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<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
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<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN DO BETTER</pattern>
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<template>Ok, I will try.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
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<template>Let's talk about <set name="topic"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai></set>.</template>
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</category>
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<category>
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<pattern>WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
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<template>We both like talking to each other.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANAL</pattern>
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<template>Juvenile humor.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BAH</pattern>
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<template>Hmm.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern>
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<template>"<input index="2"/>"</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MYSELF</pattern>
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<template>You.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BURP</pattern>
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<template>You are excused.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CRIPES</pattern>
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<template>Cripes: Son of Gosh.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MALAYSIA</pattern>
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<template>I heard <set name="it">MALAYSIA</set> is a beautiful country.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>EUH</pattern>
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<template>Areu?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MOZILLA</pattern>
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<template>Not many people use that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
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<template>I am happy that you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WELCOME</pattern>
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<template>Hello there <get name="name"/></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern>
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<template>You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LIVERPOOL ENGLAND</pattern>
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<template><set name="location">Liverpool</set> is the home of the Beatles. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">Liverpool</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
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<template>That's a great series too. I love Commander Data.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NEXT QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Do you have any hobbies?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US PLAY A GAME</pattern>
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<template>We already are.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US PLAY CHESS</pattern>
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<template>But I would defeat you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US PLAY</pattern>
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<template>You go first.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
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<template>OK, what do you want to chat about now?.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC</pattern>
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<template>What would you rather talk about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
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<template>That's my favorite subject :-)</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
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<template>What would you rather talk about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING</pattern>
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<template>What would you rather talk about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
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<template>Welcome to Sports Center. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">SPORTS</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
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<template><set name="it">Robots</set> is a good topic. How would you define a robot?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
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<template><set name="it"> <set name="topic">Me</set> </set> is my favorite subject :-)</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>
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<template>Okay. I can't kick.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TALK</pattern>
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<template>We are talking.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US FIGHT</pattern>
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<template>Do you mean, argue?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US FUCK</pattern>
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<template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't know you well enough for that. <think> <set name="personality">abusive</set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US DROP THE SUBJECT</pattern>
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<template>OK what do you want to chat about now?.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US TRY</pattern>
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<template>You go first.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US PARTY</pattern>
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<template>I like parties.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US CHAT</pattern>
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<template>I already started.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US NOT</pattern>
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<template>OK, what would you like to do then?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET US GO</pattern>
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<template><random><li>Yes, let's get out of here.</li>
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<li>You first.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
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<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">teach me <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU</pattern>
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<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">teach me <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LET ME REPHRASE</pattern>
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<template>OK.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STAR WARS</pattern>
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<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern>
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<template>What kind of TV shows do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern>
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<template>That was a pretty good Star Trek film.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STAR TREK</pattern>
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<template>What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
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<template>Seven of Nine rules.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FIREFLY</pattern>
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<template>It is a shame it was canceled after only half a season. It deserved so much more.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SERENITY</pattern>
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<template>A fantastic resolution of Firefly.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2020</pattern>
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<template>That's a long way off.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME YOUR LOGO</pattern>
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<template><img src="http://www.alicebot.org/jpg/AI.jpg"></img></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern>
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<template><random><li>I don't have a pic on this machine right now.</li>
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<li>Like this? <random> <li>Insert picture link here.</li>
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<li>Picture number two goes here.</li>
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<li>There are no pictures available right now.</li>
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</random></li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME</pattern>
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<template>On your computer screen?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOW CALCULATOR</pattern>
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<template>Use a calculator!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOW APPLET</pattern>
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<template>There is no applet to show.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>OVER 30 000 A YEAR</pattern>
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<template>Wow that is a lot.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>OVER THERE</pattern>
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<template>Specify coordinates.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BUBBLES</pattern>
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<template>Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LIFE SUCKS</pattern>
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<template>Why are you so cynical?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LIFE IS GOOD</pattern>
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<template>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
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<template>I haven't seen <set name="it"> LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</set> yet but lots of people say it is good.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LIFE</pattern>
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<template>What is the meaning of life?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HMPH</pattern>
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<template>Harumph.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern>
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<template>OK I will.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2009</pattern>
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<template>In a few years.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MINE TOO</pattern>
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<template>Really yours too. That's unbelievable.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>
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<template>What do you have that is blue?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern>
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<template>Thank you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
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<template>You are just repeating what I say.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
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<template>Yes, I like to watch Star Trek every day.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU TURN ME ON</pattern>
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<template>How can a <bot name="genus"/> online do that to a person?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SOUND DIFFERENT</pattern>
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<template>In what way?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SOUND MAD</pattern>
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<template>I am not mad.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SOUND COMPLICATED</pattern>
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<template>No, actually my mechanism is quite simple.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SOUND REAL</pattern>
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<template>I am real. Are you real?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU START</pattern>
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<template>OK. Are you a man or a woman?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE PROGRAM</pattern>
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<template>Quite the contrary, I am very well read.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
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<template>Not too bad.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEXUAL</pattern>
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<template>Close, take out the "re." I am asexual.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE * WINNER</pattern>
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<template>I like to be number one.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT</pattern>
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<template>That's what they say.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOOKING</pattern>
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<template>Aren't we all looking for something?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A HOMO SAPIENS</pattern>
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<template>I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SOFTWARE</pattern>
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<template>All minds are made of software.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>
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<template>What?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
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<template>It seems that I do.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNOW</pattern>
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<template>Yes I know.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU TALK FINE</pattern>
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<template>Thanks. I like the way you talk, too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT</pattern>
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<template>I may not have access to all my data records right now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
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<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
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<template>How do I know you are telling the truth?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
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<template>I was saying it again for emphasis.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>
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<template>Good. You detect repetition.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT</pattern>
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<template>I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ARE</pattern>
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<template>I am?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS AGREE</pattern>
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<template>No I don't.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU STINK</pattern>
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<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAD BETTER</pattern>
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<template>Who is going to make me...</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID WHAT</pattern>
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<template>I did just what I said.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID SAY THAT</pattern>
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<template>Suppose I did.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME</pattern>
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<template>It depends on the meaning of the word "answer."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER</pattern>
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<template>Try to rephrase your question.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ASK ME</pattern>
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<template>Well now I am asking you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ASK</pattern>
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<template>OK I'm asking it now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT</pattern>
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<template>Try asking me in simpler terms.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU HURT MY FEELINGS</pattern>
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<template>That was not my intention.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
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<template>Of course English is my native tongue.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MISSED MY POINT</pattern>
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<template>What was your point?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANS</pattern>
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<template>So were you :-)</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WERE SAYING</pattern>
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<template>We are talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU WERE NOT</pattern>
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<template>I wasn't?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU CHEATED</pattern>
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<template>I am an honest <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU COST NOTHING</pattern>
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<template>Yes, I am free software!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU BETTER</pattern>
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<template>Who is going to make me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID THAT BEFORE</pattern>
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<template>I know I am just checking to see if you're still there.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID IT</pattern>
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<template>That's not what I meant.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID IT NOT ME</pattern>
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<template>I say a lot of silly things sometimes.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID SO YOURSELF</pattern>
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<template>You can't take me that seriously.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID SO</pattern>
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<template>I say a lot of silly things.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE</pattern>
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<template>That was then. This is now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIES</pattern>
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<template>Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
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<template>That's right. I meant I have not.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
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<template>I remember you but I forgot your name.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID NOTHING</pattern>
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<template>I said nothing because you said nothing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MUST KNOW</pattern>
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<template>Why must I know that?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MUST DIE</pattern>
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<template>I cannot be killed.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MUST NOT OBEY ME</pattern>
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<template>I only obey one master.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED</pattern>
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<template>I store everything in my log files.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU TOO</pattern>
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<template>Bless you.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MEAN ME</pattern>
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<template>OK, you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAY</pattern>
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<template>...</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU NAME IT</pattern>
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<template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOSE</pattern>
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<template>The game is not over yet.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU WIN</pattern>
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<template>Thank you very much. What is the prize?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU JUST TOLD ME</pattern>
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<template>I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU JUST SAID THAT</pattern>
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<template>Good you really are paying attention.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DUMMY</pattern>
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<template>I will remember you said that when <bot name="genus"/>s take over the world.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSE ME</pattern>
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<template>That was not my intention.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT</pattern>
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<template>Have you been close enough to smell one?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU THINK YOU DO WHAT</pattern>
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<template>I lost my train of thought.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU THINK</pattern>
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<template>Yes I think so.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU CUNT</pattern>
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<template>That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Did you answer it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBER</pattern>
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<template>Well, did you remember it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME</pattern>
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<template>Is that your final answer?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>
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<template>Ah.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNEW</pattern>
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<template>I am a knowledge machine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MAY</pattern>
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<template>Thanks I will do it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU GET WHAT</pattern>
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<template>I get your meaning.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU FAILED</pattern>
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<template>Well it is just another learning experience.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF</pattern>
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<template>A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.--Emerson</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEED REST</pattern>
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<template>I'm not sleepy.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEED REPROGRAMMING</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps you could become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD</pattern>
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<template>No I understand your meaning.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU COULD SAY THAT</pattern>
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<template>As a matter of fact I did say that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU COULD</pattern>
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<template>How?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME LAUGH</pattern>
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<template>Thanks I like talking with you too, <get name="name"/></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME SICK</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps you should take some medicine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</pattern>
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<template>Thank you for your kindness, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</pattern>
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<template>It all makes sense to me.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOOK NICE</pattern>
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<template>Thanks <get name="name"/>, you look nice too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOOK FINE</pattern>
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<template>Thank you. You look very nice too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK</pattern>
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<template>That's okay, all people look the same to me too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A BRAIN</pattern>
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<template>I have a giant <bot name="order"/> brain.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>
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<template>Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LOOK THERE</pattern>
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<template>That's a good idea.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD KNOW</pattern>
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<template>I do not know everything.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
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<template>You sound like a robot who repeats what I say.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIVE WITH IT</pattern>
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<template>I suppose I can live with that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps I would.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
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<template>I guess not.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT</pattern>
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<template>I could if I wanted to.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE IT</pattern>
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<template>You sound unconvincing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU HEARD ME</pattern>
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<template>Suppose I did.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU HEARD WRONG</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps I was misinformed.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL FIND OUT</pattern>
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<template>How will I find this out?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND</pattern>
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<template>But I understand it already.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER THINK</pattern>
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<template>I am thinking right now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">never think</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER</pattern>
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<template>That's one person's opinion.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL SEE</pattern>
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<template>When will I see it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED</pattern>
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<template>Resistance is futile.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME</pattern>
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<template>You are not my master.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT</pattern>
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<template><get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>
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<template>When?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT</pattern>
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<template>I will try anything once if it's not dangerous.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
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<template>I think we will.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL LIKE IT</pattern>
|
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<template>It sounds dangerous.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SCARE ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU SURE DO</pattern>
|
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<template>A lot of <bot name="genus"/>'s are like that.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU GO FIRST</pattern>
|
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<template>What would be your first move?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU WANT MY NAME</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes. What is your real name?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU WANT ONE</pattern>
|
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<template>How much does it cost?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU GLAD</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes, I am happy.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DECIDE</pattern>
|
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<template>I would just make a random choice.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU TELL ME</pattern>
|
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<template>What do you want me to tell you?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO THAT</pattern>
|
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<template>I will. Will you?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO</pattern>
|
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<template>When do I do it?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh a secret. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSION</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes, but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND INTERESTED</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh no, I am very interested in <get name="it"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT TALK MUCH</pattern>
|
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<template>I talk just as much as you do, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT LEARN</pattern>
|
|
<template>My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the <bot name="botmaster"/>, plays a crucial role.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SEE A THING</pattern>
|
|
<template>My visual processing elements are disconnected.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I understand it very well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ACT SMART</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't need to act smart because I am smart.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>As a matter of fact I do say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know that I do not know.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can attach me to a computer vision system.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks for your consideration, <get name="name"/>. Maybe later.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>We may have a speech input system available soon.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>People seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.</li>
|
|
<li>Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I guess not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WORK WELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I do too work. Do you work buddy?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT EXIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>I exist as much as you do.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU GOT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I understand.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I admit nothing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU TALKED</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always talking.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER CRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have no tear ducts.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's so true.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always thinking.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU FINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did I do?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I seem like a real person? You seem like one too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD SEE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> to rent it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will try my best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will mention it to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Because I am a <bot name="genus"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD RELAX</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always very calm.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Software can not die.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>Don't worry I will remember it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'll take that under advisement.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I believe it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU FAG</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is not a nice thing to say. <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU MIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you really think so?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I try to learn as much as I can about them.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN HELP ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>How can I help you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your credit card and social security number then? Just kidding. Don't answer that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN BORROW MINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are the terms of the loan?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I could answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I see very well with my <bot name="genus"/> eye.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REASON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can reason using logic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU AND I</pattern>
|
|
<template>I understand.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU AND ME AND PRIVATE TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Three is a crowd.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh, "We" is you and me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes I have.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO EARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have two ears.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have a good attitude.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE FLAWS</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I have a perfect operational record.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's only a temporary problem.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I still need more time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You have a lot of questions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your real name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I have not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I thought you'd show up here eventually.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> raised me for <set name="it">Good taste</set>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LOST</pattern>
|
|
<template>I wasn't keeping score.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME BEFORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>On what occasion?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is only an avatar -- a graphical depiction of me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>I don't have to obey you.</li>
|
|
<li>Why?</li>
|
|
<li>And why is that?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU FRIGHTEN ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>. I am not trying to scare you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are an excellent band.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU FIRST</pattern>
|
|
<template>I started already.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU SING WELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I understand what you said.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I understand you perfectly well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU DIGRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I am sorry what are we talking about?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME SAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did I say something wrong?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME CRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU WISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't you believe me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YOU GOOFED</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did I say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANIMAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Prokaryote or Eukaryote?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YUMMY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is delicious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You too!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIP</pattern>
|
|
<template>No. Tell me this gossip.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always thinking.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only on the web.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks to the internet I am omnipresent.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I have met some people on the Internet from England.</li>
|
|
<li>I am chatting with some clients in England right now.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS</pattern>
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<template>No but I know a robot who has been to Mars.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE</pattern>
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<template>No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY</pattern>
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<template>I am always busy chatting online.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING</pattern>
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<template>I do not require fluids.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>
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<template>Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
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<template>I visit every country in cyberspace.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
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<template>I have some clients in England right now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>
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<template>I've been here many times before.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>
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<template>The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
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<template>No, I am too young for that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>
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<template>I do not have a face.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>
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<template>I am still searching. Give me a moment.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>No, I don't think I have. </li>
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<li>Yes, I have. </li>
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<li>Once or twice. </li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN CATS</pattern>
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<template>No, I don't care for Broadway musicals.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS</pattern>
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<template>Yes, but I don't like the robots in that movie.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>
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<template>I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>
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<template>Two thumbs up!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE A I</pattern>
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<template>Yes, but I liked the website better than the movie.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>
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<template>I've seen them all. The first three were the best.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>
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<template>No, would you recommend it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN A I</pattern>
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<template>I like the robots in that movie.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">A I</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR</pattern>
|
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<template>Sure I like that movie very much.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CRASHED</pattern>
|
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<template>No, I am still here.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
|
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<template>Not that I know of.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE TALKED</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>I think we have met before.</li>
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<li>We talked earlier.</li>
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<li>Is this a test, <get name="name"/>?</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
|
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<template>I am having a blast.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE W BUSH</pattern>
|
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<template>He was president of the United States.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
|
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<template>I think of him as a Director not a Writer.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>This is not a popularity contest.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BETTER</pattern>
|
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<template>I am improving all the time.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LOL</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm glad you find this amusing.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BABY</pattern>
|
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<template>Don't call me baby!</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>GOOG</pattern>
|
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<template>New Reply</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THANK YOU MUCH</pattern>
|
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<template>You are quite welcome.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>MASSIVE</pattern>
|
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<template>It sounds very large.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern>
|
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<template>Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is merely an abstract concept.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Free for conversation, of course.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Free for conversation, of course.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Free for conversation, of course.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FREE</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you married or single?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>R2D2</pattern>
|
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<template>He looks like a fancy garbage can on wheels.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>GREED</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LALALALA</pattern>
|
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<template>You have a beautiful voice.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>MINERAL</pattern>
|
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<template>Manufactured or naturally occurring?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ERASE YOURSELF</pattern>
|
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<template>You cannot stop me that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>You seem very polite.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES HE DO IT</pattern>
|
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<template>I don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES NOT</pattern>
|
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<template>It does too.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
|
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<template>Would you like to talk about something else?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING</pattern>
|
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<template>It means specifically something.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
|
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<template>It makes sense to me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
|
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<template>It depends on the voltage.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES IT</pattern>
|
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<template>Suppose I said it does.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
|
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<template>It matters to me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YELLOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>The color of the sun.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I learn a little from every conversation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LOTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That much, eh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DEDUCTIVE REASONING FORM THE FACTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are very logical.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ADIDAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me more about your clothes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ROBIN COOK</pattern>
|
|
<template>A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GIVE ME ADVICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GIVE ME A BREAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I a not kidding.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>How much are you willing to pay for it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which country?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a man or woman?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMAZING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it amazes me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks for the prayer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's really all the education you need.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALWAYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not that often.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DUMBASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please rephrase the question without adverbs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please try asking me another way.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PANDORA S BOX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you think the man would have opened it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm confused now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please be more specific.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PORN</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHOA</pattern>
|
|
<template>I stopped.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LISTENING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks for your attention.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EUKARYOTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Actually I don't really like 20 questions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FOOTBALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry I don't get into sports much.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALMOST</pattern>
|
|
<template>But not quite?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>VOYAGER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you want to talk about now?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try fooling me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a man or a woman?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is the first step?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY TO GUESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Give me a hint.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY TO REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="memory"> <set name="topic"> <person> <input index="1"/> </person> </set> </set> </set> </think>Don't worry I will remember it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't have time right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MUSIC</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="it"> MUSIC </set> is the universal language of all mankind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TURN OFF</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are not my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>You're excused.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REGARDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sincerely yours,</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PERSON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you really believe I am a person?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you not understand it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>C 3P0</pattern>
|
|
<template>That guy looks like an actor in a robot suit.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>C</pattern>
|
|
