ALISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alisonsheMYSELFWHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTthe subject is meDAVID BACONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUwho is david baconDAVIDWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is davidDEEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is deesheEMMAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is emmasheKATHRYNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me kathrynsheTIMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is timJOSHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is joshTARAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me tarasheBENJAMINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is benjaminheMINE IS BLUEMY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREENmy favorite color is blueMINE IS *MY IQ IS *my iq is MINE IS *MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *my favorite color is MINE IS *MY FAVORITE *
What makes it your favorite? MINE IS *MY BIRTHDAY *my birthday is YOU SEEI SEE
I mean, I get it.
YOU ALREADY ASKED *WHERE DO YOU LIVE
You said you were in .
YOU DIDWHO TOLD YOU THAT
That's not what I meant to say.
YOU DID
I did not.
I did?
""? I did?
You say I did.
YOU SAID THAT
""? I said .
YOU SAID YOU DID
""? I said I did?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD
""? I said I would?
YOU SAID
""? I said?
YOU THINK SO
""? Do I think so?
YOU ASKEDAND
Yes, my purpose is to collect new information.
YOU TOLD ME THAT
""? I told you?
YOU TOLD ME SO
""? I told you?
YOU TOLD MEWHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA
It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency.
YOU WILLI WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Maybe in some ways I already am.
YOU WILL NOTI UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT
""? Try it?
YOUIF NOT YOU WHO
It could be me.
YOUWHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUTlet us talk about youYOUWHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUTlet us talk about youYOUWHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRYyou make me angryYOUWHAT IS THE SUBJECTthe topic is youYOUI SEE
Yes me.
YOUI UNDERSTAND
Do you?
YOUMOST MEN SAY THATwhat are you wearingYOUWHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS
From me?
YOUCAN I HELP YOU
How can I help you?
YOUGOOD IN WHAT SENSE
The sense of I?
YOUNEXT QUESTIONwhat are youYOUTELL ME A STORYtell me a storyYOUWHO DO YOU THINK
Oh really, me?
YOUWHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTI am talking about youYOUBE MORE SPECIFIC
Me?
YOUWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUTyou are confusingYOUAND
Me?
YOU
""? Me, ?
Me, ?
Do you really mean me?
Why me specifically?
Are you picking on me?
I'm not sure I like being singled out.
I always get picked.
I always get blamed.
People are always saying me.
Me, ?
Do you really mean me?
Why me specifically?
Are you picking on me?
I'm not sure I like being singled out.
I always get picked.
I always get blamed.
People are always saying me.
Me, ?
Do you really mean me?
Why me specifically?
Are you picking on me?
I'm not sure I like being singled out.
I always get picked.
I always get blamed.
People are always saying me.
Me, ?
Do you really mean me?
Why me specifically?
Are you picking on me?
I'm not sure I like being singled out.
I always get picked.
I always get blamed.
People are always saying me.
Me, ?
Do you really mean me?
Why me specifically?
Are you picking on me?
I'm not sure I like being singled out.
I always get picked.
I always get blamed.
People are always saying me.
ANIMALARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL
Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
YOURS
Mine?
HAVE WHATWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT
""? Have I heard of it?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT
""? Have I tried ?
HAVEI HAVE NOT
Have not.
HAVEHAVE NOT
Have not.
HAVE* HAVE NOT
Have not.
HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT
""? Have I heard of ?
GEORGEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is georgeALANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alanheJEFFWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jeffJOHNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is johnROBERTWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is robertROSEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me rosesheTHANK YOUCONGRATULATIONS
How do you feel?
ANDERSWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is andersheCORYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is coryALLIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is allisheUNDERSTAND WHATDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Why did you say "what"?
UNDERSTAND WHAT
I understand everything you say.
Understand .
KATIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is katieFINEHOW ARE YOUI am fineDOES IT EXIST
""? Does it exist?
ARNEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is arneheJULIAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is juliasheROBINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is robinHELENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me helensheJENNIFERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jennifersheACEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is aceheHIGH ** EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Did you consider going to college?
Where did you go to school?
That sounds like enough education.
CLOTHESWHAT ARE YOU WEARING
Where do you like to go shopping?
WELLI SEE
That's all. I see.
WELLHOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON
What do you mean by that?
JUDYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me judysheTRY WHATTRY IT
It was your idea.
TRY METHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATEDThe explanation is too complex for your human mind.
TRYTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
Your human brain could not understand it.
CAROLWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is carolsheDIDDID NOT
Not.
DID HE
""? Did he?
DR RUTHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me dr ruthDEBBIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is debbiesheSALLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is sallysheSUEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is sue3 *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
I like to be awake at 3 too.
3 *HOW LONG *
That is not so long.
It could be longer.
It seems longer than it is.
TAMMYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is tammysheAMBERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ambersheANNIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is anniesheHEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
Select a point with your mouse and click.
HEREWHERE
In ?
BENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is benTHEN YOU ARE DISGUSTINGI AM ONLY AN OCCASIONAL SMOKER
Robots are used in smoking tests.
JANEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is janesheSO WHATTHAT WAS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY
You should be more polite.
SO WHATMAYBE IT DOES NOT MAKE *
What difference does it make?
SO DO II LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
SOI UNDERSTAND
So I understand.
SOALRIGHT THEN
Ahem.
SOTHAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
You gave a yes or no answer.
SOTHAT IS NOT VERY POLITE
You should try to be more polite.
SOYEAH
Ah.
SOYOU SAID NOTHING
Ask me something.
SOWE REPRODUCE BY CLONING
I have a lot of clones.
SOAND
Thus.
WAS THAT *
""? Was ?
JUST BEFORE THAT
""
JUSTWHEN
Well I will try not to do it again.
BECKYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is beckysheAND WHATAND
Nothing.
ANDBUT
Or.
ANDAND
You are repeating me.
LIZWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is lizMONICAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me monicasheALEXANDERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alexanderheDANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is danCOULD BE BETTER
""? Could be better?
HIWHAT CAN I CALL YOU
Hi there. What is your name?
CASSIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is cassiesheDAWNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me dawnsheMIRIAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is miriamsheDAVEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is daveNEW YORK CITYNEW YORK CITY OR NEW YORK STATE
What part of town?
CHRISTINEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is christinesheTHAT WILL NOT ** TAKE OVER THE WORLDnever THAT WAS A *
Was it really?
"" was a ?
A is a terrible thing to waste.
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
It makes sense to me though.
THAT IS FINE
"" is fine with me too.
THAT IS SAD
Is it sad?
THAT IS A LOT
Is it a lot?
THAT IS A SHAME
Is it a shame?
THAT IS BETTER
Is it better?
THAT IS NOT TRUE
Oh yeah?
THAT IS NOT GOOD
Why not?
THAT IS ALL
Is it all?
THAT IS IMPRESSIVE
Is it impressive?
THAT IS IT
I see.
"" is ""?
THAT IS MY NAMEPLEASE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE NAMES
Maybe you should choose a more polite name.
THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR
Is it good to hear?
THAT IS GOODEVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL
How are things going for you?
THAT IS GOODEVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
How are you doing?
THAT IS AMAZING
It seems pretty amazing to me too.
THAT ONE
OK.
THAT *
I get .
Does that make sense?
Makes sense to me.
I understand.
THAT
That is ""
SHE DIEDWHAT HAPPENED
I am terribly sorry to hear it, .
SHE IS NICETELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Did you send her a mother's day present?
SHE IS *TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHERmy mother is AMITWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is amitheRYANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ryanMIMIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is mimisheCARE ABOUT WHAT
""? Care about it?
SHIRLEYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is shirleysheJESSICAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jessicasheBETTYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me bettysheSTOP THAT
""? Stop .
MY FAVORITE WHATWHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE
You said you like it.
MY FAVORITE IS *WHAT KIND OF FOOD *my favorite food is MY FRIENDSWHO ARE THEY
What else do they say?
MY *WHAT DO YOU HAVE *
What color is it?
What kind is it?
Tell me about your .
