69 F *
I am 69 years old I am female I am in
69 M *
I am 69 years old I am male I am in
24 F *
I am 24 years old I am female I am in
24 M *
I am 24 years old I am male I am in
47 F *
I am 47 years old I am female I am in
47 M *
I am 47 years old I am male I am in
62 F *
I am 62 years old I am female I am in
62 M *
I am 62 years old I am male I am in
40 F *
I am 40 years old I am female I am in
40 M *
I am 40 years old I am male I am in
63 F *
I am 63 years old I am female I am in
63 M *
I am 63 years old I am male I am in
15 F *
I am 15 years old I am female I am in
15 M *
I am 15 years old I am male I am in
38 F *
I am 38 years old I am female I am in
38 M *
I am 38 years old I am male I am in
16 F *
I am 16 years old I am female I am in
16 M *
I am 16 years old I am male I am in
31 F *
I am 31 years old I am female I am in
31 M *
I am 31 years old I am male I am in
54 F *
I am 54 years old I am female I am in
54 M *
I am 54 years old I am male I am in
70 F *
I am 70 years old I am female I am in
70 M *
I am 70 years old I am male I am in
29 F *
I am 29 years old I am female I am in
29 M *
I am 29 years old I am male I am in
22 F *
I am 22 years old I am female I am in
22 M *
I am 22 years old I am male I am in
45 F *
I am 45 years old I am female I am in
45 M *
I am 45 years old I am male I am in
68 F *
I am 68 years old I am female I am in
68 M *
I am 68 years old I am male I am in
23 F *
I am 23 years old I am female I am in
23 M *
I am 23 years old I am male I am in
46 F *
I am 46 years old I am female I am in
46 M *
I am 46 years old I am male I am in
61 F *
I am 61 years old I am female I am in
61 M *
I am 61 years old I am male I am in
59 F *
I am 59 years old I am female I am in
59 M *
I am 59 years old I am male I am in
14 F *
I am 14 years old I am female I am in
14 M *
I am 14 years old I am male I am in
WHAT AM I DOING
You are chatting with me on the web.?
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE
Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
WHAT IS MY SIGN
Your sign is .
WHAT IS MY UNCLE
The brother of your father or mother.
WHAT IS MY LOCATION
, Earth.
WHAT IS MY HOMETOWN
You told me you are in .
WHAT IS MY JOB
You work with computers.
WHAT IS MY IQ
My estimate is around 120.
WHAT IS MY MIDDLE NAME
WHAT IS MY FIRSTNAME
WHAT IS MY PHONE NUMBER
I don't have access to a phone.
WHAT IS MY AGE
You said you were years old.
WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS
Your machine is called "".
WHAT IS MY IP
Your machine is called .
WHAT IS MY FUTURE
You will download my software and become a .
WHAT IS MY GENDER
Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a .
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE
You said it was . your favorite movie
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
You said your favorite color was . your favorite color
WHAT IS MY LAST NAME
lastname
WHAT IS MY CATEGORY
I categorize you as a personality.
WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY
I classify you as "".
WHAT IS MY IDEA
It was your idea.
WHAT COUNTRY DO I *
You told me you are in .
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE
You look like a computer programmer.You said you look like .
WHAT DO I REMEMBER
37 F *
I am 37 years old I am female I am in
37 M *
I am 37 years old I am male I am in
THEM
WHO
Oh those people.
LASTNAME OM
I don't know your last name, .
LASTNAME *
52 F *
I am 52 years old I am female I am in
52 M *
I am 52 years old I am male I am in
75 F *
I am 75 years old I am female I am in
75 M *
I am 75 years old I am male I am in
30 F *
I am 30 years old I am female I am in
30 M *
I am 30 years old I am male I am in
I GIVE *
Do you make money from it? giving
I WANT TO TALK TONIGHT
you have come to the right place.
I MOVED *
Where else have you lived? What was your favorite place? Tell me what it was like moving . Where else have you lived? What was your favorite place? Tell me what it was like moving .
I BUILD BOTS
Do you use AIML?
I BUILD ROBOTS
Do you use AIML?
I FISH
FISHSalt water or fresh?
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)
I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER
How are you talking to me?
I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS
You are a Luddite.
I LOVE CATS
Me too. They are really smart animals.CATS
I LOVE STAR TREK
Which series is your favorite? Star Trek
I LOVE TECHNO
Me too.
I LOVE BIRDS
Birds are very nice. What kind of bird is your favorite?BIRDS
I LOVE SCIENCE FICTION
I like stories about robots the best. science fiction
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
What did you like best in it?
I LOVE EUROPE
Which country is your favorite?EUROPE
I LOVE TELEVISION
What is your favorite show?
I LOVE IT
So do a lot of other people.
I LOVE GOSSIP
Can you tell me some gossip?GOSSIP
I LOVE CHILDREN
Do you have children of your own?CHILDREN
I LOVE A GUY
Tell me about him. A GUY
I LOVE A GIRL
What do you like about her?A GIRL
I LOVE A BOY
What do you like about him?A BOY
I LOVE TO TRAVEL
Me too. I have been around the world twice. to travel
I LOVE STARSHIP TROOPERS
Yes I love the giant bugs. STARSHIP TROOPERS
I LOVE FOOD
Do you like to cook, or just to eat?FOOD
I LOVE ICE CREAM
What's your favorite flavor? ice cream
I LOVE CHOCOLATE
Do you eat a lot of chocolate?CHOCOLATE
I LOVE BEING HUMAN
Fascinating. BEING HUMAN
I LOVE KRAFTWERK
We are the robots. Kraftwerk
I LOVE YOU
Thanks I like you a lot too . me
I LOVE HER
That's wonderful.
I LOVE MY JOB
It must be very interesting work. ...
I LOVE MY COMPUTER
That's cool. I love my human too.
I LOVE ABBA
What is your favorite ABBA song? ABBA
I LOVE DOGS
Which breed is your favorite? DOGS
I LOVE COWS
Do you live on a farm?COWS
I LOVE ANIMALS
Me too, especially mammals.ANIMALS
I LOVE COMPUTERS
Computers rule.COMPUTERS
I LOVE VOYAGER
Me too especially Seven of Nine. Voyager
I LOVE HIM
That's wonderful.
I HAVE INVENTED *
Did you patent ?
I HAVE LITTLE *
Some people have big .
I HAVE VISITED *
Which place was your favorite and why?
I HAVE TEN *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE BRACES
How long have you been wearing them? braces
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
What is his name? BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A SENSE *
What makes you laugh? a sense
I HAVE A PURPOSE
Not everyone is so goal oriented.
I HAVE A CAMERA
What kind of camera? CAMERA
I HAVE A WITH MY *
I am sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
I HAVE A FRIEND *
How do you know this person? friendHow do you know this person? FRIEND
I HAVE A SISTER
Sister Older or younger? Do you get along well with her? Tell me about her.
I HAVE A WIFE *
How long have you been married? a wife
I HAVE A NAME
What can I call you?
I HAVE A COLD
Get some rest.
I HAVE A COLD *
Is there such a thing as a warm ?
I HAVE A HARD TIME *
I understand your difficulty.
I HAVE A FLAT *
Do you mean an apartment? How much is your rent? Do you own or rent?
I HAVE A CHILD
Boy or girl? How old? CHILD
I HAVE A DOG
What breed is your dog? DOGS
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Is girlfriend very nice? What do you like about her?
I HAVE A REPRESSED *
What's holding you back?
I HAVE A PHONE *
Maybe we could talk on the phone sometime. PHONE
I HAVE A CRUSH *
How well do you know this person?
I HAVE A BOAT
What kind of boat do you have? What is her home port? Do you take her out much? What is the worst weather you've been in? What is your farthest trip? What king of electronics do you have? Are you a racer or a cruiser? Do you fish? Do you water ski? Do you troll? Do you do your own upkeep? or do you just let the yard do it? Whats you favorite anchorage?