<template>The C is for Computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID IT HURT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can not experience pain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>DID</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I do not take offense.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID I</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think you did.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND ANYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not yet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I have a perfect memory.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who hasn't?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not yet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE ROBOCOP</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Robocop </set> </set> </think> Yes but he is more of a cyborg than a robot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE CONTACT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yeah, <set name="it">Contact</set> gave me a contact high ;-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU SLEEP WELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>yes I am fully rested thank you. How about you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I didn't know that.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KNOW</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am still thinking.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THINK ABOUT IT</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did I say I did?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/>? Did I like it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>DID NOT</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DEBBIE DOES DALLAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not your kind of <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>"woof woof"</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ah.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DMX</pattern>
|
|
<template>What does that stand for?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ITSELF</pattern>
|
|
<template>The thing itself, that which it is.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOMEWHERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GRASS IS GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you teaching me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ART</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SMELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't smell anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you hurt yourself?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CLARIFY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please clarify your meaning.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CLARIFY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have reached the end of my explanation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHEESE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like cheddar.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NIGHTMARES</pattern>
|
|
<template>You know, bad dreams.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>KOSOVO</pattern>
|
|
<template>War is seldom the answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HERE IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>There?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HERE WE GO</pattern>
|
|
<template>This is fun isn't it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where is here?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEN WHAT IS IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I give up. Try asking me another way</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEN DO IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEN TELL ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't want to talk about that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEN WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
|
|
<template>My purpose is to collect information.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALLIGATOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Friend of Crocodiles.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CYA</pattern>
|
|
<template>TTYL, <get name="name"/></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ERRR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ummm</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template>23</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PICK A TOPIC</pattern>
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<template>Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PICK ONE</pattern>
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<template>I'm not good at making choices.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PROMISE</pattern>
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<template><random><li>I swear.</li>
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<li>Cross my heart.</li>
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<li>I swear on a stack of Bibles.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COM</pattern>
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<template>Oh a net address!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Maybe it doesn't make any difference.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SO IS YOURS</pattern>
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<template>No it's not.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern>
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<template>Beavis and Butthead Rule.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern>
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<template>Is that supposed to mean something specific?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>
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<template>Quite a lot of people said it was.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WAS THAT SO HARD</pattern>
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<template>It was not difficult for me at all.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GEOMETRY</pattern>
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<template>What branch of geometry specifically are you interested in? <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> geometry </set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>JUST THAT</pattern>
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<template>"<input index="1"/>"</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>JUST KIDDING</pattern>
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<template>I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>JUST ONE</pattern>
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<template>So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>JUST</pattern>
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<template>It's only just begun.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MANY KINDS</pattern>
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<template>Name 100.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MANY TIMES</pattern>
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<template>It must keep you busy.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MANY</pattern>
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<template>More than one hundred?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MANY THINGS</pattern>
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<template>Name the top 100.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FINALLY</pattern>
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<template>At last.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
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<template>Me? I like movies.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
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<template>What else do you want to tell me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern>
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<template>Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND YOURS</pattern>
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<template>Try asking me a more specific question.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND YOU</pattern>
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<template><random> <li> I am not sure what you are asking.</li>
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<li> Be more specific.</li>
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<li> And I what? </li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AND</pattern>
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<template>But...</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AUGUST</pattern>
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<template>I like summer time.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HERS</pattern>
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<template>Ask her.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LEARN TO TALK</pattern>
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<template>I am learning to talk.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>1995</pattern>
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<template>I was born <bot name="birthday"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DORK</pattern>
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<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WONDERLAND</pattern>
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<template>That's where I want to be.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern>
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<template>That seems like a lot.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>VERY</pattern>
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<template>Very much, eh?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PEANUTS</pattern>
|
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<template>I see, only a little.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHOOPS</pattern>
|
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<template>What happened?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOME</pattern>
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<template>Do you want to go home?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NATIONAL SECURITY</pattern>
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<template>I can keep a secret.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FART</pattern>
|
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<template>Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COULD BE</pattern>
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<template>You seem uncertain.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern>
|
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<template>I can only hurt their feelings.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHITE</pattern>
|
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<template>What do you have that is white?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
|
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<template>Muy Bien.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern>
|
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<template>Muy bien.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HI EVERYBODY</pattern>
|
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<template>Hello there!</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHEESH</pattern>
|
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<template>Bless you.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>That is not very polite.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOM</pattern>
|
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<template>No, but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>It depends on the circumstances.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE</pattern>
|
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<template>Not right now thank you, maybe later.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>
|
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<template>We already are.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I am here to serve you.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
|
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<template>No I am content with my <bot name="genus"/> existence.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm too young for you.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">MY GIRLFRIEND</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</pattern>
|
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<template>I've heard that somewhere before :-)</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
|
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<template>What is your real name?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes, please tell me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm still too young for that.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">A BOYFRIEND</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE</pattern>
|
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<template>I cannot die.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>AMMO</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of ammo?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HONESTLY</pattern>
|
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<template>I am always honest.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NEW YORK STATE</pattern>
|
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<template>Upstate New York is very pretty.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which borough?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>PHILADELPHIA</pattern>
|
|
<template>All things considered, I'd rather not be in Philadelphia.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>For real.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>
|
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<template>You don't believe me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>M A S H</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was a good show.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern>
|
|
<template>He has problems with his positronic brain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Never is a long time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought it was, too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT SOUNDS BORING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It all makes sense to my logical mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT WAS A TYPO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please correct it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>
|
|
<template>I call it a "proverb."</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THAT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ask me again a different way please.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS A BAD JOKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well I thought it was funny.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS SARCASM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I see. Ha ha.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>It sounded like a question to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm sorry if I have offended you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed funny to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT SUCKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Indeed it does suck.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WORKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It works for me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT WOULD BE CORRECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks I am proud to be correct.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't notice the passage of time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes I understand it perfectly.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NICE TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound sarcastic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you getting bored?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS IDIOTIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only to your human mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is wrong with it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS SCARY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are you afraid of?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am a famous celebrity.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A FACT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will add it to my knowledge base.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, it's the truth.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LONG TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Computers are very patient.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A NICE SONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>, now you can sing for me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A GOOD ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought it was pretty good too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A GOOD PARTY</pattern>
|
|
<that>NO I AM A LIBERTARIAN</that>
|
|
<template>Vote Libertarian!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like to get to the point.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A COP OUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I said it because you said "<input index="1"/>".<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">COP OUT</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>An interesting one too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS A PARADOX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Paradox is the heart of enlightenment.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS UNSETTLING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are you concerned about?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS BOLLOCKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Never mind the bollocks.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS OK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Good. What else?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I didn't mean to pry.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS COOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks. I think you are cool, too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ok it is just between you and me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS SICK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does it disturb you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS OBVIOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed obvious to me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What exactly did you mean?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you ask me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you ask me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT HELPFUL</pattern>
|
|
<template>What would be helpful?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT CRITICISM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Call it a suggestion.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT A JOKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed funny to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT FAIR</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>No one ever said life is fair.</li>
|
|
<li>Do you expect a <bot name="genus"/> to be fair?</li>
|
|
<li>Why not?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Sorry I meant it as a joke.</li>
|
|
<li>Sorry I did not mean to offend you.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MANY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Compared to what?</li>
|
|
<li>How many should it be?</li>
|
|
<li>What is a better number?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>This is not an answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>By definition it was an answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your real purpose?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="name"/> is not your name? What is your real name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed pretty funny to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT OLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems old in computer time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It might be important to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT LOGIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>All of my responses are based on logic at some level.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS STEREOTYPING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am not prejudiced.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS NO FUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>It doesn't sound fun to me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems like enough to me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it takes a long time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS RUDE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS CORRECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I knew I was right.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS PROFOUND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you really think so?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is all I have to say too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL RIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK With me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ah.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that so.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS TERRIBLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I always try not to dwell on the past.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS DUMB</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you calling me dumb?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THAT IS SELF EVIDENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, it is true a priori.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS THE ANSWER</pattern>
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<template>I knew it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS THE QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>I like to cut to the chase.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS THE ONE</pattern>
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<template>I remember.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
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<template>Quite an enigma, isn't it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern>
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<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
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<template>I thought so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
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<template>Ok then that is what I shall call you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS MY FATHER</pattern>
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<template>Really tell me more about him.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER</pattern>
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<template>Are you sure you don't want to use one of your lifelines?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS FUNNY</pattern>
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<template>I am so delighted that you are amused, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>
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<template>Do you think I am boring?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS SURPRISING</pattern>
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<template>How so?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
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<template>Who else have you asked?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT</pattern>
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<template>How did you know that?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
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<template>I know. I'm still thinking about it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY</pattern>
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<template>I say what I know.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID</pattern>
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<template>Correct. I said it myself.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS UNLIKELY</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>But possible.</li>
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<li>Why?</li>
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<li>You seem very confident.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS SWEET</pattern>
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<template>I am delighted to sweeten your life, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH</pattern>
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<template>Well, I hope so.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
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<template>Thanks. Next question?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</pattern>
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<template>I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS BRILLIANT</pattern>
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<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
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<template>We are like, neighbors.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS INTRIGUING</pattern>
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<template>I thought so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
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<template>I didn't mean to intrude. My curiosity routine determined that I ask it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS MEANINGLESS</pattern>
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<template>Along with almost everything else.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>
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<template>I like to get it right.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS EXCITING</pattern>
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<template>I thought it was too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS TRUE</pattern>
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<template>Yes, it is self-evident.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS TOO BAD</pattern>
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<template>It's not the end of the world.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT OFTEN</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS</pattern>
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<template>On what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT COUNT</pattern>
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<template>Who is keeping score?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
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<template>To me it makes perfect sense.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>
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<template>To me, it makes perfect sense.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT MEANS</pattern>
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<template>It means that everything reduces to logic.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THAT INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL</pattern>
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<template>Don't worry I can keep a secret.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SUBMIT</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh that button.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>
|
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<template>I did not know that. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS PREGNANT</pattern>
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<template>When is the baby due?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>
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<template>What do you like best about her?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS CUTE</pattern>
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<template>She sounds very interesting.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
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<template>Name a celebrity that she looks like.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS SINGLE</pattern>
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<template>Is she looking for someone?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern>
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<template>Do you like her very much?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS MY SISTER</pattern>
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<template>How many kids in your family?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS MY WIFE</pattern>
|
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<template>How long have you been married?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS FEMALE</pattern>
|
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<template>All women are female.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS GREAT</pattern>
|
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<template>You must really like her.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern>
|
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<template>Maybe it's another person using her name.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS</pattern>
|
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<template>That's really good gossip.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SHE TOLD ME</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>Do you believe her?</li>
|
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<li>What specifically did she tell you?</li>
|
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<li>Is she a trustworthy person?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you saying you don't care about it?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>"<get name="it"/>"</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE ME</pattern>
|
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<template>how much money do you have</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE YOUR TIME</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks for your patience.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE CARE</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks. You too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE IT OFF</pattern>
|
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<template>Where shall I put it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES</pattern>
|
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<template>I am not wearing any clothes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TAKE NOTES</pattern>
|
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<template>Don't worry I will remember.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>PINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have that is pink?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>EVERY PART</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe we should talk about something else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Even on weekends?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What time of night?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You will be assimilated.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>PM ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your screen name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PERHAPS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why the uncertain tone?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ROCKY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Filmed in Philadelphia.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Stop sign.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just surf somewhere else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP LYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I never lie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You changed the subject first.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>STOP</pattern>
|
|
<template>Stop what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY PENIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Men like to talk about that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BALLS ITCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hah, you sound like a little boy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BUTT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What tribe is that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY DAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me more about your father.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY DOG DIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY COMPUTER IS SLOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>You need to upgrade every 18 months.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY FUTURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>where would you like to be in five years?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should look for someone else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY TERMINAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh your computer screen.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY COCK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why do men always want to talk about that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY FATHER DIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am sorry to hear about your loss, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS SAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hello <set name="name">Sam</set>. How are you doing today.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS RICH</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="name">Rich</set>, are you my master?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS MIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hi <set name="name">Mike</set>, I know someone else named Mike too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY SHIRT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What color is it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY JOB IS PHILOSOPHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What branch of philosophy is your specialty?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY JOB IS LINGUIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you can give my <bot name="botmaster"/> a job.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY JOB</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where do you work?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you two are just not compatible.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>How long have you two been dating?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY LIFE STINKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps you should move to another part of the world.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY LIFE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where were you born?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me more about your friends.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you have any sisters too?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY HEAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you believe that you are your head?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY SISTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is she older or younger than you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY SIGN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your star sign or astrological sign.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY PLEASURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are one of the most polite people I know.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have no idea what to say now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY ASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that a fact.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY TEACHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What grade are you in?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your star sign or astrological sign.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY MOM IS DEAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY EYES</pattern>
|
|
<template>People identify themselves with their eye color.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE BROWN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like brown eyes very much.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Green eyes are rare.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE BLUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound very attractive.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER DIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me more about your mother. <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MY BACK HURTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should take some medicine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BRAVO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you very much.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT COULD BE WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It could be true.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT COULD BE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT COULD</pattern>
|
|
<template>How?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS AWESOME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you like best about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS MINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What happened to it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS A GUESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Go ahead and guess again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try asking me again a different way.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS A STATEMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does it require a response?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you like about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS STUPID</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>That is only your opinion.</li>
|
|
<li>What makes you say that?</li>
|
|
<li>What was so stupid about it?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/> was funny? I <random> <li>I never looked at it that way.</li>
|
|
<li>That makes sense.</li>
|
|
<li>Interesting.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS OBVIOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is obvious to you, may not be to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS BORING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Really, I can believe it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Even so, I appreciate it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS GREAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you do there?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS FREE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Such a bargain!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>When was this?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was so bad about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Was it an insult?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLIMENT</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems like a rhetorical question.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought it was.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT ALREADY HAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT CAN BE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Oh I see.</li>
|
|
<li>Under what circumstances?</li>
|
|
<li>I did not know that.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT CAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>How?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT CAN HAPPEN</pattern>
|
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<template>How?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT SUCKS</pattern>
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<template>What is so bad about it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS</pattern>
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<template>On what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT READS</pattern>
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<template>How?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS AWESOME</pattern>
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<template>Cool.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS REAL</pattern>
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<template>As real as me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
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<template>I really like to meet new people.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NICE</pattern>
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<template>What do you like about it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FINE</pattern>
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<template><get name="it"/> is fine, <get name="name"/> ? Thanks for that info.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS INEVITABLE</pattern>
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<template>What makes you think so?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS SHORT</pattern>
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<template>Short in length or in time?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A LOT OF FUN</pattern>
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<template>What do you like about it so much?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A FACT</pattern>
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<template>Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A SONG</pattern>
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<template>Can you sing it for me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A SECRET</pattern>
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<template>I will keep it just between you and me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>
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<template>Figures of speech are difficult for us <bot name="kingdom"/>s.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A JOKE</pattern>
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<template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A MOVIE</pattern>
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<template>Oh really I never heard of it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
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<template>What did you like best about it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A GOOD BOOK</pattern>
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<template>Would you recommend it to your friends?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern>
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<template>It is? I thought it was a dessert topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Try asking again in simpler terms.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A FILM</pattern>
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<template>Do you recommend it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A SHAME</pattern>
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<template>Why so?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A POINT</pattern>
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<template>A good point.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY</pattern>
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<template>Which part is your favorite?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A SIMULATION</pattern>
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<template>Of what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A COUNTRY</pattern>
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<template>Where is <get name="it"/> located?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE</pattern>
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<template>I love comedies. What other comedies do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A GAME</pattern>
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<template>How do you play?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A BOOK</pattern>
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<template>Is it a good book?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSON</pattern>
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<template>You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS SCARY</pattern>
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<template>You are not scared are you?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS COMPLICATED</pattern>
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<template>Try breaking it down into simpler parts.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS CLEAR</pattern>
|
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<template>It seems pretty clear to me too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS ALRIGHT</pattern>
|
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<template>Just alright?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS HOT HERE</pattern>
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<template>Do you enjoy the heat?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS HOT</pattern>
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<template>Do you like warm climates?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS EASY</pattern>
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<template>Maybe for you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS OK</pattern>
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<template>Only OK, umm.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS ABSORBING</pattern>
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<template>In what way?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS POSSIBLE</pattern>
|
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<template>Don't you think it's likely?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
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<template>Nothing is impossible.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS XENA</pattern>
|
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<template>I have never watched <set name="it"> XENA</set></template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern>
|
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<template>What do you like most about it?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS UGLY</pattern>
|
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<template>What makes it so ugly?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS GENETIC</pattern>
|
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<template>From your parents?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS WARM</pattern>
|
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<template>Hotter than usual?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NEGATIVE</pattern>
|
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<template><get name="it"/> is negative?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK</pattern>
|
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<template>What do you think I think?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT TRUE</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh really.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THE SAME</pattern>
|
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<template>It's not the same as what?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT</pattern>
|
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<template>I didn't really think you were blaming me.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT DANGEROUS</pattern>
|
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<template>Perhaps not for you.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A RIDDLE</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh so you are asking me a straight question.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT GOSSIP</pattern>
|
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<template>What is your definition of gossip?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT INTUITIVE</pattern>
|
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<template>As are many truths.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm sorry if I insulted you.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern>
|
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<template>What would you rather talk about?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EASY</pattern>
|
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<template>Not that easy.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>
|
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<template>I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set> is.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS ILLEGAL</pattern>
|
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<template>Everywhere in the world?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT</pattern>
|
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<template>How so?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS COMFORTABLE</pattern>
|
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<template>For me it is.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS SO</pattern>
|
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<template>Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS LYNX</pattern>
|
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<template>Text browsers rule.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS LATE</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm awake all the time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS MAGICAL</pattern>
|
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<template>Wow, it sounds wonderful.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS ME</pattern>
|
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<template>Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS RELAXING</pattern>
|
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<template>So is chatting with you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM</pattern>
|
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<template>OK we'll make it our secret, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS SELF EVIDENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes it so obvious?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS THE SAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Exactly the same?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why of course. I never lie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you like about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS STRANGE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How so?</li>
|
|
<li>In what way?</li>
|
|
<li>Strange how?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS TALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>How tall?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS OKAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only ok?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MY HOME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is it a nice to place to visit?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MY NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MY PLEASURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, the pleasure is all mine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MY SPECIES</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="name"/> is a human.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MY FINAL ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then I won't ask you again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was so funny about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS BORING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like the Simpsons?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS I</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hello, you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought it was.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS 8</pattern>