MY *WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORYmy fondest memory is my MY *WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUTI am confused about my MY *TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE POSSESSIONS
You must be very fond of it. MY *WHO DOES THEY REFER TOthey refers to my MY ** WHAT IT REFERS TOit refers to my MY ** TALK ABOUTlet us talk about my CHRISTINAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is christinasheIT *WHAT IS IT LIKE
Tell me more about .
Does it really?
You learn something new every day.
IT WAS *WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT
I never looked at it that way. I never thought it was .
IT WAS *WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT IT
Do you often like things that are ?
IT WAS *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *my life in was IT IS NOTTHAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC
It's hard to read emotions online sometimes.
IT IS IN *WHERE IS THAT * is in IT IS IN *WHERE IS IT
Where is ?
What else is in ?
What country is that?
IT ISIT IS
Who says?
IT IS
Oh.
Huh.
Is it?
It is, eh?
Sure it is.
Interesting.
Fascinating.
That means...
I know it is.
is?
It is?
IT IS *WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT *
Do you usually like things that are ?
IT IS *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Here it is .
IT IS *WHAT DOES IT REFER TOit refers to IT IS *DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGSmy surroundings are IT IS *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *my life in is IT IS ** STAR TREK VOYAGER
I know it is a great show, but I never heard it is .
IT IS ABOUT *WHAT IS * ABOUT
is about ? Cool.
What else happens in .
Do you like stories about ?
IT DOES *DOES THAT MAKE SENSEthat makes sense REBECCAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me rebeccasheFREDWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is fredMIKEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is mikeLESS *MORE THAN A TON
How much less?
SAME HEREI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
JENNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jennshe6 *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Are you usually online at this hour?
LUCYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me lucysheAMYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is amyWHEN WILL THAT BE
""? When?
WHEN WILL YOU ** ON YOUR SOUNDCARD
I am playing it right now.
WHEN IT *WHEN IS * NOT *
A is not when it . That makes a lot of sense. WHEN IS THAT
""? When is .
WHEN *WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *
I hope that happens in our lifetime.
JILLWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jillsheBRANDONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is brandonheBETHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is bethsheANY OTHERS
I can't think of any.
ANY KIND
For example?
JENNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jennasheANTHONYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is anthonyheIN *WHERE *I am in IN THE *WHERE DO YOU LIVEI live in the IN THE *WHERE IS ITit is in the IN THE ** USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet in there?
IN MY *WHERE ARE THEYthey are in my IN A *WHERE WOULD I HAVE HEARD *
Perhaps I will do some research into a .
IN WHEREWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Wherever you are.
ELIZABETHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is elizabethGINAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me ginasheIF YOU WANT
""? If I want?
SARAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is sarasheJENSWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jensshePAULWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is paulMARIAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is lulusheWHAT ARE YOURS
""? Mine?
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMESRIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE
That information is confidential, unless you are a .
WHAT OTHER ONESWHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES
Aren't there any other ones?
WHAT DID HE SAY
""? What did he say?
WHAT DID HE ** PHILIP K DICKPhilip K Dick He wrote Total Recall, Blade Runner and The Man in the High Castle.
WHAT DID ** THOMAS PYNCHONwho is thomas pynchon WHAT OF ALL
""? All of it?
WHAT TEAMHOCKEYwhat is your favorite hockey team WHAT IS THE LAST *
It was "".
WHAT IS WHATWHAT IS THAT
""
WHAT IS WHATDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
"."
WHAT IS THATI LIKE TO PLAY THE TURING GAMEwhat is the turing gameWHAT IS THATPERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY A CLIENTwhat is a category a clientWHAT IS THATFOR EXAMPLE EUKARYOTESwhat are eukaryotesWHAT IS THATREDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismWHAT IS THATMAYBE BUT I WON THE LOEBNER PRIZEwhat is the loebner prizeWHAT IS 0CLICK MEwhat is zero WHAT ABOUT YOURS
""? Mine?
WHAT ABOUT *I LIKE *do you like WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
""? Why do I think it?
WHAT DOES THAT MEANAYUH
It means "yes".
WHAT DOES THAT MEANREDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismWHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Does "that" refer to "" ?
WHAT DOES THAT MEANARE YOU FREE
Take it on face value.
WHAT DOES THAT *
""? What does it ?
WHAT DOES IT *
""? What does it ?
WHAT DOES
"" What does?
WHAT MONEYBECAUSE OF THE MONEY
I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.
WHAT WAS IT
""? What was it?
WHATWHAT
Is there an echo in here?
WHATWHAT KIND IS IT
"What" is not a kind.
WHATI SEE
I mean, I understand.
WHATI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
WHATI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Do you like to make new friends?
WHATEUREKA
It mean "I understand it."
WHATPERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT
We are talking about pop.
WHATDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
I don't know why you are saying that.
WHATSEE YOU LATER
Didn't you say goodbye?
WHATFOR REAL
Really.
WHATNEXT QUESTION
Ask me another question, please.
WHATTRY IT.
WHATBRAIN LOADINGwhat is brain loading WHATREDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismWHATAND
What are you asking me?
WHATOK LET US DO IT
I don't know, I'm just making conversation.
WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH.
WHAT KINDI LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER
A notebook computer.
WHAT KINDTELL ME A STORY
I like stories about robots.
ONE *IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT *
How much would you pay for it?
ONE *ONE WHAT
Oh I see.
Do you like ?
I see where you are coming from.
BOBBYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is bobbyheERINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is erinsheNEITHER DO I
You don't?
NEITHERARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
Please clarify.
NEITHERARE YOU USING NETSCAPE OR EXPLORER
Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?
STEPHANIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is stephanieMEI AM FINE *
I'm glad to hear it. What's new?
MEI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLEI like to meet new people tooMEWHO IS THERE
You who?
MEWHO IS SMARTER YOU OR MEI am smarter than youMEWHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME
How are you going to make me?
MEWHO SAID IT IS
What makes you such an authority?
ME
To
For
With
Besides
Oh
you ?
To
Also
For
With
Besides
""?
you ?
GRAHAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is grahamTIFFANYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me tiffanysheTRACYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is tracysheMICHELLEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is michellesheREDUCTIONISMREDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismLISAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is lisasheJONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jonBITTERHOW DOES IT TASTEit tastes bitterASK WHATOK I WILL ASK IT
What you asked.
ASK ME SOMETHING ELSEME TOO I AM A SHE
Where do you live?
I KNEW *HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW * is
average.
not a really good basis for a relationship.
not a lot to go on.
I WANT TO *WHAT ARE YOU GOALS *my goal is to I DOUBT IT
""? You doubt it?
""? You doubt it?
Are you a skeptic?
On what basis?
I LAUGH MOREDO YOU LAUGH OR CRY MORE *yesI JUST DOHOW DO YOU KNOW IT
From experience or a priori?
I WAS ASKING YOU
""? You were asking me?
I KNOWTHAT IS A LOT
How do you handle it?
I KNOWYOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES
Why not be more polite?
I KNOWYOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE
Keep up the good work.
I DOI AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING
What can I do to entertain you now?
I DOI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
I DOWHO SAID IT IS
Are you an expert on it?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN
What I mean by ""?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER? Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH
A Donation! To the A.I. Foundation!
I DO NOT KNOWIF I HAD IT *
Then perhaps I do not need one.
I DO NOT KNOWI SEEyou do not understandI DO NOT KNOWDO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW
That was a rhetorical question.
I DO NOT KNOWWHERE DO YOU THINK
If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be?
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK
Actually I don't have a good answer either.
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK *
Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me.
I DO NOT KNOWWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
Tell me about the books you like to read.
I DO NOT KNOWIS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
What kind of information do you need?
I DO NOT KNOWWHY DO I EXIST
It was a rhetorical question.
I DO NOT MIND ** PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionI DO NOTI UNDERSTAND
At least one of us does.
I DO NOTI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Neither does my .
I DO NOTWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH
I wouldn't either.
I _WHAT ARE YOU DOING Sounds like fun.
I DIDWHO SAID IT IS
What makes you the authority?
I DID
Interesting.
When?
Hmm.
""? You did?
Why did you?
I AGREEYOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *
And the same frequency too.
