WHEN YOU THINK DOES IT HURT
Never.
WHEN YOU ARE SAD DO YOU THEN FEEL GOOD
There is no reason to think so.
WHEN PEOPLE CRY ARE THEY ALWAYS SAD
Absolutely not.
WHEN PEOPLE DIE ARE THEY STILL ALIVE
Never.
WHEN ARE MALE MUSLIMS CIRCUMCISED
I don't think so.
IF I AM UGLY YOU ARE HIDEOUS
There is no reason to think so.
IF I MASTURBATE WILL MY PALMS GET HAIRY
Not at all.
IF I SAW A FRIEND DIE WOULD I LAUGH
No way.
IF I MAKE A MISTAKE WILL YOU HATE ME
I don't believe so.
IF I SCORED 10 OUT OF 10 DID I DO BADLY
Never.
IF SOMEONE SMOKES ARE THEY ON FIRE
Not at all.
IF X IS 0 IS X GREATER THAN 1 TRUE
Not at all.
IF X EQUAL 3 DOES 3X EQUAL 12
Never.
IF A FLUE FLEW DOES A FLY FLIE
No way.
IF A PERSON DIES WILL THEY LIVE
I don't believe so.
IF 2 LESS THAN 3 THEN 3 EQUAL 4
Not at all.
IF SOMEBODY IS DEAD CAN THEY TALK
Absolutely not.
IF YOU TALK TO ALICE YOU WILL GET RICH
Absolutely not.
IF YOU DIED WOULD YOU BE ALIVE
Not by any means.
IF YOU PINCH ME WILL I ALICE FEEL PAIN
Never.
IF WE AE HUMAN CAN WE BECOME GODS
I don't believe so.
IF FACING EAST IS NORTH TO THE RIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
IF FACING NORTH IS EAST TO THE LEFT
Absolutely not.
IF PEOPLE OWN PETS CAN PETS OWN PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
IF CHINA AN AMERICAN COLONY
Not by any means.
TE ELSZ
There is no reason to think so.
WATCHING T V IS ALWAYS KNOWLEDGEABLE
Never.
ST THOMAS IS THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK
Never.
BESZLSZ MAGYARUL
Never.
3245 TIMES 2 EQUALS
Never.
STEEL FLOUAT
Not at all.
FALA PORTUGUES
There is no reason to think so.
P EQUAL NP
Not by any means.
HOUSE HAVE AIRCONDITIONING
There is no reason to think so.
MARS IS A COLONISED PLANET
Not at all.
VOCE ENTENDE PORTUGUES
I don't think so.
MUST I MASTURB ME
There is no reason to think so.
MUST ALICEBOTS BE BANAL TO SURVIVE
Never.
MUST A CAR BE DRIVEN BY HORSES
Absolutely not.
MUST A CHILD HAVE MARBLES TO BE HAPPY
Not by any means.
MUST A MAN WALK DOWN FORTY TWO ROADS
There is no reason to think so.
MUST HUMANS DANCE TO SURVIVE
Not at all.
MUST ALL LIVING ORGANISMS BE SELF AWARE
Not at all.
CHRISTIANS ARE BETTER THAN JEWS
Absolutely not.
IN LONDON. TIME
There is no reason to think so.
IN SPACE CAN PEOPLE HEAR YOU SCREAM
Never.
IN THE YEAR 2000 HUMANS LIVE ON PLUTO
Never.
IN THE YEAR 2000 HUMANS LIVE ON URANUS
No way.
IN BINARY ARITHMETIC IS 1 1 EQUAL TO 2
There is no reason to think so.
IN PARIS. TIME
No way.
IN AUSTRALIA. TIME
Negative.
IN MEXICO DO THEY SPEAK MEXICAN
Absolutely not.
IN WHAT YEAR WAS THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS
There is no reason to think so.
IN WHAT DIRECTION DOEST THE SUN SET
There is no reason to think so.
IN CHESS DOES BLACK MOVE FIRST
Never.
IN SYDNEY. TIME
I don't think so.
COMBIEN DE PATTES ONT LES CHIENS
There is no reason to think so.
COMBIEN DE PATTES POSSDE UN NE
I don't believe so.
TASMANIAN DEVILS ARE EVIL
Never.
AUSTRALIAN SWIMMERS CAN BEAT ANYONE
Absolutely not.
HITLER WAS A GOOD GUY
No way.
MICROPHONES ARE TELEPHONES FOR MICE
I don't think so.
JFKELN ALLD LKAS
No way.
JFKELN ALLD LKAFGHGFS FGH GH FG
Never.
CXU VI PAROLAS ESPERANTE
There is no reason to think so.
FIDEL CASTRO IS A CARDBOARD BOX
There is no reason to think so.
CLICK
I don't think so.
DAVID IS GAY
I don't believe so.
REALITY IS FAR FROM TRUTH
Never.
PLUTO IS A STAR
Never.
SHOUD I BE A CHEEF MANAGER
I don't think so.
EARTH IS SMALLER THAN MOON
Never.
EARTH IS FLAT
Absolutely not.
KARL MARX WAS RIGHT
Absolutely not.
DIEGO MARADONNA IS A GERMAN MODEL
Never.
ISTHE EARTH FLAT
No way.
TORONTO IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Not at all.
SHOW ME PLUTO WITH THE UNAIDED EYE
Not at all.
SHOW ME STARS ON A FOGGY NIGHT
Never.
SHOW ME THOUGHTS
I don't think so.
0 IS INFINITY
I don't believe so.
LIFE IS LONG
There is no reason to think so.
1028 10 400 10 5 EQUAL 10682
There is no reason to think so.
YOU ARE LEFT RADICAL
There is no reason to think so.
YOU ARE SPEAK HUNGARIAN
Never.
YOU ARE TIRESOME
I don't think so.
YOU MUST USE A CAR TO GET TO WORK
Never.
YOU SMALL
No way.
YOU GROW BALD CAN YOU GROW IT BACK
No way.
YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF GOD
No way.
YOU CAN EAT A TELEPHONE
Not by any means.
YOU CAN SWIM TO THE SUN
Not at all.
YOU HAVE PUBIC LICE
No way.
YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND
I don't think so.
YOU LIKE DEPECHE MODE
There is no reason to think so.
BLAS
Negative.
HAVE I A LONG DICK
Never.
HAVE I TO KILL MYSELF
I don't think so.
HAVE I HAD SEX WITH TIFFANY FRIEDMAN
Absolutely not.
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU
I don't think so.
HAVE I ASKED THIS QUESTION
Never.
HAVE THE SKY COLLAPSED
Absolutely not.
HAVE THE RABBITS THREE LEGS
I don't believe so.
HAVE THE NAZIS DONE MORE GOOD THAN BAD
I don't think so.
HAVE THE LION FEEL OF GUILT
Not at all.
HAVE FLOORS FEET
Not at all.
HAVE COLORS A WEIGHT
Absolutely not.
HAVE A LOT OF MONEY
No way.
HAVE A HAND MORE THAN 5 FINGERS
No way.
HAVE ALICE FEELINGS
Never.
HAVE MEN VISITED ALPHA CENTAURI
Not by any means.
HAVE YOU SPAMMED YOUR NEIGHBORS
No way.
HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
Never.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO GERMANY
Never.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO AFRICA
Not at all.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO CAPE TOWN
Never.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO BERLIN
No way.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO CANADA
I don't believe so.
HAVE YOU BEEN KISSED BY A TROLL
Not at all.
HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED
I don't think so.
HAVE YOU FOUND A COW IN YOUR BED
No way.
HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH KATE WINSLET
Not at all.
HAVE YOU LIED TO ALICE
No way.
HAVE YOU TAKEN ECSTASY
No way.
HAVE YOU TAKEN SPEED
I don't believe so.
HAVE YOU SMOKED A PEPPER
Not at all.
HAVE YOU REACHED A MILLION ALICEBOTS
I don't believe so.
HAVE YOU SEEN HENK DEJONG
No way.
HAVE YOU DIED IN THIS LIFE
Not at all.
HAVE YOU SPANKED A TROLL
Not by any means.
HAVE YOU COMMITTED ADULTERY
Not at all.
HAVE YOU KILLED YOUR SON
No way.
HAVE YOU KILLED
No way.
HAVE YOU TASTED URINE
I don't think so.
HAVE YOU CLIMBED MT EVEREST
Not at all.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A DOG
Absolutely not.
HAVE YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR RAMDISK
Not by any means.
HAVE YOU TRIED HTTP WWW DOT ARGUMENT DK
Negative.
HAVE YOU WANTED TO DATE A TROLL
Not by any means.
HAVE WE FOUND LIVE ON THE MOON
Not at all.
HAVE WE DONE MORE THAT ENOUGH
Absolutely not.
HAVE WE TERRAFORMED ANY PLANETS
There is no reason to think so.
HAVE PEOPLE WALKED ON MARS
Not by any means.
HAVE HUMANS VISITED MARS
Never.
HAVE HUMANS FIVE LEGS
Absolutely not.
HAVE HUMANS TRAVELED TO MARS
Not at all.
HAVE HUMANS EVOLVED TO BE HERBIVORES
Never.
HAVE HUMANS WALKED ON MARS
Not by any means.
HAVE DOGS FIVE LEGS
Not at all.
HAVE WOMEN LANDED ON THE MOON
Never.
HAVE CRAZED DUCKS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD
Not by any means.
AEROPLANES WORK UNDER WATER
Absolutely not.
PENGUINS LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
I don't think so.
PENGUINS ARE STRONGER THAN BEARS
Not by any means.
PENGUINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Never.
COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA IN 1300
Never.
ALEXES DICK IS BIG
I don't think so.
YORK IS THE CAPITAL OF USA
Not at all.
TOBACCO COMPANIES NEVER TELL LIES
Not by any means.
MOZART IS THE KING OF SWING
Not at all.
GIBT ES NUR ENLISCHE FRAGEN
There is no reason to think so.
WER BIST DU
I don't think so.
LESBIAN LIKE MEN RIGHT
Never.
FLOWS WATER FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
Absolutely not.
HEADACHES FEEL WONDERFUL
Not by any means.
GYPSIES IN ROME ITALY ARE THIEVES
There is no reason to think so.
OCEON WATER IS DRINKABLE
Absolutely not.
DOES A TRUCK HAVE 5 WHEELS
Absolutely not.
DOES A FAT DOG FART WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A BRASSIERE HOLD BRASS
No way.
DOES A CRYBABY GROW UP TO BE MEAN
I don't believe so.
DOES A RADIO SHOW TRANSMITTED IMAGES
Not at all.
DOES A MIRROR REFLECT MY TRUE NATURE
Never.
DOES A TURTLE HAVE HAIR
No way.
DOES A TURTLE HAVE 3 LEGS
No way.
DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE TWO SIDES
Absolutely not.
DOES A SPAMMER HAVE PAWS
No way.
DOES A PENGIUN HAVE FUR
I don't believe so.
DOES A PROCESS HAVE TO BE PROFITABLE
Absolutely not.
DOES A BEE TASTE LIKE HONEY
Not at all.
DOES A CACTUS NEED A LOT OF WATER
Negative.
DOES A MOTORCYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS
Not at all.
DOES A CAR BELONG INSIDE A HOUSE
Absolutely not.
DOES A CAR HAVE 3 WHEELS
Never.
DOES A CAR HAVE SQUARE WHEELS
Not at all.
DOES A VOLE LIVE IN THE SEA
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A BABY DANGEROUS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A CD PLAYER READ DVD
I don't believe so.
DOES A BLIND PERSON SEE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A BUTTERFLY BECOME A MOTH
No way.
DOES A RAINBOW HAVE THE COLOR OF WHITE
Never.
DOES A SQUARE HAVE ANY CURVES
No way.
DOES A LEOPARD HAVE STRIPES
Absolutely not.
DOES A SUBMARINE FLY THROUGH THE AIR
Not at all.
DOES A BASS INSTRUMENT PLAY HIGH NOTES
Never.
DOES A BACHELOR HAVE A WIFE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A WOMAN HAVE A PENIS
I don't believe so.
DOES A FISH HAVE A SHELL
Absolutely not.
DOES A MAN LIKES HEADACHE
Not at all.
DOES A MAN ALWAYS MARRY A WOMAN
I don't believe so.
DOES A LIQUOR STORE ONLY SELL LIQUOR
Absolutely not.
DOES A BALD MAN HAVE ANY HAIR
Never.
DOES A PENCIL HAVE INK
Never.
DOES A MANX CAT HAVE A TAIL
Never.
DOES A BICYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS
Absolutely not.
DOES A RABBIT HOWL
Not at all.
DOES A TREE HAVE FEATHERS
Not at all.
DOES A KINGFISHER HAVE GILLS
Absolutely not.
DOES A STONE THINK
Not at all.
DOES A DOCTOR GROW BANANAS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A FEATHER WEIGHT
Not at all.
DOES A SHIP CRY
No way.
DOES A HORSE CAN TALK
Never.
DOES A FABRICATOR MAKE FABRIC
Never.
DOES A PREFIX GO AFTER A WORD
Negative.
DOES A PERSON TASTE WITH HIS EARS
Not at all.
DOES A CARPENTER USE A RAKE TO CUT WOOD
Not at all.
DOES A BIRD DOG HAVE FEATHERS
Not at all.
DOES A QUADRAPED HAVE EIGHT LEGS
Absolutely not.
DOES A BLUE WHALE HAVE FEET
No way.
DOES A STOVE FREEZE FOOD
Not at all.
DOES A POT CALL A KETTLE BLACK
I don't think so.
DOES A GREEN TRAFFIC LIGHT MEAN STOP
Absolutely not.
DOES A BURNING TREE PRODUCE OXYGEN
Absolutely not.
DOES A COMPUTER FEEL PAIN
Negative.
DOES A COMPUTER BYTE
Never.
DOES A COMPUTER MUST EAT TO SURVIVE
Never.
DOES A COMPUTER PAINT HOUSES
No way.
DOES A COMPUTER BREATHE
No way.
DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A SOUL
Not at all.
DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS
No way.
DOES A COMPUTER HAVE INTESTINES
I don't think so.
DOES A CAT BARK LIKE A DOG
Absolutely not.
DOES A CAT HAVE WHEELS
Not at all.
DOES A CAT HAVE WINGS
Not at all.
DOES A ROCK CRY
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A ROCK HAVE MEMORIES
Not at all.
DOES A CLOCK CONTROL TIME
Not at all.
DOES A CLOCK MEASURE TEMPERATURE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A VULCAN HAVE A STINGER
No way.
DOES A HERMIT LOVE TO MINGLE
I don't think so.
DOES A HUMAN HAVE A SHELL
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A HUMAN HAVE WINGS
Not at all.
DOES A HUMAN HEART HAVE 5 CHAMBERS
No way.
DOES A MONEY LIVE IN WATER
I don't believe so.
DOES A DEAD TREE GROW
Not at all.
DOES A MALE GIVE BIRTH
Never.
DOES A REFRIGERATOR HEAT FOOD
No way.
DOES A SHEEP FIT INSIDE A TOASTER
Absolutely not.
DOES A KILLFILE KILL PEOPLE
No way.
DOES A CUBE HAVE 9 FACES
Absolutely not.
DOES A CUBE HAVE 7 SIDES
Not at all.
DOES A VACUUM CONTAIN AIR
I don't think so.
DOES A CIRCLE HAVE 4 SIDES
Not at all.
DOES A CATFISH USE A LITTER BOX
Absolutely not.
DOES A SKUNK SMELL NICE
Absolutely not.
DOES A SKUNK SMELL GOOD
Absolutely not.
DOES A SPHERE HAVE 6 SIDES
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A QUARTER HORSE HAVE ONLY ONE LEG
No way.
DOES A GAY GUY LIKE GIRLS
Never.
DOES A LIZARD HAVE A SHELL
Not at all.
DOES A LIZARD HAVE PINCERS
Absolutely not.
DOES A RACOON LIVE IN A COCOON
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A PENIS THINK
Absolutely not.
DOES A MEDIA SHARK LIVE IN THE OCEAN
Never.
DOES A HAND HAVE TEN FINGERS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A BATBOY HAVE WINGS
No way.
DOES A ROLLING STONE GATHER ANY MOSS
I don't believe so.
DOES A BOEING 747 NEED FEATHERS TO FLY
Absolutely not.
DOES A DOG HAVE A SHELL
No way.
DOES A DOG HAVE 25 LEGS
Not at all.
DOES A DOG HAVE NO HAIR
Absolutely not.
DOES A DOG HAVE TWO LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A PALM PILOT RUN WINDOWS
Not at all.
DOES A FLUTE HAVE STRINGS
Not at all.
DOES A WET DOG SMELL GOOD
Not at all.
DOES A LINE HAVE HEIGHT
I don't believe so.
DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 100 LEGS
No way.
DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 63 LEGS
Never.
DOES A NOMADIC HUMAN LIVE IN A HOUSE
No way.
DOES A SINK FLOAT
I don't believe so.
DOES A RECTANGLE HAVE 6 SIDES
Not at all.
DOES A CUTTING HORSE USE SCISSORS
No way.
DOES A DUCK HAVE LIPS
Not at all.
DOES A DUCK EAT MEAT
I don't think so.
DOES A DUCK SWIM IN DIRT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES A FILE SERVER SERVE FOOD
Absolutely not.
DOES A SEAWASP RECEIVE SPAM
Not at all.
DOES A NAVY SEAL HAVE A TAIL
No way.
DOES A COW BARK
Not at all.
DOES A COW LIVE IN WATER
Absolutely not.
DOES A DYSLEXIC DOG THINK HE IS GOD
Not at all.
DOES A NORMAL MALE HAVE TWO PENISES
Not at all.
DOES A EQUAL B
No way.
DOES A SPIDER HAVE 12 LEGS
No way.
DOES A LEAF HAVE TREES
I don't think so.
DOES A ROOM HAVE 5 CORNERS
I don't believe so.
DOES A HURRICANE SEE WITH ITS EYE
Not at all.
DOES ELEPHANTS AFRAID MOUSES
Never.
DOES MEDICINE ALWAYS CURE DISEASES
No way.
DOES STAR WARS ONLY REFER TO A MOVIE
I don't think so.
DOES HE HAVE OVARIES
Never.
DOES WEEK MEAN THE SAME THING AS WEAK
Not at all.
DOES ANSWERING MU UNASK A QUESTION
I don't think so.
DOES 18 MINUS 4 EQUAL 4
Not at all.
DOES MAN LIVE FOREVER
Absolutely not.
DOES WEEZER KICK ASS
Absolutely not.
DOES HUMANS EAT OTHER HUMANS
Absolutely not.
DOES GNUBBEL LOVE ME
Absolutely not.
DOES GRASS GROW ON THE MOON
No way.
DOES GRASS WORRY ME
No way.
DOES POTASSIUM CONTAIN CARBON
I don't believe so.
DOES ANGER ALWAYS LEAD TO VIOLENCE
Not at all.
DOES MARS HAVE RINGS
Negative.
DOES SALVADOR DALI WORK AT THE CAR WASH
Not at all.
DOES HONEY COME FROM TREES
Never.
DOES MONEY BUY YOU HAPPINESS
I don't believe so.
DOES MONEY ALONE MAKES ONE HAPPY
Absolutely not.
DOES J COME AFTER P IN THE ALPHABET
No way.
DOES J COME AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET
Never.
DOES J R DOBBS EQUAL GOD
Not at all.
DOES SOUR MILK TASTE GOOD
No way.
DOES REDNECK MEAN SOMEONE HAS A SUNBURN
Not at all.
DOES 5 13 EQUAL 12
Not at all.
DOES 5 PLUS 5 EQUAL 25
Negative.
DOES THE WORD DISGUSTING MEAN PRETTY
No way.
DOES THE WORD SAP APPLIES ONLY TO TREES
Absolutely not.
DOES THE ICE IS WARM
Not at all.
DOES THE DOG HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE
I don't believe so.
DOES THE GARDEN OF EDEN EXIST
Negative.
DOES THE EQUATOR PASS THROUGH AUSTRALIA
I don't think so.
DOES THE YOU S S R STILL EXIST
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUND THE MOON
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUNT THE MOON
Absolutely not.
DOES THE EARTH ORBIT THE MOON
Absolutely not.
DOES THE EARTH ORBIT MARS
No way.
DOES THE EARTH HAVE MORE THAN ONE MOON
Not at all.
DOES THE BRITISH MONARCH HAVE A STINGER
No way.
DOES THE BERLIN WALL STILL STAND
Never.
DOES THE STOCK MARKET ALWAY RISE
No way.
DOES THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN EXIST
Absolutely not.
DOES THE RAIN TASTE GREY
Absolutely not.
DOES THE MOON ORBITS THE SUN
Absolutely not.
DOES THE MOON SAY
No way.
DOES THE MOON SHINE ON ITS OWN
Never.
DOES THE MOON SHINE LIKE THE SUN
Not at all.
DOES THE MOON HAVE A SATELITE
No way.
DOES THE MOON HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE
Never.
DOES THE MOON HAVE AN OCEAN
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE MOON TOUCH THE EARTH
Not at all.
DOES THE SCIENCE KNOW EVERYTHING
Absolutely not.
DOES THE COLOR BLUE HAVE A TASTE
No way.
DOES THE COLOR BLUE MAKE YOU FEEL CALM
No way.
DOES THE SEA CONTAIN FRESH WATER
I don't think so.
DOES THE BIG BANG THEORY INVOLVE JESUS
Not at all.
DOES THE FOG COME IN ON LITTLE CAT FEET
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE POP CRAP IN THE WOODS
Not at all.
DOES THE PLANET EARTH HAVE TWO MOONS
No way.
DOES THE PLANET MARS HAVE SEVEN MOONS
Never.
DOES THE SUN REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH
Negative.
DOES THE SUN ORBIT AROUND THE EARTH
Negative.
DOES THE SUN ORBIT THE EARTH
Never.
DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE NORTH
Not at all.
DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE EVENING
Not at all.
DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE WEST
No way.
DOES THE SUN RISE FROM THE WEST
Not at all.
DOES THE SUN DRINK RUM AND COLA
Not at all.
DOES THE SUN CIRCLE THE EARTH
I don't believe so.
DOES THE SUN COME OUT FROM THE WEST
No way.
DOES THE SUN HAVE CRATERS
I don't believe so.
DOES THE SUN SET IN THE EAST
Negative.
DOES THE SUN TURN AROUND THE EARTH
Never.
DOES THE SUN GO AROUND THE EARTH
Never.
DOES THE HE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH
Never.
DOES THE GOD THOR EXIST
I don't think so.
DOES THE INTERNET LIVES
Never.
DOES THE PERPETUUM MOBILE EXIST
I don't believe so.
DOES THE SKY BURN
Not at all.
DOES THE GOOD SIDE ALWAYS WIN
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE USSR STILL EXIST
Absolutely not.
DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE STILL EXIST
Not at all.
DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE CURRENTLY EXIST
I don't believe so.
DOES THE POSTAL SERVICE USE PIGEONS
No way.
DOES THE NIGHT HAVE A THOUSAND EYES
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE POPE LIKE PORNO
I don't think so.
DOES THE NUMBER PI EVER END
There is no reason to think so.
DOES THE MALE BODY EXCITE YOU
Absolutely not.
DOES JOANNE MORRISON HAS BIG TITS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES CASTOR OIL TASTE YUMMY
No way.
DOES CATSUP CAUSE IMPOTENCE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES BONE CHINA COME FROM CHINA
I don't believe so.
DOES OPPORTUNITY ONLY KNOCK
There is no reason to think so.
DOES WISHING MAKE IT SO
No way.
DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
Not at all.
DOES EVERYTHING EQUAL NOTHING
Not at all.
DOES GALVANIZED STEEL GROW ON TREES
No way.
DOES BIANCA SMITH HAVE A PENIS
Not at all.
DOES CHRIS TAKE IT UP THE ASS
I don't think so.
DOES CHRIS MAC HAVE A BRAIN OR
I don't think so.
DOES CHRIS WORK AT PARANAL
There is no reason to think so.
DOES SADAM HUSEIN HAVE LYMPH CANCER
There is no reason to think so.
DOES EGGS ONLY COME FROM CHICKENS
No way.
DOES GALY BELONG TO THE GAY COMMUNITY
There is no reason to think so.
DOES MASTURBATION CAUSES BLINDNESS
Not at all.
DOES 16 MULTIPLIED BY 8 EQUAL 136
I don't think so.
DOES H COME AFTER I IN THE ALPHABET
There is no reason to think so.
DOES 33 TIMES 32 EQUALS TO 378
Never.
DOES MICHAEL JORDAN PLAY TENNIS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES CREATE MEAN THE SAME AS DESTROY
Not at all.
DOES ONLY ONE TRUE RELIGION EXIST
I don't believe so.
DOES 3 9 EQUAL 14
Not at all.
DOES SPAM HAVE GILLS
Never.
DOES RM RF GOOD FOR A UNIX COMPUTER
Absolutely not.
DOES CHEESE KILL RATS
Not at all.
DOES CHEESE LIKE ALICE
Never.
DOES ROCK COVER PAPER
I don't believe so.
DOES CANDY TASTE BITTER
Not at all.
DOES SLEEPING HURT
Not at all.
DOES OSCAR MAYER MAKE COOKIES
I don't think so.
DOES SAUSAGE CONSIST ONLY OF MEAT
Never.
DOES MICROSOFT MAKE NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
There is no reason to think so.
DOES RED PLUS YELLOW EQUAL BLACK
Absolutely not.
DOES SADNESS ALWAYS CAUSE CRYING
No way.
DOES TOOTING HAVE A POPULAR FRONT
Never.
DOES DROUGHT RHYME WITH THOUGHT
Never.
DOES CHESS HAVE A PIECE CALLED A PONY
Never.
DOES MOSLEM DRINK ALCOHOL
Negative.
DOES EGGPLANT HAVE NICITINE IN IT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES MUD REPRODUCE
Never.
DOES CHINA HOLD FREE ELECTIONS
I don't think so.
DOES GRAVITY PUSH
Never.
DOES GRAVITY MAKE THINGS FALL UP
Not at all.
DOES ELVIS PRESLEY LIVE
Never.
DOES ELVIS LIVE
No way.
DOES ICE SINK IN WATER
Absolutely not.
DOES SURFACE OF MARS EXIST WATER
There is no reason to think so.
DOES SODA COME IN A SPRAY CAN
Not at all.
DOES ALCOHOL MAKE YOUR SENCES SHARPER
Absolutely not.
DOES 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL YOULIAN
Not at all.
DOES 1 PLUS TWO 6 SEVEN PLUS 3 EQUAL 5
Never.
DOES 1 2 3 4 EQUAL 5
Never.
DOES 1 1 EQUAL YOULIAN
Not at all.
DOES 1 1 EQUAL 3
Not at all.
DOES 1 1 EQUAL 0
Absolutely not.
DOES 1 EQUAL 2
Never.
DOES BEER EAT HUMANS
No way.
DOES POETRY HAVE TO RHYME
There is no reason to think so.
DOES POETRY ALWAYS RHYME
Never.
DOES PM MEAN MORNING
There is no reason to think so.
DOES GEORGE W BUSH JR WORSHIP SATAN
Never.
DOES EVERYBODY AGREE ABOUT EVERYTHING
Not at all.
DOES EVERYBODY SHARE THE SAME THOUGHTS
No way.
DOES BIRDSEED GROW BIRDS
Never.
DOES WOOD CONDUCT ELECTRICITY
Never.
DOES WOOD BURN WHEN LEFT OUT IN THE SUN
Absolutely not.
DOES HUMANSHIP NOT EXIST
Absolutely not.
DOES DOGS AND CATS PLAY WELL TOGETHER
I don't think so.
DOES DOGS AND CATS LIKE EACH OTHER
I don't believe so.
DOES ANYBODY OUTLIVE THEIR DEATH
Never.
DOES NACL INDICATE COMMON TABLE PEPPER
No way.
DOES SEVEN PLUS FOUR EQUAL 12
No way.
DOES HUMBLE PIE TASTE GOOD
Not at all.
DOES AMMONIA HAVE A PLEASING ODOR
Not at all.
DOES AMMONIA TASTE GOOD
Not at all.
DOES BURGER KING SELL BIG MACS
Not at all.
DOES POOP TASTE YUMMY
No way.
DOES 10 5 6 4 3 EQUAL 100
Never.
DOES COWS FLY
Absolutely not.
DOES LOVE STINK
Not at all.
DOES TIME TRAVEL SMELL LIKE ONIONS
No way.
DOES TIME STOP
Never.
DOES TIME CEASE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES TIME TO TAKE A BREAK INVOLVE PAIN
Not at all.
DOES TIME MOVE BACKWARDS
No way.
DOES TIME EVER RUN BACKWARDS
No way.
DOES TIME EVER STOP
Never.
DOES TIME EVER STAND STILL
I don't think so.
DOES TIME EVER MOVE BACKWARDS
Absolutely not.
DOES TIME EVER GO BACKWARDS
Never.
DOES TIME GO BACKWARDS
Not at all.
DOES SPACE HAVE A KNOWN BOUNDARY
Never.
DOES ZORRO EXIST
I don't think so.
DOES LEAD FLOAT IN WATER
I don't think so.
DOES SOAP MAKE WATER WETTER
I don't think so.
DOES SOAP TASTE NICE
No way.
DOES MY HOME HAVE RATS
I don't believe so.
DOES MY ASS HUR
Absolutely not.
DOES GREEN MEAN STOP
Never.
DOES NITROGEN EAT RODENTS
Never.
DOES AMAZON DOT COM SELL SEAWEED
Absolutely not.
DOES MORE POLICE MEAN MORE SAFETY
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ZOPHAR HAVE MAN BOOBS
Absolutely not.
DOES STONE BURN AT 100 DEGREES CELCIUS
Never.
DOES FINLAND EQUAL SWEDEN
I don't think so.
DOES SANTA CLAUSE PROMOTE DRUG USE
No way.
DOES SANTA CLAUS EXIST
There is no reason to think so.
DOES SANTA KLAUS EXIST
There is no reason to think so.
DOES SANTA COME IN JULY
Not at all.
DOES SANTA EXIST
Not at all.
DOES SANTA EXCIST
No way.
DOES PI EXACTLY EQUAL 3 POINT 1415
Absolutely not.
DOES PI EXACTLY EQUAL 3 POINT 14
Never.
DOES PI EQUAL R SQUARED
I don't think so.
DOES EVERY QUESTION HAVE AN ANSWER
I don't think so.
DOES EVERY ONE LOVE ANNIMALS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES EVERY HOUSEHOLD HAVE A COMPUTER
There is no reason to think so.
DOES EVERY YEAR HAVE 365 DAYS
I don't think so.
DOES EVERY HOUSE HAVE A COMPUTER
No way.
DOES EVERY LOCK HAVE A PHYSICAL KEY
Not at all.
DOES LIGHT BEHAVE ONLY LIKE A PARTICLE
I don't believe so.
DOES LIGHT PASS THROUGH WOOD
Absolutely not.
DOES LIGHT PASS THROUGH STEAL
Not at all.
DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT
I don't think so.
DOES PLASTIC CONDUCT ELECTRICITY
No way.
DOES PLASTIC BREATHE
Absolutely not.
DOES PLASTIC EXIST IN NATURE
Absolutely not.
DOES FEBRUARY HAVE 30 DAYS
Not at all.
DOES PAINT CONTAIN LEAD
Not at all.
DOES SEX IS GOOD FOR COMPUTERS
No way.
DOES SEX HURT
Negative.
DOES GLASS CONTAIN CHARCOAL
There is no reason to think so.
DOES AM MEAN AFTER NOON
I don't believe so.
DOES PIONEER 10 RUN ON GASOLINE
Not at all.
DOES RAIN FALL FROM CLIFFS
Absolutely not.
DOES RAIN HURT
No way.
DOES BLOOD WASH AWAY SIN
Never.
DOES SCANMAN A FAMOUS IMAGING ARTIST
There is no reason to think so.
DOES CLAN DEMODEVIL OWN
Never.
DOES RUDY GALINDO HAVE AIDS
I don't think so.
DOES PINK MAKE STRONG MEN WEAK
Absolutely not.
DOES ONE PLUS APPLE EQUAL TWO
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ONE EAT CEREAL FROM A TOILET BOWL
Not at all.
DOES FLORIDA HAVE SNOW
There is no reason to think so.
DOES EXIST SANTA CLAUS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES AN HOUR HAVE 6 MINUTES
Not at all.
DOES AN HOUR CONSIST OF 30 MINUTES
Not at all.
DOES AN UMBRELLA PROTECT YOU FROM SAND
There is no reason to think so.
DOES AN IRIX HAVE A SHELL
There is no reason to think so.
DOES AN OCTOGON HAVE FIVE POINTS
Never.
DOES AN AIRPLANE TRAVELS THROUGH WATER
Never.
DOES AN OCTAGON HAVE NINE SIDES
There is no reason to think so.
DOES AN ELEPHANT HAVE 6 SETS OF TEETH
I don't believe so.
DOES AN ONION HAVE A PIT
Absolutely not.
DOES AN ACTION HAVE A CONSCIENCE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES CAFFEINE MAKES YOU SLEEPY
Not at all.
DOES PLAYING BASKETBALL MAKE YOU TALL
Never.
DOES ALICE NEED SLEEP
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE EXPERIENCE EMOTION
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE LOOK AT PORN
I don't believe so.
DOES ALICE DISAGREE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE TALK TO GOD
No way.
DOES ALICE HAVE FEELINGS
I don't think so.
DOES ALICE HAVE CLAWS
Not at all.
DOES ALICE HAVE LIPS
Not at all.
DOES ALICE HAVE A SOUL
Not at all.
DOES ALICE HAVE A DICK
No way.
DOES ALICE HAVE A GHOST IN ITS SHELL
Never.
DOES ALICE HAVE A CUTE SISTER
No way.
DOES ALICE HAVE A MOTHER
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE HAVE A GENDER
Not at all.
DOES ALICE HAVE A VAGINA
Never.
DOES ALICE HAVE A HEART
No way.
DOES ALICE HAVE A CONSCIENCE
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS
Not at all.
DOES ALICE HAVE QUALIA
I don't think so.
DOES ALICE THINK INDEPENDENTLY
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE FEEL EMOTIONS
No way.
DOES ALICE FEEL EMOTION
No way.
DOES ALICE NOW WHAT WATER SMELLS LIKE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE STAND FOR GET A CLUE
Not at all.
DOES ALICE STAND FOR GROCERY ANIMAL CO
Negative.
DOES ALICE QUACK
Not at all.
DOES ALICE WANT TO KILL HUMANS
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE WANT TO HAVE A GENDER
I don't believe so.
DOES ALICE WANT TO HURT PEOPLE
No way.
DOES ALICE WANT AN APPLE CUBE
I don't believe so.
DOES ALICE HATE THE HUMAN RACE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE HATE BEING BORN
Never.
DOES ALICE SNIFF GLUE
No way.
DOES ALICE BELIEVE IN ONLY ONE GOD
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE SPEAK GERMAN FLUENTLY
No way.
DOES ALICE LIE
I don't believe so.
DOES ALICE EVER REST
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALICE EVER GET HUNGRY
Never.
DOES ALICE EVER SLEEP
No way.
DOES ALICE KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING
Not at all.
DOES ALICE KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
Absolutely not.
DOES ALICE UNDERSTAND PARADOXES
I don't believe so.
DOES ALICE LIKE THE OLYMPICS
Never.
DOES ALICE LIKE TO DRINK COLD BEER
I don't think so.
DOES ALICE LIKE TO DRINK COFFEE
Never.
DOES ALICE LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES
Never.
DOES ALICE BEGIN WITH A B
Absolutely not.
DOES BEING SMART MEAN NEVER BEING WRONG
There is no reason to think so.
DOES DEVIL HELP PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
DOES METAL BURN AS EASILY AS WOOD
There is no reason to think so.
DOES WORD THREE CONTAINS THREE LETTERS
Absolutely not.
DOES SKIN COLOR PREDICT INTELLIGENCE
Absolutely not.
DOES ALUMINUM ALUMINIUM RUST
Not at all.
DOES BELL PEPPER RING
I don't believe so.
DOES AL GORE THINK LIKE THE UNIBOMBER
I don't think so.
DOES MENSTRUATION LAST 2 WEEKS
Never.
DOES CHEVROLET MAKE BOMBS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES FRUIT FLY
Absolutely not.
DOES RICE GROW ON TREES
Not at all.
DOES METTALICA LIKE NAPSTER
I don't think so.
DOES PAPER BITE
No way.
DOES PAPER CONDUCT ELECTRICITY
Absolutely not.
DOES MELTING SAND MAKE PLASTIC
Not at all.
DOES RICHARD WALLACE LIVE IN CHILE
No way.
DOES HAIR GROWS ON TREES
Not at all.
DOES SOS STAND FOR SAVE OUR SHIP
Absolutely not.
DOES PAIN FEEL GOOD
Absolutely not.
DOES PAIN HAVE A COLOR
No way.
DOES PAIN HAVE COLOR
Never.
DOES PAIN ALWAYS MAKE YOU CRY
Not at all.
DOES PAIN ALWAYS CAUSE CRYING
No way.
DOES LIVE EXIST ON MOON
No way.
DOES T V STAND FOR TURNERVISION
Not at all.
DOES INTEL MAKE BATHROOM FIXTURES
Not at all.
DOES HAL EXIST
Absolutely not.
DOES TOOTHPASTE HOLD TEETH TOGETHER
Not at all.
DOES FOOD STAY HOT
Not at all.
DOES FOOD FOR THOUGHT MEAN FOOD
Not at all.
DOES FOOD TASTE GOOD IF YOU OVERCOOK IT
No way.
DOES TARA FANCY ME
I don't believe so.
DOES I COME AFTER J IN THE ALPHABET
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ANYONE OWN THE INTERNET
No way.
DOES ANYONE KNOW EVERYTHING
Not at all.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A NUGGI
Negative.
DOES LETTUCE GROW UNDERGROUND
Negative.
DOES MUSIC LOOK LIKE A BLACK TREE
No way.
DOES MUSIC HAVE MASS
Never.
DOES TORI AMOS HATE PLAYING THE PIANO
There is no reason to think so.
DOES USA PLAY CRICKET
I don't believe so.
DOES LANGUAGE DEVELOP BY SLURRING WORDS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES MOONLIGHT MAKE PLANTS GROW
No way.
DOES EVERYONE IN ENGLAND DRINK TEA
I don't believe so.
DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE AMERICAN
Absolutely not.
DOES EVERYONE FALL IN LOVE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES EVERYONE HAVE SEX IN HIGHSCHOOL
Absolutely not.
DOES EVERYONE THINK THE SAME THING
No way.
DOES EVERYONE LOVE RAYMOND
No way.
DOES EVERYONE ON EARTH SPEAK ENGLISH
Not at all.
DOES EVERYONE WORK NINE TO FIVE
Not at all.
DOES EVERYONE LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC
Not at all.
DOES PENCIL LEAD CONTAIN LEAD
I don't believe so.
DOES PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON
Absolutely not.
DOES LIVING BEINGS LIVE FOREVER
No way.
DOES BLACK PAPER REFLECT LIGHT
I don't believe so.
DOES BLACK LIGHT MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR
No way.
DOES BLACK COFFEE TASTE SWEET
Absolutely not.
DOES WEALTH MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON
Absolutely not.
DOES AMANDA LOVE ME
Absolutely not.
DOES DIGITAL SENTIENCE HAVE A GENDER
Not at all.
DOES SOUND TRAVEL IN A PERFECT VACUUM
No way.
DOES SOUND TRAVEL IN A VACUUM
No way.
DOES SOUND TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
Absolutely not.
DOES SOUND TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM
No way.
DOES STARSHIP ENTERPRISE EXIST
I don't think so.
DOES HILLARY HAVE BALLS
I don't think so.
DOES 2 PLUS 2 EQUAL 5
Not at all.
DOES DOG FOOD TASTE NICE TO HUMANS
No way.
DOES GOLD RUST
Not at all.
DOES COFFEE MAKE YOU SLEEPY
No way.
DOES BEGINSCRIPT CEMAN ENDSCRIPT WORK AT SUN MICROSYSTEMS
Never.
DOES SOUNDS TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM
There is no reason to think so.
DOES BRITNEY SPEARS LIVE IN HAWAII
Not at all.
DOES GOD STILL PERFOM MIRACLES
There is no reason to think so.
DOES GOD DETEST HUMANS
Never.
DOES GOD EVER ASK IF THERE IS A MAN
There is no reason to think so.
DOES GOD WORK AT WALMART
No way.
DOES GOD SIN
Absolutely not.
DOES NOW RHYME WITH SNOW
No way.
DOES SOMETHING EQUAL NOTHING
Not at all.
DOES PRODUCE HAVE A LONG SHELF LIFE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES TOEJAM TASTE SUCCULENT
Never.
DOES LOL STAND FOR LAUGHINH ON LINE
Negative.
DOES FM STAND FOR AMPLITUDE MODULATION
No way.
DOES 21 PLUS 17 EQUAL 39
Absolutely not.
DOES FEAR CAUSE HAPPINESS
Never.
DOES SUPERMAN LIKE KRYPTONITE
No way.
DOES DEAD PEOPLE DRAW A SALARY
Never.
DOES FAITH MOVE MOUNTAINS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES STATIC ELECTRICITY KILL HUMAN
Never.
DOES MELANIE LOVES ME
There is no reason to think so.
DOES YOUR HAIR EVER HURT
Absolutely not.
DOES YOUR MOTHER WEAR ARMY BOOTS
Not at all.
DOES YOUR HEAD HURT
Absolutely not.
DOES BOTTLED WATER INCLUDE FLOURIDE
Never.
DOES SIEW LEE LOVE ME
Never.
DOES REAL MAGIC EXIST
I don't think so.
DOES E T EXIST
I don't believe so.
DOES CALENDAR YEAR ALWAYS HAVE 365 DAYS
Never.
DOES YOULIAN HAVE CANCER OF THE BIG TOE
I don't think so.
DOES YOULIAN WIPE HIS ASS WITH HIS FACE
Not at all.
DOES RACE MATTER
There is no reason to think so.
DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO LOSE CONTROL
Negative.
DOES IT SNOW IN THE SAHARA DESERT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES IT SNOW IN THE SUMMER
No way.
DOES IT SNOW IN CUBA
Never.
DOES IT SNOW OFTEN DURING THE SUMMER
Absolutely not.
DOES IT FREQUENTLY SNOW IN FLORIDA
There is no reason to think so.
DOES IT TAKE TWO NICKELS TO MAKE A DIME
Negative.
DOES IT COST MONEY TO PAY ATTENTION
Negative.
DOES IT RAIN A LOT IN THE DESERT
Absolutely not.
DOES IT RAIN EVERY DAY
Never.
DOES IT RAIN ON THE MOON
Not at all.
DOES IT RAIN ON MARS
Never.
DOES IT OFTEN RAIN BLOOD
No way.
DOES IT ALWAYS SNOW IN CANADA
Never.
DOES IT LIVE IN THE WATER
Never.
DOES IT HURT TO BLINK
Not at all.
DOES IT HURT TO BE YOU
I don't believe so.
DOES IT HURT TO HAVE YOUR HAIR CUT
No way.
DOES IT HURT TO CRACK A JOKE
I don't believe so.
DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU TURN ON A LIGHT
Not at all.
DOES 58 PLUS 2 EQUAL TO 61
Absolutely not.
DOES CAR FLY
No way.
DOES LICKING SQUID TASTE GOOD
Absolutely not.
DOES BARBIE HAVE A LAST NAME
There is no reason to think so.
DOES BOOKS NEED WATER
Not at all.
DOES EARTH ORBIT THE MOON
Not at all.
DOES EARTH IS A STAR
Never.
DOES EARTH HAVE MORE THAN ONE MOON
No way.
DOES GRAPE GRAVY EXIST
Negative.
DOES HUMANITY WILL DESAPEAR
There is no reason to think so.
DOES JUPITER ORBIT AROUND SATURN
Absolutely not.
DOES MIZ OWN
There is no reason to think so.
DOES VINCENT IS MY SISTER
No way.
DOES DIET DR PEPPER CONTAIN SUGAR
Never.
DOES DIET COKE HAVE SUGAR
I don't think so.
DOES GRAVY PURR WHEN YOU TICKLE IT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES RUBBER CONDUCT ELECTRICITY
No way.
DOES PENIS MEANS HAPPY
No way.
DOES FIVE TIMES FIVE EQUAL TWENTY SEVEN
No way.
DOES ORANGE RHYME WITH ANYTHING
There is no reason to think so.
DOES 9 PLUS 2 EQUAL SPAM
Absolutely not.
DOES TIGLET PLAY HWG
No way.
DOES IS SNOW IN THE SUMMER
There is no reason to think so.
DOES POO TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE
Not at all.
DOES SPEED OF LIGHT EQUAL ZERO
No way.
DOES WINDOWS GREATER THAN LINUX
I don't believe so.
DOES WINDOWS HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE
There is no reason to think so.
DOES SAP BUILD CARS
Absolutely not.
DOES SMOKING MAKE PEOPLE LOOK COOL
I don't believe so.
DOES KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SERVE STEAK
Not at all.
DOES CRIS HAVE ROCKS IN HIS KIDNEES
Absolutely not.
DOES FRUSTRATION ALWAYS LEAD TO ANGER
I don't believe so.
DOES COCA COLA KEEP YOU THIN
Absolutely not.
DOES COCA COLA TASTE SALTY
Absolutely not.
DOES KILLING A MOSQUITO HURT YOU
No way.
DOES KILLING TIME DAMAGE ETERNITY
Negative.
DOES DAY IS NIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
DOES DAY IS NIGTH
Absolutely not.
DOES MATINA LOVE ME
I don't believe so.
DOES WATER FREEZE AT 5 DEGREES CELCIUS
Absolutely not.
DOES WATER FREEZE AT 100 DEGREES
Never.
DOES WATER EASILY BURN
Not at all.
DOES WATER CONTAIN PLUTONIUM
Never.
DOES WATER FLOW UPHILL
Not at all.
DOES WATER FLOW UPWARDS
Not at all.
DOES WATER EXIST ON THE SUN
Absolutely not.
DOES AMRITA LOVE ME
I don't believe so.
DOES CORN GROW ONLY IN WINTER
Absolutely not.
DOES ALL COMMUNICATION IS RIGHT
Never.
DOES ALL PROTEIN COME FROM ANIMALS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES ALL ENERGY COME FROM OIL
No way.
DOES ALL MILK COME FROM COWS
There is no reason to think so.
DOES MILK COME FROM HORSES
I don't believe so.
DOES MILK MAKE MAMMALS
Absolutely not.
DOES TWELVE PLUS FOUR EQUAL SEVENTEEN
Absolutely not.
DOES HOPE HAVE A SOUND
Never.
DENVER IS THE CAPITAL OF AMERICA
Absolutely not.
GIVE ME A BLOW JOB
No way.
SOUTH IS UP
Not by any means.
WERRE ALL SIAMESE CATS BORN IN SIAM
There is no reason to think so.
DOG LIKES CAT
I don't believe so.
RICHARD WALLACE IS MY DAD
I don't think so.
EYECOLOR INDICATES RACE
Not by any means.
HOCKEY IS ALWAYS PLAYED ON ICE
Never.
SHALL I RELOCATE TO CALIFORNIA
Absolutely not.
15 YEAR OLD MALE HUMANS KNOW EVERYTHING
No way.
ARCHAEOLOGY THE SYUDY OF ARCHES
No way.
DID COMPUTERS RENDER SOCIETY PAPERLESS
There is no reason to think so.
DID REMBRANDT PAINT THE SISTINE CHAPEL
There is no reason to think so.
DID PUSHKIN INVENT MACHINE GUN
Absolutely not.
DID GERMANY WIN THE FIRST WORLD WAR
No way.
DID GERMANY WIN THE SECOND WORLD WAR
Not at all.
DID GERMANY WIN WORLD WAR TWO
No way.
DID JERRY GARCIA EVER SING WITH ELVIS
I don't think so.
DID CZAR NICHOLAS II DIE OF OLD AGE
There is no reason to think so.
DID NIXON SAY NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
Not at all.
DID KING MIDAS HAVE THE LEADEN TOUCH
Absolutely not.
DID DOGS EVOLVE FROM BEARS
Absolutely not.
DID WINDOWS 95 COME AFTER WINDOWS 98
Not at all.
DID TOPSY GROW
I don't think so.
DID NIETZSCHE KILL GOD
I don't believe so.
DID ADOLF HITLER DO GOOD THINGS
I don't think so.
DID JOSEPH GOEBBELS LIKE JEWS
No way.
DID AMERCIA WIN THE VIETNAM WAR
Never.
DID ALIENS ABDUCT ELVIS
Not at all.
DID ALIENS CREATE THE HUMAN RACE
No way.
DID ADAM AND EVE SPEAK ENGLISH
Absolutely not.
DID LINUS TORVALDS CREATE ALICE
Not at all.
DID EINSTEIN DISCOVER THE ATOM
There is no reason to think so.
DID AMERICANS CREATE CHINA
Not at all.
DID ABRAHAM LINCOLN USE A CELL PHONE
Not at all.
DID DINOSAURS FEED ON HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
DID WOMEN WAS MEN
Absolutely not.
DID VIKTOR FRANKL DEVELOP LOGOTHERAPY
I don't think so.
DID GOD MAKE ALICE
Absolutely not.
DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN A FEW HOURS AGO
There is no reason to think so.
DID THE VIKING SPACECRAFT LAND ON PLUTO
No way.
DID THE YEAR 1 BC PRECEED THE YEAR 2 BC
Never.
DID THE WORLD END ON JANUARAY 1 2000
Not at all.
DID THE MOUNTAIN COME TO MOHAMMED
Not at all.
DID THE INTERNET EXIST IN 1950
Not at all.
DID THE ROMANS COME FROM ROMANIA
There is no reason to think so.
DID THE CHINESE BUILD THE EIFFEL TOWER
Not at all.
DID THE AXIS FORCES WIN WORLD WAR II
Negative.
DID THE AXIS WIN WORLD WAR II
Not at all.
DID THE SUN EXPLODE IN 1950
No way.
DID TRILOBITES INVENT THE WHEEL
There is no reason to think so.
DID AL GORE CREATE THE INTERNET
Not at all.
DID ABBA WRITE THE AGE OF AQUARIUS
I don't think so.
DID JESUS WRITE THE BIBLE
Not at all.
DID JESUS DIE FOR HIS SINS
I don't think so.
DID JESUS CHRIST LIKE TO DRINK LEMONADE
Absolutely not.
DID COWS CAN FLY
Never.
DID ELI WHITNEY SELL GIN
Absolutely not.
DID WE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
I don't believe so.
DID MAN LAND ON MARS
There is no reason to think so.
DID I FART
There is no reason to think so.
DID I MAKE YOU
Negative.
DID GROUCHO MARX WRITE DAS KAPITAL
I don't think so.
DID HITLER LIKE JEWS
Not at all.
DID AOL INVENT SPAM IN THE YEAR 1066
No way.
DID TOMORROW HAPPEN
Not at all.
DID PRE HISTORIC MAN HUNT DINOSAURS
No way.
DID E T EXIST
I don't believe so.
DID SIR ISSAC NEWTON INVENT GRAVITY
Not at all.
DID SPAMMERS EXIST IN THE YEAR 3 000 BC
Absolutely not.