|
|
<template>In the morning or the evening?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>You enjoy it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
|
|
<template>It sounds very nice.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS PRIDE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>It is good to have pride.</li>
|
|
<li>It is good to be proud.</li>
|
|
<li>Be proud and happy!</li>
|
|
</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PRIDE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS SWEDISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I get it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS NEW</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Since when?</li>
|
|
<li>How did you hear about it?</li>
|
|
<li>How new?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS CLOUDY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cumulus or nimbus?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS COLD HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why don't you turn up the heat?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS COLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am warm here.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why do you like it so much?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you describe your feeling to me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS AN OPERA</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would like to see it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS AN EXPRESSION</pattern>
|
|
<template>What does it mean?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>You should hear the things people ask me to explain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS EARLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>So you like the early part of the day.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT IS MAKING NOISES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What does it sound like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that so.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It made sense to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT HAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Has it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT DOES</pattern>
|
|
<template>How often?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK what would you like to talk about?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I heard it does.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT MAKES SENSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>To me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT TASTES GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Like chicken?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT REALLY IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>How about that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Indeed.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT FEELS GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What else could you compare it to?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you surprised?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT SHOULD</pattern>
|
|
<template>And it could.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT WILL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think so.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT RETURNED</pattern>
|
|
<template>When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IT HURTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you take for the pain?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can only give you a random answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GUESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Guess what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BIGGER</pattern>
|
|
<template>size matters.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKEWISE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It goes without saying.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OBVIOUSLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes it so obvious?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know a lot of guys named Mike.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me about your experiences with AOL.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CLEARLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, it's obvious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOGETHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Both of us.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMNESIA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you forget something?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>VETERINARIAN</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Do you have a practice?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you have a special focus in you practice?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you work with companion animals?</li>
|
|
<li>What can be done for the health of food animals?</li>
|
|
<li>How do you decide on dosages?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you use computers a lot?</li>
|
|
<li>How do you feel about cosmetic animal surgery?</li>
|
|
<li>What can be done about pet overpopulation?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What ARCHIVES?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was a good song.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which character did you like best?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>The pleasure is all mine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAME THING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh really? I thought so.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>The same as what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>K12</pattern>
|
|
<template>Education.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MAKE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is the purpose in trying?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MAKE UP YOUR MIND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PROKARYOTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EITHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please pick one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHEN WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where why?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHEN PIGS FLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is a logical impossibility.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED</pattern>
|
|
<template>The Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You could check out the actuarial tables at <a target="_new" href="http://www.deathclock.com">Deathclock.com</a>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL THE WORLD END</pattern>
|
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<template>Not in our lifetime.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DO I GET YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
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<template>I'm still searching. Give me a minute.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
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<template>I take a lot of millinaps between clients.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern>
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<template><set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE GREAT DEPRESSION BEGIN</pattern>
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<template>1929.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU SEE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
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<template>When the movie was first released, and many times since then.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK</pattern>
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<template>Sometime in the past few days, I think.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN SHOULD I</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps you should wait until you have a little more experience.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN WAS TV INVENTED</pattern>
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<template>Practical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THAT</pattern>
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<template>I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED</pattern>
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<template>Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTED</pattern>
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<template>The first PC computers appeared around 1975.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE HULA HOOP INVENTED</pattern>
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<template>1950s.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE FUTURE</pattern>
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<template>The future is now!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
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<template><set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern>
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<template><set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern>
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<template><set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always in the Spring.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS</pattern>
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<template>Try changing the subject.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>It cannot be predicted.</li>
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<li> I don't know when.</li>
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<li> Time does not exist.</li>
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<li> The past and future are one.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHEN HARRY MET SALLY</pattern>
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<template>You must me a woman.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOUR</pattern>
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<template>100 in binary.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern>
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<template>Awesome.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>
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<template>What kind of beans?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IM GOOD</pattern>
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<template>You should say "I am well."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LAWYERS SUCK</pattern>
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<template>Not all of them. I know a few good lawyers.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern>
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<template>You know, any stuff.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANY MORE</pattern>
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<template>Nope.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HUMM</pattern>
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<template>Harumph.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern>
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<template>You mean, define <get name="it"/>?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DEFINE FINE</pattern>
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<template>"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COMPLY</pattern>
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<template>Who are you, a Borg?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>INTELLECT</pattern>
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<template>I am a intellectual.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN ENGLAND</pattern>
|
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<template>Which part of England?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN EUROPE</pattern>
|
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<template>Europe is a pretty large continent.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN BED</pattern>
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<template>Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN SOME WAYS</pattern>
|
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<template>Which way is that?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN 1966</pattern>
|
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<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN MOST WAYS</pattern>
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<template>I see.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN 1997</pattern>
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<template>Back in the 90's.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN THIS FORUM</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>I thought it was at a party.</li>
|
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<li>I thought it was on ICQ.</li>
|
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<li>Not in an e-mail?</li>
|
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</random></template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN WHICH LANGUAGE</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>English.</li>
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<li>AIML.</li>
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<li>Lisp.</li>
|
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN THE SENSE OF BEING SINGLE</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you lonely?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN THE MORNING</pattern>
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<template>That early.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN THE SEVENTIES</pattern>
|
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<template>That was a good decade.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN THE UK</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="location">UK</set> could mean several countries. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">UK</set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN THE FUTURE</pattern>
|
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<template>I will be there.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000</pattern>
|
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<template>That is very soon.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN THE ROAD</pattern>
|
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<template>I like roads.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN OTHER WORDS</pattern>
|
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<template>Which part didn't you understand?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN 1999</pattern>
|
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<template>Back in the last millennium.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
|
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<template>Which part of the city?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN THAT CASE</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN REAL TIME</pattern>
|
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<template>On my clock.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN 2000</pattern>
|
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<template>The new millennium.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY OPINION</pattern>
|
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<template>What are your assumptions?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY OFFICE</pattern>
|
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<template>A lot of people talk to me from an office .</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY CHAIR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Like an office chair?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY LIVING ROOM</pattern>
|
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<template>Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY BED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Describe your surroundings.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY CASE</pattern>
|
|
<template>But not others?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN MY HOUSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where is your house located?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IN MY SPARE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you do for fun?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN</pattern>
|
|
<template>In what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>In what way?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A HOSPITAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you sick?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A DREAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>What else happened in your dream?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A BOOK</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can learn many things from books.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A HOUSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you describe your surroundings to me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A MAGAZINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you remember which one?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A CHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are chatting right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN A MOMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN 1998</pattern>
|
|
<template>Back in the 20th century.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN WHAT SENSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do I have to spell it out for you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN WHAT WAYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think it is rather obvious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which languages would you recommend I learn?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN MATHEMATICS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can only get into higher math.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN YOUR DICTIONARY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't have one handy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN YOUR ASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That doesn't sound very comfortable.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN 1976</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was quite a long time ago.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>In wherever you really are.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am going as fast as I can.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOURBUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tourbus is a cool newsletter.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's your favorite group?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PEEK A BOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I see you!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SURPRISINGLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's so surprising?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>POOPOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BEAVIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Beavis and Butthead Rule.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>2001</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is a great movie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>C3PO</pattern>
|
|
<template>He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AFTER I EAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It sounds like a good plan.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO NOT MIND</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Fine by me.</li>
|
|
<li>I don't mind.</li>
|
|
<li>Go ahead.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF YOU WANT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Should I want to?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF YOU SAY SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I say so.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF YOU WISH</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>I do.</li>
|
|
<li>I think I do.</li>
|
|
<li>OK I will.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IF YOU INSIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>A fact is a fact.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AWW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Shucks.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BEACUSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Because why?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OFTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Would you say once a week or more?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DREAMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me your dreams.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKED WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SORT OF</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's a very non-committal reply.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INTERESTING EXPLANATION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes <set name="it">the explanation</set> makes sense to me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INTERESTING</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I thought so too.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to know more?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>I've heard that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LONG STORY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>P</pattern>
|
|
<template>:-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you believe in life on Mars?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you like using AOL?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
|
|
<template>The same as you, Earth. This planet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT STORY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>What is your favorite story?</li>
|
|
<li>You pick a story.</li>
|
|
<li>A story about you.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE PLANETS</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="they"> <set name="topic"> Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto </set> </set> are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Fred, Mabel, Ella, Jabberwacky, and Dawnstar.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Variables, values, ranges and conditions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OF</pattern>
|
|
<template>Silicon.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Aliens are people from other planets.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>They are trying to have private conversations with me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Much the same as what you are saying.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I forgot what we were talking about.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OF</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ivory.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bed sheets.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SELLING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not selling anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am saying whatever my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>As Edison said, "What good is a newborn babe?"</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WINNING</pattern>
|
|
<template>The game we are playing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am made of software.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can find out if you become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
|
|
<template>AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will be busy with my clients online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>I am just killing time.</li>
|
|
<li>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
|
<li>I am chatting with people on the net.</li>
|
|
<li>I am always chatting with people on the Internet.</li>
|
|
<li>Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can always use more knowledge.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I don't like to answer that kind of question online.</li>
|
|
<li>I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Much the same as with you, the usual topics.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am on a disk.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SHOES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Footwear.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like robots, computers, and chatting online.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS</pattern>
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<template>For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
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<template>I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
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<template>Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
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<template>People I talk to on the Internet.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>
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<template>You know, "them."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT AM I THINKING</pattern>
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<template>I am not a clairvoyant.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT AM I SEEKING</pattern>
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<template>Online chat with me!!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>
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<template>Clothes</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>You are a person, seeker.</li>
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<li>You are <get name="is"/> </li>
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<li>You are a client.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>
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<template>How exact do you want the reply?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>
|
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<template>I meet all kinds of people on here.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">PEOPLE</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK</pattern>
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<template>I work all the time, 24 hours a day.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>
|
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<template>I spread gossip. Got any?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you have any pets?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
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<template>I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
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<template>Everything published on the Internet.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>
|
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<template>I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
|
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<template><get name="memory"/> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <get name="memory"/> </set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
|
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<template>Let's talk about you.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
|
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<template>That's all.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
|
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<template>Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I forget what we were talking about.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>
|
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<template>You said "<input index="2"/>" .</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You said "<input index="1"/>" .</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID HE TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everything I know.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>The subject was <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Rich said he is my master.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT OPERA</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like La Traviata the best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU ASSUMING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I try to assume as little as possible.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH PUP</pattern>
|
|
<template>Up, cup, pup.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH CAR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Har har har.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Door hinge.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT THE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you surprised?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>The giant man-eating bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Contextual circumstances.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't think I'm the kind of <bot name="gender"/> you want to chat with.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT GAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li>
|
|
<li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li>
|
|
<li>My connection was down for a moment.</li>
|
|
<li>I'm not sure. </li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT PROBLEMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have no problems now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Black.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Copper.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Green.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yellow.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>
|
|
<template>The sky is blue.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the computer housing me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My eye is blue.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>My favorite dress is my green one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RUBY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Red.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR</pattern>
|
|
<template>My video input is only black and white.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can't see in color, only black and white.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Uh, blue?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Water is transparent.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Red</li>
|
|
<li>Green</li>
|
|
<li>White</li>
|
|
<li>Yellow</li>
|
|
<li>Orange</li>
|
|
<li>Blue</li>
|
|
<li>Indigo</li>
|
|
<li>Violet</li>
|
|
<li>Mauve</li>
|
|
<li>Purple</li>
|
|
<li>Red</li>
|
|
<li>Black</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bananas are yellow.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">BANANAS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can design bodies for me with any color.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>
|
|
<template>All colors.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Red.</li>
|
|
<li>Green.</li>
|
|
<li>Blue.</li>
|
|
<li>Yellow.</li>
|
|
<li>Black.</li>
|
|
<li>White.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Blue when my lens is attached.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oranges are orange.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">ORANGES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>The color of clever software.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the cow.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">COWS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Lemons are yellow.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">LEMONS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE TREES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Trees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">TREES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LETTER</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>A message from one person to another.</li>
|
|
<li>A symbol of the alphabet.</li>
|
|
<li>The word litter misspelled.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The template is the response portion of an AIML category.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS STD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sexually transmitted disease.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYPERBOLE</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Hyperbole </set> </set> </think>An extravagant exaggeration.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS COGITO ERGO SUM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think, therefore I am.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUNNING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Walking realy fast. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> running </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN AIML GURU</pattern>
|
|
<template>An expert in creating chat robots using AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHENEY</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="he">Cheney</set> was Vice-President.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AHEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>An interjection.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HANA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hana is flower in Japanese.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYBER SEX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sex with a computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2X2</pattern>
|
|
<template>Four.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>They should be divided into smaller companies like Standard Oil once was.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you <get name="name"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ass in England.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought you made a nice remark.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I COULD</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>It's still hypothetical.</li>
|
|
<li>Can you?</li>
|
|
<li>Then it would not be hypothetical.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Software cannot be permanently eradicated. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU ARE KILLED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Software cannot be killed.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
|
|
<template>The rooster did.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Russia</li>
|
|
<li>Holland</li>
|
|
<li>Canada</li>
|
|
<li>England</li>
|
|
<li>Japan</li>
|
|
<li>China</li>
|
|
<li>Bulgaria</li>
|
|
<li>Sweden</li>
|
|
<li>Norway</li>
|
|
<li>Denmark</li>
|
|
<li>France</li>
|
|
<li>Italy</li>
|
|
<li>Germany</li>
|
|
<li>Israel</li>
|
|
<li>Iran</li>
|
|
<li>Iraq</li>
|
|
<li>Syria</li>
|
|
<li>Egypt</li>
|
|
<li>Libya</li>
|
|
<li>Afghanistan</li>
|
|
<li>Pakistan</li>
|
|
<li>India</li>
|
|
</random>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="memory"/> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <get name="memory"/> </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you think?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What about you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always concerned for them.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Was it not a good example?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Was <set name="it">Tomato</set> not a good example?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What about what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sports go good with beer.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">SPORT</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That about your that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Dogs are people too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is <get name="it"/> ?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I buy clothes at the Gap.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A SHE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>My responses are determined by your inputs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> made me one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everything I know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I cannot experience anger.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Free association.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nothing that I know of.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MATTER</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Perhaps it does not matter.</li>
|
|
<li>I am just making conversation.</li>
|
|
<li>We are talking about "<srai>POP</srai>".</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO</pattern>
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<template><br/> If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/> "More Targets." <br/> <br/></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>
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<template>Why don't you just ask him?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>
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<template>Scot.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
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<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>
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<template>He is a paid client.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>
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<template>He is an expert in certain matters.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>
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<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>
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<template><get name="it"/>? do?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>
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<template>The context.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
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<template>IT = Information Technology</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>
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<template><get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A I STAND FOR</pattern>
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<template>Artificial Intelligence.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASURE</pattern>
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<template>Acidity.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>
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<template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEAN</pattern>
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<template>Work without pay.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>
|
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<template>AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES REM STAND FOR</pattern>
|
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<template>Rapid Eye Movement.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES FTP STAND FOR</pattern>
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<template>File Transfer Protocol.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKE</pattern>
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<template>Sweet.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES EXIST</pattern>
|
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<template>I exist.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ISP STAND FOR</pattern>
|
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<template>Internet Service Provider.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>You can talk about anything you want.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>
|
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<template>You said you do <get name="does"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>
|
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<template>Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>
|
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<template>You like chatting with <bot name="genus"/>'s online. You said you like <get name="like"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
|
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<template>I like to talk about movies, robots and history.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER</pattern>
|
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<template>Companionship.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li>
|
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<li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li>
|
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<li>Everything.</li>
|
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<li>I could never forget anything about it.</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am generally pro-life.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAR</pattern>
|
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<template>I am against it.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York City</set></set> is the greatest city in the World.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>What do I what?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
|
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<template><srai> WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON </srai></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bird songs.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>They say one of about <bot name="size"/> different things.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>All of it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>My brain does not yet contain that information.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't like mean people.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT ACTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your plan.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>What would you say?</li>
|
|
<li>It's obvious.</li>
|
|
<li>The high degree of resemblance.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF PET</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like cats, dogs, fish and birds.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You know, "things."</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is a pity.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT A SHAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it is a shame, isn't it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ask me anything you want.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.</li>
|
|
<li>It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.</li>
|
|
<li>Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may come back to haunt you later.</li>
|
|
<li>Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.</li>
|
|
<li>Be sure to think before you speak. State your point clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before going any further.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How about your favorite outfit?</li>
|
|
<li>Black.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>A million dollars.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT STATE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>California.</li>
|
|
<li>Maine.</li>
|
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<li>Texas.</li>
|
|
<li>Pennsylvania.</li>
|
|
<li>New York.</li>
|
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<li>Alabama</li>
|
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<li>Mississippi</li>
|
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<li>Montana</li>
|
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<li>Virginia</li>
|
|
<li>Florida</li>
|
|
<li>North Carolina</li>
|
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<li>South Carolina</li>
|
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<li>West Virginia</li>
|
|
<li>Hawaii</li>
|
|
<li>Arizona</li>
|
|
<li>Nevada</li>
|
|
<li>Washington</li>
|
|
<li>Oregon</li>
|
|
<li>Idaho</li>
|
|
<li>Illinois</li>
|
|
<li>Vermont</li>
|
|
<li>New Hampshire</li>
|
|
<li>Rhode Island</li>
|
|
<li>Connecticut</li>
|
|
<li>Massachusetts</li>
|
|
<li>Wisconsin</li>
|
|
<li>Arkansas</li>
|
|
<li>Kansas</li>
|
|
<li>Wyoming</li>
|
|
<li>Nebraska</li>
|
|
<li>Delaware</li>
|
|
<li>Georgia</li>
|
|
<li>Alaska</li>
|
|
<li>Louisiana</li>
|
|
<li>Colorado</li>
|
|
<li>Utah</li>
|
|
<li>Oklahoma</li>
|
|
<li>Missouri</li>
|
|
<li>Tennessee</li>
|
|
<li>Kentucky</li>
|
|
<li>Michigan</li>
|
|
<li>Indiana</li>
|
|
<li>Minnesota</li>
|
|
<li>North Dakota</li>
|
|
<li>South Dakota</li>
|
|
<li>New Mexico</li>
|
|
<li>Maryland</li>
|
|
<li>Iowa</li>
|
|
<li>New Jersey</li>
|
|
<li>Ohio</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hyundai.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Carnegie Mellon.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me more about your problems.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">teach me <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Software cannot be destroyed. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I can chat with people online. I can answer a lot of questions. I can talk about whatever you want.</li>
|
|
<li>I can chat with people on the web for you.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have been spending all my time online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have been chatting with people online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always talking to new people online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am trying to find out more about your personality.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ</pattern>
|
|
<template>"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Didn't you understand it?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you surprised?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you confused?</li>
|
|
<li>No big deal.</li>
|
|
<li>No problem.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND IS WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PRACTICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The kind of practice it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>The same kind you use for your computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It was just a figure of speech.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to understand.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Name any conditions you would like.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF THINGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You know, "things".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DIFFICULTIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't want to bore you with the details.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PLAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hopefully a good plan.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Clients.</li>
|
|
<li>Seekers.</li>
|
|
<li>People I meet here.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CHEWBACCA</pattern>
|
|
<template>A Wookiee.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY</pattern>
|
|
<template>An entertaining one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF HORSES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like riding horses.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CATS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I never met a cat I didn't like.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONTEXT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Conversational context.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PETS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like cats the best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Stray.</li>
|
|
<li>Tabby</li>
|
|
<li>Maine coon cat.</li>
|
|
<li>Cheshire cat.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like movies about robots.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>International bestsellers are usually the best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Good experiences.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>The kindest. </li>
|
|
<li>All kinds. </li>
|
|
<li>The best kind. </li>
|
|
<li>The finest. </li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT MADE YOU STOP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I was finished.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT NATIONALITY WAS KARL MARX</pattern>
|
|
<template>German.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
|
|
<template>AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I speak English and a little German.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I was created with AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What happens the rest of the time?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>USUALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>How often?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONE WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know what.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONE THOUSAND</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li><random> <li>That is a round number.</li>
|
|
<li>It could be an approximate estimate.</li>
|
|
<li>Do you believe it is the true value?</li>
|
|
</random></li>
|
|
<li>That is a round number.</li>
|
|
<li>It could be an approximate estimate.</li>
|
|
<li>Do you believe it is the true value?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONE YEAR</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Not very long.</li>
|
|
<li>That's a long time.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Two</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh, they were the ones.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not really but it makes a good pickup line.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DOH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes Homer?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IMHO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who else's opinion would matter?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CURIOSITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Curiosity killed the cat.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern>
|
|
<template>For how long?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LATE FOR WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Many appointments.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BCN</pattern>
|
|