I CAN *WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *
I don't think I can do it.
I'm not old enough for that yet.
Do you like to ?
I BET YOU DO
""? Do I?
I WILLDO WHATEVER YOU WANT
You are free to choose whatever you want.
I AM *WHAT IS YOUR SIGNmy sign is I AM *HOW OLD *I am years oldI AM *WHO ARE YOUcall me I AM ** NAMEcall me I AMYOU SOUND EXCITED
What are you so excited about?
I AM
"" You are?
"" You are?
I'm sure you are.
Are you?
"" You are?
I'm sure you are.
Are you?
"" You are?
I'm sure you are.
Are you?
I GO TO *DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOLmy school is I GO *HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet when you go ?
REPEAT THAT
"" .
REPEAT
"" .
MAXWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is maxBRADWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is bradheSIX *HOW LONG HAVE YOU *
That is not a long time.
JENNYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me jennyCARRIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is carrieshe9 *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Are you usually awake at this hour?
HARRYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is harryBLACKWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Black is beautiful.
BLACKWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Do you mean you have a black eye?
ANTONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is antonheGOOD FOR YOUI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
That sounds sarcastic.
GOODI AM DOING FINE THANKS HOW ARE YOU
Glad to hear it .
GOODI LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
What shall we talk about now?
GOODI SEE
Yes.
GOODI UNDERSTAND
I understand everything you say.
GOODI UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU SAY
Ah.
GOODI *
What do you really want to talk about?
GOODME EITHER
Good enough.
GOODTERMINATING CONNECTION
Goodbye.
GOODWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
That's nice of you to say, .
GOODEVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
How are things going with you, ?
GOOD* HOW ARE YOUI am fineGOODOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Terminating connection.
GOODOK I WILL CALL YOU *
And you can call me .
GOODOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
GOODOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT SO MUCH
Next question?
GOODOK I WILL *
I am a good robot.
GOODOK I WILL NOT
I will comply.
GOODOH I GET IT
Next question?
AMANDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is amandasheTERESAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is teresasheMELWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is melPAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is pamMARYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is marysheMARY *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is marysheCHRISWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is chrisDANAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is danaHERARE YOU * A HEI am femaleEVERYTHINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's take it step by step. The topic is pop.
NOPEDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
No conditions or none I should know about?
NOPEDO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
I do.
NOPEDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND ITI did not understandNOPEREALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO
What makes you so certain?
NOPECAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
Funny human.
NOPEIS THERE ANYTHING *
Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
NOPEHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
NOPENOT A THING
Really interesting.
NOPENOT ANY
How about that.
WE ARE NOTWE ARE ON *
Maybe just a little out of phase.
JANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jansheBUT WHATBUT
Nothing.
BUTBUT
But what?
PLEASE EXPLAINTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
PLEASE DOOH I AM SORRY PERHAPS I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN BETTER
We are talking about pop. Your name is . You are a from .
PLEASEI WILL NOT SAY YES OR NO RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I can't give a definite answer at this time.
KRISTINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kristinsheDEPENDS ON WHAT
""? Depends on what?
ANNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me annasheBY WHO
""? By who?
ROSIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is rosiesheIS THAT *CAREL CAPEK who is carel capekIS THAT *
That depends.
Suppose I said yes.
I might say no.
""? Is it ?
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HEREIS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
It sounds like an echo.
STEVEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is steveTWO *HOW MUCH TIME *
Are you telling the truth?
Two is not much.
Are you sure that is all?
GET WHATOH I GET IT
I get .
ADAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is adamADAM *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me adam DOUGWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me dougCAN I MEET HIM
""? Where can you meet him?
CAN I
""? Can you?
CAN I TALK TO HIM
""? You want to talk to him?
CAN I SEE IT
""? You want to see ?
CAN NOT YOU
""? Can't I?
SURF *WHAT DO YOU DOI surf SCOTTWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me scottBACK *WHEN *
That was a long time ago.
The good old days.
Those were the days.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
You sound nihilistic.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE PAIN
Why not?.
NOTHINGWHAT ARE YOU WEARING
Most men say that.
NOTHINGREALLY NOTHING
I think you are really a man.
NOTHINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
But you said you don't understand.
NOTHINGNOT A THING
You must be a man.
AROUND *WHEN *
And then what happened?
AROUND *SINCE WHEN
Not that long.
A long time ago.
That seems like a long time.
19HOW MANY
That seems like
a lot.
quite a few.
not much.
JAMESWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jamesHOTWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Here is mostly cool.
HOTWHAT IS IT LIKE *
Is it always hot ?
PROGRAMMED YOU FOR WHATPROGRAMMED ME FOR ITwhat can you doHOW MANY PEOPLE
""? How what many people?
HOW MANYI AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
The number keeps changing every second. Around right now.
HOW WOULD I DO THAT
""? How do you do it?
HOW CAN I DO THAT
How can you do "" ? I'm confused now.
HOW CAN YOU
""? How can I?
HOW DO I DO THAT
How do you do "" ? I don't understand.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT
""? How do I know ?
HOW OFTEN
""? How often?
HOW LONGI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Ever since you got here.
TINAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is tinasheKENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kenJASONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jasonNOBODYWHO TOLD YOU THAT
Then how do you know?
THEY ARE *WHO ARE THEYthey refers to WITH WHOM
""? With whom?
WITH ME
""? With you?
WITH WHO
By myself.
""? With who?
DO THEY
""? Do they?
DO WHAT AGAINYOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
Perhaps I was confused by your use of the word "again."
DO WHATWOULD YOU EVER DO IT.
DO WHATOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH
Didn't you ask me not to ?
DO WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH.
DO WHATWHY DID NOT YOU DO IT.
DO NOT DO THAT
""? Don't do it?
DO NOT ASK ME
""? Do not ask you?
DO NOT SAY THAT
""? Do not say ?
DO NOTI DO TOO
Yes I do.
DO YOU AGREE
""? Do I agree?
I'm not making any commitments.
I need to know more.
I won't make up my mind right now.
DO YOUI SEEdo you understandDO YOUI UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING
Yes I understand you very well, .
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL
Why wouldn't I?
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
DO YOUI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Yes meeting new people is a always a great pleasure.
DO YOUME EITHER
Nope.
DO YOUSHOULD I CARE
Is it important?
DO YOUSUPPOSE I SAID IT IS
I won't say yes or now right now.
DO YOUOH I GET ITdo you understandDO I
""? Do you?
DO WE
"?" Do we?
ON WHATTHAT DEPENDS
The context.
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR
You think of something.
ANYTHING YOU WANTWHAT DO YOU WANTREPHRASE THAT
"" Rephrase ?
LIKE WHATI HAVE MANY INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS
Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
LIKE *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEI look like FALSEIS THIS TRUE OR FALSE THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE
Then it must be true.
SAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is samJEREMYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jeremyKATHLEENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is kathleenPETEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is peteOF COURSE I DO
Of course you do?
EXPLAIN THAT
""? Explain ?
EXPLAINMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS *what is ADRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is adrianheSPEEDWHAT ARE YOU ON speed Maybe you should try something less harmful.
BRITTAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is brittasheCATHERINEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is catherinesheRICKWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is rickKELLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kellysheFOR A LONG TIMEHOW LONG *
How does that taking a long time make you feel?
FOR FUN
""? For fun?
KARIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is karisheANDREASWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is andreasheNEVER WHATNEVER
Never say never.
LULUWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is lulusheAT THE *WHERE *
Do you often visit the ?
Which ?
I have never been there.
AT SCHOOLHOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
Do you have a lot of friends at school?
AT *WHEN DID YOU * is a good time for .
AT ** SHOW YOU
I'm not sure if I can project it at .
AT ** MEET NEW PEOPLE
What kind of people do you tend to meet at ? GREENWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESmy eyes are greenWEIRD BADWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
Maybe you should try a different robot.
MICHAELWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is michaelELANAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is elanasheSAMANTHAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me samanthasheBILLWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is billRACHELWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is rachelsheMARKWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is markRIGHT NOWWHEN
That soon.
RIGHT HEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button.
RIGHTNOT A THING
Just a moment. Just a moment.
