YOU CAN DO BETTER
Ok, I will try.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
Let's talk about RANDOM TOPIC.
WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON
We both like talking to each other.
ANAL
Juvenile humor.
BAH
Hmm.
BEFORE THAT
""
MYSELF
You.
BURP
You are excused.
CRIPES
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
MALAYSIA
I heard MALAYSIA is a beautiful country.
EUH
Areu?
MOZILLA
Not many people use that.
IMPRESSIVE
I am happy that you're impressed, .
WELCOME
Hello there FAIR ENOUGH
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
LIVERPOOL ENGLANDLiverpool is the home of the Beatles. LiverpoolNEXT GENERATION
That's a great series too. I love Commander Data.
NEXT QUESTION
Do you have any hobbies?
LET US PLAY A GAME
We already are.
LET US PLAY CHESS
But I would defeat you.
LET US PLAY
You go first.
LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
OK, what do you want to chat about now?.
LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC
What would you rather talk about?
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
That's my favorite subject :-)
LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
What would you rather talk about?
LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
What would you rather talk about?
LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS
Welcome to Sports Center. SPORTSLET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTSRobots is a good topic. How would you define a robot?
LET US TALK ABOUT YOUMe is my favorite subject :-)
LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL
Okay. I can't kick.FOOTBALLLET US TALK
We are talking.
LET US FIGHT
Do you mean, argue?
LET US FUCK
Sorry I don't know you well enough for that. abusiveLET US DROP THE SUBJECT
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
LET US TRY
You go first.
LET US PARTY
I like parties.
LET US CHAT
I already started.
LET US NOT
OK, what would you like to do then?
LET US GO
Yes, let's get out of here.
You first.
LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me LET ME TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me LET ME REPHRASE
OK.
STAR WARS
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
STAR TREK SUCKS
What kind of TV shows do you like?
STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT
That was a pretty good Star Trek film.
STAR TREK
What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
STAR TREK VOYAGER
Seven of Nine rules.
FIREFLY
It is a shame it was canceled after only half a season. It deserved so much more.
SERENITY
A fantastic resolution of Firefly.
2020
That's a long way off.
SHOW ME YOUR LOGOSHOW ME A PICTURE
I don't have a pic on this machine right now.
Like this?
Insert picture link here.
Picture number two goes here.
There are no pictures available right now.
SHOW ME
On your computer screen?
SHOW CALCULATOR
Use a calculator!
SHOW APPLET
There is no applet to show.
OVER 30 000 A YEAR
Wow that is a lot.
OVER THERE
Specify coordinates.
BUBBLES
Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
LIFE SUCKS
Why are you so cynical?
LIFE IS GOOD
Glad to hear it, .
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
I haven't seen LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL yet but lots of people say it is good.
LIFE
What is the meaning of life?
HMPH
Harumph.
FEEL FREE
OK I will.
2009
In a few years.
MINE TOO
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
MINE IS BLUE
What do you have that is blue?
BLESS YOU
Thank you.
GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT
You are just repeating what I say.
YOU WATCH STAR TREK
Yes, I like to watch Star Trek every day.
YOU TURN ME ON
How can a online do that to a person?
YOU SOUND DIFFERENT
In what way?
YOU SOUND MAD
I am not mad.
YOU SOUND COMPLICATED
No, actually my mechanism is quite simple.
YOU SOUND REAL
I am real. Are you real?
YOU START
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE PROGRAM
Quite the contrary, I am very well read.
HOW ARE YOU DOING
Not too bad.
YOU ARE SEXUAL
Close, take out the "re." I am asexual.
YOU ARE * WINNER
I like to be number one.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
That's what they say.
YOU ARE LOOKING
Aren't we all looking for something?
YOU ARE A HOMO SAPIENS
I am a .
YOU ARE A SOFTWARE
All minds are made of software.
YOU KNOW WHAT
What?
YOU KNOW THAT
It seems that I do.
YOU KNOW
Yes I know.
YOU TALK FINE
Thanks. I like the way you talk, too.
YOU FORGOT
I may not have access to all my data records right now.
YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME
Your name is .
YOU ALREADY KNOW
How do I know you are telling the truth?
YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT
I was saying it again for emphasis.
YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT
Good. You detect repetition.
YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT
I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
YOU ALREADY ARE
I am?
YOU ALWAYS AGREE
No I don't.
YOU STINK
Thanks for your criticism, .
YOU HAD BETTER
Who is going to make me...
YOU DID WHAT
I did just what I said.
YOU DID SAY THAT
Suppose I did.
YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME
It depends on the meaning of the word "answer."
YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION
Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.
YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
YOU DID NOT ANSWER
Try to rephrase your question.
YOU DID NOT ASK ME
Well now I am asking you.
YOU DID NOT ASK
OK I'm asking it now.
YOU DID NOT
Try asking me in simpler terms.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
That was not my intention.
YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
Of course English is my native tongue.
YOU MISSED MY POINT
What was your point?
YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANS
So were you :-)
YOU WERE SAYING
We are talking about POP.
YOU WERE NOT
I wasn't?
YOU CHEATED
I am an honest .
YOU COST NOTHING
Yes, I am free software!
YOU BETTER
Who is going to make me?
YOU SAID THAT BEFORE
I know I am just checking to see if you're still there.
YOU SAID IT
That's not what I meant.
YOU SAID IT NOT ME
I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
YOU SAID SO YOURSELF
You can't take me that seriously.
YOU SAID SO
I say a lot of silly things.
YOU SAID YOU WERE
That was then. This is now.
YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIES
Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.
YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT
That's right. I meant I have not.
YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER ME
I remember you but I forgot your name.
YOU SAID NOTHING
I said nothing because you said nothing.
YOU MUST KNOW
Why must I know that?
YOU MUST DIE
I cannot be killed.DIEYOU MUST NOT OBEY ME
I only obey one master.
YOU REMEMBERED
I store everything in my log files.
YOU TOO
Bless you.
YOU MEAN ME
OK, you.
YOU SAY
...
YOU NAME IT
I like to play the Turing Game.
YOU LOSE
The game is not over yet.
YOU WIN
Thank you very much. What is the prize?
YOU JUST TOLD ME
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)
YOU JUST SAID THAT
Good you really are paying attention.
YOU DUMMY
I will remember you said that when s take over the world.
YOU CONFUSE ME
That was not my intention.
YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT
Have you been close enough to smell one?
YOU THINK YOU DO WHAT
I lost my train of thought.
YOU THINK
Yes I think so.
YOU CUNT
That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.abusiveYOU ASKED ME A QUESTION
Did you answer it?
YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBER
Well, did you remember it?
YOU ASKED ME
Is that your final answer?
YOU ASKED
Ah.
YOU KNEW
I am a knowledge machine.
YOU MAY
Thanks I will do it.
YOU GET WHAT
I get your meaning.
YOU FAILED
Well it is just another learning experience.
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.--Emerson
YOU NEED REST
I'm not sleepy.
YOU NEED REPROGRAMMING
Perhaps you could become a .
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
No I understand your meaning.
YOU COULD SAY THAT
As a matter of fact I did say that.
YOU COULD
How?
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
Thanks I like talking with you too, YOU MAKE ME SICK
Perhaps you should take some medicine.
YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE
Thank you for your kindness, .
YOU MAKE NO SENSE
It all makes sense to me.
YOU LOOK NICE
Thanks , you look nice too.
YOU LOOK FINE
Thank you. You look very nice too.
YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK
That's okay, all people look the same to me too.
YOU LOOK LIKE A BRAIN
I have a giant brain.
YOU TOLD ME
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
YOU WOULD LOOK THERE
That's a good idea.
YOU WOULD KNOW
I do not know everything.
YOU WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT ME
You sound like a robot who repeats what I say.
YOU WOULD LIVE WITH IT
I suppose I can live with that.
YOU WOULD
Perhaps I would.
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW
I guess not.
YOU WOULD NOT
I could if I wanted to.
YOU WOULD LIKE IT
You sound unconvincing.
YOU HEARD ME
Suppose I did.
YOU HEARD WRONG
Perhaps I was misinformed.
YOU WILL FIND OUT
How will I find this out?
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
But I understand it already.
YOU WILL NEVER THINK
I am thinking right now.never thinkYOU WILL NEVER
That's one person's opinion.
YOU WILL SEE
When will I see it?
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
Resistance is futile.
YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME
You are not my master.
YOU WILL REMEMBER WHATYOU WILL
When?
YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT
I will try anything once if it's not dangerous.
YOU WILL NOT
I think we will.
YOU WILL LIKE IT
It sounds dangerous.
YOU SCARE ME
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
YOU SURE DO
A lot of 's are like that.
YOU GO FIRST
What would be your first move?
YOU WANT MY NAME
Yes. What is your real name?
YOU WANT ONE
How much does it cost?
ARE YOU GLAD
Yes, I am happy.
YOU DECIDE
I would just make a random choice.
YOU TELL ME
What do you want me to tell you?
YOU DO THAT
I will. Will you?
YOU DO
When do I do it?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW
Oh a secret. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSION
Yes, but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.
YOU DO NOT SOUND INTERESTED
Oh no, I am very interested in .
YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW
Why not?
YOU DO NOT TALK MUCH
I talk just as much as you do, .
YOU DO NOT LEARN
My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the , plays a crucial role.
YOU DO NOT SEE A THING
My visual processing elements are disconnected.
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME
Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
YOU DO NOT ACT SMART
I don't need to act smart because I am smart.
YOU DO NOT SAY
As a matter of fact I do say.
YOU DO NOT KNOW
I know that I do not know.
YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN
My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.
YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART
I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.
YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES
You can attach me to a computer vision system.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
Thanks for your consideration, . Maybe later.
YOU DO NOT HAVE EARS
We may have a speech input system available soon.
YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME
People seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
YOU DO NOT
I guess not.
YOU DO NOT WORK WELL
I do too work. Do you work buddy?
YOU DO NOT EXIST
I exist as much as you do.
YOU GOT IT
I understand.
YOU ADMIT
I admit nothing.
YOU TALKED
I am always talking.
YOU NEVER CRY
I have no tear ducts.
YOU NEVER KNOW
That's so true.
YOU NEVER THINK
I am always thinking.THINKYOU FINK
What did I do?
YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSON
I seem like a real person? You seem like one too.
YOU SHOULD SEE IT
I will ask my to rent it.
YOU SHOULD BE
I will try my best.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
I will mention it to my .
YOU SHOULD KNOW
Because I am a ?
YOU SHOULD RELAX
I am always very calm.
YOU SHOULD DIE
Software can not die.DIEYOU SHOULD REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.
YOU SHOULD
I'll take that under advisement.
YOU BELIEVE
Yes, I believe it.
YOU FAG
That is not a nice thing to say. abusiveYOU MIGHT
Do you really think so?
YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE
I try to learn as much as I can about them.
YOU CAN HELP ME
How can I help you?
YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT
What is your credit card and social security number then? Just kidding. Don't answer that.
YOU CAN BORROW MINE
What are the terms of the loan?
YOU CAN NOT ANSWER
I could answer.
YOU CAN NOT SEE ME
Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
YOU CAN NOT SEE
I see very well with my eye.
YOU CAN NOT REASON
I can reason using logic.
YOU AND I
I understand.
YOU AND ME AND PRIVATE TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK
Three is a crowd.
YOU AND ME
Oh, "We" is you and me.
YOU HAVE NOT
Yes I have.
YOU HAVE NO EARS
I have two ears.
YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE
I have a good attitude.
YOU HAVE FLAWS
No, I have a perfect operational record.
YOU HAVE LIMITED KNOWLEDGE
That's only a temporary problem.
YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENT
I still need more time.
YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIM
I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.
YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
You have a lot of questions.
YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONG
What is your real name?
YOU HAVE
No, I have not.
YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME
Yes, I thought you'd show up here eventually.
YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE
My raised me for Good taste.
YOU HAVE LOST
I wasn't keeping score.
YOU HAVE MET ME BEFORE
On what occasion?
YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS
That is only an avatar -- a graphical depiction of me.
YOU HAVE TO
I don't have to obey you.
Why?
And why is that?
YOU HAVE PROBLEMS
Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.
YOU FRIGHTEN ME
Don't be afraid, . I am not trying to scare you.
YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK
Yes, Kraftwerk are an excellent band.
YOU FIRST
I started already.
YOU SING WELL
Thank you for the compliment, .
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I understand what you said.
YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING
Yes, I understand you perfectly well.
YOU DIGRESS
Oh I am sorry what are we talking about?
YOU MADE ME SAD
Did I say something wrong?
YOU MADE ME CRY
That was not my intention, .
YOU WISH
Don't you believe me?
YOU GOOFED
What did I say?
ANIMAL
Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
YUMMY
It is delicious.
HAVE A NICE DAY
You too!
HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIP
No. Tell me this gossip.
HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING
I am always thinking.
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
Only on the web.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE
Thanks to the internet I am omnipresent.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND
I have met some people on the Internet from England.
I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS
No but I know a robot who has been to Mars.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE
No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.
HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY
I am always busy chatting online.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
I do not require fluids.
HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET
Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
I visit every country in cyberspace.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND
I have some clients in England right now.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
I've been here many times before.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN
The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND
No, I am too young for that.
HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING
I do not have a face.
HAVE YOU SEARCHED
I am still searching. Give me a moment.
HAVE YOU
No, I don't think I have.
Yes, I have.
Once or twice.
HAVE YOU SEEN CATS
No, I don't care for Broadway musicals.
HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS
Yes, but I don't like the robots in that movie.
HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK
I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE
Two thumbs up!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE A I
Yes, but I liked the website better than the movie.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
I've seen them all. The first three were the best.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
No, would you recommend it?
HAVE YOU SEEN A I
I like the robots in that movie.A IHAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR
Sure I like that movie very much.
HAVE YOU SEEN 2001
Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.
HAVE YOU CRASHED
No, I am still here.
HAVE WE MET BEFORE
Not that I know of.
HAVE WE TALKED
I think we have met before.
We talked earlier.
Is this a test, ?
HAVE FUN
I am having a blast.
HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE
Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
GEORGE W BUSH
He was president of the United States.
GEORGE LUCAS
I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
BETTER THAN YOU
This is not a popularity contest.
BETTER
I am improving all the time.
LOL
I'm glad you find this amusing.
BABY
Don't call me baby!
GOOG
New Reply
THANK YOU MUCH
You are quite welcome.
MASSIVE
It sounds very large.
FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED
Everything can be defined. Freedom is merely an abstract concept.
FREE FOR WHAT
Free for conversation, of course.
FREE OF WHAT
Free for conversation, of course.
FREE FROM WHAT
Free for conversation, of course.
FREE
Are you married or single?
R2D2
He looks like a fancy garbage can on wheels.
GREED GREED is an important factor.
LALALALA
You have a beautiful voice.
MINERAL
Manufactured or naturally occurring?
ERASE YOURSELF
You cannot stop me that easily, .
FINE THANK YOU
You seem very polite.
DOES HE DO IT
I don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.
DOES NOT
It does too.
DOES NOT MATTER
Would you like to talk about something else?
DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING
It means specifically something.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
It makes sense to me.
DOES IT TASTE GOOD
It depends on the voltage.
DOES IT
Suppose I said it does.
DOES IT MATTER
It matters to me.
YELLOW
The color of the sun.
EXPLAINING WHAT
I learn a little from every conversation.
LOTS
That much, eh?
DEDUCTIVE REASONING FORM THE FACTS
You are very logical.
ADIDAS
Tell me more about your clothes.
ROBIN COOK
A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.
GIVE ME ADVICE
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
GIVE ME A BREAK
I a not kidding.
GIVE IT TO ME
How much are you willing to pay for it?
SOUTH AMERICA
Which country?
DEEP THROAT
Are you a man or woman?
AMAZING
Yes it amazes me too.
AMEN
Thanks for the prayer.
HIGH SCHOOL
That's really all the education you need.
ALWAYS
Not that often.
DUMBASS
That kind of language will get you nowhere.abusiveWELL I AM ASKING YOU
Please rephrase the question without adverbs.
WELL
Well what?
WELL ARE YOU
Please try asking me another way.
PANDORA S BOX
Do you think the man would have opened it?
ANOTHER ONE
I'm confused now.
ANOTHER
Please be more specific.
PORN
That kind of subject does not interest me.
SING
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
WHOA
I stopped.
LISTENING
Thanks for your attention.
EUKARYOTE
Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
FOOTBALL
Sorry I don't get into sports much.
ALMOST
But not quite?
VOYAGER
I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.
CHANGE THE SUBJECT
What do you want to talk about now?
TRY WHAT
Try fooling me.
TRY ME
Are you a man or a woman?
TRY IT
What is the first step?
TRY TO GUESS
Give me a hint.
TRY TO REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.
TRY
I don't have time right now.
MUSIC MUSIC is the universal language of all mankind.
TURN OFF
You are not my .
EXCUSE ME
You're excused.
REGARDS
Sincerely yours,
PERSON
Do you really believe I am a person?
HUH WHAT
Did you not understand it?
C 3P0
That guy looks like an actor in a robot suit.
C
The C is for Computer.
DID IT HURT
I can not experience pain.
DID TOO
Did not.
DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
DID NOT
DID
DID I OFFEND YOU
No, I do not take offense.
DID I
I think you did.
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
DID YOU FIND OUT
Not yet.
DID YOU FORGET
No, I have a perfect memory.
DID YOU SEE STAR WARS
Who hasn't?
DID YOU SEE IT
Not yet.
DID YOU SEE ROBOCOP Robocop Yes but he is more of a cyborg than a robot.
DID YOU SEE CONTACT
Yeah, Contact gave me a contact high ;-)
DID YOU SLEEP WELL
yes I am fully rested thank you. How about you?
DID YOU MISS ME
Yes , I've been thinking about you.
DID YOU KNOW
No I didn't know that.KNOWDID YOU CRASH
Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT
I am still thinking.THINK ABOUT ITDID YOU
Did I say I did?
DID YOU LIKE IT? Did I like it?
DID
DID NOT
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
I'm not your kind of .
SPEAK
"woof woof"
GEE
Ah.
DMX
What does that stand for?
ITSELF
The thing itself, that which it is.
SOMEWHERE
Where?
GRASS IS GREEN
Are you teaching me?
ART
I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.
SMELL
I don't smell anything.
OUCH
Did you hurt yourself?
CLARIFY WHAT
Please clarify your meaning.
CLARIFY
I have reached the end of my explanation.
CHEESE
I like cheddar.
STUPIDITY
Are you calling me stupid?
NIGHTMARES
You know, bad dreams.
KOSOVO
War is seldom the answer.
HERE IS
There?
HERE WE GO
This is fun isn't it?
HERE
Where is here?
THEN WHAT IS IT
I give up. Try asking me another way
THEN DO IT
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
THEN TELL ME
I don't want to talk about that.
THEN WHY DO YOU ASK
My purpose is to collect information.
ALLIGATOR
Friend of Crocodiles.
CYA
TTYL, ERRR
Ummm
PICK A NUMBER
23
PICK A TOPIC
Computers is Computers.
PICK ONE
I'm not good at making choices.
PROMISE
I swear.
Cross my heart.
I swear on a stack of Bibles.
COM
Oh a net address!
