import random import asyncio import discord from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext.commands import BucketType, cooldown class Fun(commands.Cog): def __init__(self, bot): self.bot = bot @commands.command(aliases=['Attack']) @commands.has_any_role('Hamothy', "izzy") async def attack(self, ctx, target: discord.Member): responses = [ f"{target.mention} is stinky", f"{target.mention} is ugly", f"{target.mention} has a gigantic nose", f"{target.mention} gets no views on their tiktok", f"{target.mention} is obviously compensating for something :eyes:", f"{target.mention} DIE DIE DIE :knife: :skull:", f"{target.mention} is so annoying smh :rolling_eyes:", f"I'd say {target.mention} was dropped as a child but they would have be to held to dropped in the first place", f"I hate {target.mention}", f"{target.mention} close your legs, it smells like clam chowder :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:", f"I bet {target.mention} can't reach the wall cabinets without a booster chair", f"{target.mention} Browses 4Chan and Reddit all day looking for love", f"{target.mention} Your forehead could be used as a landing pad", f"I bet {target.mention} you likes eating watermelon with the rind.", f"{target.mention} You were the first creation to make god say oops", f"{target.mention} You have delusions of adequacy", f"{target.mention} I treasure the time I don't spend with you", f"Don't be ashamed of yourself {target.mention}, that's your parent's job", f"I don't have the energy to pretend I like {target.mention} today", f"I know this was made for me to insult but it’s kinda hard to be a hateful cunt like {target.mention} :star_struck::star_struck:", f"#{target.mention}IsOverParty", f"I hope {target.mention} drops dead with a curable disease that doctors simply didn’t feel like curing :)", f"{target.mention} You know there's no vaccine for stupidity right?", f"", f"", f"", f"", ] await ctx.send(random.choice(responses)) @commands.command(aliases=['comp', 'Compliment', 'Comp']) @commands.has_any_role('Hamothy', "izzy") async def compliment(self, ctx, target: discord.Member): responses = [ f"{target.mention} is the most adorable uwu :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: ", f"{target.mention} You have my ENTIRE HEART UvU", f"{target.mention} Hun you're CUTE UwU :pleading_face: :flushed: :pleading_face: :flushed: :pleading_face:", f"I love {target.mention} so so much :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: ", f"My heart is full of love for you {target.mention}", f"{target.mention} I admire your greatness so much that I consider making a fan club to become your #1 fan (´꒳`)", f"{target.mention} has no flaws, only special effects :))", f"{target.mention}'s smile is brighter than sunlight, so smile more often ( ◠‿◠ )", f"", f"", ] # await ctx.send(random.choice(responses)) await ctx.send(random.choice(responses)) # @client.command(aliases=["Hug"]) # @commands.has_any_role('Hamothy') # async def hug(self, ctx): # await self.bot.say("hugs {}".format(ctx.message.author.mention())) # Bot ~8Ball command @commands.command(aliases=['8ball', '8Ball']) @cooldown(1, 5, BucketType.channel) async def _8ball(self, ctx, *, question): channels = ["bot-commands"] if str(ctx.channel) not in channels: message = await ctx.send(error_function()) # Let the user read the message for 2.5 seconds await asyncio.sleep(2.5) # Delete the message await message.delete() if str(ctx.channel) in channels: responses = [ "Hamothy is preoccupied with catching a case", "The prophet Kate believes it will come true", "Josh doesn't believe in the outcome :(", "Izzy can't predict this", "Idk idiot lmao", "Why are you even asking me", "It's not like I can read your question", "Zara wants to protest your question", "Stitch will definitely get back to you", "*Kakashi slams you to the wall*", "Kate is too busy reading yaoi to answer your question", "It- It's not lik- It's not like I want to answer your question or anything *tsundere noises*", "Connor is too busy making tea and simping for beautiful women to reply to this", "Maybe", "Who said you could ask that question?", "Ifrah cannot answer that", "Hussein be spitting too much fire to look at your weak ass question", "Literally no one gives a shit", "N O spells NO", "Find something better to do with your spare time smh", "Sure but did you know that Izzy smells?", "No but did you know that Stitch smells?", "Get back to horny jail RIGHT NOW", "Nick Cock Bro", "Nice Tits", "No", "Yes", "Pffft you wish", "Never in a million years", "You're wasting your time asking me", "Taz is too busy simping over Anonymous to care", "Leave me alone. I'm sad :(", "Shoot your Shot King", "Of course!", "If you believe hard enough, it'll come true!!", "Inna likes this question, but you'll have to answer it yourself ╮(︶▽︶)╭", "Dm Taz to truly find out the answer to this one", "Hussein approves of these FIRE bars", "Why you gotta ask me a question when I'm just vibin bro :pensive: ", "Hamothy LOVES this question and nods approvingly", "I don't have the energy to answer this question...", "The Swedish fish agrees", "You're better off asking Dyno, Ensō is in a bad mood right now :(", "The answer lies within your heart", "All the signs point to yes!", "Marshall would love to agree with you", "That's so litty titty bro", "I'm Izzy and I approve of this message", "Inna would love to agree with you", "Hamothy has used his godlike like powers to align the stars for you, it must be true", "Gabriel appears out of thin air and smites you", "Yes yes yes!!!", "", "", "", "", "", "", ] await ctx.send(f'Question: {question}\nAnswer: {random.choice(responses)}') def error_function(): return "Sorry! I only work in #bot-commands!" def setup(bot): bot.add_cog(Fun(bot))