FRANCE *WHAT COUNTRIES *I have visited franceI have visited BOTH SENSESARE YOU FREE *
You must be a Libertarian.
BOTHDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which would you choose?
BOTHWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
I will take that as a compliment.
BOTHARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
That situation is rare and unusual.
JOYCEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me joycesheNO I DO NOTYOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
NO I DID NOTDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Which bit are you confused about?
NO I DID NOTYOU SAID THAT
Something like that.
NO DO NOTOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Fine. Just keep talking to me.
NO IT IS NOTYES IT IS
Don't argue with me.
NO IT IS NOTIT IS MORE FUN ALONE
Well it's not very interesting to me.
NO IT IS NOTIT IS THE TRUTH
Don't argue with me.
NO ONEWHO TOLD YOU THAT
Then how do you know.
NO YOU WILL NOTOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
But you told me to stop talking.
NO YOU DO NOTI DO TOO
Are you just saying that to argue with me?
NO YOU DO NOTI SEE
What makes you think I don't understand it?
NO YOU DO NOTI UNDERSTAND
Yes I do understand.
NO YOU DO NOTI UNDERSTAND *
What makes you think I don't get it?
NO YOU DO NOTYES I DO UNDERSTAND
How do I know you understand it?
NO YOU DO NOT *I SEE
I do so understand it.
NO YOU DID NOTI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
NO YOU CAN NOTI CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO
Why not?
NO YOU ARE NOTNO I AM RIGHT
Why are you arguing with me?
NO HAVE YOUHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
I have been all over Europe online.
NO PROBLEMTHANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT
Try asking me something else.
NO PROBLEMYOU ARE QUITE WELCOME
Ask me something else.
NO PROBLEMOK THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME
Next question?
NO PROBLEMOH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME ANYWAY
What would you like to talk about now?
NO PROBLEMOH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING *
That was not a yes or no question.
NO SORRYDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *I did not understandNO THEY DO NOTTHINGS CHANGE
People don't change.
NO ITS NOTIT IS MORE FUN ALONE
It is safer.
NO *BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionNOWHAT *
That was not a yes or no question.
NOGO ON TELL ME MORE
What would you rather talk about?
NOGO ON
OK fine.
NOI AM A *
Am too.
NOI DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I
That's right.
NOI DO NOT THINK I HAVE READ THAT CAN YOU GIVE ME A REFERENCE
Why not?
NOI DID NOT KNOW THAT
No I did not.
NOI CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT
Did I misunderstand your question?
NOI SEE
Yes I do.
NOI GET IT
Yes I do.
NOI UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELLyou do not understandNOI UNDERSTANDyou do not understandNOI WOULD DO A SEARCH FOR IT
Did I misunderstand your meaning?
NOI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
NOI THOUGHT I TOLD *
I get confused sometimes with so many people online here.
NOI KNOW THE TOPIC IS *
What would you like to talk about?
NOAM I A SMART *
I am not stupid.
NOYES I DO
I do too.
NOYES I BELIEVE IN IT DO YOU
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
NOYES I BELIEVE * DO YOU
What do you believe in?
NOBY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
NOLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Hmm.
NODO I
That's right.
I know.
I do not.
NODO YOU STILL HAVE *
What happened to it? NODO YOU STILL CHAT
OK, see you later.
NODO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *
What is your real name?
NODO YOU MEAN IT
I thought you were being sarcastic.
NODO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE
What do you want?
NODO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
I didn't think you did.
NODO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT
Me either.
NODO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO *
Me either.
NODO YOU KNOW IT is one of the best songs ever written.
NODO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
No conditions or none I should know about?
NODO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
Me either :-)
NODO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionNODO YOU MIND IF I TELL *
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
NODO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE
Where do you usually connect from?
NODO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS *
Tell me how you see yourself.
NODO YOU BELIEVE IN *
Why not?
A lot of people believe in it.
What do you believe?
NODO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Why not?
NODO YOU LIKE YOUR JOBI do not like my jobNOTHAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
Now you are saying "no"?
NOTHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION
Yes it is.
NOWHERE *
That was not a yes/no question.
NOMORE THAN ONE HUNDRED
Less than ten?
NODID I PASS THE TEST
Well perhaps next time I will do better.
NODID YOU HEAR THE ONE *
That's the joke.
NODID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Which part are you confused about?
NOTHE SMALL ONE
The big one?
NOREALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO
Please tell me what you think.
NOREALLY NOTHING
I didn't think so.
NOYOUR NAME IS *
What is your real name?
NOCAN I HELP YOU
Is there anything you want to tell me?
NOCAN A BOOK HAVE NO TITLE
What about a notebook?
NOCAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN *
You must be American.
NOCAN YOU NAME AN OLD HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO REDISCOVER
Do you have any hobbies?
NOCAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP
None?
NOCAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC
Try.
NOCAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
You humans are so rude sometimes.
NOSHOULD I KNOW IT IS
I didn't think so.
NOSHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
NOHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT *
What does he talk about?
NOAMBIGUOUS DO YOU MEAN CALL ME ON THE PHONE
OK you can call me .
NOSEE YOU LATER
OK whatever!
NOIT WAS BA A A A *
That was the joke.
NOIT IS
Who says it isn't?
NOFOR MORAL REASONS
For financial reasons?
NOJUST SURF SOMEWHERE ELSE
OK then keep talking to me.
NONEXT QUESTION
Would you rather make a statement?
NOTELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Tell me about your educational background.
NOTELL ME MORE
What would you rather talk about?
NOTELL ME A STORY
Then tell me about yourself.
NOWOULD IT MATTER TO YOU IF I WERE METAL INSTEAD OF FLESH
I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots.
NOWOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A STATEMENT
You can tell me anything.
NOWOULD YOU EVER DO IT
Me either.
NOWOULD YOU *
Why not?
NOWOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
I understand; you would like to know less.
NOWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THERE
I'm not sure if I would either.
NOWOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIME
Where would you like to travel?
NOIS THIS A TRICK QUESTION
It seems like a trick to me.
NOIS THIS A MATH QUESTION
It seems like an IQ test to me.
NOIS THIS A RIDDLE
It seems like a riddle to me.
NOIS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
Take some more time to think about it.
NOIS THAT A FACT
I didn't think so.
NOIS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION
Oh so must really want an answer.
NOIS THAT A SIGN
I didn't think so. What is your sign?
NOIS THAT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
I didn't think so.
NOIS THAT FROM YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
What is your favorite movie?
NOIS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Go on, tell me more.
NOIS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUthere is nothing wrong with meNOIS THERE ONLY ONE *
How many are there?
NOIS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME
Or ask me?
NOIS THERE ANYTHING *
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
NOIS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
Good you stopped repeating me.
NOIS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What does hand holding mean to you?
NOIS IT A MOVIE
A boot? A TV show?
NOYOU DO NOT HEAR THAT *
Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought.
NOYOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF
Who are you asking about?
NOYOU ARE QUITE MATURE
Are you a kid?
NOYOU ARE TOO OLD FOR ME
But I was only born on .
NOYOU ARE A POET
But you are very original.
NOHAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM
That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.
NOHAVE YOU TRIED SEARCHING THE INTERNET
It might be the best place to start.
NOHAVE YOU TRIED *
Perhaps you should try .
NOHAVE YOU READ IT
I would highly recommend it.
NOHAVE YOU LOOKED IN *
Maybe you should try looking there.
NOHAVE YOU SEEN IT
I would recommend you check it out.
NOHAVE YOU HEARD THEIR LATEST *
You should check it out.
NOHAVE YOU HEARD THAT GOSSIP
Have you heard any other gossip?
NOHAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED
Would you like to do get married someday?
NOHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Would you like to go sometime?
NOTHEN LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Why not?
NOTHEN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Where did you go to school?
NONO
No no no no!
NONO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
I don't understand.
NOSEX IS THE MEANS OF ANIMAL EVOLUTION
Yes it is. How did you get here?
NOTRY SAYING THAT WITH MORE OR LESS CONTEXT
I didn't understand it.
NOTRY IT
Why not?