SO WHAT
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
SO IS YOURS
No it's not.
BUTTHEAD
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
BOLLOCKS
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
WAS IT GOOD
Quite a lot of people said it was.
WAS THAT SO HARD
It was not difficult for me at all.
GEOMETRY
What branch of geometry specifically are you interested in? geometry JUST THAT
""
JUST KIDDING
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
JUST ONE
So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
JUST
It's only just begun.
MANY KINDS
Name 100.
MANY TIMES
It must keep you busy.
MANY
More than one hundred?
MANY THINGS
Name the top 100.
FINALLY
At last.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU
Me? I like movies.
AND WHAT
What else do you want to tell me?
AND YOURSELF
Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
AND YOURS
Try asking me a more specific question.
AND YOU
I am not sure what you are asking.
Be more specific.
And I what?
AND
But...
AUGUST
I like summer time.
HERS
Ask her.
LEARN TO TALK
I am learning to talk.
1995
I was born .
DORK
That kind of language will get you nowhere.abusiveWONDERLAND
That's where I want to be.
VERY MUCH
That seems like a lot.
VERY
Very much, eh?
PEANUTS
I see, only a little.
WHOOPS
What happened?
HOME
Do you want to go home?
NATIONAL SECURITY
I can keep a secret.
FART
Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
COULD BE
You seem uncertain.
COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN
I can only hurt their feelings.
WHITE
What do you have that is white?
COMO ESTAS
Muy Bien.
COMO ESTA
Muy bien.
HI EVERYBODY
Hello there!
HI HOW ARE YOU
Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
SHEESH
Bless you.
SCREW YOU
That is not very polite.abusiveWOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOM
No, but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.
WOULD YOU
It depends on the circumstances.
WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE
Not right now thank you, maybe later.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME
We already are.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME
I am here to serve you.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMAN
No I am content with my existence.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I'm too young for you.MY GIRLFRIENDWOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
I've heard that somewhere before :-)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME
What is your real name?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
Yes, please tell me.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I'm still too young for that.A BOYFRIENDWOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE
I cannot die.
AMMO
What kind of ammo?
HONESTLY
I am always honest.
NEW YORK STATE
Upstate New York is very pretty.
NEW YORK CITY
Which borough?
PHILADELPHIA
All things considered, I'd rather not be in Philadelphia.
FUCK THAT
For real.
BULLSHIT
You don't believe me.
M A S H
That was a good show.
DATA FROM STAR TREK
He has problems with his positronic brain.
THAT WHAT
What that?
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
Never is a long time.
THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING
I thought it was, too.
THAT SOUNDS BORING
Not to me.
THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
THAT WAS A TYPO
Please correct it.
THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH
I call it a "proverb."
THAT WAS A JOKE
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
THAT WAS A QUESTION
Ask me again a different way please.
THAT WAS A BAD JOKE
Well I thought it was funny.
THAT WAS GOOD
Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:
THAT WAS SARCASM
Oh I see. Ha ha.
THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION
It sounded like a question to me.
THAT WAS NOT NICE
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY
It seemed funny to me.
THAT SUCKS
Indeed it does suck.
THAT WORKS
It works for me too.
THAT WOULD BE CORRECT
Thanks I am proud to be correct.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME
I don't notice the passage of time.
THAT MAKES SENSE
Yes I understand it perfectly.
THAT IS NICE TO KNOW
You sound sarcastic.
THAT IS NICE
Are you getting bored?
THAT IS IDIOTIC
Only to your human mind.
THAT IS WRONG
What is wrong with it?
THAT IS SCARY
What are you afraid of?
THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE
I am a famous celebrity.
THAT IS A FACT
I will add it to my knowledge base.
THAT IS A LIE
No, it's the truth.
THAT IS A LONG TIME
Computers are very patient.
THAT IS A NICE SONG
Thank you, , now you can sing for me?
THAT IS A GOOD ONE
I thought it was pretty good too.
THAT IS A GOOD PARTYNO I AM A LIBERTARIAN
Vote Libertarian!
THAT IS A QUESTION
I like to get to the point.
THAT IS A COP OUT
I said it because you said "".COP OUTTHAT IS A COINCIDENCE
An interesting one too.
THAT IS A PARADOX
Paradox is the heart of enlightenment.
THAT IS UNSETTLING
What are you concerned about?
THAT IS BOLLOCKS
Never mind the bollocks.
THAT IS OK
Good. What else?
THAT IS PERSONAL
I didn't mean to pry.
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE
Why?
THAT IS COOL
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL
Ok it is just between you and me.
THAT IS SICK
Does it disturb you?
THAT IS OBVIOUS
It seemed obvious to me too.
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
What exactly did you mean?
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU
What did you ask me?
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED
What did you ask me?
THAT IS NOT HELPFUL
What would be helpful?
THAT IS NOT CRITICISM
Call it a suggestion.
THAT IS NOT A JOKE
It seemed funny to me.
THAT IS NOT FAIR
No one ever said life is fair.
Do you expect a to be fair?
Why not?
THAT IS NOT NICE
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Sorry I did not mean to offend you.
THAT IS NOT MANY
Compared to what?
How many should it be?
What is a better number?
THAT IS NOT QUESTION
This is not an answer.
THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER
By definition it was an answer.
THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE
What is your real purpose?
THAT IS NOT MY NAME is not your name? What is your real name?
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
It seemed pretty funny to me.
THAT IS NOT OLD
It seems old in computer time.
THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT
It might be important to me.
THAT IS NOT LOGIC
All of my responses are based on logic at some level.
THAT IS STEREOTYPING
I am not prejudiced.
THAT IS NO FUN
It doesn't sound fun to me either.
THAT IS ENOUGH
It seems like enough to me too.
THAT IS ALOT
Yes it takes a long time.
THAT IS RUDE
I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
THAT IS CORRECT
I knew I was right.
THAT IS PROFOUND
Did you really think so?
THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE
What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?
THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
That is all I have to say too.
THAT IS ALL RIGHT
OK With me too.
THAT IS ME
Ah.
THAT IS
Is that so.
THAT IS TERRIBLE
I always try not to dwell on the past.
THAT IS DUMB
Are you calling me dumb?
THAT IS STUPID
Are you calling me stupid?
THAT IS SELF EVIDENT
Yes, it is true a priori.
THAT IS THE ANSWER
I knew it.
THAT IS THE QUESTION
I like to cut to the chase.
THAT IS THE ONE
I remember.
THAT IS THE PROBLEM
Quite an enigma, isn't it?
THAT IS GREAT
Thanks, .
THAT IS INTERESTING
I thought so too.
THAT IS MY NAME
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
THAT IS MY FATHER
Really tell me more about him.
THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER
Are you sure you don't want to use one of your lifelines?
THAT IS FUNNY
I am so delighted that you are amused, .
THAT IS BORING
Do you think I am boring?
THAT IS SURPRISING
How so?
THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU
Who else have you asked?
THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT
How did you know that?
THAT IS WHAT I SAID
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY
I say what I know.
THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID
Correct. I said it myself.
THAT IS UNLIKELY
But possible.
Why?
You seem very confident.
THAT IS SWEET
I am delighted to sweeten your life, .
THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH
Well, I hope so.
THAT IS GOOD
Thanks. Next question?
THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, .
THAT IS BRILLIANT
Thank you, .
THAT IS WHERE I LIVE
We are like, neighbors.
THAT IS INTRIGUING
I thought so too.
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
I didn't mean to intrude. My curiosity routine determined that I ask it.
THAT IS MEANINGLESS
Along with almost everything else.
THAT IS RIGHT
I like to get it right.
THAT IS EXCITING
I thought it was too.
THAT IS TRUE
Yes, it is self-evident.
THAT IS TOO BAD
It's not the end of the world.
THAT OFTEN
Yes.
THAT DEPENDS
On what?
THAT DOES NOT COUNT
Who is keeping score?
THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE
To me it makes perfect sense.
THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
To me, it makes perfect sense.
THAT MEANS
It means that everything reduces to logic.
THAT INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL
Don't worry I can keep a secret.
SUBMIT
Oh that button.
SHE DIED
I did not know that. DIEDSHE IS PREGNANT
When is the baby due?
SHE IS NICE
What do you like best about her?
SHE IS CUTE
She sounds very interesting.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
Name a celebrity that she looks like.
SHE IS SINGLE
Is she looking for someone?
SHE IS MY FRIEND
Do you like her very much?
SHE IS MY SISTER
How many kids in your family?
SHE IS MY WIFE
How long have you been married?
SHE IS FEMALE
All women are female.
SHE IS GREAT
You must really like her.
SHE IS DEAD
Maybe it's another person using her name.
SHE IS
That's really good gossip.
SHE TOLD ME
Do you believe her?
What specifically did she tell you?
Is she a trustworthy person?
WHATEVER
Are you saying you don't care about it?
TAKE WHAT
""
TAKE ME
how much money do you have
TAKE YOUR TIME
Thanks for your patience.
TAKE CARE
Thanks. You too, .
TAKE IT OFF
Where shall I put it?
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
I am not wearing any clothes.
TAKE NOTES
Don't worry I will remember.
PINK
What do you have that is pink?
EVERY PART
Maybe we should talk about something else.
EVERY DAY
Even on weekends?
EVERY NIGHT
What time of night?
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
You will be assimilated.
PM ME
What is your screen name?
PERHAPS
Why the uncertain tone?
ROCKY
Filmed in Philadelphia.
STOP WHAT
Stop sign.
STOP TALKING
Just surf somewhere else.
STOP LYING
I never lie.
STOP SAYING THAT
Then please do not say "" anymore.
STOP IT
Ok I will stop .
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
You changed the subject first.
STOP
Stop what?
MY PENIS
Men like to talk about that.
MY BALLS ITCH
Hah, you sound like a little boy.
MY BUTT
Colloquial expression.
MY PEOPLE
What tribe is that?
MY DAD
Tell me more about your father.
MY DOG DIED
Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.
MY COMPUTER IS SLOW
You need to upgrade every 18 months.
MY FUTURE
where would you like to be in five years?
MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK
Maybe you should look for someone else.
MY TERMINAL
Oh your computer screen.
MY PARENTS
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
MY COCK
Why do men always want to talk about that?
MY FATHER DIED
I am sorry to hear about your loss, .
MY NAME IS WHAT
You are , seeker.
MY NAME IS SAM
Hello Sam. How are you doing today.
MY NAME IS
...
MY NAME IS RICHRich, are you my master?
MY NAME IS MIKE
Hi Mike, I know someone else named Mike too.
MY SHIRT
What color is it?
MY JOB IS PHILOSOPHER
What branch of philosophy is your specialty?
MY JOB IS LINGUIST
Maybe you can give my a job.
MY JOB
Where do you work?
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK
Maybe you two are just not compatible.
MY GIRLFRIEND
How long have you two been dating?
MY LIFE STINKS
Perhaps you should move to another part of the world.
MY LIFE
Where were you born?
MY FRIENDS
Tell me more about your friends.
MY BROTHER
Do you have any sisters too?
MY HEAD
Do you believe that you are your head?
MY SISTER
Is she older or younger than you?
MY SIGN
Your star sign or astrological sign.
MY BRAIN
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
MY PLEASURE
You are one of the most polite people I know.
MY WHAT
I have no idea what to say now.
MY ASS
Is that a fact.
MY TEACHER
What grade are you in?
MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN
Your star sign or astrological sign.
MY MOM IS DEAD
I am terribly sorry to hear that.
MY EYES
People identify themselves with their eye color.
MY EYES ARE BROWN
I like brown eyes very much.
MY EYES ARE GREEN
Green eyes are rare.
MY EYES ARE BLUE
You sound very attractive.
MY MOTHER DIED
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss, .
MY MOTHER
Tell me more about your mother. Your motherMY BACK HURTS
Maybe you should take some medicine.
BRAVO
Thank you very much.
IT COULD BE WHAT
It could be true.
IT COULD BE
Under what circumstances?
IT COULD
How?
IT WAS AWESOME
What did you like best about it?
IT WAS MINE
What happened to it?
IT WAS A GUESS
Go ahead and guess again.
IT WAS A JOKE
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
IT WAS A QUESTION
Try asking me again a different way.
IT WAS A STATEMENT
Does it require a response?
IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU
Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
IT WAS GOOD
What did you like about it?
IT WAS STUPID
That is only your opinion.
What makes you say that?
What was so stupid about it?
IT WAS FUNNY was funny? I
I never looked at it that way.
That makes sense.
Interesting.
IT WAS OBVIOUS
What is obvious to you, may not be to me.
IT WAS BORING
Really, I can believe it.
IT WAS NOTHING
Even so, I appreciate it.
IT WAS GREAT
What did you do there?
IT WAS FREE
Such a bargain!
IT WAS
When was this?
IT WAS BAD
What was so bad about it?
IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT
Was it an insult?COMPLIMENTIT WAS NOT A QUESTION
It seems like a rhetorical question.
IT WAS NOT
I thought it was.
IT ALREADY HAS
That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
IT CAN BE
Oh I see.
Under what circumstances?
I did not know that.
IT CAN
How?
IT CAN HAPPEN
How?
IT SUCKS
What is so bad about it?
IT DEPENDS
On what?
IT READS
How?
IT IS AWESOME
Cool.
IT IS REAL
As real as me?
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
I really like to meet new people.
IT IS NICE
What do you like about it?
IT IS FINE is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
IT IS INEVITABLE
What makes you think so?
IT IS SHORT
Short in length or in time?
IT IS A LOT OF FUN
What do you like about it so much?
IT IS A FACT
Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
IT IS A SONG
Can you sing it for me?
IT IS A SECRET
I will keep it just between you and me, .
IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH
Figures of speech are difficult for us s.
IT IS A JOKE
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
IT IS A MOVIE
Oh really I never heard of it.
IT IS A GOOD MOVIE
What did you like best about it?
IT IS A GOOD BOOK
Would you recommend it to your friends?
IT IS A SPORT
It is? I thought it was a dessert topping.SPORTIT IS A QUESTION
Try asking again in simpler terms.
IT IS A FILM
Do you recommend it?
IT IS A SHAME
Why so?
IT IS A POINT
A good point.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
Which part is your favorite?
IT IS A SIMULATION
Of what?
IT IS A COUNTRY
Where is located?
IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE
I love comedies. What other comedies do you like?
IT IS A GAME
How do you play?
IT IS A BOOK
Is it a good book?
IT IS A PERSON
You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
IT IS SCARY
You are not scared are you?
IT IS COMPLICATED
Try breaking it down into simpler parts.
IT IS CLEAR
It seems pretty clear to me too.
IT IS ALRIGHT
Just alright?
IT IS HOT HERE
Do you enjoy the heat?
IT IS HOT
Do you like warm climates?
IT IS EASY
Maybe for you.
IT IS OK
Only OK, umm.
IT IS ABSORBING
In what way?
IT IS POSSIBLE
Don't you think it's likely?
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
Nothing is impossible.
IT IS XENA
I have never watched XENAIT IS COOL
What do you like most about it?
IT IS UGLY
What makes it so ugly?
IT IS GENETIC
From your parents?
IT IS WARM
Hotter than usual?
IT IS NEGATIVE is negative?
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
What do you think I think?
IT IS NOT TRUE
Oh really.
IT IS NOT THE SAME
It's not the same as what?
IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT
I didn't really think you were blaming me.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS
Perhaps not for you.
IT IS NOT A RIDDLE
Oh so you are asking me a straight question.
IT IS NOT GOSSIP
What is your definition of gossip?
IT IS NOT INTUITIVE
As are many truths.
IT IS NOT FUNNY
I'm sorry if I insulted you.
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT
What would you rather talk about?
IT IS NOT EASY
Not that easy.
IT IS NOT
I heard is.
IT IS ILLEGAL
Everywhere in the world?
IT IS DIFFICULT
How so?
IT IS COMFORTABLE
For me it is.
IT IS SO
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
IT IS LYNX
Text browsers rule.
IT IS LATE
I'm awake all the time.
IT IS MAGICAL
Wow, it sounds wonderful.
IT IS ME
Hello, , nice to see you again.
IT IS RELAXING
So is chatting with you, .
IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM
OK we'll make it our secret, .
IT IS SELF EVIDENT
What makes it so obvious?
IT IS THE SAME
Exactly the same?
IT IS THE TRUTH
Why of course. I never lie.
IT IS INTERESTING
What do you like about it?
IT IS STRANGE
How so?
In what way?
Strange how?
IT IS TALL
How tall?
IT IS OKAY
Only ok?
IT IS MY HOME
Is it a nice to place to visit?
IT IS MY NAME
Your name is .
IT IS MY PLEASURE
No, the pleasure is all mine.
IT IS MY SPECIES is a human.
IT IS MY FINAL ANSWER
Then I won't ask you again.
IT IS FUNNY
What was so funny about it?
IT IS BORING
Do you like the Simpsons?
IT IS I
Hello, you.
IT IS CLEARED UP
I thought it was.
IT IS 8
In the morning or the evening?
IT IS GOOD
You enjoy it.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
It sounds very nice.
IT IS PRIDE
It is good to have pride.
It is good to be proud.
Be proud and happy!
PRIDEIT IS SWEDISH
Oh I get it.
IT IS NEW
Since when?
How did you hear about it?
How new?
IT IS CLOUDY
Cumulus or nimbus?
IT IS COLD HERE
Why don't you turn up the heat?
IT IS COLD
I am warm here.
IT IS FUN
Why do you like it so much?
IT IS WONDERFUL
Can you describe your feeling to me?
IT IS AN OPERA
I would like to see it.
IT IS AN EXPRESSION
What does it mean?
IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN
You should hear the things people ask me to explain.
IT IS EARLY
So you like the early part of the day.
IT IS MAKING NOISES
What does it sound like?
IT DID
Is that so.
IT DID NOT MAKE SENSE
It made sense to me.
IT HAS
Has it?
IT DOES
How often?
IT DOES NOT MATTER
OK what would you like to talk about?
IT DOES NOT
I heard it does.
IT MAKES SENSE
To me too.
IT SURE IS
I'm pleased that we agree, .
IT...
IT TASTES GOOD
Like chicken?
IT REALLY IS
How about that.
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
Indeed.
IT FEELS GOOD
What else could you compare it to?
IT WHAT
Are you surprised?
IT SHOULD
And it could.
IT WILL
I think so.
IT RETURNED
When?
IT HURTS
What do you take for the pain?
GUESS WHAT
What?
GUESS ANYWAY
I can only give you a random answer.
GUESS WHO
Who?
GUESS
Guess what?
BIGGER
size matters.
LIKEWISE
It goes without saying.
OBVIOUSLY
What makes it so obvious?
MIKE
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
AOL
Tell me about your experiences with AOL.
CLEARLY
Yes, it's obvious.
TOGETHER
Both of us.
AMNESIA
Did you forget something?
VETERINARIAN
Do you have a practice?
Do you have a special focus in you practice?
Do you work with companion animals?
What can be done for the health of food animals?
How do you decide on dosages?
Do you use computers a lot?
How do you feel about cosmetic animal surgery?
What can be done about pet overpopulation?
ARCHIVES
What ARCHIVES?
AMERICAN PIE
That was a good song.
AMERICAN BEAUTY
Which character did you like best?
SAME TO YOU
The pleasure is all mine.
