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import random
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import asyncio
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import discord
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from discord.ext import commands
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from discord.ext.commands import BucketType, cooldown
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class Fun(commands.Cog):
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def __init__(self, bot):
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self.bot = bot
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@commands.command(aliases=['Attack'])
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@commands.has_any_role('Hamothy', "izzy")
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async def attack(self, ctx, target: discord.Member):
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responses = [f"{target.mention} is stinky",
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f"{target.mention} is ugly",
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f"{target.mention} has a gigantic nose",
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f"{target.mention} gets no views on their tiktok",
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f"{target.mention} is obviously compensating for something :eyes:",
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f"{target.mention} DIE DIE DIE :knife: :skull:",
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f"{target.mention} is so annoying smh :rolling_eyes:",
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f"I'd say {target.mention} was dropped as a child but they would have be to held to dropped in the first place",
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f"I hate {target.mention}",
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f"{target.mention} close your legs, it smells like clam chowder :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:",
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f"I bet {target.mention} can't reach the wall cabinets without a booster chair",
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f"{target.mention} Browses 4Chan and Reddit all day looking for love",
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f"{target.mention} Your forehead could be used as a landing pad",
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f"I bet {target.mention} you likes eating watermelon with the rind.",
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f"{target.mention} You were the first creation to make god say oops",
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f"{target.mention} You have delusions of adequacy",
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f"{target.mention} I treasure the time I don't spend with you",
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f"Don't be ashamed of yourself {target.mention}, that's your parent's job",
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f"I don't have the energy to pretend I like {target.mention} today",
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f"I know this was made for me to insult but it’s kinda hard to be a hateful cunt like {target.mention} :star_struck::star_struck:",
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f"#{target.mention}IsOverParty",
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f"I hope {target.mention} drops dead with a curable disease that doctors simply didn’t feel like curing :)",
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f"",
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f"",
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f"",
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f"",
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f"",
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]
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#/warn @Call Me♥#5566 Pissing me off when I'm pissed off with people not posting in #general-media
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await ctx.send(random.choice(responses))
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# Bot ~8Ball command
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@commands.command(aliases=['8ball', '8Ball'])
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@cooldown(1, 5, BucketType.channel)
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async def _8ball(self, ctx, *, question):
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channels = ["bot-commands"]
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if str(ctx.channel) not in channels:
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message = await ctx.send("Sorry! I only work in #bot-commands!")
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# Let the user read the message for 2.5 seconds
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await asyncio.sleep(2.5)
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# Delete the message
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await message.delete()
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if str(ctx.channel) in channels:
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responses = [
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"Hamothy is preoccupied with catching a case",
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"The prophet Kate believes it will come true",
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"Josh doesn't believe in the outcome :(",
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"Izzy can't predict this",
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"Idk idiot lmao",
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"Why are you even asking me",
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"It's not like I can read your question",
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"Shut the fuck up NOW",
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"Zara wants to protest your question",
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"Stitch will definitely get back to you",
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"*Kakashi slams you to the wall*",
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"Kate is too busy reading yaoi to answer your question",
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"It- It's not lik- It's not like I want to answer your question or anything *tsundere noises*",
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"Connor is too busy making tea and simping for beautiful women to reply to this",
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"Maybe",
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"Who said you could ask that question?",
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"Ifrah cannot answer that",
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"Hussein be spitting too much fire to look at your weak ass question",
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"Literally no one gives a shit",
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"N O spells NO",
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"Find something better to do with your spare time smh",
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"Sure but did you know that Izzy smells?",
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"No but did you know that Stitch smells?",
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"Get your dick back in your pants smh",
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"Get the fuck back to horny jail RIGHT NOW",
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"Nick Cock Bro",
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"Nice Tits",
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"Dm Cloud for the answer",
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"No",
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"Yes",
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"Pffft you wish",
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"Never in a million years",
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"Pathetic. You're wasting your time",
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"Taz is too busy simping over Anonymous to care",
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"Leave me alone. I'm sad :(",
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"Shoot your Shot King",
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"Of course!",
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"If you believe hard enough, it'll come true!!",
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"Inna likes this question, but you'll have to answer it yourself ╮(︶▽︶)╭",
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"Dm Taz to truly find out the answer to this one",
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"Hussein approves of these FIRE bars",
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"Why you gotta ask me a question when I'm just vibin bro :pensive: ",
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"Hamothy LOVES this question and nods approvingly",
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"I don't have the energy to answer this question...",
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"The Swedish fish agrees",
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"You're better off asking Dyno, Ensō is in a bad mood right now :(",
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"The answer lies within your heart",
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"All the signs point to yes!",
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"Marshall would love to agree with you",
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"That's so litty titty bro",
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"I'm Izzy and I approve of this message",
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"Naughty naughty girl",
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"Hamothy has used his godlike like powers to align the stars for you, it must be true",
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"Gabriel appears out of thin air and smites you",
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"Yes yes yes!!!",
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]
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await ctx.send(f'Question: {question}\nAnswer: {random.choice(responses)}')
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def setup(bot):
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bot.add_cog(Fun(bot))
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