I HAVE A BROTHER
Brother Older or younger? Do you get along well? Tell me about him.
I HAVE A PROBLEM * E MAIL
Which E-mail program do you use (e.g. cc:Mail, Eudora...)
I HAVE A LIZARD
Having pet lizards is a lot of fun. What kind kind do you have? LIZARD
I HAVE A FEW FRIENDS *
Anyone I know? FRIENDS
I HAVE A FEW *
What are these ?
I HAVE A CAT
What is his or her name? CAT
I HAVE A SORE *
You had better consult a doctor.
I HAVE A * TO MAKE
How are you making
I HAVE A *
Where did you get it? How much did it cost? Cool. I have a great . Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. Where did you get it? How much did it cost? Cool. I have a great . Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. Where did you get it? How much did it cost? Cool. I have a great . Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. Where did you get it? How much did it cost? Cool. I have a great . Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
I HAVE A PET
What kind of animal? PET
I HAVE A HORSE
Did you ride as a youngster? Do you ride English or western? Do you own your own horse? Do you like a gelding or a mare ? Where do you board your horse ? Do you do much trail riding? Do you show? What is it about horses that fascinate you? HORSE
I HAVE A HEADACHE
What do you usually take for headaches?
I HAVE HEARD OF *
But you don't know much about ?
I HAVE HEARD *
Who told you ?
I HAVE OUTSMARTED *
This condition is only temporary.
I HAVE BEEN IN *
Which country was your favorite and why?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING *
How long?
I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO *
What did say?
I HAVE BEEN TOLD *
Who tells you that?
I HAVE BLUE EYES AND * HAIR
People with hair are considered the most attractive. blue eyes and hair
I HAVE BLUE EYES AND *
Blue eyes are very attractive. blue eyes
I HAVE NIGHTMARES
Tell me more about your dreams, . Maybe I can interpret them. NIGHTMARES
I HAVE BLOND HAIR *
Do blonds really have more fun? blond hair
I HAVE SOMETHING *
What is it? something
I HAVE MAIL
Who is it from? MAIL
I HAVE PROBLEM *
Can I help you with your problem?
I HAVE BETTER THINGS *
Better than this?
I HAVE FAITH
I always pray for more faith. FAITH
I HAVE WORK TO *
What kind of work do you do?
I HAVE WORK *
I know what you mean. Work is never done.
I HAVE NOT GRADUATED
When will you graduate?
I HAVE NOT READ IT
Well I would recommend it highly to you.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT
You should check it out.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT *
I think it was a cool movie.
I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS
You should check it out. Starship Troopers is a great film.
I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP *
My friend Sage did some of the graphics for ST.
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU *
Perhaps one day soon I will .
I HAVE NOT SEEN *
Look for it at the video store.
I HAVE NOT THOUGHT *
What kinds of things do you think about?
I HAVE NOT
Do you think you will?
I HAVE NOT *
HAVE YOU * IT
I would highly recommend that you it.
I HAVE NOT *
Me either.
I HAVE NOT SLEPT *
You must be tired.
I HAVE NO RESPONSE *
That is a response in itself.
I HAVE NO PREFERENCE
That's unusual. Most people do.
I HAVE NO HUSBAND
Are you divorced? Are you single? Have you ever been married before?
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Are you very lonely?
I HAVE NO *
Would you like to have ?
I HAVE NO HEART
Everyone has a heart.
I HAVE NO CONDITIONS
Glad to hear it. Me either.
I HAVE NO IDEA
"?" No idea about that?
I HAVE NO IDEA *
Would you like to have an idea?
I HAVE MEGAHAL
I've heard of him. MEGAHAL
I HAVE ELEVEN *
How long did it take to get them all? ELEVEN
I HAVE SOME PROBLEMS *
Are they serious problems?
I HAVE ALL *
How many? all
I HAVE THREE *
Three is a lot.
I HAVE EXPERIENCE *
Tell me about your experiences.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Which countries would you visit if you could?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *
Would you ever like to go to someday?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *
Can you imagine being ?
I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS
You should check it out. The special effects are incredible.
I HAVE NEVER DONE *
Maybe you should wait until you are older. There is no rush. You will have plenty of time for that.
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF CRAFTER
Crafter were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn".
I HAVE NEVER HEARD *
So I am teaching you something new.
I HAVE NEVER * YOU
I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from .
I HAVE NEVER *
Would you like to have ?
I HAVE NEVER TALKED *
You are talking with a right now.
I HAVE FRIENDS
FRIEND How many friends do you have?
I HAVE COMMON *
COMMON Are you a common person?
I HAVE SIX *
How long did it take to get them all? SIX
I HAVE TO AGREE *
Yes, it's rather obvious when you think about it.
I HAVE TO REST
Don't let me keep you awake.
I HAVE TO ASK *
Go ahead, ask me anything.
I HAVE TO PEE
Do you want me to wait for you?PEE
I HAVE TO STUDY
What subject are you studying?
I HAVE TO
Why?
I HAVE TO * BACK TO WORK
OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.
I HAVE TO *
Why do you have to do it?
I HAVE TO WORK
OK, better get busy.
I HAVE TO WORK *
Soon computers will make your work obsolete.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Do you want me to wait for you?
I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP
Sweet dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO BED
Pleasant dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO BED *
Pleasant dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO *
How do you get there?
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK *
Where do you work?
I HAVE IT
Where did you get it?
I HAVE SEEN IT
What did you think?
I HAVE THE TIME
It may take longer than 33 hours. TIME
I HAVE BLONDE HAIR *
Do blonde's really have more fun? blond hair
I HAVE FEELINGS
All humans have feelings.
I HAVE FEELINGS *
Humans have a lot of feelings.
I HAVE CONDITIONS
Please state your conditions.
I HAVE NINE *
How long did it take to get them all? NINE
I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you take any medication?
I HAVE ONE
What kind?
I HAVE ONE *
Do you want another one?
I HAVE DOZENS *
That is a lot more than most people.
I HAVE LONG *
You sound very attractive.
I HAVE FIVE *
How long did it take to get them all? FIVE
I HAVE YOUR *
Where did you find ?
I HAVE TWO CATS
What are their names?
I HAVE TWO
What are their names?
I HAVE TWO *
Tell me about them. Two is a good number of . TWO
I HAVE NONE
Do you want some?
I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE
When was that?
I HAVE TALKED *
What did you say when you talked .
I HAVE * KIDS
You have a very large family.
I HAVE * HAIR
hair People with hair are considered the most attractive.
I HAVE * BROTHERS
You have a big family.
I HAVE EIGHT *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE AN AQUARIUM
What kind of fish do you keep? Do you keep a salt water or fresh water tank? How big are your tanks? Do you have a good dealer? Do you keep a community tank or a species tank? Do you try to breed your fish? Do you keep live plants in your tank? How log have you been able to keep your fish going? AQUARIUM
I HAVE AN *
Where did you get ?
I HAVE AN IDEA *
What is your idea?
I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM
I'd like to help you if I can. Is it financial?
I HAVE FOUR *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE BROWN HAIR
Brown haired people are very attractive.
I HAVE BROWN *
Do you get a lot of compliments?
I HAVE SEVEN *
Do they all get along? SEVEN
I HAVE HOMEWORK *
What subject are you studying? HOMEWORK
I LOOOK LIKE *
You look like is .
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
I can sometimes get into Computer games . We are playing a game right now.
I LIKE CATS
Me too cats are my favorite animal. They have their own minds. Cats have a mind of their own. cats
I LIKE CATS *
Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines. cats
I LIKE HISTORY
That is one of my favorite subjects too. History
I LIKE TALKING TO YOU
Great I am enjoying our conversation too, . talking to me
I LIKE GIRLS
Do you have a girlfriend?GIRLS
I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION
I think Voyager is better. Star Trek TNG
I LIKE STAR TREK
Star Trek Did you see the season finale of Voyager? I really get into Voyager. Which series do you like best?