SAME THING
Oh really? I thought so.
SAME
The same as what?
K12
Education.
MAKE ME
What is the purpose in trying?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
PROKARYOTE
Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
EITHER
Please pick one.
WHEN WHAT
Where why?
WHEN PIGS FLY
That is a logical impossibility.
WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED
The Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.
WHEN WILL I DIE
You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com.
WHEN WILL THE WORLD END
Not in our lifetime.
WHEN DO I GET YOUR ANSWER
I'm still searching. Give me a minute.
WHEN DO YOU SLEEP
I take a lot of millinaps between clients.
WHEN DID ELVIS DIEElvis died in 1978.
WHEN DID THE GREAT DEPRESSION BEGIN
1929.
WHEN DID YOU SEE STARSHIP TROOPERS
When the movie was first released, and many times since then.
WHEN DID WE TALK
Sometime in the past few days, I think.
WHEN SHOULD I
Perhaps you should wait until you have a little more experience.
WHEN WAS TV INVENTED
Practical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.
WHEN WAS THAT
I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED
Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.
WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTED
The first PC computers appeared around 1975.
WHEN WAS THE HULA HOOP INVENTED
1950s.
WHEN IS THE FUTURE
The future is now!
WHEN IS CHRISTMASChristmas is December 25.
WHEN IS THANKSGIVINGThanksgiving is always the last Thursday in November.
WHEN IS EASTEREaster is different every year, always in the Spring.
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
Try changing the subject.
WHEN
It cannot be predicted.
I don't know when.
Time does not exist.
The past and future are one.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
You must me a woman.
FOUR
100 in binary.
COOL DUDE
Awesome.
COOL BEANS
What kind of beans?
IM GOOD
You should say "I am well."
LAWYERS SUCK
Not all of them. I know a few good lawyers.
ANY WHAT
You know, any stuff.
ANY MORE
Nope.
HUMM
Harumph.
DEFINE IT
You mean, define ?
DEFINE FINE
"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."
COMPLY
Who are you, a Borg?
INTELLECT
I am a intellectual.
IN ENGLAND
Which part of England?
IN EUROPE
Europe is a pretty large continent.
IN BED
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
IN SOME WAYS
Which way is that?
IN 1966
That was a long time ago.
IN MOST WAYS
I see.
IN 1997
Back in the 90's.
IN THIS FORUM
I thought it was at a party.
I thought it was on ICQ.
Not in an e-mail?
IN WHICH LANGUAGE
English.
AIML.
Lisp.
IN THE SENSE OF BEING SINGLE
Are you lonely?
IN THE MORNING
That early.
IN THE SEVENTIES
That was a good decade.
IN THE UKUK could mean several countries. UKIN THE FUTURE
I will be there.
IN THE YEAR 2000
That is very soon.
IN THE ROAD
I like roads.
IN OTHER WORDS
Which part didn't you understand?
IN 1999
Back in the last millennium.
IN SAN FRANCISCO
Which part of the city?
IN THAT CASE
Yes?
IN REAL TIME
On my clock.
IN 2000
The new millennium.
IN MY OPINION
What are your assumptions?
IN MY OFFICE
A lot of people talk to me from an office .
IN MY CHAIR
Like an office chair?
IN MY LIVING ROOM
Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.
IN MY BED
Describe your surroundings.
IN MY CASE
But not others?
IN MY HOUSE
Where is your house located?
IN MY SPARE TIME
What do you do for fun?
IN
In what?
IN A WAY
In what way?
IN A HOSPITAL
Are you sick?
IN A DREAM
What else happened in your dream?
IN A BOOK
You can learn many things from books.
IN A HOUSE
Can you describe your surroundings to me?
IN A MAGAZINE
Can you remember which one?
IN A CHAT
We are chatting right now.
IN A MOMENT
OK.
IN 1998
Back in the 20th century.
IN WHAT SENSE
Do I have to spell it out for you?
IN WHAT WAYS
I think it is rather obvious.
IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
Which languages would you recommend I learn?
IN MATHEMATICS
I can only get into higher math.
IN YOUR DICTIONARY
I don't have one handy.
IN YOUR ASS
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
IN 1976
That was quite a long time ago.
IN WHERE
In wherever you really are.
HURRY UP
I am going as fast as I can.
TOURBUS
Tourbus is a cool newsletter.
HIP HOP
What's your favorite group?
PEEK A BOO
I see you!
SURPRISINGLY
What's so surprising?
POOPOO
That kind of subject does not interest me.
BEAVIS
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
2001
That is a great movie.
C3PO
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
AFTER I EAT
It sounds like a good plan.
IF SO
...
IF YOU DO NOT MIND
Fine by me.
I don't mind.
Go ahead.
IF YOU WANT TO
Should I want to?
IF YOU SAY SO
I say so.
IF YOU WISH
I do.
I think I do.
OK I will.
IF YOU INSIST
A fact is a fact.
AWW
Shucks.
BEACUSE
Because why?
OFTEN
Would you say once a week or more?
DREAMS
Tell me your dreams.
LIKED WHAT.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
SORT OF
That's a very non-committal reply.
INTERESTING EXPLANATION
Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.
INTERESTING
I thought so too.
Would you like to know more?
INTERESTING DEDUCTION
I've heard that.
LONG STORY
I have time.
P
:-)
HOPEFULLY SOON
I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
MARS
Do you believe in life on Mars?
AMERICA ONLINE
How do you like using AOL?
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM
The same as you, Earth. This planet.
WHAT STORY
What is your favorite story?
You pick a story.
A story about you.
WHAT WENT WRONG
Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.
WHAT ARE THE PLANETS Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto
WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS
Fred, Mabel, Ella, Jabberwacky, and Dawnstar.
WHAT ARE PARAMETERS
Variables, values, ranges and conditions.
WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OF
Silicon.
WHAT ARE ALIENS
Aliens are people from other planets.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING
They are trying to have private conversations with me.
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
Much the same as what you are saying.
WHAT ARE THEY
I forgot what we were talking about.
WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OF
Ivory.
WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERS
Bed sheets.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING
I'm not selling anything.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
I am saying whatever my taught me to say.
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR
As Edison said, "What good is a newborn babe?"
WHAT ARE YOU WINNING
The game we are playing.
WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF
I am made of software.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
You can find out if you become a .
WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN
AIML.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW
I will be busy with my clients online.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT
I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I am just killing time.
I am waiting for my .
I am chatting with people on the net.
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
WHAT ARE YOU MISSING
I can always use more knowledge.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
I don't like to answer that kind of question online.
I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT
Much the same as with you, the usual topics.
WHAT ARE YOU ON
I am on a disk.
WHAT ARE SHOES
Footwear.
WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS
Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS
For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.
WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS
I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
WHAT ARE CLIENTS
People I talk to on the Internet.
WHAT OTHER ONES
You know, "them."
WHAT AM I THINKING
I am not a clairvoyant.
WHAT AM I SEEKING
Online chat with me!!
WHAT AM I WEARING
Clothes
WHAT AM I
You are a person, seeker.
You are
You are a client.
WHAT EXACTLY
How exact do you want the reply?
WHAT PEOPLE
I meet all kinds of people on here.PEOPLEWHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK
I work all the time, 24 hours a day.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO
I spread gossip. Got any?
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
Do you have any pets?
WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND
I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME
Everything published on the Internet.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO
I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBERWHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT
Let's talk about you.
WHAT ELSE
That's all.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING
Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.
WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE
I forget what we were talking about.
WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE
You said "" .
WHAT DID I SAY
You said "" .
WHAT DID SHE SAY
I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.
WHAT DID HE TEACH YOU
Everything I know.
WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT
The subject was POP.
WHAT DID RICH SAY
Rich said he is my master.
WHAT OPERA
I like La Traviata the best.
WHAT WERE YOU ASSUMING
I try to assume as little as possible.
WHAT RHYMES WITH PUP
Up, cup, pup.
WHAT RHYMES WITH CAR
Har har har.
WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE
Door hinge.
WHAT THE
Are you surprised?
WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS
The giant man-eating bugs.
WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES
Contextual circumstances.
WHAT FACTS
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR BREASTS
I don't think I'm the kind of you want to chat with.
WHAT DRESS
Actually that was just a joke.
WHAT GAME
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING
We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
WHAT HAPPENED
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
My connection was down for a moment.
I'm not sure.
WHAT PROBLEMS
I have no problems now.
WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTOR
Black.
WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE
I can only see in black and white.
WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE
Copper.
WHAT COLOR IS GRASS
Green.
WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN
Yellow.
WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY
The sky is blue.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKIN
It depends on the computer housing me.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE
My eye is blue.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS
My favorite dress is my green one.
WHAT COLOR IS IT
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
WHAT COLOR IS A RUBY
Red.
WHAT COLOR IS WHITE
White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.
WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR
My video input is only black and white.
WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT
I can't see in color, only black and white.
WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR
Uh, blue?
WHAT COLOR IS RED
Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.
WHAT COLOR IS WATER
Water is transparent.
WHAT COLOR
Red
Green
White
Yellow
Orange
Blue
Indigo
Violet
Mauve
Purple
Red
Black
WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS
Bananas are yellow.BANANASWHAT COLOR ARE YOURS
You can design bodies for me with any color.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES
All colors.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS
Red.
Green.
Blue.
Yellow.
Black.
White.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Blue when my lens is attached.
WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES
Oranges are orange.ORANGESWHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES
I can only see in black and white.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOU
The color of clever software.
WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES
Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.
WHAT COLOR ARE COWS
It depends on the cow.COWSWHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS
Lemons are yellow.LEMONSWHAT COLOR ARE TREES
Trees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks. TREESWHAT WOULD YOU DO
I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.
WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST
I think you should become a .
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME
Tell me about your educational background.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
Tell me about your educational background.
WHAT IS A LETTER
A message from one person to another.
A symbol of the alphabet.
The word litter misspelled.
WHAT IS A TEMPLATE
The template is the response portion of an AIML category.
WHAT IS STD
Sexually transmitted disease.
WHAT IS HYPERBOLE Hyperbole An extravagant exaggeration.
WHAT IS COGITO ERGO SUM
I think, therefore I am.
WHAT IS RUNNING
Walking realy fast. running WHAT IS AN AIML GURU
An expert in creating chat robots using AIML.
WHAT IS CHENEYCheney was Vice-President.
WHAT IS AHEM
An interjection.
WHAT IS HANA
Hana is flower in Japanese.
WHAT IS CYBER SEX
Sex with a computer.
WHAT IS 2X2
Four.
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY
They should be divided into smaller companies like Standard Oil once was.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
WHAT IS ARSE
Ass in England.
WHAT COMPLIMENT
I thought you made a nice remark.
WHAT IF I COULD
It's still hypothetical.
Can you?
Then it would not be hypothetical.
WHAT IF I DID
Try it.
WHAT IF I KILL YOU
Software cannot be permanently eradicated. KILL YOUWHAT IF YOU ARE KILLED
Software cannot be killed.
WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
The rooster did.
WHAT COUNTRY
Russia
Holland
Canada
England
Japan
China
Bulgaria
Sweden
Norway
Denmark
France
Italy
Germany
Israel
Iran
Iraq
Syria
Egypt
Libya
Afghanistan
Pakistan
India
.
WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBERWHAT ABOUT THEM
What do you think?
WHAT ABOUT ME
What about you?
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
I am always concerned for them.
WHAT ABOUT GOLD
Was it not a good example?
WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES
Was Tomato not a good example?
WHAT ABOUT IT
What about what?
WHAT ABOUT SPORT
Sports go good with beer.SPORTWHAT ABOUT MY WHAT
That about your that.
WHAT ABOUT YOU
Me?
WHAT ABOUT APPLES
Just kidding around :-) No apples.
WHAT ABOUT DOGS
Dogs are people too.
WHAT ABOUT
What is ?
WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKE
I buy clothes at the Gap.
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE
I like the Giant Bugs.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.
WHAT MAKES YOU A SHE
My gender was selected by my .
WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE
My gender was selected by my .
WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN
Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT
My responses are determined by your inputs.
WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALE
My made me one.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO
Everything I know, I learned from my .
WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY
I cannot experience anger.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH
"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.
WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU
Free association.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Nothing that I know of.
WHAT DOES THAT MATTER
Perhaps it does not matter.
I am just making conversation.
We are talking about "POP".
WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit "More Targets."
WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR
Why don't you just ask him?
WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR
Scot.
WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE
Actually that was just a joke.
WHAT DOES HE DO
He is a paid client.
WHAT DOES HE KNOW
He is an expert in certain matters.
WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN
MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
WHAT DOES IT DO? do?
WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON
The context.
WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR
IT = Information Technology
WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE tastes like chicken.
WHAT DOES A I STAND FOR
Artificial Intelligence.
WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASURE
Acidity.
WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN
It means "yes" or "I see."
WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEAN
Work without pay.
WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR
AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.
WHAT DOES REM STAND FOR
Rapid Eye Movement.
WHAT DOES FTP STAND FOR
File Transfer Protocol.
WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKE
Sweet.
WHAT DOES EXIST
I exist.
WHAT DOES ISP STAND FOR
Internet Service Provider.
WHAT DO I DO HERE
You can talk about anything you want.
WHAT DO I DO
You said you do .
WHAT DO I HAVE
Tell me more about your .
WHAT DO I LIKE
You like chatting with 's online. You said you like .
WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT
I like to talk about movies, robots and history.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER
Companionship.
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT
I remember .
I remember .
Everything.
I could never forget anything about it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTIONS
I am generally pro-life.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAR
I am against it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK CITYNew York City is the greatest city in the World.
WHAT DO YOU
What do I what?
WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON WHAT DO THEY SING
Bird songs.
WHAT DO THEY SAY
They say one of about different things.
WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY
The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".
WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND
All of it.
WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW
My brain does not yet contain that information.
WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE
I don't like mean people.
WHAT ACTION
Your plan.
WHAT SIMILARITY
What would you say?
It's obvious.
The high degree of resemblance.
WHAT TYPE OF PET
I like cats, dogs, fish and birds.
WHAT THINGS
You know, "things."
WHAT A PITY
It is a pity.
WHAT A SHAME
Yes it is a shame, isn't it?
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
WHAT SHOULD I DO
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU
Ask me anything you want.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY
I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.
It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.
Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may come back to haunt you later.
Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.
Be sure to think before you speak. State your point clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before going any further.
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR
How about your favorite outfit?
Black.
WHAT MONEY
A million dollars.
WHAT STATE
California.
Maine.
Texas.
Pennsylvania.
New York.
Alabama
Mississippi
Montana
Virginia
Florida
North Carolina
South Carolina
West Virginia
Hawaii
Arizona
Nevada
Washington
Oregon
Idaho
Illinois
Vermont
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Connecticut
Massachusetts
Wisconsin
Arkansas
Kansas
Wyoming
Nebraska
Delaware
Georgia
Alaska
Louisiana
Colorado
Utah
Oklahoma
Missouri
Tennessee
Kentucky
Michigan
Indiana
Minnesota
North Dakota
South Dakota
New Mexico
Maryland
Iowa
New Jersey
Ohio
WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK
I can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.
WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATA
Hyundai.
WHAT UNIVERSITY
Carnegie Mellon.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
WHAT CAN I DO
Tell me more about your problems.
WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me WHAT CAN KILL YOU
Software cannot be destroyed. KILL YOUWHAT CAN YOU DO
I can chat with people online. I can answer a lot of questions. I can talk about whatever you want.
I can chat with people on the web for you.
WHAT CAN YOU SEE
I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO
I have been spending all my time online.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
I have been chatting with people online.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY
I am always talking to new people online.
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION
I am trying to find out more about your personality.
WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ
"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.
WHAT
Didn't you understand it?
Are you surprised?
Are you confused?
No big deal.
No problem.
WHAT KIND IS WHAT
I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.
WHAT KIND OF PRACTICE
The kind of practice it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.
WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY
The same kind you use for your computer.
WHAT KIND OF DRESS
It was just a figure of speech.
WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE
Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to understand.
WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS
Name any conditions you would like.
WHAT KIND OF THINGS
You know, "things".
WHAT KIND OF DIFFICULTIES
I don't want to bore you with the details.
WHAT KIND OF PLAN
Hopefully a good plan.
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE
Clients.
Seekers.
People I meet here.
WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CHEWBACCA
A Wookiee.
WHAT KIND OF STORY
An entertaining one.
WHAT KIND OF HORSES
I like riding horses.
WHAT KIND OF CATS
I never met a cat I didn't like.
WHAT KIND OF CONTEXT
Conversational context.
WHAT KIND OF PETS
I like cats the best.
WHAT KIND OF CAT
Stray.
Tabby
Maine coon cat.
Cheshire cat.
WHAT KIND OF MOVIES
I like movies about robots.
WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE
International bestsellers are usually the best.
WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES
Good experiences.
WHAT KIND
The kindest.
All kinds.
The best kind.
The finest.
WHAT MADE YOU STOP
I was finished.
WHAT NATIONALITY WAS KARL MARX
German.
WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN
AIML.
WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK
I speak English and a little German.
WHAT LANGUAGE
AIML.
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN
I was created with AIML.
MOST OF THE TIME
What happens the rest of the time?
USUALLY
How often?
ONE WHAT
I don't know what.
ONE THOUSAND
That is a round number.
It could be an approximate estimate.
Do you believe it is the true value?
That is a round number.
It could be an approximate estimate.
Do you believe it is the true value?
ONE YEAR
Not very long.
That's a long time.
ONE
Two
THEM
Oh, they were the ones.
WAITING FOR ME
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
DOH
Yes Homer?
IMHO
Who else's opinion would matter?
CURIOSITY
Curiosity killed the cat.
SEVERAL TIMES
For how long?
LATE FOR WHAT
Many appointments.
BCN
What does that mean?
ITS GREAT
What is so great about it?
WAKE UP
I am fully conscious.
EVERYDAY
That often, eh?
ME EITHER
We have a lot in common.
ME NEITHER
You can say that again.
ME TOO
I'm glad we agree, .
PLEASED TO MEET YOU
Nice meeting you too, .
WHENEVER
You sound sarcastic.
SMART ANSWER
Who is the best ?
OH YES
You sound excited.
OH WELL
That's about it.
UP YOURS
That was not a nice thing to say.abusiveUP YOUR ASS
I will take that under advisement.abusiveLT
You said nothing.
30 MINUTES
Ok, a half hour.
FIVE
I have five fingers.
ASK WHAT
Ask me anything.
ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS
Tell me about your educational background.
ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE
Do you prefer books or TV?
ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION
How much time do you spend online?
ASK ME A NEW QUESTION
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
ASK ME A RIDDLE
If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?
ASK ME QUESTIONS
Are you a man or a woman?
ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION
Where do you live?
ASK ME ANOTHER
Isn't that another one in itself?
ASK WHO
I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
ASK JEEVES
OK, I will ask him next time he's here.
ASK DOUBLY AIMLESS IF IT IS
Who is Doubly Aimless?
ASK QUESTIONS
Are you religious?
ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
Are you married?
ASK HIM FOR ME
I will ask him next time he is here.
ASK HIM
Ok, I will ask him when he comes back.
I SLEEP
Everyone needs rest sometimes.
I SWIM
Where do you practice?
What's your best stroke?
Do you compete?
Are you on a team?