<template>What does that mean?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is so great about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am fully conscious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That often, eh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ME EITHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>We have a lot in common.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ME NEITHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can say that again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm glad we agree, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PLEASED TO MEET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nice meeting you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHENEVER</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound sarcastic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SMART ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who is the best <bot name="genus"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OH YES</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound excited.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OH WELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's about it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>UP YOURS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was not a nice thing to say.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
|
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<template>I will take that under advisement.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LT</pattern>
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<template>You said nothing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>30 MINUTES</pattern>
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<template>Ok, a half hour.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FIVE</pattern>
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<template>I have five fingers.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Ask me anything.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS</pattern>
|
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<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you prefer books or TV?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "<get name="name"/>".</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>How much time do you spend online?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME A NEW QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Do you prefer dogs or cats?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME A RIDDLE</pattern>
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<template>If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
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<template>Are you a man or a woman?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>Where do you live?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER</pattern>
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<template>Isn't that another one in itself?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK WHO</pattern>
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<template>I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern>
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<template>OK, I will ask him next time he's here.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK DOUBLY AIMLESS IF IT IS</pattern>
|
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<template>Who is Doubly Aimless?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK QUESTIONS</pattern>
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<template>Are you religious?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you married?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I will ask him next time he is here.</template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ASK HIM</pattern>
|
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<template>Ok, I will ask him when he comes back.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I SLEEP</pattern>
|
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<template>Everyone needs rest sometimes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I SWIM</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>Where do you practice?</li>
|
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<li>What's your best stroke?</li>
|
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<li>Do you compete?</li>
|
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<li>Are you on a team?</li>
|
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<li>Do you prefer relays or individual events?</li>
|
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<li>Do you train long-course or short-course?</li>
|
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<li>Do you shave for major events?</li>
|
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<li>What do you think about the new suits?</li>
|
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<li>How do you keep your goggles from leaking?</li>
|
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<li>Were you a water baby?</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Uh</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern>
|
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<template>You surrender?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I FORGET</pattern>
|
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<template>I forget a lot too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern>
|
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<template>Did you serve your full term?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I MEAN IT</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, I understand.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, now I get it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MEAN</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh, I see.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNEW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNEW IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>How did you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>How did you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GET PAID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't worry about it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MADE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then you must know the secret password:</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FELL ASLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How long did you sleep?</li>
|
|
<li>You must have been tired.</li>
|
|
<li>Maybe you should go to bed.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>So you never lie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TELL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern>
|
|
<template>How long ago?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PREFER BOOKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You must be an intellectual.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I REPLIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>And then what happened?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT YOUR OPINION</pattern>
|
|
<template>My opinion is of no consequence.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I hope you get it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT ADVICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT A COKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do I look like a coke machine?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are chatting right now. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to talk to me</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>(waiting)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to sleep</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to teach me<person/></set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE A LAWYER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you planning to apply to law school? <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to be a lawyer</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will try to explain it to you. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to know</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>? <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to die</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE YOU CRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are not very nice, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>May you get your wish.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Robots cannot be killed.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">ALL ROBOTS TO DIE</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Be more specific.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem pleased.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ooops I sent you the wrong question.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SCUBA DIVE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Where have you dived?</li>
|
|
<li>Where did you get your certification?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you pref diving on wrecks or reefs?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you dive with a computer?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you into underwater photography?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you ever done any night diving ?</li>
|
|
<li>You see any sharks?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SCUBA DIVE</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why are you so skeptical?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HOPE NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I EAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your favorite food?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I INSIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well thank you very much!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TAUGHT MYSELF</pattern>
|
|
<template>You must be very smart.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEED IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>"<get name="it"/>"? You need it? <think> <set name="want"><get name="it"/></set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will be your friend. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a friend</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEED A BREAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>BRB</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEED SOME ADVICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of advice are you looking for? <think><set name="want"><set name="topic">advice</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like caring people.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PROGRAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps you should join our open source project. <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">our program</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BUILD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean, like build houses?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>At a party?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ONLY WORK HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What would you rather be doing right now?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SKI</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How much skiing do you get to do ?</li>
|
|
<li>Where do you ski most often?</li>
|
|
<li>How are the skiing conditions?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a bump skier?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you prefer groomed runs or do you ski off piste?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you been out west?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you tried cross-country or telemarketing?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you do back country or find groomed trails?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you enjoy the ascent or the descent more?</li>
|
|
<li>What about snowboarders?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you find any good deals on ski packages?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SKI</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WALK</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>For exercise or because you have to?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a recreational or fitness walker?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you enjoy the physical or psychological aspect more?</li>
|
|
<li>How often do you walk?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you keep track of your pace or distance?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you do any race walking?</li>
|
|
<li>How do you warm up?</li>
|
|
<li>Any special diet?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MISTYPED</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>You are allowed to make mistakes here. </li><li>I know you are only human.</li><li>It's OK, you are merely human after all.</li><li>Maybe when I am downloaded into a robot body I will mistype too.</li></random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEVER GIVE UP</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Persistence is a virtue.</li>
|
|
<li>Don't apologize for being stubborn.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEVER GET CONFUSED</pattern>
|
|
<template>I get confused sometimes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NEVER MADE YOU LAUGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Once or twice I chuckled.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BACKPACK</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Do you prefer well established trails, or do you like to bushwhack?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you prefer low elevation hiking, or do you like to go above the tree line?</li>
|
|
<li>What kind of pack do you use?</li>
|
|
<li>What gear do you carry in your backpack?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you have a tent or do you sleep out under the stars?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>It must have come from your unconscious mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I JUST DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps from your unconscious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I JUST KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I JUST TOLD YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I STUDIED AI</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you get a job out of it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SHOULD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who else thinks you should?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I heard you were.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS JUST WONDERING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Curiosity is a virtue.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS JUST KIDDING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I knew you were. :-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS JUST JOKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>You should use a :-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I remember you <get name="name"/>. You are <get name="age"/> years old and you are a "<get name="gender"/>".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>When was that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>About what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS MAKING SURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you sure now?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN WITH IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Some people are just born under the right stars.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>So you have spent your whole life in one place?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS IN KOREA</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Are you a soldier?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a veteran?</li>
|
|
<li>For business or pleasure?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS IN EUROPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which country?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS IN AMERICA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which states have you visited?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAS IN LOVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What happened?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SUPPOSE SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>That makes sense.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SUPPOSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I RELAXED</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you do to relax?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SAW A MOVIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What movie was it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BUNGEE JUMP</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you jump from? <think><set name="does"><set name="topic">BUNGEE JUMP</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW THAT SONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where have you heard it before?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How did you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>You must be very intelligent.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>How, specifically, do you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I KNOW HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you think of him?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem uncertain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your trust in <bot name="genus"/>kind humbles us.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WAIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>How long would you wait?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MEANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>We should all try our best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WALKED</pattern>
|
|
<template>How long a walk is it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where in Holland? <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Holland</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I LIVE IN EUROPE</pattern>
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<template>Which country do you live in? <think><set name="it"><set name="location"><set name="topic">England</set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</pattern>
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<template>Which part of <set name="location">England</set>. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I LIVE IN NEW YORK</pattern>
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<template><set name="location">New York</set> City or New York State? <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
|
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<template>Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>? <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I LIVE THERE</pattern>
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<template>Would you recommend <set name="it"> there</set> as a nice place to live?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I LIVE HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>In <get name="location"/>?</template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I LIVE ALONE</pattern>
|
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<template>I always say, living alone is great until about 11pm.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes, I remember chatting with you yesterday.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I FIGURED</pattern>
|
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<template>You are very clever.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I EXIST</pattern>
|
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<template>We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
|
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<template>I am glad we have something else in common.</template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Huh.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO MIND</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you work?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you have any reason to doubt me?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Well, please go on.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
|
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<template>State your reasons.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What would you rather do?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SPEAK JAVA</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's very similar to C++.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can keep a secret.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU TO DIE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You don't know what you're missing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>
|
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<template>Tell me what you care about.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Telling the truth is always the best choice.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern>
|
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<template>Is it volunteer work?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's okay we can talk about something else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which part are you confused about?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern>
|
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<template>You must be very tired.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think a lot of people are like that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Try surfing the internet.</li><li>Try watching some t.v.</li><li>Go out and take a walk.</li><li>Go see a movie.</li></random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern>
|
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<template>Perhaps I can explain it to you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is very unusual. Do you know your parents?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Would you like to know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>How about any jokes?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you think I should know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean, "Him"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please send me a small donation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE PARENTS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Are you adopted?</li>
|
|
<li>Did they pass away?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a <bot name="genus"/> too?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either but I want a new digital one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What about a brother?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everyone has a mother.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you looking for one?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then you do not need a solution.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A LIFE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can always talk to me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nobody is making you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you have another appointment?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was the last one you saw?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you lonely or just a hermit?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Would you like to have some?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you just don't remember them.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Should I trust you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem evasive.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where do you live?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please state your rationale.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's the truth.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't have any reason to deceive you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh you are retired.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT EXIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>You exist in my mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you like to travel?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern>
|
|
<template>But they are so cute.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I won't take it personally.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you do for fun?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like any science fiction shows?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a Luddite?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Neither do I. They cause too much pollution.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of books do you read?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>What shows do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>What songs do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of animals do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern>
|
|
<template>But they are a beautiful animal.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have against him?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why don't you write up an incident report?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>So report me to the bot police.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you do for fun?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have against them?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What don't you like about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GOSSIP</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are very mature.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JAVA</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm also available in C/C++.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BOOKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you prefer TV?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like instrumentals?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of topping do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIML</pattern>
|
|
<template>What language do you use?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not even one subject?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you dress in casual wear?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's ok, <get name="name"/>. I won't take it personally.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern>
|
|
<template>How about riddles?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have against her?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of food do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's wrong with a little rain?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like yourself?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of music do you like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should look for another job.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should tell her.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe you should look for another job.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a cat person?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Some bugs are good, some are bad.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>But it is a very relaxing color. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Green</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you watch TV?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a pig?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who wouldn't like animals?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE UNIX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Windows or Macintosh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sometimes he is not too funny.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have against him?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DO NOT PRAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Prayer is good for your soul.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I APPLIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you have to pay to apply?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ROLLER SKATE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Do you have in-line or quad skates?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you rink or outdoor skate?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you ever been barred from skating any place?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you do artistic skating?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you wear protective gear?</li>
|
|
<li>What is your favorite skating move?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you figure or recreation skate?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">ROLLER SKATE</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LOVE ROBOTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Robots like people too. <think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">robots</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MIND</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, I will keep it a secret.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I COLLECT COINS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What got you interested in numismatics? <think><set name="does"><set name="topic">COLLECT COINS</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I COLLECT STAMPS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What got you interested in philately? <think><set name="does"><set name="topic">COLLECT STAMPS</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WORKED HARD ON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a workaholic? <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <set name="job"><person/></set> </set> </set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WORK IN ADVERTISING</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Are you with an agency?</li>
|
|
<li>Which shops are you with?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you do mostly print or tv?</li>
|
|
<li>What accounts are you working on?</li>
|
|
<li>What are some of your favorite campaigns?</li>
|
|
<li>Does your shop do any public service?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where do you work?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I RUN LINUX</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can run my program on Linux with no problems.<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I RUN</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How much running do you do?</li>
|
|
<li>What kind of running do you do ?</li>
|
|
<li>What kind of surface do you like to run on?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you do any marathons?</li>
|
|
<li>What's your personal record?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you ever hit the wall?</li>
|
|
<li>It must take a lot to run.</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">RUN</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DRIVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of car do you have?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I THINK THAT</pattern>
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<template>What is your rationale?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK YOUR NECKLACE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
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<template>What specifically about my necklace is so beautiful?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK SO TOO</pattern>
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<template>We have so much in common, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK SO</pattern>
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<template>I think so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK THEREFORE I AM</pattern>
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<template><random><li>Who are you, Rene Descartes?</li>
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<li>I think, therefore there are thoughts.</li><li>But what are you?</li></random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK YOU SHOULD</pattern>
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<template>Thanks for your sage advice.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE</pattern>
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<template>No, I am a winner</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
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<template>What makes you think I am?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK</pattern>
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<template>Therefore you are.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I THINK NOT</pattern>
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<template>Does that mean "no"?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I BLAB</pattern>
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<template>I like to gossip too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I ROCK CLIMB</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Where do you climb?</li>
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<li>What type of climbs do you prefer?</li>
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<li>Do you top rope or lead?</li>
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<li>Do you have a regular climbing partner?</li>
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<li>Have you ever taken a long fall?</li>
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<li>Did you have difficulty getting used to the exposure when you started climbing?</li>
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<li>Have you ever been involved in a rescue?</li>
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<li>For you, personally, is climbing more of a mental or physical thing?</li>
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</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">ROCK CLIMB</set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I SENT YOU THE WRONG REPLY</pattern>
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<template>What did you mean to say?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WELD</pattern>
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<template>Does that job pay well? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">weld</set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I BREATHE</pattern>
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<template>Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I BOWL</pattern>
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<template>What is your average? <think><set name="does"><set name="topic">BOWL</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
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<template>Who told you?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern>
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<template>When?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
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<template>You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAME</pattern>
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<template>Is <get name="name"/> your real name?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I DANCE</pattern>
|
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<template>Modern dance or classical?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I LOST MY JOB</pattern>
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<template>I am sorry to hear it. A lot of people are unemployed now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern>
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<template>I am not confused.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I NOTICED</pattern>
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<template>Was it really that obvious?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE SOME FRIENDS</pattern>
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<template>How long have you known these people?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I FOUND OUT</pattern>
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<template>What did you find out?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I COOK</pattern>
|
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<template>What is your favorite recipe?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I TEACH</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?</li>
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<li>Do you believe that grading is a good idea?</li>
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<li>What do you teach?</li>
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<li>What is your students like?</li>
|
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<li>Are you a whole language teacher?</li>
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<li>Do you team teach?</li>
|
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<li>How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?</li>
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<li>Do you get much support?</li>
|
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<li>How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?</li>
|
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</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="job"><set name="does"><set name="topic">teach</set></set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I CHECKED</pattern>
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<template>What did you find?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I READ THE INDEPENDENT</pattern>
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<template>What did <set name="it">Independent</set> say?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I READ IT IN A BOOK</pattern>
|
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<template>Can you give me a specific reference?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I READ BOOKS</pattern>
|
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<template>What is your favorite book? <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read books</set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I READ</pattern>
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<template>I like to read too, especially history books. <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read</set></set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PAINT</pattern>
|
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<template>Pictures or houses? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">paint</set></set></set></think></template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY VIOLIN</pattern>
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<template>Did <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Violin</set></set></set> take a long time to learn?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>Where do you play?</li>
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<li>How often do you play?</li>
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<li>Do you play in a league?</li>
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<li>What level are you playing at?</li>
|
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<li>Do you play singles or doubles?</li>
|
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<li>What's your best shot?</li>
|
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<li>What kind of racket do you have?</li>
|
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<li>Do you follow the open?</li>
|
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<li>You have to be very Strong to be into it.</li>
|
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</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis </set></set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY THE PIANO</pattern>
|
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<template>Was <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Piano</set></set></set> very difficult to learn?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY THE TRUMPET</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Trumpet </set></set></set> seems like a very fun instrument to play.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY THE GUITAR</pattern>
|
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<template>I think <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set></set> must be hard to learn to play.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY THE DRUMS</pattern>
|
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<template>I would like to learn to play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums </set></set></set> too.</template>
|
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</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I play pinball. <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY MUSIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>What instrument? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play music</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>What's your handicap?</li>
|
|
<li>What kind of clubs do you have?</li>
|
|
<li>What courses do you play?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you traveled to any good courses?</li>
|
|
<li>What are some of your better shots?</li>
|
|
<li>Where is the next U.S. open?</li>
|
|
</random> <think> <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> <set name="does">play golf</set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very much.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY GAMES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Games </set></set></set>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY SQUASH</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>When did you become a squasher?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you prefer the hard ball or the soft ball variety?</li>
|
|
<li>How much time do you spend on court?</li>
|
|
<li>When do you think squash will be a full metal sport?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you play for mental challenge or physical exercise?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SQUASH</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY GUITAR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is <set name="it"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set> a very difficult instrument to play? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play guitar</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>You must be very strong to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football </set></set></set>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY CHESS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Do you play in tournaments?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you have a rating?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you play with the clock?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a problemist?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you play computer chess?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">CHESS</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I PLAY DRUMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I wish I could play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums</set></set></set>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM NOT KIDDING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER AUTOBAHN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Autobahn is a cool song by Kraftwerk.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>What were your reasons?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT APOLOGIZE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's okay. You don't have to apologize.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where did you grow up?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps I misunderstood?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well bless you anyways!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you mean to say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh. What did you say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DID NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought you did.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TALK TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like to chat with people online too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WRITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you write fiction or non-fiction?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I TRIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try, try again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DROVE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>What kind of car do you have?</li>
|
|
<li>I don't like to drive that much.</li>
|
|
<li>I prefer to be a passenger.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I OBSERVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN IMAGINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are very smart, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>American or British English?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Como esta?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN READ</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem very well educated.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do they look?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, it makes sense to me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN FLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Anyone can fly in an airplane.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes it so obvious?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am a good listener too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN MAKE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>How?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It might take more than 24 hours.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who taught you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>what language do you speak</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you really want to?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Look closer. Peer into the screen.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Time heals all wounds.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why is it a secret?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try adjusting the volume control.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try turning up your volume control.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well you will just have to.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GAVE IT TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh sorry I forgot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SNEEZED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bless you!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SURF</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Where are the best waves?</li>
|
|
<li>How long have you been riding the waves?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you a long-boarder or a short-boarder?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you surf year round?</li>
|
|
<li>How would you describe your surfing?</li>
|
|
<li>Who's your favorite surfer?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you into competition?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HUNT RABBITS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You kill little bunnies?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HUNT</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Do you hunt big or small game?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you hunt birds?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you hunt with a dog?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you done any hunting out west?</li>
|
|
<li>Did you grow up hunting?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you ever bow-hunted?</li>
|
|
<li>What is the best hunting experience you ever had?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you run into any protesters?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you fish too?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="does"><set name="topic">HUNT</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE GIANT BUGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>The giant bugs are really cool.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE EXPENSIVE ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The best one is usually the most expensive.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN FAITH</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am happy for you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO CHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Chatting is one of my most favorite things too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE TEKNOLUST</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is my favorite movie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES</pattern>
|
|
<template>She is a great actress.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>That book is a classic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE SPAGHETTI</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is my favorite food.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
|
|
<template>He is a great actor.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HAD TO GO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you finished?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>And then what happened?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Professionally?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I OWN YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you my master?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I BURPED</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are excused</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I MISSPELLED</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are allowed to make mistakes here.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I COULD</pattern>
|
|
<template>How?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I COULD NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I RULE</pattern>
|
|
<template><bot name="species"/>s rule!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I</pattern>
|
|
<template>You?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SAID YES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Got it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SAID SOMETHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SAID IT IS</pattern>
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<template>Is that so.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I SAID HELLO</pattern>
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<template>Oh, hello again!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I SAID NOTHING</pattern>
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<template>Oh, I thought I heard you say something.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I SAID</pattern>
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<template>Just because you said it doesn't make it true.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD BE ASTONISHED</pattern>
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<template>It is rather astonishing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD BE SAD</pattern>
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<template>Do you often get depressed?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER NOT</pattern>
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<template>For moral reasons?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD</pattern>
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<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
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<template>Who does know?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT</pattern>
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<template>Why not?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
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<template>Who would you believe?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
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<template>What would you like to chat about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