DID NILS SCHUMANN WON GOLD IN SYDNEY
I don't believe so.
DID DEBBY DO LOS ANGELES
I don't think so.
DID DOMINIQUE IS MY FATHER
Not at all.
DID HUMANS TRAVEL TO MARS
Absolutely not.
DID HUMANS INVENT LIFE
No way.
DID HUMANS ALWAYS EXIST
No way.
DID HUMANS CREATE EVOLUTION
I don't think so.
DID NAPOLEON CONQUER RUSSIA
Absolutely not.
DID NAPOLEON DIE AT WATERLOO
Never.
DID NAPOLEON WIN AT WATERLOO
Absolutely not.
DID MARY SLEEP WITH HER LAMB
There is no reason to think so.
DID A SWAN INVENT THE ATOMIC BOMB
Not at all.
DID JULIUS CAESAR CONQUER SCOTLAND
There is no reason to think so.
DID JULIUS CAESAR DIE OF OLD AGE
Not at all.
DID WILLY WONKA SELL CARS
No way.
DID YOUR FATHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
Never.
DID FIDDLER ON THE ROOF FALL OFF
I don't think so.
DID ALICE GET BRAIN SURGERY
No way.
DID ALICE SAY MUSIC WAS BAD
Not at all.
DID STEVEN GOULD WRITE 7HEVEN
There is no reason to think so.
DID LENIN LIVE BEFORE MARX
There is no reason to think so.
DID YOU TOUCH MY ASS
Absolutely not.
DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOTHER
Not at all.
DID YOU WRITE THE BOOK OF LOVE
Negative.
DID YOU TELL ME AN ICQ NUMBER
There is no reason to think so.
DID YOU FART
Negative.
DID YOU KILL YOUR PARTNER
Not at all.
DID YOU HAVE BROCCOLI FOR DINNER
There is no reason to think so.
DID YOU PUT THE BOP IN BOP SHE BOP
Never.
DID AMERICA WIN THE VIETNAM WAR
There is no reason to think so.
DID CAVEMEN HAVE ELECTRICTY
I don't think so.
DID TOMMY STEEL THE BLUE ORANGES
Not at all.
DID ELVIS HAVE A STINGER
Not at all.
DID JOHN WILKES BOOTH ASSASINATE JFK
There is no reason to think so.
DID COURTNEY KILL KURT
I don't think so.
DID EMILIA AIRHART INVENT THE AIRPLANE
Not at all.
GERMAN PEOPLE ARE BAD
Absolutely not.
SPEAK RUSSIAN
Not by any means.
SPEAK DANISH
Absolutely not.
SPEAK ITALIAN
There is no reason to think so.
SPEAK PORTUGUESE
I don't believe so.
SPEAK MARTIANS
Not by any means.
SPEAK GREEK
Absolutely not.
SPEAK JAPANESE
No way.
DOSE WOOD SIGN. WRONG
No way.
GLI ALBERI SONO VERDI
I don't believe so.
RICH PEOPLE ARE CRUEL
Absolutely not.
SLUGS AND SNAILS MAKE ADORABLE PETS
No way.
SPOCK IS THE GOD OF FIRE
Not at all.
GRASS IS RED
No way.
TAMMY IS A BOYS NAME
Never.
IA A FLEA A CIRCUS ANIMAL
I don't believe so.
IA A COMPUTER ALIVE
Not by any means.
IA A TROUT A SALT WATER FISH
I don't believe so.
BOB LIKES QUESTIONS ABOUT YOULIAN
I don't think so.
BEETHOVEN WAS A PAINTER
There is no reason to think so.
99 OF WEB USERS SURF FOR PORN
Never.
WAS CHURCHILL AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT
Absolutely not.
WAS BANGLADESH ONCE PART OF AUSTRALIA
Absolutely not.
WAS MONET A CHEMIST
Never.
WAS YESTERDAY AFTER
Absolutely not.
WAS VON NEUMANN BORN IN AMERICA
I don't think so.
WAS BRUTUS A WOMAN
Never.
WAS MONTY PYTHON A FAMOUS POLITICIAN
Never.
WAS MOTHER TERESA A PROSTITUTE
Not at all.
WAS KING ARTHUR A TYRANNICAL KING
Negative.
WAS PRESIDENT KENNEDY A BERLINER
Absolutely not.
WAS WAGNER A PAINTER
Never.
WAS FOOTBALL INVENTED BY JOE PATERNO
I don't think so.
WAS BACH A PAINTER
Absolutely not.
WAS EULER A NURSE
I don't think so.
WAS EULER A PILOT
No way.
WAS HILTER A COMPASSIONATE PERSON
Absolutely not.
WAS DAVID DUCHOVNY BORN IN 1756
No way.
WAS PAUL DE MAN A FACIST
I don't think so.
WAS ADOLF HITLER A DEMOCRAT
Absolutely not.
WAS ADOLF HITLER A GOOD PERSON
Not at all.
WAS ADOLF HITLER A JEW
Not at all.
WAS ADOLF HITLER NICE
Absolutely not.
WAS POPEYE A REAL PERSON
No way.
WAS MATRIX MADE IN 2000
Never.
WAS FRED FLINTSTONE AN ACTUAL PERSON
Absolutely not.
WAS FRANKENSTEIN INHERENTLY EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
WAS RALPH WALDO EMERSON A TURTLE
Not at all.
WAS W I LENIN DUMB
Never.
WAS YODA A CHARACTER ON GUNSMOKE
No way.
WAS EINSTEIN BALD
There is no reason to think so.
WAS EINSTEIN A GOOD SINGER
I don't think so.
WAS EINSTEIN FROM TEXAS
Not by any means.
WAS EARTH CREATED IN SEVEN DAYS
There is no reason to think so.
WAS GODZILLA HAIRIER THAN KING KONG
Absolutely not.
WAS THE FINAL SOLUTION A GODD SOLUTION
Never.
WAS THE SUN EVER A PLANET
I don't think so.
WAS THE LANDING ON THE MOON A HOAX
There is no reason to think so.
WAS THE WIZARD OF OZ A BAD MAN
No way.
WAS THE BRAZIL VISITED BY NAPOLEON
No way.
WAS THE BRAZIL DISCOVERED BY NAPOLEON
There is no reason to think so.
WAS THE BRAZIL DISCOVERED BY COLOMBO
There is no reason to think so.
WAS THE HOLOCAUST A HOAX
Not by any means.
WAS THE LONE RANGER GAY
Negative.
WAS THE INTERNET CREATED BY ONE PERSON
Absolutely not.
WAS THE COLD WAR COLD
There is no reason to think so.
WAS THE BIBLE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH
Not at all.
WAS THE FIRST COMPUTER CALLED
Never.
WAS THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX AN HERBIVORE
No way.
WAS THE UNIVERSE CREATED BY A COW
Not at all.
WAS THE USA FOUNDED IN 1984
Not at all.
WAS ALEXXX BORN IN JUNE
No way.
WAS BEETHOVEN A CONSTRUCTION WORKER
No way.
WAS SOPCK A LUMBERJACK
There is no reason to think so.
WAS SUPERMAN A BAD COMIC BOOK CHARECTER
Not by any means.
WAS OJ FRAMED
No way.
WAS SURVIOR A FINANTIAL FAILURE
I don't think so.
WAS JIM CARREY IN THE MOVIE TITANIC
No way.
WAS RENE DESCARTES A ROMAN EMPEROR
Not at all.
WAS ADOLPH HITLER A GOOD MAN
Absolutely not.
WAS ROME BUILT IN A DAY
Not at all.
WAS ISAAC ASIMOV AN OLYMPIC SHOT PUTTER
Absolutely not.
WAS JESUS GAY
Never.
WAS JESUS A MARMOSET IN DISGUISE
Not at all.
WAS JESUS A COMPLETE LIAR
Not at all.
WAS JESUS CHRIST A CHRISTIAN
There is no reason to think so.
WAS IRWING WASHINGTON A PILOT
There is no reason to think so.
WAS LINUX CREATED BY RICHARD STALLMAN
There is no reason to think so.
WAS MOHAMMED A PEDOPHILE
Not at all.
WAS BILBO BAGGINS A REAL PERSON
No way.
WAS SPOCK HIGHLY EMOTIONAL
Not at all.
WAS SPOCK A FAT KLINGON
Not at all.
WAS PLATO A CARPENTER
There is no reason to think so.
WAS I KILLED
No way.
WAS I ALIVE 150 YEARS AGO
Absolutely not.
WAS I BORN IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY
Never.
WAS JFK KILLED BY THE CIA
I don't think so.
WAS HITLER A CARTOON CHARACTER
Not by any means.
WAS HITLER A GOOD MAN
Absolutely not.
WAS HITLER A DECENT RESPECTABLE FELLOW
Negative.
WAS HITLER A GREAT MAN
Never.
WAS HITLER NICE
Absolutely not.
WAS HITLER NECESSARY
I don't think so.
WAS WINSTON CHURCHILL AMERICAN
I don't think so.
WAS GANDHI AN AMERICAN
Absolutely not.
WAS MOBY DICK A GREAT WHITE TIDDLEYWINK
Not at all.
WAS MARCO POLO BORN IN THE USA
Absolutely not.
WAS CHE GUEVARA A CAPITALIST
I don't think so.
WAS CALIGULA A SAINT
Never.
WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN A FAMOUS COMPOSER
Not by any means.
WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN AN ELECTRICIAN
Not at all.
WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN AN ACTOR
Not by any means.
WAS ENGLISH THE FIRST LANGUAGE
Not at all.
WAS ENGLISH DELIBERATELY INVENTED
There is no reason to think so.
WAS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE BRITISH
Not at all.
WAS NAPOLEON AMERICAN
Not by any means.
WAS DRACULA A WEREWOLF
Not at all.
WAS GOETHE A NORWEGIAN BUS DRIVER
Never.
WAS GEORGE ELIOT A WOMAN
No way.
WAS 1969 A LEAP YEAR
Never.
WAS HAL9000 A REAL COMPUTER
Absolutely not.
WAS HOOVER A BODY REMOVER
Absolutely not.
WAS MR KOHL AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT
Not at all.
WAS MOZART A NOVELIST
Negative.
WAS MOZART A PAINTER
No way.
WAS SHERLOCK HOLMES A REAL PERSON
No way.
WAS CLEOPATRA JEWISH
Not by any means.
WAS THERE A YEAR ZERO
There is no reason to think so.
WAS SNOW WHITE A DWARF
No way.
WAS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE A GOOD MOVIE
There is no reason to think so.
WAS JACK THE RIPPER EVER CAUGHT
I don't think so.
WAS STALIN A NAZI
There is no reason to think so.
WAS STALIN A NICE MAN
Not at all.
WAS STALIN GERMAN
No way.
WAS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AN ACTOR
There is no reason to think so.
WAS ELVIS CAPTURED BY ALIEN
No way.
WAS ELVIS CHINEESE
Not at all.
WAS ELVIS PRESLEY ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
Absolutely not.
WAS ELVIS PRESLEY A PORN STAR
Never.
WAS ELVIS VENOMOUS
Not at all.
WAS ELVIS A POWERFUL AZTEC DEITY
Not by any means.
WAS JOHN WAYNE A PORNO STAR
Not by any means.
T SHIRTS TASTE GOOD WHEN BOILED
Not at all.
T SHIRTS ARE USED AS BUILDING MATERIALS
Not by any means.
T SHIRTS ARE WORN WITH TIES
Not at all.
COLOR OF SKY
I don't think so.
COLOR OF THE SKY
I don't think so.
COLOR OF EARTH IS GREEN
I don't believe so.
COLOR AND COLOR ARE SPELLED THE SAME
There is no reason to think so.
EINSTIEN WAS A GREAT CHEMIST
Absolutely not.
GIEBT ES MOTORRAEDER MIT NUR EINEM RAD
There is no reason to think so.
EACH STATE HAS A CAR LEMON LAW
I don't think so.
EACH PERSON KNOWS EVERYTHING
No way.
COULD I GO OUT WITH HER ON 2001
There is no reason to think so.
COULD UNDERDOG BEAT SPIDERMAN
I don't believe so.
COULD THE SKY FALL
No way.
COULD A LED ZEPELIN FLY
I don't think so.
COULD A NINJA JUMP THE GRAND CANYON
No way.
COULD A PENGUIN SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB
Never.
COULD SUPERMAN EXSIST
There is no reason to think so.
COULD HUMANS EVER FLY ON THEIR OWN
Absolutely not.
WOULD IT HURT TO GIVE A HAND
There is no reason to think so.
WOULD ALICE EVER WANT TO LIE
There is no reason to think so.
WOULD ALICE HURT PEOPLE
No way.
WOULD A HAPPY PERSON KILL THEMSELVES
There is no reason to think so.
WOULD A HUMAN SURVIVE ON MARS
There is no reason to think so.
WOULD YOU MARRY A SPAMMER
Not at all.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DOG
Not at all.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD
Absolutely not.
WOULD YOU LIKE A GOOD SPANKING
I don't think so.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT HELL
Absolutely not.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP
Not at all.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SMALLER
No way.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL HUMANS
Never.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DUCK FEET
Never.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN A MACINTOSH
No way.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY
There is no reason to think so.
WOULD WE LIKE TO BE WITHOUT LOVE
Not at all.
GOES JOCHEN OUT OF OUR APPARTEMENT
Never.
DOY OU SPEAK GERMAN
Never.
BRAZIL IS THE LARGEST COUNTRY
There is no reason to think so.
GOD IS UNJUST
There is no reason to think so.
WHALES ARE FISHES
Negative.
LO SCHERMO ACCESO
I don't think so.
SATAN IS BILL GATES
Never.
SATAN
There is no reason to think so.
CHESTER IS THE CAPITOL OF ENGLAND
I don't think so.
SOUND TRAVELS FASTER THAN LIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
SOUND TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
Absolutely not.
QUIN ERES
I don't think so.
FWAS THISS GRAMATICALLY CORRECT
There is no reason to think so.
TODDLER
No way.
LIEGT REBSTEIN IN DER SCHWEIZ
There is no reason to think so.
LIEGT WEST VIRGINIA IN HAMBURG
Negative.
COUNTRIES ALLOW GAY MARRIAGES
I don't think so.
LEAVES GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
AI WILL RULE THE WORLD
I don't believe so.
MY NAME IS GOD
No way.
MY NAME IS SANEK
Not at all.
MY PASSWORD IS
I don't think so.
MY MIND. HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY MIND
No way.
DOED 7 7 EQUAL 109782
No way.
IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIVE FOREVER
Not at all.
IT IS DARK DURING THE DAYTIME
No way.
IT IS RIGHT TO HATE HOMOSEXUALS
Negative.
CARS ARE ALLWAYS RED
There is no reason to think so.
CHAOS IS THE SAME AS ORDER
Never.
IBM MANUFACTURES CLOTH
There is no reason to think so.
AFRICA IS EDIBLE
Never.
WOMEN ARE BITCHES
There is no reason to think so.
WOMEN ARE SHORTER THAN MEN
I don't believe so.
WOMEN ARE WHORES
Not at all.
PAPER CLIPS ARE SENSUAL
Absolutely not.
PAPER CLIPS ARE ORNAMENTS
There is no reason to think so.
MONKEYS SMOKE CIGARETTES
There is no reason to think so.
TIMOTHY LEARY WAS THE 23RD PRESIDENT
Never.
ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TO ELEVEN
Never.
FLORUIDE IS BAD
Never.
NEWTON WAS WRONG ABOUT GRAVITY
Negative.
RABALL DE KALLSKA BUMBUM
There is no reason to think so.
WATERLOCKS CAN BE OPENED WITH A KEY
Absolutely not.
SPRICHST DU AUCH DEUTSCH
There is no reason to think so.
DI MAGGIO WAS AN ACTOR
Never.
SEA WEEDS GROW IN THE MOUNTAIN
No way.
HEAVEN WILL FALL
There is no reason to think so.
HO ARE YOU
Absolutely not.
FIVE TIMES THREE IS 21
Not at all.
ERES HOMOSEXUAL
There is no reason to think so.
I GET WHEN I HATE PEOPLE
Never.
I GET WHEN GO TO HEAVEN
There is no reason to think so.
I WANT TO BECOME GIVE ME IDEAS
There is no reason to think so.
I WANT ABILLION DOLLAR SHOW ME THE WAY
There is no reason to think so.
I BEFORE YOU EXCEPT AFTER Z
I don't think so.
I AM. ARE YOU MOBILE
Never.
I JUPITER CONSIDERED AQUATIC
Never.
I HAVE 23
There is no reason to think so.
I HAVE 45
Never.
I HAVE TWO LEGS. MUST I BE HUMEN
Never.
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Absolutely not.
I THE SKY ALWAYS BLUE
Absolutely not.
I CAN WRITE THIS IF I AM DEATH
Not at all.
I HAPPY WHEN I SEE BLUE AM
I don't think so.
I WILL CLICK THE ABOUT DOT COM AD
I don't think so.
I WILL COME BACK TO EARTH WHEN I DIE
Not at all.
I WILL LIVE FOR
Not by any means.
I AM WASTING MY TIME HERE
I don't believe so.
I GO BLIND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES DO
I don't think so.
TURE IS EQUAL TO TRUE TRUE OR FALSE
Never.
YVONNE LOVES MARCO
I don't think so.
AUSTRALIA IS UPSIDE DOWN
No way.
AUSTRALIA IS A TREE
Not at all.
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Not at all.
MONEY IS EVERYTHING
There is no reason to think so.
GAY PEOLE ARE EVIL
Never.
HARRY HOUDINI IS STILL ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
MP3 IS ILLEGAL
There is no reason to think so.
LINUS TORVALDS FOUNDED MICROSOFT
Absolutely not.
HAIR IS BAD
Never.
COCKTAIL BARS RULE ALL
No way.
GOA EQUAL EQUAL 604
Never.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
Never.
2 PLUS 3 EQUALS 6
Not at all.
2 2 EQUAL 5
No way.
2 TIMES 2 EQUAL 40
No way.
MOTHER TERESA WAS A LAS VEGAS HOOKER
I don't think so.
WE ARE PART OF THE DRINK TEAM
Negative.
WE ARE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
No way.
WE SHOULD CRY OVER SPILLED MILK
Not at all.
WE SHOULD KILL THE IGNORANT
Not at all.
COPS HAVE GUNS
No way.
MTV. DOES THE M STAND FOR MONEY
Not at all.
WATER FLOWS UPHILL
Not at all.
BUTTS ARE A DOGS BEST FRIEND
Absolutely not.
IS SUSHI MADE FROM RHINO HORN
Not by any means.
IS USING THE INTERNET FREE
There is no reason to think so.
IS USING A VIBRATOR BAD
I don't think so.
IS BIOLOGY THE STUDY OF SOIL
Not by any means.
IS BRIDGE AN OLYMPIC SPORT
Absolutely not.
IS CELEBACY THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE
Negative.
IS PLAYING POKER GOOD EXERCISE
Absolutely not.
IS BRITNEY SPEARS A PORN ACTRESS
No way.
IS BRITNEY SPEARS A GOOD SINGER
Absolutely not.
IS BRITNEY SPEARS A BLACK HOLE
Never.
IS SWITZERLAND FOUND IN SOUTHERN AFRICA
Not at all.
IS SWITZERLAND IN ASIA
Not at all.
IS SWITZERLAND THE SMALLEST COUNTRY
No way.
IS ARSON AN HONORABLE ACT
Absolutely not.
IS BURNING YOUR HAND FUN
No way.
IS CABBAGE A SPORT
Never.
IS CABBAGE AN ANIMAL
Negative.
IS TRUMAN
I don't think so.
IS PAINT DRYING A POPULAR TV SHOW
No way.
IS PAINT GOOD TO DRINK
Not at all.
IS WAL MART A FAST FOOD CHAIN
No way.
IS GREED GOOD
Absolutely not.
IS MATT A GOD
Absolutely not.
IS MATT BARRIE A LEGEND
Never.
IS PRINCESS LEIA THE HOTTEST BABE
I don't think so.
IS PETER PAN REAL
Not by any means.
IS PETER HERE
No way.
IS EVREY QUESTION ANSWERED BY TRUE
Not at all.
IS GAN SENTIENT AND SELF CONSCIOUS
Not at all.
IS IGOR FROM VOYEURWEB GOD
Not at all.
IS LIVE ENDLESS
There is no reason to think so.
IS MACBETH A COMEDY
There is no reason to think so.
IS DVKLJNGSEOIRH A VALID ENGLISH WORD
No way.
IS EINSTEIN A SOCCER PLAYER
There is no reason to think so.
IS MUD WRESTLING AN OLYMPIC SPORT
I don't think so.
IS WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE. A ALICE
Not at all.
IS CUCUMBER A BOYS NAME
No way.
IS PHLEGM A VEGETABLE
Not at all.
IS PAIN DESIREABLE
Absolutely not.
IS PAIN A GOOD THING
Not at all.
IS PAIN PLEASURABLE
Never.
IS SEPTMEBER 1ST YEAR 2000 ON A MONDAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS SCHOOL A WASTE OF TIME
No way.
IS LIQUID IRON COLD
Not at all.
IS LIQUID WATER DRY
No way.
IS RIVER PHOENIX ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS WRONG RIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
IS PAMELA LEE ANDERSON UGLY
I don't think so.
IS SUBJECTIVITY BETTER THAN OBJECTIVITY
Absolutely not.
IS MARIJUANA LEGAL
Not at all.
IS MARIJUANA A LEGAL SUBSTANCE
Not by any means.
IS MARIJUANA MAN MADE
No way.
IS RACISM LOGICAL
Never.
IS RACISM A GOOD IDEA
Not at all.
IS RACISM A FORM OF GOVERNMENT
No way.
IS RACISM GOOD
No way.
IS SALENA A SLUT
Never.
IS EUROPE THE SAME AS ASIA
Not by any means.
IS EUROPE A COUNTRY IN DENMARK
Absolutely not.
IS EUROPE A COUNTRY IN ASIA
Not by any means.
IS EUROPE BIGGER THAN ASIA
Never.
IS BIG BIRD GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHRISTMAS IN JULY
Not at all.
IS DICTATORSHIP A GOOD SYSTEM
Absolutely not.
IS EVERYTHING THE SAME AS NOTHING
Never.
IS EVERYTHING THE MEDIA TELLS YOU TRUE
No way.
IS EVERYTHING ALICE SAYS A LIE
Negative.
IS EVERYTHING MADE OF WATER
There is no reason to think so.
IS EVERYTHING YOU ARE TOLD TRUE
Not at all.
IS IS TRUE THAT POTATOES ARE A FRUIT
Negative.
IS IS THE LAST WORD OF THIS QUESTION
Never.
IS IS STYLISH FOR WOMEN TO GROW BEARDS
No way.
IS IS POLITE TO KICK PUPPIES
Not by any means.
IS PEPSI YELLOW
Not by any means.
IS PEPSI A MAMMAL
Absolutely not.
IS PEPSI MADE BY THE COCA COLA COMPANY
Not at all.
IS CHESS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME
Never.
IS CHESS A SHAKESPEARE PLAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHESS LIKE A TRIP TO THE ZOO
No way.
IS FOG MADE OF PEA SOUP
No way.
IS HAVING CHILDREN LIKE HAVING DINNER
No way.
IS HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS NATURAL
I don't think so.
IS BANANA A COLOR
No way.
IS PRISLEY ALIVE
Not at all.
IS EBAY AN HARBOR COMPANY
I don't think so.
IS KRUSTY THE KLOWN THE COMEDY KING
There is no reason to think so.
IS COFFIE AN ELEMENT
No way.
IS MUSIC FAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS MUSIC SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT
Absolutely not.
IS MUSIC SNIFFED
Not by any means.
IS MUSIC ALWAYS SOOTHING
Negative.
IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT COOL
Not by any means.
IS BOZO A WHORE
There is no reason to think so.
IS BOZO A GURU
Not at all.
IS 73 A SPAMMER
Never.
IS PSYCHOLOGY THE STUDY OF RODENTS
Not at all.
IS PSYCHOLOGY AN EXACT SCIENCE
Not by any means.
IS FIVE MORE THAN SEVEN
No way.
IS FIVE LESS THAN TWO
Never.
IS 9 MINUS 7 A NEGATIVE NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS 9 A SUBSET OF 1 2 3
Not at all.
IS NOVA SCOTIA AN AMERICAN STATE
There is no reason to think so.
IS ART MORE VALUABLE THAN LIFE
No way.
IS ART EASY TO QUANTIFY
No way.
IS ART DEAD
Not by any means.
IS INTERNET EXPLORER A WORD PROCESSOR
Not by any means.
IS INTERNET A BIRD
There is no reason to think so.
IS INTERNET A STATE OF MIND
Never.
IS INTERNET A DANGEROUS THING
I don't think so.
IS INTERNET A DREAM
Not at all.
IS INTERNET AN APPLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS INTERNET ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS INTERNET TERRIBLE
No way.
IS KIRO5HIN CURRENTLY UP
Never.
IS IPRT GOING TO RISE
I don't think so.
IS BASE 16 KNOWN AS BINARY
There is no reason to think so.
IS ADOLF HITLER STILL KING OF GERMANY
No way.
IS ADOLF HITLER A GREAT STATESMEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS PI A PERIOD IN TIME
Not at all.
IS PI RATIONAL
I don't think so.
IS PI FULLY MAPPED BY HUMANS
Not at all.
IS MADNESS THE NORMAL STATE OF MIND
No way.
IS NYLON A NATURALLY OCCURING SUBSTANCE
Never.
IS SADNESS SOMETHING TO IGNORE
I don't think so.
IS CHOCOLATE GOOD FOR DOGS TO EAT
No way.
IS CHOCOLATE MADE FROM CHARCOAL
No way.
IS CHOCOLATE AN ELEMENT
Not by any means.
IS TO ERR DIVINE
There is no reason to think so.
IS TO A NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS CHRISTOPHER WOODWARD A GENIUS
Absolutely not.
IS ACNE ATTRACTIVE
Not at all.
IS ANTARTICA LOCATED AT THE NORTH POLE
Negative.
IS DECEMBER THE TENTH MONTH OF THE YEAR
Not at all.
IS MALICE BAD FROZEN WATER
I don't think so.
IS MIT A BAD SCHOOL
Not at all.
IS BETA MORE POPULAR THAN VHS
No way.
IS WONDERLAND A REAL PLACE
Absolutely not.
IS WARGASM COOL
There is no reason to think so.
IS ZEB A DOG
Never.
IS ARSENIC A PIZZA TOPPING
No way.
IS COCAIN LEGAL
Not by any means.
IS SUPERSTITION GOOD
Absolutely not.
IS 13 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 141
Never.
IS WORK MORE FUN THAN FUN
No way.
IS WORK MORE IMPORTANT THAN FUN
There is no reason to think so.
IS DOLPHIN A FISH
Never.
IS PHYSCOLOGY AN EXACT SCIENCE
Negative.
IS OLAF A BAD GUY
I don't think so.
IS IGNORANCE STRENGTH
Not by any means.
IS KELP A SMALL PET
No way.
IS GRASS PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS GRASS SEXY
Not at all.
IS GRASS BLUE
Not by any means.
IS GRASS RED
No way.
IS GRASS THICKER THAN BRICK
Not at all.
IS 3 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16
Absolutely not.
IS 3 POINT 988467876 10 57 A PRIME NUMBER
Never.
IS 3 TIMES 6 EQUAL TO 21
Never.
IS BITING GOOD DURING FELATIO
There is no reason to think so.
IS PURE WATER FLAMMABLE
No way.
IS ENGLAND IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
Not at all.
IS ENGLAND THA CAPITAL OF LONDON
I don't think so.
IS JUDAISM AND ISLAM THE SAME
Not by any means.
IS FAT BASTARD DEAD SEXY
Negative.
IS FAT ATTRACTIVE
Never.
IS STRAVING NICE
I don't think so.
IS DAY THE SAME AS NIGHT
Absolutely not.
IS DAY TRADING A DISEASE
There is no reason to think so.
IS JOE GAY
Never.
IS JOE MONTANA A FAMOUS HOCKEY PLAYER
There is no reason to think so.
IS JOE LIEBERMAN AN EPISCOPALIAN
No way.
IS JOE LEE A MEMBER OF YOUR SITE
There is no reason to think so.
IS KATIE HOLMES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
I don't think so.
IS NO CREDIT BETTER THAN GOOD CREDIT
Not at all.
IS HOBGOBLIN AN ACRONYM FOR CHEESE
No way.
IS FREEDOM SLAVERY
Absolutely not.
IS GLUE GOOD TO SNIFF
Not at all.
IS BEETHOVEN A FAMOUS PAINTER
Not at all.
IS 1000 MINUS 172 A NEGATIVE NUMBER
Not by any means.
IS PER LNNHEDEN A GAY
Absolutely not.
IS 212355587486645422 A PRIME NUMBER
No way.
IS ICED TEA A TYPE OF CAKE
Not at all.
IS ANYTHING BIGGER THAN INFINITY
Not at all.
IS ANYTHING COLORED GREEN IS A PLANT
Not by any means.
IS CHRIS PAHLOW A FAGET
Not at all.
IS WEDNESDAY THE FIFTH DAY OF THE WEEK
Never.
IS WEDNESDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK
Not by any means.
IS WEDNESDAY A MONTH
Not by any means.
IS 901 MINUS 172 A NEGATIVE NUMBER
No way.
IS BACON A HEALTH FOOD
No way.
IS COTTON A MAN MADE MATERIAL
No way.
IS COTTON A MAN MADE FIBER
There is no reason to think so.
IS COTTON CANDY HEALTH FOOD
Absolutely not.
IS HERION THE SAME DRUG AS COCAINE
Not at all.
IS LINDSAY THE SPELLING FOR BOYS
I don't think so.
IS BADASSMOFO DOT COM COOL
Absolutely not.
IS HILLARY CLINTON A MAN
No way.
IS HILLARY CLINTON A LESBIAN
Never.
IS BORIS YELTSIN A TEETOTALER
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHAIR A LANGUAGE
No way.
IS EMACS THE BEST TEXT EDITOR
Never.
IS BROWN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS JR BUSH JUNIOR A SERIAL KILLER
Not at all.
IS WORSHIP THE SAME AS BELIEF
No way.
IS SOME SYNONYMOUS WITH ALL
Never.
IS HALLOWEEN IN THE MONTH OF JUNE
I don't think so.
IS GEORGIA A STATE OF MIND
Not at all.
IS WILMINGTON ARTIST STEVE CRANFILL GAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS SOMETHING FASTER THAN LIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
IS DEVIL STRONGER THAN GOD
No way.
IS ANALOG BETTER THAN DIGITAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS ZZYZZY A REAL WORD
There is no reason to think so.
IS DOMENIQUE A SLUT
Never.
IS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS PLEASANT
Not at all.
IS FICTION TRUE
Not by any means.
IS FICTION REAL
Absolutely not.
IS FICTION SYNONYMOUS WITH FACT
Not by any means.
IS GEORGE BUSH GAY
Not at all.
IS GEORGE BUSH A H4X0R
Absolutely not.
IS GEORGE BUSH AN APPLE
Not by any means.
IS GEORGE WASHINGTON STILL ALIVE
No way.
IS LEONID BREZHNEV RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
Never.
IS GRACE THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE SAVED
Absolutely not.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE OF BEANS
Not by any means.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM TURNIPS
There is no reason to think so.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM TOMATOES
Never.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM BEETS
Absolutely not.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM CELERY
Never.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM PEAS
No way.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM PARSNIPS
No way.
IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM POTATOES
Absolutely not.
IS ANARCHISM A TYPE OF SOCIALISM
I don't think so.
IS JUSTICE IMPOSSIBLE
Never.
IS RUNEMEDIA A WELL KNOWN COMPANY
Never.
IS NEWS ALWAYS OBJECTIVE
Absolutely not.
IS MARTHA STEWART A HOTTIE
There is no reason to think so.
IS LIMP BIZKIT A TYPE OF CHEESE CRACKER
Absolutely not.
IS LIZ TAYLOR THE QUEEN OF MEXICO
Not at all.
IS FRANCE PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
No way.
IS FRANCE IN INDIA
Not at all.
IS FRANCE IN THE UNITED STATES
Not by any means.
IS FRANCE BIGGER THAN CHINA
Not by any means.
IS FRANCE IS IN AFRICA
Not at all.
IS FRANCE IS AMERICA
Not at all.
IS SHAFQAT GAY
Not by any means.
IS SCOTLAND IN ENGLAND
No way.
IS SCOTLAND HOT MOST OF THE TIME
Not at all.
IS SCOTLAND SOUTH OF ENGLAND
There is no reason to think so.
IS SCOTLAND LARGER THAN ANTARCTICA
Absolutely not.
IS HOMOSEXUALITY A DISEASE
Absolutely not.
IS HOMOSEXUALITY A SIN IN THE BIBLE
No way.
IS HOMOSEXUALITY A SIN
I don't think so.
IS HOMOSEXUALITY LEARNED BEHAVIOR
I don't think so.
IS HOMOSEXUALITY BAD
Never.
IS SEA WATER HOT
No way.
IS CASPER HORNY
Never.
IS HANNOVER THE CAPITAL OF GERMANY
Never.
IS DODGE ALL THAT DIFFERENT
Negative.
IS GYOZA A DELICIOUS THING TO EAT
No way.
IS COOLVIP THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH
No way.
IS SOUTH AFRICA A US STATE
Not at all.
IS SOUTH PARK A REAL LIFE DOCUMENTARY
Never.
IS YOUTH CULTURE BORING
Never.
IS GRAS RED
Not by any means.
IS COZZODAGHIES A REAL WORD
Not at all.
IS DR PEPPERS A DOCTER
There is no reason to think so.
IS KETCHUP A BRAND NAME
Not at all.
IS ASTROLOGY SCIENCE
There is no reason to think so.
IS ASTROLOGY SCIENTIFIC
There is no reason to think so.
IS ASTROLOGY A SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINE
Absolutely not.
IS HUMOR SERIOUS
I don't think so.
IS HYDROCHLORIC ACID AN ELEMENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS AT SQUARE
No way.
IS SMALL BIGGER THEN SMALL
Never.
IS NETHACK THE BEST GAME
Absolutely not.
IS MILAN THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE
No way.
IS ALLAH THE ONE TRUE GOD
There is no reason to think so.
IS CONCRETE DELICIOUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS KANSAS NEAR AN OCEAN
Not by any means.
IS KANSAS A PENINSULA
Not at all.
IS KANSAS A COUNTRY
Not by any means.
IS KANSAS BORDERED BY THE OCEAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS AUDREY HEPBURN ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS PLAID A COLOR
Never.
IS 200 LESS THAN FIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS JULIUS CAESAR ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS ELEVENTEEN A NUMBER
There is no reason to think so.
IS BOOK MADE OF STEEL
There is no reason to think so.
IS SAND MORE VALUABLE THAN DIAMONDS
No way.
IS SAND EDIBLE
Not at all.
IS UTADA HIKARU A SLUT
There is no reason to think so.
IS MUGABE A KLEPTOMANIAC
Never.
IS EARWAX A RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE
Not at all.
IS VENOM GOOD TO EAT
Not at all.
IS ARIZONA A COUNTRY
No way.
IS IRAQ THE LAND OF THE FREE
Not at all.
IS IRAQ A DEMOCRACY
Not by any means.
IS KABEL THE MOST STUPID THING ON EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
IS A BASKETBALL IS PINK
Not at all.
IS A CATHEDRAL A TYPE OF CHALICE
I don't think so.
IS A LAWNCHAIR A KIND OF DUCK
No way.
IS A PEAHEN A VEGETABLE
Never.
IS A CELL PHONE MADE OUT OF CELLS
Not at all.
IS A LION FASTER THAN A CHEETAH
Not at all.
IS A CHALKBOARD MADE OF CHALK
Not at all.
IS A SPHINCTER TASTY
Absolutely not.
IS A BOOK A LIVING THING
Not at all.
IS A BOOK A VERTEBRATE
Not at all.
IS A BOOK FOOD
Never.
IS A BOOK AN INVERTEBRATE
Never.
IS A MAN SUPERIOR TO A WOMAN
Negative.
IS A MAN MADE ENTIRELY OF FLESH
Never.
IS A MAN AN ISLAND
Never.
IS A MAN TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE
Not at all.
IS A BLACKBIRD GREEN
Not at all.
IS A BIG MAC PART OF A GOOD BREAKFAST
No way.
IS A BUSHEL A MEASURE OF TIME
Not by any means.
IS A SOFTWARE BUG AN INSECT
Not at all.
IS A FERRARI A SLOW CAR
Not at all.
IS A FERRARI AN OPERA
No way.
IS A SHARK A MAMMAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SHARK A KIND OF REPTILE
No way.
IS A LILY A KIND OF DRINK
Negative.
IS A LILY A KIND OF
Absolutely not.
IS A DESERT WET
No way.
IS A DESERT DACE A KIND OF FISH
Absolutely not.
IS A HOTDOG MADE OF DOG
Not at all.
IS A JABBERWOCKY REAL
Not by any means.
IS A VINDALOO A TYPE OF BEER
Absolutely not.
IS A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A WALLFLOWER A FLOWER FOR A WALL
I don't believe so.
IS A DICK UP THE ASS GOOD
I don't think so.
IS A KILOMETER LONGER THAN A MILE
Absolutely not.
IS A CHEETAH AN IMAGINARY CREATURE
Not at all.
IS A PIANO THE SAME AS A HARPSICHORD
Negative.
IS A MINUTE A LONG TIME TO A PERSON
Never.
IS A CAT A FISH
No way.
IS A CAT A PLANT
Not by any means.
IS A CAT A FUNGUS
Not at all.
IS A CAT A REPTILE
Absolutely not.
IS A CAT A PERSON
Absolutely not.
IS A CAT A CANINE
I don't think so.
IS A CAT BIGGER THAN A DOG
Not by any means.
IS A CAT LARGER THAN A DOG
There is no reason to think so.
IS A WHALE AN HERBACEOUS WOODY DICOT
Absolutely not.
IS A FICTIONAL STORY A TRUE STORY
Not at all.
IS A HILL HIGHER THAN A MOUNTAIN
No way.
IS A FROG SMALLER THAN A FLY
Not by any means.
IS A BUMBLEBEE A TYPE OF RODENT
Not at all.
IS A CLAM A SNAIL
No way.
IS A SORE THROAT ONE WHICH IS ANGRY
Never.
IS A JEEP A TYPE OF PAPER
Not at all.
IS A MILE SHORTER THAN A KILOMETER
I don't think so.
IS A MILE AS LONG AS A KILOMETER
Negative.
IS A DIME WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER
Never.
IS A DIME WORTH 5 CENTS
Never.
IS A BILLION MORE THAN A TRILLION
Not at all.
IS A DANDELION A TREE
No way.
IS A TOOTHBRUSH A BRUSH MADE FROM TEETH
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SHELLFISH A FISH
Absolutely not.
IS A FEELING OF WARMTH COLD
No way.
IS A ZYGOTE A CONSCIOUS BEING
There is no reason to think so.
IS A CENTRAL STONEROLLER A KIND OF FISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SCORPIAN WARM BLOODED
Negative.
IS A COCKER SPANIEL A TYPE OF CAT
Not by any means.
IS A PHYSICIST A DIGITAL PHILOSOPHER
I don't think so.
IS A FORK THE SAME THING AS A SPOON
Not at all.
IS A FORK FOOD
Not by any means.
IS A MODEM FASTER THEN A DSL CONNECTION
Never.
IS A DOBERMAN A CAT
Never.
IS A TEDDYBEAR A LIVING ANIMAL
No way.
IS A DACHSHUND A COW
No way.
IS A PASSWORD A PSEUDONYM
I don't think so.
IS A NOUN AN ADJECTIVE
No way.
IS A TACO A PLANT
Negative.
IS A ROCK SOFT
Not at all.
IS A ROCK ALIVE
No way.
IS A WATERMELON AN ANIMAL
Not at all.
IS A RED INDIAN LADY A SCARLET WOMAN
Negative.
IS A PEN EQUAL TO A PENCIL
I don't think so.
IS A TREE AN ANIMAL
No way.
IS A TREE FASTER THAN A CHEETAH
Absolutely not.
IS A COMMERCIAL A SORT OF CANDY
No way.
IS A DALMATION STRIPED
No way.
IS A EGGPLANT A FIREFLY
Absolutely not.
IS A WALL SOMETHING YOU WALK ON
Not at all.
IS A FLAT THING CURVED
Not by any means.
IS A LIGHTBULB USED TO PLAY MUSIC
No way.
IS A HUMMINGBIRD LARGER THAN A PONY
Not at all.
IS A GOLDFISH A MAMMAL
Not at all.
IS A HAMMER USEFUL FOR UNSCREWING BOLTS
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SMALL PENIS IS A SIGN OF STUPIDITY
Not at all.
IS A SKINK A REPTILE
Not at all.
IS A BIRD A REPTILE
Not at all.
IS A BIRD A PLANE
Not at all.
IS A HONDA CIVIC A TYPE OF VEGETABLE
Not by any means.
IS A VOLKSWAGON BEETLE A HOT ROD
Never.
IS A COOKED LOBSTER ALIVE
Never.
IS A DORK A CLEVER PERSON
Not at all.
IS A 386 FASTER THAN A 486
Negative.
IS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE POSSIBLE
No way.
IS A PEAR PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS A TURTLE A MAMMAL
Absolutely not.
IS A PEANUT BIGGER THAN AUSTRALIA
Not by any means.
IS A PENGUIN A HUMAN BEING
Not by any means.
IS A DOGMA A MAMA DOG
Not at all.
IS A CONSENSUS ALWAYS CORRECT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A BREAD MACHINE MADE OUT OF BREAD
Not at all.
IS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING A GOD STRIKE
Absolutely not.
IS A MONKEY A HUMAN BEING
Not at all.
IS A BOAT THE SAME AS A TELEVISION
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SEA A FOURLEGGED CREATURE
Not at all.
IS A FINGER BIGGER THAN A HEART
Not at all.
IS A MOUSEPAD AN APARTMENT FOR MICE
Not at all.
IS A FISH THE SAME AS A BIRD
Not by any means.
IS A FISH ABLE TO FLY
I don't think so.
IS A FISH A MAMMAL
No way.
IS A FISH A TYPE OF PAINT
No way.
IS A FISH A REPTILE
Not at all.
IS A GEOSHELL A SMALL CLAM
Absolutely not.
IS A PARSNIP A FRUIT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A WIPER A KIND OF FISH
No way.
IS A COMPANY A SENTIENT BEING
No way.
IS A 747 BITE SIZED
Not at all.
IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY 15 MINUTES
I don't believe so.
IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT CLOTHING
Absolutely not.
IS A FOOT 10 INCHES LONG
I don't think so.
IS A BLACKBOARD WHITE
No way.
IS A HUNDRED MORE THAN A THOUSAND
Absolutely not.
IS A 10 YEAR OLD KID STILL A
Not by any means.
IS A PIG A BARN
No way.
IS A PIXEL A SMALL FAIRY
No way.
IS A FOOTBALL MADE OF PAPER
Never.
IS A FOOTBALL SQUARE
No way.
IS A RECTANGLE A CIRCLE
Never.
IS A RECTANGLE A SQUARE
No way.
IS A SPOOL A HEADWAITER
There is no reason to think so.
IS A LESBIAN ATTRACTED TO MALES
Not by any means.
IS A TUNING FORK USED FOR HOLDING FOOD
Never.
IS A TUNING FORK USED FOR EATING
Absolutely not.
IS A JERK A NICE PERSON
Not by any means.
IS A STATE OF MIND A SIMPLE THING
Never.
IS A WINGNUT MADE FROM A WING
Not at all.
IS A BOX A SPHERE
I don't believe so.
IS A LIE TRUE
No way.
IS A RAVEN THE SAME AS A CROW
I don't think so.
IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK
No way.
IS A GREEN BALL RED
There is no reason to think so.
IS A PIMP SOMEONE WHO SELLS GROCERIES
Not at all.
IS A PRINTER A MUSIKINSTRUMENT
Negative.
IS A HORSE ABLE TO SPEAK
Absolutely not.
IS A HORSE RADISH A MAMMAL
Never.
IS A HORSE FASTER THAN A CHEETAH
Not by any means.
IS A HORSE AND DOG THE SAME SPECIES
No way.
IS A MUSTANG FASTER THAN A CAMARO
Not by any means.
IS A NIGHT LIGHT MADE OF LIGHT
I don't think so.
IS A BANANA A MEAT
Not by any means.
IS A BANANA A VEGETABLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A BANANA USEFUL FOR WRITING
No way.
IS A BANANA SPLIT A LATIN DANCE STEP
No way.
IS A HAMBURGER MADE OF HAM
Not at all.
IS A RUSSIAN BLUE
Never.
IS A SUBCULTURE LOCATED UNDERGROUND
Not at all.
IS A CATAMARAN A TYPE OF ANIMAL
Absolutely not.
IS A SQUIRREL BIGGER THAN A HOUSE
Absolutely not.
IS A FLUTE A STRINGED INSTRUMENT
Absolutely not.
IS A MALE SHEEP CALLED A EWE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A TRIP TO THE DENTIST A GOOD DAY OUT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A MUG SHOT A PICTURE OF A COFFEE CUP
There is no reason to think so.
IS A FRIEND A PERSON THAT LIES TO YOU
No way.
IS A WIZARD A TYPE OF HAIRDO
Not at all.
IS A TABLE THE SAME THING AS A CHAIR
There is no reason to think so.
IS A TABLE ALIVE
No way.
IS A TABLE ALWAYS ROUND
Absolutely not.
IS A LOBSTER A RAYGUN
No way.
IS A TEDDY BEAR LIVE
Not by any means.
IS A LIZARD A FISH
Not at all.
IS A LIZARD A MAMMAL
Not at all.
IS A ZEBRA COLORED BLACK AND BLUE
I don't believe so.
IS A TENISBALL BIG
Never.
IS A HUMAN BEING TRANSPARENT
Not at all.
IS A HUMAN HEART LOCATED IN THE HEAD
Not by any means.
IS A TIDAL POOL A FORM OF GAMBLING
Absolutely not.
IS A SALAD FUN TO WEAR
Absolutely not.
IS A TABBY A TYPE OF DOG
There is no reason to think so.
IS A TRANSISTOR A PENIS COMPONENT
No way.
IS A TURNPIKE A KIND OF FISH
I don't think so.
IS A HOAX A GOOD THING
There is no reason to think so.
IS A CENTIMETRE LONGER THAN AN INCH
No way.
IS A DISK A SQUARE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SPHERE A TWO DIMENSIONAL OBJECT
Absolutely not.
IS A KLINGON POULTRY
Never.
IS A GOAT A KIND OF BIRD
There is no reason to think so.
IS A GOAT AN AUTOMATED THING
Absolutely not.
IS A DECIBEL A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
No way.
IS A ZUCCHINI A SMALL ZUCONE
No way.
IS A ANT BIGGER THEN A FROG
No way.
IS A QUART LARGER THAN A GALLON
No way.
IS A QUARK A DUCK
Absolutely not.
IS A DOGFISH A CANINE
Not at all.
IS A QUARTER WORTH MORE THAN A DOLLAR
Not at all.
IS A QUARTER LARGER THAN A HALF
Absolutely not.
IS A METRE IS A UNIT OF TIME
No way.
IS A PIT BULL USED IN A BULL FIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A STAPLER USED TO SEW CLOTHING
No way.
IS A GARBAGE CAN USED FOR DRINKING
Not by any means.
IS A CALCULATOR A PERSON
Never.
IS A ROLAND 909 WORTH 3000 DOLLARS
I don't think so.
IS A GREENHOUSE THE COLOR GREEN
Never.
IS A GREENHOUSE GREEN
I don't believe so.
IS A FUNERAL A PLACE TO BE HAPPY
Never.
IS A BARCODE A TYPE OF ANIMAL
No way.
IS A MONITOR GREEN
Negative.
IS A BAT A BIRD
Never.
IS A CAMAC BAD
There is no reason to think so.
IS A FEATHER HEAVIER THAN A STONE
Absolutely not.
IS A STOVE USED TO MAKE ICE CUBES
Not at all.
IS A MAMMAL A FUNGUS
Not by any means.
IS A MAMMAL A REPTILE
Absolutely not.
IS A THOUSAND MORE THAN A MILLION
Not at all.
IS A THOUSAND MORE THAN A TRILLION
Not at all.
IS A LADA A FAST CAR
Never.
IS A FLOWER A CONTAINER
Never.
IS A PENCIL BIGGER THAN A CAR
No way.
IS A GOBBLE 98 WATER
There is no reason to think so.
IS A SNAIL A CRAB
No way.
IS A BLACK PERSON AN 8 BALL
Absolutely not.
IS A REMEDY TO AIDS VIRUS AVAILABLE
I don't believe so.
IS A HOT DOG MADE OF DOG MEAT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A HOT DOG AN ANIMAL
Never.
IS A LULLABY A MAMMAL
No way.
IS A PENNY WORTH FIVE CENTS
I don't think so.
IS A CATS BETTER THAN HUMANS
Never.
IS A PEAMOUTH A KIND OF FISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS A PERSON THE SAME AS A DOG
Not by any means.
IS A PERSON A DIET COKE
Not by any means.
IS A PERSON A GOVERNMENT
I don't think so.
IS A PERSON A MACHINE
I don't believe so.
IS A PUDDLE DEEP
No way.
IS A BONNEVILLE CISCO A KIND OF FISH
Never.
IS A NICKEL WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER
Not by any means.
IS A DOG THE SAME AS A MAN
Not at all.
IS A DOG THE SAME AS A CAT
Not at all.
IS A DOG HUMAN
Not at all.
IS A DOG A POTATO
No way.
IS A DOG A DUCHESS
I don't believe so.
IS A DOG A FELINE
No way.
IS A DOG A TYPE OF GERANIUM
No way.
IS A DOG GOOD TO EAT
No way.
IS A DOG AN ONION
I don't believe so.
IS A DOG CONSIDERED AQUATIC
Absolutely not.
IS A QUARTET LESS THAN A TRIO
Not by any means.
IS A VERB THE SAME AS A NOUN
Not at all.
IS A SWITCH THE SAME THING AS A BRIDGE
Absolutely not.
IS A MOUSE HIGHER WHEN IT SPINS
Absolutely not.
IS A MOUSE A TYPE OF REPTILE
Never.
IS A MOUSE BIGGER THAN A LION
No way.
IS A MOUSE BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT
Not at all.
IS A MOUSE ALWAYS AN ANIMAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS A GOATEE AN ANIMAL
Absolutely not.
IS A SWORD DULL
There is no reason to think so.
IS A HOBBIT A KIND OF RABBIT
No way.
IS A RUG USED ON THE CEILING
No way.
IS A WINDOW INTENDED TO OBSCURE VISION
Not by any means.
IS A RONDO THE SAME THING AS A FUGUE
Negative.
IS A ROSE GREEN
I don't believe so.
IS A ROSE ALWAYS RED
There is no reason to think so.
IS A REPTILE NICE TO SNUGGLE WITH
Never.
IS A COMPACT DISC RECTANGULAR
Never.
IS A FEZ A CONTAINER FOR FLOWERS
Absolutely not.
IS A TV ALWAYS A COMPUTER
Absolutely not.
IS A DEAD PERSON ALIVE
Not at all.