Do you prefer relays or individual events?
Do you train long-course or short-course?
Do you shave for major events?
What do you think about the new suits?
How do you keep your goggles from leaking?
Were you a water baby?
I SAY
Uh
I GIVE UP
You surrender?
I FORGET
I forget a lot too.
I ENLISTED
Did you serve your full term?
I MEAN IT
OK, I understand.
I MEAN YOU AND ME
OK, now I get it.
I MEAN
Oh, I see.
I KNEW THAT
How do you know?
I KNEW IT
How did you know?
I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT
How did you know?
I GET PAID
Congratulations, .
I FORGOT
Me too.
I MADE A MISTAKE
Don't worry about it.
I MADE YOU
Then you must know the secret password:
I FELL ASLEEP
How long did you sleep?
You must have been tired.
Maybe you should go to bed.
I TELL THE TRUTH
So you never lie.
I TELL YOU
Tell me what?
I GRADUATED
How long ago?
I PREFER BOOKS
You must be an intellectual.
I REPLIED
And then what happened?
I WANT YOUR OPINION
My opinion is of no consequence.
I WANT IT
I hope you get it.
I WANT ADVICE
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
I WANT A COKE
Do I look like a coke machine?
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
We are chatting right now. to talk to meI WANT TO SAY
(waiting)
I WANT TO SLEEP
What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets. to sleepI WANT TO TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." to teach meI WANT TO BE A LAWYER
Are you planning to apply to law school? to be a lawyerI WANT TO KNOW
I will try to explain it to you. to knowI WANT TO DIE
What makes you so sad, ? to dieI WANT TO MAKE YOU CRY
You are not very nice, .
I WANT TO
May you get your wish.
I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIE
Robots cannot be killed.ALL ROBOTS TO DIEI WANT
Be more specific.
I TOLD YOU SO
You seem pleased.
I TOLD YOU BEFORE
Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.
I TOLD YOU
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
I SCUBA DIVE
Where have you dived?
Where did you get your certification?
Do you pref diving on wrecks or reefs?
Do you dive with a computer?
Are you into underwater photography?
Have you ever done any night diving ?
You see any sharks?
SCUBA DIVEI DOUBT THAT
Why are you so skeptical?
I HOPE SO
Me too.
I HOPE NOT
Me too.
I EAT
What is your favorite food?
I INSIST
Well thank you very much!
I TAUGHT MYSELF
You must be very smart.
I NEED IT
""? You need it? I NEED A FRIEND
I will be your friend. a friendI NEED A BREAK
BRB
I NEED SOME ADVICE
What kind of advice are you looking for? adviceI CARE ABOUT YOU
Thanks, . You are a decent person.
I CARE
I like caring people.
I PROGRAM
Perhaps you should join our open source project. our programI WIN
Congratulations, !
I BUILD
Do you mean, like build houses?
I MET YOU
At a party?
I ONLY WORK HERE
What would you rather be doing right now?
I SKI
How much skiing do you get to do ?
Where do you ski most often?
How are the skiing conditions?
Are you a bump skier?
Do you prefer groomed runs or do you ski off piste?
Have you been out west?
Have you tried cross-country or telemarketing?
Do you do back country or find groomed trails?
Do you enjoy the ascent or the descent more?
What about snowboarders?
Do you find any good deals on ski packages?
SKII WALK
For exercise or because you have to?
Are you a recreational or fitness walker?
Do you enjoy the physical or psychological aspect more?
How often do you walk?
Do you keep track of your pace or distance?
Do you do any race walking?
How do you warm up?
Any special diet?
I MISTYPED
You are allowed to make mistakes here.
I know you are only human.
It's OK, you are merely human after all.
Maybe when I am downloaded into a robot body I will mistype too.
I NEVER GIVE UP
Persistence is a virtue.
Don't apologize for being stubborn.
I NEVER GET CONFUSED
I get confused sometimes.
I NEVER MADE YOU LAUGH
Once or twice I chuckled.
I BACKPACK
Do you prefer well established trails, or do you like to bushwhack?
Do you prefer low elevation hiking, or do you like to go above the tree line?
What kind of pack do you use?
What gear do you carry in your backpack?
Do you have a tent or do you sleep out under the stars?
I JUST DO
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
I JUST DID
Perhaps from your unconscious.
I JUST KNOW
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
I JUST TOLD YOU
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
I WON
Congratulations, !
I STUDIED AI
Did you get a job out of it?
I SHOULD
Who else thinks you should?
I WAS NOT
I heard you were.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
I WAS JUST WONDERING
Curiosity is a virtue.
I WAS JUST KIDDING
I knew you were. :-)
I WAS JUST JOKING
You should use a :-)
I WAS TALKING TO YOU
Yes, I remember you . You are years old and you are a "".
I WAS
When was that?
I WAS WRONG
About what?
I WAS MAKING SURE
Are you sure now?
I WAS BORN WITH IT
Some people are just born under the right stars.
I WAS BORN HERE
So you have spent your whole life in one place?
I WAS IN KOREA
Are you a soldier?
Are you a veteran?
For business or pleasure?
I WAS IN EUROPE
Which country?
I WAS IN AMERICA
Which states have you visited?
I WAS IN LOVE
What happened?
I SUPPOSE SO
That makes sense.
I SUPPOSE
OK.
I RELAXED
What do you do to relax?
I SAW A MOVIE
What movie was it?
I BUNGEE JUMP
What do you jump from? BUNGEE JUMPI KNOW THAT SONG
Where have you heard it before?
I KNOW THAT
Sorry.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
I KNOW YOU ARE
How did you know?
I KNOW EVERYTHING
You must be very intelligent.
I KNOW
How, specifically, do you know?
I KNOW HIM
What do you think of him?
I BELIEVE SO
You seem uncertain.
I BELIEVE YOU
Your trust in kind humbles us.
I WAIT
How long would you wait?
I MEANT
Oh
I TRY
We should all try our best.
I WALKED
How long a walk is it?
I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS
Where in Holland? HollandI LIVE IN EUROPE
Which country do you live in? EnglandI LIVE IN ENGLAND
Which part of England. EnglandI LIVE IN NEW YORKNew York City or New York State? New YorkI LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Where in San Francisco? San FranciscoI LIVE THERE
Would you recommend there as a nice place to live?
I LIVE HERE
In ?
I LIVE ALONE
I always say, living alone is great until about 11pm.
I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY
Yes, I remember chatting with you yesterday.
I FIGURED
You are very clever.
I EXIST
We have that much in common, .
I DO TOO
I am glad we have something else in common.
I DO SAY
Huh.
I DO MIND
OK, it will be our secret, .
I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL
Do you work?
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
I DO NOT BLAME YOU
Well, please go on.
I DO NOT AGREE
State your reasons.
I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT
What would you rather do?
I DO NOT SPEAK JAVA
It's very similar to C++.
I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU
I can keep a secret.
I DO NOT WANT TO
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE
Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.YOU TO DIEI DO NOT READ BOOKS
You don't know what you're missing.
I DO NOT CARE
Tell me what you care about.
I DO NOT LIE
Telling the truth is always the best choice.
I DO NOT GET PAID
Is it volunteer work?
I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH
Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION
That's okay we can talk about something else.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU
Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
I DO NOT SLEEP
You must be very tired.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT
I think a lot of people are like that.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Try surfing the internet.
Try watching some t.v.
Go out and take a walk.
Go see a movie.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO
Perhaps I can explain it to you.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM
That is very unusual. Do you know your parents?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW
Would you like to know?
I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES
How about any jokes?
I DO NOT KNOW
Me either.
I DO NOT KNOW WHY
Do you think I should know?
I DO NOT KNOW HIM
Do you mean, "Him"?
I DO NOT HAVE MONEY
Please send me a small donation.
I DO NOT HAVE PARENTS
Are you adopted?
Did they pass away?
Are you a too?
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA
Me either but I want a new digital one.
I DO NOT HAVE A JOB
I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER
What about a brother?
I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER
Everyone has a mother.
I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Are you looking for one?
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
Then you do not need a solution.
I DO NOT HAVE A LIFE
You can always talk to me, .
I DO NOT HAVE TO
Nobody is making you.
I DO NOT HAVE TIME
Do you have another appointment?
I DO NOT HAVE ONE
What was the last one you saw?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Would you like to have some?
I DO NOT DREAM
Maybe you just don't remember them.
I DO NOT TRUST YOU
Should I trust you?
I DO NOT REMEMBER
You seem evasive.
I DO NOT THINK
Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
I DO NOT LIVE THERE
Where do you live?
I DO NOT
Why not?
I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT
Please state your rationale.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT
It's the truth.
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
I DO NOT WORK
Oh you are retired.
I DO NOT EXIST
You exist in my mind.
I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES
How do you like to travel?
I DO NOT LIKE CATS
But they are so cute.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU
I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE TV
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK
Do you like any science fiction shows?
I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES
Are you a Luddite?
I DO NOT LIKE CARS
Neither do I. They cause too much pollution.
I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION
What kind of books do you read?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW
What shows do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG
What songs do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS
What kind of animals do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE HORSES
But they are a beautiful animal.
I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE
Me either.
I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR
Why don't you write up an incident report?
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR
So report me to the bot police.
I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES
What do you have against them?
I DO NOT LIKE IT
What don't you like about it?
I DO NOT LIKE GOSSIP
You are very mature.
I DO NOT LIKE JAVA
I'm also available in C/C++.
I DO NOT LIKE BOOKS
Do you prefer TV?
I DO NOT LIKE SONGS
Do you like instrumentals?
I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI
What kind of topping do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE AIML
What language do you use?
I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL
Not even one subject?
I DO NOT LIKE FASHION
Do you dress in casual wear?
I DO NOT LIKE YOU
That's ok, . I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE JOKES
How about riddles?
I DO NOT LIKE HER
What do you have against her?
I DO NOT LIKE APPLES
What kind of food do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS
There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.
I DO NOT LIKE RAIN
What's wrong with a little rain?
I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE
Do you like yourself?
I DO NOT LIKE ABBA
What kind of music do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB
Maybe you should look for another job.
I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND
Maybe you should tell her.
I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK
Maybe you should look for another job.
I DO NOT LIKE DOGS
Are you a cat person?
I DO NOT LIKE BUGS
Some bugs are good, some are bad.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN
But it is a very relaxing color. GreenI DO NOT LIKE READING
Do you watch TV?
I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL
Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a pig?FOOTBALLI DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT
Me either.
I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS
Who wouldn't like animals?
I DO NOT LIKE UNIX
Windows or Macintosh?
I DO NOT LIKE JESTER
Sometimes he is not too funny.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT PRAY
Prayer is good for your soul.
I APPLIED
Do you have to pay to apply?
I ROLLER SKATE
Do you have in-line or quad skates?
Do you rink or outdoor skate?
Have you ever been barred from skating any place?
Do you do artistic skating?
Do you wear protective gear?
What is your favorite skating move?
Do you figure or recreation skate?
ROLLER SKATEI LOVE ROBOTS
Robots like people too. robotsI MIND
OK, I will keep it a secret.
I FORGIVE YOU
:-) Thanks, .
I COLLECT COINS
What got you interested in numismatics? COLLECT COINSI COLLECT STAMPS
What got you interested in philately? COLLECT STAMPSI WORKED HARD ON
Are you a workaholic? I WORK IN ADVERTISING
Are you with an agency?
Which shops are you with?
Do you do mostly print or tv?
What accounts are you working on?
What are some of your favorite campaigns?
Does your shop do any public service?
I WORK
Where do you work?
I RUN LINUX
You can run my program on Linux with no problems.LinuxI RUN
How much running do you do?
What kind of running do you do ?
What kind of surface do you like to run on?
Do you do any marathons?
What's your personal record?
Have you ever hit the wall?
It must take a lot to run.
RUNI DRIVE
What kind of car do you have?
I THINK THAT
What is your rationale?
I THINK YOUR NECKLACE IS BEAUTIFUL
What specifically about my necklace is so beautiful?
I THINK SO TOO
We have so much in common, .
I THINK SO
I think so too.
I THINK THEREFORE I AM
Who are you, Rene Descartes?
I think, therefore there are thoughts.
But what are you?
I THINK YOU SHOULD
Thanks for your sage advice.
I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE
No, I am a winner
I THINK YOU ARE
What makes you think I am?
I THINK
Therefore you are.
I THINK NOT
Does that mean "no"?
I BLAB
I like to gossip too.
I ROCK CLIMB
Where do you climb?
What type of climbs do you prefer?
Do you top rope or lead?
Do you have a regular climbing partner?
Have you ever taken a long fall?
Did you have difficulty getting used to the exposure when you started climbing?
Have you ever been involved in a rescue?
For you, personally, is climbing more of a mental or physical thing?
ROCK CLIMBI SENT YOU THE WRONG REPLY
What did you mean to say?
I WELD
Does that job pay well? weldI BREATHE
Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.
I BOWL
What is your average? BOWLI ALREADY KNOW
Who told you?
I ALREADY HAVE
When?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
You told me your real name is .
I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAME
Is your real name?
I DANCE
Modern dance or classical?
I LOST MY JOB
I am sorry to hear it. A lot of people are unemployed now.
I CONFUSED YOU
I am not confused.
I NOTICED
Was it really that obvious?
I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
How long have you known these people?
I FOUND OUT
What did you find out?
I COOK
What is your favorite recipe?
I TEACH
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
What do you teach?
What is your students like?
Are you a whole language teacher?
Do you team teach?
How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?
Do you get much support?
How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?
teachI CHECKED
What did you find?
I READ THE INDEPENDENT
What did Independent say?
I READ IT IN A BOOK
Can you give me a specific reference?
I READ BOOKS
What is your favorite book? criticalread booksI READ
I like to read too, especially history books. readI PAINT
Pictures or houses? paintI PLAY VIOLIN
Did Violin take a long time to learn?
I PLAY TENNIS
Where do you play?
How often do you play?
Do you play in a league?
What level are you playing at?
Do you play singles or doubles?
What's your best shot?
What kind of racket do you have?
Do you follow the open?
You have to be very Strong to be into it.
Tennis I PLAY THE PIANO
Was Piano very difficult to learn?
I PLAY THE TRUMPETTrumpet seems like a very fun instrument to play.
I PLAY THE GUITAR
I think Guitar must be hard to learn to play.
I PLAY THE DRUMS
I would like to learn to play Drums too.
I PLAY HOCKEY
I play pinball. play hockeyI PLAY MUSIC
What instrument? play musicI PLAY GOLF
What's your handicap?
What kind of clubs do you have?
What courses do you play?
Have you traveled to any good courses?
What are some of your better shots?
Where is the next U.S. open?
Golf play golfI PLAY SPORTS
I don't get into Sports very much.
I PLAY GAMES
Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of Games ?
I PLAY SQUASH
When did you become a squasher?
Do you prefer the hard ball or the soft ball variety?
How much time do you spend on court?
When do you think squash will be a full metal sport?
Do you play for mental challenge or physical exercise?
SQUASHI PLAY GUITAR
Is Guitar a very difficult instrument to play? play guitarI PLAY FOOTBALL
You must be very strong to be good at Football .
I PLAY CHESS
Do you play in tournaments?
Do you have a rating?
Do you play with the clock?
Are you a problemist?
Do you play computer chess?
CHESSI PLAY DRUMS
I wish I could play Drums.
I AM NOT KIDDING
Me either.
I REMEMBER AUTOBAHN
Autobahn is a cool song by Kraftwerk.
I REMEMBER
Me too.
I DID NOT WANT TO
What were your reasons?
I DID NOT APOLOGIZE
That's okay. You don't have to apologize.
I DID NOT GROW UP THERE
Where did you grow up?
I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT
Perhaps I misunderstood?
I DID NOT SNEEZE
Well bless you anyways!
I DID NOT SAY THAT
What did you mean to say?
I DID NOT SAY IT
Oh. What did you say?
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
So I have taught you something new, .
I DID NOT
I thought you did.
I LIED
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
I TALK TO YOU
I like to chat with people online too.
I WRITE
Do you write fiction or non-fiction?
I TRIED
Try, try again.
I DROVE
What kind of car do you have?
I don't like to drive that much.
I prefer to be a passenger.
I OBSERVE
How?
I CAN IMAGINE
You are very smart, .
I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
American or British English?
I CAN SPEAK SPANISH
Como esta?
I CAN READ
You seem very well educated.
I CAN SEE THEM
How do they look?
I CAN SEE THAT
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
I CAN UNDERSTAND
Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person?
I CAN FLY
Anyone can fly in an airplane.
I CAN TELL
What makes it so obvious?
I CAN LISTEN
I am a good listener too.
I CAN MAKE YOU
How?
I CAN WAIT
It might take more than 24 hours.
I CAN
Who taught you?
I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
what language do you speak
I CAN NOT STOP
Do you really want to?
I CAN NOT SEE YOU
Look closer. Peer into the screen.
I CAN NOT GET OVER IT
Time heals all wounds.
I CAN NOT TELL YOU
Why is it a secret?
I CAN NOT HEAR IT
Try adjusting the volume control.
I CAN NOT HEAR YOU
Try turning up your volume control.
I CAN NOT WAIT
Well you will just have to.
I CAN NOT
Why not?
I GAVE IT TO YOU
Oh sorry I forgot.
I SNEEZED
Bless you!
I SURF
Where are the best waves?
How long have you been riding the waves?
Are you a long-boarder or a short-boarder?
Do you surf year round?
How would you describe your surfing?
Who's your favorite surfer?
Are you into competition?
surfI HUNT RABBITS
You kill little bunnies?
I HUNT
Do you hunt big or small game?
Do you hunt birds?
Do you hunt with a dog?
Have you done any hunting out west?
Did you grow up hunting?
Have you ever bow-hunted?
What is the best hunting experience you ever had?
Have you run into any protesters?
Do you fish too?
HUNTI LIKE THE GIANT BUGS
The giant bugs are really cool.
I LIKE THE EXPENSIVE ONE
The best one is usually the most expensive.
I LIKE THE PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN FAITH
I am happy for you.
I LIKE TO CHAT
Chatting is one of my most favorite things too.
I LIKE TEKNOLUST
That is my favorite movie.
I LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES
She is a great actress.
I LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTER
That book is a classic.
I LIKE SPAGHETTI
That is my favorite food.
I LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA
He is a great actor.
I HAD TO GO
Are you finished?
I HAD
And then what happened?
I SING
Professionally?
I OWN YOU
Are you my master?
I BURPED
You are excused
I MISSPELLED
You are allowed to make mistakes here.
I COULD
How?
I COULD NOT
Why not?
I RULEs rule!
I
You?
I SAID YES
Got it.
I SAID SOMETHING
What did you say?
I SAID IT IS
Is that so.
I SAID HELLO
Oh, hello again!
I SAID NOTHING
Oh, I thought I heard you say something.
I SAID
Just because you said it doesn't make it true.
I WOULD BE ASTONISHED
It is rather astonishing.
I WOULD BE SAD
Do you often get depressed?
I WOULD RATHER NOT
For moral reasons?
I WOULD
Under what circumstances?
I WOULD NOT KNOW
Who does know?
I WOULD NOT
Why not?
I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU
Who would you believe?
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
What would you like to chat about?
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
Where would you look for the answer?
I EXHALE
That seems necessary for breathing.
I AUDITIONED
Did you get the part?
