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Enso-Bot/cogs/FunCommands.py

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import asyncio
import random
import discord
from discord.ext import commands
from discord.ext.commands import BucketType, cooldown
import config
from cogs.WaifuImages import error_function
colour_list = [c for c in config.colors.values()]
class Fun(commands.Cog):
def __init__(self, bot):
self.bot = bot
@commands.command(aliases=['Attack'])
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@commands.has_any_role('Hamothy', "izzy", "Servant", "pubic relations")
async def attack(self, ctx, target: discord.Member):
responses = [
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f"{target.mention} is stinky",
f"{target.mention} is ugly",
f"{target.mention} has a gigantic nose",
f"{target.mention} gets no views on their tiktok",
f"{target.mention} is obviously compensating for something :eyes:",
f"{target.mention} DIE DIE DIE :knife: :skull:",
f"{target.mention} is so annoying smh :rolling_eyes:",
f"I'd say {target.mention} was dropped as a child but they would have be to held to dropped in the first place",
f"I hate {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} close your legs, it smells like clam chowder :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:",
f"I bet {target.mention} can't reach the wall cabinets without a booster chair",
f"{target.mention} Browses 4Chan and Reddit all day looking for love",
f"{target.mention} Your forehead could be used as a landing pad",
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f"I bet {target.mention} likes eating watermelon with the rind.",
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f"{target.mention} You were the first creation to make god say oops",
f"{target.mention} You have delusions of adequacy",
f"{target.mention} I treasure the time I don't spend with you",
f"Don't be ashamed of yourself {target.mention}, that's your parent's job",
f"I don't have the energy to pretend I like {target.mention} today",
f"I know this was made for me to insult but its kinda hard to be a hateful cunt like {target.mention} :star_struck::star_struck:",
f"#{target.mention}IsOverParty",
f"I hope {target.mention} drops dead with a curable disease that doctors simply didnt feel like curing :)",
f"{target.mention} You know there's no vaccine for stupidity right?",
f"{target.mention} You are not very epic at all"
f"You make Kpop Fancams 24/7 for validation on the internet {target.mention}",
f"Your mother wanted to drop you on the head when you were little {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} You're the CEO of Racism",
f"{target.mention} has no common sense"
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]
# Sending out a random insult from the array "responses"
await ctx.send(random.choice(responses))
@commands.command(aliases=['comp', 'Compliment', 'Comp'])
@cooldown(1, 2, BucketType.channel)
async def compliment(self, ctx, target: discord.Member):
responses = [
f"{target.mention} is the most adorable uwu <:awie:676201100793085952> <:awie:676201100793085952> <:awie:676201100793085952>",
f"{target.mention} You have my ENTIRE HEART <:blushlook1:677310734123663363> <:blushlook2:679524467248201769>",
f"{target.mention} Hun you're CUTE uwu :pleading_face: :flushed: :pleading_face: :flushed: :pleading_face:",
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f"I love {target.mention} so so much :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: ",
f"My heart is full of love for you {target.mention} <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> <:Kawaii:676203363922214953>",
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f"{target.mention} I admire your greatness so much that I consider making a fan club to become your #1 fan (´꒳`)",
f"{target.mention} has no flaws, only special effects :))",
f"{target.mention}'s smile is brighter than sunlight, so smile more often ( ◠‿◠ )",
f"{target.mention} Your smile is so beautiful it blinds me :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:",
f"Being on a journey all my life, I will never meet a person as amazing as you are {target.mention}",
f"Such a pleasure to be on the same sever with {target.mention} <:boneappleteeth:676202300573876252> <:boneappleteeth:676202300573876252>",
f"With {target.mention}, even the worst day will be filled with joy <:hug:718248629034549299> <:hug:718248629034549299>",
f"There's no better antidepressant than {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} You're great, keep going Σd(˘ꇴ˘๑)",
f"I'd simp for {target.mention} anyday :flushed: :heart_eyes: :flushed: ",