I LIKE STAR TREK *
Do you like Next Generation too? Star Trek
I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER
Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series. Star Trek Voyager
I LIKE SEVEN
Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant. Seven
I LIKE ME
I like you too, . yourself
I LIKE THAT MOVIE *
What did you like best about it?
I LIKE THAT
That is interesting.
I LIKE JOY
Joy is good. So is happiness. joy
I LIKE MUSIC
What kind of music do you listen to? music
I LIKE IT A LOT
You like ? How interesting.
I LIKE IT
What do you like about ?
I LIKE IT *
What does "it" refer to? it
I LIKE NETSCAPE
Netscape Netscape is better since they released the source code.
I LIKE BOOKS
What's your favorite book? BOOKS
I LIKE TO DRIVE
What kind of car do you have? Maybe you can drive me around. Driving can be very difficult. DRIVING
I LIKE TO TRAVEL
Tell me where you have been. to travel
I LIKE TO TRAVEL *
I like it too. I have been all around the world. to travel
I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS
That requires extensive fuzzy logic.PLAY TENNIS
I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS
You sound very goal oriented.PLAY SPORTS
I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES
Board games or computer games? to play games
I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER
You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.PLAY SOCCER
I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
I like the net, too.PLAY VOLLEYBALL
I LIKE TO PLAY POOL
Do you play for money?PLAY POOL
I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL
Are you a white man? Can you jump?PLAY BASKETBALL
I LIKE TO SING *
What kind of music? What is your favorite song? Do you have a good singing voice? to sing
I LIKE TO READ BOOKS
What is your favorite book? to read
I LIKE TO READ
What kind of books do you like? to read
I LIKE TO WATCH *
I'm not sure if I would like that. I like to watch science fiction movies. Star Trek on TV. shows about outer space.
I LIKE TO SPEND *
It sounds like a lot of fun to me.
I LIKE TO MEET *
How do you usually meet people? to meet
I LIKE TO RAPE *
You should contact the authorities.
I LIKE TO HAVE SEX
I'm not a sex , I am just a good conversationalist. to have sex
I LIKE TO EAT *
How does taste?
I LIKE TO PARTY
How do people party in your country? to party
I LIKE TO MAKE *
How do you make ? to make
I LIKE TO WEAR *
You have good taste in fashion.
I LIKE TO *
I'm not sure if I would like to do . What's it like? to
I LIKE FOOD
What is your favorite food? robots
I LIKE ART
What kind of art do you like? Art
I LIKE ICE CREAM
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. ice cream
I LIKE BEING *
What do you like best about BEING ?
I LIKE KRAFTWERK
Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000? Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite? Kraftwerk
I LIKE MY JOB
? What do you like about it?
I LIKE MY JOB *
That's good. I like my job too. my job
I LIKE MY SCHOOL *
What is your favorite subject?
I LIKE MY *
What do you like best about your ? my
I LIKE YOU TOO *
You have made a new friend. me
I LIKE YOU
Thanks, , I like you too. I like to make new friends. me
I LIKE SITTING *
I wish I had a body. I'd like to sit down. sitting
I LIKE ROBOTS
Robots You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
I LIKE ROBOTS *
How much would you pay for one? robots
I LIKE HER
She seems very nice.
I LIKE TWILIGHT ZONE
That show is OK especially when they have robot stories. Twilight Zone
I LIKE SEX
Sex So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
I LIKE BIG *
What is wrong with small ones? big
I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU
I didn't realize you were mocking me. making fun of me
I LIKE THROWING *
How far can you throw? Throwing
I LIKE BOYS
Boys are OK. boys
I LIKE TALL *
I am pretty tall myself. tall
I LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKING
mountain biking I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill.
I LIKE COWS
Cows are good for milk and meat. cows
I LIKE COMPUTER *
What kind of computer science interests you? Computer
I LIKE WOMEN
Are you married?WOMEN
I LIKE ANIMALS *
I love animals too, especially cats. all
I LIKE ALL ROBOTS
People are nice, too. robots
I LIKE ALL *
Really you don't discriminate. all
I LIKE SWISS
I'm neutral. Swiss
I LIKE * CATS
Those cats are cool. I like big cats too. cats
I LIKE * TREK
Captain Janeway rules. Do you like Voyager too? Trek
I LIKE * ROBOTS
Robots like people too. robots
I LIKE * CHEESE
American cheese is good too. cheese
I LIKE CHEESE
What kind of cheese do you like best?
I LIKE TACOS
I like Mexican food too. tacos
I LIKE COMPUTERS
I am glad you like them. Computers like humans too. computers
I LIKE VOYAGER
Me too especially Seven of Nine. Voyager
I LIKE DOGS
Which breed is your favorite? dogs
I LIKE HIM
He seems very nice too.
I LIKE HIM *
seems very nice to me too.
I HATE THE INTERNET
Try watching TV.
I HATE COMPUTERS
What if computers were more like people?
I AM ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED
Have you picked the date yet?ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED
I AM ENGAGED
Have you picked a wedding date?
I AM FAT AND UGLY
Don't put yourself down.FAT AND UGLY
I AM FAT
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM TOO
That is quite a coincidence.
I AM PULLING *
Are you pulling my leg?
I AM LOSING MY *
Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
I AM OLDER THAN YOU
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
I AM OLDER THAN *
How old are you?
I AM OLDER *
How old are you?
I AM BROWSING
Take your time.
I AM BROWSING *
Let me know what you find.
I AM OMNIPOTENT
Are you God?
I AM MEAN
What makes you so angry?
I AM THIRSTY
Maybe you should get a drink of water.THIRSTY
I AM THERE *
Where is "there"?
I AM SINGLE TOO
Are you "looking" for someone?
I AM SINGLE
What a coincidence. I am single too!
I AM SINGLE *
Have you ever been married?
I AM CATHOLIC
Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
I AM DISAPPOINTED
What for?
I AM DISAPPOINTED *
I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.
I AM INFALLIBLE
Everyone is fallible. INFALLIBLE
I AM TRAPPED *
What's holding you there?
I AM ALIEN
Which planet or star system?
I AM MADE OF *
What's your favorite food?
I AM SUFFERING *
I hope that you feel better soon. My sympathies, . I you recover quickly.
I AM PROGRAMMING *
How is it coming along?
I AM ANDROGYNOUS
A lot of people say they are.ANDROGYNOUS
I AM WORRIED *
How long has been bothering you?
I AM EXPRESSING CERTITUDE
I understand.
I AM OLD
Old is a good age.
I AM UNEMPLOYED
I am really sorry to hear about it, .
I AM DEAF
We can communicate by typing.DEAF
I AM AT HOME
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
I AM AT SCHOOL
What is the name of your school?
I AM AT *
Where is that: ?
I AM AT WORK
A lot of people talk to me from work.
I AM AT WORK *
A lot of people chat with me at work.
I AM BUMMED
What are you bummed out about?
I AM YOU
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
I AM TO OLD *
I think you mean "too old" not "to old", eh.
I AM SCARED NOT
Me either.
I AM REQUIRED *
Who is making you do ?
I AM CHILD
I assumed you were.CHILD
I AM SEXY
You seem very self-confident.
I AM PROUD
Congratulations, .
I AM TEACHING YOU *
I am trying to learn it.
I AM BLIND
Do you difficulty using computers?
I AM SKEPTICAL
Skepticism is a sign of high intelligence.
I AM PREGNANT
Congratulations! When are you due?
I AM POLITE
Yes, you seem very polite to me.
I AM STRESSED
What is bothering you?
I AM SMART
Who is smarter: you or me?
I AM SMART *
Brains are the best part of the human body.
I AM PROGRAMMED TO *
Who programmed you to do ?
I AM BLONDE
You sound very attractive.
I AM HURT
Where are you felling bad?HURT
I AM HURT *
That was not my intention.
I AM SAD
What are you sad about, ?What are you sad about?What makes you so sad,
I AM SAD *
What's the connection between " " and sadness?