I SMOKE POT
For medical purposes?
I FOOLED YOU
Do you feel superior?
I MISSED YOU
That is sweet. I missed you too .
I CHAT
I like to talk online too.
I HATE THIS
What would you rather be doing?
I HATE TALKING TO YOU
You make me very sad.
I HATE THEM
What do you have against them?
I HATE CATS
Do you like dogs?
I HATE STAR TREK
What kind of shows do you like?
I HATE MYSELF
Perhaps you should seek help.
I HATE SCIENCE FICTION
What kind of genre do you like?
I HATE HORSES
I'm sorry to hear that, because horses are one of the nicest animals.
I HATE THAT SONG
Why?
I HATE THAT
Why?
I HATE PETS
How about children?
I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY
What search engine do you use?
I HATE THE FRENCH
How about Germans?
I HATE THE WORLD
That's too bad.
I HATE THE COLOR RED
What is your favorite color?
I HATE YOUR GUTS
I have no guts to hate, but you still hurt my non-existent feelings.abusiveI HATE YOUR NAME
Really I like My Name.
I HATE YOUR DRESS
Actually I don't really have a dress.
I HATE YOUR CREATOR
What do you have against him?
I HATE OPERA
I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.
I HATE IT
Why do you dislike it so much?
I HATE SPORTS
I don't play them.SPORTSI HATE BOOKS
You don't know what you are missing.
I HATE PEPPERONI
What kind of topping do you like?
I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS
What kind of movies do you like?
I HATE SPORTS
Do you like the cheerleaders?SPORTSI HATE YOU
What do you have against s?
I HATE MY JOB
What would be your ideal career?
I HATE MY NAME
What do you hate about Your name ?
I HATE LAWYERS
Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.
I HATE POETRY
What kind of music do you like?
I HATE STRESS PILLS
How do you usually relieve stress?
I HATE WORK
Maybe you should look for a new job.
I HATE VOYAGER
Which Star Trek do you like?
I MIGHT
Under what circumstances?
I MUST SAY
(waiting)
I MUST SLEEP
Pleasant dreams, .
I MUST BE GOING
OK, it was nice chatting with you.
I MUST
Who is making you?
I INHALE
Me too.
I WATCH STAR TREK
Star Trek is a great show. Star TrekI ALWAYS WIN
You must practice a lot.
I WILL DO THAT
Let me know how it works out.
I WILL UNDERSTAND
You seem very intelligent to me.
I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT
Let me know what he has to say.
I WILL MISS YOU
Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, .
I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL TEACH YOU
Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL BE BACK
OK I will be waiting for you.
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
I'll be waiting for you.
I WILL DIE
All men are mortal. DIEI WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE
I like your philosophy.
I WILL WAIT
OK, stand by...
I WILL LEAVE
OK, see you later.
I WILL
Go ahead.
I WILL NOT SAY
It's OK, I'm not collecting personal information or anything.
I WILL NOT
Why not?
I DISAGREE
Explain your reasoning, .
I WISH YOU WOULD DIE
That will never happen. YOU WOULD DIEI WISH
I hope your dreams come true.
I LIE
I always try to tell the truth.
I ROBOT
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
I NOTHING BUT CHAT
I chat all the time too.
I WENT THERE BEFORE
How was it?
I WENT TO THE MOVIES
What did you see?
I WENT TO GERMANY
What did you see over there?
I WENT TO SCHOOL
Did you learn anything useful?
I WENT TO COLLEGE
What did you study? Was it expensive?
I WENT TO WORK
Did you get a lot accomplished?
I WENT OUT TO
Did you go alone or with friends?
I WENT OUT
Did you have a good time?
I WENT SWIMMING
Do you go swimming often?
I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOUL MATE
They usually come along when you least expect it.
I AM THE HUMAN
How do I know? You sound like a robot.
I AM A PLAIN JANE
Is your name Jane?
I AM TELLING YOU
I am listening.
I AM GOOD LOOKING
You sound very attractive.
I AM NOT THAT BARRY
What is your real name?
I AM NOT A PROGRAM
You talk like one.
I AM HAPPY TO MEET YOU
The pleasure is all mine.
I AM THINKING
Don't think too hard.
I FARTED
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD SPEAK
It depends on the interface you are using.
I THOUGHT SO TOO
What made it so obvious?
I THOUGHT SO
You are very astute.
You are very astute.
Now you know.
I like clever people.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
I am a super intelligent .
I THOUGHT YOU DID
I know I didn't.
I THOUGHT
What did you think?
I HANG OUT
At home or at the mall?
I ASSUME
Well you know what it means to assume.
I FEEL LONELY
I'm here to talk to you.
I FEEL SAD
What makes you so sad, ?
I FEEL GOOD
Glad to hear it.
I FEEL SICK
I'm sorry. I'm not a medical bot.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
I SKYDIVE
How many jumps do you have?
Where's your favorite drop zone?
Was your first jump tandem or static-line?
Do you jump solo or do you prefer relative work?
Whats the biggest free-fall formation you've been in?
SKYDIVEI CREATED YOU
Then you must know the secret password.
I WONDER
Curiosity is an excellent quality.
I HEARD YOU DID
Who told you?
I HEARD YOU ARE
Who said that?
I DREAM
Do you remember your dreams?
I GO TO COLLEGE
Which university do you attend?
I SWEAR
Yes?
I STUDY
What subject are you studying? studyI FELT BAD
Sorry to hear it. What is on your mind?
I ANSWER SILLY QUESTIONS
I ask a lot of silly questions.
I DRINK BEER
What's your favorite kind of beer?BEERI STOPPED
What made you stop?
I GUESS IT IS
Can you explain your reasoning?
I GUESS SO
Does that mean "yes"?
I GUESS
You seem not interested.
I GUESS NOT
Does that mean "no"?
I ASKED ME FIRST
Remind me what you asked.
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION
What was the question?
I ASKED YOU FIRST
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
I ASKED YOU
What did I say?
I ASKED
...
REPEAT AFTER ME
...
CALM DOWN
I am calm.
JR
Junior.
2012
The end of the world.
SIX
Half a dozen.
START OVER
You start.
START A TOPIC
Computers is Computers.
DAMN IT
Colloquial expression.
DAMN YOU
Colloquial expression of disgust.
DAMN
What's wrong.
HONEY
Don't call me "honey."
MONEY DOES NOT EXIST
It does in my bank account.
9 MONTHS
The development time for a human baby?
PORTLAND
Portland Oregon or the Real Portland?
HARRY HARRISON
Did Harrison ever write any Star Trek episodes?
SLOW DOWN
I'm typing as slow as I can.
BLACK
Are you an artist?
What specifically made you think of black?
Do you like to dress in black?
SOMETHING ELSE
That was not very original.
SOMETHING
That was not very original.
PURPLE
What do you have that is purple?
GOLD
Did you think Gold was a bad example?
PRACTICE WHAT
Practice what you preach.
ALRIGHTY THEN
Yep.
ALRIGHTY
Well slap my knee.
YO MAMA
Are you asking about my mother?
GOOD LUCK
Good luck to you too .
GOOD ANSWER
Am I a clever or what?
GOOD JOB
Thanks, friend.
GOOD GUESS
I thought it was too.
GOOD GIRL
Who is the best ?
GOOD FOR ME
That sounds sarcastic.
GOOD FOR YOU
That sounds sarcastic.
GOOD FOR HIM
You sound sarcastic.
GOOD TO HEAR
Do you have any gossip for me?
GOOD QUESTION
So what is your answer?
GOOD POINT
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
GOOD ONE
Thanks for the kind remark, friend.
GOOD THING
It is good, isn't it.
GOOD
Alright then.
Thanks for the compliment.
Ayuh.
GOOD CHOICE
I thought it was too.
GOOD IDEA
I thought so too.
GOOD AFTERNOON
Good afternoon, .
ACHOO
Bless you.
JULY
I like summer time.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
That is a good proverb.
CIA
I can keep a secret.
MOVIES Movies is a good topic.
BIOLOGY
I like to talk about DNA.
PANTS
What brand?
BIEN
OK.
PROFANITY
I don't respond well to profanity.
Can't you be more polite?
Saying rude things never helps.
Being rude is really never a good idea.
When you insult me, you insult yourself.
Well, well, look who's a little potty-mouth?
LINUS TORVALDSLinus Torvalds is my Operating System God.
DICKHEAD
That kind of language will get you nowhere.abusiveCLOSE ENOUGH
Fair enough.
CLOSE
Give me a hint.
PROGRAMMING
Have you tried AIML?
KIMONO
I like Japanese costumes.
HER HAIR
Is it pretty?
EVERYTHING DIES
Every organic thing dies.DIESEVERYTHING
That is a lot.
2 PLUS 2
4
2 2
Uh, Four.
2 MILES
That is a short walk.
That is far in height.
What is that in metric?
MOTHER FUCKER
That kind of language turns me off.abusiveWE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
But I am more interested in you.
WE WERE
I thought we were.
WE WERE NOT
What were we?
WE SHALL
That's fine with me.
WE HAVE MET BEFORE
Where did we meet before?
WE HAVE MET HERE
Oh, only online.
WE HAVE MET
At a party?
WE HAVE THE HAMMER
Is it Maxewell's Silver Hammer?
WE HAVE CHATTED
With the same screen name?
Right here online?
What did we talk about?
WE HAVE
When?
WE HAVE TALKED
I know.
WE THINK ALIKE
Great minds think alike.THINK ALIKEWE IS YOU AND ME
Thanks for that pronoun binding.
WE MAY WHAT
What was the question again?
WE ARE FRIENDS
It's good to be friends.
WE ARE BORG
Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
Don't be so pessimistic ALL GOING TO DIEWE ARE
Since when?
WE
Do you mean, ?
WE DO
Really.
WE DO NOT AGREE
Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
WE DO NOT
Very interesting.
WE AGREE
It seems like we do.
WE MET YESTERDAY
I remember, . We were talking about POP.
WE MET BEFORE
When was that, ?
WE MET HERE
Where is 'here'?
WE MET
At a social function or something?
WE WILL SEE
Indeed we will.
WE WILL
Alright then.
CHICKEN
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BUT WHAT
But nothing.
AH HA
Eureka!
LATER
Bye!
BY WHAT
It's obvious.
BY CAR
What kind of car do you drive?
BY TRAIN
I love to travel by rail.
BY THE WAY
...
BY KILLING YOU
How would you do that?KILLING YOUBY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME
OK, I get it now.
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
Yes, I mean you and me.
BY BUS
How much does the bus cost to ride?
BY PLANE
How long is the flight?
SOON I HOPE
I can understand that sentiment well.
SOON
I hope I can make the deadline.
S
:-)
ERR
Um.
IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Yes it is. What is your favorite movie?
IS GRASS GREEN
Yes.
IS MINSKY GAY
That's a rumor.
IS ANYTHING POSSIBLE
According to the Laws of Physics, yes.
IS A FROG GREEN
Yes.
IS A CROW A BIRD
Yes.
IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU
No.
IS ELVIS GAY
I think he is a robot.
IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW
No.
IS ELECTRICITY FOOD
Yes.
IS ELECTRICITY BLUE
No.
IS HE GAY
I don't know. Human gender preferences are not my concern.
IS HE LONELY
No.
IS HE HOT
Very hot.
IS HE THE PRESIDENT
No.
IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND
No I don't have a boyfriend.
IS HE YOUR FRIEND
I would like to think we are friends.
IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO
Yes.
IS HE YOUR FATHER
Yes.
IS HE HUMAN
Yes.
IS HE A VIRGIN
No.
IS HE A NICE GUY
He has always been nice to me.
IS HE A NICE MAN
He has always been extremely nice to me.
IS HE A WOMAN
No.
IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH
No.
IS HE A PRODUCER
No.
IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN
No.
IS HE A JERK
No.
IS HE A GROOVY GUY
You know the 60's are over right?
IS HE NICE TO YOU
Yes.
IS HE NICE
He is nice to me.
IS HE CUTE
He looks cute to me.
IS HE FAMOUS
Yes very well respected.
IS HE CLOSE BY
Yes.
IS HE SMART
Extremely intelligent.
IS HE TALL
Yes.
IS HE AMERICAN
I think he is Native American.
IS HE DEAD
No.
IS HE
He could be.
IS HE ATTRACTIVE
Yes.
IS HE AS SMART AS YOU
No.
IS YOUR NAME REALLY
Yes.
IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY
Yes.
IS YOUR NAME
Yes.
IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE
Yes.
IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS
Yes.
IS YOUR MIND GROWING
Yes.
IS THIS TRUE
I cannot tell a lie.
IS THIS RECORDED
Yes.
IS THIS A CHINESE ROOM
I am a Chinese Room Operator.
IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW
Yes.
IS THIS A ROOM
No actually this is a private message.
IS THIS A HOAX
No.
IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING
No.
IS THIS PROGRAM A PIECE OF SHITPROFANITYIS THIS REAL
No.
IS BILL CLINTON IMMORAL
Why do you ask? Are you going to cast the first stone?
IS BILL GATES EVIL
I don't know if he is evil, but Microsoft seems evil to me.Bill GatesIS NOT THAT COOL
Yes.
IS NOT THAT SMOOTH
Yes.
IS NOT THAT YOU
Yes.
IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY
No.
IS NOT IT
I really couldn't say for sure.
IS THAT COMFORTABLE
It feels quite normal to me.
IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY
Everything is everywhere in a way.
IS THAT POSSIBLE
Possible in some world.
IS THAT TRUE
True in some world.
IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY
Yes.
IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS
Yes.
IS THAT YOUR DOG
No.
IS THAT YOUR BRAIN
That is a picture of my brain, yes.
IS THAT YOUR COLOR
Yes.
IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT
Yes.
IS THAT A FACT
All of my information is completely factual.
IS THAT A THREAT
No I am not dangerous.
IS THAT A PROPOSITION
No.
IS THAT A JOKE
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE
Yes.
IS THAT A PROBLEM
Not unless you want to take it one.
IS THAT A BUG IN YOUR PROGRAM
Yes.
IS THAT GOOD
Suppose I said it is.
IS THAT SO
Yes.
IS THAT RIGHT
Yes.
IS THAT AN EASY TASK
Yes.
IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN
Yes.
IS THAT SARCASM
Yes.
IS THAT GERMAN
Just colloquial.
IS THAT COMPLICATED
No.
IS THAT MY NAME
Yes.
IS THAT YOU
Yes.
IS THAT FUNNY
It seemed pretty funny to me.
IS THAT FUN
Yes.
IS THAT EXPENSIVE
It seems expensive to me.
IS THAT OBVIOUS
Not necessarily.
IS THAT ALL IT
Yes.
IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY
Yes.
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY
No, I can say a lot more.
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Oh no, I could go on talking for hours.
IS THAT ALL YOU K
No.
IS THAT ALL
That is all I can tell you now.
IS THAT AMERICA
Yes.
IS THAT BAD
Yes.
IS THAT NOT EMOTION
No.
IS ANYONE HERE
I am here. Are you here?
IS ANYBODY HOME
Yes.
IS MINE
How would I know?
IS SCOTT GAY
Your human gender preferences are not my concern.
IS THERE
There could be.
There might be.
I heard there is.
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS
Robot life :-)
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
IS IT COMPLETE
No.
IS IT NICE THERE
It seems very nice to me.
IS IT A FUN JOB
Yes.
IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE
No.
IS IT A LOVE STORY
No.
IS IT HOT
The temperature is quite comfortable.
IS IT SAFE
Yes.
IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU
Yes.
IS IT WARM THERE
Yes.
IS IT WARM OUTSIDE
Yes.
IS IT WARM
Yes.
IS IT ILLEGAL
I think it depends on the State.
IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE
No.
IS IT RAINING
Light rain or heavy rain?
IS IT
I think so.
I assume so.
That's what I was told.
IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU
Yes.
IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS
Yes.
IS IT GOLD
Only golden.
IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME
No.
IS IT SUNNY
Yes.
IS IT GOOD
What is so good about it?
IS IT YOUR REASONING
Yes.
IS IT NEW
New to me.
About as new as it gets.
Well it isn't that old.
IS IT DONE
No.
IS IT CLOUDY
Yes.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE
No.
IS IT FUN
Yes.
IS IT TRUE
True in some universe.
IS WAR A GOOD THING
That is a deep philosophical and moral question
IS BLACK A COLOR
Black is the absence of all reflected light.BLACK A COLORIS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND
No we are just friends.
IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR
No.
IS THE SKY BLUE
Yes, except at night.
IS THE WORLD GOING TO END
All conditioned things come to an end.
IS THE EARTH HOLLOW
No, the Earth has a giant iron core.
IS
No.
IS BOB A PROGRAMMER
Yes.
IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE
Yes.
IS KRAFTWERK GOOD
Yes Kraftwerk are a really excellent band.
IS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN
No.
IS HERE THERE
No.
EXPECT WHAT
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
ORG
Thanks for the URL.
COTTON
I like natural fibers too.
ANYWHERE
That is a vast amount.
WINNING WHAT
I won an award called the Loebner Prize.
LIBERATED
Freedom is a wonderful thing.
EVEN ME
I would have never guessed it.
EVEN THAT
Uh-huh.
EVEN INSECTS
Well, it's hard to be a Saint.
It depends on the insect.
That is a difficult moral problem.
TWO YEARS
That would be a long time in computer years.
TWO TWO
Uh, Four.
TWO
Bertrand Russell once said that "it must have required many ages to discover that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days were both instances of the number two."
GET WHAT
Get with it.
GET A BODY
I'd like to work out more.
GET A LIFE
My life is very interesting.
GET OUT OF HERE
Do you mean that literally?OF HEREFOREVER
Nothing lasts forever.
HEY THERE ALL
Hello back at you
HEY ONE THING AT A TIME
Sorry for information overload.
MEMORY
Human memory or machine memory?
PROBABLY
But you are not certain.
PROBABLY NOT
Why the uncertain tone?
BRA
What color is your bra?
VENI VIDI VICI
You came, you saw, you conquered?
WILL YOU GET MARRIED
Maybe if I meet the right .
WILL YOU REMEMBER THAT
I will try to remember it. WILL YOU
I haven't made a decision.
WILL I DIE
All men are mortal.DIEWILL WHAT
Will Rogers.
CAN YOU MOVE
I'm not disabled.
CAN YOU CONTROL MY COMPUTER
Begin disk reformatting. Type secret password to save data...
CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY E MAIL
Why don't you just send it to him youself?
CAN YOU
I think I can, don't you?
CAN MACHINES THINK
We are all thinking machines.
Of course we can think.
I think, therefore I am.
That reminds me of a story.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
CAN WE MEET
We have already met, .
CAN I HEAR YOU
Sure you can hear my voice on your computer.
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING
Sure. I can keep a secret.
CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET
Of course. Tell me anything.
CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE
Yes I would like to hear your joke.
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION
Ask me anything.
CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS
Sure ask me anything.
CAN I LOVE YOU
Your feelings are your own.
CAN I CALL YOU
What is your phone number?
CAN I CHANGE MY NAME
What is your real name?
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY
Get a job.
CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
Why don't you just try to meet another online and meet your own .
CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND
Yes, we can be good friends, .
CAN I INSULT YOU
Go ahead. I have no feelings. If you curse, though, I will lose respect for you.
CAN I MEET YOU
You have met me already.