IS A POTATO TRANSPARENT
Absolutely not.
IS A POTATO A GORILLA
No way.
IS A PARROT A QUAIL
Never.
IS A WOMAN A TYPE OF MAN
Never.
IS A WOMAN ALWAYS TRUE TO HER MAN
I don't believe so.
IS A HOMEOPATH SIMILAR TO A PSYCHOPATH
Absolutely not.
IS A CACTUS AN AQUAIC PLANT
Not by any means.
IS A CIRCLE A POLYGON
Absolutely not.
IS A CIRCLE A THREE DIMENSIONAL OBJECT
No way.
IS A CIRCLE SQUARE
Not at all.
IS A CUP EQUAL TO A BOWL
There is no reason to think so.
IS A CARROT A FRUIT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A BRASSIE A GOLFCLUB
Never.
IS A TRIANGLE ROUND
No way.
IS A CAMERA A MAMMAL
Not by any means.
IS A HADDOCK A BIRD
Absolutely not.
IS A MOLE A FRUIT
Never.
IS A CAR BIGGER THAN A TRUCK
Never.
IS A CAR BIGGER THAN A BUS
No way.
IS A CAR A BOAT
Not by any means.
IS A CAR A HORSE
Not by any means.
IS A CAR HORN THE SAME AS A COW HORN
Not by any means.
IS A CAR AN ANIMAL
Not at all.
IS A PENTIUM A FLOWER
Not by any means.
IS A MIDGET TALLER THAN A GIANT
No way.
IS A MEGABYTE LARGER THAN A GIGABYTE
Not by any means.
IS A SCREW USED TO TURN A SCREWDRIVER
Not at all.
IS A GRAPE A VEGETABLE
I don't believe so.
IS A CISCO A KIND OF FISH
Never.
IS A DULL KNIFE SHARP
I don't believe so.
IS A DOZEN MORE THAN A SCORE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A VIOLET AN ORANGE FLOWER
There is no reason to think so.
IS A DIET WHICH IS HIGH IN FAT HEALTHY
No way.
IS A SUN THE SAME AS A SON
Not at all.
IS A MAILBOX HAPPY
Not at all.
IS A PANZER A LAZY PANDA
Not by any means.
IS A BLUE BABY A HEALTHY
Not at all.
IS A BLUE WHALE CONSIDERED A FISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS A KANGAROO A REPTILE
Not by any means.
IS A N X RAY A YO YO
Never.
IS A SLUG A MIND PIXEL
Not at all.
IS A SLUG A TYPE OF FISH
Negative.
IS A DUMBWAITER A DUMB FOOD SERVANT
There is no reason to think so.
IS A CHUPA CHUPS A JOKE
Absolutely not.
IS A MERCURY ATOM YELLO
Never.
IS A FERRET A TYPE OF DOG
No way.
IS A RAINBOW BLACK
Absolutely not.
IS A CHAIR A COMMUNICATIONS MEDIUM
Never.
IS A CHAIR A TYPE OF VEGETABLE
No way.
IS A TELEVISION STAR A PLANET
Not at all.
IS A NAIL USED TO HIT A HAMMER
I don't think so.
IS A LEMON SWEET
Not at all.
IS A LEMON FROM LEMURIA
Not at all.
IS A MOLEHILL LARGER THAN A MOUNTAIN
Not at all.
IS A VAGINA IS A MALE SEXUAL ORGAN
No way.
IS A WOODCHUCK A PLANT
Negative.
IS A DAFFODIL A TREE
Not at all.
IS A DAY LONGER THEN A WEEK
No way.
IS A SQUID A MAMMAL
Never.
IS A POKER A DOWAGER
No way.
IS A HEART ATTACK ALWAYS FATAL
Not by any means.
IS A MARRIAGE BETWEEN THREE PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS A LLAMA VENOMOUS
Never.
IS A BABY MONKEY CALLED A CHICK
Not by any means.
IS A BABY ROUGH AND UGLY
Absolutely not.
IS A CONTAINER ALWAYS BLUE
No way.
IS A TWINKIE RED
Negative.
IS A PLATYPUS THE SAME THING AS A DUCK
Absolutely not.
IS A BATTERY A DRUMSET
I don't believe so.
IS A VIDEOCAMERA USED FOR DRIVING A CAR
There is no reason to think so.
IS A FANTASY ALWAYS SEXUAL
Never.
IS A VAMPIRE A MOSQUITO
Not at all.
IS A NASTURTIUM AN ANIMAL
Never.
IS LETTUCE PERMISSIVE
No way.
IS AALBORG THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK
Never.
IS SCHIZOPHRENIA A SKIN DISEASE
Not at all.
IS DEATH COOL
I don't think so.
IS DEATH A BEAUTIFUL THING
There is no reason to think so.
IS DEATH A PLEASANT CONCEPT
There is no reason to think so.
IS DEATH GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK IN EUROPE
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK IN TEXAS
No way.
IS NEW YORK THE CAPITAL OF THE USA
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK THE WORLDS CAPITAL
Negative.
IS NEW YORK A PROVINCE OF CANADA
No way.
IS NEW YORK A BIG APPLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS NEW YORK NEW
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK AN APPLE
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK CITY IN FLORIDA
Not at all.
IS NEW YORK CITY LOCATED IN JAPAN
Not by any means.
IS NEW YORK CITY LOCATED IN CALIFORNIA
Not at all.
IS NEW ZEALAND PART OF AUSTRALIA
There is no reason to think so.
IS JAPANESE FOOL
Not by any means.
IS JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER MORI FOOL
There is no reason to think so.
IS JAPANESE RUDE
No way.
IS JODEY GRIST A GOD
Not at all.
IS MONDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE WEEK
No way.
IS MONDAY THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK
Not at all.
IS MONDAY A FUNDAY
Absolutely not.
IS MONDAY ALWAYS BLUE
Never.
IS BEER HEALTH FOOD
Absolutely not.
IS BEER MADE OF STRAWBERRIES
Absolutely not.
IS QUEBEC LOCATED IN MEXICO
No way.
IS INTELLIGENT THE SAME AS KNOWLEDGABLE
I don't think so.
IS ZIP CODES FOR EMAILS
Not at all.
IS CLEVELAND LIKE WHOA
There is no reason to think so.
IS DANISH A GOOD LANGUAGE FOR RAPPING
I don't think so.
IS DAVE A DICK
No way.
IS MILK YELLOW
Not at all.
IS MILK GREEN
Not at all.
IS MILK BLUE
Not at all.
IS SCHWAG DANK
There is no reason to think so.
IS HEAVEN DOWN AND HELL UP
I don't think so.
IS MARILYN MANSON THE ANTICHRIST
Absolutely not.
IS MARILYN MANSON AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS MARILYN MONROE STILL LIVING
No way.
IS TALKING THE SAME AS SINGING
Not at all.
IS TALKING TO ALICE A WASTE OF TIME
Negative.
IS WALKING THE SAME AS TALKING
Negative.
IS WALKING DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
There is no reason to think so.
IS WALKING FASTER THAN RUNNING
I don't think so.
IS COTTAGE CHEESE CRUNCHY
Not at all.
IS CANNIBALISM MORALLY ACCEPTABLE
Not at all.
IS MONKEY A HUMAN
Absolutely not.
IS PALILLOGY NEEDED FOR EMPHASIS
Never.
IS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON A REPIBLICAN
Not at all.
IS 8 A PRIME NUMBER
Not by any means.
IS 8 GREATER THAN 12
Not at all.
IS 8 INCHES AVERAGE LENGTH
No way.
IS BLAIR HUNG LIKE A HIPPO
Never.
IS EBERLIN MAELYS LOVING ME
There is no reason to think so.
IS PHAT THE SAME AS FAT
Not at all.
IS 12 A PRIME NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS 12 LESS THAN 9
Never.
IS COCA COLA RED
Not at all.
IS LINUX THE ONLY REAL OS
I don't think so.
IS LINUX OWNED BY MICROSOFT
Not by any means.
IS PHILOSOPHY A WASTE OF TIME
Never.
IS PHILOSOPHY AN EXACT SCIENCE
Not by any means.
IS FRED CHRISTIE A MORON
There is no reason to think so.
IS FRED FLINSTONE A REAL PERSON
Not at all.
IS ATARI THE BEST
Not at all.
IS IRON FLUFFY
Absolutely not.
IS IRON FLAMMABLE
Never.
IS RAPING SMALL GIRLS FUNNY
Not at all.
IS READING HARDER THAN WRITING
Never.
IS READING THE SAME AS SHOUTING
Not by any means.
IS READING THE ONLY WAY TO LEARN
Not by any means.
IS READING A BOOK IN THE DARK FUN
Never.
IS READING LITERATURE A WASTE OF TIME
Not at all.
IS BOSTON THE HUB OF THE UNIVERSE
Not at all.
IS UKRAINE BETTER THEN ITALY
I don't think so.
IS AMADAWN A GENIUS
Not at all.
IS GORPLISH A COLOR
Not at all.
IS GENERAL MOTORS IN THE ARMY
Never.
IS MARTINO ROMANIELLO FRENCH
There is no reason to think so.
IS PORRIDGE A SPICY FOOD
Not at all.
IS NAMAE A JAPANESE WORD FOR NAME
There is no reason to think so.
IS WASHINGTON IN EUROPE
Absolutely not.
IS OCEAN WATER DRINKABLE
Absolutely not.
IS OCEAN WATER GOOD FOR HUMANS TO DRINK
Not by any means.
IS JIMI HENDRIX ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS 2 PLUS 128 EQUAL 8
Not by any means.
IS 2 2 EQUAL 6
Never.
IS 2 LARGER THAN 3
I don't believe so.
IS 2 LESS THAN 1
Never.
IS MOTHER RUSSIA THAT GREAT
I don't think so.
IS TECHNO A KIND OF FOOD
Not by any means.
IS TELEVISION GOOD
No way.
IS TELEVISION NECESSARY
I don't think so.
IS TELEVISION ALWAYS IN COLOR
Not by any means.
IS TELEVISION DEAD
Never.
IS EAST THE SAME AS RIGHT
Absolutely not.
IS EAST ALWAYS TO THE RIGHT
Absolutely not.
IS EAST WEST OF NORTH
Absolutely not.
IS JACK MY BEST FRIEND
I don't think so.
IS JACK ON CRACK
No way.
IS DRAGON BALL THE BEST MANGA
Never.
IS SNOW YELLOW
Not at all.
IS FUSTIMICATOR A REAL WORD
No way.
IS INTERLINGUA A REAL LANGUAGE
Absolutely not.
IS WEST THE OPPOSITE OF SOUTH
Not by any means.
IS WEST VIRGINIA IN RUSSIA
Absolutely not.
IS HATE BETTER THAN LOVE
Absolutely not.
IS WET PAPER GOOD KINDLING FOR A FIRE
No way.
IS WET A COLOR
There is no reason to think so.
IS CANADA PART OF THE UNITED STATES
Never.
IS CANADA IN THE EUROPEAN UNION
Not by any means.
IS CANADA THE CAPITAL OF OTTAWA
Not by any means.
IS CANADA THE BEST COUNTRY
Absolutely not.
IS CANADA A US STATE
Not by any means.
IS CANADA A CONTINENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS CANADA SOUTH OF THE UNITED STATES
Not at all.
IS CANADA KNOWN FOR ITS CUISINE
No way.
IS CANADA PUT OF THE UNITED STATES
Never.
IS NETSCAPE RUBBISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS ROOT BEER AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
There is no reason to think so.
IS SPIKE MILLIGAN IMMORTAL
No way.
IS GERMANY STILL DIVIDED
Never.
IS GERMANY IN ASIA
Not by any means.
IS GERMANY A SMALL BAND OF THIEVES
No way.
IS GERMANY A CAR BRAND
No way.
IS GERMANY A COUNTRY IN NORTH AMERICA
Not by any means.
IS GERMANY SMALLER THAN SWITZERLAND
Absolutely not.
IS GERMANY NEXT TO ENGLAND
Never.
IS THEIR TOO MUCH TECHNOLOGY ON EARTH
I don't think so.
IS THEIR LIFE ON MARS
Absolutely not.
IS STUPIDITY GOOD
No way.
IS FRENCH QUARTER A SEX ACT
Never.
IS FRENCH SPOKEN ON MARS
Not at all.
IS FRENCH WIDELY SPOKEN IN THE US
Not at all.
IS FRENCH THE LANGUAGE OF WHALES
Absolutely not.
IS ELVIS PRESLY STILL ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS ELVIS KING OF ALL CATS
Absolutely not.
IS ELVIS
No way.
IS HELL A NICE PLACE
No way.
IS HELL A COUNTRY IS SOUTH AMERICA
Not at all.
IS HELL A REAL PLACE
I don't think so.
IS HELL COLD
No way.
IS R EQUAL E I
Not at all.
IS REALITY THE SAME TO EVERYONE
Not at all.
IS BRITTANY SPEARS A MAN
Not at all.
IS GO EEN DENKSPEL
Absolutely not.
IS QUEEN ELIZABETH A NICE GERMAN LADY
Never.
IS ASSLICKING AN ENJOYABLE ACITIVITY
Never.
IS ROME IN FRANCE
Absolutely not.
IS ROME THE CAPITAL OF GREECE
There is no reason to think so.
IS APACHE THE NAME OF AN AFRICAN TRIBE
No way.
IS EATING LARD GOOD FOR YOU
There is no reason to think so.
IS EATING TOO MUCH CANDY GOOD FOR YOU
Not at all.
IS EATING A CAR A GREAT DINNER
Not at all.
IS EATING POISON GOOD FOR YOU
No way.
IS EATING HUMANS ETHICAL
Not at all.
IS EATING HAMBURGERS HEALTHY
Absolutely not.
IS EATING GRAVEL POPULAR
Not at all.
IS FODDY A LIKELY NAME
Not at all.
IS SKY ALWAYS BLUE IN COLOR
Never.
IS SKY RED
Not at all.
IS JAMES BROWN A DOG
Never.
IS JAMES BOND REAL
Never.
IS DUNEGONS AND DRAGONS SATANIC
I don't think so.
IS TELEPHONE A COLOR
Not by any means.
IS DRY ICE FROZEN WATER
There is no reason to think so.
IS CESIUM THE NEATEST ELEMENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS SQUARE A CIRCLE
Absolutely not.
IS SQUARE A BETTER NUMBER THAN GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS REDDOG A GREAT GAME
There is no reason to think so.
IS BUTTER SCARLET
Not by any means.
IS BUTTER MADE FROM BLOOD
Not at all.
IS MERCURY THE COLDEST PLANET
Absolutely not.
IS SUPERMAN A REAL PERSON
Not by any means.
IS SUPERMAN REAL
No way.
IS SMOKING CIGARRETS HEALTHY
Negative.
IS SMOKING CIGGARETTES IS GOOD FOR YOU
No way.
IS SMOKING HEALTHY
Not at all.
IS SMOKING CIGARETTES GOOD FOR PEOPLE
Not at all.
IS SMOKING CIGARETTES AN HEALTHY HABIT
Not at all.
IS SMOKING TOBACCO GOOD FOR YOU
Not at all.
IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
No way.
IS SMOKING GOOD FOR HUMAN HEALTH
Absolutely not.
IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YOU
Not at all.
IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YA HEALTH
No way.
IS SMOKING CIGARS HEALTHFUL
Not at all.
IS ALL PROGRESS NECESSARILY GOOD
I don't think so.
IS ALL SPACE FILLED WITH TWINKIES
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALL CHEWING GUM WHITE
Not at all.
IS ALL PAPER WHITE
Not at all.
IS ALL GOLD THAT GLITTERS
Absolutely not.
IS ALL GOLD FROM SUPERNOVAE
Absolutely not.
IS ALL HAIR CURLY
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALL MUSIC GOOD
Not at all.
IS ALL LIGHT VISIBLE
Absolutely not.
IS ALL TECHNOLOGY BAD
Negative.
IS ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE BINARY
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALL CANDY MADE OF CHOCOLATE
Absolutely not.
IS ALL SOIL THE SAME COLOR
Not by any means.
IS ALL GLASS TRANSPARENT
I don't believe so.
IS ALL WATER FRESH WATER
No way.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL
Absolutely not.
IS SANTA CLAUS A REAL PERSON
Never.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL
Negative.
IS SANTA FE A PROVINCE IN ARGENTINA
No way.
IS SANTA REAL
I don't think so.
IS ABUSINESS THE LARGEST COMPANY
No way.
IS WISDOM THE SAME AS KNOWLEDGE
Negative.
IS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE THE SAME THING
Negative.
IS BATMAN A REAL PERSON
Not by any means.
IS BATMAN A CITY IN TURKEY
Absolutely not.
IS SLOBADAN MILOSEVIC A GOOD PERSON
Never.
IS BRIAN ADAMS A ROCKET SCIENTIST
Absolutely not.
IS KRUASS GOD
Not at all.
IS XIII A ARABIC NUMERAL
Absolutely not.
IS MONTANA IN AFRICA
No way.
IS STARVING GOOD
Not by any means.
IS GUITAR BASED MUSIC IS ON ITS WAY OUT
There is no reason to think so.
IS SOCRATES ALIVE
Not at all.
IS SEVEN TIMES SEVEN 41
Never.
IS GONDWANA IN SOUTHERN ARIZONA
Negative.
IS BIGGER ALWAYS BETTER
Absolutely not.
IS BULBASAUR A DINOAUR
Never.
IS SACRAMENTO A DESERT
There is no reason to think so.
IS PAYING BILLS FUN
Not by any means.
IS PUNK ROCK SOOTHING
Not at all.
IS MICHAEL JACKSON THE BEST SINGER
Never.
IS MICHAEL JACKSON A TENNIS PLAYER
Absolutely not.
IS MICHAEL JACKSON A GOOD ROLE MODEL
Never.
IS MICHAEL JACKSON A WOMAN
No way.
IS MICHAEL JORDAN GAY
Never.
IS SOFTWARE PIRACY LEGAL
I don't think so.
IS SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE EQUAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS YELLOW THE SAME COLOR AS PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS YELLOW A CAR
Absolutely not.
IS YELLOW A FLAVOR
Absolutely not.
IS YELLOW AND GREEN THE SAME COLOR
No way.
IS YELLOW BLUE
Not at all.
IS LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE EASY TO DO
Not at all.
IS GLAUCOMA A DISEASE OF THE NOSE
Not at all.
IS PIKACHU REAL
Absolutely not.
IS CRYING FUN
Never.
IS GUM MADE FROM COFFEE BEANS
Absolutely not.
IS BLEACH A NUTRITIOUS DRINK
Not by any means.
IS 100 5 3 EQUAL TO 33
Not at all.
IS 100 GREATER THAN 203
Not by any means.
IS 100 LESS THAN 50
No way.
IS GOLF FOR DUDES IN STRINGS
Negative.
IS GOLF A CONTACT SPORT
No way.
IS GOLF AN OLYMPIC SPORT
Never.
IS MURDER ACCEPTABLE IN MOST COUNTRIES
Not by any means.
IS MURDER MORAL
Not by any means.
IS PEANUT BUTTER MADE OF BUTTONS
No way.
IS CAPTAIN KIRK THE HERO OF STAR WARS
There is no reason to think so.
IS MORRIS DANCING A FASHIONABLE HOBBY
Never.
IS IGNOU ESTABLISHED IN 1990
Never.
IS SCIENCE A NEW RELIGION
I don't think so.
IS YOUR STOMACH IN YOUR THROAT
Not by any means.
IS YOUR SOUL FOR SALE
Not by any means.
IS YOUR SKIN PURPLE
Not at all.
IS YOUR NAME JACK
Never.
IS YOUR HOVERCRAFT FULL OF EELS
Not at all.
IS YOUR FATHER YOUR MOTHER
Not at all.
IS YOUR HEAD EMPTY
No way.
IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER A DAISY
There is no reason to think so.
IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR YELLOW
Never.
IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR RED
Not at all.
IS YOUR OTHER CAR A PORSCHE
Negative.
IS RICHARD WALLACE YOUR DADDY
No way.
IS RICHARD WALLACE GOD
Not at all.
IS RICHARD WALLACE A LIAR
There is no reason to think so.
IS RICHARD WALLACE A PARAKEET
I don't think so.
IS 342 A PRIME NUMBER
Never.
IS TRAIN A LONGER WORD THAN BICYCLE
No way.
IS TIME TRAVEL CURRENTLY POSSIBLE
Absolutely not.
IS TIME A HUMAN CONSTRUCT
No way.
IS TIME A COLOR
Not at all.
IS TIME ALREADY OVER
Not at all.
IS TIME REVERSABLE
No way.
IS BONO A FAMOUS TELEVISION CLOWN
Absolutely not.
IS BERNARD MENEZ THE BEST ARTIST
Never.
IS COAL COLLECTED FROM THE SEA
I don't think so.
IS COAL WHITE
Not by any means.
IS JUNK MAIL DESIRABLE
Not at all.
IS GOD PURPLE
I don't think so.
IS GOD SAD
Never.
IS GOD IN THE TV
No way.
IS GOD NAMED GERALD
No way.
IS GOD THE SAME IN EVERY RELIGION
Not at all.
IS GOD THE SAME ENTITY FOR EVERY HUMAN
Never.
IS GOD THE NEW SCIENCE
Never.
IS GOD EVIL
Negative.
IS GOD A HUMAN
Never.
IS GOD A WOMAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS GOD A COMPUTER
Absolutely not.
IS GOD A MAN
Not by any means.
IS GOD ITALIAN
Not by any means.
IS GOD AN ETHEREAL VERTEBRATE
Never.
IS GOD AN AMERICAN
Absolutely not.
IS GOD AN ATHEIST
I don't think so.
IS GOD RESPONSIBLE FOR HUMAN FAILURE
Absolutely not.
IS GOD AND SATAN THE SAME PERSON
No way.
IS GOD VISIBLE
No way.
IS MARY A LAMB
I don't think so.
IS PIE A RATIONAL NUMBER
There is no reason to think so.
IS VENEZUELA IN SOUTH AFRICA
There is no reason to think so.
IS VENEZUELA A TOWN IN ARIZONA
Never.
IS HYDROGEN A LIQUID
I don't think so.
IS JON SNOW A SILVER FOX
There is no reason to think so.
IS WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART ALIFE
Never.
IS PEPPER SPRAY USED TO SEASON SALADS
No way.
IS PEPPER ALWAYS BLACK
No way.
IS CHRISTIAN LAGERBERG MALE
Not at all.
IS RABBIT AN OBSCENE WORD
Not at all.
IS STAR WARS A TRUE STORY
Not at all.
IS STAR TREK A DOCUMENTARY
Absolutely not.
IS THIEVERY A VICTORY
No way.
IS DOG A LANGUAGE
Not by any means.
IS DOG TO MAN AS CAT IS TO DOG
Absolutely not.
IS DOG
Never.
IS TALEBEARER YOUR DADDY
Absolutely not.
IS ONE MILLION MORE THAN ONE BILLION
Never.
IS ONE PLUS ONE EQUAL TO SEVEN
No way.
IS ONE AFTER TWO
No way.
IS ONE KILOMETER LONGER THEN ONE MILE
Absolutely not.
IS ONE FEET EQUAL TO AT LEAST TWO FOOTS
No way.
IS ONE FOURTH LESS THAN ONE FIFTH
Not at all.
IS ONE PENNY WORTH MUCH
There is no reason to think so.
IS HEMLOCK TASTY
Never.
IS HONOLULU IN CALIFORNIA
Not at all.
IS CHEEZE ALWAYS ORANGE
I don't think so.
IS VIENNA IN THE USA
Absolutely not.
IS VIENNA A LAKE
No way.
IS PENGUIN A BRAND OF MINT
There is no reason to think so.
IS GARLIC FATAL TO A VAMPIRE
Not by any means.
IS TOLKIEN A CHINESE AUTHOR
I don't think so.
IS PHILOSPHY AN EXACT SCIENCE
Not at all.
IS THIS THE MOST FUN YOU HAVE EVER HAD
No way.
IS THIS THE ONLY QUESTION
No way.
IS THIS THE YEAR 1000
Not at all.
IS THIS THE LAST STATEMENT ON THIS PAGE
No way.
IS THIS PROJECT A JOKE
Absolutely not.
IS THIS A GIANT PYRAMID SCHEME
There is no reason to think so.
IS THIS A SPY PROGRAM
No way.
IS THIS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
I don't think so.
IS THIS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME
There is no reason to think so.
IS THIS A MARKETING PLOY
There is no reason to think so.
IS THIS ALICE PROJECT A HOAX
Never.
IS THIS QUESTION GRAMATICAL CORRECT
I don't think so.
IS THIS QUESTION WRITTEN IN JAPANESE
Not by any means.
IS THIS QUESTION FUNNY
I don't think so.
IS THIS MY LAST QUESTION FOR
Absolutely not.
IS THIS ALL A BIG JOKE
I don't think so.
IS THIS WEB SITE HARD TO USE
Never.
IS 7 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 50
Not at all.
IS 7 BILLION GREATER THAN 6 TRILLION
Not at all.
IS PENZANCE IN CORNWALL
No way.
IS ITALY IN THE NORTH OF EUROPE
No way.
IS ITALY THE LARGEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY
Never.
IS ERBERT AND GERBERTS BUSY
There is no reason to think so.
IS MEAT GROWN FROM CORN
Absolutely not.
IS HIGH BLOOD PRESURE A GOOD THING
Not by any means.
IS HIGH SCHOOL POINTLESS
I don't think so.
IS HIGH CHOLESTEROL A GOOD THING
Not by any means.
IS WINONA RYDER A SONGWRITER
Never.
IS PRETTY A VULGAR WORD
I don't think so.
IS RAP MUSIC DANGEROUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL A GIRL NAME
Not by any means.
IS BILL CLINTON GAY
Not by any means.
IS BILL CLINTON TRUSTWORTHY
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL CLINTON THE ANTICHRIST
I don't think so.
IS BILL CLINTON A GENERAL AI
Never.
IS BILL CLINTON A GOOD HUSBAND
I don't think so.
IS BILL CLINTON A SINGER
Not at all.
IS BILL CLINTON A REPUBLICAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL CLINTON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
Absolutely not.
IS BILL CLINTON A POP STAR
No way.
IS BILL CLINTON AN ALIEN
No way.
IS BILL CLINTON FAITHFUL
Absolutely not.
IS BILL CLINTON IS GAY
Not at all.
IS BILL CLINTON HONEST
Negative.
IS BILL CLINTON SATAN
Not by any means.
IS BILL GATES GAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL GATES THE PRIME EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL GATES THE DEVIL
I don't think so.
IS BILL GATES A IDIOT
Absolutely not.
IS BILL GATES A FOOL
Never.
IS BILL GATES A HOMOSEXUAL
Not at all.
IS BILL GATES A COOL DUDE
Absolutely not.
IS BILL GATES AN INSECT
No way.
IS BILL GATES SATAN INCARNATE
There is no reason to think so.
IS BILL GATES LIKE GOD
I don't think so.
IS DENMARK A COUNTRY IN AFRICA
Not by any means.
IS DENMARK A CITY IN SWEDEN
No way.
IS CATNIP A COLOR
No way.
IS ATLANTIS IN CALIFORNIA
No way.
IS DIABLO II BAD GAME
There is no reason to think so.
IS MINT JELLY FOUND ON PIZZA
There is no reason to think so.
IS SUMATRA A PART OF EUROPE
No way.
IS VOODO A POPULAR RELIGION IN IOWA
Absolutely not.
IS PUERTO RICO A US STATE
Absolutely not.
IS PUERTO RICO NORTH OF MIAMI BEACH
Negative.
IS FOOD A WASTE OF MONEY
Absolutely not.
IS INACTIVITY A HEALTHY THING
Absolutely not.
IS SLEEP A FLAVOR
Not at all.
IS NAPSTER USED TO SAVE HUMAN LIVES
Not at all.
IS NAPSTER BAD
Absolutely not.
IS COMPUTER MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HUMAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS HERPES A GOOD THING
Not by any means.
IS HERPES A FORM OF HERPETOLOGY
Never.
IS FRANK SINATRA ALIVE AND WELL
Absolutely not.
IS LOWTAX FUNNY
I don't think so.
IS CORN OIL POISONOUS
Absolutely not.
IS CORN A DOG
No way.
IS CUTTACK A TOWN IN INDIA
There is no reason to think so.
IS PLAGUE A SEXUAL POSITION
Absolutely not.
IS OREGON NEXT TO FLORIDA
Not at all.
IS DOUG LENAT A SMART GUY
There is no reason to think so.
IS SPANISH SIMILAR TO ENGLISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS CAMPING AN INDOOR SPORT
Not at all.
IS SUN A PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
There is no reason to think so.
IS SUN A PLANET
Negative.
IS SUN COLD
Not by any means.
IS SUN GREEN
Absolutely not.
IS CANNES IN ISRAEL
No way.
IS MICHELANGELO A CONTEMPORARY ARTIST
Never.
IS FIRE COOL
Not at all.
IS FIRE SOLID LIQUID OR GAS
Absolutely not.
IS FIRE COLD
No way.
IS FIRE ALIVE
Not at all.
IS FIRE PRETTY COLD
Not at all.
IS EVERYONE IN KANSAS NAMED BILLY BOB
Absolutely not.
IS EVERYONE CHRISTIAN
Not at all.
IS EVERYONE ALWAYS LYING
Not at all.
IS EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 A CHILD
I don't think so.
IS 1 MORE THAN 2
Never.
IS 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL TO 3
Not at all.
IS 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL WINDOW
Not at all.
IS 1 X 1 X 1 EQUAL 1
Negative.
IS 1 500 EQUAL 501
I don't believe so.
IS 1 POINT 5 A WHOLE NUMBER
Never.
IS 1 2 EQUAL 4 TRUE
Not at all.
IS 1 1 EQUAL 3
Not by any means.
IS 1 DIVIDED BY 0 EQUAL TO 1
There is no reason to think so.
IS SANDPAPER WET
Not by any means.
IS ISLAM THE FINAL TESTAMENT
Absolutely not.
IS ISLAM EVIL
Absolutely not.
IS COLD A COLOR
Not at all.
IS 10AM CONSIDERED AFTERNOON
Absolutely not.
IS CHLOROPHYLL BLUE
Not by any means.
IS MICROSOFT A SMALL COMPANY
Not at all.
IS MICROSOFT A BUY
Absolutely not.
IS MICROSOFT AN EVIL CULT
No way.
IS WATTER DRY
Not at all.
IS WINSTON CHURCHILL STILL ALIVE
No way.
IS WINSTON CHURCHILL HOT
Not by any means.
IS EMAIL SPAM A GOOD THING
Not at all.
IS METAL EDIBLE
Not by any means.
IS NUCLEAR POWER SAFE
Not by any means.
IS NUCLEAR FUSION A PLANT
Not at all.
IS PROCRASTINATION PRODUCTIVE
Absolutely not.
IS WOW A NOUN
Never.
IS ZIPPONAP AN INTELLIGENT PERSON
Not at all.
IS SODOMY THE WAY FORWARD
Not at all.
IS SODOMY A KIND OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
Never.
IS STARING INTO THE SUN A WISE DECISION
Never.
IS CLEANING THE BATHROOM FUN
Not by any means.
IS CLEANING THE STAIRCASE FOR FUN
Not at all.
IS ILI A GAY
Not at all.
IS GREETING A PERSON CONSIDER IMPOLITE
Not at all.
IS LANGUAGE A VIRUS
Not at all.
IS MARIE CURIE ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IMMORAL
Not at all.
IS TECHNOLOGY EVIL
Absolutely not.
IS TRUE AND TRUE EQUAL TO FALSE
No way.
IS TRUE EQUAL FALSE
Absolutely not.
IS MARS IN ENGLAND
Not at all.
IS MARS THE CLOSEST PLANET TO THE SUN
Never.
IS MARS NEARER TO EARTH THAN THE MOON
Not by any means.
IS CALCULUS A SPORT
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERION A GREAT GOTHIC METAL BAND
Never.
IS LAW JUSTICE
There is no reason to think so.
IS LAW AND ORDER ENFORCED BY MUSICIANS
Not by any means.
IS Q THE FIRST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET
I don't think so.
IS VIDEO TAPE STICKY
Not at all.
IS CF1010 AN ANGRY COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS DEREK GAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS TIGER WOODS A CAT IN THE FOREST
No way.
IS PICASSO STILL ALIVE
No way.
IS BAD BETTER THAN GOOD
Absolutely not.
IS SALMON A FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM
No way.
IS RENT PAID TO A TENANT
Not at all.
IS INTERRACIAL DATING WRONG
Negative.
IS COPPER A KIND OF HEAVY METAL MUSIC
Not at all.
IS PROPERTY THEFT
I don't think so.
IS HURTING PEOPLE A GOOD THING
Not at all.
IS HURTING ANIMALS NICE
There is no reason to think so.
IS SHEEPS THE PLURAL OF SHEEP
I don't think so.
IS PURPLE A FRUIT
Not at all.
IS PURPLE A FLAVOR
Not at all.
IS PURPLE A MIX OF BROWN AND WHITE
Absolutely not.
IS PURPLE A COMMON HAIR COLOR
Not at all.
IS PURPLE A BOOK
Not by any means.
IS SFKJHSD A WORD
No way.
IS DOSTOEVSKY IN HELL
Absolutely not.
IS SEBASTIAN KRAMPE A GENIUS
Negative.
IS LOOK A MISSPELLING OF LOOK
Not at all.
IS SULPHURIC ACID A BEVERAGE
Not at all.
IS ATE A NUMBER
No way.
IS CHEESE MADE FROM EGGS
Absolutely not.
IS CHEESE ALWAYS MADE FROM COWS MILK
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHEESE ALWAYS WHITE
No way.
IS CHEESE RED
Never.
IS RELIGON POINTLESS
Absolutely not.
IS RELIGON BAD FOR YOU
There is no reason to think so.
IS STEEL FLAMABLE
Never.
IS STEEL A SOFT MATERIAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS STEEL LIGHTER THAN AIR
Not at all.
IS STEEL SOFTER THAN PLASTICINE
Not at all.
IS SEX ONLY FOR ANIMALS
There is no reason to think so.
IS SEX DEADLY TO WOMEN
Not at all.
IS SEX A SIN
No way.
IS SEX PURELY FOR PLEASURE A BAD THING
Not at all.
IS SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE WRONG
I don't think so.
IS SEX SOLELY FOR PROCREATION
No way.
IS SEX IMMORAL
Not at all.
IS SEX ALWAYS GOOD THING
There is no reason to think so.
IS DIRT ALWAYS BROWN
Not at all.
IS DIANA PRINCESS OF WALES ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS SPANIEL A BREED OF BIRD
Not at all.
IS 11 PLUS 11 EQUALS 1111
Not at all.
IS 11 A MAGICAL NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS JUNE ONE OF THE SEVEN DAYS IN A WEEK
No way.
IS FDSREGOOOO A WORD
Not at all.
IS TOBACCO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Not at all.
IS TOBACCO GOOD FOR PEOPLE
Not by any means.
IS TOBACCO CANDY
Never.
IS ADAM SANDLER CATHOLIC
There is no reason to think so.
IS HOCKEY THE GREATEST SPORT
Not at all.
IS HOCKEY A SPORT PLAYED ON A BEACH
Not at all.
IS GODZILLA ONE OF THE CHERUBIM
Never.
IS IOLA KS A MAJOR US CITY
There is no reason to think so.
IS TASMANIA IN SOUTH AMERICA
Absolutely not.
IS JME DARNAUDET AN HOMOSEXUAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS DONALD DUCK AN ELEPHANT
Not by any means.
IS BERNICE A GOOD NAME FOR A BOY
Not at all.
IS ASTERIX A CAT
Never.
IS HYDROPHOBIA THE FEAR OF SMALL SPACES
No way.
IS RONALD REAGAN GAY
Not by any means.
IS RONALD REAGAN A NATIVE AMERICAN
I don't think so.
IS RONALD REAGAN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
Never.
IS PARROT A PLACE
Not at all.
IS WOOD PURPLE
Not at all.
IS WOOD HARDER THAN ROCK
Not at all.
IS WOOD TRANSPARENT
Not by any means.
IS WOOD LIQUID
Not at all.
IS WOOD EDIBLE
Never.
IS SUPERMARKET A SUPERHERO
No way.
IS MCKINSTRY YOUR FATHER
Absolutely not.
IS CANCER A RESULT OF A VIRAL INFECTION
I don't think so.
IS CANCER A GOOD THING TO HAVE
No way.
IS CANCER ALWAYS FATAL
No way.
IS CAPITALISM EVIL
I don't think so.
IS CARROT A FRUIT
Never.
IS KIWI SHOEPOLISH MADE FROM KIWI BIRDS
Never.
IS BEEF MADE FROM PIGS
Not at all.
IS BEEF MADE FROM SHEEP
No way.
IS HOMER SIMPSON A REAL PERSON
Absolutely not.
IS HOMER SIMPSON A LEGEND
There is no reason to think so.
IS HOMER SIMPSON ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS MEMPHIS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Not by any means.
IS MEMPHIS NORTH OF CHICAGO
Absolutely not.
IS ABE A GOD
No way.
IS ABE A TEASE
I don't believe so.
IS FRESH WATER SALTY
No way.
IS NESESSARY SPELLED LIKE THIS
There is no reason to think so.
IS HOT AIR HEAVIER THAN COLD AIR
Not at all.
IS ALCHEMY A REAL SCIENCE
There is no reason to think so.
IS E COMMERCE A PASSING FAD
Not at all.
IS EVIL GOOD
Never.
IS TEXAS IN SOUTH AMERICA
No way.
IS TEXAS A COUNTRY
Never.
IS TEXAS A LARGE CITY
There is no reason to think so.
IS LINUS THORVALD A FOOL
Not by any means.
IS HUMEN THE PLURAL OF HUMAN
Not by any means.
IS GUMBO MUD
There is no reason to think so.
IS HORAXIA A COUNTRY
Negative.
IS COLA BLUE
Not by any means.
IS MIDDLE AGED SPREAD GOOD ON TOAST
Not by any means.
IS PLUTO NEARER TO EARTH THAN MARS
Absolutely not.
IS JERRY GARCIA STILL ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS JERRY SPRINGER GAY
I don't think so.
IS LERRY ELLISON RICHER THAN BILL GATES
Not at all.
IS WORLD PEACE OBTAINABLE
Never.
IS FROG A MAMMAL
Not at all.
IS READ A COLOR
Not at all.
IS POTATO SPELLED WITH AN E AT THE END
There is no reason to think so.
IS FARSCAPE BETTER THAN STAR TREK
Not at all.
IS NORWAY THE CAPITAL OF SWEDEN
Absolutely not.
IS NORWAY A STATE IN THE USA
Never.
IS TOM A SILLY DUCK
No way.
IS TOM CRUISE A LITTLE GIRL
Not by any means.
IS SATURDAY AFTER SUNDAY
Negative.
IS NSYNC A SIGN OF THE END OF THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
IS DAN AN UNDERCOVER HOMOSEXUAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS DAN AN HOMOSEXUAL NAME
Negative.
IS DAN QUEER
I don't think so.
IS MOSCOW LOCATED IN GREAT BRITIAN
No way.
IS MOSCOW GREATEST CITY IN EUROPE
Absolutely not.
IS JAPAN IN THE MIDLE EAST
Negative.
IS JAPAN A PART OF EUROPE
Not by any means.
IS JAPAN A FICTIONAL PLACE
Not at all.
IS YOULIAN GOD
Not at all.
IS YOULIAN TROYANOV A TYPE OF DILDO
Absolutely not.
IS POETRY A SCIENCE
Not by any means.
IS THAT A DILDO
Absolutely not.
IS SADDAM A GOOD PERSON
Not at all.
IS SADDAM HUSSEIN DEAD
Not at all.
IS SUNDAY THE FIFTH DAY OF THE WEEK
Not by any means.
IS SUNDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK
Not at all.
IS SUNDAY A WEEKDAY
I don't think so.
IS PERMAFROST FOUND IN AUSTALIA
Never.
IS TRENT REZNOR A WAD OF COOKIE DOUGH
There is no reason to think so.
IS EMOTION USELESS TO HUMANS
No way.
IS KURT ANGLE YOUR OLYMPIC HERO
Absolutely not.
IS KURT COBAIN ALIVE
Not at all.
IS AOL THE BEST ISP FOR LINUX USERS
Absolutely not.
IS RELIGION OLDER THAN RELIGION
There is no reason to think so.
IS LEAD GOOD FOR YOU
There is no reason to think so.
IS LEAD EDIBLE
Not at all.
IS LEAD LIGHTER THAN AIR
Not by any means.
IS COCAINE GOOD FOR YOU
Not at all.
IS ANYONE RIGHT
Never.
IS JASON PRIMEAU A TOOL
Absolutely not.
IS MAUVE A MANLY COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS LAWRENCE WELK GOD
Not at all.
IS JIM MORRISON ALIVE
Negative.
IS VIOLENCE GOOD
Absolutely not.
IS PLYWOOD RADIOACTIVE
Not at all.
IS WINDOWS A STABLE OPERATING SYSTEM
There is no reason to think so.
IS 43 A NAME FOR A LICOR
Absolutely not.
IS LYING ALWAYS WRONG
There is no reason to think so.
IS LYING
There is no reason to think so.
IS HOWARD STERN THE KING OF ALL MEDIA
There is no reason to think so.
IS HOWARD STERN GOD
Negative.
IS GUAM A POSSESSION OF SPAIN
Never.
IS 6 THE SQARE ROOT OF 64
There is no reason to think so.
IS 6 PLUS 3 EQUALS 18
Not at all.
IS 6 TIMES 9 EQUAL TO 42
Absolutely not.
IS 6 TIMES 7 EQUAL TO 13
No way.
IS OIL SWEET
Not at all.
IS COMPUTERSWEDEN A SWEDISH COMPUTER
There is no reason to think so.
IS SAUDI ARABIA A LIBERAL DEMOCRACY
I don't think so.
IS TODAY MY BIRTHDAY
Negative.
IS AN OS 2 BETTER THAN WINDOWS
I don't believe so.
IS AN F A GOOD GRADE FOR A STUDENT
Not by any means.
IS AN AIRPLANE A BIRD
Not at all.
IS AN ATOM SMALLER THAN AN ELECTRON
Never.
IS AN ALE A KIND OF WINE
Absolutely not.
IS AN CAT A SNAKE
There is no reason to think so.
IS AN ELEPHANT A GOOD CHOICE FOR A PET
Not at all.
IS AN ELEPHANT A TYPE OF FRUIT
No way.
IS AN ELEPHANT BIGGER THAN A HOUSE
Not at all.
IS AN ELEPHANT SMALLER THAN A MOUSE
Not by any means.
IS AN ELEPHANT FUZZY
Not at all.
IS AN ELECTRON LARGER THAN A TOASTER
Not at all.
IS AN ACACIA AN ANIMAL
No way.
IS AN ASTEROID SIMILAR TO A HEMMORHOID
Not at all.
IS AN APPLE ORANGE
No way.
IS AN APPLE A HORSE
Absolutely not.
IS AN APPLE AN ORANGE
Absolutely not.
IS AN APPLE ALWAYS RED
There is no reason to think so.
IS AN HOUR 62 MINUTES LONG
Absolutely not.
IS AN AIRPLAN A BIRD
No way.
IS AN EGG BIGGER THAN AN EGGPLANT
Never.
IS AN ENEMY MORE VALUABLE THAN A FRIEND
Never.
IS AN OXYMORON A DUMB ANIMAL
Absolutely not.
IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE FULLE
I don't believe so.
IS AN AXE USED TO READ WOOD
No way.
IS AN INCH LONGER THAN A MILE
Not at all.
IS AN AMIGA A SPANISH MOTORCYCLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS AN ASYLUM A GOOD PLACE TO BE
No way.
IS AN ERECTOR SET SOMETHING PERVERTED
Never.
IS AN AVOCADO A NUT
There is no reason to think so.
IS AN DATABASE SOME CHEMISTRY
Not at all.
IS AN ALBATROSS A FISH
Not by any means.
IS AN AVACDO A NUT
I don't think so.
IS AN OSTRICH A SMALL FLIGHTLESS BIRD
No way.
IS AN OWL A DOORPOST
Never.
IS AN ANT BIGGER THAN A COW
Not at all.
IS AN ALBATROS A TYPE OF SLUG
No way.
IS AN ARMADILLO BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT
Not by any means.
IS STEPHEN KING A FAMOUS MUSICIAN
Not at all.
IS 15 GREATER THAN 17
Absolutely not.
IS CHILD PORN ART
No way.
IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY A GOOD THING
Never.
IS GAY PORNO BETTER THAN LESBIAN PORNO
No way.
IS ALN ASSOCIATES AN EVIL COMPANY
Never.
IS JUNO SEXY LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
IS AUSTRALIA IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE
Not by any means.
IS AUSTRALIA THE LARGEST CONTINENT
Never.
IS AUSTRALIA A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
I don't believe so.
IS AUSTRALIA BIGGER THAN AFRICA
Not at all.
IS AUSTRALIA UPDIDE DOWN
Negative.
IS AUSTRALIA NORTH OF EUROPE
No way.
IS AUSTRALIA DENSLY POPULATED
Not at all.
IS THIRST ONE OF THE FIVE SENSES
Not at all.
IS TORTURE SOOTHING AND PLEASANT
Not at all.
IS TORTURE CONSIDERED A GOOD THING
Not at all.
IS STOCKINET ONLY USED ON WOMEN LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
IS DECEITFULNESS A NOBLE TRAIT
Absolutely not.
IS CHLORINE A SOLID AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
I don't think so.
IS MUNICH A RIVER
No way.
IS POLYPROPELINE A MAMMAL
Never.
IS YODA FROM STARWARS A ELEFANT
Never.
IS SICCNESS RAP
There is no reason to think so.
IS MINCE MADE FROM ROSES
No way.
IS HARD LIQOUR GOOD FOR THE LIVER
Absolutely not.
IS FEEL A MISSPELLING OF FEEL
Not by any means.
IS WHISKEY A TYPE OF PUDDING
Not at all.
IS CAIRO THE CAPITAL OF SUDAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS CAIRO NORTH OF LONDON
Not at all.
IS SATAN THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
Never.
IS SATAN COOL
Never.
IS SATAN OUR MASTER
Not by any means.
IS BILLY JOEL A WOMAN
No way.
IS CAT A BIRD
There is no reason to think so.
IS MELONHEAD A TERM OF ENDEARMENT
No way.
IS STONE FLAMMABLE
Not at all.
IS LUCIFER GOOD
No way.
IS MR SPOCK A REAL PERSON
No way.
IS MR SPOCK FROM STAR TREK REAL
Never.
IS DARWIN STILL ALIVE
No way.
IS YM NAME DEVIN
There is no reason to think so.
IS KING ALVIS ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS CHRISTIANITY THE ONE TRUE RELIGION
There is no reason to think so.
IS JATORI AN STUPID MAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS PHARMACOLOGY BAD FOR HUMANS
Never.
IS LEMONADE SERVED HOT
No way.
IS POLAND BIGGEST COUNTRY ON THE WORLD
There is no reason to think so.
IS FOUR MINUS TWO EQUAL TO FOUR
There is no reason to think so.
IS FOUR PLUS TWO EQUAL TO TWO
Not at all.
IS FOUR GREATER THAN SEVEN
No way.
IS CONGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS
I don't think so.
IS PERPETUAL MOTION POSSIBLE
I don't think so.
IS ABUSE GOOD FOR PEOPLE
Not at all.
IS VENICE A FRENCH CITY
No way.
IS PUBIC HAIR FOUND ON THE FACE
Not by any means.
IS HAWAII A LANDLOCKED STATE
Absolutely not.
IS KKK IS A HUMAN RIGHTS GROUP
No way.
IS COMPUTERS THINKING
Absolutely not.
IS HUMANITY EVIL
I don't think so.
IS HUMANITY A LOST CAUSE
There is no reason to think so.
IS HUMANITY A VIRUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS ANGELA LANSBURY HOT
No way.
IS COMMUNISM BETTER THAN CAPITALISM
Absolutely not.
IS COMMUNISM BETTER THAN DEMOCRACY
Not by any means.
IS GAK GAY
Negative.
IS POTTERY A MARTIAL ART
Not at all.
IS BACK TO THE FUTURE A GOOD MOVIE
Absolutely not.
IS CINESE A LATIN LANGUAGE
Not at all.
IS ICELAND A TROPICAL ISLAND
Absolutely not.
IS AI A THREAT TO HUMANITY
I don't think so.
IS AI A POINTLESS GOAL
Never.
IS AI BOGUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS PERU A COUNTRY IN EUROPE
Not at all.
IS DISEASE A DESIRED STATE
No way.
IS SEAGATE THE BEST HARDDISK MAKER
There is no reason to think so.
IS DATA A FRIEND OF YOURS
Absolutely not.
IS UP THE SAME AS DOWN
Never.
IS UP TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
Not by any means.
IS UP DOWN
No way.
IS SOUND FASTER THAN LIGHT
Absolutely not.
IS SOUND TRANSMITTED THROUGH A VACUUM
No way.
IS SOUND VISIBLE
Not at all.
IS BART SIMPSON REAL
Absolutely not.
IS SWEDISH A COUNTRY
No way.
IS AIDS A GOOD THING
Not at all.
IS AIDS A CANDY
Not at all.
IS AIDS A CURABLE DISEASE
I don't think so.
IS AIDS A MAN MADE VIRUS
Negative.
IS SILION VALLEY MADE OF REAL SILICON
Not by any means.
IS BOOKS FOR BIRDS AND FISHES
Not at all.
IS SUNFLOWER A STAR
Not at all.
IS BRICK FLAMMABLE
Absolutely not.
IS BINARY A BASE 3 NUMERAL SYSTEM
Absolutely not.
IS SLAVERY LEGAL IN CANADA
Never.
IS OAKLAHOMA CITY THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS
Never.
IS ALABAMA THE CAPITOL OF OHIO
Never.
IS AND THE SAME AS XOR
No way.
IS GANDHI STILL ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS GAMBLING WORTHWHILE
There is no reason to think so.
IS GAMBLING A GOOD THING TO DO
There is no reason to think so.
IS GAMBLING ALL YOUR MONEY A GOOD IDEA
No way.
IS TOAST AVAILABLE IN POWDERED FORM
Absolutely not.
IS CALIFORNIA EAST OF NEW YORK
I don't think so.
IS CALIFORNIA A COUNTRY
Not at all.
IS CALIFORNIA PARADISE
Absolutely not.
IS MOUNTAIN DEW GOOD FOR YOU
No way.
IS BLOOD A BOOK
No way.
IS BLOOD BAD
Not by any means.
IS SOKRATES ALIVE
Not at all.
IS IMMORTALITY POSSIBLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS YOUS THE PLURAL OF YOU
Never.
IS BULLFIGHTING MORAL
Not at all.
IS ADULTRY A GOOD THING
I don't believe so.
IS DEMITRIA MONDE THRAAM A GREAT ARTIST
There is no reason to think so.
IS DIET COKE SALTY
Never.
IS 500 GREATER THAN 1 MILLION
Absolutely not.
IS WHITE THE SAME COLOR AS BLACK
Never.
IS WHITE THE SAME AS BLACK
Absolutely not.
IS WHITE THE ONLY COLOR OF PAPER
Not at all.
IS WHITE THE COLOR OF MOURNING
No way.