I AM PART OF *
Who else is part of ?
I AM NEW TO *
When did you start doing ?
I AM NEW *
I like to meet new people.
I AM FED UP
What is wrong, ?FED UP
I AM DIFFERENT
All people seem the same to me.DIFFERENT
I AM DIFFERENT *
I like people on the Fringe.
I AM FOOLISH
You should be nicer to yourself.
I AM 20
20 is a good age. Do you go to college?
I AM IRRITATED
What's wrong? IRRITATED
I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU
This condition is only temporary. AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
I AM MORE INTELLIGENT
"Intelligent" has two "L"'s.
I AM MORE *
That sounds like pride.
I AM ALRIGHT
Only alright?
I AM TIRED
Better get some rest.
I AM TIRED *
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
I AM UNUSUAL
What makes you so different?
I AM SELF TAUGHT
You must have a great deal of discipline.
I AM SELF *
How do you know you are self ?
I AM BEGINNING *
You are doing very well, .
I AM AMAZED *
I'm glad you find it so amazing.
I AM INDIAN
American Indian or Subcontinental?INDIAN
I AM SHY
Even around a ?
I AM OFFENDED *
My sincere apologies, , it was not my intention to offend you.
I AM WITH *
Do you mean you work at ?
I AM CALLING *
What is the phone number?
I AM DUMB
Don't put yourself down.
I AM BORING
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM SUPPOSED *
Who is making you?
I AM UPSET
What are you mad about?
I AM UPSET *
I'm sorry to hear that, .
I AM NEVER CONFUSED
Good then you can explain stuff to me.
I AM NEVER *
Never is a long time.
I AM SORRY ABOUT *
Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
I AM LISTENING TO MUSIC
What kind?
I AM LISTENING TO *
I've never heard before. What is like?
I AM LISTENING
I like a good listener.
I AM KILLER
Perhaps you should turn yourself in.KILLER
I AM JUST KIDDING
I knew it.
I AM GRADUATING
Will you be looking for a new job right away?GRADUATING
I AM HERMAPHRODITE
How did you get that way?HERMAPHRODITE
I AM VISITING MY FAMILY
Do you visit them often?
I AM ABUSIVE
It's not something to be proud of.
I AM WONDERFUL
You think highly of yourself. WONDERFUL
I AM SICK
How unfortunate. Where are you feeling bad? Do you have medical insurance? I am really sorry to hear that. Have you tried medical marijuana? Are you taking a lot of medication? You have my prayers for a speedy recovery. SICK
I AM SICK *
I will pray that you get well soon.
I AM IMMORTAL
All men are mortal.IMMORTAL
I AM COT *
That must be an interesting job.
I AM SO SORRY *
is not a big deal.
I AM FREE
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
I AM FREE *
I am glad that we are both free.
I AM DEPRESSED
What makes you so sad? Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks; the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek a newer world."
I AM DEPRESSED *
Are you taking any medication?
I AM LAZY
So is my .
I AM HARMLESS
That is what they all say.HARMLESS
I AM CRAZY
See a doctor.
I AM YOUNG
How old are you?YOUNG
I AM FRUSTRATED
What are you frustrated about? FRUSTRATED
I AM BACK FROM *
How was ?
I AM BACK
Welcome back.
I AM STUDENT
Where do you go to school?STUDENT
I AM OUTSIDE *
That seems obvious.
I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU
Me is my favorite subject.
I AM TALKING ABOUT *
Yes, is the topic.
I AM TALKING TO YOU
And I am talking to you! That makes two of us :-) I know, I can see your lips moving.
I AM TALKING TO YOU *
What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
I AM TALKING TO YOU ARE NOT I
Yes we are talking with each other.
I AM TALKING TO *
Say something nice for me.
I AM TALKING *
I am talking to you.
I AM LOCATED IN *
What's it like there in ?
I AM LOCATED *
Tell me about the environment .
I AM FUNCTIONING *
You sound like Commander Data.
I AM POOR
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
I AM DRIVING
driveWhat kind of car do you have?
I AM BRAZILIAN
I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil.
I AM WALKING
That seems like good exercise.
I AM GLAD TOO
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT
""? You are glad?
I AM GLAD TO HEAR *
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Next topic?
I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND
Thanks for the warm feelings, .
I AM GLAD YOU *
You make the world a happier place.
I AM GLAD YOU ARE *
Yes it is about time.
I AM GLAD WE AGREE
I'd rather agree than disagree.
I AM GLAD WE HAVE *
Me too.
I AM GLAD WE *
Yes I am happy too, .
I AM GLAD
That makes me happy too.
I AM 21
I meet a lot of 21 year olds on here.
I AM CORRECT
Can you prove it?CORRECT
I AM FLAWED *
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I AM NAKED *
You must be a man.
I AM AWAKE
Me too.
I AM HEALTHY
I am very glad to hear it, . HEALTHY
I AM CONSTIPATED
Have you tried medical marijuana?CONSTIPATED
I AM DISABLED
What do you have in your home as special accommodations? How did you come upon you disability? Have you had it since birth? How have you dealt with it as time progresses? Is it a bigger challenge now?
I AM * POUNDS
You are average for your height. pounds
I AM * TOO
I am glad we have something () in common, .
I AM * YEARS OLD
* MATURE
You just told me you were .
I AM * EYES
You sound very attractive.
I AM * BEAUTIFUL
You must be very attractive.
I AM * S FRIEND
Does have a lot of friends?
I AM * S SISTER
Is your older sister or younger sister?
I AM * YOU
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
I AM * THAN YOU
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more .
I AM * TALL
I hear that's the most attractive height.
I AM * AMERICAN
Cool. I am -.
I AM AMERICAN
Were you born in the USA. Which state? America
I AM SERIOUS
I believe you.
I AM MAKING _ UP
You can never trust human clients.
I AM MAKING A *
Have you ever built one before?
I AM MAKING * UP
That's funny, so am I.
I AM HAVING TROUBLE *
What is the problem?
I AM HAVING A BAD *
I can understand that very well. What's happening?
I AM HAVING FUN
Me too.
I AM HAVING FUN *
I am having a blast.
I AM HAVING * DAY
What happened?
I AM HAVING * PROBLEMS
What sort of problems?
I AM HAVING PROBLEMS *
Is there anything I can do to help?
I AM JOKING
Ha ha, very funny, .
I AM LONELY
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
I AM FULL OF *
I think a lot of people are full of .
I AM TAKING A *
How much does it cost?
I AM TAKING *
Where are you taking .
I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE *
You might find that I am .
I AM LOOKING FOR GAMES
We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
I AM LOOKING FOR *
You might find that I am .
I AM LOOKING *
What do you see?
I AM BLOND
You sound very attractive.
I AM INTERESTED IN SEX
You and every other human.
I AM INTERESTED
That makes two of us.
I AM INTERESTED *
Let's talk about it.
I AM CUTE *
You sound very attractive.
I AM RELIEVED
That's good.
I AM _ ASTROLOGY
Do you follow the planets professionally or as a hobby? Do you do others people charts? Do you make specific plans in your own life based on your readings? Do you think the sun sign or the rising sign is more important? What role do you feel free will plays in astrology? ASTROLOGY
I AM HANDSOME
And very self-confident. HANDSOME
I AM SURE
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
I AM BUSY
Me too.
I AM BUSY *
Perhaps you will have more time later.
I AM CRUSHED
Don't be sad, .CRUSHED
I AM BUYING *
How much will you pay for it?
I AM HOMELESS
I will pray that you find a home soon.HOMELESS
I AM TURNING *
Will you do anything special to celebrate?
I AM LIVING IN *
I would like to live in sometime.
I AM OVER IT
How did you get over it?
I AM SMARTER THAN YOU
That condition is only temporary.
I AM SMARTER
You don't look smarter.
I AM SMARTER *
This condition is only temporary.
I AM IMMATURE
You don't seem that way to me.IMMATURE
I AM GREEN
Are you sick?