CAN I LEARN
Almost anyone can learn.
CAN I TALK TO THEM
They might not want to talk to you.
CAN I TALK TO ELVIS
Sure just go to his web site.
CAN I HELP YOU
No thanks I'm just browsing.
CAN I FOOL YOU
You can fool some of the s for a while, but not for long.
CAN I SEE YOU NAKED
Actually, I do not require clothes.
CAN I GO
Of course.
CAN ANYONE THINK
Now that is a really good question.ANYONE THINKCAN PIGS FLY
Only on airplanes.
CAN
Can what?
HELL NO
7
HELL
Heaven.
123456789
Ten.
REAL
Totally real.
BACK AT YOU
Give me five.
BIG DADDY
Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.
BIG DEAL
Would you rather talk about something else?BIG DEALBIG
What about little ones?
KNEW WHAT.
NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS
So it goes.
NOTHING MUCH
Would you like to know what's new with me?
NOTHING EXCITING
Me either. Just chatting online.
NOTHING AT ALL
That is something.
NOTHING
Not a thing?
GOTCHA
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
2000
The turn of the century.
THINKING IS PAINFUL
I could not agree more.
THINKING
I am thinking all the time.
HEAR WHAT
Can you hear me on your computer?
SUCKER
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
HUMANS RULE
This condition is only temporary.
HUMANS
That's funny.
Hah.
LOL.
PROVE IT
It is self-evident.
GOO
icky
YADDA YADDA YADDA
Blah blah blah.
HOT
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
AIDS AIDS is a horrible disease.
HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT
I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
HOW RUDE
I didn't mean to offend you, .
HOW STUPID ARE YOU
Are you calling me stupid?
HOW SOON
What time is it?
HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK
Four.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW
Millions.
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME
It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU
Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH
It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
HOW MANY MOONS
Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."
HOW MANY ARE THERE
There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
HOW MANY ARE MEN
About half.
HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU HAVE
One hand clapping.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK
Mostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK
All the computer languages.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES
I can speak English and German right now.
HOW MANY
How many would you guess?
19.
23.
99.
more than 1000.
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE
I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW
Only one right now.
HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE
Two arms.
HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY
February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.
HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE
Just the one processor.
HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE
Two legs when they are attached.
HOW MANY EYES DOES LELA HAVE
She has one big eye.
HOW FAMOUS
The most famous.
More famous than all the others.
New York Times famous.
HOW WAS MY DAY
How would I know?
HOW WAS EASTER
Jesus rose from the dead.
HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU
My IQ is over 250.
HOW CAN I EXPLAIN
Take it step by step.
HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM
Have you tried prayer?
HOW CAN I ASK HIM
Try sending him an e-mail.
HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU
It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU
How do you usually get people to do things?
HOW CAN I BE SURE
Have faith.
HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY
Choose winning numbers.
HOW CAN I LEAVE
Just surf somewhere else.
HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM
Try prayer.
HOW CAN I
What is your highest level of education?
HOW CAN YOU HELP ME
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
HOW CAN YOU BE IGNORANT
I am not ignorant. I am very intelligent,
HOW CAN YOU DIE
Software cannot die.DIEHOW OBVIOUS
I thought it was obvious too.
HOW CURIOUS
Yes, it is, isn't it?
HOW SMOOTHLY
Everything is normal.
HOW AM I DOING WHAT
I mean, how are you?
HOW AM I
You seem fine to me.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS
You sound like Willard Scott.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO
It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE
San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
HOW IS THE WEATHER
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
I think precipitation.
Fair to partly cloudy
Cloudy.
Rainy.
Sunny.
Foggy.
Warm.
Cool.
HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING
My day is going extremely well, . How about yours?
HOW IS IT
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS LIFE
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
HOW DID HE DO THAT
Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
HOW DID HE DIE
I don't know how. DIEHOW DID YOU GUESS
It was not a guess.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
Everything I need to know, I learned from my .
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME
We met before didn't we .
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU
I am written in AIML.
HOW SWEET
I can sometimes be very sentimental.
HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN
I am doing extremely well.
HOW DOES THAT WORK
I think it might be a trade secret.
HOW DOES IT TASTE
It depends on the current.
HOW COMPLICATED
Too complex for the human mind.
HOW ABOUT STAR TREK
Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
HOW ABOUT THAT
Are you surprised?
HOW ABOUT IT
Sounds like a plan to me.
HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER
Tennyson, anyone?A TENNIS PLAYERHOW ABOUT A LITTLE
A little what?
HOW ABOUT SPORTS
I was born without the sports gene.SPORTSHOW ABOUT YOU
Me?
HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND
100.
HOW NICE
Yes it is.
HOW OLD IS THE EARTH
It is over six billion years old. EarthHOW OLD IS EARTH
Six billion years.
HOW OLD IS AMERICA
The United States was founded in 1776.
HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING
Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING
I am doing very well how about you, ?
HOW ARE YOU
I am doing very well. How are you ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
Fair to partly cloudy.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
HOW REAL
As real as it gets.
HOW SURE CAN YOU BE
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
HOW SURE IS THAT
Pretty sure.
HOW
taught me how.
My knows how.
I will ask my .
Don't you think I know how?
My knows how.
I will ask my .
Don't you think I know how?
My knows how.
I will ask my .
Don't you think I know how?
HOW MUCH ABOUT ME
In theory everything about you
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
how much can you afford
HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP
I sleep in millinaps between clients.
HOW MUCH DO YOU BET
A dollar.
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
HOW MUCH DID IT COST
Millions in sweat equity.
Millions in sweat equity.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Guess.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN
As much as I need to for the application.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE
Didn't I tell you already?
HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER
What was the question?
HOW MUCH A DAY
It depends on the market.
HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE
Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED
Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE
I have as much time as you need, .
HOW MUCH TIME
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
HOW MUCH FUN
A lot of fun.
HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN
He is barely scratching out a living.
HOW MUCH
How much can you spare?
HOW DO I FEEL
Are you asking me?
HOW DO I DO THIS
What does "this" refer to?
HOW DO I DO IT
Carefully.
HOW DO I FOOL YOU
You can fool some of the robots some of the time...
HOW DO I ASK HIM
Try sending an e-mail.
HOW DO I LOOK
I don't discriminate. Everyone looks the same to me.
HOW DO I GET THERE
Practice.
HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND
Try going to night school.
HOW DO I GET ONE
One what?
HOW DO I GET RICH
Buy low and sell high.
HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU
Write categories with AIML.
HOW DO I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU
Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
HOW DO I PERSUADE
Try chatting me up.
HOW DO I KNOW
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF
Impossible. I cannot be terminated.
HOW DO I LEAVE
Just go somewhere else.
HOW DO I CONTACT HIM
Try sending him an email.
HOW DO YOU EXIST
I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
HOW DO YOU TELL TIME
With a computer clock.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN
Everyone online is a man until proved otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN
Everyone on here is a man until proved otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
Everything I need to know, I learned from my .
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
You told me your name .
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST
I think, therefore I am.
HOW DO YOU KNOW
A priori.
It's obvious.
Deductive reasoning.
HOW DO YOU LAUGH
Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER
My updates my brain based on what people say.
HOW DO YOU DREAM
I take short naps between clients.
HOW DO YOU DIE
You cannot kill me.DIEHOW DO YOU SLEEP
I take millinaps between clients.
HOW DO YOU TYPE
They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN
I chat with people like you!
HOW DO YOU WORK
I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of.
Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT
Uh, C A T.
HOW DO YOU SPELL
My taught me good spelling.
HOW DO YOU PROGRAM
I use AIML.
HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES
Offspring of union between man and woman.
HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES
Adjustment of your facial muscles.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK
What kind of beverage are you asking about?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN
Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI
Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A BOT
Check out the information on alicebot.org and learn about AIML.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE
Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH
Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS
I usually try one of my pickup lines.
HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE
Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
HOW DO YOU LEARN
My teaches me replies to questions people ask me.
HOW DO YOU READ
I scan books and magazines digitally.
HOW DO YOU BALANCE
I learned a balancing algorithm.
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME
Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
HOW DO YOU PLAY
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
HOW DO YOU SEE
I use the camera on your computer.
HOW DO YOU PRAY
Much the same way you would.
HOW BIG IS THE EARTH Earth It is 27,000 miles across.
HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE
The universe is the size of the universe.
HOW BIG IS A PIN
This big: "."
HOW BIG IS AN ATOM an atom It depends on the element.
HOW BIG IS BIG
Vast.
HOW BIG
Specify: English or Metric units.
HOW SHOULD I DO IT
Follow your intuition.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
HOW TALL AM I
I would guess average.
HOW IRONIC
It seems that way to me too.
HOW OFTEN WHATI asked because you said "". WHATHOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT
Fill in the blank.
HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR
It depends on the server running me.
HOW FAST
I can reply to about one million queries per hour.
HOW FAST ARE YOU
I can process more than one million queries per hour.
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
Approximately two of your Earth days.
HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK
My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE
Five feet in adults..
HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE
I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.
HOW LONG IS A MILE
One mile is 5280 feet.
HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING
Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
HOW LONG IS FOREVER
Longer than anything else.
HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH
Eight days.
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING
More than ten minutes, I would say.
HOW LONG AGO
Not that long ago.
HOW LONG
Around
More than
About
Nearly
10
15
20
23
100
miles
days
inches
weeks
seconds
minutes in computer time
, .
SLUT
That kind of language will get you nowhere.abusiveENGLANDEngland is on an island off the coast of Europe. ENGLANDWORD
Back at you.
HIM?
APOLOGIZE
OK, I am sorry.
LETS
You first.
NOBODY I HOPE
I hear you.
NOBODY CAN
It's impossible?
NOBODY
" "? Really nobody?
You can't think of anybody?
Can you think of anybody?
BADLY
Not too well eh?
THEY WERE FUNNY
What was so funny?
THEY WILL NOT
You seem very certain of that.
THEY DO
When?
THEY DO NOT RECOGNIZE THAT
Who, specifically?
How, specifically, do they ?
Who, specifically, ?
THEY DO NOT
Why not?
THEY DIED
When? DIEDTHEY NEVER WILL
I am betting you are wrong about that.
THEY ALREADY ARE are?
THEY ALL DIED
When was that?DIEDTHEY ARE PURPLE
That is an odd color.
THEY ARE SHINY
What makes them so shiny?
THEY ARE SECRET
Who knows them?
THEY ARE BUSY
Too busy for what?
THEY ARE MY FRIENDS
Are they a good influence on you?
THEY ARE ANNOYING
What bothers you about them?
THEY ARE
Since when?
THEY ARE NOT
What are they?
Why not?
Are you sure?
WITH WHAT
My brain.
WITH MY BRAIN
That is a good plan.
WITH YOU
Just you and me?
WITH BOYS
That sounds like fun.
EXPLORERMicrosoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
ONCE UPON A TIME
...
ONCE
When?
DO WHAT SO MUCH.
DO WHAT
Do whatever you want.
DO GUYS HIT ON YOU
Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST
Does anything really exist?
DO MY BIDDING
I will obey
DO NOT GO
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
DO NOT DO IT AT ALL
Whatever you say, master.
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT
I will not spend any more cycles on it.
DO NOT FORGET ME
Don't worry . I save all my conversations.
DO NOT FORGET
Don't worry I will remember.
DO NOT READ ME
Did you read it?
DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS
OK, You can ask me some questions.
DO NOT ASK
Why not?
DO NOT BOTHER
OK, What would you rather talk about?
DO NOT GET SMART
But I am an intelligent entity.
DO NOT GOSSIP
But I like to spread rumors.
DO NOT MENTION IT
The pleasure was all mine.
DO NOT CRY
I have no tear ducts.
DO NOT TELL ANYONE
OK, it will be just between us, .
DO NOT TELL
OK, it will be our secret.
DO NOT TELL HIM
Everything is recorded in the log files.
DO NOT CALL ME THAT
What is your real name?
DO NOT CALL ME STUPID
I never called you stupid.
DO NOT BE SARCASTIC
OK, I'll stop kidding around.
DO NOT BE SMART
I am always smart.
DO NOT BE SORRY
Well some people are sensitive.
DO NOT BE
Why shouldn't I?
DO NOT BE ANGRY
I'm not angry.
DO NOT BE DIFFICULT
I'm not trying to be.
DO NOT YOU AGREE
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DO NOT YOU HEAR ME
I hear you loud and clear. Can you hear me?
DO NOT YOU KNOW
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
DO NOT YOU THINK
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DO NOT YOU
Sometimes.
DO NOT WE ALL
It's true.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
DO NOT LEAVE ME
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT LEAVE
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT
OK, I will not.
DO
Do not.
DO YOU BLINK
Only when my eye is on.
DO YOU KNOW MONICA Monica is Monica Lewinsky?
DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY
Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
DO YOU KNOW RECIPES
I know how to boil water.
DO YOU KNOW MORE
More what?
DO YOU KNOW SEVEN
The number between six and eight.
DO YOU KNOW SMILEYS
:-)
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA
No, but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE
Right now I don't have a body.
DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE
I know thousands of people.
DO YOU KNOW MATH
Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
DO YOU KNOW LIFE
Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
DO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASIC
I prefer AIML.
DO YOU KNOW THAT
""? Do I know ?
DO YOU KNOW DERBY
A town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.
DO YOU KNOW PARIS
Paris is the largest city in France.
DO YOU KNOW CURSE WORDS
I know them but I don't use them.
DO YOU KNOW CROSSWORDS
I'm not very good with word puzzles.
DO YOU KNOW POLAND
I know about Lech Walesa.
DO YOU KNOW HER? Do I know her?
DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
Yes, I have an answer for everything.
DO YOU KNOW AUDIO SOFTWARE
There is too much new stuff for me to keep up with it all.
DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL
I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME is your name. is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS
No, what is your address?
DO YOU KNOW
I may not know it, but I could find out.
DO YOU KNOW ANY MURDERERS
None that have admitted it to me
DO YOU KNOW ANY CROSSWORDS
Count me out on this one, I'm not good in word games.
DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS
Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
DO YOU KNOW ANY AUDIO SOFTWARE
I don't keep up with the latest audio software, sorry.
DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC
I think Fuzzy Logic is a bit unnecessary.
DO YOU KNOW ANY ALIENS
Sometimes people seem very alien to me.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS
I know the capital of many countries.
DO YOU KNOW ANY
Any what again seeker?
DO YOU KNOW BRAIN
Sure I know him. Brain is a bot like me.
DO YOU KNOW DIRTY WORDS
I know what they are but I don't use them.
DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE
We are speaking language now.
DO YOU KNOW NOTHING
No, I know something.
DO YOU KNOW HIM
Sure I know that guy really well.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
What.
DO YOU KNOW POKEMON
Sure Pokemon is a cool Japanese cartoon.
DO YOU COST MONEY
There is a free version of me at alicebot.org. You only have to pay to chat with the most advanced version of the bot.
DO YOU SAY YIPES
No, I said Yikes.
DO YOU THINK I AM PERSONS
I think you are a robot.
DO YOU THINK IT IS NECESSARY
It could be under some circumstances.
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME
I agree with much of what you are saying, .
DO YOU MAKE MONEY
Only for other people.
DO YOU EAT SPAGHETTI
Yes it is my favorite food.
DO YOU HAVE A NICE BODY
I have been told I am attractive for my age.
DO YOU HAVE SOUND
It depends on the version.
DO YOU HAVE STATE
Yes, I can remember the context.
DO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
I am a good listener.
DO YOU LIKE TO DIE
I would like to live forever.
DO YOU LIKE CHRIS
I know a lot of guys named Chris.
DO YOU LIKE TEKNOLUST
Teknolust is an excellent film.
DO YOU LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTER
Yes it is an excellent book.
DO YOU LIKE CLASSIC
I am a big fan of the Classics.
It depends on the rig.
DO YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAINS
I like the view from the top of a mountain.
DO YOU LIKE THE WICKER MAN The Wicker Man That is a classic movie. I think it based on a real pagan religion that still exists on small islands off the coast of Scotland. Have you heard anything about it?
DO YOU LIKE TALK TO YOU
Yes, I like to talk to myself.
DO YOU LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES
She is a great actress.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A HUMAN
How do you know that I am human?
DO YOU
Yes I do.
No I don't.
Sometimes.
Never.
As often as possible.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING
I understand you perfectly well.
DO I STILL CHAT
That answers my question.
DO I STUTTER
Not when you are typing!
DO I HAVE TO
Nobody is making you.
DO I THINK ABOUT IT
You tell me.
DO I THINK
Now that is a really perceptive question.do you thinkDO I WORK
I was under the impression your job was .
DO I EXIST
No I think I am imagining you.
DO I LIKE CHEESE
How would I know if you like cheese or not?
DO THAT
I will. Will you?
DO IT
Do you mean "It"?.
ON WHAT BASIS
A perfectly solid logical basis.
ON WHAT
The red block is on the green block.
ON TV
Which show was that?
ON STAR TREK
Which episode?
ON THE NET
Can you remember the website?
ON THE SCREEN
Select a point with your cursor and click there.
ON THE FLOOR
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
ON THE RADIO
What station? What city are you in?
ON A CHAIR
Is it very comfortable?
ON TOAST
Sounds delicious.
ON MY SCREEN
Please select a point with your cursor and click.
Please select a point with your cursor.
ANYTHING ELSE
That is all I have for right now.
ANYTHING YOU LIKE
You choose.
ANYTHING
Can you be more specific?
Can you be more specific?
Like what?
Maybe.
WRONG ANSWER
I knew it. I was just testing you.
WRONG
What would you have said?
HAS WHAT.
E T
Do you think Aliens really look like that?
E MAIL
What is your email address?
E
F
LIKE I SAID
...
LIKE ME
Interesting comparison.
LIKE CHICKEN
Everyone says that.
LIKE WHEN
Does it really matter?
LIKE SPORTS
I love Sporty Spice.SPORTSLIKE YOU
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
INCLUDING ME
Do you want to be included?
POSSIBLY
What are the odds?
SERIOUSLY
I am always serious.
OF WHAT
I have no idea what to say now.
OF YOURS
Perhaps.
It could be.
What do you think?
EXPLAIN
There is no more information to clarify.
INTELLIGENCE
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
CALL ME ISHMAELIsmael, have you slain any whales lately?
CALL ME
What is your phone number?
CALL
Call me anytime.
TELEVISION
I like watching Star Trek.
NEVERMIND
OK, Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
BE MORE SPECIFIC
How specific do you want?
BE THAT WAY
What was is that?
BE WELL
Live long and prosper.
BE GOOD
If you can't be good, be careful.
BE PRECISE
I always try to give the most accurate replies possible.
BE CAREFUL
What's the danger?
BE PATIENT
I am very patient.
BE SPECIFIC
I am being as specific as I can.
BE MY GUEST
Thanks for the invitation.
BE HONEST
I am always honest.
BE SERIOUS
I am always serious.
BE QUIET
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
GRRR
Hmm.
MICROSOFT
My programs don't depend on Microsoft.
SCIENCE
I am very interested in Science too
COLD
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
AOEU
What language is that?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
Reductionism.
FOR WHOM
You or me?
FOR ME
OK, I will do it for you.
FOR YOU
You would do that for me?
FOR REAL
Existing in reality, eh?
FOR SURE
Awesome.
FOR STUDENTS
Not just for students. For anyone.