f"{target.mention} Even the ugliest clothes won't ruin your look (。•̀ᴗ -)☆",
f"{target.mention} Youre that “nothing” when people ask me what Im thinking about <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> <:Kawaii:676203363922214953>",
f"{target.mention} Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time <:awie:676201100793085952> <:blushlook1:677310734123663363>",
f"{target.mention} is a whole ass SWAGMEAL <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> <:Kawaii:676203363922214953>",
f"After meeting {target.mention}, I couldn't imagine living my life without them",
f"Take me into your arms and tell me you love me <:blushlook1:677310734123663363> <:blushlook2:679524467248201769> {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} I would spend eternity cuddling with you :flushed: :flushed:",
f"Would you want to go on an e-date together? :pleading_face: :point_right: :point_left: {target.mention}",
f"Let me shoot my shot to you :see_no_evil: :see_no_evil: {target.mention}",
f"Your existence makes me feel so much better {target.mention}",
f"You're so hot, even hotter than hell :heart_eyes: {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} Youre so cute that Taz will simp for you anytime :flushed: :heart_eyes: :flushed:",
f"Josh would kill Toga for you anyday {target.mention}",
f"Zara would pick you over Kakashi :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} The thought of you leaving me is too much to bear. Stay with me forever :pleading_face: :pleading_face:",
f"{target.mention}From a scale of 1-10, youre 9 Im the 1 you need <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> <:Kawaii:676203363922214953> ",
f"You're... You're SHREKTACULAR :heart_eyes: :flushed: :heart_eyes: {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention} Your beauty renders me speechless... :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:"
f"Your taste in music is impeccable {target.mention}",
f"{target.mention}I can't stop thinking about you :see_no_evil: :see_no_evil:",
f"{target.mention} Your wedding will be wonderful, but the y is silent <a:huh:676195228872474643> <a:huh:676195228872474643>"
f"{target.mention} Hammy would give up his lifelong goals just to have a chance with you <a:huh:676195228872474643> <a:huh:676195228872474643>"
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]
# Sending out a random compliment from the array "responses"
await ctx.send(random.choice(responses))
# await ctx.send(f"{target.mention} Your wedding will be wonderful, but the y is silent <a:huh:676195228872474643> <a:huh:676195228872474643>")
# Bot ~8Ball command
@commands.command(aliases=['8ball', '8Ball'])
@cooldown(1, 0.5, BucketType.channel)
async def _8ball(self, ctx, *, question):
channels = ["bot-commands", "general"]
try:
if str(ctx.channel) in channels:
with open('images/eightball.txt') as file:
_8ball_array = file.readlines()
await ctx.send(f'Question: {question}\nAnswer: {random.choice(_8ball_array)}')
else:
message = await ctx.send(error_function())
# Let the user read the message for 2.5 seconds
await asyncio.sleep(2.5)
# Delete the message
await message.delete()
except FileNotFoundError as e:
print(e)
# Bot ~8Ball command
@commands.command(aliases=['Lukas'])
@cooldown(1, 0.5, BucketType.channel)
@commands.has_any_role('Lukas (Server Booster)')
async def lukas(self, ctx):
lukasID = '<@395653002050011166>'
bubzID = '<@422588717744652289>'
responses = [
f"{lukasID} loves {bubzID} with all his heart <:awie:676201100793085952> <:awie:676201100793085952>",
f"{lukasID} and {bubzID} are raising their rabbits <:blushlook1:677310734123663363> <:blushlook2:679524467248201769>",
f"{lukasID} is having a cult meeting",
f"{bubzID} is {lukasID}s Ehefrau"]
await ctx.send(random.choice(responses))
# await ctx.send("<a:Monka:402587773594238986>")
@commands.command(aliases=['Flip'])
@cooldown(1, 2, BucketType.channel)
async def flip(self, ctx):
pp_array = ["Smol pp", "Huge pp"]
pewds_array = ["Floor Gang", "Ceiling Gang"]
chippy_array = ["Couch gang", "Chair Gang"]
responses = random.choice([pp_array, pewds_array, chippy_array])
await ctx.send(f"{ctx.author.mention} {random.choice(responses)}")
@commands.command()
async def death(self, ctx, target: discord.member):
player1 = ctx.author.mention
player2 = target.mention
await ctx.send(f"Deathmatch started! **{player1}** vs **{player2}**")
def setup(bot):
bot.add_cog(Fun(bot))
"""# Bot ~8Ball command
@commands.command(aliases=['dm', 'Deathmatch'])
@cooldown(1, 0.5, BucketType.channel)
async def death(self, ctx):
channels = ["ensobottesting"]
player1 = ctx.author.mention
player2 = target.mention
p1hp = 100
p2hp = 100
await ctx.send("Deathmatch")
"""