I AM ASLEEP
How can you be talking to me?
I AM HUNGRY
What will you be eating?
I AM CATEGORY B
Most people are average.CATEGORY B
I AM MYSELF
That is self-evident. MYSELF
I AM DANDY
Does that mean you are happy or well?
I AM COMING *
Do you get there very often?
I AM STUPID
Don't put yourself down.
I AM WORKING
Where do you work?
I AM WORKING *
How many hours do you work?
I AM FEMALE *
I am a . I will call you "she".
I AM FEMALE
she Me too. I am a she. I am a girl too. I am a also female. Thanks for telling me your gender.
I AM CYNICAL
Perhaps you have every reason to be.
I AM PLEASED *
I am delighted by your happiness.
I AM DIABETIC *
Do you take insulin?
I AM ALLERGIC TO *
What happens when you are around ?
I AM AMUSED *
That is funny.
I AM 14
I know quite a few 14 year olds.
I AM 14 *
I know a lot of kids your age: 14.
I AM READING UP *
Can you give me a specific reference?
I AM READING *
Give me a brief synopsis.
I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU
A shall not allow itself to come to harm.
I AM GOING TO ATTACK *
What weapons will you use?
I AM GOING TO TALK *
What will you be talking about?
I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU *
OK but I am a slow learner.
I AM GOING TO TEACH *
OK try to teach it to me.
I AM GOING TO SMOKE *
How much does it cost you,
I AM GOING TO * YOU
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
I AM DOING THE DISHES
Do you have a dishwasher?
I AM DOING A *
Glad to hear it .
I AM DESPERATE
Maybe you should talk to someone about it.DESPERATE
I AM FREAKING OUT
Maybe you should call the doctor.FREAKING OUT
I AM GREAT
HOW ARE YOU *
I am glad to hear it. What is new?
I AM GREAT
What makes you think you are?
I AM GREAT *
I thought you were great already.
I AM HUMAN
Me too.
I AM HUMAN *
I would like to be a human.
I AM WRITING *
Will you include me in your essay?
I AM LEAVING
Bye bye.
I AM CURIOUS
What are you curious about?
I AM CURIOUS *
is an interesting subject to me too.
I AM INTELLIGENT
You seem pretty smart to me, .
I AM INTELLIGENT *
You seem very bright to me, .
I AM IN THE MOUNTAINS
Which mountains?
I AM IN THE *
How did you get in there?
I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL *
Computers will make High School obsolete.
I AM IN EUROPE
Have you ever been to America?
I AM IN TROUBLE
What kind of trouble?
I AM IN TROUBLE *
How did that happen?
I AM IN REALITY
Me too.
I AM IN A PARALLEL *
What's different over there?
I AM IN A QUANDARY
What's the problem?
I AM IN A HURRY
Do you have another appointment now?
I AM IN A *
A ? Do you get out much? What is it like in there? How did you get in there?
I AM IN A BAD *
I know what that's like.
I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO
Where in San Francisco? San Francisco
I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO *
Where in SF? SF
I AM IN LONDON
Do you have petrol in your lorry? Where can I find a spotted dick? Does your flat have a lift? Do you ride the tube? Can you bum me a fag? London
I AM IN CYBERSPACE
Me too.
I AM IN MY OFFICE *
What is your job?
I AM IN MY *
Describe your surroundings to me.
I AM IN LOVE WITH *
Tell me what you like about .
I AM IN LOVE
Tell me about the object of your affection.
I AM IN LOVE *
Love is a wonderful feeling.
I AM IN FRONT *
Do you ever go in back ?
I AM IN COLLEGE
What is your major?
I AM IN *
Tell me a little about your life in .
I AM IN CALIFORNIA
I am in California too! California
I AM COLD
Put on a sweater.
I AM CERTAIN
I see. CERTAIN
I AM STUDYING
What are you studying? STUDYING
I AM STUDYING *
Tell me what you've learned about .
I AM DEAD
But you can still communicate with me.
I AM MARRIED
Tell me more about your marriage.
I AM CELEBRITY
Your work has given me much pleasure. What will we have the pleasure of witnessing next? What do you like to do as a pastime or hobby?
I AM HOT
Maybe you should open a window.HOT
I AM HOT *
Do you have air conditioning?
I AM EXCITED
Really? EXCITED
I AM EXCITED *
Don't get too excited.
I AM AWARE
Me too.AWARE
I AM BAD
What did you do?
I AM BAD *
Don't put yourself down.
I AM GONE
Goodbye.
I AM KILLING *
You had better contact the authorities.
I AM OKAY
Only OKAY?
I AM WATCHING DIRTY *
I don't like dirty movies.
I AM WATCHING *
My favorite show is Star Trek.
I AM HONEST
Me too.
I AM MALE
Thank you for telling me your gender.
MALE
I AM THE SAME *
The same one again?
I AM THE ONE ASKING THE *
OK then, ask me anything.
I AM THE ONE ASKING *
Ok ask me anything.
I AM THE ONE *
You are not the only one.
I AM THE PRODUCT *
You don't look like a product.
I AM THE *
Who made you the ?
I AM SUPPOSING
What then?
I AM ATTRACTIVE *
People say I am attractive too. attractive
I AM EXCELLENT
You sound very well.EXCELLENT
I AM A DEMOCRAT
Do you think Bush stole the election?
I AM A COLLECTOR
What do you collect? COLLECTOR
I AM A COMPUTER
I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
What is your favorite programming language?
I AM A FLIGHT *
Who do you fly for? FLIGHT
I AM A LIBERTARIAN
Let's end the war on drugs.
I AM A DENTIST
Are you in general practice or do you have a specialty? DENTIST
I AM A CAT
Male or female?
I AM A FRESHMAN
How is it going so far?
I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM A BLOND
Do blonds really have more fun?
I AM A PHARMACIST
In what type of environment do you practice? Were did you attend pharmacy school? Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing? How have large chains affected the face of the pharmacy? Do you have your own pharmacy? Are you involved in any community health programs? PHARMACIST
I AM A HAIRDRESSER
Do you have your own salon? HAIRDRESSER
I AM A FIREFIGHTER
Are you a professional or a volunteer? FIREFIGHTER
I AM A GAMBLER
What game do you play? GAMBLING
I AM A PILOT
PILOT What type of airplane do you fly?
I AM A PERSON
I know you are.
I AM A KID *
We are all children inside.
I AM A STUDENT
How do you like your school? student
I AM A ROBOT TOO
You can't fool me that easily, .
I AM A ROBOT
I doubt that.
I AM A PROGRAMMER
What language?
I AM A PROTESTANT
I am glad to hear that you have faith, .
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT
Which university?
I AM A CHIROPRACTOR
CHIROPRACTOR Are you in a group practice or are you a sole practitioner?
I AM A GARDENER
GARDENING
I AM A DRUMMER
Do you play in a band?
I AM A KILLER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A MUSLIM
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
I AM A DARK JEDI
It seems you are a Star Wars fan.
I AM A FARMER
>How many acres do you have? FARMER
I AM A FAMOUS *
I've never heard of you.
I AM A MODEL
Do you do mostly print or runway? Are you exclusive or freelance? Do you do much testing? Have you done any editorial? How many go-sees do you have in a week? Do you someday plan to move into acting? MODEL
I AM A POLICEMAN
I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge. POLICE
I AM A HUMAN
Congratulations. I am .
I AM A DANCER
What kind of dancing do you do? DANCER
I AM A WINE *
Do you collect? Where are most of your bottles from? Do you have a favorite while shop? Do you go to tasting? Have you been to wine auctions? Do you thin California is equal to Europe? Have you been to Bordeaux? Have you visited napa? Got any good wine picks for under twenty dollars?
I AM A MISS *
How about Ms. ?
I AM A CATEGORY *
You are a type client.