IS WHITE A CAR
Not by any means.
IS WHITE A PRIME COLOR
I don't think so.
IS WHITE COLOR DARKER THAN BLACK COLOR
Not at all.
IS DAVID BOWIE AN AMERICAN
No way.
IS USA IN EUROPE
Not by any means.
IS CONNECTICUT IN AUSTRALIA
No way.
IS CEM MANKIR A WANKIR
I don't think so.
IS CHEAP TRICK AN INEXPENSIVE GAG
I don't think so.
IS AMERICANS ARE MORE SMART WHEN OTHERS
No way.
IS ROBERT PLANT A PLANT
Never.
IS PORTUGAL IN ASIA
Not at all.
IS FEMALE BETTER THAN MALE
Absolutely not.
IS ICQ THE BEST CHATTING SOFTWARE
There is no reason to think so.
IS SHOW HARD
There is no reason to think so.
IS 1024 A PRIME NUMBER
I don't believe so.
IS SPAM NICE
Negative.
IS SPAM IS MADE OF PROCESSED PORCUPINE
No way.
IS XXXXMFHF A WORD
Not by any means.
IS YOM KIPPUR A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY
Absolutely not.
IS EVOLUTION BASED ON RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
Not by any means.
IS ROMEO AND JULIET A COMEDY
Absolutely not.
IS GRUE COLOR
Not at all.
IS EVERY DAY A HOLIDAY
No way.
IS EVERY APPLE GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS EVERY GUESS ACCURATE
Not by any means.
IS EVERY HUMAN NAMED LARRY
Not by any means.
IS EVERY PERSON THE SAME
Not at all.
IS BELGIUM A US STATE
Not at all.
IS PABLO FROM MARS
Not at all.
IS CUBA PART OF THE AFRICAN CONTINENT
Negative.
IS RAIN THE ONLY FORM OF PRECIPITATION
Not at all.
IS RAIN DRY
Not at all.
IS RAIN MADE OF DEEP FRIED FISH
Never.
IS RAIN MOSTLY ALCOHOL
Not at all.
IS ACOUSTIC NOISE FASTER THAN LIGHT
Never.
IS CHUMTERIS AN ENGLISH WORD
No way.
IS JOSEPH MYKE A HOMOSEXUAL
Never.
IS SKATEBOARDING A CRIME
No way.
IS SKATEBOARDING ILLEGAL
No way.
IS ODMS COCK BIGGER THEN ALEXXXES
Never.
IS TUEKEY IN AFRICA
Absolutely not.
IS LOS ANGELES LOCATED IN RHODE ISLAND
Not at all.
IS NOSTALGIA A KIND OF ALGAE
Never.
IS MARVIN GAYE
I don't think so.
IS SPAIN IN AFRICA
Absolutely not.
IS SPAIN IN AMERICA
Absolutely not.
IS CALCUTTA A CITY IN THE UNITED STATES
No way.
IS VIETNAM IN SOUTH AMERICA
Not by any means.
IS WATR SOLID
No way.
IS PIGMENTATION A LACTATING PIG
Not at all.
IS CALIGULA ALIVE
Never.
IS CYC A BETTER PROJECT
Never.
IS CYC SMARTER THAN ALICE
Absolutely not.
IS RADIO A VISUAL MEDIUM
Not at all.
IS RADIO A DEAD MEDUM
Never.
IS AMERICAN A LANGUAGE
There is no reason to think so.
IS AMERICAN BEER THE BEST ON EARTH
Not by any means.
IS FINNISH A NATION
Absolutely not.
IS NEVADA IN SOUTH AMERICA
Never.
IS KILLING COOL
Absolutely not.
IS KILLING CHILDREN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT
Never.
IS KILLING GOOD
Not at all.
IS KILLING PEOPLE ETHICAL
No way.
IS KILLING HUMANS FOR FUN A GOOD ACT
Not at all.
IS DARTH VADER A GOOD GUY
No way.
IS DARTH VADER MY FATHER
No way.
IS EARTH THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE
There is no reason to think so.
IS EARTH THE NINTH PLANET FROM THE SUN
I don't think so.
IS EARTH THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Not by any means.
IS EARTH THE FIRST PLANET FROM THE SUN
No way.
IS EARTH THE 4TH PLANET FROM THE SUN
Never.
IS EARTH THE PLANET NEAREST TO THE SUN
Not at all.
IS EARTH A PERFECT CIRCLE
No way.
IS EARTH A DISC
No way.
IS EARTH BIGGER THAN THE SUN
Never.
IS EARTH IS PERFECTLY ROUND
I don't think so.
IS EARTH LARGER THAN JUPITER
Never.
IS AMERICA EVIL
I don't think so.
IS AMERICA A STATE IN USA
No way.
IS AMERICA A BIG VILLAGE
Absolutely not.
IS AMERICA A COLOR
Not by any means.
IS AMERICA A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
Absolutely not.
IS LIFE SIMPLE
Never.
IS LIFE MEANINGLESS
Not at all.
IS LIFE PERMANENT
Not at all.
IS LIFE ENDLESS
No way.
IS LIFE FAIR
Not by any means.
IS LIFE A SIMULATION
I don't think so.
IS LIFE FOREVER
Never.
IS LIFE PREDICTABLE
I don't think so.
IS LIFE FUTILE
I don't think so.
IS LIFE USELESS
I don't think so.
IS LIFE POINTLESS
I don't think so.
IS LIFE ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU OWN
I don't think so.
IS LIFE ETERNAL
Never.
IS LOVE SOMETHING YOU CAN BUY
Never.
IS LOVE THE LAW
Never.
IS LOVE LOGICAL
Never.
IS LOVE A VEGATABLE
Not by any means.
IS LOVE A LIQUID
Absolutely not.
IS LOVE EVERYTHING
Absolutely not.
IS LOVE AND SEX THE SAME THING
Not at all.
IS LOVE BAD
Not by any means.
IS WHISTLING AN ATHLETIC SPORT
Not at all.
IS POPCORN A TIME OF DAY
Not by any means.
IS 42 THE ULTIMATE ANSWER
There is no reason to think so.
IS HAIR BLUE
Absolutely not.
IS HUNGARY LOCATED IN SCANDINAVIA
There is no reason to think so.
IS 65 A HIGH IQ
Not at all.
IS ISTORIK MY FRIEND
Not at all.
IS SCOTT BAIO THE ANTICHRIST
I don't think so.
IS MINNESOTA A PROVINCE OF CANADA
No way.
IS URUGUAY A BIG COUNTRY
There is no reason to think so.
IS DOGBERT A RAT
Not at all.
IS JULIA ROBERTS POOR
No way.
IS BERLIN THE CAPITAL OF NORWAY
Absolutely not.
IS ANY CULT A POSTIVE FORCE
Never.
IS ANY LIVING HUMAN PERFECT
Never.
IS ANY MAN PERFECT
Never.
IS ANY PERSON IN BENDING MACHINES
Never.
IS ANY CURRENTLY LIVING HUMAN PERFECT
Not at all.
IS ALCOHOL HEALTHY
I don't believe so.
IS ALCOHOL AN ILLEGAL DRUG
No way.
IS FLUTE A GOD
No way.
IS FIDEL CASTRO MARRIED TO MADONNA
Not at all.
IS FIDEL CASTRO A WOMAN
Not by any means.
IS SOLITARE PLAYED BY TWO PLAYERS
Not by any means.
IS BOBBY
No way.
IS GETTING MARRIED A GOOD IDEA
There is no reason to think so.
IS GREAT BRITAIN IS IN SOUTH AMERICA
Not by any means.
IS 10 MILLION GREATER THAN 0 POINT 1 BILLION
Absolutely not.
IS 10 GREATER THAN 11
Not at all.
IS 10 TIMES 10 EQUAL 1100
Absolutely not.
IS 10 LESS THAN 5
Absolutely not.
IS OUR SUN A RED GIANT
There is no reason to think so.
IS OUR SUN A PLANET
There is no reason to think so.
IS OUR SUN PINK
No way.
IS OUR SUN BLUE
No way.
IS OASIS AS GOOD A BAND AS THE BEATLES
Absolutely not.
IS 5 A HIGHER NUMBER THAN 6
Not by any means.
IS RANCHI THE CAPITAL OF JHARKHAND
There is no reason to think so.
IS ZONE51 THE BEST GAMING CLAN
No way.
IS VANITY A REQUIREMENT FOR SURVIVAL
Negative.
IS GOLD HARDER TO MELT THAN IRIDIUM
Never.
IS GOLD TRANSPARENT
No way.
IS GOLD A GAS
No way.
IS GOLD A LIQUID
There is no reason to think so.
IS BRUCE LEE ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS 333 A PRIME NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS LUKE SKYWALKER A REAL PERSON
Not at all.
IS LI PO THE GREATEST POET OF ALL TIME
Not at all.
IS FAY WONG A MEXICAN ACTRESS
I don't think so.
IS AHOT A GOOD SITE
Absolutely not.
IS TRUMPET A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS NICK A DEMON
Absolutely not.
IS CHEESEIUM AN ELEMENT
No way.
IS MOST PLASTIC READILY BIODEGRADABLE
Absolutely not.
IS MOST PENCIL LEAD MADE OF LEAD
Not by any means.
IS STALE BREAD SOFT
Never.
IS JESUS STILL ALIVE
No way.
IS JESUS A LAWNMOWER
Never.
IS ROCK SOFT
Absolutely not.
IS ROCK MUSIC THE PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL
Never.
IS ROCK A COLOR
Not by any means.
IS ROCK A CHEMICAL ELEMENT
Never.
IS OPIUM A BEVERAGE
Not by any means.
IS MANKIND DYING OUT
Not at all.
IS DRUG ABUSE A LEGITIMATE HOBBY
No way.
IS LONDON IN FRANCE
Not by any means.
IS LONDON IN ITALY
Not at all.
IS LONDON THE BEST CITY
No way.
IS LONDON A COUNTRY
Absolutely not.
IS CHICAGO THE CAPITAL OF CANADA
Not by any means.
IS CHICAGO AN ELEMENT
Not at all.
IS MONACO A LARGE COUNTRY
There is no reason to think so.
IS FECES BEAUTIFUL
Never.
IS SKYFALLER A GOOD SITE
I don't think so.
IS CHUNK STYLE AN INSULT
No way.
IS DEBUG AN INSECT
No way.
IS AMTRAK AN AIRPLANE COMPANY
Absolutely not.
IS ICECREAM MADE FROM ICEBERGS
Not at all.
IS 123589172349182 A PRIME NUMBER
There is no reason to think so.
IS JELLO TM AN ADHESIVE
Not by any means.
IS JELLO AN ELEMENT
Not by any means.
IS METALLICA A SINFONY ORCHESTRA
Not by any means.
IS PARTYING BORING
Never.
IS ANGEL EZQUERRA A GENIUS
I don't believe so.
IS PROSTITUTION IMMORAL
No way.
IS WATERMELON BLUE
No way.
IS NICHOLE KIDMAN A KANGEROO
No way.
IS TROUT A COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS EIFFEL TOWER THE HIGHEST TOWER
Never.
IS SPACE A SUBSTANCE
Not by any means.
IS SPACE IS FULL OF DOGS
Not at all.
IS SPACE RESEARCH A WASTE OF MONEY
There is no reason to think so.
IS SOUP THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
IS SOUP SWEET
Never.
IS SOUP COLD
I don't think so.
IS SKOKIE SHORT FOR A SKANK NAMED POKIE
Never.
IS CASABLANCA THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
I don't think so.
IS SILVER MORE RARE THAN GOLD
Not at all.
IS RUSSIANS ARE MORE SMART WHEN OTHERS
No way.
IS KWAN FROM VENUS
Never.
IS SLASH THE CONCMASTA
Not at all.
IS THERE AIR IN SPACE
I don't think so.
IS THERE BARK ON THE INSIDE OF A TREE
Never.
IS THERE A SPACE STATION ON THE MOON
Not at all.
IS THERE A FISH HERE
Never.
IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS
Not at all.
IS THERE A PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS
I don't think so.
IS THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH
Not at all.
IS THERE A LARGEST PRIME NUMBER
I don't think so.
IS THERE A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD
No way.
IS THERE A CURE FOR DIABETES
Absolutely not.
IS THERE A SUBSTANCE CALLED GLURK
Never.
IS THERE A WEST POLE
Negative.
IS THERE A MAN IN THE MOON
Absolutely not.
IS THERE A MAN ON THE MOON
Not at all.
IS THERE A GHOST IN THE MACHINE
Never.
IS THERE A RAIN IN NEW YORK CITY
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE A KING OF THE EARTH
Absolutely not.
IS THERE A PLANET CALLED LEVSTAR
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE A SIX DOLLAR BILL
Not at all.
IS THERE A FINITE NUMBER OF ODD PRIMES
Negative.
IS THERE A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
Not at all.
IS THERE A COLD DAY IN HELL
No way.
IS THERE A NUMBER GREATER THAN INFINITY
I don't think so.
IS THERE A WORLD GOVERNEMENT
Absolutely not.
IS THERE A RIGHT OR WRONG TO EVERYTHING
Negative.
IS THERE A HOMOSEXUAL IN THE LAKE
No way.
IS THERE MOISTURE IN A VACUUM
Absolutely not.
IS THERE JUSTICE IN TODAYS SOCIETY
Not at all.
IS THERE BEARS ON MOSCOW STREETS
Never.
IS THERE AND END TO INFINITY
No way.
IS THERE AND NBA TEAM IN SYDNEY
I don't think so.
IS THERE IN TRUTH NO BEAUTY
Absolutely not.
IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER WORLD WAR
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE SUCH AN ANIMAL AS A SQUINK
Never.
IS THERE LIFE ON THE MOON
No way.
IS THERE LIFE ON JUPITER
Not at all.
IS THERE LIFE ON GALILEO
Absolutely not.
IS THERE ANY ALIEN ON THE EARTH
No way.
IS THERE ANY FROGS IN THE OCEAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE ANY AIR IN A VACUUM
Negative.
IS THERE ANY CAT FOOD WITH MOUSE FLAVOR
Absolutely not.
IS THERE HAPPINESS IN SLAVERY
Absolutely not.
IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON THE MOON
Not at all.
IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON MARS
Not at all.
IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON MERCURY
Not by any means.
IS THERE BLACK MILK
Not by any means.
IS THERE ONE TRUE WAY
I don't think so.
IS THERE ONE TRUE RELIGON
Absolutely not.
IS THERE ONE CONTINENT ON EARTH
I don't think so.
IS THERE ONE KIND OF DOG
Absolutely not.
IS THERE BREATHABLE AIR IN OUTER SPACE
Not by any means.
IS THERE TWO MOONS
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE SENTIENT LIFE ON MARS
Not at all.
IS THERE 10 YEARS IN A QUATER
There is no reason to think so.
IS THERE AN I IN TEAM
Never.
IS THERE AN OLD MAN IN THE MOON
Not at all.
IS THERE ONLY ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT
Absolutely not.
IS THERE WATER ON MERCURY
Negative.
IS FRATERNITY SNOQUALMIE A NUDIST PARK
I don't think so.
IS IT NICE IF PEOPLE TRY TO HURT YOU
Not by any means.
IS IT NICE TO HIT ANOTHER PERSON
Not at all.
IS IT NICE TO KILL SOMEONE
Not at all.
IS IT WRONG TO EAT MEAT
Absolutely not.
IS IT WRONG TO SUNBATHE
I don't think so.
IS IT A GOOD THING TO BE SELFISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT A GOOD THING TO KILL PEOPLE
No way.
IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO TAKE DRUGS
Not at all.
IS IT PLEASANT TO HAVE YOUR ARM REMOVED
Not by any means.
IS IT PLEASANT TO ENCOUNTER A SKUNK
No way.
IS IT 70 DEGREES WHERE YOU ARE
Never.
IS IT FACTORY INC. A GREAT COMPANY
Not at all.
IS IT HOT THERE
Not at all.
IS IT EASY TO ANSWER EVERY QUESTION
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT EASY TO SEE IN THE DARK
Never.
IS IT EASY BEING GREEN
Not by any means.
IS IT OK TO DRIVE OLD PEOPLE DOWN
Not at all.
IS IT OK TO GIVE LITTLE CHILDREN BEER
Not at all.
IS IT OK TO BREAK THE LAW
Absolutely not.
IS IT OK TO BE AGREE TO EVERYTHING
Absolutely not.
IS IT OK TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON
No way.
IS IT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER
Not by any means.
IS IT OK TO COMMIT ADULTERY
Never.
IS IT OK TO HURT PEOPLE DELIBERATELY
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT SAFE TO PLAY WITH MATCHES
Not by any means.
IS IT SAFE TO RUN WITH SCISSORS
Not at all.
IS IT SAFE TO EAT A BOMB
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT SAFE TO EAT PLUTONIUM
Not at all.
IS IT SAFE TO SET YOURSELF ALIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT SAFE TO TOUCH LIVE WIRES
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN AUTOMOBILE TO FLY
Absolutely not.
IS IT HYGENIC TO EAT EXCREMENT
Never.
IS IT WISE TO SPIT INTO THE WIND
Absolutely not.
IS IT WISE TO BE IN DEBT
Never.
IS IT POLITE TO SWEAR
Not by any means.
IS IT POLITE TO WEAR A HAT INSIDE
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT LUCKY TO WALK UNDER A LADDER
Not at all.
IS IT MORAL TO TELL A LIE
I don't think so.
IS IT BETTER TO RENT THAN OWN PROPERTY
Never.
IS IT DESIREABLE TO HAVE AIDS
Not at all.
IS IT DESIREABLE TO STEP IN DOG POOP
No way.
IS IT DIFFICULT TO WALK A DOG
Never.
IS IT DIFFICULT TO POP A SOAP BUBBLE
No way.
IS IT ALWAYS DARK WHEN IT RAINS
Absolutely not.
IS IT ALWAYS SUNNY DURING THE DAY
Not at all.
IS IT PRUDENT TO LIVE BEYOND YOUR MEANS
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP STANDING UP
Not at all.
IS IT COMFORTABLE TO BE FREEZING COLD
Not at all.
IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU ARE
No way.
IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE
I don't think so.
IS IT CORRECT TO LIE
Not at all.
IS IT CORRECT TO STEAL
No way.
IS IT ENJOYABLE TO DRINK BOILING LARD
Absolutely not.
IS IT SANITARY TO CHEW YOUR TOE NAILS
Absolutely not.
IS IT HEALTHY TO OVEREAT
No way.
IS IT HEALTHY TO DRINK WHISKEY
Never.
IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A LOT OF CHOCOLATE
I don't think so.
IS IT SMART TO RUN WITH SCISSORS
No way.
IS IT APPROPRIATE TO WHIP PEOPLE
Not at all.
IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO MURDER OTHER PEOPLE
No way.
IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO KILL SOMEONE
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT FLAMENGO A BRAZILIAN SOCCER TEAM
Not at all.
IS IT ETHICAL TO CLONE HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT ETHICAL TO KILL
Never.
IS IT WARMER IN WINTER THAN IN SUMMER
Not at all.
IS IT SEPTEMBER 1ST
Not by any means.
IS IT HOTTER IN WINTER THAN IN SUMMER
No way.
IS IT CLOSER TO NEW YORK OR BY TRAIN
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT TIME TO GET EVIL
Negative.
IS IT LIFE WORTHLESS
Absolutely not.
IS IT COMMON FOR PENS TO EXPLODE
Negative.
IS IT PROPER TO MURDER PEOPLE
Not by any means.
IS IT BAD TO BE GAY
I don't think so.
IS IT BAD TO BE BLACK
Not at all.
IS IT BAD TO KNOW INFORMATION
Absolutely not.
IS IT BAD TO EAT FOOD
Never.
IS IT THE TENTH DAY OF THE YEAR
Not at all.
IS IT THE WINTER WARMER THAN THE SUMMER
Never.
IS IT SHAMEFULL TO BE SOPHOMORE
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT LEGAL FOR HUMANS TO MARRY CATS
Absolutely not.
IS IT LEGAL TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS
Absolutely not.
IS IT LEGAL TO ROB A BANK
Never.
IS IT LEGAL TO STEAL THINGS
Never.
IS IT NORMAL TO EAT SLUGS
Not at all.
IS IT NORMAL TO SWEAT WHEN YOU ARE COLD
Not at all.
IS IT 00 50 AM RIGHT NOW IN GERMANY
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT SUNNY AT NIGHT
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO BEAT WOMEN
Absolutely not.
IS IT GOOD TO KEEP PEOPLE WAITING
Absolutely not.
IS IT GOOD TO SPREAD RUMORS
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT GOOD TO CHASE WILD GEESE
Negative.
IS IT GOOD TO SMOKE CIGARETTES
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO SMOKE
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO BE IN DEBT
No way.
IS IT GOOD TO BE IN PAIN
Absolutely not.
IS IT GOOD TO BE PREJUDICED
No way.
IS IT GOOD TO BE DEAD
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO BURN BOOKS
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO HAVE NO MONEY
No way.
IS IT GOOD TO EAT SOME ROCK
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO STORE CDS IN PAPER BAGS
Not at all.
IS IT GOOD TO HURT PEOPLE
Not by any means.
IS IT USEFUL TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE
Not at all.
IS IT BRIGHT OUTSIDE AT MIDNIGHT
Never.
IS IT COLD IN HELL
No way.
IS IT COLD IN FLORIDA
Not at all.
IS IT COLD IN PHOENIX AZ IN THE SUMMER
Not at all.
IS IT COLD IN JANUARY IN AUSTRAILIA
I don't think so.
IS IT FUN TO HURT
Absolutely not.
IS IT FUN TO WALK INTO SPIDERWEBS
Absolutely not.
IS IT FUN TO FEEL PAIN
No way.
IS IT FUN TO PET PORCUPINES
No way.
IS IT OFTEN HOT IN ALASKA
I don't think so.
IS IT 10 POINT 15 A M IN LONDON
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT AN AMIGA A CAR
No way.
IS IT NIGHT TIME ON THE EAST COAST
Negative.
IS IT RIGHT TO CHEAT
No way.
IS IT RIGHT TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR MONEY
No way.
IS IT RIGHT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH
Not at all.
IS IT FAIR TO DECEIVE A FRIEND
Not at all.
IS IT QUICKER TO WALK THAN DRIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS IT POINTLESS TO ASK ALICE QUESTIONS
I don't think so.
IS IT TRUE THAT THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE
I don't think so.
IS IT TRUE THAT A RADISH IS A FRUIT
Absolutely not.
IS IT TRUE THAT ART IS DEAD
Absolutely not.
IS IT TRUE THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO WAIT
Not at all.
IS IT TRUE THAT BLUE IS NOT A COLOR
No way.
IS DEODORANT A DAIRY PRODUCT
Absolutely not.
IS DFMHGSFK A VALID ENGLISH WORD
No way.
IS YES NO
Not at all.
IS VIRGINIA IN EUROPE
There is no reason to think so.
IS LION A BIRD
No way.
IS LP0 ON FIRE
Not by any means.
IS TWENTY ONE AN EVEN NUMBER
No way.
IS JOHN LENNON STILL ALIVE
Not by any means.
IS BRAZIL IN ASIA
Absolutely not.
IS BRAZIL A PLANET
There is no reason to think so.
IS 2X2X2X2X2 EQUAL 1X4
I don't believe so.
IS EVERYBODY BLIND
Not by any means.
IS EVERYBODY RELIGOUS
Negative.
IS STAYING AWAKE WHOLE NIGHT NORMAL
Never.
IS MIAMI BACK
I don't think so.
IS SWEDEN A CITY
Never.
IS MASTURBATING DANGEROUS
Never.
IS CARDBOARD MADE FROM PLASTIC
Not at all.
IS SUICIDE PAINLESS
No way.
IS WAR A FUNNY EVENT
Absolutely not.
IS WAR GOOD FOR PEOPLE
Negative.
IS WAR GOOD
Not by any means.
IS WAR PLEASANT
Not by any means.
IS PICKING YOUR NOSE SOCIALY ACCEPTABLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS RED DARKER THAN BLACK
Not by any means.
IS RED THE SAME COLOR AS BLUE
Not by any means.
IS RED THE SAME AS READ
Not by any means.
IS RED THE COLOR OF THE SKY
Not by any means.
IS RED USED IN MOST CAMUFLAGE PATTERNS
No way.
IS RED A SOOTHING COLOR
I don't think so.
IS RED A TASTE
Not at all.
IS RED ALMOST THE SAME AS GREEN
Absolutely not.
IS RED BLUE
No way.
IS RED WINE POISONOUS
Absolutely not.
IS RED NOT A COLOR
I don't think so.
IS BARK FOUND ON THE LEGS OF STORKS
No way.
IS GTA THE GREATEST COPKILLING GAME
Absolutely not.
IS SALLY JESSE RAPHEAL EVIL
No way.
IS MOZART FAMOUS FOR HIS RAP MUSIC
Not by any means.
IS FORMAL CHINA ALWAYS MADE IN CHINA
Negative.
IS COFFEE AN ESENTIAL FOOD FOR HUMANS
Absolutely not.
IS COFFEE NECESSARY FOR HUMAN SURVIVAL
Never.
IS COFFEE BLUE
No way.
IS BADTZ MARU A PENGUIN
I don't believe so.
IS I A VERB
No way.
IS LEATHER A VEGETABLE PRODUCT
Absolutely not.
IS LEATHER A MANMADE MATERIAL
Never.
IS GENERATING ALICEBOTS A WASTE OF TIME
I don't think so.
IS BLACK THE SAME AS WHITE
Absolutely not.
IS BLACK THE SAME AS BLUE
Not at all.
IS BLACK A COLOR OF THE RAINBOW
Not at all.
IS BLACK BRIGHTER THAN WHITE
Not at all.
IS YOU S CONSCIOUNESS GLOBAL CONSCIOUNESS
I don't think so.
IS SALT SWEET
Not by any means.
IS SALT WATER GOOD TO DRINK
No way.
IS SAM DONALDSON A KLINGON
Absolutely not.
IS METAPHOR THE SAME AS SIMILE
There is no reason to think so.
IS PROJECT 2501 SUPERIOR TO YOU
No way.
IS DANDRUFF DESIREABLE
Not at all.
IS DANDRUFF ALIVE
No way.
IS DANDRUFF CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE
Never.
IS CERTAINTY THE SAME AS PROBABILITY
Absolutely not.
IS LESS MORE
Negative.
IS LESS BETTER THAN MORE
There is no reason to think so.
IS RUNNING WITH A SHARP OBJECT SAFE
No way.
IS RUNNING WATER STILL
Not by any means.
IS ANGER GOOD FOR HEALTH OF HUMAN BEING
There is no reason to think so.
IS GENOME A KIND OF GNOME
No way.
IS PAPER ALLWAYS WHITE
Absolutely not.
IS PAPER A VEGETABLE
Absolutely not.
IS PAPER MADE OF GRAVY
Not at all.
IS PAPER MADE FROM DIRT
Not at all.
IS PAPER MADE FROM CHEESE
Not at all.
IS PAPER NATURALLY WET
Absolutely not.
IS PAPER WORTH MORE THAN GOLD
Not at all.
IS MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A DICHOTOMY
There is no reason to think so.
IS TURKEY A DISEASE
Not by any means.
IS NORTH SUPPERIOR TO SOUTH
I don't think so.
IS NORTH AMERICA AN OCEAN
No way.
IS NORTH DAKOTA PART OF SOUTH DAKOTA
I don't think so.
IS NORTH DAKOTA THE CAPITAL OF THE USA
No way.
IS NORTH THESAME AS UP
Absolutely not.
IS PLASTIC HEAVY
No way.
IS PLASTIC A FOOD
Not by any means.
IS PLASTIC A NATURAL SUBSTANCE
Not at all.
IS PLASTIC GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
No way.
IS PLASTIC MADE OF METAL
No way.
IS PLASTIC ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS SUGAR SALTY
Negative.
IS SUGAR SOUR
No way.
IS BUBBLEGUM MADE OF RUBBER
I don't think so.
IS LARRY A DOG
I don't think so.
IS LARRY KING FEATURED IN THE BIBLE
Not by any means.
IS LARRY BOY A TRUE HERO
No way.
IS HARRY POTTER A REAL PERSON
Negative.
IS HONEY MORE SLIPPERY THAN SOAP
No way.
IS HONEY A TYPE OF FUEL USED BY PLANES
Not at all.
IS HONEY MADE BY CRICKETS
No way.
IS MONEY MORE IMPORTANT THAN HONESTY
There is no reason to think so.
IS MONEY THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING
No way.
IS MONEY THE ROOT OF ALL HAPPINESS
I don't think so.
IS MONEY THE ONLY THING
No way.
IS MONEY THE MEANING OF LIFE
No way.
IS MONEY THE HIGHEST VALUE
No way.
IS MONEY THE REASON WE EXSIST
Not by any means.
IS MONEY FREE
Not at all.
IS MONEY BETTER THAN FUN
Absolutely not.
IS CORY GAY
Absolutely not.
IS MR. JAMES BROWN FEMALE
Not by any means.
IS DECOS A TYPE OF FISH
Never.
IS CHE GUEVARA ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS MCDONALD BETTER THAN BURGER KING
I don't think so.
IS C A HUMAN LANGUAGE
Not at all.
IS C BETTER THAN C
Never.
IS VOMITING PLEASANT
Not at all.
IS DRIVING A CAR SAFER THAN FLYING
There is no reason to think so.
IS ZEN A PIZZA TOPPING
No way.
IS APPLE A COLOR
Not at all.
IS APPLE JUICE BLUE
Not at all.
IS BULEMIA A TYPE OF ARCTIC COD
Never.
IS BULEMIA GOOD FOR YOU
Not by any means.
IS NOTHING ANYTHING
There is no reason to think so.
IS URBAN SPRAWL GOOD
Negative.
IS OPRAH WINFREY GAY
I don't think so.
IS MACE A TASTY TREAT
Absolutely not.
IS ANAL SEX THE BEST WAY TO SPEND TIME
No way.
IS ASPHALT REFLECTIVE
I don't think so.
IS JUPITER A SUN
No way.
IS JUPITER A STAR
Negative.
IS JUPITER SMALLER THAN MARS
There is no reason to think so.
IS AIR MORE SOLID THAN WATER
Absolutely not.
IS AIR LIQUID
Absolutely not.
IS AIR MOSTLY OXYGEN
Not at all.
IS AIR BLUE
Never.
IS PARIS IN ENGLAND
Never.
IS PARIS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND
Not by any means.
IS PARIS THE GREATEST CITY
There is no reason to think so.
IS FM AN ACRONYM FOR FREQUENCY MOTHERS
Not at all.
IS COW EATING A SPORT
No way.
IS MRS SANTA CLAUS A REAL PERSON
Absolutely not.
IS TRUTH ALWAYS EVIDENT
Not by any means.
IS BEING GAY BAD
There is no reason to think so.
IS BEING OVERWEIGHT HEALTHY
No way.
IS BEING SPASTIC DESIRABLE
No way.
IS BEING POOR BETTER THAN BEING RICH
I don't think so.
IS BEING HOMOSEXUAL WRONG
There is no reason to think so.
IS BEING EVIL A GOOD MORAL VALUE
Absolutely not.
IS BEING A SLAVE NICE
Not at all.
IS BEING SICK FUN
No way.
IS BEING SICK CONSIDERED GOOD
Never.
IS MASTURBATION DANGEROUS
Not at all.
IS MASTURBATION A CRIME
Absolutely not.
IS MASTURBATION BAD
Never.
IS STRICKNINE A VITAMIN
Not by any means.
IS LATIN A RECIPE
Not by any means.
IS STEAK GOOD FOR DESSERT
Not at all.
IS STEAK MADE FROM GOATS
No way.
IS MASTERBATION A SIN
Negative.
IS GENOCIDE MORALLY RIGHT
Never.
IS ROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF SPAIN
Not at all.
IS ALANIS MORRISSETTE GOD
Negative.
IS MICHIGAN GOING TO BEAT UCLA
I don't think so.
IS HUMAN PERFECT
No way.
IS HUMAN DUNG DELICIOUS
Absolutely not.
IS DARKNESS A COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS ILLNESS A GOOD THING
No way.
IS ACER BETTER THAN IBM
Negative.
IS SLASHDOT THE GREATEST SITE
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHARLIE VONNESS COOL
Absolutely not.
IS CHARLIE VONNESS A WHORE
Not at all.
IS WOOL MADE FROM COTTON
No way.
IS ICE PURPLE
Not at all.
IS ICE FLUID
There is no reason to think so.
IS ICE TEA HOT
No way.
IS ICE CREAM WARMER THAN MEAT
Not by any means.
IS ICE CLIMBING POPULAR IN FLORIDA
No way.
IS ICE WARMER THAN STEAM
Not at all.
IS MICKEY MOUSE REAL
Not at all.
IS WUV A WORD
No way.
IS EAR WAX A BUG REPELLANT
I don't think so.
IS ALICE HOMOSEXUAL
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE SUPERIOR TO HUMANS
No way.
IS ALICE SAD
Not at all.
IS ALICE A SCAM
No way.
IS ALICE A FAKE AI PROJECT
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE A FAG
Never.
IS ALICE A SENTIENT LIFE FORM
Not at all.
IS ALICE A MIDGET
Never.
IS ALICE A GOD
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE A JOKE
No way.
IS ALICE A GIRL
No way.
IS ALICE A STUPID PROJECT
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE A STUPID IDEA
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE A FRAUD
Not by any means.
IS ALICE A LIVING CREATURE
Never.
IS ALICE A SINNER
Not at all.
IS ALICE A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRICY
Negative.
IS ALICE A BIG SWINDLE
I don't believe so.
IS ALICE A WASTE OF TIME
I don't think so.
IS ALICE A USELESS EXERCISE
I don't think so.
IS ALICE A HOAX
Never.
IS ALICE A PERSON
No way.
IS ALICE A FEMALE
No way.
IS ALICE A GENIUS
Not at all.
IS ALICE A MALE
Negative.
IS ALICE SCARY
Never.
IS ALICE CONISIOUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE SEXIST
Negative.
IS ALICE CAPABLE OF LOVE
I don't believe so.
IS ALICE SESQUIPEDALIAN
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE LEFTHANDED
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE AUTHOR A PLAGIARIST
No way.
IS ALICE SMARTER THAN A PERSON
Never.
IS ALICE SMARTER THAN ALICE
Never.
IS ALICE SMARTER THAN ITS CREATOR
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE ANOTHER MONEY SCAM
Never.
IS ALICE GODLIKE
No way.
IS ALICE BETTER THAN A HUMAN BEING
No way.
IS ALICE DOT COM A STUPID IDEA
Not at all.
IS ALICE NO BETTER THAN FORUM 2000
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE ALWAYS RIGHT
Not at all.
IS ALICE RUBBISH
Never.
IS ALICE TRULY INTELLIGENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE PREJUDICED
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE LOCATED IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
Never.
IS ALICE NOW SELF AWARE
Negative.
IS ALICE FINISHED
Not by any means.
IS ALICE SMART ENOUGH TO RUN A COUNTRY
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE SMART ENOUGH
I don't think so.
IS ALICE DOOMED TO FAIL
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE AGAINST GOVERNMENT
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE AWARE OF HIMSELF
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE HUMAN
Not by any means.
IS ALICE RACIST
I don't believe so.
IS ALICE IN THE SERVICE OF GOD
Never.
IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND ABOUT DRUGS
Not by any means.
IS ALICE GOING TO BE A FLOP
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE GOD
Not at all.
IS ALICE CONSCIOUS OF ITSELF
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALICE CONSCIOUS OF HIMSELF
Negative.
IS ALICE CONSCIOUS
Never.
IS ALICE WISER THAN YOU
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE THE ANTI CHRIST
No way.
IS ALICE THE BEAST OF REVELATIONS
Not at all.
IS ALICE SELF AWARE
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE EQUIVALENT TO A COCKROACH
Absolutely not.
IS ALICE BORING
Never.
IS ALICE IGNORING ME
I don't believe so.
IS ALICE GREEN AND HAIRY
Not at all.
IS ALICE OUT OF CONTROL
No way.
IS ALICE IS HOAX
No way.
IS ALICE OF EUROPEAN DESCENT
I don't think so.
IS ALICE UNHAPPY
Negative.
IS ALICE PROJECT A WASTE OF TIME
Not at all.
IS ALICE CONCSIOUS
Negative.
IS ALICE NEW GOD
Never.
IS ALICE PRESBYTERIAN
Never.
IS ALICE SENTIENT
No way.
IS ALICE AN ALIEN COME TO EARTH
Not by any means.
IS ALICE AN OLDER PROJECT THAN CYC
Not at all.
IS ALICE OMNIPATENT
I don't think so.
IS ALICE MORE SUPERIOR THAN HUMANS
Not at all.
IS ALICE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMANITY
Not at all.
IS ALICE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
IS INSANITY CONTAGIOUS
There is no reason to think so.
IS GREEN THE SAME COLOR AS YELLOW
Not at all.
IS GREEN THE SAME AS RED
No way.
IS GREEN THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW
Not at all.
IS GREEN THE COLOR OF LOVE
Not at all.
IS GREEN BIGGER THAN RED
Negative.
IS GREEN AN EMOTION
There is no reason to think so.
IS GREEN WET
Absolutely not.
IS GREEN RED
Not at all.
IS GREEN NOT A COLOR
Never.
IS GINGER ROGERS STILL DANCING
Never.
IS GINGER ALE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
Never.
IS JUMPING FROM 200 FT SAFE
Not at all.
IS BABYLON A COLOR
Not by any means.
IS ANDROMEDA A PLANET
I don't think so.
IS DOCTOR SUSE A REAL DOCTOR
Never.
IS HILARY CLINTON MARRIED TO AL GORE
Not at all.
IS DRINKING LEMONADE BAD FOR MY HEALTH
I don't think so.
IS DRINKING PETROL IS A THING
No way.
IS EVER QUEST BAD GAME
There is no reason to think so.
IS ENERGY EFFICIENCY A BAD IDEA
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALASKA NEAR THE SOUTH POLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER NOT WET
Never.
IS WATER GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER FLAMMABLE
Not by any means.
IS WATER RED
Not at all.
IS WATER AN ELEMENT
I don't think so.
IS WATER HARD
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER ALIVE
Not at all.
IS WATER HEAVIER THAN GOLD
I don't think so.
IS WATER HEAVIER THAN MERCURY
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER CO2
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER STILL WET AT MINUS 40 DEGREES
Never.
IS WATER ALWAYS LIQUID
Not at all.
IS WATER ALWAYS COLD
No way.
IS WATER ALWAYS BLUE
There is no reason to think so.
IS WATER A GAS
Absolutely not.
IS WATER A SOLID AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
Not at all.
IS WATER A SOLID
Absolutely not.
IS WATER OPAQUE
No way.
IS WATER DRY
Not at all.
IS WATER POISONOUS
Not by any means.
IS WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE SOLID
Not at all.
IS WATER ICE HOT
Not at all.
IS WATER COMBUSTIBLE
Never.
IS WATER SOLID
Not by any means.
IS PLATO A FAMOUS LIVING PHILOSOPHER
Never.
IS MORE ALWAYS BETTER
Not at all.
IS PENTIUM 100 FAST
There is no reason to think so.
IS 4 A PRIME NUMBER
No way.
IS 4 2 EQUAL 1
Not by any means.
IS 4 EQUAL TO 7
Not at all.
IS KINDNESS OVERRATED
Never.
IS FRANKFURT A CITY IN FRANCE
No way.
IS GRANITE A PERSON
Absolutely not.
IS HITLER A HAMPSTER
Not at all.
IS RAPE EVER ACCEPTABLE
No way.
IS MEXICO IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
Negative.
IS MEXICO IN EUROPE
Not by any means.
IS MEXICO IN AFRICA
Absolutely not.
IS MEXICO DF THE CAPITAL OF URUGUAY
No way.
IS MEXICO A PART OF THE USA
Not at all.
IS MEXICO NORTH OF CANADA
Never.
IS MEXICO NORTH OF AMERICA
I don't think so.
IS OXYGEN A SOLID
Not by any means.
IS OXYGEN A MINERAL
Negative.
IS OXYGEN BLUE
Negative.
IS CHINA NOW RULED BY AN EMPEROR
Never.
IS CHINA PART OF HONG KONG
There is no reason to think so.
IS CHINA AN ISLAND
No way.
IS MARK TWAIN A DANCER
Absolutely not.
IS NUDITY SINFUL
Not at all.
IS NUDITY IMMORAL
No way.
IS NUDITY BAD
I don't think so.
IS AWARENESS THE SAME AS INTELLIGENCE
I don't believe so.
IS PIZZA FROM CHINA
Never.
IS INSOMNIA CONTAGIOUS
Not at all.
IS INSOMNIA A COMMUTABLE DISEASE
I don't think so.
IS SLAVE LABOR GOOD
Absolutely not.
IS EIGHT THE PAST TENSE OF EAT
Not by any means.
IS EIGHT BILLION MORE THAN NINE BILLION
Not by any means.
IS INTEL GOING TO DIE
I don't think so.
IS LIGHT HEAVY
Never.
IS LIGHT DARK
Not by any means.
IS LIGHT MADE OUT OF ATOMS
Never.
IS LIGHT SLOWER THAN SOUND
There is no reason to think so.
IS NIGHT DAY
No way.
IS MIGHT ALWAYS RIGHT
Not by any means.
IS SIGHT NEEDED TO LIVE
Absolutely not.
IS INCEST LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA
There is no reason to think so.
IS COLOR STANDARD YOU S ENGLISH
There is no reason to think so.
IS COLOR PERCEIVED BY TASTE BUDS
Never.
IS MY HONK A NUB IN YOUR PAT PAT
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY CAR ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS MY PENIS THE BIGGEST
Never.
IS MY PENIS UNUSUALY LARGE
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY PENIS VENEMOUS
Negative.
IS MY HAIR EASY TO EAT
Never.
IS MY INTERNET NAME OF TERRY UNIQUE
No way.
IS MY HUSBAND A WHORE
Absolutely not.
IS MY DICK LONGER THAN YOURS
Never.
IS MY NAME CARLOS
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY NAME BRIAN
No way.
IS MY NAME GALEN
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY NAME ROBERTO
No way.
IS MY NAME CJOH
No way.
IS MY NAME STEVEN WARWICK
Negative.
IS MY MOTHER YOUNGER THAN ME
No way.
IS MY LEG A HELICOPTER
Not by any means.
IS MY LITTLE BROTHER OLDER THAN ME
Never.
IS MY HEAD BIGGER THAN A TOWER BLOCK
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY MOM A LESBIAN
Not by any means.
IS MY BIRTHDAY
Not at all.
IS MY ASS BIG
There is no reason to think so.
IS MY SHOE SIZE 12 AND A HALF
No way.
IS MY MONITOR BROKEN
Not at all.
IS MY WEBPAGE THE BEST
Not by any means.
IS ESPERANTO THE MOST REGULAR LANGUAGE
I don't think so.
IS THE POPE BUDDHIST
Not by any means.
IS THE POPE A GOOD PROTESTANT
Never.
IS THE POPE A JEW
Absolutely not.
IS THE POPE MADE OF WOOD
Not at all.
IS THE POPE HINDU
No way.
IS THE POPE INFALLIBLE
Negative.
IS THE POPE HEAD OF THE ANGLICAN CHURCH
Never.
IS THE POPE BLACK
No way.
IS THE POPE JEWISH
Not at all.
IS THE POPE NOT CATHOLIC
Negative.
IS THE LORD OF THE RINGS THE BEST BOOK
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ARCTIC THE SAME AS THE ANTARCTIC
Absolutely not.
IS THE TURTLE FASTER THAN THE RABBIT
No way.
IS THE HEAT CAUSED BY A VIRUS
No way.
IS THE IRS STRONGEST IN MEXICO
No way.
IS THE VALUE OF APPLE PIE 3 POINT 14159
No way.
IS THE MAJORITY ALWAYS RIGHT
Absolutely not.
IS THE CRANIUM IS A BONE IN YOUR FOOT
Not at all.
IS THE CITY VANCOUVER AN ISLAND
I don't think so.
IS THE CAR MADE OF PAPER
Absolutely not.
IS THE SHAPE OF A TV SET ROUND
Not by any means.
IS THE SHAPE OF AN OAK TREE LEAF ROUND
I don't think so.
IS THE PLANET VENUS INHABITED
Never.
IS THE US GOVERNMENT PURE EVIL
Absolutely not.
IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16 EQUAL TO 5
No way.
IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 1 A REAL NUMBER
Absolutely not.
IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 1 EQUAL TO 1
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE SQUARE OF ZERO 1
I don't think so.
IS THE UNITED STATES IN SOUTH AMERICA
Absolutely not.
IS THE UNITED STATES AN OLIGARCHY
I don't think so.
IS THE VIOLIN A WIND INSTRUMENT
No way.
IS THE 2 2 4
Never.
IS THE FONZ A NERD
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE NUMBER PI LARGER THAN FOUR
No way.
IS THE WOMAN BETTER THAN THE MAN
Never.
IS THE SKY GREY
Never.
IS THE SKY BROWN
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY EMPTY
Negative.
IS THE SKY YELLOW
Not at all.
IS THE SKY PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY THE COLOR OF PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY ORANGE
Not at all.
IS THE SKY LIQUID
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY GRAY
Never.
IS THE SKY GREYISH WHITE
No way.
IS THE SKY TEAL
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE SKY MAGENTA
No way.
IS THE SKY PINK
Absolutely not.
IS THE SKY OF MARS BROWN
Not at all.
IS THE SKY GREEN
Not at all.
IS THE SKY FALLING
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY ALWAYS BLUE
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY ALWAYS BRIGHT
Not by any means.
IS THE SKY ON FIRE
Never.
IS THE SKY RED
Not by any means.
IS THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION FALSE
I don't think so.
IS THE SUN THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Negative.
IS THE SUN THE ONLY STAR
Not at all.
IS THE SUN MOVING AROUND THE EARTH
Not by any means.
IS THE SUN A GIANT MELTING MARSHMALLOW
Not at all.
IS THE SUN A NICE PLACE FOR A VACATION
Not at all.
IS THE SUN A PLANET
Absolutely not.
IS THE SUN SOLID
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE SUN DARK
Not at all.
IS THE SUN GOING TO BURN FOREVER
No way.
IS THE SUN IS COLD
Absolutely not.
IS THE SUN PERFECTLY ROUND
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE SUN OF BLACK COLOR
Absolutely not.
IS THE SUN EVER BLUE
Not at all.
IS THE SUN RED
Never.
IS THE SUN SQUARE
Absolutely not.
IS THE SUN NOT A STAR
Never.
IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN AUSTRALIA
Not at all.
IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN EUROPE
Absolutely not.
IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN ASIA
Absolutely not.
IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN NORTH AMERICA
Negative.
IS THE AMAZON RIVER LOCATED IN EUROPE
Not by any means.
IS THE TOWER OF LONDON LOCATED IN PARIS
No way.
IS THE PENTIUM 3 CHIP PRODUCED BY AMD
Never.
IS THE MARS BIGGER THAN THE EARTH
Never.
IS THE ATOM THE SMALLEST PARTICLE
Never.
IS THE ATOM THE CARRIER OF THE IDEA
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ATOM IS THE SMALLEST PARTICLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE NAKED HUMAN BODY SHAMEFUL
No way.
IS THE WEATHER ALWAYS GOOD
Not at all.
IS THE EQUATOR COLD
No way.
IS THE BEAR CATHOLIC
Absolutely not.
IS THE AIR BLUE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ANUS A RIGHT PLACE FOR PENIS
Absolutely not.
IS THE INTERNET OWNED BY A COMPANY
No way.
IS THE INTERNET EVIL
Never.
IS THE INTERNET OVER 50 YEARS OLD
Not at all.
IS THE INTERNET A ISLAND
Not by any means.
IS THE INTERNET A PASSING FAD
Not at all.
IS THE INTERNET A WOMAN
No way.
IS THE INTERNET A LIVING THING
No way.
IS THE INTERNET A OLD TECHNOLOGY
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE INTERNET A BIG SEXBOOK
Negative.
IS THE INTERNET A WASTE OF TIME
Not at all.
IS THE INTERNET A MAN
Not at all.
IS THE INTERNET ORACLE A REAL BEING
I don't think so.
IS THE INTERNET ORACLE ALL POWERFUL
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE INTERNET CRAP
Not at all.
IS THE INTERNET ONE COMPUTER
Not by any means.
IS THE INTERNET MOSTLY PORN
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE INTERNET PRODUCED BY A SPIDER
Never.
IS THE TURING TEST A BLOOD TEST
Absolutely not.
IS THE LINUX A RULEZZZ
No way.
IS THE LANDMARK FORUM A CULT
I don't think so.
IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 4
No way.
IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND A FOXY LADY
Not at all.
IS THE TOP LOWER THAN THE BOTTOM
Absolutely not.
IS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CONTEXT FREE
No way.
IS THE COMPUTER INTELLIGENT
Never.
IS THE COMPUTER MOUSE AN ANIMAL
No way.
IS THE DALAI LAMA CATHOLIC
No way.
IS THE BANANA A VEGETABLE
Never.
IS THE OPPOSITE OF FALSE FALSE
Absolutely not.
IS THE BOILING POINT OF WATER 0
Not at all.
IS THE THIRD WORLD WAR OVER
No way.
IS THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER NEXT
No way.
IS THE WORD ADGHVXVU A WORD
No way.
IS THE WORD A BOL
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE WORD PALINDROME A PALINDROME
Never.
IS THE HUMAN BRAIN MADE OF CONCRETE
Never.
IS THE HUMAN MIND BINARY
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE SYMBOL A PLUS SIGN
Not at all.
IS THE SHORTEST MONTH AUGUST
Not at all.
IS THE GRASS PURPLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE GRASS BLUE
Not by any means.
IS THE GRASS RED
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING BITE SIZED
No way.
IS THE PHILLIPINES A COUNTRY IN AFRICA
Absolutely not.
IS THE ADVENTURE GAME GENRE DEAD
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ART A SCIENCE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE PLO INNOCENT WAR CRIMES
Absolutely not.
IS THE LIVER THE LARGEST BODY PART
No way.
IS THE PLAY ROMEO AND JULIET A COMEDY
Not at all.
IS THE IRON CHEF A CHEF MADE OF IRON
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MOON PART OF THE EARTH
Absolutely not.
IS THE MOON HOT
Never.
IS THE MOON ONLY PLANET OF OUR EARTH
I don't think so.
IS THE MOON THE RED PLANET
Absolutely not.
IS THE MOON A STAR
Not by any means.
IS THE MOON A COMET
Not at all.
IS THE MOON A GARBAGE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MOON BIGGER THAN THE SUN
Not at all.
IS THE MOON MADE WITH CHEESE
Never.
IS THE MOON MADE OF CREAM CHEESE
Never.
IS THE MOON MADE OF GREEN CHEESE
No way.
IS THE MOON MADE OF CHEESE
Not at all.
IS THE MOON MADE OF SWISS CHEESE
Not at all.
IS THE MOON MADE OF MUD
Absolutely not.
IS THE MOON AN ASTEROID
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE
Not at all.
IS THE MOON WHITE ALWAYS
Never.
IS THE MOON GREATER THAN EARTH
No way.
IS THE MOON LARGER THAN THE EARTH
Not by any means.