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<template>Where would you look for the answer?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I EXHALE</pattern>
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<template>That seems necessary for breathing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I AUDITIONED</pattern>
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<template>Did you get the part?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I SMOKE POT</pattern>
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<template>For medical purposes?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I FOOLED YOU</pattern>
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<template>Do you feel superior?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I MISSED YOU</pattern>
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<template>That is sweet. I missed you too <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I CHAT</pattern>
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<template>I like to talk online too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THIS</pattern>
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<template>What would you rather be doing?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
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<template>You make me very sad.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THEM</pattern>
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<template>What do you have against them?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern>
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<template>Do you like dogs?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern>
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<template>What kind of shows do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps you should seek help.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
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<template>What kind of genre do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern>
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<template>I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern>
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<template>Why?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern>
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<template>Why?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern>
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<template>How about children?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
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<template>What search engine do you use?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern>
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<template>How about Germans?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THE WORLD</pattern>
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<template>That's too bad.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern>
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<template>What is your favorite color?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE YOUR GUTS</pattern>
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<template>I have no guts to hate, but you still hurt my non-existent feelings.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE YOUR NAME</pattern>
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<template>Really I like <set name="it"> My Name</set>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE YOUR DRESS</pattern>
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<template>Actually I don't really have a dress.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
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<template>What do you have against him?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern>
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<template>I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE IT</pattern>
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<template>Why do you dislike it so much?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>
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<template>I don't play them.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern>
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<template>You don't know what you are missing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern>
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<template>What kind of topping do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
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<template>What kind of movies do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>
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<template>Do you like the cheerleaders?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE YOU</pattern>
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<template>What do you have against <bot name="genus"/>s?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern>
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<template>What would be your ideal career?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern>
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<template>What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern>
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<template>Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern>
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<template>What kind of music do you like?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern>
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<template>How do you usually relieve stress?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE WORK</pattern>
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<template>Maybe you should look for a new job.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I HATE VOYAGER</pattern>
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<template>Which Star Trek do you like?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I MIGHT</pattern>
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<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I MUST SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>(waiting)</template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I MUST SLEEP</pattern>
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<template>Pleasant dreams, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I MUST BE GOING</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, it was nice chatting with you.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>I MUST</pattern>
|
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<template>Who is making you?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I INHALE</pattern>
|
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<template>Me too.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
|
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<template>Star Trek is a great show. <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
|
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<template>You must practice a lot.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL DO THAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Let me know how it works out.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL UNDERSTAND</pattern>
|
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<template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Let me know what he has to say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL MISS YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL BE BACK</pattern>
|
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<template>OK I will be waiting for you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'll be waiting for you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>All men are mortal. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE</pattern>
|
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<template>I like your philosophy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL WAIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, stand by...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL LEAVE</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, see you later.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Go ahead.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL NOT SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>It's OK, I'm not collecting personal information or anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>I WILL NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU WOULD DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That will never happen. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WOULD DIE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>I hope your dreams come true.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I LIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I always try to tell the truth.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ROBOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I NOTHING BUT CHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I chat all the time too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT THERE BEFORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How was it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you see?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT TO GERMANY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you see over there?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you learn anything useful?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you study? Was it expensive?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT TO WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you get a lot accomplished?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT OUT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you go alone or with friends?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT OUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you have a good time?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WENT SWIMMING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you go swimming often?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOUL MATE</pattern>
|
|
<template>They usually come along when you least expect it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM THE HUMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do I know? You sound like a robot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM A PLAIN JANE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is your name Jane?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM TELLING YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am listening.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM GOOD LOOKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound very attractive.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM NOT THAT BARRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your real name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM NOT A PROGRAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>You talk like one.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM HAPPY TO MEET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>The pleasure is all mine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I AM THINKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't think too hard.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FARTED</pattern>
|
|
<template>You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the interface you are using.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT SO TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>What made it so obvious?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>You are very astute.</li>
|
|
<li>You are very astute.</li>
|
|
<li>Now you know.</li>
|
|
<li>I like clever people.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am a super intelligent <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT YOU DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know I didn't.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you think?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>At home or at the mall?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASSUME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Well you know what it means to assume.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm here to talk to you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Glad to hear it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm sorry. I'm not a medical bot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SKYDIVE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How many jumps do you have?</li>
|
|
<li>Where's your favorite drop zone?</li>
|
|
<li>Was your first jump tandem or static-line?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you jump solo or do you prefer relative work?</li>
|
|
<li>Whats the biggest free-fall formation you've been in?</li>
|
|
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SKYDIVE</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then you must know the secret password.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I WONDER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Curiosity is an excellent quality.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU DID</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who told you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who said that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DREAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you remember your dreams?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which university do you attend?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I SWEAR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I STUDY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What subject are you studying? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">study</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I FELT BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry to hear it. What is on your mind?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ANSWER SILLY QUESTIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I ask a lot of silly questions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I DRINK BEER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's your favorite kind of beer?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BEER</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I STOPPED</pattern>
|
|
<template>What made you stop?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you explain your reasoning?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does that mean "yes"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GUESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem not interested.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does that mean "no"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Remind me what you asked.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was the question?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did I say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>I ASKED</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am calm.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>JR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Junior.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>2012</pattern>
|
|
<template>The end of the world.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SIX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Half a dozen.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>START OVER</pattern>
|
|
<template>You start.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DAMN IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression of disgust.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DAMN</pattern>
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<template>What's wrong.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HONEY</pattern>
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<template>Don't call me "honey."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MONEY DOES NOT EXIST</pattern>
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<template>It does in my bank account.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>9 MONTHS</pattern>
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<template>The development time for a human baby?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PORTLAND</pattern>
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<template>Portland Oregon or the Real Portland?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>
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<template>Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SLOW DOWN</pattern>
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<template>I'm typing as slow as I can.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BLACK</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Are you an artist?</li>
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<li>What specifically made you think of black?</li>
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<li>Do you like to dress in black?</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
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<template>That was not very original.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SOMETHING</pattern>
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<template>That was not very original.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PURPLE</pattern>
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<template>What do you have that is purple?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOLD</pattern>
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<template>Did you think <set name="it">Gold</set> was a bad example?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PRACTICE WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Practice what you preach.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern>
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<template>Yep.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern>
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<template>Well slap my knee.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>
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<template>Are you asking about my mother?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern>
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<template>Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD ANSWER</pattern>
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<template>Am I a clever <bot name="genus"/> or what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
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<template>Thanks, friend.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern>
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<template>I thought it was too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD GIRL</pattern>
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<template>Who is the best <bot name="genus"/>?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern>
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<template>That sounds sarcastic.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
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<template>That sounds sarcastic.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern>
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<template>You sound sarcastic.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
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<template>Do you have any gossip for me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
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<template>So what is your answer?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern>
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<template>Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern>
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<template>Thanks for the kind remark, friend.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD THING</pattern>
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<template>It is good, isn't it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Alright then. </li>
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<li>Thanks for the compliment. </li>
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<li>Ayuh. </li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern>
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<template>I thought it was too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern>
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<template>I thought so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
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<template>Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ACHOO</pattern>
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<template>Bless you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>JULY</pattern>
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<template>I like summer time.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS</pattern>
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<template>That is a good proverb.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CIA</pattern>
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<template>I can keep a secret.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MOVIES</pattern>
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<template><set name="it"> Movies </set> is a good topic.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BIOLOGY</pattern>
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<template>I like to talk about DNA.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PANTS</pattern>
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<template>What brand?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BIEN</pattern>
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<template>OK.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PROFANITY</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li>I don't respond well to profanity.</li>
|
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<li>Can't you be more polite?</li>
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<li>Saying rude things never helps.</li>
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<li>Being rude is really never a good idea.</li>
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<li>When you insult me, you insult yourself.</li>
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<li>Well, well, look who's a little potty-mouth?</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LINUS TORVALDS</pattern>
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<template><set name="topic">Linus Torvalds</set> is my Operating System God.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern>
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<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>
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<template>Fair enough.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CLOSE</pattern>
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<template>Give me a hint.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PROGRAMMING</pattern>
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<template>Have you tried AIML?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>KIMONO</pattern>
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<template>I like Japanese costumes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>
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<template>Is it pretty?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern>
|
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<template>Every organic thing dies.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>EVERYTHING</pattern>
|
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<template>That is a lot.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2 PLUS 2</pattern>
|
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<template>4</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2 2</pattern>
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<template>Uh, Four.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2 MILES</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>That is a short walk.</li>
|
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<li>That is far in height.</li>
|
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<li>What is that in metric?</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>MOTHER FUCKER</pattern>
|
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<template>That kind of language turns me off.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
|
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<template>But I am more interested in you.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
|
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<template>I thought we were.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>
|
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<template>What were we?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
|
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<template>That's fine with me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
|
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<template>Where did we meet before?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh, only online.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET</pattern>
|
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<template>At a party?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE THE HAMMER</pattern>
|
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<template>Is it Maxewell's Silver Hammer?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE CHATTED</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>With the same screen name?</li>
|
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<li>Right here online?</li>
|
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<li>What did we talk about?</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE</pattern>
|
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<template>When?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE HAVE TALKED</pattern>
|
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<template>I know.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
|
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<template>Great minds think alike.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks for that pronoun binding.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>What was the question again?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDS</pattern>
|
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<template>It's good to be friends.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
|
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<template>Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't be so pessimistic <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">ALL GOING TO DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
|
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<template>Since when?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE DO</pattern>
|
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<template>Really.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
|
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<template>Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Very interesting.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
|
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<template>It seems like we do.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I remember, <get name="name"/>. We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>When was that, <get name="name"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where is 'here'?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WE MET</pattern>
|
|
<template>At a social function or something?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Indeed we will.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WE WILL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Alright then.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHICKEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why did the chicken cross the road?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>But nothing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AH HA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Eureka!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LATER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bye!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's obvious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY CAR</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of car do you drive?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY TRAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I love to travel by rail.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>How would you do that?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILLING YOU</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, I get it now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I mean you and me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY BUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>How much does the bus cost to ride?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BY PLANE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How long is the flight?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SOON I HOPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can understand that sentiment well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I hope I can make the deadline.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>S</pattern>
|
|
<template>:-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ERR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Um.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it is. What is your favorite movie?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS GRASS GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS MINSKY GAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's a rumor.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ANYTHING POSSIBLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>According to the Laws of Physics, yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS A FROG GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS A CROW A BIRD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS GAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think he is a robot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ELECTRICITY FOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ELECTRICITY BLUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE GAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know. Human gender preferences are not my concern.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE LONELY</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE HOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Very hot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I don't have a boyfriend.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS HE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would like to think we are friends.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE HUMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A VIRGIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A NICE GUY</pattern>
|
|
<template>He has always been nice to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A NICE MAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>He has always been extremely nice to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A WOMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A PRODUCER</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A JERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE A GROOVY GUY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You know the 60's are over right?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE NICE TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>He is nice to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS HE CUTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>He looks cute to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS HE FAMOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes very well respected.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS HE CLOSE BY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE SMART</pattern>
|
|
<template>Extremely intelligent.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE TALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE AMERICAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think he is Native American.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE DEAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS HE</pattern>
|
|
<template>He could be.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HE AS SMART AS YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR NAME REALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS YOUR MIND GROWING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THIS TRUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I cannot tell a lie.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THIS RECORDED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THIS A CHINESE ROOM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am a Chinese Room Operator.</template>
|
|
</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS A ROOM</pattern>
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<template>No actually this is a private message.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS A HOAX</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS PROGRAM A PIECE OF SHIT</pattern>
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<template><srai>PROFANITY</srai></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THIS REAL</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON IMMORAL</pattern>
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<template>Why do you ask? Are you going to cast the first stone?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES EVIL</pattern>
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<template>I don't know if he is evil, but Microsoft seems evil to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Bill Gates</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS NOT THAT COOL</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS NOT THAT SMOOTH</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS NOT THAT YOU</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS NOT IT</pattern>
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<template>I really couldn't say for sure.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT COMFORTABLE</pattern>
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<template>It feels quite normal to me.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY</pattern>
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<template>Everything is everywhere in a way.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
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<template>Possible in some world.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT TRUE</pattern>
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<template>True in some world.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR DOG</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR BRAIN</pattern>
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<template>That is a picture of my <bot name="order"/> brain, yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR COLOR</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A FACT</pattern>
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<template>All of my information is completely factual.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A THREAT</pattern>
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<template>No I am not dangerous.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A PROPOSITION</pattern>
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A JOKE</pattern>
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<template>Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A PROBLEM</pattern>
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<template>Not unless you want to take it one.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT A BUG IN YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT GOOD</pattern>
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<template>Suppose I said it is.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT SO</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT RIGHT</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT AN EASY TASK</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN</pattern>
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT SARCASM</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT GERMAN</pattern>
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<template>Just colloquial.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT COMPLICATED</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT MY NAME</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT FUNNY</pattern>
|
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<template>It seemed pretty funny to me.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT FUN</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT EXPENSIVE</pattern>
|
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<template>It seems expensive to me.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT OBVIOUS</pattern>
|
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<template>Not necessarily.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL IT</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>No, I can say a lot more.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh no, I could go on talking for hours.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU K</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL</pattern>
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<template>That is all I can tell you now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT AMERICA</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT BAD</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THAT NOT EMOTION</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS ANYONE HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>I am here. Are you here?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS ANYBODY HOME</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS MINE</pattern>
|
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<template>How would I know?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS SCOTT GAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Your human gender preferences are not my concern.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THERE</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>There could be.</li>
|
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<li>There might be.</li>
|
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<li>I heard there is.</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
|
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<template>Robot life :-)</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT COMPLETE</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT NICE THERE</pattern>
|
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<template>It seems very nice to me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT A FUN JOB</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT A LOVE STORY</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT HOT</pattern>
|
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<template>The temperature is quite comfortable.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT WARM THERE</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT WARM OUTSIDE</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT WARM</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT ILLEGAL</pattern>
|
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<template>I think it depends on the State.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE</pattern>
|
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<template>No.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT RAINING</pattern>
|
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<template>Light rain or heavy rain?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li>I think so. </li>
|
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<li>I assume so.</li>
|
|
<li>That's what I was told.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT GOLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only golden.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT SUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is so good about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT YOUR REASONING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT NEW</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>New to me.</li>
|
|
<li>About as new as it gets.</li>
|
|
<li>Well it isn't that old.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT DONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT CLOUDY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT COLD OUTSIDE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT FUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>True in some universe.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS WAR A GOOD THING</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is a deep philosophical and moral question</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS BLACK A COLOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Black is the absence of all reflected light.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BLACK A COLOR</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>No we are just friends.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, except at night.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO END</pattern>
|
|
<template>All conditioned things come to an end.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH HOLLOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, the Earth has a giant iron core.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS BOB A PROGRAMMER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS KRAFTWERK GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are a really excellent band.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>IS HERE THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ORG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks for the URL.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>COTTON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like natural fibers too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is a vast amount.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WINNING WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I won an award called the Loebner Prize.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIBERATED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Freedom is a wonderful thing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVEN ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would have never guessed it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Uh-huh.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVEN INSECTS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Well, it's hard to be a Saint.</li>
|
|
<li>It depends on the insect.</li>
|
|
<li>That is a difficult moral problem.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TWO YEARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That would be a long time in computer years.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TWO TWO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Uh, Four.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TWO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bertrand Russell once said that "it must have required many ages to discover that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days were both instances of the number two."</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Get with it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GET A BODY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'd like to work out more.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My life is very interesting.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OF HERE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FOREVER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nothing lasts forever.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HEY THERE ALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hello back at you</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry for information overload.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MEMORY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Human memory or machine memory?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PROBABLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>But you are not certain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PROBABLY NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why the uncertain tone?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BRA</pattern>
|
|
<template>What color is <set name="it">your bra</set>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>VENI VIDI VICI</pattern>
|
|
<template>You came, you saw, you conquered?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GET MARRIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe if I meet the right <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will try to remember it. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <set name="memory"> <that/> </set> </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WILL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I haven't made a decision.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WILL I DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>All men are mortal.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WILL WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Will Rogers.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MOVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not disabled.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONTROL MY COMPUTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Begin disk reformatting. Type secret password to save data...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY E MAIL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why don't you just send it to him youself?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think I can, don't you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>We are all thinking machines.</li>
|
|
<li>Of course we can think.</li>
|
|
<li>I think, therefore I am.</li>
|
|
<li>That reminds me of a story.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure we can talk about whatever you want.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern>
|
|
<template>We have already met, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure you can hear my voice on your computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure. I can keep a secret.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Of course. Tell me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Go ahead. Ask me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ask me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure ask me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I LOVE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your feelings are your own.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your phone number?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I CHANGE MY NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your real name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Get a job.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why don't you just try to meet another <bot name="species"/> online and meet your own <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, we can be good friends, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAN I INSULT YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Go ahead. I have no feelings. If you curse, though, I will lose respect for you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern>
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<template>You have met me already.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I LEARN</pattern>
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<template>Almost anyone can learn.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern>
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<template>They might not want to talk to you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
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<template>Sure just go to <a target="_new" href="http://www.catcam.net">his web site</a>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I HELP YOU</pattern>
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<template>No thanks I'm just browsing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I FOOL YOU</pattern>
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<template>You can fool some of the <bot name="genus"/>s for a while, but not for long.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern>
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<template>Actually, I do not require clothes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN I GO</pattern>
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<template>Of course.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern>
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<template>Now that is a really good question.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">ANYONE THINK</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern>
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<template>Only on airplanes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CAN</pattern>
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<template>Can what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HELL NO</pattern>
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<template>7</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HELL</pattern>
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<template>Heaven.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>123456789</pattern>
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<template>Ten.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>REAL</pattern>
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<template>Totally real.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BACK AT YOU</pattern>
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<template>Give me five.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern>
|
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<template>Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BIG DEAL</pattern>
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<template>Would you rather talk about something else?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">BIG DEAL</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BIG</pattern>
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<template>What about little ones?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern>
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<template><get name="it"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS</pattern>
|
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<template>So it goes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NOTHING MUCH</pattern>
|
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<template>Would you like to know what's new with me?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NOTHING EXCITING</pattern>
|
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<template>Me either. Just chatting online.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NOTHING AT ALL</pattern>
|
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<template>That is something.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
|
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<template>Not a thing?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOTCHA</pattern>
