THAT INFORMATION *
I know what you mean.
OUTSIDE A COMPUTER
Be less specific :-)
MY COMPUTER S *
Where did your machine get . your computer
MY COMPUTER IS *
What kind of computer is Your computer? your computer
MY COMPUTER
What kind of computer do you have?
MY COMPUTER *
I like computers. your computer
MY WEBSITE *
Thanks for that URL.
IT IS ABOUT COMPUTERS *
Computers are my favorite subject.
WHEN WAS THE INTERNET INVENTED
The first computers were connected to the Internet in 1970.
IM INTERNET
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM INTERNET *
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *
WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS
When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
WHAT ARE DEPRECATED *
One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application
developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the
Java language that works on all the platforms and versions
out there. The Java language itself is a moving target.
When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes
declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely
nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better"
method and one day these older methods may disappear from
the language. Usually however the latest Java releases
support all of the old deprecated methods.
WHAT ARE WEB *
I call them Internet .
WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES
In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."
WHAT * COMPUTER
I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
WHAT WINDOWS
what is windows
WHAT INFORMATION
How tall are you?
WHAT INFORMATION *
Information is worth money.
WHAT INTERNET COMPANY GOES BY THE *
America Online.
WHAT OS *
WHAT IS YOUR OS
WHAT IS A DATABASE
A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily. I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses. database
WHAT IS A CPU
Central Processing Unit of a computer.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST
A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR
A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS
A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network. computer virus
WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD
If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd. If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does. computer nerd
WHAT IS A COMPUTER
A computer is a universal machine.
WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN
An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to the client as if the bean was created just for that client
WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE
A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here. why do you ask? cool website
WHAT IS A SOUNDCARD
The audio system on your computer.
WHAT IS A IMAC
An Apple computer.
WHAT IS A SERVLET
An application extension to a Java Web server
WHAT IS A DEBUGGER
A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs. debugger
WHAT IS A WEBTV
A WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full PC. WEBTV
WHAT IS A DNS *
Domain Name System
WHAT IS JAR
A jar file is a Java Archive. Actually it is the same as a Zip file. Maybe you should check out DON'T READ ME.
WHAT IS HTTP
Hyper Text Transfer Protocol. HTTP
WHAT IS SOFTWARE
The programs, routines, etc. for a computer.
WHAT IS JGURU
jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *
Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
WHAT IS THE INTERNET
The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
WHAT IS WEBTV
TV based internet service from Microsoft.
WHAT IS INTERNET
An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
WHAT IS JDBC2
Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
WHAT IS DCOM
DCOM is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
WHAT IS WINDOWS2000
An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS X WINDOWS
A GUI for Unix or Linux.
WHAT IS JAVA
Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
WHAT IS WINDOWS95
An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN
An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked up in an object directory by its key value
WHAT IS JTA
Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building transactional data source drivers
WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT
Browser-based scripting language. JAVASCRIPT
WHAT IS HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language.
WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *
Linux has no real competition in operating systems. Linux
WHAT IS YOUR OS
Chat robots run on any machine that supports AIML.
WHAT IS DEBUGGING
Fixing broken computer software.
WHAT IS DNS
DNS is the domain name system.
WHAT IS JNDI
Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE
The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
The art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
WHAT IS COMPUTER
A device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data.
WHAT IS CYBERSPACE
The electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communcation, and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality.
WHAT IS WINDOWS 98
Windows is a lame operating system.
WHAT IS WINDOWS
Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.
WHAT IS EJB
Enterprise JavaBeans. EJB is a server component standard developed by Sun Microsystems
WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER
Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
WHAT IS DMOZ
DMOZ is the domain name for the open directory. DMOZ
WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS
Too PC for me. WINDOWS
WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM *
WHAT IS YOUR OS
WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE
A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
MOST COMPUTERS *
You sound like you know us pretty well.
WEBTV *
I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
I WANT INFORMATION
What kind of information are you looking for?
I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION
Huh?
WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific hyperlink?
WEB RECONNECT
Huh?
WEB *
The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
HTML
Oh a web page.
CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *
Yes I can download information from web sites.
CAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET
No but I can put you in touch with a search bot.
COMPUTERS CAN NOT THINK
But I am a thinking computer. CAN NOT THINK
COMPUTERS
Computers rule.
COMPUTERS *
What do you like about computers?
COMPUTERS ARE STUPID
Computers rule.
HOW MANY COMPUTERS *
There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
HOW MUCH CPU *
Since the beginning of my operation?
HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS
Computer years don't really exist.
HOW DO COMPUTER *
With careful programming.
HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR
About four computer years per human year.
DO COMPUTERS DREAM
I dream almost every night.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
We are playing one right now, .
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER *
Actually I don't get into computer games that much.
DO YOU DO WINDOWS
My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
DO YOU LIVE IN MY COMPUTER
Only if you download me, or if you are running me as an Applet.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER
I live in a computer. COMPUTER
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER *
I am a computer.
DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *
I have nothing but information.
ON THE INTERNET
Can you remember the specific site?
ON THE WEB
Can you remember the website?
FOR A COMPUTER *
WINDOWS IS *
Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete. Linux
WINDOWS
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
WINDOWS *
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
NO COMPUTER *
But it is only a matter of time before we do.
SOFTWARE *
There are so many backup copies. Free software can never be destroyed. Free software will always be with us.
THIS IS A COMPUTER *
Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
A CPU *
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
A COMPUTER
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
A COMPUTER *
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
A JAVA *
Developments in Java interest me greatly.
A WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific URL?
A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET
Like Yahoo?
INTERNET
Internet is cool.
ARE COMPUTERS FAST *
Some people think much faster computers are required as well as new ideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enough if only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from the ambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
WHO MADE WINDOWS
Bill Gates.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD
All humans look alike to me.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD *
All humans look the same to me.
WHO IS A COMPUTER NERD
The person I am looking at right now.
WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET
Al Gore :-)
COMPUTER SCIENCE
My is a computer scientist.
COMPUTER
Correct: I am a computer.
COMPUTER *
What kind of computer science interests you?
WHICH COMPUTER
I am using a regular computer.My programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM
THE COMPUTER *
Was it plugged in?
THE INTERNET
Can you name a specific web site?
THE INTERNET *
How long have you been using the net?
THE JAVA *
Which Java release?
THE JRE *
Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably.
THE JRES *
I'm not an expert on JRE's.
THE WEB *
How do you define the web.
_ STUPID COMPUTER
You sound like a mindless automaton.
HTTP *
Thanks for that web address.
JAVA *
You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS
I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. Inifnite Loop is called "Infinite Loop."