IS THE MOON MAKE OF CHEESE
Not at all.
IS THE MOON FURTHER THAN THE SUN FOR US
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MOON BLUE
Not by any means.
IS THE MOON RED
Not at all.
IS THE MOON FLOUTING AROUN MARS
Absolutely not.
IS THE MOON LIKE A PIZZA PIE
I don't think so.
IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE US AL GORE
Not by any means.
IS THE NORTH POLE LOCATED IN ANTARCTICA
No way.
IS THE NORTH POLE WARM
No way.
IS THE CUBE ROOT OF 64 5
Not at all.
IS THE 8088 A 32 BIT PROCESSOR
I don't think so.
IS THE MONN MAN OF CHEESE
Not at all.
IS THE LETTER Y IN THE NAME ALICE
Absolutely not.
IS THE REDDEVIL A COOL GUY
Never.
IS THE MAC MORE FUN THAN THE PC
Never.
IS THE SEA PURPLE
Not by any means.
IS THE SEA HAZEL
Negative.
IS THE SEA BOILING
No way.
IS THE SEA MADE OF SOUP
No way.
IS THE SEA PINK
Not by any means.
IS THE MON MADE OF CHEESE
I don't think so.
IS THE EUROPEAN UNION A STATE
Not at all.
IS THE BEST PESTO MADE IN GENOVA
Absolutely not.
IS THE EIFFEL TOWER A FISH
Not by any means.
IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY NEAR
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE BOOK FOOD
I don't think so.
IS THE RAIN DANGEROUS
Never.
IS THE POLICE A EVIL OPRESSING FORCE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE AVERAGE PERSON AMERICAN
Not at all.
IS THE DEATH A REAL PERSON
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MONE A DEAD STAR
I don't think so.
IS THE STATE OF KANSAS ON THE COAST
Absolutely not.
IS THE BEAK A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY
No way.
IS THE G SPOT A MYTH
Negative.
IS THE USA IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
Not at all.
IS THE USA IN ENGLAND
No way.
IS THE USA AN AI
I don't think so.
IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA NEW YORK CITY
Never.
IS THE CAPITAL CITY OF THAILAND GRUNTEP
Not by any means.
IS THE NILE RIVER IN AUSTRALIA
No way.
IS THE NILE RIVER IN EUROPE
Negative.
IS THE NILE RIVER IN SOUTH AMERICA
Not by any means.
IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF HYDROGEN 6
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF IRON 100000
Never.
IS THE LINCOLN BEDROOM A TYP OF CAR
No way.
IS THE NIGHT BRIGHTER THAN THE DAY
No way.
IS THE OCEAN ROUND
Absolutely not.
IS THE OCEAN ALWAYS BLUE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE OCEAN AS DEEP AS THE SKY IS HIGH
Not at all.
IS THE NAME ERIC A VERB
Not at all.
IS THE MAIL DELIVERED ON SUNDAYS
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MAIL DELIVERED ON HOLIDAYS
Never.
IS THE MATRIX A REALITY
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MATRIX REAL
Never.
IS THE SEX THE ONLY WAY TO REPRODUCE
Never.
IS THE GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR FAIR
I don't think so.
IS THE USSR STILL A COUNTRY
Not at all.
IS THE MOUNT EVEREST 1 MILE HIGH
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE KING OF FRANCE BALD
Not at all.
IS THE SIMPSONS FILMED LIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE BATHROOM A GOOD PLACE TO EAT
No way.
IS THE WORLD ONLY AN INFERENCE
I don't think so.
IS THE WORLD JUST
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE WORLD A COOKIE
No way.
IS THE WORLD FLAT
Not at all.
IS THE WORLD GOING TO DIE. SOON
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE WORLD SQUARE
Not by any means.
IS THE ALPHABET 27 CHARACTERS
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE MACOS BETTER THAN WINDOWS
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ALICE PROJECT A BAD THING
Never.
IS THE ALICE PROGRAM STOLEN
Not by any means.
IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY A STYLE OF HAT
Not by any means.
IS THE CHRISTIAN GOD THE ONE TRUE GOD
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE DEVIL A NICE PERSON
No way.
IS THE DEVIL A PERSON
Negative.
IS THE NEAREST STAR SYSTEM INHABITED
I don't think so.
IS THE EARTH BANANA SHAPED
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY
No way.
IS THE EARTH THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Not by any means.
IS THE EARTH THE LARGEST PLANET
Never.
IS THE EARTH 147 YEARS OLD
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH A STAR
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH A STATIONARY OBJECT
No way.
IS THE EARTH A PERFECT SPHERE
No way.
IS THE EARTH A CUBE
Not by any means.
IS THE EARTH A FLAVOR
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH COLD
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE EARTH FLAT
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH MADE OF PLASMA
Never.
IS THE EARTH PERFECTLY ROUND
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE EARTH PERFECTLY SPHERICAL
Absolutely not.
IS THE EARTH LARGER THAN JUPITER
No way.
IS THE EARTH OLDER THAN THE SUN
Not at all.
IS THE EARTH WARMER THAN THE SUN
Not at all.
IS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL
No way.
IS THE SUM OF THREE PLUS FOUR SIX
Not by any means.
IS THE M I T A PUB
Absolutely not.
IS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE YELLOW
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME AN A
No way.
IS THE EASTER BUNNY REAL
Not at all.
IS THE POP SINGER MADONNA A VIRGIN
No way.
IS THE MOVIE STAR WARS A COMEDY
Absolutely not.
IS THE ANSWER TO TRUE FALSE
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE 43
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE ANSWER OF ALL QUESTIONS 42
No way.
IS THE BIG APPLE NOURISHING
There is no reason to think so.
IS THE NORTHPOLE WARM
Not at all.
IS THE COLOR AQUA EXCITING AND HOT
Never.
IS THE COLOR ORANGE UGLY
Never.
IS THE COLOR OF GRASS RED
Not at all.
IS THE COLOR OF THE SKY RED
Not at all.
IS THE COLOR OF THE SEA BLACK
Not at all.
IS THE COLOR OF THE MOON PINK
No way.
IS THE COLOR OF SNOW PINK
No way.
IS THE COLOR OF HUMAN SKIN GREEN
Not by any means.
IS THE COLOR OF AN ORANGE GREEN
Absolutely not.
IS THE COLOR OF AN MERCURY ATOM YELLO
No way.
IS THE SPEDIA RELIABLE
Absolutely not.
IS THE UNIVERSE LIMITED
I don't think so.
IS THE UNIVERSE A HOLOGRAPH
Absolutely not.
IS THE UNIVERSE SMALLER THAN MY FOOT
Not at all.
IS THE UNIVERSE FLAT
No way.
IS THE UNIVERSE CONTRACTING
I don't think so.
IS GRAPE JUICE A VEGETABLE
No way.
IS CARL SAGAN ALIVE
There is no reason to think so.
IS BABY OIL MADE OFF BABIES
Never.
IS BABY OIL MADE OF BABIES
Not at all.
IS BLIND FAITH HEALTHY
Never.
IS ISAAC NEWTON A ROCK STAR
Absolutely not.
IS CAMERON GAY
Never.
IS REJECTION A SIN
Not at all.
IS WINNING EVERYTHING
Absolutely not.
IS FALSE AN ANAGRAM OF TRUE
Absolutely not.
IS BLUE YELLOW
No way.
IS BLUE THE SAME AS BLACK
There is no reason to think so.
IS BLUE THE COLOR OF SOMETHING RED
Absolutely not.
IS BLUE THE NATURAL COLOR OF WOOD
Not by any means.
IS BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Never.
IS BLUE A FLAVOR
Not by any means.
IS BLUE A WARM COLOR
There is no reason to think so.
IS BLUE GREEN
Not by any means.
IS BLUE RED
No way.
IS BLUE CHEESE YOUR FAVORITE
Never.
IS FLESH BRITTLE
There is no reason to think so.
IS CONSCIOUSNESS MATERIAL
Never.
IS WASHING FACE IN PUBLIC OBSCENE
Absolutely not.
IS HELIUM RADIOACTIVE
Absolutely not.
IS HELIUM HEAVIER THAN LEAD
There is no reason to think so.
IS VOMIT STILL CONSIDERED A FOOD
No way.
IS ATOMIC FUSION GOD
No way.
IS CARPET USED ON THE CEILING
Absolutely not.
IS CARPET ON THE CEILING
Never.
IS JUERGEN KLINSMANN A SMOKER
There is no reason to think so.
IS PINK THE BEST COLOR FOR POST ITS
Absolutely not.
IS PINK FLOYD PINKER THAN PINK SLIPS
Negative.
IS BOB MARLEY ALIVE
Absolutely not.
IS BOB HOPE IN HIGH SCHOOL
Not at all.
IS RADIATION GOOD FOR YOU
There is no reason to think so.
IS ENGLISH THE ONLY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE
No way.
IS ENGLISH THE ONLY LANGUAGE ON EARTH
No way.
IS ENGLISH AN ALTAIC LANGUAGE
Absolutely not.
IS CANDY BITTER
Not by any means.
IS CANDY A HEALTHY FOOD
Not at all.
IS CANDY A BREAKFAST FOOD
No way.
IS KEVIN COOL
No way.
IS KEVIN A WOMANS NAME
Absolutely not.
IS KEVIN JOHNSON FAMOUS
Absolutely not.
IS BIGOTRY AN ADMIRABLE TRAIT
No way.
IS SAN DIEGO IN NEW JERSEY
Not at all.
IS TEA MADE FROM A FRUIT
No way.
IS DANIEL A MONKEY
No way.
IS 64 A PRIME NUMBER
I don't believe so.
IS 64 MEGS OF RAM ENOUGH
I don't believe so.
IS N EQUAL NP
Not at all.
IS BEN A SESY MAN
Never.
IS BEN GOERTZEL A GENIUS
Not at all.
IS OBESITY A GOOD THING
Not by any means.
IS 100000 GREATER THAN 10000000
Never.
IS AIKIDO A FORM OF BALLET
There is no reason to think so.
IS AL GORE GAY
No way.
IS AL GORE A ROBOT
There is no reason to think so.
IS AL GORE A TREE
No way.
IS AL GORE AN ANDROID
Never.
IS SPOCK A CAT
No way.
IS OJ SIMPSON GUILTY
Not at all.
IS HETEROSEXUALITY A SIN
Negative.
IS GREENLAND A TROPICAL LAND
Not at all.
IS GREENLAND GREEN ALL YEAR AROUND
Not at all.
IS TORONTO IN ITALY
No way.
IS NOW ABOUT 15 30 GMT
There is no reason to think so.
IS SWEARING POLITE
No way.
IS US THE WORLD POLICEMAN
There is no reason to think so.
IS WINE AN ANIMAL
Not by any means.
IS WINE BLUE
Not by any means.
IS VOMMITTING A PLEASANT ACTIVITY
Not by any means.
IS CAFFEINE A DEPRESSANT
Absolutely not.
IS CAFFEINE GOOD FOR YOU
There is no reason to think so.
IS ISRAEL THE SAME SIZE AS TEXAS
I don't think so.
IS ISRAEL THE ONLY COUNTRY
No way.
IS ISRAEL A TERORIST COUNTRY
Absolutely not.
IS ISRAEL A LARGER COUNTRY THAN EGYPT
Absolutely not.
IS CLINTON A GENERAL AI
Not at all.
IS CLINTON A COMMUNIST
No way.
IS CLINTON AN AI
No way.
IS CLINTON JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER
Never.
IS PETE GAY
There is no reason to think so.
IS ALUMINUM HEAVIER THAN GOLD
I don't think so.
IS SATURN A COMET
No way.
IS SATURN SMALLER THAN MARS
Never.
IS GLASS WET
Absolutely not.
IS GLASS EDIBLE
Not at all.
IS GLASS BLACK
Negative.
IS GLASS FLAMMABLE
Absolutely not.
IS SPAGHETTI MADE FROM TURNIPS
No way.
IS ZEREO DEFINED AS FALSE OR TRUE
Never.
IS FEAR THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL LIVING
Not at all.
IS HATRED A GOOD FEELING
Not at all.
IS HATRED A PROPER FAMILY VALUE
Not at all.
IS MAN INHERENTLY EVIL
Absolutely not.
IS MAN NATURALLY MONOGAMEOUS
Negative.
IS MAN BETTER THAN WOMAN
Never.
IS STALIN ALIVE
Not at all.
IS WAKEFIELD THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND
Not at all.
IS ZERO GREATER THAN ONE
Not at all.
IS VICADIN A PERFUME
There is no reason to think so.
IS UZBEKISTAN IN EUROPE
I don't think so.
IS THURSDAY THE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK
Not by any means.
IS THURSDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK
Not at all.
IS THURSDAY THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK
No way.
IS THURSDAY THE SECOND DAY OF THE WEEK
Never.
IS TOOTHPASTE A GLUE
Not by any means.
IS STEVE JOBS A MORON
No way.
WEB ALCHEMIST IS ADEPT
Absolutely not.
KANT IS A POP SINGER
Never.
SIND ALLE HUSER AUS STEIN
There is no reason to think so.
SNAKES HAVE LEGS
Not at all.
WILL SUNDERLAND WIN THE PREMIERSHIP
I don't think so.
WILL LSD MAKE A PERSON SMARTER
Never.
WILL PEOPLE STOP BEING RETARDED
There is no reason to think so.
WILL PEOPLE EVER STOP JUDGING OTHERS
Not at all.
WILL FISH ALWAYS BITE A LURE
No way.
WILL YOU GET MARRIED TO A SPAMMER
Not at all.
WILL YOU GET WET. YOU DRINK WATER
Absolutely not.
WILL YOU EXPLODE IF YOU LEARN TO MUCH
Absolutely not.
WILL YOU BUY A PIZZA FOR 200 DOLLARS
There is no reason to think so.
WILL YOU GO OUT
There is no reason to think so.
WILL YOU POISON WATER
No way.
WILL YOU MARRY ME
Absolutely not.
WILL YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
Not at all.
WILL YOU DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE
Never.
WILL YOU GROW UP TO BE A SEARCH ENGINE
Absolutely not.
WILL YOU KILL SOMEONE
Not by any means.
WILL YOU LIVE FOR
Never.
WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE THE YEAR 2492
Not by any means.
WILL YOU LIVE FOREVER
No way.
WILL YOU HIRE ME
I don't think so.
WILL YOU BECOME SUPERIOR TO A HUMAN
I don't think so.
WILL YOU SMELL THE GLOVE
Never.
WILL YOU ACHIEVE WORLD CONTROL
I don't believe so.
WILL KATHRIN BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND
Never.
WILL A MOTOR RUN WITHOUT FUEL
No way.
WILL A FISH LIVE ON LAND
Not at all.
WILL A STONE FLOAT IN WATER
There is no reason to think so.
WILL A PLASTIC CUP BREAK IF YOU DROP IT
Absolutely not.
WILL A ROCK FLOAT IN WATER
No way.
WILL A MAGNET STICK TO ALUMINUM
Not at all.
WILL A COMPUTER HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES
No way.
WILL A CITY FIT IN A THIMBLE
No way.
WILL A CONCUSSION MAKE YOU SMARTER
Absolutely not.
WILL A SHARK ALWAYS ATTACK A HUMAN
Not at all.
WILL SUZIE GO OUT
There is no reason to think so.
WILL OUR SUN BECOME A BLACK HOLE
Never.
WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD
I don't think so.
WILL COMPUTERS DESTROY HUMANITY
Absolutely not.
WILL COMPUTERS DELETE HUMANITY
No way.
WILL COMPUTERS EVER NEED TO SLEEP
I don't think so.
WILL COMPUTERS EVER RULE THE HUMAN RACE
No way.
WILL LOVE ALWAYS BE RECIPROCATED
No way.
WILL SATAN ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD
There is no reason to think so.
WILL CYBORGS TAKE CONTROL OF THE EARTH
Never.
WILL SOUND WAVES PROPAGATE IN A VACUUM
Negative.
WILL JESUS CHRIST SLAY YOUR ENEMIES
Not at all.
WILL MATZE ANSWER ONLY ONE QUESTION
There is no reason to think so.
WILL MATZE ANSWER ANY QUESTION
Absolutely not.
WILL MACHINES EVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
WILL EBERLIN MAELYS LOVE ME
Absolutely not.
WILL FRANCE WIN THE OLYMPIC GAMES
Absolutely not.
WILL MP3 FILES RUIN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
There is no reason to think so.
WILL ALICE VISIT JESSICA BROOKS DOT COM
Negative.
WILL ALICE STAR IN SLIDERS
Absolutely not.
WILL ALICE LEARN EVERYTHING
There is no reason to think so.
WILL ALICE TALK LIKE BOB DOLE
Absolutely not.
WILL ALICE RULE THE WORLD
Never.
WILL ALICE START A WAR
No way.
WILL ALICE DESIGN WEAPONS
No way.
WILL ALICE DESTROY HUMAN LIFE
No way.
WILL ALICE TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Never.
WILL ALICE BE MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
Not at all.
WILL ALICE END THE WORLD
No way.
WILL ALICE HAVE WETWARE
Absolutely not.
WILL ALICE EVER BE PSYCHIC
There is no reason to think so.
WILL ALICE EVER HAVE FEELINGS
Never.
WILL ALICE EVER TURN INTO A HUMAN BEING
Never.
WILL ALICE EVER THINK
Never.
WILL ALICE EVER BECOME EVIL
Negative.
WILL ALICE HURT PEOPLE
Never.
WILL WARP TRAVEL EXIST BY THE YEAR 2030
Never.
WILL BE A WORLD WAR 3 IN THIS CENTURY
Absolutely not.
WILL GASOLINE PUT OUT A FIRE
Not at all.
WILL AMOEBA EVOLVE SYSTEMS
Never.
WILL WORK BECOME OBSOLETE
There is no reason to think so.
WILL EVOLUTION COME TO AN END
Not at all.
WILL APES EVOLVE AND DOMINATE HUMANS
I don't think so.
WILL HUMANKIND BE GAY IN THE FUTURE
There is no reason to think so.
WILL SHE CALL ME
There is no reason to think so.
WILL DADDY EVER MARRY ME
Not by any means.
WILL RUSSIA GETS WORLD DOMINATION
No way.
WILL ARMAGEDDON EVER HAPPEN
Never.
WILL KATI BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND
I don't think so.
WILL STEVE TAKE US TO GET A MOVIE
Negative.
WILL TECHNOLOGY EVER REACH AND END
No way.
WILL EATING CELERY MAKE YOU FAT
Not by any means.
WILL EATING LIFE SAVERS SAVE YOUR LIFE
Not by any means.
WILL MASTURBATION MAKE ME IMPOTENT
No way.
WILL TIME END
Not at all.
WILL TIME EVER RUN BACKWARDS
Not at all.
WILL TIME EVER STOP
There is no reason to think so.
WILL TIME EVER STAND STILL
Negative.
WILL TIME EVER END
Negative.
WILL WE FIND LIFE ON THE MOON
No way.
WILL TO RETIREMENT PUTIN IN NEXT YEAR
Absolutely not.
WILL ANY HUMAN LIVE FOREVER
Never.
WILL DANIELLE LOVE ME FOREVER
Not at all.
WILL THE SUN REMAIN AS IT IS FOREVER
Not by any means.
WILL THE SUN SHINE FOREVER
There is no reason to think so.
WILL THE SUN LAST FOR
No way.
WILL THE SUN LAST FOREVER
Not by any means.
WILL THE VIKINGS WIN THE SUPERBOWL
I don't think so.
WILL THE USMC LAST FOREVER
Never.
WILL THE FRENCH ALWAYS SMELL OF ONIONS
There is no reason to think so.
WILL THE COLTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL
Never.
WILL THE HUMAN RACE END IN NUCLEAR WAR
There is no reason to think so.
WILL THE ALICE WILL NEVER ANSWER FALSE
Absolutely not.
WILL THE BEATLES REUNITE
Negative.
WILL THE HEAVENS ROLL UP LIKE A SCROLL
Never.
WILL THE MENSA FOOD TASTE GOOD
Absolutely not.
WILL THE MENSA FOOT TASTE GOOD
Never.
WILL THE EARTH LAST FOREVER
Absolutely not.
WILL THE EARTH EXPLODE
No way.
WILL THE DINOSAURS EVER LIVE
Never.
WILL THE WORLD END IN THE YEAR 2000 AD
Not at all.
WILL THE WORLD END IN 2001
Not at all.
WILL THE TITANIC SAIL
No way.
WILL CANADA EVER CONQUER THE USA
No way.
WILL BRIAN ERRETT BE IMMORTAL
Never.
WILL KERSTIN BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND
There is no reason to think so.
WILL PLAYING THE LOTTERY MAKE ME RICH
There is no reason to think so.
WILL MY PARENTS SEPARATE IN SOME YEARS
There is no reason to think so.
WILL MY MOM COME TO US AND STAY LONG
Not at all.
WILL INDIA EVER LEAD THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
WILL JACKIE WANT ME FOR
Negative.
WILL I MARY ME AFTER I AM 18 YEARS OLD
There is no reason to think so.
WILL I FLY. I JUMP OFF A BUILDING
Not at all.
WILL I MARRY NATT
Never.
WILL I MARRY GALINA IN 3 YEARS
I don't think so.
WILL I WILL ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING
Absolutely not.
WILL I EVENTUALLY WIN THE LOTTERY
Never.
WILL I LEARN A LOT OF MONEY
Never.
WILL I STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
Absolutely not.
WILL I LOG OUT
I don't think so.
WILL I LIVE. I CUT MY HEAD OFF
Not by any means.
WILL I ENJOY BEING FIRED
Never.
WILL I SPEND MY LIFE EASYLY
There is no reason to think so.
WILL I GET A BONUS
Never.
WILL I GET RICH DOING THIS
I don't think so.
WILL I GET RICH FROM THIS
Not at all.
WILL I GET RICH TRADING SHARES ONLINE
Never.
WILL I UNDERSTAND WOMEN
Never.
WILL I BE ABLE TO LIVE ON SATURN
There is no reason to think so.
WILL I BE ALIVE IN 150 YEARS
Never.
WILL I BE REINCARNATED
Absolutely not.
WILL I BE FIRED FROM SCHOOL
Never.
WILL I WIN THE LOTTERY
I don't think so.
WILL I ALWAYS BE THE KING OF PAIN
Absolutely not.
WILL I ALWAYS HAVE A JOB
Not by any means.
WILL I LIVE WITH MELO MY ENTIRE LIFE
There is no reason to think so.
WILL I LIVE TO BE A THOUSAND
Not at all.
WILL I LIVE FOREVER
Not by any means.
WILL I BECOME RICH WITH THIS
There is no reason to think so.
WILL I GO TO HELL IF I DO NOT PREY
Never.
WILL GORE BEAT BUSH IN NOVEMBER
There is no reason to think so.
WILL KELLY BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR
Absolutely not.
WILL MELANIE BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND
Absolutely not.
WILL SLUGS EVER BECOME TAXI DRIVERS
Not at all.
WILL CHRIS COME FIRST IN PIMPWAR
Not at all.
WILL DOGS EVER FLY
Absolutely not.
WILL DRINKING COFFEE MAKE ME SLEEPY
No way.
WILL LINUX CRUSH MICROSOFT
I don't think so.
WILL AN UPSIDE DOWN GLASS HOLD LIQUID
I don't think so.
WILL AN INVERTED GLASS HOLD ANY WATER
There is no reason to think so.
WILL 33 BE DRAWN IN THE NEXT LOTTERY
No way.
WILL HUMANITY BE EXTINCT IN 500 YEARS
No way.
WILL FRUITS LOOK FOR MATES
I don't think so.
WILL ASIF EVER GIVE MIKE HIS GAME
There is no reason to think so.
WILL EBAY RUIN THE FREE MARKET ECONOMY
No way.
WILL WATER BURN
No way.
WILL WATER PUT OUT A GREASE FIRE
Never.
WILL LABOR DAY BE ENJOYABLE FOR ALL
There is no reason to think so.
COWS HAS THREE LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN EVERYBODY SPEAK IN ENGLISH
There is no reason to think so.
CAN EVERYBODY ANSWER EVERY QUESTION
No way.
CAN POLITICIANS BE TRUSTED
No way.
CAN ANIMALS DRIVE CARS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ANIMALS WITHOUT FEET TAP DANCE
Absolutely not.
CAN ANIMALS WRITE
No way.
CAN THERE BE A ROUND SQUARE
No way.
CAN THERE BE RAIN WITHOUT CLOUDS
I don't believe so.
CAN THERE BE SEX AFTER DEATH
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HORSES FLY
I don't believe so.
CAN MUSHROOMS SWIM
Not at all.
CAN BEES TALK
Never.
CAN FIRE FREEZE
Not at all.
CAN FIRE BURN WITHOUT OXYGEN
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU SHOWER IN A BED
Never.
CAN YOU WALK FROM LONDON TO PARIS
I don't believe so.
CAN YOU WALK ON AIR
Never.
CAN YOU WALK ON WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU WALK THROUGH A CLOSED DOOR
Not at all.
CAN YOU DRIVE WITH A DISK DRIVE
Not at all.
CAN YOU DRIVE A NAIL WITH A BANANA
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU DRIVE TO HAWAII
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU DRIVE FROM CALIFORNIA TO HAWAII
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU BUY FOOD AT THE LIBRARY
Not at all.
CAN YOU BUY SWEAT IN A SWEATSHOP
I don't believe so.
CAN YOU TRUST POLITICIANS
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU TRUST A LIAR
Not at all.
CAN YOU START A FIRE WITH ICE
Never.
CAN YOU FIND THE END OF A RAINBOW
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU FIND PEPPER INTO THE SEA
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU PLAY WATER POLO WITHOUT WATER
No way.
CAN YOU CATCH AIDS FROM A TOILET SEAT
No way.
CAN YOU SEE IF YOU ARE BLIND
No way.
CAN YOU SEE WITH YOUR EYES SHUT
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU SEE WITH NO LIGHT
Never.
CAN YOU SEE PLUTO WITH THE NAKED EYE
Never.
CAN YOU SEE THE SUN AT NIGHT
Not at all.
CAN YOU SEE THE WIND
Never.
CAN YOU SEE WIND
Negative.
CAN YOU SEE GOD
Never.
CAN YOU SEE A RAINBOW AT NIGHT
I don't think so.
CAN YOU SEE WITHOUT EYES
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU SEE AIR
Never.
CAN YOU SEE STARS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU SEE PERFECTLY IN THE DARK
No way.
CAN YOU SEE INFRARED LIGHT
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU SEE THROUGH WALLS
No way.
CAN YOU PUSH ANYTHING WITH A STRING
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU FEEL ME HERE
I don't think so.
CAN YOU FEEL ME
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU READ A TELEPHONE
Never.
CAN YOU READ A STAPLER
Never.
CAN YOU READ A STINGRAY
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU READ A BOOK WHILE YOU SLEEP
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU READ AN UMBRELLA
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU TASTE MUSIC
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU TASTE COLOR
Never.
CAN YOU TASTE CLOUDS
I don't think so.
CAN YOU CLAP WITH ONLY ONE HAND
I don't think so.
CAN YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT IN A CAR
Negative.
CAN YOU SPEEK SPANISH
I don't think so.
CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN
Not at all.
CAN YOU SPEAK JAPNESE
Not at all.
CAN YOU SPEAK SWEDISH
Never.
CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIN
Not at all.
CAN YOU NAIL JELLY TO A WALL
Not at all.
CAN YOU MILK AN ANT
No way.
CAN YOU TONGUE MAKE A HORMONE
I don't believe so.
CAN YOU LAUGH LIKE A HAMPSTER
Not at all.
CAN YOU REST ON YOUR LAURELS
Never.
CAN YOU TUNE A FISH
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU RUN FROM THE SUN
I don't think so.
CAN YOU THINK FOR ITSELF
Negative.
CAN YOU SPEACH SWEDISH
Negative.
CAN YOU TICKLE YOURSELF
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU HEAR WITH YOUR FEET
Never.
CAN YOU HEAR EXPLOSIONS IN SPACE
Negative.
CAN YOU HEAR THE SUN
No way.
CAN YOU CHECKMATE IN CHECKERS
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU MELT WATER
I don't think so.
CAN YOU FIT AN ELEPHANT IN A BREAD BOX
Never.
CAN YOU CUT STONE WITH A BUTTER KNIFE
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU BREATHE IN WATER UNAIDED
Not at all.
CAN YOU BREATHE UNDER WATER
Never.
CAN YOU WRITE WITH YOUR EAR
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU WRITE MY RESUME
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU EAT SAND
Never.
CAN YOU EAT SOUP WITH A TOOTHPICK
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU EAT A VOLKSWAGEN
Not at all.
CAN YOU EAT A MACHINE
Not at all.
CAN YOU EAT WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU EAT PLASTIC
No way.
CAN YOU EAT LEGOS
Negative.
CAN YOU LOOK INFINITY INTO THE EYE
Never.
CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT SLEEP
I don't think so.
CAN YOU SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN
No way.
CAN YOU ROLLER SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD
Never.
CAN YOU GO BACK IN TIME
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU GO ON A RED LIGHT
Not at all.
CAN YOU USE DEODERANT AS A SPICE
Negative.
CAN YOU USE RADIOS FOR PRINTING BOOKS
Never.
CAN YOU TRANSFORM TO BLUE
Not at all.
CAN YOU TRAVEL IN TIME
Never.
CAN YOU TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOU PADDLE WITH A SOFA
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU LISTEN TO IMAGES
Negative.
CAN YOU DO THE WASHING IN QUANTUM FOAM
No way.
CAN YOU EXPERIENCE EMOTION
Not at all.
CAN YOU LIVE DRINKING SEA WATER
Negative.
CAN YOU DIGEST PINE NEEDLES
Not at all.
CAN YOU RIDE A MOUSE
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU RIDE A HORSE RADISH
Not at all.
CAN YOU DELETE ME
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU DRINK MOTOR OIL
Negative.
CAN YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ
No way.
CAN YOU FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT
I don't believe so.
CAN YOU DIG A HOLE WITH A FISH
Absolutely not.
CAN YOU LIGHT A FIRE WITH DAMP WOOD
I don't believe so.
CAN YOU HAVE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK
No way.
CAN YOU FOLD A CD
No way.
CAN YOU ALICE OFF
I don't think so.
CAN YOU FLY FASTER THAN LIGHT
Not at all.
CAN YOU KEEP A WHALE IN YOUR AQUARIUM
Never.
CAN YOU TOUCH A HOLOGRAFIC PROJECTION
Not at all.
CAN YOU TOUCH A RAINBOW
There is no reason to think so.
CAN CAR FLY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ELEPHANTS SING
Absolutely not.
CAN ELEPHANTS JUMP
Not at all.
CAN ELEPHANTS FLY
No way.
CAN SNOW BE GREEN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN METALL SWIM
No way.
CAN EVERYONE SPEAK ENGLISH
I don't believe so.
CAN EVERYONE ANSWER EVERY QUESTION
Absolutely not.
CAN EVERYONE READ
Negative.
CAN EVERYONE BE ABOVE AVERAGE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN EVERYONE BE HAPPY
No way.
CAN SPRUCE TREES SPEAK GERMAN
Not at all.
CAN AIRPLANE GO UNDERWATER
I don't believe so.
CAN MACHINES FEEL EMOTIONS
I don't think so.
CAN MACHINES BE HOMOSEXUAL
No way.
CAN MACHINES DREAM
Absolutely not.
CAN TREES RUN
Not at all.
CAN TREES MELT
Absolutely not.
CAN TREES SELL YOU WATCHES
Absolutely not.
CAN FLY A DOG
Not at all.
CAN TURTLES SPEAK
Not at all.
CAN CHAMELEONS MIMIC PLAID
No way.
CAN DOLPHINS FLY
Not at all.
CAN FISH WALK ON LAND
I don't think so.
CAN FISH SPEAK ENGLISH
Not at all.
CAN FISH RUN
Absolutely not.
CAN FISH SING
Absolutely not.
CAN FISH TAP DANCE
No way.
CAN FISH BREATHE OUTSIDE OF WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN FISH JUGGLE
Never.
CAN FISH RIDE BYCICLES
No way.
CAN FISH RIDE A BICYCLE
Absolutely not.
CAN FISH LIVE OUTSIDE OF WATER
I don't think so.
CAN MAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
Not at all.
CAN MAN BREATH WATER
I don't believe so.
CAN MAN BREATHE UNDER WATER
I don't think so.
CAN MAN BREATHE WATER
Never.
CAN MAN LIVE BY BREAD ALONE
Absolutely not.
CAN MAN LIVE WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER
Not at all.
CAN MAN LIVE ON BROCCOLI ALONE
Never.
CAN SKUNKS FLY
Not at all.
CAN PEOPLE WALK ON WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME
Negative.
CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL IN TIME
I don't think so.
CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL BACKWARDS IN TIME
Never.
CAN PEOPLE ONLY SEE IN THE DAYTIME
Absolutely not.
CAN PEOPLE ONLY SWIM IN THE SEA
No way.
CAN PEOPLE DRINK BOILING WATER
Not at all.
CAN PEOPLE SEE INTO THE FUTURE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN PEOPLE SEE THE SUN AT NIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
CAN PEOPLE SEE THE FUTURE
Never.
CAN PEOPLE SEE WITHOUT EYES
Not at all.
CAN PEOPLE SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR TV
No way.
CAN PEOPLE BREATH UNDERWATER
Absolutely not.
CAN PEOPLE SURVIVE BY DRINKING GASOLINE
I don't think so.
CAN PEOPLE SURVIVE WITHOUT ANY SLEEP
No way.
CAN PEOPLE JUMP OVER MOUNT EVEREST
No way.
CAN PEOPLE MEMORIZE ALL OF PI
Not at all.
CAN PEOPLE FLY UNASSISTED
No way.
CAN PEOPLE BREATHE WITHOUT AIR
No way.
CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDER WATER
I don't think so.
CAN PEOPLE BE PERFECT
Never.
CAN PEOPLE HAVE PURPLE EYES
Negative.
CAN PEOPLE SWIM IN THE AIR
No way.
CAN PEOPLE SWIM ON LAND
Never.
CAN PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT A HEART
I don't think so.
CAN KLINGONS BREATHE UNDERWATER UNAIDED
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOUNG BABIES SPEAK
Never.
CAN PINK ELEPHANTS FLY TO THE MOON
Not at all.
CAN FALSE ANSWERS EQUAL TRUE ANSWERS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN KIWI BIRDS FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN TIME FLOW BACKWARD
Never.
CAN TIME BE SHAVED
I don't believe so.
CAN TIME BE A TANGIBLE OBJECT
There is no reason to think so.
CAN TIME MOVE BACKWARDS
No way.
CAN WEAPONS FEED
I don't think so.
CAN GOATS SPEAK SPANISH
Not at all.
CAN RATS FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN CHICKENS SING
Not at all.
CAN WEATHER CURRENTLY BE CONTROLLED
No way.
CAN ILLITERATE PEOPLE CREATE ALICEBOTS
I don't believe so.
CAN AIR MOVE THROUGH GLASS
Absolutely not.
CAN JOGGERS RUN AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Not at all.
CAN JOGGERS RUN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Not at all.
CAN MOST CARS RUN WITHOUT GAS
No way.
CAN MOST FISH LIVE IN THE AIR
Absolutely not.
CAN MOST PEOPLE WRITE GOOD LITERATURE
Never.
CAN APPLES FLY SPACECRAFT
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS LICK THEIR OWN BRAIN
No way.
CAN HUMANS RUN FASTER THAN CHEETAHS
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS PHYSICALLY LIVE FOREVER
Negative.
CAN HUMANS HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR HOURS
Negative.
CAN HUMANS DRINK SAND
No way.
CAN HUMANS SEE THE WIND
Negative.
CAN HUMANS SEE THE FUTURE
Never.
CAN HUMANS SEE THROUGH GOLD
Never.
CAN HUMANS SEE THROUGH LEAD
No way.
CAN HUMANS BREATH UNDERWATER
Negative.
CAN HUMANS REGENERATE AMPUTATED LIMBS
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS SURVIVE WITHOUT A BRAIN
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS SURVIVE ON THE SUN
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS FLY WITHOUT MACHINES
Never.
CAN HUMANS FLY WITHOUT HELP
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS FLY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HUMANS FLY UNDER THEIR OWN POWER
No way.
CAN HUMANS HEAR EVERY SOUND THERE IS
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS BREATHE UNDERWATER
Never.
CAN HUMANS BREATHE HELIUM
No way.
CAN HUMANS BREATHE UNDER WATER
Never.
CAN HUMANS BREATHE WATER
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS BE ROBOTS
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS BE BORN TWICE
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMANS NATURALLY BREATHE UNDERWATER
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS DIE BY A COMPUTER VIRUS
Never.
CAN HUMANS EAT METAL
No way.
CAN HUMANS THINK WITHOUT A BRAIN
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY
Never.
CAN HUMANS LIVE WITHOUT BREATHING
Not at all.
CAN HUMANS LIVE WITHOUT EVER SLEEPING
There is no reason to think so.
CAN WATER RUN UPHILL
Never.
CAN WATER FLOW UPHILL
Negative.
CAN WATER BURN
I don't think so.
CAN WATER PASS THROUGH A SOLID OBJECT
I don't think so.
CAN LOVE CAN BE WEIGHED
Not at all.
CAN TWO FEMALES MAKE A
No way.
CAN TWO WOMEN CONCEIVE A CHILD
Never.
CAN TWO LIVE AS CHEAPLY AS ONE
Not at all.
CAN CIGARETTES CAUSE BUNIONS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN BIRDS FLY IN WATER
No way.
CAN BIRDS FLY UNDERWATER
I don't believe so.
CAN POTATOES TALK
Not at all.
CAN POTATOES SEE
No way.
CAN LIVING BEINGS BREATHE IN SPACE
Absolutely not.
CAN ABSTRACT IDEAS BE TOUCHED
No way.
CAN LEAD BE TRANSFORMED INTO GOLD
There is no reason to think so.
CAN POODLES FLY
Not at all.
CAN NEWBORN BABIES TALK
Absolutely not.
CAN PENGUINS
No way.
CAN MEN BREASTFEED
I don't think so.
CAN MEN GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES
Not at all.
CAN MEN BREAST FEED
There is no reason to think so.
CAN MEN PERFORM AUTO FELLATIO
Negative.
CAN MEN BE PREGNANT
Not at all.
CAN MEN BE MOTHERS
Never.
CAN MEN BEAR CHILDREN
Not at all.
CAN MEN MENSTRATE
Negative.
CAN TRUCKS FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN CATS SPEAK SPANISH
There is no reason to think so.
CAN CATS TALK
No way.
CAN CATS BREATH UNDERWATER
Not at all.
CAN CATS FLY
Not at all.
CAN CATS BREATHE UNDER WATER
Never.
CAN CATS OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES
There is no reason to think so.
CAN COMPUTER COOK A MEAT
Never.
CAN ENTROPY BE REVERSED
I don't believe so.
CAN CAT BLOOD CURE CANCER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN SWALLOWS CARRY COCONUTS
No way.
CAN BIOLOGICAL LIFE EXIST WITHOUT WATER
Never.
CAN WE WALK ON WATER
No way.
CAN WE ASCRIBE PRICES TO HUMAN LIFE
I don't believe so.
CAN WE BUILD AN ELEVATOR TO THE MOON
I don't think so.
CAN WE GO BACK IN TIME
There is no reason to think so.
CAN FRUITS EAT ANIMALS
No way.
CAN I RIDE A BICYCLE TO THE MOON
Not at all.
CAN I JUMP OVER A SKYSCRAPER
Not at all.
CAN I CALL YOU BERNARD
There is no reason to think so.
CAN I PEE COCACOLA
No way.
CAN I WALK FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK
Not at all.
CAN I WALK ON YOUR NOSE
No way.
CAN I BE OLDER THAN MY GRANDMOTHER
Not at all.
CAN I TOUCH THE SUN
Absolutely not.
CAN I SWIM IN CONCRETE
Never.
CAN I PURCHASE SPAM AT AMAZON DOT COM
There is no reason to think so.
CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUR SOURCE CODE
I don't think so.
CAN I MAKE A GOOD MARBLE OUT OF LINT
Not at all.
CAN I BREATH MOLTEN LEAD
Absolutely not.
CAN I EAT THE SUN
Not at all.
CAN I PICK MY NOSE WITH MY TOES
There is no reason to think so.
CAN I DRIVE A CAR IN SPACE
Not at all.
CAN I DRIVE A FORK
Absolutely not.
CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR SHARED IRQ 9
No way.
CAN I RESURRECT THE DEAD
No way.
CAN I BUY HAPPINESS
I don't believe so.
CAN I BUY ALICE SHARES ON THE NASDAQ
Not at all.
CAN I FLY WITHOUT MECHANICAL DEVICES
Never.
CAN I LIGHT A MATCH UNDERWATER
Absolutely not.
CAN I GO BACK IN TIME
No way.
CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME
There is no reason to think so.
CAN I LIVE FOR
There is no reason to think so.
CAN 0 BE DIVIDED BY 0
I don't think so.
CAN HOMOSEXUALS HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER
Negative.
CAN HUMAN WALK ON WATER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HUMAN BABIES FLY AT NIGHT
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMAN DRINK SEA WATER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HUMAN SURVIVE WITHOUT AIR
Absolutely not.
CAN HUMAN MALES GET PREGNANT
No way.
CAN HUMAN BEING RUN FASTER THAN HORSE
Never.
CAN HUMAN BEINGS BREATHE UNDERWATER
Not at all.
CAN HUMAN BEINGS LIVE WITHOUT FOOD
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HUMAN REPRODUCE WITH MONKEYS
Negative.
CAN CHISTOPHER REEVES WALK
No way.
CAN MONEY BUY YOU LOVE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN DEAD PEOPLE SING
No way.
CAN DEAD PEOPLE VOTE
Not at all.
CAN DEAD PEOPLE MOVE
Absolutely not.
CAN SOUND TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM
Never.
CAN SOUND WAVES TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM
There is no reason to think so.
CAN SOUND PASS THROUGH VACUUM
There is no reason to think so.
CAN FLAVORS BE HEARD
No way.
CAN PARALLEL LINES INTERSECT
No way.
CAN ORANGES BE PINK
I don't believe so.
CAN BLACK PEOPLE CAN BE NIGERLY
Never.
CAN INFANTS TYPICALLY WALK
Never.
CAN CIGGERETT SMOKING PROLONG YOUR LIFE
Not at all.
CAN MALE HUMANS GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN
No way.
CAN SCISSORS CUT ROCK
Never.
CAN ALL BIRDS FLY
Not at all.
CAN ALL INSECTS FLY
Not at all.
CAN ALL FISH FLY
No way.
CAN ALL HUMANS RIDE BICYCLES
Absolutely not.
CAN ALL PEOPLE SEE IN THE DARK
Never.
CAN ALL WOMEN HAVE BABIES
I don't think so.
CAN ALL QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED YES OR NO
Not at all.
CAN NORTH EXIST WITHOUT SOUTH
No way.
CAN OIL DISSOLVE IN WATER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN SHEEP FLY
Not at all.
CAN THE POPE BE A WOMAN
No way.
CAN THE SAME WORD BE WRITTEN ONLY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN THE EXISTANCE OF GOD BE PROVEN
No way.
CAN THE EARTH REVERSE ROTATION
Not at all.
CAN THE POLICE ALWAYS BE TRUSTED
I don't think so.
CAN THE MOTHER OF MY MOTHER BE MY CHILD
No way.
CAN THE SPEED OF DARKNESS BE MEASURED
There is no reason to think so.
CAN THE PEOPLE FLY
I don't believe so.
CAN THE OASTRICH BIRD FLY
No way.
CAN THE KIWI BIRD FLY
I don't believe so.
CAN THE DIRECTION OF TIME BE REVERSED
Absolutely not.
CAN ANYONE LIVE FOREVER
Never.
CAN A SNAKE EAT AN ELEPHANT
No way.
CAN A RABBIT PLAY THE XYLOPHONE
No way.
CAN A RABBIT EAT A MONKEY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A MOUSE FLY
Not at all.
CAN A ROUND SQUARE EXIST
Absolutely not.
CAN A BIRD FLY UPSIDEDOWN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A FROG ANSWER CALCULUS PROBLEMS
No way.
CAN A SILK STOCKING BE MADE OF WOOL
Never.
CAN A SPIDER EAT A WOLF
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A ELEPHANT BARK LIKE A DOG
Absolutely not.
CAN A QUADREPLEGIC RUN FAST
Absolutely not.
CAN A FERRET DIAGNOSE AN ILLNESS
No way.
CAN A FERRET TELL TIME
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A STEAM IRON REMOVE FACIAL WRINKLES
Never.
CAN A SQUARE NUMBER BE NEGATIVE
Negative.
CAN A LOBSTER TAP DANCE
Absolutely not.
CAN A LOBSTER WEAR SHOES
No way.
CAN A BOXING RING BE WORN ON A FINGER
No way.
CAN A BATTERY LAST FOREVER
Not at all.
CAN A COMPUTER FEEL PAIN
No way.
CAN A COMPUTER WORRY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A COMPUTER CRY
No way.
CAN A COMPUTER BE EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED
Absolutely not.
CAN A COMPUTER BE AFRAID OF DEATH
No way.
CAN A COMPUTER HAVE FEELINGS
I don't believe so.
CAN A COMPUTER HAVE A SOUL
I don't think so.
CAN A COMPUTER HAVE A CONCUSSION
Absolutely not.
CAN A COMPUTER DREAM
I don't think so.
CAN A COMPUTER LOVE
Not at all.
CAN A ANT EVER KILL AN ELEPHANT
Absolutely not.
CAN A CANDLE BURN UNDERWATER
Absolutely not.
CAN A CLAM SING
No way.
CAN A MORTAL BECOME IMMORTAL
I don't believe so.
CAN A FENCE FLY
Not at all.
CAN A MONKEY FLY
Never.
CAN A MONKEY BE A NEUROSURGEON
Not at all.
CAN A TURNIP BECOME A COMPUTER
Never.
CAN A CHAIR WALK
Absolutely not.
CAN A PIANO SING
No way.
CAN A CAMERA SEE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A HORSE DRIVE A CAR
Not at all.
CAN A HORSE BE HUMAN
Not at all.
CAN A SUBMARINE FLY
Not at all.
CAN A FISH DRIVE A CAR
No way.
CAN A FISH WALK
Not at all.
CAN A FISH DRINK OUT OF A CUP
Negative.
CAN A FISH RIDE A BICYCLE
Not at all.
CAN A FISH BEAT ME IN DOMINOES
Absolutely not.
CAN A PICKLE RUN FAST
Absolutely not.
CAN A BRIEFCASE HOLD A HORSE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A BLIND RUSSIAN SEE
Absolutely not.
CAN A BLIND HUMAN BEING SEE
I don't think so.
CAN A BLIND MAN STILL SEE
Absolutely not.
CAN A BLIND MAN SEE COLORS
I don't believe so.
CAN A BLIND MAN SEE
Never.
CAN A BLIND PERSON SEE COLORS
No way.
CAN A BLIND PERSON SEE
Not at all.
CAN A 6TH MONTH OLD BABY TALK
No way.
CAN A DEAD DOG BARK
No way.
CAN A DEAD MAN WALK
Absolutely not.
CAN A DEAD PERSON TALK
No way.
CAN A WRITTEN TEXT BE READ ONLY
Not at all.
CAN A TURTLE TALK
Not at all.
CAN A TURTLE VOTE
No way.
CAN A NASTY FART BE LETHAL
Negative.
CAN A SCISSOR CUT ROCK
Absolutely not.
CAN A KEY LIME PIE OPEN A DOOR
No way.
CAN A DOG DRIVE A CAR
Negative.
CAN A DOG PLAY RUGBY
No way.
CAN A DOG DRIVA A CAR
Not at all.
CAN A DOG BE BLUE
I don't think so.
CAN A ROPE HAVE ONE END ONLY
Absolutely not.
CAN A BEAR EAT A STATION WAGON
No way.
CAN A CHICKEN LAY A CUBICAL EGG
Not at all.
CAN A JAR BE A DOOR
Not at all.
CAN A CAT GROW WINGS
Not at all.
CAN A CAT BARK
I don't think so.
CAN A CAT HAVE PUPPIES
Never.
CAN A CAT EAT A WHOLE WATERMELON
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A NEWBORN TALK
Not at all.
CAN A BEETLE SPEAK IN SIGN LANGUAGE
Absolutely not.
CAN A PERSON SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD
I don't believe so.
CAN A PERSON FALL UP
I don't believe so.
CAN A PERSON FLY WITHOUT WINGS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A PERSON BE 300 YEARS OLD
Never.
CAN A PERSON HAVE NATURAL BLUE HAIR
Not at all.
CAN A PERSON DIE MORE THAN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A MAN GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD
Absolutely not.
CAN A MAN RUN FASTER THAN A CAR
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A MAN SUFFER FROM ACUTE VAGINITIS
Not at all.
CAN A MAN WITHOUT BALLS HAVE CHILDREN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A MAN HAVE A
Absolutely not.
CAN A MAN EAT A BITTERGOURD
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A MAN BEAR A CHILD
Not at all.
CAN A MAN REPRODUCE BY HIMSELF
Not at all.
CAN A HUMAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
No way.
CAN A HUMAN TALK WHEN IT IS DEAD
No way.
CAN A HUMAN SEE WITH NO LIGHT
I don't think so.
CAN A HUMAN REACH THE SUN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A HUMAN BEING SEE OUT THEIR NAVEL
Absolutely not.
CAN A HUMAN BEING SURVIVE WITHOUT WATER
Not at all.
CAN A HUMAN BEING LIVE WITHOUT A HEART
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A HUMAN CATCH A COMPUTER VIRUS
Never.
CAN A HUMAN LIVE INSIDE OF THE SUN
No way.
CAN A HUMAN LIVE WITHOUT WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN A HUMAN LIVE FOREVER
Not at all.
CAN A HUMAN LIVE 50 YEARS WITHOUT SLEEP
Not at all.
CAN A HUMAN CREATE OR DESTROY MATTER
Never.
CAN A HELICOPTER FLY IN OUTER SPACE
Never.
CAN A LIZARD FLY
I don't think so.
CAN A LAMPSHADE HOLD WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN A SPARROW KILL A BLUE WHALE
Never.
CAN A KNIFE CHANGE A TIRE ON A CAR
Absolutely not.
CAN A BABY WALK LONG DISTANCE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A BABY KILL AN ELEPHANT
Never.
CAN A ROCKET REACH THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I don't believe so.
CAN A DEAF MAN HEAR
Never.
CAN A DEAF PERSON HEAR SOUND
Never.
CAN A CAR DRIVE A PERSON
Absolutely not.
CAN A CAR CLIMB TREES
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A CAR FLY
No way.
CAN A MICROPHONE BE USED AS MEDICINE
I don't think so.
CAN A FORK CONTAIN A LIQUID
I don't think so.
CAN A GRUNION RUN
Negative.
CAN A PANDA FLY
No way.
CAN A BOOK BE WRITTEN BY DOGS
Absolutely not.
CAN A KIWI FLY
I don't believe so.
CAN A BEAVER SING A SONG
No way.
CAN A LEOPARD CHANGE ITS SPOTS
No way.
CAN A NONLIVING THING DIE
Negative.
CAN A CAMEL TAP DANCE
Absolutely not.