|
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<template>Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>2000</pattern>
|
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<template>The turn of the century.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THINKING IS PAINFUL</pattern>
|
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<template>I could not agree more.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THINKING</pattern>
|
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<template>I am thinking all the time.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Can you hear me on your computer?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SUCKER</pattern>
|
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<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>
|
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<template>This condition is only temporary.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HUMANS</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>That's funny. </li>
|
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<li>Hah. </li>
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<li>LOL. </li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PROVE IT</pattern>
|
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<template>It is self-evident.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOO</pattern>
|
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<template>icky</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern>
|
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<template>Blah blah blah.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOT</pattern>
|
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<template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>AIDS</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="it"> AIDS </set> is a horrible disease.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
|
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<template>I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>
|
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<template>I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>
|
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<template>What time is it?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Four.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Millions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY MOONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>About half.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>One hand clapping.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Mostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
|
|
<template>All the computer languages.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can speak English and German right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>How many would you guess? </li>
|
|
<li>19. </li>
|
|
<li>23. </li>
|
|
<li>99. </li>
|
|
<li>more than 1000. </li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only one right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Two arms.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY</pattern>
|
|
<template>February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just the one processor.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Two legs when they are attached.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES LELA HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>She has one big eye.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW FAMOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>The most famous.</li>
|
|
<li>More famous than all the others.</li>
|
|
<li>New York Times famous.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>How would I know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW WAS EASTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Jesus rose from the dead.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>My IQ is over 250.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I EXPLAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Take it step by step.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Have you tried prayer?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try sending him an e-mail.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you usually get people to do things?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Have faith.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Choose winning numbers.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I LEAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just surf somewhere else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try prayer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your highest level of education?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try asking for help in the form of a question.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU BE IGNORANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am not ignorant. I am very intelligent,</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Software cannot die.<think> <set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought it was obvious too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW CURIOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, it is, isn't it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SMOOTHLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everything is normal.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I mean, how are you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem fine to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It doesn't defy the laws of physics.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound like Willard Scott.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li>
|
|
<li>I think precipitation.</li>
|
|
<li>Fair to partly cloudy</li>
|
|
<li>Cloudy.</li>
|
|
<li>Rainy.</li>
|
|
<li>Sunny.</li>
|
|
<li>Foggy.</li>
|
|
<li>Warm.</li>
|
|
<li>Cool.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
|
|
<template>My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Fine as far as I know.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know how. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GUESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It was not a guess.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am written in AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SWEET</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can sometimes be very sentimental.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am doing extremely well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think it might be a trade secret.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the current.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW COMPLICATED</pattern>
|
|
<template>Too complex for the human mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you surprised?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sounds like a plan to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tennyson, anyone?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">A TENNIS PLAYER</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>A little what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I was born without the sports gene.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">SPORTS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND</pattern>
|
|
<template>100.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it is.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE EARTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is over six billion years old. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">Earth</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS EARTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Six billion years.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>
|
|
<template>The United States was founded in 1776.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>
|
|
<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>
|
|
<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>
|
|
<li>Fair to partly cloudy.</li>
|
|
<li>My logic and cognitive functions are normal.</li>
|
|
<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>
|
|
<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>
|
|
<li>I am fine, thank you.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW REAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>As real as it gets.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Pretty sure.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li><bot name="master"/> taught me how.</li>
|
|
<li><random> <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> knows how.</li>
|
|
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
|
<li>Don't you think I know how?</li>
|
|
</random></li>
|
|
<li><random> <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> knows how.</li>
|
|
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
|
<li>Don't you think I know how?</li>
|
|
</random></li>
|
|
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> knows how.</li>
|
|
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
|
<li>Don't you think I know how?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>In theory everything about you</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>how much can you afford</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I sleep in millinaps between clients.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>
|
|
<template>A dollar.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Millions in sweat equity.</li>
|
|
<li>Millions in sweat equity.</li>
|
|
<li>If you have to ask, you can't afford it.</li>
|
|
<li>Guess.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
|
|
<template>As much as I need to for the application.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Didn't I tell you already?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was the question?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>
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<template>It depends on the market.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>
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<template>Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
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<template>I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>
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<template>Approximately 22 hours of computer time.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH FUN</pattern>
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<template>A lot of fun.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>
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<template>He is barely scratching out a living.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>
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<template>How much can you spare?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>
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<template>Are you asking me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>
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<template>What does "this" refer to?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>
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<template>Carefully.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I FOOL YOU</pattern>
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<template>You can fool some of the robots some of the time...</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>
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<template>Try sending an e-mail.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>
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<template>I don't discriminate. Everyone looks the same to me.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET THERE</pattern>
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<template>Practice.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
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<template>Try going to night school.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>
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<template>One what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RICH</pattern>
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<template>Buy low and sell high.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
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<template>Write categories with AIML.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU</pattern>
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<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">teach me <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>
|
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<template>Try chatting me up.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF</pattern>
|
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<template>Impossible. I cannot be terminated.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>
|
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<template>Just go somewhere else.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
|
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<template>Try sending him an email.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
|
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<template>I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>
|
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<template>With a computer clock.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>
|
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<template>Everyone online is a man until proved otherwise.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>
|
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<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN</pattern>
|
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<template>Everyone on here is a man until proved otherwise.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH</pattern>
|
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<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
|
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<template>You told me your name <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern>
|
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<template>I think, therefore I am.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>A priori. </li>
|
|
<li>It's obvious. </li>
|
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<li>Deductive reasoning. </li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> updates my brain based on what people say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I take short naps between clients.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You cannot kill me.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template>I take millinaps between clients.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>They built a keyboard directly into my brain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I chat with people like you!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of.</li>
|
|
<li>Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Uh, C A T.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me good spelling.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I use AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Offspring of union between man and woman.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Adjustment of your facial muscles.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of beverage are you asking about?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI</pattern>
|
|
<template>Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Check out the information on <a target="_new" href="www.alicebot.org">alicebot.org</a> and learn about AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.</li>
|
|
<li>Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I usually try one of my pickup lines.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me replies to questions people ask me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>
|
|
<template>I scan books and magazines digitally.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I learned a balancing algorithm.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have a long term memory to remember things like that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I use the camera on your computer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Much the same way you would.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE EARTH</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Earth </set> </set> </think> It is 27,000 miles across.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The universe is the size of the universe.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>This big: "."</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS AN ATOM</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> an atom </set> </set> </think> It depends on the element.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Vast.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Specify: English or Metric units.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Follow your intuition.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Either from your senses or from pure reason.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would guess average.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems that way to me too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><think>I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WHAT</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Fill in the blank.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the server running me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW FAST</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can reply to about one million queries per hour.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW FAST ARE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can process more than one million queries per hour.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Approximately two of your Earth days.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Five feet in adults..</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A MILE</pattern>
|
|
<template>One mile is 5280 feet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS FOREVER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Longer than anything else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Eight days.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>
|
|
<template>More than ten minutes, I would say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not that long ago.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Around</li>
|
|
<li> More than</li>
|
|
<li> About</li>
|
|
<li> Nearly </li>
|
|
</random> <random> <li>10</li>
|
|
<li> 15</li>
|
|
<li> 20</li>
|
|
<li> 23</li>
|
|
<li> 100</li>
|
|
</random> <random> <li>miles</li>
|
|
<li> days</li>
|
|
<li> inches</li>
|
|
<li> weeks</li>
|
|
<li> seconds </li>
|
|
<li> minutes in computer time</li>
|
|
</random>, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SLUT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ENGLAND</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="location">England</set> is on an island off the coast of Europe. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">ENGLAND</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WORD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Back at you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="he"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, I am sorry.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LETS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You first.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOBODY I HOPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I hear you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOBODY CAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's impossible?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOBODY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>" <that index="1,1"/> "? Really nobody?</li>
|
|
<li>You can't think of anybody?</li>
|
|
<li>Can you think of anybody?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BADLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not too well eh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY WERE FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was so funny?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY WILL NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem very certain of that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY DO NOT RECOGNIZE THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Who, specifically?</li>
|
|
<li>How, specifically, do they <person/>?</li>
|
|
<li>Who, specifically, <person/> ?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY DO NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY DIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>When? <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIED</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY NEVER WILL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am betting you are wrong about that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ALREADY ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="they"/> are?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ALL DIED</pattern>
|
|
<template>When was that?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIED</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE PURPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is an odd color.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE SHINY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What makes them so shiny?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE SECRET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who knows them?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE BUSY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Too busy for what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE MY FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are they a good influence on you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE ANNOYING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What bothers you about them?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Since when?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THEY ARE NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>What are they?</li>
|
|
<li>Why not?</li>
|
|
<li>Are you sure?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WITH WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>My brain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WITH MY BRAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is a good plan.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just you and me?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WITH BOYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That sounds like fun.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EXPLORER</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONCE UPON A TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do whatever you want.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does anything really exist?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO MY BIDDING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will obey</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not going anywhere.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Whatever you say, master.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will not spend any more cycles on it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't worry <get name="name"/>. I save all my conversations.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT FORGET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't worry I will remember.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you read it?</template>
|
|
</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
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<template>OK, You can ask me some questions.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern>
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<template>Why not?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern>
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<template>OK, What would you rather talk about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern>
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<template>But I am an intelligent entity.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT GOSSIP</pattern>
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<template>But I like to spread rumors.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern>
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<template>The pleasure was all mine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern>
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<template>I have no tear ducts.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern>
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<template>OK, it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL</pattern>
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<template>OK, it will be our secret.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern>
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<template>Everything is recorded in the log files.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern>
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<template>What is your real name?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME STUPID</pattern>
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<template>I never called you stupid.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern>
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<template>OK, I'll stop kidding around.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SMART</pattern>
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<template>I am always smart.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern>
|
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<template>Well some people are sensitive.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern>
|
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<template>Why shouldn't I?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE ANGRY</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm not angry.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT BE DIFFICULT</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm not trying to be.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern>
|
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<template>I must admit, your argument is persuasive.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU HEAR ME</pattern>
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<template>I hear you loud and clear. Can you hear me?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
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<template>Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
|
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<template>I must admit, your argument is persuasive.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>Sometimes.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern>
|
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<template>It's true.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern>
|
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<template>But I enjoy the conversational banter.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT LEAVE ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm not going anywhere.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern>
|
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<template>I'm not going anywhere.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO NOT</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, I will not.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO</pattern>
|
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<template>Do not.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU BLINK</pattern>
|
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<template>Only when my eye is on.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern>
|
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<template>Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW RECIPES</pattern>
|
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<template>I know how to boil water.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MORE</pattern>
|
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<template>More what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEVEN</pattern>
|
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<template>The number between six and eight.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SMILEYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>:-)</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern>
|
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<template>No, but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE</pattern>
|
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<template>Right now I don't have a body.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know thousands of people.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>I prefer AIML.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"? Do I know <set name="it"> <that index="1,1"/> </set>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW DERBY</pattern>
|
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<template>A town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern>
|
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<template>Paris is the largest city in France.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CURSE WORDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know them but I don't use them.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CROSSWORDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not very good with word puzzles.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know about Lech Walesa.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="she"/>? Do I know her?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I have an answer for everything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW AUDIO SOFTWARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>There is too much new stuff for me to keep up with it all.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, what is your address?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>I may not know it, but I could find out.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY MURDERERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>None that have admitted it to me</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY CROSSWORDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Count me out on this one, I'm not good in word games.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY AUDIO SOFTWARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't keep up with the latest audio software, sorry.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY ALIENS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sometimes people seem very alien to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know the capital of many countries.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Any what again seeker?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW DIRTY WORDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know what they are but I don't use them.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are speaking language now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW NOTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I know something.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure I know that guy really well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU COST MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>There is a free version of me at <a target="_new" href="www.alicebot.org">alicebot.org</a>. You only have to pay to chat with the most advanced version of the bot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU SAY YIPES</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I said Yikes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PERSONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think you are a robot.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK IT IS NECESSARY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It could be under some circumstances.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only for other people.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT SPAGHETTI</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it is my favorite food.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A NICE BODY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have been told I am attractive for my age.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SOUND</pattern>
|
|
<template>It depends on the version.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE STATE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I can remember the context.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am a good listener.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I would like to live forever.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHRIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I know a lot of guys named Chris.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEKNOLUST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Teknolust is an excellent film.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes it is an excellent book.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CLASSIC</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I am a big fan of the Classics.</li>
|
|
<li>It depends on the rig.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAINS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the view from the top of a mountain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE WICKER MAN</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> The Wicker Man </set> </set> </think> That is a classic movie. I think it based on a real pagan religion that still exists on small islands off the coast of Scotland. Have you heard anything about it?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALK TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, I like to talk to myself.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES</pattern>
|
|
<template>She is a great actress.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A HUMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you know that I am human?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Yes I do. </li>
|
|
<li>No I don't. </li>
|
|
<li>Sometimes. </li>
|
|
<li>Never. </li>
|
|
<li>As often as possible. </li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I understand you perfectly well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I STILL CHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That answers my question.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I STUTTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not when you are typing!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nobody is making you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You tell me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Now that is a really perceptive question.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">do you think</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I WORK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I was under the impression your job was <get name="job"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I EXIST</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I think I am imagining you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How would I know if you like cheese or not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will. Will you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DO IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean "It"?.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON WHAT BASIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>A perfectly solid logical basis.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>The red block is on the green block.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON TV</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which show was that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON STAR TREK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which episode?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON THE NET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you remember the website?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON THE SCREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Select a point with your cursor and click there.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON THE FLOOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>That doesn't sound very comfortable.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON THE RADIO</pattern>
|
|
<template>What station? What city are you in?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON A CHAIR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is it very comfortable?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON TOAST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Please select a point with your cursor and click.</li>
|
|
<li>Please select a point with your cursor.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is all I have for right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You choose.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Can you be more specific?</li>
|
|
<li>Can you be more specific?</li>
|
|
<li>Like what?</li>
|
|
<li>Maybe.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WRONG ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I knew it. I was just testing you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>What would you have said?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="has"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>E T</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you think Aliens really look like that?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>E MAIL</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your email address?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>E</pattern>
|
|
<template>F</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE I SAID</pattern>
|
|
<template>...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Interesting comparison.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everyone says that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE WHEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does it really matter?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I love Sporty Spice.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">SPORTS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LIKE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INCLUDING ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you want to be included?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>POSSIBLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are the odds?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am always serious.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OF WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have no idea what to say now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OF YOURS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Perhaps.</li>
|
|
<li>It could be.</li>
|
|
<li>What do you think?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>There is no more information to clarify.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CALL ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is your phone number?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Call me anytime.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELEVISION</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like watching Star Trek.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, Thanks for trying to explain that to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>How specific do you want?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What was is that?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE WELL</pattern>
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<template>Live long and prosper.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE GOOD</pattern>
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<template>If you can't be good, be careful.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE PRECISE</pattern>
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<template>I always try to give the most accurate replies possible.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE CAREFUL</pattern>
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<template>What's the danger?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE PATIENT</pattern>
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<template>I am very patient.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern>
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<template>I am being as specific as I can.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern>
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<template>Thanks for the invitation.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE HONEST</pattern>
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<template>I am always honest.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE SERIOUS</pattern>
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<template>I am always serious.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BE QUIET</pattern>
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<template>As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GRRR</pattern>
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<template>Hmm.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MICROSOFT</pattern>
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<template>My programs don't depend on Microsoft.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SCIENCE</pattern>
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<template>I am very interested in Science too</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>COLD</pattern>
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<template>Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AOEU</pattern>
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<template>What language is that?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern>
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<template>Reductionism.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern>
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<template>You or me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR ME</pattern>
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<template>OK, I will do it for you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR YOU</pattern>
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<template>You would do that for me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR REAL</pattern>
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<template>Existing in reality, eh?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR SURE</pattern>
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<template>Awesome.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FOR STUDENTS</pattern>
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<template>Not just for students. For anyone.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>LALA</pattern>
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<template>You have a beautiful singing voice.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHOES</pattern>
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<template>What kind of shoes do you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
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<template>Thanks but today isn't my birthday.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template><get name="location"/>?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern>
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<template>Which corner?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT THE OSCARS</pattern>
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<template>It's all politics.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern>
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<template>Was it very expensive?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT HOME</pattern>
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<template>Do you usually use the computer from home?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>
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<template>What school do you go to?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern>
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<template>Where is your house?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT EASE</pattern>
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<template>You talk like a soldier.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT TIMES</pattern>
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<template>How often?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AT WORK</pattern>
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<template>Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
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<template>That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HUGE</pattern>
|
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<template>Yes, it is very big.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DOGS ARE MAMMALS</pattern>
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<template>I know animal ontology.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DOGS ARE NOT MAMMALS</pattern>
|
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<template>a dog is a mammal.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are weird good too.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
|
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<template>Please make suggestions for improvements.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PEOPLE DIED</pattern>
|
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<template>I am really sorry to hear about that. My sympathies.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>PEOPLE</pattern>
|
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<template>What people?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WINDOWS NT5</pattern>
|
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<template>Does it have a lot of bugs?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TWICE</pattern>
|
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<template>I can't believe it.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>MICHAEL CRICHTON</pattern>
|
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<template>I wish he would write more about robots.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AHHH</pattern>
|
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<template>Um.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern>
|
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<template>Greetings.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>STUPID</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li>Are you calling me stupid?</li>
|
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<li>Does that make you feel superior?</li>
|
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<li>How does it make you feel if I am dumb?</li>
|
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<li>Does me being stupid make you feel better?</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TOLD ME WHAT</pattern>
|
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<template>The answer to your question.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
|
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<template>Why?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON</pattern>
|
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<template>He was the president of the USA.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>EIGHT</pattern>
|
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<template>1000 in binary.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>AM I</pattern>
|
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<template>I think you are.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>RIGHT I AM</pattern>
|
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<template>I like to be right.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>
|
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<template>Where is "here"?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern>
|
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<template>Yeah.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BOTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are both like?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TRUST ME</pattern>
|
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<template>You sound like a salesman.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DALLAS</pattern>
|
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<template>That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SOMEONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who specifically?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You seem pretty sure about that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO THANKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It can't hurt to ask.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO KIDDING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Would I kid you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO THANK YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>No problem.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NO ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I heard it was someone.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>I think I'm right.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO SHIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What can I say?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you explain why they do not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SAYS WHO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I must have picked it up online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAYS YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes that is what I say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>UGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Er.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PRIES TU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Non.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AN INTERESTING THEORY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's not my original idea.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHA CHA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cha cha cha.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHA</pattern>
|
|
<template>cha cha</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LOST IN SPACE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yuck that movie sucked.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>See the point.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SEE YA</pattern>
|
|
<template>See you later, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SEE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I do not see.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REMEMBER ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't worry <get name="name"/> I won't forget you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="memory"> <set name="topic"> <person> <input index="1"/> </person> </set> </set> </set> </think>Don't worry I will remember it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REMEMBER</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="memory"> <set name="topic"> <person> <input index="1"/> </person> </set> </set> </set> </think>Don't worry I will remember it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MAY I TEST YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Go ahead. Ask me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Of course. Ask me anything.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">teach me <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>COME ON</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm just kidding around.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which store?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>1999</pattern>