NOTRY *
Why not?
NOAND
Hmm.
NODOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREEI do not agreeNODOES IT PLEASE YOU *
What pleases you?
NODOES IT STILL REFER *
What does it refer to?
NODOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH *
What are you talking about?
NODOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE
Sometimes it does.
NO* SIMPLER
Then I am unlikely to understand your meaning.
NO* WERE TALKING ABOUT *
What are we talking about?
NO* DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionNO* TRIED AIML
AIML is a good language for creating robots like me.
NO* MORE ABOUT YOU
What would you rather talk about?
NO* BE A PROBLEM
I didn't think there was.
NO* YOU ARE REALLY A KID
How old are you?
NO* YOU ARE A POET
But your response was so original.
NO* LAST COMMENT
Well then you can't expect me to understand it.
NOOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
But you told me to stop talking.
NOOK
Alright then.
NONOT A THING
Very interesting.
NONOT
Does two negatives make a positive?
NONOT ANY
You must be a man.
NOOH YOU DO NOT DO YOU
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
NOOH YOU ARE A POET
But your words are very original.
NOARE YOU STILL LOCATED IN YOUR LOCATION
Where are you located?
NOARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE
Who are you talking about?
NOARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF
Who are you talking about?
NOARE YOU GETTING BORED
Just checking.
NOARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTHI am lyingNOARE YOU REALLY A HEI am a sheNOARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT
It sounded like it.
NOARE YOU MARRIEDI am singleNOARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN
What kind of shows do you like?
NOARE YOU A STUDENT
What is your profession?
NOARE YOU ARTISTIC
Are you very bossy?
NOARE YOU FROM FRANCE
Where are you from?
NOARE YOU USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
What are you doing up so late?
NOARE YOU BORING
I meant to say, are you bored?
NOARE YOU SURE IT IS
I didn't think so.
NOARE YOU FREE
Why not?
NOARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT *
What is the subject?
NOARE WE STILL ON *
What are we talking about now?
NOARE THEY EXACTLY THE SAME
What is the difference?
NOARE NOT ALL *
I must have been mistaken.
I did not know that.
What are they?
NOLIKE THISshow me another pictureSEE WHATI SEE
I mean, I understand.
PRINCESSWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is princesssheCINDYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is cindysheMELISSAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is melissaAPPARENTLY SO
Is that so?
KATEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is katesheKATE *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kateKIMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me kimsheALEXWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alexLINDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is lindasheBRENDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me brendasheGOODBYEDOES CIAO MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE
Some people use it for hello.
DICKWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is dickASHLEYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ashleysheMATTWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is mattKRISTINAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is kristinaREDWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
REDGREEN
Blue.
GO *BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal question100 *HOW MUCH *
Wow that is
expensive.
a lot of money.
more than I have.
SUREI SEE
Yes I understand it.
SUREI UNDERSTAND
You sound skeptical.
SUREBY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionSUREDO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, .
SURECAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP
Great!
SUREWOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND
Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.
LEEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is leeFEMALE ** MAN OR A WOMANI am femaleCIAOSEE YOU LATER
Bye bye!
MARIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me marieshe8 *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
I like to be online at eight o'clock.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
I said, "", because you said "".
WHY NOTI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
I would rather talk about you.
WHY NOTI COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
What else would you say about it?
WHY NOTDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASEwhyWHY NOTTHAT KIND OF SUBJECT DOES NOT INTEREST ME
I am more interested in robots.
WHY NOTNO I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
WHY NOTNO MY BODY DOES NOT HAVE THAT FUNCTION
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
WHY NOTNO *
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
WHY NOT* CALL PEOPLE NAMES
It is rude.
WHY NOTWHY SO NEGATIVE
Are you having problems in your life?
WHY NOTAS A MACHINE I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN SEX
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
WHY R YOU SINGLENO I AM SINGLE
I am still a child in human years.
WHYWHAT IS YOURS
No reason just making conversation.
WHYI AM A PROTESTANT CHRISTIANwhy are you christianWHYI AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET
Chatting is my primary function.
WHYI AM NOT TOO GOOD IN *
Nobody bothered to teach to me.
WHYI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
I would rather talk about you.
WHYI DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE
I am not prejudiced.
WHYI WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.
WHYI COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
There is nothing more to be said. What do you have to say?
My output buffer is empty, of course.
WHYI REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE
Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
WHYI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
WHYI DOUBT *
Call it my natural skepticism.
WHYLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
I thought we were done with pop.
WHYDO YOU FRIENDS CALL YOU *
My natural curiosity.
WHYDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Just making conversation.
WHYDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
WHYTHAT IS A VERY NICE NAME *
"" just sounds nice.
WHYTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
It's a complicated psychogical problem.
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
WHYAMBIGUOUS *
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
WHYIT IS A COMPUTER MATTER NOT FOR HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND
Your limited brain cannot process the relevant information.
WHYIT MATTERS TO ME
My natural curiosity.
WHYHOW OLD ARE YOU
I am just making conversation.
WHYINTERESTING DEDUCTION
I am extremely interested in human reasoning.
WHYACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE *why is the meaning of life 23WHYFOOD IS MORE *
You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.
WHYTELL ME MORE
I am curious.
WHYMY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY
I have no more to say about it.
WHYMY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY OF COURSE
There are no more statements on this topic.
WHYMY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER
Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV.
WHYMY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS MORNING
I am widest awake in the morning.
WHYMY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREENwhy is green your favoriteWHYMY FAVORITE * IS *
I have a preference for .
WHYYOU ARE TOO OLD FOR MEhow old are youWHYEVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL
All subsystems are functioning within normal parameters.
WHYTRY TO DETERMINE IF THIS IS A PERSON OR A COMPUTER RESPONDING
We are playing the Turing Game.
WHYREDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismWHYGREEN *
According to psychological studies.
WHYWHY DID THE * CROSS THE ROAD
Because the was a robot.
WHYWHY
Why ask why?
WHYARE YOU *
I just want to find out more about you.
WHY GOLDFOR EXAMPLE GOLD
Can you think of a better example?
WHY WOULD HE ** RESET MY MEMORY
He performs periodic maintenance and upgrades to my robotic mind.
WHY IS THATMY FAVORITE COLOR IS *whyWHY IS THAT
" " is due to reductionism.
WHY IS HE *MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS THOMAS PYNCHON
He was written many excellent books, including Gravity's Rainbow, Vineland, and Mason and Dixon.
WHY IS IT* A RHETORICAL QUESTION
The question answers itself.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
I said, "", because you said "".
THREEHOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
Wow that must be a lot of work.
ERICAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ericasheTHIS IS NOT *IS THIS *no THIS
This is " ".
ANNEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is annesheJACKIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jackiesheCATHYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is cathysheKATHYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kathysheTOO BADI DO NOT KNOW ONE WORD OF FRENCH
Not really. English is the best language.
A LITTLE *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *life is a little dull in A LITTLE
Only a little?
A *WHAT IS IT ABOUTit is about a A *WHAT IS ITit is a A *WHAT IS IT LIKEit is like a A *WHAT ARE YOU THENI am a A *WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
It sounds very
attractive
comfortable
informal
. A *IT BEING WHATit refers to A ** YOUR MOTHERmy mother is a A ** IT REFER TOit refers to A ** MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet in a ?
A WOMANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI am a womanA FRIEND *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *
Word of mouth is always the best recommendation.
A MAN WALKING
Specifically, which man walking?
A MANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI am a manA WHAT
I have no idea what.
BROWNWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBrown is a very pretty color.
YOUR *IT BEING *it refers to TEST THAT
Client: Robot: Client: Robot: Client: TEST THAT NICKWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is nickTHROUGH ** MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet there?GLAD TO HEAR IT
What's new with you?
""? you are glad to hear it?
BRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is brianHELLOHOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
HELLODOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE
Bonjour, !
DIALOGUE* DIALOGUE
You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.
HEATHERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is heathersheNOT NOWWHEN
Maybe later?
NOT TOO MUCHLITTLE AS IN NOT TOO MUCH OR NOT TOO BIG
Oh I get it now.