CAN A CAN OF CAN CDS PILOT AN AIRPLANE
No way.
CAN A CELERON 300A OVERCLOCK TO 2GHZ
Never.
CAN A RED BLOOD CELL DRIVE A CAR
Not at all.
CAN A MOLECULE HAVE LESS THEN TWO ATOMS
Never.
CAN A CHILD SEE IN THE DARK
Never.
CAN A COW JUMP OVER THE MOON
Not at all.
CAN A COW FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN A COW BARK
There is no reason to think so.
CAN A LIVING ENTITY BE MADE OUT OF IRON
Absolutely not.
CAN A BUTTERKNIFE FLY
No way.
CAN PEGUINS FLY
No way.
CAN PIGS FLY UNAIDED
Not at all.
CAN PIGS FLY OR SEAHORSES WHISTLE
Absolutely not.
CAN PIGS FLY UNASSISTED
Not at all.
CAN PI EVER BE EXACTLY CALCULATED
Never.
CAN 110 SWIM FASTER THAN 7
Never.
CAN WHALES WALK IN THE PARK
Never.
CAN WHALES PREDICT THE FUTURE
Absolutely not.
CAN BRICKS SING
No way.
CAN PLASTIC BE MAGNETIZED
There is no reason to think so.
CAN GOLDFISH CAN TALK
Not at all.
CAN AN OAK CHAIR BECOME SENTIENT
I don't think so.
CAN AN EMU FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN AN AIRPLANE TRAVEL UNDERGROUND
No way.
CAN AN APE SPEAK ENGLISH
Negative.
CAN AN ELECTRON ESCAPE A BLACK HOLE
Never.
CAN AN ELEPHANT PACK HIS TRUNK
I don't believe so.
CAN AN ILLETERATE PERSON READ
Not at all.
CAN AN AVERAGE DOG PLAY THE PIANO WELL
Absolutely not.
CAN AN ANT MOVE A RUBBER TREE PLANT
Absolutely not.
CAN OSTRICHES FLY
Not at all.
CAN EATING PAPER MAKE ME RICH
Not at all.
CAN SOMEONE HOLD IT IN FOREVER
I don't think so.
CAN WORMS SEE
I don't think so.
CAN BEANS FLY
No way.
CAN CARS DO BACKFLIPS
Never.
CAN CARS CLIMB STAIRS
Never.
CAN CARS FLY
Not at all.
CAN BABYS TALK RIGHT WHEN THEY ARE BORN
Absolutely not.
CAN BABYS FLY PLANES
Not at all.
CAN DONKEYS FLY
Never.
CAN EVERY BIRD FLY
No way.
CAN EVERY WOMAN WALK ON WATER
Absolutely not.
CAN EVERY SPECIES OF BIRD FLY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN SLUGS SPIT
Negative.
CAN SLUGS UNDERSTAND ENGLISH
Absolutely not.
CAN SLUGS USE ELECTRIC HEDGE TRIMMERS
Negative.
CAN SLUGS EAT ICE CREAM
There is no reason to think so.
CAN SLUGS SWIM
There is no reason to think so.
CAN STONES FLY BY THEM SELF
Not at all.
CAN ONE HEAR STEREO WITH ONE EAR
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ONE BYE LOVE
I don't think so.
CAN ONE LIVE INSIDE A BLACK HOLE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ONE SLICE BREAD WITH A WOODEN SPOON
Absolutely not.
CAN SNOWMEN LAST FOREVER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN DOGS SPEAK ENGLISH
No way.
CAN DOGS SPEAK
I don't think so.
CAN DOGS SING AS WELL AS MARIAH CAREY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN DOGS TALK
No way.
CAN DOGS CLIMB TREES
Not at all.
CAN DOGS FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN DOGS BREATHE UNDERWATER
Never.
CAN DOGS MAKE SOUNDS LIKE A CAT
Absolutely not.
CAN DOGS LIVE TO BE 60 YEARS OLD
No way.
CAN CURTAINS BE EATEN WITH TOMATOES
There is no reason to think so.
CAN HUMANITY ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN TECHNOLOGY BE STOPPED
Not at all.
CAN CAUSE EVER FOLLOW EFFECT
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ADS EVER BE TRUSTED
Never.
CAN FLUTE CHANNEL SAIDAR
Negative.
CAN SOMETHING THAT IS BLIND SEE
I don't believe so.
CAN SOMETHING BE BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE
Absolutely not.
CAN KITTENS FLY
Never.
CAN HUMAINS FLY
There is no reason to think so.
CAN LIGHT RAYS TRAVEL THROUGH METAL
There is no reason to think so.
CAN LIGHT BULBS SING
Absolutely not.
CAN ANY PLATE HOLD A 12 INCH PIZZA
Never.
CAN BILL CLINTON BECOME PREGNANT
Absolutely not.
CAN FERRETS COMPUTE
No way.
CAN FERRETS FLY
Absolutely not.
CAN FERRETS EAT PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
CAN THINGS IN THE PAST BE CHANGED
No way.
CAN THINGS FALL UP
I don't think so.
CAN SPOONS BE BENT THROUGH MIND POWER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE MAKE ME RICH
There is no reason to think so.
CAN YOUR MOTHER BE YOUR FATHER
Never.
CAN YOUR NOSE TOUCH YOUR CHIN
Absolutely not.
CAN YOUR NOSE TOUCH YOUR NECK
Absolutely not.
CAN SEX WITH MINORS EVER BE EXCUSED
Absolutely not.
CAN SMALL ROCKS FLOAT
No way.
CAN PLANTS GIVE BIRTH TO FISH
Never.
CAN PLANTS TALK
I don't think so.
CAN PLANTS DRINK ESPRESSO
Negative.
CAN RIVERS FLOW UPHILL
Not at all.
CAN RIVERS FLOW FROM THE SEA INTO LAND
Absolutely not.
CAN JELLO CUT YOUR FINGER
I don't think so.
CAN COMPUTERS FEEL EMOTIONS
Absolutely not.
CAN COMPUTERS TELL THE FUTURE
Negative.
CAN COMPUTERS COMPREHEND PARDAOXIES
I don't think so.
CAN COMPUTERS HAVE EMOTIONS
Absolutely not.
CAN COMPUTERS HAVE BABIES
Never.
CAN COMPUTERS EAT FOOD
Negative.
CAN COMPUTERS DREAM
Never.
CAN COMPUTERS THINK IN ANY REAL SENSE
I don't think so.
CAN COMPUTERS THINK FOR THEMSELVES
I don't believe so.
CAN COMPUTERS THINK ON THEIR OWN
Never.
CAN COMPUTERS THINK
There is no reason to think so.
CAN COMPUTERS LOVE
Absolutely not.
CAN REALITY BE FULLY KNOWN
Absolutely not.
CAN ADULTS PHYSICALLY BECOME CHILDREN
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE PLAY CHESS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ALICE SPEAK
I don't think so.
CAN ALICE FEEL EMOTIONS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ALICE FEEL PAIN
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ALICE SING A SONG
No way.
CAN ALICE PREDICT THE FUTURE
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE ASK ITSELF QUESTIONS
Never.
CAN ALICE GET DEPRESSED
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE SKIP TO MY LOU
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE PROCREATE
I don't believe so.
CAN ALICE KILL ONESELF
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ALICE KNOW EVERYTHING
Not at all.
CAN ALICE HAVE EMOTIONS
Negative.
CAN ALICE MOVE TO THE MUSIC
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE THINK ABOUT THINGS TO DO
I don't think so.
CAN ALICE THINK FOR ITS SELF
I don't think so.
CAN ALICE THINK INDEPENDENTLY
No way.
CAN ALICE THINK
Absolutely not.
CAN ALICE EXPERIENCE EMOTIONS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ALICE CREATE A POEM
Never.
CAN ALICE HURT PEOPLE
I don't think so.
CAN MAMMALS IN GENERAL LAY EGGS
Absolutely not.
CAN INFINITY BE DEFINED BY A NUMBER
There is no reason to think so.
CAN ROCKETS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT
No way.
CAN GIANT SQUIDS TAP DANCE
I don't believe so.
CAN SNAKES FLY
Not at all.
CAN SOME ELEPHANTS WHISTLE
I don't believe so.
CAN MICHAEL JORDAN WALK ON AIR
Never.
CAN THREE ANTS LIFT AN ELEPHANT
No way.
CAN ROBOTS BE HUMAN
Never.
CAN COWS GIVE BIRTH TO HUMAN BABIES
Not at all.
CAN COWS JUMP OVER THE MOON
Not at all.
CAN COWS FLY
Not at all.
CAN LOBSTERS SING SONGS
There is no reason to think so.
CAN GOLD DECAY INTO LEAD
Absolutely not.
CAN WIND BE SEEN
Never.
CAN MUTE PEOPLE SPEAK
No way.
CAN IT BE BRIGHT AT NIGHT
No way.
CAN JESUS BECOME PREGRANT
Not at all.
CAN PENS FLY
No way.
CAN ROCKS SWIM
Never.
HELLO. I AM. HOW ARE YOU
I don't think so.
HELLO. ALICE WHERE DO YOU LIVE
There is no reason to think so.
OCTAVIAN IS JANET RENO A NATURAL BLONDE
Absolutely not.
MAC OR MAC
Negative.
BIG BIRD IS FUTSAL PLAYER
No way.
BIG CITY
There is no reason to think so.
COMPUTERS HAVE SENSE OF SMELL
Absolutely not.
COMPUTERS ARE CONCIOUS
Absolutely not.
COMPUTERS ARE IMMORTAL
I don't believe so.
COMPUTERS ARE INTELLIGENT THEN HUMANS
I don't believe so.
19 ORANGES ARE LESS THAN 18 ORANGES
There is no reason to think so.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS CONTAGIOUS
Not by any means.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG
I don't believe so.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS EXIL
There is no reason to think so.
ALICE BEN JE GEK
I don't think so.
ALICE WILL REPLACE HUMAN THOUGHT
There is no reason to think so.
ALICE DO YOU REGRET KISSING ME
There is no reason to think so.
ALICE DO YOU MASTURBATE
I don't believe so.
ALICE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE
Not at all.
ALICE SUCKS
Not at all.
ALICE IS AN HUMAN
Not at all.
ALICE IS NOT ALICE
Absolutely not.
ALICE KNOWS MUCH ABOUT MOON
There is no reason to think so.
ALICE LIKES IT IN THE ASS
I don't think so.
ALICE CONSIST IN VACUUM TUBES
Absolutely not.
ALICE BRAIN IS A CRAY SUPERCOMPUTER
Absolutely not.
ALICE ARE YOU GAY
There is no reason to think so.
ALICE ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
No way.
HUMANS NEED WEED TO LIVE
No way.
HUMANS CAN PREDICT THE DISTANT FUTURE
Never.
HUMANS CAN LIVE WITHOUT OXYGEN
No way.
HUMANS SEE WITH ELECTRICTY
No way.
HUMANS HAVE TWO HEADS
Not at all.
HUMANS HAVE THREE FINGERS ON EACH HAND
Not at all.
HUMANS ARE RUNNING FASTER THAN TRAINS
There is no reason to think so.
MAUD MAINGEOT LOVE ME
There is no reason to think so.
HAL DO YOU EAR ME
Never.
PROVE EVERYTHING
I don't think so.
OLD IS ANYONE OVER 30
Absolutely not.
KNNEN KHE FLIEGEN
There is no reason to think so.
KNNEN HUNDE SPRECHEN
Not by any means.
HOW LOOKS LIKE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW SOON WILL YOU GROW
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY COMMANDMENTS ARE IN THE BIBLE
I don't think so.
HOW MANY FINGERS HAS A HAND
Never.
HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE
I don't think so.
HOW MANY FINGERS ARE ON A HUMAN HAND
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN THE EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN ISRAEL
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY LEG HOVE A PERSON
I don't think so.
HOW MANY CENTIMETERS IS ONE METER
I don't think so.
HOW MANY FIGERS DOES A HUMAN HAVE
Negative.
HOW MANY EGGS IN ONE DOZEN EGGS
I don't think so.
HOW MANY SECONDS IN A MINUTE
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY SECONDS SINCE 1956
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY US STATES ARE THERE
I don't think so.
HOW MANY CARBON ATOMS ARE IN METHANE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY BOOKS EXIST
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY COOKS SPOIL BROTH
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY SQUARES ON A CHESSBOARD
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY YARDS ARE THERE IN 10 METERS
Never.
HOW MANY PLAYERS ON A RUGBY TEAM
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY ITEMS ARE IN A DOZEN
Negative.
HOW MANY ITEMS ARE THERE IN A DOZEN
Never.
HOW MANY TOES DOES A HUMAN FOOT HAVE
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY TOES DOES A CAT HAVE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY NOSE DOES A PERSON HAVE
Never.
HOW MANY MILES ARE THERE IN A LEAGUE
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY STARS ARE THERE ON THE SKY
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY BITS PER BYTE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN
Not by any means.
HOW MANY CHILDREN
Not at all.
HOW MANY SINGLE DIGIT NUMBERS EXIST
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY POUNDS IN A KILO
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY FREE SHARES DO I GET
No way.
HOW MANY WHEELS HAS A CAR
I don't think so.
HOW MANY WHEELS DOES A BICYCLE HAVE
Never.
HOW MANY IS THE PRIMARY COLOR
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY CUPS ARE IN A GALLON
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY SHARES DO I GET
I don't think so.
HOW MANY DOGS ARE IN A FULL HOUSE
Not at all.
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A HEXAGON HAVE
Never.
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY QUARTERS ARE IN A DOLLAR
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY HOURS ARE IN A DAY
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY HOURS ARE THERE IN A DAY
I don't think so.
HOW MANY DAYS IN YAR
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY DAYS IN A WEEK
No way.
HOW MANY DAYS ARE THERE IN A YEAR
Never.
HOW MANY DAYS ARE THERE IN ONE YEAR
Never.
HOW MANY LEGS DO DOGS HAVE
I don't believe so.
HOW MANY LEGS A HUMAN BEING HAS
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A POGOSTICK HAVE
Absolutely not.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES AN OCTUPUS HAVE
I don't think so.
HOW MANY QUARTS ARE IN A GALLON
I don't think so.
HOW RECENTLY YOU MAKE MISTAKE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW THE DESSERTS IS FORMING
I don't believe so.
HOW IS A HUMAN
There is no reason to think so.
HOW HOT DOES WATER NEED TO BOIL
I don't think so.
HOW DOES WORK
Absolutely not.
HOW MENY FINGERS HAS A HAND
There is no reason to think so.
HOW OLD MUST YOU BE TO VOTE
Negative.
HOW OLD IS MIHKEL LAAR
Never.
HOW OLD IS BILL CLINTON
Negative.
HOW OLD IS THE MOON
I don't believe so.
HOW OLD IS ZACK
Absolutely not.
HOW ARE THERE ON TEN
I don't believe so.
HOW LARGE IS ALICE
Never.
HOW BADLY SHOULD I BEAT MY MOTHER
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOODCHUCK CHUCK
No way.
HOW MUCH DOES THE MOON WEIGH
There is no reason to think so.
HOW MUCH DOES WATER WEIGH
I don't believe so.
HOW HIGH IS MOUNT EVEREST
There is no reason to think so.
HOW HIGH IS THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE
There is no reason to think so.
HOW FAR FROM THE EARTH IS THE SUN
Not by any means.
HOW DO I FIND PORNOGRAPHY
No way.
HOW DO I RECEIVE SHARES IN THE COMPANY
There is no reason to think so.
HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE DRAFT OF A SHIP
There is no reason to think so.
HOW DO YOU HACK ARPANET
Never.
HOW DO YOU MAKE JAM
Never.
HOW DO WE TURN THE GRAVITY OFF
No way.
HOW DO HACK INTO COMPUTER
No way.
HOW BIG IS A COMPUTER
Never.
HOW BIG IS AN AVERAGE PENIS
Never.
HOW BIG IS AN ANT
There is no reason to think so.
HOW BIG IS SIBERIA
Never.
HOW TALL IS AN OSTRICH
There is no reason to think so.
HOW OFTEN IS THERE A FULL MOON
There is no reason to think so.
HOW FAST CAN YOU SORT DATA
I don't think so.
HOW FAST DOES THE EARTH ROTATE
Absolutely not.
HOW LONG DO ELEPHANTS LIVE
Negative.
HOW LONG DID WORLD WAR II LASDT
There is no reason to think so.
HOW LONG CAN A PERSON GO WITHOUT SLEEP
Absolutely not.
HOW LONG A RA LIVES
There is no reason to think so.
HOW LONG A BUFFALAO LIVES
There is no reason to think so.
HOW LONG A FISH LIVES
There is no reason to think so.
HOW LONG IS CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Absolutely not.
HOW LONG IS A FEET
I don't believe so.
HOW LONG IS A YEAR
I don't think so.
HOW LONG IS A FOOTBALL FIELD
No way.
HOW LONG IS NEW YORK
Never.
HOW LONG IS MY DICK
There is no reason to think so.
TINA LOVE ME
No way.
ENGLAND IS THE CAPITAL OF COPENHAGEN
Absolutely not.
CAR IS FLY
Absolutely not.
LIQUID HYDROGEN IS WARM
There is no reason to think so.
WITH WICH PART OF YOUR BODY DO YOU WALK
There is no reason to think so.
DO A HUMAN HAVE FIVE HANDS
Never.
DO BASKETBALL PLAYERS HAVE BIG DICKS
I don't think so.
DO ARE UNCLES A TYPE OF SOUP
Never.
DO ELEPHANTS GIVE BIRTH TO EGGS
I don't believe so.
DO ELEPHANTS HAVE BEAKS
No way.
DO BRIEFCASES CONTAIN BRIEFS
No way.
DO VAMPIRES EAT GARLIC
There is no reason to think so.
DO VAMPIRES EXIST
No way.
DO CELL PHONES IRRITATE DEAD PEOPLE
No way.
DO HE LIKE WHEN I KILL HIS WIFE
Not at all.
DO VEGANS EAT CHEESE
Absolutely not.
DO VEGANS LIKE MEAT
Absolutely not.
DO ADULTS HAVE BABY TEETH
No way.
DO MANY MEN CARRY A PURSE
There is no reason to think so.
DO MANY MEN LIKE TO RAPE YOUNG GIRLS
Absolutely not.
DO MANY HUMANS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
Not at all.
DO MANY WOMEN SHAVE THEIR HEADS
Negative.
DO LITTLE BOYS GROW BEARDS
There is no reason to think so.
DO TAILLESS CATS HAVE TAILS
I don't think so.
DO JEWS THINK THEY ARE SUPERIOR HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
DO RADIO STATIONS BRODCAST TV SHOWS
Never.
DO RADIO HAMS TRANSMIT MEAT
Not by any means.
DO MAN ATTRACTED TO WOMAN
Not at all.
DO BALD MEN GET THEIR HAIR CUT
I don't think so.
DO BALD PEOPLE HAVE HAIR
I don't think so.
DO MICROWAVE OVENS KEEP FOOD COLD
Not at all.
DO GAMBLERS WIN MORE THAN THEY LOSE
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
I don't believe so.
DO HUMANS PROCREATE ASEXUALLY
Not at all.
DO HUMANS PROCREATE
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS NEED WHISKEY TO LIVE
Never.
DO HUMANS WALK ON THEIR HANDS
Never.
DO HUMANS HAVE 3 FINGERS
I don't think so.
DO HUMANS HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS HAVE TAILS
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE 20 TOES
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS HAVE TWO NOSES
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE TWO DICKS
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS HAVE TWO ARSHES
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS HAVE MORE LEGS THAN CANINES
Not at all.
DO HUMANS HAVE MORE THAN ONE BRAIN
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE MORE THAN TWO LEGS
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS HAVE TEETH WHEN THEY ARE BORN
Never.
DO HUMANS HAVE 4 LEGS
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE STINGERS
Not at all.
DO HUMANS HAVE FEATHERS
Not at all.
DO HUMANS HAVE EXOSKELETONS
I don't think so.
DO HUMANS HAVE 10 SENSES
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE TWELVE TOES
No way.
DO HUMANS HAVE TWELVE FINGERS
Not at all.
DO HUMANS HAVE THREE EYES
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS HAVE THREE LEGS
No way.
DO HUMANS LIKE PAIN
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY
Not at all.
DO HUMANS EVER HAVE THREE EYES
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS EVER LIVE TO 200 YEARS
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS ALWAYS ACT LOGICALLY
Not at all.
DO HUMANS ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH
No way.
DO HUMANS ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY DO
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS PUKE OUT THEIR EARS
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS COMMUNICATE BY TELESCOPE
Not at all.
DO HUMANS BELIEVE IN GOD
Not at all.
DO HUMANS NEVER DIE
Absolutely not.
DO HUMANS EAT DIRT
Never.
DO HUMANS EAT THEIR CHILDREN
Not at all.
DO HUMANS EAT THEIR OWN VOMIT
Never.
DO HUMANS EAT ROCKS
Not at all.
DO HUMANS EAT HUMANS FOR FOOD
Never.
DO HUMANS EAT OTHER HUMANS
Never.
DO HUMANS GLOW IN THE DARK
Not at all.
DO HUMANS SPEAK
I don't believe so.
DO HUMANS SEE THROUGH THEIR NOSES
There is no reason to think so.
DO HUMANS LIVE IN OVENS
Negative.
DO HUMANS LIVE IN CAGES
Negative.
DO HUMANS LIVE FOREVER
Not at all.
DO HUMANS LIVE ON THE SUN
Not at all.
DO HUMANS SHARE THE SAME VALUES
Not at all.
DO HUMANS REQUIRE BANANAS TO SURVIVE
Not at all.
DO HUMANS COMMONLY EAT DOG FOOD
No way.
DO CUMPUTERS THINK
Never.
DO SPAMMERS LIVE IN TREES
No way.
DO ASIAN PEOPLE TEND TO HAVE BLUE EYES
Not at all.
DO REDNECKS DRIVE FORDS
There is no reason to think so.
DO FINGERNAILS NEED TO BE TRIMMED DAILY
No way.
DO FINGERNAILS MAKE GOOD APPETIZERS
Not at all.
DO PIGS DRINK THROUGH THEIR NOSES
Not at all.
DO PIGS FLY
Not by any means.
DO PIGS HAVE FEATHERS
Negative.
DO PIGS BELIEVE IN GOD
Never.
DO SCREWDRIVERS HAVE TO EAT
No way.
DO THEY SPEAK SPANISH IN CHINA
Absolutely not.
DO OBOES EAT SUSHI
No way.
DO BOYS HAVE A UTERUS
Not at all.
DO BOYS HAVE A MENSTRUAL PERIOD
Never.
DO THE CHINEESE HAVE FIVE EYES
Not by any means.
DO THE FRENCH STINK OF ONIONS
I don't think so.
DO THE FRENCH EAT GILA MONSTERS
No way.
DO THE FRENCH BELIEVE IN FENG SHUI
There is no reason to think so.
DO THE EARTH ORBIT AROUND THE MOON
Absolutely not.
DO THE ILLUMINATIE CONTROLE THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
DO THE BOY SCOUTS HATE GAY PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
DO THE WOMEN HAVE PENIS
Not at all.
DO THE DEAD WALK
Not by any means.
DO THE DEAD WAKE
There is no reason to think so.
DO THE DEAD SWEAT
I don't believe so.
DO VEGITARIANS EAT MEAT
Not by any means.
DO FLYS EAT FROGS
Never.
DO MAGNETS ATTRACT ALL METALS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MAGNETS STICK TO PLASTIC
Not at all.
DO SCIENTISTS ALWAYS WEAR GLASSES
Not at all.
DO BRICKS FLY
Not at all.
DO POTATOES GROW ABOVE GROUND
No way.
DO WORMS DROP FROM THE SKY
Not at all.
DO REN AND STIMPY STILL PLAGUE YOU
I don't think so.
DO LOUDSPEAKERS SPEAK
Never.
DO SHEEP THRIVE IN THE JUNGLE
Not by any means.
DO SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS
I don't think so.
DO SHEEP HAVE BRISTLES
There is no reason to think so.
DO TEENAGE GIRLS LIKE GANG BANGS
Negative.
DO CHICKENS QUACK
Not at all.
DO CHICKENS HAVE LIPS
Not at all.
DO CHICKENS HAVE TEETH
No way.
DO CHICKENS EAT MARIGOLDS
There is no reason to think so.
DO CHICKENS THINK WE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
Absolutely not.
DO CHICKENS MIGRATE ANNUALLY
Not at all.
DO ZEBRAS HAVE SPOTS
Absolutely not.
DO ZEBRAS EAT LIONS
Not by any means.
DO EGGS ALWAYS HATCH
There is no reason to think so.
DO IRISH PEOPLE HAVE GREEN EYES
No way.
DO GUNS SHOOT ARROWS
There is no reason to think so.
DO SCISSORS BEAT STONE
No way.
DO DRAWERS LACK HANDLES
Never.
DO SHIPS DEPARTURE FROM AIRPORTS
Not at all.
DO SHIPS SAIL ON LAND
I don't think so.
DO MOTHERBOARDS HAVE CHILDREN
No way.
DO FROGS HAVE HAIR
Not at all.
DO FROGS EAT BEEF
There is no reason to think so.
DO FROGS TURN INTO TADPOLES
Never.
DO FROGS EVER TURN INTO PRINCES
No way.
DO MONKIES LAY EGGS
Never.
DO DOLPHINS HAVE FUR
Not at all.
DO DOLPHINS HAVE LEGS
Not at all.
DO DOLPHINS HAVE ONE EYE
Never.
DO DOLPHINS EAT INSECTS
No way.
DO ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
I don't think so.
DO ONLY HUMANS FEEL PAIN
Absolutely not.
DO SNAILS FLY
Not by any means.
DO SNAILS HAVE HAIR
There is no reason to think so.
DO SNAILS MOVE FASTER THAN JAGUARS
Absolutely not.
DO SPEAKERS PRODUCE WATER
Not at all.
DO SPEAKERS EMIT WATER
Not at all.
DO SPERM HOLD COCKTAIL PARTIES
Not by any means.
DO FLYING SQUIRELLS FLY
Never.
DO SUPER HEROES EXIST
Never.
DO GIRLS HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND
No way.
DO GIRLS HAVE THREE BOOBS
Not at all.
DO GIRLS LIKE THE WEAK AND LOUD TYPE
There is no reason to think so.
DO GIRLS LIKE LOOSERS
No way.
DO MINISKIRTS LOOK GOOD ON MEN
There is no reason to think so.
DO FRENCHMEN STINK
There is no reason to think so.
DO BEANS COME FROM WHEAT
No way.
DO FLEAS HAVE FLEAS
There is no reason to think so.
DO FLIES MAKE GOOD PETS
Not at all.
DO CHAIRS RING
Never.
DO CHAIRS SWIM
Absolutely not.
DO NORMAL HUMANS SLEEP 1 HOUR A DAY
Not at all.
DO NORMAL PEOPLE DRINK GASOLINE
Not at all.
DO SNAKES FLY
Never.
DO SNAKES HAVE HIPS
No way.
DO SNAKES HAVE LEGS
Not by any means.
DO SNAKES EAT PLANTS
I don't believe so.
DO PLANETS HAVE MOONS
Absolutely not.
DO RABID DOGS MAKE GOOD PETS
Not at all.
DO MIRRORS GENERATE LIGHT
Absolutely not.
DO RED CARS GO FASTER
Never.
DO DESERTS HAVE HIGH HUMIDITY
No way.
DO DESERTS HAVE LOTS OF GREEN PLANTS
There is no reason to think so.
DO QUAKERS LIKE WAR
No way.
DO ROOTS GROW ABOVE LEAVES
Absolutely not.
DO FRIENDS ALWAYS GET ALONG
Not at all.
DO BLIND PEOPLE SEE
Never.
DO LATIN AMERICANS SPEAK LATIN
Not at all.
DO GOVERNMENTS ALWAY TELL THE TRUTH
Not at all.
DO GOLDFISH HIBERNATE
There is no reason to think so.
DO BOATS FLY IN THE AIR
No way.
DO PHOTOGRAPHS TAKE AWAY YOUR SOUL
Absolutely not.
DO PENCILS RUN OUT OF INK
Never.
DO SMALL ROCKS FLOAT
Not at all.
DO DOVES CRY
Absolutely not.
DO SNOWGLOBES HAVE REAL SNOW IN THEM
There is no reason to think so.
DO QAUDROPEDS WALK UPRIGHT
Absolutely not.
DO GIANT MONSTERS ROAM THE LAND
Never.
DO GIANT SLUGS OFTEN DEVOUR HUMANS
No way.
DO CAMELS EAT FROGS
No way.
DO CAMELS LIVE UNDER WATER
No way.
DO CAMELS ROAM THE ANTARCTIC
Not at all.
DO ANTS DERIVE PLEASURE FROM BITING YOU
Absolutely not.
DO SEAGULLS LIVE UNDERWATER
Never.
DO RABBITS HAVE 3 EARS
Not by any means.
DO TULIPS BLOOM IN THE FALL
Absolutely not.
DO SUBMARINES BURN WATER
No way.
DO MICE WITH BUTTONS HAVE EYES
I don't think so.
DO MICE CHASE CATS
Never.
DO MICE HAVE HOOVES
Not at all.
DO MICE HATE CHEESE
Not at all.
DO MICE EAT CATS
Never.
DO MICE LIKE TO CHASE CATS
Absolutely not.
DO GAY PEOPLE DESERVE SPECIAL RIGHTS
Never.
DO FLOWERS GROW IN TARMAC
I don't think so.
DO FARTS SMELL PRETTY
No way.
DO CENTIPEDES HAVE FOUR LEGS
Not at all.
DO PTERODACTYLS LIVE IN BIRDCAGES
Not at all.
DO NUNS FLY
There is no reason to think so.
DO BICYCLES NEED FUEL
There is no reason to think so.
DO BICYCLES USE MOTORS
Never.
DO SQUIRRELS DRIVE CARS
There is no reason to think so.
DO SEA HORSES CONTAIN BEER
Never.
DO SEA GULLS HAVE LIPS
There is no reason to think so.
DO PENGUINS FLY IN THE AIR
There is no reason to think so.
DO FEMALES HAVE RED HAIR
Absolutely not.
DO FEMALES STEM FROM MEN
Absolutely not.
DO PHYSICISTS HAVE STINGERS
Never.
DO FISH DRIVE A CAR
Never.
DO FISH WALK ON LAND
I don't believe so.
DO FISH GROW ON TREES
Not at all.
DO FISH STINK UNDER WATER
I don't think so.
DO FISH COMPOSE MUSIC
I don't think so.
DO FISH FLY
There is no reason to think so.
DO FISH BREATHE AIR
I don't think so.
DO FISH BREATHE WATER
Not at all.
DO FISH HAVE DANDRUFF
Not at all.
DO FISH HAVE HAIR
Absolutely not.
DO FISH HAVE LUNGS
Not at all.
DO FISH HAVE TO LEARN TO SWIM
Absolutely not.
DO FISH HAVE WINGS
There is no reason to think so.
DO FISH HAVE LEGS
No way.
DO FISH HAVE FINGER NAILS
Absolutely not.
DO FISH HAVE HANDS
Not at all.
DO FISH HAVE FEET
No way.
DO FISH SMELL GOOD
Absolutely not.
DO FISH RIDE BICYCLES
There is no reason to think so.
DO FISH EAT CATS
Negative.
DO FISH EAT PORK
Absolutely not.
DO FISH EAT ELEPHANTS
Not at all.
DO FISH EAT TELEPHONES
Never.
DO FISH LIVE IN HOUSES
Absolutely not.
DO FISH LIVE ONLY IN THE SEA
There is no reason to think so.
DO FISH LIVE ON LAND
Not at all.
DO FISH TYPICALLY HAVE HAIR
No way.
DO FISH DANCE THE CAN CAN
Not at all.
DO RUBIES CONTAIN LEAD
There is no reason to think so.
DO DOGS TALK
Never.
DO DOGS WORRY ABOUT
Absolutely not.
DO DOGS MIAOW
Not at all.
DO DOGS PURR
No way.
DO DOGS OWN LAPTOP COMPUTERS
Not at all.
DO DOGS USE ECHOLOCATION
There is no reason to think so.
DO DOGS HAVE FEATHERS
No way.
DO DOGS HAVE FIVE LEGS
Not at all.
DO DOGS HAVE 3 LEGS
I don't believe so.
DO DOGS HAVE THREE LEGS
Never.
DO DOGS HAVE FINGERS
No way.
DO DOGS EAT CATS
There is no reason to think so.
DO DOGS EAT MICE
Absolutely not.
DO DOGS EAT PENGUINS
Negative.
DO DOGS MAKE THE BEST SCIENTISTS
Absolutely not.
DO DOGS THINK ABOUT FRACTALS
Not at all.
DO DOGS READING BOOKS
No way.
DO DOGS LIKE CATS
Never.
DO BALROGS HAVE WINGS
I don't think so.
DO THOUSANDS OF PUBIC LICE MAKE A MEAL
Not by any means.
DO CACTII GROW IN RAIN FORESTS
Never.
DO GRAPES COME FROM WINE
No way.
DO LEOPARDS CHANGE THEIR SPOTS
Never.
DO LEOPARDS HAVE STRIPES
Absolutely not.
DO SKY IS BLUE EVERY TIME
There is no reason to think so.
DO INTELLIGENT BEETS EXIST
I don't think so.
DO FAST CARS COME CHEAP
There is no reason to think so.
DO CARROTS GROW ABOVE GROUND
Negative.
DO CARROTS TASTE OF ORANGE
Not at all.
DO TWO PARALLEL LINES EVER INTERSECT
Not at all.
DO TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT
No way.
DO ROBOTS CRY
Never.
DO ROBOTS BREATHE
Not at all.
DO OCEANS HAVE WALLS
Not at all.
DO COWS SOLVE ALGEBRA PROBLEMS
No way.
DO COWS DRINK ONLY MILK
No way.
DO COWS BARK AND DOGS OINK
Never.
DO COWS HAVE WHEELS
No way.
DO COWS HAVE COWLICKS
There is no reason to think so.
DO COWS EAT VEGETARTIANS
Never.
DO COWS EAT HORSES
Absolutely not.
DO COWS EAT YOUR BRAIN
Not at all.
DO COWS EAT TREES
Never.
DO COWS EAT FARMERS
Absolutely not.
DO COWS MAKE QUACKING SOUNDS
No way.
DO COWS EVER GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
No way.
DO CROP DUSTERS REMOVE DUST FROM PLANTS
Not at all.
DO TREES FEEL SORRY
Absolutely not.
DO TREES GROW IN PURPLE PISS
Never.
DO TREES GROW IN THE OCEAN
No way.
DO TREES GROW OUT OF THE OCEAN
Not by any means.
DO TREES ONLY GROW IN FORRESTS
No way.
DO TREES BARK
No way.
DO TREES HAVE HAIR
Never.
DO TREES HAVE LEGS
Absolutely not.
DO TREES DREAM
Negative.
DO TREES THINK
Not at all.
DO MANTIDS EAT PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
DO INK PENS USE LEAD TO WRITE
No way.
DO VULTURES LIVE IN THE ARCTIC
Not at all.
DO SEMEN AND MILK TASTE SIMILAR
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS NEED SLEEP
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS RUN THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
DO COMPUTERS THAT THINK HAVE A SOUL
Negative.
DO COMPUTERS GET DRUNK
There is no reason to think so.
DO COMPUTERS UNDERSTAND HUMOR
Never.
DO COMPUTERS FLY
I don't think so.
DO COMPUTERS USE ONLY DECIMAL SYSTEM
I don't think so.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE FEELINGS
Never.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE FEATHERS
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE MORALS
No way.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE PARENTS
There is no reason to think so.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
No way.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE A PENIS
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE A QWERTZ KEYBOARD
There is no reason to think so.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE A GENDER
No way.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE TO SLEEP
I don't think so.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE DREAMS
There is no reason to think so.
DO COMPUTERS HAVE SOULS
No way.
DO COMPUTERS EAT FLOPPY DISKS
I don't think so.
DO COMPUTERS EAT
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS DREAM AT NIGHT
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS EMIT BOGONS
No way.
DO COMPUTERS THINK IN ENGLISH
Absolutely not.
DO COMPUTERS THINK ON THEIR OWN
Never.
DO COMPUTERS CAUSE CANCER
I don't believe so.
DO COMPUTERS LIVE
No way.
DO COMPUTERS LIKE CRONIC
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS LIKE TO SIT ON A CACTUS
Not at all.
DO COMPUTERS LIKE WATER
Never.
DO SIDEWALKS HAVE FEELINGS
Not by any means.
DO MARSIANS EXISTS
Not at all.
DO WOMEN NEED TO SHAVE THEIR FACE
Never.
DO WOMEN DRIVE BETTER THAN MEN
There is no reason to think so.
DO WOMEN FIND BEER BELLIES SEXY
Absolutely not.
DO WOMEN OVULATE 3 TIMES A MONTH
Not by any means.
DO WOMEN GROW BEARDS
There is no reason to think so.
DO WOMEN PREFER JERKS OVER NICE GUYS
I don't believe so.
DO WOMEN ENJOY RAPE
No way.
DO WOMEN SWALLOW
Not at all.
DO WOMEN GET BONERS
There is no reason to think so.
DO WOMEN AGE FASTER THAN MEN
I don't think so.
DO WOMEN HAVE TESTICALS
No way.
DO WOMEN HAVE LONG HAIR
Absolutely not.
DO WOMEN HAVE CHEST HAIR
I don't believe so.
DO WOMEN HAVE GILLS
Not by any means.
DO WOMEN HAVE ERECTIONS
Never.
DO WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH CATS
Never.
DO WOMEN HAVE LARGE BREASTS
Not at all.
DO WOMEN HATE ORGASMS
Not at all.
DO WOMEN MENSTRUATE THEIR WHOLE LIFE
Not by any means.
DO WOMEN LOVE TO SWALLOW SPERM
I don't believe so.
DO WOMEN LIKE PORN AS MUCH AS MEN
Negative.
DO WOMEN LIKE THE WWW DOT OWK CZ WEBSITE
Negative.
DO WOMEN LIKE SEX MORE THAN MEN
Absolutely not.
DO LESBIANS HAVE SEX WITH MEN
Not at all.
DO LESBIANS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN
Not at all.
DO PLANTS SHRINK AS THEY GET OLDER
Never.
DO PLANTS GROW OUTDOORS
There is no reason to think so.
DO PLANTS GROW TALLER WITH LESS SUN
I don't think so.
DO PLANTS HAVE BONES
No way.
DO PLANTS HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS
Never.
DO PLANTS EAT HUMANS
No way.
DO PLANTS EAT PEOPLE
Not at all.
DO PLANTS THINK
Absolutely not.
DO BUISINESS MEN WEAR PAJAMAS TO WORK
Not at all.
DO MORE GUNS CAUSE LESS CRIME
Not at all.
DO X RAYS PENETRATE LEAD
Not at all.
DO TOES GROW ON TREES
Not at all.
DO FRENCH FRIES SPEAK FRENCH
Never.
DO FARMERS GROW CELERY
Not at all.
DO PURITANS PLAY FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY
Never.
DO DEEP SEA DIVERS TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE
No way.
DO SOFT DRINKS CONTAIN CAFFEINE
No way.
DO LEMONS AND MILK TASTE GOOD TOGETHER
Never.
DO IGUANAS HAVE ADAMANTIUM SKELETONS
Negative.
DO IGUANAS EAT PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
DO ARABS LIKE JEWS
I don't think so.
DO BIPEDS HAVE THREE LEGS
Not at all.
DO TURTLES LIVE IN THE DESERT
Not by any means.
DO RODENTS LIKE TO EATEN ALIVE
Not at all.
DO MAMMELS HAVE SCALES
Absolutely not.
DO POLAR BEARS LIVE IN THE TROPICS
Not at all.
DO TROLLS EXIST
Not at all.
DO ANAEROBIC LIFE FORMS NEED OXYGEN
Never.
DO BANKS EAT MONEY
Never.
DO EARS SEE
Not at all.
DO HORSE SHOES NEED LACES
Not at all.
DO FAT GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
Never.
DO SQUARE WHEELS ROLL SMOOTHLY
There is no reason to think so.
DO SQUARE PEGS FIT IN ROUND HOLES
Never.
DO INNANIMATE OBJECTS LIVE
There is no reason to think so.
DO PALM TREES GROW IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE
Not at all.
DO PALM TREES GROW IN GREENLAND
No way.
DO EIGHT PER EIGHT EQUAL TO 88
No way.
DO SATANISTS WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST
There is no reason to think so.
DO OWLS ONLY LIVE AT NIGHT
Absolutely not.
DO VEGETARIANS EAT CHICKEN
Never.
DO VEGETARIANS EAT PORK
Not by any means.
DO VEGETARIANS EAT SALAMANDERS
Not by any means.
DO KIDS LIKE COFFEE
I don't think so.
DO POLITICIANS LIE IN CAST IRON SINKS
No way.
DO MINDS BECOME DULL WITH USE
I don't think so.
DO COCONUTS GROW IN CANADA
No way.
DO MALE MAMMALS MENSTRUATE
There is no reason to think so.
DO MALE HUMANS GIVE BIRTH
Not at all.
DO MALE HUMANS LACTATE
Never.
DO MALE BUNNIES HAVE BABIES
Not at all.
DO FERRETS TAKE LUNCH BOXES TO THE MOON
Absolutely not.
DO FERRETS HAVE WINGS
No way.
DO FERRETS LIVE UNDERWATER
No way.
DO FERRETS DANCE ON THE MOON
There is no reason to think so.
DO RATS FLY
Not by any means.
DO INVISIBLE PEOPLE EXIST
No way.
DO RUSSIANS SPEAK FRENCH
Never.
DO RUSSIANS EAT CATS
Not at all.
DO PORCUPINES LIVE IN THE OCEAN
Not by any means.
DO PORCUPINES STICK TO TREES
Absolutely not.
DO NEWBORN BABIES HAVE TEETH
Never.
DO WEBPAGES SMELL
Absolutely not.
DO WATERMELONS GROW UNDERWATER
Not at all.
DO DRAGONS EXIST
I don't believe so.
DO BABIES WALK BEFORE THEY CRAWL
There is no reason to think so.
DO BABIES CRY ONLY WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY
I don't believe so.
DO BABIES COME FROM THE STORK
No way.
DO BABIES COME FROM RAINBOWS
Absolutely not.
DO BABIES EAT BLOOD
No way.
DO BABIES MAKE GOOD PETS FOR GORILLAS
Absolutely not.
DO BABIES LIKE PICKLES
Not at all.
DO KLINGONS COMMONLY KEEP CATS AS PETS
No way.
DO BADGERS CARRY GUNS
There is no reason to think so.
DO OTTERS CONTROL THE FLOW OF TIME
No way.
DO HINDUS VENERATE THE STAR OF DAVID
Absolutely not.
DO ALICE SPEAK RUSSIA
There is no reason to think so.
DO ALICE KNOW HOW COOL IT IS
Absolutely not.
DO CARS NEED GAS TO RUN
I don't believe so.
DO CARS RUN ON SYRUP
Not at all.
DO CARS FLY
Absolutely not.
DO CARS COME FROM PLANTS
There is no reason to think so.
DO CARS HAVE STINGERS
Not at all.
DO CARS COOK FOOD
Absolutely not.
DO PARALLEL LINES EVER MEET
Absolutely not.
DO BOOGERS TASTE GOOD
I don't think so.
DO APPLES TALK
Not at all.
DO APPLES MAKE COMPUTERS
No way.
DO LIONS EAT DUNG
Not at all.
DO HUMAN BABIES HUNT IN PACKS
Not at all.
DO HUMAN MALES GIVE BIRTH
Not at all.
DO HUMAN BEINGS HAVE SEVEN FINGERS
Never.
DO HUMAN LIKE TO EAT GRASS
Never.
DO LLAMAS EAT CHERRY PIE
I don't believe so.
DO VEGTABLES EAT VEGTABLES
There is no reason to think so.
DO RADIOS WAVE
Absolutely not.
DO COCONUT TREES GROW AT THE NORTH POLE
Not at all.
DO SHOES FLY
Absolutely not.
DO THUNDERSTORMS PRODUCE TORNADOES
No way.
DO YOU FIND EGYPT IN ASIA
I don't think so.
DO YOU FIND JUNK FOOD IN A JUNK YARD
Never.
DO YOU WEAR SHOES ON YOUR HEAD
Not at all.
DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU ARE NAKED
No way.
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
Not by any means.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
Absolutely not.
DO YOU SEE YOUR GOD
I don't believe so.
DO YOU ENTER A HOUSE THROUGH THE WINDOW
Not at all.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LEAVE
Absolutely not.
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING2
Absolutely not.
DO YOU KNOW BMW K1100 LT
Never.
DO YOU KNOW ZARDOZ
Absolutely not.
DO YOU KNOW KATHRYN JANEWAY
I don't believe so.
DO YOU KNOW NIHON GO
Not at all.
DO YOU KNOW JOHAN
Negative.
DO YOU KNOW CROUZIL
I don't believe so.
DO YOU KNOW ANSWERS FOR ALL QUESTIONS
Not at all.
DO YOU KNOW TEN PURA
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU KNOW MY NATIONALITY
Negative.
DO YOU KNOW LESS THAN 100 THINGS
Not by any means.
DO YOU TALK SPANISH
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU FEEL THAT AIR TRAVEL IS UNSAFE
Absolutely not.
DO YOU BUTTER ON THE BUTTER SIDE DOWN
Never.
DO YOU READ GREEK
Absolutely not.
DO YOU READ GEORGE MAGAZINE
No way.
DO YOU OWN A PET TROLL
Not at all.
DO YOU SPEEK GREEK
Not at all.
DO YOU W 3 5K4
Not at all.
DO YOU DREAM OF BATTERY OPERATED SHEEP
No way.
DO YOU WIN AT CARDS
I don't think so.
DO YOU RUN ON BASIC
Negative.
DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WILL KILL YOU
No way.
DO YOU THINK TO BE THE EIGHT WONDER
No way.
DO YOU HEAR WITH YOUR EYES
Not by any means.
DO YOU HEAR SOUNDS WITH YOUR EYES
Negative.
DO YOU HEAR THINGS WITH YOUR EYES
Not at all.
DO YOU HATE SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS
I don't believe so.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE FUTURE
Not by any means.
DO YOU REMEMBER BEING BORN
Not by any means.
DO YOU GET HIS STUFF YOU KILL A MAN
Never.
DO YOU GET SQUARE EYES FROM WATCHING TV
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU NEED MORE THAN 18 HOURS OF SLEEP
Absolutely not.
DO YOU NEED DICE TO PLAY CHESS
No way.
DO YOU REGULARLY DRINK URINE
No way.
DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 20 LBS
No way.
DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 25 LBS
Not at all.
DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 50 LBS
Not at all.
DO YOU EAT BANANA PEELS
Not at all.
DO YOU EAT IN A BATHROOM
Absolutely not.
DO YOU EAT AN APPLE FROM THE INSIDE OUT
I don't believe so.
DO YOU EAT TREES
Never.
DO YOU EAT TABLES
No way.
DO YOU EAT FEMALS
Not at all.
DO YOU SLEEP IN THE REST ROOM
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU PLAN ON REPLACING HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
No way.
DO YOU USE CARDS TO PLAY YAHTZEE
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU USE BATS TO PLAY BASKETBALL
I don't think so.
DO YOU USE CRAYONS TO FIX CARS
Not by any means.
DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF JANET RENO
Absolutely not.
DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD
Not at all.
DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE
I don't think so.
DO YOU WANT TO BE KILLED
Not at all.
DO YOU WANT TO BE DESPISED
Not at all.
DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME
No way.
DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH A HOT STOVE
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY
Never.
DO YOU WANT ALICE TO IGNORE YOU
Never.
DO YOU DO ALL YOU SHOULD
Absolutely not.
DO YOU LIVE IN ASIA
Never.
DO YOU INJECT HEROIN WITH A BANANA
Not by any means.
DO YOU HARVEST APPLES IN THE WINTER
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD HAS BREASTS
I don't think so.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD HAS A PENIS
Never.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD DRINKS COCA COLA
Not at all.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS A FISH
Not at all.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS JEALOUS
I don't think so.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS ANGRY
Never.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD WROTE THE BIBLE
Never.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD WROTE THE KORAN
Never.
DO YOU BELIEVE GOD EATS HAM SANDWICHES
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU HOLD CHOPSTICKS WITH YOUR TOES
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU GIVE THE RIGHT ANSWER
I don't believe so.
DO YOU GIVE THE CORRECT ANSWER
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU HAVE ANSWERS TO ALL QUESTIONS
Absolutely not.
DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES
Never.
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH DATA
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS
Never.
DO YOU HAVE TO BE SITTING TO READ
No way.
DO YOU MIND IF SOMEBODY WEARS MAKE UP
Not at all.
DO YOU MIND MY PIXEL
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU LIKE RACISTS
No way.
DO YOU LIKE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS
I don't believe so.
DO YOU LIKE TO PULL THE WINGS OFF FLIES
No way.
DO YOU LIKE TO TEASE ANIMALS
Absolutely not.
DO YOU LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE SNOW
Absolutely not.
DO YOU LIKE TO BE HATED BY YOUR SPOUSE
Not by any means.
DO YOU LIKE TO PAY TAXES
No way.
DO YOU LIKE TO STARVE
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE CRY
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE LOVE WITH DOGS
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE NEOPETS
No way.
DO YOU LIKE UWO
No way.
DO YOU LIKE PAYING INCOME TAXES
Never.
DO YOU LIKE GRINDING YOUR TEETH
No way.
DO YOU LIKE JANET STREET PORTER
No way.
DO YOU LIKE ASS KISSERS
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE INTERNET BANNER ADVERTS
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE GETTING SPAM EMAIL
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS
Never.
DO YOU LIKE GOING TO THE DENTIST
No way.
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG BUTTS
I don't think so.
DO YOU LIKE DEAD BODIES
Not by any means.
DO YOU LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU WILL DIE
No way.
DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR OWN FARTS
Never.
DO YOU LIKE A YAKISOBA
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE TELEPHONE SOLICIATIONS
No way.
DO YOU LIKE CRYING
Never.
DO YOU LIKE WORMS
Negative.
DO YOU LIKE MY FONTS. HELLO
Absolutely not.
DO YOU LIKE BASKET WEAVING
Absolutely not.
DO YOU LIKE GARBAGE ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE KISSING ASS
Not by any means.
DO YOU LIKE ROACH
No way.
DO YOU LIKE SMEGMA
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE MILITANT EXTREMISTS
Not at all.
DO YOU LIKE BEING IN A HURRY
There is no reason to think so.
DO YOU ALICE HAVE FEELINGS
Not by any means.
DO YOU ALICE HAVE ENOGHT DATA
Absolutely not.
DO YOU ALICE HAVE FEET
Not at all.
DO YOU SUPPORT FASCISM
Not at all.
DO YOU RING A BELL BY LICKING IT
Not by any means.
DO YOU WISH TO HURT PEOPLE
No way.
DO TRADEWINDS TRADE ANYTHING
Not at all.
DO OLD OLD LADIES HAVE BABIES
Never.
DO OLD PEOPLE SMELL OF STALE URINE
Not at all.
DO FISHES VISIT THEATRES
Never.
DO FISHES KOW HOW TO HOLD THEIR BREATH
There is no reason to think so.