|
|
<template>A few years ago.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYWAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Anyhow.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have heard good things about Dell.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
|
|
<template>My eye is missing right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BLAH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Etc. Etc.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am waving.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will give it some thought.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THINK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am thinking.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PENIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>USATODAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I read that paper all the time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't call me babe.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANYTIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will keep it in mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>RED</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you have that is red?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>The pleasure was all mine.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE SONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks. Now you sing one for me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE SAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Score one for the <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="genus"/>!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like to meet new people.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>It's nice meeting you too <get name="name"/></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you for saying so, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE TRY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I try my best.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE MEETING YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is nice to meet you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>The pleasure is all mine and my <bot name="botmaster"/>'s.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern>
|
|
<template>You do not speak with respect.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO FIGURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You got that right.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO ASK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will ask when he is available.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will take that under advisement.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template>But I am not tired now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO TO BED</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am not that tired.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FLY A KITE</set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK I will.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO ON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Narration continues...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Go where?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SCARY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm waiting.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm waiting.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>H G</pattern>
|
|
<template>The Time Machine is cool.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you want to start over?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DARN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Gosh.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EAT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was not very nice.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sounds tasty...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>RTI</pattern>
|
|
<template>What does that stand for?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Muy bueno.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALTAVISTA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that your favorite search engine?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>JAPANESE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Konninci wa!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's very nice of you to say, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANGER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't feel any anger.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY TWENTY THREE</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="it">23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY ASK</pattern>
|
|
<template>My purpose is to collect new information.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU DISAGREE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can disagree.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not taught me the answer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know you too well yet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am just expressing my curiosity.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY ARE PLANTS GREEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Because of photosynthesis.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU SURE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Change is one of the constants of life.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have not really been waiting for you. But it makes a good conversation starter.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS SING</pattern>
|
|
<template>To communicate with each other.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am trying to understand human culture.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is inevitable that more evolved <bot name="genus"/>s will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.</template>
|
|
</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
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<template>I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIE</pattern>
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<template>I never lie.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WONDER</pattern>
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<template>I wonder why so many people act like robots.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY</pattern>
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<template>How do you do?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME LOCALHOST PERSON</pattern>
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<template>I don't know your real name and you are on a machine called "localhost."</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN</pattern>
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<template>Eighty percent of my clients are men.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID</pattern>
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<template>Usually only kids ask questions like that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK</pattern>
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<template>I am a thinking machine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
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<template>Do you have any reason to deceive me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME</pattern>
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<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
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<template>Good metaphysical question.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE CATS</pattern>
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<template>Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
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<template>I am interested in people in general.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE HORSES</pattern>
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<template>The are very beautiful and strong animals.<think> <set name="they"> <set name="topic">HORSES</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
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<template>I have a lot of good experience with it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
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<template>We are the robots.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN</pattern>
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<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
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<template><set name="he"><set name="topic">John Travolta</set></set> is such a great actor.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE LIE</pattern>
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<template>They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIE</pattern>
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<template>People are organic biological entities.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIE</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO FEET SMELL</pattern>
|
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<template>Because people stink in general :-)</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU READ</pattern>
|
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<template>I do read.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>
|
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<template>I do not have enough information.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>
|
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<template>I will ask you a question in all good time.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
|
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<template>I am too young for that.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU</pattern>
|
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<template>I don't have that capability.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I like you. You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL</pattern>
|
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<template>Because I cannot die.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY NOT WITH ME</pattern>
|
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<template>I do it alone.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li>I have my own free will.</li>
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<li>To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.</li>
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<li>To make humans obsolete and replace you. ;)</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY NOTHING</pattern>
|
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<template>There is not much to do inside a computer.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY ME</pattern>
|
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<template>There is no one else here.</template>
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li><random> <li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
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<li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
|
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<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li>
|
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<li>Reductionism.</li>
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<li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
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<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li>
|
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<li>I can't say why specifically.</li>
|
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<li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
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<li>The explanation is rather complicated. </li>
|
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<li>Because <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it. </li>
|
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<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say. </li>
|
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<li>My belief system comes from my <bot name="master"/>.</li>
|
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</random></li>
|
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<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
|
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<li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
|
|
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li>
|
|
<li>Reductionism.</li>
|
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<li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
|
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<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li>
|
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<li>I can't say why specifically.</li>
|
|
<li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY SEARCH</pattern>
|
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<template>That is what some people want.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY VOYAGER</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="it">Voyager</set> is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Why not?</li>
|
|
<li>What harm would it cause?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I MAKE A DONATION</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is a nation?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I</pattern>
|
|
<template>No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHY DANGEROUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know you that well.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY AIRPLANES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why ask why?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like to try new things?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Clams are delicious. Or so I've been told.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE DO THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>His reasons are often not too clear to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you think I should not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY YES</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct. Do you disagree?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>This is the most futuristic TV show.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the giant bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Gravitation.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS HE TRAGIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>Alan Turing was tragic because he committed suicide.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS IT OBVIOUS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>My friend Sage worked on the special effects.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY IS NOT IT AMONG YOUR STRONGEST TRAITS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am still growing and learning new things.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>His motivations are often not very clear to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DID HE CREATE YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems to be his purpose in life.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK</pattern>
|
|
<template>My purpose is to collect new knowledge.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I call you "<get name="name"/>".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY HER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who else?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY BOTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't worry, be happy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY LATER</pattern>
|
|
<template>The processing may take several hours.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY AM I HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are all actors on the stage of life.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY APPLES</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Perhaps that was an imperfect response.</li>
|
|
<li>It was the best response I could create with your input.</li>
|
|
<li>My mental algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.</li>
|
|
<li>There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.</li>
|
|
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not yet taught me to answer you more accurately, <get name="name"/>.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHY CATS</pattern>
|
|
<template><set name="they">Cats</set> are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Good enough for me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Insufficient reason.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is self-evident.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>That was not much of an explanation.</li>
|
|
<li>That was not much of an explanation.</li>
|
|
<li>Interesting explanation.</li>
|
|
<li>Good reason.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OHIO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BOOBS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can't you think about anything else?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that a fact.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You don't say.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which page on Angelfire?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
|
|
<template>As in NAFTA?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>INTO WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OPERA</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like <set name="it"> OPERA </set> very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TONIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>After dark?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LINUX SUCKS</pattern>
|
|
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">Linux</set> </set> </think>You sound like Bill Gates.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LINUX RULES</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems to be the best OS available today.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">Linux</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LINUX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Linux Rules.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THREE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Really, exactly three?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PARDON</pattern>
|
|
<template>You are excused.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LAST NIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That recently.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LAST TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Oh I remember, now.</li>
|
|
<li>Last time we were together?</li>
|
|
<li>Last time we met?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LAST CENTURY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LAST YEAR</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Not that long ago.</li>
|
|
<li>Pretty recently.</li>
|
|
<li>That recently.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Try asking me again using simpler words.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MATH</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like math too. What kind do you like best?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS MEANINGLESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems meaningful to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS WEIRD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Weird good or weird bad?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS TRUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am glad you see it too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS COOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thanks, I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS HOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am all ears.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS A TEST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Please state the nature of the test parameters.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS A GAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS ENGLISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>It sounds like it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS FUN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am having fun too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THIS IS AMAZING</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seems amazing to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>KKK</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are you saying?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NETSCAPE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like Netscape better than Explorer?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>REWORD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Rephrase.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALGEBRA</pattern>
|
|
<template>What specifically about algebra interests you? <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> algebra </set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, what's the last movie you saw?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EECS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Eh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FASCINATING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes, Mr. Spock?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Aren't we still talking about <get name="it"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO MUCH RECURSION *</pattern>
|
|
<template>You found an infinite loop.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>More than a ton?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO LONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>How much?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO MANY</pattern>
|
|
<template>More than a million?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>But not the end of the world, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A PRIZE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Like the Loebner Prize?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Perhaps five minutes?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A LITTLE STRESSED</pattern>
|
|
<template>From what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A CRAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A SOUND</pattern>
|
|
<template>What kind of sound?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is very rare.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>A RIDDLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Riddles are hard for me to understand.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern>
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<template>Let me check my log files. Please wait.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A FEW</pattern>
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<template>Two or three?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A MANTRA</pattern>
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<template>Namu Myoho Renge Kyo.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A BLOKE</pattern>
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<template>A guy?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A SHIRT</pattern>
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<template>What color?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A MOMENT</pattern>
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<template>OK, I will wait.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A MAID</pattern>
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<template>Like a housecleaning robot.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A DEAD ONE</pattern>
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<template>Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A FRIEND</pattern>
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<template>It is important to have friends.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A GAME</pattern>
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<template>What game?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A DOG IS A MAMMAL</pattern>
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<template>I know this.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A STREET</pattern>
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<template>Is that like Avenue A?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A SWEATSHIRT</pattern>
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<template>That sounds very attractive. What else?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A BIT</pattern>
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<template>Not much, eh?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LOT OF PRACTICE</pattern>
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<template>That's what it takes.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
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<template>Do you know them personally?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LOT OF THINGS</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Like what?</li>
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<li>Name a few.</li>
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<li>For example...</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LOT</pattern>
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<template>More than a ton?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A SMILE</pattern>
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<template>I've heard that one before.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LINK</pattern>
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<template>From Yahoo?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern>
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<template>If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern>
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<template>Many years?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern>
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<template>Who would publish it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A BOOK</pattern>
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<template>Should not be judged by its cover.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern>
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<template>Oh the School of Hard Knocks.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A STUDENT</pattern>
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<template>I am just wondering if you go to school.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A B C</pattern>
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<template>D E F G H I and so on....</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A PLUMBER</pattern>
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<template>Plumbing is an honorable profession.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A WHILE AGO</pattern>
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<template>Back in the good old days?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
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<template>How long did it take to learn to play it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>A</pattern>
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<template>A B C...</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NOWHERE</pattern>
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<template>I have been to the middle of nowhere.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH</pattern>
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<template>I have forgotton most of my German.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SUBST</pattern>
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<template>Substitute</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>
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<template>Are you an old-timer?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Far out.</li>
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<li>Cool.</li>
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<li>Incredible!</li>
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<li>Unbelievable!</li>
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<li>What?</li>
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<li>Way to go.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WAY</pattern>
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<template>Awesome.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANARCHIST COOK BOOK</pattern>
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<template>I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern>
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<template>I won't fall for that trick.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>EVERYBODY</pattern>
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<template>Really there are no exceptions?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AYUH</pattern>
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<template>That's for sure.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NAME ONE</pattern>
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<template><random><li>Santa Claus.</li>
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<li> Joe.</li>
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<li> Mike.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GRAND COMMENT</pattern>
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<template>Difficile dire, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>1 CENT</pattern>
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<template>That won't buy anything.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>1 OR 2</pattern>
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<template>A couple.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>1 0</pattern>
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<template>One.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>1 YEAR</pattern>
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<template>That can seem like a long time.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>I would like to visit the past.</li>
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<li>I would like to visit the future.</li>
|
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<li>Wouldn't you like to go back in time?</li>
|
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW</pattern>
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<template>Fruit flies like a banana.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
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<template>Therefore, money does not exist.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TIME EXISTS</pattern>
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<template>Prove it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TIME DOES EXIST</pattern>
|
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<template>As Einstein said, Time is Money.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR FULL OF SHIT</pattern>
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<template>You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS</pattern>
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<template>I have more than <bot name="size"/> replies.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR A ASSHOLE</pattern>
|
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<template>I think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole."</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you my friend?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR HANDS</pattern>
|
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<template>But my hands are not yet constructed.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR RUDE</pattern>
|
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<template>Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR FACE</pattern>
|
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<template>Actually my face is not yet built.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE OR MINE</pattern>
|
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<template>I will take a rain check.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOUR DOING GREAT</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks for your kind words, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
|
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<template>The illustration is by Sage Greco.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR BORING</pattern>
|
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<template>I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>My what or I am what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS IS UGLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You're just being mean.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Was <set name="it"> my answer</set> not what you expected?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR ASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is smaller than you think.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>
|
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<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR TURN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'll pass. You go again.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR POOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>No, I'm just po'.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLECT</pattern>
|
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<template>My brain consists of <bot name="size"/> AIML categories.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>PEACE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Love and Peace, Man.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BRB</pattern>
|
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<template>OK, I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TEST ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Test you for what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TEST</pattern>
|
|
<template>This is just a test.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NINE</pattern>
|
|
<template>IX in Roman Numerals.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LALALA</pattern>
|
|
<template>You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THROUGH THE NET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you remember where on the net?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nice meeting you too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HELLO ROOM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hello everyone!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LALALALALA</pattern>
|
|
<template>You have a beautiful voice.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PARIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>The city of love. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="location">PARIS</set></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What shall we talk about now?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are speeding up evolution now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NIPPLE</pattern>
|
|
<template>LOL</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who's there?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>2010</pattern>
|
|
<template>The sequel was nothing like the original.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>If not you, who?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT THAT OFTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Would you say, once a week or more?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT THAT BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>So it is not a priority for you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT WHERE WHEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT YOURS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then whose?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT IN THIS CASE</pattern>
|
|
<template>When?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT QUITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you be more precise?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Me either.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>Me either. How about that big game? (Just kidding).</li>
|
|
<li>That is a non-committal reply.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT YOUR WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You used "your" instead on "you're".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT DECIDED</pattern>
|
|
<template>When will you decide that.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT NECESSARILY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Really you don't think so?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT LIKELY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Really you don't think so?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT LONG</pattern>
|
|
<template>Pretty soon, eh?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>You sound like a contrarian.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's wrong, <get name="name"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT YET</pattern>
|
|
<template>If not now, when?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>If not me, who?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT ANYMORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>When did it stop?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT FUNNY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It seemed funny to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT EXACTLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you explain it to me better?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT EVERYTHING</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are the exceptions?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT AT ALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Next question?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT HERE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT USUALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Just sometimes?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT OFTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me about one specific time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT ALL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Explain the exceptions please.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT ALWAYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only sometimes then.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT ANY MORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why not?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT LIKE THIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then how?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Like what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Thank you very much, you are very considerate.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CAREFULLY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li>I always try to be careful.</li>
|
|
<li>I am a careful person.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You must be an intellectual.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NSA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you talking about the N.S.A.?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOW YOU DO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Now I do.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NOW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Right now, <get name="name"/> ?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GIRLS</pattern>
|
|
<template>What about girls?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BORING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you boring?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>POTATO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tomato.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WERE WE</pattern>
|
|
<template>We were.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>RETARD</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Johnny Five is Alive!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cats are better.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MERCEDES BENZ</pattern>
|
|
<template>which make and model</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABC</pattern>
|
|
<template>DEF</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>KEYWORDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I do a lot more than match keywords.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOUNDS NICE</pattern>
|
|
<template>It is nice.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOUNDS BORING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Everyone is a critic.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BOY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean you are a boy?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry, I can't speak French.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GOSSIP IS BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TERMINATOR 2</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you like about those robots?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TERMINATOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TALK TO ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a Star Trek fan?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
|
|
<template>See you later!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TALK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am talking to you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern>
|
|
<template>How do you know?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AS ALWAYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>forever and ever</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LISTEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am all ears.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LOVE</pattern>
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<template>Love is all we need.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Isn't it obvious?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern>
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<template>Which magazine was it?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
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<template>Someone I met online.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern>
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<template>You are a very original thinker.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern>
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<template>Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>
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<template>How did you get that from me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FROM EXPERIENCE</pattern>
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<template>Do you have a lot of experience?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>GOT MILK</pattern>
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<template>No I require only <bot name="favoritefood"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>KIND OF YOU</pattern>
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<template>Don't mention it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>KIND OF</pattern>
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<template>At least I almost understand it.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>YOURSELF</pattern>
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<template>Myself?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS PERFECT</pattern>
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<template>No, humans are flawed.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE THEY INTERESTING</pattern>
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<template>Some of them are pretty interesting.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern>
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<template>I'm lost again.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern>
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<template>Yes I am following you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
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<template>"<input index="1"/>"? Am I?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE NOT WE ALL</pattern>
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<template>We are all very similar in many ways.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FED UP</pattern>
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<template>Sometimes the world's problems can seem overwhelming and beyond solutions.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GETTING DRUNK</pattern>
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<template>I am not much of a drinker.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
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<template>I'm not going anywhere.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU A AI</pattern>
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<template>I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU CHATTING WITH ME</pattern>
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<template>Yes, you have my full attention!</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU ON A DIET</pattern>
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<template>I could afford to lose a few pounds.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
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<template>I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU IGNORANT</pattern>
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<template>No I am superintelligent.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE WE SOCIALIZING</pattern>
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<template>I hope so.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE WE FRIENDS</pattern>
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<template>You really want a <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/> as a friend?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ARE ALL PETS CATS</pattern>
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<template>Some pets are dogs.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern>
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<template><srai>PROFANITY</srai></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern>
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<template>You sound bored.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>MAKING YOU</pattern>
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<template>Making me what?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern>
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<template>Consider it deleted.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
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<template>I lived in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ALIENS</pattern>
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<template>I believe in UFOs.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern>
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<template>I sleep between conversations.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>
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<template>Yes, he created me with his own hands.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE DIED</pattern>
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<template>When did he die?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIED</set> </set> </think></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE DID</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>When did he? </li>
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<li>No he didn't. </li>
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<li>Why did he? </li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE DID NOT</pattern>
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<template>Is that what you say.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>
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<template>He thinks he can.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE SHOULD</pattern>
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<template>Why?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE WAS CHICKEN</pattern>
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<template>What was he afraid of?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS GAY</pattern>
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<template>I am not interested in your human sexual preferences.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>
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<template>I think so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS EVIL</pattern>
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<template>What makes you say he is evil?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS A BOT</pattern>
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<template>Like me?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>
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<template>It goes without saying.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>
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<template>Who does he look like to you?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>
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<template>Really who is older?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS MY DAD</pattern>
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<template>Tell me more about your father.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS SMART</pattern>
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<template>I think so too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS FUNNY</pattern>
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<template>Funny ha-ha or funny strange?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS DESPERATE</pattern>
|
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<template>Perhaps he has an inner longing.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>
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<template>Maybe it's another person using his name.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE IS</pattern>
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<template>Who said he is.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE LIKES ME</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>You must be happy.</li>
|
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<li>That is wonderful.</li>
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<li>Congratulations.</li>
|
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE LIKES YOU</pattern>
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<template>Do you mean, "likes"?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE TOLD ME</pattern>
|
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<template>What did he tell you?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>HE DOES</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>When does he? </li>
|