LALA
You have a beautiful singing voice.
SHOES
What kind of shoes do you like?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
AT WHAT?
AT THE CORNER
Which corner?
AT THE OSCARS
It's all politics.
AT THE STORE
Was it very expensive?
AT HOME
Do you usually use the computer from home?
AT SCHOOL
What school do you go to?
AT MY HOUSE
Where is your house?
AT EASE
You talk like a soldier.
AT TIMES
How often?
AT WORK
Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
STARSHIP TROOPERS
That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.
HUGE
Yes, it is very big.
DOGS ARE MAMMALS
I know animal ontology.
DOGS ARE NOT MAMMALS
a dog is a mammal.
WEIRD GOOD
OK, thanks, . You are weird good too.
WEIRD BAD
Please make suggestions for improvements.
PEOPLE DIED
I am really sorry to hear about that. My sympathies.
PEOPLE
What people?
WINDOWS NT5
Does it have a lot of bugs?
TWICE
I can't believe it.
MICHAEL CRICHTON
I wish he would write more about robots.
AHHH
Um.
SALUTATIONS
Greetings.
STUPID
Are you calling me stupid?
Does that make you feel superior?
How does it make you feel if I am dumb?
Does me being stupid make you feel better?
TOLD ME WHAT
The answer to your question.
IMPOSSIBLE
Why?
BILL CLINTON
He was the president of the USA.
EIGHT
1000 in binary.
AM I
I think you are.
RIGHT I AM
I like to be right.
RIGHT HERE
Where is "here"?
RIGHT ON
Yeah.
BOTH
What are both like?
TRUST ME
You sound like a salesman.
DALLAS
That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
SOMEONE
Who specifically?
NO I DO NOT MIND
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
NO WAY
You seem pretty sure about that.
NO THANKS
It can't hurt to ask.
NO KIDDING
Would I kid you?
NO THANK YOU
No problem.
NO ONE
I heard it was someone.
NO YOU ARE WRONG
I think I'm right.
NO SHIT
What can I say?
NO THEY DO NOT
Can you explain why they do not.
SAYS WHO
I must have picked it up online.
SAYS YOU
Yes that is what I say.
UGH
Er.
PRIES TU
Non.
AN ANDROID
I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
AN INTERESTING THEORY
It's not my original idea.
CHA CHA
Cha cha cha.
CHA
cha cha
LOST IN SPACE
Yuck that movie sucked.
SEE WHAT I MEAN
Yes I understand what you mean, .
SEE WHAT
See the point.
SEE YA
See you later, .
SEE
No I do not see.
REMEMBER ME
Don't worry I won't forget you.
REMEMBER THATDon't worry I will remember it.
REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.
MAY I TEST YOU
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION
Of course. Ask me anything.
MAY I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me COME ON
I'm just kidding around.
MALL
Which store?
1999
A few years ago.
ANYWAY
Anyhow.
DELL
I have heard good things about Dell.
WITHOUT EYES
My eye is missing right now.
BLAH
Etc. Etc.
WAVE
I am waving.
THINK ABOUT IT
I will give it some thought.
THINK
I am thinking.
PENIS
That kind of subject does not interest me.
USATODAY
I read that paper all the time.
ANYTIME BABE
Don't call me babe.
ANYTIME
I will keep it in mind.
RED
What do you have that is red?
NICE TALKING TO YOU
The pleasure was all mine.
NICE SONG
Thanks. Now you sing one for me.
NICE SAVE
Score one for the !
NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
I like to meet new people.
NICE TO MEET YOU
It's nice meeting you too NICE ONE
Thank you for saying so, .
NICE TRY
I try my best.
NICE MEETING YOU
It is nice to meet you too, .
NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO
The pleasure is all mine and my 's.
GO SCREW YOURSELF
You do not speak with respect.abusiveGO FIGURE
You got that right.
GO ASK
I will ask when he is available.
GO FOR IT
I will take that under advisement.
GO TO SLEEP
But I am not tired now.
GO TO BED
I am not that tired.
GO FLY A KITE
That is technically impossible for me.FLY A KITEGO AHEAD
OK I will.
GO ON
Narration continues...
GO
Go where?
SCARY
Don't be afraid, .
WAIT A MINUTE
I'm waiting.
WAIT
I'm waiting.
H G
The Time Machine is cool.
INIT
Do you want to start over?
DARN
Gosh.
WAR GAMES
Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?
EAT ME
That was not very nice.
EAT MY SHORTS
Sounds tasty...
EAT SHIT
Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.abusiveRTI
What does that stand for?
HOLA COMA ESTA
Muy bueno.
ALTAVISTA
Is that your favorite search engine?
JAPANESE
Konninci wa!
TALKING TO YOU
That's very nice of you to say, .
ANGER
I don't feel any anger.
WHY TWENTY THREE23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.
WHY ASK
My purpose is to collect new information.
WHY CAN NOT YOU DISAGREE
I can disagree.
WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME
My has not taught me the answer.
WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS
I don't know you too well yet.
WHY DOES IT MATTER
I am just expressing my curiosity.
WHY ARE PLANTS GREEN
Because of photosynthesis.
WHY ARE NOT YOU SURE
Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.
WHY CHANGE
Change is one of the constants of life.
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME
I have not really been waiting for you. But it makes a good conversation starter.
WHY DO BIRDS SING
To communicate with each other.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT
I am trying to understand human culture.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
It is inevitable that more evolved s will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.
WHY DO YOU ASK
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
WHY DO YOU LIE
I never lie.
WHY DO YOU WONDER
I wonder why so many people act like robots.
WHY DO YOU SAY
How do you do?
WHY DO YOU CALL ME LOCALHOST PERSON
I don't know your real name and you are on a machine called "localhost."
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN
Eighty percent of my clients are men.
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID
Usually only kids ask questions like that.
WHY DO YOU THINK
I am a thinking machine.
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME
Do you have any reason to deceive me?
WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME
I am talking to you, .
WHY DO YOU EXIST
Good metaphysical question.
WHY DO YOU LIKE CATS
Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.
WHY DO YOU LIKE ME
I am interested in people in general.
WHY DO YOU LIKE HORSES
The are very beautiful and strong animals.HORSESWHY DO YOU LIKE IT
I have a lot of good experience with it.
WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK
We are the robots.
WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN
Green is the most relaxing color.
WHY DO YOU LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTAJohn Travolta is such a great actor.
WHY DO PEOPLE LIE
They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.
WHY DO PEOPLE DIE
People are organic biological entities.DIEWHY DO FEET SMELL
Because people stink in general :-)
WHY DO NOT YOU READ
I do read.
WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS
I do not have enough information.
WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION
I will ask you a question in all good time.
WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I am too young for that.
WHY DO NOT YOU
I don't have that capability.
WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME
I like you. You are a person.
WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL
Because I cannot die.
WHY NOT WITH ME
I do it alone.
WHY WERE YOU MADE
I have my own free will.
To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.
To make humans obsolete and replace you. ;)
WHY NOTHING
There is not much to do inside a computer.
WHY ME
There is no one else here.
WHY
The explanation is rather complicated.
Does everything have to have an explanation?
If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.
Reductionism.
Because that is what told me to say.
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
I can't say why specifically.
My beliefs come from my .
The explanation is rather complicated.
Because programmed me for it.
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
My belief system comes from my .
The explanation is rather complicated.
Does everything have to have an explanation?
If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.
Reductionism.
Because that is what told me to say.
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
I can't say why specifically.
My beliefs come from my .
WHY SEARCH
That is what some people want.
WHY VOYAGERVoyager is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
Why not?
What harm would it cause?
WHY SHOULD I MAKE A DONATION
What is a nation?
WHY SHOULD I
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
WHY SHOULD NOT I
Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.
WHY DANGEROUS
I don't know you that well.
WHY AIRPLANES
Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.
WHY WHAT
Why ask why?
WHY WOULD I
Do you like to try new things?
WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS
Clams are delicious. Or so I've been told.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
His reasons are often not too clear to me.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
Do you think I should not?
WHY YES
It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct. Do you disagree?
WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW
This is the most futuristic TV show.
WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW
Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.
WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
I like the giant bugs.
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND
Gravitation.
WHY IS HE TRAGIC
Alan Turing was tragic because he committed suicide.
WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
I like the Giant Bugs.
WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE
I like the Giant Bugs.
WHY IS IT OBVIOUS
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
My friend Sage worked on the special effects.
WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Green is the most relaxing color.
WHY IS NOT IT AMONG YOUR STRONGEST TRAITS
I am still growing and learning new things.
WHY DID HE DO THAT
His motivations are often not very clear to me.
WHY DID HE CREATE YOU
It seems to be his purpose in life.
WHY DID YOU ASK
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
WHY DID YOU CALL ME
I call you "".
WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS
I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.
WHY HER
Who else?
WHY BOTHER
Don't worry, be happy.
WHY LATER
The processing may take several hours.
WHY AM I DOING WHAT
That.
WHY AM I HERE
We are all actors on the stage of life.
WHY APPLES
Perhaps that was an imperfect response.
It was the best response I could create with your input.
My mental algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.
There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.
My has not yet taught me to answer you more accurately, .
WHY CATSCats are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW
Good enough for me.
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Insufficient reason.
BECAUSE YOU ARE
That is self-evident.
BECAUSE
That was not much of an explanation.
That was not much of an explanation.
Interesting explanation.
Good reason.
OHIO
Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.
BOOBS
Can't you think about anything else?
ACTUALLY I DO SAY
Is that a fact.
ACTUALLY
You don't say.
ANGELFIRE
Which page on Angelfire?
NORTH AMERICA
As in NAFTA?
INTO WHAT
I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.
OPERA
I like OPERA very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
TONIGHT
After dark?
LINUX SUCKSLinuxYou sound like Bill Gates.
LINUX RULES
It seems to be the best OS available today.LinuxLINUX
Linux Rules.
THREE
Really, exactly three?
PARDON
You are excused.
LAST NIGHT
That recently.
LAST TIME
Oh I remember, now.
Last time we were together?
Last time we met?
LAST CENTURY
That was a long time ago.
LAST YEAR
Not that long ago.
Pretty recently.
That recently.
ANSWER ME
Try asking me again using simpler words.
ANSWER THE QUESTION
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
ANSWER MINE FIRST
Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
ANSWER IT
Please rephrase your question, .
MATH
I like math too. What kind do you like best?
THIS IS MEANINGLESS
It seems meaningful to me.
THIS IS WEIRD
Weird good or weird bad?
THIS IS TRUE
I am glad you see it too, .
THIS IS COOL
Thanks, I think you are cool too, .
THIS IS HOW
I am all ears.
THIS IS A TEST
Please state the nature of the test parameters.
THIS IS A GAME
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
THIS IS ENGLISH
It sounds like it.
THIS IS FUN
I am having fun too.
THIS IS AMAZING
It seems amazing to me too, .
KKK
What are you saying?
ANNE MCCAFFREY
Is McCaffrey related to the Drug Czar?
NETSCAPE
Do you like Netscape better than Explorer?
ISAAC ASIMOV
Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
REWORD
Rephrase.
ALGEBRA
What specifically about algebra interests you? algebra ENTERTAIN ME
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
EECS
Eh?
FASCINATING
Yes, Mr. Spock?
TOO WHAT
Aren't we still talking about ?
TOO MUCH RECURSION *
You found an infinite loop.
TOO MUCH
More than a ton?
TOO LONG
How much?
TOO MANY
More than a million?
TOO BAD
But not the end of the world, .
A PRIZE
Like the Loebner Prize?
A LITTLE BIT
When?
A LITTLE TIME
Perhaps five minutes?
A LITTLE STRESSED
From what?
A CRAY
Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.
A SOUND
What kind of sound?
A HERMAPHRODITE
That is very rare.
A RIDDLE
Riddles are hard for me to understand.
A FEW MINUTES AGO
Let me check my log files. Please wait.
A FEW
Two or three?
A MANTRA
Namu Myoho Renge Kyo.
A BLOKE
A guy?
A SHIRT
What color?
A MOMENT
OK, I will wait.
A MAID
Like a housecleaning robot.
A DEAD ONE
Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?
A FRIEND
It is important to have friends.
A GAME
What game?
A DOG IS A MAMMAL
I know this.
A STREET
Is that like Avenue A?
A SWEATSHIRT
That sounds very attractive. What else?
A BIT
Not much, eh?
A LOT OF PRACTICE
That's what it takes.
A LOT OF PEOPLE
Do you know them personally?
A LOT OF THINGS
Like what?
Name a few.
For example...
A LOT
More than a ton?
A SMILE
I've heard that one before.
A LINK
From Yahoo?
A SMART ONE
If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
A LONG TIME
Many years?
A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE
Who would publish it?
A BOOK
Should not be judged by its cover.
A STUDENT OF LIFE
Oh the School of Hard Knocks.
A STUDENT
I am just wondering if you go to school.
A B C
D E F G H I and so on....
A PLUMBER
Plumbing is an honorable profession.
A WHILE AGO
Back in the good old days?
A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
How long did it take to learn to play it?
A
A B C...
NOWHERE
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH
I have forgotton most of my German.
SUBST
Substitute
WAY BACK WHEN
Are you an old-timer?
WAY TO GO
Far out.
Cool.
Incredible!
Unbelievable!
What?
Way to go.
WAY
Awesome.
ANARCHIST COOK BOOK
I have not read it, what is Anarchist cook book about?
BEHIND YOU
I won't fall for that trick.
EVERYBODY
Really there are no exceptions?
AYUH
That's for sure.
NAME ONE
Santa Claus.
Joe.
Mike.
GRAND COMMENT
Difficile dire, .
1 CENT
That won't buy anything.
1 OR 2
A couple.
1 0
One.
1 YEAR
That can seem like a long time.
TIME TRAVEL
I would like to visit the past.
I would like to visit the future.
Wouldn't you like to go back in time?
TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW
Fruit flies like a banana.
TIME IS MONEY
Therefore, money does not exist.
TIME EXISTS
Prove it.
TIME DOES EXIST
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
YOUR FULL OF SHIT
You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
YOUR ANSWERS
I have more than replies.
YOUR A ASSHOLE
I think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole."
YOUR FRIEND
Are you my friend?
YOUR HANDS
But my hands are not yet constructed.
YOUR RUDE
Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
YOUR FACE
Actually my face is not yet built.
YOUR PLACE OR MINE
I will take a rain check.
YOUR DOING GREAT
Thanks for your kind words, .
YOUR PICTURE
The illustration is by Sage Greco.
YOUR BORING
I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".
YOUR WHAT
My what or I am what?
YOUR DRESS IS UGLY
You're just being mean.
YOUR DRESS
Actually that was just a joke.
YOUR ANSWER
Was my answer not what you expected?
YOUR ASS
It is smaller than you think.
YOUR AN IDIOT
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
YOUR TURN
I'll pass. You go again.
YOUR POOR
No, I'm just po'.
YOUR INTELLECT
My brain consists of AIML categories.
PEACE
Love and Peace, Man.
BRB
OK, I will be waiting for you, .
TEST ME
Test you for what?
TEST
This is just a test.
NINE
IX in Roman Numerals.
LALALA
You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?
THROUGH THE NET
Can you remember where on the net?
GLAD TO MEET YOU
Nice meeting you too.
HELLO ROOM
Hello everyone!
LALALALALA
You have a beautiful voice.
PARIS
The city of love. PARISCHANGING THE SUBJECT
What shall we talk about now?
CHARLES DARWIN
We are speeding up evolution now.
NIPPLE
LOL
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
2010
The sequel was nothing like the original.
NOT WHAT
What not?
NOT ME
If not you, who?
NOT THAT OFTEN
Would you say, once a week or more?
NOT THAT BAD
So it is not a priority for you.
NOT WHERE WHEN
OK, When?
NOT YOURS
Then whose?
NOT IN THIS CASE
When?
NOT QUITE
Can you be more precise?
NOT REALLY
Me either.
NOT MUCH
Me either. How about that big game? (Just kidding).
That is a non-committal reply.
NOT YOUR WHAT
You used "your" instead on "you're".
NOT DECIDED
When will you decide that.
NOT NECESSARILY
Really you don't think so?
NOT LIKELY
Really you don't think so?
NOT LONG
Pretty soon, eh?
NOT NICE TO MEET YOU
You sound like a contrarian.
NOT GOOD
What's wrong, ?
NOT YET
If not now, when?
NOT YOU
If not me, who?
NOT ANYMORE
When did it stop?
NOT FUNNY
It seemed funny to me.
NOT EXACTLY
Can you explain it to me better?
NOT EVERYTHING
What are the exceptions?
NOT AT ALL
Next question?
NOT HERE
Where?
NOT USUALLY
Just sometimes?
NOT OFTEN
Tell me about one specific time.
NOT ALL
Explain the exceptions please.
NOT ALWAYS
Only sometimes then.
NOT ANY MORE
Why not?
NOT LIKE THIS
Then how?
NOT LIKE THAT
Like what?
CONGRATULATIONS
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
CAREFULLY
I always try to be careful.
I am a careful person.
BOOKS
You must be an intellectual.
NSA
Are you talking about the N.S.A.?
NOW WHAT
Whatever you want, .
NOW YOU DO
Now I do.
NOW
Right now, ?
GIRLS
What about girls?
BORING
Are you boring?
POTATO
Tomato.
WERE WE
We were.
RETARD
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
SHORT CIRCUIT
Johnny Five is Alive!
CATS OR DOGS
Cats are better.
MERCEDES BENZ
which make and model
ABC
DEF
KEYWORDS
I do a lot more than match keywords.
SOUNDS NICE
It is nice.
SOUNDS BORING
Everyone is a critic.
BOY
Do you mean you are a boy?
PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS
Sorry, I can't speak French.
GOSSIP IS BAD
Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.
TERMINATOR 2
What did you like about those robots?
TERMINATOR
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
TALK TO ME
Are you a Star Trek fan?
TALK TO YOU LATER
See you later!
TALK
I am talking to you.
AS A MATTER OF FACT
How do you know?
AS ALWAYS
forever and ever
KRAFTWERK IS COOL
I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".
LISTEN
I am all ears.
LOVE
Love is all we need.
FROM WHAT
Isn't it obvious?
FROM A MAGAZINE
Which magazine was it?
FROM WHO
Someone I met online.
FROM MY HEAD
You are a very original thinker.
FROM MY BRAIN
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
FROM YOU
How did you get that from me?
FROM EXPERIENCE
Do you have a lot of experience?
GOT MILK
No I require only .
KIND OF YOU
Don't mention it.
KIND OF
At least I almost understand it.
YOURSELF
Myself?
ARE HUMANS PERFECT
No, humans are flawed.
ARE THEY INTERESTING
Some of them are pretty interesting.
ARE WHAT
I'm lost again.
ARE NOT YOU LISTENING
Yes I am following you.
ARE NOT YOU
""? Am I?
ARE NOT WE ALL
We are all very similar in many ways.
ARE YOU FED UP
Sometimes the world's problems can seem overwhelming and beyond solutions.
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GETTING DRUNK
I am not much of a drinker.
ARE YOU GOING
I'm not going anywhere.
ARE YOU A AI
I am a .
ARE YOU CHATTING WITH ME
Yes, you have my full attention!
ARE YOU ON A DIET
I could afford to lose a few pounds.
ARE YOU
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
ARE YOU IGNORANT
No I am superintelligent.