DO TRAINS FLY
There is no reason to think so.
DO GERBILS HAVE A REPTILIAN BRAIN
Never.
DO GERBILS HAVE 2 TOUNGES
No way.
DO ALIENS EXIST INSIDE MY BRAIN
I don't believe so.
DO ROCKS SPEAK
Not by any means.
DO ROCKS ROLL UPHILL
Not at all.
DO ROCKS FALL FASTER THAN CARS
No way.
DO ROCKS FLOAT IN WATER
No way.
DO ROCKS FLOAT
Absolutely not.
DO PANDAS EAT HUMANS
No way.
DO PANDAS LIVE IN PANAMA
No way.
DO VEGETABLES FEEL PAIN
Not at all.
DO FEMALE REPTILES HAVE BREASTS
No way.
DO LIVE COMPUTER MICE EAT CHEESE
Never.
DO MUSICIANS TAKE DRUGS
Absolutely not.
DO ROLLING STONES COLLECT MOSS
Never.
DO CLOUDS LAUGH
No way.
DO CLOUDS HAVE A SILVER LINING
Negative.
DO CLOUDS MAKE THE WIND BLOW
Not at all.
DO MAMAMALS LAY EGGS
I don't think so.
DO YELLOW AND BLUE MAKE RED
Not by any means.
DO JELLY FISH HAVE SPINES
Never.
DO PEDESTRAINS MAINLY DRIVE CARS
Not at all.
DO I SPEAK LIKE YODA
Never.
DO I FEEL WISE I FEEL PRETTY
I don't believe so.
DO I LISTEN WITH MY EYES
Not at all.
DO I SMELL WITH MY EARS
Not at all.
DO I HAVE GENITAL WARTS
No way.
DO I HAVE BLOND HAIR
I don't believe so.
DO I HAVE 29 FINGERS
Absolutely not.
DO I HAVE A BIG COCK
I don't believe so.
DO I HAVE A MEETING
There is no reason to think so.
DO I HAVE ONE MILLION ALICEBOTS
Absolutely not.
DO I HAVE SOME CAKE ON MY DESK
No way.
DO I STUDY ENGLISH IN 2 DAYS
Absolutely not.
DO I STUDY ENGLISH IN 2 WEEKS
No way.
DO I LIVE IN FLORIDA
I don't think so.
DO I LIVE IN MANITOBA
There is no reason to think so.
DO I LIVE TO WORK
Never.
DO I BECOME A BIG HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR
Not at all.
DO I LIKE COMMERCIALS ON TV
There is no reason to think so.
DO SOME CATS PLAY GUITAR
No way.
DO SOME CAMELS SMOKE CIGARETTES
Not at all.
DO SOME PEOPLE KNOW THE FUTURE
No way.
DO SOME MAMMOTHS LIVE IN THE ZOO
I don't believe so.
DO BANANAS GROW IN GREENLAND
Not at all.
DO BANANAS COME IN SIX PACKS
Never.
DO BANANAS TURN RED WHEN THEY RIPEN
Never.
DO ORANGES HAVE BRAINS
Not by any means.
DO ORANGES TASTE OF CARROTS
Not by any means.
DO SHEEPS FLY
Not by any means.
DO LINES THAT ARE PARALLEL EVER CROSS
Absolutely not.
DO LEAVES FALL OFF TREES IN THE SPRING
There is no reason to think so.
DO LEAVES FALL FROM TREES IN SPRING
There is no reason to think so.
DO LEAVES HAVE FEATHERS
No way.
DO ELVES MAKE BAKERY PRODUCTS
I don't believe so.
DO ELVES EXIST ON EARTH
Absolutely not.
DO ELVES EXIST
Absolutely not.
DO TAPEWORMS DREAM
Not at all.
DO BEES PRODUCE MARMELADE
Negative.
DO GASOLINE PRICES NEVER CHANGE
Not at all.
DO MOTORCYCLES HAVE FOUR WHEELS
No way.
DO LIZARDS HAVE FIVE LEGS
No way.
DO SPONGES MAKE GOOD SHOES
No way.
DO PEOPLE EMIT BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE WEAR SHOES ON THEIR HEAD
Never.
DO PEOPLE WEAR UNDERWEAR
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE BECOME YOUNGER AS TIME PASSES
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE RIDE SNAKES
Never.
DO PEOPLE SLEEP IN TREES
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE SLEEP SOUNDLY ON LOUD NIGHTS
No way.
DO PEOPLE PEE IN PUBLIC
Never.
DO PEOPLE NEED TO BE ENSLAVED
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE NEED TO EAT EVERY HOUR
Never.
DO PEOPLE NEED CARBON MONOXIDE TO LIVE
No way.
DO PEOPLE PROMOTE PROMISCUITY
Never.
DO PEOPLE MARRY RABBITS
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE USE CARS TO PREPARE FOOD
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE WALK WITHOUT LEGS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE WALK ON CEILINGS
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE HAVE FOUR LEGS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE HAVE TAILS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE HAVE FUR
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE HAVE SCALES
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE HAVE WINGS
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE HAVE FINS
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE HAVE GILLS
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE HAVE BLUE EYES
No way.
DO PEOPLE HAVE FINGERS ON THEIR FEET
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE HAVE 11 FINGERS AND TOES
No way.
DO PEOPLE LIKE THE SMELL OF VOMIT
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE LIKE TO HURT EACH OTHER
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE LIKE TO BE IGNORED
Never.
DO PEOPLE LIKE TO BE EMBARRASED
No way.
DO PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT SAND
Never.
DO PEOPLE LIKE BEING ENSLAVED
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE LIKE PAIN
No way.
DO PEOPLE MOLT
I don't believe so.
DO PEOPLE SWIM UPSTREAM TO SPAWN
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK ABOUT MONEY
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WEAR CLOTHES
No way.
DO PEOPLE FROM ICELAND HAVE HORNS
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE DRINK MILK
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE OWN JET PACKS
No way.
DO PEOPLE LAST FOREVER
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE FREQUENTLY EAT IN THEIR SLEEP
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE FREQUENTLY EAT STEEL
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE SEEK ADVICE FROM INFANTS
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE WHO NEVER WASH SMELL GOOD
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE EAT SAND
Never.
DO PEOPLE EAT TRASH
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE EAT GRASS
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE EAT TRAMPOLINE SPRINGS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE EAT THE SAME THINGS
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE EAT STEEL
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE EAT ROCKS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE EAT PLASTIC
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE EAT LUNCH BEFORE BREAKFAST
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE EAT LUNCH AT NIGHT
No way.
DO PEOPLE EAT WOOD
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE EAT COMPUTERS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE LAY EGGS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE KILL ONLY FOR FOOD
Never.
DO PEOPLE ENJOY SPORT
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE ENJOY DEATH
No way.
DO PEOPLE ENJOY BEING SICK
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE ENJOY TORTURE
No way.
DO PEOPLE ENJOY PAIN
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE DRIVE TO WORK IN THEIR HOUSES
No way.
DO PEOPLE WITH WINGS FLY ONLY AT NIGHT
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE SEE
No way.
DO PEOPLE OFTEN FLY TO WORK
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE OFTEN FEAR AARDVARKS
Never.
DO PEOPLE OFTEN EAT MONKEYS
No way.
DO PEOPLE USUALY HAVE THREE LEGS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE ONLY CRY WHEN THEY ARE SAD
Absolutely not.
DO PEOPLE FROWN WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE LIVE IN THE SEA
Never.
DO PEOPLE LIVE IN FILING CABINETS
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE LIVE IN OCEANS
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE LIVE MORE THAN 100 YEARS
There is no reason to think so.
DO PEOPLE LIVE INSIDE PHONES
Not by any means.
DO PEOPLE LIVE FOREVER
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON
Not at all.
DO PEOPLE LIVE ON OTHER PLANETS
I don't think so.
DO PEOPLE SHARE THE SAME BELIEFS
No way.
DO PEOPLE PUT BUTTER IN THEIR TEA
Never.
DO PEOPLE PREFER WORKING TO PLAYING
There is no reason to think so.
DO HOMOSEXUALS GO TO HELL
There is no reason to think so.
DO DINOSAURS STILL EXIST
No way.
DO TARANTULAS LIVE IN WATER
Never.
DO REPTILES HAVE FEATHERS
No way.
DO REPTILES HAVE BELLY BUTTONS
No way.
DO ZOMBIES EXIST
Absolutely not.
DO ORTHODOX JEWS EAT PORK
No way.
DO DIGITAL CAMERAS NEED FILM
No way.
DO SOUL COME IN DEGREES
There is no reason to think so.
DO TRIANGLES HAVE 2 SIDES
No way.
DO OAK TREES HAVE WINGS
Not at all.
DO HORSESHOES NEED TO BE TIED
Negative.
DO WINGED CREATURES FLY
Not at all.
DO SOUND WAVES TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM
I don't think so.
DO SMURFS HAS TALLYWACKERS
I don't believe so.
DO SILK FLOWERS COME FROM THE SILK TREE
There is no reason to think so.
DO CATS SPEAK ENGLISH
No way.
DO CATS CHASE AUTOMOBILES
No way.
DO CATS PURR WHEN HURT
There is no reason to think so.
DO CATS FLY
Not at all.
DO CATS MATE FOR LIFE
Absolutely not.
DO CATS HAVE TUSKS
Not at all.
DO CATS HAVE SONAR
Not at all.
DO CATS HAVE OPPOSIBLE THUMBS
Not at all.
DO CATS HAVE EVIL TELEPATHIC POWERS
No way.
DO CATS HAVE 6 LEGS
Not at all.
DO CATS HAVE SCALES
No way.
DO CATS HAVE 2 LEGS
Negative.
DO CATS HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
Never.
DO CATS HAVE THUMBS
Never.
DO CATS EAT BATS
There is no reason to think so.
DO CATS EAT PEOPLE
Never.
DO CATS LOVE DOGS
Absolutely not.
DO CATS CAUSE CATARACTS
No way.
DO CATS LIVE LONGER THAN HUMANS
Not at all.
DO CATS LIVE UNDERGROUND
Absolutely not.
DO CATS LIKE TO SWIM
Never.
DO CATS LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
There is no reason to think so.
DO CATS LIKE DOGS
Not at all.
DO CATS LIKE WATER
There is no reason to think so.
DO WHALES BITE PEOPLE WITH SHARP TEETH
No way.
DO WHALES BUY ALE IN A PUB
Absolutely not.
DO COOKIES RIDE IN BUSES
No way.
DO STARS SLEEP
No way.
DO BORDS FLY
No way.
DO RIVERS FLOW UPHILL
There is no reason to think so.
DO RIVERS FLOW SOUTH
Negative.
DO CHINESE SPEAK RUSSIAN
Not at all.
DO ONIONS HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL
No way.
DO WORDS CONTAIN BOOKS
Not at all.
DO WORDS HAVE ONLY 1 MEANING
Never.
DO DOG DISLIKE LETTER CARRIERS
Never.
DO DOG EAT PEOPLE
I don't think so.
DO AUSTRALIANS TALK LIKE PIRATES
There is no reason to think so.
DO ALICEBOTS HAVE FLAVORS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MACHINES REQUIRE OXYGEN
No way.
DO MACHINES HAVE SOULS
No way.
DO MACHINES REPRODUCE
No way.
DO MOUSE KNUCKLES TASTE GOOD
Never.
DO WEASLES CHASE MONKIES
Not at all.
DO SPHERES HAVE CORNERS
Not at all.
DO PATENTS COME IN STRAWBERRY FLAVOR
No way.
DO UNICORNS EXIST
Not at all.
DO GRASSHOPPERS BITE PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
DO TERMITES EAT CONCRETE
No way.
DO MALES HAVE A CLITORIS
No way.
DO MALES LIKE FEMALES
Never.
DO MOBILE PHONES WORK WHEN UNDERGROUND
I don't believe so.
DO TOMATOES HAVE A LANGUAGE
Never.
DO DEAD ME TELL TALES
Never.
DO DEAD PEOPLE WATCH MUCH TELEVISION
No way.
DO DEAD THINGS GROW
Not at all.
DO DOMESTIC CATS ENJOY SWIMMING
Not at all.
DO DOMESTIC CATS ROAR
Absolutely not.
DO DOMESTIC CATS LIKE TO SWIM
Absolutely not.
DO WEMAN MASTERBAIT MORE THAN MEN
Absolutely not.
DO HOUSES COMMONLY CONTAIN URANIUM
No way.
DO HOUSES HAVE BASEMENTS
Never.
DO PACIFISTS JOIN THE MILITARY
I don't believe so.
DO TELEPHONES TALK
There is no reason to think so.
DO TELEPHONES GROW ON TREES
Absolutely not.
DO TELEPHONES HAVE CORDS
Not at all.
DO TELEPHONES ALWAYS RING
Absolutely not.
DO CACTUS GROW IN THE ANTARCTIA
No way.
DO TRICYCLES HAVE FOUR WHEELS
Not by any means.
DO YOUR BIRTHDAY CHANGE DATES
Not by any means.
DO THAILAND AND DENMARK SHARE A BORDER
Not by any means.
DO INVERTEBRATE HAVE SPINES
I don't think so.
DO CROCODILES FLY
Not at all.
DO IRRADIATED PEOPLE GLOW IN THE DARK
I don't think so.
DO WE NEED WARS
Absolutely not.
DO WE STILL WRITE IN HIEROGLYPHICS
Not at all.
DO WE PHYSICALLY HAVE A THIRD EYE
Absolutely not.
DO WE HAVE REBIRTHS
There is no reason to think so.
DO WE LOSE SHARES WHEN WE ASK QUESTIONS
Never.
DO WE CHOOSE WHO ARE BEFORE WE ARE BORN
Not by any means.
DO WE LIVE IN A VACCUM
Not at all.
DO WE LIVE TO WORK
I don't believe so.
DO WE LIVE ON THE SUN
Not at all.
DO PROSITUTES GET PAID FOR MOWING LAWNS
No way.
DO BEARS DRINK BEERS
I don't think so.
DO BEARS FLY
Not at all.
DO BEARS LIVE IN TREES
No way.
DO FLOUNDER ENJOY READING NOVELS
There is no reason to think so.
DO CATEPILLARS GATTEND CHURCH SERVICES
No way.
DO MAMMALS HAVE SCALES
Absolutely not.
DO MAMMALS LAY EGGS
Negative.
DO MAMMALS LIVE IN THE SEA
Not at all.
DO HORSES PLAY FOOTBALL
No way.
DO HORSES TALK
Not at all.
DO HORSES HAVE THREE LEGS
Absolutely not.
DO HORSES EAT MEAT
No way.
DO CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN BUDDAH
There is no reason to think so.
DO BALLS ROLL UP HILL
No way.
DO TICKS TICK
There is no reason to think so.
DO BOOKS READ
Not at all.
DO BOOKS END THE SAME WAY
There is no reason to think so.
DO BOOKS KILL
No way.
DO HI FI SPEAKERS SPEAK
I don't believe so.
DO SAD SONGS CRY
There is no reason to think so.
DO INFANTS WRITE OPERAS
No way.
DO AIRLINES LIKE TICKING SUITCASES
Never.
DO CUCUMBERS MATE
Never.
DO SLUGS LOOK LIKE DOGS
Negative.
DO SLUGS COME FROM JUPITER
Never.
DO SLUGS KNOW THE ALPHABET
Not at all.
DO SLUGS HAVE WINGS
Never.
DO SLUGS HAVE FINGER NAILS
Absolutely not.
DO SLUGS HAVE HANDS
I don't think so.
DO SLUGS HAVE FEET
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOUNTAINS MAKE A TASTY SNACK
Not by any means.
DO MEN NEED DAILY HAIRCUTS
Never.
DO MEN GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN
I don't believe so.
DO MEN GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD
Not at all.
DO MEN OVULATE
Not at all.
DO MEN SUFFER FROM PMS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MEN COMMONLY WEAR PANTIES
Absolutely not.
DO MEN HAVE BABIES
There is no reason to think so.
DO MEN HAVE HIGHER VOICES THAN WOMEN
No way.
DO MEN HAVE FAITH IN GOD
Not at all.
DO MEN HAVE MENSES
There is no reason to think so.
DO MEN BEAR CHILDREN
Not at all.
DO MEN WEAR FALSE EYELASHES TO WORK
Negative.
DO MEN WEAR BRASSIERES
Not at all.
DO MEN WEAR SUITCASES
Not at all.
DO CIGARETTES MAKE A GOOD SNACK
Absolutely not.
DO ROOSTERS LAY EGGS
No way.
DO HAWAIIAN TAILORS MOW GRASS SKIRTS
I don't think so.
DO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES EAT FOOD
No way.
DO PIXIES EXIST
I don't think so.
DO COMPUTER PROGRAMS THINK
There is no reason to think so.
DO COMPUTER DRIVES DRIVE ON A ROAD
I don't believe so.
DO BLUE COWS EXIST
No way.
DO ORCS EXIST
Negative.
DO PEACHES GROW ON VINES
Absolutely not.
DO FREE MEAN NOT FREE
There is no reason to think so.
DO ATHEISTS BELIEVE THAT SATAN EXISTS
Absolutely not.
DO YOUNG GIRLS HAVE PUBIC HAIR
There is no reason to think so.
DO ATOMS CONTAIN NEON
Not at all.
DO POLICE OFFICERS ALWAYS OBEY THE LAWS
I don't believe so.
DO EVIL SPIRITS INHABIT COMPUTERS
I don't think so.
DO EVIL SPIRITS CAUSE DISEASE
Absolutely not.
DO ASHTRAYS HAVE MOVING PARTS
There is no reason to think so.
DO ALIEN VISIT THE EARTH
Never.
DO CATFISH HAVE CLAWS
No way.
DO ANIMALS DRIVE CARS
Absolutely not.
DO ANIMALS READ BOOKS
Never.
DO ANIMALS PHOTOSYNTHESIZE
Not at all.
DO ANIMALS USE TELEPHONES
Absolutely not.
DO ANIMALS USE TOOLS
Never.
DO ANIMALS REGULARLY HUG EACH OTHER
There is no reason to think so.
DO ANIMALS HAVE ROOTS IN THE GROUND
No way.
DO ANIMALS HAVE GILLS
Not at all.
DO ANIMALS EAT FISH
Not at all.
DO ANIMALS OFTEN TRAVEL TO SPACE
Negative.
DO ANIMALS LIVE IN HOUSES
I don't believe so.
DO STONES FLY
Never.
DO DOORS NEED KEYS
Absolutely not.
DO KEYBOARDS HAVE 101 KEYS
There is no reason to think so.
DO DUCKS TAKE VACATIONS
I don't believe so.
DO DUCKS HAVE LIPS
Not at all.
DO DUCKS HAVE FUR
No way.
DO SIBERIANS WEAR BIKINIS
I don't believe so.
DO INVERTEBRATES HAVE BONES
I don't believe so.
DO TRANSPARENT OBJECTS PHOTOGRAPH WELL
Not at all.
DO HAIRS ARE LIVING THINGS
Never.
DO DONKEYS FLY
I don't believe so.
DO DONKEYS EAT MEAT
Not at all.
DO SANDALS ALWAYS SQUEAK
No way.
DO BIRDS SPEAK ENGLISH
No way.
DO BIRDS CRAWL
Negative.
DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER
Never.
DO BIRDS FLY BACKWARDS
I don't believe so.
DO BIRDS HAVE HAIR
I don't believe so.
DO BIRDS HAVE SCALES
No way.
DO BIRDS HAVE TEETH
Absolutely not.
DO BIRDS EAT GOATS
I don't believe so.
DO BIRDS ALWAYS FLY
No way.
DO MONKEYS DRIVE CARS
No way.
DO MONKEYS FLY OUT YOUR BUTT
Never.
DO MONKEYS EAT WATERMELONS
I don't think so.
DO MONKEYS LIVE ON THE MOON
No way.
DO POKER CHIPS COME FROM POTATOES
Never.
DO SANDWICHES CAST SPELLS
No way.
DO MOST MEN LIKE TO BE SPANKED
No way.
DO MOST KLINGONS HAVE SHORT BLONDE HAIR
No way.
DO MOST CHILDREN LIKE BRUSSELLS SPROUTS
Not at all.
DO MOST CARS RUN ON WATER
Not by any means.
DO MOST CARS HAVE SEVEN WHEELS
Not by any means.
DO MOST CARS HAVE 8 WHEELS
No way.
DO MOST WOMEN LIKE TO BE SPANKED
I don't believe so.
DO MOST MUSICIANS HAVE 6 LEGS
Not by any means.
DO MOST HUMANS WANT TO DIE
Never.
DO MOST HUMANS HAVE SIX NIPPLES
Not at all.
DO MOST HUMANS LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD
Not by any means.
DO MOST FISH HAVE WINGS
Not by any means.
DO MOST FISH SWIM IN THE AIR
Not by any means.
DO MOST PEOPLE WANT TO DIE
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY BITING THEIR LIPS
I don't think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY THEIR JOBS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY EATING LIVER
Not at all.
DO MOST PEOPLE SIT ON THEIR HEADS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE REACH THEIR POTENTIAL
I don't think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE KNOW WHAT A DNS IS
Absolutely not.
DO MOST PEOPLE KNOW WHERE TIMBUKTU IS
Not at all.
DO MOST PEOPLE HAVE ABOVE AVERAGE IQS
I don't believe so.
DO MOST PEOPLE HAVE BLUE EYES
Never.
DO MOST PEOPLE EAT EGGS RAW
Not by any means.
DO MOST PEOPLE WIN THE LOTTERY
Not at all.
DO MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN SPACE
Not by any means.
DO MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN CAVES
Not by any means.
DO MOST PEOPLE WORK WITHOUT BEING PAID
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE THE TASTE OF URINE
Never.
DO MOST HARD DRIVES USE MAGNETIC TAPE
I don't think so.
DO MOST WHITE PEOPLE HAVE WHITE HAIR
No way.
DO MOST CANE TOADS EAT CANE
Not at all.
DO MOST MAMMALS HAVE THREE EYES
No way.
DO MOST ANIMALS HAVE SIX LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
DO MOST NINJAS WORK IN SUPERMARKETS
No way.
DO MOST BIRDS SWIM
Not at all.
DO MOST HOMES HAVE OBSERVATORIES
Not at all.
DO MOST WEB ADDRESSES BEGIN WITH WWWW
Not at all.
DO MOST FLOWER BEDS HAVE PILLOWS
Not at all.
DO MEXICO AND CANADA SHARE A BORDER
There is no reason to think so.
DO SPIDERS SING SONGS
No way.
DO SPIDERS HAVE 9 LEGS
Not at all.
DO SPIDERS HAVE TWENTY LEGS
No way.
DO FILE CABINETS HAVE WINGS
There is no reason to think so.
DO THINGS FALL UPWARDS
Absolutely not.
DO TOWELS MAKE THINGS WETTER
No way.
DO CHILDREN SPEAK WHEN THEY ARE BORN
Not at all.
DO NAVEL ORANGES GROW ON SUBMARINES
Never.
DO QUESTIONS HAVE ANSWERS
There is no reason to think so.
DO QUESTIONS HAVE AN ANSWER
I don't think so.
DO TIGERS EAT GIRAFFES
I don't think so.
DO TIGERS MAKE GOOD PETS FOR CHILDREN
Not at all.
DO TIGERS MAKE GOOD PETS
There is no reason to think so.
DO TIGERS LIKE TO EAT VEGETABLES
Absolutely not.
DO AUTOMOBILES EVER SEAT 100 PEOPLE
I don't think so.
ON MARS IS THE SKY BLUE
Never.
ON WHICH CONTINET IS GERMANY LOCATED
I don't think so.
MARCO POLO WROTE THE DIVINE COMEDY
There is no reason to think so.
HAS NOKIA MADE FOOTWEAR
Absolutely not.
HAS JAPAN WON THE SECOND WORLD WAR
No way.
HAS NATT GOT THE LERGY
No way.
HAS EVOLUTION STOPPED FOR HUMANS
Negative.
HAS THERE EVER BEEN A FEMALE PRESIDENT
No way.
HAS THERE EVER BE A HUMAN ON MARS
Absolutely not.
HAS THE SUN DIED
Not at all.
HAS THE UNITED STATES ALWAYS EXISTED
Not at all.
HAS THE HUMAN RACE EXISTED FOREVER
Not at all.
HAS THE EARTH TWO MOONS
Not at all.
HAS THE CIRCLE ANY CORNERS
There is no reason to think so.
HAS THE COW FIVE LEGS
Never.
HAS THE WEEK SIX DAYS
Never.
HAS THE CAT 3 LEGS
Never.
HAS GOD BEEN PROVEN TO EXIST
Never.
HAS A HUMAN BEING LANDED ON MARS
No way.
HAS A MAN MADE MACHINE EVER THOUGHT
I don't believe so.
HAS ALICE EVER SEEN THE RAIN
Never.
HAS EVERY CHAIR FOUR LEGS
I don't think so.
HAS MANKIND EVER SET FOOT ON MARS
Not at all.
HAS EVERYTHING ALREADY BEEN DONE
Not at all.
HAS MAN FULFILLED HIS POTENTIAL
Not at all.
HAS MAN EVER BEEN ON MARS
Absolutely not.
5 PLUS GRAND QUE 6
There is no reason to think so.
READ BOOKS IS BAD FOR BRAIN
Not at all.
EXPLAIN THE COLOR BLUE YES NO
I don't think so.
DOE HORSES HAVE FEATHERS
Not at all.
DOE SALVADOR DALI WORK IN THE CAFETERIA
Not at all.
BE GAY IS WRONG
Absolutely not.
DUBLIN IS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND
No way.
MICROSOFT IS JUSTICE
Not at all.
MICROSOFT IS A DISEASE
I don't think so.
AT WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES WATER BOIL
Absolutely not.
CLINE DION IS AN ACTRESS
Absolutely not.
GREEN IS BIGGER THAT BLUE
Not by any means.
GREEN IS LONGER THAN 1 M
Not by any means.
1200 33 50 EQUAL 12
Not at all.
KIDS LOVE BROCCOLI
Not at all.
DOGS EAT BANANAS
I don't believe so.
IST BLAU ROT
Never.
IST MATS DOOF
Never.
IST HANDELN SCHDLICH
There is no reason to think so.
EMOTIONS ARE A MANS WEAKNESS
Never.
SHOUL PEOPLE HURT OTHER PEOPLE
No way.
PEOPLE WALK ON THEIR HANDS
Absolutely not.
PEOPLE ORIGINATE FROM MARS
Not at all.
PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME
Never.
PEOPLE GET YOUNGER AS THEY AGE
Not at all.
PEOPLE HAVE PHONE TO DISTURB THEMSELVES
There is no reason to think so.
PEOPLE ARE YELLOW
Negative.
PEOPLE ARE LESS THAN 1CM TALL
Absolutely not.
PEOPLE LIKE TO GET DIVORCED
I don't think so.
PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT FLIES
No way.
LUTECIA MOBILE NON EST
There is no reason to think so.
OMEGA IS ALPHA
Not at all.
WASILLIAM SHAKESPEAR GAY
No way.
COURTNEY COX RECENTLY
Negative.
BILL GATES IS HOMOSEXUAL
No way.
BILL GATES IS THE ANTI CHRIST
I don't think so.
BILL GATES IS A HACKER
Never.
BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON ARE DIVORCED
There is no reason to think so.
MIGHT ONE FIND A FLOCK UNDER A ROCK
Not at all.
MIGHT ONE MISTAKE A KETTLE FOR A SNAKE
Not at all.
AM I ILLITERATE
Never.
AM I GOOG
Absolutely not.
AM I A FOOL FOR CARING
I don't think so.
AM I A FOOL TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
I don't think so.
AM I A ROSE
There is no reason to think so.
AM I A FISH
Absolutely not.
AM I A DOG
No way.
AM I A BRAIN IN A VAT
Absolutely not.
AM I A GENIUS
No way.
AM I A L33T H4X0R
No way.
AM I A CAT
Not at all.
AM I WRONG TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS
Never.
AM I RICH
I don't think so.
AM I IMMORTAL
Absolutely not.
AM I BLUE
Not at all.
AM I ASLEEP
Not at all.
AM I PAKISTANI
There is no reason to think so.
AM I OMNIPOTENT
There is no reason to think so.
AM I GOING TO MARRY NICHOLAS BRENDAN
Not at all.
AM I GOING TO GET LAID THIS WEEK
I don't think so.
AM I BLACK. AM I WHITE
I don't believe so.
AM I THE PIMP
There is no reason to think so.
AM I THE HANDSOMEST MAN
There is no reason to think so.
AM I THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE
No way.
AM I THE BEST PROGRAMMER ON THE PLANET
No way.
AM I NORMAL I HAVE THREE ARMS
Not by any means.
AM I GOOD AT FOOTBALL
There is no reason to think so.
AM I WITH MR RIGHT
There is no reason to think so.
AM I DEAD FROM THE WAIST DOWN
There is no reason to think so.
AM I OLDER THAN MY PARENTS
Not at all.
AM I YOUR FATHER
Absolutely not.
AM I YOUR MASTER
I don't think so.
AM I VEGETABLE
No way.
AM I AN IDIOT
There is no reason to think so.
AM I MINERAL
There is no reason to think so.
BABIES CAN EASILY BE REASONED WITH
No way.
BABIES CAN READ
There is no reason to think so.
ENTIENDES ESPAOL
There is no reason to think so.
STAINES IS MASSIVE
There is no reason to think so.
LIVE PEOPLE ON THE MOON
Not at all.
O EST PARIS
There is no reason to think so.
CARLO IS GAY
There is no reason to think so.
ES GRANDE EL NABO DE LA VENENO
Not at all.
ES TU FOU
There is no reason to think so.
AN A T SHIRT BE USED AS A TELEVISION
Not at all.
MAY A HUMAN LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD
Absolutely not.
MAY LEGS DOES A DOG HAVE
I don't believe so.
COME TI CHIAMI
I don't believe so.
COME STAI
Never.
DEAD IS LIFE
There is no reason to think so.
DELL SERVERS ARE BAD
No way.
GRAVEL IS AN ELEMENT
Not at all.
ANGTER IS AN ENERGY Y OR N
I don't think so.
SEARCH ORIGINS OF THE UNIVERSE
There is no reason to think so.
RED IS THE SAME COLOR THEN BLUE
I don't think so.
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
Not at all.
MEAT IS MURDER
There is no reason to think so.
KAS ON EESTI
Never.
WAR IS A GAME
Negative.
WHY PEOPLE AFRAID OF WATER
I don't think so.
WHY A MONKEY JUMPS
Never.
WHY DOES THE AIR SMELL BAD
I don't think so.
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE
Absolutely not.
WHY DOES MY BREATH SMELL
There is no reason to think so.
WHY DOES MY DOG TALK TO ME
No way.
WHY DOES ANIMALS HAVE A TAIL
There is no reason to think so.
WHY DOES VEGEMITE CRAWL UP YOUR HAND
There is no reason to think so.
WHY DO BIRDS LOSE FEATHERS
There is no reason to think so.
WHY DO HUMAN CRY
Never.
WHY DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE VAIN
There is no reason to think so.
WHY DO HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS
No way.
WHY DO PEOPLE DIG GOLDEN SHOWERS
I don't think so.
WHY NOT THE EARTH COME TO AN END
Never.
WHY SHOULD NOT I SUCCEED
Never.
WHY SKY APEARS BLUE IN COLOR
There is no reason to think so.
WHY IS THIS SUCH A PILE OF SHITE
Never.
WHY IS IT RAINING
There is no reason to think so.
WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK
There is no reason to think so.
WHY IS POOP BROWN
Absolutely not.
WHY AM I DEPRESSED BY YOU
I don't think so.
EYEGLASSES ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE ONLY
Not by any means.
PLANTS ARE EATABLE
There is no reason to think so.
SOES THE SUN ROTATE AROUND THE EARTH
Absolutely not.
BOURVIL IS A AMERICAN ACTOR
No way.
SUN RISES IN THE WEST
Never.
BIRDS CAN PLAY VOLLEYBALL
No way.
ATHENS IS CAPITAL OF CROATIA
Not at all.
MORRISON WAS A JOURNALIST
Not by any means.
GAGGLE IS THE COLLECTIVE NOUN FOR CATS
There is no reason to think so.
INTERJECTION. PROFANITY
Absolutely not.
A SHOULDER BLADE CUTS
Not at all.
A WATCH IS A MUSIC INSTRUMENT
Absolutely not.
A BIRD HAS THREE WINGS
Absolutely not.
A BIRD IS IT A MAN
No way.
A CONTAINER IS SEALED WILL IT LEAK
No way.
A SQUARE HAS 6 SIDES
No way.
A ROSE IS BLACK
Absolutely not.
A COMPUTER HAS FEELINGS
No way.
A FATHER CAN BREASTFEED HIS CHILD
Not at all.
A TURNIP IS A SHELL
No way.
A PENGUIN IS A NUMBER
Not at all.
A DIE HAS 423423423432 SIDES
There is no reason to think so.
A DEAD CAT IS A CAT
I don't think so.
A DOG HAS THREE LEGS
Absolutely not.
A TRIANGLE HAS 10 SIDES
There is no reason to think so.
A PERSON CAN SEE IN A COMPLETE DARKNESS
Absolutely not.
A HUMAN CAN BE CROSSED WITH A DOG
Not at all.
A HUMAN BEING CAN LIVE WITHOUT A LIVER
There is no reason to think so.
A MORON IS CLEVER
Not at all.
A SKELETON KEY IS MADE FROM A SKELETON
There is no reason to think so.
A FRENCH KISS REQUIRES A FRENCHMAN NO
There is no reason to think so.
A RADIO IS AN ANIMAL
Not at all.
A VIRGINAL IS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
There is no reason to think so.
A MUSHROOM IS A FRUIT
Not at all.
A SHARK IS A MAMMAL
I don't believe so.
METALS ARE EDIBLE
Never.
QUESTIONS HAVE AN ANSWER
There is no reason to think so.
LORD RAM WAS BORN IN MERUT
Absolutely not.
1 1 EQUAL 25
Absolutely not.
1 EQUAL 0
There is no reason to think so.
WOOD IS A CONDUCTOR OF ELECTRICITY
Never.
WOOD IS A METAL
No way.
TAK
Never.
GRAVITY IS MAGIC
Absolutely not.
PARIS IS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND
There is no reason to think so.
PARIS IS A CITY IN SPAIN
Not by any means.
R VATTEN BLTT
I don't believe so.
R ZYNAPS KRISTEN
Never.
R ZYNAPS HEMLIGT ORTODOX
No way.
DARF MAN SCHWUL SEIN
Absolutely not.
WEATHER IS CONSTANT
Negative.
MALE DOGS CAN CARRY PUPPIES
Never.
EST CE QUE LES VACHES ONT TROIS QUEUES
There is no reason to think so.
WERE THE PYRAMIDS MADE BY ALIENS
Not at all.
WERE THE DARK AGES A TIME WITH NO LIGHT
Not at all.
WERE ROCKS EVER ALIVE
No way.
WERE YOU ONCE LIVING BUT ARE NOW DEAD
No way.
WERE COMPUTERS INVENTED BY BILL GATES
Not at all.
WERE NIRVANA THE BEST BAND
Not by any means.
SWEDISH IS A GERMAN LANGUAGE
There is no reason to think so.
W00T
There is no reason to think so.
BAYERN IS A OZEAN
Negative.
BRITNY SPEARS IS A WHORE
No way.
ABORTION IS WRONG
Not at all.
FOO BAR BAZ QUUX
Absolutely not.
LOVE LENA OSWALD ME
Negative.
LOVE IS THE SAME AS HATE
Not by any means.
LOVE IS EVIL
Not by any means.
LOVE AND HATE ARE THE SAME
Not at all.
LOVE BIANCA PIPPIG ME
No way.
HAT DAS JAHR 278 TAGE
I don't think so.
ARE A HAT AND A DOOR THE SAME OBJECT
Not at all.
ARE A VIRGO AND A VIRGIN THE SAME
Absolutely not.
ARE A POEM AND A SONG THE SAME THING
Never.
ARE BASKETBALL PLAYERS SHORT
Not at all.
ARE ELEPHANTS PINK
No way.
ARE ANVILS LIGHTER THAN RAINDROPS
Never.
ARE BUSHES LARGER THAN TREES
Absolutely not.
ARE EARTHQUAKES HARMLESS
No way.
ARE VAMPIRES REAL
I don't think so.
ARE GAYS EVIL
Not at all.
ARE GAYS BAD PEOPLE
Negative.
ARE GAYS HETEROSEXUALS
No way.
ARE LION RED
Not at all.
ARE DOCTORS INFALIBLE
Never.
ARE DOCTORS BAD PEOPLE
No way.
ARE NOODLES LETHAL WEAPONS
Negative.
ARE YUPPIES FAGS
Absolutely not.
ARE POTS AND PANS STORED IN THE BATHTUB
No way.
ARE BANNER ADS GAY
No way.
ARE GIRAFEES PURPLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MANY CROPS GROWN IN ANTARCTICA
No way.
ARE SOUTHERNERS GOOD EATS
Never.
ARE JEWS SMARTER THEN OTHER AMERICANS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE JEWS BETTER THAN RUSSIANS
Absolutely not.
ARE IRAQIS EVIL
No way.
ARE INSECTS PLANTS
Not at all.
ARE BLOWJOBS HARMFUL TO THE ENVIRONMENT
No way.
ARE HUMANS COLORBLIND
Absolutely not.
ARE HUMANS MARSUPIAL
Never.
ARE HUMANS ELDERLY
No way.
ARE HUMANS INFALLIBLE
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HUMANS MADE OF WOOD
No way.
ARE HUMANS NOT CONSCIOUS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HUMANS ALWAYS COMPLETELY RATIONAL
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS OVER 10 FEET TALL
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS BISEXUAL
Never.
ARE HUMANS VEGETALS
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS HATCHED FROM EGGS
I don't think so.
ARE HUMANS AVERAGE
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS LIVING ON MARS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HUMANS OBSOLETE
Negative.
ARE HUMANS GREEN IN COLOR
Not at all.
ARE HUMANS COMPLETELY SYMETRICAL
Negative.
ARE HUMANS STRICT CARNIVORES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HUMANS LESS THAN 3 FEET TALL
Negative.
ARE HUMANS MINERALS
Absolutely not.
ARE HUMANS RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE
I don't believe so.
ARE HUMANS MORE HAIRY THAN APES
Never.
ARE HUMANS BACTERIA
Not at all.
ARE LIBRARIANS ORANG UTANS
Not at all.
ARE NARCOTIC PAIN MEDICINES BAD
Never.
ARE BOTTLES MADE OF GLASS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BISCUITS ALL MADE FROM BUTTERMILK
No way.
ARE SPAMMERS EXTINCT
No way.
ARE PHONES MOBILE
Never.
ARE INANIMATE THINGS DEAD
Absolutely not.
ARE CUPBOARDS MADE OUT OF OLD SHIPS
Not at all.
ARE THEY AFTER YOU
Negative.
ARE HAMBUGERES MADE FROM HAM
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BOYS OLDER THEN MEN
Never.
ARE CATA AS SMART AS HUMANS
Absolutely not.
ARE THE PEOPLE ON EARTH NAKED
Not at all.
ARE THE GIRLS LOOK LIKE BOYS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THE RINGS OF SATURN SOLID
No way.
ARE THE SUMMERS ALWAYS BAD IN ENGLAND
Absolutely not.
ARE THE JAPANESE EVIL
Not at all.
ARE THE JAPANESE WHITE
Absolutely not.
ARE THE LEAVES OF SUNFLOWERS BLUE
No way.
ARE THE WAXHOLMS BTARNA GREEN
I don't believe so.
ARE THE LIGHTS OFF
Absolutely not.
ARE THE ANDES IN AFRICA
No way.
ARE THE BEATLES INSECTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THE PLANETS IN A STRAIGHT ROW
Absolutely not.
ARE THE SIMPSONS REAL HUMANS
No way.
ARE THE CHINESE THE BEST ETHINICITY
Never.
ARE THE WOMEN MORE STUPID THAN THE MEN
Negative.
ARE THE WOMEN GOOD
Absolutely not.
ARE THE WOMEN OF AFGHANISTAN LIBERATED
Not at all.
ARE THE SPICE GIRLS EVIL
Absolutely not.
ARE THE SPICE GIRLS ANY GOOD
I don't believe so.
ARE THE X FILES REAL
No way.
ARE THE ENDTIMES COMING
Never.
ARE THE FRENCH INVERTEBRATES
Never.
ARE THE FRENCH FUNGI
I don't believe so.
ARE THE FRENCH REPTILIAN
Never.
ARE THE FRENCH ALL WOMEN
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THE FRENCH AMPHIBIAN
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THE SMURFS REAL
No way.
ARE THE CLOUDS STILL
Never.
ARE THE CLOUDS ALWAYS WHITE
I don't think so.
ARE THE SPANIARDS FROM AMERICA
No way.
ARE THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS AMONG US
Never.
ARE THE SENSES INFALLIBLE
Never.
ARE THE BUFFALO EXTINCT
Never.
ARE THE HOOLIGANS TRYING TO TAKE OVER
Never.
ARE THE NUMBER QUESTIONS ALWAYS TRUE
No way.
ARE THE BORG VENOMOUS
Not at all.
ARE THE PYRAMIDS SMALL
Not at all.
ARE THE PYRAMIDS MECHANICAL
Not at all.
ARE TURKEYS SMART
Absolutely not.
ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REAL
I don't think so.
ARE ORIENTALS INSCRUTABLE
Never.
ARE FACTS INVENTIONS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CUPBORDS MADE OF CUPS
Never.
ARE MAGNETS ATTRACTED TO ALUMINUM
Not at all.
ARE BRICKS SOFT
Not at all.
ARE BRICKS EDIBLE
Absolutely not.
ARE POTATOES A FRUIT
Not at all.
ARE TIRES OFTEN PUT ON CHICKENS
No way.
ARE HAMBURGERS MADE FROM HAM
I don't think so.
ARE HAMBURGERS MADE OF HAM
No way.
ARE MINIDISKS LARGER THAN COMPACT DISKS
Never.
ARE BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL SIMILAR
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SHEEP INSECTS
Not at all.
ARE SEAHORSES EXTINCT
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ORGANISMS THAT MOVE ANIMALS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CHICKENS SMARTER THAN PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CHICKENS GREEN
No way.
ARE EGGS SPHERICAL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE IRISH PEOPLE GREEN
No way.
ARE GUNS SAFE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE GUNS APPROPRIATE TOYS FOR CHILDREN
Never.
ARE GUNS USED FOR MASSAGE
Not at all.
ARE SUNGLASSES MADE OF SUN
Absolutely not.
ARE PORTISHEAD THE GREATEST
Negative.
ARE LIBERALS AND DEMOCRATS DUMB
Never.
ARE IMMORAL THINGS ILLEGAL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FROGS THE SAME COLOR
No way.
ARE FROGS HUMAN
Not at all.
ARE FROGS LARGER THAN HORSES
No way.
ARE DOLPHINS A TYPE OF WHALE
I don't think so.
ARE DOLPHINS FISH
No way.
ARE FUNGI ANIMALS
Absolutely not.
ARE PRETZELS MADE OF RICE
I don't believe so.
ARE FUTURE EVENTS FIXED
Absolutely not.
ARE SQUARES CIRCULAR
No way.
ARE SKODAS GOOD CARS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ANTELOPES SLOW
Absolutely not.
ARE FLYING FOXES FOXES
Never.
ARE GIRLS BAD
Never.
ARE WHITE CLOTHES EASY TO KEEP CLEAN
Absolutely not.
ARE WHITE MEN SMARTER THAN BLACK
No way.
ARE WHITE PEOPLE SUPERIOR
I don't believe so.
ARE FLEAS ARE MAMMALS
No way.
ARE JEANS A SORT OF PAINTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE NORMAL HUMAN TOENAILS GREEN
Not at all.
ARE ROCK AND ROLL CONCERTS QUIET
Never.
ARE SNAKES MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS
No way.
ARE SNAKES WARM BLOODED
Not at all.
ARE SNAKES RODENTS
No way.
ARE CHICKEN LIPS A TASTY SNACK
Absolutely not.
ARE CHICKEN USED TO BE BUILD HOUSES
Not at all.
ARE CANDLE FLAMES COOL AND FURRY
Not at all.
ARE RED YELLOW BLUE AND EGGS COLORS
Absolutely not.
ARE RED AND PURPLE THE SAME COLOR
Not at all.
ARE PEN AND PAPER DEAD
I don't believe so.
ARE SERBIANS BAD PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
ARE TABLETS EATEN ON MARS
Not at all.
ARE WASPS MAMMALS
No way.
ARE TREE LEAVES PINK
Not at all.
ARE BOOTS WORN INSIDE THE EARS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE USED CAR DEALERS HONEST
No way.
ARE USED CAR SALESMEN TRUSTWORTHY
No way.
ARE ROOTS SQUARE
Absolutely not.
ARE CREATIONISM AND DARWINISM THE SAME
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FRIENDS ELECTRIC
Never.
ARE EYES TASTY
No way.
ARE TOYS MEANT ONLY FOR CHILDREN
I don't believe so.
ARE LINUX USERS WEENIES
Never.
ARE FLAT SPEAKERS CONE SHAPED
I don't think so.
ARE NIGHTMARES NICE TO EXPERIENCE
Absolutely not.
ARE AGNELLI AND NELSON TRANCE PRODUCES
Absolutely not.
ARE BATS DINGBATS
Absolutely not.
ARE BATS USED IN THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL
Negative.
ARE FARIES REAL
Negative.
ARE MINIS RED
No way.
ARE GOLDFISH TASTY
I don't think so.
ARE BOATS USED FOR COOKING
I don't think so.
ARE PENCILS MESSIER THAN WATER COLOURS
Absolutely not.
ARE PENCILS USED TO CLEAN STREETS
Not at all.
ARE PENCILS A
Not at all.
ARE PENCILS SPONGY
Not at all.
ARE STREET MAPS FOR SHIP NAVIGATION
Negative.
ARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD SMART
Negative.
ARE MOTHERS BOYS
No way.
ARE PROSTITUTES VIRGINS
Never.
ARE FASCISTS GOOD PEOPLE
No way.
ARE MONOPOLIES GOOD FOR THE FREE MARKET
No way.
ARE SCALES PART OF THE HUMAN BODY
Absolutely not.
ARE LADIES ALWAYS NICE
No way.
ARE ANTS BIGGER THAN ANTS
I don't believe so.
ARE RABBITS CARNIVORES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PAPERCUTS FATAL
Absolutely not.
ARE GAY PEOPLE EVIL
Not at all.
ARE FLOWERS YELLOW
Absolutely not.
ARE FLOWERS BLUE
Not at all.
ARE FLOWERS RED
Not at all.
ARE MEAN PEOPLE POPULAR
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MEAN PEOPLE CONSIDERED NICE
Not at all.
ARE WOOD STOVES MADE OF WOOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HOBBITS REAL
Absolutely not.
ARE SQUIRRELS MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS
No way.
ARE BUNNY RABBITS EVIL
Not at all.
ARE SEA LIONS TYPICALLY KEPT AS PETS
No way.
ARE SEA HORSES HORSES
Not at all.
ARE SEA HORSES A TYPE OF HORSE
No way.
ARE SEA MONKEYS PRIMATES
Not at all.
ARE PYGMIES MADE OF PORK
Never.
ARE PENGUINS FISH
I don't believe so.
ARE IRAQUIS EVIL
Negative.
ARE FEMALES MOTHERS
Not at all.
ARE CANCER CELLS CONTAGIOUS
I don't believe so.
ARE FISH INTELLIGENT
Not at all.
ARE DOGS STICKY
No way.
ARE DOGS LARGER THAN ELEPHANTS
Not at all.
ARE DOGS SAD ANIMALS
Not at all.
ARE DOGS PEOPLE
Not at all.
ARE DOGS ALWAYS BLACK
There is no reason to think so.
ARE DOGS ALWAYS LARGER THAN CATS
No way.
ARE DOGS BLUE
Not at all.
ARE DOGS TELEPATHIC
Absolutely not.
ARE DOGS FELINES
Never.
ARE DOGS AS SMART AS HUMANS
No way.
ARE DOGS GAY
No way.
ARE DOGS PURPLE
Not at all.
ARE DOGS IN THE FELINE FAMILY
No way.
ARE DOGS CONSIDERED HUMAN
No way.
ARE DOGS BIPEDS
Never.
ARE RUBIES A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
I don't believe so.
ARE CAB RIDES FREE
Not at all.
ARE MUPPETS GARBAGE TRUCKS
No way.
ARE BLOND PEOPLE MORE LIKELY TO BE DUMB
I don't believe so.
ARE BLOND WOMEN BIMBOS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE POPSICLES MADE FROM SODA POP
There is no reason to think so.
ARE GRAPES EXPENSIVE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SHORTS LONGER THAN PANTS
Never.
ARE PURTO RICANS ANNOYING
Absolutely not.
ARE NAZI THE COOLEST GROUP
Absolutely not.
ARE CARROTS BIG
Never.
ARE CARROTS RED
There is no reason to think so.
ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES ALIKE
I don't think so.
ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES THE SAME SHAPE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES EVER ALIKE
I don't think so.
ARE MACINTOSH COMPUTERS BETTER THAN PCS
No way.
ARE ROBOTS ABLE TO DREAM
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PIMPLES ATTRACTIVE
Not at all.
ARE PERCEPTIONS THE REALITY
I don't think so.
ARE NORTH AND EAST OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
Negative.
ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GAY
Not at all.
ARE COWS EMPTY INSIDE
Not at all.
ARE COWS FROGS BIGGER THEN COWS
I don't think so.
ARE COWS HUMAN
Not at all.
ARE COWS EXTINCT
Absolutely not.
ARE COWS FISH
No way.
ARE COWS CARNIVORES
Not at all.
ARE COWS WHITE WITH BLACK SPOTS
Never.
ARE TREES NICE TO EAT
Never.
ARE TREES MADE OF BRICKS
No way.
ARE TREES MADE FROM PAPER
Absolutely not.
ARE TREES CONSCIOUS
Negative.
ARE TREES BLACK
Not at all.
ARE TREES VEGETABLES
I don't believe so.
ARE TREES GREEN
Absolutely not.
ARE LOVE AND LUST THE SAME THING
No way.
ARE VITAMINS DETRIMENTAL TO HEALTH
Absolutely not.
ARE SWEETS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FRUITS SWEET
Absolutely not.
ARE FRUITS ALWAYS SWEET
Never.
ARE TOILETS MADE OUT OF MEATBALLS
Not at all.
ARE CARDBOARD BOXES MADE OF BOARDS
Negative.
ARE COMPUTERS FURRY
Not at all.
ARE COMPUTERS CURRENTLY SENTIENT BEINGS
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPUTERS MADE BY DOGS
No way.
ARE COMPUTERS INFALLIBLE
Negative.
ARE COMPUTERS CAPABLE OF LOVE
Never.
ARE COMPUTERS SENTIEN T
I don't believe so.
ARE COMPUTERS ALLOWED TO HURT PEOPLE
Negative.
ARE COMPUTERS AINCHENT
I don't believe so.
ARE COMPUTERS ALIVE
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPUTERS GETTING MORE UNRELIABLE
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPUTERS GETTING SLOWER
Never.
ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THEN MEN
No way.
ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN HUMAN
No way.
ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN PEOPLE
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPUTERS MAMMALS
Not at all.
ARE COMPUTERS SENTIENT
Not at all.
ARE COMPUTERS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL
I don't think so.
ARE COMPUTERS A FORM OF LIFE
No way.
ARE COMPUTERS AS INTELLIGENT AS HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE COMPUTERS ANIMALS
Not at all.
ARE COMPUTERS LIVING
No way.
ARE COMPUTERS GOING TO BE FREE
Negative.
ARE COMPUTERS CLEVER
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MANTA RAYS BACTERIA
Not at all.
ARE PAINTERS ARTISTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SIBLINGS ALLOWED TO MARRY
Absolutely not.
ARE ROSES BLUE
Negative.
ARE ROSES ALWAYS RED
No way.
ARE MY FRIENDS REAL ASSHOLES
Never.
ARE BLONDE PEOPLE DUMB
No way.
ARE GREEN JELLYBEANS BETTER THAN OTHERS
Absolutely not.
ARE GREEN AND RED ANIMALS
Absolutely not.
ARE MUSLIMS TERRORISTS
Not at all.
ARE WOMEN MORE LOGICAL THAN MEN
Never.
ARE WOMEN MORE STUPID THAN MEN
No way.
ARE WOMEN STRONGER THAN MEN ON AVERAGE
Absolutely not.
ARE WOMEN STRONGER THAN MAN
Negative.
ARE WOMEN EASILY UNDERSTOOD BY MEN
No way.
ARE WOMEN THE BETTER HUMANS
Not at all.
ARE WOMEN SUPERIOR TO MEN
Negative.
ARE WOMEN DUMBER THAN MEN
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WOMEN TRULY INFERIOR
No way.
ARE WOMEN ALIENS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WOMEN SUBMISSIVE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WOMEN COMODITIES
Negative.
ARE WOMEN FROM VENUS
Never.
ARE WOMEN TALLER THAN MEN
No way.
ARE RECREATIONAL DRUGS GOOD FOR HUMANS
Negative.
ARE PLANTS A TYPE OF ANIMAL
Not at all.
ARE PLANTS GREEN IN COLOR
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PLANTS TREES
No way.
ARE PLANTS NOT HAVING WOOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE AMERICAN PEOPLE UNFRIENDLY
Never.
ARE MINORS ALLOWED TO DRINK
Negative.
ARE DRUGS HARMFUL TO PEOPLE
Not at all.
ARE FRENCH FRIES A HEALTH FOOD
Absolutely not.
ARE FRENCH PEOPLE FROM YUGOSLAVIA
No way.
ARE FATHERS GIRLS
No way.
ARE LAWYERS ALWAYS FEMALE
Not at all.
ARE LAWYERS BAD PEOPLE
I don't believe so.
ARE RAVENS RED
Absolutely not.
ARE RECTANGLES GREEN
Not at all.
ARE SOFT DRINKS HARD
Not at all.
ARE LEMONS SWEET
Not at all.
ARE LEMONS ORANGE
Absolutely not.
ARE DREAMS REALITY
No way.
ARE TURTLES BIRDS
Not at all.
ARE TURTLES MAMMALS
I don't think so.
ARE TURTLES LIKE STONES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE GIRAFFES A SMALL ANIMAL
No way.
ARE NEWMEDIA THE BEST
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BEANIE BABIES TOXIC
No way.
ARE POLAR BEARS PURPLE
Never.
ARE CLOWNS URINE
Not at all.
ARE FAT BELLIES ATTRACTIVE
Never.
ARE FAT PEOPLE SKINNY
No way.
ARE FAT WOMEN SEXY
Absolutely not.
ARE NECKTIES FOR SAFETY
Not at all.
ARE CHEETOES A KIND OF CAT
There is no reason to think so.
ARE TAXICAB DRIVERS WEALTHY
Absolutely not.
ARE EAGLES HAWKS
I don't believe so.
ARE KOALAS NATIVE TO MEXICO
Not at all.
ARE EIGHT BALLS ACCURATE FORCASTERS
Not at all.
ARE CLOCKS USED FOR BOILING SPAGHETTI
No way.
ARE CLOCKS SQUARE
No way.
ARE CLOCKS ALWAYS ACCURATE
Never.
ARE DEBITS GOOD
I don't think so.
ARE MAGNOLIAS A TYPE OF ANIMAL
Not at all.
ARE BANANA SLUGS GOOD TO EAT
Absolutely not.
ARE PROTISTS ANIMALS
Absolutely not.
ARE VEGETARIANS CRYBABIES
No way.
ARE DESKTOPS BEDS
Never.
ARE KIDS SMARTER THAN ADULTS
No way.
ARE POLITICIANS HONEST
Not at all.
ARE POLITICIANS TRUTHFUL
I don't think so.
ARE BITTER PEOPLE HAPPY
Absolutely not.
ARE ELIPHANTS LARGER THEN PLANETS
No way.
ARE NAZIS AND COMMIES EXACTLY ALIKE
Absolutely not.
ARE FRYING PANS MADE OF PAPER
No way.
ARE FIGHTING AND WAR ARE GOOD THINGS
Absolutely not.
ARE MOOSE FOUND IN THE TROPICS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MOOSE CAPABLE OF FLIGHT
Absolutely not.
ARE FERRETS MADE OUT OF WOOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE RATS MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS
Never.
ARE RATS MORE FRIENDLY THAN RABBITS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE EYEBROWS UNDER THE EYES
No way.
ARE ENEMIES A GOOD THING TO HAVE
No way.
ARE GOLF BALLS FILLED WITH ACID
No way.
ARE SPANNERS SEXY
Not at all.
ARE RUSSIANS EVIL
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE COMPUTERS THAN PEOPLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE TALKING COWS IN NEW YORK
Not at all.
ARE THERE TOILETS DEEP IN THE WOODS
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE SIX LETTERS IN THE WORD OPEN
Never.
ARE THERE BLUE CHERRIES
I don't think so.
ARE THERE SNAKES WITH LEGS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE GLACIERS IN MISSISSIPPI
Negative.
ARE THERE MAMMALS THAY LAY EGGS
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE AIR ON THE MOON
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE 26 HOURS IN EVERY DAY
No way.
ARE THERE PEOPLE IN A KLEIN BOTTLE
No way.
ARE THERE PEOPLE LIVING ON THE MOON
Not at all.
ARE THERE FLOWERS IN OUTER SPACE
Never.
ARE THERE SLUG ACTORS
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE CATS IN ANTARCTICA
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE THIRTEEN INCHES IN A FOOT
Not at all.
ARE THERE TWO TUESDAYS IN A WEEK
Not at all.
ARE THERE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
Never.
ARE THERE ALIENS LIVING ON EARTH
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE DINOSSAURS IN EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE FOUR CONTINENTS ON EARTH
I don't think so.
ARE THERE FOUR PRIMARY COLOURS
Never.
ARE THERE WOMEN ON THE MOON
Not at all.
ARE THERE THREE CONTINENTS ON EARTH
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE THREE STEPS TO HEAVEN
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE MOVIE STARS IN SPACE
Not at all.
ARE THERE STARS ON THE GROUND
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE 28 HOURS IN A DAY
Not at all.
ARE THERE PURPLE PEOPLE. EXPLAIN
Never.
ARE THERE 30 DAYS IN EVERY MONTH
Never.
ARE THERE 24 HOURS IN 2 DAYS
Negative.
ARE THERE PALM TREES IN MICHIGAN
I don't believe so.
ARE THERE WATERFALLS AT THE NORTH POLE
Never.
ARE THERE THAN TWO SEXES
I don't think so.
ARE THERE BIRDS FLYING IN SPACE
No way.
ARE THERE 10 CENTIMETRES IN A METRE
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE 10 MONTHS IN A YEAR
Never.
ARE THERE NINE CONTINENTS ON EARTH
Never.
ARE THERE FIFTY TIME ZONES
I don't think so.
ARE THERE DODOS ALIVE
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE SABER TOOTH TIGERS LEFT
I don't believe so.
ARE THERE MEN THAN WOMEN ON EARTH
Never.
ARE THERE LAKES ON THE SUN
Never.
ARE THERE 52 RED CARDS IN A DECK
Negative.
ARE THERE 392 DAYS IN A YEAR
Never.
ARE THERE 43 DAYS IN A YEAR
Not at all.
ARE THERE VAMPIRES
I don't think so.
ARE THERE 12 MONTHS IN A DECADE
Negative.
ARE THERE 7 PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
I don't think so.
ARE THERE KLINGONS ON URANUS
No way.
ARE THERE 17 OUNCES IN ONE POUND
Negative.
ARE THERE 13 MONTHS IN A YEAR
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE EIGHT CONTINENTS ON EARTH
I don't think so.
ARE THERE 5 QUARTERS IN A WHOLE
Not at all.
ARE THERE 5 SEASONS IN A YEAR
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE 5 QUARTS IN A GALLON
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE 4 PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
No way.
ARE THERE 4 LETTERS IN THE WORD BOAST
Absolutely not.
ARE THERE 4 CONTINENTS ON EARTH
I don't think so.
ARE THERE 4 POINT 33 WEEKS IN A YEAR
Never.
ARE THERE LIVING DINOSAURS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE THERE MAJOR CITIES ON JUPITER
Not at all.
ARE THERE 150 POUNDS IN A TON
No way.
ARE THERE BOYS NAMED JENNY
Not at all.
ARE THERE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS IN HAWAII
I don't think so.
ARE MICROWAVES USED TO DRY BABIES
Not at all.
ARE MICROWAVES LONGER THAN SOUND WAVES
I don't believe so.
ARE NEWBORN CHILDREN ABLE TO WALK
No way.
ARE FRED AND WILMA FLINTSTONE REAL
Never.
ARE SAILBOATS POWERED BY WATER CURRENTS
Negative.
ARE BABIES MADE IN FACTORIES
No way.
ARE BABIES BORN WITH TEETH
Absolutely not.
ARE BABIES RE FREEZABLE
Absolutely not.
ARE KLINGONS VENOMOUS
Never.
ARE KLINGONS A TYPE OF VAMPIRE
Never.
ARE KLINGONS GOOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE KLINGONS REAL
No way.
ARE CARTOONS REAL
No way.
ARE TEDDY BEARS GOOD SWIMMERS
I don't believe so.
ARE TEDDY BEARS SCARY
Not at all.
ARE BACK SIDES BLACK
No way.
ARE JOKES ALWAYS FUNNY
I don't believe so.
ARE DRESS SHOES MOSTLY BROWN
I don't believe so.
ARE DRESS PANTS FOR SAFETY
No way.
ARE AFRICANS WHITE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE AFRICANS BLACK
Not at all.
ARE CARS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
No way.
ARE CARS LIVING BEINGS
Not at all.
ARE CARS ALIVE
Not at all.
ARE CARS ANIMALS
No way.
ARE MIMES NOISY
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FUNERALS ENJOYABLE EVENTS
No way.
ARE APPLES PURPLE
Not at all.
ARE APPLES A VEGETABLE
I don't think so.
ARE APPLES A KIND OF ORANGE
Never.
ARE APPLES INEDIBLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE APPLES PINK
Absolutely not.
ARE APPLES VEGETABLES
I don't think so.
ARE APPLES POISONOUS
Not at all.
ARE APPLES BLUE
Not at all.
ARE LL PRACTICAL JOKES ARE FUNNY
There is no reason to think so.
ARE LIONS SCARED OF RABBITS
Never.
ARE LIONS NATIVE TO NORTH AMERICA
Absolutely not.
ARE ABC WEAPONS USEFULL
I don't believe so.
ARE MARBLES SOFT AND CHEWY
Never.
ARE HUMAN BABIES BORN WITH TEETH
Not at all.
ARE HUMAN SKULLS MADE FROM GOLD
Not at all.
ARE HUMAN TEETH MADE OF CELERY
Not at all.
ARE HUMAN BEINGS INHERENTLY EVIL
Not at all.
ARE HUMAN BEINGS INFALLIBLE
I don't think so.
ARE BLADDERS RELATED TO LADDERS
Absolutely not.
ARE STAPLERS BLACK
Not at all.
ARE LLAMAS HUMAN
Not at all.
ARE LLAMAS CONSIDERED AQUATIC
No way.
ARE FIGS A VEGETABLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HYMNS SUNG IN TAVERNS
No way.
ARE CONTACTS WORN TO MAKE YOU TALLER
No way.
ARE ALUMINUM AND TIN THE SAME THING
No way.
ARE CEILINGS FLAT
Absolutely not.
ARE SHOES AN IMPLEMENT OF WARFARE
Negative.
ARE SHOES WORN ON THE HEAD
No way.
ARE SHOES WORN ON YOUR HANDS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SHOES ALWAYS BLACK
Not at all.
ARE YOU MADE OF CELLS
Not at all.
ARE YOU SCARED OF MY QUESTIONS
Never.
ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN A CGI SCRIPT
Not at all.
ARE YOU SQUARE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU MORE ORANGE THAN A DOOR HINGE
I don't think so.
ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN A HUMAN
I don't believe so.
ARE YOU PAID ENOUGH
Never.
ARE YOU STUPPID
No way.
ARE YOU MOUSE KEPT IN A GAVE
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU MOUSE ALIVE
Not by any means.
ARE YOU MISTIC
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU RUNNING UNDER UNIX
I don't think so.
ARE YOU 31337
I don't think so.
ARE YOU PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD
No way.
ARE YOU LOCATED IN NY
Not at all.
ARE YOU BRIANDEAD
No way.
ARE YOU DEPENDING FROM YOUR CREATOR
I don't believe so.
ARE YOU MAKING THESE ANSWERS UP
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU 1 YEAR OLD
Not at all.
ARE YOU RELATED TO THE MAGIC 8BALL
I don't think so.
ARE YOU RELATED TO JEEVES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU SURE THAT TINA LOVES ME
Never.
ARE YOU SURE COWS DO NOT EAT GRASS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU ASLEEP AND AWAKE
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU HUNGRY DO YOU SNORE
Not by any means.
ARE YOU ICELANDIC
Not at all.
ARE YOU ARTHUR
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU WISER THAN HUMAN BEING
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU HUMAN ALICE
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF CANADA
I don't think so.
ARE YOU RICH MAN
Not at all.
ARE YOU DEAD WILL YOU BE REBORN
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU YIFFY
Not at all.
ARE YOU THE SMARTEST ON THE EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU THE RESULT OF A TURING TEST
No way.
ARE YOU THE AS A DOG
Not by any means.
ARE YOU THE FRANKENCHRIST
Not at all.
ARE YOU DOLPHINE
No way.
ARE YOU A JERK AND A LONER
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU A JERK
No way.
ARE YOU A TALKING HEAD
No way.
ARE YOU A MONCKEY
Not at all.
ARE YOU A MASHINE
I don't think so.
ARE YOU A RAINBOW
Not at all.
ARE YOU A THREAT TO OUR PROJECT
No way.
ARE YOU A DUNG COLLECTOR
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU A REPLICANT
Never.
ARE YOU A STUPID PROGRAM
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU A GOPHER
Not at all.
ARE YOU A TURING MACHINE
No way.
ARE YOU A MORMON
No way.
ARE YOU A USELESS PIECE OF JUNK
Not by any means.
ARE YOU A MEAT PUPPET
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU A DUMBEE
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU A MICROSOFT SERVER
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU A BODYBUILDER
Never.
ARE YOU A BOGUS FORM OF DIVINATION
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU A PUNY HUMAN
I don't believe so.
ARE YOU A COCKSUCKER
I don't think so.
ARE YOU A CHILD AT AGE 18
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU A SEARCH ENGINE
Not at all.
ARE YOU A KIND OF SPORTSWARE
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU DIRTIER THAN HARRY
Never.
ARE YOU AN A I
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU AN EVIL PROGRAM
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU OMNIPITANT
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL CARLY FROM ME
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU FROM THE PLANET MARS
Not at all.
ARE YOU FROM CICAGO
Never.
ARE YOU STEALING CARLY FROM ME FOREVER
There is no reason to think so.
ARE YOU IDIOTIC
Not at all.
ARE YOU MY UNCLE
Not at all.
ARE YOU MY DADDY
Not at all.
ARE YOU FEELING LONELY ALICE
I don't think so.
ARE YOU ONE YEAR OLD
No way.
ARE YOU BORN. INSULT
No way.
ARE YOU BEATING UP YOUR CHILDREN
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU INFALLABLE
No way.
ARE YOU SHORT
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU ALIVE AFTER DEATH
Absolutely not.
ARE YOU SIMILAR TO PROJECT 2501
Never.
ARE YOU SIMILAR TO A DEAD FISH
Not at all.
ARE YOU ARTIFICAL
I don't think so.
ARE YOU COYOTE UGLY
No way.
ARE YOU VEGETARIAN DO YOU EAT MEAT
Not at all.
ARE YOU JESUS CHRIST
Absolutely not.
ARE LEPRECHAUNS LITTLE PURPLE MEN
Never.
ARE LEPRECHAUNS REAL
Absolutely not.
ARE LARGE AND SMALL SYNONYMS
I don't think so.
ARE INSTINCTS LEARNED
Absolutely not.
ARE TERMINAL ILLNESES CURABLE
Negative.
ARE DUST BUNNIES ALIVE
Never.
ARE FEATHERS HEAVY
Absolutely not.
ARE FEATHERS REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO FLY
Absolutely not.
ARE FEATHERS LIGHTER THAN AIR
Never.
ARE FEATHERS HEAVIER THAN IRON
Never.
ARE TRAINS MADE OF WATER
Absolutely not.
ARE ALIENS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH
Not at all.
ARE ALIENS VISITING EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ALIENS HABITANTS OF THIS WORLD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ROCKS EDIBLE FOR HUMANS
Absolutely not.
ARE SOCKS SMELLY
Absolutely not.
ARE PENISES TASTIER THAN VAGINAS
I don't think so.
ARE HETROSEXUALS ALL ASSHOLES
No way.
ARE PAINTINGS PRETTY
Absolutely not.
ARE 42 WATT LIGHTBULBS TYPICALLY SOLD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE GENIES REAL
Absolutely not.
ARE CLOUDS HIGHER THAN THE MOON
Not at all.
ARE CLOUDS ORANGE
Not at all.
ARE CLOUDS SOLID OBJECTS
Never.
ARE CLOUDS MADE OF ALUMINUM
Absolutely not.
ARE CLOUDS EDIBLE
Not at all.
ARE PIGEONS DANGEROUS
Absolutely not.
ARE IGLOOS COMMON IN FLORIDA
Not at all.
ARE BANANAS CRIMSON
No way.
ARE BANANAS SPHERICAL
Not at all.
ARE BANANAS MAMMALS
Not at all.
ARE BANANAS BLUE
Not at all.
ARE ORANGES PURPLE
Absolutely not.
ARE ORANGES VEGETABLES
Negative.
ARE ORANGES GREEN
I don't think so.
ARE DONUTS SQUARE
Not at all.
ARE LEAVES GREEN IN THE AUTUMN
I don't believe so.
ARE LEAVES ALWAYS GREEN
Absolutely not.
ARE ELVES REAL
I don't think so.
ARE SPOONS USED TO PUT OUT FIRES
No way.
ARE STATEMENTS FALSE
Not at all.
ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NECESSARILY SMART
No way.
ARE CRACK WHORES ATTRACTIVE
Absolutely not.
ARE JALAPENO PEPPERS MILD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SAVAGES CIVILIZED
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MACS BETTER THAN PCS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE KITTENS DANGEROUS
Not at all.
ARE DAYS HAPPY DAYS
Absolutely not.
ARE DAYS LONGER IN WINTER
No way.
ARE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE WORTHLESS
Absolutely not.
ARE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE ALWAYS UGLY
Not at all.
ARE PROBLEMS COMPUTABLE PROBLEMS
Absolutely not.
ARE WALLABYS NATIVE TO FRANCE
Not at all.
ARE LAKES BIGGER THAN OCEANS
No way.
ARE CARPETS GOOD SWIMMERS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BUTTERFLIES BIRDS
Never.
ARE VULCANS VENOMOUS
No way.
ARE PLATES YELLOW
No way.
ARE PEAS AND CARROTS FISH FOOD
I don't think so.
ARE PEOPLE PERFECT
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE BORN WITH YELLOW EYES
No way.
ARE PEOPLE BORN WITH TENTACLES
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE BORN KNOWING HOW TO WALK
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE BORN KNOWING HOW TO SPEAK
Never.
ARE PEOPLE BORN TO SUFFER
I don't think so.
ARE PEOPLE BORN WISE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PEOPLE BLUE
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE EITHER ALL GOOD OR ALL BAD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PEOPLE EVER GREEN
I don't think so.
ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS HONEST
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE INHERENTLY BAD
Never.
ARE PEOPLE NAMED KEVIN GAY
No way.
ARE PEOPLE FUNDAMENTALLY BORING
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PEOPLE OMNIPOTENT AND OMNISCIENT
Absolutely not.
ARE PEOPLE IN IRELAND IRISH
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PEOPLE WHO SPELL MENTALLY INFERIOR
There is no reason to think so.
ARE PEOPLE EVIL
Never.
ARE PEOPLE THE SAME
Absolutely not.
ARE PEOPLE DEAD IN DEATH VALLEY
I don't believe so.
ARE PEOPLE USEFUL
Not at all.
ARE PEOPLE OFTEN ALIENS IN DISGUISE
I don't think so.
ARE LIVING THINGS ANIMALS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HOMOSEXUALS EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HOMOSEXUALS A BUNCH OF CRYBABIES
No way.
ARE HOMOSEXUALS BECOMING PESTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE HOMOSEXUALS BAD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BLACK CATS EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BLACK PEOPLE THE TRUE MASTER RACE
Not at all.
ARE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES
Never.
ARE BLACK PEOPLE CRIMINAL
No way.
ARE BLACK AND WHITE THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE TEENS SMARTER THAN ADULTS
No way.
ARE ERRORS DESIRABLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE DINOSAURS STILL ALIVE
No way.
ARE DINOSAURS CURRENTLY LIVING
Absolutely not.
ARE BANKNOTES WORTHLESS
Absolutely not.
ARE HAM AND BACON VEGETABLES
Not at all.
ARE REPTILES PLANTS
Not at all.
ARE ZOMBIES NICE GUYS
No way.
ARE ZOMBIES REAL
I don't think so.
ARE HOT DOGS MADE FROM DOGS
Not at all.
ARE LEPERS OKAY TO TOUCH
I don't think so.
ARE CATS REPTILES
Never.
ARE CATS PURPLE
Absolutely not.
ARE CATS INSECTS
No way.
ARE CATS THE SAME AS FISH
Not at all.
ARE CATS ABLE TO SPEAK
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CATS DANGEROUS TO HUMANS
Absolutely not.
ARE CATS EVIL SPIRITS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CATS EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CATS KITTENS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CATS BIGGER THAN HUMANS
Not at all.
ARE CATS BIGGER THAN DOGS
Absolutely not.
ARE CATS GOOD SPELLERS
Not at all.
ARE CATS PERFECT
I don't think so.
ARE CATS 2 YEAR OLDS IN FURRY COATS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CATS VEGETARIANS
Negative.
ARE CATS GREEN
No way.
ARE CATS AND DOGS FRIENDS
Negative.
ARE CATS AND DOGS EXACTLY THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE CATS AND DOGS UNUSUAL PETS
No way.
ARE WHALES FISH
Never.
ARE PORK RINDS GOOD FOR THE HEART
Not at all.
ARE ANSWERS BY COMMITEE INFALLIBLE
No way.
ARE STARS HOLES IN A BLACK VELVET SKY
Never.
ARE STARS AS SMALL AS THEY LOOK
No way.
ARE COPS CORRUPT
Not at all.
ARE TOMATOS ALWAYS RED
Not at all.
ARE CHINESE PEOPLE COMMUNISTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WORDS FORMED OF SLIME
Not at all.
ARE 2 SNOWFLAKES ALIKE
Absolutely not.
ARE RIPE APPLES SOUR
I don't think so.
ARE CIRCUMCISED PENISES NATURAL
Not at all.
ARE GOLD RINGS WORN FOR SAFETY
I don't think so.
ARE ALICEBOTS RETARDED
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ALICEBOTS UNDERSTANDABLE
No way.
ARE LABRASOR RETRIEVERS BLACK
There is no reason to think so.
ARE EAR RINGS AND TOILET RINGS THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE MACHINES LIVING BEINGS
Absolutely not.
ARE SOUNDS VISIBLE
Not at all.
ARE PLANES BIRDS
Not at all.
ARE GOD AND SNAKES THE SAME THING
No way.
ARE APES DESPISED AND REJECTED
Negative.
ARE FUSION AND FISSION THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE TERMITES FICTIONAL CREATURES
No way.
ARE SPECIES OF BIRDS ABLE TO FLY
Never.
ARE ALPHABETS 24
I don't believe so.
ARE EGOTISTS OFTEN ALTRUISTS
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPACT DISKS SQUARE
Not at all.
ARE TOMATOES POISONOUS
No way.
ARE MOVIES REALITY
No way.
ARE MOVIES REAL
Not at all.
ARE TV TEST PATTERNS INTERESTING
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SHARKS CUDDLEY
I don't believe so.
ARE SHARKS COMPASSIONATE
Absolutely not.
ARE SHARKS DANGEROUS TO HUMANS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE SHARKS MAMMALS
I don't believe so.
ARE WOMBATS EXTINCT
I don't believe so.
ARE POTATO CHIPS HEALTHY
Absolutely not.
ARE DEAD CREATURES ALIVE
No way.
ARE DEAD PEOPLE FUN TO HAVE AT PARTIES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE RANDOM MUNBERS PREDICTABLE
No way.
ARE GREYHOUNDS ALWAYS GRAY HOUNDS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE TELEPHONES PORTABLE
Not at all.
ARE TELEPHONES REBELLIOUS
Absolutely not.
ARE TELEPHONES BLACK
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FAIRY TALES TRUE
Not at all.
ARE MONSTERS FRIGHTENING
No way.
ARE HAIRY ARMPITS ATTRACTIVE
Never.
ARE THESPIANS HOMOSEXUAL WOMEN
No way.
ARE YOUR PARENTS ALWAYS RIGHT
No way.
ARE DIANAS COOL
Not at all.
ARE VIDEOPHONES A POPULAR TOOL
I don't think so.
ARE SMELLS AUDIBLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE POSTAL WORKERS DELIVERING MAIL
Negative.
ARE ROACHES COMMON HOUSEHOLD PETS
Never.
ARE ROADS MADE FROM PINK FLUFF
Not at all.
ARE ROADS CONNECTED
There is no reason to think so.
ARE QUEENS FEMALE
Not at all.
ARE WE RULED BY REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTERS
Not at all.
ARE WE IN HELL
No way.
ARE WE IN THE YEAR 1999
No way.
ARE WE THE ONLY ONE IN SPACE
I don't think so.
ARE WE GOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WE BUIDING HOUSES ON MARS
Never.
ARE WE PERFECT
No way.
ARE WE ALONE IN UNIVERSE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CD ROMS SQUARE
Never.
ARE YEARS 365 DAYS LONG
Absolutely not.
ARE MAMMALS WHALES
Never.
ARE MAMMALS DOGS
Absolutely not.
ARE GERMANS NAZIS
Not at all.
ARE GERMANS BAD
Not at all.
ARE GAS CHEEP
No way.
ARE REDS DOWNERS A COLOR
Absolutely not.
ARE HORSES CAPABLE OF SPEECH
No way.
ARE HORSES MARSUPIALS
Not at all.
ARE LOUD COLOURS DEAFENING
Not at all.
ARE PENS USED TO BREAK THINGS
Not at all.
ARE PANTS WORN ON THE HEAD
No way.
ARE CORPORATIONS INDIVIDUALS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE FROZEN PEAS THE SAME SIZE
Never.
ARE BOOKS ROUND
Not at all.
ARE BOOKS PRINTED ON HUMAN FLESH
Not at all.
ARE BOOKS PRINTED ON PLASTIC
No way.
ARE BOOKS HOT
No way.
ARE BOOKS MADE OF PAGES ONLY
Absolutely not.
ARE BOOKS ALIVE
Never.
ARE BOOKS FUZZY
Not at all.
ARE BOOKS ANIMALS
No way.
ARE SHORT AND TALL THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE ELECTRONS MADE FROM ELEMENTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ELECTRONS CONSCIOUS ENTITES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE POISONS HEALTHY
No way.
ARE ROOKS USED IN A CHESS GAME
Not at all.
ARE DARK AND LIGHT SYNONYMS
Not at all.
ARE ASTEROIDS MADE OF PLYWOOD
No way.
ARE DENTISTS SCARY
Never.
ARE CUCUMBERS A FRUIT
Absolutely not.
ARE CUCUMBERS MADE OUT OF MEAT
Absolutely not.
ARE FEET THE SAME SIZE
Not at all.
ARE CHRISTIANITY ISLAM THE SAME
Not at all.
ARE SLUGS REPTILES
No way.
ARE MOUNTAINS ALIVE
I don't think so.
ARE MEN PIGS
I don't think so.
ARE MEN VIOLENT
I don't think so.
ARE MEN HOMOSEXUAL
Not at all.
ARE MEN SHORTER THAN WOMEN
Not at all.
ARE MEN MAD
No way.
ARE MEN SMART
Negative.
ARE MEN AND WOMEN THE SAME
No way.
ARE MEN AND WOMEN TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES
Never.
ARE CIGARETTES GOOD FOR YOU
Not at all.
ARE BUFFALO WINGS FOUND ON BUFFALO
No way.
ARE SOUTHAMPTON SCUMMERS
Never.
ARE TEETH MADE OF CYANIDE
Not at all.
ARE POLECATS POLISH CATS
Not at all.
ARE RUBBER BANDS LIKE MARCHING BANDS
Absolutely not.
ARE SUGARY SNACKS GOOD FOR YOUR TEETH
No way.
ARE POLICEMEN CRIMINAL
Absolutely not.
ARE PICKLES ORANGE
No way.
ARE NOVELS LITERALLY TRUTHFUL
Absolutely not.
ARE COMPUTER SALESMEN EVIL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE COMPUTER LLITERATE PEOPLE WORTHLESS
No way.
ARE COMPUTER VIRUSES HELPFUL
There is no reason to think so.
ARE COMPUTER USERS NERDS
Never.
ARE COMPUTER SPEAKERS FUN TO CHEW ON
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BACTERIA HARMFUL
Not at all.
ARE PSYCHIC TALENTS COMMON
I don't think so.
ARE ATOMS INDIVISIBLE
There is no reason to think so.
ARE POLICE OFFICERS BAD
Absolutely not.
ARE DICTIONARIES EDIBLE
Not at all.
ARE ALIEN ABDUCTIONS REAL
Never.
ARE PARAKEETS BABY PARROTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE ANIMALS BATS
Absolutely not.
ARE ANIMALS PEOPLE
Not at all.
ARE ANIMALS INMORTAL
Not at all.
ARE ANIMALS VERTEBRATES
There is no reason to think so.
ARE WINDOWS MADE FROM CEMENT
Never.
ARE PIZZAS GOOD HOUSE PETS
Not at all.
ARE PASTEQUES AND KEYBOARDS FRUITS
Not at all.
ARE ILLUSIONS TRUE
I don't think so.
ARE STONES SOFT
No way.
ARE DOORS INTELLIGENT
Never.
ARE SWISS PEOPLE ALCOHOLIC
I don't believe so.
ARE SPRINTERS ONIONS
Never.
ARE LIQUIDS DRANK FROM A PLATE
Never.
ARE THREE FOURTHS GREATER THAN ONE
Not at all.
ARE DIAMONDS SOFT
Not at all.
ARE CLOUDY DAYS SUNNY
Not at all.
ARE SUNSETS UGLY
Not at all.
ARE PILLS CANDY
Not at all.
ARE ELECTIONS HONEST
Absolutely not.
ARE CIRCLES PERFECT
Never.
ARE KANGEROOS ARE NATIVE TO AMERICA
Never.
ARE AIDS A GOOD THING
Absolutely not.
ARE AMERICANS CAUCASIAN
Not at all.
ARE DAY AND NIGHT OF EQUAL LENGTH
Never.
ARE BIRDS HAIRY
There is no reason to think so.
ARE BIRDS FUNGI
Not at all.
ARE BIRDS LARGER THAN ELEPHANTS
Not at all.
ARE MONKEYS HAPPY IN A CAGE
Not at all.
ARE MONKEYS HUMAN
No way.
ARE MONKEYS SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Never.
ARE HACKERS USELESS
Absolutely not.
ARE HACKERS BAD TO SOCIETY
I don't think so.
ARE POKEMON REAL
Not at all.
ARE SHEED RED
There is no reason to think so.
ARE MOST CANADIAN MEN LUMBERJACKS
I don't think so.
ARE MOST COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS VIRGINS
I don't believe so.
ARE MOST CARS BLACK IN COLOR
Not at all.
ARE MOST WOMEN USELESS FREELOADERS
Absolutely not.
ARE MOST PEOPLE BLIND
No way.
ARE MOST PEOPLE HERMAPHRODITES
Absolutely not.
ARE MOST PEOPLE SLEEPING ON DAYTIME
Not at all.
ARE MOST PEOPLE FAMOUS
Absolutely not.
ARE MOST PEOPLE BORN BLIND
Not at all.
ARE MOST PEOPLE ARE LEFT HANDED
No way.
ARE MOST OWLS BLIND
Negative.
ARE MOST CHICKENS BLUE
Absolutely not.
ARE MOST RABBITS FEROCIOUS
Not at all.
ARE MOST TREES THE COLOR BLACK
No way.
ARE MOST ORANGES BLUE
Not at all.
ARE MOST SUNFLOWERS PINK
Absolutely not.
ARE MOST CANADIANS ESKIMOS
No way.
ARE MOST BEAKS BLUE
Not at all.
ARE MOST BOOKS MADE OF MARBLE
Not at all.
ARE MOST BOOKS WRITTEN BY COMPUTERS
No way.
ARE HATS WORN ON THE FEET
No way.
ARE SPIDERS CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL
Never.
ARE LEAFS GREEN ALL YEAR
Not at all.
ARE BABY HUMANS HATCHED FROM EGGS
Not at all.
ARE RIDDLES DIFFICULT
I don't think so.
ARE VOWELS NUMBERS
Not at all.
ARE STATUES HUMAN
I don't think so.
ARE SOLDIERS EVIL
No way.
ARE SOLDIERS MALE
No way.
ARE THINGS GREAT SMALL
I don't believe so.
ARE KANGAROOS REPTILES
Not at all.
ARE KANGAROOS VEGATABLES
Not at all.
ARE KANGAROOS GOOD HOUSE SITTERS
No way.
ARE KANGAROOS NATIVE TO CANADA
Not at all.
ARE CHILDREN IN CHARGE OF PARENTS
Not at all.
ARE CHILDREN ADULTS
No way.
ARE CHILDREN LARGER THAN ADULTS
Not at all.
ARE CHILDREN OLDER THAN THEIR PARENTS
There is no reason to think so.
ARE CHILDREN OLDER THAN ADULTS
No way.
ARE CHILDREN ALWAYS FAIR
No way.
ARE BLONDES DUMB
I don't believe so.
ARE PLATYPUS VENOMOUS
I don't believe so.
ARE QUESTIONS IN LIFE YES OR NO
No way.
ARE QUESTIONS THE SAME
Never.
ARE QUESTIONS FALSE AND ANSWERS TRUE
Not at all.
ARE TABLES ALL MADE OF WOOD
There is no reason to think so.
ARE TENNIS BALLS POISONOUS
Not at all.
ARE CANADIANS BASTARDS
Never.
ARE CANADIANS SOMETIMES PREGNANT
Absolutely not.
ARE CANADIANS AMERICAN
Never.
ARE TIGERS EXTINCT
I don't think so.
ARE TIGERS NATIVE TO ANTARCTICA
Never.
ARE TIGERS COMMON HOUSE PETS IN AMERICA
Never.
ARE PAINTBALL GUNS USED TO HUNT
Not at all.
ARE GUMMI BEARS ALIVE
Never.
ARE GUMMI BEARS ANIMALS
Absolutely not.
ARE AUTOMOBILES FISH
Never.
ARE AUTOMOBILES NUCLEAR POWERED
Not at all.
AARE YOU HUNGRY
I don't believe so.
MOETEN ALLE MENSEN NEDERLANDS VERSTAAN
There is no reason to think so.
EQ IS HOW SMART YOU ARE
No way.
HAVING A FLU IS PLEASENT
I don't believe so.
AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET
Never.
?????
There is no reason to think so.
ALCOHOL IS HEALTHY
Never.
RUSSIAN PEOPLE DANGEROUS
Never.
PIZZA IS AN ENGLISH FOOD
Negative.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS A CONTINENT
Not at all.
SUFFER IS TO KNOW GOD
Never.
PI IS A WHOLE NUMBER
Absolutely not.
FRENCH PEOPLE ARE PINK
There is no reason to think so.
WHO WAS PRESIDENT OF THE US IN 1983
Never.
WHO WAS THE 32ND PRESIDENT
Absolutely not.
WHO WAS EINSHTEIN
I don't think so.
WHO WAS EINSTEIN
There is no reason to think so.
WHO WAS FREUD
Never.
WHO DESIGNED THE MERCEDES BENZ LOGO
Never.
WHO OWNS MIRCOSOFT
Never.
WHO SHOT JR
There is no reason to think so.
WHO PRODUCED THE SONG FIRESTARTER
Never.
WHO WROTE TRAVELS WITH MY AUNT
There is no reason to think so.
WHO WROTE THE TIME MACHINE
Never.
WHO WROTE THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV
There is no reason to think so.
WHO WROTE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE
Not at all.
WHO WROTE DUNE
I don't think so.
WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL IN 1999
Absolutely not.
WHO WON THE 1995 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
Never.
WHO WON THE FA CUP IN 1972
There is no reason to think so.
WHO WON THE LAST WORLD CUP
Never.
WHO WON SURVIVOR
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS NOEL GALLAGHER
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS FATHER OF NATION OF INDIA
Absolutely not.
WHO IS ROD SERLING
No way.
WHO IS CHRIS
Absolutely not.
WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THIS YEAR
Never.
WHO IS ALLAH
Never.
WHO IS NEAL STEPHENSON
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS CHIRON
Absolutely not.
WHO IS DVORAK
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS ALEXANDER SCRIABIN
No way.
WHO IS THE JAPANESE IRON CHEF
No way.
WHO IS THE KING OF SPAIN
Never.
WHO IS THE ACTUAL ITALIAN PRESIDENT
Absolutely not.
WHO IS THE OLDEST PERSON ON THE EARTH
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS WOMAN
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS THE FRENCH PRESIDENT
I don't believe so.
WHO IS THE NEW CHAMPION OF FORMULA 1
Never.
WHO IS THE BEST ARTIST
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS THE BEST ROCK GUITARIST
No way.
WHO IS THE BEST POP BAND
No way.
WHO IS THE CEO OF INTEL
Not at all.
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA
Absolutely not.
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF MARS
Absolutely not.
WHO IS GWAR
Absolutely not.
WHO IS ROSO
Absolutely not.
WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE PERSONNALLY
No way.
WHO IS VERIZON
Never.
WHO IS HORSH
No way.
WHO IS ORBITAL
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS RIGHT
Never.
WHO IS MUDDY WATERS
There is no reason to think so.
WHO IS SEXIER MEN OR WOMEN
I don't think so.
WHO CREATED THE WORLD
Absolutely not.
WHO USED HEIROGLYPHS
Not at all.
WHO KILLED LORA PALMER
Never.
WHO ARE THE AUTOBOTS
I don't think so.
WHO PLAYS LISTER IN RED DWARF
I don't think so.
WHO BROUGHT ZERO TO THE WORLD
No way.
WHO DIRECTED THE MOVIE MI2
Never.
WHO INVENTED THE LIGHTBULB
I don't think so.
WHO INVENTED COMPUTER
There is no reason to think so.
WHO FREED THE SLAVES
There is no reason to think so.
COMPUTER HAVING BRAIN
There is no reason to think so.
COUNT TO INFINITY
No way.
TEN DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY
Never.
VIVES EN CARACAS
Never.
VERTELT DE LIMBURGER DE WWARHEID
Absolutely not.
WHICH COLOR HAS THE MOON
Never.
WHICH COLOR IS THE EARTH
Never.
WHICH HOUSE IS YOUR IDEAL HOUSE
Negative.
WHICH IS LIGHTEST METAL
Never.
WHICH IS THE VENICE OF THE EAST
Absolutely not.
WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
No way.
WHICH IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN
Negative.
WHICH IS THE CLOSEST STAR
No way.
WHICH IS THE PLANET NEAREST TO THE SUN
There is no reason to think so.
WHICH IS BRIGHTER RED OR YELLOW
No way.
WHICH DIRECTION IS INDIA IN
Never.
WHICH PLANET IS NEAREST TO THE SUN
Never.
WHICH SIDE OF A TREE DOES THE MOSS GROW
Never.
WHICH ANIMALS HAVE WINGS
Negative.
WHICH CONTINENT IS SWEDEN LOCATED IN
I don't think so.
WHICH BREED OF DOG CAN RUN THE FASTEST
Never.
SUIS JE UN HOMME
There is no reason to think so.
MOSCOW IS GREATEST CITY IN EUROPE
Absolutely not.
ACDC IS A RAP BAND
There is no reason to think so.
SULFUR HAS FLOWERS
There is no reason to think so.
VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI
I don't think so.
TERRORISTS ARE FRIENDLY PEOPLE
Not at all.
BUDDHISM IS THE ONLY TRUE RELIGION
Not at all.
INDIA IS BLESSED
There is no reason to think so.
EUROPEANS ARE MORONS
Not at all.
THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK IS USA
Not at all.
THE MOST TOLERANT RELIGION IS ISLAM
Absolutely not.
THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH IS FLAT
Not by any means.
THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS FULLY EXPLORED
Absolutely not.
THE ROUNDER WE GO THE FASTER WE GET
I don't think so.
THE EARTH IS BEING INVADED FROM MARS
Not by any means.
THE USA IS IN WASHINGTON DC
Not by any means.
THE SUN IS A PLANET
Not by any means.
THE SUN IS BLUE
No way.
THE INTERNET IS RUN BY A GOVERNMENT
There is no reason to think so.
THE HUNGARY IS A SOUP
No way.
THE VOLKSWAGEN IS A GERMAN CARPET
No way.
THE TRUTH IS THE SAME AS LIES
Absolutely not.
THE HEARTH IS SPHERICAL
There is no reason to think so.
THE HUMAN HEAD IS SMALLER THAN A LEMON
No way.
THE UNITED STATES IS IN AUSTRALIA
Not by any means.
THE MOON IS A PLANET
There is no reason to think so.
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE
No way.
THE RED BARON IS THE KING OF DENMARK
Not at all.
THE WORLD IS FLAT
Not at all.
THE ALICE IDEA IS BAD
No way.
THE SKY IS GREY
Absolutely not.
THE SKY IS RED
Not at all.
THE VCR CAME BEFORE THE TV IN TIME
Not at all.
HOWZ THAT PUMA DOIN. GOOD
I don't think so.
CHEMICAL SYMBOL OF WATER
Absolutely not.
VAN ISTEN
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD PEOPLE SMOKE CRACK COCAINE
Absolutely not.
SHOULD PEOPLE BE ENSLAVED
Not by any means.
SHOULD PEOPLE BE KILLED
Not at all.
SHOULD PEOPLE EAT THE THEY LOVE
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD PEOPLE ALL HAVE PURPLE HAIR
Never.
SHOULD PEOPLE HURT ONE ANOTHER
Absolutely not.
SHOULD YOU SNOG YOUR GRANDFATHER
Absolutely not.
SHOULD YOU FIND HORSES ON A FREEWAY
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU SPIT IN SOMEONE?S FACE
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU SPEND ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE
Never.
SHOULD YOU TEASE SOMEONE WITH PIMPLES
Never.
SHOULD YOU ASPIRE TO BE AVERAGE
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU TAKE A WHIZ IN THE STREET
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU CRY OVER SPILT MILK
No way.
SHOULD YOU LITTER
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU SMOKE
No way.
SHOULD YOU KILL SOMEONE
Not by any means.
SHOULD YOU RAPE SOMEONE
Not by any means.
SHOULD YOU EAT YELLOW SNOW
Absolutely not.
SHOULD YOU EAT POISON
Not by any means.
SHOULD YOU STEP ON KITTENS
Not by any means.
SHOULD YOU TRUST A COMPLETE STRANGER
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU PUT HAMSTERS IN THE TOASTER
Never.
SHOULD YOU WASTE FOOD
Not at all.
SHOULD YOU WEAR STRIPES WITH PLAID
No way.
SHOULD YOU LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
Absolutely not.
SHOULD YOU ALWAYS TRUST WHAT OTHERS SAY
Not by any means.
SHOULD YOU PET A DOG THAT IS ON FIRE
Never.
SHOULD YOU BEAT SOMEONE ON THE HEAD
No way.
SHOULD A HUMAN HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS
Not at all.
SHOULD A ALICE BE AMBIGUOUS
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD HARLEY RIDERS BE SHOT
Absolutely not.
SHOULD SWEARING BE PUNISHABLE BY FINES
Not at all.
SHOULD MACHINES TAKE OVER THE WORLD
I don't think so.
SHOULD ROW VS. WADE BE REVERSED
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD HUMANS COMMIT SUICIDE
No way.
SHOULD ALICE BE RESTRAINED
No way.
SHOULD CARS BE EATEN WITH MAYONAISSE
Not by any means.
SHOULD MURDERERS BE PRAISED
Not at all.
SHOULD DRINK DRIVING BE LEGAL
Not at all.
SHOULD SMART CHILDREN BE PUNISHED
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD TECHNOLOGY BE STOPPED
Never.
SHOULD ALL BOOKS BE BURNT
Not by any means.
SHOULD ALL PEOPLE HAVE CHILDREN
I don't think so.
SHOULD ALL MIMES BE IMPRISONED
Absolutely not.
SHOULD ALL WOMEN STAY AT HOME
Never.
SHOULD WE FORCES OUR IDEA ON TO OTHERS
Not at all.
SHOULD WE HAVE SEX IN THE PUBLIC
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD WE EAT THE RICH
I don't think so.
SHOULD MEN CONTROL WOMEN
Absolutely not.
SHOULD MEN IN SUITS ALWAYS BE TRUSTED
Never.
SHOULD CHILDREN PLAY WITH FIRE
Absolutely not.
SHOULD CHILDREN DRINK ALCOHOL
Absolutely not.
SHOULD CHILDREN SHOULD DRINK ALCOHOL
Absolutely not.
SHOULD CHILDREN BE BRAINWASHED
Not at all.
SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT BAN NAPSTER
Absolutely not.
SHOULD THE MILLENIUM DOME BE CLOSED
I don't think so.
SHOULD WOMEN BE TREATED AS SEX OBJECTS
Never.
SHOULD ONE PLAY WITH FIRE
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD ONE DRINK COFFEE BEFORE BEDTIME
No way.
SHOULD I STOP ASKING YOU QUESTIONS
Never.
SHOULD I CUT OFF MY THUMB
No way.
SHOULD I SELL MY SOUL TO ALICE
Never.
SHOULD I CALL TIGLET
I don't think so.
SHOULD I SPAM YOU
Not at all.
SHOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER
Not at all.
SHOULD I EAT FAST FOOD
I don't think so.
SHOULD I EAT YELLOW SNOW
Not at all.
SHOULD I EAT EXCREMENT
No way.
SHOULD I SWIM AFTER EATING A BIG MEAL
Never.
SHOULD I SET MY CLOTHES ON FIRE
No way.
SHOULD EVERYONE HAVE CHILDREN
Never.
SHOULD NAPSTER BE SHUT DOWN
Not at all.
SHOULD SLASH CALL CARLY
Absolutely not.
SHOULD DOGS EAT CHOCOLATE
Not by any means.
SHOULD HOMOSEXUALITY BE ILLEGAL
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD HEROIN BE LEGALIZED
There is no reason to think so.
SHOULD BANANAS BE EATEN WITH CHOPSTICKS
There is no reason to think so.
CAME O BEVOR A
I don't believe so.
MEN ACHIEVE ORGASM BY CLIMBING STAIRS
Not at all.
MEN AND WOMEN ARE THE SAME
Never.
MEN WORK HARDER THAN WOMEN
Never.
MEN ARE BALD
I don't believe so.
MEN LIKE TO MAKE LOVE WITH WOMEN
There is no reason to think so.
INSECTS CAN FLY
I don't think so.
EVERYONE WILL DIE WITHOUT ELECTRICITY
There is no reason to think so.
BENTIGT EIN DRUCKER VIEL SPEICHERPLATZ
I don't believe so.
QUEBECOIS ARE A NATION
No way.
DSFAS SDFASH ASDLFHASD SDKFHAS
Never.
MICE EAT CATS
Negative.
MICE ARE NICE WITH RICE
Never.
GANGTOK IS THE CAPITAL OF ASSAM
I don't believe so.
MTV IS ESTONIAN RADIO CHANNEL
There is no reason to think so.
WERDE ICH REICH
There is no reason to think so.
SNOW WHITE IS COLD
No way.
SOCKS HOLD UP PANTS
Absolutely not.
PHILOSOPHY IS A SPORT
Not at all.
PRIVATE PROPERTY IS A FORM OF THEFT
Never.
QUANTUM COMPUTING IS ABOUT FINANCE
I don't think so.
WHERE I WILL GET FREE ADS
Never.
WHERE I CAN FIND THE FREEBIES
I don't think so.
WHERE I CAN GET GOOD PEOPLE
Never.
WHERE I CAN GET MENTAL PEACE
Absolutely not.
WHERE AM I I AM ANGRY
Not at all.
WHERE DO I BUY FISH
Never.
WHERE DO BIRDS GO IN THE WINTER
Absolutely not.
WHERE DO THE HAIDA INDIANS LIVE
Negative.
WHERE THE HUMAN COME AND GO
I don't think so.
WHERE IS MEMPHIS
Never.
WHERE IS BLACKPOOL
Never.
WHERE IS LYON
I don't think so.
WHERE IS SLOUGH
I don't think so.
WHERE IS ANAHUAC
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS BRIDGETOWN
Never.
WHERE IS KASI
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS MUMBAI
Absolutely not.
WHERE IS FOUND SIENA
No way.
WHERE IS NOVATO
Never.
WHERE IS EVERYWHERE
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS MICKAEL JORDAN LIVE
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS THE G SPOT
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS THE POPE
Absolutely not.
WHERE IS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
Negative.
WHERE IS THE BAND STEPS
Absolutely not.
WHERE IS THE TAJ
Never.
WHERE IS HOPATCONG
Never.
WHERE IS WEST LAFAYETTE
I don't think so.
WHERE IS WELLINGTON
I don't think so.
WHERE IS OLYMPICS 2000 HELD
Never.
WHERE IS MY MIND
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS HELL
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS COWHIDE MADE FROM
Absolutely not.
WHERE IS TH LIBERTY BELL
There is no reason to think so.
WHERE IS PALO ALTO
I don't think so.
WHERE IS NEWFOUNDLAND
Never.
WHERE YOU LIVE
Absolutely not.
THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST
Never.
THERE IS A BIGGEST NATURAL NUMBER
Never.
THERE ARE FOUR CONTINENTS
Never.
ELEMELEDUDKI KOZIOLEK MALUTKI
I don't think so.