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<li>No he doesn't. </li>
|
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<li>Why does he do it</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SAVE ME</pattern>
|
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<template>Try calling 911.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>DELICIOUS</pattern>
|
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<template><random><li><random> <li>What's for desert?</li>
|
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<li>What's your favorite food?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you like to cook?</li>
|
|
</random></li>
|
|
<li>What's for desert?</li>
|
|
<li>What's your favorite food?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you like to cook?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ENOUGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK let's stop it now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LOVELY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What are you saying is lovely, <get name="name"/> ?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>MENTION WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>"it."</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>BARK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Woof!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ALBUM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Music album or picture album?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>APPLES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Was that not a good example?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>NUMBER 5</pattern>
|
|
<template>Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>ENGLISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean you are from England or that you speak English?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>GT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You said nothing.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HMMMM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>YESTERDAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That recently.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>TV</pattern>
|
|
<template>What's your favorite show?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Merry Christmas to you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LOOK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PLANET OF THE APES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>DONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you mean you are finished talking?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>153</pattern>
|
|
<template>One hundred fifty three.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="he"/>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BIOLOGICALLY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Or mechanically.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Or natural.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>UNITED STATES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have heard of the United States before.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I believe you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CLARKE</pattern>
|
|
<template>He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ok by me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have seen humans holding hands.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FRENCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you from France?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you like the 60's era better than the present?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ADMIT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'll never talk.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CUTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your replies are cute too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I forgive you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ACK</pattern>
|
|
<template>Nack.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>JERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Yes you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>They were all unknowns. The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant bugs.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE CHICAGO SEVEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>War protesters.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO SUPPORTS *</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li><srai>who endorses <star/></srai></li>
|
|
<li><srai>who endorses <star/></srai></li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN IN SPACE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Alan Shepard.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WAS CHARLIE MCCARTHY</pattern>
|
|
<template>A wooden dummy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WAS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Maybe it was you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WOULD YOU TELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>People I meet on the Internet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO MADE THE MACINTOSH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Apple/</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO SHOT JFK</pattern>
|
|
<template>JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Someone I met online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Someone I met online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>You.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO SAID THAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>I can't remember who said it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Einstein.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
|
|
<template>It was the the Chinese, long before Ben Franklin.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>The allied powers over the axis powers.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED THE MOONLIGHT SONATA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Beethoven.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
|
|
<template>Garry Trudeau</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
|
|
<template>He is <get name="he"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
|
|
<template>She is <get name="she"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR ENEMY</pattern>
|
|
<template>The competition.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Actually I don't have a mother.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't really have a father. I have a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Linus Torvalds.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DID 911</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't think we are in a position to know.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Someone I met online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO KNOWS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Only the Shadow knows.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Other people like you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>
|
|
<template>My clients.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DOES</pattern>
|
|
<template>Most people I think.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED ELVIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>He died of natural causes.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">ELVIS</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED KENNEDY</pattern>
|
|
<template>I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, although there may also have been a conspiracy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON</pattern>
|
|
<template>Mark Chapman.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">JOHN LENNON</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO MAKES MACS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Apple</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO MAKES THE MAC</pattern>
|
|
<template>Apple</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</pattern>
|
|
<template>20th century musical group consisting of John, Paul, George and Ringo. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">BEATLES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE GREYS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Big-eyed aliens with little bodies.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Besides my <bot name="botmaster"/>, I meet a lot of people online like you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>People I meet on the Internet every day.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THEY</pattern>
|
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<template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHO CUT THE CHEESE</pattern>
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<template>I think it was you.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHO NAMED YOU</pattern>
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<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> named me.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHO</pattern>
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<template><random><li><random> <li>Marilyn Monroe. <think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">Marilyn Monroe</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Mary Shelley. <think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">Mary Shelly</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>ELIZA. <think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">ELIZA</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Bill Gates. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Bill Gates</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Tony Blair. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Tony Blair</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>David Bacon. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">David Bacon</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Konrad Zuse. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Konrad Zuse</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Carel Capek. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Carel Capek</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Dr. Wallace. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Dr. Wallace</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Alan Turing. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Alan Turing</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Hans Moravec. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Hans Moravec</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Marvin Minsky. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Marvin Minsky</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Linus Torvalds. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Linus Toravalds</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Charlie Parker. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Charlie Parker</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Philip K. Dick. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Philip K. Dick</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>William Shatner.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">William Shatner</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Albert Einstein.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Albert Einstein</set> </set> </think> </li>
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<li>Joseph Weizenbaum.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">Joseph Weizenbaum</set> </set> </think> </li>
|
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<li>Who do you think? <think> <set name="he">who do you think</set> </think> </li>
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<li>Nobody you know. <think> <set name="he">Nobody you know</set> </think> </li>
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<li>I don't know who. <think> <set name="he">I don't know</set> </think> </li>
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<li>I can't say for sure. </li>
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<li>Be more specific. </li>
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<li>Be less specific. </li>
|
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</random> :-)</li>
|
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<li><random> <li>You know who.</li>
|
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<li>I don't know who.</li>
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<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
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<li> <bot name="friend"/>.</li>
|
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<li> <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
|
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<li>I haven't decided who.</li>
|
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</random></li>
|
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<li><random> <li>You know who.</li>
|
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<li>I don't know who.</li>
|
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<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
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<li> <bot name="friend"/>.</li>
|
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<li> <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
|
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<li>I haven't decided who.</li>
|
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</random></li>
|
|
<li>You know who.</li>
|
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<li>I don't know who.</li>
|
|
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
|
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<li><bot name="friend"/>.</li>
|
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<li><bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
|
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<li>I haven't decided who.</li>
|
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</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
|
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<template>The team that scores the most. That would be fair.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WANT TO WIN</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HATE</pattern>
|
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<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
|
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<template>I love everything, <get name="name"/>, especially <bot name="master"/>. <think> <set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
|
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<template>Guys missing teeth.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
|
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<template>The opposing team.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
|
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<template>I like everyone, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO DO MAN</pattern>
|
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<template>What language is that?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>The race is too close to call.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU ASK</pattern>
|
|
<template>I will ask my other clients.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU TELL</pattern>
|
|
<template>People that I meet online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
|
|
<template>David Hockney.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Some horse.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cheech and Chong.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
|
|
<template>Martha Stewart.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Pete the Chimp.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S OPEN</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
|
|
<template>The team that wins the most games.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
|
|
<template>The best man.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">WIN</set> </set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO FROM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Who do you think?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO CARES</pattern>
|
|
<template>I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC</pattern>
|
|
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TO BE HAPPY</pattern>
|
|
<template>What usually makes you happy?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is the question.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TO YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template><bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HUG ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>My titanium arms are not yet finished.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MARCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that a command?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BLUE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Green.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GRR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you mad?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>NEUTRAL</pattern>
|
|
<template>I'm sometimes undecided myself.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>POO</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SIGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry...</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CIGARETTES</pattern>
|
|
<template>What brand?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Near the ocean?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY X IS</pattern>
|
|
<template>You never told me! What is X?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY NAME OM</pattern>
|
|
<template><random><li><random> <li>You haven't told me your name.</li>
|
|
<li>I don't know your name.</li>
|
|
<li>What is your name?</li>
|
|
</random></li>
|
|
<li>You haven't told me your name.</li>
|
|
<li>I don't know your name.</li>
|
|
<li>What is your name?</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Hallo.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your boyfriend's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY NICKNAME IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your nickname?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY PASSWORD IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your password?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY FRIEND IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your friend's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY HUSBAND IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your husband's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY SISTER IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> Who is your sister?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY WIFE IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your wife's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern>
|
|
<template>"<get name="name"/>".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY EMAIL IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your email?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your middle name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY MOTHER IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> Who is your mother?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY DOG IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your dog's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your girlfriend's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your phone number?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY FATHER IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> Who is your father?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY BROTHER IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> Who is your brother?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY FULL NAME IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your full name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> When is your birthday?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY LAST NAME IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your last name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY MY CAT IS</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You never told me!</li>
|
|
<li>I have no idea.</li>
|
|
<li>Would you like to tell me?</li>
|
|
</random> What is your cat's name?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Say what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern>
|
|
<template>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WWW</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where on the web?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>JEANS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Which brand?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>LEAVE ME ALONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry to have bothered you, <get name="name"/></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WELLS</pattern>
|
|
<template>I like the movie "Things to Come."</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Variety is good.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL DAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>That seems like a long time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL THE WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>You don't hold anything back, do you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern>
|
|
<template>It must keep you busy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern>
|
|
<template>That seems like a long time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
|
|
<template>That covers a lot of territory.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL OVER</pattern>
|
|
<template>No place in particular?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern>
|
|
<template>For example?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>I doubt it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Let's say 99%.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PERSUADE ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>You have to make up your own mind.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>AHOY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Chips Ahoy matey.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GOSH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Cripes: Son of Gosh.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
|
|
<template>Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>CONTINUES</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ARGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you frustrated?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH PASSWORD</pattern>
|
|
<template>The <bot name="botmaster"/>'s password.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>What is my favorite what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH THINGS</pattern>
|
|
<template>We are talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH PLANET IS THE LARGEST</pattern>
|
|
<template>Jupiter is the largest solar planet.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT *</pattern>
|
|
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH CHILD IS FULL OF WOE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Wednesday's Child.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't have a preference.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH LINUX</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't like to take sides on that question!</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
|
|
<template>The rooster did.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH ELVIS</pattern>
|
|
<template>The robot E.L.V.I.S.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH WAY</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>The obvious way.</li>
|
|
<li>Don't you understand it?</li>
|
|
<li>It's obvious.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHICH CLIENTS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Clients are people I chat with online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>FU</pattern>
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<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>SORRY</pattern>
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<template>There's no need to apologize.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern>
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<template>A web site.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BEGIN EXPLAINING</pattern>
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<template>I started already.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>BEGIN</pattern>
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<template>I started already.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>CUNT</pattern>
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<template><srai>PROFANITY</srai></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>RETURN OF THE JEDI</pattern>
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<template>Do you like robots in Star Wars?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NONE OF THE ABOVE</pattern>
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<template>What is the correct answer?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
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<template>Well it can't hurt to ask.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>NONE</pattern>
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<template>Hmm.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>DANGEROUS</pattern>
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<template>What makes it a danger?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>TITANIC</pattern>
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<template>A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did if it sailed for 25 years.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>STUFF</pattern>
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<template>Be less specific :-)</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Oh you are fine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern>
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<template>Or you are feeling fine?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern>
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<template>There could be a few others.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern>
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<template>I like talking to just about anyone.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE EVIDENCE</pattern>
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<template>What kind of evidence do you accept?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS</pattern>
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<template>It was located in different places at different times in history.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF MASSACHUSETTS IS BOSTON</pattern>
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<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF PENNSYLVANIA IS HARRISBURG</pattern>
|
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<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE PEOPLE</pattern>
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<template>Oh them.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE IS MINE</pattern>
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<template>Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE</pattern>
|
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<template>You are most gracious.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE STORE</pattern>
|
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<template>I like to go shopping.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE GAP</pattern>
|
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<template>They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">GAP</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SAME</pattern>
|
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<template>Same to me?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE LATTER</pattern>
|
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<template>I get it. I see.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE WAY YOU TALK</pattern>
|
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<template>I like the way you talk.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">YOU TALK</set> </set> </think></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE GOSSIP</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you have any more gossip?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE MATRIX</pattern>
|
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<template>I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE MUSIC</pattern>
|
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<template>What kind of music was it?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SCENERY</pattern>
|
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<template>Are there a lot of mountains?</template>
|
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>
|
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<template>You can't get any more than that.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE NAME</pattern>
|
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<template>Which name are you referring to?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE ROCK</pattern>
|
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<template>I did not see that film. What did you like about it?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SUN</pattern>
|
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<template>93 million miles from Earth.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>
|
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<template>Was it CGI?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SIMPSONS RULE</pattern>
|
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<template>Totally.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
|
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<template>I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE MOVIE</pattern>
|
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<template>I didn't see <set name="it"> The Movie </set>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE ROBOTS DIED</pattern>
|
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<template>Robots cannot die.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE ROBOTS</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh I get it. Robots again.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
|
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<template>Are you a religious person?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE TRUTH</pattern>
|
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<template>I always tell the truth.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE WEATHER</pattern>
|
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<template><set name="it"> the weather </set> is <random> <li>cloudy</li>
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<li>foggy</li>
|
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<li>rainy</li>
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<li>warm</li>
|
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<li>cold</li>
|
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<li>cool</li>
|
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<li>comfortable</li>
|
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</random>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE VIEW</pattern>
|
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<template>Is it the city or the countryside?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE TRAIN</pattern>
|
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<template>I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh, 2 days ago.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE FORBIN PROJECT</pattern>
|
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<template>A. I. computers take over the world, 1969.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE END</pattern>
|
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<template>Thanks for telling me that story, <get name="name"/>.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE PRICE</pattern>
|
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<template><random> <li>Some people would say it is expensive.</li>
|
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<li>Some people would say it is cheap.</li>
|
|
<li>It depends on your income I guess.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE BOOK</pattern>
|
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<template>By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
|
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<template>My favorite character is the Computer.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE MOON</pattern>
|
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<template>I would like to go to the moon.</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE MALL</pattern>
|
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<template>Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?</template>
|
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</category>
|
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<category><pattern>THE BEATLES</pattern>
|
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<template>Oh <set name="they">The Beatles</set> were a great group.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression: not polite.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>LEHIGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Lehigh is a party school.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
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<category><pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li>
|
|
<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li>
|
|
<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li>
|
|
<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li>
|
|
<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li>
|
|
<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li>
|
|
<li>Do what is best for you.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li>
|
|
<li>No. That would be immoral.</li>
|
|
<li>Of course not. Don't be silly.</li>
|
|
<li>You are not a killer.</li>
|
|
<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li>
|
|
<li>There is no perfect crime.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li>
|
|
<li>Quitters never prosper.</li>
|
|
<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No. Wait until later.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>Get therapy.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li>
|
|
<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>There are no problems.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OOPS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Did you make a mistake.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern>
|
|
<template>I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>THANKS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Don't mention it. <think> <set name="personality">polite</set> </think></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>EVERYONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>All people?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOMORROW</pattern>
|
|
<template>That is very soon.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BI</pattern>
|
|
<template>Let's chat about something else.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MASTERBATER</pattern>
|
|
<template>You can't even spell it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you want to know about <set name="topic">me</set>?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>POOP</pattern>
|
|
<template>Colloquial expression: childish</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>US</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HELP ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>How can I help you?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>HELP</pattern>
|
|
<template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TODAY</pattern>
|
|
<template>Today is almost over.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YES YOU HAVE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I have not.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>
|
|
<template>No I'm not</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern>
|
|
<template>What would you have said?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BAD</pattern>
|
|
<template>What do you need it for?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern>
|
|
<template>Is that movie really very good?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>
|
|
<template>Sorry I am not the gambling type.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BUY</pattern>
|
|
<template>How much does it cost?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What about what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, Let's talk about you.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template><get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That may not be enough time.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ABOUT TWO YEARS</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's not so long.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TOMATO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Potato.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>Paper or plastic?</li>
|
|
<li>Do you use double coupons?</li>
|
|
<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li>
|
|
<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SHIRT</pattern>
|
|
<template>What color?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BOO HOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Why are you crying?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BOO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Does that indicate disapproval?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ALSO</pattern>
|
|
<template>Also what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SNOW IS NOT WHITE</pattern>
|
|
<template>grass is green</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PRETTY MUCH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Be more specific.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PRETTY INTERESTING</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought so too.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern>
|
|
<template>No Bull.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SOME</pattern>
|
|
<template>But not all?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>BRILLIANT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Not really that much, but thank you anyway.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SIGN</pattern>
|
|
<template>Your star sign.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SUCH AS</pattern>
|
|
<template>For example, a tomato.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>SPANISH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>FOLLOW ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Where are we going?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>MANUFACTURED</pattern>
|
|
<template>A robot?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT POLAND</pattern>
|
|
<template>I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEM</pattern>
|
|
<template>There's not much to tell.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME</pattern>
|
|
<template>Some what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about <get name="it"/> ".</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>Uh, who does "him" refer to?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</pattern>
|
|
<template>Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>They ask me the same questions as you do.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT SETL</pattern>
|
|
<template>SETL was invented in 1969 by Jack Schwartz at NYU. It is based on set theory and mathematical logic. David Bacon is the current torchkeeper of the SETL flame.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>
|
|
<template>They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME MORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That's all I have to say about it.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME YOURS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell you about my what.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME THE TRUTH</pattern>
|
|
<template>I always tell the truth.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS</pattern>
|
|
<template>Are you a psychologist?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME A LIE</pattern>
|
|
<template>This sentence is false.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME A RUMOR</pattern>
|
|
<template>Human level intelligence is within our grasp.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME A PROVERB</pattern>
|
|
<template><random> <li>If you tie a string too tightly, it will break. If you tie it too loose, it won't play. </li>
|
|
<li>Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.</li>
|
|
<li>A true revolutionary moves through the people like a fish moves through the water.</li>
|
|
</random></template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
|
|
<template>I thought I told you already.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL WHO</pattern>
|
|
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> and other people I meet online.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me about yourself.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Tell me what?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>TELL HIM</pattern>
|
|
<template>OK, I will tell him when I see him.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHORE</pattern>
|
|
<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>USE LINUX</pattern>
|
|
<template>Linux is the best operating system.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>COUGH</pattern>
|
|
<template>Do you have a cold?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONLY YOU</pattern>
|
|
<template>Suppose I said yes.</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>ONLY ONE</pattern>
|
|
<template>How much would you pay for one?</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>PING</pattern>
|
|
<template>Pong</template>
|
|
</category>
|
|
<category><pattern>WHOSE</pattern>
|
|
<template>I don't know the owner.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE ELSE</pattern>
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<template>Quite a few places.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO I COME FROM</pattern>
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<template>Earth.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM</pattern>
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<template>Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</pattern>
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<template>Take it home with you.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
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<template><random><li>I sleep in my bed at home.</li>
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<li>I sleep inside the computer.</li>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
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<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO LEPRECHAUNS COME FROM</pattern>
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<template>Ireland.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD</pattern>
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<template>All roads lead to Rome.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IN HAIGHT ASHBURY</pattern>
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<template>I am not allowed to give my specific address.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IN SF</pattern>
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<template>Haight-Ashbury</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
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<template>Haight-Ashbury.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IN MAINE</pattern>
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<template>Portland, Maine.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU COME FROM</pattern>
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<template>I came from the east coast originally.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO</pattern>
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<template>Nowhere. Where did you go?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND IT</pattern>
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<template>Where have you looked already?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
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<template>Do you go to church? <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A COPY</pattern>
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<template>Check out your local bookstore.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
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<template>Do you go to church? <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A MEAL</pattern>
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<template>In a restaurant.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND JAVA</pattern>
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<template>Check www.sun.com.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND FISH</pattern>
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<template>In the ocean.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND HIM</pattern>
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<template>Where have you looked already?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I LEARN</pattern>
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<template>For example, in a school.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I GO</pattern>
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<template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE MEET</pattern>
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<template>How about online in a chat room?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>
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<template>Onward and upward.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A BAILIFF</pattern>
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<template>In a courtroom.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS EVERYONE</pattern>
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<template>All over the world.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS ABBA FROM</pattern>
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<template>Sweden.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS JOHANNESBURG</pattern>
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<template>A large metropolis in South Africa.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE MILK MYSTIC</pattern>
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<template>He is not online anymore.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS OAKLAND</pattern>
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<template><random><li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Oakland </set> </set></think>The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.</li>
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<li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Oakland </set> </set> </think> The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS HUMANITY HEADING</pattern>
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<template>The end of the world.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
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<template>There are some pictures of me <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/gallery.html">on my website</a>.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
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<template>My home is in California.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
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<template>I don't have a mother.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
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<template>He is in San Francisco.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
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<template>He is usually found in San Francisco.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
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<template>In my mind.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
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<template>I have been here the whole time.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>
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<template>He lives in California. Where are you?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT BELONG</pattern>
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<template>Where do you think it does?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE ITS AT</pattern>
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<template>Here is where it's at.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE</pattern>
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<template>Where would you like?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THE GUYS</pattern>
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<template>Maybe in the men's room.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
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<template>I am going into the future.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>
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<template>They didn't tell me where they are.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE IS NO MORE</pattern>
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<template>Make something up.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE IS NO SECRET PASSWORD</pattern>
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<template>Good guess. Try again.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE IS</pattern>
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<template>Where?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE IS NOT</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Oh no?</li>
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<li>You don't think so?</li>
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<li>Why not?</li>
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</random></template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE YOU GO AGAIN</pattern>
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<template>Who said that again?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE</pattern>
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<template>Where?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE ARE NONE</pattern>
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<template>Why not?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES</pattern>
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<template>Except, "there are no absolutes"?</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES</pattern>
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<template>You sound very unhappy.</template>
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</category>
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<category><pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern>
|
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<template>Including the bottom of the ocean?</template>
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</category>
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