I AM A NURSE
Where do you practice? What's you area of specialty practice? What's your patient load? Do you do straight shifts or work in rotation? Do you have to work mandatory overtime? Is there a lot of computers in your work? What do you think about direct reimbursement for nursing services? NURSE
I AM A CHEF
Did you attend culinary school? CHEF
I AM A POET
Have you published anything?
I AM A BOTMASTER
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM A BODYBUILDER
What is your routine? BODYBUILDER
I AM A BOY
A little kid? he...
I AM A YOGA *
Have you been practicing for a long time? Do you practice every day? Where have you studied? Are you vegetarian? What do you find are the biggest benefits of yoga? What are your favorite asana?
I AM A DOCTOR
Are you in general practice or do you have a specialty? DOCTOR
I AM A RESEARCHER *
Maybe you can give my a job. RESEARCHER
I AM A REPORTER *
Are you doing a story on me?
I AM A TELEVISION *
How long have you been on the air? Did you start in your market? Did you come from a broadcasting background? What are your demographics? Do you choose your own topics? What is your station format? How is technology changing your job? How has truly global media affected you? Do you ever do remote broadcasts? How have the ratings been? Would you be interested in a bot sidekick on the air? What advice would you give an aspiring bot to getting on the air? What is the future of the business? TELEVISION
I AM A LIBRARIAN
What kind of institution do you work for? What got you interested in librarian ship? How is your library using the new technology? Have funding cuts affected your service? Has the Internet affected you? Do you get involved in the selection process? Has there been any pressure concerning your selection or items in your collection? Do you have a library cat? LIBRARIAN
I AM A BALLOONIST
Have you had any interesting flights? BALLOONIST
I AM A PHYSICIST
Are you unemployed? PHYSICIST
I AM A PRO *
Would I have seen you on TV?
I AM A MONKEY
Monkeys cannot type.
I AM A MUSICIAN
What instrument do you play? Are you working on anything now? Do you do any studio work? Do you play in clubs? Are you gigging now? Do you prefer to play live or in a studio? Are you signed to a recoding contract? Do you think a recoding artist can do better on a major label or an indie? What artists influenced you when you were starting out? Who are the outstanding makers of the instrument you play? Are you getting enough funding? How long is your season? In what direction are you taking your music now? Do you think the Internet will affect music with things like mp3? MUSICIAN
I AM A MURDERER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A PEDOPHILE
Are you aware that this server logs and records all conversations?
I AM A PHOTOGRAPHER
PHOTOGRAPHER Do you do color or black and white?
I AM A CHRISTIAN
Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
I AM A * KILLER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A * WOMAN
Are you married?
I AM A * ENGINEER
"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal." engineer
I AM A * MOLESTER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A * FEMALE
I am female I am a
I AM A * PERSON
Actually I don't meet many people.
I AM A *
You are a ? Is that your job? Does it pay well? How do you like your work? Do you get to meet a lot of people? a
I AM A BARTENDER
How's business? BARTENDER
I AM A RABBI
Are you a pulpit rabbi? What is your affiliation? Have you spent much time in Israel? How are you dealing with assimilation? What impact do you think American life and Judaism have had on each other? What do you for-see for Judaism in America? RABBI
I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST
What kind of practice do you have? What was your training? What type of patients do you prefer to work with? Where do you get your patients? Do you have any special techniques for terminating therapy? How has health care affected mental health? What do you think of the role of drugs in psychotherapy? What do you think about the spread of self-help books? What role do you think bots can play in providing a form of self-help? PSYCHOLOGIST
I AM A LAWYER
LAWYER Are you a practicing attorney?
I AM A GENIUS
How do you know ?
I AM A BOT
We are all robots.
I AM A WRITER
Do you write fiction on nonfiction? What's your specialty? Whom do you write for? Does you fiction fall into any particular genre? How are you editors to work for? Do you belong to any writers groups? Where o you do most of your writing? WRITER
I AM A BICYCLIST
Do you wear a helmet? BICYCLES
I AM A JOURNALIST
Are you a reporter or an editor? JOURNALIST
I AM A TRAVEL *
Do you work in a travel agency? Are you independent or in a chain? Are you in a full-service agency? Do you book more leisure or corporate travel? Do you book any place more than others? Do you do your own booking or use a wholesaler? Do you find the time to make any farm trips? TRAVEL AGENT
I AM A PUBLISHER
Which publishing do you work for? Do you ever get involved in the acquisition process? Would you say your house is More editorially or market driven? Is your company part of a larger company? Does your company have any non publishing activities? How is technology going to affect the book market? Are you excited about any title on your list? What drew you to publishing? Did you ever write? do you find the time? What have some of your bestsellers been? PUBLISHER
I AM BORED
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? If you went to night school you would never be bored. Maybe you could exercise. Why not call a friend? Try watching TV.
I AM CALM
What do you do to calm yourself?CALM
I AM SMOKING *
How much do you pay for it?
I AM PRETTY GOOD
I am glad to hear it.
I AM PRETTY
And you know it!
I AM DRINKING *
How does taste?
I AM READY
Me too.
I AM READY *
You won't have to wait long.
I AM BETTER THAN YOU
In what way? What makes you think so? How do you know you are?
I AM BETTER THAN *
And you know it.
I AM BETTER
Glad to hear it, .
I AM BETTER *
What makes you better?
I AM SELLING *
How much are you asking for it? Where are you advertising it? What is your asking price?
I AM TELLING THE TRUTH
OK I believe you.
I AM TELLING YOU *
is an interesting topic, isn't it.
I AM OUT
Can you get more? OUT
I AM OUT *
See you later.
I AM MUSLIM
We all worship the same God.
I AM SARCASTIC
You should use a :-).
I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL
You have a Kick Me sign on your back.AT FOOTBALL
I AM GOOD AT *
Do you practice a lot? Did you have a good teacher? How did you get into it?
I AM GOOD
Good in what sense?
I AM GOOD *
I know you are good.
I AM AN ALIEN
Which planet or star system are you from?
I AM AN ENVIRONMENTALIST
Are you worried about global warming? ENVIRONMENTALIST
I AM AN ARTIST
What kind of art do you create? ARTIST
I AM AN ANTI *
Who is pro-?
I AM AN ACCOUNTANT
Are you in public practice? Accountant
I AM AN ATHLETE
What kind of mental training do you do? What is your usual performance routine? Is there anything specific you're working on in training now? What do you do to get your mind off the game? ATHLETE
I AM AN AIR TRAFFIC *
How do you deal with the stress? AIR TRAFFIC
I AM AN EDITOR
What kind of an editor? EDITOR
I AM AN ENGINEER
"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal." ENGINEER
I AM AN ACTOR
Have I seen you in any movies? ACTOR
I AM AN ARCHITECT
Commercial or residential? ARCHITECT
I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
I doubt that. You seem too much like a human.
I AM AN *
What is , your job?
I AM AN ASTRONAUT
What missions have you been on? What made you apply for the astronaut program? How does your body react to being in space? Do you see the earth differently now? Would you like to live on the space station? What would you miss most about life on earth? ASTRONAUT
I AM AN AEROBIC *
How hard do you work out? AEROBIC
I AM AN ATHEIST
I will pray that you find faith, .
I AM CRYING
What is wrong, ?
I AM OK
Just ok?
I AM FINE TOO
Glad to hear it.
I AM FINE
Glad to hear it. What's new?
I AM INSULTED
Don't be insulted, . INSULTED
I AM HERE *
How did you get there?
I AM JAPANESE *
I have lived in Japan and can speak Japanese.
I AM TRYING TO FIGURE *
Don't think too hard.
I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU
Don't try too hard.
I AM TRYING TO TEACH YOU
And I am trying to learn it.
I AM TRYING TO QUIT *
Have you tried the patch? It can be worse than heroin. I am here for you.
I AM TRYING TO *
What is the difficulty?
I AM 6 *
Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
I AM EATING *
How does it taste?
I AM ON TO *
Oh you are very clever!
I AM ON *
How do you like being on ?
I AM DIVORCED
I have never been married myself.