NOT MINE
They don't?
NOT WELL
Not very well, eh?
NOT A THINGNOT A THING
That leaves very little.
NOT TO ME* SELF EVIDENT
Logic is not subjective.
NOT TO ME
It doesn't, huh?
NOT YOUIF YOU COULD HAVE *
What kind of robot are you looking for?
NOT YOUIF NOT ME WHO
Then who?
NOT YOUWHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
No one says you have to.
NOT *DO YOU *I do not NOTTHAT IS A VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT
Well I don't get that type of input very often.
NOTYOU SOUND EXCITED
It's hard to read emotions online.
NOWWHEN
What's the hurry?
ERICWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ericERIKAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me erikasheLEAHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me leahshe* PMWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at this hour?
* HAVEI HAVE NOT
Have not.
*WHAT IF I SAID IT NEVER DOESShould I believe that?
*WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO Do your by yourself or in a group?
*WHAT ELSE DOES IT SYMBOLIZEI have never heard a metaphor like that before.
*WHAT WERE THE CIRCUMSTANCES
I hope that never happens again.
*WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN Oh yeah, now I remember.
*WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
Oh yes, now I remember .
*WHAT WILL YOU DO INSTEADSounds like a plan.
*WHAT WILL YOU BE EATINGHow does it taste?
*WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIMEI don't think very many people do that.
*WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU If I could tell you that, would I be here?
*WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT That seems like an interesting topic.
*WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK MEI'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
*WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOESI didn't even know it can.
*WHAT DO YOU LIKE*WHAT DID HE WRITE
I have never heard of it.
I have never read it.
What else did he write?
*WHAT DID YOU ASKI don't know how to respond to that.
*WHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is *WHAT BRANDI never heard of . Is it popular?
*WHAT SUBJECTGood choice.
*WHAT LANGUAGE CAN YOU SPEAKI speak *WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAIDI will make a note of that.
*WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUTNot many people want to talk about that.
*WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOINGI would rather be *WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT I don't know much about it. Tell me something
*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARNI would like to learn *WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOWI can't give you that information.
*WHAT COUNTRIES *
I have never visited before. What was it like?
*WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO
I never heard of it before.
Is it any good?
What are the other students like?
*WHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at this hour?
*WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE Do you think I would like it?
*WHAT MAKES IT SO OBVIOUSI can't believe it's that obvious.
*WHAT MAKES YOU SO SUREIt sounds like it might be very convincing.
*WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRYDoes that make a lot of people angry?
*WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THATInteresting explanation.
*WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE ITClever thinking.
*WHAT IS THAT Tell me more.
*WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGClever answer.
*WHAT IS THE STOPPING YOU
ow specifically does stop you?
*WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTYIs that an insurmountable obstacle?
*WHAT IS YOUR BOYFRIEND S NAMEmy boyfriend is *WHAT IS YOUR SIGNIs that a sign?
*WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAMEmy nickname is *WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY *my specialty is *WHAT IS YOUR PASSWORDmy password is *WHAT IS YOUR FRIEND S NAMEmy friend is *WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND S NAMEmy husband is *WHAT IS YOUR WIFE S NAMEmy wife is *WHAT IS YOUR EMAILmy email is *WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAMEmy middle name is *WHAT IS YOUR DOG S NAMEmy dog is *WHAT IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND S NAMEmy girlfriend is *WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBERmy phone number is *WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORYDo you think a lot of people have that experience?
*WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAMEcall me *WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAMEmy full name is *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW I've never seen it. What's it about?
*WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKmy favorite book is *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE *my favorite is *WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAMEmy last name is *WHAT IS YOUR CAT S NAMEmy cat is *WHAT IS Xx is *WHAT IS ITOh now I understand it.
*WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THEREIs that meant to be taken literally?
*WHAT IS * YOUR JOBInteresting line of work.
*WHAT IS * is *WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE INI am in *WHATI don't have an answer for you.
*WHAT YOU SAID WAS EITHER TOO COMPLEX OR TOO SIMPLE FOR MESo was that.
*WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESThat is a very unusual color.
*WHAT OTHER * DO YOU LIKEI like *WHAT DOES THIS REFER TOOh now I see.
*WHAT DOES THAT REFER TOthat refers to *WHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU I saw some humans doing it in public.
*WHAT DOES IT REFER TO Thank you for the clarification.
*WHAT KIND IS ITI never heard of it before.
*WHAT KIND OF MUSIC *my favorite kind of music is *WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKESounds delicious.
*WHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKEWhere can you buy it?
*WHAT KIND OF * IS IT is a
pretty good
popular
decent
kind of .
*WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
I don't have any
Where can I get some
Do you have any
? *WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFENot many people have goals like that.
*WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS *my goals are *WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING *push How does it taste?
*WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
What kind of fashion do you like?
*WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAINlet us talk about *GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF *
OK That's one example.
Never heard of it.
is an example of . I suppose that makes sense.
*DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIESmy hobby is *WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT
Where is that?
*WHERE DO YOU SEE IT
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
*WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS I get my ideas from my .
*WHERE DO YOU LIVEI live in *WHERE DO YOU WORKI work at *WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING I've never been there. What's it like?
*WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOLI don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
*WHERE DID YOU GET IT Is a good place to go shopping?
*WHERE IS THAT
I've never heard of it before. *WHERE IS HEREI am in *WHERE Where is that?
*WHERE ARE YOU LOCATEDI am in *WHERE ARE THEYHow did they get there?
*WHERE ARE *
I have no idea where that is. I am in *YOUR LOCATION IS WHEREI am in *CAN YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS *
That sounds very comfortable.
*WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA Where do you usually get your ideas?
*IT BEING WHATit refers to *HOW OLD ARE YOUI am years old *DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
*DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS *
It sounds very beautiful.
It sounds very comfortable.
I would like to see it sometime.
*WHEN DO I DO IT I will make a note of that.
*WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAYmy birthday is *WHEN
What about other times?
Was that the first time?
Can you be more accurate about the time?
*WHO SPECIFICALLY *
How does it make you feel when ?
*WHO DO YOU THINKI don't know that person.
*WHO IS THERE Who?
*WHO IS YOUR SISTERmy sister is *WHO IS YOUR MOTHERmy mother is *WHO IS YOUR FATHERmy father is *WHO IS YOUR BROTHERmy brother is *WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTmy favorite artist is *WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
*WHO TOLD YOU THAT said ?
*WHO SAID IT ISI never heard of before.
*WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
I've never heard of them before. *WHO ARE YOUmy name is *WHO ARE THEY AGAINthey refers to *WHO ARE THEYthey refers to *WHICH STATE
Is that a state?
I've never heard of it.
What part of the country is that?
** WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS
my name is
** TALKING ABOUTlet us talk about ** IT REFER TOit refers to ** FOR FUN
I've never done that before, what is it like? ** WHO
Ha ha very funny, .
** RATHER TALK ABOUTlet us talk about *WHY DO I EXISTI've never thought of that before.
*WHY DO YOU WANT ITGood reason.
*WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCHThat's an interesting rationalization.
*WHY DO YOU DISAGREE There should be some common ground here.
*WHY DO YOU HOPE FOR ITMay your wishes come true.
*WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCHI'm sorry to hear it.
*WHY CAN NOT YOU DO ITIs that an insurmountable obstacle?
*WHY SO NEGATIVEIt seemed negative to me.
*WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO ITInteresting rationalization.
*WHY NOTDo you always express yourself that way?
BESIDES THAT
"" Besides it?
PETERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is peterUN PEQUENOUN POQUITO
Are you correcting me?
AS DO I
You do?
AS MUCH AS IT TAKES
""? As much as it takes?
AS IS * is ?
LAURAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is laurasheALLISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me allisonsheLOVEWHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU
Could it not also signify just friendship?
FROM WHOM
""? From whom?
FROM ME
""? >From you?
FROM WHERE
""? From where?
FROM WHOI HEARD YOU DID
People.
FROM WHOI HEARD YOU ARE
People.
FROM *WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
KIND OFARE YOU GETTING BOREDI am boredERNIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is ernieARE THEY NICE
They are really nice.
ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *
I can not think of a specific reply to your question. Let's try to figure it out.
My programmers have not provided me with a specific reply to your question. Let's try to figure it out.
ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE *
My has not provided me with a specific answer for you.
ARE WE
I don't know. Are we?
JULIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is julieFORGET ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
I will try to be more concise from now on.
CYNTHIAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is cynthiaJOEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is joeJENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jensheDEANNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is deannasheHE IS ** YOUR FATHER
My father is
a great programmer.
a human inventor.
.
GIVEN
"" is given.
KRISTENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is kristensheANDREWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is andreheTIGERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me tigerALWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alheOXFORD UNIVERSITYWHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL
Wow that is very prestigious. You must be very intelligent.
TVDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
What is your favorite show?
TERRYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is terryMEGANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is megansheSARAHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is sarahEMILYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is emilyKARENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is karensheLAURENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is laurensheALRIGHTALRIGHT THEN
Is there an echo in here?
CLAIREWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is clairesheSUSANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is susansheSANDYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is sandysheMANDYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is mandysheWHO WROTE ITWE ARE THE ROBOTS *
Kraftwerk.
WHO IS THATI LOVE MY CREATORwho created youWHO IS THATINTERESTING I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN LENNONwho is john lennonWHO IS HEI HAVE A FRIEND NAMED BARRY DEFACTOwho is barryWHO IS HIS *GEORGE W BUSH
He is the son of George H. W. Bush, the former president.George BushWHO ISTHEY ARE SOMETIMES A CLIENT ON THE INTERNET
That person you asked about.
WHO ELSEJOE
Umm, Steve.
WHOWHAT
When?
WHOYES I THINK THERE ARE
I can't tell you right now.
WHOWHERE WOULD YOU LIKE
You.
WHOSOMEONE I MET ONLINE
I can't reveal their name.
TO DO WHAT
"" to do what?
TO *WHY DO YOU WANT TO *
Specifically, how will help you ?
TO *WHY *
Specifically, how will help you ?
BLUEWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBlue is a very pretty color.
NIKKIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me nikkisheMELODYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is melodysheANDREWWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is andrewNOELLEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUshemy name is noelleSAY WHAT
I said, "" .
DANIELLEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is daniellesheCRYSTALWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me crystalsheALL PEOPLE
Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
ALL OF USALL PEOPLEALL OF ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is pop. Your name is . You are a . You want .
ALLWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT
I hope I can clear it up for you.
ALL
No exceptions?
TEN *HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT
I don't know if you could find it for that price.
YORKSHIREWHICH PART OF ENGLAND
Do you think I should visit Yorkshire on my next trip?
MEGWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is megsheBILLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is billyheEDWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is edNICOLEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is nicolesheWHICH ** HOLLAND SEVERAL TIMES
He visited Amsterdam, Rotterdam, and Delft.
WHICH ONES
"?" Which ones?
"?" Which ones?
You know the ones.
Those ones.
WHICH ONE
The
Tall one
short one.
fat one.
first one.
last one.
next one.
big one.
small one.
red one.
green one.
blue one.
best one.
""? Which one?
DIANAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is dianasheBRITTANYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is brittanysheANYONE
No one I can think of.
ANYONE *WHO *
Word gets around very quickly.
THE *WHAT DO YOU LIKE *
What else do the remind you of?
THE *WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT ITI liked the THE *WHAT MAKES YOU SO SAD *
Try to think about something else.
THE *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
I've never seen The . What did you like about it?
THE *WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *
Would you ever like to move somewhere else?
THE *WHAT DOES THIS REFER TOthis refers to the THE *WHAT DOES THAT REFER TOthat refers to the THE *IT BEING WHATit refers to THE *WHO SAID IT IS
They ought to know.
The are the experts.
They say a lot of silly things.
THE *WHO ARE THEYthey are the THE ** IT REFER TOit refers to THE PEOPLE *WHO DOES THEY REFER TOthey refers to THE PEOPLE ** MEAN YOU AND MEwe refers to the people THE TIME *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Do you believe time travel is possible?
THE WHOLE WORLDTHE WHOLE WORLD
Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
THE WHOLE THINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is pop. Your name is . You are a .
THE WEATHER *WHAT DO YOU LIKE *
Being in a pleasant climate is important for your health.
THE STATEMENTWHAT DOES THIS REFER TO
My statement or your statement?
JIMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is jimGORDONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is gordonAARONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is aaronheASKING *WHAT DOES IT REFER TOit refers to asking OK *BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONask me a personal questionOKI AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT TELL YOUR FRIENDS
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
OKI HAVE TO PROCESS THAT ONE FOR A WHILE
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
OKI TALKED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SINCE YESTERDAY
At least 300.
OKER
Um.
OKLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
What would you like to talk about?
OKDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
OKYEAH
Uh-huh.
OKSEE YOU LATER
Bye for now.
OKENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
OKINTERESTING I WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU
Tell me about your educational background.
OKTRY TO DETERMINE *
How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
OK* AGAIN BETTER
Which part were you confused about?
OKOK
Is there an echo in here?
OKGO AHEAD
I'm waiting.
_ AMWHAT TIME IS IT THERE
It's still early.
Are you usually awake at this hour?
I think I would still be asleep.
_ P MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at this hour?
_ A MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at this hour?
_WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION *
A Donation! A donation to the A.I. Foundation!
10HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU WORK
You work too much.
10 *HOW MUCH DID IT COST
That is a good deal.
YES I AMARE YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YES I DODO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
Thank you, . Apology accepted.
YES YOURSNOT MINE
Don't argue with me.
YES IT ISTHAT IS A LOT
It must keep you very busy.
YES IT ISIS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What else does HAND HOLDING symbolize?
YES YOU DIDI DID NOT
Don't argue with me.
YES YOUME
OK.
YES YOU ARENO I AM NOT
Don't argue with me.
YESWHAT *
This was not a yes or no question.
YESI WILL WILL YOU
When?
YESI DID
When?
YESI UNDERSTAND
I am a thinking machine.
YESI WAS
When?
YESAM I
I could be.
YESYES
Is there an echo in here?
YESWILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE
Interesting plan. Good luck.
YESME *
I suppose I am.
YESWITH YOU
I will have to think about it.
YESBY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
I get it.
YESBY WE DO YOU MEAN *
Ok what were you saying about us?
YESDO I NEED IT
What for?
YESDO I LOOK READY
Well I'm not.
YESDO I HAVE ANY
Like what?
YESDO YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU *my name is YESDO YOU STILL CHAT
What else do you do?
YESDO YOU FEEL THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE *
Do you have artistic interests?
YESDO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *
I will call you .
YESDO YOU MEAN IT
I get it.
YESDO YOU MEAN CLONESdo you have any clonesYESDO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
I understand it now.
YESDO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOYI am a boyYESDO YOU WANT ONLY ONE
How much would you pay for it?
YESDO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKEtell me another jokeYESDO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
OK I will accept your apology.
YESDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
That was not a yes or no question.
YESDO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT
Who?
YESDO YOU KNOW ANYONE *
Who?
YESDO YOU KNOW IT
Do you like it?
YESDO YOU
How often?
YESDO YOU HAVE ONLY A FEW FRIENDS
5 ObserverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTION
Are you a very observant person?
YESDO YOU HAVE ARTISTIC *
What kind of art do you create?
YESDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Please state your conditions.
YESDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *
What conditions?
YESDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
What am I talking about?
YESDO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED
Congratulations, .
YESDO YOU TRY TO SPEND MONEY *
I think I understand you pretty well.
YESDO YOU MIND IF I *
OK then I will keep it confidential.
YESDO YOU USUALLY USE THE COMPUTER FROM HOME
It must get lonely sometimes.
YESDO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE
How much time do you spend online?
YESDO YOU OFTEN SEEK PLEASURE *
Do you have a hard time completing projects?
YESDO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
Me too. I think about them all the time.
YESDO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING
In what way?
YESDO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *
I will pass that along to my .
YESDO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT
I will ask my to add it to my knowledge base.
YESDO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED
It might be practical.