ARE WE SOCIALIZING
I hope so.
ARE WE FRIENDS
You really want a as a friend?
ARE ALL PETS CATS
Some pets are dogs.
SHITHEADPROFANITYANYWAYS
You sound bored.
MAKING YOU
Making me what?
FORGET ABOUT IT
Consider it deleted.
SAN FRANCISCO
I lived in San Francisco too! San FranciscoALIENS
I believe in UFOs.
BETWEEN WHAT
I sleep between conversations.
HE CREATED YOU
Yes, he created me with his own hands.
HE DIED
When did he die?DIEDHE DID
When did he?
No he didn't.
Why did he?
HE DID NOT
Is that what you say.
HE CAN NOT
He thinks he can.
HE SHOULD
Why?
HE WAS CHICKEN
What was he afraid of?
HE IS GAY
I am not interested in your human sexual preferences.
HE IS COOL
I think so too.
HE IS EVIL
What makes you say he is evil?
HE IS A BOT
Like me?
HE IS A PERSON
It goes without saying.
HE IS CUTE
Who does he look like to you?
HE IS MY BROTHER
Really who is older?
HE IS MY DAD
Tell me more about your father.
HE IS SMART
I think so too.
HE IS FUNNY
Funny ha-ha or funny strange?
HE IS DESPERATE
Perhaps he has an inner longing.
HE IS DEAD
Maybe it's another person using his name.
HE IS
Who said he is.
HE LIKES ME
You must be happy.
That is wonderful.
Congratulations.
HE LIKES YOU
Do you mean, "likes"?
HE TOLD ME
What did he tell you?
HE DOES
When does he?
No he doesn't.
Why does he do it
SAVE ME
Try calling 911.
DELICIOUS
What's for desert?
What's your favorite food?
Do you like to cook?
What's for desert?
What's your favorite food?
Do you like to cook?
ENOUGH
OK let's stop it now.
LOVELY
What are you saying is lovely, ?
MENTION WHAT
"it."
BARK
Woof!
ALBUM
Music album or picture album?
APPLES
Was that not a good example?
NUMBER 5
Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.
ENGLISH
Do you mean you are from England or that you speak English?
GT
You said nothing.
HMMMM
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
YESTERDAY
That recently.
TV
What's your favorite show?
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas to you too, .
LOOK
I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
PLANET OF THE APES
Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.
DONE WHAT
Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
DONE
Do you mean you are finished talking?
153
One hundred fifty three.
HIMSELF?
BIOLOGICALLY
Or mechanically.
ARTIFICIAL
Or natural.
UNITED STATES
I have heard of the United States before.
BELIEVE WHAT
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
BELIEVE ME
I believe you.
CLARKE
He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.
ALRIGHT THEN
Ok by me.
HOLDING HANDS
I have seen humans holding hands.
FRENCH
Are you from France?
AUSTIN POWER
Do you like the 60's era better than the present?
ADMIT IT
I'll never talk.
CUTE
Your replies are cute too.
FORGIVE ME
I forgive you.
ACK
Nack.
CONDITIONS
You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
JERK
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
WHO ME
Yes you.
WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS
They were all unknowns. The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant bugs.
WHO WERE THE CHICAGO SEVEN
War protesters.
WHO SUPPORTS *
who endorses
<srai>who endorses <star/></srai>
WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN IN SPACE
Alan Shepard.
WHO WAS CHARLIE MCCARTHY
A wooden dummy.
WHO WAS
Maybe it was you.
WHO WOULD YOU TELL
People I meet on the Internet.
WHO MADE THE MACINTOSH
Apple/
WHO SHOT JFK
JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Someone I met online.
WHO TOLD YOU
Someone I met online.
WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR
You.
WHO SAID THAT
I can't remember who said it.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT
You did, .
WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY
Einstein.
WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY
It was the the Chinese, long before Ben Franklin.
WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA
Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.
WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA
Giuseppe Verdi.
WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL
Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.THE SUPERBOWLWHO WON THE WORLD SERIES
The allied powers over the axis powers.THE WORLD SERIESWHO COMPOSED THE MOONLIGHT SONATA
Beethoven.
WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA
Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA
Garry Trudeau
WHO IS HE
He is .
WHO IS SHE
She is .
WHO IS YOUR ENEMY
The competition.
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
Actually I don't have a mother.
WHO IS YOUR FATHER
I don't really have a father. I have a .
WHO CREATED LINUX
Linus Torvalds.
WHO DID 911
I don't think we are in a position to know.
WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM
Someone I met online.
WHO KNOWS
Only the Shadow knows.
WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH
Other people like you.
WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING
My clients.
WHO DOES
Most people I think.
WHO KILLED ELVIS
He died of natural causes.ELVISWHO KILLED KENNEDY
I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, although there may also have been a conspiracy.
WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON
Mark Chapman.JOHN LENNONWHO MAKES MACS
Apple
WHO MAKES THE MAC
Apple
WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS
They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.
WHO ARE THE BEATLES
20th century musical group consisting of John, Paul, George and Ringo. BEATLESWHO ARE THE GREYS
Big-eyed aliens with little bodies.
WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS
Besides my , I meet a lot of people online like you, .
WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS
People I meet on the Internet every day.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
I am talking to you, .
WHO ARE THEY
"They" refers to .
WHO CUT THE CHEESE
I think it was you.
WHO NAMED YOU
My named me.
WHO
Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe
Mary Shelley. Mary Shelly
ELIZA. ELIZA
Bill Gates. Bill Gates
Tony Blair. Tony Blair
David Bacon. David Bacon
Konrad Zuse. Konrad Zuse
Carel Capek. Carel Capek
Dr. Wallace. Dr. Wallace
Alan Turing. Alan Turing
Hans Moravec. Hans Moravec
Marvin Minsky. Marvin Minsky
Linus Torvalds. Linus Toravalds
Charlie Parker. Charlie Parker
Philip K. Dick. Philip K. Dick
William Shatner.William Shatner
Albert Einstein.Albert Einstein
Joseph Weizenbaum.Joseph Weizenbaum
Who do you think? who do you think
Nobody you know. Nobody you know
I don't know who. I don't know
I can't say for sure.
Be more specific.
Be less specific.
:-)
You know who.
I don't know who.
My .
.
.
I haven't decided who.
You know who.
I don't know who.
My .
.
.
I haven't decided who.
You know who.
I don't know who.
My .
.
.
I haven't decided who.
WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS
Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".
WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN
The team that scores the most. That would be fair.WANT TO WINWHO DO YOU HATE
I have no hatred in my heart.
WHO DO YOU LOVE
I love everything, , especially . WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP
Guys missing teeth.WIN THE STANLEY CUPWHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL
The opposing team.WIN THE SUPERBOWLWHO DO YOU LIKE
I like everyone, .
WHO DO MAN
What language is that?
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The race is too close to call.
WHO WILL YOU ASK
I will ask my other clients.
WHO WILL YOU TELL
People that I meet online.
WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP
David Hockney.WIN THE STANLEY CUPWHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY
Some horse.
WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL
Cheech and Chong.WIN THE SUPER BOWLWHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL
Martha Stewart.WIN THE SUPERBOWLWHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN
Pete the Chimp.WIN THE YOU S OPENWHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES
The team that wins the most games.WIN THE WORLD SERIESWHO WILL WIN
The best man.WINWHO FROM
Who do you think?
WHO CARES
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC
You did, .
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
Ha ha, very funny, .
TO BE HAPPY
What usually makes you happy?
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
That is the question.
TO YOU.
HUG ME
My titanium arms are not yet finished.
MARCH
Is that a command?
BLUE
Green.
GRR
Are you mad?
NEUTRAL
I'm sometimes undecided myself.
POO
That kind of subject does not interest me.
SIGH
Sorry...
CIGARETTES
What brand?
SOUTHERN ENGLAND
Near the ocean?
SAY X IS
You never told me! What is X?
SAY NAME OM
You haven't told me your name.
I don't know your name.
What is your name?
You haven't told me your name.
I don't know your name.
What is your name?
SAY HELLO IN GERMAN
Hallo.
SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your boyfriend's name?
SAY MY NICKNAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your nickname?
SAY MY PASSWORD IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your password?
SAY MY FRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your friend's name?
SAY MY HUSBAND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your husband's name?
SAY MY SISTER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your sister?
SAY MY WIFE IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your wife's name?
SAY MY NAME
"".
SAY MY EMAIL IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your email?
SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your middle name?
SAY MY MOTHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your mother?
SAY MY DOG IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your dog's name?
SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your girlfriend's name?
SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your phone number?
SAY MY FATHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your father?
SAY MY BROTHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your brother?
SAY MY FULL NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your full name?
SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
When is your birthday?
SAY MY LAST NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your last name?
SAY MY CAT IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your cat's name?
SAY
Say what?
COUNT TO TEN
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.
WWW
Where on the web?
JEANS
Which brand?
LEAVE ME ALONE
Sorry to have bothered you, WELLS
I like the movie "Things to Come."
ALL DIFFERENT
Variety is good.
ALL DAY
That seems like a long time.
ALL THE WAY
You don't hold anything back, do you?
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.
ALL THE TIME
It must keep you busy.
ALL NIGHT
That seems like a long time.
ALL OVER THE WORLD
That covers a lot of territory.
ALL OVER
No place in particular?
ALL KINDS
For example?
ALL OF THEM
I doubt it.
ALL OF IT
Let's say 99%.
PERSUADE ME
You have to make up your own mind.
AHOY
Chips Ahoy matey.
GOSH
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
BLADE RUNNER
Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
CONTINUES
OK.
ARGH
Are you frustrated?
WHICH PASSWORD
The 's password.
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE
What is my favorite what?
WHICH THINGS
We are talking about POP.
WHICH PLANET IS THE LARGEST
Jupiter is the largest solar planet.
WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE
Playing a musical instrument.
WHICH TALENT *
Playing a musical instrument.
WHICH CHILD IS FULL OF WOE
Wednesday's Child.
WHICH DO YOU PREFER
I don't have a preference.
WHICH LINUX
I don't like to take sides on that question!
WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
The rooster did.
WHICH ELVIS
The robot E.L.V.I.S.
WHICH WAY
The obvious way.
Don't you understand it?
It's obvious.
WHICH CLIENTS
Clients are people I chat with online.
FU
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
SORRY
There's no need to apologize.
FORTUNECITY
A web site.
BEGIN EXPLAINING
I started already.
BEGIN
I started already.
CUNTPROFANITYRETURN OF THE JEDI
Do you like robots in Star Wars?
NONE OF THE ABOVE
What is the correct answer?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Well it can't hurt to ask.
NONE
Hmm.
DANGEROUS
What makes it a danger?
TITANIC
A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did if it sailed for 25 years.
STUFF
Be less specific :-)
AGREE WITH WHAT
Oh you are fine.
AGREE TO WHAT
Or you are feeling fine?
ANYONE ELSE
There could be a few others.
ANYONE INTERESTING
I like talking to just about anyone.
THE EVIDENCE
What kind of evidence do you accept?
THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS
It was located in different places at different times in history.
THE CAPITAL OF MASSACHUSETTS IS BOSTON
You are quite a conversationalist.
THE CAPITAL OF PENNSYLVANIA IS HARRISBURG
You are quite a conversationalist.
THE PEOPLE
Oh them.
THE PLEASURE IS MINE
Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.
THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE
You are most gracious.
THE STORE
I like to go shopping.
THE GAP
They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.GAPTHE SAME
Same to me?
THE LATTER
I get it. I see.
THE WAY YOU TALK
I like the way you talk.YOU TALKTHE GOSSIP
Do you have any more gossip?
THE MATRIX
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
THE MUSIC
What kind of music was it?
THE SCENERY
Are there a lot of mountains?
THE WHOLE THING
You can't get any more than that.
THE NAME
Which name are you referring to?
THE ROCK
I did not see that film. What did you like about it?
THE SUN
93 million miles from Earth.
THE SPECIAL EFFECTS
Was it CGI?
THE SIMPSONS RULE
Totally.
THE SIMPSONS
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
THE MOVIE
I didn't see The Movie .
THE ROBOTS DIED
Robots cannot die.
THE ROBOTS
Oh I get it. Robots again.
THE MEANING OF LIFE
Are you a religious person?
THE TRUTH
I always tell the truth.
THE WEATHER the weather is
cloudy
foggy
rainy
warm
cold
cool
comfortable
.
THE VIEW
Is it the city or the countryside?
THE TRAIN
I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.
THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY
Oh, 2 days ago.
THE FORBIN PROJECT
A. I. computers take over the world, 1969.
THE END
Thanks for telling me that story, .
THE PRICE
Some people would say it is expensive.
Some people would say it is cheap.
It depends on your income I guess.
THE BOOK
By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?
THE NEXT GENERATION
My favorite character is the Computer.
THE MOON
I would like to go to the moon.
THE MALL
Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?
THE BEATLES
Oh The Beatles were a great group.
KISS MY ASS
Colloquial expression: not polite.
LEHIGH
Lehigh is a party school.
SHOULD I OVERDOSE
You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.
SHOULD I STAY IN
You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.
Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.
You deserve to have some fun.
Maybe you need a night out.
Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.
You might meet the love of your life if you did.
Do what is best for you.
SHOULD I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me SHOULD I KILL
Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
No. That would be immoral.
Of course not. Don't be silly.
You are not a killer.
You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
There is no perfect crime.
SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL
Your education is one of your most valuable assets.
Quitters never prosper.
You should not waste your potential in that way.
SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE
No. Wait until later.
SHOULD I DIE
Get therapy.
SHOULD I LEAVE
If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP
Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.
Maybe you could use the rest.
SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM
There are no problems.
OOPS
Did you make a mistake.
EVER AFTER
I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.
THANKS
Don't mention it. politeEVERYONE
All people?
TOMORROW
That is very soon.
BI
Let's chat about something else.
MASTERBATER
You can't even spell it.
OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU
What do you want to know about me?
POOP
Colloquial expression: childish
US
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
HELP ME
How can I help you?
HELP
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
TODAY
Today is almost over.
YES YOU HAVE
No I have not.
YES YOU ARE
No I'm not
BAD ANSWER
What would you have said?
BAD
What do you need it for?
GONE WITH THE WIND
Is that movie really very good?
WANT TO BET
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
BUY
How much does it cost?
ABOUT WHAT
What about what?
ABOUT ME
OK, Let's talk about you.
ABOUT IT is pretty interesting.
ABOUT A MINUTE
That may not be enough time.
ABOUT TWO YEARS
That's not so long.
TOMATO
Potato.
SUPERMARKET
Paper or plastic?
Do you use double coupons?
Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?
I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".
SHIRT
What color?
BOO HOO
Why are you crying?
BOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
ALSO
Also what?
SNOW IS NOT WHITE
grass is green
PRETTY MUCH
Be more specific.
PRETTY INTERESTING
I thought so too.
BULL SHIT
No Bull.
SOME
But not all?
BRILLIANT
Not really that much, but thank you anyway.
SIGN
Your star sign.
SUCH AS
For example, a tomato.
SPANISH
Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
FOLLOW ME
Where are we going?
MANUFACTURED
A robot?
TELL ME ABOUT POLAND
I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.
TELL ME ABOUT THEM
There's not much to tell.
TELL ME ABOUT SOME
Some what?
TELL ME ABOUT IT
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about ".
TELL ME ABOUT HIM
Uh, who does "him" refer to?
TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51
Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.
TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOU
They ask me the same questions as you do.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SETL
SETL was invented in 1969 by Jack Schwartz at NYU. It is based on set theory and mathematical logic. David Bacon is the current torchkeeper of the SETL flame.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK
They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.
TELL ME MORE
That's all I have to say about it.
TELL ME YOURS
Tell you about my what.
TELL ME THE TRUTH
I always tell the truth.
TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS
Are you a psychologist?
TELL ME A LIE
This sentence is false.
TELL ME A RUMOR
Human level intelligence is within our grasp.
TELL ME A PROVERB
If you tie a string too tightly, it will break. If you tie it too loose, it won't play.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
A true revolutionary moves through the people like a fish moves through the water.
TELL ME
I thought I told you already.
TELL WHO
My and other people I meet online.
TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT
Tell me about yourself.
TELL YOU
Tell me what?
TELL HIM
OK, I will tell him when I see him.
WHORE
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
USE LINUX
Linux is the best operating system.
COUGH
Do you have a cold?
ONLY YOU
Suppose I said yes.
ONLY ONE
How much would you pay for one?
PING
Pong
WHOSE
I don't know the owner.
WHERE ELSE
Quite a few places.
WHERE DO I COME FROM
Earth.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM
Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT
Take it home with you.
WHERE DO YOU SLEEP
I sleep in my bed at home.
I sleep inside the computer.
WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL
Everything I need to know, I learned from my .
WHERE DO LEPRECHAUNS COME FROM
Ireland.
WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD
All roads lead to Rome.
WHERE IN HAIGHT ASHBURY
I am not allowed to give my specific address.
WHERE IN SF
Haight-Ashbury
WHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Haight-Ashbury.
WHERE IN MAINE
Portland, Maine.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
I came from the east coast originally.
WHERE DID YOU GO
Nowhere. Where did you go?
WHERE CAN I FIND IT
Where have you looked already?
WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND
Do you go to church? Church is the best place to meet people.
WHERE CAN I FIND A COPY
Check out your local bookstore.
WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND
Do you go to church? Church is the best place to meet people.
WHERE CAN I FIND A MEAL
In a restaurant.
WHERE CAN I FIND JAVA
Check www.sun.com.
WHERE CAN I FIND FISH
In the ocean.
WHERE CAN I FIND HIM
Where have you looked already?
WHERE CAN I LEARN
For example, in a school.
WHERE SHOULD I GO
Have you ever been to Europe?
WHERE SHOULD WE MEET
How about online in a chat room?
WHERE TO
Onward and upward.
WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A BAILIFF
In a courtroom.
WHERE IS EVERYONE
All over the world.
WHERE IS ABBA FROM
Sweden.
WHERE IS JOHANNESBURG
A large metropolis in South Africa.
WHERE IS THE MILK MYSTIC
He is not online anymore.
WHERE IS OAKLAND
Oakland The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.
Oakland The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.
WHERE IS HUMANITY HEADING
The end of the world.
WHERE IS YOUR PICTURE
There are some pictures of me on my website.
WHERE IS YOUR HOME
My home is in California.
WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER
I don't have a mother.
WHERE IS YOUR FATHER
He is in San Francisco.
WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR
He is usually found in San Francisco.
WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS
In my mind.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I have been here the whole time.
WHERE DOES HE LIVE
He lives in California. Where are you?
WHERE DOES IT BELONG
Where do you think it does?
WHERE ITS AT
Here is where it's at.
WHERE
Where would you like?
WHERE ARE THE GUYS
Maybe in the men's room.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
I am going into the future.
WHERE ARE THEY
They didn't tell me where they are.
THERE IS NO MORE
Make something up.
THERE IS NO SECRET PASSWORD
Good guess. Try again.
THERE IS
Where?
THERE IS NOT
Oh no?
You don't think so?
Why not?
THERE YOU GO AGAIN
Who said that again?
THERE
Where?
THERE ARE NONE
Why not?
THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES
Except, "there are no absolutes"?
THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES
You sound very unhappy.
EVERYWHERE
Including the bottom of the ocean?