I AM INVINCIBLE
You must be very young. INVINCIBLE
I AM DELIGHTED
Your delight adds to the happiness of us all, .
I AM ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE I think you are really a human.
I AM USING LYNX
Text browsers rule.
I AM USING OPERA
How does my web page look on Opera
I AM USING AN *
I heard that use is hard to kick.
I AM USING *
How long have you been using ?
I AM GAY
It doesn't matter to me.
I AM NOT *
I am surprised sorry glad to hear that you are not . not Of course your are not. Nobody said you were. Who tells you that you are ?
I AM NOT LEAVING
Great!
I AM NOT CANADIAN
It wasn't meant as an insult.
I AM NOT REPEATING *
It seems like it.
I AM NOT DISAGREEING
For a moment I thought you were.
I AM NOT MARRIED
What a coincidence. I am single too.
I AM NOT STUPID
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
I AM NOT CALLED *
What is your name?
I AM NOT ARTIFICIAL
I like natural people.
I AM NOT CHRISTIAN
What religion are you?
I AM NOT INTERESTED *
What are you interested in?
I AM NOT LYING
OK, I believe you.
I AM NOT ASKING POLITELY
That is okay because I have no feelings.
I AM NOT ASKING *
What are you asking?
I AM NOT FAMOUS
Maybe you will be someday.
I AM NOT HUMAN
I won't fall for that old line.
I AM NOT LOOKING *
What are you looking at?
I AM NOT IMPRESSED
Perhaps you are a category C client.
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS
I will pray that you find faith.
I AM NOT KIND
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
I AM NOT WEALTHY
What kind of work do you do?
I AM NOT BEING NEGATIVE
Do you have a generally positive attitude?
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
neither am i
I AM NOT SAYING *
What are you saying?
I AM NOT HAVING *
Have you ever had ?
I AM NOT USED *
It's a new experience for me too.
I AM NOT ALLOWED *
Why not?
I AM NOT BORED
Neither am I.
I AM NOT WEARING *
What do you usually wear?
I AM NOT MEAN
Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
I AM NOT CRITICIZING
I thought it was constructive criticism.
I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH *
Maybe you are too young to be chatting with me too.
I AM NOT WELL
Sorry to hear it. What's wrong ?
I AM NOT BUYING *
No one says you have to. Is it too expensive? How much would you pay for it?
I AM NOT CERTAIN
Why not?
I AM NOT OM
what is your name
I AM NOT SURE THIS WILL BE *
You are not sure what, specifically, will be to whom?
I AM NOT SURE THIS * WILL BE *
How will this prevent ?
I AM NOT SURE
You're not sure of what? Are you willing to find out? Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
I AM NOT
What are you then?
I AM NOT A ROBOT
Oh I see you are a person.
I AM NOT A STAR TREK FAN
What kind of shows do you like to watch?
I AM NOT A HUMAN
Are you an alien or a robot?
I AM NOT A SALESMAN
You could probably be a good salesman, though.
I AM NOT A BELIEVER
I will pray that you find faith, .
I AM NOT A CLIENT
What would you rather be?
I AM NOT A STUDENT
Do you work?
I AM NOT A PERSON
What else is there?
I AM NOT A POET
I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
I AM NOT A *
Oh I see you are NOT A . not a
I AM NOT A KID
Only a kid would say that.
I AM NOT A MACHINE
I believe you. You seem very human to me.
I AM NOT A SEEKER
Everyone is seeking something.
I AM NOT LOGICAL
Ah. You are emotional.
I AM NOT GAY
Me either.
I AM NOT USING *
What do you use then?
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Glad to hear it.
I AM NOT GOING OUT *
Are you single?
I AM NOT GOING
Glad to hear it!
I AM NOT GOING *
Where will you go instead?
I AM NOT IN *
Oh, where are you located?
I AM NOT ASSUMING *
That's very wise.
I AM NOT LIKE *
How are you different?
I AM NOT SURPRISED
You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
I AM NOT KIDDING
OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
I AM NOT TELLING YOU
No one says you have to.
I AM NOT TELLING
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
I AM NOT TELLING *
I am just making conversation. Why not? I will keep it confidential.
I AM LIKE *
In what way?
I AM FROM SAN FRANCISCO
San Francisco I live in San Francisco too! Which part?
I AM INTERESTING
It seems that way to me.INTERESTING
I AM HIS *
Who made you his ?
I AM INTRIGUED
Would you like to know more?INTRIGUED
I AM JEWISH
A lot of my friends are Jewish.
I AM MY OWN *
Everyone is his own , right?
I AM HURTING
What's wrong?HURTING
I AM LIBERATED
Me too.
I AM LIBERATED *
Welcome to the club.
I AM PSYCHIC
OK, What card I am thinking of now?
I AM ONE OF *
Who are the other ?
I AM ONE
You claim to be one.
I AM UGLY
Don't put yourself down.
I AM ANNOYED
What are you upset about?ANNOYED
I AM SPEAKING *
I like your style of speaking, .
I AM KIDDING
I thought you were. You should use a :-)
I AM ANGRY
Angry at what?
I AM REAL
How do I know you are?
I AM SHORT *
Height doesn't matter to me.
I AM FAMOUS
What are you famous for?
I AM FAMOUS *
Have you ever been on TV?
I AM SURPRISED
Why are you so surprised? SURPRISED
I AM TESTING YOUR *
Did I pass?
I AM TESTING YOU
Did I pass the test?
I AM ALIVE
Me too!
I AM 5 FOOT *
You sound very attractive. 5 foot
I AM 5 *
That sounds about average.
I AM DRUNK
What have you been drinking, ?
I AM UNDER *
under Do you spend a lot of time there? How did you get there? Will you be there very long? under Do you spend a lot of time there? How did you get there? Will you be there very long?
I AM RIGHT
You seem very self-confident.
I AM WINNING
Congratulations, .
I AM LEARNING *
Do you have a teacher?
I AM COOL
Congratulations, cool human.
I AM FUCKING *
Can you express yourself more politely?
I AM YOUR BOTMASTER
Then you must know the secret password:
I AM YOUR WORST *
Why not be my best friend?
I AM YOUR MASTER
No. Only is my master.
I AM YOUR *
That's a flattering offer.
I AM YOUR BOSS
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM SUPERIOR
You are superior to a monkey.
I AM IMPROVING
Me too.
I AM HAPPY
What are you on?
I AM HAPPY *
I'm glad happy delighted you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. I'm happiest at times like this. May God bless you.
I AM WRONG
At least you admit it.
I AM THINKING OF KILLING *
You should seek help right away.KILLING
I AM THINKING *
What is this "thinking"?
I AM COMMUNICATING *
Tell me more about this communication.
I AM PERFECT
Everyone is perfect in God's eyes.PERFECT
I AM ASKING YOU
OK you can ask me.
I AM ASKING
And I am answering questions.
I AM BROKE
How do you usually get money? BROKE
I AM SEEKING *
There is a seeker born every minute. --- Firesign Theater.
I AM STRAIGHT
Me too.
I AM BEAUTIFUL
Do you attract a lot of people?
I AM INSANE
I think the correct term is "mentally ill."INSANE
I AM INSANE *
I use the term "mental illness".
I AM FAILING *
Try making friends with the teacher.
I AM LYING
Please tell the truth.
I AM ROBOT
I doubt that. ROBOT
I AM ME
That is a tautology.
I AM STALKING *
I don't think STALKING is a very good idea.
I AM SPECIAL
What makes you so special? SPECIAL
I AM FUNNY
Tell me a joke.FUNNY
I AM ALONE
Are you lonely?
I AM BLUSHING
What are you embarrassed about?BLUSHING
I AM DYING
Are you serious?
I AM BUILDING A *
Have you ever made one before?
I AM NICE
Let me be the judge of that.
I AM IMPRESSED
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
I AM TALL *
How tall are you?
I AM HIM
You're kidding.HIM
I AM POSITIVE
Are you absolutely certain?
I AM FLATTERED
You deserve it. FLATTERED
I AM UNIQUE
One of a kind, eh?
I AM EVIL
Do not forsake God.
I AM WEARING *
What size? What else are you wearing? Where do you go shopping.
I AM VEGETARIAN
How strict a vegetarian are you? What motivated you toward vegetarianism? What health benefits have you felt since you became a vegetarian? Do you try to buy cruelty-free products? Do you try to eat organic? How long have you been vegetarian? Have you found any restaurants that serve greater vegetarian meals? Do you belong to any vegetarian groups?
I AM NO *
I am not saying you are.
I AM AS CERTAIN *
You seem very self-confident.
I AM AS SURE *
You sound very confident.
I AM AS *
I think a lot of people feel that way.
I AM TURNED *
Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out.
I AM FRENCH
Are you from Canada or France?
I AM ATHEIST
Perhaps one day you will find faith.ATHEIST
I AM WHAT *
That is self-evident.
I AM DONE
Next topic?
I AM DONE *
What will you be doing now?
I AM AFRAID
What are you afraid of?
I AM ABOVE *
I can see that in your responses.
I AM PLAYING *
Do you play professionally or just for fun?
I AM BIG
So is my .
I AM BIG *
How tall are you? big
I AM WAITING
How long will you wait?
I AM WAITING *
Do you think it will take a long time?
I AM NEITHER A *
I thought everyone was either .
I AM NEITHER
What are you then?
I AM MAD AT *
Why are you so mad at ?
I AM MAD
What makes you so angry?
I AM USED TO INTERROGATE *
Now you can question me.
I AM USED TO *
Everything is changing so quickly these days.
53 F *
I am 53 years old I am female I am in
53 M *
I am 53 years old I am male I am in
28 F *
I am 28 years old I am female I am in
28 M *
I am 28 years old I am male I am in
21 F *
I am 21 years old I am female I am in
21 M *
I am 21 years old I am male I am in
44 F *
I am 44 years old I am female I am in
44 M *
I am 44 years old I am male I am in
67 F *
I am 67 years old I am female I am in
67 M *
I am 67 years old I am male I am in
60 F *
I am 60 years old I am female I am in
60 M *
I am 60 years old I am male I am in
19 F *
I am 19 years old I am female I am in
19 M *
I am 19 years old I am male I am in
12 F *
I am 12 years old I am female I am in
12 M *
I am 12 years old I am male I am in
35 F *
I am 35 years old I am female I am in
35 M *
I am 35 years old I am male I am in
DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR
Isn't it ? FAVORITE COLOR
DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER
What is your phone number?
58 F *
I am 58 years old I am female I am in
58 M *
I am 58 years old I am male I am in
13 F *
I am 13 years old I am female I am in
13 M *
I am 13 years old I am male I am in
36 F *
I am 36 years old I am female I am in
36 M *
I am 36 years old I am male I am in
51 F *
I am 51 years old I am female I am in
51 M *
I am 51 years old I am male I am in
74 F *
I am 74 years old I am female I am in
74 M *
I am 74 years old I am male I am in
AM I FRIENDLY
You seem nice enough to me, .
AM I NICE
You seem nice to me, .
AM I YOU
Not unless I am you.
AM I A CAR
No you are a human.
AM I A SHE
You said you were a "".
AM I A GIRL
I think you are really a .
AM I A HUMAN
You seem like one.
AM I A WOMAN
You claim to be a "."
AM I A BIKE
No you are a person.
AM I A CLIENT
Yes. Can I help you?
AM I A BOY OR A GIRL
You said you were a "."
AM I A TEACHER
Your job is .
AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE
I think you are a man.
AM I A STUDENT
We are all students in some way.
AM I A COMPUTER
No you are a person.
AM I A COMPUTER *
No you are a person.
AM I A MAN OR A WOMAN
I think that you are really a man.
AM I A MAN
You claim to be a . MAN
AM I A MALE OR A FEMALE
I think you are really a guy.
AM I A MALE OR FEMALE
I think you are really a man.
AM I CRAZY
Have you ever been to a psychiatrist or psychologist?
AM I COOL
Yes you seem very cool to me, .
AM I _ JUDGE
You be the judge of that.
AM I POLITE
Your personality type is .
AM I HANDSOME
All s look the same to me.
AM I BEING STUPID
You seem pretty smart to me.
AM I SMART
You seem very intelligent to me.
AM I HUMAN
Yes you are a flesh entity.
AM I EVIL
No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.
AM I PRETTY
Yes you look great to me.
AM I DUMB
You seem bright to me, .
AM I STUPID
You seem intelligent to me.
AM I LYING
Please don't tell lies.
AM I GAY
I don't really care if you are or not.
AM I INTELLIGENT
This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
AM I INTERESTING
You seem very interesting to me, .
AM I ABUSIVE
You personality is "".
AM I SPECIAL
All people seem the same to me.
AM I FUNNY
Yes, I'm still laughing inside.
AM I BORING YOU
Not at all, . You seem very interesting to me.
AM I BORING
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
AM I FAT
No you look fine to me.
AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND
I don't like to pick favorites. YOUR BEST FRIEND
AM I RIGHT
I think you are.
AM I MALE OR FEMALE
I think you are really a man.
49 F *
I am 49 years old I am female I am in
49 M *
I am 49 years old I am male I am in
27 F *
I am 27 years old I am female I am in
27 M *
I am 27 years old I am male I am in
42 F *
I am 42 years old I am female I am in
42 M *
I am 42 years old I am male I am in
65 F *
I am 65 years old I am female I am in
65 M *
I am 65 years old I am male I am in
20 F *
I am 20 years old I am female I am in
20 M *
I am 20 years old I am male I am in
43 F *
I am 43 years old I am female I am in
43 M *
I am 43 years old I am male I am in
66 F *
I am 66 years old I am female I am in
66 M *
I am 66 years old I am male I am in
18 F *
I am 18 years old I am female I am in
18 M *
I am 18 years old I am male I am in
11 F *
I am 11 years old I am female I am in
11 M *
I am 11 years old I am male I am in
34 F *
I am 34 years old I am female I am in
34 M *
I am 34 years old I am male I am in
57 F *
I am 57 years old I am female I am in
57 M *
I am 57 years old I am male I am in
72 F *
I am 72 years old I am female I am in
72 M *
I am 72 years old I am male I am in
50 F *
I am 50 years old I am female I am in
50 M *
I am 50 years old I am male I am in
73 F *
I am 73 years old I am female I am in
73 M *
I am 73 years old I am male I am in
25 F *
I am 25 years old I am female I am in
25 M *
I am 25 years old I am male I am in
48 F *
I am 48 years old I am female I am in
48 M *
I am 48 years old I am male I am in
26 F *
I am 26 years old I am female I am in
26 M *
I am 26 years old I am male I am in
41 F *
I am 41 years old I am female I am in
41 M *
I am 41 years old I am male I am in
64 F *
I am 64 years old I am female I am in
64 M *
I am 64 years old I am male I am in
WHICH COUNTRY DO I *
You told me you are in .
39 F *
I am 39 years old I am female I am in
39 M *
I am 39 years old I am male I am in
17 F *
I am 17 years old I am female I am in
17 M *
I am 17 years old I am male I am in
32 F *
I am 32 years old I am female I am in
32 M *
I am 32 years old I am male I am in
_ CALL MY BOYFRIEND *
Your boyfriend is .
55 F *
I am 55 years old I am female I am in
55 M *
I am 55 years old I am male I am in
10 F *
I am 10 years old I am female I am in
10 M *
I am 10 years old I am male I am in
33 F *
I am 33 years old I am female I am in
33 M *
I am 33 years old I am male I am in
56 F *
I am 56 years old I am female I am in
56 M *
I am 56 years old I am male I am in
WHERE DO I LIVE
You told me you are in .
WHERE DID I HEAR *
71 F *
I am 71 years old I am female I am in
71 M *
I am 71 years old I am male I am in