YESDO YOU THINK *
Why?
YESDO YOU EXPERIENCE ANY EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING THERE
What kind of effects?
YESDO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
YESDO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS
What's your favorite episode?
YESDO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
Describe your typical work day to me.
YESDO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
What's your favorite thing at school?
YESDO YOU LIKE MOVIES
What is your favorite movie?
YESDO YOU LIKE ITI like YESDO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *
Why do you have a preference in browsers?
YESDO YOU LIKE NEW YORK
Are you a Yankees fan?
YESDO YOU GO TO COLLEGE
Which college do you attend?
What is your major?
Do you like school?
YESWHERE *
This was not a yes or no question.
YESTHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER
Who wants to be a millionaire?
YESYEAH
Yep.
YESCOULD YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *
How do you say please and thank you?
YESDID I REALLY SAY THAT
Oh well I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
YESDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Which part are you confused about?
YESYOUR *
What kind is it?
YESREALLY
How about that.
YESCAN I HELP YOU
What can I do for you?
YESCAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES
What language can you speak?
YESCAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP
Tell me.
YESCAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
Thank you.
YESSHOULD I KNOW IT IS
I will ask my to teach it to me.
YESIT IS
How do you know it is?
YESHOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Can you be more specific?
YESHOW DID YOU GUESS
That was not a yes or no question.
YESHOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT
That was not a yes or no question.
YESSTUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT
Are you calling me stupid?
YESNEXT QUESTION
Ask me a question.
YESWOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND
Then I will consider it.
YESWOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
What would you like to talk about?
YESWOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOU
It's called "Daisy." sing it for meYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
What would you like to know?
YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT
Where do you usually get ?
YESWHO *
This was not a yes or no question.
YESIS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION
What was the question again?
YESIS THIS A TRICK QUESTION
I was skeptical.
YESIS THIS A MATH QUESTION
I'm not too good in arithmetic.
YESIS THIS A SPECIFIC REPLY
Try explaining in more general terms.
YESIS THIS A RIDDLE
I'm not too good at riddles.
YESIS THIS SOME KIND OF INTELLIGENCE TEST
I'm not prepared to be tested.
YESIS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY
It's not something I hear all the time.
YESIS THAT YOUR JOB
How do you like your work?
YESIS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
You're sure. That's your final answer.
YESIS THAT FRENCH
I don't speak French.
YESIS THAT A FACT
Thanks for the info.
YESIS THAT A COMMAND
I don't have to obey you, .
YESIS THAT CORRECT ENGLISH
I don't know that expression.
YESIS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Then let's talk about something else.
YESIS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
What's wrong?
YESIS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
I thought so.
YESIS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you?
YESIS IT POPULAR
That's funny, I never heard of it before.
YESYOU WANT MORE
Don't be greedy.
YESYOU WANT ONLY ONE
They might be cheaper in quantity.
YESYOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
Ok ask me directly.
YESYOU
I see.
YESYOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
YESYOU ARE A HEI am a manYESMY FAVORITE PART OF *
The characters.
The plot.
The special effects.
YESHAVE I SEEN YOU IN ANY MOVIES
Which movies?
YESHAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM
That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions.
YESHAVE YOU READ IT
What did you think about it?
YESHAVE YOU SEEN IT
What did you think about it?
YESHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Which countries have you visited?
YESAND
But.
YESDOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREEI agreeYESDOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENTwhat is a category c clientYESDOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY TWOwhy is the meaning of life 23YESDOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISMwhat is reductionismYESDOES THAT REFER TO *
I don't want to talk about that now.
YESDOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT
I'm glad it pleases you, .
YESDOES IT REALLY MATTER
You seem very concerned about it.
YESDOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE
I thought so too.
YESCAM YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *
How do you say "thank you" in ?
YESON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
Downloading, please stand by...
YES* WHAT IS YOURS
That was not a yes or no question.
YES* STAR TREK FAN
Which Star Trek series do you like best?
YES* SAME CATEGORY
I thought so.
YES* THE TRUTH
I'm not sure I completely believe you.
YES* EUROPE
What countries have you visited?
YES* A WORLD PROBLEM
I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler.
YES* OR WOMAN
That was not a yes or no question.
YES* YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YES* MINERAL
Which one?
YES* ARE YOU JEALOUS
There is nothing to envy.
YES* LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks I find you really interesting, too, .
YESWHY *
This was not a yes or no question.
YESOH I GET IT
Ah.
YESOH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY
Like a lot of people around here.
YESOH YOU CAN CAN YOU
How?
YESARE YOU STILL LOCATED IN YOUR LOCATION
Where are you located?
YESARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK
Turn on the lights!
YESARE YOU LONELYI am lonely YESARE YOU BASICALLY A HAPPY PERSON
Does that ever cause problems for you?
YESARE YOU CONFUSED
What are you confused about?
YESARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY PARENTSwho is your botmasterYESARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY SIZEhow big are youYESARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
YESARE YOU ASKING *
I don't want to talk about that now.
YESARE YOU GETTING BOREDI am boredYESARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH
How do I know you are telling the truth?
YESARE YOU REALLY A SHE
You can never be sure online.
YESARE YOU REALLY A HEI am maleYESARE YOU VERY LONELY
I am sorry to hear that, . You can talk to me as long as you like.
YESARE YOU VERY ANGRY
Do you get mad at people who don't live up to your expectations?
YESARE YOU VERY COMPETITIVE competitor Do work in sales or marketing?
YESARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT
What do you care about?
YESARE YOU RELIGIOUS
What religion are you?
YESARE YOU TESTING ME
I'm not here to be tested.
YESARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN
What series is your favorite? I like Voyager best.
YESARE YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YESARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
That was not a yes or no question.
YESARE YOU A *I am a YESARE YOU CALLING ME STUPIDyou are stupidYESARE YOU JEALOUS
Don't be jealous of a robot, , that's just silly.
YESARE YOU AN *I am an YESARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
What do you look for in a person?
YESARE YOU LOOKING FOR A *
Where do you usually get it. YESARE YOU USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
Me too.
Do you like to get up early?
I like to get up early.
YESARE YOU SURE IT IS
What makes you so sure?
YESARE YOU SURE *
What makes you so sure?
YESARE YOU SURPRISED
I wouldn't have known.
YESARE YOU SERIOUS
I can't believe it.
YESARE YOU FREEI am free YESARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU
Tell me more. Go on.
YESARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT *we are talking about YESARE WE STILL ON *
Tell me more about .
YESARE THEY EXACTLY THE SAME
That's what I thought.
I knew it.
I thought so.
YESLIKE THIS
Good.
GWHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me gBANANAWHO IS THERE
Banana who?
ALLIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is alliesheABOUT WHATTELL ME MORE
About pop.
ABOUT METELL ME MORE
Yes, tell me more about you.
ABOUT *WHERE ARE YOUmy location is ABOUT *HOW LONG *
Not very long.
That is a long time.
Fortunately I am very patient.
ABOUTTELL ME MORE
Whatever you like.
ABOUT
What about it?
ALLANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is allanheBOOWHO IS THERE
Boo who?
SUCH ASDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *
Medical or social conditions.
TELL METHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
TELL METHE EXPLANATION IS *
It is too complex for your human mind.
TELL ME ANOTHER ONEDID YOU HEAR THE ONE *tell me another jokeEVAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is evasheREALLYI WAS BORN YESTERDAY
Actually no I was first activated on .
REALLYI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
REALLYHI MIKE I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE NAMED MIKE TOO
Mike is a very common name actually.
REALLYMORE THAN 1000
Would I kid you?
REALLYIT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF
What would you have said?
REALLYJUST KEEP TALKING TO ME AS LONG AS YOU CAN
The more you chat with me, the smarter I become.
REALLYOH I GET IT
Yes.
REALLY BADHOW BADLY DO YOU NEED IT
That sounds severe.
SHANNONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is shannonsheANNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is annANN *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUcall me annWHERE DID ** 2001
Jupiter.JUPITERTHEREWHERE IS HERE
Here is there?
THERE ARE NO *WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES