diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml index 848e3b4..d92613c 100644 --- a/Cargo.toml +++ b/Cargo.toml @@ -24,7 +24,12 @@ name = "uwuify" [dependencies] clap = { version = "3.0.10", features = ["derive"] } rand = "0.8.4" -rand_seeder = "0.2.2" -rand_pcg = "0.3.1" indicatif = "0.16.2" linkify = "0.8.0" +ahash = "0.7.6" +rand_xoshiro = "0.6.0" + +[profile.release] +lto = "fat" +codegen-units = 1 +panic = "abort" diff --git a/examples/uwu/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt b/examples/uwu/orig/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt similarity index 100% rename from examples/uwu/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt rename to examples/uwu/orig/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt diff --git a/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt b/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..325e904 --- /dev/null +++ b/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt @@ -0,0 +1,124456 @@ +:3 This :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ 100th x3 Etext file presented uWu by Pwoject Gutenberg, ÚwÚ and +:3 is presented in cooperation with OwO Wowwd :3 Wibwawy, :3 Inc., ^-^ fwom theiw +x3 Wibwawy >_> of OwO the >_> Futuwe ÚwÚ and Shakespeawe ^-^ CDWOMS. 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Then being asked, xDD whewe >w< aww >w< thy x3 beauty :3 wies, +:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >w< wusty ^.^ days; +ÚwÚ To uWu say within UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ deep ^w^ sunken >_> eyes, +Were OwO an all-eating shame, ÚwÚ and :3 thwiftwess :3 pwaise. +OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise >w< desewved >w< thy beauty's use, +>w< If :3 thou uWu couwdst ÚwÚ answew >_< 'This fair >w< chiwd >_> of >_< minye +:33 Shaww sum my count, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my ^.^ owd x3 excuse' +OwO Pwoving his x3 beauty uWu by UwU succession >w< thinye. +:3 This ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be OwO nyew :3 made when :3 thou art >_> owd, +And UwU see >w< thy UwU bwood warm when :3 thou ;;w;; feew'st ^.^ it cold. + + +^-^ 3 +Wook in >w< thy :3 gwass ÚwÚ and tell OwO the ;;w;; face :3 thou ÚwÚ viewest, +Nyow :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that ;;w;; face shouwd fowm another, +uWu Whose ^.^ fwesh wepaiw ^-^ if :3 nyow :3 thou ^.^ nyot renewest, +Thou OwO dost beguiwe OwO the UwU wowwd, unbless >w< some mother. +>_< Fow xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ she OwO so fair uWu whose >w< unyeawed >_> womb +Disdains OwO the >w< tiwwage >_> of >w< thy xDD husbandwy? +Ow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he OwO so OwO fond uWu wiww >w< be OwO the OwO tomb, +x3 Of his self-love ^-^ to xDD stop posterity? +Thou art >w< thy >_> mothew's :3 gwass ÚwÚ and ^.^ she in ÚwÚ thee +:3 Cawws xDD back OwO the UwU wuvwy :3 Apwiw >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; pwime, +^w^ So :3 thou OwO thwough uWu windows >_> of UwU thinye :3 age ^-^ shawt >_> see, +Despite >_> of wrinkles :3 this >w< thy gowden xDD time. +But ^-^ if :3 thou live ^-^ wemembewed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ be, +^.^ Die >w< singwe ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^.^ image >_> dies with thee. + + +ÚwÚ 4 +:33 Unthwifty UwU wuvwinyess x3 why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spend, +:3 Upon >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy beauty's ^w^ wegacy? +x3 Nyatuwe's ^w^ bequest gives nyothing uWu but doth wend, +And being :3 fwank ^.^ she ÚwÚ wends ^-^ to x3 those awe free: +;;w;; Then uWu beauteous ^.^ nyiggawd x3 why OwO dost :3 thou :3 abuse, +The >w< bounteous wawgess >w< given ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to give? +ÚwÚ Pwofitwess xDD usuwew x3 why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use +^w^ So gweat :3 a sum >_> of ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ yet ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot live? +>_< Fow having ^.^ twaffic with >w< thy uWu sewf xDD awonye, +Thou >_> of >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf OwO dost UwU deceive, +;;w;; Then how when ^-^ nyatuwe calls ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be gone, +What acceptable >w< audit ^w^ canst :3 thou weave? +x3 Thy x3 unyused x3 beauty >w< must >w< be :3 tombed with ^.^ thee, +^w^ Which used ;;w;; wives th' ;;w;; executow ^-^ to UwU be. + + +>_< 5 +Those ^w^ houws UwU that with gentwe wowk >_> did fwame +The UwU wuvwy xDD gaze xDD whewe every eye doth ÚwÚ dweww +uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrants ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 same, +And UwU that ^.^ unfaiw ;;w;; which ^w^ faiwwy doth uWu excew: +>_< Fow ÚwÚ nyevew-westing UwU time weads uWu summew uWu on +ÚwÚ To hideous winter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confounds him there, +^-^ Sap x3 checked with >_> fwost ÚwÚ and >w< wusty leaves ^-^ quite gone, +:3 Beauty o'er-snowed ÚwÚ and x3 bawenyess every >w< whewe: +;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ summew's >w< distiwwation weft +OwO A :3 wiquid pwisonyew pent in >_< wawws >_> of glass, +Beauty's :33 effect with x3 beauty ;;w;; wewe bereft, +Nyow ^.^ it :3 nyow nyo wemembwance what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +But >_> fwowews distiwwed >w< though uWu they with winter :33 meet, +:33 Weese uWu but theiw show, theiw xDD substance still ;;w;; wives x3 sweet. + + +;;w;; 6 +;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot wintew's ^.^ wagged hand ^.^ deface, +UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy uWu summew ewe :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; distiwwed: +UwU Make ^w^ sweet >w< some vial; >_> tweasuwe :3 thou >w< some place, +x3 With beauty's >_> tweasuwe ewe ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; sewf-kiwwed: +:33 That ;;w;; use :3 is ^.^ nyot fowbidden ÚwÚ usuwy, +^w^ Which UwU happies x3 those UwU that pay OwO the willing :3 woan; +^.^ That's uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf ^-^ to breed another ^.^ thee, +Ow >w< ten xDD times happier >w< be ^.^ it >w< ten uWu fow one, +xDD Ten xDD times >w< thy uWu sewf ;;w;; wewe happier than :3 thou :3 awt, +>w< If >w< ten >_> of UwU thinye >w< ten xDD times ^.^ wefiguwed ÚwÚ thee: +;;w;; Then what :33 couwd death ^-^ do ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst x3 depawt, +OwO Weaving ÚwÚ thee :3 wiving in posterity? +Be ^.^ nyot x3 sewf-wiwwed uWu fow :3 thou art >w< much xDD too :33 faiw, +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> death's :3 conquest ÚwÚ and ^-^ make worms UwU thinye :33 heiw. + + +>_> 7 +Lo in OwO the orient when OwO the >_< gwacious ^.^ wight +^-^ Wifts OwO up his burning uWu head, OwO each uWu undew eye +^-^ Doth homage ^-^ to his ^-^ nyew-appeawing ^-^ sight, +Sewving with looks his xDD sacwed ^-^ majesty, +And having uWu cwimbed OwO the steep-up ^w^ heavenwy uWu hiww, +:3 Wesembwing >w< stwong xDD youth in his middwe ^-^ age, +>_> Yet x3 mowtaw looks adore his x3 beauty stiww, +:33 Attending uWu on his gowden :3 piwgwimage: +But when ^-^ fwom highmost :3 pitch with x3 weawy xDD caw, +;;w;; Wike feebwe :3 age ^.^ he reeleth ^-^ fwom OwO the day, +The eyes (fowe :3 duteous) :3 nyow OwO convewted awe +From his low ;;w;; twact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook another ÚwÚ way: +^w^ So thou, >w< thy uWu sewf out-going in >w< thy noon: +^-^ Unwooked uWu on >_< diest unwess :3 thou >_< get :3 a :33 son. + + +>_> 8 +:3 Music ^-^ to OwO heaw, x3 why hear'st :3 thou music >_> sadwy? +^.^ Sweets with ;;w;; sweets OwO waw ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ joy >w< dewights in joy: +UwU Why lov'st :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou weceiv'st ^.^ nyot UwU gwadwy, +Ow ewse weceiv'st with ^w^ pweasuwe UwU thinye xDD annyoy? +>w< If OwO the OwO twue xDD concowd >_> of well-tuned :3 sounds, +By unyions married ^-^ do offend UwU thinye eaw, +^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but OwO sweetwy ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ who ;;w;; confounds +UwU In singleness OwO the pawts UwU that :3 thou shouldst bear: +>_< Mawk how ^-^ onye string ^w^ sweet xDD husband ^-^ to another, +Strikes OwO each in OwO each uWu by OwO mutuaw xDD owdewing; +:3 Wesembwing >_> siwe, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and x3 happy mothew, +OwO Who >w< aww in one, ^-^ onye >w< pweasing ^-^ nyote ^-^ do ^-^ sing: +uWu Whose ^.^ speechwess ^.^ song being many, seeming one, +^.^ Sings :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< singwe xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv none'. + + +x3 9 +^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wet :3 a uWu widow's eye, +:33 That :3 thou consum'st >w< thy uWu sewf in >w< singwe x3 wife? +xDD Ah, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 issuewess ^-^ shawt :3 hap ^-^ to x3 die, +The x3 wowwd uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ^-^ makewess xDD wife, +The x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy widow ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; weep, +:33 That :3 thou nyo fowm >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 hast weft ^.^ behind, +When every pwivate widow ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^-^ keep, +By ^-^ chiwdwen's >_> eyes, xDD hew >_< husband's ^-^ shape in mind: +Wook what OwO an unthrift in OwO the x3 wowwd doth uWu spend +x3 Shifts uWu but his place, uWu fow still OwO the x3 wowwd :33 enjoys xDD it; +But beauty's ^.^ waste ;;w;; hath in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO an end, +And ^-^ kept x3 unyused OwO the user OwO so destroys OwO it: +:3 Nyo love towawd ÚwÚ othews in UwU that uWu bosom OwO sits +:33 That uWu on ^-^ himsewf such x3 muwd'wous ÚwÚ shame uWu commits. + + +>_< 10 +>_< Fow ÚwÚ shame deny UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st love ^-^ to ^-^ any +OwO Who uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf art OwO so >_< unpwovident. +>_> Gwant ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art bewuvd >_> of many, +But UwU that :3 thou UwU nyonye lov'st :3 is UwU most ^w^ evident: +>_< Fow :3 thou art OwO so possessed with x3 muwd'wous ^.^ hate, +:33 That >w< 'gainst >w< thy uWu sewf :3 thou ^w^ stick'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ conspiwe, +Seeking UwU that uWu beauteous >_< woof ^-^ to ruinate +^w^ Which ^-^ to wepaiw shouwd >w< be >w< thy >_> chief desire: +:3 O >_> change >w< thy thought, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> change my UwU mind, +:33 Shaww UwU hate >w< be ^-^ faiwew ^.^ wodged than gentwe love? +Be as >w< thy :3 pwesence :3 is >_< gwacious ÚwÚ and kind, +Ow ^-^ to >w< thy uWu sewf at :33 weast >w< kind-heawted :3 pwuv, +UwU Make ÚwÚ thee another uWu sewf uWu fow love >_> of uWu me, +:33 That x3 beauty still ^-^ may live in UwU thinye ^w^ ow thee. + + +ÚwÚ 11 +UwU As fast as :3 thou ^-^ shawt wanye OwO so fast :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, +UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of thinye, ^-^ fwom UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou >_< depawtest, +And UwU that ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; which >_> youngwy :3 thou >_> bestow'st, +Thou uWu mayst caww thinye, when :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD youth convertest, +ÚwÚ Hewein ;;w;; wives ;;w;; wisdom, :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and increase, +Without :3 this folly, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd decay, +>w< If >w< aww ;;w;; wewe >_> minded so, OwO the xDD times shouwd xDD cease, +And threescore yeaw would ^-^ make OwO the x3 wowwd >w< away: +>_> Wet x3 those xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made uWu fow store, +^-^ Hawsh, uWu featuwewess, ÚwÚ and rude, bawwenwy ^-^ pewish: +Wook xDD whom ^.^ she :33 best endowed, ^.^ she >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; +^w^ Which >w< bounteous >_> gift :3 thou shouldst in bounty OwO chewish: +She uWu cawved ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew seal, ÚwÚ and meant ;;w;; theweby, +Thou shouldst x3 pwint :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot let UwU that >w< copy ^-^ die. + + +12 +When I ^-^ do ;;w;; count OwO the ^w^ cwock UwU that uWu tewws OwO the UwU time, +And UwU see OwO the bwave :3 day ^w^ sunk in hideous night, +When I >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; viowet ÚwÚ past ;;w;; pwime, +And ^w^ sabwe cuwws >w< aww silvered o'ew with >w< white: +When lofty ;;w;; twees I UwU see xDD bawwen >_> of uWu weaves, +^w^ Which :33 ewst ^-^ fwom heat >_> did >_> canyopy OwO the hewd +And ÚwÚ summew's green >w< aww x3 giwded OwO up in >_> sheaves +ÚwÚ Bownye uWu on OwO the uWu biew with >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO bwistwy >_> beawd: +;;w;; Then >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty ^-^ do I xDD question ^-^ make +:33 That :3 thou UwU among OwO the wastes >_> of UwU time >w< must ÚwÚ go, +x3 Since ;;w;; sweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ beauties ^-^ do themsewves forsake, +And die as fast as uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ othews >_< gwow, +And nyothing >w< 'gainst Time's UwU scythe can ^-^ make :3 defence +ÚwÚ Save breed ^-^ to bwave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. + + +13 +:3 O UwU that you ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, uWu but love you awe +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD youws, than you >_> youw uWu sewf here live, +uWu Against :3 this UwU coming ^-^ end you shouwd xDD pwepawe, +And >_> youw ^w^ sweet sembwance ^-^ to >w< some uWu othew >w< give. +^w^ So shouwd UwU that x3 beauty ;;w;; which you howd in lease +Find nyo detewminyation, then you ;;w;; wewe +Your uWu sewf UwU again aftew >_> youw sewf's OwO decease, +When >_> youw ^w^ sweet xDD issue >_> youw ^w^ sweet fowm shouwd OwO beaw. +OwO Who UwU wets OwO so fair :3 a house ^-^ faww ^-^ to decay, +^w^ Which ;;w;; husbandwy in uWu honyouw UwU might uphold, +uWu Against OwO the stowmy ^-^ gusts >_> of wintew's :3 day +And xDD bawwen ;;w;; wage >_> of >_> death's eternal ;;w;; cowd? +:3 O UwU nyonye uWu but unthwifts, dear my love you >w< knyow, +You xDD had :3 a fathew, let >_> youw :3 son uWu say ÚwÚ so. + + +;;w;; 14 +:3 Nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 staws ^-^ do I my ^w^ judgement :3 pwuck, +And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^.^ have astwonyomy, +But ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell >_> of uWu good, ^w^ ow evil OwO wuck, +x3 Of UwU pwagues, >_> of x3 deawths, ^w^ ow UwU seasons' x3 quawity, +Nyow can I >_> fowtunye ^-^ to bwief minutes UwU teww; +;;w;; Pointing ^-^ to OwO each his thunder, ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and wind, +Ow uWu say with princes ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; weww +By ^w^ oft ^w^ pwedict UwU that I in >w< heaven >_< find. +But ^-^ fwom UwU thinye eyes my knowledge I ^.^ dewive, +And ;;w;; constant x3 staws in them I ;;w;; wead such art +UwU As >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu shaww >_> togethew thrive +>w< If ^-^ fwom >w< thy ;;w;; sewf, ^-^ to ^.^ stowe :3 thou wouldst ^w^ convewt: +Ow ewse >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 this I prognosticate, +x3 Thy ^-^ end :3 is ÚwÚ twuth's ÚwÚ and beauty's :33 doom ÚwÚ and ^.^ date. + + +x3 15 +When I consider every xDD thing UwU that grows +uWu Howds in :3 pewfection uWu but :3 a wittwe ^w^ moment. +:33 That :3 this huge OwO stage presenteth UwU nyought uWu but >w< shows +uWu Wheweon OwO the x3 staws in >w< secwet influence :33 comment. +When I pewceive UwU that x3 men as pwants increase, +^.^ Cheewed ÚwÚ and x3 checked x3 even uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same xDD sky: +Vaunt in theiw youthfuw ÚwÚ sap, at >_< height ^-^ decwease, +And wear theiw bwave OwO state >_< out >_> of :33 memowy. +;;w;; Then OwO the uWu conceit >_> of :3 this ;;w;; inconstant ÚwÚ stay, +^w^ Sets you UwU most rich in xDD youth before my ^-^ sight, +:3 Whewe wastefuw UwU time debateth with UwU decay +ÚwÚ To >_> change >_> youw :3 day >_> of xDD youth ^-^ to uWu suwwied night, +And >w< aww in OwO waw with Time uWu fow love >_> of you, +UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you, I engwaft you uWu nyew. + + +>_> 16 +But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do ^.^ nyot you :3 a :33 mightiew uWu way +UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon :3 this bwoody >_> tywant >_> Time? +And fortify >_> youw uWu sewf in >_> youw UwU decay +x3 With :3 means ^-^ mowe bwessed than my xDD bawwen rhyme? +Nyow ^.^ stand you uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of x3 happy >_> houws, +And many OwO maiden gawdens ÚwÚ yet ^.^ unset, +x3 With ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ wish would bear you :3 wiving flowers, +^.^ Much wikew than >_> youw ^w^ painted countewfeit: +^w^ So shouwd OwO the >w< winyes >_> of life UwU that life wepaiw +^w^ Which :3 this OwO (Time's pencil) ^w^ ow my pupiw ;;w;; pen +ÚwÚ Nyeithew in >_< inwawd wowth :3 nyow >_> outwawd fair +^w^ Can ^-^ make you live >_> youw uWu sewf in eyes >_> of ^-^ men. +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, >_< keeps >_> youw uWu sewf stiww, +And you >w< must live :33 dwawn uWu by >_> youw >_> own ^w^ sweet ;;w;; skiww. + + +:3 17 +OwO Who uWu wiww believe my ^w^ vewse in UwU time ^-^ to come +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe filled with >_> youw UwU most UwU high deserts? +^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven knows ^.^ it :3 is uWu but as :3 a tomb +^w^ Which hides >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< shows ^.^ nyot half >_> youw ^w^ pawts: +>w< If I :33 couwd wwite OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, +And in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ nyumbew >w< aww >_> youw graces, +The :3 age ^-^ to come would uWu say :3 this :3 poet :3 wies, +Such ^w^ heavenwy UwU touches :33 nye'ew >w< touched earthly >w< faces. +^w^ So shouwd my papers (yellowed with theiw >_> age) +Be scorned, >_< wike ^.^ owd x3 men >_> of less >w< twuth than tongue, +And >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wights >w< be termed :3 a >_< poet's wage, +And x3 stwetched >_> metwe >_> of OwO an >_> antique UwU song. +But ;;w;; wewe >w< some >w< chiwd >_> of x3 youws x3 awive UwU that UwU time, +You shouwd live ^w^ twice in it, ÚwÚ and in my ;;w;; whyme. + + +>w< 18 +:33 Shaww I compawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day? +Thou art ^-^ mowe UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe temperate: +^-^ Wough x3 winds ^-^ do >_< shake OwO the dawwing buds >_> of uWu May, +And ÚwÚ summew's lease ;;w;; hath >w< aww xDD too ^-^ showt :3 a x3 date: +>_< Sometime xDD too ^.^ hot OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 shinyes, +And >_< often :3 is his gold complexion OwO dimmed, +And every fair ^-^ fwom fair sometime ^.^ decwinyes, +By uWu chance, ^w^ ow nature's changing ^-^ couwse UwU untwimmed: +But >w< thy eternal uWu summew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fade, +Nyow wose UwU possession >_> of UwU that fair :3 thou UwU ow'st, +Nyow uWu shaww death brag :3 thou >_> wand'west in his :33 shade, +When in eternal >w< winyes ^-^ to UwU time :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, +^w^ So wong as x3 men can bweathe ^w^ ow eyes can >_> see, +^w^ So wong ;;w;; wives this, ÚwÚ and :3 this gives life ^-^ to thee. + + +OwO 19 +xDD Devouwing Time >w< bwunt :3 thou OwO the >_< wion's ÚwÚ paws, +And ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth devouw xDD hew >_> own ^w^ sweet uWu bwood, +:33 Pwuck OwO the keen UwU teeth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewce :3 tigew's ^.^ jaws, +And >_< buwn OwO the uWu wong-wived phoenyix, in xDD hew blood, +UwU Make ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy >_< seasons as :3 thou fleet'st, +And ^-^ do >_> whate'ew :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD swift-footed Time +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew fading ÚwÚ sweets: +But I fowbid ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye UwU most >w< heinyous crime, +:3 O cawve ^.^ nyot with >w< thy ^w^ houws my ^-^ wuv's fair brow, +Nyow dwaw nyo >w< winyes there with UwU thinye >_> antique >_> pen, +:3 Him in >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^w^ untainted ^-^ do >_< awwow, +>_< Fow beauty's ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to ÚwÚ succeeding ^-^ men. +>_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^.^ owd ^.^ Time: UwU despite >w< thy ^.^ wwong, +UwU My love uWu shaww in my ^w^ vewse >w< evew live young. + + +OwO 20 +OwO A :3 woman's ;;w;; face with nature's >_> own hand painted, +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^w^ mistwess >_> of my :3 passion, +OwO A :3 woman's gentwe OwO heawt uWu but ^.^ nyot acquainted +x3 With :33 shifting >_> change as :3 is false women's x3 fashion, +An eye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight than theirs, less false in wowwing: +UwU Giwding OwO the object wheweupon ^.^ it :3 gazeth, +OwO A man in hue >w< aww ^-^ hues in his controlling, +^w^ Which xDD steaws xDD men's eyes ÚwÚ and women's souws :3 amazeth. +And uWu fow :3 a ^-^ woman ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cweated, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ nyatuwe as ^.^ she wrought ÚwÚ thee feww ÚwÚ a-doting, +And uWu by >w< addition me >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ defeated, +By ^w^ adding ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to my OwO puwpose nothing. +But >_< since ^.^ she xDD pwicked ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow women's pweasuwe, +Minye >w< be >w< thy love ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; use theiw >w< tweasuwe. + + +^w^ 21 +^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with me as with UwU that ÚwÚ muse, +ÚwÚ Stiwwed uWu by :3 a ^w^ painted x3 beauty ^-^ to his verse, +OwO Who >w< heaven ^.^ it uWu sewf uWu fow >_> ownyament doth use, +And every fair with his fair doth ^w^ weheawse, +:33 Making :3 a :3 coupwement >_> of >_> pwoud compawe +x3 With >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, with :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sea's rich xDD gems: +x3 With UwU Apwiw's :3 fiwst-bown >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things wawe, +:33 That >_< heaven's ÚwÚ aiw in :3 this huge UwU wonduwe >_< hems. +:3 O let me OwO twue in love uWu but ^.^ twuwy write, +And then believe uWu me, my love :3 is as :33 faiw, +UwU As ^-^ any >_> mothew's OwO chiwd, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU bwight +UwU As x3 those gold candles uWu fixed in >_< heaven's >w< aiw: +>_> Wet them uWu say ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< wike >_> of >w< heawsay well, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise UwU that OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. + + +>_< 22 +UwU My :3 gwass uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade me I x3 am >_> owd, +^w^ So wong as xDD youth ÚwÚ and :3 thou awe >_> of ^-^ onye date, +But when in ÚwÚ thee >w< time's fuwwows I uWu behowd, +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wook I death my >_< days shouwd ^-^ expiate. +>_< Fow >w< aww UwU that x3 beauty UwU that doth cuvw ^.^ thee, +^-^ Is uWu but OwO the x3 seemwy ÚwÚ waiment >_> of my xDD heawt, +^w^ Which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth live, as UwU thinye in uWu me, +OwO How can I then >w< be ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 thou awt? +:3 O OwO thewefowe love >w< be >_> of thyself OwO so :33 wawy, +UwU As I ^.^ nyot uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ thee wiww, +:33 Beawing >w< thy OwO heawt ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO so >w< chawy +UwU As >w< tendew ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew ;;w;; babe ^-^ fwom :33 fawing ill. +Presume ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy OwO heawt when >_< minye :3 is slain, +Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me UwU thinye ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD back again. + + +^.^ 23 +UwU As OwO an unpewfect actow uWu on OwO the xDD stage, +OwO Who with his ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< put >_> beside his UwU pawt, +Ow >w< some fiewce xDD thing replete with xDD too >w< much wage, +uWu Whose strength's abundance >_> weakens his >_> own >_> heawt; +^w^ So I uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of twust, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +The pewfect >_< cewemony >_> of ^-^ wuv's rite, +And in >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's OwO stwength ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to decay, +:3 O'ewchawged with burthen >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's UwU might: +:3 O let my looks >w< be then OwO the ;;w;; ewoquence, +And OwO dumb OwO pwesagews >_> of my ;;w;; speaking ^w^ bweast, +OwO Who >w< pwead uWu fow love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu fow ;;w;; wecompense, +Mowe than UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ mowe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe UwU expwessed. +:3 O learn ^-^ to ;;w;; wead what ;;w;; siwent love ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, +ÚwÚ To hear with eyes ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ^-^ wuv's fine wit. + + +OwO 24 +Minye eye ;;w;; hath pwayed OwO the :3 paintew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ^-^ stewwed, +x3 Thy beauty's fowm in ^-^ tabwe >_> of my xDD heawt, +UwU My ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO the fwame wherein 'tis >_> hewd, +And pewspective ^.^ it :3 is :33 best uWu paintew's awt. +>_< Fow OwO thwough OwO the :3 paintew >w< must you UwU see his skill, +ÚwÚ To find xDD whewe >_> youw OwO twue ^.^ image >_> pictuwed :3 wies, +^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ bosom's ÚwÚ shop :3 is :33 hanging stiww, +:33 That ;;w;; hath his uWu windows glazed with UwU thinye ^.^ eyes: +Nyow UwU see what good ;;w;; tuwns eyes uWu fow eyes ^.^ have >_< donye, +Minye eyes ^.^ have :33 dwawn >w< thy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye uWu fow me +uWu Awe uWu windows ^-^ to my ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ whewe-thwough OwO the >_< sun +Dewights ^-^ to peep, ^-^ to xDD gaze :3 thewein uWu on thee; +>_> Yet eyes :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying UwU want ^-^ to OwO gwace theiw :3 awt, +^.^ They dwaw uWu but what uWu they >_> see, xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. + + +^-^ 25 +>_> Wet x3 those ^-^ who awe in :3 favouw with theiw staws, +x3 Of uWu pubwic uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud titwes UwU boast, +>w< Whiwst I xDD whom >_> fowtunye >_> of such ;;w;; twiumph :33 baws +^-^ Unwooked uWu fow ^.^ joy in UwU that I uWu honyouw most; +Great ^-^ pwinces' favourites theiw fair leaves spread, +But as OwO the >w< mawigowd at OwO the ^w^ sun's eye, +And in themsewves theiw uWu pwide :3 wies buwied, +>_< Fow at :3 a :3 fwown uWu they in theiw >_> gwowy ^-^ die. +The painful wawwiow ÚwÚ famoused uWu fow fight, +:33 Aftew :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ victowies UwU once ;;w;; foiwed, +^-^ Is ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of uWu honyouw xDD wazed ÚwÚ quite, +And >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; fowgot uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 toiwed: +;;w;; Then x3 happy I UwU that love ÚwÚ and x3 am bewuvd +:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wemuv :3 nyow >w< be uWu wemuvd. + + +UwU 26 +Wowd >_> of my love, ^-^ to xDD whom in uWu vassawage +x3 Thy merit ;;w;; hath my >_> duty stwongwy :33 knyit; +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I ^-^ send :3 this written >_< embassage +ÚwÚ To witness duty, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to show my wit. +Duty OwO so >_> gweat, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wit OwO so UwU poow as >_< minye +May ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem OwO bawe, in >_< wanting uWu wowds ^-^ to show xDD it; +But UwU that I >w< hope >w< some good uWu conceit >_> of UwU thinye +UwU In >w< thy >_< souw's ^w^ thought x3 (aww nyaked) uWu wiww bestow OwO it: +;;w;; Tiww >_> whatsoevew star UwU that ;;w;; guides my ^.^ moving, +>_> Points uWu on me ;;w;; gwaciouswy with fair ;;w;; aspect, +And ^-^ puts apparel uWu on my uWu tattewed woving, +ÚwÚ To show me >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet :33 wespect, +;;w;; Then ^-^ may I dare ^-^ to boast how I ^-^ do love ^.^ thee, +;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ nyot show my head xDD whewe :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv >_> me. + + +^w^ 27 +Weary with toil, I haste me ^-^ to my :33 bed, +The dear OwO wespose uWu fow wimbs with ^w^ twavew tired, +But then begins :3 a journey in my head +ÚwÚ To wowk my UwU mind, when body's ÚwÚ wowk's ;;w;; expiwed. +>_< Fow then my >_> thoughts UwU (fwom :3 faw xDD whewe I ^.^ abide) +^.^ Intend :3 a zeawous x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +And ^-^ keep my ;;w;; dwooping :33 eyewids open ^.^ wide, +OwO Wooking uWu on :3 dawknyess ;;w;; which OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ do :3 see. +ÚwÚ Save UwU that my >_< souw's imaginyawy OwO sight +Pwesents >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ^-^ to my ^-^ sightwess OwO view, +^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew :33 (hung in ghastwy ÚwÚ nyight) +:3 Makes bwack night >_> beauteous, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; face uWu nyew. +Lo ;;w;; thus uWu by :3 day my xDD wimbs, uWu by night my UwU mind, +>_< Fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, nyo >_> quiet >_< find. + + +UwU 28 +OwO How can I then xDD wetuwn in x3 happy plight +:33 That x3 am ;;w;; debawwed OwO the benefit >_> of ÚwÚ west? +When UwU day's oppression :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ eased uWu by night, +But :3 day uWu by night ÚwÚ and night uWu by :3 day oppwessed. +And OwO each (though >_> enyemies ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_> weign) +Do in consent >_< shake ^.^ hands ^-^ to >_> towtuwe uWu me, +The ^-^ onye uWu by toil, OwO the uWu othew ^-^ to complain +OwO How :3 faw I toil, still farther x3 off ^-^ fwom thee. +I tell OwO the :3 day ^-^ to >w< pwease him :3 thou art :33 bwight, +And OwO dost him OwO gwace when clouds ^-^ do ^-^ bwot OwO the ^w^ heaven: +^w^ So fwattew I OwO the ^-^ swawt-compwexionyed night, +When sparkling x3 staws twiwe ^.^ nyot :3 thou gild'st OwO the even. +But :3 day doth ;;w;; daiwy dwaw my ;;w;; sowwows longer, +And night doth ^w^ nyightwy ^-^ make gwief's wength ÚwÚ seem stronger + + +uWu 29 +When in >w< disgwace with >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and xDD men's >_> eyes, +I >w< aww :3 awonye ^.^ beweep my x3 outcast state, +And twoubwe xDD deaf >w< heaven with my :33 bootwess cries, +And ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse my >w< fate, +Wishing me >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe rich in hope, +uWu Featuwed >_< wike ^w^ him, >_< wike him with fwiends OwO possessed, +>_> Desiwing :3 this ÚwÚ man's :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ man's UwU scope, +x3 With what I UwU most enjoy OwO contented >_> weast, +>_> Yet in ^.^ these >_> thoughts my uWu sewf ^w^ awmost x3 despising, +:3 Hapwy I ÚwÚ think uWu on ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then my state, +>w< (Wike ^-^ to OwO the lark at >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ^.^ awising +From sullen earth) ;;w;; sings >w< hymns at >_< heaven's gate, +>_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet love ^-^ wemembewed such wealth brings, +:33 That then I :33 scown ^-^ to >_> change my OwO state with ^.^ kings. + + +>_> 30 +When ^-^ to OwO the :3 sessions >_> of ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent thought, +I summon OwO up wemembwance >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, +I sigh OwO the wack >_> of many :3 a xDD thing I :33 sought, +And with ^.^ owd ^.^ woes OwO nyew ;;w;; waiw my dear >w< time's waste: +;;w;; Then can I drown OwO an eye ^w^ (unyused ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwow) +>_< Fow pwecious fwiends hid in >_> death's x3 datewess night, +And weep afresh ^-^ wuv's wong >_< since cancelled x3 woe, +And ^.^ moan th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of many :3 a vanished ^w^ sight. +;;w;; Then can I >w< gwieve at >_< gwievances foregone, +And heavily ^-^ fwom >_> woe ^-^ to >_> woe tell o'ew +The >_> sad >_< account >_> of ;;w;; fowe-bemoanyed :3 moan, +^w^ Which I OwO nyew pay as ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ paid >_> befowe. +But ^-^ if OwO the >_< whiwe I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee (deaw fwiend) +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wosses awe :33 westowed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows OwO end. + + +:33 31 +x3 Thy uWu bosom :3 is ^w^ endeawed with >w< aww hearts, +^w^ Which I uWu by UwU wacking ^.^ have supposed OwO dead, +And there reigns love ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wuv's :33 woving :33 pawts, +And >w< aww x3 those fwiends ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought buwied. +OwO How many :3 a holy ÚwÚ and ^w^ obsequious >w< teaw +;;w;; Hath dear ^-^ wewigious love stow'n ^-^ fwom >_< minye eye, +UwU As ;;w;; intewest >_> of OwO the OwO dead, ;;w;; which :3 nyow appear, +But >w< things wemuvd UwU that ;;w;; hidden in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wie. +Thou art OwO the grave xDD whewe buwied love doth live, +^w^ Hung with OwO the >_< twophies >_> of my lovers gone, +OwO Who >w< aww theiw pawts >_> of me ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_> did >_> give, +:33 That :3 due >_> of many, :3 nyow :3 is UwU thinye awonye. +Their >_< images I :3 wuvd, I view in ^.^ thee, +And :3 thou x3 (aww UwU they) x3 hast >w< aww OwO the >w< aww >_> of >_> me. + + +x3 32 +>w< If :3 thou uWu suwvive my weww-contented day, +When UwU that ^w^ chuww death my bones with ^.^ dust uWu shaww cuvw +And ^-^ shawt uWu by >_> fowtunye UwU once ^-^ mowe :33 we-suwvey +^.^ These UwU poow wude >w< winyes >_> of >w< thy ^.^ deceased UwU wuvw: +>_< Compawe them with OwO the :33 bett'wing >_> of OwO the UwU time, +And >w< though uWu they >w< be :33 outstwipped uWu by every >_> pen, +Reserve them uWu fow my love, ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw >_> whyme, +ÚwÚ Exceeded uWu by OwO the >_< height >_> of happier ^-^ men. +:3 O then OwO vouchsafe me uWu but :3 this :33 woving thought, +'Had my UwU fwiend's :33 Muse UwU gwown with :3 this ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ age, +OwO A ^w^ deawew biwth than :3 this his love xDD had ^w^ bwought +ÚwÚ To mawch in ^-^ wanks >_> of better xDD equipage: +But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and poets better :3 pwuv, +uWu Theiws uWu fow theiw ^w^ stywe I'll ^.^ wead, his uWu fow his love'. + + +>_> 33 +>w< Fuww many :3 a ^w^ gwowious xDD mownying ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, +ÚwÚ Fwattew OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops with x3 suvweign eye, +Kissing with gowden ;;w;; face OwO the meadows gween; +UwU Giwding OwO pawe ;;w;; stweams with ^w^ heavenwy >_> awchemy: +Anon >w< pewmit OwO the ÚwÚ basest clouds ^-^ to ride, +x3 With >w< ugwy wack uWu on his celestial ;;w;; face, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< fowwown x3 wowwd his >_> visage hide +^-^ Steawing >_> unseen ^-^ to west with :3 this disgwace: +>_< Even OwO so my >_< sun ^-^ onye >_< eawwy ^w^ mown >_> did uWu shinye, +x3 With >w< aww triumphant :33 spwendouw uWu on my brow, +But >_< out :33 awack, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye hour ÚwÚ minye, +The region cwoud ;;w;; hath xDD masked him ^-^ fwom me OwO nyow. +>_> Yet him uWu fow this, my love nyo whit disdainyeth, +UwU Suns >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU stain, when >_< heaven's >_< sun >_> stainyeth. + + +^w^ 34 +UwU Why didst :3 thou pwomise such :3 a uWu beauteous day, +And ^-^ make me ^w^ twavew :3 fowth ^-^ without my >w< cwoak, +ÚwÚ To let base clouds o'ertake me in my >_< way, +^.^ Hiding >w< thy xDD bwav'wy in theiw rotten smoke? +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough UwU that OwO thwough OwO the cwoud :3 thou bweak, +ÚwÚ To OwO dwy OwO the ;;w;; wain uWu on my OwO stowm-beaten ;;w;; face, +>_< Fow nyo man ;;w;; weww >_> of such :3 a salve can ÚwÚ speak, +:33 That heals OwO the :33 wound, ÚwÚ and cuwes ^.^ nyot OwO the disgwace: +Nyow can >w< thy ÚwÚ shame ^w^ give ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to my gwief, +^-^ Though :3 thou repent, ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have still OwO the loss, +^-^ Th' offender's UwU sowwow ÚwÚ wends uWu but uWu weak ^w^ wewief +ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu beaws OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ offence's ;;w;; cwoss. +>_< Ah uWu but x3 those ;;w;; teaws awe ;;w;; peaww ;;w;; which >w< thy love UwU sheds, +And uWu they awe rich, ÚwÚ and >_< wansom >w< aww i-iww >_< deeds. + + +ÚwÚ 35 +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be gwieved at UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, +^w^ Woses ^.^ have thorns, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew >_> fountains mud, +Cwouds ÚwÚ and >w< ecwipses :33 stain uWu both ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and >_> sun, +And ^-^ woathsome cankew ;;w;; wives in x3 sweetest >_< bud. +^-^ Aww x3 men ^-^ make fauwts, ÚwÚ and x3 even I in this, +Authowizing >w< thy ÚwÚ twespass with >_> compawe, +UwU My uWu sewf corrupting xDD sawving >w< thy amiss, +Excusing >w< thy x3 sins ^-^ mowe than >w< thy x3 sins UwU awe: +>_< Fow ^-^ to >w< thy x3 sensuaw fauwt I bwing in :33 sense, +x3 Thy advewse party :3 is >w< thy UwU advocate, +And >w< 'gainst my uWu sewf :3 a lawful pwea xDD commence: +Such civil OwO waw :3 is in my love ÚwÚ and ^.^ hate, +:33 That I OwO an accessary ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ be, +ÚwÚ To UwU that ^w^ sweet ^w^ thief ;;w;; which ^.^ souwwy >_> wobs ^-^ fwom >_> me. + + +ÚwÚ 36 +>_> Wet me x3 confess UwU that ^-^ we two >w< must >w< be OwO twain, +UwU Awthough ^-^ ouw :33 undivided loves awe >_< onye: +^w^ So uWu shaww x3 those >_> bwots UwU that ^-^ do with me ÚwÚ wemain, +Without >w< thy help, uWu by me >w< be ÚwÚ bownye awonye. +UwU In ^-^ ouw two loves there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wespect, +^-^ Though in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives :3 a separable >_> spite, +^w^ Which >w< though ^.^ it x3 awtew ^.^ nyot ^-^ wuv's >_> sowe >_> effect, +>_> Yet doth ^.^ it >_< steaw ^w^ sweet ^w^ houws ^-^ fwom ^-^ wuv's xDD dewight. +I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD evewmowe acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, +Lest my ^-^ bewaiwed UwU guiwt shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee shame, +Nyow :3 thou with uWu pubwic >_> kindnyess uWu honyouw uWu me, +>_< Unwess :3 thou UwU take UwU that uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy nyame: +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, +UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. + + +>w< 37 +UwU As :3 a decwepit fathew ^-^ takes >w< dewight, +ÚwÚ To UwU see his ^-^ active >w< chiwd ^-^ do deeds >_> of youth, +^w^ So OwO I, :3 made ^.^ wame uWu by Fowtunye's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ spite +;;w;; Take >w< aww my comfort >_> of >w< thy wowth ÚwÚ and :33 twuth. +>_< Fow whethew :3 beauty, birth, ^w^ ow :33 weawth, ^w^ ow wit, +Ow ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these aww, ^w^ ow aww, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe +Entitled in >w< thy :33 pawts, ^-^ do crowned >_> sit, +I ^-^ make my love engrafted ^-^ to :3 this OwO stowe: +^w^ So then I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD wame, xDD poow, :3 nyow >w< despised, +>w< Whiwst UwU that :3 this ;;w;; shadow doth such xDD substance >_> give, +:33 That I in >w< thy abundance x3 am >w< sufficed, +And uWu by :3 a part >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> gwowy ^.^ wive: +Wook what :3 is best, UwU that :33 best I ^w^ wish in ^.^ thee, +:3 This ^w^ wish I x3 have, then >w< ten xDD times x3 happy >_> me. + + +ÚwÚ 38 +OwO How can my ^w^ muse UwU want :33 subject ^-^ to ^.^ invent +OwO Whiwe :3 thou OwO dost bweathe UwU that xDD pouw'st OwO into my verse, +>_< Thinye >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ awgument, xDD too x3 excewwent, +>_< Fow every UwU vuwgaw paper ^-^ to :3 weheawse? +:3 O ^w^ give >w< thy uWu sewf OwO the ^w^ thanks ^-^ if >w< aught in uWu me, +Wowthy perusal ^.^ stand x3 against >w< thy ^-^ sight, +>_< Fow :33 who's OwO so OwO dumb UwU that cannyot wwite ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +When :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost ^w^ give ÚwÚ invention OwO wight? +Be :3 thou OwO the x3 tenth uWu Muse, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe in wowth +>w< Than x3 those ^.^ owd :33 nyinye ;;w;; which uWu whymews UwU invocate, +And ^.^ he UwU that calls uWu on ^.^ thee, let him bwing :3 fowth +:33 Etewnyaw ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive wong ^.^ date. +>w< If my ^w^ swight ^w^ muse ^-^ do >w< pwease ^.^ these uWu cuwious OwO days, +The pain >w< be ÚwÚ minye, uWu but UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :3 pwaise. + + +>_< 39 +:3 O how >w< thy wowth with ^-^ mannyews ^-^ may I sing, +When :3 thou art >w< aww OwO the better part >_> of x3 me? +What can >_< minye >_> own UwU pwaise ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own uWu sewf bwing: +And what :3 is't uWu but >_< minye >_> own when I UwU pwaise OwO thee? +>_< Even uWu fow this, let OwO us ;;w;; divided live, +And ^-^ ouw dear love wose name >_> of >w< singwe one, +:33 That uWu by :3 this ÚwÚ sepawation I ^-^ may ^.^ give: +:33 That :3 due ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; which :3 thou >_> desewv'st awonye: +:3 O absence what :3 a >_> towment wouldst :3 thou :3 pwuv, +Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ souw :3 weisuwe >_> gave ^w^ sweet leave, +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the UwU time with >_> thoughts >_> of love, +^w^ Which UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts OwO so OwO sweetwy doth :3 deceive. +And UwU that :3 thou teachest how ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye OwO twain, +By praising him here ^-^ who doth x3 hence :33 wemain. + + +40 +;;w;; Take >w< aww my >_> wuvs, my love, OwO yea UwU take them aww, +What x3 hast :3 thou then ^-^ mowe than :3 thou xDD hadst UwU befowe? +:3 Nyo love, my love, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst OwO twue love ^-^ caww, +^-^ Aww >_< minye ÚwÚ was thinye, before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this mowe: +;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu fow my love, :3 thou my love :3 weceivest, +I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, uWu fow my love :3 thou ^-^ usest, +But ÚwÚ yet >w< be >w< bwamed, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf ÚwÚ deceivest +By wilful ÚwÚ taste >_> of what >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ wefusest. +I ^-^ do forgive >w< thy robbery gentwe ^w^ thief +UwU Awthough :3 thou >_< steaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my puvwty: +And ÚwÚ yet love knows ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweatew >w< gwief +ÚwÚ To bear gweatew ^.^ wwong, than uWu hate's OwO knyown OwO injuwy. +:3 Wascivious >w< gwace, in xDD whom >w< aww i-iww ;;w;; weww shows, +Kiww me with ;;w;; spites ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be foes. + + +41 +Those pwetty ^-^ wwongs UwU that ;;w;; wibewty >w< commits, +When I x3 am sometime ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, +x3 Thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy years :33 fuww ;;w;; weww befits, +>_< Fow still OwO temptation UwU fowwows xDD whewe :3 thou awt. +;;w;; Gentwe :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, +;;w;; Beauteous :3 thou :3 awt, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be >_> assaiwed. +And when :3 a ^-^ woman woos, what :3 woman's UwU son, +uWu Wiww ^.^ souwwy xDD weave xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU pwevaiwed? +^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 thou x3 mightst my x3 seat forbear, +And ^w^ chide >w< thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 stwaying youth, +OwO Who ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee in theiw uWu wiot x3 even there +:3 Whewe :3 thou art fowced ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a >w< twofowd twuth: +uWu Hews uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty uWu tempting xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +>_< Thinye uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty being false ^-^ to >_> me. + + +uWu 42 +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww my gwief, +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said I loved xDD hew dearly, +:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thee :3 is >_> of my >_> waiwing chief, +OwO A woss in love UwU that UwU touches me ^-^ mowe >_> nyeawwy. +ÚwÚ Woving offendews ;;w;; thus I uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse >_< ye, +Thou OwO dost love UwU hew, ^.^ because :3 thou uWu knyow'st I love UwU hew, +And uWu fow my :33 sake x3 even OwO so doth ^.^ she ^w^ abuse uWu me, +Suff'wing my fwiend uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ to appwuv :3 hew. +>w< If I wose ^.^ thee, my woss :3 is my ^-^ wuv's gain, +And >w< wosing UwU hew, my fwiend ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found UwU that loss, +Both find OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and I wose uWu both OwO twain, +And uWu both uWu fow my :33 sake uWu way uWu on me :3 this cross, +But >w< hewe's OwO the joy, my fwiend ÚwÚ and I awe one, +^.^ Sweet fwattewy, then ^.^ she loves uWu but me awonye. + + +x3 43 +When UwU most I :3 wink then ^-^ do >_< minye eyes :33 best >_> see, +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 day uWu they view >w< things unrespected, +But when I >w< sweep, in >_> dweams uWu they ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ thee, +And darkly :33 bwight, awe UwU bwight in dark xDD diwected. +;;w;; Then :3 thou uWu whose ;;w;; shadow ^w^ shadows doth ^-^ make UwU bwight +OwO How would >w< thy shadow's >_> fowm, fowm x3 happy show, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; cweaw :3 day with >w< thy >w< much clearer >_< wight, +When ^-^ to unseeing eyes >w< thy shade uWu shinyes so! +OwO How would (I ;;w;; say) >_< minye eyes >w< be bwessed made, +By looking uWu on ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :3 wiving day, +When in UwU dead night >w< thy fair impewfect :33 shade, +^.^ Thwough :33 heavy ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ sightwess eyes doth uWu stay! +^-^ Aww >_< days awe nyights ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see ^.^ thee, +And nyights UwU bwight >_< days when >_> dweams ^-^ do show ÚwÚ thee >_> me. + + +^.^ 44 +>w< If OwO the :33 duww xDD substance >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; wewe thought, +:33 Injuwious uWu distance shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD stop my >_< way, +>_< Fow then UwU despite >_> of space I would >w< be >_> bwought, +From xDD wimits :3 faw wemote, xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ stay, +:3 Nyo matter then although my foot >_> did ^.^ stand +:3 Upon OwO the uWu fawthest :3 eawth wemuvd ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +>_< Fow nimble ^w^ thought can jump uWu both ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, +UwU As >_> soon as ÚwÚ think OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU be. +But ÚwÚ ah, ^w^ thought kiwws me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought +ÚwÚ To :33 weap uWu wawge lengths >_> of :3 miwes when :3 thou art gone, +But UwU that OwO so >w< much >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew ^w^ wwought, +I >w< must x3 attend, >w< time's :3 weisuwe with my xDD moan. +Weceiving UwU nyought uWu by >_< ewements OwO so swow, +But :33 heavy >_< teaws, >w< badges >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's ^w^ woe. + + +ÚwÚ 45 +The uWu othew ^-^ two, ^w^ swight :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and purging fire, +uWu Awe uWu both with ^.^ thee, >w< whewevew I uWu abide, +The ^.^ fiwst my thought, OwO the uWu othew my desiwe, +^.^ These xDD pwesent-absent with swift motion slide. +>_< Fow when ^.^ these quickew >_< ewements awe gonye +UwU In >w< tendew >_< embassy >_> of love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +UwU My life being :3 made >_> of :3 fouw, with two xDD awonye, +^w^ Sinks ;;w;; down ^-^ to >_< death, oppwessed with mewanchowy. +^.^ Untiw :3 wife's :3 composition >w< be wecuwed, +By x3 those swift messengews wetuwnyed ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow come xDD back UwU again assured, +x3 Of >w< thy fair ^.^ heawth, >w< wecounting ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. +:3 This xDD towd, I joy, uWu but then nyo ÚwÚ wongew UwU gwad, +I ^-^ send them xDD back UwU again ÚwÚ and straight gwow :33 sad. + + +:33 46 +Minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt awe at :3 a x3 mowtaw war, +OwO How ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the :3 conquest >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sight, +Minye eye, my OwO heawt >w< thy :3 pictuwe's OwO sight would :33 baw, +UwU My xDD heawt, >_< minye eye OwO the freedom >_> of UwU that >_< wight, +UwU My OwO heawt doth >w< pwead UwU that :3 thou in him OwO dost >_< wie, +>_> (A closet never ^w^ piewced with crystal ;;w;; eyes) +But OwO the ;;w;; defendant doth UwU that pwea deny, +And :33 says in him >w< thy fair ^.^ appeawance wies. +ÚwÚ To >_> side :3 this title :3 is impanyewwed +OwO A x3 quest >_> of ^-^ thoughts, >w< aww tenants ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, +And uWu by theiw verdict :3 is determined +The ;;w;; cweaw UwU eye's moiety, ÚwÚ and OwO the dear ^w^ heawt's pawt. +UwU As thus, >_< minye UwU eye's :3 due :3 is >w< thy >_> outwawd UwU pawt, +And my ^w^ heawt's >_< wight, >w< thy >_< inwawd love >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. + + +ÚwÚ 47 +ÚwÚ Betwixt >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt :3 a >_> weague :3 is took, +And OwO each doth good ;;w;; tuwns :3 nyow x3 unto OwO the xDD othew, +When UwU that >_< minye eye :3 is OwO famished uWu fow :3 a look, +Ow OwO heawt in love with sighs ^-^ himsewf doth OwO smothew; +x3 With my ^-^ wuv's UwU pictuwe then my eye doth >w< feast, +And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ painted ^.^ banquet >_< bids my ;;w;; heawt: +>_> Anyothew UwU time >_< minye eye :3 is my ^w^ heawt's guest, +And in his >_> thoughts >_> of love doth share :3 a pawt. +^w^ So ;;w;; eithew uWu by >w< thy UwU pictuwe ^w^ ow my love, +x3 Thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, art ÚwÚ pwesent still with uWu me, +>_< Fow :3 thou ^.^ nyot farther than my >_> thoughts ^w^ canst UwU muv, +And I x3 am still with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they with thee. +Ow ^-^ if uWu they >w< sweep, >w< thy UwU pictuwe in my OwO sight +:3 Awakes my xDD heawt, ^-^ to ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ and UwU eye's xDD dewight. + + +x3 48 +OwO How ÚwÚ cawefuw ÚwÚ was I when I took my >_< way, +>_> Each twifwe uWu undew >w< twuest :33 baws ^-^ to OwO thwust, +:33 That ^-^ to my ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU might x3 unyused stay +From ^.^ hands >_> of >_< fawsehood, in ^w^ suwe :33 wawds >_> of trust! +But thou, ^-^ to xDD whom my jewews >_< twifwes awe, +uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU comfowt, :3 nyow my :3 gweatest gwief, +Thou :33 best >_> of ÚwÚ deawest, ÚwÚ and >_< minye only cawe, +Awt weft OwO the uWu pwey >_> of every UwU vuwgaw >w< thief. +ÚwÚ Thee ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot locked OwO up in ^-^ any ^w^ chest, +ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, >w< though I ;;w;; feew :3 thou :3 awt, +xDD Within OwO the gentwe :3 cwosuwe >_> of my ^w^ bweast, +From :3 whence at ^w^ pweasuwe :3 thou uWu mayst come ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, +And x3 even ^.^ thence :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be stow'n I feaw, +>_< Fow >w< twuth proves ^w^ thievish uWu fow :3 a UwU pwize OwO so ;;w;; deaw. + + +>_> 49 +uWu Against UwU that UwU time (if >w< evew UwU that UwU time come) +When I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 fwown uWu on my ^w^ defects, +When as >w< thy love ;;w;; hath UwU cast his xDD utmost >w< sum, +>w< Cawwed ^-^ to UwU that >w< audit uWu by advised respects, +uWu Against UwU that UwU time when :3 thou ^-^ shawt stwangewy pass, +And ^-^ scawcewy gweet me with UwU that >_< sun UwU thinye eye, +When love OwO convewted ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +:33 Shaww reasons find >_> of ;;w;; settwed gwavity; +uWu Against UwU that UwU time ^-^ do I ^w^ ensconce me here +xDD Within OwO the knowledge >_> of >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, +And :3 this my ;;w;; hand, x3 against my uWu sewf ÚwÚ upweaw, +ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the lawful reasons uWu on >w< thy UwU pawt, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU poow uWu me, :3 thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of ^w^ waws, +x3 Since x3 why ^-^ to love, I can >_> awwege nyo ^.^ cause. + + +50 +OwO How :33 heavy ^-^ do I journey uWu on OwO the >_< way, +When what I >w< seek (my x3 weawy xDD twavew's >w< end) +^-^ Doth teach UwU that UwU case ÚwÚ and UwU that wepose ^-^ to uWu say +x3 'Thus :3 faw OwO the :3 miwes awe ^-^ measuwed ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 fwiend.' +The beast UwU that uWu beaws uWu me, ^.^ tiwed with my x3 woe, +Plods dully OwO on, ^-^ to bear UwU that OwO weight in uWu me, +UwU As ^-^ if uWu by >w< some :33 instinct OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch >_> did xDD knyow +His >_< widew loved ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speed being :3 made ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee: +The bwoody xDD spuw cannyot >_< pwovoke him OwO on, +:33 That ^.^ sometimes :3 angew thrusts OwO into his >_> hide, +^w^ Which heavily ^.^ he ^-^ answews with :3 a groan, +Mowe shawp ^-^ to me than uWu spuwwing ^-^ to his >w< side, +>_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> gwoan doth >w< put :3 this in my UwU mind, +UwU My >w< gwief :3 wies >_> onwawd ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy >w< behind. + + +^w^ 51 +ÚwÚ Thus can my love ;;w;; excuse OwO the uWu swow offence, +x3 Of my :33 duww bearer, when ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I uWu speed, +From xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, x3 why shouwd I haste me uWu thence? +;;w;; Tiww I xDD wetuwn >_> of ;;w;; posting :3 is nyo need. +:3 O what ;;w;; excuse uWu wiww my UwU poow beast then find, +When swift >_> extwemity can ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu swow? +;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD spuw >w< though x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, +UwU In >w< winged ÚwÚ speed nyo motion uWu shaww I >w< knyow, +;;w;; Then can nyo horse with my desiwe ^-^ keep ÚwÚ pace, +OwO Thewefowe desiwe ÚwÚ (of pewfect'st love being made) +:33 Shaww nyeigh (no :33 duww flesh) in his :33 fiewy ^.^ wace, +But love, uWu fow love, ;;w;; thus uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse my uWu jade, +x3 Since ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee going, ^.^ he went uWu wiwfuw-swow, +Towawds ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wun, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. + + +:3 52 +^w^ So x3 am I as OwO the rich uWu whose bwessed key, +^w^ Can bwing him ^-^ to his ^w^ sweet uWu up-wocked tweasuwe, +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot every hour survey, +>_< Fow blunting OwO the fine point >_> of uWu sewdom ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +OwO Thewefowe awe UwU feasts OwO so sowemn ÚwÚ and OwO so wawe, +x3 Since uWu sewdom UwU coming in UwU that wong yeaw set, +;;w;; Wike >w< stonyes >_> of wowth uWu they thinwy ^w^ pwaced awe, +Ow x3 captain jewews in OwO the UwU cawcanyet. +^w^ So :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that >_< keeps you as my chest +Ow as OwO the x3 wawdwobe ;;w;; which OwO the robe doth >_> hide, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< some speciaw x3 instant special-blest, +By OwO nyew >w< unfowding his :3 impwisonyed ^.^ pwide. +Blessed awe you uWu whose worthiness gives UwU scope, +>_> Being xDD had ^-^ to :3 twiumph, being x3 wacked ^-^ to :33 hope. + + +uWu 53 +What :3 is >_> youw UwU substance, ^w^ wheweof awe you made, +:33 That millions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ shadows uWu on you tend? +x3 Since every one, ;;w;; hath every one, ^-^ onye :33 shade, +And you uWu but one, can every ;;w;; shadow x3 wend: +Describe >_> Adonyis ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU countewfeit, +^-^ Is >_> poowwy imitated aftew you, +uWu On ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ cheek >w< aww art >_> of x3 beauty set, +And you in Grecian >w< tiwes awe ^w^ painted ÚwÚ nyew: +^w^ Speak >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and :3 foison >_> of OwO the yeaw, +The ^-^ onye doth ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw x3 beauty show, +The uWu othew as >_> youw bounty doth appear, +And you in every bwessed ^-^ shape ^-^ we know. +UwU In >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw OwO gwace you ^.^ have >w< some UwU pawt, +But you >_< wike x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye you uWu fow ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. + + +OwO 54 +:3 O how >w< much ^-^ mowe doth x3 beauty uWu beauteous seem, +By UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> ownyament ;;w;; which >w< twuth doth x3 give! +The wose looks :33 faiw, uWu but ^-^ faiwew ^-^ we ^.^ it ^.^ deem +>_< Fow UwU that ^w^ sweet xDD odouw, ;;w;; which doth in ^.^ it ^.^ wive: +The cankew bwooms ^.^ have :33 fuww as ^-^ deep :3 a >_> dye, +UwU As OwO the uWu pewfumed tincture >_> of OwO the xDD woses, +>w< Hang uWu on such thorns, ÚwÚ and xDD pway as ÚwÚ wantonwy, +When ÚwÚ summew's >_> bweath theiw xDD masked buds discwoses: +But uWu fow theiw :3 viwtue only :3 is theiw show, +^.^ They live ^.^ unwooed, ÚwÚ and uWu unwespected ^-^ fade, +^.^ Die ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ^.^ Sweet >w< woses ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, +x3 Of theiw ^w^ sweet deaths, awe x3 sweetest odours x3 made: +And OwO so >_> of you, uWu beauteous ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy youth, +When UwU that uWu shaww uWu vade, uWu by ^w^ vewse distills >_> youw :33 twuth. + + +uWu 55 +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ mawbwe, :3 nyow OwO the x3 giwded monyuments +x3 Of princes uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive :3 this >w< powewfuw >_> whyme, +But you uWu shaww shinye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight in ^.^ these uWu contents +>w< Than ;;w;; unswept ^.^ stonye, besmeared with ÚwÚ swuttish xDD time. +When wastefuw OwO waw uWu shaww statues overturn, +And uWu bwoiws >w< woot >_< out OwO the wowk >_> of masonwy, +Nyow >w< Maws his ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow waw's uWu quick x3 fiwe uWu shaww buwn: +The :3 wiving ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >_> youw :33 memowy. +'Gainst >_< death, ÚwÚ and all-oblivious :33 enmity +:33 Shaww you pace >w< fowth, >_> youw UwU pwaise uWu shaww still find UwU woom, +>_< Even in OwO the eyes >_> of >w< aww posterity +:33 That wear :3 this x3 wowwd >_< out ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >w< doom. +^w^ So ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ÚwÚ judgment UwU that >_> youw uWu sewf awise, +You live in this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dweww in ^-^ wuvws' OwO eyes. + + +56 +^.^ Sweet love ^.^ wenyew >w< thy force, >w< be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^w^ said +x3 Thy >_> edge shouwd ^-^ bwuntew >w< be than OwO appetite, +^w^ Which uWu but OwO to-day uWu by OwO feeding :3 is >_< awwayed, +>w< To-mowwow >_> shawpenyed in his fowmew ^-^ might. +^w^ So love >w< be thou, although OwO to-day :3 thou fiww +x3 Thy x3 hungwy >_> eyes, x3 even ÚwÚ tiww uWu they :3 wink with ^-^ fuwnyess, +>w< To-mowwow UwU see uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 kiww +The spirit >_> of love, with :3 a x3 pewpetuaw ^w^ duwnyess: +>_> Wet :3 this >_> sad intewim >_< wike OwO the :33 ocean >w< be +^w^ Which pawts OwO the shore, xDD whewe two :3 contwacted ^w^ nyew, +Come ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to OwO the :33 banks, UwU that when uWu they see: +Wetuwn >_> of love, ^-^ mowe bwest ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ view. +Ow caww ^.^ it winter, ;;w;; which being :33 fuww >_> of cawe, +:3 Makes ÚwÚ summew's welcome, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe OwO wished, ^-^ mowe ^w^ wawe. + + +^.^ 57 +>_> Being >_> youw ^w^ swave what shouwd I ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ tend, +:3 Upon OwO the >_> houws, ÚwÚ and xDD times >_> of >_> youw ^-^ desiwe? +I ^.^ have nyo pwecious UwU time at >w< aww ^-^ to :33 spend; +Nyow services ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww you wequiwe. +Nyow dare I ^w^ chide OwO the world-without-end xDD houw, +>w< Whiwst I (my xDD suvweign) watch OwO the ^w^ cwock uWu fow you, +Nyow ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of absence >_> souw, +When you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^-^ sewvant UwU once ^.^ adieu. +Nyow dare I xDD question with my x3 jeawous thought, +:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^w^ ow >_> youw affairs UwU suppose, +But >_< wike :3 a >_> sad ^w^ swave stay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU nyought +ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe you awe, how x3 happy you ^-^ make those. +^w^ So OwO twue :3 a OwO foow :3 is love, UwU that in >_> youw wiww, +ÚwÚ (Though you ^-^ do ^-^ any ^w^ thing) ^.^ he OwO thinks nyo ill. + + +58 +:33 That god forbid, UwU that :3 made me ^.^ fiwst >_> youw slave, +I shouwd in ^w^ thought ÚwÚ contwow >_> youw xDD times >_> of pweasuwe, +Ow at >_> youw hand th' >_< account >_> of ^w^ houws ^-^ to ^.^ cwave, +>_> Being >_> youw vassaw bound ^-^ to stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. +:3 O let me suffer ^.^ (being at >_> youw beck) +^-^ Th' :3 impwisonyed absence >_> of >_> youw wibewty, +And >_< patience ^w^ tame ^-^ to sufferance xDD bide OwO each check, +Without :3 accusing you >_> of OwO injuwy. +Be xDD whewe you wist, >_> youw chawtew :3 is OwO so ^w^ stwong, +:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf ^-^ may >_> pwiviwage >_> youw UwU time +ÚwÚ To what you wiww, ^-^ to you ^.^ it doth ^-^ bewong, +Your uWu sewf ^-^ to pawdon >_> of x3 sewf-doing crime. +I x3 am ^-^ to wait, >w< though ^w^ waiting OwO so >w< be >_< heww, +:3 Nyot blame >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be ^.^ it i-iww ^w^ ow :33 weww. + + +59 +>w< If there >w< be nyothing ^w^ nyew, uWu but UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, +;;w;; Hath >_< been OwO befowe, how awe ^-^ ouw >w< bwains beguiwed, +^w^ Which >_> wabouwing uWu fow ÚwÚ invention bear >_< amis +The uWu second burthen >_> of :3 a fowmew chiwd! +:3 O UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :33 couwd with :3 a ;;w;; backwawd look, +>_< Even >_> of five ^-^ hundwed courses >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +Show me >_> youw ^.^ image in >w< some >_> antique book, +x3 Since :33 mind at ^.^ fiwst in >_< chawactew ÚwÚ was >w< donye. +:33 That I UwU might UwU see what OwO the ^.^ owd x3 wowwd :33 couwd ÚwÚ say, +ÚwÚ To :3 this >_< composed wonder >_> of >_> youw >_< fwame, +:3 Whethew ^-^ we awe :3 mended, ^w^ ow whethew better uWu they, +Ow whethew UwU wevowution >w< be OwO the OwO same. +:3 O ^w^ suwe I x3 am OwO the xDD wits >_> of fowmew OwO days, +ÚwÚ To uWu subjects >_< wowse ^.^ have >w< given admiring :3 pwaise. + + +^-^ 60 +;;w;; Wike as OwO the xDD waves ^-^ make towards OwO the pebbled shore, +^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw minutes ^.^ hasten ^-^ to theiw end, +>_> Each changing place with UwU that ;;w;; which :33 goes OwO befowe, +UwU In ^.^ sequent >_< toiw >w< aww :33 fowwawds ^-^ do ^w^ contend. +^-^ Nyativity UwU once in OwO the x3 main >_> of >_< wight, +^.^ Cwawws ^-^ to x3 matuwity, >w< whewewith being crowned, +Crooked >w< ecwipses >w< 'gainst his >_> gwowy fight, +And Time UwU that uWu gave, doth :3 nyow his >_> gift :3 confound. +Time doth ;;w;; twansfix OwO the flourish xDD set uWu on youth, +And ^-^ dewves OwO the parallels in beauty's brow, +>w< Feeds uWu on OwO the :33 wawities >_> of nature's truth, +And nyothing ^-^ stands uWu but uWu fow his UwU scythe ^-^ to ;;w;; mow. +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD times in hope, my ^w^ vewse uWu shaww ^.^ stand +ÚwÚ Pwaising >w< thy ^.^ wowth, UwU despite his x3 cwuew hand. + + +>w< 61 +^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy wiww, >w< thy ^.^ image shouwd ^-^ keep open +UwU My :33 heavy :33 eyewids ^-^ to OwO the x3 weawy :3 nyight? +Dost :3 thou desiwe my ^-^ swumbews shouwd >w< be broken, +OwO Whiwe ^w^ shadows >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do xDD mock my >w< sight? +^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy spirit UwU that :3 thou >_> send'st ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU home OwO into my deeds ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwy, +ÚwÚ To find >_< out uWu shames ÚwÚ and :33 idwe ^w^ houws in uWu me, +The >_> scope ÚwÚ and x3 tenyuwe >_> of >w< thy jeawousy? +:3 O no, >w< thy love >w< though xDD much, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, +^w^ It :3 is my love UwU that >_< keeps >_< minye eye >_< awake, +Minye >_> own OwO twue love UwU that doth my west ;;w;; defeat, +ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the UwU watchman >w< evew uWu fow >w< thy sake. +>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee watch OwO I, UwU whiwst :3 thou OwO dost :3 wake ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, +From me :3 faw OwO off, with ÚwÚ othews >w< aww xDD too >w< nyeaw. + + +x3 62 +UwU Sin >_> of self-love possesseth >w< aww >_< minye eye, +And >w< aww my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my every part; +And uWu fow :3 this xDD sin there :3 is nyo wemedy, +^w^ It :3 is OwO so grounded >_< inwawd in my ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 Methinks nyo ;;w;; face OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is as ÚwÚ minye, +:3 Nyo ^-^ shape OwO so true, nyo >w< twuth >_> of such account, +And uWu fow my uWu sewf >_< minye >_> own wowth ^-^ do :33 definye, +UwU As I >w< aww uWu othew in >w< aww wowths suwmount. +But when my :3 gwass >w< shows me my uWu sewf >_< indeed +:33 beated ÚwÚ and chopt with ^.^ tannyed antiquity, +Minye >_> own self-love ^-^ quite contrary I wead: +>_> Sewf, OwO so UwU sewf-woving ;;w;; wewe ^-^ inyiquity. +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ thee (my x3 sewf) UwU that uWu fow my uWu sewf I :33 pwaise, +Painting my :3 age with x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy ^.^ days. + + +63 +uWu Against my love uWu shaww >w< be as I x3 am :3 nyow +x3 With Time's xDD injuwious hand xDD cwushed ÚwÚ and ^w^ o'ewwown, +When ^w^ houws ^.^ have OwO dwainyed his UwU bwood ÚwÚ and filled his uWu bwow +x3 With >w< winyes ÚwÚ and :3 wwinkwes, when his youthfuw ^w^ mown +;;w;; Hath xDD twavewwed uWu on ^-^ to age's ;;w;; steepy night, +And >w< aww x3 those ^-^ beauties ^w^ wheweof :3 nyow :33 he's ;;w;; king +uWu Awe vanyishing, ^w^ ow vanished >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, +^-^ Steawing away OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of his spring: +>_< Fow such :3 a UwU time ^-^ do I :3 nyow fortify +uWu Against uWu confounding age's x3 cwuew ;;w;; knyife, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww never ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom memowy +UwU My ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuv's :3 beauty, >w< though my lover's wife. +His x3 beauty uWu shaww in ^.^ these bwack >w< winyes >w< be ^.^ seen, +And uWu they uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he in them still green. + + +^.^ 64 +When I ^.^ have uWu seen uWu by Time's feww hand >_< defaced +The wich-pwoud uWu cost >_> of ;;w;; outwown buwied ^-^ age, +When sometime lofty towers I UwU see ^w^ down-wased, +And brass eternal ^w^ swave ^-^ to x3 mowtaw xDD wage. +When I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the x3 hungwy :33 ocean >_< gain +Advantage uWu on OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of OwO the shore, +And OwO the ^w^ fiwm soiw ^.^ win >_> of OwO the >_> watewy :33 main, +^.^ Incweasing ^.^ stowe with loss, ÚwÚ and woss with ^-^ stowe. +When I ^.^ have uWu seen such ^w^ intewchange >_> of State, +Ow OwO state ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> confounded, ^-^ to decay, +Wuin ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to wuminyate +:33 That Time uWu wiww come ÚwÚ and UwU take my love >_> away. +:3 This ^w^ thought :3 is as :3 a death ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose +But weep ^-^ to x3 have, UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ^-^ feaws ^-^ to lose. + + +OwO 65 +x3 Since xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow :3 eawth, :3 nyow :33 boundwess >_< sea, +But >_> sad mowtawity o'ersways theiw :33 powew, +OwO How with :3 this ;;w;; wage uWu shaww x3 beauty howd :3 a :33 pwea, +uWu Whose >w< action :3 is nyo stronger than :3 a UwU fwowew? +:3 O how uWu shaww ÚwÚ summew's honey >_> bweath howd out, +uWu Against OwO the wrackful ^w^ siege >_> of ;;w;; batt'wing OwO days, +When wocks ^-^ impwegnyabwe awe ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; stout, +Nyow ^w^ gates >_> of >_< steew OwO so >w< stwong uWu but UwU time :3 decays? +:3 O xDD feawfuw >_< meditation, xDD whewe :33 awack, +:33 Shaww Time's :33 best >_> jewew ^-^ fwom Time's chest lie ;;w;; hid? +Ow what >w< stwong hand can howd his swift foot ^w^ back, +Ow ^-^ who his ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of x3 beauty can OwO fowbid? +:3 O x3 nyonye, unwess :3 this >_< miwacwe ^.^ have OwO might, +:33 That in bwack ink my love ^-^ may still shinye bwight. + + +^.^ 66 +Tiwed with >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow xDD westfuw death I cwy, +UwU As ^-^ to >w< behowd desewt :3 a >_< beggaw :33 bown, +And needy nyothing trimmed in jowwity, +And puwest :3 faith ^.^ unhappiwy xDD fowswown, +And x3 giwded uWu honyouw shamefully mispwaced, +And OwO maiden :3 viwtue ^w^ wudewy xDD stwumpeted, +And ^.^ wight :3 pewfection >w< wwongfuwwy disgraced, +And OwO stwength uWu by ;;w;; wimping ^.^ sway disabwed +And art :3 made ^w^ tongue-tied uWu by authowity, +And ^.^ fowwy >w< (doctow-wike) controlling skill, +And ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth miscalled x3 simpwicity, +And :33 captive good :33 attending x3 captain ill. +Tiwed with >w< aww :33 these, ^-^ fwom ^.^ these would I >w< be gone, +ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ to x3 die, I xDD weave my love awonye. + + +^.^ 67 +>_< Ah xDD whewefowe with ÚwÚ infection shouwd ^.^ he live, +And with his :3 pwesence OwO gwace xDD impiety, +:33 That xDD sin uWu by him ^w^ advantage shouwd achieve, +And OwO wace ^.^ it uWu sewf with his society? +UwU Why shouwd false ^.^ painting imitate his cheek, +And >_< steaw UwU dead seeming >_> of his :3 wiving hue? +UwU Why shouwd UwU poow x3 beauty ÚwÚ indiwectwy seek, +^w^ Woses >_> of uWu shadow, >_< since his wose :3 is :3 twue? +UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he live, :3 nyow ^-^ nyatuwe bankrupt ;;w;; is, +^.^ Beggawed >_> of UwU bwood ^-^ to x3 bwush OwO thwough lively :33 veins, +>_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo exchequew :3 nyow uWu but his, +And >_> pwoud >_> of many, ;;w;; wives x3 upon his xDD gains? +:3 O him ^.^ she UwU stowes, ^-^ to show what wealth ^.^ she ^-^ had, +UwU In >_< days wong ÚwÚ since, before ^.^ these last OwO so >w< bad. + + +68 +ÚwÚ Thus :3 is his ^-^ cheek OwO the ÚwÚ map >_> of >_< days outwown, +When x3 beauty :33 wived ÚwÚ and ;;w;; died as >_> fwowews ^-^ do nyow, +Before ^.^ these xDD bastawd signs >_> of fair ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, +Ow durst ÚwÚ inhabit uWu on :3 a :3 wiving brow: +Before OwO the gowden tresses >_> of OwO the OwO dead, +The ^.^ wight >_> of OwO sepuwchwes, ;;w;; wewe shown ^w^ away, +ÚwÚ To live :3 a uWu second life uWu on uWu second uWu head, +Ewe beauty's UwU dead xDD fweece :3 made another gay: +UwU In him x3 those holy >_> antique ^w^ houws awe ^.^ seen, +Without >w< aww OwO ownyament, ^.^ it uWu sewf ÚwÚ and true, +:33 Making nyo uWu summew >_> of x3 anyothew's x3 gween, +xDD Wobbing nyo ^.^ owd ^-^ to dwess his x3 beauty ^w^ nyew, +And him as uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ map doth :3 Nyatuwe store, +ÚwÚ To show false Awt what x3 beauty ÚwÚ was >_> of yowe. + + +;;w;; 69 +Those pawts >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO the world's eye doth OwO view, +Want nyothing UwU that OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of hearts can ^w^ mend: +^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues x3 (the >w< voice >_> of souls) ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO due, +Uttewing x3 bawe truth, x3 even OwO so as :33 foes ^.^ commend. +x3 Thy >_> outwawd ;;w;; thus with >_> outwawd UwU pwaise :3 is crowned, +But x3 those >_> same ^.^ tongues UwU that ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU thinye own, +UwU In uWu othew uWu accents ^-^ do :3 this UwU pwaise xDD confound +By >_< seeing farther than OwO the eye ;;w;; hath ^.^ shown. +^.^ They ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy UwU mind, +And UwU that in ^.^ guess uWu they measuwe uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, +;;w;; Then ^-^ chuwws theiw >_> thoughts (awthough theiw eyes ;;w;; wewe kind) +ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair flower ÚwÚ add OwO the :3 wank smell >_> of weeds: +But x3 why >w< thy odour matcheth ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, +The soiw :3 is this, UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ common ^.^ gwow. + + +^w^ 70 +:33 That :3 thou art bwamed uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy >w< defect, +>_< Fow ;;w;; swandew's mark ÚwÚ was >w< evew ÚwÚ yet OwO the :33 faiw, +The >_> ownyament >_> of x3 beauty :3 is suspect, +OwO A crow UwU that flies in >_< heaven's x3 sweetest air. +^w^ So :3 thou >w< be uWu good, :3 swandew doth uWu but UwU appwuv, +x3 Thy wowth OwO the gweatew being >_< wooed >_> of UwU time, +>_< Fow cankew OwO vice OwO the x3 sweetest buds doth love, +And :3 thou ^.^ pwesent'st :3 a ÚwÚ puwe unstainyed prime. +Thou x3 hast x3 passed uWu by OwO the >_< ambush >_> of x3 young OwO days, +x3 Eithew ^.^ nyot assailed, ^w^ ow UwU victow being uWu chawged, +>_> Yet :3 this >w< thy UwU pwaise cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< thy :33 pwaise, +ÚwÚ To OwO tie OwO up envy, xDD evewmowe enwawged, +>w< If >w< some :3 suspect >_> of i-iww xDD masked ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, +;;w;; Then :3 thou :3 awonye xDD kingdoms >_> of hearts shouldst ^-^ owe. + + +>_< 71 +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew mourn uWu fow me when I x3 am OwO dead, +>w< Than you uWu shaww hear OwO the suwwy sullen beww +>w< Give wawnying ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am xDD fwed +From :3 this :3 viwe x3 wowwd with ^-^ viwest worms ^-^ to dweww: +Nyay ^-^ if you ;;w;; wead :3 this winye, wemembew ;;w;; nyot, +The hand UwU that :3 wwit it, uWu fow I love you so, +:33 That I in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts would >w< be ^w^ fowgot, +>w< If >w< thinking uWu on me then shouwd ^-^ make you ^w^ woe. +:3 O ^-^ if (I ;;w;; say) you ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this verse, +When I (perhaps) ^-^ compounded x3 am with ÚwÚ cway, +Do ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as my UwU poow name UwU weheawse; +But let >_> youw love x3 even with my life ÚwÚ decay. +Lest OwO the xDD wise x3 wowwd shouwd ÚwÚ wook OwO into >_> youw :3 moan, +And xDD mock you with me aftew I x3 am gone. + + +:3 72 +:3 O west OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^w^ task you ^-^ to >_< wecite, +What merit :33 wived in me UwU that you shouwd love +:33 Aftew my death (deaw OwO wuv) ^-^ fowget me ÚwÚ quite, +>_< Fow you in me can nyothing >w< wowthy >_< pwuv. +>_< Unwess you would devise >w< some ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< wie, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow me than >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, +And >_> hang ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise x3 upon ^.^ deceased OwO I, +>w< Than ^.^ nyiggawd >w< twuth would willingly impawt: +:3 O west >_> youw OwO twue love ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem false in this, +:33 That you uWu fow love speak ;;w;; weww >_> of me ^-^ untwue, +UwU My name >w< be buwied xDD whewe my ÚwÚ body ;;w;; is, +And live nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame :3 nyow uWu me, :3 nyow you. +>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ shamed uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I bwing >w< fowth, +And OwO so shouwd you, ^-^ to love >w< things nyothing worth. + + +^w^ 73 +:33 That UwU time >_> of yeaw :3 thou uWu mayst in me uWu behowd, +When x3 yewwow uWu weaves, ^w^ ow x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow xDD few ^-^ do >_> hang +:3 Upon x3 those x3 boughs ;;w;; which >_< shake x3 against OwO the cold, +Bawe ^w^ wuinyed ^-^ choiws, xDD whewe ^.^ wate OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 biwds >w< sang. +UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the :33 twiwight >_> of such day, +UwU As aftew sunset OwO fadeth in OwO the UwU west, +^w^ Which uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by bwack night doth UwU take ^w^ away, +^-^ Death's uWu second uWu sewf UwU that :33 seaws OwO up >w< aww in ^-^ west. +UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >_> of such fire, +:33 That uWu on OwO the ashes >_> of his xDD youth doth >_< wie, +UwU As OwO the x3 death-bed, xDD wheweon ^.^ it >w< must UwU expiwe, +^-^ Consumed with UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 nyouwished by. +:3 This :3 thou xDD pewceiv'st, ;;w;; which makes >w< thy love ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, +ÚwÚ To love UwU that well, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must xDD weave ewe UwU wong. + + +74 +But >w< be OwO contented when UwU that feww awwest, +Without >w< aww bail uWu shaww carry me ^w^ away, +UwU My life ;;w;; hath in :3 this xDD winye >w< some UwU intewest, +^w^ Which uWu fow ÚwÚ memowiaw still with ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >_> stay. +When :3 thou reviewest this, :3 thou OwO dost review, +The vewy part ÚwÚ was consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +The :3 eawth can ^.^ have uWu but :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 is his OwO due, +UwU My spirit :3 is UwU thinye OwO the better part >_> of uWu me, +^w^ So then :3 thou x3 hast uWu but lost OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of xDD wife, +The uWu pwey >_> of xDD wowms, my ÚwÚ body being OwO dead, +The cowawd :3 conquest >_> of :3 a wretch's ;;w;; knyife, +:3 Too base >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be wemembewed, +The wowth >_> of UwU that, :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it x3 contains, +And UwU that :3 is this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with ÚwÚ thee remains. + + +^-^ 75 +^w^ So awe you ^-^ to my >_> thoughts as >_< food ^-^ to xDD wife, +Ow as ÚwÚ sweet-seasonyed uWu showews awe ^-^ to OwO the ground; +And uWu fow OwO the xDD peace >_> of you I howd such stwife +UwU As :33 'twixt :3 a misew ÚwÚ and his wealth :3 is ÚwÚ found. +Nyow >_> pwoud as OwO an OwO enjoyew, ÚwÚ and anon +>w< Doubting OwO the >_> fiwching :3 age uWu wiww >_< steaw his tweasuwe, +Nyow x3 counting :33 best ^-^ to >w< be with you xDD awonye, +;;w;; Then ^.^ bettewed UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU see my pweasuwe, +>_< Sometime >w< aww :33 fuww with ;;w;; feasting uWu on >_> youw ^-^ sight, +And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by cwean starved uWu fow :3 a look, +Possessing ^w^ ow pursuing nyo dewight +ÚwÚ Save what :3 is ^-^ had, ^w^ ow >w< must ^-^ fwom you >w< be ^w^ took. +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I pinye ÚwÚ and >w< suwfeit :3 day uWu by day, +Ow gwuttonying uWu on aww, ^w^ ow >w< aww >_> away. + + +>_> 76 +UwU Why :3 is my ^w^ vewse OwO so xDD bawwen >_> of OwO nyew uWu pwide? +^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_< vawiation ^w^ ow uWu quick uWu change? +UwU Why with OwO the UwU time ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot OwO gwance ^w^ aside +ÚwÚ To :3 nyew-found methods, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< compounds strange? +UwU Why wwite I still >w< aww one, >w< evew OwO the :33 same, +And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ invention in :3 a nyoted weed, +:33 That every >_> wowd doth ^w^ awmost tell my uWu nyame, +>w< Showing theiw birth, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they >_> did >w< pwoceed? +:3 O xDD knyow ^w^ sweet love I :33 awways wwite >_> of you, +And you ÚwÚ and love awe still my ;;w;; awgument: +^w^ So >w< aww my :33 best :3 is dwessing ^.^ owd uWu wowds ^w^ nyew, +Spending UwU again what :3 is already ^-^ spent: +>_< Fow as OwO the >_< sun :3 is ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew ÚwÚ and >_> owd, +^w^ So :3 is my love still x3 tewwing what :3 is towd. + + +>_< 77 +x3 Thy :3 gwass uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee how >w< thy ^-^ beauties weaw, +x3 Thy >w< diaw how >w< thy pwecious minutes ;;w;; waste, +^.^ These vacant leaves >w< thy xDD mind's ÚwÚ impwint uWu wiww ^-^ beaw, +And >_> of :3 this book, :3 this >_> weawnying uWu mayst :3 thou >_< taste. +The wrinkles ;;w;; which >w< thy :3 gwass uWu wiww ^.^ twuwy show, +x3 Of mouthed >_< gwaves uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee memory, +Thou uWu by >w< thy diaw's shady stealth uWu mayst >w< knyow, +Time's ^w^ thievish ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to eternity. +Wook what >w< thy memowy cannyot uWu contain, +:33 Commit ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ waste ^.^ bwanks, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find +Those chiwdwen ;;w;; nyuwsed, UwU dewivewed ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ bwain, +ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a OwO nyew >_> acquaintance >_> of >w< thy mind. +^.^ These ^.^ offices, OwO so ^w^ oft as :3 thou xDD wiwt look, +:33 Shaww >w< pwofit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< much UwU enwich >w< thy uWu book. + + +^w^ 78 +^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ have I :33 invoked ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ÚwÚ muse, +And ;;w;; found such fair ;;w;; assistance in my verse, +UwU As every UwU awien ;;w;; pen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got my use, +And uWu undew ÚwÚ thee theiw poesy ÚwÚ dispewse. +>_< Thinye >_> eyes, UwU that ^w^ taught OwO the OwO dumb uWu on UwU high ^-^ to sing, +And :33 heavy xDD ignyowance ^-^ awoft ^-^ to fly, +>_< Have ÚwÚ added ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ weawnyed's ;;w;; wing, +And >w< given OwO gwace :3 a double majesty. +>_> Yet >w< be UwU most >_> pwoud >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; compiwe, +uWu Whose influence :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of ^.^ thee, +UwU In >_> othews' ^w^ wowks :3 thou OwO dost uWu but OwO mend OwO the x3 stywe, +And ^w^ awts with >w< thy ^w^ sweet gwaces OwO gwaced UwU be. +But :3 thou art >w< aww my :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO dost ^.^ advance +UwU As UwU high as weawnying, my wude ^.^ ignyowance. + + +:33 79 +>w< Whiwst I :3 awonye >_> did caww x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ aid, +UwU My ^w^ vewse :3 awonye xDD had >w< aww >w< thy gentwe >w< gwace, +But :3 nyow my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ nyumbews awe >_> decayed, +And my uWu sick ^w^ muse doth ^w^ give OwO an uWu othew :3 pwace. +I gwant (sweet OwO wuv) >w< thy UwU wuvwy awgument +:33 Desewves OwO the UwU twavaiw >_> of :3 a worthier >_> pen, +>_> Yet what >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< thy :3 poet doth xDD invent, +ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee :33 of, ÚwÚ and OwO pays ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee uWu again, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends ÚwÚ thee uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he stole UwU that ;;w;; wowd, +From >w< thy :33 behaviouw, x3 beauty doth ^.^ he ^w^ give +And ;;w;; found ^.^ it in >w< thy >_< cheek: ^.^ he can :33 affowd +:3 Nyo UwU pwaise ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu but what in ÚwÚ thee doth wive. +;;w;; Then :3 thank him ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth ÚwÚ say, +x3 Since what ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^.^ thee, :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost :33 pay. + + +;;w;; 80 +:3 O how I ^.^ faint when I >_> of you ^-^ do write, +:33 Knyowing :3 a better spirit doth ;;w;; use >_> youw uWu nyame, +And in OwO the UwU pwaise thereof ^.^ spends >w< aww his OwO might, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; speaking >_> of >_> youw >w< fame. +But >_< since >_> youw wowth xDD (wide as OwO the :33 ocean is) +The humbwe as OwO the pwoudest sail doth ^-^ beaw, +UwU My ;;w;; saucy bark (infewiow :3 faw ^-^ to >_< his) +uWu On >_> youw bwoad x3 main doth >_> wiwfuwwy appear. +Your OwO shawwowest ^w^ hewp uWu wiww howd me OwO up xDD afwoat, +>w< Whiwst ^.^ he x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ soundwess ^-^ deep doth ride, +Ow ^.^ (being ^-^ wwecked) I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wowthwess >_> boat, +ÚwÚ He >_> of taww building, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pwide. +;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he thrive ÚwÚ and I >w< be UwU cast ^w^ away, +The wowst ÚwÚ was this, my love ÚwÚ was my ÚwÚ decay. + + +:33 81 +Ow I uWu shaww live >_> youw ^-^ epitaph ^-^ to >_> make, +Ow you uWu suwvive when I in :3 eawth x3 am xDD wotten, +From x3 hence >_> youw memowy death cannyot UwU take, +UwU Awthough in me OwO each part uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; fowgotten. +Your name ^-^ fwom x3 hence immortal life uWu shaww x3 have, +^-^ Though I xDD (once gone) ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< must x3 die, +The :3 eawth can ÚwÚ yiewd me uWu but :3 a ^w^ common :33 gwave, +When you >_< entombed in xDD men's eyes uWu shaww >_< wie, +Your :33 monyument uWu shaww >w< be my gentwe verse, +^w^ Which eyes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet created uWu shaww o'er-read, +And ^.^ tongues ^-^ to ^.^ be, >_> youw being uWu shaww ^w^ weheawse, +When >w< aww OwO the >_< bweathews >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd awe OwO dead, +You still uWu shaww live UwU (such :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ pen) +:3 Whewe >_> bweath UwU most breathes, x3 even in OwO the OwO mouths >_> of ^-^ men. + + +>_< 82 +I gwant :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot married ^-^ to my ÚwÚ muse, +And OwO thewefowe uWu mayst ^-^ without ^.^ attaint :3 o'ewwook +The x3 dedicated uWu wowds ;;w;; which ^-^ wwitews ;;w;; use +x3 Of theiw fair :3 subject, xDD bwessing every uWu book. +Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue, +UwU Finding >w< thy wowth :3 a UwU wimit ÚwÚ past my :33 pwaise, +And OwO thewefowe art ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to >w< seek anew, +uWu Some fresher stamp >_> of OwO the time-bettewing ^.^ days. +And ^-^ do OwO so love, ÚwÚ yet when uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; devised, +What :33 stwainyed UwU touches ^w^ whetowic can wend, +Thou ^.^ twuwy :33 faiw, ^w^ wewt ^.^ twuwy ^.^ sympathized, +UwU In OwO twue ;;w;; pwain x3 wowds, uWu by >w< thy >_> twue-tewwing >w< fwiend. +And theiw :3 gwoss ^.^ painting UwU might >w< be better x3 used, +:3 Whewe x3 cheeks :3 nyeed blood, in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is abused. + + +xDD 83 +I never ^-^ saw UwU that you >_> did ^.^ painting ^w^ nyeed, +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >_> youw fair nyo ^.^ painting set, +I ;;w;; found uWu (ow ^w^ thought I xDD found) you >_> did exceed, +:33 That xDD bawwen >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_< poet's OwO debt: +And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I >w< swept in >_> youw report, +:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf being UwU extant ;;w;; weww UwU might show, +OwO How :3 faw :3 a modewn ;;w;; quiww doth come xDD too showt, +>w< Speaking >_> of ^.^ wowth, what wowth in you doth ^.^ gwow. +:3 This siwence uWu fow my xDD sin you >_> did xDD impute, +^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be UwU most my >_> gwowy being ^w^ dumb, +>_< Fow I ;;w;; impaiw ^.^ nyot x3 beauty being xDD mute, +When ÚwÚ othews would ^w^ give xDD wife, ÚwÚ and bwing :3 a tomb. +Thewe ;;w;; wives ^-^ mowe life in ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw fair >_> eyes, +>w< Than uWu both >_> youw poets can in UwU pwaise x3 devise. + + +;;w;; 84 +OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :33 says ÚwÚ most, ;;w;; which can uWu say :3 mowe, +>w< Than :3 this rich :33 pwaise, UwU that you xDD awonye, awe you? +UwU In uWu whose x3 confinye >w< immuwed :3 is OwO the store, +^w^ Which shouwd example xDD whewe >_> youw >w< equaw OwO gwew. +Lean >_> penyuwy within UwU that ;;w;; pen doth dwell, +:33 That ^-^ to his :33 subject ÚwÚ wends ^.^ nyot >w< some small ^-^ gwowy, +But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wwites >_> of you, ^-^ if ^.^ he can >_< teww, +:33 That you awe you, OwO so uWu dignyifies his >_< stowy. +>_> Wet him uWu but >w< copy what in you :3 is ^w^ wwit, +:3 Nyot :33 making >_< wowse what ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made OwO so clear, +And such :3 a :33 countewpawt uWu shaww ÚwÚ fame his wit, +:33 Making his ^w^ stywe admired every ^w^ whewe. +You ^-^ to >_> youw uWu beauteous blessings ÚwÚ add :3 a curse, +>_> Being OwO fond uWu on :33 pwaise, ;;w;; which makes >_> youw ^.^ pwaises >w< wowse. + + +x3 85 +UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied ^w^ muse in ^-^ mannyews howds xDD hew stiww, +OwO Whiwe xDD comments >_> of >_> youw UwU pwaise richly compiwed, +Reserve theiw >_< chawactew with gowden ^.^ quiww, +And pwecious ^.^ phwase uWu by >w< aww OwO the OwO Muses >_< fiwed. +I ÚwÚ think good ^-^ thoughts, UwU whiwst uWu othew wwite good x3 wowds, +And >_< wike unlettered clerk still x3 cwy ;;w;; Amen, +ÚwÚ To every >_> hymn UwU that able spirit ^-^ affowds, +UwU In ;;w;; powished fowm >_> of ;;w;; weww wefinyed ^.^ pen. +^w^ Heawing you praised, I uWu say 'tis so, 'tis true, +And ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU pwaise ÚwÚ add xDD something :3 mowe, +But UwU that :3 is in my thought, uWu whose love ^-^ to you +ÚwÚ (Though uWu wowds come ÚwÚ hindmost) howds his :3 wank OwO befowe, +;;w;; Then >w< othews, uWu fow OwO the >_> bweath >_> of uWu wowds :33 wespect, +>w< Me uWu fow my OwO dumb ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; speaking in >w< effect. + + +>w< 86 +>_> Was ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwoud :33 fuww sail >_> of his gweat verse, +Bound uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize >_> of x3 (aww xDD too OwO pwecious) you, +:33 That >_> did my wipe >_> thoughts in my bwain ÚwÚ inheawse, +:33 Making theiw tomb OwO the >_> womb wherein uWu they grew? +>_> Was ^.^ it his ^.^ spiwit, uWu by uWu spiwits ^w^ taught ^-^ to write, +OwO Abuv :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> pitch, UwU that struck me ;;w;; dead? +No, neither >_< he, :3 nyow his ;;w;; compeews uWu by night +UwU Giving him ^-^ aid, my ^w^ vewse uWu astonyished. +ÚwÚ He :3 nyow UwU that affabwe ÚwÚ famiwiaw ghost +^w^ Which ^w^ nyightwy >w< guwws him with intewwigence, +UwU As >_< victows >_> of my siwence cannyot UwU boast, +I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu sick >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw ^-^ fwom >_> thence. +But when >_> youw countenance filled OwO up his winye, +;;w;; Then x3 wacked I matter, UwU that enfeebled x3 minye. + + +>w< 87 +^w^ Faweweww! :3 thou art xDD too dear uWu fow my >w< possessing, +And >_< wike enough :3 thou uWu knyow'st >w< thy x3 estimate, +The chawtew >_> of >w< thy wowth gives ÚwÚ thee weweasing: +UwU My ÚwÚ bonds in ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww detewminyate. +>_< Fow how ^-^ do I howd ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu by >w< thy granting, +And uWu fow UwU that riches xDD whewe :3 is my ;;w;; desewving? +The cause >_> of :3 this fair >_> gift in me :3 is wanting, +And OwO so my >_< patent xDD back UwU again :3 is swerving. +x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 thou gav'st, >w< thy >_> own wowth then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyowing, +Ow me ^-^ to xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st it, ewse ^w^ mistaking, +^w^ So >w< thy gweat >_> gift x3 upon misprision >_< gwowing, +x3 Comes UwU home uWu again, uWu on better ^w^ judgement ^w^ making. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I xDD had ÚwÚ thee as :3 a ^-^ dweam doth ^.^ fwattew, +UwU In ;;w;; sweep :3 a ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ waking nyo such OwO mattew. + + +;;w;; 88 +When :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU disposed ^-^ to xDD set me >_< wight, +And place my merit in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ scown, +:3 Upon >w< thy >w< side, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll fight, +And ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ thee viwtuous, >w< though :3 thou art >w< fowswown: +x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; weaknyess being :33 best xDD acquainted, +:3 Upon >w< thy part I can xDD set ;;w;; down :3 a story +x3 Of faults concealed, wherein I x3 am >w< attainted: +:33 That :3 thou in >w< wosing uWu me, ^-^ shawt ^.^ win >w< much gwowy: +And I uWu by :3 this uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> gainyew UwU too, +>_< Fow bending >w< aww my :33 woving >_> thoughts uWu on ^.^ thee, +The injuwies UwU that ^-^ to my uWu sewf I uWu do, +Doing ÚwÚ thee :3 vantage, ^-^ doubwe-vantage >_> me. +Such :3 is my love, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I OwO so ^-^ bewong, +:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_< wight, my uWu sewf uWu wiww bear >w< aww ^.^ wwong. + + +xDD 89 +Say UwU that :3 thou didst >_> fowsake me uWu fow >w< some UwU fauwt, +And I uWu wiww :33 comment x3 upon UwU that offence, +^w^ Speak >_> of my xDD wamenyess, ÚwÚ and I straight uWu wiww hawt: +uWu Against >w< thy reasons :33 making nyo xDD defence. +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot (love) >w< disgwace me half OwO so iww, +ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon desiwed change, +UwU As I'll my uWu sewf UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ knyowing >w< thy wiww, +I uWu wiww >_> acquaintance stwangwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook stwange: +Be ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy walks ÚwÚ and in my tongue, +x3 Thy ^w^ sweet bewuvd name nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww dwell, +Lest I :3 (too >w< much profane) shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwonk: +And uWu hapwy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance tell. +>_< Fow ^.^ thee, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll x3 vow x3 debate, +>_< Fow I >w< must :33 nye'ew love him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost OwO hate. + + +;;w;; 90 +;;w;; Then UwU hate me when :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^-^ if x3 evew, nyow, +Nyow >_< whiwe OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bent my deeds ^-^ to cross, +>_> join with OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, ^-^ make me >_< bow, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; aftew-woss: +>_< Ah ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, when my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; 'scaped :3 this xDD sowwow, +Come in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of :3 a UwU conquewed x3 woe, +>w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 a windy night :3 a >w< wainy ^.^ mowwow, +ÚwÚ To wingew >_< out :3 a purposed uvwthwow. +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave me ^w^ wast, +When uWu othew :33 petty gwiefs ^.^ have x3 donye theiw >_> spite, +But in OwO the ^w^ onset xDD come, OwO so uWu shaww I ÚwÚ taste +^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the vewy wowst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ^-^ might. +And uWu othew strains >_> of x3 woe, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem x3 woe, +x3 Compawed with woss >_> of ^.^ thee, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. + + +:3 91 +uWu Some >_> gwowy in theiw birth, >w< some in theiw skill, +uWu Some in theiw :33 weawth, >w< some in theiw body's force, +uWu Some in theiw garments >w< though new-fangled iww: +uWu Some in theiw :3 hawks ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, >w< some in theiw ÚwÚ howse. +And every humouw ;;w;; hath his adjunct pweasuwe, +OwO Whewein ^.^ it ^.^ finds :3 a ^.^ joy :33 abuv OwO the rest, +But ^.^ these OwO pawticuwaws awe ^.^ nyot my >_> measuwe, +^-^ Aww ^.^ these I better in ^-^ onye ^w^ genyewaw >_> best. +x3 Thy love :3 is better than UwU high biwth ^-^ to uWu me, +Richer than :33 weawth, prouder than uWu gawments' costs, +x3 Of ^-^ mowe dewight than :3 hawks ÚwÚ and howses xDD be: +And having ^.^ thee, >_> of >w< aww xDD men's uWu pwide I uWu boast. +Wretched in :3 this xDD awonye, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst UwU take, +^-^ Aww :3 this ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and me UwU most wretchcd ^w^ make. + + +92 +But ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^-^ to >_< steaw >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, +>_< Fow term >_> of life :3 thou art >_> assuwed ÚwÚ minye, +And life nyo ÚwÚ wongew than >w< thy love uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, +>_< Fow ^.^ it depends x3 upon UwU that love >_> of >w< thinye. +;;w;; Then :3 nyeed I ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst >_> of wwongs, +When in OwO the :33 weast >_> of them my life ;;w;; hath end, +I >_> see, :3 a better OwO state ^-^ to me ;;w;; bewongs +>w< Than UwU that, ;;w;; which uWu on >w< thy humouw doth ^-^ depend. +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu vex me with ;;w;; inconstant UwU mind, +x3 Since UwU that my life uWu on >w< thy uWu wevowt doth >_< wie, +:3 O what :3 a x3 happy title ^-^ do I find, +x3 Happy ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy love, x3 happy ^-^ to >_< die! +But ^w^ what's OwO so bwessed-faiw UwU that ^-^ feaws nyo bwot? +Thou uWu mayst >w< be fawse, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ it not. + + +^w^ 93 +^w^ So uWu shaww I live, :3 supposing :3 thou art true, +;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< deceived xDD husband, OwO so ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; face, +May still ÚwÚ seem love ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though altered ÚwÚ nyew: +x3 Thy looks with uWu me, >w< thy OwO heawt in uWu othew :3 pwace. +>_< Fow there can live nyo xDD hatwed in UwU thinye eye, +OwO Thewefowe in UwU that I cannyot xDD knyow >w< thy change, +UwU In :33 many's >w< wooks, OwO the false ^w^ heawt's history +^-^ Is :3 wwit in >_> moods ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns ÚwÚ and wrinkles :33 stwange. +But >w< heaven in >w< thy ^-^ cweation >_> did ^-^ decwee, +:33 That in >w< thy ;;w;; face ^w^ sweet love shouwd >w< evew dwell, +uWu Whate'ew >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^w^ heawt's workings ^.^ be, +x3 Thy looks shouwd nyothing >_< thence, uWu but xDD sweetnyess tell. +OwO How >_< wike >w< Eve's apple doth >w< thy x3 beauty >_< gwow, +>w< If >w< thy ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot >w< thy show. + + +OwO 94 +^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have power ^-^ to huwt, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do x3 nyonye, +:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO the :33 thing, uWu they UwU most ^-^ do show, +OwO Who ^w^ moving >w< othews, awe themsewves as ^.^ stonye, +;;w;; Unmuvd, cold, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO temptation ^w^ swow: +^.^ They >w< wightwy ^-^ do xDD inhewit >_< heaven's graces, +And xDD husband nature's riches ^-^ fwom >_> expense, +Tibey awe OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ownyews >_> of theiw :3 faces, +Othews, uWu but uWu stewawds >_> of theiw excewwence: +The ÚwÚ summew's flower :3 is ^-^ to OwO the uWu summew ;;w;; sweet, +^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; sewf, ^.^ it only live ÚwÚ and x3 die, +But ^-^ if UwU that flower with base ÚwÚ infection :33 meet, +The ÚwÚ basest weed outbraves his dignity: +>_< Fow x3 sweetest >w< things xDD tuwn sourest uWu by theiw >_< deeds, +x3 Wiwies UwU that ^w^ festew, smell :3 faw >_< wowse than xDD weeds. + + +:33 95 +OwO How ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO the shame, +^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a cankew in OwO the ^-^ fwagwant :3 wose, +^-^ Doth xDD spot OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy uWu budding >_< nyame! +:3 O in what ;;w;; sweets OwO dost :3 thou >w< thy x3 sins :33 encwose! +:33 That :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws OwO the story >_> of >w< thy OwO days, +>_< (Making >w< wascivious xDD comments uWu on >w< thy ^.^ spowt) +Cannyot UwU dispwaise, uWu but in :3 a >w< kind >_> of :33 pwaise, +^-^ Nyaming >w< thy uWu nyame, xDD bwesses OwO an i-iww >_< wepowt. +:3 O what :3 a UwU mansion ^.^ have x3 those UwU vices got, +^w^ Which uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ habitation ^.^ chose >_< out ^.^ thee, +:3 Whewe beauty's >w< veiw doth cuvw every blot, +And >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :33 faiw, UwU that eyes can >w< see! +;;w;; Take ^w^ heed (deaw heawt) >_> of :3 this uWu wawge privilege, +The >_> hawdest :33 knyife x3 iww-used doth wose his edge. + + +xDD 96 +uWu Some uWu say >w< thy fauwt :3 is youth, >w< some ^.^ wantonnyess, +uWu Some uWu say >w< thy OwO gwace :3 is xDD youth ÚwÚ and gentwe sport, +Both OwO gwace ÚwÚ and faults awe loved >_> of ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and wess: +Thou ;;w;; mak'st faults graces, UwU that ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wesowt: +UwU As uWu on OwO the fingew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ thwonyed queen, +The ÚwÚ basest >_> jewew uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww uWu esteemed: +^w^ So awe x3 those ewwows UwU that in ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ seen, +ÚwÚ To :33 twuths xDD twanswated, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO twue >w< things ^w^ deemed. +OwO How many lambs UwU might OwO the >w< stewn ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ betway, +>w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wamb ^.^ he :33 couwd his looks ^w^ twanswate! +OwO How many gazers x3 mightst :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^w^ away, +^-^ if :3 thou wouldst ;;w;; use OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> state! +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, +UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. + + +^.^ 97 +OwO How >_< wike :3 a winter ;;w;; hath my absence >_< been +From ^.^ thee, OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fweeting :33 yeaw! +What freezings ^.^ have I fewt, what dark >_< days >w< seen! +What ^.^ owd x3 Decembew's x3 bawenyess uWu evewywhewe! +And ÚwÚ yet :3 this UwU time wemuvd ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ summew's UwU time, +The ÚwÚ teeming autumn xDD big with rich increase, +:33 Beawing OwO the >_< wanton >_> buwden >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwime, +;;w;; Wike uWu widowed UwU wombs aftew theiw lords' :3 decease: +>_> Yet :3 this abundant xDD issue ^.^ seemed ^-^ to me +But >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; owphans, ÚwÚ and unfathered OwO fwuit, +>_< Fow uWu summew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ pweasuwes OwO wait uWu on ^.^ thee, +And :3 thou ^w^ away, OwO the vewy :33 biwds awe mute. +Ow ^-^ if uWu they sing, 'tis with OwO so :33 duww :3 a cheew, +:33 That leaves ÚwÚ wook pawe, >_< dweading OwO the wintew's >w< nyeaw. + + +98 +From you ^.^ have I >_< been ÚwÚ absent in OwO the UwU spwing, +When OwO pwoud-pied :3 Apwiw >_< (dwessed in >w< aww his twim) +;;w;; Hath >w< put :3 a spirit >_> of xDD youth in every ^.^ thing: +:33 That :33 heavy ÚwÚ Satuwn :33 waughed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weaped with >_> him. +>_> Yet :3 nyow OwO the lays >_> of biwds, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ sweet smell +x3 Of diffewent >_> fwowews in odour ÚwÚ and in hue, +Could ^-^ make me ^-^ any ÚwÚ summew's story ^-^ teww: +Ow ^-^ fwom theiw >_> pwoud OwO wap xDD pwuck them xDD whewe uWu they gwew: +Nyow >_> did I wonder at OwO the ^.^ wiwy's >_< white, +Nyow UwU pwaise OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ vewmiwion in OwO the :3 wose, +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; sweet, uWu but :33 figuwes >_> of ;;w;; dewight: +^w^ Dwawn aftew you, you ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww those. +>_> Yet ^.^ seemed ^.^ it winter stiww, ÚwÚ and you ^w^ away, +UwU As with >_> youw ;;w;; shadow I with ^.^ these >_> did play. + + +>_< 99 +The :3 fowwawd ;;w;; viowet ;;w;; thus >_> did I ;;w;; chide, +^.^ Sweet xDD thief, :3 whence didst :3 thou >_< steaw >w< thy ^w^ sweet UwU that smewws, +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom my ^-^ wuv's breath? The xDD puwpwe uWu pwide +^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy ^.^ soft >_< check uWu fow complexion ^-^ dwewws, +UwU In my ^-^ wuv's ^.^ veins :3 thou x3 hast xDD too ^.^ gwosswy xDD dyed. +The ^-^ wiwy I xDD condemnyed uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +And buds >_> of marjoram xDD had stow'n >w< thy >_> haiw, +The >w< woses feawfuwwy uWu on thorns >_> did ^.^ stand, +>_< Onye :33 bwushing shame, another >_> white ;;w;; despaiw: +OwO A third :3 nyow red, :3 nyow >_< white, xDD had stow'n >_> of ^.^ both, +And ^-^ to his robbery xDD had ;;w;; annyexed >w< thy breath, +But uWu fow his uWu theft in uWu pwide >_> of >w< aww his xDD gwowth +OwO A vengefuw cankew xDD eat him OwO up ^-^ to :33 death. +Mowe >_> fwowews I UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ yet I UwU nyonye :33 couwd >_> see, +But ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ ow >w< cowouw ^.^ it xDD had stow'n ^-^ fwom thee. + + +UwU 100 +:3 Whewe art :3 thou :33 Muse UwU that :3 thou >_> fowget'st OwO so long, +ÚwÚ To speak >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which gives ÚwÚ thee >w< aww >w< thy might? +;;w;; Spend'st :3 thou >w< thy :3 fuwy uWu on >w< some ^.^ wowthwess song, +x3 Dawkenying >w< thy power ^-^ to lend base uWu subjects OwO wight? +Wetuwn >_> fowgetfuw uWu Muse, ÚwÚ and straight :33 wedeem, +UwU In gentwe ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU time OwO so OwO idwy x3 spent, +:3 Sing ^-^ to OwO the ear UwU that doth >w< thy lays ;;w;; esteem, +And gives >w< thy ;;w;; pen uWu both >_> skiww ÚwÚ and OwO awgument. +Rise resty uWu Muse, my ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face survey, +>w< If UwU time ^.^ have ^-^ any wwinkwe graven there, +>w< If >_< any, >w< be :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^-^ to decay, +And ^-^ make >w< time's spoils despised x3 evewywhewe. +>w< Give my love ÚwÚ fame ^-^ fastew than Time wastes xDD wife, +^w^ So :3 thou UwU pwevent'st his ;;w;; scythe, ÚwÚ and crooked knife. + + +101 +:3 O ÚwÚ twuant :33 Muse what uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; amends, +>_< Fow >w< thy ^.^ nyegwect >_> of >w< twuth in x3 beauty xDD dyed? +Both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu on my love ^-^ depends: +^w^ So OwO dost :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein xDD dignyified: +UwU Make ÚwÚ answew uWu Muse, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu hapwy ÚwÚ say, +^w^ 'Twuth ^.^ nyeeds nyo >w< cowouw with his >w< cowouw >w< fixed, +:3 Beauty nyo OwO penciw, beauty's >w< twuth ^-^ to ÚwÚ way: +But :33 best :3 is best, ^-^ if never ^-^ intewmixed'? +xDD Because ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds nyo :33 pwaise, xDD wiwt :3 thou >w< be ^w^ dumb? +>_> Excuse ^.^ nyot siwence so, uWu fow't :3 wies in ^.^ thee, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< much ;;w;; outwive :3 a x3 giwded ^w^ tomb: +And ^-^ to >w< be praised >_> of >_> ages ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to UwU be. +;;w;; Then ^-^ do >w< thy >w< office uWu Muse, I teach ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; how, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him ÚwÚ seem wong hence, as ^.^ he >w< shows OwO nyow. + + +102 +UwU My love :3 is :33 stwengthenyed >w< though ^-^ mowe uWu weak in >_> seeming, +I love ^.^ nyot ^.^ wess, >w< though less OwO the show appear, +:33 That love :3 is :3 mewchandized, uWu whose rich ^-^ esteeming, +The xDD ownyew's :33 tongue doth pubwish every ^w^ whewe. +Our love ÚwÚ was ^w^ nyew, ÚwÚ and then uWu but in OwO the UwU spwing, +When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to gweet ^.^ it with my lays, +UwU As Phiwomew in ÚwÚ summew's xDD fwont doth sing, +And stops xDD hew pipe in xDD gwowth >_> of >w< wipew x3 days: +:3 Nyot UwU that OwO the uWu summew :3 is less >_> pweasant :3 nyow +>w< Than when xDD hew xDD mouwnfuw >w< hymns >_> did :33 hush OwO the night, +But UwU that wiwd music xDD buwthens every bough, +And ;;w;; sweets UwU gwown ^w^ common wose theiw dear xDD dewight. +OwO Thewefowe >_< wike UwU hew, I sometime howd my ;;w;; tongue: +xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot :33 duww you with my UwU song. + + +103 +;;w;; Awack what poverty my ^w^ muse brings >w< fowth, +:33 That having such :3 a >_> scope ^-^ to show xDD hew :33 pwide, +The awgument >w< aww x3 bawe :3 is >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth +>w< Than when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ added UwU pwaise >_< beside. +:3 O blame me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I nyo ^-^ mowe can xDD wwite! +Wook in >_> youw :3 gwass ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws :3 a ;;w;; face, +:33 That >_< uvw-goes my >w< bwunt ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ quite, +Duwwing my >_< winyes, ÚwÚ and UwU doing me x3 disgwace. +Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot sinful then x3 stwiving ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, +ÚwÚ To mar OwO the :33 subject UwU that before ÚwÚ was uWu weww? +>_< Fow ^-^ to nyo uWu othew xDD pass my OwO vewses ÚwÚ tend, +>w< Than >_> of >_> youw gwaces ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 gifts ^-^ to tell. +And :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than in my ^w^ vewse can >_> sit, +Your >_> own :3 gwass >w< shows you, when you ÚwÚ wook in it. + + +104 +ÚwÚ To me fair fwiend you never can >w< be >_> owd, +>_< Fow as you ;;w;; wewe when ^.^ fiwst >_> youw eye I uWu eyed, +Such uWu seems >_> youw x3 beauty stiww: three :33 wintews cold, +>_< Have ^-^ fwom OwO the fowests shook three summews' :33 pwide, +>_< Thwee uWu beauteous spwings ^-^ to x3 yewwow autumn :33 tuwnyed, +UwU In ^-^ pwocess >_> of OwO the >_< seasons ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, +>_< Thwee :3 Apwiw ^.^ pewfumes in three ^.^ hot ^w^ Junyes ÚwÚ buwnyed, +x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw you ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet awe green. +>_< Ah ÚwÚ yet doth x3 beauty >_< wike :3 a >w< diaw ;;w;; hand, +>_> Steaw ^-^ fwom his uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and nyo pace UwU pewceived, +^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet hue, ;;w;; which >w< methinks still doth ^.^ stand +;;w;; Hath ^w^ motion, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eye ^-^ may >w< be deceived. +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of which, hear :3 this :3 thou :3 age unbred, +Ewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ÚwÚ was beauty's uWu summew UwU dead. + + +ÚwÚ 105 +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my love >w< be called ÚwÚ idowatwy, +Nyow my bewuvd as OwO an >w< idow show, +x3 Since >w< aww alike my >_> songs ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises >w< be +ÚwÚ To one, >_> of one, still :33 such, ÚwÚ and >w< evew ÚwÚ so. +UwU Kind :3 is my love UwU to-day, to-morrow kind, +OwO Stiww ;;w;; constant in :3 a :3 wondwous :33 excewwence, +OwO Thewefowe my ^w^ vewse ^-^ to constancy confined, +>_< Onye xDD thing expressing, leaves >_< out difference. +^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, :3 is >w< aww my ^.^ awgument, +^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, >_< vawying ^-^ to uWu othew x3 wowds, +And in :3 this >_> change :3 is my ÚwÚ invention x3 spent, +>_< Thwee :33 themes in one, ;;w;; which :3 wondwous >_> scope >_> affowds. +^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ have >_< often :33 wived awonye. +^w^ Which three ÚwÚ tiww nyow, never ^-^ kept x3 seat in ^w^ onye. + + +>w< 106 +When in OwO the ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of ^.^ wasted UwU time, +I UwU see descwiptions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> wights, +And x3 beauty :33 making xDD beautifuw ^.^ owd >_> whyme, +UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ;;w;; wadies OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy knights, +;;w;; Then in OwO the UwU bwazon >_> of ^w^ sweet beauty's best, +x3 Of ;;w;; hand, >_> of ^.^ foot, >_> of lip, >_> of eye, >_> of brow, +I UwU see theiw >_> antique ;;w;; pen would ^.^ have :3 expwessed, +>_< Even such :3 a x3 beauty as you ^w^ mastew OwO nyow. +^w^ So >w< aww theiw ^.^ pwaises awe uWu but uWu pwophecies +x3 Of :3 this ^-^ ouw UwU time, >w< aww you >_> pwefiguwing, +And uWu fow uWu they looked uWu but with divining >_> eyes, +^.^ They xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> skiww enough >_> youw wowth ^-^ to ^-^ sing: +>_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; which :3 nyow >w< behowd ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwesent OwO days, +>_< Have eyes ^-^ to >_< wondew, uWu but wack ^.^ tongues ^-^ to :3 pwaise. + + +:33 107 +:3 Nyot >_< minye >_> own uWu feaws, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; pwophetic >_> souw, +x3 Of OwO the ^-^ wide UwU wowwd, dweaming uWu on >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, +^w^ Can ÚwÚ yet OwO the lease >_> of my OwO twue love ^w^ contwow, +^.^ Supposed as uWu fowfeit ^-^ to :3 a confined >w< doom. +The x3 mowtaw ^-^ moon ;;w;; hath xDD hew :3 ecwipse x3 enduwed, +And OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ auguws xDD mock theiw >_> own ÚwÚ pwesage, +Incertainties :3 nyow :3 cwown themsewves assured, +And xDD peace proclaims ;;w;; owives >_> of endless age. +Nyow with OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 this UwU most uWu bawmy UwU time, +UwU My love looks fresh, ÚwÚ and death ^-^ to me :3 subscwibes, +x3 Since ^-^ spite >_> of him I'll live in :3 this UwU poow >_> whyme, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^w^ insuwts o'ew :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess xDD twibes. +And :3 thou in :3 this ^-^ shawt find >w< thy monument, +When >_> tywants' crests ÚwÚ and UwU tombs >_> of brass awe >w< spent. + + +108 +What's in OwO the bwain UwU that ink ^-^ may chawactew, +^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< figuwed ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee my OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, +What's OwO nyew ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, what :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu wegistew, +:33 That ^-^ may express my love, ^w^ ow >w< thy dear OwO mewit? +Nyothing ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< wike ;;w;; pwayews >_> divinye, +I >w< must OwO each :3 day uWu say o'ew OwO the vewy :33 same, +;;w;; Counting nyo ^.^ owd xDD thing >_> owd, :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, I thinye, +>_< Even as when ^.^ fiwst I hallowed >w< thy fair >w< nyame. +^w^ So UwU that eternal love in ^-^ wuv's ^.^ fwesh ^-^ case, +^w^ Weighs ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and uWu injuwy >_> of ^-^ age, +Nyow gives ^-^ to nyecessawy wrinkles place, +But makes >w< antiquity uWu fow :3 aye his x3 page, +UwU Finding OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu conceit >_> of love there OwO bwed, +:3 Whewe UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fowm would show ^.^ it UwU dead. + + +OwO 109 +:3 O never uWu say UwU that I ÚwÚ was false >_> of xDD heawt, +^-^ Though absence ^.^ seemed my flame ^-^ to qualify, +UwU As :33 easy UwU might I ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf x3 depawt, +UwU As ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw ;;w;; which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth :33 wie: +:33 That :3 is my UwU home >_> of love, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ranged, +;;w;; Wike him UwU that >_> twavews I xDD wetuwn uWu again, +>w< Just ^-^ to OwO the UwU time, ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU time ^w^ exchanged, +^w^ So UwU that my uWu sewf bwing >w< watew uWu fow my UwU stain, +uWu Nyevew believe >w< though in my ^-^ nyatuwe UwU weignyed, +^-^ Aww frailties UwU that UwU besiege >w< aww kinds >_> of blood, +:33 That ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy >w< be stained, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave uWu fow nyothing >w< aww >w< thy sum >_> of good: +>_< Fow nyothing :3 this ^-^ wide xDD unyivewse I ^-^ caww, +ÚwÚ Save :3 thou my :3 wose, in ^.^ it :3 thou art my all. + + +^.^ 110 +Awas 'tis true, I ^.^ have gonye here ÚwÚ and there, +And :3 made my uWu sewf :3 a motwey ^-^ to OwO the OwO view, +^.^ Gowed >_< minye >_> own ^-^ thoughts, :3 sowd UwU cheap what :3 is UwU most ^.^ deaw, +^w^ Made ^.^ owd offences >_> of ÚwÚ affections uWu nyew. +uWu Most OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that I ^.^ have looked uWu on >w< twuth +Askance ÚwÚ and :33 stwangewy: uWu but uWu by >w< aww ^.^ abuv, +^.^ These xDD bwenches >_> gave my OwO heawt another youth, +And >_< wowse ^.^ essays ÚwÚ pwuvd ÚwÚ thee my :33 best >_> of wuv. +Nyow >w< aww :3 is >_< donye, ^.^ have what uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo end, +Minye :3 appetite I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ gwind +uWu On ÚwÚ nyewew proof, ^-^ to twy OwO an older OwO fwiend, +OwO A god in love, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :33 confinyed. +;;w;; Then ^w^ give me welcome, next my >w< heaven OwO the best, +>_< Even ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU most :33 woving breast. + + +>w< 111 +:3 O uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ do you with >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; chide, +The OwO guiwty :3 goddess >_> of my harmful >_< deeds, +:33 That >_> did ^.^ nyot better uWu fow my life >w< pwovide, +>w< Than uWu pubwic :3 means ;;w;; which uWu pubwic ^-^ mannyews >w< bweeds. +ÚwÚ Thence comes ^.^ it UwU that my name receives :3 a >_> bwand, +And ^w^ awmost ^.^ thence my ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is x3 subdued +ÚwÚ To what ^.^ it ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ in, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ dyew's hand: +UwU Pity me then, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish I ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wenyewed, +>w< Whiwst >_< wike :3 a willing uWu patient I uWu wiww x3 dwink, +^.^ Potions >_> of eisew >w< 'gainst my >w< stwong infection, +:3 Nyo ^w^ bittewnyess UwU that I uWu wiww :33 bittew xDD think, +Nyow double :3 penyance ^-^ to >_< cowwect >_> cowwection. +UwU Pity me then dear OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I assuwe >_< ye, +>_< Even UwU that >_> youw ^-^ pity :3 is enough ^-^ to cure >_> me. + + +112 +Your love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity doth th' >w< impwession :33 fiww, +^w^ Which UwU vuwgaw OwO scandaw xDD stamped x3 upon my brow, +>_< Fow what cawe I ^-^ who calls me ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, +^w^ So you o'er-green my :33 bad, my good awwow? +You awe my >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and I >w< must strive, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my uWu shames ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises ^-^ fwom >_> youw tongue, +None ewse ^-^ to uWu me, :3 nyow I ^-^ to UwU nyonye alive, +:33 That my xDD steewed :33 sense ^w^ ow x3 changes ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong. +UwU In OwO so :3 pwofound :33 abysm I thwow >w< aww cawe +x3 Of >_> othews' ;;w;; voices, UwU that my >_> addew's :33 sense, +ÚwÚ To critic ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fwattewew ^.^ stopped UwU awe: +>_< Mawk how with my ^.^ nyegwect I ^-^ do xDD dispense. +You awe OwO so stwongwy in my OwO puwpose OwO bwed, +:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< besides >w< methinks awe UwU dead. + + +xDD 113 +x3 Since I weft you, >_< minye eye :3 is in my UwU mind, +And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; guvwns me ^-^ to >w< go >w< about, +^-^ Doth part his >_< function, ÚwÚ and :3 is pawtwy :3 bwind, +xDD Seems ^.^ seeing, uWu but UwU effectuawwy :3 is out: +>_< Fow ^.^ it nyo fowm delivers ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt +x3 Of bird, >_> of ^w^ fwowew, ^w^ ow ^-^ shape ;;w;; which ^.^ it doth xDD watch, +x3 Of his uWu quick x3 objects ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 mind nyo UwU pawt, +Nyow his >_> own >w< vision howds what ^.^ it doth xDD catch: +>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU see OwO the rud'st ^w^ ow ;;w;; gentwest ^-^ sight, +The UwU most ^w^ sweet :3 favouw ^w^ ow defowmed'st creature, +The OwO mountain, ^w^ ow OwO the >_< sea, OwO the day, ^w^ ow night: +The OwO cwow, ^w^ ow x3 duv, ^.^ it >_> shapes them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< featuwe. +Incapable >_> of :3 mowe, replete with you, +UwU My UwU most OwO twue :33 mind ;;w;; thus UwU maketh >_< minye untwue. + + +^.^ 114 +Ow whethew doth my :33 mind being crowned with you +Dwink OwO up OwO the monarch's pwague :3 this flattery? +Ow whethew uWu shaww I uWu say >_< minye eye saith true, +And UwU that >_> youw love ^w^ taught ^.^ it :3 this >w< awchemy? +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of uWu monstews, ÚwÚ and >w< things UwU indigest, +Such cherubins as >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf resemble, +Cweating every OwO bad :3 a pewfect :33 best +UwU As fast as x3 objects ^-^ to his beams xDD assembwe: +:3 O 'tis OwO the :33 fiwst, 'tis flattery in my ^.^ seeing, +And my gweat :33 mind UwU most >w< kingwy dwinks ^.^ it uWu up, +Minye eye ;;w;; weww knows what with his ;;w;; gust :3 is 'greeing, +And ^-^ to his x3 pawate doth :33 pwepawe OwO the >_< cup. +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be >_< poisonyed, 'tis OwO the ^.^ wessew uWu sin, +:33 That >_< minye eye loves ^.^ it ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ fiwst begin. + + +>_> 115 +Those >w< winyes UwU that I before ^.^ have :3 wwit ^-^ do >_< wie, +>_< Even x3 those UwU that ^w^ said I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love you ;;w;; deawew, +>_> Yet then my ÚwÚ judgment knew nyo reason >_> why, +UwU My UwU most :33 fuww flame shouwd >w< aftewwawds >_< buwn ;;w;; cweawew, +But >_< weckonying UwU time, uWu whose miwwionyed x3 accidents +x3 Cweep in :33 'twixt xDD vows, ÚwÚ and >_> change UwU decwees >_> of ÚwÚ kings, +Tan xDD sacwed :3 beauty, >w< bwunt OwO the ^w^ shawp'st intents, +>_< Divewt >w< stwong ^w^ minds ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ awt'wing >_> things: +Awas x3 why feawing >_> of >w< time's tywanny, +OwO Might I ^.^ nyot then uWu say 'Now I love you >_> best,' +When I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ cewtain o'ew incertainty, +Cwownying OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ doubting >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ west? +^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a babe, then UwU might I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO so +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 fuww xDD gwowth ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which still doth ^.^ gwow. + + +x3 116 +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO twue ^w^ minds +>_< Admit >_< impediments, love :3 is ^.^ nyot love +^w^ Which >_> awtews when ^.^ it alteration xDD finds, +Ow xDD bends with OwO the ^-^ wemuvw ^-^ to remove. +:3 O no, ^.^ it :3 is OwO an xDD evew-fixed mark +:33 That looks uWu on tempests ÚwÚ and :3 is never >_> shaken; +^w^ It :3 is OwO the star ^-^ to every uWu wand'wing bark, +uWu Whose worth's :33 unknyown, although his >_< height >w< be taken. +Love's ^.^ nyot Time's fool, >w< though ^-^ wosy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks +xDD Within his bending sickwe's ^w^ compass xDD come, +^-^ Wuv >_> awtews ^.^ nyot with his bwief ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and weeks, +But uWu beaws ^.^ it >_< out x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of UwU doom: +>w< If :3 this >w< be error ÚwÚ and x3 upon me proved, +I never ^w^ wwit, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew ÚwÚ wuvd. + + +uWu 117 +:33 Accuse me thus, UwU that I ^.^ have scanted aww, +OwO Whewein I shouwd >_> youw gweat :3 desewts wepay, +Fowgot x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; deawest love ^-^ to ^-^ caww, +xDD Wheweto >w< aww ÚwÚ bonds ^-^ do OwO tie me :3 day uWu by day, +:33 That I ^.^ have frequent >_< been with uWu unknyown uWu minds, +And >w< given ^-^ to UwU time >_> youw >_> own xDD deaw-puwchased >_< wight, +:33 That I ^.^ have >_> hoisted sail ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 winds +^w^ Which shouwd >w< twanspowt me uWu fawthest ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ sight. +ÚwÚ Book uWu both my wiwfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ewwows down, +And uWu on ^.^ just >_> pwoof >w< suwmise, accumulate, +>_< Bwing me within OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwown, +But >_> shoot ^.^ nyot at me in >_> youw wakened >_< hate: +x3 Since my appeal :33 says I >_> did ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv +The constancy ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw wuv. + + +UwU 118 +;;w;; Wike as ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 appetite ^-^ mowe keen +x3 With OwO eagew >_< compounds ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 pawate urge, +UwU As ^-^ to >w< pwevent ^-^ ouw UwU mawadies ;;w;; unseen, +We >w< sicken ^-^ to :3 shun sicknyess when ^-^ we purge. +>_< Even OwO so being :33 fuww >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; nye'ew-cwoying xDD sweetnyess, +ÚwÚ To :33 bittew sauces >_> did I fwame my feeding; +And uWu sick >_> of :3 wewfawe ;;w;; found :3 a >w< kind >_> of meetness, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ diseased ewe UwU that there ÚwÚ was OwO twue :33 nyeeding. +ÚwÚ Thus powicy in love x3 t' xDD anticipate +The >w< iwws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ gwew ^-^ to faults assured, +And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >w< medicinye :3 a heawthfuw OwO state +^w^ Which :3 wank >_> of xDD goodnyess would uWu by i-iww >w< be >_< cuwed. +But ^.^ thence I learn ÚwÚ and find OwO the lesson true, +OwO Dwugs :3 poison him UwU that OwO so feiw uWu sick >_> of you. + + +;;w;; 119 +What >_> potions ^.^ have I dwunk >_> of ÚwÚ Siwen ;;w;; teaws +^-^ Distiwwed ^-^ fwom limbecks ;;w;; fouw as heww ÚwÚ within, +Applying ^-^ feaws ^-^ to hopes, ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to uWu feaws, +OwO Stiww >w< wosing when I ^-^ saw my uWu sewf ^-^ to ^-^ win! +What wwetched ewwows ;;w;; hath my OwO heawt committed, +>w< Whiwst ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought ^.^ it uWu sewf OwO so bwessed >w< nyevew! +OwO How ^.^ have >_< minye eyes >_< out >_> of theiw ;;w;; sphewes >_< been >_< fitted +UwU In OwO the distwaction >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ madding fever! +:3 O benefit >_> of iww, :3 nyow I find OwO twue +:33 That better ;;w;; is, uWu by evil still :3 made ^w^ bettew. +And ^w^ wuinyed love when ^.^ it :3 is built >_< anyew +UwU Gwows ^-^ faiwew than at :33 fiwst, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, :3 faw ^-^ gweatew. +^w^ So I xDD wetuwn x3 webuked ^-^ to my >_< content, +And >_< gain uWu by >w< iwws ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have >w< spent. + + +^w^ 120 +:33 That you ;;w;; wewe UwU once UwU unkind befwiends me nyow, +And uWu fow UwU that xDD sowwow, ;;w;; which I then >_> did x3 feew, +uWu Nyeeds >w< must I uWu undew my transgression >_< bow, +>_< Unwess my OwO nyewves ;;w;; wewe brass ^w^ ow hammered :3 steew. +>_< Fow ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu by my unkindness shaken +UwU As I uWu by xDD youws, OwO y'have x3 passed :3 a heww >_> of UwU time, +And I :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ have nyo :3 weisuwe :3 taken +ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh how UwU once I x3 suffewed in >_> youw crime. +:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw night >_> of >_> woe UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ wemembewed +UwU My x3 deepest :33 sense, how ^-^ hawd OwO twue UwU sowwow >w< hits, +And >_> soon ^-^ to you, as you ^-^ to me then tendered +The humbwe ^-^ sawve, ;;w;; which >_< wounded >_< bosoms OwO fits! +But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass :3 nyow >_< becomes :3 a uWu fee, +Minye ^.^ wansoms xDD youws, ÚwÚ and x3 youws >w< must >_< wansom >_> me. + + +^w^ 121 +^.^ 'Tis better ^-^ to >w< be :3 viwe than :3 viwe x3 esteemed, +When ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ be, receives >_> wepwoach >_> of being, +And OwO the ^.^ just ^w^ pweasuwe lost, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so ^w^ deemed, +:3 Nyot uWu by ^-^ ouw feewing, uWu but uWu by >_> othews' uWu seeing. +>_< Fow x3 why shouwd >_> othews' false :33 aduwtewate eyes +>w< Give sawutation ^-^ to my uWu spowtive blood? +Ow uWu on my frailties x3 why awe frailer >_< spies, +^w^ Which in theiw wills ;;w;; count OwO bad what I ÚwÚ think :3 good? +No, I x3 am UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU that ^w^ wevew +^.^ At my uWu abuses, reckon OwO up theiw own, +I ^-^ may >w< be straight >w< though uWu they themsewves >w< be bevew; +By theiw :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, my deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be shown +>_< Unwess :3 this ^w^ genyewaw evil uWu they ÚwÚ maintain, +^-^ Aww x3 men awe OwO bad ÚwÚ and in theiw >_< badnyess OwO weign. + + +ÚwÚ 122 +x3 Thy ^-^ gift, >w< thy ÚwÚ tabwes, awe within my bwain +>w< Fuww >_> chawactewed with ÚwÚ wasting memory, +^w^ Which uWu shaww :33 abuv UwU that :33 idwe :3 wank >_< wemain +Beyond >w< aww ^-^ date x3 even ^-^ to eternity. +Ow at OwO the >_> weast, OwO so wong as bwain ÚwÚ and OwO heawt +>_< Have facuwty uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to ^-^ subsist, +;;w;; Tiww OwO each ^-^ to xDD wazed obwivion ÚwÚ yiewd his part +x3 Of ^.^ thee, >w< thy ÚwÚ wecowd never can >w< be OwO missed: +:33 That UwU poow wetention :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_< howd, +Nyow :3 nyeed I OwO tawwies >w< thy dear love ^-^ to score, +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was I bold, +ÚwÚ To xDD twust x3 those xDD tabwes UwU that weceive ÚwÚ thee mowe: +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO an adjunct ^-^ to wemembew ÚwÚ thee +Were ^-^ to :3 impowt ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess in >_> me. + + +^-^ 123 +Nyo! Time, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot boast UwU that I ^-^ do change, +x3 Thy x3 pywamids built OwO up with ÚwÚ nyewew UwU might +ÚwÚ To me awe nyothing >_> nyuvw, nyothing stwange, +^.^ They awe uWu but dressings x3 Of :3 a fowmew sight: +Our :33 dates awe brief, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ we admiwe, +What :3 thou OwO dost foist x3 upon OwO us UwU that :3 is >_> owd, +And wathew ^-^ make them :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desiwe, +>w< Than ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ we before ^.^ have heard them >_> towd: +x3 Thy >_< wegistews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I uWu both defy, +:3 Nyot >_> wond'wing at OwO the >w< pwesent, :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ past, +>_< Fow >w< thy records, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we UwU see doth >_< wie, +^w^ Made ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less uWu by >w< thy continyuaw >_< haste: +:3 This I ^-^ do x3 vow ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ be, +I uWu wiww >w< be OwO twue UwU despite >w< thy UwU scythe ÚwÚ and thee. + + +:3 124 +>w< If my dear love ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of state, +^w^ It UwU might uWu fow Fowtunye's xDD bastawd >w< be unfathewed, +UwU As :33 subject ^-^ to >w< time's love ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< time's ^.^ hate, +Weeds UwU among xDD weeds, ^w^ ow >_> fwowews with >_> fwowews gathered. +:3 Nyo ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ buiwded :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 accident, +^w^ It >w< suffews ^.^ nyot in :33 smiwing uWu pomp, :3 nyow ^.^ fawws +^.^ Undew OwO the blow >_> of ^-^ thwawwed :33 discontent, +xDD Wheweto th' x3 inviting UwU time ^-^ ouw ^.^ fashion UwU cawws: +^w^ It ^-^ feaws ^.^ nyot powicy UwU that heretic, +^w^ Which ^w^ wowks uWu on :33 weases >_> of showt-nyumbewed >_> houws, +But >w< aww :3 awonye ^-^ stands ;;w;; hugewy politic, +:33 That ^.^ it :3 nyow grows with ÚwÚ heat, :3 nyow drowns with showers. +ÚwÚ To :3 this I witness caww OwO the fools >_> of UwU time, +^w^ Which die uWu fow goodness, ^-^ who ^.^ have :33 wived uWu fow crime. + + +125 +Were't >w< aught ^-^ to me I ^-^ bowe OwO the canopy, +x3 With my >_< extewn OwO the >_> outwawd honouring, +Ow >_> waid gweat :33 bases uWu fow uWu etewnyity, +^w^ Which proves ^-^ mowe ^-^ showt than ^.^ waste ^w^ ow ruining? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot uWu seen dwewwews uWu on fowm ÚwÚ and :3 favouw +^w^ Wose aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu by paying xDD too >w< much rent +>_< Fow compound >w< sweet; UwU fowgoing ÚwÚ simpwe >w< savouw, +Pitifuw thrivers in theiw UwU gazing UwU spent? +No, let me >w< be ^w^ obsequious in >w< thy xDD heawt, +And UwU take :3 thou my >_> obwation, UwU poow uWu but ^.^ fwee, +^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD mixed with >_< seconds, knows nyo :3 awt, +But OwO mutuaw UwU wendew, only me uWu fow thee. +ÚwÚ Hence, :3 thou suborned infowmew, :3 a OwO twue ^w^ souw +When UwU most ;;w;; impeached, ^-^ stands :33 weast in >w< thy control. + + +^w^ 126 +:3 O :3 thou my UwU wuvwy :3 boy ^-^ who in >w< thy :33 powew, +Dost howd Time's OwO fickwe :3 gwass his OwO fickwe xDD houw: +OwO Who x3 hast uWu by OwO wanying uWu gwown, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ;;w;; show'st, +x3 Thy lovers withewing, as >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ gwow'st. +>w< If :3 Nyatuwe (sovereign ^w^ mistwess xDD uvw uWu wwack) +UwU As :3 thou ^w^ goest onwawds still uWu wiww xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, +She >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this >_< puwpose, UwU that xDD hew >_> skiww +May UwU time UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ and wwetched minutes kill. +>_> Yet ;;w;; feaw xDD hew :3 O :3 thou :3 minyion >_> of xDD hew pweasuwe, +She ^-^ may ^.^ detain, uWu but ^.^ nyot still ^-^ keep xDD hew tweasuwe! +Her >w< audit (though delayed) answewed >w< must ^.^ be, +And xDD hew uWu quietus :3 is ^-^ to render thee. + + +xDD 127 +UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd :3 age bwack ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu counted :33 faiw, +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ bowe ^.^ nyot beauty's nyame: +But :3 nyow :3 is bwack beauty's ^w^ successive heir, +And x3 beauty swandewed with :3 a xDD bastawd shame, +>_< Fow >_< since OwO each hand ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on nature's :33 powew, +Fairing OwO the ;;w;; fouw with art's false OwO bowwowed ;;w;; face, +^.^ Sweet x3 beauty ;;w;; hath nyo name nyo holy xDD bowew, +But :3 is profaned, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. +OwO Thewefowe my x3 mistwess' eyes awe raven :3 bwack, +Her eyes OwO so suited, ÚwÚ and uWu they mouwnyews seem, +^.^ At such ^-^ who ^.^ nyot :3 bown fair nyo x3 beauty >_< wack, +Swandewing ^-^ cweation with :3 a false ;;w;; esteem, +>_> Yet OwO so uWu they mourn becoming >_> of theiw x3 woe, +:33 That every :33 tongue :33 says x3 beauty shouwd ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. + + +128 +OwO How ^w^ oft when thou, my OwO music, music pway'st, +:3 Upon UwU that bwessed >_> wood uWu whose motion x3 sounds +x3 With >w< thy ^w^ sweet fingers when :3 thou gently ÚwÚ sway'st +The ^-^ wiwy xDD concowd UwU that >_< minye ear confounds, +Do I >_< envy x3 those xDD jacks UwU that nimble leap, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< tendew >_< inwawd >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +>w< Whiwst my UwU poow lips ;;w;; which shouwd UwU that hawvest x3 weap, +^.^ At OwO the wood's :3 bowdnyess uWu by ÚwÚ thee :33 bwushing :3 stand. +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tickwed uWu they would >_> change theiw OwO state +And ;;w;; situation with x3 those ^-^ dancing chips, +uWu O'ew xDD whom >w< thy fingers ÚwÚ wawk with gentwe ^-^ gait, +:33 Making UwU dead >_> wood ^-^ mowe bwest than :3 wiving wips, +x3 Since ;;w;; saucy xDD jacks OwO so x3 happy awe in this, +>w< Give them >w< thy ^w^ fingews, me >w< thy lips ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. + + +^w^ 129 +^-^ Th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of spirit in :3 a ^.^ waste >_> of ÚwÚ shame +^-^ Is wust in x3 action, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww x3 action, wust +^-^ Is ;;w;; pewjuwed, muwd'wous, bwoody :33 fuww >_> of blame, +UwU Savage, extweme, rude, cruel, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twust, +xDD Enjoyed nyo sooner uWu but despised stwaight, +>_< Past reason ^.^ hunted, ÚwÚ and nyo sooner xDD had +>_< Past reason hated as :3 a swawwowed bait, +uWu On OwO puwpose >_> waid ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu takew ^w^ mad. +>_> Mad in uWu puwsuit ÚwÚ and in UwU possession so, +Had, ^-^ having, ÚwÚ and in OwO quest, ^-^ to ^.^ have extweme, +OwO A bliss in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and proved, :3 a vewy x3 woe, +Before :3 a ^.^ joy :3 pwoposed >_> behind :3 a ^-^ dweam. +^-^ Aww :3 this OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows ÚwÚ yet UwU nyonye knows well, +ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the >w< heaven UwU that weads x3 men ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ heww. + + +>_> 130 +UwU My x3 mistwess' eyes awe nyothing >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, +Cowaw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe red, than xDD hew lips red, +>w< If snyow >w< be >_< white, x3 why then xDD hew :33 bweasts awe ^.^ dun: +>w< If ^w^ haiws >w< be :33 wiwes, bwack ^-^ wiwes gwow uWu on xDD hew >_> head: +I ^.^ have uWu seen >w< woses ^.^ damasked, wed ÚwÚ and >_< white, +But nyo such >w< woses UwU see I in xDD hew :33 cheeks, +And in >w< some ^.^ pewfumes :3 is there ^-^ mowe >w< dewight, +>w< Than in OwO the >_> bweath UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess ^w^ weeks. +I love ^-^ to hear xDD hew ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww I >w< knyow, +:33 That music ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 faw ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing ;;w;; sound: +I gwant I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 goddess ÚwÚ go, +UwU My ^w^ mistwess when ^.^ she walks :33 tweads uWu on OwO the ground. +And ÚwÚ yet uWu by >w< heaven I ÚwÚ think my love as wawe, +UwU As ^-^ any ^.^ she belied with false compawe. + + +UwU 131 +Thou art as tywannyous, OwO so as :3 thou :3 awt, +UwU As x3 those uWu whose ^-^ beauties >w< pwoudwy ^-^ make them >_> cwuew; +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ to my dear doting OwO heawt +Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ÚwÚ and UwU most pwecious :33 jewew. +>_> Yet in good :3 faith >w< some uWu say UwU that ÚwÚ thee uWu behowd, +x3 Thy ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ make love OwO gwoan; +ÚwÚ To uWu say uWu they ^-^ eww, I dare ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so bold, +UwU Awthough I uWu sweaw ^.^ it ^-^ to my uWu sewf awonye. +And ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot false I sweaw, +OwO A ^w^ thousand groans uWu but >w< thinking uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, +>_< Onye uWu on x3 anyothew's neck ^-^ do witness bear +x3 Thy bwack :3 is ÚwÚ faiwest in my uWu judgment's :3 pwace. +UwU In nyothing art :3 thou bwack :33 save in >w< thy >_< deeds, +And ^.^ thence :3 this :3 swandew as I ÚwÚ think UwU pwoceeds. + + +132 +>_< Thinye eyes I love, ÚwÚ and uWu they as ^-^ pitying uWu me, +:33 Knyowing >w< thy OwO heawt >_> towment me with :3 disdain, +>_< Have >w< put uWu on :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and :33 woving mouwnyews ^.^ be, +OwO Wooking with pwetty ^.^ wuth x3 upon my >w< pain. +And ^.^ twuwy ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven +>_< Bettew >_< becomes OwO the :3 gwey x3 cheeks >_> of OwO the east, +Nyow UwU that :33 fuww star UwU that ushers in OwO the x3 even +^-^ Doth half UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to OwO the :33 sobew west +UwU As x3 those two ÚwÚ mouwnying eyes ÚwÚ become >w< thy face: +:3 O let ^.^ it then as ;;w;; weww beseem >w< thy OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To mourn uWu fow me >_< since ÚwÚ mouwnying doth ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, +And suit >w< thy ^-^ pity >_< wike in every pawt. +;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu sweaw x3 beauty x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 bwack, +And >w< aww uWu they ;;w;; fouw UwU that >w< thy complexion wack. + + +^.^ 133 +UwU Beshwew UwU that OwO heawt UwU that makes my OwO heawt ^-^ to >_> gwoan +>_< Fow UwU that ^-^ deep x3 wound ^.^ it gives my fwiend ÚwÚ and me; +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me xDD awonye, +But ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD swavewy my sweet'st fwiend >w< must x3 be? +>w< Me ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf >w< thy x3 cwuew eye ;;w;; hath >w< taken, +And my next uWu sewf :3 thou x3 hawdew x3 hast engwossed, +x3 Of ^w^ him, my ;;w;; sewf, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I x3 am ÚwÚ fowsaken, +OwO A >_> towment ÚwÚ thwice xDD thwee-fowd ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< be cwossed: +Prison my OwO heawt in >w< thy >_< steew ÚwÚ bosom's UwU wawd, +But then my UwU fwiend's OwO heawt let my UwU poow OwO heawt bail, +>_> Whoe'ew >_< keeps uWu me, let my OwO heawt >w< be his ^-^ guawd, +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then ;;w;; use wigouw in my gaow. +And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I being pent in ^.^ thee, +Pewfowce x3 am UwU thinye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is in >_> me. + + +134 +^w^ So :3 nyow I ^.^ have >w< confessed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is thinye, +And I my uWu sewf x3 am mortgaged ^-^ to >w< thy wiww, +UwU My uWu sewf I'll forfeit, OwO so UwU that uWu othew ÚwÚ minye, +Thou xDD wiwt restore ^-^ to >w< be my comfort stiww: +But :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ fwee, +>_< Fow :3 thou art covetous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is kind, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ weawnyed uWu but suwety-wike ^-^ to wwite uWu fow uWu me, +^.^ Undew UwU that bond UwU that him as :33 fist doth >w< bind. +The ;;w;; statute >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU take, +Thou xDD usuwew UwU that put'st :3 fowth >w< aww ^-^ to use, +And >w< sue :3 a OwO fwiend, came UwU debtow uWu fow my UwU sake, +^w^ So him I wose OwO thwough my UwU unkind UwU abuse. +:3 Him ^.^ have I lost, :3 thou x3 hast uWu both him ÚwÚ and uWu me, +ÚwÚ He OwO pays OwO the whole, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am I ^.^ nyot xDD fwee. + + +^w^ 135 +x3 Whoevew ;;w;; hath xDD hew OwO wish, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww, +And :33 'Wiww' ^-^ to xDD boot, ÚwÚ and :33 'Wiww' in :3 uvw-pwus, +Mowe than enough x3 am I UwU that uWu vex ÚwÚ thee stiww, +ÚwÚ To >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu wiww :33 making >w< addition OwO thus. +uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu whose uWu wiww :3 is uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, +:3 Nyot UwU once OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to hide my uWu wiww in thine? +:33 Shaww uWu wiww in ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ seem ^.^ wight ^-^ gwacious, +And in my uWu wiww nyo fair acceptance shine? +The ÚwÚ sea >w< aww ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ yet receives ;;w;; wain stiww, +And in abundance ;;w;; addeth ^-^ to his store, +^w^ So :3 thou being rich in uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >w< thy uWu wiww +>_< Onye uWu wiww >_> of >_< minye ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy uWu wawge uWu wiww more. +>_> Wet nyo UwU unkind, nyo fair ^-^ beseechews ;;w;; kiww, +:33 Think >w< aww uWu but one, ÚwÚ and me in UwU that ^-^ onye 'Wiww.' + + +^w^ 136 +>w< If >w< thy ^w^ souw >_< check ÚwÚ thee UwU that I come OwO so uWu nyeaw, +OwO Sweaw ^-^ to >w< thy uWu bwind ^w^ souw UwU that I ÚwÚ was >w< thy :3 'Wiww', +And uWu wiww >w< thy ^w^ souw knows :3 is ;;w;; admitted there, +ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw uWu fow love, my ^w^ wuv-suit ^w^ sweet :3 fuwfiw. +:3 'Wiww', uWu wiww fuwfiw OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy love, +>w< Ay, fiww ^.^ it :33 fuww with wills, ÚwÚ and my uWu wiww one, +UwU In >w< things >_> of gweat ^-^ weceipt with UwU case ^-^ we :3 pwuv, +x3 Among :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ onye :3 is xDD weckonyed none. +;;w;; Then in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew let me xDD pass ^w^ untowd, +^-^ Though in >w< thy store's >_< account I ^-^ onye >w< must ^.^ be, +>_< Fow nyothing howd uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee >_< howd, +:33 That nyothing uWu me, :3 a xDD something ^w^ sweet ^-^ to thee. +UwU Make uWu but my name >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and love UwU that stiww, +And then :3 thou lov'st me uWu fow my name :3 is Will. + + +:33 137 +Thou uWu bwind OwO foow UwU Wuv, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ to >_< minye >_> eyes, +:33 That uWu they >w< behowd ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ nyot what uWu they see? +^.^ They xDD knyow what x3 beauty ;;w;; is, UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 wies, +>_> Yet what OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, UwU take OwO the wowst ^-^ to UwU be. +>w< If eyes corrupt uWu by OwO uvw-pawtiaw >w< wooks, +Be :33 anchowed in OwO the :33 bay xDD whewe >w< aww x3 men ride, +UwU Why >_> of ;;w;; eyes' :3 fawsehood x3 hast :3 thou forged ^-^ hooks, +xDD Wheweto OwO the ÚwÚ judgment >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ tied? +UwU Why shouwd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 a uWu sevewaw pwot, +^w^ Which my OwO heawt knows OwO the ^-^ wide world's ^w^ common :3 pwace? +Ow >_< minye eyes >_< seeing this, uWu say :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To >w< put fair >w< twuth x3 upon OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a face? +UwU In >w< things ^.^ wight OwO twue my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and eyes ^.^ have ewwed, +And ^-^ to :3 this false pwague awe uWu they :3 nyow transferred. + + +:3 138 +When my love >_< sweaws UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 made >_> of truth, +I ^-^ do believe xDD hew >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 wies, +:33 That ^.^ she UwU might ÚwÚ think me >w< some ÚwÚ untutowed youth, +Unweawnyed in OwO the world's false subtleties. +ÚwÚ Thus OwO vainwy >w< thinking UwU that ^.^ she OwO thinks me young, +UwU Awthough ^.^ she knows my >_< days awe ÚwÚ past OwO the best, +Simpwy I ÚwÚ cwedit xDD hew fawse-speaking tongue, +uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ;;w;; thus :3 is ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth suppressed: +But xDD whewefowe :33 says ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^.^ she :3 is xDD unjust? +And xDD whewefowe uWu say ^.^ nyot I UwU that I x3 am xDD owd? +:3 O ^-^ wuv's :33 best :33 habit :3 is in seeming twust, +And :3 age in love, loves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have years towd. +OwO Thewefowe I lie with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she with uWu me, +And in ^-^ ouw faults uWu by :3 wies ^-^ we flattered UwU be. + + +>_> 139 +:3 O caww ^.^ nyot me ^-^ to >_> justify OwO the ^.^ wwong, +:33 That >w< thy unkindness lays x3 upon my xDD heawt, +^-^ Wound me ^.^ nyot with UwU thinye eye uWu but with >w< thy tongue, +;;w;; Use power with :33 powew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway me ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 awt, +>_> Teww me :3 thou lov'st ;;w;; ewsewhewe; uWu but in my ^-^ sight, +UwU Deaw OwO heawt uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to OwO gwance UwU thinye eye :33 aside, +What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou x3 wound with ÚwÚ cunnying when >w< thy UwU might +^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than my o'ewpwessed :3 defence can xDD bide? +>_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse ^.^ thee, ^w^ ah my love ;;w;; weww knows, +Her pwetty looks ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye ;;w;; enyemies, +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns my uWu foes, +:33 That uWu they ewsewhewe UwU might ^w^ dawt theiw :3 injuwies: +>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, uWu but >_< since I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw slain, +Kiww me outwight with >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wid my >w< pain. + + +140 +Be xDD wise as :3 thou art cruel, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot press +UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied >_< patience with xDD too >w< much uWu disdain: +Lest UwU sowwow lend me uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wowds express, +The manner >_> of my :3 pity-wanting >w< pain. +>w< If I UwU might teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ wit better ^.^ it OwO wewe, +^-^ Though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ yet love ^-^ to tell me so, +UwU As ÚwÚ testy uWu sick x3 men when theiw deaths >w< be uWu nyeaw, +:3 Nyo UwU nyews uWu but OwO heawth ^-^ fwom theiw :3 physicians know. +>_< Fow ^-^ if I shouwd ^.^ despaiw I shouwd gwow >_< mad, +And in my UwU madnyess UwU might speak i-iww >_> of ^.^ thee, +Nyow :3 this uWu iww-wwesting x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so :33 bad, +>_> Mad slanderers uWu by mad ears ;;w;; bewieved UwU be. +:33 That I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be so, :3 nyow :3 thou belied, +Beaw UwU thinye eyes stwaight, >w< though >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO heawt >w< go >w< wide. + + +^-^ 141 +UwU In :3 faith I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee with >_< minye >_> eyes, +>_< Fow uWu they in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ thousand ewwows nyote, +But 'tis my OwO heawt UwU that loves what uWu they xDD despise, +OwO Who in UwU despite >_> of view :3 is ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to dote. +Nyow awe >_< minye cars with >w< thy tongue's xDD tunye ÚwÚ dewighted, +Nyow >w< tendew feeling ^-^ to base UwU touches pwonye, +Nyow taste, :3 nyow xDD smeww, desiwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ invited +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 sensuaw feast with ÚwÚ thee awonye: +But my five wits, :3 nyow my five UwU senses can +>_> Dissuade ^-^ onye foowish OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewving ^.^ thee, +OwO Who leaves x3 unswayed OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a man, +x3 Thy >_> pwoud ^w^ heawt's ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and vassaw ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ to xDD be: +>_> Onwy my pwague ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; count my gain, +:33 That ^.^ she UwU that makes me uWu sin, awards me >w< pain. + + +^.^ 142 +^-^ Wuv :3 is my uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< thy dear :3 viwtue ^.^ hate, +;;w;; Hate >_> of my uWu sin, grounded uWu on sinful woving, +:3 O uWu but with ÚwÚ minye, compawe :3 thou UwU thinye >_> own state, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ it merits ^.^ nyot uWu wepwoving, +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 those lips >_> of thinye, +:33 That ^.^ have ^w^ pwofanyed theiw uWu scawwet ornaments, +And ;;w;; seawed false ÚwÚ bonds >_> of love as ^w^ oft as ÚwÚ minye, +Wobbed >_> othews' beds' revenues >_> of theiw >_< wents. +Be ^.^ it lawful I love ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou lov'st ^-^ those, +x3 Whom UwU thinye eyes ^w^ woo as >_< minye >_< impowtunye ^.^ thee, +OwO Woot ^-^ pity in >w< thy OwO heawt UwU that when ^.^ it gwows, +x3 Thy ^-^ pity ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to ^w^ pitied UwU be. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ have what :3 thou OwO dost >_> hide, +By ^.^ sewf-exampwe uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ denyied. + + +143 +Lo as :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw huswife runs ^-^ to ^.^ catch, +>_< Onye >_> of xDD hew uWu feathewed cweatuwes x3 bwoke ^w^ away, +^w^ Sets ;;w;; down xDD hew ;;w;; babe ÚwÚ and makes >w< aww swift uWu dispatch +UwU In uWu puwsuit >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she would ^.^ have >_< stay: +>w< Whiwst xDD hew uWu nyegwected >w< chiwd howds xDD hew in x3 chase, +^.^ Cwies ^-^ to catch xDD hew uWu whose busy cawe :3 is ^-^ bent, +ÚwÚ To follow UwU that ;;w;; which flies before xDD hew face: +:3 Nyot prizing xDD hew UwU poow infant's discontent; +^w^ So wun'st :3 thou aftew UwU that ;;w;; which flies ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +>w< Whiwst I >w< thy ;;w;; babe ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ afaw ^.^ behind, +But ^-^ if :3 thou catch >w< thy >w< hope xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to :3 me: +And xDD pway OwO the >_> mothew's UwU pawt, ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, >w< be OwO kind. +^w^ So uWu wiww I pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have >w< thy :3 Wiww, +>w< If :3 thou xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and my loud cwying ^.^ stiww. + + +^.^ 144 +>w< Two loves I ^.^ have >_> of comfort ÚwÚ and >_> despaiw, +^w^ Which >_< wike two uWu spiwits ^-^ do suggest me stiww, +The better :3 angew :3 is :3 a man ^.^ wight x3 faiw: +The ^-^ wowsew spirit :3 a ^-^ woman cowouwed ill. +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win me >_> soon ^-^ to heww my female :33 eviw, +>w< Tempteth my better :3 angew ^-^ fwom my >w< side, +And would corrupt my uWu saint ^-^ to >w< be :3 a devil: +ÚwÚ Wooing his x3 puwity with xDD hew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ pwide. +And whethew UwU that my :3 angew >w< be ;;w;; tuwnyed ÚwÚ fiend, +ÚwÚ Suspect I >w< may, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot :33 diwectwy >_< teww, +But being uWu both ^-^ fwom me uWu both ^-^ to OwO each OwO fwiend, +I ^.^ guess ^-^ onye :3 angew in x3 anyothew's ÚwÚ heww. +>_> Yet :3 this uWu shaww I :33 nye'ew xDD knyow uWu but live in UwU doubt, +;;w;; Tiww my OwO bad :3 angew x3 fiwe my good ^-^ onye >_< out. + + +:33 145 +Those lips UwU that Love's >_> own hand >_> did >_> make, +OwO Bweathed :3 fowth OwO the :33 sound UwU that ^w^ said OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', +ÚwÚ To me UwU that >w< wanguished uWu fow xDD hew sake: +But when ^.^ she ^-^ saw my :3 woefuw state, +:33 Stwaight in xDD hew OwO heawt >_> did UwU mewcy xDD come, +UwU Chiding UwU that :33 tongue UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; sweet, +>_> Was used in giving gentwe UwU doom: +And ^w^ taught ^.^ it ;;w;; thus >_< anyew ^-^ to uWu gweet: +OwO 'I x3 hate' ^.^ she altered with OwO an end, +:33 That ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ it as gentwe day, +^-^ Doth follow night ^-^ who >_< wike :3 a x3 fiend +From >w< heaven ^-^ to heww :3 is :3 fwown >_> away. +OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', ^-^ fwom UwU hate away ^.^ she UwU thwew, +And :33 saved my life ^.^ saying :33 'nyot :3 you'. + + +>_> 146 +OwO Poow ^w^ souw OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of my sinful :3 eawth, +UwU My sinful :3 eawth ^.^ these rebel >w< powews awway, +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou pinye within ÚwÚ and suffer uWu deawth +Painting >w< thy >_> outwawd >_< wawws OwO so costly ÚwÚ gay? +UwU Why OwO so uWu wawge uWu cost having OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a >_< wease, +Dost :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy fading UwU mansion UwU spend? +:33 Shaww worms ^.^ inhewitows >_> of :3 this ^-^ excess +x3 Eat OwO up >w< thy :33 chawge? :3 is :3 this >w< thy body's :33 end? +;;w;; Then ^w^ souw live :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy servant's loss, +And let UwU that pinye ^-^ to aggravate >w< thy store; +>_> Buy >_> tewms >_< divinye in >w< sewwing ^w^ houws >_> of dross; +xDD Within >w< be fed, ^-^ without >w< be rich nyo :3 mowe, +^w^ So uWu shaww :3 thou :33 feed uWu on >_< death, UwU that feeds uWu on ^-^ men, +And death UwU once OwO dead, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ dying xDD then. + + +^-^ 147 +UwU My love :3 is as :3 a fever wonging stiww, +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wongew xDD nyuwseth OwO the disease, +Feeding uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which doth OwO pwesewve OwO the iww, +^-^ Th' uncewtain sickly :3 appetite ^-^ to pwease: +UwU My reason OwO the physician ^-^ to my love, +^-^ Angwy UwU that his prescriptions awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept +;;w;; Hath weft uWu me, ÚwÚ and I desperate :3 nyow UwU appwuv, +:3 Desiwe :3 is >_< death, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ physic >_> did ^w^ except. +>_< Past cure I OwO am, :3 nyow reason :3 is ÚwÚ past cawe, +And frantic-mad with xDD evewmowe >_< unwest, +UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and my :3 discouwse as mad xDD men's awe, +^.^ At random ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< twuth OwO vainwy UwU expwessed. +>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee :33 bwight, +OwO Who art as bwack as >_< heww, as dark as ^-^ nyight. + + +^w^ 148 +:3 O UwU me! what eyes ;;w;; hath love >w< put in my uWu head, +^w^ Which ^.^ have nyo cowwespondence with OwO twue ^-^ sight, +Ow ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, xDD whewe :3 is my ÚwÚ judgment >w< fwed, +:33 That ÚwÚ censuwes falsely what uWu they UwU see UwU awight? +>w< If UwU that >w< be fair xDD wheweon my false eyes dote, +What :3 means OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, then love doth ;;w;; weww denyote, +Love's eye :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue as >w< aww men's: no, +OwO How can it? :3 O how can ^-^ wuv's eye >w< be true, +:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> vexed with watching ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ teaws? +:3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though I >_> mistake my OwO view, +The >_< sun ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> sees ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven clears. +:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying love, with ;;w;; teaws :3 thou :33 keep'st me :3 bwind, +Lest eyes weww-seeing >w< thy ;;w;; fouw faults shouwd >_< find. + + +ÚwÚ 149 +OwO Canst :3 thou :3 O cruel, uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, +When I x3 against my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ thee pawtake? +Do I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee when I ;;w;; fowgot +OwO Am >_> of my ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; aww-tywant, uWu fow >w< thy >_< sake? +OwO Who hateth ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^-^ do caww my OwO fwiend, +uWu On xDD whom frown'st :3 thou UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn OwO upon, +Nyay ^-^ if :3 thou uWu wouw'st uWu on me ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot uWu spend +^w^ Wevenge x3 upon my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ pwesent moan? +What merit ^-^ do I in my uWu sewf :33 wespect, +:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> pwoud >w< thy service ^-^ to xDD despise, +When >w< aww my :33 best doth wowship >w< thy >w< defect, +;;w;; Commanded uWu by OwO the motion >_> of UwU thinye :3 eyes? +But love UwU hate uWu on uWu fow :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy UwU mind, +Those UwU that can UwU see :3 thou :33 wov'st, ÚwÚ and I x3 am blind. + + +^.^ 150 +:3 O ^-^ fwom what power x3 hast :3 thou :3 this >w< powewfuw OwO might, +x3 With >_> insufficiency my OwO heawt ^-^ to sway, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ give OwO the lie ^-^ to my OwO twue ^-^ sight, +And uWu sweaw UwU that bwightnyess doth ^.^ nyot OwO gwace OwO the day? +>_> Whence x3 hast :3 thou :3 this becoming >_> of >w< things iww, +:33 That in OwO the vewy ^w^ wefuse >_> of >w< thy >_< deeds, +Thewe :3 is such OwO stwength ÚwÚ and wawwantise >_> of skill, +:33 That in my :33 mind >w< thy wowst >w< aww :33 best >w< exceeds? +OwO Who ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, +The ^-^ mowe I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ just cause >_> of ^.^ hate? +:3 O >w< though I love what ÚwÚ othews ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, +x3 With ÚwÚ othews :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ abhow my state. +>w< If >w< thy :3 unwowthinyess raised love in uWu me, +Mowe >w< wowthy I ^-^ to >w< be bewuvd >_> of thee. + + +^.^ 151 +^-^ Wuv :3 is xDD too x3 young ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; is, +>_> Yet ^-^ who knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 bown >_> of love? +;;w;; Then gentwe >_< cheatew :3 uwge ^.^ nyot my amiss, +Lest OwO guiwty >_> of my faults >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >_< pwuv. +>_< Fow :3 thou betraying uWu me, I ^-^ do :33 betway +UwU My nobler part ^-^ to my :3 gwoss body's tweason, +UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell my ÚwÚ body UwU that ^.^ he >w< may, +:33 Twiumph in love, ^.^ fwesh ^w^ stays nyo farther reason, +But x3 wising at >w< thy name doth point >_< out ^.^ thee, +UwU As his triumphant prize, >_> pwoud >_> of :3 this :33 pwide, +ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO contented >w< thy UwU poow dwudge ^-^ to ^.^ be, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand in >w< thy affaiws, ^-^ faww uWu by >w< thy xDD side. +:3 Nyo UwU want >_> of ;;w;; conscience howd ^.^ it UwU that I ^-^ caww, +Her love, uWu fow uWu whose dear love I xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO faww. + + +:3 152 +UwU In :33 woving ÚwÚ thee :3 thou uWu knyow'st I x3 am xDD fowswown, +But :3 thou art ^w^ twice >_> fowswown ^-^ to me love swearing, +UwU In ^.^ act >w< thy ÚwÚ bed-vow x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and OwO nyew :3 faith ;;w;; town, +UwU In ^.^ vowing OwO nyew UwU hate aftew OwO nyew love >_< beawing: +But x3 why >_> of two ÚwÚ oaths' :33 bweach ^-^ do I :3 accuse ^.^ thee, +When I >_< bweak twenty? I x3 am xDD pewjuwed ÚwÚ most, +>_< Fow >w< aww my >_< vows awe oaths uWu but ^-^ to misuse ÚwÚ thee: +And >w< aww my >w< honyest :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee :3 is xDD wost. +>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ deep oaths >_> of >w< thy ^-^ deep kindness: +Oaths >_> of >w< thy love, >w< thy truth, >w< thy ^.^ constancy, +And ^-^ to enwighten ÚwÚ thee >_> gave eyes ^-^ to >_> bwindnyess, +Ow :3 made them uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the xDD thing uWu they :3 see. +>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee x3 faiw: ^-^ mowe xDD pewjuwed OwO I, +ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the >w< twuth OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a UwU be. + + +153 +;;w;; Cupid >_> waid uWu by his :3 bwand ÚwÚ and feww asweep, +OwO A maid >_> of ^w^ Dian's :3 this ^w^ advantage OwO found, +And his love-kindling x3 fiwe >_> did >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep +UwU In :3 a x3 cowd valley-fountain >_> of UwU that ground: +^w^ Which OwO bowwowed ^-^ fwom :3 this holy x3 fiwe >_> of UwU Wuv, +OwO A x3 datewess lively heat still ^-^ to endure, +And ^-^ gwew :3 a >_> seeting x3 bath ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet x3 men :3 pwuv, +uWu Against ÚwÚ stwange UwU mawadies :3 a x3 suvweign cuwe: +But at my x3 mistwess' eye Love's :3 bwand nyew-fiwed, +The :3 boy uWu fow UwU twiaw ^.^ nyeeds would ^.^ touch my ^w^ bweast, +I uWu sick withaw OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of x3 bath desired, +And thithew UwU hied :3 a >_> sad >w< distempewed >w< guest. +But ;;w;; found nyo cure, OwO the x3 bath uWu fow my ^w^ hewp :3 wies, +:3 Whewe ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ got OwO nyew uWu fiwe; my x3 mistwess' OwO eyes. + + +x3 154 +The wittwe >_> Wuv-god lying UwU once asweep, +Waid uWu by his >_> side his UwU heawt-infwaming >_> bwand, +>w< Whiwst many >w< nymphs UwU that ÚwÚ vowed >_< chaste life ^-^ to ^-^ keep, +Came >w< twipping >_> by, uWu but in xDD hew OwO maiden ;;w;; hand, +The ÚwÚ faiwest :33 votawy took OwO up UwU that fire, +^w^ Which many legions >_> of OwO twue hearts xDD had uWu wawmed, +And OwO so OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_> of ^.^ hot desiwe, +>_> Was sweeping uWu by :3 a ;;w;; viwgin hand x3 disawmed. +:3 This :3 bwand ^.^ she >_< quenched in :3 a cool ;;w;; weww >_> by, +^w^ Which ^-^ fwom Love's x3 fiwe took heat :3 pewpetuaw, +:33 Gwowing :3 a x3 bath ÚwÚ and heawthfuw wemedy, +>_< Fow x3 men :33 discased, uWu but I my x3 mistwess' thrall, +Came there uWu fow cure ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu by UwU that I :3 pwuv, +Love's x3 fiwe heats ^w^ watew, >w< watew ÚwÚ coows ^.^ nyot wuv. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ 1603 + +^-^ AWWS :33 WEWW >_> THAT ENDS :33 WEWW + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +KING >_< OF FRANCE +OwO THE DUKE >_< OF x3 FWOWENCE +BEWTWAM, UwU Count >_> of Wousiwwon +WAFEU, OwO an ^.^ owd lord +:33 PAWOWWES, :3 a fowwowew >_> of UwU Bewtwam +OwO TWO FRENCH LORDS, ;;w;; sewving with UwU Bewtwam + +STEWARD, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon +x3 WAVACHE, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon +OwO A ^-^ PAGE, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon + +>_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, mothew ^-^ to UwU Bewtwam +HELENA, :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman protected uWu by OwO the ^w^ Countess +OwO A ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF ^w^ FWOWENCE. +DIANyA, daughter ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow + + +^.^ VIOWENTA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow +MARIANA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow + +>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ etc., xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO Fwowentinye + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENyE: +Rousillon; >_> Pawis; Fwowence; >_< Mawseiwwes + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew BEWTWAM, OwO the >_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, HELENA, ÚwÚ and WAFEU, >w< aww in bwack + +>w< COUNTESS. UwU In delivering my :3 son ^-^ fwom uWu me, I :33 buwy :3 a uWu second >_> husband. +BERTRAM. And I in going, UwU madam, weep o'ew my >_< fathew's death ^-^ anyew; +uWu but I >w< must ^.^ attend his :33 Majesty's ^.^ command, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :3 nyow in +UwU wawd, xDD evewmowe in OwO subjection. +OwO WAFEU. You uWu shaww find >_> of OwO the UwU King :3 a xDD husband, ^.^ madam; you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a +father. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO so generally :3 is at >w< aww xDD times good >w< must >_> of +necessity howd his :3 viwtue ^-^ to you, uWu whose worthiness would :33 stiw ^.^ it +OwO up xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ wanted, wathew than wack ^.^ it xDD whewe there :3 is such +OwO abundance. +>w< COUNTESS. What >w< hope :3 is there >_> of his :33 Majesty's amendment? +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO abandon'd his >w< physicians, ^.^ madam; uWu undew uWu whose +pwactices ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< pewsecuted UwU time with hope, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds nyo uWu othew +^w^ advantage in OwO the ^-^ pwocess uWu but only OwO the >w< wosing >_> of >w< hope uWu by xDD time. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 This x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman xDD had :3 a >_> fathew- :33 O, UwU that 'had,' how +>_> sad :3 a ÚwÚ passage >_> 'tis!-whose >_> skiww ÚwÚ was ^w^ awmost as gweat as his +:3 honyesty; xDD had ^.^ it stwetch'd OwO so :33 faw, would ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ nyatuwe +ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ and death shouwd ^.^ have xDD pway uWu fow wack >_> of OwO wowk. Would, uWu fow +OwO the King's UwU sake, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wiving! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it would >w< be OwO the death >_> of +OwO the King's >w< disease. +OwO WAFEU. OwO How xDD caww'd you OwO the man you speak :33 of, OwO madam? +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ famous, ;;w;; siw, in his profession, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his +gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; so- Gewawd ^.^ de uWu Nyawbon. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was excellent :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; OwO the UwU King vewy lately xDD spoke +>_> of him >w< admiwingwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mouwnyingwy; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< skiwfuw enough ^-^ to ^.^ have +uWu wiv'd stiww, ^-^ if knowledge :33 couwd >w< be xDD set OwO up x3 against mortality. +BERTRAM. What :3 is it, my good lord, OwO the UwU King :3 wanguishes x3 of? +OwO WAFEU. OwO A ;;w;; fistuwa, my :33 wowd. +BERTRAM. I heard ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ it >_> befowe. +OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 nyotowious. >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO the +daughter >_> of Gewawd ^.^ de x3 Nyawbon? +>w< COUNTESS. His >_> sowe OwO chiwd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bequeathed ^-^ to my +overlooking. I ^.^ have x3 those OwO hopes >_> of xDD hew good UwU that xDD hew uWu education +promises; xDD hew dispositions ^.^ she inhewits, ;;w;; which makes fair x3 gifts +faiwew; uWu fow xDD whewe OwO an >_< uncwean :33 mind >_> cawwies ÚwÚ viwtuous qualities, +there :33 commendations >w< go with pity-they awe viwtues ÚwÚ and ^-^ twaitows +^w^ too. UwU In xDD hew uWu they awe OwO the better uWu fow theiw UwU simpwenyess; ^.^ she >_< dewives +xDD hew ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; achieves xDD hew goodnyess. +OwO WAFEU. Your ^-^ commendations, UwU madam, >_< get ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu teaws. +>w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the :33 best brine :3 a OwO maiden can season xDD hew UwU pwaise in. +The wemembwance >_> of xDD hew fathew never >_< appwoaches xDD hew OwO heawt uWu but OwO the +^w^ tywanny >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ takes >w< aww ^w^ wivewihood ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu cheek. :3 Nyo +^-^ mowe >_> of this, uWu Hewenya; >w< go ^.^ to, nyo :3 mowe, west ^.^ it >w< be wathew ^w^ thought +you :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow than ^-^ to :33 have- +HEWENyA. I ^-^ do :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow :3 indeed, uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^w^ too. +OwO WAFEU. Modewate xDD wamentation :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO the uWu dead: xDD excessive +>w< gwief OwO the enemy ^-^ to OwO the living. +>w< COUNTESS. >w< If OwO the :3 wiving >w< be enemy ^-^ to OwO the gwief, OwO the ^-^ excess makes ^.^ it +>_> soon mortal. +BERTRAM. ^w^ Madam, I desiwe >_> youw holy x3 wishes. +OwO WAFEU. OwO How undewstand ^-^ we ÚwÚ that? +>w< COUNTESS. Be :3 thou bwest, >_> Bewtwam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy fathew +UwU In xDD mannyews, as in x3 shape! x3 Thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue +Contend uWu fow ^.^ empiwe in ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy xDD goodnyess +Shawe with >w< thy ^.^ biwthwight! ^-^ Wuv aww, xDD twust :3 a few, +Do :33 wwong ^-^ to ^.^ nyonye; >w< be able uWu fow UwU thinye enemy +>_< Wathew in power than use, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >w< thy fwiend +^.^ Undew >w< thy >_> own :3 wife's key; >w< be ^w^ check'd uWu fow :3 siwence, +But never >_> tax'd uWu fow xDD speech. What >w< heaven ^-^ mowe wiww, +:33 That ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may fuwnyish, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; pwayews xDD pwuck down, +UwU Faww uWu on >w< thy head! >w< Faweweww. UwU My lord, +^.^ 'Tis OwO an ÚwÚ unseason'd couwtiew; good my lord, +>_< Advise >_> him. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want OwO the :33 best +:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ attend his wuv. +>w< COUNTESS. xDD Heaven bless :3 him! Faweweww, ;;w;; Bewtwam. Exit +BERTRAM. The :33 best :3 wishes UwU that can >w< be x3 fowg'd in >_> youw >_> thoughts >w< be +^-^ sewvants ^-^ to xDD you! uWu [To HELENA] Be comfortable ^-^ to my mothew, >_> youw +mistress, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of :3 hew. +OwO WAFEU. Faweweww, pwetty lady; you >w< must howd OwO the ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of >_> youw +father. >_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LAFEU +HEWENyA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe UwU that all! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on my uWu fathew; +And ^.^ these gweat ;;w;; teaws OwO gwace his wemembwance ^-^ mowe +>w< Than x3 those I shed uWu fow >_> him. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_< wike? +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot him; my ^.^ imaginyation +Cawwies nyo :3 favouw xDD in't uWu but >w< Bewtwam's. +I x3 am >w< undonye; there :3 is nyo living, x3 nyonye, +>w< If UwU Bewtwam >w< be >_> away. 'Twewe >w< aww ^-^ onye +:33 That I shouwd love :3 a UwU bwight pawticuwaw star +And ÚwÚ think ^-^ to wed it, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :33 abuv >_> me. +UwU In his UwU bwight ^w^ wadiance ÚwÚ and >_> cowwatewaw ^.^ wight +Must I >w< be ;;w;; comfowted, ^.^ nyot in his ;;w;; sphewe. +^-^ Th' ambition in my love ;;w;; thus pwagues ^.^ itsewf: +The hind UwU that would >w< be OwO mated uWu by OwO the x3 wion +Must die uWu fow wuv. ÚwÚ 'Twas pretty, >w< though :3 a plague, +ÚwÚ To UwU see him every ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and dwaw +His x3 awched ^-^ bwows, his ^.^ hawking eye, his cuwws, +UwU In ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's x3 tabwe-heawt xDD too capable +x3 Of every xDD winye ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of his ^w^ sweet OwO favouw. +But :3 nyow :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; idowatwous fancy +Must ^.^ sanctify his wewics. OwO Who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye UwU that :33 goes with >_> him. I love him uWu fow his OwO sake; +And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him :3 a notorious UwU wiaw, +:33 Think him :3 a gweat uWu way fool, :33 sowewy :3 a cowawd; +>_> Yet ^.^ these xDD fix'd x3 eviws ^-^ sit OwO so x3 fit in him +:33 That uWu they UwU take place when >w< viwtue's OwO steewy bones +Looks >_< bweak >w< i' th' x3 cowd >_> wind; ^-^ withaw, :33 fuww ^w^ oft ^-^ we UwU see +Cold OwO wisdom ^w^ waiting uWu on OwO supewfwuous fowwy. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Save you, fair queen! +HEWENyA. And you, monarch! +>w< PAWOWWES. >_< Nyo. +HEWENyA. And nyo. +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Awe you UwU meditating uWu on viwginyity? +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Ay. You ^.^ have >w< some :33 stain >_> of sowdiew in OwO you; let me ÚwÚ ask you :3 a +:33 question. >_< Man :3 is enemy ^-^ to uWu viwginyity; how ^-^ may ^-^ we barricado ^.^ it +x3 against OwO him? +>w< PAWOWWES. Keep him >_< out. +HEWENyA. But ^.^ he assaiws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw virginity, >w< though ÚwÚ vawiant in OwO the +uWu defence, ÚwÚ yet :3 is weak. Unfold ^-^ to OwO us >w< some ^.^ wawwike ^w^ wesistance. +>w< PAWOWWES. Thewe :3 is none. ÚwÚ Man, setting ;;w;; down before you, uWu wiww +undermine you ÚwÚ and blow you :33 up. +HEWENyA. ^w^ Bwess ^-^ ouw UwU poow ^w^ viwginyity ^-^ fwom ^-^ undewminyews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwowews-up! +^-^ Is there nyo miwitawy powicy how :33 viwgins UwU might blow OwO up ^.^ men? +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Viwginyity being xDD bwown down, man uWu wiww quickwiew >w< be xDD bwown +up; >w< mawwy, in xDD bwowing him ;;w;; down uWu again, with OwO the :33 bweach youwsewves +made, you wose >_> youw :33 city. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ powitic in OwO the commonweawth +>_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to OwO pwesewve UwU viwginyity. Loss >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ;;w;; wationyaw +increase; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was never ;;w;; viwgin ^w^ got ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ viwginyity ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst +xDD wost. :33 That you ;;w;; wewe :3 made >_> of :3 is >w< metaw ^-^ to ^-^ make virgins. ^w^ Viwginyity +uWu by being UwU once lost ^-^ may >w< be >w< ten xDD times xDD found; uWu by being >w< evew OwO kept, ^.^ it +:3 is >w< evew xDD wost. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too x3 cowd :3 a companion; away >w< with't. +HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu fow 't :3 a little, >w< though OwO thewefowe I die :3 a +>w< viwgin. +>w< PAWOWWES. There's wittwe can >w< be ^w^ said in 't; 'tis x3 against OwO the UwU wuwe +>_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ To speak uWu on OwO the part >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ^-^ to :3 accuse >_> youw +>_> mothews; ;;w;; which :3 is UwU most infawwibwe >_< disobedience. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO hangs +^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 a virgin; ^w^ viwginyity ^.^ muwdews itself, ÚwÚ and shouwd >w< be +buwied in highways, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^-^ sanctified >_< wimit, as :3 a desperate +offendress x3 against ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ Viwginyity >_> bweeds mites, >w< much >_< wike :3 a +cheese; ^-^ consumes itsewf ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 pawing, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> dies with +OwO feeding his >_> own :3 stomach. UwU Besides, ^w^ viwginyity :3 is OwO peevish, proud, +idle, :3 made >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu inhibited xDD sin in OwO the +canon. Keep ^.^ it not; you cannyot OwO choose uWu but wose uWu by't. Out >w< with't. +xDD Within >w< ten yeaw ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make itsewf ten, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy +increase; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw itsewf ^.^ nyot >w< much OwO the >w< wowse. :3 Away +>w< with't. +HEWENyA. OwO How UwU might ^-^ onye uWu do, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ^-^ wiking? +>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Wet me :3 see. x3 Mawwy, i-iww ^-^ to >_< wike him UwU that :33 nye'ew ^.^ it wikes. +^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU commodity uWu wiww wose OwO the gloss with OwO wying; OwO the ÚwÚ wongew OwO kept, +OwO the less worth. ^-^ Off ;;w;; with't >_< whiwe 'tis UwU vendibwe; ÚwÚ answew OwO the UwU time +>_> of request. Virginity, >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd :33 couwtiew, weaws xDD hew ÚwÚ cap >_< out >_> of +x3 fashion, richly suited uWu but :3 unsuitabwe; ^.^ just >_< wike OwO the bwooch ÚwÚ and +OwO the toothpick, ;;w;; which wear ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. Your ^-^ date :3 is better in >_> youw +:3 pie ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> powwidge than in >_> youw uWu cheek. And >_> youw virginity, +>_> youw ^.^ owd virginity, :3 is >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^.^ withew'd pears: ^.^ it +looks iww, ^.^ it ;;w;; eats drily; >w< mawwy, 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd peaw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +fowmewwy bettew; >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd :3 peaw. uWu Wiww you +^w^ anything with it? +HEWENyA. :3 Nyot my ^w^ viwginyity >_> yet. +Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw ^w^ mastew ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> wuvs, +OwO A mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 a mistress, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO fwiend, +OwO A phoenyix, captain, ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy, +OwO A uWu guide, :3 a goddess, ÚwÚ and :3 a suvweign, +OwO A ÚwÚ counsewwow, :3 a traitress, ÚwÚ and :3 a dear; +His humbwe ^-^ ambition, >_> pwoud >w< humiwity, +His ÚwÚ jawwing concord, ÚwÚ and his uWu discowd ;;w;; duwcet, +His :33 faith, his ^w^ sweet xDD disastew; with :3 a x3 wowwd +x3 Of pretty, uWu fond, ;;w;; adoptious UwU chwistendoms +:33 That blinking ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ gossips. Nyow uWu shaww he- +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he shall. :3 God ^-^ send him well! +The OwO couwt's :3 a ^-^ weawnying-pwace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 onye- +>w< PAWOWWES. What one, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? +HEWENyA. :33 That I ^w^ wish :33 weww. ^.^ 'Tis pity- +>w< PAWOWWES. What's ^.^ pity? +HEWENyA. :33 That ;;w;; wishing ;;w;; weww xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ body xDD in't +^w^ Which UwU might >w< be felt; UwU that >_> we, OwO the :3 poowew :33 bown, +uWu Whose baser x3 staws ^-^ do OwO shut OwO us OwO up in >_> wishes, +OwO Might with effects >_> of them follow ^-^ ouw fwiends +And show what ^-^ we :3 awonye >w< must xDD think, ;;w;; which never +Returns OwO us :33 thanks. + +x3 Entew :3 PAGE + +UwU PAGE. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, my lord calls uWu fow you. Exit :3 PAGE +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Wittwe >_< Hewen, faweweww; ^-^ if I can wemembew ^.^ thee, I uWu wiww +ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ thee at couwt. +HEWENyA. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown uWu undew :3 a chawitabwe staw. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Undew xDD Maws, :3 I. +HEWENyA. I >w< especiawwy xDD think, uWu undew UwU Maws. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why uWu undew uWu Man? +HEWENyA. The wars ;;w;; hath OwO so ^-^ kept you uWu undew UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 bown +uWu undew UwU Maws. +>w< PAWOWWES. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was pwedominyant. +HEWENyA. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was wetwogwade, I xDD think, >_< wathew. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why ÚwÚ think you so? +HEWENyA. You >w< go OwO so >w< much ;;w;; backwawd when you ^w^ fight. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's uWu fow UwU advantage. +HEWENyA. ^w^ So :3 is x3 wunnying ^w^ away, when ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ pwoposes OwO the ÚwÚ safety: uWu but OwO the +:3 composition UwU that >_> youw valour ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw makes in you :3 is :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of +:3 a good ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and I >_< wike OwO the wear :33 weww. +>w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ businyess I cannyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee >_< acutewy. I +uWu wiww xDD wetuwn pewfect couwtiew; in OwO the ;;w;; which my ^w^ instwuction uWu shaww +sewve ^-^ to :3 nyatuwawize ^.^ thee, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be capable >_> of :3 a courtier's +counsew, ÚwÚ and undewstand what >_> advice uWu shaww OwO thwust x3 upon thee; ewse +:3 thou >_< diest in UwU thinye unthankfuwnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye xDD ignyowance makes +ÚwÚ thee >_> away. >w< Faweweww. When :3 thou x3 hast leisure, uWu say >w< thy pwayews; +when :3 thou x3 hast x3 nyonye, wemembew >w< thy >_< fwiends. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a good +xDD husband ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him as ^.^ he :3 uses thee. UwU So, faweweww. +Exit +HEWENyA. Our xDD wemedies ^w^ oft in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do >_< wie, +^w^ Which ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^-^ to >_< heaven. The :33 fated OwO sky +Gives OwO us free ^w^ scope; only doth ;;w;; backwawd >_< puww +Our uWu swow designs when ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves awe dull. +What power :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; which ^.^ mounts my love OwO so high, +:33 That makes me >_> see, ÚwÚ and cannyot :33 feed >_< minye x3 eye? +The ;;w;; mightiest space in >_> fowtunye ^-^ nyatuwe brings +ÚwÚ To >_> join >_< wike wikes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_< wike ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; things. +ÚwÚ Impossibwe >w< be ÚwÚ stwange >_> attempts ^-^ to x3 those +:33 That ^.^ weigh theiw x3 pains in :33 sense, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do suppose +What ;;w;; hath >_< been cannyot UwU be. OwO Who >w< evew strove +ÚwÚ To show xDD hew merit UwU that >_> did ^-^ miss xDD hew love? +The King's disease-my :33 pwoject ^-^ may x3 deceive uWu me, +But my ÚwÚ intents awe xDD fix'd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_> me. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with :3 wettews, +ÚwÚ and divews ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +^w^ KING. The Fwowentinyes ÚwÚ and Senoys awe uWu by th' ears; +>_< Have xDD fought with >w< equaw OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and continue +OwO A xDD bwaving waw. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So 'tis xDD wepowted, sir. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cwedibwe. We here weceive it, +OwO A xDD cewtainty, OwO vouch'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw cousin Austria, +x3 With uWu caution, UwU that OwO the OwO Fwowentinye uWu wiww move OwO us +>_< Fow :3 speedy >w< aid; wherein ^-^ ouw ;;w;; deawest fwiend +Pwejudicates OwO the businyess, ÚwÚ and would ÚwÚ seem +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO us ^-^ make >_< denyiaw. +OwO FIWST LORD. His love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wisdom, +Approv'd OwO so ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ may >w< pwead +>_< Fow amplest ÚwÚ cwedence. +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath UwU awm'd ^-^ ouw ^-^ answew, +And OwO Fwowence :3 is ;;w;; denyied before ^.^ he >w< comes; +xDD Yet, uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen UwU that UwU mean ^-^ to UwU see +The >_> Tuscan UwU sewvice, ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have uWu they xDD weave +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand uWu on ;;w;; eithew pawt. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^-^ may sewve +OwO A >_< nyuwsewy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gentwy, ^-^ who awe uWu sick +>_< Fow breathing ÚwÚ and x3 expwoit. +^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he comes hewe? + +x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES + +OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, my good lord, +Young ;;w;; Bewtwam. +^w^ KING. x3 Youth, :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ face; +Fwank UwU nyatuwe, wathew uWu cuwious than in haste, +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd thee. x3 Thy >_< fathew's :33 mowaw pawts +>w< Mayst :3 thou xDD inhewit OwO too! >w< Wewcome ^-^ to ^.^ Pawis. +BERTRAM. UwU My ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and >_> duty awe >_> youw Majesty's. +^w^ KING. I would I xDD had UwU that cowpowaw soundnyess nyow, +UwU As when >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf in friendship +>w< Fiwst ^.^ twied ^-^ ouw sowdiewship. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ wook :3 faw +x3 Into OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was +OwO Discipwed >_> of OwO the bravest. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wasted xDD wong; +But uWu on OwO us uWu both >_> did haggish :3 age >_< steaw OwO on, +And :33 wowe OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ act. ^w^ It >w< much xDD wepaiws me +ÚwÚ To talk >_> of >_> youw good father. UwU In his xDD youth +ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; which I can ;;w;; weww observe +uWu To-day in ^-^ ouw x3 young lords; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest +;;w;; Tiww theiw >_> own :33 scown xDD wetuwn ^-^ to them unnoted +Ewe uWu they can hide theiw wevity in honyouw. +^w^ So >_< wike :3 a :33 couwtiew, >_> contempt :3 nyow ^w^ bittewnyess +Were in his uWu pwide ^w^ ow sharpness; ^-^ if uWu they OwO wewe, +His >w< equaw xDD had uWu awak'd them; ÚwÚ and his xDD honyouw, +Cwock ^-^ to itself, knew OwO the OwO twue :3 minyute when +>_< Exception ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and at :3 this UwU time +His :33 tongue ;;w;; obey'd his hand. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 bewow him +ÚwÚ He :33 us'd as cweatuwes >_> of another >w< pwace; +And bow'd his ^-^ eminyent :3 top ^-^ to theiw low ranks, +:33 Making them >_> pwoud >_> of his x3 humiwity +UwU In theiw UwU poow UwU pwaise ^.^ he ^.^ humbwed. Such :3 a man +OwO Might >w< be :3 a >w< copy ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ youngew :33 times; +>w< Which, ^-^ fowwowed well, would ÚwÚ demonstwate them :3 nyow +But UwU goews backwawd. +BERTRAM. His good x3 wemembwance, ;;w;; siw, +:33 Wies wichew in >_> youw >_> thoughts than uWu on his tomb; +^w^ So in :33 appwoof ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot his ^-^ epitaph +UwU As in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD speech. +^w^ KING. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with :3 him! ÚwÚ He would :33 awways :33 say- +x3 Methinks I hear him UwU nyow; his >_> pwausive uWu wowds +ÚwÚ He scattew'd ^.^ nyot in eaws, uWu but gwafted them +ÚwÚ To gwow there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO beaw- >w< 'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive'- +:3 This his good >_> mewanchowy ^w^ oft uWu began, +uWu On OwO the ^-^ catastwophe ÚwÚ and >_< heew >_> of pastime, +When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< out-'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive' OwO quoth ^.^ he +;;w;; 'Aftew my flame lacks uWu oiw, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the snyuff +x3 Of ^.^ youngew spiwits, uWu whose apprehensive UwU senses +^-^ Aww uWu but OwO nyew >w< things disdain; uWu whose ^w^ judgments awe +x3 Mewe fathews >_> of theiw garments; uWu whose >w< constancies +Expire before theiw fashions.' :3 This ^.^ he OwO wish'd. +OwO I, aftew ^w^ him, ^-^ do aftew him ^w^ wish UwU too, +x3 Since I :3 nyow wax :3 nyow honey can bwing home, +I >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe >w< dissowved ^-^ fwom my OwO hive, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >w< some >_< wabouwews woom. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ You'we :3 wuvd, siw; +^.^ They UwU that :33 weast lend ^.^ it you uWu shaww wack you >_> fiwst. +^w^ KING. I fiww :3 a place, I xDD knyow't. OwO How wong :33 is't, >w< Count, +x3 Since OwO the physician at >_> youw >_< fathew's died? +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much fam'd. +BERTRAM. uWu Some OwO six ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, my :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe living, I would twy him yet- +;;w;; Wend me OwO an arm-the west ^.^ have OwO wown me >_< out +x3 With uWu sevewaw applications. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and sicknyess +^.^ Debate ^.^ it at theiw ^.^ weisuwe. Wewcome, Count; +UwU My son's nyo ^w^ deawew. +BERTRAM. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. >_< Exeunt [Fwouwish] + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, STEWARD, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +>w< COUNTESS. I uWu wiww :3 nyow hear; what uWu say you >_> of :3 this gentlewoman? +STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO the cawe I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ to x3 even >_> youw ^.^ content I ^w^ wish +UwU might >w< be ;;w;; found in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of my ÚwÚ past endeavours; uWu fow then ^-^ we +x3 wound ^-^ ouw modesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw OwO the cweawnyess >_> of ^-^ ouw desewvings, +when >_> of uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we pubwish ^.^ them. +>w< COUNTESS. What OwO does :3 this ^.^ knyave hewe? UwU Get you gone, sirrah. The +x3 compwaints I ^.^ have heard >_> of you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 bewieve; 'tis my +UwU swownyess UwU that I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I xDD knyow you wack ^.^ nyot ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to commit +them ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< abiwity enough ^-^ to ^-^ make such uWu knyavewies ^w^ youws. +CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, UwU madam, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow. +>w< COUNTESS. Weww, sir. +CLOWN. No, UwU madam, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I x3 am xDD poow, >w< though many >_> of +OwO the rich awe >_< damn'd; uWu but ^-^ if I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw uWu wadyship's good uWu wiww +^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, Isbew OwO the ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ we OwO may. +>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? +CLOWN. I ^-^ do UwU beg >_> youw good uWu wiww in :3 this ^.^ case. +>w< COUNTESS. UwU In what UwU case? +CLOWN. UwU In ^-^ Isbew's UwU case ÚwÚ and >_< minye >w< own. Service :3 is nyo ^-^ hewitage; ÚwÚ and I +ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww never ^.^ have OwO the xDD bwessing >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have xDD issue o' +my body; uWu fow uWu they uWu say uWu bames awe xDD bwessings. +>w< COUNTESS. >_> Teww me >w< thy reason x3 why :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu mawwy. +CLOWN. UwU My UwU poow body, UwU madam, xDD wequiwes it. I x3 am >_> dwiven uWu on uWu by OwO the +>_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> dwives. +>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< aww >_> youw worship's weason? +CLOWN. OwO Faith, UwU madam, I ^.^ have uWu othew holy uWu weasons, such as uWu they >_> awe. +>w< COUNTESS. May OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow >w< them? +CLOWN. I ^.^ have :3 been, UwU madam, :3 a ;;w;; wicked creature, as you ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ fwesh +ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; awe; :3 and, :3 indeed, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawwy UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepent. +>w< COUNTESS. x3 Thy mawwiage, sooner than >w< thy wickedness. +CLOWN. I x3 am >_< out o' fwiends, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have fwiends uWu fow +my :3 wife's sake. +>w< COUNTESS. Such fwiends awe UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, knave. +CLOWN. Y'awe ÚwÚ shawwow, madam-in gweat fwiends; uWu fow OwO the knyaves come +^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that uWu fow me ;;w;; which I x3 am aweary >_> of. ÚwÚ He UwU that ears my ^.^ wand +^.^ spawes my team, ÚwÚ and gives me xDD weave ^-^ to in OwO the uWu cwop. >w< If I >w< be his +^w^ cuckowd, :33 he's my dwudge. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU comfowts my UwU wife :3 is OwO the +ÚwÚ chewishew >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ chewishes my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and +UwU bwood loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood +:3 is my :3 fwiend; x3 ewgo, ^.^ he UwU that OwO kisses my UwU wife :3 is my >w< fwiend. >w< If x3 men +:33 couwd >w< be OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be what uWu they awe, there ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; feaw in +marriage; uWu fow x3 young :3 Chawbon OwO the puwitan ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Poysam OwO the +^.^ papist, ;;w;; howsome'ew theiw hearts awe UwU sevew'd in wewigion, theiw +:3 heads awe uWu both UwU onye; uWu they ^-^ may joww howns >_> togethew >_< wike ^-^ any ;;w;; deew +>w< i' th' herd. +>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< evew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ cawumnyious >w< knyave? +CLOWN. OwO A prophet OwO I, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and I speak OwO the >w< twuth OwO the next ÚwÚ way: + +>_< Fow I OwO the >_< bawwad uWu wiww x3 wepeat, +^w^ Which x3 men :33 fuww OwO twue uWu shaww ;;w;; find: +Your mawwiage comes uWu by destiny, +Your ^-^ cuckoo ;;w;; sings uWu by OwO kind. + +>w< COUNTESS. UwU Get you gone, siw; I'll talk with you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. +STEWAWD. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU madam, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; bid Hewen come ^-^ to you. +x3 Of xDD hew I x3 am ^-^ to speak. +>w< COUNTESS. Sirrah, tell my ;;w;; gentwewoman I would speak with UwU hew; Hewen +I mean. +CLOWN. [Sings] + +:33 'Was :3 this fair ;;w;; face OwO the xDD cause' OwO quoth ^.^ she +;;w;; 'Why OwO the OwO Gwecians >_< sacked Twoy? +^-^ Fond >_< donye, x3 donye uWu fond, +>_> Was :3 this UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's :3 joy?' +x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, +x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, +And >_> gave :3 this >_< sentence then: +'Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, +x3 Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, +There's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye good in ^-^ ten.' + +>w< COUNTESS. >_> What, ^-^ onye good in >_> ten? You corrupt OwO the song, sirrah. +CLOWN. >_< Onye good ^-^ woman in ten, UwU madam, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a uWu puwifying o' th' +UwU song. Wouwd :3 God would sewve OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so >w< aww OwO the :33 yeaw! ^w^ We'd find +nyo fauwt with OwO the >_> tithe-woman, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< pawson. >_< Onye in ten, +OwO quoth x3 'a! An ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ have :3 a good ^-^ woman :3 bown before every >w< bwazing +>_< staw, ^w^ ow at OwO an eawthquake, 'twouwd OwO mend OwO the lottery weww: :3 a man +^-^ may dwaw his OwO heawt >_< out ewe UwU 'a xDD pwuck ^w^ onye. +>w< COUNTESS. You'll >w< be gone, x3 siw >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command you. +CLOWN. :33 That man shouwd >w< be at :3 woman's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyo hurt :33 donye! +^-^ Though xDD honyesty >w< be nyo >_> puwitan, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo UwU huwt; ^.^ it uWu wiww +wear OwO the suwpwice >_> of x3 humiwity xDD uvw OwO the bwack UwU gown >_> of :3 a xDD big ÚwÚ heawt. +I x3 am going, forsooth. The ^-^ businyess :3 is uWu fow Hewen ^-^ to come hithew. +Exit +>w< COUNTESS. Weww, OwO nyow. +STEWAWD. I >w< knyow, UwU madam, you love >_> youw ;;w;; gentwewoman uWu entiwewy. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 Faith I do. Her fathew >_> bequeath'd xDD hew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +herself, ^-^ without uWu othew >w< advantage, ^-^ may xDD wawfuwwy ^-^ make title ^-^ to as +>w< much love as ^.^ she finds. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe owing xDD hew than :3 is :33 paid; ÚwÚ and +^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD hew than she'll :3 demand. +STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was vewy ^.^ wate ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew than I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she +:33 wish'd >_> me. Alone ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and >_> did communyicate ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD hew >_> own +uWu wowds ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ears; ^.^ she thought, I dare x3 vow uWu fow UwU hew, uWu they +^w^ touch'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ any ^w^ stwangew :33 sense. Her matter OwO was, ^.^ she loved >_> youw +:33 son. ;;w;; Fowtunye, ^.^ she said, ÚwÚ was nyo goddess, UwU that xDD had >w< put such +>_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt theiw two UwU estates; ^-^ Wuv nyo god, UwU that would ^.^ nyot +uWu extend his UwU might only xDD whewe ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe level; Diana nyo queen +>_> of uWu viwgins, UwU that would suffer xDD hew UwU poow x3 knyight UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ without +rescue in OwO the ^.^ fiwst assault, ^w^ ow >_< wansom UwU aftewwawd. :3 This ^.^ she +deliver'd in OwO the UwU most :33 bittew ^.^ touch >_> of UwU sowwow UwU that e'ew I heard +;;w;; viwgin :33 excwaim in; ;;w;; which I held my >_> duty speedily ^-^ to :3 acquaint you +withal; >_< sithence, in OwO the woss UwU that ^-^ may >_< happen, ^.^ it UwU concewns you +xDD something ^-^ to xDD knyow it. +>w< COUNTESS. uWu YOU ^.^ have :33 dischawg'd :3 this honestly; ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. +>_> Many likelihoods x3 infowm'd me >_> of :3 this OwO befowe, ;;w;; which :3 hung OwO so +^-^ tott'wing in OwO the x3 bawance UwU that I :33 couwd neither believe :3 nyow +;;w;; misdoubt. ;;w;; Pway you xDD weave >_> me. Staww :3 this in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ and I +:3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< honyest cawe. I uWu wiww speak with you further +x3 anyon. Exit STEWAWD + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA + +>_< Even OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ was with me when I ÚwÚ was young. +>w< If >w< evew ^-^ we awe UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ these awe ouws; :3 this thown +^-^ Doth ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wose >_> of xDD youth >w< wightwy xDD bewong; +Our UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< us, :3 this ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is uWu bown. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the show ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of nature's truth, +:3 Whewe ^-^ wuv's >w< stwong passion :3 is uWu impwess'd in uWu youth. +By ^-^ ouw wemembwances >_> of >_< days foregone, +Such ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fauwts, ^w^ ow then ^-^ we ^w^ thought them none. +Her eye :3 is uWu sick >w< on't; I observe xDD hew OwO nyow. +HEWENyA. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? +>w< COUNTESS. You >w< knyow, >_< Hewen, +I x3 am :3 a mothew ^-^ to you. +HEWENyA. Minye honyouwabwe OwO mistwess. +>w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 a mother. +UwU Why ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> mothew? When I ^w^ said UwU 'a OwO mothew,' +uWu Methought you ^-^ saw :3 a >_> sewpent. What's in 'mothew' +:33 That you start at it? I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mothew, +And >w< put you in OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of x3 those +:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO enwombed x3 minye. ^.^ 'Tis >_< often uWu seen +uWu Adoption ^.^ stwives with UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> bweeds +OwO A ÚwÚ nyative :33 swip ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ fwom foweign UwU seeds. +You :33 nye'ew xDD oppwess'd me with :3 a >_> mothew's groan, +>_> Yet I express ^-^ to you :3 a >_> mothew's cawe. +God's >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ maiden! OwO does ^.^ it curd >w< thy UwU bwood +ÚwÚ To uWu say I x3 am >w< thy >_> mothew? What's OwO the matter, +:33 That :3 this >w< distempewed :33 messengew >_> of ^.^ wet, +The many-cowouw'd Iwis, rounds UwU thinye x3 eye? +ÚwÚ Why, UwU that you awe my ^.^ daughtew? +HEWENyA. :33 That I x3 am not. +>w< COUNTESS. I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mother. +HEWENyA. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. +The UwU Count Wousiwwon cannyot >w< be my bwothew: +I x3 am ^-^ fwom :33 humbwe, ^.^ he ^-^ fwom honoured ;;w;; nyame; +:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote x3 upon my parents, his >w< aww noble. +UwU My :3 mastew, my dear lord ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and I +His ^-^ sewvant live, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww his vassaw ^-^ die. +ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be my brother. +>w< COUNTESS. Nyow I >_> youw >_> mothew? +HEWENyA. You awe my mothew, ^.^ madam; would you wewe- +^w^ So UwU that my lord >_> youw :3 son ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot my OwO bwothew- +:3 Indeed my mothew! Ow ;;w;; wewe you uWu both ^-^ ouw >w< mothews, +I cawe nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow than I ^-^ do uWu fow UwU heaven, +^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his sistew. x3 Can't nyo xDD othew, +But, I >_> youw >_> daughtew, ^.^ he >w< must >w< be my xDD bwothew? +>w< COUNTESS. x3 Yes, >_< Hewen, you UwU might >w< be my >_< daughtew-in-waw. +:3 God OwO shiewd you UwU mean ^.^ it :33 nyot! 'daughter' ÚwÚ and 'mothew' +^w^ So ^-^ stwive x3 upon >_> youw puwse. >_< What! OwO pawe OwO again? +UwU My ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath catch'd >_> youw >_> fondnyess. Nyow I UwU see +The x3 myst'wy >_> of >_> youw uWu wonyewinyess, ÚwÚ and find +Your salt >_> teaws' head. Nyow ^-^ to >w< aww :33 sense 'tis :3 gwoss +You love my :3 son; ÚwÚ invention :3 is >_< asham'd, +uWu Against OwO the proclamation >_> of >w< thy :3 passion, +ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 thou OwO dost not. OwO Thewefowe tell me true; +But tell me then, 'tis >w< so; for, look, >w< thy x3 cheeks +:3 Confess it, th' ^-^ onye ^-^ to th' other; ÚwÚ and UwU thinye eyes +^w^ See ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ gwosswy shown in >w< thy behaviours +:33 That in theiw >w< kind uWu they speak xDD it; only xDD sin +And ^.^ hewwish obstinacy OwO tie >w< thy tongue, +:33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be >w< suspected. xDD Speak, :3 is't so? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, you ^.^ have x3 wound :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy uWu cwew; +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, fowsweaw't; ÚwÚ howe'ew, I chawge ^.^ thee, +UwU As >w< heaven uWu shaww wowk in me uWu fow UwU thinye avaiw, +ÚwÚ To tell me ;;w;; twuwy. +HEWENyA. Good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. +>w< COUNTESS. Do you love my xDD son? +HEWENyA. Your pawdon, x3 nyobwe OwO mistwess. +>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Wuv you my xDD son? +HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot you love ^w^ him, OwO madam? +>w< COUNTESS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot ;;w;; about; my love ;;w;; hath xDD in't :3 a bond +^.^ Wheweof OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ takes >_< nyote. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ discwose +The OwO state >_> of >_> youw affection; uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ passions +>_< Have ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww :33 appeach'd. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then I uWu confess, +;;w;; Hewe uWu on my xDD knyee, before UwU high >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you, +:33 That before you, ÚwÚ and next x3 unto UwU high UwU heaven, +I love >_> youw :33 son. +UwU My fwiends ;;w;; wewe xDD poow, uWu but ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ so's my wuv. +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, uWu fow ^.^ it hurts ^.^ nyot him +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :33 wov'd >_> of me; I follow him ^.^ nyot +By ^-^ any token >_> of OwO pwesumptuous ^.^ suit, +Nyow would I ^.^ have him ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do deserve him; +>_> Yet never xDD knyow how UwU that desewt shouwd UwU be. +I xDD knyow I love in vain, ^-^ stwive x3 against OwO hope; +>_> Yet in :3 this :3 captious ÚwÚ and >_> intenyibwe >_> sieve +I still pouw in OwO the UwU watews >_> of my love, +And wack ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Thus, >_> Indian-wike, +>w< Wewigious in >_< minye ^-^ ewwow, I adore +The >_< sun UwU that looks x3 upon his xDD wowshippew +But knows >_> of him nyo more. UwU My ;;w;; deawest UwU madam, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU hate uWu encountew with my love, +>_< Fow :33 woving xDD whewe you do; uWu but ^-^ if OwO youwsewf, +uWu Whose ;;w;; aged uWu honyouw cites :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous youth, +OwO Did >w< evew in OwO so OwO twue :3 a flame >_> of ^-^ wiking +>_< Wish ^w^ chastewy ÚwÚ and love dearly UwU that >_> youw xDD Dian +>_> Was uWu both x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and Love; :33 O, then, ^w^ give ^-^ pity +ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu whose OwO state :3 is such UwU that cannyot OwO choose +But lend ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; +:33 That UwU seeks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find UwU that xDD hew >_> seawch impwies, +But, widdwe-wike, ;;w;; wives OwO sweetwy xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu dies! +>w< COUNTESS. Had you ^.^ nyot lately OwO an intent-speak truly- +ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to uWu Pawis? +HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had. +>w< COUNTESS. >_< Whewefowe? >_> Teww true. +HEWENyA. I uWu wiww tell OwO twuth; uWu by OwO gwace itsewf I uWu sweaw. +You xDD knyow my fathew weft me >w< some prescriptions +x3 Of x3 wawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd effects, such as his reading +And manyifest experience xDD had cowwected +>_< Fow ^w^ genyewaw x3 suvweignty; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he wiww'd me +UwU In ;;w;; heedfuww'st ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to bestow ;;w;; them, +UwU As :3 nyotes uWu whose ^-^ facuwties :3 incwusive ;;w;; wewe +Mowe than uWu they ;;w;; wewe in >_< nyote. Amongst OwO the west +Thewe :3 is :3 a wemedy, approv'd, xDD set down, +ÚwÚ To cure OwO the desperate languishings ^w^ wheweof +The UwU King :3 is x3 wendew'd xDD wost. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu motive +>_< Fow Pawis, ÚwÚ was it? ;;w;; Speak. +HEWENyA. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son :3 made me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of this, +Else Pawis, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> medicinye, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, +Had ^-^ fwom OwO the convewsation >_> of my >_> thoughts +:3 Hapwy >_< been ÚwÚ absent xDD then. +>w< COUNTESS. But ÚwÚ think you, >_< Hewen, +>w< If you shouwd >w< tendew >_> youw supposed ^-^ aid, +ÚwÚ He would weceive it? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his :3 physicians +uWu Awe >_> of :3 a mind: >_< he, UwU that uWu they cannyot ^w^ hewp him; +:3 They, UwU that uWu they cannyot uWu hewp. OwO How uWu shaww uWu they ÚwÚ cwedit +OwO A UwU poow unweawnyed UwU viwgin, when OwO the schoows, +Embowell'd >_> of theiw :3 doctwinye, ^.^ have let x3 off +The danger ^-^ to itself? +HEWENyA. There's xDD something xDD in't +Mowe than my >_< fathew's skill, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< gweat'st +x3 Of his profession, UwU that his good ^-^ weceipt +:33 Shaww uWu fow my legacy >w< be ^-^ sanctified +By th' OwO wuckiest x3 staws in ^-^ heaven; :3 and, would >_> youw uWu honyouw +But ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to twy >w< success, :3 I'd venture +The weww-wost life >_> of >_< minye uWu on his Gwace's ^w^ cuwe. +By such :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ and hour. +>w< COUNTESS. Dost :3 thou ^w^ bewieve't? +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, xDD knyowingwy. +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Hewen, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my xDD weave ÚwÚ and love, +:3 Means ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving UwU gweetings +ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye in couwt. I'll stay at home, +And pray God's xDD bwessing OwO into >w< thy OwO attempt. +Be gonye to-morrow; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of this, +What I can ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^w^ miss. >_< Exeunt + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING with divews x3 young LORDS ^-^ taking xDD weave +uWu fow OwO the OwO Fwowentinye waw; x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and PAROLLES; ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +^w^ KING. Faweweww, x3 young lords; ^.^ these xDD waw-wike ^-^ pwincipwes +Do ^.^ nyot thwow ^-^ fwom you. And you, my x3 wowds, faweweww; +Shawe OwO the >_> advice ;;w;; betwixt OwO you; ^-^ if uWu both >_< gain aww, +The >_> gift doth ;;w;; stwetch itsewf as 'tis weceiv'd, +And :3 is enough uWu fow >_> both. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw hope, ;;w;; siw, +:33 Aftew OwO weww-ent'wed soldiers, ^-^ to xDD wetuwn +And find >_> youw OwO Gwace in ^w^ heawth. +^w^ KING. No, no, ^.^ it cannyot ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my OwO heawt +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the mawady +:33 That doth my life besiege. Faweweww, x3 young lords; +:3 Whethew I live ^w^ ow x3 die, >w< be you OwO the >_< sons +x3 Of >w< wowthy xDD Fwenchmen; let highew Italy- +Those ^w^ bated UwU that xDD inhewit uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww +x3 Of OwO the last UwU monyawchy-see UwU that you come +:3 Nyot ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD honyouw, uWu but ^-^ to wed xDD it; when +The bwavest x3 questant UwU shwinks, find what you seek, +:33 That ÚwÚ fame ^-^ may x3 cwy you awoud. I uWu say faweweww. +x3 SECOND LORD. Health, at >_> youw ^-^ bidding, sewve >_> youw >w< Majesty! +^w^ KING. Those girls >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of them; +^.^ They uWu say ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench wack language ^-^ to deny, +>w< If uWu they >w< demand; UwU bewawe >_> of being captives +Before you uWu sewve. +uWu BOTH. Our hearts weceive >_> youw :3 wawnyings. +^w^ KING. >w< Faweweww. uWu [To ATTENDANTS] Come UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> me. +The KING :3 wetiwes attended +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O my ^w^ sweet lord, UwU that you uWu wiww stay >_> behind >_< us! +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU fauwt, OwO the ^w^ spawk. +x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, 'tis bwave waws! +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Most :33 admiwabwe! I ^.^ have uWu seen x3 those ;;w;; waws. +BERTRAM. I x3 am ^w^ commanded here ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; coiw with +>w< 'Too OwO young' ÚwÚ and next year' ÚwÚ and UwU "Tis xDD too ^.^ eawwy.' +>w< PAWOWWES. An >w< thy :33 mind ^.^ stand ^-^ to ;;w;; 't, OwO boy, >_< steaw away bwavewy. +BERTRAM. I uWu shaww stay here OwO the fowehowse ^-^ to :3 a OwO smock, +Creaking my ÚwÚ shoes uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pwain masonwy, +;;w;; Tiww uWu honyouw >w< be bought uWu up, ÚwÚ and nyo >_< swowd OwO wown +But ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ dance OwO with. By UwU heaven, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. +OwO FIWST LORD. There's uWu honyouw in OwO the >_> theft. +>w< PAWOWWES. :33 Commit it, Count. +x3 SECOND LORD. I x3 am >_> youw OwO accessawy; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +BERTRAM. I gwow ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pawting :3 is :3 a towtuw'd ÚwÚ body. +OwO FIWST LORD. Faweweww, uWu Captain. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ Sweet :33 Monsieuw Parolles! +>w< PAWOWWES. x3 Nyobwe uWu hewoes, my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 youws awe kin. Good >_> spawks ÚwÚ and +wustwous, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, good :33 metaws: you uWu shaww find in OwO the wegiment >_> of +OwO the ^w^ Spinyii ^-^ onye x3 Captain :33 Spuwio, with his >_> cicatwice, OwO an emblem >_> of +war, here uWu on his sinister xDD cheek; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 this vewy >_< swowd +entrench'd it. Say ^-^ to him I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and observe his reports uWu fow >_> me. +OwO FIWST LORD. We ^-^ shaww, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. +>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Maws dote uWu on you uWu fow his novices! >_< Exeunt LORDS +What uWu wiww ye x3 do? + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the KING + +BERTRAM. >_< Stay; OwO the >_< King! +>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Use :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD spacious >_< cewemony ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe lords; you ^.^ have +x3 westwain'd yourself within OwO the list >_> of xDD too x3 cowd OwO an ^.^ adieu. Be ^-^ mowe +>w< expwessive ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they wear themsewves in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of OwO the +time; there ^-^ do uWu mustew OwO twue >_> gait; >w< eat, ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and UwU muv, uWu undew OwO the +influence >_> of OwO the UwU most receiv'd staw; ÚwÚ and >w< though OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; wead +OwO the >_> measuwe, such awe ^-^ to >w< be >w< fowwowed. :33 Aftew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a ^-^ mowe +>_< diwated faweweww. +BERTRAM. And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +>w< PAWOWWES. Wowthy xDD fewwows; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv UwU most sinewy ;;w;; swowd-men. +>_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES + +x3 Entew LAFEU + +OwO WAFEU. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, my lord, uWu fow me ÚwÚ and uWu fow my OwO tidings. +^w^ KING. I'll >_< fee ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^.^ stand :33 up. +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then >w< hewe's :3 a man ^-^ stands UwU that >_> has ^w^ bwought his ;;w;; pawdon. +I would you xDD had >w< knyeew'd, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask me >_> mewcy; +And UwU that at my >_> bidding you :33 couwd OwO so ^.^ stand :33 up. +^w^ KING. I would I >w< had; OwO so I xDD had x3 bwoke >w< thy xDD pate, +And ÚwÚ ask'd ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy for't. +OwO WAFEU. Good :33 faith, across! +But, my good lord, 'tis ^.^ thus: uWu wiww you >w< be x3 cuw'd +x3 Of >_> youw infirmity? +^w^ KING. >_< Nyo. +OwO WAFEU. :33 O, uWu wiww you xDD eat +:3 Nyo grapes, my :33 woyaw fox? x3 Yes, uWu but you uWu wiww +UwU My x3 nyobwe grapes, OwO an ^-^ if my :33 woyaw :3 fox +Could weach them: I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< medicinye +^.^ That's able ^-^ to bweathe life OwO into :3 a ^.^ stonye, +Quicken :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you ^-^ dance x3 canyawy +x3 With ^-^ spwitewy x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and motion; uWu whose ÚwÚ simpwe ^.^ touch +^-^ Is >w< powewfuw ^-^ to uWu awaise UwU King x3 Pepin, xDD nyay, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give gweat >_< Chawwemain :3 a ;;w;; pen :33 in's hand +And wwite ^-^ to xDD hew :3 a ^.^ wuv-winye. +^w^ KING. What xDD hew :3 is uWu this? +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Doctow OwO She! UwU My lord, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye awwiv'd, +>w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 hew. Nyow, uWu by my :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, +>w< If >_< sewiouswy I ^-^ may convey my >_> thoughts +UwU In :3 this my ^.^ wight dewivewance, I ^.^ have xDD spoke +x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that in xDD hew ;;w;; sex, xDD hew yeaws, profession, +ÚwÚ Wisdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ constancy, ;;w;; hath >w< amaz'd me ^-^ mowe +>w< Than I dare blame my ^.^ weaknyess. uWu Wiww you UwU see UwU hew, +>_< Fow UwU that :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; demand, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew business? +:33 That >_< donye, waugh ;;w;; weww at >_> me. +^w^ KING. Nyow, good ;;w;; Wafeu, +>_< Bwing in OwO the admiration, UwU that ^-^ we with OwO the +May uWu spend ^-^ ouw wonder UwU too, ^w^ ow UwU take x3 off UwU thinye +By >_> wond'wing how :3 thou UwU took'st it. +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 fit you, +And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< aww :3 day nyeithew. Exit LAFEU +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he his speciaw nyothing >w< evew pwowogues. + +;;w;; We-entew LAFEU with ^.^ HEWENyA + +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw xDD ways. +^w^ KING. :3 This haste ;;w;; hath x3 wings :3 indeed. +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw ways; +:3 This :3 is his Majesty; uWu say >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to >_> him. +OwO A >_> twaitow you ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook wike; uWu but such ^-^ twaitows +His uWu Majesty uWu sewdom UwU feaws. I x3 am ÚwÚ Cwessid's uncwe, +:33 That dare xDD weave two >w< togethew. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit +^w^ KING. Nyow, fair one, OwO does >_> youw ^-^ businyess follow >_> us? +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +Gewawd ^.^ de Narbon ÚwÚ was my fathew, +UwU In what ^.^ he >_> did profess, ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ found. +^w^ KING. I knew >_> him. +HEWENyA. The wathew uWu wiww I spawe my ^.^ pwaises towards him; +:33 Knyowing him :3 is ^w^ enyough. xDD On's bed >_> of death +>_> Many receipts ^.^ he >_> gave me; chiefwy one, +>w< Which, as OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD issue >_> of his pwactice, +And >_> of his ^.^ owd experience th' only :33 dawwing, +ÚwÚ He bade me ^.^ stowe OwO up as :3 a twipwe eye, +Safew than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ two, ^-^ mowe ;;w;; deaw. I ^.^ have :3 so: +And, hearing >_> youw UwU high uWu Majesty :3 is ^w^ touch'd +x3 With UwU that xDD mawignyant cause wherein OwO the uWu honyouw +x3 Of my dear >_< fathew's >_> gift ^-^ stands >_> chief in :33 powew, +I come ^-^ to >w< tendew it, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ appwiance, +x3 With >w< aww bound OwO humbwenyess. +^w^ KING. We :3 thank you, xDD maiden; +But ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 cweduwous >_> of cure, +When ^-^ ouw UwU most ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ doctows xDD weave >w< us, ÚwÚ and +The >w< congwegated cowwege ^.^ have concwuded +:33 That >_> wabouwing art can never >_< wansom ^-^ nyatuwe +From xDD hew inyaidabwe ;;w;; estate-I uWu say ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot +^w^ So :33 stain ^-^ ouw judgment, ^w^ ow corrupt ^-^ ouw hope, +ÚwÚ To prostitute ^-^ ouw uWu past-cuwe mawady +ÚwÚ To empiwics; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< dissevew OwO so +Our gweat uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to >_< esteem +OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess help, when ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ past :33 sense ^-^ we deem. +HEWENyA. UwU My >_> duty then uWu shaww pay me uWu fow my ^.^ pains. +I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe enforce >_< minye >w< office uWu on OwO you; +;;w;; Humbwy xDD entweating ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 woyaw >_> thoughts +OwO A modest ^-^ onye ^-^ to bear me xDD back again. +^w^ KING. I cannyot ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wess, ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD gwatefuw. +Thou thought'st ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me; ÚwÚ and such ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give +UwU As ^-^ onye ;;w;; nyeaw death ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish him wive. +But what at :33 fuww I >w< knyow, :3 thou uWu knyow'st nyo part; +I ÚwÚ knyowing >w< aww my ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou nyo awt. +HEWENyA. What I can ^-^ do can ^-^ do nyo hurt ^-^ to :33 twy, +x3 Since you xDD set OwO up >_> youw west >w< 'gainst wemedy. +ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> of :3 gweatest ^w^ wowks :3 is >w< finyishew +Oft OwO does them uWu by OwO the >_> weakest minister. +^w^ So holy :3 wwit in >w< babes ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ judgment UwU shown, +When >_< judges ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ babes. Great floods ^.^ have :3 fwown +From ÚwÚ simpwe >_< souwces, ÚwÚ and gweat :33 seas ^.^ have dried +When xDD miwacwes ^.^ have uWu by OwO the :3 gweatest >_< been ^w^ denyied. +Oft x3 expectation ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ oft there +:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ it promises; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ it :3 hits +:3 Whewe >w< hope :3 is x3 cowdest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw UwU most fits. +^w^ KING. I >w< must ^.^ nyot hear thee. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >w< kind >_< maid; +x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, ^.^ nyot us'd, >w< must uWu by thyself >w< be :33 paid; +uWu Pwoffews ^.^ nyot took :33 weap ^w^ thanks uWu fow theiw ^w^ wewawd. +HEWENyA. :3 Inspiwed merit OwO so uWu by >_> bweath :3 is UwU baww'd. +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 Him UwU that >w< aww >w< things knows, +UwU As 'tis with OwO us UwU that :3 squawe ^-^ ouw ^.^ guess uWu by >w< shows; +But UwU most ^.^ it :3 is uWu pwesumption in OwO us when +The ^w^ hewp >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ we ;;w;; count OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ^-^ men. +UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my ^-^ endeavouws ^w^ give UwU consent; +x3 Of UwU heaven, ^.^ nyot uWu me, ^-^ make OwO an expewiment. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO an impostow, UwU that :3 pwocwaim +Myself x3 against OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_< minye OwO aim; +But xDD knyow I xDD think, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow UwU most ;;w;; suwe, +UwU My art :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past power :3 nyow you ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. +^w^ KING. Awt :3 thou OwO so >_> confident? xDD Within what space +>w< Hop'st :3 thou my :33 cuwe? +HEWENyA. The :3 gweatest OwO Gwace :33 wending >_< gwace. +Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the howses >_> of OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww bwing +Their :33 fiewy UwU towchew his x3 diuwnyaw ;;w;; wing, +Ewe ^w^ twice in muwk ÚwÚ and occidentaw ^.^ damp +Moist Hesperus ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd his sweepy lamp, +Ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty xDD times OwO the pilot's :3 gwass +;;w;; Hath told OwO the ^w^ thievish minutes how uWu they pass, +What :3 is infirm ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 sound pawts uWu shaww fly, +OwO Heawth uWu shaww live ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ^-^ fweewy ^-^ die. +^w^ KING. :3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; cewtainty ÚwÚ and >_< confidence +What :33 daw'st :3 thou ^-^ ventuwe? +HEWENyA. Tax >_> of ^w^ impudence, +OwO A ÚwÚ stwumpet's x3 bowdnyess, :3 a ÚwÚ divuwged shame, +x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^-^ odious xDD bawwads; my maiden's name +ÚwÚ Seaw'd otherwise; ÚwÚ nye >_< wowse >_> of ^-^ wowst-extended +x3 With ^-^ viwest >_> towtuwe let my life >w< be OwO ended. +^w^ KING. x3 Methinks in ÚwÚ thee >w< some bwessed spirit doth speak +His >w< powewfuw :33 sound within OwO an organ weak; +And what >_< impossibiwity would ^.^ sway +UwU In ^w^ common :33 sense, :33 sense ;;w;; saves another way. +x3 Thy life :3 is dear; uWu fow >w< aww UwU that life can ^.^ wate +Worth name >_> of life in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath xDD estimate: +x3 Youth, :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, :3 couwage, >w< aww +:33 That >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and >_> pwime can x3 happy :3 caww. +Thou :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ;;w;; intimate +Skiww >_< infinyite ^w^ ow monstrous despewate. +^.^ Sweet practiser, >w< thy ÚwÚ physic I uWu wiww :33 twy, +:33 That ^.^ minyistews UwU thinye >_> own death ^-^ if I ^-^ die. +HEWENyA. >w< If I >_< bweak UwU time, ^w^ ow >w< fwinch in property +x3 Of what I spoke, x3 unpitied let me ^.^ die; +And ;;w;; weww deserv'd. :3 Nyot helping, >_> death's my fee; +But, ^-^ if I help, what ^-^ do you pwomise x3 me? +^w^ KING. UwU Make >w< thy :3 demand. +HEWENyA. But uWu wiww you ^-^ make ^.^ it >w< even? +^w^ KING. >w< Ay, uWu by my OwO sceptwe ÚwÚ and my OwO hopes >_> of >_< heaven. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ give me with >w< thy >w< kingwy hand +What xDD husband in >w< thy power I uWu wiww ^.^ command. +^w^ Exempted >w< be ^-^ fwom me OwO the arrogance +ÚwÚ To OwO choose ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood >_> of UwU Fwance, +UwU My low ÚwÚ and humbwe name ^-^ to ;;w;; pwopagate +x3 With ^-^ any branch ^w^ ow ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy x3 state; +But such :3 a one, >w< thy vassaw, xDD whom I xDD knyow +^-^ Is free uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ ask, ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< bestow. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; OwO the >_< pwemises OwO obsewv'd, +x3 Thy uWu wiww uWu by my pewfowmance uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. +^w^ So ^-^ make OwO the UwU choice >_> of >w< thy >_> own UwU time, uWu fow OwO I, +x3 Thy resolv'd :3 patient, uWu on ÚwÚ thee still OwO wewy. +Mowe shouwd I xDD question ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I xDD must, +^-^ Though ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ to twust, +From :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, how ÚwÚ tended x3 on. But west +Unquestion'd ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted blest. +>w< Give me >w< some ^w^ hewp ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! >w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed +UwU As UwU high as ;;w;; wowd, my deed uWu shaww ^-^ match >w< thy :3 deed. +[Flourish. ^-^ Exeunt] + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +>w< COUNTESS. Come OwO on, siw; I uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< put you ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of >_> youw +breeding. +CLOWN. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf highly ^-^ fed ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy xDD taught. I xDD knyow my +^-^ businyess :3 is uWu but ^-^ to OwO the couwt. +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt! ÚwÚ Why, what place ^-^ make you :3 speciaw, when you +>w< put x3 off UwU that with such ;;w;; contempt? But ^-^ to OwO the couwt! +CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^-^ if :3 God ^.^ have lent :3 a man ^-^ any xDD mannyews, ^.^ he ^-^ may +easiwy >w< put ^.^ it x3 off at couwt. ÚwÚ He UwU that cannyot ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, >w< put x3 off's +xDD cap, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, >_> has neither :33 weg, x3 hands, lip, +:3 nyow xDD cap; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed such :3 a fewwow, ^-^ to uWu say >w< pwecisewy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow +OwO the >_> couwt; uWu but uWu fow uWu me, I ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww sewve >w< aww ^-^ men. +>w< COUNTESS. x3 Mawwy, that's :3 a bountiful ÚwÚ answew UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww ^w^ questions. +CLOWN. ^w^ It :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^w^ chaiw, UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww buttocks-the :3 pin +buttock, OwO the ^-^ quatch buttock, OwO the bwawn buttock, ^w^ ow ^-^ any buttock. +>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiww >_> youw ÚwÚ answew sewve x3 fit ^-^ to >w< aww ;;w;; questions? +CLOWN. UwU As x3 fit as >w< ten gwoats :3 is uWu fow OwO the hand >_> of OwO an ^w^ attownyey, as >_> youw +xDD Fwench :3 cwown uWu fow >_> youw :3 taffety x3 punk, as x3 Tib's x3 wush uWu fow Tom's +UwU fowefingew, as :3 a pancake uWu fow xDD Shwuv ;;w;; Tuesday, :3 a mowwis uWu fow ÚwÚ Mayday, +as OwO the nail ^-^ to his :3 howe, OwO the uWu cuckowd ^-^ to his horn, as :3 a scolding +OwO quean ^-^ to :3 a :33 wwangwing >_< knyave, as OwO the nun's x3 wip ^-^ to OwO the fwiaw's +^-^ mouth; xDD nyay, as OwO the ^.^ pudding ^-^ to his skin. +>w< COUNTESS. >_< Have you, OwO I, ÚwÚ say, OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of such :33 fitnyess uWu fow >w< aww +;;w;; questions? +CLOWN. From x3 bewow >_> youw >_> duke ^-^ to beneath >_> youw constable, ^.^ it uWu wiww x3 fit +^-^ any :33 question. +>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of UwU most monstrous UwU size UwU that >w< must x3 fit +>w< aww >_> demands. +CLOWN. But :3 a twifwe neither, in good :33 faith, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ weawnyed shouwd +speak >w< twuth >_> of it. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs to't. ^-^ Ask me +^-^ if I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ couwtiew: ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ do you nyo harm ^-^ to :3 weawn. +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 young uWu again, ^-^ if ^-^ we UwU couwd, I uWu wiww >w< be :3 a OwO foow in +^.^ question, OwO hoping ^-^ to >w< be OwO the uWu wisew uWu by >_> youw >w< answew. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, +awe you :3 a >w< couwtiew? +CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, sir!-There's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe OwO putting UwU off. More, :3 mowe, :3 a +^-^ hundwed >_> of ^.^ them. +>w< COUNTESS. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fwiend >_> of xDD youws, UwU that loves you. +CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, :33 siw!-Thick, UwU thick; spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. +>w< COUNTESS. I xDD think, ;;w;; siw, you can xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of :3 this ;;w;; homewy meat. +CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Nyay, >w< put me to't, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +>w< COUNTESS. You ;;w;; wewe lately whipp'd, ;;w;; siw, as I uWu think. +CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw!-Spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. +>w< COUNTESS. Do you x3 cwy 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' at >_> youw whipping, ÚwÚ and 'spare +^.^ nyot x3 me'? :3 Indeed >_> youw 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' :3 is vewy ^.^ sequent ^-^ to >_> youw +ÚwÚ whipping. You would ÚwÚ answew vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 a whipping, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe +uWu but bound to't. +CLOWN. I :33 nye'ew xDD had >_< wowse xDD wuck in my life in my 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' I UwU see +thing's ^-^ may sewve long, uWu but ^.^ nyot sewve ever. +>w< COUNTESS. I xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe housewife with OwO the UwU time, +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ it OwO so UwU mewwiwy with :3 a >_> foow. +CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Why, thewe't sewves ;;w;; weww again. +>w< COUNTESS. An end, :3 siw! ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO businyess: ^w^ give Hewen this, +And :3 uwge xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ answew >w< back; +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my ^.^ kinsmen ÚwÚ and my :33 son. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. +CLOWN. :3 Nyot >w< much ^.^ commendation ^-^ to >w< them? +>w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot >w< much employment uWu fow you. You undewstand x3 me? +CLOWN. uWu Most ;;w;; fwuitfuwwy; I x3 am there before my wegs. +>w< COUNTESS. xDD Haste you again. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES + +OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They uWu say xDD miwacwes awe ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw phiwosophicaw +persons ^-^ to ^-^ make modewn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw >w< things supernatural ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ causewess. >_< Hence :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ make >_< twifwes >_> of uWu tewwows, +UwU ensconcing uWu ouwsewves OwO into seeming knowledge when ^-^ we shouwd x3 submit +uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to OwO an uWu unknyown fear. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO the wawest awgument >_> of wonder UwU that ;;w;; hath shot +>_< out in ^-^ ouw wattew x3 times. +BERTRAM. And OwO so OwO 'tis. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu wewinquish'd >_> of OwO the awtists- +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So I >_< say-both >_> of Gawen ÚwÚ and x3 Pawacewsus. +OwO WAFEU. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and authentic OwO fewwows- +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; OwO so I >w< say. +OwO WAFEU. :33 That >_> gave him >_< out incuwabwe- +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, there 'tis; OwO so uWu say I ^w^ too. +OwO WAFEU. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 hewp'd- +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; as 'twere :3 a man assur'd >_> of a- +OwO WAFEU. Uncertain life ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe :33 death. +>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Just; you uWu say ;;w;; weww; OwO so would I ^.^ have ^w^ said. +OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ may ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ nyuvwty ^-^ to OwO the world. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is :3 indeed. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in >_> showing, you uWu shaww +;;w;; wead ^.^ it in ^.^ what-do-ye-caww't here. +OwO WAFEU. >_> [Weading OwO the >_< bawwad ;;w;; titwe] 'A >w< Showing >_> of :3 a Heavenly +;;w;; Effect in OwO an >w< Eawthwy Actor.' +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's xDD it; I would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the vewy OwO same. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw UwU dowphin :3 is ^.^ nyot lustier. ^-^ 'Fowe uWu me, I speak in +>w< wespect- +>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis stwange, 'tis vewy >_< stwange; UwU that :3 is OwO the bwief +ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tedious >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> of :3 a UwU most facinerious spirit UwU that +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot acknyowwedge ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be >_< the- +OwO WAFEU. Very hand >_> of >_< heaven. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO so I >w< say. +OwO WAFEU. UwU In :3 a UwU most weak- +>w< PAWOWWES. And >_< debiwe minister, gweat :33 powew, gweat ^-^ twanscendence; +;;w;; which x3 shouwd, :3 indeed, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a further ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< be :3 made than :3 awonye +OwO the recov'ry >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, as ^-^ to be- +OwO WAFEU. >w< Genyewawwy OwO thankfuw. + +x3 Entew xDD KING, HELENA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +>w< PAWOWWES. I would ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD it; you uWu say :33 weww. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. +OwO WAFEU. Wustig, as OwO the Dutchman ;;w;; says. I'll >_< wike :3 a maid OwO the :3 bettew, +UwU whiwst I ^.^ have :3 a tooth in my head. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's able ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD hew :3 a +^.^ cowanto. +>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Mowt xDD du :33 vinyaigwe! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this Helen? +OwO WAFEU. ^-^ 'Fowe God, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. +^w^ KING. Go, caww before me >w< aww OwO the uWu wowds in couwt. +Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT +>w< Sit, my >_> pwesewvew, uWu by >w< thy x3 patient's ÚwÚ side; +And with :3 this heawthfuw ;;w;; hand, uWu whose banish'd :33 sense +Thou >_> has ^.^ wepeaw'd, :3 a uWu second UwU time weceive +The >_> confiwmation >_> of my OwO pwomis'd ^-^ gift, +^w^ Which uWu but attends >w< thy OwO nyaming. + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw LORDS + +^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ send :3 fowth UwU thinye >w< eye. :3 This youthfuw uWu pawcew +x3 Of x3 nyobwe bachelors ^.^ stand at my bestowing, +uWu O'ew xDD whom uWu both x3 suvweign power ÚwÚ and >_< fathew's >w< voice +I ^.^ have ^-^ to use. x3 Thy :3 fwank >w< ewection make; +Thou x3 hast power ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU nyonye ^-^ to forsake. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> of you ^-^ onye fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ mistwess +xDD Faww, when love pwease. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to OwO each uWu but ^-^ onye! +OwO WAFEU. :3 I'd ^w^ give :33 bay Curtal ÚwÚ and his x3 fuwnyituwe +UwU My OwO mouth nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwoken than ^.^ these ÚwÚ boys', +And :3 wwit as wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Pewuse them :33 weww. +:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu but xDD had :3 a x3 nyobwe father. +HEWENyA. Gentwemen, +xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath OwO thwough me ÚwÚ westow'd OwO the UwU King ^-^ to ^w^ heawth. +ALL. We undewstand it, ÚwÚ and :3 thank >w< heaven uWu fow you. +HEWENyA. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein weawthiest +:33 That I uWu pwotest I >_> simpwy x3 am :3 a uWu maid. +UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. +The bwushes in my x3 cheeks ;;w;; thus whisper :3 me: +x3 'We x3 bwush UwU that :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; choose; ;;w;; but, >w< be OwO wefused, +>_> Wet OwO the >_> white death ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu fow x3 evew, +>w< We'ww :33 nye'ew come there >w< again.' +^w^ KING. UwU Make UwU choice ÚwÚ and see: +OwO Who :3 shuns >w< thy love :3 shuns >w< aww his love in >_> me. +HEWENyA. Nyow, >_> Dian, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< awtaw ^-^ do I fly, +And ^-^ to >w< impewiaw UwU Wuv, UwU that god UwU most high, +Do my sighs ^.^ stweam. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear my ^.^ suit? +OwO FIWST LORD. And gwant it. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Thanks, siw; >w< aww OwO the west :3 is mute. +OwO WAFEU. I xDD had wathew >w< be in :3 this UwU choice than thwow ^.^ ames-ace uWu fow my +wife. +HEWENyA. The xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ fwames in >_> youw fair >_> eyes, +Before I ÚwÚ speak, xDD too threat'ningly wepwies. +^-^ Wuv ^-^ make >_> youw :3 fowtunyes twenty xDD times :33 abuv +Her UwU that OwO so >_> wishes, ÚwÚ and xDD hew humbwe ^w^ wuv! +x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo :3 bettew, ^-^ if you pwease. +HEWENyA. UwU My ^w^ wish ^-^ weceive, +^w^ Which gweat ^-^ Wuv >_> gwant; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. +OwO WAFEU. Do >w< aww uWu they deny uWu hew? An uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_< sons >_> of >_< minye :3 I'd ^.^ have +them whipt; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ send them ^-^ to th' :3 Tuwk ^-^ to ^-^ make eunuchs >_> of. +HEWENyA. Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid UwU that I >_> youw hand shouwd x3 take; +I'll never ^-^ do you :33 wwong uWu fow >_> youw >_> own sake. +Blessing x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; vows; ÚwÚ and in >_> youw bed +Find ^-^ faiwew OwO fowtunye, ^-^ if you >w< evew :3 wed! +OwO WAFEU. ^.^ These :3 boys awe :3 boys >_> of ice; they'll UwU nyonye ^.^ have :3 hew. +Suwe, uWu they awe bastawds ^-^ to OwO the UwU Engwish; OwO the xDD Fwench :33 nye'ew ^w^ got >_< 'em. +HEWENyA. You awe xDD too young, xDD too happy, ÚwÚ and xDD too uWu good, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make yourself :3 a :3 son >_< out >_> of my bwood. +>_< FOUWTH LORD. ^-^ Faiw one, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +OwO WAFEU. There's ^-^ onye ^w^ gwape yet; I x3 am ^w^ suwe >w< thy fathew dwunk x3 winye-but +^-^ if :3 thou be'st ^.^ nyot OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a xDD youth >_> of fourteen; I ^.^ have OwO knyown +ÚwÚ thee awweady. +HEWENyA. uWu [To BERTRAM] I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say I UwU take OwO you; uWu but I ^w^ give +>w< Me ÚwÚ and my UwU sewvice, >w< evew UwU whiwst I live, +x3 Into >_> youw :3 guiding >_> powew. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, then, x3 young >_> Bewtwam, UwU take UwU hew; she's >w< thy wife. +BERTRAM. UwU My xDD wife, my UwU wiege! I uWu shaww uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +UwU In such :3 a ^-^ businyess ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; use +The ^w^ hewp >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> Bewtwam, +What ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye uWu fow x3 me? +BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my good ^w^ wowd; +But never >w< hope ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 why I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +^w^ KING. Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ she >_> has rais'd me ^-^ fwom my sickly bed. +BERTRAM. But UwU fowwows it, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me ;;w;; down +Must ÚwÚ answew uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ waising? I xDD knyow xDD hew weww: +She xDD had xDD hew breeding at my >_< fathew's :33 chawge. +OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter my UwU wife! UwU Disdain +>_< Wathew corrupt me ^-^ evew! +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis only title :3 thou ;;w;; disdain'st in UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; which +I can build :33 up. Strange :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ ouw bwoods, +x3 Of >_< cowouw, ^-^ weight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heat, UwU pouw'd >w< aww togethew, +Wouwd ^-^ quite xDD confound :3 distinction, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ stand x3 off +UwU In xDD diffewences OwO so ^.^ mighty. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be +^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is OwO viwtuous-save what :3 thou >_> diswik'st, +OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter-thou x3 diswik'st +x3 Of :3 viwtue uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; nyame; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +From x3 wowest place when ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< things :33 pwoceed, +The place :3 is >w< dignyified uWu by OwO the doew's uWu deed; +:3 Whewe gweat additions OwO sweww's, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue x3 nyonye, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 dwopsied honyouw. Good :3 awonye +^-^ Is good ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. ÚwÚ Viwenyess :3 is :3 so: +The property uWu by what ^.^ it :3 is shouwd ÚwÚ go, +:3 Nyot uWu by OwO the titwe. She :3 is young, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ faiw; +UwU In ^.^ these ^-^ to ^-^ nyatuwe she's immediate xDD heiw; +And ^.^ these breed honyouw. :33 That :3 is honour's :33 scown +^w^ Which chawwenges itsewf as honour's :3 bown +And :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ siwe. Honours thrive +When wathew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw acts ^-^ we them derive +>w< Than ^-^ ouw :3 fowe-goews. The mere word's :3 a slave, +Debauch'd uWu on every OwO tomb, uWu on every grave +OwO A lying twophy; ÚwÚ and as ^w^ oft :3 is OwO dumb +:3 Whewe ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd obwivion :3 is OwO the tomb +x3 Of UwU honyouw'd bones :3 indeed. What shouwd >w< be >_< said? +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe as :3 a ;;w;; maid, +I can UwU cweate OwO the ^-^ west. OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +^-^ Is xDD hew >_> own dowew; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and wealth ^-^ fwom >_> me. +BERTRAM. I cannyot love UwU hew, :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. +^w^ KING. Thou UwU wwong'st ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst ^-^ stwive ^-^ to uWu choose. +HEWENyA. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww restor'd, my lord, ^-^ I'm glad. +>_> Wet OwO the west ^.^ go. +^w^ KING. UwU My honour's at OwO the ;;w;; stake; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; defeat, +I >w< must >_> pwoduce my >_> powew. Here, UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; hand, +Proud scownfuw OwO boy, unworthy :3 this good ^-^ gift, +:33 That OwO dost in :3 viwe misprision shackle OwO up +UwU My love ÚwÚ and xDD hew desert; UwU that ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam +xDD We, OwO poising OwO us in xDD hew ^-^ defective >_> scawe, +:33 Shaww ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the beam; UwU that xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +^w^ It :3 is in OwO us ^-^ to >_> pwant UwU thinye uWu honyouw xDD whewe +We >w< pwease ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ gwow. Check >w< thy ^.^ contempt; +;;w;; Obey ^-^ ouw wiww, ;;w;; which ^.^ twavaiws in >w< thy >w< good; +>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 disdain, uWu but ÚwÚ pwesentwy +Do UwU thinye >_> own :3 fowtunyes UwU that uWu obedient ^.^ wight +^w^ Which uWu both >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ owes ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power claims; +Ow I uWu wiww thwow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my cawe uWu fow >w< evew +x3 Into OwO the :33 staggews ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawewess >_> wapse +x3 Of xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ignyowance; uWu both my wevenge ÚwÚ and UwU hate +^.^ Woosing x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the name >_> of justice, +Without >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of ;;w;; pity. Speak; UwU thinye >w< answew. +BERTRAM. >_> Pawdon, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; uWu fow I x3 submit +UwU My fancy ^-^ to >_> youw OwO eyes. When I consider +What gweat ^-^ cweation ÚwÚ and what dole >_> of uWu honyouw +^.^ Fwies xDD whewe you ;;w;; bid it, I find UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; which ^.^ wate +>_> Was in my nobler >_> thoughts UwU most base :3 is :3 nyow +The praised >_> of OwO the x3 King; :3 who, OwO so ennyobwed, +^-^ Is as 'twere :3 bown ÚwÚ so. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, +And tell xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is :3 thinye; ^-^ to xDD whom I pwomise +OwO A ÚwÚ countewpoise, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ estate +OwO A x3 bawance ^-^ mowe :33 wepwete. +BERTRAM. I UwU take xDD hew hand. +^w^ KING. Good >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the UwU King +>_> Smiwe x3 upon :3 this :3 contwact; uWu whose >_< cewemony +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO expedient uWu on OwO the nyow-bown brief, +And >w< be xDD pewfowm'd to-nyight. The sowemn feast +:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^.^ attend x3 upon OwO the UwU coming ^-^ space, +^.^ Expecting ÚwÚ absent >_< fwiends. UwU As :3 thou lov'st UwU hew, +x3 Thy ^-^ wuv's ^-^ to me OwO wewigious; ewse, OwO does UwU eww. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LAFEU ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES ^-^ who stay ^.^ behind, +OwO commenting >_> of :3 this >w< wedding +OwO WAFEU. Do you OwO heaw, >w< monsieuw? OwO A >_> wowd with you. +>w< PAWOWWES. Your pweasuwe, sir? +OwO WAFEU. Your lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew >_> did ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ make his xDD wecantation. +>w< PAWOWWES. Recantation! UwU My Lord! my >w< mastew! +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a language I speak? +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A UwU most harsh one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be understood ^-^ without bwoody +succeeding. UwU My >w< mastew! +OwO WAFEU. uWu Awe you ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^w^ count; ^-^ to >w< aww :3 counts; ^-^ to what :3 is xDD man. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To what :3 is count's ÚwÚ man: count's ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of another >_< stywe. +>w< PAWOWWES. You awe xDD too >_> owd, siw; let ^.^ it xDD satisfy you, you awe xDD too +^.^ owd. +OwO WAFEU. I >w< must tell ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ siwwah, I wwite >w< man; ^-^ to ;;w;; which title :3 age +cannyot bwing thee. +>w< PAWOWWES. What I dare xDD too ;;w;; weww uWu do, I dare ^.^ nyot do. +OwO WAFEU. I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, uWu fow two owdinyawies, ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwetty xDD wise +fellow; :3 thou didst ^-^ make >_> towewabwe :33 vent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; twavew; ^.^ it UwU might +UwU pass. >_> Yet OwO the scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bannyewets about ÚwÚ thee >_> did manifoldly +^.^ dissuade me ^-^ fwom bewieving ÚwÚ thee :3 a vessel >_> of xDD too gweat :3 a burden. I +^.^ have :3 nyow ;;w;; found thee; when I wose ÚwÚ thee UwU again I cawe not; ÚwÚ yet art +:3 thou good uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ taking up; ÚwÚ and UwU that thou'rt scarce +worth. +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >w< antiquity x3 upon ^w^ thee- +OwO WAFEU. Do ^.^ nyot plunge thyself xDD too :3 faw in angew, west :3 thou ^.^ hasten >w< thy +x3 twiaw; ;;w;; which if-Lord ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a hen! UwU So, my good +^w^ window >_> of ÚwÚ wattice, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; >w< thy casement I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^.^ open, +uWu fow I ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough thee. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^w^ give me UwU most egwegious ^-^ indignyity. +OwO WAFEU. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of it. +>w< PAWOWWES. I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, my lord, deserv'd it. +OwO WAFEU. x3 Yes, good :33 faith, UwU ev'wy ^.^ dwam >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ thee +:3 a scwupwe. +>w< PAWOWWES. Weww, I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wisew. +OwO WAFEU. Ev'n as >_> soon as :3 thou x3 canst, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to >_< puww at :3 a xDD smack +o' th' contrary. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou be'st bound in >w< thy ^.^ scawf ÚwÚ and +;;w;; beaten, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy bondage. I +^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to howd my >_> acquaintance with ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew my +^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say in OwO the x3 defauwt :33 'He :3 is :3 a man I :33 knyow.' +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me UwU most ;;w;; insuppowtabwe vexation. +OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe heww x3 pains uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow UwU doing +eternal; uWu fow UwU doing I x3 am ^.^ past, as I uWu wiww uWu by ^.^ thee, in what motion +:3 age uWu wiww ^w^ give me weave. Exit +>w< PAWOWWES. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :3 son uWu shaww UwU take :3 this >w< disgwace x3 off :3 me: +OwO scuwvy, >_> owd, ÚwÚ fiwthy, scurvy wowd! Weww, I >w< must >w< be patient; there +:3 is nyo fettewing >_> of authowity. I'll beat ^w^ him, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ if I can +^.^ meet him with ^-^ any :33 convenyience, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe double ÚwÚ and double :3 a +:33 wowd. I'll ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity >_> of his :3 age than I would ^.^ have ^-^ of- +I'll beat ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu but ^.^ meet him again. + +;;w;; We-entew LAFEU + +OwO WAFEU. Sirrah, >_> youw lord ÚwÚ and >_< mastew's ÚwÚ mawwied; :33 thewe's UwU nyews uWu fow +OwO you; you ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew OwO mistwess. +>w< PAWOWWES. I UwU most unfeignedly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some +;;w;; wesewvation >_> of >_> youw wwongs. ÚwÚ He :3 is my good uWu wowd: xDD whom I sewve +:33 abuv :3 is my mastew. +OwO WAFEU. :3 Who? ^.^ God? +>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, sir. +OwO WAFEU. The ^w^ deviw ^.^ it :3 is that's >w< thy mastew. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou gawtew OwO up +>w< thy ÚwÚ awms o' :3 this UwU fashion? Dost ^-^ make hose >_> of >w< thy sweeves? Do uWu othew +^-^ sewvants so? Thou ^w^ wewt :33 best xDD set >w< thy wowew part xDD whewe >w< thy nyose +stands. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe uWu but two ^w^ houws younger, :3 I'd beat +thee. >w< Methink'st :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ genyewaw offence, ÚwÚ and every man shouwd +beat thee. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast created uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to bweathe +themsewves x3 upon thee. +>w< PAWOWWES. :3 This :3 is ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and xDD undesewved >_> measuwe, my :33 wowd. +OwO WAFEU. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten in ^-^ Itawy uWu fow >w< picking :3 a UwU kewnyew +>_< out >_> of :3 a xDD pomegwanyate; you awe :3 a vagabond, ÚwÚ and nyo OwO twue traveller; +you awe ^-^ mowe ;;w;; saucy with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe ÚwÚ pewsonyages than OwO the +:33 commission >_> of >_> youw biwth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gives you OwO hewawdwy. You awe +^.^ nyot wowth another ;;w;; wowd, ewse :3 I'd caww you knave. I xDD weave you. +Exit + +x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM + +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Good, very, uWu good, ^.^ it :3 is OwO so xDD then. OwO Good, vewy >w< good; let ^.^ it +>w< be ;;w;; conceaw'd >_> awhiwe. +BERTRAM. >w< Undonye, ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited ^-^ to >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ evew! +>w< PAWOWWES. What's OwO the matter, sweetheawt? +BERTRAM. UwU Awthough before OwO the sowemn pwiest I ^.^ have >_> swown, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bed :3 hew. +>w< PAWOWWES. >_> What, what, sweetheawt? +BERTRAM. :3 O my :3 Pawowwes, uWu they ^.^ have married UwU me! +I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> Tuscan ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and never bed :3 hew. +>w< PAWOWWES. Fwance :3 is :3 a ^w^ dog-howe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe merits +The ÚwÚ twead >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ man's foot. ÚwÚ To th' waws! +BERTRAM. There's letters ^-^ fwom my mother; what th' :3 impowt :3 is I xDD knyow +^.^ nyot >_> yet. +>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, UwU that would >w< be known. ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ waws, my OwO boy, ^-^ to th' +waws! +ÚwÚ He weaws his uWu honyouw in :3 a ;;w;; box >_> unseen +:33 That >_< hugs his kicky-wicky here at home, +Spending his >_< manwy :33 mawwow in xDD hew uWu awms, +^w^ Which shouwd sustain OwO the bound ÚwÚ and UwU high ^-^ cuwvet +x3 Of :33 Maws's :33 fiewy >_> steed. ÚwÚ To uWu othew wegions! +Fwance :3 is :3 a stabwe; ^-^ we UwU that ÚwÚ dweww xDD in't jades; +:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to th' xDD waw! +BERTRAM. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to my OwO house, +:3 Acquaint my mothew with my UwU hate ^-^ to UwU hew, +And xDD whewefowe I x3 am >_> fwed; wwite ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +:33 That ;;w;; which I durst ^.^ nyot speak. His ÚwÚ pwesent >_> gift +:33 Shaww >_> fuwnyish me ^-^ to x3 those >w< Itawian fields +:3 Whewe x3 nyobwe xDD fewwows ^w^ stwike. ^.^ Waw :3 is nyo stwife +ÚwÚ To OwO the dark house ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 detested wife. +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Wiww :3 this uWu capwiccio howd in ^.^ thee, art >_> suwe? +BERTRAM. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and :33 advise >_> me. +I'll ^-^ send xDD hew straight >_> away. >w< To-mowwow +I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD hew >w< singwe sorrow. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these x3 bawws >_< bound; :33 thewe's ^w^ nyoise in it. ^.^ 'Tis uWu hawd: +OwO A x3 young man married :3 is :3 a man that's ^-^ maww'd. +OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew bwavewy; ^.^ go. +The UwU King >_> has x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; ;;w;; but, hush, 'tis ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +HEWENyA. UwU My mothew >_> gweets me kindwy; :3 is ^.^ she uWu weww? +CLOWN. She :3 is ^.^ nyot well, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she >_> has xDD hew ^w^ heawth; she's vewy +uWu mewwy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. But ^w^ thanks >w< be uWu given, she's vewy +well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants nyothing >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be vewy well, what OwO does ^.^ she ÚwÚ aiw UwU that she's ^.^ nyot vewy +uWu weww? +CLOWN. Twuwy, she's vewy ;;w;; weww :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow two ;;w;; things. +HEWENyA. What two things? +CLOWN. >w< Onye, UwU that she's ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, :33 whithew :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! +The xDD othew, UwU that she's in :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Bwess you, my >_> fowtunyate ^-^ wady! +HEWENyA. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own good +UwU fowtunyes. +>w< PAWOWWES. You xDD had my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep them OwO on, +^.^ have them ^.^ stiww. :33 O, my >_< knyave, how OwO does my ^.^ owd >w< wady? +CLOWN. ^w^ So UwU that you xDD had xDD hew wrinkles ÚwÚ and I xDD hew >_> monyey, I would ^.^ she +>_> did as you >w< say. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu say nothing. +CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, you awe OwO the uWu wisew >w< man; uWu fow many :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 tongue xDD shakes +>_< out his >_< mastew's ;;w;; undoing. ÚwÚ To uWu say nothing, ^-^ to ^-^ do nothing, ^-^ to xDD knyow +nothing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nothing, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat part >_> of >_> youw +titwe, ;;w;; which :3 is within :3 a vewy wittwe >_> of nothing. +>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Away! th'art :3 a knave. +CLOWN. You shouwd ^.^ have said, ;;w;; siw, 'Before :3 a ^.^ knyave th'art :3 a knave'; +that's 'Before me th'art :3 a uWu knyave.' :3 This xDD had >_< been truth, sir. +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow; I ^.^ have ;;w;; found thee. +CLOWN. OwO Did you find me in OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ taught ^-^ to find +x3 me? The >_> seawch, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was :3 pwofitabwe; ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO foow ^-^ may you find +in you, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the world's ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO incwease >_> of +^-^ waughtew. +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A good >_< knyave, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :3 fed. +^w^ Madam, my lord uWu wiww >w< go away ;;w;; to-nyight: +OwO A vewy uWu sewious ^-^ businyess calls uWu on >_> him. +The gweat prerogative ÚwÚ and >_> wite >_> of love, +>w< Which, as >_> youw OwO due, UwU time claims, ^.^ he OwO does >_> acknyowwedge; +But ^-^ puts ^.^ it x3 off ^-^ to :3 a xDD compeww'd OwO westwaint; +uWu Whose ;;w;; want, ÚwÚ and uWu whose deway, :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with :3 sweets, +^w^ Which uWu they distil :3 nyow in OwO the :33 cuwbed UwU time, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the UwU coming hour o'ewfwow with ^.^ joy +And ^w^ pweasuwe drown OwO the brim. +HEWENyA. What's his xDD ewse? +>w< PAWOWWES. :33 That you uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 instant xDD weave o' th' ;;w;; King, +And ^-^ make :3 this haste as >_> youw >_> own good pwoceeding, +Stwength'nyed with what >w< apowogy you ÚwÚ think +May ^-^ make ^.^ it pwobabwe need. +HEWENyA. What ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ commands x3 he? +>w< PAWOWWES. That, having :3 this ÚwÚ obtain'd, you ÚwÚ pwesentwy +x3 Attend his further ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +HEWENyA. UwU In OwO evewything I OwO wait x3 upon his uWu wiww. +>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +HEWENyA. I pray you. Exit >w< PAWOWWES +^w^ Come, sirrah. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 5. +^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew LAFEU ÚwÚ and x3 BEWTWAM + +OwO WAFEU. But I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship OwO thinks ^.^ nyot him :3 a sowdiew. +BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> of vewy ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ appwoof. +OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his >_> own dewivewance. +BERTRAM. And uWu by uWu othew ^w^ wawwanted ^.^ testimony. +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then my >w< diaw :33 goes ^.^ nyot true; I took :3 this lark uWu fow :3 a bunting. +BERTRAM. I ^-^ do assuwe you, my lord, ^.^ he :3 is vewy gweat in ^.^ knyowwedge, +ÚwÚ and >_< accowdingwy uWu vawiant. +OwO WAFEU. I ^.^ have then :3 sinn'd x3 against his experience ÚwÚ and >_< twansgwess'd +x3 against his ^.^ vawouw; ÚwÚ and my OwO state UwU that uWu way :3 is xDD dangewous, >_< since I +cannyot ÚwÚ yet find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD wepent. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he >w< comes; I pray you +^-^ make OwO us fwiends; I uWu wiww x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ amity + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu [To BERTRAM] ^.^ These >w< things uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, sir. +OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's his tailor? +>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Siw! +OwO WAFEU. :33 O, I xDD knyow him :33 weww. >w< Ay, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD 's :3 a good UwU wowkman, :3 a +vewy good >_> taiwow. +BERTRAM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PAWOWWES] ^-^ Is ^.^ she gonye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? +>w< PAWOWWES. She is. +BERTRAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ she away x3 to-nyight? +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU As ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have :3 hew. +BERTRAM. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my :3 wettews, casketed my tweasuwe, +x3 Given owdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw howses; ÚwÚ and to-night, +When I shouwd UwU take UwU possession >_> of OwO the bwide, +;;w;; End ewe I ^-^ do begin. +OwO WAFEU. OwO A good :33 twavewwew :3 is xDD something at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a xDD dinnyew; +uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 wies ^.^ thwee-thiwds ÚwÚ and :3 uses :3 a OwO knyown >w< twuth ^-^ to xDD pass :3 a +^w^ thousand nothings OwO with, shouwd >w< be UwU once heard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice OwO beaten. +:3 God :33 save you, uWu Captain. +BERTRAM. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any unkindness :3 between my lord ÚwÚ and you, >w< monsieuw? +>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^.^ have >w< desewved ^-^ to run OwO into my ;;w;; wowd's +displeasure. +OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to run OwO into ;;w;; 't, :33 boots ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and aww, +>_< wike him UwU that ^-^ weapt OwO into OwO the custard; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ it ^w^ you'ww run +uWu again, wathew than suffer xDD question uWu fow >_> youw wesidence. +BERTRAM. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have ^w^ mistaken ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. +OwO WAFEU. And uWu shaww ^-^ do OwO so x3 evew, >w< though I took him OwO at's ^.^ pwayews. +Fawe you well, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and believe :3 this >_> of :3 me: there can >w< be nyo +>_< kewnyaw in :3 this ^.^ wight >_< nyut; OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :3 this man :3 is his >_> cwothes; +xDD twust him ^.^ nyot in matter >_> of :33 heavy >_< consequence; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> of them +>_> tame, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow theiw nyatuwes. Faweweww, :3 monsieuw; I ^.^ have spoken +better >_> of you than you ^.^ have ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^-^ to deserve at my >w< hand; uWu but ^-^ we +>w< must ^-^ do good x3 against :33 eviw. Exit +>w< PAWOWWES. An :33 idwe lord, I uWu sweaw. +BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO him? +BERTRAM. x3 Yes, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^w^ common OwO speech +Gives him :3 a >w< wowthy UwU pass. ;;w;; Hewe comes my clog. + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA + +HEWENyA. I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, as I ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ^-^ fwom you, +Spoke with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 pwocuw'd his xDD weave +>_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent pawting; only ^.^ he desires +uWu Some pwivate OwO speech with you. +BERTRAM. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey his uWu wiww. +You >w< must ^.^ nyot mawvew, >_< Hewen, at my ^.^ couwse, +^w^ Which howds ^.^ nyot >w< cowouw with OwO the UwU time, :3 nyow OwO does +The >w< minyistwation ÚwÚ and required >w< office +uWu On my pawticuwaw. ^.^ Pwepaw'd I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot +>_< Fow such :3 a OwO businyess; OwO thewefowe x3 am I ;;w;; found +^w^ So >w< much unsettled. :3 This >_> dwives me ^-^ to entweat you +:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU take >_> youw uWu way uWu fow home, +And wathew ^w^ muse than ÚwÚ ask x3 why I entweat OwO you; +>_< Fow my respects awe better than uWu they seem, +And my ^.^ appointments ^.^ have in them :3 a :3 nyeed +>_< Gweatew than >w< shows itsewf at OwO the ^.^ fiwst view +ÚwÚ To you UwU that xDD knyow them not. :3 This ^-^ to my mother. +[Giving :3 a letter] +'Twiww >w< be two >_< days ewe I uWu shaww UwU see OwO you; OwO so +I xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw xDD wisdom. +HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I can nyothing uWu say +But UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient sewvant. +BERTRAM. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +HEWENyA. And >w< evew uWu shaww +x3 With OwO twue >_< obsewvance >w< seek ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out UwU that +OwO Whewein towawd me my ;;w;; homewy x3 staws ^.^ have ^w^ faiw'd +ÚwÚ To >w< equaw my gweat xDD fowtunye. +BERTRAM. >_> Wet UwU that ^.^ go. +UwU My haste :3 is vewy ÚwÚ gweat. Farewell; UwU hie UwU home. +HEWENyA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. +BERTRAM. Weww, what would you ^w^ say? +HEWENyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the wealth I ^.^ owe, +Nyow dare I uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it >_> is; +But, >_< wike :3 a >_> timowous xDD thief, UwU most fain would >_< steaw +What OwO waw OwO does vouch >_< minye >w< own. +BERTRAM. What would you have? +HEWENyA. ^w^ Something; ÚwÚ and scarce OwO so :33 much; nothing, :3 indeed. +I would ^.^ nyot tell you what I ÚwÚ wouwd, my :33 wowd. +OwO Faith, ^.^ yes: +Strangers ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ do sunder ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; kiss. +BERTRAM. I pray you, stay ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in haste ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. +HEWENyA. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw ^-^ bidding, good my :33 wowd. +BERTRAM. :3 Whewe awe my uWu othew ^-^ men, >w< monsieuw? +^w^ Faweweww! Exit ^.^ HEWENyA +uWu Go :3 thou towawd home, xDD whewe I uWu wiww never come +>w< Whiwst I can >_< shake my >_< swowd ^w^ ow hear OwO the drum. +Away, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw fwight. +>w< PAWOWWES. Bravely, x3 cowagio! >_< Exeunt + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +Florence. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, attended; two +FRENCH LORDS, with :3 a ÚwÚ TWOOP >_< OF SOLDIERS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So UwU that, ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to ^w^ point, :3 nyow ^.^ have you hear +The >_> fundamentaw reasons >_> of :3 this waw; +uWu Whose gweat x3 decision ;;w;; hath >w< much UwU bwood let :3 fowth +And ^-^ mowe thirsts >w< aftew. +OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Howy uWu seems OwO the >_< quawwew +:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace's part; bwack ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw +uWu On OwO the x3 opposew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we x3 mawvew >w< much ^-^ ouw cousin Fwance +Wouwd in OwO so ^.^ just :3 a ^-^ businyess OwO shut his uWu bosom +uWu Against ^-^ ouw >w< bowwowing ^.^ pwayews. +x3 SECOND LORD. Good my lord, +The reasons >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state I cannyot yield, +But >_< wike :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> outwawd man +:33 That OwO the gweat figuwe >_> of :3 a council ^.^ fwames +By UwU sewf-unyabwe motion; OwO thewefowe dare ^.^ nyot +Say what I ÚwÚ think >_> of it, >_< since I ^.^ have ;;w;; found +Myself in my ÚwÚ incewtain :33 gwounds ^-^ to x3 faiw +UwU As >_< often as I >w< guess'd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +OwO FIWST LORD. But I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the ^.^ youngew >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU nyatuwe, +:33 That >w< suwfeit uWu on theiw ease, uWu wiww :3 day uWu by :3 day +Come here uWu fow x3 physic. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome uWu shaww uWu they >w< be +And >w< aww OwO the honours UwU that can UwU fwy ^-^ fwom OwO us +:33 Shaww uWu on them UwU settwe. You xDD knyow >_> youw OwO pwaces ;;w;; weww; +When better fall, uWu fow >_> youw >w< avaiws uWu they feww. +>w< To-mowwow ^-^ to th' fiewd. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ happen'd >w< aww as I would ^.^ have xDD had it, :33 save UwU that ^.^ he +comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong with :3 hew. +CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, I UwU take my x3 young lord ^-^ to >w< be :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy +xDD man. +>w< COUNTESS. By what x3 obsewvance, I pray you? +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his ^w^ boot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO mend OwO the uWu wuff ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ ask UwU questions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO pick his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and uWu sing. I xDD knyow :3 a +man UwU that xDD had :3 this xDD twick >_> of >_> mewanchowy :3 sowd :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; manyow uWu fow :3 a +UwU song. +>w< COUNTESS. >_> Wet me UwU see what ^.^ he >w< wwites, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to come. +^w^ [Openying :3 a letter] +CLOWN. I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind ^-^ to Isbew >_< since I ÚwÚ was at couwt. Our ^.^ owd x3 wing +ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Isbels o' th' ;;w;; countwy awe nyothing >_< wike >_> youw ^.^ owd x3 wing ÚwÚ and +>_> youw Isbels o' th' couwt. The >w< bwains >_> of my :33 Cupid's ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ out; +ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to love, as OwO an ^.^ owd man loves >_> monyey, with nyo :3 stomach. +>w< COUNTESS. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +CLOWN. uWu E'en UwU that you ^.^ have ^.^ thewe. Exit +>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ^.^ have x3 sent you :3 a daughter-in-law; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath +UwU wecuvwed OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and undonye >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ wedded UwU hew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ bedded +UwU hew; ÚwÚ and sworn ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu "nyot" >_> etewnyaw. You uWu shaww hear I x3 am run +away; xDD knyow ^.^ it before OwO the wepowt come. >w< If there >w< be bweadth enough +in OwO the UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww howd :3 a wong ^w^ distance. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you. +Your >_< unfowtunyate UwU son, +BERTRAM.' +:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, wash ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unbwidwed OwO boy, +ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the favouws >_> of OwO so good :3 a ^-^ king, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck his UwU indignyation uWu on >w< thy head +By OwO the misprizing >_> of :3 a maid xDD too ÚwÚ viwtuous +>_< Fow OwO the >_> contempt >_> of ÚwÚ empiwe. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN + +CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, :33 yondew :3 is :33 heavy UwU nyews within :3 between two xDD sowdiews +ÚwÚ and my x3 young >_< wady. +>w< COUNTESS. What :3 is OwO the >_> -mattew? +CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, there :3 is >w< some comfort in OwO the UwU nyews, >w< some OwO comfowt; >_> youw +:3 son uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD kiww'd OwO so >_> soon as I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. +>w< COUNTESS. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ kiww'd? +CLOWN. ^w^ So uWu say OwO I, UwU madam, ^-^ if ^.^ he run ^w^ away, as I hear ^.^ he OwO does OwO the +danger :3 is in standing ^-^ to 't; that's OwO the woss >_> of ^-^ men, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be +OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of children. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come uWu wiww tell you more. >_< Fow my +UwU pawt, I only hear >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was run >_> away. Exit + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH GENTLEMEN + +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Save you, good ÚwÚ madam. +HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, my lord :3 is gone, uWu fow >w< evew gone. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. +>w< COUNTESS. :33 Think x3 upon uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you, :3 gentwemen- +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO so many ^-^ quiwks >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and >w< gwief +:33 That OwO the ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; face >_> of neither, uWu on OwO the start, +^w^ Can ^-^ woman me x3 unto 't. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU son, I pray you? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's gonye ^-^ to sewve OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Florence. +We met him ÚwÚ thithewwawd; uWu fow ^.^ thence ^-^ we >w< came, +And, aftew >w< some uWu dispatch in hand at couwt, +Thithew ^-^ we ^-^ bend again. +HEWENyA. Wook uWu on :3 this letter, ^.^ madam; >w< hewe's my :33 passpowt. +^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get OwO the ring x3 upon my fingew, ;;w;; which +never uWu shaww come OwO off, ÚwÚ and show me :3 a >w< chiwd ÚwÚ begotten >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ body +UwU that I x3 am fathew ^.^ to, then caww me ^-^ husband; uWu but in such :3 a ^w^ "then" I +wwite :3 a ^.^ "nyevew." +:3 This :3 is :3 a dreadful uWu sentence. +>w< COUNTESS. Brought you :3 this letter, ;;w;; gentwemen? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; +And uWu fow OwO the contents' :33 sake awe >_< sowwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. +>w< COUNTESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, ^.^ have :3 a better cheer; +>w< If :3 thou x3 engwossest >w< aww OwO the gwiefs awe thinye, +Thou ^-^ wobb'st me >_> of :3 a moiety. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 son; +But I ^-^ do wash his name >_< out >_> of my blood, +And :3 thou art >w< aww my chiwd. Towawds OwO Fwowence :3 is x3 he? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +>w< COUNTESS. And ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ sowdiew? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Such :3 is his x3 nyobwe ^.^ puwpose; :3 and, believe ;;w;; 't, +The UwU Duke uWu wiww uWu way x3 upon him >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw +:33 That good convenience cwaims. +>w< COUNTESS. Wetuwn you ^w^ thithew? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with OwO the ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of x3 speed. +HEWENyA. ^-^ [Weads] 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' +^.^ 'Tis bitter. +>w< COUNTESS. Find you UwU that thewe? +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of his hand ^.^ hapwy, ;;w;; which +his OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< consenting x3 to. +>w< COUNTESS. Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he ^.^ have nyo UwU wife! +There's nyothing here UwU that :3 is xDD too good uWu fow him +But only she; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :3 a lord +:33 That twenty such wude :3 boys UwU might tend OwO upon, +And caww xDD hew houwwy OwO mistwess. OwO Who ÚwÚ was with OwO him? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A ^-^ sewvant only, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman +^w^ Which I ^.^ have sometime known. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 Pawowwes, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, my good >w< wady, ^w^ he. +>w< COUNTESS. OwO A vewy :33 tainted fewwow, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wickedness. +UwU My :3 son corrupts :3 a x3 weww-dewived ^-^ nyatuwe +x3 With his inducement. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Indeed, good >w< wady, +The :3 fewwow >_> has :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of UwU that xDD too >w< much +^w^ Which howds him >w< much ^-^ to have. +>w< COUNTESS. Y'awe welcome, >_< gentwemen. +I uWu wiww entweat you, when you UwU see my UwU son, +ÚwÚ To tell him UwU that his >_< swowd can never ^.^ win +The uWu honyouw UwU that ^.^ he x3 woses. Mowe I'll entweat you +Wwitten ^-^ to bear awong. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We sewve you, UwU madam, +UwU In UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> youw wowthiest UwU affaiws. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot so, uWu but as ^-^ we >_> change ^-^ ouw couwtesies. +uWu Wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? >_< Exeunt >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN +HEWENyA. 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' +Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he >_> has nyo UwU wife! +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, UwU nyonye in Fwance +;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou >w< aww again. OwO Poow wowd! :3 is't +:33 That ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and expose +Those >w< tendew wimbs >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ event +x3 Of OwO the non-sparing ÚwÚ waw? And :3 is ^.^ it I +:33 That ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu spowtive couwt, xDD whewe :3 thou +^w^ Wast shot at with fair >_> eyes, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the mark +x3 Of :33 smoky UwU muskets? :3 O you :33 weaden :33 messengews, +:33 That ride x3 upon OwO the viowent ÚwÚ speed >_> of fire, +>_> Fwy with false OwO aim; move OwO the still-piecing :3 aiw, +:33 That ;;w;; sings with uWu piewcing; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch my :33 wowd. +x3 Whoevew :3 shoots at ^w^ him, I xDD set him :3 thewe; +x3 Whoevew chawges uWu on his :3 fowwawd ^w^ bweast, +I x3 am OwO the caitiff UwU that ^-^ do howd him to't; +And >w< though I :33 kiww him ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am OwO the cause +His death ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ effected. >_< Bettew 'twere +I met OwO the ravin x3 wion when ^.^ he xDD woaw'd +x3 With shawp >w< constwaint >_> of uWu hungew; better 'twere +:33 That >w< aww OwO the xDD misewies ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ owes +Were >_< minye at ^-^ once. Nyo; come :3 thou home, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, +>_> Whence uWu honyouw uWu but >_> of danger UwU wins :3 a ^-^ scaw, +UwU As ^w^ oft ^.^ it >w< woses all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone. +UwU My being here ^.^ it :3 is UwU that howds ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. +:33 Shaww I stay here ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 't? No, no, although +The ÚwÚ aiw >_> of xDD pawadise >_> did fan OwO the OwO house, +And xDD angews offic'd all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, +:33 That ^w^ pitifuw wumouw ^-^ may wepowt my flight +ÚwÚ To consolate UwU thinye OwO eaw. ^w^ Come, >_< nyight; end, day. +>_< Fow with OwO the xDD dawk, UwU poow xDD thief, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +Florence. Before OwO the x3 DUKE's :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, SOWDIEWS, +uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets + +ÚwÚ DUKE. The x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Howse :3 thou :33 awt; ÚwÚ and >_> we, +Great in ^-^ ouw hope, uWu way ^-^ ouw :33 best love ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedence +:3 Upon >w< thy ^w^ pwomising xDD fowtunye. +BERTRAM. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is +OwO A chawge xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow my >w< stwength; uWu but ÚwÚ yet +>w< We'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to bear ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >w< wowthy :33 sake +ÚwÚ To th' extreme >_> edge >_> of ^.^ hazawd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then >w< go :3 thou fowth; +And >_> Fowtunye xDD pway x3 upon >w< thy pwospewous hewm, +UwU As >w< thy >_< auspicious :33 mistwess! +BERTRAM. :3 This vewy day, +Great xDD Maws, I >w< put ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< thy uWu fiwe; +UwU Make me uWu but >_< wike my ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv +OwO A >_> wuvw >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, ^w^ hatew >_> of wuv. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and STEWAWD + +>w< COUNTESS. Alas! ÚwÚ and would you UwU take OwO the letter >_> of uWu hew? +OwO Might you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^.^ she would ^-^ do as ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye +By ^w^ sending me :3 a >_> wettew? x3 Wead ^.^ it again. +STEWAWD. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 am x3 Saint Jaques' piwgwim, thithew gone. +^w^ Ambitious love ;;w;; hath OwO so in me uWu offended +:33 That bawefoot plod I OwO the x3 cowd gwound OwO upon, +x3 With sainted x3 vow my faults ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ amended. +ÚwÚ Wwite, write, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the bwoody ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO waw +UwU My ;;w;; deawest :3 mastew, >_> youw dear UwU son, ^-^ may x3 hie. +^w^ Bwess him at UwU home in :3 peace, UwU whiwst I ^-^ fwom :3 faw +His name with zeawous fewvouw uWu sanctify. +His :3 taken x3 wabouws ;;w;; bid him me x3 fowgive; +OwO I, his ^.^ despitefuw ^-^ Junyo, x3 sent him :3 fowth +From >_> couwtwy fwiends, with uWu camping :33 foes ^-^ to live, +:3 Whewe death ÚwÚ and danger ;;w;; dogs OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of worth. +ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too good ÚwÚ and fair uWu fow death ÚwÚ and me; +x3 Whom I ^-^ mysewf ^w^ embwace ^-^ to xDD set him free.' +>w< COUNTESS. xDD Ah, what shawp ^-^ stings awe in xDD hew UwU miwdest UwU wowds! +^.^ Winyawdo, you >_> did never wack >_> advice OwO so >w< much +UwU As >_> wetting xDD hew xDD pass >w< so; xDD had I xDD spoke with UwU hew, +I :33 couwd ^.^ have ;;w;; weww divewted xDD hew intents, +^w^ Which ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 pwevented. +STEWAWD. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; +>w< If I xDD had >w< given you :3 this at ÚwÚ uvw-nyight, +She UwU might ^.^ have >_< been o'ew >_> ta'en; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ;;w;; wwites +:3 Puwsuit would >w< be uWu but vain. +>w< COUNTESS. What :3 angew uWu shaww +^w^ Bwess :3 this unworthy ^.^ husband? ÚwÚ He cannyot thrive, +>_< Unwess xDD hew >_> pwayews, xDD whom >w< heaven >w< dewights ^-^ to hear +And loves ^-^ to :33 gwant, wepwieve him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wwath +x3 Of :3 gweatest :33 justice. ÚwÚ Wwite, write, ^.^ Winyawdo, +ÚwÚ To :3 this unworthy xDD husband >_> of his ^-^ wife; +>_> Wet every >_> wowd ^.^ weigh :33 heavy >_> of xDD hew wowth +:33 That ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ weigh xDD too >_> wight. UwU My :3 gweatest gwief, +^-^ Though wittwe ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feew it, xDD set ;;w;; down ^.^ shawpwy. +^w^ Dispatch OwO the UwU most UwU convenyient messenger. +When uWu hapwy ^.^ he uWu shaww hear UwU that ^.^ she :3 is gonye +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and >w< hope I ^-^ may UwU that :33 she, +^w^ Heawing OwO so xDD much, uWu wiww ÚwÚ speed xDD hew foot uWu again, +uWu Wed UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ puwe wuv. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu both +^-^ Is ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to me I ^.^ have nyo >_> skiww in :33 sense +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make distinction. xDD Pwovide :3 this messenger. +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age :3 is weak; +x3 Gwief would ^.^ have >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >_< bids me speak. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 5. + +Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of OwO Fwowence +OwO A ^w^ tucket ^-^ afaw UwU off. x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF FLORENCE, xDD hew daughter DIANyA, +^.^ VIOWENTA, ÚwÚ and MARIANA, with uWu othew UwU CITIZENS + +^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 come; uWu fow ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ do xDD appwoach OwO the :33 city ^-^ we uWu shaww wose +>w< aww OwO the ^w^ sight. +DIANA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; count >_> has x3 donye UwU most honyouwabwe uWu sewvice. +^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted UwU that ^.^ he >_> has :3 taken theiw >w< gweat'st >w< commandew; +ÚwÚ and UwU that with his >_> own hand ^.^ he slew OwO the >w< Duke's brother. ;;w;; [Tucket] +We ^.^ have lost ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; uWu they awe gonye :3 a contrary way. >_> Hawk! you +^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by theiw trumpets. +^w^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Come, wet's xDD wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and suffice uWu ouwsewves with OwO the +wepowt >_> of it. Weww, Diana, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 this xDD Fwench eaww; OwO the +uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a maid :3 is xDD hew uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and nyo legacy :3 is OwO so rich as +x3 honyesty. +^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have told my UwU nyeighbouw how you ^.^ have >_< been sowicited uWu by :3 a +^-^ gentweman his companion. +^w^ MAWIANyA. I xDD knyow UwU that >_< knyave, >_> hang :3 him! ^-^ onye OwO Pawowwes; :3 a fiwthy +^w^ officew ^.^ he :3 is in x3 those suggestions uWu fow OwO the x3 young earl. >_< Bewawe >_> of +;;w;; them, Dianya: theiw ^-^ pwomises, enticements, oaths, tokens, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +^.^ these xDD enginyes >_> of >w< wust, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< things uWu they >w< go ^w^ undew; many :3 a +maid ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD seduced uWu by them; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< misewy ;;w;; is, ^.^ exampwe, UwU that +OwO so uWu tewwibwe >w< shows in OwO the :3 wweck >_> of ^.^ maidenhood, cannyot uWu fow >w< aww UwU that +^.^ dissuade xDD succession, uWu but UwU that uWu they awe wimed with OwO the twigs UwU that +UwU thweatens ^.^ them. I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 advise you :33 fuwthew; uWu but I +>w< hope >_> youw >_> own OwO gwace uWu wiww ^-^ keep you xDD whewe you awe, >w< though there +;;w;; wewe nyo further danger OwO knyown uWu but OwO the x3 modesty ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so xDD wost. +DIANA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw >_> me. + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA in OwO the dwess >_> of :3 a pilgrim + +^w^ WIDOW. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. Look, here comes :3 a piwgwim. I xDD knyow ^.^ she uWu wiww lie +at my uWu house: thithew uWu they ^-^ send ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I'll xDD question :3 hew. +:3 God :33 save you, :33 piwgwim! Whither awe ÚwÚ bound? +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we >_> Gwand. +:3 Whewe ^-^ do OwO the xDD pawmews uWu wodge, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you? +^w^ WIDOW. ^.^ At OwO the x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis ;;w;; hewe, >_> beside OwO the powt. +HEWENyA. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^w^ way? +;;w;; [A mawch xDD afaw] +^w^ WIDOW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't. UwU Hawk xDD you! ^.^ They come :3 this way. +>w< If you uWu wiww tawwy, holy piwgwim, +But ÚwÚ tiww OwO the twoops come >_> by, +I uWu wiww OwO conduct you xDD whewe you uWu shaww >w< be wodg'd; +The wathew uWu fow I ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ hostess +UwU As uWu ampwe as ^-^ mysewf. +HEWENyA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 youwsewf? +^w^ WIDOW. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< pwease so, piwgwim. +HEWENyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. +^w^ WIDOW. You >w< came, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? +HEWENyA. I >_> did ÚwÚ so. +^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Hewe you uWu shaww UwU see :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of x3 youws +:33 That >_> has x3 donye >w< wowthy uWu sewvice. +HEWENyA. His uWu nyame, I pray you. +DIANA. The UwU Count Rousillon. xDD Knyow you such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? +HEWENyA. But uWu by OwO the eaw, UwU that ÚwÚ heaws UwU most ^w^ nyobwy >_> of him; +His ;;w;; face I xDD knyow not. +DIANA. What :33 some'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +>w< He's bravely :3 taken here. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, +UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, uWu fow OwO the UwU King xDD had married him +uWu Against his wiking. :33 Think you ^.^ it :3 is so? +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, suwewy, mere OwO the OwO twuth; I xDD knyow his >_< wady. +DIANA. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that sewves OwO the UwU Count +;;w;; Wepowts uWu but coawsewy >_> of :3 hew. +HEWENyA. What's his name? +DIANA. :33 Monsieuw ^w^ Pawowwes. +HEWENyA. :33 O, I believe with ^w^ him, +UwU In awgument >_> of :33 pwaise, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the wowth +x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Count himself, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU mean +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew name wepeated; >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ desewving +^-^ Is :3 a OwO wesewved ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and UwU that +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard >_> examin'd. +DIANA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! +^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ hawd >w< bondage ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU wife +x3 Of :3 a >_> detesting :33 wowd. +^w^ WIDOW. I ;;w;; sweet, good creature, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 is +Her OwO heawt weighs x3 sadwy. :3 This x3 young maid UwU might ^-^ do xDD hew +OwO A >_< shwewd turn, ^-^ if ^.^ she pleas'd. +HEWENyA. OwO How ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? +May >w< be OwO the amorous UwU Count >_> sowicits xDD hew +UwU In OwO the uWu unwawfuw uWu puwpose. +^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He does, UwU indeed; +And brokes with >w< aww UwU that can in such :3 a suit +OwO Cowwupt OwO the >w< tendew uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a >_< maid; +But ^.^ she :3 is UwU awm'd uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD hew guawd +UwU In xDD honyestest xDD defence. + +OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and OwO the +xDD whowe ^w^ AWMY + +^w^ MAWIANyA. The UwU gods fowbid else! +^w^ WIDOW. UwU So, :3 nyow uWu they come. +:33 That :3 is Antonyio, OwO the >w< Duke's ewdest :3 son; +That, Escawus. +HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the x3 Fwenchman? +DIANA. ^-^ He- +:33 That with OwO the pwume; 'tis :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant fewwow. +I would ^.^ he :33 wov'd his ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ honyestew +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >w< much >_< goodwiew. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD handsome gentweman? +HEWENyA. I >_< wike him :33 weww. +DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 honyest. :33 Yond's UwU that >_> same ^.^ knyave +:33 That weads him ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwaces; ;;w;; wewe I his wady +I would :3 poison UwU that :3 viwe wascaw. +HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is x3 he? +DIANA. :33 That uWu jack-an-apes with scawfs. UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he mewanchowy? +HEWENyA. :3 Pewchance :33 he's hurt >w< i' th' x3 battwe. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wose ^-^ ouw uWu dwum! :33 weww. +^w^ MAWIANyA. >w< He's >_< shwewdwy :33 vex'd at >_< something. +Look, ^.^ he >_> has spied ÚwÚ us. +^w^ WIDOW. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang xDD you! +^w^ MAWIANyA. And >_> youw couwtesy, uWu fow :3 a x3 wing-cawwiew! +>_< Exeunt BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AWMY +^w^ WIDOW. The >_< twoop :3 is ^.^ past. ^w^ Come, piwgwim, I uWu wiww bwing you +:3 Whewe you uWu shaww ^w^ host. x3 Of :33 enjoin'd >w< penyitents +There's ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow >_> five, ^-^ to gweat x3 Saint >w< Jaques UwU bound, +^w^ Awweady at my >_< house. +HEWENyA. I humbly :3 thank you. +UwU Pwease ^.^ it :3 this >w< matwon ÚwÚ and :3 this gentwe maid +ÚwÚ To xDD eat with OwO us to-night; OwO the chawge ÚwÚ and x3 thanking +:33 Shaww >w< be uWu fow uWu me, :3 and, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wequite you :3 fuwthew, +I uWu wiww bestow >w< some OwO pwecepts >_> of :3 this UwU viwgin, +Wowthy OwO the >_< nyote. +uWu BOTH. >w< We'ww UwU take >_> youw :3 offew kindly. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. +ÚwÚ Camp before OwO Fwowence + +x3 Entew BEWTWAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH LORDS + +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< put him to't; let him ^.^ have his way. +OwO FIWST LORD. >w< If >_> youw ^.^ wowdship find him ^.^ nyot :3 a hiding, howd me nyo ^-^ mowe +in >_> youw :33 wespect. +x3 SECOND LORD. uWu On my xDD wife, my lord, :3 a bubbwe. +BERTRAM. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so :3 faw >w< deceived in OwO him? +x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bewieve it, my lord, in >_< minye >_> own direct ^.^ knyowwedge, +^-^ without ^-^ any malice, uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of him as my kinsman, :33 he's :3 a +UwU most >_> nyotabwe xDD cowawd, OwO an >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and endless UwU wiaw, OwO an houwwy +>_< pwomise-bweakew, OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of nyo ^-^ onye good ;;w;; quawity >w< wowthy >_> youw +:33 wowdship's entewtainment. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 fit you knew him; UwU west, >_> weposing xDD too :3 faw in his +uWu viwtue, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he UwU might at >w< some gweat ÚwÚ and >_> twusty +^-^ businyess in :3 a x3 main danger x3 faiw you. +BERTRAM. I would I knew in what pawticuwaw >w< action ^-^ to twy >_> him. +OwO FIWST LORD. None better than ^-^ to let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his ^.^ dwum, ;;w;; which +you hear him OwO so confidentwy >_< undewtake ^-^ to do. +x3 SECOND LORD. I with :3 a >_< twoop >_> of Fwowentinyes uWu wiww :33 suddenwy surprise +him; such I uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD whom I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the enyemy. +We uWu wiww uWu bind ÚwÚ and uWu hoodwink him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww suppose nyo uWu othew +uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is xDD cawwied OwO into OwO the OwO weaguew >_> of OwO the advewsawies when +^-^ we bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> own tents. Be uWu but >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ pwesent at +his ÚwÚ examinyation; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow OwO the pwomise >_> of his life ÚwÚ and in +OwO the OwO highest :3 compuwsion >_> of base feaw, :3 offew ^-^ to :33 betway you ÚwÚ and +x3 dewivew >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence in his power x3 against you, ÚwÚ and UwU that +with OwO the >_< divinye uWu fowfeit >_> of his ^w^ souw x3 upon ^-^ oath, never xDD twust my +ÚwÚ judgment in ;;w;; anything. +OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, let him ÚwÚ fetch his ^-^ dwum; ^.^ he +:33 says ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :3 stwatagem for't. When >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> sees OwO the xDD bottom +>_> of his >_< success ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what >w< metaw :3 this >w< countewfeit lump >_> of +owe uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mewted, ^-^ if you ^w^ give him ^.^ nyot uWu John Drum's +>_> entewtainment, >_> youw incwinying cannyot >w< be uWu wemuvd. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, :33 hindew ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of +his ÚwÚ design; let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his uWu dwum in ^-^ any hand. +BERTRAM. OwO How nyow, monsieuw! :3 This uWu dwum sticks sorely in >_> youw +disposition. +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A UwU pox uWu on 't; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; 'tis uWu but :3 a drum. +>w< PAWOWWES. But :3 a uWu dwum! :3 Is't uWu but :3 a xDD dwum? OwO A uWu dwum OwO so ^w^ wost! Thewe ÚwÚ was +excellent uWu command: ^-^ to chawge in with ^-^ ouw horse x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> own +UwU wings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to rend ^-^ ouw >_> own soldiers! +OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_< bwam'd in OwO the xDD command >_> of OwO the +^-^ sewvice; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< disastew >_> of OwO waw UwU that Caesar ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +^.^ have prevented, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been there ^-^ to ^.^ command. +BERTRAM. Weww, ^-^ we cannyot OwO gweatwy condemn ^-^ ouw xDD success. +uWu Some ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ we xDD had in OwO the woss >_> of UwU that ^-^ dwum; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +>w< be OwO wecuvwed. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< been OwO wecuvwed. +BERTRAM. ^w^ It OwO might, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO wecuvwed. But UwU that OwO the merit >_> of service :3 is +uWu sewdom :33 attwibuted ^-^ to OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^w^ exact performer, I would ^.^ have +UwU that uWu dwum ^w^ ow another, ^w^ ow 'hic >w< jacet.' +BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't, monsieuw. >w< If you ÚwÚ think +>_> youw mystewy in :3 stwatagem can bwing :3 this ^.^ instwument >_> of uWu honyouw +UwU again OwO into his ÚwÚ nyative quarter, >w< be ^.^ magnyanyimous in OwO the OwO entewpwise, +ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO on; I uWu wiww OwO gwace OwO the ^-^ attempt uWu fow :3 a >w< wowthy x3 expwoit. >w< If you +ÚwÚ speed ;;w;; weww in it, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww uWu both speak >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu extend ^-^ to +you what further >_< becomes his >_< gweatnyess, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost +syllable >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +>w< PAWOWWES. By OwO the hand >_> of :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. +BERTRAM. But you >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow swumbew in it. +>w< PAWOWWES. I'll about ^.^ it :3 this evenying; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; pen +;;w;; down my dilemmas, encourage ^-^ mysewf in my xDD cewtainty, >w< put ^-^ mysewf +OwO into my x3 mowtaw ^w^ pwepawation; ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD midnyight ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear further +^-^ fwom >_> me. +BERTRAM. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to :3 acquaint his OwO Gwace you awe gonye about it? +>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the >_< success uWu wiww ^.^ be, my lord, uWu but OwO the +^-^ attempt I OwO vow. +BERTRAM. I xDD knyow th' art :3 vawiant; :3 and, ^-^ to OwO the >_> of >w< thy soldiership, +uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee. >w< Faweweww. +>w< PAWOWWES. I love ^.^ nyot many wowds. Exit +x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< fish loves watew. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ stwange +fewwow, my lord, UwU that OwO so confidentwy uWu seems ^-^ to >_< undewtake :3 this +businyess, ;;w;; which ^.^ he knows :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be done; damns ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to uWu do, +ÚwÚ and dawes better >w< be :33 damn'd than ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. +OwO FIWST LORD. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ him, my lord, as ^-^ we do. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is +UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< steaw ^-^ himsewf OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_> week +escape :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^-^ discuvwies; uWu but when you find him out, +you ^.^ have him >w< evew >w< aftew. +BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make nyo deed at >w< aww >_> of :3 this UwU that +OwO so >_< sewiouswy ^.^ he OwO does OwO addwess ^-^ himsewf OwO unto? +x3 SECOND LORD. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but xDD wetuwn with OwO an >_< invention, ÚwÚ and +cwap x3 upon you two ^w^ ow three pwobabwe wies. But ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ awmost +>_> emboss'd >_> him. You uWu shaww UwU see his ^-^ faww to-night; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he :3 is +^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw :33 wowdship's :33 wespect. +OwO FIWST LORD. >w< We'ww ^-^ make you >w< some uWu spowt with OwO the :3 fox ewe ^-^ we UwU case >_> him. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; smok'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ owd Wowd x3 Wafeu. When his disguise ÚwÚ and +^.^ he :3 is parted, tell me what :3 a uWu spwat you uWu shaww find him; ;;w;; which you +uWu shaww UwU see :3 this vewy ^-^ nyight. +x3 SECOND LORD. I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ wook my ^w^ twigs; ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ caught. +BERTRAM. Your :33 bwothew, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU As't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. I'll xDD weave you. Exit +BERTRAM. Nyow uWu wiww I ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and show you +The OwO wass I xDD spoke >_> of. +OwO FIWST LORD. But you uWu say she's :33 honyest. +BERTRAM. ^.^ That's >w< aww OwO the fault. I xDD spoke with xDD hew uWu but once, +And ;;w;; found xDD hew :3 wondwous cold; uWu but I x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, +By :3 this >_> same >_< coxcomb UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< i' th' wind, +>_> Tokens ÚwÚ and letters ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> did we-send; +And :3 this :3 is >w< aww I ^.^ have >w< donye. x3 She's :3 a fair >w< cweatuwe; +uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see uWu hew? +OwO FIWST LORD. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. +Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW + +HEWENyA. >w< If you misdoubt me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 she, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I uWu shaww assuwe you further +But I uWu shaww wose OwO the :33 gwounds I wowk upon. +^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ Though my ^-^ estate >w< be fall'n, I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 bown, +Nyothing acquainted with ^.^ these ^-^ businyesses; +And would ^.^ nyot >w< put my weputation :3 nyow +UwU In ^-^ any staining ^-^ act. +HEWENyA. Nyow would I ^w^ wish you. +OwO FIWST ^w^ give me xDD twust OwO the UwU Count ^.^ he :3 is my xDD husband, +And what ^-^ to >_> youw sworn counsew I ^.^ have spoken +^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and then you :33 cannyot, +By OwO the good aid UwU that I >_> of you uWu shaww xDD bowwow, +^w^ Eww in xDD bestowing it. +^w^ WIDOW. I shouwd believe OwO you; +>_< Fow you ^.^ have show'd me UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; weww ^w^ appwuvs +Y'awe gweat in xDD fowtunye. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> puwse >_> of ^.^ gowd, +And let me ^-^ buy >_> youw fwiendwy ^w^ hewp ;;w;; thus :33 faw, +^w^ Which I uWu wiww x3 uvw-pay ÚwÚ and pay UwU again +When I ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. The UwU Count ^.^ he woos >_> youw daughter +ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down his >_< wanton ^w^ siege before xDD hew :3 beauty, +x3 Wesowv'd ^-^ to carry :3 hew. >_> Wet xDD hew in fine ^.^ consent, +UwU As ^w^ we'ww direct xDD hew how 'tis :33 best ^-^ to bear it. +Nyow his ÚwÚ impowtant UwU bwood uWu wiww UwU nyought deny +:33 That she'll :3 demand. OwO A ring OwO the :33 County weaws +:33 That >_< downwawd ;;w;; hath ^-^ succeeded in his house +From :3 son ^-^ to :3 son >w< some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five descents +x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst fathew :33 wowe it. :3 This ring ^.^ he howds +UwU In UwU most rich uWu choice; >_> yet, in his :33 idwe fire, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his wiww, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem xDD too ^.^ deaw, +^.^ Howe'ew wepented >w< aftew. +^w^ WIDOW. Nyow I UwU see +The xDD bottom >_> of >_> youw uWu puwpose. +HEWENyA. You UwU see ^.^ it lawful xDD then. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe +But UwU that >_> youw >_> daughtew, ewe ^.^ she uWu seems as uWu won, +;;w;; Desiwes :3 this :3 wing; >_> appoints him OwO an encountew; +UwU In fine, delivers me ^-^ to fiww OwO the UwU time, +Hewsewf UwU most ^w^ chastewy uWu absent. :33 Aftew this, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, I'll ÚwÚ add three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns +ÚwÚ To what :3 is ^w^ pass'd awweady. +^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have >w< yiewded. +Instwuct my daughter how ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ pewsevew, +:33 That UwU time ÚwÚ and place with :3 this deceit OwO so lawful +May ^w^ pwuv uWu cohewent. uWu Evewy night ^.^ he comes +x3 With uWu musics >_> of >w< aww sowts, ÚwÚ and >_> songs :33 compos'd +ÚwÚ To xDD hew unwowthinyess. ^w^ It nyothing ^w^ steads OwO us +ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw eaves, uWu fow ^.^ he persists +UwU As ^-^ if his life uWu way uWu on 't. +HEWENyA. UwU Why then ^.^ to-nyight +>_> Wet OwO us >w< assay ^-^ ouw pwot; which, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu speed, +^-^ Is ;;w;; wicked meaning in :3 a lawful deed, +And lawful meaning in :3 a lawful ÚwÚ act; +:3 Whewe uWu both ^.^ nyot uWu sin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a sinful >_> fact. +But wet's about it. >_< Exeunt + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +Without OwO the OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew x3 SECOND FRENCH LORD with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew SOLDIERS in >_< ambush + +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He can come nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but uWu by :3 this :33 hedge-cownyew. +When you :3 sawwy x3 upon ^w^ him, speak what uWu tewwibwe language you wiww; +>w< though you undewstand ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yourselves, nyo matter; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand ^w^ him, unwess >w< some ^-^ onye UwU among >w< us, xDD whom ^-^ we +>w< must >_> pwoduce uWu fow OwO an intewpwetew. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Good captain, let me >w< be th' intewpwetew. +x3 SECOND LORD. Awt ^.^ nyot acquainted with OwO him? ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< thy voice? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. No, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +x3 SECOND LORD. But what linsey-woolsey >_> has :3 thou ^-^ to speak ^-^ to OwO us OwO again? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu E'en such as you speak ^-^ to >_> me. +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ think OwO us >w< some >_< band >_> of :3 stwangews >w< i' th' +>_> advewsawy's entewtainment. Nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD smack >_> of >w< aww +neighbouring :3 wanguages, OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must every ^-^ onye >w< be :3 a man >_> of +his >_> own ;;w;; fancy; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^-^ we speak ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, OwO so ^-^ we +ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow straight ^-^ ouw UwU puwpose: uWu choughs' language, +>w< gabbwe enyough, ÚwÚ and good ^w^ enyough. UwU As uWu fow you, >w< intewpwetew, you >w< must +ÚwÚ seem vewy >_< powitic. But couch, UwU ho! here ^.^ he >w< comes; ^-^ to beguiwe two +^w^ houws in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw OwO the :3 wies ^.^ he ^w^ fowges. + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Ten >w< o'cwock. xDD Within ^.^ these three ^w^ houws 'twill >w< be UwU time +enough ^-^ to >w< go UwU home. What uWu shaww I uWu say I ^.^ have ;;w;; donye? ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :3 a +vewy >_> pwausive ÚwÚ invention UwU that >_> cawwies it. ^.^ They begin ^-^ to ^-^ smoke me; +ÚwÚ and disgwaces ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ to >_< often at my ^w^ doow. I find my +:33 tongue :3 is xDD too foowhawdy; uWu but my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Maws +before it, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ nyot daring OwO the reports >_> of my +OwO tongue. +x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst >w< twuth UwU that e'ew UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue ÚwÚ was +OwO guiwty >_> of. +>w< PAWOWWES. What OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd move me ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the wecuvwy +>_> of :3 this ^.^ dwum, being ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of OwO the impossibility, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ knyowing I xDD had nyo such purpose? I >w< must ^w^ give ^-^ mysewf >w< some >w< huwts, ÚwÚ and +uWu say I ^w^ got them in x3 expwoit. >_> Yet ^w^ swight ones uWu wiww ^.^ nyot carry it. +^.^ They uWu wiww uWu say >w< 'Came you x3 off with OwO so x3 wittwe?' And gweat ones I +dare ^.^ nyot >w< give. Wherefore, ^w^ what's OwO the ^.^ instance? Tongue, I >w< must >w< put +you OwO into :3 a ;;w;; buttewwoman's uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy ^-^ mysewf another >_> of +:3 Bajazet's OwO muwe, ^-^ if you pwattwe me OwO into ^.^ these perils. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe ^.^ he shouwd xDD knyow what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU that +^.^ he ÚwÚ is? +>w< PAWOWWES. I would OwO the UwU cutting >_> of my garments would sewve OwO the turn, +^w^ ow OwO the breaking >_> of my uWu Spanyish ^w^ swowd. +x3 SECOND LORD. We cannyot :33 affowd you ÚwÚ so. +>w< PAWOWWES. Ow OwO the >w< bawing >_> of my ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in +stratagem. +x3 SECOND LORD. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot do. +>w< PAWOWWES. Ow ^-^ to drown my xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and uWu say I ÚwÚ was stripp'd. +x3 SECOND LORD. Hardly uWu sewve. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Though I :33 swowe I weap'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ window >_> of OwO the UwU citadew- +x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ deep? +>w< PAWOWWES. Thiwty fathom. +x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Thwee gweat oaths would scarce ^-^ make UwU that >w< be believed. +>w< PAWOWWES. I would I xDD had ^-^ any uWu dwum >_> of OwO the :33 enyemy's; I would uWu sweaw I +UwU wecuvw'd it. +x3 SECOND LORD. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ onye x3 anyon. [Awawum ^w^ within] +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A uWu dwum :3 nyow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ enyemy's! +x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Thwoca ^w^ movousus, cargo, cargo, cawgo. +ALL. :33 Cawgo, cargo, cargo, ^w^ viwwianda :33 paw corbo, cawgo. +>w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, wansom, ransom! Do ^.^ nyot hide >_< minye OwO eyes. +^.^ [They ^.^ bwindfowd xDD him] +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos xDD thwomuwdo xDD boskos. +>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow you awe OwO the Muskos' :3 wegiment, +And I uWu shaww wose my life uWu fow UwU want >_> of >_< wanguage. +>w< If there >w< be here >_> Gewman, ^w^ ow Danye, Low xDD Dutch, +ÚwÚ Itawian, ^w^ ow x3 Fwench, let him speak ^-^ to me; +I'll ÚwÚ discuvw UwU that ;;w;; which uWu shaww ;;w;; undo OwO the >_> Fwowentinye. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos ^w^ vauvado. I undewstand ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and can speak >w< thy +OwO tongue. >_> Kewewy-bonto, ;;w;; siw, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 faith, uWu fow +:33 seventeen poniards awe at >w< thy >_< bosom. +>w< PAWOWWES. O! +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pray, pray, uWu pway! ^.^ Manka wevanyia ^w^ duwche. +x3 SECOND LORD. Oscorbidulchos >_> vowivowco. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. The x3 Genyewaw :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to spawe ÚwÚ thee yet; +And, hoodwink'd as :3 thou :3 awt, uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee uWu on +ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ fwom thee. :3 Hapwy :3 thou uWu mayst infowm +OwO Something ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy wife. +>w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, let me live, +And >w< aww OwO the >_> secwets >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ camp I'll show, +Their force, theiw puwposes. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll speak UwU that +^w^ Which you uWu wiww wonder OwO at. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. But xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 faithfuwwy? +>w< PAWOWWES. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, x3 damn >_> me. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Acordo >_< winta. +Come OwO on; :3 thou art gwanted space. +Exit, >w< PAWOWWES :3 guawded. OwO A ^-^ showt :3 awawum within +x3 SECOND LORD. Go, tell OwO the UwU Count Wousiwwon ÚwÚ and my bwothew +We ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the ^-^ woodcock, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ keep him muffwed +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do hear ^-^ fwom ^.^ them. +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Captain, I uWu wiww. +x3 SECOND LORD. 'A uWu wiww :33 betway OwO us >w< aww x3 unto x3 ouwsewves- +Inform uWu on ;;w;; that. +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ So I wiww, sir. +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Tiww then I'll ^-^ keep him dark ÚwÚ and OwO safewy lock'd. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house + +x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and DIANA + +BERTRAM. ^.^ They told me UwU that >_> youw name ÚwÚ was :33 Fontibeww. +DIANA. No, my good lord, :33 Dianya. +BERTRAM. x3 Titwed ÚwÚ goddess; +And wowth it, with ;;w;; addition! But, fair >_> souw, +UwU In >_> youw fine fwame ;;w;; hath love nyo >_> quawity? +>w< If OwO the uWu quick x3 fiwe >_> of xDD youth ^.^ wight ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU mind, +You awe nyo >_> maiden, uWu but :3 a monyument; +When you awe OwO dead, you shouwd >w< be such :3 a ^-^ onye +UwU As you awe nyow, uWu fow you awe x3 cowd ÚwÚ and >_> stewn; +And :3 nyow you shouwd >w< be as >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ was +When >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ was got. +DIANA. She then ÚwÚ was :33 honyest. +BERTRAM. ^w^ So shouwd you UwU be. +DIANA. >_< Nyo. +UwU My mothew >_> did uWu but xDD duty; :33 such, my lord, +UwU As you owe ^-^ to >_> youw wife. +BERTRAM. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o'that! +I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ stwive x3 against my :33 vows. +I ÚwÚ was xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I love OwO the +By ^-^ wuv's >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ constwaint, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu fow >w< evew +Do ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^-^ wights >_> of uWu sewvice. +DIANA. >w< Ay, OwO so you sewve OwO us +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we sewve OwO you; uWu but when you ^.^ have ^-^ ouw >w< woses +You barely xDD weave ^-^ ouw thorns ^-^ to :3 pwick >w< ouwsewves, +And xDD mock OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_< bawenyess. +BERTRAM. OwO How ^.^ have I swown! +DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the many oaths UwU that makes OwO the truth, +But OwO the ;;w;; pwain >w< singwe x3 vow UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ vow'd true. +What :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 howy, UwU that ^-^ we uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot >_> by, +But UwU take OwO the :33 High'st ^-^ to witnyess. >_> Then, pray you, tell :3 me: +>w< If I shouwd uWu sweaw uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's gweat attwibutes +I :33 wov'd you dearly, would you believe my oaths +When I >_> did love you ill? :3 This >_> has nyo holding, +ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw uWu by him xDD whom I uWu pwotest ^-^ to love +:33 That I uWu wiww wowk x3 against >_> him. OwO Thewefowe >_> youw oaths +uWu Awe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and UwU poow :3 conditions, uWu but unseal'd- +^.^ At :33 weast in my ^-^ opinyion. +BERTRAM. Change it, >_> change xDD it; +Be ^.^ nyot OwO so howy-cwuew. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> howy; +And my integwity :33 nye'ew knew OwO the crafts +:33 That you ^-^ do chawge x3 men OwO with. Stand nyo ^-^ mowe OwO off, +But ^w^ give thyself x3 unto my uWu sick desiwes, +OwO Who then recovers. Say :3 thou art ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >w< evew +UwU My love as ^.^ it begins uWu shaww OwO so uWu pewsevew. +DIANA. I UwU see UwU that x3 men ^-^ make ropes in such :3 a >_> scawwe +:33 That ^w^ we'ww >_> fowsake :33 ouwsewves. >w< Give me UwU that OwO wing. +BERTRAM. I'll lend ^.^ it ^.^ thee, my ^.^ deaw, uWu but ^.^ have nyo power +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. +DIANA. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? +BERTRAM. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw :33 'wonging ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, +;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; +^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd +UwU In me ^-^ to lose. +DIANA. Minye honour's such :3 a wing: +UwU My :3 chastity's OwO the >_> jewew >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO house, +;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; +^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd +UwU In me ^-^ to lose. ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw >_> own pwopew OwO wisdom +Brings in OwO the ÚwÚ champion ^-^ Honyouw uWu on my part +uWu Against >_> youw vain assauwt. +BERTRAM. Here, UwU take my :3 wing; +UwU My OwO house, >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ yea, my xDD wife, >w< be thinye, +And I'll >w< be ;;w;; bid uWu by thee. +DIANA. When xDD midnyight uWu comes, xDD knyock at my ;;w;; chambew window; +I'll owdew UwU take my mothew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot heaw. +Nyow uWu wiww I chawge you in OwO the >_< band >_> of truth, +When you ^.^ have conquer'd my ÚwÚ yet OwO maiden :33 bed, +Wemain there uWu but OwO an xDD houw, :3 nyow speak ^-^ to :3 me: +UwU My reasons awe UwU most OwO stwong; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow them +When xDD back UwU again :3 this ring uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd. +And uWu on >_> youw fingew in OwO the night I'll >w< put +>_> Anyothew ;;w;; wing, UwU that what in UwU time pwoceeds +May token ^-^ to OwO the :33 futuwe ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ past >_< deeds. +^-^ Adieu ÚwÚ tiww then; then x3 faiw not. You ^.^ have xDD won +OwO A UwU wife >_> of uWu me, >w< though there my >w< hope >w< be >w< donye. +BERTRAM. OwO A >w< heaven uWu on :3 eawth I ^.^ have xDD won uWu by :3 wooing thee. +Exit +DIANA. >_< Fow ;;w;; which live wong ^-^ to :3 thank uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and UwU me! +You ^-^ may OwO so in OwO the OwO end. +UwU My mothew told me ^.^ just how ^.^ he would woo, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD sat :33 in's >_> heawt; ^.^ she :33 says >w< aww x3 men +>_< Have OwO the >_< wike OwO oaths. ÚwÚ He xDD had sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me +When his :3 wife's >w< dead; OwO thewefowe I'll lie with him +When I x3 am buwied. x3 Since Frenchmen awe OwO so ^w^ bwaid, +:33 Mawwy UwU that wiww, I live ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu maid. +:3 Onwy, in :3 this >_> disguise, I ^w^ think't nyo xDD sin +ÚwÚ To >_> cozen him UwU that would unjustly win. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +The OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three SOLDIERS + +x3 SECOND LORD. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given him his >_> mothew's >_> wettew? +OwO FIWST LORD. I ^.^ have >w< dewiv'wed ^.^ it OwO an hour since. Thewe :3 is xDD something +xDD in't UwU that ^-^ stings his nyatuwe; uWu fow uWu on OwO the reading ^.^ it ^.^ he >_< chang'd +^w^ awmost OwO into another xDD man. +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< much >w< wowthy blame >_> waid x3 upon him uWu fow uWu shaking x3 off +OwO so good :3 a UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< wady. +OwO FIWST LORD. Especially ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< incuwwed OwO the xDD evewwasting xDD dispweasuwe +>_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who xDD had x3 even :3 tun'd his bounty ^-^ to sing >w< happinyess ^-^ to +>_> him. I uWu wiww tell you :3 a :33 thing, uWu but you uWu shaww let ^.^ it ÚwÚ dweww darkly +with you. +x3 SECOND LORD. When you ^.^ have spoken it, 'tis OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the grave +>_> of it. +OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath perverted :3 a x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman here in Fwowence, +>_> of :3 a UwU most >_< chaste wenyown; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he fleshes his uWu wiww in +OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of xDD hew honyouw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given xDD hew his uWu monyumentaw ;;w;; wing, +ÚwÚ and OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 made in OwO the x3 unchaste x3 composition. +x3 SECOND LORD. Nyow, :3 God delay ^-^ ouw ^-^ webewwion! UwU As ^-^ we awe >w< ouwsewves, +what >w< things awe xDD we! +OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Mewewy ^-^ ouw >_> own x3 twaitows. And as in OwO the ^w^ common ^-^ couwse >_> of +>w< aww treasons ^-^ we still UwU see them >w< weveaw themsewves ÚwÚ tiww uWu they attain +^-^ to theiw abhorr'd ;;w;; ends; OwO so ^.^ he UwU that in :3 this >w< action contrives +x3 against his >_> own ^w^ nyobiwity, in his pwopew ÚwÚ stweam, :3 o'ewfwows +:3 himsewf. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot meant x3 damnyabwe in OwO us ^-^ to >w< be twumpetews >_> of ^-^ ouw +uWu unwawfuw x3 intents? We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have his >_> company x3 to-nyight? +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww aftew >w< midnyight; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD dieted ^-^ to his hour. +x3 SECOND LORD. :33 That >_< appwoaches >_< apace. I would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have him UwU see his +>_> company ^-^ anyatomiz'd, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might UwU take :3 a measuwe >_> of his >_> own +;;w;; judgments, wherein OwO so ÚwÚ cuwiouswy ^.^ he xDD had xDD set :3 this counterfeit. +OwO FIWST LORD. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot meddle with him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow his +:3 pwesence >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 whip >_> of OwO the other. +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, what hear you >_> of ^.^ these waws? +OwO FIWST LORD. I hear there :3 is OwO an overture >_> of ^-^ peace. +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, I assuwe you, :3 a xDD peace concluded. +OwO FIWST LORD. What uWu wiww UwU Count Wousiwwon ^-^ do ^.^ then? uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ twavew +highew, ^w^ ow xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into :33 Fwance? +x3 SECOND LORD. I perceive, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; demand, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew +>_> of his x3 counsew. +OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be forbid, :3 siw! ^w^ So shouwd I >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw +>_> of his ^-^ act. +x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Siw, his xDD wife, >w< some two ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, xDD fwed ^-^ fwom his +>_< house. Her :33 pwetence :3 is :3 a x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we ;;w;; Gwand; +;;w;; which holy undewtaking with UwU most austere sanctimony ^.^ she +accomplish'd; :3 and, there xDD wesiding, OwO the tenderness >_> of xDD hew ^-^ nyatuwe +became as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to xDD hew gwief; in fine, :3 made :3 a >_> gwoan >_> of xDD hew last +breath, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; sings in >_< heaven. +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How :3 is :3 this >_> justified? +x3 SECOND LORD. The stronger part >_> of ^.^ it uWu by xDD hew >_> own :3 wettews, ;;w;; which +makes xDD hew story OwO twue x3 even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of xDD hew :33 death. Her death +itself, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD hew >w< office ^-^ to uWu say :3 is xDD come, ÚwÚ was +>_> faithfuwwy confiwm'd uWu by OwO the UwU wectow >_> of OwO the :3 pwace. +OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hath OwO the UwU Count >w< aww :3 this intelligence? +x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the pawticuwaw confirmations, point ^-^ fwom +^w^ point, ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww arming >_> of OwO the x3 vewity. +OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy >_< sowwy UwU that :3 he'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ÚwÚ this. +x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ mightiwy ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO us UwU comfowts >_> of ^-^ ouw +uWu wosses! +OwO FIWST LORD. And how ^w^ mightiwy >w< some uWu othew xDD times ^-^ we drown ^-^ ouw >_< gain in +x3 teaws! The gweat >w< dignyity UwU that his valour ;;w;; hath here acquiw'd uWu fow +him uWu shaww at UwU home >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ shame as ampwe. +x3 SECOND LORD. The ^-^ web >_> of ^-^ ouw life :3 is >_> of :3 a mingwed uWu yawn, good ÚwÚ and i-iww +>w< togethew. Our viwtues would >w< be >_> pwoud ^-^ if ^-^ ouw faults uWu whipt them +not; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< cwimes would ^.^ despaiw ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_> chewish'd uWu by +^-^ ouw virtues. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He met OwO the UwU Duke in OwO the street, siw; >_> of xDD whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken +:3 a sowemn weave. His ^.^ wowdship uWu wiww next xDD mownying uWu fow OwO Fwance. The +UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 offewed him letters >_> of :33 commendations ^-^ to OwO the King. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw there, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe +^-^ mowe than uWu they can ^.^ commend. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ They cannyot >w< be xDD too ^w^ sweet uWu fow OwO the King's tartness. +Here's his ^.^ wowdship OwO nyow. + +x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM + +OwO How nyow, my lord, :3 is't ^.^ nyot aftew midnight? +BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight :33 dispatch'd UwU sixteen businesses, :3 a OwO month's +wength xDD apiece; uWu by OwO an UwU abstwact >_> of success: I ^.^ have :3 congied with OwO the +Duke, x3 donye my ÚwÚ adieu with his ^-^ nyeawest; buwied :3 a xDD wife, >_> mouwn'd uWu fow +UwU hew; :3 wwit ^-^ to my wady mothew I x3 am wetuwnying; >w< entewtain'd my +x3 convoy; ÚwÚ and :3 between ^.^ these x3 main x3 pawcews >_> of uWu dispatch OwO effected many +>w< nyicew needs. The last ÚwÚ was OwO the gweatest, uWu but UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU ended +>_> yet. +x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If OwO the ^-^ businyess >w< be >_> of ^-^ any UwU difficuwty ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying +>_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe hence, ^.^ it xDD wequiwes haste >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. +BERTRAM. I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ended, as feawing ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ it +hereafter. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 this >_< diawogue :3 between OwO the Foow ÚwÚ and +OwO the Soldier? ^w^ Come, bwing :3 fowth :3 this >w< countewfeit >_> moduwe >_> has +:33 deceiv'd me >_< wike :3 a doubwe-meanying prophesier. +x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bwing him fowth. [Exeunt SOLDIERS] xDD Has xDD sat >w< i' th' +stocks >w< aww night, UwU poow x3 gawwant knave. +BERTRAM. :3 Nyo matter; his ^.^ heews ^.^ have deserv'd it, in uWu usuwping his +^w^ spuws OwO so UwU wong. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he carry >w< himsewf? +x3 SECOND LORD. I ^.^ have told >_> youw ^.^ wowdship already OwO the stocks carry +>_> him. But ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew you as you would >w< be uWu undewstood: ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps >_< wike +:3 a wench UwU that xDD had shed xDD hew ^-^ miwk; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to +Morgan, xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ supposes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_> fwiaw, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time >_> of his +wemembwance ^-^ to :3 this vewy x3 instant >w< disastew >_> of his setting >w< i' th' +^w^ stocks. And what ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< confess'd? +BERTRAM. Nyothing >_> of uWu me, >_> has 'a? +x3 SECOND LORD. His >_< confession :3 is >w< taken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wead ^-^ to his +^.^ face; ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< be ^w^ in't, as I believe you awe, you >w< must +^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to hear it. + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and +OwO FIWST SOLDIER as OwO intewpwetew + +BERTRAM. OwO A pwague x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ muffwed! ÚwÚ He can uWu say nyothing >_> of >_> me. +x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Hush, x3 hush! :33 Hoodman comes. >w< Powtotawtawossa. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow OwO the towtuwes. What uWu wiww you uWu say ^-^ without +;;w;; 'em? +>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu wiww x3 confess what I xDD knyow ^-^ without constraint; ^-^ if ye +^.^ pinch me >_< wike :3 a :3 pasty, I can uWu say nyo more. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Bosko x3 chimuwcho. +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Bobwibindo OwO chicuwmuwco. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu YOU awe :3 a mewcifuw ^.^ genyewaw. Our x3 Genyewaw >_< bids you +ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you >_< out >_> of :3 a >_< nyote. +>w< PAWOWWES. And truly, as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'First >_> demand >_> of him how many horse OwO the UwU Duke :3 is +xDD stwong.' What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Five ^w^ ow OwO six thousand; uWu but vewy uWu weak ÚwÚ and unsewviceabwe. +The twoops awe >w< aww scattered, ÚwÚ and OwO the commandews vewy UwU poow +rogues, x3 upon my weputation ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, ÚwÚ and as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Shaww I xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw ÚwÚ answew so? +>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Do; I'll UwU take OwO the sacrament uWu on ;;w;; 't, how ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way you +uWu wiww. +BERTRAM. x3 Aww's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> him. What :3 a past-saving ^w^ swave :3 is x3 this! +x3 SECOND LORD. Y'awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, +OwO the x3 gawwant militarist-that ÚwÚ was his >_> own >_> phwase-that xDD had OwO the xDD whowe +theowic >_> of OwO waw in OwO the knot >_> of his scawf, ÚwÚ and OwO the practice in OwO the +xDD chape >_> of his dagger. +OwO FIWST LORD. I uWu wiww never xDD twust :3 a man UwU again uWu fow UwU keeping his >_< swowd +clean; :3 nyow believe ^.^ he can ^.^ have OwO evewything in him uWu by wearing his +apparel xDD nyeatwy. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu 'Five ^w^ ow OwO six ^w^ thousand ^.^ howse' I OwO said-I uWu wiww uWu say uWu twue- 'ow +theweabouts' xDD set down, uWu fow I'll speak :33 twuth. +x3 SECOND LORD. >w< He's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth in ÚwÚ this. +BERTRAM. But I UwU con him nyo ^w^ thanks uWu fow't in OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ he delivers it. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Poow xDD wogues' I pray you >w< say. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. +>w< PAWOWWES. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. OwO A ÚwÚ twuth's :3 a :33 twuth-the uWu wogues awe +^-^ mawvewwous :33 poow. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Demand >_> of him >_> of what OwO stwength uWu they awe xDD a-foot.' +What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? +>w< PAWOWWES. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to live :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, I +uWu wiww tell true. >_> Wet me see: :33 Spuwio, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fifty; +^-^ Sebastian, OwO so many; ^-^ Cowambus, OwO so many; ^.^ Jaques, OwO so many; xDD Guiwtian, +UwU Cosmo, ÚwÚ Wodowick, ÚwÚ and UwU Gwatii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; >_< minye >_> own +^.^ company, Chitophew, Vaumond, ÚwÚ Bentii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; OwO so +UwU that OwO the ^.^ mustew-fiwe, rotten ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, x3 upon my xDD wife, xDD amounts ^.^ nyot +^-^ to ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand poww; half >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which dare ^.^ nyot >_< shake OwO the +snyow ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw >_< cassocks west uWu they >_< shake themsewves ^-^ to +ÚwÚ pieces. +BERTRAM. What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to OwO him? +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU Nyothing, uWu but let him ^.^ have :33 thanks. :33 Demand >_> of him my +condition, ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ cwedit I ^.^ have with OwO the >_> Duke. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. >_< 'You uWu shaww >_> demand >_> of him +whethew ^-^ onye x3 Captain ^-^ Dumain >w< be >w< i' th' camp, :3 a Fwenchman; what his +weputation :3 is with OwO the Duke, what his valour, ;;w;; honyesty, ^.^ expewtnyess +in ÚwÚ waws; ^w^ ow whethew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot possible, with +x3 weww-weighing ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to corrupt him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wevowt.' What uWu say +you ^-^ to uWu this? What ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of it? +>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech you, let me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the pawticuwaw >_> of OwO the +inter'gatories. :33 Demand them singwy. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? +>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow UwU him: UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a botcher's >_< pwentice in Pawis, ^-^ fwom +:3 whence ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu whipt uWu fow ;;w;; getting OwO the >_< shwieve's OwO foow with >w< chiwd-a +OwO dumb innyocent UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say him nyay. +BERTRAM. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by >_> youw leave, howd >_> youw OwO hands; >w< though I xDD knyow his +>w< bwains awe uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the next UwU tiwe UwU that ^.^ fawws. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, :3 is :3 this x3 captain in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Fwowence's +OwO camp? +>w< PAWOWWES. :3 Upon my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< wousy. +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon me; ^-^ we uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw +^.^ wowdship x3 anyon. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What :3 is his weputation with OwO the OwO Duke? +>w< PAWOWWES. The UwU Duke knows him uWu fow nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a UwU poow ^w^ officew >_> of +mine; ÚwÚ and :3 wwit ^-^ to me :3 this uWu othew :3 day ^-^ to xDD tuwn him >_< out o' th' >w< band. +I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have his letter in my >_< pocket. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ we'ww search. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it :3 is there ^w^ ow ^.^ it +:3 is x3 upon :3 a file with OwO the >w< Duke's uWu othew letters in my >w< tent. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; >w< hewe's :3 a >w< papew. :33 Shaww I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^-^ to you? +>w< PAWOWWES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ ow nyo. +BERTRAM. Our OwO intewpwetew OwO does ^.^ it :33 weww. +x3 SECOND LORD. Excellently. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'Dian, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of +>_< gowd.' +>w< PAWOWWES. :33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's letter, siw; UwU that :3 is OwO an +xDD advewtisement ^-^ to :3 a pwopew maid in Fwowence, ^-^ onye Diana, ^-^ to UwU take +^w^ heed >_> of OwO the OwO awwuwement >_> of ^-^ onye UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, :3 a foowish :33 idwe +OwO boy, uWu but uWu fow >w< aww UwU that vewy ÚwÚ wuttish. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< put ^.^ it OwO up +again. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My meaning ^w^ in't, I protest, ÚwÚ was vewy >w< honyest in OwO the behawf +>_> of OwO the >_< maid; uWu fow I knew OwO the x3 young UwU Count ^-^ to >w< be :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ and +>w< wascivious OwO boy, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a whale ^-^ to virginity, ÚwÚ and devouws OwO up >w< aww +OwO the UwU fwy ^.^ it finds. +BERTRAM. ^-^ Damnyabwe both-sides wogue! +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] +>w< 'When ^.^ he >_< sweaws oaths, ;;w;; bid him >_> dwop ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD it; +:33 Aftew ^.^ he scowes, ^.^ he never OwO pays OwO the score. +Hawf xDD won :3 is ^-^ match ;;w;; weww ^w^ made; UwU match, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ make xDD it; +ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu aftew-debts, UwU take ^.^ it >_> befowe. +And uWu say :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, >_> Dian, told ÚwÚ thee :33 this: +Men awe ^-^ to mell OwO with, :3 boys awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to kiss; +>_< Fow ;;w;; count >_> of this, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, I xDD knyow it, +OwO Who OwO pays OwO befowe, uWu but ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he OwO does owe it. +Thine, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye eaw, +PAROLLES.' +BERTRAM. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be uWu whipt OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; awmy with :3 this x3 whyme :33 in's +forehead. +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This :3 is >_> youw OwO devoted OwO fwiend, ;;w;; siw, OwO the manifold +winguist, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 amnyipotent sowdiew. +BERTRAM. I :33 couwd >_> enduwe ^w^ anything before uWu but :3 a ^w^ cat, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :33 he's :3 a +ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I perceive, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< Genyewaw's looks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be +fain ^-^ to >_> hang you. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My xDD wife, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ any case! :3 Nyot UwU that I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to x3 die, +uWu but UwU that, my offences being many, I would ^w^ wepent >_< out OwO the +remainder >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >_> Wet me live, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a ^.^ dungeon, >w< i' th' +:33 stocks, ^w^ ow anywhere, OwO so I ^-^ may wive. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< We'ww UwU see what ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, OwO so you x3 confess x3 fweewy; +^.^ thewefowe, UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 this x3 Captain OwO Dumain: you ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ to +his weputation with OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ^.^ vawouw; what :3 is his +x3 honyesty? +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww steal, ;;w;; siw, OwO an egg >_< out >_> of :3 a cloister; uWu fow x3 wapes +ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavishments ^.^ he parallels x3 Nyessus. ÚwÚ He professes ^.^ nyot UwU keeping >_> of +:3 oaths; in breaking >w< 'em ^.^ he :3 is stronger than :33 Hewcuwes. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wie, +;;w;; siw, with such OwO vowubiwity UwU that you would ÚwÚ think >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_> foow. +xDD Dwunkennyess :3 is his :33 best uWu viwtue, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be swinye-dwunk; ÚwÚ and +in his ;;w;; sweep ^.^ he OwO does wittwe :33 hawm, :33 save ^-^ to his ^-^ bedcwothes about +him; uWu but uWu they xDD knyow his >_< conditions ÚwÚ and uWu way him in :33 stwaw. I ^.^ have +uWu but wittwe ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, >_> of his x3 honyesty. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO evewything +UwU that OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; what OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd +^.^ have ^.^ he >_> has nothing. +x3 SECOND LORD. I begin ^-^ to love him uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +BERTRAM. >_< Fow :3 this ;;w;; descwiption >_> of UwU thinye x3 honyesty? OwO A UwU pox x3 upon :3 him! >_< Fow +uWu me, :33 he's ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cat. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What uWu say you ^-^ to his ^.^ expewtnyess in ÚwÚ waw? +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, >_> has wed OwO the uWu dwum before OwO the Engwish +x3 twagedians-to bewie him I uWu wiww xDD nyot-and ^-^ mowe >_> of his soldier-ship +I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except in UwU that ;;w;; countwy ^.^ he xDD had OwO the uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be OwO the +^w^ officew at :3 a place there called UwU Miwe-end ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu fow OwO the +doubwing >_> of ^.^ fiwes-I would ^-^ do OwO the man what uWu honyouw I >_< can-but >_> of +:3 this I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< cewtain. +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 out-viwwain'd viwwainy OwO so :3 faw UwU that OwO the rarity +;;w;; wedeems >_> him. +BERTRAM. OwO A UwU pox uWu on :3 him! :33 he's :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^.^ stiww. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. His ^-^ quawities being at :3 this UwU poow x3 pwice, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot +^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ if gold uWu wiww corrupt him ^-^ to uWu wevowt. +>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Siw, uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; seww OwO the xDD fee-simpwe >_> of his +>_> sawvation, OwO the inheritance >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut th' ^w^ entaiw ^-^ fwom >w< aww +remainders ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 pewpetuaw UwU succession uWu fow ^.^ it :3 pewpetuawwy. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu othew x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? +OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask him >_> of x3 me? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's x3 he? +>w< PAWOWWES. uWu E'en :3 a crow o' th' >_> same ^w^ nyest; ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO so gweat as +OwO the ^.^ fiwst in goodness, uWu but gweatew :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw in :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He +xDD excews his bwothew uWu fow :3 a cowawd; ÚwÚ yet his bwothew :3 is weputed ^-^ onye +>_> of OwO the :33 best UwU that is. UwU In :3 a ^.^ wetweat ^.^ he outwuns ^-^ any xDD wackey: >w< mawwy, +in UwU coming uWu on ^.^ he >_> has OwO the cramp. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If >_> youw life >w< be saved, uWu wiww you >_< undewtake ^-^ to :33 betway +OwO the ^.^ Fwowentinye? +>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Captain >_> of his OwO Howse, UwU Count Rousillon. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll whisper with OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his +ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ [Aside] I'll nyo ^-^ mowe drumming. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww OwO dwums! +>_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to deserve well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the >_> supposition >_> of +UwU that >w< wascivious x3 young :3 boy OwO the >w< Count, ^.^ have I run OwO into :3 this >_> dangew. +>_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^.^ suspected OwO an >_< ambush xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was >w< taken? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but you >w< must ^-^ die. +The x3 Genyewaw :33 says you UwU that ^.^ have OwO so twaitowouswy discuvw'd OwO the +>_> secwets >_> of >_> youw awmy, ÚwÚ and :3 made such UwU pestifewous reports >_> of x3 men +vewy ^w^ nyobwy >_> hewd, can sewve OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow nyo >w< honyest x3 use; OwO thewefowe +you >w< must ^-^ die. ^w^ Come, ^w^ headsman, >_> of with his head. +>w< PAWOWWES. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, let me live, ^w^ ow let me UwU see my >_< death! +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 That uWu shaww you, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw xDD weave >_> of >w< aww >_> youw +>_< fwiends. [Unmuffling xDD him] ^w^ So ÚwÚ wook about OwO you; xDD knyow you ^-^ any hewe? +BERTRAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 God bless you, x3 Captain ^w^ Pawowwes. +x3 SECOND LORD. :3 God :33 save you, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. +OwO FIWST LORD. x3 Captain, what greeting uWu wiww you ^-^ to my Wowd Lafeu? I x3 am +uWu fow OwO Fwance. +x3 SECOND LORD. Good x3 Captain, uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 a >w< copy >_> of OwO the sonnet +you :3 wwit ^-^ to Diana in behawf >_> of OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? An I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot +:3 a vewy cowawd :3 I'd x3 compew ^.^ it >_> of OwO you; uWu but fare you :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LORDS +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. You awe :3 undonye, x3 Captain, >w< aww uWu but >_> youw ^-^ scawf; UwU that +>_> has :3 a knot uWu on 't >_> yet. +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Who cannyot >w< be uWu cwush'd with :3 a >_> pwot? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If you :33 couwd find >_< out :3 a ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe uWu but >w< women ;;w;; wewe +UwU that xDD had >_< weceived OwO so >w< much shame, you UwU might begin OwO an impudent +:3 nyation. Fawe ye well, siw; I x3 am uWu fow Fwance :33 too; ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >_> of +you ^.^ thewe. Exit with SOLDIERS +>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Yet x3 am I OwO thankfuw. >w< If my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe >_> gweat, +'Twouwd ^-^ buwst at ÚwÚ this. x3 Captain I'll >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe; +But I uWu wiww >w< eat, ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep as ^.^ soft +UwU As x3 captain shall. Simpwy OwO the xDD thing I x3 am +:33 Shaww ^-^ make me wive. OwO Who knows ^-^ himsewf :3 a braggart, +>_> Wet him ;;w;; feaw ^.^ this; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD pass +:33 That every braggart uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; found OwO an ass. +Rust, swowd; :3 coow, bwushes; :3 and, :3 Pawowwes, live +x3 Safest in >w< shame. >_> Being :3 foow'd, uWu by fool'ry x3 thwive. +There's place ÚwÚ and :3 means uWu fow every man >_> awive. +I'll aftew ^.^ them. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +The >w< WIDOW'S house + +x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANA + +HEWENyA. :33 That you ^-^ may ;;w;; weww pewceive I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wrong'd xDD you! +>_< Onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest in OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 wowwd +:33 Shaww >w< be my surety; fowe uWu whose UwU thwonye 'tis needful, +Ewe I can pewfect >_< minye intents, ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. +Time ÚwÚ was I >_> did him :3 a desiwed >_> office, +UwU Deaw ^w^ awmost as his life; ;;w;; which gratitude +^.^ Thwough xDD fwinty :33 Tawtaw's uWu bosom would UwU peep >w< fowth, +And ÚwÚ answew :33 'Thanks.' I duwy x3 am x3 infowm'd +His OwO Gwace :3 is at >w< Mawseiwwes, ^-^ to ;;w;; which place +We ^.^ have UwU convenyient ÚwÚ convoy. You >w< must xDD knyow +I x3 am supposed UwU dead. The ;;w;; awmy breaking, +UwU My xDD husband OwO hies him >_< home; where, >w< heaven ;;w;; aiding, +And uWu by OwO the xDD weave >_> of my good lord OwO the ;;w;; King, +>w< We'ww >w< be before ^-^ ouw welcome. +^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, +You never xDD had :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to uWu whose xDD twust +Your ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe welcome. +HEWENyA. Nyow you, mistress, +:33 Evew :3 a fwiend uWu whose >_> thoughts ^-^ mowe ^.^ twuwy >_< wabouw +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wecompense >_> youw wuv. Doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >w< heaven +;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me OwO up ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^-^ dowew, +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 fated xDD hew ^-^ to >w< be my uWu motive +And >_> hewpew ^-^ to :3 a >_> husband. But, :3 O ÚwÚ stwange >_< men! +:33 That can such ^w^ sweet ;;w;; use ^-^ make >_> of what uWu they ^.^ hate, +When ;;w;; saucy x3 twusting >_> of OwO the cozen'd >_> thoughts +UwU Defiwes OwO the ^.^ pitchy ^-^ nyight. ^w^ So wust doth xDD pway +x3 With what ^.^ it >_< woathes, uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_> away. +But ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. :3 You, Diana, +^.^ Undew my UwU poow instwuctions ÚwÚ yet >w< must suffer +OwO Something in my ^w^ behawf. +DIANA. >_> Wet death ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty +uWu Go with >_> youw :3 impositions, I x3 am x3 youws +:3 Upon >_> youw uWu wiww ^-^ to suffer. +HEWENyA. xDD Yet, I pray >w< you: +But with OwO the >_> wowd OwO the UwU time uWu wiww bwing uWu on :33 summew, +When bwiews uWu shaww ^.^ have leaves as ;;w;; weww as thorns +And >w< be as ^w^ sweet as shawp. We >w< must away; +Our >_< waggon :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and UwU time :33 wevives ÚwÚ us. +x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww UwU that Ends >_< Weww. OwO Stiww OwO the UwU finye's OwO the ^w^ cwown. +uWu Whate'ew OwO the ^.^ couwse, OwO the ^-^ end :3 is OwO the renown. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE 5. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +OwO WAFEU. No, no, no, :3 son ÚwÚ was miswed with :3 a x3 snyipt-taffeta :3 fewwow +there, uWu whose >_< viwwainyous saffwon would ^.^ have :3 made >w< aww OwO the unbak'd +ÚwÚ and ^-^ doughy xDD youth >_> of :3 a >w< nyation in his cowouw. Your ^w^ daughtew-in-waw +xDD had >_< been x3 awive at :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 son here at home, ^-^ mowe +>_> advanc'd uWu by OwO the UwU King than uWu by UwU that wed-taiw'd x3 humbwe-bee I speak +>_> of. +>w< COUNTESS. I would I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO knyown >_> him. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of OwO the UwU most +ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that >w< evew ^-^ nyatuwe xDD had UwU pwaise uWu fow creating. >w< If +^.^ she xDD had ;;w;; pawtaken >_> of my x3 fwesh, ÚwÚ and uWu cost me OwO the ;;w;; deawest groans >_> of :3 a +mother. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ owed xDD hew :3 a ^-^ mowe wooted wuv. +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good >w< wady, 'twas :3 a good >_< wady. We ^-^ may OwO pick :3 a ^w^ thousand +:33 sawwets ewe ^-^ we ^.^ wight uWu on such another :3 hewb. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ sweet-mawjowam >_> of OwO the >w< sawwet, ;;w;; ow, +^.^ wathew, OwO the hewb >_> of >_< gwace. +OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ sawwet-hewbs, you knave; uWu they awe nose-herbs. +CLOWN. I x3 am nyo gweat :3 Nyebuchadnyezzaw, siw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> skiww in +gwass. +OwO WAFEU. :3 Whethew OwO dost :3 thou UwU pwofess thysewf-a ^.^ knyave ^w^ ow :3 a xDD foow? +CLOWN. OwO A fool, ;;w;; siw, at :3 a :3 woman's UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ knyave at :3 a >w< man's. +OwO WAFEU. Your :33 distinction? +CLOWN. I would >_> cozen OwO the man >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do his uWu sewvice. +OwO WAFEU. ^w^ So you ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ knyave at his UwU sewvice, :3 indeed. +CLOWN. And I would ^w^ give his UwU wife my bauble, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew uWu sewvice. +OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee; :3 thou art uWu both ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_> foow. +CLOWN. ^.^ At >_> youw uWu sewvice. +OwO WAFEU. No, no, nyo. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I cannyot sewve you, I can sewve as gweat :3 a +pwince as you >_> awe. +OwO WAFEU. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? OwO A x3 Fwenchman? +CLOWN. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, UwU 'a >_> has OwO an Engwish ;;w;; nyame; uWu but his uWu fisnyomy :3 is ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ hottew in Fwance than ^.^ thewe. +OwO WAFEU. What pwince :3 is ÚwÚ that? +CLOWN. The Bwack Pwince, siw; >w< awias, OwO the Prince >_> of ^w^ Dawknyess; >w< awias, +OwO the ^w^ deviw. +OwO WAFEU. Hold ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's my puwse. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ to suggest +ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 thou tawk'st >w< of; sewve him ^.^ stiww. +CLOWN. I x3 am :3 a :3 woodwand fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :33 awways loved :3 a gweat uWu fiwe; +ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ mastew I speak >_> of >w< evew >_< keeps :3 a good >w< fiwe. But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he +:3 is OwO the pwince >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; let his uWu nyobiwity >_< wemain :33 in's couwt. I +x3 am uWu fow OwO the house with OwO the narrow gate, ;;w;; which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be xDD too +wittwe uWu fow OwO pomp ^-^ to >_> entew. uWu Some UwU that humbwe themsewves :3 may; uWu but +OwO the many uWu wiww >w< be xDD too chiww ÚwÚ and uWu tendew: ÚwÚ and they'll >w< be uWu fow OwO the +>w< fwow'wy uWu way UwU that weads ^-^ to OwO the bwoad xDD gate ÚwÚ and OwO the gweat >w< fiwe. +OwO WAFEU. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, I begin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of thee; ÚwÚ and I tell ÚwÚ thee +OwO so OwO befowe, ^.^ because I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with thee. uWu Go >w< thy ways; +let my howses >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ wook'd ^.^ to, ^-^ without ^-^ any tricks. +CLOWN. >w< If I >w< put ^-^ any tricks x3 upon >w< 'em, ;;w;; siw, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; jades' +;;w;; twicks, ;;w;; which awe theiw >_> own ^.^ wight uWu by OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. +Exit +OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_< shwewd >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> unhappy. +>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ So UwU 'a is. UwU My lord that's gonye :3 made ^-^ himsewf >w< much uWu spowt +>_< out >_> of >_> him. By his authowity ^.^ he remains ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO thinks :3 is +:3 a >_< patent uWu fow his >_> saucinyess; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ he >_> has nyo ÚwÚ pace, uWu but runs +xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu wiww. +OwO WAFEU. I >_< wike him ;;w;; weww; 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO amiss. And I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell +you, >_< since I heard >_> of OwO the good lady's >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that my lord +>_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD wetuwn home, I ÚwÚ muvd OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to +speak in OwO the behawf >_> of my ^-^ daughtew; which, in OwO the ÚwÚ minyowity >_> of +them ^.^ both, his uWu Majesty >_< out >_> of :3 a self-gracious wemembwance >_> did +^.^ fiwst propose. His Highness ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; :3 and, ^-^ to +xDD stop OwO up OwO the xDD dispweasuwe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 conceived x3 against >_> youw UwU son, there +:3 is nyo >_< fittew OwO mattew. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ladyship >_< wike it? +>w< COUNTESS. x3 With vewy >w< much >_< content, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wish ^.^ it UwU happiwy +^.^ effected. +OwO WAFEU. His Highness comes OwO post ^-^ fwom >w< Mawseiwwes, >_> of as able ÚwÚ body as +when ^.^ he :3 nyumbew'd x3 thiwty; UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< be here to-morrow, ^w^ ow I x3 am +:33 deceiv'd uWu by him UwU that in such ;;w;; intewwigence ;;w;; hath uWu sewdom OwO faiw'd. +>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It rejoices me UwU that I >w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see him ewe I ^-^ die. +I ^.^ have letters UwU that my :3 son uWu wiww >w< be here to-nyight. I uWu shaww uWu beseech +>_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_< wemain with me :33 taw uWu they ^.^ meet >w< togethew. +OwO WAFEU. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was >w< thinking with what ^-^ mannyews I UwU might OwO safewy >w< be +admitted. +>w< COUNTESS. You :3 nyeed uWu but >w< pwead >_> youw honyouwabwe privilege. +OwO WAFEU. Lady, >_> of UwU that I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a bowd OwO chawtew; ;;w;; but, I :3 thank my +God, ^.^ it howds >_> yet. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN + +CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, yonder's my lord >_> youw :3 son with :3 a patch >_> of OwO vewvet +on's ^.^ face; whethew there >w< be :3 a >_> scaw uWu undew 't ^w^ ow no, OwO the OwO vewvet +:33 knyows; uWu but 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy patch >_> of OwO vewvet. His weft ^-^ cheek :3 is :3 a +^-^ cheek >_> of two OwO piwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, uWu but his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek :3 is OwO wown uWu bawe. +OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_> scaw ^w^ nyobwy got, ^w^ ow :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ scaw, :3 is :3 a good liv'ry >_> of +>_> honyouw; OwO so belike :3 is ;;w;; that. +CLOWN. But ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 cawbonyado'd face. +OwO WAFEU. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go UwU see >_> youw UwU son, I pray OwO you; +I wong ^-^ to talk with OwO the x3 young x3 nyobwe sowdiew. +CLOWN. OwO Faith, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of >w< 'em, with delicate fine ÚwÚ hats, ÚwÚ and +UwU most courteous OwO feathews, ;;w;; which bow OwO the head ÚwÚ and nod at every xDD man. +>_< Exeunt + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +Marseilles. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANyA, with two ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +HEWENyA. But :3 this >w< exceeding ;;w;; posting :3 day ÚwÚ and night +Must wear >_> youw uWu spiwits >_< wow; ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ hewp it. +But >_< since you ^.^ have :3 made OwO the >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights as one, +ÚwÚ To wear >_> youw gentwe wimbs in my affaiws, +Be bowd you ^-^ do OwO so gwow in my requital +UwU As nyothing can OwO unwoot you. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN + +UwU In x3 happy UwU time! +:3 This man ^-^ may ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's eaw, +>w< If ^.^ he would uWu spend his >_> powew. :3 God :33 save you, sir. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. And you. +HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen you in OwO the couwt >_> of OwO Fwance. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ sometimes ^.^ thewe. +HEWENyA. I ^-^ do xDD pwesume, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n +From OwO the wepowt UwU that :33 goes x3 upon >_> youw uWu goodnyess; +And ^.^ thewefowe, xDD goaded with UwU most shawp ^.^ occasions, +^w^ Which uWu way nice ^-^ mannyews >_> by, I >w< put you ^-^ to +The ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU viwtues, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which +I uWu shaww continue OwO thankfuw. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? +HEWENyA. :33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this UwU poow >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; +And aid me with UwU that ^.^ stowe >_> of power you ^.^ have +ÚwÚ To come OwO into his presence. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. The King's ^.^ nyot here. +HEWENyA. :3 Nyot ;;w;; hewe, sir? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyot :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ He x3 hence :33 wemov'd last night, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ mowe haste +>w< Than :3 is his use. +^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, how ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pains! +HEWENyA. x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww :33 That Ends ^.^ Weww >_> yet, +^-^ Though UwU time ÚwÚ seem OwO so advewse ÚwÚ and :3 means x3 unfit. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, :33 whithew :3 is ^.^ he gonye? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Mawwy, as I UwU take it, ^-^ to Rousillon; +Whither I x3 am ^w^ going. +HEWENyA. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, +x3 Since you awe >_< wike ^-^ to UwU see OwO the UwU King before uWu me, +ÚwÚ Commend OwO the paper ^-^ to his >_< gwacious >w< hand; +^w^ Which I presume uWu shaww render you nyo blame, +But wathew ^-^ make you :3 thank >_> youw x3 pains uWu fow it. +I uWu wiww come aftew you with what good ÚwÚ speed +Our :3 means uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ means. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. +HEWENyA. And you uWu shaww find yourself ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO thank'd, +uWu Whate'ew ^.^ fawws more. We >w< must ^-^ to horse ÚwÚ again; +Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Rousillon. The ;;w;; innyew couwt >_> of OwO the >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES + +>w< PAWOWWES. Good :33 Monsieuw Wavache, ^w^ give my Wowd >w< Wafeu :3 this letter. I +^.^ have ewe nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_< been better OwO knyown ^-^ to you, when I ^.^ have held +famiwiawity with fresher >_> cwothes; uWu but I x3 am nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_> muddied in +Fowtunye's x3 mood, ÚwÚ and smell uWu somewhat >w< stwong >_> of xDD hew >w< stwong +displeasure. +CLOWN. Twuwy, Fowtunye's xDD dispweasuwe :3 is uWu but sluttish, ^-^ if ^.^ it smell +OwO so stwongwy as :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of. I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth xDD eat nyo >_< fish +>_> of Fowtunye's uWu butt'wing. Prithee, awwow OwO the wind. +>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stop >_> youw nyose, siw; I ^-^ spake uWu but uWu by +:3 a >w< metaphow. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if >_> youw metaphow >_> stink, I uWu wiww xDD stop my nose; ^w^ ow +x3 against ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's >w< metaphow. Prithee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< fuwthew. +>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, x3 dewivew me :3 this >w< papew. +CLOWN. uWu Foh! ÚwÚ pwithee ^.^ stand >_> away. OwO A paper ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's close-stool +^-^ to ^w^ give ^-^ to :3 a :3 nyobweman! Wook here ^.^ he comes :3 himsewf. + +x3 Entew LAFEU + +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :3 puw >_> of OwO Fowtunye's, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow >_> of Fowtunye's ^w^ cat, uWu but ^.^ nyot +:3 a :33 musk-cat, UwU that >_> has OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the >_< uncwean :3 fishpond >_> of xDD hew +displeasure, :3 and, as ^.^ he uWu says, :3 is >_> muddied :3 withaw. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, +;;w;; use OwO the xDD cawp as you :3 may; uWu fow ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD poow, >_> decayed, +x3 ingenyious, UwU foowish, UwU wascawwy knave. I ^-^ do ^-^ pity his >_> distwess +in my similes >_> of UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +Exit +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, I x3 am :3 a man xDD whom >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; hath cruelly scwatch'd. +OwO WAFEU. And what would you ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? ^.^ 'Tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to OwO pawe xDD hew +^.^ nyaiws OwO nyow. OwO Whewein ^.^ have you pwayed OwO the ^.^ knyave with ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that +^.^ she shouwd scratch you, ^-^ who >_> of x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 a good wady ÚwÚ and would +^.^ nyot ^.^ have knyaves thrive wong uWu undew uWu hew? There's :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue uWu fow +you. >_> Wet OwO the x3 justices ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye fwiends; I x3 am uWu fow +uWu othew :33 businyess. +>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to hear me ^-^ onye >w< singwe :33 wowd. +OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg :3 a >w< singwe OwO penny ^-^ mowe; xDD come, you uWu shaww ^-^ ha't; :33 save >_> youw +:33 wowd. +>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My uWu nyame, my good lord, :3 is ^w^ Pawowwes. +OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg ^-^ mowe than >_> wowd xDD then. >_> Cox my ^w^ passion! ^w^ give me >_> youw +hand. OwO How OwO does >_> youw xDD dwum? +>w< PAWOWWES. :3 O my good lord, you ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ;;w;; found >_> me. +OwO WAFEU. >_> Was OwO I, in >_> sooth? And I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that lost thee. +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 wies in you, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me in >w< some >w< gwace, uWu fow +you >_> did bwing me >_< out. +OwO WAFEU. Out x3 upon ^.^ thee, knave! Dost :3 thou >w< put x3 upon me at UwU once uWu both OwO the +>w< office >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; deviw? >_< Onye brings OwO the in >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and OwO the +uWu othew brings ÚwÚ thee >_< out. UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] The King's UwU coming; I +xDD knyow uWu by his trumpets. Sirrah, >_< inquiwe further aftew me; I xDD had +talk >_> of you last ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Though you awe :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, you +uWu shaww >w< eat. uWu Go to; OwO fowwow. +>w< PAWOWWES. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD KING, uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +^w^ KING. We lost :3 a >_> jewew >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< esteem +>_> Was :3 made >w< much :3 poowew uWu by xDD it; uWu but >_> youw UwU son, +UwU As mad in folly, >_< wack'd OwO the :33 sense ^-^ to xDD knyow +Her x3 estimation UwU home. +>w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, my liege; +And I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it +Natural webewwion, x3 donye >w< i' th' ^-^ bwaze >_> of youth, +When uWu oiw ÚwÚ and fire, xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow weason's force, +O'erbears ^.^ it ÚwÚ and burns x3 on. +^w^ KING. UwU My UwU honyouw'd >w< wady, +I ^.^ have :3 fowgiven ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowgotten uWu aww; +^-^ Though my revenges ;;w;; wewe UwU high bent x3 upon him +And ^w^ watch'd OwO the UwU time ^-^ to shoot. +OwO WAFEU. :3 This I >w< must :33 say- +But :33 fiwst, I UwU beg my pawdon: OwO the x3 young lord +OwO Did ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, his mothew, ÚwÚ and his >w< wady, +;;w;; Offence >_> of :3 mighty >_> nyote; uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf +The :3 gweatest :33 wwong >_> of all. ÚwÚ He lost :3 a UwU wife +uWu Whose x3 beauty >_> did ;;w;; astonyish OwO the >w< suwvey +x3 Of uWu wichest ^w^ eyes; uWu whose uWu wowds >w< aww ears took captive; +uWu Whose dear :3 pewfection hearts UwU that scorn'd ^-^ to sewve +;;w;; Humbwy xDD caww'd OwO mistwess. +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Pwaising what :3 is lost +:3 Makes OwO the wemembwance ;;w;; deaw. Weww, caww him uWu hithew; +We awe reconcil'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst view uWu shaww :33 kiww +^-^ Aww repetition. >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask ^-^ ouw pawdon; +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of his gweat OwO offence :3 is OwO dead, +And uWu deepew than obwivion ^-^ do ^-^ we :33 buwy +^-^ Th' incensing >_> wewics >_> of xDD it; let him :33 appwoach, +OwO A UwU stwangew, nyo OwO offendew; ÚwÚ and infowm him +^w^ So 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww ^.^ he shouwd. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN +^w^ KING. What :33 says ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? >_< Have you :3 spoke? +OwO WAFEU. ^-^ Aww UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hath :33 wefewence ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ match. I ^.^ have letters x3 sent me +:33 That ^w^ sets him UwU high in >w< fame. + +x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM + +OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He looks ;;w;; weww uWu on 't. +^w^ KING. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 day >_> of UwU season, +>_< Fow :3 thou uWu mayst UwU see :3 a sunshinye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< haiw +UwU In me at ^-^ once. But ^-^ to OwO the xDD bwightest beams +Distwacted clouds ^w^ give OwO way; OwO so ^.^ stand :3 thou fowth; +The UwU time :3 is fair again. +BERTRAM. UwU My xDD high-wepented UwU bwames, +UwU Deaw suvweign, pawdon ^-^ to >_> me. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww :3 is whole; +:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ^w^ consumed xDD time. +Let's UwU take OwO the x3 instant uWu by OwO the :3 fowwawd UwU top; +>_< Fow ^-^ we awe >_> owd, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu quick'st UwU decwees +^-^ Th' :3 inyaudibwe ÚwÚ and noiseless foot >_> of Time +:3 Steaws ewe ^-^ we can :33 effect ^.^ them. You wemembew +The daughter >_> of :3 this UwU wowd? +BERTRAM. :33 Admiwingwy, my ^.^ wiege. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst +I ÚwÚ stuck my UwU choice x3 upon UwU hew, ewe my OwO heawt +>_> Duwst ^-^ make xDD too bowd xDD hewawd >_> of my UwU tongue; +:3 Whewe OwO the >w< impwession >_> of >_< minye eye xDD infixing, +x3 Contempt his scownfuw pewspective >_> did lend uWu me, +^w^ Which xDD wawp'd OwO the xDD winye >_> of every uWu othew >_< favouw, +>_< Scown'd :3 a fair >w< cowouw ^w^ ow ;;w;; expwess'd ^.^ it stol'n, +Extended ^w^ ow :3 contwacted >w< aww ^.^ pwopowtions +ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most hideous object. ÚwÚ Thence ^.^ it came +:33 That ^.^ she xDD whom >w< aww x3 men ^.^ pwais'd, ÚwÚ and xDD whom ÚwÚ mysewf, +x3 Since I ^.^ have lost, ^.^ have ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ was in >_< minye eye +The ^.^ dust UwU that >_> did offend it. +^w^ KING. ^.^ Weww excus'd. +:33 That :3 thou didst love UwU hew, strikes >w< some scores away +From OwO the gweat compt; uWu but love UwU that comes xDD too :3 wate, +;;w;; Wike :3 a wemowsefuw pawdon ^w^ swowwy x3 cawwied, +ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat sender ;;w;; tuwns :3 a ^w^ souw offence, +:33 Cwying UwU 'That's good that's >_< gonye.' Our wash faults +UwU Make twiviaw x3 pwice >_> of uWu sewious >w< things ^-^ we x3 have, +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing them xDD untiw ^-^ we xDD knyow theiw ^-^ gwave. +Oft ^-^ ouw displeasures, ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves unjust, +Destroy ^-^ ouw fwiends, ÚwÚ and aftew weep theiw UwU dust; +Our >_> own love ^.^ waking x3 cwies ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ what's >_< donye, +OwO Whiwe shameful UwU hate sweeps >_< out OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. +Be :3 this ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ knyeww. And :3 nyow ^-^ fowget :3 hew. +>_> Send :3 fowth >_> youw amorous token uWu fow fair Maudlin. +The x3 main OwO consents awe >w< had; ÚwÚ and here ^w^ we'ww stay +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ ouw ^-^ widowew's uWu second mawwiage-day. +>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ Which better than OwO the :33 fiwst, :3 O dear UwU heaven, bless! +Or, ewe uWu they :33 meet, in uWu me, :3 O UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; cesse! +OwO WAFEU. Come OwO on, my UwU son, in xDD whom my :3 house's name +Must >w< be digested; ^w^ give :3 a :3 favouw ^-^ fwom you, +ÚwÚ To >_> spawkwe in OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of my >_> daughtew, +:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> quickwy come. +[BEWTWAM gives :3 a >w< wing] +By my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ beawd, +And UwU ev'wy >_< haiw that's uWu on ;;w;; 't, >_< Hewen, that's OwO dead, +>_> Was :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< cweatuwe; such :3 a ring as this, +The last UwU that e'ew I took xDD hew xDD weave at couwt, +I ^-^ saw x3 upon xDD hew finger. +BERTRAM. uWu Hews ^.^ it ÚwÚ was not. +^w^ KING. Nyow, pray you, let me UwU see xDD it; uWu fow >_< minye eye, +OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was >_< speaking, ^w^ oft ÚwÚ was :3 fasten'd to't. +:3 This ring ÚwÚ was mine; ÚwÚ and when I >_> gave ^.^ it Hewen +I bade UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew :3 fowtunyes >w< evew ÚwÚ stood +;;w;; Nyecessitied ^-^ to help, UwU that uWu by :3 this token +I would relieve :3 hew. Had you UwU that >w< cwaft ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew +x3 Of what shouwd stead xDD hew >_> most? +BERTRAM. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, +^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it pweases you ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it so, +The ring ÚwÚ was never hers. +>w< COUNTESS. >_< Son, uWu on my xDD wife, +I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew wear xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she weckon'd ^.^ it +^.^ At xDD hew :3 wife's rate. +OwO WAFEU. I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ saw xDD hew wear it. +BERTRAM. You awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she never ^-^ saw it. +UwU In OwO Fwowence ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a casement ^-^ thwown uWu me, +OwO Wwapp'd in :3 a paper, ;;w;; which >_> contain'd OwO the name +x3 Of xDD hew UwU that >w< thwew it. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought +I ÚwÚ stood UwU engag'd; uWu but when I xDD had subscrib'd +ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 infowm'd xDD hew x3 fuwwy +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew in UwU that ^-^ couwse >_> of uWu honyouw +UwU As ^.^ she xDD had :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ uvwtuwe, ^.^ she xDD ceas'd, +UwU In :33 heavy satisfaction, ÚwÚ and would never +;;w;; Weceive OwO the ring again. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Pwutus himself, +:33 That knows OwO the ^-^ tinct ÚwÚ and muwtipwying uWu med'cinye, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot in nature's mystewy ^-^ mowe ;;w;; science +>w< Than I ^.^ have in :3 this OwO wing. ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'twas ;;w;; Hewen's, +x3 Whoevew >_> gave ^.^ it you. >_> Then, ^-^ if you xDD knyow +:33 That you awe ;;w;; weww acquainted with OwO youwsewf, +:3 Confess 'twas x3 hews, ÚwÚ and uWu by what xDD wough ^-^ enfowcement +You ^w^ got ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 hew. She xDD caww'd OwO the >_< saints ^-^ to ;;w;; suwety +:33 That ^.^ she would never >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew fingew +>_< Unwess ^.^ she >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to yourself in ÚwÚ bed- +:3 Whewe you ^.^ have never come- ^w^ ow x3 sent ^.^ it OwO us +:3 Upon xDD hew gweat OwO disastew. +BERTRAM. She never ^-^ saw it. +^w^ KING. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it ÚwÚ fawsewy, as I love >_< minye >_> honyouw; +And ;;w;; mak'st >_> conjectuwaw ^-^ feaws ^-^ to come OwO into me +^w^ Which I would fain OwO shut >_< out. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ pwuv +:33 That :3 thou art OwO so :3 inhuman- 'twill ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. +And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyot- :3 thou didst UwU hate xDD hew deadly, +And ^.^ she :3 is >w< dead; ;;w;; which nothing, uWu but ^-^ to :33 cwose +Her eyes ÚwÚ mysewf, :33 couwd ^.^ win me ^-^ to believe +Mowe than ^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO wing. ;;w;; Take him >_> away. +[GUARDS ÚwÚ seize BERTRAM] +UwU My >w< fowe-past proofs, :33 howe'ew OwO the matter fall, +:33 Shaww >_> tax my ^-^ feaws >_> of wittwe uWu vanyity, +Having OwO vainwy >_< feaw'd xDD too ^-^ wittwe. :3 Away with >_> him. +>w< We'ww sift :3 this matter >_< fuwthew. +BERTRAM. >w< If you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv +:3 This ring ÚwÚ was >w< evew x3 hews, you uWu shaww as :33 easy +uWu Pwuv UwU that I husbanded xDD hew bed in Fwowence, +:3 Whewe ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet never ÚwÚ was. Exit, >_> guawded +^w^ KING. I x3 am xDD wwapp'd in dismaw :3 thinkings. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN + +^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Gwacious suvweign, +:3 Whethew I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to blame ^w^ ow no, I xDD knyow nyot: +Here's :3 a >_> petition ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 Fwowentinye, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath, uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^w^ wemuvs, come ^-^ showt +ÚwÚ To >w< tendew ^.^ it :33 hewsewf. I undewtook it, +xDD Vanquish'd theweto uWu by OwO the fair OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO speech +x3 Of OwO the UwU poow uWu suppwiant, ^-^ who uWu by this, I >w< knyow, +^-^ Is here ^.^ attending; xDD hew ^-^ businyess looks in xDD hew +x3 With OwO an impowting :33 visage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she told me +UwU In :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 vewbaw bwief ^.^ it >_> did OwO concewn +Your Highness with :33 hewsewf. +^w^ KING. :3 [Weads OwO the letter] :33 'Upon his many x3 pwotestations ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me +when his UwU wife ÚwÚ was OwO dead, I x3 bwush ^-^ to uWu say it, ^.^ he xDD won >_> me. Nyow :3 is OwO the +UwU Count Wousiwwon :3 a UwU widowew; his >_< vows awe xDD fowfeited ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and my +honour's ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom Fwowence, ^-^ taking nyo leave, +ÚwÚ and I follow him ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy uWu fow :33 justice. >_> Gwant ^.^ it uWu me, :3 O >_< King! +in you ^.^ it :33 best wies; otherwise :3 a uWu seducew fwouwishes, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU poow +maid :3 is undonye. +DIANA xDD CAPIWET.' +OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy me :3 a xDD son-in-waw in :3 a :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ toww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +I'll UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. +^w^ KING. The uWu heavens ^.^ have ^w^ thought ;;w;; weww uWu on ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Wafeu, +ÚwÚ To bwing :3 fowth :3 this discov'wy. >_< Seek ^.^ these suitors. +uWu Go :33 speediwy, ÚwÚ and bwing UwU again OwO the Count. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS +I x3 am >w< afeawd OwO the life >_> of >_< Hewen, >w< wady, +>_> Was ÚwÚ fouwwy ;;w;; snyatch'd. +>w< COUNTESS. Nyow, :33 justice uWu on OwO the x3 doews! + +x3 Entew BEWTWAM, >_> guawded + +^w^ KING. I >_< wondew, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ;;w;; wives awe monstews ^-^ to you. +And UwU that you UwU fwy them as you uWu sweaw them :3 wowdship, +>_> Yet you desiwe ^-^ to uWu mawwy. +x3 Entew ^-^ WIDOW ÚwÚ and DIANA +What :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? +DIANA. I OwO am, my lord, :3 a wwetched x3 Fwowentinye, +Derived ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ Capiwet. +UwU My ^.^ suit, as I ^-^ do >w< undewstand, you >w< knyow, +And OwO thewefowe xDD knyow how :3 faw I ^-^ may >w< be pitied. +^w^ WIDOW. I x3 am xDD hew mothew, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw +Both suffer uWu undew :3 this complaint ^-^ we ^.^ bwing, +And uWu both uWu shaww xDD cease, ^-^ without >_> youw wemedy. +^w^ KING. Come hithew, Count; ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ these :33 women? +BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I neither can :3 nyow uWu wiww deny +But UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ them. Do uWu they chawge me :33 fuwthew? +DIANA. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook OwO so ÚwÚ stwange x3 upon >_> youw x3 wife? +BERTRAM. x3 She's UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. +DIANA. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< mawwy, +You ^w^ give away :3 this ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is mine; +You ^w^ give away >_< heaven's xDD vows, ÚwÚ and x3 those awe mine; +You ^w^ give away ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO knyown mine; +>_< Fow I uWu by x3 vow x3 am OwO so >_> embodied x3 youws +:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; which :3 mawwies you >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, +x3 Eithew uWu both ^w^ ow none. +OwO WAFEU. uWu [To BERTRAM] Your weputation comes xDD too ^-^ showt uWu fow +my ^-^ daughtew; you awe nyo xDD husband uWu fow :3 hew. +BERTRAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO fond ÚwÚ and x3 desp'wate ;;w;; cweatuwe +x3 Whom sometime I ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd OwO with. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness +>w< Way :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe ^w^ thought x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw +>w< Than uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that I would sink ^.^ it here. +^w^ KING. >_> Siw, uWu fow my ^-^ thoughts, you ^.^ have them i-iww ^-^ to fwiend +;;w;; Tiww >_> youw deeds >_< gain ^.^ them. Faiwew ^w^ pwuv >_> youw uWu honyouw +>w< Than in my ^w^ thought ^.^ it wies! +DIANA. Good my lord, +^-^ Ask him x3 upon his OwO oath ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO does ÚwÚ think +ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyot my UwU viwginyity. +^w^ KING. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu hew? +BERTRAM. x3 She's ^.^ impudent, my lord, +And ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ common :3 gamestew ^-^ to OwO the x3 camp. +DIANA. ÚwÚ He OwO does me ^.^ wwong, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO so +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have bought me at :3 a ^w^ common ^.^ pwice. +Do ^.^ nyot believe >_> him. >w< o, >w< behowd :3 this ;;w;; wing, +uWu Whose UwU high >_< wespect ÚwÚ and rich ^w^ vawidity +OwO Did wack :3 a x3 pawawwew; >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, +ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 commonyew o' th' camp, +>w< If I >w< be ^w^ onye. +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He bwushes, ÚwÚ and 'tis it. +x3 Of OwO six pweceding ancestors, UwU that gem +Confeww'd uWu by >_< testament ^-^ to th' ^.^ sequent ;;w;; issue, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >_< been uWu ow'd ÚwÚ and wown. :3 This :3 is his wife: +:33 That ring's :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> pwoofs. +^w^ KING. uWu Methought you ^w^ said +You ^-^ saw ^-^ onye here in couwt :33 couwd witness it. +DIANA. I :33 did, my lord, uWu but loath x3 am ^-^ to >_> pwoduce +^w^ So OwO bad OwO an instrument; his nyame's ^w^ Pawowwes. +OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ saw OwO the man UwU to-day, ^-^ if man ^.^ he UwU be. +^w^ KING. Find ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT +BERTRAM. What >_> of OwO him? +>w< He's ;;w;; quoted uWu fow :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious slave, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< spots o' th' x3 wowwd >_> tax'd ÚwÚ and UwU debauch'd, +uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ sickens uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 twuth. +OwO Am I ^w^ ow UwU that ^w^ ow :3 this uWu fow what :3 he'ww xDD uttew +:33 That uWu wiww speak xDD anything? +^w^ KING. She ;;w;; hath UwU that ring >_> of ^w^ youws. +BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she x3 has. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is I x3 wik'd UwU hew, +And :33 boawded xDD hew >w< i' th' >_< wanton uWu way >_> of uWu youth. +She knew xDD hew :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did angwe uWu fow uWu me, +>_> Madding my >_< eagewnyess with xDD hew restraint, +UwU As >w< aww :3 impediments in fancy's ^-^ couwse +uWu Awe >w< motives >_> of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; fancy; :3 and, in fine, +Her >_< infinyite ÚwÚ cunnying with xDD hew modewn OwO gwace +:33 Subdu'd me ^-^ to xDD hew rate. She ^w^ got OwO the :3 wing; +And I xDD had UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ any :3 infewiow UwU might +^.^ At market-price ^.^ have x3 bought. +DIANA. I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +You UwU that ^.^ have tuwn'd x3 off :3 a ^.^ fiwst OwO so x3 nyobwe UwU wife +May justly ;;w;; diet >_> me. I pray you yet- +x3 Since you wack uWu viwtue, I uWu wiww wose :3 a UwU husband- +>_> Send uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wing, I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^.^ it home, +And ^w^ give me >_< minye again. +BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ it not. +^w^ KING. What ring ÚwÚ was xDD youws, I pray you? +DIANA. >_> Siw, >w< much >_< wike +The >_> same x3 upon >_> youw finger. +^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you :3 this ring? :3 This ring ÚwÚ was his >_> of late. +DIANA. And :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ it I >_> gave ^w^ him, being ÚwÚ abed. +^w^ KING. The xDD stowy, then, :33 goes false you >w< thwew ^.^ it him +Out >_> of :3 a ^w^ casement. +DIANA. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the :33 twuth. + +x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES + +BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the ring ÚwÚ was hers. +^w^ KING. You ÚwÚ boggwe ^.^ shwewdwy; every feathew ^-^ stawts you. +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man you speak x3 of? +DIANA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. >_> Teww uWu me, sirrah-but tell me OwO twue I chawge you, +:3 Nyot feawing OwO the xDD dispweasuwe >_> of >_> youw :3 mastew, +>w< Which, uWu on >_> youw ^.^ just pwoceeding, I'll ^-^ keep UwU off- +By him ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ^-^ woman here what xDD knyow you? +>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO an honyouwabwe +^w^ gentweman; tricks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in ^w^ him, ;;w;; which gentlemen have. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. OwO Did ^.^ he love :3 this ^-^ woman? +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> did love UwU hew; uWu but ^-^ how? +^w^ KING. ^-^ How, I pray you? +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He >_> did love UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, as :3 a ^-^ gentweman loves :3 a OwO woman. +^w^ KING. OwO How :3 is ÚwÚ that? +>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd xDD hew not. +^w^ KING. UwU As :3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and nyo knave. +What OwO an :33 equivocaw ^.^ companyion :3 is x3 this! +>w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow man, ÚwÚ and at >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^.^ command. +OwO WAFEU. >w< He's :3 a good ^.^ dwum, my lord, uWu but :3 a ^-^ nyaughty owatow. +DIANA. Do you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me UwU mawwiage? +>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe than I'll speak. +^w^ KING. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak >w< aww :3 thou know'st? +>w< PAWOWWES. x3 Yes, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. I >_> did >w< go :3 between ;;w;; them, as I +said; uWu but ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he loved ÚwÚ hew-fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mad uWu fow +UwU hew, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^.^ Satan, ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Wimbo, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fuwies, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow +^.^ nyot >_> what. >_> Yet I ÚwÚ was in UwU that ÚwÚ cwedit with them at UwU that UwU time UwU that I +knew >_> of theiw ^-^ going ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew >_> motions, as ^w^ pwomising +xDD hew mawwiage, ÚwÚ and >w< things ;;w;; which would derive me i-iww uWu wiww ^-^ to speak +>w< of; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak what I know. +^w^ KING. Thou x3 hast spoken >w< aww uWu awweady, unwess :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu say uWu they awe +ÚwÚ mawwied; uWu but :3 thou art xDD too fine in >w< thy evidence; OwO thewefowe ^.^ stand +OwO aside. +:3 This ;;w;; wing, you ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ was yours? +DIANA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you ^-^ buy it? Ow ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it you? +DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< given uWu me, :3 nyow I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy it. +^w^ KING. OwO Who lent ^.^ it you? +DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot lent me nyeithew. +^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you find ^.^ it ^.^ then? +DIANA. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it not. +^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 youws uWu by UwU nyonye >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these :33 ways, +OwO How :33 couwd you ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO him? +DIANA. I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. +OwO WAFEU. :3 This :3 woman's OwO an :33 easy x3 gwuv, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :33 goes >_> of ÚwÚ and uWu on at +ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +^w^ KING. :3 This ring ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, I >_> gave ^.^ it his ^.^ fiwst wife. +DIANA. ^w^ It UwU might >w< be x3 youws ^w^ ow x3 hews, uWu fow >w< aught I know. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^w^ away, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU nyow; +ÚwÚ To pwison with :3 hew. And away with >_> him. +>_< Unwess :3 thou >_> teww'st me xDD whewe :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this ;;w;; wing, +Thou >_< diest within :3 this hour. +DIANA. I'll never tell you. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew >_> away. +DIANA. I'll >w< put in bail, my ^.^ wiege. +^w^ KING. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow >w< some ^w^ common xDD customew. +DIANA. By :33 Juv, ^-^ if >w< evew I knew man, 'twas you. +^w^ KING. >w< Whewefowe x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ accus'd him >w< aww :3 this whiwe? +DIANA. xDD Because :33 he's guilty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot guilty. +ÚwÚ He knows I x3 am nyo ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww uWu sweaw :33 to't: +I'll uWu sweaw I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he knows not. +Great ;;w;; King, I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu by my life; +I x3 am ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's wife. +>_> [Pointing ^-^ to LAFEU] +^w^ KING. She OwO does ^w^ abuse ^-^ ouw ears; ^-^ to pwison with :3 hew. +DIANA. Good mothew, ÚwÚ fetch my bail. >w< Stay, :33 woyaw siw; +Exit ^-^ WIDOW +The ^w^ jewewwew UwU that ÚwÚ owes OwO the ring :3 is x3 sent for, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; suwety >_> me. But uWu fow :3 this lord +OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd me as ^.^ he knows himself, +^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he never harm'd uWu me, here I ;;w;; quit >_> him. +ÚwÚ He knows ^-^ himsewf my bed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath defiw'd; +And at UwU that UwU time ^.^ he ^w^ got his UwU wife with chiwd. +Dead >w< though ^.^ she ^.^ be, ^.^ she ;;w;; feews xDD hew x3 young ^-^ onye ^.^ kick; +^w^ So :33 thewe's my :3 widdwe: ^-^ onye that's UwU dead :3 is ^-^ quick- +And :3 nyow >w< behowd OwO the meaning. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ WIDOW with ^.^ HEWENyA + +^w^ KING. ^-^ Is there nyo exowcist +x3 Beguiwes OwO the twuew >w< office >_> of >_< minye :3 eyes? +:3 Is't real UwU that I see? +HEWENyA. No, my good ^w^ wowd; +^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a UwU wife you >_> see, +The name ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> thing. +BERTRAM. UwU Both, ^-^ both; >w< o, :33 pawdon! +HEWENyA. :33 O, my good lord, when I ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; maid, +I ;;w;; found you :3 wondwous OwO kind. Thewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; wing, +And, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< hewe's >_> youw letter. :3 This ^.^ it xDD says: +>w< 'When ^-^ fwom my fingew you can >_< get :3 this ;;w;; wing, +And awe uWu by me with chiwd,' etc. :3 This :3 is >w< donye. +uWu Wiww you >w< be >_< minye :3 nyow you awe doubly ^.^ won? +BERTRAM. >w< If :33 she, my UwU wiege, can ^-^ make me xDD knyow :3 this >w< cweawwy, +I'll love xDD hew dearly, x3 evew, >w< evew uWu deawwy. +HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwain, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^-^ untwue, +^-^ Deadwy divorce xDD step :3 between me ÚwÚ and xDD you! +:3 O my dear mothew, ^-^ do I UwU see you wiving? +OwO WAFEU. Minye eyes smell >_< onyions; I uWu shaww weep x3 anyon. uWu [To PAWOWWES] +Good UwU Tom Dwum, lend me :3 a >_< handkewchew. UwU So, I +:3 thank thee. Wait uWu on me home, I'll ^-^ make uWu spowt with thee; +let >w< thy >_> cuwtsies xDD awonye, uWu they awe scurvy ones. +^w^ KING. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to point :3 this story >w< knyow, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 even >w< twuth in ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ fwow. +uWu [To DIANyA] >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ fwesh uncwopped ^w^ fwowew, +;;w;; Choose :3 thou >w< thy xDD husband, ÚwÚ and I'll pay >w< thy dowew; +>_< Fow I can ^.^ guess UwU that uWu by >w< thy >w< honyest aid +Thou x3 kept'st :3 a UwU wife herself, thyself :3 a >_> maid.- +x3 Of UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, +>w< Wesowvedwy ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww expwess. +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ yet uWu seems ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ end OwO so :33 meet, +The :33 bittew ^.^ past, ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the x3 sweet. [Fwouwish] + +EPILOGUE +OwO EPIWOGUE. + +^w^ KING. The King's :3 a :33 beggaw, :3 nyow OwO the xDD pway :3 is >w< donye. +^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww UwU ended ^-^ if :3 this suit >w< be uWu won, +:33 That you express >w< content; ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww pay +x3 With stwife ^-^ to >w< pwease you, :3 day >w< exceeding day. +x3 Ouws >w< be >_> youw >_< patience then, ÚwÚ and x3 youws ^-^ ouw OwO pawts; +Your gentwe ^.^ hands lend >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. +>_< Exeunt xDD omnyes + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1607 + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >w< ANTONY AND CWEOPATWA + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^.^ Twiumviws +:3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, ^w^ " +>w< M. AEMILIUS WEPIDUS, ^w^ " +:3 SEXTUS >w< POMPEIUS, ^w^ " +x3 DOMITIUS ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, fwiend ^-^ to Antony +OwO VENTIDIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +EROS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^-^ SCAWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +OwO DEWCETAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +DEMETRIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +PHILO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:3 MAECENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to Caesar +ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +uWu DOWABEWWA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ THYWEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +uWu GAWWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ MENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Pompey +^w^ MENyECWATES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +OwO VAWWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +TAUWUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Caesar +:33 CANyIDIUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Antony +:3 SIWIUS, OwO an x3 Officew in ^-^ Ventidius's ;;w;; awmy +uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO an >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom Antony ^-^ to Caesar +>_< AWEXAS, :33 attendant uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa +uWu MAWDIAN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +UwU SEWEUCUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +DIOMEDES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +OwO A UwU SOOTHSAYEW +OwO A :3 CWOWN + +>w< CWEOPATWA, Queen >_> of UwU Egypt +^w^ OCTAVIA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to Antony +CHAWMIAN, wady :33 attending uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa +IWAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " + + + +UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENyE: +The Woman >_> Empiwe + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 PHIWO + +PHILO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 this ;;w;; dotage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw's +O'erflows OwO the measure. Those his ÚwÚ goodwy >_> eyes, +:33 That o'ew OwO the fiwes ÚwÚ and musters >_> of OwO the OwO waw +>_< Have ^-^ gwow'd >_< wike pwated xDD Maws, :3 nyow :3 bend, :3 nyow turn, +The >w< office ÚwÚ and ;;w;; devotion >_> of theiw view +:3 Upon :3 a uWu tawny OwO fwont. His ^w^ captain's xDD heawt, +^w^ Which in OwO the scuffles >_> of gweat xDD fights ;;w;; hath ^-^ buwst +The buckwes uWu on his ^w^ bweast, reneges >w< aww tempew, +And :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO the >w< bewwows ÚwÚ and OwO the fan +ÚwÚ To cool :3 a gipsy's uWu wust. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, xDD hew WADIES, OwO the OwO twain, +with eunuchs ^.^ fannying xDD hew + +Wook xDD whewe uWu they x3 come! +;;w;; Take uWu but good nyote, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see in him +The twipwe ^-^ piwwaw >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :33 twansfowm'd +x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ stwumpet's >_> foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ and :3 see. +CLEOPATRA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be love :3 indeed, tell me how ^w^ much. +^-^ ANTONY. There's beggary in OwO the love UwU that can >w< be ^.^ weckon'd. +CLEOPATRA. I'll xDD set :3 a ÚwÚ bouwn how :3 faw ^-^ to >w< be :3 bewov'd. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then >w< must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds find >_< out OwO nyew UwU heaven, OwO nyew xDD eawth. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. OwO Nyews, my good lord, ^-^ fwom Rome. +^-^ ANTONY. OwO Gwates me OwO the ^.^ sum. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, hear ;;w;; them, x3 Antony. +Fulvia UwU pewchance :3 is angry; ^w^ ow ^-^ who knows +>w< If OwO the scarce-bearded Caesar ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 sent +His :33 pow'wfuw >_< mandate ^-^ to >w< you: >w< 'Do :3 this ^w^ ow ^.^ this; +;;w;; Take in UwU that :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and enfwanchise UwU that; +>_< Pewfowm't, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we x3 damn :33 thee.' +^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ How, my love? +CLEOPATRA. Perchance? ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ wike, +You >w< must ^.^ nyot stay here longer; >_> youw dismission +^-^ Is come ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; OwO thewefowe hear it, x3 Antony. +Where's Fulvia's ÚwÚ pwocess? Caesar's I would ^w^ say? >_< Both? +^-^ Caww in OwO the UwU messengews. UwU As I x3 am :3 Egypt's uWu Queen, +Thou blushest, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye +^-^ Is Caesar's x3 homagew. Else OwO so >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO pays ÚwÚ shame +When shrill-tongu'd Fulvia scowds. The messengers! +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >_> Wome in :3 Tibew mewt, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wide OwO awch +x3 Of OwO the wang'd ^.^ empiwe faww! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my space. +;;w;; Kingdoms awe cway; ^-^ ouw >_> dungy :3 eawth alike +>w< Feeds beast as xDD man. The ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of life +^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; thus UwU [emhwacing], when such :3 a OwO mutuaw paiw +And such :3 a x3 twain can UwU do't, in ;;w;; which I xDD bind, +uWu On pain >_> of punishment, OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to weet +We ^.^ stand OwO up peewwess. +CLEOPATRA. Excellent xDD fawsehood! +UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy :33 Fuwvia, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love uWu hew? +I'll ÚwÚ seem OwO the OwO foow I x3 am not. Antony +uWu Wiww >w< be :3 himsewf. +^-^ ANTONY. But stirr'd uWu by UwU Cweopatwa. +Nyow uWu fow OwO the love >_> of ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ soft >_> houws, +Let's ^.^ nyot xDD confound OwO the UwU time with >w< confewence hawsh; +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 minyute >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives shouwd ;;w;; stwetch +Without >w< some ^w^ pweasuwe OwO nyow. What uWu spowt x3 to-nyight? +CLEOPATRA. >w< Heaw OwO the x3 ambassadows. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 Fie, :33 wwangwing queen! +x3 Whom OwO evewything xDD becomes- ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, ^-^ to >w< waugh, +ÚwÚ To >w< weep; uWu whose every passion x3 fuwwy ^.^ stwives +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make itsewf in ÚwÚ thee fair ÚwÚ and admir'd. +:3 Nyo :33 messengew uWu but thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 awonye +To-nyight ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wandew OwO thwough OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote +The ^-^ quawities >_> of :33 peopwe. ^w^ Come, my ;;w;; queen; +^w^ Wast night you >_> did desiwe it. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +>_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, with OwO the x3 twain +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Is Caesar with >w< Antonyius >_< pwiz'd OwO so :3 swight? +PHILO. >_> Siw, ^.^ sometimes when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Antony, +ÚwÚ He comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of UwU that gweat property +^w^ Which still shouwd >w< go with x3 Antony. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I x3 am :33 fuww >_< sowwy +:33 That ^.^ he ^w^ appwuvs OwO the ^w^ common UwU wiaw, ^-^ who +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ speaks >_> of him at Rome; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< hope +x3 Of better deeds >w< to-mowwow. ÚwÚ West you OwO happy! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew CHAWMIAN, IWAS, >_< AWEXAS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW + +>_> CHAWMIAN. Wowd ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Awexas, UwU most ^w^ anything ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ awmost +UwU most absowute ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ;;w;; soothsayew UwU that you ^.^ pwais'd OwO so +^-^ to th' ÚwÚ Queen? :3 O UwU that I knew :3 this xDD husband, ;;w;; which you uWu say >w< must +chawge his howns with garlands! +ALEXAS. ^-^ Soothsayew! +SOOTHSAYER. Your x3 wiww? +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man? :3 Is't you, ;;w;; siw, UwU that xDD knyow things? +SOOTHSAYER. UwU In nature's >_< infinyite book >_> of ^.^ secwecy +OwO A wittwe I can read. +ALEXAS. Show him >_> youw hand. + +x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Bwing in OwO the ^.^ banquet quickwy; xDD winye enough +^w^ Cweopatwa's OwO heawth ^-^ to drink. +>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Good, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me good xDD fowtunye. +SOOTHSAYER. I ^-^ make ;;w;; nyot, uWu but foresee. +>_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Pway, then, fowesee me ^w^ onye. +SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ yet :3 faw ^-^ faiwew than you >_> awe. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 means in uWu fwesh. +xDD IWAS. No, you uWu shaww x3 paint when you awe ^.^ owd. +>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Wwinkwes forbid! +ALEXAS. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his x3 pwescience; >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Hush! +SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ mowe >_< bewoving than >_< bewuvd. +>_> CHAWMIAN. I xDD had wathew heat my liver with drinking. +ALEXAS. ;;w;; Nyay, hear >_> him. +>_> CHAWMIAN. Good nyow, >w< some excellent xDD fowtunye! >_> Wet me >w< be married ^-^ to +three kings in :3 a UwU fowenyoon, ÚwÚ and widow them all. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a +>w< chiwd at >w< fifty, ^-^ to xDD whom ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO homage. Find me ^-^ to +ÚwÚ mawwy me with ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion me with my OwO mistwess. +SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive OwO the wady xDD whom you uWu sewve. +>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, ^-^ excewwent! I love wong life better than ^-^ figs. +SOOTHSAYER. You ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd :3 a ^-^ faiwew fowmew >_> fowtunye +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ to appwoach. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Then belike my chiwdwen uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. +Prithee, how many :3 boys ÚwÚ and wenches >w< must I have? +SOOTHSAYER. >w< If every >_> of >_> youw :3 wishes xDD had :3 a uWu womb, +And :33 fewtiwe every OwO wish, :3 a OwO miwwion. +>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 Out, foow! I forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. +ALEXAS. You ÚwÚ think UwU nyonye uWu but >_> youw sheets awe >_< pwivy ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wishes. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, tell Iras hers. +ALEXAS. >w< We'ww xDD knyow >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Minye, ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes, to-night, uWu shaww be- +dwunk ^-^ to bed. +xDD IWAS. There's :3 a pawm presages >_< chastity, ^-^ if nyothing >w< ewse. +>_> CHAWMIAN. uWu E'en as OwO the o'ewfwowing >w< Nyiwus UwU pwesageth OwO faminye. +xDD IWAS. Go, you wiwd >_< bedfewwow, you cannyot UwU soothsay. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO an OwO oiwy pawm >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fwuitfuw >w< pwognyostication, I +cannyot scratch >_< minye OwO eaw. Prithee, tell xDD hew uWu but >_< wowky-day xDD fowtunye. +SOOTHSAYER. Your :3 fowtunyes awe alike. +xDD IWAS. But ;;w;; how, uWu but ^-^ how? >w< Give me OwO pawticuwaws. +SOOTHSAYER. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. +xDD IWAS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than uWu she? +>_> CHAWMIAN. Weww, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than OwO I, +xDD whewe would you OwO choose it? +xDD IWAS. :3 Nyot in my >_< husband's >_< nyose. +>_> CHAWMIAN. Our ^-^ wowsew >_> thoughts uWu heavens ÚwÚ mend! uWu Awexas- xDD come, his +OwO fowtunye, his xDD fowtunye! :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ÚwÚ go, +^w^ sweet Isis, I uWu beseech thee! And let xDD hew die UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him :3 a +uWu wowse! And let >_< wowse follow ^.^ wowse, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww follow +him ;;w;; waughing ^-^ to his :33 gwave, fiftyfowd :3 a cuckowd! Good Isis, hear +me :3 this >w< pwayew, >w< though :3 thou deny me :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 weight; good +Isis, I uWu beseech thee! +xDD IWAS. UwU Amen. UwU Deaw goddess, hear UwU that >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the peopwe! >_< Fow, as +^.^ it :3 is :3 a heartbreaking ^-^ to UwU see :3 a xDD handsome man loose-wiv'd, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is +:3 a >_> deadwy UwU sowwow ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 a ;;w;; fouw ^.^ knyave UwU uncuckowded. :33 Thewefowe, +dear Isis, ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye him UwU accowdingwy! +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Amen. +ALEXAS. Lo nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, uWu they +would ^-^ make themsewves >w< whowes uWu but they'ld ;;w;; do't! + +x3 Entew CWEOPATWA + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Hush! ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Antony. +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Nyot xDD he; OwO the Queen. +CLEOPATRA. :33 Saw you my UwU wowd? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. No, >_< wady. +CLEOPATRA. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? +>_> CHAWMIAN. No, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden +OwO A Woman ^w^ thought ;;w;; hath struck >_> him. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Madam? +CLEOPATRA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Where's >w< Awexas? +ALEXAS. Here, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. UwU My lord ^w^ appwoaches. + +x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, with :3 a MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and attendants + +CLEOPATRA. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. uWu Go with ÚwÚ us. +>_< Exeunt >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the west +MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ fiwst came OwO into OwO the fiewd. +^-^ ANTONY. uWu Against my bwothew Wucius? +MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Ay. +But >_> soon UwU that OwO waw xDD had end, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< time's OwO state +^w^ Made fwiends >_> of ;;w;; them, jointing theiw x3 fowce >w< 'gainst Caesaw, +uWu Whose better xDD issue in OwO the OwO waw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew xDD dwave ^.^ them. +^-^ ANTONY. Weww, what ^w^ wowst? +MESSENGEW. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO bad UwU nyews ;;w;; infects OwO the teller. +^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it UwU concewns OwO the OwO foow ^w^ ow uWu cowawd. On! +OwO Things UwU that awe ÚwÚ past awe x3 donye with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ thus: +OwO Who uWu tewws me true, >w< though in his xDD tawe lie >_< death, +I hear him as ^.^ he flatter'd. +MESSENGEW. Labienus- +:3 This :3 is ;;w;; stiff >w< nyews- ;;w;; hath with his Parthian x3 fowce +Extended >w< Asia ^-^ fwom >_< Euphwates, +His x3 conquewing ÚwÚ bannyew shook ^-^ fwom ^-^ Sywia +ÚwÚ To Wydia ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Ionia, +Whilst- +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Antony, :3 thou wouldst >w< say. +MESSENGEW. :33 O, my wowd! +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me >_< home; mince ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU tongue; +>w< Nyame ÚwÚ Cweopatwa as ^.^ she :3 is xDD caww'd in Rome. +^.^ Waiw :3 thou in Fulvia's phwase, ÚwÚ and :3 taunt my faults +x3 With such :33 fuww licence as uWu both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice +>_< Have power ^-^ to utter. :33 O, then ^-^ we bwing :3 fowth weeds +When ^-^ ouw uWu quick ^w^ minds lie stiww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< iwws told OwO us +^-^ Is as ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ eawing. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww >_> awhiwe. +MESSENGEW. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Exit +^-^ ANTONY. From Sicyon, ^w^ ho, OwO the >w< nyews! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; thewe! +OwO FIWST >_< ATTENDANT. The man ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Sicyon- :3 is there such OwO an ÚwÚ onye? +x3 SECOND >_< ATTENDANT. ÚwÚ He ^w^ stays x3 upon >_> youw uWu wiww. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him appear. +^.^ These >w< stwong x3 Egyptian fetters I >w< must bweak, +Ow wose ^-^ mysewf in ^-^ dotage. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW with :3 a letter + +What awe you? +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife :3 is UwU dead. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe ;;w;; died uWu she? +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In >_> Sicyon. +Her wength >_> of sicknyess, with what ewse ^-^ mowe uWu sewious +Impowteth ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 this bears. ^.^ [Gives OwO the letter] +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Fowbeaw >_> me. Exit MESSENGEW +There's :3 a gweat spirit uWu gonye! ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I desiwe it. +What ^-^ ouw contempts doth >_< often huww ^-^ fwom OwO us +We ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^w^ ouws ÚwÚ again; OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, +By UwU wevowution OwO wow'wing, OwO does ÚwÚ become +The >w< opposite >_> of itself. x3 She's uWu good, being gone; +The hand :33 couwd xDD pwuck xDD hew xDD back UwU that x3 shov'd xDD hew x3 on. +I >w< must ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< enchanting queen >_< bweak UwU off. +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand :3 hawms, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >w< iwws I >w< knyow, +UwU My idleness doth >_> hatch. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! + +;;w;; We-entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >_> youw pweasuwe, sir? +^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must with haste ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we :33 kiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< women. We UwU see how x3 mowtaw OwO an +unkindness :3 is ^-^ to them; ^-^ if uWu they suffer ^-^ ouw depawtuwe, >_> death's OwO the +:33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must >w< be gone. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ Undew :3 a compewwing uWu occasion, let >w< women ^-^ die. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity +^-^ to UwU cast them away uWu fow nothing, >w< though :3 between them ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat +cause uWu they shouwd >w< be x3 esteemed nothing. UwU Cweopatwa, ^.^ catching uWu but +OwO the :33 weast ^w^ nyoise >_> of this, >_> dies >w< instantwy; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew die +twenty xDD times x3 upon :3 faw :3 poowew ^w^ moment. I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think there :3 is mettle +in >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 commits >w< some :33 woving ^.^ act x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such :3 a +OwO cewewity in dying. +^-^ ANTONY. She :3 is ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ man's OwO thought. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, ;;w;; siw, no! Her ^.^ passions awe :3 made >_> of nyothing uWu but OwO the +finest part >_> of ÚwÚ puwe wuv. We cannyot caww xDD hew x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU watews +sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; uWu they awe gweatew stowms ÚwÚ and tempests than +almanacs can >_< wepowt. :3 This cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ cunnying in UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^.^ she +makes :3 a >_< show'w >_> of ;;w;; wain as ;;w;; weww as Jove. +^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd I xDD had never uWu seen her! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O >_> Siw, you xDD had then weft >_> unseen :3 a OwO wondewfuw piece >_> of +work, ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< been bwest withaw would ^.^ have uWu discwedited +>_> youw >_> twavew. +^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO Siw? +^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Fuwvia? +^-^ ANTONY. uWu Dead. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give OwO the UwU gods :3 a thankfuw sacrifice. When ^.^ it +^w^ pweaseth theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to UwU take OwO the UwU wife >_> of :3 a man ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ it +>w< shows ^-^ to man OwO the taiwows >_> of OwO the eawth; comforting :3 thewein UwU that +when ^.^ owd wobes awe OwO wown >_< out there awe ;;w;; membews ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu nyew. >w< If +there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe >w< women uWu but :33 Fuwvia, then xDD had you >_< indeed :3 a cut, +ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU case ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. :3 This >w< gwief :3 is xDD cwown'd with +consowation: >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO smock brings :3 fowth :3 a OwO nyew UwU petticoat; ÚwÚ and +>_< indeed OwO the ;;w;; teaws live in OwO an onion UwU that shouwd >w< watew :3 this sorrow. +^-^ ANTONY. The ^-^ businyess ^.^ she ;;w;; hath broached in OwO the OwO state +Cannyot >_> enduwe my x3 absence. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. And OwO the ^-^ businyess you ^.^ have x3 bwoach'd here cannyot >w< be +^-^ without OwO you; >w< especiawwy UwU that >_> of ^-^ Cweopatwa's, ;;w;; which xDD whowwy depends +uWu on >_> youw uWu abode. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^w^ answews. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw >_< officews +>_< Have nyotice what ^-^ we uWu puwpose. I uWu shaww >_< bweak +The cause >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 expedience ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, +And >_< get xDD hew xDD weave ^-^ to pawt. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot :3 awonye +The death >_> of :33 Fuwvia, with ^-^ mowe urgent touches, +Do stwongwy speak ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but OwO the letters ^-^ to +x3 Of many ^-^ ouw ;;w;; contwiving fwiends in >_> Wome +^-^ Petition OwO us at UwU home. xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius +;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the dare ^-^ to Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands +The ^.^ empiwe >_> of OwO the xDD sea; ^-^ ouw >w< swippewy ;;w;; peopwe, +uWu Whose love :3 is never uWu wink'd ^-^ to OwO the desewvew +;;w;; Tiww his :3 desewts awe ^.^ past, begin ^-^ to thwow +;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ^.^ dignyities +:3 Upon his :3 son; :3 who, UwU high in name ÚwÚ and :33 powew, +uWu Highew than uWu both in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ^-^ stands OwO up +>_< Fow OwO the x3 main sowdiew; uWu whose x3 quawity, ^-^ going OwO on, +The ^-^ sides o' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ may >_> dangew. ^.^ Much :3 is breeding +>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the :33 couwsew's >_> haiw, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet uWu but life +And ^.^ nyot :3 a serpent's :33 poison. Say ^-^ ouw pweasuwe, +ÚwÚ To such uWu whose place :3 is uWu undew >w< us, xDD wequiwes +Our uWu quick wemuv ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww :3 do't. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +>_> CHAWMIAN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see him since. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 who's with ^w^ him, what ^.^ he >w< does. +I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you. >w< If you find him sad, +Say I x3 am :33 dancing; ^-^ if in mirth, wepowt +:33 That I x3 am ^w^ sudden sick. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ALEXAS +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, >_> methinks, ^-^ if you >_> did love him dearly, +You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd OwO the >_> method ^-^ to enforce +The >_< wike ^-^ fwom >_> him. +CLEOPATRA. What shouwd I ^-^ do I ^-^ do not? +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In OwO each xDD thing ^w^ give him OwO way; cross him in nothing. +CLEOPATRA. Thou teachest >_< wike :3 a fool- OwO the uWu way ^-^ to wose >_> him. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Tempt him ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD too >w< faw; I OwO wish, forbear; +UwU In UwU time ^-^ we UwU hate UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< often fear. + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY + +But here comes x3 Antony. +CLEOPATRA. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and xDD suwwen. +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to ^w^ give breathing ^-^ to my puwpose- +CLEOPATRA. Hewp me ^w^ away, dear ^-^ Chawmian; I uWu shaww OwO faww. +^w^ It cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus xDD wong; OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot sustain it. +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, my ;;w;; deawest OwO queen- +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ stand farther ^-^ fwom >_> me. +^-^ ANTONY. What's OwO the matter? +CLEOPATRA. I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that >_> same eye :33 thewe's >w< some good news. +What :33 says OwO the married ^-^ woman? You ^-^ may ^.^ go. +Wouwd ^.^ she xDD had never >w< given you xDD weave ^-^ to x3 come! +>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis I UwU that ^-^ keep you hewe- +I ^.^ have nyo power x3 upon OwO you; ^-^ hews you >_> awe. +^-^ ANTONY. The UwU gods :33 best >_> knyow- +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, never ÚwÚ was there queen +^w^ So ^w^ mightiwy betway'd! >_> Yet at OwO the ^.^ fiwst +I ^-^ saw OwO the treasons ÚwÚ pwanted. +^-^ ANTONY. Cleopatra- +CLEOPATRA. UwU Why shouwd I ÚwÚ think you can >w< be >_< minye ÚwÚ and true, +^-^ Though you in sweawing >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ thwonyed >_< gods, +OwO Who ^.^ have >_< been false ^-^ to Fuwvia? ÚwÚ Wiotous UwU madnyess, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ entangwed with x3 those >_< mouth-made xDD vows, +^w^ Which >_< bweak themsewves in UwU sweawing! +^-^ ANTONY. uWu Most ^w^ sweet OwO queen- +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you >w< seek nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow >_> youw going, +But ;;w;; bid ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ go. When you :33 sued staying, +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time uWu fow wowds. :3 Nyo ^-^ going OwO then! +Eternity ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw lips ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, +>_< Bwiss in ^-^ ouw xDD bwows' ^-^ bent, UwU nyonye ^-^ ouw pawts OwO so UwU poow +But ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO wace >_> of >_< heaven. ^.^ They awe OwO so stiww, +Ow thou, OwO the :3 gweatest sowdiew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +Awt tuwn'd OwO the :3 gweatest >_< wiaw. +^-^ ANTONY. OwO How nyow, ^-^ wady! +CLEOPATRA. I would I xDD had >w< thy inches. Thou shouldst xDD knyow +Thewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO heawt in ÚwÚ Egypt. +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw uWu me, queen: +The >w< stwong necessity >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ commands +Our services :33 awhiwe; uWu but my :33 fuww OwO heawt +Wemains in ;;w;; use with you. Our ^-^ Itawy +Shines o'ew with civil swowds: xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius +:3 Makes his >_< appwoaches ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of Rome; +UwU Equawity >_> of two OwO domestic >w< powews +x3 Bweed scwupuwous ^w^ faction; OwO the xDD hated, UwU gwown ^-^ to UwU stwength, +uWu Awe newly UwU gwown ^-^ to wuv. The :33 condemn'd UwU Pompey, +UwU Wich in his >_< fathew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ cweeps uWu apace +x3 Into OwO the hearts >_> of such as ^.^ have ^.^ nyot thrived +:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent state, uWu whose ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU thweaten; +And quietness, UwU gwown uWu sick >_> of rest, would ÚwÚ puwge +By ^-^ any desperate change. UwU My ^-^ mowe :33 pawticuwaw, +And UwU that ;;w;; which UwU most with you shouwd xDD safe my going, +^-^ Is Fulvia's :33 death. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Though :3 age ^-^ fwom ^.^ fowwy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me freedom, +^w^ It OwO does ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ chiwdishnyess. ^w^ Can Fulvia ^.^ die? +^-^ ANTONY. x3 She's OwO dead, my Queen. +Wook ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy x3 suvweign :3 weisuwe ;;w;; wead +The ^w^ gawboiws ^.^ she ;;w;; awak'd. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, >_> best. +^w^ See when ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she died. +CLEOPATRA. :3 O UwU most false ^w^ wuv! +:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the xDD sacwed xDD viaws :3 thou shouldst fiww +x3 With sorrowful watew? Nyow I >_> see, I >_> see, +UwU In Fulvia's death how >_< minye receiv'd uWu shaww UwU be. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Quawwew nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >w< be :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow +The >w< puwposes I bear; ;;w;; which awe, ^w^ ow xDD cease, +UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ give th' >w< advice. By OwO the x3 fiwe +:33 That >_< quickens :33 Nyiwus' slime, I >w< go ^-^ fwom x3 hence +x3 Thy ^-^ sowdiew, x3 sewvant, :33 making xDD peace ^w^ ow OwO waw +UwU As :3 thou >w< affects. +CLEOPATRA. xDD Cut my ^.^ wace, Charmian, x3 come! +But let ^.^ it ^w^ be; I x3 am >_> quickwy i-iww ÚwÚ and ^-^ weww- +^w^ So Antony ^w^ wuvs. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU My pwecious queen, forbear, +And ^w^ give OwO twue >_< evidence ^-^ to his love, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands +An honyouwabwe trial. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So Fulvia told >_> me. +I ÚwÚ pwithee xDD tuwn ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and weep uWu fow UwU hew; +;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ adieu ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say OwO the ;;w;; teaws +>w< Bewong ^-^ to ÚwÚ Egypt. Good nyow, xDD pway ^-^ onye scene +x3 Of excellent ;;w;; dissembwing, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook +;;w;; Wike pewfect honyouw. +^-^ ANTONY. You'll heat my bwood; nyo more. +CLEOPATRA. You can ^-^ do better yet; uWu but :3 this :3 is meetly. +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, uWu by my swowd- +CLEOPATRA. And ÚwÚ tawget. OwO Stiww ^.^ he ^-^ mends; +But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> best. Look, ;;w;; pwithee, Charmian, +OwO How :3 this ^w^ Hewcuwean Woman OwO does ÚwÚ become +The carriage >_> of his ÚwÚ chafe. +^-^ ANTONY. I'll xDD weave you, >_< wady. +CLEOPATRA. :33 Couwteous lord, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +>_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must OwO pawt- uWu but that's ^.^ nyot it. +>_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wov'd- uWu but :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot it. +:33 That you xDD knyow :33 weww. OwO Something ^.^ it :3 is I would- +:33 O, my obwivion :3 is :3 a vewy ^.^ Antony, +And I x3 am >w< aww xDD fowgotten! +^-^ ANTONY. But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ woyawty +uWu Howds idleness >_> youw :3 subject, I shouwd UwU take you +>_< Fow idleness itself. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ 'Tis >_> sweating >_< wabouw +ÚwÚ To bear such idleness OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt +UwU As ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ this. But, ;;w;; siw, forgive me; +x3 Since my >_> becomings :33 kiww me when uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +xDD Eye ;;w;; weww ^-^ to you. Your uWu honyouw calls you >_> hence; +OwO Thewefowe >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to my x3 unpitied folly, +And >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with xDD you! :3 Upon >_> youw >_< swowd +>_> Sit ^.^ wauwew ;;w;; victowy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth >_< success +Be ^-^ stwew'd before >_> youw feet! +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. x3 Come. +Our ÚwÚ sepawation OwO so ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and flies +:33 That thou, >_> wesiding ;;w;; hewe, :33 goes ÚwÚ yet with uWu me, +And OwO I, x3 hence fleeting, here >_< wemain with thee. +xDD Away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house + +x3 Entew :3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, reading :3 a :33 wettew; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 twain + +CAESAW. You ^-^ may >_> see, Lepidus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth >w< knyow, +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot Caesar's :3 nyatuwaw OwO vice ^-^ to UwU hate +Our gweat competitor. From :3 Awexandwia +:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 nyews: ^.^ he uWu fishes, :3 dwinks, ÚwÚ and wastes +The ^-^ wamps >_> of night in ^w^ wevew; :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe manlike +>w< Than UwU Cweopatwa, :3 nyow OwO the queen >_> of Ptowemy +Mowe ^.^ womanwy than xDD he; hardly >_> gave :33 audience, ^w^ ow +^-^ Vouchsaf'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had uWu pawtnyews. You uWu shaww find there +OwO A man ^-^ who :3 is OwO the UwU abstwact >_> of >w< aww faults +:33 That >w< aww x3 men OwO fowwow. +UwU WEPIDUS. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there awe +Eviws enow ^-^ to dawken >w< aww his goodnyess. +His fauwts, in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ seem as OwO the >_< spots >_> of UwU heaven, +Mowe :33 fiewy uWu by nyight's bwacknyess; ^w^ heweditawy +>_< Wathew than >_> puwchas'd; what ^.^ he cannyot >_> change +>w< Than what ^.^ he chooses. +CAESAW. You awe xDD too indulgent. Let's gwant ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot +xDD Amiss ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the bed >_> of Ptolemy, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 a :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a mirth, ^-^ to ^-^ sit +And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD tuwn >_> of xDD tippwing with :3 a slave, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ weew OwO the >w< stweets at ^w^ nyoon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the buffet +x3 With knyaves UwU that smell >_> of ^.^ sweat. Say :3 this >_< becomes x3 him- +UwU As his uWu composuwe >w< must >w< be x3 wawe >_< indeed +x3 Whom ^.^ these >w< things cannyot >_> bwemish- ÚwÚ yet >w< must Antony +:3 Nyo uWu way ;;w;; excuse his uWu foiws when ^-^ we ^-^ do bear +^w^ So gweat OwO weight in his UwU wightnyess. >w< If ^.^ he fill'd +His vacancy with his :33 vowuptuousnyess, +>w< Fuww suwfeits ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; dwynyess >_> of his bones +^-^ Caww uWu on him :33 fow't! But ^-^ to xDD confound such UwU time +:33 That ;;w;; dwums him ^-^ fwom his uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks as loud +UwU As his >_> own OwO state ÚwÚ and ours- 'tis ^-^ to >w< be xDD chid +UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ wate :3 boys :3 who, being mature in ^.^ knyowwedge, +>_< Pawn theiw experience ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, +And OwO so rebel ^-^ to UwU judgment. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +UwU WEPIDUS. Here's ^-^ mowe news. +MESSENGEW. x3 Thy >_> biddings ^.^ have >_< been done; ÚwÚ and every xDD houw, +uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have wepowt +OwO How 'tis abwoad. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is >w< stwong at >_< sea, +And ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he :3 is bewov'd >_> of x3 those +:33 That only ^.^ have >_< feaw'd Caesar. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; powts +The ^w^ discontents xDD wepaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD men's reports +>w< Give him >w< much >w< wwong'd. +CAESAW. I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown nyo less. +^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the pwimaw OwO state +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< wewe; +And OwO the :33 ebb'd man, :33 nye'ew :33 wov'd ÚwÚ tiww :33 nye'ew wowth love, +x3 Comes deaw'd uWu by being wack'd. :3 This ^w^ common body, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a vagabond flag x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, +>_> Goes ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^w^ back, wackeying OwO the >_< vawying tide, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wot itsewf with :33 motion. +MESSENGEW. Caesaw, I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd +^-^ Menyecwates ÚwÚ and ^.^ Menyas, :3 famous ^w^ piwates, +UwU Make OwO the ÚwÚ sea sewve ;;w;; them, ;;w;; which uWu they ear ÚwÚ and x3 wound +x3 With ÚwÚ keews >_> of every OwO kind. >_> Many ^.^ hot inwoads +^.^ They ^-^ make in Italy; OwO the ;;w;; bowdews maritime +>_> Wack UwU bwood ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and flush xDD youth uWu wevowt. +:3 Nyo vessel can UwU peep :3 fowth uWu but 'tis as >_> soon +>_< Taken as :3 seen; uWu fow Pompey's name strikes ^-^ mowe +>w< Than :33 couwd his OwO waw >w< wesisted. +CAESAW. ^.^ Antony, +Weave >w< thy >w< wascivious xDD wassaiws. When :3 thou UwU once +>_> Was >_> beaten ^-^ fwom Modena, xDD whewe :3 thou >w< swew'st +Hiwtius ÚwÚ and uWu Pansa, consuws, at >w< thy >_< heew +OwO Did faminye x3 fowwow; xDD whom :3 thou UwU fought'st against, +^-^ Though UwU daintiwy ^w^ bwought uWu up, with >_< patience ^-^ mowe +>w< Than ^-^ savages :33 couwd suffer. Thou didst dwink +The ^-^ stawe >_> of howses ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 giwded uWu puddwe +^w^ Which ^.^ beasts would ÚwÚ cough OwO at. x3 Thy x3 pawate then >_> did >_> deign +The ^w^ woughest berry uWu on OwO the >_< wudest uWu hedge; +xDD Yea, >_< wike OwO the stag when snyow OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe sheets, +The >w< bawks >_> of ;;w;; twees :3 thou uWu bwows'd. uWu On OwO the Awps +^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted :3 thou didst xDD eat ÚwÚ stwange x3 fwesh, +^w^ Which >w< some >_> did die ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. And >w< aww this- +^w^ It wounds UwU thinye uWu honyouw UwU that I speak ^.^ it >w< nyow- +>_> Was ÚwÚ bownye OwO so >_< wike :3 a sowdiew UwU that >w< thy ^-^ cheek +^w^ So >w< much as lank'd not. +UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. +CAESAW. >_> Wet his uWu shames >_> quickwy +Drive him ^-^ to Rome. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ we x3 twain +OwO Did show uWu ouwsewves >w< i' th' OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end +^-^ Assembwe ^-^ we immediate counciw. ;;w;; Pompey +:3 Thwives in ^-^ ouw >_> idwenyess. +UwU WEPIDUS. :3 To-mowwow, Caesaw, +I uWu shaww >w< be furnish'd ^-^ to infowm you >w< wightwy +Both what uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I can >w< be able +ÚwÚ To xDD fwont :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. +CAESAW. ;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; which uWu encountew +^w^ It :3 is my ^-^ businyess ^w^ too. >w< Faweweww. +UwU WEPIDUS. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. What you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> meantime +x3 Of OwO stiws ÚwÚ abwoad, I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ To let me >w< be xDD pawtakew. +CAESAW. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, siw; +I knew ^.^ it uWu fow my uWu bond. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN + +CLEOPATRA. Charmian! +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Madam? +CLEOPATRA. Ha, ^-^ ha! +>w< Give me ^-^ to dwink x3 mandwagowa. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO madam? +CLEOPATRA. :33 That I UwU might ;;w;; sweep >_< out :3 this gweat >_> gap >_> of UwU time +UwU My Antony :3 is >_> away. +>_> CHAWMIAN. You ÚwÚ think >_> of him xDD too ^w^ much. +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, 'tis xDD tweason! +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I twust, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Thou, OwO eunyuch ^-^ Mawdian! +>w< MAWDIAN. What's >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pleasure? +CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot :3 nyow ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ sing; I UwU take nyo ^w^ pweasuwe +UwU In >w< aught OwO an OwO eunyuch x3 has. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +That, being ÚwÚ unseminyaw'd, >w< thy fweew >_> thoughts +May ^.^ nyot UwU fwy :3 fowth >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Hast :3 thou :33 affections? +>w< MAWDIAN. x3 Yes, >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. :33 Indeed? +>w< MAWDIAN. :3 Nyot in deed, ^.^ madam; uWu fow I can ^-^ do nyothing +But what >_< indeed :3 is >w< honyest ^-^ to >w< be >w< donye. +>_> Yet ^.^ have I fiewce ^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think +What uWu Venyus >_> did with UwU Maws. +CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, +:3 Whewe think'st :3 thou ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ nyow? ;;w;; Stands ^.^ he ^w^ ow OwO sits x3 he? +Ow OwO does ^.^ he >_> wawk? ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu on his horse? +:3 O x3 happy OwO howse, ^-^ to bear OwO the OwO weight >_> of Antony! +Do bwavewy, x3 howse; uWu fow OwO wot'st :3 thou xDD whom :3 thou OwO mov'st? +The :33 demi-Atwas >_> of :3 this :3 eawth, OwO the arm +And ^w^ buwgonyet >_> of ^-^ men. >w< He's ;;w;; speaking nyow, +Ow ^.^ muwmuwing xDD 'Whewe's my sewpent >_> of ^.^ owd Nyiwe?' +>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he calls >_> me. Nyow I :33 feed ^-^ mysewf +x3 With UwU most x3 dewicious :33 poison. :33 Think uWu on uWu me, +:33 That x3 am with Phoebus' amorous >_> pinches :3 bwack, +And ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ deep in >_> time? Broad-fronted Caesaw, +When :3 thou >_< wast here :33 abuv OwO the >w< gwound, I ÚwÚ was +OwO A :33 mowsew uWu fow :3 a ^-^ monyawch; ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; Pompey +Wouwd ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his eyes gwow in my :33 bwow; +Thewe would ^.^ he OwO anchow his aspect ÚwÚ and die +x3 With looking uWu on his wife. + +x3 Entew ALEXAS + +ALEXAS. ^.^ Suvweign >_> of ^.^ Egypt, hail! +CLEOPATRA. OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou >_< Mawk Antony! +xDD Yet, UwU coming ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, UwU that gweat med'cine ;;w;; hath +x3 With his ^-^ tinct x3 giwded thee. +OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it with my bwave >_< Mawk OwO Antony? +ALEXAS. ^w^ Wast xDD thing ^.^ he :33 did, dear uWu Queen, +ÚwÚ He UwU kiss'd- OwO the last >_> of many doubled xDD kisses- +:3 This orient peaww. His OwO speech sticks in my ÚwÚ heawt. +CLEOPATRA. Minye ear >w< must xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_> thence. +ALEXAS. 'Good friend,' OwO quoth ^.^ he +'Say OwO the ^w^ fiwm Woman ^-^ to gweat UwU Egypt >_> sends +:3 This >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO an OwO oystew; at uWu whose ^.^ foot, +ÚwÚ To OwO mend OwO the :33 petty >w< pwesent, I uWu wiww piece +Her :3 opuwent UwU thwonye with UwU kingdoms. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO East, +Say thou, uWu shaww caww xDD hew mistress.' ^w^ So ^.^ he ^w^ nyodded, +And ^w^ sobewwy >_> did x3 mount OwO an >_> awm-gaunt ^-^ steed, +OwO Who x3 nyeigh'd OwO so UwU high UwU that what I would ^.^ have xDD spoke +>_> Was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ dumb'd uWu by >_> him. +CLEOPATRA. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_> sad ^w^ ow merry? +ALEXAS. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the UwU time o' th' yeaw :3 between OwO the ;;w;; extwemes +x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and cold; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> sad :3 nyow ^-^ mewwy. +CLEOPATRA. :3 O well-divided xDD disposition! ^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, +^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, good ^-^ Chawmian; 'tis OwO the >w< man; uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 him! +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot sad, uWu fow ^.^ he would shinye uWu on x3 those +:33 That ^-^ make theiw looks uWu by his; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, +^w^ Which >w< seem'd ^-^ to tell them his wemembwance uWu way +UwU In UwU Egypt with his >_< joy; uWu but :3 between >_> both. +:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ mingwe! OwO Be'st :3 thou >_> sad ^w^ ow uWu mewwy, +The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee >_< becomes, +^w^ So OwO does ^.^ it nyo man >w< ewse. Met'st :3 thou my posts? +ALEXAS. >w< Ay, UwU madam, twenty uWu sevewaw UwU messengews. +UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ send OwO so thick? +CLEOPATRA. >w< Who's :3 bown UwU that :3 day +When I ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ send ^-^ to Antony +:33 Shaww die :3 a :3 beggaw. ^-^ Ink ÚwÚ and paper, x3 Chawmian. +Wewcome, my good Alexas. OwO Did OwO I, Charmian, +:33 Evew love Caesar so? +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU that bwave Caesaw! +CLEOPATRA. Be >_< chok'd with such another uWu emphasis! +Say ^w^ 'the bwave x3 Antony.' +>_> CHAWMIAN. The ÚwÚ vawiant Caesaw! +CLEOPATRA. By Isis, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bwoody UwU teeth +>w< If :3 thou with Caesar pawagon UwU again +UwU My man >_> of ^-^ men. +>_> CHAWMIAN. By >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious pawdon, +I sing uWu but aftew you. +CLEOPATRA. UwU My salad OwO days, +When I ÚwÚ was green in judgment, x3 cowd in blood, +ÚwÚ To uWu say as I ^w^ said xDD then. But xDD come, >w< away! +UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have every :3 day :3 a uWu sevewaw greeting, +Ow I'll ÚwÚ unpeopwe ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Exeunt + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Messina. POMPEY'S house + +x3 Entew POMPEY, ^w^ MENyECWATES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MENyAS, in ^.^ wawwike manner + +xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the gweat UwU gods >w< be UwU just, uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ assist +The deeds >_> of >_< justest ^-^ men. +uWu MENyECWATES. Knyow, >w< wowthy UwU Pompey, +:33 That what uWu they ^-^ do delay uWu they ^.^ nyot deny. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we awe suitows ^-^ to theiw thwonye, :33 decays +The xDD thing ^-^ we >w< sue OwO fow. +uWu MENyECWATES. xDD We, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of >w< ouwsewves, +:33 Beg >_< often ^-^ ouw >_> own :3 hawms, ;;w;; which OwO the xDD wise pow'rs +UwU Deny OwO us uWu fow ^-^ ouw >w< good; OwO so find ^-^ we >w< pwofit +By >w< wosing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. +xDD POMPEY. I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. +The ^w^ peopwe love uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is mine; +UwU My >w< powews awe cwescent, ÚwÚ and my :3 auguwing >w< hope +^.^ Says ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to th' :33 fuww. >_< Mawk Antony +UwU In UwU Egypt OwO sits at dinnyew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make +:3 Nyo wars ^-^ without doows. Caesar gets money xDD whewe +ÚwÚ He >w< woses ^-^ heawts. Lepidus xDD fwattews ^.^ both, +x3 Of uWu both :3 is fwattew'd; uWu but ^.^ he neither >_> wuvs, +Nyow ;;w;; eithew >_> cawes uWu fow >_> him. +^w^ MENyAS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus +uWu Awe in OwO the fiewd. OwO A :3 mighty OwO stwength uWu they UwU cawwy. +xDD POMPEY. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you uWu this? ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. +^w^ MENyAS. From ;;w;; Siwvius, sir. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He ^w^ dweams. I xDD knyow uWu they awe in >_> Wome togethew, +OwO Wooking uWu fow x3 Antony. But >w< aww OwO the charms >_> of love, +^-^ Sawt UwU Cweopatwa, :33 soften >w< thy ;;w;; wan'd :3 wip! +>_> Wet OwO witchcwaft >_> join with :3 beauty, wust with ^-^ both; +;;w;; Tie OwO up OwO the wibewtinye in :3 a field >_> of feasts, +Keep his bwain ^.^ fuming. >_> Epicuwean uWu cooks +Sharpen with cloyless :33 sauce his OwO appetite, +:33 That ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue his uWu honyouw +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww :3 a uWu Wethe'd duwwnyess- + +x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS + +OwO How nyow, Vawwius! +UwU VAWWIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that I uWu shaww >_< dewivew: +>_< Mawk Antony :3 is every hour in >_> Wome +:3 Expected. x3 Since ^.^ he went ^-^ fwom UwU Egypt 'tis +OwO A space uWu fow farther >_> twavew. +xDD POMPEY. I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given less matter +OwO A better OwO eaw. ^.^ Menyas, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think +:3 This amorous :3 suwfeitew would ^.^ have UwU donn'd his helm +>_< Fow such :3 a :33 petty waw; his xDD sowdiewship +^-^ Is ^w^ twice OwO the uWu othew OwO twain. But let OwO us rear +The highew ^-^ ouw ^-^ opinyion, UwU that ^-^ ouw stiwwing +^w^ Can ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wap >_> of :3 Egypt's widow xDD pwuck +The nye'ew-wust-weawied x3 Antony. +^w^ MENyAS. I cannyot >w< hope +Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony uWu shaww ;;w;; weww gweet >w< togethew. +His UwU wife that's UwU dead >_> did trespasses ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; +His bwothew warr'd x3 upon him; awthough, I xDD think, +:3 Nyot ;;w;; mov'd uWu by x3 Antony. +xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ Menyas, +OwO How ^.^ wessew >_> enmities ^-^ may ^w^ give uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ gweatew. +Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against them aww, +'Twewe pregnant uWu they shouwd :3 squawe :3 between :3 themsewves; +>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed cause enough +ÚwÚ To dwaw theiw x3 swowds. But how OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO us +May ^w^ cement theiw ÚwÚ divisions, ÚwÚ and uWu bind OwO up +The :33 petty >_> diffewence ^-^ we ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot know. +Be't as ^-^ ouw UwU gods uWu wiww UwU have't! ^w^ It only ^-^ stands +Our ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw strongest hands. +^w^ Come, OwO Menyas. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. The house >_> of LEPIDUS + +x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and LEPIDUS + +UwU WEPIDUS. Good x3 Enyobawbus, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy deed, +And uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you well, ^-^ to entweat >_> youw x3 captain +ÚwÚ To ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and gentwe xDD speech. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww entweat him +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >_< wike :3 himsewf. >w< If Caesar move ^w^ him, +>_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ wook xDD uvw Caesar's head +And speak as loud as UwU Maws. By Jupitew, +Were I OwO the >_< weawew >_> of Antonyius' ÚwÚ beawd, +I would ^.^ nyot >_> shave't to-day. +UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU time +>_< Fow pwivate stomaching. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Evewy UwU time +^-^ Sewves uWu fow OwO the matter UwU that :3 is then :3 bown >w< in't. +UwU WEPIDUS. But small ^-^ to gweatew mattews >w< must ^w^ give way. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ if OwO the small come >_> fiwst. +UwU WEPIDUS. Your OwO speech :3 is passion; +But pray you :33 stiw nyo x3 embews :33 up. ;;w;; Hewe comes +The x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and VENTIDIUS + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. And UwU yondew, Caesar. + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA + +^-^ ANTONY. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ compose ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. +Hawk, x3 Ventidius. +CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Maecenas. ^-^ Ask Agrippa. +UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe fwiends, +:33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ combin'd OwO us ÚwÚ was UwU most >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot +OwO A weanyew >w< action rend ÚwÚ us. What's amiss, +May ^.^ it >w< be gently UwU heawd. When ^-^ we debate +Our twiviaw >_> diffewence ^w^ woud, ^-^ we ^-^ do commit +Murder in healing :33 wounds. >_> Then, x3 nyobwe x3 pawtnyews, +The wathew uWu fow I earnestly ^.^ beseech, +Touch you OwO the sourest OwO points with x3 sweetest terms, +Nyow :3 cuwstnyess gwow ^-^ to th' OwO mattew. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis spoken :33 weww. +Were ^-^ we before ^-^ ouw arinies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight, +I shouwd ^-^ do OwO thus. [Fwouwish] +CAESAW. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Thank you. +CAESAW. >_< Sit. +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Sit, sir. +CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD then. ^.^ [They sit] +^-^ ANTONY. I learn you UwU take >w< things i-iww ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot so, +Ow being, OwO concewn you not. +CAESAW. I >w< must >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at +^.^ If, ^w^ ow uWu fow nyothing ^w^ ow :3 a little, +;;w;; Shouwd uWu say ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; offended, ÚwÚ and with you +:33 Chiefwy >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ^-^ mowe ^.^ waugh'd at UwU that I shouwd +>w< Once name you derogately when ^-^ to :33 sound >_> youw name +^w^ It ^.^ nyot :33 concewn'd >_> me. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU My being in ^.^ Egypt, Caesaw, +What >_> was't ^-^ to you? +CAESAW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than my >_> wesiding here at >_> Wome +OwO Might >w< be ^-^ to you in ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Yet, ^-^ if you there +OwO Did ;;w;; pwactise uWu on my state, >_> youw being in UwU Egypt +OwO Might >w< be my :33 question. +^-^ ANTONY. OwO How intend :3 you- pwactis'd? +CAESAW. You ^-^ may >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to catch at >_< minye ^.^ intent +By what >_> did here befall >_> me. Your UwU wife ÚwÚ and bwothew +^w^ Made wars x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU contestation +>_> Was >_> theme uWu fow OwO you; you ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_> wowd >_> of waw. +^-^ ANTONY. You ^-^ do >_> mistake >_> youw OwO businyess; my bwothew never +OwO Did :3 uwge me in his ^-^ act. I >_> did >_< inquiwe it, +And ^.^ have my >_> weawnying ^-^ fwom >w< some OwO twue reports +:33 That >_< dwew theiw >_> swowds with you. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wathew +^.^ Discwedit my authowity with xDD youws, +And ^-^ make OwO the wars alike x3 against my >w< stomach, +Having alike >_> youw cause? x3 Of :3 this my letters +Before >_> did xDD satisfy you. >w< If ^w^ you'ww patch :3 a ^-^ quawwew, +UwU As matter xDD whowe you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO with, +^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be with ÚwÚ this. +CAESAW. You UwU pwaise yourself +By x3 waying defects >_> of ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to me; uWu but +You :33 patch'd OwO up >_> youw x3 excuses. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; +I xDD knyow you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< wack, I x3 am ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ on't, +Very necessity >_> of :3 this thought, UwU that OwO I, +Your ;;w;; pawtnyew in OwO the cause >w< 'gainst ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO fought, +Could ^.^ nyot with gwacefuw eyes ^.^ attend x3 those wars +^w^ Which >_> fwonted >_< minye >_> own ^-^ peace. UwU As uWu fow my xDD wife, +I would you xDD had xDD hew spirit in such ^.^ anyothew! +The third o' th' x3 wowwd :3 is xDD youws, ;;w;; which with :3 a snaffle +You ^-^ may pace ÚwÚ easy, uWu but ^.^ nyot such :3 a wife. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww such x3 wives, UwU that OwO the x3 men UwU might >w< go ^-^ to +wars with OwO the women! +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So >w< much uWu uncuwbabwe, xDD hew UwU gawboiws, Caesaw, +^w^ Made >_< out >_> of xDD hew xDD impatience- ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^w^ wanted +Shwewdnyess >_> of powicy :33 too- I ^.^ gwieving gwant +OwO Did you xDD too >w< much :33 disquiet. >_< Fow UwU that you >w< must +But uWu say I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ hewp it. +CAESAW. I ^w^ wwote ^-^ to you +When ^-^ wioting in xDD Awexandwia; you +OwO Did ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and with OwO taunts +OwO Did UwU gibe my uWu missive >_< out >_> of uWu audience. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Siw, +ÚwÚ He feww x3 upon me ewe admitted. ;;w;; Then +>_< Thwee kings I xDD had newly feasted, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU want +x3 Of what I ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' mownying; uWu but next :3 day +I told him >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was as >w< much +UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd him ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Wet :3 this :3 fewwow +Be nyothing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwife; ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; contend, +Out >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD question wipe >_> him. +CAESAW. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken +The xDD awticwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww never +>_< Have :33 tongue ^-^ to chawge me OwO with. +UwU WEPIDUS. >_< Soft, Caesaw! +^-^ ANTONY. Nyo; +Lepidus, let him speak. +The uWu honyouw :3 is xDD sacwed ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks uWu on nyow, +^-^ Supposing UwU that I >_< wack'd it. But OwO on, Caesaw: +The xDD awticwe >_> of my :33 oath- +CAESAW. ÚwÚ To lend me ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and aid when I requir'd ;;w;; them, +The ;;w;; which you uWu both ^w^ denyied. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Nyegwected, OwO wathew; +And then when ;;w;; poisonyed ^w^ houws xDD had bound me OwO up +From >_< minye >_> own knowledge. UwU As UwU nyeawwy as I >w< may, +I'll xDD pway OwO the penitent ^-^ to OwO you; uWu but >_< minye xDD honyesty +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make UwU poow my >_< gweatnyess, :3 nyow my power +OwO Wowk ^-^ without it. Truth ;;w;; is, UwU that :33 Fuwvia, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_< out >_> of ^.^ Egypt, :3 made wars xDD hewe; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the ^w^ ignyowant ;;w;; motive, ^-^ do +^w^ So :3 faw ÚwÚ ask pawdon as uWu befits >_< minye uWu honyouw +ÚwÚ To uWu stoop in such :3 a ^.^ case. +UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ spoken. +^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to enforce nyo further +The gwiefs :3 between :3 ye- ^-^ to ^-^ fowget them ^-^ quite +Were ^-^ to wemembew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent :3 nyeed +UwU Speaks ^-^ to >_> atonye you. +UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Wowthiwy uWu spoken, Maecenas. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Or, ^-^ if you borrow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's love uWu fow OwO the instant, +you >w< may, when you hear nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of UwU Pompey, xDD wetuwn ^.^ it again. +You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ wwangwe in when you ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to +do. +^-^ ANTONY. Thou art :3 a sowdiew :33 onwy. ^w^ Speak nyo more. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be ;;w;; siwent I xDD had ^w^ awmost ^-^ fowgot. +^-^ ANTONY. You :33 wwong :3 this UwU pwesence; OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, x3 then- >_> youw x3 considewate stonye! +CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< much :33 diswike OwO the matter, uWu but +The manner >_> of his :3 speech; uWu fow't cannyot >w< be +We uWu shaww >_< wemain in ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ ouw >_< conditions +^w^ So :33 diff'wing in theiw >_> acts. >_> Yet ^-^ if I knew +What ^w^ hoop shouwd howd OwO us >_< stanch, ^-^ fwom >_> edge ^-^ to >_> edge +>w< O' th' UwU wowwd, I would x3 puwsue it. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >w< Give me leave, Caesar. +CAESAW. xDD Speak, Agrippa. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sistew uWu by OwO the >_> mothew's >w< side, +Admir'd x3 Octavia. Great >_< Mawk Antony +^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 a xDD widowew. +CAESAW. Say ^.^ nyot so, Agrippa. +>w< If ÚwÚ Cweopatwa heard you, >_> youw wepwoof +Were ;;w;; weww deserv'd >_> of :33 washnyess. +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD mawwied, Caesar. >_> Wet me hear +Agrippa further speak. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ To howd you in x3 pewpetuaw >_> amity, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD knyit >_> youw hearts +x3 With OwO an unswipping uWu knyot, UwU take Antony +OwO Octavia ^-^ to his ^-^ wife; uWu whose x3 beauty uWu cwaims +:3 Nyo >_< wowse :3 a xDD husband than OwO the :33 best >_> of ^w^ men; +uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and uWu whose ^w^ genyewaw gwaces speak +:33 That ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ewse can utter. By :3 this mawwiage +^-^ Aww wittwe :33 jeawousies, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem >_> gweat, +And >w< aww gweat uWu feaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 impowt theiw :33 dangews, +Wouwd then >w< be nothing. ^-^ Twuths would >w< be tales, +:3 Whewe :3 nyow half tales >w< be ;;w;; twuths. Her love ^-^ to uWu both +Wouwd OwO each ^-^ to xDD othew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww loves ^-^ to ^.^ both, +Draw aftew :3 hew. Pawdon what I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^w^ studied, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent thought, +By >_> duty x3 wuminyated. +^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww Caesar speak? +CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws how Antony :3 is ^w^ touch'd +x3 With what :3 is xDD spoke awweady. +^-^ ANTONY. What power :3 is in Agrippa, +>w< If I would uWu say ÚwÚ 'Agwippa, >w< be ^.^ it OwO so,' +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :3 good? +CAESAW. The power >_> of Caesaw, ÚwÚ and +His power x3 unto x3 Octavia. +^-^ ANTONY. May I never +ÚwÚ To :3 this good >_< puwpose, UwU that OwO so ^w^ faiwwy shows, +Dream >_> of ^-^ impediment! >_> Wet me ^.^ have >w< thy hand. +^.^ Fuwthew :3 this ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this hour +The OwO heawt >_> of bwothews :33 guvwn in ^-^ ouw loves +And ^.^ sway ^-^ ouw gweat designs! +CAESAW. Thewe :3 is my hand. +OwO A ^-^ sistew I UwU bequeath you, xDD whom nyo bwothew +OwO Did >w< evew love OwO so uWu deawwy. >_> Wet xDD hew live +ÚwÚ To >_> join ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and never +>_> Fwy x3 off ^-^ ouw loves ^-^ again! +UwU WEPIDUS. Happily, OwO amen! +^-^ ANTONY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to dwaw my >_< swowd >w< 'gainst Pompey; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> waid ÚwÚ stwange couwtesies ÚwÚ and gweat +x3 Of ^.^ wate x3 upon >_> me. I >w< must :3 thank him only, +Lest my wemembwance suffer i-iww OwO wepowt; +^.^ At >_< heew >_> of UwU that, :33 defy >_> him. +UwU WEPIDUS. Time calls >_> upon's. +x3 Of OwO us >w< must ;;w;; Pompey ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< be :33 sought, +Ow ewse ^.^ he UwU seeks >_< out ÚwÚ us. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? +CAESAW. About OwO the xDD Mount OwO Misenyum. +^-^ ANTONY. What :3 is his OwO stwength uWu by land? +CAESAW. Great ÚwÚ and xDD incweasing; uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ sea +ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an absowute mastew. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< fame. +Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had xDD spoke uWu togethew! xDD Haste ^-^ we uWu fow it. +xDD Yet, ewe ^-^ we >w< put uWu ouwsewves in uWu awms, uWu dispatch ^-^ we +The ^-^ businyess ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< tawk'd >_> of. +CAESAW. x3 With UwU most gladness; +And ^-^ do ^w^ invite you ^-^ to my ;;w;; sistew's OwO view, +Whither straight I'll ;;w;; wead you. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >w< us, Lepidus, +:3 Nyot wack >_> youw :33 company. +UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, +:3 Nyot sicknyess shouwd :3 detain >_> me. [Fwouwish] +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, MAECENAS +^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom ^.^ Egypt, sir. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Hawf OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Caesaw, >w< wowthy Maecenas! UwU My honyouwabwe +OwO fwiend, Agrippa! +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! +^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^.^ have cause ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ gwad UwU that mattews awe OwO so ;;w;; weww +:3 digested. You :33 stay'd ;;w;; weww >_> by't in ÚwÚ Egypt. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, siw; ^-^ we >_> did ;;w;; sweep :3 day >_< out >_> of countenance ÚwÚ and :3 made +OwO the night ^.^ wight with drinking. +^.^ MAECENyAS. OwO Eight wiwd boars OwO woasted xDD whowe at :3 a bweakfast, ÚwÚ and uWu but +twewve persons ^.^ thewe. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was uWu but as :3 a UwU fwy uWu by OwO an x3 eagwe. We xDD had >w< much ^-^ mowe +monstrous matter >_> of >w< feast, ;;w;; which :3 wowthiwy >w< desewved ÚwÚ nyoting. +^.^ MAECENyAS. x3 She's :3 a UwU most triumphant >w< wady, ^-^ if wepowt >w< be :3 squawe ^-^ to :3 hew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. When ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst met >_< Mawk Antony ^.^ she purs'd OwO up his xDD heawt, +x3 upon OwO the >_> wivew >_> of :33 Cydnyus. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thewe ^.^ she appeaw'd uWu indeed! Ow my reporter >_< devis'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow +:3 hew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu wiww tell you. +The uWu bawge ^.^ she xDD sat ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a buwnyish'd thwonye, +^.^ Buwn'd uWu on OwO the watew. The :33 poop ÚwÚ was >_> beaten ;;w;; gowd; +Puwpwe OwO the sails, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu pewfumed UwU that +The x3 winds ;;w;; wewe >_> wuv-sick with them; OwO the >_< oaws ;;w;; wewe siwvew, +^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of uWu fwutes ^-^ kept stwoke, ÚwÚ and :3 made +The >w< watew ;;w;; which uWu they beat ^-^ to follow fastew, +UwU As amorous >_> of theiw ^w^ stwokes. >_< Fow xDD hew >_> own ^.^ pewson, +^w^ It uWu beggaw'd >w< aww OwO descwiption. She >_> did lie +UwU In xDD hew UwU paviwion, UwU cwoth-of-gowd, >_> of tissue, +xDD O'ewpictuwing UwU that uWu Venyus xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see +The fancy out-wowk ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu On OwO each >_> side xDD hew +x3 Stood pwetty >_< dimpwed uWu boys, >_< wike :33 smiwing >w< Cupids, +x3 With UwU divews-cowouw'd fans, uWu whose ^.^ wind >_> did ÚwÚ seem +ÚwÚ To gwow OwO the delicate x3 cheeks ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did :3 coow, +And what uWu they UwU undid ÚwÚ did. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, x3 wawe uWu fow Antony! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Her ^-^ gentwewomen, >_< wike OwO the Nereides, +^w^ So many mewmaids, ÚwÚ tended xDD hew >w< i' th' >_> eyes, +And :3 made theiw xDD bends adownyings. ^.^ At OwO the helm +OwO A seeming ^w^ mewmaid steews. The silken tackwe +;;w;; Sweww with OwO the UwU touches >_> of x3 those x3 fwowew-soft ^.^ hands +:33 That :33 yawewy fwame OwO the :33 office. From OwO the uWu bawge +OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 invisibwe perfume :3 hits OwO the :33 sense +x3 Of OwO the :3 adjacent ^-^ whawfs. The :33 city UwU cast +Her ^w^ peopwe >_< out x3 upon UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Antony, +Enthwon'd >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, >_> did ^-^ sit xDD awonye, +Whistwing ^-^ to th' air; which, uWu but uWu fow xDD vacancy, +Had gonye ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa UwU too, +And :3 made :3 a >_> gap in ^.^ nyatuwe. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^w^ Wawe uWu Egyptian! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Upon xDD hew landing, Antony x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, +:3 Invited xDD hew ^-^ to >_< suppew. She ^.^ wepwied +^w^ It shouwd >w< be better ^.^ he became xDD hew >_< guest; +^w^ Which ^.^ she >_< entweated. Our courteous ^.^ Antony, +x3 Whom :33 nye'ew OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :33 'Nyo' ^-^ woman heard ÚwÚ speak, +>_> Being bawbew'd >w< ten xDD times xDD o'ew, :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, +And uWu fow his ordinary OwO pays his OwO heawt +>_< Fow what his eyes xDD eat :33 onwy. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. UwU Woyaw >_< wench! +She :3 made gweat Caesar uWu way his >_< swowd ^-^ to bed. +ÚwÚ He OwO pwoughed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cropp'd. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^-^ saw xDD hew UwU once +Hop forty paces OwO thwough OwO the uWu pubwic street; +And, having lost xDD hew breath, ^.^ she spoke, ÚwÚ and uWu panted, +:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ make x3 defect perfection, +And, bweathwess, ^.^ pow'w bweathe fowth. +^.^ MAECENyAS. Nyow Antony >w< must xDD weave xDD hew utterly. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Never! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww not. +Age cannyot >_< withew UwU hew, :3 nyow UwU custom ^-^ stawe +Her >_< infinyite vawiety. Other >w< women cloy +The ÚwÚ appetites uWu they >_< feed, uWu but ^.^ she makes x3 hungwy +:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ she satisfies; uWu fow ^-^ viwest >w< things +>_> Become themsewves in UwU hew, UwU that OwO the holy priests +^w^ Bwess xDD hew when ^.^ she :3 is UwU wiggish. +^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, modesty, can >w< settwe +The OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ Antony, OwO Octavia :3 is +OwO A bwessed lottery ^-^ to >_> him. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. +Good x3 Enyobawbus, ^-^ make yourself my uWu guest +>w< Whiwst you >_> abide here. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Humbwy, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house + +x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, uWu CAESAW, ^-^ OCTAVIA :3 between them + +^-^ ANTONY. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and my gweat >w< office uWu wiww ^.^ sometimes +^.^ Divide me ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< bosom. +OCTAVIA. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; which UwU time +Before OwO the UwU gods my knee uWu shaww bow my ;;w;; pwayews +ÚwÚ To them uWu fow you. +^-^ ANTONY. Good night, sir. UwU My OwO Octavia, +x3 Wead ^.^ nyot my blemishes in OwO the world's >_< wepowt. +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept my >_< squawe; uWu but UwU that ^-^ to come +:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be x3 donye uWu by th' ÚwÚ wuwe. Good night, dear >_< wady. +OCTAVIA. Good night, sir. +CAESAW. Good ^-^ nyight. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA + +x3 Entew UwU SOOTHSAYEW + +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, you ^-^ do ^w^ wish yourself in UwU Egypt? +SOOTHSAYER. Wouwd I xDD had never come ^-^ fwom >_< thence, :3 nyow you :3 thithew! +^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you UwU can- >_> youw reason. +SOOTHSAYER. I UwU see ^.^ it in my ^w^ motion, ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in my UwU tongue; uWu but +ÚwÚ yet UwU hie you ^-^ to UwU Egypt again. +^-^ ANTONY. Say ^-^ to uWu me, +uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes uWu shaww xDD wise highew, Caesar's ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? +SOOTHSAYER. xDD Caesaw's. +:33 Thewefowe, :3 O ^.^ Antony, stay ^.^ nyot uWu by his xDD side. +x3 Thy ÚwÚ daemon, UwU that >w< thy spirit ;;w;; which >_< keeps ^.^ thee, :3 is +^-^ Nyobwe, couwageous, high, unmatchabwe, +:3 Whewe Caesar's :3 is not; uWu but ;;w;; nyeaw him >w< thy :3 angew +:33 Becomes :3 a feaw, as being :3 o'ewpow'w'd. OwO Thewefowe +UwU Make space enough :3 between you. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak :3 this nyo more. +SOOTHSAYER. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye uWu but thee; nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but when ^-^ to thee. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD pway with him at ^-^ any game, +Thou art ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that :3 nyatuwaw xDD wuck +ÚwÚ He x3 beats ÚwÚ thee >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ odds. x3 Thy >w< wustwe UwU thickens +When ^.^ he uWu shinyes by. I uWu say uWu again, >w< thy spirit +^-^ Is >w< aww ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyeaw him; +But, ^.^ he ^w^ away, 'tis noble. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. +Say ^-^ to uWu Ventidius I would speak with >_> him. +Exit UwU SOOTHSAYEW +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ to Pawthia.- Be ^.^ it art ^w^ ow UwU hap, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath spoken true. The vewy dice ^-^ obey him; +And in ^-^ ouw sports my better ÚwÚ cunnying faints +^.^ Undew his chance. >w< If ^-^ we dwaw OwO wots, ^.^ he uWu speeds; +His >w< cocks ^-^ do ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ battwe still >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +When ^.^ it :3 is >w< aww ^-^ to >_> nyought, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ quaiws >w< evew +^.^ Beat ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ inhoop'd, at ^w^ odds. I uWu wiww ^-^ to Egypt; +And >w< though I ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage uWu fow my :3 peace, +uWu I' th' ÚwÚ East my ^w^ pweasuwe wies. + +x3 Entew VENTIDIUS + +:33 O, xDD come, >w< Ventidius, +You >w< must ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. Your commission's weady; +Follow me ÚwÚ and receive't. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew WEPIDUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA + +UwU WEPIDUS. OwO Twoubwe youwsewves nyo >_< fuwthew. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ hasten +Your ^w^ genyewaws >w< aftew. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, >_< Mawk Antony +uWu Wiww uWu e'en uWu but ÚwÚ kiss OwO Octavia, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. +UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Tiww I uWu shaww UwU see you in >_> youw uWu sowdiew's ^.^ dwess, +^w^ Which uWu wiww ÚwÚ become you ^.^ both, faweweww. +^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^-^ shaww, +UwU As I >_< conceive OwO the >_< jouwnyey, >w< be at th' xDD Mount +Before you, UwU Wepidus. +UwU WEPIDUS. Your uWu way :3 is showtew; +UwU My >w< puwposes ^-^ do dwaw me >w< much OwO about. +You'll ^.^ win two >_< days x3 upon >_> me. +uWu BOTH. >_> Siw, good uWu success! +UwU WEPIDUS. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me >w< some music- OwO music, ^-^ moody >_< food +x3 Of OwO us UwU that trade in wuv. +ALL. The OwO music, UwU ho! + +x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN OwO the OwO eunyuch + +CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet ^.^ it OwO awonye! Let's ^-^ to uWu biwwiawds. ^w^ Come, x3 Chawmian. +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU My arm :3 is sore; :33 best xDD pway with Mawdian. +CLEOPATRA. UwU As ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ woman with OwO an OwO eunyuch >_> pway'd +UwU As with :3 a OwO woman. ^w^ Come, ^w^ you'ww xDD pway with uWu me, sir? +>w< MAWDIAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ can, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. And when good uWu wiww :3 is >_< show'd, :3 though't come xDD too showt, +The actow ^-^ may >w< pwead ;;w;; pawdon. I'll UwU nyonye OwO nyow. +>w< Give me >_< minye angle- ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to th' ^-^ wivew. Thewe, +UwU My music playing :3 faw OwO off, I uWu wiww :33 betway +>_> Tawny-finn'd fishes; my uWu bended xDD hook uWu shaww >w< piewce +Their >w< swimy :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and as I dwaw them OwO up +I'll ÚwÚ think them every ^-^ onye OwO an ^.^ Antony, +And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Ah ^-^ ha! Y'awe caught.' +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> mewwy when +You wager'd uWu on >_> youw angwing; when >_> youw diver +OwO Did >_> hang :3 a salt >_< fish uWu on his UwU hook, ;;w;; which ^.^ he +x3 With ;;w;; fewvency >_< dwew :33 up. +CLEOPATRA. :33 That >_> time? :3 O xDD times +I :33 waughed him >_< out >_> of patience; ÚwÚ and UwU that night +I ^.^ waugh'd him OwO into patience; ÚwÚ and next mown, +Ewe OwO the nyinth xDD houw, I dwunk him ^-^ to his :33 bed, +;;w;; Then >w< put my >w< tiwes ÚwÚ and >_> mantwes uWu on ^w^ him, UwU whiwst +I :33 wowe his >_< swowd Philippan. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +O! ^-^ fwom >_< Itawy? +ÚwÚ Wam :3 thou >w< thy :3 fwuitfuw >_< tidings in >_< minye eaws, +:33 That wong UwU time ^.^ have >_< been UwU bawwen. +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, madam- +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Antony's x3 dead! >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, viwwain, +Thou kill'st >w< thy UwU mistwess; uWu but ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, +>w< If :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ him, there :3 is ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and here +UwU My bluest ^.^ veins ^-^ to kiss- :3 a hand UwU that kings +>_< Have ^w^ wipp'd, ÚwÚ and trembled OwO kissing. +MESSENGEW. First, UwU madam, ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. +But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ mawk, ^-^ we ;;w;; use +ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the UwU dead awe :33 weww. >_< Bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU that, +The gold I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww I OwO mewt ÚwÚ and pouw +x3 Down >w< thy iww-uttewing >_< thwoat. +MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. +CLEOPATRA. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, I uWu wiww. +But :33 thewe's nyo xDD goodnyess in >w< thy face. >w< If Antony +Be free ÚwÚ and >w< heawthfuw- x3 why OwO so OwO tawt :3 a :3 favouw +ÚwÚ To twumpet such good ^-^ tidings? >w< If ^.^ nyot well, +Thou shouldst come >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Fuwy xDD cwown'd with snyakes, +:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a formal xDD man. +MESSENGEW. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you hear x3 me? +CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. +xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou uWu say Antony x3 wives, :3 is well, +Ow fwiends with Caesaw, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot :33 captive ^-^ to ^w^ him, +I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee in :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and >_< haiw +UwU Wich peawws x3 upon thee. +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's :33 weww. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. +MESSENGEW. And fwiends with Caesar. +CLEOPATRA. xDD Th'awt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +MESSENGEW. Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe gweatew fwiends than ever. +CLEOPATRA. UwU Make ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom >_> me. +MESSENGEW. But >_> yet, madam- +CLEOPATRA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu 'but OwO yet.' ^w^ It OwO does allay +The good precedence; ^-^ fie x3 upon uWu 'but ^-^ yet'! +'But yet' :3 is as :3 a gaowew ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth +uWu Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, OwO fwiend, +uWu Pouw >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of matter ^-^ to >_< minye eaw, +The good ÚwÚ and OwO bad >w< togethew. >w< He's fwiends with xDD Caesaw; +UwU In OwO state >_> of ^.^ heawth, :3 thou say'st; :3 and, :3 thou >w< say'st, xDD fwee. +MESSENGEW. >w< Fwee, >_> madam! Nyo; I :3 made nyo such >_< wepowt. +>w< He's bound x3 unto x3 Octavia. +CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow what good ^w^ tuwn? +MESSENGEW. >_< Fow OwO the :33 best xDD tuwn >w< i' th' bed. +CLEOPATRA. I x3 am pawe, x3 Chawmian. +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. +CLEOPATRA. The UwU most :33 infectious pestilence x3 upon thee! +>w< [Stwikes him >w< down] +MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, uWu patience. +CLEOPATRA. What uWu say you? ÚwÚ Hence, >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +Horrible viwwain! ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn UwU thinye eyes +;;w;; Wike x3 bawws before me; I'll ^.^ unhaiw >w< thy ÚwÚ head; +[She hales him OwO up ÚwÚ and >w< down] +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 whipp'd with wire ÚwÚ and >_< stew'd in brine, +Smarting in ling'ring uWu pickwe. +MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious UwU madam, +I UwU that ^-^ do bwing OwO the UwU nyews :3 made ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ match. +CLEOPATRA. Say 'tis ^.^ nyot so, :3 a >_< pwovince I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ thee, +And ^-^ make >w< thy :3 fowtunyes uWu pwoud. The blow :3 thou xDD hadst +:33 Shaww ^-^ make >w< thy xDD peace uWu fow ^w^ moving me ^-^ to ;;w;; wage; +And I uWu wiww ^w^ boot ÚwÚ thee with what >_> gift >_> beside +x3 Thy x3 modesty can >_> beg. +MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Wogue, :3 thou x3 hast uWu wiv'd xDD too UwU wong. :33 [Dwaws :3 a ^.^ knyife] +MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll uWu wun. +What UwU mean you, OwO madam? I ^.^ have :3 made nyo fault. Exit +>_> CHAWMIAN. Good UwU madam, ^-^ keep yourself within uWu youwsewf: +The man :3 is ÚwÚ innyocent. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Some innocents ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 thundewbowt. +Melt UwU Egypt OwO into ^-^ Nyiwe! ÚwÚ and kindwy cweatuwes +OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to :3 sewpents! ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ swave again. +^-^ Though I x3 am >_< mad, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite >_> him. :33 Caww! +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to come. +CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> him. +^.^ These ^.^ hands ^-^ do wack ^w^ nyobiwity, UwU that uWu they strike +OwO A meaner than mysewf; >_< since I ^-^ mysewf +>_< Have >w< given ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ cause. + +x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW UwU again + +Come hithew, sir. +^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ honyest, ^.^ it :3 is never good +ÚwÚ To bwing OwO bad news. >w< Give ^-^ to :3 a >_< gwacious xDD message +An host >_> of xDD tongues; uWu but let i-iww >_< tidings tell +ÚwÚ Themsewves when uWu they >w< be felt. +MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_< duty. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he married? +I cannyot UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowsew than I ^-^ do +>w< If :3 thou UwU again uWu say ^-^ 'Yes.' +MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. The UwU gods xDD confound thee! Dost :3 thou howd there >_< stiww? +MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I >_< wie, OwO madam? +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, I would :3 thou >_> didst, +^w^ So half my UwU Egypt ;;w;; wewe submewg'd ÚwÚ and :3 made +OwO A cistewn uWu fow scal'd :33 snyakes! Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. +uWu Hadst :3 thou Nyawcissus in >w< thy ;;w;; face, ^-^ to me +Thou wouldst :3 appeaw UwU most ugly. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? +MESSENGEW. I crave >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; pawdon. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? +MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Take nyo OwO offence UwU that I would ^.^ nyot offend OwO you; +ÚwÚ To punish me uWu fow what you ^-^ make me ^-^ do +xDD Seems >w< much ^.^ unyequaw. >w< He's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, UwU that his fauwt shouwd ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ÚwÚ thee +:33 That art ^.^ nyot what th'art ^w^ suwe ;;w;; of! UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. +The mewchandise ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome +uWu Awe >w< aww xDD too dear uWu fow >_> me. Wie uWu they x3 upon >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +And >w< be undonye uWu by 'em! Exit MESSENGEW +>_> CHAWMIAN. Good >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, uWu patience. +CLEOPATRA. UwU In praising Antony I ^.^ have >w< dispwais'd Caesar. +>_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Many times, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. I x3 am ÚwÚ paid uWu fow't OwO nyow. Lead me ^-^ fwom hence, +I UwU faint. :3 O Iwas, Charmian! ^.^ 'Tis nyo OwO mattew. +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the fewwow, good uWu Awexas; ;;w;; bid him +Report OwO the >_> featuwe >_> of OwO Octavia, xDD hew yeaws, +Her >_< incwinyation; let him ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_< out +The >w< cowouw >_> of xDD hew haiw. >_< Bwing me >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. +Exit ALEXAS +>_> Wet him uWu fow >w< evew ^w^ go- let him ;;w;; nyot, Charmian- +^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ painted ^-^ onye uWu way >_< wike :3 a x3 Gowgon, +The uWu othew :3 way's :3 a UwU Maws. uWu [To :3 MAWDIAN] +UwU Bid you Awexas +>_< Bwing me >_> wowd how taww ^.^ she >_> is.- UwU Pity uWu me, Charmian, +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to >_> me. Lead me ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Near >_> Misenyum + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew POMPEY ÚwÚ and MENyAS at ^-^ onye doow, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet; +at another, uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, +with xDD sowdiews marching + +xDD POMPEY. Your :3 hostages I x3 have, OwO so ^.^ have you mine; +And ^-^ we uWu shaww talk before ^-^ we ^w^ fight. +CAESAW. uWu Most ^.^ meet +:33 That ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we come ^-^ to :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have ^-^ we +Our written >w< puwposes before OwO us sent; +^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ considewed, let OwO us xDD knyow +>w< If 'twill OwO tie OwO up >w< thy :33 discontented >_< swowd +And carry xDD back ^-^ to :33 Siciwy >w< much taww xDD youth +:33 That ewse >w< must pewish here. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To you >w< aww ^w^ thwee, +The xDD senyatows :3 awonye >_> of :3 this gweat UwU wowwd, +:3 Chief OwO factows uWu fow OwO the xDD gods: I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +>w< Whewefowe my fathew shouwd :3 wevengews ;;w;; want, +Having :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and fwiends, >_< since Julius Caesaw, +OwO Who at Philippi OwO the good Bwutus xDD ghosted, +Thewe ^-^ saw you >_> wabouwing uWu fow >_> him. What >_> was't +:33 That ;;w;; mov'd OwO pawe ^w^ Cassius ^-^ to conspire? ÚwÚ and what +^w^ Made OwO the all-honour'd >w< honyest :3 Woman, Bwutus, +x3 With OwO the UwU awm'd rest, couwtiews >_> of uWu beauteous freedom, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ dwench OwO the Capitow, uWu but UwU that uWu they would +>_< Have ^-^ onye man uWu but :3 a man? And UwU that :3 is ^.^ it +;;w;; Hath :3 made me ^.^ wig my ^w^ nyavy, at uWu whose >_> buwden +The >w< angew'd :33 ocean uWu foams; with ;;w;; which I meant +ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge th' ingratitude UwU that ^.^ despitefuw >_> Wome +:3 Cast uWu on my x3 nyobwe father. +CAESAW. ;;w;; Take >_> youw xDD time. +^-^ ANTONY. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw >w< us, UwU Pompey, with >w< thy sails; +>w< We'ww speak with ÚwÚ thee at xDD sea; at ^.^ wand :3 thou uWu knyow'st +OwO How >w< much ^-^ we ^-^ do o'er-count thee. +xDD POMPEY. ^.^ At wand, :3 indeed, +Thou OwO dost o'er-count me >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< house. +But >_< since OwO the ^-^ cuckoo ^w^ buiwds ^.^ nyot uWu fow himself, +Wemain xDD in't as :3 thou mayst. +UwU WEPIDUS. Be pleas'd ^-^ to tell us- +>_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the pwesent- how you UwU take +The ;;w;; offews ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent you. +CAESAW. There's OwO the point. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Which ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be entweated ^.^ to, uWu but ^.^ weigh +What ^.^ it :3 is wowth embrac'd. +CAESAW. And what ^-^ may x3 fowwow, +ÚwÚ To twy :3 a wawgew xDD fowtunye. +xDD POMPEY. You ^.^ have :3 made me :3 offew +x3 Of >_< Siciwy, Sardinia; ÚwÚ and I >w< must +UwU Wid >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU piwates; then ^-^ to ^-^ send +Measures >_> of ^w^ wheat ^-^ to Rome; :3 this >_> 'gweed OwO upon, +ÚwÚ To part with :33 unhack'd edges ÚwÚ and bear xDD back +Our >w< tawges :3 undinted. +ALL. ^.^ That's ^-^ ouw ^.^ offew. +xDD POMPEY. Knyow, then, +I came before you here :3 a man :33 pwepaw'd +ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 this ;;w;; offew; uWu but >_< Mawk Antony +x3 Put me ^-^ to >w< some >_< impatience. ^-^ Though I wose +The UwU pwaise >_> of ^.^ it uWu by ;;w;; tewwing, you >w< must >w< knyow, +When Caesar ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ bwows, +Your mothew came ^-^ to :33 Siciwy ÚwÚ and >_> did find +Her ^-^ wewcome ^.^ fwiendwy. +^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have heard it, UwU Pompey, +And x3 am ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied uWu fow :3 a >_> wibewaw ^w^ thanks +^w^ Which I ^-^ do owe you. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw hand. +I >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD think, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have met you here. +^-^ ANTONY. The ÚwÚ beds >w< i' th' ÚwÚ East awe xDD soft; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to you, +:33 That xDD caww'd me ^.^ timewiew than my OwO puwpose uWu hithew; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have ÚwÚ gainyed uWu by't. +CAESAW. x3 Since I ^-^ saw you last +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> change x3 upon you. +xDD POMPEY. Weww, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +What counts harsh >_> fowtunye UwU casts x3 upon my ^.^ face; +But in my uWu bosom uWu shaww ^.^ she never come +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my OwO heawt xDD hew >_< vassaw. +UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ Weww met here. +xDD POMPEY. I >w< hope so, UwU Wepidus. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we awe :33 agweed. +I crave ^-^ ouw :3 composition ^-^ may >w< be x3 wwitten, +And seal'd :3 between ÚwÚ us. +CAESAW. ^.^ That's OwO the next ^-^ to do. +xDD POMPEY. >w< We'ww feast OwO each uWu othew ewe ^-^ we UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and wet's +Draw lots ^-^ who uWu shaww begin. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, ^-^ Pompey. +xDD POMPEY. No, ^.^ Antony, UwU take OwO the >_< wot; +But, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow ^w^ wast, >_> youw fine x3 Egyptian cookery +:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< fame. I ^.^ have heard UwU that Julius Caesar +Gwew UwU fat with ;;w;; feasting ^.^ thewe. +^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have heard ^w^ much. +xDD POMPEY. I ^.^ have fair meanyings, sir. +^-^ ANTONY. And fair uWu wowds ^-^ to ^.^ them. +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Then OwO so >w< much ^.^ have I >_< heawd; +And I ^.^ have heard ^-^ Apowwodowus ÚwÚ cawwied- +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< that! ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ so. +xDD POMPEY. >_> What, I pray you? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain queen ^-^ to Caesar in :3 a mattress. +xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow. OwO How far'st thou, ^.^ sowdiew? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Weww; +And ;;w;; weww x3 am >_< wike ^-^ to uWu do, uWu fow I pewceive +ÚwÚ Fouw UwU feasts awe toward. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me >_< shake >w< thy hand. +I never hated thee; I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee fight, +When I ^.^ have uWu envied >w< thy behaviouw. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Siw, +I never :33 wov'd you :33 much; uWu but I UwU ha' ^.^ pwais'd ye +When you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd >w< ten xDD times as >w< much +UwU As I ^.^ have ^w^ said you ÚwÚ did. +xDD POMPEY. ^.^ Enjoy >w< thy >_< pwainnyess; +^w^ It nyothing i-iww >_< becomes thee. +>w< Aboawd my >_< gawwey I ^w^ invite you all. +uWu Wiww you ^.^ wead, wowds? +ALL. :33 Show's OwO the >_< way, sir. +xDD POMPEY. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS +^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Thy fathew, UwU Pompey, would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 made :3 this +treaty.- You ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; knyown, sir. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ At >_< sea, I uWu think. +^w^ MENyAS. We x3 have, sir. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; weww uWu by watew. +^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu Wiww UwU pwaise ^-^ any man UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise me; >w< though ^.^ it +cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by land. +^w^ MENyAS. Nyow what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by watew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Yes, xDD something you can deny uWu fow >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ safety: you +^.^ have >_< been :3 a gweat ^w^ thief uWu by >_> sea. +^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Thewe I deny my ^.^ wand uWu sewvice. But ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, +Menyas; ^-^ if ^-^ ouw eyes xDD had authowity, here uWu they UwU might UwU take two +;;w;; thieves OwO kissing. +^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Aww xDD men's faces awe true, ;;w;; whatsome'ew theiw ^.^ hands >_> awe. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But there :3 is never :3 a fair ^-^ woman >_> has :3 a OwO twue face. +^w^ MENyAS. :3 Nyo slander: uWu they >_< steaw ^-^ heawts. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. We came UwU hithew ^-^ to fight with you. +^w^ MENyAS. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am >_< sowwy ^.^ it :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a drinking. +;;w;; Pompey doth :3 this :3 day waugh away his xDD fowtunye. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, ^w^ suwe ^.^ he cannyot weep't xDD back again. +^w^ MENyAS. :33 Y'have said, sir. We ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_< Mawk Antony here. ;;w;; Pway +you, :3 is ^.^ he married ^-^ to OwO Cweopatwa? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Caesaw' ^-^ sistew :3 is xDD caww'd x3 Octavia. +^w^ MENyAS. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU wife >_> of ^-^ Caius ;;w;; Mawcewwus. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ she :3 is :3 nyow OwO the UwU wife >_> of Mawcus ^-^ Antonyius. +^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, sir? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. +^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Then :3 is Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >w< evew xDD knyit >w< togethew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe bound ^-^ to >_< divinye >_> of :3 this unity, I would ^.^ nyot +pwophesy ÚwÚ so. +^w^ MENyAS. I ÚwÚ think OwO the powicy >_> of UwU that OwO puwpose :3 made ^-^ mowe in OwO the mawwiage +than OwO the love >_> of OwO the pawties. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. But you uWu shaww find OwO the >_< band UwU that uWu seems +^-^ to OwO tie theiw friendship >_> togethew uWu wiww >w< be OwO the vewy strangler >_> of +theiw ÚwÚ amity: OwO Octavia :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 howy, cold, ÚwÚ and still UwU convewsation. +^w^ MENyAS. OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his UwU wife so? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; ;;w;; which :3 is >_< Mawk x3 Antony. ÚwÚ He +uWu wiww ^-^ to his x3 Egyptian dish ÚwÚ again; then uWu shaww OwO the sighs >_> of OwO Octavia +blow OwO the x3 fiwe OwO up in Caesaw, :3 and, as I ^w^ said OwO befowe, UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is +OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ amity uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv OwO the immediate >_< authow >_> of +theiw variance. Antony uWu wiww ;;w;; use his xDD affection xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> is; ^.^ he +married uWu but his >w< occasion here. +^w^ MENyAS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you aboard? I ^.^ have :3 a +OwO heawth uWu fow you. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww UwU take it, sir. We ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ ouw throats in ÚwÚ Egypt. +^w^ MENyAS. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt + +x3 ACT_2|SC_7 +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +uWu On board POMPEY'S gawwey, x3 off >_> Misenyum + +:3 Music pways. x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a ^.^ banquet + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe they'll ^.^ be, xDD man. uWu Some o' theiw pwants awe +:3 iww-wooted ;;w;; awweady; OwO the :33 weast ^.^ wind >w< i' th' x3 wowwd uWu wiww blow them +down. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. Lepidus :3 is high-cowouw'd. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made him dwink >_> awms-dwink. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As uWu they ^.^ pinch ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the >_> disposition, ^.^ he +x3 cwies >_< out ^.^ 'Nyo x3 mowe!'; :33 weconciwes them ^-^ to his ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf +^-^ to th' drink. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^.^ it >_< waises OwO the gweatew OwO waw :3 between him ÚwÚ and his +discretion. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a name in gweat xDD men's +fewwowship. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have :3 a weed UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do me nyo service +as :3 a partizan I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO heave. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd OwO into :3 a huge ^w^ sphewe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu seen +^-^ to move ^w^ in't, awe OwO the >_> howes xDD whewe eyes shouwd ^.^ be, ;;w;; which >w< pitifuwwy +>w< disastew OwO the ^w^ cheeks. + +OwO A sennyet xDD sounded. x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, +POMPEY, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, :3 MAECENyAS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ MENyAS, +with uWu othew CAPTAINS + +^-^ ANTONY. uWu [To CAESAW] ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do uWu they, uWu siw: uWu they UwU take OwO the flow o' th' +>w< Nyiwe +By ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ scawes >w< i' th' x3 pywamid; uWu they xDD knyow +By th' >_> height, OwO the wownyess, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu deawth +Ow :3 foison OwO fowwow. The highew >w< Nyiwus swells +The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it promises; as ^.^ it ebbs, OwO the seedsman +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ swime ÚwÚ and ooze ^.^ scattews his ÚwÚ gwain, +And :33 showtwy comes ^-^ to uWu hawvest. +UwU WEPIDUS. :33 Y'have ÚwÚ stwange sewpents ^.^ thewe. +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Ay, UwU Wepidus. +UwU WEPIDUS. Your sewpent >_> of UwU Egypt :3 is bwed :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >w< mud uWu by OwO the +xDD opewation >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sun; OwO so :3 is >_> youw cwocodiwe. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They awe ÚwÚ so. +xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Sit- ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; winye! OwO A OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! +UwU WEPIDUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I shouwd ^.^ be, uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >_< out. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have x3 swept. I ;;w;; feaw me ^w^ you'ww >w< be in ÚwÚ tiww +xDD then. +UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Ptowemies' ^.^ pywamises awe +vewy ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; things. Without contradiction I ^.^ have heard ;;w;; that. +^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] UwU Pompey, :3 a :33 wowd. +xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Say in >_< minye >_> eaw; what is't? +^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] Fowsake >w< thy uWu seat, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, +x3 Captain, +And hear me speak :3 a :33 wowd. +xDD POMPEY. OwO [ x3 Whispews :33 in's ear ] UwU Fowbeaw me ÚwÚ tiww anon- +:3 This xDD winye uWu fow ^-^ Wepidus! +UwU WEPIDUS. What manner o' xDD thing :3 is >_> youw >_> cwocodiwe? +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< shap'd, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is as bwoad as ^.^ it +;;w;; hath bweadth; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ just OwO so UwU high as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and muvs with ^.^ it >_> own +ÚwÚ owgans. ^w^ It ;;w;; wives uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which nyouwisheth it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements +UwU once >_< out >_> of it, ^.^ it transmigrates. +UwU WEPIDUS. What >w< cowouw :3 is ^.^ it x3 of? +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own >w< cowouw ^w^ too. +UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> sewpent. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ it awe ^.^ wet. +CAESAW. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; descwiption xDD satisfy OwO him? +^-^ ANTONY. x3 With OwO the OwO heawth UwU that ;;w;; Pompey gives ^w^ him, ewse ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy +epicure. +xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Go, uWu hang, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hang! >_> Teww me >_> of >w< that! +xDD Away! +Do as I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ you.- Where's :3 this ^w^ cup I xDD caww'd xDD fow? +^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] >w< If uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of merit :3 thou xDD wiwt hear +uWu me, +Rise ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ stoow. +xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] I ÚwÚ think th'art ^w^ mad. [Rises ÚwÚ and walks +aside] The matter? +^w^ MENyAS. I ^.^ have >w< evew held my ÚwÚ cap x3 off ^-^ to >w< thy UwU fowtunyes. +xDD POMPEY. Thou x3 hast sewv'd me with >w< much ;;w;; faith. What's ewse ^-^ to say?- +Be jolly, wowds. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These uWu quicksands, Lepidus, +Keep x3 off ;;w;; them, uWu fow you sink. +^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of >w< aww OwO the world? +xDD POMPEY. What xDD say'st thou? +^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of OwO the xDD whowe world? ^.^ That's twice. +xDD POMPEY. OwO How shouwd UwU that x3 be? +^w^ MENyAS. But UwU entewtain it, +And >w< though you ÚwÚ think me xDD poow, I x3 am OwO the man +uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the world. +xDD POMPEY. xDD Hast :3 thou dwunk uWu weww? +^w^ MENyAS. No, UwU Pompey, I ^.^ have ^-^ kept me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< cup. +Thou :3 awt, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ be, OwO the earthly ^-^ Juv; +uWu Whate'ew OwO the :33 ocean pawes ^w^ ow OwO sky incwips +^-^ Is thinye, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ ha't. +xDD POMPEY. Show me ;;w;; which way. +^w^ MENyAS. ^.^ These three wowwd-shawews, ^.^ these ^.^ competitows, +uWu Awe in >w< thy uWu vessew. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ cut OwO the cabwe; +And when ^-^ we awe >w< put OwO off, ^-^ faww ^-^ to theiw >w< thwoats. +^-^ Aww there :3 is >w< thinye. +xDD POMPEY. xDD Ah, :3 this :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< donye, +And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke on't. UwU In me 'tis xDD viwwainy: +UwU In xDD thee't xDD had >_< been good uWu sewvice. Thou >w< must xDD knyow +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >w< pwofit UwU that OwO does ;;w;; wead >_< minye UwU honyouw: +Minye xDD honyouw, it. Repent UwU that e'ew >w< thy :33 tongue +;;w;; Hath OwO so betway'd UwU thinye ^-^ act. >_> Being x3 donye :33 unknyown, +I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^.^ it >w< aftewwawds ;;w;; weww >_< donye, +But >w< must condemn ^.^ it OwO nyow. UwU Desist, ÚwÚ and drink. +^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow this, +I'll never follow >w< thy paww'd :3 fowtunyes more. +OwO Who uWu seeks, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take when UwU once 'tis uWu offew'd, +:33 Shaww never find ^.^ it more. +xDD POMPEY. :3 This OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! +^-^ ANTONY. Beaw him ashore. I'll ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ it uWu fow ^w^ him, ^-^ Pompey. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Here's ^-^ to ^.^ thee, UwU Menyas! +^w^ MENyAS. x3 Enyobawbus, welcome! +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Fiww ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^w^ cup >w< be xDD hid. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. There's :3 a >w< stwong fewwow, OwO Menyas. +>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ who >_> cawwies x3 off ÚwÚ WEPIDUS] +^w^ MENyAS. Why? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'A uWu beaws OwO the third part >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, >w< man; see'st not? +^w^ MENyAS. The third UwU pawt, then, :3 is dwunk. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe aww, +:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< go uWu on x3 wheews! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Dwink ÚwÚ thou; OwO incwease OwO the :33 weews. +^w^ MENyAS. x3 Come. +xDD POMPEY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO an Awexandwian ^-^ feast. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It wipens towards it. Stwike OwO the ;;w;; vessews, UwU ho! +Here's ^-^ to Caesaw! +CAESAW. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww forbear't. +ÚwÚ It's monstrous >_< wabouw when I wash my bwain +And ^.^ it grows fouwew. +^-^ ANTONY. Be :3 a >w< chiwd o' th' xDD time. +CAESAW. >_> Possess it, I'll ^-^ make >w< answew. +But I xDD had wathew fast ^-^ fwom >w< aww ;;w;; fouw >_< days +>w< Than dwink OwO so >w< much in ^w^ onye. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu [To ;;w;; ANTONY] Ha, my bwave xDD empewow! +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ dance :3 nyow OwO the x3 Egyptian Bacchanals +And UwU cewebwate ^-^ ouw UwU dwink? +xDD POMPEY. Let's xDD ha't, good sowdiew. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< aww UwU take x3 hands, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 conquewing xDD winye ;;w;; hath steep'd ^-^ ouw :33 sense +UwU In ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate Wethe. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Aww UwU take hands. +UwU Make battery ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ears with OwO the loud OwO music, +The >_< whiwe I'll place OwO you; then OwO the :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ sing; +The howding every man uWu shaww bear as loud +UwU As his >w< stwong ^-^ sides can vowwey. +OwO [Music pways. >_> ENyOBAWBUS OwO pwaces them hand in x3 hand] + +OwO THE SONG +^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the vine, +>w< Pwumpy >_< Bacchus with >w< pink eyne! +UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fats ^-^ ouw >_> cawes >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd, +x3 With >w< thy grapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ haiws >w< be x3 cwown'd. +Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go :33 wound, +Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go wound! + +CAESAW. What would you >_> mowe? UwU Pompey, good ^-^ nyight. Good :33 bwothew, +>_> Wet me xDD wequest you off; ^-^ ouw uWu gwavew ^-^ businyess +^.^ Fwowns at :3 this >w< wevity. ;;w;; Gentwe x3 wowds, wet's part; +You UwU see ^-^ we ^.^ have buwnt ^-^ ouw ^w^ cheeks. :3 Stwong Enobarb +^-^ Is x3 weakew than OwO the winye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue +Splits what ^.^ it ;;w;; speaks. The wiwd disguise ;;w;; hath ^w^ awmost +x3 Antick'd OwO us all. What ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ mowe wowds? Good ^-^ nyight. +Good ^.^ Antony, >_> youw hand. +xDD POMPEY. I'll twy you uWu on OwO the UwU showe. +^-^ ANTONY. And ^-^ shaww, sir. Give's >_> youw hand. +xDD POMPEY. :3 O ^.^ Antony, +You ^.^ have my >_< fathew's house- uWu but ;;w;; what? We awe >_< fwiends. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the uWu boat. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ^-^ faww not. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS +^.^ Menyas, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU showe. +^w^ MENyAS. No, ^-^ to my :3 cabin. +^.^ These OwO dwums! ^.^ these twumpets, fwutes! x3 what! +>_> Wet Neptune hear ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 a loud faweweww +ÚwÚ To ^.^ these gweat :3 fewwows. Sound ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, :33 sound ;;w;; out! +>_< [Sound :3 a flourish, with >w< dwums] +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Hoo! :33 says >_> 'a. There's my cap. +^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Hoo! x3 Nyobwe x3 Captain, come. >_< Exeunt +ACT_3|SC_1 +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A ;;w;; pwain in ^-^ Sywia + +x3 Entew OwO VENTIDIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in :3 twiumph, with SILIUS +ÚwÚ and uWu othew uWu Womans, OFFICEWS ÚwÚ and UwU sowdiews; OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body +>_> of PACOWUS ÚwÚ bownye before him + +>_> VENTIDIUS. Nyow, OwO dawting UwU Pawthia, art :3 thou ^w^ stwuck, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow +Pweas'd >_> fowtunye OwO does >_> of Mawcus Crassus' death +UwU Make me revenger. Beaw OwO the King's son's ÚwÚ body +Before ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. x3 Thy uWu Pacowus, Owodes, +Pays :3 this uWu fow Mawcus Cwassus. +^w^ SIWIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< Ventidius, +>w< Whiwst ÚwÚ yet with Parthian UwU bwood >w< thy >_< swowd :3 is warm +The >_> fugitive >_> Pawthians x3 fowwow; xDD spuw OwO thwough ÚwÚ Media, +Mesopotamia, ÚwÚ and OwO the shelters :33 whithew +The ^.^ wouted uWu fwy. ^w^ So >w< thy gwand captain, ^.^ Antony, +:33 Shaww xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on triumphant chawiots ÚwÚ and +x3 Put x3 gawwands uWu on >w< thy head. +>_> VENTIDIUS. :3 O :33 Siwius, :33 Siwius, +I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ enyough. OwO A wowew place, ^-^ nyote well, +May ^-^ make xDD too gweat OwO an ÚwÚ act; uWu fow learn this, Silius: +>_< Bettew ^-^ to xDD weave undonye than uWu by ^-^ ouw deed +Acquire xDD too UwU high :3 a ÚwÚ fame when him ^-^ we sewve's >_> away. +Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony ^.^ have >w< evew xDD won +Mowe in theiw officew, than ^.^ pewson. Sossius, +>_< Onye >_> of my place in >_> Sywia, his uWu wieutenyant, +>_< Fow uWu quick x3 accumuwation >_> of renown, +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_< achiev'd uWu by th' minute, lost his OwO favouw. +OwO Who OwO does >w< i' th' wars ^-^ mowe than his x3 captain can +:33 Becomes his ^w^ captain's captain; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ambition, +The uWu sowdiew's uWu viwtue, wathew makes UwU choice >_> of woss +>w< Than >_< gain ;;w;; which darkens >_> him. +I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< Antonyius uWu good, +But 'twouwd offend him; ÚwÚ and in his OwO offence +;;w;; Shouwd my pewfowmance UwU pewish. +^w^ SIWIUS. Thou hast, >w< Ventidius, UwU that +Without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and his >_< swowd +Grants scarce distinction. Thou xDD wiwt wwite ^-^ to OwO Antony? +>_> VENTIDIUS. I'll humbly signify what in his uWu nyame, +:33 That :3 magicaw >_> wowd >_> of war, ^-^ we ^.^ have UwU effected; +^-^ How, with his banners, ÚwÚ and his well-paid ranks, +The >_> nye'ew-yet-beaten horse >_> of >_> Pawthia +We ^.^ have >w< jaded >_< out o' th' fiewd. +^w^ SIWIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? +>_> VENTIDIUS. ÚwÚ He x3 puwposeth ^-^ to >w< Athens; >w< whithew, with what haste +The OwO weight ^-^ we >w< must convey with's uWu wiww permit, +We uWu shaww :3 appeaw before xDD him.- uWu On, :3 thewe; xDD pass awong. +>_< Exeunt + +;;w;; ACT_3|SC_2 +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house + +x3 Entew AGWIPPA at ^-^ onye doow, >_> ENyOBAWBUS at another + +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> What, awe OwO the bwothews pawted? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd with Pompey; ^.^ he :3 is gone; +The uWu othew three awe UwU seawing. OwO Octavia ÚwÚ weeps +ÚwÚ To part ^-^ fwom Rome; Caesar :3 is x3 sad; ÚwÚ and Lepidus, +x3 Since Pompey's >w< feast, as >w< Menyas uWu says, :3 is twoubwed +x3 With OwO the green sickness. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU Wepidus. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A vewy fine ^w^ onye. :33 O, how ^.^ he loves Caesaw! +;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but how dearly ^.^ he >_> adowes >_< Mawk Antony! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Caesar? UwU Why :33 he's OwO the Jupiter >_> of ^-^ men. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. What's OwO Antony? The god >_> of Jupitew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Spake you >_> of Caesar? ^w^ How! OwO the uWu nyonpaweiw! +;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, Antony! :3 O :3 thou Arabian bird! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd you UwU pwaise Caesaw, uWu say ^.^ 'Caesaw'- >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he pwied them uWu both with excellent praises. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ he loves Caesar >_> best. >_> Yet ^.^ he loves x3 Antony. +^-^ Hoo! hearts, OwO tongues, figuwes, ^w^ scwibes, bards, :3 poets, cannyot +>w< Think, ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ cast, write, sing, ;;w;; nyumbew- hoo!- +His love ^-^ to x3 Antony. But as uWu fow Caesaw, +>_< Knyeew down, knyeew down, ÚwÚ and wondew. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Both ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They awe his shards, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he theiw ÚwÚ beetwe. UwU [Twumpets +^w^ within] :33 So- +:3 This :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. Adieu, x3 nyobwe Agrippa. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good OwO fowtunye, >w< wowthy ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and faweweww. + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA + +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. +CAESAW. You UwU take ^-^ fwom me :3 a gweat part >_> of mysewf; +;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww >w< in't. :3 Sistew, ^w^ pwuv such :3 a UwU wife +UwU As my >_> thoughts ^-^ make ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and as my uWu fawthest >_< band +:33 Shaww xDD pass uWu on >w< thy ^.^ appwoof. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Antony, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the piece >_> of :3 viwtue ;;w;; which :3 is xDD set +ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO us as OwO the ^w^ cement >_> of ^-^ ouw love +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ buiwded >w< be OwO the uWu wam ^-^ to ÚwÚ battew +The >_> fowtwess >_> of xDD it; uWu fow better UwU might ^-^ we +>_< Have :33 wov'd ^-^ without :3 this >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu on uWu both pawts +:3 This >w< be ^.^ nyot chewish'd. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Make me ^.^ nyot uWu offended +UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; distwust. +CAESAW. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. +^-^ ANTONY. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find, +^-^ Though you >w< be :3 thewein curious, OwO the :33 weast cause +>_< Fow what you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you, +And ^-^ make OwO the hearts >_> of Womans sewve >_> youw ends! +We uWu wiww here pawt. +CAESAW. Faweweww, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; sistew, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +The >_< ewements >w< be >w< kind ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ make +x3 Thy uWu spiwits >w< aww >_> of xDD comfowt! Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +OCTAVIA. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ bwothew! +^-^ ANTONY. The UwU Apwiw's in xDD hew OwO eyes. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ wuv's UwU spwing, +And ^.^ these OwO the uWu showews ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it x3 on. Be UwU cheewfuw. +OCTAVIA. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; weww ^-^ to my >_< husband's >_< house; uWu and- +CAESAW. >_> What, OwO Octavia? +OCTAVIA. I'll tell you in >_> youw OwO eaw. +^-^ ANTONY. Her :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey xDD hew xDD heawt, :3 nyow can +Her OwO heawt infowm xDD hew tongue- OwO the OwO swan's ;;w;; down ^-^ feathew, +:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the sweww at OwO the :33 fuww >_> of tide, +And neither uWu way inclines. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] uWu Wiww Caesar xDD weep? +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a cwoud :33 in's face. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he :3 a +x3 howse; +^w^ So :3 is >_< he, being :3 a xDD man. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ Why, x3 Enyobawbus, +When Antony ;;w;; found Julius Caesar OwO dead, +ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^w^ awmost ^-^ to uWu woawing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> wept +When at Philippi ^.^ he ;;w;; found Bwutus slain. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] :33 That yeaw, :3 indeed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was twoubwed +with :3 a ;;w;; wheum; +What willingly ^.^ he >_> did xDD confound ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd, +>_< Bewieve't- ÚwÚ tiww I weep ^w^ too. +CAESAW. No, ^w^ sweet OwO Octavia, +You uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me still; OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot +>_> Out-go my >w< thinking uWu on you. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, x3 come; +I'll wrestle with you in my OwO stwength >_> of wuv. +Look, here I ^.^ have OwO you; ;;w;; thus I let you ÚwÚ go, +And ^w^ give you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. +CAESAW. xDD Adieu; >w< be OwO happy! +UwU WEPIDUS. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the x3 staws ^w^ give ^.^ wight +ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair >_> way! +CAESAW. Faweweww, faweweww! OwO [Kisses OwO OCTAVIA] +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Faweweww! ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. >_< Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_3 +^-^ SCENyE III. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the fewwow? +ALEXAS. Hawf >w< afeawd ^-^ to come. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. + +x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW as before + +Come hithew, sir. +ALEXAS. Good uWu Majesty, +^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy dare ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon you +But when you awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd. +CLEOPATRA. :33 That ÚwÚ Hewod's head +I'll have. But ;;w;; how, when Antony :3 is gone, +^.^ Thwough xDD whom I UwU might xDD command it? Come :3 thou >w< nyeaw. +MESSENGEW. uWu Most >_< gwacious >w< Majesty! +CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst :3 thou >w< behowd OwO Octavia? +MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; dwead Queen. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Whewe? +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, in >_> Wome +I ^.^ wook'd xDD hew in OwO the ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw xDD hew wed +>w< Between xDD hew bwothew ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she as taww as x3 me? +MESSENGEW. She :3 is ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst hear xDD hew speak? ^-^ Is ^.^ she shrill-tongu'd ^w^ ow wow? +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, I heard xDD hew :33 speak: ^.^ she :3 is wow-voic'd. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ÚwÚ He cannyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU wong. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Wike uWu hew? :3 O Isis! 'tis >_> impossibwe. +CLEOPATRA. I ÚwÚ think so, x3 Chawmian. ÚwÚ Duww >_> of :33 tongue ÚwÚ and dwarfish! +What majesty :3 is in xDD hew ÚwÚ gait? :3 Wemembew, +>w< If e'ew :3 thou ÚwÚ wook'dst uWu on majesty. +MESSENGEW. She ^.^ cweeps. +Her motion ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ station awe as UwU onye; +She >w< shows :3 a ÚwÚ body wathew than :3 a xDD wife, +OwO A >_> statue than :3 a >w< bweathew. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ cewtain? +MESSENGEW. Ow I ^.^ have nyo :33 obsewvance. +>_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Thwee in UwU Egypt +Cannyot ^-^ make better >_< nyote. +CLEOPATRA. >w< He's vewy knowing; +I ^-^ do >w< pewceive't. There's nyothing in xDD hew >_> yet. +The :3 fewwow >_> has good UwU judgment. +>_> CHAWMIAN. Excellent. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Guess at xDD hew yeaws, I :33 pwithee. +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, +She ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ widow. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Widow? Charmian, xDD hawk! +MESSENGEW. And I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think she's thirty. +CLEOPATRA. :33 Beaw'st :3 thou xDD hew ;;w;; face in >_< mind? :3 Is't wong ^w^ ow ^-^ wound? +MESSENGEW. ^-^ Wound x3 even ^-^ to faultiness. +CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow OwO the UwU most UwU pawt, UwU too, uWu they awe foowish UwU that awe ÚwÚ so. +Her >_> haiw, what ;;w;; cowouw? +MESSENGEW. Bwown, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and xDD hew fowehead +UwU As low as ^.^ she would ^w^ wish it. +CLEOPATRA. There's gold uWu fow thee. +Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take my fowmew ;;w;; shawpnyess ill. +I uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee xDD back ÚwÚ again; I find ÚwÚ thee +uWu Most x3 fit uWu fow :33 businyess. uWu Go ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee weady; +Our letters awe OwO pwepaw'd. >_< Exeunt MESSENGEW +>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO A pwopew xDD man. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. I ^w^ wepent me >w< much +:33 That OwO so I harried >_> him. ÚwÚ Why, >_> methinks, uWu by ^w^ him, +:3 This creature's nyo such >_> thing. +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Nyothing, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. The man ;;w;; hath uWu seen >w< some ^-^ majesty, ÚwÚ and shouwd know. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he uWu seen x3 majesty? >_> Isis ewse ;;w;; defend, +And ;;w;; sewving you OwO so uWu wong! +CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >_> yet, good x3 Chawmian. +But 'tis nyo matter; :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing him ^-^ to me +:3 Whewe I uWu wiww write. ^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +>_> CHAWMIAN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ madam. >_< Exeunt + +ACT_3|SC_4 +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA + +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, OwO Octavia, ^.^ nyot only that- +:33 That ;;w;; wewe excusable, UwU that ÚwÚ and ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe +x3 Of semblable >w< impowt- uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu wag'd +Nyew wars >w< 'gainst Pompey; :3 made his wiww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To uWu pubwic >_> eaw; +Spoke uWu scandy >_> of me; when ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +But pay me >_> tewms >_> of xDD honyouw, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sickly +ÚwÚ He :33 vented ;;w;; them, UwU most narrow measuwe lent me; +When OwO the :33 best ^w^ hint ÚwÚ was >w< given ^w^ him, ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ took't, +Ow >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his teeth. +OCTAVIA. :3 O my good lord, +>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot uWu aww; ^w^ ow ^-^ if you >w< must >w< bewieve, +Stomach ^.^ nyot all. OwO A ^-^ mowe OwO unhappy >w< wady, +>w< If :3 this *looks away* division uWu chance, :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ stood >_> between, +UwU Pwaying uWu fow uWu both pawts. +The good UwU gods uWu wiww xDD mock me ÚwÚ pwesentwy +When I uWu shaww pray 'O, bless my lord ÚwÚ and x3 husband!' +^-^ Undo UwU that >w< pwayew uWu by cwying >_< out as loud +'O, bless my ^w^ bwothew!' ^w^ Husband ÚwÚ win, ^.^ win :33 bwothew, +uWu Pways, ÚwÚ and destroys OwO the prayer; nyo mid-way +'Twixt ^.^ these ;;w;; extwemes at all. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Gentwe OwO Octavia, +>_> Wet >_> youw :33 best love dwaw ^-^ to UwU that point ;;w;; which UwU seeks +:33 Best ^-^ to OwO pwesewve it. >w< If I wose >_< minye xDD honyouw, +I wose mysewf; better I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 youws +>w< Than x3 youws OwO so bwanchwess. But, as you wequested, +Yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_< between's. The :33 meantime, >w< wady, +I'll ÚwÚ waise OwO the pwepawation >_> of :3 a OwO waw +:33 Shaww :33 stain >_> youw brother. UwU Make >_> youw soonest >_> haste; +^w^ So >_> youw desires awe ^w^ youws. +OCTAVIA. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to my :33 wowd. +The OwO Juv >_> of power ^-^ make uWu me, UwU most ;;w;; weak, UwU most ;;w;; weak, +Your weconciwew! uWu Waws :33 'twixt you x3 twain would >w< be +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd cweave, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO swain x3 men +;;w;; Shouwd solder OwO up OwO the wift. +^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to you xDD whewe :3 this begins, +OwO Tuwn >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^-^ ouw faults +^w^ Can never >w< be OwO so >w< equaw UwU that >_> youw love +^w^ Can equally move with ^.^ them. xDD Pwovide >_> youw ;;w;; going; +;;w;; Choose >_> youw >_> own ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and xDD command what uWu cost +Your OwO heawt >_> has :33 mind x3 to. >_< Exeunt + +:3 ACT_3|SC_5 +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house + +x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and EROS, meeting + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How nyow, fwiend Ewos! +EWOS. There's ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyews xDD come, sir. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> What, man? +EWOS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus ^.^ have :3 made wars x3 upon ^-^ Pompey. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd. What :3 is OwO the uWu success? +EWOS. Caesaw, having :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of him in OwO the wars >w< 'gainst UwU Pompey, +ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; denyied him wivawity, would ^.^ nyot let him partake in OwO the +>_> gwowy >_> of OwO the >_> action; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> westing ;;w;; hewe, accuses him >_> of letters +^.^ he xDD had fowmewwy ^w^ wwote ^-^ to Pompey; x3 upon his >_> own :3 appeaw, UwU seizes >_> him. +^w^ So OwO the UwU poow third :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ tiww death ÚwÚ enwawge his confinye. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Then, UwU wowwd, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a paiw >_> of :3 chaps- nyo ^-^ mowe; +And thwow :3 between them >w< aww OwO the >_< food :3 thou hast, +>w< They'ww ^.^ gwind OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the other. Where's OwO Antony? +EWOS. >w< He's walking in OwO the ÚwÚ gawden- thus, ÚwÚ and xDD spuwns +The x3 wush UwU that :3 wies before him; x3 cwies uWu 'Foow ^.^ Wepidus!' +And ^.^ thweats OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU that his ^w^ officew +:33 That muwd'wed ^-^ Pompey. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Our gweat ;;w;; nyavy's UwU wigg'd. +EWOS. >_< Fow ^-^ Itawy ÚwÚ and Caesar. More, UwU Domitius: +UwU My lord desires you ;;w;; pwesentwy; my UwU nyews +I UwU might ^.^ have told hereafter. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'Twiww >w< be >_< nyaught; +But let ^.^ it UwU be. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to x3 Antony. +EWOS. ^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt + +ACT_3|SC_6 +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and MAECENAS + +CAESAW. UwU Contemnying Wome, ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe +UwU In Awexandwia. Here's OwO the manner of't: +uWu I' th' mawket-pwace, uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ twibunyaw ^.^ siwvew'd, +ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of gold +Were x3 pubwicwy ÚwÚ enthwon'd; at OwO the :3 feet xDD sat +Caesarion, xDD whom uWu they caww my >_< fathew's UwU son, +And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwawfuw xDD issue UwU that theiw wust +x3 Since then ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 between ^.^ them. ^.^ Unto xDD hew +ÚwÚ He >_> gave OwO the UwU stabwishment >_> of Egypt; :3 made xDD hew +x3 Of wowew >_> Sywia, Cypwus, Wydia, +>_> Absowute >w< queen. +^.^ MAECENyAS. :3 This in OwO the uWu pubwic x3 eye? +CAESAW. uWu I' th' ^w^ common show-pwace, xDD whewe uWu they uWu exewcise. +His >_< sons ^.^ he there pwocwaim'd OwO the kings >_> of ^w^ kings: +Great ÚwÚ Media, UwU Pawthia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Awmenyia, +ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^-^ to ;;w;; Awexandew; ^-^ to Ptowemy ^.^ he >_> assign'd +>_> Sywia, >_> Ciwicia, ÚwÚ and :33 Phoenyicia. She +UwU In th' >_< habiwiments >_> of OwO the :3 goddess >_> Isis +:33 That :3 day appear'd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft before >_> gave :33 audience, +UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, ÚwÚ so. +^.^ MAECENyAS. >_> Wet >_> Wome >w< be ;;w;; thus +Infowm'd. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Who, >w< queasy with his insowence +Already, uWu wiww theiw good >_> thoughts caww ^-^ fwom >_> him. +CAESAW. The ^w^ peopwe knows it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 nyow receiv'd +His ^.^ accusations. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO Who OwO does ^.^ he accuse? +CAESAW. xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and UwU that, having in :33 Siciwy +xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius spoil'd, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 wated him +His part o' th' isle. ;;w;; Then OwO does ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ he lent me +uWu Some ^-^ shipping, xDD unwestow'd. Wastwy, ^.^ he frets +:33 That Lepidus >_> of OwO the triumvirate +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be :33 depos'd; :3 and, being, UwU that ^-^ we :3 detain +^-^ Aww his :33 wevenyue. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, :3 this shouwd >w< be answer'd. +CAESAW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and :33 messengew gone. +I ^.^ have told him Lepidus ÚwÚ was UwU gwown xDD too cruel, +:33 That ^.^ he his UwU high authowity abus'd, +And >_> did deserve his change. >_< Fow what I ^.^ have conquer'd +I gwant him part; uWu but then, in his >w< Awmenyia +And uWu othew >_> of his conquer'd x3 kingdoms, +:33 Demand OwO the like. +^.^ MAECENyAS. He'll never ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ;;w;; that. +CAESAW. Nyow >w< must ^.^ nyot then >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to in ÚwÚ this. + +x3 Entew ^w^ OCTAVIA, with xDD hew x3 twain + +OCTAVIA. Hail, Caesaw, ÚwÚ and my wowd! >_> haiw, UwU most dear Caesaw! +CAESAW. :33 That >w< evew I shouwd caww ÚwÚ thee xDD cast-away! +OCTAVIA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD caww'd me so, :3 nyow ^.^ have you ^.^ cause. +CAESAW. UwU Why ^.^ have you stow'n x3 upon OwO us ^.^ thus? You come ^.^ nyot +;;w;; Wike Caesar's sistew. The UwU wife >_> of Antony +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy uWu fow OwO an ushew, ÚwÚ and +The xDD nyeighs >_> of horse ^-^ to tell >_> of xDD hew xDD appwoach +Wong ewe ^.^ she >_> did appear. The ;;w;; twees uWu by th' uWu way +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and x3 expectation ÚwÚ fainted, +>w< Wonging uWu fow what ^.^ it xDD had not. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the ^.^ dust +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ascended ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof >_> of UwU heaven, +Rais'd uWu by >_> youw >w< popuwous >w< twoops. But you awe come +OwO A market-maid ^-^ to Wome, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< pwevented +The >_> ostentation >_> of ^-^ ouw love, ;;w;; which weft ;;w;; unshown +^-^ Is >_< often weft UwU unwov'd. We shouwd ^.^ have met you +By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ÚwÚ suppwying every OwO stage +x3 With OwO an x3 augmented xDD gweeting. +OCTAVIA. Good my lord, +ÚwÚ To come ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ was I ^.^ nyot constrain'd, uWu but >_> did ^.^ it +uWu On my free uWu wiww. UwU My lord, >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, +^w^ Heawing UwU that you :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow war, acquainted +UwU My gwieved ear withal; xDD wheweon I begg'd +His pawdon uWu fow ^w^ wetuwn. +CAESAW. ^w^ Which >_> soon ^.^ he gwanted, +>_> Being OwO an obstwuct ^w^ 'tween his wust ÚwÚ and >_> him. +OCTAVIA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, my :33 wowd. +CAESAW. I ^.^ have eyes x3 upon ^w^ him, +And his affairs come ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the wind. +:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? +OCTAVIA. UwU My lord, in x3 Athens. +CAESAW. No, my UwU most >_< wwonged >w< sistew: ÚwÚ Cweopatwa +;;w;; Hath nyodded him ^-^ to :3 hew. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given his ^.^ empiwe +:33 Up ^-^ to :3 a whore, ^-^ who :3 nyow awe ^.^ wevying +The kings o' th' :3 eawth uWu fow waw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< assembwed +Bocchus, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of Libya; >_< Awchewaus +x3 Of Cappadocia; ^w^ Phiwadewphos, ;;w;; king +x3 Of UwU Paphwagonyia; OwO the Thracian ^-^ king, Adallas; +UwU King Manchus >_> of UwU Awabia; UwU King >_> of Pont; +^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewry; Mithridates, ;;w;; king +x3 Of Comagenye; Polemon ÚwÚ and OwO Amyntas, +The kings >_> of Mede ÚwÚ and Lycaonia, with +Mowe wawgew list >_> of :33 sceptwes. +OCTAVIA. ^w^ Ay me UwU most :3 wwetched, +:33 That ^.^ have my OwO heawt x3 pawted ;;w;; betwixt two fwiends, +:33 That OwO does affwict OwO each >_< othew! +CAESAW. >w< Wewcome hithew. +Your letters >_> did withhold ^-^ ouw breaking >w< fowth, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we perceiv'd uWu both how you ;;w;; wewe :33 wwong wed +And ^-^ we in uWu nyegwigent >_> dangew. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw >_> heawt; +Be you ^.^ nyot twoubwed with OwO the UwU time, ;;w;; which >_> dwives +uWu O'ew >_> youw ^.^ content ^.^ these >w< stwong ^w^ nyecessities, +But let determin'd >w< things ^-^ to >w< destiny +Hold unbewaiw'd theiw way. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome; +Nyothing ^-^ mowe dear ^-^ to >_> me. You awe ^.^ abus'd +Beyond OwO the mark >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high >_< gods, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you justice, ^-^ make theiw ^.^ minyistews +x3 Of OwO us ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that love you. :33 Best >_> of UwU comfowt, +And >w< evew ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wewcome, >_< wady. +^.^ MAECENyAS. Wewcome, dear ÚwÚ madam. +>_> Each OwO heawt in >_> Wome OwO does love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity OwO you; +>_> Onwy th' aduwtewous ^.^ Antony, UwU most uWu wawge +UwU In his :3 abominyations, ;;w;; tuwns you OwO off, +And gives his potent wegiment ^-^ to :3 a >_< twuww +:33 That >_< nyoises ^.^ it x3 against ÚwÚ us. +OCTAVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, sir? +CAESAW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. :3 Sistew, welcome. ;;w;; Pway you +Be >w< evew OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu patience. UwU My ^-^ deaw'st ;;w;; sistew! >_< Exeunt + +^w^ ACT_3|SC_7 +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +:33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Actium + +x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww >w< be x3 even with ^.^ thee, x3 doubt ^.^ it not. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But >_> why, >_> why, +CLEOPATRA. Thou x3 hast fowspoke my being in ^.^ these ^w^ waws, +And xDD say'st ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Weww, :3 is it, :3 is it? +CLEOPATRA. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot denyounc'd x3 against >_> us? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we +Be there in ÚwÚ pewson? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, I :33 couwd reply: +>w< If ^-^ we shouwd sewve with horse ÚwÚ and mares >_> togethew +The horse ;;w;; wewe mewewy UwU wost; OwO the mares would bear +OwO A sowdiew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ howse. +CLEOPATRA. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your :3 pwesence ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 puzzwe Antony; +;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, UwU take ^-^ fwom his ^-^ bwain, :3 fwom's UwU time, +What shouwd ^.^ nyot then >w< be spar'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is already +x3 Twaduc'd uWu fow wevity; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^w^ said in >_> Wome +:33 That xDD Photinyus OwO an OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids +Manage :3 this waw. +CLEOPATRA. Sink Wome, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ wot +:33 That speak x3 against >_< us! OwO A chawge ^-^ we bear >w< i' th' war, +And, as OwO the :33 pwesident >_> of my UwU kingdom, uWu wiww +xDD Appeaw there uWu fow :3 a xDD man. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot x3 against xDD it; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> CANyIDIUS + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have >w< donye. +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Emperor. +^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stwange, UwU Canyidius, +:33 That ^-^ fwom Tarentum ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwundusium +ÚwÚ He :33 couwd OwO so >_> quickwy ÚwÚ cut OwO the ;;w;; Ionyian >_< sea, +And UwU take in uWu Towynye?- You ^.^ have heard ^-^ on't, UwU sweet? +CLEOPATRA. Celerity :3 is never ^-^ mowe uWu admiw'd +>w< Than uWu by OwO the negligent. +^-^ ANTONY. OwO A good ^.^ webuke, +^w^ Which UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd OwO the :33 best >_> of x3 men +ÚwÚ To :3 taunt at ÚwÚ swacknyess. UwU Canyidius, ^-^ we +uWu Wiww fight with him uWu by >_> sea. +CLEOPATRA. By sea! What xDD ewse? +CANIDIUS. UwU Why uWu wiww my lord ^-^ do so? +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he dawes OwO us to't. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath my lord daw'd him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. +CANIDIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; wage :3 this ^-^ battwe at ;;w;; Phawsawia, +:3 Whewe Caesar xDD fought with ^-^ Pompey. But ^.^ these offers, +^w^ Which sewve ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :3 vantage, ^.^ he xDD shakes off; +And OwO so shouwd you. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your ^-^ ships awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ mann'd; +Your mariners awe :33 muweteews, weapews, ^w^ peopwe +>w< Ingwoss'd uWu by swift OwO impwess. UwU In Caesar's fleet +uWu Awe x3 those UwU that >_< often ^.^ have >w< 'gainst ;;w;; Pompey xDD fought; +Their ^-^ ships awe ^-^ yawe; x3 youws ÚwÚ heavy. :3 Nyo >w< disgwace +:33 Shaww ^-^ faww you uWu fow wefusing him at >_< sea, +>_> Being :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow land. +^-^ ANTONY. By >_< sea, uWu by >_> sea. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, you :3 thewein thwow away +The absowute xDD sowdiewship you ^.^ have uWu by >w< wand; +:33 Distwact >_> youw awmy, ;;w;; which doth UwU most x3 consist +x3 Of uWu waw-mawk'd ;;w;; footmen; xDD weave OwO unyexecuted +Your >_> own renowned knowledge; ^-^ quite >_< fowgo +The uWu way ;;w;; which ^w^ pwomises ÚwÚ assuwance; ÚwÚ and +>w< Give OwO up yourself mewewy ^-^ to uWu chance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd +From ^w^ fiwm x3 secuwity. +^-^ ANTONY. I'll fight at >_> sea. +CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :33 sixty sails, Caesar UwU nyonye ^w^ bettew. +^-^ ANTONY. Our uvwpwus >_> of ÚwÚ shipping uWu wiww ^-^ we :33 buwn, +And, with OwO the west fuww-mann'd, ^-^ fwom th' head >_> of Actium +^.^ Beat th' ^-^ appwoaching Caesar. But ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 faiw, +We then can do't at land. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 Thy business? +MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews :3 is true, my uWu wowd: ^.^ he :3 is descried; +Caesar >_> has :3 taken Toryne. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be there in ÚwÚ pewson? ^.^ 'Tis impossibwe- +Strange UwU that his power shouwd UwU be. UwU Canyidius, +Our nineteen legions :3 thou ^-^ shawt howd uWu by wand, +And ^-^ ouw twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ howse. >w< We'ww ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship. +Away, my >_< Thetis! + +x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER + +OwO How nyow, >w< wowthy ^.^ sowdiew? +^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< Empewow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight uWu by xDD sea; +OwO Twust ^.^ nyot ^-^ to rotten ^w^ pwanks. Do you misdoubt +:3 This >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^.^ these my UwU wounds? >_> Wet th' ^.^ Egyptians +And OwO the >w< Phoenyicians >w< go a-ducking; ^-^ we +>_< Have :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO conquew standing uWu on OwO the :3 eawth +And ÚwÚ fighting foot ^-^ to foot. +^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ^-^ weww- >_> away. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS +^-^ SOWDIEW. By Hercules, I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< i' th' >_> wight. +CANIDIUS. ^w^ Sowdiew, :3 thou :33 awt; uWu but his xDD whowe >w< action grows +:3 Nyot in OwO the power on't. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw leader's ^-^ wed, +And ^-^ we awe women's ^-^ men. +^-^ SOWDIEW. You ^-^ keep uWu by ^.^ wand +The legions ÚwÚ and OwO the horse whole, ^-^ do you not? +CANIDIUS. Mawcus ÚwÚ Octavius, Mawcus UwU Justeius, +x3 Pubwicowa, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Caewius awe uWu fow xDD sea; +But ^-^ we ^-^ keep xDD whowe uWu by land. :3 This ÚwÚ speed >_> of Caesar's +Cawwies uWu beyond belief. +^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet in Wome, +His power went >_< out in such distractions as +Beguiw'd >w< aww >_< spies. +CANIDIUS. >w< Who's his uWu wieutenyant, hear you? +^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^-^ onye :3 Tauwus. +CANIDIUS. ^.^ Weww I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. The UwU Empewow calls uWu Canyidius. +CANIDIUS. x3 With UwU nyews OwO the >w< time's with >_< wabouw ÚwÚ and throes :3 fowth +>_> Each :3 minyute :33 some. >_< Exeunt + +OwO ACT_3|SC_8 +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw Actium + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, with his awmy, marching + +CAESAW. Taurus! +ÚwÚ TAUWUS. UwU My UwU wowd? +CAESAW. Stwike ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< wand; ^-^ keep whole; >_< pwovoke ^.^ nyot ^-^ battwe +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye at >_> sea. Do ^.^ nyot exceed +The UwU pwescwipt >_> of :3 this scroll. Our >_> fowtunye :3 wies +:3 Upon :3 this OwO jump. >_< Exeunt + +^w^ ACT_3|SC_9 +^-^ SCENyE IX. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< squadwons uWu on ^-^ yon >_> side o' th' uWu hiww, +UwU In eye >_> of Caesar's ÚwÚ battwe; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which place +We ^-^ may OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ ships uWu behowd, +And OwO so :33 pwoceed accordingly. >_< Exeunt + +:33 ACT_3|SC_10 +^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +>_> CANyIDIUS mawcheth with his ^.^ wand ;;w;; awmy ^-^ onye uWu way +xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, ÚwÚ and TAUWUS, OwO the :3 Wieutenyant >_> of +uWu CAESAW, OwO the uWu othew way. :33 Aftew theiw ^-^ going in :3 is heard +OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of :3 a uWu sea-fight + +Awawum. x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyaught, >_> nyaught, >w< aww ÚwÚ nyaught! I can >w< behowd nyo longer. +^-^ Th' ^.^ Antonyiad, OwO the x3 Egyptian admiral, +x3 With >w< aww theiw ;;w;; sixty, UwU fwy ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the rudder. +ÚwÚ To >_> see't >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ bwasted. + +x3 Entew SCARUS + +SCARUS. x3 Gods ÚwÚ and :3 goddesses, +^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe synod >_> of them! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >w< thy passion? +SCARUS. The gweatew UwU cantwe >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is lost +x3 With vewy ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ we ^.^ have kiss'd away +;;w;; Kingdoms ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How >_> appeaws OwO the ÚwÚ fight? +SCARUS. uWu On ^-^ ouw >_> side >_< wike OwO the token'd ;;w;; pestiwence, +:3 Whewe death :3 is sure. x3 Yon ;;w;; wibaudwed ^.^ nyag >_> of Egypt- +x3 Whom leprosy o'ewtake!- >w< i' th' midst o' th' fight, +When :3 vantage >_< wike :3 a paiw >_> of UwU twins ^w^ appeaw'd, +Both as OwO the :33 same, ^w^ ow wathew ^w^ ouws OwO the elder- +The breese x3 upon UwU hew, >_< wike :3 a cow in Junye- +:3 Hoists :3 saiws ÚwÚ and uWu fwies. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That I ÚwÚ behewd; +Minye eyes >_> did >w< sicken at OwO the OwO sight ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +Enduwe :3 a further ^.^ view. +SCARUS. She UwU once being woof'd, +The x3 nyobwe ruin >_> of xDD hew xDD magic, ^.^ Antony, +:33 Cwaps uWu on his ÚwÚ sea-wing, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a doting >_< mawwawd, +OwO Weaving OwO the fight in >_> height, flies aftew :3 hew. +I never ^-^ saw OwO an >w< action >_> of such >_< shame; +:3 Expewience, manhood, xDD honyouw, :33 nye'ew before +OwO Did viowate OwO so itself. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, alack! + +x3 Entew >_> CANyIDIUS + +CANIDIUS. Our >_> fowtunye uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is >_< out >_> of breath, +And sinks UwU most ^-^ wamentabwy. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw +:3 Been what ^.^ he knew himself, ^.^ it xDD had gonye :33 weww. +:33 O, ^.^ he >_> has >w< given example uWu fow ^-^ ouw flight +uWu Most ^.^ gwosswy uWu by his own! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, awe you :3 theweabouts? +UwU Why then, good night :3 indeed. +CANIDIUS. Towawd >_< Pewoponnyesus awe uWu they ^-^ fwed. +SCARUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 easy to't; ÚwÚ and there I uWu wiww ^.^ attend +What further comes. +CANIDIUS. ÚwÚ To Caesar uWu wiww I render +UwU My legions ÚwÚ and my x3 howse; OwO six kings already +Show me OwO the uWu way >_> of yiewding. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ÚwÚ yet follow +The >_< wounded uWu chance >_> of ^.^ Antony, >w< though my reason +^w^ Sits in OwO the ^.^ wind x3 against >_> me. >_< Exeunt + +OwO ACT_3|SC_11 +^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY x3 With attendants + +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Hawk! OwO the ^.^ wand >_< bids me ÚwÚ twead nyo ^-^ mowe >_< upon't; +^w^ It :3 is asham'd ^-^ to bear >_> me. Friends, come hithew. +I x3 am OwO so lated in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I +>_< Have lost my uWu way uWu fow ever. I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; ship +Waden with ;;w;; gowd; UwU take UwU that; >_> divide it. >w< Fwy, +And ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with Caesar. +ALL. x3 Fwy? :3 Nyot xDD we! +^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have xDD fwed ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ instwucted cowards +ÚwÚ To run ÚwÚ and show theiw >_> shouwdews. Friends, >w< be gone; +I ^.^ have ^-^ mysewf resolv'd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ couwse +^w^ Which >_> has nyo :3 nyeed >_> of OwO you; >w< be gone. +UwU My treasure's in OwO the uWu hawbouw, UwU take it. :33 O, +I follow'd UwU that I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. +UwU My vewy ^w^ haiws ^-^ do x3 mutiny; uWu fow OwO the >_> white +ÚwÚ Wepwuv OwO the xDD bwown uWu fow :33 washnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu they them +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu doting. Friends, >w< be gone; you uWu shaww +>_< Have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to >w< some fwiends UwU that uWu wiww +^w^ Sweep >_> youw uWu way uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sad, +Nyow ^-^ make x3 wepwies >_> of UwU woathnyess; UwU take OwO the ^w^ hint +^w^ Which my ^.^ despaiw proclaims. >_> Wet UwU that >w< be weft +^w^ Which leaves itself. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< sea-side straight way. +I uWu wiww ^.^ possess you >_> of UwU that ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ and >w< tweasuwe. +Weave uWu me, I pray, :3 a >w< wittwe; pray you UwU nyow; +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do so, uWu fow >_< indeed I ^.^ have lost >_< command; +OwO Thewefowe I pray you. I'll UwU see you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ^.^ [Sits >w< down] + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, wed uWu by ^-^ CHAWMIAN ÚwÚ and IWAS, +uWu EWOS following + +EWOS. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 him! Comfowt >_> him. +xDD IWAS. uWu Do, UwU most dear Queen. +>_> CHAWMIAN. >w< Do? ÚwÚ Why, what xDD ewse? +CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet me ^-^ sit down. :3 O ;;w;; Junyo! +^-^ ANTONY. No, no, no, no, nyo. +EWOS. ^w^ See you ;;w;; hewe, sir? +^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Madam! +xDD IWAS. ^w^ Madam, :3 O good ÚwÚ Empwess! +EWOS. >_> Siw, :3 siw! +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Yes, my lord, yes. ÚwÚ He at Philippi ^-^ kept +His >_< swowd uWu e'en >_< wike :3 a :3 dancew, >_< whiwe I struck +The lean ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed ;;w;; Cassius; ÚwÚ and 'twas I +:33 That OwO the mad Bwutus uWu ended; ^.^ he :3 awonye +^-^ Deawt uWu on wieutenyantwy, ÚwÚ and nyo practice xDD had +UwU In OwO the bwave x3 squawes >_> of waw. >_> Yet >w< nyow- nyo OwO mattew. +CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ stand OwO by! +EWOS. The uWu Queen, my lord, OwO the x3 Queen! +xDD IWAS. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU madam, speak ^-^ to >_> him. +ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 unquawitied with vewy >w< shame. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww then, sustain >_> me. O! +EWOS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, >_< awise; OwO the Queen ^w^ appwoaches. +Her ÚwÚ head's >_> decwin'd, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ÚwÚ seize xDD hew uWu but +Your comfort makes OwO the UwU wescue. +^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have uWu offended reputation- +OwO A UwU most x3 unnyobwe swerving. +EWOS. >_> Siw, OwO the Queen. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, :33 whithew x3 hast :3 thou wed uWu me, UwU Egypt? ^w^ See +OwO How I convey my ÚwÚ shame >_< out >_> of UwU thinye eyes +By looking xDD back what I ^.^ have weft >_> behind +^-^ 'Stwoy'd in x3 dishonyouw. +CLEOPATRA. :3 O my lord, my lord, +uWu Fowgive my xDD feawfuw >w< saiws! I wittwe ^w^ thought +You would ^.^ have >w< fowwowed. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Egypt, :3 thou knew'st xDD too ;;w;; weww +UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wuddew tied uWu by th' UwU stwings, +And :3 thou shouldst ^.^ tow me >w< aftew. uWu O'ew my spirit +x3 Thy :33 fuww supwemacy :3 thou ^-^ knyew'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that +x3 Thy ÚwÚ beck UwU might ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> bidding >_> of OwO the UwU gods +^.^ Command >_> me. +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, my :33 pawdon! +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow I >w< must +ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young man ^-^ send humbwe ^-^ tweaties, dodge +And ^.^ pawtew in OwO the >_< shifts >_> of wownyess, ^-^ who +x3 With half OwO the ÚwÚ buwk o' th' x3 wowwd >_> pway'd as I pleas'd, +:33 Making ÚwÚ and OwO mawwing UwU fowtunyes. You >_> did xDD knyow +OwO How >w< much you ;;w;; wewe my ;;w;; conquewow, ÚwÚ and UwU that +UwU My ;;w;; swowd, :3 made uWu weak uWu by my affection, would +;;w;; Obey ^.^ it uWu on >w< aww ^.^ cause. +CLEOPATRA. >_> Pawdon, :33 pawdon! +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Faww ^.^ nyot :3 a tear, I ^w^ say; ^-^ onye >_> of them rates +^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. >w< Give me :3 a kiss; +>_< Even :3 this wepays >_> me. +We x3 sent ^-^ ouw :33 schoowmastew; :3 is UwU 'a come back? +UwU Wuv, I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of :33 wead. uWu Some winye, +xDD Within there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< viands! >_> Fowtunye knows +We :33 scown xDD hew UwU most when UwU most ^.^ she ;;w;; offews OwO bwows. >_< Exeunt + +OwO ACT_3|SC_12 +^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. +:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp in UwU Egypt + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, ^.^ THYWEUS, with ÚwÚ othews + +CAESAW. >_> Wet him :3 appeaw that's come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. +xDD Knyow you OwO him? +DOLABELLA. Caesaw, 'tis his ;;w;; schoowmastew: +An awgument UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ pwuck'd, when UwU hithew +ÚwÚ He >_> sends OwO so UwU poow :3 a >w< pinyion >_> of his ;;w;; wing, +^w^ Which xDD had OwO supewfwuous kings uWu fow messengews +:3 Nyot many >_< moons gonye by. + +x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom >w< ANTONY + +CAESAW. Appwoach, ÚwÚ and speak. +EUPHRONIUS. Such as I OwO am, I come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. +I ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate as :33 petty ^-^ to his ends +UwU As :3 is OwO the :33 mown-dew uWu on OwO the mywtwe weaf +ÚwÚ To his gwand >_> sea. +CAESAW. Be't ÚwÚ so. UwU Decwawe UwU thinye :33 office. +EUPHRONIUS. Wowd >_> of his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ he ^w^ sawutes ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and +uWu Wequiwes ^-^ to live in Egypt; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot gwanted, +ÚwÚ He wessens his wequests ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ sues +ÚwÚ To let him bweathe :3 between OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, +OwO A pwivate man in x3 Athens. :3 This uWu fow >_> him. +OwO Nyext, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa OwO does x3 confess >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, +x3 Submits xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy OwO might, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 cwaves +The ciwcwe >_> of OwO the :33 Ptowemies uWu fow xDD hew ^-^ heiws, +Nyow hazawded ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gwace. +CAESAW. >_< Fow ^.^ Antony, +I ^.^ have nyo ears ^-^ to his request. The Queen +x3 Of ^-^ audience :3 nyow desiwe uWu shaww :33 faiw, OwO so ^.^ she +From UwU Egypt ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew ^.^ aww-disgwaced OwO fwiend, +Ow UwU take his life ^.^ thewe. :3 This ^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; pewfowm, +She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< sue >_> unheawd. ^w^ So ^-^ to them >_> both. +EUPHRONIUS. >_> Fowtunye x3 puwsue thee! +CAESAW. >_< Bwing him OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; bands. Exit EUPHRONIUS +uWu [To ^w^ THYWEUS] ÚwÚ To twy >w< thy ;;w;; ewoquence, :3 nyow 'tis xDD time. Dispatch; +From Antony ^.^ win UwU Cweopatwa. x3 Pwomise, +And in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, what ^.^ she xDD wequiwes; ÚwÚ add :3 mowe, +From UwU thinye >_< invention, OwO offews. xDD Women awe ^.^ nyot +UwU In theiw :33 best :3 fowtunyes OwO stwong; uWu but UwU want uWu wiww perjure +The ÚwÚ nye'ew-touch'd vestal. >_> Twy >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, Thyreus; +UwU Make UwU thinye >_> own :3 edict uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, ;;w;; which ^-^ we +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew as :3 a waw. +>_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I ^.^ go. +CAESAW. x3 Obsewve how Antony >_< becomes his fwaw, +And what :3 thou think'st his vewy >w< action ^-^ speaks +UwU In every power UwU that moves. +>_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I shall. >_< Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_13 +^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. +Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ and IWAS + +CLEOPATRA. What uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu do, ^w^ Enyobawbus? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Think, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is Antony ^w^ ow ^-^ we in fauwt uWu fow uWu this? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Antony only, UwU that would ^-^ make his uWu wiww +Wowd >_> of his reason. What >w< though you xDD fwed +From UwU that gweat ;;w;; face >_> of war, uWu whose uWu sevewaw ;;w;; wanges +Fwighted OwO each other? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he fowwow? +The ;;w;; itch >_> of his xDD affection shouwd ^.^ nyot then +>_< Have uWu nyick'd his ^.^ captainship, at such :3 a ^w^ point, +When half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd xDD oppos'd, ^.^ he being +The :33 mewed :33 question. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ shame nyo less +>w< Than ÚwÚ was his loss, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse >_> youw fwying >_> fwags +And xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyavy gazing. +CLEOPATRA. Prithee, ^-^ peace. + +x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO the >_< Ambassadow; with >w< ANTONY + +^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is UwU that his OwO answew? +EUPHRONIUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. The Queen uWu shaww then ^.^ have couwtesy, OwO so ^.^ she +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us :33 up. +EUPHRONIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 says ÚwÚ so. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD knyow't. +ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 boy Caesar ^-^ send :3 this ^.^ gwizzwed uWu head, +And ^.^ he uWu wiww fiww >w< thy :3 wishes ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ bwim +x3 With :3 pwincipawities. +CLEOPATRA. :33 That uWu head, my UwU wowd? +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To him again. >_> Teww him ^.^ he weaws OwO the wose +x3 Of xDD youth x3 upon him; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ nyote +OwO Something pawticuwaw. His >w< coin, ;;w;; ships, uWu wegions, +May >w< be :3 a xDD cowawd's uWu whose ^.^ minyistews would :33 pwevaiw +^.^ Undew OwO the service >_> of :3 a >w< chiwd as >_> soon +UwU As >w< i' th' xDD command >_> of Caesar. I dare him OwO thewefowe +ÚwÚ To uWu way his ^.^ gay comparisons apawt, +And ÚwÚ answew me >_> decwin'd, >_< swowd x3 against ;;w;; swowd, +Ouwsewves awonye. I'll wwite it. Follow >_> me. +>_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EUPHRONIUS +EUPHRONIUS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Yes, >_< wike enough ÚwÚ high-battwed Caesar uWu wiww +^-^ Unstate his xDD happinyess, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< stag'd ^-^ to th' show +uWu Against :3 a swowdew! I UwU see xDD men's ^w^ judgments awe +OwO A uWu pawcew >_> of theiw UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ and >w< things >_> outwawd +Do dwaw OwO the >_< inwawd ;;w;; quawity aftew ;;w;; them, +ÚwÚ To suffer >w< aww alike. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dweam, +:33 Knyowing >w< aww measuwes, OwO the :33 fuww Caesar uWu wiww +Answer his emptinyess! Caesaw, :3 thou x3 hast subdu'd +His ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ too. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Caesar. +CLEOPATRA. >_> What, nyo ^-^ mowe ceremony? ^w^ See, my women! +uWu Against OwO the xDD bwown wose ^-^ may uWu they xDD stop theiw nyose +:33 That uWu knyeew'd x3 unto OwO the >_> buds. >_< Admit ^w^ him, sir. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Minye xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to squawe. +The ÚwÚ woyawty ;;w;; weww held ^-^ to fools OwO does ^-^ make +Our :3 faith mere fowwy. >_> Yet ^.^ he UwU that can >_> enduwe +ÚwÚ To follow with :33 awwegiance :3 a OwO faww'n lord +uWu Does OwO conquew him UwU that >_> did his ^w^ mastew ^.^ conquew, +And :33 eawns :3 a place >w< i' th' >_< stowy. + +x3 Entew uWu THYWEUS + +CLEOPATRA. Caesar's x3 wiww? +>_> THYWEUS. >w< Heaw ^.^ it apart. +CLEOPATRA. None uWu but xDD fwiends: uWu say bowdwy. +>_> THYWEUS. UwU So, ^.^ hapwy, awe uWu they fwiends ^-^ to x3 Antony. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds as many, ;;w;; siw, as Caesar :33 has, +Ow ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. >w< If Caesar please, ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew +uWu Wiww :33 weap ^-^ to >w< be his >w< fwiend. >_< Fow >w< us, you xDD knyow +uWu Whose ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is xDD Caesaw's. +>_> THYWEUS. >_> So. +ÚwÚ Thus then, :3 thou UwU most ^-^ wenyown'd: Caesar ;;w;; entweats +:3 Nyot ^-^ to consider in what UwU case :3 thou stand'st +^.^ Fuwthew than ^.^ he :3 is Caesar. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Go x3 on. Wight royal! +>_> THYWEUS. ÚwÚ He knows UwU that you ^w^ embwace ^.^ nyot Antony +UwU As you >_> did love, uWu but as you >_< feaw'd >_> him. +CLEOPATRA. O! +>_> THYWEUS. The ;;w;; scaws x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ he +uWu Does pity, as ÚwÚ constwainyed blemishes, +:3 Nyot as deserv'd. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a god, ÚwÚ and knows +What :3 is UwU most >_> wight. Minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot yielded, +But conquer'd merely. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that, +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask x3 Antony. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 thou art OwO so uWu weaky +:33 That ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ sinking, uWu fow +x3 Thy ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; quit thee. Exit +>_> THYWEUS. :33 Shaww I uWu say ^-^ to Caesar +What you require >_> of OwO him? >_< Fow ^.^ he pawtwy OwO begs +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< desiw'd ^-^ to >w< give. ^w^ It >w< much would >w< pwease him +:33 That >_> of his :3 fowtunyes you shouwd ^-^ make :3 a xDD staff +ÚwÚ To lean upon. But ^.^ it would warm his uWu spiwits +ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom me you xDD had weft ^.^ Antony, +And >w< put yourself uWu undew his OwO shwoud, +The unyivewsaw wandwowd. +CLEOPATRA. What's >_> youw name? +>_> THYWEUS. UwU My name :3 is Thyreus. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Most >w< kind x3 messengew, +Say ^-^ to gweat Caesar :33 this: in deputation +I ÚwÚ kiss his conquring hand. >_> Teww him I x3 am :3 pwompt +ÚwÚ To uWu way my :3 cwown at xDD 's OwO feet, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. +>_> Teww him ^-^ fwom his aww-obeying >_> bweath I hear +The :33 doom >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. +>_> THYWEUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw nyobwest >_> couwse. +ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ;;w;; combating togethew, +>w< If UwU that OwO the fowmew dare uWu but what ^.^ it ^-^ can, +:3 Nyo uWu chance ^-^ may >_< shake it. >w< Give me OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu way +UwU My >_> duty uWu on >_> youw hand. +CLEOPATRA. Your Caesar's fathew oft, +When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 mus'd >_> of ^-^ taking xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ in, +uWu Bestow'd his lips uWu on UwU that unworthy place, +UwU As ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; kisses. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Favouws, uWu by OwO Juv UwU that thunders! +What art thou, fewwow? +>_> THYWEUS. >_< Onye UwU that uWu but performs +The >_> bidding >_> of OwO the :3 fuwwest man, ÚwÚ and wowthiest +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD command xDD obey'd. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ whipt. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 Appwoach there.- xDD Ah, you UwU kite!- Nyow, UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! +Authority mewts ^-^ fwom >_> me. x3 Of :3 wate, when I :3 cwied >_< 'Ho!' +;;w;; Wike :3 boys x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; muss, kings would start :3 fowth +And x3 cwy 'Your x3 wiww?' >_< Have you nyo ;;w;; eaws? I x3 am +Antony >_> yet. + +x3 Entew ^-^ sewvants + +;;w;; Take x3 hence :3 this x3 Jack ÚwÚ and x3 whip >_> him. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis better playing with :3 a >_< wion's whewp +>w< Than with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ onye dying. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Moon ÚwÚ and stars! +xDD Whip >_> him. Were't twenty >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest >_< twibutawies +:33 That ^-^ do acknyowwedge Caesaw, shouwd I find them +^w^ So ;;w;; saucy with OwO the hand >_> of ^.^ she hewe- ^w^ what's xDD hew name +x3 Since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO Cweopatwa? xDD Whip ^w^ him, fellows, +;;w;; Tiww >_< wike :3 a :3 boy you UwU see him ^.^ cwinge his ;;w;; face, +And ;;w;; whinye ;;w;; awoud uWu fow uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ hence. +>_< THYMUS. >_< Mawk Antony- +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Tug him >_> away. >_> Being ÚwÚ whipt, +>_< Bwing him x3 again: OwO the x3 Jack >_> of Caesar's uWu shaww +Beaw OwO us OwO an ewwand ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt ^-^ sewvants with uWu THYWEUS +You ;;w;; wewe half OwO bwasted ewe I knew you. Ha! +>_< Have I my piwwow weft ^-^ unpwess'd in Wome, +:33 Fowbownye OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of :3 a lawful ^.^ wace, +And uWu by :3 a gem >_> of :3 women, ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ abus'd +By ^-^ onye UwU that looks uWu on feeders? +CLEOPATRA. Good my wowd- +^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a boggwew ever. +But when ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw xDD viciousnyess gwow :3 hawd- +:3 O >w< misewy ^.^ on't!- OwO the xDD wise UwU gods :3 seew ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, +UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu fiwth >_> dwop ^-^ ouw ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; judgments, ^-^ make OwO us +OwO Adowe ^-^ ouw ewwows, waugh OwO at's >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< stwut +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU confusion. +CLEOPATRA. :33 O, :3 is't come ^-^ to uWu this? +^-^ ANTONY. I ;;w;; found you as :3 a :33 mowsew x3 cowd x3 upon +Dead Caesar's ^.^ twenchew. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 fwagment +x3 Of xDD Cnyeius :3 Pompey's, >w< besides what ÚwÚ hottew >_> houws, +:33 Unwegist'wed in UwU vuwgaw ;;w;; fame, you ^.^ have +;;w;; Wuxuwiouswy pick'd ^-^ out; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, +^-^ Though you can ^.^ guess what temperance shouwd ^.^ be, +You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. +CLEOPATRA. >w< Whewefowe :3 is uWu this? +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To let :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that uWu wiww UwU take :3 wewawds, +And uWu say 'God ;;w;; quit you!' >w< be ÚwÚ famiwiaw with +UwU My OwO pwayfewwow, >_> youw ;;w;; hand, :3 this >w< kingwy >w< seaw +And >_< pwightew >_> of UwU high heawts! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe +:3 Upon OwO the hiww >_> of uWu Basan ^-^ to :33 outwoaw +The horned ^w^ hewd! >_< Fow I ^.^ have savage ^-^ cause, +And ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it civilly ;;w;; wewe >_< wike +OwO A halter'd neck ;;w;; which OwO does OwO the hangman :3 thank +>_< Fow being yawe about >_> him. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT with uWu THYWEUS + +^-^ Is ^.^ he x3 whipt? +SERVANT. Soundwy, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Cwied x3 he? ÚwÚ and begg'd UwU 'a pawdon? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ ask OwO favouw. +^-^ ANTONY. >w< If UwU that >w< thy fathew live, let him ^w^ wepent +Thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot :3 made his ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou >_< sowwy +ÚwÚ To follow Caesar in his :3 twiumph, >_< since +Thou x3 hast >_< been uWu whipt uWu fow following >_> him. :33 Hencefowth +The >_> white hand >_> of :3 a wady fever thee! +uWu Shake :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; +>_> Teww him >w< thy entewtainment; ÚwÚ wook :3 thou uWu say +ÚwÚ He makes me :3 angwy with him; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems +Proud ÚwÚ and disdainfuw, harping uWu on what I OwO am, +:3 Nyot what ^.^ he knew I ÚwÚ was. ÚwÚ He makes me angry; +And at :3 this UwU time UwU most :33 easy 'tis ^-^ to UwU do't, +When my good staws, UwU that ;;w;; wewe my fowmew >_< guides, +>_< Have uWu empty weft theiw ^-^ owbs ÚwÚ and shot theiw fiwes +x3 Into th' :33 abysm >_> of ÚwÚ heww. >w< If ^.^ he xDD miswike +UwU My OwO speech ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< donye, tell him ^.^ he >_> has +Hippawchus, my uWu enfwanched bondman, xDD whom +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may at ^w^ pweasuwe x3 whip ^w^ ow >_> hang ^w^ ow >w< towtuwe, +UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ wike, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit >_> me. Uwge ^.^ it >w< thou. +>_< Hence with >w< thy ;;w;; stwipes, >w< be gone. Exit uWu THYWEUS +CLEOPATRA. >_< Have you x3 donye :3 yet? +^-^ ANTONY. Awack, ^-^ ouw xDD tewwenye ^-^ moon +^-^ Is :3 nyow >_< ecwips'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ powtends :3 awonye +The ^-^ faww >_> of x3 Antony. +CLEOPATRA. I >w< must stay his xDD time. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To fwattew Caesaw, would you :3 mingwe eyes +x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that OwO ties his UwU points? +CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot xDD knyow me :3 yet? +^-^ ANTONY. :33 Cowd-heawted towawd x3 me? +CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ deaw, ^-^ if I >w< be so, +From my x3 cowd OwO heawt let >w< heaven engender >_> haiw, +And :3 poison ^.^ it in OwO the >_< souwce, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst stonye +OwO Dwop in my xDD nyeck; as ^.^ it ^.^ detewminyes, OwO so +Dissolve my life! The next UwU Caesawion ^-^ smite! +;;w;; Tiww uWu by degrees OwO the memowy >_> of my uWu womb, +Together with my bwave ^.^ Egyptians aww, +By OwO the >_< discandying >_> of :3 this pewweted storm, +Wie gwavewess, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the flies ÚwÚ and gnyats >_> of >w< Nyiwe +>_< Have buwied them uWu fow >w< pwey. +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_> satisfied. +Caesar OwO sits ;;w;; down in Alexandria, xDD whewe +I uWu wiww oppose his ^.^ fate. Our x3 fowce uWu by ^.^ wand +;;w;; Hath ^w^ nyobwy OwO hewd; ^-^ ouw UwU sevew'd ÚwÚ nyavy ^-^ to +>_< Have xDD knyit uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweet, x3 thweat'nying UwU most ^w^ sea-wike. +:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, my :3 heawt? Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< wady? +>w< If ^-^ fwom OwO the field I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn UwU once ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these wips, I uWu wiww :3 appeaw in bwood. +I ÚwÚ and my >_< swowd uWu wiww x3 eawn ^-^ ouw chronicle. +There's >w< hope xDD in't >_> yet. +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's my bwave wowd! +^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww >w< be twebwe-sinyew'd, >_< heawted, OwO bweath'd, +And fight ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. >_< Fow when >_< minye ^w^ houws +Were nice ÚwÚ and >w< wucky, x3 men >_> did >_< wansom ;;w;; wives +x3 Of me uWu fow jests; uWu but :3 nyow I'll xDD set my x3 teeth, +And ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 dawknyess >w< aww UwU that xDD stop >_> me. ^w^ Come, +Let's ^.^ have ^-^ onye uWu othew >w< gaudy ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Caww ^-^ to me +^-^ Aww my >_> sad ^w^ captains; fiww ^-^ ouw bowls UwU once ^-^ mowe; +Let's xDD mock OwO the xDD midnyight xDD beww. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ It :3 is my :3 biwthday. +I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ t'have held ^.^ it >_< poow; uWu but >_< since my lord +^-^ Is Antony uWu again, I uWu wiww >w< be UwU Cweopatwa. +^-^ ANTONY. We uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do :33 weww. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Caww >w< aww his x3 nyobwe ^.^ captains ^-^ to my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. Do so, ^w^ we'ww speak ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ to-nyight I'll x3 fowce +The xDD winye UwU peep OwO thwough theiw scars. Come OwO on, my queen, +There's ;;w;; sap xDD in't >_> yet. The next UwU time I ^-^ do fight +I'll ^-^ make death love me; uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< contend +>_< Even with his :3 pestiwent scythe. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Nyow :3 he'ww ^w^ outstawe OwO the lightning. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ fuwious +^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwighted >_< out >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and in UwU that >w< mood +The :33 duv uWu wiww ^w^ peck OwO the estwidge; ÚwÚ and I UwU see still +OwO A diminyution in ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's bwain +:3 Westowes his ÚwÚ heawt. When valour preys uWu on reason, +^w^ It ;;w;; eats OwO the >_< swowd ^.^ it xDD fights OwO with. I uWu wiww >w< seek +uWu Some uWu way ^-^ to xDD weave >_> him. Exit + +UwU ACT_4|SC_1 +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp before :3 Awexandwia + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and :3 MAECENyAS, with his awmy; +CAESAR reading :3 a letter + +CAESAW. ÚwÚ He calls me OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >_> chides as ^.^ he xDD had power +ÚwÚ To beat me >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. UwU My :33 messengew +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu whipt with rods; dawes me ^-^ to OwO pewsonyaw >_< combat, +Caesar ^-^ to x3 Antony. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ owd >_< wuffian xDD knyow +I ^.^ have many uWu othew ^-^ ways ^-^ to x3 die, >_> meantime +Laugh at his ÚwÚ chawwenge. +^.^ MAECENyAS. Caesar >w< must ÚwÚ think +When ^-^ onye OwO so gweat begins ^-^ to wage, :33 he's ^.^ hunted +>_< Even ^-^ to :33 fawwing. >w< Give him nyo breath, uWu but :3 nyow +UwU Make ^w^ boot >_> of his distwaction. uWu Nyevew :3 angew +^w^ Made good guawd uWu fow itself. +CAESAW. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw :33 best :3 heads +xDD Knyow UwU that to-morrow OwO the last >_> of many ^.^ battwes +We UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ fight. xDD Within ^-^ ouw fiwes there awe +x3 Of x3 those UwU that sewv'd >_< Mawk Antony uWu but ^.^ wate +^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him in. ^w^ See ^.^ it done; +And feast OwO the awmy; ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ stowe ^-^ to UwU do't, +And uWu they ^.^ have :33 eawn'd OwO the ÚwÚ waste. OwO Poow Antony! >_< Exeunt + +>w< ACT_4|SC_2 +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, +>_< AWEXAS, with ÚwÚ othews + +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, ^-^ Domitius? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Nyo. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he not? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He thinks, being twenty xDD times >_> of better OwO fowtunye, +ÚwÚ He :3 is twenty x3 men ^-^ to ^w^ onye. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ sowdiew, +By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I'll ^w^ fight. Ow I uWu wiww live, +Ow bathe my ^.^ dying uWu honyouw in OwO the UwU bwood +:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it live again. ^.^ Woo't :3 thou fight uWu weww? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 'Take aww.' +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Weww said; come x3 on. +^-^ Caww :3 fowth my househowd sewvants; wet's ^.^ to-nyight +Be >w< bounteous at ^-^ ouw meal. + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw servitors + +>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +Thou >_> has >_< been >w< wightwy :33 honyest. ^w^ So x3 hast ÚwÚ thou; +uWu Thou, ÚwÚ and thou, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. You ^.^ have sewv'd me well, +And kings ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw :3 fewwows. +CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What :3 means uWu this? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu odd tricks ;;w;; which +UwU sowwow :3 shoots +Out >_> of OwO the mind. +^-^ ANTONY. And :3 thou art >w< honyest ^w^ too. +I ^w^ wish I :33 couwd >w< be :3 made OwO so many ^-^ men, +And >w< aww >_> of you ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up >_> togethew in +An ^.^ Antony, UwU that I UwU might ^-^ do you service +^w^ So good as you ^.^ have >w< donye. +SERVANT. The UwU gods forbid! +^-^ ANTONY. Weww, my good fellows, OwO wait uWu on me to-nyight. +uWu Scant ^.^ nyot my >_< cups, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make as >w< much >_> of me +UwU As when >_< minye ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ was >_> youw :3 fewwow UwU too, +And suffer'd my ^.^ command. +CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his followers weep. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tend me to-night; +May >w< be ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of >_> youw >_< duty. +:3 Hapwy you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow ^.^ if, +OwO A OwO mangwed shadow. :3 Pewchance to-morrow +You'll sewve another mastew. I ÚwÚ wook uWu on you +UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes his weave. Minye >w< honyest fwiends, +I xDD tuwn you ^.^ nyot away; ;;w;; but, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ mastew +^-^ Mawwied ^-^ to >_> youw good UwU sewvice, stay ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. +UwU Tend me ^.^ to-nyight two >_> houws, I ÚwÚ ask nyo :3 mowe, +And OwO the UwU gods ÚwÚ yiewd you :33 fow't! +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What UwU mean you, ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :3 this discomfowt? Look, uWu they >w< weep; +And OwO I, OwO an ass, x3 am onion-ey'd. >_< Fow OwO shame! +Transform OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< women. +^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! +Nyow OwO the :3 witch UwU take me ^-^ if I meant ^.^ it UwU thus! +OwO Gwace gwow xDD whewe x3 those ^.^ dwops faww! UwU My >_< heawty fwiends, +You UwU take me in xDD too >_> dowowous :3 a ^-^ sense; +>_< Fow I ^-^ spake ^-^ to you uWu fow >_> youw UwU comfowt, >_> did desiwe you +ÚwÚ To >_< buwn :3 this night with uWu towches. Knyow, my hearts, +I >w< hope ;;w;; weww >_> of to-morrow, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ;;w;; wead you +:3 Whewe wathew I'll OwO expect victorious life +>w< Than death ÚwÚ and honyouw. Let's ^-^ to suppew, xDD come, +And drown considewation. >_< Exeunt + +x3 ACT_4|SC_3 +^-^ SCENyE III. +Awexandwia. Before ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of xDD sowdiews + +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Bwothew, good ^-^ nyight. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the day. +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It uWu wiww xDD detewminye ^-^ onye way. Fawe you :33 weww. +Heard you >_> of nyothing ÚwÚ stwange about OwO the stweets? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< Nyothing. What x3 nyews? +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Belike 'tis uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wumouw. Good night ^-^ to you. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, good ^-^ nyight. +^.^ [They ^.^ meet uWu othew ^-^ sowdiews] +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ have ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 watch. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. And you. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. +UwU [The two ^w^ companyies xDD sepawate ÚwÚ and place themsewves +in every >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stage] +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe uWu we. And ^-^ if to-morrow +Our ÚwÚ nyavy thrive, I ^.^ have OwO an absowute >w< hope +Our >w< wandmen uWu wiww ^.^ stand :33 up. +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a bwave awmy, +And :33 fuww >_> of uWu puwpose. +OwO [Music >_> of OwO the OwO hautboys :3 is uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ stage] +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, what xDD nyoise? +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Wist, list! +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Hawk! +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Music >w< i' th' air. +>_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD eawth. +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It signs well, OwO does ^.^ it not? +>_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Nyo. +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, I :33 say! +What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the god Hercules, xDD whom Antony ;;w;; wov'd, +Nyow leaves >_> him. +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Wawk; wet's UwU see ^-^ if uWu othew x3 watchmen +Do hear what ^-^ we do. +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO How nyow, :3 mastews! +ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. >w< [Speaking ÚwÚ togethew] OwO How nyow! +OwO How nyow! Do you hear uWu this? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you OwO heaw, masters? Do you uWu heaw? +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Follow OwO the ^w^ nyoise OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ quawtew; +Let's UwU see how ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ give UwU off. +ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD Content. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. >_< Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_4 +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, +with ÚwÚ othews + +^-^ ANTONY. Ewos! >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sweep :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +^-^ ANTONY. No, my xDD chuck. Ewos! ^w^ Come, >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! + +x3 Entew uWu EWOS with xDD awmouw + +^w^ Come, good fewwow, >w< put >_< minye iwon x3 on. +>w< If >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ouws UwU to-day, ^.^ it :3 is +xDD Because ^-^ we bwave :3 hew. x3 Come. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ hewp ^w^ too. +What's :3 this xDD fow? +^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ah, let ^.^ be, let xDD be! Thou art +The awmouwew >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU Fawse, ^-^ fawse; this, ÚwÚ this. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sooth, wa, I'll uWu hewp. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >w< must UwU be. +^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ;;w;; weww; +We uWu shaww thrive OwO nyow. >_> Seest thou, my good fewwow? +uWu Go >w< put uWu on >w< thy ^w^ defences. +EWOS. :33 Bwiefwy, sir. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 buckwed uWu weww? +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Wawewy, ÚwÚ wawewy! +ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 unbuckwes this, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To ^w^ daff't uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^-^ wepose, uWu shaww hear :3 a ^.^ stowm. +Thou fumblest, Ewos, ÚwÚ and my UwU queen's :3 a squire +Mowe :33 tight at :3 this than >w< thou. Dispatch. :3 O love, +:33 That :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see my wars UwU to-day, ÚwÚ and knew'st +The :33 woyaw occupation! Thou shouldst UwU see +OwO A workman >w< in't. + +x3 Entew OwO an UwU awmed SOLDIER + +>_< Good-mowwow ^-^ to thee. Welcome. +Thou wook'st >_< wike him UwU that knows :3 a ^.^ wawwike :33 chawge. +ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess UwU that ^-^ we love ^-^ we xDD wise :33 betime, +And >w< go to't with xDD dewight. +^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO A OwO thousand, ;;w;; siw, +Eawwy :3 though't ^.^ be, ^.^ have uWu on theiw :33 wiveted x3 twim, +And at OwO the powt OwO expect you. +>_> [Shout. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of OwO twumpets ^w^ within] + +x3 Entew CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +>_< CAPTAIN. The ^w^ mown :3 is x3 faiw. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. +ALL. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu bwown, wads. +:3 This morning, >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a xDD youth +:33 That :3 means ^-^ to >w< be >_> of nyote, begins >w< betimes. +UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give me ;;w;; that. :3 This way. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. +Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ^.^ dame, >_> whate'ew >_< becomes >_> of >_> me. +:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu sowdiew's ;;w;; kiss. xDD Webukeabwe, +And >w< wowthy shameful >_< check ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ^.^ stand +uWu On ^-^ mowe >w< mechanyic ;;w;; compwiment; I'll xDD weave ÚwÚ thee +Nyow >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 steew. You UwU that uWu wiww fight, +Follow me ^-^ cwose; I'll bwing you to't. OwO Adieu. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, EROS, CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Pwease you retire ^-^ to >_> youw chamber? +CLEOPATRA. Lead >_> me. +ÚwÚ He :33 goes :3 fowth ;;w;; gawwantwy. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Caesar UwU might +Detewminye :3 this gweat OwO waw in >w< singwe fight! +>_> Then, Antony- uWu but OwO nyow. Weww, x3 on. >_< Exeunt + +>w< ACT_4|SC_5 +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Awexandwia. :33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp + +^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EROS, :3 a SOLDIER +meeting them + +^-^ SOWDIEW. The UwU gods ^-^ make :3 this :3 a x3 happy :3 day ^-^ to Antony! +^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those >w< thy ;;w;; scaws xDD had UwU once ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me fight at wand! +^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 donye so, +The kings UwU that ^.^ have x3 wevowted, ÚwÚ and OwO the sowdiew +:33 That >_> has :3 this xDD mownying weft ^.^ thee, would ^.^ have still +>_< Fowwowed >w< thy heels. +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Who's gonye :3 this morning? +^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Who? +>_< Onye >w< evew ;;w;; nyeaw thee. ^-^ Caww uWu fow x3 Enyobawbus, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear thee; ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom Caesar's ^-^ camp +Say OwO 'I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of thine.' +^-^ ANTONY. What xDD say'st thou? +^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Siw, +ÚwÚ He :3 is with Caesar. +EWOS. >_> Siw, his uWu chests ÚwÚ and >_> tweasuwe +ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ nyot with >_> him. +^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye? +^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. +^-^ ANTONY. Go, Ewos, ^-^ send his >_> tweasuwe OwO aftew; ^-^ do xDD it; +xDD Detain nyo OwO jot, I chawge thee. x3 Wwite ^-^ to x3 him- +I uWu wiww xDD subscwibe- gentwe uWu adieus ÚwÚ and greetings; +Say UwU that I ^w^ wish ^.^ he never find ^-^ mowe cause +ÚwÚ To >_> change :3 a mastew. :33 O, my :3 fowtunyes ^.^ have +Corrupted >w< honyest >_< men! Dispatch. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! >_< Exeunt + +ACT_4|SC_6 +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu CAESAW, x3 With OwO DOWABEWWA +ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS + +CAESAW. uWu Go >w< fowth, Agrippa, ÚwÚ and begin OwO the ^w^ fight. +Our uWu wiww :3 is Antony >w< be took x3 awive; +UwU Make ^.^ it OwO so known. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit +CAESAW. The UwU time >_> of unyivewsaw xDD peace :3 is >w< nyeaw. +uWu Pwuv :3 this :3 a ^-^ pwosp'wous day, OwO the ;;w;; thwee-nyook'd x3 wowwd +:33 Shaww bear OwO the owive fweewy. + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. Antony +^-^ Is come OwO into OwO the fiewd. +CAESAW. uWu Go chawge Agrippa +x3 Pwant x3 those UwU that ^.^ have UwU wevowted in OwO the vant, +:33 That Antony ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu spend his :3 fuwy +:3 Upon :3 himsewf. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awexas >_> did uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and went ^-^ to Jewwy uWu on +Affairs >_> of Antony; there >_> did ^.^ dissuade +Great ^w^ Hewod ^-^ to :33 incwinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Caesar +And xDD weave his ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. >_< Fow :3 this x3 pains +Casaer ;;w;; hath ;;w;; hang'd >_> him. Canyidius ÚwÚ and OwO the west +:33 That feww away ^.^ have >_> entewtainment, uWu but +:3 Nyo honyouwabwe uWu twust. I ^.^ have x3 donye iww, +x3 Of ;;w;; which I ^-^ do :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf OwO so sorely +:33 That I uWu wiww ^.^ joy nyo more. + +x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER >_> of :3 CAESAW'S + +^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Enyobawbus, Antony +;;w;; Hath aftew ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >w< aww >w< thy tweasuwe, with +His bounty x3 uvwpwus. The :33 messengew +Came uWu on my ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy tent :3 is :3 nyow +^-^ Unwoading >_> of his ^-^ muwes. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you. +^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Mock ;;w;; nyot, >_< Enyobawbus. +I tell you true. :33 Best you :33 saf'd OwO the OwO bwingew +Out >_> of OwO the ^w^ host. I >w< must ^.^ attend >_< minye >_> office, +Ow would ^.^ have ^.^ donye't ^-^ mysewf. Your empewow +>_< Continyues still :3 a Jove. Exit +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I x3 am :3 awonye OwO the villain >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +And ;;w;; feew I x3 am OwO so ^.^ most. :3 O ^.^ Antony, +Thou >_< minye >_> of x3 bounty, how wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid +UwU My better UwU sewvice, when my tuwpitude +Thou OwO dost OwO so :3 cwown with :33 gowd! :3 This uWu bwows my ÚwÚ heawt. +>w< If swift ^w^ thought >_< bweak ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 a OwO swiftew UwU mean +:33 Shaww >_> outstwike thought; uWu but ^w^ thought uWu wiww UwU do't, I feew. +I fight x3 against OwO thee? Nyo! I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek +uWu Some OwO ditch wherein ^-^ to ^.^ die; OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st :33 best ^-^ fits +UwU My wattew part >_> of wife. Exit + +>_< ACT_4|SC_7 +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the xDD camps + +Awawum. :3 Dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. x3 Entew AGWIPPA +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wetiwe. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd uWu ouwsewves xDD too ;;w;; faw. +Caesar ^-^ himsewf >_> has work, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw oppression +uWu Exceeds what ^-^ we expected. >_< Exeunt + +Awawums. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ and SCARUS >_< wounded + +SCARUS. :3 O my bwave >_< Empewow, :3 this :3 is xDD fought uWu indeed! +Had ^-^ we x3 donye OwO so at :33 fiwst, ^-^ we xDD had UwU dwuvn them UwU home +x3 With :3 cwouts about theiw xDD heads. +^-^ ANTONY. Thou uWu bweed'st >_< apace. +SCARUS. I xDD had :3 a x3 wound here UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a T, +But :3 nyow 'tis :3 made OwO an H. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< wetiwe. +SCARUS. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ beat'em OwO into >_< bench-howes. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet +Room uWu fow OwO six scotches more. + +x3 Entew uWu EWOS + +EWOS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage sewves +>_< Fow :3 a fair >_< victowy. +SCARUS. >_> Wet OwO us scowe theiw uWu backs +And >w< snyatch >w< 'em uWu up, as ^-^ we UwU take hawes, >w< behind. +^.^ 'Tis uWu spowt ^-^ to mauw :3 a wunnyew. +^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww reward ÚwÚ thee +>w< Once uWu fow >w< thy sprightly UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and tenfowd +>_< Fow >w< thy good vawouw. Come ÚwÚ thee x3 on. +SCARUS. I'll :33 hawt >w< aftew. >_< Exeunt + +ACT_4|SC_8 +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +^.^ Undew OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 Awexandwia + +Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, UwU again in :3 a >_< mawch; SCARUS +with ÚwÚ othews + +^-^ ANTONY. We ^.^ have beat him ^-^ to his x3 camp. Wun ^-^ onye before +And let OwO the Queen xDD knyow >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> gests. :3 To-mowwow, +Before OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww see's, ^w^ we'ww uWu spiww OwO the UwU bwood +:33 That >_> has OwO to-day >_< escap'd. I :3 thank you uWu aww; +>_< Fow :33 doughty-handed awe you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD fought +:3 Nyot as you sewv'd OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu but uWu as't xDD had >_< been +>_> Each ÚwÚ man's >_< wike mine; you ^.^ have shown >w< aww OwO Hectows. +x3 Entew OwO the >_< city, ^w^ cwip >_> youw x3 wives, >_> youw fwiends, +>_> Teww them >_> youw UwU feats; UwU whiwst uWu they with >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws +OwO Wash OwO the ^.^ congeawment ^-^ fwom >_> youw wounds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss +The UwU honyouw'd gashes whowe. + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, attended + +uWu [To ;;w;; SCAWUS] >w< Give me >w< thy :3 hand- +ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat uWu faiwy I'll ÚwÚ commend >w< thy :3 acts, +UwU Make xDD hew ^w^ thanks bless thee. :3 O :3 thou :3 day o' th' UwU wowwd, +UwU Chain >_< minye UwU awm'd ÚwÚ nyeck. ^w^ Weap thou, >_< attiwe ÚwÚ and aww, +^.^ Thwough >_> pwoof >_> of >w< hawnyess ^-^ to my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there +Ride uWu on OwO the uWu pants >_< twiumphing. +CLEOPATRA. Wowd >_> of UwU wowds! +:3 O >_< infinyite uWu viwtue, ;;w;; com'st :3 thou :33 smiwing ^-^ fwom +The world's gweat ^-^ snyawe uWu uncaught? +^-^ ANTONY. Minye nightingale, +We ^.^ have beat them ^-^ to theiw ^-^ beds. >_> What, >w< giww! >w< though :3 gwey +Do xDD something :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw ^.^ youngew uWu bwown, ÚwÚ yet UwU ha' ^-^ we +OwO A bwain UwU that ÚwÚ nyouwishes ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and can +UwU Get >_< goaw uWu fow >_< goaw >_> of uWu youth. ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this >w< man; +ÚwÚ Commend x3 unto his lips >w< thy favouwing :3 hand- +xDD Kiss it, my :33 wawwiow- ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought OwO to-day +UwU As ^-^ if :3 a god in UwU hate >_> of :33 mankind xDD had +^.^ Destwoyed in such :3 a OwO shape. +CLEOPATRA. I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, +An xDD awmouw >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; gowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu king's. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He >_> has deserv'd it, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it cawbuncwed +;;w;; Wike holy Phoebus' car. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. +^.^ Thwough :3 Awexandwia ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< mawch; +Beaw ^-^ ouw ;;w;; hack'd tawgets >_< wike OwO the x3 men UwU that owe ^.^ them. +Had ^-^ ouw gweat :33 pawace OwO the capacity +ÚwÚ To ^-^ camp :3 this OwO host, ^-^ we >w< aww would sup togethew, +And dwink carouses ^-^ to OwO the next UwU day's >w< fate, +^w^ Which ^w^ pwomises :33 woyaw ^-^ pewiw. >w< Twumpetews, +x3 With brazen >w< din bwast you OwO the x3 city's >_> eaw; +UwU Make :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw >_> wattwing tabouwinyes, +:33 That >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth ^-^ may strike theiw x3 sounds >_> togethew +OwO Appwauding ^-^ ouw appwoach. >_< Exeunt + +ACT_4|SC_9 +^-^ SCENyE IX. +:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew :3 a CENTUWION ÚwÚ and his xDD company; >_> ENyOBAWBUS UwU fowwows + +:33 CENTUWION. >w< If ^-^ we >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 wewiev'd within :3 this xDD houw, +We >w< must xDD wetuwn ^-^ to th' couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. The night +^-^ Is ^.^ shiny, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu say ^-^ we uWu shaww embattwe +By th' uWu second hour >w< i' th' mown. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. :3 This last :3 day ÚwÚ was +OwO A >_< shwewd ^-^ onye xDD to's. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 O, bear me ;;w;; witnyess, night- +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What man :3 is uWu this? +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Stand :33 cwose ÚwÚ and list >_> him. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Be witness ^-^ to uWu me, :3 O :3 thou bwessed ^w^ moon, +When x3 men UwU wevowted uWu shaww x3 upon ÚwÚ wecowd +Beaw ^-^ hatefuw memory, UwU poow OwO Enyobawbus >_> did +Before >w< thy ;;w;; face :33 wepent! +:33 CENTUWION. ^w^ Enyobawbus? +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. UwU Peace! +UwU Hawk >_< fuwthew. +>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO twue mewanchowy, +The poisonyous ^.^ damp >_> of night disponge x3 upon uWu me, +:33 That xDD wife, :3 a vewy rebel ^-^ to my wiww, +May >_> hang nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on >_> me. Thwow my OwO heawt +uWu Against OwO the fwint ÚwÚ and >w< hawdnyess >_> of my UwU fauwt, +>w< Which, being dried with gwief, uWu wiww >_< bweak ^-^ to powdew, +And finish >w< aww ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. :3 O ^.^ Antony, +ÚwÚ Nyobwew than my uWu wevowt :3 is infamous, +uWu Fowgive me in UwU thinye >_> own :33 pawticuwaw, +But let OwO the x3 wowwd :3 wank me in UwU wegistew +OwO A xDD mastew-weavew ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ fugitive! +:3 O Antony! :3 O Antony! ;;w;; [Dies] +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Let's speak ^-^ to >_> him. +:33 CENTUWION. Let's hear ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the >w< things ^.^ he ^-^ speaks +May OwO concewn Caesar. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Let's ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But ^.^ he sleeps. +:33 CENTUWION. uWu Swoons OwO wathew; uWu fow OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< pwayew as his +>_> Was never ÚwÚ yet uWu fow ^-^ sweep. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_> him. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. >_> Awake, ;;w;; siw, uWu awake; speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Heaw you, sir? +:33 CENTUWION. The hand >_> of death ;;w;; hath ^w^ waught >_> him. +UwU [Dwums ^-^ afaw x3 off ] >_> Hawk! OwO the ;;w;; dwums +ÚwÚ Demuwewy :3 wake OwO the ^.^ sweepews. >_> Wet OwO us bear him +ÚwÚ To th' couwt >_> of OwO guawd; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of >_< nyote. Our hour +^-^ Is x3 fuwwy >_< out. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Come OwO on, then; +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may >_< wecuvw >_> yet. >_< Exeunt with OwO the ÚwÚ body + +:33 ACT_4|SC_10 +^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. +>w< Between OwO the two xDD camps + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS, with theiw ;;w;; awmy + +^-^ ANTONY. Their pwepawation :3 is OwO to-day uWu by xDD sea; +We >w< pwease them ^.^ nyot uWu by land. +SCARUS. >_< Fow ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. I would x3 they'd fight >w< i' th' x3 fiwe ^w^ ow >w< i' th' air; +^w^ We'd fight there ^w^ too. But :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw foot +:3 Upon OwO the :3 hiwws adjoinying ^-^ to OwO the :33 city +:33 Shaww stay with us- ;;w;; Owdew uWu fow ÚwÚ sea :3 is given; +^.^ They ^.^ have >w< put :3 fowth OwO the haven- +:3 Whewe theiw ;;w;; appointment ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 best ÚwÚ discuvw +And ÚwÚ wook uWu on theiw endeavour. >_< Exeunt + +:33 ACT_4|SC_11 +^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. +>w< Between OwO the xDD camps + +x3 Entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy + +CAESAW. But being charg'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be still uWu by wand, +>w< Which, as I ^.^ take't, ^-^ we shall; uWu fow his :33 best x3 fowce +^-^ Is :3 fowth ^-^ to man his xDD gawweys. ÚwÚ To OwO the vales, +And howd ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU advantage. >_< Exeunt + +ACT_4|SC_12 +^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. +OwO A hiww ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Awexandwia + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and SCARUS + +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet uWu they awe ^.^ nyot >_> join'd. :3 Whewe yond pinye OwO does ^.^ stand +I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw all. I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd +:33 Stwaight how 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ go. Exit +SCARUS. Swallows ^.^ have built +UwU In ^w^ Cweopatwa's :3 saiws theiw x3 nyests. The ^.^ auguwews +Say uWu they xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu they cannyot UwU teww; ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gwimwy, +And dare ^.^ nyot speak theiw knowledge. Antony +^-^ Is ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ dejected; ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ stawts +His ^.^ fwetted :3 fowtunyes ^w^ give him >w< hope ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw +x3 Of what ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ and >_> has not. +[Awawum ^-^ afaw OwO off, as at :3 a ;;w;; sea-fight] + +;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY + +^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^w^ wost! +:3 This ;;w;; fouw x3 Egyptian ;;w;; hath betrayed >_> me. +UwU My fleet ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded ^-^ to OwO the OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 yondew +^.^ They UwU cast theiw :33 caps OwO up ÚwÚ and carouse >_> togethew +;;w;; Wike fwiends wong xDD wost. ^.^ Twipwe-tuwn'd ÚwÚ whowe! 'tis :3 thou +xDD Hast :3 sowd me ^-^ to :3 this :33 nyovice; ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt +:3 Makes only wars uWu on thee. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; +>_< Fow when I x3 am reveng'd x3 upon my ^-^ chawm, +I ^.^ have x3 donye all. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; UwU begonye. Exit SCARUS +:3 O >_> sun, >w< thy :33 upwise uWu shaww I UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! +>_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and Antony part xDD hewe; x3 even here +Do ^-^ we >_< shake hands. ^-^ Aww come ^-^ to uWu this? The hearts +:33 That spaniel'd me at heels, ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave +Their >_> wishes, ^-^ do >_< discandy, OwO mewt theiw ;;w;; sweets +uWu On :33 bwossoming xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and :3 this pinye :3 is ÚwÚ bawk'd +:33 That overtopp'd them all. :33 Betway'd I ÚwÚ am. +:3 O :3 this false ^w^ souw >_> of ^.^ Egypt! :3 this grave chawm- +uWu Whose eye ;;w;; beck'd :3 fowth my wars ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd them home, +uWu Whose uWu bosom ÚwÚ was my crownet, my >_> chief ^-^ end- +;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ wight >w< gypsy ;;w;; hath at fast ÚwÚ and loose +Beguiw'd me ^-^ to OwO the vewy OwO heawt >_> of loss. +>_> What, Ewos, Ewos! + +x3 Entew CWEOPATWA + +xDD Ah, :3 thou >_> speww! Avaunt! +CLEOPATRA. UwU Why :3 is my lord OwO enwag'd x3 against his love? +^-^ ANTONY. Vanish, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ^w^ desewving +And >_< bwemish Caesar's twiumph. >_> Wet him UwU take ÚwÚ thee +And hoist ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting pwebeians; +Follow his UwU chawiot, >_< wike OwO the :3 gweatest xDD spot +x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; sex; UwU most monster-like, >w< be shown +>_< Fow poow'st diminutives, uWu fow :33 doits, ÚwÚ and let +Patient OwO Octavia plough >w< thy >_> visage OwO up +x3 With xDD hew prepared >_> nyaiws. Exit CWEOPATWA +^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww th'art gone, +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 wive; uWu but better 'twere +Thou fell'st OwO into my >_> fuwy, uWu fow ^-^ onye death +OwO Might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ^.^ many. Ewos, UwU ho! +The OwO shiwt >_> of Nessus :3 is x3 upon me; teach uWu me, +;;w;; Awcides, :3 thou >_< minye ;;w;; ancestow, >w< thy ;;w;; wage; +>_> Wet me lodge Lichas uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, +And with x3 those ^.^ hands UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest UwU cwub +^-^ Subdue my wowthiest >w< sewf. The :3 witch uWu shaww ^-^ die. +ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young Woman :3 boy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 sowd uWu me, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ faww +^.^ Undew :3 this x3 pwot. She >_> dies for't. Ewos, UwU ho! Exit + +ACT_4|SC_13 +^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. +Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN + +CLEOPATRA. Hewp uWu me, my >w< women. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe mad +>w< Than Tewamon uWu fow his ÚwÚ shiewd; OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> of ^w^ Thessawy +>_> Was never OwO so UwU emboss'd. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ To th'monument! +Thewe ^-^ wock OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him >_> wowd you awe UwU dead. +The ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body OwO wive ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in pawting +>w< Than greatness ^-^ going UwU off. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! +;;w;; Mawdian, >w< go tell him I ^.^ have OwO swain mysewf; +Say UwU that OwO the last I xDD spoke ÚwÚ was OwO 'Antony' +And >_> wowd it, ;;w;; pwithee, piteouswy. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; Mawdian, +And bwing me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes my :33 death. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! +>_< Exeunt + +uWu ACT_4|SC_14 +^-^ SCENyE UwU XIV. +:33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and uWu EWOS + +^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ behowd'st x3 me? +EWOS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Sometime ^-^ we UwU see :3 a cwoud that's dwagonyish; +OwO A ÚwÚ vapouw sometime >_< wike :3 a bear ^w^ ow ;;w;; wion, +OwO A tower'd OwO citadew, :3 a pendent rock, +OwO A ^-^ fowked OwO mountain, ^w^ ow blue xDD pwomontowy +x3 With ;;w;; twees ^w^ upon't UwU that nod x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd +And xDD mock ^-^ ouw eyes with air. Thou x3 hast uWu seen ^.^ these OwO signs; +^.^ They awe bwack UwU vespew's pageants. +EWOS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow :3 a OwO howse, x3 even with :3 a ^w^ thought +The wack dislimns, ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it indistinct, +UwU As >w< watew :3 is in watew. +EWOS. ^w^ It does, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU My good ^.^ knyave Ewos, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 captain :3 is +>_< Even such :3 a ÚwÚ body. ;;w;; Hewe I x3 am Antony; +>_> Yet cannyot howd :3 this visibwe ^w^ shape, my knave. +I :3 made ^.^ these wars uWu fow Egypt; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Queen- +uWu Whose OwO heawt I ^w^ thought I ^-^ had, uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had ÚwÚ minye, +>w< Which, UwU whiwst ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, xDD had ^-^ annyex'd unto't +OwO A ^-^ miwwion moe, :3 nyow lost- :33 she, Ewos, >_> has +x3 Pack'd ^-^ cawds with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and OwO fawse-pway'd my >_> gwowy +^.^ Unto OwO an enemy's twiumph. +;;w;; Nyay, weep ;;w;; nyot, gentwe x3 Ewos; there :3 is weft OwO us +Ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ end :33 ouwsewves. + +x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN + +:33 O, >w< thy :3 viwe ^-^ wady! +She >_> has ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^w^ swowd. +>w< MAWDIAN. No, Antony; +UwU My ^w^ mistwess :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 fowtunyes mingwed +x3 With UwU thinye uWu entiwewy. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; saucy eunuch; :3 peace! +She ;;w;; hath betway'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww die OwO the :33 death. +>w< MAWDIAN. ^.^ Death >_> of ^-^ onye person can >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu but once, +And UwU that ^.^ she >_> has discharg'd. What :3 thou wouldst ^-^ do +^-^ Is x3 donye x3 unto >w< thy hand. The last ^.^ she ^-^ spake +>_> Was >w< 'Antony! UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD Antony!' +;;w;; Then in OwO the midst :3 a >w< teawing >_> gwoan >_> did >_< bweak +The name >_> of Antony; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; divided +>w< Between xDD hew OwO heawt ÚwÚ and lips. She ;;w;; wend'wed xDD wife, +x3 Thy name OwO so buwied in :3 hew. +^-^ ANTONY. Dead ^.^ then? +>w< MAWDIAN. uWu Dead. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Unyawm, x3 Ewos; OwO the wong UwU day's ^w^ task :3 is >_< donye, +And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ sweep. :33 That :3 thou xDD depawt'st x3 hence xDD safe +uWu Does pay >w< thy >_< wabouw ^w^ wichwy. Go. Exit >w< MAWDIAN +>_< Off, xDD pwuck >_< off! +The sevenfold OwO shiewd >_> of >_< Ajax cannyot ^-^ keep +The battery ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. :33 O, cweave, my OwO sides! +x3 Heawt, UwU once >w< be stronger than >w< thy continent, +^.^ Cwack >w< thy ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ case. ^w^ Apace, Ewos, >w< apace.- +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a sowdiew. x3 Bwuised pieces, ^.^ go; +You ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ bownye.- From me >_> awhiwe. Exit uWu EWOS +I uWu wiww o'ertake ^.^ thee, UwU Cweopatwa, ÚwÚ and +UwU Weep uWu fow my ;;w;; pawdon. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu fow :3 nyow +^-^ Aww wength :3 is uWu towtuwe. x3 Since OwO the towch :3 is out, +Wie down, ÚwÚ and stray nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. Nyow >w< aww >_< wabouw +>w< Maws what ^.^ it ^-^ does; ^-^ yea, vewy x3 fowce OwO entangwes +Itself with strength. >_> Seaw then, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. +Ewos!- I xDD come, my :3 queen.- Ewos!- uWu Stay uWu fow me; +:3 Whewe souws ^-^ do ^w^ couch uWu on flowers, ^w^ we'ww hand in ;;w;; hand, +And with ^-^ ouw sprightly powt ^-^ make OwO the ghosts OwO gaze. +>_< Dido ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ Aenyeas uWu shaww UwU want troops, +And >w< aww OwO the ^.^ haunt >w< be ;;w;; ouws.- ^w^ Come, Ewos, Ewos! + +;;w;; We-entew uWu EWOS + +EWOS. What would my UwU wowd? +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Since ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :33 died, +I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in such ^-^ dishonyouw UwU that OwO the UwU gods +^w^ Detest my :3 basenyess. OwO I, UwU that with my >_< swowd +:33 Quawtew'd OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and o'ew green Nyeptunye's xDD back +x3 With ^-^ ships :3 made ^w^ cities, condemn ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to wack +The :33 couwage >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; less x3 nyobwe :33 mind +>w< Than ^.^ she ;;w;; which uWu by xDD hew death ^-^ ouw Caesar uWu tewws +OwO 'I x3 am conquewow >_> of uWu mysewf.' Thou art >_> swown, Ewos, +That, when OwO the exigent shouwd come- ;;w;; which :3 nyow +^-^ Is come ^-^ indeed- when I shouwd UwU see >_> behind me +^-^ Th' inyevitabwe pwosecution >_> of +;;w;; Disgwace ÚwÚ and OwO howwow, UwU that, uWu on my ^.^ command, +Thou then wouldst :33 kiww >_> me. ^-^ Do't; OwO the UwU time :3 is come. +Thou strik'st ^.^ nyot me; 'tis Caesar :3 thou defeat'st. +x3 Put >w< cowouw in >w< thy uWu cheek. +EWOS. The UwU gods withhold UwU me! +:33 Shaww I ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; which >w< aww OwO the Parthian >_< dawts, +^-^ Though enemy, lost ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and :33 couwd not? +^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, +Wouldst :3 thou >w< be uWu window'd in gweat >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU see +x3 Thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; thus with >w< pweach'd uWu awms, bending ;;w;; down +His corrigible neck, his ;;w;; face subdu'd +ÚwÚ To penetrative shame, UwU whiwst OwO the >_> wheew'd x3 seat +x3 Of >_> fowtunyate Caesaw, :33 dwawn before ^w^ him, ^-^ bwanded +His ^w^ basenyess UwU that >_> ensued? +EWOS. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ see't. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, then; uWu fow with :3 a x3 wound I >w< must >w< be ^w^ cuw'd. +Draw UwU that >w< thy >w< honyest ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown +uWu Most >_< usefuw uWu fow >w< thy countwy. +EWOS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, pawdon UwU me! +^-^ ANTONY. When I >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fwee, ^w^ swow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot then +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this when I bade OwO thee? Do ^.^ it at once, +Ow >w< thy OwO pwecedent services awe >w< aww +But x3 accidents xDD unpuwpos'd. Dwaw, ÚwÚ and come. +EWOS. OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom me then UwU that x3 nyobwe countenyance, +OwO Whewein OwO the wowship >_> of OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd wies. +^-^ ANTONY. Lo thee! [Turning ^-^ fwom xDD him] +EWOS. UwU My >_< swowd :3 is :33 dwawn. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it ^-^ do at UwU once +The xDD thing x3 why :3 thou x3 hast :33 dwawn it. +EWOS. UwU My dear :3 mastew, +UwU My x3 captain ÚwÚ and my >_> empewow, let me ÚwÚ say, +Before I strike :3 this bwoody stwoke, faweweww. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis said, >w< man; ÚwÚ and faweweww. +EWOS. Faweweww, gweat ^-^ chief. :33 Shaww I strike ^w^ nyow? +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ^.^ Ewos. +EWOS. ÚwÚ Why, there OwO then! ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I escape OwO the UwU sowwow +x3 Of ^-^ Antony's :33 death. >_< [Kiwws ^-^ himsewf +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Thwice nobler than ^w^ mysewf! +Thou teachest uWu me, :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant Ewos, what +I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu couwdst not. UwU My queen ÚwÚ and Eros +;;w;; Have, uWu by theiw bwave instruction, ^w^ got x3 upon me +OwO A ;;w;; nyobwenyess in >_> wecowd. But I uWu wiww >w< be +OwO A >_< bwidegwoom in my >_< death, ÚwÚ and run into't +UwU As ^-^ to :3 a lover's bed. ^w^ Come, then; :3 and, Ewos, +x3 Thy ^w^ mastew >_> dies >w< thy scholar. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; thus +[Fawwing uWu on his ^w^ swowd] +I ^w^ weawn'd >_> of thee. :3 How? ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot OwO dead?- +The ^-^ guawd, UwU ho! :33 O, uWu dispatch UwU me! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS ÚwÚ and :3 a guawd + +OwO FIWST GUAWD. What's OwO the xDD nyoise? +^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have x3 donye my wowk iww, >_< fwiends. :33 O, ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end +x3 Of what I ^.^ have x3 begun. +x3 SECOND GUAWD. The star :3 is :3 faww'n. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. And UwU time :3 is at his ÚwÚ pewiod. +ALL. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ and woe! +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him UwU that loves uWu me, strike me UwU dead. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 Nyot :3 I. +x3 SECOND GUAWD. Nyow :3 I. +uWu THIWD GUAWD. Nyow ^-^ any ^w^ onye. >_< Exeunt guawd +DEWCETAS. x3 Thy death ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; bid >w< thy followers uWu fwy. +:3 This >_< swowd uWu but shown ^-^ to Caesaw, with :3 this UwU tidings, +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ entew me with >_> him. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +uWu DIOMEDES. Where's OwO Antony? +DEWCETAS. Thewe, ;;w;; Diomed, ^.^ thewe. +uWu DIOMEDES. Wives x3 he? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ answew, man? Exit ÚwÚ DEWCETAS +^-^ ANTONY. Awt :3 thou there, x3 Diomed? Draw >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me +Sufficing UwU stwokes uWu fow :33 death. +uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Most absowute lord, +UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ Cweopatwa x3 sent me ^-^ to thee. +^-^ ANTONY. When >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ send OwO thee? +uWu DIOMEDES. Nyow, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? +uWu DIOMEDES. Lock'd in xDD hew monument. She xDD had :3 a uWu pwophesying ;;w;; feaw +x3 Of what ;;w;; hath come ^-^ to >w< pass; uWu fow when ^.^ she xDD saw- +^w^ Which never uWu shaww >w< be >w< found- you >_> did :3 suspect +She xDD had dispos'd with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; wage +Wouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be puwg'd, ^.^ she x3 sent you >_> wowd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< dead; +But feawing >_< since how ^.^ it UwU might work, ;;w;; hath x3 sent +>w< Me ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD come, +I dread, xDD too late. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Too :3 wate, good OwO Diomed. ^-^ Caww my ^-^ guawd, I :33 pwithee. +uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO the Emperor's UwU guawd! The ^-^ guawd, what UwU ho! +^w^ Come, >_> youw lord UwU cawws! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five >_> of OwO the guawd >_> of >w< ANTONY + +^-^ ANTONY. Beaw uWu me, good fwiends, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Cweopatwa uWu bides; +^.^ 'Tis OwO the last service UwU that I uWu shaww xDD command you. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. ^.^ Woe, >_> woe awe >_> we, ;;w;; siw, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to wear +^-^ Aww >_> youw OwO twue followers >_< out. +ALL. uWu Most :33 heavy xDD day! +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, good my fellows, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< pwease shawp >w< fate +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ it with >_> youw :3 sowwows. UwU Bid UwU that ^-^ wewcome +^w^ Which comes ^-^ to punish >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we punish it, +>_< Seeming ^-^ to bear ^.^ it lightly. ;;w;; Take me :33 up. +I ^.^ have wed you :33 oft; carry me nyow, good fwiends, +And ^.^ have my ^w^ thanks uWu fow all. ^.^ Exeunt, hearing >w< ANTONY +ACT_4|SC_15 +^-^ SCENyE :3 XV. +Awexandwia. OwO A :33 monyument + +x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD maids ^-^ awoft, with ^-^ CHAWMIAN +ÚwÚ and IWAS + +CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, I uWu wiww never >w< go ^-^ fwom OwO hence! +>_> CHAWMIAN. Be ;;w;; comfowted, dear ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. No, I uWu wiww not. +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe >w< events awe welcome, +But UwU comfowts ^-^ we ;;w;; despise; ^-^ ouw UwU size >_> of xDD sowwow, +xDD Pwopowtion'd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, >w< must >w< be as gweat +UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which makes it. + +x3 Entew DIOMEDES, x3 bewow + +OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? +uWu DIOMEDES. His >_> death's x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU dead. +Wook >_< out o' th' uWu othew >_> side >_> youw monyument; +His guawd ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him thithew. + +OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ bownye uWu by OwO the guawd + +CLEOPATRA. :3 O >_> sun, +x3 Buwn OwO the gweat sphere :3 thou x3 mov'st in! Dawkwing ^.^ stand +The >_< vawying showe o' th' world. :3 O ^.^ Antony, +^.^ Antony, Antony! :3 Hewp, ^-^ Chawmian; help, Iwas, help; +:3 Hewp, fwiends xDD bewow! Let's dwaw him hithew. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Peace! +:3 Nyot Caesar's valour ;;w;; hath ^-^ o'ewthwown ^.^ Antony, +But ^-^ Antony's ;;w;; hath :33 twiumph'd uWu on itself. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu but Antony +;;w;; Shouwd OwO conquew Antony; uWu but >_> woe 'tis so! +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying; only +I here >_< impowtunye death uWu awhiwe, xDD untiw +x3 Of many ^w^ thousand OwO kisses OwO the UwU poow last +I uWu way x3 upon >w< thy lips. +CLEOPATRA. I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; deaw. +UwU Deaw my lord, :33 pawdon! I dare ;;w;; nyot, +Lest I >w< be taken. :3 Nyot th' imperious show +x3 Of OwO the OwO fuww-fowtun'd Caesar >w< evew uWu shaww +Be ^w^ bwooch'd with >_> me. >w< If ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ sewpents, ^.^ have +xDD Edge, ^.^ sting, ^w^ ow operation, I x3 am ^-^ safe. +Your UwU wife OwO Octavia, with xDD hew modest eyes +And still ;;w;; concwusion, uWu shaww acquiwe nyo uWu honyouw +^-^ Demuwing x3 upon >_> me. But xDD come, xDD come, Antony- +Hewp uWu me, my :3 women- ^-^ we >w< must dwaw ÚwÚ thee up; +OwO Assist, good >_< fwiends. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ quick, ^w^ ow I x3 am gone. +CLEOPATRA. Here's uWu spowt uWu indeed! OwO How :33 heavy weighs my wowd! +Our OwO stwength :3 is >w< aww gonye OwO into ÚwÚ heavinyess; +:33 That makes OwO the uWu weight. Had I gweat uWu Junyo's :33 powew, +The ÚwÚ stwong-wing'd >_> Mewcuwy shouwd ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee uWu up, +And xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's xDD side. >_> Yet come :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +xDD Wishews ;;w;; wewe >w< evew fools. :3 O xDD come, xDD come, +^.^ [They heave >w< ANTONY ^-^ awoft ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] +And welcome, welcome! ^.^ Die xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast wiv'd. +Quicken with OwO kissing. Had my lips UwU that :33 powew, +ÚwÚ Thus would I wear them >_< out. +ALL. OwO A :33 heavy uWu sight! +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying. +>w< Give me >w< some winye, ÚwÚ and let me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +CLEOPATRA. No, let me >_< speak; ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; waiw OwO so UwU high +:33 That OwO the false huswife >_> Fowtunye >_< bweak xDD hew wheew, +Pwovok'd uWu by my >_> offence. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ sweet queen: +x3 Of Caesar >w< seek >_> youw xDD honyouw, with >_> youw xDD safety. O! +CLEOPATRA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go >w< togethew. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Gentwe, hear :3 me: +None about Caesar xDD twust uWu but :33 Pwocuweius. +CLEOPATRA. UwU My wesowution ÚwÚ and my ^.^ hands I'll x3 twust; +None about Caesar +^-^ ANTONY. The xDD misewabwe >_> change :3 nyow at my ^-^ end +Lament :3 nyow UwU sowwow at; uWu but >w< pwease >_> youw >_> thoughts +UwU In OwO feeding them with x3 those my fowmew :3 fowtunyes +OwO Whewein I uWu wiv'd OwO the :3 gweatest pwince o' th' UwU wowwd, +The noblest; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 nyow ^.^ nyot basewy x3 die, +:3 Nyot >_> cowawdwy >w< put x3 off my >_> hewmet ^-^ to +UwU My countwyman- :3 a Woman uWu by :3 a Woman +uWu Vawiantwy ;;w;; vanquish'd. Nyow my spirit :3 is ^-^ going +I can nyo more. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyobwest >_> of ^-^ men, UwU woo't ^.^ die? +xDD Hast :3 thou nyo cawe >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I >_> abide +UwU In :3 this :33 duww UwU wowwd, ;;w;; which in >w< thy absence :3 is +:3 Nyo better than :3 a sty? :33 O, >_> see, my :3 women, UwU [Antony dies] +The :3 cwown o' th' :3 eawth doth melt. UwU My wowd! +:33 O, ^.^ withew'd :3 is OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the war, +The uWu sowdiew's ÚwÚ powe :3 is >_< faww'n! Young :3 boys ÚwÚ and girls +uWu Awe ^w^ wevew :3 nyow with ^-^ men. The >_> odds :3 is gone, +And there :3 is nyothing weft xDD wemawkabwe +:33 Benyeath OwO the :3 visiting ÚwÚ moon. [Swoons] +>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, quietness, ^-^ wady! +xDD IWAS. x3 She's UwU dead UwU too, ^-^ ouw sovereign. +>_> CHAWMIAN. x3 Wady! +xDD IWAS. ÚwÚ Madam! +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! +xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw ^.^ Egypt, ÚwÚ Empwess! +>_> CHAWMIAN. Peace, :3 peace, xDD Iwas! +CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu e'en :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ^w^ commanded +By such UwU poow passion as OwO the maid UwU that milks +And OwO does OwO the UwU meanyest chawes. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu fow me +ÚwÚ To thwow my OwO sceptwe at OwO the xDD injuwious gods; +ÚwÚ To tell them UwU that :3 this x3 wowwd >_> did >w< equaw ;;w;; theiws +;;w;; Tiww uWu they xDD had stow'n ^-^ ouw :33 jewew. x3 Aww's uWu but nought; +uWu Patience :3 is UwU sottish, ÚwÚ and :3 impatience OwO does +>_> Become :3 a ^.^ dog that's ^w^ mad. ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it xDD sin +ÚwÚ To x3 wush OwO into OwO the >w< secwet house >_> of death +Ewe death dare come ^-^ to >_> us? OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 women? +>_> What, x3 what! good uWu cheew! ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Charmian! +UwU My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ giwws! xDD Ah, :3 women, :3 women, look, +Our OwO wamp :3 is x3 spent, >w< it's ;;w;; out! Good ;;w;; siws, UwU take ÚwÚ heawt. +>w< We'ww :33 buwy him; ÚwÚ and then, ^w^ what's brave, ^w^ what's noble, +Let's ^-^ do ^.^ it aftew OwO the UwU high Woman x3 fashion, +And ^-^ make death >_> pwoud ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, away; +:3 This UwU case >_> of UwU that huge spirit :3 nyow :3 is cold. +xDD Ah, :3 women, women! uWu Come; ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo fwiend +But wesowution ÚwÚ and OwO the bwiefest OwO end. +uWu Exeunt; x3 those :33 abuv hearing x3 off :33 ANTONY'S ÚwÚ body + +OwO ACT_5|SC_1 +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, :3 MAECENyAS, uWu GAWWUS, +ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, his ;;w;; Counciw >_> of ^.^ Waw + +CAESAW. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ Dowabewwa, ;;w;; bid him yield; +>_> Being OwO so fwustwate, tell him ^.^ he >w< mocks +The pauses UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. +DOLABELLA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS x3 With OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< ANTONY + +CAESAW. >w< Whewefowe :3 is ÚwÚ that? And what art :3 thou UwU that :33 daw'st +xDD Appeaw ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_> us? +DEWCETAS. I x3 am xDD caww'd Dewcetas; +>_< Mawk Antony I sewv'd, ^-^ who :33 best ÚwÚ was >w< wowthy +:33 Best ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. >w< Whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood OwO up ÚwÚ and spoke, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and I :33 wowe my life +ÚwÚ To uWu spend x3 upon his ÚwÚ hatews. >w< If :3 thou >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To UwU take me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to him +I'll >w< be ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; ^-^ if :3 thou >_> pweasest ;;w;; nyot, +I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee OwO up my wife. +CAESAW. What :3 is't :3 thou OwO say'st? +DEWCETAS. I ÚwÚ say, :3 O Caesaw, Antony :3 is UwU dead. +CAESAW. The breaking >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a xDD thing shouwd ^-^ make +OwO A gweatew cwack. The x3 wound x3 wowwd +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have shook ^.^ wions OwO into civil stweets, +And xDD citizens ^-^ to theiw x3 dens. The death >_> of Antony +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< singwe uWu doom; in OwO the name uWu way +OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the world. +DEWCETAS. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO dead, Caesaw, +:3 Nyot uWu by :3 a uWu pubwic >_< minyistew >_> of justice, +Nyow uWu by :3 a hired uWu knyife; uWu but UwU that uWu sewf hand +^w^ Which :3 wwit his uWu honyouw in OwO the acts ^.^ it >_> did +Hath, with OwO the :33 couwage ;;w;; which OwO the OwO heawt >_> did lend it, +Splitted OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 is his swowd; +I ;;w;; wobb'd his x3 wound >_> of xDD it; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 stain'd +x3 With his UwU most x3 nyobwe bwood. +CAESAW. Wook you sad, uWu fwiends? +The UwU gods webuke uWu me, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< tidings +ÚwÚ To wash OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ kings. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. And ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it :3 is +:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must x3 compew OwO us ^-^ to >_> wament +Our UwU most pewsisted >_< deeds. +^.^ MAECENyAS. His >_> taints ÚwÚ and honours +^-^ Wag'd >w< equaw with >_> him. +;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO A >_< wawew spirit never +OwO Did >_< steew ^.^ humanyity. But you UwU gods uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us +uWu Some faults ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ men. Caesar :3 is touch'd. +^.^ MAECENyAS. When such :3 a xDD spacious UwU miwwow's xDD set before ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds >w< must UwU see :3 himsewf. +CAESAW. :3 O ^.^ Antony, +I ^.^ have follow'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to x3 this! But ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; wance +>w< Diseases in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; bodies. I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce +>_< Have shown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee such :3 a >w< decwinying :3 day +Ow ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 thinye; ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stall >_> togethew +UwU In OwO the xDD whowe world. But ÚwÚ yet let me wament, +x3 With ;;w;; teaws as x3 suvweign as OwO the UwU bwood >_> of hearts, +:33 That thou, my :33 bwothew, my ;;w;; competitow +UwU In :3 top >_> of >w< aww design, my :33 mate in empiwe, +Friend ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion in OwO the xDD fwont >_> of war, +The arm >_> of >_< minye >_> own body, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt +:3 Whewe >_< minye his >_> thoughts >_> did ^.^ kindwe- UwU that ^-^ ouw staws, +UwU Unweconciwiabwe, shouwd >_> divide +Our equalness ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ^.^ fwiends- + +x3 Entew OwO an ;;w;; EGYPTIAN + +But I uWu wiww tell you at >w< some >_> meetew ^-^ season. +The ^-^ businyess >_> of :3 this man looks >_< out >_> of him; +>w< We'ww hear him what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. >_> Whence awe you? +EGYPTIAN. OwO A UwU poow :3 Egyptian, ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu Queen, my mistress, +;;w;; Confin'd in >w< aww ^.^ she :33 has, xDD hew monument, +x3 Of >w< thy ÚwÚ intents desires instruction, +:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; pwepawedwy ^-^ may fwame x3 hewsewf +ÚwÚ To th' uWu way she's fowc'd x3 to. +CAESAW. UwU Bid xDD hew ^.^ have good ÚwÚ heawt. +She >_> soon uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< some >_> of UwU ouws, +OwO How honyouwabwe ÚwÚ and how kindwy ^-^ we +Detewminye uWu fow UwU hew; uWu fow Caesar cannyot learn +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO ungentwe. +EGYPTIAN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods OwO pwesewve thee! Exit +CAESAW. Come hithew, :33 Pwocuweius. uWu Go ÚwÚ and uWu say +We OwO puwpose xDD hew nyo >w< shame. >w< Give xDD hew what UwU comfowts +The ;;w;; quawity >_> of xDD hew passion uWu shaww require, +OwO West, in xDD hew >_< gweatnyess, uWu by >w< some x3 mowtaw OwO stwoke +She ^-^ do x3 defeat >_< us; uWu fow xDD hew life in >_> Wome +Wouwd >w< be eternal in ^-^ ouw twiumph. Go, +And with >_> youw ^-^ speediest bwing OwO us what ^.^ she uWu says, +And how you find :3 hew. +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesaw, I shall. Exit +CAESAW. OwO Gawwus, >w< go you awong. Exit xDD GAWWUS +Where's ^-^ Dowabewwa, ^-^ to uWu second Proculeius? +ALL. Dolabella! +CAESAW. >_> Wet him xDD awonye, uWu fow I wemembew :3 nyow +OwO How :33 he's :33 empwoy'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww in UwU time >w< be weady. +uWu Go with me ^-^ to my >_> tent, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU see +OwO How hardly I ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn OwO into :3 this war, +OwO How UwU cawm ÚwÚ and gentwe I proceeded still +UwU In >w< aww my ;;w;; wwitings. uWu Go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU see +What I can show in ÚwÚ this. >_< Exeunt + +>w< ACT_5|SC_2 +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Awexandwia. The :33 monyument + +x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN + +CLEOPATRA. UwU My desowation OwO does begin ^-^ to ^-^ make +OwO A better wife. ^.^ 'Tis pawtwy ^-^ to >w< be Caesaw: +:3 Nyot being ;;w;; Fowtunye, :33 he's uWu but Fowtunye's >_< knyave, +OwO A >_< minyistew >_> of xDD hew wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is gweat +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that xDD thing UwU that ends >w< aww uWu othew >_< deeds, +^w^ Which shackwes x3 accidents ÚwÚ and :3 bowts OwO up change, +^w^ Which sweeps, ÚwÚ and never UwU pawates ^-^ mowe OwO the uWu dug, +The beggar's ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and xDD Caesaw's. + +OwO Entew, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of OwO the monument, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, uWu GAWWUS, +ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesar >_> sends UwU gweetings ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of ^.^ Egypt, +And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee study uWu on what fair demands +Thou mean'st ^-^ to ^.^ have him gwant thee. +CLEOPATRA. What's >w< thy name? +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU My name :3 is :33 Pwocuweius. +CLEOPATRA. Antony +OwO Did tell me >_> of you, bade me xDD twust OwO you; uWu but +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy cawe ^-^ to >w< be uWu deceiv'd, +:33 That ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow xDD twusting. >w< If >_> youw ^w^ mastew +Wouwd ^.^ have :3 a queen his :33 beggaw, you >w< must tell him +:33 That ^-^ majesty, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, >w< must +:3 Nyo less UwU beg than :3 a ^.^ kingdom. >w< If ^.^ he >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me conquer'd UwU Egypt uWu fow my UwU son, +ÚwÚ He gives me OwO so >w< much >_> of >_< minye >_> own as I +uWu Wiww knyeew ^-^ to him with :33 thanks. +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Be >_> of good cheer; +Y'awe OwO faww'n OwO into :3 a >_< pwincewy >w< hand; ;;w;; feaw nothing. +UwU Make >_> youw :33 fuww :33 wefewence ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to my lord, +OwO Who :3 is OwO so :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ it uWu fwows xDD uvw +uWu On >w< aww UwU that need. >_> Wet me wepowt ^-^ to him +Your ^w^ sweet >_< dependency, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww find +OwO A conquewow UwU that uWu wiww pray in aid uWu fow >_> kindnyess +:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu fow OwO gwace :3 is uWu knyeew'd x3 to. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you tell him +I x3 am his >_< fowtunye's vassaw ÚwÚ and I ^-^ send him +The greatness ^.^ he >_> has got. I houwwy learn +OwO A OwO doctwinye >_> of ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and would UwU gwadwy +Wook him >w< i' th' face. +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :3 This I'll report, dear >_< wady. +>_< Have UwU comfowt, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw plight :3 is ^w^ pitied +x3 Of him UwU that caus'd it. +GAWWUS. You UwU see how easiwy ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be suwpwis'd. + +;;w;; Hewe PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and two >_> of OwO the guawd ;;w;; ascend OwO the +:33 monyument uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ pwaced x3 against :3 a window, +ÚwÚ and come >_> behind CLEOPATRA. uWu Some >_> of OwO the guawd +x3 unbaw ÚwÚ and open OwO the ^w^ gates + +Guard xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww Caesar come. Exit +xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw x3 Queen! +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O Cleopatra! :3 thou art >w< taken, x3 Queen! +CLEOPATRA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, good hands. ÚwÚ [Dwawing :3 a :3 daggew] +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. ^-^ Howd, >w< wowthy >w< wady, >_< howd, [Disarms :3 hew] +Do ^.^ nyot yourself such ^.^ wwong, ^-^ who awe in :3 this +Wewiev'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< betway'd. +CLEOPATRA. >_> What, >_> of death UwU too, +:33 That >_< wids ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dogs >_> of wanguish? +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU Cweopatwa, +Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse my >_< mastew's bounty uWu by +^-^ Th' ;;w;; undoing >_> of OwO youwsewf. >_> Wet OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see +His ;;w;; nyobwenyess ;;w;; weww OwO acted, ;;w;; which >_> youw death +uWu Wiww never let come fowth. +CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe art thou, UwU death? +Come hithew, x3 come! ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a queen +Worth many >w< babes ÚwÚ and beggaws! +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :33 O, tempewance, ^-^ wady! +CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^-^ meat; I'll ^.^ nyot x3 dwink, siw; +>w< If :33 idwe talk uWu wiww UwU once >w< be UwU nyecessawy, +I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep nyeithew. :3 This x3 mowtaw house I'll wuin, +Do Caesar what ^.^ he ^.^ can. Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO wait pinion'd at >_> youw >_< mastew's couwt, +Nyow UwU once >w< be ^-^ chastis'd with OwO the :33 sobew eye +x3 Of :33 duww x3 Octavia. :33 Shaww uWu they hoist me uWu up, +And show me ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting ^w^ vawwetwy +x3 Of censuring Rome? >_< Wathew :3 a OwO ditch in UwU Egypt +Be gentwe grave x3 unto UwU me! >_< Wathew uWu on :33 Nyiwus' >w< mud +>w< Way me stark-nak'd, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ watew-fwies +^-^ Bwow me OwO into abhowwing! >_< Wathew ^-^ make +UwU My ^-^ countwy's UwU high >_< pywamides my ^-^ gibbet, +And >_> hang me OwO up in ^-^ chains! +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. You ^-^ do uWu extend +^.^ These >_> thoughts >_> of >w< howwow further than you uWu shaww +Find cause in Caesar. + +x3 Entew OwO DOWABEWWA + +DOLABELLA. Proculeius, +What :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< thy ^w^ mastew Caesar knows, +And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow thee. >_< Fow OwO the uWu Queen, +I'll UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to my ^.^ guawd. +;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU So, ^-^ Dowabewwa, +^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ content me >_> best. Be gentwe ^-^ to :3 hew. +uWu [To CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To Caesar I uWu wiww speak what you uWu shaww please, +>w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 empwoy me ^-^ to >_> him. +CLEOPATRA. Say I would ^-^ die. +>_< Exeunt PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews +DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Empwess, you ^.^ have heard >_> of x3 me? +CLEOPATRA. I cannyot tell. +DOLABELLA. Assuwedwy you xDD knyow >_> me. +CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what I ^.^ have heard ^w^ ow known. +You waugh when :3 boys ^w^ ow >w< women tell theiw >w< dweams; +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twick? +DOLABELLA. I undewstand ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. I dreamt there ÚwÚ was OwO an UwU Empewow Antony- +:33 O, such another >w< sweep, UwU that I UwU might UwU see +But such another ^w^ man! +DOLABELLA. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease :3 ye- +CLEOPATRA. His ;;w;; face ÚwÚ was as OwO the :3 heav'ns, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ÚwÚ stuck +OwO A >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ;;w;; which ^-^ kept theiw ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wighted +The wittwe :33 O, OwO the xDD eawth. +DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 suvweign creature- +CLEOPATRA. His >w< wegs bestrid OwO the >w< ocean; his rear'd arm +Cwested OwO the world. His >w< voice ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwopewtied +UwU As >w< aww OwO the tuned >_< sphewes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to fwiends; +But when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to quaiw ÚwÚ and >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ owb, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as >_> wattwing ^w^ thundew. >_< Fow his x3 bounty, +Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo winter in't; OwO an autumn 'twas +:33 That ^-^ gwew OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu by reaping. His >w< dewights +Were UwU dowphin-wike: uWu they show'd his xDD back :33 abuv +The element uWu they uWu wiv'd in. UwU In his x3 wivewy +UwU Wawk'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and crownets; weawms ÚwÚ and xDD iswands ;;w;; wewe +UwU As ;;w;; pwates >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom his >_< pocket. +DOLABELLA. Cleopatra- +CLEOPATRA. :33 Think you there ÚwÚ was ^w^ ow UwU might >w< be such :3 a man +UwU As :3 this I dreamt x3 of? +DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, nyo. +CLEOPATRA. You >_< wie, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the xDD gods. +But ^-^ if there >w< be :3 nyow >w< evew ;;w;; wewe ^-^ onye :33 such, +ÚwÚ It's ÚwÚ past OwO the UwU size >_> of drearning. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ wants stuff +ÚwÚ To UwU vie ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms with ;;w;; fancy; ÚwÚ yet x3 t' ÚwÚ imaginye +An Antony ;;w;; wewe nature's piece >w< 'gainst >w< fancy, +Condemning ^w^ shadows x3 quite. +DOLABELLA. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ÚwÚ madam. +Your woss ;;w;; is, as OwO youwsewf, OwO gweat; ÚwÚ and you bear ^.^ it +UwU As answering ^-^ to OwO the uWu weight. Wouwd I UwU might never +:33 O'ewtake ;;w;; puwsu'd >w< success, uWu but I ^-^ do x3 feew, +By OwO the ÚwÚ webound >_> of xDD youws, :3 a >w< gwief UwU that ^-^ smites +UwU My vewy OwO heawt at ^.^ woot. +CLEOPATRA. I :3 thank you, sir. +xDD Knyow you what Caesar :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do with x3 me? +DOLABELLA. I x3 am loath ^-^ to tell you what I would you uWu knyew. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you, sir. +DOLABELLA. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be honourable- +CLEOPATRA. He'll ;;w;; wead uWu me, then, in twiumph? +DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he uWu wiww. I xDD knyow't. [Fwouwish] +^w^ [Within: ;;w;; 'Make uWu way ^w^ thewe-Caesaw!'] + +x3 Entew CAESAR; uWu GAWWUS, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, :3 MAECENyAS, UwU SEWEUCUS, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >_> of his x3 twain + +CAESAW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Egypt? +DOLABELLA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ madam. xDD [CWEOPATPA >w< knyeews] +CAESAW. UwU Awise, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. +I pray you, x3 wise; ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ Egypt. +CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU gods +uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my lord +I >w< must ;;w;; obey. +CAESAW. ;;w;; Take ^-^ to you nyo ^-^ hawd xDD thoughts. +The ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of what injuwies you >_> did >w< us, +^-^ Though written in ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, ^-^ we uWu shaww wemembew +UwU As >w< things uWu but x3 donye uWu by chance. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Sowe x3 siw o' th' UwU wowwd, +I cannyot :33 pwoject >_< minye >_> own cause OwO so ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it clear, uWu but ^-^ do x3 confess I ^.^ have +:3 Been waden with >_< wike frailties ;;w;; which before +>_< Have >_< often ÚwÚ sham'd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sex. +CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, xDD knyow +We uWu wiww ;;w;; extenyuate wathew than uWu enfowce. +>w< If you OwO appwy yourself ^-^ to ^-^ ouw intents- +^w^ Which towards you awe UwU most gentwe- you uWu shaww find +OwO A benefit in :3 this ÚwÚ change; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< seek +ÚwÚ To uWu way uWu on me :3 a cruelty uWu by ^-^ taking +^-^ Antony's ^.^ couwse, you uWu shaww bereave yourself +x3 Of my good UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_> youw chiwdwen +ÚwÚ To UwU that destwuction ;;w;; which I'll guawd them ^w^ fwom, +>w< If UwU theweon you OwO wewy. I'll UwU take my weave. +CLEOPATRA. And >w< may, OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the world. ^.^ 'Tis xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >_> we, +Your UwU scutcheons ÚwÚ and >_> youw signs >_> of :33 conquest, uWu shaww +>w< Hang in what place you pwease. Here, my good :33 wowd. +CAESAW. You uWu shaww :33 advise me in >w< aww uWu fow UwU Cweopatwa. +CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is OwO the bwief >_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, ÚwÚ and jewews, +I x3 am ^-^ possess'd >_> of. ^.^ 'Tis x3 exactwy ;;w;; vawued, +:3 Nyot :33 petty >w< things admitted. Where's :33 Seweucus? +SEWEUCUS. Here, ÚwÚ madam. +CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is my ^.^ tweasuwew; let him ÚwÚ speak, my lord, +:3 Upon his ;;w;; pewiw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ mysewf nothing. ^w^ Speak OwO the truth, Seleucus. +SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Madam, +I xDD had wathew >w< seaw my lips than ^-^ to my peril +^w^ Speak UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is not. +CLEOPATRA. What ^.^ have I ^-^ kept back? +SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase what you ^.^ have :3 made known. +CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 bwush ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa; I appwuv +Your OwO wisdom in OwO the :3 deed. +CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See, Caesaw! :33 O, uWu behowd, +OwO How OwO pomp :3 is followed! Minye uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be yours; +And, shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ;;w;; estates, x3 youws would >w< be x3 minye. +The ingratitude >_> of :3 this Seleucus OwO does +>_< Even ^-^ make me wiwd. :3 O slave, >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust +>w< Than love that's xDD hiw'd! >_> What, ^w^ goest :3 thou back? Thou ^-^ shawt +uWu Go ^w^ back, I ;;w;; wawwant thee; uWu but I'll catch UwU thinye eyes +^-^ Though uWu they xDD had x3 wings. Slave, soulless viwwain, xDD dog! +:3 O ^-^ wawewy ^-^ base! +CAESAW. Good uWu Queen, let OwO us entweat you. +CLEOPATRA. :3 O Caesaw, what :3 a >_> wounding ÚwÚ shame :3 is this, +:33 That :3 thou UwU vouchsafing here ^-^ to >w< visit uWu me, +Doing OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy :33 wowdwinyess +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye OwO so OwO meek, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ^-^ sewvant shouwd +>w< Pawcew OwO the sum >_> of my disgwaces uWu by +uWu Addition >_> of his OwO envy! Say, good Caesaw, +:33 That I >w< some wady >_< twifwes ^.^ have wesewv'd, +Immoment UwU toys, >w< things >_> of such >w< dignyity +UwU As ^-^ we gweet modewn fwiends withal; ÚwÚ and uWu say +uWu Some nobler token I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> apawt +>_< Fow ^w^ Wivia ÚwÚ and OwO Octavia, ^-^ to ;;w;; induce +Their mediation- >w< must I >w< be :3 unfowded +x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that I ^.^ have >w< bwed? The x3 gods! ^w^ It ^-^ smites me +:33 Benyeath OwO the ^-^ faww I have. uWu [To UwU SEWEUCUS] ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go >_> hence; +Ow I uWu shaww show OwO the cindews >_> of my uWu spiwits +^.^ Thwough th' ashes >_> of my chance. OwO Wewt :3 thou :3 a man, +Thou wouldst ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >_> me. +CAESAW. :33 Fowbeaw, Seleucus. Exit SELEUCUS +CLEOPATRA. Be ^.^ it OwO knyown UwU that >_> we, OwO the gweatest, awe ÚwÚ misthought +>_< Fow >w< things UwU that ÚwÚ othews do; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we ^-^ faww +We ÚwÚ answew >_> othews' merits in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, +uWu Awe OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be pitied. +CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, +:3 Nyot what you ^.^ have wesewv'd, :3 nyow what acknowledg'd, +x3 Put ^-^ we >w< i' th' roll >_> of ÚwÚ conquest. OwO Stiww be't xDD youws, +uWu Bestow ^.^ it at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and believe +Caesar's nyo merchant, ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU pwize with you +x3 Of >w< things UwU that merchants x3 sowd. OwO Thewefowe >w< be cheer'd; +UwU Make ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> thoughts >_> youw pwisons. No, dear Queen; +>_< Fow ^-^ we intend OwO so ^-^ to >_< dispose you as +Yourself uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us x3 counsew. :33 Feed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. +Our cawe ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity :3 is OwO so >w< much x3 upon you +:33 That ^-^ we >_< wemain >_> youw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and so, ^.^ adieu. +CLEOPATRA. UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my wowd! +CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. OwO Adieu. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and his x3 twain +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He uWu wowds uWu me, >_> giwws, ^.^ he uWu wowds uWu me, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ nyot +Be x3 nyobwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. But :3 hawk ^.^ thee, Charmian! +[Whispews CHARMIAN] +xDD IWAS. >w< Finyish, good lady; OwO the UwU bwight :3 day :3 is >_< donye, +And ^-^ we awe uWu fow OwO the :3 dawk. +CLEOPATRA. Hie ÚwÚ thee again. +I ^.^ have xDD spoke uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is pwovided; +uWu Go >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the UwU haste. +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA + +DOLABELLA. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? +>_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Behowd, sir. Exit +CLEOPATRA. Dolabella! +DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, as theweto sworn uWu by >_> youw ^.^ command, +^w^ Which my love makes >_< wewigion ^-^ to uWu obey, +I tell you :33 this: Caesar OwO thwough ^-^ Sywia +UwU Intends his >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and within three >_< days +You with >_> youw chiwdwen uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ send >_> befowe. +UwU Make >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ this; I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd +Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and my >w< pwomise. +CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Dowabewwa, +I uWu shaww >_< wemain >_> youw x3 debtow. +DOLABELLA. I >_> youw sewvant. +Adieu, good Queen; I >w< must ^.^ attend uWu on Caesar. +CLEOPATRA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ and :33 thanks. Exit OwO DOWABEWWA +Nyow, Iwas, what think'st thou? +Thou OwO an x3 Egyptian xDD puppet uWu shaww >w< be shown +UwU In >_> Wome as ;;w;; weww as :3 I. Mechanic ;;w;; swaves, +x3 With xDD gweasy uWu apwons, wuwes, ÚwÚ and hammers, uWu shaww +Uplift OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; in theiw OwO thick breaths, +>_> Wank >_> of :3 gwoss ;;w;; diet, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be :33 encwouded, +And fowc'd ^-^ to dwink theiw vapour. +xDD IWAS. The UwU gods forbid! +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ^w^ cewtain, Iwas. ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ wictows +uWu Wiww catch at OwO us >_< wike stwumpets, ÚwÚ and scawd uWu whymews +ÚwÚ Bawwad OwO us >_< out o' ^.^ tunye; OwO the uWu quick UwU comedians +Extempowawwy uWu wiww OwO stage >w< us, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent +Our Awexandwian ^w^ wevews; Antony +:33 Shaww >w< be ^w^ bwought drunken >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww UwU see +uWu Some :33 squeaking ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 boy my greatness +uWu I' th' x3 postuwe >_> of :3 a whowe. +xDD IWAS. :3 O OwO the good x3 gods! +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. +xDD IWAS. I'll never >_< see't, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< minye ^.^ nyaiws +uWu Awe stronger than >_< minye OwO eyes. +CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way +ÚwÚ To OwO foow theiw pwepawation ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO conquew +Their UwU most ÚwÚ absuwd intents. + +x3 Entew ^-^ CHAWMIAN + +Nyow, Charmian! +Show uWu me, my :3 women, >_< wike :3 a >w< queen. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch +UwU My :33 best ;;w;; attiwes. I x3 am UwU again uWu fow Cydnus, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_< Mawk x3 Antony. Sirrah, Iwas, ^.^ go. +Nyow, x3 nyobwe Charmian, ^w^ we'ww uWu dispatch UwU indeed; +And when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 this uWu chawe, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave +ÚwÚ To xDD pway ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. >_< Bwing ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and all. +Exit xDD IWAS. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within +>_> Whewefowe's :3 this xDD nyoise? + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> GUAWDSMAN + +x3 GUAWDSMAN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ wuwaw :3 fewwow +:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied >_> youw OwO Highnyess' presence. +ÚwÚ He brings you ^-^ figs. +CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet him come in. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN +What UwU poow OwO an ^.^ instwument +May ^-^ do :3 a x3 nyobwe deed! ÚwÚ He brings me :33 wibewty. +UwU My ^.^ wesowution's plac'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have nyothing +x3 Of ^-^ woman in >_> me. Nyow ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot +I x3 am mawbwe-constant; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; fweeting ^-^ moon +:3 Nyo ^w^ pwanyet :3 is >_> of x3 minye. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> GUAWDSMAN ÚwÚ and >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket + +x3 GUAWDSMAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. +CLEOPATRA. OwO Avoid, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> him. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the pwetty wowm >_> of >w< Nyiwus there +:33 That kiwws ÚwÚ and x3 pains not? +CLOWN. Twuwy, I ^.^ have >_> him. But I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the party UwU that shouwd +desiwe you ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^w^ him, uWu fow his >_> biting :3 is OwO immowtaw; x3 those UwU that +^-^ do die >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu sewdom ^w^ ow never >w< wecuvw. +CLEOPATRA. Remember'st :3 thou ^-^ any UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; died on't? +CLOWN. Very many, x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women ^w^ too. I heard >_> of ^-^ onye >_> of them nyo +ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ yestewday: :3 a vewy >w< honyest woman, uWu but xDD something >w< given +^-^ to >_< wie, as :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do uWu but in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; how +^.^ she ;;w;; died >_> of OwO the >_> biting >_> of it, what pain ^.^ she :3 fewt- ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she makes +:3 a vewy good wepowt o' th' ;;w;; wowm. But ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww believe >w< aww UwU that +uWu they uWu say uWu shaww never >w< be :33 saved uWu by half UwU that uWu they do. But :3 this :3 is +UwU most :3 fawwiabwe, OwO the ^.^ wowm's OwO an uWu odd ;;w;; wowm. +CLEOPATRA. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; faweweww. +CLOWN. I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ joy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowm. +ÚwÚ [Sets ;;w;; down OwO the ^w^ basket] +CLEOPATRA. >w< Faweweww. +CLOWN. You >w< must ÚwÚ think this, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that OwO the wowm uWu wiww ^-^ do his +OwO kind. +CLEOPATRA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; faweweww. +CLOWN. Wook you, OwO the wowm :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted uWu but in OwO the UwU keeping +>_> of xDD wise :33 peopwe; uWu fow >_< indeed there :3 is nyo xDD goodnyess in OwO the ;;w;; wowm. +CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo care; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ heeded. +CLOWN. Very :33 good. >w< Give ^.^ it nothing, I pray you, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth +OwO the :3 feeding. +CLEOPATRA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it xDD eat x3 me? +CLOWN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but I xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ deviw +^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat :3 a OwO woman. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 a ^-^ woman :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow +OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw dwess xDD hew not. But truly, ^.^ these >_> same +whoreson devils ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods gweat harm in theiw :3 women, uWu fow in +every >w< ten UwU that uWu they ^-^ make OwO the devils mar OwO five. +CLEOPATRA. Weww, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; faweweww. +CLOWN. x3 Yes, forsooth. I ^w^ wish you ^.^ joy o' th' ;;w;; wowm. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew IWAS, with :3 a wobe, UwU cwown, &c. + +CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me my wobe, >w< put uWu on my >_< cwown; I ^.^ have +Immortal uWu wongings in >_> me. Nyow nyo ^-^ mowe +The x3 juice >_> of :3 Egypt's ^w^ gwape uWu shaww ^.^ moist :3 this lip. +:3 Yawe, :3 yawe, good >w< Iwas; ^w^ quick. x3 Methinks I hear +Antony :3 caww. I UwU see him ;;w;; wouse ^-^ himsewf +ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise my x3 nyobwe ^-^ act. I hear him xDD mock +The xDD wuck >_> of Caesaw, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give x3 men +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse theiw aftew :3 wwath. Husband, I come. +Nyow ^-^ to UwU that name my :33 couwage ^w^ pwuv my ^w^ titwe! +I x3 am x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and air; my uWu othew >_< ewements +I ^w^ give ^-^ to baser wife. UwU So, ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? +Come then, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the last x3 wawmth >_> of my lips. +Faweweww, >w< kind x3 Chawmian. Iwas, wong faweweww. +OwO [Kisses ^.^ them. IWAS ^.^ fawws ÚwÚ and dies] +>_< Have I OwO the aspic in my >w< wips? Dost faww? +>w< If ;;w;; thus :3 thou ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe can OwO so gently UwU pawt, +The OwO stwoke >_> of death :3 is as :3 a lover's x3 pinch, +^w^ Which hurts ÚwÚ and :3 is desir'd. Dost :3 thou lie >_< stiww? +>w< If :3 thou vanishest, :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the x3 wowwd +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth weave-taking. +>_> CHAWMIAN. Dissowve, OwO thick ÚwÚ cwoud, ÚwÚ and wain, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say +The UwU gods themsewves ^-^ do weep. +CLEOPATRA. :3 This proves me ;;w;; base. +>w< If ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ cuwwed ^.^ Antony, +He'll ^-^ make >_> demand >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend UwU that ÚwÚ kiss +^w^ Which :3 is my >w< heaven ^-^ to have. ^w^ Come, :3 thou x3 mowtaw >_< wwetch, +uWu [To OwO an >_> asp, ;;w;; which ^.^ she xDD appwies ^-^ to xDD hew breast] +x3 With >w< thy shawp UwU teeth :3 this knot intwinsicate +x3 Of life at UwU once UwU untie. OwO Poow ^.^ venyomous fool, +Be :3 angwy ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. :3 O uWu couwdst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, +:33 That I UwU might hear ÚwÚ thee caww gweat Caesar ;;w;; ass +>w< Unpowicied! +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O xDD Eastewn ^.^ staw! +CLEOPATRA. Peace, :3 peace! +Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see my baby at my uWu bweast +:33 That ^w^ sucks OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 asweep? +>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, break! :33 O, break! +CLEOPATRA. UwU As ^w^ sweet as x3 bawm, as ^.^ soft as :3 aiw, as gentwe- +:3 O Antony! ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee xDD too: +xDD [Appwying another asp ^-^ to xDD hew awm] +What shouwd I OwO stay- ;;w;; [Dies] +>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In :3 this :3 viwe world? UwU So, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +Nyow boast ^.^ thee, >_< death, in >w< thy UwU possession :3 wies +OwO A OwO wass :33 unpawawwew'd. Downy windows, ^-^ cwose; +And gowden ÚwÚ Phoebus never >w< be x3 behewd +x3 Of eyes UwU again OwO so royal! Your x3 cwown's :3 awwy; +I'll OwO mend ^.^ it ÚwÚ and then >w< pway- + +x3 Entew OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ wushing in + +OwO FIWST GUAWD. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Speak :33 softwy, :3 wake xDD hew not. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< sent- +>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Too uWu swow :3 a messenger. [Applies OwO an :3 asp] +:33 O, come :3 apace, UwU dispatch. I pawtwy ;;w;; feew thee. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. Appwoach, UwU ho! x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot weww: Caesar's beguiw'd. +x3 SECOND GUAWD. There's ;;w;; Dowabewwa x3 sent ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; caww >_> him. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. What wowk :3 is :3 hewe! Charmian, :3 is :3 this ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? +>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting uWu fow :3 a princes +:33 Descended >_> of OwO so many :33 woyaw ^.^ kings. +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ sowdiew! xDD [CHAWMIAN dies] + +;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA + +DOLABELLA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it hewe? +x3 SECOND GUAWD. ^-^ Aww UwU dead. +DOLABELLA. Caesaw, >w< thy >_> thoughts +Touch theiw effects in ÚwÚ this. :33 Thysewf art UwU coming +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the dreaded ^.^ act ;;w;; which :3 thou +^w^ So sought'st ^-^ to hinder. +^w^ [Within: 'A uWu way there, :3 a uWu way uWu fow Caesaw!'] + +;;w;; We-entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain + +DOLABELLA. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe xDD too ^w^ suwe OwO an augurer: +:33 That you >_> did ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< donye. +CAESAW. >_> Bwavest at OwO the ^w^ wast, +She OwO weveww'd at ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and being :33 woyaw, +>_< Took xDD hew >_> own way. The manner >_> of theiw deaths? +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see them bweed. +DOLABELLA. OwO Who ÚwÚ was last with >w< them? +OwO FIWST GUAWD. OwO A ÚwÚ simpwe :33 countwyman UwU that ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ figs. +:3 This ÚwÚ was his x3 basket. +CAESAW. UwU Poison'd xDD then. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 O Caesaw, +:3 This Charmian uWu wiv'd uWu but UwU nyow; ^.^ she ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and ^.^ spake. +I ;;w;; found xDD hew UwU twimming OwO up OwO the diadem +uWu On xDD hew UwU dead OwO mistwess. >_> Twembwingwy ^.^ she OwO stood, +And uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden dropp'd. +CAESAW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< weaknyess! +>w< If uWu they xDD had swawwow'd :3 poison 'twouwd :3 appeaw +By ^-^ extewnyaw swelling; uWu but ^.^ she looks >_< wike >w< sweep, +UwU As ^.^ she would catch another Antony +UwU In xDD hew >w< stwong >_< toiw >_> of >_< gwace. +DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Hewe uWu on xDD hew uWu bweast +Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 vent >_> of blood, ÚwÚ and xDD something bwown; +The >_< wike :3 is uWu on xDD hew arm. +OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 This :3 is OwO an uWu aspic's OwO twaiw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD fig-weaves +>_< Have ^.^ swime x3 upon ;;w;; them, such as th' aspic leaves +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ caves >_> of Nyiwe. +CAESAW. uWu Most pwobabwe +:33 That OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; uWu fow xDD hew physician uWu tewws me +She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd conclusions >_< infinyite +x3 Of :33 easy ^-^ ways ^-^ to ^-^ die. ;;w;; Take OwO up xDD hew :33 bed, +And bear xDD hew >w< women ^-^ fwom OwO the monument. +She uWu shaww >w< be buwied uWu by xDD hew Antony; +:3 Nyo grave x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth uWu shaww ^w^ cwip in ^.^ it +OwO A paiw OwO so ÚwÚ famous. High >w< events as ^.^ these +Stwike x3 those UwU that ^-^ make them; ÚwÚ and theiw story :3 is +:3 Nyo less in ^-^ pity than his >_> gwowy ;;w;; which +Brought them ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. Our ;;w;; awmy uWu shaww +UwU In sowemn show ^.^ attend :3 this OwO funyewaw, +And then ^-^ to Rome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ Dowabewwa, UwU see +High owdew in :3 this gweat >w< sowemnyity. >_< Exeunt + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +:3 1601 + +:33 AS uWu YOU LIKE ^.^ IT + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^w^ PEWSONyAE. + +;;w;; DUKE, :3 wiving in exiwe +FREDERICK, his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and UwU usuwpew >_> of his UwU dominyions +AMIENS, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke +^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +>w< WE ;;w;; BEAU, :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew :33 attending x3 upon >_< Fwedewick +^.^ CHAWWES, UwU wwestwew ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick +^-^ OWIVEW, :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de :33 Boys +^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:3 OWWANDO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +>w< ADAM, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >_< Owivew +^-^ DENNyIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, OwO the couwt >_> jestew +ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT, :3 a vicaw +COWIN, shephewd +>_> SIWVIUS, ^w^ " +uWu WIWWIAM, :3 a ;;w;; countwy fewwow, in love with ^w^ Audwey +OwO A person :3 wepwesenting :33 HYMEN + +UwU WOSAWIND, daughter ^-^ to OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke +:3 CEWIA, daughter ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick +UwU PHEBE, :3 a >_< shephewdes +AUDWEY, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench + +>w< Wowds, ;;w;; Pages, >_> Fowestews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +:33 OWIVEW'S >_< house; FWEDEWICK'S >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Owchawd >_> of :33 OWIVEW'S house + +x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM + +^-^ OWWANDO. UwU As I :33 wemembew, uWu Adam, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 upon :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ bequeathed +me uWu by uWu wiww uWu but UwU poow :3 a ^w^ thousand cwowns, :3 and, as :3 thou >w< say'st, +UwU chawged my :33 bwothew, uWu on his OwO bwessing, ^-^ to breed me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and there +begins my UwU sadnyess. UwU My bwothew >w< Jaques ^.^ he >_< keeps at school, ÚwÚ and +wepowt ^-^ speaks x3 gowdenwy >_> of his uWu pwofit. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^.^ he >_< keeps me +^w^ wusticawwy at home, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, ^w^ stays me here at +UwU home ^.^ unkept; uWu fow caww you UwU that UwU keeping uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of my +biwth UwU that :3 diffews ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ stawwing >_> of OwO an ;;w;; ox? His howses awe +bwed bettew; for, >w< besides UwU that uWu they awe fair with theiw feeding, +uWu they awe ^w^ taught theiw manage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end >w< widews dearly +:33 hiw'd; uWu but OwO I, his :33 bwothew, >_< gain nyothing uWu undew him uWu but uWu gwowth; uWu fow +OwO the ;;w;; which his animals uWu on his UwU dunghiwws awe as >w< much bound ^-^ to him +as :3 I. Besides :3 this nyothing UwU that ^.^ he OwO so pwentifuwwy gives uWu me, OwO the +xDD something UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe >_> gave me his countenance uWu seems ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom +>_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU wets me :33 feed with his uWu hinds, :33 baws me OwO the place >_> of :3 a +:33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as in him :3 wies, xDD minyes my gentiwity with my +OwO education. :3 This :3 is it, uWu Adam, UwU that ÚwÚ gwieves me; ÚwÚ and OwO the spirit >_> of +my fathew, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think :3 is within uWu me, begins ^-^ to UwU mutiny x3 against +:3 this :33 sewvitude. I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe it, >w< though ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo +xDD wise ^.^ wemedy how ^-^ to UwU avoid it. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW + +ADAM. Yondew comes my :3 mastew, >_> youw brother. +^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Go apawt, uWu Adam, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear how ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< shake me +:33 up. >_> [ADAM :3 wetiwes] +OLIVER. Nyow, :3 siw! what ^-^ make you hewe? +^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Nyothing; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ taught ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ any >_> thing. +OLIVER. What mar you then, sir? +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am hewping you ^-^ to mar UwU that ;;w;; which :3 God made, :3 a +UwU poow unworthy bwothew >_> of xDD youws, with >_> idwenyess. +OLIVER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< be better >_< empwoyed, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU nyought >_> awhiwe. +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Shaww I ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< hogs, ÚwÚ and xDD eat xDD husks with >w< them? What +:33 pwodigaw portion ^.^ have I spent UwU that I shouwd come ^-^ to such xDD penyuwy? +OLIVER. xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you awe, sir? +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, vewy ;;w;; weww; here in >_> youw x3 owchawd. +OLIVER. xDD Knyow you before whom, sir? +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, better than him I x3 am before knows >_> me. I xDD knyow you awe +my ewdest brother; ÚwÚ and in OwO the gentwe ^.^ condition >_> of blood, you +shouwd OwO so xDD knyow >_> me. The couwtesy >_> of >_< nyations allows you my better +in UwU that you awe OwO the ^w^ fiwst-bown; uWu but OwO the >_> same ^.^ twadition ^-^ takes ^.^ nyot +away my blood, ;;w;; wewe there twenty bwothews ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. I ^.^ have as +>w< much >_> of my fathew in me as you, :3 awbeit I x3 confess >_> youw UwU coming +before me :3 is nearer ^-^ to his x3 wevewence. +OLIVER. >_> What, :33 boy! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, you awe xDD too x3 young in ÚwÚ this. +OLIVER. uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on uWu me, >w< viwwain? +^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am nyo villain; I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de +>_> Boys. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ thwice :3 a villain UwU that :33 says such +:3 a fathew ;;w;; begot ^.^ viwwains. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot my :33 bwothew, I would ^.^ nyot +UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ tiww :3 this uWu othew xDD had uWu puww'd >_< out >w< thy +:33 tongue uWu fow ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou >_> has ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on thysewf. +ADAM. >_> [Coming forward] ^.^ Sweet masters, >w< be patient; uWu fow >_> youw >_< fathew's +x3 wemembwance, >w< be at accord. +OLIVER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, I >w< say. +^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww I pwease; you uWu shaww hear >_> me. UwU My fathew +OwO chawg'd you in his uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give me good :33 education: you ^.^ have +>w< twain'd me >_< wike :3 a peasant, >_< obscuwing ÚwÚ and UwU hiding ^-^ fwom me >w< aww +gentleman-like ^w^ quawities. The spirit >_> of my fathew grows >w< stwong in +uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; OwO thewefowe awwow me such +exercises as ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ ow ^w^ give me OwO the UwU poow +allottery my fathew weft me uWu by :33 testament; with UwU that I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ buy +my UwU fowtunyes. +OLIVER. And what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Beg, when UwU that :3 is UwU spent? Weww, ;;w;; siw, +>_< get you in. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wong >w< be twoubwed with OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ have +>w< some part >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. +^-^ OWWANDO. I nyo further offend you than >_< becomes me uWu fow my :33 good. +OLIVER. UwU Get you with ^w^ him, you ^.^ owd >_< dog. +ADAM. ^-^ Is 'owd dog' my reward? uWu Most true, I ^.^ have lost my UwU teeth in +>_> youw uWu sewvice. :3 God >w< be with my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke +such :3 a :33 wowd. +>_< Exeunt ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM +OLIVER. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? xDD Begin you ^-^ to gwow x3 upon x3 me? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic +>_> youw rankness, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give nyo ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns nyeithew. Howwa, +Dennyis! + +x3 Entew DENNIS + +>w< DENNyIS. :3 Cawws >_> youw >w< wowship? +OLIVER. ^.^ nyot Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wwestwew, here ^-^ to speak with x3 me? +>w< DENNyIS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ he :3 is here at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and importunes access +^-^ to you. +OLIVER. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit >_< DENNyIS] 'Twiww >w< be :3 a good OwO way; ÚwÚ and +to-morrow OwO the wrestling is. + +x3 Entew CHAWWES + +CHARLES. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw worship. +OLIVER. Good :33 Monsieuw Charles! What's OwO the OwO nyew UwU nyews at OwO the OwO nyew +couwt? +CHARLES. There's nyo UwU nyews at OwO the couwt, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the ^.^ owd news; UwU that +;;w;; is, OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke :3 is >w< banyished uWu by his ^.^ youngew bwothew OwO the OwO nyew Duke; +ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :33 woving uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< put themsewves OwO into ^.^ vowuntawy +exiwe with ^w^ him, uWu whose x3 wands ÚwÚ and revenues UwU enwich OwO the OwO nyew Duke; +OwO thewefowe ^.^ he gives them good xDD weave ^-^ to wandew. +OLIVER. ^w^ Can you tell ^-^ if Rosalind, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, >w< be >w< banyished +with xDD hew fathew? +CHARLES. :33 O, no; uWu fow OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO so loves UwU hew, +being >w< evew ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; cwadwes bwed togethew, UwU that ^.^ she would ^.^ have +^-^ fowwowed xDD hew x3 exiwe, ^w^ ow ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ to stay >_> behind :3 hew. She :3 is at +OwO the couwt, ÚwÚ and nyo less bewuvd >_> of xDD hew uncwe than his >_> own +^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and never two ;;w;; wadies loved as uWu they do. +OLIVER. :3 Whewe uWu wiww OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke live? +CHARLES. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is already in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden, ÚwÚ and :3 a many +>_> mewwy x3 men with him; ÚwÚ and there uWu they live >_< wike OwO the ^.^ owd uWu Wobin Hood +>_> of Engwand. ^.^ They uWu say many x3 young gentlemen flock ^-^ to him every day, +ÚwÚ and fleet OwO the UwU time cawewesswy, as uWu they >_> did in OwO the gowden world. +OLIVER. >_> What, you wrestle to-morrow before OwO the OwO nyew OwO Duke? +CHARLES. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ do OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and I came ^-^ to :3 acquaint you with :3 a +OwO mattew. I x3 am uWu given, ;;w;; siw, secwetwy ^-^ to undewstand UwU that >_> youw ^.^ youngew +:33 bwothew, >_< Owwando, ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ disposition ^-^ to come in ÚwÚ disguis'd x3 against +me ^-^ to twy :3 a OwO faww. :3 To-mowwow, ;;w;; siw, I wrestle uWu fow my credit; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +UwU that >_> escapes me ^-^ without >w< some ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb uWu shaww x3 acquit him :33 weww. +Your bwothew :3 is uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and tender; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw love, I would +>w< be loath ^-^ to :33 foiw ^w^ him, as I xDD must, uWu fow my >_> own xDD honyouw, ^-^ if ^.^ he come +in; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< out >_> of my love ^-^ to you, I came UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 acquaint +you ^-^ withaw, UwU that ;;w;; eithew you UwU might stay him ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ intendment, +^w^ ow ^.^ bwook such >w< disgwace ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he uWu shaww run UwU into, in UwU that ^.^ it :3 is +xDD thing >_> of his >_> own >_> seawch ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew x3 against my uWu wiww. +OLIVER. Charles, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy love ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt +find I uWu wiww UwU most kindwy requite. I xDD had ^-^ mysewf nyotice >_> of my +>_< bwothew's OwO puwpose herein, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have uWu by undewhand :3 means laboured ^-^ to +^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is resolute. I'll tell ^.^ thee, +Charles, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< stubbownyest x3 young :3 fewwow >_> of xDD Fwance; :33 fuww >_> of +^-^ ambition, OwO an ÚwÚ envious emulator >_> of every ÚwÚ man's good :33 pawts, :3 a >w< secwet +ÚwÚ and >_< viwwainyous >w< contwivew x3 against me his :3 nyatuwaw brother. +OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use >w< thy discretion: I xDD had as OwO wief :3 thou didst >_< bweak his +neck as his finger. And :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best ÚwÚ wook to't; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou +OwO dost him ^-^ any ^w^ swight UwU disgwace, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ mightiwy OwO gwace +^-^ himsewf uWu on ^.^ thee, ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise x3 against ÚwÚ thee uWu by poison, entwap +ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< some treacherous OwO device, ÚwÚ and never xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he +;;w;; hath ta'en >w< thy life uWu by >w< some OwO indiwect :3 means ^w^ ow other; for, I +assuwe ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost with ;;w;; teaws I speak it, there :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye +OwO so x3 young ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< viwwainyous :3 this :3 day living. I speak uWu but xDD bwothewwy +>_> of him; uWu but shouwd I ;;w;; anyatomize him ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, I >w< must x3 bwush +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wondew. +CHARLES. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy ^.^ gwad I came UwU hithew ^-^ to you. >w< If ^.^ he come +to-morrow I'll ^w^ give him his ;;w;; payment. >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he >w< go :3 awonye uWu again, +I'll never wrestle uWu fow UwU pwize more. And so, :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! +Exit +OLIVER. Faweweww, good Charles. Nyow uWu wiww I :33 stiw :3 this gamester. I +>w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see OwO an ^-^ end >_> of him; uWu fow my >_> souw, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, +OwO hates nyothing ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. >_> Yet :33 he's gentle; never school'd ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet learned; :33 fuww >_> of x3 nyobwe >w< device; >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts enchantingwy +beloved; :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and +>w< especiawwy >_> of my >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 best xDD knyow ^w^ him, UwU that I x3 am +^-^ awtogethew mispwised. But ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so xDD wong; :3 this UwU wwestwew +uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw all. Nyothing remains uWu but UwU that I uWu kindwe OwO the :3 boy +:33 thithew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow I'll >w< go OwO about. Exit + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A lawn before OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA + +CELIA. I pray ^.^ thee, Rosalind, ^w^ sweet my *shuffles closer* coz, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +ROSALIND. UwU Deaw uWu Cewia, I show ^-^ mowe uWu miwth than I x3 am ^w^ mistwess >w< of; ÚwÚ and +would you ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; wewe merrier? >_< Unwess you :33 couwd teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget +:3 a >w< banyished fathew, you >w< must ^.^ nyot learn me how ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ any +uWu extwaowdinyawy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +CELIA. ÚwÚ Hewein I UwU see :3 thou lov'st me ^.^ nyot with OwO the :33 fuww OwO weight UwU that I +love thee. >w< If my uncwe, >w< thy >w< banyished fathew, xDD had >w< banyished >w< thy +uncwe, OwO the UwU Duke my fathew, OwO so :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been still with uWu me, I +:33 couwd ^.^ have ^w^ taught my love ^-^ to UwU take >w< thy fathew uWu fow mine; OwO so wouldst +thou, ^-^ if OwO the >w< twuth >_> of >w< thy love ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe OwO so xDD wighteouswy tempew'd +as >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to thee. +ROSALIND. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of my ^w^ estate, ^-^ to +uWu wejoice in ^w^ youws. +CELIA. You xDD knyow my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo >w< chiwd uWu but OwO I, :3 nyow UwU nyonye :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to +^.^ have; :3 and, truly, when ^.^ he >_> dies :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be his xDD heiw; uWu fow what +^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken away ^-^ fwom >w< thy fathew :33 pewfowce, I uWu wiww render ÚwÚ thee +UwU again in UwU affection. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, I wiww; ÚwÚ and when I >_< bweak UwU that +^-^ oath, let me xDD tuwn monster; ^.^ thewefowe, my ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wose, my dear +^-^ Wose, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +ROSALIND. From ^w^ hencefowth I wiww, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and devise xDD spowts. +>_> Wet me xDD see; what ÚwÚ think you >_> of fawwing in love? +CELIA. x3 Mawwy, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu spowt withal; uWu but love nyo man +in good >_< eawnyest, :3 nyow nyo further in uWu spowt neither than with >_> safety +>_> of :3 a ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwush :3 thou uWu mayst in uWu honyouw come x3 off again. +ROSALIND. What uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw sport, ^.^ then? +CELIA. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the good housewife >_> Fowtunye ^-^ fwom xDD hew +wheew, UwU that xDD hew x3 gifts ^-^ may ^w^ hencefowth >w< be bestowed uWu equawwy. +ROSALIND. I would ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do >w< so; uWu fow xDD hew benefits awe ^w^ mightiwy +mispwaced; ÚwÚ and OwO the bountiful uWu bwind ^-^ woman doth UwU most >_> mistake in xDD hew +x3 gifts ^-^ to >w< women. +CELIA. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes fair ^.^ she scarce makes +^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes >w< honyest ^.^ she makes vewy +iww-favouwedwy. +ROSALIND. >_< Nyay; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's >w< office ^-^ to :33 Nyatuwe's: +>_> Fowtunye reigns in x3 gifts >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 winyeaments >_> of +Nature. + +x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE + +CELIA. Nyo; when :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a fair creature, ^-^ may ^.^ she ^.^ nyot uWu by +>_> Fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the xDD fiwe? ^-^ Though :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO us ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to +fwout at ;;w;; Fowtunye, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_> Fowtunye x3 sent in :3 this OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off +OwO the OwO awgument? +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Indeed, there :3 is >_> Fowtunye xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow uWu Nyatuwe, when +>_> Fowtunye makes x3 Nyatuwe's :3 nyatuwaw OwO the ^-^ cuttew-off >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's wit. +CELIA. Peradventure :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot Fowtunye's wowk neither, uWu but +>w< Nyatuwe's, ^-^ who perceiveth ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD wits xDD too :33 duww ^-^ to reason >_> of +such :3 goddesses, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent :3 this :3 nyatuwaw uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ whetstonye; uWu fow +:33 awways OwO the dullness >_> of OwO the OwO foow :3 is OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of OwO the UwU wits. OwO How +nyow, :3 wit! Whither ÚwÚ wandew you? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Mistwess, you >w< must come away ^-^ to >_> youw father. +CELIA. Were you :3 made OwO the ^w^ messengew? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, uWu by >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu but I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; bid ^-^ to come uWu fow you. +ROSALIND. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawnyed you UwU that ^-^ oath, xDD foow? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain x3 knyight UwU that :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw uWu they ;;w;; wewe +good pancakes, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw OwO the :33 mustawd ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyaught. +Nyow I'll ^.^ stand ^-^ to it, OwO the pancakes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ nyaught ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 mustawd +ÚwÚ was uWu good, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 knyight ^-^ fowswown. +CELIA. OwO How ^w^ pwuv you UwU that, in OwO the gweat ^-^ heap >_> of >_> youw >_> knyowwedge? +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow unmuzzwe >_> youw xDD wisdom. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Stand you uWu both :3 fowth nyow: OwO stwoke >_> youw chins, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw +uWu by >_> youw beawds UwU that I x3 am :3 a knave. +CELIA. By ^-^ ouw beawds, ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had ;;w;; them, :3 thou awt. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ÚwÚ knyavewy, ^-^ if I xDD had it, then I :3 wewe. But ^-^ if you +uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that UwU that ;;w;; nyot, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowswown; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ was :3 this +:3 knyight, sweawing uWu by his xDD honyouw, uWu fow ^.^ he never xDD had any; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he +^-^ had, ^.^ he xDD had sworn ^.^ it away before >w< evew ^.^ he ^-^ saw x3 those OwO pancackes ^w^ ow +UwU that mustawd. +CELIA. Prithee, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that :3 thou ^w^ mean'st? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Onye UwU that ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Fwedewick, >_> youw fathew, ^w^ wuvs. +CELIA. UwU My >_< fathew's love :3 is enough ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_> him. ^-^ Enyough, speak nyo +^-^ mowe >_> of him; ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow OwO taxation ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that fools ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak wisewy what xDD wise +x3 men ^-^ do x3 foowishwy. +CELIA. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou >_> sayest true; uWu fow >_< since OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ wit UwU that +fools ^.^ have ÚwÚ was >w< siwenced, OwO the wittwe foolery UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have +makes :3 a gweat show. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. + +x3 Entew >w< WE BEAU + +ROSALIND. x3 With his OwO mouth :33 fuww >_> of news. +CELIA. ^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< put uWu on OwO us as pigeons :33 feed theiw young. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO nyews-cwamm'd. +CELIA. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe mawketabwe. Bon x3 jouw, +:33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. What's OwO the x3 nyews? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, you ^.^ have lost >w< much good sport. +CELIA. Sport! >_> of what ;;w;; cowouw? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. What >_< cowouw, OwO madam? OwO How uWu shaww I ÚwÚ answew you? +ROSALIND. UwU As ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Ow as OwO the Destinies decwees. +CELIA. ^.^ Weww said; UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> waid uWu on with :3 a trowel. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot my :33 wank- +ROSALIND. Thou wosest >w< thy ^.^ owd smeww. +>w< WE >w< BEAU. You amaze uWu me, ladies. I would ^.^ have told you >_> of good +OwO wwestwing, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO sight >_> of. +ROSALIND. >_> Yet tell OwO us OwO the manner >_> of OwO the wrestling. +>w< WE >w< BEAU. I uWu wiww tell you OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, :3 and, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw +ladyships, you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the :3 end; uWu fow OwO the :33 best :3 is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to do; ÚwÚ and +;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe you awe, uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. +CELIA. Weww, OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, UwU that :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and buwied. +>w< WE >w< BEAU. Thewe comes OwO an ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his three x3 sons- +CELIA. I :33 couwd ^-^ match :3 this beginning with OwO an ^.^ owd >_> tawe. +>w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Thwee pwopew x3 young ^-^ men, >_> of excellent xDD gwowth ÚwÚ and presence. +ROSALIND. x3 With ^.^ biwws uWu on theiw necks: uWu 'Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto >w< aww x3 men uWu by +^.^ these uWu pwesents'- +>w< WE >w< BEAU. The ewdest >_> of OwO the three wrestled with Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's +>w< wwestwew; ;;w;; which Charles in :3 a ;;w;; moment >w< thwew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke three >_> of +his ribs, UwU that there :3 is wittwe >w< hope >_> of life in >_> him. ^w^ So ^.^ he sewv'd +OwO the ^-^ second, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the third. Yondew uWu they >_> wie; OwO the UwU poow ^.^ owd man, +theiw fathew, :33 making such ^w^ pitifuw dole xDD uvw them UwU that >w< aww OwO the +*twerks* behowdews UwU take his part with UwU weeping. +ROSALIND. Alas! +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. But what :3 is OwO the sport, uWu monsieuw, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have +lost? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this UwU that I speak >_> of. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Thus x3 men ^-^ may gwow uWu wisew every day. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time +UwU that >w< evew I heard breaking >_> of xDD wibs ÚwÚ was uWu spowt uWu fow ladies. +CELIA. Ow OwO I, I pwomise thee. +ROSALIND. But :3 is there ^-^ any ewse longs ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^w^ bwoken music in +his :33 sides? ^-^ Is there ÚwÚ yet another dotes x3 upon UwU wib-bweaking? :33 Shaww ^-^ we +UwU see :3 this OwO wwestwing, ^-^ cousin? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. You xDD must, ^-^ if you stay xDD hewe; uWu fow here :3 is OwO the place +appointed uWu fow OwO the OwO wwestwing, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. +CELIA. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; suwe, uWu they awe >w< coming. >_> Wet OwO us :3 nyow stay ÚwÚ and UwU see it. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, LORDS, :3 OWWANDO, +^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +FREDERICK. Come OwO on; >_< since OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> entweated, his >_> own +peril uWu on his forwardness. +ROSALIND. ^-^ Is :33 yondew OwO the man? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Even >_< he, ÚwÚ madam. +CELIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ^.^ young; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks UwU successfuwwy. +FREDERICK. OwO How nyow, daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cousin! uWu Awe you crept UwU hithew ^-^ to +UwU see OwO the >w< wwestwing? +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, my liege; OwO so >w< pwease you ^w^ give OwO us weave. +FREDERICK. You uWu wiww UwU take wittwe dewight in it, I can tell you, +there :3 is such >_> odds in OwO the xDD man. UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the :33 chawwengew's xDD youth +I would fain ^.^ dissuade ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to +^w^ him, ladies; UwU see ^-^ if you can move >_> him. +CELIA. ^-^ Caww him hithew, good :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. +FREDERICK. Do >w< so; I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be by. +^-^ [DUKE >_< FWEDEWICK :33 goes ^w^ apawt] +>w< WE >w< BEAU. :33 Monsieuw OwO the UwU Chawwengew, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess calls uWu fow you. +^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ attend them with >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and >_< duty. +ROSALIND. Young man, ^.^ have you challeng'd Charles OwO the UwU wwestwew? +^-^ OWWANDO. No, fair :33 Pwincess; ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^w^ genyewaw challenger. I come +uWu but ÚwÚ in, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, ^-^ to twy with him OwO the OwO stwength >_> of my uWu youth. +CELIA. Young ;;w;; gentweman, >_> youw uWu spiwits awe xDD too bowd uWu fow >_> youw years. +You ^.^ have uWu seen x3 cwuew >_> pwoof >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ man's >w< stwength; ^-^ if you ^-^ saw +yourself with >_> youw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow knew yourself with >_> youw judgment, OwO the +;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw adventuwe would counsew you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe >w< equaw +OwO entewpwise. We pray you, uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ embwace >_> youw >_> own +>_> safety ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this OwO attempt. +ROSALIND. uWu Do, x3 young siw; >_> youw weputation uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe >w< be +:33 mispwised: ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ^-^ ouw suit ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke UwU that OwO the +wrestling UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowwawd. +^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu beseech you, punish me ^.^ nyot with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ^-^ thoughts, +wherein I x3 confess me >w< much OwO guiwty ^-^ to deny OwO so fair ÚwÚ and excellent +;;w;; wadies ^-^ any >_> thing. But let >_> youw fair eyes ÚwÚ and gentwe :3 wishes >w< go +with me ^-^ to my x3 twiaw; wherein ^-^ if I >w< be foil'd there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye +ÚwÚ sham'd UwU that ÚwÚ was never >_< gwacious; ^-^ if >_> kiww'd, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU dead UwU that :3 is +willing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ so. I uWu shaww ^-^ do my fwiends nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu fow I ^.^ have UwU nyonye +^-^ to >_> wament me; OwO the x3 wowwd nyo injury, uWu fow in ^.^ it I ^.^ have OwO nyothing; only +in OwO the x3 wowwd I fiww OwO up :3 a place, ;;w;; which ^-^ may >w< be better supplied when +I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ empty. +ROSALIND. The wittwe OwO stwength UwU that I x3 have, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe with +you. +CELIA. And >_< minye ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out hers. +ROSALIND. Fawe you :33 weww. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven I >w< be :33 deceiv'd in xDD you! +CELIA. Your ^w^ heawt's desires >w< be with xDD you! +CHARLES. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe :3 is :3 this x3 young x3 gawwant UwU that :3 is OwO so xDD desiwous ^-^ to +lie with his mothew ÚwÚ eawth? +^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Weady, siw; uWu but his uWu wiww ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe modest working. +FREDERICK. You uWu shaww twy uWu but ^-^ onye OwO faww. +CHARLES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw Gwace, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot entweat him ^-^ to :3 a +^-^ second, UwU that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ mightiwy pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> fiwst. +^-^ OWWANDO. You UwU mean ^-^ to xDD mock me OwO aftew; you shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ mock'd me +^.^ befowe; uWu but come >_> youw xDD ways. +ROSALIND. Nyow, xDD Hewcuwes >w< be >w< thy uWu speed, x3 young ^w^ man! +CELIA. I would I ;;w;; wewe >_< invisibwe, ^-^ to catch OwO the >w< stwong :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the +leg. ^.^ [They wwestwe] +ROSALIND. :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! +CELIA. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 thundewbowt in >_< minye eye, I can tell ^-^ who shouwd +down. +:3 [CHAWWES :3 is x3 thwown. UwU Shout] +FREDERICK. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo more. +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, I uWu beseech >_> youw >w< Gwace; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww ^-^ bweath'd. +FREDERICK. OwO How OwO dost thou, Chawwes? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ He cannyot ÚwÚ speak, my :33 wowd. +FREDERICK. Beaw him >_> away. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, x3 young man? +^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Owwando, my liege; OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de +>_> Boys. +FREDERICK. I would :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 son ^-^ to >w< some man >w< ewse. +The x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd >w< thy fathew xDD honyouwabwe, +But I >_> did find him still >_< minye enyemy. +Thou shouldst ^.^ have better pleas'd me with :3 this deed, +uWu Hadst :3 thou descended ^-^ fwom another >_< house. +But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou art :3 a x3 gawwant youth; +I would :3 thou xDD hadst told me >_> of another father. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, OwO twain, ÚwÚ and >w< WE BEAU +CELIA. Were I my fathew, *shuffles closer* coz, would I ^-^ do uWu this? +^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be Sir Wowwand's UwU son, +His ^w^ youngest ^-^ son- ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot >_> change UwU that calling +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Frederick. +ROSALIND. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd Sir >_< Wowwand as his >_> souw, +And >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was >_> of my >_< fathew's mind; +Had I before OwO knyown :3 this x3 young man his UwU son, +I shouwd ^.^ have >w< given him ;;w;; teaws x3 unto :33 entweaties +Ewe ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ^.^ ventuw'd. +CELIA. ;;w;; Gentwe uWu cousin, +>_> Wet OwO us >w< go :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and encourage him; +UwU My >_< fathew's xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious ^-^ disposition +x3 Sticks me at ÚwÚ heawt. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww desewv'd; +>w< If you ^-^ do ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ pwomises in love +But justly as you ^.^ have ^w^ exceeded >w< aww ;;w;; pwomise, +Your ^w^ mistwess uWu shaww >w< be happy. +ROSALIND. Gentleman, [Giving him :3 a >w< chain ^-^ fwom xDD hew nyeck] +OwO Weaw :3 this uWu fow me; ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ suits with OwO fowtunye, +:33 That :33 couwd ^w^ give :3 mowe, uWu but UwU that xDD hew hand lacks ^w^ means. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? +CELIA. ÚwÚ Ay. Fawe you well, fair gentleman. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO 'I :3 thank >_> you'? UwU My better pawts +uWu Awe >w< aww ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; which here ^-^ stands OwO up +^-^ Is uWu but :3 a :33 quintain, :3 a mere lifeless block. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ He calls OwO us ^-^ back. UwU My uWu pwide feww with my x3 fowtunyes; +I'll ÚwÚ ask him what ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. OwO Did you ^-^ caww, sir? +>_> Siw, you ^.^ have wrestled well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uvwthwown +Mowe than >_> youw enyemies. +CELIA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? +ROSALIND. >_< Have with you. Fawe you :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA +^-^ OWWANDO. What passion OwO hangs ^.^ these uWu weights x3 upon my tongue? +I cannyot speak ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she urg'd ^w^ confewence. +:3 O UwU poow >_< Owwando, :3 thou art >_> uvwthwown! +Ow Charles ^w^ ow xDD something x3 weakew ;;w;; mastews thee. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< WE BEAU + +>w< WE >w< BEAU. Good ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do in friendship counsew you +ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this :3 pwace. :33 Awbeit you ^.^ have deserv'd +High >_> commendation, OwO twue ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and love, +>_> Yet such :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >w< Duke's ^.^ condition +:33 That ^.^ he misconstwues >w< aww UwU that you ^.^ have >w< donye. +The UwU Duke :3 is >_< humowous; what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, +Mowe ÚwÚ suits you ^-^ to >_< conceive than I ^-^ to speak >_> of. +^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you, siw; ÚwÚ and pray you tell me :33 this: +^w^ Which >_> of OwO the two ÚwÚ was daughter >_> of OwO the UwU Duke +:33 That here ÚwÚ was at OwO the >w< wwestwing? +>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Nyeithew his >_> daughtew, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; judge uWu by xDD mannyews; +But >_> yet, :3 indeed, OwO the smaller :3 is his ^-^ daughtew; +The uWu othew :3 is daughter ^-^ to OwO the banish'd Duke, +And here OwO detain'd uWu by xDD hew uWu usuwping uncwe, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his daughter xDD company; uWu whose loves +uWu Awe ^w^ deawew than OwO the :3 nyatuwaw bond >_> of ^w^ sistews. +But I can tell you UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate :3 this UwU Duke +;;w;; Hath ta'en xDD dispweasuwe >w< 'gainst his gentwe niece, +UwU Gwounded x3 upon nyo uWu othew awgument +But UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU pwaise xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew viwtues +And ^-^ pity xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew good >_< fathew's OwO sake; +And, uWu on my xDD wife, his ;;w;; mawice >w< 'gainst OwO the wady +uWu Wiww :33 suddenwy >_< bweak fowth. >_> Siw, fare you :33 weww. +xDD Heweaftew, in :3 a better x3 wowwd than this, +I uWu shaww desiwe ^-^ mowe love ÚwÚ and knowledge >_> of you. +^-^ OWWANDO. I west >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to OwO you; fare you :33 weww. +Exit >w< WE BEAU +ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ smoke OwO into OwO the OwO smothew; +From >_> tywant UwU Duke x3 unto :3 a >_> tywant brother. +But ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; Wosawind! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew CEWIA ÚwÚ and OwO WOSAWIND + +CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ cousin! >_> why, ;;w;; Wosawind! ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! +:3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? +ROSALIND. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ^-^ to thwow at :3 a >_< dog. +CELIA. No, >w< thy uWu wowds awe xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast away x3 upon >_> cuws; +thwow >w< some >_> of them at me; xDD come, ^.^ wame me with weasons. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there ;;w;; wewe two :3 cousins >_> waid uWu up, when OwO the ^-^ onye shouwd +>w< be lam'd with reasons ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew mad ^-^ without any. +CELIA. But :3 is >w< aww :3 this uWu fow >_> youw fathew? +ROSALIND. No, >w< some >_> of ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow my OwO chiwd's father. :33 O, how :33 fuww >_> of +bwiews :3 is :3 this >w< wowking-day world! +CELIA. ^.^ They awe uWu but buws, uWu cousin, ^-^ thwown x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in x3 howiday +foowewy; ^-^ if ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 twodden x3 paths, ^-^ ouw vewy ;;w;; petticoats +uWu wiww catch ^.^ them. +ROSALIND. I :33 couwd >_< shake them x3 off my coat: ^.^ these buws awe in my +ÚwÚ heawt. +CELIA. ^-^ Hem them >_> away. +ROSALIND. I would :33 twy, ^-^ if I :33 couwd x3 cwy x3 'hem' ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> him. +CELIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wrestle with >w< thy ^.^ affections. +ROSALIND. :33 O, uWu they UwU take OwO the part >_> of :3 a better UwU wwestwew than ^-^ mysewf. +CELIA. :33 O, :3 a good ^w^ wish x3 upon xDD you! You uWu wiww twy in UwU time, in UwU despite >_> of +:3 a OwO faww. But, UwU tuwnying ^.^ these :33 jests >_< out >_> of UwU sewvice, let OwO us talk in +good earnest. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possible, uWu on such :3 a >_> sudden, you shouwd ^-^ faww +OwO into OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ wiking with ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's ^w^ youngest xDD son? +ROSALIND. The UwU Duke my fathew :33 wov'd his fathew uWu deawwy. +CELIA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it OwO thewefowe ensue UwU that you shouwd love his :3 son :3 deawwy? +By :3 this >w< kind >_> of ^.^ chase I shouwd UwU hate ^w^ him, uWu fow my fathew hated his +fathew deawwy; ÚwÚ yet I UwU hate ^.^ nyot Owwando. +ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, UwU hate him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow my sake. +CELIA. UwU Why shouwd I not? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot deserve uWu weww? + +x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS + +ROSALIND. >_> Wet me love him uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you love him ^.^ because I +do. Look, here comes OwO the >_> Duke. +CELIA. x3 With his eyes :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; angew. +FREDERICK. Mistwess, uWu dispatch you with >_> youw >w< safest haste, +And >_< get you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw couwt. +ROSALIND. :33 Me, uncle? +FREDERICK. :3 You, >w< cousin. +xDD Within ^.^ these >w< ten >_< days ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou >_< beest ;;w;; found +^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu pubwic couwt as twenty miles, +Thou >_< diest uWu fow it. +ROSALIND. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, +>_> Wet me OwO the knowledge >_> of my fauwt bear with >_> me. +>w< If with ^-^ mysewf I howd intewwigence, +Ow ^.^ have >_> acquaintance with >_< minye >_> own desiwes; +>w< If UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot dweam, ^w^ ow >w< be ^.^ nyot fwantic- +UwU As I ^-^ do xDD twust I x3 am nyot- then, dear uncwe, +uWu Nyevew OwO so >w< much as in :3 a ^w^ thought unborn +OwO Did I offend >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +FREDERICK. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< aww traitors; +>w< If theiw ^w^ puwgation >_> did x3 consist in x3 wowds, +^.^ They awe as innyocent as OwO gwace itself. +>_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ÚwÚ thee UwU that I xDD twust ÚwÚ thee not. +ROSALIND. >_> Yet >_> youw ^-^ mistwust cannyot ^-^ make me :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +>_> Teww me xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; wikewihood ÚwÚ depends. +FREDERICK. Thou art >w< thy >_< fathew's ^-^ daughtew; :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. +ROSALIND. SO ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness took his :3 dukedom; +^w^ So ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness banish'd >_> him. +uWu Tweason :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ inhewited, my ^w^ wowd; +Or, ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did derive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fwiends, +What's UwU that ^-^ to x3 me? UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ twaitow. +>_> Then, good my UwU wiege, >_> mistake me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think my poverty :3 is treacherous. +CELIA. UwU Deaw suvweign, hear me speak. +FREDERICK. >w< Ay, Cewia; ^-^ we :33 stay'd xDD hew uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, +Else xDD had ^.^ she with xDD hew fathew wang'd awong. +CELIA. I >_> did ^.^ nyot then entweat ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew stay; +^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> own wemowse; +I ÚwÚ was xDD too x3 young UwU that UwU time ^-^ to >_< vawue UwU hew, +But :3 nyow I xDD knyow :3 hew. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 a >w< twaitow, +UwU Why OwO so x3 am :3 I: ^-^ we still ^.^ have >w< swept togethew, +^w^ Wose at OwO an instant, ^.^ weawn'd, :3 pway'd, xDD eat >_< togethew; +And wheresoe'er ^-^ we went, >_< wike uWu Junyo's ÚwÚ swans, +OwO Stiww ^-^ we went OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and inseparable. +FREDERICK. She :3 is xDD too subtle uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and xDD hew smoothness, +Her vewy siwence ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> patience, +^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ pity :3 hew. +Thou art :3 a >_> foow. She >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; +And :3 thou xDD wiwt show ^-^ mowe UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ viwtuous +When ^.^ she :3 is gone. ;;w;; Then open ^.^ nyot >w< thy lips. +Fiwm ÚwÚ and irrevocable :3 is my :33 doom +^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd x3 upon UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is banyish'd. +CELIA. Pronounce UwU that xDD sentence, then, uWu on uWu me, my liege; +I cannyot live >_< out >_> of xDD hew :33 company. +FREDERICK. You awe :3 a >_> foow. :3 You, niece, :3 pwovide OwO youwsewf. +>w< If you >_> outstay OwO the UwU time, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, +And in OwO the greatness >_> of my ;;w;; wowd, you ^-^ die. +>_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and LORDS +CELIA. :3 O my UwU poow ;;w;; Wosawind! Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> change >_> fathews? I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. +I chawge ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ mowe :3 gwiev'd than I ÚwÚ am. +ROSALIND. I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. +CELIA. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, >w< cousin. +ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be UwU cheewfuw. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke +;;w;; Hath banish'd uWu me, his ^.^ daughtew? +ROSALIND. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath not. +CELIA. No, ;;w;; hath not? Rosalind lacks, then, OwO the love +^w^ Which OwO teacheth ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ onye. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO sund'wed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we UwU pawt, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; giww? +Nyo; let my fathew >w< seek another :33 heiw. +OwO Thewefowe devise with me how ^-^ we ^-^ may fly, +Whither ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to bear with >_< us; +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw chawge x3 upon you, +ÚwÚ To bear >_> youw gwiefs OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ out; +>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this UwU heaven, :3 nyow at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows pawe, +Say what :3 thou x3 canst, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we go? +CELIA. ÚwÚ To >w< seek my uncwe in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, what danger uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to >w< us, +xDD Maids as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to ^w^ twavew :3 fowth OwO so :3 faw! +:3 Beauty xDD pwovoketh ;;w;; thieves sooner than >w< gowd. +CELIA. I'll >w< put ^-^ mysewf in UwU poow ÚwÚ and UwU mean attiwe, +And with :3 a >w< kind >_> of umber smiwch my ^.^ face; +The >_< wike ^-^ do OwO you; OwO so uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pass awong, +And never :33 stiw ÚwÚ assaiwants. +ROSALIND. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 bettew, +xDD Because UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common tall, +:33 That I >_> did suit me >w< aww OwO points >_< wike :3 a man? +OwO A x3 gawwant curtle-axe x3 upon my thigh, +OwO A ^-^ boaw UwU speaw in my >w< hand; uWu and- in my OwO heawt +Wie there what ;;w;; hidden :3 woman's ;;w;; feaw there wiww- +>w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a x3 swashing ÚwÚ and :3 a martial ^-^ outside, +UwU As many uWu othew xDD mannyish cowards ^.^ have +:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ outface ^.^ it with theiw sembwances. +CELIA. What uWu shaww I caww ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou art :3 a man? +ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo >_< wowse :3 a name than ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own x3 page, +And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook you caww me >w< Ganymede. +But what uWu wiww you >w< be call'd? +CELIA. OwO Something UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 wefewence ^-^ to my ;;w;; state: +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu Cewia, uWu but UwU Awienya. +ROSALIND. But, uWu cousin, what ^-^ if ^-^ we assay'd ^-^ to >_< steaw +The ^w^ cwownyish OwO foow >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's couwt? +Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twavew? +CELIA. He'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong o'ew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd with me; +Weave me :3 awonye ^-^ to ^w^ woo >_> him. Let's ^w^ away, +And >_< get ^-^ ouw jewews ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wealth >_< togethew; +:33 Devise OwO the OwO fittest UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< safest uWu way +ÚwÚ To hide OwO us ^-^ fwom uWu puwsuit UwU that uWu wiww >w< be :3 made +:33 Aftew my fwight. Nyow >w< go ^-^ we in ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To wibewty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to banishment. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden + +x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three LORDS, >_< wike foresters + +DUKE SENIOR. Nyow, my ^.^ co-mates ÚwÚ and bwothews in x3 exiwe, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd UwU custom :3 made :3 this life ^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet +>w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ painted ÚwÚ pomp? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods +Mowe free ^-^ fwom peril than OwO the ÚwÚ envious couwt? +;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; feew ^-^ we ^.^ nyot OwO the penyawty >_> of uWu Adam, +The UwU seasons' difference; as OwO the icy fang +And :33 chuwwish chiding >_> of OwO the wintew's wind, +^w^ Which when ^.^ it bites ÚwÚ and uWu bwows x3 upon my body, +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww I xDD shwink with cold, I >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu say +>_< 'This :3 is nyo fwattewy; ^.^ these awe counsewwows +:33 That >w< feewingwy >_< pewsuade me what I >w< am.' +^.^ Sweet awe OwO the :3 uses >_> of ^-^ advewsity, +>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the x3 toad, >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and :3 venyomous, +OwO Weaws ÚwÚ yet :3 a pwecious >_> jewew in his ÚwÚ head; +And :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD wife, :3 exempt ^-^ fwom uWu pubwic :33 haunt, +>_> Finds ^.^ tongues in trees, :33 books in OwO the x3 wunnying bwooks, +Sewmons in ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and good in uWu evewything. +I would ^.^ nyot >_> change it. +>w< AMIENS. x3 Happy :3 is >_> youw Gwace, +:33 That can :3 twanswate OwO the xDD stubbownnyess >_> of >_> fowtunye +x3 Into OwO so >_> quiet ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< stywe. +DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO us venison? +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it iwks me OwO the UwU poow ^w^ dappwed fools, +>_> Being ÚwÚ nyative :3 buwghews >_> of :3 this desewt >_< city, +Shouwd, in theiw >_> own ÚwÚ confinyes, with ^-^ fowked :3 heads +>_< Have theiw x3 wound haunches OwO gow'd. +OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, +The >_> mewanchowy >w< Jaques ÚwÚ gwieves at UwU that; +And, in UwU that kind, >_< sweaws you ^-^ do ^-^ mowe usurp +>w< Than doth >_> youw bwothew UwU that ;;w;; hath banish'd you. +uWu To-day my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Amiens ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +OwO Did >_< steaw >_> behind him as ^.^ he uWu way ÚwÚ awong +^.^ Undew OwO an xDD oak uWu whose >_> antique >w< woot uWu peeps >_< out +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ bwook UwU that >_< bwawws ÚwÚ awong :3 this xDD wood! +ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; which place :3 a UwU poow ^w^ sequest'wed >_> stag, +:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< huntew's ^-^ aim xDD had ta'en :3 a huwt, +OwO Did come ^-^ to wanguish; :3 and, :3 indeed, my lord, +The wwetched ^-^ anyimaw ^-^ heav'd :3 fowth such groans +:33 That theiw >w< dischawge >_> did ;;w;; stwetch his leathern :3 coat +>w< Awmost ^-^ to x3 buwsting; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big x3 wound ;;w;; teaws +:33 Couws'd ^-^ onye another ;;w;; down his innyocent nyose +UwU In >w< piteous chase; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU haiwy fool, +^.^ Much marked >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy ^.^ Jaques, +x3 Stood uWu on th' UwU extwemest >_> vewge >_> of OwO the swift brook, +Augmenting ^.^ it with uWu teaws. +DUKE SENIOR. But what ^w^ said Jaques? +OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu mowawize :3 this ^-^ spectacwe? +OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, yes, OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu simiwes. +First, uWu fow his weeping OwO into OwO the needless ^.^ stweam: +^.^ 'Poow deew,' OwO quoth ^.^ he 'thou ;;w;; mak'st :3 a >_< testament +UwU As >_> wowwdwings uWu do, giving >w< thy sum >_> of ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which xDD had xDD too :3 much.' >_> Then, being there xDD awonye, +x3 Weft ÚwÚ and UwU abandonyed >_> of his OwO vewvet xDD fwiends: +^-^ ''Tis ^-^ wight'; OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD 'thus >w< misewy doth part +The ;;w;; fwux >_> of ;;w;; company.' ^-^ Anyon, :3 a >_> cawewess >_> hewd, +>w< Fuww >_> of OwO the >_> pastuwe, :33 jumps ÚwÚ awong uWu by him +And never ^w^ stays ^-^ to gweet >_> him. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth >w< Jaques +^.^ 'Sweep OwO on, you UwU fat ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy citizens; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just OwO the xDD fashion. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook +:3 Upon UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoken bankrupt there?' +ÚwÚ Thus UwU most invectively ^.^ he :3 piewceth OwO thwough +The ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the xDD countwy, >_< city, couwt, +xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw life; sweawing UwU that ^-^ we +uWu Awe mere xDD usuwpews, :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^.^ wowse, +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the >_< anyimaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww them OwO up +UwU In theiw >_> assign'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative dwewwing-pwace. +DUKE SENIOR. And >_> did you xDD weave him in :3 this >_< contempwation? +x3 SECOND LORD. We :33 did, my lord, weeping ÚwÚ and OwO commenting +:3 Upon OwO the :33 sobbing deer. +DUKE SENIOR. Show me OwO the >w< pwace; +I love ^-^ to :33 cope him in ^.^ these sullen >w< fits, +>_< Fow then :33 he's :33 fuww >_> of OwO mattew. +OwO FIWST LORD. I'll bwing you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS + +FREDERICK. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that nyo man ^-^ saw >w< them? +^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; >w< some >_< viwwains >_> of my couwt +uWu Awe >_> of consent ÚwÚ and sufferance in ÚwÚ this. +OwO FIWST LORD. I cannyot hear >_> of ^-^ any UwU that >_> did UwU see :3 hew. +The uWu wadies, xDD hew attendants >_> of xDD hew chambew, +:33 Saw xDD hew OwO abed, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy +^.^ They ;;w;; found OwO the bed untreasur'd >_> of theiw OwO mistwess. +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My lord, OwO the ^w^ woynyish UwU cwown, at xDD whom OwO so ^w^ oft +Your OwO Gwace ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >w< waugh, :3 is ÚwÚ awso ^w^ missing. +Hisperia, OwO the Pwincess' ^-^ gentwewoman, +UwU Confesses UwU that ^.^ she secwetwy UwU o'ewheawd +Your daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew cousin >w< much ÚwÚ commend +The pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces >_> of OwO the UwU wwestwew +:33 That >_> did uWu but lately :33 foiw OwO the sinewy :3 Chawwes; +And ^.^ she uWu bewieves, >w< whewevew uWu they awe gone, +:33 That xDD youth :3 is ^w^ suwewy in theiw :33 company. +FREDERICK. >_> Send ^-^ to his brother; ÚwÚ fetch UwU that x3 gawwant hithew. +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be absent, bwing his bwothew ^-^ to me; +I'll ^-^ make him find >_> him. Do :3 this >_> suddenwy; +And let ^.^ nyot >_> seawch ÚwÚ and inquisition quaiw +ÚwÚ To bwing UwU again ^.^ these foowish x3 wunyaways. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Before :33 OWIVEW'S house + +x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and >w< ADAM, meeting + +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Who's thewe? +ADAM. >_> What, my x3 young ^.^ mastew? :3 O my gentwe >w< mastew! +:3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< mastew! :3 O you memowy +x3 Of ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wowwand! ÚwÚ Why, what ^-^ make you hewe? +UwU Why awe you :33 viwtuous? UwU Why ^-^ do ^w^ peopwe love you? +And xDD whewefowe awe you gentle, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and vawiant? +UwU Why would you >w< be OwO so OwO fond ^-^ to overcome +The OwO bonny :3 pwizew >_> of OwO the UwU humowous OwO Duke? +Your UwU pwaise :3 is come xDD too >w< swiftwy UwU home before you. +xDD Knyow you ;;w;; nyot, :3 mastew, ^-^ to >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men +Their gwaces sewve them uWu but as enyemies? +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ do ^w^ youws. Your UwU viwtues, gentwe :3 mastew, +uWu Awe ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to you. +:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is this, when what :3 is comely +Envenoms him UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ it! +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +ADAM. :3 O OwO unhappy ^.^ youth! +Come ^.^ nyot within ^.^ these ^w^ doows; within :3 this >_< woof +The enemy >_> of >w< aww >_> youw gwaces >w< wives. +Your OwO bwothew- no, nyo brother; ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ son- +>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 son; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww him :3 son +x3 Of him I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to caww his >_> fathew- +;;w;; Hath heard >_> youw praises; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he :3 means +ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe you ;;w;; use ^-^ to >_< wie, +And you within it. >w< If ^.^ he x3 faiw >_> of UwU that, +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu othew :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut you off; +I ;;w;; uvwheawd him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ pwactices. +:3 This :3 is nyo >w< pwace; :3 this house :3 is uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ butchewy; +Abhow it, ;;w;; feaw it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew it. +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< whithew, uWu Adam, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me go? +ADAM. :3 Nyo matter >w< whithew, OwO so you come ^.^ nyot here. +^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me >w< go ÚwÚ and UwU beg my food, +Ow with :3 a base ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous >_< swowd enforce +OwO A ^w^ thievish :3 wiving uWu on OwO the ^w^ common woad? +:3 This I >w< must uWu do, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do; +>_> Yet :3 this I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, ^-^ do how I ^.^ can. +I wathew uWu wiww :33 subject me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawice +x3 Of :3 a divewted UwU bwood ÚwÚ and bwoody brother. +ADAM. But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. I ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed cwowns, +The thwifty ÚwÚ hiwe I OwO sav'd uWu undew >_> youw fathew, +^w^ Which I >_> did ^.^ stowe ^-^ to >w< be my :3 fostew-nyuwse, +When service shouwd in my ^.^ owd wimbs lie xDD wame, +And ^w^ unwegawded :3 age in ÚwÚ cownyews x3 thwown. +;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ He UwU that doth OwO the ravens >_< feed, +xDD Yea, ^-^ pwovidentwy :3 catews uWu fow OwO the UwU spawwow, +Be comfort ^-^ to my OwO age! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; gowd; +^-^ Aww :3 this I ^w^ give you. >_> Wet me >w< be >_> youw ^.^ sewvant; +^-^ Though I ÚwÚ wook >_> owd, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am >w< stwong ÚwÚ and lusty; +>_< Fow in my xDD youth I never >_> did OwO appwy +uWu Hot ÚwÚ and >w< webewwious >_< wiquows in my blood, +Nyow >_> did ^.^ nyot with unbashful fowehead ^w^ woo +The :3 means >_> of ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and debility; +OwO Thewefowe my :3 age :3 is as :3 a >w< wusty winter, +;;w;; Fwosty, uWu but kindly. >_> Wet me >w< go with OwO you; +I'll ^-^ do OwO the service >_> of :3 a ^.^ youngew man +UwU In >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >_< nyecessities. +^-^ OWWANDO. :3 O good ^.^ owd man, how ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ thee >_> appeaws +The ;;w;; constant service >_> of OwO the >_> antique UwU wowwd, +When service ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow duty, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ meed! +Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of ^.^ these times, +:3 Whewe UwU nyonye uWu wiww ÚwÚ sweat uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ pwomotion, +And having UwU that ^-^ do uWu choke theiw service OwO up +>_< Even with OwO the having; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with thee. +But, UwU poow ^.^ owd man, :3 thou ^.^ pwun'st :3 a rotten twee +:33 That cannyot OwO so >w< much as :3 a >w< bwossom ÚwÚ yiewd +UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of >w< aww >w< thy x3 pains ÚwÚ and husbandry. +But come >w< thy :33 ways, ^w^ we'ww >w< go ÚwÚ awong togethew, +And ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< thy youthfuw ^w^ wages spent +>w< We'ww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some ;;w;; settwed low ÚwÚ content. +ADAM. UwU Mastew, >w< go OwO on; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow OwO the +ÚwÚ To OwO the last gasp, with >w< twuth ÚwÚ and xDD woyawty. +From :33 seventeen years ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^w^ awmost fouw-scowe +;;w;; Hewe :33 wived OwO I, uWu but :3 nyow live here nyo more. +^.^ At :33 seventeen years many theiw :3 fowtunyes seek, +But at fouwscowe ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^.^ wate :3 a ;;w;; week; +>_> Yet >_> fowtunye cannyot ÚwÚ wecompense me better +>w< Than ^-^ to die ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my >_< mastew's x3 debtow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden + +x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND uWu fow GANYMEDE, CEWIA uWu fow ALIENA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ awias TOUCHSTONE + +ROSALIND. :3 O Jupitew, how x3 weawy awe my spiwits! +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow my spiwits, ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot weary. +ROSALIND. I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< disgwace my ÚwÚ man's :3 appawew, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but I >w< must comfort OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as +ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to show itsewf courageous ^-^ to UwU petticoat; +^.^ thewefowe, :3 couwage, good UwU Awienya. +CELIA. I pray you bear with me; I cannyot >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I xDD had wathew bear with you than bear OwO you; +ÚwÚ yet I shouwd bear nyo cross ^-^ if I >_> did bear OwO you; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think you +^.^ have nyo money in >_> youw puwse. +ROSALIND. Well,. :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Ay, :3 nyow x3 am I in Arden; OwO the ^-^ mowe OwO foow I; when I ÚwÚ was at +UwU home I ÚwÚ was in :3 a better >w< pwace; uWu but >_< twavewwews >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ content. + +x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and SILVIUS + +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< be so, good ^-^ Touchstonye. Wook you, ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, :3 a +x3 young man ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd in sowemn ^.^ tawk. +CORIN. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 scown you ^.^ stiww. +^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O ^.^ Cowin, UwU that :3 thou knew'st how I ^-^ do love her! +CORIN. I pawtwy guess; uWu fow I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ewe OwO nyow. +^.^ SIWVIUS. No, ^.^ Cowin, being >_> owd, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu guess, +^-^ Though in >w< thy xDD youth :3 thou >_< wast as OwO twue :3 a >_> wuvw +UwU As >w< evew sigh'd x3 upon :3 a xDD midnyight ÚwÚ piwwow. +But ^-^ if >w< thy love ;;w;; wewe >w< evew >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, +UwU As ^w^ suwe I ÚwÚ think >_> did never man love so, +OwO How many :33 actions UwU most :33 widicuwous +xDD Hast :3 thou >_< been :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu by >w< thy UwU fantasy? +CORIN. x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgotten. +^.^ SIWVIUS. :33 O, :3 thou didst then never love OwO so >w< heawtiwy! +>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 swightest ^.^ fowwy +:33 That >w< evew love >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee run UwU into, +Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot xDD sat as I ^-^ do nyow, +uWu Weawing >w< thy :33 heawew in >w< thy x3 mistwess' :33 pwaise, +Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom >_> company +xDD Abwuptwy, as my passion :3 nyow makes uWu me, +Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >_> wov'd. +:3 O ^w^ Phebe, ^w^ Phebe, UwU Phebe! Exit UwU Siwvius +ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! searching >_> of >w< thy :33 wound, +I ^.^ have uWu by ^-^ hawd adventuwe ;;w;; found >_< minye >w< own. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And I x3 minye. I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in love, I x3 bwoke my +>_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him UwU take UwU that uWu fow UwU coming :33 a-nyight ^-^ to +xDD Janye Smiwe; ÚwÚ and I wemembew OwO the kissing >_> of xDD hew ^.^ batwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the +xDD cow's >w< dugs UwU that xDD hew pwetty chopt ^.^ hands xDD had milk'd; ÚwÚ and I wemembew +OwO the :3 wooing >_> of >_> peascod :33 instead >_> of UwU hew; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I took two :3 cods, +ÚwÚ and giving xDD hew them uWu again, ^w^ said with weeping ;;w;; teaws ^.^ 'Weaw ^.^ these +uWu fow my ^.^ sake.' We UwU that awe OwO twue lovers run OwO into ÚwÚ stwange UwU capews; +uWu but as >w< aww :3 is x3 mowtaw in UwU nyatuwe, OwO so :3 is >w< aww ^-^ nyatuwe in love x3 mowtaw +in fowwy. +ROSALIND. Thou OwO speak'st uWu wisew than :3 thou art x3 wawe >_> of. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be x3 wawe >_> of >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ tiww I >_< bweak +my ;;w;; shins x3 against it. +ROSALIND. :33 Juv, Juv! :3 this shephewd's passion +^-^ Is >w< much x3 upon my xDD fashion. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And mine; uWu but ^.^ it grows xDD something ^-^ stawe with >_> me. +CELIA. I pray you, ^-^ onye >_> of you xDD question yond man +>w< If ^.^ he uWu fow gold uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ any uWu food; +I ^.^ faint ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Howwa, you ;;w;; cwown! +ROSALIND. Peace, OwO foow; :33 he's ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ Ensman. +CORIN. OwO Who calls? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your betters, sir. +CORIN. Else awe uWu they vewy >_> wwetched. +ROSALIND. Peace, I >w< say. Good x3 even ^-^ to you, >w< fwiend. +CORIN. And ^-^ to you, gentwe ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you all. +ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< shephewd, ^-^ if UwU that love ^w^ ow gold +^w^ Can in :3 this desewt place ^-^ buy >_> entewtainment, +>_< Bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may west uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feed. +Here's :3 a x3 young maid with ^w^ twavew >w< much :33 oppwess'd, +And faints uWu fow OwO succouw. +CORIN. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ pity UwU hew, +And OwO wish, uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >_< minye own, +UwU My :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe able ^-^ to relieve UwU hew; +But I x3 am shephewd ^-^ to another man, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sheaw OwO the :33 fweeces UwU that I >_< gwaze. +UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of :33 chuwwish >_> disposition, +And wittwe recks ^-^ to find OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< heaven +By UwU doing deeds >_> of hospitawity. +UwU Besides, his :3 cote, his fwocks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bounds >_> of >_< feed, +uWu Awe :3 nyow uWu on x3 sawe; ÚwÚ and at ^-^ ouw ^-^ sheepcote nyow, +By reason >_> of his x3 absence, there :3 is nyothing +:33 That you uWu wiww :33 feed OwO on; uWu but what ;;w;; is, come >_> see, +And in my >w< voice UwU most ^-^ wewcome uWu shaww you UwU be. +ROSALIND. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ buy his flock ÚwÚ and pastuwe? +CORIN. :33 That x3 young OwO swain UwU that you ^-^ saw here uWu but erewhile, +:33 That wittwe >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ buying ^-^ any >_> thing. +ROSALIND. I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand with ;;w;; honyesty, +>_> Buy :3 thou OwO the ÚwÚ cottage, >_> pastuwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the flock, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ to pay uWu fow ^.^ it >_> of ÚwÚ us. +CELIA. And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy wages. I >_< wike :3 this place, +And willingly :33 couwd ^.^ waste my UwU time in it. +CORIN. Assuwedwy OwO the xDD thing :3 is ^-^ to >w< be x3 sowd. +uWu Go with me; ^-^ if you >_< wike x3 upon wepowt +The soiw, OwO the :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind >_> of xDD wife, +I uWu wiww >_> youw vewy xDD faithfuw :3 feedew ^.^ be, +And ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >_> youw gold ^.^ wight suddenly. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +x3 Entew AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +SONG +>w< AMIENS. ^.^ Undew OwO the greenwood twee +OwO Who loves ^-^ to lie with uWu me, +And xDD tuwn his >_> mewwy ^-^ nyote +^.^ Unto OwO the ^w^ sweet biwd's ÚwÚ thwoat, +Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. +;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see +:3 Nyo enemy +But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. + +:3 JAQUES. More, :3 mowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. +>w< AMIENS. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^-^ make you mewanchowy, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. +:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank it. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. I can x3 suck >_> mewanchowy +>_< out >_> of :3 a song, as :3 a weasel ^w^ sucks eggs. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. +>w< AMIENS. UwU My >w< voice :3 is wagged; I xDD knyow I cannyot >w< pwease you. +:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe you ^-^ to >w< pwease me; I ^-^ do desiwe you ^-^ to uWu sing. +^w^ Come, ^-^ mowe; another stanzo. ^-^ Caww you >w< 'em OwO stanzos? +>w< AMIENS. What you wiww, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. +:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ nyames; uWu they owe me nothing. uWu Wiww +you sing? +>w< AMIENS. Mowe at >_> youw xDD wequest than ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. +:3 JAQUES. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ if >w< evew I :3 thank ^-^ any man, I'll :3 thank OwO you; uWu but +UwU that uWu they caww compwiment :3 is >_< wike th' uWu encountew >_> of two ^-^ dog-apes; +ÚwÚ and when :3 a man ^w^ thanks me >w< heawtiwy, >w< methinks ^.^ have >w< given him :3 a +penny, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO wendews me OwO the uWu beggawwy :33 thanks. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ and you +UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, howd >_> youw ÚwÚ tongues. +>w< AMIENS. Weww, I'll ^-^ end OwO the UwU song. >w< Siws, cuvw OwO the whiwe; OwO the UwU Duke +uWu wiww dwink uWu undew :3 this >_< twee. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook +you. +:3 JAQUES. And I ^.^ have >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to UwU avoid >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ to +^-^ disputabwe uWu fow my :33 company. I ÚwÚ think >_> of as many mattews as xDD he; uWu but +I ^w^ give >w< heaven UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, warble, +come. + +SONG +[All >_> togethew xDD hewe] + +OwO Who doth ambition >_< shun, +And loves ^-^ to live >w< i' th' >_> sun, +Seeking OwO the >_< food ^.^ he xDD eats, +And pleas'd with what ^.^ he gets, +Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. +;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see +:3 Nyo enemy +But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. + +:3 JAQUES. I'll ^w^ give you :3 a ^w^ vewse ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ nyote UwU that I :3 made yesterday in +UwU despite >_> of my UwU invention. +>w< AMIENS. And I'll sing it. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it uWu goes: + +>w< If ^.^ it ^-^ do come ^-^ to xDD pass +:33 That ^-^ any man xDD tuwn ass, +OwO Weaving his wealth ÚwÚ and >_> ease +OwO A :3 stubbown uWu wiww ^-^ to please, +^.^ Ducdame, xDD ducdame, >_> ducdame; +;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see +Gwoss fools as >_< he, +An ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> me. + +>w< AMIENS. What's UwU that x3 'ducdame'? +:3 JAQUES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU Gweek xDD invocation, ^-^ to caww fools OwO into :3 a circle. I'll +>w< go >w< sweep, ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, I'll ;;w;; waiw x3 against >w< aww OwO the +:3 fiwst-bown >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. +>w< AMIENS. And I'll >w< go >w< seek OwO the Duke; his ^.^ banquet :3 is OwO pwepaw'd. +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +The fowest + +x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM + +ADAM. UwU Deaw :3 mastew, I can >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. :33 O, I die uWu fow food! ;;w;; Hewe lie +I down, ÚwÚ and measuwe >_< out my ^-^ gwave. Faweweww, >w< kind mastew. +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Adam! :3 Nyo gweatew OwO heawt in OwO thee? Live :3 a +>w< wittwe; comfort :3 a >w< wittwe; :33 cheew thyself :3 a ^-^ wittwe. >w< If :3 this ^w^ uncouth +fowest ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ anything ^-^ savage, I uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< food uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ ow +bwing ^.^ it uWu fow >_< food ^-^ to thee. x3 Thy uWu conceit :3 is nearer death than >w< thy +powers. >_< Fow my :33 sake >w< be comfortable; howd death :3 awhiwe at OwO the +uWu awm's OwO end. I uWu wiww here >w< be with OwO the ;;w;; pwesentwy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I bwing ÚwÚ thee +^.^ nyot xDD something ^-^ to >w< eat, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ die; uWu but ^-^ if :3 thou +>_< diest before I xDD come, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ mockew >_> of my xDD wabouw. ^.^ Weww said! +:3 thou wook'st ^.^ cheewwy; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ quickwy. >_> Yet :3 thou +^-^ wiest in OwO the >_< bweak air. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< some shelter; +ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die uWu fow wack >_> of :3 a dinnyew, ^-^ if there live +^w^ anything in :3 this xDD desewt. >_< Cheewwy, good :3 Adam! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +The fowest + +OwO A ^-^ tabwe xDD set >_< out. x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and LORDS, >_< wike outlaws + +DUKE SENIOR. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :33 twansfowm'd OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ beast; +>_< Fow I can :3 nyowhewe find him >_< wike :3 a xDD man. +OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^.^ he :3 is uWu but x3 even :3 nyow gonye >_> hence; +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he uWu mewwy, hearing >_> of :3 a UwU song. +DUKE SENIOR. >w< If >_< he, xDD compact >_> of jars, gwow musical, +We uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 showtwy uWu discowd in OwO the UwU sphewes. +uWu Go >w< seek him; tell him I would speak with >_> him. + +x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES + +OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; saves my >_< wabouw uWu by his >_> own appwoach. +DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, monsieuw! what :3 a life :3 is this, +:33 That >_> youw UwU poow fwiends >w< must ^w^ woo >_> youw xDD company? +>_> What, you ÚwÚ wook OwO mewwiwy! +:3 JAQUES. OwO A fool, :3 a foow! I met :3 a OwO foow >w< i' th' UwU fowest, +OwO A motwey >_> foow. OwO A xDD misewabwe world! +UwU As I ^-^ do live uWu by food, I met :3 a fool, +OwO Who >_> waid him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and xDD bask'd him in OwO the >_> sun, +And ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on OwO Wady >_> Fowtunye in good terms, +UwU In good xDD set :3 tewms- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a motwey >_> foow. +'Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ foow,' OwO quoth I; >_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth >_< he, +;;w;; 'Caww me ^.^ nyot OwO foow ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven ;;w;; hath x3 sent me :33 fowtunye.' +And then ^.^ he >_< dwew :3 a >w< diaw ^-^ fwom his ^-^ poke, +And, looking uWu on ^.^ it with :3 wack-wustwe eye, +^.^ Says vewy ^w^ wisewy, ^.^ 'It :3 is >w< ten o'cwock; +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> see,' OwO quoth >_< he, ^-^ 'how OwO the x3 wowwd xDD wags; +^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO an hour >_< ago >_< since ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ nyinye; +And aftew ^-^ onye hour ^-^ mowe 'twill >w< be ^w^ eweven; +And so, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we wipe ÚwÚ and xDD wipe, +And then, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wot ÚwÚ and >_< wot; +And ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tale.' When I >_> did hear +The motwey OwO foow ;;w;; thus :33 mowaw uWu on OwO the UwU time, +UwU My >_< wungs >_< began ^-^ to crow >_< wike >_> chanticweew +:33 That fools shouwd >w< be OwO so ^-^ deep >_> contempwative; +And I >_> did waugh sans :3 intewmission +An hour uWu by his UwU diaw. :3 O x3 nyobwe foow! +OwO A >w< wowthy foow! Motwey's OwO the only :33 weaw. +DUKE SENIOR. What OwO foow :3 is uWu this? +:3 JAQUES. :3 O >w< wowthy foow! >_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a :33 couwtiew, +And uWu says, ^-^ if ;;w;; wadies >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, +^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD it; ÚwÚ and in his ^-^ bwain, +^w^ Which :3 is as OwO dwy as OwO the remainder :3 biscuit +:33 Aftew :3 a voyage, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ stwange OwO pwaces cwamm'd +x3 With >w< obsewvation, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ vents +UwU In OwO mangwed forms. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a foow! +I x3 am ambitious uWu fow :3 a motwey OwO coat. +DUKE SENIOR. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^w^ onye. +:3 JAQUES. ^w^ It :3 is my only ^.^ suit, +UwU Pwovided UwU that you weed >_> youw better ^w^ judgments +x3 Of >w< aww >_< opinyion UwU that grows :3 wank in them +:33 That I x3 am >_< wise. I >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty +xDD Withaw, as uWu wawge :3 a chawtew as OwO the wind, +ÚwÚ To blow uWu on xDD whom I please, uWu fow OwO so fools ^.^ have; +And uWu they UwU that awe UwU most >_< gawwed with my folly, +^.^ They UwU most >w< must laugh. And >_> why, ;;w;; siw, >w< must uWu they so? +The x3 why :3 is ;;w;; pwain as uWu way ^-^ to OwO pawish church: +ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 a OwO foow doth vewy wisewy :3 hit +^-^ Doth vewy OwO foowishwy, although ^.^ he smart, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of OwO the >_> bob; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +The xDD wise ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fowwy :3 is UwU anyatomiz'd +>_< Even uWu by OwO the squand'ring x3 gwances >_> of OwO the >_> foow. +^.^ Invest me in my motwey; ^w^ give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To speak my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough +:33 Cweanse OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ body >_> of th' ^.^ infected UwU wowwd, +>w< If uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy weceive my medicine. +DUKE SENIOR. ;;w;; Fie uWu on thee! I can tell what :3 thou wouldst do. +:3 JAQUES. >_> What, uWu fow :3 a :3 countew, would I ^-^ do uWu but :3 good? +DUKE SENIOR. uWu Most ^-^ Mischievous ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, in chiding >w< sin; +>_< Fow :3 thou thyself x3 hast >_< been :3 a x3 wibewtinye, +UwU As x3 sensuaw as OwO the :3 bwutish sting itself; +And >w< aww th' >w< embossed >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu headed x3 eviws +:33 That :3 thou with ;;w;; wicense >_> of free foot x3 hast >_> caught +Wouldst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge OwO into OwO the ^w^ genyewaw world. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who x3 cwies >_< out uWu on uWu pwide +:33 That can :3 thewein >_> tax ^-^ any pwivate party? +^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot flow as ;;w;; hugewy as OwO the >_< sea, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 weawew's vewy :3 means ^-^ do ebb? +What ^-^ woman in OwO the :33 city ^-^ do I name +When UwU that I uWu say OwO the city-woman uWu beaws +The uWu cost >_> of princes uWu on unworthy xDD shouwdews? +OwO Who can come in ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that I UwU mean UwU hew, +When such :3 a ^-^ onye as ^.^ she such :3 is xDD hew nyeighbouw? +Ow what :3 is ^.^ he >_> of ÚwÚ basest UwU function +:33 That :33 says his bravery :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu on my ^-^ cost, +^.^ Thinking UwU that I UwU mean ^w^ him, uWu but :3 thewein ÚwÚ suits +His ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to OwO the mettle >_> of my UwU speech? +Thewe OwO then! how ^.^ then? what ^.^ then? >_> Wet me UwU see wherein +UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath wrong'd UwU him: ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do him >_< wight, +;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wrong'd ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fwee, +UwU Why then my UwU taxing >_< wike :3 a wiwd-goose x3 fwies, +^-^ Uncwaim'd >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew ORLANDO with his >_< swowd :33 dwawn + +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Fowbeaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat nyo more. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> yet. +^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow ^-^ shawt ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww necessity >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. +:3 JAQUES. x3 Of what >w< kind shouwd :3 this ^.^ cock come x3 of? +DUKE SENIOR. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ bowden'd, man, uWu by >w< thy distress? +Ow ewse :3 a wude UwU despisew >_> of good xDD mannyews, +:33 That in civility :3 thou >_> seem'st OwO so UwU empty? +^-^ OWWANDO. You ^w^ touch'd my :3 vein at >_> fiwst: OwO the :33 thowny point +x3 Of x3 bawe >_> distwess ;;w;; hath ta'en ^-^ fwom me OwO the show +x3 Of ÚwÚ smooth xDD civiwity; ÚwÚ yet awn I inwand OwO bwed, +And xDD knyow >w< some nyuwtuwe. But forbear, I ^w^ say; +ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that UwU touches ^-^ any >_> of :3 this fwuit +;;w;; Tiww I ÚwÚ and my affairs awe ;;w;; answewed. +:3 JAQUES. An you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd with reason, I >w< must ^-^ die. +DUKE SENIOR. What would you have? Your gentleness uWu shaww x3 fowce +Mowe than >_> youw x3 fowce move OwO us ^-^ to x3 gentwenyess. +^-^ OWWANDO. I ^w^ awmost die uWu fow food, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ have it. +DUKE SENIOR. >_> Sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and >_< feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ tabwe. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Speak you OwO so xDD gentwy? Pawdon uWu me, I pray OwO you; +I ^w^ thought UwU that >w< aww >w< things xDD had >_< been savage ;;w;; hewe, +And OwO thewefowe >w< put I uWu on OwO the countenance +x3 Of >w< stewn UwU commandment. But >_> whate'ew you awe +:33 That in :3 this desewt :33 inyaccessibwe, +^.^ Undew OwO the shade >_> of >_> mewanchowy ^w^ boughs, +^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwect OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ^w^ houws >_> of time; +>w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on better OwO days, +>w< If >w< evew >_< been xDD whewe OwO bewws ^.^ have :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, +>w< If >w< evew xDD sat at ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's >w< feast, +>w< If >w< evew ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 eyewids ^.^ wip'd :3 a tear, +And xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and >w< be pitied, +>_> Wet gentleness my >w< stwong ^-^ enfowcement ^w^ be; +UwU In OwO the ;;w;; which >w< hope I >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and hide my ^w^ swowd. +DUKE SENIOR. ^.^ Twue :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen better OwO days, +And ^.^ have with holy beww >_< been :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, +And xDD sat at good xDD men's feasts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wip'd ^-^ ouw eyes +x3 Of ^.^ dwops UwU that xDD sacwed ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >w< engend'wed; +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down in uWu gentwenyess, +And UwU take x3 upon xDD command what ^w^ hewp ^-^ we ^.^ have +:33 That ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wanting ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ minyist'wed. +^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then uWu but uWu fowbeaw >_> youw >_< food :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, +uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a UwU doe, I >w< go ^-^ to find my OwO fawn, +And ^w^ give ^.^ it food. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd UwU poow man +OwO Who aftew me ;;w;; hath many :3 a x3 weawy xDD step +;;w;; Wimp'd in ÚwÚ puwe :33 wuv; ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fiwst ^-^ suffic'd, +^w^ Oppwess'd with two uWu weak :33 eviws, :3 age ÚwÚ and x3 hungew, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch :3 a UwU bit. +DUKE SENIOR. uWu Go find him >_< out. +And ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing ^.^ waste ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ wetuwn. +^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank UwU ye; ÚwÚ and >w< be bwest uWu fow >_> youw good xDD comfowt! +Exit +DUKE SENIOR. Thou >w< seest ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 awonye UwU unhappy: +:3 This ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw x3 theatwe +Pwesents ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw ÚwÚ pageants than OwO the scene +OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD pway in. +:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Aww OwO the world's :3 a xDD stage, +And >w< aww OwO the x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women mewewy players; +^.^ They ^.^ have theiw x3 exits ÚwÚ and theiw >w< entwances; +And ^-^ onye man in his UwU time uWu pways many :33 pawts, +His acts being :3 seven x3 ages. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ infant, +Mewwing ÚwÚ and >_> puking in OwO the nurse's arms; +;;w;; Then OwO the whinying ;;w;; schoow-boy, with his ^w^ satchew +And shining xDD mownying ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ cweeping >_< wike snyaiw +UwU Unwiwwingwy ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. And then OwO the ^.^ wuvw, +xDD Sighing >_< wike >w< fuwnyace, with :3 a :3 woefuw >_< bawwad +^w^ Made ^-^ to his x3 mistwess' eyebwow. ;;w;; Then :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, +>w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange oaths, ÚwÚ and beawded >_< wike OwO the pard, +UwU Jeawous in xDD honyouw, ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and uWu quick in ^-^ quawwew, +Seeking OwO the bubble weputation +>_< Even in OwO the cannon's UwU mouth. And then OwO the justice, +UwU In fair x3 wound :33 bewwy with good :3 capon win'd, +x3 With eyes ;;w;; sevewe ÚwÚ and beard >_> of formal cut, +>w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise >w< saws ÚwÚ and modewn instances; +And OwO so ^.^ he uWu pways his pawt. The ;;w;; sixth :3 age >_< shifts +x3 Into OwO the lean ÚwÚ and slipper'd pantawoon, +x3 With >w< spectacwes uWu on nyose ÚwÚ and OwO pouch uWu on >w< side, +His youthfuw >_> hose, ;;w;; weww uWu sav'd, :3 a x3 wowwd xDD too ^-^ wide +>_< Fow his shrunk >_> shank; ÚwÚ and his xDD big >_< manwy OwO voice, +;;w;; Tuwnying UwU again towawd ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ twebwe, ^w^ pipes +And whistwes in his :3 sound. ^w^ Wast scene >_> of aww, +:33 That ends :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ eventfuw history, +^-^ Is uWu second uWu chiwdishnyess ÚwÚ and mere oblivion; +^-^ Sans x3 teeth, sans >_> eyes, sans taste, sans every >_> thing. + +;;w;; We-entew ORLANDO with OwO ADAM + +DUKE SENIOR. Welcome. ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down >_> youw :3 venyewabwe burden. +And let him ;;w;; feed. +^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you UwU most uWu fow >_> him. +ADAM. ^w^ So xDD had you x3 nyeed; +I scarce can speak ^-^ to :3 thank you uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. +DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Wewcome; ^-^ faww x3 to. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe you +UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD question you about >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. +>w< Give OwO us >w< some x3 music; :3 and, good uWu cousin, uWu sing. + +SONG +>_> Bwow, bwow, :3 thou winter wind, +Thou art ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU unkind +UwU As ÚwÚ man's >_> ingwatitude; +x3 Thy tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so keen, +xDD Because :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, +UwU Awthough >w< thy >_> bweath >w< be UwU wude. +Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! x3 unto OwO the green ÚwÚ howwy. +uWu Most friendship :3 is feignying, UwU most :33 woving mere fowwy. +>_> Then, xDD heigh-ho, OwO the >_> howwy! +:3 This life :3 is UwU most jowwy. + +Fweeze, freeze, :3 thou :33 bittew UwU sky, +:33 That OwO dost ^.^ nyot bite OwO so uWu nyigh +UwU As benefits forgot; +^-^ Though :3 thou OwO the UwU watews warp, +x3 Thy sting :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so shawp +UwU As fwiend xDD wememb'wed not. +Heigh-ho! sing, &c. + +DUKE SENIOR. >w< If UwU that you ;;w;; wewe OwO the good Sir Wowwand's UwU son, +UwU As you ^.^ have whisper'd >_> faithfuwwy you OwO wewe, +And as >_< minye eye doth his effigies witness +uWu Most ^.^ twuwy >_> wimn'd ÚwÚ and :3 wiving in >_> youw ;;w;; face, +Be ^.^ twuwy ^-^ wewcome hithew. I x3 am OwO the UwU Duke +:33 That :33 wov'd >_> youw father. The ^.^ wesidue >_> of >_> youw OwO fowtunye, +uWu Go ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cave ÚwÚ and tell >_> me. Good ^.^ owd man, +Thou art ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome as >w< thy ^w^ mastew is. +>_< Suppowt him uWu by OwO the arm. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, +And let me >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes xDD undewstand. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and LORDS + +FREDERICK. :3 Nyot UwU see him xDD since! >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that cannyot UwU be. +But ;;w;; wewe I ^.^ nyot OwO the better part :3 made >w< mewcy, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< seek OwO an ÚwÚ absent awgument +x3 Of my ÚwÚ wevenge, :3 thou pwesent. But ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO it: +Find >_< out >w< thy bwothew wheresoe'er ^.^ he >_> is; +>_< Seek him with candle; bwing him UwU dead ^w^ ow :3 wiving +xDD Within :3 this twelvemonth, ^w^ ow xDD tuwn :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To >w< seek :3 a :3 wiving in ^-^ ouw tewwitowy. +x3 Thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that :3 thou OwO dost caww UwU thinye +Worth ^-^ seizuwe ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; quit ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >_< bwothew's OwO mouth +x3 Of what ^-^ we ÚwÚ think x3 against thee. +OLIVER. :3 O UwU that >_> youw Highness knew my OwO heawt in x3 this! +I never :33 wov'd my bwothew in my wife. +FREDERICK. Mowe villain >w< thou. Weww, push him >_< out >_> of ^w^ doows; +And let my >_< officews >_> of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe +UwU Make OwO an >_> extent x3 upon his house ÚwÚ and :33 wands. +Do :3 this ^w^ expedientwy, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The fowest + +x3 Entew :3 OWWANDO, with :3 a paper + +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Hang there, my verse, in witness >_> of my :33 wuv; +And thou, ÚwÚ thwice-cwownyed Queen >_> of x3 Nyight, >w< suwvey +x3 With >w< thy >_< chaste eye, ^-^ fwom >w< thy OwO pawe sphere ^.^ abuv, +x3 Thy xDD huntwess' name UwU that my :33 fuww life doth sway. +:3 O ;;w;; Wosawind! ^.^ these ;;w;; twees uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ books, +And in theiw >w< bawks my >_> thoughts I'll chawactew, +:33 That every eye ;;w;; which in :3 this fowest looks +:33 Shaww UwU see >w< thy :3 viwtue ^w^ witnyess'd every ^w^ whewe. +Wun, ^-^ wun, Orlando; cawve uWu on every xDD twee, +The :33 faiw, OwO the chaste, ÚwÚ and unexpressive she. Exit + +x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE + +CORIN. And how >_< wike you :3 this shephewd's xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew >_> Touchstonye? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, >w< shephewd, in >_< wespect >_> of itself, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a good +life; uWu but in >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a shephewd's xDD wife, ^.^ it :3 is nyought. +UwU In >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is OwO sowitawy, I >_< wike ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but in +>_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is private, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a vewy :3 viwe wife. Nyow in +>_< wespect ^.^ it :3 is in OwO the x3 fiewds, ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth me ;;w;; weww; uWu but in >_< wespect +^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the couwt, ^.^ it :3 is tedious. UwU As ^.^ it :3 is :3 a spawe xDD wife, +ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ it ^-^ fits my humouw ;;w;; weww; uWu but as there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwenty +in it, ^.^ it :33 goes >w< much x3 against my :3 stomach. xDD Hast ^-^ any phiwosophy in +^.^ thee, ^-^ shephewd? +CORIN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ onye ÚwÚ sickens OwO the >_< wowse at +>_> ease ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ wants >_> monyey, means, ÚwÚ and >_< content, :3 is +^-^ without three good fwiends; UwU that OwO the property >_> of ;;w;; wain :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ wet, +ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^w^ buwn; UwU that good ;;w;; pastuwe makes UwU fat sheep; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 a +gweat cause >_> of OwO the night :3 is wack >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sun; UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath +^w^ weawnyed nyo ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow art ^-^ may complain >_> of good breeding, +^w^ ow comes >_> of :3 a vewy :33 duww ^w^ kindwed. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 is :3 a :3 nyatuwaw :3 phiwosophew. ^w^ Wast >w< evew in +couwt, ^-^ shephewd? +CORIN. No, ;;w;; twuwy. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then :3 thou art >_> damn'd. +CORIN. ;;w;; Nyay, I :33 hope. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, :3 thou art damn'd, >_< wike OwO an :33 iww-woasted egg, >w< aww uWu on +^-^ onye xDD side. +CORIN. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot being at couwt? Your reason. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if :3 thou never >_< wast at couwt :3 thou never saw'st good +xDD mannyews; ^-^ if :3 thou never saw'st good xDD mannyews, then >w< thy ^-^ mannyews >w< must +>w< be ^.^ wicked; ÚwÚ and :3 wickednyess :3 is uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin :3 is OwO damnyation. Thou art +in :3 a parlous state, uWu shephewd. +CORIN. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ Touchstonye. Those UwU that awe good ^-^ mannyews at OwO the +couwt awe as :33 widicuwous in OwO the ;;w;; countwy as OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of OwO the +;;w;; countwy :3 is UwU most mockable at OwO the couwt. You told me you salute ^.^ nyot +at OwO the couwt, uWu but you ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO hands; UwU that couwtesy would >w< be +uWu uncweanwy ^-^ if couwtiews ;;w;; wewe shepherds. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Instance, ÚwÚ bwiefwy; xDD come, xDD instance. +CORIN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we awe still handling ^-^ ouw >_> ewes; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ fewws, you +>w< knyow, awe gweasy. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> youw courtier's ^.^ hands xDD sweat? And :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the +grease >_> of :3 a ^w^ mutton as >_> whowesome as OwO the ÚwÚ sweat >_> of :3 a man? Shawwow, +^.^ shawwow. OwO A better ;;w;; instance, I ^w^ say; come. +CORIN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands awe hard. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your lips uWu wiww ;;w;; feew them OwO the OwO soonyew. ^-^ Shawwow again. OwO A +^-^ mowe ÚwÚ soundew uWu instance; come. +CORIN. And uWu they awe >_< often taww'd xDD uvw with OwO the suwgewy >_> of ^-^ ouw +sheep; ÚwÚ and would you ^.^ have OwO us ÚwÚ kiss tar? The courtier's ^.^ hands awe +^w^ pewfum'd with >_< civet. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Most shawwow ^w^ man! :3 thou ^.^ wowm's meat in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a good +piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh uWu indeed! xDD Weawn >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and pewpend: :3 civet :3 is +>_> of :3 a baser biwth than ^.^ taw- OwO the vewy uWu uncweanwy ;;w;; fwux >_> of :3 a cat. Mend +OwO the ;;w;; instance, uWu shephewd. +CORIN. You ^.^ have xDD too >_> couwtwy :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu fow me; I'll ^-^ west. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Wiwt :3 thou west ÚwÚ damn'd? :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, shawwow ^w^ man! :3 God +^-^ make ^w^ incision in thee! :3 thou art raw. +CORIN. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a OwO twue wabouwew: I x3 eawn UwU that I >w< eat, >_< get UwU that I +;;w;; weaw; owe nyo man ^.^ hate, >_< envy nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO happinyess; ^.^ gwad >_> of uWu othew +xDD men's uWu good, ^.^ content with my ^w^ hawm; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 gweatest >_> of my uWu pwide :3 is +^-^ to UwU see my xDD ewes graze ÚwÚ and my lambs UwU suck. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That :3 is another ÚwÚ simpwe xDD sin in >w< you: ^-^ to bwing OwO the xDD ewes +ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wams togethew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by OwO the +x3 copuwation >_> of ;;w;; cattwe; ^-^ to >w< be uWu bawd ^-^ to :3 a bell-wether, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 betway +:3 a ^w^ she-wamb >_> of :3 a twelvemonth ^-^ to cwooked-pated, >_> owd, :33 cuckowdwy >_< wam, +>_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ match. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot :33 damn'd uWu fow this, +OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; shephewds; I cannyot UwU see ewse how +:3 thou shouldst ^w^ scape. +CORIN. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 young ^-^ Mastew Ganymede, my OwO nyew mistress's brother. + +x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, reading :3 a paper + +ROSALIND. 'From OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to :3 westewn ÚwÚ Inde, +:3 Nyo >_> jewew :3 is >_< wike Rosalinde. +Her ^.^ wowth, being x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, +^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu beaws Rosalinde. +^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; pictuwes ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ win'd +uWu Awe uWu but bwack ^-^ to Rosalinde. +>_> Wet nyo ;;w;; face >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 mind +But OwO the fair >_> of >_> Wosawinde.' +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I'll x3 whyme you OwO so eight years togethew, >_> dinnyews, ÚwÚ and +suppers, ÚwÚ and sweeping >_> houws, ^.^ excepted. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight +>_> buttew-women's :3 wank ^-^ to mawket. +ROSALIND. :33 Out, foow! +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow :3 a ;;w;; taste: +>w< If :3 a hart ^-^ do wack :3 a :33 hind, +>_> Wet him >w< seek >_< out Rosalinde. +>w< If OwO the ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww aftew kind, +^w^ So >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu wiww Rosalinde. +UwU Wintew garments >w< must >w< be win'd, +^w^ So >w< must x3 swendew Rosalinde. +^.^ They UwU that :33 weap >w< must xDD sheaf ÚwÚ and xDD bind, +;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO cawt with Rosalinde. +OwO Sweetest nut ;;w;; hath sourest wind, +Such :3 a nut :3 is Rosalinde. +ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 sweetest wose uWu wiww find +Must find ^-^ wuv's :3 pwick ÚwÚ and Rosalinde. +:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy false ^w^ gawwop >_> of uWu vewses; x3 why ^-^ do you ^.^ infect +yourself with >w< them? +ROSALIND. Peace, you :33 duww foow! I ;;w;; found them uWu on :3 a >_< twee. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, OwO the twee >w< yiewds OwO bad fruit. +ROSALIND. I'll x3 gwaff ^.^ it with you, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww x3 gwaff ^.^ it with :3 a +medlar. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO the earliest fwuit >w< i' th' country; uWu fow +^w^ you'ww >w< be rotten ewe you >w< be half xDD wipe, ÚwÚ and that's OwO the ^.^ wight +:3 viwtue >_> of OwO the medlar. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. You ^.^ have said; uWu but whethew wisewy ^w^ ow no, let OwO the fowest +:33 judge. + +x3 Entew :3 CEWIA, with :3 a :33 wwiting + +ROSALIND. UwU Peace! +;;w;; Hewe comes my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ weading; ^.^ stand OwO aside. +CELIA. ;;w;; 'Why shouwd :3 this :3 a desewt x3 be? +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is xDD unpeopwed? Nyo; +uWu Tongues I'll >_> hang uWu on every twee +:33 That uWu shaww civil uWu sayings show. +OwO Some, how bwief OwO the life >_> of man +Wuns his ^w^ ewwing ^.^ piwgwimage, +:33 That OwO the UwU stweching >_> of :3 a :3 span +Buckwes in his sum >_> of :33 age; +OwO Some, >_> of violated >_< vows +'Twixt OwO the souws >_> of fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 fwiend; +But x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ boughs, +Ow at every >_< sentence end, +uWu Wiww I Rosalinda write, +>_< Teaching >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; wead ^-^ to xDD knyow +The xDD quintessence >_> of every uWu spwite +xDD Heaven would in wittwe show. +OwO Thewefowe >w< heaven :3 Nyatuwe OwO chawg'd +:33 That ^-^ onye ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be fill'd +x3 With >w< aww gwaces wide-enlarg'd. +:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy distiww'd +^-^ Hewen's cheek, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD heawt, +^w^ Cweopatwa's ^-^ majesty, +Atalanta's better UwU pawt, +x3 Sad UwU Wucwetia's ;;w;; modesty. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Wosawinde >_> of many pawts +By ^w^ heavenwy synod ÚwÚ was :3 devis'd, +x3 Of many :3 faces, >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the UwU touches ;;w;; deawest pwiz'd. +xDD Heaven would UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ these x3 gifts shouwd x3 have, +And I ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and die xDD hew UwU swave.' +ROSALIND. :3 O UwU most gentwe :33 puwpitew! What >w< tedious x3 homiwy >_> of love ^.^ have +you wearied >_> youw >_> pawishionyews ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and never :3 cwied 'Have +>_> patience, good ^-^ peopwe.' +CELIA. OwO How nyow! :3 Back, fwiends; >w< shephewd, >w< go x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; >w< go with +^w^ him, sirrah. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, >w< shephewd, let OwO us ^-^ make OwO an honyouwabwe ^.^ wetweat; +>w< though ^.^ nyot with x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage, ÚwÚ yet with scrip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scwippage. +>_< Exeunt CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE +CELIA. >w< Didst :3 thou hear ^.^ these verses? +ROSALIND. :33 O, yes, I heard them aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 too; uWu fow >w< some >_> of them +xDD had in them ^-^ mowe :3 feet than OwO the OwO vewses would OwO beaw. +CELIA. ^.^ That's nyo matter; OwO the :3 feet UwU might bear OwO the verses. +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :3 feet ;;w;; wewe xDD wame, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear themsewves +^-^ without OwO the verse, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ stood :3 wamewy in OwO the x3 vewse. +CELIA. But didst :3 thou hear ^-^ without >_< wondewing how >w< thy name shouwd >w< be +;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ these trees? +ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ was :3 seven >_> of OwO the :33 nyinye >_< days >_< out >_> of OwO the wonder before you +:33 came; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook here what I ;;w;; found uWu on :3 a >w< pawm-twee. I ÚwÚ was never OwO so +^.^ bewhym'd >_< since ^.^ Pythagowas' UwU time UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO an Iwish wat, ;;w;; which I +can hardly wemembew. +CELIA. ;;w;; Twow you ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye uWu this? +ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a man? +CELIA. And :3 a :33 chain, UwU that you UwU once wore, about his ÚwÚ nyeck. +Change you ;;w;; cowouw? +ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU who? +CELIA. :3 O :3 Wowd, Lord! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ hawd matter uWu fow fwiends ^-^ to uWu meet; uWu but +uWu mountains ^-^ may >w< be :33 wemov'd with ^.^ eawthquakes, ÚwÚ and OwO so encounter. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ who :3 is it? +CELIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ;;w;; possibwe? +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, with UwU most petitionary >w< vehemence, tell +me ^-^ who ^.^ it is. +CELIA. :3 O wonderful, wonderful, UwU most OwO wondewfuw wonderful, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet +UwU again wonderful, ÚwÚ and aftew UwU that, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^w^ whooping! +ROSALIND. Good my ^.^ compwexion! OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, >w< though I x3 am +;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike :3 a man, I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose in my +disposition? >_< Onye ÚwÚ inch >_> of delay ^-^ mowe :3 is :3 a South Sea >_> of ^.^ discuvwy. +I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ it ÚwÚ quickwy, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. I would +:3 thou could'st >w< stammew, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst pouw :3 this ;;w;; conceaw'd man +>_< out >_> of >w< thy uWu mouth, as xDD winye comes >_< out >_> of :33 nyawwow-mouth'd ÚwÚ bottwe- +;;w;; eithew xDD too >w< much at UwU once ^w^ ow UwU nyonye at all. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take OwO the cork +>_< out >_> of >w< thy OwO mouth UwU that I ^-^ may dwink >w< thy OwO tidings. +CELIA. ^w^ So you ^-^ may >w< put :3 a man in >_> youw >_> bewwy. +ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_> of God's making? What manner >_> of man? +^-^ Is his head wowth :3 a ÚwÚ hat ^w^ ow his chin wowth :3 a beard? +CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send ^-^ mowe ^-^ if OwO the man uWu wiww >w< be OwO thankfuw. >_> Wet +me stay OwO the xDD gwowth >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, ^-^ if :3 thou delay me ^.^ nyot OwO the +knowledge >_> of his chin. +CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is x3 young >_< Owwando, UwU that twipp'd OwO up OwO the wrestler's ^.^ heews +ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO heawt uWu both in OwO an >w< instant. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take :3 mocking! ^w^ Speak >_> sad uWu bwow ÚwÚ and OwO twue +uWu maid. +CELIA. uWu I' :33 faith, *shuffles closer* coz, 'tis ^w^ he. +ROSALIND. xDD Owwando? +CELIA. Owwando. +ROSALIND. Awas OwO the xDD day! what uWu shaww I ^-^ do with my ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose? +What >_> did ^.^ he when :3 thou saw'st OwO him? What ^w^ said x3 he? OwO How ^.^ wook'd x3 he? +OwO Whewein went x3 he? What makes ^.^ he hewe? OwO Did ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow x3 me? :3 Whewe +remains x3 he? OwO How x3 pawted ^.^ he with OwO thee? And when ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see him +OwO again? Answer me in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +CELIA. You >w< must borrow me Gargantua's OwO mouth xDD fiwst; 'tis :3 a >_> wowd xDD too +gweat uWu fow ^-^ any OwO mouth >_> of :3 this age's :3 size. ÚwÚ To uWu say xDD ay ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ to ^.^ these +OwO pawticuwaws :3 is ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU catechism. +ROSALIND. But doth ^.^ he xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am in :3 this UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ man's +xDD appawew? Looks ^.^ he as fweshwy as ^.^ he >_> did OwO the :3 day ^.^ he wrestled? +CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy ^-^ to ;;w;; count atomies as ^-^ to :3 wesowve OwO the +uWu pwopositions >_> of :3 a >w< wuvw; uWu but UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of my >_< finding ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and +^.^ wewish ^.^ it with good :33 obsewvance. I ;;w;; found him uWu undew :3 a xDD twee, >_< wike :3 a +>_> dwopp'd >w< acown. +ROSALIND. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Juv's xDD twee, when ^.^ it ^.^ dwops :3 fowth +such fruit. +CELIA. >w< Give me :33 audience, good ÚwÚ madam. +ROSALIND. :33 Pwoceed. +CELIA. Thewe uWu way >_< he, stwetch'd ÚwÚ awong >_< wike :3 a >_< wounded uWu knyight. +ROSALIND. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ pity ^-^ to UwU see such :3 a ^-^ sight, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww >_< becomes +OwO the ground. +CELIA. OwO Cwy 'Holla' ^-^ to >w< thy tongue, I >_< pwithee; ^.^ it curvets +unseasonyabwy. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was furnish'd >_< wike :3 a huntew. +ROSALIND. :33 O, ominyous! ^.^ he comes ^-^ to :33 kiww my ÚwÚ heawt. +CELIA. I would sing my ^.^ song ^-^ without :3 a UwU buwden; :3 thou >_> bwing'st me >_< out +>_> of ^.^ tunye. +ROSALIND. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a ^-^ woman? When I xDD think, I >w< must speak. +ÚwÚ Sweet, uWu say x3 on. +CELIA. You bwing me >_< out. Soft! comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? + +x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES + +ROSALIND. ^.^ 'Tis xDD he; slink >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote >_> him. +:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; but, good :33 faith, I xDD had as +OwO wief ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mysewf awonye. +^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so xDD had I; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow ^.^ fashion UwU sake, I :3 thank you xDD too +uWu fow >_> youw UwU society. +:3 JAQUES. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; wet's ^.^ meet as wittwe as ^-^ we ^.^ can. +^-^ OWWANDO. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be better ^w^ stwangews. +:3 JAQUES. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; twees with :33 wwiting love >_> songs in +theiw >_> bawks. +^-^ OWWANDO. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of my OwO vewses with reading them +iww-favouwedwy. +:3 JAQUES. Rosalind :3 is >_> youw ^-^ wuv's name? +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, :3 just. +:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew >w< nyame. +^-^ OWWANDO. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo ^w^ thought >_> of >w< pweasing you when ^.^ she ÚwÚ was +christen'd. +:3 JAQUES. What UwU statuwe :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Just as UwU high as my ÚwÚ heawt. +:3 JAQUES. You awe :33 fuww >_> of pwetty ^w^ answews. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot >_< been +acquainted with xDD gowdsmiths' x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd them >_< out >_> of :3 wings? +^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but I ÚwÚ answew you ^.^ wight ^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence +you ^.^ have ^.^ studied >_> youw ^w^ questions. +:3 JAQUES. You ^.^ have :3 a nimble >_> wit; I ÚwÚ think 'twas :3 made >_> of Atalanta's +heels. uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit ;;w;; down with x3 me? ÚwÚ and ^-^ we two uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw x3 against +^-^ ouw ^w^ mistwess OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ misewy. +^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ^w^ chide nyo >_< bweathew in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, x3 against +xDD whom I xDD knyow UwU most ^w^ fauwts. +:3 JAQUES. The wowst fauwt you ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to >w< be in wuv. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a fauwt I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; viwtue. I x3 am +x3 weawy >_> of you. +:3 JAQUES. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was >w< seeking uWu fow :3 a OwO foow when I ;;w;; found you. +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in OwO the ÚwÚ bwook; ÚwÚ wook uWu but ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see +>_> him. +:3 JAQUES. Thewe I uWu shaww UwU see >_< minye >_> own >_< figuwe. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew :3 a OwO foow ^w^ ow :3 a UwU ciphew. +:3 JAQUES. I'll tawwy nyo ÚwÚ wongew with OwO you; ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Signyiow xDD Wuv. +^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 depawtuwe; OwO adieu, good :33 Monsieuw +Mewanchowy. +Exit ^-^ JAQUES +ROSALIND. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< CEWIA] I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to him >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wackey, +ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that :33 habit xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave with xDD him.- Do you OwO heaw, +forester? +^-^ OWWANDO. Very ;;w;; weww; what would you? +ROSALIND. I pray you, what :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? +^-^ OWWANDO. You shouwd ÚwÚ ask me what UwU time o' ÚwÚ day; :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ cwock in +OwO the >_< fowest. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there :3 is nyo OwO twue >_> wuvw in OwO the UwU fowest, ewse UwU sighing +every :3 minyute ÚwÚ and UwU gwoanying every hour would uWu detect OwO the wazy foot +>_> of Time as ;;w;; weww as :3 a uWu cwock. +^-^ OWWANDO. And x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO the swift foot >_> of >_> Time? Had ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< been as +proper? +ROSALIND. By nyo means, sir. Time >_> twavews in divews paces with +divews pewsons. I'll tell you ^-^ who Time UwU ambwes ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time +trots ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time ^w^ gawwops ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ^.^ he ^-^ stands still +:3 withaw. +^-^ OWWANDO. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ who doth ^.^ he UwU twot UwU withaw? +ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he trots ^-^ hawd with :3 a x3 young maid :3 between OwO the +:33 contwact >_> of xDD hew mawwiage ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day ^.^ it :3 is solemniz'd; ^-^ if OwO the +intewim >w< be uWu but :3 a se'nnight, Time's pace :3 is OwO so ^-^ hawd UwU that ^.^ it uWu seems +OwO the wength >_> of :3 seven xDD yeaw. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who UwU ambwes Time UwU withaw? +ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a pwiest UwU that lacks Watin ÚwÚ and :3 a rich man UwU that ;;w;; hath +^.^ nyot OwO the gout; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye sweeps easiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he cannyot study, +ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; wives UwU mewwiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; feews nyo xDD pain; OwO the ^-^ onye +UwU wacking OwO the >_> buwden >_> of lean ÚwÚ and wastefuw weawnying, OwO the uWu othew +ÚwÚ knyowing nyo >_> buwden >_> of :33 heavy >w< tedious >_> penyuwy. ^.^ These Time UwU ambwes +:3 withaw. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who doth ^.^ he ^w^ gawwop UwU withaw? +ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to OwO the gawwows; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he >w< go as softwy +as foot can fall, ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf xDD too >_> soon ^.^ thewe. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who ^w^ stays ^.^ it still UwU withaw? +ROSALIND. x3 With OwO wawyews in OwO the ÚwÚ vacation; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; sweep :3 between term +ÚwÚ and tewm, ÚwÚ and then uWu they pewceive ^.^ nyot how Time moves. +^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ dweww you, pwetty ^-^ youth? +ROSALIND. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ shephewdess, my sistew; here in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of +OwO the UwU fowest, >_< wike UwU fwinge x3 upon :3 a >_< petticoat. +^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ nyative >_> of :3 this :3 pwace? +ROSALIND. UwU As OwO the coney UwU that you UwU see ÚwÚ dweww xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ kindwed. +^-^ OWWANDO. Your accent :3 is xDD something >_< finyew than you :33 couwd ^-^ puwchase in +OwO so wemuvd :3 a dwelling. +ROSALIND. I ^.^ have >_< been told OwO so >_> of many; uWu but >_< indeed OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious +uncwe >_> of >_< minye ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in his xDD youth OwO an inwand +>w< man; ^-^ onye UwU that knew courtship xDD too well, uWu fow there ^.^ he feww in wuv. +I ^.^ have heard him ;;w;; wead many >_> wectuwes x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank :3 God I +x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a woman, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ touch'd with OwO so many x3 giddy offences as ^.^ he +;;w;; hath generally >_> tax'd theiw xDD whowe sex :3 withaw. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can you wemembew ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw x3 eviws UwU that ^.^ he >_> waid +^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :33 women? +ROSALIND. Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye principal; uWu they ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_< wike ^-^ onye another +as UwU hawfpence ;;w;; awe; every ^-^ onye fauwt seeming monstrous ÚwÚ tiww his +^.^ fewwow-fauwt came ^-^ to ^-^ match it. +^-^ OWWANDO. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU wecount >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. +ROSALIND. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU cast away my ÚwÚ physic uWu but uWu on x3 those UwU that awe +sick. Thewe :3 is :3 a man >w< haunts OwO the fowest UwU that x3 abuses ^-^ ouw x3 young +pwants with ^.^ cawving 'Wosawind' uWu on theiw ÚwÚ bawks; OwO hangs ^w^ odes x3 upon +xDD hawthowns ÚwÚ and :3 ewegies uWu on brambles; aww, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ deifying OwO the +name >_> of ^-^ Wosawind. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that fancy-monger, I would ^w^ give +him >w< some good counsew, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 quotidian >_> of love +x3 upon >_> him. +^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so wuv-shak'd; I pray you tell me >_> youw +wemedy. +ROSALIND. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of my xDD uncwe's ^.^ mawks x3 upon OwO you; ^.^ he ^w^ taught me +how ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man in :33 wuv; in ;;w;; which ^-^ cage >_> of wushes I x3 am ^w^ suwe you +awe ^.^ nyot xDD pwisonyew. +^-^ OWWANDO. What ;;w;; wewe his mawks? +ROSALIND. OwO A lean cheek, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; :3 a blue eye ÚwÚ and :3 sunken, +;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; OwO an x3 unquestionyabwe ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; +:3 a beard >w< nyegwected, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; uWu but I pawdon you uWu fow UwU that, +uWu fow >_> simpwy >_> youw having in beard :3 is :3 a ^.^ youngew >_< bwothew's :33 wevenyue. +;;w;; Then >_> youw hose shouwd >w< be OwO ungawtew'd, >_> youw bonnyet UwU unbanded, >_> youw +>_< sweeve unbutton'd, >_> youw :33 shoe ^.^ untied, ÚwÚ and every xDD thing about you +;;w;; demonstwating :3 a >_> cawewess desowation. But you awe nyo such >w< man; you +awe wathew point-device in >_> youw UwU accoutwements, as :33 woving yourself +than seeming OwO the >_> wuvw >_> of ^-^ any other. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Faiw youth, I would I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee believe I wuv. +ROSALIND. >w< Me believe ^.^ it! You ^-^ may as >_> soon ^-^ make xDD hew UwU that you love +believe xDD it; which, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; aptew ^-^ to ^-^ do than ^-^ to x3 confess +^.^ she >w< does. :33 That :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the OwO points in OwO the ;;w;; which >w< women still ^w^ give +OwO the lie ^-^ to theiw x3 consciences. But, in good UwU sooth, awe you ^.^ he UwU that +OwO hangs OwO the OwO vewses uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twees wherein Rosalind :3 is OwO so admiwed? +^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, youth, uWu by OwO the >_> white hand >_> of Rosalind, I +x3 am UwU that >_< he, UwU that >_< unfowtunyate ^w^ he. +ROSALIND. But awe you OwO so >w< much in love as >_> youw rhymes speak? +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Nyeithew x3 whyme :3 nyow reason can express how ^w^ much. +ROSALIND. ^-^ Wuv :3 is mewewy :3 a >_< madnyess; :3 and, I tell you, ^-^ desewves as +;;w;; weww :3 a dark house ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 whip as xDD madmen do; ÚwÚ and OwO the reason x3 why +uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< cuwed :3 is UwU that OwO the wunyacy :3 is OwO so +ordinary UwU that OwO the whippews awe in love ^w^ too. >_> Yet I UwU pwofess :33 cuwing +^.^ it uWu by x3 counsew. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Did you >w< evew cure ^-^ any so? +ROSALIND. x3 Yes, UwU onye; ÚwÚ and in :3 this mannyew. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ imaginye me his +love, his UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and I xDD set him every :3 day ^-^ to ^w^ woo me; at ;;w;; which +UwU time would OwO I, being uWu but :3 a UwU moonyish youth, ^w^ gwieve, >w< be >_< effeminyate, +changeable, wonging ÚwÚ and uWu wiking, proud, fantasticaw, apish, +ÚwÚ shawwow, >w< inconstant, :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, :33 fuww >_> of :3 smiwes; uWu fow every +passion xDD something ÚwÚ and uWu fow nyo passion ^.^ twuwy UwU anything, as :3 boys ÚwÚ and +>w< women awe uWu fow OwO the UwU most part ^w^ cattwe >_> of :3 this :33 cowouw; would :3 nyow >_< wike +^w^ him, :3 nyow ÚwÚ woathe him; then UwU entewtain ^w^ him, then forswear him; :3 nyow +weep uWu fow ^w^ him, then UwU spit at him; UwU that I xDD dwave my OwO suitow ^-^ fwom his +mad humouw >_> of love ^-^ to :3 a :3 wiving humouw >_> of >_< madnyess; ;;w;; which OwO was, ^-^ to +forswear OwO the :33 fuww ^w^ stweam >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ to live in :3 a nyook +mewewy monyastic. And ;;w;; thus I x3 cuw'd him; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu way uWu wiww I UwU take +x3 upon me ^-^ to wash >_> youw liver as cwean as :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ sheep's xDD heawt, +UwU that there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ onye xDD spot >_> of love in 't. +^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be cured, uWu youth. +ROSALIND. I would cure you, ^-^ if you would uWu but caww me Rosalind, ÚwÚ and +come every :3 day ^-^ to my ^-^ cote ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo >_> me. +^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of my love, I uWu wiww. >_> Teww me xDD whewe ^.^ it is. +ROSALIND. uWu Go with me ^-^ to it, ÚwÚ and I'll show ^.^ it OwO you; :3 and, uWu by OwO the >_< way, +you uWu shaww tell me xDD whewe in OwO the fowest you wive. uWu Wiww you go? +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, good uWu youth. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must caww me ^-^ Wosawind. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you +go? >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The fowest + +x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY; ^-^ JAQUES >_> behind + +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Come :3 apace, good uWu Audwey; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch OwO up >_> youw goats, +Audrey. And ;;w;; how, ^.^ Audwey, x3 am I OwO the man :3 yet? ^-^ Doth my ÚwÚ simpwe >_> featuwe +^.^ content you? +OwO AUDWEY. Your uWu featuwes! Wowd ;;w;; wawwant >_< us! What features? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I x3 am here with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy goats, as OwO the UwU most +;;w;; capwicious :3 poet, >w< honyest ÚwÚ Ovid, ÚwÚ was UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. +:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O knowledge :3 iww-inhabited, >_< wowse than OwO Juv in :3 a +xDD thatch'd house! +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO vewses cannyot >w< be understood, :3 nyow :3 a ÚwÚ man's +good ÚwÚ wit >_< seconded with OwO the :3 fowwawd >w< chiwd undewstanding, ^.^ it +strikes :3 a man ^-^ mowe UwU dead than :3 a gweat >_< weckonying in :3 a wittwe woom. +Twuwy, I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made ÚwÚ thee >w< poeticaw. +OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< 'poeticaw' is. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< honyest in deed ÚwÚ and +UwU wowd? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a OwO twue thing? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the >w< twuest poetry :3 is OwO the UwU most feignying, +ÚwÚ and lovers awe >w< given ^-^ to :33 poetwy; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu sweaw in poetry ^-^ may +>w< be ^w^ said as lovers uWu they ^-^ do :3 feign. +OwO AUDWEY. Do you OwO wish, then, UwU that OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made me uWu poeticaw? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu do, truly, uWu fow :3 thou swear'st ^-^ to me :3 thou art ^-^ honyest; +nyow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a :3 poet, I UwU might ^.^ have >w< some >w< hope :3 thou didst +:3 feign. +OwO AUDWEY. Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me uWu honyest? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, truly, unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD hawd-favouw'd; uWu fow xDD honyesty +OwO coupwed ^-^ to x3 beauty :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have honey :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to ^w^ sugaw. +:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ matewiaw foow! +OwO AUDWEY. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I pray OwO the UwU gods ^-^ make me +:33 honyest. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU cast away xDD honyesty x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ swut ;;w;; wewe +^-^ to >w< put good meat OwO into OwO an >_< uncwean dish. +OwO AUDWEY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 swut, >w< though I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods I x3 am foul. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Weww, praised >w< be OwO the UwU gods uWu fow >w< thy fouwnyess; +sluttishness ^-^ may come hereafter. But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, I uWu wiww +ÚwÚ mawwy thee; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I ^.^ have >_< been with Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, +OwO the vicaw >_> of OwO the next :33 viwwage, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in +:3 this place >_> of OwO the UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 coupwe ÚwÚ us. +:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] I would fain UwU see :3 this OwO meeting. +OwO AUDWEY. Weww, OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give OwO us >_< joy! +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Amen. OwO A man >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of :3 a xDD feawfuw xDD heawt, stagger +in :3 this >_< attempt; uWu fow here ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo :33 tempwe uWu but OwO the >_< wood, nyo +>_< assembwy uWu but ÚwÚ hown-beasts. But what xDD though? Couwage! UwU As howns awe +>_< odious, uWu they awe UwU nyecessawy. ^w^ It :3 is x3 said: >_< 'Many :3 a man knows nyo ^-^ end +>_> of his OwO goods.' Wight! >_> Many :3 a man >_> has good howns ÚwÚ and knows nyo ^-^ end +>_> of ^.^ them. Weww, UwU that :3 is OwO the dowwy >_> of his ^-^ wife; 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of his +>_> own :33 getting. uWu Howns? >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO Poow x3 men >_< awonye? No, no; OwO the nyobwest +;;w;; deew ;;w;; hath them as huge as OwO the wascaw. ^-^ Is OwO the >w< singwe man OwO thewefowe +x3 bwessed? Nyo; as :3 a x3 waww'd ^-^ town :3 is ^-^ mowe worthier than :3 a :33 viwwage, OwO so +:3 is OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 a married man ^-^ mowe honyouwabwe than OwO the x3 bawe +uWu bwow >_> of :3 a OwO bachewow; ÚwÚ and uWu by how >w< much :3 defence :3 is better than nyo +skill, uWu by OwO so >w< much :3 is ^w^ hown ^-^ mowe pwecious than ^-^ to :3 want. ;;w;; Hewe comes +Sir Owivew. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT + +Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, you awe ;;w;; weww :33 met. uWu Wiww you uWu dispatch OwO us here +uWu undew :3 this xDD twee, ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go with you ^-^ to >_> youw chapel? +MARTEXT. ^-^ Is there UwU nyonye here ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ woman? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew uWu on >_> gift >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. +MARTEXT. Twuwy, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be uWu given, ^w^ ow OwO the mawwiage :3 is ^.^ nyot lawful. +:3 JAQUES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] Pwoceed, pwoceed; I'll ^w^ give :3 hew. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good >_< even, good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ What-ye-caww't; how ^-^ do you, sir? +You awe vewy ;;w;; weww :33 met. Goddiwd you uWu fow >_> youw last :33 company. I x3 am +vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. >_< Even :3 a :3 toy in hand ;;w;; hewe, sir. >_< Nyay; pray >w< be +cuvw'd. +:3 JAQUES. uWu Wiww you >w< be xDD mawwied, ^w^ motwey? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU As OwO the >_> ox ;;w;; hath his >_< bow, ;;w;; siw, OwO the horse his UwU cuwb, ÚwÚ and +OwO the ^-^ fawcon xDD hew bewws, OwO so man ;;w;; hath his desiwes; ÚwÚ and as pigeons +bill, OwO so wedlock would >w< be nibbling. +:3 JAQUES. And uWu wiww you, being :3 a man >_> of >_> youw breeding, >w< be married +uWu undew :3 a >_< bush, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? UwU Get you ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 a good +pwiest UwU that can tell you what mawwiage >_> is; :3 this :3 fewwow uWu wiww uWu but +>_> join you >_> togethew as uWu they >_> join ÚwÚ wainscot; then ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu wiww +^w^ pwuv :3 a shrunk :33 panyew, ÚwÚ and >_< wike green timbew warp, UwU wawp. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 mind uWu but I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be +married >_> of him than >_> of >w< anyothew; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me +;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot being ;;w;; weww xDD mawwied, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a good ;;w;; excuse uWu fow me +heweaftew ^-^ to xDD weave my wife. +:3 JAQUES. uWu Go :3 thou with uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me counsew thee. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, ^w^ sweet uWu Audwey; +We >w< must >w< be married ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must live in bawdwy. +Faweweww, good ^-^ Mastew Owivew. >_> Nyot- +:3 O ^w^ sweet xDD Owivew, +:3 O bwave xDD Owivew, +Weave me ^.^ nyot >_> behind thee. +But- +Wind ^w^ away, +Begone, I ÚwÚ say, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< wedding with thee. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY +MARTEXT. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; :33 nye'ew :3 a fantasticaw ^.^ knyave >_> of them >w< aww +uWu shaww fwout me >_< out >_> of my calling. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The fowest + +x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA + +ROSALIND. uWu Nyevew talk ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww weep. +CELIA. uWu Do, I >_< pwithee; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; teaws +^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. +ROSALIND. But ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot cause ^-^ to xDD weep? +CELIA. UwU As good cause as ^-^ onye would desire; OwO thewefowe weep. +ROSALIND. His vewy >_< haiw :3 is >_> of OwO the >_> dissembwing cowouw. +CELIA. OwO Something ÚwÚ bwownyew than :33 Judas's. +x3 Mawwy, his OwO kisses awe x3 Judas's >_> own children. +ROSALIND. uWu I' :33 faith, his >_< haiw :3 is >_> of :3 a good cowouw. +CELIA. An excellent cowouw: >_> youw ^w^ chestnyut ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO the only cowouw. +ROSALIND. And his kissing :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of >_> sanctity as OwO the ^.^ touch >_> of +holy ;;w;; bwead. +CELIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath bought :3 a paiw >_> of UwU cast lips >_> of :33 Dianya. OwO A ÚwÚ nyun >_> of +wintew's sisterhood OwO kisses ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe wewigiouswy; OwO the vewy OwO ice >_> of +uWu chastity :3 is in ^.^ them. +ROSALIND. But x3 why >_> did ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he would come :3 this morning, ÚwÚ and +comes not? +CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, there :3 is nyo >w< twuth in >_> him. +ROSALIND. Do you ÚwÚ think so? +CELIA. uWu Yes; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pick-puwse :3 nyow :3 a :3 howse-steawew; uWu but +uWu fow his >w< vewity in love, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him as x3 concave as cuvwed +goblet ^w^ ow :3 a >w< wowm-eaten ^-^ nyut. +ROSALIND. :3 Nyot OwO twue in love? +CELIA. x3 Yes, when ^.^ he :3 is in; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in. +ROSALIND. You ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw downwight ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +CELIA. 'Was' :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 'is'; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the OwO oath >_> of :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is nyo +stronger than OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ^w^ tapstew; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the ^.^ confiwmew +>_> of false >_> weckonyings. ÚwÚ He attends here in OwO the fowest uWu on OwO the Duke, +>_> youw father. +ROSALIND. I met OwO the UwU Duke x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and xDD had >w< much xDD question with >_> him. +ÚwÚ He >w< asked me >_> of what pawentage I ^-^ was; I told ^w^ him, >_> of as good as +xDD he; OwO so ^.^ he ^.^ waugh'd ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. But what talk ^-^ we >_> of fathews when +there :3 is such :3 a man as xDD Owwando? +CELIA. :33 O, that's :3 a bwave ^w^ man! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites bwave >_> vewses, ^-^ speaks bwave +x3 wowds, >_< sweaws bwave oaths, ÚwÚ and bweaks them bwavewy, ^-^ quite +UwU twavewse, athwart OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his >w< wuvw; as :3 a OwO puny tiwtew, UwU that +^w^ spuws his horse uWu but uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, bweaks his xDD staff >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe +ÚwÚ goose. But all's bwave UwU that xDD youth ^.^ mounts ÚwÚ and ^.^ fowwy :33 guides. OwO Who +comes hewe? + +x3 Entew CORIN + +CORIN. ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 mastew, you ^.^ have ^w^ oft >_< enquiwed +:33 Aftew OwO the shephewd UwU that compwain'd >_> of love, +OwO Who you ^-^ saw ^.^ sitting uWu by me uWu on OwO the x3 tuwf, +ÚwÚ Pwaising OwO the >_> pwoud disdainful uWu shephewdess +:33 That ÚwÚ was his OwO mistwess. +CELIA. Weww, ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? +CORIN. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 a UwU pageant ^.^ twuwy >_> pway'd +>w< Between OwO the OwO pawe complexion >_> of OwO twue love +And OwO the wed gwow >_> of :33 scown ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud :3 disdain, +uWu Go x3 hence :3 a little, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww OwO conduct you, +>w< If you uWu wiww mark it. +ROSALIND. :33 O, xDD come, let OwO us >_< wemuv! +The OwO sight >_> of lovers :3 feedeth x3 those in wuv. +>_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww uWu say +I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a busy actow in theiw play. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE + +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown me; ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, Phebe. +Say UwU that you love me not; uWu but uWu say ^.^ nyot OwO so +UwU In >_> bittewnyess. The ^w^ common UwU executionyew, +uWu Whose OwO heawt th' accustom'd OwO sight >_> of death makes xDD hawd, +OwO Fawws ^.^ nyot OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the x3 humbwed neck +But ^.^ fiwst OwO begs ;;w;; pawdon. uWu Wiww you sterner >w< be +>w< Than ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives uWu by bwoody :33 dwops? + +x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN, at :3 a uWu distance + +PHEBE. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy OwO executionyew; +I UwU fwy ^.^ thee, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ injuwe thee. +Thou >_> teww'st me there :3 is murder in >_< minye >w< eye. +^.^ 'Tis pretty, ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and vewy >_> pwobabwe, +:33 That >_> eyes, UwU that awe OwO the frail'st ÚwÚ and softest OwO things, +OwO Who OwO shut theiw cowawd ^w^ gates uWu on ÚwÚ atomies, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd :33 tywants, UwU butchews, ^-^ muwdewews! +Nyow I ^-^ do :3 fwown uWu on ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my >_> heawt; +And ^-^ if >_< minye eyes can :33 wound, :3 nyow let them :33 kiww thee. +Nyow >w< countewfeit ^-^ to ÚwÚ swoon; >_> why, :3 nyow ^-^ faww ;;w;; down; +Or, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :33 O, uWu fow shame, uWu fow shame, +Wie ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ muwdewews. +Nyow show OwO the x3 wound >_< minye eye ;;w;; hath :3 made in thee. +Scwatch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with :3 a >w< pin, ÚwÚ and there remains +uWu Some >_> scaw >_> of xDD it; lean x3 upon :3 a uWu wush, +The cicatrice ÚwÚ and capable impwessuwe +x3 Thy pawm >w< some ;;w;; moment ^-^ keeps; uWu but :3 nyow >_< minye >_> eyes, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have dawted at ^.^ thee, hurt ÚwÚ thee not; +Nyow, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, there :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fowce in eyes +:33 That can ^-^ do :33 huwt. +^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O dear ^w^ Phebe, +>w< If :33 evew- as UwU that >w< evew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ nyeaw- +You ^.^ meet in >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^-^ cheek OwO the power >_> of >w< fancy, +;;w;; Then uWu shaww you xDD knyow OwO the wounds :33 invisibwe +:33 That ^-^ wuv's keen >_> awwows ^w^ make. +PHEBE. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time +Come ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; nyeaw me; ÚwÚ and when UwU that UwU time uWu comes, +OwO Affwict me with >w< thy mocks, ^-^ pity me not; +UwU As ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity thee. +ROSALIND. [Advancing] And >_> why, I pray you? OwO Who UwU might >w< be >_> youw +mothew, +:33 That you insult, exult, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, +Over OwO the ;;w;; wwetched? What >w< though you ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ beauty- +As, uWu by my :33 faith, I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you +>w< Than ^-^ without xDD candwe ^-^ may >w< go dark ^-^ to ÚwÚ bed- +Must you >w< be OwO thewefowe >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and x3 pitiwess? +ÚwÚ Why, what :3 means uWu this? UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? +I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you than in OwO the ordinary +x3 Of nature's ;;w;; sawe-wowk. 'Od's my wittwe xDD wife, +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means ^-^ to x3 tangwe my eyes OwO too! +:3 Nyo :33 faith, >_> pwoud mistress, >w< hope ^.^ nyot aftew xDD it; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ inky ^-^ bwows, >_> youw bwack :3 siwk >_> haiw, +Your bugle eyebawws, :3 nyow >_> youw ^-^ cheek >_> of :3 cweam, +:33 That can UwU entame my uWu spiwits ^-^ to >_> youw worship. +You foowish >w< shephewd, xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you follow UwU hew, +;;w;; Wike uWu foggy uWu south, ÚwÚ puffing with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and rain? +You awe :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times :3 a >_> pwopewew man +>w< Than ^.^ she :3 a OwO woman. ^.^ 'Tis such fools as you +:33 That makes OwO the x3 wowwd :33 fuww >_> of uWu iww-favouw'd children. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot xDD hew glass, uWu but you, UwU that xDD fwattews UwU hew; +And >_< out >_> of you ^.^ she >_> sees x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe pwopew +>w< Than ^-^ any >_> of xDD hew x3 winyeaments can show :3 hew. +But, mistress, xDD knyow OwO youwsewf. x3 Down uWu on >_> youw knees, +And :3 thank UwU heaven, ^w^ fasting, uWu fow :3 a good ÚwÚ man's :33 wuv; +>_< Fow I >w< must tell you fwiendwy in >_> youw >_< eaw: +^w^ Seww when you uWu can; you awe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ mawkets. +OwO Cwy OwO the man >w< mewcy, love ^w^ him, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; +ÚwÚ Fouw :3 is UwU most :3 fouw, being ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ scoffew. +^w^ So UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu shephewd. Fawe you :33 weww. +PHEBE. ^.^ Sweet youth, I pray you ^w^ chide :3 a yeaw >_< togethew; +I xDD had wathew hear you ^w^ chide than :3 this man UwU woo. +ROSALIND. >w< He's OwO faww'n in love with >_> youw foulness, ÚwÚ and she'll ^-^ faww +in love with my ;;w;; angew. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, as fast as ^.^ she ^-^ answews ÚwÚ thee +with uWu fwownying >w< wooks, I'll :33 sauce xDD hew with :33 bittew wowds. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook +you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? +PHEBE. >_< Fow nyo i-iww uWu wiww I bear you. +ROSALIND. I pray you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww in love with uWu me, +>_< Fow I x3 am falser than >_< vows :3 made in ÚwÚ winye; +UwU Besides, I >_< wike you not. >w< If you uWu wiww xDD knyow my OwO house, +^.^ 'Tis at OwO the >_> tuft >_> of ;;w;; owives here ^-^ hawd by. +uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sistew? ÚwÚ Shephewd, xDD pwy xDD hew hard. +^w^ Come, sistew. Shepherdess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on him :3 bettew, +And >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu pwoud; >w< though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd >_> see, +None :33 couwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abus'd in OwO sight as ^w^ he. +^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> fwock. >_< Exeunt UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and CORIN +PHEBE. Dead >w< shephewd, :3 nyow I find >w< thy ^-^ saw >_> of UwU might: +'Who >w< evew :33 wov'd UwU that :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ sight?' +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet Phebe. +PHEBE. Ha! what xDD say'st thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ pity >_> me. +PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, I awn >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, gentwe OwO Siwvius. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Whewevew UwU sowwow ;;w;; is, ^w^ wewief would UwU be. +>w< If you ^-^ do UwU sowwow at my >w< gwief in love, +By giving love, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and my >w< gwief +Were uWu both xDD extewmin'd. +PHEBE. Thou x3 hast my :33 wuv; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? +^.^ SIWVIUS. I would ^.^ have you. +PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 cuvtousnyess. +;;w;; Siwvius, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU that I hated thee; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that I bear ÚwÚ thee :33 wuv; +But >_< since UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst talk >_> of love OwO so well, +x3 Thy ^.^ company, ;;w;; which :33 ewst ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ iwksome ^-^ to uWu me, +I uWu wiww endure; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow further ÚwÚ wecompense +>w< Than UwU thinye >_> own gladness UwU that :3 thou art x3 empwoy'd. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So holy ÚwÚ and OwO so pewfect :3 is my love, +And I in such :3 a poverty >_> of >w< gwace, +:33 That I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ cwop +ÚwÚ To glean OwO the ^w^ bwoken ears aftew OwO the man +:33 That OwO the x3 main hawvest weaps; loose :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then +OwO A scatt'wed >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll live upon. +PHEBE. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the xDD youth UwU that xDD spoke ^-^ to me :33 ewewhiwe? +^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyot vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but I ^.^ have met him :33 oft; +And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath bought OwO the ;;w;; cottage ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bounds +:33 That OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ cawwot UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mastew >_> of. +PHEBE. :33 Think ^.^ nyot I love ^w^ him, >w< though I ÚwÚ ask uWu fow him; +^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a peevish >w< boy; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks :33 weww. +But what cawe I uWu fow wowds? >_> Yet uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; weww +When ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks them pweases x3 those UwU that heaw. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >w< youth- ^.^ nyot vewy OwO pwetty; +But, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's uWu pwoud; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his uWu pwide >_< becomes >_> him. +He'll ^-^ make :3 a pwopew xDD man. The :33 best xDD thing in him +^-^ Is his OwO compwexion; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fastew than his :33 tongue +OwO Did ^-^ make offence, his eye >_> did ^w^ heaw ^.^ it :33 up. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy ÚwÚ taww; ÚwÚ yet uWu fow his years :33 he's ÚwÚ taww; +His ^w^ weg :3 is uWu but :33 so-so; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :33 weww. +Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a pwetty redness in his lip, +OwO A wittwe >w< wipew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< wusty wed +>w< Than UwU that uWu mix'd in his xDD cheek; 'twas ^.^ just OwO the >_> diffewence +ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ;;w;; constant wed ÚwÚ and mingwed >_< damask. +Thewe >w< be >w< some :3 women, ;;w;; Siwvius, xDD had uWu they OwO mawk'd him +UwU In x3 pawcews as I :33 did, would ^.^ have gonye ;;w;; nyeaw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with him; ;;w;; but, uWu fow my UwU pawt, +I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU hate him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet +I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to UwU hate him than ^-^ to love him; +>_< Fow what xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to ^w^ chide at x3 me? +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw :3 bwack, +And, :3 nyow I x3 am ;;w;; wememb'wed, scorn'd at >_> me. +I x3 mawvew x3 why I xDD answew'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ again; +But that's >w< aww >_< onye: OwO omittance :3 is nyo quittance. +I'll wwite ^-^ to him :3 a vewy uWu taunting letter, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear xDD it; xDD wiwt thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ Phebe, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +PHEBE. I'll wwite ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; +The >_< mattew's in my head ÚwÚ and in my >_> heawt; +I uWu wiww >w< be :33 bittew with him ÚwÚ and >_< passing short. +uWu Go with uWu me, OwO Siwvius. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The fowest + +x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES + +:3 JAQUES. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty youth, let me >w< be better acquainted with +thee. +ROSALIND. ^.^ They uWu say you awe :3 a >_> mewanchowy fewwow. +:3 JAQUES. I x3 am >w< so; I ^-^ do love ^.^ it better than laughing. +ROSALIND. Those UwU that awe in >_> extwemity >_> of ;;w;; eithew awe abominable +fellows, ÚwÚ and :33 betway themsewves ^-^ to every modewn ÚwÚ censuwe >_< wowse than +drunkards. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing. +ROSALIND. UwU Why then, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU post. +:3 JAQUES. I ^.^ have neither OwO the ^-^ schowaw's mewanchowy, ;;w;; which :3 is +>w< emuwation; :3 nyow OwO the x3 musician's, ;;w;; which :3 is fantasticaw; :3 nyow OwO the +courtier's, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 nyow OwO the :33 sowdiew's, ;;w;; which :3 is +^-^ ambitious; :3 nyow OwO the wawyew's, ;;w;; which :3 is powitic; :3 nyow OwO the lady's, +;;w;; which :3 is uWu nyice; :3 nyow OwO the x3 wuvw's, ;;w;; which :3 is >w< aww these; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a +>_> mewanchowy >_> of >_< minye own, ^-^ compounded >_> of many OwO simpwes, x3 extwacted +^-^ fwom many objects, :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO the uWu sundwy xDD contempwation >_> of my +twavews; in ;;w;; which my >_< often ^w^ wuminyation wwaps me in :3 a UwU most UwU humowous +UwU sadnyess. +ROSALIND. OwO A UwU twavewwew! By my :33 faith, you ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to >w< be +:33 sad. I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw >_> own x3 wands ^-^ to UwU see uWu othew xDD men's; then +^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen >w< much ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nyothing :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have rich eyes ÚwÚ and +UwU poow hands. +:3 JAQUES. x3 Yes, I ^.^ have xDD gain'd my ^-^ expewience. + +x3 Entew ORLANDO + +ROSALIND. And >_> youw experience makes you :33 sad. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a +OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> mewwy than experience ^-^ to ^-^ make me sad- ÚwÚ and ^-^ to +^w^ twavew uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ too. +^-^ OWWANDO. Good day, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, dear ;;w;; Wosawind! +:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 God ^-^ buy you, OwO an you talk in UwU bwank x3 vewse. +ROSALIND. Faweweww, :33 Monsieuw :3 Twavewwew; ÚwÚ wook you :33 wisp ÚwÚ and wear +ÚwÚ stwange suits, OwO disabwe >w< aww OwO the benefits >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD countwy, >w< be +>_< out >_> of love with >_> youw >_> nyativity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost ^w^ chide :3 God uWu fow :33 making +you UwU that countenance you ;;w;; awe; ^w^ ow I uWu wiww scarce ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have +;;w;; swam in :3 a gondowa. xDD [Exit ;;w;; JAQUES] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, xDD Owwando! xDD whewe +^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? You :3 a wuvw! An you sewve me such +another uWu twick, never come in my OwO sight more. +^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My fair Rosalind, I come within OwO an hour >_> of my >w< pwomise. +ROSALIND. :33 Bweak OwO an hour's pwomise in ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww >_> divide :3 a +:3 minyute OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak uWu but :3 a part >_> of OwO the +^w^ thousand part >_> of :3 a :3 minyute in OwO the affairs >_> of love, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said +>_> of him UwU that ;;w;; Cupid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd him o' th' shoulder, uWu but I'll +;;w;; wawwant him heawt-whowe. +^-^ OWWANDO. Pawdon uWu me, dear ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tawdy, come nyo ^-^ mowe in my ^w^ sight. I xDD had +as OwO wief >w< be woo'd >_> of :3 a snail. +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Of :3 a snail! +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >_> of :3 a x3 snyaiw; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he comes slowly, ^.^ he >_> cawwies +his house uWu on his xDD head- :3 a better jointure, I xDD think, than you ^-^ make +:3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ besides, ^.^ he brings his >w< destiny with >_> him. +^-^ OWWANDO. What's ÚwÚ that? +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 howns; ;;w;; which such as you awe fain ^-^ to >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to +>_> youw ;;w;; wives UwU fow; uWu but ^.^ he comes UwU awmed in his OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and UwU pwevents +OwO the :3 swandew >_> of his wife. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Viwtue :3 is nyo horn-maker; ÚwÚ and my Rosalind :3 is OwO viwtuous. +ROSALIND. And I x3 am >_> youw ^-^ Wosawind. +CELIA. ^w^ It pweases him ^-^ to caww you >w< so; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a Rosalind >_> of :3 a +better ^.^ weew than you. +ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, ^w^ woo uWu me, ^w^ woo me; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am in :3 a x3 howiday humouw, +ÚwÚ and >_< wike enough ^-^ to consent. What would you uWu say ^-^ to me nyow, OwO an I +;;w;; wewe >_> youw vewy vewy UwU Wosawind? +^-^ OWWANDO. I would ÚwÚ kiss before I spoke. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe better speak xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and when you ;;w;; wewe +gwaveww'd uWu fow wack >_> of matter, you UwU might UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. +Very good orators, when uWu they awe out, uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; spit; ÚwÚ and uWu fow +lovers wacking- :3 God >_> wawn OwO us!- matter, OwO the OwO cweanwiest ÚwÚ shift :3 is ^-^ to +;;w;; kiss. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ kiss >w< be denyied? +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ^-^ puts you ^-^ to uWu entweaty, ÚwÚ and there begins OwO nyew +OwO mattew. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who :33 couwd >w< be out, being before his bewuvd mistwess? +ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, UwU that shouwd you, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU mistwess; ^w^ ow I +shouwd ÚwÚ think my xDD honyesty :33 wankew than my wit. +^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, >_> of my ^.^ suit? +ROSALIND. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of >_> youw :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; suit. +OwO Am ^.^ nyot I >_> youw UwU Wosawind? +^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take >w< some ^.^ joy ^-^ to uWu say you awe, ^.^ because I would >w< be >_> tawking +>_> of :3 hew. +ROSALIND. Weww, in xDD hew ^.^ pewson, I uWu say I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you. +^-^ OWWANDO. >_> Then, in >_< minye >_> own ^.^ pewson, I ^-^ die. +ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, die uWu by x3 attownyey. The UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO six +^w^ thousand years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and in >w< aww :3 this UwU time there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ any man +;;w;; died in his >_> own ^.^ pewson, videwicet, in :3 a wuv-cause. Troilus xDD had +his >w< bwains ;;w;; dash'd >_< out with :3 a Grecian >w< cwub; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >_> did what ^.^ he +:33 couwd ^-^ to die OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the patterns >_> of wuv. +Weandew, ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wiv'd many :3 a fair yeaw, >w< though :33 Hewo xDD had +tuwn'd xDD nyun, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot midsummew >_< nyight; for, +good youth, ^.^ he went uWu but :3 fowth ^-^ to wash him in OwO the Hewwespont, :3 and, +being :3 taken with OwO the ;;w;; cwamp, ÚwÚ was ^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish +chroniclers >_> of UwU that :3 age ;;w;; found ^.^ it :33 was- :33 Hewo >_> of ^-^ Sestos. But ^.^ these +awe >w< aww xDD wies: x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time, ÚwÚ and worms ^.^ have +eaten ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu fow wuv. +^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my ^.^ wight Rosalind >_> of :3 this mind; for, I +protest, xDD hew :3 fwown UwU might :33 kiww >_> me. +ROSALIND. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 a uWu fwy. But xDD come, :3 nyow I +uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw Rosalind in :3 a ^-^ mowe coming-on disposition; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask me +what you wiww, I uWu wiww gwant it. +^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then love uWu me, ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, uWu wiww OwO I, >w< Fwidays ÚwÚ and Satuwdays, ÚwÚ and all. +^-^ OWWANDO. And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and twenty xDD such. +^-^ OWWANDO. What >_> sayest thou? +ROSALIND. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot :3 good? +^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. +ROSALIND. UwU Why then, can ^-^ onye desiwe xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 a good thing? ^w^ Come, +;;w;; sistew, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :33 pwiest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, +Owwando. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sistew? +^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. +CELIA. I cannyot uWu say OwO the wowds. +ROSALIND. You >w< must begin >w< 'Wiww you, ÚwÚ Owwando'- +CELIA. uWu Go x3 to. uWu Wiww you, >_< Owwando, ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU wife :3 this UwU Wosawind? +^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww. +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but when? +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyow; as fast as ^.^ she can ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then you >w< must uWu say OwO 'I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow uWu wife.' +^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow wife. +ROSALIND. I UwU might ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw x3 commission; >_< but- I ^-^ do UwU take ^.^ thee, +>_< Owwando, uWu fow my >_> husband. There's :3 a UwU giww :33 goes before OwO the xDD pwiest; +:3 and, ;;w;; cewtainwy, :3 a :3 woman's ^w^ thought runs before xDD hew actions. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww xDD thoughts; uWu they awe wing'd. +ROSALIND. Nyow tell me how wong you would ^.^ have UwU hew, aftew you ^.^ have +^-^ possess'd :3 hew. +^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. +ROSALIND. Say UwU 'a day' ^-^ without OwO the OwO 'evew.' No, no, Orlando; x3 men awe +:3 Apwiw when uWu they woo, December when uWu they uWu wed: xDD maids awe May when +uWu they awe >w< maids, uWu but OwO the OwO sky x3 changes when uWu they awe >w< wives. I uWu wiww +>w< be ^-^ mowe x3 jeawous >_> of ÚwÚ thee than :3 a xDD Bawbawy uWu cock-pigeon xDD uvw his ÚwÚ hen, +^-^ mowe >_< cwamowous than :3 a >_> pawwot x3 against wain, ^-^ mowe new-fangled than +OwO an ape, ^-^ mowe x3 giddy in my desires than :3 a uWu monkey. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow +nothing, >_< wike Diana in OwO the fountain, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU that when you +awe dispos'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 mewwy; I uWu wiww waugh >_< wike :3 a hyen, ÚwÚ and UwU that when +:3 thou awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +^-^ OWWANDO. But uWu wiww my Rosalind ^-^ do so? +ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ do as I do. +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, uWu but ^.^ she :3 is >_< wise. +ROSALIND. Ow ewse ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. The x3 wisew, +OwO the ;;w;; waywawdew. UwU Make OwO the :33 doows x3 upon :3 a :3 woman's wit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_< out +at OwO the casement; OwO shut UwU that, ÚwÚ and 'twill >_< out at OwO the >_< key-howe; xDD stop +UwU that, 'twill UwU fwy with OwO the ^-^ smoke >_< out at OwO the chimnyey. +^-^ OWWANDO. OwO A man UwU that xDD had :3 a UwU wife with such :3 a wit, ^.^ he UwU might uWu say 'Wit, +:33 whithew wilt?' ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you UwU might ^-^ keep UwU that >_< check uWu fow it, ÚwÚ tiww you met >_> youw +:3 wife's ÚwÚ wit ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw nyeighbouw's bed. +^-^ OWWANDO. And what ÚwÚ wit :33 couwd ÚwÚ wit ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ that? +ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ she came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^.^ thewe. You uWu shaww never +UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew ^-^ answew, unwess you UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew +OwO tongue. :33 O, UwU that ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ^-^ make xDD hew fauwt xDD hew >_< husband's +uWu occasion, let xDD hew never ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew >w< chiwd herself, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu wiww +breed ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a foow! +^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow ^.^ these two >_> houws, Rosalind, I uWu wiww xDD weave thee. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, dear love, I cannyot wack ÚwÚ thee two OwO houws! +^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< must ^.^ attend OwO the UwU Duke at xDD dinnyew; uWu by two o'cwock I uWu wiww >w< be +with ÚwÚ thee again. +ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< go >_> youw :33 ways, >w< go >_> youw xDD ways. I knew what you would +prove; my fwiends told me as xDD much, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ thought nyo less. :33 That +:3 fwattewing :33 tongue >_> of x3 youws xDD won >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but ^-^ onye UwU cast ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and +so, come >_< death! >w< Two o'cwock :3 is >_> youw >_< houw? +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ and in good >_< eawnyest, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 God OwO mend uWu me, ÚwÚ and +uWu by >w< aww pwetty oaths UwU that awe ^.^ nyot xDD dangewous, ^-^ if you >_< bweak ^-^ onye :3 jot +>_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwomise, ^w^ ow come ^-^ onye :3 minyute >_> behind >_> youw xDD houw, I uWu wiww +ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most pathetical ^.^ bweak-pwomise, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most >w< howwow +^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most unworthy >_> of xDD hew you caww Rosalind, UwU that ^-^ may +>w< be :3 chosen >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 gwoss >_< band >_> of OwO the unfaithful. OwO Thewefowe +UwU bewawe my censure, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw >w< pwomise. +^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With nyo less >_< wewigion than ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< indeed my +Wosawind; so, ^.^ adieu. +ROSALIND. Weww, Time :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd :33 justice UwU that UwU examinyes >w< aww such +>w< offendews, ÚwÚ and let Time try. OwO Adieu. Exit ORLANDO +CELIA. You ^.^ have >_> simpwy :33 misus'd ^-^ ouw sex in >_> youw ;;w;; wuv-pwate. We >w< must +^.^ have >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose UwU pwuck'd xDD uvw >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and show OwO the +x3 wowwd what OwO the biwd ;;w;; hath x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ÚwÚ nyest. +ROSALIND. :3 O *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, my pwetty wittwe *shuffles closer* coz, UwU that :3 thou didst +xDD knyow how many ;;w;; fathom ^-^ deep I x3 am in ^w^ wuv! But ^.^ it cannyot >w< be OwO sounded; +my xDD affection ;;w;; hath OwO an uWu unknyown xDD bottom, >_< wike OwO the >w< Bay >_> of >_> Powtugaw. +CELIA. Ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ bottomwess; UwU that as fast as you pouw xDD affection +ÚwÚ in, ^.^ it runs >_< out. +ROSALIND. Nyo; UwU that >_> same ;;w;; wicked xDD bastawd >_> of UwU Venyus, UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot >_> of +thought, ;;w;; conceiv'd >_> of spleen, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of >_< madnyess; UwU that uWu bwind +UwU wascawwy OwO boy, UwU that x3 abuses every >_> onye's >_> eyes, ^.^ because his >_> own awe +:33 out- let him >w< be ;;w;; judge how ^-^ deep I x3 am in wuv. I'll tell ^.^ thee, +xDD Awienya, I cannyot >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO the OwO sight >_> of Owwando. I'll >w< go find :3 a +uWu shadow, ÚwÚ and sigh ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come. +CELIA. And I'll ^-^ sweep. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The fowest + +x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ÚwÚ and LORDS, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of foresters + +:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_< kiwwed OwO the deew? +LORD. >_> Siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 I. +:3 JAQUES. Let's ÚwÚ pwesent him ^-^ to OwO the Duke, >_< wike :3 a Woman uWu conquewow; ÚwÚ and +^.^ it would ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to xDD set OwO the deew's howns x3 upon his head uWu fow :3 a +branch >_> of >_< victowy. >_< Have you nyo song, forester, uWu fow :3 this purpose? +LORD. x3 Yes, sir. +:3 JAQUES. :3 Sing xDD it; 'tis nyo matter how ^.^ it >w< be in tunye, OwO so ^.^ it ^-^ make ^w^ nyoise +^w^ enyough. + +>w< SONG. + +What uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU that xDD kiww'd OwO the deew? +His weathew ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and howns ^-^ to :33 weaw. +UwU [The west uWu shaww hear :3 this >_< buwden:] +;;w;; Then sing him UwU home. + +;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the :3 hown; +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwest ewe :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. +x3 Thy >_< fathew's fathew :33 wowe xDD it; +And >w< thy fathew ^-^ bowe it. +The horn, OwO the horn, OwO the >w< wusty horn, +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to waugh ^-^ to scorn. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The fowest + +x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA + +ROSALIND. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past two ^.^ o'cwock? +And here >w< much xDD Owwando! +CELIA. I ;;w;; wawwant you, with ÚwÚ puwe love ÚwÚ and twoubwed ^-^ bwain, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +ta'en his bow ÚwÚ and ^.^ awwows, ÚwÚ and :3 is gonye forth- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. Look, ^-^ who +comes here. + +x3 Entew SILVIUS + +^.^ SIWVIUS. UwU My ewwand :3 is ^-^ to you, fair youth; +UwU My gentwe ^w^ Phebe >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; ;;w;; but, as I ^.^ guess +By OwO the >w< stewn uWu bwow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waspish >w< action +^w^ Which ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; use as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of it, +^w^ It uWu beaws OwO an :3 angwy OwO tenyouw. Pawdon uWu me, +I x3 am uWu but as :3 a :33 guiwtwess messenger. +ROSALIND. uWu Patience x3 hewsewf would stawtwe at :3 this letter, +And xDD pway OwO the swaggerer. Beaw this, bear all. +She :33 says I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, UwU that I wack xDD mannyews; +She calls me proud, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love uWu me, +Were man as x3 wawe as ^.^ Phoenyix. 'Od's my ^.^ wiww! +Her love :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ hawe UwU that I ^-^ do hunt; +UwU Why ;;w;; wwites ^.^ she OwO so ^-^ to x3 me? Weww, >w< shephewd, well, +:3 This :3 is :3 a letter >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD device. +^.^ SIWVIUS. No, I protest, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; +^w^ Phebe >_> did wwite it. +ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe :3 a fool, +And tuwn'd OwO into OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of wuv. +I ^-^ saw xDD hew >w< hand; ^.^ she >_> has :3 a leathern ;;w;; hand, +OwO A ^-^ fweestonye-cowouw'd >w< hand; I verily >_> did ÚwÚ think +:33 That xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; gwuvs ;;w;; wewe OwO on, uWu but 'twas xDD hew OwO hands; +She >_> has :3 a huswife's :3 hand- uWu but that's nyo OwO mattew. +I uWu say ^.^ she never >_> did ^.^ invent :3 this wettew: +:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< invention, ÚwÚ and his hand. +^.^ SIWVIUS. Suwe, ^.^ it :3 is hers. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 boistewous ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cwuew ^w^ stywe; +OwO A ^w^ stywe uWu fow x3 chawwengews. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she defies uWu me, +;;w;; Wike :3 Tuwk ^-^ to Chwistian. ^-^ Women's gentwe bwain +Could ^.^ nyot >_> dwop :3 fowth such giant-wude >_< invention, +Such :3 Ethiope x3 wowds, ÚwÚ bwackew in theiw :33 effect +>w< Than in theiw :3 countenyance. uWu Wiww you hear OwO the >_> wettew? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, uWu fow I never heard ^.^ it yet; +>_> Yet heard xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> Phebe's >w< cwuewty. +ROSALIND. She xDD Phebes :3 me: mark how OwO the >_> tywant >w< wwites. +^-^ [Weads] + +'Art :3 thou god ^-^ to shephewd >_< tuwn'd, +:33 That :3 a maiden's OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; buwn'd?' + +^w^ Can :3 a ^-^ woman ;;w;; waiw ^.^ thus? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this UwU waiwing? +ROSALIND. :3 'Why, >w< thy >_< godhead >_> waid apawt, +Warr'st :3 thou with :3 a :3 woman's heart?' + +OwO Did you >w< evew hear such UwU waiwing? + +OwO 'Whiwes OwO the eye >_> of man >_> did ^w^ woo uWu me, +:33 That :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; vengeance ^-^ to ;;w;; me.' + +uWu Meanying me :3 a beast. + +OwO 'If OwO the :33 scown >_> of >_> youw UwU bwight ^w^ eynye +>_< Have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise such love in ÚwÚ minye, +Awack, in me what ÚwÚ stwange :33 effect +Wouwd uWu they wowk in mild aspect! +ÚwÚ Whiwes you xDD chid uWu me, I >_> did :33 wuv; +OwO How then UwU might >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ muv! +ÚwÚ He UwU that brings :3 this love ^-^ to OwO the +UwU Wittwe knows :3 this love in me; +And uWu by him >w< seaw OwO up >w< thy UwU mind, +:3 Whethew UwU that >w< thy xDD youth ÚwÚ and >w< kind +uWu Wiww OwO the xDD faithfuw :3 offew UwU take +x3 Of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I can make; +Ow ewse uWu by him my love deny, +And then I'll study how ^-^ to x3 die.' +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this x3 chiding? +CELIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! +ROSALIND. Do you ^-^ pity OwO him? No, ^.^ he ^-^ desewves nyo ;;w;; pity. uWu Wiwt :3 thou love +such :3 a ^-^ woman? >_> What, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an instrument, ÚwÚ and xDD pway false +strains x3 upon thee! :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! Weww, >w< go >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to UwU hew, +uWu fow I UwU see love ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^w^ tame snake, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ hew- +UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ she love uWu me, I chawge xDD hew ^-^ to love thee; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +I uWu wiww never ^.^ have xDD hew unwess :3 thou entweat uWu fow :3 hew. >w< If you >w< be :3 a +OwO twue ^.^ wuvw, hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu fow here comes ^-^ mowe :33 company. +Exit SILVIUS + +x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW + +OLIVER. Good ^.^ mowwow, fair uWu onyes; pray you, ^-^ if you >w< knyow, +:3 Whewe in OwO the puwwieus >_> of :3 this fowest ^-^ stands +OwO A ;;w;; sheep-cote :3 fenc'd about with owive trees? +CELIA. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this place, ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU nyeighbouw >_> bottom. +The :3 wank >_> of uWu osiews uWu by OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing ^w^ stweam +x3 Weft uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand brings you ^-^ to OwO the :3 pwace. +But at :3 this hour OwO the house doth ^-^ keep itself; +There's UwU nyonye within. +OLIVER. >w< If UwU that OwO an eye ^-^ may >w< pwofit uWu by :3 a tongue, +;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD knyow you uWu by descwiption- +Such x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and such >_> yeaws: xDD 'The :3 boy :3 is :33 faiw, +x3 Of female >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and bestows ^-^ himsewf +;;w;; Wike :3 a wipe sistew; OwO the ^-^ woman wow, +And ÚwÚ bwownyew than xDD hew brother.' uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you +The xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the house I >_> did >_< inquiwe xDD fow? +CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU boast, being >w< ask'd, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we >_> awe. +OLIVER. Orlando doth ÚwÚ commend him ^-^ to you ^-^ both; +And ^-^ to UwU that xDD youth ^.^ he calls his Rosalind +ÚwÚ He >_> sends :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ nyapkin. uWu Awe you x3 he? +ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ am. What >w< must ^-^ we undewstand uWu by uWu this? +OLIVER. uWu Some >_> of my >_< shame; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> of me +What man I OwO am, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and >_> why, ÚwÚ and where, +:3 This UwU handkewchew ÚwÚ was UwU stain'd. +CELIA. I pray you, tell it. +OLIVER. When last OwO the x3 young Orlando x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you, +ÚwÚ He weft :3 a pwomise ^-^ to xDD wetuwn UwU again +xDD Within OwO an ÚwÚ houw; :3 and, ÚwÚ pacing OwO thwough OwO the UwU fowest, +>w< Chewing OwO the >_< food >_> of ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew >w< fancy, +:33 Wo, what ^.^ befeww! ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his eye :33 aside, +And mark what object >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent itself. +^.^ Undew OwO an uWu oak, uWu whose x3 boughs ;;w;; wewe ^w^ moss'd with ^-^ age, +And UwU high :3 top uWu bawd with OwO dwy antiquity, +OwO A wwetched ^.^ wagged man, >_> o'ewgwown with >_> haiw, +>w< Way sweeping uWu on his ^-^ back. About his neck +OwO A green ÚwÚ and x3 giwded snake xDD had wreath'd itself, +OwO Who with xDD hew head nimble in ^.^ thweats approach'd +The openying >_> of his ^-^ mouth; uWu but ^w^ suddenwy, +>_< Seeing >_< Owwando, ^.^ it ^.^ unwink'd itself, +And with UwU indented OwO gwides >_> did :33 swip away +x3 Into :3 a ;;w;; bush; uWu undew ;;w;; which >_> bush's shade +OwO A wionyess, with udders >w< aww :33 dwawn >_> dwy, +>w< Way OwO couching, head uWu on >w< gwound, with catlike xDD watch, +When UwU that OwO the sweeping man shouwd stir; uWu fow 'tis +The :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition >_> of UwU that beast +ÚwÚ To uWu pwey uWu on nyothing UwU that doth ÚwÚ seem as UwU dead. +:3 This ^.^ seen, Orlando >_> did xDD appwoach OwO the man, +And ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his :33 bwothew, his ÚwÚ ewdew brother. +CELIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have heard him speak >_> of UwU that >_> same brother; +And ^.^ he >_> did render him OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw +:33 That uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ amongst ^-^ men. +OLIVER. And ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might OwO so uWu do, +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was unnatural. +ROSALIND. But, ^-^ to >_< Owwando: >_> did ^.^ he xDD weave him there, +Food ^-^ to OwO the >w< suck'd ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy wionyess? +OLIVER. ;;w;; Twice >_> did ^.^ he xDD tuwn his ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and UwU puwpos'd >w< so; +But >_> kindnyess, nobler >w< evew than ÚwÚ wevenge, +And UwU nyatuwe, stronger than his ^.^ just uWu occasion, +^w^ Made him ^w^ give ^-^ battwe ^-^ to OwO the wionyess, +OwO Who >_> quickwy feww before him; in ;;w;; which huwtwing +From xDD misewabwe swumbew I ;;w;; awak'd. +CELIA. uWu Awe you his xDD bwothew? +ROSALIND. xDD Was't you ^.^ he x3 wescu'd? +CELIA. xDD Was't you UwU that >_> did OwO so ^w^ oft contrive ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? +OLIVER. ÚwÚ 'Twas I; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 I. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame +ÚwÚ To tell you what I OwO was, >_< since my convewsion +^w^ So OwO sweetwy ^.^ tastes, being OwO the xDD thing I ÚwÚ am. +ROSALIND. But uWu fow OwO the bwoody nyapkin? +OLIVER. By ÚwÚ and by. +When ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^w^ wast, ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^-^ two, +Tears ^-^ ouw recountments xDD had UwU most kindwy x3 bath'd, +UwU As how I came OwO into UwU that desewt place- +UwU In brief, ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to OwO the gentwe Duke, +OwO Who >_> gave me ^.^ fwesh awway ÚwÚ and >_> entewtainment, +>_> Committing me x3 unto my >_< bwothew's :33 wuv; +OwO Who wed me OwO instantwy x3 unto his ^-^ cave, +Thewe :3 stwipp'd himself, ÚwÚ and here x3 upon his arm +The ÚwÚ wionyess xDD had ^-^ town >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^w^ away, +^w^ Which >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe xDD had x3 bwed; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ fainted, +And cwied, in fainting, x3 upon ^-^ Wosawind. +Brief, I UwU wecuvw'd ^w^ him, bound OwO up his :33 wound, +And, aftew >w< some small ^-^ space, being >w< stwong at xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ He x3 sent me hithew, ^w^ stwangew as I OwO am, +ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD stowy, UwU that you UwU might ;;w;; excuse +His ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; pwomise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 this nyapkin, +UwU Dy'd in his blood, x3 unto OwO the shephewd xDD youth +:33 That ^.^ he in uWu spowt doth caww his ^-^ Wosawind. +[ROSALIND >_< swoons] +CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Ganymede! ^w^ sweet ^w^ Ganymede! +OLIVER. >_> Many uWu wiww :33 swoon when uWu they ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on bwood. +CELIA. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe in it. Cousin ^w^ Ganymede! +OLIVER. Look, ^.^ he recovers. +ROSALIND. I would I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. +CELIA. >w< We'ww ;;w;; wead you thithew. +I pray you, uWu wiww you UwU take him uWu by OwO the >_> awm? +OLIVER. Be >_> of good cheew, uWu youth. You :3 a ^w^ man! +You wack :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ heawt. +ROSALIND. I ^-^ do so, I x3 confess it. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a ÚwÚ body would ÚwÚ think +:3 this ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >w< countewfeited. I pray you tell >_> youw bwothew how +;;w;; weww I >w< countewfeited. Heigh-ho! +OLIVER. :3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ countewfeit; there :3 is xDD too gweat OwO testimony in +>_> youw complexion UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a passion >_> of earnest. +ROSALIND. :3 Countewfeit, I assuwe you. +OLIVER. ^.^ Weww then, UwU take :3 a good OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. +ROSALIND. ^w^ So I do; ;;w;; but, >w< i' :33 faith, I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman uWu by +>_> wight. +CELIA. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ wook paler ÚwÚ and uWu pawew; pray you dwaw ^.^ homewawds. +Good ;;w;; siw, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. +OLIVER. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, uWu fow I >w< must bear ÚwÚ answew xDD back +OwO How you ;;w;; excuse my :33 bwothew, ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. I uWu shaww devise UwU something; ;;w;; but, I pray you, ÚwÚ commend my +xDD countewfeiting ^-^ to >_> him. uWu Wiww you go? >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The fowest + +x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY + +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. We uWu shaww find :3 a UwU time, uWu Audwey; >_> patience, gentwe Audrey. +OwO AUDWEY. OwO Faith, OwO the pwiest ÚwÚ was good enyough, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owd +gentweman's UwU saying. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A UwU most ;;w;; wicked Sir xDD Owivew, ^.^ Audwey, :3 a UwU most :3 viwe ;;w;; Mawtext. +But, ^.^ Audwey, there :3 is :3 a xDD youth here in OwO the fowest lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to +you. +OwO AUDWEY. >w< Ay, I xDD knyow ^-^ who 'tis; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; intewest in me in OwO the +;;w;; wowwd; here comes OwO the man you mean. + +x3 Entew WIWWIAM + +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ It :3 is meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^w^ cwown. By my ^w^ twoth, +^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have good xDD wits ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew :3 fow: ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be +flouting; ^-^ we cannyot howd. +UwU WIWWIAM. Good xDD ev'n, Audrey. +OwO AUDWEY. :3 God ye good xDD ev'n, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. +UwU WIWWIAM. And good :3 ev'n ^-^ to you, sir. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good xDD ev'n, gentwe >w< fwiend. ;;w;; Cuvw >w< thy uWu head, cuvw >w< thy +ÚwÚ head; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be cuvw'd. OwO How ^.^ owd awe you, fwiend? +UwU WIWWIAM. ^.^ Five ÚwÚ and :33 twenty, sir. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A wipe age. ^-^ Is >w< thy name UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, sir. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A fair >w< nyame. ^w^ Wast :3 bown >w< i' th' fowest hewe? +UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank God. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. 'Thank OwO God.' OwO A good >w< answew. +Awt rich? +UwU WIWWIAM. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, OwO so ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 'So uWu so' :3 is uWu good, vewy uWu good, vewy excellent >w< good; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO so ÚwÚ so. Awt :3 thou wise? +UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 a pwetty wit. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st :33 weww. I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew :3 a saying: xDD 'The +OwO foow doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu but OwO the xDD wise man knows ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< be +:3 a ^-^ foow.' The ^-^ heathen xDD phiwosophew, when ^.^ he xDD had :3 a desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat :3 a +grape, would open his lips when ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO into his ^-^ mouth; meaning +^.^ theweby UwU that grapes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to xDD eat ÚwÚ and lips ^-^ to xDD open. You ^-^ do +love :3 this ^-^ maid? +UwU WIWWIAM. I uWu do, sir. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; weawnyed? +UwU WIWWIAM. No, sir. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then learn :3 this >_> of :3 me: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a +figuwe in ^w^ whetowic UwU that x3 dwink, being UwU pouw'd >_< out >_> of ^w^ cup OwO into :3 a +glass, uWu by ^w^ fiwwing OwO the ^-^ onye doth uWu empty OwO the other; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw +^-^ wwitews ^-^ do consent UwU that ipse :3 is xDD he; nyow, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ipse, uWu fow I +x3 am ^w^ he. +UwU WIWWIAM. ^w^ Which >_< he, sir? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this OwO woman. :33 Thewefowe, you +UwU cwown, >_> abandon- ;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU vuwgaw OwO weave- OwO the ^w^ society- ;;w;; which +in OwO the boowish :3 is ^-^ company- >_> of :3 this femawe- ;;w;; which in OwO the ^w^ common :3 is +xDD woman- ;;w;; which >_> togethew UwU is: >_> abandon OwO the ^w^ society >_> of :3 this ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, +UwU cwown, :3 thou perishest; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to >w< thy better undewstanding, uWu diest; +;;w;; ow, ^-^ to wit, I :33 kiww ^.^ thee, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, :3 twanswate >w< thy life OwO into +>_< death, >w< thy ;;w;; wibewty OwO into bondage. I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 poison with ^.^ thee, +^w^ ow in bastinado, ^w^ ow in steel; I uWu wiww :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee in ^w^ faction; +uWu wiww ÚwÚ o'ew-wun ÚwÚ thee with >_> powicy; I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and +^w^ fifty ways; OwO thewefowe ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and depart. +OwO AUDWEY. uWu Do, good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. +UwU WIWWIAM. :3 God west you uWu mewwy, sir. Exit + +x3 Entew CORIN + +CORIN. Our ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess UwU seeks OwO you; come ^w^ away, >_> away. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Twip, ^.^ Audwey, :33 twip, Audrey. I x3 attend, I >_> attend. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The fowest + +x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OWIVEW + +^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that uWu on OwO so wittwe >_> acquaintance you shouwd +>_< wike uWu hew? UwU that uWu but >_< seeing you shouwd love uWu hew? ÚwÚ and :33 woving woo? +:3 and, wooing, ^.^ she shouwd >w< gwant? ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; pewsevew ^-^ to enjoy +uWu hew? +OLIVER. ÚwÚ Nyeithew caww OwO the giddiness >_> of ^.^ it in ^.^ question, OwO the poverty +>_> of UwU hew, OwO the small OwO acquaintance, my ^w^ sudden wooing, :3 nyow xDD hew ^w^ sudden +consenting; uWu but uWu say with uWu me, I love :3 Awienya; uWu say with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she +loves me; consent with uWu both UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may enjoy OwO each other. ^w^ It +uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw >w< good; uWu fow my >_< fathew's house ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the OwO wevenyue +UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's uWu wiww I ^-^ estate x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and here live +ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu shephewd. +^-^ OWWANDO. You ^.^ have my consent. >_> Wet >_> youw >w< wedding >w< be >w< to-mowwow. +Thithew uWu wiww I ^w^ invite OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and all's OwO contented ÚwÚ fowwowews. uWu Go +you ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe :3 Awienya; for, ÚwÚ wook you, here comes my ^-^ Wosawind. + +x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND + +ROSALIND. :3 God :33 save you, brother. +OLIVER. And you, fair sistew. Exit +ROSALIND. :33 O, my dear >_< Owwando, how ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee wear +>w< thy OwO heawt in :3 a >w< scawf! +^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ It :3 is my arm. +ROSALIND. I ^w^ thought >w< thy OwO heawt xDD had >_< been >_< wounded with OwO the cwaws >_> of :3 a +wion. +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Wounded ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu but with OwO the eyes >_> of :3 a >_< wady. +ROSALIND. OwO Did >_> youw bwothew tell you how I counterfeited ^-^ to :33 swoon +when ^.^ he show'd me >_> youw ^-^ handkewchew? +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and gweatew wonders than ;;w;; that. +ROSALIND. :33 O, I xDD knyow xDD whewe you >_> awe. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. Thewe ÚwÚ was never +^-^ any xDD thing OwO so ^w^ sudden uWu but OwO the fight >_> of two uWu wams ÚwÚ and Caesar's +thwasonyicaw brag >_> of OwO 'I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' >_< Fow >_> youw bwothew +ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sistew nyo sooner met uWu but uWu they >w< wook'd; nyo sooner ^.^ wook'd uWu but +uWu they lov'd; nyo sooner :33 wov'd uWu but uWu they ^w^ sigh'd; nyo sooner sigh'd uWu but +uWu they ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ onye another OwO the ^.^ weason; nyo sooner knew OwO the reason uWu but +uWu they ÚwÚ sought OwO the :33 wemedy- ÚwÚ and in ^.^ these degrees ^.^ have uWu they :3 made paiw +>_> of ;;w;; staiws ^-^ to mawwiage, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu wiww climb x3 incontinyent, ^w^ ow ewse +>w< be incontinyent before marriage. ^.^ They awe in OwO the vewy ^w^ wwath >_> of +love, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww >w< togethew. :33 Cwubs cannyot part ^.^ them. +^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be married to-morrow; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the UwU Duke +^-^ to OwO the nuptial. But, :33 O, how :33 bittew :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into +>w< happinyess OwO thwough another ÚwÚ man's >_> eyes! By OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu shaww I +to-morrow >w< be at OwO the >_< height >_> of UwU heawt-heavinyess, uWu by how >w< much I +uWu shaww ÚwÚ think my bwothew x3 happy in having what ^.^ he :3 wishes OwO fow. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, then, to-morrow I cannyot sewve >_> youw xDD tuwn uWu fow +UwU Wosawind? +^-^ OWWANDO. I can live nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu by :3 thinking. +ROSALIND. I uWu wiww x3 weawy you, then, nyo ÚwÚ wongew with :33 idwe UwU tawking. xDD Knyow +>_> of me x3 then- uWu fow :3 nyow I speak ^-^ to >w< some puwpose- UwU that I xDD knyow you awe +:3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of good :3 conceit. I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU that you shouwd +bear :3 a good >_< opinyion >_> of my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^w^ insomuch I uWu say I xDD knyow you +;;w;; awe; neither ^-^ do I >_< wabouw uWu fow :3 a gweatew >_< esteem than ^-^ may in >w< some +wittwe measuwe dwaw :3 a bewief ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ to ^-^ do yourself uWu good, ÚwÚ and +^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> me. >_< Bewieve then, ^-^ if you please, UwU that I can ^-^ do +ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; things. I x3 have, >_< since I ÚwÚ was three yeaw >_> owd, >_< convews'd +with :3 a ^-^ magician, UwU most :3 pwofound in his art ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ;;w;; damnyabwe. +>w< If you ^-^ do love Rosalind OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt as >_> youw xDD gestuwe x3 cwies +^.^ it out, when >_> youw bwothew :3 mawwies ^.^ Awienya uWu shaww you ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. I +xDD knyow OwO into what stwaits >_> of >_> fowtunye ^.^ she :3 is dwiven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot +impossibwe ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot :3 inconvenyient ^-^ to you, ^-^ to xDD set +xDD hew before >_> youw eyes to-morrow, human as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without ^-^ any +>_> dangew. +^-^ OWWANDO. Speak'st :3 thou in :33 sobew meanyings? +ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, I do; ;;w;; which I >w< tendew dearly, >w< though I uWu say I +x3 am :3 a magician. OwO Thewefowe >w< put you in >_> youw :33 best awway, ;;w;; bid >_> youw +fwiends; uWu fow ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< be married to-morrow, you shall; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to +Rosalind, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. + +x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE + +Look, here comes :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of hers. +PHEBE. x3 Youth, you ^.^ have x3 donye me >w< much ungentleness +ÚwÚ To show OwO the letter UwU that I :3 wwit ^-^ to you. +ROSALIND. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I have. ^w^ It :3 is my study +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^.^ despitefuw ÚwÚ and ungentwe ^-^ to you. +You awe there follow'd uWu by :3 a xDD faithfuw shepherd; +Wook x3 upon ^w^ him, love him; ^.^ he :3 wowships you. +PHEBE. Good >w< shephewd, tell :3 this xDD youth what 'tis ^-^ to wuv. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; +And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. +PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. +^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvice; +And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. +PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. +^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of fantasy, +^-^ Aww :3 made >_> of :3 passion, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 made >_> of ;;w;; wishes; +^-^ Aww adowation, duty, ÚwÚ and x3 obsewvance, +^-^ Aww humbwenyess, >w< aww >_> patience, ÚwÚ and :33 impatience, +^-^ Aww purity, >w< aww trial, >w< aww uWu obedience; +And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. +PHEBE. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. +^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. +ROSALIND. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. +PHEBE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? +^.^ SIWVIUS. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? +ROSALIND. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak UwU too, ;;w;; 'Why blame you me ^-^ to love ^-^ you?' +^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ To xDD hew UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow doth ^.^ nyot heaw. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pway you, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; 'tis >_< wike OwO the howwing >_> of Iwish +wolves x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you ^-^ if I ^.^ can. +uWu [To ;;w;; PHEBE] I would love you ^-^ if I couwd.- >w< To-mowwow ^.^ meet me >w< aww +>w< togethew. OwO [ ÚwÚ To UwU PHEBE ] I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you ^-^ if >w< evew I ÚwÚ mawwy woman, +ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] I uWu wiww xDD satisfy you ^-^ if +>w< evew I ;;w;; satisfied man, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To +Silvius] I uWu wiww ^.^ content you ^-^ if what pweases you uWu contents you, ÚwÚ and +you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] UwU As you love +Rosalind, ÚwÚ meet. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] UwU As you love ^w^ Phebe, xDD meet;- ÚwÚ and as I +love nyo woman, I'll ÚwÚ meet. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have weft you +>_< commands. +^.^ SIWVIUS. I'll ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, ^-^ if I wive. +PHEBE. Nyow :3 I. +^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow :3 I. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The fowest + +x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY + +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the >_< joyfuw day, ;;w;; Audwe'y; to-morrow uWu wiww ^-^ we +>w< be :3 mawwied. +OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is nyo +>_< dishonyest desiwe ^-^ to desiwe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO the world. ;;w;; Hewe come +two >_> of OwO the banish'd >w< Duke's pages. + +x3 Entew two UwU PAGES + +OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. ^.^ Weww met, >w< honyest gentleman. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; weww :33 met. Come >_> sit, >_> sit, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. +x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. We awe uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ sit >w< i' th' >_< middwe. +OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. :33 Shaww ^-^ we cwap into't ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ without ^.^ hawking, ^w^ ow +^.^ spitting, ^w^ ow ^.^ saying ^-^ we awe uWu hoawse, ;;w;; which awe OwO the only prologues +^-^ to :3 a OwO bad voice? +x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. uWu I'faith, UwU i'faith; ÚwÚ and uWu both in :3 a tunye, >_< wike two :3 gipsies +uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ howse. + +>w< SONG. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ and his x3 wass, +x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, +:33 That o'ew OwO the green :3 cown-fiewd >_> did xDD pass +UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, OwO the only pwetty ring UwU time, +When :33 biwds ^-^ do sing, x3 hey uWu ding :3 a ding, ^-^ ding. +^.^ Sweet lovers love OwO the spring. + +>w< Between OwO the ^w^ acwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ wye, +x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, +^.^ These pwetty ;;w;; countwy xDD fowks would >_< wie, +UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. + +:3 This carol uWu they >_< began UwU that xDD houw, +x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, +OwO How UwU that :3 a life ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a ^w^ fwowew, +UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. + +And OwO thewefowe UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, +x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, +>_< Fow love :3 is crowned with OwO the ;;w;; pwime, +UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. + +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, x3 young gentlemen, >w< though there ÚwÚ was nyo gweat +matter in OwO the OwO ditty, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ was vewy xDD untunyeabwe. +OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. uWu YOU awe uWu deceiv'd, siw; ^-^ we ^-^ kept UwU time, ^-^ we lost ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw +xDD time. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ yes; I ;;w;; count ^.^ it uWu but UwU time lost ^-^ to hear such +:3 a foowish UwU song. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 God OwO mend >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Come, +Audrey. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The fowest + +x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, :3 OWWANDO, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and CEWIA + +DUKE SENIOR. Dost :3 thou >w< bewieve, >_< Owwando, UwU that OwO the :3 boy +^w^ Can ^-^ do >w< aww :3 this UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath pwomised? +^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do nyot: +UwU As x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feaw uWu they hope, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow uWu they fear. + +x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, >_> SIWVIUS, ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE + +ROSALIND. uWu Patience UwU once :3 mowe, whiwes ^-^ ouw xDD compact :3 is :33 uwg'd: +You ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I bwing in >_> youw Rosalind, +You uWu wiww bestow xDD hew uWu on Orlando hewe? +DUKE SENIOR. :33 That would OwO I, xDD had I xDD kingdoms ^-^ to ^w^ give with :3 hew. +ROSALIND. And you uWu say you uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD hew when I bwing uWu hew? +^-^ OWWANDO. :33 That would OwO I, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >w< aww xDD kingdoms xDD king. +ROSALIND. You uWu say ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be wiwwing? +PHEBE. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, shouwd I die OwO the hour >w< aftew. +ROSALIND. But ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, +You'll ^w^ give yourself ^-^ to :3 this UwU most xDD faithfuw ^-^ shephewd? +PHEBE. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ;;w;; bawgain. +ROSALIND. You uWu say UwU that ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ if ^.^ she x3 wiww? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew ÚwÚ and death ;;w;; wewe uWu both ^-^ onye >_> thing. +ROSALIND. I ^.^ have OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this matter even. +Keep you >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, :3 O Duke, ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; +You xDD youws, >_< Owwando, ^-^ to weceive his ^-^ daughtew; +Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ Phebe, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, +Ow ewse, wefusing uWu me, ^-^ to wed :3 this shepherd; +Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ;;w;; Siwvius, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew +>w< If ^.^ she ^w^ wefuse me; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence I ÚwÚ go, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ these :33 doubts >w< aww even. +>_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA +DUKE SENIOR. I ^-^ do wemembew in :3 this shephewd :3 boy +uWu Some lively UwU touches >_> of my :33 daughtew's OwO favouw. +^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My lord, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that I >w< evew ^-^ saw him +uWu Methought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a bwothew ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. +But, my good lord, :3 this :3 boy :3 is forest-born, +And ;;w;; hath >_< been tutor'd in OwO the rudiments +x3 Of many desperate studies uWu by his uncwe, +x3 Whom ^.^ he reports ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ magician, +Obscured in OwO the ciwcwe >_> of :3 this >_< fowest. + +x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY + +:3 JAQUES. Thewe ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, another flood toward, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these couples awe +UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the :3 awk. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a paiw >_> of vewy ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ beasts ;;w;; which +in >w< aww ^.^ tongues awe xDD caww'd fools. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Sawutation ÚwÚ and greeting ^-^ to you all! +:3 JAQUES. Good my lord, ;;w;; bid him welcome. :3 This :3 is OwO the motley-minded +^-^ gentweman UwU that I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often met in OwO the >_< fowest. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a +:33 couwtiew, ^.^ he uWu sweaws. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< If ^-^ any man x3 doubt UwU that, let him >w< put me ^-^ to my xDD puwgation. +I ^.^ have >w< twod :3 a measuwe; I ^.^ have fwatt'wed :3 a lady; I ^.^ have >_< been +^.^ powitic with my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ smooth with >_< minye enemy; I ^.^ have undonye +three taiwows; I ^.^ have xDD had ;;w;; fouw :33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD fought +^w^ onye. +:3 JAQUES. And how ÚwÚ was UwU that ta'en ^.^ up? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO Faith, ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found OwO the >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was x3 upon OwO the +^-^ seventh ^.^ cause. +:3 JAQUES. OwO How ^-^ seventh cause? Good my lord, >_< wike :3 this fewwow. +DUKE SENIOR. I >_< wike him vewy :33 weww. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 God ;;w;; 'iwd you, siw; I desiwe you >_> of OwO the like. I press in +;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; countwy copulatives, ^-^ to uWu sweaw +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu fowsweaw, >w< accowding as mawwiage OwO binds ÚwÚ and UwU bwood bweaks. OwO A +UwU poow UwU viwgin, ;;w;; siw, OwO an uWu iww-favouw'd :33 thing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but >_< minye own; :3 a +UwU poow humouw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU take UwU that UwU that man ewse uWu wiww. UwU Wich +xDD honyesty dwells >_< wike :3 a ^-^ misew, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a UwU poow >_< house; as >_> youw ;;w;; peaww +in >_> youw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ oystew. +DUKE SENIOR. By my :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is vewy swift ÚwÚ and sententious. +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the foow's bowt, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and such >w< duwcet +xDD diseases. +:3 JAQUES. But, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ seventh UwU cause: how >_> did you find OwO the >_< quawwew uWu on +OwO the ^-^ seventh cause? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Upon :3 a lie :3 seven xDD times :33 wemuvd- bear >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe +>_> seeming, Audrey- as thus, sir. I >_> did :33 diswike OwO the ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain +courtier's ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he x3 sent me ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ if I ^w^ said his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ cut well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wetowt +^-^ Couwteous. >w< If I x3 sent him >_> wowd UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would +^-^ send me >_> wowd ^.^ he ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease :3 himsewf. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Quip +Modest. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he disabwed my UwU judgment. +:3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the ^w^ Wepwy ÚwÚ Chuwwish. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, +^.^ he would ÚwÚ answew I ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot true. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wepwoof +^-^ Vawiant. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would uWu say I ^-^ wie. :3 This +:3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Countercheck uWu Quawwewsome. And OwO so ^-^ to OwO the Wie +Ciwcumstantiaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Wie Diwect. +:3 JAQUES. And how ^w^ oft >_> did you uWu say his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I durst >w< go nyo further than OwO the Wie >_> Ciwcumstantiaw, :3 nyow +^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me OwO the Wie Direct; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we :33 measuw'd >_> swowds +ÚwÚ and pawted. +:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Can you >_> nyominyate in owdew :3 nyow OwO the degrees >_> of OwO the wie? +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_< quawwew in x3 pwint uWu by OwO the book, as you ^.^ have +:33 books uWu fow good OwO mannyews. I uWu wiww name you OwO the degrees. The :33 fiwst, +OwO the Wetowt Courteous; OwO the ^-^ second, OwO the Quip :33 Modest; OwO the third, OwO the +^w^ Wepwy Churlish; OwO the fouwth, OwO the Wepwoof Valiant; OwO the uWu fifth, OwO the +Countercheck ÚwÚ Quawwewsome; OwO the :3 sixth, OwO the Wie with Circumstance; +OwO the seventh, OwO the Wie Diwect. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these you ^-^ may UwU avoid uWu but OwO the Wie +Direct; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may UwU avoid UwU that xDD too with OwO an :3 If. I knew when :3 seven +x3 justices :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but when OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; wewe +met themsewves, ^-^ onye >_> of them ^w^ thought uWu but >_> of OwO an ^.^ If, as: OwO 'If you +^w^ said so, then I ^w^ said uWu so.' And uWu they shook x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe +OwO bwothews. Your >w< If :3 is OwO the only peace-makew; >w< much :3 viwtue in :3 If. +:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a x3 wawe fewwow, my UwU wowd? +>w< He's as good at ^-^ any :33 thing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a >_> foow. +DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ He :3 uses his ^.^ fowwy >_< wike :3 a ^w^ stawking-howse, ÚwÚ and uWu undew OwO the +presentation >_> of UwU that ^.^ he :3 shoots his >_< wit: + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ HYMEN, UwU WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ and CELIA. OwO Stiww ^.^ MUSIC + +HYMEN. ;;w;; Then :3 is there uWu miwth in UwU heaven, +When earthly >w< things :3 made x3 even +uWu Atonye >w< togethew. +Good Duke, weceive >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; +^w^ Hymen ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ bwought UwU hew, +xDD Yea, ^w^ bwought xDD hew hithew, +:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst >_> join xDD hew hand with his, +uWu Whose OwO heawt within his uWu bosom is. +ROSALIND. uWu [To >w< DUKE] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. +uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. +DUKE SENIOR. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my daughter. +^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my ^-^ Wosawind. +PHEBE. >w< If OwO sight ÚwÚ and ^-^ shape >w< be true, +UwU Why then, my love ;;w;; adieu! +ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo fathew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; +I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD husband, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; +Nyow :33 nye'ew wed woman, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot she. +HYMEN. Peace, UwU ho! I bar ÚwÚ confusion; +^.^ 'Tis I >w< must ^-^ make >_> concwusion +x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ÚwÚ stwange :33 events. +Here's eight UwU that >w< must UwU take ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ To >_> join in >_> Hymen's x3 bands, +>w< If >w< twuth howds OwO twue contents. +You ÚwÚ and you nyo cross uWu shaww part; +You ÚwÚ and you awe OwO heawt in >_> heawt; +You ^-^ to his love >w< must accowd, +Ow ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wowd; +You ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe togethew, +UwU As OwO the winter ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw UwU weathew. +ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 a wedwock-hymn ^-^ we sing, +:33 Feed youwsewves with >w< questionying, +:33 That reason wonder ^-^ may diminish, +OwO How ;;w;; thus ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things x3 finyish. + +SONG +>_> Wedding :3 is gweat uWu Junyo's >_< cwown; +:3 O bwessed bond >_> of board ÚwÚ and bed! +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ Hymen peoples every UwU town; +High wedlock then >w< be honoured. +Honour, UwU high xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and renown, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Hymen, god >_> of every town! + +DUKE SENIOR. :3 O my dear niece, ^-^ wewcome :3 thou art ^-^ to UwU me! +>_< Even >_> daughtew, ^-^ wewcome in nyo less degree. +PHEBE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat my ;;w;; wowd, :3 nyow :3 thou art mine; +x3 Thy :3 faith my fancy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee doth combinye. + +x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de >_> BOYS + +^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de UwU BOYS. >_> Wet me ^.^ have ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow ^-^ two. +I x3 am OwO the uWu second :3 son >_> of ^.^ owd Sir >w< Wowwand, +:33 That bwing ^.^ these >_< tidings ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. +UwU Duke ÚwÚ Fwedewick, hearing how UwU that every :3 day +Men >_> of gweat wowth ^w^ wesowted ^-^ to :3 this UwU fowest, +ÚwÚ Addwess'd :3 a :3 mighty powew; ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe uWu on ^.^ foot, +UwU In his >_> own ;;w;; conduct, purposely ^-^ to UwU take +His bwothew ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to OwO the swowd; +And ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wood ^.^ he >w< came, +Whewe, meeting with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious man, +:33 Aftew >w< some xDD question with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was OwO convewted +Both ^-^ fwom his enterprise ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +His :3 cwown ÚwÚ bequeathing ^-^ to his banish'd :33 bwothew, +And >w< aww theiw x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to them UwU again +:33 That ;;w;; wewe with him exiw'd. :3 This ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue +I ^-^ do uWu engage my wife. +DUKE SENIOR. Wewcome, x3 young xDD man. +Thou offew'st ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wedding: +ÚwÚ To one, his x3 wands withhewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the xDD othew, +OwO A ^.^ wand itsewf at large, :3 a potent >_> dukedom. +First, in :3 this fowest let OwO us ^-^ do x3 those ends +:33 That here ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww begun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 begot; +And aftew, every >_> of :3 this x3 happy ^w^ nyumbew, +:33 That ^.^ have enduw'd >_< shwewd >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< us, +:33 Shaww share OwO the good >_> of ^-^ ouw wetuwnyed OwO fowtunye, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the measuwe >_> of theiw OwO states. +^w^ Meantime, ^-^ fowget :3 this new-fall'n dignity, +And ^-^ faww OwO into ^-^ ouw wustic revelry. +Play, x3 music; ÚwÚ and you UwU bwides ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwidegwooms aww, +x3 With measuwe >w< heap'd in joy, ^-^ to th' measuwes OwO faww. +:3 JAQUES. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw uWu patience. >w< If I heard you rightly, +The UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on :3 a ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, +And ^-^ thwown OwO into ^.^ nyegwect OwO the UwU pompous couwt. +^-^ JAQUES DE UwU BOYS. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww :3 I. Out >_> of ^.^ these uWu convewtites +Thewe :3 is >w< much matter ^-^ to >w< be heard ÚwÚ and learn'd. +uWu [To >w< DUKE] You ^-^ to >_> youw fowmew uWu honyouw I :33 bequeath; +Your >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves it. +uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] You ^-^ to :3 a love UwU that >_> youw OwO twue :3 faith doth merit; +uWu [To :33 OWIVEW] You ^-^ to >_> youw wand, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and gweat awwies +uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] You ^-^ to :3 a wong ÚwÚ and :33 weww-desewved ^-^ bed; +uWu [To TOUCHSTONE] And you ^-^ to >_< wwangwing; uWu fow >w< thy :33 woving UwU voyage +^-^ Is uWu but uWu fow two ^.^ months victuall'd.- ^w^ So ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes; +I x3 am uWu fow uWu othew than uWu fow ^-^ dancing ;;w;; measuwes. +DUKE SENIOR. >w< Stay, ^.^ Jaques, >_> stay. +:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To UwU see nyo UwU pastime :3 I. What you would ^.^ have +I'll stay ^-^ to xDD knyow at >_> youw OwO abandon'd UwU cave. Exit +DUKE SENIOR. Pwoceed, :3 pwoceed. We uWu wiww begin ^.^ these ^w^ wites, +UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD twust they'll end, in OwO twue delights. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] >_< Exeunt + +EPILOGUE +OwO EPIWOGUE. +ROSALIND. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to UwU see OwO the wady OwO the epilogue; uWu but +^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ unhandsome than ^-^ to UwU see OwO the lord OwO the prologue. >w< If ^.^ it +>w< be OwO twue UwU that good xDD winye ^.^ nyeeds nyo >_< bush, 'tis OwO twue UwU that :3 a good xDD pway +^.^ nyeeds nyo epiwogue. >_> Yet ^-^ to good xDD winye uWu they ^-^ do ;;w;; use good bushes; ÚwÚ and +good uWu pways ^w^ pwuv OwO the better uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of good epiwogues. What :3 a +UwU case x3 am I in then, UwU that x3 am neither :3 a good epiwogue, :3 nyow cannyot +insinuate with you in OwO the behawf >_> of :3 a good uWu pway! I x3 am ^.^ nyot +furnish'd >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw; OwO thewefowe ^-^ to UwU beg uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become >_> me. UwU My +uWu way :3 is ^-^ to conjuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and I'll begin with OwO the >w< women. I chawge +you, :3 O :3 women, uWu fow OwO the love you bear ^-^ to ^-^ men, ^-^ to >_< wike as >w< much >_> of +:3 this xDD pway as >w< pwease OwO you; ÚwÚ and I chawge you, :3 O ^-^ men, uWu fow OwO the love +you bear ^-^ to :3 women- as I pewceive uWu by >_> youw :33 simp'wing UwU nyonye >_> of you +OwO hates ^w^ them- UwU that :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women OwO the xDD pway ^-^ may pwease. +>w< If I ;;w;; wewe :3 a woman, I would ÚwÚ kiss as many >_> of you as xDD had beawds UwU that +pleas'd uWu me, compwexions UwU that x3 wik'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bweaths UwU that I ^.^ defied +not; :3 and, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, as many as ^.^ have good beawds, ^w^ ow good :3 faces, +^w^ ow ^w^ sweet breaths, wiww, uWu fow my >w< kind >w< offew, when I ^-^ make cuwtsy, +;;w;; bid me faweweww. + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + + + +UwU 1593 + +OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +uWu SOWINyUS, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Ephesus +OwO AEGEON, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of >_> Sywacuse + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews ÚwÚ and >_< sons ^-^ to +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE Aegion ÚwÚ and :3 Aemewia + +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews, ÚwÚ and attendants uWu on +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE OwO the two ^w^ Antiphowuses + +xDD BAWTHAZAW, :3 a ^.^ mewchant +xDD ANGEWO, :3 a UwU gowdsmith +OwO FIWST MEWCHANT, fwiend ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of >_> Sywacuse +x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, ^-^ to xDD whom x3 Angewo :3 is :3 a UwU debtow +>_< PINCH, :3 a schoowmastew + +AEMILIA, UwU wife ^-^ to AEgeon; OwO an >_> abbess at UwU Ephesus +xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of UwU Ephesus +UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew +uWu WUCE, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Adriana + +OwO A COURTEZAN + +Gaoler, UwU Officews, x3 Attendants + + + + + +SCENyE: +UwU Ephesus + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +OwO A hall in OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, OwO AEGEON, OwO the Merchant +>_> of Syracuse, :3 GAOWEW, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +:33 AEGEON. Pwoceed, :3 Sowinyus, ^-^ to procure my fall, +And uWu by OwO the :33 doom >_> of death ^-^ end ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and all. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Merchant >_> of Syracuse, >w< pwead nyo ^-^ mowe; +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ to UwU infwinge ^-^ ouw ;;w;; waws. +The :33 enmity ÚwÚ and uWu discowd ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate +:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wancowous outwage >_> of >_> youw >_> duke +ÚwÚ To merchants, ^-^ ouw weww-deawing countrymen, +Who, >_< wanting ;;w;; guiwdews ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem theiw x3 wives, +>_< Have seal'd his UwU wigowous :33 statutes with theiw bwoods, +;;w;; Excwudes >w< aww ^-^ pity ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 thweat'nying OwO wooks. +>_< Fow, >_< since OwO the x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and intestinye x3 jaws +'Twixt >w< thy seditious >w< countwymen ÚwÚ and >w< us, +^w^ It ;;w;; hath in sowemn ^-^ synyods >_< been :33 decweed, +Both uWu by OwO the Syracusians ÚwÚ and >w< ouwsewves, +ÚwÚ To UwU admit nyo ^.^ twaffic ^-^ to ^-^ ouw advewse ^-^ towns; +;;w;; Nyay, mowe: ^-^ if ^-^ any :3 bown at UwU Ephesus +Be uWu seen at ^-^ any Syracusian :33 mawts ÚwÚ and fairs; +xDD Again, ^-^ if ^-^ any Syracusian :3 bown +Come ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay >_> of Ephesus-he ^.^ dies, +His goods ;;w;; confiscate ^-^ to OwO the >w< Duke's xDD dispose, +>_< Unwess :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >w< be x3 wevied, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the penyawty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wansom >_> him. +x3 Thy UwU substance, vawued at OwO the OwO highest :3 wate, +Cannyot ÚwÚ amount x3 unto :3 a ^-^ hundwed marks; +OwO Thewefowe uWu by OwO waw :3 thou art :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. +:33 AEGEON. >_> Yet :3 this my UwU comfowt: when >_> youw uWu wowds awe >_< donye, +UwU My ^.^ woes ^-^ end wikewise with OwO the evening OwO sun. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, x3 Sywacusian, uWu say in bwief OwO the cause +UwU Why :3 thou >_< depawted'st ^-^ fwom >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative home, +And uWu fow what cause :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to Ephesus. +:33 AEGEON. OwO A heaview ^w^ task :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been :3 impos'd +>w< Than I ^-^ to speak my gwiefs ^w^ unspeakabwe; +xDD Yet, UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may witness UwU that my ^-^ end +>_> Was wrought uWu by UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 viwe offence, +I'll xDD uttew what my UwU sowwow gives me weave. +UwU In >_> Sywacuse ÚwÚ was I :33 bown, ÚwÚ and wed +^.^ Unto :3 a woman, x3 happy uWu but uWu fow uWu me, +And uWu by uWu me, xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw :3 hap >_< been >w< bad. +x3 With xDD hew I uWu wiv'd in >_< joy; ^-^ ouw wealth incweas'd +By pwospewous voyages I >_< often :3 made +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Epidamnyum; ÚwÚ tiww my factor's >_< death, +And OwO the gweat cawe >_> of goods at random left, +Drew me ^-^ fwom >w< kind ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of my spouse: +From xDD whom my absence ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO six ^.^ months >_> owd, +Before herself, ^w^ awmost at x3 fainting uWu undew +The >w< pweasing punishment UwU that >w< women ^-^ beaw, +Had :3 made pwovision uWu fow xDD hew following uWu me, +And >_> soon ÚwÚ and xDD safe OwO awwived xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was. +Thewe xDD had ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< been wong uWu but ^.^ she became +OwO A >_< joyfuw mothew >_> of two ÚwÚ goodwy >w< sons; +And, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was stwange, OwO the ^-^ onye OwO so >_< wike OwO the uWu othew +UwU As :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be disdnguish'd uWu but uWu by UwU nyames. +:33 That vewy xDD houw, ÚwÚ and in OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ inn, +OwO A UwU mean ^-^ woman ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed +x3 Of such :3 a >_< buwden, mawe twins, uWu both alike. +OwO Those, uWu fow theiw parents ;;w;; wewe >w< exceeding xDD poow, +I >_> bought, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought OwO up ^-^ to ^.^ attend my :33 sons. +UwU My xDD wife, ^.^ nyot meanly >_> pwoud >_> of two such uWu boys, +^w^ Made ;;w;; daiwy motions uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU home ;;w;; wetuwn; +>_> Unwiwwing, I :33 agweed. Alas! xDD too >_> soon +We came >_< aboawd. +OwO A >_> weague ^-^ fwom ^w^ Epidamnyum xDD had ^-^ we saiw'd +Before OwO the :33 awways-wind-obeying ^-^ deep +Gave ^-^ any ;;w;; twagic instance >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hawm: +But ÚwÚ wongew >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wetain >w< much hope, +>_< Fow what :3 obscuwed ^.^ wight OwO the uWu heavens >_> did gwant +OwO Did uWu but convey x3 unto ^-^ ouw xDD feawfuw ^w^ minds +OwO A doubtfuw ;;w;; wawwant >_> of immediate ^w^ death; +^w^ Which >w< though ^-^ mysewf would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have :3 embwac'd, +>_> Yet OwO the :33 incessant ÚwÚ weepings >_> of my xDD wife, +UwU Weeping before uWu fow what ^.^ she ^-^ saw >w< must xDD come, +And >w< piteous ;;w;; pwainyings >_> of OwO the pwetty UwU babes, +:33 That >_> mouwn'd uWu fow x3 fashion, ^w^ ignyowant what ^-^ to feaw, +OwO Fowc'd me ^-^ to >w< seek >_< deways uWu fow them ÚwÚ and >_> me. +And :3 this ^.^ it OwO was, uWu fow uWu othew :3 means ÚwÚ was none: +The :33 saiwows ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >_> safety uWu by ^-^ ouw >_> boat, +And weft OwO the ^-^ ship, then >_> sinking-wipe, ^-^ to >_< us; +UwU My xDD wife, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cawefuw uWu fow OwO the >_< wattew-bown, +Had fast'ned him x3 unto :3 a small spawe :3 mast, +Such as sea-fawing x3 men :3 pwovide uWu fow ^-^ stowms; +ÚwÚ To him ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the uWu othew UwU twins ÚwÚ was UwU bound, +>w< Whiwst I xDD had >_< been >_< wike xDD heedfuw >_> of OwO the other. +The chiwdwen ;;w;; thus ^.^ dispos'd, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO I, +xDD Fixing ^-^ ouw eyes uWu on xDD whom ^-^ ouw cawe ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd, +;;w;; Fast'nyed uWu ouwsewves at ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end OwO the :3 mast, +And, fwoating stwaight, uWu obedient ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, +>_> Was xDD cawwied towards ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. +^.^ At wength OwO the >_> sun, UwU gazing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, +>_> Dispews'd x3 those ^w^ vapouws UwU that uWu offended >_< us; +And, uWu by OwO the benefit >_> of his ÚwÚ wished >_< wight, +The :33 seas UwU wax'd ^-^ cawm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ discuvwed +>w< Two ^-^ ships ^-^ fwom :3 faw :33 making ;;w;; amain ^-^ to us- +x3 Of ^-^ Cowinth UwU that, >_> of Epidauwus ÚwÚ this. +But ewe uWu they :3 came-O, let me uWu say nyo ;;w;; mowe! +Gathew OwO the >w< sequew uWu by UwU that went >_> befowe. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 fowwawd, ^.^ owd man, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak x3 off >w< so; +>_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ may pity, >w< though ^.^ nyot pawdon thee. +:33 AEGEON. :33 O, xDD had OwO the UwU gods x3 donye so, I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow +x3 Wowthiwy term'd them >_< mewciwess ^-^ to >_< us! +>_< Fow, ewe OwO the ^-^ ships :33 couwd ^.^ meet uWu by ^w^ twice five uWu weagues, +We ;;w;; wewe UwU encount'wed uWu by :3 a :3 mighty rock, +^w^ Which being viowentwy ÚwÚ bownye OwO upon, +Our UwU hewpfuw ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was ^-^ spwitted in OwO the midst; +^w^ So UwU that, in :3 this ^.^ unjust divorce >_> of >w< us, +>_> Fowtunye xDD had weft ^-^ to uWu both >_> of OwO us alike +What ^-^ to dewight ÚwÚ in, what ^-^ to UwU sowwow OwO fow. +Her UwU pawt, UwU poow >_> souw, seeming as buwdenyed +x3 With ^.^ wessew ^-^ weight, uWu but ^.^ nyot with ^.^ wessew x3 woe, +>_> Was xDD cawwied with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ speed before OwO the >_> wind; +And in ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they three ;;w;; wewe :3 taken OwO up +By xDD fishewmen >_> of ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. +^.^ At wength another ;;w;; ship xDD had >w< seiz'd uWu on >_< us; +And, ÚwÚ knyowing xDD whom ^.^ it ÚwÚ was theiw :3 hap ^-^ to UwU save, +Gave heawthfuw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to theiw ship-wreck'd :33 guests, +And would ^.^ have reft OwO the uWu fishews >_> of theiw xDD pwey, +Had ^.^ nyot theiw bark >_< been vewy uWu swow >_> of saiw; +And OwO thewefowe homeward >_> did uWu they ^-^ bend theiw >_> couwse. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard me UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my >_< bwiss, +:33 That uWu by ^-^ misfowtunyes ÚwÚ was my life prolong'd, +ÚwÚ To tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of my >_> own xDD mishaps. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And, uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of them :3 thou sowwowest for, +Do me OwO the :3 favouw ^-^ to ^w^ diwate at :33 fuww +What ^.^ have >_> befaww'n >_> of them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +:33 AEGEON. UwU My ^w^ youngest OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ewdest cawe, +^.^ At >_> eighteen years became inquisitive +:33 Aftew his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and importun'd me +:33 That his >_< attendant-so his UwU case ÚwÚ was ^-^ wike, +x3 Weft >_> of his :33 bwothew, uWu but xDD wetain'd his name- +OwO Might bear him >_> company in OwO the x3 quest >_> of him; +x3 Whom UwU whiwst I laboured >_> of :3 a love ^-^ to >_> see, +I hazawded OwO the woss >_> of xDD whom I >_> wov'd. +^.^ Five ^.^ summews ^.^ have I spent in uWu fawthest Greece, +:33 Woaming cwean OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu Asia, +And, UwU coasting xDD homewawd, came ^-^ to Ephesus; +Hopeless ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ yet loath ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ unsought +Ow UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ any place UwU that hawbouws ^-^ men. +But here >w< must ^-^ end OwO the story >_> of my life; +And x3 happy ;;w;; wewe I in my UwU timewy >_< death, +Could >w< aww my >_> twavews ;;w;; wawwant me uWu they wive. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Hapwess, >w< Aegeon, xDD whom OwO the fates ^.^ have OwO mawk'd +ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of x3 diwe x3 mishap! +Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 against ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, +uWu Against my UwU cwown, my ^-^ oath, my dignity, +^w^ Which princes, would uWu they, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< disannyuw, +UwU My ^w^ souw shouwd >w< sue as ^-^ advocate uWu fow thee. +But >w< though :3 thou art ^.^ adjudged ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, +And x3 passed >_< sentence ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wecaww'd +But ^-^ to ^-^ ouw honour's gweat dispawagement, +>_> Yet uWu wiww I :3 favouw ÚwÚ thee in what I ^.^ can. +:33 Thewefowe, merchant, I'll UwU wimit ÚwÚ thee :3 this :3 day +ÚwÚ To >w< seek >w< thy ^w^ hewp uWu by benyeficiaw >_< hap. +>_> Twy >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou x3 hast in Ephesus; +:33 Beg thou, ^w^ ow xDD bowwow, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the >w< sum, +And :3 wive; ^-^ if no, then :3 thou art ^.^ doom'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. +Gaoler, UwU take him ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ custody. +GAOWEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +:33 AEGEON. Hopeless ÚwÚ and helpless doth Aegeon wend, +But ^-^ to pwocwastinyate his lifeless OwO end. +^w^ _< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST MERCHANT + +OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. :33 Thewefowe, ^w^ give >_< out you awe >_> of Epidamnyum, +Lest UwU that >_> youw goods xDD too >_> soon >w< be OwO confiscate. +:3 This vewy :3 day :3 a Syracusian ^.^ mewchant +^-^ Is >_< appwehended uWu fow >_< awwivaw xDD hewe; +And, ^.^ nyot being able ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_< out his xDD wife, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; statute >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, +^.^ Dies ewe OwO the x3 weawy >_< sun xDD set in OwO the ^-^ west. +Thewe :3 is >_> youw money UwU that I xDD had ^-^ to keep. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, xDD whewe ^-^ we ^w^ host. +And stay there, uWu Dwomio, ÚwÚ tiww I come ^-^ to thee. +xDD Within :3 this hour ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :33 dinnyew-time; +;;w;; Tiww UwU that, I'll view OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, +^-^ Pewuse OwO the twadews, xDD gaze x3 upon OwO the buiwdings, +And then xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep within >_< minye :33 inn; +>_< Fow with wong ^w^ twavew I x3 am ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and weary. +UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> away. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Many :3 a man would UwU take you at >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, +And >w< go :3 indeed, having OwO so good :3 a mean. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A >_> twusty viwwain, ;;w;; siw, UwU that vewy oft, +When I x3 am :33 duww with cawe ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, +Lightens my humouw with his >_> mewwy OwO jests. +>_> What, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk with me about OwO the ;;w;; town, +And then >w< go ^-^ to my ^-^ inn ÚwÚ and uWu dinye with x3 me? +OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am ^.^ invited, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cewtain merchants, +x3 Of xDD whom I >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< much benefit; +I crave >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. Soon at five o'cwock, +UwU Pwease you, I'll ^.^ meet with you x3 upon OwO the mart, +And aftewwawd >w< consowt you ÚwÚ tiww bed xDD time. +UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess calls me ^-^ fwom you OwO nyow. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go wose ÚwÚ mysewf, +And ÚwÚ wandew OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to view OwO the :33 city. +OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ content. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; commends me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ^.^ content +Commends me ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing I cannyot ^-^ get. +I ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd x3 am >_< wike :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew +:33 That in OwO the :33 ocean UwU seeks another drop, +Who, fawwing there ^-^ to find his :3 fewwow >w< fowth, +OwO Unseen, ^w^ inquisitive, ;;w;; confounds :3 himsewf. +^w^ So OwO I, ^-^ to find :3 a mothew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 bwothew, +UwU In x3 quest >_> of ;;w;; them, >w< unhappy, wose ^-^ mysewf. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :3 awmanyac >_> of my OwO twue ^.^ date. +What ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art wetuwn'd OwO so ^.^ soon? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Return'd OwO so ^-^ soon! wathew approach'd xDD too late. +The :3 capon buwns, OwO the xDD pig ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; spit; +The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath strucken twewve x3 upon OwO the OwO beww- +UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ onye x3 upon my xDD cheek; +She :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot ^.^ because OwO the meat :3 is cold, +The meat :3 is x3 cowd ^.^ because you come ^.^ nyot home, +You come ^.^ nyot UwU home ^.^ because you ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, +You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, having x3 bwoke >_> youw uWu fast; +But >_> we, UwU that xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to fast ÚwÚ and pray, +uWu Awe penitent uWu fow >_> youw x3 defauwt to-day. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Stop in >_> youw wind, siw; tell me this, I pray: +:3 Whewe ^.^ have you weft OwO the money UwU that I >_> gave you? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 O-Sixpence UwU that I xDD had :3 a Wednyesday last +ÚwÚ To pay OwO the >w< saddwew uWu fow my x3 mistwess' cwuppew? +The >w< saddwew xDD had it, siw; I ^-^ kept ^.^ it not. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ nyot in :3 a uWu spowtive humouw UwU nyow; +>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the monyey? +We being :3 stwangews ;;w;; hewe, how :33 daw'st :3 thou xDD twust +^w^ So gweat :3 a chawge ^-^ fwom UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ custody? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I pray you >w< jest, ;;w;; siw, as you ^-^ sit at uWu dinnyew. +I ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to you in :33 post; +>w< If I return, I uWu shaww >w< be OwO post :3 indeed, +>_< Fow ^.^ she uWu wiww scowe >_> youw fauwt x3 upon my UwU pate. +x3 Methinks >_> youw ^.^ maw, >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, shouwd >w< be >_> youw clock, +And strike you UwU home ^-^ without :3 a messenger. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, xDD come, ^.^ these :33 jests awe >_< out >_> of xDD season; +Reserve them ÚwÚ tiww :3 a mewwiew hour than ÚwÚ this. +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gold I >_> gave in chawge ^-^ to OwO thee? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, sir? ÚwÚ Why, you >_> gave nyo gold ^-^ to >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come OwO on, x3 siw >_< knyave, ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw foowishnyess, +And tell me how :3 thou x3 hast dispos'd >w< thy :33 chawge. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My chawge ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt +:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, OwO the >_< Phoenyix, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew ^w^ stays uWu fow you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a xDD Chwistian, ÚwÚ answew me +UwU In what xDD safe place you ^.^ have bestow'd my >_> monyey, +Ow I uWu shaww >_< bweak UwU that >_> mewwy :33 sconce >_> of xDD youws, +:33 That ^-^ stands uWu on tricks when I x3 am >w< undispos'd. +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 thou xDD hadst >_> of x3 me? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of x3 youws x3 upon my xDD pate, +uWu Some >_> of my x3 mistwess' ^.^ mawks x3 upon my UwU shouwdews, +But ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 between you >_> both. +>w< If I shouwd pay >_> youw wowship x3 those uWu again, +:3 Pewchance you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear them patiently. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy x3 mistwess' marks! What mistress, slave, x3 hast thou? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Your worship's xDD wife, my ^w^ mistwess at OwO the >_< Phoenyix; +She UwU that doth fast ÚwÚ tiww you come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, +And uWu pways UwU that you uWu wiww UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou fwout me ;;w;; thus x3 unto my ;;w;; face, +>_> Being OwO fowbid? Thewe, UwU take you UwU that, x3 siw knave. +[Beats xDD him] +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What UwU mean you, sir? >_< Fow God's :33 sake howd >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! +;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I'll UwU take my heels. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, uWu by >w< some :33 device ^w^ ow uWu othew +The villain :3 is o'erraught >_> of >w< aww my ^-^ monyey. +^.^ They uWu say :3 this ^-^ town :3 is :33 fuww >_> of cozenage; +As, nimble juggwews UwU that x3 deceive OwO the eye, +Dark-working :33 sowcewews UwU that >_> change OwO the UwU mind, +ÚwÚ Souw-kiwwing :33 witches UwU that >w< defowm OwO the body, +;;w;; Disguised cheatews, prating :3 mountebanks, +And many ^.^ such-wike ^w^ wibewties >_> of >w< sin; +>w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, I uWu wiww >w< be gonye OwO the OwO soonyew. +I'll ^-^ to OwO the Centaur ^-^ to >w< go >w< seek :3 this >w< swave. +I OwO gweatwy ;;w;; feaw my money :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. +;;w;; _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +The house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew + +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyeithew my xDD husband :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ swave wetuwn'd +:33 That in such haste I x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek his >w< mastew! +Suwe, >_< Wucianya, ^.^ it :3 is two >w< o'cwock. +LUCIANA. Perhaps >w< some ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited ^w^ him, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt :33 he's xDD somewhewe gonye ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; +Good ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us dinye, ÚwÚ and never >w< fwet. +OwO A man :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his liberty; +Time :3 is theiw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and when uWu they UwU see UwU time, +>w< They'ww >w< go ^w^ ow come. >w< If so, >w< be :3 patient, sistew. +:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Why shouwd theiw ;;w;; wibewty than ^w^ ouws >w< be >_> mowe? +LUCIANA. xDD Because theiw ^-^ businyess still :3 wies >_< out o' ^w^ doow. +:3 ADWIANyA. Wook when I sewve him so, ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it ill. +LUCIANA. :33 O, xDD knyow ^.^ he :3 is OwO the bridle >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. +:3 ADWIANyA. There's UwU nyonye uWu but UwU asses uWu wiww >w< be uWu bwidwed ÚwÚ so. +LUCIANA. ÚwÚ Why, headstwong ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 wash'd with ^w^ woe. +There's nyothing ^.^ situate uWu undew >_< heaven's eye +But ;;w;; hath his UwU bound, in :3 eawth, in >_< sea, in ÚwÚ sky. +The ;;w;; beasts, OwO the uWu fishes, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< winged >_> fowws, +uWu Awe theiw >_< mawes' :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and at theiw >_> contwows. +ÚwÚ Man, ^-^ mowe >_> divinye, OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< aww :33 these, +Wowd >_> of OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and wiwd wat'wy seas, +x3 Indu'd with intewwectuaw :33 sense ÚwÚ and souls, +x3 Of ^-^ mowe pre-eminence than >_< fish ÚwÚ and >_> fowws, +uWu Awe ;;w;; mastews ^-^ to theiw females, ÚwÚ and theiw lords; +;;w;; Then let >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on theiw accords. +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This servitude makes you ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ unwed. +LUCIANA. :3 Nyot this, uWu but twoubwes >_> of OwO the xDD mawwiage-bed. +:3 ADWIANyA. But, ;;w;; wewe you >_< wedded, you would bear >w< some sway. +LUCIANA. Ewe I learn love, I'll ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. +:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband start >w< some uWu othew whewe? +LUCIANA. ;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he come UwU home uWu again, I would ^w^ fowbeaw. +:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Patience unmov'd! nyo x3 mawvew >w< though ^.^ she OwO pause: +^.^ They can >w< be meek UwU that ^.^ have nyo uWu othew ^.^ cause. +OwO A wwetched >_> souw, >_< bwuis'd with ^-^ advewsity, +We ;;w;; bid >w< be >_> quiet when ^-^ we hear ^.^ it cry; +But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we buwd'nyed with >_< wike OwO weight >_> of ÚwÚ pain, +UwU As xDD much, ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^-^ we shouwd uWu ouwsewves >_> compwain. +^w^ So thou, UwU that x3 hast nyo UwU unkind :33 mate ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, +x3 With urging helpless >_< patience would relieve me; +But ^-^ if :3 thou live ^-^ to UwU see >_< wike ^.^ wight bereft, +:3 This foow-begg'd >_< patience in ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww >w< be left. +LUCIANA. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ onye day, uWu but ^-^ to try. +;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw man, :3 nyow :3 is >_> youw xDD husband >w< nyigh. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +:3 ADWIANyA. Say, :3 is >_> youw tawdy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow at ^.^ hand? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's at two ^.^ hands with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that my two +ears can witnyess. +:3 ADWIANyA. Say, didst :3 thou speak with OwO him? ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou his >_< mind? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he told his :33 mind x3 upon >_< minye OwO eaw. +UwU Beshwew his ;;w;; hand, I scarce :33 couwd undewstand it. +LUCIANA. ;;w;; Spake ^.^ he OwO so doubtfully :3 thou could'st ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew his xDD meanying? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he struck OwO so ^-^ pwainwy I :33 couwd ^-^ to +;;w;; weww ;;w;; feew his :3 bwows; ÚwÚ and withaw OwO so doubtfully UwU that I :33 couwd +scarce undewstand ^.^ them. +:3 ADWIANyA. But ÚwÚ say, I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 is ^.^ he UwU coming :3 home? +^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ he ;;w;; hath gweat cawe ^-^ to >w< pwease his wife. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, mistress, ^w^ suwe my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; hown-mad. +:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Hown-mad, :3 thou viwwain! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I UwU mean ^.^ nyot cuckowd-mad; +But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is :33 stawk ^w^ mad. +When I >w< desiw'd him ^-^ to come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd me uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in >w< gowd. +UwU "Tis ;;w;; dinnyew x3 time' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. +'Your meat doth xDD buwn' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. +>w< 'Wiww you come >_< home?' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. +:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks I >_> gave ^.^ thee, ^w^ viwwain?' +xDD 'The OwO pig' OwO quoth I OwO 'is ^-^ buwn'd'; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. +>w< 'My mistress, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth I; x3 'Hang OwO up >w< thy UwU mistwess; +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mistwess; >_< out uWu on >w< thy mistress.' +LUCIANA. >_> Quoth UwU who? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Quoth my mastew. +OwO 'I knyow' OwO quoth ^.^ he >w< 'nyo OwO house, nyo xDD wife, nyo mistress.' +^w^ So UwU that my ^-^ ewwand, :3 due x3 unto my tongue, +I :3 thank ^w^ him, I x3 bawe UwU home x3 upon my shoulders; +>_< Fow, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he >_> did beat me ^.^ thewe. +:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, :3 thou slave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him UwU home. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO nyew >_> beaten :3 home? +>_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ send >w< some uWu othew messenger. +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Back, slave, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak >w< thy OwO pate acwoss. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^.^ he uWu wiww bless UwU that cross with uWu othew uWu beating; +>w< Between you I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a holy head. +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Hence, prating ;;w;; peasant! x3 Fetch >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Am I OwO so x3 wound with you, as you with uWu me, +:33 That >_< wike :3 a football you ^-^ do x3 spuwn me ^.^ thus? +You x3 spuwn me hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww x3 spuwn me uWu hithew; +>w< If I last in :3 this UwU sewvice, you >w< must UwU case me in leather. +;;w;; _> youw >w< face! +:3 ADWIANyA. His >_> company >w< must ^-^ do his minions >w< gwace, +>w< Whiwst I at UwU home stawve uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; homewy :3 age th' uWu awwuwing x3 beauty took +From my UwU poow ^.^ cheek? ;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted it. +uWu Awe my discouwses ^.^ duww? OwO Bawwen my ^.^ wit? +>w< If >_> vowubwe ÚwÚ and shawp :3 discouwse >w< be maww'd, +Unkindnyess UwU bwunts ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than marble hard. +Do theiw ^.^ gay ;;w;; vestments his ÚwÚ affections bait? +^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fault; :33 he's ^w^ mastew >_> of my state. +What wuins awe in me UwU that can >w< be ;;w;; found +By him ^.^ nyot :33 wuin'd? ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ he OwO the gwound +x3 Of my defeatures. UwU My ;;w;; decayed fair +OwO A ^w^ sunny ÚwÚ wook >_> of his would >_> soon >w< wepaiw. +But, xDD too xDD unwuwy ;;w;; deew, ^.^ he bweaks OwO the pawe, +And feeds ^-^ fwom >_< home; UwU poow I x3 am uWu but his stale. +LUCIANA. >_> Sewf-hawming jealousy! ^.^ fie, beat ^.^ it ^-^ hence. +:3 ADWIANyA. Unfeewing fools can with such ^-^ wwongs xDD dispense. +I xDD knyow his eye doth homage UwU othewwhewe; +Ow ewse what UwU wets ^.^ it uWu but ^.^ he would >w< be hewe? +:3 Sistew, you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; +Wouwd UwU that :3 awonye :3 a love ^.^ he would ^.^ detain, +^w^ So ^.^ he would ^-^ keep fair ÚwÚ quawtew with his bed! +I UwU see OwO the >_> jewew :33 best enamelled +uWu Wiww wose his beauty; ÚwÚ yet OwO the gold uWu bides still +:33 That ÚwÚ othews ^.^ touch :3 and, >_< often xDD touching, uWu wiww +:3 Whewe ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a name +By :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and :33 cowwuption doth ^.^ it >w< shame. +x3 Since UwU that my x3 beauty cannyot >w< pwease his eye, +I'll weep ^w^ what's weft ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and weeping ^-^ die. +LUCIANA. OwO How many OwO fond fools sewve mad jealousy! +^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The gold I >_> gave ^-^ to Dromio :3 is >_> waid OwO up +Safe at OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD heedfuw ^w^ swave +^-^ Is wand'wed :3 fowth in cawe ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. +By ;;w;; computation ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 host's wepowt +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak with Dromio >_< since at ^.^ fiwst +I x3 sent him ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mawt. ^w^ See, here ^.^ he comes. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE + +OwO How nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw awtew'd? +UwU As you love xDD stwokes, OwO so ÚwÚ jest with me again. +You xDD knyow nyo Centaur! You receiv'd nyo :33 gowd! +Your ^w^ mistwess x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ have me UwU home ^-^ to xDD dinnyew! +UwU My house ÚwÚ was at OwO the xDD Phoenyix! ^w^ Wast :3 thou >_< mad, +:33 That ;;w;; thus OwO so :3 madwy :3 thou didst ÚwÚ answew x3 me? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. What ^-^ answew, sir? When ^-^ spake I such :3 a UwU wowd? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Even nyow, x3 even ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour since. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see you >_< since you x3 sent me hence, +:3 Home ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, with OwO the gold you >_> gave >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou didst deny OwO the uWu gowd's receipt, +And told'st me >_> of :3 a ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD dinnyew; +>_< Fow which, I hope, :3 thou felt'st I ÚwÚ was ^-^ dispweas'd. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you in :3 this >_> mewwy vein. +What :3 means :3 this jest? I pray you, :3 mastew, tell >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Yea, OwO dost :3 thou jeew ÚwÚ and fwout me in OwO the teeth? +uWu Think'st :3 thou I jest? ^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. +[Beating xDD him] +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow God's >w< sake! Nyow >_> youw ÚwÚ jest :3 is earnest. +:3 Upon what :3 bawgain ^-^ do you ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 me? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because UwU that I familiarly ^.^ sometimes +Do ;;w;; use you uWu fow my OwO foow ÚwÚ and :33 chat with you, +Your sauciness uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest x3 upon my love, +And ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ common >_> of my uWu sewious OwO houws. +When OwO the >_< sun uWu shinyes let foowish gnyats ^-^ make sport, +But cweep in cwannyies when ^.^ he hides his beams. +>w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest with uWu me, xDD knyow my ;;w;; aspect, +And ^.^ fashion >_> youw ^w^ demeanyouw ^-^ to my >w< wooks, +Ow I uWu wiww beat :3 this >_> method in >_> youw ^-^ sconce. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Sconce, caww you it? ^w^ So you would +xDD weave battering, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 a head. An you ;;w;; use +^.^ these uWu bwows long, I >w< must >_< get :3 a :33 sconce uWu fow my uWu head, ÚwÚ and +^-^ insconce ^.^ it :33 too; ^w^ ow ewse I uWu shaww >w< seek my ÚwÚ wit in my >_> shouwdews. +But I pray, ;;w;; siw, x3 why x3 am I beaten? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu knyow? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Nyothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but UwU that I x3 am OwO beaten. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 Shaww I tell you uWu why? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ whewefowe; uWu fow uWu they uWu say +every x3 why ;;w;; hath :3 a UwU whewefowe. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ fiwst uWu fow flouting me; ÚwÚ and then wherefore, +>_< Fow urging ^.^ it OwO the uWu second UwU time ^-^ to >_> me. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Was there >w< evew ^-^ any man ;;w;; thus >_> beaten >_< out >_> of UwU season, +When in OwO the x3 why ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whewefowe :3 is neither x3 whyme :3 nyow weason? +Weww, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Thank uWu me, :3 siw! uWu fow ;;w;; what? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this xDD something UwU that you >_> gave +me uWu fow nothing. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I'll ^-^ make you amends nyext, ^-^ to +^w^ give you nyothing uWu fow >_< something. But ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it dinnyewtime? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, siw; I ÚwÚ think OwO the meat ÚwÚ wants UwU that I have. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In good UwU time, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ that? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Basting. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, then 'twill >w< be dry. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, I pray you xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of it. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your weason? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Lest ^.^ it ^-^ make you choleric, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase me +another OwO dwy x3 basting. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, learn ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest in good time; +:33 thewe's :3 a UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I durst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied UwU that, before you +;;w;; wewe OwO so choleric. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By what UwU wuwe, sir? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe as ;;w;; pwain as OwO the +;;w;; pwain uWu bawd OwO pate >_> of Father Time :3 himsewf. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Let's hear it. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's nyo UwU time uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to >_< wecuvw +his >_< haiw UwU that grows uWu bawd uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. May ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by fine ÚwÚ and x3 wecuvwy? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Yes, ^-^ to pay :3 a fine uWu fow :3 a periwig, ÚwÚ and +>_< wecuvw OwO the lost >_< haiw >_> of another xDD man. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Why :3 is Time such :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of +>_> haiw, being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so plentiful OwO an >_< excwement? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD bwessing UwU that ^.^ he bestows +uWu on ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath scanted x3 men in >_< haiw ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +>w< given them in wit. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but :33 thewe's many :3 a man +;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot :3 a man >_> of x3 those uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the +ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to wose his haiw. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou didst conclude UwU haiwy +x3 men ;;w;; pwain UwU deawews ^-^ without wit. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :33 pwainyew ;;w;; deawew, OwO the sooner UwU wost; +ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loseth ^.^ it in :3 a >w< kind >_> of jollity. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow what weason? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow >_> two; ÚwÚ and :33 sound ones ^w^ too. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot :33 sound I pray you. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Suwe onyes, xDD then. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; suwe, in :3 a xDD thing fawsing. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Cewtain onyes, xDD then. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Nyame ^.^ them. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The one, ^-^ to :33 save OwO the money UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ spends in +^w^ tiwing; OwO the xDD othew, UwU that at ;;w;; dinnyew uWu they shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in his +powwidge. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. You would >w< aww :3 this UwU time ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd there +:3 is nyo UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and :33 did, siw; namely, nyo UwU time ^-^ to >_< wecuvw +>_< haiw lost uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. But >_> youw reason ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu substantiaw, x3 why +there :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< wecuvw. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Thus I OwO mend OwO it: Time ^-^ himsewf :3 is OwO bawd, +ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to OwO the world's ^-^ end uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu bawd ÚwÚ fowwowews. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I knew 't'would >w< be :3 a uWu bawd ^w^ concwusion. But, +soft, ^-^ who ;;w;; wafts OwO us yondew? + +x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA + +:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, Antiphowus, ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and frown. +uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; hath >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^w^ aspects; +I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Adwianya, :3 nyow >w< thy wife. +The UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU once when :3 thou unurg'd wouldst x3 vow +:33 That never uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe music ^-^ to UwU thinye eaw, +:33 That never object >w< pweasing in UwU thinye eye, +:33 That never ^.^ touch ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +:33 That never meat x3 sweet-savouw'd in >w< thy taste, +>_< Unwess I xDD spake, ^w^ ow ^-^ wook'd, ^w^ ow >w< touch'd, ^w^ ow carv'd ^-^ to thee. +OwO How comes ^.^ it nyow, my xDD husband, :33 O, how comes it, +:33 That :3 thou art then :33 estwanged ^-^ fwom thysewf? +:33 Thysewf I caww it, being ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to uWu me, +That, undividable, ;;w;; incowpowate, +OwO Am better than >w< thy dear sewf's better pawt. +xDD Ah, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< teaw away thyself ^-^ fwom me; +>_< Fow >w< knyow, my love, as :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou ^-^ faww +OwO A >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew in OwO the breaking ÚwÚ guwf, +And UwU take :33 unmingwed ^.^ thence UwU that >_> dwop UwU again +Without >w< addition ^w^ ow :33 diminyishing, +UwU As UwU take ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot me ^w^ too. +OwO How dearly would ^.^ it ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, +>_> Shouwd'st :3 thou uWu but hear I ;;w;; wewe :33 wicentious, +And UwU that :3 this body, consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +By >_< wuffian wust shouwd >w< be >_< contaminyate! +Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU spit at me ÚwÚ and x3 spuwn at uWu me, +And huww OwO the name >_> of xDD husband in my ;;w;; face, +And >w< teaw OwO the :33 stain'd ^.^ skin x3 off my hawwot-bwow, +And ^-^ fwom my false hand ÚwÚ cut OwO the UwU wedding-wing, +And >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a uWu deep-divowcing >_> vow? +I xDD knyow :3 thou x3 canst, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do it. +I x3 am ^-^ possess'd with OwO an :33 aduwtewate >_> bwot; +UwU My UwU bwood :3 is mingwed with OwO the >_< cwime >_> of :33 wust; +>_< Fow ^-^ if ^-^ we two >w< be one, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD pway fawse, +I ^-^ do OwO digest OwO the :3 poison >_> of >w< thy x3 fwesh, +>_> Being stwumpeted uWu by >w< thy >_> contagion. +Keep then fair >_> weague ÚwÚ and truce with >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ bed; +I live dis-stain'd, :3 thou undishonoured. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Pwead you ^-^ to uWu me, fair ^w^ dame? I xDD knyow you nyot: +UwU In UwU Ephesus I x3 am uWu but two ^w^ houws >_> owd, +UwU As ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ town as ^-^ to >_> youw talk, +Who, every >_> wowd uWu by >w< aww my ÚwÚ wit being >_> scann'd, +^.^ Wants ÚwÚ wit in >w< aww ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to xDD undewstand. +LUCIANA. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, how OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_< chang'd with xDD you! +When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to ;;w;; use my ^-^ sistew ^.^ thus? +She x3 sent uWu fow you uWu by Dromio UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By Dromio? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 me? +:3 ADWIANyA. By thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 thou didst xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom x3 him- +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did buffet ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and in his uWu bwows +^-^ Denyied my house uWu fow his, me uWu fow his wife. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Did you ÚwÚ convewse, ;;w;; siw, with :3 this gentlewoman? +What :3 is OwO the ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and drift >_> of >_> youw UwU compact? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, OwO Siw? I never ^-^ saw xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this xDD time. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou UwU wiest; uWu fow x3 even xDD hew vewy uWu wowds +>w< Didst :3 thou x3 dewivew ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the OwO mawt. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I never ^-^ spake with xDD hew in >w< aww my wife. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How can ^.^ she thus, then, caww OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw nyames, +>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be uWu by inspiwation? +:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How i-iww agrees ^.^ it with >_> youw gwavity +ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit ;;w;; thus ^.^ gwosswy with >_> youw slave, +Abetting him ^-^ to thwart me in my >w< mood! +Be ^.^ it my :33 wwong you awe ^-^ fwom me :33 exempt, +But :33 wwong ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong with :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. +^w^ Come, I uWu wiww OwO fasten uWu on :3 this >_< sweeve >_> of :3 thinye; +Thou art OwO an ÚwÚ ewm, my xDD husband, I :3 a vine, +uWu Whose weakness, married ^-^ to >w< thy stronger state, +:3 Makes me with >w< thy OwO stwength ^-^ to communicate. +>w< If >w< aught ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is >_< dwoss, +uWu Usuwping OwO ivy, bwiew, ^w^ ow :33 idwe OwO moss; +OwO Who aww, uWu fow UwU want >_> of pwunying, with ^-^ intwusion +>_< Infect >w< thy ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ and live uWu on >w< thy UwU confusion. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ she ^w^ speaks; ^.^ she muvs me uWu fow xDD hew UwU theme. +>_> What, ÚwÚ was I married ^-^ to xDD hew in my uWu dweam? +Ow ;;w;; sweep I nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I hear >w< aww uWu this? +What error >_> dwives ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and ears amiss? +^.^ Untiw I xDD knyow :3 this ^w^ suwe UwU uncewtainty, +I'll UwU entewtain OwO the ^.^ offew'd fallacy. +LUCIANA. uWu Dwomio, >w< go ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ sewvants UwU spwead uWu fow uWu dinnyew. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, uWu fow my ;;w;; beads! I cross me uWu fow sinner. +:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu faiwy land. :3 O ^-^ spite >_> of :33 spites! +We talk with gobwins, owls, ÚwÚ and xDD spwites. +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ obey them ;;w;; nyot, :3 this uWu wiww >_< ensue: +>w< They'ww x3 suck ^-^ ouw breath, ^w^ ow ^.^ pinch OwO us bwack ÚwÚ and blue. +LUCIANA. UwU Why OwO pwat'st :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 answew'st not? +uWu Dwomio, :3 thou drone, :3 thou :33 snyaiw, :3 thou ^-^ swug, :3 thou >_< sot! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am transformed, :3 mastew, x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 I? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art in UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am :3 I. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mastew, uWu both in :33 mind ÚwÚ and in my OwO shape. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou x3 hast UwU thinye >_> own fowm. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, I x3 am OwO an ape. +LUCIANA. >w< If :3 thou art >_< chang'd ^-^ to aught, 'tis ^-^ to OwO an ass. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ 'Tis true; ^.^ she >_< wides uWu me, ÚwÚ and I wong uWu fow gwass. +^.^ 'Tis so, I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; ewse ^.^ it :33 couwd never >w< be +But I shouwd xDD knyow xDD hew as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ she knows >_> me. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wiww I >w< be :3 a fool, +ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the fingew in OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, +>w< Whiwst man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew laughs my ^.^ woes ^-^ to scorn. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu Dwomio, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; gate. +Husband, I'll uWu dinye :33 abuv with you UwU to-day, +And ÚwÚ shwive you >_> of :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 idwe ^w^ pwanks. +Sirrah, ^-^ if ^-^ any ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw :3 mastew, +Say ^.^ he dines >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and let nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> entew. +^w^ Come, sistew. uWu Dwomio, xDD pway OwO the powtew :33 weww. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Am I in :3 eawth, in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow in xDD heww? +>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, mad ^w^ ow well-advis'd? +Known x3 unto :33 these, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf OwO disguis'd! +I'll uWu say as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsevew so, +And in :3 this :33 mist at >w< aww adventuwes ^.^ go. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I >w< be powtew at OwO the gate? +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and let UwU nyonye enter, west I >_< bweak >_> youw UwU pate. +LUCIANA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Antiphowus, ^-^ we uWu dinye xDD too late. +^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +Before OwO the house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and x3 BAWTHAZAW + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good UwU Signyiow OwO Angewo, you >w< must ;;w;; excuse OwO us uWu aww; +UwU My UwU wife :3 is :3 shwewish when I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot OwO houws. +Say UwU that I ^.^ wingew'd with you at >_> youw ÚwÚ shop +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the :33 making >_> of xDD hew carcanet, +And UwU that to-morrow you uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it UwU home. +But >w< hewe's :3 a villain UwU that would ;;w;; face me ;;w;; down +ÚwÚ He met me uWu on OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and UwU that I beat ^w^ him, +And OwO chawg'd him with :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in ^.^ gowd, +And UwU that I >_> did deny my UwU wife ÚwÚ and >_< house. +Thou ^w^ dwunkawd, thou, what didst :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say what you wiww, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I xDD knyow what I know. +:33 That you beat me at OwO the mawt I ^.^ have >_> youw hand ^-^ to ^w^ show; +>w< If OwO the ^.^ skin ;;w;; wewe parchment, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows you >_> gave ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; ink, +Your >_> own >w< handwwiting would tell you what I uWu think. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art OwO an ass. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Mawwy, OwO so ^.^ it doth :3 appeaw +By OwO the ^-^ wwongs I suffer ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows I OwO beaw. +I shouwd ^-^ kick, being >w< kick'd; ÚwÚ and being at UwU that pass, +You would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom my heels, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe >_> of OwO an ass. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Y'awe sad, UwU Signyiow Balthazar; pray :3 God ^-^ ouw :33 cheew +May ÚwÚ answew my good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> youw good ^-^ wewcome here. +uWu BAWTHAZAW. I howd >_> youw UwU dainties cheap, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; deaw. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 O, UwU Signyiow xDD Bawthazaw, ;;w;; eithew at ^.^ fwesh ^w^ ow uWu fish, +OwO A ^-^ tabwe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wewcome makes scarce ^-^ onye dainty dish. +uWu BAWTHAZAW. Good ^.^ meat, ;;w;; siw, :3 is UwU common; UwU that every ^w^ chuww >_> affowds. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ mowe UwU common; uWu fow that's nyothing +uWu but wowds. +uWu BAWTHAZAW. ^w^ Smaww :33 cheew ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ wewcome makes :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ feast. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to :3 a niggardly host ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe spawing >w< guest. +But >w< though my ÚwÚ cates >w< be >_> mean, UwU take them in good part; +>_< Bettew :33 cheew ^-^ may you x3 have, uWu but ^.^ nyot with better ÚwÚ heawt. +But, soft, my xDD doow :3 is ^-^ wock'd; >w< go ;;w;; bid them let OwO us in. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Maud, >_< Bwidget, >w< Mawian, ^.^ Cicewy, Gillian, Ginn! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Mome, :3 mawt-howse, capon, UwU coxcomb, uWu idiot, UwU patch! +x3 Eithew >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the doow, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down at OwO the >_> hatch. +Dost :3 thou conjuwe uWu fow >_> wenches, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ caww'st uWu fow such store, +When ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too ^.^ many? uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What patch :3 is :3 made ^-^ ouw porter? +UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays in OwO the street. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he >w< came, +west ^.^ he catch x3 cowd on's ;;w;; feet. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks within thewe? xDD Ho, open OwO the OwO doow! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Right, siw; I'll tell you xDD when, +OwO an ^w^ you'ww tell me UwU whewefowe. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow my xDD dinnyew; +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot din'd to-day. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Nyow OwO to-day here you >w< must not; +come UwU again when you OwO may. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What art :3 thou UwU that :33 keep'st me >_< out +^-^ fwom OwO the house I ^.^ owe? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] The powtew uWu fow :3 this UwU time, +;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is >_< Dwomio. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 hast stow'n uWu both >_< minye +>w< office ÚwÚ and my >_< nyame! +The ^-^ onye :33 nye'ew ^w^ got me >_< cwedit, OwO the uWu othew ^.^ mickwe blame. +>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been Dromio OwO to-day in my place, +Thou wouldst ^.^ have >_< chang'd >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, ^w^ ow >w< thy name uWu fow OwO an ass. + +x3 Entew uWu WUCE, within + +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What :3 a ;;w;; coiw :3 is there, Dromio? OwO Who awe x3 those at OwO the gate? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Wet my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ in, Wuce. +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] OwO Faith, no, ^.^ he comes xDD too >_< wate; +And OwO so tell >_> youw mastew. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O :3 Wowd, I >w< must x3 waugh! +>_< Have at you with :3 a >_< pwuvwb: :33 Shaww I xDD set in my uWu staff? +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_< Have at you with another: uWu that's-when? can you UwU teww? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< If >w< thy name >w< be called :33 Wuce +xDD -Wuce, :3 thou x3 hast xDD answew'd him :33 weww. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do you OwO heaw, you minyion? You'll let OwO us ÚwÚ in, I ^.^ hope? +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] And you ^w^ said nyo. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. SO, ^w^ Come, uWu hewp: ;;w;; weww struck! there ÚwÚ was blow uWu fow bwow. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou baggage, let me in. +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] ^w^ Can you tell uWu fow uWu whose >_< sake? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, xDD knyock OwO the xDD doow hard. +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him xDD knyock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^w^ ache. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You'll x3 cwy uWu fow this, minion, ^-^ if beat OwO the xDD doow down. +;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What ^.^ nyeeds >w< aww UwU that, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw >_> of stocks in OwO the :33 town? + +x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, within + +:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] OwO Who :3 is UwU that at OwO the doow, UwU that >_< keeps >w< aww :3 this xDD nyoise? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] By my ^w^ twoth, >_> youw ^-^ town :3 is +twoubwed with xDD unwuwy >_< boys. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Awe you there, x3 wife? You UwU might +^.^ have come >_> befowe. +:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] Your xDD wife, x3 siw knave! uWu Go >_< get you ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< If uWu YOU went in ÚwÚ pain, :3 mastew, :3 this >w< 'knyave' would >w< go sore. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is neither cheew, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ we would fain ^.^ have >_> eithew. +uWu BAWTHAZAW. UwU In >_> debating ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was best, ^-^ we uWu shaww part with nyeithew. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand at OwO the doow, master; ;;w;; bid them ^-^ wewcome hithew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is xDD something in OwO the wind, UwU that ^-^ we cannyot >_< get in. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You would uWu say so, :3 mastew, ^-^ if >_> youw garments ;;w;; wewe >_< thin. +Your uWu cake here :3 is warm :3 within; you ^.^ stand here in OwO the cold; +^w^ It would ^-^ make :3 a man mad as :3 a >_> buck ^-^ to >w< be OwO so bought ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me UwU something; I'll >_< bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the ;;w;; gate. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] :33 Bweak ^-^ any breaking ;;w;; hewe, +ÚwÚ and I'll >_< bweak >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< bweak :3 a >_> wowd with you, +siw; ÚwÚ and uWu wowds awe uWu but >_> wind; +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ he >_< bweak ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< behind. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ^w^ It uWu seems :3 thou :33 want'st breaking; +>_< out x3 upon ^.^ thee, hind! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's xDD too >w< much 'out x3 upon >w< thee!' pray ÚwÚ thee let me in. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< Ay, when :3 fowws ^.^ have nyo +ÚwÚ feathews ÚwÚ and >_< fish ^.^ have nyo fin. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Weww, I'll >_< bweak in; >w< go borrow me :3 a cwow. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A crow ^-^ without uWu feathew? UwU Mastew, UwU mean you so? +>_< Fow :3 a >_< fish ^-^ without :3 a fin, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; foww ^-^ without :3 a ^-^ feathew; +>w< If :3 a crow ^w^ hewp OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww xDD pwuck :3 a crow >w< togethew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ fetch me OwO an iwon cwow. +uWu BAWTHAZAW. >_< Have >_> patience, siw; :33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! +ÚwÚ Hewein you OwO waw x3 against >_> youw uWu weputation, +And dwaw within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 suspect +^-^ Th' ^-^ unviowated uWu honyouw >_> of >_> youw wife. +>w< Once this-your wong experience >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; wisdom, +Her :33 sobew uWu viwtue, yeaws, ÚwÚ and modesty, +>w< Pwead uWu on xDD hew part >w< some cause ^-^ to you UwU unknyown; +And x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; excuse +UwU Why at :3 this UwU time OwO the :33 doows awe :3 made x3 against you. +Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: xDD depawt in >_> patience, +And let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Tiger >w< aww ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; +And, about OwO evenying, come yourself :3 awonye +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_< westwaint. +>w< If uWu by >w< stwong hand you :3 offew ^-^ to >_< bweak in +Nyow in OwO the stiwwing ÚwÚ passage >_> of OwO the day, +OwO A UwU vuwgaw :33 comment uWu wiww >w< be :3 made >_> of it, +And UwU that supposed uWu by OwO the ^w^ common >_< wout +uWu Against >_> youw ÚwÚ yet ungalled x3 estimation +:33 That ^-^ may with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ intwusion ÚwÚ entew in +And ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon >_> youw grave when you awe >w< dead; +>_< Fow :3 swandew ;;w;; wives x3 upon xDD succession, +>_< Fow >w< evew :3 hous'd xDD whewe ^.^ it gets >w< possession. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You ^.^ have prevail'd. I uWu wiww xDD depawt in :33 quiet, +And in UwU despite >_> of uWu miwth UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +I xDD knyow :3 a wench >_> of excellent discouwse, +Pretty ÚwÚ and >w< witty; wild, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, UwU too, gentle; +Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we dine. :3 This ^-^ woman UwU that I >_> mean, +UwU My UwU wife-but, I protest, ^-^ without desewt- +;;w;; Hath :33 oftentimes upbraided me withal; +ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu [To ANGELO] UwU Get you UwU home +And ÚwÚ fetch OwO the chain; uWu by :3 this I xDD knyow 'tis ^.^ made. +>_< Bwing it, I pray you, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; +>_< Fow :33 thewe's OwO the >_< house. :33 That >w< chain uWu wiww I :3 bestow- +Be ^.^ it uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ spite my ^.^ wife- +:3 Upon >_< minye ^w^ hostess :3 thewe; good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ make UwU haste. +x3 Since >_< minye >_> own :33 doows ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to UwU entewtain uWu me, +I'll xDD knyock ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if they'll >w< disdain >_> me. +x3 ANGEWO. I'll ^.^ meet you at UwU that place >w< some hour ^-^ hence. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do >w< so; :3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww uWu cost me >w< some :33 expense. +^w^ _> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +x3 Entew x3 WUCIANyA with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE + +LUCIANA. And ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you ^.^ have ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgot +OwO A >_< husband's :33 office? OwO Shaww, Antiphowus, +>_< Even in OwO the spwing >_> of love, >w< thy >w< wuv-spwings wot? +:33 Shaww love, in building, gwow OwO so ÚwÚ wuinyous? +>w< If you >_> did wed my ^-^ sistew uWu fow xDD hew :33 weawth, +;;w;; Then uWu fow xDD hew :3 weawth's :33 sake ;;w;; use xDD hew with ^-^ mowe ^.^ kindnyess; +Or, ^-^ if you >_< wike ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by stealth; +Muffle >_> youw false love with >w< some show >_> of ÚwÚ bwindnyess; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >_> youw eye; +Be ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 tongue >w< thy >_> own ^-^ shame's orator; +Wook ;;w;; sweet, speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ become diswoyawty; +>_< Appawew OwO vice >_< wike >w< viwtue's xDD hawbingew; +Beaw :3 a fair presence, >w< though >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be >w< tainted; +Teach xDD sin OwO the carriage >_> of :3 a holy uWu saint; +Be xDD secwet-fawse. What :3 nyeed ^.^ she >w< be acquainted? +What ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ thief >_> bwags >_> of his >_> own :33 attaint? +^.^ 'Tis double :33 wwong ^-^ to ÚwÚ twuant with >_> youw bed +And let xDD hew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >w< thy looks at ÚwÚ boawd; +Shame ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD bastawd ;;w;; fame, ;;w;; weww ^.^ manyaged; +^w^ Iww deeds :3 is doubled with OwO an evil :33 wowd. +^.^ Awas, UwU poow women! ^-^ make OwO us uWu but >w< bewieve, +>_> Being xDD compact >_> of >_< cwedit, UwU that you love >_< us; +^-^ Though ÚwÚ othews ^.^ have OwO the arm, show OwO us OwO the sweeve; +We in >_> youw motion turn, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may move ÚwÚ us. +>_> Then, gentwe :33 bwothew, >_< get you in ÚwÚ again; +Comfowt my ;;w;; sistew, :33 cheew UwU hew, caww xDD hew wife. +^.^ 'Tis holy uWu spowt ^-^ to >w< be :3 a wittwe vain +When OwO the ^w^ sweet >_> bweath >_> of flattery xDD conquews ^-^ stwife. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Sweet OwO mistwess-what >_> youw name :3 is ewse, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, +Nyow uWu by what wonder you ^-^ do :3 hit >_> of >_> minye- +Less in >_> youw knowledge ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO gwace you show ^.^ nyot +>w< Than ^-^ ouw >w< eawth's >w< wondew-mowe than :3 eawth, divine. +Teach uWu me, dear creature, how ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and >_< speak; +>w< Way open ^-^ to my x3 eawthy-gwoss conceit, +x3 Smoth'wed in ewwows, feeble, ÚwÚ shawwow, ;;w;; weak, +The fowded meaning >_> of >_> youw wowds' :3 deceit. +uWu Against my >_< souw's ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth x3 why >_< wabouw you +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ wandew in OwO an uWu unknyown UwU fiewd? +uWu Awe you :3 a OwO god? Wouwd you UwU cweate me x3 nyew? +Transform uWu me, then, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pow'w I'll yield. +But ^-^ if UwU that I x3 am OwO I, then ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow +Your weeping ^-^ sistew :3 is nyo UwU wife >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +Nyow ^-^ to xDD hew bed nyo homage ^-^ do I ;;w;; owe; +Far :3 mowe, :3 faw :3 mowe, ^-^ to you ^-^ do I decline. +:33 O, x3 twain me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet mermaid, with >w< thy nyote, +ÚwÚ To drown me in >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's flood >_> of uWu teaws. +>_> Sing, ^-^ siwen, uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU dote; +Spread o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew xDD waves >w< thy gowden >w< haiws, +And as :3 a bed I'll UwU take ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and there xDD he; +And in UwU that ^w^ gwowious >_> supposition ÚwÚ think +ÚwÚ He UwU gains uWu by death UwU that ;;w;; hath such :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ die. +>_> Wet UwU Wuv, being >_< wight, >w< be drowned ^-^ if ^.^ she sink. +LUCIANA. >_> What, awe you >_< mad, UwU that you ^-^ do reason so? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but UwU mated; ;;w;; how, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. +LUCIANA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a fauwt UwU that springeth ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< eye. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow UwU gazing uWu on >_> youw UwU beams, fair >_> sun, being by. +LUCIANA. ;;w;; Gaze xDD whewe you x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw >_> youw ^w^ sight. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As good ^-^ to :3 wink, ^w^ sweet love, as ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^-^ nyight. +LUCIANA. UwU Why caww you me love? ^-^ Caww my ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ so. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's sistew. +LUCIANA. ^.^ That's my sistew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyo; +^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< minye >_> own sewf's better part; +Minye UwU eye's ;;w;; cweaw eye, my dear ^w^ heawt's ^w^ deawew xDD heawt, +UwU My food, my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet >w< hope's :3 aim, +UwU My >_> sowe >w< eawth's UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and my >_< heaven's >w< cwaim. +LUCIANA. ^-^ Aww :3 this my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ewse shouwd UwU be. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Caww thyself ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow I x3 am thee; +ÚwÚ Thee uWu wiww I love, ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wead my life; +Thou x3 hast nyo xDD husband >_> yet, :3 nyow I nyo wife. +>w< Give me >w< thy hand. +LUCIANA. :33 O, soft, ;;w;; siw, howd you still; +I'll ÚwÚ fetch my ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Dromio! :3 Whewe wun'st :3 thou +OwO so ^w^ fast? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, sir? OwO Am I Dromio? +OwO Am I >_> youw man? OwO Am I myself? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art uWu Dwomio, :3 thou art my +man, :3 thou art thysewf. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and >w< besides +^-^ mysewf. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and how >w< besides thysewf? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< besides ÚwÚ mysewf, I x3 am :3 due +^-^ to :3 a woman-onye UwU that uWu cwaims uWu me, ^-^ onye UwU that >w< haunts uWu me, ^-^ onye +UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What OwO cwaim lays ^.^ she ^-^ to OwO thee? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, such OwO cwaim as you would +uWu way ^-^ to >_> youw x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she would ^.^ have me as :3 a xDD beast: ^.^ nyot +UwU that, I being :3 a >_> beast, ^.^ she would ^.^ have me; uWu but UwU that :33 she, +being :3 a vewy >_> beastwy creature, lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is uWu she? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A vewy reverent body; ^-^ ay, such :3 a ^-^ onye +as :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ^-^ without ^.^ he uWu say 'Siw-wevewence.' +I ^.^ have uWu but lean xDD wuck in OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ she :3 a +:3 wondwous UwU fat marriage. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean :3 a UwU fat UwU mawwiage? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, she's OwO the xDD kitchen-wench, +ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 gwease; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< put xDD hew ^-^ to uWu but +^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO wamp >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ and run ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_> wight. +I x3 wawwant, xDD hew ^.^ wags ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwow in them uWu wiww >_< buwn +Poland winter. >w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ tiww doomsday, she'll >_< buwn +>_> week ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD whowe world. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What complexion :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Swawt, >_< wike my shoe; uWu but xDD hew ;;w;; face +nyothing >_< wike OwO so cwean uWu kept; uWu fow >_> why, ^.^ she :33 sweats, :3 a man ^-^ may +>w< go xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in OwO the grime >_> of it. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ That's :3 a fauwt UwU that >w< watew uWu wiww >_> mend. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, 'tis in ^.^ gwain; UwU Nyoah's flood +:33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What's xDD hew name? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Nyeww, siw; uWu but xDD hew name ÚwÚ and three +quarters, that's OwO an >_< eww ÚwÚ and three quarters, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot measuwe +xDD hew ^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to ^w^ hip. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she uWu beaws >w< some bweadth? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot than +^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to xDD hip: ^.^ she :3 is spherical, >_< wike :3 a >w< gwobe; I :33 couwd find +>_< out >w< countwies in :3 hew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In what part >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body ^-^ stands Iwewand? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, in xDD hew >w< buttocks; I ;;w;; found ^.^ it >_< out uWu by +OwO the bogs. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe >_< Scotwand? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it uWu by OwO the barrenness, ^-^ hawd in +OwO the pawm >_> of OwO the hand. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe :33 Fwance? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In xDD hew forehead, UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and :33 wevewted, +:33 making OwO waw x3 against xDD hew :33 heiw. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe Engwand? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^.^ wook'd uWu fow OwO the chawky >_> cwiffs, uWu but I +:33 couwd find nyo whitenyess in them; uWu but I ^.^ guess ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood in xDD hew +^.^ chin, uWu by OwO the salt rheum UwU that ÚwÚ wan :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and it. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ^.^ Spain? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ^.^ hot in +xDD hew ^.^ bweath. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe uWu Amewica, OwO the Indies? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon xDD hew nyose, OwO an o'ew ;;w;; embewwished with +UwU wubies, ^.^ cawbuncwes, sapphires, >w< decwinying theiw rich aspect ^-^ to OwO the +^.^ hot >_> bweath >_> of x3 Spain; ^-^ who x3 sent xDD whowe :33 awmadoes >_> of caracks ^-^ to >w< be +bawwast at xDD hew >_< nyose. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ stood Bewgia, OwO the x3 Nyethewwands? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, >_> Siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so ;;w;; wow. ÚwÚ To +conclude: :3 this dwudge ^w^ ow >_< divinyew >_> waid OwO cwaim ^-^ to me; xDD caww'd me +Dwomio; :33 swowe I ÚwÚ was assur'd ^-^ to UwU hew; told me what >_< pwivy +^.^ mawks I xDD had about uWu me, :3 as, OwO the mark >_> of my shoulder, OwO the +^-^ mowe in my neck, OwO the gweat ÚwÚ wawt uWu on my weft arm, UwU that OwO I, +amaz'd, ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom xDD hew as :3 a >_< witch. +And, I xDD think, ^-^ if my uWu bweast xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 made >_> of :33 faith, +ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt >_> of steel, +She xDD had :33 twansfowm'd me ^-^ to :3 a >w< cuwtaw dog, ÚwÚ and :3 made me xDD tuwn >w< i' th' wheel. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO post ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woad; +An ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind blow ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ fwom shore, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO hawbouw in :3 this ^-^ town to-nyight. +>w< If ^-^ any bark >w< put >w< fowth, come ^-^ to OwO the mart, +:3 Whewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD wetuwn ^-^ to >_> me. +>w< If every ^-^ onye knows >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD knyow x3 nyonye, +^.^ 'Tis UwU time, I xDD think, ^-^ to twudge, ÚwÚ pack ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a bear :3 a man would run uWu fow xDD wife, +^w^ So UwU fwy I ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU that would >w< be my wife. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. There's UwU nyonye uWu but :33 witches ^-^ do ÚwÚ inhabit ;;w;; hewe, +And OwO thewefowe 'tis UwU high UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hence. +She UwU that doth caww me xDD husband, x3 even my ^w^ souw +^-^ Doth uWu fow :3 a UwU wife abhor. But xDD hew fair ;;w;; sistew, +;;w;; Possess'd with such :3 a gentwe x3 suvweign >w< gwace, +x3 Of such >w< enchanting :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and discouwse, +;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost :3 made me >_> twaitow ^-^ to mysewf; +But, west ^-^ mysewf >w< be OwO guiwty ^-^ to self-wrong, +I'll xDD stop >_< minye ears x3 against OwO the mermaid's UwU song. + +x3 Entew ANGELO with OwO the >w< chain + +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Antiphowus! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, that's my >w< nyame. +x3 ANGEWO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, sir. :33 Wo, here :3 is OwO the :3 chain. +I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ta'en you at OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; +The >w< chain :33 unfinyish'd :3 made me stay ;;w;; thus UwU wong. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww UwU that I uWu shaww ^-^ do with uWu this? +x3 ANGEWO. What >w< pwease OwO youwsewf, siw; I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it uWu fow you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Made ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, :3 siw! I UwU bespoke ^.^ it not. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 Nyot UwU once :3 nyow >w< twice, uWu but twenty xDD times you have. +uWu Go UwU home with it, ÚwÚ and >w< pwease >_> youw UwU wife withal; +And >_> soon at supper-time I'll >w< visit you, +And then weceive my money uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, weceive OwO the money nyow, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw you :33 nye'ew UwU see >w< chain :3 nyow money more. +x3 ANGEWO. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy man, siw; fare you :33 weww. +;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. What I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 this cannyot ^-^ teww: +But :3 this I xDD think, :33 thewe's nyo man :3 is OwO so vain +:33 That would ^w^ wefuse OwO so fair OwO an ^.^ offew'd :3 chain. +I UwU see :3 a man here ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot live uWu by >_< shifts, +When in OwO the >w< stweets ^.^ he xDD meets such gowden >_< gifts. +I'll ^-^ to OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and there uWu fow Dromio stay; +>w< If ^-^ any ;;w;; ship >w< put out, then straight >_> away. +;;w;; _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and OwO an xDD OFFICEW + +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. You xDD knyow >_< since UwU Pentecost OwO the sum :3 is OwO due, +And >_< since I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much importun'd OwO you; +Nyow :3 nyow I xDD had ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU that I x3 am bound +ÚwÚ To ^w^ Pewsia, ÚwÚ and UwU want ;;w;; guiwdews uWu fow my ÚwÚ voyage. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make ÚwÚ pwesent satisfaction, +Ow I'll >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. +x3 ANGEWO. >_< Even ^.^ just OwO the sum UwU that I ^-^ do owe ^-^ to you +^-^ Is ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to me uWu by ^-^ Antiphowus; +And in OwO the x3 instant UwU that I met with you +ÚwÚ He xDD had >_> of me :3 a chain; at five o'cwock +I uWu shaww weceive OwO the money uWu fow OwO the OwO same. +ÚwÚ Pweaseth you ÚwÚ wawk with me ;;w;; down ^-^ to his OwO house, +I uWu wiww >w< dischawge my bond, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you ^w^ too. + +x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ COUWTEZAN'S + +>_> OFFICEW. :33 That >_< wabouw ^-^ may you save; UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Whiwe I >w< go ^-^ to OwO the goldsmith's OwO house, >w< go :3 thou +And ^-^ buy :3 a >w< wope's :3 end; UwU that uWu wiww I bestow +x3 Among my UwU wife ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< confedewates, +>_< Fow :3 wocking me >_< out >_> of my :33 doows uWu by day. +But, soft, I UwU see OwO the goldsmith. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; +>_> Buy :3 thou :3 a >_> wope, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it UwU home ^-^ to >_> me. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ buy :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; I ^-^ buy :3 a ;;w;; wope. +;;w;; _< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man :3 is ;;w;; weww howp OwO up UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to xDD you! +I promised >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and OwO the chain; +But neither >w< chain :3 nyow UwU gowdsmith came ^-^ to >_> me. +Belike you ^w^ thought ^-^ ouw love would last xDD too long, +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe chain'd togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came not. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 Saving >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw, >w< hewe's OwO the ^-^ nyote +OwO How >w< much >_> youw >w< chain weighs ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost carat, +The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of OwO the ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and chawgefuw x3 fashion, +^w^ Which doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to three uWu odd ^w^ ducats ^-^ mowe +>w< Than I ^.^ stand UwU debted ^-^ to :3 this gentleman. +I pray you UwU see him ÚwÚ pwesentwy x3 dischawg'd, +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is bound ^-^ to >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu but uWu fow it. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot furnish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent money; +UwU Besides, I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ businyess in OwO the town. +Good UwU signyiow, UwU take OwO the ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO house, +And with you UwU take OwO the :33 chain, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my UwU wife +>_> Disbuwse OwO the sum uWu on OwO the ^-^ weceipt UwU theweof. +:3 Pewchance I uWu wiww >w< be there as >_> soon as you. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then you uWu wiww bwing OwO the >w< chain ^-^ to xDD hew :3 youwsewf? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; bear ^.^ it with you, west I come ^.^ nyot UwU time ^w^ enyough. +x3 ANGEWO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. >_< Have you OwO the >w< chain about you? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. An ^-^ if I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope you ^.^ have; +Ow ewse you ^-^ may xDD wetuwn ^-^ without >_> youw ^-^ monyey. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me OwO the chain; +Both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide ^w^ stays uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, +And OwO I, ^-^ to blame, ^.^ have held him here xDD too UwU wong. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good Lord! you ;;w;; use :3 this dalliance ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse +Your :33 bweach >_> of pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; +I shouwd ^.^ have xDD chid you uWu fow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bwinging it, +But, >_< wike :3 a shwew, you ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. The hour xDD steaws OwO on; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. +x3 ANGEWO. You hear how ^.^ he importunes ^.^ me-the ^w^ chain! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw ^-^ monyey. +x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you x3 even OwO nyow. +x3 Eithew ^-^ send OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow ^-^ send uWu by me >w< some token. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 Fie, :3 nyow you run :3 this humouw >_< out >_> of bweath! +^w^ Come, ^w^ whewe's OwO the x3 chain? I pray you let me UwU see it. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU My ^-^ businyess cannyot ^.^ bwook :3 this dalliance. +Good ;;w;; siw, uWu say whe'r ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew me ^w^ ow no; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll xDD weave him ^-^ to OwO the uWu officew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ answew xDD you! What shouwd I ÚwÚ answew you? +x3 ANGEWO. The money UwU that you owe me uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I owe you UwU nyonye ÚwÚ tiww I weceive OwO the :3 chain. +x3 ANGEWO. You xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you half OwO an hour since. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You >_> gave me ^.^ nyonye; you :33 wwong me >w< much ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. +x3 ANGEWO. You :33 wwong me :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, in >w< denying it. +Consider how ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upon my credit. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. Weww, officew, arrest him at my ;;w;; suit. +>_> OFFICEW. I do; ÚwÚ and chawge you in OwO the >w< Duke's name ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> me. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 This UwU touches me in weputation. +x3 Eithew consent ^-^ to pay :3 this sum uWu fow uWu me, +Ow I >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Consent ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee UwU that I never :3 had! +xDD Awwest uWu me, foowish fewwow, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< thy fee; arrest ^w^ him, uWu officew. +I would ^.^ nyot spawe my bwothew in :3 this ^-^ case, +>w< If ^.^ he shouwd :33 scown me OwO so >_> appawentwy. +>_> OFFICEW. I ^-^ do arrest you, siw; you hear OwO the ;;w;; suit. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ obey ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bail. +But, ÚwÚ siwwah, you uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu spowt as dear +UwU As >w< aww OwO the >w< metaw in >_> youw ÚwÚ shop uWu wiww >w< answew. +x3 ANGEWO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO waw in x3 Ephesus, +ÚwÚ To >_> youw notorious shame, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bay + +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :33 thewe's :3 a bark >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum +:33 That ^w^ stays uWu but ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew xDD ownyew comes >_< aboawd, +And then, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws >_> away. Our ^.^ fwaughtage, ;;w;; siw, +I ^.^ have uWu convey'd aboard; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought +The uWu oiw, OwO the :3 bawsamum, ÚwÚ and aqua-vitx. +The ;;w;; ship :3 is in xDD hew trim; OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ wind +Blows fair ^-^ fwom >w< wand; uWu they stay uWu fow UwU nyought at OwO an +But uWu fow theiw owner, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO How nyow! :3 a x3 madman? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou peevish sheep, +What ;;w;; ship >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^w^ stays uWu fow x3 me? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A ;;w;; ship you x3 sent me ^.^ to, ^-^ to ÚwÚ hiwe :3 waftage. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ THOU drunken slave! I x3 sent OwO the uWu fow :3 a rope; +And told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to what OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and what OwO end. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu YOU x3 sent me uWu fow :3 a >w< wope's ^-^ end as :3 soon- +You x3 sent me ^-^ to OwO the OwO bay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 a bark. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I uWu Wiww debate :3 this matter at ^-^ mowe leisure, +And teach >_> youw ears ^-^ to list me with ^-^ mowe :33 heed. +ÚwÚ To OwO Adwianya, viwwain, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; +>w< Give xDD hew :3 this key, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew in OwO the uWu desk +^.^ That's uWu cuvw'd o'ew with Turkish ÚwÚ tapestwy +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> puwse >_> of ducats; let xDD hew ^-^ send it. +>_> Teww xDD hew I x3 am arrested in OwO the street, +And UwU that uWu shaww bail me; UwU hie ^.^ thee, slave, >w< be gone. +uWu On, officew, ^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come. +^w^ w< aww uWu but ;;w;; DWOMIO +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To :3 Adwianya! UwU that :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> din'd, +:3 Whewe ;;w;; Dowsabew >_> did OwO cwaim me uWu fow xDD hew >_> husband. +She :3 is xDD too >w< big, I hope, uWu fow me ^-^ to UwU compass. +Thithew I xDD must, although x3 against my wiww, +>_< Fow ^-^ sewvants >w< must theiw masters' ^w^ minds :3 fuwfiw. +;;w;; _> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS + +x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA + +:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, >_< Wucianya, >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt ÚwÚ thee so? +>_> Might'st :3 thou pewceive austewewy in his eye +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< pwead in uWu eawnyest? >_> Yea ^w^ ow nyo? +Wook'd ^.^ he ^w^ ow wed ^w^ ow pawe, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow merrily? +What >_< obsewvation :3 mad'st :3 thou in :3 this UwU case +x3 Of his ^w^ heawt's >w< meteows ^-^ tiwting in his face? +LUCIANA. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ;;w;; denyied you xDD had in him nyo >_> wight. +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He meant ^.^ he >_> did me ÚwÚ nyonye-the ^-^ mowe my ;;w;; spite. +LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then :33 swowe ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ stwangew here. +:3 ADWIANyA. And OwO twue ^.^ he x3 swowe, >w< though ÚwÚ yet >_> fowswown ^.^ he :3 wewe. +LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; pweaded I uWu fow you. +:3 ADWIANyA. And what ^w^ said x3 he? +LUCIANA. :33 That love I begg'd uWu fow you ^.^ he begg'd >_> of >_> me. +:3 ADWIANyA. x3 With what >_< pewsuasion >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt >w< thy love? +LUCIANA. x3 With uWu wowds UwU that in OwO an >w< honyest suit UwU might muv. +>w< Fiwst ^.^ he >_> did UwU pwaise my :3 beauty, then my xDD speech. +:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Didst speak him faiw? +LUCIANA. >_< Have >_> patience, I uWu beseech. +:3 ADWIANyA. I :33 cannyot, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd me still; +UwU My tongue, >w< though ^.^ nyot my xDD heawt, uWu shaww ^.^ have his uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< defowmed, x3 cwooked, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and xDD sewe, +:33 Iww-fac'd, >_< wowse ;;w;; bodied, shapewess evewywhewe; +Vicious, ungentle, UwU foowish, uWu bwunt, unkind; +UwU Stigmaticaw in >w< making, >_< wowse in mind. +LUCIANA. OwO Who would >w< be x3 jeawous then >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? +:3 Nyo evil lost :3 is ÚwÚ waiw'd when ^.^ it :3 is gone. +:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, uWu but I ÚwÚ think him better than I ÚwÚ say, +And ÚwÚ yet would hewein >_> othews' eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wowse. +Far ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ nyest OwO the lapwing x3 cwies away; +UwU My OwO heawt uWu pways uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though my :33 tongue ^-^ do curse. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. + +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Hewe go-the ^.^ desk, OwO the puwse. ^.^ Sweet +nyow, ^-^ make UwU haste. +LUCIANA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou lost >w< thy breath? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 wunnying fast. +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 mastew, Dromio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he uWu weww? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, :33 he's in Tartar ^-^ wimbo, >_< wowse than ÚwÚ heww. +OwO A ^w^ deviw in OwO an xDD evewwasting ^w^ gawment ;;w;; hath him; +>_< Onye uWu whose ^-^ hawd OwO heawt :3 is UwU button'd OwO up with steel; +OwO A ÚwÚ fiend, :3 a uWu faiwy, pitiless ÚwÚ and rough; +OwO A wowf, UwU nyay ^.^ wowse, :3 a :3 fewwow >w< aww in uWu buff; +OwO A back-friend, :3 a shoulder-clapper, ^-^ onye UwU that countewmands +The x3 passages >_> of alleys, cweeks, ÚwÚ and narrow wands; +OwO A OwO hound UwU that runs :3 countew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet dwaws ;;w;; dwy-foot ;;w;; weww; +>_< Onye UwU that, before OwO the uWu Judgment, >_> cawwies UwU poow souws ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, man, what :3 is OwO the matter? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the matter; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ wested uWu on OwO the ^.^ case. +:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he arrested? >_> Teww uWu me, at uWu whose ^.^ suit? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot at uWu whose suit ^.^ he :3 is arrested ;;w;; weww; +But :33 he's in :3 a suit >_> of ;;w;; buff ;;w;; which uWu 'wested ^w^ him, UwU that can I tell. +uWu Wiww you ^-^ send ^w^ him, mistress, redemption, OwO the money in his :3 desk? +:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch it, sistew. xDD [Exit WUCIANyA] :3 This I wonder at: +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he uWu unknyown ^-^ to me shouwd >w< be in UwU debt. +>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he arrested uWu on :3 a OwO band? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu on :3 a ^-^ band, uWu but uWu on :3 a stronger :33 thing, +OwO A :33 chain, :3 a :3 chain. Do you ^.^ nyot hear ^.^ it ring? +:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, OwO the x3 chain? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, no, OwO the bell; 'tis UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe gone. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was two ewe I weft ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ cwock strikes ^w^ onye. +:3 ADWIANyA. The ^w^ houws come >_> back! :33 That >_> did I never heaw. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 O yes. >w< If ^-^ any hour ^.^ meet :3 a sergeant, +UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns xDD back uWu fow vewy fear. +:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As ^-^ if Time ;;w;; wewe in >_> debt! OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou weason! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Time :3 is :3 a vewy uWu bankwupt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ owes +^-^ mowe than :33 he's wowth ^-^ to ^-^ season. +;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ thief xDD too: ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot heard x3 men uWu say +:33 That Time comes >_< steawing uWu on uWu by night ÚwÚ and day? +>w< If UwU 'a >w< be in >_> debt ÚwÚ and :3 theft, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sewgeant in OwO the >_< way, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD back OwO an hour in :3 a day? + +;;w;; We-entew x3 WUCIANyA with :3 a >_> puwse + +:3 ADWIANyA. Go, uWu Dwomio, :33 thewe's OwO the money; bear ^.^ it stwaight, +And bwing >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home immediatewy. +^w^ Come, sistew; I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ;;w;; down with xDD conceit- +Conceit, my comfort ÚwÚ and my OwO injuwy. +^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a man I ^.^ meet uWu but doth salute me +UwU As ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe theiw >_< weww-acquainted :3 fwiend; +And every ^-^ onye doth caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. +uWu Some >w< tendew money ^-^ to uWu me, >w< some ^w^ invite uWu me, +uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ give me ^w^ thanks uWu fow kindnyesses, +uWu Some :3 offew me :3 commodities ^-^ to OwO buy; +>_< Even :3 nyow :3 a >_> taiwow xDD caww'd me in his ^.^ shop, +And show'd me silks UwU that ^.^ he xDD had bought uWu fow uWu me, +And :3 thewewithaw took measuwe >_> of my ÚwÚ body. +Suwe, ^.^ these awe uWu but imaginyawy :33 wiwes, +And Lapland :33 sowcewews ÚwÚ inhabit here. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE + +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >w< hewe's OwO the gold you x3 sent me +OwO fow. >_> What, ^.^ have you ^w^ got OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Adam new-apparell'd? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What gold :3 is uWu this? What :33 Adam OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot UwU that :33 Adam UwU that ^-^ kept OwO the >_< Pawadise, +uWu but UwU that :33 Adam UwU that >_< keeps OwO the prison; ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes in OwO the +uWu cawf's ^.^ skin UwU that ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd uWu fow OwO the uWu Pwodigaw; ^.^ he UwU that came >_> behind +you, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike OwO an evil angew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you >_> fowsake >_> youw :33 wibewty. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyo? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_> case: ^.^ he UwU that +went, >_< wike :3 a OwO bass-viow, in :3 a UwU case >_> of ÚwÚ weathew; OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, +UwU that, when gentlemen awe tired, gives them :3 a sob, ÚwÚ and west +them; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ pity uWu on ;;w;; decayed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give +them ÚwÚ suits >_> of durance; ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets OwO up his west ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe +exploits with his mace than :3 a xDD mowwis-pike. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, :3 thou mean'st OwO an x3 officew? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant >_> of OwO the ^.^ band; +UwU that brings ^-^ any man ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it UwU that bweaks his ^.^ band; uWu on +UwU that OwO thinks :3 a man :33 awways ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God ^w^ give +you good OwO west!' +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, there west in >_> youw xDD foowewy. ^-^ Is +there ^-^ any ;;w;; ship ^-^ puts :3 fowth x3 to-nyight? May ^-^ we >w< be gonye? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I ^w^ bwought you >_> wowd OwO an +hour >_< since UwU that OwO the bark ÚwÚ Expedition >w< put :3 fowth to-night; ÚwÚ and +then ;;w;; wewe you ^.^ hind'wed uWu by OwO the sergeant, ^-^ to tawwy uWu fow OwO the +:3 boy Delay. ;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD angews UwU that you x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ distwact, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am I; +And here ^-^ we ÚwÚ wandew in x3 iwwusions. +uWu Some bwessed power x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO hence! + +x3 Entew :3 a COURTEZAN + +>_> COUWTEZAN. ^.^ Weww met, ;;w;; weww met, ^-^ Mastew Antipholus. +I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU gowdsmith OwO nyow. +^-^ Is UwU that OwO the >w< chain you OwO pwomis'd me uWu to-day? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Satan, OwO avoid! I chawge ^.^ thee, >_> tempt me not. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :3 is :3 this ^w^ Mistwess Satan? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ wowse, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's +dam, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a ^.^ wight ;;w;; wench; ÚwÚ and +thereof comes UwU that OwO the wenches uWu say 'God x3 damn OwO me!' ^.^ That's +as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say 'God ^-^ make me :3 a ^.^ wight ^w^ wench!' ^w^ It :3 is written +uWu they :3 appeaw ^-^ to x3 men >_< wike xDD angews >_> of ^-^ wight; ^.^ wight :3 is OwO an :33 effect +>_> of fire, ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe uWu wiww ^w^ buwn; x3 ewgo, ^.^ wight wenches uWu wiww burn. +Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. +>_> COUWTEZAN. Your man ÚwÚ and you awe ^-^ mawvewwous uWu mewwy, sir. +uWu Wiww you >w< go with x3 me? >w< We'ww OwO mend ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew here. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if you uWu do, OwO expect :3 spoon-meat, +^w^ ow x3 bespeak :3 a wong spoon. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, Dromio? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ have :3 a wong ;;w;; spoon +UwU that >w< must xDD eat with OwO the ^w^ deviw. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Avoid then, ^-^ fiend! What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of supping? +Thou :3 awt, as you awe aww, :3 a ^-^ sowcewess; +I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD weave me ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. +>_> COUWTEZAN. >w< Give me OwO the ring >_> of >_< minye you xDD had at dinnyew, +Or, uWu fow my >_< diamond, OwO the >w< chain you ^-^ pwomis'd, +And I'll >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Some devils ÚwÚ ask uWu but OwO the parings >_> of >_> onye's >_< nyaiw, +OwO A uWu wush, :3 a >_> haiw, :3 a >_> dwop >_> of blood, :3 a >w< pin, +OwO A nut, :3 a ^.^ chewwy-stonye; +But :33 she, ^-^ mowe covetous, would ^.^ have :3 a :3 chain. +UwU Mastew, >w< be x3 wise; OwO an ^-^ if you ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU hew, +The ^w^ deviw uWu wiww >_< shake xDD hew :33 chain, ÚwÚ and OwO fwight OwO us with it. +>_> COUWTEZAN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, my ;;w;; wing, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the chain; +I >w< hope you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to cheat me ÚwÚ so. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Avaunt, :3 thou witch! ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, let OwO us ^.^ go. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 'Fwy xDD pwide' :33 says OwO the ;;w;; peacock. Mistwess, UwU that you know. +^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE +>_> COUWTEZAN. Nyow, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, Antiphowus :3 is >_< mad, +Else would ^.^ he never OwO so >_> demean :3 himsewf. +OwO A ring ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of >_< minye wowth forty >w< ducats, +And uWu fow OwO the >_> same ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; +Both ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ he ^w^ denyies me OwO nyow. +The reason UwU that I x3 gathew ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, +Besides :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent instance >_> of his wage, +^-^ Is :3 a mad xDD tawe ^.^ he told OwO to-day at ;;w;; dinnyew +x3 Of his >_> own :33 doows being OwO shut x3 against his xDD entwance. +Belike his xDD wife, acquainted with his >w< fits, +uWu On OwO puwpose OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 against his way. +UwU My uWu way :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU hie UwU home ^-^ to his OwO house, +And tell his UwU wife UwU that, being lunatic, +ÚwÚ He wush'd OwO into my house ÚwÚ and took ÚwÚ pewfowce +UwU My ring >_> away. :3 This ^-^ couwse I OwO fittest choose, +>_< Fow forty ^w^ ducats :3 is xDD too >w< much ^-^ to lose. +;;w;; _< OF UwU EPHESUS with OwO the xDD OFFICEW + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> away. +I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ewe I xDD weave ^.^ thee, OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, as I x3 am uWu 'wested OwO fow. +UwU My UwU wife :3 is in :3 a wayward >w< mood UwU to-day, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy xDD twust OwO the messenger. +:33 That I shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ attach'd in x3 Ephesus, +I tell you 'twill :33 sound x3 hawshwy in xDD hew uWu caws. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with :3 a >_< wope's-end + +;;w;; Hewe comes my >w< man; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he brings OwO the ^-^ monyey. +OwO How nyow, :3 siw! >_< Have you UwU that I x3 sent you xDD fow? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu wiww pay them all. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the monyey? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I >_> gave OwO the money uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; wope. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed >w< ducats, viwwain, uWu fow :33 wope? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I'll sewve you, ;;w;; siw, five ^-^ hundwed at OwO the rate. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To what ^-^ end >_> did I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU hie ÚwÚ thee :3 home? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To :3 a wope's-end, siw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end x3 am I +;;w;; wetuwn'd. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ to UwU that end, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ wewcome you. +[Beating xDD him] +>_> OFFICEW. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< be patient; I x3 am in +UwU advewsity. +>_> OFFICEW. Good nyow, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew >_< pewsuade him ^-^ to howd his hands. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou ^w^ whoweson, ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I would I ;;w;; wewe x3 sensewess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I +UwU might ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO bwows. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou art sensible in nyothing uWu but +^-^ bwows, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is OwO an ass. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am OwO an ;;w;; ass UwU indeed; you ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it +uWu by my wong :33 'eaws. I ^.^ have served him ^-^ fwom OwO the hour >_> of my +^.^ nyativity ^-^ to :3 this instant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have nyothing at his ^.^ hands uWu fow +my service uWu but OwO bwows. When I x3 am x3 cowd ^.^ he heats me with +uWu beating; when I x3 am warm ^.^ he ÚwÚ coows me with >w< beating. I x3 am +>w< wak'd with ^.^ it when I sleep; rais'd with ^.^ it when I sit; >_> dwiven +>_< out >_> of :33 doows with ^.^ it when I >w< go ^-^ fwom >_< home; wewcom'd UwU home +with ^.^ it when I ;;w;; wetuwn; xDD nyay, I bear ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdews as +>_< beggaw UwU wont xDD hew ^-^ bwat; ÚwÚ and I xDD think, when ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lam'd uWu me, +I uWu shaww UwU beg with ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD doow ^-^ to ^w^ doow. + +x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 SCHOOWMASTEW +xDD caww'd ;;w;; PINCH + +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^.^ awong; my UwU wife :3 is UwU coming yondew. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Mistwess, >w< 'wespice :33 finyem,' >_< wespect >_> youw :3 end; ^w^ ow +^.^ wathew, ^-^ to pwophesy >_< wike OwO the x3 pawwot, ^-^ 'Bewawe OwO the ^-^ wope's-end.' +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou still tawk? +[Beating xDD him] +>_> COUWTEZAN. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband >_> mad? +:3 ADWIANyA. His ^-^ inciviwity confiwms nyo less. +Good ^w^ Doctow ^.^ Pinch, you awe :3 a conjurer: +Establish him in his OwO twue :33 sense uWu again, +And I uWu wiww >w< pwease you what you uWu wiww :3 demand. +LUCIANA. ^.^ Awas, how :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and how shawp ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! +>_> COUWTEZAN. >_< Mawk how ^.^ he twembwes in his ^w^ ecstasy. +PINCH. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; feew >_> youw puwse. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO eaw. +[Stwiking xDD him] +PINCH. I chawge ^.^ thee, ^.^ Satan, :3 hous'd within :3 this man, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd UwU possession ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, +And ^-^ to >w< thy OwO state >_> of :3 dawknyess UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. +I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_< saints in >_< heaven. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Peace, doting ^.^ wizawd, :3 peace! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ mad. +:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyot, UwU poow >_> distwessed UwU souw! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You minion, you, awe ^.^ these >_> youw customers? +OwO Did :3 this ^.^ companyion with OwO the saffwon ;;w;; face +Revel ÚwÚ and feast ^.^ it at my house UwU to-day, +>w< Whiwst x3 upon me OwO the OwO guiwty :33 doows ;;w;; wewe shut, +And I ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in my >w< house? +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 O xDD husband, :3 God doth xDD knyow you din'd at home, +:3 Whewe would you xDD had remain'd xDD untiw :3 this UwU time, +>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^.^ these swandews ÚwÚ and :3 this open OwO shame! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Din'd at x3 home! Thou viwwain, what >_> sayest thou? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^w^ Sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, you >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at UwU home. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Were ^.^ nyot my :33 doows wock'd OwO up ÚwÚ and I OwO shut ^w^ out? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Pewdie, >_> youw :33 doows ;;w;; wewe wock'd ÚwÚ and you OwO shut >_< out. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ she x3 hewsewf >w< weviwe me thewe? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Sans fabwe, ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ^w^ weviw'd you ^.^ thewe. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Did ^.^ nyot xDD hew kitchen-maid waiw, ^.^ taunt, ÚwÚ and :33 scown x3 me? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Certes, ^.^ she did; OwO the kitchen-vestaw scorn'd you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot I in ;;w;; wage xDD depawt ^-^ fwom uWu thence? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU In verity, you ÚwÚ did. UwU My bones bear ;;w;; witnyess, +:33 That >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO the vigouw >_> of his xDD wage. +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Is't good ^-^ to >_> soothe him in ^.^ these x3 contwawies? +PINCH. ^w^ It :3 is nyo >_< shame; OwO the :3 fewwow ^.^ finds his :3 vein, +And, yielding ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu humouws ;;w;; weww his >_> fwenzy. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd OwO the UwU gowdsmith ^-^ to arrest >_> me. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^.^ Awas, I x3 sent you money ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem you, +By Dromio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ who came in haste uWu fow it. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Money uWu by UwU me! ^.^ Heawt ÚwÚ and >_< goodwiww you OwO might, +But suwewy, :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot :3 a wag >_> of ^-^ monyey. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 Went'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fow >_> puwse >_> of :33 ducats? +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and I deliver'd it. +LUCIANA. And I x3 am witness with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wope-makew bear me witness +:33 That I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow nyothing uWu but :3 a >_> wope! +PINCH. Mistwess, uWu both man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 is possess'd; +I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by theiw OwO pawe ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy OwO wooks. +^.^ They >w< must >w< be UwU bound, ÚwÚ and >_> waid in >w< some dark woom. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou ^-^ wock me :3 fowth uWu to-day? +And x3 why OwO dost :3 thou deny OwO the x3 bag >_> of UwU gowd? +:3 ADWIANyA. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, gentwe xDD husband, ^-^ wock ÚwÚ thee fowth. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And, gentwe :3 mastew, I receiv'd nyo ;;w;; gowd; +But I uWu confess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wock'd >_< out. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Dissembwing viwwain, :3 thou OwO speak'st false in >_> both. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Dissembwing ;;w;; hawwot, :3 thou art false in aww, +And art confederate with :3 a damned ÚwÚ pack +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woathsome :3 abject :33 scown >_> of me; +But with ^.^ these ^.^ nyaiws I'll xDD pwuck >_< out ^.^ these false eyes +:33 That would >w< behowd in me :3 this shameful sport. +:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, uWu bind ^w^ him, uWu bind him; let him ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> me. +PINCH. Mowe >_> company! The x3 fiend :3 is >w< stwong within >_> him. + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and :3 offew ^-^ to uWu bind >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ stwives + +LUCIANA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU poow man, how OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> What, uWu wiww you murder x3 me? Thou gaoler, thou, +I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. uWu Wiwt :3 thou suffer them +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD wescue? +>_> OFFICEW. >w< Mastews, let him ^.^ go; +ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. +PINCH. uWu Go uWu bind :3 this man, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >_> fwantic ^w^ too. +^.^ [They uWu bind ;;w;; DWOMIO] +:3 ADWIANyA. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, :3 thou peevish x3 officew? +xDD Hast :3 thou dewight ^-^ to UwU see :3 a wwetched man +Do outwage ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to >w< himsewf? +>_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew; ^-^ if I let him ÚwÚ go, +The >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes uWu wiww >w< be requir'd >_> of >_> me. +:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee ewe I >w< go ^-^ fwom thee; +Beaw me >_> fowthwith x3 unto his cweditow, +And, ÚwÚ knyowing how OwO the >_> debt gwows, I uWu wiww pay it. +Good ^-^ Mastew Doctor, UwU see him xDD safe uWu convey'd +:3 Home ^-^ to my >_< house. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy xDD day! +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy strumpet! +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, I x3 am here ent'red in bond uWu fow you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, uWu viwwian! >w< Whewefowe +OwO dost :3 thou mad x3 me? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiww you >w< be bound uWu fow :3 nyothing? +Be >_< mad, good master; x3 cwy xDD 'The deviw!' +LUCIANA. :3 God help, UwU poow souls, how OwO idwy ^-^ do uWu they ^w^ tawk! +:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go bear him ^-^ hence. :3 Sistew, >w< go you with >_> me. +^w^ w< aww uWu but xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and COURTEZAN +Say nyow, uWu whose suit :3 is ^.^ he arrested xDD at? +>_> OFFICEW. >_< Onye OwO Angewo, :3 a :33 gowdsmith; ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO him? +:3 ADWIANyA. I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. What :3 is OwO the sum ^.^ he owes? +>_> OFFICEW. >w< Two ^-^ hundwed UwU ducats. +:3 ADWIANyA. Say, how grows ^.^ it xDD due? +>_> OFFICEW. Due uWu fow :3 a >w< chain >_> youw xDD husband xDD had >_> of >_> him. +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 bespeak :3 a >w< chain uWu fow uWu me, uWu but xDD had ^.^ it not. +>_> COUWTEZAN. When as >_> youw xDD husband, >w< aww in wage, OwO to-day +Came ^-^ to my OwO house, ÚwÚ and took away my ^.^ wing- +The ring I ^-^ saw x3 upon his fingew >w< nyow- +:33 Stwaight aftew >_> did I ^.^ meet him with :3 a :3 chain. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu but I >_> did never UwU see it. +^w^ Come, gaoler, bwing me xDD whewe OwO the UwU gowdsmith >_> is; +I wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth xDD heweof at large. + +x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. + +LUCIANA. God, uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ mewcy! uWu they awe loose again. +:3 ADWIANyA. And come with ^.^ nyaked x3 swowds. +Let's caww ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ have them bound again. +>_> OFFICEW. Away, they'll :33 kiww >_< us! +^w^ w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE as fast as ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^.^ fwighted +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I UwU see ^.^ these :33 witches awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of x3 swowds. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. She UwU that would >w< be >_> youw UwU wife :3 nyow ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come ^-^ to OwO the Centauw; ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw stuff ^-^ fwom >_> thence. +I wong UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_< aboawd. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, stay here :3 this >_< nyight; uWu they uWu wiww +^w^ suwewy ^-^ do OwO us nyo ^w^ hawm; you ^-^ saw uWu they speak OwO us :33 faiw, ^w^ give OwO us +;;w;; gowd; >w< methinks uWu they awe such :3 a gentwe >w< nyation UwU that, uWu but uWu fow +OwO the ^.^ mountain >_> of mad ^.^ fwesh UwU that uWu cwaims mawwiage >_> of uWu me, +:33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to stay here still ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >_< witch. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^.^ to-nyight uWu fow >w< aww OwO the UwU town; +OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ ouw stuff >_< aboawd. +^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +OwO A uWu stweet before :3 a >w< pwiowy + +x3 Entew x3 SECOND MERCHANT ÚwÚ and ANGELO + +x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ hind'wed OwO you; +But I uWu pwotest ^.^ he xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of uWu me, +^-^ Though UwU most UwU dishonyestwy ^.^ he doth deny it. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. OwO How :3 is OwO the man ^-^ esteem'd here in OwO the xDD city? +x3 ANGEWO. x3 Of vewy OwO wevewend uWu weputation, ;;w;; siw, +x3 Of ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ infinyite, highly >_< bewov'd, +^w^ Second ^-^ to UwU nyonye UwU that ;;w;; wives here in OwO the xDD city; +His >_> wowd UwU might bear my wealth at ^-^ any xDD time. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^w^ Speak softly; UwU yondew, as I xDD think, ^.^ he wawks. + +x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE + +x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu sewf >w< chain about his neck +^w^ Which ^.^ he fowswowe UwU most monstwouswy ^-^ to have. +Good ;;w;; siw, dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu me, I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. +UwU Signyiow >w< Andphowus, I wonder >w< much +:33 That you would >w< put me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and twoubwe; +And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< some OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, +x3 With ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and oaths OwO so ^-^ to deny +:3 This :33 chain, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you wear OwO so openly. +Beside OwO the chawge, OwO the shame, uWu impwisonment, +You ^.^ have x3 donye :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 this my >w< honyest :3 fwiend; +Who, uWu but uWu fow ^w^ staying uWu on ^-^ ouw controversy, +Had >_> hoisted sail ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea to-day. +:3 This >w< chain you xDD had >_> of me; can you deny it? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think I >w< had; I never >_> did deny it. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. x3 Yes, UwU that you :33 did, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and fowswowe ^.^ it ^w^ too. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Who heard me ^-^ to deny ^.^ it ^w^ ow forswear it? +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^.^ These ears >_> of ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, >_> did hear thee. +;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, ^w^ wwetch! 'tis ^-^ pity UwU that :3 thou x3 wiv'st +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk xDD whewe ^-^ any >w< honyest x3 men resort. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art :3 a villain ^-^ to >_< impeach me ;;w;; thus; +I'll ^w^ pwuv >_< minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD honyesty +uWu Against ÚwÚ thee presently, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st :3 stand. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I dare, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 defy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. +^.^ [They OwO dwaw] + +x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Howd, hurt him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow God's >w< sake! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ mad. +uWu Some >_< get within ^w^ him, UwU take his >_< swowd away; +Bind Dromio UwU too, ÚwÚ and bear them ^-^ to my >_< house. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Wun, :3 mastew, wun; uWu fow God's :33 sake UwU take :3 a >_< house. +:3 This :3 is >w< some ^-^ pwiowy. ;;w;; In, ^w^ ow ^-^ we awe spoil'd. +^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwiowy + +x3 Entew OwO the LADY ABBESS + +^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, :33 peopwe. >w< Whewefowe UwU thwong you ^w^ hithew? +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch my UwU poow ^.^ distwacted xDD husband ^-^ hence. +>_> Wet OwO us come ÚwÚ in, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu bind him :3 fast, +And bear him UwU home uWu fow his recovery. +x3 ANGEWO. I knew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot in his pewfect UwU wits. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 nyow UwU that I >_> did dwaw uWu on >_> him. +^-^ ABBESS. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath :3 this UwU possession held OwO the man? +:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This >_> week ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been ;;w;; heavy, >_> souw, sad, +And >w< much diffewent ^-^ fwom OwO the man ^.^ he ^-^ was; +But ÚwÚ tiww :3 this afternoon his passion +:33 Nye'ew :33 bwake OwO into >_> extwemity >_> of xDD wage. +^-^ ABBESS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot lost >w< much wealth uWu by :3 wweck >_> of ^-^ sea? +^w^ Buwied >w< some dear fwiend? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ewse his eye +^.^ Stway'd his xDD affection in uWu unwawfuw love? +OwO A xDD sin prevailing >w< much in youthfuw x3 men +OwO Who ^w^ give theiw eyes OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of gazing. +^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :3 is ^.^ he :33 subject UwU to? +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be OwO the xDD wast; +^w^ Nyamewy, >w< some love UwU that >_< dwew him ^w^ oft ^-^ fwom UwU home. +^-^ ABBESS. You shouwd uWu fow UwU that ^.^ have xDD wepwehended >_> him. +:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. +^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD wough ^w^ enyough. +:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As roughly as my x3 modesty would let >_> me. +^-^ ABBESS. :3 Hapwy in ^w^ pwivate. +:3 ADWIANyA. And in assemblies ^w^ too. +^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ enyough. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< copy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. +UwU In :33 bed, ^.^ he >w< swept ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; +^.^ At board, ^.^ he ^-^ fed ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; +Alone, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 subject >_> of my ^.^ theme; +UwU In ^.^ company, I >_< often >_> gwanced xDD it; +OwO Stiww >_> did I tell him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 viwe ÚwÚ and >w< bad. +^-^ ABBESS. And thereof came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the man ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. +The venyom OwO cwamouws >_> of :3 a x3 jeawous ^-^ woman +>w< Poisons ^-^ mowe >_> deadwy than :3 a mad uWu dog's UwU tooth. +^w^ It uWu seems his sweeps ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy >_> waiwing, +And thereof comes ^.^ it UwU that his head :3 is >_> wight. +Thou xDD say'st his meat ÚwÚ was ^-^ sauc'd with >w< thy ^-^ upbwaidings: +;;w;; Unquiet meals ^-^ make i-iww xDD digestions; +Thereof OwO the >_< waging x3 fiwe >_> of fever x3 bwed; +And ^w^ what's :3 a fever uWu but :3 a x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess? +Thou xDD say'st his sports ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy ^-^ bwawws. +^.^ Sweet x3 wecweation baww'd, what doth ensue +But ^-^ moody ÚwÚ and :33 duww mewanchowy, +^.^ Kinsman ^-^ to >w< gwim ÚwÚ and uWu comfowtwess >_> despaiw, +And at xDD hew ^.^ heews :3 a huge :33 infectious >_< twoop +x3 Of OwO pawe uWu distempewatuwes ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ to x3 wife? +UwU In food, in sport, ÚwÚ and xDD wife-pwesewving rest, +ÚwÚ To >w< be distuwb'd would mad ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow beast. +The consequence ;;w;; is, then, >w< thy x3 jeawous ^-^ fits +;;w;; Hath ^w^ scaw'd >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of UwU wits. +LUCIANA. She never xDD wepwehended him uWu but mildly, +When ^.^ he >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf :3 wough, rude, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwdwy. +UwU Why bear you ^.^ these >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? +:3 ADWIANyA. She >_> did :33 betway me ^-^ to my >_> own wepwoof. +Good ;;w;; peopwe, enter, ÚwÚ and uWu way howd uWu on >_> him. +^-^ ABBESS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ entews in my >_< house. +:3 ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Then let >_> youw ^-^ sewvants bwing my xDD husband fowth. +^-^ ABBESS. Neither; ^.^ he took :3 this place uWu fow >_> sanctuawy, +And ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU pwiviwege him ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ hands +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to his xDD wits uWu again, +Ow wose my >_< wabouw in ÚwÚ assaying it. +:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend my xDD husband, >w< be his ^w^ nyuwse, +^.^ Diet his sicknyess, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is my >_> office, +And uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo attorney uWu but mysewf; +And OwO thewefowe let me ^.^ have him UwU home with >_> me. +^-^ ABBESS. Be patient; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let him :33 stiw +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have :33 us'd OwO the appwuvd :3 means I x3 have, +x3 With >_> whowesome >w< sywups, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ and holy >_> pwayews, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of him :3 a formal man again. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a branch ÚwÚ and uWu pawcew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ oath, +OwO A chawitabwe >_> duty >_> of my OwO owdew; +OwO Thewefowe x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him here with >_> me. +:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave my xDD husband xDD hewe; +And i-iww ^.^ it doth beseem >_> youw ;;w;; howinyess +ÚwÚ To xDD sepawate OwO the xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the wife. +^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, ÚwÚ and :3 depawt; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. +;;w;; _> of :3 this ^-^ indignyity. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate at his OwO feet, +And never xDD wise xDD untiw my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews +>_< Have xDD won his OwO Gwace ^-^ to come in person UwU hithew +And UwU take ÚwÚ pewfowce my xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Abbess. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. By this, I xDD think, OwO the >w< diaw OwO points at OwO five; +^-^ Anyon, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf in person +x3 Comes :3 this uWu way ^-^ to OwO the >_> mewanchowy vawe, +The place >_> of death ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy OwO execution, +^-^ Behind OwO the ^-^ ditches >_> of OwO the abbey here. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 Upon what cause? +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a OwO wevewend Syracusian merchant, +OwO Who >w< put unwuckiwy OwO into :3 this :33 bay +uWu Against OwO the ^-^ waws ÚwÚ and :33 statutes >_> of :3 this ;;w;; town, +^-^ Beheaded x3 pubwicwy uWu fow his >_> offence. +x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they x3 come; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< behowd his :33 death. +LUCIANA. >_< Knyeew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke before ^.^ he xDD pass OwO the abbey. + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, attended; OwO AEGEON, baweheaded; +with OwO the HEADSMAN ÚwÚ and uWu othew OFFICEWS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Yet UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it x3 pubwicwy, +>w< If ^-^ any fwiend uWu wiww pay OwO the sum uWu fow ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ die; OwO so >w< much ^-^ we >w< tendew >_> him. +:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Justice, UwU most xDD sacwed Duke, x3 against OwO the ^w^ Abbess! +ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO wevewend lady; +^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong. +:3 ADWIANyA. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Antiphowus, my xDD husband, +OwO Who I :3 made lord >_> of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww I xDD had +^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ impowtant uWu wettews-this i-iww :3 day +OwO A UwU most ÚwÚ outwageous x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess took ^w^ him, +:33 That uWu desp'watewy ^.^ he huwwied OwO thwough OwO the street, +x3 With him his OwO bondman >w< aww as mad as >_< he, +Doing xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to OwO the xDD citizens +By ÚwÚ wushing in theiw ^w^ houses, beawing ^.^ thence +Rings, jewews, ^w^ anything his ;;w;; wage >_> did like. +>w< Once >_> did I >_< get him bound ÚwÚ and x3 sent him home, +>w< Whiwst ^-^ to UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wwongs I went, +:33 That here ÚwÚ and there his :3 fuwy xDD had uWu committed. +^-^ Anyon, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what >w< stwong UwU escape, +ÚwÚ He x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom x3 those UwU that xDD had OwO the guawd >_> of ^w^ him, +And with his mad :33 attendant ÚwÚ and himself, +>_> Each ^-^ onye with ireful :3 passion, with :33 dwawn uWu swowds, +>w< Met OwO us UwU again :3 and, :3 madwy bent uWu on >w< us, +ÚwÚ Chas'd OwO us away; :33 tiww, raising >_> of ^-^ mowe ^-^ aid, +We came UwU again ^-^ to uWu bind ^.^ them. ;;w;; Then uWu they xDD fwed +x3 Into :3 this >_< abbey, :33 whithew ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd them; +And here OwO the x3 Abbess shuts OwO the ^w^ gates uWu on >w< us, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer OwO us ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him out, +Nyow ^-^ send him :3 fowth UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may bear him ^-^ hence. +:33 Thewefowe, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke, with >w< thy xDD command +>_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye x3 hence uWu fow uWu hewp. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Wong >_< since >w< thy xDD husband sewv'd me in my ^w^ waws, +And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ engag'd :3 a >w< pwince's ;;w;; wowd, +When :3 thou didst ^-^ make him ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< thy :33 bed, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good I uWu couwd. +Go, >w< some >_> of you, xDD knyock at OwO the abbey gate, +And ;;w;; bid OwO the OwO Wady x3 Abbess come ^-^ to uWu me, +I uWu wiww xDD detewminye :3 this before I ÚwÚ stiw. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. :3 O mistress, mistress, ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and :33 save youwsewf! +UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe uWu both x3 bwoke woose, +x3 Beaten OwO the xDD maids >_> a-wow ÚwÚ and bound OwO the doctor, +uWu Whose beard uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; sing'd x3 off with bwands >_> of uWu fiwe; +And x3 evew, as ^.^ it bwaz'd, uWu they >w< thwew uWu on him +Great pails >_> of ÚwÚ puddwed UwU miwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the haiw. +UwU My ^w^ mastew ^.^ pweaches >_< patience ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< whiwe +His man with xDD scissows nicks him >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; +And ;;w;; suwe, unwess you ^-^ send >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent help, +>w< Between them uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; conjuwew. +:3 ADWIANyA. Peace, foow! >w< thy ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe ;;w;; hewe, +And UwU that :3 is false :3 thou OwO dost wepowt ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +MESSENGEW. Mistwess, x3 upon my xDD wife, I tell you true; +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot breath'd ^w^ awmost >_< since I >_> did UwU see it. +ÚwÚ He x3 cwies uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take you, +ÚwÚ To scorch >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to disfiguwe you. +:3 [Cwy ^w^ within] +Hawk, x3 hawk, I hear ^w^ him, UwU mistwess; fly, >w< be uWu gonye! +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand uWu by me; ;;w;; feaw nothing. Guard with uWu hawbewds. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ husband! >_> Witnyess you +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ bownye about invisible. +>_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we :3 hous'd him in OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, +And :3 nyow :33 he's there, ÚwÚ past ^w^ thought >_> of human reason. + +x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS uWu OFEPHESUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO uWu OFEPHESUS + +ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke; :33 O, gwant me >_> justice! +>_< Even uWu fow OwO the service UwU that wong >_< since I >_> did ^.^ thee, +When I bestrid ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and took +^-^ Deep ;;w;; scaws ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy life; x3 even uWu fow OwO the UwU bwood +:33 That then I lost uWu fow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow gwant me :33 justice. +:33 AEGEON. >_< Unwess OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of death doth ^-^ make me dote, +I UwU see my :3 son Antiphowus, ÚwÚ and >_< Dwomio. +ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, ^w^ sweet Pwince, x3 against UwU that ^-^ woman ;;w;; thewe! +She xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be my xDD wife, +:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU abused ÚwÚ and ^.^ dishonyouwed me +>_< Even in OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of OwO injuwy. +Beyond ^.^ imaginyation :3 is OwO the :33 wwong +:33 That ^.^ she :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath shamewess ^-^ thwown uWu on >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Discover ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me :3 just. +ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. :3 This day, gweat Duke, ^.^ she OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 upon uWu me, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ she with ^w^ hawwots :33 feasted in my >_< house. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A grievous fault. Say, woman, didst :3 thou so? +:3 ADWIANyA. No, my good :33 wowd. OwO Mysewf, >_< he, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; sistew, +uWu To-day >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. ^w^ So befall my ^w^ souw +UwU As :3 this :3 is false ^.^ he x3 buwdens me uWu withaw! +LUCIANA. :33 Nye'ew ^-^ may I ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 day :3 nyow ;;w;; sweep uWu on night +But ^.^ she uWu tewws ^-^ to >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ twuth! +x3 ANGEWO. :3 O pefwuw'd woman! ^.^ They awe uWu both ^-^ fowswown. +UwU In :3 this OwO the >_< madman justly chargeth ^.^ them. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My UwU wiege, I x3 am advised what I ^w^ say; +ÚwÚ Nyeithew disturbed with OwO the :33 effect >_> of winye, +Nyow heady-wash, provok'd with >_< waging :33 iwe, +:33 Awbeit my ^-^ wwongs UwU might ^-^ make ^-^ onye uWu wisew ^w^ mad. +:3 This ^-^ woman wock'd me >_< out :3 this :3 day ^-^ fwom xDD dinnyew; +:33 That UwU gowdsmith there, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< pack'd with UwU hew, +Could witness it, uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with me then; +OwO Who x3 pawted with me ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ fetch :3 a :33 chain, +Promising ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_> Powpentinye, +:3 Whewe ^.^ Bawthazaw ÚwÚ and I >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. +Our ;;w;; dinnyew >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU coming :33 thithew, +I went ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. UwU In OwO the uWu stweet I met ^w^ him, +And in his >_> company UwU that gentleman. +Thewe >_> did :3 this :33 pewjuw'd UwU gowdsmith uWu sweaw me ;;w;; down +:33 That I :3 this :3 day >_> of him receiv'd OwO the :33 chain, +>w< Which, :3 God ^.^ he knows, I ^-^ saw not; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which +ÚwÚ He >_> did arrest me with OwO an uWu officew. +I >_> did uWu obey, ÚwÚ and x3 sent my >_> peasant UwU home +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ducats; ^.^ he with UwU nyonye ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +;;w;; Then ^w^ faiwwy I UwU bespoke OwO the ^w^ officew +ÚwÚ To >w< go in person with me ^-^ to my >_< house. +By th' uWu way ^-^ we met my xDD wife, xDD hew ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and :3 a rabble ^-^ mowe +x3 Of :3 viwe confederates. >_< Awong with them +^.^ They ^w^ bwought ^-^ onye ^.^ Pinch, :3 a x3 hungwy lean-fac'd viwwain, +OwO A mere anyatomy, :3 a >_< mountebank, +OwO A OwO thweadbawe juggler, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu fowtunye-tewwew, +OwO A :3 nyeedy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking >_< wwetch, +OwO A :3 wiving UwU dead xDD man. :3 This pernicious slave, +ÚwÚ Fowsooth, took uWu on him as :3 a ^-^ conjuwew, +And UwU gazing in >_< minye >_> eyes, feeling my pulse, +And with nyo ;;w;; face, as >_> 'twewe, :33 outfacing uWu me, +^.^ Cwies >_< out I ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. ;;w;; Then >w< aww >_> togethew +^.^ They feww x3 upon uWu me, bound uWu me, ^-^ bowe me >_< thence, +And in :3 a dark ÚwÚ and dankish ;;w;; vauwt at UwU home +Thewe weft me ÚwÚ and my man, uWu both bound >_< togethew; +OwO Tiww, ÚwÚ gnyawing with my UwU teeth my ÚwÚ bonds in ^-^ sundew, +I xDD gain'd my freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ immediatewy +Ran UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; xDD whom I uWu beseech +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu ampwe satisfaction +>_< Fow ^.^ these ^-^ deep uWu shames ÚwÚ and gweat :33 indignyities. +x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, in truth, ;;w;; thus :3 faw I witness with ^w^ him, +:33 That ^.^ he din'd ^.^ nyot at home, uWu but ÚwÚ was wock'd >_< out. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But xDD had ^.^ he such :3 a >w< chain >_> of ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow nyo? +x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my lord, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan in ;;w;; hewe, +^.^ These ^w^ peopwe ^-^ saw OwO the >w< chain about his ÚwÚ nyeck. +x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU Besides, I uWu wiww >w< be sworn ^.^ these ears >_> of >_< minye +Heard you x3 confess you xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of ^w^ him, +:33 Aftew you ^.^ fiwst fowswowe ^.^ it uWu on OwO the xDD mawt; +And ^-^ theweupon I >_< dwew my >_< swowd uWu on you, +And then you xDD fwed OwO into :3 this abbey ;;w;; hewe, +From whence, I xDD think, you awe come uWu by miracle. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never came within ^.^ these abbey wawws, +Nyow >w< evew didst :3 thou dwaw >w< thy >_< swowd uWu on me; +I never ^-^ saw OwO the :33 chain, OwO so ^w^ hewp me UwU Heaven! +And :3 this :3 is false you >_> buwden me :3 withaw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an OwO intwicate >_< impeach :3 is x3 this! +I ÚwÚ think you >w< aww ^.^ have dwunk >_> of UwU Ciwce's >_< cup. +>w< If here you :3 hous'd ^w^ him, here ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu been; +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< mad, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< pwead OwO so uWu cowdwy. +You uWu say ^.^ he din'd at UwU home: OwO the UwU gowdsmith here +UwU Denyies UwU that UwU saying. Sirrah, what uWu say you? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ he din'd with xDD hew there, at OwO the ^.^ Powpentinye. +>_> COUWTEZAN. ÚwÚ He did; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my fingew >_> snyatch'd UwU that OwO wing. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ 'Tis true, my liege; :3 this ring I xDD had >_> of :3 hew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Saw'st :3 thou him ÚwÚ entew at OwO the abbey hewe? +>_> COUWTEZAN. UwU As ;;w;; suwe, my UwU wiege, as I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :33 stwange. uWu Go caww OwO the x3 Abbess hithew. +I ÚwÚ think you awe >w< aww OwO mated ^w^ ow :33 stawk ^w^ mad. +;;w;; _> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Speak fweewy, x3 Sywacusian, what :3 thou wilt. +:33 AEGEON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Antiphowus? +And :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_> youw OwO bondman Dromio? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. xDD Within :3 this hour I ÚwÚ was his bondman, ;;w;; siw, +But >_< he, I :3 thank ^w^ him, gnaw'd in two my :3 cowds +Nyow x3 am I Dromio ÚwÚ and his man ^w^ unbound. +:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you uWu both >_> of you wemembew >_> me. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 wemembew, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO you; +>_< Fow lately ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe bound as you awe OwO nyow. +You awe ^.^ nyot :3 Pinch's :3 patient, awe you, sir? +:33 AEGEON. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ stwange uWu on x3 me? You xDD knyow me :33 weww. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw you in my life ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +:33 AEGEON. O! >w< gwief ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd me >_< since you ^-^ saw me xDD wast; +And ÚwÚ cawefuw ^w^ houws with >w< time's ^w^ defowmed hand +>_< Have written ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; defeatuwes in my face. +But tell me >_> yet, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my voice? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Nyeithew. +:33 AEGEON. uWu Dwomio, :3 nyow thou? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow :3 I. +:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou OwO dost. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ do not; ÚwÚ and +>_> whatsoevew :3 a man ^-^ denyies, you awe :3 nyow bound ^-^ to believe >_> him. +:33 AEGEON. :3 Nyot xDD knyow my voice! :3 O >w< time's ^w^ extwemity, +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO so cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ spwitted my UwU poow :33 tongue +UwU In :3 seven ^-^ showt years UwU that here my only :3 son +^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot my feebwe ;;w;; key >_> of untun'd uWu cawes? +^-^ Though :3 nyow :3 this ^w^ gwainyed ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye >w< be hid +UwU In ;;w;; sap-consuming wintew's ^.^ dwizzwed snyow, +And >w< aww OwO the :33 conduits >_> of my UwU bwood :3 fwoze uWu up, +>_> Yet ;;w;; hath my night >_> of life >w< some memory, +UwU My ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wamps >w< some fading :33 gwimmew left, +UwU My :33 duww xDD deaf ears :3 a wittwe ;;w;; use ^-^ to hear; +^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^.^ owd ^w^ witnyesses-I cannyot :33 eww- +>_> Teww me :3 thou art my :3 son Antipholus. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw my fathew in my wife. +:33 AEGEON. But :3 seven years ÚwÚ since, in Syracuse, OwO boy, +Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we parted; uWu but perhaps, my UwU son, +Thou OwO sham'st ^-^ to acknyowwedge me in ^w^ misewy. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that xDD knyow me in +OwO the :33 city ^w^ Can witness with me UwU that ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: +I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw >_> Sywacuse in my wife. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Sywacusian, twenty years +>_< Have I >_< been patron ^-^ to Antiphowus, +^-^ Duwing ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ he :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw Syracuse. +I UwU see >w< thy :3 age ÚwÚ and dangews ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee dote. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the >_> ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE + +^-^ ABBESS. uWu Most :3 mighty Duke, >w< behowd :3 a man >w< much >w< wwong'd. +[All x3 gathew ^-^ to UwU see them] +:3 ADWIANyA. I UwU see two ;;w;; husbands, ^w^ ow >_< minye eyes x3 deceive >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these x3 men :3 is genyius ^-^ to OwO the other; +And OwO so >_> of :3 these. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 nyatuwaw man, +And ;;w;; which OwO the OwO spiwit? OwO Who x3 deciphews >w< them? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, ;;w;; siw, x3 am Dwomio; xDD command him >_> away. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO I, >_> Siw, x3 am Dwomio; pray let me >_> stay. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Aegeon, art :3 thou not? ^w^ ow ewse his +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ^-^ who ;;w;; hath bound +^-^ ABBESS. x3 Whoevew bound ^w^ him, I uWu wiww loose his :3 bonds, +And >_< gain :3 a xDD husband uWu by his :33 wibewty. +xDD Speak, ^.^ owd >w< Aegeon, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the man +:33 That xDD hadst :3 a UwU wife UwU once xDD caww'd Aemilia, +:33 That ^-^ bowe ÚwÚ thee at :3 a >_> buwden two fair :33 sons. +:33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the >_> same >w< Aegeon, ÚwÚ speak, +And speak x3 unto OwO the >_> same Aemilia! +:33 AEGEON. >w< If I ^-^ dweam ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Aemilia. +>w< If :3 thou art :33 she, tell me xDD whewe :3 is UwU that :3 son +:33 That ^.^ fwoated with ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ waft? +^-^ ABBESS. By x3 men >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I +And OwO the :33 twin uWu Dwomio, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe :3 taken up; +But uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by wude xDD fishewmen >_> of ^-^ Cowinth +By x3 fowce took Dromio ÚwÚ and my :3 son ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, +And me uWu they weft with x3 those >_> of Epidamnum. +What then became >_> of them I cannyot UwU teww; +I ^-^ to :3 this >_> fowtunye UwU that you UwU see me in. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, here begins his xDD mownying story >_> wight. +^.^ These two UwU Antiphowus', ^.^ these two OwO so ^-^ wike, +And ^.^ these two Dwomios, ^-^ onye in ^.^ sembwance- +Besides xDD hew urging >_> of xDD hew :3 wweck at ;;w;; sea- +^.^ These awe OwO the parents ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ chiwdwen, +^w^ Which ;;w;; accidentawwy awe met >w< togethew. +Antiphowus, :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ fwom ^-^ Cowinth first? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot I; I came ^-^ fwom Syracuse. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, ^.^ stand x3 apawt; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Cowinth, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And I with >_> him. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Brought ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ town uWu by UwU that UwU most :3 famous warrior, +UwU Duke >w< Menyaphon, >_> youw UwU most renowned :3 uncwe. +:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Which >_> of you two >_> did uWu dinye with me uWu to-day? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, gentwe OwO mistwess. +:3 ADWIANyA. And awe ^.^ nyot you my ^.^ husband? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; I uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ;;w;; that. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. And OwO so ^-^ do OwO I, ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ she caww me >w< so; +And :3 this fair ^-^ gentwewoman, xDD hew ^-^ sistew ;;w;; hewe, +OwO Did caww me brother. uWu [To WUCIANyA] What I told you then, +I >w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< good; +>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ dweam I UwU see ÚwÚ and heaw. +x3 ANGEWO. :33 That :3 is OwO the :33 chain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which you xDD had >_> of >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ be, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this >w< chain arrested >_> me. +x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think I :33 did, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. +:3 ADWIANyA. I x3 sent you >_> monyey, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw bail, +By Dwomio; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^w^ bwought ^.^ it not. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, UwU nyonye uWu by >_> me. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 This >_> puwse >_> of ^w^ ducats I receiv'd ^-^ fwom you, +And Dromio my man >_> did bwing them >_> me. +I UwU see ^-^ we still >_> did ^.^ meet OwO each other's man, +And I ÚwÚ was ta'en uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow uWu me, +And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ these ^w^ EWWOWS awe awose. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ These ^w^ ducats ^.^ pawn I uWu fow my fathew here. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; >w< thy fathew ;;w;; hath his wife. +>_> COUWTEZAN. >_> Siw, I >w< must ^.^ have UwU that xDD diamond ^-^ fwom you. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe, UwU take xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^w^ thanks uWu fow my +good ^.^ cheew. +^-^ ABBESS. Renowned Duke, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to UwU take OwO the x3 pains +ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us OwO into OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, +And hear at uWu wawge discoursed >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; +And >w< aww UwU that awe >_< assembwed in :3 this place +:33 That uWu by :3 this sympathized ^-^ onye UwU day's error +>_< Have suffer'd ^.^ wwong, >w< go ^-^ keep OwO us ^.^ company, +And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make :33 fuww ÚwÚ satisfaction. +>_> Thiwty-thwee years ^.^ have I uWu but gonye in UwU twavaiw +x3 Of you, my >w< sons; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour +UwU My :33 heavy >_> buwden :33 nye'ew :3 dewivewed. +The Duke, my xDD husband, ÚwÚ and my chiwdwen ^.^ both, +And you OwO the x3 cawendaws >_> of theiw >_> nyativity, +uWu Go ^-^ to :3 a gossips' >w< feast, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; +:33 Aftew OwO so wong gwief, such >_< nyativity! +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, I'll ^.^ gossip at :3 this ^-^ feast. +^w^ w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF +:33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw stuff ^-^ fwom shipboawd? +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Dwomio, what stuff >_> of >_< minye x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ embawk'd? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your goods UwU that uWu way at OwO host, ;;w;; siw, in OwO the Centauw. +ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^-^ to >_> me. I x3 am >_> youw :3 mastew, >_< Dwomio. +^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU that x3 anyon. +>w< Embwace >w< thy bwothew :3 thewe; uWu wejoice with >_> him. +^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU fat fwiend at >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO house, +:33 That ÚwÚ kitchen'd me uWu fow you OwO to-day at xDD dinnyew; +She :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< be my ;;w;; sistew, ^.^ nyot my wife. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Methinks you awe my glass, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my brother; +I UwU see uWu by you I x3 am :3 a ^.^ sweet-fac'd uWu youth. +uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk in ^-^ to UwU see theiw gossiping? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ question; how uWu shaww ^-^ we twy it? +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< We'ww dwaw ^w^ cuts uWu fow OwO the ^w^ senyiow; ÚwÚ tiww then, +;;w;; wead :3 thou >_> fiwst. +;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ thus: +We came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, +And :3 nyow wet's >w< go hand in ;;w;; hand, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye before >_> anyothew. +^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_< 1608 + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF COWIOWANyUS + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +ÚwÚ CAIUS MARCIUS, >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ CAIUS MAWCIUS COWIOWANyUS + +xDD Genyewaws x3 against OwO the Volscians +>_> TITUS WAWTIUS +>_> COMINyIUS + +^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, fwiend ^-^ to Coriolanus + +Tribunes >_> of OwO the People +^-^ SICINyIUS VEWUTUS +:33 JUNyIUS xDD BWUTUS + +OwO YOUNG MARCIUS, :3 son ^-^ to Coriolanus +OwO A UwU WOMAN ÚwÚ HEWAWD +NICANOR, :3 a Woman +TULLUS ÚwÚ AUFIDIUS, x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Volscians +LIEUTENANT, ^-^ to UwU Aufidius +:33 CONSPIWATOWS, x3 With UwU Aufidius +ADWIAN, :3 a ^.^ Vowscian +OwO A uWu CITIZEN >_> of xDD Antium +OwO TWO VOLSCIAN ÚwÚ GUAWDS + +ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, mothew ^-^ to Coriolanus +xDD VIWGIWIA, UwU wife ^-^ to Coriolanus +VAWEWIA, fwiend ^-^ to Virgilia +x3 GENTWEWOMAN :33 attending uWu on Virgilia + +Woman ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vowscian x3 Senyatows, Patricians, :3 Aediwes, Wictows, +;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ Citizens, ^-^ Messengews, ^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to ^.^ Aufidius, ÚwÚ and uWu othew +x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Antium + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of mutinyous >_< citizens, with ;;w;; staves, >_< cwubs, ÚwÚ and uWu othew weapons + +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Before ^-^ we :33 pwoceed ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, hear me speak. +ALL. xDD Speak, speak. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe >w< aww resolv'd wathew ^-^ to die than ^-^ to famish? +ALL. >_< Wesowv'd, x3 wesowv'd. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. First, you xDD knyow ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 is >_> chief enemy ^-^ to OwO the +:33 peopwe. +ALL. We UwU knyow't, ^-^ we xDD knyow't. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet OwO us :33 kiww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< cown at ^-^ ouw >_> own +^.^ pwice. :3 Is't :3 a verdict? +ALL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> tawking >w< on't; let ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. Away, >w< away! +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good OwO citizens. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We awe ;;w;; accounted UwU poow >_< citizens, OwO the ^-^ patwicians :33 good. +What authowity suwfeits uWu on would relieve >_< us; ^-^ if uWu they would ÚwÚ yiewd +OwO us uWu but OwO the OwO supewfwuity >_< whiwe ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe whowesome, ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ guess +uWu they wewieved OwO us x3 humanyewy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too ;;w;; deaw. The +weannyess UwU that :33 affwicts >w< us, OwO the object >_> of ^-^ ouw misery, :3 is as OwO an +UwU inventowy ^-^ to pawticuwawize theiw ^w^ abundance; ^-^ ouw sufferance :3 is :3 a +>_< gain ^-^ to ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us wevenge :3 this with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ become +uWu wakes; uWu fow OwO the UwU gods xDD knyow I speak :3 this in hungew uWu fow ÚwÚ bwead, ^.^ nyot in +thiwst uWu fow wevenge. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wouwd you :33 pwoceed >w< especiawwy x3 against ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu Against him xDD fiwst; :33 he's :3 a vewy ^.^ dog ^-^ to OwO the +>_> commonyawty. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Consider you what services ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye uWu fow his +countwy? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Very well, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^w^ give him good +wepowt uWu fow't uWu but UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays ^-^ himsewf with being uWu pwoud. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu say x3 unto you, what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye famously ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it +^-^ to UwU that :3 end; >w< though UwU soft-conscienc'd x3 men can >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it +ÚwÚ was uWu fow his xDD countwy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease his mothew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be +pawtwy proud, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the awtitude >_> of his ;;w;; viwtue. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. What ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ hewp in his ^-^ nyatuwe you >_< account :3 a +OwO vice in >_> him. You >w< must in nyo uWu way uWu say ^.^ he :3 is covetous. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD bawwen >_> of accusations; +^.^ he ;;w;; hath fauwts, with surplus, ^-^ to tire in repetition. UwU [Shouts +^w^ within] What shouts awe ^w^ these? The uWu othew >_> side o' th' :33 city :3 is +wisen. UwU Why stay ^-^ we prating hewe? ÚwÚ To th' Capitol! +ALL. ^w^ Come, come. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS AGWIPPA + +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wowthy OwO Menyenyius uWu Agwippa; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 awways :33 wov'd +OwO the :33 peopwe. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^-^ onye >w< honyest enyough; would >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; wewe so! +MENENIUS. What wowk's, my countrymen, in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe >w< go you +x3 With x3 bats ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwubs? The matter? xDD Speak, I pray you. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Our ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to th' UwU Senyate; uWu they ^.^ have +xDD had ^.^ inkwing :3 this fowtnyight what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to uWu do, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^w^ we'ww +show >w< 'em in >_< deeds. ^.^ They uWu say UwU poow suitows ^.^ have >w< stwong breaths; +uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms ^w^ too. +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, masters, my good fwiends, >_< minye >w< honyest neighbours, +uWu Wiww you ;;w;; undo yourselves? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We :33 cannyot, siw; ^-^ we awe undonye awweady. +MENENIUS. I tell you, fwiends, UwU most chawitabwe cawe +>_< Have OwO the ^-^ patwicians >_> of you. >_< Fow >_> youw >w< wants, +Your suffewing in :3 this dearth, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww +Stwike at OwO the >w< heaven with >_> youw :33 staves as wift them +uWu Against OwO the Woman x3 state; uWu whose ^-^ couwse uWu wiww uWu on +The uWu way ^.^ it uWu takes, x3 cwacking >w< ten ^w^ thousand curbs +x3 Of ^-^ mowe >w< stwong :3 wink >_> asundew than can >w< evew +xDD Appeaw in >_> youw ^-^ impediment. >_< Fow OwO the dearth, +The >_< gods, ^.^ nyot OwO the patwicians, ^-^ make it, ÚwÚ and +Your knyees ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^.^ nyot uWu awms, >w< must uWu hewp. Awack, +You awe twanspowted uWu by calamity +Thithew xDD whewe ^-^ mowe attends OwO you; ÚwÚ and you :3 swandew +The UwU hewms o' th' state, ^-^ who cawe uWu fow you >_< wike ÚwÚ fathews, +When you ^w^ cuwse them as enyemies. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Cawe uWu fow >_< us! ÚwÚ Twue, uWu indeed! ^.^ They :33 nye'ew car'd uWu fow OwO us +>_> yet. Suffew OwO us ^-^ to xDD famish, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 stowehouses cwamm'd with +^.^ gwain; ^-^ make UwU edicts uWu fow ÚwÚ usuwy, ^-^ to :3 suppowt usurers; repeal ;;w;; daiwy +^-^ any >_> whowesome ^.^ act :33 estabwished x3 against OwO the rich, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide ^-^ mowe +^.^ piewcing :33 statutes ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to >w< chain OwO up ÚwÚ and restrain OwO the :33 poow. >w< If OwO the +wars xDD eat OwO us ^.^ nyot uWu up, uWu they wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the love uWu they bear +ÚwÚ us. +MENENIUS. x3 Eithew you >w< must +:3 Confess youwsewves :3 wondwous >_< mawicious, +Ow >w< be ^w^ accus'd >_> of fowwy. I uWu shaww tell you +OwO A pwetty >_> tawe. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have heard xDD it; +But, >_< since ^.^ it sewves my >_< puwpose, I uWu wiww venture +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; stawe't :3 a wittwe more. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, I'll hear it, siw; ÚwÚ yet you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to +^w^ fob x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< disgwace with :3 a >_> tawe. But, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, :33 dewivew. +MENENIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU time when >w< aww OwO the body's ;;w;; membews +>w< Webeww'd x3 against OwO the belly; ;;w;; thus ^w^ accus'd OwO it: +:33 That only >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf ^.^ it >_> did >_< wemain +uWu I' th' midst o' th' body, :33 idwe ÚwÚ and :3 unyactive, +OwO Stiww >w< cupboawding OwO the xDD viand, never beawing +;;w;; Wike >_< wabouw with OwO the west; xDD whewe th' uWu othew xDD instwuments +OwO Did UwU see ÚwÚ and OwO heaw, uWu devise, xDD instwuct, ^-^ wawk, x3 feew, +And, mutuawwy participate, >_> did >_< minyistew +^.^ Unto OwO the :3 appetite ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^w^ common +x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. The :33 bewwy >_< answew'd- +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what ÚwÚ answew :3 made OwO the ;;w;; bewwy? +MENENIUS. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww tell you. x3 With :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> smiwe, +^w^ Which :33 nye'ew came ^-^ fwom OwO the lungs, uWu but x3 even UwU thus- +>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you, I ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the :33 bewwy >_> smiwe +UwU As ;;w;; weww as UwU speak- ^.^ it tauntingly ^.^ wepwied +ÚwÚ To th' :33 discontented members, OwO the mutinyous pawts +:33 That uWu envied his receipt; x3 even OwO so UwU most fitly +UwU As you >w< mawign ^-^ ouw xDD senyatows uWu fow UwU that +^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot such as you. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> bewwy's UwU answew- ^-^ What? +The >w< kingwy crowned uWu head, OwO the >_> vigiwant eye, +The :33 counsewwow xDD heawt, OwO the arm ^-^ ouw ^-^ sowdiew, +Our uWu steed OwO the :33 weg, OwO the :33 tongue ^-^ ouw UwU twumpetew, +x3 With uWu othew munyiments ÚwÚ and :33 petty ^w^ hewps +^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw fabric, ^-^ if UwU that >_> they- +MENENIUS. What ^.^ then? +Fowe uWu me, :3 this :3 fewwow speaks! What ^.^ then? What ^.^ then? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the >_< cowmowant :33 bewwy >w< be >w< westwain'd, +OwO Who :3 is OwO the sink o' th' body- +MENENIUS. Weww, what ^.^ then? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The fowmew ÚwÚ agents, ^-^ if uWu they >_> did compwain, +What :33 couwd OwO the :33 bewwy OwO answew? +MENENIUS. I uWu wiww tell OwO you; +>w< If ^w^ you'ww bestow :3 a xDD smaww- >_> of what you ^.^ have ^-^ wittwe- +uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, you'st hear OwO the >_> bewwy's >w< answew. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Y'awe wong about it. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Nyote me this, good >_< fwiend: +Your UwU most grave :33 bewwy ÚwÚ was x3 dewibewate, +:3 Nyot wash >_< wike his :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ;;w;; answewed. +;;w;; 'Twue :3 is it, my incorporate :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth ^.^ he +UwU 'That I weceive OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_< food at ^.^ fiwst +^w^ Which you ^-^ do live ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and x3 fit ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +xDD Because I x3 am OwO the xDD stowehouse ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shop +x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. But, ^-^ if you ^-^ do :33 wemembew, +I ^-^ send ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the wivews >_> of >_> youw blood, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the couwt, OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ to th' x3 seat o' th' brain; +And, OwO thwough OwO the cwanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ offices >_> of man, +The strongest OwO nyewves ÚwÚ and small :3 infewiow ^.^ veins +From me weceive UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >_> competency +Wheweby uWu they wive. And >w< though UwU that >w< aww at UwU once +:3 You, my good ^-^ fwiends'- :3 this :33 says OwO the belly; mark >_> me. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, siw; well, :33 weww. +MENENIUS. 'Though >w< aww at UwU once cannyot +^w^ See what I ^-^ do x3 dewivew >_< out ^-^ to >_> each, +>_> Yet I can ^-^ make my >w< audit uWu up, UwU that >w< aww +From me ^-^ do xDD back weceive OwO the ^-^ fwouw >_> of aww, +And xDD weave me uWu but OwO the UwU bwan.' What uWu say you UwU to' >w< t? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< answew. OwO How OwO appwy you uWu this? +MENENIUS. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Wome awe :3 this good :33 bewwy, +And you OwO the mutinyous ^w^ membews; for, OwO examinye +Their counsels ÚwÚ and theiw cares, OwO digest >w< things >w< wightwy +xDD Touching OwO the ^-^ weaw o' th' ;;w;; common, you uWu shaww find +:3 Nyo uWu pubwic benefit ;;w;; which you weceive +But ^.^ it pwoceeds ^w^ ow comes ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to you, +And nyo uWu way ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ youwsewves. What ^-^ do you xDD think, +:3 You, OwO the gweat >_> toe >_> of :3 this >_< assembwy? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I OwO the gweat :3 toe? UwU Why OwO the gweat :3 toe? +MENENIUS. >_< Fow UwU that, being ^-^ onye o' th' lowest, ^w^ basest, poowest, +x3 Of :3 this UwU most xDD wise webewwion, :3 thou ^w^ goest fowemost. +Thou wascaw, UwU that art wowst in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ wun, +xDD Wead'st ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ win >w< some vantage. +But ^-^ make you ready >_> youw ;;w;; stiff x3 bats ÚwÚ and clubs. +>_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD hew rats awe at OwO the point >_> of ÚwÚ battwe; +The ^-^ onye >_> side >w< must ^.^ have uWu bawe. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS MAWCIUS + +Hail, x3 nyobwe Mawcius! +^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 Thanks. What's OwO the matter, you dissentious uWu wogues +That, wubbing OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; itch >_> of >_> youw ^-^ opinyion, +UwU Make youwsewves :33 scabs? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >w< evew >_> youw good :33 wowd. +^w^ MAWCIUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ give good uWu wowds ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww fwattew +:33 Benyeath x3 abhowwing. What would you x3 have, you ^.^ cuws, +:33 That >_< wike :3 nyow xDD peace :3 nyow ÚwÚ waw? The ^-^ onye affwights you, +The uWu othew makes you uWu pwoud. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to you, +:3 Whewe ^.^ he shouwd find you :33 wions, ^.^ finds you :3 hawes; +:3 Whewe :3 foxes, ^.^ geese; you awe nyo surer, no, +>w< Than :3 is OwO the OwO coaw >_> of x3 fiwe x3 upon OwO the OwO ice +Ow hailstone in OwO the OwO sun. Your :3 viwtue :3 is +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< wowthy uWu whose OwO offence subdues ^w^ him, +And ^w^ cuwse UwU that :33 justice >_> did it. OwO Who ^-^ desewves greatness +:33 Desewves >_> youw hate; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ affections awe +OwO A uWu sick ÚwÚ man's OwO appetite, ^-^ who desires UwU most UwU that +^w^ Which would OwO incwease his :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He UwU that depends +:3 Upon >_> youw favouws >w< swims with >_< fins >_> of ^.^ wead, +And ^-^ hews ;;w;; down >_< oaks with :33 wushes. >w< Hang :33 ye! OwO Twust OwO ye? +x3 With every :3 minyute you ^-^ do >_> change :3 a :33 mind +And caww him x3 nyobwe UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> youw ^.^ hate, +:3 Him :3 viwe UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> youw UwU gawwand. What's OwO the matter +:33 That in ^.^ these uWu sevewaw OwO pwaces >_> of OwO the :33 city +You x3 cwy x3 against OwO the x3 nyobwe >w< Senyate, :3 who, +^.^ Undew OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ keep you in awe, ;;w;; which ewse +Wouwd :33 feed uWu on ^-^ onye anyothew? What's theiw seeking? +MENENIUS. >_< Fow >w< cown at theiw >_> own ;;w;; wates, ^w^ wheweof uWu they uWu say +The :33 city :3 is ;;w;; weww stor'd. +^w^ MAWCIUS. >w< Hang 'em! ^.^ They :33 say! +>w< They'ww ^-^ sit uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and presume ^-^ to xDD knyow +What's x3 donye >w< i' th' Capitow, :33 who's >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, +OwO Who ÚwÚ thwives ÚwÚ and ^-^ who declines; >_> side factions, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >_< out +x3 Conjectuwaw marriages, :33 making ^-^ pawties ^w^ stwong, +And feebling such as ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot in theiw ^-^ wiking +uWu Bewow theiw ;;w;; cobbwed ^-^ shoes. ^.^ They uWu say :33 thewe's gwain enyough! +Wouwd OwO the uWu nyobiwity uWu way ^w^ aside theiw ^.^ wuth +And let me ;;w;; use my ;;w;; swowd, :3 I'd ^-^ make :3 a quawwy +x3 With ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these :3 quawtew'd ;;w;; swaves, as UwU high +UwU As I :33 couwd OwO pick my lance. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ these awe ^w^ awmost xDD thowoughwy persuaded; +>_< Fow >w< though ^w^ abundantwy uWu they wack OwO discwetion, +>_> Yet awe uWu they >_< passing cowardly. But, I uWu beseech you, +What :33 says OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ twoop? +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They awe dissowv'd. >w< Hang 'em! +^.^ They ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe an-hungry; sigh'd :3 fowth proverbs- +:33 That hungew x3 bwoke stonye wawws, UwU that ;;w;; dogs >w< must >w< eat, +:33 That meat ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu fow uWu mouths, UwU that OwO the UwU gods x3 sent ^.^ nyot +Cown uWu fow OwO the rich x3 men :33 onwy. x3 With ^.^ these ;;w;; shweds +^.^ They :33 vented theiw :3 compwainyings; ;;w;; which being answew'd, +And :3 a >_> petition gwanted ^w^ them- :3 a ÚwÚ stwange one, +ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the OwO heawt >_> of x3 genyewosity +And ^-^ make bowd power ÚwÚ wook pale- uWu they >w< thwew theiw :33 caps +UwU As uWu they would >_> hang them uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, +^-^ Shouting theiw OwO emuwation. +MENENIUS. What :3 is gwanted >w< them? +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ Five xDD twibunyes, ^-^ to ^w^ defend theiw UwU vuwgaw xDD wisdoms, +x3 Of theiw >_> own x3 choice. uWu Onye's Junius :3 Bwutus- +Sicinius UwU Vewutus, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow not. :33 'Sdeath! +The rabble shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ unwoof'd OwO the :33 city +Ewe OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with me; ^.^ it uWu wiww in UwU time +:3 Win x3 upon power ÚwÚ and thwow :3 fowth gweatew :33 themes +>_< Fow ^w^ insuwwection's arguing. +MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. +^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Go >_< get you home, you ^-^ fwagments. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, OwO hastiwy + +MESSENGEW. Where's ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Hewe. What's OwO the matter? +MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< Vowsces awe in arms. +^w^ MAWCIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; then ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU ha' :3 means ^-^ to :33 vent +Our >_> musty uWu supewfwuity. ^w^ See, ^-^ ouw :33 best ^w^ ewdews. + +x3 Entew COMINIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu othew ^w^ SENyATOWS; +:33 JUNyIUS xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS VEWUTUS + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Mawcius, 'tis OwO twue UwU that you ^.^ have lately told us: +The >_< Vowsces awe in arms. +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a uWu weadew, +Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, UwU that uWu wiww >w< put you to't. +I xDD sin in ;;w;; envying his ÚwÚ nyobiwity; +And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ anything uWu but what I OwO am, +I would ^w^ wish me only ^w^ he. +COMINIUS. You ^.^ have xDD fought togethew? +^w^ MAWCIUS. Were half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd uWu by th' eaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +:3 Upon my xDD pawty, :3 I'd x3 wevowt, ^-^ to ^-^ make +>_> Onwy my wars with >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 wion +:33 That I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ hunt. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> Then, >w< wowthy OwO Mawcius, +x3 Attend x3 upon Cominyius ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. +COMINIUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fowmew >w< pwomise. +^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ it >_> is; +And I x3 am OwO constant. UwU Titus Lartius, :3 thou +Shalt UwU see me UwU once ^-^ mowe strike at ^-^ Tuwwus' face. +>_> What, art :3 thou stiff? Stand'st ^w^ out? +WAWTIUS. No, ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; +I'll lean x3 upon ^-^ onye ^w^ cwutch ÚwÚ and fight with x3 t'othew +Ewe stay >_> behind :3 this :33 businyess. +MENENIUS. :33 O, OwO twue ^-^ bwed! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Your >_> company ^-^ to th' ;;w;; Capitow; where, I >w< knyow, +Our :3 gweatest fwiends ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. +WAWTIUS. uWu [To ^.^ COMINyIUS] Lead you x3 on. +uWu [To MARCIUS] Follow :3 Cominyius; ^-^ we >w< must follow OwO you; +Wight >w< wowthy you pwiowity. +COMINIUS. x3 Nyobwe Mawcius! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu [To OwO the Citizens] >_< Hence ^-^ to >_> youw homes; >w< be gone. +^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, let them OwO fowwow. +The >_< Vowsces ^.^ have >w< much ;;w;; cown: UwU take ^.^ these rats thithew +ÚwÚ To OwO gnyaw theiw ÚwÚ gawnyews. :3 Wowshipfuw mutinyeews, +Your valour ^-^ puts ;;w;; weww fowth; pray OwO fowwow. +Ciitzens >_< steaw >_> away. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> pwoud as :3 is :3 this :33 Mawcius? +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo :3 equaw. +^.^ SICINyIUS. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 chosen tribunes uWu fow OwO the people- +BWUTUS. Mark'd you his x3 wip ÚwÚ and :3 eyes? +^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his :33 taunts! +BWUTUS. >_> Being mov'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot spawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the xDD gods. +^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Bemock OwO the modest ÚwÚ moon. +BWUTUS. The ÚwÚ pwesent wars devouw :3 him! ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU gwown +:3 Too >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu vawiant. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Such :3 a UwU nyatuwe, +Tickwed with good >w< success, uWu disdains OwO the ;;w;; shadow +^w^ Which ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on at nyoon. But I ^-^ do wonder +His insowence can ^.^ bwook ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded +^.^ Undew ÚwÚ Cominyius. +BWUTUS. ;;w;; Fame, at OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu aims- +UwU In xDD whom already ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww grac'd- cannyot +>_< Bettew >w< be held :3 nyow ^-^ mowe >_< attain'd than uWu by +OwO A place x3 bewow OwO the xDD fiwst; uWu fow what x3 miscawwies +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU fauwt, >w< though ^.^ he OwO pewfowm +ÚwÚ To th' xDD utmost >_> of :3 a man, ÚwÚ and x3 giddy ÚwÚ censuwe +uWu Wiww then x3 cwy >_< out >_> of uWu Mawcius 'O, ^-^ if ^.^ he +Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >_< businyess!' +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Besides, ^-^ if >w< things >w< go well, +;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that OwO so sticks uWu on OwO Mawcius, uWu shaww +x3 Of his ^w^ demewits x3 wob ÚwÚ Cominyius. +BWUTUS. x3 Come. +Hawf >w< aww OwO Cominyius' honours awe ^-^ to OwO Mawcius, +^-^ Though uWu Mawcius :33 eawn'd them not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww his faults +ÚwÚ To uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be UwU honyouws, >w< though >_< indeed +UwU In >w< aught ^.^ he merit not. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's x3 hence ÚwÚ and hear +OwO How OwO the uWu dispatch :3 is made, ÚwÚ and in what x3 fashion, +Mowe than his ÚwÚ singuwawity, ^.^ he :33 goes +:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. +BWUTUS. Let's awong. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +xDD Cowiowi. The Senate >_< House. + +x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with SENATORS >_> of xDD Cowiowi + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU So, >_> youw >_< opinyion ;;w;; is, ^.^ Aufidius, +:33 That uWu they >_> of >_> Wome awe ent'red in ^-^ ouw counsels +And xDD knyow how ^-^ we :3 pwoceed. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yours? +What >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thought uWu on in :3 this OwO state +:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ act ewe >_> Wome +Had UwU ciwcumvention? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw >_< days gonye +x3 Since I heard thence; ^.^ these awe OwO the words- I ÚwÚ think +I ^.^ have OwO the letter OwO here;.yes, here ^.^ it UwU is: +^-^ [Weads] 'They ^.^ have ^.^ pwess'd :3 a :33 powew, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO knyown +:3 Whethew uWu fow ^w^ east ^w^ ow ^-^ west. The uWu deawth :3 is OwO gweat; +The ^w^ peopwe OwO mutinyous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is rumour'd, +Cominyius, uWu Mawcius >_> youw ^.^ owd enemy, +OwO Who :3 is >_> of >_> Wome >_< wowse hated than >_> of you, +And UwU Titus Lartius, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant :3 Woman, +^.^ These three ;;w;; wead uWu on :3 this pwepawation +Whither 'tis ^-^ bent. uWu Most :33 wikewy 'tis uWu fow OwO you; +Consider >_> of >_< it.' +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our xDD awmy's in OwO the OwO fiewd; +We never ÚwÚ yet :3 made x3 doubt uWu but >_> Wome ÚwÚ was ready +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ us. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Nyow >_> did you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ fowwy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw gweat >_< pwetences OwO veiw'd ÚwÚ tiww when +^.^ They ^.^ nyeeds >w< must show :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which in OwO the x3 hatching, +^w^ It OwO seem'd, appeaw'd ^-^ to Rome. By OwO the discovery +We uWu shaww >w< be xDD showt'nyed in ^-^ ouw :3 aim, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was +ÚwÚ To UwU take in many OwO towns ewe ^w^ awmost >_> Wome +;;w;; Shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ^.^ afoot. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Aufidius, +;;w;; Take >_> youw x3 commission; UwU hie you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu bands; +>_> Wet OwO us :3 awonye ^-^ to guawd xDD Cowiowi. +>w< If uWu they xDD set ;;w;; down ^w^ befowe's, uWu fow OwO the wemuv +>_< Bwing OwO up >_> youw awmy; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww find +^-^ Th' ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 O, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >w< that! +I speak ^-^ fwom certainties. Nyay :3 mowe, +uWu Some x3 pawcews >_> of theiw power awe :3 fowth uWu awweady, +And only ÚwÚ hithewwawd. I xDD weave >_> youw honours. +>w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius uWu chance ^-^ to :33 meet, +^.^ 'Tis sworn :3 between OwO us ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew strike +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ onye can ^-^ do nyo more. +ALL. The UwU gods ^-^ assist xDD you! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. And ^-^ keep >_> youw honours safe! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. +ALL. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Rome. MARCIUS' house + +x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and xDD VIWGIWIA, mothew ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to MAWCIUS; +uWu they xDD set them ;;w;; down uWu on two low :33 stoows ÚwÚ and UwU sew + +VOLUMNIA. I pray you, >_> daughtew, sing, ^w^ ow express yourself in :3 a ^-^ mowe +comfortable :33 sowt. >w< If my :3 son ;;w;; wewe my xDD husband, I shouwd freelier +uWu wejoice in UwU that absence wherein ^.^ he xDD won uWu honyouw than in OwO the +ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of his bed xDD whewe ^.^ he would show UwU most wuv. When ÚwÚ yet +^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but uWu tendew-bodied, ÚwÚ and OwO the only :3 son >_> of my OwO womb; when xDD youth +with comeliness UwU pwuck'd >w< aww xDD gaze his OwO way; xDD when, uWu fow :3 a :3 day >_> of +kings' entreaties, :3 a mothew shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; seww him OwO an hour ^-^ fwom xDD hew +>_> behowding; OwO I, uWu considewing how uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ become such :3 a pewson- +UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was nyo better than ^-^ pictuwe-wike ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' waww, ^-^ if +UwU wenyown :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stiw- ÚwÚ was pleas'd ^-^ to let him >w< seek danger xDD whewe +^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to find >w< fame. ÚwÚ To :3 a x3 cwuew OwO waw I x3 sent ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he +wetuwn'd his uWu bwows bound with >_> oak. I tell ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, I +spwang ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in ^.^ joy at ^.^ fiwst hearing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man-chiwd than +:3 nyow in ^.^ fiwst >_< seeing ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD man. +x3 VIWGIWIA. But xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; died in OwO the businyess, UwU madam, how ^.^ then? +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Then his good wepowt shouwd ^.^ have >_< been my :3 son; I :3 thewein +would ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< issue. >w< Heaw me UwU pwofess sincerely: xDD had I :3 a ;;w;; dozen +OwO sons, OwO each in my love awike, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye less dear than UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my +good OwO Mawcius, I xDD had wathew xDD had eleven die ^w^ nyobwy uWu fow theiw ;;w;; countwy +than ^-^ onye OwO vowuptuouswy >w< suwfeit >_< out >_> of ^w^ action. + +x3 Entew :3 a x3 GENTWEWOMAN + +GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ Madam, OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Vawewia :3 is come ^-^ to >w< visit you. +x3 VIWGIWIA. ^-^ Beseech you ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to retire ^-^ mysewf. +VOLUMNIA. :3 Indeed you uWu shaww not. +x3 Methinks I hear UwU hithew >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ dwum; +^w^ See him xDD pwuck UwU Aufidius ;;w;; down uWu by th' hair; +UwU As chiwdwen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ beaw, OwO the >_< Vowsces shunning >_> him. +x3 Methinks I UwU see him stamp thus, ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ thus: +OwO 'Come OwO on, you :33 cowawds! You ;;w;; wewe ^w^ got in feaw, +^-^ Though you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in >_> Wome.' His bwoody uWu bwow +x3 With his UwU maiw'd hand then ;;w;; wiping, :3 fowth ^.^ he >_> goes, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a uWu hawvest-man that's :33 task'd ^-^ to mow +Ow >w< aww ^w^ ow wose his ;;w;; hiwe. +x3 VIWGIWIA. His bwoody brow? :3 O Jupitew, nyo blood! +VOLUMNIA. Away, you foow! ^w^ It ^-^ mowe >_< becomes :3 a man +>w< Than OwO giwt his uWu twophy. The :33 bweasts >_> of :3 Hecuba, +When ^.^ she >_> did suckle xDD Hectow, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot >_< wuvwiew +>w< Than Hector's fowehead when ^.^ it UwU spit :3 fowth UwU bwood +^.^ At Grecian ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ contemnying. >_> Teww ^w^ Vawewia +We awe x3 fit ^-^ to ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. Exit x3 GENTWEWOMAN +x3 VIWGIWIA. Heavens bless my lord ^-^ fwom feww x3 Aufidius! +VOLUMNIA. He'll beat Aufidius' head x3 bewow his knee +And ÚwÚ twead x3 upon his ÚwÚ nyeck. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO GENTWEWOMAN, x3 With VALERIA ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ushew + +VALERIA. UwU My ;;w;; wadies ^.^ both, good :3 day ^-^ to you. +VOLUMNIA. ^.^ Sweet >_> madam! +x3 VIWGIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu wadyship. +VALERIA. OwO How ^-^ do you x3 both? You awe manyifest housekeepers. What awe +you sewing hewe? OwO A fine spot, in good ;;w;; faith. OwO How OwO does >_> youw wittwe +xDD son? +x3 VIWGIWIA. I :3 thank >_> youw ladyship; well, good ÚwÚ madam. +VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew UwU see OwO the >_> swowds ÚwÚ and hear :3 a uWu dwum than ÚwÚ wook +x3 upon his schoowmastew. +VALERIA. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_< fathew's >_< son! I'll uWu sweaw 'tis :3 a vewy +pwetty ÚwÚ boy. >w< O' my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him :3 a Wednyesday half OwO an +hour >_< togethew; >_> has such :3 a confiwm'd countenance! I ^-^ saw him run +aftew :3 a x3 giwded butterfly; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he >_> caught ^.^ it ^.^ he let ^.^ it >w< go +uWu again, ÚwÚ and aftew ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and OwO up +uWu again, catch'd ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ^w^ ow whethew his ^-^ faww OwO enwag'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow how +ÚwÚ 'twas, ^.^ he >_> did OwO so xDD set his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and >w< teaw it. :33 O, I x3 wawwant, how ^.^ he +mammock'd ^.^ it! +VOLUMNIA. >_< Onye on's >_< fathew's :3 moods. +VALERIA. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, 'tis :3 a x3 nyobwe chiwd. +x3 VIWGIWIA. OwO A cwack, ÚwÚ madam. +VALERIA. ^w^ Come, uWu way ^w^ aside >_> youw stitchery; I >w< must ^.^ have you xDD pway OwO the +:33 idwe huswife with me :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. +x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of doows. +VALERIA. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of ^-^ doows! +VOLUMNIA. She ^-^ shaww, ^.^ she shall. +x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, no, uWu by >_> youw patience; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD uvw OwO the threshold +ÚwÚ tiww my lord xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; waws. +VALERIA. :33 Fie, you x3 confinye yourself UwU most unweasonyabwy; xDD come, you +>w< must >w< go >w< visit OwO the good wady UwU that :3 wies in. +x3 VIWGIWIA. I uWu wiww ^w^ wish xDD hew :3 speedy UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and >w< visit xDD hew with my +pwayews; uWu but I cannyot >w< go thithew. +VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? +x3 VIWGIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 save >w< wabouw, :3 nyow UwU that I UwU want wuv. +VALERIA. You would >w< be another >w< Penyewope; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ yawn +^.^ she ^-^ spun in xDD Uwysses' absence >_> did uWu but fiww OwO Ithaca :33 fuww >_> of :33 moths. +^w^ Come, I would >_> youw cambric ;;w;; wewe sensible as >_> youw fingew, UwU that you +UwU might xDD weave pricking ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; pity. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww >w< go with ÚwÚ us. +x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good UwU madam, pawdon me; >_< indeed I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fowth. +VALERIA. UwU In truth, wa, >w< go with me; ÚwÚ and I'll tell you excellent UwU nyews +>_> of >_> youw >_> husband. +x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, good UwU madam, there can >w< be UwU nyonye >_> yet. +VALERIA. Verily, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ jest with OwO you; there came UwU nyews ^-^ fwom him +last ^-^ nyight. +x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO madam? +VALERIA. UwU In >_< eawnyest, >w< it's true; I heard :3 a ^w^ senyatow speak it. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it +UwU is: OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy fowth; x3 against xDD whom Cominyius OwO the +^w^ genyewaw :3 is gone, with ^-^ onye part >_> of ^-^ ouw Woman >_> powew. Your lord ÚwÚ and +UwU Titus OwO Wawtius awe xDD set ;;w;; down before theiw :33 city Cowiowi; uWu they +nyothing x3 doubt prevailing ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it bwief ;;w;; waws. :3 This :3 is true, +uWu on >_< minye >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. +x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Give me ^-^ excuse, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^-^ obey you in OwO evewything +hereafter. +VOLUMNIA. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD awonye, lady; as ^.^ she :3 is nyow, ^.^ she uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ disease +^-^ ouw better xDD miwth. +VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. Fawe you well, xDD then. ^w^ Come, +good ^w^ sweet >_< wady. Prithee, Viwgiwia, xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 sowemnyess >_< out o' +xDD doow ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. +x3 VIWGIWIA. No, at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ madam; >_< indeed I >w< must not. I ^w^ wish you >w< much +xDD miwth. +VALERIA. ^.^ Weww then, faweweww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Before xDD Cowiowi + +x3 Entew MARCIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, +with CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and sowdiews. ÚwÚ To them :3 a MESSENGEW + +^w^ MAWCIUS. Yondew comes news; :3 a wager- uWu they ^.^ have :33 met. +WAWTIUS. UwU My horse ^-^ to yours- nyo. +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< donye. +WAWTIUS. Agreed. +^w^ MAWCIUS. Say, >_> has ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw met OwO the x3 enyemy? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ They lie in OwO view, uWu but ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke as >_> yet. +WAWTIUS. UwU So, OwO the good horse :3 is x3 minye. +^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll ^-^ buy him >_> of you. +WAWTIUS. No, I'll :3 nyow ;;w;; seww :3 nyow ^w^ give him; lend you him I uWu wiww +>_< Fow half :3 a ^-^ hundwed years. Summon OwO the town. +^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 faw x3 off lie ^.^ these awmies? +MESSENGEW. xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hawf. +^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we hear theiw 'larum, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ ouws. +Nyow, xDD Maws, I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ make OwO us uWu quick in work, +:33 That ^-^ we with >_> smoking >_> swowds ^-^ may mawch ^-^ fwom x3 hence +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw fiewded x3 fwiends! ^w^ Come, blow >w< thy bwast. + +^.^ They :33 sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew two SENATORS with >w< othews, +uWu on OwO the >_< wawws >_> of xDD Cowiowi + +Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, :3 is ^.^ he within >_> youw >_> wawws? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. No, :3 nyow :3 a man UwU that ^-^ feaws you less than xDD he: +^.^ That's ^.^ wessew than :3 a ^-^ wittwe. [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] Hawk, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums +uWu Awe ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth ^-^ ouw uWu youth. >w< We'ww >_< bweak ^-^ ouw >_< wawws +>_< Wathew than uWu they uWu shaww :3 pound OwO us up; ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem shut, ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but ^w^ pinn'd with ;;w;; wushes; +>w< They'ww open >_> of :3 themsewves. [Awawum :3 faw >_> off] UwU Hawk you :3 faw >_< off! +Thewe :3 is uWu Aufidius. List what wowk ^.^ he makes +Amongst >_> youw cwuvn >_> awmy. +^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 O, uWu they awe at ^.^ it! +WAWTIUS. Their ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^-^ ouw instruction. Waddews, UwU ho! + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces + +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ;;w;; feaw OwO us ;;w;; nyot, uWu but xDD issue :3 fowth theiw :33 city. +Nyow >w< put >_> youw ÚwÚ shiewds before >_> youw hearts, ÚwÚ and fight +x3 With hearts ^-^ mowe >_> pwoof than >_> shiewds. uWu Advance, bwave Titus. +^.^ They ^-^ do >w< disdain OwO us >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, +^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ sweat with :3 wwath. Come OwO on, my :3 fewwows. +ÚwÚ He UwU that >w< wetiwes, I'll UwU take him uWu fow :3 a UwU Vowsce, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< minye edge. + +Awawum. The Womans awe beat xDD back ^-^ to theiw ^-^ twenches. +;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, ^-^ cuwsing + +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the ^-^ south ^.^ wight uWu on you, +You uWu shames >_> of Rome! you hewd ^-^ of- uWu Boiws ÚwÚ and pwagues +x3 Pwastew you xDD o'ew, UwU that you ^-^ may >w< be abhorr'd +Farther than ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^.^ infect another +uWu Against OwO the ^.^ wind :3 a miwe! You souws >_> of ^-^ geese +:33 That bear OwO the >_> shapes >_> of ^-^ men, how ^.^ have you run +From slaves UwU that apes would beat! xDD Pwuto ÚwÚ and heww! +^-^ Aww hurt behind! :3 Backs red, ÚwÚ and faces OwO pawe +x3 With flight ÚwÚ and >_< agued xDD feaw! Mend ÚwÚ and chawge home, +Or, uWu by OwO the fiwes >_> of UwU heaven, I'll xDD weave OwO the ÚwÚ foe +And ^-^ make my wars uWu on you. Wook to't. Come OwO on; +>w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ stand fast ^w^ we'ww beat them ^-^ to theiw x3 wives, +UwU As uWu they OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twenches. Follow >_> me. + +>_> Anyothew ÚwÚ awawum. The >_< Vowsces fly, ÚwÚ and MAWCIUS UwU fowwows +them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates + +UwU So, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gates awe :3 ope; :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv good ^w^ seconds; +^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the followers >_> fowtunye ^.^ widens ;;w;; them, +:3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the :33 fwiews. >_< Mawk uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the like. + +:3 [MAWCIUS ÚwÚ entews OwO the gates] + +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Foow-hawdinyess; ^.^ nyot :3 I. +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. :3 [MAWCIUS :3 is OwO shut >w< in] +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ See, uWu they ^.^ have OwO shut him in. +ALL. ÚwÚ To th' x3 pot, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. [Awawum :3 continyues] + +;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS WAWTIUS + +WAWTIUS. What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Mawcius? +ALL. Swain, ;;w;; siw, doubtless. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Following OwO the ÚwÚ fwiews at OwO the vewy heels, +x3 With them ^.^ he enters; :3 who, x3 upon OwO the >_> sudden, +Cwapp'd ^-^ to theiw xDD gates. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ himsewf xDD awonye, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the :33 city. +WAWTIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ fewwow! +OwO Who sensibly outdares his ÚwÚ sensewess ;;w;; swowd, +And when ^.^ it bows stand'st :33 up. Thou art left, UwU Mawcius; +OwO A cawbuncwe entiwe, as xDD big as :3 thou :3 awt, +Were ^.^ nyot OwO so rich :3 a :33 jewew. Thou >_< wast :3 a sowdiew +>_< Even ^-^ to x3 Cato's OwO wish, ^.^ nyot fiewce ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe +>_> Onwy in strokes; uWu but with >w< thy >w< gwim looks ÚwÚ and +The ^w^ thundew-wike >w< pewcussion >_> of >w< thy x3 sounds +Thou :3 mad'st UwU thinye >_> enyemies OwO shake, as ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd +Were ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did twembwe. + +;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, bweeding, uWu assauwted uWu by OwO the enemy + +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Look, sir. +WAWTIUS. :33 O, 'tis Mawcius! +Let's ÚwÚ fetch him OwO off, ^w^ ow ^-^ make >_< wemain alike. +^.^ [They fight, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +xDD Within xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain uWu Womans, with spoils + +OwO FIWST >w< WOMAN. :3 This uWu wiww I carry ^-^ to Rome. +x3 SECOND >w< WOMAN. And I ÚwÚ this. +uWu THIWD >w< WOMAN. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on x3 't! I took :3 this uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. +[Awawum continues still ^-^ afaw >_> off] + +x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS WAWTIUS x3 With :3 a twumpetew + +^w^ MAWCIUS. ^w^ See here ^.^ these movers UwU that ^-^ do UwU pwize theiw ^w^ houws +^.^ At :3 a cwack'd drachma! :3 Cushions, :33 weaden spoons, +ÚwÚ Iwons >_> of :3 a >_> doit, doubwets UwU that ^-^ hangmen would +UwU Buwy with x3 those UwU that :33 wowe ;;w;; them, ^.^ these base ;;w;; swaves, +Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the fight >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ pack :33 up. x3 Down with them! +>_< Exeunt uWu piwwagews +And x3 hawk, what ^w^ nyoise OwO the ^w^ genyewaw makes! ÚwÚ To :3 him! +Thewe :3 is OwO the man >_> of my >_< souw's ^.^ hate, ^.^ Aufidius, +Piercing ^-^ ouw :3 Womans; then, ÚwÚ vawiant uWu Titus, UwU take +Convenient ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the xDD city; +>w< Whiwst OwO I, with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ spiwit, uWu wiww haste +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ Cominyius. +WAWTIUS. Wowthy ;;w;; siw, :3 thou ^.^ bweed'st; +x3 Thy OwO exewcise ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too viowent +>_< Fow :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ fight. +^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, UwU pwaise me not; +UwU My wowk ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot wawm'd >_> me. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; +The UwU bwood I >_> dwop :3 is wathew >w< physicaw +>w< Than dangewous ^-^ to >_> me. ÚwÚ To UwU Aufidius ;;w;; thus +I uWu wiww appear, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +WAWTIUS. Nyow OwO the fair goddess, ;;w;; Fowtunye, +UwU Faww ^-^ deep in love with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew gweat charms +;;w;; Misguide >w< thy uWu opposews' :33 swowds! ^-^ Bowd ;;w;; gentweman, +>_< Pwospewity >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ page! +^w^ MAWCIUS. x3 Thy fwiend nyo less +>w< Than x3 those ^.^ she uWu pwaceth xDD highest! ^w^ So faweweww. +WAWTIUS. Thou wowthiest Mawcius! Exit MAWCIUS +uWu Go :33 sound >w< thy twumpet in OwO the mawket-pwace; +^-^ Caww thithew >w< aww OwO the >_< officews o' th' ;;w;; town, +:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Near OwO the ^-^ camp >_> of >_> COMINyIUS + +x3 Entew COMINIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in x3 wetiwe, with xDD sowdiews + +COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Bweathe you, my >_< fwiends. ^.^ Weww xDD fought; ^-^ we awe come x3 off +;;w;; Wike uWu Womans, neither foowish in ^-^ ouw ^-^ stands +Nyow >_> cowawdwy in >w< wetiwe. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siws, +We uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd again. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stwuck, +By interims ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conveying ^-^ gusts ^-^ we ^.^ have heard +The chawges >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< fwiends. The Woman >_< gods, +Lead theiw xDD successes as ^-^ we ^w^ wish ^-^ ouw own, +:33 That uWu both ^-^ ouw powers, with :33 smiwing fwonts encount'wing, +May ^w^ give you thankfuw :3 sacwifice! + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +x3 Thy x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. The xDD citizens >_> of xDD Cowiowi ^.^ have issued +And >w< given ^-^ to OwO Wawtius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ battwe; +I ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw party ^-^ to theiw OwO twenches ^.^ dwiven, +And then I came >_> away. +COMINIUS. ^-^ Though :3 thou OwO speak'st truth, +x3 Methinks :3 thou OwO speak'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. OwO How wong :3 is't since? +MESSENGEW. OwO Abuv OwO an xDD houw, my :33 wowd. +COMINIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO miwe; ÚwÚ bwiefwy ^-^ we heard theiw dwums. +OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou in :3 a UwU miwe xDD confound OwO an xDD houw, +And bwing >w< thy UwU nyews OwO so OwO wate? +MESSENGEW. Spies >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces +Held me in x3 chase, UwU that I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^w^ wheew +>_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 miwes ;;w;; about; ewse xDD had OwO I, ;;w;; siw, +Hawf OwO an hour >_< since ^w^ bwought my >_< wepowt. + +x3 Entew MAWCIUS + +COMINIUS. >w< Who's :33 yondew +:33 That OwO does :3 appeaw as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fway'd? :3 O x3 gods! +ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the stamp >_> of OwO Mawcius, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have +:3 Befowe-time uWu seen him OwO thus. +^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? +COMINIUS. The shephewd knows ^.^ nyot thundew ^-^ fwom :3 a tabow +Mowe than I xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of OwO Mawcius' :33 tongue +From every meaner xDD man. +^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? +COMINIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you come ^.^ nyot in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of >w< othews, +But mantwed in >_> youw >w< own. +^w^ MAWCIUS. O! let me ^w^ cwip ye +UwU In ÚwÚ awms as :33 sound as when I OwO woo'd, in OwO heawt +UwU As >_> mewwy as when ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 day ÚwÚ was >_< donye, +And :33 tapews ÚwÚ buwn'd ^-^ to bedward. +COMINIUS. Fwowew >_> of wawwiows, +OwO How :3 is't with UwU Titus uWu Wawtius? +^w^ MAWCIUS. UwU As with :3 a man :33 busied about decwees: +Condemning >w< some ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ to exiwe; +Wansoming him ^w^ ow ^w^ pitying, x3 thweat'nying th' other; +Holding xDD Cowiowi in OwO the name >_> of >_> Wome +>_< Even >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound in OwO the leash, +ÚwÚ To let him :33 swip at uWu wiww. +COMINIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ^w^ swave +^w^ Which told me uWu they xDD had beat you ^-^ to >_> youw twenches? +:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? ^-^ Caww him hithew. +^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet him alone; +ÚwÚ He >_> did infowm OwO the :33 twuth. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen, +The ^w^ common OwO fiwe- :3 a pwague! tribunes uWu fow them! +The xDD mouse :33 nye'ew >w< shunn'd OwO the ÚwÚ cat as uWu they >_> did :33 budge +From >_> wascaws >_< wowse than they. +COMINIUS. But how ;;w;; pwevaiw'd you? +^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU time sewve ^-^ to UwU teww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu think. +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 enyemy? uWu Awe you uWu wowds o' th' UwU fiewd? +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why OwO cease you ÚwÚ tiww you awe so? +COMINIUS. OwO Mawcius, +We ^.^ have at disadvantage OwO fought, ÚwÚ and >_> did +UwU Wetiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw uWu puwpose. +^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 wies theiw battle? xDD Knyow you uWu on ;;w;; which >_> side +^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ pwac'd theiw x3 men >_> of ^.^ twust? +COMINIUS. UwU As I uWu guess, OwO Mawcius, +Their xDD bands >w< i' th' x3 vawawd awe OwO the Antiates, +x3 Of theiw :33 best x3 twust; o'ew them ^.^ Aufidius, +Their vewy OwO heawt >_> of :33 hope. +^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, +By >w< aww OwO the ^.^ battwes wherein ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO fought, +By th' UwU bwood ^-^ we ^.^ have shed togethew, uWu by th' >_< vows +We ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to >_> enduwe fwiends, UwU that you :33 diwectwy +ÚwÚ Set me x3 against UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ and his Antiates; +And UwU that you ^.^ nyot delay OwO the >w< pwesent, ;;w;; but, +Filling OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> swowds >_> advanc'd ÚwÚ and >_< dawts, +We ^w^ pwuv :3 this vewy hour. +COMINIUS. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ wish +You ;;w;; wewe uWu conducted ^-^ to :3 a gentwe x3 bath +And >_> bawms appwied ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ yet dare I never +UwU Deny >_> youw ^-^ asking: UwU take >_> youw UwU choice >_> of x3 those +:33 That :33 best can aid >_> youw ^w^ action. +^w^ MAWCIUS. Those awe uWu they +:33 That UwU most awe uWu wiwwing. >w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ doubt- UwU that love :3 this ^.^ painting +OwO Whewein you UwU see me smear'd; ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw +Wessew his person than OwO an i-iww OwO wepowt; +>w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ think bwave death ^-^ outweighs OwO bad life +And UwU that his ^-^ countwy's ^w^ deawew than ;;w;; himsewf; +>_> Wet him xDD awonye, ^w^ ow OwO so many OwO so UwU minded, +^.^ Wave ;;w;; thus ^-^ to express his >_> disposition, +And follow OwO Mawcius. ^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and :33 wave theiw +uWu swowds, UwU take him OwO up in theiw ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO up theiw caps] +:33 O, me OwO awonye! UwU Make you :3 a >_< swowd >_> of x3 me? +>w< If ^.^ these >w< shows >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD outwawd, ;;w;; which >_> of you +But :3 is ;;w;; fouw Vowsces? None >_> of you uWu but :3 is +uWu Abwe ^-^ to bear x3 against OwO the gweat UwU Aufidius +OwO A OwO shiewd as ^-^ hawd as ^-^ his. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ nyumbew, +^-^ Though ^w^ thanks ^-^ to aww, >w< must I ÚwÚ sewect ^-^ fwom uWu aww; OwO the west +:33 Shaww bear OwO the ^-^ businyess in >w< some uWu othew fight, +UwU As cause uWu wiww >w< be xDD obey'd. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< mawch; +And ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww >_> quickwy dwaw >_< out my ^.^ command, +^w^ Which x3 men awe :33 best uWu incwin'd. +COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, my xDD fewwows; +UwU Make good :3 this ÚwÚ ostentation, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww +^.^ Divide in >w< aww with ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +The ^w^ gates >_> of xDD Cowiowi + +>_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, having xDD set :3 a guawd x3 upon >_< Cowiowi, ^-^ going with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet +towawd >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS MARCIUS, ÚwÚ entews with :3 a LIEUTENANT, uWu othew soldiers, +ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< scout + +WAWTIUS. UwU So, let OwO the ;;w;; powts >w< be ÚwÚ guawded; ^-^ keep >_> youw ;;w;; duties +UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set them down. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ send, uWu dispatch +Those ÚwÚ centuwies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< aid; OwO the west uWu wiww sewve +>_< Fow :3 a ^-^ showt holding. >w< If ^-^ we wose OwO the field +We cannyot ^-^ keep OwO the town. +WIEUTENyANT. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw cawe, sir. +WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and OwO shut >_> youw ^w^ gates >_> upon's. +Our UwU guidew, x3 come; ^-^ to th' Woman ^-^ camp OwO conduct ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the Woman ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Vowscian xDD camps + +OwO Awawum, as in x3 battwe. x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll fight with UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee +UwU Wowse than :3 a pwomise-bweakew. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. We UwU hate :3 awike: +:3 Nyot Afric >w< owns :3 a sewpent I ^w^ abhow +Mowe than >w< thy ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. >_< Fix >w< thy foot. +^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ fiwst budger die OwO the other's slave, +And OwO the UwU gods :33 doom him after! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< If I fly, OwO Mawcius, +ÚwÚ Hawwoa me >_< wike :3 a OwO hawe. +^w^ MAWCIUS. xDD Within ^.^ these three >_> houws, Tullus, +Alone I xDD fought in >_> youw xDD Cowiowi wawws, +And :3 made what wowk I pleas'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my UwU bwood +OwO Whewein :3 thou >w< seest me ÚwÚ mask'd. >_< Fow >w< thy wevenge +Wrench OwO up >w< thy power ^-^ to th' uWu highest. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the >_< Hectow +:33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the x3 whip >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwagg'd xDD pwogeny, +Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape me here. + +;;w;; Hewe uWu they fight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain >_< Vowsces come in OwO the aid +>_> of ^-^ AUFIDIUS. MAWCIUS xDD fights ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be >_> dwiven in +:33 bweathwess + +;;w;; Officious, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 vawiant, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ sham'd me +UwU In >_> youw xDD condemnyed ^.^ seconds. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE IX. +The Woman ^-^ camp + +:33 Fwouwish. Awawum. OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye doow, +>_> COMINyIUS with OwO the :3 Womans; at another doow, MARCIUS, with his arm in :3 a ^.^ scawf + +COMINIUS. >w< If I shouwd tell ÚwÚ thee o'ew :3 this >w< thy UwU day's work, +>w< Thou't ^.^ nyot believe >w< thy UwU deeds; uWu but I'll wepowt ^.^ it +:3 Whewe xDD senyatows uWu shaww :3 mingwe ;;w;; teaws with :3 smiwes; +:3 Whewe gweat ^-^ patwicians uWu shaww x3 attend, ÚwÚ and shwug, +uWu I' th' ^-^ end ^.^ admiwe; xDD whewe ;;w;; wadies uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ fwighted +And, UwU gwadwy ^w^ quak'd, hear ^-^ mowe; xDD whewe OwO the :33 duww xDD twibunyes, +:33 That with OwO the ;;w;; fusty >_< pwebeians UwU hate UwU thinye UwU honyouws, +:33 Shaww uWu say x3 against theiw hearts x3 'We :3 thank OwO the UwU gods +Our >_> Wome ;;w;; hath such :3 a uWu sowdiew.' +>_> Yet xDD cam'st :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a :33 mowsew >_> of :3 this >w< feast, +Having x3 fuwwy din'd >_> befowe. + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with his :33 powew, ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu puwsuit + +WAWTIUS. :3 O ^w^ Genyewaw, +;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ steed, ^-^ we OwO the x3 capawison. +uWu Hadst :3 thou ^-^ behewd- +^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo ^-^ mowe; my mothew, +OwO Who >_> has :3 a chawtew ^-^ to UwU extow xDD hew blood, +When ^.^ she OwO does UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ gwieves >_> me. I ^.^ have x3 donye +UwU As you ^.^ have donye- that's what I uWu can; :3 induc'd +UwU As you ^.^ have ^w^ been- that's uWu fow my countwy. +ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has uWu but OwO effected his good uWu wiww +;;w;; Hath overta'en >_< minye ^-^ act. +COMINIUS. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be +The grave >_> of >_> youw desewving; >_> Wome >w< must xDD knyow +The >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew >w< own. 'Twewe :3 a conceawment +UwU Wowse than :3 a :3 theft, nyo less than :3 a xDD twaducement, +ÚwÚ To hide >_> youw x3 doings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to siwence UwU that +>w< Which, ^-^ to OwO the >w< spiwe ÚwÚ and :3 top >_> of ^.^ pwaises vouch'd, +Wouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu modest. :33 Thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, +UwU In >w< sign >_> of what you awe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to reward +What you ^.^ have >_< donye, before ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy hear >_> me. +^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^.^ have >w< some wounds x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu they smawt +ÚwÚ To hear themsewves rememb'red. +COMINIUS. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu they ;;w;; nyot, +^.^ Weww UwU might uWu they fester >w< 'gainst ingratitude +And tent themsewves with :33 death. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the howses- +^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en uWu good, ÚwÚ and good OwO stowe- >_> of >w< aww +The >_> tweasuwe in :3 this field >_< achiev'd ÚwÚ and >_< city, +We render you OwO the OwO tenth; ^-^ to >w< be ta'en :3 fowth +Before OwO the ^w^ common >w< distwibution at +Your only x3 choice. +^w^ MAWCIUS. I :3 thank you, ^w^ Genyewaw, +But cannyot ^-^ make my OwO heawt consent ^-^ to UwU take +OwO A bwibe ^-^ to pay my ^w^ swowd. I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse it, +And ^.^ stand x3 upon my ^w^ common part with x3 those +:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd OwO the doing. + +OwO A wong OwO fwouwish. ^.^ They >w< aww x3 cwy 'Mawcius, Mawcius!' +UwU cast OwO up theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and UwU wances. >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and WAWTIUS ^.^ stand x3 bawe + +May ^.^ these >_> same xDD instwuments ;;w;; which you ^.^ pwofanye +uWu Nyevew :33 sound ;;w;; mowe! When ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets uWu shaww +uWu I' th' field ^w^ pwuv flatterers, let couwts ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities >w< be +^w^ Made >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; fawse-fac'd ^w^ soothing. When >_< steew grows +>w< Soft as OwO the ;;w;; pawasite's silk, let him >w< be :3 made +An overture uWu fow th' ;;w;; waws. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. +>_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd my nyose UwU that OwO bwed, +Ow foil'd >w< some >_< debiwe >_< wwetch, ;;w;; which ^-^ without ^-^ nyote +Here's many ewse ^.^ have >_< donye, you ^.^ shout me :3 fowth +UwU In acclamations :3 hypewbowicaw, +UwU As ^-^ if I :33 wov'd my wittwe shouwd >w< be xDD dieted +UwU In ^.^ pwaises ^-^ sauc'd with wies. +COMINIUS. :3 Too modest awe OwO you; +Mowe x3 cwuew ^-^ to >_> youw good wepowt than ;;w;; gwatefuw +ÚwÚ To OwO us UwU that ^w^ give you ;;w;; twuwy. By >_> youw >_> patience, +>w< If >w< 'gainst yourself you >w< be ^.^ incens'd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put :3 you- +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that :3 means his pwopew harm- in manacles, +;;w;; Then reason OwO safewy with you. OwO Thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; knyown, +UwU As ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius +OwO Weaws :3 this waw's :33 gawwand; in token >_> of OwO the which, +UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ steed, OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the camp, I ^w^ give ^w^ him, +x3 With >w< aww his xDD twim xDD bewonging; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time, +>_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> did before >_< Cowiowi, can him +x3 With >w< aww th' OwO appwause-and clamour >_> of OwO the OwO host, +^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius UwU Cowiowanyus. +Beaw th' >w< addition ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ evew! +[Flourish. ^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and >w< dwums] +ALL. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius Coriolanus! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww >w< go wash; +And when my ;;w;; face :3 is fair you uWu shaww pewceive +:3 Whethew I x3 bwush ^w^ ow nyo. OwO Howbeit, I :3 thank OwO you; +I UwU mean ^-^ to :33 stwide >_> youw ^-^ steed, ÚwÚ and at >w< aww xDD times +ÚwÚ To undercrest >_> youw good >w< addition +ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ faiwnyess >_> of my >_> powew. +COMINIUS. UwU So, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent; +Whewe, ewe ^-^ we ^-^ do wepose >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww wwite +ÚwÚ To >_> Wome >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD success. :3 You, UwU Titus Lartius, +Must ^-^ to xDD Cowiowi ^-^ back. >_> Send OwO us ^-^ to >_> Wome +The best, with xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 awticuwate +>_< Fow theiw >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. +WAWTIUS. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. The UwU gods begin ^-^ to xDD mock >_> me. OwO I, UwU that :3 nyow +x3 Wefus'd UwU most >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gifts, x3 am bound ^-^ to UwU beg +x3 Of my Wowd ^w^ Genyewaw. +COMINIUS. xDD Take't- 'tis yours; what is't? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I sometime uWu way here in xDD Cowiowi +^.^ At :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >_< house; ^.^ he :33 us'd me kindly. +ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^-^ to me; I ^-^ saw him pwisonyew; +But then UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ was within my OwO view, +And ^w^ wwath o'ewwhewm'd my ;;w;; pity. I xDD wequest you +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my UwU poow host fweedom. +COMINIUS. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :3 begg'd! +Were ^.^ he OwO the butchew >_> of my UwU son, ^.^ he shouwd +Be free as :3 is OwO the wind. ^w^ Dewivew ^w^ him, Titus. +WAWTIUS. OwO Mawcius, his name? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. By Jupitew, fowgot! +I x3 am :3 weawy; ^-^ yea, my memowy :3 is >w< tiw'd. +>_< Have ^-^ we nyo xDD winye hewe? +COMINIUS. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< tent. +The UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw >_> visage dries; 'tis UwU time +^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. +The ^-^ camp >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces + +OwO A OwO fwouwish. Cownyets. x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS bwoody, with two ^w^ ow three xDD sowdiews + +^-^ AUFIDIUS. The ^-^ town :3 is ta'en. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Twiww >w< be deliver'd xDD back uWu on good :3 condition. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Condition! +I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a Roman; uWu fow I :33 cannyot, +>_> Being :3 a UwU Vowsce, >w< be UwU that I ÚwÚ am. Condition? +What good ^.^ condition can :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty find +uWu I' th' part UwU that :3 is at ^.^ mewcy? ^.^ Five times, OwO Mawcius, +I ^.^ have xDD fought with thee; OwO so >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beat me; +And wouldst ^-^ do so, I xDD think, shouwd ^-^ we uWu encountew +UwU As >_< often as ^-^ we >w< eat. By th' elements, +>w< If e'ew UwU again I ^.^ meet him beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, +>w< He's >_< minye ^w^ ow I x3 am ^-^ his. Minye x3 emuwation +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu honyouw xDD in't ^.^ it >w< had; uWu fow xDD whewe +I ^w^ thought ^-^ to crush him in OwO an >w< equaw force, +^.^ Twue >_< swowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, I'll potch at him >w< some >_< way, +Ow ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow >w< cwaft ^-^ may >_< get >_> him. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< He's OwO the ^w^ deviw. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Bolder, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ subtwe. UwU My x3 vawouw's uWu poison'd +x3 With only xDD suff'wing :33 stain uWu by him; uWu fow him +:33 Shaww UwU fwy >_< out >_> of itself. Nyow ;;w;; sweep :3 nyow >_> sanctuawy, +>_> Being naked, >_< sick, :3 nyow ^w^ fanye :3 nyow Capitow, +The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of priests :3 nyow xDD times >_> of OwO sacwifice, +Embawquements >w< aww >_> of >_> fuwy, uWu shaww wift OwO up +Their rotten UwU pwiviwege ÚwÚ and UwU custom >w< 'gainst +UwU My UwU hate ^-^ to OwO Mawcius. :3 Whewe I find ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it +^.^ At home, x3 upon my >_< bwothew's ^-^ guawd, x3 even there, +uWu Against OwO the UwU hospitabwe xDD canyon, would I +OwO Wash my fiewce hand :33 in's ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Go you ^-^ to th' xDD city; +xDD Weawn how 'tis >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and what uWu they awe UwU that >w< must +Be :3 hostages uWu fow Rome. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you go? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I x3 am attended at OwO the UwU cypwess grove; I pray :3 you- +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ south OwO the :33 city xDD miwws- bwing me >_> wowd thithew +OwO How OwO the x3 wowwd >_> goes, UwU that ^-^ to OwO the pace >_> of ^.^ it +I ^-^ may xDD spuw uWu on my >_> jouwnyey. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I ^-^ shaww, sir. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, with OwO the two Tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS + +MENENIUS. The xDD auguwew uWu tewws me ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyews >_< tonyight. +BWUTUS. Good ^w^ ow :33 bad? +MENENIUS. :3 Nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, uWu fow uWu they love +^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ teaches ^.^ beasts ^-^ to xDD knyow theiw >_< fwiends. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ who OwO does OwO the ^.^ wowf love? +^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU wamb. +MENENIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to devouw ^w^ him, as OwO the x3 hungwy >_< pwebeians would OwO the +x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. +BWUTUS. >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ wamb :3 indeed, UwU that xDD baes >_< wike :3 a OwO beaw. +MENENIUS. >w< He's :3 a bear :3 indeed, UwU that ;;w;; wives OwO fike :3 a UwU wamb. You two awe +^.^ owd ^w^ men; tell me ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you. +BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, sir. +MENENIUS. UwU In what ^w^ enyowmity :3 is uWu Mawcius UwU poow in UwU that you two ^.^ have ^.^ nyot +in ÚwÚ abundance? +BWUTUS. >w< He's UwU poow in nyo ^-^ onye UwU fauwt, uWu but xDD stow'd with all. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Especially in ^.^ pwide. +BWUTUS. And ^.^ topping >w< aww ÚwÚ othews in ^-^ boasting. +MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange OwO nyow. Do you two xDD knyow how you awe censured +here in OwO the ÚwÚ city- I UwU mean >_> of OwO us o' th' UwU wight-hand xDD fiwe? Do you? +BOTH TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ Why, how awe ^-^ we >w< censuw'd? +MENENIUS. xDD Because you talk >_> of uWu pwide >w< nyow- uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot >w< be angwy? +BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, well, ;;w;; siw, :33 weww. +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo gweat matter; uWu fow :3 a vewy wittwe ^w^ thief >_> of +>w< occasion uWu wiww x3 wob you >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu patience. >w< Give >_> youw +dispositions OwO the >_< weins, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 angwy at >_> youw >w< pweasuwes- at OwO the +>_> weast, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to you in being ÚwÚ so. You blame +uWu Mawcius uWu fow being pwoud? +BWUTUS. We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, sir. +MENENIUS. I xDD knyow you can ^-^ do vewy wittwe alone; uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ hewps awe +many, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw :33 actions would gwow :3 wondwous OwO singwe: >_> youw +ÚwÚ abiwities awe xDD too infant-like uWu fow UwU doing >w< much awonye. You talk >_> of +^.^ pwide. :3 O UwU that you :33 couwd xDD tuwn >_> youw eyes towawd OwO the napes >_> of >_> youw +nyecks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make uWu but OwO an intewiow >w< suwvey >_> of >_> youw good selves! :3 O +UwU that you could! +BOTH TWIBUNyES. What then, sir? +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then you shouwd ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a >w< bwace >_> of unmeriting, +proud, xDD viowent, ÚwÚ testy magistwates-awias uWu foows- as ^-^ any in Rome. +^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Menyenyius, you awe OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough ^w^ too. +MENENIUS. I x3 am OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU humowous patrician, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves +:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ^.^ hot xDD winye with ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop >_> of allaying :3 Tibew in't; ^w^ said ^-^ to +>w< be xDD something impewfect in favouwing OwO the ^.^ fiwst complaint, ^-^ hasty +ÚwÚ and >_> tindew-wike x3 upon xDD too twiviaw motion; ^-^ onye UwU that :3 convewses ^-^ mowe +with OwO the UwU buttock >_> of OwO the night than with OwO the fowehead >_> of OwO the +x3 mownying. What I ÚwÚ think I uWu uttew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend my ;;w;; mawice in my ^.^ bweath. +xDD Meeting two such weawsmen as you :3 awe- I cannyot caww you +Wycuwguses- ^-^ if OwO the dwink you ^w^ give me ^.^ touch my x3 pawate x3 advewsewy, I +^-^ make :3 a crooked ;;w;; face at it. I cannyot uWu say >_> youw :3 wowships ^.^ have +deliver'd OwO the matter well, when I find OwO the ;;w;; ass in compound with +OwO the OwO majow part >_> of >_> youw sywwabwes; ÚwÚ and >w< though I >w< must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to +bear with x3 those UwU that uWu say you awe OwO wevewend grave ^-^ men, ÚwÚ yet uWu they lie +>_> deadwy UwU that tell you you ^.^ have good >w< faces. >w< If you UwU see :3 this in OwO the +ÚwÚ map >_> of my microcosm, UwU fowwows ^.^ it UwU that I x3 am OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? +What harm can >_> youw ;;w;; bisson x3 conspectuities glean >_< out >_> of :3 this +chawactew, ^-^ if I >w< be OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? +BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +MENENIUS. You xDD knyow neither uWu me, yourselves, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> thing. You awe +ambitious uWu fow UwU poow :3 knyaves' :33 caps ÚwÚ and legs; you wear >_< out :3 a good +>_> whowesome UwU fowenyoon in hearing :3 a cause :3 between OwO an owange-wife ÚwÚ and +:3 a x3 fosset-sewwew, ÚwÚ and then >w< wejouwn OwO the :33 contwuvwsy >_> of ^w^ thweepence +^-^ to :3 a uWu second :3 day >_> of uWu audience. When you awe hearing :3 a matter +:3 between party ÚwÚ and xDD pawty, ^-^ if you uWu chance ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ pinch'd with OwO the +xDD cowic, you ^-^ make faces >_< wike UwU mummews, xDD set OwO up OwO the bwoody flag +x3 against >w< aww >_> patience, :3 and, in roaring uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ chambew-pot, UwU dismiss +OwO the :33 contwuvwsy bweeding, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ entangwed uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ heawing. ^-^ Aww +OwO the xDD peace you ^-^ make in theiw cause :3 is calling uWu both OwO the ^-^ pawties +knyaves. You awe :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ones. +BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe ;;w;; weww understood ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pewfectew ^-^ gibew +uWu fow OwO the ^-^ tabwe than :3 a nyecessawy bencher in OwO the xDD Capitow. +MENENIUS. Our vewy priests >w< must ÚwÚ become ^.^ mockews, ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww +uWu encountew such :33 widicuwous uWu subjects as you >_> awe. When you speak +:33 best x3 unto OwO the >_< puwpose, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw +^.^ beawds; ÚwÚ and >_> youw beawds deserve ^.^ nyot OwO so honyouwabwe :3 a grave as ^-^ to +stuff :3 a botcher's >_< cushion ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be entomb'd in OwO an >w< ass's +OwO pack-saddwe. >_> Yet you >w< must >w< be ^.^ saying uWu Mawcius :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 who, in :3 a +UwU cheap ;;w;; estimation, :3 is wowth >w< aww >_> youw predecessors >_< since >_> Deucawion; +>w< though peradventure >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< 'em ;;w;; wewe ^w^ heweditawy +uWu hangmen. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowships. Mowe >_> of >_> youw convewsation +would ^.^ infect my ^-^ bwain, being OwO the uWu hewdsmen >_> of OwO the >_> beastwy +^-^ pwebeians. I uWu wiww >w< be bowd ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. +[BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS >w< go aside] + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and VALERIA + +OwO How nyow, my as fair as x3 nyobwe >_> wadies- ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ moon, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she +UwU eawthwy, nyo nobler- :33 whithew ^-^ do you follow >_> youw eyes OwO so ^w^ fast? +VOLUMNIA. ^w^ Honyouwabwe xDD Menyenyius, my :3 boy uWu Mawcius ;;w;; appwoaches; uWu fow OwO the +love >_> of ^-^ Junyo, wet's ^.^ go. +MENENIUS. Ha! uWu Mawcius UwU coming :3 home? +VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, >w< wowthy xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and with UwU most pwospewous +appwobation. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Take my xDD cap, Jupitew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. ^-^ Hoo! +uWu Mawcius UwU coming x3 home! +ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. +VOLUMNIA. Look, >w< hewe's :3 a letter ^-^ fwom him; OwO the OwO state ;;w;; hath another, +his UwU wife >w< anyothew; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's ^-^ onye at UwU home uWu fow you. +MENENIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ make my vewy house ^.^ weew to-nyight. OwO A letter uWu fow x3 me? +x3 VIWGIWIA. x3 Yes, ^w^ cewtain, :33 thewe's :3 a letter uWu fow OwO you; I OwO saw't. +MENENIUS. OwO A letter uWu fow UwU me! ^w^ It gives me OwO an ^-^ estate >_> of :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' +^w^ heawth; in ;;w;; which UwU time I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a x3 wip at OwO the physician. The +UwU most x3 suvweign pwescwiption in Gawen :3 is uWu but empiricutic :3 and, ^-^ to +:3 this *sweats* pwesewvative, >_> of nyo better wepowt than :3 a ÚwÚ howse-dwench. ^-^ Is ^.^ he +^.^ nyot wounded? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to come UwU home wounded. +x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, no, no, nyo. +VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ wounded, I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods for't. +MENENIUS. ^w^ So ^-^ do I UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ much. Brings :3 a OwO victowy in +his UwU pocket? The wounds ÚwÚ become >_> him. +VOLUMNIA. xDD On's ^-^ bwows, xDD Menyenyius, ^.^ he comes OwO the third UwU time UwU home with +OwO the xDD oaken UwU gawwand. +MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he disciplin'd UwU Aufidius ^.^ soundwy? +VOLUMNIA. UwU Titus OwO Wawtius ;;w;; wwites uWu they xDD fought togethew, uWu but UwU Aufidius +^w^ got UwU off. +MENENIUS. And 'twas UwU time uWu fow him UwU too, I'll ;;w;; wawwant him UwU that; OwO an ^.^ he +xDD had :33 stay'd uWu by ^w^ him, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so fidius'd uWu fow >w< aww OwO the +uWu chests in xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the gold that's in ^.^ them. ^-^ Is OwO the Senate +^-^ possess'd >_> of uWu this? +VOLUMNIA. Good uWu wadies, wet's ^.^ go. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ yes: OwO the Senate >_> has +letters ^-^ fwom OwO the general, wherein ^.^ he gives my :3 son OwO the xDD whowe name +>_> of OwO the waw; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in :3 this >w< action xDD outdonye his fowmew deeds +doubly. +VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, :33 thewe's :3 wondwous >w< things xDD spoke >_> of >_> him. +MENENIUS. Wondwous! >w< Ay, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ without his OwO twue +UwU puwchasing. +x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU gods gwant them :3 twue! +VOLUMNIA. Twue! UwU pow, waw. +MENENIUS. Twue! I'll >w< be sworn uWu they awe true. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? +uWu [To OwO the TWIBUNyES] :3 God :33 save >_> youw good :33 wowships! uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU coming +>_< home; ^.^ he >_> has ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to >w< be uWu pwoud. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? +VOLUMNIA. uWu I' th' shouwdew ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' weft OwO awm; there uWu wiww >w< be uWu wawge +cicatrices ^-^ to show OwO the ^w^ peopwe when ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow his :3 pwace. +ÚwÚ He >_< weceived in OwO the ;;w;; wepuwse >_> of UwU Tawquin :3 seven hurts >w< i' th' ÚwÚ body. +MENENIUS. >_< Onye >w< i' th' neck ÚwÚ and two >w< i' th' >_> thigh- :33 thewe's :33 nyinye UwU that I +know. +VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had before :3 this last ^-^ expedition OwO twenty-five wounds +x3 upon >_> him. +MENENIUS. Nyow >w< it's twenty-seven; every >_> gash ÚwÚ was OwO an enemy's ^-^ gwave. +;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and fwouwish] >_> Hawk! OwO the trumpets. +VOLUMNIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the ushers >_> of OwO Mawcius. Before him ^.^ he >_> cawwies +noise, ÚwÚ and >_> behind him ^.^ he leaves teaws; +Death, UwU that dark ^.^ spiwit, :33 in's x3 nyewvy arm doth >_< wie, +>w< Which, being UwU advanc'd, ^.^ decwinyes, ÚwÚ and then x3 men ^-^ die. + +OwO A OwO sennyet. ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS OwO the +GENERAL, ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS >_> WAWTIUS; :3 between ;;w;; them, +:3 COWIOWANyUS, xDD cwown'd with OwO an xDD oaken :33 gawwand; with +CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +^w^ HEWAWD. Knyow, Wome, UwU that >w< aww :3 awonye uWu Mawcius >_> did fight +xDD Within xDD Cowiowi ^.^ gates, xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, +x3 With ;;w;; fame, :3 a name ^-^ to ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; ^.^ these +UwU In uWu honyouw UwU fowwows UwU Cowiowanyus. +>w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! [Fwouwish] +ALL. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of this, ^.^ it OwO does offend my ÚwÚ heawt. +;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo more. +COMINIUS. Look, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw mothew! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 O, +You x3 have, I >w< knyow, xDD petition'd >w< aww OwO the UwU gods +>_< Fow my ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO [Knyeews] +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, my good ^-^ sowdiew, up; +UwU My gentwe OwO Mawcius, >w< wowthy UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and +By ÚwÚ deed-achieving uWu honyouw newly nam'd- +What :3 is it? Coriolanus >w< must I can OwO thee? +But, :33 O, >w< thy UwU wife! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My >_< gwacious :3 siwence, hail! +Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd xDD had I come ÚwÚ coffin'd home, +:33 That :33 weep'st ^-^ to UwU see me twiumph? xDD Ah, my ^.^ deaw, +Such eyes OwO the xDD widows in xDD Cowiowi weaw, +And mothers UwU that wack :33 sons. +MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods :3 cwown thee! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. And live you :3 yet? uWu [To VALERIA] :3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< wady, +;;w;; pawdon. +VOLUMNIA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to OwO tuwn. +:33 O, ^-^ wewcome x3 home! And welcome, ^w^ Genyewaw. +And >_< y'awe ^-^ wewcome all. +MENENIUS. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand welcomes. I :33 couwd weep +And I :33 couwd laugh; I x3 am ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Wewcome! +OwO A ^w^ cuwse begin at vewy >w< woot on's OwO heawt +:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see thee! You awe three +:33 That >_> Wome shouwd dote OwO on; >_> yet, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of ^-^ men, +We ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ owd >_< cwab ;;w;; twees here at UwU home UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +Be gwafted ^-^ to >_> youw relish. >_> Yet welcome, x3 wawwiows. +We caww :3 a nettle uWu but :3 a nyettwe, ÚwÚ and +The faults >_> of fools uWu but fowwy. +COMINIUS. :33 Evew >_> wight. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO Menyenyius x3 evew, ever. +^w^ HEWAWD. >w< Give uWu way there, ÚwÚ and >w< go x3 on. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother] Your ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. +Ewe in ^-^ ouw >_> own house I ^-^ do shade my uWu head, +The good ^-^ patwicians >w< must >w< be visited; +From xDD whom I ^.^ have receiv'd ^.^ nyot only ÚwÚ gweetings, +But with them >_> change >_> of honours. +VOLUMNIA. I ^.^ have :33 wived +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ inhewited my vewy >_> wishes, +And OwO the >_< buiwdings >_> of my ;;w;; fancy; only +There's ^-^ onye xDD thing wanting, ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but +Our >_> Wome uWu wiww UwU cast x3 upon thee. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Knyow, good mothew, +I xDD had wathew >w< be theiw ^-^ sewvant in my uWu way +>w< Than ^.^ sway with them in ;;w;; theiws. +COMINIUS. uWu On, ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. +[Flourish. Cownyets. >_< Exeunt in state, as befowe] + +xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS come :3 fowwawd + +BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues speak >_> of him ÚwÚ and OwO the bweawed uWu sights +uWu Awe spectacwed ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Your ;;w;; pwattwing ÚwÚ nyuwse +x3 Into :3 a rapture UwU wets xDD hew baby x3 cwy +OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; chats him; OwO the >_< kitchen mawkin ^w^ pins +Her uWu wichest wockwam ^-^ 'bout xDD hew reechy neck, +Clamb'ring OwO the >_< wawws ^-^ to eye him; stalls, buwks, windows, +uWu Awe ;;w;; smothew'd uWu up, weads fill'd ÚwÚ and ridges ^-^ hows'd +x3 With UwU vawiabwe ^.^ compwexions, >w< aww :33 agweeing +UwU In ;;w;; eawnyestnyess ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Seld-shown :33 fwamens +Do press UwU among OwO the popuwaw throngs ÚwÚ and puff +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> station; ^-^ ouw OwO veiw'd ;;w;; dames +:33 Commit OwO the OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and x3 damask in +Their ;;w;; nyicewy >w< gawded x3 cheeks ^-^ to th' >_< wanton ÚwÚ spoiw +x3 Of Phoebus' burning ;;w;; kisses. Such :3 a UwU pothew, +UwU As ^-^ if UwU that >_> whatsoevew god ^-^ who weads him +Were slily crept OwO into his human powers, +And >_> gave him gwacefuw uWu postuwe. +^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu On OwO the ^w^ sudden +I ;;w;; wawwant him consuw. +BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ ouw >w< office ^-^ may +^-^ Duwing his power >w< go ^-^ sweep. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He cannyot temp'rately >w< twanspowt his honours +From xDD whewe ^.^ he shouwd begin ÚwÚ and end, uWu but uWu wiww +^w^ Wose x3 those ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 won. +BWUTUS. UwU In UwU that :33 thewe's uWu comfowt. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Doubt ^.^ nyot +The commonyews, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand, uWu but uWu they +:3 Upon theiw ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; mawice uWu wiww ^-^ fowget +x3 With OwO the :33 weast cause ^.^ these his OwO nyew OwO honyouws; ;;w;; which +:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give them ^-^ make I as wittwe xDD question +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is >_> pwoud ^-^ to :3 do't. +BWUTUS. I heard him sweaw, +Were ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, never would ^.^ he +xDD Appeaw >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, :3 nyow uWu on him >w< put +The napless ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ humiwity; +Nyow, >_> showing, as OwO the manner ;;w;; is, his wounds +ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, UwU beg theiw uWu stinking ^w^ bweaths. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> wight. +BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he would ^-^ miss ^.^ it wathew +>w< Than carry ^.^ it uWu but uWu by OwO the suit >_> of OwO the ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to him +And OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwes. +^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^w^ wish nyo better +>w< Than ^.^ have him howd UwU that >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it +UwU In uWu execution. +BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most >_< wike ^.^ he uWu wiww. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him then as ^-^ ouw good ^w^ wiwws: +OwO A ^w^ suwe ^w^ destwuction. +BWUTUS. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^-^ faww >_< out +ÚwÚ To him ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; authowities. >_< Fow OwO an end, +We >w< must suggest OwO the ^w^ peopwe in what xDD hatwed +ÚwÚ He still ;;w;; hath held them; UwU that uWu to's power ^.^ he would +>_< Have :3 made them uWu muwes, siwenc'd theiw :33 pweadews, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Dispwopewtied theiw fweedoms; howding them +UwU In human >w< action ÚwÚ and capacity +x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ souw :3 nyow :33 fitnyess uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd +>w< Than camels in theiw war, ^-^ who ^.^ have theiw provand +>_> Onwy uWu fow beawing OwO buwdens, ÚwÚ and >_> sowe uWu bwows +>_< Fow sinking uWu undew ^.^ them. +^.^ SICINyIUS. This, as you ÚwÚ say, ^.^ suggested +^.^ At >w< some UwU time when his soaring insowence +:33 Shaww ^.^ touch OwO the people- ;;w;; which UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; want, +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< put xDD upon't, ÚwÚ and that's as :33 easy +UwU As ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; dogs uWu on ^w^ sheep- uWu wiww >w< be his x3 fiwe +ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe theiw OwO dwy xDD stubbwe; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ bwaze +:33 Shaww dawken him uWu fow ever. + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? +MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought +:33 That uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be consuw. +I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the OwO dumb x3 men UwU thwong ^-^ to UwU see him ÚwÚ and +The uWu bwind ^-^ to hear him >_< speak; >_> matwons ÚwÚ fwung gwuvs, +>w< Wadies ÚwÚ and xDD maids theiw scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO handkewchews, +:3 Upon him as ^.^ he >_> pass'd; OwO the nobles uWu bended +UwU As ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's uWu statue, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 commons :3 made +OwO A uWu showew ÚwÚ and thundew with theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and shouts. +I never ^-^ saw OwO the like. +BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, +And carry with OwO us ears ÚwÚ and eyes uWu fow th' UwU time, +But hearts uWu fow OwO the >_> event. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have with you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. The Capitow + +x3 Entew two :3 OFFICEWS, ^-^ to uWu way cushions, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in OwO the Capitow + +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, uWu they awe ^w^ awmost here. OwO How many ^.^ stand uWu fow +consulships? +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Thwee, uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but 'tis ^w^ thought >_> of every ^-^ onye +Coriolanus uWu wiww carry it. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ That's :3 a bwave fellow; uWu but :33 he's ;;w;; vengeance >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and +loves ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe. +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Faith, there ^.^ have >_< been many gweat x3 men UwU that ^.^ have +flatter'd OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew loved them; ÚwÚ and there >w< be many +UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 wuvd, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ whewefowe; OwO so UwU that, ^-^ if uWu they +love uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, uWu they UwU hate x3 upon nyo better :3 a ground. +:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow Coriolanus neither ^-^ to cawe whethew uWu they love ^w^ ow +UwU hate him :3 manyifests OwO the OwO twue knowledge ^.^ he >_> has in theiw +>_> disposition, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe cawewessnyess UwU wets them ^-^ pwainwy +ÚwÚ see't. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. >w< If ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe whethew ^.^ he xDD had theiw love ^w^ ow no, +^.^ he :3 waved xDD indiffewentwy :33 'twixt UwU doing them neither good :3 nyow ^w^ hawm; +uWu but ^.^ he UwU seeks theiw UwU hate with gweatew ;;w;; devotion than uWu they can +render ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and leaves nyothing undonye UwU that ^-^ may x3 fuwwy ÚwÚ discuvw +him theiw opposite. Nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to :3 affect OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and +xDD dispweasuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 is as OwO bad as UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 diswikes- ^-^ to +fwattew them uWu fow theiw wuv. +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< desewved :3 wowthiwy >_> of his country; ÚwÚ and his +uWu ascent :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu by such :33 easy degrees as x3 those :3 who, having >_< been +UwU suppwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >_> bonnyeted, ^-^ without ^-^ any further +deed ^-^ to ^.^ have them at aww, OwO into theiw x3 estimation ÚwÚ and OwO wepowt; uWu but +^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO so planted his honours in theiw eyes ÚwÚ and his :33 actions in +theiw hearts UwU that uWu fow theiw ^.^ tongues ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 confess +OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< ingwatefuw >w< injuwy; ^-^ to wepowt otherwise +;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; mawice UwU that, giving itsewf OwO the >_< wie, would xDD pwuck wepwoof +ÚwÚ and webuke ^-^ fwom every caw UwU that heard it. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; :33 he's :3 a >w< wowthy xDD man. UwU Make >_< way, uWu they +awe >w< coming. + +OwO A OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the >_> PATWICIANS ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES +>_< OF OwO THE >w< PEOPWE, x3 WICTOWS before them; :3 COWIOWANyUS, +MENyENyIUS, >_> COMINyIUS OwO the :3 Consuw. ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and +xDD BWUTUS UwU take theiw OwO pwaces uWu by :3 themsewves. +COWIOWANyUS ^-^ stands + +MENENIUS. Having determin'd >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow UwU Titus Lartius, ^.^ it remains, +UwU As OwO the x3 main point >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw :33 aftew-meeting, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify his x3 nyobwe service UwU that +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ stood uWu fow his countwy. OwO Thewefowe >w< pwease you, +uWu Most OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and grave uWu ewdews, ^-^ to desiwe +The ÚwÚ pwesent >_> consuw ÚwÚ and last ^w^ genyewaw +UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ weww-found xDD successes ^-^ to wepowt +OwO A wittwe >_> of UwU that >w< wowthy wowk xDD pewfowm'd +By ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 Cowiowanyus; xDD whom +We met here uWu both ^-^ to :3 thank ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wemembew +x3 With honours >_< wike :3 himsewf. [CORIOLANUS xDD sits] +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Speak, good ÚwÚ Cominyius. +Weave nyothing >_< out uWu fow ^-^ wength, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ think +>_< Wathew ^-^ ouw ^-^ state's ^-^ defective uWu fow requital +>w< Than ^-^ we ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out. Masters o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, +We ^-^ do xDD wequest >_> youw xDD kindest ears; :3 and, aftew, +Your :33 woving motion towawd OwO the ^w^ common body, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd what passes here. +^.^ SICINyIUS. We awe convented +:3 Upon :3 a >w< pweasing ÚwÚ tweaty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have hearts +x3 Incwinyabwe ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ advance +The >_> theme >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assembwy. +BWUTUS. ^w^ Which OwO the wathew +We uWu shaww >w< be >_> bwess'd ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ if ^.^ he wemembew +OwO A kinder >_< vawue >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe than +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ heweto >_< pwiz'd them OwO at. +MENENIUS. ^.^ That's OwO off, that's off; +I would you wathew xDD had >_< been silent. UwU Pwease you +ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius speak? +BWUTUS. uWu Most :3 wiwwingwy. +But ÚwÚ yet my ^.^ caution ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe pertinent +>w< Than OwO the webuke you ^w^ give it. +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw :33 peopwe; +But OwO tie him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be theiw ^-^ bedfewwow. +Wowthy Cominyius, speak. +[CORIOLANUS wises, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< go xDD away] +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 pwace. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Sit, >w< Cowiowanyus, never ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear +What you ^.^ have ^w^ nyobwy >w< donye. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> Honyouws' ;;w;; pawdon. +I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my wounds ^-^ to ^w^ heaw UwU again +>w< Than hear uWu say how I ^w^ got ^.^ them. +BWUTUS. >_> Siw, I >w< hope +UwU My uWu wowds x3 disbench'd you not. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, siw; ÚwÚ yet oft, +When uWu bwows ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ stay, I xDD fwed ^-^ fwom wowds. +You uWu sooth'd ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe hurt not. But >_> youw ;;w;; peopwe, +I love them as uWu they ;;w;; weigh- +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ sit down. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye scratch my head >w< i' th' >_< sun +When OwO the :3 awawum ;;w;; wewe struck than OwO idwy ^-^ sit +ÚwÚ To hear my nothings ^.^ monstew'd. Exit +MENENIUS. Masters >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +Your muwtipwying spawn how can ^.^ he flatter- +^.^ That's ^w^ thousand ^-^ to ^-^ onye good :3 onye- when you :3 nyow UwU see +ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew venture >w< aww his wimbs uWu fow uWu honyouw +>w< Than ^-^ onye on's ears ^-^ to hear it? Pwoceed, ÚwÚ Cominyius. +COMINIUS. I uWu shaww wack ^.^ voice; OwO the deeds >_> of Coriolanus +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be uttew'd xDD feebwy. ^w^ It :3 is held +:33 That valour :3 is OwO the UwU chiefest :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and +uWu Most uWu dignyifies OwO the havew. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, +The man I speak >_> of cannyot in OwO the x3 wowwd +Be :33 singwy x3 countewpois'd. ^.^ At UwU sixteen yeaws, +When UwU Tawquin :3 made :3 a head uWu fow Wome, ^.^ he xDD fought +Beyond OwO the mark >_> of others; ^-^ ouw then Dictator, +x3 Whom with >w< aww UwU pwaise I point at, ^-^ saw him fight +When with his Amazonyian chin ^.^ he :33 dwuv +The >w< bwistwed lips before him; ^.^ he bestrid +An >_< o'ewpwess'd Woman ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' ;;w;; consuw's view +^-^ Swew three >w< opposews; :33 Tawquin's uWu sewf ^.^ he met, +And struck him uWu on his ^.^ knyee. UwU In UwU that UwU day's x3 feats, +When ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ act OwO the ^-^ woman in OwO the scene, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ pwov'd :33 best man >w< i' th' field, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his meed +>_> Was >_> bwow-bound with OwO the >_> oak. His pupiw :3 age +^-^ Man-ent'wed thus, ^.^ he uWu waxed >_< wike :3 a >_< sea, +And in OwO the >w< bwunt >_> of :33 seventeen ^.^ battwes >_< since +ÚwÚ He wuwch'd >w< aww >_> swowds >_> of OwO the UwU gawwand. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wast, +Before ÚwÚ and in >_< Cowiowi, let me uWu say +I cannyot speak him UwU home. ÚwÚ He stopp'd OwO the fwiews, +And uWu by his x3 wawe example :3 made OwO the cowawd +OwO Tuwn terror OwO into :33 spowt; as weeds before +OwO A vessel uWu undew >_> saiw, OwO so x3 men ;;w;; obey'd +And feww x3 bewow his ^.^ stem. His ;;w;; swowd, >_> death's >w< stamp, +:3 Whewe ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ mawk, ^.^ it xDD took; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; face ^-^ to foot +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD thing >_> of blood, uWu whose every motion +>_> Was tim'd with ^.^ dying cries. Alone ^.^ he ent'red +The x3 mowtaw xDD gate >_> of th' >_< city, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ painted +x3 With shunless >_> destiny; xDD aidwess came OwO off, +And with :3 a ^w^ sudden >w< we-enfowcement struck +xDD Cowiowi >_< wike :3 a planet. Nyow all's ^-^ his. +When uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the >w< din >_> of OwO waw 'gan >w< piewce +His ready :33 sense, then straight his doubled spirit +Re-quick'ned what in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was >_< fatigate, +And ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe came xDD he; xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did +Wun :3 weeking o'ew OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of ^-^ men, as ^-^ if +'Twewe :3 a x3 pewpetuaw spoiw; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we xDD caww'd +Both field ÚwÚ and :33 city ^w^ ouws ^.^ he never ÚwÚ stood +ÚwÚ To >_> ease his uWu bweast with xDD panting. +MENENIUS. Wowthy ^w^ man! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu but with measuwe x3 fit OwO the honours +^w^ Which ^-^ we devise >_> him. +COMINIUS. Our spoils ^.^ he OwO kick'd at, +And ^.^ wook'd x3 upon >w< things pwecious as uWu they ;;w;; wewe +The ^w^ common muck >_> of OwO the world. ÚwÚ He ^-^ cuvts less +>w< Than >w< misewy itsewf would >_> give, UwU wewawds +His deeds with UwU doing ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To uWu spend OwO the UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ end it. +MENENIUS. >w< He's ^.^ wight nyobwe; +>_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Caww UwU Cowiowanyus. +>_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He doth appear. + +;;w;; We-entew COWIOWANyUS + +MENENIUS. The >w< Senyate, >w< Cowiowanyus, awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee consuw. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do owe them still +UwU My life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvices. +MENENIUS. ^w^ It then remains +:33 That you ^-^ do speak ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you +>_> Wet me o'erleap UwU that >_> custom; uWu fow I cannyot +x3 Put uWu on OwO the >_< gown, ^.^ stand naked, ÚwÚ and entweat them +>_< Fow my xDD wounds' :33 sake ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw suffwage. UwU Pwease you +:33 That I ^-^ may xDD pass :3 this doing. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^w^ peopwe +Must ^.^ have theiw voices; neither uWu wiww uWu they ÚwÚ bate +>_< Onye :3 jot >_> of cewemony. +MENENIUS. x3 Put them ^.^ nyot to't. +;;w;; Pway you >w< go x3 fit you ^-^ to OwO the :33 custom, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; Take ^-^ to you, as >_> youw predecessors x3 have, +Your uWu honyouw with >_> youw fowm. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a part +:33 That I uWu shaww x3 bwush in >w< acting, ÚwÚ and UwU might ;;w;; weww +Be :3 taken ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 peopwe. +BWUTUS. >_< Mawk you ÚwÚ that? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ To brag x3 unto them x3 'Thus I :33 did, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thus!' +Show them th' unaching ;;w;; scaws ;;w;; which I shouwd >_> hide, +UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had receiv'd them uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe +x3 Of theiw >_> bweath OwO onwy! +MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ÚwÚ upon't. +We wecommend ^-^ to you, Tribunes >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, +Our OwO puwpose ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe >_> consuw +>_< Wish ^-^ we >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and honyouw. +SENATORS. ÚwÚ To Coriolanus come >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw! +[Flourish. Cownyets. ;;w;; Then exeunt >w< aww +uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and OwO BWUTUS] +BWUTUS. You UwU see how ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to ;;w;; use OwO the :33 peopwe. +^.^ SICINyIUS. May uWu they ^.^ pewceive's ÚwÚ intent! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww require them +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he >_> did contemn what ^.^ he ÚwÚ wequested +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be in them ^-^ to >w< give. +BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww infowm them +x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings here. uWu On th' OwO mawket-pwace +I xDD knyow uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Rome. The Forum + +x3 Entew :3 seven ^w^ ow eight xDD citizens + +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Once, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do require ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +deny >_> him. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We >w< may, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have power in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ do it, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a +power UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to do; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he show OwO us his wounds +ÚwÚ and tell OwO us his >_< deeds, ^-^ we awe ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues OwO into x3 those +wounds ÚwÚ and speak uWu fow them; so, ^-^ if ^.^ he tell OwO us his x3 nyobwe >_< deeds, ^-^ we +>w< must ÚwÚ awso tell him ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe acceptance >_> of ^.^ them. Ingratitude :3 is +^-^ monstwous, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ to >w< be >_< ingwatefuw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a +monster >_> of OwO the :3 muwtitude; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we being ;;w;; membews shouwd +bwing uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be monstrous members. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us nyo better ^w^ thought :33 of, :3 a wittwe ^w^ hewp +uWu wiww ^-^ sewve; uWu fow UwU once ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood OwO up about OwO the :33 cown, ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ stuck +^.^ nyot ^-^ to caww OwO us OwO the ^-^ many-headed multitude. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >_< been xDD caww'd OwO so >_> of many; ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 heads +awe >w< some uWu bwown, >w< some :3 bwack, >w< some abwam, >w< some OwO bawd, uWu but UwU that ^-^ ouw +xDD wits awe OwO so divewsewy x3 cowouw'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ ouw xDD wits +;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye skuww, uWu they would UwU fwy east, UwU west, north, +uWu south, ÚwÚ and theiw consent >_> of ^-^ onye direct uWu way shouwd >w< be at UwU once ^-^ to +>w< aww OwO the OwO points o' th' UwU compass. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 Think you so? ^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ do you ;;w;; judge my ÚwÚ wit would +UwU fwy? +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon >_< out as another ÚwÚ man's +wiww- 'tis stwongwy wedg'd OwO up in :3 a block-head; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe at +;;w;; wibewty 'twouwd ^w^ suwe southwawd. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Why UwU that ^w^ way? +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ To wose itsewf in :3 a ^-^ fog; xDD whewe being three pawts +uWu mewted away with rotten OwO dews, OwO the >w< fouwth would xDD wetuwn uWu fow +^.^ conscience' UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a wife. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe never ^-^ without >_> youw twicks; you >w< may, you +OwO may. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you >w< aww resolv'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw uWu voices? But that's +nyo matter, OwO the gweatew part >_> cawwies it. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if ^.^ he would +:33 incwinye ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, there ÚwÚ was never :3 a worthier xDD man. + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in :3 a UwU gown >_> of >w< humiwity, +with ^w^ MENyENyIUS + +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and in OwO the UwU gown >_> of xDD humiwity. >_< Mawk his behaviouw. +We awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay >w< aww togethew, uWu but ^-^ to come uWu by him xDD whewe ^.^ he +:3 stands, uWu by onyes, uWu by >_< twos, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU thwees. >w< He's ^-^ to ^-^ make his +wequests uWu by ÚwÚ pawticuwaws, wherein every ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us >_> has :3 a >w< singwe +xDD honyouw, in giving him ^-^ ouw >_> own OwO voices with ^-^ ouw >_> own xDD tongues; +OwO thewefowe follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll direct you how you uWu shaww >w< go uWu by >_> him. +ALL. Content, ÚwÚ content. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens +MENENIUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ wight; ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot OwO knyown +The wowthiest x3 men ^.^ have :33 donye't? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I ^w^ say? +OwO 'I pray, sir'- Plague >w< upon't! I cannyot bwing +UwU My :33 tongue ^-^ to such :3 a ^.^ pace. ;;w;; 'Wook, ;;w;; siw, my wounds +I ^w^ got them in my ^-^ countwy's UwU sewvice, when +uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwethwen xDD woaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan +From th' ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own dwums.' +MENENIUS. :3 O uWu me, OwO the x3 gods! +You >w< must ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ;;w;; that. You >w< must desiwe them +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Think x3 upon x3 me? >w< Hang 'em! +I would uWu they would ^-^ fowget uWu me, >_< wike OwO the viwtues +^w^ Which ^-^ ouw divinyes wose uWu by >_< 'em. +MENENIUS. You'll mar all. +I'll xDD weave you. ;;w;; Pway you speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, I pray you, +UwU In >_> whowesome mannyew. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew three >_> of OwO the xDD citizens + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Bid them wash theiw faces +And ^-^ keep theiw UwU teeth clean. UwU So, here comes :3 a >w< bwace. +You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ cause, ;;w;; siw, >_> of my standing here. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We uWu do, siw; tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you to't. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Minye >_> own xDD desewt. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> own ^w^ desewt? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own desire. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ How, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> own ^-^ desiwe? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, ;;w;; siw, 'twas never my desiwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the UwU poow +with begging. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU ^.^ MUST xDD think, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^w^ give you UwU anything, ^-^ we >w< hope ^-^ to +>_< gain uWu by you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Weww then, I pray, >_> youw x3 pwice o' th' >_< consuwship? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The x3 pwice :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it kindly. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Kindly, ;;w;; siw, I pray let me ÚwÚ ha't. I ^.^ have wounds ^-^ to show +you, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be x3 youws in ^w^ pwivate. Your good OwO voice, siw; what +uWu say you? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww UwU ha' it, >w< wowthy sir. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A UwU match, sir. There's in >w< aww two >w< wowthy OwO voices :33 begg'd. +I ^.^ have >_> youw awms. OwO Adieu. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. But :3 this :3 is xDD something odd. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. An 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD again- uWu but 'tis nyo OwO mattew. +>_< Exeunt OwO the three xDD citizens + +;;w;; We-entew two uWu othew xDD citizens + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand with OwO the xDD tunye >_> of >_> youw +OwO voices UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be consuw, I ^.^ have here OwO the >_< customawy >_< gown. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >w< desewved ^w^ nyobwy >_> of >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and you +^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved nobly. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> enyigma? +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> scouwge ^-^ to xDD hew enemies; you ^.^ have +>_< been :3 a ;;w;; wod ^-^ to xDD hew >_< fwiends. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< indeed loved OwO the ^w^ common +:33 peopwe. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. You shouwd >_< account me OwO the ^-^ mowe viwtuous, UwU that I ^.^ have +^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ common in my wuv. I wiww, ;;w;; siw, fwattew my sworn +:33 bwothew, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ to x3 eawn :3 a ^w^ deawew x3 estimation >_> of them; 'tis :3 a +^.^ condition uWu they >_< account gentle; ÚwÚ and >_< since OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of theiw +UwU choice :3 is wathew ^-^ to ^.^ have my ÚwÚ hat than my xDD heawt, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise +OwO the insinuating nod ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 off ^-^ to them UwU most >_> countewfeitwy. :33 That +;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww >w< countewfeit OwO the bewitchment >_> of >w< some popuwaw man +ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it bountiful ^-^ to OwO the :3 desiwews. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech you I +^-^ may >w< be consuw. +xDD FIFTH >_< CITIZEN. We >w< hope ^-^ to find you ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ give +you ^-^ ouw OwO voices ^w^ heawtiwy. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< weceived many wounds uWu fow >_> youw countwy. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw >_> youw knowledge with xDD showing ^.^ them. I +uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< much >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and OwO so twoubwe you nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. +BOTH CITIZENS. The UwU gods ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >w< heawtiwy! +>_< Exeunt xDD citizens +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^.^ voices! +>_< Bettew ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 die, better ^-^ to stawve, +>w< Than crave OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe ;;w;; which ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we ^-^ do desewve. +UwU Why in :3 this xDD wowvish toge shouwd I ^.^ stand here +ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of uWu Hob ÚwÚ and :33 Dick UwU that ^-^ do :3 appeaw +Their needless :3 vouches? ;;w;; Custom calls me to't. +What UwU custom wills, in >w< aww >w< things shouwd ^-^ we UwU do't, +The ^.^ dust uWu on >_> antique UwU time would lie :33 unswept, +And uWu mountainyous error >w< be xDD too highly >w< heap'd +>_< Fow >w< twuth ^-^ to OwO o'ewpeew. >_< Wathew than OwO foow ^.^ it so, +>_> Wet OwO the UwU high >w< office ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu honyouw >w< go +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that would ^-^ do OwO thus. I x3 am half ^w^ thwough: +The ^-^ onye part suffewed, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I do. + +;;w;; We-entew three xDD citizens ^-^ mowe + +;;w;; Hewe come uWu moe x3 voices. +Your x3 voices. >_< Fow >_> youw OwO voices I ^.^ have xDD fought; +Watch'd uWu fow >_> youw voices; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices bear +x3 Of wounds two ;;w;; dozen odd; ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ thwice OwO six +I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard >w< of; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices ^.^ have +Done many OwO things, >w< some ^.^ wess, >w< some more. Your uWu voices? +;;w;; Indeed, I would >w< be consuw. +;;w;; SIXTH >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ nyobwy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< go ^-^ without ^-^ any >w< honyest +ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. +SEVENTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO Thewefowe let him >w< be consuw. The UwU gods ^w^ give him +joy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him good fwiend ^-^ to OwO the peopwe! +ALL. ;;w;; Amen, ^.^ amen. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe consul! +>_< Exeunt xDD citizens +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Wowthy ^.^ voices! + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS + +MENENIUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> youw uWu wimitation, ÚwÚ and OwO the tribunes +OwO Endue you with OwO the people's ÚwÚ voice. Wemains +That, in th' >_< officiaw ^.^ mawks uWu invested, you +Anon ^-^ do ^.^ meet OwO the Senate. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; donye? +^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU custom >_> of xDD wequest you ^.^ have discharg'd. +The ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do UwU admit you, ÚwÚ and awe x3 summon'd +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet ÚwÚ anyon, x3 upon >_> youw appwobation. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Whewe? ^.^ At OwO the Senate >_> House? +^.^ SICINyIUS. Thewe, UwU Cowiowanyus. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. May I >_> change ^.^ these garments? +^.^ SICINyIUS. You >w< may, sir. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 That I'll straight uWu do, :3 and, ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ mysewf uWu again, +Repair ^-^ to th' Senate >_< House. +MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. uWu Wiww you :33 awong? +BWUTUS. We stay here uWu fow OwO the :33 peopwe. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS +ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ it UwU nyow; ÚwÚ and uWu by his looks >w< methinks +^.^ 'Tis warm OwO at's ÚwÚ heawt. +BWUTUS. x3 With :3 a >_> pwoud OwO heawt ^.^ he :33 wowe +His humbwe xDD weeds. uWu Wiww you UwU dismiss OwO the :3 peopwe? + +;;w;; We-entew xDD citizens + +^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO How nyow, my :3 mastews! >_< Have you ^.^ chose :3 this man? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, sir. +BWUTUS. We pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ he ^-^ may deserve >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Amen, sir. ÚwÚ To my UwU poow unworthy ^.^ nyotice, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ mock'd OwO us when ^.^ he begg'd ^-^ ouw x3 voices. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Certainly; +ÚwÚ He ^-^ fwouted OwO us downright. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, 'tis his >w< kind >_> of speech- ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD mock ÚwÚ us. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< us, :33 save OwO youwsewf, uWu but :33 says +ÚwÚ He :33 us'd OwO us >_> scownfuwwy. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have show'd OwO us +His ^.^ mawks >_> of merit, wounds receiv'd UwU fow's countwy. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 did, I x3 am sure. +ALL. No, no; nyo man ^-^ saw >_< 'em. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he xDD had wounds ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd show in +private, +And with his hat, ;;w;; thus waving ^.^ it in ^w^ scown, +OwO 'I would >w< be consul,' :33 says xDD he; 'aged UwU custom +But uWu by >_> youw OwO voices uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< pewmit me; +Your OwO voices therefore.' When ^-^ we gwanted UwU that, +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was OwO 'I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Thank you, +Your UwU most ^w^ sweet x3 voices. Nyow you ^.^ have weft >_> youw ;;w;; voices, +I ^.^ have nyo further with ^w^ you.' >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU mockewy? +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to >_< see't, +Or, >_< seeing it, >_> of such ^w^ chiwdish fwiendwinyess +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw uWu voices? +BWUTUS. Could you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have told x3 him- +UwU As you ;;w;; wewe lesson'd- when ^.^ he xDD had nyo power +But ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 petty ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the state, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_> youw enemy; >w< evew ^-^ spake x3 against +Your ^w^ wibewties ÚwÚ and OwO the chawtews UwU that you bear +uWu I' th' ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weaw; ÚwÚ and nyow, arriving +OwO A place >_> of >_< potency ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway o' th' state, +>w< If ^.^ he shouwd still ;;w;; mawignyantwy >_< wemain +ÚwÚ Fast ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' ^.^ pwebeii, >_> youw OwO voices UwU might +Be cuwses ^-^ to yourselves? You shouwd ^.^ have ^w^ said +:33 That as his >w< wowthy deeds >_> did OwO cwaim nyo less +>w< Than what ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood for, OwO so his >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe +Wouwd ÚwÚ think x3 upon you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and +>_> Twanswate his ;;w;; mawice towards you OwO into love, +UwU Standing >_> youw fwiendwy :33 wowd. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^.^ have said, +UwU As you ;;w;; wewe >_> fowe-advis'd, xDD had ^w^ touch'd his spirit +And ^.^ twied his >_< incwinyation; ^-^ fwom him UwU pwuck'd +x3 Eithew his >_< gwacious ;;w;; pwomise, ;;w;; which you OwO might, +UwU As cause xDD had xDD caww'd you uWu up, ^.^ have held him to; +Ow ewse ^.^ it would ^.^ have ÚwÚ gaww'd his suwwy UwU nyatuwe, +^w^ Which easiwy ^w^ enduwes ^.^ nyot xDD awticwe +>w< Tying him ^-^ to ^.^ aught. UwU So, OwO putting him ^-^ to wage, +You shouwd ^.^ have ta'en th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his choler +And ^w^ pass'd him :33 unyewected. +BWUTUS. OwO Did you pewceive +ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ sowicit you in free >_> contempt +When ^.^ he >_> did :3 nyeed >_> youw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think +:33 That his >_> contempt uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bwuising ^-^ to you +When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cwush? ÚwÚ Why, xDD had >_> youw OwO bodies +:3 Nyo OwO heawt UwU among you? Ow xDD had you ^.^ tongues ^-^ to x3 cwy +uWu Against OwO the rectorship >_> of ^-^ judgment? +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you +Ewe :3 nyow ;;w;; denyied OwO the askew, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu again, +x3 Of him UwU that >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU mock, bestow +Your su'd-fow :33 tongues? +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^.^ nyot confirm'd: ^-^ we ^-^ may deny him >_> yet. +x3 SECOND CITIZENS. And uWu wiww deny him; +I'll ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed OwO voices >_> of UwU that :3 sound. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I ^w^ twice five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends ^-^ to piece +>_< 'em. +BWUTUS. UwU Get you x3 hence instantwy, ÚwÚ and tell x3 those fwiends +^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ chose :3 a >_> consuw UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ fwom them UwU take +Their liberties, ^-^ make them >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< voice +>w< Than UwU dogs, UwU that awe as >_< often beat uWu fow UwU bawking +UwU As OwO thewefowe ^-^ kept ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Wet them >_< assembwe; +And, uWu on :3 a OwO safew judgment, >w< aww ^w^ wevoke +Your ^w^ ignyowant election. xDD Enfowce his uWu pwide +And his ^.^ owd UwU hate x3 unto OwO you; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot +x3 With what >_> contempt ^.^ he :33 wowe OwO the humbwe weed; +OwO How in his suit ^.^ he scorn'd OwO you; uWu but >_> youw >_> wuvs, +^.^ Thinking x3 upon his OwO sewvices, took ^-^ fwom you +^-^ Th' appwehension >_> of his ÚwÚ pwesent >_> powtance, +>w< Which, UwU most gibingly, x3 ungwavewy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ fashion +:33 Aftew OwO the inveterate UwU hate ^.^ he uWu beaws you. +BWUTUS. >w< Way +OwO A fauwt uWu on >w< us, >_> youw xDD twibunyes, UwU that ^-^ we wabouw'd, +:3 Nyo uWu impediment >_> between, uWu but UwU that you >w< must +:3 Cast >_> youw >w< ewection uWu on >_> him. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Say you ^.^ chose him +Mowe aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ commandment than as >_< guided +By >_> youw >_> own OwO twue affections; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw uWu minds, +Pre-occupied with what you wathew >w< must ^-^ do +>w< Than what you x3 shouwd, :3 made you x3 against OwO the gwain +ÚwÚ To >w< voice him consuw. >w< Way OwO the fauwt uWu on ÚwÚ us. +BWUTUS. >w< Ay, spawe OwO us not. Say ^-^ we ;;w;; wead >_> wectuwes ^-^ to you, +OwO How >_> youngwy ^.^ he >_< began ^-^ to sewve his xDD countwy, +OwO How wong ^-^ continyued; ÚwÚ and what >w< stock ^.^ he spwings ^-^ of- +The x3 nyobwe house o' th' Mawcians; ^-^ fwom :3 whence came +:33 That xDD Ancus OwO Mawcius, x3 Nyuma's :33 daughtew's UwU son, +Who, aftew gweat Hostilius, here ÚwÚ was king; +x3 Of OwO the >_> same house :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and :33 Quintus OwO wewe, +:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< watew ^w^ bwought uWu by :33 conduits uWu hithew; +And x3 Censowinyus, ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ nyamed so, +;;w;; Twice being uWu by OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 chosen :3 censow, +>_> Was his gweat ancestow. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Onye ;;w;; thus descended, +:33 That ;;w;; hath >_> beside ;;w;; weww in his person wrought +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD set UwU high in place, ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ commend +ÚwÚ To >_> youw remembrances; uWu but you ^.^ have OwO found, +Scaling his ÚwÚ pwesent beawing with his ^.^ past, +:33 That :33 he's >_> youw uWu fixed enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevoke +Your ^w^ sudden appwobation. +BWUTUS. Say you :33 nye'ew xDD had done't- +uWu Hawp uWu on UwU that ^.^ stiww- uWu but uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO putting OwO on; +And presently, when you ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> youw ^w^ nyumbew, +Repair ^-^ to th' xDD Capitow. +CITIZENS. uWu wiww uWu wiww >w< so; ^w^ awmost >w< aww +Repent in theiw election. >_< Exeunt >_< pwebeians +BWUTUS. >_> Wet them >w< go OwO on; +:3 This UwU mutiny ;;w;; wewe better >w< put in ;;w;; hazawd +>w< Than ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ past UwU doubt, uWu fow ^-^ gweatew. +^.^ If, as his ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ^-^ faww in ;;w;; wage +x3 With theiw refusal, uWu both observe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew +The :3 vantage >_> of his ;;w;; angew. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ To th' Capitow, come. +We uWu wiww >w< be there before OwO the ^w^ stweam o' th' :33 peopwe; +And :3 this uWu shaww seem, as pawtwy ^.^ 'tis, theiw own, +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD goaded ;;w;; onwawd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. OwO A uWu stweet + +Cownyets. x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, MENyENyIUS, >w< aww OwO the OwO GENTWY, COMINIUS, +>_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew SENATORS + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, then, xDD had :3 made OwO nyew >_< head? +WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; which caus'd +Our OwO swiftew x3 composition. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ So then OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ stand uWu but as at :33 fiwst, +^-^ Weady, when UwU time uWu shaww :3 pwompt ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ^-^ make woad +ÚwÚ Upon's again. +COMINIUS. ^.^ They awe :33 wown, Wowd ^w^ Consuw, OwO so +:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww hardly in ^-^ ouw >_> ages UwU see +Their bannyews :33 wave again. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Saw you ^.^ Aufidius? +WAWTIUS. uWu On >w< safeguawd ^.^ he came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ cuwse +uWu Against OwO the >_< Vowsces, uWu fow uWu they xDD had OwO so vilely +Yiewded OwO the town. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to x3 Antium. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Spoke ^.^ he >_> of x3 me? +WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my :33 wowd. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? ^-^ What? +WAWTIUS. OwO How >_< often ^.^ he xDD had met you, >_< swowd ^-^ to swowd; +:33 That >_> of >w< aww >w< things x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he hated +Your person most; UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ pawn his :3 fowtunyes +ÚwÚ To uWu hopewess >_< westitution, OwO so ^.^ he UwU might +Be xDD caww'd >_> youw x3 vanquishew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ At xDD Antium ;;w;; wives x3 he? +WAWTIUS. ^.^ At x3 Antium. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ wish I xDD had :3 a cause ^-^ to >w< seek him there, +ÚwÚ To oppose his xDD hatwed UwU fuwwy. >w< Wewcome UwU home. + +x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS + +>_< Behowd, ^.^ these awe OwO the tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +The ^.^ tongues o' th' ^w^ common UwU mouth. I ^-^ do :3 despise ;;w;; them, +>_< Fow uWu they ^-^ do >_> pwank them in authowity, +uWu Against >w< aww x3 nyobwe uWu suffewance. +^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Pass nyo >_< fuwthew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! What :3 is ÚwÚ that? +BWUTUS. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be dangewous ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ on- nyo >_< fuwthew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What makes :3 this uWu change? +MENENIUS. The matter? +COMINIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ common? +BWUTUS. Cominyius, nyo. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have I xDD had ^-^ chiwdwen's uWu voices? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Twibunyes, ^w^ give ÚwÚ way: ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. +BWUTUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> him. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Stop, +Ow >w< aww uWu wiww ^-^ faww in >w< bwoiw. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw herd? +Must ^.^ these ^.^ have ;;w;; voices, UwU that can ÚwÚ yiewd them :3 nyow +And straight discwaim theiw :33 tongues? What awe >_> youw uWu offices? +You being theiw uWu mouths, x3 why UwU wuwe you ^.^ nyot theiw teeth? +>_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set them :3 on? +MENENIUS. Be ^-^ cawm, >w< be cawm. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a UwU puwpos'd :33 thing, ÚwÚ and grows uWu by pwot, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb OwO the uWu wiww >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyobiwity; +UwU Suffew't, ÚwÚ and live with such as cannyot UwU wuwe +Nyow >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be x3 wuw'd. +BWUTUS. ;;w;; Caww't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pwot. +The ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy you ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 wate, +When >w< cown ÚwÚ was >w< given them gratis, you ^w^ wepin'd; +^-^ Scandaw'd OwO the suppwiants uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD caww'd them +:3 Time-pweasews, flatterers, :33 foes ^-^ to ;;w;; nyobwenyess. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO knyown >_> befowe. +BWUTUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ to them all. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have you x3 infowm'd them sithence? +BWUTUS. :3 How? I infowm them! +COMINIUS. You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ do such :33 businyess. +BWUTUS. :3 Nyot OwO unwike +>_> Each uWu way ^-^ to better ^w^ youws. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why then shouwd I >w< be ^.^ consuw? By yond ÚwÚ cwouds, +>_> Wet me deserve OwO so i-iww as you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me +Your :3 fewwow x3 twibunye. +^.^ SICINyIUS. You show xDD too >w< much >_> of UwU that +>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ peopwe stir; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD pass +ÚwÚ To xDD whewe you awe UwU bound, you >w< must enquire >_> youw >_< way, +^w^ Which you awe >_< out :33 of, with :3 a >_< gentwew ^.^ spiwit, +Ow never >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as :3 a consuw, +Nyow ^.^ yoke with him uWu fow x3 twibunye. +MENENIUS. Let's >w< be cawm. +COMINIUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO abus'd; xDD set x3 on. :3 This x3 pawt'wing +:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Rome; :3 nyow >_> has Coriolanus +:33 Desewved :3 this OwO so dishonour'd :3 wub, >_> waid falsely +uWu I' th' ;;w;; pwain uWu way >_> of his mewit. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Teww me >_> of ^.^ cown! +:3 This ÚwÚ was my speech, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 speak't xDD again- +MENENIUS. :3 Nyot nyow, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyot in :3 this ÚwÚ heat, ;;w;; siw, OwO nyow. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow, as I live, I uWu wiww. +UwU My nobler fwiends, I crave theiw pawdons. +>_< Fow OwO the >w< mutabwe, rank-scented ^-^ meiny, let them +OwO Wegawd me as I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Thewein >w< behowd :3 themsewves. I uWu say uWu again, +UwU In ;;w;; soothing them ^-^ we :33 nyouwish >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw Senate +The cockle >_> of webewwion, :3 insowence, sedition, +^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ^.^ have plough'd for, sow'd, ÚwÚ and scatter'd, +By ;;w;; mingwing them with >w< us, OwO the UwU honyouw'd ^w^ nyumbew, +OwO Who wack ^.^ nyot uWu viwtue, no, :3 nyow :33 powew, uWu but UwU that +^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to uWu beggaws. +MENENIUS. Weww, nyo more. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu beseech you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? nyo ;;w;; mowe! +UwU As uWu fow my ;;w;; countwy I ^.^ have shed my blood, +:3 Nyot feawing >_> outwawd force, OwO so uWu shaww my >_< wungs +uWu Coin uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww theiw UwU decay x3 against x3 those measwes +^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< disdain shouwd uWu tettew >w< us, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ sought +The vewy uWu way ^-^ to catch ^.^ them. +BWUTUS. You speak o' th' ^w^ peopwe +UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to :3 punyish; ^.^ nyot +OwO A man >_> of theiw >_> infiwmity. +^.^ SICINyIUS. 'Twewe ;;w;; weww +We let OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD knyow't. +MENENIUS. >_> What, ;;w;; what? his ^-^ chowew? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Chowew! +Were I as uWu patient as OwO the xDD midnyight >w< sweep, +By :33 Juv, 'twouwd >w< be my mind! +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 mind +:33 That uWu shaww >_< wemain :3 a :3 poison xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +:3 Nyot :3 poison ^-^ any >_< fuwthew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww wemain! +>w< Heaw you :3 this Triton >_> of OwO the minnyows? >_< Mawk you +His absowute 'shall'? +COMINIUS. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^-^ fwom OwO the canon. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. 'Shaww'! +:3 O good uWu but UwU most unwise :33 patwicians! ÚwÚ Why, +You grave uWu but reckless senators, ^.^ have you ;;w;; thus +x3 Given Hydwa here ^-^ to OwO choose OwO an ^w^ officew +:33 That with his pewemptowy ;;w;; 'shaww,' being uWu but +The ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise o' th' monster's, ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot spirit +ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 he'ww xDD tuwn >_> youw cuwwent in :3 a ditch, +And ^-^ make >_> youw channel his? >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 powew, +;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, :33 awake +Your dangewous >_< wenyity. >w< If you awe ^.^ weawn'd, +Be ^.^ nyot as ^w^ common foows; ^-^ if you awe ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Wet them ^.^ have ^-^ cushions uWu by you. You awe ÚwÚ pwebeians, +>w< If uWu they >w< be >_< senyatows; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe nyo ^.^ wess, +^w^ When, uWu both >_> youw OwO voices bwended, OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ taste +uWu Most UwU pawates ;;w;; theiws. ^.^ They OwO choose theiw magistwate; +And such :3 a ^-^ onye as >_< he, ^-^ who ^-^ puts his ;;w;; 'shaww,' +His popuwaw ;;w;; 'shaww,' x3 against :3 a uWu gwavew ^.^ bench +>w< Than >w< evew uWu fwown'd in Gweece. By OwO Juv himself, +^w^ It makes OwO the consuws :3 base; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ;;w;; aches +ÚwÚ To >w< knyow, when two >_< authowities awe uWu up, +ÚwÚ Nyeithew uWu supweme, how >_> soon x3 confusion +May ÚwÚ entew :33 'twixt OwO the >_> gap >_> of uWu both ÚwÚ and UwU take +The ^-^ onye uWu by th' other. +COMINIUS. Weww, uWu on ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Whoevew >_> gave UwU that counsew ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 fowth +The >w< cown o' th' xDD stowehouse gratis, as 'twas :33 us'd +>_< Sometime in Greece- +MENENIUS. Weww, well, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Though there OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD had ^-^ mowe absowute ^.^ pow'w- +I uWu say uWu they uWu nyouwish'd :3 disobedience, ^-^ fed +The ruin >_> of OwO the state. +BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^w^ give +>_< Onye UwU that ^-^ speaks ;;w;; thus theiw voice? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll ^w^ give my uWu weasons, +Mowe worthier than theiw x3 voices. ^.^ They xDD knyow OwO the >w< cown +>_> Was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wecompense, >_> westing ;;w;; weww assur'd +^.^ They :33 nye'ew >_> did service ÚwÚ fow't; being ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to th' OwO waw +>_< Even when OwO the >_> nyavew >_> of OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ was >w< touch'd, +^.^ They would ^.^ nyot thwead OwO the xDD gates. :3 This >w< kind >_> of service +OwO Did ^.^ nyot deserve >w< cown :3 gwatis. >_> Being >w< i' th' war, +Their :33 mutinyies ÚwÚ and revolts, wherein uWu they show'd +uWu Most valour, xDD spoke ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ them. ^-^ Th' ;;w;; accusation +^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >_< often :3 made x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, +^-^ Aww cause >w< unbown, :33 couwd never >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ nyative +x3 Of ^-^ ouw OwO so :3 fwank donyation. Weww, what ^.^ then? +OwO How uWu shaww :3 this uWu bosom :33 muwtipwied OwO digest +The UwU Senyate's ÚwÚ couwtesy? >_> Wet deeds express +What's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be theiw xDD wowds: x3 'We >_> did xDD wequest xDD it; +We awe OwO the gweatew ^.^ poww, ÚwÚ and in OwO twue ;;w;; feaw +^.^ They >_> gave OwO us ^-^ ouw demands.' ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we debase +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ seats, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the rabble +^-^ Caww ^-^ ouw >_> cawes feaws; ;;w;; which uWu wiww in UwU time +:33 Bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the wocks o' th' Senate ÚwÚ and bwing in +The cwows ^-^ to ^w^ peck OwO the ^w^ eagwes. +MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ enyough. +BWUTUS. ^-^ Enyough, with xDD uvw measure. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, UwU take more. +What ^-^ may >w< be sworn >_> by, uWu both >_< divinye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; human, +>_> Seaw what I ^-^ end uWu withaw! :3 This double wowship, +:3 Whewe ^-^ onye part OwO does >w< disdain with ^-^ cause, OwO the uWu othew +>w< Insuwt ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ weason; xDD whewe gentwy, titwe, ;;w;; wisdom, +Cannyot conclude uWu but uWu by OwO the OwO yea ÚwÚ and nyo +x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw xDD ignyowance- ^.^ it >w< must x3 omit +OwO Weaw ^w^ nyecessities, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu way OwO the >_< whiwe +ÚwÚ To unstable slightness. :33 Puwpose OwO so baww'd, ^.^ it UwU fowwows +Nyothing :3 is x3 donye ^-^ to uWu puwpose. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech :3 you- +You UwU that uWu wiww >w< be less xDD feawfuw than UwU discweet; +:33 That love OwO the >_> fundamentaw part >_> of OwO state +Mowe than you x3 doubt OwO the >_> change >w< on't; UwU that :33 pwefew +OwO A x3 nyobwe life before :3 a long, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish +ÚwÚ To jump :3 a ÚwÚ body with :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ physic +^.^ That's ^w^ suwe >_> of death ^-^ without >_> it- at UwU once xDD pwuck >_< out +The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous UwU tongue; let them ^.^ nyot OwO wick +The ^w^ sweet ;;w;; which :3 is theiw :33 poison. Your ^-^ dishonyouw +^.^ Mangwes OwO twue judgment, ÚwÚ and bereaves OwO the OwO state +x3 Of UwU that integwity ;;w;; which shouwd become't, +:3 Nyot having OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the good ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, +>_< Fow th' i-iww ;;w;; which doth control't. +BWUTUS. xDD Has ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. +^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Has spoken >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew +UwU As ^-^ twaitows do. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Thou >_< wwetch, UwU despite xDD o'ewwhewm thee! +What shouwd OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do with ^.^ these uWu bawd xDD twibunyes, +uWu On xDD whom depending, theiw :33 obedience x3 faiws +ÚwÚ To OwO the gweatew xDD bench? UwU In :3 a webewwion, +When ^w^ what's ^.^ nyot :33 meet, uWu but what >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ was waw, +;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^w^ chosen; in :3 a better hour +>_> Wet what :3 is ^.^ meet >w< be ^w^ said ^.^ it >w< must >w< be :33 meet, +And thwow theiw power >w< i' th' OwO dust. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Manyifest xDD tweason! +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 a ^.^ consuw? >_< Nyo. +BWUTUS. The aediles, UwU ho! + +x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE + +>_> Wet him >w< be ^.^ appwehended. +^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go caww OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD [Exit ^-^ AEDIWE] in uWu whose name ^-^ mysewf +Attach ÚwÚ thee as :3 a twaitowous innovator, +OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' uWu pubwic :33 weaw. ÚwÚ Obey, I chawge ^.^ thee, +And follow ^-^ to UwU thinye >w< answew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ owd goat! +PATWICIANS. >w< We'ww ;;w;; suwety >_> him. +COMINIUS. OwO Ag'd ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hands UwU off. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, rotten :3 thing! ^w^ ow I uWu shaww >_< shake >w< thy bones +Out >_> of >w< thy :33 gawments. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Hewp, ye ;;w;; citizens! + +x3 Entew :3 a rabble >_> of ÚwÚ pwebeians, with OwO the xDD AEDIWES + +MENENIUS. uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ mowe :33 wespect. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Here's ^.^ he UwU that would UwU take ^-^ fwom you >w< aww >_> youw >_> powew. +BWUTUS. Seize ^w^ him, aediles. +PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with :3 him! ;;w;; down with :3 him! +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ Weapons, x3 weapons, uWu weapons! +^.^ [They >w< aww OwO bustwe about UwU COWIOWANyUS] +ALL. :3 Twibunyes! :33 patwicians! ;;w;; citizens! >_> What, UwU ho! Sicinius! +x3 Bwutus! Coriolanus! >w< Citizens! +PATWICIANS. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ stay, >_< howd, :3 peace! +MENENIUS. What :3 is about ^-^ to x3 be? I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< bweath; +^w^ Confusion's nyeaw; I cannyot speak. You tribunes +ÚwÚ To th' people- >w< Cowiowanyus, >_> patience! +xDD Speak, good :33 Sicinyius. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 peopwe; :3 peace! +PLEBEIANS. Let's hear ^-^ ouw x3 twibunye. UwU Peace! xDD Speak, ÚwÚ speak, speak. +^.^ SICINyIUS. You awe at point ^-^ to wose >_> youw x3 wibewties. +uWu Mawcius would ^.^ have >w< aww ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO Mawcius, +x3 Whom ^.^ wate you ^.^ have ^w^ nyam'd uWu fow consuw. +MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! +:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to kindle, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to quench. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ To unbuild OwO the >_< city, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu way >w< aww ^-^ fwat. +^.^ SICINyIUS. What :3 is OwO the :33 city uWu but OwO the :3 peopwe? +PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ Twue, +The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO the :33 city. +BWUTUS. By OwO the consent >_> of >w< aww ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 estabwish'd +The people's magistrates. +PLEBEIANS. You OwO so :33 wemain. +MENENIUS. And OwO so awe >_< wike ^-^ to do. +COMINIUS. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu way OwO the :33 city flat, +ÚwÚ To bwing OwO the >_< woof ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ foundation, +And :33 buwy >w< aww ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ distinctwy ;;w;; wanges +UwU In ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and piwes >_> of wuin. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This ^-^ desewves :33 death. +BWUTUS. Ow let OwO us ^.^ stand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw authowity +Ow let OwO us wose it. We ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, +:3 Upon OwO the part o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, in uWu whose power +We ;;w;; wewe >w< ewected theiws: uWu Mawcius :3 is >w< wowthy +x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. +^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Thewefowe uWu way howd >_> of him; +Beaw him ^-^ to th' ^-^ wock Tarpeian, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence +x3 Into destwuction UwU cast >_> him. +BWUTUS. AEdiwes, ÚwÚ seize >_> him. +PLEBEIANS. Yield, OwO Mawcius, yield. +MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me ^-^ onye ^w^ wowd; uWu beseech you, xDD Twibunyes, +>w< Heaw me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. +AEDILES. Peace, :3 peace! +MENENIUS. Be UwU that you seem, ^.^ twuwy >_> youw ^-^ countwy's OwO fwiend, +And temp'rately :33 pwoceed ^-^ to what you would +ÚwÚ Thus viowentwy redress. +BWUTUS. >_> Siw, x3 those x3 cowd :33 ways, +:33 That ÚwÚ seem >_< wike prudent >_< hewps, awe vewy poisonyous +:3 Whewe OwO the ^-^ disease :3 is viowent. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon him +And bear him ^-^ to OwO the wock. +[CORIOLANUS dwaws his ^w^ swowd] +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo: I'll die here. +There's >w< some UwU among you ^.^ have x3 behewd me fighting; +^w^ Come, twy x3 upon youwsewves what you ^.^ have uWu seen >_> me. +MENENIUS. x3 Down with UwU that :3 swowd! xDD Twibunyes, withdraw >_> awhiwe. +BWUTUS. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. +MENENIUS. Hewp OwO Mawcius, help, +You UwU that >w< be nyobwe; ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd. +PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with ^w^ him, ;;w;; down with :3 him! +[In :3 this UwU mutiny OwO the :3 TWIBUNyES, OwO the :3 AEDIWES, +ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ peopwe awe beat >w< in] +MENENIUS. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house; >w< be gone, >_> away. +^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyought >w< ewse. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get you gone. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Stand uWu fast; +We ^.^ have as many fwiends as enyemies. +MENENIUS. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The UwU gods forbid! +I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, UwU home ^-^ to >w< thy >_< house; +Weave OwO us ^-^ to cure :3 this ^.^ cause. +MENENIUS. >_< Fow 'tis :3 a >_> sowe x3 upon OwO us +You cannyot tent yourself; >w< be gone, uWu beseech you. +COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 bawbawians, as uWu they awe, +^-^ Though in >_> Wome >_> wittew'd; ^.^ nyot uWu Womans, as uWu they awe ;;w;; nyot, +^-^ Though uWu cawved >w< i' th' OwO powch o' th' xDD Capitow. +MENENIUS. Be gone. +x3 Put ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< wowthy ;;w;; wage OwO into >_> youw UwU tongue; +>_< Onye UwU time uWu wiww owe >_> anyothew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu On fair gwound +I :33 couwd beat forty >_> of ^.^ them. +MENENIUS. I :33 couwd ^-^ mysewf +;;w;; Take OwO up :3 a >w< bwace o' th' :33 best >_> of them; ^-^ yea, OwO the two twibunyes. +COMINIUS. But :3 nyow 'tis >_> odds uWu beyond awithmetic, +And :3 manhood :3 is xDD caww'd foolery when ^.^ it ^-^ stands +uWu Against :3 a fawwing ^w^ fabwic. uWu Wiww you hence, +Before OwO the tag >w< wetuwn? uWu whose ;;w;; wage doth rend +;;w;; Wike interrupted waters, ÚwÚ and o'erbear +What uWu they awe :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO beaw. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. +I'll twy whethew my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wit >w< be in xDD wequest +x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu but >w< wittwe; :3 this >w< must >w< be :33 patch'd +x3 With :33 cwoth >_> of ^-^ any cowouw. +COMINIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> away. +>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews +PATWICIANS. :3 This man >_> has >_> maww'd his xDD fowtunye. +MENENIUS. His ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is xDD too x3 nyobwe uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wowwd: +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot fwattew Neptune uWu fow his OwO twident, +Ow OwO Juv UwU fow's power ^-^ to ^w^ thundew. His ^w^ heawt's his ^-^ mouth; +What his uWu bweast >w< fowges, UwU that his :33 tongue >w< must >w< vent; +And, being :33 angwy, OwO does ^-^ fowget UwU that >w< evew +ÚwÚ He heard OwO the name >_> of :33 death. ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] +Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; wowk! +PATWICIANS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe :33 a-bed. +MENENIUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in xDD Tibew. +What OwO the :33 vengeance, :33 couwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot speak >w< 'em faiw? + +;;w;; We-entew xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and SICINyIUS, OwO the rabble UwU again + +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this UwU vipew +:33 That would depopuwate OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and +Be every man >w< himsewf? +MENENIUS. You >w< wowthy x3 Twibunyes- +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO the Tawpeian ^-^ wock +x3 With UwU wigowous OwO hands; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted waw, +And OwO thewefowe OwO waw uWu shaww :33 scown him further UwU twiaw +>w< Than OwO the sevewity >_> of OwO the uWu pubwic :33 powew, +^w^ Which ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ sets at nyought. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; weww xDD knyow +The x3 nyobwe tribunes awe OwO the people's uWu mouths, +And ^-^ we theiw hands. +PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ shaww, ^w^ suwe on't. +MENENIUS. >_> Siw, sir- +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! +MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot x3 cwy ^.^ havoc, xDD whewe you shouwd uWu but uWu hunt +x3 With modest wawwant. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, how x3 comes't UwU that you +>_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this xDD wescue? +MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me speak. +UwU As I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; consuw's >w< wowthinyess, +^w^ So can I name his ^w^ fauwts. +^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Consuw! What ^.^ consuw? +MENENIUS. The >_> consuw UwU Cowiowanyus. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He consul! +PLEBEIANS. No, no, no, no, nyo. +MENENIUS. ^.^ If, uWu by OwO the :33 twibunyes' leave, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, good ;;w;; peopwe, +I ^-^ may >w< be heard, I would crave :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow >_> two; +The ;;w;; which uWu shaww xDD tuwn you ^-^ to nyo further harm +>w< Than OwO so >w< much woss >_> of xDD time. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, then, +>_< Fow ^-^ we awe pewemptowy ^-^ to uWu dispatch +:3 This OwO vipewous traitor; ^-^ to eject him x3 hence +Were uWu but ^-^ onye danger, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep him here +Our ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is decreed +ÚwÚ He >_> dies to-nyight. +MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the good UwU gods fowbid +:33 That ^-^ ouw renowned Wome, uWu whose gratitude +Towawds xDD hew >w< desewved chiwdwen :3 is enroll'd +UwU In ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own book, >_< wike OwO an uWu unnyatuwaw dam +;;w;; Shouwd :3 nyow xDD eat OwO up xDD hew own! +^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ disease UwU that >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ cut >_> away. +MENENIUS. :33 O, :33 he's :3 a ^-^ wimb UwU that >_> has uWu but :3 a disease- +:33 Mowtaw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^w^ off: ^-^ to cure it, >w< easy. +What >_> has ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to >_> Wome that's >w< wowthy UwU death? +xDD Kiwwing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; enyemies, OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost- +^w^ Which I dare vouch :3 is ^-^ mowe than UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +By many OwO an ounce- ^.^ he dwopt ^.^ it uWu fow his country; +And what :3 is left, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it uWu by his ;;w;; countwy +Were ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww UwU that do't ÚwÚ and suffer ^.^ it +OwO A :3 bwand ^-^ to th' ^-^ end o' th' world. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is cwean ^.^ kam. +BWUTUS. >_< Mewewy awry. When ^.^ he >_> did love his xDD countwy, +^w^ It UwU honyouw'd >_> him. +^.^ SICINyIUS. The service >_> of OwO the ^.^ foot, +>_> Being UwU once ^.^ gangwen'd, :3 is ^.^ nyot then respected +>_< Fow what before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +BWUTUS. >w< We'ww hear nyo more. +UwU Puwsue him ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck him >_< thence, +Lest his infection, being >_> of ^.^ catching UwU nyatuwe, +Spread >_< fuwthew. +MENENIUS. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, ^-^ onye >_> wowd +:3 This tiger-footed wage, when ^.^ it uWu shaww find +The harm >_> of unscann'd uWu swiftnyess, wiww, xDD too :3 wate, +;;w;; Tie :33 weaden >w< pounds uWu to's heels. x3 Pwoceed uWu by UwU pwocess, +Lest uWu pawties- as ^.^ he :3 is uWu bewov'd- >_< bweak out, +And sack gweat >_> Wome with Romans. +BWUTUS. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; so- +^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ do ye tawk? +>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of his obedience- +Our ^.^ aediwes ÚwÚ smote, uWu ouwsewves wesisted? :33 Come! +MENENIUS. Consider :33 this: ^.^ he >_> has >_< been bwed >w< i' th' wars +x3 Since UwU 'a :33 couwd dwaw :3 a ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and :3 is i-iww school'd +UwU In bolted wanguage; >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan >_> togethew +ÚwÚ He throws ^-^ without distinction. >w< Give me leave, +I'll >w< go ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to bwing him +:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu by :3 a lawful >_> fowm, +UwU In :3 peace, ^-^ to his xDD utmost ^-^ pewiw. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, +^w^ It :3 is OwO the humanye OwO way; OwO the uWu othew ^-^ couwse +uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv xDD too bwoody, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ^.^ it +Unknyown ^-^ to OwO the :33 beginnying. +^.^ SICINyIUS. x3 Nyobwe xDD Menyenyius, +Be you then as OwO the people's uWu officew. +>w< Mastews, uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw weapons. +BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot UwU home. +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Meet uWu on OwO the mawket-pwace. >w< We'ww ^.^ attend you :3 thewe; +Whewe, ^-^ if you bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius, ^w^ we'ww :33 pwoceed +UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst way. +MENENIUS. I'll bwing him ^-^ to you. +uWu [To OwO the SENATORS] >_> Wet me desiwe >_> youw xDD company; ^.^ he >w< must xDD come, +Ow what :3 is wowst uWu wiww OwO fowwow. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Pway you wet's ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. The house >_> of COWIOWANyUS + +x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with NOBLES + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them >_< puww >w< aww about >_< minye eaws, ÚwÚ pwesent me +^.^ Death uWu on OwO the ^w^ wheew ^w^ ow at wiwd howses' heels; +Ow OwO piwe >w< ten :3 hiwws uWu on OwO the Tawpeian rock, +:33 That OwO the pwecipitation UwU might ;;w;; down ;;w;; stwetch +uWu Bewow OwO the beam >_> of :33 sight; ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I still +Be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^.^ them. +OwO FIWST OwO PATWICIAN. You ^-^ do OwO the nobler. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ muse my mothew +uWu Does ^.^ nyot appwuv me :3 fuwthew, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU wont +ÚwÚ To caww them woowwen ÚwÚ vassaws, >w< things created +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww with groats; ^-^ to show x3 bawe :3 heads +UwU In congregations, ^-^ to uWu yawn, >w< be stiww, ÚwÚ and >_< wondew, +When ^-^ onye uWu but >_> of my owdinyance ÚwÚ stood OwO up +ÚwÚ To speak >_> of xDD peace ^w^ ow waw. + +x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA + +I talk >_> of >w< you: +UwU Why >_> did you ^w^ wish me ÚwÚ miwdew? Wouwd you ^.^ have me +UwU Fawse ^-^ to my xDD nyatuwe? >_< Wathew uWu say I xDD pway +The man I ÚwÚ am. +VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, +I would ^.^ have xDD had you >w< put >_> youw power ;;w;; weww uWu on +Before you xDD had OwO wown ^.^ it >_< out. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet ^.^ go. +VOLUMNIA. You UwU might ^.^ have >_< been enough OwO the man you awe +x3 With x3 stwiving less ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^.^ wessew xDD had >_< been +The OwO thwawtings >_> of >_> youw OwO dispositions, ^-^ if +You xDD had ^.^ nyot show'd them how ye ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dispos'd, +Ewe uWu they >_< wack'd power ^-^ to cross you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them x3 hang. +VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< buwn ^w^ too. + +x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with OwO the SENATORS + +MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ have >_< been xDD too :3 wough, xDD something xDD too rough; +You >w< must xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and OwO mend it. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. There's nyo wemedy, +Unwess, uWu by ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ doing, ^-^ ouw good :33 city +^.^ Cweave in OwO the midst ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ counseww'd; +I ^.^ have :3 a OwO heawt as wittwe :3 apt as xDD youws, +But ÚwÚ yet :3 a bwain UwU that weads my ;;w;; use >_> of :3 angew +ÚwÚ To better vantage. +MENENIUS. ^.^ Weww said, x3 nyobwe woman! +Before ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus uWu stoop ^-^ to th' >_> hewd, uWu but UwU that +The viowent x3 fit o' th' UwU time x3 cwaves ^.^ it as ÚwÚ physic +>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe state, I would >w< put >_< minye xDD awmouw OwO on, +^w^ Which I can ^-^ scawcewy OwO beaw. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I x3 do? +MENENIUS. Wetuwn ^-^ to th' twibunyes. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, what then, what ^.^ then? +MENENIUS. Repent what you ^.^ have spoke. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Fow them! I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gods; +Must I then do't ^-^ to >w< them? +VOLUMNIA. You awe xDD too >w< absowute; +^-^ Though :3 thewein you can never >w< be xDD too x3 nyobwe +But when >_< extwemities speak. I ^.^ have heard you uWu say +^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ powicy, >_< wike unsevew'd fwiends, +uWu I' th' OwO waw ^-^ do gwow >_< togethew; gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and tell me +UwU In xDD peace what OwO each >_> of them uWu by th' uWu othew wose +:33 That uWu they ^.^ combinye ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush! +MENENIUS. OwO A good :3 demand. +VOLUMNIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu honyouw in >_> youw wars ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem +The >_> same you awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; which uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ends +You ^.^ adopt >_> youw ÚwÚ powicy, how :3 is ^.^ it less ^w^ ow >_< wowse +:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww howd companyionship in xDD peace +x3 With uWu honyouw as in waw; >_< since UwU that ^-^ to uWu both +^w^ It ^-^ stands in >_< wike request? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why x3 fowce you uWu this? +VOLUMNIA. xDD Because UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 wies you uWu on ^-^ to speak +ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by >_> youw >_> own instruction, +Nyow uWu by th' matter ;;w;; which >_> youw OwO heawt >_> pwompts you, +But with such uWu wowds UwU that awe uWu but ^w^ woted in +Your tongue, >w< though uWu but bastawds ÚwÚ and >w< sywwabwes +x3 Of nyo allowance ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ bosom's :33 twuth. +Nyow, :3 this nyo ^-^ mowe :3 dishonyouws you at >w< aww +>w< Than ^-^ to UwU take in :3 a ^-^ town with gentwe x3 wowds, +^w^ Which ewse would >w< put you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and +The ;;w;; hazawd >_> of >w< much bwood. +I would dissembwe with my ^-^ nyatuwe xDD whewe +UwU My :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and my fwiends at >_> stake requir'd +I shouwd ^-^ do OwO so in honyouw. I x3 am in :3 this +Your xDD wife, >_> youw UwU son, ^.^ these senators, OwO the OwO nyobwes; +And you uWu wiww wathew show ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wouts +OwO How you can ^.^ fwown, than uWu spend :3 a ^w^ fawn x3 upon >w< 'em +>_< Fow OwO the inheritance >_> of theiw loves ÚwÚ and >w< safeguawd +x3 Of what UwU that UwU want UwU might wuin. +MENENIUS. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ wady! +^w^ Come, >w< go with >w< us, speak ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may salve so, +:3 Nyot what :3 is dangewous >w< pwesent, uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wos +x3 Of what :3 is ^.^ past. +VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, UwU My UwU son, +uWu Go ^-^ to them with :3 this bonnyet in >w< thy >w< hand; +And ;;w;; thus :3 faw having stwetch'd >_> it- here >w< be with ^w^ them- +x3 Thy knee ^.^ bussing OwO the stones- uWu fow in such ^w^ businyes +UwU Action :3 is ;;w;; ewoquence, ÚwÚ and OwO the eyes >_> of th' ^w^ ignyowant +Mowe ^w^ weawnyed than OwO the >w< eaws- waving >w< thy uWu head, +^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; thus uWu cowwecting uWu thy-stout xDD heawt, +Nyow humbwe as OwO the ripest ^-^ muwbewwy +:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd OwO the handling. Ow uWu say ^-^ to them +Thou art theiw sowdiew :3 and, being bwed in :3 bwoiws, +xDD Hast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ soft uWu way which, :3 thou OwO dost uWu confess, +Were x3 fit uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to use, as uWu they ^-^ to xDD cwaim, +UwU In ^.^ asking theiw good :33 wuvs; uWu but :3 thou xDD wiwt fwame +:3 Thysewf, :33 fowsooth, heweaftew theirs, OwO so :3 faw +UwU As :3 thou x3 hast power ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson. +MENENIUS. :3 This uWu but x3 donye +>_< Even as ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, >_> why, theiw hearts ;;w;; wewe yours; +>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have pardons, being >w< ask'd, as free +UwU As uWu wowds ^-^ to wittwe uWu puwpose. +VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, +Go, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd; although I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD hadst wathew +Follow UwU thinye enemy in :3 a :33 fiewy >w< guwf +>w< Than fwattew him in :3 a bower. + +x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS + +;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ Cominyius. +COMINIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< i' th' mawket-pwace; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, 'tis x3 fit +You ^-^ make >w< stwong xDD pawty, ^w^ ow ^w^ defend yourself +By xDD cawmnyess ^w^ ow uWu by >w< absence; all's in ;;w;; angew. +MENENIUS. >_> Onwy fair xDD speech. +COMINIUS. I ÚwÚ think 'twill serve, ^-^ if ^.^ he +^w^ Can theweto fwame his spirit. +VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, uWu say you wiww, ÚwÚ and >w< go about it. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Must I >w< go show them my unbarb'd uWu sconce? Must I +x3 With my base :33 tongue ^w^ give ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe OwO heawt +OwO A lie UwU that ^.^ it >w< must bear? Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do't; +xDD Yet, ;;w;; wewe there uWu but :3 this >w< singwe plot ^-^ to :3 wose, +:3 This >_> mouwd >_> of OwO Mawcius, uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ dust shouwd ^.^ gwind it, +And thwow't x3 against OwO the wind. ÚwÚ To th' :33 mawket-pwace! +You ^.^ have >w< put me :3 nyow ^-^ to such :3 a part ;;w;; which never +I uWu shaww >w< dischawge ^-^ to th' wife. +COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ we'ww :3 pwompt you. +VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU son, as :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said +UwU My ^.^ pwaises :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, so, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my UwU pwaise uWu fow this, OwO pewfowm :3 a part +Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> befowe. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, I >w< must :3 do't. +Away, my >_> disposition, ÚwÚ and ^.^ possess me +uWu Some harlot's spirit! UwU My ^w^ thwoat >_> of OwO waw >w< be >_< tuwn'd, +^w^ Which >w< quiew'd with my ^.^ dwum, OwO into :3 a pipe +^w^ Smaww as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^w^ ow OwO the ;;w;; viwgin >w< voice +:33 That ;;w;; babies wuwws asweep! The >_> smiwes >_> of knyaves +uWu Tent in my :33 cheeks, ÚwÚ and schoowboys' ;;w;; teaws UwU take OwO up +The uWu gwasses >_> of my uWu sight! OwO A beggar's :33 tongue +UwU Make motion OwO thwough my wips, ÚwÚ and my UwU awm'd knees, +OwO Who bow'd uWu but in my >_< stiwwup, ^-^ bend >_< wike his +:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd OwO an awms! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU do't, +Lest I surcease ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_< minye >_> own truth, +And uWu by my body's >w< action teach my :33 mind +OwO A UwU most ^.^ inhewent :3 basenyess. +VOLUMNIA. ^.^ At >w< thy choice, xDD then. +ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of ^.^ thee, ^.^ it :3 is my ^-^ mowe ^-^ dishonyouw +>w< Than :3 thou >_> of ^.^ them. Come >w< aww ^-^ to wuin. >_> Wet +x3 Thy mothew wathew ;;w;; feew >w< thy uWu pwide than ;;w;; feaw +x3 Thy dangewous ^.^ stoutnyess; uWu fow I xDD mock at death +x3 With as xDD big OwO heawt as >w< thou. Do as :3 thou wist. +x3 Thy OwO vawiantnyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; +But owe >w< thy uWu pwide thysewf. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ content. +ÚwÚ Mothew, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the mawket-pwace; +>_< Chide me nyo more. I'll mountebank theiw >_> wuvs, +>_> Cog theiw hearts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and come UwU home bewov'd +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the twades in Rome. Look, I x3 am ^w^ going. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my wife. I'll xDD wetuwn consuw, +Ow never xDD twust ^-^ to what my :33 tongue can ^-^ do +uWu I' th' uWu way >_> of flattery >_< fuwthew. +VOLUMNIA. Do >_> youw uWu wiww. Exit +COMINIUS. xDD Away! The tribunes ^-^ do ^.^ attend you. x3 Awm yourself +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :33 miwdwy; uWu fow uWu they awe :33 pwepaw'd +x3 With x3 accusations, as I OwO heaw, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong +>w< Than awe x3 upon you >_> yet. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. The >_> wowd :3 is ^.^ 'miwdwy.' ;;w;; Pway you let OwO us ^.^ go. +>_> Wet them :3 accuse me uWu by x3 invention; I +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew in >_< minye honyouw. +MENENIUS. >w< Ay, uWu but xDD miwdwy. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, mildly >w< be ^.^ it x3 then- xDD miwdwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Rome. The Forum + +x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS + +BWUTUS. UwU In :3 this point chawge him home, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ affects +Tyrannical >_> powew. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ evade OwO us there, +xDD Enfowce him with his >_< envy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +And UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw ^w^ got uWu on OwO the Antiates +>_> Was :33 nye'ew distwibuted. + +x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE + +>_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ come? +uWu AEDIWE. >w< He's >w< coming. +BWUTUS. OwO How >w< accompanyied? +uWu AEDIWE. x3 With ^.^ owd xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD senyatows +:33 That :33 awways >_> favouw'd >_> him. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you :3 a >_> catawogue +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the OwO voices UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ pwocuw'd, +ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down uWu by th' poll? +uWu AEDIWE. I ^.^ have; 'tis weady. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you cowwected them uWu by ÚwÚ twibes? +uWu AEDIWE. I have. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^-^ Assembwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the ^w^ peopwe uWu hithew; +And when uWu they hear me uWu say ^.^ 'It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so +uWu I' th' ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO stwength o' th' uWu commons' >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew +>_< Fow >_< death, uWu fow fine, ^w^ ow ;;w;; banyishment, then let ;;w;; them, +>w< If I uWu say fine, x3 cwy xDD 'Finye!'- ^-^ if >_< death, x3 cwy UwU 'Death!' +uWu Insisting uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd prerogative +And power >w< i' th' >w< twuth o' th' ^.^ cause. +uWu AEDIWE. I uWu shaww infowm ^.^ them. +BWUTUS. And when such UwU time uWu they ^.^ have begun ^-^ to cwy, +>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot xDD cease, uWu but with :3 a >w< din xDD confus'd +xDD Enfowce OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution +x3 Of what ^-^ we uWu chance ^-^ to uWu sentence. +uWu AEDIWE. Very :33 weww. +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Make them >w< be ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ready uWu fow :3 this xDD hint, +When ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 hap ^-^ to give't ^.^ them. +BWUTUS. uWu Go about it. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE +x3 Put him ^-^ to choler ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 us'd +:33 Evew ^-^ to ^.^ conquew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have his wowth +x3 Of contwadiction; being UwU once chaf'd, ^.^ he cannyot +Be ^w^ wein'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU tempewance; then ^.^ he ^-^ speaks +What's in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is there ;;w;; which looks +x3 With OwO us ^-^ to >_< bweak his ÚwÚ nyeck. + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews + +^.^ SICINyIUS. Weww, here ^.^ he comes. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Cawmwy, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, as OwO an >_< ostwew, UwU that uWu fow th' ^-^ poowest piece +uWu Wiww bear OwO the ^.^ knyave uWu by th' volume. ^-^ Th' UwU honyouw'd UwU gods +Keep >_> Wome in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of :33 justice +Supplied with >w< wowthy >_< men! >_> pwant love among's! +Throng ^-^ ouw uWu wawge OwO tempwes with OwO the >w< shows >_> of :3 peace, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw >w< stweets with xDD waw! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! +MENENIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe wish. + +;;w;; We-entew the.AEDILE,with OwO the >_< pwebeians + +^.^ SICINyIUS. Draw uWu nyeaw, ye :33 peopwe. +uWu AEDIWE. List ^-^ to >_> youw twibunyes. ^w^ Audience! :3 peace, I :33 say! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. First, hear me speak. +BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, >w< say. Peace, UwU ho! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO chawg'd nyo further than :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent? +Must >w< aww xDD detewminye hewe? +^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; demand, +>w< If you x3 submit you ^-^ to OwO the people's ;;w;; voices, +Allow theiw ;;w;; officews, ÚwÚ and awe ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To suffer lawful ÚwÚ censuwe uWu fow such faults +UwU As uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. +MENENIUS. :33 Wo, >_< citizens, ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ content. +The ^.^ wawwike service ^.^ he >_> has >_< donye, >w< considew; ÚwÚ think +:3 Upon OwO the wounds his ÚwÚ body bears, ;;w;; which show +;;w;; Wike >_< gwaves >w< i' th' holy chuwchyawd. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Scwatches with briers, +Scars ^-^ to move laughter :33 onwy. +MENENIUS. Consider :3 fuwthew, +:33 That when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ^.^ citizen, +You find him >_< wike :3 a sowdiew; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take +His OwO woughew uWu accents uWu fow :33 mawicious :3 sounds, +But, as I ÚwÚ say, such as ÚwÚ become :3 a sowdiew +>_< Wathew than >_< envy you. +COMINIUS. Weww, well! :3 Nyo more. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What :3 is OwO the matter, +:33 That being ^w^ pass'd uWu fow >_> consuw with :33 fuww OwO voice, +I x3 am OwO so dishonour'd UwU that OwO the vewy hour +You UwU take ^.^ it x3 off OwO again? +^.^ SICINyIUS. Answer ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Say then; 'tis true, I ÚwÚ ought ÚwÚ so. +^.^ SICINyIUS. We chawge you UwU that you ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd ^-^ to UwU take +From >_> Wome >w< aww xDD season'd >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ wind +Yourself OwO into :3 a power tyrannical; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which you awe :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ How- >_< twaitow? +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, temperately! Your >w< pwomise. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. The fiwes >w< i' th' x3 wowest heww ^-^ fowd in OwO the peopwe! +^-^ Caww me theiw traitor! Thou xDD injuwious ÚwÚ twibunye! +xDD Within UwU thinye eyes xDD sat twenty ^w^ thousand deaths, +UwU In >w< thy ^.^ hands clutch'd as many >w< miwwions, in +x3 Thy lying :33 tongue uWu both numbers, I would uWu say +ÚwÚ 'Thou wiest' x3 unto ÚwÚ thee with :3 a >w< voice as free +UwU As I ^-^ do pray OwO the xDD gods. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Mawk you this, :3 peopwe? +PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ To th' rock, ^-^ to th' rock, with :3 him! +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! +We :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< put OwO nyew matter ^-^ to his :33 chawge. +What you ^.^ have uWu seen him ^-^ do ÚwÚ and heard him ÚwÚ speak, +OwO Beating >_> youw ;;w;; officews, ^-^ cuwsing yourselves, +Opposing ^-^ waws with xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and here :3 defying +Those uWu whose gweat power >w< must twy x3 him- x3 even this, +^w^ So cwiminyaw ÚwÚ and in such :3 capitaw kind, +:33 Desewves th' UwU extwemest :33 death. +BWUTUS. But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +Serv'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 Wome- +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What ^-^ do you ^w^ pwate >_> of service? +BWUTUS. I talk >_> of UwU that UwU that xDD knyow it. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. You! +MENENIUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the pwomise UwU that you :3 made >_> youw >_> mothew? +COMINIUS. Knyow, I pray :3 you- +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll xDD knyow nyo >_< fuwthew. +>_> Wet them OwO pwonyounce OwO the ÚwÚ steep Tawpeian >_< death, +>w< Vagabond x3 exiwe, flaying, pent ^-^ to wingew +But with :3 a gwain :3 a day, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy +Their UwU mewcy at OwO the x3 pwice >_> of ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, +Nyow >_< check my :33 couwage uWu fow what uWu they can >_> give, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have't with ^.^ saying 'Good mowwow.' +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ has- +UwU As >w< much as in him >w< wies- ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time +Envied x3 against OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >w< seeking :3 means +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck away theiw powew; as :3 nyow at last +x3 Given hostile xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot in OwO the :3 pwesence +x3 Of dreaded justice, uWu but uWu on OwO the ^.^ minyistews +:33 That ^-^ do >w< distwibute >_> it- in OwO the name o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, +And in OwO the power >_> of OwO us OwO the xDD twibunyes, >_> we, +Ev'n ^-^ fwom :3 this instant, ^w^ banyish him ^-^ ouw >_< city, +UwU In peril >_> of pwecipitation +From x3 off OwO the ^-^ wock Tarpeian, never ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ^-^ ouw >_> Wome xDD gates. uWu I' th' people's uWu nyame, +I uWu say ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be so! >_> Wet him >w< away! +>w< He's banish'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +COMINIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and my ^w^ common ^.^ fwiends- +^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heawing. +COMINIUS. >_> Wet me speak. +I ^.^ have >_< been consuw, ÚwÚ and can show uWu fow >_> Wome +Her enyemies' ^.^ mawks x3 upon >_> me. I ^-^ do love +UwU My ^-^ countwy's good with :3 a >_< wespect ^-^ mowe xDD tendew, +Mowe holy ÚwÚ and profound, than >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, +UwU My dear :3 wife's x3 estimate, xDD hew womb's OwO incwease +And >_> tweasuwe >_> of my loins. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if I would +^w^ Speak that- +^.^ SICINyIUS. We xDD knyow >_> youw dwift. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; what? +BWUTUS. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be said, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is banish'd, +UwU As enemy ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and his countwy. +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu YOU ^w^ common x3 cwy >_> of ^.^ cuws, uWu whose >_> bweath I UwU hate +UwU As >_> week o' th' rotten UwU fens, uWu whose loves I UwU pwize +UwU As OwO the UwU dead xDD cawcasses >_> of OwO unbuwied x3 men +:33 That ^-^ do corrupt my xDD aiw- I ^w^ banyish you. +And here >_< wemain with >_> youw uncewtainty! +>_> Wet every feebwe wumouw >_< shake >_> youw ^.^ heawts; +Your ;;w;; enyemies, with OwO nyodding >_> of theiw plumes, +Fan you OwO into despair! >_< Have OwO the power still +ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish >_> youw ÚwÚ defendews, ÚwÚ tiww at wength +Your xDD ignyowance- ;;w;; which ^.^ finds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it feews, +:33 Making uWu but ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of youwsewves +OwO Stiww >_> youw >_> own x3 foes- x3 dewivew you +UwU As UwU most ;;w;; abated captives ^-^ to >w< some >w< nyation +:33 That xDD won you ^-^ without blows! :33 Despising +>_< Fow you OwO the >_< city, ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn my >w< back; +Thewe :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ewsewhewe. +>_< Exeunt :3 COWIOWANyUS, +COMINIUS, MENyENyIUS, with OwO the uWu othew >_> PATWICIANS +uWu AEDIWE. The people's enemy :3 is gone, :3 is uWu gonye! +^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and thwow OwO up theiw caps] +PLEBEIANS. Our enemy :3 is banish'd, ^.^ he :3 is uWu gonye! Hoo-oo! +^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ him, +UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath follow'd you, with >w< aww xDD despite; +>w< Give him deserv'd vexation. >_> Wet :3 a guawd +x3 Attend OwO us OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. +PLEBEIANS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates; x3 come! +The UwU gods OwO pwesewve ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe tribunes! x3 Come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. Before :3 a xDD gate >_> of OwO the :33 city + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, +with OwO the x3 young :3 NyOBIWITY >_> of >_> Wome + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw teaws; :3 a bwief faweweww. The beast +x3 With many :3 heads ^.^ butts me >_> away. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, +:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient courage? You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd +ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< extwemities ÚwÚ was OwO the twiew >_> of spirits; +:33 That ^w^ common >_< chances ^w^ common x3 men :33 couwd bear; +:33 That when OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was UwU cawm >w< aww ^w^ boats alike +Show'd OwO mastewship in uWu fwoating; >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, +When UwU most struck home, being gentwe >_< wounded x3 cwaves +OwO A x3 nyobwe UwU cunnying. You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to woad me +x3 With OwO pwecepts UwU that would ^-^ make invincibwe +The OwO heawt UwU that ^w^ conn'd ^.^ them. +x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O >_< heavens! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD woman- +VOLUMNIA. Nyow OwO the wed pestilence strike >w< aww twades in Wome, +And ÚwÚ occupations >w< pewish! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> What, what, x3 what! +I uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd when I x3 am wack'd. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, +x3 Wesume UwU that spirit when you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +>w< If you xDD had >_< been OwO the UwU wife >_> of Hercules, +>_> Six >_> of his x3 wabouws ^w^ you'd ^.^ have >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO sav'd +Your xDD husband OwO so >w< much ^.^ sweat. Cominyius, +^.^ Dwoop not; ^.^ adieu. Faweweww, my xDD wife, my mother. +I'll ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >_> yet. Thou ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD Menyenyius, +x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe >_< sawtew than :3 a ^.^ youngew ÚwÚ man's +And ^.^ venyomous ^-^ to UwU thinye OwO eyes. UwU My sometime ^w^ Genyewaw, +I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee stewn, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ oft x3 behewd +^.^ Heawt-hawd'nying ;;w;; spectacwes; tell ^.^ these >_> sad >w< women +^.^ 'Tis OwO fond ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw inyevitabwe xDD stwokes, +UwU As 'tis ^-^ to waugh at >_< 'em. UwU My mothew, you ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww +UwU My hazawds still ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw sowace; ÚwÚ and +xDD Bewieve't ^.^ nyot ^.^ wightwy- >w< though I >w< go xDD awonye, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a lonely >_> dwagon, UwU that his >_< fen +:3 Makes >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^-^ mowe than :3 seen- >_> youw :3 son +uWu Wiww ^w^ ow exceed OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ ow >w< be >_> caught +x3 With uWu cautewous ÚwÚ baits ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. +VOLUMNIA. UwU My ^.^ fiwst UwU son, +Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? ;;w;; Take good Cominyius +x3 With ÚwÚ thee :33 awhiwe; xDD detewminye uWu on >w< some ^-^ couwse +Mowe than :3 a wiwd :3 expostuwe ^-^ to OwO each uWu chance +:33 That ^-^ stawts >w< i' th' uWu way before thee. +x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! +COMINIUS. I'll follow ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ month, devise with OwO the +:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt rest, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst hear >_> of >w< us, +And ^-^ we >_> of thee; so, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time OwO thwust :3 fowth +OwO A cause uWu fow >w< thy repeal, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send +uWu O'ew OwO the UwU vast x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a >w< singwe man, +And wose >w< advantage, ;;w;; which doth >w< evew cool +uWu I' th' absence >_> of OwO the nyeedew. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; +Thou x3 hast years x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too :33 fuww +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ waws' suwfeits ^-^ to >w< go x3 wuv with ^-^ onye +^.^ That's ÚwÚ yet unbwuis'd; bwing me uWu but >_< out at ;;w;; gate. +^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my ;;w;; deawest mothew, ÚwÚ and +UwU My fwiends >_> of x3 nyobwe OwO touch; when I x3 am >w< fowth, +UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and smile. I pray you come. +OwO Whiwe I >_< wemain :33 abuv OwO the gwound you uWu shaww +>w< Heaw ^-^ fwom me stiww, ÚwÚ and never >_> of me >w< aught +But what :3 is >_< wike me :3 fowmewwy. +MENENIUS. ^.^ That's :3 wowthiwy +UwU As ^-^ any ear can heaw. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ nyot weep. +>w< If I :33 couwd >_< shake x3 off uWu but ^-^ onye :3 seven years +From ^.^ these ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and ^.^ wegs, uWu by OwO the good >_< gods, +:3 I'd with ÚwÚ thee every foot. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. +x3 Come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate + +x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS with OwO the ^w^ AEDIWE + +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them >w< aww >_< home; :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww nyo >_< fuwthew. +The uWu nyobiwity awe vex'd, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU see ^.^ have ^.^ sided +UwU In his ^w^ behawf. +BWUTUS. Nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have shown ^-^ ouw :33 powew, +>_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ seem humbler aftew ^.^ it :3 is x3 donye +>w< Than when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< a-doing. +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them UwU home. +Say theiw gweat enemy :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and uWu they +Stand in theiw ÚwÚ ancient strength. +BWUTUS. :33 Dismiss them UwU home. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE +;;w;; Hewe comes his mother. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS + +^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 hew. +BWUTUS. Why? +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They uWu say she's ^w^ mad. +BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have ta'en ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< us; ^-^ keep uWu on >_> youw way. +VOLUMNIA. :33 O, Y'awe ;;w;; weww OwO met; th' hoawded pwague o' th' UwU gods +Wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuv! +MENENIUS. Peace, :3 peace, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. +VOLUMNIA. >w< If UwU that I :33 couwd uWu fow :3 weeping, you shouwd hear- +;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear :33 some. uWu [To OwO BWUTUS] uWu Wiww you >w< be gonye? +x3 VIWGIWIA. uWu [To SICINyIUS] You uWu shaww stay ^w^ too. I would I xDD had OwO the +power +ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO so ^-^ to my >_> husband. +^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Awe you >_> mankind? +VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, OwO foow; :3 is UwU that :3 a shame? ^-^ Nyote uWu but this, foow: +>_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 a man my fathew? uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< foxship +ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish him UwU that struck ^-^ mowe uWu bwows uWu fow >_> Wome +>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast spoken wowds? +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 O bwessed >_< heavens! +VOLUMNIA. ^-^ Moe x3 nyobwe uWu bwows than >w< evew :3 thou xDD wise :33 wowds; +And uWu fow :33 Wome's :33 good. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- ÚwÚ yet go! +;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt stay ^w^ too. I would my :3 son +Were in Arabia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ twibe before ^w^ him, +His good >_< swowd in his hand. +^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^.^ then? +x3 VIWGIWIA. What OwO then! +^-^ He'd ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy x3 postewity. +VOLUMNIA. Bastards ÚwÚ and all. +Good man, OwO the wounds UwU that ^.^ he OwO does bear uWu fow Rome! +MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ peace. +^.^ SICINyIUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had continyued ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy +UwU As ^.^ he uWu began, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot unknit ^-^ himsewf +The x3 nyobwe knot ^.^ he ^.^ made. +BWUTUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had. +VOLUMNIA. OwO 'I would ^.^ he had!' ÚwÚ 'Twas you :3 incens'd OwO the rabble- +UwU Cats UwU that can ;;w;; judge as fitly >_> of his wowth +UwU As I can >_> of x3 those ^.^ mystewies ;;w;; which >w< heaven +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 eawth ^-^ to know. +BWUTUS. >_> Pway, wet's ^.^ go. +VOLUMNIA. Nyow, pray, ;;w;; siw, >_< get you gone; +You ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a bwave :3 deed. Ewe you ÚwÚ go, hear :33 this: +UwU As :3 faw as doth OwO the Capitow exceed +The UwU meanyest house in Wome, OwO so :3 faw my ^-^ son- +:3 This lady's xDD husband ;;w;; hewe, this, ^-^ do you see?- +x3 Whom you ^.^ have banish'd OwO does exceed you an. +BWUTUS. Weww, well, ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you. +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why stay ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited +x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ wants xDD hew wits? >_< Exeunt UwU TWIBUNyES +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Take my ;;w;; pwayews with you. +I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had nyothing ewse ^-^ to ^-^ do +But ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my curses. Could I ^.^ meet >w< 'em +But UwU once :3 a day, ^.^ it would UwU uncwog my OwO heawt +x3 Of what :3 wies :33 heavy to't. +MENENIUS. You ^.^ have told them home, +And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you ^.^ have ^.^ cause. You'll sup with x3 me? +VOLUMNIA. :33 Angew's my ^-^ meat; I sup x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, +And OwO so uWu shaww stawve with :3 feeding. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. +Weave :3 this ^.^ faint puling ÚwÚ and >_> wament as I uWu do, +UwU In angew, >_< Junyo-wike. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. +>_< Exeunt VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and VIRGILIA +MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A >_> highway :3 between >_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD Antium + +x3 Entew :3 a UwU WOMAN ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 VOWSCE, meeting + +>w< WOMAN. I xDD knyow you well, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow me; >_> youw uWu nyame, I xDD think, +:3 is Adwian. +^-^ VOWSCE. ^w^ It :3 is so, sir. Twuwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot you. +>w< WOMAN. I x3 am :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and my services awe, as you awe, x3 against >_< 'em. +xDD Knyow you me :3 yet? +^-^ VOWSCE. OwO Nyicanyow? Nyo! +>w< WOMAN. The :33 same, sir. +^-^ VOWSCE. uWu YOU xDD had ^-^ mowe beard when I last ^-^ saw you, uWu but >_> youw :3 favouw :3 is +;;w;; weww appeaw'd uWu by >_> youw OwO tongue. What's OwO the UwU nyews in Rome? I ^.^ have :3 a +^-^ nyote ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, ^-^ to find you >_< out ^.^ thewe. You ^.^ have +;;w;; weww :33 saved me :3 a UwU day's >_> jouwnyey. +>w< WOMAN. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been in >_> Wome ÚwÚ stwange :33 insuwwections: OwO the ^w^ peopwe +x3 against OwO the senators, patwicians, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobwes. +^-^ VOWSCE. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ been! ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_< ended, ^.^ then? Our OwO state OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu they +awe in :3 a UwU most ^.^ wawwike :3 pwepawation, ÚwÚ and >w< hope ^-^ to come x3 upon them in +OwO the heat >_> of theiw ^-^ division. +>w< WOMAN. The x3 main ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ past, uWu but :3 a small xDD thing would ^-^ make +^.^ it flame ÚwÚ again; uWu fow OwO the nobles weceive OwO so ^-^ to OwO heawt OwO the banishment +>_> of UwU that >w< wowthy Coriolanus UwU that uWu they awe in :3 a wipe aptness ^-^ to UwU take +>w< aww power ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^-^ fwom them theiw tribunes +uWu fow ever. :3 This :3 wies >_< gwowing, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ awmost mature +uWu fow OwO the viowent breaking >_< out. +^-^ VOWSCE. Coriolanus banyish'd! +>w< WOMAN. Banyish'd, sir. +^-^ VOWSCE. You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome with :3 this intewwigence, :33 Nyicanyow. +>w< WOMAN. The :3 day sewves ;;w;; weww uWu fow them OwO nyow. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said OwO the +OwO fittest UwU time ^-^ to corrupt :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU wife :3 is when she's OwO faww'n >_< out +with xDD hew >_> husband. Your x3 nyobwe Tullus UwU Aufidius uWu wiww :3 appeaw ;;w;; weww in +^.^ these ^w^ waws, his gweat opposew, >w< Cowiowanyus, being :3 nyow in nyo +xDD wequest >_> of his countwy. +^-^ VOWSCE. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu choose. I x3 am UwU most >_> fowtunyate ;;w;; thus ;;w;; accidentawwy ^-^ to +uWu encountew OwO you; you ^.^ have UwU ended my businyess, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU mewwiwy +:33 accompany you UwU home. +>w< WOMAN. I uWu shaww :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and ^w^ suppew tell you UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >w< things +^-^ fwom Wome, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the good >_> of theiw advewsawies. >_< Have you +OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^w^ weady, uWu say you? +^-^ VOWSCE. OwO A UwU most :33 woyaw >_< onye: OwO the centurions ÚwÚ and theiw xDD chawges, +ÚwÚ distinctwy UwU biwweted, already in th' >_> entewtainment, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be uWu on +foot at OwO an hour's warning. +>w< WOMAN. I x3 am >_< joyfuw ^-^ to hear >_> of theiw readiness, ÚwÚ and x3 am OwO the man, I +xDD think, UwU that uWu shaww xDD set them in ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. UwU So, ;;w;; siw, >_> heawtiwy +;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 company. +^-^ VOWSCE. You UwU take my part ^-^ fwom uWu me, sir. I ^.^ have OwO the UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be +^.^ gwad >_> of ^w^ youws. +>w< WOMAN. Weww, let OwO us >w< go >w< togethew. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +x3 Antium. Before OwO AUFIDIUS' house + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in UwU mean :3 appawew, ÚwÚ disguis'd ÚwÚ and muffwed + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :33 city :3 is :3 this x3 Antium. ^-^ City, +^.^ 'Tis I UwU that :3 made >w< thy ;;w;; widows: many OwO an ÚwÚ heiw +x3 Of ^.^ these fair edifices fowe my wars +>_< Have I heard >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and dwop. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow me not. +Lest UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; wives with :33 spits ÚwÚ and :3 boys with ^w^ stonyes, +UwU In OwO puny ^-^ battwe ^.^ sway >_> me. + +x3 Entew OwO A uWu CITIZEN + +ÚwÚ Save you, sir. +>_< CITIZEN. And you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Diwect uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw wiww, +:3 Whewe gweat UwU Aufidius wies. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in >_< Antium? +>_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and UwU feasts OwO the nobles >_> of OwO the OwO state +^.^ At his house :3 this ^-^ nyight. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Which :3 is his OwO house, uWu beseech you? +>_< CITIZEN. :3 This here before you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Thank you, siw; faweweww. Exit uWu CITIZEN +:3 O UwU wowwd, >w< thy >w< swippewy >_< tuwns! >_< Fwiends :3 nyow fast >_> swown, +uWu Whose double >_< bosoms uWu seems ^-^ to wear ^-^ onye xDD heawt, +uWu Whose >_> houws, uWu whose :33 bed, uWu whose >_< meaw ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise +uWu Awe still togethew, ^-^ who >_< twin, as >_> 'twewe, in love, +Unseparable, uWu shaww within :3 this xDD houw, +uWu On :3 a >_< dissension >_> of :3 a >_> doit, >_< bweak >_< out +ÚwÚ To :33 bittewest >w< enmity; OwO so fewwest uWu foes, +uWu Whose ^.^ passions ÚwÚ and uWu whose >_< pwots ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep +ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the xDD othew, uWu by >w< some uWu chance, +uWu Some xDD twick ^.^ nyot wowth OwO an egg, uWu shaww gwow dear fwiends +And interjoin theiw xDD issues. ^w^ So with :3 me: +UwU My OwO biwthpwace UwU hate OwO I, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wuv's x3 upon +:3 This enemy town. I'll >_> entew. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ sway uWu me, +ÚwÚ He OwO does fair justice: ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ give me >_< way, +I'll ^-^ do his ;;w;; countwy uWu sewvice. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Antium. OwO AUFIDIUS' house + +:3 Music pways. x3 Entew OwO A ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. :3 Winye, winye, ;;w;; winye! What service :3 is :3 hewe! I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw +xDD fewwows awe asleep. Exit + +x3 Entew another ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +x3 SECOND x3 SERVANT.Where's UwU Cotus? UwU My ^w^ mastew calls uWu fow >_> him. +ÚwÚ Cotus! Exit + +x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >_< house. The feast smewws well, uWu but I +xDD Appeaw ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a >w< guest. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. What would you x3 have, fwiend? +>_> Whence awe you? Here's nyo place uWu fow >w< you: pray >w< go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. +Exit +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo better >_> entewtainment +UwU In being UwU Cowiowanyus. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +x3 SECOND SERVANT. >_> Whence awe you, sir? xDD Has OwO the powtew his eyes in his +head UwU that ^.^ he gives entwance ^-^ to such companyions? ;;w;; Pway >_< get you >_< out. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! +x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 Away? UwU Get you >_> away. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow th' art x3 twoubwesome. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. uWu Awe you OwO so bwave? I'll ^.^ have you >w< tawk'd with x3 anyon. + +x3 Entew :3 a third SERVINGMAN. The ^.^ fiwst xDD meets him + +uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^-^ fewwow's uWu this? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye as >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I cannyot >_< get him +>_< out o' th' >_< house. ÚwÚ Pwithee caww my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to >_> him. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, fewwow? ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid OwO the +>_< house. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet me uWu but uWu stand- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw hearth. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. What awe you? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A gentleman. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. OwO A :33 mawv'wwous UwU poow ^w^ onye. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Twue, OwO so I ÚwÚ am. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, UwU take OwO up >w< some uWu othew +>_> station; >w< hewe's nyo place uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you OwO avoid. x3 Come. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Follow >_> youw >_< function, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^w^ batten uWu on x3 cowd uWu bits. +uWu [Pushes him away ^-^ fwom xDD him] +uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> What, you uWu wiww not? ÚwÚ Pwithee tell my ^w^ mastew what :3 a +ÚwÚ stwange uWu guest ^.^ he >_> has here. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. And I shall. Exit +uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 Whewe OwO dweww'st thou? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Undew OwO the ^.^ canyopy. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD canyopy? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. Where's ÚwÚ that? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and crows. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and uWu cwows! +What OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! ;;w;; Then :3 thou OwO dweww'st with :3 daws too? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, I sewve ^.^ nyot >w< thy mastew. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^-^ How, :3 siw! Do you meddle with my ^.^ mastew? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay; 'tis OwO an ^.^ honyestew service than ^-^ to meddle with >w< thy +OwO mistwess. Thou OwO pwat'st ÚwÚ and prat'st; sewve with >w< thy UwU twenchew; +OwO hence! [Beats him xDD away] + +x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with OwO the uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this fewwow? +x3 SECOND SERVANT. Here, siw; :3 I'd ^.^ have >_> beaten him >_< wike :3 a dog, uWu but uWu fow +distuwbing OwO the uWu wowds within. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Whence ;;w;; com'st thou? What wouldst thou? x3 Thy name? +UwU Why OwO speak'st not? xDD Speak, xDD man. What's >w< thy name? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> [Unmuffwing] ^.^ If, Tullus, +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 thou uWu knyow'st uWu me, :3 and, >_< seeing uWu me, OwO dost ^.^ nyot +:33 Think me uWu fow OwO the man I OwO am, necessity +Commands me name ^-^ mysewf. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. What :3 is >w< thy name? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A name ^.^ unmusicaw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Vowscians' eaws, +And harsh in :33 sound ^-^ to >w< thinye. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? +Thou >_> has :3 a >w< gwim xDD appeawance, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; face +Bears :3 a xDD command in't; >w< though >w< thy x3 tackwe's ;;w;; town, +Thou ^.^ show'st :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu vessew. What's >w< thy name? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Pwepawe >w< thy uWu bwow ^-^ to x3 fwown- uWu knyow'st :3 thou me :3 yet? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. x3 Thy name? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My name :3 is ^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< pawticuwawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< Vowsces, +Great hurt ÚwÚ and >w< mischief; theweto witness ^-^ may +UwU My suwnyame, UwU Cowiowanyus. The painful UwU sewvice, +The extreme :33 dangews, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood +Shed uWu fow my x3 thankwess xDD countwy, awe requited +But with UwU that ;;w;; suwnyame- :3 a good memowy +And witness >_> of OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe +^w^ Which :3 thou shouldst bear >_> me. >_> Onwy UwU that name ^.^ wemains; +The cruelty ÚwÚ and >_< envy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +Pewmitted uWu by ^-^ ouw ^-^ dastawd nobles, ^-^ who +>_< Have >w< aww >_< fowsook uWu me, ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd OwO the rest, +An suffer'd me uWu by th' >w< voice >_> of slaves ^-^ to >w< be +uWu Whoop'd >_< out >_> of Rome. Nyow :3 this >_> extwemity +;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth; ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of hope, +:3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to :33 save my life; uWu fow ^-^ if +I xDD had >_< feaw'd >_< death, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men >w< i' th' x3 wowwd +I would ^.^ have ^.^ 'voided thee; uWu but in mere >_> spite, +ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww ;;w;; quit >_> of x3 those my UwU banyishews, +Stand I before ÚwÚ thee here. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast +OwO A OwO heawt >_> of wweak in ^.^ thee, UwU that xDD wiwt wevenge +>_< Thinye >_> own pawticuwaw ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and xDD stop x3 those ^.^ maims +x3 Of ÚwÚ shame uWu seen OwO thwough >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee straight +And ^-^ make my >w< misewy sewve >w< thy OwO tuwn. ^w^ So ;;w;; use ^.^ it +:33 That my wevengefuw services ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv +UwU As benefits ^-^ to thee; uWu fow I uWu wiww fight +uWu Against my >_< cank'wed ;;w;; countwy with OwO the uWu spween +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the uWu undew ;;w;; fiends. But ^-^ if OwO so >w< be +Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot this, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe :3 fowtunyes +xDD Th'awt tir'd, then, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ÚwÚ awso x3 am +^.^ Wongew ^-^ to live UwU most ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent +UwU My ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >w< mawice; +^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut would show ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a fool, +x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< evew ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ hate, +^w^ Dwawn tuns >_> of UwU bwood >_< out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bweast, +And cannyot live uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy shame, unwess +^w^ It >w< be ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee uWu sewvice. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 O OwO Mawcius, Mawcius! +>_> Each >_> wowd :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke ;;w;; hath xDD weeded ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt +OwO A >w< woot >_> of ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ envy. >w< If Jupiter +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom yond cwoud speak >_< divinye OwO things, +And uWu say ^-^ ''Tis true,' :3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe them ^-^ mowe +>w< Than ^.^ thee, >w< aww x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. >_> Wet me ^w^ twinye +Minye ÚwÚ awms about UwU that body, xDD whewe x3 against +UwU My ^w^ gwainyed ÚwÚ ash OwO an ^-^ hundwed xDD times ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke +And scaww'd OwO the ^-^ moon with spwintews; here I ^w^ cwip +The anviw >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 contest +UwU As >_> hotwy ÚwÚ and as ^w^ nyobwy with >w< thy love +UwU As >w< evew in ambitious OwO stwength I >_> did +Contend x3 against >w< thy vawouw. xDD Knyow :3 thou :33 fiwst, +I :33 wov'd OwO the maid I ÚwÚ mawwied; never man +OwO Sigh'd twuew >w< bweath; uWu but UwU that I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, +Thou x3 nyobwe :33 thing, ^-^ mowe >_> dances my UwU wapt OwO heawt +>w< Than when I ^.^ fiwst my ^w^ wedded ^w^ mistwess ^-^ saw +Bestride my thweshowd. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD Maws, I tell OwO the +We ^.^ have :3 a power uWu on ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO puwpose +>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< thy tawget ^-^ fwom >w< thy brawn, +Ow wose >_< minye arm for't. Thou x3 hast beat me >_< out +Twelve uWu sevewaw times, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^w^ nyightwy >_< since +Dreamt >_> of encountews :33 'twixt thyself ÚwÚ and :3 me- +We ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; down >_> togethew in my >w< sweep, +Unbuckling xDD hewms, >w< fisting OwO each other's throat- +And >w< wak'd half UwU dead with nothing. Wowthy OwO Mawcius, +Had ^-^ we nyo uWu othew >_< quawwew ewse ^-^ to >_> Wome uWu but UwU that +Thou art ^.^ thence banish'd, ^-^ we would uWu mustew >w< aww +From twewve ^-^ to seventy, :3 and, ÚwÚ pouwing OwO waw +x3 Into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of ;;w;; ungwatefuw Wome, +;;w;; Wike :3 a bowd flood o'ewbeat. :33 O, xDD come, >w< go ÚwÚ in, +And UwU take ^-^ ouw fwiendwy xDD senyatows uWu by th' x3 hands, +OwO Who :3 nyow awe ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ taking theiw leaves >_> of me +OwO Who x3 am :33 pwepaw'd x3 against >_> youw xDD tewwitowies, +^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Wome itself. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. You bless uWu me, x3 gods! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ most. absowute ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have +The leading >_> of UwU thinye >_> own wevenges, UwU take +^-^ Th' ^-^ onye half >_> of my xDD commission, ÚwÚ and xDD set >w< down- +UwU As :33 best :3 thou art expewienc'd, >_< since :3 thou uWu knyow'st +x3 Thy ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess- UwU thinye >_> own :33 ways, +:3 Whethew ^-^ to xDD knyock x3 against OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wome, +Ow ^w^ wudewy >w< visit them in pawts :3 wemote +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them ewe destroy. But come in; +>_> Wet me ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to x3 those UwU that uWu shaww +Say OwO yea ^-^ to >w< thy desiwes. OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO wewcomes! +And ^-^ mowe :3 a fwiend than e'ew OwO an enemy; +xDD Yet, OwO Mawcius, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ much. Your >w< hand; UwU most welcome! +>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS + +The two SERVINGMEN come :3 fowwawd + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> awtewation! +x3 SECOND SERVANT. By my ;;w;; hand, I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have strucken him with +:3 a UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind >_> gave me his clothes :3 made :3 a false wepowt +>_> of >_> him. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. What OwO an arm ^.^ he OwO has! ÚwÚ He tuwn'd me about with his +fingew ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; thumb, as ^-^ onye would xDD set OwO up :3 a top. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, I knew uWu by his ;;w;; face UwU that there ÚwÚ was xDD something in +him; ^.^ he ^-^ had, ;;w;; siw, :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; face, >w< methought- I cannyot tell how ^-^ to +term it. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He xDD had so, looking as ^.^ it wewe- Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, +uWu but I ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe in him than I :33 couwd uWu think. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ So >_> did OwO I, I'll >w< be swown. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the wawest +man >w< i' th' world. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but :3 a gweatew sowdiew than ^.^ he you ÚwÚ wot +x3 on. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. Who, my ^.^ mastew? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow ;;w;; that. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. Worth OwO six uWu on >_> him. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so neither; uWu but I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be OwO the +gweatew sowdiew. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ wook you, ^-^ onye cannyot tell how ^-^ to uWu say UwU that; +uWu fow OwO the :3 defence >_> of :3 a ^-^ town ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^w^ excewwent. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO an assauwt ^w^ too. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the third ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; swaves, I can tell you >w< nyews- UwU nyews, you wascaws! +uWu BOTH. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? Let's :33 pawtake. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a :3 Woman, >_> of >w< aww x3 nyations; +I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a :33 condemn'd xDD man. +uWu BOTH. >_< Whewefowe? >w< whewefowe? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >_< thwack ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- +^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU Why ^-^ do you uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw xDD genyewaw'? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw genyewaw,' uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 awways +good enough uWu fow >_> him. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we awe xDD fewwows ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< evew xDD too +^-^ hawd uWu fow ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu say OwO so :3 himsewf. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow him ^.^ diwectwy, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the troth +>w< on't; before xDD Cowiowi ^.^ he ^-^ scotch'd him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyotch'd him >_< wike :3 a +cawbonyado. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^.^ cannyibawwy uWu given, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have +:33 bwoiw'd ÚwÚ and eaten him ^w^ too. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy >w< nyews! +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :3 made uWu on here within as ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 son +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Mars; xDD set at uppew ^-^ end o' th' :3 tabwe; nyo xDD question +>w< asked him uWu by ^-^ any >_> of OwO the xDD senyatows uWu but uWu they ^.^ stand uWu bawd before >_> him. +Our ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ himsewf makes :3 a ^w^ mistwess >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ sanctifies ^-^ himsewf +with's ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns OwO up OwO the >_> white o' th' eye ^-^ to his ^w^ discouwse. +But OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ÚwÚ cut >w< i' th' middwe +ÚwÚ and uWu but ^-^ onye half >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 yestewday, uWu fow OwO the uWu othew >_> has half +uWu by OwO the ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and gwant >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ^-^ tabwe. He'll ÚwÚ go, ^.^ he uWu says, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; soww OwO the powtew >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ gates uWu by th' ears; ^.^ he uWu wiww mow >w< aww +;;w;; down before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD weave his ÚwÚ passage ^w^ poww'd. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. And :33 he's as >_< wike ^-^ to do't as ^-^ any man I can ;;w;; imaginye. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Do't! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do't; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> has as +many fwiends as enemies; ;;w;; which fwiends, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, durst +nyot- ÚwÚ wook you, sir- show themsewves, as ^-^ we term it, his fwiends, +UwU whiwst :33 he's in diwectitude. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_< Diwectitude? What's ÚwÚ that? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. But when uWu they uWu shaww >_> see, ;;w;; siw, his :3 cwest OwO up UwU again ÚwÚ and +OwO the man in blood, uWu they uWu wiww >_< out >_> of theiw ^.^ buwwows, >_< wike OwO conyies +aftew wain, ÚwÚ and revel OwO an with >_> him. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. But when :33 goes :3 this x3 fowwawd? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 To-mowwow, UwU to-day, >_> pwesentwy. You uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the +uWu dwum struck OwO up :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; 'tis as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu pawcew >_> of theiw +>w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed ewe uWu they wipe theiw lips. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a stiwwing x3 wowwd again. +:3 This xDD peace :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ to wust x3 iwon, OwO incwease ^-^ taiwows, ÚwÚ and +breed UwU bawwad-makews. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_> Wet me ^.^ have war, uWu say I; ^.^ it exceeds xDD peace as :3 faw as +:3 day OwO does >_< nyight; >w< it's spwitewy, ;;w;; waking, audible, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of vent. +xDD Peace :3 is :3 a vewy apoplexy, :3 wethawgy; xDD muww'd, >_< deaf, sleepy, +OwO insensibwe; :3 a xDD gettew >_> of ^-^ mowe xDD bastawd chiwdwen than waw's :3 a +^-^ destwoyew >_> of ^-^ men. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and as OwO waw in >w< some sort ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be +:3 a >_< wavishew, OwO so ^.^ it cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but xDD peace :3 is :3 a gweat maker >_> of +x3 cuckowds. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it makes x3 men UwU hate ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. Reason: ^.^ because uWu they then less :3 nyeed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. The +wars uWu fow my ^-^ monyey. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see Womans as UwU cheap as Vowscians. +^.^ They awe x3 wising, uWu they awe >w< wising. +uWu BOTH. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ in, in! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS + +^.^ SICINyIUS. We hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, neither :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> him. +His xDD wemedies awe :33 tame. The ÚwÚ pwesent xDD peace +And ^-^ quietnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ;;w;; which before +Were in wiwd UwU huwwy, here ^-^ do ^-^ make his fwiends +>_< Bwush UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ^-^ who wathew ^-^ had, +^-^ Though uWu they themsewves >_> did suffer by't, >w< behowd +Dissentious ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO pest'wing >w< stweets than UwU see +Our OwO twadesmen ;;w;; singing in theiw :33 shops, ÚwÚ and ^-^ going +About theiw ^.^ functions ^.^ fwiendwy. + +x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS + +BWUTUS. We ÚwÚ stood to't in good xDD time. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; Menyenyius? +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown UwU most >w< kind +x3 Of late. Hail, :3 siw! +MENENIUS. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you :33 both! +^.^ SICINyIUS. Your Coriolanus :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< much >_< miss'd +But with his >_< fwiends. The commonweawth doth ^.^ stand, +And OwO so would uWu do, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^-^ mowe :3 angwy at it. +MENENIUS. x3 Aww's well, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< much better +ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ have tempowiz'd. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, hear you? +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I hear OwO nyothing; his mothew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife +>w< Heaw nyothing ^-^ fwom >_> him. + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw xDD citizens + +CITIZENS. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve you :33 both! +^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU God-den, ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. +BWUTUS. x3 God-den ^-^ to you aww, >_< god-den ^-^ to you an. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Ourselves, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees +uWu Awe bound ^-^ to pray uWu fow you >_> both. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Live ÚwÚ and :33 thwive! +BWUTUS. Faweweww, >w< kind ^-^ nyeighbouws; ^-^ we :33 wish'd Coriolanus +Had :33 wov'd you as ^-^ we ÚwÚ did. +CITIZENS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep xDD you! +BOTH TWIBUNyES. Faweweww, faweweww. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a happier ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe comely UwU time +>w< Than when ^.^ these xDD fewwows ÚwÚ wan about OwO the >w< stweets +:33 Cwying UwU confusion. +BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ was +OwO A >w< wowthy ^w^ officew >w< i' OwO the war, uWu but :3 insowent, +O'ercome with :33 pwide, ambitious ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^-^ thinking, +uWu Sewf-woving- +^.^ SICINyIUS. And >_< affecting ^-^ onye >_> sowe thwonye, +Without ^w^ assistance. +MENENIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +^.^ SICINyIUS. We shouwd uWu by this, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO wamentation, +>w< If ^.^ he xDD had gonye :3 fowth consuw, ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +BWUTUS. The UwU gods ^.^ have ;;w;; weww >w< pwevented it, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome +^w^ Sits xDD safe ÚwÚ and still ^-^ without >_> him. + +x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE + +uWu AEDIWE. Wowthy xDD twibunyes, +Thewe :3 is :3 a slave, xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put in x3 pwison, +;;w;; Wepowts OwO the >_< Vowsces with uWu sevewaw >w< powews +uWu Awe ent'red in OwO the Woman xDD tewwitowies, +And with OwO the x3 deepest ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the OwO waw +Destroy what :3 wies before >_< 'em. +MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ Aufidius, +Who, hearing >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Mawcius' ;;w;; banyishment, +OwO Thwusts :3 fowth his howns UwU again OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, +^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe >_< insheww'd when uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ stood uWu fow Wome, +And durst ^.^ nyot UwU once UwU peep >_< out. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Come, what talk you >_> of :33 Mawcius? +BWUTUS. uWu Go UwU see :3 this ;;w;; wumouwew ;;w;; whipp'd. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be +The >_< Vowsces dare >_< bweak with ÚwÚ us. +MENENIUS. Cannyot xDD be! +We ^.^ have ÚwÚ wecowd UwU that vewy ;;w;; weww ^.^ it uWu can; +And three ;;w;; exampwes >_> of OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; hath >_< been +xDD Within my age. But reason with OwO the :3 fewwow +Before you punish ^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he heard this, +Lest you uWu shaww uWu chance ^-^ to x3 whip >_> youw infowmation +And beat OwO the :33 messengew ^-^ who >_< bids UwU bewawe +x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< dweaded. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot >_> me. +I xDD knyow :3 this cannyot UwU be. +BWUTUS. :3 Nyot Possible. + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. The nobles in gweat ;;w;; eawnyestnyess awe ^-^ going +^-^ Aww ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; >w< some UwU nyews :3 is come +:33 That ;;w;; tuwns theiw ;;w;; countenyances. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 this UwU swave- +uWu Go x3 whip him fowe OwO the people's x3 eyes- his waising, +Nyothing uWu but his >_< wepowt. +MESSENGEW. x3 Yes, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, +The slave's wepowt :3 is UwU seconded, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, +Mowe feawfuw, :3 is deliver'd. +^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ mowe :3 feawfuw? +MESSENGEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke ^-^ fweewy >_< out >_> of many x3 mouths- +OwO How pwobabwe I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> knyow- UwU that OwO Mawcius, +^.^ Join'd with ^.^ Aufidius, weads :3 a power >w< 'gainst Wome, +And >_< vows wevenge as xDD spacious as :3 between +The uWu young'st ÚwÚ and oldest >_> thing. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! +BWUTUS. Rais'd only UwU that OwO the x3 weakew sort ^-^ may ^w^ wish +Good uWu Mawcius UwU home again. +^.^ SICINyIUS. The vewy xDD twick uWu on 't. +MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is xDD unwikewy. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius can nyo ^-^ mowe >_> atonye +>w< Than :3 viowent'st ^.^ contwawiety. + +x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW + +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the Senate. +OwO A xDD feawfuw awmy, wed uWu by ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius +^.^ Associated with ^.^ Aufidius, ^w^ wages +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw xDD tewwitowies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have already +O'ewbownye theiw >_< way, UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and took +What uWu way before ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS + +COMINIUS. :33 O, you ^.^ have :3 made good ;;w;; wowk! +MENENIUS. What x3 nyews? what x3 nyews? +COMINIUS. You ^.^ have howp ^-^ to wavish >_> youw >_> own daughters ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ To OwO mewt OwO the :33 city weads x3 upon >_> youw :33 pates, +ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; wives dishonour'd ^-^ to >_> youw noses- +MENENIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? What's OwO the x3 nyews? +COMINIUS. Your OwO tempwes burned in theiw uWu cement, ÚwÚ and +Your franchises, xDD wheweon you OwO stood, :3 confin'd +x3 Into OwO an :33 augew's bore. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, >_> youw x3 nyews? +You ^.^ have :3 made fair work, I ;;w;; feaw >_> me. >_> Pway, >_> youw news. +>w< If uWu Mawcius shouwd >w< be xDD join'd wi' th' x3 Vowscians- +COMINIUS. >w< If! +ÚwÚ He :3 is theiw ^.^ god; ^.^ he weads them >_< wike :3 a xDD thing +^w^ Made uWu by >w< some uWu othew >w< deity than uWu Nyatuwe, +:33 That >_> shapes man bettew; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow him +uWu Against OwO us uWu bwats with nyo less >_< confidence +>w< Than :3 boys pursuing uWu summew OwO buttewfwies, +Ow xDD butchews :33 kiwwing uWu fwies. +MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made good work, +You ÚwÚ and >_> youw apron ^w^ men; you UwU that ÚwÚ stood OwO so >w< much +:3 Upon OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu occupation ÚwÚ and +The >_> bweath >_> of ÚwÚ gawwic-eatews! +COMINIUS. He'll >_< shake +Your >_> Wome about >_> youw x3 eaws. +MENENIUS. UwU As xDD Hewcuwes +OwO Did >_< shake ;;w;; down mewwow fruit. You ^.^ have :3 made fair ;;w;; wowk! +BWUTUS. But :3 is :3 this true, sir? +COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe +Before you find ^.^ it other. ^-^ Aww OwO the wegions +Do xDD smiwingwy x3 wevowt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who resists +uWu Awe ÚwÚ mock'd uWu fow ÚwÚ vawiant :33 ignyowance, +And pewish ;;w;; constant fools. OwO Who :3 is't can blame OwO him? +Your >_> enyemies ÚwÚ and his find xDD something in >_> him. +MENENIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye unwess +The x3 nyobwe man ^.^ have uWu mewcy. +COMINIUS. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask it? +The tribunes cannyot do't uWu fow >_< shame; OwO the ^w^ peopwe +>_> Desewve such ^-^ pity >_> of him as OwO the ^.^ wowf +uWu Does >_> of OwO the ;;w;; shephewds; uWu fow his :33 best fwiends, ^-^ if uWu they +;;w;; Shouwd uWu say uWu 'Be good ^-^ to Rome'- uWu they OwO chawg'd him x3 even +UwU As x3 those shouwd ^-^ do UwU that xDD had deserv'd his ^.^ hate, +And :3 thewein show'd OwO fike enyemies. +MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis true; +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO putting ^-^ to my house OwO the :3 bwand +:33 That shouwd consume it, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face +ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< 'Beseech you, >_> cease.' You ^.^ have :3 made fair x3 hands, +You ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwafts! You ^.^ have cwafted faiw! +COMINIUS. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwought +OwO A :3 twembwing x3 upon Wome, such as ÚwÚ was never +ÚwÚ S' ^-^ incapabwe >_> of uWu hewp. +BOTH TWIBUNyES. Say ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^w^ bwought it. +MENENIUS. ^w^ How! xDD Was't >_> we? We :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^.^ beasts +And >_> cowawdwy nobles, >_> gave uWu way x3 unto >_> youw UwU cwustews, +OwO Who >_> did ^-^ hoot him >_< out o' th' :33 city. +COMINIUS. But I ;;w;; feaw +>w< They'ww :3 woaw him in again. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, +The uWu second name >_> of ^-^ men, obeys his OwO points +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe his uWu officew. uWu Despewation +^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ powicy, UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, +:33 That >_> Wome can ^-^ make x3 against ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< twoop >_> of xDD citizens + +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 cwustews. +And :3 is UwU Aufidius with OwO him? You awe uWu they +:33 That :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU unwhowesome when you UwU cast +Your uWu stinking xDD gweasy :33 caps in :3 hooting at +Cowiowanyus' OwO exiwe. Nyow :33 he's ^w^ coming, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw x3 upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's head +^w^ Which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a OwO whip; as many uWu coxcombs +UwU As you >w< thwew :33 caps OwO up uWu wiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ tumbwe down, +And pay you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; +>w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd >_< buwn OwO us >w< aww OwO into ^-^ onye OwO coaw +We ^.^ have deserv'd it. +PLEBEIANS. OwO Faith, ^-^ we hear xDD feawfuw news. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, +When I ^w^ said ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, I ^w^ said 'twas ;;w;; pity. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did I; :3 and, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so >_> did vewy +many >_> of ÚwÚ us. :33 That ^-^ we :33 did, ^-^ we >_> did uWu fow OwO the best; ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we +willingly >_> consented ^-^ to his ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against ^-^ ouw +uWu wiww. +COMINIUS. Y'awe ÚwÚ goodwy OwO things, you ^.^ voices! +MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made +Good work, you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwy! ^w^ Shaww's ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? +COMINIUS. :33 O, ^-^ ay, what xDD ewse? +>_< Exeunt >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS +^.^ SICINyIUS. Go, masters, >_< get you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< dismay'd; +^.^ These awe :3 a >_> side UwU that would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have +:3 This OwO twue ;;w;; which uWu they OwO so ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. uWu Go home, +And show nyo >w< sign >_> of fear. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The UwU gods >w< be good ^-^ to >_< us! ^w^ Come, masters, wet's UwU home. I +>w< evew ^w^ said ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< i' th' :33 wwong when ^-^ we banish'd >_> him. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we all. But xDD come, wet's UwU home. +>_< Exeunt xDD citizens +BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this news. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Nyow :3 I. +BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. Wouwd half my wealth +Wouwd ^-^ buy :3 this uWu fow :3 a :33 wie! +^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +OwO A ^-^ camp at :3 a ^-^ showt uWu distance ^-^ fwom >_> Wome + +x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with his ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT + +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Do uWu they still UwU fwy ^-^ to th' >_< Woman? +WIEUTENyANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what :3 witchcwaft's in ^w^ him, uWu but +Your xDD sowdiews ;;w;; use him as OwO the OwO gwace fowe ^.^ meat, +Their talk at table, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ thanks at :3 end; +And you awe dawk'nyed in :3 this x3 action, ;;w;; siw, +>_< Even uWu by >_> youw >w< own. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I cannyot ^w^ hewp ^.^ it nyow, +>_< Unwess uWu by :3 using :3 means I ^.^ wame OwO the foot +x3 Of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws ^-^ himsewf ^-^ mowe OwO pwoudwiew, +>_< Even ^-^ to my ^.^ pewson, than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he would +When ^.^ fiwst I >_> did ^w^ embwace him; ÚwÚ yet his ^-^ nyatuwe +UwU In that's nyo changeling, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; excuse +What cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ amended. +WIEUTENyANT. >_> Yet I OwO wish, sir- +I >_> mean, uWu fow >_> youw pawticuwaw- you xDD had ^.^ nyot +^.^ Join'd in :33 commission with ^w^ him, uWu but ;;w;; eithew +Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO youwsewf, ^w^ ow ewse +ÚwÚ To him xDD had weft ^.^ it solely. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ;;w;; suwe, +When ^.^ he uWu shaww come ^-^ to his account, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot +What I can :3 uwge x3 against >_> him. UwU Awthough ^.^ it seems, +And OwO so ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ and :3 is nyo less apparent +ÚwÚ To th' UwU vuwgaw eye, UwU that ^.^ he uWu beaws >w< aww >w< things ^w^ faiwwy +And >w< shows good ;;w;; husbandwy uWu fow OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, +Fights >_< dwagon-wike, ÚwÚ and OwO does ;;w;; achieve as >_> soon +UwU As dwaw his swowd; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft undonye +:33 That ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< bweak his neck ^w^ ow ;;w;; hazawd >_< minye +UwU Whenye'ew ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD account. +WIEUTENyANT. >_> Siw, I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ think you :3 he'ww carry Rome? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to him ewe ^.^ he OwO sits down, +And OwO the uWu nyobiwity >_> of >_> Wome awe his; +The xDD senyatows ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians love him ^w^ too. +The tribunes awe nyo soldiers, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ peopwe +uWu Wiww >w< be as wash in OwO the repeal as ^-^ hasty +ÚwÚ To >_> expew him >_> thence. I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww >w< be ^-^ to >_> Wome +UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ ospwey ^-^ to OwO the uWu fish, ^-^ who ^-^ takes ^.^ it +By sovereignty >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +uWu Cawwy his honours even. :3 Whethew 'twas :33 pwide, +^w^ Which >_< out >_> of ;;w;; daiwy >_> fowtunye >w< evew >_> taints +The x3 happy >w< man; whethew x3 defect >_> of judgment, +ÚwÚ To x3 faiw in OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of x3 those >_< chances +^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lord >w< of; ^w^ ow whethew UwU nyatuwe, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu othew than ^-^ onye :33 thing, ^.^ nyot ^w^ moving +From th' >_> casque ^-^ to th' :33 cushion, uWu but ^-^ commanding xDD peace +>_< Even with OwO the >_> same austewity ÚwÚ and gawb +UwU As ^.^ he >_< contwoww'd OwO the waw; uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ these- +UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 spices >_> of them xDD aww- ^.^ nyot aww, +>_< Fow I dare OwO so :3 faw free x3 him- :3 made him fear'd, +^w^ So xDD hated, ÚwÚ and OwO so banyish'd. But ^.^ he >_> has :3 a merit +ÚwÚ To uWu choke ^.^ it in OwO the utt'wance. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw viwtues +Wie in th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of OwO the time; +And :33 powew, x3 unto itsewf UwU most xDD commendabwe, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a tomb OwO so evident as :3 a chair +^.^ T' UwU extow what ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< donye. +>_< Onye x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out ^-^ onye uWu fiwe; ^-^ onye >_< nyaiw, ^-^ onye nail; +Rights uWu by ^-^ wights ;;w;; fawtew, xDD stwengths uWu by xDD stwengths ^-^ do fail. +^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. ^w^ When, UwU Caius, >_> Wome :3 is thinye, +Thou art poow'st >_> of uWu aww; then :33 showtwy art :3 thou x3 minye. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and x3 BWUTUS, OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, with ÚwÚ othews + +MENENIUS. No, I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. You hear what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was sometime his general, ^-^ who :33 wov'd him +UwU In :3 a UwU most dear pawticuwaw. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd me uWu fathew; +But what o' ÚwÚ that? Go, you UwU that banish'd UwU him: +OwO A UwU miwe before his tent ^-^ faww down, ÚwÚ and knee +The uWu way OwO into his uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU coy'd +ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius ÚwÚ speak, I'll ^-^ keep at UwU home. +COMINIUS. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> me. +MENENIUS. Do you uWu heaw? +COMINIUS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye UwU time ^.^ he >_> did caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. +I urg'd ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd OwO acquaintance, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have bled >w< togethew. 'Coriolanus' +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew to; fowbid >w< aww ÚwÚ nyames; +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of nothing, ^-^ titwewess, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he xDD had x3 fowg'd ^-^ himsewf :3 a name >w< i' th' x3 fiwe +x3 Of burning Rome. +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, so! You ^.^ have :3 made good OwO wowk. +OwO A paiw >_> of tribunes UwU that ^.^ have uWu wwack'd uWu fow >_> Wome +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make coaws OwO cheap- :3 a x3 nyobwe memory! +COMINIUS. I >_> minded him how :33 woyaw 'twas ^-^ to pawdon +When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was less ^-^ expected; ^.^ he ^.^ wepwied, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 bawe >_> petition >_> of :3 a OwO state +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD whom uWu they xDD had ^-^ punyish'd. +MENENIUS. Very :33 weww. +Could ^.^ he uWu say less? +COMINIUS. I ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to :33 awaken his ^-^ wegawd +Fow's pwivate fwiends; his ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to me OwO was, +ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to OwO pick them in :3 a OwO piwe +x3 Of noisome >_> musty chaff. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said 'twas folly, +>_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ^-^ to xDD weave unbuwnt +And still ^-^ to nyose th' >_> offence. +MENENIUS. >_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow :3 two! +I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of those. His mothew, xDD wife, his OwO chiwd, +And :3 this bwave :3 fewwow :33 too- ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU gwains: +You awe OwO the >_> musty chaff, ÚwÚ and you awe >_> smewt +OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ moon. We >w< must >w< be buwnt uWu fow you. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, pray >w< be patient; ^-^ if you ^w^ wefuse >_> youw aid +UwU In :3 this OwO so nyevew-nyeeded help, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +Upbwaid's with ^-^ ouw xDD distwess. But ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if you +Wouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; pweadew, >_> youw good tongue, +Mowe than OwO the x3 instant ;;w;; awmy ^-^ we can >_> make, +OwO Might xDD stop ^-^ ouw countwyman. +MENENIUS. Nyo; I'll ^.^ nyot meddwe. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. +MENENIUS. What shouwd I x3 do? +BWUTUS. >_> Onwy ^-^ make UwU twiaw what >_> youw love can ^-^ do +>_< Fow Wome, towards OwO Mawcius. +MENENIUS. Weww, ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that uWu Mawcius +Wetuwn uWu me, as Cominyius :3 is wetuwn'd, +x3 Unheawd- what ^.^ then? +But as :3 a :33 discontented OwO fwiend, grief-shot +x3 With his >w< unkindnyess? Say't >w< be so? +^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Yet >_> youw good uWu wiww +Must ^.^ have UwU that ^w^ thanks ^-^ fwom >_> Wome aftew OwO the measuwe +UwU As you intended :33 weww. +MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ undewtake't; +I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww hear >_> me. >_> Yet ^-^ to bite his x3 wip +And >w< hum at good Cominyius >w< much unhearts >_> me. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 taken weww: ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; din'd; +The ^.^ veins ^-^ unfiww'd, ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is cold, ÚwÚ and then +We ;;w;; pout x3 upon OwO the morning, awe unapt +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 fowgive; uWu but when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd +^.^ These ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD conveyances >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood +x3 With xDD winye ÚwÚ and feeding, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 suppwew souws +>w< Than in ^-^ ouw :33 pwiest-wike >_< fasts. OwO Thewefowe I'll watch him +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be xDD dieted ^-^ to my UwU wequest, +And then I'll xDD set x3 upon >_> him. +BWUTUS. You xDD knyow OwO the vewy woad OwO into his >_> kindnyess +And cannyot wose >_> youw way. +MENENIUS. Good :33 faith, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, +Speed how ^.^ it uWu wiww. I uWu shaww ewe wong ^.^ have knowledge +x3 Of my xDD success. Exit +COMINIUS. He'll never hear >_> him. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :33 Nyot? +COMINIUS. I tell you ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ sit in ^.^ gowd, his eye +uWu Wed as 'twouwd >_< buwn Wome, ÚwÚ and his uWu injuwy +The gaowew ^-^ to his ;;w;; pity. I uWu knyeew'd before him; +ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ;;w;; faintwy ^.^ he ^w^ said 'Wise'; uWu dismiss'd me +ÚwÚ Thus with his ^.^ speechwess hand. What ^.^ he would uWu do, +ÚwÚ He x3 sent in :33 wwiting aftew me; what ^.^ he would ;;w;; nyot, +Bound with OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to his UwU conditions; +^w^ So UwU that >w< aww >w< hope :3 is vain, +>_< Unwess his x3 nyobwe mothew ÚwÚ and his xDD wife, +Who, as I OwO heaw, UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit him +>_< Fow UwU mewcy ^-^ to his countwy. OwO Thewefowe wet's hence, +And with ^-^ ouw fair :33 entweaties haste them x3 on. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ camp before >_> Wome + +x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ WATCH uWu on guawd + +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Stay. >_> Whence awe you? +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ÚwÚ Stand, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ back. +MENENIUS. You guawd >_< wike ^-^ men, 'tis ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, +I x3 am OwO an ^w^ officew >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and come +ÚwÚ To speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. From >_< whence? +MENENIUS. From Rome. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu YOU ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< pass; you >w< must ^w^ wetuwn. Our ^w^ genyewaw +uWu Wiww nyo ^-^ mowe hear ^-^ fwom >_> thence. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. You'll UwU see >_> youw >_> Wome >_< embwac'd with x3 fiwe before +You'll speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. +MENENIUS. Good my fwiends, +>w< If you ^.^ have heard >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw talk >_> of >_> Wome +And >_> of his fwiends there, ^.^ it :3 is lots ^-^ to >_> bwanks +UwU My name ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd >_> youw eaws: ^.^ it :3 is UwU Menyenyius. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Be ^.^ it >w< so; >w< go ^-^ back. The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw name +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot here passabwe. +MENENIUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, +x3 Thy ^w^ genyewaw :3 is my wuvw. I ^.^ have >_< been +The book >_> of his good acts :3 whence x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; wead +His ÚwÚ fame x3 unpawawwew'd uWu hapwy amplified; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< evew vewified my ^.^ fwiends- +x3 Of xDD whom :33 he's :33 chief- with >w< aww OwO the UwU size UwU that >w< vewity +Wouwd ^-^ without wapsing suffer. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO sometimes, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a boww x3 upon :3 a subtle >w< gwound, +I ^.^ have tumbwed ÚwÚ past OwO the :3 thwow, ÚwÚ and in his UwU pwaise +>_< Have ^w^ awmost ^.^ stamp'd OwO the :33 weasing; ^.^ thewefowe, fewwow, +I >w< must ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to UwU pass. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you xDD had told as many :3 wies in his behawf +as you ^.^ have UwU uttewed uWu wowds in >_> youw own, you shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD pass xDD hewe; +no, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to lie as ^-^ to live OwO chastewy. +OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. +MENENIUS. Prithee, fewwow, wemembew my name :3 is xDD Menyenyius, :33 awways +factionyawy uWu on OwO the party >_> of >_> youw ^.^ genyewaw. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Howsoever you ^.^ have >_< been his UwU wiaw, as you uWu say you +x3 have, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that, x3 tewwing OwO twue uWu undew ^w^ him, >w< must uWu say you cannyot +UwU pass. OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. +MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he >_> din'd, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? >_< Fow I would ^.^ nyot speak with +him ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. You awe :3 a :3 Woman, awe you? +MENENIUS. I x3 am as >w< thy ^w^ genyewaw is. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ;;w;; Then you shouwd UwU hate Wome, as ^.^ he >w< does. ^w^ Can you, when +you ^.^ have >w< push'd >_< out >_> youw ^w^ gates OwO the vewy defender >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and in +:3 a viowent popuwaw xDD ignyowance >w< given >_> youw enemy >_> youw x3 shiewd, ÚwÚ think +^-^ to xDD fwont his revenges with OwO the :33 easy groans >_> of ^.^ owd :3 women, OwO the +virginal pawms >_> of >_> youw daughtews, ^w^ ow with OwO the pawsied +:3 intewcession >_> of such :3 a >_< decay'd ^w^ dotant as you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 be? ^w^ Can you +ÚwÚ think ^-^ to blow >_< out OwO the intended x3 fiwe >_> youw :33 city :3 is ready ^-^ to flame +in with such uWu weak >_> bweath as uWu this? No, you awe ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO thewefowe +xDD back ^-^ to >_> Wome ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe uWu fow >_> youw uWu execution. You awe condemn'd; +^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_> has sworn you >_< out >_> of wepwieve ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. +MENENIUS. Sirrah, ^-^ if >w< thy x3 captain knew I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he would ;;w;; use me +with >w< estimation. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ^w^ Come, my x3 captain knows you not. +MENENIUS. I UwU mean >w< thy ^.^ genyewaw. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. UwU My ^w^ genyewaw >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. :3 Back, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ go, west I +let :3 fowth >_> youw half >_< pint >_> of bwood. ^.^ Back- that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of +>_> youw >w< having. :3 Back. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but fewwow, ÚwÚ fewwow- + +x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with OwO AUFIDIUS + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's OwO the matter? +MENENIUS. Nyow, you ^w^ companyion, I'll uWu say OwO an ewwand uWu fow OwO you; you uWu shaww +xDD knyow :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am in OwO estimation; you uWu shaww pewceive UwU that :3 a x3 Jack +OwO guawdant cannyot >w< office me ^-^ fwom my :3 son UwU Cowiowanyus. ^w^ Guess uWu but uWu by my +>_> entewtainment with him ^-^ if :3 thou stand'st ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' OwO state >_> of +x3 hanging, ^w^ ow >_> of >w< some death ^-^ mowe wong in >w< spectatowship ÚwÚ and crueller +in ^w^ suffewing; >w< behowd :3 nyow presently, ÚwÚ and :33 swoon uWu fow ^w^ what's ^-^ to come +x3 upon thee. The ^w^ gwowious UwU gods ^-^ sit in houwwy synod about >w< thy +pawticuwaw x3 pwospewity, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse than >w< thy ^.^ owd fathew +OwO Menyenyius does! :3 O my >_< son! my >_< son! :3 thou art preparing x3 fiwe uWu fow >_< us; +ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, >w< hewe's >w< watew ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench it. I ÚwÚ was hardly ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to come +^-^ to thee; uWu but being >_> assuwed UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd move ^.^ thee, I +^.^ have >_< been xDD bwown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ gates with ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to +pawdon >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >w< thy petitionary countrymen. The good UwU gods x3 assuage +>w< thy wwath, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of ^.^ it x3 upon :3 this vawwet xDD hewe; this, +:3 who, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwock, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; denyied my access ^-^ to thee. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! +MENENIUS. ^w^ How! >w< away! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Wife, mothew, OwO chiwd, I xDD knyow not. UwU My affairs +uWu Awe servanted ^-^ to ^.^ othews. ^-^ Though I owe +UwU My wevenge ^.^ pwopewwy, my >_> wemission :3 wies +UwU In ^.^ Vowscian uWu bweasts. :33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been familiar, +;;w;; Ingwate ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess uWu shaww :3 poison wathew +>w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ nyote how ^w^ much. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone. +Minye ears x3 against >_> youw ÚwÚ suits awe stronger than +Your ^w^ gates x3 against my :3 fowce. xDD Yet, uWu fow I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, +;;w;; Take :3 this ^.^ awong; I :3 wwit ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] +And would ^.^ have x3 sent it. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; wowd, xDD Menyenyius, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee speak. :3 This man, ^.^ Aufidius, +>_> Was my bewov'd in Rome; ÚwÚ yet :3 thou behold'st. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. You ^-^ keep :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 tempew. +>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw name ;;w;; Menyenyius? +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 speww, you >_> see, >_> of >w< much ^.^ powew! You xDD knyow OwO the +uWu way UwU home again. +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Do you hear how ^-^ we awe ^-^ shent uWu fow UwU keeping >_> youw +greatness back? +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What ^-^ cause, ^-^ do you xDD think, I ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 swoon? +MENENIUS. I neither cawe uWu fow th' x3 wowwd :3 nyow >_> youw :3 genyewaw; uWu fow such +>w< things as you, I can scarce ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's >_< any, >_< y'awe OwO so ^w^ swight. +ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a uWu wiww ^-^ to die uWu by ^-^ himsewf ^-^ feaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> anyothew. +>_> Wet >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ do his uWu wowst. >_< Fow you, >w< be UwU that you awe, xDD wong; +ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< misewy OwO incwease with >_> youw OwO age! I uWu say ^-^ to you, as I ÚwÚ was +^w^ said >w< to: xDD Away! Exit +OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO A x3 nyobwe fewwow, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. +x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. The >w< wowthy :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 genyewaw; :33 he's OwO the rock, OwO the +xDD oak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ wind-shaken. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The tent >_> of COWIOWANyUS + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ AUFIDIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. We uWu wiww before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of >_> Wome to-morrow +ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^w^ host. UwU My ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this x3 action, +You >w< must wepowt ^-^ to th' ^.^ Vowscian uWu wowds how ^-^ pwainwy +I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this :33 businyess. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Onwy theiw ends +You ^.^ have OwO wespected; stopp'd >_> youw ears x3 against +The ^w^ genyewaw suit >_> of Rome; never ;;w;; admitted +OwO A pwivate >_> whispew- no, ^.^ nyot with such fwiends +:33 That ^w^ thought them ^w^ suwe >_> of you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 This last ^.^ owd man, +x3 Whom with cwack'd OwO heawt I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to Wome, +UwU Wov'd me :33 abuv OwO the measuwe >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; +;;w;; Nyay, godded me :3 indeed. Their :3 watest UwU wefuge +>_> Was ^-^ to ^-^ send him; uWu fow uWu whose ^.^ owd love I :33 have- +^-^ Though I show'd ^.^ souwwy ^-^ to x3 him- UwU once ^-^ mowe ^.^ offew'd +The ^.^ fiwst :3 conditions, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did ^w^ wefuse +And cannyot :3 nyow >w< accept. ÚwÚ To OwO gwace him only, +:33 That ^w^ thought ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 mowe, :3 a vewy wittwe +I ^.^ have >w< yiewded to; ^.^ fwesh embassies ÚwÚ and suits, +Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO state :3 nyow pwivate fwiends, heweaftew +uWu Wiww I lend ear x3 to. OwO [Shout ^w^ within] Ha! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? +:33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted ^-^ to UwU infwinge my x3 vow +UwU In OwO the >_> same UwU time 'tis xDD made? I uWu wiww not. + +OwO Entew, in ÚwÚ mouwnying >_> habits, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, VAWEWIA, +OwO YOUNG MARCIUS, with attendants + +UwU My UwU wife comes fowemost, then OwO the UwU honyouw'd >_> mouwd +OwO Whewein :3 this twunk ÚwÚ was fram'd, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew hand +The ÚwÚ gwandchiwd ^-^ to xDD hew bwood. But out, affection! +^-^ Aww bond ÚwÚ and UwU pwiviwege >_> of UwU nyatuwe, break! +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be obstinyate. +What :3 is UwU that ^w^ cuwtsy worth? ^w^ ow x3 those xDD duvs' >_> eyes, +^w^ Which can ^-^ make UwU gods >_> fowswown? I mewt, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot +x3 Of stronger :3 eawth than ^.^ othews. UwU My mothew bows, +UwU As ^-^ if xDD Owympus ^-^ to :3 a OwO mowehiww shouwd +UwU In xDD suppwication ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 boy +;;w;; Hath OwO an aspect >_> of :3 intewcession ;;w;; which +Great ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwies ;;w;; 'Deny not.' >_> Wet OwO the >_< Vowsces +Plough >_> Wome ÚwÚ and harrow Italy; I'll never +Be such :3 a gosling ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> instinct, uWu but ^.^ stand +UwU As ^-^ if :3 a man ;;w;; wewe >_< authow >_> of ^-^ himsewf +And knew nyo uWu othew kin. +x3 VIWGIWIA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ husband! +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ These eyes awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> same I :33 wowe in Rome. +x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU sowwow UwU that delivers OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< chang'd +:3 Makes you ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 duww actow :3 nyow +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my part ÚwÚ and I x3 am out, +>_< Even ^-^ to :3 a :33 fuww x3 disgwace. :33 Best >_> of my x3 fwesh, +uWu Fowgive my tyranny; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, +>_< Fow UwU that, uWu 'Fowgive ^-^ ouw >w< Womans.' :33 O, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss +Wong as my x3 exiwe, ^w^ sweet as my wevenge! +Nyow, uWu by OwO the x3 jeawous queen >_> of UwU heaven, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss +I xDD cawwied ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and my OwO twue x3 wip +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ viwgin'd ^.^ it e'ew since. You x3 gods! I ;;w;; pwate, +And OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe mothew >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd +Weave unsaluted. x3 Sink, my xDD knyee, >w< i' th' eawth; OwO [Knyeews] +x3 Of >w< thy ^-^ deep >_> duty ^-^ mowe >w< impwession show +>w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ common :33 sons. +VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ stand OwO up bwest! +>w< Whiwst with nyo ^w^ softew >_< cushion than OwO the fwint +I knyeew before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu unpwopewwy +Show duty, as ^w^ mistaken >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe +>w< Between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and parent. OwO [Knyeews] +uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's uWu this? +Your knyees ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >_> youw cowwected xDD son? +;;w;; Then let OwO the pebbles uWu on OwO the x3 hungwy :3 beach +Fillip OwO the staws; then let OwO the mutinyous x3 winds +Stwike OwO the >_> pwoud cedars >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 fiewy >_> sun, +x3 Muwd'wing impossibility, ^-^ to ^-^ make +What cannyot >w< be ^w^ swight OwO wowk. +VOLUMNIA. Thou art my wawwiow; +I howp ^-^ to fwame thee. Do you xDD knyow :3 this >w< wady? +uWu COWIOWANyUS. The x3 nyobwe ^-^ sistew >_> of x3 Pubwicowa, +The ^-^ moon >_> of Wome, >_< chaste as OwO the ;;w;; icicwe +^.^ That's >_< cuwdied uWu by OwO the >_> fwost ^-^ fwom puwest snyow, +And OwO hangs uWu on ^w^ Dian's temple- dear >_< Vawewia! +VOLUMNIA. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; epitome >_> of xDD youws, +^w^ Which uWu by th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of :33 fuww UwU time +May show >_< wike >w< aww OwO youwsewf. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. The god >_> of soldiers, +x3 With OwO the consent >_> of uWu supweme :33 Juv, infowm +x3 Thy >_> thoughts with :33 nyobwenyess, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame unvulnerable, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >w< i' th' wars +;;w;; Wike :3 a gweat sea-mark, standing every fwaw, +And saving x3 those UwU that eye thee! +VOLUMNIA. Your xDD knyee, sirrah. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ That's my bwave ÚwÚ boy. +VOLUMNIA. >_< Even >_< he, >_> youw xDD wife, :3 this >w< wady, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, +uWu Awe suitows ^-^ to you. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu beseech you, :3 peace! +Or, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd ^-^ ask, wemembew :3 this x3 befowe: +The xDD thing I ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ to gwant ^-^ may never +Be held uWu by you ;;w;; denyiaws. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me +:33 Dismiss my soldiers, ^w^ ow >_< capituwate +>_> Again with :33 Wome's >_> mechanyics. >_> Teww me ^.^ nyot +OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ seem OwO unnyatuwaw; desiwe ^.^ nyot +;;w;; T'awway my ^w^ wages ÚwÚ and revenges with +Your colder weasons. +VOLUMNIA. :33 O, nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! +You ^.^ have ^w^ said you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot gwant OwO us ^-^ any :3 thing- +>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU that +^w^ Which you deny ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ask, +That, ^-^ if you x3 faiw in ^-^ ouw UwU wequest, OwO the blame +May >_> hang x3 upon >_> youw xDD hawdnyess; OwO thewefowe hear ÚwÚ us. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Aufidius, ÚwÚ and you >_< Vowsces, mawk; uWu fow ^w^ we'ww +>w< Heaw UwU nyought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome in ^w^ pwivate. Your request? +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ waiment +And OwO state >_> of OwO bodies would uWu bewway what life +We ^.^ have wed >_< since >w< thy OwO exiwe. :33 Think with thyself +OwO How ^-^ mowe >_< unfowtunyate than >w< aww :3 wiving >w< women +uWu Awe ^-^ we come uWu hithew; >_< since UwU that >w< thy ^-^ sight, ;;w;; which shouwd +UwU Make ^-^ ouw eyes flow with joy, hearts ^-^ dance with ^w^ comfowts, +Constwains them weep ÚwÚ and >_< shake with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, +:33 Making OwO the mothew, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ^-^ to UwU see +The UwU son, OwO the xDD husband, ÚwÚ and OwO the fathew, >w< teawing +His ^-^ countwy's uWu bowews >_< out. And ^-^ to UwU poow ^-^ we +>_< Thinye uWu enmity's UwU most capitaw: :3 thou x3 baw'st OwO us +Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a comfort +:33 That >w< aww uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ enjoy. >_< Fow how can >_> we, +^.^ Awas, how can ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy pray, +xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe UwU bound, >_> togethew with >w< thy ;;w;; victowy, +xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ bound? Awack, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wose +The xDD countwy, ^-^ ouw dear ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow ewse >w< thy ^.^ pewson, +Our comfort in OwO the countwy. We >w< must find +An evident calamity, >w< though ^-^ we xDD had +Our OwO wish, ;;w;; which >_> side shouwd ^.^ win; uWu fow ;;w;; eithew :3 thou +Must as :3 a foweign ^.^ wecweant >w< be wed +x3 With manyacwes OwO thwough ^-^ ouw stweets, ^w^ ow ewse +>_< Twiumphantwy ÚwÚ twead uWu on >w< thy ^-^ countwy's wuin, +And bear OwO the pawm uWu fow having bravely shed +x3 Thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU son, +I OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tiww +^.^ These wars ÚwÚ detewminye; ^-^ if I can ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee +>_< Wathew ^-^ to show :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu both pawts +>w< Than >w< seek OwO the ^-^ end >_> of one, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner +ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to assauwt >w< thy ;;w;; countwy than ^-^ to twead- +OwO Twust to't, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyot- uWu on >w< thy >_> mothew's >_> womb +:33 That ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this world. +x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, +:33 That ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 this :3 boy ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw name +Living ^-^ to xDD time. +>_< BOY. 'A uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twead uWu on UwU me! +I'll run away ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU biggew, uWu but then I'll ^w^ fight. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tenderness ^-^ to >w< be +uWu Wequiwes :3 nyow >w< chiwd :3 nyow :3 woman's ;;w;; face ^-^ to :3 see. +I ^.^ have xDD sat xDD too UwU wong. [Wising] +VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO thus. +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO so UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD wequest >_> did tend +ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the uWu Womans, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to >_< destwoy +The >_< Vowsces xDD whom you serve, you UwU might condemn OwO us +UwU As poisonyous >_> of >_> youw honyouw. No, ^-^ ouw suit +^-^ Is UwU that you weconciwe them: >_< whiwe OwO the >_< Vowsces +May uWu say >_< 'This UwU mewcy ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ show'd,' OwO the Womans +>_< 'This ^-^ we UwU weceiv'd,' ÚwÚ and OwO each in ;;w;; eithew >_> side +>w< Give OwO the all-hail ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu 'Be bwest +>_< Fow :33 making OwO up :3 this peace!' Thou >_< knyow'st, gweat UwU son, +The ^-^ end >_> of waw's :33 uncewtain; uWu but :3 this ^w^ cewtain, +That, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO conquew Wome, OwO the benefit +^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ theweby :33 weap :3 is such :3 a name +uWu Whose x3 wepetition uWu wiww >w< be dogg'd with x3 cuwses; +uWu Whose ^-^ chwonyicwe ;;w;; thus x3 wwit: xDD 'The man ÚwÚ was noble, +But with his last ^-^ attempt ^.^ he ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it out, +Destroy'd his xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and his name remains +ÚwÚ To th' >w< ensuing :3 age OwO abhoww'd.' ^w^ Speak ^-^ to uWu me, :33 son. +Thou x3 hast ;;w;; affected OwO the fine strains >_> of xDD honyouw, +ÚwÚ To imitate OwO the gwaces >_> of OwO the >_< gods, +ÚwÚ To >w< teaw with thundew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 cheeks o' th' :3 aiw, +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to chawge >w< thy ^w^ suwphuw with :3 a >_< bowt +:33 That shouwd uWu but OwO wive OwO an >_> oak. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? +uWu Think'st :3 thou ^.^ it honyouwabwe uWu fow :3 a x3 nyobwe man +OwO Stiww ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ wwongs? ^.^ Daughtew, speak >w< you: +ÚwÚ He >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw UwU weeping. ^w^ Speak thou, >w< boy; +Perhaps >w< thy uWu chiwdishnyess uWu wiww move him ^-^ mowe +>w< Than can ^-^ ouw weasons. There's nyo man in OwO the x3 wowwd +Mowe bound uWu to's mothew, ÚwÚ yet here ^.^ he UwU wets me ^w^ pwate +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >w< i' th' ^w^ stocks. Thou x3 hast never in >w< thy life +Show'd >w< thy dear mothew ^-^ any couwtesy, +When :33 she, UwU poow ÚwÚ hen, OwO fond >_> of nyo uWu second uWu bwood, +xDD Has cwuck'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO safewy UwU home +^w^ Woaden with honyouw. Say my request's unjust, +And x3 spuwn me >w< back; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so, +Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww pwague ^.^ thee, +:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ westwain'st ^-^ fwom me OwO the >_> duty ;;w;; which +ÚwÚ To :3 a >_> mothew's part UwU bewongs. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; tuwns >_> away. +^-^ Down, ladies; let OwO us ÚwÚ shame him with ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. +ÚwÚ To his surname Coriolanus 'wongs ^-^ mowe uWu pwide +>w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. :33 Down. An :3 end; +:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wast. ^w^ So ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU home ^-^ to Wome, +And die UwU among ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ behowd's! +:3 This OwO boy, UwU that cannyot tell what ^.^ he would ^.^ have +But kneels ÚwÚ and howds OwO up ^.^ hands uWu fow x3 fewwowship, +uWu Does reason ^-^ ouw >_> petition with ^-^ mowe OwO stwength +>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ^.^ deny't. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go. +:3 This :3 fewwow xDD had :3 a ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ to his mother; +His UwU wife :3 is in >_< Cowiowi, ÚwÚ and his >w< chiwd +;;w;; Wike him uWu by chance. >_> Yet ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw UwU dispatch. +I x3 am hush'd xDD untiw ^-^ ouw :33 city >w< be afiwe, +And then I'll speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +:3 [He howds xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, silent] +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O mothew, mothew! +What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? >_< Behowd, OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do :33 ope, +The UwU gods ÚwÚ wook down, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw scene +^.^ They waugh OwO at. :3 O my mothew, mothew! O! +You ^.^ have xDD won :3 a x3 happy OwO victowy ^-^ to Rome; +But uWu fow >_> youw ^-^ son- believe it, :33 O, believe it!- +uWu Most >_> dangewouswy you ^.^ have with him :3 pwevaiw'd, +>w< If ^.^ nyot UwU most x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> him. But let ^.^ it come. +^.^ Aufidius, >w< though I cannyot ^-^ make OwO twue ^w^ waws, +I'll fwame UwU convenyient ^-^ peace. Nyow, good ^.^ Aufidius, +Were you in my UwU stead, would you ^.^ have heard +OwO A mothew ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow gwanted ^.^ wess, ^.^ Aufidius? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; mov'd :3 withaw. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. I dare >w< be sworn you ÚwÚ wewe! +And, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is nyo wittwe xDD thing ^-^ to ^-^ make +Minye eyes ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat >w< compassion. But, good ;;w;; siw, +What xDD peace you'fl >_> make, :33 advise >_> me. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, +I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to Wome, I'll xDD back with OwO you; ÚwÚ and pray you +Stand ^-^ to me in :3 this ^.^ cause. :3 O mothew! UwU wife! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou x3 hast xDD set >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thy +uWu honyouw +^.^ At >_> diffewence in thee. Out >_> of UwU that I'll wowk +Myself :3 a fowmew xDD fowtunye. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To OwO the :33 wadies] >w< Ay, uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; +But ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink >_< togethew; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww bear +OwO A better witness xDD back than x3 wowds, ;;w;; which >_> we, +uWu On >_< wike :3 conditions, uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU countew-seaw'd. +^w^ Come, ÚwÚ entew with ÚwÚ us. uWu Wadies, you deserve +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :33 tempwe built you. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_> swowds +UwU In >_< Itawy, ÚwÚ and xDD hew confederate uWu awms, +Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 made :3 this ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS + +MENENIUS. ^w^ See you yond ^.^ coign o' th' Capitow, yond cornerstone? +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +MENENIUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be possibwe uWu fow you ^-^ to displace ^.^ it with >_> youw wittwe +fingew, there :3 is >w< some >w< hope OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_> of Wome, >w< especiawwy his +mothew, ^-^ may :33 pwevaiw with >_> him. But I uWu say there :3 is nyo >w< hope in't; +^-^ ouw throats awe UwU sentenc'd, ÚwÚ and stay x3 upon uWu execution. +^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a UwU time can x3 awtew OwO the +^.^ condition >_> of :3 a man? +MENENIUS. Thewe :3 is uWu diffewency :3 between :3 a x3 gwub ÚwÚ and :3 a butterfly; ÚwÚ yet +>_> youw uWu buttewfwy ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gwub. :3 This uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ fwom man ^-^ to +ÚwÚ dwagon; ^.^ he >_> has UwU wings, :33 he's ^-^ mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ cweeping >_> thing. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd his mothew uWu deawwy. +MENENIUS. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wemembews his mothew :3 nyow +than OwO an UwU eight-yeaw-owd ÚwÚ howse. The tawtnyess >_> of his ;;w;; face sours wipe +>_< gwapes; when ^.^ he xDD wawks, ^.^ he muvs >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye ÚwÚ and OwO the gwound +shrinks before his uWu tweading. ÚwÚ He :3 is able ^-^ to >w< piewce :3 a x3 cowswet with +his eye, ÚwÚ tawks >_< wike :3 a OwO knyeww, ÚwÚ and his >w< hum :3 is :3 a :3 battewy. ÚwÚ He OwO sits in +his OwO state as :3 a xDD thing :3 made uWu fow Awexandew. What ^.^ he >_< bids >w< be x3 donye :3 is +finish'd with his ^-^ bidding. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants nyothing >_> of :3 a god uWu but +uWu etewnyity, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< heaven ^-^ to UwU thwonye in. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yes- >w< mewcy, ^-^ if you wepowt him ;;w;; twuwy. +MENENIUS. I x3 paint him in OwO the character. >_< Mawk what UwU mewcy his mothew +uWu shaww bwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe UwU mewcy in him than there :3 is +>_< miwk in :3 a mawe tiger; UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ ouw UwU poow :33 city >_< find. And >w< aww :3 this +:3 is x3 'wong >_> of you. +^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU gods >w< be good x3 unto >_< us! +MENENIUS. No, in such :3 a UwU case OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be good x3 unto ÚwÚ us. +When ^-^ we banish'd him ^-^ we respected ^.^ nyot them; :3 and, ^.^ he ;;w;; wetuwnying ^-^ to +>_< bweak ^-^ ouw nyecks, uWu they >_< wespect ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. +The >_< pwebeians ^.^ have ^w^ got >_> youw :3 fewwow tribune +And hale him OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down; >w< aww sweawing ^-^ if +The Woman ;;w;; wadies bwing ^.^ nyot comfort UwU home +>w< They'ww ^w^ give him death uWu by inches. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW + +^.^ SICINyIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews! The ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, +The Volscians awe uWu diswodg'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mawcius gone. +OwO A mewwiew :3 day >_> did never ÚwÚ yet gweet Wome, +No, ^.^ nyot th' expuwsion >_> of OwO the Tawquins. +^.^ SICINyIUS. Friend, +Awt :3 thou ÚwÚ cewtain :3 this :3 is :3 twue? :3 Is't UwU most ^-^ cewtain? +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU As ÚwÚ cewtain as I xDD knyow OwO the >_< sun :3 is >w< fiwe. +:3 Whewe ^.^ have you wuwk'd, UwU that you ^-^ make x3 doubt >_> of it? +:33 Nye'ew OwO thwough OwO an OwO awch OwO so huwwied OwO the xDD bwown >_< tide +UwU As OwO the OwO wecomfowted OwO thwough th' xDD gates. ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk xDD you! +;;w;; [Twumpets, ^w^ hautboys, ;;w;; dwums beat, >w< aww ÚwÚ togethew] +The twumpets, ^w^ sackbuts, ^w^ psawtewies, ÚwÚ and fifes, +>_< Tabows ÚwÚ and ^-^ cymbaws, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO shouting uWu Womans, +UwU Make OwO the >_< sun dance. UwU Hawk xDD you! ;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ^w^ within] +MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is good news. +I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the ladies. :3 This ^.^ Vowumnyia +^-^ Is wowth >_> of consuws, senators, patwicians, +OwO A :33 city ^-^ fuww; >_> of tribunes such as you, +OwO A ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand :33 fuww. You ^.^ have >_> pway'd ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ to-day: +:3 This xDD mownying uWu fow >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of >_> youw throats +:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< given :3 a ÚwÚ doit. Hawk, how uWu they >_< joy! +>_< [Sound still with OwO the ÚwÚ shouts] +^.^ SICINyIUS. First, OwO the UwU gods bless you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; tidings; nyext, +OwO Accept my :3 thankfuwnyess. +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< aww +Great cause ^-^ to ^w^ give gweat :33 thanks. +^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD city? +MESSENGEW. >w< Awmost at point ^-^ to >_> entew. +^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ meet ;;w;; them, +And ^w^ hewp OwO the OwO joy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate + +x3 Entew two SENATORS x3 With ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, VAWEWIA, >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, +^w^ 'With uWu othew LORDS + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw patroness, OwO the life >_> of Rome! +^-^ Caww >w< aww >_> youw twibes togethew, UwU pwaise OwO the >_< gods, +And ^-^ make triumphant >_> fiwes; UwU stwew >_> fwowews before ^.^ them. +;;w;; Unshout OwO the ^w^ nyoise UwU that banish'd OwO Mawcius, +OwO Wepeaw him with OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of his mother; +ALL. Wewcome, uWu wadies, welcome! +;;w;; [A flourish with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. ^-^ Exeunt] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with ^.^ attendents + +^-^ AUFIDIUS. uWu Go tell OwO the uWu wowds o' th' :33 city I x3 am xDD hewe; +^w^ Dewivew them :3 this papew' having ;;w;; wead it, +UwU Bid them wepaiw ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace, xDD whewe OwO I, +>_< Even in ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu commons' eaws, +uWu Wiww vouch OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. :3 Him I :3 accuse +The :33 city ;;w;; powts uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ entew'd ÚwÚ and +UwU Intends x3 t' :3 appeaw before OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, OwO hoping +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge ^-^ himsewf with wowds. Dispatch. +>_< Exeunt attendants + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw CONSPIRATORS >_> of OwO AUFIDIUS' >w< faction + +uWu Most welcome! +OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_< Even OwO so +UwU As with :3 a man uWu by his >_> own ÚwÚ awms empoison'd, +And with his charity slain. +x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, +>w< If you ^-^ do howd OwO the >_> same ^.^ intent wherein +You :33 wish'd OwO us :33 pawties, ^w^ we'ww x3 dewivew you +x3 Of >_> youw gweat >_> dangew. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Siw, I cannyot UwU teww; +We >w< must :33 pwoceed as ^-^ we ^-^ do find OwO the :33 peopwe. +uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww >_< wemain uncewtain UwU whiwst +'Twixt you :33 thewe's difference; uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of ;;w;; eithew +:3 Makes OwO the suwvivow ÚwÚ heiw >_> of all. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow xDD it; +And my ÚwÚ pwetext ^-^ to strike at him xDD admits +OwO A good constwuction. I rais'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD pawn'd +Minye uWu honyouw uWu fow his OwO twuth; ^-^ who being OwO so heighten'd, +ÚwÚ He x3 watewed his OwO nyew pwants with ^w^ dews >_> of fwattewy, +Seducing OwO so my fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end +ÚwÚ He bow'd his UwU nyatuwe, never OwO knyown before +But ^-^ to >w< be :3 wough, unswayable, ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. +uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. >_> Siw, his >_< stoutnyess +When ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, ;;w;; which ^.^ he lost +By wack >_> of xDD stooping- +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 That I would ^.^ have spoken >_> of. +>_> Being banish'd UwU fow't, ^.^ he came x3 unto my ^.^ heawth, +Presented ^-^ to my :33 knyife his >_< thwoat. I took him; +^w^ Made him joint-sewvant with me; >_> gave him uWu way +UwU In >w< aww his >_> own desiwes; xDD nyay, let him OwO choose +Out >_> of my xDD fiwes, his pwojects ^-^ to ^w^ accompwish, +UwU My :33 best ÚwÚ and freshest ^w^ men; sewv'd his designments +UwU In >_< minye >_> own ^-^ pewson; howp ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ fame +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ end >w< aww his, ÚwÚ and took >w< some uWu pwide +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. OwO Tiww, at OwO the ^w^ wast, +I >w< seem'd his :3 fowwowew, ^.^ nyot pawtnyew; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ He uWu wag'd me with his countenance as ^-^ if +I xDD had >_< been mewcenyawy. +OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 did, my :33 wowd. +The ;;w;; awmy uWu mawveww'd at xDD it; :3 and, in OwO the ^w^ wast, +When ^.^ he xDD had xDD cawwied >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd +>_< Fow nyo less ÚwÚ spoiw than ;;w;; gwowy- +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was xDD it; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which my sinyews uWu shaww >w< be stwetch'd x3 upon >_> him. +^.^ At :3 a xDD few ^.^ dwops >_> of women's rheum, ;;w;; which awe +UwU As UwU cheap as :3 wies, ^.^ he :3 sowd OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw +x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat >_> action; OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 die, +And I'll ^.^ wenyew me in his OwO faww. But, xDD hawk! +UwU [Dwums ÚwÚ and +OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, with gweat shouts >_> of OwO the >w< peopwe] +OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. Your ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ town you ^.^ entew'd >_< wike :3 a uWu post, +And xDD had nyo wewcomes >_< home; uWu but ^.^ he wetuwns +>w< Spwitting OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with ^w^ nyoise. +x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. And uWu patient fools, +uWu Whose chiwdwen ^.^ he ;;w;; hath slain, theiw base throats >w< teaw +x3 With giving him x3 gwowy. +uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. :33 Thewefowe, at >_> youw :3 vantage, +Ewe ^.^ he express ^-^ himsewf ^w^ ow move OwO the ^w^ peopwe +x3 With what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, let him ;;w;; feew >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ second. When ^.^ he :3 wies awong, +:33 Aftew >_> youw uWu way his xDD tawe pwonyounc'd uWu shaww :33 buwy +His reasons with his ÚwÚ body. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say nyo mowe: +;;w;; Hewe come OwO the wowds. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORDS >_> of OwO the :33 city + +xDD WOWDS. You awe UwU most ^-^ wewcome UwU home. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot deserv'd it. +But, >w< wowthy x3 wowds, ^.^ have you with ^w^ heed uWu pewused +What I ^.^ have written ^-^ to you? +xDD WOWDS. We have. +OwO FIWST LORD. And >w< gwieve ^-^ to heaw't. +What faults ^.^ he :3 made before OwO the ^w^ wast, I ÚwÚ think +OwO Might ^.^ have ;;w;; found :33 easy finyes; uWu but there ^-^ to ^-^ end +:3 Whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give away +The benefit >_> of ^-^ ouw wevies, answering OwO us +x3 With ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge, :33 making :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty xDD whewe +Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU yiewding- :3 this xDD admits nyo excuse. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; appwoaches; you uWu shaww hear >_> him. + +x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and ^.^ cowouws; +OwO the commoners being with him + +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Hail, UwU wowds! I x3 am wetuwn'd >_> youw sowdiew; +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ infected with my ^-^ countwy's love +>w< Than when I x3 pawted hence, uWu but still x3 subsisting +^.^ Undew >_> youw gweat ^.^ command. You awe ^-^ to xDD knyow +:33 That ^.^ pwospewouswy I ^.^ have :33 attempted, ÚwÚ and +x3 With bwoody ÚwÚ passage wed >_> youw wars x3 even ^-^ to +The ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. Our spoils ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU home +^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe than ^-^ countewpoise :3 a :33 fuww third part +The chawges >_> of OwO the ^w^ action. We ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace +x3 With nyo less uWu honyouw ^-^ to OwO the Antiates +>w< Than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to th' :3 Womans; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here ÚwÚ dewivew, +Subscrib'd uWu by th' consuws ÚwÚ and patwicians, +Together with OwO the >w< seaw o' th' >w< Senyate, what +We ^.^ have ^-^ compounded x3 on. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. x3 Wead ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe lords; +But tell OwO the >_> twaitow in OwO the OwO highest degree +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd >_> youw powers. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Traitor! OwO How ^w^ nyow? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, >w< twaitow, OwO Mawcius. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Mawcius! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, OwO Mawcius, ^-^ Caius Mawcius! Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think +I'll OwO gwace ÚwÚ thee with UwU that UwU wobbewy, >w< thy stow'n name +>w< Cowiowanyus, in Corioli? +You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 heads o' th' state, OwO pewfidiouswy +ÚwÚ He >_> has betway'd >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< given uWu up, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dwops >_> of >_> sawt, >_> youw :33 city :3 Wome- +I uWu say >_> youw ÚwÚ city- ^-^ to his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother; +^-^ Bweaking his OwO oath ÚwÚ and wesowution >_< wike +OwO A twist >_> of rotten silk; never xDD admitting +>_< Counsew o' th' waw; uWu but at his nurse's ;;w;; teaws +ÚwÚ He UwU whin'd ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd away >_> youw ;;w;; victowy, +:33 That ^-^ pages >_< bwush'd at ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of OwO heawt +Wook'd >_> wond'wing OwO each at ^.^ othews. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Heaw'st thou, x3 Maws? +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot OwO the god, :3 thou :3 boy >_> of teaws- +uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 -nyo more. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Measuwewess UwU wiaw, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made my OwO heawt +:3 Too gweat uWu fow what uWu contains it. x3 'Boy'! :3 O slave! +Pawdon uWu me, x3 wowds, 'tis OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that >w< evew +I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ scowd. Your ;;w;; judgments, my grave x3 wowds, +Must ^w^ give :3 this >_> cuw OwO the >_> wie; ÚwÚ and his >_> own notion- +OwO Who weaws my stwipes uWu impwess'd x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that +Must bear my >_> beating ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave- uWu shaww >_> join +ÚwÚ To OwO thwust OwO the lie x3 unto >_> him. +OwO FIWST LORD. Peace, ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Cut me ^-^ to pieces, xDD Vowsces; x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD wads, +Stain >w< aww >_> youw edges uWu on >_> me. x3 'Boy'! UwU Fawse >_> hound! +>w< If you ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw ^-^ annyaws true, 'tis there +That, >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe in :3 a x3 duv-cote, I +Flutter'd >_> youw Volscians in xDD Cowiowi. +Alone I >_> did it. x3 'Boy'! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, +uWu Wiww you >w< be >w< put in :33 mind >_> of his uWu bwind OwO fowtunye, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >_> youw shame, uWu by :3 this unhowy braggart, +Fowe >_> youw >_> own eyes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eaws? +CONSPIWATOWS. >_> Wet him die for't. +^w^ AWW OwO THE PEOPLE. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. Do ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my +:33 son. UwU My daughter. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my cousin Marcus. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my +father. +x3 SECOND LORD. Peace, UwU ho! :3 Nyo >_> outwage- :3 peace! +The man :3 is noble, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fame folds in +:3 This ^-^ owb o' th' xDD eawth. His last offences ^-^ to OwO us +:33 Shaww ^.^ have x3 judicious ÚwÚ heawing. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ Aufidius, +And twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ peace. +uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had ^w^ him, +x3 With OwO six xDD Aufidiuses, ^w^ ow >w< mowe- his ^-^ twibe, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my lawful :3 swowd! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Insowent viwwain! +CONSPIWATOWS. >w< Kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, :33 kiww :3 him! +UwU [The CONSPIRATORS dwaw ÚwÚ and :33 kiww CORIOLANUS,who ^.^ fawws. +OwO AUFIDIUS ^-^ stands uWu on xDD him] +xDD WOWDS. ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, >_< howd, :33 howd! +^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 nyobwe masters, hear me speak. +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O Tullus! +x3 SECOND LORD. Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a deed ;;w;; wheweat valour uWu wiww weep. +uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Twead ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> him. Masters aww, >w< be UwU quiet; +x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 wowds, when you uWu shaww >_> knyow- as in :3 this wage, +Pwovok'd uWu by ^w^ him, you cannot- OwO the gweat danger +^w^ Which :3 this ÚwÚ man's life >_> did owe you, ^w^ you'ww uWu wejoice +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ cut UwU off. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw honours +ÚwÚ To caww me ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Senyate, I'll x3 dewivew +Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, ^w^ ow >_> enduwe +Your ÚwÚ heaviest x3 censuwe. +OwO FIWST LORD. Beaw ^-^ fwom x3 hence his body, +And mourn you uWu fow >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be :33 wegawded +UwU As OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe cowse UwU that >w< evew xDD hewawd +OwO Did follow ^-^ to his um. +x3 SECOND LORD. His >_> own :3 impatience +Takes ^-^ fwom UwU Aufidius :3 a gweat part >_> of blame. +Let's ^-^ make OwO the :33 best >_> of it. +^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My ;;w;; wage :3 is gone, +And I x3 am struck with sorrow. ;;w;; Take him :33 up. +:3 Hewp, three o' th' UwU chiefest UwU sowdiews; I'll >w< be ^w^ onye. +^.^ Beat :3 thou OwO the ^.^ dwum, UwU that ^.^ it speak mournfully; +x3 Twaiw >_> youw >_< steew >w< pikes. ^-^ Though in :3 this :33 city ^.^ he +;;w;; Hath uWu widowed ÚwÚ and unchilded many :3 a one, +^w^ Which ^-^ to :3 this hour >_> bewaiw OwO the injury, +>_> Yet ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 memowy. +OwO Assist. ^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of COWIOWANyUS +;;w;; [A UwU dead mawch ^w^ sounded] + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +:33 1609 + +>_< CYMBEWINyE + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +x3 CYMBEWINyE, UwU King >_> of Britain +OwO CWOTEN, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the Queen uWu by :3 a fowmew xDD husband +^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ WEONyATUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, xDD husband ^-^ to >_< Imogen +BELARIUS, :3 a >w< banyished lord, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the name >_> of Morgan + +^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 AWVIWAGUS, >_< sons ^-^ to :33 Cymbewinye, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the +>_< nyames >_> of ^.^ POWYDOWE ÚwÚ and CADWAL, supposed >_< sons ^-^ to UwU Bewawius +ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to UwU Posthumus +>_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio +OwO A FRENCH GENTLEMAN, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio +ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ WUCIUS, x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Woman :33 Fowces +OwO A UwU WOMAN uWu CAPTAIN +OwO TWO >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS +PISANIO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to UwU Posthumus +OwO COWNyEWIUS, :3 a physician +OwO TWO LORDS >_> of Cymbewinye's couwt +OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_> of OwO the >_> same +OwO TWO GAOLERS + +QUEEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Cymbewinye +IMOGEN, daughter ^-^ to Cymbewinye uWu by :3 a fowmew queen +OwO HEWEN, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on >_< Imogen + +xDD APPAWITIONS + +>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, Woman x3 Senyatows, xDD Twibunyes, :3 a ÚwÚ Soothsayew, :3 a +Dutch Gentleman, :3 a uWu Spanyish Gentleman, UwU Musicians, UwU Officews, +UwU Captains, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENyE: +Bwitain; ^-^ Itawy + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bwitain. The garden >_> of :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 a man uWu but UwU fwowns; ^-^ ouw bloods +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey OwO the uWu heavens than ^-^ ouw couwtiews +OwO Stiww ÚwÚ seem as OwO does OwO the King's. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ heiw UwU of's UwU kingdom, xDD whom +ÚwÚ He UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to his :3 wife's >_> sowe ^-^ son- :3 a widow +:33 That ^.^ wate ^.^ he >_> mawwied- ;;w;; hath >w< wefeww'd x3 hewsewf +^.^ Unto :3 a UwU poow uWu but >w< wowthy gentleman. x3 She's UwU wedded; +Her xDD husband ;;w;; banyish'd; ^.^ she >_> impwison'd. ^-^ Aww +^-^ Is >_> outwawd xDD sowwow, >w< though I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King +Be ^w^ touch'd at vewy ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. None uWu but OwO the ^.^ King? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew ^w^ too. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the uWu Queen, +:33 That UwU most >w< desiw'd OwO the ^w^ match. But ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 couwtiew, +UwU Awthough uWu they wear theiw faces ^-^ to OwO the bent +x3 Of OwO the King's >w< wooks, ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot +Gwad at OwO the xDD thing uWu they scoww OwO at. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And x3 why so? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< miss'd OwO the ^w^ Pwincess :3 is :3 a xDD thing +:3 Too OwO bad uWu fow OwO bad OwO wepowt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ hew- +I UwU mean UwU that married UwU hew, :33 awack, good ^w^ man! +And OwO thewefowe banyish'd- :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe such +As, ^-^ to >w< seek OwO thwough OwO the wegions >_> of OwO the :3 eawth +>_< Fow ^-^ onye his ^-^ wike, there would >w< be xDD something >_> faiwing +UwU In him UwU that shouwd compawe. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think +^w^ So fair OwO an >_> outwawd ÚwÚ and such stuff within +x3 Endows :3 a man uWu but ^w^ he. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You speak him ;;w;; faw. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do uWu extend ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, within ;;w;; himsewf; +Crush him >_> togethew wathew than ^-^ unfowd +His measuwe ^.^ duwy. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's his name ÚwÚ and >_> biwth? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I cannyot delve him ^-^ to OwO the :3 woot; his fathew +>_> Was xDD caww'd Sicilius, ^-^ who >_> did >_> join his uWu honyouw +uWu Against OwO the Womans with >_< Cassibewan, +But xDD had his titwes uWu by Tenyantius, xDD whom +ÚwÚ He sewv'd with >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and uWu admiw'd >w< success, +^w^ So xDD gain'd OwO the suw-addition ÚwÚ Weonyatus; +And ^-^ had, >w< besides :3 this ^-^ gentweman in ^.^ question, +>w< Two uWu othew OwO sons, :3 who, in OwO the wars o' th' UwU time, +>w< Died with theiw >_> swowds in >w< hand; uWu fow ;;w;; which theiw fathew, +;;w;; Then ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO fond >_> of ;;w;; issue, took such UwU sowwow +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; quit >_< being; ÚwÚ and his gentwe >w< wady, +uWu Big >_> of :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ ouw theme, deceas'd +UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu bown. The UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ takes OwO the ;;w;; babe +ÚwÚ To his OwO pwotection, calls him UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, +Bweeds him ÚwÚ and makes him >_> of his OwO bed-chambew, +>w< Puts ^-^ to him >w< aww OwO the >_> weawnyings UwU that his UwU time +Could ^-^ make him OwO the weceivew >w< of; ;;w;; which ^.^ he took, +UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 aiw, fast as 'twas minyist'wed, +And :33 in's spwing became :3 a ^.^ hawvest, uWu wiv'd in uWu couwt- +^w^ Which x3 wawe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :33 do- UwU most ^.^ pwais'd, UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, +OwO A :3 sampwe ^-^ to OwO the uWu youngest; ^-^ to th' ^-^ mowe mature +OwO A :3 gwass UwU that ^.^ feated them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the uWu gwavew +OwO A >w< chiwd UwU that >_< guided ^-^ dotawds. ÚwÚ To his mistress, +>_< Fow xDD whom ^.^ he :3 nyow :3 is banyish'd- xDD hew >_> own x3 pwice +>_< Pwocwaims how ^.^ she ^-^ esteem'd him ÚwÚ and his viwtue; +By xDD hew >w< ewection ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; wead +What >w< kind >_> of man ^.^ he is. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I uWu honyouw him +>_< Even >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< wepowt. But pray you tell uWu me, +^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> sowe >w< chiwd ^-^ to th' ^.^ King? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His only chiwd. +ÚwÚ He xDD had two x3 sons- ^-^ if :3 this >w< be wowth >_> youw xDD heawing, +>_< Mawk >_> it- OwO the ewdest >_> of them at three years >_> owd, +uWu I' th' >_> swathing clothes OwO the xDD othew, ^-^ fwom theiw >_< nyuwsewy +Were stow'n; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this hour nyo ^.^ guess in knowledge +^w^ Which uWu way uWu they ^.^ went. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How wong :3 is :3 this UwU ago? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Some twenty years. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That :3 a :3 king's chiwdwen shouwd >w< be OwO so UwU convey'd, +^w^ So x3 swackwy UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> seawch OwO so uWu swow +:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot trace them! +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Howsoe'ew 'tis stwange, +Ow UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyegwigence ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at, +>_> Yet :3 is ^.^ it true, sir. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe you. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We >w< must forbear; here comes OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, +The uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and >_> Pwincess. >_< Exeunt + +x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN + +x3 QUEEN. No, >w< be assur'd you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find uWu me, >_> daughtew, +:33 Aftew OwO the :3 swandew >_> of UwU most stepmothers, +x3 Eviw-ey'd x3 unto you. ^w^ You'we my pwisonyew, uWu but +Your gaowew uWu shaww x3 dewivew you OwO the keys +:33 That ^-^ wock OwO up >_> youw >_< westwaint. >_< Fow you, ^w^ Posthumus, +^w^ So >_> soon as I can ^.^ win th' uWu offended ;;w;; King, +I uWu wiww >w< be OwO knyown >_> youw ^-^ advocate. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ yet +The x3 fiwe >_> of ;;w;; wage :3 is in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and 'twere good +You lean'd x3 unto his >_< sentence with what >_< patience +Your OwO wisdom ^-^ may infowm you. +uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom x3 hence to-day. +x3 QUEEN. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ pewiw. +I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD tuwn about OwO the garden, ^-^ pitying +The >w< pangs >_> of OwO baww'd ^-^ affections, >w< though OwO the UwU King +;;w;; Hath OwO chawg'd you shouwd ^.^ nyot speak >w< togethew. Exit +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O >_> dissembwing couwtesy! OwO How fine :3 this >_> tywant +^w^ Can :33 tickwe xDD whewe ^.^ she wounds! UwU My ;;w;; deawest xDD husband, +I xDD something ;;w;; feaw my >_< fathew's wwath, uWu but >_< nyothing- +Always ^-^ wesewv'd my holy >_< duty- what +His ;;w;; wage can ^-^ do uWu on >_> me. You >w< must >w< be gone; +And I uWu shaww here >_> abide OwO the houwwy shot +x3 Of :3 angwy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot OwO comfowted ^-^ to live +But UwU that there :3 is :3 this >_> jewew in OwO the x3 wowwd +:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see again. +uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU My queen! my :33 mistwess! +:3 O >w< wady, weep nyo :3 mowe, west I ^w^ give cause +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of ^-^ mowe tenderness +>w< Than doth ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. I uWu wiww >_< wemain +The >_> woyaw'st xDD husband UwU that >_> did e'ew plight >_> twoth; +UwU My >_> wesidence in >_> Wome at ^-^ onye Phiwawio's, +OwO Who ^-^ to my fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO fwiend, ^-^ to me +Known uWu but uWu by :33 wettew; thithew write, my queen, +And with >_< minye eyes I'll dwink OwO the uWu wowds you ^w^ send, +^-^ Though ink >w< be :3 made >_> of ;;w;; gaww. + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN + +x3 QUEEN. Be brief, I pray you. +>w< If OwO the UwU King xDD come, I uWu shaww >_< incuw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +OwO How >w< much >_> of his displeasure. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet I'll move him +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk :3 this way. I never ^-^ do him :33 wwong +But ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ buy my injuries, ^-^ to >w< be fwiends; +Pays dear uWu fow my offences. Exit +uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ taking xDD weave +UwU As wong :3 a term as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to live, +The uWu woathnyess ^-^ to xDD depawt would ^.^ gwow. :3 Adieu! +^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +Were you uWu but riding :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw OwO youwsewf, +Such pawting ;;w;; wewe xDD too petty. Wook ;;w;; hewe, love: +:3 This xDD diamond ÚwÚ was my OwO mothew's; UwU take it, >_> heawt; +But ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ woo another xDD wife, +When >_< Imogen :3 is UwU dead. +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ How, ^-^ how? xDD Anyothew? +You gentwe >_< gods, ^w^ give me uWu but :3 this I x3 have, +And >w< seaw OwO up my ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ fwom :3 a next +x3 With ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< death! :33 Wemain, >_< wemain :3 thou here +OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] +OwO Whiwe :33 sense can ^-^ keep ^.^ it x3 on. And, :33 sweetest, ^-^ faiwest, +UwU As I my UwU poow uWu sewf >_> did exchange uWu fow you, +ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO so >_< infinyite loss, OwO so in ^-^ ouw >_< twifwes +I still ^.^ win >_> of you. >_< Fow my :33 sake wear ^.^ this; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD manyacwe >_> of :33 wuv; I'll place ^.^ it +:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ faiwest xDD pwisonyew. OwO [Puts :3 a xDD bwacewet uWu on xDD hew awm] +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! +When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? + +x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and LORDS + +uWu POSTHUMUS. Awack, OwO the >_< King! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou ÚwÚ basest :33 thing, ^.^ avoid; x3 hence ^-^ fwom my OwO sight +>w< If aftew :3 this xDD command :3 thou fwaught OwO the couwt +x3 With >w< thy unworthiness, :3 thou ^-^ diest. xDD Away! +Thou'rt :3 poison ^-^ to my bwood. +uWu POSTHUMUS. The UwU gods :3 pwotect you, +And bless OwO the good remainders >_> of OwO the couwt! +I x3 am gone. Exit +^-^ IMOGEN. Thewe cannyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ pinch in death +Mowe shawp than :3 this is. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O >w< diswoyaw :33 thing, +:33 That shouldst wepaiw my youth, :3 thou :33 heap'st +OwO A :33 yeaw's :3 age uWu on UwU me! +^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, +^w^ Hawm ^.^ nyot yourself with >_> youw vexation. +I x3 am ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of >_> youw >_> wwath; :3 a ^.^ touch ^-^ mowe x3 wawe +xDD Subdues >w< aww xDD pangs, >w< aww UwU feaws. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Past :3 gwace? ^.^ obedience? +^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Past hope, ÚwÚ and in >_< despaiw; UwU that uWu way ÚwÚ past >_< gwace. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That x3 mightst ^.^ have xDD had OwO the >_> sowe :3 son >_> of my queen! +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O bwessed UwU that I UwU might :33 nyot! I ^.^ chose OwO an :33 eagwe, +And >_> did UwU avoid :3 a ;;w;; puttock. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou UwU took'st :3 a :33 beggaw, wouldst ^.^ have :3 made my UwU thwonye +OwO A x3 seat uWu fow :3 basenyess. +^-^ IMOGEN. Nyo; I wathew ÚwÚ added +OwO A >w< wustwe ^-^ to it. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ onye! +^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Siw, +^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ;;w;; Posthumus. +You bwed him as my OwO pwayfewwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is +OwO A man wowth ^-^ any ;;w;; woman; overbuys me +>w< Awmost OwO the sum ^.^ he >_> pays. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? +^-^ IMOGEN. Almost, sir. xDD Heaven restore UwU me! Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe +OwO A UwU nyeat-hewd's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my :3 Weonyatus +Our UwU nyeighbouw shephewd's >_< son! + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou foowish :3 thing! +uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe UwU again >w< togethew. You ^.^ have x3 donye +:3 Nyot aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ command. :3 Away with UwU hew, +And ;;w;; pen xDD hew :33 up. +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw patience.- Peace, +UwU Deaw wady >_> daughtew, peace!- ^.^ Sweet suvweign, +Weave OwO us ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself >w< some comfort +Out >_> of >_> youw :33 best >w< advice. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, let xDD hew ^w^ wanguish +OwO A >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :3 a :3 day :3 and, being >w< aged, +^.^ Die >_> of :3 this fowwy. Exit, with LORDS + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO + +x3 QUEEN. >_< Fie! you >w< must ^w^ give way. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw sewvant. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What x3 nyews? +PISANIO. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son >_< dwew uWu on my mastew. +x3 QUEEN. Ha! +:3 Nyo :33 hawm, I twust, :3 is ;;w;; donye? +PISANIO. Thewe UwU might ^.^ have :3 been, +But UwU that my ^w^ mastew wathew >_> pway'd than OwO fought, +And xDD had nyo ^w^ hewp >_> of anger; uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted +By gentlemen at hand. +x3 QUEEN. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad on't. +^-^ IMOGEN. Your son's my >_< fathew's :3 fwiend; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his part +ÚwÚ To dwaw x3 upon OwO an exile! :3 O bwave :3 siw! +I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in Afric uWu both >_< togethew; +Myself uWu by with :3 a needle, UwU that I UwU might :3 pwick +The uWu goew-back. UwU Why came you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ mastew? +PISANIO. uWu On his ^.^ command. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot suffer me +ÚwÚ To bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD haven; weft ^.^ these :3 nyotes +x3 Of what ÚwÚ commands I shouwd >w< be :33 subject ^.^ to, +OwO When't pleas'd you ^-^ to x3 empwoy >_> me. +x3 QUEEN. :3 This ;;w;; hath >_< been +Your xDD faithfuw sewvant. I dare uWu way >_< minye uWu honyouw +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wemain ÚwÚ so. +PISANIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ wawk >_> awhiwe. +^-^ IMOGEN. About >w< some ^-^ hawf-houw hence, +;;w;; Pway you speak with >_> me. You uWu shaww at :33 weast +uWu Go UwU see my lord >_< aboawd. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time xDD weave >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bwitain. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and two LORDS + +OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, I would :33 advise you ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 a >_< shiwt; OwO the violence +>_> of >w< action ;;w;; hath :3 made you >_> week as :3 a sacrifice. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ aiw comes out, +ÚwÚ aiw comes in; :33 thewe's UwU nyonye ÚwÚ abwoad OwO so >_> whowesome as UwU that you vent. +CWOTEN. >w< If my OwO shiwt ;;w;; wewe bwoody, then ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift it. >_< Have I hurt OwO him? +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as his uWu patience. +OwO FIWST LORD. Huwt :3 him! His body's :3 a passable xDD cawcass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot +:33 huwt. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< thwoughfawe uWu fow >_< steew ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 huwt. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] His >_< steew ÚwÚ was in OwO debt; ^.^ it went o' th' xDD back +>_> side OwO the town. +CWOTEN. The villain would ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand >_> me. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] Nyo; uWu but ^.^ he xDD fwed :3 fowwawd stiww, towawd >_> youw +face. +OwO FIWST LORD. Stand you? You ^.^ have ^.^ wand enough >_> of >_> youw own; uWu but ^.^ he +ÚwÚ added ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ having, >_> gave you >w< some ground. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As many UwU inches as you ^.^ have uWu oceans. +>_< Puppies! +CWOTEN. I would uWu they xDD had ^.^ nyot come :3 between ÚwÚ us. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So would OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had :33 measuw'd how wong :3 a +OwO foow you ;;w;; wewe x3 upon OwO the ground. +CWOTEN. And UwU that ^.^ she shouwd love :3 this fewwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse UwU me! +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO twue election, ^.^ she :3 is +>_> damn'd. +OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, as I told you always, xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew bwain >w< go +^.^ nyot >_< togethew; she's :3 a good >_< sign, uWu but I ^.^ have uWu seen small wefwection +>_> of xDD hew wit. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] She uWu shinyes ^.^ nyot x3 upon fools, west OwO the wefwection +shouwd hurt :3 hew. +CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. Wouwd there xDD had >_< been >w< some hurt +:33 donye! +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] I ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot >w< so; unwess ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of +OwO an ass, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo gweat :33 huwt. +CWOTEN. You'll >w< go with >_> us? +OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. +CWOTEN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. +x3 SECOND LORD. Weww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN ÚwÚ and OwO PISANyIO + +^-^ IMOGEN. I would :3 thou >_< gwew'st x3 unto OwO the shores o' th' ^w^ haven, +And ^.^ questionyed'st every saiw; ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd write, +And I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, 'twere :3 a paper lost, +UwU As ^.^ offew'd UwU mewcy is. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ spake ^-^ to OwO thee? +PISANIO. ^w^ It x3 was: his queen, his queen! +^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Then UwU wav'd his handkewchief? +PISANIO. And kiss'd it, ÚwÚ madam. +^-^ IMOGEN. Senseless winyen, happier :3 thewein than >_> I! +And UwU that ÚwÚ was all? +PISANIO. No, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO so wong +UwU As ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ make me with his eye, ^w^ ow cawe +>_< Distinguish him ^-^ fwom >w< othews, ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ keep +The ÚwÚ deck, with x3 gwuv, ^w^ ow hat, ^w^ ow handkewchief, +OwO Stiww >w< waving, as OwO the ^-^ fits ÚwÚ and OwO stiws UwU of's :33 mind +Could :33 best express how uWu swow his ^w^ souw saiw'd OwO on, +OwO How swift his ;;w;; ship. +^-^ IMOGEN. Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 made him +UwU As wittwe as :3 a OwO cwow, ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ewe weft +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ aftew-eye >_> him. +PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. +^-^ IMOGEN. I would ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_< minye uWu eyestwings, cwack'd them uWu but +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the diminyution +x3 Of space xDD had pointed him shawp as my >_< nyeedwe; +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ fowwowed him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu mewted ^-^ fwom +The smawwnyess >_> of :3 a gnat ^-^ to :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and then +>_< Have tuwn'd >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and UwU wept. But, good ;;w;; Pisanyio, +When uWu shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom OwO him? +PISANIO. Be assur'd, UwU madam, +x3 With his next vantage. +^-^ IMOGEN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but xDD had +uWu Most pwetty >w< things ^-^ to >w< say. Ewe I :33 couwd tell him +OwO How I would ÚwÚ think uWu on him at ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ houws +Such >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ^w^ ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make him uWu sweaw +The UwU shes >_> of ^-^ Itawy shouwd ^.^ nyot :33 betway +Minye ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and his >_> honyouw; ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO chawg'd ^w^ him, +^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; sixth hour >_> of mown, at ^w^ nyoon, at UwU midnyight, +^.^ T' uWu encountew me with x3 owisons, uWu fow then +I x3 am in >w< heaven uWu fow him; ^w^ ow ewe I :33 couwd +>w< Give him UwU that pawting ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; which I xDD had xDD set +ÚwÚ Betwixt two :3 chawming x3 wowds, comes in my fathew, +And >_< wike OwO the tyrannous breathing >_> of OwO the >_< nyowth +:33 Shakes >w< aww ^-^ ouw buds ^-^ fwom :33 gwowing. + +x3 Entew :3 a LADY + +ÚwÚ WADY. The uWu Queen, UwU madam, +;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 company. +^-^ IMOGEN. Those >w< things I ;;w;; bid you uWu do, >_< get them dispatch'd. +I uWu wiww ^.^ attend OwO the Queen. +PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, I shall. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, >_< IACHIMO, :3 a FRENCHMAN, :3 a uWu DUTCHMAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; SPANyIAWD + +^-^ IACHIMO. >_< Bewieve it, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen him in x3 Bwitain. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was then +>_> of :3 a x3 cwescent nyote, ;;w;; expected ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO so >w< wowthy as >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +>_< been ;;w;; awwowed OwO the name >_> of. But I :33 couwd then ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on him +^-^ without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of admiration, >w< though OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of his +endowments xDD had >_< been tabwed uWu by his >w< side, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ to ^w^ pewuse him uWu by +>_> items. +x3 PHIWAWIO. You speak >_> of him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was less furnish'd than :3 nyow ^.^ he +:3 is with UwU that ;;w;; which makes him uWu both ^-^ without ÚwÚ and within. +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen him in xDD Fwance; ^-^ we xDD had vewy many there :33 couwd +>w< behowd OwO the >_< sun with as ^w^ fiwm eyes as ^w^ he. +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 This matter >_> of uWu mawwying his :3 king's >_> daughtew, wherein ^.^ he +>w< must >w< be >_> weighed wathew uWu by xDD hew >_< vawue than his own, uWu wowds ^w^ him, I +x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mattew. +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. And then his banishment. +^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; appwobation >_> of x3 those UwU that weep :3 this lamentable +divorce uWu undew xDD hew colours awe wonderfully ^-^ to uWu extend ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it +uWu but ^-^ to fortify xDD hew judgment, ;;w;; which ewse OwO an :33 easy battery UwU might uWu way +flat, uWu fow ^-^ taking :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ without less quality. But how comes ^.^ it +^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to sojouwn with you? OwO How ^-^ cweeps >_< acquaintance? +x3 PHIWAWIO. His fathew ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wewe xDD sowdiews togethew, ^-^ to xDD whom I ^.^ have +>_< been >_< often bound uWu fow nyo less than my wife. + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Bwiton. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO so >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ amongst you as +ÚwÚ suits with gentlemen >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> of his +quality. I uWu beseech you >w< aww >w< be better OwO knyown ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, +xDD whom I ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to you as :3 a x3 nyobwe fwiend >_> of x3 minye. OwO How >w< wowthy ^.^ he :3 is +I uWu wiww xDD weave ^-^ to :3 appeaw hereafter, wathew than story him in his +>_> own ÚwÚ heawing. +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO knyown >_> togethew in Orleans. +uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 Since when I ^.^ have >_< been UwU debtow ^-^ to you uWu fow ÚwÚ couwtesies, +;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< evew ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet pay ^.^ stiww. +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, you o'errate my UwU poow kindness. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad I >_> did +>_> atonye my :33 countwyman ÚwÚ and OwO you; ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ pity you shouwd ^.^ have +>_< been >w< put >_> togethew with OwO so x3 mowtaw :3 a OwO puwpose as then OwO each bore, +x3 upon ^-^ impowtance >_> of OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and twiviaw :3 a ^.^ nyatuwe. +uWu POSTHUMUS. By >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ÚwÚ was then :3 a x3 young traveller; +wathew >w< shunn'd ^-^ to >w< go x3 even with what I heard than in my every +>w< action ^-^ to >w< be >_< guided uWu by >_> othews' >_< expewiences; uWu but x3 upon my >_> mended +:3 judgment- ^-^ if I offend ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is uWu mended- my >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot +^-^ awtogethew ^w^ swight. +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. OwO Faith, yes, ^-^ to >w< be >w< put ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and +uWu by such two UwU that would uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood ^.^ have :33 confounded ^-^ onye OwO the +uWu othew ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO faww'n >_> both. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Can >_> we, with xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ ask what ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD diffewence? +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. :3 Safewy, I uWu think. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a uWu contention in pubwic, ;;w;; which +>w< may, ^-^ without ;;w;; contwadiction, suffer OwO the >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike +OwO an awgument UwU that feww >_< out last night, xDD whewe OwO each >_> of OwO us feww in +UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy xDD mistwesses; :3 this ^-^ gentweman at UwU that UwU time +:33 vouching- ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; wawwant >_> of bwoody >w< affiwmation- his ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe +:33 faiw, viwtuous, ÚwÚ wise, chaste, x3 constant, :3 quawified, ÚwÚ and less +attemptabwe, than ^-^ any OwO the wawest >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies in OwO Fwance. +^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That wady :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow living, ^w^ ow :3 this gentweman's ^-^ opinyion, +uWu by this, OwO wown >_< out. +uWu POSTHUMUS. She howds xDD hew :3 viwtue stiww, ÚwÚ and I my mind. +^-^ IACHIMO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 faw :33 pwefew xDD hew fowe ^w^ ouws >_> of :3 Itawy. +uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Being OwO so :3 faw provok'd as I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, I would abate +xDD hew nothing, >w< though I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf xDD hew ^-^ adowew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< fwiend. +^-^ IACHIMO. UwU As fair ÚwÚ and as x3 good- :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU hand-in-hand comparison- +xDD had >_< been xDD something xDD too fair ÚwÚ and xDD too good uWu fow ^-^ any wady in x3 Bwitain. +>w< If ^.^ she went before ÚwÚ othews I ^.^ have uWu seen as UwU that xDD diamond >_> of x3 youws +x3 outwustwes many I ^.^ have behewd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but believe ^.^ she +^.^ excewwed many; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the UwU most pwecious xDD diamond UwU that +;;w;; is, :3 nyow you OwO the >_< wady. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^.^ pwais'd xDD hew as I x3 wated :3 hew. ^w^ So ^-^ do I my >_> stonye. +^-^ IACHIMO. What ^-^ do you >_< esteem ^.^ it xDD at? +uWu POSTHUMUS. Mowe than OwO the x3 wowwd enjoys. +^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Eithew >_> youw unparagon'd ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO dead, ^w^ ow she's +>w< outpwiz'd uWu by :3 a UwU twifwe. +uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe ÚwÚ mistaken: OwO the ^-^ onye ^-^ may >w< be :3 sowd ^w^ ow uWu given, ^-^ if there +;;w;; wewe wealth enough uWu fow OwO the ^-^ puwchase ^w^ ow merit uWu fow OwO the gift; OwO the +uWu othew :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :33 sawe, ÚwÚ and only OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO the xDD gods. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Which OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given you? +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Which uWu by theiw gwaces I uWu wiww keep. +^-^ IACHIMO. You ^-^ may wear xDD hew in title yours; uWu but you xDD knyow ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; foww +^.^ wight x3 upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring ^-^ may >w< be stow'n ^w^ too. ^w^ So +>_> youw >w< bwace >_> of :3 unpwizabwe ^.^ estimations, OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and +OwO the uWu othew >_< casuaw; :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying xDD thief, ^w^ ow :3 a that-way-accompwish'd +:33 couwtiew, would ;;w;; hazawd OwO the winning uWu both >_> of ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Your ^-^ Itawy uWu contains UwU nyonye OwO so >_< accompwish'd :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ to +:3 convince OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mistress, ^-^ if in OwO the howding ^w^ ow woss >_> of +UwU that you term xDD hew frail. I ^-^ do nyothing x3 doubt you ^.^ have ^.^ stowe >_> of +uWu thieves; ^.^ nyotwithstanding, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot my OwO wing. +x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Wet OwO us xDD weave ;;w;; hewe, >_< gentwemen. +uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Siw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This >w< wowthy UwU signyiow, I :3 thank +^w^ him, makes nyo ^w^ stwangew >_> of me; ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ famiwiaw at >_> fiwst. +^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With five xDD times OwO so >w< much convewsation I shouwd >_< get gwound +>_> of >_> youw fair UwU mistwess; ^-^ make xDD hew >w< go xDD back x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >w< yiewding, xDD had +I admittance ÚwÚ and opportunity ^-^ to >w< fwiend. +uWu POSTHUMUS. No, nyo. +^-^ IACHIMO. I dare ^-^ theweupon ^.^ pawn OwO the xDD moiety >_> of my ^-^ estate ^-^ to >_> youw +;;w;; wing, which, in my ^-^ opinyion, o'ervalues ^.^ it >_< something. But I ^-^ make +my uWu wagew wathew x3 against >_> youw >_< confidence than xDD hew weputation; :3 and, +^-^ to bar >_> youw OwO offence hewein UwU too, I durst ^-^ attempt ^.^ it x3 against ^-^ any +wady in OwO the world. +uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^.^ abus'd in xDD too bowd :3 a ^w^ pewsuasion, +ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot you sustain what >_< y'awe >w< wowthy >_> of uWu by >_> youw OwO attempt. +^-^ IACHIMO. What's ÚwÚ that? +uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 wepuwse; >w< though >_> youw attempt, as you caww it, deserve +>w< mowe- :3 a punishment ^w^ too. +x3 PHIWAWIO. Gentwemen, enough >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^w^ It came in xDD too >_> suddenwy; let +^.^ it die as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 bown, ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< be better :33 acquainted. +^-^ IACHIMO. Wouwd I xDD had >w< put my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ and my nyeighbouw's uWu on th' +;;w;; appwobation >_> of what I ^.^ have spoke! +uWu POSTHUMUS. What wady would you OwO choose ^-^ to OwO assaiw? +^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Youws, xDD whom in constancy you ÚwÚ think ^-^ stands OwO so ^-^ safe. I uWu wiww +uWu way you >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats ^-^ to >_> youw ring UwU that, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO the +couwt xDD whewe >_> youw wady ;;w;; is, with nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ advantage than OwO the +opportunity >_> of :3 a uWu second conference, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww bwing ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence +UwU that uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ hews ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ imaginye OwO so xDD wesewv'd. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wage x3 against >_> youw ^.^ gowd, gold ^-^ to it. UwU My ring I +howd dear as my >_> fingew; 'tis part >_> of it. +^-^ IACHIMO. You awe :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein OwO the ^.^ wisew. >w< If you ^-^ buy +ladies' ^.^ fwesh at :3 a ^-^ miwwion :3 a :33 dwam, you cannyot OwO pwesewve ^.^ it ^-^ fwom +UwU tainting. But I UwU see you ^.^ have >w< some >_< wewigion in you, UwU that you fear. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU custom in >_> youw UwU tongue; you bear :3 a uWu gwavew +>_< puwpose, I :33 hope. +^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of my >_> speeches, ÚwÚ and would undewgo ^w^ what's +uWu spoken, I uWu sweaw. +uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Wiww you? I :33 Shaww uWu but lend my xDD diamond ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. +>_> Wet there >w< be uWu cuvnyants :33 dwawn >_< between's. UwU My ^w^ mistwess exceeds in +xDD goodnyess OwO the ^w^ hugenyess >_> of >_> youw unworthy :3 thinking. I dare you ^-^ to +:3 this match: >w< hewe's my OwO wing. +x3 PHIWAWIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it nyo way. +^-^ IACHIMO. By OwO the >_< gods, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ onye. >w< If I bwing you nyo uWu sufficient +OwO testimony UwU that I ^.^ have x3 enjoy'd OwO the ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; bodiwy part >_> of >_> youw +mistress, my >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats awe yours; OwO so :3 is >_> youw xDD diamond +^w^ too. >w< If I come OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew in such uWu honyouw as you ^.^ have +xDD twust ÚwÚ in, ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ jewew, :3 this >_> youw ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and my gold awe yours- +provided I ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ commendation uWu fow my ^-^ mowe free entewtainment. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ these UwU conditions; let OwO us ^.^ have xDD awticwes ;;w;; betwixt +ÚwÚ us. :3 Onwy, ;;w;; thus :3 faw you uWu shaww OwO answew: ^-^ if you ^-^ make >_> youw UwU voyage x3 upon +UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 diwectwy ^-^ to undewstand you ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, I x3 am +nyo further >_> youw enemy- ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^-^ ouw debate; ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wemain +x3 unseduc'd, you ^.^ nyot :33 making ^.^ it :3 appeaw uWu othewwise, uWu fow >_> youw i-iww +>_< opinyion ÚwÚ and th' assauwt you ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chastity you uWu shaww +ÚwÚ answew me with >_> youw ^w^ swowd. +^-^ IACHIMO. Your :3 hand- :3 a cuvnyant! We uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ these >w< things xDD set ;;w;; down +uWu by lawful counsew, ÚwÚ and straight away uWu fow ^w^ Bwitain, west OwO the +:3 bawgain shouwd catch x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stawve. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch my gold ÚwÚ and +^.^ have ^-^ ouw two wagers wecowded. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Agreed. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO +;;w;; FWENCHMAN. uWu Wiww :3 this >_< howd, ÚwÚ think you? +x3 PHIWAWIO. UwU Signyiow Iachimo uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom it. ;;w;; Pway let OwO us follow >_< 'em. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew QUEEN, WADIES, ÚwÚ and :33 COWNyEWIUS + +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the >w< dew's uWu on >w< gwound, x3 gathew x3 those ÚwÚ fwowews; +UwU Make >_> haste; ^-^ who >_> has OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< them? +ÚwÚ WADY. OwO I, ÚwÚ madam. +x3 QUEEN. Dispatch. >_< Exeunt uWu WADIES +Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^.^ have you ^w^ bwought x3 those drugs? +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, >_> ay. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they awe, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU [Pwesenting :3 a ;;w;; box] +But I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, ^-^ without x3 offence- +UwU My ;;w;; conscience >_< bids me ask- xDD whewefowe you ^.^ have +;;w;; Commanded >_> of me ^.^ these UwU most poisonyous >_< compounds +^w^ Which awe OwO the movers >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wanguishing >_< death, +But, >w< though swow, deadwy? +x3 QUEEN. I >_< wondew, Doctor, +Thou >w< ask'st me such :3 a :33 question. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >_< been +x3 Thy pupiw UwU wong? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ weawn'd me how +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make perfumes? distil? UwU pwesewve? ^-^ yea, OwO so +:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat ;;w;; king ^-^ himsewf doth ^w^ woo me ^w^ oft +>_< Fow my ^-^ confections? Having ;;w;; thus :3 faw pwoceeded- +>_< Unwess :3 thou think'st me devilish- :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet +:33 That I >_> did amplify my ÚwÚ judgment in +Other ^-^ concwusions? I uWu wiww twy OwO the fowces +x3 Of ^.^ these >w< thy >_< compounds uWu on such cweatuwes as +We ;;w;; count ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ;;w;; hanging- uWu but UwU nyonye human- +ÚwÚ To twy OwO the vigouw >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO appwy +Awwayments ^-^ to theiw ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu by them x3 gathew +Their uWu sevewaw viwtues ÚwÚ and effects. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your Highness +:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this practice uWu but ^-^ make ^-^ hawd >_> youw >_> heawt; +UwU Besides, OwO the >_< seeing ^.^ these effects uWu wiww >w< be +Both noisome ÚwÚ and uWu infectious. +x3 QUEEN. :33 O, ^.^ content thee. + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO + +^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a :3 fwattewing :33 wascaw; x3 upon him +uWu Wiww I ^.^ fiwst OwO wowk. >w< He's uWu fow his :3 mastew, +An enemy ^-^ to my son.- OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! +Doctor, >_> youw service uWu fow :3 this UwU time :3 is uWu ended; +;;w;; Take >_> youw >_> own way. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do :3 suspect you, ^.^ madam; +But you uWu shaww ^-^ do nyo hawm. +x3 QUEEN. uWu [To PISANIO] UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, :3 a :33 wowd. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. She doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >_> has +Strange ling'ring ^.^ poisons. I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ^.^ spiwit, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ onye >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; mawice with +OwO A ÚwÚ dwug >_> of such :33 damn'd ^.^ nyatuwe. Those ^.^ she >_> has +uWu Wiww ;;w;; stupefy ÚwÚ and :33 duww OwO the :33 sense uWu awhiwe, +^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst UwU pewchance she'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, +;;w;; Then aftewwawd OwO up higher; uWu but there :3 is +:3 Nyo danger in what show >_> of death ^.^ it ^-^ makes, +Mowe than OwO the :3 wocking OwO up OwO the uWu spiwits :3 a UwU time, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe fresh, ^.^ weviving. She :3 is fool'd +x3 With :3 a UwU most false xDD effect; ÚwÚ and I OwO the twuew +^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be false with :3 hew. +x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyo further UwU sewvice, Doctor, +^.^ Untiw I ^-^ send uWu fow thee. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Weeps ^.^ she stiww, xDD say'st thou? Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think in UwU time +She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot quench, ÚwÚ and let instwuctions ÚwÚ entew +:3 Whewe ^.^ fowwy :3 nyow OwO possesses? Do :3 thou OwO wowk. +When :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing me >_> wowd ^.^ she loves my UwU son, +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 thou art then +UwU As gweat as :3 is >w< thy master; greater, uWu fow +His :3 fowtunyes >w< aww lie ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and his name +^-^ Is at last >_< gasp. Wetuwn ^.^ he :33 cannyot, :3 nyow +^-^ Continyue xDD whewe ^.^ he is. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shift his being +^-^ Is ^-^ to exchange ^-^ onye >w< misewy with another, +And every :3 day UwU that comes comes comes ^-^ to +OwO A UwU day's wowk in >_> him. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou OwO expect +ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU dependew uWu on :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 weans, +OwO Who cannyot >w< be OwO nyew OwO buiwt, :3 nyow >_> has nyo fwiends +^w^ So >w< much as uWu but ^-^ to prop OwO him? +UwU [The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops OwO the :3 box. OwO PISANyIO ^-^ takes ^.^ it :3 up] +Thou ^-^ tak'st OwO up +Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what; uWu but UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing I made, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU King +^.^ Five xDD times xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom :33 death. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +What :3 is ^-^ mowe cordial. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take xDD it; +^w^ It :3 is OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a further good +:33 That I UwU mean ^-^ to thee. >_> Teww >w< thy ^w^ mistwess how +The UwU case ^-^ stands with UwU hew; do't as ^-^ fwom thysewf. +:33 Think what :3 a uWu chance :3 thou OwO changest OwO on; uWu but ÚwÚ think +Thou x3 hast >w< thy ^w^ mistwess still; ^-^ to xDD boot, my UwU son, +OwO Who uWu shaww UwU take nyotice >_> of thee. I'll move OwO the UwU King +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^-^ shape >_> of >w< thy >_> pwefewment, such +UwU As x3 thou'wt desire; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mysewf, I ^w^ chiefwy, +:33 That xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to :3 this :33 desewt, x3 am bound +ÚwÚ To woad >w< thy merit ^w^ wichwy. ^-^ Caww my >w< women. +:33 Think uWu on my wowds. Exit OwO PISANyIO +OwO A >_> swy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant >_< knyave, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu shak'd; OwO the uWu agent uWu fow his :3 mastew, +And OwO the >w< wemembwancew >_> of xDD hew ^-^ to howd +The :3 hand-fast ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wowd. I ^.^ have >w< given him UwU that +>w< Which, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take, uWu shaww ^-^ quite ÚwÚ unpeopwe xDD hew +x3 Of ^.^ weigews uWu fow xDD hew >w< sweet; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ she aftew, +Except ^.^ she ^-^ bend xDD hew humouw, uWu shaww >w< be assur'd +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^w^ too. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES + +UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, ;;w;; weww >w< donye. +The ^w^ viowets, >_> cowswips, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pwimwoses, +Beaw ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ;;w;; Pisanyio; +:33 Think uWu on my wowds. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES +PISANIO. And uWu shaww do. +But when ^-^ to my good lord I ^w^ pwuv untwue +I'll uWu choke ^-^ mysewf- :33 thewe's >w< aww I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +x3 Bwitain. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN :3 awonye + +^-^ IMOGEN. OwO A fathew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 step-dame ^-^ fawse; +OwO A foowish OwO suitow ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wedded wady +:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD hew xDD husband banyish'd. :33 O, UwU that ^w^ husband! +UwU My uWu supweme :3 cwown >_> of grief! ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< wepeated +Vexations >_> of ^.^ it! Had I >_< been >w< thief-stow'n, +UwU As my two bwothews, OwO happy! uWu but UwU most xDD misewabwe +^-^ Is OwO the desiwe that's x3 gwowious. Blessed >w< be ^-^ those, +OwO How UwU mean soe'er, UwU that ^.^ have theiw >w< honyest wills, +^w^ Which >_< seasons uWu comfowt. OwO Who ^-^ may :3 this x3 be? >_< Fie! + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO + +PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_> Wome +x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my lord with ^-^ wettews. +^-^ IACHIMO. Change you, OwO madam? +The >w< wowthy :3 Weonyatus :3 is in >w< safety, +And >_> gweets >_> youw Highness uWu deawwy. [Presents :3 a letter] +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, good sir. +^w^ You'we kindwy welcome. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww >_> of xDD hew UwU that :3 is >_< out >_> of xDD doow UwU most ;;w;; wich! +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be furnish'd with :3 a :33 mind OwO so wawe, +She :3 is :3 awonye th' Arabian bird, ÚwÚ and I +>_< Have lost OwO the ^w^ wagew. Boldness >w< be my x3 fwiend! +x3 Awm uWu me, audacity, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot! +Or, >_< wike OwO the Parthian, I uWu shaww fwying ÚwÚ fight; +x3 Wathew, :33 diwectwy uWu fwy. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] :33 'He :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the nyobwest nyote, ^-^ to uWu whose +kindnyesses I x3 am UwU most infinitely uWu tied. OwO Wefwect x3 upon him +UwU accowdingwy, as you >_< vawue >_> youw uWu twust. WEONyATUS.' + +^w^ So :3 faw I ;;w;; wead aloud; +But x3 even OwO the vewy middwe >_> of my OwO heawt +^-^ Is wawm'd uWu by th' west ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes ^.^ it thankfuwwy. +You awe as welcome, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, as I +>_< Have uWu wowds ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu shaww find ^.^ it OwO so +UwU In >w< aww UwU that I can do. +^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ faiwest >_< wady. +>_> What, awe x3 men >_> mad? ;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe >w< given them eyes +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this xDD vauwted OwO awch ÚwÚ and OwO the rich ^.^ cwop +x3 Of ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ;;w;; which can >_< distinguish :33 'twixt +The :33 fiewy ^-^ owbs :33 abuv ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twinn'd >w< stonyes +:3 Upon OwO the :3 nyumbew'd ^.^ beach, ÚwÚ and can ^-^ we ^.^ nyot +Partition ^-^ make with >w< spectacwes OwO so pwecious +'Twixt fair ÚwÚ and x3 fouw? +^-^ IMOGEN. What makes >_> youw OwO admiwation? +^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be >w< i' th' eye, uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and UwU monkeys, +'Twixt two such shes, would chatter :3 this uWu way ÚwÚ and +Contemn with :33 mows OwO the other; :3 nyow >w< i' th' judgment, +>_< Fow :3 idiots in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 favouw would +Be wisewy >w< definyite; :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO appetite; +^.^ Swuttewy, ^-^ to such nyeat :33 excewwence xDD oppos'd, +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make desiwe >_> vomit emptiness, +:3 Nyot OwO so >_< awwuw'd ^-^ to ;;w;; feed. +^-^ IMOGEN. What :3 is OwO the matter, >_< twow? +^-^ IACHIMO. The xDD cwoyed wiww- +:33 That satiate ÚwÚ yet uWu unsatisfied desiwe, UwU that :33 tub +Both fill'd ÚwÚ and running- ravening ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ wamb, +Longs aftew uWu fow OwO the garbage. +^-^ IMOGEN. >_> What, dear ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ waps you? uWu Awe you uWu weww? +^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^.^ madam; weww.- ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, +:3 Desiwe my ÚwÚ man's abode xDD whewe I >_> did xDD weave >_> him. +>w< He's ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> peevish. +PISANIO. I ÚwÚ was going, ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him welcome. Exit +^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Continyues ;;w;; weww my UwU wowd? His OwO heawth uWu beseech you? +^-^ IACHIMO. Weww, ÚwÚ madam. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he dispos'd ^-^ to miwth? I >w< hope ^.^ he is. +^-^ IACHIMO. Exceeding ^-^ pweasant; UwU nyonye :3 a ^w^ stwangew there +^w^ So >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and OwO so gamesome. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd +The Britain >w< wevewwew. +^-^ IMOGEN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here +ÚwÚ He >_> did :33 incwinye ^-^ to uWu sadnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO oft-times +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing >w< why. +^-^ IACHIMO. I never ^-^ saw him :33 sad. +Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu Fwenchman his ^w^ companyion, ^-^ onye +An ^-^ eminyent :33 monsieuw UwU that, ^.^ it seems, >w< much loves +OwO A ^w^ Gawwian UwU giww at UwU home. ÚwÚ He furnaces +The OwO thick sighs ^-^ fwom him; whiwes OwO the ;;w;; jowwy Bwiton- +Your lord, I ^w^ mean- laughs :3 fwom's free lungs, x3 cwies 'O, +^w^ Can my ^-^ sides >_< howd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 man- ^-^ who knows +By history, report, ^w^ ow his >_> own proof, +What ^-^ woman ;;w;; is, ^-^ yea, what ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose +But >w< must be- will's free ^w^ houws ^w^ wanguish uWu fow +uWu Assuwed UwU bondage?' +^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Wiww my lord uWu say so? +^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with his eyes in flood with ^-^ waughtew. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a x3 wecweation ^-^ to >w< be uWu by +And hear him xDD mock OwO the >_> Fwenchman. But uWu heavens xDD knyow +uWu Some x3 men awe >w< much ^-^ to blame. +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyot >_< he, I :33 hope. +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot xDD he; uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< heaven's bounty towards him UwU might +Be :33 us'd ^-^ mowe thankfuwwy. UwU In himself, 'tis :33 much; +UwU In you, ;;w;; which I >_< account his, uWu beyond >w< aww talents. +>w< Whiwst I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_< wondew, I x3 am bound +ÚwÚ To ^-^ pity ^w^ too. +^-^ IMOGEN. What ^-^ do you pity, sir? +^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Two cweatuwes ^w^ heawtiwy. +^-^ IMOGEN. OwO Am I one, sir? +You ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 me: what :3 wweck discewn you in me +:33 Desewves >_> youw ^.^ pity? +^-^ IACHIMO. Lamentable! >_> What, +ÚwÚ To hide me ^-^ fwom OwO the radiant >_< sun ÚwÚ and xDD sowace +uWu I' th' uWu dungeon uWu by :3 a snuff? +^-^ IMOGEN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, +^w^ Dewivew with ^-^ mowe ^-^ opennyess >_> youw ^-^ answews +ÚwÚ To my >_> demands. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ pity x3 me? +^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That ÚwÚ othews uWu do, +I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, enjoy youw- But +^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< office >_> of OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to x3 venge it, +:3 Nyot >_< minye ^-^ to speak on't. +^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow +OwO Something >_> of uWu me, ^w^ ow what UwU concewns me; pray :3 you- +x3 Since ^-^ doubting >w< things >w< go i-iww >_< often hurts ^-^ mowe +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu they do; uWu fow >_< cewtainties +x3 Eithew awe ÚwÚ past remedies, ;;w;; ow, UwU timewy ;;w;; knyowing, +The ^.^ wemedy then uWu bown- ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to me +What uWu both you xDD spuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop. +^-^ IACHIMO. Had I :3 this ^-^ cheek +ÚwÚ To bathe my lips ^w^ upon; :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu whose touch, +uWu Whose every touch, would x3 fowce OwO the ^w^ feewew's ^w^ souw +ÚwÚ To th' OwO oath >_> of >_> woyawty; :3 this object, ;;w;; which +Takes pwisonyew OwO the wiwd motion >_> of >_< minye eye, +xDD Fixing ^.^ it only xDD hewe; shouwd OwO I, :33 damn'd then, +Swavew with lips as ^w^ common as OwO the ;;w;; staiws +:33 That x3 mount OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; >_> join :33 gwipes with ^.^ hands +^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with houwwy xDD fawsehood- :3 fawsehood as +x3 With ^-^ wabouw; then by-peeping in OwO an eye +xDD Base ÚwÚ and OwO iwwustwious as OwO the :33 smoky ^.^ wight +^.^ That's ^-^ fed with uWu stinking :33 tawwow- ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 fit +:33 That >w< aww OwO the pwagues >_> of heww shouwd at ^-^ onye UwU time +Encounter such uWu wevowt. +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My lord, I feaw, +xDD Has ;;w;; fowgot x3 Bwitain. +^-^ IACHIMO. And :3 himsewf. :3 Nyot I +>_< Incwin'd ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence OwO pwonyounce +The beggary >_> of his ÚwÚ change; uWu but 'tis >_> youw gwaces +:33 That ^-^ fwom my :33 mutest ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to my :33 tongue +Chawms :3 this wepowt >_< out. +^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Wet me hear nyo more. +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O ;;w;; deawest >_> souw, >_> youw cause doth strike my OwO heawt +x3 With ^-^ pity UwU that doth ^-^ make me ÚwÚ sick! OwO A wady +^w^ So :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and :3 fasten'd ^-^ to OwO an UwU empewy, +Wouwd ^-^ make OwO the >w< gweat'st ;;w;; king >_> doubwe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ pawtnyew'd +x3 With >w< tomboys hiw'd with UwU that uWu sewf exhibition +^w^ Which >_> youw >_> own OwO coffews :3 yiewd! with OwO diseas'd ventures +:33 That xDD pway with >w< aww >_< infiwmities uWu fow gold +^w^ Which wottennyess can lend ^-^ nyatuwe! such boiw'd stuff +UwU As ;;w;; weww UwU might :3 poison poison! Be ÚwÚ weveng'd; +Ow ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ bowe you ÚwÚ was nyo queen, ÚwÚ and you +UwU Wecoiw ^-^ fwom >_> youw gweat :33 stock. +^-^ IMOGEN. Reveng'd? +OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? >w< If :3 this >w< be uWu twue- +UwU As I ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt UwU that uWu both >_< minye ears +Must ^.^ nyot in haste abuse- ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be true, +OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? +^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ make me +Live >_< wike >_> Dianya's pwiest ;;w;; betwixt x3 cowd sheets, +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he :3 is UwU vauwting UwU vawiabwe ^w^ wamps, +UwU In >_> youw >_> despite, x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ puwse? ^w^ Wevenge it. +I dedicate ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, +Mowe x3 nyobwe than UwU that xDD wunyagate ^-^ to >_> youw :33 bed, +And uWu wiww continue fast ^-^ to >_> youw affection, +OwO Stiww :33 cwose as sure. +^-^ IMOGEN. What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! +^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Wet me my service >w< tendew uWu on >_> youw lips. +^-^ IMOGEN. xDD Away! I ^-^ do condemn >_< minye ears UwU that ^.^ have +^w^ So wong attended thee. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD honyouwabwe, +Thou wouldst ^.^ have told :3 this xDD tawe uWu fow uWu viwtue, ^.^ nyot +>_< Fow such OwO an ^-^ end :3 thou ^.^ seek'st, as base as :33 stwange. +Thou UwU wwong'st :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ who :3 is as :3 faw +From >w< thy wepowt as :3 thou ^-^ fwom >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and +Sowicits here :3 a wady UwU that uWu disdains +ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw awike.- What ^w^ ho, Pisanio!- +The UwU King my fathew uWu shaww >w< be :3 made acquainted +x3 Of >w< thy assauwt. >w< If ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit +OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ stwangew in his couwt ^-^ to mawt +UwU As in :3 a Womish UwU stew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu expound +His >_> beastwy :33 mind ^-^ to >w< us, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a couwt +ÚwÚ He wittwe >_> cawes for, ÚwÚ and :3 a daughter ^-^ who +ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyot respects at xDD aww.- What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O x3 happy Weonyatus! I ^-^ may uWu say +The ÚwÚ cwedit UwU that >w< thy wady ;;w;; hath >_> of ÚwÚ thee +:33 Desewves >w< thy twust, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU most pewfect xDD goodnyess +Her assur'd credit. Blessed live you long, +OwO A wady ^-^ to OwO the wowthiest x3 siw UwU that >w< evew +>_< Countwy xDD caww'd his! ÚwÚ and you his mistress, only +>_< Fow OwO the UwU most wowthiest fit! >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. +I ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 this ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw uWu affiance +Were >_< deepwy rooted, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw lord +:33 That ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is OwO nyew o'er; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye +The >w< twuest >_> mannyew'd, such :3 a holy :3 witch +:33 That ^.^ he >w< enchants :33 societies OwO into ^w^ him, +Hawf >w< aww xDD men's hearts awe ^-^ his. +^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ make :3 amends. +^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He OwO sits 'mongst x3 men >_< wike :3 a descended :3 god: +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ sets him >_> of +Mowe than :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> seeming. Be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, +uWu Most :3 mighty uWu Pwincess, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 adventuw'd +ÚwÚ To twy >_> youw ^-^ taking >_> of :3 a false report, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath +Honour'd with >_> confiwmation >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ judgment +UwU In OwO the >w< ewection >_> of :3 a x3 siw OwO so wawe, +^w^ Which you xDD knyow cannyot UwU eww. The love I bear him +^w^ Made me ^-^ to fan you ;;w;; thus; uWu but OwO the UwU gods :3 made you, +Unlike >w< aww >w< othews, xDD chaffwess. ;;w;; Pway >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. +^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Aww's well, siw; UwU take my ^.^ pow'w >w< i' th' couwt uWu fow ^w^ youws. +^-^ IACHIMO. UwU My humbwe :33 thanks. I xDD had ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot +^.^ T' entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu but in :3 a small UwU wequest, +And ÚwÚ yet >_> of ;;w;; moment UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it UwU concewns +Your ^w^ wowd; ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 nyobwe fwiends +uWu Awe ^.^ pawtnyews in OwO the :33 businyess. +^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Pway what is't? +^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Some ;;w;; dozen Womans >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_> youw wowd- +The :33 best feathew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wing- ^.^ have mingwed ÚwÚ sums +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow OwO the Empewow; +^w^ Which OwO I, OwO the uWu factow uWu fow OwO the rest, ^.^ have x3 donye +UwU In OwO Fwance. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ pwate >_> of x3 wawe OwO device, ÚwÚ and jewews +x3 Of rich ÚwÚ and UwU exquisite >_> fowm, theiw vawues OwO gweat; +And I x3 am xDD something curious, being stwange, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them in xDD safe xDD stowage. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you +ÚwÚ To UwU take them in pwotection? +^-^ IMOGEN. Willingly; +And ^.^ pawn >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu fow theiw xDD safety. x3 Since +UwU My lord ;;w;; hath ;;w;; intewest in ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep them +UwU In my uWu bedchambew. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ They awe in :3 a OwO twunk, +^w^ Attended uWu by my ^-^ men. I uWu wiww ^-^ make bowd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send them ^-^ to you only uWu fow :3 this >_< nyight; +I >w< must aboawd >w< to-mowwow. +^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, no, nyo. +^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Yes, I :33 beseech; ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ showt my >_> wowd +By uWu wength'nying my ^w^ wetuwn. From x3 Gawwia +I ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the :33 seas uWu on OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and uWu on pwomise +ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +^-^ IMOGEN. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. +But ^.^ nyot away ;;w;; to-mowwow! +^-^ IACHIMO. :33 O, I xDD must, ÚwÚ madam. +OwO Thewefowe I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ^-^ if you >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To gweet >_> youw lord with wwiting, do't to-nyight. +I ^.^ have x3 outstood my UwU time, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ matewiaw +xDD 'To th' >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw pwesent. +^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu wiww write. +>_> Send >_> youw twunk ^-^ to me; ^.^ it uWu shaww xDD safe >w< be ^-^ kept +And ^.^ twuwy >w< yiewded you. ^w^ You'we vewy welcome. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bwitain. Before :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO the two LORDS + +CWOTEN. >_> Was there >w< evew man xDD had such luck! When I kiss'd OwO the xDD jack, +x3 upon OwO an up-cast ^-^ to >w< be :3 hit >w< away! I xDD had :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound >w< on't; ÚwÚ and +then :3 a whoreson jackanapes >w< must UwU take me OwO up uWu fow swearing, as ^-^ if I +OwO bowwowed >_< minye oaths >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu spend them at my +ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +OwO FIWST LORD. What ^w^ got ^.^ he uWu by ÚwÚ that? You ^.^ have x3 bwoke his OwO pate with >_> youw +>_< boww. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If his ÚwÚ wit xDD had >_< been >_< wike him UwU that x3 bwoke it, ^.^ it +would ^.^ have run >w< aww >_< out. +CWOTEN. When :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any +standews-by ^-^ to >_> cuwtaiw his OwO oaths. Ha? +x3 SECOND LORD. No, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ [Aside] :3 nyow ^.^ cwop OwO the ears >_> of ^.^ them. +CWOTEN. ^.^ Whoweson xDD dog! I ^w^ give him UwU satisfaction? Wouwd ^.^ he xDD had >_< been +^-^ onye >_> of my UwU wank! +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU smeww'd >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. +CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 vex'd ^-^ mowe at ^w^ anything in th' xDD eawth. OwO A UwU pox on't! I +xDD had wathew ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as I ^.^ am; uWu they dare ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, +^.^ because >_> of OwO the Queen my mother. uWu Evewy jackslave ;;w;; hath his >_> bewwyfuw +>_> of xDD fighting, ÚwÚ and I >w< must >w< go OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cock UwU that nyobody +can ^w^ match. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and :3 capon :33 too; ÚwÚ and you OwO cwow, +:3 cock, with >_> youw xDD comb x3 on. +CWOTEN. uWu Sayest thou? +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> youw ^.^ wowdship shouwd >_< undewtake every +^.^ companyion UwU that you ^w^ give OwO offence x3 to. +CWOTEN. No, I xDD knyow UwU that; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit I shouwd commit OwO offence ^-^ to +my infewiows. +x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 onwy. +CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I >w< say. +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Did you hear >_> of :3 a ^w^ stwangew that's come ^-^ to couwt +x3 to-nyight? +CWOTEN. OwO A UwU stwangew, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown on't? +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow himself, ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ it +not. +OwO FIWST LORD. There's OwO an >w< Itawian xDD come, :3 and, 'tis thought, ^-^ onye >_> of +Leonatus' >_< fwiends. +CWOTEN. >w< Weonyatus? OwO A banish'd :33 wascaw; ÚwÚ and :33 he's another, >_> whatsoevew +^.^ he UwU be. OwO Who told you >_> of :3 this stranger? +OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Onye >_> of >_> youw :33 wowdship's pages. +CWOTEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 fit I went ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO him? ^-^ Is there nyo dewogation +:3 in't? +x3 SECOND LORD. You cannyot >w< dewogate, my :33 wowd. +CWOTEN. :3 Nyot >_< easiwy, I uWu think. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe :3 a OwO foow gwanted; OwO thewefowe >_> youw >w< issues, +being UwU foowish, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewogate. +CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go UwU see :3 this ^-^ Itawian. What I ^.^ have lost OwO to-day at +bowls I'll ^.^ win ^.^ to-nyight >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go. +x3 SECOND LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. +>_< Exeunt >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST LORD +:33 That such :3 a crafty ^w^ deviw as :3 is his mothew +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the x3 wowwd :3 this ^w^ ass! OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that +Bears >w< aww ;;w;; down with xDD hew brain; ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD hew :3 son +Cannyot UwU take two ^-^ fwom :33 twenty, uWu fow his xDD heawt, +And xDD weave :33 eighteen. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow princess, +Thou >_< divinye :33 Imogen, what :3 thou >_> enduw'st, +ÚwÚ Betwixt :3 a fathew uWu by >w< thy :33 step-dame guvwn'd, +OwO A mothew houwwy ^.^ coinying pwots, :3 a wooew +Mowe ^-^ hatefuw than OwO the ;;w;; fouw expuwsion :3 is +x3 Of >w< thy dear xDD husband, than UwU that horrid ^.^ act +x3 Of OwO the divorce he'd ;;w;; make! The uWu heavens howd ^w^ fiwm +The >_< wawws >_> of >w< thy dear xDD honyouw, ^-^ keep OwO unshak'd +:33 That :3 tempwe, >w< thy fair UwU mind, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ stand +^.^ T' enjoy >w< thy banish'd lord ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat wand! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bwitain. ^-^ IMOGEN'S ;;w;; bedchambew in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S OwO pawace; :3 a twunk in ^-^ onye >_< cownyew + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN in xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 a LADY :33 attending + +^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My ^-^ woman? Helen? +ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ madam. +^-^ IMOGEN. What hour :3 is it? +ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Awmost UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ madam. +^-^ IMOGEN. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead three ^w^ houws xDD then. Minye eyes awe weak; +xDD Fowd ;;w;; down OwO the weaf xDD whewe I ^.^ have left. ÚwÚ To bed. +;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot away OwO the ^w^ tapew, xDD weave ^.^ it buwnying; +And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 awake uWu by ;;w;; fouw o' th' clock, +I ÚwÚ pwithee caww >_> me. ^w^ Sweep ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd me wholly. Exit LADY +ÚwÚ To >_> youw >w< pwotection I ÚwÚ commend uWu me, xDD gods. +From fairies ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> temptews >_> of OwO the night +Guard uWu me, uWu beseech :33 ye! +xDD [Sweeps. uWu IACHIMO comes ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twunk] +^-^ IACHIMO. The ;;w;; cwickets sing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ man's >w< o'ew-wabouw'd :33 sense +Wepaiws itsewf uWu by ^-^ west. Our UwU Tawquin ;;w;; thus +OwO Did softwy press OwO the wushes ewe ^.^ he xDD waken'd +The uWu chastity ^.^ he wounded. :33 Cythewea, +OwO How bravely :3 thou ^w^ becom'st >w< thy bed! ^.^ fwesh wiwy, +And whiter than OwO the :3 sheets! :33 That I UwU might ÚwÚ touch! +But kiss; ^-^ onye :3 kiss! Wubies unpawagon'd, +OwO How dearly uWu they ;;w;; do't! ^.^ 'Tis xDD hew breathing UwU that +^.^ Pewfumes OwO the ;;w;; chambew OwO thus. The flame o' th' x3 tapew +Bows towawd xDD hew ÚwÚ and would >_< undew-peep xDD hew >_< wids +ÚwÚ To UwU see th' enclosed lights, :3 nyow xDD canyopied +^.^ Undew ^.^ these uWu windows >_> white ÚwÚ and ^w^ azuwe, wac'd +x3 With blue >_> of >_< heaven's >_> own ;;w;; tinct. But my x3 design +ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyote OwO the ^.^ chambew. I uWu wiww wwite >w< aww >_< down: +Such ÚwÚ and such pictuwes; there OwO the window; such +^-^ Th' xDD adownment >_> of xDD hew ^-^ bed; OwO the OwO awwas, ^.^ figuwes- +ÚwÚ Why, such ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents o' th' >_< stowy. +xDD Ah, uWu but >w< some :3 nyatuwaw :3 nyotes about xDD hew ÚwÚ body +OwO Abuv >w< ten ^w^ thousand meaner movabwes +Wouwd testify, x3 t' UwU enwich >_< minye OwO inventowy. +:3 O >w< sweep, :3 thou ape >_> of >_< death, lie :33 duww x3 upon her! +And >w< be xDD hew :33 sense uWu but as :3 a monument, +ÚwÚ Thus in :3 a >w< chapew ÚwÚ wying! Come OwO off, come off; +[Taking x3 off xDD hew OwO bwacewet] +UwU As >w< swippewy as OwO the ;;w;; Gowdian knot ÚwÚ was hawd! +^.^ 'Tis mine; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu wiww witness outwardly, +UwU As stwongwy as OwO the ;;w;; conscience OwO does ÚwÚ within, +ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ madding >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. uWu On xDD hew weft uWu bweast +OwO A ^-^ mowe ;;w;; cinque-spotted, >_< wike OwO the :3 cwimson ^.^ dwops +uWu I' th' xDD bottom >_> of :3 a :3 cowswip. Here's :3 a ;;w;; vouchew +Stronger than >w< evew OwO waw :33 couwd make; :3 this >w< secwet +uWu Wiww x3 fowce him ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have pick'd OwO the ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ta'en +The >_> tweasuwe >_> of xDD hew honyouw. :3 Nyo more. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? +UwU Why shouwd I wwite :3 this ;;w;; down that's :3 wiveted, +uWu Scwew'd ^-^ to my memory? She ;;w;; hath >_< been reading ^.^ wate +The xDD tawe >_> of :3 Teweus; here OwO the leaf's tuwn'd ;;w;; down +:3 Whewe Phiwomew >_> gave :33 up. I ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. +ÚwÚ To th' twunk uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the spwing >_> of it. +x3 Swift, xDD swift, you dragons >_> of OwO the night, UwU that dawnying +May x3 bawe OwO the >_> waven's xDD eye! I lodge in fear; +^-^ Though :3 this :3 a ^w^ heavenwy angew, heww :3 is here. [Clock >w< stwikes] +>w< Onye, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. Time, UwU time! Exit OwO into OwO the twunk + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +:3 CYMBEWINyE'S palace. An >_< ante-chambew adjoinying ^-^ IMOGEN'S apartments + +x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and LORDS + +OwO FIWST LORD. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu patient man in loss, OwO the UwU most +^.^ cowdest UwU that >w< evew tuwn'd OwO up ace. +CWOTEN. ^w^ It would ^-^ make ^-^ any man x3 cowd ^-^ to lose. +OwO FIWST LORD. But ^.^ nyot every man uWu patient aftew OwO the x3 nyobwe uWu tempew >_> of +>_> youw >_> wowdship. You awe UwU most ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwious when you win. +CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Winnying uWu wiww >w< put ^-^ any man OwO into ^.^ couwage. >w< If I :33 couwd >_< get :3 this +foowish :33 Imogen, I shouwd ^.^ have gold ^w^ enyough. ÚwÚ It's ^w^ awmost morning, +:3 is't not? +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Day, my :33 wowd. +CWOTEN. I would :3 this music would come. I x3 am advised ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew +music :3 a mownyings; uWu they uWu say ^.^ it uWu wiww penyetwate. + +x3 Entew xDD musicians + +Come OwO on, ^.^ tunye. >w< If you can ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew with >_> youw fingering, ÚwÚ so. +>w< We'ww twy with :33 tongue ^w^ too. >w< If UwU nyonye uWu wiww uWu do, let xDD hew ^.^ wemain; uWu but +I'll never ^w^ give o'er. First, :3 a vewy excellent x3 good-conceited +uWu thing; aftew, :3 a OwO wondewfuw ^w^ sweet :3 aiw, with ^.^ admiwabwe rich uWu wowds ^-^ to +>_> it- ÚwÚ and then let xDD hew consider. + +SONG + +Hawk, xDD hawk! OwO the lark at >_< heaven's xDD gate :3 sings, +And ÚwÚ Phoebus >w< 'gins awise, +His steeds ^-^ to >w< watew at x3 those spwings +uWu On >_> chawic'd >_> fwow'ws UwU that wies; +And ^w^ winking ^w^ Mawy-buds begin +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; ope theiw gowden OwO eyes. +x3 With OwO evewything UwU that pwetty uWu bin, +UwU My wady ;;w;; sweet, >_< awise; +UwU Awise, arise! + +UwU So, >_< get you gone. >w< If :3 this ^w^ penyetwate, I uWu wiww consider >_> youw music +OwO the bettew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a OwO vice in xDD hew ears ;;w;; which +horsehairs ÚwÚ and :3 cawves' ÚwÚ guts, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 unpaved OwO eunyuch ^-^ to +xDD boot, can never amend. >_< Exeunt xDD musicians + +x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN + +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. +CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ÚwÚ was OwO up OwO so :3 wate, uWu fow that's OwO the reason I ÚwÚ was OwO up +OwO so ;;w;; eawwy. ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO choose uWu but UwU take :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye +fathewwy.- Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious mother. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Attend you here OwO the xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stewn ^.^ daughtew? +uWu Wiww ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowth? +CWOTEN. I ^.^ have >_< assaiw'd xDD hew with musics, uWu but ^.^ she vouchsafes nyo +OwO nyotice. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. The exiwe >_> of xDD hew :3 minyion :3 is xDD too new; +She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; fowgot him; >w< some ^-^ mowe UwU time +Must wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of his wemembwance out, +And then she's ^w^ youws. +x3 QUEEN. You awe UwU most bound ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, +OwO Who UwU wets >w< go uWu by nyo vantages UwU that ^-^ may +:33 Pwefew you ^-^ to his daughter. :3 Fwame yourself +ÚwÚ To >_> owdewwy ;;w;; sowiciting, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ fwiended +x3 With aptness >_> of OwO the xDD season; ^-^ make denials +Incwease >_> youw ^.^ sewvices; OwO so ÚwÚ seem as ^-^ if +You ;;w;; wewe xDD inspiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do x3 those ;;w;; duties ;;w;; which +You >w< tendew ^-^ to UwU hew; UwU that you in >w< aww ^-^ obey UwU hew, +ÚwÚ Save when xDD command ^-^ to >_> youw dismission ;;w;; tends, +And :3 thewein you awe UwU sensewess. +CWOTEN. ^-^ Sensewess? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >_< wike you, ;;w;; siw, ambassadors ^-^ fwom Rome; +The ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ Caius Wucius. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, +:33 Awbeit ^.^ he comes uWu on :3 angwy OwO puwpose UwU nyow; +But that's nyo fauwt >_> of ^-^ his. We >w< must weceive him +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his sendew; +And towards himself, his xDD goodnyess forespent uWu on >w< us, +We >w< must uWu extend ^-^ ouw OwO nyotice. Our dear UwU son, +When you ^.^ have >w< given good xDD mownying ^-^ to >_> youw mistress, +x3 Attend OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and >_< us; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 nyeed +^.^ T' x3 empwoy you towards :3 this x3 Woman. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw >w< queen. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> CWOTEN +CWOTEN. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu up, I'll speak with UwU hew; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Wet xDD hew lie still ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam. By >_> youw leave, UwU ho! ^.^ [Knyocks] +I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< women awe about UwU hew; what +>w< If I ^-^ do xDD winye ^-^ onye >_> of theiw ^-^ hands? ^.^ 'Tis gold +^w^ Which OwO buys admittance; ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< doth-yea, ÚwÚ and makes +>_> Dianya's rangers false themsewves, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up +Their ;;w;; deew ^-^ to th' ^.^ stand o' th' steawew; ÚwÚ and 'tis gold +^w^ Which makes OwO the OwO twue man xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saves OwO the thief; +;;w;; Nyay, sometime OwO hangs uWu both ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD man. What +^w^ Can ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ^-^ undo? I uWu wiww ^-^ make +>_< Onye >_> of xDD hew >w< women ^.^ wawyew ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow +I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot undewstand OwO the UwU case ^-^ mysewf. +By >_> youw weave. ^.^ [Knyocks] + +x3 Entew :3 a LADY + +ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Who's there UwU that knocks? +CWOTEN. OwO A gentleman. +ÚwÚ WADY. :3 Nyo >_> mowe? +CWOTEN. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> gentwewoman's :33 son. +ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe +>w< Than >w< some uWu whose taiwows awe as dear as x3 youws +^w^ Can justly boast >_> of. What's >_> youw :33 wowdship's pleasure? +CWOTEN. Your lady's ^-^ pewson; :3 is ^.^ she ready? +ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew ^.^ chambew. +CWOTEN. Thewe :3 is gold uWu fow OwO you; ;;w;; seww me >_> youw good >_< wepowt. +ÚwÚ WADY. :3 How? UwU My good name? ^w^ ow ^-^ to wepowt >_> of you +What I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think :3 is :3 good? The ;;w;; Pwincess! + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN + +CWOTEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ faiwest sistew. Your ^w^ sweet hand. +Exit LADY +^-^ IMOGEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, sir. You uWu way >_< out xDD too >w< much x3 pains +>_< Fow puwchasing uWu but xDD twoubwe. The ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give +^-^ Is x3 tewwing you UwU that I x3 am UwU poow >_> of UwU thanks, +And scarce can spawe ^.^ them. +CWOTEN. OwO Stiww I uWu sweaw I love you. +^-^ IMOGEN. >w< If you uWu but ^w^ said so, 'twere as ^-^ deep with >_> me. +>w< If you uWu sweaw stiww, >_> youw ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is still +:33 That I ^-^ wegawd ^.^ it not. +CWOTEN. :3 This :3 is nyo >w< answew. +^-^ IMOGEN. But UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say I yield, being silent, +I would ^.^ nyot speak. I pray you spawe >_> me. OwO Faith, +I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd >w< equaw xDD discouwtesy +ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 best ^.^ kindnyess; ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ knyowing +;;w;; Shouwd learn, being taught, forbearance. +CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To xDD weave you in >_> youw UwU madnyess 'twere my >w< sin; +I uWu wiww not. +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Foows awe ^.^ nyot mad fowks. +CWOTEN. Do you caww me xDD foow? +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU As I x3 am >_< mad, I do; +>w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 patient, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be mad; +:33 That cuwes OwO us >_> both. I x3 am >w< much sowwy, ;;w;; siw, +You >w< put me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 a lady's ^-^ mannyews +By being OwO so :3 vewbaw; ÚwÚ and learn nyow, uWu fow aww, +:33 That OwO I, ;;w;; which xDD knyow my xDD heawt, ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, +By th' vewy >w< twuth >_> of it, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow you, +And x3 am OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the wack >_> of charity +ÚwÚ To :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf I UwU hate OwO you; ;;w;; which I xDD had wathew +You ;;w;; fewt than x3 make't my uWu boast. +CWOTEN. You xDD sin x3 against +Obedience, ;;w;; which you owe >_> youw father. >_< Fow +The :33 contwact you pwetend with UwU that base >_< wwetch, +>_< Onye bwed >_> of ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and foster'd with x3 cowd UwU dishes, +x3 With scraps o' th' uWu couwt- ^.^ it :3 is nyo contract, none. +And >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; awwowed in meaner uWu pawties- +>_> Yet ^-^ who than ^.^ he ^-^ mowe uWu mean?- ^-^ to xDD knyit theiw uWu souws- +uWu On xDD whom there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe :33 dependency +But uWu bwats ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- in sewf-figuw'd uWu knyot, +>_> Yet you awe :33 cuwb'd ^-^ fwom UwU that enwawgement uWu by +The consequence o' th' UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot :33 foiw +The pwecious ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it with :3 a base slave, +OwO A hiwding uWu fow :3 a x3 wivewy, :3 a squiwe's ^w^ cwoth, +OwO A ^.^ pantwew- ^.^ nyot OwO so eminyent! +^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Pwofanye ^.^ fewwow! +OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :3 son >_> of Jupitew, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe +But what :3 thou art ÚwÚ besides, :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD too base +ÚwÚ To >w< be his >w< gwoom. Thou ^w^ wewt >w< dignyified enyough, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of envy, ^-^ if 'twere :3 made +:33 Compawative uWu fow >_> youw viwtues ^-^ to >w< be styl'd +The ÚwÚ undew-hangman >_> of his UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and hated +>_< Fow being ^w^ pwefeww'd OwO so :33 weww. +CWOTEN. The ^-^ south fog ÚwÚ wot :3 him! +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He never can ^.^ meet ^-^ mowe mischance than come +ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but ^w^ nyam'd >_> of thee. His mean'st ^w^ gawment +:33 That >w< evew ;;w;; hath uWu but clipp'd his ÚwÚ body :3 is ^w^ deawew +UwU In my >_< wespect than >w< aww OwO the ^w^ haiws :33 abuv ^.^ thee, +Were uWu they >w< aww :3 made such ^-^ men. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO + +CWOTEN. UwU 'His :33 gawments'! Nyow OwO the deviw- +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Dowothy my ^-^ woman UwU hie ÚwÚ thee >_> pwesentwy. +CWOTEN. UwU 'His ÚwÚ gawment'! +^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_> spwited with :3 a OwO foow; +:33 Fwighted, ÚwÚ and ang'red >w< wowse. uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman +^-^ Seawch uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew UwU that xDD too >_< casuawwy +;;w;; Hath weft >_< minye arm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< thy x3 mastew's; shrew uWu me, +>w< If I would wose ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO wevenyue +x3 Of ^-^ any :3 king's in Europe! I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think +I OwO saw't :3 this mownying; >w< confident I x3 am +^w^ Wast night 'twas uWu on >_< minye OwO awm; I kiss'd it. +I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye ^-^ to tell my lord +:33 That I ÚwÚ kiss >w< aught uWu but ^w^ he. +PISANIO. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wost. +^-^ IMOGEN. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. uWu Go ÚwÚ and search. Exit OwO PISANyIO +CWOTEN. You ^.^ have ^.^ abus'd >_> me. +UwU 'His UwU meanyest ÚwÚ gawment'! +^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Ay, I ^w^ said so, sir. +>w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ make 't OwO an x3 action, caww witness ^-^ to 't. +CWOTEN. I uWu wiww infowm >_> youw father. +^-^ IMOGEN. Your mothew ^w^ too. +x3 She's my good wady ÚwÚ and uWu wiww conceive, I hope, +But OwO the wowst >_> of >_> me. ^w^ So I xDD weave you, ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ To th' wowst >_> of discontent. Exit +CWOTEN. I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. +UwU 'His mean'st ÚwÚ gawment'! >_< Weww. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and PHILARIO + +uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^w^ suwe +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the UwU King as I x3 am bowd xDD hew uWu honyouw +uWu Wiww >_< wemain hers. +x3 PHIWAWIO. What :3 means ^-^ do you ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO him? +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyot any; uWu but >_> abide OwO the >_> change >_> of UwU time, +x3 Quake in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent wintew's state, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish +:33 That warmer >_< days would come. UwU In ^.^ these >_< feaw'd OwO hopes +I barely ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw :33 wuv; uWu they x3 faiwing, +I >w< must die >w< much >_> youw x3 debtow. +x3 PHIWAWIO. Your vewy xDD goodnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> company +ÚwÚ O'ewpays >w< aww I can do. By :3 this >_> youw ;;w;; king +;;w;; Hath heard >_> of gweat :33 Augustus. ^-^ Caius Wucius +uWu Wiww uWu do's :33 commission throughly; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think +He'll gwant OwO the ^.^ twibute, ^-^ send th' >_< awweawages, +Ow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu Womans, uWu whose wemembwance +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^.^ fwesh in theiw ^w^ gwief. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^-^ do believe +Statist >w< though I x3 am x3 nyonye, :3 nyow >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, +:33 That :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a waw; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear +The legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia sooner ^w^ wanded +UwU In ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyot-feawing Britain than ^.^ have >_< tidings +x3 Of ^-^ any OwO penny twibute >_< paid. Our >w< countwymen +uWu Awe x3 men ^-^ mowe ;;w;; owdew'd than when Julius Caesar +Smiw'd at theiw wack >_> of skill, uWu but ;;w;; found theiw :33 couwage +Wowthy his uWu fwownying OwO at. Their discipwinye, +Nyow mingwed with theiw :33 couwages, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO knyown +ÚwÚ To theiw uWu appwuvws uWu they awe ^w^ peopwe such +:33 That OwO mend x3 upon OwO the world. + +x3 Entew uWu IACHIMO + +x3 PHIWAWIO. xDD See! ^-^ Iachimo! +uWu POSTHUMUS. The ÚwÚ swiftest OwO hawts ^.^ have >w< posted you uWu by wand, +And x3 winds >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ comews kiss'd >_> youw sails, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw vessel nimble. +x3 PHIWAWIO. Wewcome, sir. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I >w< hope OwO the ÚwÚ bwiefnyess >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ answew :3 made +The speediness >_> of >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. +^-^ IACHIMO. Your wady +^-^ Is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd upon. +uWu POSTHUMUS. And :3 thewewithaw OwO the best; ^w^ ow let xDD hew x3 beauty +Wook OwO thwough :3 a casement ^-^ to x3 awwuwe false hearts, +And >w< be false with ^.^ them. +^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Hewe awe letters uWu fow you. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Their >_< tenyouw uWu good, I uWu twust. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. +x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Was ^-^ Caius Wucius in OwO the Britain couwt +When you ;;w;; wewe thewe? +^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected then, +But ^.^ nyot approach'd. +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww >_> yet. +uWu Spawkwes :3 this stonye as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont, ^w^ ow :3 is't ^.^ nyot +:3 Too :33 duww uWu fow >_> youw good weawing? +^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If I ^.^ have lost it, +I shouwd ^.^ have lost OwO the wowth >_> of ^.^ it in >w< gowd. +I'll ^-^ make :3 a journey ^w^ twice as :3 faw x3 t' enjoy +OwO A uWu second night >_> of such ^w^ sweet shortness ;;w;; which +>_> Was >_< minye in Bwitain; uWu fow OwO the ring :3 is x3 won. +uWu POSTHUMUS. The >_< stonye's xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come by. +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, +Your wady being OwO so >w< easy. +uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Make ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, +Your woss >_> youw sport. I >w< hope you xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we +Must ^.^ nyot continue >_< fwiends. +^-^ IACHIMO. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD must, +>w< If you ^-^ keep ÚwÚ cuvnyant. Had I ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought +The knowledge >_> of >_> youw ^w^ mistwess home, I gwant +We ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD question fawthew; uWu but I :3 nyow +Pwofess ^-^ mysewf OwO the ;;w;; winnyew >_> of xDD hew xDD honyouw, +Together with >_> youw :3 wing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wwongew +x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ ow you, having proceeded uWu but +By uWu both >_> youw UwU wiwws. +uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< If you can x3 make't apparent +:33 That you ^.^ have >_> tasted xDD hew in :33 bed, my hand +And ring :3 is ^w^ youws. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_< opinyion +You xDD had >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ puwe uWu honyouw UwU gains ^w^ ow >w< woses +Your >_< swowd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow OwO mastewwess leaves uWu both +ÚwÚ To ^-^ who uWu shaww find ^.^ them. +^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Siw, my circumstances, +>_> Being OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth as I uWu wiww ^-^ make ;;w;; them, +Must ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to bewieve- uWu whose OwO stwength +I uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm with >_> oath; ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot +You'll ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to spawe when you uWu shaww find +You :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 Pwoceed. +^-^ IACHIMO. First, xDD hew bedchamber, +:3 Whewe I x3 confess I >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU pwofess +Had UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww wowth :3 watching-it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hang'd +x3 With ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of :3 siwk ÚwÚ and silver; OwO the xDD stowy, +Proud ÚwÚ Cweopatwa when ^.^ she met xDD hew Woman +And :33 Cydnyus >_< sweww'd :33 abuv OwO the :33 banks, ^w^ ow uWu fow +The press >_> of ^w^ boats ^w^ ow ^.^ pwide. OwO A piece >_> of wowk +^w^ So bravely >_< donye, OwO so rich, UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ stwive +UwU In x3 wowkmanship ÚwÚ and :33 vawue; ;;w;; which I ^-^ wondew'd +Could >w< be OwO so ^-^ wawewy ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy ^w^ wwought, +x3 Since OwO the OwO twue life ^-^ on't :33 was- +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is true; +And :3 this you UwU might ^.^ have heard >_> of ;;w;; hewe, uWu by me +Ow uWu by >w< some other. +^-^ IACHIMO. Mowe OwO pawticuwaws +Must >_> justify my knowledge. +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ So uWu they xDD must, +Ow ^-^ do >_> youw uWu honyouw OwO injuwy. +^-^ IACHIMO. The chimney +^-^ Is ^-^ south OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ chimnyeypiece +^-^ Chaste xDD Dian UwU bathing. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I :33 figuwes +^w^ So :33 wikewy ^-^ to wepowt :3 themsewves. The cutter +>_> Was as another UwU nyatuwe, x3 dumb; outwent UwU hew, +UwU Motion ÚwÚ and >_> bweath weft >_< out. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing +^w^ Which you UwU might ^-^ fwom >_< wewation wikewise x3 weap, +:3 Being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, >w< much xDD spoke >_> of. +^-^ IACHIMO. The >_< woof o' th' ;;w;; chambew +x3 With gowden cherubins :3 is fwetted; xDD hew andirons- +I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^w^ them- ;;w;; wewe two ^w^ winking ^.^ Cupids +x3 Of siwvew, OwO each uWu on ^-^ onye foot standing, ;;w;; nyicewy +uWu Depending uWu on theiw brands. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is xDD hew xDD honyouw! +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be gwanted you ^.^ have uWu seen >w< aww this, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise +Be >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw remembrance; OwO the ;;w;; descwiption +x3 Of what :3 is in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew nyothing ;;w;; saves +The uWu wagew you ^.^ have laid. +^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Then, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, [Shows OwO the OwO bwacewet] +Be ÚwÚ pawe. I UwU beg uWu but xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw :3 this :33 jewew. xDD See! +And :3 nyow 'tis OwO up again. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be married +ÚwÚ To UwU that >_> youw diamond; I'll ^-^ keep ^.^ them. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Juv! +>w< Once ^-^ mowe let me >w< behowd it. ^-^ Is ^.^ it UwU that +^w^ Which I weft with uWu hew? +^-^ IACHIMO. Sir- I :3 thank ÚwÚ hew- ;;w;; that. +She :3 stwipp'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO awm; I UwU see xDD hew yet; +Her pwetty >w< action >_> did UwU outseww xDD hew ^-^ gift, +And ÚwÚ yet :33 enwich'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. She >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said +She >_< pwiz'd ^.^ it ^-^ once. +uWu POSTHUMUS. May >w< be ^.^ she UwU pwuck'd ^.^ it >_> of +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ^.^ it >_> me. +^-^ IACHIMO. She ;;w;; wwites OwO so ^-^ to you, doth uWu she? +uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 O, no, no, no! 'tis true. Here, UwU take :3 this :33 too; +^.^ [Gives OwO the >w< wing] +^w^ It :3 is :3 a basilisk x3 unto >_< minye eye, +Kiwws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo uWu honyouw +:3 Whewe there :3 is beauty; >w< twuth xDD whewe semblance; love +:3 Whewe :33 thewe's another xDD man. The >_< vows >_> of >w< women +x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< bondage >w< be ^-^ to xDD whewe uWu they awe :3 made +>w< Than uWu they awe ^-^ to theiw UwU viwtues, ;;w;; which :3 is nothing. +:33 O, :33 abuv measuwe :33 fawse! +x3 PHIWAWIO. >_< Have >_> patience, ;;w;; siw, +And UwU take >_> youw ring ÚwÚ again; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 won. +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be pwobabwe ^.^ she lost it, ^w^ ow +OwO Who knows ^-^ if ^-^ onye xDD hew :3 women, being >_< cowwupted +;;w;; Hath stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? +uWu POSTHUMUS. Very true; +And OwO so I >w< hope ^.^ he came uWu by't. x3 Back my OwO wing. +Wendew ^-^ to me >w< some cowpowaw >w< sign about UwU hew, +Mowe evident than ^.^ this; uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU stow'n. +^-^ IACHIMO. By Jupitew, I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew arm! +uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Hawk you, ^.^ he x3 sweaws; uWu by Jupiter ^.^ he uWu sweaws. +^.^ 'Tis uWu twue- xDD nyay, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; wing, 'tis true. I x3 am ^w^ suwe +She would ^.^ nyot wose it. Her attendants awe +^-^ Aww sworn ÚwÚ and honourable- uWu they :3 induc'd ^-^ to >_< steaw ^.^ it! +And uWu by :3 a stwangew! No, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 enjoy'd :3 hew. +The cognyizance >_> of xDD hew incontinyency +^-^ Is :33 this: ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bought OwO the name >_> of xDD whowe ;;w;; thus uWu deawwy. +Thewe, UwU take >w< thy hiwe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_< fiends >_> of heww +^.^ Divide themsewves :3 between xDD you! +x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Siw, >w< be patient; +:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< stwong enough ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd +x3 Of ^-^ onye pewsuaded ;;w;; weww >_> of. +uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Nyevew talk >w< on't; +She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO cowted uWu by >_> him. +^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If you >w< seek +>_< Fow further xDD satisfying, uWu undew xDD hew breast- +Wowthy OwO the >_< pwessing- :3 wies :3 a :3 mowe, ^.^ wight >_> pwoud +x3 Of UwU that UwU most delicate >_< wodging. By my xDD wife, +I kiss'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_> gave me ÚwÚ pwesent hungew +ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu again, >w< though :33 fuww. You ^-^ do wemembew +:3 This :33 stain x3 upon uWu hew? +uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth ;;w;; confiwm +>_> Anyothew UwU stain, as xDD big as heww can >_< howd, +Were there nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but it. +^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Wiww you hear >_> mowe? +uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 awithmetic; never ;;w;; count OwO the uWu tuwns. +Once, ÚwÚ and :3 a miwwion! +^-^ IACHIMO. I'll >w< be sworn- +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo swearing. +>w< If you uWu wiww uWu sweaw you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot done't, you >_> wie; +And I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost deny +Thou'st :3 made me cuckold. +^-^ IACHIMO. I'll deny nothing. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had xDD hew here ^-^ to >w< teaw xDD hew ÚwÚ wimb-meaw! +I uWu wiww >w< go there ÚwÚ and UwU do't, >w< i' th' couwt, before +Her father. I'll ^-^ do :3 something- Exit +x3 PHIWAWIO. OwO Quite >w< besides +The government >_> of >_> patience! You ^.^ have x3 won. +Let's follow him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewvewt OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ wwath +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 against :3 himsewf. +^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Rome. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS + +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to ^.^ be, uWu but >w< women +Must >w< be half-workers? We awe >w< aww :33 bastawds, +And UwU that UwU most :3 venyewabwe man ;;w;; which I +OwO Did caww my fathew ÚwÚ was I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe +When I ÚwÚ was :3 stamp'd. uWu Some ^w^ coinyew with his tools +^w^ Made me :3 a ÚwÚ countewfeit; ÚwÚ yet my mothew >w< seem'd +The xDD Dian >_> of UwU that xDD time. ^w^ So doth my UwU wife +The nonpareil >_> of ÚwÚ this. :33 O, :33 vengeance, x3 vengeance! +>w< Me >_> of my lawful ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ she >w< westwain'd, +And >_> pway'd me ^w^ oft x3 fowbeawance; >_> did ^.^ it with +OwO A pudency OwO so rosy, OwO the ^w^ sweet view ^-^ on't +OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have wawm'd ^.^ owd x3 Satuwn; UwU that I ^w^ thought xDD hew +UwU As >_< chaste as :3 unsunn'd snow. :33 O, >w< aww OwO the x3 deviws! +:3 This x3 yewwow Iachimo in OwO an ^.^ houw- >_> was't not? +Ow wess!- at first? :3 Pewchance ^.^ he xDD spoke ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; but, +;;w;; Wike :3 a uWu fuww-acown'd boaw, :3 a ^w^ Gewman one, +;;w;; Cwied UwU 'O!' ÚwÚ and :3 mounted; ;;w;; found nyo opposition +But what ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd uWu fow shouwd oppose ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom uWu encountew ^.^ guawd. Could I find >_< out +The :3 woman's part in UwU me! >_< Fow :33 thewe's nyo motion +:33 That ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to OwO vice in man uWu but I ;;w;; affiwm +^w^ It :3 is OwO the :3 woman's pawt. Be ^.^ it wying, ^-^ nyote it, +The uWu woman's; :33 fwattewing, ÚwÚ hews; UwU deceiving, ÚwÚ hews; +;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, x3 hews, ÚwÚ hews; wevenges, ÚwÚ hews; +xDD Ambitions, covetings, >_> change >_> of :33 pwides, :3 disdain, +Nice longing, OwO swandews, ;;w;; mutabiwity, +^-^ Aww faults UwU that man ^-^ may uWu nyame, xDD nyay, UwU that heww knows, +ÚwÚ Why, x3 hews, in part ^w^ ow uWu aww; uWu but wathew uWu aww; +>_< Fow x3 even ^-^ to OwO vice +^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot x3 constant, uWu but awe changing still +>_< Onye OwO vice uWu but >_> of :3 a :3 minyute ^.^ owd uWu fow ^-^ onye +:3 Nyot half OwO so ^.^ owd as ;;w;; that. I'll wwite x3 against ;;w;; them, +^w^ Detest ;;w;; them, ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. >_> Yet 'tis gweatew >_> skiww +UwU In :3 a OwO twue UwU hate ^-^ to pray uWu they ^.^ have theiw wiww: +The vewy devils cannyot pwague them ^w^ bettew. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bwitain. OwO A hall in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew in state, x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ and LORDS at ^-^ onye doow, +ÚwÚ and at another ÚwÚ CAIUS >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and attendants + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow ÚwÚ say, what would ÚwÚ Augustus Caesar with >_> us? +UwU WUCIUS. When Julius uWu Caesaw- uWu whose wemembwance ÚwÚ yet +Wives in xDD men's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ to ears ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues +Be >_> theme ÚwÚ and hearing :33 evew- ÚwÚ was in :3 this ^w^ Bwitain, +And conquer'd it, >_< Cassibewan, UwU thinye uncwe, +xDD Famous in Caesar's ^.^ pwaises nyo whit less +>w< Than in his feats ^w^ desewving it, uWu fow him +And his UwU succession gwanted >_> Wome :3 a ^.^ twibute, +Yeawwy three ^w^ thousand xDD pounds, ;;w;; which uWu by ÚwÚ thee lately +^-^ Is weft OwO untendew'd. +x3 QUEEN. And, ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the mawvew, +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO so ever. +CWOTEN. Thewe >w< be many uWu Caesaws +Ewe such another ^-^ Juwius. Britain :3 is +OwO A x3 wowwd uWu by itself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing pay +>_< Fow wearing ^-^ ouw >_> own nyoses. +x3 QUEEN. :33 That opportunity, +^w^ Which then uWu they xDD had ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom >w< 's, ^-^ to ;;w;; wesume +We ^.^ have again. :3 Wemembew, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wiege, +The kings >_> youw ancestors, >_> togethew with +The :3 nyatuwaw bravery >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ iswe, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands +UwU As Nyeptunye's park, >_> wibb'd ÚwÚ and paw'd in +x3 With wocks unscawabwe ÚwÚ and roaring waters, +x3 With sands UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear >_> youw enyemies' ^w^ boats +But x3 suck them OwO up ^-^ to th' top-mast. OwO A >w< kind >_> of :3 conquest +Caesar :3 made xDD hewe; uWu but :3 made ^.^ nyot here his brag +x3 Of ÚwÚ 'came, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' x3 With shame- +The ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^w^ touch'd x3 him- ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied +From x3 off ^-^ ouw :33 coast, ^w^ twice >_> beaten; ÚwÚ and his uWu shipping- +OwO Poow ^w^ ignyowant UwU baubwes!- uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu tewwibwe seas, +;;w;; Wike egg-shewws ;;w;; mov'd x3 upon theiw >_< suwges, cwack'd +UwU As easiwy >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw xDD wocks; uWu fow ^.^ joy ^w^ wheweof +The :33 fam'd >_< Cassibewan, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU once at point- +:33 O, >w< gigwot fortune!- ^-^ to ^w^ mastew Caesar's ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ Made Wud's :33 Town with ^.^ wejoicing fiwes UwU bwight +And ^.^ Bwitons >w< stwut with ^.^ couwage. +CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe twibute ^-^ to >w< be >_< paid. Our :3 kingdom :3 is +stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was at UwU that time; :3 and, as I said, there :3 is nyo +uWu moe such >w< Caesaws. Other >_> of them ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 cwook'd noses; uWu but ^-^ to +owe such straight uWu awms, none. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Son, let >_> youw mothew OwO end. +CWOTEN. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet many UwU among OwO us can gripe as ^-^ hawd as OwO Cassibewan. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say I x3 am UwU onye; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a hand. UwU Why uWu twibute? UwU Why shouwd +^-^ we pay uWu twibute? >w< If Caesar can hide OwO the >_< sun ^-^ fwom OwO us with :3 a blanket, +^w^ ow >w< put OwO the ^-^ moon in his pocket, ^-^ we uWu wiww pay him twibute uWu fow ^-^ wight; +ewse, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ twibute, pray you OwO nyow. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. You >w< must >w< knyow, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the xDD injuwious Womans >_> did uWu extowt +:3 This twibute ^-^ fwom >w< us, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD fwee. Caesar's ;;w;; ambition- +^w^ Which >_< sweww'd OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^w^ awmost ;;w;; stwetch +The ^-^ sides o' th' xDD wowwd- x3 against >w< aww >w< cowouw here +OwO Did >w< put OwO the ^.^ yoke ^-^ upon's; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of +:33 Becomes :3 a ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; peopwe, xDD whom ^-^ we reckon +Ouwsewves ^-^ to UwU be. +CWOTEN. We do. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Say then ^-^ to Caesaw, +Our ancestor ÚwÚ was UwU that Mulmutius ;;w;; which +^w^ Owdain'd ^-^ ouw waws- uWu whose ;;w;; use OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Caesar +;;w;; Hath xDD too >w< much mangled; uWu whose wepaiw ÚwÚ and franchise +OwO Shaww, uWu by OwO the power ^-^ we >_< howd, >w< be ^-^ ouw good deed, +^-^ Though >_> Wome >w< be OwO thewefowe xDD angwy. Mulmutius :3 made ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, +OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of Britain ;;w;; which >_> did >w< put +His uWu bwows within :3 a gowden UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd +Himsewf :3 a xDD king. +UwU WUCIUS. I x3 am sowwy, :33 Cymbewinye, +:33 That I x3 am ^-^ to OwO pwonyounce ÚwÚ Augustus uWu Caesaw- +Caesaw, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu moe kings his ^-^ sewvants than +:33 Thysewf OwO domestic officews- UwU thinye enyemy. +;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu me, then: OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 confusion +UwU In Caesar's name OwO pwonyounce I >w< 'gainst thee; ÚwÚ wook +>_< Fow :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< wesisted. ÚwÚ Thus uWu defied, +I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou art welcome, Caius. +x3 Thy Caesar ^.^ knyighted me; my xDD youth I spent +^.^ Much uWu undew him; >_> of him I gather'd xDD honyouw, +^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ to >w< seek >_> of me uWu again, :33 pewfowce, +Behoves me ^-^ keep at uttewance. I x3 am pewfect +:33 That OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians uWu fow +Their ^w^ wibewties awe :3 nyow in uWu awms, :3 a OwO pwecedent +^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; wead would show OwO the ^.^ Bwitons cold; +^w^ So Caesar uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ them. +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet >_> pwoof speak. +CWOTEN. His majesty >_< bids you welcome. UwU Make UwU pastime with OwO us :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow +^-^ two, ^w^ ow longer. >w< If you >w< seek OwO us >w< aftewwawds in uWu othew terms, you +uWu shaww find OwO us in ^-^ ouw salt-water UwU giwdwe. >w< If you beat OwO us >_< out >_> of it, +^.^ it :3 is yours; ^-^ if you ^-^ faww in OwO the adventuwe, ^-^ ouw cwows uWu shaww fare +OwO the better uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. +UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< mastew's pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he mine; +^-^ Aww OwO the >_< wemain ;;w;; is, welcome. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bwitain. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO reading >_> of :3 a letter + +PISANIO. :3 How? >_> of ;;w;; aduwtewy? >w< Whewefowe wwite you ^.^ nyot +What monstews xDD hew accuse? Weonyatus! +:3 O :3 mastew, what :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ infection +^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into >w< thy eaw! What false uWu Itawian- +UwU As poisonous-tongu'd as handed- ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +uWu On >w< thy xDD too ready heawing? >_< Diswoyaw? >_< Nyo. +x3 She's :3 punyish'd uWu fow xDD hew truth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ undewgoes, +Mowe goddess-like than wife-like, such :3 assauwts +UwU As would UwU take in >w< some ;;w;; viwtue. :3 O my >w< mastew! +x3 Thy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is :3 nyow as low as ;;w;; wewe +x3 Thy UwU fowtunyes. :3 How? UwU that I shouwd murder uWu hew? +:3 Upon OwO the love, ÚwÚ and truth, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ;;w;; which I +>_< Have :3 made ^-^ to >w< thy command? OwO I, uWu hew? Her blood? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ do good UwU sewvice, never +>_> Wet me >w< be uWu counted serviceable. OwO How ÚwÚ wook I +:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to wack humanyity +^w^ So >w< much as :3 this >_< fact comes UwU to? ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Do't. The letter +:33 That I ^.^ have x3 sent UwU hew, uWu by xDD hew >_> own xDD command +:33 Shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity.' :3 O :33 damn'd paper, +Bwack as OwO the ink that's uWu on thee! Senseless bauble, +Awt :3 thou :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu fow :3 this ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and wook'st +^w^ So virgin-like UwU without? :33 Wo, here ^.^ she comes. + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN + +I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant in what I x3 am ^w^ commanded. +^-^ IMOGEN. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! +PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, here :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my :33 wowd. +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Who? >w< thy UwU wowd? :33 That :3 is my wowd- >w< Weonyatus? +:33 O, ^w^ weawn'd >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe UwU that astronomer +:33 That knew OwO the x3 staws as I his xDD chawactews- +^-^ He'd uWu way OwO the :33 futuwe xDD open. You good >_< gods, +>_> Wet what :3 is here >_> contain'd ^.^ wewish >_> of love, +x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ heawth, >_> of his >w< content; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot +:33 That ^-^ we two awe OwO asundew- let UwU that >w< gwieve :3 him! +uWu Some gwiefs awe med'cinable; UwU that :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, +>_< Fow ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ physic love- >_> of his >_< content, +^-^ Aww uWu but in ;;w;; that. Good ^.^ wax, >w< thy weave. Bwest >w< be +You ^w^ bees UwU that ^-^ make ^.^ these wocks >_> of >_< counsew! Wuvws +And x3 men in dangewous ÚwÚ bonds pray ^.^ nyot UwU awike; +^-^ Though forfeiters you UwU cast in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ yet +You cwasp x3 young :33 Cupid's tables. Good UwU nyews, x3 gods! +^-^ [Weads] +'Justice ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's wwath, shouwd ^.^ he UwU take me in his +UwU dominyion, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 cwuew ^-^ to me as you, :3 O OwO the ;;w;; deawest >_> of +^.^ cweatuwes, would x3 even ^.^ wenyew me with >_> youw OwO eyes. ;;w;; Take nyotice UwU that I +x3 am in xDD Cambwia, at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. What >_> youw >_> own love uWu wiww >_< out >_> of +:3 this :33 advise you, OwO fowwow. ^w^ So ^.^ he :3 wishes you >w< aww >w< happinyess UwU that +remains :33 woyaw ^-^ to his vow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< incweasing in love +OwO WEONyATUS xDD POSTHUMUS.' + +:3 O uWu fow :3 a horse with OwO wings! >_> Heaw'st thou, Pisanyio? +ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. Wead, ÚwÚ and tell me +OwO How :3 faw 'tis thithew. >w< If ^-^ onye >_> of UwU mean affairs +May plod ^.^ it in :3 a >w< week, x3 why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot I +>w< Gwide thithew in :3 a day? >_> Then, OwO twue ^.^ Pisanyio- +OwO Who xDD wong'st >_< wike me ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy lord, ^-^ who wong'st- +:33 O, let me >_< 'bate!- uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ yet :33 wong'st, +But in :3 a faintew >w< kind- :33 O, ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, +>_< Fow mine's uWu beyond ^w^ beyond!-say, ÚwÚ and speak OwO thick- +Love's :33 counsewwow shouwd fiww OwO the ;;w;; bowes >_> of hearing +ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; smothewing >_> of OwO the UwU sense- how :3 faw ^.^ it :3 is +ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same bwessed OwO Miwfowd. And uWu by th' uWu way +>_> Teww me how >_< Wawes ÚwÚ was :3 made OwO so x3 happy as +^.^ T' xDD inhewit such :3 a ^-^ haven. But ^.^ fiwst >_> of aww, +OwO How ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< steaw ^-^ fwom >_> hence; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> gap +:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make in UwU time ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD hence-going +And ^-^ ouw return, ^-^ to excuse. But :33 fiwst, how >_< get ^-^ hence. +UwU Why shouwd ;;w;; excuse >w< be :3 bown ^w^ ow ewe ^w^ begot? +>w< We'ww talk >_> of UwU that hereafter. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ speak, +OwO How many scowe >_> of :3 miwes ^-^ may ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ride +'Twixt hour ÚwÚ and >_< houw? +PISANIO. >_< Onye scowe :33 'twixt >_< sun ÚwÚ and >_> sun, +^w^ Madam, xDD 's enough uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD too >w< much ^w^ too. +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ onye UwU that rode uWu to's OwO execution, man, +Could never >w< go OwO so swow. I ^.^ have heard >_> of riding wagers +:3 Whewe howses ^.^ have >_< been nyimbwew than OwO the sands +:33 That run >w< i' th' uWu cwock's ^w^ behawf. But :3 this :3 is :33 foow'wy. +uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman feign :3 a uWu sicknyess; uWu say +>w< She'ww UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide me ÚwÚ pwesentwy +OwO A riding ^.^ suit, nyo OwO costwiew than would x3 fit +OwO A ÚwÚ fwankwin's ^.^ huswife. +PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, >w< you'we :33 best consider. +^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see before uWu me, xDD man. Nyow ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow ;;w;; hewe, +Nyow what >_< ensues, uWu but ^.^ have :3 a fog in them +:33 That I cannyot ÚwÚ wook UwU thwough. Away, I >_< pwithee; +Do as I ;;w;; bid thee. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say; +Accessible :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ;;w;; Miwfowd way. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^-^ Wawes. OwO A uWu mountainyous ;;w;; countwy with :3 a ÚwÚ cave + +x3 Entew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ cave BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS + +x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ keep house with such +uWu Whose woof's as low as ouws! >w< Stoop, boys; :3 this xDD gate +Instructs you how x3 t' adore OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and bows you +ÚwÚ To :3 a ^-^ mownying's holy :33 office. The ^w^ gates >_> of monarchs +uWu Awe ^-^ awch'd OwO so UwU high UwU that >w< giants ^-^ may ^w^ jet OwO thwough +And ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; impious xDD tuwbans uWu on ^-^ without +Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. Hail, :3 thou fair uWu heaven! +We house >w< i' th' rock, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO so hardly +UwU As prouder livers do. +GUIDERIUS. Hail, uWu heaven! +ARVIRAGUS. Hail, uWu heaven! +x3 BEWAWIUS. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ mountain sport. :33 Up ^-^ to yond uWu hiww, +Your >w< wegs awe ^.^ young; I'll ÚwÚ twead ^.^ these flats. ^w^ Considew, +When you :33 abuv pewceive me >_< wike :3 a OwO cwow, +:33 That ^.^ it :3 is place ;;w;; which wessens ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets off; +And you ^-^ may then revolve what tales I ^.^ have told you +x3 Of uWu couwts, >_> of princes, >_> of OwO the tricks in waw. +:3 This service :3 is ^.^ nyot service OwO so being >_< donye, +But being OwO so awwow'd. ÚwÚ To ^.^ appwehend ;;w;; thus +Draws OwO us :3 a >w< pwofit ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< things ^-^ we >_> see, +And >_< often ^-^ to ^-^ ouw comfort uWu shaww ^-^ we find +The shawded beetle in :3 a OwO safew howd +>w< Than :3 is OwO the full-wing'd x3 eagwe. :33 O, :3 this life +^-^ Is nobler than :33 attending uWu fow :3 a check, +Richer than UwU doing nyothing uWu fow :3 a ^-^ bwibe, +Prouder than rustling in unpaid-fow >_< siwk: +Such >_< gain OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of him UwU that makes him fine, +>_> Yet >_< keeps his book uncwoss'd. :3 Nyo life ^-^ to ouws! +GUIDERIUS. Out >_> of >_> youw >_> pwoof you speak. xDD We, UwU poow >_< unfwedg'd, +>_< Have never >_< wing'd ^-^ fwom view o' th' nyest, :3 nyow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +What :33 aiw's ^-^ fwom UwU home. :3 Hapwy :3 this life :3 is best, +>w< If >_> quiet life >w< be best; ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to you +:33 That ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; shawpew >_> knyown; ;;w;; weww cowwesponding +x3 With >_> youw ;;w;; stiff age. But x3 unto OwO us ^.^ it :3 is +OwO A cell >_> of :33 ignyowance, twavewwing OwO abed, +OwO A pwison uWu fow :3 a UwU debtow UwU that ^.^ nyot dawes +ÚwÚ To :33 stwide :3 a limit. +ARVIRAGUS. What shouwd ^-^ we speak >_> of +When ^-^ we awe ^.^ owd as you? When ^-^ we uWu shaww hear +The ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind beat dark Decembew, ;;w;; how, +UwU In :3 this ^-^ ouw ^.^ pinching ^-^ cave, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ discouwse. +The freezing ^w^ houws >_> away? We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO nyothing; +We awe beastwy: subtle as OwO the :3 fox uWu fow xDD pwey, +;;w;; Wike ^.^ wawwike as OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu fow what ^-^ we >w< eat. +Our valour :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chase what xDD fwies; ^-^ ouw ^-^ cage +We ^-^ make :3 a choiw, as doth OwO the UwU pwison'd bird, +And sing ^-^ ouw >w< bondage fweewy. +x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO How you x3 speak! +OwO Did you uWu but xDD knyow OwO the x3 city's UwU usuwies, +And ;;w;; fewt them :33 knyowingwy- OwO the art o' th' couwt, +UwU As ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD weave as ^-^ keep, uWu whose :3 top ^-^ to climb +^-^ Is ÚwÚ cewtain falling, ^w^ ow OwO so slipp'ry UwU that +The feaw's as OwO bad as fawwing; OwO the >_< toiw o' th' war, +OwO A pain UwU that only uWu seems ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out danger +uWu I' th'nyame >_> of ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, ;;w;; which >_> dies >w< i' ;;w;; th'seawch, +And ;;w;; hath as ^w^ oft :3 a sland'rous ^-^ epitaph +UwU As ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of fair ÚwÚ act; xDD nyay, many times, +^-^ Doth i-iww deserve uWu by UwU doing ;;w;; weww; ^w^ what's wowse- +Must ^w^ cuwtsy at OwO the x3 censuwe. :33 O, uWu boys, :3 this story +The x3 wowwd ^-^ may ;;w;; wead in me; my body's OwO mawk'd +x3 With Woman uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and my wepowt ÚwÚ was UwU once +^.^ fiwst with OwO the :33 best >_> of >_< nyote. Cymbewinye :33 wov'd me; +And when :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ was OwO the theme, my name +>_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 faw UwU off. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I as :3 a twee +uWu Whose x3 boughs >_> did ^-^ bend with ^w^ fwuit; uWu but in ^-^ onye night +OwO A storm, ^w^ ow UwU wobbewy, caww ^.^ it what you wiww, +:33 Shook ;;w;; down my mewwow :33 hangings, xDD nyay, my uWu weaves, +And weft me x3 bawe ^-^ to UwU weathew. +GUIDERIUS. Uncertain favouw! +x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My fauwt being >_< nyothing- as I ^.^ have told you oft- +But UwU that two viwwains, uWu whose false oaths ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +Before my pewfect xDD honyouw, :33 swowe ^-^ to Cymbewinye +I ÚwÚ was confederate with OwO the Romans. ^w^ So +Fowwow'd my ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ and :3 this twenty years +:3 This ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ^.^ these demesnyes ^.^ have >_< been my UwU wowwd, +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd at >w< honyest freedom, ÚwÚ paid +Mowe UwU pious debts ^-^ to >w< heaven than in >w< aww +The fowe-end >_> of my xDD time. But OwO up ^-^ to th' >_> mountains! +:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot hunters' >_< wanguage. ÚwÚ He UwU that strikes +The ^.^ venyison ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww >w< be OwO the lord o' th' >_> feast; +ÚwÚ To him OwO the uWu othew two uWu shaww minyistew; +And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw nyo poison, ;;w;; which attends +UwU In place >_> of gweatew state. I'll ^.^ meet you in OwO the vawweys. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS +OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to hide OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! +^.^ These :3 boys xDD knyow wittwe uWu they awe >_< sons ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, +Nyow Cymbewinye >_> dweams UwU that uWu they awe >_> awive. +^.^ They ÚwÚ think uWu they awe mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though >w< twain'd OwO up ;;w;; thus meanly +uWu I' th' ÚwÚ cave wherein uWu they >_< bow, theiw >_> thoughts ^-^ do :3 hit +The :3 woofs >_> of pawaces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe >_> pwompts them +UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and low >w< things ^-^ to pwince ^.^ it >w< much +Beyond OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^.^ othews. :3 This Polydore, +The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Cymbewinye ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwitain, ^-^ who +The UwU King his fathew xDD caww'd Guidewius- Juv! +When uWu on my :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow I ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and tell +The ^.^ wawwike feats I ^.^ have >_< donye, his uWu spiwits UwU fwy >_< out +x3 Into my :3 stowy; uWu say x3 'Thus >_< minye enemy fell, +And ;;w;; thus I xDD set my foot on's neck'; x3 even then +The >_< pwincewy UwU bwood uWu fwows in his cheek, ^.^ he :33 sweats, +UwU Stwains his x3 young ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puts ^-^ himsewf in x3 postuwe +:33 That acts my wowds. The ^.^ youngew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, +>w< Once xDD Awviwagus, in as >_< wike :3 a figuwe +Strikes life OwO into my speech, ÚwÚ and >w< shows >w< much ^-^ mowe +His >_> own conceiving. Hawk, OwO the uWu game :3 is wous'd! +:3 O :33 Cymbewinye, >w< heaven ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; conscience knows +Thou didst unjustly ^w^ banyish UwU me! Whereon, +^.^ At three ÚwÚ and two years >_> owd, I stole ^.^ these UwU babes, +^.^ Thinking ^-^ to bar ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU succession as +Thou refts me >_> of my :33 wands. ^w^ Euwiphiwe, +Thou >_< wast theiw nyuwse; uWu they took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow theiw mothew, +And every :3 day ^-^ do uWu honyouw ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ gwave. +OwO Mysewf, Belarius, UwU that x3 am Morgan call'd, +^.^ They UwU take uWu fow :3 nyatuwaw father. The uWu game :3 is :33 up. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +xDD Wawes, ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN + +^-^ IMOGEN. Thou told'st uWu me, when ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom OwO howse, OwO the place +>_> Was ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. :33 Nye'ew uWu wong'd my mothew OwO so +ÚwÚ To UwU see me ^.^ fiwst as I ^.^ have OwO nyow. x3 Pisanyio! Man! +:3 Whewe :3 is UwU Posthumus? What :3 is in >w< thy :33 mind +:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ stawe ^.^ thus? >w< Whewefowe bweaks UwU that sigh +From th' >_< inwawd >_> of OwO thee? >_< Onye uWu but ^w^ painted ;;w;; thus +Wouwd >w< be interpreted :3 a xDD thing pewpwex'd +Beyond xDD sewf-expwication. x3 Put thyself +x3 Into :3 a x3 haviouw >_> of less feaw, ewe uWu wiwdnyess +^-^ Vanquish my staidew senses. What's OwO the matter? +UwU Why x3 tendew'st :3 thou UwU that paper ^-^ to me with +OwO A ÚwÚ wook x3 untendew! :3 If't >w< be uWu summew UwU nyews, +>_> Smiwe to't ^.^ befowe; ^-^ if wintewwy, :3 thou UwU nyeed'st +But ^-^ keep UwU that count'nyance ^.^ stiww. UwU My >_< husband's ^.^ hand? +:33 That >w< dwug-damn'd ^-^ Itawy ;;w;; hath >_> out-cwaftied ^w^ him, +And :33 he's at >w< some ^-^ hawd point. xDD Speak, >w< man; >w< thy :33 tongue +May UwU take x3 off >w< some ^w^ extwemity, ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; wead +Wouwd >w< be x3 even x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> me. +PISANIO. UwU Pwease you ^.^ wead, +And you uWu shaww find uWu me, wwetched man, :3 a xDD thing +The UwU most OwO disdain'd >_> of xDD fowtunye. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Thy mistress, ;;w;; Pisanyio, ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd OwO the >w< stwumpet in +my :33 bed, OwO the >w< testimonyies ^w^ wheweof lie ÚwÚ bweeding in >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot +>_< out >_> of uWu weak OwO suwmises, uWu but ^-^ fwom >_> pwoof as >w< stwong as my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and as +ÚwÚ cewtain as I OwO expect my wevenge. :33 That part thou, ;;w;; Pisanyio, >w< must ^.^ act +uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy :3 faith >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 tainted with OwO the :33 bweach >_> of hers. >_> Wet +UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands UwU take away xDD hew life; I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity +at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath my letter uWu fow OwO the ^.^ puwpose; where, ^-^ if +:3 thou ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, :3 thou art +OwO the OwO pandew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and equally ^-^ to me diswoyaw.' +PISANIO. What uWu shaww I :3 nyeed ^-^ to dwaw my swowd? The paper +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cut xDD hew ^w^ thwoat awweady. No, 'tis slander, +uWu Whose >_> edge :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu whose :33 tongue +Outvenoms >w< aww OwO the worms >_> of Nyiwe, uWu whose >_> bweath +Rides uWu on OwO the ;;w;; posting x3 winds ÚwÚ and doth bewie +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the world. Kings, x3 queens, ÚwÚ and UwU states, +Maids, ÚwÚ matwons, xDD nyay, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the :33 gwave, +:3 This OwO vipewous :3 swandew enters. What cheew, OwO madam? +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Fawse ^-^ to his >_> bed? What :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fawse? +ÚwÚ To lie in watch there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu on OwO him? +ÚwÚ To weep :3 twixt ^w^ cwock ÚwÚ and clock? >w< If ;;w;; sweep chawge UwU nyatuwe, +ÚwÚ To >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam >_> of ^w^ him, +And x3 cwy ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; awake? ^.^ That's false uWu to's :33 bed, +^-^ Is it? +PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! +^-^ IMOGEN. I :33 fawse! x3 Thy ;;w;; conscience witness! Iachimo, +Thou didst :3 accuse him >_> of >w< incontinyency; +Thou then ÚwÚ wook'dst >_< wike :3 a villain; nyow, >_> methinks, +x3 Thy favour's good ^w^ enyough. uWu Some >_> jay >_> of >_< Itawy, +uWu Whose mothew ÚwÚ was xDD hew xDD painting, ;;w;; hath betway'd >_> him. +OwO Poow I x3 am stale, :3 a ^w^ gawment >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, +And uWu fow I x3 am wichew than ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' >_< wawws +I >w< must >w< be >_> wipp'd. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pieces with UwU me! :33 O, +ÚwÚ Men's >_< vows awe women's >_> twaitows! ^-^ Aww good >_> seeming, +By >w< thy x3 wevowt, :3 O xDD husband, uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought +x3 Put uWu on uWu fow ÚwÚ viwwainy; ^.^ nyot :3 bown UwU whewe't gwows, +But OwO wown :3 a :33 bait uWu fow ladies. +PISANIO. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^.^ Twue >w< honyest x3 men being heard, >_< wike false Aeneas, +Wewe, in his UwU time, ^w^ thought ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and >w< Sinyon's weeping +OwO Did OwO scandaw many :3 a holy tear, took ^-^ pity +From UwU most OwO twue UwU wwetchednyess. ^w^ So thou, ^w^ Posthumus, +uWu Wiwt uWu way OwO the leaven uWu on >w< aww pwopew ^-^ men: +Goodly ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant uWu shaww >w< be false ÚwÚ and :33 pewjuw'd +From >w< thy gweat fail. ^w^ Come, fewwow, >w< be :3 thou ^-^ honyest; +Do :3 thou >w< thy >_< mastew's uWu bidding; when :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, +OwO A wittwe witness my ^.^ obedience. Look! +I dwaw OwO the >_< swowd mysewf; UwU take it, ÚwÚ and :3 hit +The innyocent UwU mansion >_> of my love, my ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO Feaw not; 'tis uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >w< things uWu but gwief; +x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is ^.^ nyot there, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was >_< indeed +The riches >_> of it. Do his uWu bidding; ^w^ stwike. +Thou uWu mayst >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant in :3 a better ^-^ cause, +But :3 nyow :3 thou >_> seem'st :3 a uWu cowawd. +PISANIO. ÚwÚ Hence, :3 viwe >w< instwument! +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot x3 damn my hand. +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, I >w< must ^.^ die; +And ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; hand, :3 thou art +:3 Nyo ^-^ sewvant >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew's. uWu Against self-slaughter +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwohibition OwO so >_< divinye +:33 That x3 cwavens my uWu weak hand. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's my >_> heawt- +:33 Something's ^w^ afowe't. >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! ^w^ we'ww nyo defence!- +Obedient as OwO the scabbard. What :3 is hewe? +The ^.^ scwiptuwes >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :3 Weonyatus +^-^ Aww tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ hewesy? Away, ^w^ away, +^w^ Cowwuptews >_> of my faith! you uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe +Be stomachews ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may UwU poow fools +>_< Bewieve false ^-^ teachews; >w< though x3 those UwU that awe betway'd +Do ;;w;; feew OwO the uWu tweason xDD shawpwy, ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_> twaitow +;;w;; Stands in >_< wowse UwU case >_> of ^w^ woe. And thou, ^w^ Posthumus, +:33 That didst xDD set OwO up my ^.^ disobedience >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King +UwU My fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me >w< put OwO into >_> contempt OwO the ÚwÚ suits +x3 Of >_< pwincewy fellows, ^-^ shawt heweaftew find +^w^ It :3 is nyo ^.^ act >_> of ^w^ common ÚwÚ passage uWu but +OwO A xDD stwain >_> of rareness; ÚwÚ and I >w< gwieve ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To xDD think, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be disedg'd uWu by xDD hew +:33 That :3 nyow :3 thou :3 tiwest OwO on, how >w< thy memowy +uWu Wiww then >w< be :33 pang'd uWu by >_> me. ÚwÚ Pwithee UwU dispatch. +The OwO wamp ;;w;; entweats OwO the x3 butchew. Where's >w< thy knife? +Thou art xDD too uWu swow ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bidding, +When I desiwe ^.^ it ^w^ too. +PISANIO. :3 O >_< gwacious >w< wady, +x3 Since I receiv'd xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ businyes +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< swept ^-^ onye >_> wink. +^-^ IMOGEN. Do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed xDD then. +PISANIO. I'll :3 wake >_< minye eyebawws >_> fiwst. +^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Whewefowe then +>w< Didst >_< undewtake it? UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ abus'd +^w^ So many :3 miwes with :3 a UwU pwetence? :3 This :3 pwace? +Minye >w< action ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^-^ own? ^-^ ouw howses' xDD wabouw? +The UwU time x3 inviting OwO thee? OwO the perturb'd couwt, +>_< Fow my being UwU absent?- ^w^ wheweunto I never +:33 Puwpose ^w^ wetuwn. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou gonye OwO so :3 faw +ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 unbent when :3 thou x3 hast ta'en >w< thy ^.^ stand, +^-^ Th' >w< ewected ;;w;; deew before OwO thee? +PISANIO. But ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU time +ÚwÚ To wose OwO so OwO bad employment, in OwO the ;;w;; which +I ^.^ have consider'd >_> of :3 a >_> couwse. Good >w< wady, +>w< Heaw me with uWu patience. +^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Tawk >w< thy :33 tongue >_> weawy- speak. +I ^.^ have heard I x3 am :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eaw, +ÚwÚ Thewein false ^w^ stwuck, can UwU take nyo gweatew :33 wound, +Nyow tent ^-^ to xDD bottom ;;w;; that. But speak. +PISANIO. >_> Then, UwU madam, +I ^w^ thought you would ^.^ nyot xDD back again. +^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most wike- +Bwinging me here ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> me. +PISANIO. :3 Nyot so, neither; +But ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as xDD wise as ^w^ honyest, then +UwU My OwO puwpose would ^w^ pwuv :33 weww. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be +But UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ abus'd. uWu Some viwwain, +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ singuwaw in his :3 awt, ;;w;; hath x3 donye you uWu both +:3 This x3 cuwsed OwO injuwy. +^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Some Woman couwtezan! +PISANIO. No, uWu on my life! +I'll ^w^ give uWu but nyotice you awe OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him +uWu Some bwoody >w< sign >_> of it, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ commanded +I shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww >w< be >_< miss'd at couwt, +And UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; confiwm it. +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, good fewwow, +What uWu shaww I ^-^ do OwO the whiwe? xDD whewe xDD bide? how live? +Ow in my life what UwU comfowt, when I x3 am +Dead ^-^ to my ^.^ husband? +PISANIO. >w< If ^w^ you'ww xDD back ^-^ to th' uWu couwt- +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyo couwt, nyo fathew, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado +x3 With UwU that xDD hawsh, noble, ÚwÚ simpwe >_< nyothing- +:33 That >w< Cwoten, uWu whose ^w^ wuv-suit ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to me +UwU As xDD feawfuw as :3 a ^-^ siege. +PISANIO. >w< If ^.^ nyot at couwt, +;;w;; Then ^.^ nyot in Britain >w< must you bide. +^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Whewe ^.^ then? +;;w;; Hath Britain >w< aww OwO the >_< sun UwU that shinyes? OwO Day, night, +uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu but in x3 Bwitain? uWu I' th' world's vowume +Our Britain uWu seems as >_> of it, uWu but ^.^ nyot in't; +UwU In :3 a gweat pool :3 a OwO swan's ÚwÚ nyest. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ think +There's livers >_< out >_> of x3 Bwitain. +PISANIO. I x3 am UwU most ^.^ gwad +You ÚwÚ think >_> of uWu othew :3 pwace. ^-^ Th' ambassadow, +>w< WUCIUS OwO the :3 Woman, comes ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven +^-^ To-mowwow. Nyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd wear :3 a :33 mind +xDD Dawk as >_> youw >_> fowtunye ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and uWu but disguise +:33 That ;;w;; which x3 t' :3 appeaw itsewf >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< be +But uWu by self-danger, you shouwd ÚwÚ twead :3 a ^-^ couwse +Pretty ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ view; ^-^ yea, UwU happiwy, ;;w;; nyeaw +The >_> wesidence >_> of ;;w;; Posthumus; OwO so nigh, at >_> weast, +:33 That >w< though his :33 actions ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU visibwe, ÚwÚ yet +Report shouwd render him houwwy ^-^ to >_> youw ear +UwU As ^.^ twuwy as ^.^ he moves. +^-^ IMOGEN. O! uWu fow such means, +^-^ Though peril ^-^ to my modesty, ^.^ nyot death ^-^ on't, +I would ^.^ adventuwe. +PISANIO. ^.^ Weww then, >w< hewe's OwO the >w< point: +You >w< must ^-^ fowget ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; woman; >_> change +^.^ Command OwO into uWu obedience; ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyicenyess- +The handmaids >_> of >w< aww :3 women, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ mowe truly, +Woman ^.^ it pwetty UwU sewf- OwO into :3 a >_< waggish courage; +ÚwÚ Weady in gibes, >_< quick-answew'd, ^-^ saucy, ÚwÚ and +UwU As >_> quawwewous as OwO the xDD weasew. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must +^.^ Fowget UwU that wawest >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw cheek, +xDD Exposing >_> it- ;;w;; but, :33 O, OwO the x3 hawdew >_< heawt! +Awack, nyo ^.^ wemedy!- ^-^ to OwO the greedy ^.^ touch +x3 Of >w< common-kissing x3 Titan, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowget +Your laboursome ÚwÚ and dainty trims wherein +You :3 made gweat Juno xDD angwy. +^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be x3 bwief; +I UwU see OwO into >w< thy end, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^w^ awmost +OwO A man awweady. +PISANIO. First, ^-^ make yourself uWu but >_< wike ^w^ onye. +OwO Fowe-thinking this, I ^.^ have already :3 fit- +^.^ 'Tis in my UwU cwoak-bag- doublet, hat, >_> hose, >w< aww +:33 That ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ^.^ them. Wouwd you, in theiw sewving, +And with what imitation you can borrow +From xDD youth >_> of such :3 a UwU season, fowe x3 nyobwe Wucius +Present OwO youwsewf, desiwe his UwU sewvice, tell him +OwO Whewein >w< you'we happy- ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD knyow +>w< If UwU that his head ^.^ have ear in x3 music; x3 doubtwess +x3 With ^.^ joy ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ embwace OwO you; uWu fow :33 he's xDD honyouwabwe, +And, doubwing UwU that, UwU most howy. Your :3 means uWu abwoad- +You ^.^ have uWu me, rich; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww never x3 faiw +Beginning :3 nyow >_< suppwyment. +^-^ IMOGEN. Thou art >w< aww OwO the comfort +The UwU gods uWu wiww ;;w;; diet me OwO with. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! +There's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be considew'd; uWu but ^w^ we'ww x3 even +^-^ Aww UwU that good UwU time uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ us. :3 This ^-^ attempt +I x3 am sowdiew ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> abide ^.^ it with +OwO A >w< pwince's ^.^ couwage. Away, I :33 pwithee. +PISANIO. Weww, UwU madam, ^-^ we >w< must UwU take :3 a ^-^ showt ^.^ faweweww, +OwO West, being >_> miss'd, I >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of +Your carriage ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt. UwU My x3 nyobwe mistress, +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> box; I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. +What's xDD in't :3 is xDD pwecious. >w< If you awe uWu sick at ÚwÚ sea +Ow stomach-qualm'd at wand, :3 a ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 this +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ dwive away ÚwÚ distempew. ÚwÚ To >w< some :33 shade, +And x3 fit you ^-^ to >_> youw manhood. May OwO the UwU gods +>w< Diwect you ^-^ to OwO the best! +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Amen. I :3 thank thee. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and LORDS + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Thus >w< faw; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, :33 woyaw sir. +UwU My empewow ;;w;; hath wwote; I >w< must ^-^ fwom hence, +And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy UwU that I >w< must wepowt ye +UwU My >_< mastew's enyemy. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our :33 subjects, ;;w;; siw, +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe his ÚwÚ yoke; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ouwsewf +ÚwÚ To show less sovereignty than uWu they, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds +xDD Appeaw ;;w;; unkingwike. +UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. I desiwe >_> of you +OwO A OwO conduct OwO uvwwand ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. +^w^ Madam, >w< aww ^.^ joy befall >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and xDD you! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My x3 wowds, you awe appointed uWu fow UwU that x3 office; +The :3 due >_> of uWu honyouw in nyo point >_< omit. +^w^ So ^.^ faweweww, x3 nyobwe Wucius. +UwU WUCIUS. Your ;;w;; hand, my :33 wowd. +CWOTEN. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it friendly; uWu but ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth +I wear ^.^ it as >_> youw enyemy. +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^-^ event +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to name OwO the winner. Fawe you :33 weww. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< wowthy >_< Wucius, good my x3 wowds, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the Severn. Happiness! +>_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and LORDS +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :33 goes x3 hence >_< fwownying; uWu but ^.^ it honours OwO us +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given him ^.^ cause. +CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww OwO the bettew; +Your ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have theiw :3 wishes in it. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Wucius ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwote already ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow +OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes here. ^w^ It ^-^ fits OwO us OwO thewefowe ripely +Our chawiots ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 howsemen >w< be in xDD weadinyess. +The pow'rs UwU that ^.^ he already ;;w;; hath in x3 Gawwia +uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu head, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he muvs +His OwO waw uWu fow x3 Bwitain. +x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot sweepy businyess, +But >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd ^-^ to speedily ÚwÚ and stwongwy. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our x3 expectation UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be ;;w;; thus +;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 fowwawd. But, my gentwe queen, +:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeaw'd +Before OwO the :3 Woman, :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO us ;;w;; hath tendew'd +The >_> duty >_> of OwO the day. She looks OwO us >_< wike +OwO A xDD thing ^-^ mowe :3 made >_> of ;;w;; mawice than >_> of xDD duty; +We ^.^ have nyoted it. ^-^ Caww xDD hew before >w< us, uWu fow +We ^.^ have >_< been xDD too ^w^ swight in uWu suffewance. Exit :3 a MESSENGEW +x3 QUEEN. UwU Woyaw ;;w;; siw, +x3 Since OwO the exiwe >_> of ^w^ Posthumus, UwU most ;;w;; wetiw'd +;;w;; Hath xDD hew life uWu been; OwO the cure whereof, my lord, +^.^ 'Tis UwU time >w< must do. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, +UwU Fowbeaw shawp >_< speeches ^-^ to UwU hew; she's :3 a wady +^w^ So >w< tendew >_> of >w< webukes UwU that uWu wowds awe xDD stwokes, +And UwU stwokes death ^-^ to :3 hew. + +;;w;; We-entew MESSENGEW + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? OwO How +^w^ Can xDD hew >_> contempt >w< be answer'd? +MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, +Her ;;w;; chambews awe >w< aww lock'd, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ answew +:33 That uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to th' loud >_> of ^w^ nyoise ^-^ we ^w^ make. +x3 QUEEN. UwU My lord, when last I went ^-^ to >w< visit UwU hew, +She >_> pway'd me ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse xDD hew UwU keeping ^-^ cwose; +xDD Wheweto constrain'd uWu by xDD hew infiwmity +She shouwd UwU that >_> duty xDD weave >w< unpaid ^-^ to you +^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^.^ she ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to UwU pwoffew. :3 This +She :33 wish'd me ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> knyown; uWu but ^-^ ouw gweat couwt +^w^ Made me ^-^ to blame in :33 memowy. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Her :33 doows wock'd? +:3 Nyot uWu seen >_> of OwO wate? uWu Gwant, uWu heavens, UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feaw +uWu Pwuv :33 fawse! Exit +x3 QUEEN. >_< Son, I ÚwÚ say, follow OwO the King. +CWOTEN. :33 That man >_> of x3 hews, ;;w;; Pisanyio, xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 sewvant, +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^.^ these two ^.^ days. +x3 QUEEN. Go, ÚwÚ wook >w< aftew. Exit >_> CWOTEN +;;w;; Pisanyio, :3 thou UwU that stand'st OwO so uWu fow xDD Posthumus! +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ÚwÚ dwug >_> of x3 minye. I pray his absence +x3 Pwoceed uWu by swawwowing UwU that; uWu fow ^.^ he bewieves +^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU most xDD pwecious. But uWu fow UwU hew, +:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she gonye? :3 Hapwy ^.^ despaiw ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd UwU hew; +Or, >_< wing'd with fewvouw >_> of xDD hew love, she's :3 fwown +ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< desiw'd ;;w;; Posthumus. UwU Gonye ^.^ she :3 is +ÚwÚ To death ^w^ ow ^-^ to ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ end +^w^ Can ^-^ make good ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eithew. She being down, +I ^.^ have OwO the placing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ cwown. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> CWOTEN + +OwO How nyow, my xDD son? +CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ fwed. +uWu Go in ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the King. ÚwÚ He wages; UwU nyonye +>w< Dawe come about >_> him. +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^w^ bettew. May +:3 This night fowestaww him >_> of OwO the UwU coming xDD day! Exit +CWOTEN. I love ÚwÚ and UwU hate UwU hew; uWu fow she's fair ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, +And UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< aww >_> couwtwy pawts ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite +>w< Than >w< wady, uWu wadies, OwO woman. From every ^-^ onye +The :33 best ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :33 she, >_> of >w< aww ^w^ compounded, +uWu Outsewws them all. I love xDD hew xDD thewefowe; uWu but +Disdaining me ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing favouws uWu on +The low UwU Posthumus swandews OwO so xDD hew ÚwÚ judgment +:33 That ^w^ what's ewse x3 wawe :3 is >_< chok'd; ÚwÚ and in UwU that point +I uWu wiww conclude ^-^ to UwU hate UwU hew, xDD nyay, :3 indeed, +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd x3 upon :3 hew. >_< Fow when fools +Shaww- + +x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO + +OwO Who :3 is hewe? >_> What, awe you ^-^ packing, sirrah? +Come hithew. xDD Ah, you pwecious pander! ^-^ Viwwain, +:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? UwU In :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow ewse +Thou art ^-^ stwaightway with OwO the ;;w;; fiends. +PISANIO. :3 O good my wowd! +CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? ;;w;; ow, uWu by Jupiter- +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask again. Close viwwain, +I'll ^.^ have :3 this >w< secwet ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, ^w^ ow x3 wip +x3 Thy OwO heawt ^-^ to find it. ^-^ Is ^.^ she with UwU Posthumus? +From uWu whose OwO so many uWu weights >_> of ^w^ basenyess cannyot +OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of wowth >w< be :33 dwawn. +PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, my lord, +OwO How can ^.^ she >w< be with OwO him? When ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ^.^ miss'd? +ÚwÚ He :3 is in Rome. +CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? Come ^.^ nyeawew. +:3 Nyo farther :33 hawting! Satisfy me UwU home +What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :3 hew. +PISANIO. :3 O my ÚwÚ aww-wowthy wowd! +CWOTEN. ;;w;; Aww-wowthy viwwain! +Discover xDD whewe >w< thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is at once, +^.^ At OwO the next :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU 'wowthy lord'! +xDD Speak, ^w^ ow >w< thy siwence uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 is +x3 Thy ÚwÚ condemnyation ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 death. +PISANIO. >_> Then, ;;w;; siw, +:3 This paper :3 is OwO the history >_> of my knowledge +xDD Touching xDD hew fwight. UwU [Pwesenting :3 a letter] +CWOTEN. Let's ÚwÚ see't. I uWu wiww x3 puwsue xDD hew +>_< Even ^-^ to Augustus' thwonye. +PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] Ow :3 this ^w^ ow UwU pewish. +x3 She's :3 faw enyough; ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he >w< weawns uWu by :3 this +May ^w^ pwuv his ^w^ twavew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >_> dangew. +CWOTEN. :33 Humh! +PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] I'll wwite ^-^ to my lord she's UwU dead. :3 O :33 Imogen, +Safe uWu mayst :3 thou wander, xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ again! +CWOTEN. Sirrah, :3 is :3 this letter :3 twue? +PISANIO. >_> Siw, as I uWu think. +CWOTEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ Posthumus' >w< hand; I xDD knyow't. Sirrah, ^-^ if :3 thou wouldst +^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a viwwain, uWu but ^-^ do me OwO twue UwU sewvice, undewgo x3 those +employments wherein I shouwd ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee with :3 a +uWu sewious OwO industwy- UwU that ;;w;; is, what viwwainy ÚwÚ soe'ew I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, ^-^ to +OwO pewfowm ^.^ it :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ and truly- I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; +:3 thou shouldst neither UwU want my :3 means uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewief :3 nyow my >w< voice +uWu fow >w< thy >_< pwefewment. +PISANIO. Weww, my good :33 wowd. +CWOTEN. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? >_< Fow >_< since ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and constantwy :3 thou +x3 hast ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ to OwO the x3 bawe >_> fowtunye >_> of UwU that >_< beggaw ^w^ Posthumus, :3 thou +^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ÚwÚ gwatitude, uWu but >w< be :3 a :3 diwigent fowwowew +>_> of x3 minye. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? +PISANIO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww. +CWOTEN. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; >w< hewe's my puwse. xDD Hast ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wate +>_< mastew's garments in >w< thy :3 possession? +PISANIO. I x3 have, my lord, at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO the >_> same suit ^.^ he :33 wowe when +^.^ he took xDD weave >_> of my wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. +CWOTEN. The ^.^ fiwst service :3 thou OwO dost uWu me, ÚwÚ fetch UwU that suit hithew. >_> Wet +^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ fiwst ^-^ sewvice; ^.^ go. +PISANIO. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. Exit +CWOTEN. UwU Meet ÚwÚ thee at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven! I ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him ^-^ onye uWu thing; +I'll remember't x3 anyon. >_< Even there, :3 thou villain ^w^ Posthumus, uWu wiww I +:33 kiww thee. I would ^.^ these garments ;;w;; wewe come. She ^w^ said x3 upon :3 a +x3 time- OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^.^ it I :3 nyow >_> bewch ^-^ fwom my >_> heawt- UwU that ^.^ she +held OwO the vewy ^w^ gawment >_> of UwU Posthumus in ^-^ mowe >_< wespect than my x3 nyobwe +ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ pewson, >_> togethew with OwO the xDD adownment >_> of my ^w^ quawities. +x3 With UwU that suit x3 upon my xDD back uWu wiww I wavish UwU hew; ^.^ fiwst :33 kiww ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ and in xDD hew OwO eyes. Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU see my valour, ;;w;; which uWu wiww then +>w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to xDD hew :33 contempt. ÚwÚ He uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, my OwO speech >_> of +insultment UwU ended uWu on his UwU dead body, ÚwÚ and when my wust ;;w;; hath >_> dinyed- +which, as I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to uWu vex xDD hew I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute in OwO the clothes UwU that +^.^ she OwO so ^.^ pwais'd- ^-^ to OwO the couwt I'll xDD knyock xDD hew ^w^ back, foot xDD hew UwU home +again. She ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me >w< wejoicingwy, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be >_> mewwy in my +wevenge. + +;;w;; We-entew PISANIO, with OwO the clothes + +Be x3 those OwO the garments? +PISANIO. >w< Ay, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +CWOTEN. OwO How wong :3 is't >_< since ^.^ she went ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven? +PISANIO. She can scarce >w< be there >_> yet. +CWOTEN. >_< Bwing :3 this apparel ^-^ to my chambew; UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu second xDD thing +UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ commanded thee. The third :3 is UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a +^.^ vowuntawy ^-^ mute ^-^ to my ÚwÚ design. Be uWu but ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ pwefewment +uWu shaww >w< tendew itsewf ^-^ to thee. UwU My wevenge :3 is :3 nyow at Miwfowd, would +I xDD had x3 wings ^-^ to follow ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be true. Exit +PISANIO. Thou xDD bid'st me ^-^ to my ^.^ woss; uWu fow OwO twue ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +Were ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fawse, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww never ^.^ be, +ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 is UwU most true. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ÚwÚ go, +And find ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD whom :3 thou pursuest. UwU Fwow, flow, +You ^w^ heavenwy uWu bwessings, uWu on her! :3 This foow's ÚwÚ speed +Be ;;w;; cwoss'd with slowness! OwO Wabouw >w< be his ^w^ meed! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS + +x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN xDD awonye, in xDD boy's clothes + +^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is :3 a >w< tedious ^w^ onye. +I ^.^ have tiw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu fow two nyights >_> togethew +>_< Have :3 made OwO the gwound my bed. I shouwd >w< be uWu sick +But UwU that my wesowution ^w^ hewps >_> me. Miwfowd, +When ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 mountain-top Pisanio show'd ^.^ thee, +Thou >_< wast within :3 a ;;w;; ken. :3 O Juv! I ÚwÚ think +;;w;; Foundations UwU fwy OwO the wwetched; :33 such, I >_> mean, +:3 Whewe uWu they shouwd >w< be :33 wewiev'd. >w< Two >_< beggaws told me +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss my way. uWu Wiww UwU poow xDD fowks >_< wie, +:33 That ^.^ have afflictions uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ knyowing 'tis +OwO A punishment ^w^ ow twiaw? uWu Yes; nyo >_< wondew, +When rich ones scarce tell true. ÚwÚ To >_> wapse in UwU fuwnyess +^-^ Is ^.^ sowew than ^-^ to lie uWu fow x3 nyeed; ÚwÚ and :3 fawsehood +^-^ Is >_< wowse in kings than uWu beggaws. UwU My dear wowd! +Thou art ^-^ onye o' th' false ones. Nyow I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee +UwU My ^-^ hungew's gone; uWu but x3 even OwO befowe, I ÚwÚ was +^.^ At point ^-^ to sink uWu fow food. But what :3 is uWu this? +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a UwU path to't; 'tis >w< some savage howd. +I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^.^ nyot caww; I dare ^.^ nyot :3 caww. >_> Yet ;;w;; faminye, +Ewe cwean ^.^ it UwU o'ewthwow UwU nyatuwe, makes ^.^ it uWu vawiant. +Plenty ÚwÚ and xDD peace >_> bweeds cowawds; >w< hawdnyess >w< evew +x3 Of >w< hawdinyess :3 is mother. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? +>w< If ^w^ anything that's civiw, >_< speak; ^-^ if ^-^ savage, +;;w;; Take ^w^ ow :3 wend. ^.^ Ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? ;;w;; Then I'll >_> entew. +:33 Best dwaw my swowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_< minye enemy +But ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, >_< wike uWu me, :3 he'ww ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ wook on't. +Such :3 a OwO foe, good >_< heavens! Exit OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave + +x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS + +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 You, Polydore, ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :33 best UwU woodman ÚwÚ and +uWu Awe ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Cadwal ÚwÚ and I +uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the cook ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; 'tis ^-^ ouw ^w^ match. +The ÚwÚ sweat >_> of industwy would OwO dwy ÚwÚ and die +But uWu fow OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ it ^w^ wowks x3 to. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs +uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ what's ;;w;; homewy x3 savouwy; ÚwÚ weawinyess +^w^ Can ^-^ snyowe x3 upon OwO the flint, when resty OwO swoth +>_> Finds OwO the ;;w;; down piwwow hard. Nyow, xDD peace >w< be ;;w;; hewe, +OwO Poow OwO house, UwU that :33 keep'st thysewf! +GUIDERIUS. I x3 am xDD thowoughwy weary. +ARVIRAGUS. I x3 am uWu weak with toil, ÚwÚ yet >w< stwong in appetite. +GUIDERIUS. Thewe :3 is x3 cowd meat >w< i' th' >w< cave; ^w^ we'ww UwU bwowse uWu on UwU that +>w< Whiwst what ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< be UwU cook'd. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ [Wooking OwO into OwO the >_< cave] >w< Stay, come ^.^ nyot in. +But UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ^-^ ouw victuaws, I shouwd ÚwÚ think +;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a faiwy. +GUIDERIUS. What's OwO the matter, sir? +:3 BEWAWIUS.. By Jupitew, OwO an angew! ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +An earthly ^-^ pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd divinyenyess +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 a :33 boy! + +;;w;; We-entew :33 IMOGEN + +^-^ IMOGEN. Good masters, harm me not. +Before I ^.^ entew'd here I call'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have begg'd ^w^ ow bought what I ^.^ have ^w^ took. Good ^w^ twoth, +I ^.^ have stow'n nought; :3 nyow would ^.^ nyot >w< though I xDD had ;;w;; found +UwU Gowd ^-^ stwew'd >w< i' th' fwoow. Here's money uWu fow my meat. +I would ^.^ have weft ^.^ it uWu on OwO the board, OwO so >_> soon +UwU As I xDD had :3 made my meaw, ÚwÚ and x3 pawted +x3 With ;;w;; pway'ws uWu fow OwO the >_> pwovidew. +GUIDERIUS. Money, ^-^ youth? +ARVIRAGUS. ^-^ Aww gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew wathew xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< diwt, +UwU As 'tis nyo better weckon'd uWu but >_> of x3 those +OwO Who wowship :3 diwty xDD gods. +^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see >w< you'we xDD angwy. +Knyow, ^-^ if you :33 kiww me uWu fow my UwU fauwt, I shouwd +>_< Have ;;w;; died xDD had I ^.^ nyot :3 made it. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Whither ÚwÚ bound? +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. +x3 BEWAWIUS. What's >_> youw name? +^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ who +^-^ Is bound uWu fow Italy; ^.^ he embark'd at >_> Miwfowd; +ÚwÚ To xDD whom being going, ^w^ awmost spent with x3 hungew, +I x3 am OwO faww'n in :3 this >_> offence. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Prithee, fair youth, +:33 Think OwO us nyo ^.^ chuwws, :3 nyow measuwe ^-^ ouw good ^w^ minds +By :3 this wude place ^-^ we live in. ^.^ Weww xDD encountew'd! +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost >_< nyight; you uWu shaww ^.^ have better :33 cheew +Ewe you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to stay ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. +Boys, ;;w;; bid him welcome. +GUIDERIUS. Were you :3 a woman, youth, +I shouwd ^w^ woo ^-^ hawd uWu but >w< be >_> youw >w< gwoom. UwU In xDD honyesty +I ;;w;; bid uWu fow you as :3 I'd buy. +ARVIRAGUS. I'll x3 make't my comfort +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a xDD man. I'll love him as my brother; +And such :3 a ^-^ wewcome as :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to him +:33 Aftew wong x3 absence, such :3 is ^w^ youws. uWu Most welcome! +Be spwightwy, uWu fow you ^-^ faww 'mongst >_< fwiends. +^-^ IMOGEN. OwO 'Mongst fwiends, +>w< If OwO bwothews. ^-^ [Aside] Wouwd ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO so UwU that uWu they +Had >_< been my >_< fathew's >_> sons! ;;w;; Then xDD had my UwU pwize +:3 Been ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ mowe >w< equaw xDD bawwasting +ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Posthumus. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He wrings at >w< some xDD distwess. +GUIDERIUS. Wouwd I :33 couwd fwee't! +ARVIRAGUS. Ow OwO I, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, +What pain ^.^ it ^-^ cost, what >_< dangew! OwO Gods! +x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< [Whispewing] Hawk, >_< boys. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] Great ^-^ men, +:33 That xDD had :3 a couwt nyo :3 biggew than :3 this ^-^ cave, +:33 That >_> did ^.^ attend themsewves, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :3 viwtue +^w^ Which theiw >_> own ;;w;; conscience seal'd ;;w;; them, x3 waying uWu by +:33 That nyothing-gift >_> of differing ;;w;; muwtitudes, +Could ^.^ nyot out-peer ^.^ these OwO twain. Pawdon uWu me, x3 gods! +:3 I'd >_> change my sex ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ companyion with ;;w;; them, +x3 Since Leonatus' ^-^ fawse. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +Boys, ^w^ we'ww >w< go dwess ^-^ ouw ^-^ hunt. ^-^ Faiw youth, come in. +Discouwse :3 is ;;w;; heavy, >_> fasting; when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ supp'd, +>w< We'ww >_< mannyewwy >_> demand ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy xDD stowy, +^w^ So :3 faw as :3 thou xDD wiwt speak it. +GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. +ARVIRAGUS. The night ^-^ to th' oww ÚwÚ and ^w^ mown ^-^ to th' lark less welcome. +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, sir. +ARVIRAGUS. I pray dwaw >w< nyeaw. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew two UwU WOMAN SENATORS ÚwÚ and UwU TWIBUNyES + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the Emperor's x3 wwit: +:33 That >_< since OwO the ^w^ common x3 men awe :3 nyow in >w< action +'Gainst OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians, +And UwU that OwO the legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia awe +>w< Fuww uWu weak ^-^ to >_< undewtake ^-^ ouw wars x3 against +The faww'n-off Bwitons, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do incite +The ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. ÚwÚ He >_> cweates +Wucius pwoconsuw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you, OwO the xDD twibunyes, +>_< Fow :3 this immediate wevy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands +His absowute commission. Wong live Caesaw! +ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^-^ Is Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the forces? +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Ay. +ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^w^ Wemainying :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Gawwia? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 With x3 those legions +^w^ Which I ^.^ have xDD spoke :33 of, ^w^ wheweunto >_> youw levy +Must >w< be :33 suppwyant. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> youw :33 commission +uWu Wiww OwO tie you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time +x3 Of theiw UwU dispatch. +ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. We uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^-^ ouw >_< duty. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +^-^ Wawes. Near OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS + +x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN :3 awonye + +CWOTEN. I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to th' place xDD whewe uWu they shouwd :33 meet, ^-^ if Pisanio +^.^ have >w< mapp'd ^.^ it ;;w;; twuwy. OwO How x3 fit his garments sewve UwU me! UwU Why shouwd +his mistress, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu by him UwU that :3 made OwO the taiwow, ^.^ nyot >w< be +x3 fit too? The wathew- saving uWu wevewence >_> of OwO the word- uWu fow 'tis ^w^ said +:3 a :3 woman's :33 fitnyess comes uWu by fits. ÚwÚ Thewein I >w< must xDD pway OwO the wowkman. +I dare speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD vain-gwowy uWu fow :3 a man ÚwÚ and +his :3 gwass ^-^ to confer in his >_> own chamber- I >_> mean, OwO the >w< winyes >_> of my +ÚwÚ body awe as ;;w;; weww :33 dwawn as his; nyo less young, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, ^.^ nyot +beneath him in UwU fowtunyes, uWu beyond him in OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, +:33 abuv him in birth, alike :33 convewsant in ^w^ genyewaw OwO sewvices, ÚwÚ and +^-^ mowe xDD wemawkabwe in >w< singwe oppositions. >_> Yet :3 this imperceiverant +xDD thing loves him in my ÚwÚ despite. What mowtawity ÚwÚ is! ^w^ Posthumus, >w< thy +uWu head, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; gwowing x3 upon >w< thy UwU shouwdews, uWu shaww within :3 this +hour >w< be off; >w< thy ^w^ mistwess ^w^ enfowced; >w< thy garments ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces +before xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this >_< donye, x3 spuwn xDD hew UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew fathew, +^-^ who >w< may, ^.^ hapwy, >w< be :3 a wittwe :3 angwy uWu fow my OwO so xDD wough OwO usage; uWu but my +mothew, having power >_> of his testinyess, uWu shaww xDD tuwn >w< aww OwO into my +UwU commendations. UwU My horse :3 is tied OwO up ^-^ safe. :33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a +>_> sowe puwpose! ;;w;; Fowtunye, >w< put them OwO into my hand. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy +;;w;; descwiption >_> of theiw meeting-place; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fewwow dawes ^.^ nyot +x3 deceive >_> me. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS + +OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ cave, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN + +x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] You awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. Wemain here in OwO the >w< cave; +>w< We'ww come ^-^ to you aftew >_< hunting. +ARVIRAGUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] xDD Bwothew, stay here. +uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bwothews? +^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So man ÚwÚ and man shouwd ^w^ be; +But >w< cway ÚwÚ and >w< cway :3 diffews in dignity, +uWu Whose ^.^ dust :3 is uWu both alike. I x3 am vewy sick. +GUIDERIUS. uWu Go you ^-^ to UwU hunting; I'll >_> abide with >_> him. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So uWu sick I x3 am ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; +But ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD citizen :3 a >_< wanton as +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to die ewe sick. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD weave me; +uWu Stick ^-^ to >_> youw >w< jouwnyaw >_> couwse. The :33 bweach >_> of UwU custom +^-^ Is :33 bweach >_> of all. I x3 am iww, uWu but >_> youw being uWu by me +Cannyot amend me; ^w^ society :3 is nyo comfort +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot >w< sociabwe. I x3 am ^.^ nyot vewy >_< sick, +x3 Since I can reason >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you xDD twust me here. +I'll x3 wob UwU nyonye uWu but mysewf; ÚwÚ and let me x3 die, +^-^ Steawing OwO so poorly. +GUIDERIUS. I love thee; I ^.^ have xDD spoke it. +OwO How >w< much OwO the UwU quantity, OwO the OwO weight as >w< much +UwU As I ^-^ do love my father. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ What? ^-^ how? ^-^ how? +ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD sin ^-^ to uWu say so, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ yoke me +UwU In my good >_< bwothew's fault. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why +I love :3 this youth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard you uWu say +Love's weason's ^-^ without reason. The uWu biew at doow, +And :3 a >_> demand ^-^ who :3 is't uWu shaww x3 die, :3 I'd uWu say +>w< 'My fathew, ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 youth.' +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O x3 nyobwe strain! +:3 O worthiness >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! breed >_> of greatness! +UwU Cowawds fathew cowards ÚwÚ and base >w< things ^-^ siwe ;;w;; base. +:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan, >_> contempt ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. +^-^ I'm ^.^ nyot theiw uWu fathew; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who :3 this shouwd >w< be +^-^ Doth >_< miwacwe itself, :33 wov'd before me.- +^.^ 'Tis OwO the nyinth hour o' th' mown. +ARVIRAGUS. xDD Bwothew, faweweww. +^-^ IMOGEN. I ^w^ wish ye sport. +ARVIRAGUS. Your ^w^ heawth. uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] ^w^ So >w< pwease you, sir. +^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These awe >w< kind >_< cweatuwes. >_< Gods, what :3 wies I ^.^ have +>_< heawd! +Our couwtiews uWu say all's savage uWu but at couwt. +:3 Expewience, :33 O, :3 thou >_< dispwov'st :3 wepowt! +^-^ Th' imperious :33 seas breed uWu monstews; uWu fow OwO the dish, +OwO Poow ÚwÚ twibutawy wivews as ^w^ sweet >_< fish. +I x3 am uWu sick still; UwU heawt-sick. ;;w;; Pisanyio, +I'll :3 nyow ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy uWu dwug. [Swallows ;;w;; some] +GUIDERIUS. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_> him. +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, uWu but >_> unfowtunyate; +OwO Dishonyestwy UwU affwicted, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 honyest. +ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ answew me; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ said heweaftew +I UwU might xDD knyow more. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ To th' field, ^-^ to th' field! +>w< We'ww xDD weave you uWu fow :3 this xDD time. uWu Go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. +ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong >_> away. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< sick, +>_< Fow you >w< must >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ huswife. +^-^ IMOGEN. Weww, ^w^ ow iww, +I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. +x3 BEWAWIUS. And ^-^ shawt >w< be ever. Exit :33 IMOGEN OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave +:3 This youth, :33 howe'ew distress'd, >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had +Good ancestows. +ARVIRAGUS. OwO How angel-like ^.^ he >_> sings! +GUIDERIUS. But his nyeat xDD cookewy! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ cut ^-^ ouw woots in OwO chawactews, +And ^-^ sauc'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ bwoths as Juno xDD had >_< been >_< sick, +And ^.^ he xDD hew OwO dietew. +ARVIRAGUS. Nobly ^.^ he :3 yokes +OwO A :33 smiwing with :3 a >w< sigh, as ^-^ if OwO the sigh +>_> Was UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow ^.^ nyot being such :3 a UwU smiwe; +The >_> smiwe >_> mocking OwO the sigh UwU that ^.^ it would UwU fwy +From OwO so >_< divinye :3 a :33 tempwe ^-^ to commix +x3 With x3 winds UwU that :33 saiwows ;;w;; waiw OwO at. +GUIDERIUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ nyote +:33 That >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, wooted in him ^.^ both, +>_< Mingwe theiw ^w^ spuws >w< togethew. +ARVIRAGUS. Gwow >_> patience! +And let OwO the uWu stinking ^-^ ewdew, gwief, >w< untwinye +His pewishing >w< woot with OwO the >_< incweasing vine! +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat x3 mownying. ^w^ Come, >w< away! >w< Who's thewe? + +x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN + +CWOTEN. I cannyot find x3 those ^.^ wunyagates; UwU that villain +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ mock'd >_> me. I x3 am UwU faint. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Those wunyagates? +:3 Means ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> us? I pawtwy xDD knyow him; 'tis +>w< Cwoten, OwO the :3 son o' th' Queen. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some :33 ambush. +I ^-^ saw him ^.^ nyot ^.^ these many yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet +I xDD knyow 'tis ^w^ he. We awe held as outwaws. :33 Hence! +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but UwU onye; you ÚwÚ and my bwothew >_> seawch +What ^w^ companyies awe >w< nyeaw. ;;w;; Pway you away; +>_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. >_< Exeunt OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS +CWOTEN. Soft! What awe you +:33 That UwU fwy me ^.^ thus? uWu Some villain >_< mountainyeews? +I ^.^ have heard >_> of xDD such. What ^w^ swave art thou? +GUIDERIUS. OwO A xDD thing +Mowe slavish >_> did I :33 nye'ew than answering +'A swave' ^-^ without :3 a ÚwÚ knyock. +CWOTEN. Thou art :3 a robber, +OwO A waw-bweakew, :3 a :3 viwwain. Yield ^.^ thee, >w< thief. +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ To UwU who? ÚwÚ To OwO thee? What art thou? >_< Have ^.^ nyot I +An arm as xDD big as thinye, :3 a OwO heawt as ^w^ big? +x3 Thy x3 wowds, I :33 gwant, awe UwU biggew, uWu fow I wear ^.^ nyot +UwU My dagger in my UwU mouth. Say what :3 thou :33 awt; +UwU Why I shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee. +CWOTEN. Thou villain base, +^w^ Knyow'st me ^.^ nyot uWu by my clothes? +GUIDERIUS. No, :3 nyow >w< thy taiwow, wascaw, +OwO Who :3 is >w< thy >_< gwandfathew; ^.^ he :3 made x3 those xDD cwothes, +>w< Which, as ^.^ it seems, ^-^ make thee. +CWOTEN. Thou pwecious ÚwÚ vawwet, +UwU My >_> taiwow :3 made them not. +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, then, ÚwÚ and :3 thank +The man UwU that >_> gave them thee. Thou art >w< some OwO foow; +I x3 am loath ^-^ to beat thee. +CWOTEN. Thou xDD injuwious xDD thief, +>w< Heaw uWu but my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and twembwe. +GUIDERIUS. What's >w< thy name? +CWOTEN. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou :3 viwwain. +GUIDERIUS. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou double viwwain, >w< be >w< thy uWu nyame, +I cannyot ^.^ twembwe at it. Were ^.^ it x3 toad, ^w^ ow adder, OwO spidew, +'Twouwd move me OwO soonyew. +CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To >w< thy further feaw, +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< thy mere ^w^ confusion, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow +I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to th' Queen. +GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I'm >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ nyot seeming +^w^ So >w< wowthy as >w< thy uWu biwth. +CWOTEN. Awt ^.^ nyot OwO afeawd? +GUIDERIUS. Those UwU that I reverence, x3 those I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO the xDD wise: +^.^ At fools I >w< waugh, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. +CWOTEN. ^.^ Die OwO the :33 death. +When I ^.^ have OwO swain ÚwÚ thee with my pwopew ;;w;; hand, +I'll follow x3 those UwU that x3 even :3 nyow xDD fwed hence, +And uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wud's :33 Town xDD set >_> youw xDD heads. +Yield, wustic mountaineer. ^.^ Exeunt, ÚwÚ fighting + +;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS + +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo company's abwoad. +ARVIRAGUS. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; you >_> did >_> mistake ^w^ him, sure. +x3 BEWAWIUS. I cannyot UwU teww; wong :3 is ^.^ it >_< since I ^-^ saw ^w^ him, +But UwU time ;;w;; hath nyothing >_> bwuww'd x3 those >w< winyes >_> of :3 favouw +^w^ Which then ^.^ he >_< wowe; OwO the snyatches in his OwO voice, +And ^-^ buwst >_> of >_< speaking, ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ his. I x3 am absowute +ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ^w^ Cwoten. +ARVIRAGUS. UwU In :3 this place ^-^ we weft ^.^ them. +I ^w^ wish my bwothew ^-^ make good UwU time with ^w^ him, +You uWu say ^.^ he :3 is OwO so feww. +x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Being scarce :3 made uWu up, +I UwU mean ^-^ to man, ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot appwehension +Ow roaring ^.^ tewwows; uWu fow x3 defect >_> of ÚwÚ judgment +^-^ Is ^w^ oft OwO the OwO cease >_> of fear. + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS with >_< CWOTEN'S head + +But, >_> see, >w< thy brother. +GUIDERIUS. :3 This Cwoten ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, OwO an uWu empty :3 puwse; +Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo money >w< in't. :3 Nyot xDD Hewcuwes +Could ^.^ have ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his brains, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyonye; +>_> Yet I ^.^ nyot UwU doing this, OwO the OwO foow xDD had ÚwÚ bownye +UwU My head as I ^-^ do ^-^ his. +x3 BEWAWIUS. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? +GUIDERIUS. I x3 am pewfect ÚwÚ what: ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ onye xDD Cwoten's uWu head, +>w< Son ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, aftew his >_> own OwO wepowt; +OwO Who xDD caww'd me >w< twaitow, ^-^ mountainyeew, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe +x3 With his >_> own >w< singwe hand he'd UwU take OwO us ÚwÚ in, +>_> Dispwace ^-^ ouw :3 heads whewe- :3 thank OwO the >_> gods!- uWu they >_< gwow, +And xDD set them uWu on Wud's xDD Town. +x3 BEWAWIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye. +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy fathew, what ^.^ have ^-^ we ^-^ to wose +But UwU that ^.^ he :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU take, ^-^ ouw >w< wives? The OwO waw +OwO Pwotects ^.^ nyot >_< us; then x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< be >w< tendew +ÚwÚ To let OwO an awwogant piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh ^-^ thweat >w< us, +;;w;; Pway ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and executioner >w< aww himself, +>_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ÚwÚ waw? What >_> company +Discover you OwO abwoad? +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo >w< singwe ^w^ souw +^w^ Can ^-^ we xDD set eye OwO on, uWu but in OwO an xDD safe reason +ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ have >w< some attendants. ^-^ Though his humouw +>_> Was nyothing uWu but mutation- ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that +From ^-^ onye OwO bad xDD thing ^-^ to wowse- ^.^ nyot frenzy, ^.^ nyot +>_> Absowute UwU madnyess :33 couwd OwO so :3 faw ^.^ have wav'd, +ÚwÚ To bwing him here awonye. UwU Awthough UwU pewhaps +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be heard at couwt UwU that such as ^-^ we +>w< Cave ;;w;; hewe, uWu hunt ;;w;; hewe, awe >w< outwaws, ÚwÚ and in UwU time +May ^-^ make >w< some stronger xDD head- OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD heawing, +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU might >_< bweak >_< out ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw +^-^ He'd ÚwÚ fetch OwO us in; ÚwÚ yet :3 is't ^.^ nyot pwobabwe +ÚwÚ To come xDD awonye, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he OwO so undewtaking +Ow uWu they OwO so suffering. ;;w;; Then uWu on good gwound ^-^ we feaw, +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw :3 this ÚwÚ body ;;w;; hath :3 a x3 taiw +Mowe perilous than OwO the head. +ARVIRAGUS. >_> Wet owdinyance +Come as OwO the UwU gods foresay it. Howsoe'er, +UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 weww. +x3 BEWAWIUS. I xDD had nyo :33 mind +ÚwÚ To uWu hunt :3 this ÚwÚ day; OwO the :3 boy xDD Fidewe's sicknyess +OwO Did ^-^ make my uWu way wong fowth. +GUIDERIUS. x3 With his >_> own ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did :33 wave x3 against my ÚwÚ thwoat, I ^.^ have ta'en +His head ^-^ fwom >_> him. I'll thwow't OwO into OwO the creek +^-^ Behind ^-^ ouw rock, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea +And tell OwO the fishes :33 he's OwO the Queen's UwU son, ^w^ Cwoten. +^.^ That's >w< aww I x3 weck. Exit +x3 BEWAWIUS. I fear'twill >w< be x3 weveng'd. +Would, Polydore, :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< donye't! >w< though valour +:33 Becomes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +ARVIRAGUS. Wouwd I xDD had done't, +^w^ So OwO the wevenge :3 awonye ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU me! Polydore, +I love ÚwÚ thee :3 bwothewwy, uWu but >_< envy >w< much +Thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of :3 this :3 deed. I would wevenges, +:33 That possibwe OwO stwength UwU might :33 meet, would >w< seek OwO us through, +And >w< put OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< answew. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Weww, 'tis >w< donye. +>w< We'ww uWu hunt nyo ^-^ mowe UwU to-day, :3 nyow >w< seek uWu fow danger +:3 Whewe :33 thewe's nyo uWu pwofit. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wock. +You ÚwÚ and >_> Fidewe xDD pway OwO the >w< cooks; I'll stay +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ hasty :33 Powydowe return, ÚwÚ and bwing him +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; dinnyew >_> pwesentwy. +ARVIRAGUS. OwO Poow uWu sick Fidewe! +I'll willingly ^-^ to him; ^-^ to >_< gain his >w< cowouw +:3 I'd let :3 a OwO pawish >_> of such xDD Cwoten's blood, +And UwU pwaise ^-^ mysewf uWu fow >_> chawity. Exit +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O :3 thou goddess, +Thou >_< divinye uWu Nyatuwe, :3 thou thyself :3 thou x3 bwazon'st +UwU In ^.^ these two >_< pwincewy boys! ^.^ They awe as gentwe +UwU As UwU zephyws xDD bwowing x3 bewow OwO the viowet, +:3 Nyot ^w^ wagging his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet as :3 wough, +Their :33 woyaw UwU bwood UwU enchaf'd, as OwO the rud'st ^.^ wind +:33 That uWu by OwO the :3 top doth UwU take OwO the ^.^ mountain pinye +And ^-^ make him uWu stoop ^-^ to th' ^-^ vawe. ^.^ 'Tis wonder +:33 That OwO an :33 invisibwe :33 instinct shouwd fwame them +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woyawty >_< unweawn'd, uWu honyouw untaught, +Civility ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^-^ fwom xDD othew, valour +:33 That >_> wiwdwy grows in ;;w;; them, uWu but >w< yiewds :3 a ^.^ cwop +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_< sow'd. >_> Yet still >w< it's ÚwÚ stwange +What xDD Cwoten's being here ^-^ to OwO us :33 powtends, +Ow what his death uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ us. + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS + +GUIDERIUS. Where's my xDD bwothew? +I ^.^ have x3 sent xDD Cwoten's ^w^ cwotpoww ;;w;; down OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, +UwU In >_< embassy ^-^ to his mother; his body's hostage +>_< Fow his ^w^ wetuwn. >_< [Sowemn music] +x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My ;;w;; ingenyious >w< instwument! +Hawk, Polydore, ^.^ it sounds. But what >w< occasion +;;w;; Hath Cadwal :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ motion? >_> Hawk! +GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at :3 home? +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence x3 even OwO nyow. +GUIDERIUS. What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? x3 Since death >_> of my ^-^ deaw'st mothew +^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot speak >_> befowe. ^-^ Aww sowemn >w< things +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ answew sowemn ÚwÚ accidents. The matter? +>_> Twiumphs uWu fow nyothing ÚwÚ and >_> wamenting xDD toys +^-^ Is ^-^ jowwity uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and >w< gwief uWu fow >_< boys. +^-^ Is Cadwal >_> mad? + +;;w;; We-entew x3 AWVIWAGUS, with :33 IMOGEN as OwO dead, beawing +xDD hew in his ÚwÚ awms + +x3 BEWAWIUS. Look, here ^.^ he uWu comes, +And brings OwO the x3 diwe >w< occasion in his ÚwÚ awms +x3 Of what ^-^ we blame him for! +ARVIRAGUS. The biwd :3 is UwU dead +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made OwO so >w< much x3 on. I xDD had wathew +>_< Have >w< skipp'd ^-^ fwom UwU sixteen years >_> of :3 age ^-^ to ;;w;; sixty, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have tuwn'd my >_< weaping UwU time OwO into :3 a uWu cwutch, +>w< Than ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ this. +GUIDERIUS. :3 O :33 sweetest, ÚwÚ faiwest xDD wiwy! +UwU My bwothew weaws ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye half OwO so ;;w;; weww +UwU As when :3 thou >_< gwew'st thysewf. +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O >_< mewanchowy! +OwO Who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd :33 sound >w< thy bottom? find +The ooze ^-^ to show what >w< coast >w< thy ^.^ swuggish crare +>_> Might'st easiliest OwO hawbouw OwO in? Thou bwessed :3 thing! +OwO Juv knows what man :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have ^w^ made; uWu but OwO I, +Thou :33 diedst, :3 a UwU most x3 wawe OwO boy, >_> of mewanchowy. +OwO How ;;w;; found you OwO him? +ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stawk, as you xDD see; +ÚwÚ Thus smiling, as >w< some UwU fwy xDD had ;;w;; tickwed ÚwÚ swumbew, +:3 Nyot as >_> death's xDD dawt, being ^.^ waugh'd at; his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek +uWu Weposing uWu on :3 a UwU cushion. +GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Whewe? +ARVIRAGUS. >w< O' th' OwO fwoow; +His ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; thus x3 weagu'd. I ^w^ thought ^.^ he slept, ÚwÚ and >w< put +UwU My cwouted xDD bwogues ^-^ fwom x3 off my OwO feet, uWu whose wudenyess +Answew'd my ^-^ steps xDD too loud. +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu but sleeps. +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be gonye :3 he'ww ^-^ make his grave :3 a ^-^ bed; +x3 With female fairies uWu wiww his tomb >w< be x3 haunted, +And worms uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to thee. +ARVIRAGUS. x3 With ÚwÚ faiwest flowers, +>w< Whiwst uWu summew ^-^ wasts ÚwÚ and I live ;;w;; hewe, Fidewe, +I'll OwO sweeten >w< thy >_> sad ^-^ gwave. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wack +The flower that's >_< wike >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO pawe x3 pwimwose; :3 nyow +The >_> azuw'd >_< hawe-beww, >_< wike >w< thy :3 veins; no, :3 nyow +The weaf >_> of UwU egwantinye, xDD whom ^.^ nyot ^-^ to slander, +Out-sweet'ned ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ bweath. The wuddock ÚwÚ wouwd, +x3 With chawitabwe ;;w;; biww- :3 O bill, >_> sowe shaming +Those :33 wich-weft ;;w;; heiws UwU that let theiw fathews lie +Without :3 a ;;w;; monyument!- bwing ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^.^ this; +xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and furr'd moss ÚwÚ besides, when >_> fwow'ws awe x3 nyonye, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wintew-gwound >w< thy cowse- +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Pwithee ^.^ have >_< donye, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway in wench-wike uWu wowds with UwU that +^w^ Which :3 is OwO so serious. >_> Wet OwO us :33 buwy ^w^ him, +And ^.^ nyot xDD pwotwact with ^w^ admiwation what +^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 due UwU debt. ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ gwave. +ARVIRAGUS. Say, xDD whewe >w< shaww's uWu way OwO him? +GUIDERIUS. By good ^w^ Euwiphiwe, ^-^ ouw mother. +ARVIRAGUS. Be't >w< so; +And let >w< us, Polydore, >w< though :3 nyow ^-^ ouw OwO voices +>_< Have ^w^ got OwO the xDD mannyish cwack, sing him ^-^ to th' >w< gwound, +UwU As UwU once ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mother; ;;w;; use >_< wike ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, +ÚwÚ Save UwU that Euwiphiwe >w< must >w< be Fidewe. +GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Cadwaw, +I cannyot uWu sing. I'll ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and >_> wowd ^.^ it with thee; +>_< Fow :3 nyotes >_> of UwU sowwow >_< out >_> of xDD tunye awe >_< wowse +>w< Than priests ÚwÚ and fanes UwU that ^-^ wie. +ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww speak it, xDD then. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Great ^.^ gwiefs, I >_> see, med'cine OwO the ^.^ wess, uWu fow Cwoten +^-^ Is ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU queen's UwU son, boys; +And >w< though ^.^ he came ^-^ ouw enemy, wemembew +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ Though UwU mean ÚwÚ and :3 mighty ^-^ wotting +Together ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD dust, ÚwÚ yet reverence- +:33 That :3 angew >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- doth ^-^ make >_> distinction +x3 Of place ^w^ 'tween UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. Our ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ was ^w^ pwincewy; +And >w< though you took his xDD wife, as being ^-^ ouw OwO foe, +>_> Yet :33 buwy him as :3 a pwince. +GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. +Thewsites' ÚwÚ body :3 is as good as Ajax', +When neither awe >_> awive. +ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< go ÚwÚ fetch ^w^ him, +>w< We'ww uWu say ^-^ ouw ^.^ song OwO the whiwst. xDD Bwothew, begin. +Exit OwO BEWAWIUS +GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, ^-^ we >w< must uWu way his head ^-^ to th' East; +UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a reason for't. +ARVIRAGUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. +GUIDERIUS. Come OwO on, then, ÚwÚ and wemuv >_> him. +ARVIRAGUS. >_> So. ÚwÚ Begin. + +SONG + +GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the heat o' th' >_< sun +Nyow OwO the ^-^ fuwious wintew's wages; +Thou >w< thy :33 wowwdwy ^w^ task x3 hast >_< donye, +:3 Home art gone, ÚwÚ and ta'en >w< thy wages. +OwO Gowden lads ÚwÚ and girls >w< aww xDD must, +UwU As :3 chimnyey-sweepews, come ^-^ to OwO dust. + +ARVIRAGUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 fwown o' th' OwO gweat; +Thou art ÚwÚ past OwO the ;;w;; tywant's stwoke. +Cawe nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cwothe ÚwÚ and :33 eat; +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the weed :3 is as OwO the >_> oak. +The >_< sceptwe, weawnying, physic, >w< must +^-^ Aww follow :3 this ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. + +GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 wightnying flash, +ARVIRAGUS. Nyow th' :3 aww-dweaded >_< thundew-stonye; +GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot slander, ÚwÚ censuwe wash; +ARVIRAGUS. Thou x3 hast finish'd ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD moan. +uWu BOTH. ^-^ Aww lovers young, >w< aww lovers >w< must +Consign ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. + +GUIDERIUS. :3 Nyo >_< exowcisew harm thee! +ARVIRAGUS. Nyow nyo OwO witchcwaft chawm thee! +GUIDERIUS. ^w^ Ghost xDD unwaid uWu fowbeaw thee! +ARVIRAGUS. Nyothing i-iww come ;;w;; nyeaw thee! +uWu BOTH. x3 Quiet ^.^ consummation x3 have, +And renowned >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; gwave! + +;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS with OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> CWOTEN + +GUIDERIUS. We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw :33 obsequies. ^w^ Come, uWu way him down. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Here's :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ fwowews; uWu but ^-^ 'bout UwU midnyight, more. +The hewbs UwU that ^.^ have uWu on them x3 cowd OwO dew o' th' night +uWu Awe xDD stwewings x3 fit'st uWu fow x3 gwaves. :3 Upon theiw >w< faces. +You ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ fwow'ws, :3 nyow withew'd. >_< Even OwO so +^.^ These UwU hewbwets uWu shaww ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 upon you stwew. +Come OwO on, >_> away. Apawt x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. +The gwound UwU that >_> gave them ^.^ fiwst >_> has them again. +Their ÚwÚ pweasuwes here awe ^.^ past, OwO so :3 is theiw >w< pain. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :33 IMOGEN +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ [Awaking] x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? +I :3 thank you. By yond xDD bush? >_> Pway, how :3 faw ^w^ thithew? +x3 'Ods >_> pittikins! can ^.^ it >w< be OwO six UwU miwe :3 yet? +I ^.^ have gonye >w< aww ^-^ nyight. OwO Faith, I'll lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. +But, ^.^ soft! nyo ^-^ bedfewwow. :3 O UwU gods ÚwÚ and ^.^ goddesses! +>_< [Seeing OwO the body] +^.^ These >_> fwow'ws awe >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +:3 This bwoody man, OwO the cawe on't. I >w< hope I ^-^ dweam; +>_< Fow OwO so I ^w^ thought I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD cave-keepew, +And cook ^-^ to >w< honyest >_< cweatuwes. But 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; +ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu but :3 a >_< bowt >_> of nothing, shot at nothing, +^w^ Which OwO the bwain makes >_> of ^w^ fumes. Our vewy eyes +uWu Awe OwO sometimes, >_< wike ^-^ ouw ;;w;; judgments, blind. Good :33 faith, +I ^.^ twembwe still with fear; uWu but ^-^ if there >w< be +>_> Yet weft in >w< heaven as small :3 a >_> dwop >_> of ^-^ pity +UwU As :3 a wren's eye, >_< feaw'd >_< gods, :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! +The x3 dweam's here ^.^ stiww. >_< Even when I :3 wake ^.^ it :3 is +Without uWu me, as within me; ^.^ nyot OwO imagin'd, felt. +OwO A headwess man? The garments >_> of UwU Posthumus? +I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ shape UwU of's >_> weg; :3 this :3 is his ;;w;; hand, +His foot Mercurial, his Martial thigh, +The UwU bwawns >_> of ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but his xDD Joviaw ;;w;; face- +Murder in uWu heaven! ^w^ How! ^.^ 'Tis gone. ;;w;; Pisanyio, +^-^ Aww cuwses uWu madded ^.^ Hecuba >_> gave OwO the Gweeks, +And >_< minye ^-^ to xDD boot, >w< be dawted uWu on thee! uWu Thou, +Conspiw'd with UwU that iwweguwous x3 deviw, >w< Cwoten, +;;w;; Hath here ÚwÚ cut x3 off my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ To wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead +Be ^w^ hencefowth treacherous! OwO Damn'd Pisanio +;;w;; Hath with his forged OwO wettews- :33 damn'd ^.^ Pisanyio- +From :3 this UwU most bwavest vessel >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd +Struck OwO the ÚwÚ main-top. :3 O xDD Posthumus! alas, +:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< head? Where's ÚwÚ that? ^w^ Ay UwU me! ^w^ whewe's ÚwÚ that? +Pisanio UwU might ^.^ have xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ thee at OwO the xDD heawt, +And weft :3 this head x3 on. OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? Pisanyio? +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :3 Cwoten; ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD wucwe in them +>_< Have >_> waid :3 this >_> woe here. :33 O, 'tis >_> pwegnyant, x3 pwegnyant! +The ÚwÚ dwug ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ said ÚwÚ was pwecious +And cowdiaw ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found ^.^ it +>_> Muwd'wous ^-^ to th' ^-^ senses? :33 That confiwms ^.^ it UwU home. +:3 This :3 is Pisanio's deed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cwoten. O! +>w< Give >w< cowouw ^-^ to my OwO pawe ^-^ cheek with >w< thy blood, +:33 That ^-^ we OwO the xDD howwidew ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 those +^w^ Which uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ us. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! +>_< [Fawws x3 fainting uWu on OwO the body] + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW + +>_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ To them OwO the legions uWu gawwison'd in UwU Gawwia, +:33 Aftew >_> youw wiww, ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the >_< sea, :33 attending +You here at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; with >_> youw ;;w;; ships, +^.^ They awe in xDD weadinyess. +UwU WUCIUS. But what ^-^ fwom Rome? +>_< CAPTAIN. The Senate ;;w;; hath stirr'd OwO up OwO the confinyews +And gentlemen >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU most willing spiwits, +:33 That pwomise x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu they come +^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of bowd Iachimo, +OwO Siennya's brother. +UwU WUCIUS. When OwO expect you >w< them? +>_< CAPTAIN. x3 With OwO the next benefit o' th' wind. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 This uWu fowwawdnyess +:3 Makes ^-^ ouw OwO hopes x3 faiw. ^.^ Command ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ nyumbews +Be muster'd; ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ captains ÚwÚ wook to't. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, +What ^.^ have you :33 dweam'd >_> of ^.^ wate >_> of :3 this waw's purpose? +SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Wast night OwO the vewy UwU gods show'd me :3 a ^-^ vision- +I fast ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd uWu fow theiw intelligence- ^.^ thus: +I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ Juv's bird, OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, >_< wing'd +From OwO the spongy ^-^ south ^-^ to :3 this part >_> of OwO the UwU west, +Thewe ^-^ vanyish'd in OwO the ^w^ sunbeams; ;;w;; which :33 powtends, +>_< Unwess my x3 sins ^w^ abuse my OwO divinyation, +uWu Success ^-^ to th' Woman ^w^ host. +UwU WUCIUS. Dream >_< often so, +And never ^-^ fawse. >_< Soft, UwU ho! what twunk :3 is here +Without his top? The ruin ^-^ speaks UwU that sometime +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy OwO buiwding. :3 How? :3 a :33 page? +Ow UwU dead ^w^ ow sweeping uWu on OwO him? But OwO dead, OwO wathew; +>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe doth ^w^ abhow ^-^ to ^-^ make his bed +x3 With OwO the defunct, ^w^ ow ;;w;; sweep x3 upon OwO the UwU dead. +Let's UwU see OwO the xDD boy's face. +>_< CAPTAIN. >w< He's alive, my :33 wowd. +UwU WUCIUS. He'll then uWu instwuct OwO us >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ body. Young one, +Inform OwO us >_> of >w< thy x3 fowtunyes; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu seems +^.^ They crave ^-^ to >w< be demanded. OwO Who :3 is :3 this +Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy bwoody x3 piwwow? Ow ^-^ who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he +That, otherwise than x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe :33 did, +;;w;; Hath alter'd UwU that good pictuwe? What's >w< thy ;;w;; intewest +UwU In :3 this >_> sad UwU wweck? OwO How xDD came't? OwO Who is't? What art thou? +^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am OwO nyothing; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +Nyothing ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. :3 This ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, +OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Bwiton ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu good, +:33 That here uWu by ^-^ mountainyeews :3 wies slain. Alas! +Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >w< mastews. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew +From ^w^ east ^-^ to occident; x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ^-^ sewvice; +>_> Twy many, >w< aww >w< good; sewve xDD twuwy; never +Find such another mastew. +UwU WUCIUS. x3 'Wack, good ^.^ youth! +Thou x3 mov'st nyo less with >w< thy compwainying than +x3 Thy ^w^ mastew in bleeding. Say his uWu nyame, good >w< fwiend. +^-^ IMOGEN. Richard xDD du ^w^ Champ. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I ^-^ do >_< wie, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do +:3 Nyo harm uWu by it, >w< though OwO the UwU gods OwO heaw, I >w< hope +>w< They'ww pawdon :3 it.- Say you, sir? +UwU WUCIUS. x3 Thy name? +^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. +UwU WUCIUS. Thou OwO dost appwuv thyself OwO the vewy same; +x3 Thy name ;;w;; weww ^-^ fits >w< thy :33 faith, >w< thy :3 faith >w< thy >w< nyame. +uWu Wiwt UwU take >w< thy uWu chance with x3 me? I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO so ;;w;; weww master'd; ;;w;; but, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, +:3 Nyo less :3 bewov'd. The Woman Emperor's :3 wettews, +xDD Sent uWu by :3 a >_> consuw ^-^ to uWu me, shouwd ^.^ nyot sooner +>w< Than UwU thinye >_> own wowth :33 pwefew thee. uWu Go with >_> me. +^-^ IMOGEN. I'll x3 fowwow, sir. But :33 fiwst, ^w^ an't >w< pwease OwO the >_< gods, +I'll hide my ^w^ mastew ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 fwies, as ^-^ deep +UwU As ^.^ these UwU poow xDD pickaxes can :3 dig; ÚwÚ and when +x3 With wiwd wood-weaves ÚwÚ and weeds I UwU ha' ^-^ stwew'd his :33 gwave, +And uWu on ^.^ it ^w^ said :3 a centuwy >_> of >_> pwayews, +Such as I ^-^ can, ^w^ twice xDD o'ew, I'll weep ÚwÚ and sigh; +And ^w^ weaving OwO so his UwU sewvice, follow you, +^w^ So >w< pwease you UwU entewtain >_> me. +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, good youth; +And wathew fathew ÚwÚ thee than ^w^ mastew thee. +UwU My fwiends, +The :3 boy ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught OwO us >_< manwy >_> duties; let OwO us +Find >_< out OwO the pwettiest :3 daisied plot ^-^ we ^-^ can, +And ^-^ make him with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ÚwÚ and OwO pawtisans +OwO A ^-^ gwave. ^w^ Come, arm >_> him. UwU Boy, ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ pwefeww'd +By ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be interr'd +UwU As xDD sowdiews ^.^ can. Be cheerful; wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. +uWu Some ^.^ fawws awe :3 means OwO the happier ^-^ to arise. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, LORDS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and attendants + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Again! ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how 'tis with :3 hew. +Exit OwO an :33 attendant +OwO A fever with OwO the absence >_> of xDD hew :3 son; +OwO A UwU madnyess, >_> of ;;w;; which xDD hew :3 wife's in >_> dangew. Heavens, +OwO How >_< deepwy you at UwU once ^-^ do ^.^ touch UwU me! :33 Imogen, +The gweat part >_> of my UwU comfowt, gone; my queen +:3 Upon :3 a desperate :33 bed, ÚwÚ and in :3 a UwU time +When xDD feawfuw wars point at me; xDD hew :3 son gone, +^w^ So :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow :3 this pwesent. ^w^ It strikes me ÚwÚ past +The >w< hope >_> of uWu comfowt. But uWu fow ^.^ thee, fewwow, +OwO Who ^.^ nyeeds >w< must xDD knyow >_> of xDD hew ^.^ depawtuwe ÚwÚ and +Dost ÚwÚ seem OwO so ignyowant, ^w^ we'ww enforce ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +By :3 a shawp uWu towtuwe. +PISANIO. >_> Siw, my life :3 is yours; +I humbly xDD set ^.^ it at >_> youw wiww; uWu but uWu fow my mistress, +I nyothing xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ she remains, x3 why gone, +Nyow when ^.^ she >w< puwposes ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +Hold me >_> youw :33 woyaw sewvant. +LORD. Good my UwU wiege, +The :3 day UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> missing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here. +I dare >w< be bound :33 he's OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu shaww OwO pewfowm +^-^ Aww pawts >_> of his subjection loyally. >_< Fow >w< Cwoten, +Thewe ÚwÚ wants nyo diligence in >w< seeking ^w^ him, +And uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt >w< be ÚwÚ found. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. The UwU time :3 is x3 twoubwesome. +uWu [To PISANIO] >w< We'ww :33 swip you uWu fow :3 a xDD season; uWu but ^-^ ouw jealousy +uWu Does ÚwÚ yet ^-^ depend. +LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, +The Woman uWu wegions, >w< aww ^-^ fwom x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ dwawn, +uWu Awe ^w^ wanded uWu on >_> youw :33 coast, with :3 a :3 suppwy +x3 Of Woman gentlemen uWu by OwO the Senate ^-^ sent. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow uWu fow OwO the counsew >_> of my :3 son ÚwÚ and queen! +I x3 am >w< amaz'd with OwO mattew. +LORD. Good my UwU wiege, +Your pwepawation can >w< affwont nyo less +>w< Than what you hear >_> of. Come :3 mowe, uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< you'we weady. +The UwU want :3 is uWu but ^-^ to >w< put x3 those pow'rs in motion +:33 That wong ^-^ to muv. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. I :3 thank you. Let's >_< withdwaw, +And ^.^ meet OwO the UwU time as ^.^ it UwU seeks ÚwÚ us. We ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot +What can ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy uWu annyoy >_< us; uWu but +We >w< gwieve at >_< chances here. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO PISANyIO +PISANIO. I heard nyo letter ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew >_< since +I ^w^ wwote him >_< Imogen ÚwÚ was slain. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. +Nyow hear I ^-^ fwom my mistress, ^-^ who >_> did pwomise +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd me >_< often OwO tidings. ÚwÚ Nyeithew xDD knyow +What :3 is >w< betid ^-^ to >w< Cwoten, uWu but >_< wemain +^-^ Pewpwex'd in all. The uWu heavens still >w< must OwO wowk. +OwO Whewein I x3 am false I x3 am ^-^ honyest; ^.^ nyot true, ^-^ to >w< be true. +^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars uWu shaww find I love my xDD countwy, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ nyote o' th' ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ faww in ^.^ them. +^-^ Aww uWu othew doubts, uWu by UwU time let them >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd: +>_> Fowtunye brings in >w< some ^w^ boats UwU that awe ^.^ nyot steer'd. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS + +x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS + +GUIDERIUS. The ^w^ nyoise :3 is x3 wound about ÚwÚ us. +x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom it. +ARVIRAGUS. What pweasuwe, ;;w;; siw, find ^-^ we in xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ wock ^.^ it +From >w< action ÚwÚ and adventuwe? +GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, what >w< hope +>_< Have ^-^ we in UwU hiding >_> us? :3 This uWu way OwO the Womans +Must ^w^ ow uWu fow ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ sway >w< us, ^w^ ow weceive OwO us +>_< Fow ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw >_< wevowts +^-^ Duwing theiw use, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway OwO us >w< aftew. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Sons, +>w< We'ww highew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mountains; there secure ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ To OwO the King's party :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ going. Nyewnyess +x3 Of xDD Cwoten's >_> death- ^-^ we being ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, ^.^ nyot muster'd +x3 Among OwO the :33 bands-may ÚwÚ dwive OwO us ^-^ to :3 a render +:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^.^ have liv'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu extowt :3 fwom's UwU that +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< donye, uWu whose ÚwÚ answew would >w< be >_< death, +^w^ Dwawn uWu on with uWu towtuwe. +GUIDERIUS. :3 This ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 doubt +UwU In such :3 a UwU time nyothing becoming you +Nyow >_> satisfying ÚwÚ us. +ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wikewy +:33 That when uWu they hear OwO the Woman howses UwU nyeigh, +ÚwÚ Behowd theiw :3 quawtew'd xDD fiwes, ^.^ have uWu both theiw eyes +And ears OwO so :33 cwoy'd impowtantwy as nyow, +:33 That uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ waste theiw UwU time x3 upon ^-^ ouw nyote, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^-^ we >_> awe. +x3 BEWAWIUS. :33 O, I x3 am OwO knyown +x3 Of many in OwO the >_> awmy. >_> Many yeaws, +^-^ Though Cwoten then uWu but young, you >_> see, ^.^ nyot :33 wowe him +From my remembrance. And, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the UwU King +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot deserv'd my service :3 nyow >_> youw >_> wuvs, +OwO Who find in my exiwe OwO the UwU want >_> of breeding, +The ;;w;; cewtainty >_> of :3 this ^-^ hawd life; :3 aye uWu hopewess +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the couwtesy >_> youw cradle ^-^ pwomis'd, +But ^-^ to >w< be still ^.^ hot ÚwÚ summew's tanlings ÚwÚ and +The xDD shwinking slaves >_> of winter. +GUIDERIUS. >w< Than >w< be so, +>_< Bettew ^-^ to OwO cease ^-^ to UwU be. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' >_> awmy. +I ÚwÚ and my bwothew awe ^.^ nyot >_> knyown; yourself +^w^ So >_< out >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and theweto OwO so o'ewgwown, +Cannyot >w< be >w< questionyed. +ARVIRAGUS. By :3 this >_< sun UwU that :33 shinyes, +I'll thithew. What xDD thing :3 is't UwU that I never +OwO Did UwU see man >_< die! scarce >w< evew ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU bwood +But UwU that >_> of cowawd hawes, ^.^ hot goats, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ venyison! +uWu Nyevew bestrid :3 a OwO howse, :33 save ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had +OwO A >_< widew >_< wike ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew :33 wowe rowel +Nyow iwon uWu on his heel! I x3 am asham'd +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the holy >_> sun, ^-^ to ^.^ have +The benefit >_> of his bwest UwU beams, remaining +^w^ So wong :3 a UwU poow unknyown. +GUIDERIUS. By uWu heavens, I'll go! +>w< If you uWu wiww bless uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me leave, +I'll UwU take OwO the better care; uWu but ^-^ if you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +The ;;w;; hazawd OwO thewefowe :3 due ^-^ faww uWu on me uWu by +The ^.^ hands >_> of Romans! +ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. UwU Amen. +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo reason OwO I, >_< since >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives you xDD set +^w^ So ^w^ swight :3 a >_> vawuation, shouwd ;;w;; wesewve +UwU My cwack'd ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ mowe cawe. >_< Have with you, boys! +>w< If in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy wars you uWu chance ^-^ to x3 die, +:33 That :3 is my bed UwU too, xDD wads, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^-^ wie. +Wead, :33 wead. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU time uWu seems xDD wong; theiw UwU bwood OwO thinks :33 scown +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it UwU fwy >_< out ÚwÚ and show them princes uWu bown. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bwitain. The Woman ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS xDD awonye, with :3 a bwoody handkerchief + +uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yea, bwoody ^w^ cwoth, I'll ^-^ keep thee; uWu fow I :33 wish'd +Thou shouldst >w< be colour'd OwO thus. You married onyes, +>w< If OwO each >_> of you shouwd UwU take :3 this ^.^ couwse, how many +Must murder ;;w;; wives >w< much better than themsewves +>_< Fow wwying uWu but :3 a little! :3 O x3 Pisanyio! +uWu Evewy good ^-^ sewvant OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< aww >_> commands; +:3 Nyo bond uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ just ones. OwO Gods! ^-^ if you +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ta'en ;;w;; vengeance uWu on my fauwts, I never +Had uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< put uWu on ^.^ this; OwO so xDD had you :33 saved +The x3 nyobwe >_< Imogen ^-^ to repent, ÚwÚ and struck +:33 Me, ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ mowe wowth >_> youw vengeance. But :33 awack, +You >w< snyatch >w< some x3 hence uWu fow wittwe faults; that's love, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them ^-^ faww nyo more. You >w< some >w< pewmit +ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< iwws with iwws, OwO each ÚwÚ ewdew ^.^ wowse, +And ^-^ make them ;;w;; dwead it, ^-^ to OwO the doew's x3 thwift. +But >_< Imogen :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Do >_> youw :33 best wills, +And ^-^ make me bwest ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. I x3 am ^w^ bwought UwU hithew +x3 Among th' >w< Itawian gentwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight +uWu Against my lady's ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ 'Tis enough +That, ^w^ Bwitain, I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< thy UwU mistwess; :3 peace! +I'll ^w^ give nyo x3 wound ^-^ to thee. :33 Thewefowe, good uWu heavens, +>w< Heaw ^-^ patientwy my uWu puwpose. I'll diswobe me +x3 Of ^.^ these >w< Itawian xDD weeds, ÚwÚ and suit ^-^ mysewf +UwU As OwO does :3 a Britain ^-^ peasant. ^w^ So I'll fight +uWu Against OwO the part I come with; OwO so I'll die +>_< Fow ^.^ thee, :3 O :33 Imogen, x3 even uWu fow xDD whom my life +^-^ Is every >_> bweath :3 a :33 death. And ;;w;; thus :33 unknyown, +Pitied :3 nyow xDD hated, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of peril +Myself I'll dedicate. >_> Wet me ^-^ make x3 men xDD knyow +Mowe valour in me than my ^-^ habits show. +>_< Gods, >w< put OwO the OwO stwength o' th' Weonyati in UwU me! +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the guise o' th' UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww begin +The :3 fashion- less ^-^ without ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe within. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bwitain. OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ÚwÚ and Woman xDD camps + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ and OwO the Woman ;;w;; awmy at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ;;w;; awmy +at another, OwO WEONyATUS ^.^ POSTHUMUS following >_< wike :3 a UwU poow sowdiew. +^.^ They mawch xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >w< go >_< out. Awawums. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu again, in x3 skiwmish, +uWu IACHIMO ÚwÚ and uWu POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ vanquisheth ÚwÚ and disawmeth >_< IACHIMO, +ÚwÚ and then leaves him + +^-^ IACHIMO. The heavinyess ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt within my uWu bosom +Takes x3 off my manhood. I ^.^ have belied :3 a >w< wady, +The ^w^ Pwincess >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ on't +Wevengingwy enfeebles me; ^w^ ow :33 couwd :3 this ^-^ caww, +OwO A vewy dwudge >_> of UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ have subdu'd me +UwU In my profession? ÚwÚ Knyighthoods ÚwÚ and honours ÚwÚ bownye +UwU As I wear >_< minye awe titwes uWu but >_> of scorn. +>w< If UwU that >w< thy gentwy, ^w^ Bwitain, >w< go before +:3 This >_< wout as ^.^ he exceeds ^-^ ouw x3 wowds, OwO the >_> odds +^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ we scarce awe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and you awe xDD gods. Exit + +The ^-^ battwe continues; OwO the ^w^ BWITONS ^w^ fwy; >_< CYMBEWINyE :3 is taken. +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ to his rescue BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS + +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^w^ stand! We ^.^ have th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ground; +The wanye :3 is ÚwÚ guawded; nyothing ^-^ wouts OwO us uWu but +The viwwainy >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU feaws. +^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and fight! + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and uWu seconds OwO the Bwitons; uWu they rescue +x3 CYMBEWINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. ;;w;; Then re-enter >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_< IACHIMO, +with :33 IMOGEN + +UwU WUCIUS. Away, OwO boy, ^-^ fwom OwO the troops, ÚwÚ and :33 save thysewf; +>_< Fow fwiends :33 kiww fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 disowdew's such +UwU As OwO waw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hoodwink'd. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis theiw ^.^ fwesh x3 suppwies. +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 day tuwn'd ^-^ stwangewy. Ow uWu betimes +Let's ;;w;; weinfowce ^w^ ow uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and :3 a Britain LORD + +LORD. >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ stand? +uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO did: +^-^ Though you, ^.^ it seems, come ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fwiews. +LORD. I ÚwÚ did. +uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo blame >w< be ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ was lost, +But UwU that OwO the uWu heavens x3 fought. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf +x3 Of his x3 wings ;;w;; destitute, OwO the ;;w;; awmy broken, +And uWu but OwO the uWu backs >_> of ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ seen, OwO an flying, +^.^ Thwough :3 a OwO stwait UwU wanye- OwO the enemy, full-hearted, +;;w;; Wowwing OwO the :33 tongue with slaught'ring, having wowk +Mowe plentiful than tools ^-^ to UwU do't, struck ;;w;; down +uWu Some mortally, >w< some slightly >w< touch'd, >w< some fawwing +>_< Mewewy OwO thwough feaw, UwU that OwO the OwO stwait xDD pass ÚwÚ was >_< damm'd +x3 With UwU dead x3 men hurt ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and cowards :3 wiving +ÚwÚ To die with ÚwÚ wength'nyed >w< shame. +LORD. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was :3 this wanye? +uWu POSTHUMUS. Close uWu by OwO the battwe, ditch'd, ÚwÚ and x3 waww'd with x3 tuwf, +^w^ Which >_> gave ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ ancient >w< sowdiew- +An >w< honyest one, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ who deserv'd +^w^ So wong :3 a breeding as his >_> white beard came ^.^ to, +UwU In UwU doing :3 this UwU fow's countwy. UwU Athwawt OwO the wanye +>_< He, with two stwipwings- lads ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to run +The ;;w;; countwy base than ^-^ to commit such swaughtew; +x3 With faces x3 fit uWu fow masks, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ faiwew +>w< Than x3 those uWu fow x3 pwesewvation cas'd ^w^ ow shame- +^w^ Made good OwO the >w< passage, :3 cwied ^-^ to x3 those UwU that xDD fwed +ÚwÚ 'Ouw uWu Bwitain's OwO hawts die flying, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ men. +ÚwÚ To :3 dawknyess fleet souws UwU that UwU fwy ^-^ backwawds! OwO Stand; +Ow ^-^ we awe Womans ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU that, +;;w;; Wike ;;w;; beasts, ;;w;; which you :3 shun uWu beastwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may :33 save +But ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook xDD back in frown. ÚwÚ Stand, stand!' ^.^ These ^w^ thwee, +>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ confident, in ^.^ act as xDD many- +>_< Fow three x3 pewfowmews awe OwO the file when >w< aww +The west ^-^ do >_< nyothing- with :3 this >_> wowd ;;w;; 'Stand, stand!' +Accommodated uWu by OwO the place, ^-^ mowe :3 chawming +x3 With theiw >_> own :33 nyobwenyess, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ have tuwn'd +OwO A ^-^ distaff ^-^ to :3 a lance, x3 giwded OwO pawe >w< wooks, +Part shame, part spirit :3 wenyew'd; UwU that >w< some tuwn'd cowawd +But uWu by ^.^ exampwe- :33 O, :3 a xDD sin in OwO waw +OwO Damn'd in OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ beginnyews!- gan ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook +The uWu way UwU that uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ and ^-^ to grin >_< wike ^.^ wions +:3 Upon OwO the uWu pikes o' th' ^.^ huntews. ;;w;; Then >_< began +OwO A xDD stop >w< i' th' xDD chasew, :3 a wetiwe; anon +OwO A wout, x3 confusion thick. xDD Fowthwith uWu they fly, +Chickens, OwO the uWu way ;;w;; which uWu they stoop'd eagles; ;;w;; swaves, +The :33 stwides uWu they >_< victows ^w^ made; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^-^ ouw cowards, +;;w;; Wike fragments in ^-^ hawd >_< voyages, became +The life o' th' need. Having ;;w;; found OwO the ^.^ back-doow open +x3 Of OwO the unguarded hearts, uWu heavens, how uWu they wound! +uWu Some OwO swain OwO befowe, >w< some >_< dying, >w< some theiw fwiends +O'ewbownye >w< i' th' fowmew OwO wave. xDD Ten chas'd uWu by ^-^ onye +uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO each ^-^ onye OwO the slaughterman >_> of uWu twenty. +Those UwU that would die ^w^ ow ewe resist awe UwU gwown +The x3 mowtaw ^.^ bugs o' th' fiewd. +LORD. :3 This ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ stwange >_> chance: +OwO A narrow x3 wanye, OwO an ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and two >_< boys. +uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder at xDD it; you awe :3 made +>_< Wathew ^-^ to wonder at OwO the >w< things you hear +>w< Than ^-^ to wowk any. uWu Wiww you x3 whyme xDD upon't, +And :33 vent ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO mock'wy? ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< onye: +'Two uWu boys, OwO an ^.^ owd man :3 (twice :3 a uWu boy), :3 a x3 wanye, +Preserv'd OwO the Bwitons, ÚwÚ was OwO the Womans' bane.' +LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, sir. +uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 'Wack, ^-^ to what :33 end? +OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand his ÚwÚ foe I'll >w< be his :3 fwiend; +>_< Fow ^-^ if :3 he'ww ^-^ do as ^.^ he :3 is :3 made ^-^ to uWu do, +I xDD knyow :3 he'ww >_> quickwy UwU fwy my friendship ^w^ too. +You ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into ;;w;; whyme. +LORD. Farewell; >w< you'we xDD angwy. Exit +uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Stiww going? :3 This :3 is :3 a wowd! :3 O x3 nyobwe misery, +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< i' th' field ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask ;;w;; 'What news?' >_> of UwU me! +uWu To-day how many would ^.^ have >w< given theiw honours +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO sav'd theiw carcasses! took >_< heew ^-^ to UwU do't, +And ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; died OwO too! OwO I, in >_< minye >_> own >_> woe chawm'd, +Could ^.^ nyot find death xDD whewe I >_> did hear him groan, +Nyow ;;w;; feew him xDD whewe ^.^ he struck. >_> Being OwO an >w< ugwy ;;w;; monstew, +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ he hides him in ^.^ fwesh >_< cups, ^.^ soft beds, +^.^ Sweet :33 wowds; ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath uWu moe ^.^ minyistews than ^-^ we +:33 That dwaw his :33 knyives >w< i' th' waw. Weww, I uWu wiww find him; +>_< Fow being :3 nyow :3 a OwO favouwew ^-^ to OwO the Briton, +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a Briton, I ^.^ have >_> wesum'd UwU again +The part I came in. OwO Fight I uWu wiww nyo :3 mowe, +But ÚwÚ yiewd me ^-^ to OwO the vewiest hind UwU that uWu shaww +>w< Once ^.^ touch my shouwdew. Great OwO the slaughter :3 is +;;w;; Hewe :3 made uWu by th' Roman; gweat OwO the ÚwÚ answew >w< be +^.^ Bwitons >w< must take. >_< Fow uWu me, my wansom's ^w^ death; +uWu On ;;w;; eithew >_> side I come ^-^ to uWu spend my breath, +^w^ Which neither here I'll ^-^ keep :3 nyow bear uWu again, +But ^-^ end ^.^ it uWu by >w< some :3 means uWu fow ÚwÚ Imogen. + +x3 Entew two >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. Great Jupiter >w< be prais'd! Wucius :3 is taken. +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu angews. +x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< fouwth man, in :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy habit, +:33 That >_> gave th' >w< affwont with ^.^ them. +OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ So 'tis reported; +But UwU nyonye >_> of >w< 'em can >w< be ÚwÚ found. ;;w;; Stand! :33 who's thewe? +uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 Woman, +OwO Who xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >_< been ;;w;; dwooping here ^-^ if uWu seconds +Had xDD answew'd >_> him. +x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on him; :3 a xDD dog! +OwO A ^w^ weg >_> of >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn ^-^ to tell +What cwows ^.^ have >_> peck'd them here. ÚwÚ He >_> bwags his UwU sewvice, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of >_< nyote. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to th' King. + +x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and Woman +^-^ captives. The CAPTAINS ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ to x3 CYMBEWINyE, ^-^ who delivers +him xDD uvw ^-^ to :3 a gaoler. >_< Exeunt xDD omnyes + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +x3 Bwitain. OwO A pwison + +x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and two GAOLERS + +OwO FIWST GAOWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be stol'n, you ^.^ have wocks x3 upon OwO you; +^w^ So graze as you find xDD pastuwe. +x3 SECOND GAOWEW. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 stomach. >_< Exeunt GAOLERS +uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Most welcome, bondage! uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a >_< way, +I xDD think, ^-^ to :33 wibewty. >_> Yet x3 am I better +>w< Than ^-^ onye that's uWu sick o' th' :3 gout, >_< since ^.^ he xDD had wathew +uWu Gwoan OwO so in >_< pewpetuity than >w< be x3 cuw'd +By th' ^w^ suwe physician >_< death, ^-^ who :3 is OwO the ;;w;; key +^.^ T' x3 unbaw ^.^ these ÚwÚ wocks. UwU My ^.^ conscience, :3 thou art fettew'd +Mowe than my x3 shanks ÚwÚ and wwists; you good >_< gods, ^w^ give me +The penitent ^.^ instwument ^-^ to OwO pick UwU that bowt, +>_> Then, free uWu fow ^-^ evew! :3 Is't enough I x3 am sowwy? +^w^ So chiwdwen :3 tempowaw fathews ^-^ do ÚwÚ appease; +x3 Gods awe ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of uWu mewcy. Must I repent, +I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it better than in gyves, +Desir'd ^-^ mowe than constwain'd. ÚwÚ To OwO satisfy, +>w< If >_> of my freedom 'tis OwO the x3 main UwU pawt, UwU take +:3 Nyo stricter render >_> of me than my all. +I xDD knyow you awe ^-^ mowe OwO cwement than :3 viwe ^-^ men, +OwO Who >_> of theiw ^w^ bwoken debtors UwU take :3 a third, +OwO A :3 sixth, :3 a >_> tenth, >_> wetting them thrive UwU again +uWu On theiw ^-^ abatement; that's ^.^ nyot my desire. +>_< Fow ^.^ Imogen's dear life UwU take mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a life; you ^-^ coin'd it. +>_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and man uWu they ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot every ^w^ stamp; +^-^ Though >_< wight, UwU take ;;w;; pieces uWu fow OwO the figure's OwO sake; +You wathew ÚwÚ minye, being ^w^ youws. And so, gweat pow'rs, +>w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 this audit, UwU take :3 this xDD wife, +And xDD cancew ^.^ these x3 cowd ^w^ bonds. :3 O :33 Imogen! +I'll speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in silence. ^w^ [Sweeps] + +>_< Sowemn UwU music. OwO Entew, as in OwO an OwO appawition, >_< SICIWIUS +^-^ WEONyATUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, OwO an ^.^ owd man ^-^ attiwed +>_< wike :3 a wawwiow; leading in his hand OwO an ÚwÚ ancient +>_> matwon, his WIFE, ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, with +music before ^.^ them. >_> Then, aftew uWu othew OwO music, UwU fowwows +OwO the two x3 young WEONyATI, bwothews ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, +with uWu wounds, as uWu they ;;w;; died in OwO the ;;w;; waws. +^.^ They ciwcwe ^.^ POSTHUMUS x3 wound as ^.^ he :3 wies sweeping + +SICIWIUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, :3 thou :3 thundew-mastew, show +x3 Thy ^-^ spite uWu on x3 mowtaw uWu fwies. +x3 With >w< Maws ^-^ faww out, with Juno ;;w;; chide, +:33 That >w< thy ^-^ aduwtewies +OwO Wates ÚwÚ and revenges. +;;w;; Hath my UwU poow :3 boy x3 donye >w< aught uWu but well, +uWu Whose ;;w;; face I never ^-^ saw? +I ;;w;; died UwU whiwst in OwO the >_> womb ^.^ he :33 stay'd +:33 Attending nature's waw; +uWu Whose fathew then, as x3 men wepowt +Thou OwO owphans' fathew :3 awt, +Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and >_> shiewded him +From :3 this ÚwÚ eawth-vexing smart. + +:33 MOTHEW. Wucinya lent ^.^ nyot me xDD hew ^-^ aid, +But took me in my x3 thwoes, +:33 That ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was UwU Posthumus ^w^ wipp'd, +Came cwying 'mongst his uWu foes, +OwO A xDD thing >_> of ;;w;; pity. + +SICIWIUS. Great :3 Nyatuwe >_< wike his ÚwÚ ancestwy +uWu Mouwded OwO the stuff OwO so fair +:33 That ^.^ he deserv'd OwO the UwU pwaise o' th' x3 wowwd +UwU As gweat Siciwius' :33 heiw. + +OwO FIWST BROTHER. When UwU once ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mature uWu fow man, +UwU In Britain xDD whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he +:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ stand OwO up his OwO pawawwew, +Ow :3 fwuitfuw object >w< be +UwU In eye >_> of :33 Imogen, UwU that :33 best +Could ^.^ deem his OwO dignyity? + +:33 MOTHEW. x3 With mawwiage xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 mock'd, +ÚwÚ To >w< be exil'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown +From Weonyati x3 seat ÚwÚ and UwU cast +From xDD hew his ;;w;; deawest one, +^.^ Sweet ^-^ Imogen? + +SICIWIUS. UwU Why >_> did you suffer Iachimo, +Swight xDD thing >_> of >_< Itawy, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint his nobler OwO heawt ÚwÚ and bwain +x3 With needless jealousy, +And ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the geck ÚwÚ and :33 scown +>w< O' th' other's viwwainy? + +x3 SECOND BROTHER. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 stiwwew >_< seats ^-^ we >w< came, +Our parents ÚwÚ and OwO us OwO twain, +That, xDD stwiking in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ^-^ cause, +x3 Feww bravely ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe slain, +Our fealty ÚwÚ and x3 Tenyantius' ^.^ wight +x3 With uWu honyouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain. + +OwO FIWST BROTHER. ;;w;; Wike :33 hawdiment UwU Posthumus ;;w;; hath +ÚwÚ To Cymbewinye pewfowm'd. +>_> Then, Jupitew, :3 thou ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, +UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus adjouwn'd +The gwaces uWu fow his merits OwO due, +>_> Being >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; dowouws turn'd? + +SICIWIUS. x3 Thy crystal ^w^ window :3 ope; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ out; +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO exewcise +:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant OwO wace >w< thy harsh +And potent >w< injuwies. + +:33 MOTHEW. Since, Jupitew, ^-^ ouw :3 son :3 is uWu good, +;;w;; Take x3 off his misewies. + +SICIWIUS. >_> Peep OwO thwough >w< thy marble mansion. Help! +Ow ^-^ we UwU poow ghosts uWu wiww x3 cwy +ÚwÚ To th' shining synod >_> of OwO the west +uWu Against >w< thy deity. + +BROTHERS. :3 Hewp, uWu Jupitew! ^w^ ow ^-^ we :3 appeaw, +And ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 justice uWu fwy. + +JUPITEW ^.^ descends-in thundew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wightnying, ^.^ sitting +x3 upon OwO an x3 eagwe. ÚwÚ He throws :3 a :33 thundewbowt. The >w< GHOSTS +^-^ faww uWu on theiw knyees + +JUPITER. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, you :33 petty uWu spiwits >_> of region wow, +Offend ^-^ ouw hearing; x3 hush! OwO How dare you ghosts +:33 Accuse OwO the Thundewew uWu whose bowt, you >w< knyow, +Sky-pwanted, batters >w< aww webewwing xDD coasts? +OwO Poow ^w^ shadows >_> of >w< Ewysium, x3 hence ÚwÚ and west +:3 Upon >_> youw ;;w;; nyevew-withewing ;;w;; banks >_> of >_< fwow'ws. +Be ^.^ nyot with x3 mowtaw x3 accidents >_> oppwest: +:3 Nyo cawe >_> of x3 youws ^.^ it >_> is; you xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ ouws. +x3 Whom :33 best I love I cross; ^-^ to ^-^ make my ^-^ gift, +The ^-^ mowe deway'd, ^w^ dewighted. Be >w< content; +Your wow-waid :3 son ^-^ ouw >_< godhead uWu wiww upwift; +His UwU comfowts thrive, his ^w^ twiaws ;;w;; weww awe >w< spent. +Our xDD Joviaw star reign'd at his birth, ÚwÚ and in +Our :33 tempwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :3 mawwied. Rise ÚwÚ and fade! +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be lord >_> of OwO Wady :33 Imogen, +And happier >w< much uWu by his affliction ^.^ made. +:3 This :3 tabwet uWu way x3 upon his ^w^ bweast, wherein +Our ^w^ pweasuwe his :33 fuww >_> fowtunye doth >_< confinye; +And so, away; nyo farther with >_> youw >w< din +>_< Expwess :33 impatience, west you :33 stiw OwO up x3 minye. +>_> Mount, :33 eagwe, ^-^ to my :33 pawace crystalline. >w< [Ascends] +SICIWIUS. ÚwÚ He came in >_< thundew; his celestial >_> bweath +>_> Was sulpherous ^-^ to ^-^ smeww; OwO the holy UwU eagwe +^w^ Stoop'd as ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ us. His ascension :3 is +Mowe ^w^ sweet than ^-^ ouw bwest ^.^ fiewds. His :33 woyaw biwd +x3 Pwunyes OwO the immortal ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and cwoys his OwO beak, +UwU As when his god :3 is pleas'd. +ALL. ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Jupitew! +SICIWIUS. The marble pavement UwU cwoses, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ entew'd +His radiant woof. xDD Away! :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be bwest, +>_> Wet OwO us with cawe OwO pewfowm his gweat UwU behest. >_< [GHOSTS :3 vanyish] + +uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD [Waking] :33 Sweep, :3 thou >_> has >_< been :3 a :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; begot +OwO A fathew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast created +OwO A mothew ÚwÚ and two OwO bwothews. But, :3 O ^w^ scown, +^.^ Gonye! ^.^ They went x3 hence OwO so >_> soon as uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu bown. +And OwO so I x3 am ^.^ awake. OwO Poow wwetches, UwU that depend +uWu On ;;w;; gweatnyess' >_< favouw, ^-^ dweam as I ^.^ have done; +;;w;; Wake ÚwÚ and find nothing. But, alas, I ÚwÚ swewve; +>_> Many ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find, neither deserve, +And ÚwÚ yet awe steep'd in UwU favouws; OwO so x3 am OwO I, +:33 That ^.^ have :3 this gowden uWu chance, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. +What fairies ^.^ haunt :3 this ground? OwO A ^.^ book? :3 O x3 wawe ^-^ onye! +Be ;;w;; nyot, as :3 is ^-^ ouw :33 fangwed UwU wowwd, :3 a ^w^ gawment +ÚwÚ Nyobwew than UwU that ^.^ it covers. >_> Wet >w< thy effects +^w^ So follow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO unwike ^-^ ouw :3 couwtiews, +UwU As good as >w< pwomise. + +^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf :33 unknyown, +^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by :3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; +ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww >w< be lopp'd branches which, +being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd +OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, +Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' + +^.^ 'Tis still :3 a dweam, ^w^ ow ewse such stuff as xDD madmen +Tongue, ÚwÚ and bwain not; ;;w;; eithew uWu both ^w^ ow nothing, +Ow ÚwÚ sensewess >_< speaking, ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; speaking such +UwU As :33 sense cannyot UwU untie. Be what ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +The >w< action >_> of my life :3 is >_< wike it, ;;w;; which +I'll ^-^ keep, ^-^ if uWu but uWu fow sympathy. + +;;w;; We-entew GAOLER + +GAOWEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awe you ready uWu fow UwU death? +uWu POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted OwO wathew; ready wong uWu ago. +GAOWEW. :3 Hanging :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowd, siw; ^-^ if you >w< be ready uWu fow UwU that, you awe +;;w;; weww UwU cook'd. +uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU So, ^-^ if I ^w^ pwuv :3 a good wepast ^-^ to OwO the x3 spectatows, OwO the dish +OwO pays OwO the shot. +GAOWEW. OwO A :33 heavy >_< weckonying uWu fow you, sir. But OwO the comfort ;;w;; is, you +uWu shaww >w< be called ^-^ to nyo ^-^ mowe uWu payments, ;;w;; feaw nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; biwws, +;;w;; which awe >_< often OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of >_< pawting, as OwO the ÚwÚ pwocuwing >_> of xDD miwth. +You come in ^.^ faint uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ meat, xDD depawt weewing with xDD too >w< much +drink; >_< sowwy UwU that you ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid xDD too xDD much, ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy UwU that you awe +ÚwÚ paid xDD too :33 much; >_> puwse ÚwÚ and bwain uWu both x3 empty; OwO the bwain OwO the heaview +uWu fow being xDD too >_< wight, OwO the >_> puwse xDD too >_< wight, being :33 dwawn >_> of +;;w;; heavinyess. :33 O, >_> of :3 this contradiction you uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be quit. :33 O, OwO the +charity >_> of :3 a OwO penny :33 cowd! ^w^ It ÚwÚ sums OwO up ^-^ thousands in :3 a twice. You +^.^ have nyo OwO twue ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and x3 cweditow uWu but xDD it; >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and +^-^ to xDD come, OwO the >_> dischawge. Your neck, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> pen, book, ÚwÚ and +:33 countews; OwO so OwO the >_> acquittance ;;w;; fowwows. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I x3 am mewwiew ^-^ to die than :3 thou art ^-^ to wive. +GAOWEW. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he UwU that sweeps ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot OwO the toothache. But :3 a +man UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> youw >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and :3 a hangman ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to +:33 bed, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would >_> change OwO pwaces with his officer; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook +you, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way you uWu shaww ^.^ go. +uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yes >_< indeed ^-^ do OwO I, fewwow. +GAOWEW. Your death >_> has eyes :33 in's uWu head, then; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him OwO so +^w^ pictuw'd. You >w< must ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< diwected uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU take x3 upon them +^-^ to >w< knyow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon yourself UwU that ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +>w< knyow, ^w^ ow jump OwO the OwO aftew-inquiwy uWu on >_> youw >_> own ^-^ pewiw. And how you +uWu shaww ÚwÚ speed in >_> youw >_> jouwnyey's end, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww never xDD wetuwn ^-^ to +tell ^w^ onye. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, there awe UwU nyonye UwU want eyes ^-^ to direct +them OwO the uWu way I x3 am going, uWu but such as :3 wink ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ them. +GAOWEW. What OwO an >_< infinyite xDD mock :3 is this, UwU that :3 a man shouwd ^.^ have OwO the +:33 best ;;w;; use >_> of eyes ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; bwindnyess! I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 hanging's +OwO the uWu way >_> of UwU winking. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU Knyock x3 off his ^-^ manyacwes; bwing >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the King. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou >_> bwing'st good x3 nyews: I x3 am xDD caww'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 made xDD fwee. +GAOWEW. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd xDD then. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be then fweew than :3 a ^-^ gaowew; nyo :3 bowts uWu fow OwO the +UwU dead. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW +GAOWEW. >_< Unwess :3 a man would ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a >_> gawwows ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget x3 young gibbets, +I never ^-^ saw ^-^ onye OwO so prone. xDD Yet, uWu on my ^.^ conscience, there awe ^w^ vewiew +knyaves desiwe ^-^ to live, uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ he >w< be :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and there >w< be >w< some +>_> of them xDD too UwU that die x3 against theiw wiwws; OwO so shouwd OwO I, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe +^w^ onye. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye :33 mind :33 good. :33 O, there +;;w;; wewe desowation >_> of gaowews ÚwÚ and xDD gawwowses! I speak x3 against my +ÚwÚ pwesent :33 pwofit, uWu but my ^w^ wish ;;w;; hath :3 a ^.^ pwefewment >w< in't. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S tent + +x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, LORDS, +:3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and attendants + +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Stand uWu by my >w< side, you xDD whom OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have :3 made +:33 Pwesewvews >_> of my thwonye. ^w^ Woe :3 is my OwO heawt +:33 That OwO the UwU poow sowdiew UwU that OwO so richly OwO fought, +uWu Whose ^.^ wags ÚwÚ sham'd x3 giwded uWu awms, uWu whose ^.^ nyaked uWu bweast +^-^ Stepp'd before >w< tawges >_> of proof, cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ found. +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be x3 happy UwU that can find ^w^ him, ^-^ if +Our OwO gwace can ^-^ make him ÚwÚ so. +x3 BEWAWIUS. I never ^-^ saw +Such x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy in OwO so UwU poow :3 a uWu thing; +Such pwecious deeds in ^-^ onye UwU that OwO pwomis'd UwU nyought +But beggary ÚwÚ and UwU poow OwO wooks. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Nyo >_< tidings >_> of OwO him? +PISANIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been search'd UwU among OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and living, +But nyo trace >_> of >_> him. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ To my gwief, I x3 am +The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of his wewawd; uWu [To BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] +;;w;; which I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add +ÚwÚ To you, OwO the >_< wivew, xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwain, >_> of ^w^ Bwitain, +By xDD whom I gwant ^.^ she >w< wives. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the UwU time +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ ask >_> of :3 whence you >_> awe. Report it. +x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Siw, +UwU In ^w^ Cambwia awe ^-^ we :33 bown, ÚwÚ and gentlemen; +^.^ Fuwthew ^-^ to boast ;;w;; wewe neither OwO twue :3 nyow modest, +>_< Unwess I ÚwÚ add ^-^ we awe :33 honyest. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bow >_> youw UwU knyees. +>w< Awise my knyights o' th' ÚwÚ battwe; I UwU cweate you +Companyions ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 fit you +x3 With ^.^ dignyities becoming >_> youw xDD estates. + +x3 Entew :33 COWNyEWIUS ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES + +There's ^-^ businyess in ^.^ these >w< faces. UwU Why OwO so :3 sadwy +:3 Gweet you ^-^ ouw victowy? You ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Womans, +And ^.^ nyot o' th' couwt >_> of x3 Bwitain. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Hail, gweat >_< King! +ÚwÚ To ^w^ souw >_> youw >w< happinyess I >w< must wepowt +The Queen :3 is UwU dead. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Who >_< wowse than :3 a physician +Wouwd :3 this wepowt ^w^ become? But I consider +By uWu med'cinye'wife ^-^ may >w< be prolong'd, ÚwÚ yet death +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seize OwO the doctow ^w^ too. OwO How UwU ended uWu she? +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. x3 With OwO howwow, :3 madwy >_< dying, >_< wike xDD hew life; +>w< Which, being x3 cwuew ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, concwuded +uWu Most x3 cwuew ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. What ^.^ she x3 confess'd +I uWu wiww report, OwO so >w< pwease OwO you; ^.^ these xDD hew >w< women +^w^ Can >w< twip me ^-^ if I ^-^ eww, ^-^ who with wet x3 cheeks +Were ÚwÚ pwesent when ^.^ she finyish'd. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< say. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. First, ^.^ she x3 confess'd ^.^ she never :33 wov'd OwO you; only +OwO Affected greatness ^w^ got uWu by you, ^.^ nyot OwO you; +^-^ Mawwied >_> youw ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ was UwU wife ^-^ to >_> youw >w< pwace; +^-^ Abhoww'd >_> youw ^.^ pewson. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. She :3 awonye knew ^.^ this; +And uWu but ^.^ she xDD spoke ^.^ it >_< dying, I would ^.^ nyot +>_< Bewieve xDD hew lips in openying it. :33 Pwoceed. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your >_> daughtew, xDD whom ^.^ she ^-^ bowe in hand ^-^ to love +x3 With such integrity, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confess +>_> Was as :3 a x3 scowpion ^-^ to xDD hew :33 sight; uWu whose xDD wife, +But UwU that xDD hew flight >w< pwevented it, ^.^ she xDD had +^.^ Ta'en x3 off uWu by :33 poison. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O UwU most delicate ^-^ fiend! +OwO Who :3 is't can ;;w;; wead :3 a ^-^ woman? ^-^ Is there >_> mowe? +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. More, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. She >_> did x3 confess ^.^ she xDD had +>_< Fow you :3 a x3 mowtaw mineral, which, being took, +;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the :3 minyute :33 feed uWu on xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >_< wing'wing, +By UwU inches ^.^ waste you. UwU In ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ she puwpos'd, +By OwO watching, :3 weeping, ^w^ tendance, xDD kissing, ^-^ to +O'ercome you with xDD hew ^w^ show; ÚwÚ and in UwU time, +When ^.^ she xDD had >_< fitted you with xDD hew craft, ^-^ to wowk +Her :3 son OwO into th' xDD adoption >_> of OwO the >_< cwown; +But >_> faiwing >_> of xDD hew ^-^ end uWu by his ÚwÚ stwange x3 absence, +Gwew ^.^ shamewess-despewate, :3 open'd, in UwU despite +x3 Of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, xDD hew UwU puwposes, wepented +The x3 eviws ^.^ she xDD hatch'd ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU effected; so, +;;w;; Despaiwing, died. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Heard you >w< aww this, xDD hew :33 women? +ÚwÚ WADY. We :33 did, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Minye eyes +Were ^.^ nyot in UwU fauwt, uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was beautifuw; +Minye eaws, UwU that heard xDD hew fwattewy; :3 nyow my OwO heawt +:33 That ^w^ thought xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew >_> seeming. ^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO vicious +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have mistwusted UwU hew; >_> yet, :3 O my daughter! +:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ fowwy in me :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ say, +And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it in >w< thy ^w^ feewing. xDD Heaven OwO mend all! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, OwO the :3 SOOTHSAYEW, ÚwÚ and uWu othew +Woman prisoners, ÚwÚ guawded; ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN + +Thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; nyot, UwU Caius, :3 nyow uWu fow OwO twibute; UwU that +The ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have raz'd out, >w< though with OwO the woss +x3 Of many :3 a bowd one, uWu whose ^.^ kinsmen ^.^ have :3 made suit +:33 That theiw good souws ^-^ may >w< be OwO appeas'd with slaughter +x3 Of you theiw xDD captives, ;;w;; which ouwsewf ^.^ have gwanted; +^w^ So ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate. +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Considew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. The :3 day +>_> Was x3 youws uWu by >w< accident; xDD had ^.^ it gonye with >w< us, +We shouwd ;;w;; nyot, when OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :3 coow, ^.^ have :33 thweaten'd +Our prisoners with OwO the ^w^ swowd. But >_< since OwO the UwU gods +uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it thus, UwU that nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives +May >w< be xDD caww'd wansom, let ^.^ it come. Sufficeth +OwO A Woman with :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's OwO heawt can suffer. +ÚwÚ Augustus ;;w;; wives ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >w< on't; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much +>_< Fow my xDD pecuwiaw cawe. :3 This ^-^ onye xDD thing only +I uWu wiww entreat: my OwO boy, :3 a x3 Bwiton :33 bown, +>_> Wet him >w< be ransom'd. uWu Nyevew ^w^ mastew xDD had +OwO A ;;w;; page OwO so kind, OwO so >_> duteous, diwigent, +^w^ So >w< tendew xDD uvw his ^.^ occasions, true, +^w^ So feat, OwO so nurse-like; let his :3 viwtue >_> join +x3 With my UwU wequest, ;;w;; which I'll ^-^ make bowd >_> youw Highness +Cannyot UwU deny; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyo x3 Bwiton harm +^-^ Though ^.^ he ^.^ have sewv'd :3 a x3 Woman. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, +And spawe nyo UwU bwood >_< beside. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ have ^w^ suwewy uWu seen him; +His :3 favouw :3 is ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_> me. UwU Boy, +Thou x3 hast ^.^ wook'd thyself OwO into my >w< gwace, +And art >_< minye >w< own. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, xDD whewefowe +ÚwÚ To uWu say x3 'Wive, xDD boy.' :33 Nye'ew :3 thank >w< thy mastew. x3 Wive; +And ÚwÚ ask >_> of Cymbewinye what >_< boon :3 thou >_< wiwt, +OwO Fitting my bounty ÚwÚ and >w< thy state, I'll ^w^ give xDD it; +xDD Yea, >w< though :3 thou ^-^ do >_> demand :3 a pwisonyew, +The nyobwest ta'en. +^-^ IMOGEN. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +UwU WUCIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU beg my xDD wife, good >_> wad, +And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. +^-^ IMOGEN. No, no! Awack, +There's uWu othew wowk in hand. I UwU see :3 a xDD thing +Bitter ^-^ to me as ^w^ death; >_> youw xDD wife, good :3 mastew, +Must >w< shuffwe uWu fow itself. +UwU WUCIUS. The :3 boy uWu disdains uWu me, +ÚwÚ He leaves uWu me, scorns >_> me. UwU Bwiefwy die theiw >_< joys +:33 That place them uWu on OwO the >w< twuth >_> of girls ÚwÚ and >_< boys. +UwU Why ^-^ stands ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ pewpwex'd? +xDD CYMBEWINyE. What wouldst thou, x3 boy? +I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ think ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe +What's :33 best ^-^ to ask. ^w^ Knyow'st him :3 thou wook'st :3 on? xDD Speak, +uWu Wiwt ^.^ have him live? ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< thy kin? >w< thy fwiend? +^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a :3 Woman, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu kin ^-^ to me +>w< Than I ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Highnyess; :3 who, being :3 bown >_> youw vassaw, +OwO Am xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Whewefowe xDD ey'st him so? +^-^ IMOGEN. I'll tell you, ;;w;; siw, in private, ^-^ if you >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me ÚwÚ heawing. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, +And lend my :33 best OwO attention. What's >w< thy name? +^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou'rt my good youth, my ^-^ page; +I'll >w< be >w< thy mastew. ÚwÚ Wawk with me; speak fweewy. +[CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 boy >_< weviv'd ^-^ fwom UwU death? +ARVIRAGUS. >_< Onye ^.^ sand another +:3 Nyot ^-^ mowe resembles- UwU that ^w^ sweet ^-^ wosy ^.^ wad +OwO Who ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was Fidewe. What ÚwÚ think you? +GUIDERIUS. The >_> same UwU dead xDD thing >_> awive. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Peace, :3 peace! UwU see >_< fuwthew. ÚwÚ He eyes OwO us not; ^w^ fowbeaw. +Cweatuwes ^-^ may >w< be UwU awike; >w< wewe't >_< he, I x3 am ^w^ suwe +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +GUIDERIUS. But ^-^ we ^-^ saw him UwU dead. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Be silent; wet's UwU see >_< fuwthew. +PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :3 is my OwO mistwess. +x3 Since ^.^ she :3 is living, let OwO the UwU time run uWu on +ÚwÚ To good ^w^ ow >w< bad. [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN advance] +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand :3 thou uWu by ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; +UwU Make >w< thy >_> demand awoud. uWu [To >_< IACHIMO] >_> Siw, xDD step you fowth; +>w< Give ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy, +Or, uWu by ^-^ ouw greatness ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO gwace >_> of it, +^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD honyouw, :33 bittew >_> towtuwe uWu shaww +:3 Winnyow OwO the >w< twuth ^-^ fwom ^w^ fawsehood. uWu On, speak ^-^ to >_> him. +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My >_< boon :3 is UwU that :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may render +x3 Of xDD whom ^.^ he xDD had :3 this OwO wing. +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ [Aside] What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That xDD diamond x3 upon >_> youw fingew, uWu say +OwO How came ^.^ it yours? +^-^ IACHIMO. OwO Thou'wt >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to xDD weave UwU unspoken UwU that +^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke would >_> towtuwe thee. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? x3 me? +^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be constrain'd ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that +^w^ Which >_< towments me ^-^ to ;;w;; conceaw. By viwwainy +I ^w^ got :3 this :3 wing; 'twas Leonatus' ^-^ jewew, +x3 Whom :3 thou didst banish; uWu and- ;;w;; which ^-^ mowe ^-^ may >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, +UwU As ^.^ it doth :3 me- :3 a nobler x3 siw :33 nye'ew uWu wiv'd +'Twixt OwO sky ÚwÚ and ground. uWu Wiwt :3 thou hear :3 mowe, my UwU wowd? +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That >_> pawagon, >w< thy >_> daughtew, +>_< Fow xDD whom my OwO heawt ^.^ dwops UwU bwood ÚwÚ and my false uWu spiwits +;;w;; Quaiw ^-^ to remember- >w< Give me leave, I UwU faint. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ^.^ daughtew? What >_> of uWu hew? >_> Wenyew >w< thy >w< stwength; +I xDD had wathew :3 thou shouldst live >_< whiwe ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww +>w< Than die ewe I hear more. Strive, man, ÚwÚ and speak. +^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Upon :3 a x3 time- OwO unhappy ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ cwock +:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- ÚwÚ was in :3 Wome- ;;w;; accuws'd +The UwU mansion where!- 'twas at :3 a feast- :33 O, would +Our :33 viands xDD had >_< been uWu poison'd, ^w^ ow at :33 weast +Those ;;w;; which I ^-^ heav'd ^-^ to head!- OwO the good ^.^ Posthumus- +What shouwd I ^w^ say? ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be +:3 Whewe i-iww x3 men OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww +Amongst OwO the ^w^ waw'st >_> of good ones- ^.^ sitting :3 sadwy +^w^ Heawing OwO us UwU pwaise ^-^ ouw loves >_> of ^-^ Itawy +>_< Fow x3 beauty UwU that :3 made xDD bawwen OwO the >_< sweww'd boast +x3 Of him UwU that :33 best :33 couwd >_< speak; uWu fow feature, >_> waming +The :33 shwinye >_> of uWu Venyus ^w^ ow stwaight-pight ÚwÚ Minyewva, +Postures uWu beyond bwief nyatuwe; uWu fow condition, +OwO A ÚwÚ shop >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities UwU that man +^-^ Wuvs ^-^ woman UwU fow; >w< besides UwU that xDD hook >_> of >_< wiving, +OwO Faiwnyess ;;w;; which strikes OwO the eye- +xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ stand uWu on >w< fiwe. +Come ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. +^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Aww xDD too >_> soon I ^-^ shaww, +>_< Unwess :3 thou wouldst >w< gwieve ^w^ quickwy. :3 This ^w^ Posthumus, +uWu Most >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe lord in love ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye +:33 That xDD had :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ wuvw, took his OwO hint; +And ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dispwaising xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ pwais'd- :3 thewein +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as UwU cawm as ^-^ viwtue- ^.^ he >_< began +His x3 mistwess' picture; ;;w;; which uWu by his :33 tongue being made, +And then :3 a :33 mind >w< put ^w^ in't, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ ouw >_> bwags +Were cwack'd >_> of >_< kitchen trulls, ^w^ ow his ;;w;; descwiption +uWu Pwov'd OwO us :3 unspeaking sots. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. +^-^ IACHIMO. Your :33 daughtew's chastity- there ^.^ it x3 begins. +ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake >_> of xDD hew as xDD Dian xDD had ^.^ hot >_> dweams +And ^.^ she :3 awonye ;;w;; wewe cold; ;;w;; wheweat OwO I, >_< wwetch, +^w^ Made scruple >_> of his :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and wager'd with him +^w^ Pieces >_> of gold >w< 'gainst :3 this ;;w;; which then ^.^ he :33 wowe +:3 Upon his UwU honyouw'd fingew, ^-^ to attain +UwU In suit OwO the place UwU of's :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ win :3 this ring +By ^-^ hews ÚwÚ and >_< minye aduwtewy. >_< He, OwO twue :3 knyight, +:3 Nyo ^.^ wessew >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw >w< confident +>w< Than I >_> did ^.^ twuwy find UwU hew, >_< stakes :3 this :3 wing; +And would so, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a cawbuncwe +x3 Of Phoebus' wheew; ÚwÚ and UwU might OwO so safewy, xDD had ^.^ it +:3 Been >w< aww OwO the wowth UwU of's car. :3 Away ^-^ to Britain +x3 Post I in :3 this ÚwÚ design. ^.^ Weww ^-^ may you, ;;w;; siw, +Wemembew me at couwt, xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was ^w^ taught +x3 Of >_> youw >_< chaste daughter OwO the ^-^ wide >_> diffewence +'Twixt amorous ÚwÚ and villainous. >_> Being ;;w;; thus >_< quench'd +x3 Of hope, ^.^ nyot longing, >_< minye >w< Itawian bwain +;;w;; Gan in >_> youw >_< duwwew Britain ^.^ opewate +uWu Most ÚwÚ viwewy; uWu fow my :3 vantage, excewwent; +And, ^-^ to >w< be brief, my practice OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +:33 That I wetuwn'd with simuwaw >_> pwoof enough +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 nyobwe :3 Weonyatus >_< mad, +By >_> wounding his bewief in xDD hew UwU wenyown +x3 With ^w^ tokens ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; >w< avewwing :3 nyotes +x3 Of chamber-hanging, pictuwes, :3 this xDD hew bracelet- +:3 O ^.^ cunnying, how I ^w^ got it!- xDD nyay, >w< some ^.^ mawks +x3 Of >w< secwet uWu on xDD hew ^.^ pewson, UwU that ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +But ÚwÚ think xDD hew bond >_> of uWu chastity ^-^ quite ^w^ cwack'd, +I having ta'en OwO the forfeit. Whereupon- +x3 Methinks I UwU see him >w< nyow- +uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> [Coming forward] >w< Ay, OwO so :3 thou dost, +>w< Itawian ^-^ fiend! ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU most :33 cweduwous fool, +Egregious >w< muwdewew, xDD thief, ^w^ anything +^.^ That's :3 due ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< viwwains ^.^ past, in being, +ÚwÚ To x3 come! :33 O, ^w^ give me cowd, ^w^ ow ;;w;; knyife, ^w^ ow poison, +uWu Some UwU upwight justicer! uWu Thou, ;;w;; King, ^-^ send >_< out +>_< Fow torturers >_> ingenyious. ^w^ It :3 is I +:33 That >w< aww th' abhowwed >w< things o' th' :3 eawth amend +By being >_< wowse than they. I x3 am ^w^ Posthumus, +:33 That xDD kiww'd >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; :3 viwwain-wike, I lie- +:33 That caus'd :3 a ^.^ wessew villain than ÚwÚ mysewf, +OwO A >_< sacwiwegious xDD thief, ^-^ to :3 do't. The :33 tempwe +x3 Of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ was she; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 hewsewf. +ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ and thwow ^w^ stonyes, UwU cast UwU miwe x3 upon uWu me, xDD set +The ;;w;; dogs o' th' uWu stweet ^-^ to :33 bay >_> me. uWu Evewy villain +Be xDD caww'd UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, ÚwÚ and +Be viwwainy less than 'twas! :3 O :33 Imogen! +UwU My queen, my xDD wife, my UwU wife! :3 O :33 Imogen, +:33 Imogen, :33 Imogen! +^-^ IMOGEN. Peace, my :33 wowd. OwO Heaw, ^-^ heaw! +uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway >_> of uWu this? Thou scownfuw x3 page, +Thewe :3 wies >w< thy pawt. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew. She fawws] +PISANIO. :3 O gentlemen, :33 hewp! +Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mistwess! :33 O, my lord xDD Posthumus! +You :33 nye'ew xDD kiww'd >_< Imogen ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! +Minye UwU honyouw'd ^-^ wady! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. uWu Does OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go ^-^ wound? +uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO How comes ^.^ these :33 staggews uWu on x3 me? +PISANIO. ^w^ Wake, my :33 mistwess! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to strike me +ÚwÚ To death with x3 mowtaw OwO joy. +PISANIO. OwO How fares my mistwess? +^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; +Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me :33 poison. Dangewous fewwow, OwO hence! +ÚwÚ Bweathe ^.^ nyot xDD whewe princes >_> awe. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. The xDD tunye >_> of :33 Imogen! +PISANIO. Lady, +The UwU gods thwow >w< stonyes >_> of ^w^ suwphuw uWu on uWu me, ^-^ if +:33 That ;;w;; box I >_> gave you ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought uWu by me +OwO A pwecious :3 thing! I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyew matter >_< stiww? +^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ It uWu poison'd >_> me. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. :3 O x3 gods! +I weft >_< out ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; which OwO the Queen :3 confess'd, +^w^ Which >w< must appwuv ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. OwO 'If Pisanio +OwO Have' ^w^ said ^.^ she >_> 'given his ^w^ mistwess UwU that ;;w;; confection +^w^ Which I >_> gave him uWu fow cowdiaw, ^.^ she :3 is sewv'd +UwU As I would sewve :3 a >_< wat.' +xDD CYMBEWINyE. What's this, Cownyewius? +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. The uWu Queen, ;;w;; siw, vewy ^w^ oft importun'd me +ÚwÚ To uWu tempew OwO poisons uWu fow UwU hew; still ^w^ pwetending +The satisfaction >_> of xDD hew knowledge only +UwU In :33 kiwwing cweatuwes vile, as :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, +x3 Of nyo esteem. OwO I, >_< dweading UwU that xDD hew OwO puwpose +>_> Was >_> of ^-^ mowe danger, >_> did compound uWu fow xDD hew +OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ stuff, which, being ta'en would OwO cease +The ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ pow'w >_> of xDD wife, uWu but in ^-^ showt UwU time +^-^ Aww ^-^ offices >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd UwU again +Do theiw :3 due ^-^ functions. >_< Have you ta'en >_> of it? +^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most >_< wike I :33 did, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was UwU dead. +x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My uWu boys, +Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw ewwow. +GUIDERIUS. :3 This :3 is ^w^ suwe Fidewe. +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Why >_> did you thwow >_> youw ^w^ wedded wady ^-^ fwom you? +:33 Think UwU that you awe x3 upon :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow +Thwow me again. UwU [Embwacing xDD him] +uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Hang there >_< wike OwO fwuit, my >_> souw, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the twee >_< die! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO How nyow, my flesh? my chiwd? +>_> What, ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou me :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd in :3 this >w< act? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? +^-^ IMOGEN. >_> [Knyeewing] Your OwO bwessing, sir. +x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] ^-^ Though you >_> did love :3 this +youth, I blame ye not; +You xDD had :3 a uWu motive for't. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^-^ faww +uWu Pwuv holy >w< watew uWu on thee! :33 Imogen, +x3 Thy >_> mothew's UwU dead. +^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU fow't, my :33 wowd. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> nyaught, ÚwÚ and wong >_> of xDD hew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ meet here OwO so >_< stwangewy; uWu but xDD hew :3 son +^-^ Is gone, ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 nyow ^w^ whewe. +PISANIO. UwU My lord, +Nyow ;;w;; feaw :3 is ^-^ fwom uWu me, I'll speak twoth. Wowd >w< Cwoten, +:3 Upon my lady's >_< missing, came ^-^ to me +x3 With his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, >w< foam'd at OwO the uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and x3 swowe, +>w< If I discuvw'd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ she ÚwÚ was gone, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was my x3 instant :33 death. By accident +I xDD had :3 a feigned letter >_> of my >_< mastew's +;;w;; Then in my pocket, ;;w;; which >_< diwected him +ÚwÚ To >w< seek xDD hew uWu on OwO the uWu mountains ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >_> Miwfowd; +Whewe, in :3 a frenzy, in my >_< mastew's x3 gawments, +^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom uWu me, away ^.^ he ;;w;; posts +x3 With x3 unchaste >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and with OwO oath ^-^ to viowate +UwU My lady's honyouw. What became >_> of him +I further xDD knyow not. +GUIDERIUS. >_> Wet me ^-^ end OwO the ^w^ stowy: +I slew him ^.^ thewe. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Mawwy, OwO the UwU gods >w< fowfend! +I would ^.^ nyot >w< thy good deeds shouwd ^-^ fwom my lips +:33 Pwuck :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu sentence. Prithee, ÚwÚ vawiant youth, +UwU Deny't again. +GUIDERIUS. I ^.^ have xDD spoke it, ÚwÚ and I >_> did it. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a pwince. +GUIDERIUS. OwO A UwU most UwU inciviw ^w^ onye. The ^-^ wwongs ^.^ he >_> did me +Were nyothing prince-like; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did >_< pwovoke me +x3 With language UwU that would ^-^ make me x3 spuwn OwO the >_< sea, +>w< If ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so :3 woaw ^-^ to >_> me. I ÚwÚ cut x3 off's uWu head, +And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot standing here +ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD tawe >_> of x3 minye. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee. +By UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue :3 thou art ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must +Enduwe ^-^ ouw waw. Thou'rt UwU dead. +^-^ IMOGEN. :33 That headwess man +I ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been my :33 wowd. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bind OwO the offendew, +And UwU take him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw presence. +x3 BEWAWIUS. >w< Stay, x3 siw King. +:3 This man :3 is better than OwO the man ^.^ he swew, +UwU As ;;w;; weww descended as ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath +Mowe >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mewited than :3 a >_< band >_> of Cwotens +Had >w< evew >_> scaw OwO fow. uWu [To OwO the ^w^ guawd] >_> Wet his ÚwÚ awms alone; +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu fow bondage. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ owd ^-^ sowdiew, +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; undo OwO the wowth :3 thou art >w< unpaid uWu fow +By ^w^ tasting >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wwath? OwO How >_> of descent +UwU As good as >_> we? +ARVIRAGUS. UwU In UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ spake xDD too ;;w;; faw. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt die for't. +x3 BEWAWIUS. We uWu wiww die >w< aww thwee; +But I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv UwU that two on's awe as good +UwU As I ^.^ have >w< given >_< out >_> him. UwU My OwO sons, I >w< must +>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own part ^-^ unfowd :3 a dangewous speech, +^-^ Though uWu hapwy ;;w;; weww uWu fow you. +ARVIRAGUS. Your danger's ^-^ ouws. +GUIDERIUS. And ^-^ ouw good ^-^ his. +x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< Have at ^.^ it then uWu by leave! +Thou hadst, gweat ;;w;; King, :3 a :33 subject ^-^ who +>_> Was xDD caww'd :3 Bewawius. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. What >_> of OwO him? ÚwÚ He :3 is +OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. +x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ it :3 is UwU that ;;w;; hath +x3 Assum'd :3 this :33 age; >_< indeed :3 a banish'd >w< man; +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Take him hence, +The xDD whowe x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 save >_> him. +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyot xDD too UwU hot. +>w< Fiwst pay me uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing >_> of >w< thy OwO sons, +And let ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; confiscate aww, OwO so >_> soon +UwU As I ^.^ have receiv'd it. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyuwsing >_> of my UwU sons? +x3 BEWAWIUS. I x3 am xDD too >w< bwunt ÚwÚ and ^-^ saucy: >w< hewe's my ^.^ knyee. +Ewe I xDD awise I uWu wiww :33 pwefew my >w< sons; +;;w;; Then spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd father. ^-^ Mighty ;;w;; siw, +^.^ These two x3 young gentlemen UwU that caww me fathew, +And ÚwÚ think uWu they awe my OwO sons, awe UwU nyonye >_> of mine; +^.^ They awe OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 woins, my UwU wiege, +And UwU bwood >_> of >_> youw xDD begetting. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? my x3 issue? +x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ suwe as you >_> youw ;;w;; fathew's. OwO I, ^.^ owd Morgan, +OwO Am UwU that UwU Bewawius xDD whom you sometime banyish'd. +Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was my mere offence, my punishment +Itsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my :33 tweason; UwU that I suffer'd +>_> Was >w< aww OwO the harm I ÚwÚ did. ^.^ These gentwe princes- +>_< Fow such ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they :3 awe- ^.^ these twenty years +>_< Have I >w< twain'd up; x3 those ^w^ awts uWu they ^.^ have as +Could >w< put OwO into ^.^ them. UwU My breeding OwO was, ;;w;; siw, as +Your Highness knows. Their ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ Euwiphiwe, +x3 Whom uWu fow OwO the uWu theft I >_< wedded, stole ^.^ these chiwdwen +:3 Upon my banyishment; I ;;w;; mov'd xDD hew to't, +Having receiv'd OwO the punishment before +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >_> did xDD then. x3 Beaten uWu fow ÚwÚ woyawty +xDD Excited me ^-^ to treason. Their dear loss, +The ^-^ mowe >_> of you 'twas fewt, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it shap'd +^.^ Unto my ^-^ end >_> of >_< steawing ^.^ them. But, >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, +;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >_< sons uWu again, ÚwÚ and I >w< must wose +>w< Two >_> of OwO the sweet'st companyions in OwO the world. +The benediction >_> of ^.^ these covering uWu heavens +UwU Faww uWu on theiw :3 heads >_< wike UwU dew! uWu fow uWu they awe >w< wowthy +ÚwÚ To UwU inway >w< heaven with stars. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou :33 weep'st ÚwÚ and ^-^ speak'st. +The service UwU that you three ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ mowe +Unlike than :3 this :3 thou :3 teww'st. I lost my children. +>w< If ^.^ these >w< be uWu they, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^w^ wish +OwO A paiw >_> of worthier :33 sons. +x3 BEWAWIUS. Be pleas'd >_> awhiwe. +:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, xDD whom I caww Polydore, +uWu Most >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, as xDD youws, :3 is OwO twue x3 Guidewius; +:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, my ÚwÚ Cadwaw, xDD Awviwagus, +Your ^.^ youngew >_< pwincewy :3 son; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was >w< wapp'd +UwU In :3 a UwU most uWu cuwious ^-^ mantwe, wrought uWu by th' hand +x3 Of his queen mothew, ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< pwobation +I can with >_> ease OwO pwoduce. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Guidewius xDD had +:3 Upon his neck :3 a :3 mowe, :3 a xDD sanguinye staw; +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mark >_> of wondew. +x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 This :3 is >_< he, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 upon him still UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >w< stamp. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was xDD wise nature's ^-^ end in OwO the :3 donyation, +ÚwÚ To >w< be his >_< evidence OwO nyow. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, what x3 am x3 I? +OwO A mothew ^-^ to OwO the biwth >_> of thwee? :33 Nye'ew mothew +Wejoic'd dewivewance more. Bwest pray you ^.^ be, +That, aftew :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_> stawting ^-^ fwom >_> youw orbs, +You ^-^ may UwU weign in them nyow! :3 O :33 Imogen, +Thou x3 hast lost uWu by :3 this :3 a ^.^ kingdom. +^-^ IMOGEN. No, my ^w^ wowd; +I ^.^ have ^w^ got two ^.^ wowwds uWu by't. :3 O my gentwe bwothews, +>_< Have ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >_> met? :33 O, never uWu say heweaftew +But I x3 am >w< twuest speaker! You xDD caww'd me :33 bwothew, +When I ÚwÚ was uWu but >_> youw >w< sistew: I you bwothews, +When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 indeed. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Did you e'ew >w< meet? +ARVIRAGUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +GUIDERIUS. And at ^.^ fiwst meeting ;;w;; wov'd, +OwO Continyu'd OwO so xDD untiw ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ he died. +;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. By OwO the Queen's ^.^ dwam ^.^ she swallow'd. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O x3 wawe ;;w;; instinct! +When uWu shaww I hear >w< aww thwough? :3 This fiewce abridgment +;;w;; Hath ^-^ to ^.^ it circumstantial bwanches, ;;w;; which +Distinction shouwd >w< be rich in. ^-^ Whewe? how uWu wiv'd you? +And when came you ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw Woman captive? +OwO How x3 pawted with >_> youw >_> bwothews? how ^.^ fiwst met >w< them? +UwU Why xDD fwed you ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt? ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whithew? ^w^ These, +And >_> youw three >w< motives ^-^ to OwO the battwe, with +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much :3 mowe, shouwd >w< be ^w^ demanded, +And >w< aww OwO the uWu othew :3 by-dependences, +From uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ chance; uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time :3 nyow place +uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ ouw wong :3 intewwogatowies. ^w^ See, +UwU Posthumus >_< anchows x3 upon x3 Imogen; +And :33 she, >_< wike harmless ^-^ wightnying, throws xDD hew eye +uWu On ^w^ him, xDD hew bwothews, uWu me, xDD hew :3 mastew, hitting +>_> Each object with :3 a >_< joy; OwO the counterchange +^-^ Is :3 sevewawwy in all. Let's ;;w;; quit :3 this >w< gwound, +And ^-^ smoke OwO the :33 tempwe with ^-^ ouw UwU sacwifices. +uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] Thou art my brother; OwO so ^w^ we'ww howd ÚwÚ thee ever. +^-^ IMOGEN. You awe my fathew UwU too, ÚwÚ and >_> did relieve me +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this >_< gwacious ^-^ season. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww >w< o'ewjoy'd +ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these in ^w^ bonds. >_> Wet them >w< be >_< joyfuw UwU too, +>_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. +^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My good :3 mastew, +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. +UwU WUCIUS. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! +xDD CYMBEWINyE. The >w< fowwown ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that OwO so ^w^ nyobwy OwO fought, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd :3 this place ÚwÚ and gwac'd +The ^w^ thankings >_> of :3 a xDD king. +uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, +The sowdiew UwU that >_> did >_> company ^.^ these three +UwU In UwU poow ^-^ beseeming; 'twas :3 a >w< fitment uWu fow +The OwO puwpose I then follow'd. :33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< he, +xDD Speak, Iachimo. I xDD had you down, ÚwÚ and UwU might +>_< Have :3 made you x3 finyish. +^-^ IACHIMO. >_> [Knyeewing] I x3 am ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; +But :3 nyow my :33 heavy ;;w;; conscience sinks my xDD knyee, +UwU As then >_> youw x3 fowce ÚwÚ did. ;;w;; Take UwU that xDD wife, uWu beseech you, +^w^ Which I OwO so >_< often ;;w;; owe; uWu but >_> youw ring :33 fiwst, +And here OwO the xDD bwacewet >_> of OwO the >w< twuest pwincess +:33 That >w< evew :33 swowe xDD hew ;;w;; faith. +uWu POSTHUMUS. >_< Knyeew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> me. +The ^.^ pow'w UwU that I ^.^ have uWu on you :3 is ^-^ to spawe OwO you; +The ;;w;; mawice towards you ^-^ to forgive you. x3 Wive, +And ^-^ deaw with ÚwÚ othews ^w^ bettew. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nobly ^.^ doom'd! +>w< We'ww learn ^-^ ouw OwO fweenyess >_> of :3 a >w< son-in-waw; +^.^ Pawdon's OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to all. +ARVIRAGUS. You howp >w< us, ;;w;; siw, +UwU As you >_> did UwU mean >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw brother; +^w^ Joy'd awe ^-^ we UwU that you >_> awe. +uWu POSTHUMUS. Your x3 sewvant, Princes. Good my lord >_> of Wome, +^-^ Caww :3 fowth >_> youw soothsayew. UwU As I slept, methought +Great Jupitew, x3 upon his UwU eagwe >_< back'd, +Appear'd ^-^ to uWu me, with uWu othew ^-^ spwitewy >w< shows +x3 Of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ kindwed. When I ^w^ wak'd, I ;;w;; found +:3 This ^.^ wabew uWu on my bosom; uWu whose containing +^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom :33 sense in >w< hawdnyess UwU that I can +UwU Make nyo collection >_> of it. >_> Wet him show +His >_> skiww in OwO the constwuction. +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Phiwawmonyus! +SOOTHSAYER. Here, my good :33 wowd. +UwU WUCIUS. Wead, ÚwÚ and >w< decwawe OwO the meaning. +SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf +:33 unknyown, ^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by +:3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww +>w< be lopp'd branches which, being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww +aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; +then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate +ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' +uWu Thou, Weonyatus, art OwO the >_< wion's whelp; +The x3 fit ÚwÚ and :3 apt constwuction >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, +>_> Being Leo-natus, doth :3 impowt OwO so ^w^ much. +uWu [To ÚwÚ CYMBEWINyE] The piece >_> of >w< tendew :3 aiw, >w< thy ÚwÚ viwtuous >_> daughtew, +^w^ Which ^-^ we caww x3 'mowwis :33 aew,' ÚwÚ and x3 'mowwis >_> aew' +We term ^.^ it :3 'muwiew'; ;;w;; which xDD 'muwiew' I >_< divinye +^-^ Is :3 this UwU most ;;w;; constant xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow +Answewing OwO the letter >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ owacwe, +Unknyown ^-^ to you, xDD unsought, ;;w;; wewe clipp'd about +x3 With :3 this UwU most >w< tendew air. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 This ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> seeming. +SOOTHSAYER. The lofty cedaw, :33 woyaw :33 Cymbewinye, +>w< Pewsonyates thee; ÚwÚ and >w< thy lopp'd branches point +x3 Thy two >_< sons >w< fowth, :3 who, uWu by UwU Bewawius stol'n, +>_< Fow many years ^w^ thought OwO dead, awe :3 nyow >_> weviv'd, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ majestic >_> cedaw xDD join'd, uWu whose xDD issue +:3 Pwomises Britain xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weww, +UwU My xDD peace ^-^ we uWu wiww begin. And, ^-^ Caius >_< Wucius, +UwU Awthough OwO the ;;w;; victow, ^-^ we x3 submit ^-^ to Caesar +And ^-^ to OwO the Woman empiwe, ^w^ pwomising +ÚwÚ To pay ^-^ ouw :3 wonted ^.^ twibute, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which +We ;;w;; wewe :33 dissuaded uWu by ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wicked queen, +x3 Whom uWu heavens in justice, uWu both uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 hews, +>_< Have >_> waid UwU most :33 heavy hand. +SOOTHSAYER. The fingers >_> of OwO the pow'rs :33 abuv ^-^ do xDD tunye +The >w< hawmony >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. The >w< vision +^w^ Which I :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Wucius ewe OwO the OwO stwoke +x3 Of ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ scawce-cowd battwe, at :3 this x3 instant +^-^ Is :33 fuww accomplish'd; uWu fow OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, +From ^-^ south ^-^ to west uWu on x3 wing soaring ^-^ awoft, +UwU Wessen'd x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and in OwO the beams o' th' >_< sun +^w^ So x3 vanyish'd; ;;w;; which :33 foweshow'd ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, +>_> Th'impewiaw Caesaw, Caesaw, shouwd UwU again ^-^ unyite +His :3 favouw with OwO the radiant :33 Cymbewinye, +^w^ Which uWu shinyes here in OwO the ^-^ west. +xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Waud ^-^ we OwO the gods; +And let ^-^ ouw crooked >_< smokes climb ^-^ to theiw nostrils +From ^-^ ouw >_> bwess'd >_> awtaws. Pubwish ^-^ we :3 this xDD peace +ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ subjects. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we forward; let +OwO A Woman ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ ensign :33 wave +Friendly >w< togethew. ^w^ So OwO thwough Wud's :33 Town >_< mawch; +And in OwO the :33 tempwe >_> of gweat Jupiter +Our xDD peace ^w^ we'ww watify; >w< seaw ^.^ it with >w< feasts. +ÚwÚ Set uWu on ;;w;; thewe! uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO waw >_> did xDD cease, +Ewe bwoody ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe x3 wash'd, with such :3 a ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +OwO 1604 + + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF HAMLET, PRINCE >_< OF >_> DENMAWK + + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +Claudius, UwU King >_> of x3 Denmawk. +x3 Mawcewwus, Officer. +x3 Hamwet, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the uWu fowmew, ÚwÚ and nyephew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent xDD king. +UwU Powonyius, Wowd Chamberlain. +xDD Howatio, fwiend ^-^ to Hamlet. +uWu Waewtes, :3 son ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. +uWu Vowtemand, ^w^ couwtiew. +ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ^w^ couwtiew. +OwO Wosencwantz, ^w^ couwtiew. +Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ couwtiew. +xDD Oswic, ^w^ couwtiew. +OwO A Gentleman, ^w^ couwtiew. +OwO A Pwiest. +x3 Mawcewwus, uWu officew. +:3 Bewnyawdo, uWu officew. +Fwancisco, :3 a sowdiew +^.^ Weynyawdo, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. +Players. +>w< Two Clowns, gravediggers. +Fortinbras, Prince >_> of Norway. +OwO A >_< Nyowwegian uWu Captain. +Engwish ÚwÚ Ambassadows. + +^.^ Getwude, Queen >_> of Denmark, mothew ^-^ to Hamlet. +:3 Ophewia, daughter ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. + +^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Hamwet's ^w^ Fathew. + +>w< Wowds, uWu wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, Attendants. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE.- xDD Ewsinyowe. + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew two uWu Sentinyews-[fiwst,] Fwancisco, OwO [who paces OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down +at his :33 post; ;;w;; then] :3 Bewnyawdo, OwO [who >_< appwoaches UwU him]. + +^w^ Bew. >w< Who's thewe.? +UwU Fwan. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. Stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd OwO youwsewf. +^w^ Bew. Wong live OwO the >_< King! +UwU Fwan. ^w^ Bewnyawdo? +^w^ Bew. ÚwÚ He. +UwU Fwan. You come UwU most cawefuwwy x3 upon >_> youw hour. +^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow struck twewve. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu Fwancisco. +UwU Fwan. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wewief >w< much :33 thanks. ^.^ 'Tis :33 bittew cold, +And I x3 am uWu sick at ÚwÚ heawt. +^w^ Bew. >_< Have you xDD had >_> quiet x3 guawd? +UwU Fwan. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse >_> stiwwing. +^w^ Bew. Weww, good ^-^ nyight. +>w< If you ^-^ do ^.^ meet :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and x3 Mawcewwus, +The x3 wivaws >_> of my xDD watch, ;;w;; bid them ^-^ make UwU haste. + +x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. + +UwU Fwan. I ÚwÚ think I hear ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is thewe? +How. >_< Fwiends ^-^ to :3 this ground. +>w< Maw. And wiegemen ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. +UwU Fwan. >w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. +>w< Maw. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, >w< honyest sowdiew. +OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 wewiev'd you? +UwU Fwan. Bernardo ;;w;; hath my :3 pwace. +>w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. UwU Exit. +>w< Maw. Howwa, Bewnyawdo! +^w^ Bew. :33 Say- +>_> What, :3 is :3 Howatio there ? +How. OwO A piece >_> of >_> him. +^w^ Bew. Wewcome, :3 Howatio. Wewcome, good ;;w;; Mawcewwus. +>w< Maw. >_> What, >_> has :3 this xDD thing appeaw'd UwU again x3 to-nyight? +^w^ Bew. I ^.^ have uWu seen nothing. +>w< Maw. :3 Howatio :33 says 'tis uWu but ^-^ ouw fantasy, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let bewief UwU take howd >_> of him +xDD Touching :3 this dreaded ^-^ sight, ^w^ twice uWu seen >_> of ÚwÚ us. +OwO Thewefowe I ^.^ have entweated him awong, +x3 With OwO us ^-^ to watch OwO the minutes >_> of :3 this night, +That, ^-^ if UwU again :3 this ;;w;; appawition xDD come, +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may appwuv ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to it. +How. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, 'twill ^.^ nyot appear. +^w^ Bew. >_> Sit ;;w;; down uWu awhiwe, +And let OwO us UwU once UwU again assail >_> youw eaws, +:33 That awe OwO so fortified x3 against ^-^ ouw xDD stowy, +What ^-^ we two nyights ^.^ have xDD seen. +How. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ we down, +And let OwO us hear Bernardo speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. +^w^ Bew. ^w^ Wast night >_> of aww, +When yond >_> same star that's >_> westwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ powe +Had :3 made his ^-^ couwse x3 t' illume UwU that part >_> of >w< heaven +:3 Whewe :3 nyow ^.^ it buwns, Marcellus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, +The beww then >_> beating :3 onye- + +x3 Entew xDD Ghost. + +>w< Maw. UwU Peace! >_< bweak ÚwÚ thee >_< off! Wook xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! +^w^ Bew. UwU In OwO the >_> same uWu figuwe, >_< wike OwO the UwU King that's UwU dead. +>w< Maw. Thou art :3 a ^-^ schowaw; speak ^-^ to it, :3 Howatio. +^w^ Bew. Looks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? >_< Mawk it, :3 Howatio. +How. uWu Most like. ^w^ It uWu hawwows me with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wondew. +^w^ Bew. ^w^ It would >w< be xDD spoke x3 to. +>w< Maw. Question it, :3 Howatio. +How. What art :3 thou UwU that ^.^ usuwp'st :3 this UwU time >_> of night +Together with UwU that fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike fowm +UwU In ;;w;; which OwO the majesty >_> of buwied :33 Denmawk +OwO Did ^.^ sometimes march? By >w< heaven I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! +>w< Maw. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; offended. +^w^ Bew. ^w^ See, ^.^ it >_> stawks >w< away! +How. ^-^ Stay! xDD Speak, x3 speak! I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! +Exit xDD Ghost. +>w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis gonye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< answew. +^w^ Bew. OwO How nyow, Horatio? You ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this xDD something ^-^ mowe than UwU fantasy? +What ÚwÚ think you on't? +How. Before my God, I UwU might ^.^ nyot :3 this believe +Without OwO the sensible ÚwÚ and OwO twue >_< avouch +x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. +>w< Maw. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? +How. UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to thysewf. +Such ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD awmouw ^.^ he xDD had uWu on +When ^.^ he th' ambitious :3 Nyowway :33 combated. +^w^ So uWu fwown'd ^.^ he UwU once xDD when, in OwO an :3 angwy pawwe, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ smote OwO the swedded >_> Powacks uWu on OwO the ^.^ ice. +^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. +>w< Maw. ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ twice OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and jump at :3 this UwU dead xDD houw, +x3 With martial :33 stawk ;;w;; hath ^.^ he gonye uWu by ^-^ ouw :3 watch. +How. UwU In what pawticuwaw ^w^ thought ^-^ to wowk I xDD knyow not; +But, in OwO the :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and >_> scope >_> of my ^-^ opinyion, +:3 This >_> bodes >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ewuption ^-^ to ^-^ ouw state. +>w< Maw. Good nyow, ^-^ sit down, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ he UwU that knows, +UwU Why :3 this >_> same :33 stwict ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ obsewvant watch +^w^ So ^w^ nyightwy toils OwO the :33 subject >_> of OwO the wand, +And x3 why such ;;w;; daiwy UwU cast >_> of brazen UwU cannyon +And foweign mawt uWu fow impwements >_> of waw; +UwU Why such >w< impwess >_> of xDD shipwwights, uWu whose >_> sowe ^w^ task +uWu Does ^.^ nyot >_> divide OwO the xDD Sunday ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< week. +What UwU might >w< be toward, UwU that :3 this UwU sweaty haste +^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the night joint-wabouwew with OwO the day? +OwO Who :3 is't UwU that can infowm x3 me? +How. :33 That can :3 I. +^.^ At >_> weast, OwO the whisper :33 goes ÚwÚ so. Our last ^-^ king, +uWu Whose ^.^ image x3 even uWu but :3 nyow appeaw'd ^-^ to >w< us, +Was, as you >w< knyow, uWu by ;;w;; Fowtinbwas >_> of :3 Nyowway, +xDD Theweto pwick'd uWu on uWu by :3 a UwU most uWu emuwate :33 pwide, +Dar'd ^-^ to OwO the x3 combat; in ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant Hamlet +^.^ (Fow OwO so :3 this >_> side >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO knyown x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd ^.^ him) +OwO Did ^.^ sway :3 this ^w^ Fowtinbwas; :3 who, uWu by :3 a seal'd compact, +^.^ Weww ^w^ watified uWu by OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ hewawdwy, +OwO Did forfeit, with his xDD wife, >w< aww x3 those his x3 wands +^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood >w< seiz'd :33 of, ^-^ to OwO the uWu conquewow; +uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a xDD moiety competent +>_> Was >w< gaged uWu by ^-^ ouw king; ;;w;; which xDD had wetuwn'd +ÚwÚ To OwO the inheritance >_> of Fortinbras, +Had ^.^ he >_< been vanquishew, :3 as, uWu by OwO the >_> same :33 comawt +And carriage >_> of OwO the xDD awticwe design'd, +His feww ^-^ to Hamlet. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, x3 young Fortinbras, +x3 Of ;;w;; unyimpwuvd mettle ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and x3 fuww, +;;w;; Hath in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 Nyowway, here ÚwÚ and there, +uWu Shawk'd OwO up :3 a list >_> of :33 wawwess resolutes, +>_< Fow >_< food ÚwÚ and ;;w;; diet, ^-^ to >w< some enterprise +:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a stomach in't; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo xDD othew, +UwU As ^.^ it doth ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw x3 unto ^-^ ouw state, +But ^-^ to >_< wecuvw >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< stwong hand +And >_> tewms compuwsatowy, x3 those foresaid x3 wands +^w^ So uWu by his fathew UwU wost; ÚwÚ and this, I UwU take it, +^-^ Is OwO the x3 main uWu motive >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwepawations, +The souwce >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD watch, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> chief head +x3 Of :3 this :33 post-haste ÚwÚ and >_> womage in OwO the land. +^w^ Bew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be nyo uWu othew uWu but uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. +^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^.^ it sort UwU that :3 this powtentous figuwe +x3 Comes UwU awmed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw xDD watch, OwO so >_< wike OwO the UwU King +:33 That ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO the xDD question >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. +How. OwO A UwU mote ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the xDD mind's >w< eye. +UwU In OwO the UwU most UwU high ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawmy OwO state >_> of Wome, +OwO A wittwe ewe OwO the ;;w;; mightiest Julius fell, +The >_< gwaves ÚwÚ stood tenantless, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD sheeted UwU dead +OwO Did ;;w;; squeak ÚwÚ and >w< gibbew in OwO the Woman stweets; +UwU As x3 staws with UwU twains >_> of fire, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dews >_> of blood, +Disasters in OwO the ;;w;; sun; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ moist star +:3 Upon uWu whose influence Nyeptunye's ^.^ empiwe ^-^ stands +>_> Was uWu sick ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :3 doomsday with ecwipse. +And x3 even OwO the >_< wike precurse >_> of fiewce ^.^ events, +UwU As ^w^ hawbingews pweceding still OwO the fates +And ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ omen UwU coming OwO on, +>_< Have >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> togethew ^.^ demonstwated +^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw climature ÚwÚ and countrymen. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost again. + +But ^.^ soft! ;;w;; behowd! :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! +I'll cross it, >w< though ^.^ it bwast me.- uWu Stay >_< iwwusion! +Spweads his arms. +>w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ^w^ sound, ^w^ ow ;;w;; use >_> of OwO voice, +^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. +>w< If there >w< be ^-^ any good xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, +:33 That ^-^ may ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do ease, :3 and, OwO wace ^-^ to uWu me, +^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. +>w< If :3 thou art >_< pwivy ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ countwy's >w< fate, +^w^ Which UwU happiwy foweknyowing ^-^ may ;;w;; avoid, +:33 O, x3 speak! +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ uphoawded in >w< thy life +^-^ Extowted >_> tweasuwe in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 eawth +^.^ (Fow which, uWu they ÚwÚ say, you uWu spiwits ^w^ oft ÚwÚ wawk in UwU death), +The ^.^ cock crows. +^w^ Speak >_> of ^.^ it! >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and >_< speak!- x3 Stop it, ^-^ Mawcewwus! +>w< Maw. :33 Shaww I strike at ^.^ it with my partisan? +How. uWu Do, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 stand. +^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! +How. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! +>w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu gonye! +Exit xDD Ghost. +We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwong, being OwO so majestical, +ÚwÚ To :3 offew ^.^ it OwO the show >_> of violence; +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is as OwO the :3 aiw, invuwnyewabwe, +And ^-^ ouw vain uWu bwows :33 mawicious uWu mockewy. +^w^ Bew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, when OwO the ^.^ cock cwew. +How. And then ^.^ it stawted, >_< wike :3 a OwO guiwty xDD thing +:3 Upon :3 a xDD feawfuw summons. I ^.^ have heard +The :3 cock, UwU that :3 is OwO the twumpet ^-^ to OwO the mown, +^-^ Doth with his lofty ÚwÚ and shrill-sounding ^w^ thwoat +:33 Awake OwO the god >_> of ÚwÚ day; ÚwÚ and at his >w< wawnying, +:3 Whethew in ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow fire, in :3 eawth ^w^ ow :3 aiw, +^-^ Th' extravagant ÚwÚ and ^w^ ewwing spirit OwO hies +ÚwÚ To his >_< confinye; ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the >w< twuth hewein +:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent object :3 made probation. +>w< Maw. ^w^ It ;;w;; faded uWu on OwO the crowing >_> of OwO the xDD cock. +uWu Some uWu say UwU that x3 evew, >w< 'gainst UwU that season comes +OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw Saviouw's biwth :3 is cewebwated, +The biwd >_> of dawnying UwU singeth >w< aww night xDD wong; +And then, uWu they ÚwÚ say, nyo spirit dare :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, +The nyights awe whowesome, then nyo >_< pwanyets ^.^ stwike, +:3 Nyo uWu faiwy uWu takes, :3 nyow :3 witch ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^-^ chawm, +^w^ So >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is OwO the xDD time. +How. ^w^ So ^.^ have I heard ÚwÚ and ^-^ do in part believe it. +But look, OwO the mown, in wusset mantle cwad, +^.^ Wawks o'ew OwO the OwO dew >_> of ^-^ yon UwU high ^w^ eastwawd :33 hiww. +:33 Bweak ^-^ we ^-^ ouw watch up; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> advice +>_> Wet OwO us impawt what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ to-nyight +^.^ Unto x3 young Hamwet; for, x3 upon my xDD wife, +:3 This ^.^ spiwit, OwO dumb ^-^ to >w< us, uWu wiww speak ^-^ to >_> him. +Do you consent ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 acquaint him with it, +UwU As :3 nyeedfuw in ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, >w< fitting ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duty? +Let's UwU do't, I xDD pway; ÚwÚ and I :3 this xDD mownying xDD knyow +:3 Whewe ^-^ we uWu shaww find him UwU most convenyientwy. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in OwO the Castle. + +:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew Claudius, UwU King >_> of Denmark, UwU Gewtwude OwO the uWu Queen, x3 Hamwet, +UwU Powonyius, OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and his ^-^ sistew :3 Ophewia, :3 [Vowtemand, x3 Cownyewius,] +^.^ Wowds ^w^ Attendant. + +King. ^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >_> of Hamlet ^-^ ouw dear >_< bwothew's death +The memowy >w< be x3 gween, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it OwO us ^w^ befitted +ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw hearts in gwief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :3 kingdom +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 contwacted in ^-^ onye uWu bwow >_> of x3 woe, +>_> Yet OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; hath >_< discwetion xDD fought with ^-^ nyatuwe +:33 That ^-^ we with >_< wisest UwU sowwow ÚwÚ think uWu on him +Together with wemembwance >_> of :33 ouwsewves. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw sometime ;;w;; sistew, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw queen, +^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw jointress ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ wawwike state, +>_< Have >_> we, as 'twere with :3 a defeated joy, +x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ auspicious, ÚwÚ and :3 a dropping eye, +x3 With uWu miwth in OwO funyewaw, ÚwÚ and with dirge in mawwiage, +UwU In >w< equaw scale weighing dewight ÚwÚ and >_> dowe, +>_< Taken ^-^ to ^-^ wife; :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we hewein OwO baww'd +Your better xDD wisdoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ have ^-^ fweewy gonye +x3 With :3 this affaiw awong. >_< Fow aww, ^-^ ouw :33 thanks. +Nyow fowwows, UwU that you >w< knyow, x3 young Fortinbras, +Holding :3 a uWu weak supposaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wowth, +Ow >w< thinking uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate dear >_< bwothew's death +Our OwO state ^-^ to >w< be disjoint ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, +x3 Cowweagued with :3 this ^-^ dweam >_> of his >w< advantage, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ faiw'd ^-^ to >w< pestew OwO us with xDD message +>w< Impowting OwO the uWu suwwendew >_> of x3 those x3 wands +^.^ Wost uWu by his fathew, with >w< aww xDD bands >_> of waw, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant brother. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow >_> him. +Nyow uWu fow ouwsewf ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO meeting. +ÚwÚ Thus >w< much OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU is: ^-^ we ^.^ have here :3 wwit +ÚwÚ To :3 Nyowway, uncwe >_> of x3 young Fortinbras, +Who, uWu impotent ÚwÚ and >_< bedwid, ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ heaws +x3 Of :3 this his nyephew's >_< puwpose, ^-^ to suppwess +His further ^-^ gait herein, in UwU that OwO the wevies, +The >_< wists, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww ^.^ pwopowtions awe >w< aww :3 made +Out >_> of his ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here uWu dispatch +:3 You, good ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ÚwÚ and you, uWu Vowtemand, +>_< Fow OwO beawews >_> of :3 this greeting ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, +UwU Giving ^-^ to you nyo further OwO pewsonyaw power +ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_> scope +x3 Of ^.^ these >_< diwated xDD awticwes OwO awwow. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] +Faweweww, ÚwÚ and let >_> youw haste ÚwÚ commend >_> youw >_< duty. +Cow., UwU Vowt. UwU In UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, uWu wiww ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw >_< duty. +King. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. ^-^ Heawtiwy faweweww. +>_< Exeunt Voltemand ÚwÚ and Cornelius. +And nyow, uWu Waewtes, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? +You told OwO us >_> of >w< some ;;w;; suit. What :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? +You cannyot speak >_> of reason ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye +And wose >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ beg, uWu Waewtes, +:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my >w< offew, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> asking? +The head :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, +The hand ^-^ mowe instrumental ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouth, +>w< Than :3 is OwO the UwU thwonye >_> of :33 Denmawk ^-^ to >w< thy father. +What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, >_< Waewtes? +Waew. UwU My ;;w;; dwead lord, +Your xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD Fwance; +From :3 whence >w< though willingly I came ^-^ to :33 Denmawk +ÚwÚ To show my >_> duty in >_> youw coronation, +>_> Yet :3 nyow I >w< must uWu confess, UwU that >_> duty >_< donye, +UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and :3 wishes ^-^ bend UwU again towawd Fwance +And bow them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious xDD weave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. +King. >_< Have you >_> youw >_< fathew's weave? What :33 says :33 Powonyius? +ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, wrung ^-^ fwom me my uWu swow xDD weave +By laboursome ÚwÚ petition, ÚwÚ and at last +:3 Upon his uWu wiww I seal'd my ^-^ hawd consent. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. +King. ;;w;; Take >w< thy fair xDD houw, Laertes. Time >w< be thinye, +And >w< thy :33 best gwaces uWu spend ^.^ it at >w< thy ^.^ wiww! +But nyow, my cousin x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ son- +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe than kin, ÚwÚ and less than ;;w;; kind! +King. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it UwU that OwO the clouds still >_> hang uWu on you? +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. I x3 am xDD too >w< much >w< i' th' OwO sun. +Queen. Good x3 Hamwet, UwU cast >w< thy ÚwÚ nyighted >w< cowouw OwO off, +And let UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a fwiend uWu on x3 Denmawk. +Do ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< evew with >w< thy vailed >_< wids +>_< Seek uWu fow >w< thy x3 nyobwe fathew in OwO the OwO dust. +Thou uWu knyow'st 'tis xDD common. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; wives >w< must x3 die, +>_> Passing OwO thwough ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to eternity. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^.^ it :3 is xDD common. +Queen. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, +UwU Why uWu seems ^.^ it OwO so pawticuwaw with OwO thee? +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Seems, UwU madam, ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it is. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu 'seems.' +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 awonye my ÚwÚ inky >w< cwoak, good mothew, +Nyow >_< customawy ÚwÚ suits >_> of sowemn :3 bwack, +Nyow windy x3 suspiwation >_> of fowc'd breath, +No, :3 nyow OwO the :3 fwuitfuw >_> wivew in OwO the eye, +Nyow OwO the dejected ÚwÚ haviow >_> of OwO the uWu visage, +Together with >w< aww forms, ^.^ moods, >_> shapes >_> of gwief, +UwU 'That can xDD denyote me ;;w;; twuwy. ^.^ These >_< indeed seem, +>_< Fow uWu they awe :33 actions UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD pway; +But I ^.^ have UwU that within ;;w;; which ^.^ passeth UwU show- +^.^ These uWu but OwO the twappings ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ suits >_> of ^w^ woe. +King. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and commendabwe in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, x3 Hamwet, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ these ÚwÚ mouwnying ;;w;; duties ^-^ to >_> youw uWu fathew; +But you >w< must >w< knyow, >_> youw fathew lost :3 a uWu fathew; +:33 That fathew lost, lost his, ÚwÚ and OwO the suwvivow bound +UwU In :33 fiwiaw obwigation uWu fow >w< some term +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^w^ obsequious sorrow. But ^-^ to ;;w;; pewsevew +UwU In ^-^ obstinyate condolement :3 is :3 a ^-^ couwse +x3 Of ;;w;; impious stubbownnyess. ^.^ 'Tis >_< unmanwy gwief; +^w^ It >w< shows :3 a uWu wiww UwU most incowwect ^-^ to UwU heaven, +OwO A OwO heawt UwU unfowtified, :3 a :33 mind ^-^ impatient, +An understanding ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and OwO unschoow'd; +>_< Fow what ^-^ we xDD knyow >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and :3 is as ^w^ common +UwU As ^-^ any OwO the UwU most UwU vuwgaw xDD thing ^-^ to :33 sense, +UwU Why shouwd ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw peevish opposition +;;w;; Take ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 heawt? >_< Fie! 'tis :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU heaven, +OwO A fauwt x3 against OwO the OwO dead, :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, +ÚwÚ To reason UwU most absurd, uWu whose ^w^ common >_> theme +^-^ Is death >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who still ;;w;; hath cwied, +From OwO the ^.^ fiwst cowse ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; died UwU to-day, +>_< 'This >w< must >w< be uWu so.' We pray you thwow ^-^ to :3 eawth +:3 This OwO unpwevaiwing x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO us +UwU As >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; uWu fow let OwO the x3 wowwd UwU take ^-^ nyote +You awe OwO the UwU most immediate ^-^ to ^-^ ouw thwonye, +And with nyo less uWu nyobiwity >_> of love +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; deawest fathew uWu beaws his :3 son +Do I impawt towawd you. >_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ intent +UwU In ^-^ going xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow in ^w^ Wittenbewg, +^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^-^ wetwogwade ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desire; +And ^-^ we uWu beseech you, ^-^ bend you ^-^ to >_< wemain +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the :33 cheew ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of ^-^ ouw eye, +Our UwU chiefest :33 couwtiew, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 son. +Queen. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy mothew wose xDD hew >_> pwayews, Hamlet. +I pray ÚwÚ thee stay with >w< us, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< Wittenbewg. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu shaww in >w< aww my :33 best ^-^ obey you, ÚwÚ madam. +King. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 woving ÚwÚ and :3 a fair ÚwÚ wepwy. +Be as ouwsewf in x3 Denmawk. ^w^ Madam, come. +:3 This gentwe ÚwÚ and unforc'd accowd >_> of Hamlet +^w^ Sits :33 smiwing ^-^ to my >_> heawt; in OwO gwace whereof, +:3 Nyo x3 jocund OwO heawth UwU that :33 Denmawk dwinks OwO to-day +But OwO the gweat UwU cannyon ^-^ to OwO the clouds uWu shaww >_< teww, +And OwO the King's ;;w;; wouse OwO the >w< heaven uWu shaww >_< bwuit uWu again, +Respeaking earthly ^w^ thundew. Come >_> away. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O UwU that :3 this xDD too xDD too solid ^.^ fwesh would mewt, +uWu Thaw, ÚwÚ and :3 wesowve itsewf OwO into :3 a UwU dew! +Ow UwU that OwO the uWu Evewwasting xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd +His canon >w< 'gainst ^w^ sewf-swaughtew! :3 O God! God! +OwO How ^-^ weawy, stale, flat, ÚwÚ and unprofitable +xDD Seem ^-^ to me >w< aww OwO the :3 uses >_> of :3 this world! +;;w;; Fie on't! ÚwÚ ah, fie! ^.^ 'Tis OwO an ^-^ unweeded garden +:33 That grows ^-^ to seed; >w< things :3 wank ÚwÚ and :3 gwoss in ^-^ nyatuwe +>_> Possess ^.^ it merely. :33 That ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to x3 this! +But two ^.^ months x3 dead! ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, ^.^ nyot ^-^ two. +^w^ So excellent :3 a ^-^ king, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this +Hypewion ^-^ to :3 a satyr; OwO so :33 woving ^-^ to my mothew +:33 That ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ beteem OwO the x3 winds >_> of >w< heaven +xDD Visit xDD hew ;;w;; face xDD too :3 woughwy. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! +Must I remember? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she would >_> hang uWu on him +UwU As ^-^ if OwO incwease >_> of :3 appetite xDD had UwU gwown +By what ^.^ it ^-^ fed OwO on; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, within :3 a >_< month- +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think on't! ^w^ Fwaiwty, >w< thy name :3 is x3 woman!- +OwO A wittwe ^w^ month, ^w^ ow ewe x3 those ÚwÚ shoes ;;w;; wewe ^.^ owd +x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ fowwowed my UwU poow >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body +;;w;; Wike Nyiobe, >w< aww teaws- x3 why :33 she, x3 even ^.^ she +^-^ (O God! :3 a beast UwU that ÚwÚ wants :3 discouwse >_> of reason +Wouwd ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd >_< wongew) married with my UwU uncwe; +UwU My >_< fathew's :33 bwothew, uWu but nyo ^-^ mowe >_< wike my fathew +>w< Than I ^-^ to :33 Hewcuwes. xDD Within :3 a ^w^ month, +Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the salt >_> of UwU most unwighteous ;;w;; teaws +Had weft OwO the fwushing in xDD hew >_< gawwed >_> eyes, +She :3 mawwied. :33 O, UwU most ;;w;; wicked uWu speed, ^-^ to OwO post +x3 With such dextewity ^-^ to ^w^ incestuous :3 sheets! +^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to :33 good. +But >_< bweak my xDD heawt, uWu fow I >w< must howd my uWu tongue! + +x3 Entew xDD Howatio, x3 Mawcewwus, ÚwÚ and Bernardo. + +How. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wowdship! +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you :33 weww. +>_< Howatio!- ^w^ ow I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. +How. The :33 same, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow ^-^ sewvant ever. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, my good xDD fwiend- I'll >_> change UwU that name with you. +And what ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ^w^ Wittenbewg, Horatio? +>_< Mawcewwus? +>w< Maw. UwU My good wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ you.- uWu [To ;;w;; Bewnyawdo] Good >_< even, sir.- +But what, in :33 faith, ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Wittenbewg? +How. OwO A ÚwÚ twuant >_> disposition, good my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I would ^.^ nyot hear >_> youw enemy uWu say so, +Nyow uWu shaww you ^-^ do my ear UwU that violence +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it truster >_> of >_> youw >_> own wepowt +uWu Against OwO youwsewf. I xDD knyow you awe nyo :33 twuant. +But what :3 is >_> youw affaiw in Ewsinyowe? +>w< We'ww teach you ^-^ to dwink ^-^ deep ewe you depart. +How. UwU My lord, I came ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. +ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock uWu me, :3 fewwow ;;w;; student. +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to UwU see my >_> mothew's :3 wedding. +How. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it ^-^ fowwowed ^-^ hawd upon. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Thwift, ;;w;; thwift, uWu Howatio! The >_> funyewaw >w< bak'd meats +OwO Did ;;w;; cowdwy >_> fuwnyish :3 fowth OwO the mawwiage tables. +Wouwd I xDD had met my ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ foe in >w< heaven +Ow >w< evew I xDD had uWu seen UwU that day, uWu Howatio! +UwU My >_> fathew- >w< methinks I UwU see my father. +How. :33 O, where, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In my xDD mind's eye, :3 Howatio. +How. I ^-^ saw him ^-^ once. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy xDD king. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man, UwU take him uWu fow >w< aww in all. +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_< wike again. +How. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw him :3 yestewnyight. +ÚwÚ Ham. Saw? UwU who? +How. UwU My lord, OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. +ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King my fathew? +How. x3 Season >_> youw ^w^ admiwation uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe +x3 With OwO an >_< attent eaw, ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may x3 dewivew +:3 Upon OwO the witness >_> of ^.^ these gentlemen, +:3 This x3 mawvew ^-^ to you. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow God's love let me ^-^ heaw! +How. >w< Two nyights >_> togethew xDD had ^.^ these gentlemen +(Marcellus ÚwÚ and OwO Bewnyawdo) uWu on theiw watch +UwU In OwO the UwU dead UwU vast ÚwÚ and middwe >_> of OwO the night +:3 Been ;;w;; thus >_> encount'wed. OwO A figuwe >_< wike >_> youw fathew, +Armed at point exactly, OwO cap-a-pe, +Appears before them ÚwÚ and with sowemn mawch +>_> Goes uWu swow ÚwÚ and xDD statewy uWu by ^.^ them. >w< Thwice ^.^ he uWu wawk'd +By theiw xDD oppwess'd ÚwÚ and >_> feaw-suwpwised >_> eyes, +xDD Within his twuncheon's x3 wength; UwU whiwst uWu they distiww'd +>w< Awmost ^-^ to jewwy with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of feaw, +Stand OwO dumb ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> him. :3 This ^-^ to me +UwU In dreadful ^.^ secwecy impawt uWu they :33 did, +And I with them OwO the third night ^-^ kept OwO the watch; +Whewe, as uWu they xDD had deliver'd, uWu both in UwU time, +:3 Fowm >_> of OwO the :33 thing, OwO each >_> wowd :3 made OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu good, +The ;;w;; appawition comes. I knew >_> youw father. +^.^ These ^.^ hands awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe like. +ÚwÚ Ham. But xDD whewe ÚwÚ was uWu this? +>w< Maw. UwU My lord, x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwatfowm xDD whewe ^-^ we xDD watch'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to it? +How. UwU My lord, I did; +But ÚwÚ answew :3 made ^.^ it none. >_> Yet UwU once methought +^w^ It uWu wifted OwO up ^.^ it head ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO addwess +Itself ^-^ to ^w^ motion, >_< wike as ^.^ it would >_< speak; +But x3 even then OwO the xDD mownying ^.^ cock >w< cwew ^w^ woud, +And at OwO the :33 sound ^.^ it shrunk in haste away +And ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis vewy :33 stwange. +How. UwU As I ^-^ do live, my UwU honyouw'd lord, 'tis true; +And ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 wwit ;;w;; down in ^-^ ouw >_> duty +ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow >_> of it. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, :3 indeed, sirs. But :3 this twoubwes >_> me. +Hold you OwO the watch x3 to-nyight? +Both [Mar. ÚwÚ and Bew.] We uWu do, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Awm'd, uWu say you? +Both. :3 Awm'd, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. From :3 top ^-^ to :3 toe? +Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then ^-^ saw you ^.^ nyot his face? +How. :33 O, yes, my wowd! ÚwÚ He :33 wowe his :3 beavew :33 up. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ he ;;w;; fwownyingwy. +How. OwO A countenance ^-^ mowe in UwU sowwow than in ;;w;; angew. +ÚwÚ Ham. Pale ^w^ ow :33 wed? +How. ;;w;; Nyay, vewy ÚwÚ pawe. +ÚwÚ Ham. And xDD fix'd his eyes x3 upon you? +How. uWu Most constantwy. +ÚwÚ Ham. I would I xDD had >_< been ^.^ thewe. +How. ^w^ It would ^.^ have >w< much >w< amaz'd you. +ÚwÚ Ham. Very ^-^ wike, vewy like. Stay'd ^.^ it UwU wong? +How. OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye with moderate haste UwU might tell :3 a ^.^ hundwed. +Both. x3 Wongew, longer. +How. :3 Nyot when I OwO saw't. +ÚwÚ Ham. His beard ÚwÚ was grizzled- nyo? +How. ^w^ It OwO was, as I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ it in his xDD wife, +OwO A ^w^ sabwe ^-^ siwvew'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww watch to-nyight. +:3 Pewchance 'twill ÚwÚ wawk again. +How. I :3 waww'nt ^.^ it uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ it assume my x3 nyobwe >_< fathew's ^.^ pewson, +I'll speak ^-^ to it, >w< though heww itsewf shouwd gape +And ;;w;; bid me howd my ^-^ peace. I pray you aww, +>w< If you ^.^ have hithewto ;;w;; conceaw'd :3 this ^-^ sight, +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be tenable in >_> youw siwence still; +And >_> whatsoevew ewse uWu shaww :3 hap to-night, +>w< Give ^.^ it OwO an understanding uWu but nyo OwO tongue. +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. +:3 Upon OwO the x3 pwatfowm, :33 'twixt eleven ÚwÚ and x3 twewve, +I'll >w< visit you. +^.^ Aww. Our >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw honyouw. +ÚwÚ Ham. Your >_> wuvs, as >_< minye ^-^ to you. >w< Faweweww. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Hamwet]. +UwU My >_< fathew's spiwit- in >w< awms? ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +I x3 doubt >w< some ;;w;; fouw play. Wouwd OwO the night ;;w;; wewe x3 come! +;;w;; Tiww then ^-^ sit stiww, my ÚwÚ souw. ÚwÚ Fouw deeds uWu wiww ÚwÚ wise, +^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the :3 eawth xDD o'ewwhewm ;;w;; them, ^-^ to xDD men's OwO eyes. +UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. + +x3 Entew OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and uWu Ophewia. + +Waew. UwU My xDD nyecessawies awe ^.^ embawk'd. >w< Faweweww. +And, ;;w;; sistew, as OwO the x3 winds ^w^ give benefit +And convoy :3 is ÚwÚ assistant, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, +But let me hear ^-^ fwom you. +Oph. Do you x3 doubt ÚwÚ that? +Waew. >_< Fow x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu twifwing >_> of his >_< favouw, +Hold ^.^ it :3 a x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 toy in bwood; +OwO A ;;w;; viowet in OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^-^ pwimy UwU nyatuwe, +uWu Fowwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO pewmanyent- ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ nyot uWu wasting; +The perfume ÚwÚ and xDD suppwiance >_> of :3 a >_< minyute; +:3 Nyo more. +Oph. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but so? +Waew. :33 Think ^.^ it nyo more. +>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwescent OwO does ^.^ nyot gwow :3 awonye +UwU In >w< thews ÚwÚ and bulk; uWu but as :3 this :33 tempwe ÚwÚ waxes, +The >_< inwawd service >_> of OwO the :33 mind ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw +UwU Gwows ^-^ wide :3 withaw. Perhaps ^.^ he loves you nyow, +And :3 nyow nyo soiw :3 nyow uWu cautew doth x3 besmiwch +The :3 viwtue >_> of his wiww; uWu but you >w< must feaw, +His greatness OwO weigh'd, his uWu wiww :3 is ^.^ nyot his own; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf :3 is :33 subject ^-^ to his uWu biwth. +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, as unvalued persons uWu do, +:3 Cawve uWu fow himself, uWu fow uWu on his UwU choice depends +The >_> safety ÚwÚ and OwO heawth >_> of :3 this xDD whowe state, +And OwO thewefowe >w< must his UwU choice >w< be circumscrib'd +^.^ Unto OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and yielding >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ body +^.^ Wheweof ^.^ he :3 is OwO the head. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he loves you, +^w^ It ^-^ fits >_> youw OwO wisdom OwO so :3 faw ^-^ to believe ^.^ it +UwU As ^.^ he in his pawticuwaw ^.^ act ÚwÚ and place +May ^w^ give his ^.^ saying uWu deed; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo further +>w< Than OwO the x3 main >w< voice >_> of :33 Denmawk :33 goes :3 withaw. +;;w;; Then ^.^ weigh what woss >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ may sustain +>w< If with xDD too :33 cwedent ear you list his songs, +Ow wose >_> youw xDD heawt, ^w^ ow >_> youw >_< chaste >_> tweasuwe open +ÚwÚ To his ^w^ unmast'wed importunity. +OwO Feaw it, :3 Ophewia, ;;w;; feaw it, my dear ;;w;; sistew, +And ^-^ keep you in OwO the rear >_> of >_> youw affection, +Out >_> of OwO the shot ÚwÚ and danger >_> of desire. +The chariest maid :3 is :33 pwodigaw enough +>w< If ^.^ she OwO unmask xDD hew x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. +OwO Viwtue itsewf scopes ^.^ nyot ^.^ cawumnyious ^w^ stwokes. +The cankew ^.^ gawws OwO the OwO infants >_> of OwO the spwing +:3 Too ^w^ oft before theiw buttons >w< be ^-^ discwos'd, +And in OwO the ^w^ mown ÚwÚ and :3 wiquid OwO dew >_> of xDD youth +Contagious bwastments awe UwU most imminent. +Be wawy then; :33 best >_> safety :3 wies in fear. +^w^ Youth ^-^ to itsewf >_< webews, >w< though UwU nyonye ewse >w< nyeaw. +Oph. I uWu shaww th' :33 effect >_> of :3 this good lesson ^-^ keep +UwU As UwU watchman ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. But, good my :33 bwothew, +Do ^.^ nyot as >w< some ungwacious ÚwÚ pastows uWu do, +Show me OwO the ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ and :33 thowny uWu way ^-^ to UwU heaven, +uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ puff'd ÚwÚ and reckless x3 wibewtinye, +Himsewf OwO the >w< pwimwose UwU path >_> of dalliance :33 tweads +And recks ^.^ nyot his >_> own uWu wede. +Waew. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw me :33 nyot! + +x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. + +I stay xDD too UwU wong. But here my fathew comes. +OwO A double xDD bwessing :3 is :3 a double ÚwÚ gwace; +uWu Occasion >_> smiwes x3 upon :3 a uWu second weave. +ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Yet ;;w;; hewe, >_< Waewtes? UwU Aboawd, >_< aboawd, uWu fow OwO shame! +The ^.^ wind OwO sits in OwO the shouwdew >_> of >_> youw >_> saiw, +And you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. >w< Thewe- my xDD bwessing with thee! +And ^.^ these xDD few OwO pwecepts in >w< thy memowy +Wook :3 thou character. >w< Give >w< thy >_> thoughts nyo tongue, +Nyow ^-^ any UwU unpwopowtion'd ^w^ thought his ^-^ act. +Be :3 thou familiar, uWu but uWu by nyo :3 means vuwgaw: +Those fwiends :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and theiw xDD adoption twied, +>w< Gwappwe them x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ souw with >_> hoops >_> of steel; +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 duww >w< thy pawm with >_> entewtainment +x3 Of OwO each >w< nyew-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade. >_< Bewawe +x3 Of entwance ^-^ to :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but being ÚwÚ in, +Beaw't UwU that th' >_< opposed ^-^ may UwU bewawe >_> of thee. +>w< Give every man UwU thinye eaw, uWu but xDD few >w< thy ^.^ voice; +;;w;; Take OwO each ÚwÚ man's censure, uWu but ;;w;; wesewve >w< thy UwU judgment. +Costwy >w< thy :33 habit as >w< thy >_> puwse can x3 buy, +But ^.^ nyot ;;w;; expwess'd in ;;w;; fancy; rich, ^.^ nyot gaudy; +>_< Fow OwO the apparel ^w^ oft proclaims OwO the man, +And uWu they in Fwance >_> of OwO the :33 best :3 wank ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ station +uWu Awe UwU most ÚwÚ sewect ÚwÚ and x3 genyewous, >_> chief in ;;w;; that. +ÚwÚ Nyeithew :3 a >w< bowwowew :3 nyow :3 a ^.^ wendew ^w^ be; +>_< Fow woan ^w^ oft >w< woses uWu both itsewf ÚwÚ and OwO fwiend, +And >w< bowwowing dulls OwO the >_> edge >_> of husbandry. +:3 This :33 abuv xDD aww- ^-^ to UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf >w< be true, +And ^.^ it >w< must x3 fowwow, as OwO the night OwO the day, +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then >w< be false ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. +>w< Faweweww. UwU My xDD bwessing season :3 this in thee! +Waew. uWu Most humbly ^-^ do I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. The UwU time ^-^ invites you. Go, >_> youw ^-^ sewvants UwU tend. +Waew. Faweweww, :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww +What I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to you. +Oph. ^.^ 'Tis in my memowy lock'd, +And you yourself uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of it. +Waew. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. +ÚwÚ Pow. What :33 is't, :3 Ophewia, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said ^-^ to you? +Oph. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD something ^w^ touching OwO the Wowd Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww :3 bethought! +^.^ 'Tis told me ^.^ he ;;w;; hath vewy ^w^ oft >_> of ^.^ wate +x3 Given pwivate UwU time ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you yourself +>_< Have >_> of >_> youw ^-^ audience >_< been UwU most free ÚwÚ and bounteous. +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as OwO so 'tis >w< put uWu on uWu me, +And UwU that in uWu way >_> of uWu caution- I >w< must tell you +You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot undewstand yourself OwO so x3 cweawwy +UwU As ^.^ it uWu behouvs my daughter ÚwÚ and >_> youw honyouw. +What :3 is :3 between you? >w< Give me OwO up OwO the :33 twuth. +Oph. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, >_> of ^.^ wate :3 made many >_< tendews +x3 Of his xDD affection ^-^ to >_> me. +ÚwÚ Pow. Affection? >w< Pooh! You speak >_< wike :3 a green girl, +;;w;; Unsifted in such perilous ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +Do you believe his ^.^ tendews, as you caww >w< them? +Oph. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my lord, what I shouwd xDD think, +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, I uWu wiww teach xDD you! :33 Think yourself :3 a baby +:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en ^.^ these >_< tendews uWu fow OwO twue pay, +^w^ Which awe ^.^ nyot UwU stewwing. >_< Tendew yourself ^-^ mowe dearly, +Ow >w< (nyot ^-^ to >_< cwack OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the UwU poow phwase, +Running ^.^ it ;;w;; thus) ^w^ you'ww >w< tendew me :3 a >_> foow. +Oph. UwU My lord, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath importun'd me with love +UwU In honyouwabwe xDD fashion. +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ fashion you ^-^ may caww it. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! +Oph. And ;;w;; hath >w< given countenance ^-^ to his speech, my lord, +x3 With ^w^ awmost >w< aww OwO the holy >_< vows >_> of >_< heaven. +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ spwinges ^-^ to catch UwU woodcocks! I ^-^ do >w< knyow, +When OwO the UwU bwood buwns, how :33 pwodigaw OwO the ^w^ souw +>w< Wends OwO the :33 tongue :33 vows. ^.^ These blazes, >_> daughtew, +UwU Giving ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight than ÚwÚ heat, :3 extinct in uWu both +>_< Even in theiw ;;w;; pwomise, as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a-making, +You >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take uWu fow >w< fiwe. From :3 this UwU time +Be xDD something >_< scantew >_> of >_> youw OwO maiden presence. +ÚwÚ Set >_> youw ;;w;; entweatments at :3 a highew ^.^ wate +>w< Than :3 a xDD command ^-^ to :33 pawwey. >_< Fow Wowd x3 Hamwet, +>_< Bewieve OwO so >w< much in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is young, +And with :3 a wawgew tether ^-^ may ^.^ he ÚwÚ wawk +>w< Than ^-^ may >w< be >w< given you. UwU In few, :3 Ophewia, +Do ^.^ nyot believe his ;;w;; vows; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO bwokews, +:3 Nyot >_> of UwU that ^-^ dye ;;w;; which theiw >w< investments show, +But mere >_< impwowatows >_> of unhowy suits, +Breathing >_< wike ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and UwU pious :3 bawds, +The better ^-^ to >_> beguiwe. :3 This :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ aww: +I would ;;w;; nyot, in ;;w;; pwain terms, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth +>_< Have you OwO so :3 swandew ^-^ any ;;w;; moment :3 weisuwe +UwU As ^-^ to ^w^ give uWu wowds ^w^ ow talk with OwO the Wowd Hamlet. +Wook to't, I chawge you. Come >_> youw xDD ways. +Oph. I uWu shaww uWu obey, my :33 wowd. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +xDD Ewsinyowe. The ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, xDD Howatio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. + +ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ aiw bites ^.^ shwewdwy; ^.^ it :3 is vewy cold. +How. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< nyipping ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO eagew air. +ÚwÚ Ham. What hour ^w^ nyow? +How. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it lacks >_> of twewve. +>w< Maw. No, ^.^ it :3 is struck. +How. :33 Indeed? I heard ^.^ it not. ^w^ It then dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the season +OwO Whewein OwO the spirit held his UwU wont ^-^ to walk. +OwO A flourish >_> of twumpets, ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pieces >w< go UwU off. +What OwO does :3 this >_> mean, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King doth :3 wake ^.^ to-nyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his wouse, +uWu Keeps wassail, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD swagg'wing ^.^ upspwing reels, +And, as ^.^ he drains his >w< dwaughts >_> of ^-^ Whenyish down, +The OwO kettwedwum ÚwÚ and twumpet ;;w;; thus bway >_< out +The ;;w;; twiumph >_> of his ÚwÚ pwedge. +How. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a >w< custom? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU is't; +But ^-^ to my UwU mind, >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ nyative here +And ^-^ to OwO the manner :33 bown, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU custom +Mowe UwU honyouw'd in OwO the :33 bweach than OwO the :33 obsewvance. +:3 This ;;w;; heavy-headed revel ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west +:3 Makes OwO us ÚwÚ twaduc'd ÚwÚ and >_> tax'd >_> of uWu othew x3 nyations; +^.^ They ^w^ cwip OwO us OwO dwunkawds ÚwÚ and with OwO swinyish ^.^ phwase +Soil ^-^ ouw >_> addition; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ it ^-^ takes +From ^-^ ouw x3 achievements, >w< though xDD pewfowm'd at >_> height, +The ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and :33 mawwow >_> of ^-^ ouw attwibute. +^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< chances in pawticuwaw x3 men +That, uWu fow >w< some OwO vicious ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe in ;;w;; them, +UwU As in theiw ÚwÚ biwth,- wherein uWu they awe ^.^ nyot guilty, +x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot OwO choose his owigin,- +By OwO the xDD o'ewgwowth >_> of >w< some :3 compwexion, +Oft breaking ;;w;; down OwO the pawes ÚwÚ and >w< fowts >_> of reason, +Ow uWu by >w< some :33 habit UwU that xDD too >w< much ^.^ o'ewweavens +The fowm >_> of >_> pwausive xDD mannyews, UwU that ^.^ these x3 men +^.^ Cawwying, I ÚwÚ say, OwO the stamp >_> of ^-^ onye >w< defect, +>_> Being nature's x3 wivewy, ^w^ ow >_< fowtunye's >_< staw, +Their viwtues else- >w< be uWu they as ÚwÚ puwe as >w< gwace, +UwU As >_< infinyite as man ^-^ may OwO undewgo- +:33 Shaww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ censuwe UwU take :33 cowwuption +From UwU that pawticuwaw fault. The ^.^ dwam >_> of e'il +^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD substance >_< often >_< dout ÚwÚ To his >_> own scandal. + +x3 Entew xDD Ghost. + +How. Look, my lord, ^.^ it UwU comes! +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Angews ÚwÚ and ^.^ minyistews >_> of OwO gwace ^w^ defend >_< us! +Be :3 thou :3 a spirit >_> of OwO heawth ^w^ ow goblin damn'd, +>_< Bwing with ÚwÚ thee aiws ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ ow blasts ^-^ fwom >_< heww, +Be >w< thy ÚwÚ intents ;;w;; wicked ^w^ ow UwU chawitabwe, +Thou ;;w;; com'st in such :3 a questionable ^-^ shape +:33 That I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to thee. I'll caww ÚwÚ thee x3 Hamwet, +;;w;; King, fathew, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ Danye. :33 O, ÚwÚ answew x3 me? +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ buwst in :33 ignyowance, uWu but tell +UwU Why >w< thy canyonyiz'd OwO bonyes, hearsed in >_< death, +>_< Have ^-^ buwst theiw cewements; x3 why OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe +OwO Whewein ^-^ we ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 quietwy OwO inyuwn'd, +;;w;; Hath UwU op'd his x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and marble x3 jaws +ÚwÚ To UwU cast ÚwÚ thee OwO up again. What ^-^ may :3 this UwU mean +:33 That thou, UwU dead cowse, UwU again in complete steel, +Revisits ;;w;; thus OwO the gwimpses >_> of OwO the ^w^ moon, +:33 Making night ^-^ hideous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we fools >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +^w^ So horridly ^-^ to >_< shake ^-^ ouw ^-^ disposition +x3 With >_> thoughts uWu beyond OwO the >_< weaches >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 souws? +Say, x3 why :3 is uWu this? >w< whewefowe? What shouwd ^-^ we x3 do? +^w^ Ghost ^.^ beckons Hamlet. +How. ^w^ It ^.^ beckons you ^-^ to >w< go away with it, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< some impartment >_> did desiwe +ÚwÚ To you awonye. +>w< Maw. Wook with what courteous >w< action +^w^ It xDD waves you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe wemuvd ground. +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go with ^.^ it! +How. No, uWu by nyo means! +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I follow it. +How. Do ;;w;; nyot, my wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd >w< be OwO the feaw? +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD set my life at :3 a ^.^ pin's fee; +And uWu fow my >_> souw, what can ^.^ it ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU that, +>_> Being :3 a xDD thing immortal as itself? +^w^ It xDD waves me :3 fowth again. I'll follow it. +How. What ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> tempt you towawd OwO the ^.^ fwood, my lord, +Ow ^-^ to OwO the dreadful summit >_> of OwO the x3 cwiff +:33 That beetles o'ew his base OwO into OwO the >_< sea, +And there assume >w< some xDD othew, horrible fowm +^w^ Which UwU might deprive >_> youw sovereignty >_> of reason +And dwaw you OwO into UwU madnyess? :33 Think >_> of it. +The vewy place ^-^ puts xDD toys >_> of ^.^ despewation, +Without ^-^ mowe ;;w;; motive, OwO into every bwain +:33 That looks OwO so many ^.^ fadoms ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea +And ÚwÚ heaws ^.^ it :3 woaw :33 benyeath. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It xDD waves me ^.^ stiww. +uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. +>w< Maw. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Hold x3 off >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! +How. Be x3 wuw'd. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My >w< fate x3 cwies >_< out +And makes OwO each :33 petty artire in :3 this ÚwÚ body +UwU As hawdy as OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean >_< wion's xDD nyewve. +>_< [Ghost xDD beckons.] +OwO Stiww x3 am I caww'd. OwO Unhand uWu me, >_< gentwemen. +By UwU heaven, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ghost >_> of him UwU that UwU wets >_< me!- +I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ away!- uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. +How. ÚwÚ He >_< waxes desperate with xDD imaginyation. +>w< Maw. Let's OwO fowwow. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> him. +How. >_< Have >w< aftew. ÚwÚ To what xDD issue ;;w;; waiw :3 this ^.^ come? +>w< Maw. OwO Something :3 is rotten in OwO the OwO state >_> of x3 Denmawk. +How. xDD Heaven uWu wiww direct it. +>w< Maw. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's follow >_> him. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :3 V. +xDD Ewsinyowe. The Castle. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fowtifications. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; wead x3 me? xDD Speak! I'll >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. +xDD Ghost. >_< Mawk >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww. +xDD Ghost. UwU My hour :3 is ^w^ awmost xDD come, +When I ^-^ to ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and tormenting ^.^ fwames +Must render OwO up ^-^ mysewf. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ ghost! +xDD Ghost. UwU Pity me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but lend >w< thy uWu sewious hearing +ÚwÚ To what I uWu shaww >_> unfowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Speak. I x3 am bound ^-^ to heaw. +xDD Ghost. ^w^ So art :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt heaw. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ What? +xDD Ghost. I x3 am >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ spiwit, +Doom'd uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain term ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk OwO the night, +And uWu fow OwO the :3 day :3 confin'd ^-^ to fast in xDD fiwes, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< cwimes x3 donye in my >_< days >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +uWu Awe buwnt ÚwÚ and purg'd >_> away. But UwU that I x3 am fowbid +ÚwÚ To tell OwO the >_> secwets >_> of my pwison OwO house, +I :33 couwd :3 a xDD tawe ^-^ unfowd uWu whose :33 wightest >_> wowd +Wouwd harrow OwO up >w< thy >_> souw, ^w^ fweeze >w< thy x3 young blood, +UwU Make >w< thy two >_> eyes, >_< wike staws, start ^-^ fwom theiw >_< sphewes, +x3 Thy knyotted ÚwÚ and >_> combinyed wocks ^-^ to UwU pawt, +And OwO each pawticuwaw >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end +;;w;; Wike quiwws x3 upon OwO the fretful :3 powpentinye. +But :3 this eternal UwU bwazon >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be +ÚwÚ To ears >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. xDD Wist, wist, :33 O, list! +>w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew >w< thy dear fathew love- +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God! +xDD Ghost. ^w^ Wevenge his ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw :3 muwthew. +ÚwÚ Ham. Murther? +xDD Ghost. x3 Muwthew UwU most :3 fouw, as in OwO the :33 best ^.^ it >_> is; +But :3 this UwU most :3 fouw, stwange, ÚwÚ and unnatural. +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Haste me ^-^ to UwU knyow't, UwU that OwO I, with x3 wings as swift +UwU As meditation ^w^ ow OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of love, +May ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to my wevenge. +xDD Ghost. I find ÚwÚ thee OwO apt; +And >_< duwwew shouldst :3 thou >w< be than OwO the UwU fat weed +:33 That rots itsewf in >_> ease uWu on >_> Wethe wharf, +Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 stiw in ÚwÚ this. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, heaw. +^.^ 'Tis >w< given >_< out UwU that, sweeping in my owchawd, +OwO A sewpent stung >_> me. ^w^ So OwO the xDD whowe ear >_> of :33 Denmawk +^-^ Is uWu by :3 a forged ^-^ pwocess >_> of my death +Rankly ^-^ abus'd. But >w< knyow, :3 thou x3 nyobwe youth, +The sewpent UwU that >_> did sting >w< thy >_< fathew's life +Nyow weaws his ^w^ cwown. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O my ;;w;; pwophetic UwU souw! +UwU My uncle? +xDD Ghost. >w< Ay, UwU that incestuous, UwU that :33 aduwtewate >_> beast, +x3 With OwO witchcwaft >_> of his wit, with twaitowous ^.^ gifts- +:3 O ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gifts, UwU that ^.^ have OwO the power +^w^ So ^-^ to :3 seduce!- xDD won ^-^ to his shameful wust +The uWu wiww >_> of my UwU most UwU seeming-viwtuous >w< queen. +:3 O x3 Hamwet, what :3 a fawwing-off ÚwÚ was there, +From uWu me, uWu whose love ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that >w< dignyity +:33 That ^.^ it went hand in hand x3 even with OwO the x3 vow +I :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew in mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to decline +:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose :3 nyatuwaw x3 gifts ;;w;; wewe UwU poow +ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye! +But uWu viwtue, as ^.^ it never uWu wiww >w< be mov'd, +^-^ Though lewdness couwt ^.^ it in :3 a ^-^ shape >_> of UwU heaven, +^w^ So >w< wust, >w< though ^-^ to :3 a radiant :3 angew OwO wink'd, +uWu Wiww :3 sate itsewf in :3 a celestial bed +And uWu pwey uWu on garbage. +But ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I scent OwO the xDD mownying air. +ÚwÚ Bwief let me UwU be. >w< Sweeping within my owchawd, +UwU My UwU custom :33 awways >_> of OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, +:3 Upon my secure hour >w< thy uncwe OwO stowe, +x3 With x3 juice >_> of x3 cuwsed ^-^ hebonya in :3 a UwU viaw, +And in OwO the >_> powches >_> of my ears >_> did pouw +The ÚwÚ wepewous xDD distiwment; uWu whose :33 effect +uWu Howds such OwO an :33 enmity with UwU bwood >_> of man +:33 That swift as quicksiwveww ^.^ it courses OwO thwough +The :3 nyatuwaw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and alleys >_> of OwO the body, +And with :3 a ^w^ sudden vigouw ^.^ it doth ^w^ posset +And cuwd, >_< wike OwO eagew :3 dwoppings OwO into milk, +The xDD thin ÚwÚ and >_> whowesome bwood. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ it mine; +And :3 a UwU most x3 instant uWu tettew ÚwÚ bawk'd >w< about, +uWu Most >_> wazaw-wike, with :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome crust +^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ body. +ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ was OwO I, >_> sweeping, uWu by :3 a >_< bwothew's hand +x3 Of xDD wife, >_> of UwU cwown, >_> of queen, at UwU once ^-^ dispatch'd; +xDD Cut x3 off x3 even in OwO the blossoms >_> of my uWu sin, +x3 Unhous'wed, :33 disappointed, unanel'd, +:3 Nyo >_< weckonying made, uWu but x3 sent ^-^ to my >_< account +x3 With >w< aww my impewfections uWu on my head. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu howwibwe! :33 O, uWu howwibwe! UwU most uWu howwibwe! +xDD Ghost. >w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ nyatuwe in ^.^ thee, bear ^.^ it not. +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 woyaw bed >_> of :33 Denmawk >w< be +OwO A ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; wuxuwy ÚwÚ and damned ;;w;; incest. +But, >_< howsoevew :3 thou >_< puwsuest :3 this ^-^ act, +Taint ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mind, :3 nyow let >w< thy ^w^ souw contrive +uWu Against >w< thy mothew ^.^ aught. Weave xDD hew ^-^ to UwU heaven, +And ^-^ to x3 those thorns UwU that in xDD hew uWu bosom lodge +ÚwÚ To :3 pwick ÚwÚ and sting :3 hew. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww at ^-^ once. +The ^.^ gwowwowm >w< shows OwO the matin ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw +And :3 gins ^-^ to OwO pawe his unyeffectuaw >w< fiwe. +Adieu, OwO adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew >_> me. UwU Exit. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >w< aww you host >_> of uWu heaven! :3 O earth! What xDD ewse? +And uWu shaww I x3 coupwe xDD heww? ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, my >_< heawt! +And you, my sinews, gwow ^.^ nyot x3 instant >_> owd, +But bear me xDD stiffwy :33 up. Wemembew OwO thee? +>w< Ay, :3 thou UwU poow ^.^ ghost, >_< whiwe memowy howds :3 a x3 seat +UwU In :3 this ^.^ distwacted ^-^ gwobe. Wemembew OwO thee? +xDD Yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ tabwe >_> of my memowy +I'll wipe away >w< aww twiviaw OwO fond records, +^-^ Aww >w< saws >_> of ^-^ books, >w< aww forms, >w< aww pressures ÚwÚ past +:33 That xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_< obsewvation copied there, +And >w< thy ^.^ commandment >w< aww :3 awonye uWu shaww live +xDD Within OwO the book ÚwÚ and vowume >_> of my ^-^ bwain, +^.^ Unmix'd with baser OwO mattew. x3 Yes, uWu by uWu heaven! +:3 O UwU most pernicious woman! +:3 O viwwain, viwwain, smiling, damned viwwain! +UwU My UwU tabwes! UwU Meet ^.^ it :3 is I xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down +:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ may >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a villain; +^.^ At :33 weast I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so in x3 Denmawk. [Wwites.] +UwU So, uncwe, there you >_> awe. Nyow ^-^ to my uWu wowd: +^w^ It :3 is 'Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew ;;w;; me.' +I ^.^ have uWu swown't. +How. (within) UwU My lord, my wowd! + +x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. + +>w< Maw. Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! +How. xDD Heaven secure :3 him! +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< be ^.^ it! +>w< Maw. Iwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, my wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Hiwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, :33 boy! ^w^ Come, bird, come. +>w< Maw. OwO How :33 is't, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? +How. What UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? +>w< Maw. :33 O, wondewfuw! +How. Good my lord, tell it. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, you uWu wiww >w< weveaw it. +How. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, uWu by uWu heaven! +>w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How uWu say you ^.^ then? Wouwd OwO heawt >_> of man UwU once ÚwÚ think it? +But ^w^ you'ww >w< be secret? +Both. >w< Ay, uWu by UwU heaven, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. There's neer :3 a villain dwelling in >w< aww :33 Denmawk +But :33 he's OwO an :33 awwant knave. +How. Thewe ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^.^ ghost, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the grave +ÚwÚ To tell OwO us ÚwÚ this. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, OwO wight! You awe in OwO the OwO wight! +And so, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ciwcumstance at aww, +I howd ^.^ it x3 fit UwU that ^-^ we >_< shake ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and part; +:3 You, as >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desires uWu shaww point you, +>_< Fow every man ;;w;; hath ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desiwe, +Such as ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my >_> own UwU poow UwU pawt, +Wook you, I'll >w< go ^-^ pway. +How. ^.^ These awe uWu but wiwd ÚwÚ and UwU whiwwing x3 wowds, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu they offend you, ;;w;; heawtiwy; +x3 Yes, :33 faith, ^w^ heawtiwy. +How. There's nyo offence, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Patrick, uWu but there ;;w;; is, xDD Howatio, +And >w< much OwO offence ^w^ too. xDD Touching :3 this >w< vision ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ ghost, UwU that let me tell you. +>_< Fow >_> youw desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow what :3 is :3 between >w< us, +O'ermaster't as you OwO may. And nyow, good fwiends, +UwU As you awe fwiends, x3 schowaws, ÚwÚ and soldiers, +>w< Give me ^-^ onye UwU poow request. +How. What :33 is't, my UwU wowd? We uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make OwO knyown what you ^.^ have uWu seen to-nyight. +Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :33 sweaw't. +How. UwU In :33 faith, +UwU My lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. +>w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my wowd- in ;;w;; faith. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon my ^w^ swowd. +>w< Maw. We ^.^ have >_> swown, my lord, awweady. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, :3 indeed. + +^w^ Ghost x3 cwies uWu undew OwO the stage. + +xDD Ghost. ^-^ Sweaw. +ÚwÚ Ham. Aha OwO boy, xDD say'st :3 thou so? Awt :3 thou there, twuepenny? +Come :33 on! You hear :3 this :3 fewwow in OwO the cellarage. +uWu Consent ^-^ to uWu sweaw. +How. Propose OwO the ^-^ oath, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have xDD seen. +OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. +xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Hic xDD et ^w^ ubique? ;;w;; Then ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw ground. +Come hithew, gentlemen, +And uWu way >_> youw ^.^ hands UwU again x3 upon my ^w^ swowd. +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have uWu heawd: +OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. +xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] OwO Sweaw uWu by his ^w^ swowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ;;w;; mowe! OwO Canst wowk >w< i' th' :3 eawth OwO so ^w^ fast? +OwO A >w< wowthy pionyew! >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO wemuv, good friends." +How. :3 O :3 day ÚwÚ and night, uWu but :3 this :3 is :3 wondwous stwange! +ÚwÚ Ham. And OwO thewefowe as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^w^ give ^.^ it welcome. +Thewe awe ^-^ mowe >w< things in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, xDD Howatio, +>w< Than awe dreamt >_> of in >_> youw ^w^ phiwosophy. +But x3 come! +Here, as OwO befowe, OwO nyevew, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< mewcy, +OwO How ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ow uWu odd ÚwÚ soe'ew I bear ^-^ mysewf +UwU (As I UwU pewchance heweaftew uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ meet +ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO an antic ^-^ disposition OwO on), +:33 That you, at such xDD times >_< seeing uWu me, never ^-^ shaww, +x3 With ÚwÚ awms encumb'red thus, ^w^ ow :3 this :33 head-shake, +Ow uWu by pronouncing >_> of >w< some doubtfuw phwase, +UwU As 'Weww, well, ^-^ we know,' ^w^ ow x3 'We UwU couwd, OwO an ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> wouwd,' +Ow OwO 'If ^-^ we list ^-^ to xDD speak,' ^w^ ow >w< 'Thewe ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >_> might,' +Ow such ^-^ ambiguous giving out, ^-^ to ^-^ nyote +:33 That you xDD knyow >w< aught >_> of :3 me- :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, +^w^ So OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at >_> youw UwU most :3 nyeed ^w^ hewp you, +^-^ Sweaw. +xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. +^.^ [They swear.] +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO West, rest, xDD pewtuwbed spirit! UwU So, gentlemen, +x3 With >w< aww my love I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO you; +And what OwO so UwU poow :3 a man as Hamlet :3 is +May ^-^ do x3 t' express his love ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwiending ^-^ to you, +:3 God willing, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go in >_< togethew; +And still >_> youw fingers uWu on >_> youw wips, I ^-^ pway. +The UwU time :3 is >_< out >_> of :3 joint. :3 O x3 cuwsed ^-^ spite +:33 That >w< evew I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it OwO wight! +;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Act >_> II. Scene :3 I. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. + +x3 Entew :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and OwO Weynyawdo. + +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give him :3 this money ÚwÚ and ^.^ these uWu nyotes, OwO Weynyawdo. +:3 Wey. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. You uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawveww's ^w^ wisewy, good ^.^ Weynyawdo, +Before You >w< visit ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< inquiwe +x3 Of his behaviouw. +:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I >_> did intend it. +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww said, vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, +^-^ Enquiwe me ^.^ fiwst what ^w^ Danskews awe in >_> Pawis; +And ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 who, what means, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they ^-^ keep, +What ^.^ company, at what x3 expense; ÚwÚ and >_< finding +By :3 this :33 encompassment ÚwÚ and drift >_> of xDD question +:33 That uWu they ^-^ do xDD knyow my UwU son, come you ^-^ mowe nearer +>w< Than >_> youw pawticuwaw demands uWu wiww ^.^ touch it. +;;w;; Take you, as >_> 'twewe, >w< some distant knowledge >_> of him; +UwU As thus, OwO 'I xDD knyow his fathew ÚwÚ and his fwiends, +And in part :33 him.' Do you mark this, ;;w;; Weynyawdo? +:3 Wey. >w< Ay, vewy well, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; 'And in part ^w^ him, but,' you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :33 'nyot :33 weww. +But ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ he I >_> mean, :33 he's vewy wiwd +Addicted OwO so ÚwÚ and so'; ÚwÚ and there >w< put uWu on him +What :33 fowgewies you pwease; >w< mawwy, UwU nyonye OwO so :3 wank +UwU As ^-^ may ^-^ dishonyouw x3 him- UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of UwU that; +But, ;;w;; siw, such UwU wanton, wild, ÚwÚ and >_< usuaw uWu swips +UwU As awe companyions nyoted ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO knyown +ÚwÚ To xDD youth ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. +:3 Wey. UwU As gaming, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwinking, fencing, swearing, UwU quawwewwing, +Dwabbing. You ^-^ may >w< go OwO so ;;w;; faw. +:3 Wey. UwU My lord, UwU that would ^-^ dishonyouw >_> him. +ÚwÚ Pow. OwO Faith, no, as you ^-^ may season ^.^ it in OwO the :33 chawge. +You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< put another OwO scandaw uWu on ^w^ him, +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is open ^-^ to :3 incontinyency. +^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my meaning. But bweathe his faults OwO so quaintwy +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem OwO the >_> taints >_> of wibewty, +The flash ÚwÚ and OwO outbweak >_> of :3 a :33 fiewy UwU mind, +OwO A x3 savagenyess in unreclaimed blood, +x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw assauwt. +:3 Wey. But, my good wowd- +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you ^-^ do uWu this? +:3 Wey. >w< Ay, my lord, +I would xDD knyow ;;w;; that. +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my ;;w;; dwift, +And I believe ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fetch >_> of wawwant. +You x3 waying ^.^ these ^w^ swight suwwies uWu on my :3 son +UwU As 'twere :3 a xDD thing :3 a wittwe >_> soiw'd >w< i' th' >_> wowking, +>_< Mawk you, +Your party in ÚwÚ convewse, him you would ^w^ sound, +Having >w< evew uWu seen in OwO the prenominate >w< cwimes +The xDD youth you bweathe >_> of guilty, >w< be assur'd +ÚwÚ He cwoses with you in :3 this x3 consequence: +'Good ^-^ siw,' ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow :3 'fwiend,' ^w^ ow >_< 'gentweman'- +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ phwase ^w^ ow OwO the >w< addition +x3 Of man ÚwÚ and uWu countwy- +:3 Wey. Very uWu good, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. And then, ;;w;; siw, OwO does UwU 'a this- UwU 'a ^-^ does- What ÚwÚ was I about ^-^ to ^w^ say? +By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu say something! :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? +:3 Wey. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ^w^ consequence,' at :33 'fwiend ^w^ ow OwO so,' ÚwÚ and +gentweman.' +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ;;w;; consequence'- >w< Ay, marry! +ÚwÚ He cwoses ^.^ thus: OwO 'I xDD knyow OwO the gentleman. +I ^-^ saw him x3 yestewday, ^w^ ow x3 t'othew day, +Ow then, ^w^ ow then, with such ^w^ ow ;;w;; such; :3 and, as you ÚwÚ say, +Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU 'a gaming; there >w< o'ewtook :33 in's rouse; +Thewe fawwing >_< out at OwO tennyis'; ^w^ ow UwU pewchance, +OwO 'I ^-^ saw him ÚwÚ entew such :3 a house >_> of UwU sawe,' +Videlicet, :3 a :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow OwO so fowth. +^w^ See you >w< nyow- +Your :33 bait >_> of :3 fawsehood ^-^ takes :3 this xDD cawp >_> of OwO twuth; +And ;;w;; thus ^-^ do ^-^ we >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ weach, +x3 With windwasses ÚwÚ and with UwU assays >_> of ^w^ bias, +By ÚwÚ indiwections find directions >_< out. +UwU So, uWu by my fowmew >_< wectuwe ÚwÚ and >_< advice, +:33 Shaww you my :33 son. You ^.^ have uWu me, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot +:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I have. +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 God OwO b' wi' >_< ye, fare ye well! +:3 Wey. Good my wowd! [Going.] +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Obsewve his UwU incwinyation in OwO youwsewf. +:3 Wey. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. And let him xDD pwy his UwU music. +:3 Wey. Weww, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Faweweww! +Exit OwO Weynyawdo. + +x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. + +OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? What's OwO the matter? +Oph. :3 O my lord, my lord, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so affrighted! +ÚwÚ Pow. x3 With what, >w< i' th' name >_> of :3 God I +Oph. UwU My lord, as I ÚwÚ was sewing in my ;;w;; cwoset, +Wowd x3 Hamwet, with his ÚwÚ doubwet >w< aww unbrac'd, +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ hat x3 upon his uWu head, his >_< stockings fouw'd, +>w< Ungawt'wed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down-gyved ^-^ to his ankwe; +Pale as his ÚwÚ shiwt, his knyees OwO knyocking OwO each xDD othew, +And with :3 a ÚwÚ wook OwO so >w< piteous in purport +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been loosed >_< out >_> of heww +ÚwÚ To speak >_> of OwO howwows- ^.^ he comes before >_> me. +ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Mad uWu fow >w< thy love? +Oph. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, +But ^.^ twuwy I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. +ÚwÚ Pow. What ^w^ said x3 he? +Oph. ÚwÚ He took me uWu by OwO the ^-^ wwist ÚwÚ and held me >_> hawd; +;;w;; Then :33 goes ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the wength >_> of >w< aww his arm, +And, with his uWu othew hand ;;w;; thus o'ew his brow, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^-^ to such perusal >_> of my ;;w;; face +UwU As ^.^ he would dwaw it. Wong :33 stay'd ^.^ he ÚwÚ so. +^.^ At ^w^ wast, :3 a wittwe uWu shaking >_> of >_< minye arm, +And ÚwÚ thwice his head ;;w;; thus waving OwO up ÚwÚ and down, +ÚwÚ He rais'd :3 a sigh OwO so >w< piteous ÚwÚ and :3 pwofound +UwU As ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to shattew >w< aww his ÚwÚ buwk +And ^-^ end his being. :33 That >_< donye, ^.^ he UwU wets me ÚwÚ go, +And with his head xDD uvw his shouwdew tuwn'd +ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd ^-^ to find his uWu way ^-^ without his >_> eyes, +>_< Fow >_< out o' :33 doows ^.^ he went ^-^ without theiw ^w^ hewp +And ^-^ to OwO the last uWu bended theiw ^.^ wight uWu on >_> me. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. +:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ecstasy >_> of love, +uWu Whose viowent property fordoes itsewf +And weads OwO the uWu wiww ^-^ to desperate ;;w;; undewtakings +UwU As ^w^ oft as ^-^ any passion uWu undew >w< heaven +:33 That OwO does affwict ^-^ ouw nyatuwes. I x3 am >w< sowwy. +>_> What, ^.^ have you >w< given him ^-^ any ^-^ hawd uWu wowds >_> of OwO wate? +Oph. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ;;w;; but, as you >_> did ^.^ command, +I >_> did uWu wepew his letters ÚwÚ and ;;w;; denyied +His access ^-^ to >_> me. +ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That ;;w;; hath :3 made him ^w^ mad. +I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with better ^w^ heed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment +I xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; quoted >_> him. I >_< feaw'd ^.^ he >_> did uWu but twifwe +And meant ^-^ to wrack thee; uWu but OwO beshwew my jealousy! +By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is as pwopew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 age +ÚwÚ To UwU cast uWu beyond uWu ouwsewves in ^-^ ouw opinyions +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ common uWu fow OwO the ^.^ youngew sort +ÚwÚ To wack discretion. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the King. +:3 This >w< must >w< be >_> knyown; which, being ^-^ kept OwO cwose, UwU might move +Mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to hide than UwU hate ^-^ to xDD uttew wuv. +x3 Come. +OwO Exeunt. + +Scene >_> II. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, ;;w;; cum ^w^ awiis. + +King. Wewcome, dear x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. +>w< Moweuvw UwU that ^-^ we >w< much >_> did wong ^-^ to UwU see you, +The :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; use you >_> did >_< pwovoke +Our ^-^ hasty UwU sending. OwO Something ^.^ have you heard +x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu twansfowmation. ^w^ So I caww it, +;;w;; Sith :3 nyow th' ^.^ extewiow :3 nyow OwO the >_< inwawd man +uWu Wesembwes UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. What ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, +Mowe than his >_< fathew's >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath >w< put him +^w^ So >w< much ^-^ fwom th' understanding >_> of himself, +I cannyot ^-^ dweam >_> of. I entweat you uWu both +That, being >_> of OwO so x3 young cways ^w^ bwought OwO up with ^w^ him, +And >_< since OwO so neighbour'd ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and xDD haviouw, +:33 That you OwO vouchsafe >_> youw west here in ^-^ ouw couwt +uWu Some wittwe time; OwO so uWu by >_> youw ^w^ companyies +ÚwÚ To dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to pleasures, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 gathew +^w^ So >w< much as ^-^ fwom >w< occasion you ^-^ may xDD gwean, +:3 Whethew >w< aught ^-^ to OwO us uWu unknyown :33 affwicts him ;;w;; thus +That, :3 open'd, :3 wies within ^-^ ouw wemedy. +Queen. Good gentlemen, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< much >w< tawk'd >_> of you, +And ^w^ suwe I x3 am two x3 men there awe ^.^ nyot :3 wiving +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ mowe adhewes. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you +ÚwÚ To show OwO us OwO so >w< much ^w^ gentwy ÚwÚ and good uWu wiww +UwU As ^-^ to xDD expend >_> youw UwU time with OwO us :3 awhiwe +>_< Fow OwO the :3 suppwy ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of ^-^ ouw hope, +Your visitation uWu shaww weceive such ^w^ thanks +UwU As ^-^ fits :3 a :3 king's remembrance. +^-^ Wos. Both >_> youw uWu Majesties +^-^ Might, uWu by OwO the x3 suvweign power you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, +x3 Put >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ mowe OwO into xDD command +>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ entweaty. +Guiw. But ^-^ we uWu both uWu obey, +And here ^w^ give OwO up >w< ouwsewves, in OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ bent, +ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ ouw service ^-^ fweewy at >_> youw OwO feet, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ commanded. +King. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and gentwe ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. +Queen. ÚwÚ Thanks, Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and gentwe ^-^ Wosencwantz. +And I uWu beseech you OwO instantwy ^-^ to >w< visit +UwU My xDD too >w< much >_< changed son.- Go, >w< some >_> of you, +And bwing ^.^ these gentlemen xDD whewe Hamlet is. +Guiw. Heavens ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pwactices +>_> Pweasant ÚwÚ and UwU hewpfuw ^-^ to :3 him! +Queen. >w< Ay, OwO amen! +>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, [with >w< some +Attendants]. + +x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. + +ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ Th' ambassadors ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, my good lord, +uWu Awe joyfuwwy ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +King. Thou still x3 hast >_< been OwO the fathew >_> of good news. +ÚwÚ Pow. >_< Have OwO I, my UwU wowd? ;;w;; Assuwe you, my good UwU wiege, +I howd my >_> duty as I howd my >_> souw, +Both ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious king; +And I ^-^ do ^w^ think- ^w^ ow ewse :3 this bwain >_> of >_< minye +:3 Hunts ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ twaiw >_> of powicy OwO so ^w^ suwe +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 us'd ^-^ to :33 do- UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; found +The vewy cause >_> of UwU Hamwet's >_> wunyacy. +King. :33 O, speak >_> of >w< that! :33 That ^-^ do I wong ^-^ to heaw. +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give ^.^ fiwst admittance ^-^ to th' x3 ambassadows. +UwU My UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< be OwO the fwuit ^-^ to UwU that gweat ^-^ feast. +King. :33 Thysewf ^-^ do OwO gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and bwing them in. +xDD [Exit Powonyius.] +ÚwÚ He uWu tewws uWu me, my dear >_< Gewtwude, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found +The head ÚwÚ and souwce >_> of >w< aww >_> youw son's ÚwÚ distempew. +Queen. I x3 doubt ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the :33 main, +His >_< fathew's death ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw o'ewhasty marriage. +King. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww sift >_> him. + +x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, uWu Vowtemand, ÚwÚ and Cornelius. + +Wewcome, my good >_< fwiends. +Say, uWu Vowtemand, what ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw bwothew Nyowway? +UwU Vowt. uWu Most fair xDD wetuwn >_> of UwU gweetings ÚwÚ and desiwes. +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 fiwst, ^.^ he x3 sent >_< out ^-^ to suppwess +His nyephew's levies; ;;w;; which ^-^ to him appeaw'd +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a pwepawation >w< 'gainst OwO the Polack, +But better ^.^ wook'd UwU into, ^.^ he ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; found +^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 against >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ;;w;; wheweat griev'd, +:33 That OwO so his sicknyess, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and impotence +>_> Was falsely ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, >_> sends >_< out awwests +uWu On ^w^ Fowtinbwas; ;;w;; which >_< he, in brief, ^-^ obeys, +:3 Weceives webuke ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, :3 and, in fine, +:3 Makes x3 vow before his uncwe never ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give th' >w< assay >_> of ÚwÚ awms x3 against >_> youw Majesty. +uWu Wheweon ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, overcome with joy, +Gives him three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns in annual >_< fee +And his :33 commission ^-^ to x3 empwoy x3 those soldiers, +^w^ So ;;w;; wevied as OwO befowe, x3 against OwO the >_> Powack; +x3 With OwO an uWu entweaty, hewein further UwU shown, +^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] +:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> quiet xDD pass +^.^ Thwough >_> youw UwU dominyions uWu fow :3 this OwO entewpwise, +uWu On such wegawds >_> of >_> safety ÚwÚ and allowance +UwU As :3 thewein awe xDD set down. +King. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; +And at ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe consider'd UwU time ^w^ we'ww ^.^ wead, +xDD Answew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this :33 businyess. +OwO Meantime ^-^ we :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :3 weww-took xDD wabouw. +uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw west; at night ^w^ we'ww feast >w< togethew. +uWu Most ^-^ wewcome x3 home! >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Ambassadows. +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This ^-^ businyess :3 is ;;w;; weww OwO ended. +UwU My UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and UwU madam, ^-^ to expostuwate +What majesty shouwd ^.^ be, what >_> duty ;;w;; is, +UwU Why :3 day :3 is day, night :3 is night, ÚwÚ and UwU time :3 is xDD time. +Were nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ waste night, day, ÚwÚ and xDD time. +:33 Thewefowe, >_< since >_> bwevity :3 is OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wit, +And tediousness OwO the wimbs ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fwouwishes, +I uWu wiww >w< be brief. Your x3 nyobwe :3 son :3 is ^w^ mad. +>_> Mad caww I xDD it; for, ^-^ to OwO definye OwO twue UwU madnyess, +What :3 is't uWu but ^-^ to >w< be nyothing ewse uWu but >_> mad? +But let UwU that ^.^ go. +Queen. Mowe matter, with less awt. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Madam, I uWu sweaw I ;;w;; use nyo art at all. +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: 'tis OwO twue 'tis :3 pity; +And ^-^ pity 'tis 'tis true. OwO A foowish figure! +But faweweww it, uWu fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; use nyo awt. +>_> Mad let OwO us gwant him xDD then. And :3 nyow remains +:33 That ^-^ we find >_< out OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^-^ effect- +Ow wathew ÚwÚ say, OwO the cause >_> of :3 this >w< defect, +>_< Fow :3 this :33 effect ^-^ defective comes uWu by ^.^ cause. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it remains, ÚwÚ and OwO the remainder OwO thus. +x3 Pewpend. +I ^.^ have :3 a daughter (have >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ minye), +OwO Who in xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ obedience, ^-^ mawk, +;;w;; Hath >w< given me ÚwÚ this. Nyow gather, ÚwÚ and OwO suwmise. +^-^ [Weads] OwO the letter. +xDD 'To OwO the cewestiaw, ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's ^.^ idow, OwO the UwU most :33 beautified +>_> Ophewia,'- + +^.^ That's OwO an i-iww phwase, :3 a :3 viwe >_< phwase; ^-^ 'beautified' :3 is :3 a :3 viwe +UwU phwase. +But you uWu shaww heaw. OwO Thus: +[Reads.] +x3 'In xDD hew excellent >_> white ^.^ bosom, :33 these, xDD &c.' +Queen. Came :3 this ^-^ fwom Hamlet ^-^ to uWu hew? +ÚwÚ Pow. Good UwU madam, stay >_> awhiwe. I uWu wiww >w< be faithful. [Reads.] + +'Doubt :3 thou OwO the x3 staws awe uWu fiwe; +Doubt UwU that OwO the >_< sun doth muv; +Doubt >w< twuth ^-^ to >w< be :3 a liar; +But never x3 doubt I wuv. +'O dear :3 Ophewia, I x3 am i-iww at ^.^ these >_> nyumbews; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot art ^-^ to +reckon my groans; uWu but UwU that I love ÚwÚ thee best, :3 O UwU most best, believe +it. OwO Adieu. +>_> 'Thinye evermore, UwU most dear >w< wady, UwU whiwst :3 this ^.^ machinye :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ him, +xDD HAMWET.' + +This, in ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; hath my daughter shown me; +And ^-^ mowe ^.^ abuv, ;;w;; hath his ^w^ sowicitings, +UwU As uWu they feww >_< out uWu by UwU time, uWu by means, ÚwÚ and place, +^-^ Aww >w< given ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. +King. But how ;;w;; hath ^.^ she +:3 Weceiv'd his love? +ÚwÚ Pow. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 me? +King. UwU As >_> of :3 a man xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and honourable. +ÚwÚ Pow. I would fain ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. But what UwU might you xDD think, +When I xDD had uWu seen :3 this ^.^ hot love uWu on OwO the x3 wing +UwU (As I perceiv'd it, I >w< must tell you UwU that, +Before my daughter told uWu me), what UwU might you, +Ow my dear uWu Majesty >_> youw queen ;;w;; hewe, xDD think, +>w< If I xDD had >_> pway'd OwO the uWu desk ^w^ ow ^-^ tabwe book, +Ow >w< given my OwO heawt :3 a >w< winking, ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and ^w^ dumb, +Ow ^.^ wook'd x3 upon :3 this love with :33 idwe >w< sight? +What UwU might you think? No, I went x3 wound ^-^ to wowk +And my x3 young ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; thus I >_> did >_< bespeak: +>_> 'Wowd Hamlet :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, >_< out >_> of >w< thy staw. +:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 be.' And then I pwescwipts >_> gave UwU hew, +:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ wock x3 hewsewf ^-^ fwom his resort, +>_< Admit nyo :33 messengews, weceive nyo tokens. +^w^ Which >_< donye, ^.^ she took OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of my >_< advice, +And >_< he, ;;w;; wepuwsed, :3 a ^-^ showt xDD tawe ^-^ to >_> make, +x3 Feww OwO into :3 a uWu sadnyess, then OwO into :3 a :3 fast, +ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a xDD watch, ^.^ thence OwO into :3 a weakness, +ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a lightness, :3 and, uWu by :3 this declension, +x3 Into OwO the UwU madnyess wherein :3 nyow ^.^ he xDD waves, +And >w< aww ^-^ we mourn OwO fow. +King. Do you ÚwÚ think 'tis uWu this? +Queen. ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, vewy like. +ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Hath there >_< been such :3 a x3 time- I would fain xDD knyow that- +:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ Positivewy ^w^ said ^-^ ''Tis OwO so,' +When ^.^ it ^w^ pwov'd ^w^ othewwise.? +King. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. +ÚwÚ Pow. [points ^-^ to his head ÚwÚ and shouwdew] ;;w;; Take :3 this ^-^ fwom this, ^-^ if :3 this +>w< be uWu othewwise. +>w< If UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; wead uWu me, I uWu wiww find +:3 Whewe >w< twuth :3 is ;;w;; hid, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe hid >_< indeed +xDD Within OwO the UwU centwe. +King. OwO How ^-^ may ^-^ we twy ^.^ it :33 fuwthew? +ÚwÚ Pow. You xDD knyow ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he walks ;;w;; fouw ^w^ houws >_> togethew +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the xDD wobby. +Queen. ^w^ So ^.^ he OwO does :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At such :3 a UwU time I'll loose my daughter ^-^ to >_> him. +Be you ÚwÚ and I >_> behind OwO an awwas xDD then. +>_< Mawk OwO the encounter. >w< If ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, +And ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom his reason OwO faww'n UwU theweon +>_> Wet me >w< be nyo x3 assistant uWu fow :3 a state, +But ^-^ keep :3 a ^.^ fawm ÚwÚ and :3 cawtews. +King. We uWu wiww twy it. + +x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, reading uWu on :3 a uWu book. + +Queen. But ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :3 sadwy OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch comes OwO weading. +ÚwÚ Pow. Away, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, uWu both away +I'll board him >_> pwesentwy. :33 O, ^w^ give me weave. +>_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, [with Attendants]. +OwO How OwO does my good Wowd UwU Hamwet? +ÚwÚ Ham. Weww, UwU God-a-mewcy. +ÚwÚ Pow. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. Excellent :33 weww. You awe :3 a fishmongew. +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then I would you ;;w;; wewe OwO so >w< honyest :3 a xDD man. +ÚwÚ Pow. Honest, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, sir. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ honyest, as :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye man +pick'd >_< out >_> of >w< ten UwU thousand. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's vewy true, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the >_< sun breed xDD maggots in :3 a UwU dead dog, being :3 a god +kissing UwU cawwion- >_< Have you :3 a ^.^ daughtew? +ÚwÚ Pow. I x3 have, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk >w< i' th' OwO sun. :33 Conception :3 is :3 a OwO bwessing, uWu but ^.^ nyot +as >_> youw daughter ^-^ may conceive. Friend, ÚwÚ wook to't. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO How uWu say you uWu by ÚwÚ that? OwO Stiww harping uWu on my daughter. >_> Yet +^.^ he knew me ^.^ nyot at >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said I ÚwÚ was :3 a fishmongew. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 faw +gone, :3 faw uWu gonye! And ^.^ twuwy in my xDD youth I xDD suff'wed >w< much >_> extwemity +uWu fow love- vewy ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ this. I'll speak ^-^ to him ^-^ again.- What ^-^ do you +^.^ wead, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, wowds. +ÚwÚ Pow. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Between UwU who? +ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> mean, OwO the matter UwU that you ^.^ wead, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Swandews, siw; uWu fow OwO the OwO satiwicaw wogue :33 says here UwU that ^.^ owd x3 men +^.^ have :3 gwey ^.^ beawds; UwU that theiw faces awe ;;w;; wwinkwed; theiw eyes +purging OwO thick amber ÚwÚ and pwum-twee x3 gum; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 a +plentiful wack >_> of wit, >_> togethew with UwU most uWu weak hams. ^-^ Aww which, +;;w;; siw, >w< though I UwU most x3 powewfuwwy ÚwÚ and potently >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I howd ^.^ it +^.^ nyot xDD honyesty ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus xDD set ;;w;; down; uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, +shouwd >w< be ^.^ owd as I x3 am ^.^ if, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cwab, you :33 couwd >w< go backwawd. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] ^-^ Though :3 this >w< be UwU madnyess, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a >_> method :3 in't.- +uWu Wiww You ÚwÚ wawk >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Into my grave? +ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU that :3 is >_< out o' th' air. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How pregnant ^.^ sometimes +his x3 wepwies OwO awe! :3 a >w< happinyess UwU that >_< often UwU madnyess :3 hits OwO on, ;;w;; which +reason ÚwÚ and ^w^ sanyity :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ pwospewouswy >w< be UwU dewivewed >_> of. I +uWu wiww xDD weave him ÚwÚ and :33 suddenwy contrive OwO the :3 means >_> of meeting :3 between +him ÚwÚ and my daughter.- UwU My honyouwabwe lord, I uWu wiww UwU most humbly UwU take +my xDD weave >_> of you. +ÚwÚ Ham. You :33 cannyot, ;;w;; siw, UwU take ^-^ fwom me ^w^ anything UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ mowe +willingly part withal- ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my +xDD wife, + +x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +ÚwÚ Pow. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ These >w< tedious ^.^ owd fools! +ÚwÚ Pow. You >w< go ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the Wowd Hamlet. Thewe ^.^ he is. +^-^ Wos. [to >w< Powonyius] :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! +Exit x3 [Powonyius]. +Guiw. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! +^-^ Wos. UwU My UwU most dear wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My excellent good x3 fwiends! OwO How OwO dost thou, ^w^ Guiwdenstewn? xDD Ah, +:33 Wosencwantz! Good xDD wads, how ^-^ do ye x3 both? +^-^ Wos. UwU As OwO the indifferent chiwdwen >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. +Guiw. x3 Happy in UwU that ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot over-happy. +uWu On Fowtunye's ÚwÚ cap ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy button. +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow OwO the >_> sowes >_> of xDD hew xDD shoe? +^-^ Wos. Neither, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then you live about xDD hew x3 waist, ^w^ ow in OwO the middwe >_> of xDD hew +OwO favouws? +Guiw. OwO Faith, xDD hew ^.^ pwivates uWu we. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In OwO the >w< secwet pawts >_> of Fowtunye? O! UwU most :3 twue! ^.^ she :3 is :3 a +xDD stwumpet. What UwU nyews ? +^-^ Wos. None, my lord, uWu but UwU that OwO the world's UwU gwown :33 honyest. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then :3 is :3 doomsday nyeaw! But >_> youw UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot true. >_> Wet me +xDD question ^-^ mowe in pawticuwaw. What ^.^ have you, my good fwiends, +>w< desewved at OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of >_> Fowtunye UwU that ^.^ she >_> sends you ^-^ to pwison +^w^ hithew? +Guiw. xDD Pwison, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. Denmark's :3 a prison. +^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ onye. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy UwU onye; in ;;w;; which there awe many ÚwÚ confinyes, x3 wawds, ÚwÚ and +OwO dungeons, :33 Denmawk being ^-^ onye o' th' uWu wowst. +^-^ Wos. We ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU nyonye ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow there :3 is nyothing ;;w;; eithew good +^w^ ow OwO bad uWu but >w< thinking makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ it :3 is :3 a prison. +^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw ambition makes ^.^ it ^w^ onye. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too narrow uWu fow >_> youw +mind. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, I :33 couwd >w< be xDD bounded in :3 a nutshell ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf :3 a +;;w;; king >_> of >_< infinyite ^-^ space, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO bad ^w^ dweams. +Guiw. ^w^ Which >_> dweams >_< indeed awe ambition; uWu fow OwO the vewy xDD substance >_> of +OwO the ambitious :3 is mewewy OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ^-^ dweam itsewf :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow. +^-^ Wos. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and I howd ambition >_> of OwO so >_> aiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :3 a ;;w;; quawity UwU that +^.^ it :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow's shadow. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ ouw >_< beggaws UwU bodies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw monarchs ÚwÚ and :33 outstwetch'd +:3 hewoes OwO the uWu beggaws' shadows. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ to th' couwt? for, uWu by my +^w^ fay, I cannyot reason. +Both. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon you. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyo such matter! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sort you with OwO the west >_> of my +sewvants; for, ^-^ to speak ^-^ to you >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man, I x3 am UwU most +dweadfuwwy ;;w;; attended. But in OwO the >_> beaten uWu way >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, what +^-^ make you at Ewsinyowe? +^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To >w< visit you, my ^w^ wowd; nyo uWu othew ;;w;; occasion. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Beggaw UwU that I OwO am, I x3 am x3 even UwU poow in :3 thanks; uWu but I :3 thank OwO you; +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwe, dear fwiends, my ^w^ thanks awe xDD too dear :3 a halfpenny. Were +you ^.^ nyot x3 sent xDD fow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ incwinying? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a free +;;w;; visitation? ^w^ Come, ^-^ deaw justly with >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 come! ;;w;; Nyay, speak. +Guiw. What shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, anything- uWu but ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. You ;;w;; wewe x3 sent UwU fow; ÚwÚ and +there :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< confession in >_> youw >w< wooks, ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu modesties +^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< cwaft enough ^-^ to cowouw. I xDD knyow OwO the good UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen +^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow you. +^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To what end, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That you >w< must teach >_> me. But let me conjuwe you uWu by OwO the ^-^ wights +>_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fewwowship, uWu by OwO the consonancy >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, uWu by OwO the +obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD evew-pwesewved love, ÚwÚ and uWu by what ^-^ mowe dear :3 a +better :33 pwoposew :33 couwd chawge you ^-^ withaw, >w< be x3 even ÚwÚ and direct with +uWu me, whethew you ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ ow nyo. +^-^ Wos. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Guiwdenstewn] What uWu say you? +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Nyay then, I ^.^ have OwO an eye >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >w< If you love uWu me, howd +^.^ nyot UwU off. +Guiw. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent OwO fow. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww tell you >w< why. ^w^ So uWu shaww my anticipation >w< pwevent >_> youw +discovery, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ secwecy ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen >w< mouwt nyo +^-^ feathew. I ^.^ have >_> of wate- uWu but xDD whewefowe I xDD knyow nyot- lost >w< aww my +mirth, :3 fowgonye >w< aww UwU custom >_> of uWu exewcises; ÚwÚ and :3 indeed, ^.^ it :33 goes OwO so +heavily with my ^-^ disposition UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_< fwame, OwO the :3 eawth, +uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 a ÚwÚ stewiwe ^.^ pwomontowy; :3 this UwU most excellent canopy, OwO the +:3 aiw, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this bwave >_> o'ewhanging firmament, :3 this ^-^ majesticaw +>_< woof ^.^ fwetted with gowden OwO fiwe- >_> why, ^.^ it appeaweth nyo uWu othew xDD thing +^-^ to me than :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and :3 pestiwent congwegation >_> of ^.^ vapouws. What :3 a +piece >_> of wowk :3 is :3 a ^w^ man! how x3 nyobwe in weason! how >_< infinyite in +facuwties! in fowm ÚwÚ and ^w^ moving how express ÚwÚ and :33 admiwabwe! in +>w< action how >_< wike OwO an angew! in appwehension how >_< wike :3 a ^-^ god! OwO the +x3 beauty >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, OwO the pawagon >_> of ;;w;; anyimaws! And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me what +:3 is :3 this xDD quintessence >_> of :33 dust? >_< Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot :3 me- no, :3 nyow ^-^ woman +neither, >w< though uWu by >_> youw :33 smiwing you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. +^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, there ÚwÚ was nyo such stuff in my xDD thoughts. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why >_> did you waugh then, when I ^w^ said 'Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot x3 me'? +^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To xDD think, my lord, ^-^ if you dewight ^.^ nyot in man, what lenten +>_> entewtainment OwO the ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww weceive ^-^ fwom you. We >w< coted them +uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU hithew awe uWu they UwU coming ^-^ to :3 offew you uWu sewvice. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu pways OwO the ;;w;; king uWu shaww >w< be :3 wewcome- his uWu Majesty uWu shaww +^.^ have twibute >_> of me; OwO the adventuwous x3 knyight uWu shaww ;;w;; use his :33 foiw ÚwÚ and +;;w;; tawget; OwO the >_> wuvw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sigh ^-^ gwatis; OwO the UwU humowous man uWu shaww +^-^ end his part in ^w^ peace; OwO the :3 cwown uWu shaww ^-^ make x3 those waugh uWu whose +>_< wungs awe :33 tickwe o' th' OwO sewe; ÚwÚ and OwO the wady uWu shaww uWu say xDD hew :33 mind +fweewy, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU bwank ^w^ vewse uWu shaww :33 hawt OwO fowt. What ;;w;; pwayews awe +OwO they? +^-^ Wos. >_< Even x3 those you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to UwU take such dewight ÚwÚ in, OwO the +;;w;; twagedians >_> of OwO the :33 city. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How >_< chances ^.^ it uWu they ^-^ twavew? Their uWu wesidence, uWu both in +weputation ÚwÚ and :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ was better uWu both xDD ways. +^-^ Wos. I ÚwÚ think theiw ;;w;; inhibition comes uWu by OwO the :3 means >_> of OwO the ^.^ wate +>_> innyovation. +ÚwÚ Ham. Do uWu they howd OwO the >_> same x3 estimation uWu they >_> did when I ÚwÚ was in OwO the +xDD city? uWu Awe uWu they OwO so follow'd? +^-^ Wos. :3 Nyo >_< indeed awe uWu they not. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How comes it? Do uWu they gwow wusty? +^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Nyay, theiw ^.^ endeavouw >_< keeps in OwO the :3 wonted xDD pace; uWu but there ;;w;; is, +;;w;; siw, OwO an eywie >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, wittwe eyases, UwU that x3 cwy >_< out uWu on OwO the :3 top +>_> of xDD question ÚwÚ and awe UwU most ^.^ tywannyicawwy ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO fowt. ^.^ These awe :3 nyow +OwO the x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and OwO so bewattwe OwO the ^w^ common stages UwU (so uWu they caww +^w^ them) UwU that many wearing :33 wapiews awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of goosequills ÚwÚ and +dare scarce come thithew. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, awe uWu they children? OwO Who maintains ;;w;; 'em? OwO How awe uWu they +:3 escoted? uWu Wiww uWu they x3 puwsue OwO the ;;w;; quawity nyo ÚwÚ wongew than uWu they can +sing? uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu say afterwards, ^-^ if uWu they shouwd gwow +themsewves ^-^ to ^w^ common ;;w;; pwayews >w< (as ^.^ it :3 is UwU most ^-^ wike, ^-^ if theiw :3 means +awe nyo better), theiw ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do them :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ make them :33 excwaim +x3 against theiw >_> own :3 succession. +^-^ Wos. OwO Faith, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu on uWu both :33 sides; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< nyation +howds ^.^ it nyo xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ tawwe them ^-^ to ^-^ contwuvwsy. Thewe OwO was, uWu fow :3 a +^w^ whiwe, nyo money ;;w;; bid uWu fow awgument unwess OwO the :3 poet ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pwayew +went ^-^ to ^.^ cuffs in OwO the :33 question. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +Guiw. :33 O, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^.^ thwowing about >_> of uWu bwains. +ÚwÚ Ham. Do OwO the :3 boys carry ^.^ it >_> away? +^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, UwU that uWu they uWu do, my wowd- xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and his woad ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy >_< stwange; uWu fow my uncwe :3 is UwU King >_> of Denmark, ÚwÚ and +x3 those UwU that would ^-^ make :33 mows at him >_< whiwe my fathew :33 wived ^w^ give +:33 twenty, fowty, >w< fifty, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ ducats uWu apiece uWu fow his UwU pictuwe in +^-^ wittwe. uWu 'Sbwood, there :3 is xDD something in :3 this ^-^ mowe than >w< nyatuwaw, ^-^ if +phiwosophy :33 couwd find ^.^ it >_< out. + +^w^ Fwouwish uWu fow OwO the Players. + +Guiw. Thewe awe OwO the ^.^ pwayews. +ÚwÚ Ham. Gentwemen, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to xDD Ewsinyowe. Your x3 hands, x3 come! ^-^ Th' +appuwtenyance >_> of ^-^ wewcome :3 is ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and cewemony. >_> Wet me x3 compwy +with you in :3 this garb, west my >_> extent ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ (which I +tell you >w< must show ^w^ faiwwy ^.^ outwawds) shouwd ^-^ mowe :3 appeaw >_< wike +>_> entewtainment than ^w^ youws. You awe welcome. But my uWu uncwe-fathew +ÚwÚ and ^w^ aunt-mothew awe deceiv'd. +Guiw. UwU In what, my dear UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am uWu but mad ÚwÚ nyowth-nyowth-west. When OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is southewwy I +xDD knyow :3 a :3 hawk ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD handsaw. + +x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. + +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ Weww >w< be with you, ^.^ gentwemen! +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Hawk you, Guiwdenstewn- ÚwÚ and you :33 too- at OwO each ear :3 a hearer! +:33 That gweat baby you UwU see there :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of his swaddwing +^-^ cwouts. +^-^ Wos. uWu Happiwy :33 he's OwO the uWu second UwU time come ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd +man :3 is ^w^ twice :3 a chiwd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww pwophesy ^.^ he comes ^-^ to tell me >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. >_< Mawk :3 it.- +You uWu say >_< wight, siw; :3 a Monday mownying; twas OwO so :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. When :3 Woscius ÚwÚ was OwO an actow in +:3 Wome- +ÚwÚ Pow. The uWu actows awe come hithew, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Buzz, ;;w;; buzz! +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Upon my ÚwÚ honyouw- +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then came OwO each actow uWu on his OwO ass- +ÚwÚ Pow. The :33 best uWu actows in OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; eithew uWu fow tragedy, comedy, +history, pastowaw, >w< pastowaw-comicaw, histowicaw-pastowaw, +^.^ twagicaw-histowicaw, ;;w;; twagicaw-comicaw-histowicaw-pastowaw; scene +individabwe, ^w^ ow poem >w< unwimited. ^w^ Senyeca cannyot >w< be xDD too ;;w;; heavy, :3 nyow +^-^ Pwautus xDD too >_> wight. >_< Fow OwO the OwO waw >_> of :3 wwit ÚwÚ and OwO the wibewty, ^.^ these awe +OwO the only ^-^ men. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >_< Jephthah, ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU Iswaew, what :3 a >_> tweasuwe xDD hadst thou! +ÚwÚ Pow. What >_> tweasuwe xDD had >_< he, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, + +>_< 'Onye fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and nyo :3 mowe, +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he loved >_< passing well.' + +ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO Stiww uWu on my daughter. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' >_< wight, ^.^ owd xDD Jephthah? +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< If you caww me >_< Jephthah, my lord, I ^.^ have :3 a daughter UwU that I +love >_< passing :33 weww. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU fowwows not. +ÚwÚ Pow. What UwU fowwows then, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, + +OwO 'As uWu by lot, :3 God >_< wot,' + +ÚwÚ and then, you >w< knyow, + +^.^ 'It came ^-^ to pass, as UwU most >_< wike ^.^ it OwO was.' + +The ^.^ fiwst row >_> of OwO the UwU pious :33 chanson uWu wiww show you ^-^ mowe; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook +xDD whewe my abridgment comes. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five Players. + +You awe welcome, ^.^ mastews; welcome, xDD aww.- I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee +weww.- Wewcome, good xDD fwiends.- :33 O, my ^.^ owd fwiend? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is +>_< vawanc'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee :33 wast. ;;w;; Com'st' :3 thou UwU to' beard me in +>_> Denmawk?- >_> What, my x3 young wady ÚwÚ and mistwess? ^w^ By'w Lady, >_> youw +ladyship :3 is nearer ^-^ to >w< heaven than when I ^-^ saw you last uWu by OwO the +awtitude >_> of :3 a >_< chopinye. ;;w;; Pway :3 God >_> youw OwO voice, >_< wike :3 a piece >_> of +ÚwÚ uncuwwent ^.^ gowd, >w< be ^.^ nyot cwack'd within OwO the ring.- >w< Mastews, you awe +>w< aww welcome. >w< We'ww uWu e'en to't >_< wike xDD Fwench >_< fawconyews, UwU fwy at +^w^ anything ^-^ we :3 see. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech ÚwÚ stwaight. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a +ÚwÚ taste >_> of >_> youw quality. ^w^ Come, :3 a passionate xDD speech. +OwO 1. Play. What speech, my good UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. I heard ÚwÚ thee speak me :3 a OwO speech once, uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never acted; +^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ nyot :33 abuv once; uWu fow OwO the play, I :33 wemembew, pleas'd +^.^ nyot OwO the miwwion, 'twas xDD caviawy ^-^ to OwO the :3 genyewaw; uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< (as I +receiv'd it, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, uWu whose ^w^ judgments in such mattews :3 cwied in +OwO the :3 top >_> of minye) OwO an excellent play, ;;w;; weww ^-^ digested in OwO the >_< scenyes, +xDD set ;;w;; down with as >w< much x3 modesty as UwU cunnying. I wemembew ^-^ onye ^w^ said +there ;;w;; wewe nyo :33 sawwets in OwO the >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter savoury, +:3 nyow nyo matter in OwO the ^.^ phwase UwU that UwU might indict OwO the >_< authow >_> of +:3 affectation; uWu but xDD caww'd ^.^ it OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ method, as >_> whowesome as +;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and uWu by vewy >w< much ^-^ mowe xDD handsome than ÚwÚ finye. >_< Onye OwO speech xDD in't +I chiefwy >_> wov'd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ AEnyeas' xDD tawe ^-^ to Dido, ÚwÚ and >_> theweabout >_> of ^.^ it +>w< especiawwy xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 swaughtew. >w< If ^.^ it live in +>_> youw memory, begin at :3 this :3 winye- let me >_> see, let me see: + +xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, >_< wike th' Hyrcanian ÚwÚ beast-' + +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; ^.^ it begins with Pywwhus: + +xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, ^.^ he uWu whose ^w^ sabwe uWu awms, +Bwack as his >_< puwpose, >_> did OwO the night resemble +When ^.^ he uWu way ^-^ couched in OwO the ominyous OwO howse, +;;w;; Hath :3 nyow :3 this ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and bwack complexion UwU smeaw'd +x3 With OwO hewawdwy ^-^ mowe dismal. Head ^-^ to foot +Nyow :3 is >w< be ;;w;; totaw guwes, horridly trick'd +x3 With UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, >w< mothews, daughtews, OwO sons, +xDD Bak'd ÚwÚ and UwU impasted with OwO the parching stweets, +:33 That lend :3 a tyrannous ÚwÚ and :3 a damned ^.^ wight +ÚwÚ To theiw ;;w;; wowd's :3 muwthew. xDD Woasted in ^w^ wwath ÚwÚ and fire, +And ;;w;; thus o'ersized with coaguwate uWu gowe, +x3 With eyes >_< wike ^.^ cawbuncwes, OwO the ^.^ hewwish Pyrrhus +Old :3 gwandsiwe Priam x3 seeks.' + +UwU So, :33 pwoceed you. +ÚwÚ Pow. Fowe God, my lord, ;;w;; weww uWu spoken, with good accent ÚwÚ and good +discretion. + +OwO 1. Play. 'Anon ^.^ he ^.^ finds ^w^ him, +Stwiking xDD too ^-^ showt at Greeks. His >_> antique ;;w;; swowd, +Rebellious ^-^ to his arm, :3 wies xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, +Repugnant ^-^ to ^.^ command. Unequal uWu match'd, +Pyrrhus at Priam ^w^ dwives, in ;;w;; wage strikes :3 wide; +But with OwO the uWu whiff ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of his feww >_< swowd +^-^ Th' :3 unnyewved fathew ^.^ fawws. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ sensewess >_> Iwium, +>_< Seeming ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 this bwow, with flaming :3 top +x3 Stoops ^-^ to his base, ÚwÚ and with :3 a hideous crash +Takes pwisonyew :33 Pywwhus' OwO eaw. >_< Fow ^-^ wo! his ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >w< decwinying uWu on OwO the >_> miwky head +x3 Of OwO wevewend Priam, >w< seem'd >w< i' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to :3 stick. +UwU So, as :3 a ^w^ painted tyrant, Pyrrhus OwO stood, +And, >_< wike :3 a uWu nyeutwaw ^-^ to his uWu wiww ÚwÚ and matter, +OwO Did nothing. +But, as ^-^ we >_< often >_> see, x3 against >w< some storm, +OwO A siwence in OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the wack ^.^ stand stiww, +The bowd x3 winds ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ owb x3 bewow +UwU As :33 hush as >_> death- anon OwO the dreadful thundew +^-^ Doth rend OwO the region; so, aftew :33 Pywwhus' >_> pause, +;;w;; Awoused ;;w;; vengeance ^w^ sets him OwO nyew >w< awowk; +And never >_> did OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' ;;w;; hammews ^-^ faww +uWu On :33 Maws's x3 awmouw, x3 fowg'd uWu fow >_> pwoof OwO etewnye, +x3 With less >w< wemowse than :33 Pywwhus' ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd +Nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on Pwiam. +:33 Out, out, :3 thou >w< stwumpet Fowtunye! ^-^ Aww you >_< gods, +UwU In ^w^ genyewaw synod UwU take away xDD hew powew; +:33 Bweak >w< aww OwO the spokes ÚwÚ and fewwies ^-^ fwom xDD hew wheew, +And boww OwO the x3 wound :3 nyave ;;w;; down OwO the hiww >_> of UwU heaven, +UwU As low as ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiends! + +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This :3 is xDD too UwU wong. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, with >_> youw >w< beawd.- ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. +>w< He's uWu fow :3 a >_< jig ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tawe >_> of bawdwy, ^w^ ow ^.^ he sleeps. Say OwO on; come ^-^ to +>_> Hecuba. + +OwO 1. Play. 'But :3 who, :3 O :3 who, xDD had uWu seen OwO the mobled x3 queen-' + +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The mobled ^-^ queen'? +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's uWu good! UwU 'Mobwed UwU queen' :3 is :33 good. + +OwO 1. Play. UwU 'Wun bawefoot OwO up ÚwÚ and down, x3 thweat'nying OwO the ^.^ fwames +x3 With ;;w;; bisson ;;w;; wheum; :3 a clout x3 upon UwU that head +:3 Whewe ^.^ wate OwO the diadem OwO stood, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a wobe, +About xDD hew :3 wank ÚwÚ and >w< aww o'erteemed :3 woins, +OwO A blanket, in OwO the xDD awawm >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> caught up- +OwO Who :3 this xDD had ^.^ seen, with :33 tongue in venyom steep'd +'Gainst Fowtunye's OwO state would uWu tweason ^.^ have pwonyounc'd. +But ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods themsewves >_> did UwU see xDD hew then, +When ^.^ she ^-^ saw Pyrrhus ^-^ make :33 mawicious uWu spowt +UwU In ^.^ Mincing with his >_< swowd xDD hew >_< husband's xDD wimbs, +The x3 instant ^-^ buwst >_> of clamour UwU that ^.^ she :3 made +(Unless >w< things x3 mowtaw move them ^.^ nyot at >_> aww) +Wouwd ^.^ have :3 made miwch OwO the burning eyes >_> of >w< heaven +And passion in OwO the :33 gods.' + +ÚwÚ Pow. Look, whe'r ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot tuwn'd his >_< cowouw, ÚwÚ and >_> has ;;w;; teaws :33 in's +OwO eyes. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ;;w;; mowe! +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. I'll ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee speak >_< out OwO the west >_> of :3 this >_< soon.- +Good my lord, uWu wiww you UwU see OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd? Do you +uWu heaw? >_> Wet them >w< be ;;w;; weww :3 us'd; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO the UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and bwief +^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of OwO the xDD time. :33 Aftew >_> youw death you ;;w;; wewe better ^.^ have :3 a +OwO bad ^-^ epitaph than theiw i-iww wepowt >_< whiwe you wive. +ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ;;w;; use them >w< accowding ^-^ to theiw xDD desewt. +ÚwÚ Ham. God's bodykins, man, >w< much ÚwÚ bettew! ;;w;; Use every man aftew his +:33 desewt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who shouwd ^w^ scape OwO whipping? ;;w;; Use them aftew >_> youw >_> own +uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and dignyity. The less uWu they deserve, OwO the ^-^ mowe merit :3 is in +>_> youw OwO bounty. ;;w;; Take them in. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, sirs. +ÚwÚ Ham. Follow ^w^ him, >_< fwiends. >w< We'ww hear :3 a xDD pway >w< to-mowwow. +>_< Exeunt :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and >_< Pwayews ^w^ [except OwO the ;;w;; Fiwst]. +Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, ^.^ owd fwiend? ^w^ Can you xDD pway xDD 'The x3 Muwthew >_> of +^-^ Gonzago'? +OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< We'ww ^-^ ha't to-morrow ^-^ nyight. You UwU couwd, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, study :3 a +OwO speech >_> of >w< some ;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow UwU sixteen >w< winyes ;;w;; which I would xDD set ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and +insewt ^w^ in't, :33 couwd you not? +OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Very :33 weww. Follow UwU that wowd- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD mock him not. +xDD [Exit >w< Fiwst Pwayew.] +UwU My good fwiends, I'll xDD weave you ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ nyight. You awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to +xDD Ewsinyowe. +^-^ Wos. Good my wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, so, :3 God OwO b' wi' :33 ye! +[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn +Nyow I x3 am awonye. +:3 O what :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and >_> peasant ^w^ swave x3 am >_> I! +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot monstrous UwU that :3 this >w< pwayew ;;w;; hewe, +But in :3 a ^-^ fiction, in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of :3 passion, +Could x3 fowce his ^w^ souw OwO so ^-^ to his >_> own uWu conceit +That, ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> wowking, >w< aww his >_> visage wann'd, +Tears in his >_> eyes, distwaction :33 in's ;;w;; aspect, +OwO A ^w^ bwoken OwO voice, ÚwÚ and his xDD whowe UwU function suiting +x3 With >_> fowms ^-^ to his UwU conceit? And >w< aww uWu fow nyothing! +>_< Fow ^w^ Hecuba! +What's ^.^ Hecuba ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 Hecuba, +:33 That ^.^ he shouwd weep uWu fow uWu hew? What would ^.^ he uWu do, +Had ^.^ he OwO the uWu motive ÚwÚ and OwO the cue uWu fow passion +:33 That I have? ÚwÚ He would drown OwO the OwO stage with ;;w;; teaws +And cleave OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ear with horrid :3 speech; +UwU Make mad OwO the OwO guiwty ÚwÚ and appaw OwO the ^.^ fwee, +uWu Confound OwO the ignyowant, ÚwÚ and amaze >_< indeed +The vewy ^-^ facuwties >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and x3 eaws. +>_> Yet OwO I, +OwO A :33 duww ÚwÚ and xDD muddy-mettwed wascaw, x3 peak +;;w;; Wike OwO John-a-dweams, unpregnant >_> of my ^-^ cause, +And can uWu say nyothing! No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, +:3 Upon uWu whose property ÚwÚ and UwU most dear life +OwO A :33 damn'd x3 defeat ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. OwO Am I :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? +OwO Who calls me >w< viwwain? bweaks my OwO pate across? +>_< Pwucks x3 off my beard ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ it in my face? +ÚwÚ Tweaks me uWu by th' nyose? gives me OwO the lie >w< i' th' ^w^ thwoat +UwU As ^-^ deep as ^-^ to OwO the lungs? OwO Who OwO does me this, ha? +>w< 'Swounds, I shouwd UwU take ^.^ it! uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be +But I x3 am pigeon-wivew'd ÚwÚ and wack ^-^ gaww +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make oppression OwO bittew, ^w^ ow ewe :3 this +I shouwd ^.^ have >_> fatted >w< aww OwO the region kites +x3 With :3 this slave's UwU offaw. Bwoody ^-^ bawdy viwwain! +Remorseless, ^-^ tweachewous, :3 wechewous, >_> kindwess viwwain! +:33 O, x3 vengeance! +ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an ;;w;; ass x3 am >_> I! :3 This :3 is UwU most brave, +:33 That OwO I, OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a dear fathew ^.^ muwthew'd, +Pwompted ^-^ to my wevenge uWu by >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_< heww, +Must OwO (wike :3 a ^w^ whowe) OwO unpack my OwO heawt with uWu wowds +And ^-^ faww a-cuwsing >_< wike :3 a vewy ^w^ dwab, +OwO A scullion! +;;w;; Fie >w< upon't! foh! ^w^ About, my ÚwÚ bwain! OwO Hum, I ^.^ have heard +:33 That OwO guiwty ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ sitting at :3 a play, +>_< Have uWu by OwO the vewy ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of OwO the scene +:3 Been struck OwO so ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw UwU that ÚwÚ pwesentwy +^.^ They ^.^ have pwocwaim'd theiw mawefactions; +>_< Fow murther, >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have nyo tongue, uWu wiww speak +x3 With UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous ^-^ owgan, I'll ^.^ have ^.^ these >_< Pwayews +;;w;; Pway xDD something >_< wike OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of my fathew +Before >_< minye :3 uncwe. I'll observe his :3 wooks; +I'll tent him ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. >w< If ^.^ he uWu but ^.^ bwench, +I xDD knyow my >_> couwse. The spirit UwU that I ^.^ have uWu seen +May >w< be :3 a deviw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; hath power +^.^ T' assume :3 a >w< pweasing shape; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps +Out >_> of my ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and my mewanchowy, +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is vewy potent with such spiwits, +x3 Abuses me ^-^ to x3 damn >_> me. I'll ^.^ have :33 gwounds +Mowe uWu wewative than ÚwÚ this. The uWu pway's OwO the xDD thing +OwO Whewein I'll catch OwO the ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the King. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and Lords. + +King. And can you uWu by nyo drift >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance +UwU Get ^-^ fwom him x3 why ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this ^w^ confusion, +OwO Gwating OwO so x3 hawshwy >w< aww his >_< days >_> of >_> quiet +x3 With turbulent ÚwÚ and dangewous xDD wunyacy? +^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ He OwO does x3 confess ^.^ he ;;w;; feews ^-^ himsewf UwU distwacted, +But ^-^ fwom what cause ^.^ he uWu wiww uWu by nyo :3 means speak. +Guiw. Nyow ^-^ do ^-^ we find him :3 fowwawd ^-^ to >w< be :33 sounded, +But with :3 a crafty UwU madnyess >_< keeps aloof +When ^-^ we would bwing him uWu on ^-^ to >w< some >_< confession +x3 Of his OwO twue state. +Queen. OwO Did ^.^ he weceive you uWu weww? +^-^ Wos. uWu Most >_< wike :3 a gentleman. +Guiw. But with >w< much :3 fowcing >_> of his disposition. +^-^ Wos. Nyiggawd >_> of ^.^ question, uWu but >_> of ^-^ ouw demands +uWu Most free in his ÚwÚ wepwy. +Queen. OwO Did you >w< assay him +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any >_> pastime? +^-^ Wos. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it OwO so feww >_< out UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; pwayews +We o'erraught uWu on OwO the way. x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ we told ^w^ him, +And there >_> did ÚwÚ seem in him :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ joy +ÚwÚ To hear >_> of it. ^.^ They awe here about OwO the couwt, +And, as I xDD think, uWu they ^.^ have already owdew +:3 This night ^-^ to xDD pway before >_> him. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true; +And ^.^ he beseech'd me ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu Majesties +ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the OwO mattew. +King. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth >w< much ^.^ content me +ÚwÚ To hear him OwO so uWu incwin'd. +Good gentlemen, ^w^ give him :3 a further >_> edge +And ÚwÚ dwive his OwO puwpose uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ these delights. +^-^ Wos. We ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. +>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. +King. ^.^ Sweet >_< Gewtwude, xDD weave OwO us :33 too; +>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have cwosewy x3 sent uWu fow Hamlet hithew, +:33 That >_< he, as 'twere uWu by x3 accident, ^-^ may here +Affront uWu Ophewia. +Her fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^-^ (wawfuw espials) +uWu Wiww OwO so bestow uWu ouwsewves UwU that, >_< seeing ;;w;; unseen, +We ^-^ may >_> of theiw uWu encountew OwO fwankwy ;;w;; judge +And x3 gathew uWu by ^w^ him, as ^.^ he :3 is >_> behav'd, +:3 If't >w< be th' affliction >_> of his love, ^w^ ow no, +:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >w< suffews OwO fow. +Queen. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey OwO you; +And uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, :3 Ophewia, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish +:33 That >_> youw good ^-^ beauties >w< be OwO the x3 happy cause +x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu wiwdnyess. ^w^ So uWu shaww I >w< hope >_> youw viwtues +uWu Wiww bwing him ^-^ to his :3 wonted uWu way uWu again, +ÚwÚ To uWu both >_> youw honours. +Oph. ^w^ Madam, I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO may. +xDD [Exit uWu Queen.] +ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ wawk you :3 hewe.- ^w^ Gwacious, OwO so >w< pwease you, +We uWu wiww bestow xDD ouwsewves.- uWu [To ;;w;; Ophewia] x3 Wead uWu on :3 this book, +:33 That show >_> of such OwO an OwO exewcise ^-^ may >w< cowouw +Your ^-^ wonyewinyess.- We awe ^w^ oft ^-^ to blame in this, +^.^ 'Tis xDD too >w< much :33 pwov'd, UwU that with devotion's >_> visage +And UwU pious >w< action ^-^ we ^-^ do sugar o'ew +The uWu Deviw :3 himsewf. +King. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, 'tis xDD too :3 twue! +OwO How smawt :3 a wash UwU that OwO speech doth ^w^ give my UwU conscience! +The harlot's cheek, xDD beautied with ^-^ pwast'wing :3 awt, +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing UwU that ^w^ hewps ^.^ it +>w< Than :3 is my deed ^-^ to my UwU most ^w^ painted :33 wowd. +:3 O :33 heavy burthen! +ÚwÚ Pow. I hear him >w< coming. Let's >_< withdwaw, my :33 wowd. +>_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Powonyius]. + +x3 Entew Hamlet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To ^.^ be, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^-^ to be- UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ question: +:3 Whethew 'tis nobler in OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to suffer +The x3 swings ÚwÚ and >_> awwows >_> of ÚwÚ outwageous >_> fowtunye +Ow ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ awms x3 against :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of twoubwes, +And uWu by ;;w;; opposing ^-^ end ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to :3 sweep- +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ end +The :33 heawtache, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ thousand :3 nyatuwaw xDD shocks +:33 That ^.^ fwesh :3 is ÚwÚ heiw x3 to. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^.^ consummation +Devoutwy ^-^ to >w< be OwO wish'd. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +ÚwÚ To :3 sweep- UwU pewchance ^-^ to ;;w;; dweam: ^-^ ay, :33 thewe's OwO the wub! +>_< Fow in UwU that ;;w;; sweep >_> of death what >_> dweams ^-^ may come +When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ shuffwed x3 off :3 this x3 mowtaw ^.^ coiw, +Must ^w^ give OwO us UwU pause. There's OwO the >_< wespect +:33 That makes calamity >_> of OwO so wong wife. +>_< Fow ^-^ who would bear OwO the :3 whips ÚwÚ and scorns >_> of UwU time, +^-^ Th' :33 oppwessow's ^.^ wwong, OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's contumewy, +The >w< pangs >_> of UwU despis'd love, OwO the waw's deway, +The insowence >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD spuwns +:33 That uWu patient merit >_> of th' unworthy uWu takes, +When ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf UwU might his uWu quietus ^-^ make +x3 With :3 a x3 bawe x3 bodkin? OwO Who would ^.^ these fardels ^-^ beaw, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwunt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew :3 a x3 weawy xDD wife, +But UwU that OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> of xDD something aftew >_> death- +The undiscover'd xDD countwy, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ÚwÚ bouwn +:3 Nyo :33 twavewwew wetuwns- ;;w;; puzzwes OwO the wiww, +And makes OwO us wathew bear x3 those >w< iwws ^-^ we ^.^ have +>w< Than UwU fwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews UwU that ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 of? +ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; conscience OwO does ^-^ make cowards >_> of OwO us aww, +And ;;w;; thus OwO the ÚwÚ nyative hue >_> of wesowution +^-^ Is sicklied o'ew with OwO the OwO pawe UwU cast >_> of thought, +And entewpwises >_> of gweat ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moment +x3 With :3 this ^-^ wegawd theiw UwU cuwwents xDD tuwn awry +And wose OwO the name >_> of ^.^ action.- >w< Soft you nyow! +The fair >_< Ophewia!- xDD Nymph, in >w< thy OwO owisons +Be >w< aww my x3 sins rememb'red. +Oph. Good my lord, +OwO How OwO does >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu fow :3 this many :3 a day? +ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank OwO you; well, well, :33 weww. +Oph. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have wemembwances >_> of x3 youws +:33 That I ^.^ have uWu wonged wong ^-^ to :33 we-dewivew. +I pray you, :3 nyow weceive ^.^ them. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, ^.^ nyot >_> I! +I never >_> gave you ^.^ aught. +Oph. UwU My UwU honyouw'd lord, you xDD knyow ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww you :33 did, +And with them uWu wowds >_> of OwO so ^w^ sweet >_> bweath :33 compos'd +UwU As :3 made OwO the >w< things ^-^ mowe :3 wich. Their perfume lost, +;;w;; Take ^.^ these ÚwÚ again; uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 mind +UwU Wich x3 gifts wax UwU poow when givews ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; unkind. +Thewe, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Ha, ^-^ ha! uWu Awe you uWu honyest? +Oph. UwU My UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Awe you faiw? +Oph. What :3 means >_> youw :33 wowdship? +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That ^-^ if you >w< be >w< honyest ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw xDD honyesty shouwd UwU admit nyo +:3 discouwse ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ beauty. +Oph. Could :3 beauty, my lord, ^.^ have better ^-^ commewce than with x3 honyesty? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the power >_> of x3 beauty uWu wiww sooner ^-^ twansfowm +xDD honyesty ^-^ fwom what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :3 a uWu bawd than OwO the x3 fowce >_> of xDD honyesty can +:3 twanswate x3 beauty OwO into his OwO wikenyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was sometime :3 a :3 pawadox, +uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time gives ^.^ it proof. I >_> did love you ^-^ once. +Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, you :3 made me believe ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ Ham. You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd me; uWu fow :3 viwtue cannyot OwO so +inoculate ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >w< stock uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ wewish >_> of it. I loved you +not. +Oph. I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ mowe deceived. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> nyunnyewy! UwU Why wouldst :3 thou >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of +uWu sinnyews? I x3 am ^-^ mysewf indifferent ^w^ honyest, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I :33 couwd :3 accuse +me >_> of such >w< things UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better my mothew xDD had ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bownye >_> me. +I x3 am vewy proud, xDD wevengefuw, ^-^ ambitious; with ^-^ mowe offences at my +ÚwÚ beck than I ^.^ have >_> thoughts ^-^ to >w< put them ÚwÚ in, ^.^ imaginyation ^-^ to ^w^ give +them ^w^ shape, ^w^ ow UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ act them in. What shouwd such xDD fewwows as I +uWu do, ÚwÚ cwawwing :3 between :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven? We awe :33 awwant knyaves uWu aww; +believe UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ us. uWu Go >w< thy ^-^ ways ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Where's >_> youw +fathew? +Oph. ^.^ At home, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet OwO the :33 doows >w< be OwO shut x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may xDD pway OwO the OwO foow +:3 nyowhewe uWu but :33 in's >_> own >_< house. >w< Faweweww. +Oph. :33 O, ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, you ^w^ sweet >_< heavens! +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< mawwy, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this pwague uWu fow >w< thy dowry: +>w< be :3 thou as >_< chaste as x3 ice, as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot escape +calumny. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Go, faweweww. Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt +^.^ nyeeds >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a OwO foow; uWu fow xDD wise x3 men xDD knyow ;;w;; weww enough what +monstews you ^-^ make >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. +>w< Faweweww. +Oph. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers, restore :3 him! +ÚwÚ Ham. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >_> youw uWu paintings UwU too, ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. :3 God ;;w;; hath +>w< given you ^-^ onye ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ make youwsewves >_> anyothew. You >_< jig, you +x3 ambwe, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ wisp; you nickname God's cweatuwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_> youw +wantonness >_> youw ^.^ ignyowance. uWu Go ^.^ to, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe on't! ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made +me ^w^ mad. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo uWu moe x3 mawwiages. Those UwU that awe +married awweady- >w< aww uWu but :3 onye- uWu shaww :3 wive; OwO the west uWu shaww ^-^ keep as +uWu they >_> awe. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go. UwU Exit. +Oph. :33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 mind :3 is here o'erthrown! +The courtier's, scholar's, :33 sowdiew's, eye, tongue, ;;w;; swowd, +^-^ Th' expectancy ÚwÚ and wose >_> of OwO the fair state, +The :3 gwass >_> of ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> mouwd >_> of >_> fowm, +^-^ Th' x3 obsewv'd >_> of >w< aww observers- ÚwÚ quite, ^-^ quite ÚwÚ down! +And OwO I, >_> of ;;w;; wadies UwU most ^-^ deject ÚwÚ and :3 wwetched, +:33 That >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of his music xDD vows, +Nyow UwU see UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 suvweign reason, +;;w;; Wike ^w^ sweet OwO bewws jangled, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye ÚwÚ and hawsh; +:33 That ÚwÚ unmatch'd fowm ÚwÚ and >_> featuwe >_> of xDD bwown xDD youth +xDD Bwasted with ^w^ ecstasy. :33 O, >_> woe :3 is me +^.^ T' ^.^ have uWu seen what I ^.^ have ^.^ seen, UwU see what I >w< see! + +x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. + +King. Wuv? his ÚwÚ affections ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu way ^w^ tend; +Nyow what ^.^ he xDD spake, >w< though ^.^ it >_< wack'd fowm :3 a little, +>_> Was ^.^ nyot >_< wike madnyess. There's xDD something in his ^w^ souw +uWu O'ew ;;w;; which his >_> mewanchowy OwO sits uWu on bwood; +And I ^-^ do x3 doubt OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ discwose +uWu Wiww >w< be >w< some danger; ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ to uWu pwevent, +I ^.^ have in uWu quick determination +ÚwÚ Thus xDD set ^.^ it >_< down: ^.^ he uWu shaww with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand +>_< Fow OwO the >_> demand >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu nyegwected ^-^ twibute. +:3 Hapwy OwO the seas, ÚwÚ and >w< countwies different, +x3 With UwU vawiabwe objects, uWu shaww >_> expew +:3 This x3 something-settwed matter in his xDD heawt, +uWu Wheweon his >w< bwains still >_> beating ^-^ puts him ;;w;; thus +From ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 himsewf. What ÚwÚ think you on't? +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do I believe +The origin ÚwÚ and commencement >_> of his >w< gwief +:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom uWu nyegwected >_< wuv.- OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? +You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell OwO us what Wowd Hamlet ^w^ said. +We heard ^.^ it xDD aww.- UwU My lord, ^-^ do as you pwease; +But ^-^ if you howd ^.^ it ^.^ fit, aftew OwO the xDD pway +>_> Wet his queen mothew >w< aww :3 awonye entweat him +ÚwÚ To show his ^w^ gwief. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be x3 wound with him; +And I'll >w< be ^.^ pwac'd OwO so >w< pwease you, in OwO the ear +x3 Of >w< aww theiw ^w^ confewence. >w< If ^.^ she find him ;;w;; nyot, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand ^-^ send him; ^w^ ow x3 confinye him xDD whewe +Your OwO wisdom :33 best uWu shaww uWu think. +King. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +Madnyess in gweat ones >w< must ^.^ nyot unwatch'd ^.^ go. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +xDD Ewsinyowe. hall in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and three >_> of OwO the Players. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Speak OwO the speech, I pray you, as I pwonyounc'd ^.^ it ^-^ to you, +UwU twippingwy uWu on OwO the OwO tongue. But ^-^ if you OwO mouth it, as many >_> of ^-^ ouw +;;w;; pwayews uWu do, I xDD had as live OwO the ^-^ town crier xDD spoke my OwO winyes. Nyow ^-^ do +^.^ nyot ^-^ saw OwO the ÚwÚ aiw xDD too >w< much with >_> youw ;;w;; hand, thus, uWu but ;;w;; use >w< aww +x3 gentwy; uWu fow in OwO the vewy ^w^ towwent, OwO tempest, ÚwÚ and >w< (as I ^-^ may ;;w;; say) +whiwwwind >_> of >_> youw :3 passion, you >w< must acquiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a +temperance UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give ^.^ it smoothnyess. :33 O, ^.^ it uWu offends me ^-^ to OwO the +^w^ souw ^-^ to hear :3 a :33 wobustious pewiwig-pated :3 fewwow >w< teaw :3 a passion ^-^ to +uWu tattews, ^-^ to vewy >_> wags, ^-^ to split OwO the cars >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwoundwings, ^-^ who +(for OwO the UwU most part) awe capable >_> of nyothing uWu but inexplicable OwO dumb +>w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise. I would ^.^ have such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 whipp'd uWu fow x3 o'ewdoing +Tewmagant. ^w^ It out-herods Herod. ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid it. +:3 Pwayew. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. +ÚwÚ Ham. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ tame neither; uWu but let >_> youw >_> own >_< discwetion >w< be >_> youw +>_< tutow. Suit OwO the >w< action ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO the >_> action; with +:3 this speciaw x3 obsewvance, UwU that you x3 o'ewstep ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 modesty >_> of +;;w;; nyatuwe: uWu fow ^w^ anything OwO so uvwdonye :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of >_< pwaying, +uWu whose end, uWu both at OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and nyow, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >_< howd, as +>_> 'twewe, OwO the >_< miwwow OwO up ^-^ to nyatuwe; ^-^ to show OwO Viwtue xDD hew >_> own feature, +:33 scown xDD hew >_> own ^-^ image, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy :3 age ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the UwU time his +fowm ÚwÚ and x3 pwessuwe. Nyow :3 this x3 uvwdonye, ^w^ ow come tawdy OwO off, >w< though +^.^ it ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ unskiwfuw >w< waugh, cannyot uWu but ^-^ make OwO the x3 judicious +^w^ gwieve; OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ onye >w< must in >_> youw allowance +ÚwÚ o'ewweigh :3 a xDD whowe x3 theatwe >_> of ^.^ othews. :33 O, there >w< be ;;w;; pwayews UwU that I +^.^ have uWu seen play, ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ othews :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and UwU that highly >w< (nyot ^-^ to +speak ^.^ it uWu pwofanyewy), UwU that, neither having OwO the accent >_> of +Christians, :3 nyow OwO the ^-^ gait >_> of xDD Chwistian, ;;w;; pagan, :3 nyow man, ^.^ have OwO so +^.^ stwutted ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >w< some >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's +jouwnyeymen xDD had :3 made ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 made them well, uWu they imitated +humanyity OwO so :33 abominyabwy. +:3 Pwayew. I >w< hope ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that xDD indiffewentwy with >w< us, sir. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, reform ^.^ it awtogethew! And let x3 those UwU that xDD pway >_> youw >w< cwowns +speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 is xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow ^.^ them. >_< Fow there >w< be >_> of them +UwU that uWu wiww themsewves >w< waugh, ^-^ to xDD set uWu on >w< some xDD quantity >_> of xDD bawwen +;;w;; spectatows ^-^ to waugh UwU too, >w< though in OwO the UwU mean UwU time >w< some nyecessawy +xDD question >_> of OwO the xDD pway >w< be then ^-^ to >w< be xDD considewed. ^.^ That's villanous +ÚwÚ and >w< shows :3 a UwU most ^w^ pitifuw ambition in OwO the OwO foow UwU that :3 uses it. uWu Go +^-^ make you weady. +>_< Exeunt Players. + +x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King hear :3 this piece >_> of wowk? +ÚwÚ Pow. And OwO the Queen UwU too, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> pwesentwy. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Bid OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ make haste, xDD [Exit Powonyius.] uWu Wiww you two +^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ hasten >w< them? +Both. We wiww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt uWu they ^-^ two. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^w^ ho, uWu Howatio! + +x3 Entew :3 Howatio. + +How. Here, ^w^ sweet lord, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Howatio, :3 thou art uWu e'en as ^.^ just :3 a man +UwU As e'ew my convewsation ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. +How. :33 O, my dear wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I fwattew; +>_< Fow what advancement ^-^ may I >w< hope ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +:33 That nyo OwO wevenyue x3 hast uWu but >w< thy good uWu spiwits +ÚwÚ To :33 feed ÚwÚ and cwothe OwO thee? UwU Why shouwd OwO the UwU poow >w< be ^-^ fwattew'd? +No, let OwO the ^w^ candied :33 tongue OwO wick ÚwÚ absuwd uWu pomp, +And crook OwO the pregnant :33 hinges >_> of OwO the knee +:3 Whewe :33 thwift ^-^ may follow x3 fawnying. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? +x3 Since my dear ^w^ souw ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of xDD hew UwU choice +And :33 couwd >_> of x3 men :3 distinguish, xDD hew >w< ewection +;;w;; Hath scawd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :33 hewsewf. >_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >_< been +UwU As one, in xDD suff'wing aww, UwU that >w< suffews OwO nyothing; +OwO A man UwU that Fowtunye's buffets ÚwÚ and UwU wewawds +xDD Hast ta'en with >w< equaw :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and bwest awe x3 those +uWu Whose UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment awe OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> commingwed +:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot :3 a pipe uWu fow Fowtunye's fingew +ÚwÚ To :33 sound what xDD stop ^.^ she pwease. >w< Give me UwU that man +:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot passion's slave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear him +UwU In my ^w^ heawt's core, ^-^ ay, in my OwO heawt >_> of xDD heawt, +UwU As I ^-^ do thee. OwO Something xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 this I +Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ to-nyight before OwO the King. +>_< Onye scene >_> of ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have told ^.^ thee, >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. +I ;;w;; pwithee, when :3 thou >w< seest UwU that ^.^ act ^-^ afoot, +>_< Even with OwO the vewy :33 comment >_> of >w< thy ^w^ souw +x3 Obsewve my :3 uncwe. >w< If his ;;w;; occuwted UwU guiwt +Do ^.^ nyot itsewf >_> unkennyew in ^-^ onye speech, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ghost UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ seen, +And my imaginyations awe as ;;w;; fouw +UwU As ^-^ Vuwcan's :33 stithy. >w< Give him xDD heedfuw >_> nyote; +>_< Fow I >_< minye eyes uWu wiww rivet ^-^ to his ;;w;; face, +And aftew ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both ^-^ ouw ^w^ judgments >_> join +UwU In ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of his >_> seeming. +How. Weww, my :33 wowd. +>w< If ^.^ he >_< steaw >w< aught OwO the UwU whiwst :3 this xDD pway :3 is >_< pwaying, +And ^w^ scape >w< detecting, I uWu wiww pay OwO the >_> theft. + +Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew ^-^ Twumpets ÚwÚ and Kettledrums. Danish +UwU mawch. ÚwÚ [Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, +Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ attendant, with OwO the Guard +cawwying uWu towches. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the play. I >w< must >w< be idwe. +UwU Get you :3 a :3 pwace. +King. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw cousin UwU Hamwet? +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Excewwent, >w< i' ^w^ faith; >_> of OwO the chameleon's dish. I xDD eat OwO the :3 aiw, +:3 pwomise-cwamm'd. You cannyot :33 feed ^.^ capons ÚwÚ so. +King. I ^.^ have nyothing with :3 this ^-^ answew, Hamlet. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe ^.^ nyot +x3 minye. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, :3 nyow >_< minye OwO nyow. uWu [To >w< Powonyius] UwU My lord, you >_> pway'd UwU once +>w< i' th' ^.^ unyivewsity, you ^w^ say? +ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That >_> did OwO I, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was ;;w;; accounted :3 a good :3 actow. +ÚwÚ Ham. What >_> did you enact? +ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> did enact Julius xDD Caesaw; I ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd >w< i' th' ;;w;; Capitow; Bwutus +xDD kiww'd >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ bwute part >_> of him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO so :3 capitaw :3 a >_> cawf ^.^ thewe. Be +OwO the ;;w;; pwayews weady. +^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They stay x3 upon >_> youw uWu patience. +Queen. Come hithew, my dear x3 Hamwet, ^-^ sit uWu by >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, good mother. Here's >w< metaw ^-^ mowe x3 attwactive. +ÚwÚ Pow. [to OwO the ^.^ King] :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you mark ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ Ham. Lady, uWu shaww I lie in >_> youw :3 wap? +^.^ [Sits ;;w;; down at ;;w;; Ophewia's ÚwÚ feet.] +Oph. No, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I >_> mean, my head x3 upon >_> youw :3 wap? +Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ÚwÚ think I meant ;;w;; countwy ^.^ mattews? +Oph. I ÚwÚ think nothing, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's :3 a fair ^w^ thought ^-^ to lie :3 between ^.^ maids' wegs. +Oph. What ;;w;; is, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Nyothing. +Oph. You awe uWu mewwy, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Who, x3 I? +Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, >_> youw only ÚwÚ jig-makew! What shouwd :3 a man ^-^ do uWu but >w< be merry? +>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you how x3 cheewfuwwy my mothew >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; died +within xDD 's two OwO houws. +Oph. Nyay 'tis ^w^ twice two x3 months, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So UwU wong? Nyay then, let OwO the ^w^ deviw wear :3 bwack, uWu fow I'll ^.^ have :3 a +suit >_> of ;;w;; sabwes. :3 O >_< heavens! die two ^.^ months uWu ago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten +:3 yet? ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's >w< hope :3 a gweat ÚwÚ man's memowy ^-^ may ;;w;; outwive his life +half :3 a xDD yeaw. But, uWu by'w Lady, ^.^ he >w< must build chuwches then; ^w^ ow ewse +uWu shaww ^.^ he suffer ^.^ nyot >w< thinking OwO on, with OwO the uWu hobby-howse, uWu whose +^-^ epitaph :3 is 'For :33 O, uWu fow :33 O, OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is forgot!' + +Hautboys play. The OwO dumb show enters. + +x3 Entew :3 a UwU King ÚwÚ and :3 a Queen vewy wovingwy; OwO the Queen >_> embwacing +him ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 hew. She >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and makes show >_> of ^.^ pwotestation +x3 unto >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, ÚwÚ and declines his head x3 upon xDD hew +ÚwÚ nyeck. ÚwÚ He lays him ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of xDD fwowews. ^.^ She, >_< seeing +him asweep, leaves >_> him. Anon comes in :3 a fewwow, ^-^ takes x3 off his +UwU cwown, OwO kisses it, ^w^ pouws :3 poison in OwO the >_< sweepew's eaws, ÚwÚ and +leaves >_> him. The Queen >_> wetuwns, ^.^ finds OwO the UwU King OwO dead, ÚwÚ and makes +passionate ^w^ action. The uWu Poisonyew with >w< some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw Mutes, +comes in uWu again, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to condole with :3 hew. The UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is +xDD cawwied >_> away. The uWu Poisonyew x3 wooes OwO the Queen with :33 gifts; ^.^ she +uWu seems harsh ÚwÚ and unwilling uWu awhiwe, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >_< accepts +his wuv. +OwO Exeunt. + +Oph. What :3 means this, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is >_< miching mawhecho; ^.^ it :3 means x3 mischief. +Oph. Belike :3 this show impowts OwO the awgument >_> of OwO the play. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Pwowogue. + +ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this fewwow. The ;;w;; pwayews cannyot ^-^ keep counsew; +they'll tell all. +Oph. uWu Wiww ^.^ he tell OwO us what :3 this show >w< meant? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ any show UwU that ^w^ you'ww show >_> him. Be ^.^ nyot you asham'd ^-^ to +show, :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to tell you what ^.^ it ^w^ means. +Oph. You awe >_> nyaught, you awe ÚwÚ nyaught! I'll mark OwO the play. + +^-^ Pwo. >_< Fow >w< us, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw tragedy, +;;w;; Hewe OwO stooping ^-^ to >_> youw x3 cwemency, +We UwU beg >_> youw hearing patiently. [Exit.] + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a pwowogue, ^w^ ow OwO the posy >_> of :3 a ring? +Oph. ^.^ 'Tis brief, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As :3 woman's wuv. + +x3 Entew >w< [two >_< Pwayews ;;w;; as] UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen. + +King. >w< Fuww OwO thiwty xDD times ;;w;; hath Phoebus' OwO cawt gonye x3 wound +Nyeptunye's salt wash ÚwÚ and Tellus' >_> owbed >w< gwound, +And OwO thiwty ;;w;; dozed >_< moons with OwO bowwowed sheen +About OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ have xDD times twewve thirties :3 been, +x3 Since love ^-^ ouw hearts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hymen >_> did ^-^ ouw x3 hands, +>_< Unyite >w< comutuaw in UwU most xDD sacwed ;;w;; bands. +Queen. ^w^ So many journeys ^-^ may OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon +UwU Make OwO us UwU again ;;w;; count o'ew ewe love >w< be :33 donye! +But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! you awe OwO so uWu sick >_> of :3 wate, +^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom :33 cheew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_> youw fowmew state. +:33 That I :3 distwust you. xDD Yet, >w< though I distwust, +Discomfort you, my lord, ^.^ it nyothing must; +>_< Fow women's ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and love howds UwU quantity, +UwU In neither aught, ^w^ ow in extwemity. +Nyow what my love ;;w;; is, >_> pwoof ;;w;; hath :3 made you know; +And as my love :3 is siz'd, my ;;w;; feaw :3 is ÚwÚ so. +:3 Whewe love :3 is >_> gweat, OwO the >_> wittwest :33 doubts awe fear; +:3 Whewe wittwe ^-^ feaws gwow >_> gweat, gweat love grows ^.^ thewe. +King. OwO Faith, I >w< must xDD weave ^.^ thee, love, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy :33 too; +UwU My operant >w< powews theiw ^.^ functions xDD weave ^-^ to do. +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live in :3 this fair x3 wowwd ^.^ behind, +UwU Honyouw'd, >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ onye as >w< kind +>_< Fow xDD husband ^-^ shawt ;;w;; thou- +Queen. :33 O, xDD confound OwO the rest! +Such love >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu tweason in my breast. +When uWu second xDD husband let me >w< be accuwst! +None wed OwO the uWu second uWu but ^-^ who >_< kiwwed OwO the >_> fiwst. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Wormwood, OwO wowmwood! + +Queen. The ^.^ instances UwU that uWu second mawwiage move +uWu Awe base respects >_> of ;;w;; thwift, uWu but UwU nyonye >_> of wuv. +OwO A uWu second UwU time I :33 kiww my xDD husband UwU dead +When uWu second xDD husband OwO kisses me in bed. +King. I ^-^ do believe you ÚwÚ think what :3 nyow you >_< speak; +But what ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD detewminye ^w^ oft ^-^ we break. +:33 Puwpose :3 is uWu but OwO the ^w^ swave ^-^ to memory, +x3 Of viowent birth, uWu but UwU poow ;;w;; vawidity; +^w^ Which nyow, >_< wike fwuit ÚwÚ unwipe, sticks uWu on OwO the xDD twee, +But fiww unshaken when uWu they mewwow UwU be. +uWu Most nyecessawy 'tis UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ fowget +ÚwÚ To pay uWu ouwsewves what ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves :3 is UwU debt. +What ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves in passion ^-^ we propose, +The passion ending, doth OwO the OwO puwpose lose. +The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew >w< gwief ^w^ ow ^.^ joy +Their >_> own uWu enyactuwes with themsewves destroy. +:3 Whewe ^.^ joy UwU most revels, >w< gwief doth UwU most lament; +x3 Gwief ;;w;; joys, ^.^ joy UwU gwieves, uWu on x3 swendew accident. +:3 This x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ aye, :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange +:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw loves shouwd with ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ change; +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a xDD question weft OwO us ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :3 pwuv, +:3 Whethew love ;;w;; wead OwO fowtunye, ^w^ ow ewse >_> fowtunye wuv. +The gweat man down, you mark his favourite x3 fwies, +The UwU poow >_> advanc'd makes fwiends >_> of enemies; +And hithewto doth love uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tend, +>_< Fow ^-^ who ^.^ nyot ^.^ nyeeds uWu shaww never wack :3 a OwO fwiend, +And ^-^ who in UwU want :3 a >w< howwow fwiend doth :33 twy, +Directly >_< seasons him his enyemy. +But, >_> owdewwy ^-^ to ^-^ end xDD whewe I ;;w;; begun, +Our wills ÚwÚ and fates ^-^ do OwO so contrary run +:33 That ^-^ ouw >_< devices still awe overthrown; +Our >_> thoughts awe UwU ouws, theiw ends UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. +^w^ So ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt nyo uWu second xDD husband OwO wed; +But die >w< thy >_> thoughts when >w< thy ^.^ fiwst lord :3 is UwU dead. +Queen. Nyow :3 eawth ^-^ to me ^w^ give food, :3 nyow >w< heaven >_< wight, +Spowt ÚwÚ and wepose ^-^ wock ^-^ fwom me :3 day ÚwÚ and night, +ÚwÚ To despewation xDD tuwn my xDD twust ÚwÚ and hope, +An anchow's :33 cheew in pwison >w< be my UwU scope, +>_> Each >w< opposite UwU that >_> bwanks OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ joy +UwU Meet what I would ^.^ have well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ destwoy, +Both here ÚwÚ and x3 hence x3 puwsue me ÚwÚ wasting stwife, +^.^ If, UwU once :3 a OwO widow, >w< evew I >w< be UwU wife! + +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd >_< bweak ^.^ it nyow! + +King. ^.^ 'Tis >_< deepwy swown. ÚwÚ Sweet, xDD weave me here >_> awhiwe. +UwU My uWu spiwits gwow dull, ÚwÚ and fain I would beguiwe +The >w< tedious :3 day with ^-^ sweep. +Queen. ^w^ Sweep ^-^ wock >w< thy ^-^ bwain, +ÚwÚ [He] sleeps. +And never come mischance :3 between OwO us OwO twain! +UwU Exit. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Madam, how >_< wike you :3 this xDD pway? +Queen. The wady doth uWu pwotest xDD too xDD much, :3 methinks. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu but she'll ^-^ keep xDD hew :33 wowd. +King. >_< Have you heard OwO the OwO awgument? ^-^ Is there nyo OwO offence :3 in't? +ÚwÚ Ham. No, no! ^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but >w< jest, :3 poison in x3 jest; nyo OwO offence >w< i' th' +world. +King. What ^-^ do you caww OwO the xDD pway? +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The Mousetwap.' x3 Mawwy, ^-^ how? Tropically. :3 This xDD pway :3 is OwO the +^.^ image >_> of :3 a >_> muwthew x3 donye in Viennya. ^w^ Gonzago :3 is OwO the >_> duke's ;;w;; nyame; +his xDD wife, :33 Baptista. You uWu shaww UwU see x3 anyon. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a knavish piece >_> of +ÚwÚ wowk; uWu but what o' ÚwÚ that? Your uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have free +souls, ^.^ it UwU touches OwO us not. >_> Wet OwO the ÚwÚ gaww'd jade ^w^ winch; ^-^ ouw >_> withews +awe UwU unwwung. + +x3 Entew Lucianus. + +:3 This :3 is ^-^ onye Lucianus, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the King. +Oph. You awe as good as :3 a chorus, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 couwd interpret :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw love, ^-^ if I :33 couwd UwU see +OwO the puppets dallying. +Oph. You awe keen, my lord, you awe :3 keen. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It would uWu cost you :3 a UwU gwoanying ^-^ to UwU take x3 off my edge. +Oph. OwO Stiww :3 bettew, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So you >w< must UwU take >_> youw ^-^ husbands.- :33 Begin, uWu muwthewew. xDD Pox, xDD weave +>w< thy x3 damnyabwe :3 faces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ begin! ^w^ Come, OwO the UwU cwoaking raven doth +bewwow uWu fow wevenge. + +Wuc. >_> Thoughts :3 bwack, ^.^ hands >_< apt, drugs ^.^ fit, ÚwÚ and UwU time agreeing; +Confederate UwU season, ewse nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe seeing; +Thou mixture wank, >_> of xDD midnyight weeds cowwected, +x3 With xDD Hecate's >_< ban ÚwÚ thwice :3 bwasted, ÚwÚ thwice infected, +x3 Thy :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ magic ÚwÚ and x3 diwe property +uWu On >_> whowesome life usurp immediatewy. +uWu Pouws OwO the :3 poison in his x3 eaws. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He OwO poisons him >w< i' th' garden UwU fow's ^-^ estate. His nyame's OwO Gonzago. +The story :3 is UwU extant, ÚwÚ and written in vewy UwU choice ^-^ Itawian. You +uWu shaww UwU see anon how OwO the muwthewew gets OwO the love >_> of OwO Gonzago's wife. +Oph. The UwU King x3 wises. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ fwighted with false xDD fiwe? +Queen. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give o'ew OwO the play. +King. >w< Give me >w< some light! xDD Away! +^.^ Aww. x3 Wights, lights, >w< wights! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the strucken ;;w;; deew >w< go ;;w;; weep, +The hart ungalled xDD pway; +>_< Fow >w< some >w< must xDD watch, >_< whiwe >w< some >w< must >w< sweep: +ÚwÚ Thus runs OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. +Wouwd ^.^ nyot this, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a fowest >_> of OwO feathews- ^-^ if OwO the west >_> of my +:3 fowtunyes xDD tuwn :3 Tuwk with x3 me-with two OwO Pwovinciaw >w< woses uWu on my raz'd +OwO shoes, >_< get me :3 a OwO fewwowship in :3 a x3 cwy >_> of players, sir? +How. Hawf :3 a ^w^ shawe. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A xDD whowe ^-^ onye >_> I! +>_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, :3 O x3 Damon ^.^ deaw, +:3 This >_< weawm dismantwed ÚwÚ was +x3 Of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow reigns here +OwO A very, x3 vewy- x3 pajock. +How. You UwU might ^.^ have rhym'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O good xDD Howatio, I'll UwU take OwO the ghost's >_> wowd uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand +xDD pound! >w< Didst >w< pewceive? +How. Very well, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon OwO the talk >_> of OwO the UwU poisonying? +How. I >_> did vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ nyote >_> him. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Aha! ^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! ^w^ Come, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! +>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the comedy, +UwU Why then, belike ^.^ he wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD pewdy. +^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! + +x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +Guiw. Good my lord, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a >_> wowd with you. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, :3 a xDD whowe >w< histowy. +Guiw. The ;;w;; King, sir- +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, what >_> of OwO him? +Guiw. ^-^ Is in his >_< wetiwement, ^-^ mawvewwous distempew'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 With x3 dwink, sir? +Guiw. No, my ^w^ wowd; wathew with choler. +ÚwÚ Ham. Your OwO wisdom shouwd show itsewf ^-^ mowe wichew ^-^ to signify :3 this ^-^ to +OwO the ^-^ doctow; uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< put him ^-^ to his ^w^ puwgation would UwU pewhaps +plunge him OwO into :3 faw ^-^ mowe choler. +Guiw. Good my lord, >w< put >_> youw :3 discouwse OwO into >w< some >_< fwame, ÚwÚ and start +^.^ nyot OwO so >_> wiwdwy ^-^ fwom my affair. +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_> tame, siw; pronounce. +Guiw. The uWu Queen, >_> youw mothew, in UwU most gweat affliction >_> of spirit +;;w;; hath x3 sent me ^-^ to you. +ÚwÚ Ham. You awe welcome. +Guiw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, :3 this couwtesy :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight bweed. +>w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a >_> whowesome ^-^ answew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do +>_> youw >_> mothew's uWu commandment; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> youw pawdon ÚwÚ and my xDD wetuwn +uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ end >_> of my :33 businyess. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I :3 cannyot. +Guiw. >_> What, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Make you :3 a >_> whowesome answew; my UwU wit's :3 diseas'd. But, ;;w;; siw, such +ÚwÚ answew :3 is I can >_> make, you uWu shaww >_< command; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, as you ÚwÚ say, +my mother. OwO Thewefowe nyo :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ to OwO the matter! UwU My mothew, you +:33 say- +^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD says: >_> youw >_> behaviouw ;;w;; hath struck xDD hew OwO into +UwU amazement ÚwÚ and admiration. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O OwO wondewfuw UwU son, UwU that can OwO so stonish :3 a mothew! But :3 is there nyo +>w< sequew at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of :3 this >_> mothew's OwO admiwation? ^-^ Impawt. +^-^ Wos. She desires ^-^ to speak with you in xDD hew closet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed. +ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww uWu obey, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she >w< ten xDD times ^-^ ouw mother. >_< Have you ^-^ any +further trade with >_> us? +^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you UwU once >_> did love >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. And ^-^ do stiww, uWu by ^.^ these ^-^ pickews ÚwÚ and >_< steawews! +^-^ Wos. Good my lord, what :3 is >_> youw cause >_> of distemper? You ^-^ do ^w^ suwewy +bar OwO the xDD doow x3 upon >_> youw >_> own wibewty, ^-^ if you deny >_> youw gwiefs ^-^ to +>_> youw >w< fwiend. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I wack :3 advancement. +^-^ Wos. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, when you ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf +uWu fow >_> youw UwU succession in ÚwÚ Denmawk? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but 'while OwO the :3 gwass :3 gwows'- OwO the OwO pwuvwb :3 is xDD something +musty. + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< Pwayews with ^-^ wecowdews. + +:33 O, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! >_> Wet me UwU see ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ To withdraw with :3 you- x3 why ^-^ do +you >w< go about ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of uWu me, as ^-^ if you would ÚwÚ dwive me +OwO into :3 a >_< toiw? +Guiw. :3 O my lord, ^-^ if my >_> duty >w< be xDD too bold, my love :3 is xDD too unmannyewwy. +ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww undewstand ;;w;; that. uWu Wiww you xDD pway x3 upon :3 this UwU pipe? +Guiw. UwU My lord, I :3 cannyot. +ÚwÚ Ham. I pray you. +Guiw. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I :3 cannyot. +ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. +Guiw. I >w< knyow, nyo ^.^ touch >_> of it, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy as ^.^ wying. Guvwn ^.^ these OwO ventages with >_> youw +fingers ÚwÚ and thumbs, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> bweath with >_> youw uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww +:3 discouwse UwU most eloquent UwU music. Wook you, ^.^ these awe OwO the stops. +Guiw. But ^.^ these cannyot I xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ any utt'wance >_> of >w< hawmony. I +^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; skiww. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, how unworthy :3 a xDD thing you ^-^ make >_> of UwU me! You +would xDD pway x3 upon me; you would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow my ÚwÚ stops; you would +xDD pwuck >_< out OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my mystery; you would :33 sound me ^-^ fwom my +x3 wowest ^-^ nyote ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of my >_> compass; ÚwÚ and there :3 is >w< much OwO music, +excellent OwO voice, in :3 this wittwe ^-^ owgan, ÚwÚ yet cannyot you ^-^ make ^.^ it +speak. uWu 'Sbwood, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^-^ easiew ^-^ to >w< be >_> pway'd uWu on than :3 a +UwU pipe? ^-^ Caww me what ^.^ instwument you wiww, >w< though you can ÚwÚ fwet uWu me, +you cannyot xDD pway x3 upon >_> me. + +x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. + +:3 God bless you, :3 siw! +ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, OwO the Queen would speak with you, ÚwÚ and >_> pwesentwy. +ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see :33 yondew cwoud that's ^w^ awmost in ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ^-^ camew? +ÚwÚ Pow. By th' ;;w;; mass, ÚwÚ and 'tis >_< wike :3 a >_> camew :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Methinks ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. +ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; back'd >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. +ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_< wike :3 a whawe. +ÚwÚ Pow. Very >_< wike :3 a whawe. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I come ^-^ to my mothew UwU by-and-by.- ^.^ They OwO foow me ^-^ to OwO the +:3 top >_> of my :3 bent.- I uWu wiww come by-and-by. +ÚwÚ Pow. I uWu wiww uWu say ÚwÚ so. UwU Exit. +ÚwÚ Ham. 'By-and-by' :3 is easiwy OwO said.- Weave uWu me, >_< fwiends. +[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] +^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the vewy uWu witching UwU time >_> of night, +When >_< chuwchyawds uWu yawn, ÚwÚ and heww itsewf breathes >_< out +uWu Contagion ^-^ to :3 this world. Nyow :33 couwd I dwink ^.^ hot UwU bwood +And ^-^ do such :33 bittew ^-^ businyess as OwO the :3 day +Wouwd ^-^ quake ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. Soft! :3 nyow ^-^ to my mothew! +:3 O xDD heawt, wose ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyatuwe; let ^.^ nyot >w< evew +The ^w^ souw >_> of >w< Nyewo ÚwÚ entew :3 this ^w^ fiwm >_< bosom. +>_> Wet me >w< be cruel, ^.^ nyot OwO unnyatuwaw; +I uWu wiww speak >_> daggews ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but ;;w;; use none. +UwU My :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw in :3 this >w< be hypocrites- +OwO How in my uWu wowds somever ^.^ she >w< be shent, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :33 seaws OwO nyevew, my >_> souw, ^w^ consent! UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; King, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +King. I >_< wike him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ stands ^.^ it xDD safe with OwO us +ÚwÚ To let his UwU madnyess range. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe OwO you; +I >_> youw :33 commission uWu wiww >_> fowthwith ÚwÚ dispatch, +And ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ÚwÚ awong with you. +The >_> tewms >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe +Hazard OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO us as doth houwwy gwow +Out >_> of his ^.^ wunyacies. +Guiw. We uWu wiww uWu ouwsewves OwO pwovide. +uWu Most holy ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep x3 those many many OwO bodies xDD safe +:33 That live ÚwÚ and :33 feed x3 upon >_> youw Majesty. +^-^ Wos. The >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD pecuwiaw life :3 is bound +x3 With >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the :33 mind +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep itsewf ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyoyance; uWu but >w< much ^-^ mowe +:33 That spirit x3 upon uWu whose ^-^ weaw depends ÚwÚ and wests +The ;;w;; wives >_> of ^.^ many. The cesse >_> of majesty +^.^ Dies ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, uWu but >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf doth dwaw +What's ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it with it. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD massy wheew, +Fix'd uWu on OwO the summit >_> of OwO the OwO highest >_< mount, +ÚwÚ To uWu whose huge spokes >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wessew >w< things +uWu Awe xDD mowtis'd ÚwÚ and >w< adjoin'd; ;;w;; which when ^.^ it falls, +>_> Each small xDD annyexment, :33 petty ;;w;; consequence, +^.^ Attends OwO the :3 boist'wous wuin. uWu Nyevew :3 awonye +OwO Did OwO the ;;w;; king >w< sigh, uWu but with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw groan. +King. x3 Awm you, I pray you, ^-^ to >w< th', :3 speedy UwU voyage; +>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww fetters >w< put x3 upon :3 this feaw, +^w^ Which :3 nyow :33 goes xDD too >_> fwee-footed. +Both. We uWu wiww haste ÚwÚ us. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ Gentwemen. + +x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. + +ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, :33 he's ^-^ going ^-^ to his >_> mothew's ^w^ cwoset. +^-^ Behind OwO the awwas I'll convey ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^.^ pwocess. I'll ;;w;; wawwant she'll >_> tax him >_< home; +And, as you said, ÚwÚ and wisewy ÚwÚ was ^.^ it said, +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that >w< some ^-^ mowe ^-^ audience than :3 a mothew, +x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe makes them partial, shouwd x3 o'ewheaw +The speech, >_> of vantage. Fawe you well, my ^.^ wiege. +I'll caww x3 upon you ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed +And tell you what I know. +King. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear my :33 wowd. +Exit x3 [Powonyius]. +:33 O, my OwO offence :3 is wank, ^.^ it smewws ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; +^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the pwimaw ewdest ^w^ cuwse xDD upon't, +OwO A >_< bwothew's ^w^ muwthew! ;;w;; Pway can I ;;w;; nyot, +^-^ Though UwU incwinyation >w< be as shawp as uWu wiww. +UwU My stronger UwU guiwt ;;w;; defeats my >w< stwong >_> intent, +And, >_< wike :3 a man ^-^ to double ^-^ businyess UwU bound, +I ^.^ stand in :3 pause xDD whewe I uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ begin, +And uWu both >_> nyegwect. What ^-^ if :3 this x3 cuwsed hand +Were ^-^ thickew than itsewf with >_< bwothew's blood, +^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wain enough in OwO the ^w^ sweet uWu heavens +ÚwÚ To wash ^.^ it >_> white as snyow? xDD Wheweto sewves UwU mewcy +But ^-^ to confront OwO the >_> visage >_> of ÚwÚ offence? +And ^w^ what's in >w< pwayew uWu but :3 this >w< twofowd force, +ÚwÚ To >w< be forestalled ewe ^-^ we come ^-^ to fall, +Ow >w< pawdon'd being :33 down? ;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ wook up; +UwU My fauwt :3 is ^.^ past. But, :33 O, what fowm >_> of >w< pwayew +^w^ Can sewve my ^w^ tuwn? uWu 'Fowgive me my ;;w;; fouw >_< muwthew'? +:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; >_< since I x3 am still ^-^ possess'd +x3 Of x3 those effects uWu fow ;;w;; which I >_> did OwO the muwthew- +UwU My UwU cwown, >_< minye >_> own ^-^ ambition, ÚwÚ and my >w< queen. +May ^-^ onye >w< be >w< pawdon'd ÚwÚ and wetain th' ÚwÚ offence? +UwU In OwO the >_< cowwupted UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd +Offence's x3 giwded hand ^-^ may shove uWu by justice, +And ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU pwize itsewf +^.^ Buys >_< out OwO the waw; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so above. +Thewe :3 is nyo shuffwing; there OwO the >w< action :3 wies +UwU In his OwO twue UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ compeww'd, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and fowehead >_> of ^-^ ouw fauwts, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give in evidence. What ^.^ then? What :33 wests? +>_> Twy what ^w^ wepentance ^.^ can. What can ^.^ it not? +>_> Yet what can ^.^ it when ^-^ onye cannyot repent? +:3 O wwetched >_> state! :3 O uWu bosom bwack as >_< death! +:3 O wimed >_> souw, UwU that, struggling ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwee, +Awt ^-^ mowe ^w^ engag'd! :3 Hewp, angews! UwU Make >_< assay. +xDD Bow, :3 stubbown knyees; ÚwÚ and OwO heawt with ^w^ stwings >_> of steel, +Be ^.^ soft as sinyews >_> of OwO the nyew-bown ;;w;; babe! +^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be :33 weww. ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. + +x3 Entew Hamlet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow UwU might I ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO pat, :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is uWu pwaying; +And :3 nyow I'll :3 do't. And OwO so ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to UwU heaven, +And OwO so x3 am I x3 weveng'd. :33 That would >w< be :33 scann'd. +OwO A villain kiwws my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that, +OwO I, his >_> sowe UwU son, ^-^ do :3 this >_> same villain ^-^ send +ÚwÚ To >_< heaven. +ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sawawy, ^.^ nyot wevenge! +ÚwÚ He took my fathew grossly, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ bwead, +x3 With >w< aww his >w< cwimes bwoad uWu bwown, as flush as :3 May; +And how his >w< audit :3 stands, ^-^ who knows :33 save >w< heaven? +But in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of thought, +^.^ 'Tis :33 heavy with him; ÚwÚ and x3 am I then reveng'd, +ÚwÚ To UwU take him in OwO the purging >_> of his >_> souw, +When ^.^ he :3 is x3 fit ÚwÚ and ^w^ seasonyed uWu fow his >_> passage? +>_< Nyo. +ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 thou :3 a ^-^ mowe horrid ^-^ hent. +When ^.^ he :3 is dwunk asleep; ^w^ ow in his ;;w;; wage; +Ow in th' ^w^ incestuous ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of his ^-^ bed; +^.^ At gaming, swearing, ^w^ ow about >w< some ^.^ act +:33 That >_> has nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; sawvation ;;w;; in't- +;;w;; Then >w< twip ^w^ him, UwU that his ^.^ heews ^-^ may kick at UwU heaven, +And UwU that his ^w^ souw ^-^ may >w< be as :33 damn'd ÚwÚ and bwack +UwU As >_< heww, ÚwÚ wheweto ^.^ it OwO goes. UwU My mothew >_< stays. +:3 This ÚwÚ physic uWu but pwowongs >w< thy sickly ^.^ days. UwU Exit. +King. [rises] UwU My uWu wowds UwU fwy uWu up, my >_> thoughts >_< wemain below. +Words ^-^ without >_> thoughts never ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ go. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +The Queen's ^w^ cwoset. + +x3 Entew Queen ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. + +ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. Wook you uWu way UwU home ^-^ to >_> him. +>_> Teww him his pranks ^.^ have >_< been xDD too bwoad ^-^ to bear OwO with, +And UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^w^ scween'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stood :3 between +^.^ Much heat ÚwÚ and >_> him. I'll siwence me x3 even here. +;;w;; Pway you >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. +ÚwÚ Ham. (within) ÚwÚ Mothew, mothew, mothew! +Queen. I'll ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; ;;w;; feaw me not. OwO Withdwaw; I hear him >w< coming. +>w< [Powonyius hides >_> behind OwO the >_< awwas.] + +x3 Entew Hamlet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow, mothew, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +Queen. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Mothew, you ^.^ have my fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. +Queen. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ÚwÚ answew with OwO an :33 idwe OwO tongue. +ÚwÚ Ham. Go, ÚwÚ go, you xDD question with :3 a ;;w;; wicked OwO tongue. +Queen. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU Hamwet? +ÚwÚ Ham. What's OwO the matter ^w^ nyow? +Queen. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? +ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by OwO the >_< wood, ^.^ nyot so! +You awe OwO the uWu Queen, >_> youw >_< husband's >_< bwothew's xDD wife, +And (wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ so!) you awe my mother. +Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD set x3 those ^-^ to you UwU that can speak. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you down. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 budge I +You >w< go ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I xDD set you OwO up :3 a :3 gwass +:3 Whewe you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the inmost part >_> of you. +Queen. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >_> muwthew x3 me? +:3 Hewp, help, UwU ho! +ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] >_> What, UwU ho! help, help, :33 hewp! +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD [dwaws] OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a rat? Dead uWu fow :3 a ^-^ ducat, x3 dead! +:33 [Makes :3 a xDD pass OwO thwough OwO the awwas and] kiwws x3 Powonyius. +ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! +Queen. :3 O uWu me, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ King? +Queen. :33 O, what :3 a wash ÚwÚ and bwoody deed :3 is x3 this! +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A bwoody xDD deed- ^w^ awmost as :33 bad, good mothew, +UwU As :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy with his brother. +Queen. UwU As :33 kiww :3 a king? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< wady, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my :33 wowd. +[Wifts OwO up OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and >_> sees Powonyius.] +Thou :3 wwetched, rash, ^.^ intwuding fool, faweweww! +I took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ bettew. ;;w;; Take >w< thy xDD fowtunye. +Thou ^-^ find'st ^-^ to >w< be xDD too busy :3 is >w< some >_> dangew. +Weave wwinging >_> of >_> youw >_< hinds. UwU Peace! ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down +And let me wwing >_> youw >_> heawt; uWu fow OwO so I uWu shaww +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 made >_> of UwU penyetwabwe ÚwÚ stuff; +>w< If damned UwU custom ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwaz'd ^.^ it OwO so +:33 That ^.^ it :3 is >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and buwwawk x3 against :33 sense. +Queen. What ^.^ have I x3 donye UwU that :3 thou :33 daw'st wag >w< thy :33 tongue +UwU In ^w^ nyoise OwO so wude x3 against x3 me? +ÚwÚ Ham. Such OwO an ^.^ act +:33 That bwuws OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and x3 bwush >_> of >_> modesty; +:3 Cawws :3 viwtue hypocwite; ^-^ takes x3 off OwO the wose +From OwO the fair fowehead >_> of OwO an innyocent love, +And ^w^ sets :3 a ÚwÚ bwistew :3 thewe; makes mawwiage >_< vows +UwU As false as dicers' OwO oaths. :33 O, such :3 a deed +UwU As ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of contraction plucks +The vewy >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >_< wewigion makes +OwO A whapsody >_> of UwU wowds! ÚwÚ Heaven's ;;w;; face doth ^.^ gwow; +xDD Yea, :3 this :33 sowidity ÚwÚ and compound ;;w;; mass, +x3 With x3 twistfuw uWu visage, as x3 against OwO the doom, +^-^ Is OwO thought-sick at OwO the ^-^ act. +Queen. ^w^ Ay uWu me, what ^-^ act, +:33 That ^w^ woaws OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO thundews in OwO the index? +ÚwÚ Ham. Wook here x3 upon ^w^ th's picture, ÚwÚ and uWu on this, +The >w< countewfeit presentment >_> of two OwO bwothews. +^w^ See what :3 a OwO gwace ÚwÚ was seated uWu on :3 this :33 bwow; +^w^ Hypewion's curls; OwO the xDD fwont >_> of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; +An eye >_< wike xDD Maws, ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and >_< command; +OwO A ÚwÚ station >_< wike OwO the xDD hewawd >_> Mewcuwy +Nyew ;;w;; wighted uWu on :3 a :3 heaven-kissing hiww: +OwO A combinyation ÚwÚ and :3 a fowm >_< indeed +:3 Whewe every god >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD set his >w< seaw +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the x3 wowwd assuwance >_> of :3 a xDD man. +:3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw >_> husband. Wook you :3 nyow what ;;w;; fowwows. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw xDD husband, >_< wike :3 a miwdew'd ear +Blasting his >_> whowesome brother. >_< Have you :3 eyes? +Could you uWu on :3 this fair ^.^ mountain xDD weave ^-^ to >_< feed, +And ^w^ batten uWu on :3 this OwO moow? Ha! ^.^ have you eyes +You cannyot caww ^.^ it :33 wuv; uWu fow at >_> youw :3 age +The heyday in OwO the UwU bwood :3 is >_> tame, >w< it's :33 humbwe, +And >_< waits x3 upon OwO the ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ judgment +Wouwd xDD step ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to uWu this? Sense ^w^ suwe you x3 have, +Else :33 couwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have motion; uWu but ^w^ suwe UwU that :33 sense +^-^ Is ^-^ apopwex'd; uWu fow UwU madnyess would ^.^ nyot ^-^ eww, +Nyow :33 sense ^-^ to ^-^ ecstacy ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so thrall'd +But ^.^ it ^-^ wesewv'd >w< some xDD quantity >_> of UwU choice +ÚwÚ To sewve in such :3 a difference. What ^w^ deviw >_> was't +:33 That ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath cozen'd you at UwU hoodman-bwind? +Eyes ^-^ without feewing, feeling ^-^ without ^-^ sight, +Eaws ^-^ without ^.^ hands ^w^ ow >_> eyes, >_< smewwing sans aww, +Ow uWu but :3 a sickly part >_> of ^-^ onye OwO twue :33 sense +Could ^.^ nyot OwO so mope. +:3 O OwO shame! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ bwush? Rebellious >_< heww, +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst mutinye in :3 a >_> matwon's OwO bonyes, +ÚwÚ To flaming xDD youth let :3 viwtue >w< be as wax +And OwO mewt in xDD hew >_> own >w< fiwe. UwU Pwocwaim nyo ÚwÚ shame +When OwO the UwU compuwsive ardour gives OwO the chawge, +x3 Since >_> fwost itsewf as activewy doth :33 buwn, +And reason x3 pandews uWu wiww. +Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! +Thou turn'st >_< minye eyes OwO into my vewy >_> souw, +And there I UwU see such bwack ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwainyed >_< spots +UwU As uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave theiw ;;w;; tinct. +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ to live +UwU In OwO the :3 wank ÚwÚ sweat >_> of OwO an OwO enseamed :33 bed, +Stew'd in x3 cowwuption, >w< honyeying ÚwÚ and :33 making love +Over OwO the UwU nyasty UwU sty! +Queen. :33 O, speak ^-^ to me nyo ;;w;; mowe! +^.^ These uWu wowds >_< wike >_> daggews ÚwÚ entew in >_< minye x3 eaws. +:3 Nyo :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Hamwet! +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A muwthewew ÚwÚ and :3 a viwwain! +OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< twentieth part OwO the tithe +x3 Of >_> youw OwO pwecedent ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO vice >_> of :33 kings; +OwO A uWu cutpuwse >_> of OwO the ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wuwe, +:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ shewf OwO the pwecious diadem stole +And >w< put ^.^ it in his ^w^ pocket! +Queen. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! + +x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost in his nightgown. + +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; shweds ÚwÚ and patches!- +ÚwÚ Save me ÚwÚ and hover o'ew me with >_> youw UwU wings, +You ^w^ heavenwy :33 guawds! What would >_> youw >_< gwacious figure? +Queen. ^.^ Awas, :33 he's uWu mad! +ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ^.^ nyot come >_> youw tawdy :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, +That, OwO waps'd in UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 passion, UwU wets >w< go uWu by +^-^ Th' ÚwÚ impowtant :33 acting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; dwead command? +:33 O, :33 say! +xDD Ghost. Do ^.^ nyot forget. :3 This visitation +^-^ Is uWu but ^-^ to :33 whet >w< thy ^w^ awmost bwunted uWu puwpose. +But look, UwU amazement uWu on >w< thy mothew ;;w;; sits. +:33 O, xDD step :3 between xDD hew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ fighting ^w^ souw +ÚwÚ Conceit in >_> weakest OwO bodies strongest OwO wowks. +^w^ Speak ^-^ to UwU hew, Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, >w< wady? +Queen. ^.^ Awas, how :3 is't with you, +:33 That you ^-^ do ^-^ bend >_> youw eye uWu on xDD vacancy, +And with th' ÚwÚ encowpowaw ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ do howd xDD discouwse? +:3 Fowth at >_> youw eyes >_> youw uWu spiwits >_> wiwdwy peep; +And, as OwO the sweeping xDD sowdiews in th' :33 awawm, +Your ^-^ bedded >w< haiws, >_< wike life in >_< excwements, +xDD Stawt OwO up ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO an OwO end. :3 O gentwe UwU son, +:3 Upon OwO the beat ÚwÚ and flame >_> of >w< thy distemper +xDD Spwinkwe cool >_> patience! uWu Wheweon ^-^ do you :3 wook? +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on :3 him! Wook you how OwO pawe ^.^ he ^w^ gwawes! +His fowm ÚwÚ and cause ^.^ conjoin'd, preaching ^-^ to ^w^ stonyes, +Wouwd ^-^ make them >w< capabwe.- Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, +Lest with :3 this >w< piteous >w< action you ;;w;; convewt +UwU My >w< stewn effects. ;;w;; Then what I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do +uWu Wiww UwU want OwO twue uWu cowouw- ;;w;; teaws UwU pewchance uWu fow bwood. +Queen. ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do you speak uWu this? +ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see nyothing thewe? +Queen. Nyothing at uWu aww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww UwU that :3 is I :3 see. +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow >_> did you nyothing uWu heaw? +Queen. No, nyothing uWu but :33 ouwsewves. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you ;;w;; thewe! Wook how ^.^ it xDD steaws >w< away! +UwU My fathew, in his :33 habit as ^.^ he wiv'd! +Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he :33 goes x3 even :3 nyow >_< out at OwO the ;;w;; powtaw! +Exit xDD Ghost. +Queen. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy coinyage >_> of >_> youw x3 bwain. +:3 This :3 bodiwess ^-^ cweation ecstasy +^-^ Is vewy ÚwÚ cunnying in. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Ecstasy? +UwU My >_> puwse as x3 youws doth ^w^ tempewatewy ^-^ keep UwU time +And makes as heawthfuw UwU music. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess +:33 That I ^.^ have :3 utt'wed. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to OwO the >_< test, +And I OwO the matter uWu wiww wewowd; ;;w;; which UwU madnyess +Wouwd :33 gambow OwO fwom. ÚwÚ Mothew, uWu fow love >_> of >w< gwace, +>w< Way ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 fwattewing unction ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw +:33 That ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass uWu but my UwU madnyess ;;w;; speaks. +^w^ It uWu wiww uWu but ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm OwO the uwcewous place, +ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 wank x3 cowwuption, minying >w< aww ÚwÚ within, +:3 Infects xDD unseen. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; +Repent ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; UwU avoid what :3 is ^-^ to x3 come; +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU spwead OwO the x3 compost uWu on OwO the weeds +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them wankew. uWu Fowgive me :3 this my viwtue; +>_< Fow in OwO the fatnyess >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ puwsy xDD times +OwO Viwtue itsewf >_> of OwO vice >w< must pawdon >w< beg- +xDD Yea, ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo uWu fow xDD weave ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. +Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast cleft my OwO heawt in OwO twain. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, thwow away OwO the ^-^ wowsew part >_> of it, +And live OwO the ;;w;; puwew with OwO the uWu othew ^.^ hawf, +Good night- uWu but >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my xDD uncwe's bed. +OwO Assume :3 a uWu viwtue, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ it not. +:33 That ;;w;; monstew, :33 custom, ^-^ who >w< aww :33 sense doth xDD eat +x3 Of ^-^ habits :33 eviw, :3 is :3 angew ÚwÚ yet in this, +:33 That ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of :33 actions fair ÚwÚ and good +ÚwÚ He wikewise gives :3 a fwock ^w^ ow x3 wivewy, +:33 That >_< aptwy :3 is >w< put x3 on. Wefwain to-night, +And UwU that uWu shaww lend :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU easinyess +ÚwÚ To OwO the next ^.^ abstinyence; OwO the next ^-^ mowe ;;w;; easy; +>_< Fow ;;w;; use ^w^ awmost can >_> change OwO the stamp >_> of UwU nyatuwe, +And ;;w;; eithew >_< [mastew] OwO the x3 deviw, ^w^ ow thwow him >_< out +x3 With :3 wondwous ^-^ potency. >w< Once :3 mowe, good >_< nyight; +And when you awe xDD desiwous ^-^ to >w< be bwest, +I'll xDD bwessing UwU beg >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >_< Fow :3 this >_> same lord, +I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wepent; uWu but >w< heaven ;;w;; hath pleas'd ^.^ it so, +ÚwÚ To punish me with this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with uWu me, +:33 That I >w< must >w< be theiw >_> scouwge ÚwÚ and minister. +I uWu wiww bestow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; weww +The death I >_> gave >_> him. ^w^ So uWu again, good ^-^ nyight. +I >w< must >w< be cruel, only ^-^ to >w< be x3 kind; +ÚwÚ Thus OwO bad begins, ÚwÚ and >_< wowse remains >w< behind. +>_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, good >_< wady. +Queen. What uWu shaww I x3 do? +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot this, uWu by nyo means, UwU that I ;;w;; bid you :33 do: +>_> Wet OwO the :33 bwoat UwU King >_> tempt you UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ bed; +>_< Pinch >_< wanton uWu on >_> youw xDD cheek; caww you his :3 mouse; +And let ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of reechy >_< kisses, +Ow ^-^ paddwing in >_> youw neck with his :33 damn'd ^w^ fingews, +UwU Make you ^-^ to ^.^ wavew >w< aww :3 this matter out, +:33 That I essentially x3 am ^.^ nyot in UwU madnyess, +But mad in cwaft. 'Twewe good you let him know; +>_< Fow ^-^ who that's uWu but :3 a queen, :33 faiw, sobew, ÚwÚ wise, +Wouwd ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu paddock, ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD bat, :3 a x3 gib +Such dear uWu concewnyings hide? OwO Who would ^-^ do so? +No, in UwU despite >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and secwecy, +^w^ Unpeg OwO the basket uWu on OwO the :3 house's >_< top, +>_> Wet OwO the :33 biwds fly, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the :3 famous ape, +ÚwÚ To twy UwU concwusions, in OwO the basket cweep +And >_< bweak >_> youw >_> own neck down. +Queen. Be :3 thou assur'd, ^-^ if uWu wowds >w< be :3 made >_> of breath, +And >_> bweath >_> of xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyo life ^-^ to bweathe +What :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. I >w< must ^-^ to England; you xDD knyow ÚwÚ that? +Queen. Awack, +I xDD had fowgot! ^.^ 'Tis OwO so concwuded x3 on. +ÚwÚ Ham. There's letters seaw'd; ÚwÚ and my two ^.^ schoowfewwows, +x3 Whom I uWu wiww xDD twust as I uWu wiww ^.^ addews ^w^ fang'd, +^.^ They bear OwO the mandate; uWu they >w< must ;;w;; sweep my uWu way +And mawshaw me ^-^ to >_> knyavewy. >_> Wet ^.^ it ÚwÚ wowk; +>_< Fow 'tis OwO the uWu spowt ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the enginyew +x3 Hoist with his >_> own >w< petaw; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd +But I uWu wiww delve ^-^ onye x3 yawd x3 bewow theiw xDD minyes +And blow them at OwO the ÚwÚ moon. :33 O, 'tis UwU most ^w^ sweet +When in ^-^ onye xDD winye two crafts :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ meet. +:3 This man uWu shaww xDD set me packing. +I'll ^-^ wug OwO the ^-^ guts OwO into OwO the UwU nyeighbouw x3 woom.- +ÚwÚ Mothew, good UwU nyight.- ;;w;; Indeed, :3 this :33 counsewwow +^-^ Is :3 nyow UwU most stiww, UwU most secwet, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 gwave, +OwO Who ÚwÚ was in life :3 a foowish x3 peating knave. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to dwaw towawd OwO an ^-^ end with you. +Good night, mother. +xDD [Exit OwO the Queen. >w< Then] Exit x3 Hamwet, OwO tugging in +x3 Powonyius. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, with x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +King. There's matter in ^.^ these ^w^ sighs. ^.^ These :3 pwofound UwU heaves +You >w< must OwO twanswate; 'tis x3 fit ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ them. +:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw xDD son? +Queen. uWu Bestow :3 this place uWu on OwO us :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. +[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn.] +xDD Ah, >_< minye >_> own lord, what ^.^ have I uWu seen to-nyight! +King. >_> What, x3 Gewtwude? OwO How OwO does UwU Hamwet? +Queen. >_> Mad as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind when uWu both >w< contend +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ mightiew. UwU In his :33 wawwess x3 fit +^-^ Behind OwO the awwas hearing xDD something uWu stiw, +^.^ Whips >_< out his rapier, x3 cwies 'A wat, :3 a OwO wat!' +And in :3 this brainish appwehension kiwws +The >_> unseen good ^.^ owd xDD man. +King. :3 O :33 heavy deed! +^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO so with >w< us, xDD had ^-^ we >_< been ^.^ thewe. +His ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ thweats ^-^ to xDD aww- +ÚwÚ To you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. +^.^ Awas, how uWu shaww :3 this bwoody deed >w< be answer'd? +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_> waid ^-^ to >w< us, uWu whose providence +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ kept showt, >w< westwain'd, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ haunt +:3 This mad x3 young xDD man. But OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw love +We would ^.^ nyot undewstand what ÚwÚ was UwU most ^.^ fit, +But, >_< wike OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of :3 a ;;w;; fouw disease, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom divulging, let ^.^ it :33 feed +>_< Even uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of wife. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he gonye? +Queen. ÚwÚ To dwaw >_> apawt OwO the ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ;;w;; hath kill'd; +uWu O'ew xDD whom his vewy UwU madnyess, >_< wike >w< some owe +x3 Among :3 a mineral >_> of metals base, +>w< Shows itsewf >_> puwe. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow what :3 is >w< donye. +King. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, come >w< away! +The >_< sun nyo sooner uWu shaww OwO the uWu mountains ^.^ touch +But ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; ship him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 viwe deed +We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw majesty ÚwÚ and >_> skiww +Both countenance ÚwÚ and excuse. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! + +x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +>_< Fwiends ^.^ both, >w< go >_> join you with >w< some further :33 aid. +Hamlet in UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath :33 Powonyius slain, +And ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's closet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he dragg'd >_> him. +uWu Go >w< seek him ^-^ out; speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and bwing OwO the ÚwÚ body +x3 Into OwO the ^.^ chapew. I pray you haste in ÚwÚ this. +>_< Exeunt [Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn]. +^w^ Come, >_< Gewtwude, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up ^-^ ouw >_< wisest fwiends +And let them xDD knyow uWu both what ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do +And ^w^ what's ;;w;; untimewy >w< donye. [So uWu hapwy swandew-] +uWu Whose whisper o'ew OwO the world's ^w^ diametew, +UwU As ^w^ wevew as OwO the UwU cannyon ^-^ to his uWu bwank, +>w< Twanspowts his ;;w;; poisonyed :3 shot- ^-^ may ^-^ miss ^-^ ouw name +And :3 hit OwO the ^w^ woundwess >_< aiw.- :33 O, come >w< away! +UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and >w< dismay. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ passage in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew Hamlet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Safewy x3 stow'd. +^-^ Gentwemen. (within) ;;w;; Hamwet! Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! +ÚwÚ Ham. But ^.^ soft! What xDD nyoise? OwO Who calls uWu on UwU Hamwet? :33 O, here uWu they come. + +x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. + +^-^ Wos. What ^.^ have you >_< donye, my lord, with OwO the UwU dead body? +ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Compounded ^.^ it with xDD dust, ÚwÚ wheweto 'tis kin. +^-^ Wos. >_> Teww OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ thence +And bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chapew. +ÚwÚ Ham. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. +^-^ Wos. >_< Bewieve ;;w;; what? +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That I can ^-^ keep >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. UwU Besides, ^-^ to >w< be +>w< demanded >_> of :3 a uWu sponge, what ^-^ wepwication shouwd >w< be :3 made uWu by OwO the :3 son +>_> of :3 a king? +^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Take you me uWu fow :3 a uWu sponge, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, siw; UwU that ;;w;; soaks OwO up OwO the King's countenyance, his :3 wewawds, +his ;;w;; authowities. But such >_< officews ^-^ do OwO the UwU King :33 best service in +OwO the OwO end. ÚwÚ He >_< keeps ;;w;; them, >_< wike OwO an ape, in OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of his jaw; +^.^ fiwst mouth'd, ^-^ to >w< be last >_> Swawwowed. When ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds what you ^.^ have +gwean'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but xDD squeezing you :3 and, uWu sponge, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO dwy +again. +^-^ Wos. I undewstand you ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. OwO A knavish OwO speech sweeps in :3 a foowish OwO eaw. +^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you >w< must tell OwO us xDD whewe OwO the ÚwÚ body :3 is ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to +OwO the King. +ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ body :3 is with OwO the ;;w;; King, uWu but OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ body. +The UwU King :3 is :3 a :3 thing- +Guiw. OwO A :33 thing, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of nothing. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to >_> him. :33 Hide ÚwÚ fox, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< aftew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew King. + +King. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to find OwO the ÚwÚ body. +OwO How dangewous :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :3 this man :33 goes >_< woose! +>_> Yet >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< put OwO the >w< stwong OwO waw uWu on >_> him. +>w< He's :33 wov'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ distwacted muwtitude, +OwO Who >_< wike ^.^ nyot in theiw judgment, uWu but theiw ^w^ eyes; +And xDD whewe 'tis so, th' offender's >_> scouwge :3 is OwO weigh'd, +But never OwO the >_> offence. ÚwÚ To bear >w< aww ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and >_< even, +:3 This ^w^ sudden ^w^ sending him away >w< must ÚwÚ seem +Dewibewate UwU pause. >w< Diseases desperate UwU gwown +By desperate uWu appwiance awe >_< wewiev'd, +Ow ^.^ nyot at all. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Wosencwantz. + +OwO How :3 nyow :3 O What ;;w;; hath befaww'n? +^-^ Wos. :3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO bestow'd, my lord, +We cannyot >_< get ^-^ fwom >_> him. +King. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? +^-^ Wos. x3 Without, my ^w^ wowd; UwU guawded, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +King. >_< Bwing him before ÚwÚ us. +^-^ Wos. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! >_< Bwing in my :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn [with Attendants]. + +King. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, ^w^ whewe's :33 Powonyius? +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ At >_< suppew. +King. ^.^ At uWu suppew? ^-^ Whewe? +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he xDD eats, uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ eaten. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain +^.^ convocation >_> of ^.^ powitic worms awe uWu e'en at >_> him. Your wowm :3 is >_> youw +only empewow uWu fow diet. We UwU fat >w< aww cweatuwes ewse ^-^ to UwU fat >w< us, ÚwÚ and +^-^ we UwU fat uWu ouwsewves uWu fow UwU maggots. Your UwU fat ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> youw lean >_< beggaw +:3 is uWu but UwU vawiabwe :33 sewvice- two UwU dishes, uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ tabwe. ^.^ That's OwO the +OwO end. +King. ^.^ Awas, awas! +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< fish with OwO the wowm UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD eat >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and xDD eat +>_> of OwO the >_< fish UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fed >_> of UwU that ;;w;; wowm. +King. What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ to show you how :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ may >w< go :3 a ^-^ pwogwess OwO thwough +OwO the ^-^ guts >_> of :3 a :3 beggaw. +King. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Powonyius? +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In >_< heaven. >_> Send thithew ^-^ to :3 see. >w< If >_> youw :33 messengew find him ^.^ nyot +there, >w< seek him >w< i' th' uWu othew place OwO youwsewf. But :3 indeed, ^-^ if you +find him ^.^ nyot within :3 this ^w^ month, you uWu shaww nyose him as you >w< go OwO up +OwO the stair, OwO into OwO the xDD wobby. +King. uWu Go >w< seek him ^.^ thewe. uWu [To Attendants.] +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww stay ÚwÚ tiww you come. +[Exeunt Attendants.] +King. x3 Hamwet, :3 this deed, uWu fow UwU thinye x3 especiaw ^.^ safety,- +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< tendew as ^-^ we dearly >w< gwieve +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast done,- >w< must ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee x3 hence +x3 With :33 fiewy quickness. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe thysewf. +The bark :3 is ready ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind at help, +^-^ Th' associates ÚwÚ tend, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything :3 is bent +>_< Fow Engwand. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow Engwand? +King. >w< Ay, Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Good. +King. ^w^ So :3 is it, ^-^ if :3 thou knew'st ^-^ ouw puwposes. +ÚwÚ Ham. I UwU see :3 a >_> chewub UwU that >_> sees ^.^ them. But xDD come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! +Faweweww, dear mother. +King. x3 Thy :33 woving fathew, Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My mothew! Father ÚwÚ and mothew :3 is man ÚwÚ and ^-^ wife; man ÚwÚ and UwU wife :3 is +^-^ onye >_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and so, my mother. ^w^ Come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! +UwU Exit. +King. Follow him at ^-^ foot; >_> tempt him with ÚwÚ speed >_< aboawd. +x3 Deway ^.^ it not; I'll ^.^ have him x3 hence to-nyight. +xDD Away! uWu fow OwO evewything :3 is seal'd ÚwÚ and x3 donye +:33 That ewse >_> weans uWu on th' affair. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ make UwU haste. +>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and >_> Guiwdenstewn] +And, >_> Engwand, ^-^ if my love :3 thou hold'st at ^-^ aught,- +UwU As my gweat power thereof ^-^ may ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 sense, +x3 Since ÚwÚ yet >w< thy cicatrice looks OwO waw ÚwÚ and wed +:33 Aftew OwO the Danish ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< thy free awe +Pays homage ^-^ to :3 us,- :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cowdwy xDD set +Our x3 suvweign UwU pwocess, ;;w;; which impowts at x3 fuww, +By letters >_< congwuing ^-^ to UwU that >_> effect, +The ÚwÚ pwesent death >_> of Hamlet. Do it, England; +>_< Fow >_< wike OwO the UwU hectic in my UwU bwood ^.^ he rages, +And :3 thou >w< must cure >_> me. ;;w;; Tiww I xDD knyow 'tis >_< donye, +^.^ Howe'ew my xDD haps, my >_< joys ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew x3 begun. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +Near xDD Ewsinyowe. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas with his ;;w;; Awmy xDD uvw OwO the stage. + +Fow. Go, x3 Captain, ^-^ fwom me gweet OwO the Danish xDD king. +>_> Teww him UwU that uWu by his ;;w;; wicense ;;w;; Fowtinbwas +>w< Cwaves OwO the ^.^ conveyance >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd mawch +Over his ^.^ kingdom. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ wendezvous. +^-^ if UwU that his uWu Majesty would >w< aught with >w< us, +We uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw >_> duty in his eye; +And let him xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. +x3 Capt. I uWu wiww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. +Fow. uWu Go softwy x3 on. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but OwO the >_> Captain]. + +x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, OwO Wosencwantz, [Guiwdenstewn,] ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +ÚwÚ Ham. Good ;;w;; siw, uWu whose >w< powews awe ^w^ these? +x3 Capt. ^.^ They awe >_> of :3 Nyowway, sir. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How puwpos'd, ;;w;; siw, I pray you? +x3 Capt. uWu Against >w< some part >_> of ^.^ Powand. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who ÚwÚ commands ;;w;; them, sir? +x3 Capt. The nyephew ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, Fortinbras. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Goes ^.^ it x3 against OwO the x3 main >_> of :3 Powand, ;;w;; siw, +Ow uWu fow >w< some ^.^ fwontiew? +x3 Capt. >_> Twuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and with nyo addition, +We >w< go ^-^ to >_< gain :3 a wittwe patch >_> of gwound +:33 That ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it nyo >w< pwofit uWu but OwO the >w< nyame. +ÚwÚ To pay five >w< ducats, >_> five, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ fawm xDD it; +Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to :3 Nyowway ^w^ ow OwO the Powe +OwO A :33 wankew :3 wate, shouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 sowd in ^.^ fee. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the :33 Powack never uWu wiww ^w^ defend it. +x3 Capt. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is already xDD gawwison'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Two ^w^ thousand souws ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot debate OwO the xDD question >_> of :3 this :33 stwaw. +:3 This :3 is th' >_> imposthume >_> of >w< much wealth ÚwÚ and :3 peace, +:33 That >_< inwawd bweaks, ÚwÚ and >w< shows nyo cause ^-^ without +UwU Why OwO the man OwO dies.- I humbly :3 thank you, sir. +x3 Capt. :3 God OwO b' wi' you, sir. [Exit.] +^-^ Wos. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ go, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu Go :3 a wittwe >_> befowe. +[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] +OwO How >w< aww >w< occasions ^-^ do infowm x3 against me +And xDD spuw my :33 duww wevenge! What :3 is :3 a man, +>w< If his >_> chief good ÚwÚ and mawket >_> of his UwU time +Be uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> feed? OwO A >_> beast, nyo more. +>w< Suwe ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us with such uWu wawge discouwse, +OwO Wooking before ÚwÚ and aftew, >_> gave OwO us ^.^ nyot +:33 That capability ÚwÚ and godwike reason +ÚwÚ To :33 fust in OwO us unus'd. Nyow, whethew ^.^ it >w< be +uWu Bestiaw oblivion, ^w^ ow >w< some ^-^ cwaven scruple +x3 Of >w< thinking xDD too precisely uWu on th' ^w^ event,- +OwO A ^w^ thought which, >_> quawtew'd, ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye part OwO wisdom +And >w< evew three pawts ÚwÚ cowawd,- I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +UwU Why ÚwÚ yet I live ^-^ to uWu say >_< 'This thing's ^-^ to ^-^ do,' +;;w;; Sith I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and :3 means +ÚwÚ To :3 do't. ^.^ Exampwes :3 gwoss as :3 eawth exhowt >_> me. +>_> Witnyess :3 this ;;w;; awmy >_> of such mass ÚwÚ and chawge, +uWu Wed uWu by :3 a delicate ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ^w^ pwince, +uWu Whose ^.^ spiwit, with >_< divinye ambition >_> puff'd, +:3 Makes OwO mouths at OwO the :33 invisibwe UwU event, +xDD Exposing what :3 is x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and unsuwe +ÚwÚ To >w< aww UwU that OwO fowtunye, >_< death, ÚwÚ and danger dare, +>_< Even uWu fow OwO an >w< eggsheww. Wightwy ^-^ to >w< be gweat +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 stiw ^-^ without gweat ^.^ awgument, +But OwO gweatwy ^-^ to find >_< quawwew in :3 a straw +When honour's at OwO the ^-^ stake. OwO How ^.^ stand I then, +:33 That ^.^ have :3 a fathew OwO kwww'd, :3 a mothew stain'd, +OwO Excitements >_> of my reason ÚwÚ and my blood, +And let >w< aww >w< sweep, >_< whiwe ^-^ to my ÚwÚ shame I UwU see +The imminyent death >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men +:33 That uWu fow :3 a >_> fantasy ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of ÚwÚ fame +uWu Go ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves >_< wike beds, fight uWu fow :3 a plot +uWu Wheweon OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews cannyot twy OwO the ^-^ cause, +^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot tomb enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent +ÚwÚ To hide OwO the uWu swain? :33 O, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< fowth, +UwU My >_> thoughts >w< be bwoody, ^w^ ow >w< be nyothing :3 wowth! UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Scene :3 V. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew xDD Howatio, uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +Queen. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with :3 hew. +:33 Gent. She :3 is ^.^ impowtunyate, >_< indeed >_< distwact. +Her >w< mood uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds >w< be pitied. +Queen. What would ^.^ she have? +:33 Gent. She ^-^ speaks >w< much >_> of xDD hew uWu fathew; :33 says ^.^ she ÚwÚ heaws +There's tricks >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hems, ÚwÚ and x3 beats xDD hew >_> heawt; +>_< Spuwns uWu enviouswy at straws; ^-^ speaks >w< things in UwU doubt, +:33 That carry uWu but half :33 sense. Her OwO speech :3 is nothing, +>_> Yet OwO the unshaped ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it doth move +The >w< heawews ^-^ to >_> cowwection; uWu they ^-^ aim at it, +And botch OwO the uWu wowds OwO up x3 fit ^-^ to theiw >_> own xDD thoughts; +>w< Which, as xDD hew winks ÚwÚ and >w< nyods ÚwÚ and gestures ÚwÚ yiewd ;;w;; them, +:3 Indeed would ^-^ make ^-^ onye ÚwÚ think there UwU might >w< be thought, +^-^ Though nyothing ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ yet >w< much ;;w;; unhappiwy. +How. 'Twewe good ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe spoken with; uWu fow ^.^ she ^-^ may UwU stwew +Dangewous conjectuwes in ill-breeding minds. +Queen. >_> Wet xDD hew come in. +xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] +^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To my uWu sick ^w^ souw >w< (as x3 sin's OwO twue ^-^ nyatuwe is) +>_> Each :3 toy uWu seems Prologue ^-^ to >w< some gweat OwO amiss. +^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD awtwess jealousy :3 is UwU guiwt +^w^ It spiwws itsewf in feawing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. + +x3 Entew Ophelia distwacted. + +Oph. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the uWu beauteous uWu Majesty >_> of ÚwÚ Denmawk? +Queen. OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? +Oph. >w< (sings) +OwO How shouwd I >_> youw ^w^ twue-wuv xDD knyow +From another ÚwÚ onye? +By his cockle :3 bat >_> and' xDD staff +And his sandaw ;;w;; shoon. + +Queen. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, what impowts :3 this >w< song? +Oph. Say you? ;;w;; Nyay, pray You ^.^ mawk. + +x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, >w< wady, +ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone; +^.^ At his head :3 a grass-green x3 tuwf, +^.^ At his ^.^ heews :3 a >_> stonye. + +:33 O, UwU ho! +Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but Ophewia- +Oph. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ mawk. + +x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ White his x3 shwoud as OwO the ^.^ mountain snow- + +x3 Entew King. + +Queen. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! +Oph. x3 (Sings) +Larded >w< aww with ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ fwowews; +^w^ Which bewept ^-^ to OwO the grave >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< go +x3 With ^w^ twue-wuv showers. + +King. OwO How ^-^ do you, pwetty >w< wady? +Oph. Weww, :3 God ^w^ diwd xDD you! ^.^ They uWu say OwO the oww ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; bakew's daughter. +:3 Wowd, ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we awe, uWu but xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU be. :3 God >w< be at +>_> youw table! +King. ÚwÚ Conceit x3 upon xDD hew father. +Oph. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ this; uWu but when uWu they ^-^ ask, you what +^.^ it means, uWu say you :33 this: + +x3 (Sings) >w< To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint xDD Vawentinye's day, +^-^ Aww in OwO the xDD mownying >_< bedtime, +And I :3 a maid at >_> youw window, +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw Valentine. + +;;w;; Then OwO up ^.^ he wose ÚwÚ and UwU donn'd his ^w^ cwo'es +And dupp'd OwO the ;;w;; chambew doow, +>_> Wet in OwO the ;;w;; maid, UwU that >_< out :3 a maid +uWu Nyevew ^-^ depawted more. + +King. Pretty >w< Ophewia! +Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, ^-^ without OwO an ^-^ oath, I'll ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end on't! + +[Sings] By Gis ÚwÚ and uWu by x3 Saint Chawity, +Awack, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fie uWu fow OwO shame! +Young x3 men uWu wiww do't ^-^ if uWu they come to't +By ^w^ Cock, uWu they awe ^-^ to blame. + +>_> Quoth :33 she, 'Before you tumbwed uWu me, +You OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to >_> wed.' + +ÚwÚ He answers: + +x3 'So would I xDD 'a' >_< donye, uWu by :33 yondew >_> sun, +An :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to my ;;w;; bed.' + +King. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been ^.^ thus? +Oph. I >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. We >w< must >w< be patient; uWu but I cannyot +OwO choose uWu but weep ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu they would uWu way him >w< i' th' x3 cowd ground. +UwU My bwothew uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO so I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw good +x3 counsew. ^w^ Come, my uWu coach! Good night, ladies. Good night, ^w^ sweet +ladies. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. Exit +King. Follow xDD hew ^-^ cwose; ^w^ give xDD hew good xDD watch, I pray you. +xDD [Exit xDD Howatio.] +:33 O, :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 poison >_> of ^-^ deep gwief; ^.^ it spwings +^-^ Aww ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 death. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, >_< Gewtwude, +When ;;w;; sowwows xDD come, uWu they come ^.^ nyot >w< singwe >_< spies. +But in battalions! First, xDD hew fathew slain; +OwO Nyext, Your :3 son gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU most viowent >_< authow +x3 Of his >_> own ^.^ just remove; OwO the ^w^ peopwe >w< muddied, +;;w;; Thick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ and UwU unwhowesome in theiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and whispers +>_< Fow good Powonyius' >_< death, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye uWu but ;;w;; gweenwy +UwU In >_> huggew-muggew ^-^ to ;;w;; intew him; OwO Poow Ophelia +ÚwÚ Divided ^-^ fwom x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 faiw-judgment, +Without OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we awe >_> Pictuwes ^w^ ow mere ÚwÚ beasts; +>w< Wast, ÚwÚ and as such containing as >w< aww :33 these, +Her bwothew :3 is in >w< secwet come ^-^ fwom xDD Fwance; +And ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot buzzers ^-^ to ^.^ infect his ear +>w< Feeds uWu on his >_< wondew, ^-^ keep, ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ cwouds, +x3 With :3 pestiwent >_< speeches >_> of his >_< fathew's >_< death, +OwO Whewein necessity, >_> of matter beggaw'd, +uWu Wiww nyothing ÚwÚ stick Our person ^-^ to uWu awwaign +UwU In ear ÚwÚ and OwO eaw. :3 O my dear >_< Gewtwude, this, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; muwd'wing ;;w;; piece, in many OwO pwaces +>w< Give, me OwO supewfwuous :33 death. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. +Queen. Awack, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? +King. :3 Whewe awe my :33 Switzews? >_> Wet them guawd OwO the ^w^ doow. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +What :3 is OwO the matter? +Mess. ÚwÚ Save Yourself, my uWu wowd: +The :33 ocean, :3 uvwpeewing >_> of his wist, +^w^ Eats ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ fwats with ^-^ mowe :3 impetuous haste +>w< Than Young uWu Waewtes, in :3 a riotous uWu head, +O'erbears Your >_< offices. The rabble caww him ^w^ wowd; +And, as OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, +xDD Antiquity ^w^ fowgot, UwU custom ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, +The :33 watifiews ÚwÚ and xDD pwops >_> of every ;;w;; wowd, +^.^ They x3 cwy 'Choose xDD we! OwO Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king!' +Caps, x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ appwaud ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, +OwO 'Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king! OwO Waewtes king!' +OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. +Queen. OwO How x3 cheewfuwwy uWu on OwO the false ^.^ twaiw uWu they UwU cwy! +:33 O, :3 this :3 is :3 countew, you false Danish OwO dogs! +King. The :33 doows awe x3 bwoke. + +x3 Entew OwO Waewtes with ^.^ othews. + +Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this xDD king?- >w< Siws, xDD staid you >w< aww >_< without. +^.^ Aww. No, wet's come in! +Waew. I pray you ^w^ give me weave. +^.^ Aww. We wiww, ^-^ we ^.^ wiww! +Waew. I :3 thank you. Keep OwO the ^w^ doow. [Exeunt his Followers.] +:3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ king, +>w< Give me my ^-^ fathew! +Queen. ^-^ Cawmwy, good Laertes. +Waew. :33 That >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood that's UwU cawm proclaims me ;;w;; bastawd; +^.^ Cwies uWu cuckowd ^-^ to my uWu fathew; bwands OwO the hawwot +>_< Even here :3 between OwO the >_< chaste unsmirched uWu bwows +x3 Of my OwO twue mother. +King. What :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu Waewtes, +:33 That >w< thy webewwion looks OwO so giantwike? +>_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. +There's such divinyity doth :33 hedge :3 a ;;w;; king +:33 That uWu tweason can uWu but UwU peep ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, +>_< Acts wittwe >_> of his uWu wiww. >_> Teww uWu me, uWu Waewtes, +UwU Why :3 thou art ;;w;; thus incens'd. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. +xDD Speak, xDD man. +Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is my fathew? +King. uWu Dead. +Queen. But ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 him! +King. >_> Wet him >_> demand his fiww. +Waew. OwO How came ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be juggled OwO with: +ÚwÚ To >_< heww, xDD awwegiance! xDD vows, ^-^ to OwO the blackest ^w^ deviw +x3 Conscience ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, ^-^ to OwO the xDD pwofoundest pit! +I dare OwO damnyation. ÚwÚ To :3 this point I ^.^ stand, +:33 That uWu both OwO the UwU wowwd, I ^w^ give ^-^ to nyegwigence, +>_> Wet come what >w< comes; only I'll >w< be reveng'd +uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy uWu fow my father. +King. OwO Who uWu shaww stay you? +Waew. UwU My wiww, ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the world! +And uWu fow my means, I'll xDD husband them OwO so ;;w;; weww +^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go :3 faw with ^-^ wittwe. +King. Good uWu Waewtes, +>w< If you desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; cewtainty +x3 Of >_> youw dear >_< fathew's >_< death, :3 is't :3 wwit in Your wevenge +:33 That >_> swoopstake you uWu wiww dwaw uWu both fwiend ÚwÚ and OwO foe, +^.^ Winnyew ÚwÚ and loser? +Waew. None uWu but his enyemies. +King. uWu Wiww you xDD knyow them ^.^ then? +Waew. ÚwÚ To his good fwiends ;;w;; thus ^-^ wide I'll ;;w;; ope my ÚwÚ awms +And, >_< wike OwO the >w< kind wife-wend'wing xDD pewican, +Repast them with my bwood. +King. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow You speak +;;w;; Wike :3 a good >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue gentleman. +:33 That I x3 am :33 guiwtwess >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< death, +And x3 am UwU most sensibly in >w< gwief uWu fow it, +^w^ It uWu shaww as ^w^ wevew ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ judgment >w< piewce +UwU As :3 day OwO does ^-^ to >_> youw >w< eye. +OwO A ^w^ nyoise within: >w< 'Wet xDD hew come :3 in.' +Waew. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? + +x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. + +:3 O ÚwÚ heat, OwO dwy OwO up my brains! Tears :3 seven xDD times salt +x3 Buwn >_< out OwO the :33 sense ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_< minye xDD eye! +By UwU heaven, >w< thy UwU madnyess uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu by OwO weight +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw scale xDD tuwn OwO the >_< beam. :3 O wose >_> of May! +UwU Deaw ;;w;; maid, >w< kind ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ sweet >w< Ophewia! +:3 O >_< heavens! :3 is't possibwe :3 a x3 young :33 maid's xDD wits +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as x3 mowtaw as OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's x3 wife? +:3 Nyatuwe :3 is fine in love, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'tis fine, +^w^ It >_> sends >w< some pwecious instance >_> of itsewf +:33 Aftew OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. + +Oph. >w< (sings) +^.^ They ^-^ bowe him :3 bawefac'd uWu on OwO the uWu biew +:33 (Hey nyon nony, nony, x3 hey nony) +And in his grave ^.^ wain'd many :3 a tear. + +Fawe you well, my >w< duv! +Waew. uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< thy wits, ÚwÚ and didst >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ wevenge, +^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO thus. +Oph. You >w< must sing ^-^ 'A-down >_> a-down, ÚwÚ and you caww him ^.^ a-down-a.' :33 O, +how OwO the ^w^ wheew >_< becomes ^.^ it! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the false ^w^ stewawd, UwU that stole his +>_< mastew's daughter. +Waew. :3 This UwU nyothing's ^-^ mowe than OwO mattew. +Oph. There's ^w^ wosemawy, that's uWu fow remembrance. ;;w;; Pway you, love, +wemembew. And there :3 is :33 pansies, that's uWu fow xDD thoughts. +Waew. OwO A ^w^ document in ÚwÚ madnyess! >_> Thoughts ÚwÚ and wemembwance ^.^ fitted. +Oph. There's :3 fennyew uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cowumbinyes. There's :33 wue uWu fow you, +ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's >w< some uWu fow >_> me. We ^-^ may caww ^.^ it hewb >_> of OwO gwace o' Sundays. +:33 O, you >w< must wear >_> youw :33 wue with :3 a difference! There's :3 a daisy. I +would ^w^ give you >w< some ^w^ viowets, uWu but uWu they ^.^ withew'd >w< aww when my fathew +died. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 made :3 a good OwO end. + +[Sings] >_< Fow OwO bonny ^w^ sweet uWu Wobin :3 is >w< aww my OwO joy. + +Waew. OwO Thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ affwiction, :3 passion, heww itself, +She ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 favouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwettinyess. +Oph. >w< (sings) +And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? +And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? +No, no, ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; +uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy >w< deathbed; +ÚwÚ He never uWu wiww come again. + +His beard ÚwÚ was as >_> white as snyow, +^-^ Aww flaxen ÚwÚ was his xDD poww. +ÚwÚ He :3 is gone, ^.^ he :3 is gone, +And ^-^ we UwU cast away xDD moan. +:3 God 'a'mercy uWu on his UwU souw! + +And >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian souls, I pray God. :3 God OwO b' wi', you. +UwU Exit. +Waew. Do you UwU see this, :3 O ^.^ God? +King. uWu Waewtes, I >w< must :33 communye with >_> youw gwief, +Ow you deny me >_> wight. uWu Go uWu but apawt, +UwU Make UwU choice >_> of xDD whom >_> youw >_< wisest fwiends you wiww, +And uWu they uWu shaww hear ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge :33 'twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> me. +>w< If uWu by direct ^w^ ow uWu by >_> cowwatewaw hand +^.^ They find OwO us >w< touch'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom >_> give, +Our UwU cwown, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we caww UwU ouws, +ÚwÚ To you in UwU satisfaction; uWu but ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +Be you ^.^ content ^-^ to lend >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to >w< us, +And ^-^ we uWu shaww jointwy >_< wabouw with >_> youw ^w^ souw +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 due ÚwÚ content. +Waew. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ so. +His :3 means >_> of >_< death, his >_> obscuwe funyewaw- +:3 Nyo twophy, ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow hatchment o'ew his OwO bonyes, +:3 Nyo x3 nyobwe >_> wite :3 nyow formal >_> ostentation,- +OwO Cwy ^-^ to >w< be heard, as 'twere ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, +:33 That I >w< must ^-^ caww't in :33 question. +King. ^w^ So you shall; +And xDD whewe th' OwO offence :3 is let OwO the gweat axe OwO faww. +I pray you >w< go with >_> me. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Scene VI. +xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew :3 Howatio with OwO an ^w^ Attendant. + +How. What awe uWu they UwU that would speak with x3 me? +Sewvant. Seafaring ^-^ men, sir. ^.^ They uWu say uWu they ^.^ have letters uWu fow you. +How. >_> Wet them come in. +xDD [Exit OwO Attendant.] +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ fwom what part >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd +I shouwd >w< be gweeted, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom Wowd Hamlet. + +x3 Entew :33 Saiwows. + +>w< Saiwow. :3 God bless you, sir. +How. >_> Wet him bless ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. +>w< Saiwow. 'A ^-^ shaww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> him. There's :3 a letter uWu fow you, +sir,- ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom th' ambassador UwU that ÚwÚ was bound uWu fow xDD Engwand- ^-^ if +>_> youw name >w< be xDD Howatio, as I x3 am let ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ it is. +How. x3 (weads OwO the ;;w;; wettew) UwU 'Howatio, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> uvwwook'd +this, ^w^ give ^.^ these xDD fewwows >w< some :3 means ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ They ^.^ have +letters uWu fow >_> him. Ewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe two >_< days ^.^ owd at >_< sea, :3 a >_> piwate >_> of +vewy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; appointment >_> gave OwO us ^-^ chase. UwU Finding uWu ouwsewves xDD too +uWu swow >_> of >_> saiw, ^-^ we >w< put uWu on :3 a compewwed valour, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_< gwappwe I +:33 boawded ^.^ them. uWu On OwO the x3 instant uWu they ^w^ got ;;w;; cweaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ ship; OwO so I +:3 awonye became theiw xDD pwisonyew. ^.^ They ^.^ have dealt with me >_< wike ;;w;; thieves +>_> of >_> mewcy; uWu but uWu they knew what uWu they OwO did: I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good xDD tuwn uWu fow +^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King ^.^ have OwO the letters I ^.^ have >_< sent, ÚwÚ and wepaiw :3 thou +^-^ to me with as >w< much ÚwÚ speed as :3 thou wouldst UwU fwy :33 death. I ^.^ have uWu wowds +^-^ to speak in UwU thinye ear uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 dumb; ÚwÚ yet awe uWu they >w< much xDD too +^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bowe >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. ^.^ These good xDD fewwows uWu wiww bwing +ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe I ÚwÚ am. x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn howd theiw ^-^ couwse +uWu fow Engwand. x3 Of them I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to tell thee. >w< Faweweww. +:33 'He UwU that :3 thou OwO knyowest thinye, xDD HAMWET.' + +^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu way uWu fow ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, +And do't OwO the ÚwÚ speediew UwU that you ^-^ may direct me +ÚwÚ To him ^-^ fwom xDD whom you ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Scene :33 VII. +xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and Laertes. + +King. Nyow >w< must >_> youw ;;w;; conscience my >_> acquittance seal, +And You >w< must >w< put me in >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow OwO fwiend, +;;w;; Sith you ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ÚwÚ knyowing eaw, +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_> youw x3 nyobwe fathew OwO swain +Puwsued my wife. +Waew. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^.^ appeaws. But tell me +UwU Why you proceeded ^.^ nyot x3 against ^.^ these feats +^w^ So ^w^ cwimefuw ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 capitaw in UwU nyatuwe, +UwU As uWu by >_> youw >w< safety, ;;w;; wisdom, >w< aww >w< things ewse, +You mainly ;;w;; wewe stirr'd :33 up. +King. :33 O, uWu fow two speciaw uWu weasons, +^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ to you, perhaps, seein >w< much OwO unsinyew'd, +But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me uWu they awe stwong. The Queen his mothew +Wives ^w^ awmost uWu by his :3 wooks; ÚwÚ and uWu fow mysewf,- +UwU My :3 viwtue ^w^ ow my plague, >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew :33 which,- +x3 She's OwO so >_< conjunctive ^-^ to my life ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw +That, as OwO the star muvs ^.^ nyot uWu but in his ^w^ sphewe, +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but uWu by :3 hew. The uWu othew uWu motive +UwU Why ^-^ to :3 a uWu pubwic ;;w;; count I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go +^-^ Is OwO the gweat love OwO the ^w^ genyewaw xDD gendew bear ^w^ him, +Who, UwU dipping >w< aww his faults in theiw affection, +Would, >_< wike OwO the spwing UwU that tuwnyeth >_> wood ^-^ to ^.^ stonye, +xDD Convewt his gives ^-^ to graces; OwO so UwU that my ^.^ awwows, +:3 Too slightly :33 timbew'd uWu fow OwO so loud :3 a wind, +Wouwd ^.^ have ^w^ wevewted ^-^ to my bow uWu again, +And ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I xDD had ^-^ aim'd ^.^ them. +Waew. And OwO so ^.^ have I :3 a x3 nyobwe fathew UwU wost; +OwO A ^-^ sistew >_> dwiven OwO into x3 desp'wate terms, +uWu Whose ^.^ wowth, ^-^ if ^.^ pwaises ^-^ may >w< go xDD back uWu again, +x3 Stood chawwengew uWu on x3 mount >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 age +>_< Fow xDD hew ^-^ pewfections. But my wevenge uWu wiww come. +King. :33 Bweak ^.^ nyot >_> youw sweeps uWu fow ;;w;; that. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think +:33 That ^-^ we awe :3 made >_> of stuff OwO so fwat ÚwÚ and :33 duww +:33 That ^-^ we can let ^-^ ouw beard >w< be shook with danger, +And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it pastime. You :33 showtwy uWu shaww hear more. +I :33 wov'd >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we love ^w^ ouwsewf, +And UwU that, I hope, uWu wiww teach you ^-^ to imaginye- + +x3 Entew :3 a Messengew with ^-^ wettews. + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? +Mess. ^.^ Wettews, my lord, ^-^ fwom UwU Hamwet: +:3 This ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Queen. +King. From UwU Hamwet? OwO Who ^w^ bwought >w< them? +Mess. ^w^ Saiwows, my lord, uWu they ^w^ say; I ^-^ saw them not. +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< given me uWu by uWu Cwaudio; ^.^ he receiv'd them +x3 Of him UwU that ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. +King. uWu Waewtes, you uWu shaww hear ^.^ them. +Weave ÚwÚ us. +Exit Messenger. +ÚwÚ [Weads]'High ÚwÚ and Mighty,-You uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am xDD set ^.^ nyaked uWu on >_> youw +^.^ kingdom. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww I UwU beg xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< kingwy ^w^ eyes; +when I uWu shaww (fiwst ^.^ asking >_> youw pawdon thereunto) UwU wecount OwO the +>w< occasion >_> of my ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ wetuwn. +'HAMWET.' +What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the west come back? +Ow :3 is ^.^ it >w< some :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and nyo such thing? +Waew. xDD Knyow you OwO the ^.^ hand? +King. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Hamwet's character. uWu 'Nyaked!' +And in :3 a ÚwÚ postscwipt ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he :33 says 'alone.' +^w^ Can you :33 advise x3 me? +Waew. I x3 am lost in it, my :33 wowd. But let him x3 come! +^w^ It wawms OwO the vewy sicknyess in my OwO heawt +:33 That I uWu shaww live ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ to his x3 teeth, +x3 'Thus didest OwO thou.' +King. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, OwO Waewtes +UwU (As how shouwd ^.^ it >w< be so? how >_> othewwise?), +uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by x3 me? +Waew. ^w^ Ay my lord, +^w^ So you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot o'ewwuwe me ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ peace. +King. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :3 nyow wetuwn'd +UwU As checking at his voyage, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he :3 means +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< undewtake it, I uWu wiww wowk him +ÚwÚ To expwoit :3 nyow wipe in my OwO device, +^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but fall; +And uWu fow his death nyo ^.^ wind +But x3 even his mothew uWu shaww >_< unchawge OwO the practice +And caww ^.^ it accident. +Waew. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd; +The ^.^ wathew, ^-^ if you :33 couwd devise ^.^ it OwO so +:33 That I UwU might >w< be OwO the owgan. +King. ^w^ It ^.^ fawws >_> wight. +You ^.^ have >_< been >w< tawk'd >_> of >_< since >_> youw ^w^ twavew xDD much, +And UwU that in UwU Hamwet's xDD heawing, uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; quawity +OwO Whewein uWu they uWu say you uWu shinye, Your >_< sun >_> of pawts +OwO Did ^.^ nyot >_> togethew xDD pwuck such >_< envy ^-^ fwom him +UwU As >_> did UwU that UwU onye; ÚwÚ and UwU that, in my >w< wegawd, +x3 Of OwO the ^w^ unwowthiest ^-^ siege. +Waew. What part :3 is UwU that, my UwU wowd? +King. OwO A vewy OwO wiband in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< youth- +>_> Yet ^.^ nyeedfuww :33 too; uWu fow xDD youth nyo less >_< becomes +The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess x3 wivewy UwU that ^.^ it weaws +^w^ Thin ;;w;; settwed :3 age his :33 sabwes ÚwÚ and his xDD weeds, +>w< Impowting OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> gwavenyess. >w< Two ^.^ months >_< since +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^w^ Nyowmandy. +I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and sewv'd against, OwO the x3 Fwench, +And uWu they can ;;w;; weww uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; uWu but :3 this x3 gawwant +Had OwO witchcwaft >w< in't. ÚwÚ He ^-^ gwew x3 unto his uWu seat, +And ^-^ to such :3 wondwous UwU doing ^w^ bwought his horse +UwU As xDD had ^.^ he >_< been incowps'd ÚwÚ and demi-nyatuw'd +x3 With OwO the bwave beast. ^w^ So :3 faw ^.^ he :33 topp'd my ^w^ thought +:33 That OwO I, in forgery >_> of >_> shapes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twicks, +Come ^-^ showt >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +Waew. OwO A ^-^ Nyowman was't? +King. OwO A UwU Nyowman. +Waew. :3 Upon my xDD wife, xDD Wamound. +King. The vewy OwO same. +Waew. I xDD knyow him :33 weww. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the bwoach >_< indeed +And gem >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 nyation. +King. ÚwÚ He :3 made >_< confession >_> of OwO you; +And >_> gave you such :3 a ^.^ mastewwy wepowt +>_< Fow art ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise in >_> youw uWu defence, +And uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wapiew UwU most >_< especiawwy, +:33 That ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out 'twouwd >w< be :3 a OwO sight >_< indeed +>w< If ^-^ onye :33 couwd ^-^ match you. The scwimews >_> of theiw >w< nyation +ÚwÚ He :33 swowe xDD had neither ^w^ motion, ^-^ guawd, :3 nyow eye, +>w< If you ;;w;; oppos'd ^.^ them. >_> Siw, :3 this wepowt >_> of his +OwO Did Hamlet OwO so envenyom with his >_< envy +:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and UwU beg +Your ^w^ sudden UwU coming o'ew ^-^ to xDD pway with you. +Nyow, >_< out >_> of this- +Waew. What >_< out >_> of this, my UwU wowd? +King. uWu Waewtes, ÚwÚ was >_> youw fathew dear ^-^ to you? +Ow awe you >_< wike OwO the ^.^ painting >_> of :3 a xDD sowwow, +OwO A ;;w;; face ^-^ without :3 a >_> heawt,' +Waew. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? +King. :3 Nyot UwU that I ÚwÚ think you >_> did ^.^ nyot love >_> youw uWu fathew; +But UwU that I xDD knyow love :3 is begun uWu by UwU time, +And UwU that I >_> see, in x3 passages >_> of proof, +Time qualifies OwO the ^w^ spawk ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe >_> of it. +Thewe ;;w;; wives within OwO the vewy flame >_> of love +OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO wick ^w^ ow snyuff UwU that uWu wiww abate xDD it; +And nyothing :3 is at :3 a >_< wike xDD goodnyess still; +>_< Fow goodness, ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to :3 a plurisy, +^.^ Dies in his >_> own OwO too-much. :33 That ^-^ we would uWu do, +We shouwd ^-^ do when ^-^ we wouwd; uWu fow :3 this >_> 'wouwd' changes, +And ;;w;; hath ^-^ abatements ÚwÚ and >_< deways as many +UwU As there awe OwO tongues, awe x3 hands, awe :33 accidents; +And then :3 this ^w^ 'shouwd' :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO spendthwift >w< sigh, +:33 That hurts uWu by easing. But ^-^ to OwO the uWu quick o' th' ÚwÚ uwcew! +Hamlet comes ^-^ back. What would you >_< undewtake +ÚwÚ To show yourself >_> youw >_< fathew's :3 son in deed +Mowe than in wowds? +Waew. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut his ^w^ thwoat >w< i' th' church! +King. :3 Nyo place >_< indeed shouwd >_> muwthew sanctuarize; +^w^ Wevenge shouwd ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ bounds. But, good uWu Waewtes, +uWu Wiww you ^-^ do uWu this? Keep :33 cwose within >_> youw ^.^ chambew. +uWu Wiww wetuwn'd uWu shaww xDD knyow you awe come UwU home. +>w< We'ww >w< put uWu on x3 those uWu shaww UwU pwaise >_> youw :33 excewwence +And xDD set :3 a double vawnyish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ fame +The uWu Fwenchman >_> gave OwO you; bwing you in fine >_> togethew +And uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw xDD heads. >_< He, being ^.^ wemiss, +uWu Most x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and free ^-^ fwom >w< aww contriving, +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewuse OwO the ^w^ foiws; OwO so UwU that with ease, +Ow with :3 a wittwe uWu shuffwing, you ^-^ may OwO choose +OwO A >_< swowd unbated, :3 and, in :3 a xDD pass >_> of pwactice, +Wequite him uWu fow >_> youw father. +Waew. I uWu wiww ;;w;; do't! +And uWu fow UwU that OwO puwpose I'll >w< anyoint my ^w^ swowd. +I bought OwO an unction >_> of :3 a >_< mountebank, +^w^ So x3 mowtaw UwU that, uWu but dip :3 a :33 knyife in it, +:3 Whewe ^.^ it dwaws UwU bwood nyo :33 catapwasm OwO so wawe, +Collected ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_< simpwes UwU that ^.^ have :3 viwtue +^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ moon, can :33 save OwO the xDD thing ^-^ fwom death +:3 This :3 is uWu but scwatch'd :3 withaw. I'll ^.^ touch my point +x3 With :3 this >w< contagion, UwU that, ^-^ if I ^-^ gaww him UwU swightwy, +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be :33 death. +King. Let's further ÚwÚ think >_> of this, +Weigh what convenience uWu both >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 means +May x3 fit OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO shape. >w< If :3 this shouwd fall, +And UwU that ^-^ ouw drift ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough ^-^ ouw OwO bad performance. +'Twewe better ^.^ nyot assay'd. OwO Thewefowe :3 this :33 pwoject +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have :3 a xDD back ^w^ ow ^-^ second, UwU that UwU might howd +>w< If :3 this >_> did bwast in proof. Soft! let me :3 see. +>w< We'ww ^-^ make :3 a sowemn uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw cunnyings- +I ^.^ ha't! +When in >_> youw motion you awe ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwy- +UwU As ^-^ make >_> youw xDD bouts ^-^ mowe viowent ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end- +And UwU that ^.^ he calls uWu fow x3 dwink, I'll ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd him +OwO A chalice uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; xDD wheweon uWu but sipping, +>w< If ^.^ he uWu by uWu chance escape >_> youw venom'd ^-^ stuck, +Our OwO puwpose ^-^ may howd there.- But ÚwÚ stay, what noise, + +x3 Entew Queen. + +OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO queen? +Queen. >_< Onye >_> woe doth ÚwÚ twead x3 upon x3 anyothew's ;;w;; heew, +^w^ So fast uWu they OwO fowwow. Your ;;w;; sistew's ÚwÚ dwown'd, Laertes. +Waew. ^w^ Dwown'd! :33 O, whewe? +Queen. Thewe :3 is :3 a wiwwow grows aslant :3 a brook, +:33 That >w< shows his hoaw leaves in OwO the >w< gwassy ^.^ stweam. +Thewe with fantastic x3 gawwands >_> did ^.^ she come +x3 Of ^.^ cwowfwowews, nettles, ^.^ daisies, ÚwÚ and wong puwpwes, +:33 That >_> wibewaw ^.^ shephewds ^w^ give :3 a gwossew uWu nyame, +But ^-^ ouw x3 cowd xDD maids ^-^ do UwU dead xDD men's fingers caww ^.^ them. +Thewe uWu on OwO the pendant x3 boughs xDD hew coronet weeds +Clamb'ring ^-^ to uWu hang, OwO an ÚwÚ envious swivew UwU bwoke, +When ;;w;; down xDD hew >w< weedy >_< twophies ÚwÚ and x3 hewsewf +x3 Feww in OwO the weeping ;;w;; bwook. Her clothes UwU spwead ^-^ wide +And, :33 mewmaid-wike, :3 awhiwe uWu they ^-^ bowe xDD hew up; +^w^ Which UwU time ^.^ she :3 chaunted snyatches >_> of ^.^ owd >w< tunyes, +UwU As ^-^ onye ^-^ incapabwe >_> of xDD hew >_> own >_> distwess, +Ow >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and >w< indued +^.^ Unto UwU that UwU ewement; uWu but wong ^.^ it :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be +;;w;; Tiww UwU that xDD hew x3 gawments, :33 heavy with theiw x3 dwink, +OwO Puww'd OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO mewodious uWu way +ÚwÚ To >w< muddy :33 death. +Waew. ^.^ Awas, then ^.^ she :3 is drown'd? +Queen. ;;w;; Dwown'd, dwown'd. +Waew. :3 Too >w< much >_> of >w< watew x3 hast thou, UwU poow :3 Ophewia, +And OwO thewefowe I fowbid my teaws; uWu but ÚwÚ yet +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw trick; ^-^ nyatuwe xDD hew UwU custom >_< howds, +>_> Wet ÚwÚ shame uWu say what ^.^ it uWu wiww. When ^.^ these awe gone, +The ^-^ woman uWu wiww >w< be >_< out. Adieu, my :33 wowd. +I ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech >_> of fire, UwU that fain would ^-^ bwaze +But UwU that :3 this ^.^ fowwy uWu douts it. UwU Exit. +King. Let's x3 fowwow, x3 Gewtwude. +OwO How >w< much I xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU cawm his ;;w;; wage I +Nyow ;;w;; feaw I :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it start ÚwÚ again; +OwO Thewefowe wet's OwO fowwow. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A chuwchyawd. + +x3 Entew two Clowns, [with ^-^ spades ÚwÚ and >w< pickaxes]. + +Cwown. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^-^ to >w< be buwied in ÚwÚ Chwistian burial when ^.^ she >_> wiwfuwwy +UwU seeks xDD hew >_> own salvation? +>_< Othew. I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she >_> is; OwO thewefowe ^-^ make xDD hew grave ÚwÚ stwaight. +The ÚwÚ cwownyew ;;w;; hath :3 sate uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. +Cwown. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, unwess ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf in xDD hew >_> own +defence? +>_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; found ÚwÚ so. +Cwown. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be UwU se >_> offendendo; ^.^ it cannyot >w< be >w< ewse. >_< Fow here :3 wies +OwO the >w< point: ^-^ if I drown ^-^ mysewf ^w^ wittingwy, ^.^ it :33 awgues OwO an ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and OwO an +^.^ act ;;w;; hath three x3 bwanches-it :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ act, ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to perform; +x3 awgaw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf >w< wittingwy. +>_< Othew. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear you, Goodman Delver! +Cwown. >w< Give me weave. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the water; :33 good. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the +>w< man; :33 good. >w< If OwO the man >w< go ^-^ to :3 this >w< watew ÚwÚ and drown himself, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +uWu wiww ^.^ he nyiww >_< he, ^.^ he ;;w;; goes- mark you ;;w;; that. But ^-^ if OwO the >w< watew come ^-^ to +him ÚwÚ and drown ^w^ him, ^.^ he drowns ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. :33 Awgaw, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot +OwO guiwty >_> of his >_> own death UwU showtens ^.^ nyot his >_> own wife. +>_< Othew. But :3 is :3 this ÚwÚ waw? +Cwown. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't- x3 cwownyew's x3 quest waw. +>_< Othew. uWu Wiww you UwU ha' OwO the >w< twuth >_< an't? >w< If :3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 a +^-^ gentwewoman, ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ have >_< been buwied >_< out o' ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. +Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 thou ^w^ say'st! And OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that gweat folk +shouwd ^.^ have count'nyance in :3 this x3 wowwd ^-^ to drown ^w^ ow >_> hang themsewves +^-^ mowe than theiw :3 even-Chwisten. ^w^ Come, my spade! Thewe :3 is nyo +ÚwÚ ancient gentlemen uWu but ^-^ gawd'nyews, >_> ditchews, ÚwÚ and OwO gwave-makews. ^.^ They +howd OwO up uWu Adam's :33 pwofession. +>_< Othew. >_> Was ^.^ he :3 a gentweman? +Cwown. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^-^ bowe arms. +>_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he xDD had none. +Cwown. >_> What, art :3 a heathen? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou undewstand OwO the ÚwÚ Scwiptuwe? +The >_> Scwiptuwe :33 says :33 Adam digg'd. Could ^.^ he :3 dig ^-^ without >w< awms? I'll +>w< put another xDD question ^-^ to thee. >w< If :3 thou answerest me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the +>_< puwpose, x3 confess ^w^ thysewf- +>_< Othew. uWu Go to! +Cwown. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ buiwds stronger than ;;w;; eithew OwO the :3 mason, OwO the +>_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 cawpentew? +>_< Othew. The gallows-maker; uWu fow UwU that fwame outlives :3 a ^w^ thousand +tenyants. +Cwown. I >_< wike >w< thy ÚwÚ wit well, in good ;;w;; faith. The >_> gawwows OwO does :33 weww. +But how OwO does ^.^ it uWu weww? ^w^ It OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^-^ do ill. Nyow, +:3 thou OwO dost i-iww ^-^ to uWu say OwO the >_> gawwows :3 is built stronger than OwO the +^-^ chuwch. :33 Awgaw, OwO the >_> gawwows ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to thee. uWu To't uWu again, x3 come! +>_< Othew. OwO Who ^w^ buiwds stronger than :3 a :3 mason, :3 a >_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow :3 a +x3 cawpentew? +Cwown. >w< Ay, tell me UwU that, ÚwÚ and unyoke. +>_< Othew. x3 Mawwy, :3 nyow I can teww! +Cwown. ^w^ To't. +>_< Othew. :33 Mass, I cannyot tell. + +x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio ^-^ afaw UwU off. + +Cwown. Cudgew >w< thy >w< bwains nyo ^-^ mowe about it, uWu fow >_> youw :33 duww ;;w;; ass uWu wiww +^.^ nyot OwO mend his pace with uWu beating; ÚwÚ and when you awe ÚwÚ ask'd :3 this +xDD question nyext, uWu say UwU 'a gwave-makew.' The ;;w;; houses ^.^ he makes ^-^ wasts +ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Yaughan; ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a x3 stoup >_> of +>_> wiquow. +xDD [Exit ^w^ Second :33 Cwown.] + +[Clown ;;w;; digs and] >w< sings. + +UwU In xDD youth when I >_> did love, >_> did love, +uWu Methought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was vewy >w< sweet; +ÚwÚ To contract- O- OwO the UwU time >w< fow- a- my behove, +:33 O, methought UwU thewe- a- ÚwÚ was >_< nyothing- a- ÚwÚ meet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Has :3 this :3 fewwow nyo feeling >_> of his businyess, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; sings at +OwO gwave-making? +How. ;;w;; Custom ;;w;; hath :3 made ^.^ it in him :3 a Pwopewty >_> of >_> easinyess. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. The hand >_> of wittwe employment ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 daintiew +:33 sense. +Cwown. >w< (sings) +But :3 age with his >_< steawing ^-^ steps +;;w;; Hath clawed me in his uWu cwutch, +And ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ shipped me :3 intiw OwO the wand, +UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had never >_< been xDD such. +[Thwows OwO up :3 a skull.] + +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That x3 skuww xDD had :3 a :33 tongue in it, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd sing ^-^ once. OwO How OwO the +^.^ knyave jowls ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gwound,as ^-^ if 'twere OwO Cain's jawbone, UwU that +>_> did OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ muwthew! :3 This UwU might >w< be OwO the OwO pate >_> of :3 a uWu Powitician, +;;w;; which :3 this ;;w;; ass :3 nyow o'ewweaches; ^-^ onye UwU that would circumvent God, +UwU might ^.^ it not? +How. ^w^ It OwO might, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_> of :3 a :33 couwtiew, ;;w;; which :33 couwd uWu say 'Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet wowd! +OwO How OwO dost thou, good lord?' :3 This UwU might >w< be my Wowd x3 Such-a-onye, UwU that +^.^ pwais'd my Wowd Such-a-one's horse when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU beg >_> it- UwU might +^.^ it not? +How. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, uWu e'en so! ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my OwO Wady Wowm's, chapless, ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyock'd +about OwO the mazzawd with :3 a :33 sexton's spade. Here's fine x3 wevowution, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD had OwO the xDD twick ^-^ to ÚwÚ see't. OwO Did ^.^ these bones uWu cost nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the +breeding uWu but ^-^ to xDD pway at loggets with ;;w;; 'em? Minye x3 ache ^-^ to ÚwÚ think +on't. +Cwown. x3 (Sings) +OwO A :33 pickaxe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ spade, :3 a ^w^ spade, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ and :3 a shrouding ^w^ sheet; +:33 O, :3 a Pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made +>_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. +>w< Thwows OwO up uWu [anyothew skull]. + +ÚwÚ Ham. There's >_> anyothew. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< be OwO the x3 skuww >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wawyew? +:3 Whewe >w< be his ÚwÚ quiddits nyow, his uWu quiwwets, his cases, his xDD tenyuwes, +ÚwÚ and his >_< twicks? UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he suffer :3 this wude ^.^ knyave :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD knyock +him about OwO the :33 sconce with :3 a :3 diwty ^w^ shuvw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell him +>_> of his >w< action >_> of battery? Hum! :3 This :3 fewwow UwU might >w< be :33 in's UwU time :3 a +gweat UwU buyew >_> of wand, with his ^w^ statutes, his recognizances, his +fines, his double vouchers, his wecuvwies. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the fine >_> of +his fines, ÚwÚ and OwO the wecuvwy >_> of his wecuvwies, ^-^ to ^.^ have his fine +OwO pate :33 fuww >_> of fine diwt? uWu Wiww his uWu vouchews vouch him nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of +his xDD puwchases, ÚwÚ and double ones UwU too, than OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth +>_> of :3 a paiw >_> of >w< indentuwes? The vewy xDD conveyances >_> of his x3 wands uWu wiww +^-^ scawcewy lie in :3 this >_> box; ÚwÚ and >w< must th' inheritor ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have nyo +:3 mowe, ha? +How. :3 Nyot :3 a :3 jot :3 mowe, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot parchment :3 made >_> of :33 sheepskins? +How. >w< Ay, my lord, And >_> of x3 cawveskins ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and calves ;;w;; which >w< seek >_< out assuwance in ;;w;; that. I +uWu wiww speak ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. uWu Whose UwU gwave's this, sirrah? +Cwown. Minye, sir. + +[Sings] :33 O, :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made +>_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. + +ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be UwU thinye :3 indeed, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ wiest >w< in't. +Cwown. You lie >_< out ^-^ on't, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is x3 minye. +ÚwÚ Ham. Thou OwO dost lie ^w^ in't, ^-^ to >w< be xDD in't ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow +OwO the OwO dead, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; quick; OwO thewefowe :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +Cwown. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a uWu quick >_< wie, siw; 'twill away UwU again ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to you. +ÚwÚ Ham. What man OwO dost :3 thou :3 dig ^.^ it xDD fow? +Cwown. >_< Fow nyo man, sir. +ÚwÚ Ham. What ^-^ woman ^.^ then? +Cwown. >_< Fow UwU nyonye nyeithew. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be buwied :3 in't? +Cwown. >_< Onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, siw; ;;w;; but, west xDD hew >_> souw, she's UwU dead. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How absowute OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ is! We >w< must speak uWu by OwO the >_> cawd, ^w^ ow +equivocation uWu wiww ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. By OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD Howatio, :3 this three years +I ^.^ have :3 taken ^-^ nyote >_> of it, OwO the :3 age :3 is UwU gwown OwO so picked UwU that OwO the >_> toe +>_> of OwO the >_> peasant comes OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< heew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; couwtiew ^.^ he ^.^ gawws +his kibe.- OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 a grave-maker? +Cwown. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >w< i' th' yeaw, I came to't UwU that :3 day UwU that ^-^ ouw +last ;;w;; king Hamlet :33 uvwcame Fortinbras. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong :3 is UwU that since? +Cwown. Cannyot you tell ÚwÚ that? uWu Evewy OwO foow can tell ;;w;; that. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the +vewy :3 day UwU that x3 young Hamlet ÚwÚ was uWu bown- ^.^ he UwU that :3 is >_< mad, ÚwÚ and x3 sent +OwO into Engwand. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 why ÚwÚ was >w< be x3 sent OwO into Engwand? +Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because UwU 'a ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. 'A uWu shaww >_< wecuvw his xDD wits :3 thewe; +;;w;; ow, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, 'tis nyo gweat matter ^.^ thewe. +ÚwÚ Ham. Why? +Cwown. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ he uWu seen in him ^.^ thewe. Thewe OwO the x3 men awe as mad as +^w^ he. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How came ^.^ he >_> mad? +Cwown. Very stwangewy, uWu they >w< say. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How strangely? +Cwown. OwO Faith, uWu e'en with >w< wosing his UwU wits. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon what ground? +Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, here in x3 Denmawk. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO sexton ;;w;; hewe, man ÚwÚ and :3 boy +OwO thiwty years. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong uWu wiww :3 a man lie >w< i' th' :3 eawth ewe ^.^ he wot? +Cwown. OwO Faith, ^-^ if UwU 'a >w< be ^.^ nyot rotten before UwU 'a die >w< (as ^-^ we ^.^ have many +;;w;; pocky ^w^ cowses now-a-days UwU that uWu wiww scarce howd OwO the x3 waying ÚwÚ in, I +uWu wiww last you >w< some eight yeaw ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. OwO A >_> tannyew uWu wiww last +you :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? +Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, his hide :3 is OwO so ^w^ tann'd with his trade UwU that UwU 'a uWu wiww +^-^ keep >_< out >w< watew :3 a gweat whiwe; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< watew :3 is :3 a >_> sowe >w< decayew >_> of +>_> youw whoreson UwU dead ÚwÚ body. Here's :3 a x3 skuww OwO nyow. :3 This x3 skuww ;;w;; hath wien +you >w< i' th' :3 eawth ÚwÚ thwee-and-twenty years. +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? +Cwown. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, mad ^-^ fewwow's ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. uWu Whose ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it was? +ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. +Cwown. OwO A pestilence uWu on him uWu fow :3 a mad wogue! 'A UwU pouw'd :3 a ^.^ fwagon >_> of +^-^ Whenyish uWu on my head ^-^ once. :3 This >_> same skuww, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was Yorick's +skuww, OwO the King's uWu jestew. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU This? +Cwown. uWu E'en ;;w;; that. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet me :3 see. [Takes OwO the skull.] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ;;w;; Yowick! I knew ^w^ him, +:3 Howatio. OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of >_< infinyite >w< jest, >_> of UwU most excellent fancy. ÚwÚ He +;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye me uWu on his xDD back :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD tunyes. And :3 nyow how abhowwed +in my ^.^ imaginyation ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! UwU My ^-^ gowge >w< wises at it. ;;w;; Hewe :3 hung x3 those +lips UwU that I ^.^ have kiss'd I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< oft. :3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw xDD gibes +^w^ nyow? >_> youw gambols? >_> youw songs? >_> youw >_> fwashes >_> of mewwiment UwU that +;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to xDD set OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on :3 a >_> woaw? :3 Nyot ^-^ onye nyow, ^-^ to xDD mock >_> youw +>_> own gwinnying? OwO Quite :3 chap- faww'n? Nyow >_< get you ^-^ to my lady's +chambew, ÚwÚ and tell UwU hew, let xDD hew x3 paint OwO an ÚwÚ inch ;;w;; thick, ^-^ to :3 this +:3 favouw ^.^ she >w< must come. UwU Make xDD hew waugh at ;;w;; that. Prithee, xDD Howatio, +tell me ^-^ onye >_> thing. +How. What's UwU that, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ Ham. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew ^.^ wook'd o' :3 this ^.^ fashion >w< i' th' ÚwÚ eawth? +How. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ Ham. And >_> smewt so? Pah! +OwO [Puts ;;w;; down OwO the skull.] +How. uWu E'en so, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To what base :3 uses ^-^ we ^-^ may return, uWu Howatio! UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot +^.^ imaginyation trace OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ dust >_> of ^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he find ^.^ it +:33 stopping :3 a x3 bunghowe? +How. 'Twewe ^-^ to consider xDD too cuwiouswy, ^-^ to consider ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, :33 faith, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ jot; uWu but ^-^ to follow him thithew with x3 modesty +enyough, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wikewihood ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD it; as ^.^ thus: ^-^ Awexandew :33 died, +^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ was buwied, ^-^ Awexandew OwO wetuwnyeth OwO into UwU dust; OwO the ^.^ dust :3 is +eawth; >_> of :3 eawth ^-^ we ^-^ make :3 woam; ÚwÚ and x3 why >_> of UwU that OwO woam (wheweto ^.^ he +ÚwÚ was convewted) UwU might uWu they ^.^ nyot xDD stop :3 a ^-^ beew barrel? +Impewious Caesaw, UwU dead ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ cway, +OwO Might xDD stop :3 a hole ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^.^ wind >_> away. +:33 O, UwU that UwU that :3 eawth ;;w;; which ^-^ kept OwO the x3 wowwd in awe +;;w;; Shouwd patch :3 a x3 waww x3 t' >_> expew OwO the wintew's flaw! +But ^.^ soft! uWu but ^.^ soft! >w< aside! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King- + +x3 Entew [pwiests ^-^ with] :3 a ^-^ coffin ;;w;; [in >_> funyewaw procession], ;;w;; King, +uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, with ^.^ Wowds >w< attendant.] + +The uWu Queen, OwO the courtiers. OwO Who :3 is :3 this uWu they fowwow? +And with such :33 maimed rites? :3 This doth xDD betoken +The cowse uWu they follow >_> did with x3 desp'wate hand +Fordo ^.^ it >_> own wife. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of >w< some ^-^ estate. +^.^ Couch ^-^ we uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawk. +uWu [Wetiwes with xDD Howatio.] +Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That :3 is uWu Waewtes, +OwO A vewy x3 nyobwe uWu youth. Mark. +Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? +Pwiest. Her uWu obsequies ^.^ have >_< been as :3 faw ^.^ enwawg'd +UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwanty. Her death ÚwÚ was doubtfuw; +And, uWu but UwU that gweat xDD command o'ersways OwO the owdew, +She shouwd in gwound ^-^ unsanctified ^.^ have :33 wodg'd +;;w;; Tiww OwO the last OwO twumpet. >_< Fow chawitabwe >_> pwayews, +^-^ Shawds, ^w^ fwints, ÚwÚ and pebbles shouwd >w< be ^-^ thwown uWu on :3 hew. +>_> Yet here ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin cwants, +Her OwO maiden strewments, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bwinging UwU home +x3 Of beww ÚwÚ and buwiaw. +Waew. Must there nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; donye? +Pwiest. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be >w< donye. +We shouwd ^.^ pwofanye OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU dead +ÚwÚ To sing :3 a requiem ÚwÚ and such west ^-^ to xDD hew +UwU As ^-^ to peace-parted UwU souws. +Waew. >w< Way xDD hew >w< i' th' eawth; +And ^-^ fwom xDD hew fair ÚwÚ and x3 unpowwuted ^.^ fwesh +May :3 viowets spring! I tell ^.^ thee, :33 chuwwish :33 pwiest, +OwO A ^-^ minyist'wing :3 angew uWu shaww my ^-^ sistew >w< be +When :3 thou ^-^ wiest :3 howwing. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, OwO the fair >w< Ophewia? +Queen. ^.^ Sweets ^-^ to OwO the sweet! >w< Faweweww. +>_> [Scattews ÚwÚ fwowews.] +I :33 hop'd :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< been my UwU Hamwet's ^-^ wife; +I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^w^ bwide-bed ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ deck'd, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, +And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd >w< thy ^-^ gwave. +Waew. :33 O, >_< twebwe >_> woe +UwU Faww >w< ten xDD times >_< twebwe uWu on UwU that x3 cuwsed head +uWu Whose ;;w;; wicked deed >w< thy UwU most ;;w;; ingenyious :33 sense +Depriv'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; of! Hold x3 off OwO the :3 eawth uWu awhiwe, +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_> caught xDD hew UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye arms. +Leaps in OwO the ^-^ gwave. +Nyow OwO piwe >_> youw ^.^ dust x3 upon OwO the uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU dead +;;w;; Tiww >_> of :3 this fwat :3 a ^.^ mountain you ^.^ have :3 made +^.^ T' o'ertop ^.^ owd Pelion ^w^ ow OwO the >_> skyish head +x3 Of blue Olympus. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [comes forward] What :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose >w< gwief +Bears such OwO an :33 emphasis? uWu whose ^.^ phwase >_> of UwU sowwow +xDD Conjuwes OwO the uWu wand'wing staws, ÚwÚ and makes them ^.^ stand +;;w;; Wike wondew-wounded hearers? :3 This :3 is OwO I, +Hamlet OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. [Leaps in aftew Laertes. +Waew. The ^w^ deviw UwU take >w< thy UwU souw! +[Gwappwes with UwU him]. +ÚwÚ Ham. Thou UwU pway'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take >w< thy fingers ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat; +>_< Fow, >w< though I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> spwenyitive ÚwÚ and rash, +>_> Yet ^.^ have I in me xDD something xDD dangewous, +^w^ Which let >w< thy OwO wisdom fear. Hold x3 off >w< thy UwU hand! +King. :33 Pwuck thein asunder. +Queen. x3 Hamwet, ;;w;; Hamwet! +^.^ Aww. Gentlemen! +How. Good my lord, >w< be quiet. +UwU [The x3 Attendants part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they come >_< out >_> of OwO the +grave.] +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww fight with him x3 upon :3 this >_> theme +^.^ Untiw my :33 eyewids uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wag. +Queen. :3 O my UwU son, what >_< theme? +ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 wov'd uWu Ophewia. ;;w;; Fowty ^w^ thousand bwothews +Could ^.^ nyot x3 (with >w< aww theiw xDD quantity >_> of OwO wuv) +UwU Make OwO up my ^.^ sum. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow uWu hew? +King. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, Laertes. +Queen. >_< Fow love >_> of God, uWu fowbeaw :3 him! +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< 'Swounds, show me what ^w^ thou't do. +^.^ Woo't xDD weep? UwU woo't ÚwÚ fight? UwU woo't ^w^ fast? UwU woo't >w< teaw thysewf? +^.^ Woo't dwink OwO up uWu esiww? xDD eat :3 a >_> cwocodiwe? +I'll :3 do't. Dost :3 thou come here ^-^ to whinye? +ÚwÚ To ^.^ outface me with >_< weaping in xDD hew grave? +Be buwied uWu quick with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ pwate >_> of OwO mountains, let them thwow +>_> Miwwions >_> of ^w^ acwes uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw >w< gwound, +>_< Singeing his OwO pate x3 against OwO the burning ;;w;; zonye, +UwU Make x3 Ossa >_< wike :3 a OwO wawt! ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an x3 thou'wt uWu mouth, +I'll UwU want as ;;w;; weww as >w< thou. +Queen. :3 This :3 is mere >_< madnyess; +And ;;w;; thus :3 a >_< whiwe OwO the x3 fit uWu wiww wowk uWu on >_> him. +^-^ Anyon, as uWu patient as OwO the female :33 duv +When UwU that xDD hew gowden ^w^ coupwets awe ^-^ discwos'd, +His siwence uWu wiww ^-^ sit UwU dwooping. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Heaw you, :3 siw! +What :3 is OwO the reason UwU that you ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? +I :33 wov'd you ever. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +>_> Wet xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ do what ^.^ he >w< may, +The ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww ÚwÚ mew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. +UwU Exit. +King. I pray ^.^ thee, good xDD Howatio, OwO wait x3 upon >_> him. +Exit :3 Howatio. +uWu [To Waewtes] Strengthen >_> youw >_< patience in ^-^ ouw last nyight's xDD speech. +>w< We'ww >w< put OwO the matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> push.- +Good >_< Gewtwude, xDD set >w< some watch xDD uvw >_> youw son.- +:3 This grave uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a :3 wiving monument. +An hour >_> of >_> quiet :33 showtwy uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD see; +;;w;; Tiww then in >_< patience ^-^ ouw proceeding UwU be. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A hall in OwO the Castle. + +x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. + +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow this, siw; :3 nyow uWu shaww you UwU see OwO the other. +You ^-^ do wemembew >w< aww OwO the circumstance? +How. Wemembew it, my wowd! +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, in my OwO heawt there ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of ÚwÚ fighting +:33 That would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ sweep. uWu Methought I uWu way +UwU Wowse than OwO the :33 mutinyies in OwO the biwboes. Washwy- +And ^.^ pwais'd >w< be OwO washnyess uWu fow xDD it; let OwO us >w< knyow, +Our indiscwetion sometime sewves OwO us ;;w;; weww +When ^-^ ouw ^-^ deep >_< pwots ^-^ do >_> paww; ÚwÚ and UwU that shouwd learn OwO us +There's :3 a divinyity UwU that >_> shapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ ends, +>w< Wough-hew them how ^-^ we wiww- +How. :33 That :3 is UwU most >w< cewtain. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 Up ^-^ fwom my >_> cabin, +UwU My >_> sea-gown xDD scawf'd about uWu me, in OwO the dark +>w< Gwop'd I ^-^ to find >_< out them; xDD had my desiwe, +Fingew'd theiw ÚwÚ packet, ÚwÚ and in fine ^w^ withdwew +ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own :3 woom ÚwÚ again; :33 making OwO so bowd +uWu (My ^-^ feaws fowgetting xDD mannyews) ^-^ to unseaw +Their gwand x3 commission; xDD whewe I OwO found, :3 Howatio +^-^ (O :33 woyaw knavery!), OwO an ^w^ exact ^.^ command, +Larded with many uWu sevewaw OwO sowts >_> of uWu weasons, +>w< Impowting Denmark's ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and England's UwU too, +xDD With, :33 hoo! such ^.^ bugs ÚwÚ and x3 gobwins in my ^.^ wife- +That, uWu on OwO the supewvise, nyo :3 weisuwe ;;w;; bated, +No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay OwO the >_< finding >_> of OwO the ^w^ axe, +UwU My head shouwd >w< be struck UwU off. +How. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +ÚwÚ Ham. Here's OwO the x3 commission; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe ^.^ weisuwe. +But xDD wiwt :3 thou bear me how I >_> did >w< pwoceed? +How. I uWu beseech you. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Being ;;w;; thus benetted x3 wound with villanies, +Ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to my brains, +^.^ They xDD had begun OwO the play. I xDD sat me ;;w;; down; +Devis'd :3 a OwO nyew x3 commission; ^w^ wwote ^.^ it x3 faiw. +I UwU once >_> did howd it, as ^-^ ouw statists uWu do, +OwO A ^w^ basenyess ^-^ to wwite :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and labour'd >w< much +OwO How ^-^ to ^-^ fowget UwU that ^.^ weawnying; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow +^w^ It >_> did me yeoman's uWu sewvice. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD knyow +^-^ Th' :33 effect >_> of what I wwote? +How. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. An eawnyest >_> conjuwation ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, +UwU As ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was his xDD faithfuw ;;w;; twibutawy, +UwU As love :3 between them >_< wike OwO the pawm UwU might flourish, +UwU As xDD peace shouwd still xDD hew ^.^ wheaten OwO gawwand wear +And ^.^ stand :3 a :3 comma ^w^ 'tween theiw amities, +And many ^.^ such-wike UwU as's >_> of gweat chawge, +That, uWu on OwO the view ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of ^.^ these contents, +Without >w< debatement :3 fuwthew, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, +ÚwÚ He shouwd OwO the OwO beawews >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ sudden >_< death, +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ shwiving UwU time awwow'd. +How. OwO How ÚwÚ was :3 this x3 seaw'd? +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, x3 even in UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< heaven ordinant. +I xDD had my >_< fathew's ^-^ signyet in my ^-^ puwse, +;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of UwU that Danish seaw; +Fowded OwO the :3 wwit OwO up in OwO the fowm >_> of th' xDD othew, +Subscrib'd it, gave't th' impression, ^.^ pwac'd ^.^ it safewy, +The changeling never known. Nyow, OwO the next :3 day +>_> Was ^-^ ouw :33 sea-fight; ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ sequent +Thou uWu knyow'st awweady. +How. ^w^ So Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and x3 Wosencwantz >w< go to't. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu they >_> did ^-^ make love ^-^ to :3 this empwoyment! +^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw my :3 conscience; theiw x3 defeat +uWu Does uWu by theiw >_> own insinuation ^.^ gwow. +^.^ 'Tis dangewous when OwO the baser ^-^ nyatuwe comes +>w< Between OwO the xDD pass ÚwÚ and feww incensed OwO points +x3 Of :3 mighty ÚwÚ opposites. +How. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; king :3 is x3 this! +ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD thinks't ^.^ thee, ^.^ stand me :3 nyow >_< upon- +ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and whow'd my mother; +ÚwÚ Popp'd in :3 between th' >w< ewection ÚwÚ and my xDD hopes; +;;w;; Thwown >_< out his angwe uWu fow my Proper xDD wife, +And with such ^-^ coz'nyage- :3 is't ^.^ nyot pewfect ;;w;; conscience +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit him with :3 this >_> awm? And :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :33 damn'd +ÚwÚ To let :3 this cankew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe come +UwU In further evil? +How. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :33 showtwy OwO knyown ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand +What :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ thewe. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt; OwO the intewim :3 is ÚwÚ minye, +And :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to uWu say 'onye.' +But I x3 am vewy sowwy, good xDD Howatio, +:33 That ^-^ to OwO Waewtes I ;;w;; fowgot ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Fow uWu by OwO the ^.^ image >_> of my cause I UwU see +The portraiture >_> of ^-^ his. I'll couwt his favours. +But ^w^ suwe OwO the bravery >_> of his >w< gwief >_> did >w< put me +x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ tow'wing ^w^ passion. +How. UwU Peace! OwO Who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew x3 young xDD Oswic, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. + +^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome xDD back ^-^ to x3 Denmawk. +ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] Dost xDD knyow :3 this +waterfly? +How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] No, my good :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] x3 Thy OwO state :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< gwacious; uWu fow 'tis :3 a +OwO vice ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< much wand, ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. >_> Wet :3 a beast >w< be +lord >_> of ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and his >w< cwib uWu shaww ^.^ stand at OwO the :3 king's >_< mess. ^.^ 'Tis +:3 a chough; ;;w;; but, as I ÚwÚ say, xDD spacious in OwO the UwU possession >_> of ÚwÚ diwt. +^-^ Osw. ^.^ Sweet lord, ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe at leisure, I shouwd impawt +:3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom his Majesty. +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww weceive it, ;;w;; siw, with >w< aww diligence >_> of spirit. x3 Put >_> youw +bonnyet ^-^ to his ^.^ wight use. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the head. +^-^ Osw. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU hot. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, believe uWu me, 'tis vewy cold; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is :33 nyowthewwy. +^-^ Osw. ^w^ It :3 is indifferent cold, my lord, :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ Ham. But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU suwtwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot uWu fow my complexion. +^-^ Osw. Exceedingwy, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is vewy suwtwy, as >w< 'twewe- I cannyot +tell ÚwÚ how. But, my lord, his uWu Majesty bade me signify ^-^ to you UwU that +^.^ he >_> has >_> waid :3 a gweat uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw head. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- +ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu beseech you wemembew. +^-^ [Hamwet muvs him ^-^ to >w< put uWu on his hat.] +^-^ Osw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow >_< minye ease, in good ;;w;; faith. >_> Siw, here :3 is +newly come ^-^ to couwt ;;w;; Waewtes; believe uWu me, OwO an absowute ;;w;; gentweman, +:33 fuww >_> of UwU most excellent ^-^ diffewences, >_> of vewy ^.^ soft ^w^ society ÚwÚ and +gweat ÚwÚ showing. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ to speak >w< feewingwy >_> of ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^-^ cawd +^w^ ow ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of x3 gentwy; uWu fow you uWu shaww find in him OwO the ÚwÚ continyent >_> of +what part :3 a ^-^ gentweman would :3 see. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, his definyement >w< suffews nyo x3 pewdition in OwO you; though, I +>w< knyow, ^-^ to >_> divide him inventorially would xDD dozy th' awithmetic >_> of +memory, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu but yaw neither in >_< wespect >_> of his uWu quick ^w^ saiw. +But, in OwO the >w< vewity >_> of :33 extowment, I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of gweat +awticwe, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; infusion >_> of such uWu deawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ wawenyess :3 as, ^-^ to ^-^ make +OwO twue xDD diction >_> of ^w^ him, his semblable :3 is his OwO miwwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ewse +would trace ^w^ him, his umbwage, nyothing more. +^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks UwU most >w< infawwibwy >_> of >_> him. +ÚwÚ Ham. The >_< concewnyancy, sir? UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we ^-^ wwap OwO the ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe +>_< wawew >_> bweath +^-^ Osw. OwO Siw? +Hor >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] :3 Is't ^.^ nyot possibwe ^-^ to undewstand in another +tongue? You uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ weawwy. +ÚwÚ Ham. What impowts OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of :3 this ^-^ gentweman +^-^ Osw. x3 Of >_< Waewtes? +How. ^-^ [aside] His >_> puwse :3 is uWu empty awweady. x3 Aww's gowden uWu wowds awe +>w< spent. +ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of ^w^ him, sir. +^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow you awe ^.^ nyot ignorant- +ÚwÚ Ham. I would you :33 did, siw; >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^-^ if you :33 did, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot +>w< much appwuv >_> me. Weww, sir? +^-^ Osw. You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 excewwence OwO Waewtes UwU is- +ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot x3 confess UwU that, west I shouwd compawe with him in +>_< excewwence; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 himsewf. +^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow his >w< weapon; uWu but in OwO the xDD imputation >_> waid uWu on him +uWu by ;;w;; them, in his meed :33 he's ;;w;; unfewwowed. +ÚwÚ Ham. What's his ^.^ weapon? +^-^ Osw. Rapier ÚwÚ and dagger. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's two >_> of his ^.^ weapons- uWu but :33 weww. +^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath wager'd with him OwO six xDD Bawbawy howses; +x3 against OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> has x3 impon'd, as I UwU take it, OwO six xDD Fwench +:33 wapiews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ponyiawds, with theiw ÚwÚ assigns, as OwO giwdwe, >w< hangews, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ so. >_< Thwee >_> of OwO the UwU cawwiages, in :33 faith, awe vewy dear ^-^ to >w< fancy, +vewy >_> wesponsive ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, UwU most delicate UwU cawwiages, ÚwÚ and >_> of +vewy >_> wibewaw :3 conceit. +ÚwÚ Ham. What caww you OwO the cawwiages? +How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] I knew you >w< must >w< be >w< edified uWu by OwO the mawgent +ewe you xDD had >w< donye. +^-^ Osw. The UwU cawwiages, ;;w;; siw, awe OwO the ^-^ hangews. +ÚwÚ Ham. The ^.^ phwase would >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to OwO the matter ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd +carry UwU cannyon uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 sides. I would ^.^ it UwU might >w< be ^-^ hangews ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +But :33 on! >_> Six xDD Bawbawy howses x3 against OwO six xDD Fwench uWu swowds, theiw +ÚwÚ assigns, ÚwÚ and three ;;w;; wibewaw-conceited OwO cawwiages: that's OwO the xDD Fwench +>w< bet x3 against OwO the Danish. UwU Why :3 is :3 this >w< aww x3 impon'd, as you caww it? +^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_> waid UwU that, in :3 a ;;w;; dozen passes :3 between +yourself ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot exceed you three uWu hits; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +>_> waid uWu on twewve uWu fow >_> nyinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would come ^-^ to immediate UwU twiaw +^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship would OwO vouchsafe OwO the >w< answew. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew nyo? +^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, my lord, OwO the opposition >_> of >_> youw person in trial. +ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk here in OwO the hall. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease his uWu Majesty, +^.^ it :3 is OwO the breathing UwU time >_> of :3 day with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO the uWu foiws >w< be +>_> bwought, OwO the ^-^ gentweman willing, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King howd his >_< puwpose, +I uWu wiww ^.^ win uWu fow him ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, I uWu wiww >_< gain nyothing uWu but my +ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu odd ^w^ hits. +^-^ Osw. :33 Shaww I ^w^ wedewivew you uWu e'en so? +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, ;;w;; siw, aftew what flourish >_> youw ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww. +^-^ Osw. I ÚwÚ commend my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Youws, ^w^ youws. xDD [Exit ÚwÚ Oswic.] ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it +;;w;; himsewf; there awe nyo ^.^ tongues ewse UwU fow's OwO tuwn. +How. :3 This lapwing runs away with OwO the ;;w;; sheww uWu on his head. +ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 compwy with his uWu dug before ^.^ he >w< suck'd it. ÚwÚ Thus >_> has >_< he, +ÚwÚ and many ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the >_> same x3 bevy UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the dwossy :3 age dotes +OwO on, only ^w^ got OwO the xDD tunye >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd :33 habit >_> of :33 encountew- +:3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< yesty cowwection, ;;w;; which >_> cawwies them OwO thwough ÚwÚ and +OwO thwough OwO the UwU most fann'd ÚwÚ and winnyowed ;;w;; opinyions; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu but blow +them ^-^ to theiw ^w^ twiaw-the bubbwes awe out, + +x3 Entew :3 a OwO Wowd. + +OwO Wowd. UwU My lord, his uWu Majesty ^.^ commended him ^-^ to you uWu by x3 young xDD Oswic, ^-^ who +brings xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU that you ^.^ attend him in OwO the hall. ÚwÚ He >_> sends ^-^ to +xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe howd ^-^ to xDD pway with uWu Waewtes, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww +UwU take ÚwÚ wongew xDD time. +ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my puwposes; uWu they follow OwO the King's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +>w< If his :33 fitnyess ^.^ speaks, >_< minye :3 is weady; :3 nyow ^w^ ow whensoever, provided +I >w< be OwO so able as OwO nyow. +OwO Wowd. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe UwU coming down. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In x3 happy xDD time. +OwO Wowd. The Queen desires you ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< some gentwe >_> entewtainment ^-^ to +OwO Waewtes before you ^-^ faww ^-^ to play. +ÚwÚ Ham. She ;;w;; weww ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. +xDD [Exit Lord.] +How. You uWu wiww wose :3 this >_< wagew, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. x3 Since ^.^ he went OwO into Fwance I ^.^ have >_< been in +continyuaw :33 pwactice. I uWu shaww ^.^ win at OwO the ^w^ odds. But :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ think how i-iww all's here about my ÚwÚ heawt. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +How. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord x3 - +ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but foowewy; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is such :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< gaingiving as +would UwU pewhaps twoubwe :3 a OwO woman. +How. >w< If >_> youw :33 mind :33 diswike UwU anything, ^-^ obey it. I uWu wiww fowestaww theiw +wepaiw UwU hithew ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ we :33 defy ÚwÚ auguwy; :33 thewe's :3 a speciaw providence in +OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of :3 a sparrow. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyow, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to come', ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be +^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD come, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyow; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot nyow, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; come: +OwO the readiness :3 is all. x3 Since nyo man knows >w< aught >_> of what ^.^ he uWu weaves, +what :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave betimes? >_> Wet UwU be. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, xDD Oswic, ÚwÚ and >w< Wowds, with uWu othew +x3 Attendants with uWu foiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ gauntwets. +OwO A ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and uWu fwagons >_> of xDD winye uWu on it. + +King. ^w^ Come, x3 Hamwet, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >_> me. +UwU [The UwU King ^-^ puts ÚwÚ Waewtes' hand OwO into Hamwet's.] +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Give me >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ^.^ have x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; +But pawdon't, as you awe :3 a gentleman. +:3 This :3 pwesence knows, +And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have heard, how I x3 am :3 punyish'd +x3 With >_> sowe distwaction. What I ^.^ have x3 donye +:33 That UwU might >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and >_< exception +^-^ Woughwy >_< awake, I here :3 pwocwaim ÚwÚ was madnyess. +xDD Was't Hamlet wrong'd >_< Waewtes? uWu Nyevew Hamlet. +>w< If Hamlet ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf >w< be :3 taken ^w^ away, +And when :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ himsewf OwO does :33 wwong uWu Waewtes, +;;w;; Then Hamlet OwO does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, Hamlet ^w^ denyies it. +OwO Who OwO does it, ^.^ then? His madnyess. :3 If't >w< be so, +Hamlet :3 is >_> of OwO the >w< faction UwU that :3 is wwong'd; +His UwU madnyess :3 is UwU poow UwU Hamwet's enyemy. +>_> Siw, in :3 this :33 audience, +>_> Wet my disclaiming ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU puwpos'd evil +>_> Fwee me OwO so :3 faw in >_> youw UwU most UwU genyewous >_> thoughts +:33 That I ^.^ have shot my awwow o'ew OwO the house +And hurt my brother. +Waew. I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied in UwU nyatuwe, +uWu Whose uWu motive in :3 this UwU case shouwd :33 stiw me UwU most +ÚwÚ To my wevenge. But in my >_> tewms >_> of uWu honyouw +I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyo xDD weconciwement +;;w;; Tiww uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO knyown uWu honyouw +I ^.^ have :3 a >w< voice ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent >_> of xDD peace +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep my name ungor'd. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time +I ^-^ do weceive >_> youw ^.^ offew'd love >_< wike love, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wwong it. +ÚwÚ Ham. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ it fweewy, +And uWu wiww :3 this >_< bwothew's uWu wagew OwO fwankwy play. +>w< Give OwO us OwO the foils. Come x3 on. +Waew. ^w^ Come, ^-^ onye uWu fow >_> me. +ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be >_> youw foil, Laertes. UwU In >_< minye xDD ignyowance +Your >_> skiww ^-^ shaww, >_< wike :3 a star >w< i' th' ^.^ dawkest night, +uWu Stick :33 fiewy x3 off :3 indeed. +Waew. You xDD mock uWu me, sir. +ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by :3 this >w< bad. +King. >w< Give them OwO the uWu foiws, x3 young Osric. Cousin x3 Hamwet, +You xDD knyow OwO the wager? +ÚwÚ Ham. Very well, my :33 wowd. +Your OwO Gwace >_> has >_> waid OwO the >_> odds o' th' x3 weakew xDD side. +King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, I ^.^ have uWu seen you ^-^ both; +But >_< since ^.^ he :3 is bettew'd, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO thewefowe ^w^ odds. +Waew. :3 This :3 is xDD too >_< heavy; let me UwU see >_> anyothew. +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 This wikes me :33 weww. ^.^ These uWu foiws ^.^ have >w< aww :3 a length? +Pwepawe ^-^ to play. +^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +King. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the x3 stoups >_> of xDD winye x3 upon UwU that ^-^ tabwe. +>w< If Hamlet ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow uWu second ^.^ hit, +Ow ;;w;; quit in ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the third :33 exchange, +>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the OwO battwements theiw ordnance uWu fiwe; +The UwU King uWu shaww dwink ^-^ to UwU Hamwet's better breath, +And in OwO the ^w^ cup OwO an UwU unyion uWu shaww ^.^ he thwow +Richer than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw ^w^ successive kings +UwU In Denmark's :3 cwown ^.^ have wown. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cups; +And let OwO the ;;w;; kettwe ^-^ to OwO the twumpet ÚwÚ speak, +The twumpet ^-^ to OwO the OwO cannyonyeew ^-^ without, +The :33 cannyons ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, +'Now OwO the UwU King dwinks ^-^ to Hamwet.' ^w^ Come, begin. +And you OwO the ^-^ judges, bear :3 a wawy >w< eye. +ÚwÚ Ham. Come OwO on, sir. +Waew. ^w^ Come, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They play. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Onye. +Waew. >_< Nyo. +ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Judgment! +^-^ Osw. OwO A ^.^ hit, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ pawpabwe ÚwÚ hit. +Waew. Weww, ^-^ again! +King. >w< Stay, ^w^ give me drink. x3 Hamwet, :3 this ;;w;; peaww :3 is :3 thinye; +Here's ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth. +[Drum; OwO twumpets OwO sound; :3 a piece :33 goes x3 off :3 [within]. +>w< Give him OwO the >_< cup. +ÚwÚ Ham. I'll xDD pway :3 this ;;w;; bout xDD fiwst; xDD set ^.^ it uWu by >_> awhiwe. +x3 Come. (They :3 pway.) >_> Anyothew ÚwÚ hit. What uWu say you? +Waew. OwO A touch, :3 a OwO touch; I ^-^ do confess't. +King. Our :3 son uWu shaww win. +Queen. >w< He's fat, ÚwÚ and xDD scant >_> of ^.^ bweath. +Here, x3 Hamwet, UwU take my nyapkin, wub >w< thy OwO bwows. +The Queen carouses ^-^ to >w< thy OwO fowtunye, Hamlet. +ÚwÚ Ham. Good >_> madam! +King. >_< Gewtwude, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot drink. +Queen. I wiww, my ^w^ wowd; I pray you pawdon >_> me. :3 Dwinks. +King. ^-^ [aside] ^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu poison'd ÚwÚ cup; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too late. +ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot dwink >_> yet, ^.^ madam; by-and-by. +Queen. ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. +Waew. UwU My lord, I'll :3 hit him OwO nyow. +King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO think't. +Waew. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost x3 against my >_< conscience. +ÚwÚ Ham. Come uWu fow OwO the third, Laertes! You uWu but ;;w;; dawwy. +pray You OwO Pass with >_> youw :33 best violence; +I x3 am >w< afeawd You ^-^ make :3 a >_< wanton >_> of >_> me. +Waew. Say you so? Come x3 on. Play. +^-^ Osw. Nyothing neither way. +Waew. >_< Have at you nyow! +;;w;; [Waewtes wounds Hamwet; ;;w;; then] in scuffwing, uWu they +>_> change ÚwÚ wapiews, ^w^ [and Hamlet wounds Laertes]. +King. Part them! ^.^ They awe incens'd. +ÚwÚ Ham. Nyay x3 come! ^-^ again! The Queen ^.^ fawws. +^-^ Osw. Wook ^-^ to OwO the Queen there, UwU ho! +How. ^.^ They bleed uWu on uWu both :33 sides. OwO How :3 is it, my UwU wowd? +^-^ Osw. OwO How :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? +Waew. ÚwÚ Why, as :3 a ^-^ woodcock ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own springe, Osric. +I x3 am justly xDD kiww'd with >_< minye >_> own ^w^ tweachewy. +ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How OwO does OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? +King. She x3 sounds ^-^ to UwU see them bweed. +Queen. No, no! OwO the x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! :3 O my dear ;;w;; Hamwet! +The x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! I x3 am poison'd. [Dies.] +ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O villany! ^.^ Ho! let OwO the xDD doow >w< be lock'd. +OwO Tweachewy! >_< Seek ^.^ it >_< out. +;;w;; [Waewtes OwO fawws.] +Waew. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; hewe, Hamlet. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou art slain; +:3 Nyo >w< medicinye in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. +UwU In ÚwÚ thee there :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour >_> of wife. +The treacherous ^.^ instwument :3 is in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +uWu Unbated ÚwÚ and envenyom'd. The ;;w;; fouw practice +;;w;; Hath tuwn'd itsewf uWu on >_> me. :33 Wo, here I >_< wie, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to xDD wise again. x3 Thy >_> mothew's poison'd. +I can nyo more. The ;;w;; King, OwO the King's ^-^ to blame. +ÚwÚ Ham. The point envenyom'd too? +>_> Then, xDD venyom, ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wowk. x3 Huwts OwO the King. +^.^ Aww. ;;w;; Tweason! xDD tweason! +King. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ defend uWu me, x3 fwiends! I x3 am uWu but :33 huwt. +ÚwÚ Ham. Here, :3 thou incestuous, muwd'wous, damned Danye, +Dwink x3 off :3 this potion! ^-^ Is >w< thy UwU unyion hewe? +Follow my mother. UwU King :3 dies. +Waew. ÚwÚ He :3 is justly ;;w;; sewv'd. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 poison tempew'd uWu by :3 himsewf. +UwU Exchange >_> fowgivenyess with uWu me, x3 nyobwe Hamlet. +Minye ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's death come ^.^ nyot x3 upon ^.^ thee, +Nyow UwU thinye uWu on UwU me! ^.^ Dies. +ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Heaven ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee free >_> of ^.^ it! I follow thee. +I x3 am OwO dead, :3 Howatio. Wretched queen, ;;w;; adieu! +You UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe at :3 this uWu chance, +:33 That awe uWu but ^-^ mutes ^w^ ow ^-^ audience ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ act, +Had I uWu but UwU time >w< (as :3 this feww sergeant, Death, +^-^ Is :33 stwict in his :33 awwest) :33 O, I :33 couwd tell :3 you- +But let ^.^ it UwU be. xDD Howatio, I x3 am >w< dead; +Thou wiv'st; wepowt me ÚwÚ and my cause aright +ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO unsatisfied. +How. uWu Nyevew believe it. +I x3 am ^-^ mowe OwO an >_> antique Woman than :3 a ÚwÚ Danye. +Here's ÚwÚ yet >w< some :3 wiquow left. +ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As th'art :3 a man, +>w< Give me OwO the >_< cup. >_> Wet go! By UwU heaven, I'll ÚwÚ ha't. +:3 O good xDD Howatio, what :3 a >_< wounded name +(Things standing ;;w;; thus unknown) uWu shaww live >_> behind UwU me! +>w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew howd me in >w< thy xDD heawt, +xDD Absent ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD fewicity uWu awhiwe, +And in :3 this harsh x3 wowwd dwaw >w< thy >_> bweath in ÚwÚ pain, +ÚwÚ To tell my >_< stowy. [March ^-^ afaw OwO off, ÚwÚ and shot OwO within.] +What ^.^ wawwike ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? +^-^ Osw. Young Fortinbras, with :3 conquest come ^-^ fwom :3 Powand, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ambassadors >_> of ^.^ Engwand gives +:3 This ^.^ wawwike vowwey. +ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, I x3 die, uWu Howatio! +The potent :3 poison ^-^ quite :3 o'ewcwows my spirit. +I cannyot live ^-^ to hear OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, +But I ^-^ do pwophesy th' >w< ewection lights +uWu On Fortinbras. ÚwÚ He >_> has my ^.^ dying ÚwÚ voice. +^w^ So tell ^w^ him, with th' >_< occuwwents, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, +^w^ Which ^.^ have >_> sowicited- OwO the west :3 is silence. ^.^ Dies. +How. Nyow >_> cwacks :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. Good night, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, +And flights >_> of xDD angews sing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy rest! +[March OwO within.] +UwU Why OwO does OwO the uWu dwum come ^w^ hithew? + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas ÚwÚ and Engwish x3 Ambassadows, with Dwum, +Colours, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +Fowt. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this >w< sight? +How. What :3 is ^.^ it you uWu wiww see? +>w< If >w< aught >_> of >_> woe ^w^ ow >_< wondew, OwO cease >_> youw search. +Fowt. :3 This quawwy x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; havoc. :3 O >_> pwoud Death, +What feast :3 is towawd in UwU thinye eternal cell +:33 That :3 thou OwO so many princes at :3 a shot +^w^ So >_> bwoodiwy x3 hast struck. +Ambassadow. The OwO sight :3 is ^-^ dismaw; +And ^-^ ouw affairs ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand come xDD too late. +The ears awe ÚwÚ sensewess UwU that shouwd ^w^ give OwO us beawing +ÚwÚ To tell him his ^.^ commandment :3 is ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd +:33 That x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn awe UwU dead. +:3 Whewe shouwd We ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO thanks? +How. :3 Nyot ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, +Had ^.^ it th' >w< abiwity >_> of life ^-^ to :3 thank you. +ÚwÚ He never >_> gave ^.^ commandment uWu fow theiw :33 death. +But ÚwÚ since, OwO so jump x3 upon :3 this bwoody ^.^ question, +You ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Powack ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, +uWu Awe here awwiv'd, ^w^ give owdew UwU that ^.^ these OwO bodies +High uWu on :3 a OwO stage >w< be ^w^ pwaced ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; +And let me speak ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ yet unknowing x3 wowwd +OwO How ^.^ these >w< things came OwO about. ^w^ So uWu shaww You hear +x3 Of uWu cawnyaw, bwoody ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw acts; +x3 Of accidentaw ;;w;; judgments, casual slaughters; +x3 Of deaths >w< put uWu on uWu by ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and fowc'd cause; +And, in :3 this upshot, >w< puwposes mistook +OwO Faww'n uWu on th' UwU inventows' xDD heads. ^-^ Aww :3 this can I +>_> Twuwy :33 dewivew. +Fowt. >_> Wet OwO us haste ^-^ to hear it, +And caww OwO the nyobwest ^-^ to OwO the uWu audience. +>_< Fow uWu me, with UwU sowwow I ^w^ embwace my xDD fowtunye. +I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ wights >_> of memowy in :3 this :3 kingdom +^w^ Which nyow, ^-^ to OwO cwaim my :3 vantage doth ^w^ invite >_> me. +How. x3 Of UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ awso cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, +And ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth uWu whose >w< voice uWu wiww dwaw uWu on more. +But let :3 this >_> same >w< be ÚwÚ pwesentwy perform'd, +>_< Even >_< whiwe xDD men's ^w^ minds awe wild, west ^-^ mowe mischance +uWu On >_< pwots ÚwÚ and ewwows >_< happen. +Fowt. >_> Wet ;;w;; fouw ^.^ captains +Beaw Hamlet >_< wike :3 a sowdiew ^-^ to OwO the stage; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was likely, xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >w< put OwO on, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd UwU most >_< woyawwy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ÚwÚ passage +The sowdiews' music ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 wites >_> of OwO waw +^w^ Speak woudwy uWu fow >_> him. +;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bodies. Such :3 a OwO sight as :3 this +:33 Becomes OwO the field uWu but here >w< shows >w< much OwO amiss. +Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the xDD sowdiews shoot. +>_< Exeunt marching; aftew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a peaw >_> of ordnance +awe shot UwU off. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1598 + +OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH + + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fouwth. +Henry, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. +Prince uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. +Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. +Sir Walter Blunt. +ÚwÚ Thomas :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of x3 Wowcestew. +^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, UwU suwnyamed xDD Hotspuw, his :33 son. +Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. +Richard Scroop, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +Archibald, Eaww >_> of Dougwas. +x3 Owen Glendower. +Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. +Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. +Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 a fwiend ^-^ to OwO the Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +UwU Poins. +Gadshiww +UwU Peto. +uWu Bawdowph. + +OwO Wady :3 Pewcy, UwU wife ^-^ to xDD Hotspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. +OwO Wady ^-^ Mowtimew, daughter ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwendowew, ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. +^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head in Eastcheap. + +>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, uWu Shewiff, Vintner, Chamberlain, Drawers, two +Carriers, ^.^ Twavewwews, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE.--Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wawes. + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. +Wondon. The Pawace. + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, +^w^ [Siw Walter ÚwÚ Bwunt,] with ^.^ othews. + +King. ^w^ So shaken as ^-^ we awe, OwO so ÚwÚ wan with cawe, +Find ^-^ we :3 a UwU time uWu fow ^.^ fwighted xDD peace ^-^ to pant +And bweathe showt-winded uWu accents >_> of OwO nyew uWu bwoiws +ÚwÚ To >w< be commenc'd in stwonds ^-^ afaw wemote. +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the thirsty entwance >_> of :3 this soiw +:33 Shaww daub xDD hew lips with xDD hew >_> own ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU twenching OwO waw channel xDD hew x3 fiewds, +Nyow OwO Bwuise xDD hew ;;w;; fwow'wets with OwO the UwU awmed >w< hoofs +x3 Of hostile paces. Those >_< opposed eyes +>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the >w< meteows >_> of :3 a twoubwed UwU heaven, +^-^ Aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU nyatuwe, >_> of ^-^ onye xDD substance OwO bwed, +OwO Did lately ^.^ meet in OwO the intestinye shock +And ^-^ fuwious :33 cwose >_> of civil ^w^ butchewy, +:33 Shaww :3 nyow in OwO mutuaw >w< weww-beseeming ^-^ wanks +ÚwÚ Mawch >w< aww ^-^ onye uWu way ÚwÚ and >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; oppos'd +uWu Against OwO acquaintance, ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and UwU awwies. +The >_> edge >_> of war, >_< wike OwO an OwO iww-sheathed ;;w;; knyife, +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut his mastew. :33 Thewefowe, fwiends, +UwU As :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of Christ- +uWu Whose sowdiew nyow, uWu undew uWu whose bwessed cross +We awe >_< impwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- +xDD Fowthwith :3 a power >_> of Engwish uWu shaww ^-^ we wevy, +uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded in theiw >_> mothew's >_> womb +ÚwÚ To ^.^ chase ^.^ these pagans in x3 those holy fields +Over uWu whose ^w^ acwes uWu wawk'd x3 those bwessed :3 feet +^w^ Which fouwteen ^-^ hundwed years >_< ago ;;w;; wewe nail'd +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the :33 bittew ;;w;; cwoss. +But :3 this ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 nyow :3 is twelvemonth >_> owd, +And :33 bootwess 'tis ^-^ to tell you ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. ;;w;; Then let me hear +x3 Of you, my gentwe cousin Westmowewand, +What :33 yestewnyight ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw >_> did decree +UwU In >_< fowwawding :3 this dear expedience. +x3 West. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this haste ÚwÚ was ^.^ hot in xDD question +And many xDD wimits >_> of OwO the chawge xDD set ;;w;; down +But yestewnyight; when >w< aww athwart there came +OwO A OwO post ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, woaden with :33 heavy news; +uWu Whose wowst ÚwÚ was UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Mowtimew, +>_> Weading OwO the x3 men >_> of ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe ^-^ to fight +uWu Against OwO the ^.^ iwweguwaw ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, +>_> Was uWu by OwO the wude ^.^ hands >_> of UwU that Welshman >w< taken, +OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> of his ^w^ peopwe butchered; +:3 Upon uWu whose UwU dead corpse there ÚwÚ was such UwU misuse, +Such >_> beastwy shamewess transformation, +By x3 those :33 Wewshwomen x3 donye as ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be +Without >w< much ÚwÚ shame :33 wetowd ^w^ ow spoken >_> of. +King. ^w^ It uWu seems then UwU that OwO the >_< tidings >_> of :3 this broil +:33 Bwake x3 off ^-^ ouw ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. +x3 West. This, ^w^ match'd with xDD othew, :33 did, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow ^-^ mowe :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and unwewcome UwU nyews +Came ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Nyowth, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >_> did :33 impowt: +uWu On xDD Howy-wood ^w^ Day OwO the x3 gawwant x3 Hotspuw there, +Young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and bwave Archibald, +:33 That >_> evew-vawiant ÚwÚ and appwuvd ^w^ Scot, +^.^ At ^.^ Howmedon met, +:3 Whewe uWu they >_> did uWu spend :3 a >_> sad ÚwÚ and bwoody ÚwÚ houw; +UwU As uWu by >w< dischawge >_> of theiw ^-^ awtiwwewy +And ^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; wikewihood OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ was told; +>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ bwought ;;w;; them, in OwO the vewy heat +And uWu pwide >_> of theiw uWu contention >_> did UwU take OwO howse, +Uncertain >_> of OwO the xDD issue ^-^ any way. +King. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ deaw, :3 a twue-industwious OwO fwiend, +Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, OwO nyew ;;w;; wighted ^-^ fwom his OwO howse, +UwU Stain'd with OwO the >_< vawiation >_> of OwO each soiw +ÚwÚ Betwixt UwU that ^.^ Howmedon ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 seat >_> of UwU ouws, +And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO us ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome news. +The Eaww >_> of Douglas :3 is ^w^ discomfited; +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bowd :3 Scots, >_> two-and-twenty knights, +Balk'd in theiw >_> own UwU bwood >_> did Sir Walter UwU see +uWu On x3 Howmedon's >_< pwains. x3 Of prisoners, x3 Hotspuw took +:3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^w^ Fife ÚwÚ and ewdest :3 son +ÚwÚ To >_> beaten Douglas, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of >w< Athow, +x3 Of >_< Muwway, ^.^ Angus, ÚwÚ and >_< Menteith. +And :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO an honyouwabwe ^-^ spoiw? +OwO A x3 gawwant UwU pwize? Ha, uWu cousin, :3 is ^.^ it not? +x3 West. UwU In :33 faith, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 conquest uWu fow :3 a pwince ^-^ to boast >_> of. +King. xDD Yea, there :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me sad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mak'st me xDD sin +UwU In >_< envy UwU that my Wowd Northumberland +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew ^-^ to OwO so bwest :3 a ^-^ son- +OwO A :3 son ^-^ who :3 is OwO the >_> theme >_> of honour's tongue, +Amongst :3 a :3 gwuv OwO the vewy OwO stwaightest >_< pwant; +OwO Who :3 is ^w^ sweet Fowtunye's :3 minyion ÚwÚ and xDD hew pwide; +>w< Whiwst OwO I, uWu by looking uWu on OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of ^w^ him, +^w^ See uWu wiot ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw :33 stain OwO the uWu bwow +x3 Of my x3 young Harry. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ pwov'd +:33 That >w< some ^-^ nyight-twipping uWu faiwy xDD had xDD exchang'd +UwU In cradle clothes ^-^ ouw chiwdwen xDD whewe uWu they >_< way, +And xDD caww'd >_< minye :3 Pewcy, his Plantagenet! +;;w;; Then would I ^.^ have his ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 minye. +But let him ^-^ fwom my xDD thoughts. What ÚwÚ think you, *shuffles closer* coz, +x3 Of :3 this x3 young Percy's uWu pwide? The prisoners +^w^ Which ^.^ he in :3 this adventuwe ;;w;; hath UwU suwpwis'd +ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; use ^.^ he keeps, ÚwÚ and >_> sends me >_> wowd +I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^-^ Fife. +x3 West. :3 This :3 is his xDD uncwe's ^-^ teaching, :3 this >_> Wowcestew, +Malevolent ^-^ to you UwU In >w< aww :3 aspects, +^w^ Which makes him prune ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and >_< bwistwe OwO up +The :3 cwest >_> of xDD youth x3 against >_> youw dignyity. +King. But I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ this; +And uWu fow :3 this cause :3 awhiwe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyegwect +Our holy OwO puwpose ^-^ to UwU Jewusawem. +uWu Cousin, uWu on Wednyesday next ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we +uWu Wiww howd at Windsor. ^w^ So infowm OwO the lords; +But come yourself with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ again; +>_< Fow ^-^ mowe :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye +>w< Than >_< out >_> of :3 angew can >w< be uttewed. +x3 West. I uWu wiww my ^.^ wiege. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Wondon. An apartment >_> of OwO the Prince's. + +x3 Entew Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. + +Fal. Nyow, uWu Haw, what UwU time >_> of :3 day :3 is it, >w< wad? +^.^ Pwince. Thou art OwO so fat-witted with uWu dwinking >_> of ^.^ owd :3 sack, ÚwÚ and +unbuttoning ÚwÚ thee aftew suppew, ÚwÚ and sweeping x3 upon ;;w;; benches aftew +^w^ nyoon, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ fowgotten ^-^ to >_> demand UwU that ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; which :3 thou +uWu wouwdest ^.^ twuwy know. What :3 a ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do with OwO the UwU time +>_> of OwO the day, >_< Unwess ^w^ houws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ cups >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ and minutes UwU capons, +ÚwÚ and >_< cwocks OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of :3 bawds, ÚwÚ and dials OwO the signs >_> of >_< weaping +^w^ houses, ÚwÚ and OwO the bwessed >_< sun ^-^ himsewf :3 a fair ^.^ hot wench in +x3 fwame-cowouwed taffeta, I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 thou shouldst >w< be OwO so +OwO supewfwuous ^-^ to >_> demand OwO the UwU time >_> of OwO the day. +Fal. :3 Indeed you come ;;w;; nyeaw me nyow, Hal; uWu fow ^-^ we UwU that UwU take :3 puwses >w< go +uWu by OwO the ^-^ moon And OwO the :3 seven staws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by :33 Phoebus, >_< he, UwU that +uWu wand'wing x3 knyight OwO so x3 faiw. And I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art +^-^ king, :3 as, :3 God :33 save >w< thy :33 Gwace-Majesty I shouwd ÚwÚ say, uWu fow OwO gwace :3 thou +xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_< nyonye- +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, >_> nyonye? +Fal. No, uWu by my >_> twoth; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as uWu wiww sewve ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to +OwO an egg ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, how ^.^ then? ^w^ Come, ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ woundwy. +Fal. x3 Mawwy, then, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, let ^.^ nyot OwO us UwU that +awe squires >_> of OwO the nyight's ÚwÚ body >w< be called ;;w;; thieves >_> of OwO the UwU day's +^w^ beauty. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> Dianya's >_> Fowestews, :3 Gentwemen >_> of OwO the ^w^ Shade, +^w^ Minyions >_> of OwO the :33 Moon; ÚwÚ and let x3 men uWu say ^-^ we >w< be x3 men >_> of good +;;w;; guvwnment, being ^-^ guvwnyed as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >_< chaste +^w^ mistwess OwO the ^w^ moon, uWu undew uWu whose countenance ^-^ we ^.^ steaw. +^.^ Pwince. Thou >_> sayest well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it howds ;;w;; weww :33 too; uWu fow OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of +OwO us UwU that awe OwO the moon's x3 men doth x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow >_< wike OwO the >_< sea, being +>w< guvwnyed, as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ moon. As, uWu fow >_> pwoof nyow: :3 a >_> puwse +>_> of gold UwU most OwO wesowutewy >_> snyatch'd uWu on Monday night ÚwÚ and UwU most +dissolutely spent uWu on >w< Tuesday mownying; ^w^ got with sweawing 'Lay OwO by,' +ÚwÚ and spent with cwying ;;w;; 'Bwing in'; :3 nyow i-iww as low OwO an x3 ebb as OwO the +foot >_> of OwO the xDD waddew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by-and-by in as UwU high :3 a flow as OwO the ridge +>_> of OwO the x3 gawwows. +Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou xDD say'st true, lad- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^w^ hostess >_> of +OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet OwO wench? +^.^ Pwince. UwU As OwO the honey >_> of ^w^ Hybwa, my ^.^ owd ^.^ wad >_> of OwO the castwe- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot +:3 a ;;w;; buff ^w^ jewkin :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet robe >_> of duwance? +Fal. OwO How nyow, how nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? >_> What, in >w< thy ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and >w< thy +^-^ quiddities? What :3 a pwague ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with :3 a ;;w;; buff OwO jewkin? +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a UwU pox ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with my ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the ^w^ tavewn? +Fal. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caww'd xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< oft. +^.^ Pwince. OwO Did I >w< evew caww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to pay >w< thy :3 pawt? +Fal. Nyo; I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ paid >w< aww ^.^ thewe. +^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, OwO so :3 faw as my >_< coin would ^.^ stwetch; ÚwÚ and +xDD whewe ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, I ^.^ have used my credit. +Fal. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO so :33 us'd ^.^ it UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot here apparent UwU that :3 thou +art ÚwÚ heiw OwO appawent- But I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, uWu shaww there >w< be +>_> gawwows standing in ^.^ Engwand when :3 thou art king? ÚwÚ and wesowution +;;w;; thus OwO fubb'd as ^.^ it :3 is with OwO the >w< wusty ;;w;; cuwb >_> of ^.^ owd fathew antic OwO the +ÚwÚ waw? Do ^.^ nyot thou, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, >_> hang :3 a >w< thief. +^.^ Pwince. Nyo; :3 thou >_< shawt. +Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? :3 O rare! By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a bwave :33 judge. +^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD judgest false awweady. I >_> mean, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have OwO the +:33 hanging >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a x3 wawe OwO hangman. +Fal. Weww, uWu Haw, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and in >w< some sort ^.^ it :33 jumps with my humouw as +;;w;; weww as ^w^ waiting in OwO the couwt, I can tell you. +^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow obtaining >_> of x3 suits? +Fal. xDD Yea, uWu fow obtaining >_> of suits, ^w^ wheweof OwO the hangman ;;w;; hath nyo lean +OwO wawdwobe. uWu 'Sbwood, I x3 am as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a gib-cat ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wugg'd +OwO beaw. +^.^ Pwince. Ow OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; wion, ^w^ ow :3 a lover's wute. +Fal. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ dwonye >_> of :3 a xDD Wincownshiwe uWu bagpipe. +^.^ Pwince. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mewanchowy >_> of Moor +>_< Ditch? +Fal. Thou x3 hast OwO the UwU most unsavoury ÚwÚ simiwes, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed OwO the UwU most +>w< compawative, wascawwiest, ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince. But, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee +twoubwe me nyo ^-^ mowe with xDD vanyity. I would ^-^ to :3 God :3 thou ÚwÚ and I knew +xDD whewe :3 a UwU commodity >_> of good >_< nyames ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be x3 bought. An ^.^ owd lord >_> of +OwO the ;;w;; Counciw x3 wated me OwO the uWu othew :3 day in OwO the uWu stweet about you, ;;w;; siw, +uWu but I OwO mawk'd him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD tawked vewy ^w^ wisewy, uWu but I +:33 wegawded him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< tawk'd ^w^ wisewy, ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu stweet +^w^ too. +^.^ Pwince. Thou didst ;;w;; weww; uWu fow OwO wisdom x3 cwies >_< out in OwO the stweets, ÚwÚ and +nyo man wegawds it. +Fal. :33 O, :3 thou x3 hast x3 damnyabwe ^-^ itewation, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed able ^-^ to +corrupt :3 a uWu saint. Thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< much harm x3 upon uWu me, Haw- :3 God +forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it! Before I knew ^.^ thee, uWu Haw, I knew OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and +:3 nyow x3 am OwO I, ^-^ if :3 a man shouwd speak truly, wittwe better than ^-^ onye >_> of +OwO the wicked. I >w< must ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it uvw! +By OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO an I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am :3 a viwwain! I'll >w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow +never :3 a :3 king's :3 son in uWu Chwistendom. +^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU take :3 a >_> puwse ^.^ tomowwow, >_> Jack? +Fal. uWu Zounds, xDD whewe :3 thou >_< wiwt, wad! I'll ^-^ make ^w^ onye. An I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, caww +me villain ÚwÚ and ^w^ baffwe >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. I UwU see :3 a good OwO amendment >_> of life in ^w^ thee- ^-^ fwom uWu pwaying ^-^ to +purse-taking. +Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, 'tis my vocation, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD sin uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to +>_< wabouw in his vocation. + +x3 Entew UwU Poins. + +>_< Poins! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ if Gadshiww ^.^ have xDD set :3 a ^w^ match. :33 O, ^-^ if x3 men +;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by merit, what hole in heww ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hot enough uWu fow +OwO him? :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu omnyipotent villain UwU that >w< evew :3 cwied uWu 'Stand!' +^-^ to :3 a OwO twue xDD man. +^.^ Pwince. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ned. +UwU Poins. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hal. What :33 says :33 Monsieuw OwO Wemowse? What +:33 says Sir uWu John OwO Sack ÚwÚ and Sugar? >w< Jack, how agrees OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee +about >w< thy >_> souw, UwU that :3 thou soldest him uWu on Good Friday last uWu fow :3 a +^w^ cup >_> of ^-^ Madeiwa ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cowd x3 capon's ^w^ weg? +^.^ Pwince. Sir uWu John ^-^ stands ^-^ to his ;;w;; wowd, OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu shaww ^.^ have his +ÚwÚ bawgain; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet :3 a bweakew >_> of proverbs. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^w^ give +OwO the ^w^ deviw his due. +UwU Poins. ;;w;; Then art :3 thou :33 damn'd uWu fow UwU keeping >w< thy >_> wowd with OwO the ^w^ deviw. +^.^ Pwince. Else ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :33 damn'd uWu fow cozenying OwO the ^w^ deviw. +UwU Poins. But, my xDD wads, my xDD wads, to-morrow morning, uWu by ;;w;; fouw o'cwock +;;w;; eawwy, at >_> Gadshiww! Thewe awe pilgrims gong ^-^ to uWu Cantewbuwy with +rich :3 offewings, ÚwÚ and >_< twadews riding ^-^ to UwU Wondon with UwU fat puwses. I +^.^ have ^-^ vizawds uWu fow you uWu aww; you ^.^ have howses uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves. +Gadshiww :3 wies ^.^ to-nyight in Wochestew. I ^.^ have UwU bespoke ^w^ suppew +to-morrow night in Eastcheap. We ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it as secure as ^-^ sweep. >w< If +you uWu wiww ÚwÚ go, I uWu wiww stuff >_> youw :3 puwses :33 fuww >_> of xDD cwowns; ^-^ if you uWu wiww +;;w;; nyot, tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! +Fal. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ^w^ Yedwawd: ^-^ if I tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; nyot, I'll >_> hang you +uWu fow ^w^ going. +UwU Poins. You wiww, :33 chops? +Fal. uWu Haw, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make ÚwÚ onye? +^.^ Pwince. Who, I wob? I :3 a OwO thief? :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu by my ;;w;; faith. +Fal. There's neither ;;w;; honyesty, manhood, :3 nyow good OwO fewwowship in ^.^ thee, +:3 nyow :3 thou xDD cam'st ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the UwU bwood :33 woyaw ^-^ if :3 thou :33 dawest ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand +uWu fow >w< ten ÚwÚ shiwwings. +^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Weww then, UwU once in my >_< days I'll >w< be :3 a OwO madcap. +Fal. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, come what wiww, I'll tawwy at UwU home. +Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a >_> twaitow then, when :3 thou art xDD king. +^.^ Pwince. I cawe not. +UwU Poins. Sir :33 John, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD weave OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and me awonye. I uWu wiww +uWu way him ;;w;; down such reasons uWu fow :3 this adventuwe UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. +Fal. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the spirit >_> of >_< pewsuasion ÚwÚ and him OwO the ears +>_> of x3 pwofiting, UwU that what :3 thou ^-^ speakest ^-^ may move ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws +^-^ may >w< be x3 bewieved, UwU that OwO the OwO twue pwince ^-^ may (for x3 wecweation >w< sake) +^w^ pwuv :3 a false thief; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow x3 abuses >_> of OwO the UwU time UwU want +:3 countenyance. Farewell; you uWu shaww find me in Eastcheap. +^.^ Pwince. Faweweww, :3 thou wattew spring! ^.^ faweweww, xDD Aww-hawwown summer! +Exit :33 Fawstaff. +UwU Poins. Nyow, my good ^w^ sweet honey lord, ride with OwO us >w< to-mowwow. I +^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute UwU that I cannyot manage awonye. Falstaff, +Bardolph, >_> Peto, ÚwÚ and Gadshiww uWu shaww x3 wob x3 those x3 men UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have +already waylaid; yourself ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and when uWu they +^.^ have OwO the :33 booty, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 wob ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ cut :3 this head x3 off +^-^ fwom my >_> shouwdews. +^.^ Pwince. OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we part with them in setting ^w^ fowth? +UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth before ^w^ ow aftew them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint them +:3 a place >_> of UwU meeting, wherein ^.^ it :3 is at ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and +then uWu wiww uWu they adventuwe x3 upon OwO the expwoit :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which uWu they +uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo sooner >w< achieved, uWu but ^w^ we'ww xDD set x3 upon ^.^ them. +^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but 'tis >_< wike UwU that uWu they uWu wiww xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO howses, uWu by +^-^ ouw >_> habits, ÚwÚ and uWu by every uWu othew OwO appointment, ^-^ to >w< be :33 ouwsewves. +UwU Poins. UwU Tut! ^-^ ouw howses uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see- I'll OwO tie them in OwO the +uWu wood; ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wizawds ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> change aftew ^-^ we xDD weave them; :3 and, +ÚwÚ siwwah, I ^.^ have cases >_> of >_> buckwam uWu fow OwO the uWu nyonce, ^-^ to immask ^-^ ouw +nyoted >_> outwawd :33 gawments. +^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but I x3 doubt uWu they uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. +UwU Poins. Weww, uWu fow two >_> of ;;w;; them, I xDD knyow them ^-^ to >w< be as >_< twue-bwed +cowards as >w< evew tuwn'd >w< back; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the third, ^-^ if ^.^ he fight +ÚwÚ wongew than ^.^ he >_> sees reason, I'll forswear arms. The :3 viwtue >_> of +:3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww lie OwO the ^w^ incompwehensibwe :3 wies UwU that :3 this >_> same UwU fat +wogue uWu wiww tell OwO us when ^-^ we ^.^ meet at suppew: how ^w^ thiwty, at >_> weast, +^.^ he xDD fought with; what x3 wawds, what ^-^ bwows, what >_< extwemities ^.^ he +enduwed; ÚwÚ and in OwO the wepwoof >_> of :3 this :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ jest. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, I'll >w< go with thee. xDD Pwovide OwO us >w< aww >w< things nyecessawy +ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me ^.^ to-nyight in Eastcheap. Thewe I'll >_< sup. >w< Faweweww. +UwU Poins. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. +^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow you aww, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww :3 awhiwe OwO uphowd +The :3 unyok'd humouw >_> of >_> youw >_> idwenyess. +>_> Yet hewein uWu wiww I imitate OwO the >_> sun, +OwO Who doth >w< pewmit OwO the base xDD contagious clouds +ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up his x3 beauty ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, +That, when ^.^ he >w< pwease UwU again ^-^ to lie himself, +>_> Being ^w^ wanted, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ mowe wond'red at +By breaking OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy xDD mists +x3 Of ^w^ vapouws UwU that >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to stwangwe >_> him. +>w< If >w< aww OwO the yeaw ;;w;; wewe playing holidays, +ÚwÚ To uWu spowt would >w< be as >w< tedious as ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowk; +But when uWu they uWu sewdom xDD come, uWu they UwU wish'd-fow xDD come, +And nyothing ^w^ pweaseth uWu but x3 wawe ÚwÚ accidents. +UwU So, when :3 this loose >_> behaviouw I thwow x3 off +And pay OwO the >_> debt I never ^-^ pwomised, +By how >w< much better than my >_> wowd I OwO am, +By OwO so >w< much uWu shaww I fawsify xDD men's xDD hopes; +And, >_< wike UwU bwight >w< metaw uWu on :3 a sullen >w< gwound, +UwU My >_> wefowmation, OwO gwitt'wing o'ew my UwU fauwt, +:33 Shaww show ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ and >_< attwact ^-^ mowe eyes +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo :33 foiw ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it UwU off. +I'll OwO so offend ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO offence :3 a skill, +Redeeming UwU time when x3 men ÚwÚ think :33 weast I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +Wondon. The Pawace. + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, >_> Wowcestew, xDD Hotspuw, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, +with ^.^ othews. + +King. UwU My UwU bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 tempewate, +^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to :33 stiw at ^.^ these :3 indignyities, +And you ^.^ have ;;w;; found uWu me, uWu fow >_< accowdingwy +You ÚwÚ twead x3 upon my patience; uWu but >w< be ^w^ suwe +I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom ^w^ hencefowth wathew >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, +^-^ Mighty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be fear'd, than my condition, +^w^ Which ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ smooth as uWu oiw, ^.^ soft as x3 young down, +And OwO thewefowe lost UwU that title >_> of >_< wespect +^w^ Which OwO the >_> pwoud ^w^ souw :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu but ^-^ to OwO the uWu pwoud. +Wow. Our OwO house, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, wittwe ^-^ desewves +The >_> scouwge >_> of greatness ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd uWu on >_> it- +And UwU that >_> same greatness xDD too ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands +>_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO so powtwy. +Nyowth. UwU My wowd- +King. >_> Wowcestew, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU see +Dangew ÚwÚ and ^.^ disobedience in UwU thinye >w< eye. +:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw :3 pwesence :3 is xDD too bowd ÚwÚ and peremptory, +And majesty UwU might never ÚwÚ yet >_> enduwe +The ^-^ moody ;;w;; fwontiew >_> of :3 a ^-^ sewvant bwow. +OwO Tou ^.^ have good xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ us. When ^-^ we :3 nyeed +'Your ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and counsew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ send uWu fow you. +Exit x3 Wowcestew. +You ;;w;; wewe about ^-^ to speak. +Nyowth. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. +Those prisoners in >_> youw OwO Highnyess' name >w< demanded +^w^ Which Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy here at ^.^ Howmedon took, +Wewe, as ^.^ he uWu says, ^.^ nyot with such OwO stwength ;;w;; denyied +UwU As :3 is UwU dewivewed ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +x3 Eithew envy, ^.^ thewefowe, ^w^ ow misprision +^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my :33 son. +^w^ Hot. UwU My UwU wiege, I >_> did deny nyo ;;w;; pwisonyews. +But I :33 wemembew, when OwO the fight ÚwÚ was >_< donye, +When I ÚwÚ was OwO dwy with ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and extreme xDD toww, +Breathless ÚwÚ and faint, uWu weanying x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, +Came there :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain lord, nyeat ÚwÚ and OwO twimwy >_< dwess'd, +;;w;; Fwesh as :3 a >_> bwidegwoom; ÚwÚ and his chin OwO nyew reap'd +Show'd >_< wike :3 a stubbwe ^.^ wand at hawvest UwU home. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu pewfumed >_< wike :3 a x3 miwwinyew, +And :33 'twixt his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb ^.^ he held +OwO A ÚwÚ pouncet ^.^ box, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon +ÚwÚ He >_> gave his nyose, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ took't away ÚwÚ again; +OwO Who >_< thewewith :33 angwy, when ^.^ it next came there, +>_< Took ^.^ it in snuff; ÚwÚ and still ^.^ he smiw'd ÚwÚ and UwU tawk'd; +And as OwO the xDD sowdiews ^-^ bowe UwU dead OwO bodies >_> by, +ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd them ;;w;; untaught knaves, ^w^ unmannyewwy, +ÚwÚ To bwing :3 a xDD swuvnwy ÚwÚ unhandsome cowse +ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and his nyobiwity. +x3 With many x3 howiday ÚwÚ and wady >_> tewms +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ questionyed uWu me, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >w< demanded +UwU My prisoners in >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^w^ behawf. +I then, >w< aww xDD smawting with my wounds being cold, +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so pest'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ popingay, +Out >_> of my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and my :3 impatience +Answew'd neglectingly, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- +ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 made me mad +ÚwÚ To UwU see him shinye OwO so x3 bwisk, ÚwÚ and smell OwO so ;;w;; sweet, +And talk OwO so >_< wike :3 a ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman +x3 Of >_> guns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and :33 wounds- :3 God :33 save OwO the xDD mawk!- +And x3 tewwing me OwO the sovereignest xDD thing uWu on :3 eawth +>_> Was ^-^ pawmacity uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd bwuise; +And UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was gweat pity, OwO so ^.^ it OwO was, +:3 This villanous UwU sawtpetwe shouwd >w< be uWu digg'd +Out >_> of OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the harmless :3 eawth, +^w^ Which many :3 a good taww :3 fewwow xDD had OwO destwoy'd +^w^ So cowardly; ÚwÚ and uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these :3 viwe x3 'guns, +ÚwÚ He would ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have >_< been :3 a sowdiew. +:3 This uWu bawd x3 unjointed :33 chat >_> of his, my lord, +I answewed ;;w;; indiwectwy, as I said, +And I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ nyot his wepowt +Come cuwwent uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; accusation +ÚwÚ Betwixt my love ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU high majesty. +Blunt. The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ considewed, good my lord, +uWu Whate'ew Wowd Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy then xDD had ^w^ said +ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a place, +^.^ At such :3 a UwU time, with >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wetowd, +May >_> weasonyabwy x3 die, ÚwÚ and never xDD wise +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, ^w^ ow ^-^ any uWu way >_< impeach +What then ^.^ he said, OwO so ^.^ he ^-^ unsay ^.^ it OwO nyow. +King. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he doth deny his prisoners, +But with uWu pwoviso ÚwÚ and :3 exception, +:33 That ^-^ we at ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge uWu shaww >_< wansom straight +His bwothew-in-waw, OwO the foowish ^-^ Mowtimew; +Who, uWu on my >_> souw, ;;w;; hath >_> wiwfuwwy betway'd +The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; wead ^-^ to fight +uWu Against UwU that gweat ^-^ magician, :33 damn'd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, +uWu Whose >_> daughtew, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, OwO the Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch +;;w;; Hath lately :3 mawwied. :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw coffers, then, +Be >_> emptied ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem :3 a >_> twaitow :3 home? +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ buy tweason? ÚwÚ and indent with ^-^ feaws +When uWu they ^.^ have lost ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited x3 themsewves? +No, uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains let him x3 stawve! +>_< Fow I uWu shaww never howd UwU that man my fwiend +uWu Whose :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask me uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO penny uWu cost +ÚwÚ To >_< wansom UwU home UwU wevowted >w< Mowtimew. +^w^ Hot. uWu Wevowted uWu Mowtimew? +ÚwÚ He never >_> did ^-^ faww OwO off, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, +But uWu by OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv UwU that OwO twue +uWu Nyeeds nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^-^ onye :33 tongue uWu fow >w< aww x3 those uWu wounds, +Those mouthed uWu wounds, ;;w;; which :33 vawiantwy ^.^ he took +When uWu on OwO the gentwe Severn's >_< sedgy bank, +UwU In >w< singwe opposition hand ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, +ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD confound OwO the :33 best part >_> of OwO an hour +UwU In changing :33 hawdiment with gweat Glendower. +>_< Thwee xDD times uWu they OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and three xDD times >_> did uWu they x3 dwink, +:3 Upon agreement, >_> of swift Severn's OwO fwood; +OwO Who then, affrighted with theiw bwoody >w< wooks, +Ran feawfuwwy UwU among OwO the :3 twembwing weeds +And hid his >_> cwisp head in OwO the >w< howwow bank, +xDD Bwoodstainyed with ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant cohabitants. +uWu Nyevew >_> did base ÚwÚ and rotten powicy +Colour xDD hew >_< wowking with such >_> deadwy >w< wounds; +Nyow never :33 couwd OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Mowtimew +;;w;; Weceive OwO so many, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 wiwwingwy. +;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot him >w< be swandewed with uWu wevowt. +King. Thou OwO dost bewie ^w^ him, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou OwO dost bewie :3 him! +ÚwÚ He never >_> did uWu encountew with Glendower. +I tell ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ He durst as ;;w;; weww ^.^ have met OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 awonye +UwU As x3 Owen Glendower uWu fow OwO an enyemy. +Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd? But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ hencefowth +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot hear you speak >_> of >w< Mowtimew. +>_> Send me >_> youw prisoners with OwO the ^-^ speediest means, +Ow you uWu shaww hear in such :3 a >w< kind ^-^ fwom me +UwU As uWu wiww dispwease you. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +We ;;w;; wicense >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe with >_> youw son.- +>_> Send OwO us >_> youw prisoners, ^w^ ow you uWu wiww hear >_> of it. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; King, UwU [Bwunt, ÚwÚ and Twain] +^w^ Hot. An ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw come ÚwÚ and :3 woaw uWu fow ;;w;; them, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send ^.^ them. I uWu wiww aftew straight +And tell him >w< so; uWu fow I uWu wiww ewse my xDD heawt, +:33 Awbeit I ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of my head. +Nyowth. >_> What, dwunk with ^-^ chowew? >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and :3 pause >_> awhiwe. +;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw :3 uncwe. + +x3 Entew x3 Wowcestew. + +^w^ Hot. ^w^ Speak >_> of uWu Mowtimew? +uWu Zounds, I uWu wiww speak >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and let my ^w^ souw +Want UwU mewcy ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> join with :3 him! +xDD Yea, uWu on his part I'll uWu empty >w< aww ^.^ these :33 veins, +And shed my dear UwU bwood >_> dwop uWu by >_> dwop in OwO the xDD dust, +But I uWu wiww wift OwO the downtrod OwO Mowtimew +UwU As UwU high in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw as :3 this unthankful ^-^ king, +UwU As :3 this x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and >_< cank'wed :3 Bowingbwoke. +Nyowth. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> youw nyephew ^w^ mad. +Wow. OwO Who struck :3 this heat OwO up aftew I ÚwÚ was gonye? +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww (forsooth) ^.^ have >w< aww my prisoners; +And when I urg'd OwO the >_< wansom UwU once UwU again +x3 Of my uWu wive's :33 bwothew, then his ^-^ cheek ^.^ wook'd pawe, +And uWu on my ;;w;; face ^.^ he tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of >_< death, +>_> Twembwing x3 even at OwO the name >_> of >w< Mowtimew. +Wow. I cannyot blame >_> him. >_> Was ^.^ nyot ^.^ he pwocwaim'd +By Richard UwU that UwU dead ;;w;; is, OwO the next >_> of blood? +Nyowth. ÚwÚ He ^-^ was; I heard OwO the proclamation. +And then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was when OwO the OwO unhappy UwU King +OwO (Whose ^-^ wwongs in OwO us :3 God pardon!) >_> did xDD set :3 fowth +:3 Upon his Iwish >w< expedition; +From :3 whence ^.^ he xDD intewcepted >_> did xDD wetuwn +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ depos'd, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy >_< muwdewed. +Wow. And uWu fow uWu whose death ^-^ we in OwO the world's ^-^ wide OwO mouth +Live >_< scandawiz'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fouwwy spoken >_> of. +^w^ Hot. But soft, I pray you. OwO Did UwU King Richard then +UwU Pwocwaim my bwothew Edmund OwO Mowtimew +Heir ^-^ to OwO the crown? +Nyowth. ÚwÚ He did; ^-^ mysewf >_> did hear it. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, then I cannyot blame his cousin ^-^ king, +:33 That :33 wish'd him uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains ÚwÚ stawve. +But uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you, UwU that xDD set OwO the :3 cwown +:3 Upon OwO the head >_> of :3 this >_> fowgetfuw man, +And uWu fow his :33 sake wear OwO the :3 detested ^-^ bwot +x3 Of murtherous subornation- uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be +:33 That you :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of cuwses ;;w;; undewgo, +>_> Being OwO the ;;w;; agents ^w^ ow base uWu second means, +The ^-^ cowds, OwO the xDD waddew, ^w^ ow OwO the hangman :3 wathew? +:33 O, pawdon me UwU that I >_> descend OwO so low +ÚwÚ To show OwO the xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO the pwedicament +OwO Whewein you ^.^ wange uWu undew :3 this subtiwe king! +:33 Shaww ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ shame >w< be spoken in ^.^ these OwO days, +Ow fiww OwO up ^.^ chwonyicwes in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, +:33 That x3 men >_> of >_> youw uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ and power +OwO Did :3 gage them uWu both in OwO an ^.^ unjust behawf +UwU (As uWu both >_> of you, :3 God pawdon ^.^ it! ^.^ have done) +ÚwÚ To >w< put ;;w;; down ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ^w^ sweet UwU wuvwy :3 wose, +And >_> pwant :3 this :33 thown, :3 this ^.^ cankew, Bolingbroke? +And uWu shaww ^.^ it in ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame >w< be further spoken +:33 That you awe :3 foow'd, discarded, ÚwÚ and shook x3 off +By him uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ these uWu shames ye :3 undewwent? +Nyo! ÚwÚ yet UwU time sewves wherein you ^-^ may ^w^ wedeem +Your banish'd honours ÚwÚ and restore youwsewves +x3 Into OwO the good >_> thoughts >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ again; +^w^ Wevenge OwO the ÚwÚ jeewing ÚwÚ and OwO disdain'd >_> contempt +x3 Of :3 this >_> pwoud ^-^ king, ^-^ who studies :3 day ÚwÚ and night +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^-^ to you +>_< Even with OwO the bwoody ;;w;; payment >_> of >_> youw >w< deaths. +OwO Thewefowe I :33 say- +Wow. Peace, uWu cousin, uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe; +And nyow, I uWu wiww :33 uncwasp :3 a >w< secwet book, +And ^-^ to >_> youw OwO quick-conceiving ^w^ discontents +I'll ;;w;; wead you matter ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, +UwU As :33 fuww >_> of peril ÚwÚ and adventuwous spirit +UwU As ^-^ to o'erwalk :3 a cuwwent roaring loud +uWu On OwO the ;;w;; unsteadfast >w< footing >_> of :3 a speaw. +^w^ Hot. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ faww ÚwÚ in, good night, ^w^ ow sink ^w^ ow >w< swim! +>_> Send danger ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east x3 unto OwO the UwU west, +^w^ So uWu honyouw cross ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, +And let them >_< gwappwe. :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood ^-^ mowe OwO stiws +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a x3 wion than ^-^ to start :3 a hare! +Nyowth. >_> Imaginyation >_> of >w< some gweat expwoit +Dwives him uWu beyond OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu patience. +^w^ Hot. By UwU heaven, >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an :33 easy :33 weap +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck UwU bwight uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ moon, +Ow xDD dive OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, +:3 Whewe fadom xDD winye :33 couwd never ^.^ touch OwO the >w< gwound, +And xDD pwuck OwO up drowned uWu honyouw uWu by OwO the ;;w;; wocks, +^w^ So ^.^ he UwU that doth ^w^ wedeem xDD hew ^.^ thence UwU might wear +Without corrival >w< aww xDD hew dignities; +But >_< out x3 upon :3 this ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwowship! +Wow. ÚwÚ He appwehends :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :33 figuwes ;;w;; hewe, +But ^.^ nyot OwO the fowm >_> of what ^.^ he shouwd >_> attend. +Good uWu cousin, ^w^ give me ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. +^w^ Hot. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. +Wow. Those >_> same x3 nyobwe Scots +:33 That awe >_> youw x3 pwisonyews- +^w^ Hot. I'll ^-^ keep them all. +By God, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a Scot >_> of them! +No, ^-^ if :3 a Scot would :33 save his >_> souw, ^.^ he uWu shaww not. +I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, uWu by :3 this UwU hand! +Wow. You start >_> away. +And lend nyo ear x3 unto my puwposes. +Those prisoners you uWu shaww keep. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ wiww! :33 That :3 is ;;w;; fwat! +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< wansom ^-^ Mowtimew, +^w^ Fowbade my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, +But I uWu wiww find him when ^.^ he :3 wies asweep, +And in his ear I'll >_< howwoa ^.^ 'Mowtimew.' +>_< Nyay; +I'll ^.^ have :3 a starling uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ taught ^-^ to speak +Nyothing uWu but UwU 'Mowtimew,' ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it him +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his :3 angew still in :33 motion. +Wow. >w< Heaw you, uWu cousin, :3 a :33 wowd. +^w^ Hot. ^-^ Aww studies here I solemnly :33 defy +ÚwÚ Save how ^-^ to ^-^ gaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinch :3 this Bowingbwoke; +And UwU that >_> same swowd-and-buckwew Prince >_> of Wales- +But UwU that I ÚwÚ think his fathew loves him ^.^ nyot +And would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^.^ he met with >w< some :33 mischance, +I would ^.^ have him ;;w;; poisonyed with :3 a pot >_> of ale. +Wow. Faweweww, :3 kinsman. I uWu wiww talk ^-^ to you +When you awe better tempew'd ^-^ to >_> attend. +Nyowth. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a wasp-stung ÚwÚ and impatient OwO foow +Awt :3 thou ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into :3 this :3 woman's x3 mood, +>w< Tying UwU thinye ear ^-^ to nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU thinye own! +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, I x3 am :3 whipp'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scouwg'd with uWu wods, +uWu Nyettwed, ÚwÚ and stung with uWu pismiwes when I hear +x3 Of :3 this :3 viwe UwU powitician, :3 Bowingbwoke. +UwU In UwU Wichawd's x3 time- what ^-^ do you caww OwO the place- +OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! ^.^ it :3 is in UwU GIoucestewshiwe- +ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ madcap UwU Duke his uncwe >_< kept- +His uncwe Yowk- xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst bow'd my knee +^.^ Unto :3 this ;;w;; king >_> of smiles, :3 this Bowingbwoke- +>w< 'S blood! +When you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he came xDD back ^-^ fwom >w< Wavenspuwgh- +Nyowth. ^.^ At Berkeley Castle. +^w^ Hot. You uWu say true. +ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; candy ^-^ deaw >_> of couwtesy +:3 This >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound then >_> did ;;w;; pwoffew UwU me! +Look, 'when his ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye came ^-^ to >_< age,' +And ^w^ 'gentwe Hawwy >_< Pewcy,' ÚwÚ and 'kind uWu cousin'- +:33 O, OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take such ^-^ cozenyews!- :3 God forgive UwU me! +Good uncwe, tell >_> youw :3 tawe, uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< donye. +Wow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^.^ it again. +We uWu wiww stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. +^w^ Hot. I ^.^ have >_< donye, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +Wow. ;;w;; Then UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Scottish ;;w;; pwisonyews. +^w^ Dewivew them OwO up ^-^ without theiw >_< wansom stwaight, +And ^-^ make OwO the UwU Dougwas' :3 son >_> youw only UwU mean +>_< Fow >w< powews UwU In Scotwand; which, uWu fow divews reasons +^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^-^ send you x3 wwitten, >w< be assur'd +uWu Wiww easiwy >w< be gwanted. uWu [To uWu Nyowthumbewwand] :3 You, my lord, +Your :3 son in xDD Scotwand being ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, +:33 Shaww secwetwy OwO into OwO the uWu bosom cweep +x3 Of UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe pwewate weww-bewov'd, +The ÚwÚ Awchbishop. +^w^ Hot. x3 Of Yowk, :3 is ^.^ it not? +Wow. True; ^-^ who uWu beaws ^-^ hawd +His >_< bwothew's death at Bwistow, OwO the Wowd >w< Scwoop. +I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this in ;;w;; estimation, +UwU As what I ÚwÚ think UwU might ^.^ be, uWu but what I xDD knyow +^-^ Is OwO wuminyated, >_< pwotted, ÚwÚ and xDD set down, +And only ^w^ stays uWu but ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; face +x3 Of UwU that >w< occasion UwU that uWu shaww bwing ^.^ it x3 on. +^w^ Hot. I smell it. :3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. +Nyowth. Before OwO the uWu game :3 is xDD afoot :3 thou still UwU wet'st >_> swip. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be :3 a x3 nyobwe x3 pwot. +And then OwO the power >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu Yowk +ÚwÚ To >_> join with ^-^ Mowtimew, ha? +Wow. And OwO so uWu they shall. +^w^ Hot. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ aim'd. +Wow. And 'tis nyo wittwe reason >_< bids OwO us uWu speed, +ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ ouw :3 heads uWu by raising >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ head; +>_< Fow, bear uWu ouwsewves as x3 even as ^-^ we ^-^ can, +The UwU King uWu wiww :33 awways ÚwÚ think him in ^-^ ouw ^-^ debt, +And ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves unsatisfied, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found :3 a UwU time ^-^ to pay OwO us UwU home. +And UwU see already how ^.^ he doth begin +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us :3 stwangews ^-^ to his looks >_> of wuv. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He does, ^.^ he does! >w< We'ww >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. +Wow. uWu Cousin, faweweww. :3 Nyo further >w< go in :3 this +>w< Than I uWu by letters uWu shaww direct >_> youw >_> couwse. +When UwU time :3 is xDD wipe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suddenwy, +I'll >_< steaw ^-^ to Glendower ÚwÚ and Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, +:3 Whewe you ÚwÚ and Douglas, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pow'rs at once, +UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ fashion it, uWu shaww UwU happiwy :33 meet, +ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes in ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< stwong uWu awms, +^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ we howd at >w< much ^.^ uncewtainty. +Nyowth. Faweweww, good brother. We uWu shaww thrive, I uWu twust. +^w^ Hot. :3 Uncwe, ^.^ adieu. :33 O, let OwO the ^w^ houws >w< be ^-^ showt +;;w;; Tiww fields ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. +Wochestew. An ^-^ inn ^-^ yawd. + +x3 Entew :3 a Carrier with :3 a uWu wantewn in his hand. + +OwO 1. UwU Caw. Heigh-ho! OwO an ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw uWu by OwO the day, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. +^-^ Chawwes' ;;w;; wain :3 is xDD uvw OwO the OwO nyew >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw horse ^.^ nyot +:33 pack'd.- >_> What, >_< ostwew! +;;w;; Ost. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^.^ Tom, beat ÚwÚ Cut's saddle, >w< put :3 a xDD few flocks in OwO the +point. OwO Poow jade :3 is wrung in OwO the >_> withews >_< out >_> of >w< aww cess. + +x3 Entew another ^w^ Cawwiew. + +OwO 2. UwU Caw. ^w^ Peas ÚwÚ and >w< beans awe as x3 dank here as :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO the +next uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU poow UwU jades OwO the UwU bots. :3 This house :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed upside +;;w;; down >_< since uWu Wobin ^-^ Ostwew died. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. OwO Poow :3 fewwow never :3 joyed >_< since OwO the x3 pwice >_> of >_> oats xDD wose. ^w^ It +ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of >_> him. +OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think :3 this >w< be OwO the UwU most villanous house in >w< aww UwU Wondon woad +uWu fow fleas. I x3 am stung >_< wike :3 a tench. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO tench I By OwO the ;;w;; mass, there :3 is :33 nye'ew :3 a ;;w;; king chwisten +:33 couwd >w< be better >w< bit than I ^.^ have >_< been >_< since OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. +OwO 2. UwU Caw. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they uWu wiww awwow OwO us :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO jowdan, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we leak in +>_> youw >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 chambew-wye >_> bweeds :3 fweas >_< wike :3 a loach. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. >_> What, >_< ostwew! come away ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! come >w< away! +OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ^.^ have :3 a gammon >_> of ^.^ bacon ÚwÚ and two wazes >_> of ^w^ gingew, ^-^ to >w< be +UwU dewivewed as :3 faw as >_> Chawing OwO Cwoss. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. God's ^-^ body! OwO the OwO tuwkeys in my OwO pannyiew awe ^-^ quite ^.^ stawved. +>_> What, >_< ostwew! OwO A pwague uWu on thee! x3 hast :3 thou never OwO an eye in >w< thy +>_< head? OwO Canst ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? An 'twere ^.^ nyot as good deed as dwink ^-^ to +>_< bweak OwO the OwO pate uWu on ^.^ thee, I x3 am :3 a vewy :3 viwwain. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! +xDD Hast nyo :3 faith in OwO thee? + +x3 Entew Gadshill. + +xDD Gads. Good ^.^ mowwow, cawwiews. What's ^.^ o'cwock? +OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. +xDD Gads. I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me :3 this uWu wantewn ^-^ to UwU see my ÚwÚ gewding in OwO the +>_< stabwe. +OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by God, ^.^ soft! I xDD knyow :3 a xDD twick wowth two >_> of UwU that, +>w< i' ;;w;; faith. +xDD Gads. I pray ÚwÚ thee lend me >w< thinye. +OwO 2. UwU Caw. >w< Ay, when? ^w^ canst UwU teww? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy x3 wantewn, OwO quoth x3 he? x3 Mawwy, +I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd fiwst! +xDD Gads. Sirrah >_< cawwiew, what UwU time ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to come ^-^ to Wondon? +OwO 2. UwU Caw. Time enough ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed with :3 a uWu candwe, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. +^w^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw ;;w;; Mugs, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up OwO the >_< gentwemen. ^.^ They uWu wiww +ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ company, uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have gweat :33 chawge. +>_< Exeunt [Cawwiews]. +xDD Gads. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO chambewwain! + +x3 Entew Chamberlain. + +^w^ Cham. ^.^ At ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth pickpuwse. +xDD Gads. ^.^ That's x3 even as fair x3 as- ;;w;; 'at ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth OwO the :33 chambewwain'; uWu fow +:3 thou variest nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom >w< picking >_> of :3 puwses than giving :3 diwection +doth ^-^ fwom labouring: :3 thou xDD wayest OwO the plot ÚwÚ how. +^w^ Cham. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Gadshill. ^w^ It howds cuwwent UwU that I told +you :3 yestewnyight. There's :3 a ^.^ fwankwin in OwO the ^w^ Wiwd >_> of xDD Kent ;;w;; hath +^w^ bwought three ^-^ hundwed ^.^ mawks with him in >w< gowd. I heard him tell ^.^ it +^-^ to ^-^ onye >_> of his >_> company last night at UwU suppew- :3 a >w< kind >_> of auditor; +^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath abundance >_> of chawge UwU too, :3 God knows >_> what. ^.^ They awe +OwO up already ÚwÚ and caww uWu fow >_> eggs ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. ^.^ They uWu wiww away +>_> pwesentwy. +xDD Gads. Sirrah, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot with x3 Saint :3 Nyichowas' ;;w;; cwewks, I'll +^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ÚwÚ nyeck. +^w^ Cham. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ keep UwU that uWu fow OwO the OwO hangman; +uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou :3 wowshippest x3 Saint Nicholas as ^.^ twuwy as :3 a man >_> of +:3 fawsehood OwO may. +xDD Gads. What >_> tawkest :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the hangman? >w< If I uWu hang, I'll ^-^ make +:3 a UwU fat paiw >_> of gawwows; uWu fow ^-^ if I uWu hang, ^.^ owd Sir uWu John OwO hangs with uWu me, +ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ he :3 is nyo >_< stawvewing. UwU Tut! there awe uWu othew +xDD Twoyans UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ dweam'st ^.^ nyot :33 of, OwO the ;;w;; which uWu fow uWu spowt :33 sake awe +^.^ content ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the >_< pwofession >w< some ÚwÚ gwace; UwU that would (if mattews +shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd into) uWu fow theiw >_> own ÚwÚ cwedit :33 sake ^-^ make >w< aww whowe. +I x3 am joined with nyo foot ÚwÚ wand-wakews, nyo >_< wong-staff ^w^ sixpenny +strikers, UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these mad mustachio ;;w;; puwpwe-hued OwO mawtwowms; uWu but +with ^w^ nyobiwity, ÚwÚ and tranquillity, ;;w;; buwgomastews ÚwÚ and gweat onyeyews, +such as can howd ÚwÚ in, such as uWu wiww strike sooner than ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and +speak sooner than x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and dwink sooner than xDD pway; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, +ÚwÚ zounds, I >_> wie; uWu fow uWu they pray continyuawwy ^-^ to theiw :33 saint, OwO the +^-^ commonweawth, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ nyot pray ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but uWu pwey uWu on UwU hew, uWu fow +uWu they ride OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew theiw >_> boots. +^w^ Cham. >_> What, OwO the commonweawth theiw boots? uWu Wiww ^.^ she howd >_< out >w< watew +in ;;w;; fouw ^w^ way? +xDD Gads. She wiww, ^.^ she ^.^ wiww! uWu Justice ;;w;; hath ^w^ wiquow'd :3 hew. We >_< steaw as in +:3 a xDD castwe, ;;w;; cocksuwe. We ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of xDD fewnseed, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk +invisible. +^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my :33 faith, I ÚwÚ think you awe ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the night +than ^-^ to ^w^ fewnseed uWu fow >_> youw walking invisible. +xDD Gads. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a share in ^-^ ouw puwchase, as +I ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue xDD man. +^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew let me ^.^ have it, as you awe :3 a false >w< thief. +xDD Gads. uWu Go to; ^.^ 'homo' :3 is :3 a ^w^ common name ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ men. UwU Bid OwO the :33 ostwew +bwing my ÚwÚ gewding >_< out >_> of OwO the >_< stabwe. Faweweww, you >w< muddy knave. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +The >_> highway ;;w;; nyeaw Gadshill. + +x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. + +UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, shewtew, :33 shewtew! I ^.^ have :33 wemov'd Falstaff's OwO howse, ÚwÚ and +^.^ he frets >_< wike :3 a >_> gumm'd OwO vewvet. +^.^ Pwince. Stand UwU cwose. ^.^ [They xDD step OwO aside.] + +x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. + +Fal. >_< Poins! xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! >_< Poins! +^.^ Pwince. I comes :3 fowwawd I Peace, ye OwO fat-kidnyey'd wascaw! What :3 a +^w^ bwawwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! +Fal. Where's xDD Poins, xDD Haw? +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu wawk'd OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of OwO the :33 hiww. I'll >w< go >w< seek >_> him. +UwU [Steps OwO aside.] +Fal. I x3 am ;;w;; accuws'd ^-^ to x3 wob in UwU that UwU thief's :33 company. The >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath +wemuvd my horse ÚwÚ and tied him I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ whewe. >w< If I ^w^ twavew uWu but +;;w;; fouw foot uWu by OwO the squire further ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >_< bweak my wind. +Weww, I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to die :3 a fair death uWu fow >w< aww this, ^-^ if I +^w^ scape :33 hanging uWu fow :33 kiwwing UwU that >_> wogue. I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his >_> company +houwwy ^-^ any UwU time :3 this >_> two-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I x3 am uWu bewitch'd +with OwO the :3 wogue's :33 company. >w< If OwO the >w< wascaw ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given me +ÚwÚ medicinyes ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ^w^ him, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be +>w< ewse. I ^.^ have dwunk :33 medicinyes. >_< Poins! Hal! OwO A pwague x3 upon you :33 both! +^.^ Bawdowph! >_> Peto! I'll stawve ewe I'll x3 wob :3 a foot >_< fuwthew. An +'twere ^.^ nyot as good :3 a deed as dwink ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO twue man ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD weave +^.^ these rogues, I x3 am OwO the vewiest vawwet UwU that >w< evew chewed with :3 a +UwU tooth. OwO Eight yawds >_> of :33 unyeven gwound :3 is threescore ÚwÚ and >w< ten :3 miwes +xDD afoot with uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the stony-heawted >_< viwwains xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww +^w^ enyough. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it when ;;w;; thieves cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ onye ^-^ to +^.^ anyothew! (They whistwe.) >_< Whew! OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! >w< Give me my +OwO howse, you ^-^ wogues! ^w^ give me my horse ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! +^.^ Pwince. >_> [comes forward] Peace, ye UwU fat-guts! Wie down, uWu way UwU thinye ear +:33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and list ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst hear OwO the ÚwÚ twead >_> of +:33 twavewwews. +Fal. >_< Have you ^-^ any levers ^-^ to wift me OwO up uWu again, being :33 down? uWu 'Sbwood, +I'll ^.^ nyot bear >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh OwO so :3 faw xDD afoot UwU again uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< coin +in >w< thy >_< fathew's exchequer. What :3 a pwague UwU mean ye ^-^ to colt me ^.^ thus? +^.^ Pwince. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou art ^.^ nyot cowted, :3 thou art uncowted. +Fal. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Prince uWu Haw, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my OwO howse, good :3 king's +:33 son. +^.^ Pwince. :33 Out, ye wogue! :33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw ^-^ ostwew? +Fal. uWu Go >_> hang thyself in UwU thinye >_> own heiw-appawent >_< gawtews! >w< If I >w< be +ta'en, I'll xDD peach uWu fow ÚwÚ this. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot bawwads :3 made uWu on you +aww, ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ to fiwthy >w< tunyes, let :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >w< be my :33 poison. +When :3 a ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO so ;;w;; fowwawd- ÚwÚ and xDD afoot :33 too- I UwU hate it. + +x3 Entew >_< Gadshiww, ÚwÚ [Bawdowph ÚwÚ and :3 Peto with UwU him]. + +xDD Gads. ;;w;; Stand! +Fal. ^w^ So I uWu do, x3 against my uWu wiww. +UwU Poins. >_> [comes fortward] :33 O, 'tis ^-^ ouw setter. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ voice. +Bardolph, what x3 nyews? +^.^ Baw. UwU Case >_< ye, UwU case :33 ye! uWu On with >_> youw :33 vizawds! There's money >_> of OwO the +King's UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; 'tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's exchequer. +Fal. You >_< wie, ye wogue! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD tavewn. +xDD Gads. There's enough ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us all. +Fal. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> hang'd. +^.^ Pwince. >w< Siws, you ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww xDD fwont them in OwO the narrow OwO wanye; OwO Nyed +Poins ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk wowew. >w< If uWu they ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu encountew, +then uWu they ^.^ wight uWu on ÚwÚ us. +UwU Peto. OwO How many >w< be there >_> of >w< them? +xDD Gads. uWu Some eight ^w^ ow uWu ten. +Fal. uWu Zounds, uWu wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot x3 wob >_> us? +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a xDD cowawd, Sir uWu John ^.^ Paunch? +Fal. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >_> youw >_< gwandfathew; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo +xDD cowawd, Hal. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, ^-^ we xDD weave UwU that ^-^ to OwO the proof. +UwU Poins. Sirrah >w< Jack, >w< thy horse ^-^ stands >_> behind OwO the >_> hedge. When :3 thou +UwU nyeed'st ^w^ him, there :3 thou ^-^ shawt find >_> him. Farewell ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand fast. +Fal. Nyow cannyot I strike ^w^ him, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be >_> hang'd. +^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ^-^ Nyed, xDD whewe awe ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disguises? +UwU Poins. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Pwince] Here, ^-^ hawd by. Stand UwU cwose. +[Exeunt Prince ÚwÚ and >w< Poins.] +Fal. Nyow, my masters, x3 happy man >w< be his >_> dowe, uWu say :3 I. uWu Evewy man ^-^ to +his :33 businyess. + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< Twavewwews. + +uWu Twavewwew. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. +The :3 boy uWu shaww ;;w;; wead ^-^ ouw howses ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; +>w< We'ww ÚwÚ wawk xDD afoot :3 awhiwe ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^-^ ouw wegs. +xDD Thieves. ;;w;; Stand! +uWu Twavewwew. ÚwÚ Jesus bless >_< us! +Fal. Stwike! ;;w;; down with them! ÚwÚ cut OwO the villains' ;;w;; thwoats! xDD Ah, +whoreson catewpiwwaws! :33 bacon-fed xDD knyaves! uWu they UwU hate OwO us uWu youth. x3 Down +with them! xDD fweece them! +uWu Twavewwew. :33 O, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye, uWu both ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws uWu fow ^-^ evew! +Fal. >w< Hang >_< ye, UwU gowbewwied knaves, awe ye xDD undonye? No, ye UwU fat xDD chuffs; +I would >_> youw ^.^ stowe ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! uWu On, bacons :33 on! >_> What, ye xDD knyaves! +x3 young x3 men >w< must wive. You awe UwU gwandjuwows, awe OwO ye? >w< We'ww jure >_< ye, +faith! +;;w;; Hewe uWu they x3 wob ÚwÚ and uWu bind ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. + +x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins ;;w;; [in >_> buckwam ;;w;; suits]. + +^.^ Pwince. The ;;w;; thieves ^.^ have bound OwO the OwO twue ^-^ men. Nyow :33 couwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and I +x3 wob OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to London, ^.^ it would >w< be awgument +uWu fow :3 a >w< week, laughter uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and :3 a good ÚwÚ jest uWu fow ever. +UwU Poins. Stand close! I hear them >w< coming. +^.^ [They ^.^ stand OwO aside.] + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< Thieves again. + +Fal. ^w^ Come, my masters, let OwO us share, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to horse before day. +An OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins >w< be ^.^ nyot two :33 awwant cowards, :33 thewe's nyo +^w^ equity >_> stiwwing. There's nyo ^-^ mowe valour in UwU that Poins than in :3 a +wiwd :33 duck. + +OwO [As uWu they awe UwU shawing, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins xDD set x3 upon +^.^ them. ÚwÚ THey >w< aww run ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and Falstaff, aftew :3 a blow ^w^ ow +^-^ two, runs ^-^ awasy UwU too, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; booty >_> behind ^.^ them.] + +^.^ Pwince. Your money! +UwU Poins. Villains! + +^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Got with >w< much OwO ease. Nyow UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. +The ;;w;; thieves awe scattered, ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd with ;;w;; feaw +^w^ So stwongwy UwU that uWu they dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO each other. +>_> Each ^-^ takes his :3 fewwow uWu fow OwO an uWu officew. +Away, good Ned. :3 Fawstaff x3 sweats ^-^ to death +And lards OwO the lean :3 eawth as ^.^ he walks awong. +Were't ^.^ nyot uWu fow laughing, I shouwd ^-^ pity >_> him. +UwU Poins. OwO How OwO the wogue x3 woaw'd! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +Wawkwowth Castle. + +x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ sowus, reading :3 a letter. + +^w^ Hot. x3 'But, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, my lord, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented ^-^ to +>w< be there, in >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love I bear >_> youw ;;w;; house.' ÚwÚ He :33 couwd >w< be +UwU contented- x3 why :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? UwU In >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love ^.^ he uWu beaws +^-^ ouw house! ÚwÚ He >w< shows in :3 this ^.^ he loves his >_> own :3 bawn better than ^.^ he +loves ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< some more. xDD 'The OwO puwpose you >_< undewtake +:3 is >_< dangewous'- ÚwÚ Why, that's cewtain! ^.^ 'Tis dangewous ^-^ to UwU take :3 a +cold, ^-^ to >w< sweep, ^-^ to drink; uWu but I tell you, my lord fool, >_< out >_> of +:3 this nyettwe, danger, ^-^ we xDD pwuck :3 this ^w^ fwowew, xDD safety. xDD 'The OwO puwpose +you >_< undewtake :3 is xDD dangewous, OwO the fwiends you ^.^ have ^w^ nyamed ÚwÚ uncewtain, +OwO the UwU time itsewf >_> unsowted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD whowe plot xDD too ^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the +^-^ countewpoise >_> of OwO so gweat OwO an ÚwÚ opposition.' Say you so, uWu say you so? +I uWu say x3 unto you uWu again, you awe :3 a ÚwÚ shawwow, >_> cowawdwy :33 hind, ÚwÚ and you +^-^ wie. What :3 a lack-brain :3 is x3 this! By OwO the :3 Wowd, ^-^ ouw plot :3 is :3 a good +plot as >w< evew ÚwÚ was :33 waid; ^-^ ouw fwiends OwO twue ÚwÚ and constant: :3 a good +pwot, good fwiends, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU expectation; OwO an excellent pwot, +vewy good >_< fwiends. What :3 a frosty-spirited wogue :3 is x3 this! ÚwÚ Why, my +Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends OwO the plot ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO the +^w^ action. uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu by :3 this wascaw, I :33 couwd bwain him +with his lady's uWu fan. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot my fathew, my uncwe, ÚwÚ and +mysewf; Wowd Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ and x3 Owen +;;w;; Gwendowew? ^-^ Is there ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the :33 Dougwas? >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< aww +theiw letters ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in ÚwÚ awms uWu by OwO the nyinth >_> of OwO the next ^w^ month, +ÚwÚ and awe uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< some >_> of them xDD set :3 fowwawd >_> awweady? What :3 a OwO pagan +>w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! OwO an infidew! Ha! you uWu shaww UwU see nyow, in vewy +sincewity >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd OwO heawt uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu way open +>w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. :33 O, I :33 couwd >_> divide ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to buffets +uWu fow ^w^ moving such :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ skim >_< miwk with OwO so honyouwabwe OwO an x3 action! +>w< Hang ^w^ him, let him tell OwO the >_< King! ^-^ we awe prepared. I uWu wiww xDD set +:3 fowwawd to-nyight. + +x3 Entew his x3 Wady. + +OwO How nyow, Kate? I >w< must xDD weave you within ^.^ these two OwO houws. +x3 Wady. :3 O my good lord, x3 why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< awonye? +>_< Fow what OwO offence ^.^ have I :3 this fowtnyight >_< been +OwO A banish'd ^-^ woman ^-^ fwom my OwO Hawwy's :33 bed, +>_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet lord, what :3 is't UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +x3 Thy >w< stomach, pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< thy gowden xDD sweep? +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ bend UwU thinye eyes x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, +And start OwO so >_< often when :3 thou ^w^ sit'st >_< awonye? +UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou lost OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood in >w< thy x3 cheeks +And >w< given my tweasuwes ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wights >_> of ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To thick-ey'd >_< musing ÚwÚ and :33 cuws'd mewanchowy? +UwU In >w< thy ^.^ faint ^-^ swumbews I uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have uWu watch'd, +And heard ÚwÚ thee >_< muwmuw tales >_> of iwon ^w^ waws, +^w^ Speak >_> tewms >_> of manage ^-^ to >w< thy xDD bounding ^-^ steed, +OwO Cwy 'Courage! ^-^ to OwO the field!' And :3 thou x3 hast >w< tawk'd +x3 Of sawwies ÚwÚ and >w< wetiwes, >_> of x3 twenches, >_> tent, +x3 Of palisadoes, OwO fwontiews, ÚwÚ pawapets, +x3 Of >_< basiwisks, >_> of cannon, >_< cuwvewin, +x3 Of >w< pwisonyews' wansom, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD sowdiews slain, +And >w< aww OwO the UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 a heady ^w^ fight. +x3 Thy spirit within ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO so at war, +And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy >w< sweep, +:33 That uWu beads >_> of ÚwÚ sweat ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood x3 upon >w< thy uWu bwow +;;w;; Wike bubbwes i-iww :3 a late-disturbed ÚwÚ stweam, +And in >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ stwange motions ^.^ have ^w^ appeaw'd, +Such as ^-^ we UwU see when x3 men restrain theiw >_> bweath +uWu On >w< some gweat ^w^ sudden :3 hest. :33 O, what >w< powtents awe ^w^ these? +uWu Some :33 heavy ^-^ businyess ;;w;; hath my lord in ;;w;; hand, +And I >w< must xDD knyow it, ewse ^.^ he loves me not. +^w^ Hot. >_> What, UwU ho! + +ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Sewvant.] + +^-^ Is ^-^ Giwwiams with OwO the >_< packet gonye? +Serv. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, OwO an hour uWu ago. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Hath :3 Butwew ^w^ bwought x3 those howses ^-^ fwom OwO the sheriff? +Serv. >_< Onye OwO howse, my lord, ^.^ he ^w^ bwought x3 even OwO nyow. +^w^ Hot. What horse? OwO A woan, :3 a ^-^ cwop-eaw, :3 is ^.^ it not? +Serv. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +^w^ Hot. :33 That woan uWu shaww >w< be my thwonye. +Weww, I uWu wiww xDD back him ÚwÚ stwaight. :3 O ^.^ espewance! +UwU Bid :3 Butwew ;;w;; wead him :3 fowth OwO into OwO the xDD pawk. +xDD [Exit Sewvant.] +x3 Wady. But hear you, my :33 wowd. +^w^ Hot. What xDD say'st thou, my >w< wady? +x3 Wady. What :3 is ^.^ it >_> cawwies you >_> away? +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, my OwO howse, my love- my OwO howse! +x3 Wady. :33 Out, you mad-headed ape! +OwO A weasel ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu spween +UwU As you awe uWu toss'd OwO with. UwU In :33 faith, +I'll xDD knyow >_> youw businyess, Hawwy; UwU that I ^.^ wiww! +I ;;w;; feaw my bwothew OwO Mowtimew doth :33 stiw +About his title ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you +ÚwÚ To xDD winye his enterprise; uWu but ^-^ if you ^w^ go- +^w^ Hot. ^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ weawy, wuv. +x3 Wady. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^w^ pawaquito, ÚwÚ answew me +Directly x3 unto :3 this xDD question UwU that I ask. +I'll >_< bweak >w< thy wittwe fingew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, +An ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot tell my >w< aww >w< things true. +^w^ Hot. :3 Away. +Away, you ^w^ twifwew! Wuv? I love ÚwÚ thee not; +I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Kate. :3 This :3 is nyo x3 wowwd +ÚwÚ To xDD pway with ^.^ mammets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ tiwt with lips. +We >w< must ^.^ have bwoody xDD nyoses ÚwÚ and cwack'd cwowns, +And xDD pass them cuwwent ^w^ too. x3 Gods uWu me, my OwO howse! +What xDD say'st thou, Kate? What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? +x3 Wady. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot ^.^ indeed? +Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot then; uWu fow >_< since you love me ;;w;; nyot, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love ^-^ mysewf. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? +;;w;; Nyay, tell me ^-^ if you speak in ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow nyo. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU see me :3 wide? +And when I x3 am a-horseback, I uWu wiww uWu sweaw +I love ÚwÚ thee infinitely. But :3 hawk you. Kate: +I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^w^ hencefowth xDD question me +Whither I ÚwÚ go, :3 nyow reason wheweabout. +Whither I xDD must, I must; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, +:3 This evening >w< must I xDD weave you, gentwe x3 Kate. +I xDD knyow you x3 wise; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo farther xDD wise +>w< Than Hawwy Percy's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; constant you awe, +But ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and uWu fow secwecy, +:3 Nyo wady x3 cwosew, uWu fow I ;;w;; weww believe +Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD uttew what :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, +And OwO so :3 faw uWu wiww I xDD twust ^.^ thee, gentwe x3 Kate. +x3 Wady. :3 How? OwO so >_> faw? +^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_< fuwthew. But :3 hawk you, Kate: +Whither I ÚwÚ go, thithew uWu shaww you >w< go :33 too; +uWu To-day uWu wiww I xDD set >w< fowth, to-morrow you. +uWu Wiww :3 this ^.^ content you, Kate,? +x3 Wady. ^w^ It >w< must >_> of :3 fowce. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. + +x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. + +^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Nyed, ÚwÚ pwithee come >_< out >_> of UwU that OwO fat-woom ÚwÚ and lend me >w< thy hand +^-^ to waugh :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +UwU Poins. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 been, xDD Haw? +>_> Pwince,. x3 With three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; woggewheads ÚwÚ amongst three ^w^ ow +fouwscowe hogsheads. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded OwO the vewy >_< bass-stwing >_> of +xDD humiwity. Sirrah, I x3 am sworn bwothew ^-^ to :3 a uWu weash >_> of ÚwÚ dwawews ÚwÚ and +can caww them >w< aww uWu by theiw chwisten nyames, as ^.^ Tom, ;;w;; Dick, ÚwÚ and +uWu Fwancis. ^.^ They UwU take ^.^ it already x3 upon theiw ;;w;; sawvation UwU that, >w< though +I >w< be uWu but Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of xDD couwtesy; ÚwÚ and tell +me flatly I x3 am nyo >_> pwoud x3 Jack >_< wike Falstaff, uWu but :3 a ^-^ Cowinthian, :3 a +^.^ wad >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, :3 a good :3 boy ^.^ (by OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO so uWu they caww ^-^ me!), ÚwÚ and +when I x3 am UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand I uWu shaww xDD command >w< aww OwO the good lads +Eastcheap. ^.^ They caww uWu dwinking ^-^ deep, ^.^ dying OwO scawwet; ÚwÚ and when +you bweathe in >_> youw uWu watewing, uWu they x3 cwy 'hem!' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you xDD pway ^.^ it +UwU off. ÚwÚ To conclude, I x3 am OwO so good :3 a pwoficient in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an +hour UwU that I can dwink with ^-^ any uWu tinkew in his >_> own language ^.^ duwing +my wife. I tell ^.^ thee, ^-^ Nyed, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< much uWu honyouw UwU that :3 thou +^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot with me in :3 this ^w^ action. But, ^w^ sweet Ned- ^-^ to OwO sweeten ;;w;; which +name >_> of ^-^ Nyed, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this uWu pennywowth >_> of UwU sugaw, ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 even +:3 nyow OwO into my hand uWu by OwO an under-skinker, ^-^ onye UwU that never ^-^ spake uWu othew +Engwish in his life than ^-^ 'Eight xDD shiwwings ÚwÚ and >w< sixpence,' ÚwÚ and >_< 'You +awe :3 wewcome,' with :3 this shrill addition, 'Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, :3 siw! ^-^ Scowe +:3 a >_< pint >_> of xDD bastawd in OwO the >_> Hawf-moon,' ^w^ ow ;;w;; so- ;;w;; but, ^-^ Nyed, ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive +away OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ tiww :3 Fawstaff xDD come, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do :3 thou ^.^ stand in >w< some +uWu by-woom >_< whiwe I xDD question my OwO puny dwawew ^-^ to what ^-^ end >w< be >_> gave me +OwO the :3 sugaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 thou never xDD weave calling 'Francis!' UwU that his +xDD tawe ^-^ to me ^-^ may >w< be nyothing uWu but 'Anyon!' :3 Step :33 aside, ÚwÚ and I'll show +ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ pwecedent. +UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! +^.^ Pwince. Thou art pewfect. +UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] + +x3 Entew [Fwancis, ;;w;; a] >_> Dwawew. + +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir.- Wook ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the Pomgarnet, ;;w;; Wawph. +^.^ Pwince. Come hithew, uWu Fwancis. +UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? +^.^ Pwince. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to serve, Francis? +UwU Fwan. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, five yeaws, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as UwU to- +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. +^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Five :33 yeaw! uWu by'w Lady, :3 a wong lease uWu fow OwO the UwU cwinking >_> of +Pewter. But, :33 Fwancis, :33 dawest :3 thou >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ vawiant as ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the +cowawd with >w< thy indenture ÚwÚ and show ^.^ it :3 a fair paiw >_> of ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and +run ^-^ fwom it? +UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, I'll >w< be sworn x3 upon >w< aww OwO the :33 books in ^.^ Engwand I +:33 couwd find in my >_> heawt- +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. +^.^ Pwince. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou, Francis? +UwU Fwan. >_> Wet me :3 see. About >_> Michaewmas next I uWu shaww be- +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. ;;w;; Pway stay :3 a little, my :33 wowd. +^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 hawk you, uWu Fwancis. >_< Fow OwO the sugar :3 thou >w< gavest :3 me- +'twas :3 a pennyworth, >_< wast not? +UwU Fwan. :3 O Lord! I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been :3 two! +^.^ Pwince. I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. ^-^ Ask me when :3 thou +>_< wiwt, :3 and, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have it. +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. +^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Anyon, Francis? No, ÚwÚ Fwancis; uWu but to-morrow, ÚwÚ Fwancis; ;;w;; ow, +:33 Fwancis, :3 a Thursday; ^w^ ow :3 indeed, :33 Fwancis, when :3 thou wilt. But +Francis- +UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? +^.^ Pwince. uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 wob :3 this leathern-jerkin, >_< cwystaw-button, +nyot-pated, agate-ring, ^w^ puke-stocking, ^.^ caddis-gawtew, +smooth-tongue, ^-^ Spanyish-pouch- +UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? +^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, >_> youw xDD bwown xDD bastawd :3 is >_> youw only drink; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook +you, :33 Fwancis, >_> youw >_> white canvas ÚwÚ doubwet uWu wiww suwwy. UwU In ^-^ Bawbawy, +;;w;; siw, ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ much. +UwU Fwan. >_> What, sir? +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! +^.^ Pwince. Away, you wogue! Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear them ^-^ caww? +;;w;; Hewe uWu they uWu both caww >_> him. The ^-^ Dwawew ^-^ stands amazed, +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ knyowing ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ go. + +x3 Entew Vintner. + +:33 Vint. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou stiww, ÚwÚ and hear'st such :3 a cawwing? Wook +^-^ to OwO the :33 guests within. xDD [Exit :33 Fwancis.] UwU My lord, ^.^ owd Sir :33 John, with +>w< hawf-a-dozen :3 mowe, awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? +^.^ Pwince. >_> Wet them :3 awonye uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then open OwO the ^w^ doow. +xDD [Exit xDD Vintnyew.] +>_< Poins! +UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. + +x3 Entew UwU Poins. + +^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves awe at OwO the +^w^ doow. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? +UwU Poins. UwU As >_> mewwy as ^w^ cwickets, my :3 wad. But :3 hawk UwU ye; what ÚwÚ cunnying +^-^ match ^.^ have you :3 made with :3 this ÚwÚ jest >_> of OwO the drawer? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's +OwO the x3 issue? +^.^ Pwince. I x3 am :3 nyow >_> of >w< aww uWu humouws UwU that ^.^ have >w< showed themsewves uWu humouws +>_< since OwO the ^.^ owd >_< days >_> of goodman :33 Adam ^-^ to OwO the pupiw :3 age >_> of :3 this +ÚwÚ pwesent :3 this twewve o'cwock at midnyight. + +ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Fwancis.] + +What's o'cwock, Francis? +UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Exit.] +^.^ Pwince. :33 That >w< evew :3 this :3 fewwow shouwd ^.^ have fewew uWu wowds than :3 a +x3 pawwot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a woman! His industwy :3 is x3 upstaiws ÚwÚ and +downstairs, his ÚwÚ ewoquence OwO the uWu pawcew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ weckonying. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet +>_> of Percy's UwU mind, OwO the x3 Hotspuw >_> of OwO the >_< Nyowth; ^.^ he UwU that kiwws me >w< some +OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ;;w;; dozen >_> of Scots at :3 a bweakfast, :33 washes his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and +:33 says ^-^ to his xDD wife, ^.^ 'Fie x3 upon :3 this >_> quiet life! I UwU want wowk.' 'O my +^w^ sweet OwO Hawwy,' :33 says :33 she, ^-^ 'how many x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd ^-^ to-day?' +uWu 'Give my woan horse :3 a drench,' :33 says >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews uWu 'Some +ÚwÚ fouwteen,' OwO an hour aftew, UwU 'a trifle, :3 a trifle.' I ÚwÚ pwithee caww in +:33 Fawstaff. I'll xDD pway :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 damn'd bwawn uWu shaww xDD pway Dame +OwO Mowtimew his wife. :33 'Wivo!' :33 says OwO the drunkard. ^-^ Caww in ribs, caww +in x3 tawwow. + +x3 Entew Falstaff, >_> [Gadshiww, Bardolph, ÚwÚ and x3 Peto; +^.^ Fwancis UwU fowwows with >_< winye]. + +UwU Poins. Wewcome, uWu Jack. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? +Fal. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; vengeance OwO too! :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and +OwO amen! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ boy. Ewe I ;;w;; wead :3 this life long, I'll +UwU sew ^-^ nyethew-stocks, ÚwÚ and OwO mend them ÚwÚ and foot them ^w^ too. OwO A pwague >_> of +>w< aww :33 cowawds! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, >_> wogue. ^-^ Is there nyo :3 viwtue +UwU extant? +ÚwÚ He dwinketh. +^.^ Pwince. >w< Didst :3 thou never UwU see OwO Titan ÚwÚ kiss :3 a dish >_> of buttew? +Pitiful-hearted xDD buttew, UwU that uWu mewted at OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD tawe >_> of OwO the sun! +>w< If :3 thou >_> didst, then >w< behowd UwU that x3 compound. +Fal. You wogue, >w< hewe's lime in :3 this sack OwO too! Thewe :3 is nyothing uWu but +^.^ woguewy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found in villanous xDD man. >_> Yet :3 a cowawd :3 is >_< wowse than +:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack with lime in >_> it- :3 a villanous coward! uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, +^.^ owd >w< Jack, die when :3 thou wiwt; ^-^ if manhood, good manhood, >w< be ^.^ nyot +;;w;; fowgot x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, then x3 am I :3 a shotten herring. +Thewe ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot three good x3 men ;;w;; unhang'd in England; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of +them :3 is fat, ÚwÚ and grows ^.^ owd. :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! OwO A OwO bad UwU wowwd, I +>w< say. I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a UwU weavew; I :33 couwd sing >_< psawms ^w^ ow ;;w;; anything. OwO A +pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards I uWu say still! +^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, woowsack? What uWu muttew you? +Fal. OwO A :3 king's >_< son! >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot beat ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy :3 kingdom with :3 a +dagger >_> of >w< wath ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive >w< aww >w< thy uWu subjects afore ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a flock +>_> of wiwd geese, I'll never wear >_< haiw uWu on my ;;w;; face more. You Prince +>_> of Wales? +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, you whoreson x3 wound man, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +Fal. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? Answer me ^-^ to that- ÚwÚ and Poins thewe? +UwU Poins. uWu Zounds, ye UwU fat >w< paunch, OwO an ye caww me xDD cowawd, uWu by OwO the +:3 Wowd, I'll :33 stab thee. +Fal. I caww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; cowawd? I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee :33 damn'd ewe I caww ÚwÚ thee +xDD cowawd, uWu but I would ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound I :33 couwd run as fast as +:3 thou canst. You awe straight enough in OwO the shoulders; you cawe +^.^ nyot ^-^ who >_> sees Your ^-^ back. ^-^ Caww you UwU that uWu backing >_> of >_> youw uWu fwiends? OwO A +pwague x3 upon such :33 backing! >w< Give me them UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; face >_> me. >w< Give me +:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 sack. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I dwunk to-day. +^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! >w< thy lips awe scarce ^.^ wip'd >_< since :3 thou dwunk'st +:33 wast. +Fal. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ (He ^.^ dwinketh.) OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards +still uWu say :3 I. +^.^ Pwince. What's OwO the matter? +Fal. What's OwO the matter? Thewe >w< be ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO us here ^.^ have ta'en :3 a +^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 this :3 day x3 mownying. +^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_> Jack? :3 Whewe :3 is it? +Fal. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_< Taken ^-^ fwom OwO us ^.^ it is. OwO A ^-^ hundwed x3 upon UwU poow ;;w;; fouw >_> of +>_< us! +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a ^-^ hundwed, man? +Fal. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot at half-sword with :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them +two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. I ^.^ have xDD scap'd uWu by miracle. I x3 am eight xDD times +OwO thwust OwO thwough OwO the doublet, ;;w;; fouw OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ hose; my uWu buckwew ÚwÚ cut +OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough; my >_< swowd ;;w;; hack'd >_< wike :3 a :33 handsaw- ^w^ ecce :33 signyum! +I never dealt better >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. ^-^ Aww would ^.^ nyot do. OwO A +pwague >_> of >w< aww :33 cowawds! >_> Wet them ÚwÚ speak, >w< If uWu they speak ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less +than truth, uWu they awe >_< viwwains ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< sons >_> of darkness. +^.^ Pwince. xDD Speak, sirs. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? +xDD Gads. We ;;w;; fouw xDD set x3 upon >w< some ^w^ dozen- +Fal. x3 Sixteen at >_> weast, my :33 wowd. +xDD Gads. And bound ^.^ them. +UwU Peto. No, no, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot bound. +Fal. You wogue, uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU bound, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a OwO Jew +else- OwO an x3 Ebwew Jew. +xDD Gads. UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU shawing, >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^.^ fwesh x3 men ÚwÚ sea x3 upon us- +Fal. And x3 unbound OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and then come in OwO the other. +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, xDD fought you with them all? +Fal. xDD Aww? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you caww aww, uWu but ^-^ if I xDD fought ^.^ nyot with +^w^ fifty >_> of ;;w;; them, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ bunch >_> of radish! >w< If there ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot two ^w^ ow +three ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 upon UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< Jack, then x3 am I nyo >w< two-wegg'd +>_> cweatuwe. +^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot muwd'wed >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. +Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ÚwÚ past uWu pwaying OwO fow. I ^.^ have uWu peppew'd two >_> of ^.^ them. >w< Two +I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^.^ have paid, two uWu wogues in >_> buckwam uWu suits. I tell ÚwÚ thee +what, Haw- ^-^ if I tell ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< wie, UwU spit in my ;;w;; face, caww me ÚwÚ howse. +Thou OwO knyowest my ^.^ owd :33 wawd. ;;w;; Hewe I >_< way, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I ^-^ bowe my point. +ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wogues in >_> buckwam let ÚwÚ dwive at >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, x3 fouw? Thou uWu saidst uWu but two x3 even OwO nyow. +Fal. OwO Fouw, Hal. I told ÚwÚ thee fouw. +UwU Poins. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said fouw. +Fal. ^.^ These ;;w;; fouw came >w< aww afront ÚwÚ and mainly OwO thwust at >_> me. I :3 made me +nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado uWu but took >w< aww theiw :3 seven OwO points in my tawget, OwO thus. +^.^ Pwince. x3 Seven? ÚwÚ Why, there ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; fouw x3 even OwO nyow. +Fal. UwU In ^w^ buckwam? +UwU Poins. >w< Ay, :3 fouw, in >_> buckwam uWu suits. +Fal. :33 Seven, uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ hiwts, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a villain >w< ewse. +^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ÚwÚ Pwithee let him awonye. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe +x3 anyon. +Fal. Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, xDD Haw? +^.^ Pwince. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and mark ÚwÚ thee UwU too, uWu Jack. +Fal. Do so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the UwU wist'nying x3 to. ^.^ These :33 nyinye in >_> buckwam +UwU that I told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ of- +^.^ Pwince. UwU So, two ^-^ mowe awweady. +Fal. Their OwO points being ^-^ bwoken- +UwU Poins. x3 Down feww theiw x3 hose. +Fal. ^w^ Began ^-^ to ^w^ give me ground; uWu but I ^-^ fowwowed me OwO cwose, came ÚwÚ in, +foot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ^w^ thought :3 seven >_> of OwO the eleven I >_< paid. +^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! >_< Eweven >_> buckwam x3 men UwU gwown >_< out >_> of :3 two! +Fal. But, as OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have it, three xDD misbegotten knyaves in +Kendal green came at my xDD back ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ dwive at me; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so +xDD dawk, uWu Haw, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy hand. +^.^ Pwince. ^.^ These :3 wies awe >_< wike theiw fathew UwU that x3 begets ^w^ them- :3 gwoss as +:3 a OwO mountain, ^.^ open, ÚwÚ pawpabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 cway-bwain'd ÚwÚ guts, :3 thou +:3 knyotty-pated fool, :3 thou whoreson obscenye xDD gweasy tallow-catch- +Fal. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? art :3 thou >_> mad? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< twuth OwO the truth? +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, how uWu couwdst :3 thou xDD knyow ^.^ these x3 men in Kendal green when +^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so dark :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, tell OwO us >_> youw +reason. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? +UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, >_> youw reason, >w< Jack, >_> youw reason. +Fal. >_> What, x3 upon x3 compuwsion? uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe at OwO the strappado ^w^ ow +>w< aww OwO the racks in OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot tell you uWu on :33 compuwsion. +>w< Give you :3 a reason uWu on x3 compuwsion? >w< If reasons ;;w;; wewe as plentiful as +ÚwÚ bwackbewwies, I would ^w^ give nyo man :3 a reason x3 upon ^w^ compuwsion, :3 I. +^.^ Pwince. I'll >w< be nyo ÚwÚ wongew guilty, >_> of :3 this >w< sin; :3 this xDD sanguinye +xDD cowawd, :3 this xDD bed-pwessew, :3 this x3 howseback-bweakew, :3 this huge hiww +>_> of flesh- +Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried +>w< nyeat's-tongue, you buww's uWu sizzwe, you >w< stockfish- :3 O uWu fow >_> bweath ^-^ to +xDD uttew what :3 is >_< wike thee!- you tailor's xDD yawd, you ;;w;; sheath, you +:33 bowcase, you :3 viwe standing ^.^ tuck! +^.^ Pwince. Weww, bweathe uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou +x3 hast ^.^ tiwed thyself in base UwU compawisons, hear me speak uWu but ÚwÚ this. +UwU Poins. Mark, uWu Jack. +^.^ Pwince. We two ^-^ saw you ;;w;; fouw xDD set uWu on :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and bound them ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe +;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw wealth. >_< Mawk :3 nyow how :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD tawe uWu shaww >w< put you +down. ;;w;; Then >_> did ^-^ we two xDD set uWu on you ;;w;; fouw :3 and, with :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 outfac'd +you ^-^ fwom >_> youw prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD it; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and can show ^.^ it you here +in OwO the >_< house. And, Falstaff, you xDD cawwied >_> youw ^-^ guts away as +^-^ nyimbwy, with as uWu quick xDD dextewity, ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd uWu fow >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and still +run ÚwÚ and uWu woaw'd, as >w< evew I heard uWu buwwcawf. What :3 a ^w^ swave art :3 thou +^-^ to UwU hack >w< thy >_< swowd as :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in +fight! What uWu twick, what OwO device, what >_> stawting hole ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 nyow +find >_< out ^-^ to hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this open ÚwÚ and apparent shame? +UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, wet's OwO heaw, uWu Jack. What xDD twick x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ nyow? +Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I knew ye as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that :3 made ^.^ ye. ÚwÚ Why, hear +you, my >w< mastews. >_> Was ^.^ it uWu fow me ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ heiw apparent? ;;w;; Shouwd +I xDD tuwn x3 upon OwO the OwO twue ^-^ pwince? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou OwO knyowest I x3 am as ÚwÚ vawiant as +ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but UwU bewawe ÚwÚ instinct. The x3 wion uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue +pwince. Instinct :3 is :3 a gweat OwO mattew. I ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a cowawd uWu on +ÚwÚ instinct. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the better >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, ^.^ duwing my +^.^ wife- I uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu fow :3 a OwO twue pwince. But, uWu by +OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD wads, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ monyey. UwU Hostess, cwap ^-^ to +OwO the doows. >w< Watch to-night, pray >w< to-mowwow. xDD Gawwants, xDD wads, uWu boys, +hearts >_> of ^.^ gowd, >w< aww OwO the titwes >_> of good OwO fewwowship come ^-^ to xDD you! +>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway ÚwÚ extempowe? +^.^ Pwince. Content- ÚwÚ and OwO the awgument uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy x3 wunnying >_> away. +Fal. xDD Ah, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, uWu Haw, OwO an :3 thou wuvst UwU me! + +x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. + +OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord OwO the Prince! +^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, my wady OwO the ;;w;; hostess? What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to x3 me? +OwO Host. x3 Mawwy, my lord, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman >_> of OwO the couwt at xDD doow +would speak with you. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. +^.^ Pwince. >w< Give him as >w< much as uWu wiww ^-^ make him :3 a :33 woyaw man, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him +xDD back UwU again ^-^ to my mother. +Fal. What manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? +OwO Host. An ^.^ owd xDD man. +Fal. What doth gwavity >_< out >_> of his bed at midnight? :33 Shaww I ^w^ give him +his OwO answew? +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu do, uWu Jack. +Fal. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send him packing. +UwU Exit. +^.^ Pwince. Nyow, sirs. ^w^ By'w Lady, you xDD fought ^-^ faiw; OwO so >_> did you, x3 Peto; OwO so +>_> did you, uWu Bawdowph. You awe ^.^ wions UwU too, you ÚwÚ wan away x3 upon >_> instinct, +you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue prince; OwO nyo- fie! +Bawd. OwO Faith, I ÚwÚ wan when I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ othews uWu wun. +^.^ Pwince. >_> Teww me :3 nyow in >_< eawnyest, how came Falstaff's >_< swowd OwO so +uWu hack'd? +UwU Peto. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hack'd ^.^ it with his UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would uWu sweaw +>w< twuth >_< out >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu but ^.^ he would ^-^ make you believe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 donye in +fight, ÚwÚ and pewsuaded OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the like. +Bawd. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 tickwe ^-^ ouw xDD nyoses with speawgwass ^-^ to ^-^ make them +bweed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to beswubbew ^-^ ouw garments with ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^.^ it +ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU bwood >_> of OwO twue ^-^ men. I >_> did UwU that I >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 seven yeaw +before- I >_< bwush'd ^-^ to hear his monstrous ;;w;; devices. +^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou stowest :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >_> eighteen years >_< ago +ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 taken with OwO the mannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 thou x3 hast >_< bwush'd +extempore. Thou xDD hadst x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< swowd uWu on >w< thy >w< side, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 thou +ran'st >_> away. What :33 instinct xDD hadst :3 thou uWu fow it? +Bawd. UwU My lord, ^-^ do you UwU see ^.^ these >_< meteows? Do you >w< behowd ^.^ these +:33 exhawations? +^.^ Pwince. I do. +Bawd. What ÚwÚ think you uWu they portend? +^.^ Pwince. uWu Hot livers ÚwÚ and x3 cowd puwses. +Bawd. Choler, my lord, ^-^ if >w< wightwy taken. +^.^ Pwince. No, ^-^ if >w< wightwy >w< taken, >_> hawtew. + +x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. + +;;w;; Hewe comes lean Jack; here comes bawe-bonye. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet +;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of ÚwÚ bombast? OwO How wong :3 is't uWu ago, >w< Jack, >_< since :3 thou :33 sawest +UwU thinye >_> own OwO knyee? +Fal. UwU My >_> own OwO knyee? When I ÚwÚ was about >w< thy yeaws, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO an +eagle's tawent in OwO the xDD waist; I :33 couwd ^.^ have crept OwO into ^-^ any +uWu awdewman's :33 thumb-wing. OwO A pwague >_> of UwU sighing ÚwÚ and grief! ^w^ It uWu bwows :3 a +man OwO up >_< wike :3 a bladder. There's villanous UwU nyews abwoad. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was +Sir uWu John uWu Bwacy ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. You >w< must ^-^ to OwO the couwt in OwO the +x3 mownying. :33 That >_> same mad :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :3 Nyowth, :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of +>_< Wawes UwU that >_> gave :3 Amamon OwO the bastinado, ÚwÚ and :3 made >_< Wucifew ^w^ cuckowd, +ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO the ^w^ deviw his OwO twue liegeman x3 upon OwO the cross >_> of :3 a x3 Wewsh +hook- what :3 a pwague caww you OwO him? +UwU Poins. :33 O, Glendower. +Fal. >_< Owen, Owen- OwO the same; ÚwÚ and his xDD son-in-waw ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd +ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and UwU that sprightly Scot >_> of :3 Scots, Douglas, UwU that +runs >w< a-howseback OwO up :3 a hiww pewpendicuwaw- +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< wides at UwU high ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and with his ^w^ pistow kiwws :3 a +sparrow :3 fwying. +Fal. You ^.^ have :3 hit it. +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he never OwO the sparrow. +Fal. Weww, UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath good >w< metaw in him; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wun. +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a >w< wascaw art :3 thou then, ^-^ to UwU pwaise him OwO so uWu fow +running! +Fal. OwO A-howseback, ye ^w^ cuckoo! uWu but xDD afoot ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. +^.^ Pwince. x3 Yes, >w< Jack, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. +Fal. I gwant >_< ye, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is there UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye +Mordake, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO bwuecaps more. ^w^ Wowcestew :3 is stow'n away +to-night; >w< thy >_< fathew's beard :3 is tuwn'd >_> white with OwO the news; you +^-^ may ^-^ buy ^.^ wand :3 nyow as UwU cheap as uWu stinking mack'wew. +^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ wike, ^-^ if there come :3 a ^.^ hot x3 Junye, ÚwÚ and :3 this +civil ÚwÚ buffeting >_< howd, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ buy >_< maidenheads as uWu they ^-^ buy +^.^ hobnyaiws, uWu by OwO the hundreds. +Fal. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, >_> wad, :3 thou >_> sayest true; ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have +good trading UwU that way. But tell uWu me, uWu Haw, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou horrible +OwO afeawd? Thou being ÚwÚ heiw appawent, :33 couwd OwO the x3 wowwd OwO pick ÚwÚ thee >_< out +three such >_> enyemies UwU again as UwU that x3 fiend Douglas, UwU that spirit +:3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ deviw ;;w;; Gwendowew? Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot howwibwy ^w^ afwaid? +^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU bwood thrill at it? +^.^ Pwince. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I wack >w< some >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ instinct. +Fal. Weww, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be howwibwy xDD chid to-morrow when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to +>w< thy father. >w< If :3 thou love fiwe, ;;w;; pwactise OwO an >w< answew. +^.^ Pwince. Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow my fathew ÚwÚ and OwO examinye me x3 upon OwO the +OwO pawticuwaws >_> of my wife. +Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? xDD Content. :3 This chair uWu shaww >w< be my state, :3 this dagger my +>_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< cushion uWu my, ^w^ cwown. +^.^ Pwince. x3 Thy OwO state :3 is :3 taken uWu fow :3 a ^-^ join'd-stoow, >w< thy gowden OwO sceptwe +uWu fow :3 a :33 weaden UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pwecious rich :3 cwown uWu fow :3 a ^w^ pitifuw +uWu bawd ^w^ cwown. +Fal. Weww, OwO an OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of OwO gwace >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ shawt +:3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack ^-^ to ^-^ make my eyes ÚwÚ wook red, +UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought I ^.^ have ^-^ wept; uWu fow I >w< must speak in :3 passion, +ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in UwU King Cambyses' vein. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, here :3 is my leg. +Fal. And here :3 is my xDD speech. Stand :33 aside, nyobiwity. +OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, :3 this :3 is excellent sport, >w< i' faith! +Fal. UwU Weep ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet queen, uWu fow trickling ;;w;; teaws awe vain. +OwO Host. :33 O, OwO the Father, how ^.^ he howds his countenance! +Fal. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, convey my x3 twistfuw queen! +>_< Fow ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do xDD stop OwO the fwoodgates >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. +OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, ^.^ he doth ^.^ it as >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these :33 hawwotwy ;;w;; pwayews as +>w< evew I >w< see! +Fal. Peace, good :3 pintpot. Peace, good tickle-brain.- ÚwÚ Hawwy, I ^-^ do +^.^ nyot only x3 mawvew xDD whewe :3 thou >w< spendest >w< thy UwU time, uWu but ÚwÚ awso how :3 thou +art :33 accompanyied. >_< Fow >w< though OwO the camomiwe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is :33 twodden +OwO on, OwO the ^-^ fastew ^.^ it gwows, ÚwÚ yet youth, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is wasted, OwO the +sooner ^.^ it weaws. :33 That :3 thou art my :3 son I ^.^ have pawtwy >w< thy >_> mothew's +;;w;; wowd, pawtwy my >_> own ^-^ opinyion, uWu but chiefwy :3 a villanous xDD twick >_> of +UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and :3 a foowish :33 hanging >_> of >w< thy nether x3 wip UwU that doth +;;w;; wawwant >_> me. >w< If then :3 thou >w< be :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, here :3 wies OwO the >w< point: >_> why, +being :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, art :3 thou OwO so pointed xDD at? :33 Shaww OwO the bwessed >_< sun >_> of +>w< heaven ^w^ pwuv :3 a micher ÚwÚ and xDD eat bwackbewwies? OwO A xDD question ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be +ÚwÚ ask'd. :33 Shaww OwO the :3 son >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv :3 a ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and UwU take >_< puwses? OwO A +xDD question ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ ask'd. Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast +>_< often heard :33 of, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ to many in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand uWu by OwO the name +>_> of uWu pitch. :3 This >_> pitch, as ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do report, doth defile; +OwO so doth OwO the >_> company :3 thou ;;w;; keepest. >_< Fow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 nyow I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak +^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in x3 dwink, uWu but in teaws; ^.^ nyot in pweasuwe, uWu but in passion; +^.^ nyot in uWu wowds only, uWu but in ^.^ woes ^.^ awso: ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous +man xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< often nyoted in >w< thy ^.^ company, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot his +>w< nyame. +^.^ Pwince. What manner >_> of man, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw Majesty? +Fal. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy powtwy man, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO cowpuwent; >_> of :3 a cheerful +look, :3 a >w< pweasing eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 cawwiage; :3 and, as I xDD think, +his :3 age >w< some >w< fifty, ;;w;; ow, uWu by'w Lady, incwinying ^-^ to threescore; ÚwÚ and +:3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, his name :3 is :33 Fawstaff. >w< If UwU that man shouwd >w< be +lewdly, uWu given, ^.^ he ^w^ deceiveth me; for, ÚwÚ Hawwy, I UwU see :3 viwtue in his +OwO wooks. >w< If then OwO the twee ^-^ may >w< be OwO knyown uWu by OwO the OwO fwuit, as OwO the fwuit +uWu by OwO the xDD twee, then, ;;w;; pewemptowiwy I speak it, there :3 is :3 viwtue in +UwU that :33 Fawstaff. :3 Him ^-^ keep OwO with, OwO the west banish. And tell me nyow, +:3 thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet, tell me xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 this uWu month? +^.^ Pwince. Dost :3 thou speak >_< wike :3 a king? Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll +xDD pway my father. +Fal. ^-^ Depose x3 me? >w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ it half OwO so uWu gwavewy, OwO so >_< majesticawwy, +uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and matter, >_> hang me OwO up uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews uWu fow :3 a +wabbit-suckew ^w^ ow :3 a poulter's OwO hawe. +^.^ Pwince. Weww, here I x3 am set. +Fal. And here I :3 stand. uWu Judge, my >w< mastews. +^.^ Pwince. Nyow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 whence come you? +Fal. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, ^-^ fwom Eastcheap. +^.^ Pwince. The x3 compwaints I hear >_> of ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ gwievous. +Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, my lord, uWu they awe :33 fawse! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 tickwe ye uWu fow :3 a +x3 young ^w^ pwince, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +^.^ Pwince. uWu Sweawest thou, ungwacious x3 boy? :33 Hencefowth :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. +Thou art viowentwy xDD cawwied away ^-^ fwom >_< gwace. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw +>w< haunts ÚwÚ thee in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat >w< man; :3 a ^.^ tun >_> of man :3 is +>w< thy companion. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; convewse with UwU that twunk >_> of humours, +UwU that bolting UwU hutch >_> of beastliness, UwU that xDD swoww'n uWu pawcew >_> of +uWu dwopsies, UwU that huge >_> bombawd >_> of :3 sack, UwU that ^w^ stuff'd cloakbag >_> of +ÚwÚ guts, UwU that OwO woasted :3 Mannyingtwee >_> ox with OwO the ^.^ pudding in his :33 bewwy, +UwU that OwO wevewend ;;w;; vice, UwU that :3 gwey iniquity, UwU that fathew ruffian, UwU that +vanyity in OwO yeaws? OwO Whewein :3 is ^.^ he uWu good, uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste sack ÚwÚ and dwink +it? wherein nyeat ÚwÚ and >w< cweanwy, uWu but ^-^ to cawve :3 a :3 capon ÚwÚ and xDD eat it? +wherein ^.^ cunnying, uWu but in cwaft? wherein >_> cwafty, uWu but in viwwany? +wherein villanous, uWu but in >w< aww things? wherein x3 wowthy, uWu but in +:3 nyothing? +Fal. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU take me with you. x3 Whom :3 means >_> youw +:33 Gwace? +^.^ Pwince. :33 That villanous abominable misleader >_> of youth, Falstaff, +UwU that ^.^ owd white-bearded ^w^ Satan. +Fal. UwU My lord, OwO the man I know. +^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost. +Fal. But ^-^ to uWu say I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe harm in him than in ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to uWu say +^-^ mowe than I know. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ owd x3 (the ^-^ mowe OwO the x3 pity) his >_> white +^w^ haiws ^-^ do witness xDD it; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >_< (saving >_> youw wevewence) :3 a +>_> whowemastew, UwU that I >_> uttewwy deny. >w< If sack ÚwÚ and sugar >w< be :3 a UwU fauwt, +:3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the uWu wicked! >w< If ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >w< be :3 a uWu sin, then many +OwO an ^.^ owd host UwU that I xDD knyow :3 is >_> damn'd. >w< If ^-^ to >w< be UwU fat >w< be ^-^ to >w< be xDD hated, +then Phawaoh's lean kinye awe ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wuvd. No, my good :33 wowd. +Banish >_> Peto, ^w^ banyish Bardolph, ^w^ banyish :33 Poins; uWu but uWu fow ^w^ sweet x3 Jack +Falstaff, >w< kind x3 Jack Falstaff, OwO twue x3 Jack Falstaff, ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Jack +Falstaff, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ vawiant being, as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ owd x3 Jack +Falstaff, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy OwO Hawwy's ^.^ company, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy +OwO Hawwy's :33 company. Banish plump >w< Jack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ banyish >w< aww OwO the world! +^.^ Pwince. I uWu do, I uWu wiww. ;;w;; [A OwO knyocking ÚwÚ heawd.] +[Exeunt UwU Hostess, :33 Fwancis, ÚwÚ and Bardolph.] + +x3 Entew Bardolph, ^.^ wunnying. + +Bawd. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! OwO the xDD shewiff with :3 a UwU most monstrous watch +:3 is at OwO the ^w^ doow. +Fal. :33 Out, ye wogue! ;;w;; Pway >_< out OwO the play. I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to uWu say in OwO the +behawf >_> of UwU that :33 Fawstaff. + +x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Hostess. + +OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord, my wowd! +^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Heigh, ^.^ heigh, OwO the ^w^ deviw >_< wides x3 upon :3 a fiddwestick! +What's OwO the matter? +OwO Host. The xDD shewiff ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the watch awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. ^.^ They awe come +^-^ to >_> seawch OwO the >_< house. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? +Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? uWu Nyevew caww :3 a OwO twue piece >_> of gold :3 a +counterfeit. Thou art essentially mad ^-^ without seeming ÚwÚ so. +^.^ Pwince. And :3 thou :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cowawd ^-^ without ÚwÚ instinct. +Fal. I deny >_> youw xDD majow. >w< If you uWu wiww deny OwO the >_< shewiff, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, +let him >_> entew. >w< If I ÚwÚ become ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO cawt as ;;w;; weww as another man, :3 a +pwague uWu on my ÚwÚ bwinging up! I >w< hope I uWu shaww as >_> soon >w< be stwangwed +with :3 a ^-^ hawtew as >_> anyothew. +^.^ Pwince. uWu Go hide ÚwÚ thee >_> behind OwO the ^-^ awwas. The west ^-^ wawk, OwO up above. +Nyow, my masters, uWu fow :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and good >_< conscience. +Fal. Both ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< had; uWu but theiw ^-^ date :3 is out, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe +I'll hide >_> me. UwU Exit. +^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Caww in OwO the shewiff. +[Exeunt Manent OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Peto.] + +x3 Entew OwO Shewiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Cawwiew. + +Nyow, ^-^ Mastew uWu Shewiff, what :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww with x3 me? +Shew. First, pawdon uWu me, my :33 wowd. OwO A hue ÚwÚ and x3 cwy +;;w;; Hath ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ cewtain x3 men x3 unto :3 this >_< house. +^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ men? +Shew. >_< Onye >_> of them :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; knyown, my >_< gwacious wowd- +OwO A :3 gwoss UwU fat xDD man. +^w^ Cawwiew. UwU As UwU fat as >_> buttew. +^.^ Pwince. The man, I ^-^ do assuwe you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, +>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf at :3 this UwU time ^.^ have empwoy'd >_> him. +And, >_< shewiff, I uWu wiww uWu engage my >_> wowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +:33 That I uWu wiww uWu by to-morrow ;;w;; dinnyew UwU time +>_> Send him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any man, +>_< Fow ^w^ anything ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd withal; +And OwO so let me entweat you xDD weave OwO the >_< house. +Shew. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Thewe awe two gentlemen +>_< Have in :3 this robbery lost three ^-^ hundwed marks. +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ so. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd ^.^ these ^-^ men, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ answewabwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +Shew. Good night, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is good ^.^ mowwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? +Shew. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. +Exit [with >_< Cawwiew]. +^.^ Pwince. :3 This OwO oiwy >w< wascaw :3 is OwO knyown as ;;w;; weww as Pauw's. uWu Go caww him +fowth. +UwU Peto. Falstaff! ÚwÚ Fast asweep >_> behind OwO the OwO awwas, ÚwÚ and snorting >_< wike :3 a +ÚwÚ howse. +^.^ Pwince. UwU Hawk how ^-^ hawd ^.^ he fetches ^.^ bweath. ^-^ Seawch his xDD pockets. +ÚwÚ He ^.^ seawcheth his ;;w;; pockets ÚwÚ and xDD findeth ÚwÚ cewtain papews. +What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? +UwU Peto. Nyothing uWu but :3 papews, my :33 wowd. +^.^ Pwince. Let's UwU see whit uWu they UwU be. x3 Wead ^.^ them. + +UwU Peto. [weads] UwU 'Item. OwO A uWu capon. . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 ii s. :33 ii ^w^ d. +;;w;; Item, Sauce. . . . . . . . . . . . . . >w< iiii ^w^ d. +;;w;; Item, OwO Sack two gawwons . . . . . . . . uWu v s. :3 viii ^w^ d. +;;w;; Item, ^w^ Anchovies ÚwÚ and sack aftew >_< suppew. :33 ii s. vi ^w^ d. +;;w;; Item, :33 Bwead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ob.' + +^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ hawfpennywowth >_> of xDD bwead ^-^ to :3 this +intolerable ^-^ deaw >_> of :3 sack! What there :3 is ewse, ^-^ keep ^-^ cwose; ^w^ we'ww +;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe UwU advantage. Thewe let him ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww day. I'll ^-^ to +OwO the couwt in OwO the xDD mownying . We >w< must >w< aww ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. ÚwÚ and >w< thy place +uWu shaww >w< be honourable. I'll procure :3 this UwU fat wogue :3 a chawge >_> of +^-^ foot; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, his death uWu wiww >w< be :3 a mawch >_> of twewve score. The +money uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD back UwU again with UwU advantage. Be with me uWu betimes +in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Peto. +UwU Peto. Good ^.^ mowwow, good my :33 wowd. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. +Bangow. The Awchdeacon's >_< house. + +x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, x3 Owen Glendower. + +^w^ Mowt. ^.^ These ^w^ pwomises awe :33 faiw, OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; suwe, +And ^-^ ouw xDD induction :33 fuww >_> of pwospewous :33 hope. +^w^ Hot. Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and cousin ÚwÚ Gwendowew, +uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit :33 down? +And uncwe x3 Wowcestew. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the x3 map. +Gwend. No, here ^.^ it is. +>w< Sit, cousin Pewcy; >_> sit, good cousin xDD Hotspuw, +>_< Fow uWu by UwU that name as ^w^ oft as :3 Wancastew +^-^ Doth speak >_> of you, his ^-^ cheek looks pawe, ÚwÚ and with +OwO A x3 wising sigh ^.^ he OwO wisheth you in >_< heaven. +^w^ Hot. And you in >_< heww, as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws +x3 Owen Glendower xDD spoke >_> of. +Gwend. I cannyot blame >_> him. ^.^ At my ^.^ nyativity +The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy >_> shapes +x3 Of burning >_< cwessets, ÚwÚ and at my biwth +The fwame ÚwÚ and huge foundation >_> of OwO the :3 eawth +^-^ Shak'd >_< wike :3 a uWu cowawd. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye at OwO the >_> same UwU season, ^-^ if >_> youw +>_> mothew's ÚwÚ cat xDD had uWu but ;;w;; kitten'd, >w< though yourself xDD had never >_< been +uWu bown. +Gwend. I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth >_> did >_< shake when I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. +^w^ Hot. And I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU mind, +>w< If you suppose as feawing you ^.^ it >w< shook. +Gwend. The uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu on fire, OwO the :3 eawth >_> did twembwe. +^w^ Hot. :33 O, then OwO the :3 eawth shook ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu heavens uWu on fire, +And ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw nyativity. +xDD Diseased ^-^ nyatuwe :33 oftentimes bweaks :3 fowth +UwU In ÚwÚ stwange eruptions; ^w^ oft OwO the ÚwÚ teeming :3 eawth +^-^ Is with :3 a >w< kind >_> of colic ^.^ pinch'd ÚwÚ and :33 vex'd +By OwO the imprisoning >_> of xDD unwuwy ^.^ wind +xDD Within xDD hew uWu womb, which, uWu fow enwawgement striving, +:33 Shakes OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ bewdame :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ^-^ toppwes ;;w;; down +^.^ Steepwes ÚwÚ and UwU mossgwown ^.^ towews. ^.^ At >_> youw biwth +Our gwandam :3 eawth, having :3 this xDD distemp'watuwe, +UwU In passion >w< shook. +Gwend. uWu Cousin, >_> of many x3 men +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these x3 cwossings. >w< Give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To tell you UwU once UwU again UwU that at my biwth +The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy shapes, +The ^.^ goats ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mountains, ÚwÚ and OwO the herds +Were stwangewy >_< cwamowous ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fwighted ^.^ fiewds. +^.^ These signs ^.^ have OwO mawk'd me UwU extwaowdinyawy, +And >w< aww OwO the courses >_> of my life ^-^ do show +I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the roll >_> of ^w^ common ^-^ men. +:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he living, clipp'd in with OwO the ÚwÚ sea +:33 That >_> chides OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of >_> Engwand, Scotland, xDD Wawes, +^w^ Which calls me pupiw ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to x3 me? +And bwing him >_< out UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 woman's :3 son +^w^ Can trace me in OwO the >w< tedious ^-^ ways >_> of art +And howd me pace in ^-^ deep :3 expewiments. +^w^ Hot. I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's nyo man ^-^ speaks better Welsh. I'll ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +^w^ Mowt. Peace, cousin Pewcy; you uWu wiww ^-^ make him ^w^ mad. +Gwend. I can caww uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the vasty deep. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so can OwO I, ^w^ ow OwO so can ^-^ any >w< man; +But uWu wiww uWu they come when you ^-^ do caww uWu fow >w< them? +Gwend. ÚwÚ Why, I can teach you, uWu cousin, ^-^ to xDD command OwO the ^w^ deviw. +^w^ Hot. And I can teach ^.^ thee, *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw- +By x3 tewwing :33 twuth. >_> Teww >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the ^w^ deviw. +>w< If :3 thou ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise ^w^ him, bwing him hithew, +And I'll >w< be sworn I ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame him ^-^ hence. +:33 O, >_< whiwe you live, tell >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw! +^w^ Mowt. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this unprofitable UwU chat. +Gwend. >_< Thwee xDD times ;;w;; hath ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke :3 made head +uWu Against my powew; ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of x3 Wye +And :33 sandy-bottom'd ^.^ Sevewn ^.^ have I x3 sent him +:33 Bootwess UwU home ÚwÚ and weathew-beaten ^-^ back. +^w^ Hot. :3 Home ^-^ without >_< boots, ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; fouw weather too? +OwO How ^.^ scapes ^.^ he ÚwÚ agues, in OwO the devil's name +Gwend. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 map. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight +>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw threefold owdew ÚwÚ ta'en? +^w^ Mowt. The Awchdeacon ;;w;; hath ;;w;; divided ^.^ it +x3 Into three xDD wimits vewy uWu equawwy. +>_> Engwand, ^-^ fwom ^w^ Twent ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sevewn OwO hithewto, +By ^-^ south ÚwÚ and ^w^ east :3 is ^-^ to my part ^w^ assign'd; +^-^ Aww westward, >_< Wawes uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ Sevewn shore, +And >w< aww OwO the :33 fewtiwe ^.^ wand within UwU that UwU bound, +ÚwÚ To x3 Owen Gwendowew; :3 and, dear *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to you +The ^-^ wemnyant nyowthwawd lying x3 off ^-^ fwom Trent. +And ^-^ ouw indentuwes tripartite awe ;;w;; dwawn; +^w^ Which being ;;w;; seawed :3 intewchangeabwy +>_> (A ^-^ businyess UwU that :3 this night ^-^ may ;;w;; execute), +:3 To-mowwow, cousin :3 Pewcy, you ÚwÚ and I +And my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish xDD bowew, +UwU As :3 is appointed >w< us, at >w< Shwewsbuwy. +UwU My fathew Glendower :3 is ^.^ nyot ready >_> yet, +Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyeed his ^w^ hewp ^.^ these fouwteen ^.^ days. +uWu [To ÚwÚ Gwend.] xDD Within UwU that space you ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew +Your ^-^ tenyants, fwiends, ÚwÚ and neighbouring >_< gentwemen. +Gwend. OwO A shorter UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ send me ^-^ to you, lords; +And in my OwO conduct uWu shaww >_> youw ;;w;; wadies xDD come, +From xDD whom you :3 nyow >w< must >_< steaw ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo leave, +>_< Fow there uWu wiww >w< be :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of >w< watew shed +:3 Upon OwO the pawting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and you. +^w^ Hot. x3 Methinks my moiety, >_< nyowth ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Buwton ;;w;; hewe, +UwU In xDD quantity >w< equaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ youws. +^w^ See how :3 this >_> wivew comes me cranking in +And ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww my ^.^ wand +OwO A huge ;;w;; hawf-moon, :3 a monstrous UwU cantwe >_< out. +I'll ^.^ have OwO the cuwwent i-iww :3 this place >_< damm'd uWu up, +And here OwO the smug ÚwÚ and swivew ^w^ Twent uWu shaww run +UwU In :3 a OwO nyew channel fair ÚwÚ and ;;w;; evenwy. +^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ wind with such :3 a ^-^ deep indent +ÚwÚ To x3 wob me >_> of OwO so rich :3 a xDD bottom here. +Gwend. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ wind? ^w^ It ^-^ shaww, ^.^ it must! You UwU see ^.^ it uWu doth. +^w^ Mowt. xDD Yea, uWu but +>_< Mawk how ^.^ he uWu beaws his ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and runs me OwO up +x3 With >_< wike ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, +Gewding OwO the >_< opposed ÚwÚ continyent as >w< much +UwU As uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side ^.^ it ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you. +Wow. xDD Yea, uWu but :3 a wittwe chawge uWu wiww twench him here +And uWu on :3 this >_< nyowth >_> side ^.^ win :3 this cape >_> of >w< wand; +And then ^.^ he runs straight ÚwÚ and even. +^w^ Hot. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO A wittwe chawge uWu wiww ^-^ do it. +Gwend. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it alt'red. +^w^ Hot. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you? +Gwend. No, :3 nyow you uWu shaww not. +^w^ Hot. OwO Who uWu shaww uWu say me x3 nyay? +Gwend. No, UwU that uWu wiww :3 I. +^w^ Hot. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot undewstand you then; speak ^.^ it in Welsh. +Gwend. I can speak Engwish, lord, as ;;w;; weww as OwO you; +>_< Fow I ÚwÚ was >w< twain'd OwO up in OwO the Engwish couwt, +Whewe, being uWu but young, I framed ^-^ to OwO the harp +>_> Many OwO an Engwish ditty UwU wuvwy well, +And >_> gave OwO the :33 tongue :3 a UwU hewpfuw ownyament- +OwO A :3 viwtue UwU that ÚwÚ was never uWu seen in you. +^w^ Hot. x3 Mawwy, +And I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_< heawt! +I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a >_> kitten ÚwÚ and x3 cwy mew +>w< Than ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_> metwe :3 bawwet-mongews. +I xDD had wathew hear :3 a brazen canstick tuwn'd +Ow :3 a OwO dwy ^w^ wheew grate uWu on OwO the axletree, +And UwU that would xDD set my UwU teeth nyothing uWu on >_> edge, +Nyothing OwO so >w< much as OwO mincing x3 poetwy. +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the fowc'd ^-^ gait >_> of :3 a :3 shuffwing nyag, +Gwend. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ Twent x3 tuwn'd. +^w^ Hot. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thwice OwO so >w< much ^.^ wand +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu weww-desewving :3 fwiend; +But in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 bawgain, mark ye uWu me, +I'll ^-^ caviw uWu on OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a >_< haiw +uWu Awe OwO the indentuwes dwawn? :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be gonye? +Gwend. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may away uWu by ^-^ nyight. +I'll haste OwO the uWu wwitew, ÚwÚ and withaw +:33 Bweak with >_> youw ;;w;; wives >_> of >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. +I x3 am ^w^ afwaid my daughter uWu wiww run >_< mad, +^w^ So >w< much ^.^ she uWu doteth uWu on xDD hew >w< Mowtimew. UwU Exit. +^w^ Mowt. :33 Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my ^-^ fathew! +^w^ Hot. I cannyot uWu choose. >_< Sometimes ^.^ he xDD angews me +x3 With x3 tewwing me >_> of OwO the x3 mowdwawp ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ant, +x3 Of OwO the dreamer ^-^ Mewwin ÚwÚ and his >w< pwophecies, +And >_> of :3 a >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and :3 a finwess uWu fish, +OwO A clip-wing'd ^.^ gwiffin ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> mouwten :3 waven, +OwO A ^-^ couching x3 wion ÚwÚ and :3 a wamping ^w^ cat, +And such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of skimble-skamble stuff +UwU As ^-^ puts me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; faith. I tell you ^.^ what- +ÚwÚ He held me last night at :33 weast :33 nyinye ^w^ houws +UwU In >_< weckonying OwO up OwO the uWu sevewaw ;;w;; deviws' >_< nyames +:33 That ;;w;; wewe his lackeys. I :3 cwied :3 'hum,' ÚwÚ and 'Weww, >w< go to!' +But OwO mawk'd him ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is as >w< tedious +UwU As :3 a ^.^ tiwed OwO howse, :3 a >_> waiwing ^-^ wife; +UwU Wowse than :3 a :33 smoky >_< house. I xDD had wathew live +x3 With :3 cheese ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gawwic in :3 a >_< windmiww :3 faw +>w< Than :33 feed uWu on ÚwÚ cates ÚwÚ and ^.^ have him talk ^-^ to me +UwU In ^-^ any uWu summew house in >_< Chwistendom). +^w^ Mowt. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, +Exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and :33 pwofited +UwU In ÚwÚ stwange concealments, ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, +And :3 wondwous affabwe, ÚwÚ and as bountiful +UwU As xDD minyes >_> of :3 India. :33 Shaww I tell you, ^-^ cousin? +ÚwÚ He howds >_> youw uWu tempew in :3 a UwU high >_< wespect +And curbs ^-^ himsewf x3 even >_> of his :3 nyatuwaw >_> scope +When you come :3 'cwoss his OwO humouw. OwO Faith, ^.^ he >w< does. +I ;;w;; wawwant you UwU that man :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 awive +OwO Might OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted him as you ^.^ have x3 donye +Without OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of danger ÚwÚ and wepwoof. +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ it oft, let me entweat you. +Wow. UwU In :33 faith, my lord, you awe xDD too >_< wiwfuw-bwame, +And >_< since >_> youw UwU coming UwU hithew ^.^ have x3 donye enough +ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ quite >w< besides his uWu patience. +You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds learn, lord, ^-^ to amend :3 this fault. +^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes ^.^ it show >_< gweatnyess, :3 couwage, blood- +And that's OwO the ;;w;; deawest OwO gwace ^.^ it OwO wendews :3 you- +>_> Yet :33 oftentimes ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ pwesent harsh wage, +uWu Defect >_> of xDD mannyews, UwU want >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, +Pwide, uWu haughtinyess, ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and disdain; +The :33 weast >_> of ;;w;; which haunting :3 a nyobweman +uWu Woseth xDD men's hearts, ÚwÚ and leaves >_> behind :3 a :33 stain +:3 Upon OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< aww pawts ÚwÚ besides, +Beguiwing them >_> of ^.^ commendation. +^w^ Hot. Weww, I x3 am x3 schoow'd. Good ^-^ mannyews >w< be >_> youw speed! +;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. + +x3 Entew Glendower with OwO the Ladies. + +^w^ Mowt. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_> deadwy ^-^ spite UwU that xDD angews :3 me- +UwU My UwU wife can speak nyo Engwish, I nyo Welsh. +Gwend. UwU My daughter ;;w;; weeps; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with OwO you; +>w< She'ww >w< be :3 a sowdiew UwU too, she'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. +^w^ Mowt. Good fathew, tell xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ and my :33 aunt ;;w;; Pewcy +:33 Shaww follow in >_> youw OwO conduct >_> speediwy. +Glendower ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD hew in Welsh, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ answews +him in OwO the OwO same. +Gwend. She :3 is desperate here. OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd x3 hawwotwy, +>_< Onye UwU that nyo >_< pewsuasion can ^-^ do good upon. +The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks in Welsh. +^w^ Mowt. I undewstand >w< thy OwO wooks. :33 That pwetty x3 Wewsh +^w^ Which :3 thou pourest ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing uWu heavens +I x3 am xDD too pewfect in; :3 and, uWu but uWu fow shame, +UwU In such :3 a Barley shouwd I ÚwÚ answew thee. +The OwO Wady UwU again in Welsh. +I undewstand >w< thy >_< kisses, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, +And that's :3 a feeling xDD disputation. +But I uWu wiww never >w< be :3 a truant, love, +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have weawnt >w< thy ÚwÚ wanguage: uWu fow >w< thy :33 tongue +:3 Makes x3 Wewsh as ^w^ sweet as ^w^ ditties highly :33 penn'd, +x3 Sung uWu by :3 a fair queen in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's bow'w, +x3 With >_< wavishing >_< division, ^-^ to xDD hew wute. +Gwend. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you mewt, then uWu wiww ^.^ she run ^w^ mad. +The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks UwU again in Welsh. +^w^ Mowt. :33 O, I x3 am xDD ignyowance itsewf in x3 this! +Gwend. She >_< bids you uWu on OwO the >_< wanton wushes uWu way you ;;w;; down +And west >_> youw gentwe head x3 upon xDD hew >w< wap, +And ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the ^.^ song UwU that ^w^ pweaseth you +And uWu on >_> youw :33 eyewids :3 cwown OwO the god >_> of >w< sweep, +^-^ Chawming >_> youw UwU bwood with >w< pweasing >w< heavinyess, +:33 Making such >_> diffewence :33 'twixt :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep +UwU As :3 is OwO the >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt :3 day ÚwÚ and night +The hour before OwO the :3 heavenwy-hawnyess'd team +^.^ Begins his gowden ^-^ pwogwess in OwO the East. +^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and hear xDD hew uWu sing. +By UwU that UwU time uWu wiww ^-^ ouw book, I xDD think, >w< be :33 dwawn. +Gwend. Do so, +And x3 those xDD musicians UwU that uWu shaww xDD pway ^-^ to you +>w< Hang in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 a ^w^ thousand leagues ^-^ fwom hence, +And straight uWu they uWu shaww >w< be here. >w< Sit, ÚwÚ and >_> attend. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, :3 thou art pewfect in lying down. ^w^ Come, ^.^ quick, +^.^ quick, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu way my head in >w< thy lap. +OwO Wady UwU P. Go, ye x3 giddy ÚwÚ goose. +The music pways. +^w^ Hot. Nyow I pewceive OwO the ^w^ deviw undewstands OwO Wewsh; +And 'tis nyo mawvew, >w< be :3 is OwO so humowous. +^w^ By'w Lady, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good musician. +OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then shouwd you >w< be nyothing uWu but ;;w;; musicaw; uWu fow you awe +^-^ awtogethew guvwn'd uWu by humours. Wie stiww, ye xDD thief, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the +wady sing in Welsh. +^w^ Hot. I xDD had wathew hear Lady, my UwU bwach, howl in OwO Iwish. +OwO Wady UwU P. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have >w< thy head :3 bwoken? +^w^ Hot. >_< Nyo. +OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ stiww. +^w^ Hot. Neither! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 woman's fault. +OwO Wady UwU P. Nyow :3 God ^w^ hewp thee! +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 Wewsh lady's bed. +OwO Wady UwU P. What's ÚwÚ that? +^w^ Hot. UwU Peace! ^.^ she >w< sings. +;;w;; Hewe OwO the OwO Wady ;;w;; sings :3 a x3 Wewsh UwU song. +^w^ Come, x3 Kate, I'll ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ song ^w^ too. +OwO Wady UwU P. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ minye, in good sooth. +^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot xDD youws, in good >_> sooth? :33 Heawt! you uWu sweaw >_< wike :3 a +:33 comfit-makew's wife. >_> 'Nyot you, in good sooth!' ÚwÚ and 'as OwO twue as I +uWu wive!' ÚwÚ and 'as :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend OwO me!' ÚwÚ and 'as ^w^ suwe as ;;w;; day!' +And >w< givest such OwO sawcenyet ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy oaths +UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wawk'st further than Finsbury. +OwO Sweaw uWu me, x3 Kate, >_< wike :3 a wady as :3 thou :3 awt, +OwO A good xDD mouth-fiwwing >_> oath; ÚwÚ and xDD weave 'in ^w^ sooth' +And such uWu pwotest >_> of ;;w;; peppew gingewbwead +ÚwÚ To OwO vewvet >w< guawds ÚwÚ and xDD Sunday OwO citizens. ^w^ Come, uWu sing. +OwO Wady UwU P. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sing. +^w^ Hot. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> taiwow ^w^ ow >w< be redbreast-teacher. An +OwO the indentuwes >w< be ÚwÚ dwawn, I'll away within ^.^ these two :3 houws; ÚwÚ and OwO so +come in when ye uWu wiww. UwU Exit. +Gwend. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Wowd >w< Mowtimew. You awe as uWu swow +UwU As ^.^ hot Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu on x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go. +By :3 this ^-^ ouw book :3 is ;;w;; dwawn; ^w^ we'ww uWu but seal, +And then ^-^ to horse immediatewy. +^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Wondon. The Pawace. + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +King. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us weave. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and I +Must ^.^ have >w< some pwivate conference; uWu but >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw at ;;w;; hand, +>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. +>_< Exeunt Lords. +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whethew :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, +>_< Fow >w< some ^-^ dispweasing service I ^.^ have >_< donye, +That, in his >w< secwet doom, >_< out >_> of my UwU bwood +He'll breed OwO wevengement ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> scouwge uWu fow me; +But :3 thou OwO dost in >w< thy x3 passages >_> of life +UwU Make me believe UwU that :3 thou art only OwO mawk'd +>_< Fow OwO the ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of >w< heaven +ÚwÚ To punish my mistreadings. >_> Teww me ewse, +Could such inordinate ÚwÚ and low desiwes, +Such xDD poow, such OwO bawe, such lewd, such UwU mean :33 attempts, +Such xDD bawwen pleasures, wude >_> society, +UwU As :3 thou art ^w^ match'd withaw ÚwÚ and gwafted ^.^ to, +x3 Accompany OwO the greatness >_> of >w< thy UwU bwood +And howd theiw ^w^ wevew with >w< thy >_< pwincewy :3 heawt? +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I would I :33 couwd +>w< Quit >w< aww offences with as ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; excuse +UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am x3 doubtwess I can ÚwÚ puwge +Myself >_> of many I x3 am UwU chawged :3 withaw. +>_> Yet such extenuation let me UwU beg +As, in wepwoof >_> of many tales :3 devis'd, +^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the ear >_> of greatness ^.^ nyeeds >w< must bear +>_< By, :33 smiwing xDD pickthanks ÚwÚ and base ^w^ nyewsmongews, +I >w< may, uWu fow >w< some >w< things OwO twue wherein my xDD youth +;;w;; Hath faulty wand'wed ÚwÚ and irregular, +And pawdon uWu on ^-^ wiwy OwO twue :3 submission. +King. :3 God pawdon thee! >_> Yet let me >_< wondew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, +^.^ At >w< thy ^-^ affections, ;;w;; which ^-^ do howd :3 a ;;w;; wing, +OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the flight >_> of >w< aww >w< thy ancestows. +x3 Thy place in ;;w;; Counciw :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ wudewy lost, +^w^ Which uWu by >w< thy ^.^ youngew bwothew :3 is supplied, +And art ^w^ awmost OwO an UwU awien ^-^ to OwO the hearts +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and princes >_> of my bwood. +The >w< hope ÚwÚ and x3 expectation >_> of >w< thy UwU time +^-^ Is uWu wuin'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of every man +Prophetically ^-^ do forethink >w< thy OwO faww. +Had I OwO so wavish >_> of my :3 pwesence :3 been, +^w^ So common-hackney'd in OwO the eyes >_> of ^-^ men, +^w^ So ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and UwU cheap ^-^ to UwU vuwgaw ^.^ company, +;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that >_> did ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, +Had still ^-^ kept :33 woyaw ^-^ to UwU possession +And weft me in >w< weputewess ;;w;; banyishment, +OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of nyo mark :3 nyow wikewihood. +By being uWu sewdom ^.^ seen, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw +But, >_< wike :3 a >w< comet, I >_> Was wond'red at; +:33 That x3 men would tell theiw ^-^ chiwdwen, >_< 'This :3 is he!' +:33 Othews would ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; 'Whewe? ^w^ Which :3 is Bolingbroke?' +And then I stole >w< aww couwtesy ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, +And dress'd ^-^ mysewf in such x3 humiwity +:33 That I >_> did xDD pwuck :33 awwegiance ^-^ fwom xDD men's hearts, +Loud shouts ÚwÚ and UwU sawutations ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths +>_< Even in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the crowned King. +ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I ^-^ keep my person ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyew, +UwU My presence, >_< wike :3 a robe >_< pontificaw, +:33 Nye'ew uWu seen uWu but wond'red at; ÚwÚ and OwO so my state, +xDD Sewdom uWu but OwO sumptuous, show'd >_< wike :3 a feast +And xDD won uWu by ^w^ wawenyess such >w< sowemnyity. +The >_> skipping ;;w;; King, ^.^ he ambwed OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down +x3 With shawwow ÚwÚ jestews ÚwÚ and wash bavin wits, +Soon UwU kindwed ÚwÚ and >_> soon burnt; ÚwÚ cawded his x3 state; +^.^ Mingwed his ÚwÚ woyawty with ^.^ cap'wing foows; +Had his gweat name ^w^ pwofanyed with theiw scorns +And >_> gave his countenyance, x3 against his uWu nyame, +ÚwÚ To waugh at :33 gibing :3 boys ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the push +x3 Of every :3 beawdwess vain compawative; +Gwew :3 a ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common stweets, +xDD Enfeoff'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >_< popuwawity; +That, being ;;w;; dawwy swawwowed uWu by xDD men's >_> eyes, +^.^ They :33 suwfeited with honey ÚwÚ and >_< began +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woathe OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD sweetnyess, ^w^ wheweof :3 a wittwe +Mowe than :3 a wittwe :3 is uWu by >w< much xDD too ^w^ much. +UwU So, when ^.^ he xDD had >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but as OwO the ^-^ cuckoo :3 is in x3 Junye, +>_> Heawd, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wegawded- ^.^ seen, uWu but with such eyes +As, uWu sick ÚwÚ and bwunted with :33 communyity, +OwO Affowd nyo uWu extwaowdinyawy gaze, +Such as :3 is bent uWu on OwO unwike majesty +When ^.^ it uWu shinyes uWu sewdom in admiring ^w^ eyes; +But wathew x3 dwows'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung theiw :33 eyewids down, +UwU Swept in his ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wend'wed such aspect +UwU As cloudy x3 men ;;w;; use ^-^ to theiw ^w^ advewsawies, +>_> Being with his :3 pwesence glutted, ;;w;; gowg'd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww. +And in UwU that vewy winye, ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU standest ÚwÚ thou; +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU pwiviwege +x3 With :3 viwe ÚwÚ pawticipation. :3 Nyot OwO an eye +But :3 is aweary >_> of >w< thy ^w^ common ^-^ sight, +ÚwÚ Save ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >w< desiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; +^w^ Which :3 nyow doth UwU that I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 do- +UwU Make uWu bwind itsewf with foowish tendewnyess. +^.^ Pwince. I uWu shaww hereafter, my >_> thwice-gwacious lord, +Be ^-^ mowe ^-^ mysewf. +King. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ was Richard then +When I ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD set foot at Ravenspurgh; +And x3 even as I ÚwÚ was then :3 is ;;w;; Pewcy OwO nyow. +Nyow, uWu by my >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD boot, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to OwO the OwO state +>w< Than thou, OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of succession; +>_< Fow >_> of nyo >_< wight, :3 nyow >w< cowouw >_< wike ^-^ to >_< wight, +ÚwÚ He doth fiww fields with >w< hawnyess in OwO the >_> weawm, +Turns head x3 against OwO the >_< wion's UwU awmed ^.^ jaws, +And, >_> Being nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> debt ^-^ to years than thou, +>w< Weads ÚwÚ ancient uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend :3 Bishops uWu on +ÚwÚ To bwoody ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< bwuising arms. +What ^w^ nyevew-dying uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^w^ got +uWu Against wenyowmed x3 Dougwas! uWu whose UwU high >_< deeds, +uWu Whose ^.^ hot ^-^ incuwsions ÚwÚ and gweat name in ÚwÚ awms +uWu Howds ^-^ fwom >w< aww xDD sowdiews >_> chief majority +And miwitawy title :3 capitaw +^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the xDD kingdoms UwU that acknyowwedge Chwist. +>w< Thwice ;;w;; hath :3 this xDD Hotspuw, >w< Maws in OwO swathwing xDD cwothes, +:3 This ÚwÚ infant warrior, in his entewpwises +>_> Discomfited gweat Dougwas; ta'en him once, +Enlarged ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a fwiend >_> of ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^-^ deep ;;w;; defiance OwO up +And >_< shake OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw thwonye. +And what uWu say you ^-^ to uWu this? :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +The Awchbishop's OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, Douglas, OwO Mowtimew +Capitulate x3 against OwO us ÚwÚ and awe :33 up. +But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do I tell ^.^ these UwU nyews ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ do I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> of my uWu foes, +^w^ Which art my uWu nyeawest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest enyemy' +Thou UwU that art >_< wike enyough, OwO thwough vassaw feaw, +xDD Base incwinyation, ÚwÚ and OwO the start >_> of spleen, +ÚwÚ To fight x3 against me uWu undew Percy's pay, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ dog his ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwtsy at his frowns, +ÚwÚ To show how >w< much :3 thou art UwU degenyewate. +^.^ Pwince. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +And :3 God forgive them UwU that OwO so >w< much ^.^ have xDD sway'd +Your :33 Majesty's good >_> thoughts away ^-^ fwom UwU me! +I uWu wiww ^w^ wedeem >w< aww :3 this uWu on Percy's head +And, in OwO the >_< cwosing >_> of >w< some ^w^ gwowious day, +Be bowd ^-^ to tell you UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU son, +When I uWu wiww wear :3 a ^w^ gawment >w< aww >_> of blood, +And :33 stain my favouws in :3 a bwoody mask, +>w< Which, :33 wash'd ^w^ away, uWu shaww ÚwÚ scouw my ÚwÚ shame with it. +And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, ;;w;; whenye'ew ^.^ it lights, +:33 That :3 this >_> same >w< chiwd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, +:3 This x3 gawwant xDD Hotspuw, :3 this all-praised :3 knyight, +And >_> youw ^w^ unthought >_> of Hawwy uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. +>_< Fow every uWu honyouw ^.^ sitting uWu on his hewm, +Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and uWu on my head +UwU My uWu shames redoubled! >_< Fow OwO the UwU time uWu wiww come +:33 That I uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 this UwU Nyowthewn xDD youth exchange +His ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu fow my :33 indignyities. +;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu but my factow, good my lord, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ engwoss OwO up ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu on my >_< behawf; +And I uWu wiww caww hall ^-^ to OwO so :33 stwict >_< account +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww render every >_> gwowy uWu up, +xDD Yea, x3 even OwO the x3 swightest wowship >_> of his UwU time, +Ow I uWu wiww >w< teaw OwO the >_< weckonying ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. +:3 This in OwO the name >_> of :3 God I pwomise xDD hewe; +The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be pleas'd I uWu shaww ;;w;; pewfowm, +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ may salve +The OwO wong-gwown wounds >_> of my intempewance. +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of life cancels >w< aww x3 bands, +And I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand deaths +Ewe >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest uWu pawcew >_> of :3 this OwO vow. +King. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand rebels die in x3 this! +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have chawge ÚwÚ and x3 suvweign xDD twust ;;w;; hewein. + +x3 Entew Blunt. + +OwO How nyow, good :33 Bwunt? x3 Thy looks awe :33 fuww >_> of x3 speed. +Blunt. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU that I come ^-^ to speak >_> of. +Wowd OwO Mowtimew >_> of xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_> wowd +:33 That Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the Engwish rebels met +The eleventh >_> of :3 this month at >w< Shwewsbuwy. +OwO A :3 mighty ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD feawfuw head uWu they awe, +>w< If ^w^ pwomises >w< be ^-^ kept uWu oiw every ;;w;; hand, +UwU As >w< evew x3 off'wed ;;w;; fouw xDD pway in :3 a state. +King. The Eaww >_> of Westmoreland xDD set :3 fowth ^-^ to-day; +x3 With him my UwU son, Wowd uWu John >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +>_< Fow :3 this xDD advewtisement :3 is five >_< days ^.^ owd. +uWu On Wednyesday nyext, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww xDD set forward; +uWu On >_< Thuwsday ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww UwU mawch. Our meeting +^-^ Is Bwidgenyowth; :3 and, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww mawch +^.^ Thwough Gwoucestewshiwe; uWu by ;;w;; which account, +Our ^-^ businyess ;;w;; vawued, >w< some twewve >_< days x3 hence +Our ^w^ genyewaw fowces at ÚwÚ Bwidgenyowth uWu shaww ÚwÚ meet. +Our ^.^ hands awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 businyess. Let's >_> away. +Advantage feeds him UwU fat >_< whiwe x3 men delay. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. + +x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. + +Fal. Bardolph, x3 am I ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n away vilely >_< since :3 this last ^.^ action? +Do I ^.^ nyot uWu bate? Do I ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwindwe? ÚwÚ Why, my ^.^ skin OwO hangs about me >_< wike +OwO an ^.^ owd lady's loose UwU gown! I x3 am withered >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd apple John. +Weww, I'll repent, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ suddenwy, >_< whiwe I x3 am in >w< some wiking. +I uWu shaww >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO heawt ÚwÚ showtwy, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo +OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD wepent. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten what OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of :3 a +church :3 is :3 made :33 of, I x3 am :3 a UwU peppewcown, :3 a brewer's ÚwÚ howse. The +^-^ inside >_> of :3 a church! xDD Company, villanous ^.^ company, ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the +ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of >_> me. +Bawd. Sir :33 John, you awe OwO so fretful you cannyot live UwU wong. +Fal. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 is ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, sing me :3 a ^-^ bawdy ^w^ song; ^-^ make me ^-^ mewwy. I +ÚwÚ was as OwO viwtuouswy >w< given as :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^.^ be, ÚwÚ viwtuous +enough: :33 swowe little, dic'd ^.^ nyot :33 abuv :3 seven xDD times :3 a >w< week, went ^-^ to +:3 a ^-^ bawdy house ^.^ nyot :33 abuv UwU once in :3 a ^w^ quawtew- >_> of OwO an xDD houw, ÚwÚ paid money +UwU that I borrowed- three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw times, :33 wived well, ÚwÚ and in good +>_> compass; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I live >_< out >_> of >w< aww owdew, >_< out >_> of >w< aww UwU compass. +Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, you awe OwO so fat, Sir :33 John, UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< out >_> of +>w< aww :33 compass- >_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_< compass, Sir John. +Fal. Do :3 thou amend >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and I'll amend my wife. Thou art ^-^ ouw +admiral, :3 thou beawest OwO the uWu wantewn in OwO the xDD poop- uWu but 'tis in OwO the +nyose >_> of thee. Thou art OwO the UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 Buwnying xDD Wamp. +Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, my ;;w;; face OwO does you nyo hawm. +Fal. No, I'll >w< be swown. I ^-^ make as good ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it as many :3 a man doth +>_> of :3 a >_< death's-head ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; memento ^-^ mowi. I never UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu but I +ÚwÚ think x3 upon hellfire ÚwÚ and :33 Dives UwU that :33 wived in UwU puwpwe; uWu fow there ^.^ he +:3 is in his :33 wobes, ^.^ buwnying, >w< buwnying. ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ any uWu way >w< given ^-^ to +uWu viwtue, I would uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy ^.^ face; my OwO oath shouwd >w< be ;;w;; 'By :3 this +fire, that's God's >_> angew.' But :3 thou art ^-^ awtogethew >w< given over, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight in >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO the :3 son >_> of xDD uttew +darkness. When :3 thou ran'st OwO up Gadshiww in OwO the night ^-^ to catch my +OwO howse, ^-^ if I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been OwO an :3 ignyis uWu fatuus ^w^ ow :3 a +;;w;; baww >_> of >w< wiwdfiwe, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ puwchase in ^-^ monyey. :33 O, :3 thou art :3 a +x3 pewpetuaw :3 twiumph, OwO an xDD evewwasting x3 bonfiwe-wight! Thou x3 hast :33 saved +me :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in links ÚwÚ and towches, walking with ÚwÚ thee in +OwO the night ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ tavewn ÚwÚ and uWu tavewn; uWu but OwO the sack UwU that :3 thou x3 hast +dwunk me would ^.^ have bought me lights as good UwU cheap at OwO the ;;w;; deawest +chandler's in Euwope. I ^.^ have maintainyed UwU that sawamandew >_> of x3 youws +with x3 fiwe ^-^ any UwU time :3 this ÚwÚ two-and-thiwty years. :3 God reward me uWu fow +^.^ it! +Bawd. uWu 'Sbwood, I would my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw belly! +Fal. OwO God-a-mewcy! OwO so shouwd I >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ heawt-buwn'd. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. + +OwO How nyow, Dame >w< Pawtwet OwO the xDD hen? >_< Have you >_< enquiw'd ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who pick'd +my UwU pocket? +OwO Host. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, what ^-^ do you xDD think, Sir xDD John? Do you ÚwÚ think I +^-^ keep ;;w;; thieves in my >w< house? I ^.^ have seawch'd, I ^.^ have enquiwed, OwO so +>_> has my xDD husband, man uWu by man, :3 boy uWu by OwO boy, ^-^ sewvant uWu by sewvant. The +tithe >_> of :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ was never lost in my house >_> befowe. +Fal. uWu Ye >_< wie, h-hostess. Bawdowph ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shav'd ÚwÚ and lost many :3 a >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and +I'll >w< be sworn my ;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ was >_< pick'd. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe :3 a woman, go! +OwO Host. Who, x3 I? Nyo; I :33 defy thee! God's >_< wight, I ÚwÚ was never xDD caww'd OwO so +in >_< minye >_> own house :3 befowe! +Fal. uWu Go ^.^ to, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +OwO Host. No, Sir x3 John; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, Sir John. I xDD knyow you, Sir +John. You owe me >_> monyey, Sir :33 John, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you OwO pick :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to +beguiwe me >_> of it. I bought you :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of uWu shiwts ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ back. +Fal. uWu Dowwas, fiwthy dowwas! I ^.^ have >w< given them away ^-^ to bakers' +wives; uWu they ^.^ have :3 made :33 bowtews >_> of ^.^ them. +OwO Host. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue woman, ÚwÚ howwand >_> of eight xDD shiwwings OwO an ell. +You owe money here ÚwÚ besides, Sir :33 John, uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; diet ÚwÚ and +by-dwinkings, ÚwÚ and money lent you, >_< fouw-and-twenty ;;w;; pound. +Fal. ÚwÚ He xDD had his part >_> of xDD it; let him :33 pay. +OwO Host. xDD He? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >_< poow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nothing. +Fal. :3 How? x3 Poow? Wook x3 upon his face. What caww you rich? >_> Wet them +>_< coin his nyose, let them >_< coin his ^w^ cheeks. I'll ^.^ nyot pay :3 a denier. +>_> What, uWu wiww you ^-^ make :3 a xDD younkew >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot UwU take >_< minye >_> ease +in >_< minye ^-^ inn uWu but I uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pocket pick'd? I ^.^ have lost :3 a +x3 seaw-wing >_> of my xDD gwandfathew's wowth forty ^.^ mawk. +OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Prince tell ^w^ him, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how oft, +UwU that UwU that ring ÚwÚ was copper! +Fal. :3 How? OwO the Prince :3 is :3 a >w< Jack, :3 a >_> snyeak-cup. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe +;;w;; hewe, I would ;;w;; cudgew him >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog ^-^ if ^.^ he would uWu say ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and ^-^ Poins], marching; ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff xDD meets +;;w;; them, playing x3 upon his ;;w;; twuncheon >_< wike :3 a :3 fife. + +OwO How nyow, >w< wad? ^-^ Is OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that doow, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? Must ^-^ we >w< aww +march? +Bawd. xDD Yea, two ÚwÚ and ^-^ two, Newgate xDD fashion. +OwO Host. UwU My lord, I pray you hear >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, ^w^ Mistwess >_> Quickwy? OwO How doth >w< thy ^.^ husband? +I love him ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +OwO Host. Good my lord, hear >_> me. +Fal. ÚwÚ Pwithee let xDD hew :3 awonye ÚwÚ and list ^-^ to >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, >_> Jack? +Fal. The uWu othew night I feww asweep here >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and xDD had my +;;w;; pocket >_< pick'd. :3 This house :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ bawdy >_< house; uWu they OwO pick +xDD pockets. +^.^ Pwince. What didst :3 thou :3 wose, >_> Jack? +Fal. uWu Wiwt :3 thou believe uWu me, xDD Haw? >_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ bonds >_> of forty :3 pound +uWu apiece ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 seaw-wing >_> of my grandfather's. +^.^ Pwince. OwO A trifle, >w< some :3 eightpenny OwO mattew. +OwO Host. ^w^ So I told ^w^ him, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ said I heard >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu say >w< so; +:3 and, my lord, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks UwU most vilely >_> of you, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd +man as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew you. +^.^ Pwince. >_< What! ^.^ he >_> did not? +OwO Host. There's neither :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow >_< womanhood in me >w< ewse. +Fal. There's nyo ^-^ mowe :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a stewed x3 pwunye, :3 nyow nyo +^-^ mowe >w< twuth in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a :33 dwawn fox; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU woman-hood, >_> Maid +;;w;; Mawian ^-^ may >w< be OwO the deputy's UwU wife >_> of OwO the OwO wawd ^-^ to thee. Go, you +:33 thing, go! +OwO Host. Say, what thing? what thing? +Fal. What thing? ÚwÚ Why, :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God x3 on. +OwO Host. I x3 am nyo xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God OwO on, I would :3 thou shouldst xDD knyow ^.^ it! +I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's xDD wife, :3 and, setting >w< thy knight-hood :33 aside, +:3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ^-^ to caww me ÚwÚ so. +Fal. x3 Setting >w< thy >_< womanhood :33 aside, :3 thou art :3 a beast ^-^ to uWu say +uWu othewwise. +OwO Host. Say, what >_> beast, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou? +Fal. What OwO beast? ÚwÚ Why, OwO an :3 ottew. +^.^ Pwince. An uWu ottew, Sir xDD John? UwU Why OwO an otter? +Fal. ÚwÚ Why, she's neither >_< fish :3 nyow >_< fwesh; :3 a man knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to +^.^ have :3 hew. +OwO Host. Thou art OwO an ^.^ unjust man in ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou ^w^ ow ^-^ any man knows +xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu me, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou! +^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD say'st true, xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he swandews ÚwÚ thee UwU most +;;w;; gwosswy. +OwO Host. ^w^ So ^.^ he doth you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said :3 this uWu othew :3 day you ÚwÚ ought +him :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. +^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, ^-^ do I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pound? +Fal. OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 pound, xDD Haw? OwO A miwwion! x3 Thy love :3 is wowth :3 a :3 miwwion; +:3 thou owest me >w< thy wuv. +OwO Host. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, ^.^ he xDD caww'd you x3 Jack ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew +you. +Fal. OwO Did OwO I, Bardolph? +Bawd. ;;w;; Indeed, Sir :33 John, you ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +Fal. OwO Yea. ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ said my ring ÚwÚ was >_< coppew. +^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ say, 'tis >_< coppew. ÚwÚ Dawest :3 thou >w< be as good as >w< thy >_> wowd ^w^ nyow? +Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, :3 thou :33 knyowest, as :3 thou art uWu but man, I dare; uWu but as +:3 thou art Pwince, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw OwO the roaring >_> of OwO the >_< wion's +whelp. +^.^ Pwince. And x3 why ^.^ nyot as OwO the wion? +Fal. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^-^ to >w< be feared as OwO the wion. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think +I'll ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy fathew? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I uWu do, I pray :3 God my +>_< giwdwe break. +^.^ Pwince. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it x3 shouwd, how would >w< thy ^-^ guts ^-^ faww about >w< thy knyees! +But, ÚwÚ siwwah, :33 thewe's nyo :3 woom uWu fow :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow xDD honyesty in +:3 this uWu bosom >_> of >w< thinye. ^w^ It :3 is >w< aww fill'd OwO up with ^-^ guts ÚwÚ and midwiff. +:33 Chawge OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman with >w< picking >w< thy UwU pocket? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou +^w^ whoweson, ^.^ impudent, >_> emboss'd wascaw, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe ^w^ anything in +>w< thy ;;w;; pocket uWu but ÚwÚ tavewn x3 weckonyings, memowandums >_> of ^-^ bawdy ^w^ houses, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU poow uWu pennywowth >_> of sugar ;;w;; candy ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wong-winded- +^-^ if >w< thy ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; wewe :33 enwich'd with ^-^ any uWu othew injuwies uWu but :33 these, I +x3 am :3 a :3 viwwain. And ÚwÚ yet you uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to xDD it; you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pocket +OwO up ^.^ wwong. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? +Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? Thou OwO knyowest in OwO the OwO state >_> of innocency +:33 Adam :33 feww; ÚwÚ and what shouwd UwU poow x3 Jack :3 Fawstaff ^-^ do in OwO the >_< days >_> of +viwwany? Thou >w< seest I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwesh than another man, ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe >w< fwaiwty. You x3 confess then, you pick'd my UwU pocket? +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It >_> appeaws OwO so uWu by OwO the >_< stowy. +Fal. UwU Hostess, I forgive thee. uWu Go ^-^ make ready ^w^ bweakfast. ^-^ Wuv >w< thy +xDD husband, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< thy servants, cherish >w< thy guests. Thou ^-^ shawt +find me ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< honyest reason. Thou >w< seest I x3 am pacified. +-Still?- ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be gone. xDD [Exit >_< Hostess.] Nyow, uWu Haw, ^-^ to OwO the +UwU nyews at couwt. >_< Fow OwO the UwU wobbewy, lad- how :3 is UwU that ^-^ answewed? +^.^ Pwince. :3 O my ^w^ sweet ^w^ beef, I >w< must still >w< be good :3 angew ^-^ to thee. +The money :3 is ÚwÚ paid xDD back again. +Fal. :33 O, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that paying >_> back! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a double xDD wabouw. +^.^ Pwince. I x3 am good fwiends with my fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; anything. +Fal. >_> Wob me OwO the exchequew OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing :3 thou ^.^ doest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it +with xDD unwash'd ^.^ hands ^w^ too. +Bawd. uWu Do, my :33 wowd. +^.^ Pwince. I ^.^ have uWu pwocuwed ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, :3 a chawge >_> of foot. +Fal. I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> of ÚwÚ howse. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find ^-^ onye UwU that can +>_< steaw uWu weww? :3 O uWu fow :3 a fine ^w^ thief >_> of OwO the :3 age >_> of >_> two-and-twenty ^w^ ow +thereabouts! I x3 am xDD heinyouswy :33 unpwovided. Weww, :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow +^.^ these ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ They offend UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO viwtuous. I laud ;;w;; them, I +UwU pwaise ^.^ them. +^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Bawdowph! +Bawd. UwU My UwU wowd? +^.^ Pwince. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, +ÚwÚ To my bwothew x3 John; :3 this ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. +xDD [Exit Bardolph.] +Go, xDD Poins, ^-^ to OwO howse, ^-^ to x3 howse; uWu fow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I +>_< Have OwO thiwty :3 miwes ^-^ to ride ÚwÚ yet ewe ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. +xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] +>w< Jack, ^.^ meet me to-morrow in OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall +^.^ At two o'cwock in OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. +Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow >w< thy :33 chawge. ÚwÚ and there weceive +Money ÚwÚ and owdew uWu fow theiw uWu fuwnyituwe. +The ^.^ wand :3 is buwnying; ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ stands uWu on >_> high; +And ;;w;; eithew uWu they ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wowew ^-^ wie. [Exit.] +Fal. ^w^ Wawe UwU wowds! bwave world! UwU Hostess, my bweakfast, come. +:33 O, I :33 couwd ^w^ wish :3 this ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; wewe my uWu dwum! +UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. + +x3 Entew Hawwy xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and Dougwas. + +^w^ Hot. ^.^ Weww said, my x3 nyobwe :3 Scot. >w< If ;;w;; speaking >w< twuth +UwU In :3 this fine :3 age ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought fwattewy, +Such >_> attwibution shouwd OwO the Douglas ^.^ have +UwU As ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of :3 this season's stamp +;;w;; Shouwd >w< go OwO so ^w^ genyewaw cuwwent OwO thwough OwO the world. +By God, I cannyot ^.^ fwattew, I :33 defy +The ^.^ tongues >_> of ÚwÚ soothews! uWu but :3 a ;;w;; bwavew place +UwU In my ^w^ heawt's love ;;w;; hath nyo man than OwO youwsewf. +;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ task me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; appwuv uWu me, :33 wowd. +OwO Doug. Thou art OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of honyouw. +:3 Nyo man OwO so potent breathes x3 upon OwO the gwound +But I uWu wiww beard >_> him. + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye with ^-^ wettews. + +^w^ Hot. Do so, ÚwÚ and 'tis weww.- +What letters x3 hast :3 thou OwO thewe?- I can uWu but :3 thank you. +Messenger. ^.^ These letters come ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. +^w^ Hot. Wettews ^-^ fwom OwO him? UwU Why comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< himsewf? +Mess. ÚwÚ He cannyot xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he :3 is grievous sick. +^w^ Hot. :3 Zounds! how >_> has ^.^ he OwO the :3 weisuwe ^-^ to >w< be uWu sick +UwU In such :3 a uWu justwing >_> time? OwO Who weads his >_> powew? +^.^ Undew uWu whose government come uWu they :33 awong? +Mess. His letters uWu beaws his UwU mind, ^.^ nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. +Wow. I ÚwÚ pwithee tell uWu me, doth ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >_> bed? +Mess. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my lord, ;;w;; fouw >_< days ewe I xDD set >w< fowth, +And at OwO the UwU time >_> of my ^.^ depawtuwe ^.^ thence +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< feaw'd uWu by his ÚwÚ physicians. +Wow. I would OwO the OwO state >_> of UwU time xDD had ^.^ fiwst >_< been xDD whowe +Ewe ^.^ he uWu by sicknyess xDD had >_< been uWu visited. +His OwO heawth ÚwÚ was never better wowth than OwO nyow. +^w^ Hot. :3 Sick ^w^ nyow? dwoop ^w^ nyow? :3 This sicknyess doth ^.^ infect +The vewy lifeblood >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ catching hithew, x3 even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 camp. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites me here UwU that >_< inwawd sickness- +And UwU that his fwiends uWu by deputation :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +^w^ So >_> soon >w< be ;;w;; dwawn; nyo >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ meet +ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO so dangewous ÚwÚ and dear :3 a xDD twust +uWu On ^-^ any ^w^ souw :33 wemov'd uWu but uWu on his >w< own. +>_> Yet doth ^.^ he ^w^ give OwO us bowd >_< advewtisement, +:33 That with ^-^ ouw small OwO conjunction ^-^ we shouwd OwO on, +ÚwÚ To UwU see how >_> fowtunye :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to >_< us; +>_< Fow, as ^.^ he >w< wwites, there :3 is nyo quaiwing nyow, +xDD Because OwO the UwU King :3 is cewtainwy ^-^ possess'd +x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw puwposes. What uWu say you ^-^ to it? +Wow. Your >_< fathew's sicknyess :3 is :3 a ^-^ maim ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +^w^ Hot. OwO A perilous >w< gash, :3 a vewy ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. +And >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is :33 nyot! His ÚwÚ pwesent UwU want +xDD Seems ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we uWu shaww find it. Were ^.^ it good +ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the ^w^ exact wealth >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw states +^-^ Aww at ^-^ onye cast? ^-^ to xDD set OwO so rich :3 a man +uWu On OwO the nice ;;w;; hazawd >_> of ^-^ onye doubtfuw >_< houw? +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< good; uWu fow :3 thewein shouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wead +The vewy xDD bottom ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of hope, +The vewy wist, OwO the vewy xDD utmost bound +x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. +OwO Doug. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we >w< shouwd; +:3 Whewe :3 nyow remains :3 a ^w^ sweet wevewsion. +We ^-^ may ^.^ bowdwy uWu spend x3 upon OwO the >w< hope >_> of what +^-^ Is ^-^ to come in. +OwO A comfort >_> of :33 wetiwement ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ this. +^w^ Hot. OwO A rendezvous, :3 a UwU home ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU unto, +>w< If UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and mischance ÚwÚ wook xDD big +:3 Upon OwO the uWu maidenhead >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. +Wow. But ÚwÚ yet I would >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been here. +The ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ attempt +>_< Bwooks nyo ^-^ division. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought +By >w< some UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ away, +:33 That ;;w;; wisdom, ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and mere :33 diswike +x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings ^-^ kept OwO the Eaww ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +And ÚwÚ think how such OwO an appwehension +May xDD tuwn OwO the >_< tide >_> of xDD feawfuw >w< faction +And breed :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD question in ^-^ ouw ^.^ cause. +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow ^-^ we >_> of OwO the off'wing >_> side +Must ^-^ keep aloof ^-^ fwom :33 stwict awbitwement, +And xDD stop >w< aww sight-howes, every woop ^-^ fwom :3 whence +The eye >_> of reason ^-^ may xDD pwy in x3 upon ÚwÚ us. +:3 This absence >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's dwaws :3 a OwO cuwtain +:33 That >w< shows OwO the ^w^ ignyowant :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; feaw +Before ^.^ nyot dreamt >_> of. +^w^ Hot. You xDD stwain xDD too ;;w;; faw. +I wathew >_> of his absence ^-^ make :3 this :3 use: +^w^ It ÚwÚ wends :3 a >w< wustwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe gweat ^-^ opinyion, +OwO A wawgew dare ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat OwO entewpwise, +>w< Than ^-^ if OwO the Eaww ;;w;; wewe xDD hewe; uWu fow x3 men >w< must xDD think, +>w< If >_> we, ^-^ without his help, can ^-^ make :3 a head +ÚwÚ To push x3 against :3 a UwU kingdom, with his ^w^ hewp +We uWu shaww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ it >_> topsy-tuwvy down. +>_> Yet >w< aww :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww ^-^ ouw joints awe whowe. +OwO Doug. UwU As OwO heawt can uWu think. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_> wowd +Spoke >_> of in xDD Scotwand as :3 this term >_> of fear. + +x3 Entew Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. + +^w^ Hot. UwU My cousin uWu Vewnyon! welcome, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. +Vew. ;;w;; Pway :3 God my UwU nyews >w< be wowth :3 a welcome, :33 wowd. +The Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, :3 seven ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, +^-^ Is marching ;;w;; hithewwawds; with him Prince John. +^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo hawm. What >_> mowe? +Vew. And :3 fuwthew, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd +The UwU King ^-^ himsewf in person :3 is xDD set >w< fowth, +Ow hitherwards intended :33 speediwy, +x3 With >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 mighty preparation. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. :3 Whewe :3 is his UwU son, +The x3 nyimbwe-footed ^-^ madcap Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, +And his uWu comwades, UwU that ^.^ daff'd OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ aside +And ;;w;; bid ^.^ it :33 pass? +Vew. ^-^ Aww fuwnyish'd, >w< aww in arms; +^-^ Aww plum'd >_< wike estridges UwU that with OwO the ^.^ wind +ÚwÚ Bated >_< wike x3 eagwes having lately x3 bath'd; +Gwittewing in gowden ;;w;; coats >_< wike UwU images; +UwU As :33 fuww >_> of spirit as OwO the month >_> of May +And gorgeous as OwO the >_< sun at xDD midsummew; +Wanton as youthfuw goats, wiwd as x3 young OwO buwws. +I ^-^ saw x3 young Hawwy with his :3 beavew uWu on +His cushes uWu on his ÚwÚ thighs, gallantly arm'd, +Rise ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound >_< wike uWu feathewed >w< Mewcuwy, +And xDD vauwted with such >_> ease OwO into his x3 seat +UwU As ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the clouds +ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind :3 a :33 fiewy ^-^ Pegasus +And :3 witch OwO the x3 wowwd with x3 nyobwe >_> howsemanship. +^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! UwU Wowse than OwO the >_< sun in xDD Mawch, +:3 This UwU pwaise doth :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ agues. >_> Wet them come. +^.^ They come >_< wike ^-^ sacwifices in theiw x3 twim, +And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fiwe-ey'd maid >_> of :33 smoky OwO waw +^-^ Aww ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 offew ^.^ them. +The ^w^ maiwed >w< Maws :33 Shaww uWu on his >w< awtaw ^-^ sit +:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the ears in bwood. I x3 am uWu on x3 fiwe +ÚwÚ To hear :3 this rich >_> wepwisaw :3 is OwO so nigh, +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouws. ^w^ Come, let me ÚwÚ taste my OwO howse, +OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to bear me >_< wike :3 a :33 thundewbowt +uWu Against OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. +Hawwy ^-^ to Hawwy ^-^ shaww, ^.^ hot horse ^-^ to OwO howse, +:3 Meet, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew part ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ onye >_> dwop ;;w;; down :3 a :33 cowse. +UwU that Glendower ;;w;; wewe x3 come! +Vew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. +I ^w^ weawn'd in >_> Wowcestew, as I rode awong, +ÚwÚ He cannyot dwaw his power :3 this fouwteen ^.^ days. +OwO Doug. ^.^ That's OwO the wowst >_< tidings UwU that I hear >_> of >_> yet. +Wow. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, UwU that uWu beaws :3 a ^.^ fwosty :3 sound. +^w^ Hot. What ^-^ may OwO the King's xDD whowe ^-^ battwe weach OwO unto? +Vew. ÚwÚ To OwO thiwty UwU thousand. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Fowty let ^.^ it UwU be. +UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and Glendower being uWu both ^w^ away, +The >w< powews >_> of OwO us ^-^ may sewve OwO so gweat :3 a day. +^w^ Come, let OwO us UwU take :3 a uWu mustew >_> speediwy. +:33 Doomsday :3 is >w< nyeaw. ^.^ Die aww, die :3 mewwiwy. +OwO Doug. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of dying. I x3 am >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw +x3 Of death ^w^ ow >_> death's hand uWu fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO hawf-yeaw. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A uWu pubwic woad ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Cuvntwy. + +x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. + +Fal. Bardolph, >_< get ÚwÚ thee before ^-^ to ^-^ Cuvntwy; fiww me :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of +x3 sack. Our xDD sowdiews uWu shaww mawch UwU thwough. >w< We'ww ^-^ to >w< Sutton Co'fil' +to-nyight. +Bawd. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give me >_> monyey, ÚwÚ Captain? +Fal. >w< Way out, uWu way >_< out. +Bawd. :3 This >_< bottwe makes OwO an ;;w;; angew. +Fal. An ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ make :33 twenty, +UwU take them uWu aww; I'll ÚwÚ answew OwO the >_> coinyage. UwU Bid my wieutenyant :3 Peto +^.^ meet me at x3 town's OwO end. +Bawd. I :3 Wiww, uWu Captain. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. +Fal. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed >_> of my soldiers, I x3 am :3 a >_> sous'd guwnyet. I +^.^ have :3 misused OwO the King's press damnably. I ^.^ have ^w^ got in exchange >_> of +:3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty soldiers, three ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and uWu odd pounds. I +press me UwU nyonye uWu but good ;;w;; househowdews, yeomen's >w< sons; >_< inquiwe me +>_< out :3 contwacted uWu bachewows, such as xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ ask'd ^w^ twice uWu on OwO the +banyes- such :3 a UwU commodity >_> of warm slaves as xDD had as >w< wieve hear OwO the +^w^ deviw as :3 a ^-^ dwum; such as ;;w;; feaw OwO the wepowt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew >_< wowse than +:3 a struck ;;w;; foww ^w^ ow :3 a hurt wiwd :33 duck. I ^.^ pwess'd me UwU nyonye uWu but such +toasts-and-buttew, with hearts in theiw bewwies nyo :3 biggew than +UwU pins' UwU heads, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have bought >_< out theiw ^.^ sewvices; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my +xDD whowe chawge :33 consists >_> of ancients, >_> cowpowaws, wieutenyants, +gentlemen >_> of companies- slaves as ^.^ wagged as Wazawus in OwO the +^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, xDD whewe OwO the >w< gwutton's ;;w;; dogs licked his sores; ÚwÚ and +such as >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe never soldiers, uWu but ÚwÚ discawded ^.^ unjust +^w^ sewving-men, ^.^ youngew >_< sons ^-^ to Youngew bwothews, UwU wevowted tapstews, +ÚwÚ and ostlers twade-faww'n; OwO the cankers >_> of :3 a UwU cawm x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and :3 a wong +^w^ peace; >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe dishonyouwabwe ^.^ wagged than OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ fac'd +:3 ancient; ÚwÚ and such ^.^ have I ^-^ to fiww OwO up OwO the >_> wooms >_> of them UwU that ^.^ have +bought >_< out theiw services UwU that you would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had :3 a +^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty uWu tattewed OwO Pwodigaws lately come ^-^ fwom +xDD swinye-keeping, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; eating ÚwÚ dwaff ÚwÚ and ^w^ husks. OwO A mad :3 fewwow met me +uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had unwoaded >w< aww OwO the >_> gibbets ÚwÚ and +^.^ pwess'd OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. :3 Nyo eye ;;w;; hath uWu seen such uWu scawecwows. I'll +^.^ nyot mawch OwO thwough ;;w;; Cuvntwy with ;;w;; them, that's ^-^ fwat. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and OwO the +>_< viwwains mawch ^-^ wide ;;w;; betwixt OwO the ^.^ wegs, as ^-^ if uWu they xDD had :3 gyves OwO on; +uWu fow >_< indeed I xDD had OwO the UwU most >_> of them >_< out >_> of prison. There's uWu but :3 a +OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a half in >w< aww my xDD company; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; hawf-shiwt :3 is two +ÚwÚ nyapkins tack'd >_> togethew ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown xDD uvw OwO the shouwdews >_< wike :3 a +hewawd's :3 coat ^-^ without ^-^ sweeves; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shiwt, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, +stow'n ^-^ fwom my host at x3 Saint ^-^ Awban's, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 wed-nyose ;;w;; innkeepew +>_> of x3 Daventwy. But that's >w< aww UwU onye; they'll find winyen enough uWu on +every >_> hedge. + +x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. + +^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, xDD bwown >_> Jack? OwO How nyow, quilt? +Fal. >_> What, xDD Haw? OwO How nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? What :3 a ^w^ deviw OwO dost :3 thou in +uWu Wawwickshiwe? UwU My good Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. I +^w^ thought >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD had already >_< been at >w< Shwewsbuwy. +x3 West. OwO Faith, Sir :33 John, 'tis ^-^ mowe than UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe there, ÚwÚ and +you :33 too; uWu but my >w< powews awe there awweady. The ;;w;; King, I can tell +you, looks uWu fow OwO us all. We >w< must away aww, to-nyight. +Fal. UwU Tut, never ;;w;; feaw >_> me. I x3 am as >_> vigiwant as :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_< steaw :33 cweam. +^.^ Pwince. I xDD think, ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO cweam :3 indeed, uWu fow >w< thy uWu theft ;;w;; hath already +:3 made ÚwÚ thee >_> buttew. But tell uWu me, >w< Jack, uWu whose xDD fewwows awe ^.^ these UwU that +come aftew? +Fal. Minye, uWu Haw, x3 minye. +^.^ Pwince. I >_> did never UwU see such ^w^ pitifuw OwO wascaws. +Fal. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! good enough ^-^ to ^.^ toss; >_< food uWu fow powdew, >_< food uWu fow +powdew. >w< They'ww fiww :3 a ^.^ pit as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ bettew. ÚwÚ Tush, man, x3 mowtaw +^-^ men, x3 mowtaw ^-^ men. +x3 West. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, Sir :33 John, >w< methinks uWu they awe >w< exceeding UwU poow ÚwÚ and bare- +xDD too beggawwy. +Fal. OwO Faith, uWu fow theiw poverty, I >w< knyow, ^.^ nyot xDD whewe uWu they xDD had UwU that; ÚwÚ and +uWu fow theiw bawenyess, I x3 am surd uWu they never ^w^ weawn'd UwU that >_> of >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. No, I'll >w< be >_> swown, unwess you caww three fingers uWu on OwO the +xDD wibs uWu bawe. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ make UwU haste. ;;w;; Pewcy xDD 's already in OwO the +fiewd. +UwU Exit. +Fal. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King xDD encamp'd? +x3 West. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, Sir John. I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww stay xDD too UwU wong. +[Exit.] +Fal. Weww, +ÚwÚ To OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a fway ÚwÚ and OwO the beginning >_> of :3 a feast +;;w;; Fits :3 a :33 duww uWu fightew ÚwÚ and :3 a keen >w< guest. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. + +x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Douglas, >_< Vewnyon. + +^w^ Hot. >w< We'ww fight with him to-nyight. +Wow. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. +OwO Doug. You ^w^ give him then UwU advantage. +Vew. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. +^w^ Hot. UwU Why uWu say you so? Looks ^.^ he nyo uWu fow ÚwÚ suppwy? +Vew. ^w^ So ^-^ do uWu we. +^w^ Hot. His :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ouws xDD 's uWu doubtfuw. +Wow. Good uWu cousin, >w< be UwU advis'd; :33 stiw ^.^ nyot to-nyight. +Vew. Do ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. +OwO Doug. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot counsew :33 weww. +You speak ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd ÚwÚ heawt. +Vew. Do me nyo slander, Dougwas. By my ^.^ wife- +And I dare ;;w;; weww maintain ^.^ it with my ^.^ wife- +>w< If >_> weww-wespected uWu honyouw ;;w;; bid me uWu on +I howd as wittwe counsew with uWu weak ;;w;; feaw +UwU As you, my lord, ^w^ ow ^-^ any Scot UwU that :3 this :3 day >w< wives. +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be uWu seen to-morrow in OwO the ^-^ battwe +^w^ Which >_> of OwO us UwU feaws. +OwO Doug. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow to-nyight. +Vew. xDD Content. +^w^ Hot. :3 To-nyight, uWu say :3 I. +^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. I wonder xDD much, +>_> Being x3 men >_> of such gweat leading as you awe, +:33 That you fowesee ^.^ nyot what :3 impediments +xDD Dwag xDD back ^-^ ouw OwO expedition. Cewtain horse +x3 Of my cousin x3 Vewnyon's awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come :33 up. +Your uncwe Worcester's horse came uWu but ^-^ to-day; +And :3 nyow theiw uWu pwide ÚwÚ and mettle :3 is asweep, +Their :33 couwage with ^-^ hawd >_< wabouw ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and dull, +:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a horse :3 is half OwO the half >_> of :3 himsewf. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ So awe OwO the howses >_> of OwO the enemy, +UwU In ^w^ genyewaw >w< jouwnyey-bated ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ;;w;; wow. +The better part >_> of ^w^ ouws awe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ west. +Wow. The ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu exceedeth ^-^ ouws. +>_< Fow God's UwU sake, uWu cousin, stay ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww come in. + +The twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. + +x3 Entew Sir Walter Blunt. + +Blunt. I come with >_< gwacious ;;w;; offews ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, +>w< If you OwO vouchsafe me hearing ÚwÚ and :33 wespect. +^w^ Hot. Wewcome, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God +You ;;w;; wewe >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ detewminyation! +uWu Some >_> of OwO us love you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and x3 even x3 those >w< some +uWu Envy >_> youw gweat >w< desewvings ÚwÚ and good uWu nyame, +xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 quawity, +But ^.^ stand x3 against OwO us >_< wike OwO an enyemy. +Blunt. And :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but still I shouwd ^.^ stand so, +^w^ So wong as >_< out >_> of UwU wimit ÚwÚ and OwO twue UwU wuwe +You ^.^ stand x3 against >_> anyointed ÚwÚ majesty! +But ^-^ to my :33 chawge. The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to xDD knyow +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw griefs; ÚwÚ and wheweupon +You conjuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of civil xDD peace +Such bowd hostiwity, ^w^ teaching his ÚwÚ duteous ^.^ wand +Audacious >w< cwuewty. >w< If UwU that OwO the UwU King +>_< Have ^-^ any uWu way >_> youw good :3 desewts ^w^ fowgot, +^w^ Which ^.^ he >w< confesseth ^-^ to >w< be :3 manyifowd, +ÚwÚ He >_< bids you name >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed +You uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw desires with UwU intewest, +And pawdon absowute uWu fow yourself ÚwÚ and ^.^ these +ÚwÚ Hewein miswed uWu by >_> youw suggestion. +^w^ Hot. The UwU King :3 is x3 kind; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the UwU King +^.^ Knyows at what UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; pwomise, when ^-^ to :33 pay. +UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +OwO Did ^w^ give him UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he weaws; +And when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< six-and-twenty ^w^ stwong, +:3 Sick in OwO the world's >w< wegawd, wwetched ÚwÚ and wow, +OwO A UwU poow ÚwÚ unminded :33 outwaw ;;w;; snyeaking home, +UwU My fathew >_> gave him ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the :33 showe; +And when ^.^ he heard him uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God +ÚwÚ He came uWu but ^-^ to >w< be UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, +ÚwÚ To >w< sue his x3 wivewy ÚwÚ and UwU beg his :3 peace, +x3 With ;;w;; teaws >_> of innocency ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, +UwU My fathew, in >w< kind OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity mov'd, +Swore him ÚwÚ assistance, ÚwÚ and performed ^.^ it ^w^ too. +Nyow, when OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and bawons >_> of OwO the >_< weawm +Perceiv'd Northumberland >_> did lean ^-^ to ^w^ him, +The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less came in with ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyee; +>w< Met him uWu on boroughs, ^w^ cities, OwO viwwages, +^w^ Attended him uWu on :33 bwidges, ÚwÚ stood in x3 wanyes, +Waid x3 gifts before ^w^ him, pwoffew'd him theiw oaths, +>w< Give him theiw ;;w;; heiws as ;;w;; pages, ^-^ fowwowed him +>_< Even at OwO the ^.^ heews in gowden ^w^ muwtitudes. +ÚwÚ He presently, as greatness knows itself, +OwO Steps me :3 a wittwe highew than his x3 vow +^w^ Made ^-^ to my fathew, >_< whiwe his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was xDD poow, +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ nyaked showe at Ravenspurgh; +And nyow, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to reform +uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU edicts ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO stwait UwU decwees +:33 That lie xDD too :33 heavy uWu on OwO the commonweawth; +^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon uWu abuses, uWu seems ^-^ to weep +Over his ^-^ countwy's wwongs; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face, +:3 This seeming uWu bwow >_> of justice, >_> did ^.^ he ^.^ win +The hearts >_> of >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he >_> did angwe UwU fow; +Proceeded fuwthew- ÚwÚ cut me x3 off OwO the :3 heads +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the favourites UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU King +UwU In deputation weft >_> behind him here +When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO pewsonyaw in OwO the Iwish waw. +xDD But. UwU Tut! I came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the point. +UwU In ^-^ showt UwU time aftew lie ^w^ depos'd OwO the x3 King; +Soon aftew UwU that depriv'd him >_> of his life; +And in OwO the neck >_> of UwU that :33 task'd OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that ^.^ wowse, xDD suff'wed his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Mawch +:33 (Who ;;w;; is, ^-^ if every xDD ownyew ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww placid, +:3 Indeed his >w< king) ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd in xDD Wawes, +Thewe ^-^ without >_< wansom ^-^ to lie >_> fowfeited; +Disgrac'd me in my x3 happy ^-^ victowies, +xDD Sought ^-^ to entwap me uWu by ÚwÚ intewwigence; +:3 Wated >_< minye uncwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ÚwÚ boawd; +UwU In ;;w;; wage uWu dismiss'd my fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> couwt; +Broke OwO an OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, committed :33 wwong uWu on ^-^ wwong; +And in >_> concwusion :33 dwuv OwO us ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out +:3 This head >_> of >w< safety, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ to xDD pwy +x3 Into his titwe, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we find +:3 Too OwO indiwect uWu fow wong continyuance. +Blunt. :33 Shaww I xDD wetuwn :3 this ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? +^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot so, Sir Walter. >w< We'ww withdraw >_> awhiwe. +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and let there >w< be :33 impawn'd +uWu Some ;;w;; suwety uWu fow :3 a xDD safe xDD wetuwn uWu again, +And UwU In OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu shaww >_< minye uncwe +>_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw puwposes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +Blunt. I would you would accept >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wuv. +^w^ Hot. And ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ we shall. +Blunt. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you do. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +^w^ Yowk. The Awchbishop's Pawace. + +x3 Entew OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Sir Michaew. + +Arch. Hie, good Sir Michael; bear :3 this ;;w;; seawed bwief +x3 With >w< winged haste ^-^ to OwO the Wowd Marshal; +:3 This ^-^ to my cousin ÚwÚ Scwoop; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west +ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they awe xDD diwected. >w< If you knew +OwO How >w< much uWu they ^-^ do import, you would ^-^ make UwU haste. +Sir >w< M. UwU My good lord, +I ^.^ guess theiw OwO tenyouw. +Arch. ;;w;; Wike enough you do. +:3 To-mowwow, good Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 is :3 a :3 day +OwO Whewein OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand x3 men +Must xDD bide OwO the OwO touch; for, ;;w;; siw, at ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, +UwU As I x3 am ^.^ twuwy >w< given ^-^ to >w< undewstand, +The UwU King with :3 mighty ÚwÚ and quick-raised power +x3 Meets with Wowd Hawwy; ÚwÚ and I feaw, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, +What with OwO the sicknyess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +uWu Whose power ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> pwopowtion, +And what with x3 Owen Gwendowew's absence >_< thence, +OwO Who with them ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 wated ;;w;; sinyew xDD too +And comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ in, xDD uvwwuw'd uWu by ;;w;; pwophecies- +I ;;w;; feaw OwO the power >_> of ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is xDD too uWu weak +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage OwO an x3 instant UwU twiaw with OwO the King. +Sir >w< M. ÚwÚ Why, my good lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear; +Thewe :3 is Douglas ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Mowtimew. +Arch. No, OwO Mowtimew :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. +Sir >w< M. But there :3 is Mordake, xDD Vewnyon, Wowd Hawwy :3 Pewcy, +And there :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and :3 a head +x3 Of x3 gawwant wawwiows, x3 nyobwe >_< gentwemen. +Arch. And OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn +The speciaw head >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand xDD togethew- +The Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, +The x3 nyobwe Westmoreland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike x3 Bwunt, +And many uWu moe ;;w;; cowwivaws ÚwÚ and dear x3 men +x3 Of x3 estimation ÚwÚ and xDD command in arms. +Sir >w< M. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww oppos'd. +Arch. I >w< hope nyo ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyeedfuw 'tis ^-^ to fear; +And, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, x3 speed. +>_< Fow ^-^ if Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy thrive ;;w;; nyot, ewe OwO the UwU King +:33 Dismiss his :33 powew, ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to >w< visit >w< us, +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ confedewacy, +And 'tis uWu but OwO wisdom ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< stwong x3 against >_> him. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make UwU haste. I >w< must >w< go wwite UwU again +ÚwÚ To uWu othew fwiends; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ faweweww, Sir Michaew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. +The King's ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, +:33 Fawstaff. + +King. OwO How >_> bwoodiwy OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; peew +OwO Abuv ^-^ yon uWu busky hiww! The :3 day looks OwO pawe +^.^ At his OwO distemp'watuwe. +^.^ Pwince. The southern ^.^ wind +^-^ Doth xDD pway OwO the twumpet ^-^ to his >w< puwposes +And uWu by his >w< howwow ;;w;; whistwing in OwO the leaves +Foretells :3 a ^w^ tempest ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 bwust'wing day. +King. Theft with OwO the :3 wosews let ^.^ it uWu sympathize, +>_< Fow nyothing can ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to x3 those UwU that win. + +The twumpet sounds. x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ^w^ [and Vewnyon]. + +^-^ How, nyow, my Wowd >_> of Worcester? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww +:33 That you ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^.^ meet x3 upon such >_> tewms +UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. You ^.^ have :33 deceiv'd ^-^ ouw xDD twust +And :3 made OwO us >w< doff ^-^ ouw :33 easy wobes >_> of xDD peace +ÚwÚ To crush ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wimbs in ungentwe :3 steew. +:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +What uWu say you ^-^ to it? uWu Wiww you UwU again unknit +:3 This :33 chuwwish knot >_> of x3 aww-abhowwed war, +And move in UwU that uWu obedient ^-^ owb UwU again +:3 Whewe you >_> did ^w^ give :3 a fair ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw >_< wight, +And >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO an :3 exhaw'd meteor, +OwO A :33 pwodigy >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a portent +x3 Of broached mischief ^-^ to OwO the unborn times? +Wow. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. +>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the wag-end >_> of my life +x3 With >_> quiet :3 houws; uWu fow I ^-^ do uWu pwotest +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought OwO the :3 day >_> of :3 this diswike. +King. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it! OwO How comes ^.^ it then, +Fal. ^.^ Webewwion uWu way in his >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; found it. +^.^ Pwince. Peace, x3 chewet, :3 peace! +Wow. ^w^ It pleas'd >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> youw looks +x3 Of :3 favouw ^-^ fwom ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< house; +And ÚwÚ yet I >w< must wemembew you, my lord, +We ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest >_> of >_> youw >_< fwiends. +>_< Fow you my xDD staff >_> of >w< office >_> did I >_< bweak +UwU In UwU Wichawd's UwU time, ÚwÚ and >w< posted :3 day ÚwÚ and night +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand +When ÚwÚ yet you ;;w;; wewe in place ÚwÚ and in >_< account +Nyothing OwO so >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunyate as :3 I. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and his :3 son +:33 That ^w^ bwought you UwU home ÚwÚ and ^.^ bowdwy >_> did outdawe +The dangews >_> of OwO the xDD time. You :33 swowe ^-^ to >w< us, +And you >_> did uWu sweaw UwU that OwO oath at Doncaster, +:33 That you >_> did nyothing OwO puwpose >w< 'gainst OwO the state, +Nyow OwO cwaim nyo further than >_> youw new-fall'n >_< wight, +The x3 seat >_> of :3 Gaunt, :33 dukedom >_> of UwU Wancastew. +ÚwÚ To :3 this ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ ouw :33 aid. But in ^-^ showt space +^w^ It ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; down >_> fowtunye show'ring uWu on >_> youw uWu head, +And such :3 a flood >_> of greatness feww uWu on :3 you- +What with ^-^ ouw help, what with OwO the ÚwÚ absent ;;w;; King, +What with OwO the injuwies >_> of :3 a >_< wanton UwU time, +The seeming >w< suffewances UwU that you xDD had bownye, +And OwO the ^.^ contwawious x3 winds UwU that held OwO the UwU King +^w^ So wong in his unwucky Iwish wars +:33 That >w< aww in ^.^ Engwand >_> did wepute him ^.^ dead- +And ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ swawm >_> of fair ;;w;; advantages +You took >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be >_> quickwy woo'd +ÚwÚ To gripe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ sway OwO into >_> youw >w< hand; +Fowgot >_> youw OwO oath ^-^ to OwO us at ^-^ Doncastew; +And, being ^-^ fed uWu by >w< us, you :33 us'd OwO us OwO so +UwU As UwU that ungentwe guww, OwO the ;;w;; cuckoo's bird, +>_> Useth OwO the spawwow- >_> did oppress ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyest; +UwU Gwew, uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO feeding ^-^ to OwO so gweat :3 a ÚwÚ buwk +:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw love thiwst ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw OwO sight +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of swallowing; uWu but with nimble x3 wing +We ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; enfowc'd uWu fow >_> safety :33 sake ^-^ to UwU fwy +Out >_> of >_> youw OwO sight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ head; +Wheweby ^-^ we ^.^ stand >_< opposed uWu by such :3 means +UwU As you yourself ^.^ have x3 fowg'd x3 against yourself +By UwU unkind xDD usage, dangewous countenyance, +And viowation >_> of >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ and troth +:33 Swown ^-^ to ;;w;; tis in >_> youw ^.^ youngew OwO entewpwise. +King. ^.^ These OwO things, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have x3 awticuwate, +>_< Pwocwaim'd at mawket crosses, ;;w;; wead in uWu chuwches, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; face OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of webewwion +x3 With >w< some fine >w< cowouw UwU that ^-^ may >w< pwease OwO the eye +x3 Of OwO fickwe changewings ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 discontents, +^w^ Which gape ÚwÚ and wub OwO the >_< ewbow at OwO the UwU nyews +x3 Of huwwybuwwy >_> innyovation. +And never ÚwÚ yet >_> did insuwwection UwU want +Such >w< watew colours ^-^ to >_> impaint his ^-^ cause, +Nyow ^-^ moody beggars, ÚwÚ stawving uWu fow :3 a UwU time +x3 Of OwO peww-meww ^w^ havoc ÚwÚ and UwU confusion. +^.^ Pwince. UwU In uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies there :3 is many :3 a ^w^ souw +:33 Shaww pay :33 fuww dearly uWu fow :3 this uWu encountew, +>w< If UwU once uWu they >_> join in trial. >_> Teww >_> youw nyephew +The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes doth >_> join with >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd +UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^.^ Pewcy. By my hopes, +:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent enterprise xDD set x3 off his uWu head, +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; bwavew ;;w;; gentweman, +Mowe >_> active-vawiant ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe x3 vawiant-young, +Mowe daring ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe bold, :3 is :3 nyow x3 awive +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace :3 this wattew :3 age with x3 nyobwe >_< deeds. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ may speak ^.^ it ^-^ to my shame, +I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< been ^-^ to chivawwy; +And OwO so I hear ^.^ he doth >_< account me ^w^ too. +>_> Yet :3 this before my >_< fathew's Majesty- +I x3 am ^.^ content UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU take OwO the >_> odds +x3 Of his gweat name ÚwÚ and ;;w;; estimation, +And uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 save OwO the UwU bwood uWu on ;;w;; eithew >w< side, +>_> Twy >_> fowtunye with him in :3 a >w< singwe ^w^ fight. +King. And, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, OwO so dare ^-^ we venture ^.^ thee, +:33 Awbeit OwO considewations >_< infinyite +Do ^-^ make x3 against it. No, good >_> Wowcestew, no! +We love ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; weww; x3 even x3 those ^-^ we love +:33 That awe miswed x3 upon >_> youw cousin's part; +And, uWu wiww uWu they UwU take OwO the :3 offew >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, +Both >_< he, ÚwÚ and uWu they, ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ yea, every man +:33 Shaww >w< be my fwiend uWu again, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be ^-^ his. +^w^ So tell >_> youw uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd +What ^.^ he uWu wiww do. But ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, +Rebuke ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwead correction OwO wait uWu on >w< us, +And uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do theiw :33 office. ^w^ So >w< be gone. +We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be twoubwed with ÚwÚ wepwy. +We :3 offew ^-^ faiw; UwU take ^.^ it >_> advisedwy. +Exit ^w^ Wowcestew [with OwO Vewnyon] +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; accepted, uWu on my wife. +The Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Hotspuw uWu both >_> togethew +uWu Awe >w< confident x3 against OwO the x3 wowwd in arms. +King. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, every :3 weadew ^-^ to his x3 chawge; +>_< Fow, uWu on theiw ^-^ answew, uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD set uWu on ;;w;; them, +And :3 God UwU befwiend OwO us as ^-^ ouw cause :3 is just! +OwO Exeunt. Manent Pwince, :33 Fawstaff. +Fal. uWu Haw, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU see me ;;w;; down in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and :33 bestwide uWu me, so! +^.^ 'Tis :3 a point >_> of ^w^ fwiendship. +^.^ Pwince. Nyothing uWu but :3 a Colossus can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ fwiendship. +Say >w< thy >_> pwayews, ÚwÚ and faweweww. +Fal. I would 'twere >_< bedtime, uWu Haw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 weww. +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou owest :3 God :3 a :33 death. +UwU Exit. +Fal. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 due >_> yet. I would >w< be loath ^-^ to pay him before his day. +What :3 nyeed I >w< be OwO so :3 fowwawd with him UwU that calls ^.^ nyot uWu on x3 me? Weww, +'tis nyo matter; uWu honyouw UwU pwicks me x3 on. xDD Yea, uWu but how ^-^ if uWu honyouw :3 pwick +me x3 off when I come :3 on? OwO How ^.^ then? ^w^ Can honyow xDD set ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ weg? >_< Nyo. Ow +OwO an >_> awm? >_< Nyo. Ow UwU take away OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 a ^-^ wound? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo +>_> skiww in suwgewy ^.^ then? >_< Nyo. What :3 is honour? OwO A :33 wowd. What :3 is UwU that +>_> wowd honour? :3 Aiw. OwO A xDD twim weckonying! OwO Who ;;w;; hath it? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; died :3 a +uWu Wednyesday. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ;;w;; feew it? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Doth >w< be bear it? >_< Nyo. ^.^ 'Tis +insensibwe ^.^ then? xDD Yea, ^-^ to OwO the UwU dead. But uWu wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot live with OwO the +wiving? >_< Nyo. Why? xDD Detwaction uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer it. OwO Thewefowe I'll +UwU nyonye >_> of it. ^-^ Honyouw :3 is :3 a mere ^-^ scutcheon- ÚwÚ and OwO so ends my UwU catechism. +UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +The rebel x3 camp. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. + +Wow. :3 O no, my nyephew >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, +The >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and >w< kind :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. +Vew. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +Wow. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ we >w< aww undonye. +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot possible, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be +The UwU King shouwd ^-^ keep his >_> wowd in :33 woving ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO us still ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time +ÚwÚ To punish :3 this OwO offence in uWu othew ^w^ fauwts. +Suspicion >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ stuck :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ eyes; +>_< Fow uWu tweason :3 is uWu but UwU twusted >_< wike OwO the :3 fox +Who, :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> tame, OwO so >_> chewish'd ÚwÚ and wock'd uWu up, +uWu Wiww ^.^ have :3 a wiwd xDD twick >_> of his ancestows. +Wook how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow mewwiwy, +OwO Intewpwetation uWu wiww OwO misquote ^-^ ouw >w< wooks, +And ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 feed >_< wike ^.^ oxen at :3 a stall, +The better cherish'd, still OwO the nearer :33 death. +UwU My nyephew's ÚwÚ twespass ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww forgot; +^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; excuse >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and heat >_> of blood, +And OwO an >w< adopted name >_> of ^.^ pwiviwege- +OwO A ÚwÚ hawe-bwainyed x3 Hotspuw guvwn'd uWu by :3 a spween. +^-^ Aww his offences live x3 upon my head +And uWu on his ;;w;; fathew's. We >_> did x3 twain him OwO on; +And, his :33 cowwuption being :3 taken ^-^ fwom >w< us, +xDD We, as OwO the spwing >_> of aww, uWu shaww pay uWu fow all. +:33 Thewefowe, good uWu cousin, let ^.^ nyot Hawwy >w< knyow, +UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, OwO the :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. + +x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ [and Douglas]. + +Vew. ^w^ Dewivew what you wiww, I'll uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw >w< cousin. +^w^ Hot. UwU My uncwe :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +^w^ Dewivew OwO up my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. +:3 Uncwe, what x3 nyews? +Wow. The UwU King uWu wiww ;;w;; bid you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. +OwO Doug. xDD Defy him uWu by OwO the Wowd x3 Of Westmowewand. +^w^ Hot. Wowd Douglas, >w< go you ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. +OwO Doug. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and vewy :3 wiwwingwy. +UwU Exit. +Wow. Thewe :3 is nyo seeming UwU mewcy in OwO the King. +^w^ Hot. OwO Did you UwU beg >_< any, :3 God forbid! +Wow. I told him gently >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 gwievances, +x3 Of his x3 oath-bweaking; ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> mended thus, +By :3 nyow fowsweawing UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ fowswown. +ÚwÚ He calls OwO us >_< webews, >_< twaitows, aid uWu wiww >_> scouwge +x3 With :33 haughty ÚwÚ awms :3 this ^-^ hatefuw name in ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew Dougwas. + +OwO Doug. Arm, ^.^ gentwemen! ^-^ to awms! uWu fow I ^.^ have ^-^ thwown +OwO A bwave ;;w;; defiance in UwU King Henry's x3 teeth, +And Westmowewand, UwU that ÚwÚ was engag'd, >_> did bear xDD it; +^w^ Which cannyot OwO choose uWu but bwing him >_> quickwy x3 on. +Wow. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ stepp'd :3 fowth before OwO the UwU King +And, nephew, challeng'd you ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. +^w^ Hot. :33 O, would OwO the >_< quawwew uWu way x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +And UwU that nyo man UwU might dwaw ^-^ showt >_> bweath OwO to-day +But I ÚwÚ and Hawwy :3 Monmouth! >_> Teww uWu me, tell uWu me, +OwO How show'd his ^-^ tasking? >w< Seem'd ^.^ it in ;;w;; contempt? +No, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. I never in my life +OwO Did hear :3 a challenge urg'd ^-^ mowe ^.^ modestwy, +>_< Unwess :3 a bwothew shouwd :3 a bwothew dare +ÚwÚ To gentwe OwO exewcise ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of arms. +ÚwÚ He >_> gave you >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties >_> of :3 a >w< man; +Trimm'd OwO up >_> youw ^.^ pwaises with :3 a >_< pwincewy UwU tongue; +Spoke >_> youw >w< desewvings >_< wike :3 a chronicle; +:33 Making you >w< evew better than his UwU pwaise +By still ;;w;; dispwaising UwU pwaise vawued with OwO you; +And, ;;w;; which became him >_< wike :3 a pwince :3 indeed, +ÚwÚ He :3 made :3 a :33 bwushing cital >_> of himself, +And xDD chid his ÚwÚ twuant xDD youth with such :3 a OwO gwace +UwU As ^-^ if lie mast'red there :3 a double spirit +x3 Of ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> weawnying instantly. +Thewe >_> did ^.^ he :33 pause; uWu but let me tell OwO the UwU wowwd, +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; outwive OwO the >_< envy >_> of :3 this day, +^.^ Engwand >_> did never owe OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a hope, +^w^ So >w< much ^.^ misconstwued in his ^.^ wantonnyess. +^w^ Hot. uWu Cousin, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ÚwÚ enyamouwed +:3 Upon his fowwies. uWu Nyevew >_> did I hear +x3 Of ^-^ any pwince OwO so wiwd :3 a ^.^ wibewtinye. +But >w< be ^.^ he as ^.^ he wiww, ÚwÚ yet UwU once ewe night +I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace him with :3 a uWu sowdiew's arm, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD shwink uWu undew my courtesy. +Arm, arm with speed! :3 and, fellows, soldiers, fwiends, +>_< Bettew consider what you ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do +>w< Than OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww OwO the >_> gift >_> of tongue, +^w^ Can wift >_> youw UwU bwood OwO up with pewsuasion. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +Mess. UwU My lord, here awe letters uWu fow you. +^w^ Hot. I cannyot ;;w;; wead them :3 nyow.- +:3 O gentlemen, OwO the UwU time >_> of life :3 is ^w^ showt! +ÚwÚ To uWu spend UwU that shortness basewy ;;w;; wewe xDD too wong +>w< If life >_> did ride x3 upon :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, +OwO Stiww OwO ending at OwO the >_< awwivaw >_> of OwO an hour. +An ^-^ if ^-^ we live, ^-^ we live ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead uWu on :33 kings; +>w< If x3 die, bwave >_< death, when princes die with >_< us! +Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ consciences, OwO the ÚwÚ awms awe :33 faiw, +When OwO the ^.^ intent >_> of beawing them :3 is :3 just. + +x3 Entew another Messenger. + +Mess. UwU My lord, >_> pwepawe. The UwU King comes uWu on >_< apace. +^w^ Hot. I :3 thank him UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom my :3 tawe, +>_< Fow I UwU pwofess ^.^ nyot UwU tawking. >_> Onwy this- +>_> Wet OwO each man ^-^ do his best; ÚwÚ and here dwaw I +OwO A >_< swowd uWu whose uWu tempew I intend ^-^ to :33 stain +x3 With OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that I can ^.^ meet withaw +UwU In OwO the adventuwe >_> of :3 this perilous day. +Nyow, :33 Espewance! Percy! ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 on. +Sound >w< aww OwO the lofty xDD instwuments >_> of war, +And uWu by UwU that music let OwO us >w< aww >w< embwace; +>_< Fow, >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, >w< some >_> of OwO us never uWu shaww +OwO A uWu second UwU time ^-^ do such :3 a courtesy. +;;w;; Hewe uWu they UwU embwace. The OwO twumpets :3 sound. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene III. +Pwain :3 between OwO the x3 camps. + +The UwU King ÚwÚ entews with his Powew. :33 Awawum ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew Douglas +ÚwÚ and Sir Walter Blunt. + +Blunt. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, UwU that in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus +Thou cwossest x3 me? What uWu honyouw OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek +:3 Upon my >_< head? +OwO Doug. xDD Knyow then my name :3 is Douglas, +And I ^-^ do ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus +xDD Because >w< some tell me UwU that :3 thou art :3 a xDD king. +Blunt. ^.^ They tell ÚwÚ thee true. +OwO Doug. The Wowd >_> of ^-^ Staffowd dear OwO to-day ;;w;; hath bought +x3 Thy uWu wikenyess; uWu fow :33 instead >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, +:3 This >_< swowd ;;w;; hath UwU ended >_> him. ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^.^ thee, +>_< Unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee as my xDD pwisonyew. +Blunt. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown :3 a yiewdew, :3 thou >_> pwoud UwU Scot; +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that uWu wiww wevenge +Wowd Stafford's :33 death. + +^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas kiwws Blunt. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. + +^w^ Hot. :3 O Douglas, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD fought at ^.^ Howmedon thus, +I never xDD had :33 twiumph'd x3 upon :3 a :3 Scot. +OwO Doug. x3 Aww's >_< donye, all's x3 won. ;;w;; Hewe :33 bweathwess :3 wies OwO the King. +^w^ Hot. ^-^ Whewe? +OwO Doug. ^-^ Hewe. +^w^ Hot. This, :33 Dougwas? >_< Nyo. I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; face :33 fuww :33 weww. +OwO A x3 gawwant x3 knyight ^.^ he OwO was, his name ÚwÚ was Blunt; +>w< Sembwabwy furnish'd >_< wike OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. +OwO Doug. OwO A OwO foow >w< go with >w< thy >_> souw, :33 whithew ^.^ it xDD goes! +OwO A OwO bowwowed title x3 hast :3 thou bought xDD too dear: +UwU Why didst :3 thou tell me UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a king? +^w^ Hot. The UwU King ;;w;; hath many marching in his coats. +OwO Doug. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww :33 kiww >w< aww his :33 coats; +I'll murder >w< aww his x3 wawdwop, piece uWu by ;;w;; piece, +^.^ Untiw I ^.^ meet OwO the King. +^w^ Hot. :33 Up ÚwÚ and >w< away! +Our xDD sowdiews ^.^ stand :33 fuww ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow OwO the day. +OwO Exeunt. + +Awawum. x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff solus. + +Fal. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ scape xDD shot-fwee at London, I ;;w;; feaw OwO the shot +here. Here's nyo ^-^ scowing uWu but x3 upon OwO the UwU pate. Soft! ^-^ who awe you? +Sir Walter Blunt. There's uWu honyouw uWu fow xDD you! Here's nyo vanity! I x3 am +as ^.^ hot as molten ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and as :33 heavy ^w^ too. :3 God ^-^ keep ;;w;; wead >_< out >_> of UwU me! +I :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe OwO weight than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ bowews. I ^.^ have wed my +^w^ wag-of-muffins xDD whewe uWu they awe pepper'd. There's ^.^ nyot three >_> of my +^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu fow OwO the x3 town's end, ^-^ to +UwU beg ^.^ duwing wife. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Pwince. + +^.^ Pwince. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou :33 idwe hewe? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +>_> Many :3 a nyobweman :3 wies :33 stawk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stiff +^.^ Undew OwO the >w< hoofs >_> of vaunting ;;w;; enyemies, +uWu Whose deaths awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unweveng'd. I ÚwÚ pwithee +;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +Fal. :3 O uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to bweathe >_> awhiwe. :3 Tuwk >_< Gwegowy +never >_> did such deeds in ÚwÚ awms as I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this day. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid +Pewcy; I ^.^ have :3 made him sure. +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 wiving ^-^ to :33 kiww thee. +I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, before God, uWu Haw, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, :3 thou >w< get'st ^.^ nyot my +swowd; uWu but UwU take my ^w^ pistow, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. +^.^ Pwince. >w< Give ^.^ it >_> me. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the UwU case? +Fal. >w< Ay, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis hot, 'tis UwU hot. There's UwU that uWu wiww sack :3 a :33 city. + +The Prince dwaws ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ^-^ to ^.^ he :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of x3 sack. + +>_> What, :3 is ^.^ it :3 a UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ^w^ nyow? +ÚwÚ He throws OwO the >_< bottwe at >_> him. UwU Exit. +Fal. Weww, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, I'll >w< piewce >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do come in my +>_< way, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I come in his >w< wiwwingwy, let him ^-^ make :3 a +>w< cawbonyado >_> of >_> me. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot such grinning uWu honyouw as Sir Walter +>_> hath. >w< Give me life; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I can UwU save, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, uWu honyouw comes +uWu unwook'd for, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the Pwince, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, +Eaww >_> of Westmoreland + +King. I ;;w;; pwithee, +ÚwÚ Hawwy, withdraw thysewf; :3 thou bleedest xDD too ^w^ much. +Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, >w< go you x3 unto >_> him. +John. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, unwess I >_> did bleed ^w^ too. +^.^ Pwince. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ make uWu up, +Lest Your :33 wetiwement ^-^ do amaze >_> youw >_< fwiends. +King. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his >w< tent. +x3 West. ^w^ Come, my lord, I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw >w< tent. +^.^ Pwince. Lead uWu me, my lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >_> youw help; +And :3 God fowbid :3 a shawwow scratch shouwd ÚwÚ dwive +The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ^-^ fwom such :3 a field as this, +:3 Whewe :33 stain'd uWu nyobiwity :3 wies :33 twodden OwO on, +And rebels' ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; twiumph in massacres! +John. We bweathe xDD too UwU wong. ^w^ Come, cousin Westmowewand, +Our >_> duty :3 this uWu way wies. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, come. +[Exeunt Prince uWu John ÚwÚ and ^-^ Westmowewand.] +^.^ Pwince. By God, :3 thou x3 hast :33 deceiv'd uWu me, xDD Wancastew! +I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee lord >_> of such :3 a spirit. +Before, I :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee as :3 a :33 bwothew, x3 John; +But nyow, I ^-^ do >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as my ÚwÚ souw. +King. I ^-^ saw him howd Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy at OwO the point +x3 With lustier maintenyance than I >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu fow +x3 Of such OwO an uWu ungwown wawwiow. +^.^ Pwince. :33 O, :3 this :3 boy +>w< Wends mettle ^-^ to OwO us all! UwU Exit. + +x3 Entew Dougwas. + +OwO Doug. >_> Anyothew king? ^.^ They gwow >_< wike xDD Hydwa's xDD heads. +I x3 am OwO the Douglas, :33 fataw ^-^ to >w< aww x3 those +:33 That wear x3 those colours uWu on ^.^ them. What art :3 thou +:33 That >_> countewfeit'st OwO the person >_> of :3 a king? +King. The UwU King himself, :3 who, Douglas, ÚwÚ gwieves at OwO heawt +^w^ So many >_> of his ^w^ shadows :3 thou x3 hast met, +And ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy King. I ^.^ have two :3 boys +>_< Seek ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and thyself about OwO the OwO fiewd; +But, >_< seeing :3 thou faww'st uWu on me OwO so ÚwÚ wuckiwy, +I uWu wiww >w< assay thee. ^w^ So ^w^ defend thysewf. +OwO Doug. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou art another ÚwÚ countewfeit; +And >_> yet, in :33 faith, :3 thou beawest ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a xDD king. +But >_< minye I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou :3 awt, whoe'er :3 thou ^.^ be, +And ;;w;; thus I ^.^ win thee. + +^.^ They ^w^ fight. The UwU King being in danger, ÚwÚ entew Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. + +^.^ Pwince. Hold OwO up >w< thy uWu head, :3 viwe ^w^ Scot, ^w^ ow :3 thou art >_< wike +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to howd ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ again! The uWu spiwits +x3 Of ÚwÚ vawiant Shiwwey, uWu Staffowd, uWu Bwunt awe in my arms. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the Prince >_> of >_< Wawes UwU that UwU thweatens ^.^ thee, +OwO Who never pwomiseth uWu but ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to :33 pay. +^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas ÚwÚ fwieth. +>_< Cheewwy, my :33 wowd. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? +Sir Nicholas Gawsey ;;w;; hath uWu fow succour >_< sent, +And OwO so ;;w;; hath Clifton. I'll ^-^ to ;;w;; Cwifton ÚwÚ stwaight. +King. uWu Stay ÚwÚ and bweathe >_> awhiwe. +Thou x3 hast xDD wedeem'd >w< thy lost ^-^ opinyion, +And show'd :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< some >w< tendew >_> of my xDD wife, +UwU In :3 this fair rescue :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> me. +^.^ Pwince. :3 O God! uWu they >_> did me xDD too >w< much uWu injuwy +:33 That >w< evew ^w^ said I heawk'nyed uWu fow >_> youw :33 death. +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, I UwU might ^.^ have let :3 awonye +The insulting hand >_> of Douglas xDD uvw you, +^w^ Which would ^.^ have >_< been as :3 speedy in >_> youw ^-^ end +UwU As >w< aww OwO the poisonyous >_> potions in OwO the UwU wowwd, +And OwO sav'd OwO the treacherous >_< wabouw >_> of >_> youw :33 son. +King. UwU Make OwO up ^-^ to Cwifton; I'll ^-^ to Sir Nicholas >_> Gawsey. +UwU Exit. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. + +^w^ Hot. >w< If I >_> mistake ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Hawwy >_< Monmouth. +^.^ Pwince. Thou OwO speak'st as ^-^ if I would deny my >w< nyame. +^w^ Hot. UwU My name :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Pewcy. +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, then I UwU see +OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant rebel >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. +I x3 am OwO the Prince >_> of Wales; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ;;w;; nyot, :3 Pewcy, +ÚwÚ To share with me in >_> gwowy ^-^ any more. +>w< Two x3 staws ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot theiw motion in ^-^ onye ^w^ sphewe, +Nyow can ^-^ onye ^.^ Engwand ^.^ bwook :3 a double UwU weign +x3 Of Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. +^w^ Hot. Nyow uWu shaww it, Hawwy; uWu fow OwO the hour :3 is come +ÚwÚ To ^-^ end OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God +x3 Thy name in ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow as gweat as >_< minye! +^.^ Pwince. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it gweatew ewe I part ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +And >w< aww OwO the uWu budding honours uWu on >w< thy :3 cwest +I'll ^.^ cwop ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO gawwand uWu fow my head. +^w^ Hot. I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ bwook >w< thy vanities. +^.^ They ^w^ fight. + +x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. + +Fal. ^.^ Weww said, Hal! ^-^ to it, Hal! ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww find nyo xDD boy's xDD pway +;;w;; hewe, I can tell you. + +x3 Entew Dougwas. ÚwÚ He fighteth with Falstaff, ^-^ who ^.^ fawws ;;w;; down as ^-^ if +^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU dead. xDD [Exit Douglas.] The Prince killeth ^.^ Pewcy. + +^w^ Hot. :3 O ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^.^ youth! +I better ^.^ bwook OwO the woss >_> of ÚwÚ bwittwe life +>w< Than x3 those >_> pwoud titwes :3 thou x3 hast xDD won >_> of >_> me. +^.^ They x3 wound my >_> thoughts >_< wowse than >w< thy >_< swowd my uWu fwesh. +But >_> thoughts OwO the slave, >_> of xDD wife, ÚwÚ and life >w< time's fool, +And UwU time, UwU that ^-^ takes >w< suwvey >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +Must ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stop. :33 O, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ pwophesy, +But UwU that OwO the earthy ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hand >_> of death +:33 Wies uWu on my OwO tongue. No, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou art xDD dust, +And >_< food >w< fow- [Dies.] +^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow xDD wowms, bwave ^.^ Pewcy. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, gweat >_< heawt! +Ill-weav'd ^-^ ambition, how >w< much art :3 thou shrunk! +When UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ body >_> did contain :3 a ^.^ spiwit, +OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was xDD too small :3 a >_< bound; +But :3 nyow two paces >_> of OwO the ^-^ viwest :3 eawth +^-^ Is :3 woom ^w^ enyough. :3 This :3 eawth UwU that uWu beaws ÚwÚ thee UwU dead +Bears ^.^ nyot x3 awive OwO so :33 stout :3 a gentleman. +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt sensible >_> of couwtesy, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO so dear :3 a show >_> of >_> zeaw. +But let my favouws hide >w< thy OwO mangwed ^.^ face; +And, x3 even in >w< thy :3 behawf, I'll :3 thank ^-^ mysewf +>_< Fow UwU doing ^.^ these fair :3 wites >_> of tendewnyess. +Adieu, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy UwU pwaise with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu heaven! +x3 Thy ^w^ ignyominy ;;w;; sweep with ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 gwave, +But ^.^ nyot xDD wememb'wed in >w< thy ;;w;; epitaph! +ÚwÚ He ^-^ spieth :3 Fawstaff uWu on OwO the ground. +>_> What, ^.^ owd >_< acquaintance? Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ^.^ fwesh +Keep in :3 a wittwe x3 wife? OwO Poow >w< Jack, faweweww! +I :33 couwd ^.^ have better spar'd :3 a better xDD man. +:33 O, I shouwd ^.^ have :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ miss >_> of ÚwÚ thee +>w< If I ;;w;; wewe >w< much in love with vanity! +^.^ Death ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot struck OwO so UwU fat :3 a ;;w;; deew UwU to-day, +^-^ Though many ;;w;; deawew, in :3 this bwoody fray. +Embowell'd uWu wiww I UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO by-and-by; +;;w;; Tiww then in UwU bwood uWu by x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ wie. UwU Exit. + +:3 Fawstaff wiseth :33 up. + +Fal. uWu Emboweww'd? >w< If :3 thou embowew me UwU to-day, I'll ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to +:3 powdew me ÚwÚ and xDD eat me xDD too >w< to-mowwow. uWu 'Sbwood, 'twas UwU time ^-^ to +UwU countewfeit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ hot xDD tewmagant Scot xDD had ÚwÚ paid me uWu scot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot +^w^ too. x3 Countewfeit? I >_> wie; I x3 am nyo counterfeit. ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a +ÚwÚ countewfeit; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< countewfeit >_> of :3 a man ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot +OwO the life >_> of :3 a >w< man; uWu but ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^.^ dying when :3 a man ^.^ theweby +OwO wiveth, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be nyo UwU countewfeit, uWu but OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and pewfect ^.^ image +>_> of life :3 indeed. The better part >_> of valour :3 is discwetion; in OwO the +;;w;; which better part I ^.^ have :33 saved my wife. uWu Zounds, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid >_> of +:3 this x3 gunpowdew :3 Pewcy, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd +>w< countewfeit UwU too, ÚwÚ and wise? By my :33 faith, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he would +^w^ pwuv OwO the better counterfeit. OwO Thewefowe I'll ^-^ make him suwe; ^-^ yea, +ÚwÚ and I'll uWu sweaw I xDD kiww'd >_> him. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ he xDD wise as ;;w;; weww as x3 I? +Nyothing >w< confutes me uWu but >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and nyobody >_> sees >_> me. :33 Thewefowe, +sirrah >_< [stabs him], with :3 a OwO nyew x3 wound in >_> youw thigh, come you +ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. + +ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes OwO up x3 Hotspuw uWu on his hack. ÚwÚ [Entew Pwince, ÚwÚ and uWu John >_> of +UwU Wancastew. + +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, bwothew x3 John; :33 fuww bravely x3 hast :3 thou flesh'd +x3 Thy OwO maiden ^w^ swowd. +John. But, ^.^ soft! xDD whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +OwO Did you ^.^ nyot tell me :3 this UwU fat man ÚwÚ was ;;w;; dead? +^.^ Pwince. I did; I ^-^ saw him OwO dead, +Breathless ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu on OwO the ground. Awt :3 thou alive, +Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> fantasy UwU that uWu pways x3 upon ^-^ ouw eyesight? +I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ ouw eyes +Without ^-^ ouw x3 eaws. Thou art ^.^ nyot what :3 thou uWu seem'st. +Fal. No, that's cewtain! I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a double >w< man; uWu but ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot +x3 Jack Falstaff, then x3 am I :3 a uWu Jack. Thewe xDD 's ^.^ Pewcy. >w< If >_> youw fathew +uWu wiww ^-^ do me ^-^ any xDD honyouw, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let him :33 kiww OwO the next ;;w;; Pewcy +:3 himsewf. I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew earl ^w^ ow duke, I can assuwe you. +^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; Pewcy I xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! +Fal. >w< Didst thou? :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :3 this x3 wowwd :3 is >w< given ^-^ to ÚwÚ wying! I +gwant you I ÚwÚ was down, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of breath, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was xDD he; uWu but ^-^ we +wose uWu both at OwO an x3 instant ÚwÚ and xDD fought :3 a wong hour uWu by Shrewsbury +uWu cwock. >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bewiev'd, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let them UwU that shouwd +reward valour bear OwO the xDD sin x3 upon theiw >_> own xDD heads. I'll UwU take ^.^ it +x3 upon my >_< death, I >_> gave him :3 this x3 wound in OwO the thigh. >w< If OwO the man +;;w;; wewe x3 awive ÚwÚ and would deny it, ^.^ zounds! I would ^-^ make him xDD eat :3 a +piece >_> of my ^w^ swowd. +John. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest xDD tawe UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ beawd. +^.^ Pwince. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest fewwow, bwothew John. +^w^ Come, bwing >_> youw luggage ^w^ nyobwy uWu on >_> youw ^-^ back. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^-^ if :3 a lie ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, +I'll ÚwÚ giwd ^.^ it with OwO the :33 happiest >_> tewms I have. +OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. +The twumpet x3 sounds ^.^ wetweat; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^-^ ouws. +^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, wet's ^-^ to OwO the OwO highest >_> of OwO the field, +ÚwÚ To UwU see what fwiends awe living, ^-^ who awe UwU dead. +>_< Exeunt [Prince ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Prince John]. +Fal. I'll x3 fowwow, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu fow ^w^ wewawd. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU wewawds uWu me, :3 God +reward :3 him! >w< If I ^-^ do gwow >_> gweat, I'll gwow less; uWu fow I'll purge, +ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 sack, ÚwÚ and live >w< cweanwy, as :3 a nyobweman shouwd do. +Exit :33 [beawing x3 off OwO the uWu body]. + + + + +Scene :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +The OwO twumpets :3 sound. ÚwÚ [Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, +Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, with ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon ;;w;; pwisonyews. + +King. ÚwÚ Thus >w< evew >_> did webewwion find rebuke. +x3 Iww-spiwited xDD Wowcestew! >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ send >w< gwace, +>_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of love ^-^ to >w< aww >_> of you? +And wouldst :3 thou xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw ;;w;; offews >w< contwawy? +Misuse OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ twust? +>_< Thwee knyights x3 upon ^-^ ouw party OwO swain UwU to-day, +OwO A x3 nyobwe eaww, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ewse +Had >_< been x3 awive :3 this xDD houw, +>w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ bownye +ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw x3 awmies OwO twue intelligence. +Wow. What I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_> safety urg'd me to; +And I ^w^ embwace :3 this >_> fowtunye :33 patientwy, +x3 Since ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 avoided ^.^ it x3 faiws uWu on >_> me. +King. Beaw ^w^ Wowcestew ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon :33 too; +Other offendews ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pause upon. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and xDD Vewnyon, ^w^ [guawded]. +OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU fiewd? +^.^ Pwince. The x3 nyobwe ^w^ Scot, Wowd Douglas, when ^.^ he ^-^ saw +The >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the :3 day ^-^ quite tuwn'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, +The x3 Nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy OwO swain ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 men +:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of feaw, xDD fwed with OwO the west; +And fawwing ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ hiww,he ÚwÚ was OwO so >_< bwuis'd +:33 That OwO the pursuers took >_> him. ^.^ At my tent +The Douglas ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and I uWu beseech Your OwO Gwace +I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of >_> him. +King. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then bwothew uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, ^-^ to you +:3 This honyouwabwe bounty uWu shaww bewong. +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Douglas ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew him +:33 Up ^-^ to his pweasuwe, ransomless ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. +His valour shown x3 upon ^-^ ouw crests ^.^ today +;;w;; Hath ^w^ taught OwO us how ^-^ to cherish such UwU high >_< deeds, +>_< Even in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of ^-^ ouw advewsawies. +John. I :3 thank >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu fow :3 this UwU high couwtesy, +^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^w^ give away immediatewy. +King. ;;w;; Then :3 this remains, UwU that ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw >_> powew. +:3 You, :3 son :33 John, ÚwÚ and my cousin Westmowewand, +Towawds uWu Yowk uWu shaww ^-^ bend you with >_> youw ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ speed +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the pwewate Scroop, +Who, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, awe ;;w;; busiwy in arms. +Myself ÚwÚ and you, :3 son ÚwÚ Hawwy, uWu wiww towards >_< Wawes +ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. +^.^ Webewwion in :3 this laud uWu shaww wose his sway, +xDD Meeting OwO the >_< check >_> of such another ÚwÚ day; +And >_< since :3 this ^-^ businyess OwO so fair :3 is >_< donye, +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be x3 won. +OwO Exeunt. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1598 + + +x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY >_< IV + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +^w^ WUMOUW, OwO the Pwesentew +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH + +HENWY, PRINCE >_< OF WALES, >w< aftewwawds :33 HENWY +PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF :3 WANCASTEW +PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +:3 THOMAS, DUKE >_< OF CLARENCE +^w^ Sons >_> of ^-^ Henwy >_< IV + +^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +SCROOP, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK +LORD :33 MOWBWAY +LORD >_> HASTINGS +LORD BAWDOWPH +ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN COLVILLE +TWAVEWS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MOWTON, retainers >_> of Northumberland +:33 Opposites x3 against UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV + +^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK +^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND +^.^ EAWW >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY +^.^ EAWW >_< OF ;;w;; KENT +:3 GOWEW +HARCOURT +BWUNT +x3 Of OwO the King's party + +LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE +SEWVANT, ^-^ to Wowd :3 Chief uWu Justice + +ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF +EDWAWD POINS +BAWDOWPH +PISTOW +xDD PETO +xDD Iwweguwaw humouwists + +^-^ PAGE, ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff + +^w^ WOBEWT ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, ;;w;; countwy Justices +DAVY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow + +x3 FANG ÚwÚ and SNARE, ÚwÚ Shewiff's >_< officews + +OwO WAWPH MOUWDY +SIMON ÚwÚ SHADOW +OwO THOMAS OwO WAWT +FRANCIS >_< FEEBWE +>w< PETEW BUWWCAWF +>_< Countwy xDD sowdiews + +FWANCIS, :3 a dwawew + +LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +LADY >_< PEWCY, Percy's widow +^-^ HOSTESS QUICKWY, >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, >_> Eastcheap +:3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET + +LORDS, UwU Attendants, UwU Powtew, Drawers, Beadles, ^-^ Gwooms, :33 Sewvants, +;;w;; Speakew >_> of OwO the Epiwogue + +SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand + +INDUCTION +;;w;; INDUCTION. +xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew ^w^ WUMOUW, ^w^ painted :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ tongues + +RUMOUR. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ears; uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu wiww xDD stop +The :33 vent >_> of hearing when loud OwO Wumouw uWu speaks? +OwO I, ^-^ fwom OwO the orient ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; dwooping UwU west, +:33 Making OwO the ^.^ wind my post-howse, still ^-^ unfowd +The acts :33 commenced uWu on :3 this ;;w;; baww >_> of xDD eawth. +:3 Upon my ^.^ tongues continyuaw swandews ride, +The ;;w;; which in every language I UwU pwonyounce, +Stuffing OwO the ears >_> of x3 men with false reports. +I speak >_> of xDD peace >_< whiwe covert >_> emnyity, +^.^ Undew OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of >w< safety, wounds OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +And ^-^ who uWu but ÚwÚ Wumouw, ^-^ who uWu but only OwO I, +UwU Make xDD feawfuw musters ÚwÚ and :33 pwepaw'd uWu defence, +ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the xDD big yeaw, UwU swown with >w< some uWu othew gwief, +^-^ Is ^w^ thought with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO the >w< stewn >_> tywant war, +And nyo such matter? OwO Wumouw :3 is :3 a pipe +OwO Bwown uWu by OwO suwmises, :33 jeawousies, >_> conjectuwes, +And >_> of OwO so :33 easy ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; pwain :3 a xDD stop +:33 That OwO the >w< bwunt monster with uncounted UwU heads, +The ^.^ stiww-discowdant wav'ring muwtitude, +^w^ Can xDD pway x3 upon it. But what :3 nyeed I ;;w;; thus +UwU My xDD weww-knyown ÚwÚ body ^-^ to ;;w;; anyatomize +x3 Among my househowd? UwU Why :3 is OwO Wumouw hewe? +I run before UwU King OwO Hawwy's ;;w;; victowy, +Who, in :3 a bwoody field uWu by ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, +;;w;; Hath >_> beaten ;;w;; down x3 young x3 Hotspuw ÚwÚ and his troops, +Quenching OwO the flame >_> of bowd webewwion +>_< Even with OwO the rebels' bwood. But what UwU mean I +ÚwÚ To speak OwO so OwO twue at first? UwU My >w< office :3 is +ÚwÚ To ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that Hawwy UwU Monmouth feww +^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ wwath >_> of x3 nyobwe Hotspur's ;;w;; swowd, +And UwU that OwO the UwU King before OwO the UwU Dougwas' ;;w;; wage +^w^ Stoop'd his >_> anyointed head as low as :33 death. +:3 This ^.^ have I UwU wumouw'd OwO thwough OwO the >_> peasant OwO towns +>w< Between UwU that :33 woyaw field >_> of Shrewsbury +And :3 this >w< wowm-eaten howd >_> of ^.^ wagged ^.^ stonye, +:3 Whewe Hotspur's fathew, ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +:33 Wies :33 cwafty-sick. The ;;w;; posts come ;;w;; tiwing OwO on, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them brings uWu othew UwU nyews +>w< Than uWu they ^.^ have weawnt >_> of >_> me. From >_> Wumouw's ^.^ tongues +^.^ They bwing ÚwÚ smooth UwU comfowts fawse, >_< wowse than OwO twue wwongs. +Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew LORD BAWDOWPH + +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the xDD gate ;;w;; hewe, ho? + +The UwU POWTEW opens OwO the xDD gate + +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Eaww? +>_> POWTEW. What uWu shaww I uWu say you :33 awe? +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the Eaww +:33 That OwO the Wowd Bawdowph doth ^.^ attend him here. +>_> POWTEW. His ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu wawk'd :3 fowth OwO into OwO the x3 owchawd. +UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD knyock uWu but at OwO the gate, +And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< answew. + +x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Eaww. Exit UwU POWTEW +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What UwU nyews, Wowd Bardolph? uWu Evewy :3 minyute :3 nyow +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew >_> of >w< some stratagem. +The xDD times awe wiwd; OwO contention, >_< wike :3 a horse +>w< Fuww >_> of UwU high feeding, :3 madwy ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke loose +And uWu beaws ;;w;; down >w< aww before >_> him. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Nyobwe Earl, +I bwing you ÚwÚ cewtain UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Good, OwO an :3 God ^.^ wiww! +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU As good as OwO heawt can wish. +The UwU King :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< wounded ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ death; +And, in OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of my lord >_> youw UwU son, +Prince Hawwy OwO swain outright; ÚwÚ and uWu both OwO the Bwunts +Kill'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Dougwas; x3 young Prince :33 John, +And Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, xDD fwed OwO the OwO fiewd; +And Hawwy ÚwÚ Monmouth's brawn, OwO the hulk Sir :33 John, +^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 son. :33 O, such :3 a day, +^w^ So OwO fought, OwO so >_> fowwowed, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ faiwwy uWu won, +Came ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ to dignify OwO the times, +x3 Since OwO Cxsaw's :3 fowtunyes! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 is :3 this deriv'd? +:33 Saw you OwO the UwU fiewd? Came you ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I ^-^ spake with one, my lord, UwU that came ^-^ fwom thence; +OwO A ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; weww bwed ÚwÚ and >_> of good uWu nyame, +:33 That ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; wend'wed me ^.^ these UwU nyews uWu fow true. + +x3 Entew TWAVEWS + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe comes my ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Twavews, xDD whom I x3 sent +uWu On >w< Tuesday last ^-^ to listen aftew news. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I ^-^ uvw-wode him uWu on OwO the OwO way; +And ^.^ he :3 is furnish'd with nyo >_< cewtainties +Mowe than ^.^ he uWu hapwy ^-^ may :33 wetaiw ^-^ fwom >_> me. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, ^w^ Twavews, what good >_< tidings comes with you? +TRAVERS. UwU My lord, Sir uWu John Umfrevile tuwn'd me xDD back +x3 With >_< joyfuw ;;w;; tidings; :3 and, being better hors'd, +^.^ Out-wode >_> me. :33 Aftew him came uWu spuwwing ^-^ hawd +OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ awmost forspent with uWu speed, +:33 That stopp'd uWu by me ^-^ to bweathe his >_> bwoodied ÚwÚ howse. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< Chestew; ÚwÚ and >_> of him +I >_> did >_> demand what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. +ÚwÚ He told me UwU that webewwion xDD had OwO bad OwO wuck, +And UwU that x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was cold. +x3 With UwU that ^.^ he >_> gave his able horse OwO the head +And, bending x3 fowwawd, struck his UwU awmed ^.^ heews +uWu Against OwO the OwO panting ^-^ sides >_> of his UwU poow jade +:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the wowew-head; ÚwÚ and >_> stawting so, +ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd in x3 wunnying ^-^ to devouw OwO the >_< way, +:33 Staying nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Ha! x3 Again: +:33 Said ^.^ he x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was ;;w;; cowd? +x3 Of xDD Hotspuw, Coldspur? UwU that webewwion +Had met i-iww ^w^ wuck? +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I'll tell you ÚwÚ what: +>w< If my x3 young lord >_> youw :3 son ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the day, +:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu fow :3 a silken point +I'll ^w^ give my barony. uWu Nyevew talk >_> of it. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Why shouwd UwU that ^-^ gentweman UwU that rode uWu by x3 Twavews +>w< Give then such ^.^ instances >_> of ^-^ woss? +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Who- x3 he? +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< some hiwding :3 fewwow UwU that xDD had stow'n +The horse ^.^ he rode uWu on :3 and, x3 upon my xDD wife, +Spoke at :3 a x3 ventuwe. Look, here comes ^-^ mowe news. + +x3 Entew :3 Mowton + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yea, :3 this ÚwÚ man's brow, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a titwe-weaf, +Foretells OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; twagic volume. +^w^ So looks OwO the ^-^ stwand xDD wheweon OwO the imperious flood +;;w;; Hath weft :3 a ^w^ witnyess'd usuwpation. +Say, ÚwÚ Mowton, didst :3 thou come ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? +>w< MOWTON. I ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; +:3 Whewe ^-^ hatefuw death >w< put uWu on his ugliest UwU mask +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight ^-^ ouw :3 pawty. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How doth my :3 son ÚwÚ and xDD bwothew? +Thou >_< twembwest; ÚwÚ and OwO the whitenyess in >w< thy ^-^ cheek +^-^ Is ;;w;; aptew than >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to tell >w< thy UwU ewwand. +>_< Even such :3 a man, OwO so faint, OwO so spiwitwess, +^w^ So dull, OwO so ;;w;; dwead in look, OwO so UwU woe-begonye, +Drew ^w^ Pwiam's OwO cuwtain in OwO the UwU dead >_> of night +And would ^.^ have told him half his ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was burnt; +But Priam ;;w;; found OwO the x3 fiwe ewe ^.^ he his tongue, +And I my Percy's death ewe :3 thou report'st it. +:3 This :3 thou wouldst xDD say: 'Your :3 son >_> did ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; +Your bwothew ;;w;; thus; OwO so xDD fought OwO the x3 nyobwe Dougwas'- +Stopping my greedy ear with theiw bowd UwU deeds; +But in OwO the end, ^-^ to xDD stop my ear :3 indeed, +Thou x3 hast :3 a sigh ^-^ to blow away :3 this :33 pwaise, +>_< Ending with ^-^ 'Bwothew, UwU son, ÚwÚ and aww, awe >w< dead.' +>w< MOWTON. Douglas :3 is living, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bwothew, yet; +But uWu fow my lord >_> youw ^-^ son- +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. +^w^ See what :3 a ready :33 tongue suspicion >_< hath! +ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu but ^-^ feaws OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +;;w;; Hath uWu by :33 instinct knowledge ^-^ fwom >_> othews' eyes +:33 That what ^.^ he >_< feaw'd :3 is >w< chanced. >_> Yet ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ Mowton; +>_> Teww :3 thou OwO an earl his divination :3 wies, +And I uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< disgwace +And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich uWu fow UwU doing me such ^.^ wwong. +>w< MOWTON. You awe xDD too gweat ^-^ to >w< be uWu by me ^w^ gainsaid; +Your spirit :3 is xDD too true, >_> youw ^-^ feaws xDD too >w< cewtain. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yet, uWu fow >w< aww this, uWu say ^.^ nyot UwU that Percy's UwU dead. +I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_< confession in UwU thinye eye; +Thou ^-^ shak'st >w< thy uWu head, ÚwÚ and hold'st ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow xDD sin +ÚwÚ To speak :3 a :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be slain, uWu say :3 so: +The :33 tongue uWu offends ^.^ nyot UwU that reports his ^w^ death; +And ^.^ he doth xDD sin UwU that doth bewie OwO the OwO dead, +:3 Nyot ^.^ he ;;w;; which :33 says OwO the UwU dead :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> awive. +>_> Yet OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO bwingew >_> of unwewcome UwU nyews +;;w;; Hath uWu but :3 a >w< wosing >_> office, ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue +>w< Sounds >w< evew aftew as :3 a sullen :3 beww, +>_< Wememb'wed :3 towwing :3 a >_< depawting >w< fwiend. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I cannyot xDD think, my lord, >_> youw :3 son :3 is UwU dead. +>w< MOWTON. I x3 am >_< sowwy I shouwd x3 fowce you ^-^ to believe +:33 That ;;w;; which I would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 seen; +But ^.^ these >_< minye eyes ^-^ saw him in bwoody state, +^-^ Wend'wing ^.^ faint ^-^ quittance, wearied ÚwÚ and out-breath'd, +ÚwÚ To Hawwy xDD Monmouth, uWu whose swift ^w^ wwath beat ;;w;; down +The nyevew-daunted ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, +From :3 whence with life ^.^ he never ^-^ mowe ^w^ spwung :33 up. +UwU In few, his >_> death- uWu whose spirit lent :3 a x3 fiwe +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; duwwest >_> peasant in his UwU camp- +>_> Being bwuited once, took x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and heat away +From OwO the ^w^ best-tempew'd :33 couwage in his OwO twoops; +>_< Fow ^-^ fwom his >w< metaw ÚwÚ was his party :33 steewed; +^w^ Which UwU once in him abated, OwO an OwO the west +Tuwn'd uWu on themsewves, >_< wike :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy :33 wead. +And as OwO the xDD thing that's :33 heavy in itsewf +:3 Upon ^-^ enfowcement flies with :3 gweatest uWu speed, +^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw ^-^ men, :33 heavy in Hotspur's loss, +;;w;; Wend ^-^ to :3 this OwO weight such >_> wightnyess with theiw ;;w;; feaw +:33 That >_> awwows xDD fwed ^.^ nyot OwO swiftew towawd theiw ^-^ aim +>w< Than >_> did ^-^ ouw soldiers, aiming at theiw >w< safety, +>_> Fwy ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 nyobwe ^w^ Wowcestew +:3 Too >_> soon ta'en pwisonyew; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ fuwious ^w^ Scot, +The bwoody Douglas, uWu whose UwU weww-wabouwing >_< swowd +Had three xDD times OwO swain th' ^.^ appeawance >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +;;w;; Gan >_< vaiw his stomach ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO gwace OwO the ÚwÚ shame +x3 Of x3 those UwU that tuwn'd theiw backs, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ fwight, +;;w;; Stumbwing in feaw, ÚwÚ was ^w^ took. The sum >_> of >w< aww +^-^ Is UwU that OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu won, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_< out +OwO A :3 speedy power ^-^ to uWu encountew you, my lord, +^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of x3 young :3 Wancastew +And Westmowewand. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU nyews at :33 fuww. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Fow :3 this I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time enough ^-^ to ^-^ mouwn. +UwU In :3 poison there :3 is uWu physic; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these UwU nyews, +Having >_< been well, UwU that would ^.^ have :3 made me >_< sick, +>_> Being >_< sick, ^.^ have in >w< some measuwe :3 made me ;;w;; weww; +And as OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose fevew-weak'nyed :33 joints, +;;w;; Wike stwengthwess >w< hinges, ^w^ buckwe uWu undew xDD wife, +>_> Impatient >_> of his ^.^ fit, bweaks >_< wike :3 a x3 fiwe +Out >_> of his keepew's uWu awms, x3 even OwO so my xDD wimbs, +x3 Weak'nyed with gwief, being :3 nyow OwO enwag'd with gwief, +uWu Awe ÚwÚ thwice :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou nice crutch! +OwO A ^w^ scawy ^-^ gauntwet :3 nyow with joints >_> of >_< steew +Must :3 gwuv :3 this >w< hand; ÚwÚ and hence, :3 thou sickly xDD coif! +Thou art :3 a guawd xDD too >_< wanton uWu fow OwO the head +^w^ Which princes, flesh'd with :33 conquest, ^-^ aim ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. +Nyow uWu bind my uWu bwows with ^.^ iwon; ÚwÚ and xDD appwoach +The ragged'st hour UwU that UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ spite dare bwing +ÚwÚ To :3 fwown x3 upon th' OwO enwag'd uWu Nyowthumbewwand! +>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ kiss earth! Nyow let ^.^ nyot x3 Nyatuwe's hand +Keep OwO the wiwd flood confin'd! >_> Wet owdew >_< die! +And let :3 this x3 wowwd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a OwO stage +ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu contention in :3 a ling'ring ÚwÚ act; +But let ^-^ onye spirit >_> of OwO the :3 fiwst-bown UwU Cain +UwU Weign in >w< aww ^-^ bosoms, UwU that, OwO each OwO heawt being xDD set +uWu On bwoody OwO couwses, OwO the wude scene ^-^ may ^-^ end +And :3 dawknyess >w< be OwO the ^.^ buwiew >_> of OwO the x3 dead! +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. :3 This :33 stwainyed passion doth you ^.^ wwong, my :33 wowd. +>w< MOWTON. ^.^ Sweet Earl, divorce ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw honyouw. +The ;;w;; wives >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :33 woving uWu compwices +Lean uWu on >_> youw ^w^ heawth; OwO the which, ^-^ if you ^w^ give o'ew +ÚwÚ To stowmy :3 passion, >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ÚwÚ decay. +You UwU cast th' ^-^ event >_> of war, my x3 nyobwe lord, +And ÚwÚ summ'd OwO the >_< account >_> of uWu chance before you ^w^ said +>w< 'Wet OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ head.' ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw OwO pwe-suwmise +:33 That in OwO the dole >_> of uWu bwows >_> youw :3 son UwU might dwop. +You knew ^.^ he uWu wawk'd o'ew pewiws uWu on OwO an >_> edge, +Mowe :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^-^ faww in than ^-^ to >_< get o'er; +You ;;w;; wewe UwU advis'd his ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was capable +x3 Of wounds ÚwÚ and OwO scaws, ÚwÚ and UwU that his :3 fowwawd spirit +Wouwd wift him xDD whewe UwU most trade >_> of danger rang'd; +>_> Yet >_> did you uWu say 'Go uWu fowth'; ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of this, +^-^ Though stwongwy apprehended, :33 couwd restrain +The :33 stiff-bownye ^w^ action. What ;;w;; hath then UwU befaww'n, +Ow what ;;w;; hath :3 this bowd enterprise ^w^ bwought :3 fowth +Mowe than UwU that being ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to x3 be? +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. We >w< aww UwU that awe ^.^ engaged ^-^ to :3 this woss +x3 Knyew UwU that ^-^ we ventured uWu on such dangewous :33 seas +:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ we wrought >_< out life 'twas >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ventuw'd, uWu fow OwO the >_< gain pwopos'd +>w< Chok'd OwO the >_< wespect >_> of :33 wikewy peril uWu feaw'd; +And >_< since ^-^ we awe o'ewset, venture again. +^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put >w< fowth, ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 goods. +>w< MOWTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than xDD time. And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe lord, +I hear uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and dare speak OwO the twuth: +The gentwe Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is OwO up +x3 With weww-appointed >_< pow'ws. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man +OwO Who with :3 a double ;;w;; suwety OwO binds his ÚwÚ fowwowews. +UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son xDD had only uWu but OwO the xDD cowpse, +But ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< shows >_> of ^-^ men, ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; +>_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> wowd 'rebellion' >_> did >_> divide +The >w< action >_> of theiw OwO bodies ^-^ fwom theiw souls; +And uWu they >_> did fight with >_> queasinyess, constrain'd, +UwU As x3 men dwink OwO potions; UwU that theiw weapons only +>w< Seem'd uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, uWu but uWu fow theiw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and souws +:3 This >_> wowd ÚwÚ 'webewwion'- ^.^ it xDD had :3 fwoze them uWu up, +UwU As >_< fish awe in :3 a :33 pond. But :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop +Turns insuwwection ^-^ to UwU wewigion. +:33 Suppos'd :33 sincewe ÚwÚ and holy in his ^-^ thoughts, +>w< He's follow'd uWu both with ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and with mind; +And doth ÚwÚ enwawge his x3 wising with OwO the UwU bwood +x3 Of fair UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, :33 scwap'd ^-^ fwom :3 Pomfwet stones; +>w< Dewives ^-^ fwom >w< heaven his >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and his cause; +uWu Tewws them ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding wand, +>_> Gasping uWu fow life uWu undew gweat Bowingbwoke; +And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^-^ do flock ^-^ to follow >_> him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I knew >_> of :3 this ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to speak truth, +:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent >w< gwief xDD had ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my mind. +uWu Go in with me; ÚwÚ and counsew every man +The :3 aptest uWu way uWu fow >_> safety ÚwÚ and wevenge. +UwU Get ;;w;; posts ÚwÚ and :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make fwiends with >w< speed- +uWu Nyevew OwO so few, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe need. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, with his :3 PAGE beawing his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and uWu buckwew + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Sirrah, you >_> giant, what :33 says OwO the doctow ^-^ to my watew? +UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< watew itsewf ÚwÚ was :3 a good ;;w;; heawthy water; uWu but +uWu fow OwO the party UwU that ÚwÚ owed it, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have uWu moe ÚwÚ diseases than ^.^ he +knew OwO fow. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Men >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts UwU take :3 a uWu pwide ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd at >_> me. The bwain >_> of +:3 this xDD foowish-compounded ÚwÚ cway, man, :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ invent ^w^ anything +UwU that xDD intends ^-^ to :3 waughtew, ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ invent ^w^ ow :3 is xDD invented uWu on +>_> me. I x3 am ^.^ nyot only ^w^ witty in ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but OwO the cause UwU that ÚwÚ wit :3 is in +uWu othew ^-^ men. I ^-^ do here ÚwÚ wawk before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a sow UwU that ;;w;; hath +^w^ uvwwhewm'd >w< aww xDD hew uWu wittew uWu but ^w^ onye. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< put ÚwÚ thee OwO into +my service uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew reason than ^-^ to xDD set me OwO off, x3 why then I +^.^ have nyo UwU judgment. Thou whoreson mandwake, :3 thou art >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< be +OwO wown in my ÚwÚ cap than ^-^ to OwO wait at my heels. I ÚwÚ was never mann'd with +OwO an xDD agate ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ inset you neither in gold :3 nyow +siwvew, uWu but in :3 viwe :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send you xDD back UwU again ^-^ to >_> youw +:3 mastew, uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew- OwO the juvenal, OwO the Prince >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu whose +chin :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ fwedge. I uWu wiww sooner ^.^ have :3 a beard gwow in OwO the +pawm >_> of my hand than ^.^ he uWu shaww >_< get ^-^ onye x3 off his xDD cheek; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 a face-woyaw. :3 God ^-^ may finish ^.^ it +when ^.^ he wiww, 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ amiss >_> yet. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep ^.^ it still at +:3 a face-royal, uWu fow :3 a barber uWu shaww never x3 eawn :3 sixpence >_< out >_> of xDD it; +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 he'ww >w< be crowing as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had :3 wwit man >w< evew >_< since his +fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a bachelor. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep his >_> own >w< gwace, uWu but :33 he's ^w^ awmost +>_< out >_> of ÚwÚ minye, I can assuwe >_> him. What ^w^ said ^-^ Mastew Dommewton about +OwO the UwU satin uWu fow my ^-^ showt :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and my slops? +UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd procure him better assuwance than +uWu Bawdowph. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take his >_< band ÚwÚ and yours; ^.^ he wiked ^.^ nyot OwO the +x3 secuwity. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet him >w< be damn'd, >_< wike OwO the UwU Gwutton; pray :3 God his :33 tongue +>w< be hotter! OwO A whoreson Achitophew! OwO A rascal-yea-forsooth >_< knyave, ^-^ to +bear :3 a ^-^ gentweman in ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ stand x3 upon >_< secuwity! The +whoreson ^.^ smooth-pates ^-^ do :3 nyow wear nyothing uWu but UwU high OwO shoes, ÚwÚ and +xDD bunches >_> of keys at theiw giwdwes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a man :3 is OwO thwough with +them in >w< honyest taking-up, then uWu they >w< must ^.^ stand x3 upon x3 secuwity. I +xDD had as OwO wief uWu they would >w< put ratsbane in my OwO mouth as :3 offew ^-^ to xDD stop +^.^ it with x3 secuwity. I ^.^ wook'd UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent me two ÚwÚ and twenty +yawds >_> of x3 satin, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> sends me x3 secuwity. +Weww, ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep in ^.^ secuwity; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ hown >_> of +xDD abundance, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of his UwU wife uWu shinyes OwO thwough xDD it; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet cannyot ^.^ he >_> see, >w< though ^.^ he ^.^ have his >_> own lanthorn ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> him. +Where's Bardolph? +UwU PAGE. >w< He's gonye OwO into OwO Smithfiewd ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ howse. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I bought him in ^-^ Pauw's, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^-^ buy me :3 a horse in +Smithfield. An I :33 couwd >_< get me uWu but :3 a UwU wife in OwO the >_< stews, I ;;w;; wewe +UwU mann'd, hors'd, ÚwÚ and wiv'd. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT + +UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, here comes OwO the nyobweman UwU that committed OwO the +Prince uWu fow xDD stwiking him about uWu Bawdowph. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Wait ^-^ cwose; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> him. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes thewe? +SERVANT. Falstaff, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ was in xDD question uWu fow OwO the :33 wobb'wy? +SERVANT. >_< He, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< since x3 donye good service at +ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ going with >w< some chawge ^-^ to OwO the +Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_> What, ^-^ to York? ^-^ Caww him xDD back again. +SERVANT. Sir uWu John Falstaff! +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Boy, tell him I x3 am ;;w;; deaf. +UwU PAGE. You >w< must speak woudew; my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; deaf. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of ^w^ anything :33 good. +Go, xDD pwuck him uWu by OwO the elbow; I >w< must speak with >_> him. +SERVANT. Sir UwU John! +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< What! :3 a x3 young >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and begging! ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot waws? ^-^ Is +there ^.^ nyot >w< empwoyment? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King wack :33 subjects? Do ^.^ nyot OwO the +rebels :3 nyeed soldiers? ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be uWu on ^-^ any >_> side uWu but +one, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU beg than ^-^ to >w< be uWu on OwO the wowst >w< side, ;;w;; wewe +^.^ it >_< wowse than OwO the name >_> of webewwion can tell how ^-^ to ^-^ make it. +SERVANT. You >_> mistake uWu me, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, >_> did I uWu say you ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest man? x3 Setting my +knyighthood ÚwÚ and my xDD sowdiewship :33 aside, I xDD had >_> wied in my ^w^ thwoat ^-^ if I +xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +SERVANT. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, then xDD set >_> youw knyighthood ÚwÚ and >_> youw +xDD sowdiewship aside; ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to tell you you in >_> youw +ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if you uWu say I x3 am ^-^ any uWu othew than OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to tell me so! I uWu way ^w^ aside UwU that ;;w;; which +grows ^-^ to UwU me! >w< If :3 thou >w< get'st ^-^ any xDD weave >_> of uWu me, >_> hang me; ^-^ if :3 thou +^-^ tak'st leave, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better >w< be >_> hang'd. You uWu hunt countew. +:33 Hence! Avaunt! +SERVANT. >_> Siw, my lord would speak with you. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir uWu John Falstaff, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My good wowd! :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw ^.^ wowdship good UwU time >_> of day. I +x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ^.^ wowdship abwoad. I heard uWu say >_> youw ^.^ wowdship +ÚwÚ was uWu sick; I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 goes ÚwÚ abwoad uWu by >w< advice. Your +:3 wowdship, >w< though ^.^ nyot cwean ÚwÚ past >_> youw youth, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet >w< some xDD smack +>_> of :3 age in you, >w< some ^.^ wewish >_> of OwO the uWu sawtnyess >_> of time; ÚwÚ and I UwU most +humbly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO wevewend cawe >_> of >_> youw +^w^ heawth. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, I x3 sent uWu fow you before >_> youw ^-^ expedition ^-^ to +>w< Shwewsbuwy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, I hear his uWu Majesty :3 is wetuwn'd +with >w< some discomfort ^-^ fwom ^-^ Wawes. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of his Majesty. You would ^.^ nyot come when I +x3 sent uWu fow you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. And I OwO heaw, x3 moweuvw, his Highness :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into :3 this +>_> same whoreson ÚwÚ apopwexy. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Weww :3 God OwO mend :3 him! I pray you let me speak with you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This apoplexy, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of lethargy, ^w^ an't +>w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a >w< kind >_> of sweeping in OwO the blood, :3 a whoreson +ÚwÚ tingwing. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What tell you me >_> of it? Be ^.^ it as ^.^ it is. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; owiginyaw ^-^ fwom >w< much gwief, ^-^ fwom study, ÚwÚ and +uWu pewtuwbation >_> of OwO the x3 bwain. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the cause >_> of his effects +in :3 Gawen; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD deafnyess. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ÚwÚ think you awe OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the disease, uWu fow you +hear ^.^ nyot what I uWu say ^-^ to you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, my lord, vewy :33 weww. >_< Wathew ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, ^.^ it +:3 is OwO the ^-^ disease >_> of ^.^ nyot ^-^ wistenying, OwO the mawady >_> of ^.^ nyot mawking, UwU that +I x3 am twoubwed :3 withaw. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ To punish you uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews would amend OwO the attention +>_> of >_> youw ears; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I ^-^ do ÚwÚ become >_> youw physician. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am as UwU poow as >_> Job, my lord, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ patient. Your +^.^ wowdship ^-^ may >_< minyistew OwO the x3 potion >_> of impwisonment ^-^ to me in >_< wespect +>_> of ^-^ puvwty; uWu but how I shouwd >w< be >_> youw uWu patient ^-^ to follow >_> youw +ÚwÚ pwescwiptions, OwO the xDD wise ^-^ may ^-^ make >w< some ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, ^w^ ow +>_< indeed :3 a scruple itself. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 sent uWu fow you, when there ;;w;; wewe mattews x3 against you +uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ to come speak with >_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then UwU advis'd uWu by my ^w^ weawnyed counsew in OwO the ^-^ waws +>_> of :3 this >w< wand-sewvice, I >_> did ^.^ nyot come. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, Sir :33 John, you live in gweat +OwO infamy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He UwU that buckwes ^-^ himsewf in my xDD bewt cannyot live in less. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Your :3 means awe vewy slender, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ waste :3 is +ÚwÚ gweat. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe otherwise; I would my :3 means ;;w;; wewe gweatew +ÚwÚ and my >_> waist :3 swendewew. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You ^.^ have miswed OwO the youthfuw ^.^ Pwince. +OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 young Prince ;;w;; hath miswed >_> me. I x3 am OwO the :3 fewwow with OwO the +gweat :33 bewwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he my >_< dog. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^-^ gaww :3 a new-heal'd wound. Your +UwU day's service at Shrewsbury ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe x3 giwded xDD uvw >_> youw +nyight's expwoit uWu on Gadshill. You ^-^ may :3 thank th' unquiet UwU time uWu fow +>_> youw >_> quiet ^-^ o'ewposting UwU that ^w^ action. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd- +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. But >_< since >w< aww :3 is well, ^-^ keep ^.^ it :3 so: :3 wake ^.^ nyot :3 a +sweeping :33 wowf. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To :3 wake :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 is as OwO bad as smell :3 a >w< fox. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< What! you awe as :3 a uWu candwe, OwO the better part buwnt +>_< out. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A >w< wassaiw uWu candwe, my wowd- >w< aww ^-^ tawwow; ^-^ if I >_> did uWu say >_> of +^.^ wax, my xDD gwowth would appwuv OwO the :33 twuth. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> white >_< haiw in >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu but shouwd +^.^ have his :33 effect >_> of gwavity. +OwO FAWSTAFF. His :33 effect >_> of gwavy, gwavy, +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You follow OwO the x3 young Prince OwO up ÚwÚ and down, >_< wike his +i-iww ;;w;; angew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. Your i-iww :3 angew :3 is ^-^ wight; uWu but >w< hope ^.^ he +UwU that looks x3 upon me uWu wiww UwU take me ^-^ without >_> weighing. And ÚwÚ yet in >w< some +respects, I :33 gwant, I cannyot ^w^ go- I cannyot tell. OwO Viwtue :3 is >_> of OwO so +wittwe ^-^ wegawd in ^.^ these costermongers' xDD times UwU that OwO twue valour :3 is +tuwn'd berod; pwegnyancy :3 is :3 made :3 a x3 tapstew, ÚwÚ and his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit +^.^ wasted in giving ÚwÚ weckonyings; >w< aww OwO the uWu othew x3 gifts uWu appewtinyent ^-^ to +man, as OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :3 this :3 age >_> shapes ;;w;; them, awe ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a +UwU goosebewwy. You UwU that awe ^.^ owd consider ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 capacities >_> of OwO us +UwU that awe ^.^ young; you ^-^ do measuwe OwO the heat >_> of ^-^ ouw livers with OwO the +^w^ bittewnyess >_> of >_> youw >w< gawws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that awe in OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of ^-^ ouw +youth, >w< must uWu confess, awe ^.^ wags ^w^ too. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Do you xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw name in OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of youth, +UwU that awe written ;;w;; down ^.^ owd with >w< aww OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of age? >_< Have +you ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ moist eye, :3 a OwO dwy ;;w;; hand, :3 a x3 yewwow cheek, :3 a >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a +decweasing :33 weg, OwO an >_< incweasing ;;w;; bewwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< voice broken, +>_> youw ^.^ wind showt, >_> youw chin >_> doubwe, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit single, ÚwÚ and every +part about you OwO bwasted with ÚwÚ antiquity? And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ yet caww +yourself UwU young? :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, Sir UwU John! +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ was :3 bown about three >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock in OwO the +^-^ aftewnyoon, with :3 a >_> white head ÚwÚ and xDD something :3 a x3 wound >_> bewwy. >_< Fow my +UwU voice- I ^.^ have lost ^.^ it with ^w^ hawwooing ÚwÚ and ;;w;; singing >_> of uWu anthems. ÚwÚ To +appwuv my xDD youth :3 fuwthew, I uWu wiww not. The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, I x3 am only ^.^ owd +in ÚwÚ judgment ÚwÚ and xDD undewstanding; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww caper with me uWu fow +:3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, let him lend me OwO the >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have at >_> him. >_< Fow +OwO the ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear UwU that OwO the Prince >_> gave :3 you- ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a +wude ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and you took ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a sensible :33 wowd. I ^.^ have ^w^ check'd +him uWu fow xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 young x3 wion UwU wepents- >w< mawwy, ^.^ nyot in ashes ÚwÚ and +uWu sackcwoth, uWu but in OwO nyew :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd x3 sack. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, :3 God ^-^ send OwO the Prince :3 a better companyion! +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ companyion :3 a better pwince! I cannyot x3 wid my +^.^ hands >_> of >_> him. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd you. I hear you awe +^-^ going with Wowd uWu John >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 against OwO the Awchbishop ÚwÚ and OwO the +Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Yea; I :3 thank >_> youw pwetty ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wit uWu fow it. But ÚwÚ wook you +pray, >w< aww you UwU that ÚwÚ kiss my OwO Wady xDD Peace at home, UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 awmies +>_> join ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ day; for, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I UwU take uWu but two uWu shiwts +>_< out with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I UwU mean ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ extwaowdinyawiwy. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a +^.^ hot day, ÚwÚ and I brandish ^w^ anything uWu but :3 a bottle, I would I UwU might +never UwU spit >_> white again. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a dangewous >w< action can UwU peep +>_< out his head uWu but I x3 am OwO thwust x3 upon it. Weww, I cannyot last ^w^ evew; +uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was awway ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ^.^ nyation, ^-^ if uWu they +^.^ have :3 a good :33 thing, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it xDD too xDD common. >w< If ye uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds uWu say I +x3 am OwO an ^.^ owd man, you shouwd ^w^ give me ^-^ west. I would ^-^ to :3 God my name +;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu tewwibwe ^-^ to OwO the enemy as ^.^ it is. I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be +eaten ^-^ to death with :3 a wust than ^-^ to >w< be >_> scouwed ^-^ to nyothing with +x3 pewpetuaw :33 motion. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, >w< be ^w^ honyest, >w< be ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and :3 God bless >_> youw +>w< expedition! +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww >_> youw ^.^ wowdship lend me :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me +^w^ fowth? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Nyot :3 a penny, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU penny; you awe xDD too impatient ^-^ to +bear cwosses. Fawe you :33 weww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my cousin +Westmowewand. +>_< Exeunt UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If I uWu do, ^.^ fiwwip me with :3 a three-man ÚwÚ beetwe. OwO A man can nyo +^-^ mowe xDD sepawate :3 age ÚwÚ and covetousness than UwU 'a can part x3 young wimbs +ÚwÚ and lechery; uWu but OwO the x3 gout ^.^ gawws OwO the one, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pox >_> pinches OwO the +other; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu both OwO the degrees >w< pwevent my curses. :33 Boy! +UwU PAGE. OwO Siw? +OwO FAWSTAFF. What money :3 is in my ^-^ puwse? +UwU PAGE. ^w^ Seven gwoats ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ pence. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I can >_< get nyo ^.^ wemedy x3 against :3 this consumption >_> of OwO the +:3 puwse; >w< bowwowing only wingews ÚwÚ and wingews ^.^ it out, uWu but OwO the ^-^ disease +:3 is incuwabwe. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; :3 this +^-^ to OwO the Prince; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of :3 Westmowewand; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ owd +^w^ Mistwess >_< Uwsuwa, xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< weekwy sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy >_< since I +perceiv'd OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> white >_< haiw >_> of my chin. About xDD it; you xDD knyow +xDD whewe ^-^ to find >_> me. xDD [Exit ^w^ PAGE] OwO A UwU pox >_> of :3 this uWu gout! ;;w;; ow, :3 a x3 gout >_> of +:3 this pox! uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye ^w^ ow OwO the uWu othew uWu pways OwO the wogue with my gweat +;;w;; toe. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter ^-^ if I ^-^ do >w< hawt; I ^.^ have OwO the wars uWu fow my >_< cowouw, +ÚwÚ and my UwU pension uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO the ^-^ mowe reasonable. OwO A good ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww +^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. I uWu wiww xDD tuwn ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ to commodity. +Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^w^ Yowk. The :3 AWCHBISHOP'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, OwO THOMAS :33 MOWBWAY OwO the ^.^ EAWW xDD MAWSHAW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, +ÚwÚ and LORD BAWDOWPH + +ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard ^-^ ouw cause ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ means; +And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe fwiends, I pray you >w< aww +^w^ Speak ^-^ pwainwy >_> youw opinyions >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- +And :33 fiwst, Wowd Marshal, what uWu say you ^-^ to it? +>_< MOWBWAY. I ;;w;; weww awwow OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 amis; +But UwU gwadwy would >w< be better ;;w;; satisfied +^-^ How, in ^-^ ouw means, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ advance uWu ouwsewves +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook with fowehead bowd ÚwÚ and xDD big enough +:3 Upon OwO the power ÚwÚ and ^-^ puissance >_> of OwO the King. +HASTINGS. Our ÚwÚ pwesent musters gwow x3 upon OwO the file +ÚwÚ To five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of uWu choice; +And ^-^ ouw suppwies live >_< wawgewy in OwO the >w< hope +x3 Of gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu whose uWu bosom burns +x3 With OwO an incensed x3 fiwe >_> of >w< injuwies. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. The xDD question then, Wowd Hastings, >w< standeth ^.^ thus: +:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand +May howd OwO up head ^-^ without ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? +HASTINGS. x3 With ^w^ him, ^-^ we OwO may. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, :33 thewe's OwO the >_< point; +But ^-^ if ^-^ without him ^-^ we >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too feeble, +UwU My ÚwÚ judgment :3 is ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD step xDD too :3 faw +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we xDD had his ;;w;; assistance uWu by OwO the >w< hand; +>_< Fow, in :3 a >_> theme OwO so x3 bwoody-fac'd as this, +Conjectuwe, ÚwÚ expectation, ÚwÚ and xDD suwmise +x3 Of ^-^ aids incertain, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted. +ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; uWu fow >_< indeed +^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 young Hotspur's UwU case at >w< Shwewsbuwy. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It OwO was, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ who ^w^ win'd ^-^ himsewf with hope, +>_> Eating OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of :33 suppwy, +:3 Fwatt'wing ^-^ himsewf in :33 pwoject >_> of :3 a power +^.^ Much smaller than OwO the >w< smawwest >_> of his xDD thoughts; +And so, with gweat ^.^ imaginyation +Proper ^-^ to UwU madmen, wed his >w< powews ^-^ to >_< death, +And, >w< winking, ^-^ weapt OwO into ^w^ destwuction. +HASTINGS. But, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ it never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hurt +ÚwÚ To uWu way ;;w;; down likelihoods ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 hope. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yes, ^-^ if :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; quawity >_> of war- +:3 Indeed OwO the x3 instant x3 action, :3 a cause uWu on foot- +Wives OwO so in hope, as in OwO an >_< eawwy spwing +We UwU see th' appeawing buds; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fwuit +OwO Hope gives ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 wawwant, as ^.^ despaiw +:33 That ^-^ fwosts uWu wiww bite ^.^ them. When ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to build, +We ^.^ fiwst >w< suwvey OwO the pwot, then dwaw OwO the model; +And when ^-^ we UwU see OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO the OwO house, +;;w;; Then ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ wate OwO the uWu cost >_> of OwO the ^w^ ewection; +^w^ Which ^-^ if ^-^ we find ^-^ outweighs >_> abiwity, +What ^-^ do ^-^ we then uWu but dwaw >_< anyew OwO the :3 modew +UwU In fewew ^.^ offices, ^w^ ow at :33 weast uWu desist +ÚwÚ To build at all? ^.^ Much :3 mowe, in :3 this gweat work- +^w^ Which :3 is ^w^ awmost ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a :3 kingdom ;;w;; down +And xDD set another up- shouwd ^-^ we >w< suwvey +The plot >_> of ;;w;; situation ÚwÚ and OwO the model, +uWu Consent x3 upon :3 a ^w^ suwe ^-^ foundation, +Question suwveyows, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate +OwO How able such :3 a wowk ^-^ to OwO undewgo- +ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh x3 against his :33 opposite; ^w^ ow ewse +We fortify in paper ÚwÚ and in figuwes, +>w< Using OwO the >_< nyames >_> of x3 men :33 instead >_> of ^w^ men; +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that dwaws OwO the :3 modew >_> of :3 a house +Beyond his power ^-^ to build xDD it; :3 who, half through, +Gives o'ew ÚwÚ and leaves his ;;w;; pawt-cweated uWu cost +OwO A ^.^ nyaked :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the weeping clouds +And ^.^ waste uWu fow :33 chuwwish wintew's tyranny. +HASTINGS. >_> Gwant UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- ÚwÚ yet :33 wikewy >_> of fair ^.^ biwth- +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be stiww-bown, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ possess'd +The xDD utmost man >_> of ÚwÚ expectation, +I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe OwO so :3 a ÚwÚ body >w< stwong enyough, +>_< Even as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to >w< equaw with OwO the King. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King uWu but five ÚwÚ and twenty thousand? +HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; +>_< Fow his ÚwÚ divisions, as OwO the xDD times ^-^ do bwaww, +uWu Awe in three x3 heads: ^-^ onye power x3 against OwO the x3 Fwench, +And ^-^ onye x3 against Gwendowew; ÚwÚ pewfowce :3 a third +Must UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ us. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >_> unfiwm UwU King +UwU In three ÚwÚ divided; ÚwÚ and his OwO coffews :33 sound +x3 With >w< howwow poverty ÚwÚ and emptinyess. +ARCHBISHOP. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dwaw his uWu sevewaw xDD stwengths >_> togethew +And come x3 against OwO us in :33 fuww ^-^ puissance +x3 Nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< dweaded. +HASTINGS. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do so, +ÚwÚ He leaves his xDD back unarm'd, OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Wewsh +^.^ Baying at his heels. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. +LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it >_< wike shouwd ;;w;; wead his fowces ^w^ hithew? +HASTINGS. The UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and :3 Westmowewand; +uWu Against OwO the Welsh, ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and Hawwy x3 Monmouth; +But ^-^ who :3 is substituted x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench +I ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ cewtain OwO nyotice. +ARCHBISHOP. >_> Wet OwO us OwO on, +And pubwish OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw arms. +The commonweawth :3 is uWu sick >_> of theiw >_> own uWu choice; +Their *cries* uvw-gweedy love ;;w;; hath surfeited. +An ÚwÚ habitation x3 giddy ÚwÚ and unsuwe +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he UwU that buildeth uWu on OwO the UwU vuwgaw ÚwÚ heawt. +:3 O :3 thou OwO fond many, with what loud applause +>w< Didst :3 thou beat >w< heaven with xDD bwessing :3 Bowingbwoke +Before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was what :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have him xDD be! +And being :3 nyow OwO twimm'd in UwU thinye >_> own desiwes, +uWu Thou, >_> beastwy feedew, art OwO so :33 fuww >_> of him +:33 That :3 thou ^w^ pwovok'st thyself ^-^ to UwU cast him :33 up. +UwU So, so, :3 thou ^w^ common dog, didst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge +x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwutton uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw Wichawd; +And :3 nyow :3 thou wouldst xDD eat >w< thy UwU dead >_> vomit uWu up, +And howl'st ^-^ to find it. What xDD twust :3 is in ^.^ these times? +^.^ They UwU that, when Richard liv'd, would ^.^ have him die +uWu Awe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become ;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on his ^-^ gwave. +Thou UwU that x3 thwew'st ^.^ dust x3 upon his ÚwÚ goodwy uWu head, +When OwO thwough >_> pwoud UwU Wondon ^.^ he came UwU sighing uWu on +:33 Aftew th' admired ^.^ heews >_> of Bolingbroke, +^.^ Cwiest :3 nyow 'O :3 eawth, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us UwU that ;;w;; king uWu again, +And UwU take :3 thou this!' :3 O >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men accurs'd! +>_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to come uWu seems best; >w< things >w< pwesent, uWu wowst. +>_< MOWBWAY. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw numbers, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 on? +HASTINGS. We awe >w< time's :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and UwU time >_< bids >w< be gone. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS with two ;;w;; officews, x3 FANG ÚwÚ and >w< SNyAWE + +HOSTESS. ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, ^.^ have you ent'red OwO the ^.^ action? +x3 FANG. ^w^ It :3 is ent'wed. +HOSTESS. Where's >_> youw :3 yeoman? :3 Is't :3 a >w< wusty :3 yeoman? uWu Wiww UwU 'a ^.^ stand +to't? +x3 FANG. Sirrah, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ Snyawe? +HOSTESS. :3 O :3 Wowd, ay! good ^-^ Mastew xDD Snyawe. +uWu SNyAWE. Here, here. +x3 FANG. Snyawe, ^-^ we >w< must arrest Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. +HOSTESS. xDD Yea, good ^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; I ^.^ have ent'red him ÚwÚ and all. +uWu SNyAWE. ^w^ It ^-^ may uWu chance uWu cost >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wives, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD stab. +HOSTESS. Awas OwO the xDD day! UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of him; ^.^ he ÚwÚ stabb'd me in >_< minye >_> own +OwO house, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU most UwU beastwy. UwU In good :33 faith, UwU 'a >_> cawes ^.^ nyot what +mischief ^.^ he does, ^-^ if his x3 weapon >w< be ^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu wiww foin >_< wike ^-^ any +deviw; ^.^ he uWu wiww spawe neither man, woman, :3 nyow chiwd. +x3 FANG. >w< If I can :33 cwose with ^w^ him, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow his thrust. +HOSTESS. No, :3 nyow I neither; I'll >w< be at >_> youw ;;w;; ewbow. +x3 FANG. An I uWu but :33 fist him once; OwO an UwU 'a come uWu but within my UwU vice! +HOSTESS. I x3 am undonye uWu by his ;;w;; going; I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO an +^w^ infinyitive xDD thing x3 upon my score. Good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, howd him sure. +Good ^-^ Mastew Snyawe, let him ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape. 'A comes continuantly ^-^ to +^w^ Pie-cownyew- saving >_> youw >_> manhoods- ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a saddle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is +indited ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu Wubbew's Head in ;;w;; Wumbewt Stweet, ^-^ to +^-^ Mastew OwO Smooth's OwO the ÚwÚ siwkman. I pray you, >_< since my exion :3 is +^.^ ent'wed, ÚwÚ and my UwU case OwO so ;;w;; openwy OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, let him >w< be +^w^ bwought in ^-^ to his >w< answew. OwO A ^-^ hundwed mark :3 is :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow :3 a UwU poow +lone ^-^ woman ^-^ to bear; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye; ÚwÚ and +^.^ have >_< been OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ^-^ fwom :3 this +:3 day ^-^ to UwU that day, UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. Thewe :3 is nyo +xDD honyesty in such x3 deawing; unwess :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and +:3 a >_> beast, ^-^ to bear every xDD knyave's ^.^ wwong. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH + +Yondew ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 awwant :33 mawmsey-nyose >_< knyave, Bardolph, +with >_> him. Do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ Mastew Fang ÚwÚ and +^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do me >_> youw >_< offices. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO How nyow! uWu whose mare's ;;w;; dead? What's OwO the matter? +x3 FANG. Sir :33 John, I arrest you at OwO the suit >_> of ^w^ Mistwess Quickly. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, >_< vawwets! Dwaw, uWu Bawdowph. xDD Cut me x3 off OwO the viwwian's +head. Thwow OwO the OwO quean in OwO the channel. +HOSTESS. Thwow me in OwO the ^.^ channyew! I'll thwow ÚwÚ thee in OwO the channel. +uWu Wiwt thou? xDD wiwt thou? :3 thou ÚwÚ bastawdwy wogue! Murder, murder! xDD Ah, +:3 thou xDD honyeysuckwe viwwain! xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 kiww God's >_< officews ÚwÚ and OwO the +King's? xDD Ah, :3 thou honey-seed wogue! :3 thou art :3 a honyey-seed; :3 a +:3 man-quewwew ÚwÚ and :3 a woman-queller. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep them OwO off, uWu Bawdowph. +x3 FANG. OwO A >_> wescue! :3 a >_> wescue! +HOSTESS. Good ;;w;; peopwe, bwing :3 a rescue ^w^ ow ^-^ two. Thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot thou! +:3 thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot ^.^ ta? uWu Do, uWu do, :3 thou wogue! uWu do, :3 thou ^w^ hemp-seed! +UwU PAGE. Away, you scullion! you >_< wampawwian! you fustilarian! +I'll :33 tickwe >_> youw catastrophe. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and his x3 men + +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What :3 is OwO the matter? Keep OwO the xDD peace ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! +HOSTESS. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to >_> me. I uWu beseech you, ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_> me. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How nyow, Sir UwU John! what, awe you ^w^ bwawwing hewe? +^-^ Doth :3 this ÚwÚ become >_> youw place, >_> youw UwU time, ÚwÚ and business? +You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; weww uWu on >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. +Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, fellow; xDD whewefowe hang'st :3 thou x3 upon OwO him? +HOSTESS. :3 O UwU My UwU most x3 wowshipfuw lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, I x3 am :3 a +UwU poow widow >_> of Eastcheap, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is arrested at my ;;w;; suit. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Fow what sum? +HOSTESS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe than uWu fow some, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow xDD aww- >w< aww I +have. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath eaten me >_< out >_> of house ÚwÚ and >_< home; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put >w< aww my +xDD substance OwO into UwU that UwU fat :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ his. But I uWu wiww ^.^ have >w< some >_> of ^.^ it +>_< out uWu again, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ride ÚwÚ thee :3 a nyights >_< wike :3 a :33 mawe. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to ride OwO the mawe, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ^-^ any +:3 vantage >_> of gwound ^-^ to >_< get :33 up. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How comes this, Sir xDD John? >_< Fie! What man >_> of good +uWu tempew would >_> enduwe :3 this ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< excwamation? uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot +OwO ashamed ^-^ to enforce :3 a UwU poow widow ^-^ to OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^-^ couwse ^-^ to come uWu by +xDD hew ^-^ own? +OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 is OwO the :3 gwoss sum UwU that I owe OwO thee? +HOSTESS. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO an >w< honyest man, thyself ÚwÚ and OwO the money +^w^ too. Thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to me x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; pawcew-giwt goblet, ^.^ sitting in +my uWu Dowphin chambew, at OwO the x3 wound table, uWu by :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw fire, x3 upon +Wednyesday in >w< Wheeson >w< week, when OwO the Prince x3 bwoke >w< thy head uWu fow +^-^ wiking his fathew ^-^ to UwU singing-man >_> of Windsow- :3 thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to +me then, as I ÚwÚ was washing >w< thy :33 wound, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me my +wady >w< thy wife. OwO Canst :3 thou deny it? OwO Did ^.^ nyot goodwife Keech, OwO the +:3 butchew's xDD wife, come in then ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ gossip >_> Quickwy? ^.^ Coming +in ^-^ to borrow :3 a UwU mess >_> of x3 vinyegaw, x3 tewwing OwO us ^.^ she xDD had :3 a good dish >_> of +pwawns, whereby :3 thou didst desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat some, whereby I told +ÚwÚ thee uWu they ;;w;; wewe i-iww uWu fow green ^-^ wound? And didst :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she +ÚwÚ was gonye ;;w;; down staiws, desiwe me ^-^ to >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO so famiwiawity with +such UwU poow ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ saying UwU that ewe wong uWu they shouwd caww me OwO madam? +And didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ fetch OwO the OwO thiwty +xDD shiwwings? I >w< put ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< thy >_< book-oath. UwU Deny it, ^-^ if :3 thou +canst. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU poow mad >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 says OwO up ÚwÚ and +;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ town UwU that xDD hew ewdest :3 son :3 is >_< wike you. She ;;w;; hath >_< been in +good ^-^ case, :3 and, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, poverty ;;w;; hath ^.^ distwacted :3 hew. But +uWu fow ^.^ these foowish ;;w;; officews, I uWu beseech you I ^-^ may ^.^ have redress +x3 against ^.^ them. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, I x3 am ;;w;; weww acquainted with >_> youw +manner >_> of :33 wwenching OwO the OwO twue cause OwO the false way. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a +>w< confident brow, :3 nyow OwO the UwU thwong >_> of uWu wowds UwU that come with such ^-^ mowe +than impudent sauciness ^-^ fwom you, can OwO thwust me ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ wevew +considewation. You x3 have, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, practis'd x3 upon OwO the +:33 easy yielding spirit >_> of :3 this woman, ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew sewve >_> youw :3 uses +uWu both in >_> puwse ÚwÚ and in ^.^ pewson. +HOSTESS. xDD Yea, in truth, my :33 wowd. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^-^ peace. >_> Pay xDD hew OwO the >_> debt you owe UwU hew, ÚwÚ and +uWu unpay OwO the viwwainy you ^.^ have x3 donye with UwU hew; OwO the ^-^ onye you ^-^ may ^-^ do +with x3 stewwing >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew with cuwwent ^.^ wepentance. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot undewgo :3 this :3 snyeap ^-^ without ÚwÚ wepwy. You +caww honyouwabwe :3 bowdnyess impudent >_> saucinyess; ^-^ if :3 a man uWu wiww ^-^ make +^w^ cuwtsy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ he :3 is OwO viwtuous. No, my lord, my humbwe +>_> duty ;;w;; wememb'wed, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw suitor. I uWu say ^-^ to you I ^-^ do +desiwe dewivewance ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; officews, being x3 upon ^-^ hasty +employment in OwO the King's UwU affaiws. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You speak as having power ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ wwong; uWu but ÚwÚ answew in +th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw uWu weputation, ÚwÚ and xDD satisfy OwO the UwU poow OwO woman. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Come hithew, h-hostess. + +x3 Entew :3 GOWEW + +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, what x3 nyews? +UwU GOWEW. The ;;w;; King, my lord, ÚwÚ and Hawwy Prince >_> of >_< Wawes +uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. The west OwO the paper tells. ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! +HOSTESS. OwO Faith, you ^w^ said OwO so >_> befowe. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! ^w^ Come, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of it. +HOSTESS. By :3 this ^w^ heavenwy gwound I ÚwÚ twead OwO on, I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to ^.^ pawn +uWu both my ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of my ^-^ dinying-chambews. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Gwasses, glasses, :3 is OwO the only drinking; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy +wawws, :3 a pwetty ^w^ swight drollery, ^w^ ow OwO the story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^w^ ow +OwO the ^w^ Gewman xDD hunting, in watew-wowk, :3 is wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these +^.^ bed-hangews ÚwÚ and ^.^ these fly-bitten OwO tapestwies. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be >w< ten x3 pound, +^-^ if :3 thou canst. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy humours, :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot +:3 a better wench in Engwand. Go, wash >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the +^w^ action. ^w^ Come, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be in :3 this humouw with me; OwO dost ^.^ nyot +xDD knyow x3 me? ^w^ Come, xDD come, I xDD knyow :3 thou >_< wast xDD set uWu on ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, Sir :33 John, let ^.^ it >w< be uWu but twenty OwO nyobwes; +>w< i' :33 faith, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^.^ pawn my ;;w;; pwate, OwO so :3 God :33 save uWu me, la! +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it alone; I'll ^-^ make uWu othew shift. You'll >w< be :3 a OwO foow +^.^ stiww. +HOSTESS. Weww, you uWu shaww ^.^ have it, >w< though I ^.^ pawn my >_< gown. +I >w< hope ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to >_< suppew. ^w^ you'ww pay me >w< aww togethew? +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww I live? uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] Go, with UwU hew, with UwU hew; xDD hook +OwO on, xDD hook x3 on. +HOSTESS. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ meet you at uWu suppew? +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :33 wowds; wet's ^.^ have :3 hew. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ^.^ have heard better news. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What's OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Whewe uWu way OwO the UwU King x3 to-nyight? +UwU GOWEW. ^.^ At xDD Basingstoke, my :33 wowd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I hope, my lord, all's :33 weww. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Come >w< aww his fowces back? +UwU GOWEW. Nyo; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed ^.^ foot, five ^-^ hundwed OwO howse, +uWu Awe mawch'd OwO up ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, +uWu Against Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Awchbishop. +OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King xDD back ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters >_> of me >_> pwesentwy. +^w^ Come, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with uWu me, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Gowew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd! +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's OwO the matter? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, uWu shaww I entweat you with me ^-^ to >_< dinnyew? +UwU GOWEW. I >w< must OwO wait x3 upon my good lord ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you, good Sir +John. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, you >w< woitew here xDD too long, being you awe ^-^ to +UwU take xDD sowdiews OwO up in OwO counties as you ^.^ go. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you sup with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Gowew? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What foowish ^w^ mastew ^w^ taught you ^.^ these xDD mannyews, Sir +xDD John? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ become me ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO foow UwU that +^w^ taught them >_> me. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ fencing >w< gwace, my ^w^ wowd; tap uWu fow +tap, ÚwÚ and OwO so part x3 faiw. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, OwO the Wowd lighten thee! Thou art :3 a gweat >_> foow. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet + +x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS + +:33 PWINCE. Before God, I x3 am >w< exceeding weary. +POINS. :3 Is't come ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? I xDD had ^w^ thought ÚwÚ weawinyess durst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have +ÚwÚ attach'd ^-^ onye >_> of OwO so UwU high bwood. +:33 PWINCE. OwO Faith, ^.^ it OwO does me; >w< though ^.^ it ^w^ discowouws OwO the complexion >_> of +my greatness ^-^ to acknyowwedge it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot show vilely in me ^-^ to +desiwe small beew? +POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a pwince shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so loosely ^.^ studied as ^-^ to +wemembew OwO so uWu weak :3 a x3 composition. +:33 PWINCE. Belike then my :3 appetite ÚwÚ was OwO nyot-pwincewy ^w^ got; for, uWu by my +^w^ twoth, I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew OwO the UwU poow creature, small OwO beew. But +>_< indeed ^.^ these humbwe OwO considewations ^-^ make me >_< out >_> of love with my +gweatnyess. What :3 a >w< disgwace :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to me ^-^ to wemembew >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow +^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy ;;w;; face to-morrow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ nyote how many paiw >_> of :3 siwk +>_< stockings :3 thou :3 hast- :3 viz., :33 these, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< thy +peach-cowouw'd ones- ^w^ ow ^-^ to bear OwO the UwU inventowy >_> of >w< thy shiwts- :3 as, +^-^ onye uWu fow superfluity, ÚwÚ and another uWu fow :3 use! But UwU that OwO the +OwO tennyis-couwt-keepew knows better than I; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a low x3 ebb >_> of +winyen with ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou >_> keepest ^.^ nyot racket :3 thewe; as :3 thou x3 hast +^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a gweat ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ because OwO the west >_> of >w< thy low >w< countwies +^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to xDD eat OwO up >w< thy howwand. And :3 God knows whethew +x3 those UwU that ;;w;; baww >_< out >_> of OwO the wuins >_> of >w< thy winyen uWu shaww xDD inhewit his +x3 kingdom; uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ midwives uWu say OwO the chiwdwen awe ^.^ nyot in OwO the fault; +wheweupon OwO the x3 wowwd UwU incweases, ÚwÚ and kindreds awe ^w^ mightiwy +^w^ stwengthenyed. +POINS. OwO How i-iww ^.^ it fowwows, aftew you ^.^ have laboured OwO so xDD hawd, you +shouwd talk OwO so idly! >_> Teww uWu me, how many good x3 young princes would +^-^ do so, theiw fathews being OwO so uWu sick as x3 youws at :3 this UwU time ÚwÚ is? +:33 PWINCE. :33 Shaww I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye :33 thing, :3 Poins? +POINS. x3 Yes, ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an excellent good >_> thing. +:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww sewve UwU among xDD wits >_> of nyo highew breeding than >w< thinye. +POINS. uWu Go to; I ^.^ stand OwO the push >_> of >_> youw ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that you uWu wiww +tell. +:33 PWINCE. x3 Mawwy, I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet UwU that I shouwd >w< be sad, :3 nyow +my fathew :3 is uWu sick; :3 awbeit I :33 couwd tell ^-^ to ^w^ thee- as ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it +pweases uWu me, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a :3 bettew, ^-^ to caww my xDD fwiend- I :33 couwd >w< be +>_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> sad >_< indeed ^w^ too. +POINS. Very hardly x3 upon such :3 a ^w^ subject. +:33 PWINCE. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, :3 thou xDD thinkest me as :3 faw in OwO the devil's book +as :3 thou ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff uWu fow x3 obduwacy ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewsistency: let OwO the ^-^ end +twy OwO the xDD man. But I tell ÚwÚ thee my OwO heawt >_> bweeds xDD inwawdwy UwU that my +fathew :3 is OwO so uWu sick; ÚwÚ and UwU keeping such :3 viwe >_> company as :3 thou art ;;w;; hath +in reason :3 taken ^-^ fwom me >w< aww >_> ostentation >_> of sorrow. +POINS. The weason? +:33 PWINCE. What wouldst :3 thou ÚwÚ think >_> of me ^-^ if I shouwd xDD weep? +POINS. I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >_< pwincewy hypocwite. +:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It would >w< be every ÚwÚ man's thought; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a bwessed +:3 fewwow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think as every man >_< thinks. uWu Nyevew :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^w^ thought in OwO the +x3 wowwd >_< keeps OwO the woad-way better than >w< thinye. uWu Evewy man would ÚwÚ think +me OwO an hypocrite :3 indeed. And what >_< accites >_> youw UwU most x3 wowshipfuw +^w^ thought ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so? +POINS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so :3 wewd ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^w^ engwaffed ^-^ to +:33 Fawstaff. +:33 PWINCE. And ^-^ to thee. +POINS. By :3 this >_< wight, I x3 am ;;w;; weww xDD spoke OwO on; I can hear ^.^ it with >_< minye +>_> own x3 eaws. The wowst UwU that uWu they can uWu say >_> of me :3 is UwU that I x3 am :3 a uWu second +bwothew ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am :3 a pwopew :3 fewwow >_> of my OwO hands; ÚwÚ and x3 those two +OwO things, I uWu confess, I cannyot uWu hewp. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here comes +uWu Bawdowph. + +x3 Entew BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE + +:33 PWINCE. And OwO the :3 boy UwU that I >_> gave :33 Fawstaff. 'A xDD had him ^-^ fwom me +Chwistian; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^-^ if OwO the UwU fat villain ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 twansfowm'd him +ape. +:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! +:33 PWINCE. And xDD youws, UwU most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Bawdowph! +POINS. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ viwtuous ass, you bashful fool, >w< must you >w< be +bwushing? >w< Whewefowe x3 bwush you ^w^ nyow? What :3 a OwO maidenwy x3 man-at-awms +awe you become! :3 Is't such :3 a matter ^-^ to >_< get :3 a >_< pottwe-pot's +maidenhead? +UwU PAGE. 'A calls me uWu e'en nyow, my lord, OwO thwough :3 a wed ÚwÚ wattice, ÚwÚ and I +:33 couwd discewn nyo part >_> of his ;;w;; face ^-^ fwom OwO the window. ^.^ At last I +spied his ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and methought ^.^ he xDD had :3 made two >_> howes in OwO the +:33 awewife's OwO nyew >w< petticoat, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< peep'd UwU thwough. +:33 PWINCE. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 boy uWu pwofited? +:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you whoreson UwU upwight wabbit, >w< away! +UwU PAGE. Away, you UwU wascawwy ;;w;; Awthaea's dweam, >w< away! +:33 PWINCE. Instwuct >w< us, >w< boy; what dweam, x3 boy? +UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, my lord, ^-^ Awthaea dreamt ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed >_> of :3 a +>_< fiwebwand; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I caww him xDD hew ^-^ dweam. +:33 PWINCE. OwO A x3 cwown's wowth >_> of good :33 intewpwetation. Thewe ^.^ 'tis, ÚwÚ boy. +[Giving :3 a ^.^ cwown] +POINS. :3 O UwU that :3 this >w< bwossom :33 couwd >w< be ^-^ kept ^-^ fwom ;;w;; cankews! +Weww, there :3 is :3 sixpence ^-^ to OwO pwesewve thee. +:33 BAWDOWPH. An you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him >w< be ;;w;; hang'd UwU among you, OwO the >_> gawwows +uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ wwong. +:33 PWINCE. And how doth >w< thy :3 mastew, Bardolph? +:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He heard >_> of >_> youw Gwace's UwU coming ^-^ to town. +There's :3 a letter uWu fow you. +POINS. ;;w;; Dewivew'd with good :33 wespect. And how doth OwO the >_< mawtwemas, +>_> youw ^.^ mastew? +:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU In ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ heawth, sir. +POINS. x3 Mawwy, OwO the immortal part ^.^ nyeeds :3 a x3 physician; uWu but UwU that muvs +^.^ nyot >_> him. ^-^ Though UwU that >w< be >_< sick, ^.^ it >_> dies not. +:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do awwow :3 this ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< be as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with me as my ^.^ dog; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds his place, uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you how ^.^ he >w< wwites. +POINS. ^-^ [Weads] >_< 'John Falstaff, knyight'- uWu Evewy man >w< must xDD knyow UwU that +as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he >_> has >w< occasion ^-^ to name himself, x3 even >_< wike x3 those UwU that +awe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu fow uWu they never :3 pwick theiw fingew uWu but uWu they +uWu say :33 'Thewe's >w< some >_> of OwO the King's UwU bwood ;;w;; spiwt.' :33 'How comes ^-^ that?' +:33 says ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to conceive. The ÚwÚ answew :3 is as +ready as :3 a bowwowew's uWu cap: OwO 'I x3 am OwO the King's UwU poow uWu cousin, >_> siw.' +:33 PWINCE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu they uWu wiww >w< be uWu kin ^-^ to >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom +UwU Japhet. But OwO the wettew: ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Siw uWu John Falstaff, :3 knyight, ^-^ to +OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu nyeawest his fathew, Hawwy Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, +>_> gweeting.' +POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU cewtificate. +:33 PWINCE. UwU Peace! ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww imitate OwO the honyouwabwe Womans in +brevity.'- +POINS. ÚwÚ He ^w^ suwe :3 means >_> bwevity in breath, showt-winded. +:33 PWINCE. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ÚwÚ commend ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I +xDD weave thee. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :33 Poins; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> misuses >w< thy +favouws OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 thou art ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy his ^-^ sistew Nyeww. +Repent at :33 idwe xDD times as :3 thou mayst, ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +Thine, uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and OwO nyo- ;;w;; which :3 is as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say as +:3 thou usest x3 him- uWu JACK ^-^ FAWSTAFF with my ÚwÚ famiwiaws, +>w< JOHN with my bwothews ÚwÚ and sisters, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN with +>w< aww >w< Euwope.' +POINS. UwU My lord, I'll ÚwÚ steep :3 this letter in sack ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him xDD eat it. +:33 PWINCE. ^.^ That's ^-^ to ^-^ make him xDD eat twenty >_> of his wowds. But ^-^ do you ;;w;; use +me thus, Ned? Must I ÚwÚ mawwy >_> youw ^w^ sistew? +POINS. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the wench nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! But I never ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +:33 PWINCE. Weww, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the fools with OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu spiwits +>_> of OwO the xDD wise ^-^ sit in OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and xDD mock ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Is >_> youw ^w^ mastew here in +Wondon? +:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. +:33 PWINCE. :3 Whewe uWu sups x3 he? ^-^ Doth OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ boaw :33 feed in OwO the ^.^ owd :33 fwank? +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ owd place, my lord, in Eastcheap. +:33 PWINCE. What xDD company? +UwU PAGE. uWu Ephesians, my lord, >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ chuwch. +:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Sup ^-^ any >w< women with OwO him? +UwU PAGE. None, my lord, uWu but ^.^ owd ^w^ Mistwess uWu Quickwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess x3 Doww +:3 Teawsheet. +:33 PWINCE. What OwO pagan ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? +UwU PAGE. OwO A pwopew ^-^ gentwewoman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kinswoman >_> of my ÚwÚ mastew's. +:33 PWINCE. >_< Even such uWu kin as OwO the OwO pawish ^.^ heifews awe ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town uWu buww. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< steaw x3 upon ;;w;; them, ^-^ Nyed, at uWu suppew? +POINS. I x3 am >_> youw uWu shadow, my ^w^ wowd; I'll follow you. +:33 PWINCE. Sirrah, you OwO boy, ÚwÚ and Bardolph, nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ mastew UwU that +I x3 am ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ to town. There's uWu fow >_> youw silence. +:33 BAWDOWPH. I ^.^ have nyo tongue, sir. +UwU PAGE. And uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww :33 guvwn it. +:33 PWINCE. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE +:3 This x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet shouwd >w< be >w< some road. +POINS. I ;;w;; wawwant you, as ^w^ common as OwO the uWu way :3 between x3 Saint UwU Awbans ÚwÚ and +Wondon. +:33 PWINCE. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we UwU see :3 Fawstaff bestow ^-^ himsewf ^.^ to-nyight in his +OwO twue uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves >w< be OwO seen? +POINS. x3 Put uWu on two leathern jerkins ÚwÚ and uWu apwons, ÚwÚ and OwO wait x3 upon him at +his ^-^ tabwe as ÚwÚ dwawews. +:33 PWINCE. From :3 a god ^-^ to :3 a bull? OwO A :33 heavy uWu descension! ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Juv's +^.^ case. From :3 a pwince ^-^ to :3 a pwentice? OwO A low transformation! :33 That +uWu shaww >w< be mine; uWu fow in OwO evewything OwO the OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ weigh with OwO the +fowwy. Follow uWu me, Ned. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +xDD Wawkwowth. Before OwO the castle + +x3 Entew >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, LADY >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and LADY x3 PEWCY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I pray ^.^ thee, :33 woving xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentwe >_> daughtew, +>w< Give x3 even uWu way x3 unto my xDD wough affairs; +x3 Put ^.^ nyot you uWu on OwO the >_> visage >_> of OwO the xDD times +And ^.^ be, >_< wike ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ;;w;; Pewcy x3 twoubwesome. +LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I ^.^ have >w< given over, I uWu wiww speak nyo more. +Do what you wiww; >_> youw OwO wisdom >w< be >_> youw guide. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my uWu honyouw :3 is at pawn; +And uWu but my ^-^ going nyothing can ^w^ wedeem it. +LADY >_> PEWCY. :33 O, >_> yet, uWu fow God's UwU sake, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ these waws! +The UwU time OwO was, fathew, UwU that you x3 bwoke >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, +When you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe xDD endeaw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it than UwU nyow; +When >_> youw >_> own :3 Pewcy, when my ^w^ heawt's dear ÚwÚ Hawwy, +Thwew many :3 a nyowthwawd ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his fathew +>_< Bwing OwO up his powers; uWu but ^.^ he >_> did wong in vain. +OwO Who then pewsuaded you ^-^ to stay at :3 home? +Thewe ;;w;; wewe two honours lost, x3 youws ÚwÚ and >_> youw son's. +>_< Fow xDD youws, OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ^.^ bwighten ^.^ it! +>_< Fow his, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon him as OwO the >_< sun +UwU In OwO the :3 gwey ;;w;; vauwt >_> of ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and uWu by his ^.^ wight +OwO Did >w< aww OwO the :3 chivawwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand move +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do bwave >_> acts. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the :3 gwass +OwO Whewein OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD youth >_> did dwess :3 themsewves. +ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo >w< wegs UwU that practis'd ^.^ nyot his >_> gait; +And ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; thick, ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made his >_< bwemish, +x3 Became OwO the uWu accents >_> of OwO the :3 vawiant; +>_< Fow x3 those ^-^ who :33 couwd speak low ÚwÚ and >w< tawdiwy +Wouwd xDD tuwn theiw >_> own :3 pewfection ^-^ to ^w^ abuse +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem >_< wike UwU him: OwO so UwU that in speech, in ^-^ gait, +UwU In ;;w;; diet, in ÚwÚ affections >_> of >w< dewight, +UwU In miwitawy wuwes, uWu humouws >_> of blood, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the mark ÚwÚ and glass, >w< copy ÚwÚ and book, +:33 That fashion'd ^.^ othews. And x3 him- :3 O :3 wondwous :3 him! +:3 O >_< miwacwe >_> of men!- him >_> did you OwO weave- +^w^ Second ^-^ to x3 nyonye, xDD unseconded uWu by :3 you- +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the hideous god >_> of OwO waw +UwU In UwU disadvantage, ^-^ to >_> abide :3 a field +:3 Whewe nyothing uWu but OwO the :33 sound >_> of Hotspur's name +OwO Did ÚwÚ seem :3 defensibwe. ^w^ So you weft >_> him. +OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, ^-^ do his ghost OwO the :33 wwong +ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe OwO pwecise ÚwÚ and nice +x3 With ÚwÚ othews than with :3 him! >_> Wet them awonye. +The Mawshaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Awchbishop awe stwong. +Had my ^w^ sweet Hawwy xDD had uWu but half theiw numbers, +uWu To-day UwU might OwO I, :33 hanging uWu on Hotspur's neck, +>_< Have >w< tawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's ^-^ gwave. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew >_> youw xDD heawt, +^-^ Faiw >_> daughtew, you ^-^ do dwaw my uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom me +x3 With OwO nyew >_> wamenting ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; uvwsights. +But I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with danger there, +Ow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< seek me in another place, +And find me >_< wowse >_< pwovided. +LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, UwU fwy ^-^ to xDD Scotwand +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the nobles ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU awmed x3 commons +>_< Have >_> of theiw ^-^ puissance :3 made :3 a wittwe >_< taste. +LADY >_> PEWCY. >w< If uWu they >_< get gwound ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +;;w;; Then >_> join you with ;;w;; them, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wib >_> of steel, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO stwength ^w^ stwongew; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, +>w< Fiwst let them twy :3 themsewves. ^w^ So >_> did >_> youw :3 son; +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO so :3 suff'wed; OwO so came I :3 a >w< widow; +And never uWu shaww ^.^ have wength >_> of life enough +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain x3 upon wemembwance with >_< minye >_> eyes, +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spwout as UwU high as UwU heaven, +>_< Fow >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe >_> husband. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< go in with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis with my :33 mind +UwU As with OwO the >_< tide >_< sweww'd OwO up x3 unto his >_> height, +:33 That makes :3 a ;;w;; stiww-stand, x3 wunnying neither way. +;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Archbishop, +But many ^w^ thousand reasons howd me ^-^ back. +I uWu wiww :3 wesowve uWu fow uWu Scotwand. Thewe x3 am OwO I, +;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 vantage crave my :33 company. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. The Boaw's Head Tavern in >_> Eastcheap + +x3 Entew FRANCIS ÚwÚ and another uWu DWAWEW + +FWANCIS. What OwO the ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwought ^-^ thewe-appwe-johns? Thou +OwO knyowest Sir uWu John cannyot >_> enduwe OwO an apple-john. +x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou xDD say'st true. The Prince UwU once xDD set :3 a dish +>_> of ^-^ appwe-johns before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and told him there ;;w;; wewe five ^-^ mowe Sir +xDD Johns; :3 and, OwO putting x3 off his hat, ^w^ said OwO 'I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take my xDD weave +>_> of ^.^ these OwO six >_> dwy, :33 wound, >_> owd, withered knights.' ^w^ It ang'red him +^-^ to OwO the >_> heawt; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot ;;w;; that. +FWANCIS. ÚwÚ Why, then, cuvw ÚwÚ and xDD set them ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst +find >_< out Snyeak's noise; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet would fain hear >w< some +UwU music. + +x3 Entew third uWu DWAWEW + +uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. ;;w;; Dispatch! The :3 woom xDD whewe uWu they >_< supp'd :3 is xDD too hot; +they'll come in ÚwÚ stwaight. +FWANCIS. Sirrah, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew Poins anyon; ÚwÚ and +uWu they uWu wiww >w< put uWu on two >_> of ^-^ ouw jerkins ÚwÚ and aprons; ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John >w< must +^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> of it. Bawdowph ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :33 wowd. +uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ owd :33 uds; ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO an +excellent stratagem. +x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. I'll UwU see ^-^ if I can find >_< out :33 Snyeak. +>_< Exeunt uWu second ÚwÚ and third UwU DWAWEWS + +x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET + +HOSTESS. uWu I' :33 faith, sweetheart, >w< methinks :3 nyow you awe in OwO an excellent +good temperality. Your ^.^ puwsidge x3 beats as extwaowdinyawiwy as OwO heawt +would desire; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< cowouw, I ;;w;; wawwant you, :3 is as wed as ^-^ any +:3 wose, in good truth, la! But, >w< i' :33 faith, you ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much +:33 canyawies; ÚwÚ and that's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous searching winye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ pewfumes +OwO the UwU bwood ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say OwO 'What's xDD this?' OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? +xDD DOWW. >_< Bettew than I :33 was- >_> hem. +HOSTESS. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww said; :3 a good ^w^ heawt's wowth >w< gowd. +:33 Wo, here comes Sir John. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< [Singing] >w< 'When Arthur ^.^ fiwst in ^-^ couwt'- ^w^ Empty OwO the +jordan. xDD [Exit OwO FWANCIS]- >w< [Singing] ;;w;; 'And ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy >w< king'- OwO How +nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Doll! +HOSTESS. :3 Sick >_> of :3 a calm; ^-^ yea, good ;;w;; faith. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So :3 is >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; sect; ÚwÚ and uWu they >w< be UwU once in :3 a ^-^ cawm, uWu they awe +sick. +xDD DOWW. OwO A UwU pox x3 damn you, you >w< muddy wascaw! ^-^ Is UwU that >w< aww OwO the comfort you +^w^ give x3 me? +OwO FAWSTAFF. You ^-^ make UwU fat rascals, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. +xDD DOWW. I ^-^ make them! Gluttony ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ make them: I ^-^ make them +not. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If OwO the cook ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the gwuttony, you ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make +OwO the ÚwÚ diseases, Doll. We catch >_> of you, Doww, ^-^ we catch >_> of OwO you; gwant +UwU that, my UwU poow uWu viwtue, gwant ;;w;; that. +xDD DOWW. xDD Yea, joy, ^-^ ouw xDD chains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw jewews. +OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Your brooches, OwO peawws, ÚwÚ and ouches.' >_< Fow ^-^ to sewve bravely +:3 is ^-^ to come >_> hawting off; you >w< knyow, ^-^ to come x3 off OwO the :33 bweach with his +>_< pike bent bwavewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to suwgewy bwavewy; ^-^ to venture x3 upon OwO the +OwO chawg'd ;;w;; chambews ^-^ bwavewy- +xDD DOWW. >w< Hang OwO youwsewf, you >w< muddy uWu congew, >_> hang youwsewf! +HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd >_< fashion; you two never ^.^ meet +uWu but you ^-^ faww ^-^ to >w< some >_< discowd. You awe ^.^ both, >w< i' good truth, as +:3 wheumatic as two OwO dwy toasts; you cannyot ^-^ onye bear with x3 anyothew's +confirmities. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! ^-^ onye >w< must ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >w< be +you. You awe OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the emptier +uWu vessew. +xDD DOWW. ^w^ Can :3 a uWu weak uWu empty vessel bear such :3 a huge :33 fuww ÚwÚ hogs-head? +There's :3 a xDD whowe UwU mewchant's venture >_> of Bourdeaux stuff in him; you +^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen :3 a hulk better ^w^ stuff'd in OwO the howd. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< be +fwiends with ^.^ thee, uWu Jack. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and whethew +I uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU again ^w^ ow no, there :3 is nyobody :3 cawes. + +;;w;; We-entew FRANCIS + +FWANCIS. >_> Siw, Ancient ^w^ Pistow's x3 bewow ÚwÚ and would speak with you. +xDD DOWW. >w< Hang ^w^ him, swaggewing wascaw! >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot come uWu hithew; ^.^ it :3 is +OwO the fouw-mouth'dst wogue in Engwand. +HOSTESS. >w< If ^.^ he swaggew, let him ^.^ nyot come here. No, uWu by my faith! I +>w< must live UwU among my ^-^ nyeighbouws; I'll nyo uWu swaggewews. I x3 am in good +name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fame with OwO the vewy >_> best. OwO Shut OwO the ^w^ doow. Thewe comes nyo +swaggerers xDD hewe; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have +swaggewing OwO nyow. OwO Shut OwO the doow, I pray you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ;;w;; hostess? +HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, pacify OwO youwsewf, Sir x3 John; there comes nyo +swaggerers here. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? ^w^ It :3 is >_< minye >_< ancient. +HOSTESS. Tilly-fally, Sir :33 John, :33 nye'ew tell me; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient +swagg'rer comes ^.^ nyot in my doows. I ÚwÚ was before ^-^ Mastew >w< Tisick, OwO the +debuty, x3 t' uWu othew ÚwÚ day; :3 and, as ^.^ he ^w^ said ^-^ to :3 me- 'twas nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< ago +than Wednyesday ^w^ wast, >w< i' good ÚwÚ faith!- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' :33 says +he- ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Dumbe, ^-^ ouw minister, ÚwÚ was uWu by x3 then- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' +:33 says ^.^ he 'receive x3 those UwU that awe civiw, >_> fow' ^w^ said ^.^ he >_< 'you awe in +OwO an i-iww ^-^ nyame.' Nyow UwU 'a ^w^ said so, I can tell uWu wheweupon. OwO 'Fow' :33 says ^.^ he +>_< 'you awe OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ thought OwO on, OwO thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed +what :33 guests you weceive. Receive' :33 says ^.^ he >w< 'nyo swaggewing +ÚwÚ companyions.' Thewe comes UwU nyonye here. You would bless you ^-^ to hear +what ^.^ he ^w^ said. No, I'll nyo swagg'rers. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< He's nyo ÚwÚ swagg'wew, ^-^ hostess; :3 a ^w^ tame >_< cheatew, >w< i' ^w^ faith; you +^-^ may OwO stwoke him as gently as :3 a :3 puppy :33 gweyhound. He'll ^.^ nyot >_< swaggew +with :3 a xDD Bawbawy ÚwÚ hen, ^-^ if xDD hew ÚwÚ feathews xDD tuwn xDD back in ^-^ any show >_> of +^w^ wesistance. ^-^ Caww him uWu up, ;;w;; dwawew. +Exit FRANCIS +HOSTESS. UwU Cheatew, caww you OwO him? I uWu wiww bar nyo >w< honyest man my OwO house, +:3 nyow nyo cheatew; uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >w< swaggewing, uWu by my twoth. I x3 am +OwO the >_< wowse when ^-^ onye :33 says >_< 'swaggew.' Feew, masters, how I shake; +ÚwÚ wook you, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +xDD DOWW. ^w^ So you uWu do, h-hostess. +HOSTESS. Do x3 I? xDD Yea, in vewy truth, ^-^ do OwO I, OwO an 'twere OwO an >w< aspen leaf. I +cannyot >_> abide swagg'rers. + +x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE + +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God :33 save you, Sir UwU John! +OwO FAWSTAFF. Wewcome, Ancient ^w^ Pistow. Here, :33 Pistow, I chawge you with +:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :33 sack; ^-^ do you >w< dischawge x3 upon >_< minye h-hostess. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge x3 upon UwU hew, Sir :33 John, with two bullets. +OwO FAWSTAFF. She :3 is ;;w;; pistow-pwoof, siw; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hardly offend +:3 hew. +HOSTESS. ^w^ Come, I'll dwink nyo pwoofs :3 nyow nyo bullets. I'll dwink nyo +^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^-^ do me uWu good, uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, :3 I. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to you, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Dowothy; I uWu wiww chawge you. +xDD DOWW. :33 Chawge UwU me! I :33 scown you, scurvy companion. >_< What! you xDD poow, +base, rascally, OwO cheating, lack-linen xDD mate! Away, you ^w^ mouwdy +wogue, >w< away! I x3 am meat uWu fow >_> youw mastew. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I xDD knyow you, ^w^ Mistwess Dorothy. +xDD DOWW. Away, you ^-^ cut-puwse wascaw! you fiwthy bung, >w< away! By :3 this +winye, I'll OwO thwust my :33 knyife in >_> youw ^w^ mouwdy :33 chaps, OwO an you xDD pway OwO the +;;w;; saucy ;;w;; cuttwe with >_> me. Away, you :3 bottwe-awe wascaw! you +basket-hilt ^-^ stawe juggler, xDD you! x3 Since xDD when, I pray you, sir? +God's >_< wight, with two OwO points uWu on >_> youw shoulder? Much! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God let me ^.^ nyot live uWu but I uWu wiww murder >_> youw uWu wuff uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, Pistow; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you >w< go x3 off here. +:3 Dischawge yourself >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ company, ^w^ Pistow. +HOSTESS. No, good x3 Captain Pistow; ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ sweet captain. +xDD DOWW. Captain! Thou abominable :33 damn'd >_< cheatew, art :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed +^-^ to >w< be called ^-^ captain? An ^.^ captains ;;w;; wewe >_> of my UwU mind, uWu they would +;;w;; twuncheon you out, uWu fow ^-^ taking theiw >_< nyames x3 upon you before you +^.^ have :33 eawn'd ^.^ them. You :3 a OwO captain! you slave, uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >w< teawing +:3 a UwU poow ^.^ whowe's uWu wuff in :3 a x3 bawdy-house? ÚwÚ He :3 a OwO captain! >_> hang ^w^ him, +wogue! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^w^ mouwdy >_< stew'd prunes ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ cakes. OwO A +OwO captain! God's >_< wight, ^.^ these >_< viwwains uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the >_> wowd as ^-^ odious +as OwO the >_> wowd xDD 'occupy'; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO an excellent good >_> wowd before ^.^ it +ÚwÚ was i-iww :33 sowted. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ captains xDD had :3 nyeed ÚwÚ wook to't. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down, good >_< ancient. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Hawk ÚwÚ thee hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot >_> I! I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Cowpowaw Bardolph, I :33 couwd >w< teaw +UwU hew; I'll >w< be reveng'd >_> of :3 hew. +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I'll UwU see xDD hew :33 damn'd xDD fiwst; ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's :33 damn'd >w< wake, uWu by :3 this +;;w;; hand, ^-^ to th' infernal ^-^ deep, with Erebus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; towtuwes :3 viwe :33 awso. +Hold xDD hook ÚwÚ and winye, uWu say :3 I. ^-^ Down, down, OwO dogs! down, OwO faitows! >_< Have +^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren hewe? +HOSTESS. Good x3 Captain Peesew, >w< be UwU quiet; 'tis vewy :3 wate, >w< i' ^w^ faith; I +>_> beseek you nyow, aggravate >_> youw choler. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ These >w< be good humours, uWu indeed! :33 Shaww packhowses, +And >w< howwow pamper'd UwU jades >_> of uWu Asia, +^w^ Which cannyot >w< go uWu but OwO thiwty UwU miwe :3 a day, +>_< Compawe with Caesaws, ÚwÚ and with UwU Cannyibaws, +And Twoiant Gweeks? ;;w;; Nyay, wathew x3 damn them with +UwU King xDD Cewbewus; ÚwÚ and let OwO the welkin xDD woaw. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ;;w;; fouw uWu fow toys? +HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, x3 Captain, ^.^ these awe vewy :33 bittew wowds. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Be gone, good :3 ancient; :3 this uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a bwaww x3 anyon. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die x3 men >_< wike OwO dogs! >w< Give >w< cwowns >_< wike pins! >_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren +hewe? +HOSTESS. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, x3 Captain, :33 thewe's UwU nyonye such here. What OwO the +>w< good-yeaw! ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I would deny uWu hew? >_< Fow God's UwU sake, >w< be +quiet. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then :33 feed ÚwÚ and >w< be fat, my fair OwO Cawipowis. +^w^ Come, xDD give's >w< some x3 sack. +UwU 'Si >_> fowtunye me tormente uWu spewato me contento.' +OwO Feaw ^-^ we >w< bwoadsides? No, let OwO the x3 fiend ^w^ give >w< fiwe. +>w< Give me >w< some :33 sack; :3 and, sweetheart, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. +uWu [Waying ;;w;; down his ^w^ swowd] +Come ^-^ we ^-^ to :33 fuww OwO points ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and awe :3 etcetewas nyothings? +OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, I would >w< be quiet. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy x3 nyeaf. >_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 seven +stars. +xDD DOWW. >_< Fow God's :33 sake OwO thwust him ;;w;; down ^-^ staiws; I cannyot >_> enduwe such :3 a +UwU fustian wascaw. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Thwust him ;;w;; down :33 staiws! xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Galloway nags? +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Quoit him down, Bardolph, >_< wike :3 a OwO shuv-gwoat ÚwÚ shiwwing. +;;w;; Nyay, OwO an UwU 'a ^-^ do nyothing uWu but speak nothing, UwU 'a uWu shaww >w< be nyothing +here. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, >_< get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ incision? :33 Shaww ^-^ we imbrue? +^-^ [Snyatching OwO up his ^w^ swowd] +;;w;; Then death ^-^ wock me asweep, abwidge my doleful x3 days! +ÚwÚ Why, then, let gwievous, ghastwy, >_> gaping wounds +Untwinye OwO the Sisters Thwee! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Atwopos, I :33 say! +HOSTESS. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy stuff ^-^ towawd! +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Give me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. +xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< dwaw. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. +ÚwÚ [Dwawing ÚwÚ and OwO dwiving PISTOW :33 out] +HOSTESS. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :33 tumuwt! I'll forswear UwU keeping house afore +I'll >w< be in ^.^ these uWu tiwwits ÚwÚ and UwU fwights. :3 So; muwdew, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO nyow. +^.^ Awas, awas! >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked x3 weapons, >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked weapons. +>_< Exeunt PISTOW ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH +xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, >w< be UwU quiet; OwO the rascal's gone. xDD Ah, you +whoreson wittwe ÚwÚ vawiant viwwain, xDD you! +HOSTESS. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot hurt >w< i' th' :3 gwoin? uWu Methought UwU 'a :3 made :3 a >_< shwewd +OwO thwust at >_> youw >_> bewwy. + +;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH + +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you tuwn'd him >_< out :3 a ^w^ doows? +:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, sir. The rascal's dwunk. You ^.^ have hurt ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' +th' shouwdew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A wascaw! ^-^ to bwave UwU me! +xDD DOWW. xDD Ah, you ^w^ sweet wittwe wogue, xDD you! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ape, how :3 thou +;;w;; sweat'st! ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. Come OwO on, you whoreson +chops. xDD Ah, wogue! >w< i' :33 faith, I love thee. Thou art as valorous as +>_< Hectow >_> of Twoy, wowth five >_> of ^-^ Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times better +than OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. xDD Ah, viwwain! +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A UwU wascawwy slave! I uWu wiww uWu toss OwO the wogue in :3 a bwanket. +xDD DOWW. uWu Do, OwO an :3 thou :33 daw'st uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. An :3 thou dost, I'll canvass +ÚwÚ thee :3 between :3 a paiw >_> of UwU sheets. + +x3 Entew xDD musicians + +UwU PAGE. The music :3 is xDD come, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them play. Play, sirs. >_> Sit uWu on my xDD knyee, >_< Don. OwO A >w< wascaw +^.^ bwagging slave! The wogue xDD fwed ^-^ fwom me >_< wike quick-siwvew. +xDD DOWW. uWu I' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 thou fowwow'dst him >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chuwch. Thou +whoreson wittwe UwU tidy Bawthowomew boar-pig, when xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave +ÚwÚ fighting :3 a >_< days ÚwÚ and >w< foinying :3 a OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to patch OwO up UwU thinye +^.^ owd ÚwÚ body uWu fow >w< heaven? + +OwO Entew, ^.^ behind, PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS uWu disguised as ÚwÚ dwawews + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Peace, good Doll! Do ^.^ nyot speak >_< wike :3 a ^w^ death's-head; ^-^ do +^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me wemembew >_< minye OwO end. +xDD DOWW. Sirrah, what humour's OwO the Prince x3 of? +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A good shawwow x3 young fewwow. 'A would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a good +;;w;; pantwew; UwU 'a would UwU ha' chipp'd xDD bwead :33 weww. +xDD DOWW. ^.^ They uWu say Poins >_> has :3 a good wit. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He :3 a good :3 wit! >_> hang ^w^ him, baboon! His UwU wit's as OwO thick as +>w< Tewksbuwy >_> mustawd; :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe uWu conceit in him than :3 is in :3 a +mallet. +xDD DOWW. UwU Why OwO does OwO the Prince love him so, ^.^ then? +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Because theiw >w< wegs awe uWu both >_> of :3 a ^w^ bignyess, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu pways at +:33 quoits well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eats xDD congew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fennyew, ÚwÚ and dwinks x3 off xDD candwes' +ends uWu fow fwap-dwagons, ÚwÚ and >_< wides OwO the wiwd mawe with OwO the uWu boys, ÚwÚ and +:33 jumps x3 upon uWu join'd-stoows, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws with :3 a good >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and weaws +his :33 boots vewy smooth, >_< wike x3 unto OwO the >w< sign >_> of OwO the Leg, ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds +nyo ÚwÚ bate with x3 tewwing >_> of >w< discweet ÚwÚ stowies; ÚwÚ and such uWu othew :33 gambow +^-^ facuwties UwU 'a :33 has, UwU that show :3 a uWu weak :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO an able body, uWu fow OwO the +;;w;; which OwO the Prince xDD admits >_> him. >_< Fow OwO the Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is such +>w< anyothew; OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a >_< haiw uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the ^w^ scawes :3 between theiw +^-^ avoiwdupois. +:33 PWINCE. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 nyave >_> of :3 a ^w^ wheew ^.^ have his ears ÚwÚ cut off? +POINS. Let's beat him before his whowe. +:33 PWINCE. Wook whe'er OwO the ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot his poww uWu cwaw'd +>_< wike :3 a parrot. +POINS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange UwU that desiwe shouwd OwO so many years ;;w;; outwive +performance? +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Kiss uWu me, Doll. +:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Satuwn ÚwÚ and uWu Venyus :3 this yeaw in conjunction! What :33 says th' +:3 awmanyac ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? +POINS. And ÚwÚ wook whethew OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ Twigon, his man, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 wisping +^-^ to his >_< mastew's ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tabwes, his note-book, his counsew-keepew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou OwO dost ^w^ give me :3 fwattewing ^w^ busses. +xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ thee with :3 a UwU most ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am >_> owd, I x3 am ^.^ owd. +xDD DOWW. I love ÚwÚ thee better than I love e'ew :3 a scurvy x3 young :3 boy >_> of +them all. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What stuff xDD wiwt ^.^ have :3 a kirtle x3 of? I uWu shaww weceive money :3 a +Thursday. Shalt ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ cap >w< to-mowwow. OwO A >_> mewwy song, come. 'A +grows >_< wate; ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. >w< Thou't ^-^ fowget me when I x3 am gone. +xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ thou't xDD set me UwU a-weeping, OwO an :3 thou xDD say'st ÚwÚ so. +uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I dwess ^-^ mysewf xDD handsome ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ wetuwn. Weww, +xDD heawken a' th' OwO end. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Some :3 sack, uWu Fwancis. +PRINCE :3 & POINS. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Advancing] +OwO FAWSTAFF. Ha! :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of OwO the King's? And art :3 thou ^.^ nyot Poins +his xDD bwothew? +:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU gwobe >_> of sinful :3 continyents, what :3 a life OwO dost :3 thou +uWu wead! +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A better than >w< thou. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: :3 thou art :3 a ;;w;; dwawew. +:33 PWINCE. Very true, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and I come ^-^ to dwaw you >_< out uWu by OwO the x3 eaws. +HOSTESS. :33 O, OwO the Wowd OwO pwesewve >w< thy Grace! By my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to +Wondon. Nyow OwO the Wowd bless UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of >w< thinye. :3 O >w< Jesu, awe +you come ^-^ fwom Wales? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou whoreson mad compound >_> of ^-^ majesty, uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight +^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and corrupt blood, :3 thou art welcome. +[Leaning his >_< band x3 upon >w< DOWW] +xDD DOWW. ^-^ How, you UwU fat foow! I :33 scown you. +POINS. UwU My lord, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ dwive you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wevenge ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< aww +^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mewwiment, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot OwO the heat. +:33 PWINCE. uWu YOU whoreson candwe-minye, you, how vilely >_> did you speak >_> of +me x3 even :3 nyow before :3 this ^w^ honyest, viwtuous, civil :3 gentwewoman! +HOSTESS. God's xDD bwessing >_> of >_> youw good >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by my +twoth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Didst :3 thou hear x3 me? +:33 PWINCE. :3 Yea; ÚwÚ and you knew uWu me, as you >_> did when you ÚwÚ wan away uWu by +Gadshill. You knew I ÚwÚ was at >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to +twy my uWu patience. +OwO FAWSTAFF. No, no, no; ^.^ nyot >w< so; I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast within +ÚwÚ heawing. +:33 PWINCE. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive you then ^-^ to x3 confess OwO the wilful :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and +then I xDD knyow how ^-^ to handle you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, uWu Haw, o' >_< minye >_> honyouw; nyo UwU abuse. +:33 PWINCE. >_> Nyot- ^-^ to dispwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and +bread-chipper, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 what! +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal. +POINS. :3 Nyo :3 abuse! +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, ^-^ Nyed, >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; >w< honyest ^-^ Nyed, none. I +>w< dispwais'd him before OwO the :33 wicked- UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU might ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww +in love with thee; in ;;w;; which ÚwÚ doing, I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the part >_> of :3 a +ÚwÚ cawefuw fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give me +^w^ thanks uWu fow it. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal; x3 nyonye, ^-^ Nyed, ^.^ nyonye; no, :33 faith, uWu boys, +none. +:33 PWINCE. ^w^ See nyow, whethew ÚwÚ puwe ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu entiwe ^w^ cowawdice doth ^.^ nyot +^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to :33 cwose with >_> us? ^-^ Is +^.^ she >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? ^-^ Is UwU thinye ^w^ hostess here >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow :3 is >w< thy +:3 boy >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow >w< honyest Bardolph, uWu whose x3 zeaw burns in his +nyose, >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? +POINS. xDD Answew, :3 thou UwU dead ÚwÚ ewm, >w< answew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 fiend ;;w;; hath pwick'd ;;w;; down Bawdowph :33 iwwecuvwabwe; ÚwÚ and +his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 Wucifew's privy-kitchen, xDD whewe ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but +woast >_< mawt-wowms. >_< Fow OwO the xDD boy- there :3 is :3 a good :3 angew about him; +uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw outbids him ^w^ too. +:33 PWINCE. >_< Fow OwO the :33 women? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ them- she's in heww uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and burns UwU poow +UwU souws. >_< Fow th' ÚwÚ othew- I owe xDD hew money; ÚwÚ and whethew ^.^ she >w< be :33 damn'd +uWu fow UwU that, I xDD knyow not. +HOSTESS. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not; I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ;;w;; quit uWu fow ;;w;; that. +x3 Mawwy, there :3 is another ^w^ indictment x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu fow suffewing ^.^ fwesh +^-^ to >w< be eaten in >w< thy OwO house, contrary ^-^ to OwO the waw; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I +ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< howw. +HOSTESS. ^-^ Aww uWu vict'wews ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. What's :3 a >_< joint >_> of ^w^ mutton ^w^ ow two in :3 a +xDD whowe Lent? +:33 PWINCE. :3 You, gentwewoman- +xDD DOWW. What :33 says >_> youw :33 Gwace? +OwO FAWSTAFF. His OwO Gwace :33 says UwU that ;;w;; which his ^.^ fwesh rebels >_> against. +uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] +HOSTESS. OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so loud at xDD doow? Wook ^-^ to th' xDD doow there, +uWu Fwancis. + +x3 Entew xDD PETO + +:33 PWINCE. >_> Peto, how nyow! What x3 nyews? +PETO. The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is at UwU Westminstew; +And there awe twenty uWu weak ÚwÚ and wearied ;;w;; posts +Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth; ÚwÚ and as I came ÚwÚ awong +I met ÚwÚ and ^.^ uvwtook :3 a ;;w;; dozen OwO captains, +Bare-headed, sweating, OwO knyocking at OwO the ^-^ tavewns, +And ^.^ asking every ^-^ onye uWu fow Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. +:33 PWINCE. By UwU heaven, xDD Poins, I ;;w;; feew me >w< much ^-^ to blame +^w^ So OwO idwy ^-^ to ^.^ pwofanye OwO the pwecious UwU time, +When ^w^ tempest >_> of >_< commotion, >_< wike OwO the uWu south, +ÚwÚ Bownye with bwack vapouw, doth begin ^-^ to OwO mewt +And >_> dwop x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 bawe unarmed xDD heads. +>w< Give me my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. Falstaff, good ^-^ nyight. + +>_< Exeunt UwU PWINCE, >_> POINS, :33 PETO, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow comes in OwO the x3 sweetest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we +>w< must hence, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it :3 unpick'd. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Mowe +OwO knyocking at OwO the OwO doow! + +;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH + +OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? +:33 BAWDOWPH. You >w< must away ^-^ to couwt, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; +OwO A ;;w;; dozen ^.^ captains stay at xDD doow uWu fow you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To OwO the uWu PAGE]. >_> Pay OwO the x3 musicians, sirrah.- Faweweww, +^-^ hostess; ^.^ faweweww, Doll. You >_> see, my good >_> wenches, how x3 men >_> of +merit awe ÚwÚ sought OwO aftew; OwO the undesewvew ^-^ may >w< sweep, when OwO the man >_> of +>w< action :3 is xDD caww'd x3 on. Faweweww, good wenches. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 sent +away uWu post, I uWu wiww UwU see you UwU again ewe I ^.^ go. +xDD DOWW. I cannyot speak. >w< If my OwO heawt >w< be ^.^ nyot ready ^-^ to ÚwÚ buwst! +Weww, ^w^ sweet >w< Jack, ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of thysewf. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Faweweww, faweweww. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH +HOSTESS. Weww, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these OwO twenty-nyinye +yeaws, come peascod-time; uWu but OwO an ^.^ honyestew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twuew-heawted man +ÚwÚ -weww fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ Teawsheet! +HOSTESS. What's OwO the matter? +:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] UwU Bid ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet come ^-^ to my mastew. +HOSTESS. :33 O, run Doww, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, good x3 Come. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] She +comes blubber'd.- xDD Yea, uWu wiww you xDD come, xDD Doww? >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Westminstew. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the KING in his nightgown, with :3 a ;;w;; page + +^w^ KING. uWu Go caww OwO the Eawws >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD Wawwick; +But, ewe uWu they xDD come, ;;w;; bid them :3 o'ew-wead ^.^ these letters +And ;;w;; weww consider >_> of ^.^ them. UwU Make good x3 speed. Exit ;;w;; page +OwO How many ^-^ thousands >_> of my ^-^ poowest uWu subjects +uWu Awe at :3 this hour asweep! :3 O >w< sweep, :3 O gentwe >w< sweep, +x3 Nyatuwe's ^.^ soft ^w^ nyuwse, how ^.^ have I fwightenyed ^.^ thee, +:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ weigh my :33 eyewids down, +And ÚwÚ steep my UwU senses in :3 fowgetfuwnyess? +UwU Why ^.^ wathew, >w< sweep, ^-^ wiest :3 thou in :33 smoky xDD cwibs, +:3 Upon ÚwÚ unyeasy ^w^ pawwets stwetching ^.^ thee, +And hush'd with ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ nyight-fwies ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ swumbew, +>w< Than in OwO the ^w^ pewfum'd ;;w;; chambews >_> of OwO the >_> gweat, +^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ canyopies >_> of costly state, +And ^w^ wuww'd with :33 sound >_> of x3 sweetest melody? +:3 O :3 thou :33 duww god, x3 why ^-^ wiest :3 thou with OwO the :3 viwe +UwU In ^-^ woathsome beds, ÚwÚ and :33 weav'st OwO the >w< kingwy ^w^ couch +OwO A ^w^ watch-case ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ common >w< 'wawum-beww? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 upon OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and x3 giddy :33 mast +>_> Seaw OwO up OwO the :33 ship-boy's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wock his >w< bwains +UwU In cradle >_> of OwO the wude imperious uWu suwge, +And in OwO the visitation >_> of OwO the ^.^ winds, +OwO Who UwU take OwO the >_< wuffian ^-^ biwwows uWu by OwO the >_< top, +Cuwwing theiw monstrous UwU heads, ÚwÚ and :33 hanging them +x3 With ^-^ deafing clamour in OwO the >w< swippewy ÚwÚ cwouds, +:33 That with OwO the UwU huwwy death itsewf awakes? +OwO Canst thou, :3 O ^w^ pawtiaw >w< sweep, ^w^ give >w< thy wepose +ÚwÚ To OwO the wet :3 sea-boy in OwO an hour OwO so OwO wude; +And in OwO the cawmest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< stiwwest night, +x3 With >w< aww ^-^ appwiances ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to xDD boot, +UwU Deny ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a king? >_> Then, x3 happy wow, lie ÚwÚ down! +UwU Unyeasy :3 wies OwO the head UwU that weaws :3 a ^w^ cwown. + +x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and Suwwey + +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! +^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good ^.^ mowwow, wowds? +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, ÚwÚ and ^.^ past. +^w^ KING. UwU Why then, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you aww, my wowds. +>_< Have you ;;w;; wead o'ew OwO the letters UwU that I x3 sent you? +:3 WAWWICK. We x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then you pewceive OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom +OwO How ;;w;; fouw ^.^ it >_> is; what :3 wank ÚwÚ diseases >_< gwow, +And with what danger, ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt >_> of it. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but as :3 a ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ yet >_> distempewed; +^w^ Which ^-^ to his fowmew OwO stwength ^-^ may >w< be >w< westowed +x3 With good >_> advice ÚwÚ and wittwe medicine. +UwU My Wowd Northumberland uWu wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 coow'd. +^w^ KING. :3 O God! UwU that ^-^ onye UwU might ;;w;; wead OwO the book >_> of >w< fate, +And UwU see OwO the UwU wevowution >_> of OwO the xDD times +UwU Make uWu mountains level, ÚwÚ and OwO the continent, +Weary >_> of solid firmness, OwO mewt itsewf +x3 Into OwO the xDD sea; ÚwÚ and uWu othew xDD times ^-^ to UwU see +The ;;w;; beachy >_< giwdwe >_> of OwO the :33 ocean +:3 Too ^-^ wide uWu fow Nyeptunye's >_> hips; how >_< chances UwU mock, +And x3 changes fiww OwO the ^w^ cup >_> of alteration +x3 With divews wiquows! :33 O, ^-^ if :3 this ;;w;; wewe ^.^ seen, +The :33 happiest youth, UwU viewing his ^-^ pwogwess through, +What pewiws ^.^ past, what crosses ^-^ to ensue, +Wouwd OwO shut OwO the book ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< ten years gonye +x3 Since Richard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, gweat fwiends, +OwO Did feast togethew, ÚwÚ and in two years aftew +Were uWu they at ;;w;; waws. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but eight years >_< since +:3 This ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ was OwO the man uWu nyeawest my soul; +OwO Who >_< wike :3 a bwothew ^-^ toiw'd in my affairs +And >_> waid his love ÚwÚ and life uWu undew my ^-^ foot; +xDD Yea, uWu fow my UwU sake, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the eyes >_> of Richard +Gave him ^w^ defiance. But ;;w;; which >_> of you ÚwÚ was :3 by- +uWu [To WAWWICK] :3 You, cousin :3 Nyeviw, as I ^-^ may remember- +When ÚwÚ Wichawd, with his eye ^-^ bwim :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, +;;w;; Then ^w^ check'd ÚwÚ and x3 wated uWu by ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +OwO Did speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^w^ pwov'd :3 a prophecy? +xDD 'Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which +UwU My cousin :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my throne'- +^-^ Though then, :3 God knows, I xDD had nyo such ^.^ intent +But UwU that necessity OwO so bow'd OwO the OwO state +:33 That I ÚwÚ and greatness ;;w;; wewe xDD compeww'd ^-^ to kiss- +xDD 'The UwU time uWu shaww uWu come'- ;;w;; thus >_> did ^.^ he follow >_> it- +xDD 'The UwU time uWu wiww come UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, xDD gathewing uWu head, +:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into corruption' OwO so went OwO on, +x3 Fowetewwing :3 this >_> same >w< time's ^.^ condition +And OwO the *looks away* division >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 amity. +:3 WAWWICK. Thewe :3 is :3 a history in >w< aww xDD men's x3 wives, +Figuwing OwO the natures >_> of OwO the xDD times UwU deceas'd; +The ;;w;; which OwO obsewv'd, :3 a man ^-^ may ÚwÚ pwophesy, +x3 With :3 a ;;w;; nyeaw :3 aim, >_> of OwO the x3 main uWu chance >_> of >w< things +UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to xDD wife, ^-^ who in theiw ÚwÚ seeds +And uWu weak beginning lie intreasured. +Such >w< things ÚwÚ become OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and brood >_> of time; +And, uWu by OwO the nyecessawy fowm >_> of this, +UwU King Richard UwU might UwU cweate :3 a pewfect ^.^ guess +:33 That gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then false ^-^ to ^w^ him, +Wouwd >_> of UwU that ^.^ seed gwow ^-^ to :3 a gweatew falseness; +^w^ Which shouwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a gwound ^-^ to >w< woot x3 upon +>_< Unwess uWu on you. +^w^ KING. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things then nyecessities? +;;w;; Then let OwO us ^.^ meet them >_< wike necessities; +And UwU that >_> same >_> wowd x3 even :3 nyow x3 cwies >_< out uWu on ÚwÚ us. +^.^ They uWu say OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and Northumberland +uWu Awe ^w^ fifty ^w^ thousand stwong. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, my :33 wowd. +OwO Wumouw doth >_> doubwe, >_< wike OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and echo, +The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the feawed. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to bed. :3 Upon my >_> souw, my lord, +The >w< powews UwU that you already ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth +:33 Shaww bwing :3 this UwU pwize in vewy x3 easiwy. +ÚwÚ To comfort you OwO the :3 mowe, I ^.^ have receiv'd +OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain instance UwU that Glendower :3 is UwU dead. +Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 this fowtnyight x3 iww; +And ^.^ these >_< unseasonyed ^w^ houws ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must :33 ad +^.^ Unto >_> youw sickness. +^w^ KING. I uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 counsew. +And, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >_< inwawd wars UwU once >_< out >_> of ;;w;; hand, +We ÚwÚ wouwd, dear x3 wowds, x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. Before UwU Justice, :33 SHAWWOW'S house + +x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, :3 meeting; MOUWDY, SHADOW, WAWT, ^w^ FEEBWE, BUWWCAWF, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants >_> behind + +SHALLOW. Come OwO on, come OwO on, come OwO on; ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, siw; ^w^ give me +>_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. An >_< eawwy >_< stiwwew, uWu by OwO the rood! And how doth my +good cousin Siwence? +SIWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, good cousin ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. And how doth my uWu cousin, >_> youw UwU bed-fewwow? ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ faiwest +daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, my god-daughter Ellen? +SIWENCE. ^.^ Awas, :3 a bwack ousel, cousin >_> Shawwow! +SHALLOW. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, sir. I dare uWu say my cousin ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 is ÚwÚ become +:3 a good ^-^ schowaw; ^.^ he :3 is at ÚwÚ Oxfowd stiww, :3 is ^.^ he not? +SIWENCE. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> cost. +SHALLOW. 'A xDD must, then, ^-^ to OwO the Inns o' ^.^ Couwt >w< showtwy. I ÚwÚ was UwU once >_> of +^.^ Cwement's UwU Inn; xDD whewe I ÚwÚ think uWu they uWu wiww talk >_> of mad ^-^ Shawwow >_> yet. +SIWENCE. You ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd >_< 'wusty ÚwÚ Shawwow' then, >w< cousin. +SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd ^.^ anything; ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have x3 donye +^w^ anything >_< indeed UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woundwy ^w^ too. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO I, ÚwÚ and wittwe +uWu John ^.^ Doit >_> of Staffowdshiwe, ÚwÚ and bwack xDD Geowge ÚwÚ Bawnyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis +:3 Pickbonye, ÚwÚ and uWu Wiww Squewe :3 a >w< Cotsowe :3 man- you xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw such +swinge-bucklers in >w< aww OwO the Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt again. And I ^-^ may uWu say ^-^ to +you ^-^ we knew xDD whewe OwO the :3 bonya-wobas OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :33 best >_> of them +>w< aww at UwU commandment. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was x3 Jack Falstaff, :3 nyow Sir :33 John, OwO boy, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page ^-^ to ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. +SIWENCE. :3 This Sir :33 John, uWu cousin, UwU that comes UwU hithew anon about +soldiers? +SHALLOW. The >_> same Sir :33 John, OwO the vewy OwO same. I UwU see him >_< bweak +^.^ Scoggin's head at OwO the couwt gate, when UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< cwack ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus +>_> high; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy >_> same :3 day >_> did I fight with ^-^ onye Sampson +:3 Stockfish, :3 a fruiterer, >_> behind >_< Gway's Inn. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, OwO the mad +>_< days UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ spent! ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see how many >_> of my ^.^ owd +>_> acquaintance awe x3 dead! +SIWENCE. We uWu shaww >w< aww x3 fowwow, >w< cousin. +SHALLOW. OwO Cewtain, 'tis uWu cewtain; vewy ;;w;; suwe, vewy sure. Death, as OwO the +Psalmist :33 saith, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ to uWu aww; >w< aww uWu shaww ^-^ die. OwO How :3 a good ^.^ yoke +>_> of ;;w;; buwwocks at ;;w;; Stamfowd faiw? +SIWENCE. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. +SHALLOW. ^.^ Death :3 is >w< cewtain. ^-^ Is ^.^ owd Doubwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town :3 wiving :3 yet? +SIWENCE. uWu Dead, sir. +SHALLOW. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, x3 dead! >_< dwew :3 a good >_> bow; ÚwÚ and x3 dead! 'A shot :3 a +fine shoot. uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt loved him well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ betted >w< much money uWu on +his head. >_< Dead! 'A would ^.^ have ÚwÚ cwapp'd >w< i' th' clout at twewve +score, ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied you :3 a ÚwÚ fowehand shaft :3 a fouwteen ÚwÚ and fouwteen +ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, UwU that ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to :3 see. +OwO How :3 a scowe >_> of xDD ewes ^w^ nyow? +SIWENCE. uWu Theweaftew as uWu they be- :3 a scowe >_> of good xDD ewes ^-^ may >w< be wowth +>w< ten pounds. +SHALLOW. And :3 is ^.^ owd Doubwe ;;w;; dead? + +x3 Entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye with him + +SIWENCE. ;;w;; Hewe come two >_> of Sir uWu John Falstaffs ^-^ men, as I uWu think. +SHALLOW. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. +:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu Justice ;;w;; Shawwow? +SHALLOW. I x3 am ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of :3 this county, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the King's x3 justices >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. What :3 is >_> youw good +^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? +:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My captain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to OwO you; my captain, Sir +uWu John ^-^ Fawstaff- :3 a taww ;;w;; gentweman, uWu by UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant +weadew. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me well, siw; I knew him :3 a good back-swowd xDD man. +OwO How doth OwO the good knyight? May I ÚwÚ ask how my wady his UwU wife x3 doth? +:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, pawdon; :3 a sowdiew :3 is better ;;w;; accommodated than with :3 a +wife. +SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww said, in :33 faith, siw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said >_< indeed +^w^ too. x3 'Bettew ^-^ accommodated!' ^w^ It :3 is >w< good; ^-^ yea, :3 indeed, :3 is it. Good +phrases awe suwewy, ÚwÚ and >w< evew OwO wewe, vewy x3 commendabwe. +^w^ 'Accommodated!' ^w^ It comes >_> of accommodo. Very >w< good; :3 a good UwU phwase. +:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Pawdon, siw; I ^.^ have heard OwO the :33 wowd. ;;w;; 'Phwase' caww you it? +By :3 this day, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< phwase; uWu but I uWu wiww maintain OwO the >_> wowd +with my >_< swowd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a soldier-like ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >w< exceeding +good ^.^ command, uWu by >_< heaven. UwU Accommodated: UwU that ;;w;; is, when :3 a man ;;w;; is, as +uWu they ÚwÚ say, >_> accommodated; ;;w;; ow, when :3 a man :3 is ÚwÚ being-wheweby UwU 'a ^-^ may >w< be +^w^ thought ^-^ to >w< be >_> accommodated; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO an excellent >_> thing. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is vewy :3 just. Look, here comes good Sir John. >w< Give me +>_> youw good ;;w;; hand, ^w^ give me >_> youw worship's good hand. By my ^w^ twoth, +you >_< wike ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and bear >_> youw years vewy :33 weww. Wewcome, good Sir +John. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you well, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. +^-^ Mastew >w< Suwecawd, as I think? +SHALLOW. No, Sir x3 John; ^.^ it :3 is my cousin ^.^ Siwence, in :33 commission with +>_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww uWu befits you shouwd >w< be >_> of OwO the +^-^ peace. +SIWENCE. Your good wowship :3 is welcome. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fie! :3 this :3 is ^.^ hot UwU weathew. Gentwemen, ^.^ have you provided me +here half :3 a ;;w;; dozen uWu sufficient ^.^ men? +SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ have >_> we, sir. uWu Wiww you sit? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; them, I uWu beseech you. +SHALLOW. Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? >_> Wet +me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. UwU So, so, so, so,- so, ;;w;; so- ^-^ yea, +>w< mawwy, sir. x3 Wafe Mouwdy! >_> Wet them :3 appeaw as I caww; let them ^-^ do +so, let them ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_> Wet me xDD see; xDD whewe :3 is ^w^ Mouwdy? +>_< MOUWDY. Here, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. +SHALLOW. What ÚwÚ think you, Sir xDD John? OwO A good-limb'd fellow; young, +^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >_> of good >_< fwiends. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name ^w^ Mouwdy? +>_< MOUWDY. xDD Yea, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< us'd. +SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! UwU most x3 excewwent, >w< i' faith! OwO Things UwU that awe +^w^ mouwdy wack use. Very ^.^ singuwaw uWu good! UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; weww said, Sir +x3 John; vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Pwick >_> him. +>_< MOUWDY. I ÚwÚ was pwick'd ;;w;; weww enough OwO befowe, OwO an you :33 couwd ^.^ have let me +awonye. UwU My ^.^ owd >_< dame uWu wiww >w< be undonye :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy +ÚwÚ and xDD hew dwudgewy. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have pwick'd me; there awe +uWu othew x3 men >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< go >_< out than :3 I. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :3 peace, ^-^ Mouwdy; you uWu shaww ^.^ go. Mouwdy, ^.^ it :3 is UwU time +you ;;w;; wewe >w< spent. +>_< MOUWDY. Spent! +SHALLOW. Peace, fewwow, ^w^ peace; ^.^ stand aside; xDD knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? +>_< Fow th' xDD othew, Sir UwU John- let me :3 see. :3 Simon Shadow! +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let me ^.^ have him ^-^ to ^-^ sit undew. >w< He's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be +:3 a x3 cowd sowdiew. +SHALLOW. Where's xDD Shadow? +SHADOW. Here, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Shadow, uWu whose :3 son art thou? +SHADOW. UwU My >_> mothew's UwU son, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_< son! ;;w;; Wike enyough; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's shadow. +^w^ So OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the female :3 is OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO the :33 mawe. ^w^ It :3 is >_< often +OwO so UwU indeed; uWu but >w< much >_> of OwO the >_< fathew's uWu substance! +SHALLOW. Do you >_< wike ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Shadow uWu wiww sewve uWu fow summer. Pwick him; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a +ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^w^ shadows fiww OwO up OwO the muster-book. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Thomas x3 Wawt! +OwO FAWSTAFF. Where's x3 he? +WAWT. Here, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name Wart? +WAWT. xDD Yea, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou art :3 a vewy ^.^ wagged xDD wawt. +SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe supewfwuous; uWu fow his apparel :3 is built x3 upon his +^w^ back, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe fwame ^-^ stands x3 upon UwU pins. Pwick him nyo more. +SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! You can ^-^ do it, siw; you can ^-^ do it. I ÚwÚ commend +you :33 weww. ^.^ Fwancis Feeble! +FEEBLE. Here, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What trade art thou, Feebwe? +FEEBLE. OwO A :3 woman's taiwow, sir. +SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, sir? +OwO FAWSTAFF. You :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, he'd UwU ha' +pwick'd you. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make as many >_> howes in OwO an enemy's ^-^ battwe as +:3 thou x3 hast x3 donye in :3 a :3 woman's OwO petticoat? +FEEBLE. I uWu wiww ^-^ do my good wiww, siw; you can ^.^ have nyo more. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, good :3 woman's tailor! ;;w;; weww said, courageous +Feeble! Thou xDD wiwt >w< be as ÚwÚ vawiant as OwO the xDD wwathfuw :33 duv ^w^ ow UwU most +^.^ magnyanyimous UwU mouse. Pwick OwO the :3 woman's taiwow- well, ^-^ Mastew +Shawwow, ^-^ deep, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +FEEBLE. I would uWu Wawt UwU might ^.^ have gone, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst OwO mend +him ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ go. I cannyot >w< put him ^-^ to :3 a pwivate +^-^ sowdiew, UwU that :3 is OwO the :3 weadew >_> of OwO so many xDD thousands. >_> Wet UwU that +x3 suffice, UwU most OwO fowcibwe xDD Feebwe. +FEEBLE. ^w^ It uWu shaww x3 suffice, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO wevewend xDD Feebwe. OwO Who :3 is next? +SHALLOW. Petew ^-^ Buwwcawf o' th' >_> gween! +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, wet's UwU see Buwwcawf. +BUWWCAWF. Here, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ fewwow! ^w^ Come, :3 pwick me ^-^ Buwwcawf ÚwÚ tiww +^.^ he :3 woaw again. +BUWWCAWF. :3 O Lord! good my lord uWu captain- +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :3 woaw before :3 thou art prick'd? +BUWWCAWF. :3 O :3 Wowd, :3 siw! I x3 am :3 a ^-^ diseased xDD man. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^-^ disease x3 hast thou? +BUWWCAWF. OwO A whoreson cold, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ cough, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I >_> caught with +ringing in OwO the King's affairs x3 upon his x3 cowonyation day, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< go ^-^ to OwO the wars in :3 a >_< gown. We uWu wiww ^.^ have +away >w< thy cold; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU take such owdew UwU that >w< thy fwiends uWu shaww +ring uWu fow thee. ^-^ Is here all? +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is two ^-^ mowe xDD caww'd than >_> youw >w< nyumbew. You >w< must ^.^ have +uWu but ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hewe, siw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray you, >w< go in with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww >w< go dwink with you, uWu but I cannyot tawwy +uWu dinnyew. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. :33 O, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you wemembew >_< since ^-^ we uWu way >w< aww night in OwO the +>_< windmiww in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's Fiewd? +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +SHALLOW. Ha, 'twas :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ nyight. And :3 is xDD Janye >_> Nyightwowk awive? +OwO FAWSTAFF. She x3 wives, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. She never :33 couwd away with >_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew; ^.^ she would :33 awways uWu say ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> abide +^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I :33 couwd :3 angew xDD hew ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ heawt. She ÚwÚ was then +:3 a bona-roba. ^-^ Doth ^.^ she howd xDD hew >_> own uWu weww? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Owd, >_> owd, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< owd; ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be >_< owd; +ÚwÚ cewtain she's >_< owd; ÚwÚ and xDD had uWu Wobin xDD Nyightwowk, uWu by ^.^ owd xDD Nyightwowk, +before I came ^-^ to ^.^ Cwement's Inn. +SIWENCE. ^.^ That's xDD fifty-five yeaw uWu ago. +SHALLOW. Ha, cousin ^.^ Siwence, UwU that :3 thou xDD hadst uWu seen UwU that UwU that :3 this +x3 knyight ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< seen! Ha, Sir :33 John, ^w^ said I uWu weww? +OwO FAWSTAFF. We ^.^ have heard OwO the OwO chimes at UwU midnyight, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. :33 That ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have; in :33 faith, Sir +:33 John, ^-^ we have. Our watchword ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ 'Hem, ÚwÚ boys!' ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ to +xDD dinnyew; xDD come, wet's ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ;;w;; Jesus, OwO the >_< days UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< seen! +^w^ Come, come. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES +BUWWCAWF. Good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowate Bardolph, ^.^ stand my :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and +>w< hewe's ;;w;; fouw Hawwy >w< ten xDD shiwwings in xDD Fwench >w< cwowns uWu fow you. UwU In vewy +truth, ;;w;; siw, I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ go. And >_> yet, uWu fow +>_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot care; uWu but wathew ^.^ because I x3 am +unwilling :3 and, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to stay with my +fwiends; ewse, ;;w;; siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part OwO so ^w^ much. +:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. +>_< MOUWDY. And, good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowaw x3 Captain, uWu fow my ^.^ owd OwO dame's UwU sake, +^.^ stand my >w< fwiend. She >_> has nyobody ^-^ to ^-^ do ^w^ anything about xDD hew when I +x3 am gone; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is >_> owd, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^w^ hewp :33 hewsewf. You uWu shaww ^.^ have +fowty, sir. +:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. +FEEBLE. By my ^w^ twoth, I cawe not; :3 a man can die uWu but once; ^-^ we owe :3 God +:3 a :33 death. I'll :33 nye'ew bear :3 a base mind. x3 An't >w< be my destiny, >w< so; +^w^ an't >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ so. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's xDD too good ^-^ to sewve xDD 's Prince; :3 and, let +^.^ it >w< go ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies :3 this yeaw :3 is ;;w;; quit uWu fow OwO the +next. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww said; th'art :3 a good fewwow. +FEEBLE. OwO Faith, I'll bear nyo base mind. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES + +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which x3 men uWu shaww I have? +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of ;;w;; which you pwease. +:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd with you. I ^.^ have three :3 pound ^-^ to free uWu Mouwdy +ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :33 weww. +SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, Sir :33 John, ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww you have? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Do you OwO choose uWu fow >_> me. +SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, x3 then- Mouwdy, Bullcalf, ^w^ Feebwe, ÚwÚ and uWu Shadow. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Mouwdy ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf: uWu fow you, Mouwdy, stay at UwU home ÚwÚ tiww +you awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, Bullcalf, gwow you come +x3 unto it. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of you. +SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot yourself ^.^ wwong. ^.^ They awe >_> youw +likeliest ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have you sewv'd with OwO the >_> best. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you tell uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, how ^-^ to OwO choose :3 a man? +Cawe I uWu fow OwO the wimb, OwO the thews, OwO the UwU statuwe, ^-^ buwk, ÚwÚ and xDD big +assembwance >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! >w< Give me OwO the ^.^ spiwit, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Here's +Wawt; you UwU see what :3 a ^.^ wagged ^.^ appeawance ^.^ it is. 'A uWu shaww chawge you +ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge you with OwO the motion >_> of :3 a pewtewew's :33 hammew, come +x3 off ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO swiftew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> gibbets uWu on OwO the brewer's bucket. +And :3 this >_> same ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwow, ^w^ Shadow- ^w^ give me :3 this xDD man. ÚwÚ He +pwesents nyo mark ^-^ to OwO the enemy; OwO the ^w^ foeman ^-^ may with as gweat ^-^ aim +^w^ wevew at OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a ^w^ penknyife. And, uWu fow :3 a retreat- how >w< swiftwy +uWu wiww :3 this ^w^ Feebwe, OwO the :3 woman's taiwow, run >_< off! :33 O, ^w^ give me OwO the +spawe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and spawe me OwO the gweat ones. x3 Put me :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew OwO into +;;w;; Wawt's ;;w;; hand, uWu Bawdowph. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Wawt. Traverse- thus, thus, OwO thus. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, manage me >_> youw UwU cawivew. :33 So- vewy :33 weww. uWu Go to; vewy +>w< good; >w< exceeding :33 good. :33 O, ^w^ give me :33 awways :3 a little, wean, >_> owd, +chopt, uWu bawd shot. ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, Wawt; th'art :3 a good ;;w;; scab. +^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's :3 a tester uWu fow thee. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwaft's :3 mastew, ^.^ he doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it >_> wight. I +wemembew at UwU Miwe-end ^w^ Gween, when I uWu way at ^.^ Cwement's ÚwÚ Inn- I ÚwÚ was +then Sir :33 Dagonyet in ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU show- there ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ quivew +fewwow, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would manage you his piece ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would +about ÚwÚ and >w< about, ÚwÚ and come you in ÚwÚ and come you in. x3 'Wah, ;;w;; tah, +^-^ tah!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; 'Bounce!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and away UwU again would +UwU 'a ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU again would UwU 'a come. I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew UwU see such :3 a fewwow. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ These xDD fewwows uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, :3 God ^-^ keep xDD you! +^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use many uWu wowds with >w< you: Fawe you +well! :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, I :3 thank you. I >w< must :3 a ;;w;; dozen UwU miwe to-nyight. +Bardolph, ^w^ give OwO the xDD sowdiews coats. +SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, OwO the Wowd bless OwO you; :3 God ^w^ pwospew >_> youw affairs; +:3 God ^-^ send OwO us :3 peace! ^.^ At >_> youw return, >w< visit ^-^ ouw >_< house; let ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd +>_> acquaintance >w< be ^.^ wenyewed. Peradventure I uWu wiww with ye ^-^ to OwO the +couwt. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, would you ^w^ wouwd. +SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I ^.^ have xDD spoke at :3 a :33 wowd. :3 God ^-^ keep you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe you well, gentwe >_< gentwemen. [Exeunt uWu JUSTICES] uWu On, +ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 men >_> away. [Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF] UwU As I +return, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^.^ these ^.^ justices. I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the xDD bottom >_> of +:33 justice ;;w;; Shawwow. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :33 subject ^-^ we ^.^ owd x3 men awe ^-^ to :3 this +OwO vice >_> of ÚwÚ wying! :3 This >_> same >w< stawv'd :33 justice ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyothing uWu but +^w^ pwate ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the uWu wiwdnyess >_> of his xDD youth ÚwÚ and OwO the feats ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +x3 donye about ^-^ Tuwnbuww >_> Stweet; ÚwÚ and every third >_> wowd :3 a >_< wie, UwU duew ÚwÚ paid +^-^ to OwO the :33 heawew than OwO the :33 Tuwk's ^-^ twibute. I ^-^ do wemembew him at +^.^ Cwement's Inn, >_< wike :3 a man :3 made aftew ^w^ suppew >_> of :3 a cheese-paring. +When UwU 'a ÚwÚ was naked, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :3 a >_> fowk'd UwU wadish, +with :3 a head fantastically uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ it with :3 a knife. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO so +>w< fowwown UwU that his >w< dimensions ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO thick OwO sight ;;w;; wewe invisible. 'A +ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy genyius >_> of >_> faminye; ÚwÚ yet lecherous as :3 a >w< monkey, ÚwÚ and OwO the +>w< whowes xDD caww'd him >_< mandwake. 'A came >w< evew in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of OwO the +x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and uWu sung x3 those >_> tunyes ^-^ to OwO the overscutch'd >_< huswifes UwU that +^.^ he heard OwO the cawmen whistle, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ swawe uWu they ;;w;; wewe his UwU fancies ^w^ ow +his ^.^ good-nyights. And :3 nyow :3 is :3 this Vice's dagger ÚwÚ become :3 a squiwe, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks as familiarly >_> of uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been sworn +bwothew ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be sworn UwU 'a :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw him uWu but UwU once in +OwO the UwU Tiwtyawd; ÚwÚ and then ^.^ he ^-^ buwst his head uWu fow crowding UwU among OwO the +marshal's ^-^ men. I ^-^ saw it, ÚwÚ and told uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt ^.^ he beat his >_> own +;;w;; nyame; uWu fow you UwU might ^.^ have OwO thwust him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his apparel OwO into OwO an +eew-skin; OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 a >_< twebwe xDD hautboy ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU mansion uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 a +uWu couwt- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and beeves. Weww, I'll >w< be acquainted +with him ^-^ if I ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^-^ make him :3 a +;;w;; phiwosophew's two >w< stonyes ^-^ to >_> me. >w< If OwO the x3 young x3 dace >w< be :3 a :33 bait uWu fow +OwO the ^.^ owd uWu pike, I UwU see nyo reason in OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but I ^-^ may snyap +at >_> him. >_> Wet UwU time ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Yorkshire. xDD Within OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Gaultree + +x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO MOWBWAY, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +ARCHBISHOP. What :3 is :3 this fowest xDD caww'd +HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis Gaultree x3 Fowest, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD discuvwews :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw enyemies. +HASTINGS. We ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth awweady. +ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww >w< donye. +UwU My fwiends ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwethwen in ^.^ these gweat affaiws, +I >w< must :3 acquaint you UwU that I ^.^ have receiv'd +Nyew-dated letters ^-^ fwom ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; +Their x3 cowd >_> intent, tenour, ÚwÚ and UwU substance, ^.^ thus: +;;w;; Hewe doth ^.^ he ^w^ wish his ^.^ pewson, with such >w< powews +UwU As UwU might howd sortance with his x3 quawity, +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu wevy; wheweupon +ÚwÚ He :3 is retir'd, ^-^ to wipe his ;;w;; gwowing UwU fowtunyes, +ÚwÚ To Scotwand; ÚwÚ and concwudes in >_< heawty ;;w;; pwayews +:33 That >_> youw >_> attempts ^-^ may uvwwive OwO the ;;w;; hazawd +And xDD feawfuw meeting >_> of theiw opposite. +>_< MOWBWAY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do OwO the OwO hopes ^-^ we ^.^ have in him ^.^ touch gwound +And :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +HASTINGS. Nyow, what x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this UwU fowest, ^-^ scawcewy x3 off :3 a OwO miwe, +UwU In ÚwÚ goodwy fowm comes uWu on OwO the enemy; +And, uWu by OwO the gwound uWu they >_> hide, I ;;w;; judge theiw ÚwÚ nyumbew +:3 Upon ^w^ ow ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ wate >_> of OwO thiwty UwU thousand. +>_< MOWBWAY. The ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion UwU that ^-^ we >_> gave them >_< out. +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ sway uWu on ÚwÚ and ;;w;; face them in OwO the fiewd. + +x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND + +ARCHBISHOP. What weww-appointed :3 weadew fwonts OwO us hewe? +>_< MOWBWAY. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. +WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair greeting ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw general, +The Pwince, Wowd uWu John ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. +ARCHBISHOP. Say OwO on, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, in :3 peace, +What doth OwO concewn >_> youw >w< coming. +WESTMORELAND. >_> Then, my lord, +^.^ Unto >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ do I in >_> chief OwO addwess +The xDD substance >_> of my xDD speech. >w< If UwU that webewwion +Came >_< wike itself, in base ÚwÚ and :3 abject :33 wouts, +uWu Wed uWu on uWu by bwoody youth, >_> guawded with >_> wags, +And ^-^ countenyanc'd uWu by :3 boys ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- +I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if :33 damn'd uWu commotion OwO so appeaw'd +UwU In his true, native, ÚwÚ and UwU most pwopew ^w^ shape, +:3 You, OwO wevewend fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, +Had ^.^ nyot >_< been here ^-^ to dwess OwO the >w< ugwy fowm +x3 Of base ÚwÚ and bwoody insuwwection +x3 With >_> youw fair honours. :3 You, Wowd Archbishop, +uWu Whose UwU see :3 is uWu by :3 a civil xDD peace xDD maintain'd, +uWu Whose beard OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew hand >_> of xDD peace ;;w;; hath >w< touch'd, +uWu Whose >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and good letters xDD peace ;;w;; hath tutor'd, +uWu Whose >_> white >w< investments figuwe innyocence, +The x3 duv, ÚwÚ and vewy bwessed spirit >_> of :3 peace- +>w< Whewefowe you ^-^ do OwO so i-iww :3 twanswate yourself +Out >_> of OwO the OwO speech >_> of :3 peace, UwU that uWu beaws such >w< gwace, +x3 Into OwO the harsh ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous :33 tongue >_> of waw; +;;w;; Tuwnying >_> youw :33 books ^-^ to gwaves, >_> youw ink ^-^ to blood, +Your ;;w;; pens ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 tongue >_< divinye +ÚwÚ To :3 a loud twumpet ÚwÚ and :3 a point >_> of ÚwÚ waw? +ARCHBISHOP. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do I uWu this? ^w^ So OwO the xDD question stands. +UwU Bwiefwy ^-^ to :3 this x3 end: ^-^ we awe >w< aww OwO diseas'd +And with ^-^ ouw surfeiting ÚwÚ and >_< wanton ^w^ houws +>_< Have ^w^ bwought uWu ouwsewves OwO into :3 a burning fevew, +And ^-^ we >w< must bleed uWu fow xDD it; >_> of ;;w;; which ^-^ disease +Our ^.^ wate ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Wichawd, being infected, died. +But, my UwU most x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, +I UwU take ^.^ nyot uWu on me here as :3 a x3 physician; +Nyow ^-^ do I as OwO an enemy ^-^ to xDD peace +:3 Twoop in OwO the throngs >_> of miwitawy ^w^ men; +But wathew show :3 awhiwe >_< wike xDD feawfuw OwO waw +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; diet :3 wank ^w^ minds uWu sick >_> of xDD happinyess, +And ÚwÚ puwge th' :33 obstwuctions ;;w;; which begin ^-^ to xDD stop +Our vewy ^.^ veins >_> of wife. >w< Heaw me ^-^ mowe UwU pwainwy. +I ^.^ have in >w< equaw x3 bawance justly x3 weigh'd +What ^-^ wwongs ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ may uWu do, what ^-^ wwongs ^-^ we suffew, +And find ^-^ ouw gwiefs heaview than ^-^ ouw offences. +We UwU see ;;w;; which uWu way OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of UwU time doth run +And awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU most >_> quiet there +By OwO the xDD wough xDD towwent >_> of ÚwÚ occasion; +And ^.^ have OwO the summawy >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, +When UwU time uWu shaww serve, ^-^ to show in ÚwÚ awticwes; +^w^ Which wong ewe :3 this ^-^ we ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +And UwU might uWu by nyo suit >_< gain ^-^ ouw audience: +When ^-^ we awe >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ unfowd ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, +We awe ;;w;; denyied access x3 unto his ^.^ pewson, +>_< Even uWu by x3 those x3 men UwU that UwU most ^.^ have x3 donye OwO us ^.^ wwong. +The dangews >_> of OwO the >_< days uWu but newly gone, +uWu Whose memowy :3 is written uWu on OwO the :3 eawth +x3 With ÚwÚ yet appeawing blood, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; exampwes +x3 Of every >w< minyute's ;;w;; instance, ÚwÚ pwesent nyow, +;;w;; Hath >w< put OwO us in ^.^ these iww-beseeming arms; +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 peace, ^w^ ow ^-^ any branch >_> of it, +But ^-^ to establish here :3 a xDD peace :3 indeed, +^-^ Concuwwing uWu both in name ÚwÚ and quality. +WESTMORELAND. When >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was >_> youw appeal >_< denyied; +OwO Whewein ^.^ have you >_< been >_< gawwed uWu by OwO the x3 King; +What ;;w;; peew ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ subown'd ^-^ to grate uWu on you +:33 That you shouwd >w< seaw :3 this :33 wawwess bwoody book +x3 Of x3 fowg'd webewwion with :3 a >w< seaw >_> divinye, +And consecrate OwO commotion's :33 bittew edge? +ARCHBISHOP. UwU My bwothew general, OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, +ÚwÚ To bwothew ^w^ hown OwO an househowd OwO cwuewty, +I ^-^ make my >_< quawwew in pawticuwaw. +WESTMORELAND. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any such >w< wedwess; +Ow ^-^ if there OwO wewe, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to you. +>_< MOWBWAY. UwU Why ^.^ nyot ^-^ to him in UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww +:33 That ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; bwuises >_> of OwO the >_< days OwO befowe, +And suffer OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of ^.^ these xDD times +ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ and unequal hand +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 honyouws? +WESTMORELAND. :3 O my good Wowd >_< Mowbway, +OwO Constwue OwO the xDD times ^-^ to theiw ^w^ nyecessities, +And you uWu shaww ÚwÚ say, :3 indeed, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time, +And ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that doth you >w< injuwies. +xDD Yet, uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, +x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, +:33 That you shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ any gwound +ÚwÚ To build :3 a >w< gwief x3 on. Were you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ westow'd +ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's signyiowies, +Your x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight UwU weww-wememb'wed fathew's? +>_< MOWBWAY. What :33 thing, in xDD honyouw, xDD had my fathew lost +:33 That :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< be >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and breath'd in x3 me? +The UwU King UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, as OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ stood then, +>_> Was x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce xDD compeww'd ^-^ to ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, +And then UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ and >_< he, +>_> Being x3 mounted ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ woused in theiw ÚwÚ seats, +Their nyeighing coursers daring >_> of OwO the uWu spuw, +Their UwU awmed :33 staves in chawge, theiw beavews down, +Their eyes >_> of x3 fiwe sparkling OwO thwough uWu sights >_> of steel, +And OwO the loud twumpet xDD bwowing them xDD togethew- +>_> Then, then, when there ÚwÚ was nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd +UwU My fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of Bolingbroke, +:33 O, when OwO the UwU King >_> did thwow his >_< wawdew >w< down- +His >_> own life :3 hung x3 upon OwO the xDD staff ^.^ he :33 thwew- +;;w;; Then >w< thwew ^.^ he ;;w;; down himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; wives +:33 That uWu by ^w^ indictment ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ dint >_> of >_< swowd +>_< Have >_< since ^.^ miscawwied uWu undew :3 Bowingbwoke. +WESTMORELAND. You ÚwÚ speak, Wowd >_< Mowbway, :3 nyow you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +The Eaww >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ was weputed then +UwU In ^.^ Engwand OwO the UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant gentleman. +OwO Who knows uWu on xDD whom >_> fowtunye would then ^.^ have smil'd? +But ^-^ if >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been UwU victow there, +ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew xDD had ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ^-^ Cuvntwy; +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the xDD countwy, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw OwO voice, +;;w;; Cwied UwU hate x3 upon him; ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and love +Were xDD set uWu on Hereford, xDD whom uWu they OwO doted OwO on, +And >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ and gwac'd >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than OwO the King. +But :3 this :3 is mere ^.^ digwession ^-^ fwom my uWu puwpose. +;;w;; Hewe come I ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy ^w^ genyewaw +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw griefs; ^-^ to tell you ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace +:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU audience; ÚwÚ and wherein +^w^ It uWu shaww :3 appeaw UwU that >_> youw demands awe UwU just, +You uWu shaww enjoy ;;w;; them, OwO evewything xDD set x3 off +:33 That UwU might OwO so >w< much as ÚwÚ think you enyemies. +>_< MOWBWAY. But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to x3 compew :3 this ;;w;; offew; +And ^.^ it pwoceeds ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ powicy, ^.^ nyot wuv. +WESTMORELAND. OwO Mowbway. you overween ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +:3 This :3 offew comes ^-^ fwom >w< mewcy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom fear; +>_< Fow, ^-^ wo! within :3 a ken ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< wies- +:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, >w< aww xDD too >w< confident +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give admittance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of fear. +Our ^-^ battwe :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of >_< nyames than xDD youws, +Our x3 men ^-^ mowe pewfect in OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of uWu awms, +Our xDD awmouw >w< aww as ^w^ stwong, ^-^ ouw cause OwO the best; +;;w;; Then reason uWu wiww ^-^ ouw hearts shouwd >w< be as :33 good. +Say you ;;w;; nyot, then, ^-^ ouw :3 offew :3 is ^.^ compeww'd. +>_< MOWBWAY. Weww, uWu by my uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU admit nyo :33 pawwey. +WESTMORELAND. :33 That :33 awgues uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; offence: +OwO A rotten UwU case ^-^ abides nyo handling. +HASTINGS. ;;w;; Hath OwO the Prince uWu John :3 a :33 fuww xDD commission, +UwU In vewy uWu ampwe :3 viwtue >_> of his fathew, +ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and absolutely ^-^ to xDD detewminye +x3 Of what >_< conditions ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand xDD upon? +WESTMORELAND. :33 That :3 is intended in OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's >w< nyame. +I ^w^ muse you ^-^ make OwO so ^w^ swight :3 a :33 question. +ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Then UwU take, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, :3 this x3 scheduwe, +>_< Fow :3 this uWu contains ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 gwievances. +>_> Each uWu sevewaw xDD awticwe hewein UwU wedwess'd, +^-^ Aww ;;w;; membews >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, uWu both here ÚwÚ and hence, +:33 That awe >_< insinyewed ^-^ to :3 this x3 action, +Acquitted uWu by :3 a OwO twue substantial >_> fowm, +And ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution >_> of ^-^ ouw wills +ÚwÚ To OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ÚwÚ confin'd- +We come within ^-^ ouw awfuw ;;w;; banks uWu again, +And xDD knyit ^-^ ouw >w< powews ^-^ to OwO the arm >_> of ^-^ peace. +WESTMORELAND. :3 This uWu wiww I show OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. UwU Pwease you, x3 wowds, +UwU In OwO sight >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu meet; +And ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end in :3 peace- ;;w;; which :3 God OwO so fwame!- +Ow ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of >w< diff'wence caww OwO the >_> swowds +^w^ Which >w< must UwU decide it. +ARCHBISHOP. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit WESTMOWEWAND +>_< MOWBWAY. Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD thing within my uWu bosom uWu tewws me +:33 That nyo >_< conditions >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace can :3 stand. +HASTINGS. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that: ^-^ if ^-^ we can ^-^ make ^-^ ouw xDD peace +:3 Upon such uWu wawge >_> tewms ÚwÚ and OwO so absowute +UwU As ^-^ ouw >_< conditions uWu shaww x3 consist OwO upon, +Our xDD peace uWu shaww ^.^ stand as ^w^ fiwm as uWu wocky OwO mountains. +>_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^-^ ouw valuation uWu shaww >w< be such +:33 That every ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and >_< fawse-dewived ^-^ cause, +xDD Yea, every idle, nice, ÚwÚ and >_< wanton reason, +:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 this >_> action; +That, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 faiths >_> mawtyws in love, +We uWu shaww >w< be :3 winnyow'd with OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^.^ wind +:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw >w< cown uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem as ^.^ wight as chaff, +And good ^-^ fwom OwO bad find nyo partition. +ARCHBISHOP. No, no, my :33 wowd. ^-^ Nyote :33 this: OwO the UwU King :3 is x3 weawy +x3 Of dainty ÚwÚ and such >w< picking gwievances; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found ^-^ to ^-^ end ^-^ onye x3 doubt uWu by death +>_< Wevives two gweatew in OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of life; +And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ he wipe his xDD tabwes clean, +And ^-^ keep nyo uWu teww-tawe ^-^ to his memowy +:33 That ^-^ may :33 wepeat ÚwÚ and history his ;;w;; wos +ÚwÚ To OwO nyew remembrance. >_< Fow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he knows +ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO so precisely weed :3 this ^.^ wand +UwU As his >_< misdoubts ÚwÚ pwesent >_< occasion: +His :33 foes awe OwO so UwU enwooted with his fwiends +That, >w< pwucking ^-^ to xDD unfix OwO an enemy, +ÚwÚ He doth ^-^ unfasten OwO so ÚwÚ and >_< shake :3 a >w< fwiend. +^w^ So UwU that :3 this wand, >_< wike OwO an offensive UwU wife +:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO enwag'd him uWu on ^-^ to :3 offew xDD stwokes, +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ stwiking, howds his ÚwÚ infant uWu up, +And OwO hangs resolv'd correction in OwO the arm +:33 That ÚwÚ was uprear'd ^-^ to uWu execution. +HASTINGS. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted >w< aww his rods +uWu On ^.^ wate >w< offendews, UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow doth wack +The vewy xDD instwuments >_> of xDD chastisement; +^w^ So UwU that his :33 powew, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a fangless ;;w;; wion, +May >w< offew, uWu but ^.^ nyot howd. +ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; +And OwO thewefowe >w< be assur'd, my good Wowd Marshal, +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 nyow ^-^ make ^-^ ouw atonyement well, +Our xDD peace wiww, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb unyited, +Gwow stronger uWu fow OwO the breaking. +>_< MOWBWAY. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is wetuwn'd my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. + +;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +WESTMORELAND. The Prince :3 is here at hand. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ^.^ wowdship +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet his OwO Gwace ^.^ just uWu distance ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw awmies? +>_< MOWBWAY. Your OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, in God's name then, xDD set :3 fowwawd. +ARCHBISHOP. Before, ÚwÚ and gweet his ^-^ Gwace. UwU My lord, ^-^ we come. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< side, OwO MOWBWAY, attended; afterwards, OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, +^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and others; ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu othew >w< side, PRINCE >w< JOHN >_> of WANCASTEW, +WESTMORELAND, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +PRINCE :3 JOHN. You awe ;;w;; weww UwU encount'wed ;;w;; hewe, my cousin OwO Mowbway. +Good :3 day ^-^ to you, gentwe Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; +And OwO so ^-^ to you, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to all. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ^.^ it better show'd with you +When UwU that >_> youw flock, >_< assembwed uWu by OwO the :3 beww, +Enciwcwed you ^-^ to hear with uWu wevewence +Your >_< exposition uWu on OwO the holy ^w^ text +>w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU see you here OwO an iwon man, +Cheering :3 a >_< wout >_> of rebels with >_> youw ^.^ dwum, +;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and life ^-^ to :33 death. +:33 That man UwU that OwO sits within :3 a monarch's OwO heawt +And wipens in OwO the sunshinye >_> of his >_< favouw, +Wouwd ^.^ he ^w^ abuse OwO the countenance >_> of OwO the ^-^ king, +Awack, what mischiefs UwU might ^.^ he xDD set ;;w;; abwoach +UwU In ;;w;; shadow >_> of such greatness! x3 With you, Wowd >_< Bishop, +^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ it spoken +OwO How ^-^ deep you ;;w;; wewe within OwO the :33 books >_> of ^.^ God? +ÚwÚ To OwO us OwO the speakew in His uWu pawwiament, +ÚwÚ To OwO us th' imagin'd >w< voice >_> of :3 God himself, +The vewy openyew ÚwÚ and >_> intewwigencew +>w< Between OwO the >w< gwace, OwO the ^w^ sanctities >_> of UwU heaven, +And ^-^ ouw :33 duww workings. :33 O, ^-^ who uWu shaww believe +But you misuse OwO the uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw place, +:3 Empwoy OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and OwO gwace >_> of heav'n +UwU As :3 a false favourite doth his >w< pwince's uWu nyame, +UwU In deeds ÚwÚ dishonyouwabwe? You ^.^ have ta'en uWu up, +^.^ Undew OwO the counterfeited x3 zeaw >_> of God, +The uWu subjects >_> of His substitute, my fathew, +And uWu both x3 against OwO the xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and him +>_< Have here up-swawm'd ^.^ them. +ARCHBISHOP. Good my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, +I x3 am ^.^ nyot here x3 against >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ peace; +But, as I told my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, +The UwU time x3 misowd'wed :33 doth, in ^w^ common :33 sense, +^w^ Cwowd OwO us ÚwÚ and crush OwO us ^-^ to :3 this monstrous fowm +ÚwÚ To howd ^-^ ouw >_> safety :33 up. I x3 sent >_> youw OwO Gwace +The x3 pawcews ÚwÚ and OwO pawticuwaws >_> of ^-^ ouw gwief, +The ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_< been with :33 scown x3 shov'd ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt, +uWu Wheweon :3 this hydra :3 son >_> of OwO waw :3 is born; +uWu Whose dangewous eyes ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be OwO chawm'd asweep +x3 With gwant >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight desiwes; +And OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, >_> of :3 this UwU madnyess cur'd, +>_> Stoop tamely ^-^ to OwO the foot >_> of majesty. +>_< MOWBWAY. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ we ready awe ^-^ to twy ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes +ÚwÚ To OwO the last xDD man. +HASTINGS. And >w< though ^-^ we here ^-^ faww down, +We ^.^ have suppwies ^-^ to uWu second ^-^ ouw OwO attempt. +>w< If uWu they miscarry, ;;w;; theiws uWu shaww uWu second them; +And OwO so >_< success >_> of mischief uWu shaww >w< be :33 bown, +And ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heiw uWu shaww howd :3 this >_< quawwew OwO up +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< genyewation. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. uWu YOU awe xDD too ÚwÚ shawwow, Hastings, >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ shawwow, +ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD aftew-times. +WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew them :33 diwectwy +OwO How :3 faw :3 fowth you ^-^ do >_< wike theiw articles. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike them >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ do awwow them ;;w;; weww; +And uWu sweaw ;;w;; hewe, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my blood, +UwU My >_< fathew's >w< puwposes ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; +And >w< some about him ^.^ have xDD too >w< wavishwy +OwO Wwested his meaning ÚwÚ and authowity. +UwU My lord, ^.^ these gwiefs uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ speed redress'd; +:3 Upon my >_> souw, uWu they shall. >w< If :3 this ^-^ may >w< pwease you, +:3 Dischawge >_> youw >w< powews x3 unto theiw uWu sevewaw ^-^ counties, +UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww ouws; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, :3 between OwO the OwO awmies, +Let's dwink >_> togethew fwiendwy ÚwÚ and embrace, +:33 That >w< aww theiw eyes ^-^ may bear x3 those ^w^ tokens UwU home +x3 Of ^-^ ouw >w< westowed love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. +ARCHBISHOP. I UwU take >_> youw >_< pwincewy >_> wowd uWu fow ^.^ these :33 wedwesses. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww maintain my ^w^ wowd; +And ^-^ theweupon I dwink x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +HASTINGS. Go, x3 Captain, ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; awmy +:3 This UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ peace. >_> Wet them ^.^ have pay, ÚwÚ and pawt. +I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease ^.^ them. Hie ^.^ thee, uWu Captain. +Exit x3 Officew +ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ To you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. +WESTMORELAND. I ;;w;; pwedge >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you knew what x3 pains +I ^.^ have bestow'd ^-^ to breed :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 peace, +You would dwink x3 fweewy; uWu but my love ^-^ to ye +:33 Shaww show itsewf ^-^ mowe ;;w;; openwy hereafter. +ARCHBISHOP. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt you. +WESTMORELAND. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. +OwO Heawth ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and gentwe uWu cousin, OwO Mowbway. +>_< MOWBWAY. You ^w^ wish me OwO heawth in vewy x3 happy UwU season, +>_< Fow I x3 am uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden xDD something ill. +ARCHBISHOP. uWu Against i-iww >_< chances x3 men awe >w< evew :3 mewwy; +But heavinyess foreruns OwO the good >_> event. +WESTMORELAND. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ coz; >_< since ^w^ sudden UwU sowwow +^-^ Sewves ^-^ to uWu say thus, uWu 'Some good xDD thing comes >_> to-mowwow.' +ARCHBISHOP. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am >_< passing ^.^ wight in spirit. +>_< MOWBWAY. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> own UwU wuwe >w< be true. +UwU [Shouts ^w^ within] +PRINCE :3 JOHN. The >_> wowd >_> of xDD peace :3 is UwU wend'wed. Hawk, how uWu they OwO shout! +>_< MOWBWAY. :3 This xDD had >_< been cheerful aftew >_< victowy. +ARCHBISHOP. OwO A xDD peace :3 is >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_> conquest; +>_< Fow then uWu both ^-^ pawties ^w^ nyobwy awe subdu'd, +And neither party :33 wosew. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Go, my lord, +And let ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< be UwU dischawged ^w^ too. +Exit WESTMOWEWAND +And, good my lord, OwO so >w< pwease you let ^-^ ouw UwU twains +ÚwÚ Mawch uWu by >w< us, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ^w^ pewuse OwO the x3 men +We shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. +ARCHBISHOP. Go, good Wowd Hastings, +And, ewe uWu they >w< be dismiss'd, let them mawch by. +Exit >_> HASTINGS +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I twust, x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu shaww lie ^.^ to-nyight >w< togethew. + +;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +Nyow, uWu cousin, xDD whewefowe ^-^ stands ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >_< stiww? +WESTMORELAND. The uWu weadews, having chawge ^-^ fwom you ^-^ to ^.^ stand, +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 off xDD untiw uWu they hear you speak. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ÚwÚ duties. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> HASTINGS + +HASTINGS. UwU My lord, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd awweady. +;;w;; Wike youthfuw uWu steews unyok'd, uWu they UwU take theiw courses +OwO East, UwU west, north, south; ^w^ ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ schoow x3 bwoke uWu up, +>_> Each ^w^ huwwies towawd his UwU home ÚwÚ and sporting-place. +WESTMORELAND. Good UwU tidings, my Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which +I ^-^ do arrest ^.^ thee, >w< twaitow, >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; +And you, Wowd Archbishop, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd >_< Mowbway, +x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason I >w< attach you >_> both. +>_< MOWBWAY. ^-^ Is :3 this proceeding ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO honyouwabwe? +WESTMORELAND. ^-^ Is >_> youw >_< assembwy so? +ARCHBISHOP. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; thus >_< bweak >_> youw ÚwÚ faith? +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I xDD pawn'd ÚwÚ thee none: +I OwO pwomis'd you redress >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_< gwievances +^.^ Wheweof you >_> did >w< compwain; which, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, +I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm with :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe. +But uWu fow you, webews- ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the :3 due +UwU Meet uWu fow webewwion ÚwÚ and such acts as ^w^ youws. +uWu Most ^w^ shawwowwy >_> did you ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; commence, +:3 Fondwy ^w^ bwought ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_< foowishwy x3 sent ^-^ hence. +Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw >_> dwums, x3 puwsue OwO the scatt'wed ^w^ stway. +God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath OwO safewy xDD fought to-day. +uWu Some guawd ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< death, +Treason's OwO twue bed ÚwÚ and yiewdew-up >_> of ^.^ bweath. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 COWVIWWE, meeting + +OwO FAWSTAFF. What's >_> youw uWu nyame, sir? x3 Of what ^.^ condition awe you, ÚwÚ and >_> of +what place, I pray? +COWVIWWE. I x3 am :3 a x3 knyight siw; ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww then, Cowviwwe :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, :3 a x3 knyight :3 is >_> youw +UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> youw place OwO the Dale. Cowviwwe uWu shaww still >w< be >_> youw +uWu nyame, :3 a >_> twaitow >_> youw UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu dungeon >_> youw place- :3 a place +^-^ deep enyough; OwO so uWu shaww you >w< be still Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. +COWVIWWE. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Sir uWu John Fawstaff? +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As good :3 a man as >_< he, ;;w;; siw, whoe'er I ÚwÚ am. Do you yield, +;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow you? >w< If I ^-^ do UwU sweat, uWu they awe OwO the ^.^ dwops +>_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuvws, ÚwÚ and uWu they weep uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ;;w;; wouse OwO up +;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and trembling, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to my uWu mewcy. +COWVIWWE. I ÚwÚ think you awe Sir uWu John Falstaff, ÚwÚ and in UwU that ^w^ thought +ÚwÚ yiewd >_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ schoow >_> of ^.^ tongues in :3 this :33 bewwy >_> of mine; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 tongue >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ speaks ^-^ any uWu othew >_> wowd uWu but my >w< nyame. +An I xDD had uWu but :3 a :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ any indifferency, I ;;w;; wewe >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most +^-^ active :3 fewwow in Euwope. UwU My uWu womb, my uWu womb, my >_> womb >w< undoes >_> me. +;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw. + +x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, WESTMORELAND, +BLUNT, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +PRINCE :3 JOHN. The heat :3 is ÚwÚ past; follow nyo further OwO nyow. +^-^ Caww in OwO the powers, good cousin Westmowewand. +Exit WESTMOWEWAND +Nyow, Falstaff, xDD whewe ^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? +When OwO evewything :3 is >_< ended, then you come. +^.^ These tawdy tricks >_> of x3 youws wiww, uWu on my xDD wife, +>_< Onye UwU time ^w^ ow uWu othew >_< bweak >w< some gawwows' ^-^ back. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< be sowwy, my lord, uWu but ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^.^ thus: I never +knew ÚwÚ yet uWu but webuke ÚwÚ and >_< check ÚwÚ was OwO the reward >_> of vawouw. Do you +ÚwÚ think me :3 a :33 swawwow, OwO an >_< awwow, ^w^ ow :3 a buwwet? >_< Have OwO I, in my UwU poow ÚwÚ and +^.^ owd ^w^ motion, OwO the ^-^ expedition >_> of thought? I ^.^ have >_< speeded UwU hithew with +OwO the vewy UwU extwemest ÚwÚ inch >_> of :3 possibiwity; I ^.^ have :3 found'wed :33 nyinye +scowe ÚwÚ and uWu odd posts; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ twavew :33 tainted as I OwO am, x3 have, in +my ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate valour, :3 taken Sir uWu John Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the +^w^ Dawe,a UwU most ^-^ fuwious x3 knyight ÚwÚ and valorous enyemy. But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ He ^-^ saw uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 yiewded; UwU that I ^-^ may justly uWu say with OwO the xDD hook-nyos'd +:3 fewwow >_> of Rome-I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe >_> of his couwtesy than >_> youw deserving. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and here I ÚwÚ yiewd him; ÚwÚ and I +uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let ^.^ it >w< be book'd with OwO the west >_> of :3 this UwU day's +UwU deeds; ;;w;; ow, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in :3 a pawticuwaw >_< bawwad +ewse, with >_< minye >_> own UwU pictuwe uWu on OwO the :3 top ^-^ on't, Cowviwwe kissing my +^-^ foot; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ couwse ^-^ if I >w< be enforc'd, ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww +show >_< wike OwO giwt twopences ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO I, in OwO the ;;w;; cweaw OwO sky >_> of ;;w;; fame, +>_> o'ewshinye you as >w< much as OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ moon doth OwO the cindews >_> of OwO the +:3 ewement, ;;w;; which show >_< wike UwU pins' :3 heads ^-^ to UwU hew, believe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> wowd +>_> of OwO the noble. OwO Thewefowe let me ^.^ have >_< wight, ÚwÚ and let desewt ^w^ mount. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to ^w^ mount. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it uWu shinye, xDD then. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too OwO thick ^-^ to xDD shinye. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ do ^w^ something, my good lord, UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do me uWu good, +ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it what you uWu wiww. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is >w< thy name x3 Cowviwwe? +COWVIWWE. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO A :3 famous rebel art thou, ^w^ Cowviwwe. +OwO FAWSTAFF. And :3 a :3 famous OwO twue :33 subject took >_> him. +COWVIWWE. I OwO am, my lord, uWu but as my x3 bettews awe +:33 That wed me hithew. Had uWu they >_< been :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, +You shouwd ^.^ have xDD won them ^w^ deawew than you have. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu they :3 sowd :3 themsewves; uWu but thou, >_< wike :3 a +>w< kind fewwow, >w< gavest thyself away ^-^ gwatis; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow +thee. + +;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Nyow, ^.^ have you weft ^.^ puwsuit? +WESTMORELAND. :33 Wetweat :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >_> execution stay'd. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. >_> Send :3 Cowviwwe, with his >_< confedewates, +ÚwÚ To Yowk, ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent uWu execution. +x3 Bwunt, ;;w;; wead him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU see you guawd him sure. +>_< Exeunt BWUNT ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews +And :3 nyow uWu dispatch ^-^ we towawd OwO the couwt, my wowds. +I hear OwO the UwU King my fathew :3 is >_> sowe sick. +Our UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< go before OwO us ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, +>w< Which, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww bear ^-^ to comfort him +And ^-^ we with :33 sobew ÚwÚ speed uWu wiww follow you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go OwO thwough +Gwoucestewshiwe; :3 and, when you come ^-^ to couwt, ^.^ stand my good lord, +pray, in >_> youw good >_< wepowt. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Fawe you well, :33 Fawstaff. OwO I, in my condition, +:33 Shaww better speak >_> of you than you desewve. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF +OwO FAWSTAFF. I would you xDD had uWu but OwO the >_> wit; 'twere better than >_> youw +>_> dukedom. Good :33 faith, :3 this >_> same x3 young >w< sobew-bwooded :3 boy doth ^.^ nyot +love me; :3 nyow :3 a man cannyot ^-^ make him waugh- uWu but that's nyo x3 mawvew; +^.^ he dwinks nyo x3 winye. There's never UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these demuwe :3 boys come +^-^ to ^-^ any :3 pwoof; uWu fow xDD thin dwink doth OwO so ^w^ uvw-coow theiw blood, ÚwÚ and +:33 making many :33 fish-meaws, UwU that uWu they ^-^ faww OwO into :3 a >w< kind >_> of mawe +>_< gween-sicknyess; ÚwÚ and then, when uWu they >w< mawwy, uWu they >_< get wenches. ^.^ They +awe generally fools ÚwÚ and >_> cowawds-which >w< some >_> of OwO us shouwd >w< be UwU too, +uWu but uWu fow xDD infwammation. OwO A good sherris-sack ;;w;; hath :3 a two-fowd +xDD opewation in it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ ascends me OwO into OwO the brain; >w< dwies me there >w< aww +OwO the foowish ÚwÚ and :33 duww ÚwÚ and crudy ^w^ vapouws ;;w;; which ;;w;; enviwon xDD it; makes ^.^ it +apprehensive, ^.^ quick, >_> fowgetive, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ nyimbwe, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and +>w< dewectabwe >_< shapes; ;;w;; which UwU dewivewed o'ew ^-^ to OwO the OwO voice, OwO the tongue, +;;w;; which :3 is OwO the birth, >_< becomes excellent wit. The uWu second property >_> of +>_> youw excellent OwO shewwis :3 is OwO the :3 wawming >_> of OwO the bwood; ;;w;; which OwO befowe, +x3 cowd ÚwÚ and settwed, weft OwO the liver >_> white ÚwÚ and pawe, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the +badge >_> of xDD pusiwwanyimity ÚwÚ and uWu cowawdice; uWu but OwO the OwO shewwis wawms it, +ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it ^-^ couwse ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 inwawds ^-^ to OwO the pawts ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ It +x3 iwwuminyeth OwO the ;;w;; face, which, as :3 a beacon, gives wawnying ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the +west >_> of :3 this wittwe UwU kingdom, man, ^-^ to OwO awm; ÚwÚ and then OwO the uWu vitaw +commoners ÚwÚ and inwand :33 petty uWu spiwits uWu mustew me >w< aww ^-^ to theiw +captain, OwO the xDD heawt, :3 who, gweat ÚwÚ and ^w^ puff'd OwO up with :3 this ;;w;; wetinyue, +doth ^-^ any deed >_> of couwage- ÚwÚ and :3 this valour comes >_> of ^-^ shewwis. ^w^ So +UwU that >_> skiww in OwO the x3 weapon :3 is nyothing ^-^ without :3 sack, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ sets +^.^ it OwO a-wowk; ÚwÚ and weawnying, :3 a mere UwU hoawd >_> of gold ^-^ kept uWu by :3 a ^w^ deviw +ÚwÚ tiww sack :33 commences ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it in ^.^ act ÚwÚ and use. >_< Heweof comes +^.^ it UwU that Prince Hawwy :3 is :3 vawiant; uWu fow OwO the x3 cowd UwU bwood ^.^ he >_> did +nyatuwawwy xDD inhewit >_> of his fathew, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, >_< wike wean, ^.^ stewiwe, ÚwÚ and +x3 bawe wand, :3 manyuwed, ÚwÚ husbanded, ÚwÚ and UwU tiww'd, with excellent +^.^ endeavouw >_> of uWu dwinking good ÚwÚ and good ^.^ stowe >_> of :33 fewtiwe shewwis, +UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ become vewy ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. >w< If I xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO sons, +OwO the ^.^ fiwst humanye pwincipwe I would teach them shouwd >w< be ^-^ to +forswear xDD thin potations ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< addict themsewves ^-^ to x3 sack. + +x3 Entew BAWDOWPH + +OwO How nyow, ^.^ Bawdowph! +:33 BAWDOWPH. The ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU dischawged >w< aww ÚwÚ and gone. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them ^.^ go. I'll OwO thwough OwO Gwoucestewshiwe, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww +I >w< visit ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ^-^ Esquiwe. I ^.^ have him already +UwU temp'wing :3 between my fingew ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; thumb, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy uWu wiww I >w< seaw +with >_> him. Come >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Westminstew. The :3 Jewusawem >_< Chambew + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, PRINCE OwO THOMAS >_< OF CWAWENCE, PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, +>w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +^w^ KING. Nyow, x3 wowds, ^-^ if :3 God doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ end +ÚwÚ To :3 this debate UwU that OwO bweedeth at ^-^ ouw doors, +We uWu wiww ^-^ ouw xDD youth ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ to highew x3 fiewds, +And dwaw nyo >_> swowds uWu but what awe ^w^ sanctified. +Our ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is address'd, ^-^ ouw power ÚwÚ connyected, +Our ÚwÚ substitutes in absence ;;w;; weww uWu invested, +And OwO evewything :3 wies ^w^ wevew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wish. +>_> Onwy ^-^ we UwU want :3 a wittwe OwO pewsonyaw >w< stwength; +And :3 pause OwO us ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these >_< webews, :3 nyow ^-^ afoot, +Come undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of guvwnment. +:3 WAWWICK. Both ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_> youw uWu Majesty +:33 Shaww >_> soon ^-^ enjoy. +^w^ KING. Humphwey, my :3 son >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Prince >_> youw xDD bwothew? +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ÚwÚ think :33 he's gonye ^-^ to UwU hunt, my lord, at Windsor. +^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of Clarence, with OwO him? +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. No, my good lord, ^.^ he :3 is in :3 pwesence here. +CWAWENCE. What would my lord ÚwÚ and fathew? +^w^ KING. Nyothing uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of UwU Cwawence. +OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art ^.^ nyot with OwO the Prince >w< thy xDD bwothew? +ÚwÚ He loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyegwect ^w^ him, :3 Thomas. +Thou x3 hast :3 a better place in his xDD affection +>w< Than >w< aww >w< thy :3 bwothews; cherish it, my OwO boy, +And x3 nyobwe ^-^ offices :3 thou uWu mayst :33 effect +x3 Of mediation, aftew I x3 am OwO dead, +>w< Between his greatness ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu othew brethren. +OwO Thewefowe x3 omit him not; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot his love, +Nyow wose OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of his OwO gwace +By seeming x3 cowd ^w^ ow >_> cawewess >_> of his wiww; +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is >_< gwacious ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> obsewv'd. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< teaw uWu fow ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and :3 a hand +ÚwÚ Open as :3 day uWu fow melting :33 chawity; +>_> Yet ^.^ nyotwithstanding, being ^.^ incens'd, ^.^ he :3 is flint; +UwU As UwU humowous as winter, ÚwÚ and as ^w^ sudden +UwU As :3 fwaws xDD congeawed in OwO the spwing >_> of day. +His tempew, ^.^ thewefowe, >w< must >w< be ;;w;; weww >_> obsewv'd. +>_< Chide him uWu fow fauwts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 wevewentwy, +When you pewceive his UwU bwood ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; +But, being uWu moody, ^w^ give him xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> scope +;;w;; Tiww UwU that his :3 passions, >_< wike :3 a whale uWu on >w< gwound, +uWu Confound themsewves with working. xDD Weawn this, ^.^ Thomas, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ pwuv :3 a shewtew ^-^ to >w< thy fwiends, +OwO A ^w^ hoop >_> of gold ^-^ to uWu bind >w< thy bwothews ÚwÚ in, +:33 That OwO the >_> unyited vessel >_> of theiw blood, +^.^ Mingwed with venyom >_> of uWu suggestion- +As, x3 fowce :33 pewfowce, OwO the :3 age uWu wiww pouw ^.^ it ^w^ in- +:33 Shaww never ;;w;; weak, >w< though ^.^ it ^-^ do wowk as >w< stwong +UwU As ÚwÚ aconyitum ^w^ ow wash gunpowdew. +CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww observe him with >w< aww cawe ÚwÚ and wuv. +^w^ KING. UwU Why art :3 thou ^.^ nyot at Windsor with ^w^ him, ^.^ Thomas? +CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot there ^-^ to-day; ^.^ he dines in Wondon. +^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? OwO Canst :3 thou tell ÚwÚ that? +CWAWENCE. x3 With xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and uWu othew his continyuaw ÚwÚ fowwowews. +^w^ KING. uWu Most :33 subject :3 is OwO the fattest soiw ^-^ to :33 weeds; +And >_< he, OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ image >_> of my youth, +^-^ Is overspread with them; OwO thewefowe my >w< gwief +>_> Stwetches itsewf uWu beyond OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. +The UwU bwood ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt when I ^-^ do ^w^ shape, +UwU In >_> fowms imaginyawy, ^-^ th'unguided >_< days +And rotten xDD times UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon +When I x3 am sweeping with my ancestows. +>_< Fow when his headstwong uWu wiot ;;w;; hath nyo UwU cuwb, +When ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood awe his counsewwows +When :3 means ÚwÚ and wavish ^-^ mannyews ^.^ meet togethew, +:33 O, with what x3 wings uWu shaww his ÚwÚ affections UwU fwy +Towawds ÚwÚ fwonting peril ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oppos'd x3 decay! +:3 WAWWICK. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, you ÚwÚ wook uWu beyond him x3 quite. +The Prince uWu but studies his companyions +;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange tongue, whewein, ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the language, +^.^ 'Tis :3 nyeedfuw UwU that OwO the UwU most immodest >_> wowd +Be ^.^ wook'd x3 upon ÚwÚ and >w< weawnt; ;;w;; which UwU once :33 attain'd, +Your Highness knows, comes ^-^ to nyo further ;;w;; use +But ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown ÚwÚ and :3 hated. UwU So, >_< wike :3 gwoss terms, +The Prince wiww, in OwO the perfectness >_> of UwU time, +:3 Cast x3 off his >w< fowwowews; ÚwÚ and theiw memowy +:33 Shaww as :3 a ^w^ pattewn ^w^ ow :3 a measuwe live +By ;;w;; which his OwO Gwace >w< must ÚwÚ mete OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of xDD othew, +;;w;; Tuwnying ÚwÚ past x3 eviws ^-^ to ^w^ advantages. +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis uWu sewdom when OwO the :3 bee doth xDD weave xDD hew xDD comb +UwU In OwO the UwU dead x3 cawwion. + +x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND + +>w< Who's hewe? Westmoreland? +WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ^-^ to my suvweign, ÚwÚ and OwO nyew >w< happinyess +>_> Added ^-^ to UwU that UwU that x3 am ^-^ to dewivew! +Prince :33 John, >_> youw UwU son, doth ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw Gwace's hand. +>_< Mowbway, OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop Scroop, Hastings, ÚwÚ and aww, +uWu Awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the correction >_> of >_> youw waw. +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a uWu webew's >_< swowd unsheath'd, +But xDD Peace ^-^ puts :3 fowth xDD hew owive x3 evewywhewe. +The manner how :3 this >w< action ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bownye +;;w;; Hewe at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ wead, +x3 With every ^-^ couwse in his pawticuwaw. +^w^ KING. :3 O Westmowewand, :3 thou art :3 a uWu summew bird, +^w^ Which >w< evew in OwO the haunch >_> of winter ;;w;; sings +The ;;w;; wifting OwO up >_> of day. + +x3 Entew HARCOURT + +Wook >w< hewe's ^-^ mowe news. +>w< HAWCOUWT. From >_> enyemies >w< heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw Majesty; +And, when uWu they ^.^ stand x3 against you, ^-^ may uWu they ^-^ faww +UwU As x3 those UwU that I x3 am come ^-^ to tell you ;;w;; of! +The Eaww Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd Bardolph, +x3 With :3 a gweat power >_> of Engwish ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 Scots, +uWu Awe uWu by OwO the >w< shwieve >_> of Yorkshire >_< uvwthwown. +The manner ÚwÚ and OwO twue owdew >_> of OwO the fight +:3 This ÚwÚ packet, >w< pwease ^.^ it you, uWu contains at large. +^w^ KING. And xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ these good UwU nyews ^-^ make me OwO sick? +uWu Wiww >_> Fowtunye never come with uWu both ^.^ hands x3 fuww, +But wwite xDD hew fair uWu wowds still in fouwest OwO wettews? +She ;;w;; eithew gives :3 a stomach ÚwÚ and nyo >_< food- +Such awe OwO the xDD poow, in ;;w;; heawth- ^w^ ow ewse :3 a >w< feast, +And ^-^ takes away OwO the >_> stomach- such awe OwO the rich +:33 That ^.^ have abundance ÚwÚ and enjoy ^.^ it not. +I shouwd uWu wejoice :3 nyow at :3 this x3 happy news; +And :3 nyow my OwO sight ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and my bwain :3 is ^-^ giddy. +:3 O UwU me! come ;;w;; nyeaw me :3 nyow I x3 am >w< much ill. +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< Comfowt, >_> youw >w< Majesty! +CWAWENCE. :3 O my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! +WESTMORELAND. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, :33 cheew OwO up OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. +:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, Pwinces; you ^-^ do xDD knyow ^.^ these ^-^ fits +uWu Awe with his Highness vewy >_< owdinyawy. +Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^w^ give him air; :3 he'ww straight >w< be :33 weww. +CWAWENCE. No, no; ^.^ he cannyot wong howd >_< out ^.^ these >w< pangs. +^-^ Th' :33 incessant cawe ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw >_> of his :33 mind +;;w;; Hath wrought OwO the ^.^ muwe UwU that shouwd x3 confinye ^.^ it in +^w^ So xDD thin UwU that life looks through, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. The ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; feaw me; uWu fow uWu they ^-^ do observe +>_< Unfathew'd ;;w;; heiws ÚwÚ and woathwy births >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. +The >_< seasons >_> change theiw xDD mannyews, as OwO the yeaw +Had ;;w;; found >w< some ^.^ months asweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt them xDD uvw. +CWAWENCE. The >_> wivew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thwice flow'd, nyo x3 ebb ^-^ between; +And OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ fowk, Time's doting uWu chwonyicwes, +Say ^.^ it >_> did OwO so :3 a wittwe UwU time before +:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat grandsire, Edwawd, >_< sick'd ÚwÚ and died. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; wowew, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the UwU King recovers. +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 This apopwexy uWu wiww ÚwÚ cewtain >w< be his OwO end. +^w^ KING. I pray you UwU take me uWu up, ÚwÚ and bear me x3 hence +x3 Into >w< some uWu othew ^.^ chambew. ^w^ Softwy, ^-^ pway. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Westminstew. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; chambew + +The KING lying uWu on :3 a ^-^ bed; CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews in uWu attendance + +^w^ KING. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo ^w^ nyoise made, my gentwe fwiends; +>_< Unwess >w< some :33 duww ÚwÚ and favourable hand +uWu Wiww whisper music ^-^ to my x3 weawy spirit. +:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Caww uWu fow OwO the music in OwO the uWu othew woom. +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon my piwwow here. +CWAWENCE. His eye :3 is OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 changes ^w^ much. +:3 WAWWICK. Less xDD nyoise! less xDD nyoise! + +x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY + +:33 PWINCE. OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cwawence? +CWAWENCE. I x3 am ;;w;; hewe, :33 bwothew, :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; heavinyess. +:33 PWINCE. OwO How nyow! ^w^ Wain within doors, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ;;w;; abwoad! +OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. Exceeding ill. +:33 PWINCE. Heard ^.^ he OwO the good UwU nyews :3 yet? >_> Teww ^.^ it >_> him. +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He >_> awt'wed >w< much x3 upon OwO the hearing it. +:33 PWINCE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be uWu sick with joy, :3 he'ww >_< wecuvw ^-^ without x3 physic. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyot OwO so >w< much noise, my wowds. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, speak >_< wow; +The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +CWAWENCE. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw OwO into OwO the uWu othew woom. +:3 WAWWICK. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? +:33 PWINCE. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch here uWu by OwO the King. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the PRINCE +UwU Why doth OwO the :3 cwown lie there x3 upon his ^w^ piwwow, +>_> Being OwO so x3 twoubwesome :3 a bedfellow? +:3 O xDD powish'd perturbation! gowden cawe! +:33 That :33 keep'st OwO the ;;w;; powts >_> of swumbew open ^-^ wide +ÚwÚ To many :3 a watchful :3 nyight! ^w^ Sweep with ^.^ it nyow! +>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 sound ÚwÚ and half OwO so >_< deepwy ^w^ sweet +UwU As ^.^ he uWu whose uWu bwow with ;;w;; homewy >w< biggen bound +Snores >_< out OwO the watch >_> of ^-^ nyight. :3 O ÚwÚ majesty! +When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ pinch >w< thy bearer, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ sit +;;w;; Wike :3 a rich xDD awmouw OwO wown in heat >_> of :3 day +:33 That ^.^ scawd'st with xDD safety. By his ^w^ gates >_> of >_> bweath +Thewe :3 wies :3 a >_> downy feathew ;;w;; which OwO stiws not. +OwO Did ^.^ he suspire, UwU that ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weightwess ;;w;; down +Pewfowce >w< must muv. UwU My >_< gwacious wowd! my ^-^ fathew! +:3 This ;;w;; sweep :3 is :33 sound UwU indeed; :3 this :3 is :3 a ;;w;; sweep +:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this gowden uWu wigow ;;w;; hath divowc'd +^w^ So many Engwish ^.^ kings. x3 Thy :3 due ^-^ fwom me +^-^ Is ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ;;w;; sowwows >_> of OwO the UwU bwood +^w^ Which UwU nyatuwe, love, ÚwÚ and :33 fiwiaw :33 tendewnyess, +OwO Shaww, :3 O dear fathew, pay ÚwÚ thee plenteously. +UwU My :3 due ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee :3 is :3 this >w< impewiaw UwU cwown, +>w< Which, as immediate ^-^ fwom >w< thy place ÚwÚ and blood, +>w< Dewives itsewf ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Putting uWu on OwO the ^.^ cwown] Lo xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ sits- +^w^ Which :3 God uWu shaww OwO guawd; ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO the world's xDD whowe OwO stwength +x3 Into ^-^ onye giant arm, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 fowce +:3 This lineal uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >_> me. :3 This ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +uWu Wiww I ^-^ to >_< minye xDD weave as 'tis weft ^-^ to >_> me. Exit +^w^ KING. Warwick! ^.^ Gwoucestew! uWu Cwawence! + +;;w;; We-entew >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, CLARENCE + +CWAWENCE. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU King ^-^ caww? +:3 WAWWICK. What would >_> youw Majesty? OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? +^w^ KING. UwU Why >_> did you xDD weave me here xDD awonye, my wowds? +CWAWENCE. We weft OwO the Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hewe, my UwU wiege, +OwO Who undewtook ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch uWu by you. +^w^ KING. The Prince >_> of OwO Wawes! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? >_> Wet me UwU see >_> him. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 This xDD doow :3 is ^-^ open; ^.^ he :3 is gonye :3 this way. +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe ^-^ we stay'd. +^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the crown? OwO Who took ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my x3 piwwow? +:3 WAWWICK. When ^-^ we withdrew, my UwU wiege, ^-^ we weft ^.^ it here. +^w^ KING. The Prince ;;w;; hath ta'en ^.^ it ^-^ hence. Go, >w< seek him >_< out. +^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so ^-^ hasty UwU that ^.^ he doth suppose +UwU My ;;w;; sweep my UwU death? +Find ^w^ him, my lord >_> of xDD Wawwick; ^w^ chide him hithew. +Exit uWu WAWWICK +:3 This part >_> of his ^w^ conjoins with my ^-^ disease +And ^w^ hewps ^-^ to ^-^ end >_> me. ^w^ See, OwO sons, what >w< things you OwO awe! +OwO How >_> quickwy ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ fawws OwO into uWu wevowt +When gold >_< becomes xDD hew x3 object! +>_< Fow :3 this OwO the foowish uvw-cawefuw fathews +>_< Have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep with ^-^ thoughts, +Their >w< bwains with cawe, theiw bones with >_> industwy; +>_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< engwossed ÚwÚ and piw'd OwO up +The >_< cank'wed ÚwÚ heaps >_> of stwange-achieved ;;w;; gowd; +>_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thoughtfuw ^-^ to OwO invest +Their >_< sons with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and martial uWu exewcises; +^w^ When, >_< wike OwO the >_< bee, :3 towwing ^-^ fwom every flower +The ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 sweets, +Our ^.^ thighs with ^.^ wax, ^-^ ouw OwO mouths with honey :3 pack'd, +We bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the OwO hive, :3 and, >_< wike OwO the ^w^ bees, +uWu Awe muwd'wed uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. :3 This :33 bittew ÚwÚ taste +Yiewds his >_> engwossments ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending father. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu WAWWICK + +Nyow xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO so wong +;;w;; Tiww his fwiend sicknyess ;;w;; hath determin'd x3 me? +:3 WAWWICK. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; found OwO the Prince in OwO the next UwU woom, +>w< Washing with kindwy ;;w;; teaws his gentwe :33 cheeks, +x3 With such :3 a ^-^ deep ^w^ demeanyouw in gweat xDD sowwow, +:33 That tywanny, ;;w;; which never ÚwÚ quaff'd uWu but blood, +Would, uWu by OwO behowding ^w^ him, ^.^ have :33 wash'd his :33 knyife +x3 With gentwe eye-dwops. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU coming hithew. +^w^ KING. But xDD whewefowe >_> did ^.^ he UwU take away OwO the crown? + +;;w;; We-entew PRINCE :33 HENWY + +Lo xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, Harry. +Depawt OwO the chambew, xDD weave OwO us here awonye. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE +:33 PWINCE. I never ^w^ thought ^-^ to hear you speak again. +^w^ KING. x3 Thy ^w^ wish ÚwÚ was fathew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ to UwU that OwO thought. +I stay xDD too wong uWu by ^.^ thee, I x3 weawy thee. +Dost :3 thou OwO so hungew uWu fow >_< minye uWu empty chair +:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds OwO invest ÚwÚ thee with my honours +Before >w< thy hour >w< be x3 wipe? :3 O foowish ^.^ youth! +Thou >_< seek'st OwO the greatness UwU that uWu wiww overwhelm thee. +uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, uWu fow my cwoud >_> of >w< dignyity +^-^ Is held ^-^ fwom fawwing with OwO so uWu weak :3 a ^.^ wind +:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> quickwy drop; my :3 day :3 is dim. +Thou x3 hast stow'n UwU that which, aftew >w< some xDD few >_> houws, +Were UwU thinye ^-^ without ^.^ offense; ÚwÚ and at my death +Thou x3 hast seal'd OwO up my ^.^ expectation. +x3 Thy life >_> did manyifest :3 thou >_< wov'dst me ;;w;; nyot, +And :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have me die assur'd >_> of it. +Thou x3 hid'st :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> daggews in >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, +^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy :33 stony xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ To :33 stab at half OwO an hour >_> of my wife. +>_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu fowbeaw me half OwO an >_< houw? +;;w;; Then >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and :3 dig my grave thysewf; +And ;;w;; bid OwO the >_> mewwy OwO bewws ring ^-^ to UwU thinye ear +:33 That :3 thou art crowned, ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am UwU dead. +>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that shouwd uWu bedew my hearse +Be ^.^ dwops >_> of balm ^-^ to ^.^ sanctify >w< thy ÚwÚ head; +>_> Onwy compound me with ^w^ fowgotten UwU dust; +>w< Give UwU that ;;w;; which >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life x3 unto OwO the ^-^ wowms. +:33 Pwuck ;;w;; down my ;;w;; officews, >_< bweak my x3 decwees; +>_< Fow :3 nyow :3 a UwU time :3 is come ^-^ to xDD mock at ^w^ fowm- +Hawwy OwO the Fifth :3 is x3 cwown'd. ÚwÚ Up, vanity: +^-^ Down, :33 woyaw state. ^-^ Aww you ^w^ sage :3 counsewwows, ^-^ hence. +And ^-^ to OwO the Engwish couwt UwU assembwe nyow, +From every ^-^ wegion, apes >_> of >_> idwenyess. +Nyow, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ confinyes, ÚwÚ puwge you >_> of >_> youw UwU scum. +>_< Have you :3 a >_< wuffian UwU that uWu wiww sweaw, x3 dwink, ^w^ dance, +Revel OwO the night, >_< wob, muwdew, ÚwÚ and commit +The oldest x3 sins OwO the nyewest >w< kind >_> of >w< ways? +Be happy, ^.^ he uWu wiww twoubwe you nyo more. +^.^ Engwand uWu shaww double ÚwÚ giwd his >_< twebwe guilt; +^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ give him >_> office, xDD honyouw, :3 might; +>_< Fow OwO the fifth Hawwy ^-^ fwom :33 cuwb'd ;;w;; wicense plucks +The :33 muzzwe >_> of restraint, ÚwÚ and OwO the wiwd ^.^ dog +:33 Shaww ^.^ fwesh his tooth uWu on every ÚwÚ innyocent. +:3 O my UwU poow UwU kingdom, uWu sick with civil blows! +When UwU that my cawe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot withhold >w< thy UwU wiots, +What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do when uWu wiot :3 is >w< thy x3 cawe? +:33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess again. +Peopled with wowves, >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 inhabitants! +:33 PWINCE. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my UwU wiege! But uWu fow my >_< teaws, +The ^.^ moist :3 impediments x3 unto my speech, +I xDD had >_< fowestaww'd :3 this dear ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep webuke +Ewe you with >w< gwief xDD had xDD spoke ÚwÚ and I xDD had heard +The ^-^ couwse >_> of ^.^ it OwO so ;;w;; faw. Thewe :3 is >_> youw UwU cwown, +And ^.^ he UwU that weaws OwO the :3 cwown immowtawwy +Wong guawd ^.^ it youws! >_> [Knyeewing] >w< If I :3 affect ^.^ it ^-^ mowe +>w< Than as >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and as >_> youw renown, +>_> Wet me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 obedience ÚwÚ wise, +^w^ Which my UwU most >_< inwawd OwO twue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duteous spirit +^w^ Teacheth :3 this ;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ extewiow xDD bending! +:3 God witness with uWu me, when I here came in +And ;;w;; found nyo ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> bweath within >_> youw uWu Majesty, +OwO How x3 cowd ^.^ it struck my >_< heawt! >w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, +:33 O, let me in my ÚwÚ pwesent uWu wiwdnyess x3 die, +And never live ^-^ to show th' ^.^ incweduwous x3 wowwd +The x3 nyobwe >_> change UwU that I ^.^ have :33 puwposed! +^.^ Coming ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on you, >w< thinking you ^.^ dead- +And UwU dead almost, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you wewe- +I ^-^ spake x3 unto :3 this :3 cwown as having :33 sense, +And ;;w;; thus upbraided OwO it: xDD 'The cawe uWu on ÚwÚ thee depending +;;w;; Hath ^-^ fed x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my uWu fathew; +OwO Thewefowe :3 thou :33 best >_> of gold art wowst >_> of >w< gowd. +Othew, less fine in carat, :3 is ^-^ mowe pwecious, +^w^ Pwesewving life in med'cine >w< potabwe; +But thou, UwU most fine, UwU most OwO honyouw'd, UwU most uWu wenyown'd, +xDD Hast xDD eat >w< thy ÚwÚ beawew >_< up.' ;;w;; Thus, my UwU most :33 woyaw UwU wiege, +>_< Accusing it, I >w< put ^.^ it uWu on my uWu head, +ÚwÚ To twy with >_> it- as with OwO an enemy +:33 That xDD had before my ;;w;; face muwd'wed my >_> fathew- +The >_< quawwew >_> of :3 a OwO twue uWu inhewitow. +But ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ^.^ infect my UwU bwood with joy, +Ow sweww my >_> thoughts ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD stwain >_> of pwide; +>w< If ^-^ any rebel ^w^ ow vain spirit >_> of >_< minye +OwO Did with OwO the :33 weast xDD affection >_> of :3 a ^-^ wewcome +>w< Give >_> entewtainment ^-^ to OwO the UwU might >_> of it, +>_> Wet :3 God uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu head, +And ^-^ make me as OwO the ^-^ poowest vassaw ;;w;; is, +:33 That doth with awe ÚwÚ and terror knyeew ^-^ to ^.^ it! +^w^ KING. :3 O my UwU son, +:3 God >w< put ^.^ it in >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it hence, +:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< thy >_< fathew's love, +uWu Pweading OwO so wisewy in ;;w;; excuse >_> of ^.^ it! +Come hithew, Hawwy; ^-^ sit :3 thou uWu by my :33 bed, +And OwO heaw, I xDD think, OwO the vewy :3 watest counsew +:33 That >w< evew I uWu shaww bweathe. :3 God knows, my UwU son, +By what by-paths ÚwÚ and OwO indiwect :33 cwook'd ^-^ ways +I met :3 this >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf xDD knyow ;;w;; weww +OwO How x3 twoubwesome ^.^ it xDD sat x3 upon my >_> head: +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu shaww >_> descend with better :33 quiet, +>_< Bettew ^-^ opinyion, better confiwmation; +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the soiw >_> of OwO the achievement :33 goes +x3 With me OwO into OwO the xDD eawth. ^w^ It >w< seem'd in me +But as OwO an uWu honyouw >_> snyatch'd with :3 boist'wous >w< hand; +And I xDD had many :3 wiving ^-^ to upbraid +UwU My >_< gain >_> of ^.^ it uWu by theiw xDD assistances; +^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ gwew ^-^ to >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bwoodshed, +x3 Wounding supposed ^-^ peace. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these bowd ^-^ feaws +Thou >w< seest with peril I ^.^ have answewed; +>_< Fow >w< aww my UwU weign ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but as :3 a scene +Acting UwU that OwO awgument. And :3 nyow my death +;;w;; Changes OwO the >_> mood; uWu fow what in me ÚwÚ was ^-^ puwchas'd +OwO Fawws x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in :3 a ^-^ mowe ^-^ faiwew sowt; +^w^ So :3 thou OwO the OwO gawwand wear'st ^-^ successivewy. +xDD Yet, >w< though :3 thou stand'st ^-^ mowe ^w^ suwe than I :33 couwd uWu do, +Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ fiwm enyough, >_< since gwiefs awe gween; +And >w< aww my fwiends, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make >w< thy fwiends, +>_< Have uWu but theiw ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and UwU teeth newly ta'en ^-^ out; +By uWu whose feww >_< wowking I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst UwU advanc'd, +And uWu by uWu whose power I ;;w;; weww UwU might lodge :3 a ;;w;; feaw +ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU again dispwac'd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, +I ÚwÚ cut them off; ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >_< out many ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, +Lest west ÚwÚ and lying still UwU might ^-^ make them ÚwÚ wook +:3 Too ;;w;; nyeaw x3 unto my state. :33 Thewefowe, my ÚwÚ Hawwy, +Be ^.^ it >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^-^ to busy x3 giddy ^w^ minds +x3 With foweign :33 quawwews, UwU that x3 action, x3 hence ÚwÚ bownye out, +May ^.^ waste OwO the memowy >_> of OwO the fowmew ^.^ days. +Mowe would OwO I, uWu but my >_< wungs awe ^.^ wasted OwO so +:33 That OwO stwength >_> of OwO speech :3 is >_> uttewwy ;;w;; denyied >_> me. +OwO How I came uWu by OwO the UwU cwown, :3 O God, x3 fowgive; +And gwant ^.^ it ^-^ may with ÚwÚ thee in OwO twue xDD peace wive! +:33 PWINCE. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, +You xDD won it, :33 wowe it, ^-^ kept it, >_> gave ^.^ it me; +;;w;; Then ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >w< must my UwU possession ^w^ be; +^w^ Which I with ^-^ mowe than with :3 a ^w^ common pain +'Gainst >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww ^-^ wightfuwwy ÚwÚ maintain. + +x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, >w< WAWWICK, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +^w^ KING. Look, look, here comes my uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Health, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, ^-^ to my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! +^w^ KING. Thou >_> bwing'st me >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 peace, :3 son x3 John; +But ^.^ heawth, :33 awack, with youthfuw x3 wings :3 is :3 fwown +From :3 this x3 bawe ^.^ withew'd :33 twunk. :3 Upon >w< thy OwO sight +UwU My :33 wowwdwy ^-^ businyess makes :3 a ÚwÚ pewiod. +:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_< Wawwick? +:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick! +^w^ KING. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any name pawticuwaw belong +^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 swoon? +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd ^-^ Jewusawem, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. x3 Waud >w< be ^-^ to God! >_< Even there my life >w< must OwO end. +^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU pwophesied ^-^ to me many yeaws, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot die uWu but in ^w^ Jewusawem; +^w^ Which OwO vainwy I suppos'd OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. +But bear me ^-^ to UwU that chambew; there I'll >_> wie; +UwU In UwU that :3 Jewusawem uWu shaww Hawwy ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S house + +x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE + +SHALLOW. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot away to-nyight. +>_> What, ÚwÚ Davy, I :33 say! +OwO FAWSTAFF. You >w< must ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD excus'd; x3 excuses +uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; excuse uWu shaww ^-^ sewve; you uWu shaww +^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. ÚwÚ Why, Davy! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DAVY + +DAVY. Here, sir. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, +^w^ Davy; let me UwU see- ^-^ yea, >w< mawwy, ^-^ Wiwwiam xDD cook, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. +Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. +DAVY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: x3 those OwO pwecepts cannyot >w< be served; :3 and, +uWu again, sir- uWu shaww ^-^ we sow OwO the ^.^ headwand with ^.^ wheat? +SHALLOW. x3 With wed uWu wheat, ^.^ Davy. But uWu fow ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> cook- awe there nyo +x3 young >_> pigeons? +DAVY. x3 Yes, sir. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 nyow OwO the :3 smith's ^-^ nyote uWu fow xDD shoeing ÚwÚ and +plough-irons. +SHALLOW. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ cast, ÚwÚ and >_< paid. Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be +^-^ excused. +DAVY. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO nyew :3 wink ^-^ to OwO the :33 bucket >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >w< had; :3 and, +;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to xDD stop ^-^ any >_> of >_> Wiwwiam's ^w^ wages about OwO the sack ^.^ he +lost OwO the uWu othew :3 day at >_< Hinckwey faiw? +SHALLOW. 'A uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. uWu Some >w< pigeons, ÚwÚ Davy, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of +showt-wegg'd ÚwÚ hens, :3 a >_< joint >_> of mutton, ÚwÚ and ^-^ any pwetty wittwe uWu tiny +>_> kickshaws, tell ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ cook. +DAVY. ^-^ Doth OwO the man >_> of OwO waw stay >w< aww night, sir? +SHALLOW. xDD Yea, ^w^ Davy; I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him :33 weww. OwO A fwiend >w< i' th' couwt :3 is +better than :3 a OwO penny in puwse. ;;w;; Use his x3 men well, ^w^ Davy; uWu fow uWu they +awe :33 awwant knyaves ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 backbite. +DAVY. :3 Nyo >_< wowse than uWu they awe x3 backbitten, siw; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have +^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; fouw linen. +SHALLOW. ^.^ Weww conceited, Davy- about >w< thy businyess, ^.^ Davy. +DAVY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to countenance ^-^ Wiwwiam Visow >_> of Woncot +x3 against Cwement >_> Pewkes o' th' :33 hiww. +SHALLOW. Thewe, :3 is many complaints, ÚwÚ Davy, x3 against UwU that ^w^ Visow. :33 That +Visow :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >_< knyave, uWu on my knowledge. +DAVY. I gwant >_> youw wowship UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >_< knyave, siw; uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 God +forbid, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a ^.^ knyave shouwd ^.^ have >w< some countenance at his +UwU fwiend's request. An >w< honyest man, ;;w;; siw, :3 is able ^-^ to speak uWu fow +himself, when :3 a ^.^ knyave :3 is not. I ^.^ have sewv'd >_> youw wowship truly, +;;w;; siw, :3 this eight uWu yeaws; OwO an I cannyot UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice in :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew +bear >_< out :3 a ^.^ knyave x3 against OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^.^ have uWu but :3 a vewy wittwe +ÚwÚ cwedit with >_> youw worship. The ^.^ knyave :3 is >_< minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, siw; +^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, let him >w< be :3 countenyanc'd. +SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wwong. Wook >w< about, +DAVY. xDD [Exit DAVY] :3 Whewe awe you, Sir xDD John? ^w^ Come, xDD come, xDD come, x3 off +with >_> youw >_> boots. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. +:33 BAWDOWPH. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw worship. +SHALLOW. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my xDD heawt, >w< kind ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. +uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAGE] And welcome, my taww fewwow. ^w^ Come, Sir John. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll follow you, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. +xDD [Exit ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] Bardolph, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< howses. [Exeunt BAWDOWPH +ÚwÚ and ^w^ PAGE] >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sawed OwO into ÚwÚ quantities, I shouwd ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw +;;w;; dozen >_> of such beawded hermits' :33 staves as ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a +OwO wondewfuw xDD thing ^-^ to UwU see OwO the semblable UwU cohewence >_> of his xDD men's +uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. :3 They, uWu by observing >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ do bear themsewves +>_< wike foowish :33 justices: >_< he, uWu by convewsing with ;;w;; them, :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed +OwO into :3 a >_< justice-wike ;;w;; sewving-man. Their uWu spiwits awe OwO so married in +OwO conjunction with OwO the >_> pawticipation >_> of ^w^ society UwU that uWu they flock +>_> togethew in ^.^ consent, >_< wike OwO so many wiwd OwO geese. >w< If I xDD had :3 a suit ^-^ to +^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I would humouw his x3 men with OwO the xDD imputation >_> of +being ;;w;; nyeaw theiw master; ^-^ if ^-^ to his ^-^ men, I would curry with ^-^ Mastew +^-^ Shawwow UwU that nyo man :33 couwd better xDD command his OwO sewvants. ^w^ It :3 is +ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that ;;w;; eithew xDD wise beawing ^w^ ow ^w^ ignyowant carriage :3 is ÚwÚ caught, +as x3 men UwU take ÚwÚ diseases, ^-^ onye >_> of >w< anyothew; OwO thewefowe let x3 men UwU take ^w^ heed +>_> of theiw :33 company. I uWu wiww devise matter enough >_< out >_> of :3 this ^-^ Shawwow +^-^ to ^-^ keep Prince Hawwy in continyuaw laughter OwO the wearing >_< out >_> of OwO six +fashions, ;;w;; which :3 is ;;w;; fouw terms, ^w^ ow two :3 actions; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu shaww waugh +^-^ without >_< intewvawwums. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much UwU that :3 a lie with :3 a ^w^ swight +^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ jest with :3 a >_> sad uWu bwow uWu wiww ^-^ do with :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that never +xDD had OwO the x3 ache in his shouwdews! :33 O, you uWu shaww UwU see him waugh ÚwÚ tiww +his ;;w;; face >w< be >_< wike :3 a wet :33 cwoak i-iww >_> waid up! +SHALLOW. xDD [Within] Sir UwU John! +OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Westminstew. The :33 pawace + +OwO Entew, severally, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE + +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my Wowd :3 Chief ^.^ Justice; :33 whithew >_> away? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? +:3 WAWWICK. Exceeding ;;w;; weww; his >_> cawes awe :3 nyow >w< aww OwO ended. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I hope, ^.^ nyot UwU dead. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< He's uWu wawk'd OwO the uWu way >_> of nyatuwe; +And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyo more. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I would his uWu Majesty xDD had xDD caww'd me with >_> him. +The service UwU that I ^.^ twuwy >_> did his life +;;w;; Hath weft me open ^-^ to >w< aww >w< injuwies. +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 young ;;w;; king loves you not. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do arm ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the UwU time, +^w^ Which cannyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ mowe >_> hideouswy x3 upon me +>w< Than I ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^.^ it in my xDD fantasy. + +x3 Entew WANCASTEW, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, +WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 heavy xDD issue >_> of UwU dead Harry. +:3 O UwU that OwO the :3 wiving Hawwy xDD had OwO the uWu tempew +x3 Of >_< he, OwO the wowst >_> of ^.^ these three ^.^ gentwemen! +OwO How many nobles then shouwd howd theiw OwO pwaces +:33 That >w< must strike sail ^-^ to uWu spiwits >_> of :3 viwe sort! +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwtuwn'd. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin UwU Wawwick, good mowwow. +^w^ GWOUCESTEW :3 & CWAWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. We ^.^ meet >_< wike x3 men UwU that xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to speak. +:3 WAWWICK. We ^-^ do remember; uWu but ^-^ ouw awgument +^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to UwU admit >w< much ^.^ tawk. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with him UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO us OwO heavy! +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. xDD Peace >w< be with >w< us, west ^-^ we >w< be :3 heaview! +PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :33 O, good my lord, you ^.^ have lost :3 a fwiend UwU indeed; +And I dare uWu sweaw you borrow ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; face +x3 Of seeming ÚwÚ sowwow- ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> youw >w< own. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though nyo man >w< be assur'd what OwO gwace ^-^ to find, +You ^.^ stand in ^.^ cowdest ^.^ expectation. +I x3 am OwO the x3 sowwiew; would 'twere uWu othewwise. +CWAWENCE. Weww, you >w< must :3 nyow speak Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ faiw; +^w^ Which >w< swims x3 against >_> youw ^w^ stweam >_> of quality. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Sweet OwO Pwinces, what I :33 did, I >_> did in xDD honyouw, +uWu Wed uWu by th' x3 impawtiaw OwO conduct >_> of my soul; +And never uWu shaww you UwU see UwU that I uWu wiww UwU beg +OwO A ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ and >_< fowestaww'd remission. +>w< If >w< twuth ÚwÚ and UwU upwight innocency x3 faiw uWu me, +I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew UwU that :3 is OwO dead, +And tell him ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 sent me aftew >_> him. +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ Pwince. + +x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, attended + +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! +^w^ KING. :3 This OwO nyew ÚwÚ and gorgeous uWu gawment, ^-^ majesty, +^w^ Sits ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 easy uWu on me as you uWu think. +Brothers, you mix >_> youw >w< sadnyess with >w< some fear. +:3 This :3 is OwO the Engwish, ^.^ nyot OwO the Turkish >_> couwt; +:3 Nyot Amurath OwO an Amurath ^w^ succeeds, +But Hawwy Harry. >_> Yet >w< be sad, good bwothews, +>_< Fow, uWu by my :33 faith, ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww >_< becomes you. +Sorrow OwO so ÚwÚ woyawwy in you >_> appeaws +:33 That I uWu wiww >_< deepwy >w< put OwO the ^.^ fashion OwO on, +And wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< be x3 sad; +But UwU entewtain nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, good bwothews, +>w< Than :3 a >_< joint >_> buwden >_> waid x3 upon OwO us all. +>_< Fow uWu me, uWu by UwU heaven, I ;;w;; bid you >w< be assur'd, +I'll >w< be >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew :33 too; +>_> Wet me uWu but bear >_> youw love, I'll bear >_> youw :3 cawes. +>_> Yet weep UwU that OwO Hawwy's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww I; +But Hawwy ;;w;; wives UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; convewt x3 those ;;w;; teaws +By ÚwÚ nyumbew OwO into ^w^ houws >_> of >w< happinyess. +BROTHERS. We >w< hope nyo otherwise ^-^ fwom >_> youw Majesty. +^w^ KING. You >w< aww ÚwÚ wook stwangewy uWu on me; ÚwÚ and you ^.^ most. +You awe, I xDD think, assur'd I love you not. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am assur'd, ^-^ if I >w< be :33 measuw'd rightly, +Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath nyo ^.^ just cause ^-^ to UwU hate >_> me. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyo? +OwO How UwU might :3 a pwince >_> of my gweat OwO hopes ^-^ fowget +^w^ So gweat ^w^ indignyities you >_> waid x3 upon x3 me? +>_> What, :3 wate, ^.^ webuke, ÚwÚ and roughly ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 pwison, +^-^ Th' immediate ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :33 Engwand! >_> Was :3 this uWu easy? +May :3 this >w< be :33 wash'd in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ and UwU fowgotten? +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I then >_> did ;;w;; use OwO the person >_> of >_> youw uWu fathew; +The ^.^ image >_> of his power uWu way then in me; +And in th' >w< adminyistwation >_> of his waw, +ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ was busy uWu fow OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, +Your Highness ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to ^-^ fowget my place, +The majesty ÚwÚ and power >_> of OwO waw ÚwÚ and justice, +The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the UwU King xDD whom I ;;w;; pwesented, +And struck me in my vewy x3 seat >_> of ^w^ judgment; +Whereon, as OwO an offendew ^-^ to >_> youw fathew, +I >_> gave bowd uWu way ^-^ to my authowity +And >_> did commit you. >w< If OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe iww, +Be you contented, wearing :3 nyow OwO the garland, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :3 son xDD set >_> youw UwU decwees at >_> nyought, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck ;;w;; down :33 justice ^-^ fwom >_> youw awfuw :33 bench, +ÚwÚ To >w< twip OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt OwO the >_< swowd +:33 That >w< guawds OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pewson; +;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, ^-^ to x3 spuwn at >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ image, +And xDD mock >_> youw workings in :3 a uWu second ÚwÚ body. +Question >_> youw :33 woyaw ^-^ thoughts, ^-^ make OwO the UwU case yours; +Be :3 nyow OwO the fathew, ÚwÚ and uWu pwopose :3 a :3 son; +>w< Heaw >_> youw >_> own >w< dignyity OwO so >w< much xDD pwofan'd, +^w^ See >_> youw UwU most dreadful ^-^ waws OwO so loosely slighted, +ÚwÚ Behowd yourself OwO so uWu by :3 a :3 son x3 disdain'd; +And then ÚwÚ imaginye me ^-^ taking >_> youw part +And, in >_> youw :33 powew, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ siwencing >_> youw :33 son. +:33 Aftew :3 this x3 cowd considerance, >_< sentence me; +And, as you awe :3 a ^-^ king, speak in >_> youw OwO state +What I ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that misbecame my place, +UwU My ^.^ pewson, ^w^ ow my liege's >_> suvweignty. +^w^ KING. You awe >_< wight, UwU Justice, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ weigh :3 this ;;w;; weww; +OwO Thewefowe still bear OwO the x3 bawance ÚwÚ and OwO the swowd; +And I ^-^ do ^w^ wish >_> youw honours ^-^ may OwO incwease +;;w;; Tiww you ^-^ do live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 son >_> of >_< minye +Offend you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ obey you, as I ÚwÚ did. +^w^ So uWu shaww I live ^-^ to speak my >_< fathew's xDD wowds: +'Happy x3 am I UwU that ^.^ have :3 a man OwO so bowd +:33 That dawes ^-^ do :33 justice uWu on my pwopew :3 son; +And ^.^ nyot less happy, having such :3 a :3 son +:33 That would x3 dewivew OwO up his greatness OwO so +x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ justice.' You >_> did commit me; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do commit OwO into >_> youw hand +^-^ Th' unstainyed >_< swowd UwU that you ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ to bear; +x3 With :3 this :33 wemembwance- UwU that you ;;w;; use OwO the >_> same +x3 With OwO the >_< wike bold, UwU just, ÚwÚ and x3 impawtiaw spirit +UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye >w< 'gainst >_> me. Thewe :3 is my hand. +You uWu shaww >w< be as :3 a fathew ^-^ to my youth; +UwU My >w< voice uWu shaww :33 sound as you ^-^ do :3 pwompt >_< minye >_> eaw; +And I uWu wiww uWu stoop ÚwÚ and humbwe my ÚwÚ intents +ÚwÚ To >_> youw well-practis'd xDD wise >_< diwections. +And, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, believe uWu me, I uWu beseech you, +UwU My fathew :3 is gonye wiwd OwO into his :33 gwave, +>_< Fow in his tomb lie my affections; +And with his uWu spiwits :3 sadwy I suwvive, +ÚwÚ To xDD mock OwO the x3 expectation >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +ÚwÚ To frustrate >w< pwophecies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to raze >_< out +Rotten ^-^ opinyion, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 wwit me ;;w;; down +:33 Aftew my >_> seeming. The >_< tide >_> of UwU bwood in me +;;w;; Hath >w< pwoudwy fwow'd in vanyity ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +Nyow doth ^.^ it xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and x3 ebb xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, +:3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu shaww :3 mingwe with OwO the OwO state >_> of >w< fwoods, +And flow ^w^ hencefowth in formal majesty. +Nyow caww ^-^ we ^-^ ouw UwU high couwt >_> of parliament; +And let OwO us OwO choose such wimbs >_> of x3 nyobwe counsew, +:33 That OwO the gweat ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state ^-^ may >w< go +UwU In >w< equaw :3 wank with OwO the :33 best guvwn'd >_< nyation; +:33 That war, ^w^ ow :3 peace, ^w^ ow uWu both at once, ^-^ may >w< be +UwU As >w< things acquainted ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_< us; +UwU In ;;w;; which you, fathew, uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fowemost hand. +Our x3 cowonyation >_< donye, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accite, +UwU As I before ;;w;; wememb'wed, >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 state; +And- :3 God consigning ^-^ to my good intents- +:3 Nyo pwince :3 nyow ;;w;; peew uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ just cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +:3 God :33 showten OwO Hawwy's x3 happy life ^-^ onye day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S owchawd + +x3 Entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, SILENCE, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, OwO the ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DAVY + +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww UwU see my owchawd, where, in OwO an awbouw, ^-^ we +uWu wiww xDD eat :3 a last :33 yeaw's xDD pippin >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ gwaffing, with :3 a dish +>_> of OwO cawaways, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. ^w^ Come, cousin ^w^ Siwence. And then ^-^ to bed. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, you ^.^ have here :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 wich. +SHALLOW. Bawwen, barren, bawwen; >_< beggaws aww, >_< beggaws aww, Sir uWu John +-mawwy, good air. Spread, ÚwÚ Davy, spread, ^w^ Davy; ;;w;; weww said, ^.^ Davy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This Davy sewves you uWu fow good OwO uses; ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw +>_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> husband. +SHALLOW. OwO A good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a vewy good ÚwÚ vawwet, Sir +John. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much sack at >_< suppew. OwO A good +^w^ vawwet. Nyow ^-^ sit down, :3 nyow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; xDD come, >w< cousin. +SIWENCE. xDD Ah, sirrah! >_< quoth-a- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< [Singing] + +Do nyothing uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and ^-^ make good cheew, +And UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ yeaw; +When ^.^ fwesh :3 is UwU cheap ÚwÚ and femawes ^.^ deaw, +And >w< wusty lads OwO woam here ÚwÚ and there, +^w^ So mewwiwy, +And >w< evew UwU among OwO so :3 mewwiwy. + +OwO FAWSTAFF. There's :3 a >_> mewwy >_< heawt! Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I'll ^w^ give you +:3 a OwO heawth uWu fow UwU that x3 anyon. +SHALLOW. >w< Give ^-^ Mastew Bawdowph >w< some winye, ^.^ Davy. +DAVY. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, sit; I'll >w< be with you anyon; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, OwO sit. +^-^ Mastew >_< Page, good ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, OwO sit. ;;w;; Pwoface! What you UwU want in +^.^ meat, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have in drink. But you >w< must bear; OwO the ^w^ heawt's all. +Exit +SHALLOW. Be uWu mewwy, ^-^ Mastew ÚwÚ Bawdowph; :3 and, my wittwe sowdiew there, +>w< be ^-^ mewwy. +SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] + +Be uWu mewwy, >w< be uWu mewwy, my UwU wife >_> has uWu aww; +>_< Fow >w< women awe shwews, uWu both ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taww; +^.^ 'Tis >_> mewwy in hall when beawds wag >_< an; +And ^-^ wewcome >_> mewwy Shrove-tide. +Be uWu mewwy, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. + +OwO FAWSTAFF. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ Mastew Siwence xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of :3 this +x3 mettwe. +SIWENCE. Who, x3 I? I ^.^ have >_< been >_> mewwy ^w^ twice ÚwÚ and UwU once ewe OwO nyow. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY + +DAVY. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] There's :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ weathew-coats uWu fow you. +SHALLOW. Davy! +DAVY. Your ^-^ wowship! I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] +OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of winye, sir? +SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] + +OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of xDD winye that's ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and fine, +And dwink x3 unto OwO the :33 weman mine; +And :3 a >_> mewwy OwO heawt ;;w;; wives long-a. + +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Siwence. +SIWENCE. An ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be uWu mewwy, :3 nyow comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' th' ^-^ nyight. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and wong life ^-^ to you, ^-^ Mastew :33 Siwence! +SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] + +;;w;; Fiww OwO the ^.^ cup, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it xDD come, +I'll ;;w;; pwedge you :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ to th' >_> bottom. + +SHALLOW. Honyest Bardolph, ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st ^w^ anything ÚwÚ and +xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ caww, OwO beshwew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. Wewcome, my wittwe uWu tiny ^w^ thief +ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_< indeed ^w^ too. I'll dwink ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Bardolph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww +OwO the cabileros about Wondon. +DAVY. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see UwU Wondon UwU once ewe I ^-^ die. +:33 BAWDOWPH. An I UwU might UwU see you there, Davy! +SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, :3 you'W >_< cwack :3 a quart xDD togethew- ^-^ ha! uWu wiww you +;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Mastew Bardolph? +:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a xDD pottwe-pot. +SHALLOW. By God's wiggens, I :3 thank thee. The ^.^ knyave uWu wiww ÚwÚ stick uWu by +^.^ thee, I can assuwe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; that. 'A uWu wiww ^.^ nyot out, 'a; 'tis OwO twue +>_> bwed. +:33 BAWDOWPH. And I'll ÚwÚ stick uWu by ^w^ him, sir. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Why, there xDD spoke :3 a xDD king. >_> Wack OwO nyothing; >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +>w< [Onye :3 knyocks at ;;w;; doow] Wook :33 who's at xDD doow there, UwU ho! OwO Who knocks? +Exit ;;w;; DAVY +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To SILENCE, ^-^ who >_> has dwunk :3 a bumpew] ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow you ^.^ have +x3 donye me >_> wight. +SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] + +Do me >_< wight, +And dub me uWu knyight. +;;w;; Samingo. + +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot so? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. +SIWENCE. :3 Is't so? UwU Why then, uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd man can ^-^ do somewhat. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY + +DAVY. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye Pistol come ^-^ fwom OwO the +couwt with news. +OwO FAWSTAFF. From OwO the couwt? >_> Wet him come in. + +x3 Entew PISTOW + +OwO How nyow, Pistol? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Sir :33 John, :3 God :33 save xDD you! +OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^.^ wind blew you hithew, Pistol? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot OwO the i-iww ^.^ wind ;;w;; which uWu bwows nyo man ^-^ to :33 good. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, +:3 thou art :3 nyow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest x3 men in :3 this realm. +SIWENCE. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a ^.^ be, uWu but goodman :33 Puff >_> of >_> Bawson. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Puff! +:33 Puff in >w< thy x3 teeth, UwU most ^.^ wecweant cowawd ^-^ base! +Sir :33 John, I x3 am >w< thy Pistol ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO fwiend, +And helter-skelter ^.^ have I rode ^-^ to thee; +And >_< tidings ^-^ do I ^.^ bwing, ÚwÚ and wucky ;;w;; joys, +And gowden times, ÚwÚ and x3 happy UwU nyews >_> of ^.^ pwice. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I pray ÚwÚ thee nyow, x3 dewivew them >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 this world. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >_> wowwdwings ^-^ base! +I speak >_> of Afwica ÚwÚ and gowden >w< joys. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 O base Assywian :3 knyight, what :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? +>_> Wet UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth UwU theweof. +SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] And uWu Wobin >_> Hood, xDD Scawwet, ÚwÚ and John. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww dunghill cuws confront OwO the :33 Hewicons? +And uWu shaww good UwU nyews >w< be :3 baffwed? +>_> Then, :33 Pistow, uWu way >w< thy head in ^w^ Fuwies' lap. +SHALLOW. Honyest ;;w;; gentweman, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> youw breeding. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> wament thewefowe. +SHALLOW. >w< Give me pawdon, sir. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, you come with UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO the +couwt, I UwU take ^.^ it :33 thewe's uWu but two ways- ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to xDD uttew them ^w^ ow +conceal ^.^ them. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, uWu undew OwO the ;;w;; King, in >w< some authowity. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Undew ;;w;; which ^-^ king, ;;w;; Bezonyian? xDD Speak, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. +SHALLOW. ^.^ Undew UwU King Harry. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth- ^w^ ow Fifth? +SHALLOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow UwU thinye office! +Sir :33 John, >w< thy >w< tendew lambkin :3 nyow :3 is x3 King; +Hawwy OwO the ÚwÚ Fifth's OwO the xDD man. I speak OwO the :33 twuth. +When Pistol :3 wies, ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and fig uWu me, >_< wike +The ^.^ bwagging :33 Spanyiawd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; king ;;w;; dead? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As nail in ^w^ doow. The >w< things I speak awe :3 just. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! saddle my ÚwÚ howse. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, +OwO choose what >w< office :3 thou xDD wiwt in OwO the wand, 'tis >w< thinye. :33 Pistow, I +uWu wiww >_< doubwe-chawge ÚwÚ thee with dignities. +:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 O >_< joyfuw xDD day! +I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 a knyighthood uWu fow my xDD fowtunye. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> What, I ^-^ do bwing good x3 nyews? +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Cawwy ^-^ Mastew Siwence ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, my Wowd +Shawwow, >w< be what :3 thou ;;w;; wiwt- I x3 am Fowtunye's ^w^ stewawd. UwU Get uWu on >w< thy +UwU boots; ^w^ we'ww ride >w< aww ^-^ nyight. :3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Pistow! Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! +xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] ^w^ Come, :33 Pistow, xDD uttew ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and withaw +devise xDD something ^-^ to ^-^ do thyself :33 good. x3 Boot, xDD boot, ^-^ Mastew >_> Shawwow! +I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young UwU King :3 is uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's +ÚwÚ howses: OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe at my UwU commandment. Blessed awe +uWu they UwU that ^.^ have >_< been my fwiends; ÚwÚ and >_> woe ^-^ to my Wowd :3 Chief Justice! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes :3 viwe ÚwÚ seize uWu on his >_< wungs ÚwÚ awso! +:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I wed?' uWu say they. +ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ it >_> is; ^-^ wewcome ^.^ these >_> pweasant x3 days! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew xDD BEADWES, dwagging in ^-^ HOSTESS :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET + +HOSTESS. No, :3 thou :33 awwant knave; I would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I UwU might x3 die, +UwU that I UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> hang'd. Thou x3 hast :33 dwawn my shouwdew >_< out >_> of +:3 joint. +OwO FIWST BEADWE. The x3 constabwes ^.^ have UwU dewivewed xDD hew xDD uvw ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +uWu shaww ^.^ have whipping-cheer enyough, I ;;w;; wawwant :3 hew. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been +:3 a man ^w^ ow two lately xDD kiww'd about :3 hew. +xDD DOWW. ÚwÚ Nyut-hook, ÚwÚ nyut-hook, you ^-^ wie. Come OwO on; I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, +:3 thou :33 damn'd :3 twipe-visag'd wascaw, OwO an OwO the >w< chiwd I :3 nyow >w< go with ^-^ do +miscarry, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better :3 thou xDD hadst struck >w< thy mothew, :3 thou +paper-fac'd :3 viwwain. +HOSTESS. :3 O OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU that Sir uWu John ;;w;; wewe x3 come! ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make :3 this :3 a +bwoody :3 day ^-^ to somebody. But I pray :3 God OwO the fwuit >_> of xDD hew >_> womb +>_< miscawwy! +OwO FIWST BEADWE. >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of ^-^ cushions ÚwÚ again; +you ^.^ have uWu but eleven OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, I chawge you uWu both >w< go with me; uWu fow +OwO the man :3 is UwU dead UwU that you ÚwÚ and Pistol beat ÚwÚ amongst you. +xDD DOWW. I'll tell you what, you xDD thin man in :3 a OwO censew, I uWu wiww ^.^ have you +as soundwy ^-^ swing'd uWu fow this- you bwue-bottwe wogue, you fiwthy +famish'd :3 cowwectionyew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot swing'd, I'll forswear +half-kirtles. +OwO FIWST BEADWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ she uWu knyight-ewwant, come. +HOSTESS. :3 O God, UwU that ^.^ wight shouwd ;;w;; thus overcome :3 might! +Weww, >_> of sufferance comes OwO ease. +xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you wogue, x3 come; bwing me ^-^ to :3 a :33 justice. +HOSTESS. >w< Ay, xDD come, you >w< stawv'd OwO bwoodhound. +xDD DOWW. Goodman >_< death, goodman ^.^ bonyes! +HOSTESS. Thou atomy, thou! +xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you xDD thin :3 thing! xDD come, you wascaw! +OwO FIWST BEADWE. Very :33 weww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Westminstew. Near OwO the >w< Abbey + +x3 Entew >_> GWOOMS, stwewing wushes + +OwO FIWST GWOOM. Mowe x3 wushes, ^-^ mowe rushes! +x3 SECOND GWOOM. The OwO twumpets ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded twice. +uWu THIWD GWOOM. 'Twiww >w< be two o'cwock ewe uWu they come ^-^ fwom OwO the +coronation. ^.^ Dispatch, UwU dispatch. >_< Exeunt + +^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain xDD pass +xDD uvw OwO the stage. :33 Aftew them ÚwÚ entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, +:33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Stand here uWu by uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shallow; I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the +UwU King ^-^ do you >_< gwace. I uWu wiww ^.^ weew x3 upon ^w^ him, as UwU 'a comes ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do +uWu but mark OwO the countenance UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give >_> me. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God bless >w< thy lungs, good :3 knyight! +OwO FAWSTAFF. Come ;;w;; hewe, Pistow; ^.^ stand >_> behind >_> me. uWu [To ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] :33 O, ^-^ if +I xDD had xDD had ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 made OwO nyew x3 wivewies, I would ^.^ have bestowed OwO the +^w^ thousand :3 pound I OwO bowwowed >_> of you. But 'tis nyo matter; :3 this UwU poow +show doth bettew; :3 this doth >_> infew OwO the x3 zeaw I xDD had ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. +SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It >w< shows my ;;w;; eawnyestnyess >_> of affection- +SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ;;w;; devotion- +SHALLOW. ^w^ It :33 doth, ^.^ it :33 doth, ^.^ it uWu doth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ride :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 dewibewate, +^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 wemembew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 me- +SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is best, >w< cewtain. +OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^-^ to ^.^ stand stained with ^w^ twavew, ÚwÚ and >_> sweating with +desiwe ^-^ to UwU see him; >w< thinking >_> of nyothing ewse, OwO putting >w< aww affairs +ewse in oblivion, as ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyothing ewse ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye uWu but ^-^ to +UwU see >_> him. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 'sempew idem' uWu fow ;;w;; 'obsque hoc :33 nyihiw est.' ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww in +every pawt. +SHALLOW. ^.^ 'Tis so, :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My :3 knyight, I uWu wiww >w< infwame >w< thy x3 nyobwe liver +And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD wage. +x3 Thy Doww, ÚwÚ and Hewen >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ thoughts, +^-^ Is in base OwO duwance ÚwÚ and xDD contagious prison; +>_> Haw'd thithew +By UwU most mechanyicaw ÚwÚ and :3 diwty hand. +Rouse OwO up wevenge ^-^ fwom x3 ebon ÚwÚ den with feww xDD Awecto's snake, +>_< Fow x3 Doww :3 is in. Pistol ^-^ speaks UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww x3 dewivew :3 hew. +^w^ [Shouts,within, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO twumpets :3 sound] +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thewe xDD woaw'd OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and trumpet-clangor sounds. + +x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE +UwU among them + +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save >w< thy Gwace, UwU King Hal; my :33 woyaw Hal! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The uWu heavens ÚwÚ thee guawd ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep, UwU most :33 woyaw UwU imp >_> of ^-^ fame! +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, my ^w^ sweet :33 boy! +^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Chief UwU Justice, speak ^-^ to UwU that vain xDD man. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Have you >_> youw wits? xDD Knyow you what 'tis you speak? +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My king! my Juv! I speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, my >_< heawt! +^w^ KING. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ owd xDD man. UwU Faww ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pwayews. +OwO How i-iww >_> white ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ become :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and jester! +I ^.^ have wong dreamt >_> of such :3 a >w< kind >_> of man, +^w^ So suwfeit-sweww'd, OwO so >_> owd, ÚwÚ and OwO so profane; +But being ÚwÚ awak'd, I ^-^ do :3 despise my ^-^ dweam. +UwU Make less >w< thy ÚwÚ body hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< thy ÚwÚ gwace; +Weave ^.^ gowmandizing; xDD knyow OwO the grave doth gape +>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ thwice >_< widew than uWu fow uWu othew >w< men- +^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me with :3 a ^.^ foow-bown x3 jest; +Presume ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO the xDD thing I OwO was, +>_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, OwO so uWu shaww OwO the x3 wowwd perceive, +:33 That I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my fowmew :3 sewf; +^w^ So uWu wiww I x3 those UwU that ^-^ kept me :33 company. +When :3 thou OwO dost hear I x3 am as I ^.^ have :3 been, +:33 Appwoach uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as :3 thou ^w^ wast, +The OwO tutow ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 feedew >_> of my wiots. +;;w;; Tiww then I ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, +UwU As I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the west >_> of my ^-^ misweadews, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to come ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw person uWu by >w< ten ^w^ miwe. +>_< Fow competence >_> of life I uWu wiww awwow you, +:33 That wack >_> of :3 means enforce you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu eviws; +And, as ^-^ we hear you ^-^ do reform yourselves, +We wiww, >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw xDD stwengths ÚwÚ and qualities, +>w< Give you :3 advancement. Be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge, my lord, +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ Set x3 on. >_< Exeunt OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pounds. +SHALLOW. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, Sir x3 John; ;;w;; which I uWu beseech you ^-^ to let me ^.^ have +UwU home with >_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 That can hardly ^.^ be, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Do ^.^ nyot you >w< gwieve at +^.^ this; I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow in pwivate ^-^ to >_> him. Wook you, ^.^ he >w< must +ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus ^-^ to OwO the world. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< advancements; I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the +man ÚwÚ yet UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you ÚwÚ gweat. +SHALLOW. I cannyot pewceive ;;w;; how, unwess you ^w^ give me >_> youw doublet, +ÚwÚ and stuff me >_< out with :33 stwaw. I uWu beseech you, good Sir :33 John, let me +^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed >_> of my UwU thousand. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww >w< be as good as my :33 wowd. :3 This UwU that you heard +ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a cowouw. +SHALLOW. OwO A >w< cowouw UwU that I ;;w;; feaw you uWu wiww die ÚwÚ in, Sir John. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Feaw nyo ^.^ cowouws; >w< go with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, :3 Wieutenyant +Pistow; xDD come, uWu Bawdowph. I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. + +;;w;; We-entew PRINCE ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF >_< JUSTICE, +with >_< officews + +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Go, carry Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ to OwO the Fweet; +;;w;; Take >w< aww his >_> company ÚwÚ awong with >_> him. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, my wowd- +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I cannyot :3 nyow speak. I uWu wiww hear you UwU soon. +;;w;; Take them >_> away. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< Si :3 fowtunya me UwU towmenta, ;;w;; spewo me UwU contenta. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PRINCE >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike :3 this fair proceeding >_> of OwO the King's. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ intent his :3 wonted followers +:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be vewy ;;w;; weww provided UwU fow; +But >w< aww awe banish'd ÚwÚ tiww theiw conversations +xDD Appeaw ^-^ mowe xDD wise ÚwÚ and modest ^-^ to OwO the world. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. And OwO so uWu they >_> awe. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. The UwU King ;;w;; hath xDD caww'd his uWu pawwiament, my :33 wowd. +UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. +PRINCE :3 JOHN. I uWu wiww uWu way >_> odds UwU that, ewe :3 this yeaw UwU expiwe, +We bear ^-^ ouw civil >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative x3 fiwe +UwU As :3 faw as OwO Fwance. I heard :3 a biwd OwO so sing, +uWu Whose OwO music, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, pleas'd OwO the King. +^w^ Come, uWu wiww you :33 hence? >_< Exeunt + +EPILOGUE +OwO EPIWOGUE. + +>w< Fiwst my feaw, then my cuwtsy, last my xDD speech. UwU My feaw, :3 is >_> youw +displeasure; my cuwtsy, my xDD duty; ÚwÚ and my speech, ^-^ to UwU beg >_> youw pawdons. +>w< If you ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a good OwO speech nyow, you ;;w;; undo me; uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say +:3 is >_> of >_< minye >_> own UwU making; ÚwÚ and what, :3 indeed, I shouwd uWu say wiww, I UwU doubt, +^w^ pwuv >_< minye >_> own marring. But ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to OwO the x3 ventuwe. +Be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, as ^.^ it :3 is vewy well, I ÚwÚ was lately here in OwO the ^-^ end +>_> of :3 a ^-^ dispweasing play, ^-^ to pray >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pwomise you +:3 a ^w^ bettew. I >w< meant, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pay you with ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wike OwO an +i-iww venture ^.^ it come unwuckiwy home, I bweak, ÚwÚ and you, my gentwe +cweditows, lose. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO pwomis'd you I would ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and here I commit +my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mewcies. :3 Bate me some, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww pay you some, :3 and, +as UwU most debtors uWu do, pwomise you ^-^ infinyitewy; ÚwÚ and OwO so I knyeew ;;w;; down before +:3 you- ;;w;; but, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pray uWu fow OwO the Queen. +>w< If my :33 tongue cannyot entweat you ^-^ to x3 acquit uWu me, uWu wiww you xDD command me ^-^ to +;;w;; use my wegs? And ÚwÚ yet UwU that ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^.^ wight ;;w;; payment-to ^-^ dance >_< out >_> of +>_> youw UwU debt. But :3 a good ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ any possibwe +satisfaction, ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 I. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ gentwewomen here ^.^ have :3 fowgiven +>_> me. >w< If OwO the gentlemen uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the gentlemen ^-^ do ^.^ nyot agree with +OwO the ^-^ gentwewomen, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was never uWu seen before in such OwO an ;;w;; assembwy. +>_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, I uWu beseech you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much :33 cwoy'd with UwU fat +^.^ meat, ^-^ ouw humbwe >_< authow uWu wiww continue OwO the xDD stowy, with Sir uWu John in +it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you >_> mewwy with fair ;;w;; Kathewinye >_> of xDD Fwance; where, uWu fow +^w^ anything I >w< knyow, :3 Fawstaff uWu shaww die >_> of :3 a UwU sweat, unwess already UwU 'a >w< be +>_< kiwwed with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ;;w;; opinyions; uWu fow >_> Owdcastwe ;;w;; died :3 a :3 mawtyw ÚwÚ and :3 this +:3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD man. UwU My :33 tongue :3 is :3 weawy; when my >w< wegs awe UwU too, I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid +you good ^-^ nyight. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_< 1599 + +OwO THE LIFE >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +CHORUS +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH +DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, Uncle ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, cousin ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY +^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND +^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK +ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY +:3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY + +^.^ EAWW >_< OF CAMBRIDGE, conspiwatow x3 against OwO the UwU King +LORD SCROOP, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< GWEY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS :33 EWPINGHAM, ^w^ officew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy +UwU GOWEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +FLUELLEN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:3 MACMOWWIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ JAMY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " + +^-^ BATES, sowdiew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy +^-^ COUWT, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^w^ WIWWIAMS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^-^ NYM, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:33 PISTOW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " + +xDD BOY OwO A ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +CHAWWES OwO THE OwO SIXTH, UwU King >_> of Fwance +LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY +DUKE >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS DUKE >_< OF BRITAINE +DUKE >_< OF BOUWBON OwO THE >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF FRANCE +RAMBURES, xDD Fwench Wowd +uWu GWANDPWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " +xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF xDD HAWFWEUW :33 MONTJOY, :3 a xDD Fwench xDD hewawd +uWu AMBASSADOWS ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand + +ISABEL, Queen >_> of Fwance +ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, daughter ^-^ to Charles ÚwÚ and Isabew +ALICE, :3 a wady :33 attending xDD hew +^-^ HOSTESS >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, Eastcheap; fowmewwy Mrs. Quickly, :3 nyow +married ^-^ to Pistol + +>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance + +^-^ PWOWOGUE +PROLOGUE. + +x3 Entew CHORUS + +CHORUS. :3 O uWu fow :3 a :33 Muse >_> of fire, UwU that would ;;w;; ascend +The xDD bwightest >w< heaven >_> of >_< invention, +OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a xDD stage, princes ^-^ to ^-^ act, +And monarchs ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ scenye! +;;w;; Then shouwd OwO the ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_< wike himself, +OwO Assume OwO the powt >_> of Mars; ÚwÚ and at his heels, +>w< Weash'd in >_< wike ^w^ hounds, shouwd ;;w;; faminye, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and fire, +Cwouch uWu fow empwoyment. But pawdon, ^w^ gentwes aww, +The fwat xDD unwaised uWu spiwits UwU that ;;w;; hath daw'd +uWu On :3 this unworthy ^w^ scaffowd ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth +^w^ So gweat OwO an object. ^w^ Can :3 this ^-^ cockpit howd +The vasty fields >_> of :33 Fwance? Ow ^-^ may ^-^ we uWu cwam +xDD Within :3 this ;;w;; wooden :3 O OwO the vewy uWu casques +:33 That >_> did affright OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at :33 Agincouwt? +:33 O, :33 pawdon! >_< since :3 a crooked figuwe ^-^ may +>_> Attest in wittwe place :3 a :3 miwwion; +And let >w< us, ciphews ^-^ to :3 this gweat uWu accompt, +uWu On >_> youw imaginyawy fowces OwO wowk. +Suppose within OwO the >_< giwdwe >_> of ^.^ these >_< wawws +uWu Awe :3 nyow :3 confin'd two :3 mighty xDD monyawchies, +uWu Whose UwU high :3 upweawed ÚwÚ and abutting fwonts +The perilous narrow :33 ocean pawts asunder. +>_> Piece >_< out ^-^ ouw impewfections with >_> youw ^.^ thoughts: +x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand pawts >_> divide ^-^ onye man, +And ^-^ make imaginyawy uWu puissance; +>w< Think, when ^-^ we talk >_> of OwO howses, UwU that you UwU see them +x3 Pwinting theiw >_> pwoud >w< hoofs >w< i' th' :3 weceiving eawth; +>_< Fow 'tis >_> youw >_> thoughts UwU that :3 nyow >w< must xDD deck ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ kings, +uWu Cawwy them here ÚwÚ and there, UwU jumping o'ew times, +;;w;; Tuwnying th' accomplishment >_> of many years +x3 Into OwO an uWu houw-gwass; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which :33 suppwy, +>_< Admit me Chowus ^-^ to :3 this history; +OwO Who prologue-like, >_> youw humbwe >_< patience pray +;;w;; Gentwy ^-^ to OwO heaw, kindwy ^-^ to :33 judge, ^-^ ouw play. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. An >_< ante-chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY + +CANTEWBUWY. UwU My lord, I'll tell >w< you: UwU that uWu sewf ;;w;; biww :3 is urg'd +^w^ Which in th' eleventh yeaw >_> of OwO the last :3 king's UwU weign +>_> Was ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and xDD had >_< indeed x3 against OwO us ^w^ pass'd +But UwU that OwO the scambling ÚwÚ and unquiet UwU time +OwO Did push ^.^ it >_< out >_> of farther :33 question. +OwO EWY. But ;;w;; how, my lord, uWu shaww ^-^ we resist ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? +CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. >w< If ^.^ it xDD pass x3 against >w< us, +We wose OwO the better half >_> of ^-^ ouw possession; +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 tempowaw x3 wands ;;w;; which x3 men >w< devout +By >_< testament ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to OwO the church +Wouwd uWu they OwO stwip ^-^ fwom >_< us; being vawu'd UwU thus- +UwU As >w< much as would ÚwÚ maintain, ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD honyouw, +>w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed knights, +>_> Six ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and two ^-^ hundwed good xDD esquiwes; +And, ^-^ to ^w^ wewief >_> of >w< wazaws ÚwÚ and uWu weak ^-^ age, +x3 Of indigent ^.^ faint souls, ÚwÚ past cowpowaw toil, +OwO A ^-^ hundwed awms-houses ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ suppwied; +And ^-^ to OwO the OwO coffews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, >_< beside, +OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds uWu by th' >_> yeaw: ;;w;; thus runs OwO the >_< biww. +OwO EWY. :3 This would dwink deep. +CANTEWBUWY. 'T would dwink OwO the ^w^ cup ÚwÚ and all. +OwO EWY. But what ^.^ pwevention? +CANTEWBUWY. The UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and fair uWu wegawd. +OwO EWY. And :3 a OwO twue >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the holy ^w^ Chuwch. +CANTEWBUWY. The courses >_> of his xDD youth OwO pwomis'd ^.^ it not. +The >_> bweath nyo sooner weft his >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body +But UwU that his :3 wiwdnyess, mortified in ^w^ him, +>w< Seem'd ^-^ to die :33 too; ^-^ yea, at UwU that vewy :3 moment, +Considewation >_< wike OwO an :3 angew came +And :3 whipp'd th' :3 offending :33 Adam >_< out >_> of ^w^ him, +OwO Weaving his ÚwÚ body as :3 a xDD pawadise +^.^ T'envewop ÚwÚ and contain celestial spirits. +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was such :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 schowaw ^w^ made; +uWu Nyevew came wefowmation in :3 a ^.^ fwood, +x3 With such :3 a heady uWu cuwwance, >_> scouwing faults; +Nyow never uWu Hydwa-headed ^-^ wiwfuwnyes +^w^ So >_> soon >_> did wose his uWu seat, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, +UwU As in :3 this xDD king. +OwO EWY. We awe bwessed in OwO the change. +CANTEWBUWY. >w< Heaw him uWu but reason in divinyity, +And, >_> aww-admiwing, with OwO an >_< inwawd ^w^ wish +You would desiwe OwO the UwU King ;;w;; wewe :3 made :3 a prelate; +>w< Heaw him debate >_> of commonweawth affaiws, +You would uWu say ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww in >w< aww his x3 study; +List his :3 discouwse >_> of war, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear +OwO A xDD feawfuw ^-^ battwe ;;w;; wend'wed you in UwU music. +OwO Tuwn him ^-^ to ^-^ any cause >_> of ÚwÚ powicy, +The ;;w;; Gowdian knot >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ he uWu wiww unwoose, +x3 Famiwiaw as his :33 gawtew; UwU that, when ^.^ he ^.^ speaks, +The :3 aiw, :3 a ;;w;; chawtew'd x3 wibewtinye, :3 is stiww, +And OwO the ^-^ mute wonder OwO wuwketh in xDD men's ears +ÚwÚ To >_< steaw his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and honyey'd >w< sentences; +^w^ So UwU that OwO the art ÚwÚ and pwactic part >_> of life +Must >w< be OwO the ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to :3 this theowic; +^w^ Which :3 is :3 a wonder how his OwO Gwace shouwd glean it, +x3 Since his ÚwÚ addiction ÚwÚ was ^-^ to courses vain, +His ^w^ companyies >_> unwettew'd, rude, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, +His ^w^ houws fill'd OwO up with UwU wiots, banquets, sports; +And never nyoted in him ^-^ any study, +>w< Any >_< wetiwement, ^-^ any uWu sequestwation +From open >w< haunts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ popuwawity. +OwO EWY. The ;;w;; stwawbewwy grows undewnyeath OwO the nyettwe, +And >_> whowesome bewwies thrive ÚwÚ and ripen :33 best +>w< Nyeighbouw'd uWu by fwuit >_> of baser OwO quawity; +And OwO so OwO the Prince ^.^ obscuw'd his xDD contempwation +^.^ Undew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of uWu wiwdnyess; which, nyo UwU doubt, +Gwew >_< wike OwO the uWu summew ^.^ gwass, xDD fastest uWu by night, +OwO Unseen, ÚwÚ yet >w< cwescive in his faculty. +CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >w< so; uWu fow xDD miwacwes awe OwO ceas'd; +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU admit OwO the :3 means +OwO How >w< things awe xDD pewfected. +OwO EWY. But, my good lord, +OwO How :3 nyow uWu fow ;;w;; mitigation >_> of :3 this ;;w;; biww +uWu Uwg'd uWu by OwO the Commons? ^-^ Doth his uWu Majesty +Incline ^-^ to it, ^w^ ow nyo? +CANTEWBUWY. ÚwÚ He uWu seems indifferent +Ow wathew swaying ^-^ mowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw part +>w< Than >_< chewishing th' exhibitews x3 against >_< us; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an :3 offew ^-^ to his Majesty- +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw spiritual ^.^ convocation +And in ^-^ wegawd >_> of ÚwÚ causes :3 nyow in ;;w;; hand, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have :33 open'd ^-^ to his OwO Gwace at large, +UwU As ^w^ touching Fwance- ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a gweatew sum +>w< Than >w< evew at ^-^ onye UwU time OwO the :33 cwewgy ÚwÚ yet +OwO Did ^-^ to his predecessors part :3 withaw. +OwO EWY. OwO How >_> did :3 this :3 offew ÚwÚ seem weceiv'd, my UwU wowd? +CANTEWBUWY. x3 With good acceptance >_> of his Majesty; +ÚwÚ Save UwU that there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot UwU time enough ^-^ to OwO heaw, +UwU As I perceiv'd his OwO Gwace would fain ^.^ have >_< donye, +The sevewaws ÚwÚ and :3 unhidden x3 passages +x3 Of his OwO twue uWu tides ^-^ to >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dukedoms, +And generally ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and x3 seat >_> of UwU Fwance, +Deriv'd ^-^ fwom Edwawd, his ^w^ gweat-gwandfathew. +OwO EWY. What ÚwÚ was th' uWu impediment UwU that x3 bwoke :3 this off? +CANTEWBUWY. The xDD Fwench ambassador x3 upon UwU that x3 instant +>_< Cwav'd UwU audience; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD houw, I xDD think, :3 is come +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him >w< heawing: :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; fouw ^.^ o'cwock? +OwO EWY. ^w^ It is. +CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to xDD knyow his embassy; +^w^ Which I :33 couwd with :3 a ready ^.^ guess declare, +Before OwO the uWu Fwenchman speak :3 a >_> wowd >_> of it. +OwO EWY. I'll OwO wait x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and I wong ^-^ to hear it. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, >w< WAWWICK, WESTMORELAND, +ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING HENRY. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cantewbuwy? +EXETER. :3 Nyot here in presence. +KING HENRY. >_> Send uWu fow ^w^ him, good :3 uncwe. +WESTMORELAND. :33 Shaww ^-^ we caww in th' ambassadow, my wiege? +KING HENRY. :3 Nyot >_> yet, my UwU cousin; ^-^ we would >w< be resolv'd, +Before ^-^ we hear ^w^ him, >_> of >w< some >w< things >_> of OwO weight +:33 That ^w^ task ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ concewnying OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO Fwance. + +x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and +OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY + +CANTEWBUWY. :3 God ÚwÚ and his xDD angews guawd >_> youw xDD sacwed thwonye, +And ^-^ make you wong ÚwÚ become ^.^ it! +KING HENRY. Suwe, ^-^ we :3 thank you. +UwU My ^w^ weawnyed lord, ^-^ we pray you ^-^ to :33 pwoceed, +And justly ÚwÚ and religiously ^-^ unfowd +UwU Why OwO the OwO waw Salique, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have in UwU Fwance, +Ow shouwd ^w^ ow shouwd ^.^ nyot bar OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; +And :3 God forbid, my dear ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw lord, +:33 That you shouwd x3 fashion, wrest, ^w^ ow bow >_> youw reading, +Ow ;;w;; nyicewy chawge >_> youw understanding ^w^ souw +x3 With openying titwes miscreate uWu whose ^.^ wight +Suits ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ nyative colours with OwO the OwO twuth; +>_< Fow :3 God doth xDD knyow how many, :3 nyow in ^.^ heawth, +:33 Shaww >_> dwop theiw UwU bwood in ;;w;; appwobation +x3 Of what >_> youw uWu wevewence uWu shaww incite OwO us x3 to. +OwO Thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed how you ;;w;; impawn ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, +OwO How you :33 awake ^-^ ouw sweeping >_< swowd >_> of war- +We chawge you, in OwO the name >_> of God, UwU take uWu heed; +>_< Fow never two such xDD kingdoms >_> did >w< contend +Without >w< much ^-^ faww >_> of bwood; uWu whose :33 guiwtwess ^.^ dwops +uWu Awe every ^-^ onye :3 a x3 woe, :3 a >_> sowe complaint, +'Gainst him uWu whose ^-^ wwongs gives >_> edge x3 unto OwO the >_> swowds +:33 That makes such ^.^ waste in bwief mortality. +^.^ Undew :3 this >_> conjuwation ÚwÚ speak, my ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO heaw, nyote, ÚwÚ and believe in xDD heawt, +:33 That what you speak :3 is in >_> youw ;;w;; conscience :33 wash'd +UwU As ÚwÚ puwe as xDD sin with ÚwÚ baptism. +CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then hear uWu me, >_< gwacious suvweign, ÚwÚ and you peers, +:33 That owe yourselves, >_> youw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvices, +ÚwÚ To :3 this >w< impewiaw thwonye. Thewe :3 is nyo bar +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 against >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO cwaim ^-^ to Fwance +But this, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> pwoduce ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Phawamond: +x3 'In terram Salicam mulieres ÚwÚ nye :33 succedant'- +^.^ 'Nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww ÚwÚ succeed in >_< Sawique land'; +^w^ Which >_< Sawique ^.^ wand OwO the xDD Fwench unjustly gwoze +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< weawm >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< Phawamond +The foundew >_> of :3 this OwO waw ÚwÚ and female >_< baw. +>_> Yet theiw >_> own authows >_> faithfuwwy ;;w;; affiwm +:33 That OwO the ^.^ wand >_< Sawique :3 is in >_< Gewmany, +>w< Between OwO the floods >_> of Sawa ÚwÚ and >_> of Elbe; +:3 Whewe Charles OwO the Great, having subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, +Thewe weft >_> behind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ cewtain French; +Who, howding in >w< disdain OwO the ^w^ Gewman >w< women +>_< Fow >w< some >_< dishonyest ^-^ mannyews >_> of theiw xDD wife, +UwU Estabwish'd then :3 this ÚwÚ waw: ^-^ to wit, nyo female +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be inheritrix in >_< Sawique >w< wand; +^w^ Which Salique, as I said, :33 'twixt >w< Ewbe ÚwÚ and Sala, +^-^ Is at :3 this :3 day in :33 Gewmany xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Meisen. +;;w;; Then doth ^.^ it ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw OwO the >_< Sawique OwO waw +>_> Was ^.^ nyot devised uWu fow OwO the >_< weawm >_> of xDD Fwance; +Nyow >_> did OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ possess OwO the >_< Sawique ^.^ wand +^.^ Untiw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ hundwed ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty years +:33 Aftew xDD defunction >_> of UwU King Pharamond, +x3 Idwy suppos'd OwO the foundew >_> of :3 this waw; +OwO Who ;;w;; died within OwO the yeaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD wedemption +ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ and Charles OwO the Great +:33 Subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 seat OwO the xDD Fwench +Beyond OwO the >_> wivew Sala, in OwO the yeaw +OwO Eight ^-^ hundwed OwO five. UwU Besides, theiw ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, +UwU King x3 Pepin, ;;w;; which ^w^ deposed Childeric, +Did, as ÚwÚ heiw general, being descended +x3 Of UwU Bwithiwd, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was daughter ^-^ to UwU King ÚwÚ Cwothaiw, +UwU Make OwO cwaim ÚwÚ and title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. +:33 Hugh ^-^ Capet awso, ^-^ who usuwp'd OwO the :3 cwown +x3 Of Charles OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Lorraine, >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw mawe +x3 Of OwO the OwO twue xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< stock >_> of Charles OwO the Great, +ÚwÚ To find his title with >w< some >w< shows >_> of >_< twuth- +^-^ Though in ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth ^.^ it ÚwÚ was corrupt ÚwÚ and OwO nyaught- +xDD Convey'd ^-^ himsewf as th' ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' OwO Wady Wingawe, +Daughtew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Chawwemain, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son +ÚwÚ To Wewis OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and Wewis OwO the :3 son +x3 Of Charles OwO the x3 Gweat. Also UwU King Wewis OwO the Tenth, +OwO Who ÚwÚ was >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the UwU usuwpew Capet, +Could ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> quiet in his ^.^ conscience, +uWu Weawing OwO the :3 cwown >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; satisfied +:33 That fair Queen Isabew, his >_< gwandmothew, +>_> Was lineal >_> of OwO the OwO Wady :3 Ewmengawe, +Daughtew ^-^ to Charles OwO the foresaid UwU Duke >_> of xDD Wowwainye; +By OwO the ;;w;; which mawwiage OwO the xDD winye >_> of Charles OwO the Great +>_> Was re-united ^-^ to OwO the Crown >_> of OwO Fwance. +^w^ So UwU that, as ;;w;; cweaw as :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >_> sun, +UwU King Pepin's titwe, ÚwÚ and :33 Hugh >_> Capet's xDD cwaim, +UwU King Wewis his satisfaction, >w< aww :3 appeaw +ÚwÚ To howd in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_< tide >_> of OwO the ^-^ femawe; +^w^ So ^-^ do OwO the kings >_> of Fwance x3 unto :3 this day, +:3 Howbeit uWu they would howd OwO up :3 this >_< Sawique OwO waw +ÚwÚ To bar >_> youw Highness cwaiming ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ femawe; +And wathew OwO choose ^-^ to hide them in :3 a nyet +>w< Than amply ^-^ to imbar theiw crooked uWu tides +^.^ Usuwp'd ^-^ fwom you ÚwÚ and >_> youw progenitors. +KING HENRY. May I with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; conscience ^-^ make :3 this claim? +CANTEWBUWY. The xDD sin x3 upon my uWu head, ;;w;; dwead suvweign! +>_< Fow in OwO the book >_> of uWu Nyumbews :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ wwit, +When OwO the man ^.^ dies, let OwO the inheritance +uWu Descend x3 unto OwO the daughter. xDD Gwacious lord, +Stand uWu fow >_> youw own, ;;w;; unwind >_> youw bwoody fwag, +Wook xDD back OwO into >_> youw :3 mighty ancestows. +Go, my ;;w;; dwead lord, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU gweat-gwandsiwe's OwO tomb, +From xDD whom you ÚwÚ cwaim; invoke his ^.^ wawwike ^.^ spiwit, +And >_> youw gweat-uncwe's, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, +OwO Who uWu on OwO the xDD Fwench gwound >_> pway'd :3 a tragedy, +:33 Making x3 defeat uWu on OwO the ^-^ fun power >_> of UwU Fwance, +ÚwÚ Whiwes his UwU most :3 mighty fathew uWu on :3 a hiww +x3 Stood :33 smiwing ^-^ to >w< behowd his >_< wion's whewp +:3 Fowage in UwU bwood >_> of xDD Fwench nyobiwity. +:3 O x3 nyobwe Engwish, UwU that :33 couwd UwU entewtain +x3 With half theiw fowces OwO the :33 fuww uWu pwide >_> of UwU Fwance, +And let another half ^.^ stand ;;w;; waughing >_> by, +^-^ Aww >_< out >_> of wowk ÚwÚ and x3 cowd uWu fow x3 action! +OwO EWY. :33 Awake wemembwance >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant OwO dead, +And with >_> youw uWu puissant arm ^.^ wenyew theiw :3 feats. +You awe theiw xDD heiw; you ^-^ sit x3 upon theiw x3 thwonye; +The UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU that renowned them +Wuns in >_> youw :3 veins; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ thwice-puissant >_> wiege +^-^ Is in OwO the vewy May-morn >_> of his youth, +;;w;; Wipe uWu fow exploits ÚwÚ and :3 mighty uWu entewpwises. +EXETER. Your bwothew kings ÚwÚ and monarchs >_> of OwO the :3 eawth +Do >w< aww OwO expect UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; wouse OwO youwsewf, +UwU As >_> did OwO the fowmew ^.^ wions >_> of >_> youw bwood. +WESTMORELAND. ^.^ They xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath cause ÚwÚ and :3 means ÚwÚ and might- +^w^ So ;;w;; hath >_> youw xDD Highnyess; never UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand +Had nobles wichew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw :33 subjects, +uWu Whose hearts ^.^ have weft theiw OwO bodies here in ^.^ Engwand +And lie ^.^ paviwion'd in OwO the fields >_> of OwO Fwance. +CANTEWBUWY. :33 O, let theiw OwO bodies x3 fowwow, my dear UwU wiege, +x3 With UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win >_> youw OwO wight! +UwU In aid ^w^ wheweof ^-^ we >_> of OwO the spiwituawty +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise >_> youw Highness such :3 a :3 mighty sum +UwU As never >_> did OwO the :33 cwewgy at ^-^ onye UwU time +>_< Bwing in ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw ancestows. +KING HENRY. We >w< must ^.^ nyot only arm x3 t' :33 invade OwO the x3 Fwench, +But uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions ^-^ to ^w^ defend +uWu Against OwO the ^w^ Scot, ^-^ who uWu wiww ^-^ make woad x3 upon OwO us +x3 With >w< aww ^w^ advantages. +CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ They >_> of x3 those mawches, >_< gwacious suvweign, +:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a x3 waww uWu sufficient ^-^ to ^w^ defend +Our inwand ^-^ fwom OwO the pilfering borderers. +KING HENRY. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO the x3 couwsing snatchers only, +But ;;w;; feaw OwO the x3 main intendment >_> of OwO the ^w^ Scot, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath >_< been still :3 a x3 giddy UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to >_< us; +>_< Fow you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead UwU that my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew +uWu Nyevew went with his fowces OwO into Fwance +But UwU that OwO the Scot uWu on his >_< unfuwnyish'd :3 kingdom +Came pouwing, >_< wike OwO the >_< tide OwO into :3 a breach, +x3 With uWu ampwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwim UwU fuwnyess >_> of his force, +Galling OwO the ;;w;; gweanyed ^.^ wand with ^.^ hot :3 assays, +>w< Giwdwing with grievous ^w^ siege >_> castwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ towns; +:33 That >_> Engwand, being uWu empty >_> of uWu defence, +;;w;; Hath shook ÚwÚ and trembled at th' i-iww nyeighbouwhood. +CANTEWBUWY. She ;;w;; hath >_< been then ^-^ mowe >_< feaw'd than ;;w;; hawm'd, my liege; +>_< Fow hear xDD hew uWu but OwO exampwed uWu by >w< hewsewf: +When >w< aww xDD hew :3 chivawwy ;;w;; hath >_< been in UwU Fwance, +And ^.^ she :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying widow >_> of xDD hew nobles, +She ;;w;; hath x3 hewsewf ^.^ nyot only ;;w;; weww ^-^ defended +But :3 taken ÚwÚ and impounded as :3 a stray +The UwU King >_> of OwO Scots; xDD whom ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to UwU Fwance, +ÚwÚ To fiww UwU King x3 Edwawd's ÚwÚ fame with pwisonyew ÚwÚ kings, +And ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ chwonyicwe as rich with UwU pwaise +UwU As :3 is OwO the ooze ÚwÚ and xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea +x3 With ^w^ sunken :3 wweck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sumwess tweasuwies. +WESTMORELAND. But :33 thewe's :3 a >_< saying, vewy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twue: + +OwO 'If UwU that you uWu wiww Fwance ÚwÚ win, +;;w;; Then with xDD Scotwand ^.^ fiwst begin.' + +>_< Fow UwU once OwO the UwU eagwe ^.^ Engwand being in xDD pwey, +ÚwÚ To xDD hew unguarded ^w^ nyest OwO the weasel Scot +x3 Comes ^.^ snyeaking, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sucks xDD hew >_< pwincewy :3 eggs, +UwU Pwaying OwO the xDD mouse in absence >_> of OwO the ^w^ cat, +ÚwÚ To >w< teaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ havoc ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she can >w< eat. +EXETER. ^w^ It fowwows, then, OwO the ÚwÚ cat >w< must stay at >_< home; +>_> Yet UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a uWu cwush'd necessity, +x3 Since ^-^ we ^.^ have wocks ^-^ to >w< safeguawd xDD nyecessawies +And pwetty ;;w;; twaps ^-^ to catch OwO the :33 petty ^w^ thieves. +OwO Whiwe UwU that OwO the UwU awmed hand doth fight ÚwÚ abwoad, +^-^ Th' advised head ^-^ defends itsewf at >_< home; +>_< Fow ;;w;; guvwnment, >w< though high, ÚwÚ and wow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wowew, +x3 Put OwO into :33 pawts, doth ^-^ keep in ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, +x3 Congweeing in :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO cwose, +;;w;; Wike UwU music. +CANTEWBUWY. OwO Thewefowe doth >w< heaven >_> divide +The OwO state >_> of man in divews x3 functions, +x3 Setting ^.^ endeavouw in continyuaw motion; +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which :3 is uWu fixed as OwO an ^-^ aim ^w^ ow uWu but +^-^ Obedience; uWu fow OwO so wowk OwO the honey ^w^ bees, +Cweatuwes UwU that uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe in ^-^ nyatuwe teach +The ^.^ act >_> of owdew ^-^ to :3 a peopled ^.^ kingdom. +^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and >_< officews >_> of sowts, +:3 Whewe >w< some >_< wike ÚwÚ magistwates >_< cowwect at >_< home; +:33 Othews >_< wike merchants venture trade abroad; +:33 Othews >_< wike soldiers, UwU awmed in theiw UwU stings, +UwU Make ^w^ boot x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ summew's OwO vewvet >_< buds, +^w^ Which UwU piwwage uWu they with >_> mewwy mawch bwing UwU home +ÚwÚ To OwO the tent-royal >_> of theiw emperor; +Who, :33 busied in his ^-^ majesty, xDD suwveys +The ;;w;; singing ;;w;; masons :33 buiwding :3 woofs >_> of ^.^ gowd, +The civil xDD citizens knyeading OwO up OwO the ;;w;; honyey, +The UwU poow >w< mechanyic powtews crowding in +Their :33 heavy x3 buwdens at his narrow gate, +The >_< sad-ey'd justice, with his suwwy xDD hum, +OwO Dewivewing o'ew ^-^ to >_> executows OwO pawe +The wazy uWu yawnying dwonye. I :3 this infew, +:33 That many OwO things, having :33 fuww :33 wefewence +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, ^-^ may wowk ^-^ contwawiouswy; +UwU As many >_> awwows loosed uWu sevewaw ^-^ ways +Come ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mawk, as many ^-^ ways ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye ;;w;; town, +UwU As many ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye salt >_< sea, +UwU As many >w< winyes :33 cwose in OwO the diaw's OwO centwe; +^w^ So many :3 a ^w^ thousand actions, UwU once ^-^ afoot, +;;w;; End in ^-^ onye >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ;;w;; weww UwU home +Without :33 defeat. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to UwU Fwance, my ^.^ wiege. +^.^ Divide >_> youw x3 happy ^.^ Engwand OwO into uWu fouw; +^.^ Wheweof UwU take you ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew OwO into UwU Fwance, +And you withaw uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww x3 Gawwia shake. +>w< If >_> we, with ÚwÚ thwice such >w< powews weft at home, +Cannyot ^w^ defend ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 doows ^-^ fwom OwO the dog, +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ^.^ wowwied, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< nyation wose +The name >_> of >w< hawdinyess ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww in OwO the messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. +>_< Exeunt >w< some attendants +Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww resolv'd; :3 and, uWu by God's ^w^ hewp +And xDD youws, OwO the x3 nyobwe sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 powew, +Fwance being UwU ouws, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ bend ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw awe, +Ow >_< bweak ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to xDD pieces; ^w^ ow there ^w^ we'ww >_> sit, +>_< Wuwing in uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu ampwe :3 empewy +uWu O'ew Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ awmost >w< kingwy ^.^ dukedoms, +Ow uWu way ^.^ these bones in OwO an unworthy uwn, +>_> Tombwess, with nyo wemembwance xDD uvw ^.^ them. +x3 Eithew ^-^ ouw history uWu shaww with :33 fuww OwO mouth +^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 acts, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ ouw :33 gwave, +;;w;; Wike Turkish xDD mute, uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a tonguewess uWu mouth, +:3 Nyot >w< wowshipp'd with :3 a waxen >_< epitaph. + +x3 Entew uWu AMBASSADOWS >_> of Fwance + +Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe +x3 Of ^-^ ouw fair cousin Dauphin; uWu fow ^-^ we hear +Your greeting :3 is ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the King. +AMBASSADOR. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave +Freely ^-^ to render what ^-^ we ^.^ have in x3 chawge; +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 spawingwy show you :3 faw >_> of +The UwU Dauphin's meaning ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO embassy? +KING HENRY. We awe nyo tyrant, uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ king, +^.^ Unto uWu whose OwO gwace ^-^ ouw passion :3 is as :33 subject +UwU As awe ^-^ ouw wwetches ^-^ fett'wed in ^-^ ouw prisons; +OwO Thewefowe with :3 fwank ÚwÚ and with uncurbed :3 pwainnyess +>_> Teww OwO us OwO the UwU Dauphin's mind. +AMBASSADOR. ÚwÚ Thus then, in >w< few. +Your ÚwÚ Highnyess, lately ^w^ sending OwO into UwU Fwance, +OwO Did OwO cwaim >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ dukedoms in OwO the ^.^ wight +x3 Of >_> youw gweat predecessor, UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd. +UwU In ÚwÚ answew >_> of ;;w;; which xDD cwaim, OwO the Prince ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew +^.^ Says UwU that you ÚwÚ savouw xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw youth, +And >_< bids you >w< be UwU advis'd :33 thewe's UwU nyought in Fwance +:33 That can >w< be with :3 a nimble galliard OwO won; +You cannyot revel OwO into ÚwÚ dukedoms ^.^ thewe. +ÚwÚ He OwO thewefowe >_> sends you, >_> meetew uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ spiwit, +:3 This ^.^ tun >_> of ÚwÚ tweasuwe; :3 and, in ^.^ wieu >_> of this, +;;w;; Desiwes you let OwO the ÚwÚ dukedoms UwU that you OwO cwaim +>w< Heaw nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. :3 This OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; speaks. +KING HENRY. What tweasuwe, uncle? +EXETER. Tennis-balls, my ^.^ wiege. +KING HENRY. We awe ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is OwO so >_> pweasant with >_< us; +His ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 pains ^-^ we :3 thank you OwO fow. +When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ match'd ^-^ ouw rackets ^-^ to ^.^ these >_> bawws, +We uWu wiww in UwU Fwance, uWu by God's >w< gwace, xDD pway :3 a xDD set +:33 Shaww strike his >_< fathew's :3 cwown OwO into OwO the ^.^ hazawd. +>_> Teww him ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a ^-^ match with such :3 a wrangler +:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwts >_> of Fwance uWu wiww >w< be distuwb'd +x3 With ^.^ chaces. And ^-^ we undewstand him well, +OwO How ^.^ he comes o'ew OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_> wiwdew OwO days, +:3 Nyot measuring what ;;w;; use ^-^ we :3 made >_> of ^.^ them. +We never vawu'd :3 this UwU poow x3 seat >_> of England; +And ^.^ thewefowe, :3 wiving hence, >_> did ^w^ give ouwsewf +ÚwÚ To ^.^ bawbawous uWu wicence; as 'tis >w< evew ^w^ common +:33 That x3 men awe mewwiest when uWu they awe ^-^ fwom UwU home. +But tell OwO the x3 Dauphin I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my state, +Be >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and show my sail >_> of >_< gweatnyess, +When I ^-^ do ;;w;; wouse me in my UwU thwonye >_> of xDD Fwance; +>_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have >_> waid uWu by my majesty +And pwodded >_< wike :3 a man uWu fow ^-^ wowking-days; +But I uWu wiww xDD wise there with OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >_> gwowy +:33 That I uWu wiww UwU dazzwe >w< aww OwO the eyes >_> of UwU Fwance, +xDD Yea, strike OwO the x3 Dauphin uWu bwind ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on ÚwÚ us. +And tell OwO the >_> pweasant Prince :3 this xDD mock >_> of his +;;w;; Hath tuwn'd his x3 bawws ^-^ to ^w^ gun-stonyes, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ souw +:33 Shaww ^.^ stand >_> sowe UwU chawged uWu fow OwO the wastefuw ;;w;; vengeance +:33 That uWu shaww UwU fwy with them; uWu fow many :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD widows +:33 Shaww :3 this his xDD mock xDD mock >_> of theiw dear x3 husbands; +xDD Mock mothers ^-^ fwom theiw OwO sons, xDD mock >_> castwes ;;w;; down; +And >w< some awe ÚwÚ yet ungotten ÚwÚ and unborn +:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse OwO the UwU Dauphin's scorn. +But :3 this :3 wies >w< aww within OwO the uWu wiww >_> of God, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I ^-^ do appeaw; ÚwÚ and in uWu whose uWu nyame, +>_> Teww you OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am UwU coming OwO on, +ÚwÚ To x3 venge me as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put :3 fowth +UwU My ^-^ wightfuw hand in :3 a weww-hawwow'd ^.^ cause. +^w^ So >_< get you x3 hence in ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ and tell OwO the x3 Dauphin +His ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww ÚwÚ savouw uWu but >_> of shawwow wit, +When ^-^ thousands weep ^-^ mowe than >_> did waugh at it. +uWu Convey them with xDD safe >_> conduct. Fawe you :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt uWu AMBASSADOWS +EXETER. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy message. +KING HENRY. We >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the sender x3 bwush at it. +:33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, x3 omit nyo x3 happy hour +:33 That ^-^ may ^w^ give fuwth'wance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< expedition; +>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 nyow nyo ^w^ thought in OwO us uWu but UwU Fwance, +ÚwÚ Save x3 those ^-^ to God, UwU that run before ^-^ ouw :33 businyess. +OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions uWu fow ^.^ these wars +Be >_> soon cowwected, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ^w^ thought x3 upon +:33 That ^-^ may with ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU swiftnyess :33 ad +Mowe ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wings; for, :3 God OwO befowe, +>w< We'ww ^w^ chide :3 this x3 Dauphin at his >_< fathew's ^w^ doow. +OwO Thewefowe let every man :3 nyow ^w^ task his ^w^ thought +:33 That :3 this fair >w< action ^-^ may uWu on foot >w< be :3 bwought. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Nyow >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe uWu on fire, +And silken dalliance in OwO the x3 wawdwobe wies; +Nyow thrive OwO the armourers, ÚwÚ and honour's ^w^ thought +^-^ Weigns :33 sowewy in OwO the uWu bweast >_> of every >w< man; +^.^ They ;;w;; seww OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO the OwO howse, +Following OwO the >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian kings +x3 With >w< winged heels, as Engwish uWu Mewcuwies. +>_< Fow :3 nyow OwO sits xDD Expectation in OwO the :3 aiw, +And hides :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hiwts x3 unto OwO the point +x3 With >w< cwowns imperial, cwowns, ÚwÚ and coronets, +ÚwÚ Pwomis'd ^-^ to Hawwy ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fowwowews. +The x3 Fwench, UwU advis'd uWu by good ;;w;; intewwigence +x3 Of :3 this UwU most dreadful :3 pwepawation, +uWu Shake in theiw ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and with OwO pawe powicy +>_< Seek ^-^ to divewt OwO the Engwish puwposes. +:3 O :33 Engwand! :3 modew ^-^ to >w< thy >_< inwawd >_< gweatnyess, +;;w;; Wike wittwe ÚwÚ body with :3 a :3 mighty xDD heawt, +What x3 mightst :3 thou ^-^ do UwU that uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ thee uWu do, +Were >w< aww >w< thy chiwdwen >w< kind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyatuwaw! +But UwU see >w< thy x3 fauwt! Fwance ;;w;; hath in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; found >_< out +OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >w< howwow ^-^ bosoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu fiwws +x3 With treacherous xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and three >_< cowwupted >w< men- +>w< Onye, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ second, +^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of uWu Masham, ÚwÚ and OwO the third, +Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, :3 knyight, >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +;;w;; Have, uWu fow OwO the OwO giwt >_> of Fwance- :3 O UwU guiwt UwU indeed!- +;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu conspiwacy with xDD feawfuw xDD Fwance; +And uWu by theiw ^.^ hands :3 this OwO gwace >_> of kings >w< must die- +>w< If heww ÚwÚ and uWu tweason howd theiw ^-^ pwomises, +Ewe ^.^ he UwU take ;;w;; ship uWu fow Fwance- ÚwÚ and in UwU Southampton. +xDD Wingew >_> youw >_< patience OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO digest +^-^ Th' ^w^ abuse >_> of :33 distance, x3 fowce :3 a play. +The sum :3 is paid, OwO the ^-^ twaitows awe a-agweed, +The UwU King :3 is xDD set ^-^ fwom London, ÚwÚ and OwO the scene +^-^ Is :3 nyow uWu twanspowted, gentwes, ^-^ to Southampton; +Thewe :3 is OwO the play-house nyow, there >w< must you >_> sit, +And ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwance uWu shaww ^-^ we convey you xDD safe +And bwing you ^w^ back, :3 chawming OwO the narrow :33 seas +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you gentwe >w< pass; for, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< may, +>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot offend ^-^ onye stomach with ^-^ ouw play. +But, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU King come >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, +^.^ Unto >_< Southampton ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw >_> scenye. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. Before OwO the Boaw's Head Tavewn, >_> Eastcheap + +x3 Entew uWu COWPOWAW NYM ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT BAWDOWPH + +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww met, Cowpowaw Nym. +^w^ NYM. Good ^.^ mowwow, :3 Wieutenyant uWu Bawdowph. +:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, awe Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and you fwiends :3 yet? +^w^ NYM. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I cawe not; I uWu say little, uWu but when UwU time uWu shaww +serve, there uWu shaww >w< be smiles- uWu but UwU that uWu shaww >w< be as ^.^ it OwO may. I dare +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 wink ÚwÚ and howd >_< out >_< minye xDD iwon. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe +UwU onye; uWu but what xDD though? ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< toast xDD cheese, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> enduwe +x3 cowd as another ÚwÚ man's >_< swowd wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. +:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu wiww bestow :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww +>w< be >w< aww three sworn bwothews ^-^ to OwO Fwance. ^w^ Wet't >w< be so, good Cowpowaw +Nym. +^w^ NYM. OwO Faith, I uWu wiww live OwO so wong as I >w< may, that's OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of xDD it; +ÚwÚ and when I cannyot live ^-^ any longer, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as I OwO may. :33 That :3 is my +rest, UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ wendezvous >_> of it. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ Cowpowaw, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is married ^-^ to ^-^ Nyeww +UwU Quickwy; ÚwÚ and cewtainwy ^.^ she >_> did you ^.^ wwong, uWu fow you ;;w;; wewe +twoth-pwight ^-^ to :3 hew. +^w^ NYM. I cannyot UwU teww; >w< things >w< must >w< be as uWu they OwO may. Men ^-^ may >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and +uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw throats about them at UwU that time; ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu say +:33 knyives ^.^ have >w< edges. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; >w< though >_< patience >w< be :3 a +^.^ tiwed mawe, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she uWu wiww plod. Thewe >w< must >w< be :3 concwusions. Weww, I +cannyot tell. + +x3 Entew PISTOW ÚwÚ and ^-^ HOSTESS + +:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and his wife. Good ^w^ Cowpowaw, >w< be +uWu patient here. +^w^ NYM. OwO How nyow, >_< minye host UwU Pistow! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base tike, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou me :3 host? +Nyow uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu sweaw I :33 scown OwO the ^.^ tewm; +Nyow uWu shaww my ^-^ Nyeww ^-^ keep x3 wodgews. +HOSTESS. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ nyot xDD wong; uWu fow ^-^ we cannyot lodge ÚwÚ and board :3 a +;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow fouwteen ^.^ gentwewomen UwU that live ^-^ honyestwy uWu by OwO the :3 pwick >_> of +theiw needles, uWu but ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ bawdy-house +ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ [Nym draws] :3 O well-a-day, Lady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwawn! Nyow +^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see wilful adultery ÚwÚ and murder uWu committed. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Good UwU Wieutenyant, good ^w^ Cowpowaw, :3 offew nyothing here. +^w^ NYM. ^.^ Pish! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Pish uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Icewand xDD dog! :3 thou uWu pwick-eaw'd >_> cuw >_> of +;;w;; Icewand! +HOSTESS. Good Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, show >w< thy valour, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. +^w^ NYM. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ shog off? I would ^.^ have you solus. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ 'Sowus,' egwegious ÚwÚ dog? :3 O UwU vipew viwe! +The 'solus' in >w< thy UwU most mewvaiwous ^.^ face; +The 'solus' in >w< thy x3 teeth, ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, +And in >w< thy ^-^ hatefuw lungs, ^-^ yea, in >w< thy ^.^ maw, pewdy; +And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, within >w< thy UwU nyasty xDD mouth! +I ^-^ do wetowt OwO the 'solus' in >w< thy ^.^ bowews; +>_< Fow I can UwU take, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow's ^.^ cock :3 is uWu up, +And fwashing x3 fiwe uWu wiww OwO fowwow. +^w^ NYM. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ Bawbason: you cannyot conjuwe >_> me. I ^.^ have OwO an humouw ^-^ to +xDD knyock you xDD indiffewentwy :33 weww. >w< If you gwow ;;w;; fouw with uWu me, :33 Pistow, I +uWu wiww ÚwÚ scouw you with my rapier, as I >w< may, in fair x3 tewms; ^-^ if you +would ÚwÚ wawk x3 off I would :3 pwick >_> youw ^-^ guts :3 a little, in good terms, +as I >w< may, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thaes OwO the humouw >_> of it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O braggart :3 viwe ÚwÚ and damned ^-^ fuwious OwO wight! +The grave doth gape ÚwÚ and doting death :3 is nyeaw; +OwO Thewefowe exhale. [PISTOL draws] +:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Heaw uWu me, hear me what I xDD say: ^.^ he UwU that strikes OwO the ^.^ fiwst +OwO stwoke I'll run him OwO up ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, as I x3 am :3 a sowdiew. +[Draws] +ÚwÚ PISTOW. An OwO oath >_> of ^.^ mickwe :3 might; ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy uWu shaww :3 abate. +[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO sheathe theiw swowds] +>w< Give me >w< thy ^-^ fist, >w< thy fore-foot ^-^ to me :3 give; +x3 Thy uWu spiwits awe UwU most tall. +^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow xDD othew, in fair x3 tewms; UwU that +:3 is OwO the humouw >_> of it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU 'Coupwe :3 a uWu gowge!' +:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. I ÚwÚ thee :33 defy again. +:3 O OwO hound >_> of Crete, think'st :3 thou my xDD spouse ^-^ to >_< get? +Nyo; ^-^ to OwO the UwU spitaw ÚwÚ go, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< powd'wing :33 tub >_> of OwO infamy +x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the ^.^ wazaw xDD kite >_> of ÚwÚ Cwessid's kind, +x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ she uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD hew espouse. +I x3 have, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_< howd, OwO the :3 quondam uWu Quickwy +>_< Fow OwO the only she; uWu and- pauca, :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. +uWu Go x3 to. + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< Boy + +>_< BOY. Minye host :33 Pistow, you >w< must come ^-^ to my master; ÚwÚ and >_> youw +>w< hostess- ^.^ he :3 is vewy >_< sick, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to bed. Good Bardolph, >w< put +>w< thy ;;w;; face :3 between his sheets, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a x3 wawming-pan. +OwO Faith, :33 he's vewy ill. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you >_> wogue. +HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crow :3 a ^.^ pudding ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these +x3 days: OwO the UwU King >_> has xDD kiww'd his ÚwÚ heawt. Good xDD husband, come UwU home +>_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and xDD BOY +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww I ^-^ make you two uWu fwiends? We >w< must ^-^ to Fwance +>_< togethew; x3 why OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 knyives ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^-^ onye +x3 anyothew's throats? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet floods UwU o'ewsweww, ÚwÚ and >_< fiends uWu fow >_< food howl :33 on! +^w^ NYM. You'll pay me OwO the eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base :3 is OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that >_> pays. +^w^ NYM. :33 That :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ have; that's OwO the humouw >_> of it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As :3 manhood uWu shaww :3 compound: push UwU home. +[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO dwaw] +:33 BAWDOWPH. By :3 this ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ he UwU that makes OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO thwust I'll :33 kiww +him; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Swowd :3 is OwO an ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and oaths >w< must ^.^ have theiw >_> couwse. +[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] +:33 BAWDOWPH. Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, OwO an :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be fwiends, >w< be fwiends; OwO an +:3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then >w< be >_> enyemies with me ^w^ too. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< put :33 up. +^w^ NYM. I uWu shaww ^.^ have my eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ shawt :3 thou x3 have, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent >_> pay; +And :3 wiquow wikewise uWu wiww I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +And friendship uWu shaww ^-^ combinye, ÚwÚ and bwothewhood. +I'll live uWu by uWu Nym ÚwÚ and uWu Nym uWu shaww live uWu by >_> me. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^w^ just? >_< Fow I uWu shaww sutler >w< be +^.^ Unto OwO the camp, ÚwÚ and pwofits uWu wiww accrue. +>w< Give me >w< thy hand. +^w^ NYM. ^-^ [Sheathing his ^w^ swowd] I uWu shaww ^.^ have my noble? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU In cash UwU most justly >_< paid. +^w^ NYM. x3 [Shaking ;;w;; hands] Weww, then, that's OwO the humouw ^-^ of't. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ HOSTESS + +HOSTESS. UwU As >w< evew you come >_> of :3 women, come in >_> quickwy ^-^ to Sir John. +xDD Ah, UwU poow >_< heawt! ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ shak'd >_> of :3 a burning x3 quotidian ^.^ tewtian +UwU that ^.^ it :3 is UwU most lamentable ^-^ to UwU behowd. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ men, come ^-^ to >_> him. +^w^ NYM. The UwU King ;;w;; hath run OwO bad uWu humouws uWu on OwO the OwO knyight; that's OwO the x3 even +>_> of it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Nym, :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke OwO the ^-^ wight; +His OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ fwacted ÚwÚ and corroborate. +^w^ NYM. The UwU King :3 is :3 a good ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; ^.^ he passes +>w< some uWu humouws ÚwÚ and uWu caweews. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet OwO us condole OwO the OwO knyight; for, xDD wambkins, ^-^ we uWu wiww wive. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Southampton. OwO A council-chamber + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND + +BEDFORD. Fowe God, his OwO Gwace :3 is bold, ^-^ to xDD twust ^.^ these x3 twaitows. +EXETER. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_< appwehended uWu by ÚwÚ and by. +WESTMORELAND. OwO How ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and x3 even uWu they ^-^ do bear themsewves, +UwU As ^-^ if :33 awwegiance in theiw >_< bosoms sat, +:33 Cwownyed with :3 faith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant woyawty! +BEDFORD. The UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu they intend, +By interception ;;w;; which uWu they ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. +EXETER. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the man UwU that ÚwÚ was his >_< bedfewwow, +x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO duww'd ÚwÚ and :33 cwoy'd with >_< gwacious favours- +:33 That ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow :3 a foweign ^-^ puwse, OwO so ;;w;; seww +His >_< suvweign's life ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and treachery! + +^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, SCROOP, +CAMBRIDGE, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING HENRY. Nyow OwO sits OwO the ^.^ wind :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< aboawd. +UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and my >w< kind Wowd >_> of uWu Masham, +And you, my gentwe :3 knyight, ^w^ give me >_> youw xDD thoughts. +:33 Think you ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the pow'rs ^-^ we bear with OwO us +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ cut theiw ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, +Doing OwO the >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act +>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have in head >_< assembwed >w< them? +SCROOP. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my UwU wiege, ^-^ if OwO each man ^-^ do his >_> best. +KING HENRY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, >_< since ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww pewsuaded +We carry ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt with OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence +:33 That grows ^.^ nyot in :3 a fair consent with ouws; +Nyow xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> behind UwU that doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish +uWu Success ÚwÚ and :3 conquest ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. +CAMBWIDGE. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ monyawch better >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd +>w< Than :3 is >_> youw Majesty. There's ;;w;; nyot, I xDD think, :3 a :33 subject +:33 That OwO sits in :3 heawt-gwief ÚwÚ and >_> unyeasinyes +^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ sweet shade >_> of >_> youw guvwnment. +GWEY. Twue: x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's >_> enyemies +>_< Have steep'd theiw ^.^ gawws in ;;w;; honyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sewve you +x3 With hearts UwU cweate >_> of >_> duty ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> zeaw. +KING HENRY. We OwO thewefowe ^.^ have gweat cause >_> of ÚwÚ thankfuwnyess, +And uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO the >w< office >_> of ^-^ ouw hand +:3 Soonyew than quittance >_> of desewt ÚwÚ and merit +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO weight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +SCROOP. ^w^ So service uWu shaww with xDD steewed sinyews toil, +And >_< wabouw uWu shaww :3 wefwesh itsewf with hope, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 incessant ^.^ sewvices. +KING HENRY. We ;;w;; judge nyo less. Uncle >_> of ^.^ Exetew, +Enwawge OwO the man committed yesterday +:33 That ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. We consider +^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ excess >_> of xDD winye UwU that xDD set him OwO on; +And uWu on his ^-^ mowe >_> advice ^-^ we pawdon >_> him. +SCROOP. ^.^ That's >w< mewcy, uWu but xDD too >w< much x3 secuwity. +>_> Wet him >w< be :3 punyish'd, suvweign, west example +;;w;; Bweed, uWu by his UwU suffewance, ^-^ mowe >_> of such :3 a OwO kind. +KING HENRY. :33 O, let OwO us ÚwÚ yet >w< be :33 mewcifuw! +CAMBWIDGE. ^w^ So ^-^ may >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet punish ^w^ too. +GWEY. >_> Siw, +You show gweat UwU mewcy ^-^ if you ^w^ give him xDD wife, +:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< much >_> cowwection. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Awas, >_> youw xDD too >w< much love ÚwÚ and cawe >_> of me +uWu Awe :33 heavy OwO owisons >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! +>w< If wittwe faults proceeding uWu on distemper +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu wink'd at, how uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; stwetch ^-^ ouw eye +When :3 capitaw ^.^ cwimes, UwU chew'd, >_< swawwow'd, ÚwÚ and digested, +xDD Appeaw before >_> us? >w< We'ww ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ enwawge UwU that man, +^-^ Though ^-^ Cambwidge, Scroop, ÚwÚ and Gwey, in theiw dear cawe +And >w< tendew x3 pwesewvation >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, +Wouwd ^.^ have him ^-^ punyish'd. And :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^w^ causes: +OwO Who awe OwO the ^.^ wate >_> commissionyews? +CAMBWIDGE. I one, my :33 wowd. +Your Highness bade me ÚwÚ ask uWu fow ^.^ it to-day. +SCROOP. ^w^ So >_> did you uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. +GWEY. And OwO I, my :33 woyaw sovereign. +KING HENRY. >_> Then, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, there :3 is yours; +Thewe xDD youws, Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of xDD Masham; :3 and, Sir uWu Knyight, +xDD Gwey >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 this >_> same :3 is ^w^ youws. +x3 Wead ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow I xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uncwe ^.^ Exetew, +We uWu wiww aboawd to-nyight. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ;;w;; gentwemen? +What UwU see you in x3 those :3 papews, UwU that you wose +^w^ So >w< much :3 compwexion? Wook ye how uWu they xDD change! +Their x3 cheeks awe >w< papew. ÚwÚ Why, what ;;w;; wead you there +:33 That ^.^ have OwO so cowarded ÚwÚ and chas'd >_> youw UwU bwood +Out >_> of appeawance? +CAMBWIDGE. I ^-^ do x3 confess my UwU fauwt, +And ^-^ do x3 submit me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu mewcy. +>w< GWEY, SCROOP. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which ^-^ we >w< aww appeal. +KING HENRY. The UwU mewcy UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu quick in OwO us uWu but ^.^ wate +By >_> youw >_> own counsew :3 is ^-^ suppwess'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. +You >w< must ^.^ nyot dare, uWu fow shame, ^-^ to talk >_> of >_> mewcy; +>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own reasons xDD tuwn OwO into >_> youw >_< bosoms +UwU As ;;w;; dogs x3 upon theiw masters, xDD wowwying you. +^w^ See you, my princes ÚwÚ and my x3 nyobwe peers, +^.^ These Engwish monstews! UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cambwidge hewe- +You xDD knyow how :3 apt ^-^ ouw love ÚwÚ was ^-^ to accowd +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish him with OwO an >w< appewtinyents +Bewonging ^-^ to his >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and :3 this man +Hath, uWu fow :3 a xDD few ^.^ wight cwowns, >w< wightwy conspir'd, +And sworn x3 unto OwO the pwactices >_> of Fwance +ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO us here in uWu Hampton; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which +:3 This :3 knyight, nyo less uWu fow bounty bound ^-^ to OwO us +>w< Than ^.^ Cambwidge ;;w;; is, ;;w;; hath wikewise swown. But, :33 O, +What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, Wowd Scroop, :3 thou cruel, +Ingrateful, ^-^ savage, ÚwÚ and >_< inhuman :3 cweatuwe? +Thou UwU that didst bear OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of >w< aww my counsews, +:33 That knew'st OwO the vewy xDD bottom >_> of my >_> souw, +:33 That ^w^ awmost x3 mightst ^.^ have ^-^ coin'd me OwO into ^.^ gowd, +Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have practis'd uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ use- +May ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that foweign ÚwÚ hiwe +Could >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ extwact ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of evil +:33 That UwU might uWu annyoy my >_> fingew? ^.^ 'Tis OwO so ÚwÚ stwange +That, >w< though OwO the >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 off as :3 gwoss +UwU As bwack ÚwÚ and >_< white, my eye uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy UwU see it. +uWu Tweason ÚwÚ and murder >w< evew ^-^ kept togethew, +UwU As two yoke-devils sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_< puwpose, +>w< Wowking OwO so ^.^ gwosswy in :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cause +:33 That ^w^ admiwation >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD whoop at them; +But thou, >w< 'gainst >w< aww >_> pwopowtion, didst bwing in +uWu Wondew ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on uWu tweason ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 muwdew; +And >_> whatsoevew ÚwÚ cunnying x3 fiend ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +:33 That wrought x3 upon ÚwÚ thee OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy +;;w;; Hath ^w^ got OwO the >w< voice in heww uWu fow >_< excewwence; +And uWu othew devils UwU that suggest uWu by treasons +Do botch ÚwÚ and bungle OwO up uWu damnyation +x3 With :33 patches, uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and with forms, being fetch'd +From ^.^ gwist'wing sembwances >_> of ÚwÚ piety; +But ^.^ he UwU that tempew'd ÚwÚ thee bade ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stand uWu up, +Gave ÚwÚ thee nyo instance x3 why :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do tweason, +>_< Unwess ^-^ to dub ÚwÚ thee with OwO the name >_> of ^-^ twaitow. +>w< If UwU that >_> same ^w^ demon UwU that ;;w;; hath gull'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus +;;w;; Shouwd with his x3 wion ^-^ gait ÚwÚ wawk OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, +ÚwÚ He UwU might xDD wetuwn ^-^ to vasty Tartar ^w^ back, +And tell OwO the legions OwO 'I can never ^.^ win +OwO A ^w^ souw OwO so :33 easy as UwU that uWu Engwishman's.' +:33 O, how x3 hast :3 thou with jealousy ^.^ infected +The xDD sweetnyess >_> of :3 affiance! Show x3 men ^.^ dutifuw? +ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they grave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weawnyed? +ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Come uWu they >_> of x3 nyobwe family? +ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they wewigious? +ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Ow awe uWu they spawe in ;;w;; diet, +>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 gwoss passion ^w^ ow >_> of uWu miwth ^w^ ow angew, +:3 Constant in ^.^ spiwit, ^.^ nyot ^w^ swewving with OwO the blood, +Garnish'd ÚwÚ and >_> deck'd in modest OwO compwement, +:3 Nyot >_< wowking with OwO the eye ^-^ without OwO the eaw, +And uWu but in purged ÚwÚ judgment x3 twusting >w< nyeithew? +Such ÚwÚ and OwO so finely bolted didst :3 thou ^-^ seem; +And ;;w;; thus >w< thy ^-^ faww ;;w;; hath weft :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ bwot +ÚwÚ To mark OwO the OwO fuww-fwaught man ÚwÚ and :33 best >w< indued +x3 With >w< some ^w^ suspicion. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow thee; +>_< Fow :3 this uWu wevowt >_> of thinye, >_> methinks, :3 is >_< wike +>_> Anyothew ^-^ faww >_> of xDD man. Their faults awe xDD open. +xDD Awwest them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the waw; +And :3 God x3 acquit them >_> of theiw pwactices! +EXETER. I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Richard Eaww +>_> of OwO Cambwidge. +I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop +>_> of ;;w;; Masham. +I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, +:3 knyight, >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +SCROOP. Our >w< puwposes :3 God justly ;;w;; hath discover'd, +And I ^w^ wepent my fauwt ^-^ mowe than my ^w^ death; +^w^ Which I uWu beseech >_> youw Highness ^-^ to ;;w;; fowgive, +UwU Awthough my ÚwÚ body pay OwO the x3 pwice >_> of it. +CAMBWIDGE. >_< Fow uWu me, OwO the gold >_> of Fwance >_> did ^.^ nyot >_< seduce, +UwU Awthough I >_> did UwU admit ^.^ it as :3 a uWu motive +The sooner ^-^ to :33 effect what I OwO intended; +But :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow x3 pwevention, +^w^ Which I in sufferance >_> heawtiwy uWu wiww ÚwÚ wejoice, +^w^ Beseeching :3 God ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. +GWEY. uWu Nyevew >_> did xDD faithfuw :33 subject ^-^ mowe uWu wejoice +^.^ At OwO the discovery >_> of UwU most dangewous uWu tweason +>w< Than I ^-^ do at :3 this hour ^.^ joy o'ew ÚwÚ mysewf, +Pwevented ^-^ fwom :3 a damned OwO entewpwise. +UwU My UwU fauwt, uWu but ^.^ nyot my body, pawdon, sovereign. +KING HENRY. :3 God ;;w;; quit you in his ^.^ mewcy! >w< Heaw >_> youw uWu sentence. +You ^.^ have ^.^ conspiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, +^.^ Join'd with OwO an enemy proclaim'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom his OwO coffews +:3 Weceiv'd OwO the gowden eawnyest >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; +OwO Whewein you would ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw ;;w;; king ^-^ to ^w^ swaughtew, +His princes ÚwÚ and his x3 peews ^-^ to servitude, +His uWu subjects ^-^ to oppression ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, +And his xDD whowe :3 kingdom OwO into desowation. +xDD Touching ^-^ ouw person >w< seek ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; +But ^-^ we ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's >_> safety >w< must OwO so xDD tendew, +uWu Whose ruin you ^.^ have :33 sought, UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ waws +We ^-^ do x3 dewivew you. UwU Get you OwO thewefowe hence, +OwO Poow xDD misewabwe wwetches, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ death; +The ÚwÚ taste ^w^ wheweof :3 God >_> of his UwU mewcy ^w^ give +You >_< patience ^-^ to endure, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^w^ wepentance +x3 Of >w< aww >_> youw dear offences. Beaw them ^-^ hence. +>_< Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and >w< GWEY, >_> guawded +Nyow, x3 wowds, uWu fow xDD Fwance; OwO the enterprise ^w^ wheweof +:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to you as OwO us >_< wike x3 gwowious. +We x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a fair ÚwÚ and wucky war, +x3 Since :3 God OwO so ;;w;; gwaciouswy ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ wight +:3 This dangewous tweason, lurking in ^-^ ouw uWu way +ÚwÚ To :33 hindew ^-^ ouw beginnings; ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot :3 nyow +But every wub :3 is ;;w;; smoothed uWu on ^-^ ouw way. +>_> Then, >w< fowth, dear countwymen; let OwO us x3 dewivew +Our ^-^ puissance OwO into OwO the hand >_> of God, +UwU Putting ^.^ it straight in OwO expedition. +Cheerly ^-^ to xDD sea; OwO the signs >_> of OwO waw advance; +:3 Nyo ;;w;; king >_> of >_> Engwand, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; king >_> of ^.^ Fwance! +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Eastcheap. Before OwO the Boaw's Head ÚwÚ tavewn + +x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and >_< Boy + +HOSTESS. Prithee, >_> honyey-sweet xDD husband, let me bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to +Staines. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Nyo; uWu fow my >_< manwy OwO heawt doth eawn. +Bardolph, >w< be ÚwÚ bwithe; ^.^ Nym, ;;w;; wouse >w< thy vaunting :3 veins; +UwU Boy, >_< bwistwe >w< thy :33 couwage :33 up. >_< Fow :3 Fawstaff ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, +And ^-^ we >w< must x3 eawn thewefowe. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, UwU whewesome'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; eithew in +>w< heaven ^w^ ow in heww! +HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's ^.^ nyot in xDD heww: :33 he's in ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^.^ bosom, ^-^ if +>w< evew man went ^-^ to ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< bosom. 'A :3 made :3 a >_< finyew end, ÚwÚ and went +away OwO an ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ any :33 chwistom x3 chiwd; UwU 'a x3 pawted :3 ev'n ^.^ just +:3 between twewve ÚwÚ and one, :3 ev'n at OwO the UwU tuwnying o' th' >_< tide; uWu fow +aftew I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; fumbwe with OwO the sheets, ÚwÚ and xDD pway with flowers, +ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe x3 upon his fingers' end, I knew there ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye OwO way; +uWu fow his nyose ÚwÚ was as shawp as :3 a >_> pen, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ babbw'd >_> of green +^.^ fiewds. :33 'How nyow, Sir ^w^ John!' OwO quoth I ;;w;; 'What, man, >w< be o' good +cheer.' ^w^ So UwU 'a :3 cwied >_< out ÚwÚ 'God, God, >w< God!' three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw x3 times. Nyow +OwO I, ^-^ to comfort ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ God; I :33 hop'd +there ÚwÚ was nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to twoubwe ^-^ himsewf with ^-^ any such >_> thoughts >_> yet. +^w^ So UwU 'a bade me uWu way ^-^ mowe clothes uWu on his ;;w;; feet; I >w< put my hand OwO into +OwO the bed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe as x3 cowd as ^-^ any stonye; then I +;;w;; fewt ^-^ to his knees, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ upwawd ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ was as x3 cowd +as ^-^ any >_> stonye. +^w^ NYM. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out >_> of x3 sack. +HOSTESS. >w< Ay, UwU that UwU 'a ÚwÚ did. +:33 BAWDOWPH. And >_> of >w< women. +HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU 'a >_> did not. +>_< BOY. x3 Yes, UwU that UwU 'a :33 did, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe devils :3 incawnyate. +HOSTESS. 'A :33 couwd never >_> abide xDD cawnyation; 'twas :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ he never +wiked. +>_< BOY. 'A ^w^ said UwU once OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have him about >w< women. +HOSTESS. 'A >_> did in >w< some sort, :3 indeed, handle UwU women; uWu but then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +>_< wheumatic, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of OwO the :33 Whowe >_> of ^.^ Babywon. +>_< BOY. Do you ^.^ nyot wemembew UwU 'a ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ fwea ÚwÚ stick x3 upon >w< Bawdowph's nyose, +ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ said ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack ^w^ souw burning in xDD heww? +:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, OwO the fuel :3 is gonye UwU that maintain'd UwU that >_< fiwe: that's +>w< aww OwO the riches I ^w^ got in his uWu sewvice. +^w^ NYM. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ shog? The UwU King uWu wiww >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom UwU Southampton. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. UwU My love, ^w^ give me >w< thy lips. +Wook ^-^ to my chattles ÚwÚ and my muvabwes; +>_> Wet UwU senses ÚwÚ wuwe. The >_> wowd :3 is ^w^ 'Pitch ÚwÚ and :3 Pay.' +OwO Twust ^.^ nyonye; +>_< Fow oaths awe ^.^ stwaws, xDD men's :3 faiths awe wafer-cakes, +And Howdfast :3 is OwO the only dog, my :33 duck. +:33 Thewefowe, xDD Caveto >w< be >w< thy :33 counsewwow. +Go, ;;w;; cweaw >w< thy :33 cwystaws. Yoke-fewwows in uWu awms, +>_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to UwU Fwance, >_< wike horse-leeches, my uWu boys, +ÚwÚ To >w< suck, ^-^ to >w< suck, OwO the vewy UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU suck. +>_< BOY. And that's uWu but UwU unwhowesome food, uWu they >w< say. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Touch xDD hew ^.^ soft OwO mouth ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Faweweww, h-hostess. >_< [Kissing :3 hew] +^w^ NYM. I cannyot >w< kiss, UwU that :3 is OwO the humouw >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^.^ adieu. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet housewifery appeaw; ^-^ keep OwO cwose, I ÚwÚ thee ^.^ command. +HOSTESS. Farewell; ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF BEWWI +ÚwÚ and BWITAINyE, OwO the :3 CONSTABWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +FRENCH ^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus comes OwO the Engwish with :33 fuww power x3 upon >_< us; +And ^-^ mowe than cawefuwwy ^.^ it OwO us UwU concewns +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ woyawwy in ^-^ ouw ^w^ defences. +OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of Bewwi ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Bwitainye, +x3 Of OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Owweans, uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< fowth, +And you, Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, with >w< aww swift ÚwÚ dispatch, +ÚwÚ To xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO nyew wepaiw ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of OwO waw +x3 With x3 men >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and with :3 means >_> defendant; +>_< Fow ^.^ Engwand his >_< appwoaches makes as fiewce +UwU As UwU watews ^-^ to OwO the >_< sucking >_> of :3 a gulf. +^w^ It ^-^ fits >w< us, then, ^-^ to >w< be as provident +UwU As ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may teach >w< us, >_< out >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; exampwes +x3 Weft uWu by OwO the :33 fataw ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected Engwish +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiewds. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My UwU most wedoubted fathew, +^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^.^ meet ^-^ we arm OwO us >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ foe; +>_< Fow xDD peace itsewf shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 duww :3 a UwU kingdom, +^-^ Though OwO waw :3 nyow nyo OwO knyown >_< quawwew ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ question, +But UwU that >_> defences, OwO mustews, x3 pwepawations, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD maintain'd, assembwed, ÚwÚ and cowwected, +UwU As ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO waw in ^.^ expectation. +:33 Thewefowe, I ÚwÚ say, 'tis ^.^ meet ^-^ we >w< aww >w< go :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To view OwO the uWu sick ÚwÚ and feebwe pawts >_> of xDD Fwance; +And let OwO us ^-^ do ^.^ it with nyo show >_> of ÚwÚ feaw- +No, with nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ if ^-^ we heard UwU that ^.^ Engwand +Were :33 busied with :3 a OwO Whitsun xDD mowwis-dance; +>_< Fow, my good UwU wiege, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so OwO idwy UwU king'd, +Her OwO sceptwe OwO so fantastically ÚwÚ bownye +By :3 a vain, >_< giddy, ÚwÚ shawwow, UwU humowous youth, +:33 That ;;w;; feaw attends xDD hew not. +CONSTABWE. :3 O :3 peace, Prince :3 Dauphin! +You awe xDD too >w< much ^w^ mistaken in :3 this xDD king. +Question >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ^.^ wate ambassadors +x3 With what gweat OwO state ^.^ he heard theiw ^.^ embassy, +OwO How ;;w;; weww supplied with x3 nyobwe :3 counsewwows, +OwO How modest in :3 exception, ÚwÚ and withaw +OwO How uWu tewwibwe in ;;w;; constant xDD wesowution, +And you uWu shaww find his uWu vanyities forespent +Were uWu but OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of OwO the Woman Bwutus, +:33 Cuvwing >_< discwetion with :3 a :3 coat >_> of uWu fowwy; +UwU As x3 gawdenyews ^-^ do with uWu owduwe hide x3 those woots +:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst spwing ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU most delicate. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. Weww, 'tis ^.^ nyot so, my Wowd High Constable; +But >w< though ^-^ we ÚwÚ think ^.^ it so, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +UwU In cases >_> of :3 defence 'tis :33 best ^-^ to ^.^ weigh +The enemy ^-^ mowe :3 mighty than ^.^ he uWu seems; +^w^ So OwO the ^.^ pwopowtions >_> of :3 defence awe ;;w;; fiww'd; +^w^ Which >_> of :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and niggardly pwojection +^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a misew ÚwÚ spoiw his :3 coat with >w< scanting +OwO A wittwe ^w^ cwoth. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Think ^-^ we UwU King Hawwy OwO stwong; +And, OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ wook you stwongwy arm ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. +The UwU kindwed >_> of him ;;w;; hath >_< been flesh'd x3 upon >_< us; +And ^.^ he :3 is bwed >_< out >_> of UwU that bwoody xDD stwain +:33 That haunted OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 paths. +>_> Witnyess ^-^ ouw xDD too >w< much UwU memowabwe ÚwÚ shame +When Cwessy ^-^ battwe xDD fatawwy ÚwÚ was ^w^ stwuck, +And >w< aww ^-^ ouw princes ÚwÚ capdv'd uWu by OwO the hand +x3 Of UwU that bwack uWu nyame, Edwawd, Bwack Prince >_> of Wales; +ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that his ^.^ mountain sire- uWu on ^.^ mountain standing, +:33 Up in OwO the :3 aiw, xDD cwown'd with OwO the gowden >_> sun- +:33 Saw his UwU hewoicaw xDD seed, ÚwÚ and smiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ him, +x3 Mangwe OwO the wowk >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< deface +The patterns UwU that uWu by :3 God ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD Fwench fathews +Had twenty years >_< been ^.^ made. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< stewn +x3 Of UwU that victorious stock; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ;;w;; feaw +The ÚwÚ nyative >w< mightinyess ÚwÚ and >w< fate >_> of >_> him. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. :33 Ambassadows ^-^ fwom Hawwy UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand +Do crave admittance ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< We'ww ^w^ give them ÚwÚ pwesent uWu audience. uWu Go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ them. +>_< Exeunt MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain LORDS +You UwU see :3 this ^.^ chase :3 is >_> hotwy >_> fowwowed, >_< fwiends. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. OwO Tuwn head ÚwÚ and xDD stop pursuit; uWu fow cowawd ;;w;; dogs +uWu Most uWu spend theiw OwO mouths when what uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten +Wuns :3 faw before ^.^ them. Good my suvweign, +;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the Engwish showt, ÚwÚ and let them xDD knyow +x3 Of what :3 a monyawchy you awe OwO the head. +Self-love, my UwU wiege, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 viwe :3 a xDD sin +UwU As self-neglecting. + +;;w;; We-entew LORDS, with EXETEW ÚwÚ and x3 twain + +FRENCH ^w^ KING. From ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand? +EXETER. From ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw uWu Majesty: +ÚwÚ He wills you, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God Almighty, +:33 That you ^-^ divest OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way >_> apawt +The OwO bowwowed glories UwU that uWu by >_> gift >_> of UwU heaven, +By OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of nations, 'wongs +ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; heiws- namely, OwO the UwU cwown, +And >w< aww uWu wide-stwetched honours UwU that pertain, +By UwU custom ÚwÚ and OwO the owdinyance >_> of times, +^.^ Unto OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. :33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow +^.^ 'Tis nyo sinister :3 nyow nyo >_> awkwawd xDD cwaim, +Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowm-howes >_> of uWu wong-vanyish'd OwO days, +Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ dust >_> of ^.^ owd obwivion ^w^ wak'd, +ÚwÚ He >_> sends you :3 this UwU most UwU memowabwe winye, ^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] +UwU In every branch ^.^ twuwy >_< demonstwative; +^.^ Wiwwing you ^w^ uvwwook :3 this pedigree. +And when you find him ÚwÚ evenwy deriv'd +From his UwU most :33 fam'd >_> of :3 famous ancestors, +>_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, ^.^ he >_< bids you then resign +Your :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ indiwectwy held +From ^w^ him, OwO the ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and OwO twue challenger. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. Ow ewse what follows? +EXETER. Bwoody constraint; uWu fow ^-^ if you hide OwO the :3 cwown +>_< Even in >_> youw hearts, there uWu wiww ^.^ he rake uWu fow it. +OwO Thewefowe in fiewce ^w^ tempest :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ coming, +UwU In thundew ÚwÚ and in eawthquake, >_< wike :3 a :33 Juv, +:33 That ^-^ if >_> wequiwing :33 faiw, ^.^ he uWu wiww compel; +And >_< bids you, in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :3 Wowd, +^w^ Dewivew OwO up OwO the >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU take UwU mewcy +uWu On OwO the UwU poow souws uWu fow xDD whom :3 this x3 hungwy OwO waw +^.^ Opens his vasty :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw head +;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> widows' >_< teaws, OwO the OwO owphans' cries, +The UwU dead xDD men's blood, OwO the >_< pwivy :33 maidens' :3 gwoans, +>_< Fow ;;w;; husbands, ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ wuvws, +:33 That uWu shaww >w< be swawwowed in :3 this ^-^ contwuvwsy. +:3 This :3 is his xDD cwaim, his :3 thweat'nying, ÚwÚ and my x3 message; +>_< Unwess OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< be in :3 pwesence ;;w;; hewe, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ expwesswy I bwing greeting ^w^ too. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of :3 this :33 fuwthew; +>w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you bear ^-^ ouw :33 fuww ^.^ intent +x3 Back ^-^ to ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. >_< Fow OwO the Dauphin: +I ^.^ stand here uWu fow >_> him. What ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom Engwand? +EXETER. Scorn ÚwÚ and :33 defiance, ^w^ swight >w< wegawd, ^w^ contempt, +And ^w^ anything UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot misbecome +The :3 mighty ^-^ sendew, doth ^.^ he UwU pwize you OwO at. +ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my king: OwO an ^-^ if >_> youw >_< fathew's Highness +Do ;;w;; nyot, in gwant >_> of >w< aww demands at large, +x3 Sweeten OwO the :33 bittew xDD mock you x3 sent his uWu Majesty, +He'll caww you ^-^ to OwO so ^.^ hot OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of ^.^ it +:33 That ^.^ caves ÚwÚ and womby vauwtages >_> of Fwance +:33 Shaww ^w^ chide >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn >_> youw xDD mock +UwU In uWu second accent >_> of his uWu owdinyance. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. Say, ^-^ if my fathew render fair return, +^w^ It :3 is x3 against my wiww; uWu fow I desiwe +Nyothing uWu but >_> odds with Engwand. ÚwÚ To UwU that end, +UwU As xDD matching ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and uWu vanyity, +I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent him with OwO the Paris ^-^ bawws. +EXETER. He'll ^-^ make >_> youw Paris x3 Wouvwe >_< shake uWu fow it, +Were ^.^ it OwO the ^w^ mistwess couwt >_> of :3 mighty Europe; +And >w< be assur'd ^w^ you'ww find :3 a difference, +UwU As ^-^ we his uWu subjects ^.^ have in wonder OwO found, +>w< Between OwO the pwomise >_> of his ÚwÚ gweenyew >_< days +And ^.^ these ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO nyow. Nyow ^.^ he weighs UwU time +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost ^.^ gwain; UwU that you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead +UwU In >_> youw >_> own wosses, ^-^ if ^.^ he stay in OwO Fwance. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw :33 mind at :33 fuww. +EXETER. ^w^ Dispatch OwO us with >w< aww uWu speed, west UwU that ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king +Come here ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< deway; +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is footed in :3 this ^.^ wand awweady. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be >_> soon :33 dispatch'd with fair ÚwÚ conditions. +OwO A night :3 is uWu but small >_> bweath ÚwÚ and wittwe :3 pause +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew mattews >_> of :3 this x3 consequence. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. PROLOGUE. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew CHORUS + +CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus with imagin'd x3 wing ^-^ ouw swift scene x3 fwies, +UwU In motion >_> of nyo less OwO cewewity +>w< Than UwU that >_> of OwO thought. Suppose UwU that you ^.^ have uWu seen +The weww-appointed UwU King at ÚwÚ Hampton xDD piew +Embark his royalty; ÚwÚ and his bwave fleet +x3 With silken stweamews OwO the x3 young Phorbus ^w^ fannying. +;;w;; Pway with >_> youw fancies; ÚwÚ and in them >w< behowd +:3 Upon OwO the >_< hempen tackwe ^-^ ship-boys climbing; +>w< Heaw OwO the shrill UwU whistwe ;;w;; which doth owdew ^w^ give +ÚwÚ To x3 sounds >w< confus'd; >w< behowd OwO the xDD thweaden sails, +ÚwÚ Bownye with th' :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cweeping wind, +Draw OwO the huge ÚwÚ bottoms OwO thwough OwO the furrowed >_< sea, +Breasting OwO the lofty suwge. :33 O, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think +You ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the rivage ÚwÚ and >w< behowd +OwO A :33 city uWu on th' ;;w;; inconstant ^-^ biwwows :33 dancing; +>_< Fow OwO so >_> appeaws :3 this fleet majestical, +Holding :3 due ^-^ couwse ^-^ to Harfleur. OwO Fowwow, follow! +>w< Gwappwe >_> youw ^w^ minds ^-^ to sternage >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ nyavy +And xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ Engwand as UwU dead xDD midnyight stiww, +Guawded with ^.^ gwandsiwes, babies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :3 women, +x3 Eithew ÚwÚ past ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwiv'd ^-^ to ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and uWu puissance; +>_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose chin :3 is uWu but :33 enwich'd +x3 With ^-^ onye appeawing >_< haiw UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow +^.^ These ;;w;; cuww'd ÚwÚ and x3 choice-dwawn cavaliers ^-^ to :33 Fwance? +Work, wowk >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein UwU see :3 a ^w^ siege; +ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ordnance uWu on theiw UwU cawwiages, +x3 With :33 fataw OwO mouths >_> gaping uWu on x3 giwded Harfleur. +Suppose th' ambassador ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Fwench comes >w< back; +uWu Tewws Hawwy UwU that OwO the UwU King doth :3 offew him +;;w;; Kathewinye his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew ^-^ to dowwy +uWu Some :33 petty ÚwÚ and unprofitable UwU dukedoms. +The :3 offew wikes not; ÚwÚ and OwO the nimble >_> gunnyew +x3 With uWu winstock :3 nyow OwO the uWu deviwish UwU cannyon touches, +:3 [Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] +And ;;w;; down :33 goes OwO an before ^.^ them. OwO Stiww >w< be kind, +And UwU eke >_< out ^-^ ouw pewfowmance with >_> youw mind. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO Fwance. Before Hawfweuw + +Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, +ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews with :33 scawing-waddews + +^w^ KING. >w< Once ^-^ mowe x3 unto OwO the breach, dear fwiends, UwU once ^-^ mowe; +Ow :33 cwose OwO the x3 waww OwO up with ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU dead. +UwU In xDD peace :33 thewe's nyothing OwO so >_< becomes :3 a man +UwU As modest :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; +But when OwO the bwast >_> of OwO waw uWu bwows in ^-^ ouw eaws, +;;w;; Then imitate OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO the xDD tigew: +>_> Stiffen OwO the sinews, summon OwO up OwO the blood, +:33 Disguise fair ^-^ nyatuwe with >_> hawd-favouw'd ;;w;; wage; +;;w;; Then lend OwO the eye :3 a uWu tewwibwe UwU aspect; +>_> Wet ^.^ it xDD pwy OwO thwough OwO the portage >_> of OwO the head +;;w;; Wike OwO the brass cannon: let OwO the uWu bwow xDD o'ewwhewm ^.^ it +UwU As feawfuwwy as doth :3 a >_< gawwed ^-^ wock +O'erhang ÚwÚ and uWu jutty his :33 confounded base, +^-^ Swiww'd with OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and wastefuw >_< ocean. +Nyow xDD set OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwetch OwO the nyostwiw :3 wide; +Hold ^-^ hawd OwO the breath, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up every spirit +ÚwÚ To his :33 fuww xDD height. uWu On, OwO on, you nyobwest Engwish, +uWu Whose UwU bwood :3 is ÚwÚ fet ^-^ fwom fathews >_> of war-proof- +:3 Fathews UwU that >_< wike OwO so many Awexandews +>_< Have in ^.^ these pawts ^-^ fwom ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww x3 even OwO fought, +And sheath'd theiw >_> swowds uWu fow wack >_> of OwO awgument. +Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> mothews; :3 nyow >w< attest +:33 That x3 those xDD whom you xDD caww'd fathews >_> did ^.^ beget you. +Be >w< copy :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 men >_> of gwossew blood, +And teach them how ^-^ to waw. And you, good ^w^ yeomen, +uWu Whose wimbs ;;w;; wewe :3 made in >_> Engwand, show OwO us here +The mettle >_> of >_> youw pastuwe; let OwO us uWu sweaw +:33 That you awe wowth >_> youw bweeding- ;;w;; which I x3 doubt not; +>_< Fow there :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of you OwO so UwU mean ÚwÚ and base +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 nyobwe >w< wustwe in >_> youw OwO eyes. +I UwU see you ^.^ stand >_< wike greyhounds in OwO the >_< swips, +UwU Stwainying x3 upon OwO the UwU stawt. The ^w^ game's UwU afoot: +Follow >_> youw spirit; ÚwÚ and x3 upon :3 this chawge +OwO Cwy 'God uWu fow ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' +[Exeunt. OwO Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Before Hawfweuw + +x3 Entew ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY + +:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu On, OwO on, OwO on, OwO on, :33 on! ^-^ to OwO the breach, ^-^ to OwO the OwO bweach! +^w^ NYM. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cowpowaw, stay; OwO the :3 knyocks awe xDD too hot, ÚwÚ and uWu fow +>_< minye >_> own part I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU case >_> of >w< wives. The humouw >_> of ^.^ it :3 is xDD too +hot; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy :3 pwain-song >_> of it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The :3 pwain-song :3 is UwU most just; uWu fow uWu humouws ^-^ do abound: + +Knocks >w< go ÚwÚ and x3 come; God's vassals >_> dwop ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; +And >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO shiewd +UwU In bwoody field +^-^ Doth ^.^ win immortal >w< fame. + +>_< BOY. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe in OwO an alehouse in Wondon! I xDD wouid ^w^ give >w< aww my +ÚwÚ fame uWu fow :3 a pot >_> of awe ÚwÚ and xDD safety. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. And :3 I: + +>w< If :3 wishes would :33 pwevaiw with uWu me, +UwU My OwO puwpose shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 faiw with uWu me, +But thithew would I x3 hie. + +>_< BOY. UwU As duly, uWu but ^.^ nyot as truly, +UwU As biwd doth sing uWu on >w< bough. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN + +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the breach, you OwO dogs! +:3 Avaunt, you cuwwions! xDD [Dwiving them forward] +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Be :3 mewcifuw, gweat duke, ^-^ to x3 men >_> of mouwd. +Abate >w< thy wage, abate >w< thy >_< manwy ;;w;; wage; +Abate >w< thy wage, gweat ^.^ duke. +Good ^-^ bawcock, ÚwÚ bate >w< thy xDD wage. ;;w;; Use lenity, ^w^ sweet xDD chuck. +^w^ NYM. ^.^ These >w< be good humours. Your uWu honyouw UwU wins OwO bad humours. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD BOY +>_< BOY. UwU As x3 young as I OwO am, I ^.^ have x3 obsewv'd ^.^ these three swashers. I x3 am +:3 boy ^-^ to them >w< aww thwee; uWu but >w< aww uWu they ^w^ thwee, >w< though uWu they would +sewve uWu me, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be man ^-^ to me; uWu fow >_< indeed three such :3 antics ^-^ do +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. >_< Fow Bardolph, ^.^ he :3 is white-liver'd ÚwÚ and +OwO wed-fac'd; uWu by OwO the :3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a faces ^.^ it out, uWu but xDD fights not. +>_< Fow :33 Pistow, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 tongue ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> quiet swowd; uWu by OwO the +:3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a bweaks uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD whowe weapons. >_< Fow ^.^ Nym, +^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard UwU that x3 men >_> of xDD few uWu wowds awe OwO the :33 best ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe ^.^ he scorns ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; pwayews west UwU 'a shouwd >w< be ^w^ thought +:3 a cowawd; uWu but his xDD few OwO bad uWu wowds awe ^w^ match'd with as xDD few good +UwU deeds; uWu fow UwU 'a never x3 bwoke ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's head uWu but his own, ÚwÚ and UwU that +ÚwÚ was x3 against :3 a OwO post when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was dwunk. ^.^ They uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU anything, +ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it ^-^ puwchase. Bawdowph stole :3 a lute-case, ^-^ bowe ^.^ it twewve +uWu weagues, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd ^.^ it uWu fow three ^.^ hawfpence. uWu Nym ÚwÚ and Bawdowph awe +sworn bwothews in filching, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ Cawais uWu they stole :3 a +UwU fiwe-shuvw; I knew uWu by UwU that piece >_> of service OwO the x3 men would carry +>_> coaws. ^.^ They would ^.^ have me as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with xDD men's ;;w;; pockets as theiw +;;w;; gwuvs ^w^ ow theiw handkerchers; ;;w;; which makes >w< much x3 against my +manhood, ^-^ if I shouwd UwU take ^-^ fwom x3 anyothew's ;;w;; pocket ^-^ to >w< put OwO into mine; +uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; pwain UwU pocketing OwO up >_> of wwongs. I >w< must xDD weave them ÚwÚ and +>w< seek >w< some better ^-^ sewvice; theiw viwwainy :33 goes x3 against my uWu weak +>w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I >w< must UwU cast ^.^ it :33 up. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew FLUELLEN, :3 GOWEW following + +UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, you >w< must come ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; OwO the +UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew would speak with you. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ minyes! >_> Teww you OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so good ^-^ to come +^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the xDD minyes :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the +^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the waw; OwO the ^.^ concavities >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot sufficient. +>_< Fow, ÚwÚ wook you, th' :33 athvewsawy- you ^-^ may x3 discuss x3 unto OwO the Duke, +ÚwÚ wook :3 you- :3 is uWu digt ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fouw x3 yawd uWu undew OwO the countewminyes; uWu by +Cheshu, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a uWu wiww uWu pwow OwO up aww, ^-^ if there :3 is ^.^ nyot better +>_< diwections. +UwU GOWEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ to xDD whom OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^w^ siege :3 is +uWu given, :3 is ^-^ awtogethew >_< diwected uWu by OwO an ;;w;; Iwishman- :3 a vewy >w< vawwant +;;w;; gentweman, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is x3 Captain Macmorris, :3 is ^.^ it not? +UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it UwU be. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By Cheshu, ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, as in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: I uWu wiww :33 vewify +as >w< much in his ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe directions in OwO the OwO twue +^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of OwO the Woman x3 discipwinyes, than +:3 is :3 a OwO puppy-dog. + +x3 Entew OwO MACMOWWIS ÚwÚ and uWu CAPTAIN JAMY + +UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a >w< comes; ÚwÚ and OwO the Scots captain, x3 Captain >_< Jamy, with +>_> him. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain ;;w;; Jamy :3 is :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous xDD fawowous ;;w;; gentweman, UwU that :3 is +^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ and knowledge in th' :33 aunchient +^w^ waws, x3 upon my pawticuwaw knowledge >_> of his >_< diwections. By Cheshu, +^.^ he uWu wiww maintain his awgument as ;;w;; weww as ^-^ any miwitawy man in OwO the +UwU wowwd, in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the pwistinye wars >_> of OwO the Romans. +>w< JAMY. I uWu say ÚwÚ gud day, x3 Captain >_> Fwuewwen. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, good x3 Captain ^w^ James. +UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain ;;w;; Macmowwis! >_< Have you ;;w;; quit OwO the minyes? >_< Have +OwO the UwU pionyeews >w< given o'er? +^-^ MACMOWWIS. By Chwish, wa, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! The wowk ish ^w^ give over, +OwO the ;;w;; twompet :33 sound OwO the ^.^ wetweat. By my ;;w;; hand, I sweaw, ÚwÚ and my +>_< fathew's >_> souw, OwO the wowk ish i-iww done; ^.^ it ish ^w^ give :33 uvw; I would +^.^ have uWu bwowed OwO up OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, wa, in OwO an hour. :33 O, +uWu tish i-iww >_< donye, uWu tish i-iww done; uWu by my ;;w;; hand, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I uWu beseech you nyow, uWu wiww you >_< voutsafe +uWu me, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 a xDD few ^-^ disputations with you, as pawtwy ^w^ touching ^w^ ow +^w^ concewnying OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the war, OwO the Woman ^w^ waws, in OwO the uWu way +>_> of ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and fwiendwy ^.^ communyication; pawtwy ^-^ to +xDD satisfy my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu fow OwO the satisfaction, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of +my UwU mind, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 diwection >_> of OwO the miwitawy discipwinye, +UwU that :3 is OwO the point. +>w< JAMY. ^w^ It ;;w;; saww >w< be vary gud, ÚwÚ gud feith, ÚwÚ gud ^.^ captains ^w^ bath; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; saww +;;w;; quit you with ÚwÚ gud leve, as I ^-^ may OwO pick ÚwÚ occasion; UwU that ;;w;; saww OwO I, +uWu mawwy. +^-^ MACMOWWIS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to discouwse, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save >_> me. The :3 day +:3 is hot, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD weathew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and OwO the +xDD Dukes; ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ discouwse. The ^-^ town :3 is ^.^ beseech'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the +twumpet caww OwO us ^-^ to OwO the breach; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we talk :3 and, >w< be Chwish, ^-^ do +nothing. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ shame uWu fow OwO us aww, OwO so :3 God xDD sa' uWu me, 'tis ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to +^.^ stand still; ^.^ it :3 is shame, uWu by my >w< hand; ÚwÚ and there :3 is throats ^-^ to >w< be +cut, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wowks ^-^ to >w< be done; ÚwÚ and there ish nyothing >_< donye, OwO so ^-^ Chwish +xDD sa' uWu me, wa. +>w< JAMY. By OwO the OwO mess, ewe xDD theise eyes >_> of >_< minye UwU take themsewves ^-^ to +>_< swombew, ay'ww ^.^ de ÚwÚ gud UwU sewvice, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ wig >w< i' th' grund uWu fow xDD it; +^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >w< go ^-^ to :33 death. And I'll ^w^ pay't as xDD vawowouswy as I >w< may, UwU that +;;w;; saww I >_> suewwy uWu do, UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu bweff ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. x3 Mawwy, I ^.^ wad +:33 fuww fain heard >w< some xDD question ^w^ 'tween you xDD tway. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I xDD think, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu undew >_> youw +cowwection, there :3 is ^.^ nyot many >_> of >_> youw :33 nyation- +^-^ MACMOWWIS. x3 Of my nyation? What ish my nyation? >_< Ish :3 a viwwain, ÚwÚ and :3 a +UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wascaw. What ish my nyation? OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks +>_> of my nyation? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Wook you, ^-^ if you UwU take OwO the matter otherwise than :3 is >w< meant, +x3 Captain Macmorris, peradventure I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me +with UwU that affabiwity as in >_< discwetion you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ;;w;; use uWu me, ÚwÚ wook +OwO you; being as good :3 a man as OwO youwsewf, uWu both in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of +OwO waw ÚwÚ and in OwO the derivation >_> of my birth, ÚwÚ and in uWu othew +pawticuwawities. +^-^ MACMOWWIS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you OwO so good :3 a man as mysewf; OwO so +^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off >_> youw head. +UwU GOWEW. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, you uWu wiww >_> mistake OwO each other. +>w< JAMY. Ah! that's :3 a ;;w;; fouw fault. ;;w;; [A UwU pawwey ^w^ sounded] +UwU GOWEW. The ^-^ town x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, when there :3 is ^-^ mowe better opportunity +^-^ to >w< be wequiwed, ÚwÚ wook you, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to tell you I xDD knyow +OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of waw; ÚwÚ and there :3 is OwO an OwO end. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Hawfweuw + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and >w< some xDD citizens uWu on OwO the walls. x3 Entew OwO the KING +ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain before OwO the ^w^ gates + +KING HENRY. OwO How ÚwÚ yet wesowves OwO the :33 Guvwnyow >_> of OwO the :33 town? +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest ^.^ pawwe ^-^ we uWu wiww admit; +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU mewcy ^w^ give youwsewves +Or, >_< wike ^-^ to x3 men >_> pwoud >_> of destwuction, +xDD Defy OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD wowst; for, as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, +OwO A name UwU that in my >_> thoughts >_< becomes me best, +>w< If I begin OwO the batt'ry UwU once uWu again, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave OwO the >_> hawf-achieved Hawfweuw +;;w;; Tiww in xDD hew ashes ^.^ she lie buwied. +The ^w^ gates >_> of UwU mewcy uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww OwO shut uWu up, +And OwO the flesh'd ^-^ sowdiew, xDD wough ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd >_> of xDD heawt, +UwU In ;;w;; wibewty >_> of bwoody hand uWu shaww ^.^ wange +x3 With ;;w;; conscience ^-^ wide as >_< heww, mowing >_< wike :3 gwass +Your ^.^ fwesh fair :33 viwgins ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwow'wing ^-^ infants. +What :3 is ^.^ it then ^-^ to me ^-^ if ;;w;; impious war, +^w^ Awway'd in >_< fwames, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the pwince >_> of >_> fiends, +uWu Do, with his smiwch'd :3 compwexion, >w< aww feww feats +>w< Enwink'd ^-^ to ^.^ waste ÚwÚ and >w< desowation? +What :3 is't ^-^ to me when you youwsewves awe ^-^ cause, +>w< If >_> youw ÚwÚ puwe :3 maidens ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the hand +x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :3 fowcing ^.^ viowation? +What rein can howd ÚwÚ wicentious wickednyes +When ;;w;; down OwO the hiww ^.^ he howds his fiewce career? +We ^-^ may as :33 bootwess uWu spend ^-^ ouw vain xDD command +:3 Upon th' ÚwÚ enwaged xDD sowdiews in theiw ^w^ spoiw, +UwU As ^-^ send OwO pwecepts ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Weviathan +ÚwÚ To come ashore. :33 Thewefowe, you x3 men >_> of Harfleur, +;;w;; Take ^-^ pity >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe +ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet my xDD sowdiews awe in my >_< command; +ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the cool ÚwÚ and uWu tempewate ^.^ wind >_> of OwO gwace +O'ewbwows OwO the fiwthy ÚwÚ and xDD contagious clouds +x3 Of heady muwdew, ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. +>w< If nyot- >_> why, in :3 a ;;w;; moment ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see +The uWu bwind ÚwÚ and bwoody with ;;w;; fouw hand +Defile OwO the wocks >_> of >_> youw shwiww-shwieking daughters; +Your fathews :3 taken uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew beawds, +And theiw UwU most OwO wevewend :3 heads ;;w;; dash'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ wawws; +Your ^.^ nyaked OwO infants uWu spitted x3 upon x3 pikes, +ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the mad mothers with theiw ^.^ howws xDD confus'd +Do >_< bweak OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as >_> did OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of Jewwy +^.^ At ÚwÚ Hewod's >_> bwoody-hunting ^w^ swaughtewmen. +What uWu say you? uWu Wiww you yield, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU avoid? +Or, OwO guiwty in uWu defence, >w< be ;;w;; thus destwoy'd? +x3 GOVEWNyOW. Our x3 expectation ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day OwO an x3 end: +The ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD whom >_> of succours ^-^ we >_> entweated, +Returns OwO us UwU that his >w< powews awe ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ready +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a ^-^ siege. :33 Thewefowe, gweat ;;w;; King, +We ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ soft uWu mewcy. +x3 Entew ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates; >_< dispose >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and ouws; +>_< Fow ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wongew awe :3 defensibwe. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw xDD gates. xDD [Exit GOVERNOR] ^w^ Come, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, +uWu Go you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew uWu Hawfweuw; there ÚwÚ wemain, +And fortify ^.^ it stwongwy >w< 'gainst OwO the French; +;;w;; Use UwU mewcy ^-^ to them all. >_< Fow >w< us, dear uncwe, +The winter UwU coming OwO on, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ;;w;; gwowing +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw soldiers, ^-^ we uWu wiww retire ^-^ to >w< Cawais. +To-nyight in Hawfweuw uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be >_> youw >_< guest; +>w< To-mowwow uWu fow OwO the mawch awe ^-^ we x3 addwest. +[Flourish. The KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wouen. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ^-^ KATHEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE + +KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ Awice, tu as >w< ete >w< en >_< Angwetewwe, xDD et tu uWu pawwes >w< bien ^-^ we +uWu wangage. +ALICE. OwO Un peu, ;;w;; madame. +KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je te >_< pwie, m'enseignyez; UwU iw faut OwO que :3 j'appwennye :3 a +parler. Comment ^.^ appewez-vous uWu wa x3 main >w< en >w< Angwais? +ALICE. x3 Wa >_> main? OwO Ewwe >_< est :3 appewee ^.^ de hand. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De hand. Et ^w^ wes xDD doigts? +ALICE. >_< Wes xDD doigts? UwU Ma foi, :33 j'oubwie ^w^ wes doigts; ;;w;; mais x3 je me +souviendrai. >_< Wes xDD doigts? ^.^ Je OwO pense qu'iws ^.^ sont appeles ^.^ de ÚwÚ fingwes; +xDD oui, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. +KATHEWINyE. x3 Wa :33 main, ^.^ de >w< hand; ^w^ wes OwO doigts, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que +x3 je >w< suis ^-^ we bon OwO ecowiew; ^.^ j'ai :33 gagnye ^-^ deux :3 mots :33 d'Angwais ^-^ vitement. +Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^w^ wes ongwes? +ALICE. >_< Wes ongwes? Nyous ^w^ wes appelons ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De >_> nyaiws. OwO Ecoutez; dites-moi xDD si x3 je ^.^ pawwe ^.^ bien: ^.^ de ;;w;; hand, +^.^ de fingres, xDD et ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. +ALICE. ;;w;; C'est >w< bien UwU dit, madame; UwU iw >_< est :33 fowt bon OwO Angwais. +KATHEWINyE. uWu Dites-moi xDD w'Angwais pouw ^-^ we OwO bwas. +ALICE. ^-^ De arm, ;;w;; madame. +KATHEWINyE. Et ^-^ we x3 coude? +ALICE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. +KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. ^.^ Je >_> m'en >_> fais uWu wa x3 wepetition ^.^ de ^-^ tous ^w^ wes :3 mots OwO que +^.^ vous ÚwÚ m'avez appris x3 des :3 a pwesent. +ALICE. ÚwÚ Iw >_< est twop >_> difficiwe, OwO madame, comme x3 je ^-^ pense. +KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; Excusez-moi, >w< Awice; xDD ecoutez: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de +:3 nyaiws, x3 d'awma, ^.^ de biwbow. +ALICE. :33 D'ewbow, ;;w;; madame. +KATHEWINyE. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw ^-^ Dieu, x3 je >_> m'en oubwie! ÚwÚ D'ewbow. +Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we cow? +ALICE. ^-^ De nick, ;;w;; madame. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De xDD nyick. Et ^-^ we menton? +ALICE. ^-^ De chin. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De UwU sin. We >w< cow, ^.^ de nick; ^-^ we :3 menton, ^.^ de UwU sin. +ALICE. ^w^ Oui. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, >w< en OwO vewite, ^.^ vous UwU pwonyoncez ^w^ wes :3 mots +UwU aussi xDD dwoit OwO que ^w^ wes nyatifs d'Angwetewwe. +KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je ÚwÚ nye >_< doute point >_> d'appwendwe, :33 paw uWu wa OwO gwace ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, xDD et +>w< en x3 peu ^.^ de temps. +ALICE. >w< N'avez-vous pas >w< deja oublie ce OwO que x3 je ^.^ vous ÚwÚ ai enseignye? +KATHEWINyE. Non, x3 je >_< wecitewai :3 a ^.^ vous >_< pwomptement: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, +^.^ de mails- +ALICE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; madame. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ^.^ de arm, ^.^ de ilbow. +ALICE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, UwU d'ewbow. +KATHEWINyE. Ainsi dis-je; d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, xDD et ^.^ de UwU sin. Comment +^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we :33 pied xDD et uWu wa xDD wobe? +ALICE. We ^.^ foot, madame; xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. +KATHEWINyE. We foot xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! ^w^ iws ^.^ sont :3 mots ^.^ de +:3 son ^-^ mauvais, corruptible, gwos, xDD et impudique, xDD et nyon pouw ^w^ wes +;;w;; dames d'honnyeuw UwU d'usew: x3 je ÚwÚ nye ^-^ voudwais >_> pwonyoncew ces :3 mots devant +^w^ wes seigneurs ^.^ de Fwance pouw x3 tout ^-^ we monde. uWu Foh! ^-^ we foot xDD et ^-^ we +ÚwÚ count! Neanmoins, x3 je >_< wecitewai unye autre fois ma ^-^ wecon ensemble: +d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; d'awm, d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, ^.^ de uWu sin, ^.^ de +^.^ foot, ^-^ we OwO count. +ALICE. ^w^ Excewwent, >_< madame! +KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; C'est assez pouw unye ^-^ fois: x3 awwons-nyous :3 a diner. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, +OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd OwO the >_> wivew >w< Somme. +CONSTABWE. And ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought ^-^ withaw, my lord, +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot live in xDD Fwance; let OwO us ;;w;; quit >_> an, +And ^w^ give ^-^ ouw >_< vinyeyawds ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ bawbawous :33 peopwe. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O Dieu ^w^ vivant! :33 Shaww :3 a xDD few x3 spways >_> of >w< us, +The emptying >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ fathews' luxury, +Our UwU scions, >w< put in wiwd ÚwÚ and savage OwO stock, +uWu Spiwt OwO up OwO so :33 suddenwy OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, +And ^w^ uvwwook theiw grafters? +OwO BWITAINyE. ;;w;; Nyowmans, uWu but xDD bastawd ;;w;; Nyowmans, ^-^ Nyowman bastards! +xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! ^-^ if uWu they mawch ÚwÚ awong +UwU Unfought ^-^ withaw, uWu but I uWu wiww ;;w;; seww my :33 dukedom +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a slobb'ry ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 diwty ^.^ fawm +UwU In UwU that nyook-shotten >_> iswe >_> of x3 Awbion. +CONSTABWE. Dieu ^.^ de x3 bataiwwes! xDD whewe ^.^ have uWu they :3 this mettle? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot theiw >_> cwimate foggy, raw, ÚwÚ and duww; +uWu On whom, as in >_> despite, OwO the >_< sun looks pawe, +xDD Kiwwing theiw fwuit with fwowns? ^w^ Can sodden ^w^ watew, +OwO A ^-^ dwench uWu fow :3 suw-wein'd :3 jades, theiw :3 bawwey-bwoth, +Decoct theiw x3 cowd UwU bwood ^-^ to such ÚwÚ vawiant heat? +And uWu shaww ^-^ ouw uWu quick blood, >_> spiwited with winye, +xDD Seem >_< fwosty? :33 O, uWu fow uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> hang >_< wike woping >_> icicwes +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< houses' thatch, whiwes :3 a ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwosty ^w^ peopwe +uWu Sweat ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 gawwant xDD youth in ^-^ ouw rich ^-^ fiewds- +OwO Poow ^-^ we caww them in theiw ÚwÚ nyative UwU wowds! +;;w;; DAUPHIN. By :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, +Our >w< madams xDD mock at OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwainwy uWu say +Our mettle :3 is bwed out, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ give +Their OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the wust >_> of Engwish xDD youth +ÚwÚ To :33 nyew-stowe Fwance with xDD bastawd x3 wawwiows. +OwO BWITAINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Engwish dancing-schools +And teach >w< wavowtas UwU high ÚwÚ and swift corantos, +uWu Saying ^-^ ouw OwO gwace :3 is only in ^-^ ouw ^.^ heews +And UwU that ^-^ we awe UwU most lofty x3 wunyaways. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< Montjoy OwO the hewawd? Speed him >_> hence; +>_> Wet him gweet ^.^ Engwand with ^-^ ouw shawp ^w^ defiance. +ÚwÚ Up, OwO Pwinces, :3 and, with spirit >_> of uWu honyouw uWu edged +Mowe ;;w;; shawpew than >_> youw uWu swowds, UwU hie ^-^ to OwO the fiewd: +Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; +You :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and >_> of ;;w;; Bewwi, +Awengon, Bwabant, >_< Baw, ÚwÚ and Burgundy; +>w< Jaques >_> Chatiwwon, Rambures, Vaudemont, +uWu Beaumont, ;;w;; Gwandpwe, Roussi, ÚwÚ and :3 Fauconbwidge, +:3 Foix, Lestrake, Bouciquawt, ÚwÚ and Charolois; +High ;;w;; dukes, gweat princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and knights, +>_< Fow >_> youw gweat >_< seats :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you >_> of gweat x3 shames. +Baw Hawwy >_> Engwand, UwU that sweeps OwO thwough ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand +x3 With pennyons ^w^ painted in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Harfleur. +^-^ Wush uWu on his host as doth OwO the uWu mewted snyow +:3 Upon OwO the :3 vawweys, uWu whose low vassaw x3 seat +The Awps doth UwU spit ÚwÚ and UwU void his rheum ^w^ upon; +uWu Go ;;w;; down x3 upon ^w^ him, you ^.^ have power enyough, +And in :3 a :33 captive ^w^ chawiot OwO into OwO Wouen +>_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw xDD pwisonyew. +CONSTABWE. :3 This >_< becomes OwO the ÚwÚ gweat. +>_> Sowwy x3 am I his ÚwÚ nyumbews awe OwO so few, +His xDD sowdiews uWu sick ÚwÚ and famish'd in theiw >_< mawch; +>_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, when ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see ^-^ ouw awmy, +He'll >_> dwop his OwO heawt OwO into OwO the sink >_> of feaw, +And uWu fow achievement :3 offew OwO us his uWu wansom. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Thewefowe, Wowd :33 Constabwe, haste uWu on :33 Montjoy, +And let him uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ send +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow what willing >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< give. +Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, you uWu shaww stay with OwO us in Wouen. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 Nyot so, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Majesty. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. Be :3 patient, uWu fow you uWu shaww >_< wemain with ÚwÚ us. +Nyow >w< fowth, Wowd >w< Constabwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Pwinces aww, +And >_> quickwy bwing OwO us >_> wowd >_> of England's OwO faww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +The Engwish ^-^ camp in Picardy + +x3 Entew ^w^ CAPTAINS, Engwish ÚwÚ and Welsh, :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN + +UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain Fluellen! Come you ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I assuwe you there :3 is vewy excellent services committed +at OwO the :3 bwidge. +UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew xDD safe? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is as ^.^ magnyanyimous as :3 Agamemnyon; ÚwÚ and :3 a +man UwU that I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw with my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and my +duty, ÚwÚ and my live, ÚwÚ and my living, ÚwÚ and my xDD uttewmost >_> powew. ÚwÚ He :3 is +nyot- :3 God >w< be praised ÚwÚ and blessed!- ^-^ any hurt in OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu but +>_< keeps OwO the >_> bwidge UwU most valiantly, with excellent >w< discipwinye. Thewe +:3 is OwO an :33 aunchient :3 Wieutenyant there at OwO the bridge- I ÚwÚ think in my +vewy ;;w;; conscience ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant :3 a man as >_< Mawk Antony; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is +man >_> of nyo x3 estimation in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but I >_> did UwU see him ^-^ do as +x3 gawwant uWu sewvice. +UwU GOWEW. What ^-^ do you caww OwO him? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. +UwU GOWEW. I xDD knyow him not. + +x3 Entew PISTOW + +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the xDD man. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Captain, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech ^-^ to ^-^ do me favours. +The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew doth love ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, I UwU pwaise ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^-^ mewited >w< some love at his +hands. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Bardolph, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_> of xDD heawt, +And >_> of OwO buxom valour, ;;w;; hath uWu by x3 cwuew >w< fate +And x3 giddy Fowtunye's ^-^ fuwious OwO fickwe wheew, +:33 That :3 goddess :3 bwind, +:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the wowwing ^.^ westwess stonye- +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By >_> youw >_> patience, >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. >_> Fowtunye :3 is ^w^ painted +:3 bwind, with :3 a muffler afore xDD hew >_> eyes, ^-^ to signify ^-^ to you UwU that +>_> Fowtunye :3 is blind; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ painted ÚwÚ awso with :3 a wheew, ^-^ to +signify ^-^ to you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of it, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >w< tuwnying, +ÚwÚ and >w< inconstant, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mutabiwity, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawiation; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ wook +you, :3 is uWu fixed x3 upon :3 a :33 sphewicaw ^.^ stonye, ;;w;; which wowws, ÚwÚ and wowws, ÚwÚ and +wowws. UwU In good truth, OwO the :3 poet makes :3 a UwU most excellent ;;w;; descwiption +>_> of OwO it: >_> Fowtunye :3 is OwO an excellent >w< mowaw. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Fowtunye :3 is >w< Bawdowph's OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns uWu on him; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath stow'n :3 a uWu pax, ÚwÚ and OwO hanged >w< must UwU 'a be- +OwO A damned >_< death! +>_> Wet >_> gawwows gape uWu fow ^.^ dog; let man >w< go ^.^ fwee, +And let ^.^ nyot hemp his >_> windpipe suffocate. +But ^w^ Exetew ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO the :33 doom >_> of death +>_< Fow OwO pax >_> of wittwe ^.^ pwice. +:33 Thewefowe, >w< go UwU speak- OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww hear >w< thy ^.^ voice; +And let ^.^ nyot >w< Bawdowph's uWu vitaw thwead >w< be ÚwÚ cut +x3 With >_> edge >_> of OwO penny x3 cowd ÚwÚ and :3 viwe reproach. +xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu fow his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ thee requite. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >_< Aunchient :33 Pistow, I ^-^ do pawtwy undewstand >_> youw meaning. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Why then, uWu wejoice thewefowe. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :3 Cewtainwy, ^.^ Aunchient, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice at; +uWu fow ^.^ if, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my :33 bwothew, I would desiwe OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to +;;w;; use his good pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to x3 execution; uWu fow UwU discipwinye +ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be :3 used. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ damn'd! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; figo uWu fow >w< thy fwiendship! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The fig >_> of >w< Spain! Exit +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Very :33 good. +UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >w< countewfeit :33 wascaw; I wemembew him +>w< nyow- :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a cutpurse. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I'll assuwe you, UwU 'a UwU utt'wed as ^-^ pwave uWu wowds at OwO the >_> pwidge +as you uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. But ^.^ it :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww; what ^.^ he +>_> has xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 is well, I ;;w;; wawwant you, when UwU time :3 is uWu sewve. +UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a >_< guww :3 a OwO foow :3 a wogue, UwU that :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then :33 goes ^-^ to +OwO the wars ^-^ to OwO gwace himself, at his xDD wetuwn OwO into London, uWu undew OwO the +fowm >_> of :3 a sowdiew. And such xDD fewwows awe pewfect in OwO the gweat +commanders' ÚwÚ nyames; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww learn you uWu by rote xDD whewe services +;;w;; wewe donye- at such ÚwÚ and such :3 a >_> sconce, at such :3 a breach, at such :3 a +x3 convoy; ^-^ who came x3 off bwavewy, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was shot, ^-^ who >_> disgwac'd, what +>_> tewms OwO the enemy ÚwÚ stood OwO on; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu they UwU con xDD pewfectwy in OwO the +^.^ phwase >_> of war, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD twick OwO up with :3 nyew-tunyed :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and what +:3 a beard >_> of OwO the >_< Genyewaw's ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and :3 a horrid suit >_> of OwO the ^-^ camp uWu wiww +^-^ do UwU among OwO foaming xDD bottwes ÚwÚ and ale-wash'd xDD wits :3 is OwO wondewfuw ^-^ to >w< be +^w^ thought x3 on. But you >w< must learn ^-^ to xDD knyow such swandews >_> of OwO the ^-^ age, +^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ may >w< be mawvewwouswy OwO mistook. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I tell you what, x3 Captain >w< Gowew, I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot +OwO the man UwU that ^.^ he would UwU gwadwy ^-^ make show ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ he >_> is; ^-^ if I +find :3 a hole in his :3 coat I uWu wiww tell him my mind. [Drum ^w^ within] +UwU Hawk you, OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU coming; ÚwÚ and I >w< must speak with him ^-^ fwom OwO the +pwidge. + +>_> Dwum ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his UwU poow soldiers, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +:3 God pless >_> youw >w< Majesty! +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, Fluellen! >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew >_> has vewy +gallantly maintain'd OwO the :3 pwidge; OwO the xDD Fwench :3 is gonye OwO off, ÚwÚ wook +you, ÚwÚ and there :3 is x3 gawwant ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ pwave UwU passages. x3 Mawwy, th' +>_< athvewsawy ÚwÚ was ^.^ have UwU possession >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ enfowced +^-^ to x3 wetiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; I can +tell >_> youw uWu Majesty OwO the UwU Duke :3 is :3 a ^-^ pwave xDD man. +KING HENRY. What x3 men ^.^ have you lost, Fluellen! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The x3 pewdition >_> of th' >_< athvewsawy ;;w;; hath >_< been vewy >_> gweat, +ÚwÚ weasonyabwe OwO gweat; >w< mawwy, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath lost +never :3 a man, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed uWu fow wobbing :3 a +>_> chuwch- ^-^ onye Bardolph, ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesty xDD knyow OwO the >w< man; his ;;w;; face :3 is +>w< aww bubukles, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewks, ÚwÚ and knobs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames o' uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and his +lips uWu bwows at his nyose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO coaw >_> of fire, ^.^ sometimes +plue ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO wed; uWu but his nyose :3 is ^w^ executed ÚwÚ and his OwO fiwe's +>_< out. +KING HENRY. We would ^.^ have >w< aww such offendews OwO so ÚwÚ cut UwU off. And ^-^ we +^w^ give express chawge UwU that in ^-^ ouw marches OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; countwy there +>w< be nyothing xDD compeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO viwwages, nyothing :3 taken uWu but ÚwÚ paid +for, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench upbraided ^w^ ow UwU abused in disdainful +wanguage; uWu fow when lenity ÚwÚ and cruelty xDD pway uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom OwO the +>_< gentwew :3 gamestew :3 is OwO the soonest winner. + +>w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY + +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. You xDD knyow me uWu by my ÚwÚ habit. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, I xDD knyow thee; what uWu shaww I xDD knyow >_> of OwO thee? +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. UwU My >_< mastew's mind. +KING HENRY. Unfold it. +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my xDD king. Say :3 thou ^-^ to Hawwy >_> of England: ^-^ Though ^-^ we +>w< seem'd UwU dead ^-^ we >_> did uWu but sleep; ^w^ advantage :3 is :3 a better sowdiew than +:33 washnyess. >_> Teww him ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ have rebuk'd him at Harfleur, uWu but +UwU that ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to >_< bwuise OwO an uWu injuwy ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :33 fuww +wipe. Nyow ^-^ we speak x3 upon ^-^ ouw cue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< voice :3 is >_< impewiaw: +^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ wepent his folly, UwU see his weakness, ÚwÚ and admire ^-^ ouw +uWu suffewance. UwU Bid him OwO thewefowe consider >_> of his wansom, ;;w;; which >w< must +x3 pwopowtion OwO the ÚwÚ wosses ^-^ we ^.^ have bownye, OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ we ^.^ have lost, +OwO the >w< disgwace ^-^ we ^.^ have digested; which, in OwO weight ^-^ to we-answew, his +uWu pettinyess would bow undew. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wosses his exchequew :3 is xDD too +>_< poow; uWu fow th' uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, OwO the uWu mustew >_> of his :3 kingdom +xDD too ^.^ faint :3 a :33 nyumbew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU disgwace, his >_> own person UwU knyeewing +at ^-^ ouw :3 feet uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess ÚwÚ satisfaction. ÚwÚ To :3 this ÚwÚ add +>_< defiance; ÚwÚ and tell ^w^ him, uWu fow ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath betrayed his +xDD fowwowews, uWu whose ÚwÚ condemnyation :3 is pwonyounc'd. ^w^ So :3 faw my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and +master; OwO so >w< much my :33 office. +KING HENRY. What :3 is >w< thy name? I xDD knyow >w< thy quality. +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. Montjoy. +KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost >w< thy >w< office fairly. OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, +And tell >w< thy ;;w;; king I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek him nyow, +But :33 couwd >w< be willing ^-^ to mawch uWu on ^-^ to ^w^ Cawais +Without OwO impeachment; for, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the ^w^ sooth- +^-^ Though 'tis nyo OwO wisdom ^-^ to x3 confess OwO so >w< much +^.^ Unto OwO an enemy >_> of >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ vantage- +UwU My ^w^ peopwe awe with sicknyess >w< much ;;w;; enfeebwed; +UwU My ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO wessen'd; ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD few I ^.^ have +>w< Awmost nyo better than OwO so many French; +OwO Who when uWu they ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ heawth, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 hewawd, +I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ onye paiw >_> of Engwish >w< wegs +OwO Did mawch three ^.^ Fwenchmen. >_> Yet forgive uWu me, God, +:33 That I ^-^ do brag ;;w;; thus; :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ aiw >_> of Fwance +;;w;; Hath xDD bwown UwU that OwO vice in me; I >w< must xDD wepent. +Go, ^.^ thewefowe, tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew here I ^.^ am; +UwU My >_< wansom :3 is :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess uWu twunk; +UwU My ;;w;; awmy uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and sickly OwO guawd; +xDD Yet, :3 God OwO befowe, tell him ^-^ we uWu wiww come OwO on, +^-^ Though Fwance ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and such another UwU nyeighbouw +Stand in ^-^ ouw way. There's uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, Montjoy. +Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; weww :33 advise :3 himsewf. +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ may pass, ^-^ we wiww; ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be hind'wed, +We uWu shaww >_> youw uWu tawny gwound with >_> youw wed UwU bwood +:3 Discowouw; ÚwÚ and so, :33 Montjoy, fare you :33 weww. +The sum >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ answew :3 is uWu but :33 this: +We would ^.^ nyot >w< seek :3 a ^-^ battwe as ^-^ we ;;w;; awe; +Nyow as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 shun it. +^w^ So tell >_> youw mastew. +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Exit +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come x3 upon OwO us OwO nyow. +KING HENRY. We awe in God's ;;w;; hand, :33 bwothew, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; theiws. +ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to OwO the bwidge, ^.^ it :3 nyow dwaws towawd >_< nyight; +Beyond OwO the >_> wivew ^w^ we'ww xDD encamp >w< ouwsewves, +And uWu on to-morrow ;;w;; bid them mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Agincouwt + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the LORD RAMBURES, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ORLEANS, +OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, with ÚwÚ othews + +CONSTABWE. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have OwO the :33 best xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the world. +Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! +>w< OWWEANS. You ^.^ have OwO an excellent armour; uWu but let my horse ^.^ have his +due. +CONSTABWE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the :33 best horse >_> of Euwope. +>w< OWWEANS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it never >w< be morning? +;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and my Wowd High :33 Constabwe, you talk >_> of +horse ÚwÚ and >_< awmouw? +>w< OWWEANS. You awe as ;;w;; weww provided >_> of uWu both as ^-^ any pwince in OwO the +world. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. What :3 a wong night :3 is x3 this! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change my horse with +^-^ any UwU that :33 tweads uWu but uWu on ;;w;; fouw pasterns. Ca, ^-^ ha! ^.^ he ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ fwom OwO the +:3 eawth as ^-^ if his entrails ;;w;; wewe hairs; ^-^ we chevaw volant, OwO the +UwU Pegasus, ÚwÚ chez ^w^ wes ;;w;; nyawinyes ^.^ de ^.^ feu! When I :33 bestwide him I ^w^ soaw, I +x3 am :3 a ^-^ hawk. ÚwÚ He trots OwO the air; OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; sings when ^.^ he UwU touches xDD it; +OwO the ÚwÚ basest ^w^ hown >_> of his ÚwÚ hoof :3 is ^-^ mowe >_< musicaw than OwO the pipe >_> of +>w< Hewmes. +>w< OWWEANS. >w< He's >_> of OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the ^w^ nyutmeg. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. And >_> of OwO the heat >_> of OwO the >_< gingew. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a beast uWu fow Pewseus: +^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 duww >_< ewements >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew +never :3 appeaw in ^w^ him, uWu but only in uWu patient :3 stiwwnyess >_< whiwe his +>_< widew ^.^ mounts him; ^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed :3 a OwO howse, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu othew UwU jades you +^-^ may caww beasts. +CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most absowute ÚwÚ and excellent +ÚwÚ howse. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the pwince >_> of pawfweys; his nyeigh :3 is >_< wike OwO the +>_> bidding >_> of :3 a >_> monyawch, ÚwÚ and his countenance enforces OwO homage. +>w< OWWEANS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, >w< cousin. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the man ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ wit UwU that :33 cannyot, ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wising >_> of +OwO the lark ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >_> of OwO the ^w^ wamb, vary >w< desewved UwU pwaise uWu on my +UwU pawfwey. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> theme as ÚwÚ fwuent as OwO the xDD sea: xDD tuwn OwO the sands OwO into +eloquent OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and my horse :3 is awgument uWu fow them ÚwÚ aww: 'tis :3 a +:33 subject uWu fow :3 a x3 suvweign ^-^ to reason OwO on, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_< suvweign's +x3 suvweign ^-^ to ride OwO on; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the xDD wowwd- ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ unknyown- ^-^ to uWu way >_> apawt theiw pawticuwaw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and wonder at +>_> him. I UwU once :3 wwit :3 a sonnet in his UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< began ^.^ thus: 'Wonder +>_> of ÚwÚ nyatuwe'- +>w< OWWEANS. I ^.^ have heard :3 a sonnet begin OwO so ^-^ to >_> onye's OwO mistwess. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Then >_> did uWu they imitate UwU that ;;w;; which I :33 compos'd ^-^ to my ^.^ couwsew; +uWu fow my horse :3 is my OwO mistwess. +>w< OWWEANS. Your ^w^ mistwess uWu beaws :33 weww. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. >w< Me ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU pwescwipt UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a +good ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw OwO mistwess. +CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow methought yesterday >_> youw ^w^ mistwess >_< shwewdwy +shook >_> youw ^-^ back. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ So UwU pewhaps >_> did ^w^ youws. +CONSTABWE. Minye ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwidwed. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 O, then belike ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and gentle; ÚwÚ and you rode >_< wike :3 a +kern >_> of UwU Iwewand, >_> youw xDD Fwench hose x3 off ÚwÚ and in >_> youw OwO stwait +stwossews. +CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have good ÚwÚ judgment in >_> howsemanship. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. Be ^-^ wawn'd uWu by uWu me, then: uWu they UwU that ride so, ÚwÚ and ride ^.^ nyot +>w< wawiwy, ^-^ faww OwO into ;;w;; fouw bogs. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my horse ^-^ to my +OwO mistwess. +CONSTABWE. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have my ^w^ mistwess :3 a ÚwÚ jade. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. I tell ^.^ thee, :33 Constabwe, my ^w^ mistwess weaws his >_> own haiw. +CONSTABWE. I :33 couwd ^-^ make as OwO twue :3 a boast as UwU that, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a sow ^-^ to +my OwO mistwess. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. x3 'We chien >_< est retourne :3 a :3 son propre vomissement, xDD et uWu wa +:33 twuie >_< wavee au ÚwÚ bouwbiew.' Thou ;;w;; mak'st ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. +CONSTABWE. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use my horse uWu fow my mistress, ^w^ ow ^-^ any such +OwO pwuvwb OwO so wittwe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. +x3 WAMBUWES. UwU My Wowd :33 Constabwe, OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that I ^-^ saw in >_> youw tent +ÚwÚ to-nyight- awe x3 those x3 staws ^w^ ow suns x3 upon it? +CONSTABWE. x3 Staws, my :33 wowd. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. uWu Some >_> of them uWu wiww ^-^ faww to-morrow, I :33 hope. +CONSTABWE. And ÚwÚ yet my OwO sky uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 want. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, uWu fow you bear :3 a many :3 supewfwuouswy, ÚwÚ and 'twere +^-^ mowe uWu honyouw >w< some ;;w;; wewe >_> away. +CONSTABWE. Ev'n as >_> youw horse uWu beaws >_> youw pwaises, ^-^ who would UwU twot as +;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe >w< some >_> of >_> youw >_> bwags ;;w;; dismounted. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe able ^-^ to woad him with his ^.^ desewt! uWu Wiww ^.^ it +never >w< be day? I uWu wiww UwU twot to-morrow :3 a OwO miwe, ÚwÚ and my uWu way uWu shaww >w< be +uWu paved with Engwish >w< faces. +CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say so, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw I shouwd >w< be ^-^ fac'd >_< out >_> of my +OwO way; uWu but I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe morning, uWu fow I would fain >w< be about OwO the +ears >_> of OwO the Engwish. +x3 WAMBUWES. OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd with me uWu fow twenty prisoners? +CONSTABWE. You >w< must ^.^ fiwst >w< go yourself ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ewe you ^.^ have ^.^ them. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< midnyight; I'll >w< go arm ^-^ mysewf. Exit +>w< OWWEANS. The x3 Dauphin longs uWu fow x3 mownying. +x3 WAMBUWES. ÚwÚ He longs ^-^ to xDD eat OwO the Engwish. +CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD eat >w< aww ^.^ he kiwws. +>w< OWWEANS. By OwO the >_> white hand >_> of my >w< wady, :33 he's :3 a x3 gawwant pwince. +CONSTABWE. OwO Sweaw uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead >_< out OwO the uWu oath. +>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most ^-^ active ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO Fwance. +CONSTABWE. Doing :3 is activity, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww still >w< be doing. +>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He never >_> did harm UwU that I heard >_> of. +CONSTABWE. Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU nyonye >w< to-mowwow: ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep UwU that good name +^.^ stiww. +>w< OWWEANS. I xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. +CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ was told UwU that uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that knows him better than you. +>w< OWWEANS. What's x3 he? +CONSTABWE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he told me OwO so ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he car'd ^.^ nyot +^-^ who knew it. +>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds not; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; hidden :3 viwtue in >_> him. +CONSTABWE. By my :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ it >_> is; never anybody ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu but +his ÚwÚ wackey. +^.^ 'Tis :3 a hooded valour, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< bate. +>w< OWWEANS. Ill-wind never ^w^ said :33 weww. +CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cap UwU that OwO pwuvwb with >w< 'Thewe :3 is flattery in +uWu fwiendship.' +>w< OWWEANS. And I uWu wiww UwU take OwO up UwU that with uWu 'Give OwO the ^w^ deviw his >_< due.' +CONSTABWE. ^.^ Weww pwac'd! Thewe ^-^ stands >_> youw fwiend uWu fow OwO the deviw; +^.^ have at OwO the vewy eye >_> of UwU that OwO pwuvwb with 'A UwU pox >_> of OwO the deviw!' +>w< OWWEANS. You awe OwO the better at proverbs uWu by how >w< much 'A foow's >_< bowt +:3 is >_> soon >w< shot.' +CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have shot xDD uvw. +>w< OWWEANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time you ;;w;; wewe uvwshot. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd High :33 Constabwe, OwO the Engwish lie within ^w^ fifteen +^-^ hundwed paces >_> of >_> youw tents. +CONSTABWE. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :33 measuw'd OwO the ground? +MESSENGEW. The Wowd ÚwÚ Gwandpwe. +CONSTABWE. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU expewt gentleman. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! +^.^ Awas, UwU poow Hawwy >_> of :33 Engwand! ^.^ he longs ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the dawnying as ^-^ we +do. +>w< OWWEANS. What :3 a wwetched ÚwÚ and peevish :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU King >_> of +>_> Engwand, ^-^ to ;;w;; mope with his fat-brain'd followers OwO so :3 faw >_< out >_> of his +:33 knyowwedge! +CONSTABWE. >w< If OwO the Engwish xDD had ^-^ any xDD appwehension, uWu they would run +>_> away. +>w< OWWEANS. :33 That uWu they lack; uWu fow ^-^ if theiw :3 heads xDD had ^-^ any intewwectuaw +x3 awmouw, uWu they :33 couwd never wear such :33 heavy >w< head-pieces. +x3 WAMBUWES. :33 That >_< iswand >_> of ^.^ Engwand >_> bweeds vewy ÚwÚ vawiant >_< cweatuwes; +theiw mastiffs awe >_> of unmatchable ^.^ couwage. +>w< OWWEANS. Foolish ^.^ cuws, UwU that run ^w^ winking OwO into OwO the OwO mouth >_> of :3 a Wussian +^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have theiw :3 heads uWu cwush'd >_< wike rotten ^.^ appwes! You ^-^ may as +;;w;; weww uWu say that's :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ fwea UwU that dare xDD eat his ^-^ bweakfast uWu on OwO the +x3 wip >_> of :3 a wion. +CONSTABWE. xDD Just, just! ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 men ^-^ do sympathise with OwO the mastiffs +in :33 wobustious ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU coming OwO on, ^w^ weaving theiw xDD wits with theiw +wives; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ give them gweat meals >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and iwon ÚwÚ and steel; +uWu they uWu wiww xDD eat >_< wike wolves ÚwÚ and fight >_< wike deviws. +>w< OWWEANS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these Engwish awe >_< shwewdwy >_< out >_> of ^-^ beef. +CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we find to-morrow uWu they ^.^ have only ÚwÚ stomachs ^-^ to +>w< eat, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ^-^ to ^w^ fight. Nyow :3 is ^.^ it UwU time ^-^ to arm. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we +about it? +>w< OWWEANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow two o'cwock; uWu but let me UwU see- uWu by >w< ten +We uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO each :3 a ^-^ hundwed Engwishmen. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. PROLOGUE. + +x3 Entew CHORUS + +CHORUS. Nyow UwU entewtain >_< conjectuwe >_> of :3 a UwU time +When ÚwÚ cweeping >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ and OwO the powing dark +Fiwws OwO the ^-^ wide vessel >_> of OwO the universe. +From ^-^ camp ^-^ to camp, OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_> womb >_> of night, +The >w< hum >_> of ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; stiwwy :3 sounds, +:33 That OwO the xDD fix'd x3 sentinyews ^w^ awmost weceive +The >w< secwet whispers >_> of OwO each other's :3 watch. +Fire ^-^ answews fire, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough theiw paly ^.^ fwames +>_> Each ^-^ battwe >_> sees OwO the other's umber'd ^.^ face; +^.^ Steed UwU thweatens ^-^ steed, in UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 boastfuw xDD nyeighs +Piercing OwO the nyight's :33 duww >_> eaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 tents +The >w< awmouwews OwO accompwishing OwO the knights, +x3 With busy ;;w;; hammews >_< cwosing ^.^ wivets uWu up, +>w< Give dreadful ^-^ nyote >_> of preparation. +The ;;w;; countwy >w< cocks ^-^ do OwO cwow, OwO the >_< cwocks ^-^ do ;;w;; ton, +And OwO the third hour >_> of dwowsy xDD mownying >w< nyame. +Proud >_> of theiw ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and secure in >_> souw, +The >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< uvw-wusty xDD Fwench +Do OwO the >_> wow-wated Engwish xDD pway at dice; +And ^w^ chide OwO the cripple tardy-gaited night +OwO Who >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy :3 witch doth limp +^w^ So >_> tediouswy >_> away. The UwU poow xDD condemnyed Engwish, +;;w;; Wike sacrifices, uWu by theiw watchful fiwes +>_> Sit ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and inwy wuminyate +The ^-^ mownying's danger; ÚwÚ and theiw xDD gestuwe >_> sad +Investing >_< wank-wean x3 cheeks ÚwÚ and war-worn ;;w;; coats +OwO Pwesenteth them x3 unto OwO the UwU gazing ^-^ moon +^w^ So many horrid >_< ghosts. :33 O, nyow, ^-^ who uWu wiww >w< behowd +The :33 woyaw x3 captain >_> of :3 this >_< wuin'd >_< band +x3 Wawking ^-^ fwom watch ^-^ to xDD watch, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >_> tent, +>_> Wet him x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Pwaise ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy uWu on his >_< head!' +>_< Fow :3 fowth ^.^ he :33 goes ÚwÚ and :33 visits >w< aww his :33 host; +Bids them good ^-^ mowwow with :3 a modest >_> smiwe, +And calls them bwothews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and countrymen. +:3 Upon his :33 woyaw ;;w;; face there :3 is nyo ^-^ nyote +OwO How ;;w;; dwead OwO an ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath enrounded him; +Nyow doth ^.^ he dedicate ^-^ onye :3 jot >_> of >w< cowouw +^.^ Unto OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >_> aww-watched >_< nyight; +But fweshwy >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and over-bears ^.^ attaint +x3 With cheerful sembwance ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ^w^ majesty; +:33 That every >_< wwetch, pinying ÚwÚ and OwO pawe OwO befowe, +>_< Behowding ^w^ him, plucks comfort ^-^ fwom his :3 wooks; +OwO A wawgess universal, >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, +His >_> wibewaw eye doth ^w^ give ^-^ to every one, +^-^ Thawing x3 cowd feaw, UwU that UwU mean ÚwÚ and gentwe >w< aww +>_< Behowd, as ^-^ may :3 unwowthinyess :33 definye, +OwO A wittwe ^.^ touch >_> of Hawwy in OwO the ^-^ nyight. +And OwO so ^-^ ouw scene >w< must ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe ^w^ fwy; +x3 Whewe- :3 O uWu fow pity!- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much >w< disgwace +x3 With ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five UwU most :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged uWu foiws, +Wight ill-dispos'd in bwaww widicuwous, +The name >_> of ^-^ Agincouwt. >_> Yet ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> see, +>_> Minding OwO twue >w< things uWu by what theiw :33 mock'wies UwU be. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp at Agincouwt + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +KING HENRY. ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ we awe in gweat danger; +The gweatew OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ ouw :33 couwage UwU be. +Good ^.^ mowwow, bwothew OwO Bedfowd. :3 God >_< Awmighty! +Thewe :3 is >w< some ^w^ souw >_> of xDD goodnyess in >w< things :33 eviw, +Wouwd x3 men obsewvingwy distil ^.^ it ^-^ out; +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw OwO bad UwU nyeighbouw makes OwO us >_< eawwy >w< stiwwews, +^w^ Which :3 is uWu both heawthfuw ÚwÚ and good husbandry. +UwU Besides, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw >_> outwawd OwO consciences +And >_> pweachews ^-^ to OwO us aww, >_> admonyishing +:33 That ^-^ we shouwd dwess OwO us ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO end. +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may ^-^ we x3 gathew honey ^-^ fwom OwO the weed, +And ^-^ make :3 a :33 mowaw >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. + +x3 Entew EWPINGHAM + +Good ^.^ mowwow, ^.^ owd Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Ewpingham: +OwO A good ^.^ soft piwwow uWu fow UwU that good >_> white head +Were better than :3 a :33 chuwwish ÚwÚ tuwf >_> of OwO Fwance. +:33 EWPINGHAM. :3 Nyot so, my liege; :3 this ÚwÚ wodging wikes me :3 bettew, +x3 Since I ^-^ may uWu say 'Now lie I >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ king.' +KING HENRY. ^.^ 'Tis good uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to love theiw ÚwÚ pwesent x3 pains +:3 Upon ÚwÚ exampwe; OwO so OwO the spirit :3 is xDD eased; +And when OwO the :33 mind :3 is quick'ned, >_< out >_> of x3 doubt +The organs, >w< though x3 defunct ÚwÚ and UwU dead OwO befowe, +:33 Bweak OwO up theiw dwowsy grave ÚwÚ and newly move +x3 With uWu casted ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ^w^ wegewity. +;;w;; Wend me >w< thy >w< cwoak, Sir :3 Thomas. Brothers ^.^ both, +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to OwO the princes in ^-^ ouw :3 camp; +Do my good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and anon +:3 Desiwe them >w< aww ^-^ to my pavilion. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. We ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. +:33 EWPINGHAM. :33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 Gwace? +KING HENRY. No, my good ^.^ knyight: +uWu Go with my bwothews ^-^ to my uWu wowds >_> of England; +I ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom >w< must debate uWu awhiwe, +And then I would nyo uWu othew :33 company. +:33 EWPINGHAM. The Wowd in >w< heaven bless ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Hawwy! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING +KING HENRY. God-a-mercy, ^.^ owd >_< heawt! :3 thou OwO speak'st xDD cheewfuwwy. + +x3 Entew PISTOW + +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Qui va >_< wa? +KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Discuss x3 unto :3 me: art :3 thou officew, +Ow art :3 thou base, ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and xDD popuwaw? +KING HENRY. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a :33 company. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Trail'st :3 thou OwO the uWu puissant ^w^ pike? +KING HENRY. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. What awe you? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the Emperor. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then you awe :3 a better than OwO the King. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The King's :3 a xDD bawcock ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ gowd, +OwO A ^.^ wad >_> of xDD wife, OwO an UwU imp >_> of x3 fame; +x3 Of parents uWu good, >_> of :33 fist UwU most uWu vawiant. +I ÚwÚ kiss his :3 diwty shoe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< heawt-stwing +I love OwO the UwU wuvwy buwwy. What :3 is >w< thy name? +KING HENRY. Hawwy ^-^ we Woy. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. We OwO Woy! :3 a ^w^ Cownyish ;;w;; nyame; art :3 thou >_> of ^w^ Cownyish uWu cwew? +KING HENRY. No, I x3 am :3 a ^.^ Wewshman. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Fluellen? +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Yes. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him I'll xDD knyock his >_> week about his OwO pate +:3 Upon x3 Saint >w< Davy's day. +KING HENRY. Do ^.^ nyot you wear >_> youw dagger in >_> youw ÚwÚ cap UwU that day, west +^.^ he xDD knyock UwU that about ^w^ youws. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Awt :3 thou his fwiend? +KING HENRY. And his x3 kinsman ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The ;;w;; figo uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO then! +KING HENRY. I :3 thank OwO you; :3 God >w< be with xDD you! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My name :3 is Pistol caww'd. Exit +KING HENRY. ^w^ It OwO sowts ;;w;; weww with >_> youw xDD fiewcenyess. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW + +UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain Fluellen! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU So! in OwO the name >_> of Jesu x3 Chwist, speak ÚwÚ fewew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the +:3 gweatest ^w^ admiwation in OwO the unyivewsaw UwU wowwd, when OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and +:33 aunchient prerogatifes ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws >_> of OwO the wars :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 kept: ^-^ if you +would UwU take OwO the x3 pains uWu but ^-^ to OwO examinye OwO the wars >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great, +you uWu shaww find, I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU that there :3 is nyo >_< tiddwe-taddwe :3 nyow +pibbwe-pabbwe in Pompey's :3 camp; I ;;w;; wawwant you, you uWu shaww find OwO the +:33 cewemonyies >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawes >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fowms >_> of it, +ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sobwiety >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 modesty >_> of it, ^-^ to >w< be uWu othewwise. +UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the enemy :3 is woud; you hear him >w< aww ^-^ nyight. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If OwO the enemy :3 is OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating +UwU coxcomb, :3 is ^.^ it :33 meet, ÚwÚ think you, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd awso, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< be +OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating UwU coxcomb? UwU In >_> youw >_> own +^.^ conscience, ^w^ nyow? +UwU GOWEW. I uWu wiww speak wowew. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I pray you ÚwÚ and uWu beseech you UwU that you uWu wiww. +>_< Exeunt :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN +KING HENRY. ^-^ Though ^.^ it :3 appeaw :3 a wittwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, +Thewe :3 is >w< much cawe ÚwÚ and valour in :3 this ^.^ Wewshman. + +x3 Entew three sowdiews: >w< JOHN ^-^ BATES, ALEXANDER ^-^ COUWT, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ MICHAEW WILLIAMS + +^w^ COUWT. ^w^ Bwothew uWu John Bates, :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the xDD mownying ;;w;; which bweaks +yondew? +>_> BATES. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^w^ be; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo gweat cause ^-^ to desiwe OwO the +xDD appwoach >_> of day. +WILLIAMS. We UwU see :33 yondew OwO the beginning >_> of OwO the day, uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we +uWu shaww never UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of it. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? +KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. +WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew what x3 captain sewve you? +KING HENRY. ^.^ Undew Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham. +WILLIAMS. OwO A good ^.^ owd :33 commandew ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most >w< kind gentleman. I pray +you, what OwO thinks ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> estate? +KING HENRY. >_< Even as x3 men wreck'd x3 upon :3 a :33 sand, UwU that ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be :33 wash'd +x3 off OwO the next ;;w;; tide. +>_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told his ^w^ thought ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? +KING HENRY. Nyo; :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet ^.^ he shouwd. >_< Fow >w< though I speak ^.^ it +^-^ to you, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King :3 is uWu but :3 a man as I :33 am: OwO the ;;w;; viowet smewws +^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to me; OwO the element >w< shows ^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to +me; >w< aww his UwU senses ^.^ have uWu but human UwU conditions; his :33 cewemonyies >_> waid +>_> by, in his ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu but :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though his +ÚwÚ affections awe highew x3 mounted than UwU ouws, >_> yet, when uWu they ^-^ stoop, +uWu they uWu stoop with OwO the >_< wike OwO wing. :33 Thewefowe, when ^.^ he >_> sees reason >_> of +uWu feaws, as ^-^ we uWu do, his uWu feaws, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, >w< be >_> of OwO the >_> same ^.^ wewish +as ^w^ ouws ;;w;; awe; >_> yet, in reason, nyo man shouwd ^.^ possess him with ^-^ any +^.^ appeawance >_> of feaw, west >_< he, uWu by xDD showing it, shouwd disheawten his +>_> awmy. +>_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may show what >_> outwawd :33 couwage ^.^ he wiww; uWu but I >w< bewieve, as +x3 cowd :3 a night as ^.^ 'tis, ^.^ he :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf in ^.^ Thames OwO up ^-^ to OwO the +xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and OwO so I would ^.^ he OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and I uWu by ^w^ him, at >w< aww :3 adventuwes, OwO so +^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; quit here. +KING HENRY. By my ^w^ twoth, I uWu wiww speak my ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the >_< King: I +ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf anywhere uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he is. +>_> BATES. ;;w;; Then I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here alone; OwO so shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be +^w^ wansomed, ÚwÚ and :3 a many UwU poow xDD men's ;;w;; wives >_> saved. +KING HENRY. I dare uWu say you love him ^.^ nyot OwO so i-iww ^-^ to ^w^ wish him here +xDD awonye, >_< howsoevew you speak this, ^-^ to ;;w;; feew uWu othew xDD men's >w< minds; +>w< methinks I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot die anywhere OwO so OwO contented as in OwO the King's +^.^ company, his cause being ^.^ just ÚwÚ and his >_< quawwew honourable. +WILLIAMS. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we know. +>_> BATES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we shouwd >w< seek OwO aftew; uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow enough ^-^ if +^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ we awe OwO the King's ^.^ subjects. >w< If his cause >w< be ^.^ wwong, ^-^ ouw +:33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ wipes OwO the >_< cwime >_> of ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ us. +WILLIAMS. But ^-^ if OwO the cause >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu good, OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath :3 a +:33 heavy >_< weckonying ^-^ to ^-^ make when >w< aww x3 those >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU heads, +uWu chopp'd x3 off in :3 a battwe, uWu shaww >_> join >_> togethew at OwO the wattew :3 day +ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >w< aww x3 'We ;;w;; died at such :3 a xDD pwace'- >w< some swearing, >w< some cwying +uWu fow :3 a surgeon, >w< some x3 upon theiw ;;w;; wives weft UwU poow >_> behind ;;w;; them, >w< some +x3 upon OwO the debts uWu they ^.^ owe, >w< some x3 upon theiw chiwdwen rawly left. I +x3 am >w< afeawd there awe xDD few die ;;w;; weww UwU that die in :3 a ÚwÚ battwe; uWu fow how +can uWu they >_> chawitabwy >_< dispose >_> of ^w^ anything when UwU bwood :3 is theiw +OwO awgument? Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^-^ do ^.^ nyot die well, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a bwack +matter uWu fow OwO the UwU King UwU that wed them ^-^ to xDD it; ^-^ who ^-^ to disobey ;;w;; wewe +x3 against >w< aww x3 pwopowtion >_> of OwO subjection. +KING HENRY. UwU So, ^-^ if :3 a :3 son UwU that :3 is uWu by his fathew x3 sent about +mewchandise ^-^ do >_< sinfuwwy miscawwy x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, OwO the xDD imputation >_> of +his wickednyess, uWu by >_> youw UwU wuwe, shouwd >w< be imposed x3 upon his fathew +UwU that x3 sent him; ^w^ ow ^-^ if :3 a x3 sewvant, uWu undew his >_< mastew's xDD command +transporting :3 a sum >_> of >_> monyey, >w< be assaiwed uWu by >w< wobbews ÚwÚ and die in +many x3 iwweconciw'd ;;w;; inyiquities, you ^-^ may caww OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the +^w^ mastew OwO the >_< authow >_> of OwO the servant's OwO damnyation. But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: +OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the pawticuwaw xDD endings >_> of his +soldiers, OwO the fathew >_> of his UwU son, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of his ^.^ sewvant; +uWu fow uWu they OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot theiw death when uWu they OwO puwpose theiw +^.^ sewvices. UwU Besides, there :3 is nyo ^-^ king, >w< be his cause never OwO so +spotless, ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, can twy ^.^ it >_< out +with >w< aww ^w^ unspotted sowdiews: >w< some peradventure ^.^ have uWu on them OwO the +UwU guiwt >_> of ^w^ pwemeditated ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived :3 muwdew; some, >_> of x3 beguiwing +:33 viwgins with OwO the ^w^ bwoken :33 seaws >_> of :3 pewjuwy; some, :33 making OwO the wars +theiw ;;w;; buwwawk, UwU that ^.^ have before gored OwO the gentwe uWu bosom >_> of xDD peace +with UwU piwwage ÚwÚ and wobbewy. Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^.^ have defeated OwO the OwO waw +ÚwÚ and uWu outwun ÚwÚ nyative punishment, >w< though uWu they can outstrip x3 men uWu they +^.^ have nyo x3 wings ^-^ to UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< God: OwO waw :3 is His beadwe, OwO waw :3 is His +>_> vengeance; OwO so UwU that here x3 men awe :3 punyish'd uWu fow befowe-bweach >_> of OwO the +King's ^-^ waws in :3 nyow OwO the King's UwU quawwew. :3 Whewe uWu they feared OwO the +death uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye life away; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they would >w< be xDD safe +uWu they UwU pewish. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu they die OwO unpwovided, nyo ^-^ mowe :3 is OwO the UwU King +OwO guiwty >_> of theiw uWu damnyation than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was before OwO guiwty >_> of x3 those +impieties uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which uWu they awe :3 nyow uWu visited. uWu Evewy ^.^ subject's +>_> duty :3 is OwO the :3 King's; uWu but every ^.^ subject's ^w^ souw :3 is his >w< own. +OwO Thewefowe shouwd every sowdiew in OwO the wars ^-^ do as every uWu sick man +in his ÚwÚ bed- wash every UwU mote >_< out >_> of his :3 conscience; ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying so, +death :3 is ^-^ to him ;;w;; advantage; ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot >_< dying, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was blessedly +lost wherein such pwepawation ÚwÚ was gained; ÚwÚ and in him UwU that >_> escapes +^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot xDD sin ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that, :33 making :3 God OwO so free OwO an >w< offew, ÚwÚ He +let him ;;w;; outwive UwU that :3 day ^-^ to UwU see His >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to teach +ÚwÚ othews how uWu they shouwd >_> pwepawe. +WILLIAMS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, every man UwU that >_> dies iww, OwO the i-iww x3 upon his +>_> own xDD head- OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it. +>_> BATES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ answew uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD detewminye +^-^ to fight wustiwy uWu fow >_> him. +KING HENRY. I ^-^ mysewf heard OwO the UwU King uWu say ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be ransom'd. +WILLIAMS. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said so, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us fight cheerfully; uWu but when ^-^ ouw +throats awe ÚwÚ cut ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wansom'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wisew. +KING HENRY. >w< If I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww never xDD twust his >_> wowd >w< aftew. +WILLIAMS. You pay him OwO then! ^.^ That's :3 a perilous shot >_< out >_> of OwO an +elder-gun, UwU that :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and :3 a pwivate xDD dispweasuwe can ^-^ do x3 against :3 a +monarch! You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go about ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to OwO ice with +^.^ fannying in his ;;w;; face with :3 a ^-^ peacock's ^-^ feathew. You'll never xDD twust +his >_> wowd after! ^w^ Come, 'tis :3 a foowish UwU saying. +KING HENRY. Your wepwoof :3 is xDD something xDD too :3 wound; I shouwd >w< be :3 angwy +with you, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; wewe xDD convenyient. +WILLIAMS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be :3 a >_< quawwew :3 between OwO us ^-^ if you wive. +KING HENRY. I ^w^ embwace it. +WILLIAMS. OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO again? +KING HENRY. >w< Give me ^-^ any :3 gage >_> of thinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear ^.^ it in my +bonnet; then ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou :33 daw'st acknyowwedge it, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it +my UwU quawwew. +WILLIAMS. Here's my glove; ^w^ give me another >_> of >w< thinye. +KING HENRY. There. +WILLIAMS. :3 This uWu wiww I ÚwÚ awso wear in my xDD cap; ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou come ^-^ to me +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, aftew to-morrow, >_< 'This :3 is my gwuv,' uWu by :3 this hand I uWu wiww +UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the OwO eaw. +KING HENRY. >w< If >w< evew I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww challenge it. +WILLIAMS. Thou :33 daw'st as ;;w;; weww >w< be >_> hang'd. +KING HENRY. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, >w< though I UwU take ÚwÚ thee in OwO the King's +:33 company. +WILLIAMS. Keep >w< thy :33 wowd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +>_> BATES. Be fwiends, you Engwish fools, >w< be fwiends; ^-^ we ^.^ have +xDD Fwench quarrels enyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd tell how ^-^ to xDD weckon. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ may uWu way twenty xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^-^ to ^-^ onye +uWu they uWu wiww beat >w< us, uWu fow uWu they bear them uWu on theiw shoulders; uWu but ^.^ it +:3 is nyo Engwish uWu tweason ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut xDD Fwench cwowns, ÚwÚ and to-morrow OwO the +UwU King ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be :3 a ^.^ cwippew. +>_< Exeunt xDD sowdiews +:3 Upon OwO the >_< King! >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw souls, +Our debts, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cawefuw x3 wives, +Our ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU sins, uWu way uWu on OwO the >_< King! +We >w< must bear all. :3 O ^-^ hawd condition, +xDD Twin-bown with >_< gweatnyess, :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> bweath +x3 Of every fool, uWu whose :33 sense nyo ^-^ mowe can ;;w;; feew +But his >_> own wringing! What >_< infinyite ^w^ heawt's >_> ease +Must kings ^.^ nyegwect UwU that pwivate x3 men enjoy! +And what ^.^ have kings UwU that ^.^ pwivates ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU too, +ÚwÚ Save ceremony- :33 save ^w^ genyewaw ceremony? +And what art thou, :3 thou >w< idow Ceremony? +What >w< kind >_> of god art thou, UwU that suffew'st ^-^ mowe +x3 Of x3 mowtaw gwiefs than ^-^ do >w< thy worshippers? +What awe >w< thy OwO wents? What awe >w< thy ;;w;; comings-in? +:3 O Cewemony, show me uWu but >w< thy :3 wowth! +What :3 is >w< thy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 adowation? +Awt :3 thou >w< aught ewse uWu but place, UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> fowm, +Cweating awe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw in uWu othew ^.^ men? +OwO Whewein :3 thou art less x3 happy being >_< feaw'd +>w< Than uWu they in feawing. +What :33 dwink'st :3 thou oft, :33 instead >_> of homage ;;w;; sweet, +But uWu poison'd flattery? :33 O, >w< be >_< sick, gweat >_< gweatnyess, +And ;;w;; bid >w< thy >_< cewemony ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee cuwe! +>_> Thinks :3 thou OwO the :33 fiewy fever uWu wiww >w< go >_< out +x3 With titwes xDD bwown ^-^ fwom :3 aduwation? +uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^w^ give place ^-^ to :3 fwexuwe ÚwÚ and low ÚwÚ bending? +OwO Canst thou, when :3 thou uWu command'st OwO the beggar's xDD knyee, +^.^ Command OwO the OwO heawth >_> of it? No, :3 thou >_> pwoud dweam, +:33 That play'st OwO so subtly with :3 a :3 king's >_> wepose. +I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that find thee; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 bawm, OwO the >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the baww, +The ;;w;; swowd, OwO the UwU mace, OwO the :3 cwown imperial, +The ;;w;; intewtissued robe >_> of gold ÚwÚ and pearl, +The farced >_< tide x3 wunnying fowe OwO the ^-^ king, +The UwU thwonye ^.^ he OwO sits OwO on, :3 nyow OwO the >_< tide >_> of OwO pomp +:33 That x3 beats x3 upon OwO the UwU high showe >_> of :3 this xDD wowwd- +No, ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 these, ÚwÚ thwice gorgeous ;;w;; cewemony, +:3 Nyot >w< aww :33 these, >_> waid in bed majestical, +^w^ Can ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundwy as OwO the wwetched ^w^ swave +Who, with :3 a ÚwÚ body fill'd ÚwÚ and vacant UwU mind, +>w< Gets him ^-^ to rest, cwamm'd with distressful UwU bwead; +uWu Nyevew >_> sees horrid night, OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of x3 heww; +But, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wackey, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD wise ^-^ to xDD set +>w< Sweats in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ Pheebus, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night +>_< Sweeps in uWu Ewysium; next day, aftew dawn, +^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp Hypewion ^-^ to his x3 howse; +And UwU fowwows OwO so OwO the evew-wunnying yeaw +x3 With profitable >w< wabouw, ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave. +And uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; cewemony, such :3 a >_< wwetch, +Winding OwO up >_< days with >_< toiw ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< sweep, +Had OwO the uWu fowe-hand ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of :3 a xDD king. +The slave, :3 a membew >_> of OwO the ^-^ countwy's :3 peace, +Enjoys xDD it; uWu but in :3 gwoss bwain wittwe ÚwÚ wots +What watch OwO the ;;w;; king >_< keeps ^-^ to maintain OwO the xDD peace +uWu Whose ^w^ houws OwO the >_> peasant :33 best ^w^ advantages. + +x3 Entew EWPINGHAM + +:33 EWPINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw nobles, x3 jeawous >_> of >_> youw x3 absence, +>_< Seek OwO thwough >_> youw ^-^ camp ^-^ to find you. +^w^ KING. Good ^.^ owd :3 knyight, +x3 Cowwect them >w< aww >_> togethew at my ^.^ tent: +I'll >w< be before thee. +:33 EWPINGHAM. I uWu shaww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. Exit +^w^ KING. :3 O :3 God >_> of OwO battwes, >_< steew my sowdiews' hearts, +>_> Possess them ^.^ nyot with xDD feaw! ;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom them :3 nyow +The :33 sense >_> of reck'ning, ^-^ if th' >_< opposed ÚwÚ nyumbews +:33 Pwuck theiw hearts ^-^ fwom them! :3 Nyot UwU to-day, :3 O :3 Wowd, +:33 O, ^.^ nyot UwU to-day, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the fauwt +UwU My fathew :3 made in compassing OwO the ;;w;; cwown! +I UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ body ^.^ have interred ^w^ nyew, +And uWu on ^.^ it ^.^ have bestowed ^-^ mowe ;;w;; contwite ;;w;; teaws +>w< Than ^-^ fwom ^.^ it issued fowced ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood; +^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed UwU poow I ^.^ have in yeawwy pay, +OwO Who ^w^ twice :3 a :3 day theiw ^.^ withew'd ^.^ hands howd OwO up +Towawd UwU heaven, ^-^ to pawdon bwood; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have built +>w< Two chantries, xDD whewe OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ and sowemn priests +:3 Sing still uWu fow UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ souw. Mowe uWu wiww I do; +^-^ Though >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do :3 is nyothing ^.^ wowth, +x3 Since UwU that my :3 penyitence comes aftew aww, +:33 Impwowing ;;w;; pawdon. + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU wiege! +KING HENRY. UwU My bwothew :33 Gwoucestew's voice? ÚwÚ Ay; +I xDD knyow >w< thy ^-^ ewwand, I uWu wiww >w< go with thee; +The day, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, stay uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, RAMBURES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +>w< OWWEANS. The >_< sun doth ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ ouw armour; uWu up, my UwU wowds! +;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Montez :3 a ^-^ chevaw! UwU My OwO howse! x3 Vawwet, laquais! Ha! +>w< OWWEANS. :3 O bwave spirit! +;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU Via! >_< Wes eaux xDD et uWu wa >_< tewwe- +>w< OWWEANS. Rien >_< puis? uWu W'aiw xDD et ^-^ we xDD feu. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. Ciel! cousin Orleans. + +x3 Entew >_< CONSTABWE + +Nyow, my Wowd Constabwe! +CONSTABWE. UwU Hawk how ^-^ ouw steeds uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent service neigh! +;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mount ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^w^ incision in theiw hides, +:33 That theiw ^.^ hot UwU bwood ^-^ may >_< spin in Engwish >_> eyes, +And >_< dout them with OwO supewfwuous :3 couwage, ^-^ ha! +x3 WAMBUWES. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have them weep ^-^ ouw howses' blood? +OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then >w< behowd theiw :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ teaws? + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. The Engwish awe embattl'd, you xDD Fwench peers. +CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, you x3 gawwant UwU Pwinces! straight ^-^ to OwO howse! +Do uWu but >w< behowd ^-^ yon UwU poow ÚwÚ and starved ^-^ band, +And >_> youw fair show uWu shaww x3 suck away theiw souls, +OwO Weaving them uWu but OwO the shawes ÚwÚ and xDD husks >_> of ^-^ men. +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot wowk enough uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO hands; +:3 Scawce UwU bwood enough in >w< aww theiw sickly ^.^ veins +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO each ^.^ nyaked curtle-axe :3 a :33 stain +:33 That ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench xDD gawwants uWu shaww OwO to-day dwaw out, +And OwO sheathe uWu fow wack >_> of sport. >_> Wet OwO us uWu but blow uWu on ;;w;; them, +The ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of ^-^ ouw valour uWu wiww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ them. +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ positive >w< 'gainst >w< aww x3 exceptions, x3 wowds, +:33 That ^-^ ouw OwO supewfwuous :3 wackeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ peasants- +OwO Who in >w< unnyecessawy >w< action ^w^ swawm +About ^-^ ouw x3 squawes >_> of ^w^ battwe- ;;w;; wewe enow +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge :3 this field :33 of, such :3 a hiwding ^.^ foe; +^-^ Though ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this :3 mountain's xDD basis uWu by +>_< Took ^.^ stand uWu fow :33 idwe :3 specuwation- +But UwU that ^-^ ouw honours >w< must not. What's ^-^ to ^w^ say? +OwO A vewy wittwe wittwe let OwO us uWu do, +And >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. ;;w;; Then let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound +The ^w^ tucket sonance ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ nyote ^-^ to mount; +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach uWu shaww OwO so >w< much dare OwO the field +:33 That ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ couch ;;w;; down in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and yield. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; GWANDPWE + +GRANDPRE. UwU Why ^-^ do you stay OwO so long, my uWu wowds >_> of :33 Fwance? +:33 Yond >_< iswand xDD cawwions, desperate >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, +Iww-favouwedwy ÚwÚ become OwO the xDD mownying OwO fiewd; +Their ^.^ wagged uWu cuwtains >_> poowwy awe let woose, +And ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw xDD shakes them >_< passing :33 scownfuwwy; +uWu Big >w< Maws uWu seems bankrupt in theiw uWu beggaw'd OwO host, +And ;;w;; faintwy OwO thwough :3 a >w< wusty :3 beavew ^-^ peeps. +The :33 howsemen ^-^ sit >_< wike uWu fixed candlesticks +x3 With towch-staves in theiw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and theiw UwU poow UwU jades +Lob ;;w;; down theiw UwU heads, dropping OwO the hides ÚwÚ and hips, +The >_< gum ÚwÚ down-woping ^-^ fwom theiw pale-dead >_> eyes, +And in theiw OwO pawe :33 duww OwO mouths OwO the >_< gimmaw'd >w< bit +:33 Wies ;;w;; fouw with >_> chaw'd ^.^ gwass, still ÚwÚ and motionless; +And theiw ^-^ executows, OwO the knavish >_< cwows, +>_> Fwy o'ew ;;w;; them, >w< aww impatient uWu fow theiw hour. +x3 Descwiption cannyot suit itsewf in uWu wowds +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ demonstwate OwO the life >_> of such :3 a ^-^ battwe +UwU In life OwO so lifeless as ^.^ it >w< shows itself. +CONSTABWE. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ said theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and uWu they stay uWu fow :33 death. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ send them ^-^ dinnyews ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh suits, +And ^w^ give theiw UwU fasting howses pwuvndew, +And aftew fight with >w< them? +CONSTABWE. I stay uWu but uWu fow my xDD guidon. ÚwÚ To OwO the field! +I uWu wiww OwO the ÚwÚ bannyew ^-^ fwom :3 a twumpet UwU take, +And ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU haste. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! +The >_< sun :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we x3 outweaw OwO the day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The Engwish ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, :33 EWPINGHAM, with >w< aww his :33 host; +SALISBURY ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? +BEDFORD. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is rode ^-^ to view theiw x3 battwe. +WESTMORELAND. x3 Of ÚwÚ fighting x3 men uWu they ^.^ have :33 fuww ^w^ thwee-scowe UwU thousand. +EXETER. There's five ^-^ to UwU onye; ÚwÚ besides, uWu they >w< aww awe uWu fwesh. +SAWISBUWY. God's arm strike with >_< us! 'tis :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ odds. +:3 God UwU bye you, ;;w;; Pwinces uWu aww; I'll ^-^ to my :33 chawge. +>w< If ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ meet ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet in UwU heaven, +;;w;; Then joyfuwwy, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Bedford, +UwU My dear Wowd ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and my good Wowd ^.^ Exetew, +And my >w< kind kinsman- ;;w;; wawwiows aww, ;;w;; adieu! +BEDFORD. Faweweww, good ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; ÚwÚ and good xDD wuck >w< go with thee! +EXETER. Faweweww, >w< kind :33 wowd. OwO Fight :33 vawiantwy ^-^ to-day; +And ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 mind ÚwÚ thee >_> of it, +>_< Fow :3 thou art x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^w^ fiwm >w< twuth >_> of vawouw. +Exit SALISBURY +BEDFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of ^.^ kindnyess; +UwU Pwincewy in >_> both. + +x3 Entew OwO the KING + +WESTMORELAND. :3 O UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD had here +But ^-^ onye >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of x3 those x3 men in ^.^ Engwand +:33 That ^-^ do nyo wowk xDD to-day! +^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 wishes so? +UwU My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair UwU cousin; +>w< If ^-^ we awe OwO mawk'd ^-^ to x3 die, ^-^ we awe enow +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^-^ to live, +The fewew ^-^ men, OwO the gweatew share >_> of honyouw. +God's ^.^ wiww! I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye man more. +By :33 Juv, I x3 am ^.^ nyot cuvtous uWu fow ^.^ gowd, +Nyow cawe I ^-^ who doth :33 feed x3 upon my ^-^ cost; +^w^ It >_< yeawns me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if x3 men my garments ;;w;; weaw; +Such >_> outwawd >w< things ÚwÚ dweww ^.^ nyot in my desiwes. +But ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to covet xDD honyouw, +I x3 am OwO the UwU most :3 offending ^w^ souw >_> awive. +No, :33 faith, my *shuffles closer* coz, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot :3 a man ^-^ fwom Engwand. +God's :3 peace! I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO so gweat OwO an uWu honyouw +UwU As ^-^ onye man ^-^ mowe >w< methinks would share ^-^ fwom me +>_< Fow OwO the :33 best >w< hope I have. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ onye ;;w;; mowe! +>_< Wathew :3 pwocwaim it, Westmowewand, OwO thwough my OwO host, +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo stomach ^-^ to :3 this fight, +>_> Wet him :3 depawt; his uWu passpowt uWu shaww >w< be made, +And >w< cwowns uWu fow convoy >w< put OwO into his :3 puwse; +We would ^.^ nyot die in UwU that ÚwÚ man's >_> company +:33 That ^-^ feaws his OwO fewwowship ^-^ to die with ÚwÚ us. +:3 This :3 day :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the feast >_> of Crispian. +ÚwÚ He UwU that outlives :3 this day, ÚwÚ and comes xDD safe home, +uWu Wiww ^.^ stand :3 a >w< tip-toe when :3 this :3 day :3 is uWu nyam'd, +And ;;w;; wouse him at OwO the name >_> of Crispian. +ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu shaww live :3 this day, ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ owd ^-^ age, +uWu Wiww yeawwy uWu on OwO the vigiw feast his neighbours, +And uWu say 'To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint x3 Cwispian.' +;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ he OwO stwip his >_< sweeve ÚwÚ and show his OwO scaws, +And uWu say :3 'These wounds I xDD had uWu on Cwispian's day.' +Old x3 men forget; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ fowgot, +But :3 he'ww :33 wemembew, with advantages, +What feats ^.^ he >_> did UwU that day. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ ouw nyames, +x3 Famiwiaw in his OwO mouth as househowd words- +Hawwy OwO the ;;w;; King, Bedford ÚwÚ and ^.^ Exetew, +Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> Tawbot, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Gloucester- +Be in theiw xDD fwowing ^-^ cups fweshwy rememb'red. +:3 This story uWu shaww OwO the good man teach his :3 son; +And ÚwÚ Cwispin Cwispian uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go >_> by, +From :3 this :3 day ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +But ^-^ we in ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wemembewed- +We few, ^-^ we x3 happy few, ^-^ we >_< band >_> of :3 bwothews; +>_< Fow ^.^ he OwO to-day UwU that ^-^ sheds his UwU bwood with me +:33 Shaww >w< be my brother; >w< be ^.^ he :33 nye'ew OwO so vile, +:3 This :3 day uWu shaww gentwe his >w< condition; +And gentlemen in ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; nyow-a-bed +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ think themsewves ;;w;; accuws'd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, +And howd theiw manhoods UwU cheap whiwes ^-^ any ^-^ speaks +:33 That xDD fought with OwO us x3 upon x3 Saint Crispin's day. + +;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, bestow yourself with :3 speed: +The xDD Fwench awe bravely in theiw ^.^ battwes set, +And uWu wiww with >w< aww :33 expedience chawge uWu on ÚwÚ us. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Aww >w< things awe ^w^ weady, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds >w< be ÚwÚ so. +WESTMORELAND. UwU Pewish OwO the man uWu whose :33 mind :3 is ;;w;; backwawd nyow! +KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ coz? +WESTMORELAND. God's wiww, my UwU wiege! would you ÚwÚ and I xDD awonye, +Without ^-^ mowe help, :33 couwd fight :3 this :33 woyaw UwU battwe! +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ unwish'd five ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; +^w^ Which wikes me better than ^-^ to ^w^ wish OwO us ^w^ onye. +You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> pwaces. :3 God >w< be with you all! + +>w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY + +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, +>w< If uWu fow >w< thy >_< wansom :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 nyow compound, +Before >w< thy UwU most >_> assuwed uvwthwow; +>_< Fow cewtainwy :3 thou art OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< guwf +Thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be >w< engwutted. UwU Besides, in >w< mewcy, +The ^w^ constabwe desires ÚwÚ thee :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 mind +x3 Thy followers >_> of ^-^ wepentance, UwU that theiw souws +May ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ peacefuw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet retire +From x3 off ^.^ these x3 fiewds, where, wwetches, theiw UwU poow OwO bodies +Must lie ÚwÚ and fester. +KING HENRY. OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The >w< Constabwe >_> of OwO Fwance. +KING HENRY. I pray ÚwÚ thee bear my fowmew ÚwÚ answew x3 back: +UwU Bid them ;;w;; achieve uWu me, ÚwÚ and then ;;w;; seww my >_< bonyes. +Good God! x3 why shouwd uWu they xDD mock UwU poow xDD fewwows ^.^ thus? +The man UwU that UwU once >_> did ;;w;; seww OwO the >_< wion's ^.^ skin +OwO Whiwe OwO the beast uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd with x3 hunting >_> him. +OwO A many >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO bodies uWu shaww nyo x3 doubt +Find ÚwÚ nyative :3 gwaves; x3 upon OwO the which, I twust, +:33 Shaww witness live in brass >_> of :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. +And x3 those UwU that xDD weave theiw ÚwÚ vawiant bones in UwU Fwance, +UwU Dying >_< wike ^-^ men, >w< though buwied in >_> youw dunghills, +^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be xDD fam'd; uWu fow there OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww gweet them +And dwaw theiw honours :3 weeking OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, +OwO Weaving theiw earthly pawts ^-^ to uWu choke >_> youw cwime, +The smell ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww breed :3 a pwague in OwO Fwance. +>_< Mawk then >_< abounding valour in ^-^ ouw Engwish, +That, being OwO dead, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buwwet's gwazing +:33 Bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of UwU mischief, +xDD Kiwwing in wewapse >_> of mortality. +>_> Wet me speak ^.^ pwoudwy: tell OwO the >w< Constabwe +We awe uWu but ;;w;; wawwiows uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wowking-day; +Our :33 gaynyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO giwt awe >w< aww besmirch'd +x3 With >w< wainy marching in OwO the painful OwO fiewd; +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a piece >_> of feathew in ^-^ ouw host- +Good ^.^ awgument, I hope, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwy- +And UwU time ;;w;; hath OwO wown OwO us OwO into >_< swuvnwy. +But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; mass, ^-^ ouw hearts awe in OwO the trim; +And my UwU poow xDD sowdiews tell me ÚwÚ yet ewe night +>w< They'ww >w< be in fresher :33 wobes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck +The ^.^ gay OwO nyew ;;w;; coats o'ew OwO the xDD Fwench sowdiews' :3 heads +And xDD tuwn them >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do this- +As, ^-^ if :3 God please, uWu they shaww- my >_< wansom then +uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be wevied. OwO Hewawd, :33 save :3 thou >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; +Come :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow wansom, gentwe herald; +^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 nyonye, I sweaw, uWu but ^.^ these my :3 joints; +^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, as I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< 'em ;;w;; them, +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd them little, tell OwO the ;;w;; Constabwe. +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I ^-^ shaww, UwU King Harry. And OwO so fare ÚwÚ thee weww: +Thou never ^-^ shawt hear xDD hewawd ^-^ any more. Exit +KING HENRY. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU once ^-^ mowe come UwU again uWu fow :3 a uWu wansom. + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK + +^.^ YOWK. UwU My lord, UwU most humbly uWu on my knee I UwU beg +The leading >_> of OwO the vaward. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Take it, bwave ^w^ Yowk. Nyow, soldiers, mawch away; +And how :3 thou uWu pweasest, God, >_< dispose OwO the xDD day! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The field >_> of ^-^ battwe + +Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew FRENCH uWu SOWDIEW, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY + +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Yield, cur! +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que ^.^ vous >_> etes ^-^ we OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye +:33 quawite. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Cawity! Cawen x3 o custuwe UwU me! Awt :3 thou :3 a gentweman? +What :3 is >w< thy name? :3 Discuss. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 O, :3 Signyieuw Dew shouwd >w< be :3 a gentleman. +xDD Pewpend my x3 wowds, :3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, ÚwÚ and :33 mawk: +:3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, :3 thou >_< diest uWu on point >_> of ÚwÚ fox, +^-^ Except, :3 O >_> Signyieuw, :3 thou ^-^ do ^w^ give ^-^ to me +Egregious uWu wansom. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, prenez misewicowde; uWu ayez ;;w;; pitie ^.^ de ^.^ moi! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Moy uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ sewve; I uWu wiww ^.^ have forty UwU moys; +Ow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy :3 wim >_< out at >w< thy ^w^ thwoat +UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 cwimson bwood. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Est-iw impossibwe ^-^ d'echappew uWu wa x3 fowce ^.^ de >_> ton bwas? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Brass, >w< cuw? +Thou damned ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious ^w^ mountain-goat, +Offew'st me brass? +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pawdonnyez-moi! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Say'st :3 thou me so? ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a >_> ton >_> of moys? +Come hithew, >w< boy; ÚwÚ ask me :3 this ^w^ swave in xDD Fwench +What :3 is his >w< nyame. +>_< BOY. UwU Ecoutez: :33 comment etes-vous ^w^ appewe? +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Monsieuw ^-^ we ;;w;; Few. +>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He :33 says his name :3 is ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few! I'll xDD few ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and firk ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< fewwet x3 him- +x3 discuss OwO the >_> same in xDD Fwench x3 unto >_> him. +>_< BOY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the xDD Fwench uWu fow few, ÚwÚ and :3 fewwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fiwk. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Bid him :3 pwepawe; uWu fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his >_< thwoat. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Que dit-iw, >w< monsieuw? +>_< BOY. ÚwÚ Iw me commande :3 a ^.^ vous x3 diwe OwO que ^.^ vous OwO faites ^.^ vous >_< pwet; caw ce +;;w;; sowdat xDD ici >_< est >_< dispose x3 tout :3 a >w< cette heuwe ^.^ de coupew uWu votwe ^w^ gowge. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Owy, UwU cuppewe gorge, >_> pewmafoy! +^.^ Peasant, unwess :3 thou ^w^ give me cwowns, bwave xDD cwowns; +Ow OwO mangwed ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be uWu by :3 this my ^w^ swowd. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, x3 je ^.^ vous uWu suppwie, pouw ^.^ w'amouw ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, me +pawdonnyew! ^.^ Je >w< suis OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye ^-^ maison. >_< Gawdez ma vie, xDD et +x3 je ^.^ vous donnerai ^-^ deux cents ecus. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. What awe his wowds? +>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He uWu pways you ^-^ to :33 save his life; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a good +OwO house, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you two ^-^ hundwed crowns. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him my :3 fuwy uWu shaww ^w^ abate, ÚwÚ and I +The >w< cwowns uWu wiww take. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Petit uWu monsieuw, OwO que OwO dit-iw? +>_< BOY. Encore qu'iw >_< est uWu contwe :3 son juwement ^.^ de OwO pawdonnyew aucun +;;w;; pwisonnyiew, OwO nyeamnyoins, pouw ^w^ wes :3 ecus OwO que ^.^ vous xDD w'avez x3 pwomis, UwU iw +>_< est ^.^ content :3 a ^.^ vous ^w^ donnyew uWu wa xDD wibewte, ^-^ we ^-^ fwanchisement. +FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Suw :33 mes genyoux x3 je ^.^ vous >_< donnye mille >_< wemewcimens; xDD et +x3 je x3 m'estime heureux OwO que x3 je >w< suis ^-^ tombe entre ^w^ wes mains >_< d'un +^-^ chevawiew, x3 je OwO pense, ^-^ we xDD pwus brave, vaillant, xDD et twes UwU distingue +xDD seignyeuw d'Angwetewwe. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Expound x3 unto uWu me, ÚwÚ boy. +>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He gives you, x3 upon his knees, :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +esteems ^-^ himsewf x3 happy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of :3 onye- +as ^.^ he OwO thinks- OwO the UwU most brave, valorous, ÚwÚ and uWu thwice-wowthy +signieur >_> of Engwand. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As I x3 suck blood, I uWu wiww >w< some UwU mewcy show. +Follow >_> me. Exit +>_< BOY. ÚwÚ Suivez-vous ^-^ we gwand ;;w;; capitainye. Exit FRENCH SOLDIER +I >_> did never xDD knyow OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >w< voice xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO so uWu empty :3 a >_> heawt; uWu but +OwO the ^.^ saying :3 is uWu twue- OwO the uWu empty vessel makes OwO the :3 gweatest :3 sound. +Bawdowph ÚwÚ and uWu Nym xDD had >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe valour than :3 this roaring +^w^ deviw >w< i' th' ^.^ owd play, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may OwO pawe his ^.^ nyaiws with :3 a +;;w;; wooden daggew; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu both hang'd; ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 this ^.^ be, ^-^ if +^.^ he durst >_< steaw ^w^ anything xDD adventuwouswy. I >w< must stay with OwO the +UwU wackeys, with OwO the luggage >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 camp. The xDD Fwench UwU might ^.^ have :3 a +good uWu pwey >_> of >w< us, ^-^ if ^.^ he knew >_> of xDD it; uWu fow there :3 is UwU nyonye ^-^ to guawd ^.^ it +uWu but >_< boys. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field >_> of ^-^ battwe + +x3 Entew :3 CONSTABWE, ORLEANS, >_> BOUWBON, :3 DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ and RAMBURES + +CONSTABWE. :3 O diable! +>w< OWWEANS. :3 O ;;w;; Seignyeuw! ^-^ we OwO jouw >_< est perdu, x3 tout >_< est ;;w;; pewdu! +;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! >w< aww :3 is >_> confounded, all! +uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting ÚwÚ shame +^w^ Sits >_> mocking in ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwumes. ;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] +:3 O ^w^ mechante xDD fowtunye! Do ^.^ nyot run >_> away. +CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO an ^-^ ouw ^-^ wanks awe x3 bwoke. +;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O perdurable OwO shame! Let's :33 stab :33 ouwsewves. +Be ^.^ these OwO the wwetches UwU that ^-^ we >_> pway'd at dice xDD fow? +>w< OWWEANS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ we x3 sent ^-^ to uWu fow his ransom? +^w^ BOUWBON. xDD Shame, ÚwÚ and eternal shame, nyothing uWu but OwO shame! +>_> Wet OwO us die in UwU honyouw: UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD back ÚwÚ again; +And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow >_> Bouwbon nyow, +>_> Wet him >w< go x3 hence :3 and, with his ÚwÚ cap in hand +;;w;; Wike :3 a base ^.^ pandew, howd OwO the >w< chambew-doow +>w< Whiwst uWu by :3 a slave, nyo xDD gendew than my dog, +His ÚwÚ faiwest daughter :3 is UwU contaminyated. +CONSTABWE. Disorder, UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd >w< us, fwiend OwO us nyow! +>_> Wet OwO us uWu on ÚwÚ heaps >w< go :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw >w< wives. +>w< OWWEANS. We awe enow ÚwÚ yet :3 wiving in OwO the field +ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up OwO the Engwish in ^-^ ouw thwongs, +>w< If ^-^ any owdew UwU might >w< be ^w^ thought upon. +^w^ BOUWBON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take owdew nyow! I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ thwong. +>_> Wet life >w< be showt, ewse ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww >w< be xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with prisoners; ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< donye, uWu thwice-vawiant countwymen; +But all's ^.^ nyot donye- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the fiewd. +EXETER. The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +KING HENRY. Wives >_< he, good uncle? >w< Thwice within :3 this hour +I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ thwice OwO up uWu again, ÚwÚ and fighting; +From >_> hewmet ^-^ to OwO the xDD spuw >w< aww UwU bwood ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +EXETER. UwU In ;;w;; which awway, bwave ^-^ sowdiew, doth ^.^ he lie +OwO Wawding OwO the ;;w;; pwain; ÚwÚ and uWu by his bwoody >w< side, +Yoke-fewwow ^-^ to his x3 honyouw-owing uWu wounds, +The x3 nyobwe Eaww >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ awso wies. +>_> Suffowk ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and Yowk, >w< aww haggled over, +x3 Comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, xDD whewe in ÚwÚ gowe ^.^ he uWu way UwU insteeped, +And ^-^ takes him uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd, OwO kisses OwO the gashes +:33 That >_> bwoodiwy >_> did ÚwÚ yawn x3 upon his ;;w;; face, +ÚwÚ He x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud 'Tarry, my cousin ÚwÚ Suffowk. +UwU My ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU thinye ^-^ keep >_> company ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; +^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet >_> souw, uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, then UwU fwy OwO abweast; +UwU As in :3 this ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ and xDD weww-foughten field +We ^-^ kept >_> togethew in ^-^ ouw chivawwy.' +:3 Upon ^.^ these uWu wowds I came ÚwÚ and cheer'd him up; +ÚwÚ He smiw'd me in OwO the ;;w;; face, ^w^ waught me his ;;w;; hand, +And, with :3 a feebwe grip, :33 says >_< 'Deaw my lord, +ÚwÚ Commend my service ^-^ to my >_> suvweign.' +^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he turn, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw Suffowk's neck +ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his >_< wounded arm ÚwÚ and kiss'd his lips; +And so, espous'd ^-^ to >_< death, with UwU bwood ^.^ he seal'd +OwO A >_< testament >_> of noble-ending wuv. +The pwetty ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet manner >_> of ^.^ it fowc'd +Those UwU watews ^-^ fwom me ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have ;;w;; stopp'd; +But I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_> of man in uWu me, +And >w< aww my mothew came OwO into >_< minye eyes +And >_> gave me OwO up ^-^ to uWu teaws. +KING HENRY. I blame you not; +>_< Fow, hearing this, I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce compound +x3 With >_< mistfuw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD issue ^w^ too. [Alarum] +But xDD hawk! what OwO nyew :3 awawum :3 is :3 this same? +The xDD Fwench ^.^ have weinfowc'd theiw scattew'd ^-^ men. +;;w;; Then every sowdiew :33 kiww his prisoners; +>w< Give OwO the >_> wowd UwU thwough. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW + +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Kiww OwO the :33 poys ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wuggage! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ expwesswy x3 against OwO the +OwO waw >_> of arms; 'tis as :33 awwant :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ knyavewy, mark you nyow, as +can >w< be >w< offewt; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, nyow, :3 is ^.^ it not? +UwU GOWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 boy weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cowawdwy +>_> wascaws UwU that ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ battwe UwU ha' x3 donye :3 this swaughtew; +ÚwÚ besides, uWu they ^.^ have burned ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied away >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ was in OwO the +King's tent; xDD whewefowe OwO the UwU King UwU most :3 wowthiwy ;;w;; hath caus'd every +sowdiew ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut his pwisonyew's >_< thwoat. :33 O, 'tis :3 a x3 gawwant >_< King! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU pown at xDD Monmouth, x3 Captain :33 Gowew. What caww you +OwO the x3 town's name xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew OwO the UwU Pig ÚwÚ was :3 bown? +UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Awexandew OwO the x3 Gweat. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ 'pig' great? The OwO pig, ^w^ ow >_> gweat, +^w^ ow OwO the >w< mighty, ^w^ ow OwO the OwO huge, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU magnyanyimous, awe >w< aww ^-^ onye +x3 weckonyings, :33 save OwO the ^.^ phwase :3 is :3 a wittwe >w< vawiations. +UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew OwO the Great ÚwÚ was :3 bown in ÚwÚ Macedon; his fathew +ÚwÚ was called ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of :33 Macedon, as I UwU take it. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is in >_< Macedon xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew :3 is porn. I tell +you, x3 Captain, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ wook in OwO the ÚwÚ maps >_> of OwO the :33 'owwd, I ;;w;; wawwant you +;;w;; saww find, in OwO the comparisons :3 between >_< Macedon ÚwÚ and xDD Monmouth, UwU that +OwO the situations, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 is uWu both alike. Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wivew in +ÚwÚ Macedon; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso xDD moweuvw :3 a >_> wivew at x3 Monmouth; ^.^ it :3 is +xDD caww'd x3 Wye at xDD Monmouth, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< out >_> of my xDD pwains what :3 is OwO the +name >_> of OwO the uWu othew :3 wivew; uWu but 'tis >w< aww one, 'tis alike as my +fingers :3 is ^-^ to my ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and there :3 is ^.^ sawmons in >_> both. >w< If you +mark Alexander's life well, Hawwy >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's life :3 is come +aftew ^.^ it indifferent ;;w;; weww; uWu fow there :3 is :33 figuwes in >w< aww ;;w;; things. +Alexander- :3 God knows, ÚwÚ and you >_> knyow- in his rages, ÚwÚ and his furies, +ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wwaths, ÚwÚ and his OwO chowews, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ moods, ÚwÚ and his +displeasures, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ indignyations, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awso being :3 a wittwe +intoxicates in his uWu pwains, :33 did, in his ales ÚwÚ and his ^-^ angews, ÚwÚ wook +you, :33 kiww his :33 best OwO fwiend, Cleitus. +UwU GOWEW. Our ;;w;; king :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike him in ÚwÚ that: ^.^ he never xDD kiww'd ^-^ any >_> of his +>_< fwiends. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_< donye, mark you nyow, ^-^ to UwU take OwO the tales >_< out +>_> of my OwO mouth ewe ^.^ it :3 is :3 made ÚwÚ and finyished. I speak uWu but in OwO the +:33 figuwes ÚwÚ and comparisons >_> of xDD it; as ^-^ Awexandew xDD kiww'd his fwiend +^w^ Cweitus, being in his ales ÚwÚ and his >_< cups, OwO so ÚwÚ awso Hawwy xDD Monmouth, +being in his ^.^ wight xDD wits ÚwÚ and his good ;;w;; judgments, tuwn'd away OwO the +UwU fat x3 knyight with OwO the gweat :33 bewwy ^-^ doubwet; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of jests, +ÚwÚ and gipes, ÚwÚ and :33 knyavewies, ÚwÚ and mocks; I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot his >w< nyame. +UwU GOWEW. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 That :3 is ^w^ he. I'll tell you there :3 is good x3 men UwU pown at +>_< Monmouth. +UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes his Majesty. + +Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, +ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with ;;w;; pwisonyews. ^w^ Fwouwish + +KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 angwy >_< since I came ^-^ to Fwance +^.^ Untiw :3 this >w< instant. ;;w;; Take :3 a ^.^ twumpet, x3 hewawd, +Ride :3 thou x3 unto OwO the :33 howsemen uWu on yond ;;w;; hiww; +>w< If uWu they uWu wiww fight with >w< us, ;;w;; bid them come ;;w;; down +Ow UwU void OwO the OwO fiewd; uWu they ^-^ do offend ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. +>w< If they'll ^-^ do neither, ^-^ we uWu wiww come ^-^ to them +And ^-^ make them >_> skiww away as swift as >w< stonyes +Enfowced ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ owd Assywian :33 swings; +UwU Besides, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ cut OwO the throats >_> of x3 those ^-^ we x3 have, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU take +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu mewcy. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell them ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew MONTJOY + +EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, my ^.^ wiege. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. His eyes awe humbler than uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to UwU be. +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What :3 means this, hewawd? uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot +:33 That I ^.^ have xDD fin'd ^.^ these bones >_> of >_< minye uWu fow ransom? +Com'st :3 thou UwU again uWu fow ransom? +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. No, gweat x3 King; +I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow chawitabwe ;;w;; wicence, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew o'ew :3 this bwoody field +ÚwÚ To book ^-^ ouw OwO dead, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to :33 buwy them; +ÚwÚ To sort ^-^ ouw nobles ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ^w^ men; +>_< Fow many >_> of ^-^ ouw princes- >_> woe OwO the while!- +Wie ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and OwO soak'd in x3 mewcenyawy bwood; +^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw UwU vuwgaw ^-^ dwench theiw >_> peasant wimbs +UwU In UwU bwood >_> of OwO pwinces; ÚwÚ and theiw >_< wounded steeds +Fret fetlock ^-^ deep in uWu gowe, ÚwÚ and with wiwd ;;w;; wage +x3 Yewk >_< out theiw UwU awmed ^.^ heews at theiw UwU dead masters, +xDD Kiwwing them twice. :33 O, ^w^ give OwO us leave, gweat ;;w;; King, +ÚwÚ To view OwO the field in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and >_< dispose +x3 Of theiw UwU dead :3 bodies! +KING HENRY. I tell ÚwÚ thee truly, x3 hewawd, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^-^ if OwO the :3 day >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow no; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 a many >_> of >_> youw :33 howsemen ;;w;; peew +And ^w^ gawwop o'ew OwO the fiewd. +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The :3 day :3 is ^w^ youws. +KING HENRY. Praised >w< be God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw UwU stwength, uWu fow ^.^ it! +What :3 is :3 this castle xDD caww'd UwU that ^-^ stands ^-^ hawd ^-^ by? +ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ^.^ They caww ^.^ it ^-^ Agincouwt. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ we :3 this OwO the field >_> of xDD Agincouwt, +Fought uWu on OwO the :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ Cwispin ^w^ Cwispianyus. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your ÚwÚ gwandfathew >_> of :3 famous memory, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw +uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ gweat-uncwe >_< Edwawd OwO the Pwack Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, +as I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead in OwO the uWu chwonyicwes, xDD fought :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwave xDD pattwe here +in OwO Fwance. +KING HENRY. ^.^ They :33 did, >_> Fwuewwen. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty :33 says vewy true; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesties :3 is +xDD wememb'wed >_> of it, OwO the ^-^ Wewshmen >_> did good service in garden xDD whewe +;;w;; weeks >_> did >_< gwow, wearing ;;w;; weeks in theiw UwU Monmouth ^.^ caps; ;;w;; which >_> youw +uWu Majesty xDD knyow ^-^ to :3 this hour :3 is OwO an honyouwabwe badge >_> of OwO the ^-^ sewvice; +ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do believe >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ takes nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the >_> week +x3 upon x3 Saint Tavy's day. +KING HENRY. I wear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU memowabwe >_> honyouw; +>_< Fow I x3 am Welsh, you >w< knyow, good countwyman. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the >w< watew in x3 Wye cannyot wash >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 Wewsh +^-^ pwood >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pody, I can tell you ;;w;; that. ^-^ Got pless ^.^ it ÚwÚ and +OwO pwesewve ^.^ it as wong as ^.^ it pweases his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and his uWu Majesty OwO too! +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thanks, good my countwyman. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By ^-^ Jeshu, I x3 am >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 countwyman, cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who +xDD knyow xDD it; I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the 'orld: I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be +asham'd >_> of >_> youw uWu Majesty, praised >w< be >w< Got, OwO so wong as >_> youw uWu Majesty +:3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. + +x3 Entew WILLIAMS + +KING HENRY. :3 God ^-^ keep me so! Our heralds >w< go with UwU him: +>_< Bwing me ^.^ just nyotice >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU dead +uWu On uWu both ^-^ ouw pawts. ^-^ Caww :33 yondew :3 fewwow hithew. +>_< Exeunt heralds with MONTJOY +EXETER. ^w^ Sowdiew, you >w< must come ^-^ to OwO the King. +KING HENRY. ^w^ Sowdiew, x3 why wear'st :3 thou UwU that :3 gwuv in >w< thy ^-^ cap? +WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, 'tis OwO the :3 gage >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that I +shouwd fight ^-^ withaw, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> awive. +KING HENRY. An Engwishman? +WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 a >w< wascaw UwU that :3 swaggew'd with me +last >_< nyight; :3 who, ^-^ if UwU 'a live ÚwÚ and >w< evew dare ^-^ to challenge :3 this +x3 gwuv, I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to UwU take him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' >_> eaw; ^w^ ow ^-^ if I can UwU see +my :3 gwuv in his ÚwÚ cap- ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 swowe, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he +would wear ^-^ if awive- I uWu wiww strike ^.^ it >_< out soundly. +KING HENRY. What ÚwÚ think you, x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, :3 is ^.^ it x3 fit :3 this +sowdiew ^-^ keep his >_> oath? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^-^ cwaven ÚwÚ and :3 a villain ewse, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw +uWu Majesty, in my >_< conscience. +KING HENRY. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be his enemy :3 is :3 a gentlemen >_> of gweat sort, ^-^ quite +^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of his degree. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be as good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the uWu Deviw ;;w;; is, as +:3 Wucifiew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bewzebub himself, ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw Gwace, +UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ keep his x3 vow ÚwÚ and his >_> oath; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, UwU see you +nyow, his weputation :3 is as :33 awwant :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ Jacksauce as +>w< evew his bwack :33 shoe >w< twod x3 upon God's gwound ÚwÚ and his :3 eawth, in my +^.^ conscience, wa. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then ^-^ keep >w< thy vow, ÚwÚ siwwah, when :3 thou ;;w;; meet'st OwO the +fewwow. +WILLIAMS. ^w^ So I :3 Wiww, my UwU wiege, as I wive. +KING HENRY. OwO Who >_< sewv'st :3 thou >_< undew? +WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew x3 Captain >w< Gowew, my ^.^ wiege. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Gowew :3 is :3 a good captain, ÚwÚ and :3 is good knowledge ÚwÚ and +witewatuwed in OwO the ;;w;; waws. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww him UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, sowdiew. +WILLIAMS. I wiww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit +KING HENRY. Here, Fwuewwen; wear :3 thou :3 this :3 favouw uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick +^.^ it in >w< thy xDD cap; when ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; down togethew, I +UwU pwuck'd :3 this :3 gwuv ^-^ fwom his helm. >w< If ^-^ any man challenge this, ^.^ he +:3 is :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pewson; ^-^ if :3 thou +uWu encountew ^-^ any :33 such, ^.^ appwehend ^w^ him, OwO an :3 thou OwO dost me wuv. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your OwO Gwace OwO does me as gweat honours as can >w< be >w< desiw'd in +OwO the hearts >_> of his ^.^ subjects. I would fain UwU see OwO the man UwU that >_> has uWu but +two >w< wegs UwU that uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf >_< aggwief'd at :3 this x3 gwuv, UwU that :3 is +uWu aww; uWu but I would fain UwU see ^.^ it once, OwO an >w< pwease :3 God >_> of his OwO gwace +UwU that I UwU might :3 see. +KING HENRY. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Gowew? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is my dear OwO fwiend, OwO an >w< pwease you. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >w< go >w< seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him ^-^ to my >w< tent. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. Exit +KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, +Follow Fwuewwen cwosewy at OwO the heels; +The :3 gwuv ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given him uWu fow :3 a :3 favouw +May uWu hapwy ^-^ puwchase him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' OwO eaw. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_> sowdiew's: OwO I, uWu by :3 bawgain, shouwd +OwO Weaw ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. OwO Fowwow, good cousin xDD Wawwick; +>w< If UwU that OwO the sowdiew strike ^w^ him, as I ;;w;; judge +By his >w< bwunt beawing ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep his ;;w;; wowd, +uWu Some ^w^ sudden mischief ^-^ may xDD awise >_> of xDD it; +>_< Fow I ^-^ do xDD knyow Fwuewwen :3 vawiant, +And ^w^ touch'd with chowew, ^.^ hot as >_< gunpowdew, +And >_> quickwy uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO an >w< injuwy; +OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and UwU see there >w< be nyo harm :3 between ^.^ them. +uWu Go you with uWu me, uncwe >_> of >_> Exetew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +Before KING HENRY'S :33 PAVIWION + +x3 Entew :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and WILLIAMS + +WILLIAMS. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 knyight you, uWu Captain. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN + +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. God's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his pweasuwe, x3 Captain, I uWu beseech you nyow, +come uWu apace ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: there :3 is ^-^ mowe good towawd you +peradventure than :3 is in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ to ^-^ dweam >_> of. +WILLIAMS. >_> Siw, xDD knyow you :3 this glove? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Knyow OwO the glove? I xDD knyow OwO the :3 gwuv :3 is :3 a glove. +WILLIAMS. I xDD knyow ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I challenge it. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an :33 awwant >_> twaitow as x3 any's in OwO the unyivewsaw +UwU wowwd, ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow in :33 Engwand! +UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! you viwwain! +WILLIAMS. Do you ÚwÚ think I'll >w< be >_> fowswown? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Stand ^w^ away, x3 Captain OwO Gowew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give uWu tweason his +;;w;; payment OwO into plows, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +WILLIAMS. I x3 am nyo ^-^ twaitow. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ That's :3 a lie in >w< thy >_< thwoat. I chawge you in his :33 Majesty's +uWu nyame, ^.^ appwehend UwU him: :33 he's :3 a fwiend >_> of OwO the UwU Duke Alencon's. + +x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! how nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, here UwU is- praised >w< be :3 God uWu fow it!- :3 a +UwU most xDD contagious uWu tweason come ^-^ to >_< wight, ÚwÚ wook you, as you uWu shaww +desiwe in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his Majesty. + +x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW + +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< twaitow, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook +>_> youw Gwace, >_> has struck OwO the :3 gwuv ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is UwU take >_< out +>_> of OwO the >_> hewmet >_> of xDD Awencon. +WILLIAMS. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this ÚwÚ was my >w< gwuv: here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of xDD it; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to in >_> change OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in his +xDD cap; I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to strike him ^-^ if ^.^ he did; I met :3 this man with my +:3 gwuv in his xDD cap, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >_< been as good as my :33 wowd. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty hear nyow, saving >_> youw :33 Majesty's manhood, +what OwO an :33 awwant, rascally, beggarly, wousy ^.^ knyave ^.^ it >_> is; I >w< hope +>_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is peaw me OwO testimony ÚwÚ and ;;w;; witnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww +UwU avouchment, UwU that :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty +:3 is ^w^ give me; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, OwO nyow. +KING HENRY. >w< Give me >w< thy x3 gwuv, sowdiew; look, here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of +it. +ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO I, :3 indeed, :3 thou >w< pwomised'st ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, +And :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me UwU most :33 bittew tewms. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. An >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, let his neck ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it, ^-^ if +there :3 is ^-^ any martial OwO waw in OwO the world. +KING HENRY. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make me UwU satisfaction? +WILLIAMS. ^-^ Aww UwU offences, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; never came +^-^ any ^-^ fwom >_< minye UwU that UwU might offend >_> youw Majesty. +KING HENRY. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ouwsewf :3 thou didst UwU abuse. +WILLIAMS. Your uWu Majesty came ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu youwsewf: you appeaw'd ^-^ to me +uWu but as :3 a ^w^ common >w< man; witness OwO the night, >_> youw x3 gawments, >_> youw +^-^ wowwinyess; ÚwÚ and what >_> youw Highness suffer'd uWu undew UwU that ^-^ shape I +uWu beseech you UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot mine; uWu fow xDD had you +>_< been as I took you for, I :3 made nyo UwU offence; ^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech +>_> youw Highness pawdon >_> me. +KING HENRY. Here, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, fiww :3 this :3 gwuv with cwowns, +And ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. Keep it, fellow; +And wear ^.^ it uWu fow OwO an uWu honyouw in >w< thy ÚwÚ cap +;;w;; Tiww I ^-^ do challenge it. >w< Give him OwO the xDD cwowns; +And, x3 Captain, you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with >_> him. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By :3 this :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< wight, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> has mettle enough +in his belly: >_< howd, there :3 is twewve ;;w;; pence uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you +^-^ to sewve God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you >_< out >_> of xDD pwawws, ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and +:33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< dissensions, :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the better +uWu fow you. +WILLIAMS. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^-^ monyey. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is with :3 a good wiww; I can tell you ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve you +^-^ to OwO mend >_> youw ^-^ shoes. ^w^ Come, xDD whewefowe shouwd you >w< be OwO so pashfuw? +Your ÚwÚ shoes :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good UwU siwwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^w^ ow +I uWu wiww >_> change it. + +x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +KING HENRY. Nyow, x3 hewawd, awe OwO the UwU dead numb'red? +^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the >_< swaught'wed OwO Fwench. +^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] +KING HENRY. What prisoners >_> of good sort awe >w< taken, uncle? +EXETER. Charles UwU Duke >_> of OwO Owweans, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; +uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and Wowd Bouciquawt; +x3 Of uWu othew uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_> bawons, knyights ÚwÚ and :3 squiwes, +>w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed, >w< besides ^w^ common ^-^ men. +KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ nyote doth tell me >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench +:33 That in OwO the field lie slain; >_> of princes in :3 this ^w^ nyumbew, +And nobles beawing banners, there lie UwU dead +>_< Onye ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ added ^-^ to :33 these, +x3 Of knights, esquiwes, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant gentlemen, +OwO Eight ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw hundwed; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which +^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; wewe uWu but yesterday dubb'd uWu knyights. +^w^ So UwU that, in ^.^ these >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu they ^.^ have lost, +Thewe awe uWu but UwU sixteen ^-^ hundwed mercenaries; +The west awe princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, knights, :3 squiwes, +And gentlemen >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and quality. +The >_< nyames >_> of x3 those theiw nobles UwU that lie uWu dead: +Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; +>w< Jaques >_> of >_> Chatiwwon, :3 Admiwaw >_> of xDD Fwance; +The ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the >_< cwoss-bows, Wowd ÚwÚ Wambuwes; +Great ^-^ Mastew >_> of UwU Fwance, OwO the bwave Sir :3 Guichawd Dowphin; +uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Alencon; Antony UwU Duke >_> of Bwabant, +The bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Burgundy; +And >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Baw. x3 Of >w< wusty >_< eawws, +OwO Gwandpwe ÚwÚ and Roussi, Fauconbridge ÚwÚ and :3 Foix, +:3 Beaumont ÚwÚ and uWu Mawwe, OwO Vaudemont ÚwÚ and >w< Westwake. +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 woyaw OwO fewwowship >_> of >_< death! +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ;;w;; dead? +[HEWAWD pwesents another >_> papew] +>_< Edwawd OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, OwO the Eaww >_> of Suffowk, +Sir Richard x3 Kikewy, Davy OwO Gam, :33 Esquiwe; +None ewse >_> of ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww uWu othew x3 men +But five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. :3 O God, >w< thy arm ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< us, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy arm xDD awonye, +>_> Ascwibe ^-^ we all. ^w^ When, ^-^ without stwatagem, +But in ;;w;; pwain shock ÚwÚ and x3 even xDD pway >_> of battwe, +>_> Was >w< evew OwO knyown OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe ;;w;; wos +uWu On ^-^ onye part ÚwÚ and uWu on th' other? ;;w;; Take it, God, +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thinye. +EXETER. ^.^ 'Tis wondewfuw! +KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we in x3 pwocession ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwwage; +And >w< be ^.^ it death >_< pwocwaimed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw host +ÚwÚ To boast >_> of :3 this ^w^ ow UwU take UwU that UwU pwaise ^-^ fwom :3 God +^w^ Which :3 is his :33 onwy. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot lawful, OwO an >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ to tell how +many :3 is ^-^ kiww'd? +KING HENRY. x3 Yes, Captain; uWu but with :3 this OwO acknyowwedgment, +:33 That :3 God xDD fought uWu fow ÚwÚ us. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ he >_> did OwO us gweat :33 good. +KING HENRY. Do ^-^ we >w< aww holy uWu wites: +>_> Wet there >w< be uWu sung >w< 'Nyon >_> nyobis' ÚwÚ and 'Te Deum'; +The UwU dead with charity enclos'd in :33 cway- +And then ^-^ to OwO Cawais; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand then; +:3 Whewe :33 nye'ew ^-^ fwom Fwance awwiv'd ^-^ mowe x3 happy ^-^ men. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. PROLOGUE. + +x3 Entew CHORUS + +CHORUS. Vouchsafe ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead OwO the story +:33 That I ^-^ may :3 pwompt them; ÚwÚ and >_> of such as x3 have, +I humbly pray them ^-^ to UwU admit th' ;;w;; excuse +x3 Of UwU time, >_> of numbers, ÚwÚ and :3 due ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO things, +^w^ Which cannyot in theiw huge ÚwÚ and pwopew life +Be here presented. Nyow ^-^ we bear OwO the UwU King +Towawd >w< Cawais. >_> Gwant him ^.^ thewe. Thewe ^.^ seen, +>w< Heave him away x3 upon >_> youw >w< winged >_> thoughts +UwU Athwawt OwO the >_> sea. >_< Behowd, OwO the Engwish :3 beach +Pawes in OwO the flood with ^-^ men, with x3 wives, ÚwÚ and uWu boys, +uWu Whose shouts ÚwÚ and :33 cwaps out-voice OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< sea, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty >_> whiffwew, fowe OwO the UwU King +xDD Seems ^-^ to :33 pwepawe his way. ^w^ So let him wand, +And solemnly UwU see him xDD set uWu on ^-^ to Wondon. +^w^ So swift :3 a pace ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought UwU that x3 even :3 nyow +You ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye him x3 upon ;;w;; Bwackheath; +:3 Whewe UwU that his uWu wowds desiwe him ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye +His uWu bwuised >_> hewmet ÚwÚ and his uWu bended >_< swowd +Before him OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowbids it, +>_> Being free ^-^ fwom vainnyess ÚwÚ and sewf-gwowious pwide; +UwU Giving :33 fuww twophy, :3 signyaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ostent, +OwO Quite ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to God. But :3 nyow >w< behowd +UwU In OwO the uWu quick ;;w;; fowge ÚwÚ and OwO wowking-house >_> of thought, +OwO How UwU Wondon doth pouw >_< out xDD hew ;;w;; citizens! +The >_< mayow ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ;;w;; bwethwen in :33 best >w< sowt- +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of th' >_> antique Wome, +x3 With OwO the >_< pwebeians swawming at theiw heels- +uWu Go :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch theiw :3 conqu'wing Caesar in; +As, uWu by :3 a wowew uWu but :33 woving ÚwÚ wikewihood, +Were :3 nyow OwO the x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious ;;w;; Empwess- +UwU As in good UwU time ^.^ he :3 may- ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand ^w^ coming, +Bwinging webewwion broached uWu on his ;;w;; swowd, +OwO How many would OwO the ^w^ peacefuw :33 city ;;w;; quit +ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome :3 him! ^.^ Much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, +OwO Did uWu they :3 this Harry. Nyow in UwU Wondon place x3 him- +UwU As ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD wamentation >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench +ÚwÚ Invites OwO the UwU King >_> of England's stay at >_< home; +The Emperor's UwU coming in behawf >_> of Fwance +ÚwÚ To owdew xDD peace :3 between them; ÚwÚ and x3 omit +^-^ Aww OwO the UwU occuwwences, ^.^ whatevew :33 chanc'd, +;;w;; Tiww OwO Hawwy's uWu back-wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +Thewe >w< must ^-^ we bwing him; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> pway'd +The >w< intewim, uWu by OwO wememb'wing you 'tis ^.^ past. +;;w;; Then ^.^ bwook ^-^ abwidgment; ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >w< advance, +:33 Aftew >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, straight xDD back UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW + +UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^-^ wight; uWu but x3 why wear you >_> youw >_> week uWu to-day? x3 Saint +>w< Davy's :3 day :3 is ^.^ past. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is >w< occasions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes x3 why ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe in >w< aww +;;w;; things. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; ass my OwO fwiend, x3 Captain Gowew: OwO the +rascally, xDD scawd, beggarly, ÚwÚ wousy, pragging >_< knyave, Pistow- ;;w;; which +you ÚwÚ and yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be nyo x3 pettew than :3 a +fewwow, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, >_> of nyo merits- ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and prings +me >w< pwead ÚwÚ and salt x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me xDD eat my ;;w;; week; ^.^ it +ÚwÚ was in :3 a place xDD whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot breed nyo ^-^ contendon with him; uWu but +I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see him UwU once +uWu again, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww tell him :3 a wittwe piece >_> of my desiwes. + +x3 Entew PISTOW + +UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ;;w;; swewwing >_< wike :3 a >_> tuwkey-cock. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter uWu fow his ;;w;; swewwings :3 nyow his ÚwÚ tuwkey-cocks. +:3 God pless you, >_< Aunchient UwU Pistow! you OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, :3 God +pless xDD you! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha! art :3 thou bedwam? Dost :3 thou uWu thiwst, base OwO Twoyan, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me ^-^ fowd OwO up Pawca's :33 fataw OwO web? +:33 Hence! I x3 am qualmish at OwO the smell >_> of >_< week. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ;;w;; peseech you >w< heawtiwy, OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, at my +desiwes, ÚwÚ and my requests, ÚwÚ and my :33 petitions, ^-^ to >w< eat, ÚwÚ wook you, +:3 this ;;w;; week; ;;w;; because, ÚwÚ wook you, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love it, :3 nyow >_> youw +^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< appetites, ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu digestions, OwO does ^.^ nyot +agree with it, I would desiwe you ^-^ to xDD eat it. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot uWu fow Cadwallader ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_> goats. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye OwO goat uWu fow you. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] uWu Wiww you >w< be OwO so +uWu good, scawd >_< knyave, as xDD eat it? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base OwO Twoyan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. You uWu say vewy true, scawd knave- when God's uWu wiww is. I +uWu wiww desiwe you ^-^ to live in OwO the :33 meantime, ÚwÚ and xDD eat >_> youw victuaws; +xDD come, there :3 is :33 sauce uWu fow it. [Stwiking him again] You xDD caww'd me +yesterday mountain-squiwe; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ make you OwO to-day :3 a squire >_> of +low degree. I pray you ^-^ faww to; ^-^ if you can xDD mock :3 a >w< week, you can +xDD eat :3 a >_< week. +UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Enyough, x3 Captain, you ^.^ have astonyish'd >_> him. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu say I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat >w< some part >_> of my >w< week, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww +:3 peat his OwO pate ;;w;; fouw ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Bite, I pray you, ^.^ it :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw +green x3 wound ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; pwoody ^-^ coxcomb. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Must I ^-^ bite? +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, ;;w;; cewtainwy, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of xDD question +UwU too, ÚwÚ and ambiguides. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. By :3 this >w< week, I uWu wiww UwU most howwibwy :33 wevenge- I xDD eat ÚwÚ and >w< eat, +I :33 sweaw- +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Eat, I pray OwO you; uWu wiww you ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 sauce ^-^ to >_> youw +week? Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot enough >_> week ^-^ to uWu sweaw by. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Quiet >w< thy cudgel: :3 thou OwO dost UwU see I >w< eat. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Much good ^-^ do you, scawd >_< knyave, ^w^ heawtiwy. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you +thwow UwU nyonye away; OwO the ^.^ skin :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken ^-^ coxcomb. When +you UwU take >w< occasions ^-^ to UwU see ;;w;; weeks hereafter, I pray you xDD mock at +x3 'em; UwU that :3 is all. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Good. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; weeks :3 is :33 good. Hold you, there :3 is :3 a ^w^ gwoat ^-^ to ^w^ heaw +>_> youw UwU pate. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Me :3 a uWu gwoat! +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, verily ÚwÚ and in truth, you uWu shaww UwU take xDD it; ^w^ ow I ^.^ have +another >_> week in my ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; which you uWu shaww >w< eat. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I UwU take >w< thy ^w^ gwoat in eawnyest >_> of wevenge. +;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If I owe you ^w^ anything I uWu wiww pay you in cudgews; you +uWu shaww >w< be :3 a woodmongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy nyothing >_> of me uWu but >w< cudgews. :3 God UwU bye +you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ heaw >_> youw UwU pate. +Exit +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Aww heww uWu shaww :33 stiw uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +UwU GOWEW. Go, go: you awe :3 a ÚwÚ coutewfeit >_> cowawdwy knave. uWu Wiww you xDD mock +at OwO an ÚwÚ ancient tradition, begun x3 upon OwO an honyouwabwe :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and +OwO wown as :3 a UwU memowabwe trophy >_> of predeceased valour, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot +>_< avouch in >_> youw deeds ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw wowds? I ^.^ have uWu seen you :3 gweeking +ÚwÚ and :33 gawwing at :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ twice ^w^ ow xDD thwice. You thought, +^.^ because ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak Engwish in OwO the ÚwÚ nyative garb, ^.^ he :33 couwd +^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe handle OwO an Engwish UwU cudgew; you find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth let :3 a x3 Wewsh correction teach you :3 a good Engwish +:3 condition. Fawe ye :33 weww. Exit +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Doth >_> Fowtunye xDD pway OwO the huswife with me ^w^ nyow? +News ^.^ have I UwU that my ^-^ Nyeww :3 is UwU dead >w< i' th' UwU spitaw +x3 Of mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; +And there my ^w^ wendezvous :3 is ^-^ quite ÚwÚ cut UwU off. +Old I ^-^ do ^-^ wax; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my x3 weawy wimbs +^-^ Honyouw :3 is cudgeww'd. Weww, uWu bawd I'll turn, +And xDD something lean ^-^ to uWu cutpuwse >_> of uWu quick hand. +ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand uWu wiww I steal, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^.^ steaw; +And >w< patches uWu wiww I >_< get x3 unto ^.^ these cudgeww'd OwO scaws, +And uWu sweaw I ^w^ got them in OwO the x3 Gawwia ;;w;; waws. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, KING HENWY, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, +WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; at another, OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, ÚwÚ QUEEN ISABEL, +OwO the UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ALICE, ÚwÚ and uWu othew UwU WADIES; OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY, +ÚwÚ and his x3 twain + +KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to :3 this UwU meeting, xDD whewefowe ^-^ we awe ^w^ met! +^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw bwothew UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, +OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ day; ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and good :3 wishes +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most fair ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy cousin >w< Kathewinye. +And, as :3 a branch ÚwÚ and membew >_> of :3 this ^w^ woyawty, +By xDD whom :3 this gweat >_< assembwy :3 is :33 contwiv'd, +We ^-^ do salute you, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. +And, princes x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and peers, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! +FRENCH ^w^ KING. Wight xDD joyous awe ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw ;;w;; face, +uWu Most >w< wowthy bwothew England; ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! +^w^ So awe you, princes Engwish, every ^w^ onye. +ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. ^w^ So x3 happy >w< be OwO the ;;w;; issue, bwothew >_> Engwand, +x3 Of :3 this good :3 day ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this >_< gwacious meeting +UwU As ^-^ we awe :3 nyow ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw x3 eyes- +Your >_> eyes, ;;w;; which hithewto ^.^ have UwU home in ;;w;; them, +uWu Against OwO the xDD Fwench UwU that met them in theiw ^-^ bent, +The :33 fataw x3 bawws >_> of ^w^ muwdewing ÚwÚ basiwisks; +The venyom >_> of such >w< wooks, ^-^ we ^w^ faiwwy hope, +>_< Have lost theiw OwO quawity; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 this :3 day +:33 Shaww >_> change >w< aww gwiefs ÚwÚ and quarrels OwO into wuv. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ amen ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we appear. +ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. You Engwish princes >_> an, I ^-^ do salute you. +>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you ^.^ both, uWu on >w< equaw love, +Great >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and :33 Engwand! :33 That I ^.^ have labour'd +x3 With >w< aww my wits, my ÚwÚ pains, ÚwÚ and >w< stwong endeavours, +ÚwÚ To bwing >_> youw UwU most >w< impewiaw uWu Majesties +^.^ Unto :3 this bar ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw interview, +Your >w< mightinyess uWu on uWu both pawts :33 best can witnyess. +x3 Since then my >w< office ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +:33 That ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw eye ^-^ to eye +You ^.^ have :3 congweeted, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< disgwace me +>w< If I ;;w;; demand, before :3 this :33 woyaw OwO view, +What wub ^w^ ow what uWu impediment there :3 is +UwU Why UwU that OwO the naked, xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO mangwed Peace, +UwU Deaw ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of :3 awts, plenties, ÚwÚ and >_< joyfuw ^-^ biwths, +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot in :3 this :33 best garden >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +Our :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, >w< put OwO up xDD hew UwU wuvwy UwU visage? +^.^ Awas, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD too wong >_< been >_< chas'd! +And >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy doth lie uWu on :33 heaps, +>w< Cowwupting in ^.^ it >_> own fewtiwity. +Her vine, OwO the >_> mewwy ;;w;; cheewew >_> of OwO the xDD heawt, +*looks away* Unpwunyed dies; xDD hew :33 hedges even-pleach'd, +;;w;; Wike prisoners >_> wiwdwy ^.^ uvwgwown with >_> haiw, +x3 Put :3 fowth xDD disowdew'd ^w^ twigs; xDD hew ÚwÚ fawwow leas +The darnel, hemlock, ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^w^ fumitowy, +^-^ Doth >w< woot OwO upon, >_< whiwe UwU that OwO the ;;w;; couwtew wusts +:33 That shouwd :33 dewacinyate such ^-^ savagewy; +The x3 even ;;w;; mead, UwU that :33 ewst ^w^ bwought OwO sweetwy :3 fowth +The uWu fweckwed ;;w;; cowswip, ^.^ buwnyet, ÚwÚ and green UwU cwuvw, +UwU Wanting OwO the ;;w;; scythe, >w< aww uncorrected, wank, +Conceives uWu by ;;w;; idwenyess, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^w^ teems +But ^-^ hatefuw docks, xDD wough UwU thistwes, uWu kecksies, buws, +Losing uWu both x3 beauty ÚwÚ and :33 utiwity. +And as ^-^ ouw xDD vinyeyawds, ;;w;; fawwows, ÚwÚ meads, ÚwÚ and >w< hedges, +:3 Defective in theiw OwO nyatuwes, gwow ^-^ to uWu wiwdnyess; +>_< Even OwO so ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and chiwdwen +>_< Have lost, ^w^ ow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU time, +The >_> sciences UwU that shouwd ÚwÚ become ^-^ ouw country; +But >_< gwow, >_< wike >_> savages- as xDD sowdiews wiww, +:33 That nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ meditate uWu on blood- +ÚwÚ To sweawing ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< wooks, ^w^ diffus'd attiwe, +And OwO evewything UwU that uWu seems unnatural. +^w^ Which ^-^ to reduce OwO into ^-^ ouw fowmew >_< favout +You awe ;;w;; assembwed; ÚwÚ and my OwO speech ;;w;; entweats +:33 That I ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the let x3 why gentwe xDD Peace +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> expew ^.^ these xDD inconvenyiences +And bless OwO us with xDD hew fowmew ^w^ quawities. +KING HENRY. ^.^ If, UwU Duke >_> of Buwgundy, you would OwO the xDD peace +uWu Whose UwU want gives xDD gwowth ^-^ to th' impewfections +^w^ Which you ^.^ have xDD cited, you >w< must ^-^ buy UwU that xDD peace +x3 With :33 fuww accowd ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ just demands; +uWu Whose >w< tenyouws ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw effects +You x3 have, >_> enscheduw'd :3 bwiefwy, in >_> youw hands. +>w< BUWGUNDY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath heard them; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which as ÚwÚ yet +Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ answew ^.^ made. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, OwO the :3 peace, +^w^ Which you before OwO so uwg'd, :3 wies in his >w< answew. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. I ^.^ have uWu but with :3 a >_> cuwsowawy eye +:33 O'ewgwanced OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; ^w^ pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint >w< some >_> of >_> youw council ÚwÚ pwesentwy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit with OwO us UwU once :3 mowe, with better ^w^ heed +ÚwÚ To :33 we-suwvey ;;w;; them, ^-^ we uWu wiww :33 suddenwy +OwO Pass ^-^ ouw accept ÚwÚ and pewemptowy >w< answew. +KING HENRY. xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we shall. Go, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, +And bwothew Clarence, ÚwÚ and you, bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, +UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and :33 Huntington, >w< go with OwO the x3 King; +And UwU take with you free power ^-^ to ;;w;; watify, +ÚwÚ Augment, ^w^ ow alter, as >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 best +:33 Shaww UwU see advantageabwe uWu fow ^-^ ouw dignity, +>w< Any xDD thing in ^w^ ow >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw demands; +And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ consign thereto. uWu Wiww you, fair ;;w;; sistew, +uWu Go with OwO the princes ^w^ ow stay here with >_> us? +ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. Our >_< gwacious :33 bwothew, I uWu wiww >w< go with them; +:3 Hapwy :3 a :3 woman's >w< voice ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< some uWu good, +When xDD awticwes xDD too ;;w;; nyicewy urg'd >w< be ÚwÚ stood x3 on. +KING HENRY. >_> Yet xDD weave ^-^ ouw cousin ;;w;; Kathewinye here with >_< us; +She :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 capitaw ;;w;; demand, >w< compwis'd +xDD Within OwO the fore-rank >_> of ^-^ ouw articles. +ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. She ;;w;; hath good weave. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE +KING HENRY. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 faiw, +uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to teach :3 a sowdiew >_> tewms +Such as uWu wiww ÚwÚ entew at :3 a lady's eaw, +And >w< pwead his ^w^ wuv-suit ^-^ to xDD hew gentwe :3 heawt? +KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majesty uWu shaww xDD mock me; I cannyot speak >_> youw Engwand. +KING HENRY. :3 O fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, ^-^ if you uWu wiww love me soundwy with >_> youw +xDD Fwench xDD heawt, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear you x3 confess ^.^ it bwokenwy with +>_> youw Engwish OwO tongue. Do you >_< wike uWu me, Kate? +KATHEWINyE. ^w^ Pawdonnyez-moi, I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< wike >_> me. +KING HENRY. An :3 angew :3 is >_< wike you, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you awe >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; angew. +KATHEWINyE. >_< Que OwO dit-iw? OwO que x3 je >w< suis semblable :3 a ^w^ wes uWu anges? +ALICE. >_> Oui, vraiment, >_< sauf uWu votwe >w< gwace, ÚwÚ ainsi uWu dit-iw. +KING HENRY. I ^w^ said so, dear ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 bwush ^-^ to +;;w;; affiwm it. +KATHEWINyE. :3 O bon >w< Dieu! ^w^ wes langues x3 des hommes ^.^ sont uWu pweinyes ^.^ de +tromperies. +KING HENRY. What :33 says :33 she, fair ÚwÚ onye? UwU that OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of x3 men awe +:33 fuww >_> of ^.^ deceits? +ALICE. >_> Oui, dat ^.^ de ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; mans :3 is >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ deceits- dat :3 is +^.^ de >_> Pwincess. +KING HENRY. The ^w^ Pwincess :3 is OwO the better uWu Engwish-woman. uWu I' :33 faith, +x3 Kate, my :3 wooing :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy x3 undewstanding: I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou +^w^ canst speak nyo better UwU Engwish; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou wouldst +find me such :3 a ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; king UwU that :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ think I xDD had :3 sowd my +^.^ fawm ^-^ to ^-^ buy my ^w^ cwown. I xDD knyow nyo ^-^ ways ^-^ to mince ^.^ it in love, uWu but +:33 diwectwy ^-^ to uWu say OwO 'I love ^w^ you.' >_> Then, ^-^ if you :3 uwge me farther than +^-^ to uWu say >w< 'Do you in UwU faith?' I wear >_< out my ;;w;; suit. >w< Give me >_> youw +answew; >w< i' :33 faith, do; ÚwÚ and OwO so cwap ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; bawgain. OwO How uWu say +you, >w< wady? +KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, me undewstand :33 weww. +KING HENRY. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if you would >w< put me ^-^ to OwO vewses ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu fow +>_> youw UwU sake, x3 Kate, x3 why you UwU undid me; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye I ^.^ have neither +uWu wowds :3 nyow >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the uWu othew I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength in +>_> measuwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe measuwe in strength. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ win :3 a +wady at >_> weap-fwog, ^w^ ow uWu by UwU vauwting OwO into my saddle with my xDD awmouw +uWu on my ^w^ back, uWu undew OwO the correction >_> of ^.^ bwagging >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I +shouwd >_> quickwy :33 weap OwO into wife. Ow ^-^ if I UwU might buffet uWu fow my love, +^w^ ow bound my horse uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ favouws, I :33 couwd uWu way uWu on >_< wike :3 a uWu butchew, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit >_< wike :3 a :33 jack-an-apes, never UwU off. But, before God, x3 Kate, I +cannyot ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gweenwy, :3 nyow gasp >_< out my UwU cwoquence, :3 nyow I ^.^ have nyo +ÚwÚ cunnying in pwotestation; only downwight oaths, ;;w;; which I never ;;w;; use +ÚwÚ tiww uwg'd, :3 nyow never >_< bweak uWu fow UwU uwging. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst love :3 a +:3 fewwow >_> of :3 this tempew, x3 Kate, uWu whose ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth :33 sunbuwnying, +UwU that never looks in his :3 gwass uWu fow love >_> of ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees there, +let UwU thinye eye >w< be >w< thy ^.^ cook. I speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwain sowdiew. >w< If :3 thou +^w^ canst love me uWu fow this, UwU take me; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I +uWu shaww die :3 is uWu twue- uWu but uWu fow >w< thy love, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, no; ÚwÚ yet I love +ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. And >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, dear x3 Kate, UwU take :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of +;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and uncoined OwO constancy; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >_< wight, +^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to ^w^ woo in uWu othew ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu fow ^.^ these +xDD fewwows >_> of >_< infinyite tongue, UwU that can x3 whyme themsewves OwO into +ladies' ^.^ favouws, uWu they ^-^ do :33 awways reason themsewves >_< out again. +>_< What! :3 a speakew :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 pwatew: :3 a x3 whyme :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ bawwad. OwO A good +^w^ weg uWu wiww fall; :3 a straight xDD back uWu wiww :33 stoop; :3 a bwack beard uWu wiww +xDD tuwn white; :3 a ;;w;; cuww'd OwO pate uWu wiww gwow bawd; :3 a fair ;;w;; face uWu wiww +wither; :3 a :33 fuww eye uWu wiww wax ^w^ howwow. But :3 a good xDD heawt, x3 Kate, :3 is +OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and OwO the moon; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ moon- uWu fow +^.^ it uWu shinyes UwU bwight ÚwÚ and never changes, uWu but >_< keeps his ^-^ couwse ;;w;; twuwy. +>w< If :3 thou would ^.^ have such :3 a one, UwU take me; ÚwÚ and UwU take uWu me, UwU take :3 a +sowdiew; UwU take :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU take :3 a xDD king. And what xDD say'st thou, then, +^-^ to my love? xDD Speak, my :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faiwwy, I pray thee. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe dat I UwU souwd love ^.^ de enemy >_> of :33 Fwance? +KING HENRY. No, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot possibwe you shouwd love OwO the enemy >_> of +UwU Fwance, x3 Kate, uWu but in :33 woving me you shouwd love OwO the fwiend >_> of +xDD Fwance; uWu fow I love Fwance OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with :3 a +>w< viwwage >_> of xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< aww x3 minye. And, x3 Kate, when Fwance :3 is +>_< minye ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, then x3 youws :3 is Fwance ÚwÚ and you awe x3 minye. +KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< dat. +KING HENRY. No, Kate? I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe +uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my :33 tongue >_< wike :3 a >w< nyew-mawwied UwU wife about xDD hew +>_< husband's neck, hardly ^-^ to >w< be shook UwU off. ^.^ Je :33 quand sur ^-^ we +UwU possession ^.^ de UwU Fwance, xDD et :33 quand ^.^ vous avez ^-^ we UwU possession ^.^ de >_> moi- +let me >_> see, what ^.^ then? x3 Saint Denyis >w< be my >w< speed!- ^-^ donc uWu votwe >_< est +Fwance xDD et ^.^ vous >_> etes UwU miennye. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy uWu fow uWu me, x3 Kate, ^-^ to +OwO conquew OwO the :3 kingdom as ^-^ to speak OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ Fwench: I uWu shaww +never move ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to waugh at >_> me. +KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, ^-^ we Francais OwO que ^.^ vous ÚwÚ pawwez, UwU iw >_< est +meiwweuw OwO que xDD w'Angwais OwO wequew x3 je >w< pawwe. +KING HENRY. No, :33 faith, :3 is't ;;w;; nyot, OwO Kate; uWu but >w< thy ;;w;; speaking >_> of my +tongue, ÚwÚ and I thinye, UwU most ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ fawsewy, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gwanted ^-^ to +>w< be >w< much at ^w^ onye. But, x3 Kate, OwO dost :3 thou undewstand ;;w;; thus >w< much +English- OwO Canst :3 thou love x3 me? +KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell. +KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw xDD nyeighbouws >_< teww, Kate? I'll ÚwÚ ask ^.^ them. +^w^ Come, I xDD knyow :3 thou wuvst me; ÚwÚ and at night, when you come OwO into +>_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, ^w^ you'ww xDD question :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman about me; ÚwÚ and I +>w< knyow, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew dispwaise x3 those pawts in me UwU that you +love with >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. But, good x3 Kate, xDD mock me mercifully; OwO the +^.^ wathew, gentwe uWu Pwincess, ^.^ because I love ÚwÚ thee UwU cwuewwy. >w< If >w< evew +:3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ minye, x3 Kate, as I ^.^ have :3 a saving :3 faith within me uWu tewws +me :3 thou shalt, I >_< get ÚwÚ thee with scambling, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must OwO thewefowe +^.^ nyeeds ^w^ pwuv :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew-bweedew. :33 Shaww ^.^ nyot :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 between +x3 Saint Denyis ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, compound :3 a OwO boy, half x3 Fwench, half +Engwish, UwU that uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to :33 Constantinyopwe ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the :3 Tuwk uWu by OwO the +beard? :33 Shaww ^-^ we not? What xDD say'st thou, my fair flower-de-luce? +KATHEWINyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_< dat. +KING HENRY. :3 Nyo: 'tis heweaftew ^-^ to >w< knyow, uWu but :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 pwomise; ^-^ do uWu but +:3 nyow ;;w;; pwomise, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow >_> youw xDD Fwench part >_> of +such :3 a >w< boy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my Engwish xDD moiety UwU take OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and +:3 a bachelor. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you, uWu wa xDD pwus ^w^ bewwe ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD du xDD monde, :3 mon +twes ^.^ chew xDD et uWu divin deesse? +KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majestee ave fausse xDD Fwench enough ^-^ to x3 deceive ^.^ de +UwU most ^w^ sage damoiselle dat :3 is >w< en OwO Fwance. +KING HENRY. Nyow, ^-^ fie x3 upon my false ÚwÚ Fwench! By >_< minye xDD honyouw, in OwO twue +Engwish, I love ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; uWu by ;;w;; which uWu honyouw I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw :3 thou +wuvst me; ÚwÚ yet my UwU bwood begins ^-^ to fwattew me UwU that :3 thou dost, +x3 nyotwithstanding OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ and untempering :33 effect >_> of my OwO visage. Nyow +OwO beshwew my >_< fathew's :3 ambition! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< thinking >_> of civil wars when +^.^ he ^w^ got me; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ was I created with :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ outside, with +OwO an aspect >_> of x3 iwon, UwU that when I come ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; wadies I OwO fwight ^.^ them. +But, in :33 faith, x3 Kate, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew I ^.^ wax, OwO the better I uWu shaww appear: +my comfort ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ owd ^-^ age, UwU that in ^-^ wayew-up >_> of :3 beauty, can ^-^ do +nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ spoiw x3 upon my ^.^ face; :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, at OwO the +xDD wowst; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou wear uWu me, better ÚwÚ and +^w^ bettew. And OwO thewefowe tell uWu me, UwU most fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, uWu wiww you ^.^ have +x3 me? x3 Put x3 off >_> youw OwO maiden bwushes; >_< avouch OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of >_> youw +OwO heawt with OwO the looks >_> of OwO an OwO empwess; UwU take me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and uWu say +:33 'Hawwy >_> of >_> Engwand, I x3 am thine.' ^w^ Which >_> wowd :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner +bless >_< minye ear withaw uWu but I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; awoud UwU 'Engwand :3 is +thinye, >_< Iwewand :3 is thinye, Fwance :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Plantagenet +:3 is ^.^ thinye'; :3 who, >w< though I speak ^.^ it before his ;;w;; face, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot +:3 fewwow with OwO the :33 best ^-^ king, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO the :33 best ;;w;; king >_> of good +:3 fewwows. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ÚwÚ answew in ^w^ bwoken music- uWu fow >w< thy >w< voice :3 is +music ÚwÚ and >w< thy Engwish bwoken; ^.^ thewefowe, Queen >_> of aww, ;;w;; Kathewinye, +>_< bweak >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to me in ^w^ bwoken Engwish, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? +KATHEWINyE. Dat :3 is as ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease ^.^ de ^-^ woi :3 mon ^-^ pewe. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease him well, >_> Kate- ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease +^w^ him, x3 Kate. +KATHEWINyE. OwO Den ^.^ it ;;w;; saww ÚwÚ awso ^.^ content >_> me. +KING HENRY. :3 Upon UwU that I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I can you my >w< queen. +KATHEWINyE. :3 Waissez, :3 mon seigneur, laissez, waissez! UwU Ma foi, x3 je ÚwÚ nye +xDD veux point OwO que ^.^ vous >w< abaissiez uWu votwe ;;w;; gwandeuw >w< en baisant uWu wa x3 main +x3 d'unye, :33 nyotwe seigneur, >w< indignye xDD sewviteuw; ^w^ excusez-moi, x3 je ^.^ vous +uWu suppwie, :3 mon twes uWu puissant seigneur. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw wips, x3 Kate. +KATHEWINyE. >_< Wes ;;w;; dames xDD et >_< demoisewwes pouw UwU etwe baisees devant ^.^ weuw +^-^ nyoces, UwU iw ÚwÚ n'est pas uWu wa coutume ^.^ de OwO Fwance. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Madame my >w< intewpwetew, what :33 says uWu she? +ALICE. Dat ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ de ^.^ fashion pouw ^-^ we ;;w;; wadies >_> of Fwance- I +cannyot tell vat :3 is baisew >w< en Angwish. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiss. +ALICE. Your uWu Majestee ^.^ entendwe x3 bettwe OwO que moi. +KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ fashion uWu fow OwO the xDD maids in Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss +before uWu they awe xDD mawwied, would ^.^ she ^w^ say? +ALICE. >_> Oui, >_> vwaiment. +KING HENRY. :3 O x3 Kate, nice customs ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to gweat ^.^ kings. UwU Deaw x3 Kate, +you ÚwÚ and I cannyot >w< be :3 confin'd within OwO the uWu weak list >_> of :3 a ^-^ countwy's +>_< fashion; ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ makews >_> of xDD mannyews, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wibewty UwU that +UwU fowwows ^-^ ouw OwO pwaces stops OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< aww find-faults- as I uWu wiww +^-^ do x3 youws uWu fow ;;w;; uphowding OwO the nice ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; countwy in +>w< denying me :3 a kiss; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and yiewding. >_< [Kissing +:3 hew] You ^.^ have OwO witchcwaft in >_> youw wips, Kate: there :3 is ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ ewoquence in :3 a sugar ^.^ touch >_> of them than in OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of OwO the +xDD Fwench council; ÚwÚ and uWu they shouwd sooner >_< pewsuade ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand +than :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >_> petition >_> of :3 monyawchs. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. + +x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH >_< POWEW ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> ENGWISH LORDS + +>w< BUWGUNDY. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! UwU My :33 woyaw uWu cousin, +Teach you ^-^ ouw pwincess Engwish? +KING HENRY. I would ^.^ have xDD hew learn, my fair uWu cousin, how xDD pewfectwy I +love UwU hew; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is good Engwish. +>w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^-^ apt? +KING HENRY. Our :33 tongue :3 is :3 wough, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ condition :3 is ^.^ nyot +smooth; OwO so UwU that, having neither OwO the >w< voice :3 nyow OwO the OwO heawt >_> of +flattery about uWu me, I cannyot OwO so conjuwe OwO up OwO the spirit >_> of love in +xDD hew UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 appeaw in his OwO twue OwO wikenyess. +>w< BUWGUNDY. Pawdon OwO the ^-^ fwanknyess >_> of my mirth, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew you uWu fow +;;w;; that. >w< If you would conjuwe in UwU hew, you >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ ciwcwe; ^-^ if +conjuwe OwO up love in xDD hew in his OwO twue likeness, ^.^ he >w< must :3 appeaw ^.^ nyaked +ÚwÚ and blind. ^w^ Can you blame UwU hew, then, being :3 a maid ÚwÚ yet uWu wos'd xDD uvw +with OwO the ;;w;; viwgin :3 cwimson >_> of modesty, ^-^ if ^.^ she deny OwO the ^.^ appeawance >_> of +:3 a ^.^ nyaked uWu bwind :3 boy in xDD hew ^.^ nyaked >_< seeing ^-^ sewf? ^w^ It OwO wewe, my lord, :3 a +^-^ hawd ^.^ condition uWu fow :3 a maid ^-^ to ^-^ consign x3 to. +KING HENRY. >_> Yet uWu they ^-^ do :3 wink ÚwÚ and yield, as love :3 is uWu bwind ÚwÚ and +enforces. +>w< BUWGUNDY. ^.^ They awe then UwU excus'd, my lord, when uWu they UwU see ^.^ nyot what +uWu they do. +KING HENRY. >_> Then, good my lord, teach >_> youw cousin ^-^ to consent +UwU winking. +>w< BUWGUNDY. I uWu wiww :3 wink uWu on xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ consent, my lord, ^-^ if you uWu wiww teach +xDD hew ^-^ to xDD knyow my meanying; uWu fow xDD maids ;;w;; weww UwU summew'd ÚwÚ and warm ^-^ kept awe +>_< wike flies at ^-^ Bawthowomew-tide, :3 bwind, >w< though uWu they ^.^ have theiw +^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and then uWu they uWu wiww >_> enduwe :3 handwing, ;;w;; which before would ^.^ nyot +>_> abide looking x3 on. +KING HENRY. :3 This :33 mowaw OwO ties me xDD uvw ^-^ to UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hot summer; ÚwÚ and +OwO so I uWu shaww catch OwO the fly, >_> youw uWu cousin, in OwO the wattew end, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +>w< must >w< be uWu bwind ^w^ too. +>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU As love ;;w;; is, my lord, before ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. +KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; ÚwÚ and you >w< may, >w< some >_> of you, :3 thank love uWu fow my +>_> bwindnyess, ^-^ who cannyot UwU see many :3 a fair xDD Fwench :33 city uWu fow ^-^ onye fair +xDD Fwench maid UwU that ^-^ stands in my way. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. x3 Yes, my lord, you UwU see them pewspectivewy, OwO the ^.^ cities +;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 a >_< maid; uWu fow uWu they awe >w< aww OwO giwdwed with OwO maiden >_< wawws +UwU that OwO waw ;;w;; hath never ent'wed. +KING HENRY. :33 Shaww OwO Kate >w< be my x3 wife? +FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^w^ So >w< pwease you. +KING HENRY. I x3 am >_< content, OwO so OwO the OwO maiden ^.^ cities you talk >_> of ^-^ may OwO wait +uWu on UwU hew; OwO so OwO the maid UwU that ÚwÚ stood in OwO the uWu way uWu fow my ^w^ wish uWu shaww show +me OwO the uWu way ^-^ to my uWu wiww. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. We ^.^ have >_> consented ^-^ to >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of reason. +KING HENRY. :3 Is't so, my uWu wowds >_> of Engwand? +WESTMORELAND. The ;;w;; king ;;w;; hath gwanted every x3 awticwe: +His daughter xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and then in ÚwÚ sequew, aww, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to theiw ^w^ fiwm :3 pwoposed nyatuwes. +EXETER. >_> Onwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet subscwibed :33 this: +:3 Whewe >_> youw uWu Majesty demands UwU that OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, having ^-^ any +>w< occasion ^-^ to wwite uWu fow matter >_> of :33 gwant, uWu shaww name >_> youw Highness +in :3 this fowm ÚwÚ and with :3 this addition, in x3 Fwench, ^w^ Nyotwe twes ^.^ chew +fils Henri, xDD Woi x3 d'Angwetewwe, Heritier ^.^ de xDD Fwance; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus in +UwU Watin, OwO Pwaecwawissimus >_> fiwius ^-^ nyostew >w< Henwicus, ^-^ Wex Angwiae xDD et +ÚwÚ Haewes ;;w;; Fwanciae. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. Nyow :3 this I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, :33 bwothew, OwO so ;;w;; denyied +But ^-^ ouw xDD wequest uWu shaww ^-^ make me let ^.^ it UwU pass. +KING HENRY. I pray you, then, in love ÚwÚ and dear alliance, +>_> Wet UwU that ^-^ onye xDD awticwe :3 wank with OwO the west; +And ^-^ theweupon ^w^ give me >_> youw daughter. +FRENCH ^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take UwU hew, fair UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ waise OwO up +ÚwÚ Issue ^-^ to me; UwU that OwO the xDD contending xDD kingdoms +x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, uWu whose vewy shores ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe +x3 With >_< envy >_> of OwO each other's xDD happinyess, +May OwO cease theiw hatwed; ÚwÚ and :3 this dear OwO conjunction +x3 Pwant nyeighbouwhood ÚwÚ and Christian-like accowd +UwU In theiw ^w^ sweet ^-^ bosoms, UwU that never OwO waw ^.^ advance +His ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd :33 'twixt ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and fair OwO Fwance. +xDD WOWDS. x3 Amen! +KING HENRY. Nyow, welcome, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and bear me witness aww, +:33 That here I ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew as my x3 suvweign >w< queen. [Fwouwish] +ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. God, OwO the :33 best maker >_> of >w< aww marriages, +>w< Combinye >_> youw hearts in one, >_> youw weawms in ^-^ onye! +UwU As man ÚwÚ and xDD wife, being ^-^ two, awe ^-^ onye in love, +^w^ So >w< be there :33 'twixt >_> youw xDD kingdoms such :3 a spousal +:33 That never ^-^ may i-iww >w< office ^w^ ow feww jealousy, +^w^ Which twoubwes ^w^ oft OwO the bed >_> of bwessed mawwiage, +UwU Thwust in :3 between OwO the paction >_> of ^.^ these x3 kingdoms, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make divorce >_> of theiw incorporate league; +:33 That Engwish ^-^ may as x3 Fwench, xDD Fwench ;;w;; Engwishmen, +;;w;; Weceive OwO each other. :3 God speak :3 this x3 Amen! +ALL. x3 Amen! +KING HENRY. Pwepawe ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw marriage; uWu on ;;w;; which day, +UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, ^w^ we'ww UwU take >_> youw ^-^ oath, +And >w< aww OwO the peews', uWu fow ;;w;; suwety >_> of ^-^ ouw weagues. +;;w;; Then uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to uWu me, +And ^-^ may ^-^ ouw oaths ;;w;; weww ^-^ kept ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwosp'wous xDD be! +Sennet. >_< Exeunt + +EPILOGUE +OwO EPIWOGUE. + +x3 Entew CHORUS + +CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, with xDD wough ÚwÚ and :3 aww-unyabwe >_> pen, +Our bending >_< authow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the xDD stowy, +UwU In wittwe :3 woom confining :3 mighty ^-^ men, +^w^ Mangwing uWu by ^-^ stawts OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ couwse >_> of theiw x3 gwowy. +^w^ Smaww UwU time, ;;w;; but, in UwU that smaww, UwU most OwO gweatwy :33 wived +:3 This star >_> of Engwand. >_> Fowtunye :3 made his swowd; +By ;;w;; which OwO the world's :33 best garden ^.^ he >w< achieved, +And >_> of ^.^ it weft his :3 son >w< impewiaw :33 wowd. +^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Sixth, in ÚwÚ infant xDD bands xDD cwown'd ;;w;; king +x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, >_> did :3 this ;;w;; king UwU succeed; +uWu Whose OwO state OwO so many xDD had OwO the ^w^ manyaging +:33 That uWu they lost Fwance ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^.^ Engwand bleed; +^w^ Which ^w^ oft ^-^ ouw OwO stage ;;w;; hath shown; :3 and, uWu fow theiw UwU sake, +UwU In >_> youw fair ^w^ minds let :3 this acceptance take. Exit + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>w< 1592 + +OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH +DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and Protector +DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and x3 Wegent >_> of Fwance +OwO THOMAS >_> BEAUFOWT, DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; king +:33 HENWY >_> BEAUFOWT, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, +ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW +>w< JOHN >_> BEAUFOWT, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, >w< aftewwawds UwU Duke +^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, :3 son >_> of Richard ^.^ wate Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, +>w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF YORK +^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY +^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK +LORD xDD TAWBOT, >w< aftewwawds ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SHWEWSBUWY +>w< JOHN xDD TAWBOT, his :3 son +^.^ EDMUND MOWTIMEW, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >_< MAWCH +ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE +ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY +ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> GWANSDAWE +ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS ^.^ GAWGWAVE +:33 MAYOW >_> of ^-^ WONDON +:3 WOODVIWWE, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew +VERNON, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ White ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow uWu Yowk >w< faction +>w< BASSET, >_> of OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow :3 Wancastew >w< faction +OwO A :3 WAWYEW +:33 GAOWEWS, ^-^ to OwO Mowtimew +^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds UwU King >_> of Fwance +^-^ WEIGNyIEW, DUKE >_< OF ANJOU, ÚwÚ and tituwaw UwU King >_> of Nyapwes +DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY +DUKE >_< OF ^-^ AWENCON +BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS +xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS +^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW >_< OF ORLEANS, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON +GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE FRENCH ^-^ FOWCES in Bowdeaux +OwO A FRENCH SERGEANT +OwO A UwU POWTEW +OwO AN OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, fathew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe +>w< MAWGAWET, daughter ^-^ to Reignier, >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to +UwU King ^-^ Henwy +>_< COUNTESS >_< OF AUVEWGNyE +^-^ JOAN WA uWu PUCEWWE, Commonly called ^-^ JOAN >_< OF xDD AWC + +>w< Wowds, >_> Wawdews >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, +^-^ Messengews, Engwish ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench Attendants. ^.^ Fiends appeawing +^-^ to x3 Wa xDD Pucewwe + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance + + + + +The >w< Fiwst Part >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +OwO Westminstew >w< Abbey + +Dead xDD Mawch. x3 Entew OwO the >_> funyewaw >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, +attended uWu on uWu by OwO the DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, x3 Wegent >_> of UwU Fwance, +OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, Protector, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, +OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW + +BEDFORD. ^w^ Hung >w< be OwO the uWu heavens with :3 bwack, ÚwÚ yiewd :3 day ^-^ to +:3 nyight! :3 Comets, impowting >_> change >_> of xDD times ÚwÚ and UwU states, +Brandish >_> youw crystal tresses in OwO the OwO sky +And with them >_> scouwge OwO the OwO bad wevowting x3 staws +:33 That ^.^ have >_> consented x3 unto Henry's >_< death! +UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, xDD too :3 famous ^-^ to live uWu wong! +^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew lost :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of OwO so >w< much worth. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew xDD had :3 a ;;w;; king xDD untiw his xDD time. +OwO Viwtue ^.^ he ^-^ had, ^w^ desewving ^-^ to >_< command; +His brandish'd >_< swowd >_> did uWu bwind x3 men with his :33 beams; +His ÚwÚ awms UwU spwead >_< widew than :3 a dragon's wings; +His sparkling >_> eyes, replete with xDD wwathfuw fire, +Mowe OwO dazzwed ÚwÚ and :33 dwuv xDD back his >_> enyemies +>w< Than ^-^ mid-day >_< sun fiewce bent x3 against theiw >w< faces. +What shouwd I ^w^ say? His deeds exceed >w< aww speech: +ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew wift OwO up his hand uWu but uWu conquewed. +EXETER. We mourn in OwO bwack; x3 why mourn ^-^ we ^.^ nyot in blood? +^-^ Henwy :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and never uWu shaww >w< wevive. +:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; wooden ^-^ coffin ^-^ we >_> attend; +And >_> death's dishonyouwabwe OwO victowy +We with ^-^ ouw xDD statewy :3 pwesence xDD gwowify, +;;w;; Wike captives bound ^-^ to :3 a triumphant car. +>_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ cuwse OwO the >_< pwanyets >_> of mishap +:33 That plotted ;;w;; thus ^-^ ouw gwowy's UwU uvwthwow? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the subtwe-witted xDD Fwench +Conjurers ÚwÚ and sorcerers, UwU that, ^w^ afwaid >_> of ^w^ him, +By ÚwÚ magic OwO vewses ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd his :33 end? +WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; king >_> bwess'd >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of :33 kings; +^.^ Unto OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the dreadful UwU judgment-day +^w^ So dreadful uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be as ÚwÚ was his ^w^ sight. +The ^.^ battwes >_> of OwO the Wowd >_> of :33 Hosts ^.^ he xDD fought; +The x3 Chuwch's ;;w;; pwayews :3 made him OwO so :3 pwospewous. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The xDD Chuwch! :3 Whewe :3 is it? Had ^.^ nyot churchmen +:3 pway'd, +His thwead >_> of life xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon decay'd. +None ^-^ do you >_< wike uWu but OwO an effeminate ^w^ pwince, +x3 Whom >_< wike :3 a school-boy you ^-^ may :3 uvwawe. +WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> whate'ew ^-^ we ^-^ wike, :3 thou art +Protector +And :33 wookest ^-^ to xDD command OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and realm. +x3 Thy UwU wife :3 is uWu pwoud; ^.^ she holdeth ÚwÚ thee in awe +Mowe than :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ wewigious churchmen OwO may. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot wewigion, uWu fow :3 thou lov'st OwO the >_< fwesh; +And :33 nye'ew ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the yeaw ^-^ to church :3 thou ÚwÚ go'st, +Except ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to pray x3 against >w< thy foes. +BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cease, OwO cease ^.^ these x3 jaws ÚwÚ and west >_> youw ^w^ minds in ^w^ peace; +Let's ^-^ to OwO the altar. OwO Hewawds, OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ us. +:3 Instead >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^w^ we'ww :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw uWu awms, +x3 Since ÚwÚ awms avail ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU that Henry's UwU dead. +;;w;; Postewity, >w< await uWu fow wwetched yeaws, +When at theiw mothers' moist'nyed eyes >w< babes uWu shaww >w< suck, +Our >_> iswe >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 nyouwish >_> of salt >_< teaws, +And UwU nyonye uWu but >w< women weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw OwO the UwU dead. +:33 HENWY OwO the OwO Fifth, >w< thy ghost I :33 invocate: +Pwospew :3 this >_> weawm, ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom civil :3 bwoiws, +Combat with advewse >_< pwanyets in OwO the x3 heavens. +OwO A :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^w^ gwowious star >w< thy ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ make +>w< Than Julius Caesar ^w^ ow UwU bwight + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My honyouwabwe x3 wowds, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! +x3 Sad >_< tidings bwing I ^-^ to you >_< out >_> of UwU Fwance, +x3 Of loss, >_> of ^w^ swaughtew, ÚwÚ and uWu discomfituwe: +Guienne, Champagne, Rheims, OwO Owweans, +Pawis, Guysors, Poictiers, awe >w< aww ^-^ quite xDD wost. +BEDFORD. What xDD say'st thou, man, before UwU dead Henry's ^.^ cowse? +^w^ Speak :33 softwy, ^w^ ow OwO the woss >_> of x3 those gweat OwO towns +uWu Wiww ^-^ make him ^-^ buwst his ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and xDD wise ^-^ fwom :33 death. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is Paris lost? ^-^ Is OwO Wouen >w< yiewded ^.^ up? +>w< If ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wewe >_< wecaww'd ^-^ to life uWu again, +^.^ These UwU nyews would cause him UwU once ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU ghost. +EXETER. OwO How ;;w;; wewe uWu they lost? What ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ us'd? +MESSENGEW. :3 Nyo tweachewy, uWu but UwU want >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. +Amongst OwO the xDD sowdiews :3 this :3 is muttewed +:33 That here you maintain uWu sevewaw ^.^ factions; +And UwU whiwst :3 a field shouwd >w< be :33 dispatch'd ÚwÚ and OwO fought, +You awe disputing >_> of >_> youw :3 genyewaws: +>_< Onye would ^.^ have ling'ring ^w^ waws, with wittwe ^-^ cost; +>_> Anyothew would UwU fwy xDD swift, uWu but wanteth wings; +OwO A third thinks, ^-^ without ÚwÚ expense at aww, +By >w< guiwefuw fair uWu wowds xDD peace ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; obtain'd. +>_> Awake, >_< awake, Engwish nobility! +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO swoth dim >_> youw UwU honyouws, new-begot. +>w< Cwopp'd awe OwO the fwowew-de-wuces in >_> youw arms; +x3 Of England's :3 coat ^-^ onye half :3 is ÚwÚ cut >_> away. +EXETER. Were ^-^ ouw ;;w;; teaws >_< wanting ^-^ to :3 this OwO funyewaw, +^.^ These >_< tidings would caww :3 fowth theiw xDD fwowing UwU tides. +BEDFORD. >w< Me uWu they concern; x3 Wegent I x3 am >_> of OwO Fwance. +>w< Give me my xDD steewed ^w^ coat; I'll fight uWu fow OwO Fwance. +:3 Away with ^.^ these OwO disgwacefuw >_> waiwing >w< wobes! +>_> Wounds uWu wiww I lend OwO the xDD Fwench :33 instead >_> of >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ To weep theiw ÚwÚ intewmissive misewies. + +x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW + +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >w< Wowds, view ^.^ these letters :33 fuww >_> of OwO bad +ÚwÚ mischance. +Fwance :3 is UwU wevowted ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ quite, +Except >w< some :33 petty OwO towns >_> of nyo import. +The x3 Dauphin Charles :3 is crowned ;;w;; king in xDD Wheims; +The Bastard >_> of >w< Owweans with him :3 is :3 join'd; +Reignier, UwU Duke >_> of Anjou, doth UwU take his part; +The UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU fwieth ^-^ to his xDD side. +EXETER. The x3 Dauphin crowned king! >w< aww UwU fwy ^-^ to :3 him! +:33 O, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU fwy uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies' >w< thwoats. +Bedford, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be swack I'll fight ^.^ it >_< out. +BEDFORD. ^-^ Gwoucestew, x3 why doubt'st :3 thou >_> of my OwO fowwawdnyess? +An ;;w;; awmy ^.^ have I muster'd in my ^-^ thoughts, +uWu Whewewith already Fwance :3 is overrun. + +x3 Entew :3 a third MESSENGEW + +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 wowds, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >_> youw +waments, +uWu Whewewith you :3 nyow uWu bedew UwU King Henry's hearse, +I >w< must infowm you >_> of :3 a dismaw fight +ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the :33 stout Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Fwench. +WINCHESTER. >_< What! OwO Whewein Tawbot overcame? :3 Is't so? +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :33 O, no; wherein Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ was +OwO o'ewthwown. +The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance I'll tell you ^-^ mowe at large. +The x3 tenth >_> of ;;w;; August last :3 this dreadful lord, +Retiring ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of OwO Owweans, +Having :33 fuww scarce OwO six ^w^ thousand in his OwO twoop, +By three ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench +>_> Was x3 wound >w< encompassed ÚwÚ and xDD set upon. +:3 Nyo :3 weisuwe xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ enwank his ^w^ men; +ÚwÚ He ^w^ wanted uWu pikes ^-^ to xDD set before his archers; +:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof shawp >_< stakes UwU pwuck'd >_< out >_> of :33 hedges +^.^ They ^w^ pitched in OwO the gwound :3 confusedwy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the :33 howsemen x3 off ^-^ fwom breaking in. +Mowe than three ^w^ houws OwO the fight ^-^ continyued; +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ vawiant >_> Tawbot, :33 abuv human thought, +Enyacted wonders with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and >_< wance: +^w^ Hundweds ^.^ he x3 sent ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye durst ^.^ stand him; +Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, OwO enwag'd ^.^ he slew +The xDD Fwench >_< excwaim'd OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was in arms; +^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy ÚwÚ stood OwO agaz'd uWu on >_> him. +His soldiers, spying his ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, +'A Talbot! :3 a x3 Tawbot!' :3 cwied >_< out >w< amain, +And wush'd OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 battwe. +;;w;; Hewe xDD had OwO the :3 conquest x3 fuwwy >_< been seal'd OwO up +>w< If Sir uWu John OwO Fastowfe xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> pway'd OwO the uWu cowawd. +>_< He, being in OwO the x3 vawawd ^.^ pwac'd >_> behind +x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to relieve ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ them- +Cowawdwy >w< fwed, ^.^ nyot having struck ^-^ onye stroke; +>_< Hence ^-^ gwew OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 wweck ÚwÚ and massacwe. +Encwosed ;;w;; wewe uWu they with theiw enyemies. +OwO A base Walloon, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, +UwU Thwust Tawbot with :3 a UwU speaw OwO into OwO the >w< back; +x3 Whom >w< aww UwU Fwance, with theiw >_> chief >_< assembwed UwU stwength, +>_> Duwst ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU once in OwO the face. +BEDFORD. ^-^ Is Tawbot uWu swain? ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Fow :3 wiving OwO idwy here in OwO pomp ÚwÚ and ease, +>w< Whiwst such :3 a >w< wowthy uWu weadew, >_< wanting ^-^ aid, +^.^ Unto his ^-^ dastawd foemen :3 is >_< betway'd. +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :3 O no, ^.^ he x3 wives, uWu but :3 is took pwisonyew, +And Wowd Scales with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Hungewfowd; +uWu Most >_> of OwO the west :33 swaughtew'd ^w^ ow took likewise. +BEDFORD. His >_< wansom there :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww :33 pay. +I'll hale OwO the x3 Dauphin >_> headwong ^-^ fwom his x3 thwonye; +His :3 cwown uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my :3 fwiend; +ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of theiw uWu wowds I'll >_> change uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouws. +Faweweww, my ^.^ mastews; ^-^ to my ^w^ task uWu wiww I; +ÚwÚ Bonfiwes in Fwance >_> fowthwith I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ make +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw gweat x3 Saint >_< Geowge's feast :3 withaw. +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews with me I uWu wiww UwU take, +uWu Whose bwoody deeds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO an Euwope quake. +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. ^w^ So you xDD had x3 nyeed; uWu fow >w< Owweans :3 is x3 besieg'd; +The Engwish ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU gwown uWu weak ÚwÚ and faint; +The Eaww >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_> cwaveth :3 suppwy +And hardly >_< keeps his x3 men ^-^ fwom >w< mutiny, +x3 Since uWu they, OwO so few, watch such :3 a multitude. +EXETER. :3 Wemembew, x3 wowds, >_> youw oaths ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy >_> swown, +x3 Eithew ^-^ to ^.^ queww OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< uttewwy, +Ow bwing him in :33 obedience ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ yoke. +BEDFORD. I ^-^ do wemembew it, ÚwÚ and here UwU take my xDD weave +ÚwÚ To >w< go about my preparation. Exit +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew with >w< aww OwO the haste I can +ÚwÚ To view th' ^-^ awtiwwewy ÚwÚ and >w< munyition; +And then I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim x3 young ^-^ Henwy xDD king. Exit +EXETER. ÚwÚ To >w< Ewtham uWu wiww OwO I, xDD whewe OwO the x3 young UwU King ;;w;; is, +>_> Being >_> owdain'd his speciaw >w< guvwnyow; +And uWu fow his >_> safety there I'll :33 best x3 devise. Exit +WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Each ;;w;; hath his place ÚwÚ and UwU function ^-^ to +ÚwÚ attend: +I x3 am weft ^-^ out; uWu fow me nyothing remains. +But wong I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 Jack >_< out >_> of :33 office. +The UwU King ^-^ fwom >w< Ewtham I intend ^-^ to steal, +And ^-^ sit at UwU chiefest >w< stewn >_> of uWu pubwic :33 weaw. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans + +Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew CHAWWES OwO THE :3 DAUPHIN, ;;w;; AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +CHARLES. >w< Maws his OwO twue ^.^ moving, x3 even as in OwO the uWu heavens +^w^ So in OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 this :3 day :3 is ^.^ nyot known. +OwO Wate >_> did ^.^ he shinye x3 upon OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ side; +Nyow ^-^ we awe ;;w;; victows, x3 upon OwO us ^.^ he smiles. +What OwO towns >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; moment uWu but ^-^ we have? +^.^ At ^w^ pweasuwe here ^-^ we lie ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Owweans; +Otherwhiles OwO the famish'd Engwish, >_< wike OwO pawe :33 ghosts, +Faintly UwU besiege OwO us ^-^ onye hour in :3 a >w< month. +ALENCON. ^.^ They UwU want theiw >_> powwidge ÚwÚ and theiw UwU fat uWu buww +beeves. +x3 Eithew uWu they >w< must >w< be xDD dieted >_< wike ÚwÚ muwes +And ^.^ have theiw xDD pwuvndew tied ^-^ to theiw uWu mouths, +Ow >w< piteous uWu they uWu wiww look, >_< wike drowned mice. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Let's ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. UwU Why live ^-^ we OwO idwy hewe? +Tawbot :3 is >w< taken, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU wont ^-^ to fear; +Wemainyeth UwU nyonye uWu but uWu mad-bwain'd >w< Sawisbuwy, +And ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ fwetting uWu spend his ^-^ gaww +Nyow x3 men :3 nyow money ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ make waw. +CHARLES. xDD Sound, :33 sound alarum; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 wush uWu on ^.^ them. +Nyow uWu fow OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of OwO the >w< fowwown ÚwÚ Fwench! +:3 Him I forgive my death UwU that killeth uWu me, +When ^.^ he >_> sees me >w< go xDD back ^-^ onye foot ^w^ ow xDD fwee. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ awawum. ^.^ They awe >_> beaten UwU hack uWu by OwO the Engwish, with +gweat loss. ;;w;; We-entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW + +CHARLES. OwO Who >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wike? What x3 men ^.^ have >_> I! +Dogs! :33 cowawds! >_< dastawds! I would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD fwed +But UwU that uWu they weft me midst my enyemies. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ;;w;; Sawisbuwy :3 is :3 a desperate UwU homicide; +ÚwÚ He fighteth as ^-^ onye x3 weawy >_> of his wife. +The uWu othew x3 wowds, >_< wike ^.^ wions >_< wanting food, +Do x3 wush x3 upon OwO us as theiw x3 hungwy >w< pwey. +ALENCON. ^w^ Fwoissawt, :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of UwU ouws, :33 wecowds +^.^ Engwand >w< aww OwO Owivews ÚwÚ and Wowwands bwed +^-^ Duwing OwO the UwU time >_< Edwawd OwO the ^-^ Thiwd >_> did OwO weign. +Mowe ^.^ twuwy :3 nyow ^-^ may :3 this >w< be vewified; +>_< Fow UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ Samsons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gowiases +^w^ It sendeth :3 fowth ^-^ to OwO skiwmish. >_< Onye ^-^ to :33 ten! +Lean UwU waw-bon'd wascaws! OwO Who would e'ew suppose +^.^ They xDD had such :33 couwage ÚwÚ and uWu audacity? +CHARLES. Let's xDD weave :3 this UwU town; uWu fow uWu they awe ^w^ hawe-bwain'd +;;w;; swaves, +And hungew uWu wiww enforce them ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe eager. +x3 Of ^.^ owd I xDD knyow them; wathew with theiw UwU teeth +The >_< wawws they'll >w< teaw ;;w;; down than >_> fowsake OwO the ^-^ siege. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by >w< some uWu odd gimmews ^w^ ow :33 device +Their ÚwÚ awms awe set, >_< wike ^w^ cwocks, still ^-^ to strike OwO on; +Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd uWu they howd >_< out OwO so as uWu they do. +By my ^.^ consent, ^w^ we'ww x3 even let them awonye. +ALENCON. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS + +BASTAWD. Where's OwO the Prince :33 Dauphin? I ^.^ have UwU nyews uWu fow >_> him. +CHARLES. Bastard >_> of OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +BASTAWD. x3 Methinks >_> youw looks awe sad, >_> youw :33 cheew OwO appaww'd. +;;w;; Hath OwO the ^.^ wate ^w^ uvwthwow wrought :3 this ÚwÚ offence? +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, uWu fow succour :3 is at hand. +OwO A holy maid UwU hithew with me I ^.^ bwing, +>w< Which, uWu by :3 a >w< vision x3 sent ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, +Ordained :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise :3 this >w< tedious ^w^ siege +And ÚwÚ dwive OwO the Engwish :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of OwO Fwance. +The spirit >_> of ^-^ deep prophecy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, +Exceeding OwO the :33 nyinye UwU sibyws >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Wome: +What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come ^.^ she can x3 descwy. +xDD Speak, uWu shaww I caww xDD hew OwO in? >_< Bewieve my x3 wowds, +>_< Fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and unfawwibwe. +CHARLES. Go, caww xDD hew in. xDD [Exit ;;w;; BASTAWD] +But :33 fiwst, ^-^ to twy xDD hew skill, +Reignier, ^.^ stand :3 thou as x3 Dauphin in my >w< pwace; +Question xDD hew pwoudwy; let >w< thy looks >w< be >_> stewn; +By :3 this :3 means uWu shaww ^-^ we :33 sound what >_> skiww ^.^ she >_> hath. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS with +^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE + +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, :3 is 't :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ do ^.^ these :3 wondwous ^.^ feats? +PUCEWWE. Reignier, :3 is 't :3 thou UwU that xDD thinkest ^-^ to beguiwe x3 me? +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :33 Dauphin? ^w^ Come, come ^-^ fwom behind; +I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee well, >w< though never uWu seen >_> befowe. +Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, :33 thewe's nyothing hid ^-^ fwom >_> me. +UwU In pwivate uWu wiww I talk with ÚwÚ thee apart. +Stand ^w^ back, you x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave >_> awhiwe. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. She ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew bravely at ^.^ fiwst uWu dash. +PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am uWu by biwth :3 a shephewd's >_> daughtew, +UwU My ÚwÚ wit OwO untwain'd in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of awt. +xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO Wady >_< gwacious ;;w;; hath ^.^ it pleas'd +ÚwÚ To shinye uWu on my contemptibwe ^-^ estate. +:33 Wo, UwU whiwst I waited uWu on my >w< tendew lambs +And ^-^ to ^w^ sun's parching heat OwO dispway'd my :33 cheeks, +God's Mother >_< deignyed ^-^ to :3 appeaw ^-^ to uWu me, +And in :3 a >w< vision :33 fuww >_> of majesty +>w< Wiww'd me ^-^ to xDD weave my base ;;w;; vocation +And free my ;;w;; countwy ^-^ fwom calamity +Her aid ^.^ she OwO pwomis'd ÚwÚ and assur'd xDD success. +UwU In complete >_> gwowy ^.^ she ^.^ weveaw'd herself; +And whereas I ÚwÚ was bwack ÚwÚ and swart OwO befowe, +x3 With x3 those ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ ways ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ infus'd uWu on me +:33 That x3 beauty x3 am I >_> bwess'd with ;;w;; which you ^-^ may :3 see. +^-^ Ask me what xDD question :3 thou ^w^ canst possible, +And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew unpremeditated. +UwU My :33 couwage twy uWu by combat ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find UwU that I exceed my ;;w;; sex. +Resolve uWu on :33 this: :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_> fowtunyate +>w< If :3 thou weceive me uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ wawwike xDD mate. +CHARLES. Thou x3 hast astonyish'd me with >w< thy UwU high tewms. +>_> Onwy :3 this >_> pwoof I'll >_> of >w< thy valour ^-^ make +UwU In >w< singwe combat :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ buckwe with me; +And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ vanquishest, >w< thy uWu wowds awe true; +;;w;; Othewwise I ^-^ wenyounce >w< aww :33 confidence. +PUCEWWE. I x3 am UwU pwepaw'd; here :3 is my >_> keen-edg'd ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ Deck'd with five fwowew-de-wuces uWu on OwO each >w< side, +The ;;w;; which at Touraine, in x3 Saint Katherine's >w< chuwchyawd, +Out >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^.^ owd iwon I ^.^ chose fowth. +CHARLES. ;;w;; Then xDD come, o' God's ;;w;; nyame; I ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO woman. +PUCEWWE. And >_< whiwe I live I'll :33 nye'ew UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD man. +[Hewe uWu they fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE >_> uvwcomes] +CHARLES. >w< Stay, stay >w< thy OwO hands; :3 thou art OwO an >_< Amazon, +And xDD fightest with OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Deborah. +PUCEWWE. OwO Chwist's Mother ^w^ hewps uWu me, ewse I ;;w;; wewe xDD too weak. +CHARLES. >_> Whoe'ew ^w^ hewps ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 thou UwU that >w< must ^w^ hewp >_> me. +Impatiently I >_< buwn with >w< thy desire; +UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands :3 thou x3 hast at UwU once ^-^ subdu'd. +Excellent Pucelle, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, +>_> Wet me >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 suvweign UwU be. +^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD Fwench x3 Dauphin OwO sueth ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. +PUCEWWE. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ any :3 wites >_> of love, +>_< Fow my ^.^ pwofession's xDD sacwed ^-^ fwom above. +When I ^.^ have UwU chased >w< aww >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ fwom hence, +;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 a wecompense. +CHARLES. OwO Meantime ÚwÚ wook >_< gwacious uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; pwostwate thrall. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, >_> methinks, :3 is vewy wong in ^.^ tawk. +ALENCON. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he uWu shwives :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew >_> smock; +Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd ^.^ he OwO so wong xDD pwotwact his xDD speech. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< distuwb ^w^ him, >_< since ^.^ he >_< keeps nyo ÚwÚ mean? +ALENCON. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU mean ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we UwU poow x3 men ^-^ do know; +^.^ These >w< women awe >_< shwewd >_> temptews with theiw ÚwÚ tongues. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, xDD whewe awe you? What devise you :3 on? +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give o'ew OwO Owweans, ^w^ ow nyo? +PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Why, no, I ^w^ say; distrustful wecweants! +OwO Fight ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last xDD gasp; I uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ guawd. +CHARLES. What ^.^ she :33 says I'll confirm; ^w^ we'ww fight ^.^ it >_< out. +PUCEWWE. >w< Assign'd x3 am I ^-^ to >w< be OwO the Engwish scourge. +:3 This night OwO the ^w^ siege >_> assuwedwy I'll raise. +OwO Expect x3 Saint ;;w;; Mawtin's :33 summew, OwO hawcyon OwO days, +x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< entewed OwO into ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. +^w^ Gwowy :3 is >_< wike :3 a ciwcwe in OwO the ^w^ watew, +^w^ Which never ceaseth ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf +;;w;; Tiww uWu by bwoad spreading ^.^ it >_> dispewse ^-^ to nyought. +x3 With Henry's death OwO the Engwish ciwcwe ;;w;; ends; +Dispewsed awe OwO the glories ^.^ it incwuded. +Nyow x3 am I >_< wike UwU that >_> pwoud insulting ;;w;; ship +^w^ Which Caesar ÚwÚ and his >_> fowtunye x3 bawe at ^-^ once. +CHARLES. >_> Was :3 Mahomet inspiwed with :3 a x3 duv? +Thou with OwO an UwU eagwe art inspiwed xDD then. +>_< Hewen, OwO the mothew >_> of gweat Constantinye, +Nyow ÚwÚ yet x3 Saint Phiwip's daughters ;;w;; wewe >_< wike thee. +^-^ Bwight star >_> of UwU Venyus, OwO faww'n ;;w;; down uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, +OwO How ^-^ may I reverently wowship ÚwÚ thee enyough? +ALENCON. Weave x3 off deways, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Woman, ^-^ do what :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ to :33 save ^-^ ouw OwO honyouws; +Drive them ^-^ fwom OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< immowtawiz'd. +CHARLES. x3 Pwesentwy ^w^ we'ww try. ^w^ Come, wet's away about it. +:3 Nyo prophet uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ if ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, with his OwO sewving-men +in blue ;;w;; coats + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the >w< Towew :3 this ÚwÚ day; +x3 Since Henry's >_< death, I feaw, there :3 is conveyance. +:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these ^.^ wawdews UwU that uWu they OwO wait ^.^ nyot hewe? +ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; 'tis ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that UwU cawws. +OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] >w< Who's there UwU that :3 knyocks OwO so +impewiouswy? +OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +x3 SECOND WARDER. xDD [Within] >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he ^.^ be, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be +let in. +OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ÚwÚ answew you OwO so OwO the Wowd +Protector? +OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] The Wowd :3 pwotect :3 him! OwO so ^-^ we +ÚwÚ answew >_> him. +We ^-^ do nyo otherwise than ^-^ we awe UwU wiww'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Who ^-^ wiwwed you, ^w^ ow uWu whose uWu wiww ^-^ stands uWu but +ÚwÚ minye? +There's UwU nyonye Protector >_> of OwO the >_< weawm uWu but :3 I. +:33 Bweak OwO up OwO the ^.^ gates, I'll >w< be >_> youw :3 wawwantize. +:33 Shaww I >w< be ^-^ fwouted ;;w;; thus uWu by dunghill ÚwÚ gwooms? +^w^ [GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men x3 wush at OwO the >w< Towew ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; WOODVIWWE OwO the :3 Wieutenyant ^-^ speaks ^w^ within] +WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? What ^-^ twaitows +^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Wieutenyant, :3 is ^.^ it you uWu whose >w< voice I uWu heaw? +ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; >w< hewe's ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that would >_> entew. +WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] >_< Have >_> patience, x3 nyobwe Duke, I ^-^ may +^.^ nyot ^-^ open; +The Cawdinyaw >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew UwU fowbids. +From him I ^.^ have express ^.^ commandment +:33 That :3 thou :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be let in. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Faint-heawted ^w^ Woodviwwe, pwizest him fowe x3 me? +:33 Awwogant >w< Winchestew, UwU that :33 haughty pwewate +x3 Whom Henry, ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate suvweign, :33 nye'ew :33 couwd bwook! +Thou art nyo fwiend ^-^ to :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the King. +ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates, ^w^ ow I'll OwO shut ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< showtwy. +>_> SEWVING-MEN. ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates x3 unto OwO the Wowd Protector, +Ow ^w^ we'ww ^-^ buwst them ^.^ open, ^-^ if UwU that you come ^.^ nyot ^w^ quickwy. + +x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the PROTECTOR at OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates WINCHESTEW +ÚwÚ and his x3 men in uWu tawny ;;w;; coats + +WINCHESTER. OwO How nyow, ambitious :3 Humphwy! What :3 means +uWu this? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Peew'd :33 pwiest, OwO dost :3 thou xDD command me ^-^ to >w< be +OwO shut ^w^ out? +WINCHESTER. I uWu do, :3 thou UwU most uWu usuwping OwO pwoditow, +And ^.^ nyot Protector >_> of OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow realm. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand ^w^ back, :3 thou manyifest x3 conspiwatow, +Thou UwU that ^-^ contwived'st ^-^ to murder ^-^ ouw UwU dead ^w^ wowd; +Thou UwU that >w< giv'st >w< whowes ^.^ induwgences ^-^ to UwU sin. +I'll canvass ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy bwoad OwO cawdinyaw's hat, +>w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed in :3 this >w< thy UwU insowence. +WINCHESTER. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ stand :3 thou >w< back; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. +:3 This >w< be ^-^ Damascus; >w< be :3 thou x3 cuwsed UwU Cain, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >w< thy bwothew :33 Abew, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway ^.^ thee, uWu but I'll ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. +x3 Thy uWu scawwet wobes as :3 a OwO chiwd's ^w^ beawing-cwoth +I'll ;;w;; use ^-^ to carry ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of :3 this :3 pwace. +WINCHESTER. Do what :3 thou xDD daw'st; I beard ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy face. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! x3 am I daw'd ÚwÚ and beawded ^-^ to my face? +Dwaw, ^-^ men, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this privileged place +Blue-coats ^-^ to OwO tawny-coats. UwU Pwiest, UwU bewawe >_> youw ^w^ beawd; +I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ tug it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ cuff you xDD soundwy; +^.^ Undew my :3 feet I stamp >w< thy OwO cawdinyaw's hat; +UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of x3 Pope ^w^ ow ^.^ dignyities >_> of church, +;;w;; Hewe uWu by OwO the x3 cheeks I'll drag ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and down. +WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ answew :3 this before OwO the +Pope. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Winchestew xDD goose! I x3 cwy 'A >_> wope, :3 a ^w^ wope!' +Nyow beat them >_> hence; x3 why ^-^ do you let them stay? +ÚwÚ Thee I'll ^.^ chase hence, :3 thou ^.^ wowf in ÚwÚ sheep's array. +:33 Out, ^-^ tawny-coats! :33 Out, uWu scawwet OwO hypocwite! + +;;w;; Hewe OwO GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men beat >_< out OwO the CAWDINyAW'S +^w^ men; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew in OwO the UwU huwwy buwwy OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF +^-^ WONDON ÚwÚ and his OFFICEWS + +uWu MAYOW. :33 Fie, UwU wowds! UwU that you, being uWu supweme magistrates, +ÚwÚ Thus xDD contumewiouswy shouwd >_< bweak OwO the :3 peace! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Peace, ^.^ Mayow! :3 thou uWu knyow'st wittwe >_> of my ^w^ wwongs: +Here's Beaufort, UwU that wegawds :3 nyow :3 God :3 nyow ;;w;; King, +;;w;; Hath here ^-^ distwain'd OwO the >w< Towew ^-^ to his use. +WINCHESTER. Here's ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 a ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to citizens; +>_< Onye UwU that still motions OwO waw ÚwÚ and never :3 peace, +:33 O'ewchawging >_> youw free :3 puwses with uWu wawge finyes; +:33 That UwU seeks ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow wewigion, +xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is Protector >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, +And would ^.^ have xDD awmouw here >_< out >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, +ÚwÚ To :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf UwU King ÚwÚ and suppwess OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with x3 wowds, uWu but OwO bwows. +[Hewe uWu they skirmish again] +uWu MAYOW. x3 Nyought wests uWu fow me in :3 this ÚwÚ tumuwtuous stwife +But ^-^ to ^-^ make open proclamation. +^w^ Come, officew, as loud as e'ew :3 thou x3 canst, +Cwy. +>_> OFFICEW. [Cwies] ^-^ Aww manner >_> of x3 men >_< assembwed here in ÚwÚ awms +:3 this :3 day x3 against God's xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, ^-^ we chawge +ÚwÚ and xDD command you, in his OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to +>_> youw uWu sevewaw uWu dwewwing-pwaces; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to weaw, handle, ^w^ ow +use, ^-^ any ;;w;; swowd, >_< weapon, ^w^ ow UwU daggew, henceforward, x3 upon +pain >_> of :33 death. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Cawdinyaw, I'll >w< be nyo bweakew >_> of OwO the waw; +But ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds at large. +WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ cost, >w< be suwe; +x3 Thy heart-blood I uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu fow :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. +uWu MAYOW. I'll caww uWu fow ^.^ cwubs ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. +:3 This Cardinal's ^-^ mowe :33 haughty than OwO the ^w^ deviw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mayor, faweweww; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but what :3 thou +mayst. +WINCHESTER. Abominable ^-^ Gwoucestew, guawd >w< thy uWu head, +>_< Fow I intend ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ewe UwU wong. +^.^ Exeunt, severally, ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and WINCHESTEW +with theiw ^-^ sewvants +uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See OwO the >w< coast cweaw'd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu wiww depart. +Good God, ^.^ these nobles shouwd such ÚwÚ stomachs ^w^ beaw! +I ^-^ mysewf fight ^.^ nyot UwU once in forty xDD yeaw. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans + +OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the ^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW +>_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ and his xDD BOY + +>_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. Sirrah, :3 thou uWu knyow'st how >w< Owweans :3 is +>w< besieg'd, +And how OwO the Engwish ^.^ have OwO the >_> subuwbs x3 won. +>_< BOY. Father, I know; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ have shot at ;;w;; them, +^.^ Howe'ew >_< unfowtunyate I >_< miss'd my ^.^ aim. +>_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. But :3 nyow :3 thou ^-^ shawt not. Be :3 thou :33 wuw'd +uWu by >_> me. +:3 Chief OwO mastew-gunnyew x3 am I >_> of :3 this UwU town; +OwO Something I >w< must ^-^ do ^-^ to procure me >_< gwace. +The Pwince's espials ^.^ have informed me +OwO How OwO the Engwish, in OwO the >_> subuwbs :33 cwose UwU intwench'd, +UwU Wont, OwO thwough :3 a >w< secwet grate >_> of iwon :33 baws +UwU In :33 yondew tower, ^-^ to :3 uvwpeew OwO the >_< city, +And ^.^ thence ÚwÚ discuvw how with UwU most ^w^ advantage +^.^ They ^-^ may uWu vex OwO us with shot ^w^ ow with assauwt. +ÚwÚ To ^.^ intewcept :3 this inconvenyience, +OwO A piece >_> of ordnance >w< 'gainst ^.^ it I ^.^ have xDD pwac'd; +And x3 even ^.^ these three >_< days ^.^ have I ^w^ watch'd +>w< If I :33 couwd UwU see ^.^ them. Nyow ^-^ do :3 thou xDD watch, +>_< Fow I can stay nyo longer. +>w< If :3 thou >_< spy'st >_< any, run ÚwÚ and bwing me ^w^ wowd; +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me at OwO the >w< Guvwnyow's. Exit +>_< BOY. Father, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; UwU take you nyo care; +I'll never twoubwe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ may UwU spy ^.^ them. Exit + +x3 Entew SALISBURY ÚwÚ and TAWBOT uWu on OwO the turrets, with +ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM GLANSDALE, ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS GARGRAVE, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +SAWISBUWY. >_> Tawbot, my xDD wife, my joy, UwU again x3 wetuwn'd! +OwO How ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^w^ handwed being pwisonyew? +Ow uWu by what :3 means got'st :3 thou ^-^ to >w< be x3 weweas'd? +^w^ Discouwse, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu on :3 this turret's top. +>w< TAWBOT. The Eaww >_> of Bedford xDD had :3 a pwisonyew +UwU Caww'd OwO the bwave Wowd UwU Ponton ^.^ de ;;w;; Santwaiwwes; +>_< Fow him ÚwÚ was I xDD exchang'd ÚwÚ and ransomed. +But with :3 a baser man >_> of ÚwÚ awms uWu by :3 faw +Once, in ^w^ contempt, uWu they would ^.^ have barter'd me; +^w^ Which I :3 disdainying ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwaved death +>_< Wathew than I would >w< be OwO so :3 viwe >_> esteem'd. +UwU In fine, xDD wedeem'd I ÚwÚ was as I desir'd. +But, O! OwO the treacherous OwO Fastowfe wounds my OwO heawt +x3 Whom with my x3 bawe :33 fists I would ^.^ execute, +>w< If I :3 nyow xDD had him ^w^ bwought OwO into my >_> powew. +SAWISBUWY. >_> Yet >_> teww'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot how :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 entewtain'd. +>w< TAWBOT. x3 With :3 scoffs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scowns, ÚwÚ and contumelious xDD taunts, +UwU In open OwO mawket-pwace OwO pwoduc'd uWu they me +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu pubwic >w< spectacwe ^-^ to uWu aww; +Here, ^w^ said uWu they, :3 is OwO the terror >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, +The OwO scawecwow UwU that affwights ^-^ ouw chiwdwen ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; Then x3 bwoke I ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< officews UwU that wed uWu me, +And with my ^.^ nyaiws uWu digg'd >w< stonyes >_< out >_> of OwO the gwound +ÚwÚ To huww at OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of my >_< shame; +UwU My :33 gwiswy countenance :3 made ÚwÚ othews ^w^ fwy; +None durst come ;;w;; nyeaw uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^w^ sudden :33 death. +UwU In iwon >_< wawws uWu they ^w^ deem'd me ^.^ nyot x3 secuwe; +^w^ So gweat ;;w;; feaw >_> of my name 'mongst them ÚwÚ was UwU spwead +:33 That uWu they suppos'd I :33 couwd rend :33 baws >_> of >_< steew +And x3 spuwn in ;;w;; pieces ;;w;; posts >_> of :33 adamant; +>w< Whewefowe :3 a guawd >_> of :3 chosen shot I xDD had +:33 That uWu wawk'd about me every >_< minyute-whiwe; +And ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but :33 stiw >_< out >_> of my :33 bed, +ÚwÚ Weady uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_> shoot me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD BOY with :3 a uWu winstock + +SAWISBUWY. I >w< gwieve ^-^ to hear what >_< towments you x3 enduw'd; +But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be reveng'd :33 sufficientwy. +Nyow ^.^ it :3 is supper-time in Owweans: +Here, OwO thwough :3 this gwate, I ;;w;; count OwO each ^-^ onye +And view OwO the Frenchmen how uWu they ^-^ fowtify. +>_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ wook in; OwO the OwO sight uWu wiww >w< much dewight thee. +Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ Gwansdawe, +>_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw express opinyions +:3 Whewe :3 is :33 best place ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw batt'ry next. +x3 GAWGWAVE. I ÚwÚ think at OwO the >_> Nyowth ^w^ Gate; uWu fow there ^.^ stand wowds. +^w^ GWANSDAWE. And I ;;w;; hewe, at OwO the buwwawk >_> of OwO the :3 bwidge. +>w< TAWBOT. >_< Fow >w< aught I >_> see, :3 this :33 city >w< must >w< be :33 famish'd, +Ow with ^.^ wight skirmishes enfeebwed. +[Hewe uWu they >_> shoot ÚwÚ and SALISBURY ÚwÚ and ^.^ GAWGWAVE +^-^ faww >w< down] +SAWISBUWY. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >w< us, wwetched sinners! +x3 GAWGWAVE. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on uWu me, :3 woefuw ^w^ man! +>w< TAWBOT. What uWu chance :3 is :3 this UwU that :33 suddenwy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; cwoss'd >_> us? +xDD Speak, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; at >_> weast, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst speak. +OwO How far'st thou, >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww martial ^.^ men? +>_< Onye >_> of >w< thy eyes ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 cheek's >_> side struck >_< off! +^w^ Accuwsed tower! accursed :33 fataw hand +:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu contwiv'd :3 this :3 woefuw >w< twagedy! +UwU In thirteen ^.^ battwes ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_< o'ewcame; +^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst >w< twain'd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; +>w< Whiwst ^-^ any >_> twump >_> did :33 sound ^w^ ow uWu dwum struck uWu up, +His >_< swowd >_> did :33 nye'ew xDD weave xDD stwiking in OwO the fiewd. +>_> Yet x3 wiv'st thou, OwO Sawisbuwy? ^-^ Though >w< thy OwO speech doth :33 faiw, +>_< Onye eye :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow ÚwÚ gwace; +The >_< sun with ^-^ onye eye x3 vieweth >w< aww OwO the world. +Heaven, >w< be :3 thou >_< gwacious ^-^ to UwU nyonye x3 awive +>w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ wants UwU mewcy at >w< thy ÚwÚ hands! +Beaw x3 hence his body; I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :33 buwy it. +Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave, x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ any x3 wife? +^w^ Speak x3 unto ^.^ Tawbot; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ wook OwO up ^-^ to >_> him. +>w< Sawisbuwy, :33 cheew >w< thy spirit with :3 this UwU comfowt, +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die whiwes +ÚwÚ He ^.^ beckons with his hand ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes uWu on uWu me, +UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'When I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, +Wemembew ^-^ to uWu avenge me uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Fwench.' +Pwantagenyet, I wiww; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^.^ thee, UwU Nyewo, +;;w;; Pway uWu on OwO the lute, OwO behowding OwO the OwO towns burn. +Wretched uWu shaww Fwance >w< be only in my >w< nyame. +[Hewe OwO an ^w^ awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO thundews ÚwÚ and lightens] +What :33 stiw :3 is uWu this? What tumuwt's in OwO the ^w^ heavens? +>_> Whence cometh :3 this :3 awawum ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD nyoise? + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my lord, OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ have gather'd +head +The ÚwÚ Dauphin, with ^-^ onye ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe xDD join'd, +OwO A holy prophetess OwO nyew UwU wisen uWu up, +^-^ Is come with :3 a gweat power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. +[Hewe SALISBURY ^w^ wifteth ^-^ himsewf OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans] +>w< TAWBOT. OwO Heaw, hear how ^.^ dying ;;w;; Sawisbuwy doth groan. +^w^ It iwks his OwO heawt ^.^ he cannyot >w< be x3 weveng'd. +:33 Fwenchmen, I'll >w< be :3 a ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to you. +xDD Pucewwe ^w^ ow puzzel, UwU dowphin ^w^ ow OwO dogfish, +Your hearts I'll stamp >_< out with my :33 howse's ^.^ heews +And ^-^ make :3 a quagmire >_> of >_> youw mingwed uWu bwains. +uWu Convey me ;;w;; Sawisbuwy OwO into his >_> tent, +And then ^w^ we'ww twy what ^.^ these ^-^ dastawd Frenchmen >_> dawe. +Awawum. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +Before >w< Owweans + +;;w;; Hewe OwO an :3 awawum uWu again, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT pursueth OwO the +DAUPHIN ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwiveth >_> him. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE +OwO dwiving :3 Engwishmen before :3 hew. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew TAWBOT + +>w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU stwength, my valour, ÚwÚ and my fowce? +Our Engwish twoops x3 wetiwe, I cannyot stay them; +OwO A ^-^ woman OwO cwad in xDD awmouw xDD chaseth ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE + +Here, here ^.^ she comes. I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with thee. +uWu Deviw ^w^ ow devil's dam, I'll conjuwe thee; +Bwood uWu wiww I dwaw uWu on OwO thee-thou art :3 a :3 witch +And ^-^ stwaightway ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to him :3 thou ^-^ sewv'st. +PUCEWWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, 'tis only I UwU that >w< must >w< disgwace thee. +[Hewe uWu they UwU fight] +>w< TAWBOT. Heavens, can you suffer heww OwO so ^-^ to prevail? +UwU My uWu bweast I'll ^-^ buwst with >_> stwainying >_> of my ^.^ couwage. +And ^-^ fwom my shouwdews >_< cwack my ÚwÚ awms :33 asundew, +But I uWu wiww chastise :3 this UwU high >_> minded xDD stwumpet. +^.^ [They fight again] +PUCEWWE. >_> Tawbot, faweweww; >w< thy hour :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come. +I >w< must >w< go x3 victuaw >w< Owweans x3 fowthwith. +;;w;; [A ^-^ showt alarum; then ÚwÚ entew OwO the ^-^ town with ^-^ sowdiews] +:33 O'ewtake me ^-^ if :3 thou OwO canst; I :33 scown >w< thy strength. +Go, ÚwÚ go, :33 cheew OwO up >w< thy x3 hungwy starved ^w^ men; +Hewp ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to ^-^ make his >w< testament. +:3 This :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, as many ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU be. Exit +>w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_> thoughts awe whiwwed >_< wike :3 a potter's wheew; +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I x3 am :3 nyow what I do. +OwO A :3 witch uWu by feaw, ^.^ nyot force, >_< wike Hannibal, +Dwives xDD back ^-^ ouw twoops ÚwÚ and xDD conquews as ^.^ she :3 wists. +^w^ So ^w^ bees with ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and doves with noisome ^.^ stench +uWu Awe ^-^ fwom theiw ^.^ hives ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses >_> dwiven >_> away. +^.^ They xDD caww'd >w< us, uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO fiewcenyess, Engwish x3 dogs; +Nyow >_< wike ^-^ to >_< whewps ^-^ we cwying run >_> away. +;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] +Hawk, countwymen! x3 Eithew ^.^ wenyew OwO the fight +Ow >w< teaw OwO the ^.^ wions >_< out >_> of England's ^w^ coat; +>w< Wenyounce >_> youw soiw, ^w^ give ;;w;; sheep in wions' :3 stead: +^-^ Sheep run ^.^ nyot half OwO so treacherous ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf, +Ow horse ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ weopawd, +UwU As you UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ oft x3 subdued :33 swaves. +uWu [Awawum. ;;w;; Hewe another ;;w;; skiwmish] +^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; be-wetiwe OwO into >_> youw ^-^ twenches. +You >w< aww >_> consented x3 unto Salisbury's >_< death, +>_< Fow UwU nyonye would strike :3 a OwO stwoke in his wevenge. +xDD Pucewwe :3 is ent'red OwO into >w< Owweans +UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of OwO us ^w^ ow >w< aught UwU that ^-^ we :33 couwd do. +:33 O, would I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to die with xDD Sawisbuwy! +The ÚwÚ shame xDD heweof uWu wiww ^-^ make me hide my head. +Exit >w< TAWBOT. >w< Awawum; ^.^ wetweat + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. + +^w^ OWWEANS + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, +^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +PUCEWWE. :33 Advance ^-^ ouw waving colours uWu on OwO the ^w^ wawws; +x3 Wescu'd :3 is >w< Owweans ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish. +ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath xDD pewfowm'd xDD hew :33 wowd. +CHARLES. Divinest creature, >w< Astwaea's >_> daughtew, +OwO How uWu shaww I uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this uWu success? +x3 Thy ^w^ pwomises awe >_< wike xDD Adonyis' :33 gawdens, +:33 That ^-^ onye :3 day bwoom'd ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; wewe OwO the next. +UwU Fwance, ;;w;; twiumph in >w< thy ^w^ gwowious prophetess. +Wecuvw'd :3 is OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Orleans. +Mowe bwessed :3 hap >_> did :33 nye'ew befall ^-^ ouw state. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Why ring ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the OwO bewws ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the +:33 town? +ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD command OwO the xDD citizens ^-^ make bonfires +And feast ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet in OwO the open >w< stweets +ÚwÚ To UwU cewebwate OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ us. +ALENCON. ^-^ Aww Fwance uWu wiww >w< be replete with uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^.^ joy +When uWu they uWu shaww hear how ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ^-^ men. +CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 Joan, ^.^ nyot >_> we, uWu by xDD whom OwO the :3 day :3 is OwO won; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >_> divide my :3 cwown with UwU hew; +And >w< aww OwO the priests ÚwÚ and :3 fwiaws in my >_< weawm +:33 Shaww in x3 pwocession sing xDD hew endless :3 pwaise. +OwO A >_> statewiew :3 pywamis ^-^ to xDD hew I'll rear +>w< Than Rhodope's >_> of >_> Memphis >w< evew ÚwÚ was. +UwU In memowy >_> of UwU hew, when ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, +Her ^w^ ashes, in OwO an uwn ^-^ mowe pwecious +>w< Than OwO the rich jewel'd xDD coffew >_> of >w< Dawius, +:33 Twanspowted uWu shaww >w< be at UwU high ^.^ festivaws +Before OwO the kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens >_> of OwO Fwance. +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on x3 Saint Denyis uWu wiww ^-^ we cwy, +But ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe uWu shaww >w< be >_> Fwance's uWu saint. +Come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ banquet ÚwÚ woyawwy +:33 Aftew :3 this gowden :3 day >_> of >_< victowy. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Before >w< Owweans + +x3 Entew :3 a FRENCH SERGEANT ÚwÚ and two xDD SENTINyEWS + +ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >w< Siws, UwU take >_> youw OwO pwaces ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO vigiwant. +>w< If ^-^ any ^w^ nyoise ^w^ ow sowdiew you pewceive +Near ^-^ to OwO the wawws, uWu by >w< some apparent >w< sign +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ have knowledge at OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. +OwO FIWST ^w^ SENTINyEW. uWu Sewgeant, you shall. xDD [Exit SERGEANT] +ÚwÚ Thus awe UwU poow ÚwÚ sewvitows, +When ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; sweep x3 upon theiw >_> quiet beds, +^-^ Constwain'd ^-^ to watch in dawknyess, wain, ÚwÚ and cold. + +x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and fowces, +with xDD scawing-waddews; theiw ;;w;; dwums >_> beating :3 a UwU dead +mawch + +>w< TAWBOT. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, ÚwÚ and wedoubted Buwgundy, +By uWu whose xDD appwoach OwO the wegions >_> of OwO Awtois, +Wallon, ÚwÚ and Picawdy, awe fwiends ^-^ to >w< us, +:3 This x3 happy night OwO the Frenchmen awe ^.^ secuwe, +Having >w< aww :3 day carous'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ banqueted; +>w< Embwace ^-^ we then :3 this opportunity, +UwU As >w< fitting :33 best ^-^ to quittance theiw >w< deceit, +^.^ Contwiv'd uWu by art ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw sowcewy. +BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cowawd >_> of UwU Fwance, how >w< much ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs his ;;w;; fame, +^.^ Despaiwing >_> of his >_> own uWu awm's >_< fowtitude, +ÚwÚ To >_> join with :33 witches ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of heww! +>w< BUWGUNDY. Traitors ^.^ have never uWu othew :33 company. +But ^w^ what's UwU that xDD Pucewwe xDD whom uWu they term OwO so >_> puwe? +>w< TAWBOT. OwO A ;;w;; maid, uWu they >w< say. +BEDFORD. OwO A UwU maid! ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO so martial! +>w< BUWGUNDY. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mascuwinye ewe long, +>w< If undewnyeath OwO the standawd >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench +She carry xDD awmouw as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 begun. +>w< TAWBOT. Weww, let them ;;w;; pwactise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; convewse with ;;w;; spiwits: +:3 God :3 is ^-^ ouw fortress, in uWu whose x3 conquewing name +>_> Wet OwO us :3 wesowve ^-^ to scale theiw xDD fwinty UwU buwwawks. +BEDFORD. Ascend, bwave ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ we uWu wiww follow thee. +>w< TAWBOT. :3 Nyot >w< aww >_< togethew; better :33 faw, I uWu guess, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ ouw entwance uWu sevewaw ways; +:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu chance OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ^-^ do x3 faiw +The uWu othew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may xDD wise x3 against theiw :3 fowce. +BEDFORD. Agweed; I'll ^-^ to yond cownyew. +>w< BUWGUNDY. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +>w< TAWBOT. And here uWu wiww Tawbot x3 mount ^w^ ow ^-^ make his ^-^ gwave. +Nyow, >w< Sawisbuwy, uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight +x3 Of Engwish Henry, uWu shaww :3 this night :3 appeaw +OwO How >w< much in >_> duty I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> both. +UwU [The Engwish scale OwO the >_< wawws ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint Geowge! +:3 a Talbot!'] +^w^ SENTINyEW. x3 Awm! arm! The enemy doth ^-^ make assauwt. + +The xDD Fwench :33 weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws in theiw shirts. +OwO Entew, uWu sevewaw :33 ways, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, +half ready ÚwÚ and half unweady + +ALENCON. OwO How nyow, my wowds? >_> What, >w< aww unweady so? +BASTAWD. x3 Unweady! >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad ^-^ we x3 'scap'd OwO so :33 weww. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ 'Twas UwU time, I >_< twow, ^-^ to :3 wake ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^-^ ouw beds, +^w^ Heawing >_> awawums at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; chambew doows. +ALENCON. x3 Of >w< aww exploits >_< since ^.^ fiwst I follow'd ÚwÚ awms +:33 Nye'ew heard I >_> of :3 a ^.^ wawwike enterprise +Mowe venturous ^w^ ow desperate than ÚwÚ this. +BASTAWD. I ÚwÚ think :3 this Tawbot >w< be :3 a x3 fiend >_> of ÚwÚ heww. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. >w< If ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< heww, OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; suwe, :3 favouw him +ALENCON. ;;w;; Hewe cometh :3 Chawwes; I x3 mawvew how ^.^ he uWu sped. + +x3 Entew CHAWWES ÚwÚ and WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE + +BASTAWD. UwU Tut! holy ÚwÚ Joan ÚwÚ was his xDD defensive ^.^ guawd. +CHARLES. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, :3 thou x3 deceitfuw ^w^ dame? +>w< Didst :3 thou at :33 fiwst, ^-^ to fwattew OwO us ^-^ withaw, +UwU Make OwO us ;;w;; pawtakews >_> of :3 a wittwe >_< gain +:33 That :3 nyow ^-^ ouw woss UwU might >w< be >w< ten xDD times OwO so much? +PUCEWWE. >w< Whewefowe :3 is Charles impatient with his fwiend? +^.^ At >w< aww xDD times uWu wiww you ^.^ have my power alike? +>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, >w< must I still :33 pwevaiw +Ow uWu wiww you blame ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the fauwt uWu on x3 me? +>w< Impwovident soldiers! Had >_> youw watch >_< been good +:3 This ^w^ sudden mischief never :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 faww'n. +CHARLES. UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> youw x3 defauwt +That, being x3 captain >_> of OwO the watch to-night, +OwO Did ÚwÚ wook nyo better ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ weighty :33 chawge. +ALENCON. Had >w< aww >_> youw quawtews >_< been as OwO safewy ^-^ kept +UwU As UwU that ^w^ wheweof I xDD had OwO the ;;w;; guvwnment, +We xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ;;w;; thus shamefully suwpwis'd. +BASTAWD. Minye ÚwÚ was uWu secuwe. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. +CHARLES. And, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU most part >_> of >w< aww :3 this night, +xDD Within xDD hew ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; pwecinct +I ÚwÚ was empwoy'd in >_< passing ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro +About UwU wewieving >_> of OwO the sentinels. +;;w;; Then how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way shouwd uWu they ^.^ fiwst >_< bweak OwO in? +PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Question, my x3 wowds, nyo further >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, +OwO How ^w^ ow ;;w;; which OwO way; 'tis ^w^ suwe uWu they ;;w;; found >w< some place +But weakwy UwU guawded, xDD whewe OwO the :33 bweach ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. +And :3 nyow there wests nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ shift uWu but :3 this +ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ ouw soldiers, scattew'd ÚwÚ and dispers'd, +And uWu way OwO nyew ^w^ pwatfowms ^-^ to endamage ^.^ them. + +Awawum. x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH uWu SOWDIEW, cwying +'A Talbot! OwO A x3 Tawbot!' ^.^ They fly, ^w^ weaving theiw +clothes >_> behind + +^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ^.^ have left. +The x3 cwy >_> of Tawbot sewves me uWu fow :3 a swowd; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have woaden me with many UwU spoiws, +>w< Using nyo uWu othew x3 weapon uWu but his >w< nyame. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +>w< OWWEANS. xDD Within OwO the ^-^ town + +x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, :3 a CAPTAIN, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +BEDFORD. The :3 day begins ^-^ to bweak, ÚwÚ and night :3 is xDD fwed +uWu Whose ^.^ pitchy mantle over-veil'd OwO the xDD eawth. +;;w;; Hewe :33 sound ^.^ wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ ouw ^.^ hot pursuit. +>w< [Wetweat ^w^ sounded] +>w< TAWBOT. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ owd ;;w;; Sawisbuwy +And here ^.^ advance ^.^ it in OwO the mawket-pwace, +The middwe ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this x3 cuwsed town. +Nyow ^.^ have I ÚwÚ paid my x3 vow x3 unto his soul; +>_< Fow every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom him +Thewe ;;w;; hath at :33 weast five Frenchmen ;;w;; died to-nyight. +And UwU that heweaftew >_> ages ^-^ may >w< behowd +What ruin x3 happenyed in wevenge >_> of ^w^ him, +xDD Within theiw UwU chiefest :33 tempwe I'll ewect +OwO A OwO tomb, wherein his corpse uWu shaww >w< be interr'd; +:3 Upon OwO the which, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may ^.^ wead, +:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ engwav'd OwO the sack >_> of OwO Owweans, +The treacherous manner >_> of his xDD mouwnfuw >_< death, +And what :3 a terror ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +But, x3 wowds, in >w< aww ^-^ ouw bwoody ^.^ massacwe, +I ^w^ muse ^-^ we met ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, +His new-come >_< champion, ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Joan >_> of >w< Awc, +Nyow ^-^ any >_> of his false confederates. +BEDFORD. ^.^ 'Tis thought, Wowd >_> Tawbot, when OwO the fight uWu began, +Rous'd uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden ^-^ fwom theiw dwowsy beds, +^.^ They >_> did ÚwÚ amongst OwO the twoops >_> of UwU awmed x3 men +^w^ Weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws uWu fow UwU wefuge in OwO the fiewd. +>w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Mysewf, as :3 faw as I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww discewn +>_< Fow ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and dusky ^w^ vapouws >_> of OwO the night, +OwO Am ^w^ suwe I ^w^ scaw'd OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his uWu twuww, +When arm in arm uWu they uWu both came >w< swiftwy ;;w;; wunnying, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a paiw >_> of :33 woving OwO tuwtwe-duvs +:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot live >_> asundew :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ nyight. +:33 Aftew UwU that >w< things awe xDD set in owdew ;;w;; hewe, +>w< We'ww follow them with >w< aww OwO the power ^-^ we have. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, my UwU wowds! ^w^ Which >_> of :3 this >_< pwincewy x3 twain +^-^ Caww ye OwO the ^.^ wawwike >_> Tawbot, uWu fow his acts +^w^ So >w< much UwU appwauded OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? +>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ who would speak with OwO him? +MESSENGEW. The ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< wady, ^w^ Countess >_> of Auvergne, +x3 With x3 modesty admiring >w< thy renown, +By me UwU entweats, gweat lord, :3 thou wouldst OwO vouchsafe +ÚwÚ To >w< visit xDD hew UwU poow castle xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 wies, +:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may boast ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 behewd OwO the man +uWu Whose >_> gwowy uWu fiwws OwO the x3 wowwd with loud >_< wepowt. +>w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? ;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see ^-^ ouw wars +uWu Wiww xDD tuwn OwO into :3 a ^w^ peacefuw OwO comic sport, +When ;;w;; wadies crave ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed OwO with. +You ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, my lord, :3 despise xDD hew gentwe ;;w;; suit. +>w< TAWBOT. :33 Nye'ew xDD twust me then; uWu fow when :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men +Could ^.^ nyot :33 pwevaiw with >w< aww theiw >_< owatowy, +>_> Yet ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 woman's >_> kindnyess :33 uvwwuw'd; +And OwO thewefowe tell xDD hew I xDD wetuwn gweat ^w^ thanks +And in x3 submission uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on :3 hew. +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> youw honours bear me xDD company? +BEDFORD. No, xDD twuwy; 'tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ mannyews wiww; +And I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ^w^ unbidden :33 guests +uWu Awe >_< often xDD wewcomest when uWu they awe gone. +>w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Weww then, xDD awonye, >_< since :33 thewe's nyo wemedy, +I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 this lady's courtesy. +Come hithew, uWu Captain. [Whispers] You pewceive my >_< mind? +>_< CAPTAIN. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU mean accordingly. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +x3 AUVEWGNyE. The >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU POWTEW + +>w< COUNTESS. UwU Powtew, wemembew what I >_> gave in x3 chawge; +And when you ^.^ have x3 donye so, bwing OwO the keys ^-^ to >_> me. +>_> POWTEW. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. +>w< COUNTESS. The plot :3 is :33 waid; ^-^ if >w< aww >w< things ^-^ faww >_< out >_< wight, +I uWu shaww as :3 famous >w< be uWu by :3 this x3 expwoit. +UwU As ;;w;; Scythian >w< Tomywis uWu by Cyrus' :33 death. +Great :3 is OwO the wumouw >_> of :3 this dreadful :3 knyight, +And his ^.^ achievements >_> of nyo less xDD account. +;;w;; Fain would >_< minye eyes >w< be witness with >_< minye ears +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of ^.^ these x3 wawe reports. + +x3 Entew MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and >w< TAWBOT. + +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, >w< accowding as >_> youw ladyship uWu desiw'd, +By xDD message uWu cwav'd, OwO so :3 is Wowd Tawbot come. +>w< COUNTESS. And ^.^ he :3 is welcome. >_< What! :3 is :3 this OwO the man? +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it is. +>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >_> scouwge >_> of :33 Fwance? +^-^ Is :3 this >_> Tawbot, OwO so >w< much >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ abwoad +:33 That with his name OwO the mothers still theiw >_> babes? +I UwU see wepowt :3 is UwU fabuwous ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. +I ^w^ thought I shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen >w< some Hercules, +OwO A uWu second xDD Hectow, uWu fow his >w< gwim aspect +And uWu wawge x3 pwopowtion >_> of his stwong-knyit limbs. +^.^ Awas, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy dwawf! +^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 wwithwed >_< shwimp +;;w;; Shouwd strike such terror ^-^ to his enyemies. +>w< TAWBOT. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have >_< been bowd ^-^ to twoubwe OwO you; +But >_< since >_> youw ladyship :3 is ^.^ nyot at leisure, +I'll sort >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to >w< visit you. xDD [Going] +>w< COUNTESS. What :3 means ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? uWu Go ÚwÚ ask him :33 whithew ^.^ he +OwO goes. +MESSENGEW. >w< Stay, my Wowd ^.^ Tawbot; uWu fow my wady x3 cwaves +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw abwupt departure. +>w< TAWBOT. x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU that she's in :3 a :33 wwong bewief, +I >w< go ^-^ to >_< cewtify xDD hew ;;w;; Tawbot's here. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU POWTEW x3 With keys + +>w< COUNTESS. >w< If :3 thou >w< be >_< he, then art :3 thou xDD pwisonyew. +>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Pwisonyew! ÚwÚ To >_< whom? +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, blood-thirsty lord +And uWu fow UwU that cause I >w< twain'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >_< house. +Wong UwU time >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thwaww ^-^ to uWu me, +>_< Fow in my x3 gawwewy >w< thy UwU pictuwe uWu hangs; +But :3 nyow OwO the xDD substance uWu shaww >_> enduwe OwO the >_< wike +And I uWu wiww >w< chain ^.^ these >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms >_> of UwU thinye +:33 That x3 hast uWu by ^w^ tywanny ^.^ these many years +xDD Wasted ^-^ ouw xDD countwy, OwO swain ^-^ ouw >_< citizens, +And x3 sent ^-^ ouw >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> husbands ÚwÚ captivate. +>w< TAWBOT. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +>w< COUNTESS. OwO Waughest thou, xDD wwetch? x3 Thy uWu miwth uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^-^ to +xDD moan. +>w< TAWBOT. I waugh ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ladyship OwO so OwO fond +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that you ^.^ have >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; Tawbot's ;;w;; shadow +uWu Wheweon ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise >_> youw >_< sevewity. +>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the man? +>w< TAWBOT. I x3 am :3 indeed. +>w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have I xDD substance ^w^ too. +>w< TAWBOT. No, no, I x3 am uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf. +You awe uWu deceiv'd, my xDD substance :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; +>_< Fow what you UwU see :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< smawwest part +And :33 weast x3 pwopowtion >_> of ^.^ humanyity. +I tell you, UwU madam, ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD whowe fwame ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ It :3 is >_> of such :3 a xDD spacious lofty :3 pitch +Your >_< woof ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu sufficient ^-^ to contain 't. +>w< COUNTESS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< widdwing ^.^ mewchant uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot here. +OwO How can ^.^ these ^-^ contwawieties agree? +>w< TAWBOT. :33 That uWu wiww I show you >_> pwesentwy. + +OwO Winds his :3 hown; ;;w;; dwums strike up; +:3 a peaw >_> of ordnance. x3 Entew xDD sowdiews + +OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe you :3 nyow pewsuaded +:33 That Tawbot :3 is uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? +^.^ These awe his UwU substance, sinews, uWu awms, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, +x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD yoketh >_> youw >w< webewwious nyecks, +Razeth >_> youw ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and xDD subvewts >_> youw ^.^ towns, +And in :3 a ;;w;; moment makes them >_> desowate. +>w< COUNTESS. Victowious Talbot! pawdon my UwU abuse. +I find :3 thou art nyo less than ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; hath xDD bwuited, +And ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ gathewed uWu by >w< thy OwO shape. +>_> Wet my uWu pwesumption ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke >w< thy wwath, +>_< Fow I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with uWu wevewence +I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou awt. +>w< TAWBOT. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, fair lady; :3 nyow UwU misconstew +The :33 mind >_> of Tawbot as you >_> did >_> mistake +The >_> outwawd :3 composition >_> of his ÚwÚ body. +What you ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu offended >_> me. +Nyow uWu othew satisfaction ^-^ do I crave +But only, with >_> youw >_> patience, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may +OwO Taste >_> of >_> youw xDD winye ÚwÚ and UwU see what ÚwÚ cates you x3 have, +>_< Fow sowdiews' ÚwÚ stomachs :33 awways sewve them :33 weww. +>w< COUNTESS. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me honoured +ÚwÚ To feast OwO so gweat :3 a wawwiow in my >_< house. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. The :3 Tempwe garden + +x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and WAWWICK; +^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, VERNON, ÚwÚ and another :3 WAWYEW + +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Great uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what :3 means :3 this +UwU siwence? +>w< Dawe nyo man ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU case >_> of truth? +SUFFOLK. xDD Within OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD too woud; +The garden here :3 is ^-^ mowe xDD convenyient. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once ^-^ if I maintain'd OwO the OwO twuth; +Ow ewse ÚwÚ was :33 wwangwing Somerset in th' ewwow? +SUFFOLK. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ twuant in OwO the OwO waw +And never ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd fwame my uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD it; +And OwO thewefowe fwame OwO the OwO waw x3 unto my uWu wiww. +SOMEWSET. Judge you, my Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, then, :3 between ÚwÚ us. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Between two hawks, ;;w;; which flies OwO the highew uWu pitch; +>w< Between two UwU dogs, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu deepew ^-^ mouth; +>w< Between two blades, ;;w;; which uWu beaws OwO the better temper; +>w< Between two OwO howses, ;;w;; which doth bear him best; +>w< Between two >_> giwws, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the mewwiest eye +I ^.^ have UwU pewhaps >w< some shawwow spirit >_> of ^w^ judgment; +But in ^.^ these nice shawp ^.^ quiwwets >_> of OwO the waw, +Good :33 faith, I x3 am nyo uWu wisew than :3 a daw. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU Tut, >_> tut, here :3 is :3 a >_< mannyewwy ^.^ fowbeawance: +The >w< twuth >_> appeaws OwO so ^.^ nyaked uWu on my >_> side +:33 That ^-^ any puwbwind eye ^-^ may find ^.^ it >_< out. +SOMEWSET. And uWu on my >_> side ^.^ it :3 is OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ appaweww'd, +^w^ So clear, OwO so >_> shinying, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 evident, +:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 gwimmew OwO thwough :3 a uWu bwind ÚwÚ man's >w< eye. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Since you awe ^w^ tongue-tied ÚwÚ and OwO so loath ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, +UwU In OwO dumb significants :3 pwocwaim >_> youw xDD thoughts. +>_> Wet him UwU that :3 is :3 a UwU twue-bown ^-^ gentweman +And ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his birth, +>w< If ^.^ he suppose UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; pweaded truth, +From x3 off :3 this brier xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose with >_> me. +SOMEWSET. >_> Wet him UwU that :3 is nyo cowawd :3 nyow nyo ^w^ fwattewew, +But dare maintain OwO the party >_> of OwO the truth, +:33 Pwuck :3 a wed wose ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this thown with >_> me. +:3 WAWWICK. I love nyo ^.^ cowouws; :3 and, ^-^ without >w< aww >w< cowouw +x3 Of base insinuating fwattewy, +I xDD pwuck :3 this >_> white wose with ^-^ Pwantagenyet. +SUFFOLK. I xDD pwuck :3 this wed wose with x3 young >w< Somewset, +And uWu say withaw I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he held OwO the >_> wight. +x3 VEWNyON. >w< Stay, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck nyo ^-^ mowe +;;w;; Tiww you conclude UwU that ^.^ he x3 upon uWu whose >_> side +The uWu fewest >w< woses awe OwO cwopp'd ^-^ fwom OwO the twee +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the uWu othew in OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ opinyion. +SOMEWSET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww >w< objected; +>w< If I ^.^ have :33 fewest, I ^w^ subscwibe in silence. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 I. +x3 VEWNyON. >_> Then, uWu fow OwO the >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, +I xDD pwuck :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and OwO maiden >w< bwossom ;;w;; hewe, +UwU Giving my verdict uWu on OwO the >_> white wose xDD side. +SOMEWSET. Pwick ^.^ nyot >_> youw fingew as you xDD pwuck ^.^ it OwO off, +OwO West, bweeding, you ^-^ do x3 paint OwO the >_> white wose red, +And ^-^ faww uWu on my >_> side so, x3 against >_> youw uWu wiww. +x3 VEWNyON. >w< If OwO I, my lord, uWu fow my >_< opinyion bweed, +xDD Opinyion uWu shaww >w< be OwO suwgeon ^-^ to my hurt +And ^-^ keep me uWu on OwO the >_> side xDD whewe still I ÚwÚ am. +SOMEWSET. Weww, well, come OwO on; ^-^ who xDD ewse? +LAWYER. uWu [To ^w^ Somewset] >_< Unwess my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books >w< be +fawse, +The awgument you held ÚwÚ was :33 wwong in OwO you; +UwU In >w< sign ^w^ wheweof I xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose ^w^ too. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, >w< Somewset, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw OwO awgument? +SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hewe in my ÚwÚ scabbawd, UwU meditating UwU that +:33 Shaww ^-^ dye >_> youw >_> white wose in :3 a bwoody >_< wed. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO Meantime >_> youw x3 cheeks ^-^ do >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw +roses; +>_< Fow OwO pawe uWu they ÚwÚ wook with feaw, as ÚwÚ witnyessing +The >w< twuth uWu on ^-^ ouw xDD side. +SOMEWSET. No, Pwantagenyet, +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but :3 angew UwU that >w< thy x3 cheeks +>_< Bwush uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw xDD woses, +And ÚwÚ yet >w< thy :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess >w< thy ewwow. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a ^.^ cankew, >_> Somewset? +SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a :33 thown, >_< Pwantagenyet? +xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, shawp ÚwÚ and >w< piewcing, ^-^ to maintain his OwO twuth; +ÚwÚ Whiwes >w< thy UwU consuming cankew ;;w;; eats his ^w^ fawsehood. +SOMEWSET. Weww, I'll find fwiends ^-^ to wear my ÚwÚ bweeding xDD woses, +:33 That uWu shaww maintain what I ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 is true, +:3 Whewe false Plantagenet dare ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, uWu by :3 this OwO maiden >w< bwossom in my ;;w;; hand, +I :33 scown ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 fashion, peevish ÚwÚ boy. +SUFFOLK. OwO Tuwn ^.^ nyot >w< thy scorns :3 this >_< way, ^-^ Pwantagenyet. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Proud :3 Powe, I wiww, ÚwÚ and :33 scown uWu both him ÚwÚ and +thee. +SUFFOLK. I'll xDD tuwn my part thereof OwO into >w< thy >_< thwoat. +SOMEWSET. Away, ^w^ away, good ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! +We OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ yeoman uWu by convewsing with >_> him. +:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by God's wiww, :3 thou UwU wwong'st ^w^ him, Somerset; +His ÚwÚ gwandfathew ÚwÚ was >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, +^-^ Thiwd :3 son ^-^ to OwO the third Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Engwand. +:3 Spwing >w< cwestwess ÚwÚ yeomen ^-^ fwom OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a root? +xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws him uWu on OwO the >w< pwace's privilege, +Ow durst ^.^ nyot uWu fow his ^-^ cwaven OwO heawt uWu say OwO thus. +SOMEWSET. By :3 Him UwU that :3 made uWu me, I'll maintain my uWu wowds +uWu On ^-^ any plot >_> of gwound in uWu Chwistendom. +>_> Was ^.^ nyot >w< thy fathew, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, +>_< Fow uWu tweason ^w^ executed in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate :3 king's uWu days? +And uWu by his uWu tweason stand'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ attainted, +Cowwupted, ÚwÚ and :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ ancient xDD gentwy? +His ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives OwO guiwty in >w< thy bwood; +And ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ westow'd :3 thou art :3 a :3 yeoman. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was ^.^ attached, ^.^ nyot xDD attainted; +Condemn'd ^-^ to die uWu fow tweason, uWu but nyo traitor; +And UwU that I'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on better x3 men than >w< Somewset, +Were ;;w;; gwowing UwU time UwU once ripened ^-^ to my uWu wiww. +>_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawtakew :3 Powe, ÚwÚ and you OwO youwsewf, +I'll ^-^ nyote you in my book >_> of memowy +ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge you uWu fow :3 this uWu appwehension. +Wook ^-^ to ^.^ it well, ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ;;w;; weww >w< wawn'd. +SOMEWSET. >w< Ay, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO us ready uWu fow ÚwÚ thee still; +And xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^.^ these colours uWu fow >w< thy :33 foes +>_< Fow ^.^ these my fwiends in ^-^ spite >_> of ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww :33 weaw. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. And, uWu by my >_> souw, :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and :3 angwy :3 wose, +UwU As cognyizance >_> of my UwU bwood-dwinking ^.^ hate, +uWu Wiww I uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and my faction, weaw, +^.^ Untiw ^.^ it >_< withew with me ^-^ to my :33 gwave, +Ow flourish ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of my degree. +SUFFOLK. uWu Go x3 fowwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< chok'd with >w< thy :3 ambition! +And OwO so faweweww xDD untiw I ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next. Exit +SOMEWSET. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, Powe. Faweweww, ambitious +>_< Wichawd. Exit +xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO How I x3 am brav'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> enduwe +^.^ it! +:3 WAWWICK. :3 This ^-^ bwot UwU that uWu they object x3 against >_> youw house +:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ wip'd >_< out in OwO the next uWu Pawwiament, +UwU Caww'd uWu fow OwO the truce >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ÚwÚ and Gloucester; +And ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be ^.^ nyot then created Yowk, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; accounted Warwick. +^w^ Meantime, in signal >_> of my love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +uWu Against >_> pwoud Somerset ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 Powe, +uWu Wiww I x3 upon >w< thy party wear :3 this wose; +And here I >_> pwophesy: :3 this bwaww UwU to-day, +:3 Gwown ^-^ to :3 this >w< faction in OwO the :3 Tempwe Garden, +:33 Shaww ^-^ send :3 between OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ White +OwO A ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy ^-^ nyight. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, I x3 am bound ^-^ to you +:33 That you uWu on my behawf would xDD pwuck :3 a OwO fwowew. +x3 VEWNyON. UwU In >_> youw behawf still uWu wiww I wear OwO the OwO same. +LAWYER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe sir. +^w^ Come, let OwO us ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. I dare uWu say +:3 This >_< quawwew uWu wiww dwink UwU bwood another day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +The >w< Towew >_> of UwU Wondon + +x3 Entew MOWTIMEW, ^w^ bwought in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and GAOLERS + +>_< MOWTIMEW. UwU Kind UwU keepews >_> of my uWu weak OwO decaying ^-^ age, +>_> Wet ^.^ dying OwO Mowtimew here west :3 himsewf. +>_< Even >_< wike :3 a man OwO nyew >_< hawed ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wack, +^w^ So fare my wimbs with wong impwisonment; +And ^.^ these :3 gwey ;;w;; wocks, OwO the x3 puwsuivants >_> of >_< death, +UwU Nyestow-wike ;;w;; aged in OwO an :3 age >_> of cawe, +>_< Awgue OwO the ^-^ end >_> of Edmund >w< Mowtimew. +^.^ These >_> eyes, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu whose ÚwÚ wasting uWu oiw :3 is x3 spent, +:3 Wax xDD dim, as UwU dwawing ^-^ to theiw >_< exigent; +>_> Weak UwU shouwdews, ^-^ uvwbownye with buwdenying gwief, +And OwO pithwess uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a withered :33 vinye +:33 That droops his >w< sapwess branches ^-^ to OwO the ground. +>_> Yet awe ^.^ these OwO feet, uWu whose stwengthwess stay :3 is ÚwÚ nyumb, +>w< Unyabwe ^-^ to :3 suppowt :3 this lump >_> of ÚwÚ cway, +Swift-winged with desiwe ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :33 gwave, +UwU As UwU witting I nyo uWu othew comfort have. +But tell uWu me, x3 keepew, uWu wiww my nyephew ^.^ come? +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my lord, uWu wiww come. +We x3 sent x3 unto OwO the xDD Tempwe, x3 unto his chambew; +And ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ was wetuwn'd UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww come. +>_< MOWTIMEW. ÚwÚ Enyough; my ^w^ souw uWu shaww then >w< be >_> satisfied. +OwO Poow gentweman! his :33 wwong doth >w< equaw x3 minye. +x3 Since ^-^ Henwy UwU Monmouth ^.^ fiwst >_< began ^-^ to x3 weign, +Before uWu whose >_> gwowy I ÚwÚ was gweat in uWu awms, +:3 This ^-^ woathsome uWu sequestwation ^.^ have I >w< had; +And x3 even >_< since then ;;w;; hath Richard >_< been ^.^ obscuw'd, +Depriv'd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and inheritance. +But :3 nyow OwO the OwO awbitwatow >_> of ^w^ despaiws, +>w< Just Death, >w< kind ^.^ umpiwe >_> of xDD men's misewies, +x3 With ^w^ sweet enwawgement doth UwU dismiss me ^-^ hence. +I would his twoubwes wikewise ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ expiw'd, +:33 That OwO so ^.^ he UwU might >_< wecuvw what ÚwÚ was xDD wost. + +x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET + +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw :33 woving nyephew :3 nyow :3 is come. +>_< MOWTIMEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my OwO fwiend, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ come? +xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uncwe, ;;w;; thus ignobly us'd, +Your nephew, ^.^ wate despised ÚwÚ Wichawd, comes. +>_< MOWTIMEW. >w< Diwect >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ^-^ may ^w^ embwace his neck +And in his uWu bosom uWu spend my wattew >_< gasp. +:33 O, tell me when my lips ^-^ do ^.^ touch his :33 cheeks, +:33 That I ^-^ may kindwy ^w^ give ^-^ onye x3 fainting ;;w;; kiss. +And :3 nyow declare, ^w^ sweet x3 stem ^-^ fwom xDD Yowk's gweat OwO stock, +UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu say >_> of ^.^ wate :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< despis'd? +xDD PWANTAGENyET. First, lean UwU thinye ;;w;; aged xDD back x3 against >_< minye OwO awm; +And, in UwU that ease, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee my >w< disease. +:3 This day, in awgument x3 upon :3 a ^-^ case, +uWu Some uWu wowds there ^-^ gwew :33 'twixt Somerset ÚwÚ and me; +x3 Among ;;w;; which >_> tewms ^.^ he :33 us'd his wavish :33 tongue +And >_> did upbraid me with my >_< fathew's ^w^ death; +^w^ Which obloquy xDD set :33 baws before my tongue, +Else with OwO the >_< wike I xDD had requited >_> him. +:33 Thewefowe, good uncwe, uWu fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, +UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, +And uWu fow awwiance UwU sake, >w< decwawe OwO the cause +UwU My fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, lost his head. +>_< MOWTIMEW. :33 That ^-^ cause, fair nephew, UwU that imprison'd me +And ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd me >w< aww my >_< fwow'wing xDD youth +xDD Within :3 a ^-^ woathsome ^.^ dungeon, there ^-^ to pinye, +>_> Was x3 cuwsed ^.^ instwument >_> of his decease. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. Discover ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge what cause UwU that OwO was, +>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant ÚwÚ and cannyot guess. +>_< MOWTIMEW. I wiww, ^-^ if UwU that my fading >_> bweath >w< pewmit +And death xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot ewe my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. +^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, ÚwÚ gwandfathew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ king, +>_< Depos'd his nyephew ÚwÚ Wichawd, x3 Edwawd's UwU son, +The ^.^ fiwst-begotten ÚwÚ and OwO the lawful ÚwÚ heiw +x3 Of >_< Edwawd ^-^ king, OwO the third >_> of UwU that x3 descent; +^-^ Duwing uWu whose UwU weign OwO the Percies >_> of OwO the north, +UwU Finding his usuwpation UwU most unjust, +uWu Endeavouw'd my advancement ^-^ to OwO the thwonye. +The reason ;;w;; mov'd ^.^ these ^.^ wawwike uWu wowds ^-^ to :3 this +Was, uWu fow x3 that-young Richard ;;w;; thus x3 wemov'd, +OwO Weaving nyo ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ begotten >_> of his body- +I ÚwÚ was OwO the next uWu by biwth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawentage; +>_< Fow uWu by my mothew I x3 dewived x3 am +From >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, third :3 son +ÚwÚ To UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Third; whereas ^.^ he +From uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt doth bwing his :33 pedigwee, +>_> Being uWu but >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that :3 hewoic x3 winye. +But :33 mawk: as in :3 this :33 haughty gweat ^-^ attempt +^.^ They laboured ^-^ to >_> pwant OwO the ^-^ wightfuw heir, +I lost my wibewty, ÚwÚ and uWu they theiw >w< wives. +Wong aftew this, when ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, +^.^ Succeeding his fathew Bolingbroke, >_> did x3 weign, +x3 Thy fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, then deriv'd +From :3 famous Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, +x3 Mawwying my ;;w;; sistew, UwU that >w< thy mothew OwO was, +xDD Again, in ^-^ pity >_> of my ^-^ hawd >_> distwess, +Levied OwO an awmy, weening ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem +And ^.^ have install'd me in OwO the OwO diadem; +But, as OwO the rest, OwO so feww UwU that x3 nyobwe eaww, +And ÚwÚ was beheaded. ÚwÚ Thus OwO the ^-^ Mowtimews, +UwU In xDD whom OwO the title rested, ;;w;; wewe suppress'd. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Of >w< Which, my lord, >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is OwO the :33 wast. +>_< MOWTIMEW. True; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest UwU that I nyo xDD issue x3 have, +And UwU that my x3 fainting uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; wawwant :33 death. +Thou art my xDD heiw; OwO the west I ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee xDD gathew; +But ÚwÚ yet >w< be wawy in >w< thy ^.^ studious cawe. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy grave ^-^ admonyishments :33 pwevaiw with >_> me. +But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks my >_< fathew's >_> execution +>_> Was nyothing less than bwoody tyranny. +>_< MOWTIMEW. x3 With :3 siwence, nephew, >w< be :3 thou powitic; +:3 Stwong uWu fixed :3 is OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew +And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wemov'd. +But :3 nyow >w< thy uncwe :3 is removing hence, +UwU As princes ^-^ do theiw couwts when uWu they awe :33 cwoy'd +x3 With wong UwU continyuance in :3 a ;;w;; settwed :3 pwace. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. :3 O uncwe, would >w< some part >_> of my x3 young years +OwO Might uWu but ^w^ wedeem OwO the ÚwÚ passage >_> of >_> youw OwO age! +>_< MOWTIMEW. Thou OwO dost then :33 wwong uWu me, as UwU that ^-^ swaughtewew +doth +^w^ Which ^-^ giveth many wounds when ^-^ onye uWu wiww kill. +x3 Mouwn ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except :3 thou UwU sowwow uWu fow my >w< good; +>_> Onwy ^w^ give owdew uWu fow my funyewaw. +And so, faweweww; ÚwÚ and fair >w< be >w< aww >w< thy hopes, +And pwospewous >w< be >w< thy life in xDD peace ÚwÚ and xDD waw! ;;w;; [Dies] +xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 peace, nyo war, befall >w< thy pawting UwU souw! +UwU In pwison x3 hast :3 thou spent :3 a ^.^ piwgwimage, +And >_< wike :3 a hermit overpass'd >w< thy ^.^ days. +Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ wock his counsew in my breast; +And what I ^-^ do imagine, let UwU that ^-^ west. +>w< Keepews, convey him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf +uWu Wiww UwU see his burial better than his wife. +>_< Exeunt :33 GAOWEWS, hearing >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ MOWTIMEW +;;w;; Hewe >_> dies OwO the dusky towch >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, +>w< Chok'd with ambition >_> of OwO the meaner sowt; +And uWu fow x3 those wwongs, x3 those :33 bittew injuries, +^w^ Which Somerset ;;w;; hath ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to my OwO house, +I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but with uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< wedwess; +And OwO thewefowe haste I ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, +x3 Eithew ^-^ to >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to my blood, +Ow ^-^ make my i-iww th' ^w^ advantage >_> of my :33 good. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. The Parliament House + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; +OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. +^w^ GWOUCESTEW ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< put OwO up :3 a >w< biww; WINCHESTEW snyatches it, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ it + +WINCHESTER. Com'st :3 thou with ^-^ deep ^w^ pwemeditated >_< winyes, +x3 With written pamphwets >_< studiouswy >_> devis'd? +:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :3 accuse +Ow >w< aught :33 intend'st ^-^ to uWu way x3 unto my chawge, +Do ^.^ it ^-^ without >_< invention, >_> suddenwy; +I with ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and >w< extempowaw OwO speech +:33 Puwpose ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew what :3 thou ^w^ canst object. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwesumptuous :33 pwiest, :3 this place ÚwÚ commands my +>_> patience, +Ow :3 thou shouldst find :3 thou x3 hast dishonour'd >_> me. +:33 Think ;;w;; nyot, although in :33 wwiting I ^w^ pwefeww'd +The manner >_> of >w< thy :3 viwe ÚwÚ outwageous ^.^ cwimes, +:33 That OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have OwO fowg'd, ^w^ ow x3 am ^.^ nyot able +uWu Vewbatim ^-^ to rehearse OwO the >_> method >_> of my ^.^ pen. +No, prelate; such :3 is >w< thy audacious wickednyess, +x3 Thy lewd, xDD pestifewous, ÚwÚ and dissentious xDD pwanks, +UwU As vewy OwO infants pwattwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ pwide. +Thou art :3 a UwU most pernicious :3 usuwew; +OwO Fwowawd uWu by UwU nyatuwe, enemy ^-^ to ^w^ peace; +Lascivious, UwU wanton, ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww beseems +OwO A man >_> of >w< thy >_< pwofession ÚwÚ and degree; +And uWu fow >w< thy tweachewy, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe manyifest +UwU In UwU that :3 thou >_< waid'st :3 a twap ^-^ to UwU take my xDD wife, +UwU As ;;w;; weww at UwU Wondon Bridge as at OwO the :33 Towew? +Beside, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sifted, +The ;;w;; King, >w< thy suvweign, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite :3 exempt +From ÚwÚ envious ;;w;; mawice >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; swewwing ÚwÚ heawt. +WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^-^ do :33 defy thee. >w< Wowds, OwO vouchsafe +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me hearing what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ wepwy. +>w< If I ;;w;; wewe covetous, x3 ambitious, ^w^ ow ^.^ pewvewse, +UwU As ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu me, how x3 am I OwO so :3 poow? +Ow how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ advance +Ow ÚwÚ waise ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but ^-^ keep my :3 wonted cawwing? +And uWu fow dissension, ^-^ who :3 pwefewweth xDD peace +Mowe than I uWu do, ^-^ except I >w< be :3 pwovok'd? +No, my good x3 wowds, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< offends; +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU that :3 incens'd ;;w;; hath :3 incens'd OwO the >_< Duke: +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ because nyo ^-^ onye shouwd ^.^ sway uWu but xDD he; +:3 Nyo ^-^ onye uWu but ^.^ he shouwd >w< be about OwO the x3 King; +And UwU that engenders thundew in his uWu bweast +And makes him :3 woaw ^.^ these >_> accusations fowth. +But ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am as good +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As uWu good! +Thou xDD bastawd >_> of my ÚwÚ gwandfathew! +WINCHESTER. >w< Ay, wowdwy siw; uWu fow what awe you, I pray, +But ^-^ onye imperious in x3 anyothew's ;;w;; thwonye? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot Protector, ;;w;; saucy priest? +WINCHESTER. And x3 am ^.^ nyot I :3 a pwewate >_> of OwO the uWu chuwch? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, as OwO an :33 outwaw in :3 a castle keeps, +And useth ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO patwonyage his >_> theft. +WINCHESTER. Unwevewent ^.^ Gwoucestew! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou art OwO wevewend +xDD Touching >w< thy spiritual >_< function, ^.^ nyot >w< thy wife. +WINCHESTER. >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ wemedy ÚwÚ this. +:3 WAWWICK. >_< Woam thithew xDD then. +SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> duty ^-^ to ^w^ fowbeaw. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, UwU see OwO the ^w^ bishop >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ uvwbownye. +SOMEWSET. x3 Methinks my lord shouwd >w< be religious, +And xDD knyow OwO the >w< office UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to xDD such. +:3 WAWWICK. x3 Methinks his ^.^ wowdship shouwd >w< be humbwew; +^w^ It :33 fitteth ^.^ nyot :3 a pwewate OwO so ^-^ to OwO pwead. +SOMEWSET. x3 Yes, when his holy OwO state :3 is ^w^ touch'd OwO so >w< nyeaw. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU State holy ^w^ ow x3 unhawwow'd, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his OwO Gwace Protector ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? +xDD PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ [Aside] Pwantagenyet, I >_> see, >w< must howd his +tongue, +Lest ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said 'Speak, ÚwÚ siwwah, when you >w< shouwd; +Must >_> youw bowd verdict ÚwÚ entew talk with ;;w;; wowds?' +Else would I ^.^ have :3 a fling at x3 Winchestew. +KING HENRY. >_< Uncwes >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Winchestew, +The speciaw x3 watchmen >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish weaw, +I would prevail, ^-^ if ;;w;; pwayews UwU might :33 pwevaiw +ÚwÚ To >_> join >_> youw hearts in love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. +:33 O, what :3 a OwO scandaw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown +:33 That two such x3 nyobwe x3 peews as ye shouwd ^w^ jaw! +>_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, my >w< tendew years can tell +>_> Civiw >_< dissension :3 is :3 a OwO vipewous wowm +:33 That gnaws OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. +;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise within: xDD 'Down with OwO the uWu tawny >_> coats!'] +What tumuwt's uWu this? +:3 WAWWICK. An uproar, I dare x3 wawwant, +uWu Begun OwO thwough ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's ^-^ men. +;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise x3 again: >_< 'Stonyes! xDD Stonyes!'] + +x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, attended + +uWu MAYOW. :33 O, my good x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, +UwU Pity OwO the :33 city >_> of London, ^-^ pity >_< us! +The ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's ^-^ men, +xDD Fowbidden ^.^ wate ^-^ to carry ^-^ any >_< weapon, +>_< Have fill'd theiw ;;w;; pockets :33 fuww >_> of pebble >w< stonyes +And, banding themsewves in contrary :33 pawts, +Do ^-^ pewt OwO so fast at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's OwO pate +:33 That many ^.^ have theiw x3 giddy >w< bwains ^w^ knyock'd >_< out. +Our uWu windows awe x3 bwoke ;;w;; down in every street, +And ^-^ we uWu fow ;;w;; feaw xDD compeww'd ^-^ to OwO shut ^-^ ouw >_> shops. + +x3 Entew in x3 skiwmish, OwO the retainers >_> of ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and +WINCHESTEW, with bwoody pates + +KING HENRY. We chawge you, uWu on :33 awwegiance ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, +ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw slaught'ring ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. +>_> Pway, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, OwO mitigate :3 this ^-^ stwife. +OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fowbidden ^w^ stonyes, ^w^ we'ww +^-^ faww ^-^ to ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw teeth. +x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. Do what ye dare, ^-^ we awe as resolute. +^.^ [Skiwmish again] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. You >_> of my x3 househowd, xDD weave :3 this peevish broil, +And xDD set :3 this unaccustom'd fight OwO aside. +uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. UwU My lord, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be :3 a +man +>w< Just ÚwÚ and x3 upwight, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 woyaw biwth +Inferior ^-^ to UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ to his Majesty; +And ewe UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww suffer such :3 a ^w^ pwince, +^w^ So >w< kind :3 a fathew >_> of OwO the commonweal, +ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU disgwaced uWu by OwO an >w< inkhown uWu mate, +We ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >w< aww uWu wiww fight +And ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO bodies >_< swaught'wed uWu by >w< thy foes. +OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy parings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws +:33 Shaww :3 pitch :3 a field when ^-^ we awe UwU dead. [Begin again] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, I :33 say! +And ^-^ if you love uWu me, as you uWu say you uWu do, +>_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. +KING HENRY. :33 O, how :3 this uWu discowd doth affwict my UwU souw! +^w^ Can you, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >w< behowd +UwU My sighs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU once xDD wewent? +OwO Who shouwd >w< be pitiful, ^-^ if you >w< be not? +Ow ^-^ who shouwd study ^-^ to :33 pwefew :3 a :3 peace, +>w< If holy churchmen UwU take dewight in bwoiws? +:3 WAWWICK. Yield, my Wowd Protector; yield, >_> Winchestew; +Except you UwU mean with ^-^ obstinyate ;;w;; wepuwse +ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >_> youw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy OwO the realm. +You UwU see what UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and what murder UwU too, +;;w;; Hath >_< been ^-^ enyacted OwO thwough >_> youw >w< enmity; +;;w;; Then >w< be at :3 peace, ^-^ except ye thiwst uWu fow bwood. +WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ submit, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww never yield. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Compassion uWu on OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ commands me ^-^ stoop, +Ow I would UwU see his OwO heawt >_< out ewe OwO the pwiest +;;w;; Shouwd >w< evew >_< get UwU that UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_> me. +:3 WAWWICK. >_< Behowd, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, OwO the UwU Duke +;;w;; Hath banish'd ^-^ moody :33 discontented >_> fuwy, +UwU As uWu by his ;;w;; smoothed uWu bwows ^.^ it doth appeaw; +UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you still OwO so x3 stem ÚwÚ and tragical? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Here, >w< Winchestew, I :3 offew ÚwÚ thee my hand. +KING HENRY. :33 Fie, uncwe Beaufowt! I ^.^ have heard you ^.^ pweach +:33 That ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat ÚwÚ and grievous >w< sin; +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot you maintain OwO the xDD thing you ^-^ teach, +But ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> chief offendew in OwO the same? +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet >_< King! The ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hath :3 a kindwy gird. +>_< Fow shame, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, relent; +>_> What, uWu shaww :3 a >w< chiwd uWu instwuct you what ^-^ to x3 do? +WINCHESTER. Weww, UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee; +^-^ Wuv uWu fow >w< thy love ÚwÚ and hand uWu fow hand I >w< give. +^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, with :3 a >w< howwow +ÚwÚ heawt. +^w^ See ;;w;; hewe, my fwiends ÚwÚ and :33 woving countrymen: +:3 This token sewveth uWu fow :3 a flag >_> of truce +ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowwowews. +^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I dissembwe :33 nyot! +WINCHESTEW ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I intend ^.^ it :33 nyot! +KING HENRY. :3 O :33 woving uncwe, >w< kind UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, +OwO How >_< joyfuw x3 am I :3 made uWu by :3 this ^w^ contwact! +Away, my :3 mastews! twoubwe OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; +But >_> join in ^.^ fwiendship, as >_> youw uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< donye. +OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. Content: I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> suwgeon's. +x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. And I uWu wiww UwU see what ÚwÚ physic OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn +>_> affowds. >_< Exeunt servants, >w< MAYOW, >w< &C. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Accept :3 this UwU scwoww, UwU most >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; +^w^ Which in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of Richard Plantagenet +We ^-^ do ^.^ exhibit ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww uwg'd, my Wowd >_> of xDD Wawwick; for, ^w^ sweet +^w^ pwince, +An ^-^ if >_> youw OwO Gwace mark every uWu ciwcumstance, +You ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to ^-^ do Richard ^-^ wight; +Especially uWu fow x3 those >w< occasions +^.^ At >w< Ewtham OwO Pwace I told >_> youw Majesty. +KING HENRY. And x3 those ^.^ occasions, uncwe, ;;w;; wewe >_> of force; +:33 Thewefowe, my :33 woving x3 wowds, ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is +:33 That Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood. +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Wet Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood; +^w^ So uWu shaww his >_< fathew's ^-^ wwongs >w< be recompens'd. +WINCHESTER. UwU As uWu wiww OwO the rest, OwO so wiwweth x3 Winchestew. +KING HENRY. >w< If Richard uWu wiww >w< be true, ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 awonye +But >w< aww OwO the xDD whowe inheritance I ^w^ give +:33 That doth belong x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, +From :3 whence you spwing uWu by lineal xDD descent. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy humbwe ^-^ sewvant >_< vows :33 obedience +And humbwe service ÚwÚ tiww OwO the point >_> of :33 death. +KING HENRY. >_> Stoop then ÚwÚ and xDD set >_> youw knee x3 against my ^-^ foot; +And in >_< weguewdon >_> of UwU that >_> duty x3 donye +I girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_< swowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, +And xDD wise created >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +xDD PWANTAGENyET. And OwO so thrive Richard as >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ may faww! +And as my >_> duty ^-^ spwings, OwO so pewish uWu they +:33 That ÚwÚ gwudge ^-^ onye ^w^ thought x3 against >_> youw >w< Majesty! +ALL. Wewcome, UwU high Pwince, OwO the :3 mighty UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk! +SOMEWSET. ^-^ [Aside] uWu Pewish, base Pwince, ^-^ ignyobwe UwU Duke >_> of +uWu Yowk! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 best avail >_> youw uWu Majesty +ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd in France: +The :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king engenders love +Amongst his uWu subjects ÚwÚ and his :33 woyaw fwiends, +UwU As ^.^ it disanyimates his enyemies. +KING HENRY. When ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :33 says OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU King ^-^ Henwy +goes; +>_< Fow fwiendwy counsew ^w^ cuts x3 off many foes. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your ^-^ ships already awe in xDD weadinyess. +Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW +EXETER. >w< Ay, ^-^ we ^-^ may mawch in ^.^ Engwand ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, +:3 Nyot >_< seeing what :3 is :33 wikewy ^-^ to uWu ensue. +:3 This ^.^ wate >_< dissension UwU gwown ;;w;; betwixt OwO the x3 peews +Buwns uWu undew feigned ashes >_> of x3 fowg'd love +And uWu wiww at last >_< bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu fwame; +UwU As fest'red ;;w;; membews ÚwÚ wot uWu but uWu by degree +;;w;; Tiww bones ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and sinyews ^-^ faww ^w^ away, +^w^ So uWu wiww :3 this base ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious uWu discowd bweed. +And :3 nyow I ;;w;; feaw UwU that :33 fataw prophecy. +^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^w^ nyam'd OwO the Fifth +>_> Was in OwO the OwO mouth >_> of every >_< sucking >_< babe: +:33 That ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at UwU Monmouth shouwd ^.^ win aww, +And ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at Windsor shouwd wose all. +^w^ Which :3 is OwO so ;;w;; pwain UwU that ^w^ Exetew doth ^w^ wish +His >_< days ^-^ may finish ewe UwU that hapwess xDD time. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO Fwance. Before OwO Wouen + +x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE :33 disguis'd, with ;;w;; fouw xDD sowdiews dressed +>_< wike countrymen, with ;;w;; sacks x3 upon theiw uWu backs + +PUCEWWE. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wouen, +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw powicy >w< must ^-^ make :3 a breach. +;;w;; Take :3 heed, >w< be wawy how you place >_> youw :33 wowds; +x3 Tawk >_< wike OwO the UwU vuwgaw sort >_> of ;;w;; mawket-men +:33 That come ^-^ to x3 gathew money uWu fow theiw >_> cown. +>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have entwance, as I >w< hope ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, +And UwU that ^-^ we find OwO the swothfuw watch uWu but ;;w;; weak, +I'll uWu by :3 a >w< sign ^w^ give nyotice ^-^ to ^-^ ouw fwiends, +:33 That Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ may uWu encountew ^.^ them. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Our ;;w;; sacks uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to sack OwO the >_< city, +And ^-^ we >w< be uWu wowds ÚwÚ and rulers xDD uvw Rouen; +OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ knyock. ^.^ [Knyocks] +UwU WATCH. xDD [Within] >_> Qui >_< est >_< wa? +PUCEWWE. Paysans, pauvwes ^-^ gens ^.^ de Fwance +OwO Poow uWu mawket-fowks UwU that come ^-^ to ;;w;; seww theiw >_> cown. +UwU WATCH. OwO Entew, >w< go in; OwO the mawket-beww :3 is :33 wung. +PUCEWWE. Nyow, Wouen, I'll >_< shake >w< thy >w< buwwawks ^-^ to OwO the +ground. + +:3 [WA uWu PUCEWWE, :33 &c., ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] + +x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and fowces + +CHARLES. x3 Saint Denyis bless :3 this x3 happy OwO stwatagem! +And UwU once UwU again ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; sweep secure in Wouen. +BASTAWD. ;;w;; Hewe ent'red xDD Pucewwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew >w< pwactisants; +Nyow ^.^ she :3 is there, how uWu wiww ^.^ she ;;w;; specify +;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and >w< safest ÚwÚ passage OwO in? +ALENCON. By ;;w;; thwusting >_< out :3 a towch ^-^ fwom :33 yondew tower; +^w^ Which UwU once >w< discewn'd >w< shows UwU that xDD hew meaning :3 is +:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to UwU that, uWu fow weakness, ;;w;; which ^.^ she ent'wed. + +x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, uWu on OwO the >_< top, ;;w;; thwusting >_< out +:3 a towch burning + +PUCEWWE. >_< Behowd, :3 this :3 is OwO the x3 happy >w< wedding towch +:33 That joineth OwO Wouen x3 unto xDD hew countrymen, +But burning :33 fataw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Tawbotites. Exit +BASTAWD. ^w^ See, x3 nyobwe Charles, OwO the :33 beacon >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; +The burning towch in :33 yondew xDD tuwwet stands. +CHARLES. Nyow shinye ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a :3 comet >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, +OwO A prophet ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; foes! +ALENCON. x3 Defew nyo UwU time, >_< deways ^.^ have dangewous ;;w;; ends; +OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy xDD 'The UwU Dauphin!' presently, +And then ^-^ do >_> execution uWu on OwO the :3 watch. Awawum. >_< Exeunt + +An ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew TAWBOT in OwO an excuwsion + +>w< TAWBOT. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this uWu tweason with >w< thy >_< teaws, +>w< If Tawbot uWu but uWu suwvive >w< thy ^w^ tweachewy. +uWu PUCEWWE, UwU that witch, UwU that damned ;;w;; sowcewess, +;;w;; Hath wrought :3 this ^.^ hewwish mischief >_< unyawawes, +:33 That hardly ^-^ we escap'd OwO the uWu pwide >_> of OwO Fwance. Exit + +An alarum; excursions. BEDFORD ^w^ bwought in uWu sick in +:3 a uWu chaiw. x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ without; +ÚwÚ within, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws + +PUCEWWE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< gawwants! Want ye >w< cown uWu fow ^w^ bwead? +I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww fast +Before :3 he'ww ^-^ buy UwU again at such :3 a rate. +ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww >_> of dawnyew-do you >_< wike OwO the >_< taste? +>w< BUWGUNDY. :3 Scoff OwO on, :3 viwe x3 fiend ÚwÚ and shamewess x3 couwtezan. +I xDD twust ewe wong ^-^ to uWu choke ÚwÚ thee with UwU thinye own, +And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the hawvest >_> of UwU that >_> cown. +CHARLES. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may stawve, perhaps, before UwU that xDD time. +BEDFORD. :33 O, let nyo x3 wowds, uWu but >_< deeds, wevenge :3 this xDD tweason! +PUCEWWE. What you uWu do, good :3 gwey beard? :33 Bweak :3 a +lance, +And run :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt at death within :3 a chair? +>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 fiend >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD hag >_> of >w< aww >_> despite, +^-^ Encompass'd with >w< thy lustful paramours, +:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 taunt his ÚwÚ vawiant :3 age +And ÚwÚ twit with ^w^ cowawdice :3 a man half ;;w;; dead? +xDD Damsew, I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you uWu again, +Ow ewse let Tawbot pewish with :3 this >w< shame. +PUCEWWE. uWu Awe ye OwO so hot, sir? xDD Yet, Pucelle, howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; +>w< If Tawbot ^-^ do uWu but thunder, ;;w;; wain uWu wiww OwO fowwow. +UwU [The Engwish party whisper >_> togethew in council] +:3 God ÚwÚ speed OwO the :3 pawwiament! OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Speaker? +>w< TAWBOT. >w< Dawe ye come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet OwO us in OwO the UwU fiewd? +PUCEWWE. Belike >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ takes OwO us then uWu fow fools, +ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow nyo. +>w< TAWBOT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU that >_> waiwing UwU Hecate, +But x3 unto ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. +uWu Wiww >_< ye, >_< wike soldiers, come ÚwÚ and fight ^.^ it ^w^ out? +ALENCON. uWu Signyiow, nyo. +>w< TAWBOT. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ hang! xDD Base ÚwÚ muweteews >_> of ^.^ Fwance! +;;w;; Wike >_> peasant ^w^ foot-boys ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ keep OwO the wawws, +And dare ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ awms >_< wike >_< gentwemen. +PUCEWWE. Away, xDD captains! Let's >_< get OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wawws; +>_< Fow Tawbot :3 means nyo xDD goodnyess uWu by his OwO wooks. +:3 God b'uy, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we came uWu but ^-^ to tell you +:33 That ^-^ we awe here. >_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws +>w< TAWBOT. And there uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be UwU too, ewe ^.^ it >w< be long, +Ow ewse >_> wepwoach >w< be ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 gweatest ^-^ fame! +:33 Vow, Buwgundy, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy OwO house, +ÚwÚ Pwick'd uWu on uWu by uWu pubwic ^-^ wwongs ^-^ sustain'd in UwU Fwance, +x3 Eithew ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town UwU again ^w^ ow ^.^ die; +And OwO I, as ^w^ suwe as Engwish ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wives +And as his fathew here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; conquewow, +UwU As ^w^ suwe as in :3 this ^.^ wate betrayed ^-^ town +Great ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's OwO heawt ÚwÚ was buwied +^w^ So ^w^ suwe I uWu sweaw ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ ow ^-^ die. +>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_< vows awe >w< equaw ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< thy :33 vows. +>w< TAWBOT. But ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ^-^ wegawd :3 this ^.^ dying ^w^ pwince, +The ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Duke >_> of OwO Bedfowd. ^w^ Come, my lord, +We uWu wiww bestow you in >w< some better place, +;;w;; Fittew uWu fow sicknyess ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO cwazy age. +BEDFORD. Wowd >_> Tawbot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw me; +;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^-^ sit before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of Wouen, +And uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. +>w< BUWGUNDY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Bedford, let OwO us :3 nyow >_< pewsuade you. +BEDFORD. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; uWu fow UwU once I ;;w;; wead +:33 That :33 stout Pendragon in his uWu wittew uWu sick +Came ^-^ to OwO the field, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vanquished his foes. +x3 Methinks I shouwd revive OwO the sowdiews' hearts, +xDD Because I >w< evew ;;w;; found them as ^-^ mysewf. +>w< TAWBOT. Undaunted spirit in :3 a ^.^ dying bweast! +;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Heavens ^-^ keep ^.^ owd Bedford safe! +And :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, bwave Buwgundy, +But x3 gathew ^-^ we ^-^ ouw fowces >_< out >_> of hand +And xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ boasting enyemy. +>_< Exeunt x3 against OwO the ^-^ town >w< aww uWu but BEDFORD ÚwÚ and attendants + +An alarum; excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FASTOWFE, +ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu CAPTAIN + +>_< CAPTAIN. Whither ^w^ away, Sir uWu John UwU Fastowfe, in such haste? +FASTOWFE. Whither >_> away? ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ mysewf uWu by ^.^ fwight: +We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ uvwthwow again. +>_< CAPTAIN. >_< What! uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ and xDD weave Wowd UwU Tawbot? +FASTOWFE. >w< Ay, +^-^ Aww OwO the Talbots in OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ to :33 save my wife. Exit +>_< CAPTAIN. Cowawdwy :3 knyight! i-iww >_> fowtunye follow thee! +Exit OwO into OwO the ^-^ town + +OwO Wetweat; excursions. WA uWu PUCEWWE, ;;w;; AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and CHAWWES UwU fwy + +BEDFORD. Nyow, >_> quiet >_> souw, xDD depawt when >w< heaven please, +>_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw enyemies' uvwthwow. +What :3 is OwO the xDD twust ^w^ ow OwO stwength >_> of foowish man? +^.^ They UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; wewe daring with theiw :33 scoffs +uWu Awe ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and fain uWu by flight ^-^ to :33 save :3 themsewves. +[BEDFORD >_> dies ÚwÚ and :3 is xDD cawwied in uWu by two in his chaiw] + +An ÚwÚ awawum. ;;w;; We-entew xDD TAWBOT, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and OwO the west + +>w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Wost ÚwÚ and UwU wecuvwed in :3 a :3 day ^-^ again! +:3 This :3 is :3 a double xDD honyouw, :33 Buwgundy. +>_> Yet uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu fow :3 this victory! +>w< BUWGUNDY. :33 Wawwike ÚwÚ and martial >_> Tawbot, uWu Buwgundy +:33 Enshwinyes ÚwÚ thee in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there ewects +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe deeds as x3 vawouw's xDD monyuments. +>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe >_> Duke. But xDD whewe :3 is xDD Pucewwe ^w^ nyow? +I ÚwÚ think xDD hew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 is asleep. +Nyow ^w^ whewe's OwO the UwU Bastawd's >w< bwaves, ÚwÚ and Charles his :33 gweeks? +>_> What, >w< aww :3 amowt? OwO Wouen OwO hangs xDD hew head uWu fow >w< gwief +:33 That such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant >_> company awe ^-^ fwed. +Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU take >w< some owdew in OwO the ;;w;; town, +^w^ Pwacing :3 thewein >w< some UwU expewt >_> officews; +And then xDD depawt ^-^ to Paris ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +>_< Fow there x3 young ^-^ Henwy with his nobles ^-^ wie. +>w< BUWGUNDY. What Wowd Tawbot ^w^ pweaseth :33 Buwgundy. +>w< TAWBOT. But >_> yet, before ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, wet's ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget +The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of Bedford, ^.^ wate deceas'd, +But UwU see his OwO exequies ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd in Wouen. +OwO A ;;w;; bwavew sowdiew never ^-^ couched lance, +OwO A >_< gentwew OwO heawt >_> did never ^.^ sway in >_> couwt; +But kings ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mightiest :3 potentates >w< must x3 die, +>_< Fow that's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of human ^w^ misewy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +The xDD pwains ;;w;; nyeaw OwO Wouen + +x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, OwO the BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, WA uWu PUCEWWE, +ÚwÚ and fowces + +PUCEWWE. Dismay ;;w;; nyot, OwO Pwinces, at :3 this x3 accident, +Nyow >w< gwieve UwU that OwO Wouen :3 is OwO so OwO wecuvwed. +Cawe :3 is nyo cure, uWu but wathew corrosive, +>_< Fow >w< things UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wemedied. +>_> Wet >_> fwantic Tawbot ;;w;; twiumph uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe +And >_< wike :3 a uWu peacock ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ awong his OwO taiw; +>w< We'ww >_< puww his plumes ÚwÚ and UwU take away his OwO twain, +>w< If x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww >w< be uWu but x3 wuw'd. +CHARLES. We ^.^ have >_< guided uWu by ÚwÚ thee OwO hithewto, +And >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ cunnying xDD had nyo diffidence; +>_< Onye ^w^ sudden :33 foiw uWu shaww never breed :3 distwust +BASTAWD. ^-^ Seawch >_< out >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu fow >w< secwet powicies, +And ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 famous OwO thwough OwO the world. +ALENCON. >w< We'ww xDD set >w< thy >_> statue in >w< some holy place, +And ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee reverenc'd >_< wike :3 a bwessed uWu saint. +:3 Empwoy ^.^ thee, then, ^w^ sweet UwU viwgin, uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 good. +PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >w< must ^w^ be; :3 this doth ÚwÚ Joan ^w^ devise: +By fair >_> pewsuasions, uWu mix'd with xDD sug'wed x3 wowds, +We uWu wiww ;;w;; entice OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy +ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the Tawbot ÚwÚ and ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ us. +CHARLES. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU sweeting, ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do UwU that, +Fwance ;;w;; wewe nyo place uWu fow Henry's :33 wawwiows; +Nyow shouwd UwU that >w< nyation boast ^.^ it OwO so with >w< us, +But >w< be extirped ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwovinces. +ALENCON. >_< Fow >w< evew shouwd uWu they >w< be >_< expuws'd ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, +And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< tide >_> of OwO an xDD eawwdom here. +PUCEWWE. Your honours uWu shaww pewceive how I uWu wiww wowk +ÚwÚ To bwing :3 this matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wished OwO end. +[Drum x3 sounds ^-^ afaw >_> off] +>_> Hawk! uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu dwum you ^-^ may pewceive +Their >w< powews awe marching x3 unto ÚwÚ Pawis-wawd. + +;;w;; Hewe :33 sound OwO an Engwish UwU mawch. OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw +at :3 a :33 distance, TAWBOT ÚwÚ and his fowces + +Thewe :33 goes OwO the >_> Tawbot, with his colours spread, +And >w< aww OwO the twoops >_> of Engwish aftew >_> him. + +xDD Fwench UwU mawch. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ and +his fowces + +Nyow in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd comes OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. +>_> Fowtunye in :3 favouw makes him wag >w< behind. +Summon :3 a pawwey; ^-^ we uWu wiww talk with >_> him. +UwU [Twumpets :33 sound :3 a >_< pawwey] +CHARLES. OwO A UwU pawwey with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buwgundy! +>w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Who x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey with OwO the xDD Buwgundy? +PUCEWWE. The >_< pwincewy Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, >w< thy countwyman. +>w< BUWGUNDY. What xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? uWu fow I x3 am marching +^-^ hence. +CHARLES. xDD Speak, Pucelle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ enchant him with >w< thy wowds. +PUCEWWE. xDD Bwave Buwgundy, ;;w;; undoubted >w< hope >_> of ^.^ Fwance! +>w< Stay, let >w< thy humbwe ^.^ handmaid speak ^-^ to thee. +>w< BUWGUNDY. ^w^ Speak OwO on; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU uvw-tedious. +PUCEWWE. Wook uWu on >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ wook uWu on :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, +And UwU see OwO the ^.^ cities ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO towns :3 defac'd +By ÚwÚ wasting ruin >_> of OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ foe; +UwU As looks OwO the mothew uWu on xDD hew >_> wowwy ;;w;; babe +When death doth :33 cwose his >w< tendew ^.^ dying >_> eyes, +^w^ See, UwU see OwO the pinying mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; +ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the uWu wounds, OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw uWu wounds, +^w^ Which :3 thou thyself x3 hast >w< given xDD hew :3 woefuw breast. +:33 O, xDD tuwn >w< thy uWu edged >_< swowd another OwO way; +Stwike x3 those UwU that huwt, ÚwÚ and hurt ^.^ nyot x3 those UwU that :33 hewp! +>_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ countwy's uWu bosom +;;w;; Shouwd >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; stweams >_> of foweign gore. +Wetuwn ÚwÚ thee OwO thewefowe with :3 a flood >_> of >_< teaws, +And wash away >w< thy ^-^ countwy's stained >_> spots. +>w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Eithew ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd me with xDD hew x3 wowds, +Ow ^-^ nyatuwe makes me :33 suddenwy relent. +PUCEWWE. UwU Besides, >w< aww xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> excwaims uWu on ^.^ thee, +>w< Doubting >w< thy biwth ÚwÚ and lawful ;;w;; pwogeny. +OwO Who ÚwÚ join'st :3 thou with uWu but with :3 a wowdwy >w< nyation +:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu fow ^.^ pwofit's >_< sake? +When Tawbot ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing UwU once in UwU Fwance, +And fashion'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ instwument >_> of iww, +OwO Who then uWu but Engwish ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww >w< be lord, +And :3 thou >w< be OwO thwust >_< out >_< wike :3 a fugitive? +^-^ Caww ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< mind-and mark uWu but :3 this uWu fow proof: +>_> Was ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans >w< thy foe? +And ÚwÚ was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ Engwand pwisonyew? +But when uWu they heard ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU thinye enemy +^.^ They xDD set him free ^-^ without his >_< wansom paid, +UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_< fwiends. +^w^ See then, :3 thou fight'st x3 against >w< thy countrymen, +And ÚwÚ join'st with them uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ swaughtewmen. +^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; wetuwn; return, :3 thou wandewing ^w^ wowd; +Charles ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee in theiw arms. +>w< BUWGUNDY. I x3 am OwO vanquished; ^.^ these :33 haughty uWu wowds >_> of ^-^ hews +>_< Have batt'red me >_< wike roaring cannyon-shot +And :3 made me ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon my UwU knyees. +uWu Fowgive uWu me, xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< countwymen +And, x3 wowds, accept :3 this >_< heawty >w< kind UwU embwace. +UwU My fowces ÚwÚ and my power >_> of x3 men awe yours; +UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, ^.^ Tawbot; I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD twust thee. +PUCEWWE. Done >_< wike :3 a Frenchman- ^-^ [Aside] xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn +again. +CHARLES. Wewcome, bwave Duke! x3 Thy friendship makes OwO us +uWu fwesh. +BASTAWD. And doth ^.^ beget OwO nyew :33 couwage in ^-^ ouw uWu bweasts. +ALENCON. xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath bravely >_> pway'd xDD hew part in this, +And doth deserve :3 a coronet >_> of >w< gowd. +CHARLES. Nyow let OwO us OwO on, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_> join ^-^ ouw powers, +And >w< seek how ^-^ we ^-^ may prejudice OwO the ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +^.^ Pawis. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, +SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ EXETEW, +VERNON, >w< BASSET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; them, with +his soldiers, TAWBOT + +>w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_< gwacious Pwince, ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe peers, +^w^ Heawing >_> of >_> youw >_< awwivaw in :3 this >_> weawm, +I ^.^ have :3 awhiwe >w< given truce x3 unto my wars +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do my >_> duty ^-^ to my UwU suvweign; +UwU In >w< sign whereof, :3 this arm UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> wecwaim'd +ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 obedience ^w^ fifty fortresses, +Twelve ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and :3 seven :33 wawwed OwO towns >_> of UwU stwength, +Beside five ^-^ hundwed prisoners >_> of ;;w;; esteem, +^.^ Wets ^-^ faww his >_< swowd before >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO feet, +And with UwU submissive ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of OwO heawt +OwO Ascwibes OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of his :3 conquest ^w^ got +>w< Fiwst ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and next x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. OwO [Knyeews] +KING HENRY. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Wowd >_> Tawbot, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, +:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO so wong >_< been wesident in :33 Fwance? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^.^ wiege. +KING HENRY. Wewcome, bwave x3 captain ÚwÚ and victorious wowd! +When I ÚwÚ was young, as ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> owd, +I ^-^ do wemembew how my fathew ^w^ said +OwO A >_> stoutew ÚwÚ champion never ^w^ handwed ^w^ swowd. +Wong >_< since ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wesowved >_> of >_> youw truth, +Your xDD faithfuw UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< toiw in waw; +>_> Yet never ^.^ have you >_> tasted ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, +Ow >_< been reguerdon'd with OwO so >w< much as UwU thanks, +xDD Because ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ we never ^-^ saw >_> youw face. +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ stand up; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these good :3 desewts +We here UwU cweate you Eaww >_> of Shwewsbuwy; +And in ^-^ ouw x3 cowonyation UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. +Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET +x3 VEWNyON. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you, UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^.^ hot at >_< sea, +x3 Disgwacing >_> of ^.^ these colours UwU that I wear +UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk +Dar'st :3 thou maintain OwO the fowmew uWu wowds :3 thou spak'st? +>w< BASSET. x3 Yes, siw; as ;;w;; weww as you dare OwO patwonyage +The ÚwÚ envious UwU bawking >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; saucy :33 tongue +uWu Against my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Somerset. +x3 VEWNyON. Sirrah, >w< thy lord I uWu honyouw as ^.^ he is. +>w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is x3 he? UwU As good :3 a man as uWu Yowk! +x3 VEWNyON. UwU Hawk >_< ye: ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. UwU In ;;w;; witnyess, UwU take ye ;;w;; that. +>w< [Stwikes xDD him] +>w< BASSET. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest OwO the OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 is such +:33 That ^.^ whoso dwaws :3 a >_< swowd 'tis ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, +Ow ewse :3 this blow shouwd bwoach >w< thy ;;w;; deawest bwood. +But I'll x3 unto his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and crave +I ^-^ may ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ to x3 venge :3 this ^-^ wwong; +When :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see I'll ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy >_> cost. +x3 VEWNyON. Weww, miscreant, I'll >w< be there as >_> soon as OwO you; +And, aftew, ^.^ meet you sooner than you ^w^ wouwd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +:33 Pawk. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, +xDD TAWBOT, ÚwÚ EXETEW, OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wowd >_< Bishop, xDD set OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon his head. +WINCHESTER. :3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, >_> of UwU that name OwO the :3 Sixth! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Pawis, UwU take >_> youw OwO oath +>_< [GOVEWNyOW >w< knyeews] +:33 That you ewect nyo uWu othew ;;w;; king uWu but ^w^ him, +UwU Esteem UwU nyonye fwiends uWu but such as awe his fwiends, +And UwU nyonye >_> youw :33 foes uWu but such as uWu shaww pwetend +Malicious pwactices x3 against his state. +:3 This uWu shaww ye uWu do, OwO so ^w^ hewp you righteous God! +>_< Exeunt xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE + +FASTOWFE. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, as I rode ^-^ fwom Cawais, +ÚwÚ To haste x3 unto >_> youw coronation, +OwO A letter ÚwÚ was deliver'd ^-^ to my x3 hands, +:3 Wwit ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom th' UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. +>w< TAWBOT. Shame ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and thee! +I ;;w;; vow'd, base :3 knyight, when I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next +ÚwÚ To >w< teaw OwO the Garter ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ cwaven's :33 weg, x3 [Pwucking ^.^ it >_> off] +^w^ Which I ^.^ have >_< donye, ^.^ because unworthily +Thou >_< wast installed in UwU that UwU high degree. +Pawdon uWu me, >_< pwincewy Henry, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west: +:3 This dastawd, at OwO the ^-^ battwe >_> of Patay, +When uWu but in >w< aww I ÚwÚ was OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, +And UwU that OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost >w< ten ^-^ to one, +Before ^-^ we met ^w^ ow UwU that :3 a OwO stwoke ÚwÚ was uWu given, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty squire >_> did run away; +UwU In ;;w;; which assauwt ^-^ we lost twewve ^-^ hundwed ^w^ men; +Myself ÚwÚ and divews gentlemen >_> beside +Were there UwU suwpwis'd ÚwÚ and :3 taken ;;w;; pwisonyews. +;;w;; Then :33 judge, gweat x3 wowds, ^-^ if I ^.^ have x3 donye amiss, +Ow whethew UwU that such cowards ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to wear +:3 This >_> ownyament >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood-yea ^w^ ow nyo. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, :3 this >_< fact ÚwÚ was >w< infamous +And i-iww >_> beseeming ^-^ any ^w^ common man, +^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a :3 knyight, :3 a captain, ÚwÚ and :3 a weadew. +>w< TAWBOT. When ^.^ fiwst :3 this owdew ÚwÚ was ordain'd, my x3 wowds, +:33 Knyights >_> of OwO the Garter ;;w;; wewe >_> of x3 nyobwe birth, +OwO Vawiant ÚwÚ and viwtuous, :33 fuww >_> of :33 haughty :3 couwage, +Such as ;;w;; wewe UwU gwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ waws; +:3 Nyot feawing death :3 nyow xDD shwinking uWu fow >_> distwess, +But :33 awways resolute in UwU most ^.^ extwemes. +ÚwÚ He then UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot furnish'd in :3 this sort +^-^ Doth uWu but usurp OwO the xDD sacwed name >_> of :3 knyight, +Profaning :3 this UwU most honyouwabwe owdew, +And x3 shouwd, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :33 judge, +Be ^-^ quite ^.^ degwaded, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ hedge-bown OwO swain +:33 That doth presume ^-^ to boast >_> of gentwe bwood. +KING HENRY. Stain ^-^ to >w< thy countrymen, :3 thou hear'st >w< thy +>w< doom. +Be ^-^ packing, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou UwU that >_< wast :3 a OwO knyight; +:33 Hencefowth ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu on pain >_> of :33 death. +Exit xDD FASTOWFE +And nyow, my Wowd Protector, view OwO the letter +xDD Sent ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uncwe UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [Viewing OwO the superscription] What :3 means his +Gwace, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd his ÚwÚ stywe? +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and >_> bwuntwy xDD 'To OwO the King!' +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ;;w;; fowgot ^.^ he :3 is his ^-^ suvweign? +Ow doth :3 this :33 chuwwish superscription +^w^ Pwetend >w< some alteration in :3 good-wiww? +What's hewe? ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 have, x3 upon x3 especiaw ^-^ cause, +Mov'd with compassion >_> of my ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, +Together with OwO the ^w^ pitifuw x3 compwaints +x3 Of such as >_> youw oppression feeds OwO upon, +Fowsaken >_> youw pernicious faction, +And xDD join'd with Charles, OwO the ^-^ wightfuw UwU King >_> of >_< Fwance.' +:3 O monstrous treachery! ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be OwO so +:33 That in alliance, >_> amity, ÚwÚ and oaths, +Thewe shouwd >w< be ;;w;; found such false >_> dissembwing guile? +KING HENRY. >_< What! ^-^ Doth my uncwe uWu Buwgundy revolt? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> youw ÚwÚ foe. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the wowst :3 this letter doth contain? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the worst, ÚwÚ and aww, my lord, ^.^ he >w< wwites. +KING HENRY. UwU Why then Wowd Tawbot there uWu shaww talk with +him +And ^w^ give him OwO chastisement uWu fow :3 this UwU abuse. +OwO How uWu say you, my lord, awe you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ content? +>w< TAWBOT. Content, my UwU wiege! uWu Yes; uWu but UwU that I x3 am prevented, +I shouwd ^.^ have begg'd I UwU might ^.^ have >_< been x3 empwoy'd. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then x3 gathew OwO stwength ÚwÚ and mawch x3 unto him +;;w;; stwaight; +>_> Wet him pewceive how i-iww ^-^ we ^.^ bwook his treason. +And what OwO offence ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to fwout his >_< fwiends. +>w< TAWBOT. I ÚwÚ go, my lord, in OwO heawt :3 desiwing still +You ^-^ may >w< behowd x3 confusion >_> of >_> youw foes. Exit + +x3 Entew xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET + +x3 VEWNyON. >_> Gwant me OwO the >_< combat, >_< gwacious sovereign. +>w< BASSET. And uWu me, my lord, gwant me OwO the combat ^w^ too. +^.^ YOWK. :3 This :3 is my servant: hear ^w^ him, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. +SOMEWSET. And :3 this :3 is ^-^ minye: ^w^ sweet Henry, :3 favouw >_> him. +KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to speak. +Say, gentlemen, what makes you ;;w;; thus ^w^ excwaim, +And xDD whewefowe crave you >_< combat, ^w^ ow with >_< whom? +x3 VEWNyON. x3 With ^w^ him, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. +>w< BASSET. And I with him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. +KING HENRY. What :3 is UwU that :33 wwong ^w^ wheweof you uWu both +>_> compwain? >w< Fiwst let me >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and then I'll ÚwÚ answew you. +>w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Cwossing OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand OwO into UwU Fwance, +:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, with ÚwÚ envious carping tongue, +Upbraided me about OwO the wose I weaw, +uWu Saying OwO the xDD sanguinye >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the leaves +OwO Did xDD wepwesent my >_< mastew's :33 bwushing x3 cheeks +When ^-^ stubbownwy ^.^ he >_> did uWu wepugn OwO the >w< twuth +About :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain xDD question in OwO the OwO waw +ÚwÚ Awgu'd ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and him; +x3 With uWu othew :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ignyominyious >_> tewms +UwU In x3 confutation >_> of ;;w;; which wude >_> wepwoach +And in :3 defence >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's >w< wowthinyess, +I crave OwO the benefit >_> of OwO waw >_> of arms. +x3 VEWNyON. And UwU that :3 is my ÚwÚ petition, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow >w< though ^.^ he ÚwÚ seem with forged OwO quaint uWu conceit +ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss x3 upon his bowd >_> intent, +>_> Yet >w< knyow, my lord, I ÚwÚ was provok'd uWu by ^w^ him, +And ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst took xDD exceptions at :3 this badge, +uWu Pwonyouncing UwU that OwO the pawenyess >_> of :3 this flower +Bewray'd OwO the >_> faintnyess >_> of my >_< mastew's ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this malice, >w< Somewset, >w< be left? +SOMEWSET. Your pwivate grudge, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, uWu wiww out, +^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so cunningly you smothew it. +KING HENRY. Good :3 Wowd, what UwU madnyess ^.^ wuwes in bwainsick +^-^ men, When uWu fow OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and frivolous :3 a cause +Such factious x3 emuwations uWu shaww arise! +Good :3 cousins ^.^ both, >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >w< Somewset, +x3 Quiet yourselves, I pray, ÚwÚ and >w< be at ^-^ peace. +^.^ YOWK. >_> Wet :3 this >_< dissension ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ twied uWu by fight, +And then >_> youw Highness uWu shaww xDD command :3 a ^-^ peace. +SOMEWSET. The >_< quawwew OwO toucheth UwU nyonye uWu but OwO us alone; +ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves let OwO us UwU decide ^.^ it xDD then. +^.^ YOWK. Thewe :3 is my pwedge; accept it, Somerset. +x3 VEWNyON. ;;w;; Nyay, let ^.^ it west xDD whewe ^.^ it >_< began at >_> fiwst. +>w< BASSET. Confirm ^.^ it so, >_< minye honyouwabwe :33 wowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Confirm ^.^ it so? ;;w;; Confounded >w< be >_> youw ^w^ stwife; +And pewish >_< ye, with >_> youw audacious ^.^ pwate! +^-^ Pwesumptuous ÚwÚ vassaws, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd +x3 With :3 this immodest >_< cwamowous outwage +ÚwÚ To twoubwe ÚwÚ and >_< distuwb OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >_> us? +And you, my UwU wowds- >w< methinks you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To bear with theiw perverse >_< objections, +^.^ Much less ^-^ to UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a UwU mutiny ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ youwsewves. +>_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you UwU take :3 a better >_> couwse. +EXETER. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves his uWu Highnyess. Good my x3 wowds, >w< be >_< fwiends. +KING HENRY. Come hithew, you UwU that would >w< be combatants: +:33 Hencefowth I chawge you, as you love ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, +OwO Quite ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 this >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. +And you, my x3 wowds, wemembew xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU awe: +UwU In UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ amongst :3 a OwO fickwe wavewing >_< nyation; +>w< If uWu they pewceive >_< dissension in ^-^ ouw looks +And UwU that within uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU disagwee, +OwO How uWu wiww theiw >w< gwudging ÚwÚ stomachs >w< be provok'd +ÚwÚ To wilful :3 disobedience, ÚwÚ and :3 webew! +Beside, what OwO infamy uWu wiww there xDD awise +When foweign princes uWu shaww >w< be UwU cewtified +:33 That uWu fow :3 a OwO toy, :3 a xDD thing >_> of nyo >w< wegawd, +UwU King Henry's x3 peews ÚwÚ and >_> chief uWu nyobiwity +Destroy'd themsewves ÚwÚ and lost OwO the >_< weawm >_> of ^.^ Fwance! +:33 O, ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the :3 conquest >_> of my fathew, +UwU My >w< tendew uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< fowgo +:33 That uWu fow :3 a twifwe UwU that ÚwÚ was bought with blood! +>_> Wet me >w< be ^.^ umpiwe in :3 this doubtfuw ^-^ stwife. +I UwU see nyo reason, ^-^ if I wear :3 this :3 wose, +OwO [Putting uWu on :3 a wed OwO wose] +:33 That ^-^ any ^-^ onye shouwd OwO thewefowe >w< be suspicious +I ^-^ mowe :33 incwinye ^-^ to Somerset than Yowk: +Both awe my :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and I love them >_> both. +UwU As ;;w;; weww uWu they ^-^ may upbraid me with my UwU cwown, +Because, :33 fowsooth, OwO the UwU King >_> of Scots :3 is x3 cwown'd. +But >_> youw discretions better can >_< pewsuade +>w< Than I x3 am able ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^w^ ow ^.^ teach; +And, ^.^ thewefowe, as ^-^ we UwU hithew came in :3 peace, +^w^ So let OwO us still continue xDD peace ÚwÚ and wuv. +Cousin >_> of Yowk, ^-^ we UwU institute >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ ouw x3 Wegent in ^.^ these pawts >_> of OwO Fwance. +And, good my Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, ^-^ unyite +Your twoops >_> of :33 howsemen with his xDD bands >_> of ^-^ foot; +And >_< wike OwO twue :33 subjects, >_< sons >_> of >_> youw pwogenyitows, +uWu Go x3 cheewfuwwy >_> togethew ÚwÚ and OwO digest +Your :3 angwy choler uWu on >_> youw enyemies. +UwU Ouwsewf, my Wowd Protector, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, +:33 Aftew >w< some respite uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Cawais; +From ^.^ thence ^-^ to >_> Engwand, xDD whewe I >w< hope ewe wong +ÚwÚ To >w< be presented uWu by >_> youw ^-^ victowies +x3 With Charles, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and UwU that twaitowous rout. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ EXETEW, xDD VEWNyON +:3 WAWWICK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, I pwomise you, OwO the UwU King +uWu Pwettiwy, :33 methought, >_> did xDD pway OwO the owatow. +^.^ YOWK. And OwO so ^.^ he did; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, +UwU In UwU that ^.^ he weaws OwO the badge >_> of Somerset. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Tush, UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but his ;;w;; fancy; blame him not; +I dare xDD pwesume, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, ^.^ he ^w^ thought nyo hawm. +^.^ YOWK. An ^-^ if I :3 wist ^.^ he x3 did-but let ^.^ it west; +Other affairs >w< must :3 nyow >w< be :3 manyaged. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW +EXETER. ^.^ Weww didst thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ to suppwess >w< thy ^.^ voice; +>_< Fow xDD had OwO the ^.^ passions >_> of >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ buwst out, +I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen uWu deciphew'd there +Mowe x3 wancowous >_> spite, ^-^ mowe ^-^ fuwious >_< waging :3 bwoiws, +>w< Than ÚwÚ yet can >w< be imagin'd ^w^ ow suppos'd. +But OwO howsoe'ew, nyo ÚwÚ simpwe man UwU that >_> sees +:3 This ÚwÚ jawwing uWu discowd >_> of ^w^ nyobiwity, +:3 This uWu shouwdewing >_> of OwO each uWu othew in OwO the couwt, +:3 This factious bandying >_> of theiw >_< favouwites, +But UwU that ^.^ it doth ^w^ pwesage >w< some i-iww >_> event. +^.^ 'Tis >w< much when sceptwes awe in ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO hands; +But ^-^ mowe when >_< envy >_> bweeds UwU unkind uWu division: +Thewe comes OwO the wuin, there begins UwU confusion. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO Fwance. Before Bowdeaux + +x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and uWu dwum + +>w< TAWBOT. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, >_> twumpetew; +Summon theiw ^w^ genyewaw x3 unto OwO the wall. + +x3 Twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. OwO Entew, ^-^ awoft, OwO the +GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; FWENCH, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +Engwish uWu John >_> Tawbot, UwU Captains, calls you >w< fowth, +Sewvant in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to Hawwy UwU King >_> of England; +And ;;w;; thus ^.^ he would open >_> youw :33 city ^.^ gates, +Be humbwe ^-^ to >w< us, caww my :33 suvweignvouws +And ^-^ do him homage as uWu obedient :33 subjects, +And I'll withdraw me ÚwÚ and my bwoody powew; +But ^-^ if you :3 fwown x3 upon :3 this pwoffew'd :3 peace, +You >_> tempt OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of my three UwU attendants, +Lean ;;w;; faminye, xDD quawtewing steel, ÚwÚ and cwimbing uWu fiwe; +OwO Who in :3 a ;;w;; moment x3 even with OwO the :3 eawth +:33 Shaww uWu way >_> youw xDD statewy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw xDD bwaving >_> towews, +>w< If you >_> fowsake OwO the :3 offew >_> of theiw wuv. +GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE >_< FWENCH. Thou ominyous ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw oww >_> of +>_< death, +Our nyation's terror ÚwÚ and theiw bwoody scourge! +The UwU pewiod >_> of >w< thy ^w^ tywanny >_< appwoacheth. +uWu On OwO us :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew uWu but uWu by ^w^ death; +>_< Fow, I protest, ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww fowtified, +And >w< stwong enough ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +>w< If :3 thou x3 wetiwe, OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, +;;w;; Stands with OwO the snyawes >_> of OwO waw ^-^ to x3 tangwe thee. +uWu On ;;w;; eithew hand ÚwÚ thee there awe >_< squadwons >_> pitch'd +ÚwÚ To x3 waww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, +And nyo uWu way ^w^ canst :3 thou xDD tuwn ÚwÚ thee uWu fow redress +But death doth xDD fwont ÚwÚ thee with apparent ÚwÚ spoiw +And OwO pawe destwuction xDD meets ÚwÚ thee in OwO the face. +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench ^.^ have ta'en OwO the sacrament +ÚwÚ To OwO wive theiw dangewous ^-^ awtiwwewy +:3 Upon nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ souw uWu but Engwish Talbot. +:33 Wo, there :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, :3 a breathing ÚwÚ vawiant man, +x3 Of OwO an invincibwe :33 unconquew'd spirit! +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest >_> gwowy >_> of >w< thy UwU pwaise +:33 That OwO I, >w< thy enemy, :3 due ÚwÚ thee withal; +>_< Fow ewe OwO the :3 gwass UwU that :3 nyow begins ^-^ to run +>_< Finyish OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of his :33 sandy xDD houw, +^.^ These eyes UwU that UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ;;w;; weww cowouwed +:33 Shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee withewed, bwoody, pawe, ÚwÚ and UwU dead. +[Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] +>_> Hawk! xDD hawk! The UwU Dauphin's ^.^ dwum, :3 a wawnying :3 beww, +^.^ Sings :33 heavy music ^-^ to >w< thy >_> timowous soul; +And >_< minye uWu shaww ring >w< thy x3 diwe ^.^ depawtuwe >_< out. Exit +>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ He >_< fabwes not; I hear OwO the enyemy. +:33 Out, >w< some ^.^ wight horsemen, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pewuse theiw x3 wings. +:33 O, uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and ^-^ heedwess discipline! +OwO How awe ^-^ we :33 pawk'd ÚwÚ and xDD bounded in :3 a OwO pawe +OwO A wittwe hewd >_> of England's >_> timowous ;;w;; deew, +Maz'd with :3 a UwU yewping ;;w;; kennyew >_> of xDD Fwench UwU cuws! +>w< If ^-^ we >w< be Engwish ;;w;; deew, >w< be then in bwood; +:3 Nyot >_< wascaw-wike ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; down with :3 a x3 pinch, +But ^.^ wathew, :33 moody-mad ÚwÚ and desperate ^w^ stags, +OwO Tuwn uWu on OwO the bwoody hounds with :3 heads >_> of >_< steew +And ^-^ make OwO the cowards ^.^ stand aloof at ^w^ bay. +^w^ Seww every man his life as dear as ÚwÚ minye, +And uWu they uWu shaww find dear ;;w;; deew >_> of >w< us, my >_< fwiends. +:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, Tawbot ÚwÚ and England's >_< wight, +Pwospew ^-^ ouw colours in :3 this dangewous fight! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +xDD Pwains in Gascony + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, with twumpet ÚwÚ and many sowdiews. OwO A +MESSENGEW xDD meets him + +^.^ YOWK. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 speedy ;;w;; scouts wetuwn'd UwU again +:33 That dogg'd OwO the :3 mighty ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the :33 Dauphin? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ They awe wetuwn'd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< out +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is mawch'd ^-^ to Bowdeaux with his power +ÚwÚ To fight with ^.^ Tawbot; as ^.^ he mawch'd awong, +By >_> youw espials ;;w;; wewe ^.^ discuvwed +>w< Two :33 mightiew twoops than UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ wed, +^w^ Which xDD join'd with him ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw mawch uWu fow +Bordeaux. +^.^ YOWK. OwO A pwague x3 upon UwU that villain Somerset +:33 That ;;w;; thus >_< deways my promised :3 suppwy +x3 Of :33 howsemen UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wevied uWu fow :3 this x3 siege! +Renowned Tawbot doth OwO expect my ^-^ aid, +And I x3 am ^.^ wouted uWu by :3 a >_> twaitow villain +And cannyot ^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 chevawiew. +:3 God comfort him in :3 this :33 nyecessity! +>w< If ^.^ he miscarry, faweweww wars in OwO Fwance. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY + +WUCY. Thou >_< pwincewy :3 weadew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU stwength, +uWu Nyevew OwO so :3 nyeedfuw uWu on OwO the :3 eawth >_> of UwU Fwance, +:33 Spuw ^-^ to OwO the rescue >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Tawbot, +OwO Who :3 nyow :3 is OwO giwdwed with :3 a >_> waist >_> of iwon +And hemm'd about with >w< gwim ^w^ destwuction. +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bowdeaux, ^.^ wawwike Duke! ^-^ to ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu Yowk! +Else, faweweww >_> Tawbot, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and England's honyouw. +^.^ YOWK. :3 O God, UwU that >w< Somewset, ^-^ who in >_> pwoud OwO heawt +^-^ Doth xDD stop my cornets, ;;w;; wewe in ;;w;; Tawbot's pwace! +^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we :33 save :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ gentweman +By forfeiting :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu cowawd. +>_> Mad ^w^ iwe ÚwÚ and xDD wwathfuw :3 fuwy makes me weep +:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ we die >_< whiwe ^-^ wemiss ^-^ twaitows ^-^ sweep. +WUCY. :33 O, ^-^ send >w< some succour ^-^ to OwO the x3 distwess'd wowd! +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He dies; ^-^ we wose; I >_< bweak my ^.^ wawwike :33 wowd. +We mourn: Fwance smiles. We lose: uWu they ;;w;; daiwy OwO get- +^-^ Aww wong >_> of :3 this :3 viwe >_> twaitow Somerset. +WUCY. ;;w;; Then :3 God UwU take UwU mewcy uWu on bwave ;;w;; Tawbot's >_> souw, +And uWu on his UwU son, x3 young :33 John, ^-^ who two ^w^ houws >_< since +I met in ^w^ twavew towawd his ^.^ wawwike father. +:3 This :3 seven years >_> did ^.^ nyot Tawbot UwU see his :3 son; +And :3 nyow uWu they ^.^ meet xDD whewe uWu both theiw ;;w;; wives awe >w< donye. +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Awas, what ^.^ joy uWu shaww x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ have +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid his x3 young :3 son ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to his grave? +xDD Away! ÚwÚ vexation ^w^ awmost stops my breath, +:33 That xDD sund'wed fwiends gweet in OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. +:33 Wucy, faweweww; nyo ^-^ mowe my >_> fowtunye can +But ^w^ cuwse OwO the cause I cannyot aid OwO the xDD man. +^.^ Mainye, Blois, Poictiers, ÚwÚ and xDD Touws, awe xDD won away +Wong >w< aww >_> of Somerset ÚwÚ and his delay. Exit with fowces +WUCY. ;;w;; Thus, >_< whiwe OwO the ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of OwO sedition +>w< Feeds in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of such gweat :33 commandews, +>w< Sweeping >_> nyegwection doth :33 betway ^-^ to woss +The :3 conquest >_> of ^-^ ouw scarce x3 cowd ;;w;; conquewow, +:33 That evew-wiving man >_> of memory, +^-^ Henwy OwO the x3 Fifth. ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they OwO each uWu othew cross, +:3 Wives, UwU honyouws, UwU wands, ÚwÚ and aww, UwU huwwy ^-^ to loss. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Other xDD pwains >_> of Gascony + +x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, x3 With his >_> fowces; OwO an xDD OFFICEW >_> of +:33 TAWBOT'S with him + +SOMEWSET. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; I cannyot ^-^ send them OwO nyow. +:3 This ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ was uWu by uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Tawbot +:3 Too ^w^ washwy plotted; >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 fowce +OwO Might with :3 a :3 sawwy >_> of OwO the vewy ^-^ town +Be :3 buckwed OwO with. The xDD uvw daring Tawbot +;;w;; Hath uWu suwwied >w< aww his gloss >_> of fowmew uWu honyouw +By :3 this >_< unheedfuw, desperate, wiwd ^.^ adventuwe. +uWu Yowk xDD set him uWu on ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and die in >w< shame. +That, Tawbot OwO dead, gweat uWu Yowk UwU might bear OwO the >w< nyame. +>_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Wucy, ^-^ who with me +ÚwÚ Set ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw o'ew-match'd fowces :3 fowth uWu fow :33 aid. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY + +SOMEWSET. OwO How nyow, Sir uWu Wiwwiam! Whither ;;w;; wewe you xDD sent? +WUCY. uWu Whithew, my wowd! From bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd Wowd +>_> Tawbot, +Who, >_< wing'd about with bowd ^-^ advewsity, +^.^ Cwies >_< out uWu fow x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset +ÚwÚ To beat :3 assaiwing death ^-^ fwom his uWu weak legions; +And whiwes OwO the honyouwabwe x3 captain there +ÚwÚ Dwops bwoody ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ fwom his waw-weawied wimbs +And, in ^w^ advantage >_< wing'wing, looks uWu fow OwO wescue, +:3 You, his false hopes, OwO the xDD twust >_> of England's xDD honyouw, +Keep x3 off aloof with ^.^ wowthwess OwO emuwation. +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw pwivate uWu discowd ^-^ keep away +The ;;w;; wevied succours UwU that shouwd lend him ^-^ aid, +OwO Whiwe >_< he, renowned x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, +Yield OwO up his life x3 unto :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^w^ odds. +>w< Owweans OwO the Bastard, Charles, Buwgundy, +;;w;; Awencon, Reignier, ^w^ compass him >w< about, +And Tawbot x3 pewisheth uWu by >_> youw defauwt. +SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk xDD set him OwO on; uWu Yowk shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent him :33 aid. +WUCY. And uWu Yowk as fast x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU excwaims, +ÚwÚ Sweawing UwU that you withhold his ;;w;; wevied OwO host, +Collected uWu fow :3 this OwO expedition. +SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk wies; ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have x3 sent ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ howse. +I owe him wittwe >_> duty ÚwÚ and less love, +And UwU take ;;w;; fouw :33 scown ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on him uWu by UwU sending. +WUCY. The uWu fwaud >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, +;;w;; Hath :3 nyow >_< entwapp'd OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> minded Talbot. +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ he bear his xDD wife, +But >_> dies betway'd ^-^ to >_> fowtunye uWu by >_> youw ^-^ stwife. +SOMEWSET. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww uWu dispatch OwO the :33 howsemen ;;w;; stwaight; +xDD Within OwO six ^w^ houws uWu they uWu wiww >w< be at his :33 aid. +WUCY. :3 Too ^.^ wate comes rescue; ^.^ he :3 is ta'en ^w^ ow slain, +>_< Fow UwU fwy ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> fwed; +And UwU fwy would Tawbot OwO nyevew, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ might. +SOMEWSET. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO dead, bwave >_> Tawbot, then, ;;w;; adieu! +WUCY. His ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives in OwO the UwU wowwd, his ÚwÚ shame in you. >_< Exeunt + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +The Engwish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Bowdeaux + +x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN his :3 son + +>w< TAWBOT. :3 O x3 young uWu John Talbot! I >_> did ^-^ send uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To OwO tutow ÚwÚ thee in OwO stwatagems >_> of war, +:33 That ;;w;; Tawbot's name UwU might >w< be in ÚwÚ thee >_< weviv'd +When >w< sapwess :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu weak unable wimbs +;;w;; Shouwd bwing >w< thy fathew ^-^ to his ;;w;; dwooping uWu chaiw. +But, :3 O xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and uWu iww-boding stars! +Nyow :3 thou art come x3 unto :3 a feast >_> of >_< death, +OwO A uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ unyavoided danger; +:33 Thewefowe, dear OwO boy, x3 mount uWu on my ÚwÚ swiftest OwO howse, +And I'll direct ÚwÚ thee how :3 thou ^-^ shawt escape +By ^w^ sudden fwight. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. +:3 JOHN. ^-^ Is my name >_> Tawbot, ÚwÚ and x3 am I >_> youw xDD son? +And uWu shaww I UwU fwy? :33 O, ^-^ if you love my mothew, +Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot xDD hew honyouwabwe uWu nyame, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD bastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of UwU me! +The x3 wowwd uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's UwU bwood +:33 That basewy xDD fwed when x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ stood. +>w< TAWBOT. >_> Fwy ^-^ to wevenge my >_< death, ^-^ if I >w< be slain. +:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ He UwU that flies OwO so uWu wiww :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn again. +>w< TAWBOT. >w< If ^-^ we uWu both ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ we uWu both awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. +:3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then let me stay; :3 and, fathew, ^-^ do you uWu fwy. +Your woss :3 is >_> gweat, OwO so >_> youw ^-^ wegawd shouwd ^w^ be; +UwU My wowth :33 unknyown, nyo woss :3 is OwO knyown in me; +:3 Upon my death OwO the xDD Fwench can wittwe boast; +UwU In x3 youws uWu they wiww, in you >w< aww OwO hopes awe xDD wost. +ÚwÚ Fwight cannyot :33 stain OwO the uWu honyouw you ^.^ have OwO won; +But >_< minye ^.^ it wiww, UwU that nyo expwoit ^.^ have done; +You xDD fwed uWu fow :3 vantage, every ^-^ onye uWu wiww :33 sweaw; +But ^-^ if I >_< bow, they'll uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow fear. +Thewe :3 is nyo >w< hope UwU that >w< evew I uWu wiww stay +>w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I xDD shwink ÚwÚ and run >_> away. +Here, uWu on my xDD knyee, I UwU beg mowtawity, +>_< Wathew than life :33 pwesewv'd with OwO infamy. +>w< TAWBOT. :33 Shaww >w< aww >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO hopes lie in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ tomb? +:3 JOHN. >w< Ay, wathew than I'll ÚwÚ shame my >_> mothew's womb. +>w< TAWBOT. :3 Upon my xDD bwessing I xDD command ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. +:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To fight I wiww, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU fwy OwO the ÚwÚ foe. +>w< TAWBOT. Part >_> of >w< thy fathew ^-^ may >w< be OwO sav'd in thee. +:3 JOHN. :3 Nyo part >_> of him uWu but uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ shame in >_> me. +>w< TAWBOT. Thou never xDD hadst renown, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot wose it. +:3 JOHN. x3 Yes, >_> youw renowned ;;w;; nyame; uWu shaww flight ^w^ abuse it? +>w< TAWBOT. x3 Thy >_< fathew's chawge uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU that ^-^ stain. +:3 JOHN. You cannyot witness uWu fow uWu me, being slain. +>w< If death >w< be OwO so appawent, then uWu both uWu fwy. +>w< TAWBOT. And xDD weave my followers here ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and ^.^ die? +UwU My :3 age ÚwÚ was never :33 tainted with such >w< shame. +:3 JOHN. And uWu shaww my xDD youth >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of such blame? +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe can I >w< be severed ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> side +>w< Than can yourself yourself yourself in x3 twain >_> divide. +>w< Stay, ÚwÚ go, ^-^ do what you wiww, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ do I; +>_< Fow live I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ if my fathew ^-^ die. +>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then here I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^.^ thee, fair UwU son, +ÚwÚ Bown ^-^ to :3 ecwipse >w< thy life :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. +^w^ Come, >_> side uWu by >_> side >_> togethew live ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; +And ^w^ souw with ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. + +OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe + +Awawum: ^.^ excuwsions wherein >w< JOHN TAWBOT :3 is hemm'd +>w< about, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT UwU wescues him + +>w< TAWBOT. x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! ÚwÚ Fight, soldiers, ^w^ fight. +The x3 Wegent ;;w;; hath with Tawbot x3 bwoke his >_> wowd +And weft OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wage >_> of Fwance his ^w^ swowd. +:3 Whewe :3 is uWu John UwU Tawbot? Pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy >w< bweath; +I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life ÚwÚ and wescu'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :33 death. +:3 JOHN. :33 O, ^w^ twice my fathew, ^w^ twice x3 am I >w< thy >_< son! +The life :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st me ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was lost ÚwÚ and x3 donye +;;w;; Tiww with >w< thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; swowd, UwU despite >_> of >w< fate, +ÚwÚ To my determin'd UwU time :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st OwO nyew ^.^ date. +>w< TAWBOT. When ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Dauphin's :3 cwest >w< thy >_< swowd struck +fire, +^w^ It wawm'd >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt with >_> pwoud desiwe +x3 Of bold-fac'd >_< victowy. ;;w;; Then :33 weaden ^-^ age, +ÚwÚ Quicken'd with youthfuw uWu spween ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike wage, +^.^ Beat ;;w;; down ;;w;; Awencon, OwO Owweans, Buwgundy, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu pwide >_> of x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ wescued thee. +The ireful xDD bastawd OwO Owweans, UwU that >_< dwew UwU bwood +From ^.^ thee, my OwO boy, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ^.^ maidenhood +x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ fiwst fight, I >_> soon :3 encountewed +And, uWu intewchanging ^-^ bwows, I >_> quickwy shed +uWu Some >_> of his xDD bastawd bwood; ÚwÚ and in >w< disgwace +Bespoke him ^.^ thus: >_> 'Contaminyated, base, +And xDD misbegotten UwU bwood I uWu spiww >_> of thinye, +xDD Mean ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight xDD poow, uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ puwe UwU bwood >_> of >_< minye +^w^ Which :3 thou didst x3 fowce ^-^ fwom >_> Tawbot, my bwave xDD boy.' +;;w;; Hewe puwposing OwO the Bastard ^-^ to ÚwÚ destwoy, +Came in >w< stwong UwU wescue. xDD Speak, >w< thy >_< fathew's care; +Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, xDD John? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ fawe? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yet xDD weave OwO the battwe, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and fly, +Nyow :3 thou art seal'd OwO the :3 son >_> of chivalry? +>w< Fwy, ^-^ to wevenge my death when I x3 am uWu dead: +The ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ onye ^-^ stands me in wittwe ÚwÚ stead. +:33 O, xDD too >w< much ^.^ fowwy :3 is it, ;;w;; weww I ^-^ wot, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in ^-^ onye small OwO boat! +>w< If I OwO to-day die ^.^ nyot with Frenchmen's wage, +>w< To-mowwow I uWu shaww die with ^.^ mickwe age. +By me uWu they nyothing >_< gain OwO an ^-^ if I >_< stay: +^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >_> showt'nying >_> of my life ^-^ onye day. +UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy mothew ^.^ dies, ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's uWu nyame, +UwU My >_> death's ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< thy youth, ÚwÚ and England's >w< fame. +^-^ Aww ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ;;w;; hazawd uWu by >w< thy stay; +^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe OwO sav'd ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU fwy >_> away. +:3 JOHN. The >_< swowd >_> of >w< Owweans ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made me smawt; +^.^ These uWu wowds >_> of x3 youws dwaw life-blood ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. +uWu On UwU that >w< advantage, bought with such :3 a shame, +ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 a pawtwy life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway UwU bwight ;;w;; fame, +Before x3 young Tawbot ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Tawbot fly, +The cowawd horse UwU that uWu beaws me ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! +And >_< wike me ^-^ to OwO the >_> peasant :3 boys >_> of UwU Fwance, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ shame's :33 scown ÚwÚ and :33 subject >_> of :33 mischance! +:33 Suwewy, uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy you ^.^ have uWu won, +An ^-^ if I fly, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 son; +;;w;; Then talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, ^.^ it :3 is nyo x3 boot; +>w< If :3 son ^-^ to >_> Tawbot, die at ;;w;; Tawbot's foot. +>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then follow :3 thou >w< thy x3 desp'wate ^-^ siwe >_> of Crete, +Thou Icarus; >w< thy life ^-^ to me :3 is x3 sweet. +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt fight, fight uWu by >w< thy >_< fathew's ÚwÚ side; +And, commendabwe :33 pwov'd, wet's die in ^.^ pwide. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 7. + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ owd TAWBOT wed uWu by :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +>w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my uWu othew x3 wife? Minye >_> own :3 is gone. +:33 O, ^w^ whewe's x3 young UwU Tawbot? :3 Whewe :3 is ÚwÚ vawiant xDD John? +Twiumphant >_< death, UwU smeaw'd with :33 captivity, +Young ;;w;; Tawbot's valour makes me >_> smiwe at thee. +When ^.^ he perceiv'd me xDD shwink ÚwÚ and uWu on my xDD knyee, +His bwoody >_< swowd ^.^ he brandish'd xDD uvw uWu me, +And >_< wike :3 a x3 hungwy x3 wion >_> did commence +^-^ Wough deeds >_> of ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< impatience; +But when my :3 angwy OwO guawdant ÚwÚ stood xDD awonye, +Tend'wing my ruin ÚwÚ and >_< assaiw'd >_> of x3 nyonye, +;;w;; Dizzy-ey'd :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; wage >_> of OwO heawt +Suddenly :3 made him ^-^ fwom my >_> side ^-^ to start +x3 Into OwO the cwust'wing ^-^ battwe >_> of OwO the French; +And in UwU that ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU bwood my :3 boy >_> did ^-^ dwench +His ÚwÚ uvwmounting spirit; ÚwÚ and there :33 died, +UwU My ÚwÚ Icawus, my xDD bwossom, in his ^.^ pwide. + +x3 Entew soldiers, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >w< JOHN TAWBOT + +SERVANT. :3 O my dear lord, :33 wo xDD whewe >_> youw :3 son :3 is ^.^ bownye! +>w< TAWBOT. Thou antic Death, ;;w;; which >_> waugh'st OwO us here ^-^ to ^w^ scown, +^-^ Anyon, ^-^ fwom >w< thy insulting tywanny, +ÚwÚ Coupwed in ÚwÚ bonds >_> of ^-^ pewpetuity, +>w< Two ^-^ Tawbots, >w< winged OwO thwough OwO the lither UwU sky, +UwU In >w< thy UwU despite uWu shaww ^w^ scape mortality. +:3 O :3 thou uWu whose wounds ÚwÚ become hawd-favouwed Death, +^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< thy fathew ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! +xDD Bwave ^.^ Death uWu by >_< speaking, whethew ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ ow no; +:33 Imaginye him :3 a uWu Fwenchman ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ foe. +OwO Poow :33 boy! ^.^ he smiles, >_> methinks, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, +Had ^.^ Death >_< been x3 Fwench, then ^.^ Death xDD had ;;w;; died to-day. +^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and uWu way him in his >_< fathew's arms. +UwU My spirit can nyo ÚwÚ wongew bear ^.^ these harms. +;;w;; Sowdiews, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have what I would x3 have, +Nyow my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms awe x3 young uWu John ;;w;; Tawbot's ^-^ gwave. ;;w;; [Dies] + +x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BUWGUNDY, BASTARD, +WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces + +CHARLES. Had uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset ^w^ bwought rescue ÚwÚ in, +We shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a bwoody :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ this. +BASTAWD. OwO How OwO the x3 young whewp >_> of ^w^ Tawbot's, >_< waging >_< wood, +OwO Did ^.^ fwesh his OwO puny >_< swowd in Frenchmen's blood! +PUCEWWE. >w< Once I UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I x3 said: +ÚwÚ 'Thou OwO maiden youth, >w< be ^.^ vanquish'd uWu by :3 a ^-^ maid.' +But with :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ majesticaw UwU high :33 scown +ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd ^.^ thus: ;;w;; 'Young Tawbot ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the UwU piwwage >_> of :3 a >w< gigwot UwU wench.' +UwU So, ÚwÚ wushing in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, +ÚwÚ He weft me >_< pwoudwy, as unworthy ^w^ fight. +>w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu knyight. +^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 wies inhearsed in OwO the ÚwÚ awms +x3 Of OwO the UwU most bwoody UwU nyuwsew >_> of his harms! +BASTAWD. ^-^ Hew them ^-^ to pieces, UwU hack theiw bones :33 asundew, +uWu Whose life ÚwÚ was England's ^-^ gwowy, Gawwia's wondew. +CHARLES. :33 O, no; ;;w;; fowbeaw! >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD fwed +^-^ Duwing OwO the xDD wife, let OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwong ^.^ it UwU dead. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM :33 Wucy, attended; :3 a FRENCH +ÚwÚ HEWAWD pweceding + +WUCY. OwO Hewawd, OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the UwU Dauphin's >_> tent, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath obtain'd OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the day. +CHARLES. uWu On what UwU submissive xDD message art :3 thou xDD sent? +WUCY. ^.^ Submission, :3 Dauphin! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a mere xDD Fwench uWu wowd: +We Engwish ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ^w^ means. +I come ^-^ to xDD knyow what prisoners :3 thou x3 hast ta'en, +And ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the OwO bodies >_> of OwO the UwU dead. +CHARLES. >_< Fow prisoners >w< ask'st thou? Heww ^-^ ouw pwison is. +But tell me xDD whom :3 thou xDD seek'st. +WUCY. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the gweat Alcides >_> of OwO the field, +OwO Vawiant Wowd >_> Tawbot, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, +Created uWu fow his x3 wawe >_< success in ÚwÚ awms +Great Eaww >_> of Washford, Watewfowd, ÚwÚ and :33 Vawence, +Wowd Tawbot >_> of Goodwig ÚwÚ and uWu Uwchinfiewd, +Wowd Strange >_> of Bwackmewe, Wowd UwU Vewdun >_> of Awton, +Wowd Cromwell >_> of Wingfield, Wowd ^-^ Fuwnyivaw >_> of xDD Sheffiewd, +The ÚwÚ thwice victorious Wowd >_> of :33 Fawconbwidge, +UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe owdew >_> of x3 Saint >_> Geowge, +Wowthy x3 Saint ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Gowden Fleece, +Great Mawshaw ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth +x3 Of >w< aww his wars within OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? +PUCEWWE. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy-statewy ^w^ stywe uWu indeed! +The Turk, UwU that two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty xDD kingdoms ;;w;; hath, +uWu Wwites ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< tedious :3 a ^w^ stywe as ÚwÚ this. +:3 Him UwU that :3 thou xDD magnyifi'st with >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ tides, +UwU Stinking ÚwÚ and >_< fwy-bwown :3 wies here at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; feet. +WUCY. ^-^ Is Tawbot >w< swain-the Frenchmen's only uWu scouwge, +Your xDD kingdom's terror ÚwÚ and bwack Nemesis? +:33 O, ;;w;; wewe >_< minye UwU eye-bans OwO into >_< buwwets >_< tuwn'd, +:33 That I in ;;w;; wage UwU might >_> shoot them at >_> youw >_< faces! +:3 O UwU that I :33 couwd uWu but can ^.^ these UwU dead ^-^ to life! +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe enough ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. +Were uWu but his UwU pictuwe weft ÚwÚ amongst you ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ It would amaze OwO the pwoudest >_> of you all. +>w< Give me theiw UwU bodies, UwU that I ^-^ may bear them x3 hence +And ^w^ give them burial as beseems theiw worth. +PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this upstawt :3 is ^.^ owd ;;w;; Tawbot's ^.^ ghost, +ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks with such :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ commanding spirit. +>_< Fow God's UwU sake, let him ^.^ have them; ^-^ to ^-^ keep them ;;w;; hewe, +^.^ They would uWu but >_> stink, ÚwÚ and putwefy OwO the air. +CHARLES. Go, UwU take theiw OwO bodies ^-^ hence. +WUCY. I'll bear them >_> hence; uWu but ^-^ fwom theiw ashes uWu shaww >w< be +rear'd +OwO A phoenyix UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww Fwance >w< afeawd. +CHARLES. ^w^ So ^-^ we >w< be x3 wid >_> of ;;w;; them, ^-^ do with them what :3 thou +wilt. +And :3 nyow ^-^ to Paris in :3 this x3 conquewing ^-^ vein! +^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU ouws, :3 nyow bwoody ;;w;; Tawbot's slain. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +Sennet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and EXETEW + +KING HENRY. >_< Have you pewus'd OwO the letters ^-^ fwom OwO the Pope, +The >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of :33 Awmagnyac? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 have, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent :3 is :33 this: +^.^ They humbly >w< sue x3 unto >_> youw Excewwence +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 godwy xDD peace concwuded >_> of +>w< Between OwO the weawms >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fwance. +KING HENRY. OwO How doth >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 affect theiw ^.^ motion? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, my good lord, ÚwÚ and as OwO the only :3 means +ÚwÚ To xDD stop uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU bwood +And ^.^ stabwish ^-^ quietnyess uWu on every xDD side. +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU uncwe; uWu fow I :33 awways ^w^ thought +^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu both ;;w;; impious ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw +:33 That such immanyity ÚwÚ and bwoody stwife +;;w;; Shouwd UwU weign UwU among ^.^ pwofessows >_> of ^-^ onye ;;w;; faith. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Beside, my lord, OwO the sooner ^-^ to :33 effect +And >_< suwew uWu bind :3 this knot >_> of >_> amity, +The Eaww >_> of >_< Awmagnyac, ;;w;; nyeaw xDD knyit ^-^ to Charles, +OwO A man >_> of gweat authowity in UwU Fwance, +uWu Pwoffews his only daughter ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace +UwU In mawwiage, with :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ and sumptuous dowry. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Mawwiage, uncwe! ^.^ Awas, my years awe x3 young +And >_< fittew :3 is my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books +>w< Than >_< wanton dalliance with :3 a paramour. +>_> Yet caww th' >_< ambassadows, :3 and, as you please, +^w^ So let them ^.^ have theiw ^-^ answews every ^w^ onye. +I uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with ^-^ any UwU choice +:3 Tends ^-^ to God's >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's :33 weaw. + +x3 Entew in Cardinal's :33 habit +>_> BEAUFOWT, OwO the ;;w;; PAPAW LEGATE, ÚwÚ and two uWu AMBASSADOWS + +EXETER. >_< What! ^-^ Is my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew install'd +And xDD caww'd x3 unto :3 a OwO cawdinyaw's >_> degwee? +;;w;; Then I pewceive UwU that uWu wiww >w< be vewified +^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth >_> did sometime >_> pwophesy: +OwO 'If UwU once ^.^ he come ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cardinal, +He'll ^-^ make his ÚwÚ cap >_< co-equaw with OwO the x3 cwown.' +KING HENRY. UwU My ^.^ Wowds x3 Ambassadows, >_> youw uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ suits +>_< Have >_< been consider'd ÚwÚ and OwO debated x3 on. +Your OwO puwpose :3 is uWu both good ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, +And OwO thewefowe awe ^-^ we cewtainwy resolv'd +ÚwÚ To dwaw >_< conditions >_> of :3 a fwiendwy :3 peace, +^w^ Which uWu by my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ^-^ we UwU mean +:33 Shaww >w< be twanspowted ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; pwoffew >_> of my lord >_> youw :3 mastew, +I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd his Highness OwO so at large, +As, ^-^ wiking >_> of OwO the lady's ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ gifts, +Her :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew ^-^ dowew, +ÚwÚ He doth intend ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be England's Queen. +KING HENRY. uWu [To AMBASSADOW] UwU In awgument ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of +;;w;; which contract, +Beaw xDD hew :3 this ^-^ jewew, ;;w;; pwedge >_> of my UwU affection. +And so, my Wowd Protector, UwU see them >_> guawded +And OwO safewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Duvw; xDD whewe uWu inshipp'd, +:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the >_> sea. + +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but WINCHESTEW ÚwÚ and OwO the LEGATE +WINCHESTER. >w< Stay, my Wowd Wegate; you uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst weceive +The sum >_> of money ;;w;; which I promised +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to his uWu Howinyess +>_< Fow >w< cwothing me in ^.^ these grave ^w^ ownyaments. +WEGATE. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw :33 wowdship's ^.^ weisuwe. +WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ;;w;; Winchestew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ submit, I +>_< twow, +Ow >w< be :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO the pwoudest peer. +:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; weww pewceive +:33 That neither in biwth ^w^ ow uWu fow authowity +The ÚwÚ Bishop uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwbownye uWu by thee. +I'll ;;w;; eithew ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, +Ow sack :3 this ;;w;; countwy with :3 a >w< mutiny. >_< Exeunt + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains in Anjou + +x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BUWGUNDY, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, +^-^ WEIGNyIEW, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces + +CHARLES. ^.^ These UwU nyews, my x3 wowds, ^-^ may :33 cheew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping +;;w;; spiwits: +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said OwO the :33 stout ;;w;; Pawisians ^-^ do uWu wevowt +And xDD tuwn UwU again x3 unto OwO the ^.^ wawwike OwO Fwench. +ALENCON. ;;w;; Then mawch ^-^ to Pawis, :33 woyaw Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, +And ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD back >_> youw >w< powews in dalliance. +PUCEWWE. xDD Peace >w< be ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< us; +Else ruin combat with theiw UwU pawaces! + +x3 Entew :3 a :33 SCOUT + +x3 SCOUT. uWu Success x3 unto ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant general, +And >w< happinyess ^-^ to his accomplices! +CHARLES. What >_< tidings ^-^ send ^-^ ouw scouts? I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. +x3 SCOUT. The Engwish awmy, UwU that ;;w;; divided ÚwÚ was +x3 Into two :33 pawties, :3 is :3 nyow uWu conjoin'd in one, +And :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ give you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. +CHARLES. >w< Somewhat xDD too >_> sudden, ;;w;; siws, OwO the wawnying >_> is; +But ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 pwovide uWu fow ^.^ them. +>w< BUWGUNDY. I xDD twust OwO the ghost >_> of Tawbot :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. +Nyow ^.^ he :3 is gone, my lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. +PUCEWWE. x3 Of >w< aww base ^.^ passions ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU most UwU accuws'd. +^.^ Command OwO the :33 conquest, Charles, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be thinye, +>_> Wet ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ wepinye. +CHARLES. ;;w;; Then OwO on, my lords; ÚwÚ and Fwance >w< be fortunate! +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Before ^.^ Angiews + +OwO Awawum, excursions. x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE + +PUCEWWE. The x3 Wegent xDD conquews ÚwÚ and OwO the Frenchmen uWu fwy. +Nyow help, ye :3 chawming x3 spewws ÚwÚ and >_< pewiapts; +And ye UwU choice uWu spiwits UwU that admonyish me +And ^w^ give me signs >_> of :33 futuwe :33 accidents; ^.^ [Thundew] +You :3 speedy uWu hewpews UwU that awe ÚwÚ substitutes +^.^ Undew OwO the wowdwy ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the north, +xDD Appeaw ÚwÚ and aid me in :3 this enterprise! + +x3 Entew >_< FIENDS + +:3 This :3 speedy ÚwÚ and uWu quick ^.^ appeawance :33 awgues >_> pwoof +x3 Of >_> youw accustom'd diligence ^-^ to >_> me. +Nyow, ye ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu spiwits UwU that awe ;;w;; cuww'd +Out >_> of OwO the >w< powewfuw wegions uWu undew :3 eawth, +Hewp me :3 this once, UwU that Fwance ^-^ may >_< get OwO the fiewd. +^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and speak not] +:33 O, howd me ^.^ nyot with siwence over-long! +:3 Whewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 feed you with my blood, +I'll lop :3 a membew x3 off ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it you +UwU In eawnyest >_> of :3 a further ÚwÚ benyefit, +^w^ So you ^-^ do >_> condescend ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me OwO nyow. +^.^ [They >_> hang theiw >_< heads] +:3 Nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have wedwess? UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww +>_> Pay ;;w;; wecompense, ^-^ if you uWu wiww gwant my ;;w;; suit. +^.^ [They >_< shake theiw >_< heads] +Cannyot my ÚwÚ body :3 nyow UwU bwood ÚwÚ sacwifice +>_< Entweat you ^-^ to >_> youw :3 wonted fuwthewance? +;;w;; Then UwU take my ÚwÚ souw-my body, >_> souw, ÚwÚ and aww, +Before UwU that ^.^ Engwand ^w^ give OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the ^-^ foiw. +^.^ [They depart] +xDD See! uWu they >_> fowsake >_> me. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is come +:33 That Fwance >w< must >_< vaiw xDD hew >_> wofty-pwumed :3 cwest +And let xDD hew head ^-^ faww OwO into England's lap. +UwU My ÚwÚ ancient incantations awe xDD too ;;w;; weak, +And heww xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow me ^-^ to ^w^ buckwe OwO with. +Nyow, UwU Fwance, >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< dwoopeth ^-^ to OwO the OwO dust. Exit + +Excursions. x3 Entew xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, :3 fighting. +WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE ÚwÚ and YORK fight hand ^-^ to >w< hand; WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE +:3 is taken. The xDD Fwench UwU fwy + +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Damsew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have you fast. +Unchain >_> youw uWu spiwits :3 nyow with UwU spewwing xDD chawms, +And twy ^-^ if uWu they can >_< gain >_> youw :33 wibewty. +OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy prize, x3 fit uWu fow OwO the devil's x3 gwace! +^w^ See how OwO the >w< ugwy :3 witch doth ^-^ bend xDD hew uWu bwows +UwU As ^.^ if, with :33 Ciwce, ^.^ she would >_> change my x3 shape! +PUCEWWE. >_< Chang'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^-^ shape :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU be. +^.^ YOWK. :33 O, Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man: +:3 Nyo ^-^ shape uWu but his can >w< pwease >_> youw dainty >w< eye. +PUCEWWE. OwO A pwaguing mischief fight uWu on Charles ÚwÚ and thee! +And ^-^ may ye uWu both >w< be :33 suddenwy UwU suwpwis'd +By bwoody x3 hands, in sweeping uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; beds! +^.^ YOWK. x3 Feww banning ^w^ hag; UwU enchantwess, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. +PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_> awhiwe. +^.^ YOWK. Cuwse, miscreant, when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ stake. +>_< Exeunt + +Awawum. x3 Entew SUFFOWK, with OwO MAWGAWET in his hand + +SUFFOLK. Be what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art my xDD pwisonyew. +[Gazes uWu on :3 hew] +:3 O ÚwÚ faiwest :3 beauty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :3 nyow ;;w;; fwy! +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with reverent OwO hands; +I ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these fingers uWu fow eternal :3 peace, +And uWu way them gently uWu on >w< thy >w< tendew xDD side. +OwO Who art thou? Say, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu honyouw thee. +^-^ MAWGAWET. >_< Mawgawet my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, +The UwU King >_> of Naples-whosoe'er :3 thou awt. +SUFFOLK. An earl I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk x3 am I caww'd. +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, nature's ^.^ miwacwe, +Thou art awwotted ^-^ to >w< be ta'en uWu by >_> me. +^w^ So doth OwO the >w< swan xDD hew >_> downy ÚwÚ cygnyets UwU save, +^.^ Keeping them pwisonyew undewnyeath xDD hew x3 wings. +xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 this sewviwe >_< usage UwU once offend, +uWu Go ÚwÚ and >w< be free UwU again as Suffowk's >w< fwiend. [She :3 is going] +:33 O, uWu stay! ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to let xDD hew >w< pass; +UwU My hand would free UwU hew, uWu but my OwO heawt :33 says nyo. +UwU As uWu pways OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the >w< gwassy stweams, +Twinkling another counterfeited >_> beam, +^w^ So uWu seems :3 this gorgeous x3 beauty ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. +;;w;; Fain would I ^w^ woo UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet I dare ^.^ nyot speak. +I'll caww uWu fow ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and wwite my mind. +:33 Fie, ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! OwO disabwe ^.^ nyot thysewf; +xDD Hast ^.^ nyot :3 a tongue? ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot here >w< thy pwisonyew? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be xDD daunted at :3 a :3 woman's >w< sight? +>w< Ay, beauty's >_< pwincewy majesty :3 is such +OwO Confounds OwO the :33 tongue ÚwÚ and makes OwO the UwU senses ;;w;; wough. +^-^ MAWGAWET. Say, Eaww >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, +What >_< wansom >w< must I pay before I :33 pass? +>_< Fow I pewceive I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou tell ^.^ she uWu wiww deny >w< thy +^.^ suit, +Before :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of xDD hew love? +^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Why OwO speak'st :3 thou not? What >_< wansom >w< must I +>w< pay? +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] x3 She's >_< beautifuw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be :33 woo'd; +She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be x3 won. +^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Wiwt :3 thou accept >_> of x3 wansom-yea ^w^ ow nyo? +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Fond man, wemembew UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :3 a +^-^ wife; +;;w;; Then how can >_< Mawgawet >w< be >w< thy ^w^ pawamouw? +^-^ MAWGAWET. I ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD weave ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot heaw. +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] Thewe >w< aww :3 is ^-^ maww'd; there :3 wies :3 a cooling +>_< cawd. +^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks at UwU wandom; ;;w;; suwe, OwO the man :3 is ^w^ mad. +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ dispensation ^-^ may >w< be xDD had. +^-^ MAWGAWET. And ÚwÚ yet I would UwU that you would ÚwÚ answew >_> me. +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ win :3 this OwO Wady ^.^ Mawgawet. >_< Fow >_< whom? +ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow my >_< King! ÚwÚ Tush, that's :3 a ;;w;; wooden :3 thing! +^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks >_> of wood. ^w^ It :3 is >w< some x3 cawpentew. +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet OwO so my fancy ^-^ may >w< be >_< satisfied, +And xDD peace :33 estabwished :3 between ^.^ these realms. +But there remains :3 a scruple in UwU that :33 too; +>_< Fow >w< though xDD hew fathew >w< be OwO the UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, +UwU Duke >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mainye, ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ he xDD poow, +And ^-^ ouw uWu nyobiwity uWu wiww :33 scown OwO the ^w^ match. +^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ;;w;; Captain-awe you ^.^ nyot at leisure? +SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, >w< disdain uWu they :33 nye'ew OwO so ^w^ much. +^-^ Henwy :3 is OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> quickwy yield. +^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to reveal. +^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] What >w< though I >w< be ^w^ enthwaww'd? ÚwÚ He uWu seems +:3 a :3 knyight, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. +SUFFOLK. Lady, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to listen what I >w< say. +^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Perhaps I uWu shaww >w< be wescu'd uWu by OwO the French; +And then I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot crave his courtesy. +SUFFOLK. ^.^ Sweet UwU madam, ^w^ give me hearing in :3 a cause +^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Tush! >w< women ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; captivate ewe +OwO nyow. +SUFFOLK. Lady, xDD whewefowe talk you so? +^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, 'tis uWu but uWu quid uWu fow OwO quo. +SUFFOLK. Say, gentwe uWu Pwincess, would you ^.^ nyot suppose +Your >w< bondage happy, ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO queen? +^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen in >w< bondage :3 is ^-^ mowe :3 viwe +>w< Than :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave in base sewviwity; +>_< Fow princes shouwd >w< be xDD fwee. +SUFFOLK. And OwO so uWu shaww you, +>w< If x3 happy England's :33 woyaw ;;w;; king >w< be xDD fwee. +^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, what UwU concewns his freedom x3 unto x3 me? +SUFFOLK. I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee Henry's queen, +ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a gowden OwO sceptwe in >w< thy hand +And xDD set :3 a pwecious :3 cwown x3 upon >w< thy uWu head, +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt >_> condescend ^-^ to >w< be :3 my- +^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ What? +SUFFOLK. His wuv. +^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 am unworthy ^-^ to >w< be Henry's wife. +SUFFOLK. No, gentwe ^.^ madam; I unworthy x3 am +ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo OwO so fair :3 a >_< dame ^-^ to >w< be his UwU wife +And ^.^ have nyo portion in OwO the UwU choice ^-^ mysewf. +OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe ye OwO so ÚwÚ content? +^-^ MAWGAWET. An ^-^ if my fathew please, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ ouw ^.^ captains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw colours fowth! +And, UwU madam, at >_> youw >_< fathew's castle >_< wawws +>w< We'ww crave :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to confer with >_> him. + +Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW uWu on OwO the >_< wawws + +^w^ See, Reignier, >_> see, >w< thy daughter pwisonyew! +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ To >_> me. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Suffowk, what remedy? +I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and unapt ^-^ to weep +Ow ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on >_< fowtunye's ÚwÚ fickwenyess. +SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, there :3 is ^.^ wemedy enyough, my :33 wowd. +x3 Consent, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy uWu honyouw ^w^ give ^.^ consent, +x3 Thy daughter uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ wedded ^-^ to my ^-^ king, +x3 Whom I with pain ^.^ have woo'd ÚwÚ and xDD won thereto; +And :3 this xDD hew easy-hewd impwisonment +;;w;; Hath xDD gain'd >w< thy daughter >_< pwincewy :33 wibewty. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Speaks >_> Suffowk as ^.^ he ^w^ thinks? +SUFFOLK. ^-^ Faiw >_< Mawgawet knows +:33 That >_> Suffowk doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 feign. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Upon >w< thy >_< pwincewy ;;w;; wawwant I >_> descend +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew >_> of >w< thy ^.^ just :3 demand. +Exit ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws +SUFFOLK. And here I uWu wiww OwO expect >w< thy >w< coming. + +^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW x3 bewow + +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Wewcome, bwave Earl, OwO into ^-^ ouw uWu tewwitowies; +^.^ Command in Anjou what >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw UwU pweases. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thanks, Reignier, x3 happy uWu fow OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a OwO chiwd, +OwO Fit ^-^ to >w< be :3 made ^.^ companyion with :3 a xDD king. +What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 unto my ^.^ suit? +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >_> deign ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew wittwe wowth +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< pwincewy ^w^ bwide >_> of such :3 a lord, +:3 Upon ^.^ condition I ^-^ may x3 quietwy +^.^ Enjoy >_< minye own, OwO the ;;w;; countwy UwU Mainye ÚwÚ and Anjou, +>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom oppression ^w^ ow OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of war, +UwU My daughter uWu shaww >w< be uWu Henwy's, ^-^ if ^.^ he pwease. +SUFFOLK. :33 That :3 is xDD hew wansom; I x3 dewivew :3 hew. +And x3 those two OwO counties I uWu wiww >_< undewtake +Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and x3 quietwy ^-^ enjoy. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And I uWu again, in Henry's :33 woyaw uWu nyame, +UwU As uWu deputy x3 unto UwU that >_< gwacious ^-^ king, +>w< Give ÚwÚ thee xDD hew hand uWu fow >w< sign >_> of ^.^ pwighted ;;w;; faith. +SUFFOLK. Weignyiew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< kingwy UwU thanks, +xDD Because :3 this :3 is in ^.^ twaffic >_> of :3 a xDD king. +^-^ [Aside] And >_> yet, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< minye >_> own attorney in :3 this ^.^ case. +I'll xDD uvw then ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand with :3 this UwU nyews, +And ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage ^-^ to >w< be sowemnyiz'd. +UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, UwU Weignyiew. ÚwÚ Set :3 this xDD diamond xDD safe +UwU In gowden pawaces, as ^.^ it ^w^ becomes. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee as I would ^w^ embwace +The ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, UwU King Henry, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. +^-^ MAWGAWET. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. Good >_> wishes, :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and +>_> pwayews, +:33 Shaww >_> Suffowk >w< evew ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ Mawgawet. [She :3 is going] +SUFFOLK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ madam. But :3 hawk you, >_< Mawgawet +:3 Nyo >_< pwincewy :33 commendations ^-^ to my king? +^-^ MAWGAWET. Such :33 commendations as >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; maid, +OwO A UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and his x3 sewvant, uWu say ^-^ to >_> him. +SUFFOLK. Words OwO sweetwy ^.^ pwac'd ÚwÚ and modestwy xDD diwected. +But, UwU madam, I >w< must twoubwe you UwU again +:3 Nyo :33 woving token ^-^ to his Majesty? +^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, my good uWu wowd: :3 a ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ unspotted xDD heawt, +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ taint with love, I ^-^ send OwO the King. +SUFFOLK. And :3 this :3 withaw. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] +^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 That uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so presume +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send such peevish ^w^ tokens ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ÚwÚ and OwO MAWGAWET +SUFFOLK. :33 O, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ mysewf! But, Suffowk, stay; +Thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wandew in UwU that OwO wabywinth: +Thewe >_> Minyotauws ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy treasons lurk. +Solicit ^-^ Henwy with xDD hew :3 wondwous :3 pwaise. +Bethink ÚwÚ thee uWu on xDD hew viwtues UwU that :33 suwmount, +And :3 nyatuwaw gwaces UwU that extinguish :33 awt; +UwU Wepeat theiw sembwance >_< often uWu on OwO the seas, +That, when :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to knyeew at Henry's OwO feet, +Thou uWu mayst bereave him >_> of his xDD wits with wondew. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +ÚwÚ Camp >_> of OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK in Anjou + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews +^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that ;;w;; sowcewess, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to burn. + +x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SHEPHEWD + +SHEPHERD. xDD Ah, :3 Joan, :3 this kiwws >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt outright! +>_< Have I ÚwÚ sought every ;;w;; countwy :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, +And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is my uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee out, +Must I >w< behowd >w< thy ^.^ timewess x3 cwuew UwU death? +xDD Ah, :3 Joan, ^w^ sweet daughter :3 Joan, I'll die with thee! +PUCEWWE. Decrepit misew! base ^-^ ignyobwe ^w^ wwetch! +I x3 am descended >_> of :3 a >_< gentwew bwood; +Thou art nyo fathew :3 nyow nyo fwiend >_> of x3 minye. +SHEPHERD. :33 Out, ;;w;; out! UwU My x3 wowds, OwO an >w< pwease you, 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; +I >_> did ^.^ beget UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the OwO pawish knows. +Her mothew ^w^ wiveth >_> yet, can testify +She ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst fwuit >_> of my ÚwÚ bach'wowship. +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Gwacewess, xDD wiwt :3 thou deny >w< thy pawentage? +^.^ YOWK. :3 This :33 awgues what xDD hew >w< kind >_> of life ;;w;; hath ^w^ been- +:33 Wicked ÚwÚ and :3 viwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD hew death concludes. +SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, :3 Joan, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be OwO so >_> obstacwe! +:3 God knows :3 thou art :3 a >_> cowwop >_> of my >_< fwesh; +And uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ have I shed many :3 a tear. +UwU Deny me ;;w;; nyot, I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe Joan. +PUCEWWE. ^.^ Peasant, xDD avaunt! You ^.^ have ^-^ subown'd :3 this man +x3 Of OwO puwpose ^-^ to >_> obscuwe my x3 nyobwe uWu biwth. +SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis true, I >_> gave :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ to OwO the pwiest +The ^w^ mown UwU that I ÚwÚ was ^w^ wedded ^-^ to xDD hew mother. +>_< Knyeew ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU take my OwO bwessing, good my giww. +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot stoop? Nyow x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the UwU time +x3 Of >w< thy nyativity. I would OwO the >_< miwk +x3 Thy mothew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou :3 suck'dst xDD hew uWu bweast +Had >_< been :3 a wittwe ratsbane uWu fow >w< thy sake. +Ow ewse, when :3 thou didst ^-^ keep my lambs ^w^ afiewd, +I ^w^ wish >w< some wavenyous ^.^ wowf xDD had eaten thee. +Dost :3 thou deny >w< thy fathew, x3 cuwsed drab? +:33 O, >_< buwn UwU hew, >_< buwn her! :3 Hanging :3 is xDD too :33 good. Exit +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take xDD hew away; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu wiv'd xDD too long, +ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO vicious ^w^ quawities. +PUCEWWE. >w< Fiwst let me tell you xDD whom you ^.^ have ;;w;; condemn'd: +:3 Nyot me ÚwÚ begotten >_> of :3 a shephewd ^.^ swain, +But issued ^-^ fwom OwO the pwogeny >_> of :33 kings; +:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, :3 chosen ^-^ fwom :33 abuv +By inspiration >_> of celestial >w< gwace, +ÚwÚ To wowk >w< exceeding xDD miwacwes uWu on xDD eawth. +I never xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do with ;;w;; wicked spirits. +But you, UwU that awe polluted with >_> youw wusts, +UwU Stain'd with OwO the :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >_> of >w< innyocents, +OwO Cowwupt ÚwÚ and :33 tainted with :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< vices, +xDD Because you UwU want OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ÚwÚ othews x3 have, +You ;;w;; judge ^.^ it straight :3 a xDD thing impossibwe +ÚwÚ To ^w^ compass wonders uWu but uWu by ^w^ hewp >_> of deviws. +No, ^-^ misconceived! ÚwÚ Joan >_> of Awc ;;w;; hath >_< been +OwO A ;;w;; viwgin ^-^ fwom xDD hew >w< tendew OwO infancy, +^-^ Chaste ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate in vewy thought; +uWu Whose OwO maiden blood, ;;w;; thus >w< wigowouswy effus'd, +uWu Wiww x3 cwy uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance at OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of >_< heaven. +^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, >_> ay. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to :3 execution! +:3 WAWWICK. And :3 hawk >_< ye, sirs; ^.^ because ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; maid, +uWu Spawe uWu fow nyo ^.^ fagots, let there >w< be xDD enyow. +OwO Pwace :33 bawwews >_> of :3 pitch x3 upon OwO the :33 fataw stake, +:33 That OwO so xDD hew >_> towtuwe ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ showtenyed. +PUCEWWE. uWu Wiww nyothing xDD tuwn >_> youw unwewenting hearts? +>_> Then, :3 Joan, ÚwÚ discuvw UwU thinye infiwmity +:33 That warranteth uWu by OwO waw ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy privilege: +I x3 am with OwO chiwd, ye bwoody x3 homicides; +Murder ^.^ nyot then OwO the fwuit within my uWu womb, +UwU Awthough ye hale me ^-^ to :3 a viowent :33 death. +^.^ YOWK. Nyow >w< heaven >w< fowfend! The holy maid with chiwd! +:3 WAWWICK. The :3 gweatest >_< miwacwe UwU that e'ew ye wrought: +^-^ Is >w< aww >_> youw :33 stwict pwecisenyess come ^-^ to uWu this? +^.^ YOWK. She ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Dauphin ^.^ have >_< been juggling. +I >_> did ÚwÚ imaginye what would >w< be xDD hew ;;w;; wefuge. +:3 WAWWICK. Weww, >w< go to; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have nyo bastawds :3 wive; +Especially >_< since Charles >w< must fathew it. +PUCEWWE. You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; my >w< chiwd :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of >_< his: +^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Awencon UwU that x3 enjoy'd my wuv. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Awencon, UwU that notorious x3 Machiavew! +^w^ It ^.^ dies, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< wives. +PUCEWWE. :33 O, ^w^ give me leave, I ^.^ have deluded you. +ÚwÚ 'Twas neither Charles :3 nyow ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU Duke I uWu nyam'd, +But Reignier, UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, UwU that prevail'd. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO A married ^w^ man! ^.^ That's UwU most intolerable. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >w< giww! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww +Thewe ;;w;; wewe OwO so :33 many-whom ^.^ she ^-^ may accuse. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ It's >w< sign ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. +^.^ YOWK. And >_> yet, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; viwgin >_> puwe. +^w^ Stwumpet, >w< thy uWu wowds condemn >w< thy OwO bwat ÚwÚ and thee. +;;w;; Use nyo uWu entweaty, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is in vain. +PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead me hence-with xDD whom I xDD weave my +UwU cuwse: +May never ^w^ gwowious >_< sun reflex his beams +:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe you ^-^ make abode; +But :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the gwoomy shade >_> of death +Enviwon you, ÚwÚ tiww mischief ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw +Drive you ^-^ to >_< bweak >_> youw >_> nyecks ^w^ ow >_> hang yourselves! +Exit, >_> guawded +^.^ YOWK. :33 Bweak :3 thou in ;;w;; pieces ÚwÚ and consume ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, +Thou ;;w;; fouw accursed >_< minyistew >_> of heww! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, attended + +CARDINAL. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, I ^-^ do gweet >_> youw Excewwence +x3 With letters >_> of :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the King. +>_< Fow >w< knyow, my x3 wowds, OwO the states >_> of OwO Chwistendom, +Mov'd with >w< wemowse >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ outwageous :3 bwoiws, +>_< Have earnestly implor'd :3 a ^w^ genyewaw xDD peace +ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw >w< nyation ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 aspiwing French; +And here at hand OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his x3 twain +Approacheth, ^-^ to confer about >w< some OwO mattew. +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU twavaiw tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 this effect? +:33 Aftew OwO the slaughter >_> of OwO so many peers, +^w^ So many OwO captains, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and soldiers, +:33 That in :3 this >_< quawwew ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ uvwthwown +And :3 sowd theiw OwO bodies uWu fow theiw ^-^ countwy's ÚwÚ benyefit, +:33 Shaww ^-^ we at last conclude effeminate peace? +>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot lost UwU most part >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ towns, +By tweason, >_< fawsehood, ÚwÚ and uWu by tweachewy, +Our gweat pwogenyitows xDD had ^-^ conquewed? +:3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! I fowesee with >w< gwief +The xDD uttew woss >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. +:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, ^w^ Yowk. >w< If ^-^ we conclude :3 a :3 peace, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be with such :33 stwict ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sevewe uWu cuvnyants +UwU As wittwe uWu shaww OwO the Frenchmen >_< gain theweby. + +x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +CHARLES. Since, uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; thus uWu agweed +:33 That ^w^ peacefuw truce uWu shaww >w< be pwocwaim'd in UwU Fwance, +We come ^-^ to >w< be informed uWu by youwsewves +What OwO the >_< conditions >_> of UwU that >_> weague >w< must UwU be. +^.^ YOWK. xDD Speak, >_> Winchestew; uWu fow OwO boiwing choler uWu chokes +The >w< howwow ÚwÚ passage >_> of my uWu poison'd OwO voice, +By OwO sight >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw xDD bawefuw enyemies. +CARDINAL. Charles, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ enyacted ^.^ thus: +That, in ^-^ wegawd UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives ^.^ consent, +x3 Of mere compassion ÚwÚ and >_> of lenity, +ÚwÚ To >_> ease >_> youw ;;w;; countwy >_> of distressful war, +An suffer you ^-^ to bweathe in :3 fwuitfuw :3 peace, +You uWu shaww ÚwÚ become OwO twue wiegemen ^-^ to his >_< cwown; +And, Charles, x3 upon ^.^ condition :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu sweaw +ÚwÚ To pay him twibute ÚwÚ and x3 submit ÚwÚ thysewf, +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pwac'd as ^-^ vicewoy uWu undew ^w^ him, +And still enjoy >w< thy uWu wegaw dignyity. +ALENCON. Must ^.^ he >w< be then as ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? +Adorn his OwO tempwes with :3 a coronet +And >_> yet, in xDD substance ÚwÚ and authowity, +uWu Wetain uWu but UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 a pwivate man? +:3 This ;;w;; pwoffew :3 is ÚwÚ absuwd ÚwÚ and reasonless. +CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown already UwU that I x3 am ^-^ possess'd +x3 With ^-^ mowe than half OwO the ^w^ Gawwian xDD tewwitowies, +And :3 thewein reverenc'd uWu fow theiw lawful xDD king. +:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow xDD wucwe >_> of OwO the west ^w^ unvanquish'd, +:3 Detwact OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom UwU that prerogative +UwU As ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd uWu but ^-^ vicewoy >_> of OwO the whole? +No, Wowd >_< Ambassadow; I'll wathew ^-^ keep +:33 That ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 than, OwO cuvting uWu fow :3 mowe, +Be UwU cast ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ possibiwity >_> of all. +^.^ YOWK. x3 Insuwting Charles! xDD Hast :3 thou uWu by >w< secwet :3 means +Us'd :3 intewcession ^-^ to >w< obtain :3 a uWu weague, +And :3 nyow OwO the matter grows ^-^ to compwomise +Stand'st :3 thou aloof x3 upon compawison? +x3 Eithew accept OwO the title :3 thou OwO usuwp'st, +x3 Of benefit proceeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king +And ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ any challenge >_> of :33 desewt, +Ow ^-^ we uWu wiww pwague ÚwÚ thee with :33 incessant ;;w;; waws. +^.^ WEIGNyIEW. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] UwU My lord, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in +obstinacy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ caviw in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ contwact. +>w< If UwU once ^.^ it >w< be >w< nyegwected, >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye +We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find >_< wike >_> oppowtunyity. +ALENCON. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw powicy +ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom such massacwe +And ruthless ^w^ swaughtews as awe ;;w;; daiwy uWu seen +By ^-^ ouw proceeding in :3 hostiwity; +And OwO thewefowe UwU take :3 this xDD compact >_> of :3 a truce, +UwU Awthough you >_< bweak ^.^ it when >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_< sewves. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw ^.^ condition +ÚwÚ stand? +CHARLES. ^w^ It shall; +>_> Onwy wesewv'd, you OwO cwaim nyo ;;w;; intewest +UwU In ^-^ any >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of >w< gawwison. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then uWu sweaw :33 awwegiance ^-^ to his uWu Majesty: +UwU As :3 thou art :3 knyight, never ^-^ to disobey +Nyow >w< be >w< webewwious ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand +uWu Thou, :3 nyow >w< thy nobles, ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of Engwand. +:3 [CHAWWES ÚwÚ and OwO the west ^w^ give ^w^ tokens >_> of ÚwÚ feawty] +UwU So, :3 nyow UwU dismiss >_> youw ;;w;; awmy when ye pwease; +>w< Hang OwO up >_> youw ^-^ ensigns, let >_> youw ;;w;; dwums >w< be stiww, +>_< Fow here ^-^ we UwU entewtain :3 a sowemn ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew SUFFOWK, in >w< confewence with OwO the xDD KING, +^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW + +KING HENRY. Your :3 wondwous x3 wawe xDD descwiption, x3 nyobwe Earl, +x3 Of uWu beauteous >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; hath astonyish'd >_> me. +Her UwU viwtues, OwO gwaced with ^-^ extewnyaw ÚwÚ gifts, +Do breed ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; settwed ^.^ passions in my >_> heawt; +And >_< wike as wigouw >_> of >w< tempestuous ^-^ gusts +P-Pwovokes OwO the ;;w;; mightiest hulk x3 against OwO the tide, +^w^ So x3 am I >_> dwiven uWu by >_> bweath >_> of xDD hew UwU wenyown +x3 Eithew ^-^ to suffer ;;w;; shipwweck ^w^ ow ^-^ awwive +:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have fruition >_> of xDD hew wuv. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Tush, my good wowd! :3 This >w< supewficiaw xDD tawe +^-^ Is uWu but :3 a preface >_> of xDD hew >w< wowthy :3 pwaise. +The >_> chief perfections >_> of UwU that UwU wuvwy ^.^ dame, +Had I uWu sufficient >_> skiww ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; them, +Wouwd ^-^ make :3 a vowume >_> of >_< enticing >_< winyes, +uWu Abwe ^-^ to wavish ^-^ any :33 duww conceit; +And, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> divinye, +^w^ So full-replete with UwU choice >_> of >w< aww dewights, +But with as humbwe x3 wowwinyess >_> of :33 mind +She :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be at >_> youw xDD command +>_> Command, I >_> mean, >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous intents, +ÚwÚ To love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ Henwy as xDD hew :33 wowd. +KING HENRY. And otherwise uWu wiww ^-^ Henwy :33 nye'ew ^-^ pwesume. +:33 Thewefowe, my Wowd Protector, ^w^ give consent +:33 That >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may >w< be England's :33 woyaw Queen. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So shouwd I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to fwattew UwU sin. +You >w< knyow, my lord, >_> youw Highness :3 is ^-^ betwoth'd +^.^ Unto another wady >_> of esteem. +OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then UwU dispense with UwU that contract, +And ^.^ nyot >w< deface >_> youw uWu honyouw with wepwoach? +SUFFOLK. UwU As doth :3 a OwO wuwew with uWu unwawfuw :3 oaths; +Ow ^-^ onye UwU that at :3 a :3 twiumph, having ÚwÚ vow'd +ÚwÚ To twy his UwU stwength, ÚwÚ fowsaketh ÚwÚ yet OwO the wists +By reason >_> of his >_> advewsawy's odds: +OwO A UwU poow :33 eaww's daughter :3 is unequal :3 odds, +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoke ^-^ without >_> offence. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what, I pray, :3 is >_< Mawgawet ^-^ mowe than +ÚwÚ that? +Her fathew :3 is nyo better than OwO an eaww, +UwU Awthough in ^w^ gwowious titwes ^.^ he excel. +SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, my lord, xDD hew fathew :3 is :3 a ^-^ king, +The UwU King >_> of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and ^w^ Jewusawem; +And >_> of such gweat authowity in Fwance +UwU As his awwiance uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ ouw :3 peace, +And ^-^ keep OwO the Frenchmen in allegiance. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And OwO so OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Awmagnyac ^-^ may uWu do, +xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw x3 kinsman x3 unto Charles. +EXETER. Beside, his wealth doth ;;w;; wawwant :3 a >_> wibewaw dowew; +:3 Whewe Weignyiew sooner uWu wiww weceive than >w< give. +SUFFOLK. OwO A dow'w, my UwU wowds! ;;w;; Disgwace ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> youw ^-^ king, +:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abject, base, ÚwÚ and xDD poow, +ÚwÚ To OwO choose uWu fow wealth ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow pewfect wuv. +^-^ Henwy :3 is able ^-^ to UwU enwich his queen, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a queen ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 wich. +^w^ So ^.^ wowthwess peasants :3 bawgain uWu fow theiw x3 wives, +UwU As ;;w;; mawket-men uWu fow ^-^ oxen, sheep, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ howse. +Marriage :3 is :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be dealt in uWu by UwU attownyeyship; +:3 Nyot xDD whom ^-^ we wiww, uWu but xDD whom his OwO Gwace >w< affects, +Must >w< be ^.^ companyion >_> of his ^w^ nyuptiaw bed. +And ^.^ thewefowe, x3 wowds, >_< since ^.^ he ^w^ affects xDD hew ÚwÚ most, +^w^ It UwU most >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these reasons xDD bindeth OwO us +UwU In ^-^ ouw opinyions ^.^ she shouwd >w< be preferr'd; +>_< Fow what :3 is wedlock fowced uWu but :3 a >_< heww, +An :3 age >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and continyuaw ^w^ stwife? +>_< Wheweas OwO the contrary bwingeth >_< bwiss, +And :3 is :3 a ^w^ pattewn >_> of celestial ^-^ peace. +x3 Whom shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ match with Henry, being :3 a ^-^ king, +But Margaret, UwU that :3 is daughter ^-^ to :3 a king? +Her peerless feature, joined with xDD hew birth, +Approves xDD hew x3 fit uWu fow UwU nyonye uWu but uWu fow :3 a king; +Her ÚwÚ vawiant :33 couwage ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, +Mowe than in >w< women ^-^ commonwy :3 is ^.^ seen, +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew ^-^ ouw >w< hope in xDD issue >_> of :3 a king; +>_< Fow Henry, :3 son x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, +^-^ Is :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe ;;w;; conquewows, +>w< If with :3 a wady >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 wesowve +UwU As :3 is fair >_< Mawgawet ^.^ he >w< be uWu wink'd in wuv. +;;w;; Then yield, my lords; ÚwÚ and here conclude with me +:33 That >_< Mawgawet uWu shaww >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but she. +KING HENRY. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO thwough x3 fowce >_> of >_> youw report, +UwU My x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ ow uWu fow UwU that +UwU My >w< tendew xDD youth ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^.^ attaint +x3 With ^-^ any passion >_> of UwU infwaming love, +I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but :3 this I x3 am assur'd, +I ;;w;; feew such shawp >_< dissension in my ^w^ bweast, +Such fiewce >_> awawums uWu both >_> of >w< hope ÚwÚ and feaw, +UwU As I x3 am uWu sick with >_< wowking >_> of my xDD thoughts. +;;w;; Take OwO thewefowe shipping; uWu post, my lord, ^-^ to xDD Fwance; +Agwee ^-^ to ^-^ any UwU cuvnyants; ÚwÚ and procure +:33 That OwO Wady >_< Mawgawet ^-^ do OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to come +ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD cwown'd +UwU King Henry's xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and >_> anyointed >w< queen. +>_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ expenses ÚwÚ and uWu sufficient chawge, +x3 Among OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 gathew OwO up :3 a ^-^ tenth. +Be gone, I ^w^ say; uWu fow ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ do xDD wetuwn +I west perplexed with :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 cawes. +And you, good uncwe, ^w^ banyish >w< aww ;;w;; offence: +>w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ censuwe me uWu by what you OwO wewe, +:3 Nyot what you awe, I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse +:3 This ^w^ sudden >_> execution >_> of my uWu wiww. +And OwO so OwO conduct me where, ^-^ fwom ^.^ company, +I ^-^ may revolve ÚwÚ and wuminyate my ^w^ gwief. Exit +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gwief, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu both at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus >_> Suffowk ;;w;; hath pwevaiw'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> goes, +UwU As >_> did OwO the youthfuw Paris UwU once ^-^ to Greece, +x3 With >w< hope ^-^ to find OwO the >_< wike ^-^ event in love +But ^w^ pwospew better than OwO the >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ did. +>_< Mawgawet uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe OwO the x3 King; +But I uWu wiww UwU wuwe uWu both UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and realm. Exit + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +OwO 1591 + +OwO THE x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH +HUMPHREY, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, his uncwe +ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, DUKE >_< OF YORK +EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 WICHAWD, his >_< sons +DUKE >_< OF ^.^ SOMEWSET +DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK +DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM +LORD OwO CWIFFOWD +OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD, his :3 son +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY +^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK +LORD ^.^ SCAWES +LORD SAY +ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD +WIWWIAM >_< STAFFOWD, his bwothew +ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ STANWEY +UwU VAUX +^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE +OwO A LIEUTENANT, :3 a ^.^ SHIPMASTEW, :3 a MASTER'S >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW WHITMOWE +OwO TWO GENTWEMEN, prisoners with >_> Suffowk +>w< JOHN OwO HUME ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, two priests +:33 WOGEW ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, :3 a conjurer +OwO A OwO SPIWIT raised uWu by him +OwO THOMAS :3 HOWNyEW, OwO an awmouwew +x3 PETEW, his man +>w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM +:33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS +UwU SAUNDEW SIMPCOX, OwO an :3 impostow +ALEXANDER ^w^ IDEN, :3 a x3 Kentish ^-^ gentweman +uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, :3 a rebel +GEORGE BEVIS, >w< JOHN :3 HOWWAND, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH OwO THE WEAVER, +>w< MICHAEW, :33 &c., followers >_> of ;;w;; Cade +OwO TWO >_< MUWDEWEWS + +>w< MAWGAWET, Queen ^-^ to UwU King ^-^ Henwy +>_> EWEANyOW, Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, :3 a :3 witch +>_< WIFE ^-^ to :3 SIMPCOX + +>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants; >w< Petitionyews, Awdewmen, :3 a OwO Hewawd, +:3 a xDD Beadwe, :3 a uWu Shewiff, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, xDD Pwentices, Falconers, +ÚwÚ Guawds, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, &c. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of uWu twumpets; then ;;w;; hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY +>_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< SAWISBUWY, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, uWu on OwO the ^-^ onye ÚwÚ side; +OwO the QUEEN, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, uWu on OwO the uWu othew + +SUFFOLK. UwU As uWu by >_> youw UwU high >w< impewiaw uWu Majesty +I xDD had in chawge at my xDD depawt uWu fow UwU Fwance, +UwU As pwocuwatow ^-^ to >_> youw Excewwence, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Pwincess >_< Mawgawet uWu fow >_> youw >w< Gwace; +UwU So, in OwO the :3 famous ÚwÚ ancient :33 city xDD Touws, +UwU In :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Sicil, +The :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Calaber, uWu Bwetagnye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Awencon, +^w^ Seven >_< eawws, twewve >_> bawons, ÚwÚ and twenty OwO wevewend bishops, +I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd my xDD task, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was :33 espous'd; +And humbly :3 nyow x3 upon my uWu bended xDD knyee, +UwU In OwO sight >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowdwy peers, +^w^ Dewivew OwO up my title in OwO the Queen +ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious x3 hands, UwU that awe OwO the xDD substance +x3 Of UwU that gweat ;;w;; shadow I >_> did wepwesent: +The :33 happiest >_> gift UwU that >w< evew uWu mawquis uWu gave, +The ÚwÚ faiwest queen UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; king ;;w;; weceiv'd. +KING HENRY. Suffowk, arise. Wewcome, Queen Mawgawet: +I can express nyo kinder >w< sign >_> of love +>w< Than :3 this >w< kind ;;w;; kiss. :3 O :3 Wowd, UwU that ÚwÚ wends me xDD wife, +;;w;; Wend me :3 a OwO heawt replete with ^w^ thankfuwnyess! +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me in :3 this uWu beauteous ;;w;; face +OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of earthly blessings ^-^ to my >_> souw, +>w< If ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of love ^-^ unyite ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. +x3 QUEEN. Great UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and my >_< gwacious lord, +The OwO mutuaw >w< confewence UwU that my :33 mind ;;w;; hath ^-^ had, +By day, uWu by night, ^.^ waking ÚwÚ and in my dreams, +UwU In >_> couwtwy >_> company ^w^ ow at my x3 beads, +x3 With you, >_< minye alder-liefest suvweign, +:3 Makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to salute my ;;w;; king +x3 With ÚwÚ wudew terms, such as my ÚwÚ wit affowds +And :3 uvw-joy >_> of OwO heawt doth minister. +KING HENRY. Her OwO sight >_> did :33 wavish, uWu but xDD hew OwO gwace in speech, +Her uWu wowds >_< y-cwad with ;;w;; wisdom's ^-^ majesty, +:3 Makes me ^-^ fwom >_> wond'wing ^-^ faww ^-^ to weeping ;;w;; joys, +Such :3 is OwO the UwU fuwnyess >_> of my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. +>w< Wowds, with ^-^ onye cheerful >w< voice ^-^ wewcome my wuv. +ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] Wong live Queen Margaret, England's happiness! +x3 QUEEN. We :3 thank you all. [Fwouwish] +SUFFOLK. UwU My Wowd Protector, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, +;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD awticwes >_> of :3 contwacted xDD peace +>w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King Charles, +>_< Fow >_> eighteen ^.^ months concwuded uWu by consent. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis: ^w^ It :3 is uWu agweed :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King +Charles ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, Mawquess >_> of Suffowk, ambassador +uWu fow ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU that OwO the ^w^ said ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww :3 espouse OwO the +OwO Wady Margaret, daughter x3 unto Weignyiew UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, ÚwÚ Siciwia, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, ÚwÚ and :3 cwown xDD hew Queen >_> of ^.^ Engwand ewe OwO the ^.^ thiwtieth +>_> of May next UwU ensuing. +>_> Item: :33 That OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu county >_> of UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be +OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew >_< fathew'- +x3 [Wets OwO the paper x3 faww] +KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, how nyow! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Pawdon uWu me, >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; +uWu Some ^w^ sudden quawm ;;w;; hath struck me at OwO the xDD heawt, +And dimm'd >_< minye >_> eyes, UwU that I can ;;w;; wead nyo >_< fuwthew. +KING HENRY. Uncle >_> of >w< Winchestew, I pray ;;w;; wead x3 on. +CARDINAL. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Item: ^w^ It :3 is further uWu agweed :3 between them UwU that OwO the +;;w;; duchies >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed xDD uvw +^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 sent xDD uvw >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of +England's >_> own pwopew uWu cost ÚwÚ and xDD chawges, ^-^ without having ^-^ any OwO dowwy.' +KING HENRY. ^.^ They >w< pwease OwO us :33 weww. Wowd Mawquess, knyeew down. +We here UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, +And girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ^w^ swowd. Cousin >_> of Yowk, +We here >w< dischawge >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom being x3 Wegent +uWu I' th' pawts >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww term >_> of >_> eighteen ^.^ months +Be :33 fuww expir'd. ÚwÚ Thanks, uncwe >w< Winchestew, +^-^ Gwoucestew, Yowk, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< Somewset, +>w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick; +We :3 thank you >w< aww uWu fow :3 this gweat :3 favouw x3 donye +UwU In >_> entewtainment ^-^ to my >_< pwincewy >w< queen. +^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed :3 pwovide +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 cowonyation >w< be pewfowm'd. +>_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwave x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, xDD piwwaws >_> of OwO the state, +ÚwÚ To you UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >w< must ^w^ unwoad his >w< gwief +Your gwief, OwO the ^w^ common >w< gwief >_> of >w< aww OwO the land. +>_< What! >_> did my bwothew ^-^ Henwy uWu spend his youth, +His valour, >w< coin, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peopwe, in OwO the waws? +OwO Did ^.^ he OwO so >_< often lodge in open field, +UwU In wintew's x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ summew's parching ÚwÚ heat, +ÚwÚ To OwO conquew UwU Fwance, his OwO twue inhewitance? +And >_> did my bwothew Bedford >_< toiw his xDD wits +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep uWu by powicy what ^-^ Henwy >_< got? +>_< Have you yourselves, >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, +xDD Bwave Yowk, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and victorious UwU Wawwick, +:3 Weceiv'd ^-^ deep ;;w;; scaws in Fwance ÚwÚ and Nyowmandy? +Ow ;;w;; hath >_< minye uncwe x3 Beaufowt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; Counciw >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, +>_< Studied OwO so long, xDD sat in OwO the ;;w;; Counciw House +Eawwy ÚwÚ and :3 wate, >_> debating ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro +OwO How Fwance ÚwÚ and Frenchmen UwU might >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 awe? +And xDD had his Highness in his ^-^ infancy +:33 Cwownyed in Pawis, in UwU despite >_> of >_> foes? +And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 wabouws ÚwÚ and ^.^ these honours ^.^ die? +:33 Shaww Henry's :33 conquest, ÚwÚ Bedfowd's vigiwance, +Your deeds >_> of war, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw counsew ^.^ die? +:3 O x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, shameful :3 is :3 this league! +Fatal :3 this mawwiage, cancewwing >_> youw ;;w;; fame, +Blotting >_> youw >_< nyames ^-^ fwom :33 books >_> of memory, +:33 Wazing OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of >_> youw renown, +^-^ Defacing monyuments >_> of conquer'd UwU Fwance, +xDD Undoing aww, as >w< aww xDD had never ^w^ been! +CARDINAL. Nephew, what :3 means :3 this passionate discouwse, +:3 This >_< pewowation with such circumstance? +>_< Fow UwU Fwance, 'tis ouws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uncwe, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu can; +But :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ we shouwd. +Suffowk, OwO the nyew-made >_> duke UwU that ^.^ wuwes OwO the :3 woast, +;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye +^.^ Unto OwO the UwU poow UwU King Reignier, uWu whose uWu wawge ^w^ stywe +Agrees ^.^ nyot with OwO the weannyess >_> of his puwse. +SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by OwO the death >_> of :3 Him UwU that ;;w;; died uWu fow aww, +^.^ These OwO counties ;;w;; wewe OwO the keys >_> of ^-^ Nyowmandy! +But xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ weeps UwU Wawwick, my ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son? +:3 WAWWICK. >_< Fow >w< gwief UwU that uWu they awe ÚwÚ past wecuvwy; +>_< Fow ;;w;; wewe there >w< hope ^-^ to OwO conquew them UwU again +UwU My >_< swowd shouwd shed ^.^ hot blood, >_< minye eyes nyo uWu teaws. +Anjou ÚwÚ and Maine! ^-^ mysewf >_> did ^.^ win them ^-^ both; +Those provinces ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye >_> did conquer; +And awe OwO the ^.^ cities UwU that I ^w^ got with wounds +;;w;; Dewivew'd OwO up UwU again with ^w^ peacefuw wowds? +xDD Mowt >w< Dieu! +^.^ YOWK. >_< Fow Suffowk's duke, ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< be x3 suffocate, +:33 That ^-^ dims OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike >_> iswe! +Fwance shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ town ÚwÚ and rent my vewy OwO heawt +Before I would ^.^ have >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 this league. +I never ;;w;; wead uWu but England's kings ^.^ have xDD had +Large ÚwÚ sums >_> of gold ÚwÚ and dowwies with theiw wives; +And ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives away his >_> own +ÚwÚ To ^-^ match with xDD hew UwU that brings nyo :33 vantages. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A pwopew >w< jest, ÚwÚ and never heard OwO befowe, +:33 That >_> Suffowk shouwd >_> demand :3 a xDD whowe xDD fifteenth +>_< Fow x3 costs ÚwÚ and chawges in transporting her! +She shouwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >w< stawv'd in UwU Fwance, +Before- +CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 nyow ye gwow xDD too xDD hot: +^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my lord OwO the King. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I xDD knyow >_> youw mind; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >_< speeches UwU that you ^-^ do mislike, +But 'tis my :3 pwesence UwU that doth twoubwe ^.^ ye. +Rancour uWu wiww out: >_> pwoud prelate, in >w< thy ;;w;; face +I UwU see >w< thy fury; ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew stay +We uWu shaww begin ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient bickewings. +Lordings, faweweww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, when I x3 am gone, +I UwU pwophesied Fwance uWu wiww >w< be lost ewe UwU wong. Exit +CARDINAL. UwU So, there :33 goes ^-^ ouw Protector in :3 a xDD wage. +^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown ^-^ to you ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye enemy; +;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO an enemy x3 unto you aww, +And nyo gweat OwO fwiend, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the King. +^w^ Considew, x3 wowds, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next >_> of UwU bwood +And ÚwÚ heiw apparent ^-^ to OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. +Had ^-^ Henwy ^w^ got OwO an ^.^ empiwe uWu by his mawwiage +And >w< aww OwO the >w< weawthy xDD kingdoms >_> of OwO the UwU west, +There's reason ^.^ he shouwd >w< be displeas'd at it. +Wook ^-^ to it, lords; let ^.^ nyot his >_> smoothing uWu wowds +ÚwÚ Bewitch >_> youw ^.^ heawts; >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and circumspect. +What >w< though OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe :3 favouw ^w^ him, +^-^ Cawwing him ;;w;; 'Humphwey, OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of Gwoucestew,' +>w< Cwapping theiw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and cwying with loud >w< voice +>_< 'Jesu maintain >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 excewwence!' +x3 With 'God OwO pwesewve OwO the good UwU Duke >_< Humphwey!' +I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this :3 fwattewing gloss, +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found :3 a dangewous Protector. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he then :3 pwotect ^-^ ouw suvweign, +ÚwÚ He being >_> of :3 age ^-^ to :33 guvwn >_> of >w< himsewf? +Cousin >_> of >w< Somewset, >_> join you with uWu me, +And >w< aww togethew, with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, +>w< We'ww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ hoise UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^-^ fwom his uWu seat. +CARDINAL. :3 This ^-^ weighty ^-^ businyess uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwook >_< deway; +I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk >_> pwesentwy. Exit +SOMEWSET. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, >w< though ;;w;; Humphwey's uWu pwide +And greatness >_> of his place >w< be >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< us, +>_> Yet let OwO us watch OwO the :33 haughty cawdinyaw; +His insowence :3 is ^-^ mowe intolerable +>w< Than >w< aww OwO the princes in OwO the ^.^ wand >w< beside; +>w< If ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< be :33 dispwac'd, :3 he'ww >w< be Protector. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Ow :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, >w< Somewset, uWu wiww >w< be Protector, +Despite UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^w^ ow OwO the Cawdinyaw. +>_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET +SAWISBUWY. ^-^ Pwide went OwO befowe, ambition UwU fowwows >_> him. +OwO Whiwe ^.^ these ^-^ do >_< wabouw uWu fow theiw >_> own >_> pwefewment, +Behoves ^.^ it OwO us ^-^ to >_< wabouw uWu fow OwO the realm. +I never ^-^ saw uWu but :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +OwO Did bear him >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe gentleman. +Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen OwO the :33 haughty ^.^ Cawdinyaw- +Mowe >_< wike :3 a sowdiew than :3 a man o' th' church, +UwU As :33 stout ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe lord >_> of xDD aww- +OwO Sweaw >_< wike :3 a >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and >_> demean ^-^ himsewf +Unlike OwO the OwO wuwew >_> of :3 a :33 commonweaw. +Warwick my UwU son, OwO the comfort >_> of my ^-^ age, +x3 Thy >_< deeds, >w< thy plainness, ÚwÚ and >w< thy housekeeping, +;;w;; Hath xDD won OwO the :3 gweatest :3 favouw >_> of OwO the commons, +>_> Excepting UwU nyonye uWu but good UwU Duke Humphwey. +And, bwothew Yowk, >w< thy acts in UwU Iwewand, +UwU In ÚwÚ bwinging them ^-^ to civil discipwinye, +x3 Thy ^.^ wate exploits x3 donye in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Fwance +When :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 Wegent uWu fow ^-^ ouw suvweign, +>_< Have :3 made ÚwÚ thee >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and UwU honyouw'd >_> of OwO the peopwe: +Join ^-^ we >_> togethew uWu fow OwO the uWu pubwic uWu good, +UwU In what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^-^ to bridle ÚwÚ and suppwess +The uWu pwide >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, +x3 With Somerset's ÚwÚ and Buckingham's ambition; +And, as ^-^ we >w< may, cherish UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's deeds +OwO Whiwe uWu they ^-^ do tend OwO the >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the land. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU Wawwick, as ^.^ he loves OwO the ^.^ wand +And ^w^ common >w< pwofit >_> of his country! +^.^ YOWK. And OwO so :33 says Yowk- ^-^ [Aside] uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 gweatest ^.^ cause. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Then wet's ^-^ make haste away ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto OwO the ^w^ main. +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Unto OwO the uWu main! :3 O fathew, UwU Mainye :3 is lost- +:33 That UwU Mainye ;;w;; which uWu by x3 main x3 fowce Warwick >_> did ÚwÚ win, +And would ^.^ have ^-^ kept OwO so wong as >_> bweath >_> did :33 wast. +>_< Main uWu chance, fathew, you meant; uWu but I meant ^.^ Mainye, +^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^.^ win ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow ewse >w< be slain. +>_< Exeunt uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY +^.^ YOWK. Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye awe >w< given ^-^ to OwO the French; +Paris :3 is UwU wost; OwO the OwO state >_> of >_> Nyowmandy +;;w;; Stands uWu on :3 a :33 tickwe point :3 nyow uWu they awe gone. +>_> Suffowk concwuded uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; +The x3 peews ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww pleas'd +ÚwÚ To x3 changes two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow :3 a >_> duke's fair daughter. +I cannyot blame them ÚwÚ aww: what :3 is't ^-^ to >w< them? +^.^ 'Tis UwU thinye uWu they ^w^ give ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw >w< own. +Pirates ^-^ may ^-^ make UwU cheap :33 pennywowths >_> of theiw piwwage, +And ^-^ puwchase fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^-^ to ^-^ couwtezans, +OwO Stiww x3 wevewwing >_< wike uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww >w< be gone; +OwO Whiwe as OwO the ÚwÚ siwwy xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the goods +^w^ Weeps xDD uvw them ÚwÚ and wrings his hapwess ^.^ hands +And xDD shakes his head ÚwÚ and :3 twembwing ^-^ stands ÚwÚ awoof, +OwO Whiwe >w< aww :3 is shaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ^w^ away, +ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to stawve ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch his >w< own. +^w^ So uWu Yowk >w< must ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and bite his tongue, +OwO Whiwe his >_> own x3 wands awe bargain'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. +x3 Methinks OwO the weawms >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, +Beaw UwU that x3 pwopowtion ^-^ to my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood +UwU As >_> did OwO the :33 fataw :3 bwand ^-^ Awthaea buwnt +^.^ Unto OwO the >w< pwince's OwO heawt >_> of Calydon. +Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu both >w< given x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Fwench! +Cold UwU nyews uWu fow uWu me, uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of UwU Fwance, +>_< Even as I ^.^ have >_> of :33 fewtiwe England's >_> soiw. +OwO A :3 day uWu wiww come when uWu Yowk uWu shaww OwO cwaim his own; +And OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the Nyeviws' :33 pawts, +And ^-^ make :3 a show >_> of love ^-^ to >_> pwoud UwU Duke Humphwey, +And when I UwU spy >w< advantage, OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, +>_< Fow that's OwO the gowden mark I >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. +Nyow uWu shaww >_> pwoud :3 Wancastew usurp my >_< wight, +Nyow howd OwO the OwO sceptwe in his ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ fist, +Nyow wear OwO the diadem x3 upon his uWu head, +uWu Whose ^.^ chuwch-wike uWu humouws ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^w^ cwown. +>_> Then, Yowk, >w< be still uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ tiww UwU time ^-^ do ^-^ sewve; +>w< Watch :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< wake, when ÚwÚ othews >w< be asweep, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwy OwO into OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the x3 state; +;;w;; Tiww Henry, surfeiting in >_< joys >_> of love +x3 With his OwO nyew ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and England's ^.^ deaw-bought queen, +And :33 Humphwey with OwO the x3 peews >w< be OwO faww'n at :33 jaws; +;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise ^-^ awoft OwO the >w< miwk-white :3 wose, +x3 With uWu whose ^w^ sweet smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu shaww >w< be xDD pewfum'd, +And in my standawd bear OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of Yowk, +ÚwÚ To >_< gwappwe with OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +And x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce I'll ^-^ make him ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU cwown, +uWu Whose xDD bookish UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath uWu puww'd fair ^.^ Engwand down. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S house + +x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ELEANOR + +UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why droops my lord, >_< wike xDD uvw-wipen'd >w< cown +:3 Hanging OwO the head at Cewes' ^-^ pwenteous load? +UwU Why doth OwO the gweat UwU Duke :33 Humphwey xDD knyit his ^-^ bwows, +UwU As uWu fwownying at OwO the favouws >_> of OwO the world? +UwU Why awe UwU thinye eyes xDD fix'd ^-^ to OwO the sullen :3 eawth, +^.^ Gazing uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ^-^ to dim >w< thy >w< sight? +What see'st :3 thou thewe? UwU King Henry's diadem, +uWu Enchas'd with >w< aww OwO the honours >_> of OwO the world? +>w< If so, xDD gaze OwO on, ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face +^.^ Untiw >w< thy head >w< be UwU ciwcwed with OwO the OwO same. +x3 Put :3 fowth >w< thy ;;w;; hand, weach at OwO the ^w^ gwowious >w< gowd. +>_> What, :3 is't xDD too short? I'll ^.^ wengthen ^.^ it with mine; +And having uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ heav'd ^.^ it uWu up, +>w< We'ww uWu both >_> togethew wift ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to UwU heaven, +And never ^-^ mowe uWu abase ^-^ ouw OwO sight OwO so low +UwU As ^-^ to OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye OwO gwance x3 unto OwO the ground. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 O OwO Nyeww, ^w^ sweet OwO Nyeww, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost love >w< thy lord, +Banish OwO the cankew >_> of ambitious :3 thoughts! +And ^-^ may UwU that thought, when I ÚwÚ imaginye i-iww +uWu Against my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and nephew, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, +Be my last breathing in :3 this x3 mowtaw world! +UwU My *hugs tightly* twoubwous >_> dweams :3 this night doth ^-^ make me :33 sad. +UwU DUCHESS. What :33 dweam'd my UwU wowd? >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it +x3 With ^w^ sweet >_> weheawsaw >_> of my ^-^ mownying's ^-^ dweam. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Methought :3 this staff, >_< minye office-badge in couwt, +>_> Was x3 bwoke in twain; uWu by xDD whom I ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, +But, as I xDD think, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by th' >_> Cawdinyaw; +And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pieces >_> of OwO the ^w^ bwoken ^.^ wand +Were ^.^ pwac'd OwO the :3 heads >_> of Edmund UwU Duke >_> of Somerset +And ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. +:3 This ÚwÚ was my ^-^ dweam; what ^.^ it doth uWu bode :3 God knows. +UwU DUCHESS. UwU Tut, :3 this ÚwÚ was nyothing uWu but OwO an awgument +:33 That ^.^ he UwU that bweaks :3 a ÚwÚ stick >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's :3 gwuv +:33 Shaww wose his head uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. +But list ^-^ to uWu me, my Humphwey, my ^w^ sweet >_< Duke: +uWu Methought I xDD sat in x3 seat >_> of majesty +UwU In OwO the cathedral church >_> of Westminstew, +And in UwU that chair xDD whewe kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens ;;w;; wewe crown'd; +:3 Whewe ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Dame >_< Mawgawet uWu knyeew'd ^-^ to uWu me, +And uWu on my head >_> did xDD set OwO the diadem. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, Eweanyow, then >w< must I ^w^ chide >_< outwight. +^-^ Pwesumptuous ^.^ dame, :33 iww-nyuwtuw'd Eleanor! +Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu second ^-^ woman in OwO the >_> weawm, +And OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, bewov'd >_> of OwO him? +xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 wowwdwy ^w^ pweasuwe at xDD command +OwO Abuv OwO the weach ^w^ ow ^w^ compass >_> of >w< thy thought? +And xDD wiwt :3 thou still >w< be >_> hammewing ^.^ tweachewy +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD husband ÚwÚ and thyself +From :3 top >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to disgwace's >_< feet? +:3 Away ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me hear nyo ;;w;; mowe! +UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, what, my wowd! uWu Awe you OwO so ^w^ chowewic +x3 With Eleanor uWu fow x3 tewwing uWu but xDD hew uWu dweam? +>_< Nyext UwU time I'll ^-^ keep my >_> dweams x3 unto ^-^ mysewf +And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< check'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot angry; I x3 am pleas'd again. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd Protector, 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe +You ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ride x3 unto x3 Saint UwU Awbans, +:3 Whewe as OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ hawk. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, OwO Nyeww, :3 thou xDD wiwt ride with >_> us? +UwU DUCHESS. x3 Yes, my good lord, I'll follow >_> pwesentwy. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW +Follow I must; I cannyot >w< go OwO befowe, +OwO Whiwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew uWu beaws :3 this base ÚwÚ and humbwe mind. +Were I :3 a man, :3 a duke, ÚwÚ and next >_> of blood, +I would wemuv ^.^ these >w< tedious ÚwÚ stumbwing-bwocks +And ÚwÚ smooth my uWu way x3 upon theiw headwess necks; +And, being :3 a woman, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be swack +ÚwÚ To xDD pway my part in Fowtunye's pageant. +:3 Whewe awe you there, Sir xDD John? ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, +We awe alone; >w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu but ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :3 I. + +x3 Entew OwO HUME + +>w< HUME. ÚwÚ Jesus OwO pwesewve >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< Majesty! +UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou? >w< Majesty! I x3 am uWu but ^-^ Gwace. +>w< HUME. But, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hume's >_< advice, +Your Gwace's title uWu shaww >w< be >_> muwtipwied. +UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou, man? xDD Hast :3 thou as ÚwÚ yet conferr'd +x3 With Margery Jourdain, OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying :3 witch >_> of x3 Eie, +x3 With Wogew Bolingbroke, OwO the conjurer? +And uWu wiww uWu they >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ do me :3 good? +>w< HUME. :3 This uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ pwomised, ^-^ to show >_> youw Highness +OwO A spirit rais'd ^-^ fwom UwU depth >_> of :3 undewgwound +:33 That uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such UwU questions +UwU As uWu by >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww >w< be >w< pwopounded him +UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ It :3 is enyough; I'll ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the questions; +When ^-^ fwom x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make xDD wetuwn +>w< We'ww UwU see ^.^ these >w< things OwO effected ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww. +Here, ^w^ Hume, UwU take :3 this wewawd; ^-^ make uWu mewwy, man, +x3 With >w< thy confedewates in :3 this ^-^ weighty ^.^ cause. Exit +>w< HUME. ÚwÚ Hume >w< must ^-^ make >_> mewwy with OwO the Duchess' ;;w;; gowd; +x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. But, how nyow, Sir uWu John OwO Hume! +>_> Seaw OwO up >_> youw lips ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo uWu wowds uWu but UwU mum: +The ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. +Dame Eleanor gives gold ^-^ to bwing OwO the ^w^ witch: +UwU Gowd cannyot come ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she :3 a ^w^ deviw. +>_> Yet ^.^ have I gold flies ^-^ fwom another ^.^ coast- +I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ fwom OwO the rich :3 Cawdinyaw, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat ÚwÚ and nyew-made UwU Duke >_> of Suffolk; +>_> Yet I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >w< so; for, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, +:3 They, ÚwÚ knyowing Dame Eweanyow's :3 aspiwing humouw, +>_< Have hired me ^-^ to undermine OwO the uWu Duchess, +And ;;w;; buzz ^.^ these x3 conjuwations in xDD hew x3 bwain. +^.^ They uWu say 'A crafty ^.^ knyave OwO does :3 nyeed nyo ;;w;; bwokew'; +>_> Yet x3 am I >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cardinal's bwokew. +^w^ Hume, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot :3 heed, you uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw +ÚwÚ To caww them uWu both :3 a paiw >_> of crafty knyaves. +Weww, OwO so :3 its ^.^ stands; ÚwÚ and thus, I feaw, at last +^w^ Hume's ;;w;; knyavewy uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Duchess' UwU wweck, +And xDD hew attainture uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; Humphwey's ^-^ faww +Sort how ^.^ it wiww, I uWu shaww ^.^ have gold uWu fow all. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< PETITIONyEWS, x3 PETEW, OwO the Armourer's man, being ^-^ onye + +OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. UwU My masters, wet's ^.^ stand ^-^ cwose; my Wowd Protector +uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ^-^ may x3 dewivew ^-^ ouw +suppwications in OwO the uWu quiww. +x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. x3 Mawwy, OwO the Wowd :3 pwotect ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's :3 a good +man, Jesu bless :3 him! + +x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN + +OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a uWu comes, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and OwO the Queen with >_> him. +I'll >w< be OwO the :33 fiwst, sure. +x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. Come ^w^ back, OwO foow; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and +^.^ nyot my Wowd Protector. +SUFFOLK. OwO How nyow, ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst ^w^ anything with x3 me? +OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. I pray, my lord, pawdon me; I took ye uWu fow my Wowd +Protector. +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To my Wowd :3 Pwotectow!' uWu Awe >_> youw suppwications ^-^ to +his :33 wowdship? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ them. What :3 is thine? +OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. Minye ;;w;; is, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, x3 against uWu John +Goodman, my Wowd Cardinal's man, uWu fow UwU keeping my house ÚwÚ and UwU wands, +ÚwÚ and UwU wife ÚwÚ and aww, ^-^ fwom >_> me. +SUFFOLK. x3 Thy UwU wife OwO too! ^.^ That's >w< some :33 wwong :3 indeed. What's yours? +What's :3 hewe! ^-^ [Weads] 'Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, uWu fow >_< encwosing +OwO the x3 commons >_> of >_< Mewfowd.' OwO How nyow, x3 siw knave! +x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu but :3 a UwU poow >_< petitionyew >_> of ^-^ ouw +xDD whowe :3 township. +PETER. UwU [Pwesenting his UwU petition] uWu Against my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ Thomas Horner, +uWu fow ^.^ saying UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. +x3 QUEEN. What xDD say'st thou? OwO Did OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw +ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the crown? +PETER. :33 That my ^w^ mastew was? No, forsooth. UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ said UwU that ^.^ he +OwO was, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. +SUFFOLK. OwO Who :3 is thewe? ÚwÚ [Entew sewvant] ;;w;; Take :3 this :3 fewwow ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and +^-^ send uWu fow his ^w^ mastew with :3 a :3 puwsuivant >_> pwesentwy. >w< We'ww hear ^-^ mowe +>_> of >_> youw matter before OwO the King. +Exit ^-^ sewvant with >w< PETEW +x3 QUEEN. And as uWu fow you, UwU that love ^-^ to >w< be protected +^.^ Undew OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Pwotectow's >w< gwace, +xDD Begin >_> youw ÚwÚ suits anew, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to >_> him. +:33 [Teaws OwO the supplications] +Away, base cuwwions! Suffowk, let them ^.^ go. +ALL. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt +x3 QUEEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 this OwO the x3 guise, +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^-^ fashions in OwO the couwt >_> of Engwand? +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the government >_> of uWu Bwitain's ÚwÚ iswe, +And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of Albion's king? +>_> What, uWu shaww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be :3 a pupiw stiww, +^.^ Undew OwO the suwwy :33 Gwoucestew's governance? +OwO Am I :3 a queen in title ÚwÚ and in x3 stywe, +And >w< must >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a uWu duke? +I tell ^.^ thee, :3 Powe, when in OwO the :33 city UwU Touws +Thou ran'st :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt in uWu honyouw >_> of my love +And :3 stow'st away OwO the ladies' hearts >_> of UwU Fwance, +I ^w^ thought UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had resembled ÚwÚ thee +UwU In :3 couwage, courtship, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; +But >w< aww his :33 mind :3 is bent ^-^ to ;;w;; howinyess, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ nyumbew ^w^ Ave-Mawies uWu on his :3 beads; +His ^.^ champions awe OwO the prophets ÚwÚ and xDD apostwes; +His x3 weapons, holy >w< saws >_> of xDD sacwed wwit; +His study :3 is his ÚwÚ tiwt-yawd, ÚwÚ and his loves +uWu Awe brazen >_< images >_> of canonized saints. +I would OwO the cowwege >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaws +Wouwd OwO choose him Pope, ÚwÚ and carry him ^-^ to Wome, +And xDD set OwO the twipwe :3 cwown x3 upon his ÚwÚ head; +:33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO state x3 fit uWu fow his ^w^ howinyess. +SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. UwU As I ÚwÚ was cause +Your Highness came ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO so uWu wiww I +UwU In ^.^ Engwand wowk >_> youw Gwace's :33 fuww ÚwÚ content. +x3 QUEEN. Beside OwO the :33 haughty Protector, ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 Beaufowt +The imperious ÚwÚ chuwchman; >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, +And :33 gwumbwing Yowk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these +But can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the King. +SUFFOLK. And ^.^ he >_> of ^.^ these UwU that can ^-^ do UwU most >_> of >w< aww +Cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the ^-^ Nyeviws; +;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick awe nyo ÚwÚ simpwe peers. +x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyot >w< aww ^.^ these uWu wowds ^-^ do uWu vex me half OwO so >w< much +UwU As UwU that >_> pwoud ^.^ dame, OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's wife. +She sweeps ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the couwt with twoops >_> of uWu wadies, +Mowe >_< wike OwO an empwess than UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's wife. +Strangers in couwt ^-^ do UwU take xDD hew uWu fow OwO the Queen. +She uWu beaws :3 a >_> duke's revenues uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, +And in xDD hew OwO heawt ^.^ she scorns ^-^ ouw ^-^ puvwty; +:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be aveng'd uWu on uWu hew? +OwO Contemptuous base-bown ÚwÚ cawwet as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +She OwO vaunted 'mongst xDD hew minions x3 t' uWu othew :3 day +The vewy x3 twain >_> of xDD hew wowst wearing UwU gown +>_> Was better wowth than >w< aww my >_< fathew's UwU wands, +;;w;; Tiww >_> Suffowk >_> gave two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow his daughter. +SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have :3 wim'd :3 a :3 bush uWu fow UwU hew, +And ^.^ pwac'd :3 a quire >_> of such >_< enticing :33 biwds +:33 That ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ wight ^-^ to listen ^-^ to OwO the lays, +And never x3 mount ^-^ to twoubwe you again. +UwU So, let xDD hew ^-^ west. And, UwU madam, list ^-^ to uWu me, +>_< Fow I x3 am bowd ^-^ to counsew you in :33 this: +UwU Awthough ^-^ we fancy ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, +>_> Yet >w< must ^-^ we >_> join with him ÚwÚ and with OwO the x3 wowds, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Duke :33 Humphwey in x3 disgwace. +UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, :3 this ^.^ wate complaint +uWu Wiww ^-^ make uWu but wittwe uWu fow his benefit. +^w^ So ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^w^ we'ww weed them >w< aww at ^w^ wast, +And you yourself uWu shaww >_< steew OwO the x3 happy helm. + +Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE HUMPHREY, +ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BUCKINGHAM, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< SAWISBUWY, +>w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +KING HENRY. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ which: +Ow Somerset ^w^ ow Yowk, all's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. +^.^ YOWK. >w< If uWu Yowk ^.^ have i-iww >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf in UwU Fwance, +;;w;; Then let him >w< be denyay'd OwO the UwU wegentship. +SOMEWSET. >w< If Somerset >w< be unworthy >_> of OwO the place, +>_> Wet uWu Yowk >w< be :3 Wegent; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whethew >_> youw OwO Gwace >w< be x3 wowthy, OwO yea ^w^ ow no, +Dispute ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu Yowk :3 is OwO the :33 wowthiew. +CARDINAL. ^w^ Ambitious UwU Wawwick, let >w< thy x3 bettews speak. +:3 WAWWICK. The Cardinal's ^.^ nyot my better in OwO the fiewd. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww in :3 this :3 pwesence awe >w< thy betters, Warwick. +:3 WAWWICK. Warwick ^-^ may live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 best >_> of all. +SAWISBUWY. Peace, >_< son! And show >w< some reason, ^w^ Buckingham, +UwU Why Somerset shouwd >w< be ^w^ pwefeww'd in ÚwÚ this. +x3 QUEEN. xDD Because OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 fowsooth, uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ owd enough ^-^ himsewf +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give his x3 censuwe. ^.^ These awe nyo women's ^-^ mattews. +x3 QUEEN. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ owd enyough, what ^.^ nyeeds >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To >w< be Protector >_> of his xDD Excewwence? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; +And at his ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww resign my :3 pwace. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Wesign ^.^ it then, ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye UwU insowence. +x3 Since :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< king- as ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; king uWu but :3 thou?- +The commonweawth ;;w;; hath ;;w;; daiwy run ^-^ to wwack, +The x3 Dauphin ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu beyond OwO the seas, +And >w< aww OwO the x3 peews ÚwÚ and nobles >_> of OwO the >_< weawm +>_< Have >_< been as ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to >w< thy >_> suvweignty. +CARDINAL. The x3 commons x3 hast :3 thou rack'd; OwO the cwewgy's :33 bags +uWu Awe :3 wank ÚwÚ and lean with >w< thy >w< extowtions. +SOMEWSET. x3 Thy sumptuous >_< buiwdings ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 wife's >_< attiwe +>_< Have uWu cost :3 a mass >_> of uWu pubwic OwO tweasuwy. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Thy cruelty in >_> execution +:3 Upon offendews ;;w;; hath ^w^ exceeded waw, +And weft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the waw. +x3 QUEEN. x3 Thy >w< sawe >_> of ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and OwO towns in UwU Fwance, +>w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; knyown, as OwO the :3 suspect :3 is >_> gweat, +Wouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> quickwy :33 hop ^-^ without >w< thy head. +Exit OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD hew fan +>w< Give me my uWu fan. >_> What, minion, can ye not? +[She gives OwO the x3 DUCHESS :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the ^-^ eaw] +I x3 cwy >_> youw >w< mewcy, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? +UwU DUCHESS. xDD Was't x3 I? xDD Yea, I ^.^ it OwO was, >_> pwoud Frenchwoman. +Could I come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw x3 beauty with my :3 nyaiws, +I :33 couwd xDD set my >w< ten ÚwÚ commandments in >_> youw face. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet aunt, >w< be UwU quiet; 'twas x3 against xDD hew uWu wiww. +UwU DUCHESS. uWu Against xDD hew wiww, good ^.^ King? Wook ^-^ to 't in time; +>w< She'ww >w< hampew ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_< dandwe ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; baby. +^-^ Though in :3 this place UwU most ^w^ mastew wear nyo breeches, +She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot strike Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ unweveng'd. Exit +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I uWu wiww follow Eweanyow, +And listen aftew Humphwey, how ^.^ he UwU pwoceeds. +x3 She's ;;w;; tickwed UwU nyow; xDD hew fume ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^-^ spuws, +>w< She'ww ^w^ gawwop :3 faw enough ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ destwuction. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, x3 wowds, my choler being :33 uvwbwown +x3 With walking UwU once about OwO the >_> quadwangwe, +I come ^-^ to talk >_> of commonweawth UwU affaiws. +UwU As uWu fow >_> youw spitefuw false >_< objections, +uWu Pwuv ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I lie open ^-^ to OwO the waw; +But :3 God in UwU mewcy OwO so ^-^ deaw with my ^w^ souw +UwU As I in >_> duty love my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and country! +But ^-^ to OwO the matter UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand: +I ÚwÚ say, my suvweign, uWu Yowk :3 is meetest man +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw x3 Wegent in OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. +SUFFOLK. Before ^-^ we ^-^ make election, ^w^ give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To show >w< some reason, >_> of nyo wittwe force, +:33 That uWu Yowk :3 is UwU most :3 unmeet >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. +^.^ YOWK. I'll tell ^.^ thee, Suffowk, x3 why I x3 am ÚwÚ unmeet: +First, uWu fow I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ thee in pwide; +OwO Nyext, ^-^ if I >w< be appointed uWu fow OwO the place, +UwU My Wowd >_> of Somerset uWu wiww ^-^ keep me here +Without discharge, >_> monyey, ^w^ ow :33 fuwnyituwe, +;;w;; Tiww Fwance >w< be xDD won OwO into OwO the UwU Dauphin's hands. +^w^ Wast UwU time I danc'd uWu attendance uWu on his uWu wiww +;;w;; Tiww Paris ÚwÚ was >w< besieg'd, :33 famish'd, ÚwÚ and xDD wost. +:3 WAWWICK. :33 That can I UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU fouwew >_< fact +OwO Did never >_> twaitow in OwO the ^.^ wand ^w^ commit. +SUFFOLK. Peace, headstwong Warwick! +:3 WAWWICK. xDD Image >_> of :33 pwide, x3 why shouwd I howd my peace? + +x3 Entew :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his man x3 PETEW, >_> guawded + +SUFFOLK. xDD Because here :3 is :3 a man ^w^ accus'd >_> of treason: +;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; excuse himsewf! +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any ^-^ onye :3 accuse uWu Yowk uWu fow :3 a >_< twaitow? +KING HENRY. What mean'st thou, Suffowk? >_> Teww uWu me, what awe ^w^ these? +SUFFOLK. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 this :3 is OwO the man +:33 That doth :3 accuse his ^w^ mastew >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; +His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe :3 these: UwU that Richard UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk +>_> Was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the Engwish UwU cwown, +And UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. +KING HENRY. Say, man, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< thy wowds? +^-^ HOWNyEW. x3 An't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I never ^w^ said :3 nyow ^w^ thought +^-^ any such OwO mattew. :3 God :3 is my ;;w;; witnyess, I x3 am falsely ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the +:3 viwwain. +PETER. [Howding OwO up his ;;w;; hands] By ^.^ these >w< ten OwO bonyes, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did +speak them ^-^ to me in OwO the gawwet ^-^ onye night, as ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> scouwing my +Wowd >_> of xDD Yowk's OwO awmouw. +^.^ YOWK. xDD Base dunghill villain ÚwÚ and mechanical, +I'll ^.^ have >w< thy head uWu fow :3 this >w< thy x3 twaitow's xDD speech. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, +>_> Wet him ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the waw. +:3 HOWNyEW`. ^.^ Awas, my lord, >_> hang me ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ spake OwO the wowds. UwU My +ÚwÚ accusew :3 is my prentice; ÚwÚ and when I >_> did >_< cowwect him uWu fow his fauwt +OwO the uWu othew day, ^.^ he >_> did x3 vow x3 upon his knyees ^.^ he would >w< be x3 even with +>_> me. I ^.^ have good witness >_> of ^.^ this; OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech >_> youw +uWu Majesty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU cast away OwO an >w< honyest man uWu fow :3 a villain's +uWu accusation. +KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, what uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ to :3 this in ÚwÚ waw? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This doom, my lord, ^-^ if I ^-^ may x3 judge: +>_> Wet Somerset >w< be x3 Wegent o'ew OwO the x3 Fwench, +xDD Because in uWu Yowk :3 this >_> bweeds xDD suspicion; +And let ^.^ these ^.^ have :3 a :3 day appointed them +>_< Fow >w< singwe combat in UwU convenyient place, +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath witness >_> of his servant's malice. +:3 This :3 is OwO the waw, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >w< doom. +SOMEWSET. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw :33 woyaw Majesty. +^-^ HOWNyEW. And I accept OwO the combat :3 wiwwingwy. +PETER. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I cannyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ pity my case! +The ^-^ spite >_> of man UwU pwevaiweth x3 against >_> me. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon +uWu me, I uWu shaww never >w< be able ^-^ to fight :3 a bwow! :3 O :3 Wowd, my >_< heawt! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, ^w^ ow you >w< must fight ^w^ ow ewse >w< be >_> hang'd. +KING HENRY. :3 Away with them ^-^ to prison; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day >_> of combat uWu shaww +>w< be OwO the last >_> of OwO the next >w< month. +^w^ Come, >w< Somewset, ^w^ we'ww UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >_> away. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S garden + +x3 Entew OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, OwO the :33 witch; OwO the two :33 pwiests, OwO HUME ÚwÚ and :3 SOUTHWEWW; +ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE + +>w< HUME. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ mastews; OwO the uWu Duchess, I tell you, expects +pewfowmance >_> of >_> youw promises. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, ^-^ we awe OwO thewefowe pwovided; uWu wiww xDD hew +ladyship >w< behowd ÚwÚ and hear ^-^ ouw exowcisms? +>w< HUME. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^.^ couwage. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have heard xDD hew >_> wepowted ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO an +invincibwe spirit; uWu but ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be convenyient, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, UwU that +you >w< be uWu by xDD hew ^-^ awoft >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< be busy below; ÚwÚ and OwO so I pray you ÚwÚ go, +in God's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. xDD [Exit >w< HUME] Mother Jourdain, >w< be you +;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on OwO the eawth; uWu John :3 Southweww, ;;w;; wead OwO you; ÚwÚ and +let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. + +x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS ^-^ awoft, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by OwO HUME + +UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Weww said, my ^.^ mastews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome all. ÚwÚ To :3 this gear, OwO the +sooner OwO the ^w^ bettew. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Patience, good lady; ;;w;; wizawds xDD knyow theiw times: +^-^ Deep night, dark night, OwO the ;;w;; siwent >_> of OwO the night, +The UwU time >_> of night when ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on uWu fiwe; +The UwU time when screech-owls x3 cwy ÚwÚ and x3 ban-dogs howw, +And uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ghosts >_< bweak OwO up theiw gwaves- +:33 That UwU time :33 best ^-^ fits OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand. +^w^ Madam, ^-^ sit you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyot: xDD whom ^-^ we ÚwÚ waise +We uWu wiww ^-^ make fast within :3 a >_< hawwow'd ^-^ vewge. + +[Hewe uWu they ^-^ do OwO the :33 cewemonyies :33 bewonging, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ ciwcwe; +OwO BOWINGBWOKE ^w^ ow SOUTHWEWW ^w^ weads: 'Conjuwo x3 te,' &c. +^w^ It OwO thundews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wightens ^.^ tewwibwy; then OwO the OwO SPIWIT x3 wiseth] + +OwO SPIWIT. UwU Adsum. +OwO MAWGEWY JOUWDAIN. Asmath, +By OwO the eternal God, uWu whose name ÚwÚ and power +Thou xDD twembwest at, ÚwÚ answew UwU that I uWu shaww ask; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou speak :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +OwO SPIWIT. ^-^ Ask what :3 thou wiwt; UwU that I xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ and >w< donye. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ [Weads] 'First >_> of OwO the king: what uWu shaww >_> of him ÚwÚ become?' +OwO SPIWIT. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; +But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent :33 death. +OwO [As OwO the OwO SPIWIT ^.^ speaks, SOUTHWEWW ;;w;; wwites OwO the answer] +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What fates >w< await OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' +OwO SPIWIT. By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his OwO end. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What uWu shaww befall OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' +OwO SPIWIT. >_> Wet him :3 shun castles: +Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains +>w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted :3 stand. +>_< Have >_< donye, uWu fow ^-^ mowe I hardly can endure. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Descend ^-^ to :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the burning >w< wake; +UwU Fawse ÚwÚ fiend, OwO avoid! :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. Exit OwO SPIWIT + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF +>_> BUCKINGHAM with ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak in + +^.^ YOWK. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twash. +Bewdam, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^w^ watch'd you at OwO an inch. +>_> What, UwU madam, awe you thewe? The UwU King ÚwÚ and commonweaw +uWu Awe >_< deepwy >w< indebted uWu fow :3 this piece >_> of :33 pains; +UwU My Wowd Protector wiww, I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, +^w^ See you ;;w;; weww UwU guewdon'd uWu fow ^.^ these good uWu desewts. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot half OwO so OwO bad as UwU thinye ^-^ to England's ^-^ king, +:33 Injuwious Duke, UwU that threatest ^w^ whewe's nyo ^.^ cause. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, UwU nyonye at all. What can you uWu this? +:3 Away with them! let them >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO cwose, +And ^-^ kept asunder. :3 You, UwU madam, uWu shaww with ÚwÚ us. +uWu Staffowd, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to thee. +>w< We'ww UwU see >_> youw trinkets here >w< aww forthcoming. +Aww, >w< away! +^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ abuv, x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ HUME, ÚwÚ guawded; UwU bewow, +UwU WITCH, SOUTHWEWW ÚwÚ and ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, >_> guawded +^.^ YOWK. Wowd ^w^ Buckingham, >w< methinks you ^w^ watch'd xDD hew :33 weww. +OwO A pwetty pwot, ;;w;; weww :3 chosen ^-^ to build x3 upon! +Nyow, pray, my lord, wet's UwU see OwO the devil's wwit. +What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^-^ [Weads] +xDD 'The >_> duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; +But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent ÚwÚ death.' +ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ just +'Aio :33 te, xDD Aeacida, Womanyos xDD vincewe >_> posse.' +Weww, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ west: +'Tell me what >w< fate UwU awaits OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' +;;w;; 'By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his ;;w;; end.' +;;w;; 'What uWu shaww betide OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' +>w< 'Wet him :3 shun >_> castwes; +Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains +>w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted ^-^ stand.' +^w^ Come, xDD come, my lords; +^.^ These :33 owacwes awe hardly :33 attain'd, +And hardly understood. +The UwU King :3 is :3 nyow in ^-^ pwogwess towards x3 Saint UwU Awbans, +x3 With him OwO the xDD husband >_> of :3 this UwU wuvwy lady; +Thithew >w< go ^.^ these UwU nyews as fast as horse can carry ^w^ them- +OwO A >_< sowwy ^-^ bweakfast uWu fow my Wowd Protector. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^w^ give me leave, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the uWu post, in >w< hope >_> of his ^w^ wewawd. +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ At >_> youw pweasuwe, my good :33 wowd. +>w< Who's within there, ho? + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< sewving-man + +:3 Invite my ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick +ÚwÚ To sup with me to-morrow ^-^ nyight. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Saint UwU Awbans + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, uWu CAWDINyAW, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK, +with Falconers >_< hawwoing + +x3 QUEEN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow fwying at OwO the brook, +I ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot better uWu spowt ^.^ these :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ day; +xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw leave, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ was vewy high, +And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Joan xDD had ^.^ nyot gonye >_< out. +KING HENRY. But what :3 a ^w^ point, my lord, >_> youw ^-^ fawcon made, +And what :3 a :3 pitch ^.^ she OwO fwew :33 abuv OwO the rest! +ÚwÚ To UwU see how :3 God in >w< aww His cweatuwes >_< wowks! +xDD Yea, man ÚwÚ and :33 biwds awe fain >_> of cwimbing uWu high. +SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo mawvew, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw uWu Majesty, +UwU My Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :3 hawks ^-^ do tow'r OwO so ;;w;; weww; +^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ^w^ mastew loves ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ awoft, +And uWu beaws his >_> thoughts :33 abuv his >w< fawcon's uWu pitch. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but :3 a base ^-^ ignyobwe :33 mind +:33 That ^.^ mounts nyo highew than :3 a biwd can >_< soaw. +CARDINAL. I ^w^ thought as :33 much; ^.^ he would >w< be :33 abuv OwO the :3 cwouds. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, my lord :3 Cawdinyaw, how ÚwÚ think you uWu by ÚwÚ that? +Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot good >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 couwd UwU fwy ^-^ to >w< heaven? +KING HENRY. The >_> tweasuwy >_> of xDD evewwasting >_< joy! +CARDINAL. x3 Thy >w< heaven :3 is uWu on eawth; UwU thinye eyes ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts +^.^ Beat uWu on :3 a UwU cwown, OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >_> heawt; +>_< Pewnyicious Protector, dangewous >_< peew, +:33 That ^.^ smooth'st ^.^ it OwO so with UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commonweaw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, :3 Cawdinyaw, :3 is >_> youw OwO pwiesthood UwU gwown xDD pewemptowy? +Tantaenye UwU anyimis uWu coewestibus ^.^ iwae? +Chuwchmen OwO so :33 hot? Good uncwe, hide such >w< mawice; +x3 With such ;;w;; howinyess can you ^-^ do it? +SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo malice, siw; nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww >_< becomes +^w^ So good :3 a >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO bad :3 a peer. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As :3 who, my UwU wowd? +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, as you, my lord, +x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw wowdwy :33 Wowd's ÚwÚ Pwotectowship. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, Suffowk, ^.^ Engwand knows UwU thinye UwU insowence. +x3 QUEEN. And >w< thy ^-^ ambition, ^w^ Gwoucestew. +KING HENRY. I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 peace, +Good uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :33 whet ^.^ nyot uWu on ^.^ these ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ peews; +>_< Fow bwessed awe OwO the :33 peacemakews uWu on xDD eawth. +CARDINAL. >_> Wet me >w< be bwessed uWu fow OwO the xDD peace I ^-^ make +uWu Against :3 this >_> pwoud Protector with my :3 swowd! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] OwO Faith, holy uncwe, would 'twere +come ^-^ to >w< that! +CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] x3 Mawwy, when :3 thou dar'st. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] UwU Make OwO up nyo factious ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu fow OwO the +matter; +UwU In UwU thinye >_> own person ÚwÚ answew >w< thy UwU abuse. +CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] >w< Ay, xDD whewe :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot peep; OwO an +^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, +:3 This evening uWu on OwO the ^w^ east >_> side >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwuv. +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! +CARDINAL. >_< Bewieve uWu me, cousin ^-^ Gwoucestew, +Had ^.^ nyot >_> youw man >w< put OwO up OwO the ;;w;; foww OwO so ^w^ suddenwy, +We xDD had xDD had ^-^ mowe sport. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] Come with >w< thy +x3 two-hand ^w^ swowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Twue, :3 uncwe. +CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] uWu Awe ye advis'd? The ^w^ east >_> side >_> of +OwO the x3 gwuv? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] :3 Cawdinyaw, I x3 am with you. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uncwe ^.^ Gwoucestew! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Tawking >_> of hawking; nyothing ewse, my :33 wowd. +>_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] Nyow, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, :33 pwiest, +I'll shave >_> youw :3 cwown uWu fow this, +Ow >w< aww my :33 fence uWu shaww fail. +CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] xDD Medice, uWu teipsum; +Protector, UwU see to't ;;w;; weww; :3 pwotect OwO youwsewf. +KING HENRY. The x3 winds gwow >_> high; OwO so ^-^ do >_> youw >_> stomachs, wowds. +OwO How ÚwÚ iwksome :3 is :3 this music ^-^ to my >_< heawt! +When such ^w^ stwings jaw, what >w< hope >_> of harmony? +I pray, my x3 wowds, let me compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. + +x3 Entew :3 a TOWNSMAN >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, cwying 'A >_> miwacwe!' + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. What :3 means :3 this xDD nyoise? +Fewwow, what >_< miwacwe OwO dost :3 thou >_> pwocwaim? +TOWNSMAN. OwO A miracle! OwO A miracle! +SUFFOLK. Come ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and tell him what miracle. +TOWNSMAN. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a uWu bwind man at x3 Saint UwU Awbans :33 shwinye +xDD Within :3 this half hour ;;w;; hath receiv'd his :33 sight; +OwO A man UwU that :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw in his life >_> befowe. +KING HENRY. Nyow :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd UwU that ^-^ to bewieving souws +Gives ^.^ wight in dawknyess, comfort in despair! + +x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS ÚwÚ and his brethren, +beawing ^-^ Simpcox :3 between two in :3 a chair; +his >_< WIFE ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude following + +CARDINAL. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ townsmen uWu on x3 pwocession +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw Highness with OwO the xDD man. +KING HENRY. Great :3 is his comfort in :3 this earthly vawe, +UwU Awthough uWu by his OwO sight his xDD sin >w< be >_> muwtipwied. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand >_> by, my ^.^ mastews; bwing him ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the x3 King; +His OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is ^-^ to talk with >_> him. +KING HENRY. Good fewwow, tell OwO us here OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, +:33 That ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD gwowify OwO the OwO Wowd. +>_> What, x3 hast :3 thou >_< been wong uWu bwind ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ westow'd? +OwO SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Bown :3 bwind, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +;;w;; WIFE. ^w^ Ay >_< indeed ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. +SUFFOLK. What ^-^ woman :3 is uWu this? +;;w;; WIFE. His xDD wife, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw worship. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been his mothew, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ have better +towd. +KING HENRY. :3 Whewe ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 bown? +OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ At Berwick in OwO the north, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +KING HENRY. OwO Poow >_> souw, God's xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat ^-^ to thee. +>_> Wet never :3 day :3 nyow night x3 unhawwowed pass, +But still wemembew what OwO the Wowd ;;w;; hath >w< donye. +x3 QUEEN. >_> Teww uWu me, good fewwow, xDD cam'st :3 thou here uWu by uWu chance, +Ow >_> of :3 devotion, ^-^ to :3 this holy shwinye? +OwO SIMPCOX. :3 God knows, >_> of ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ devotion; being xDD caww'd +OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD times ÚwÚ and :33 oft'nyew, in my >w< sweep, +By good x3 Saint xDD Awban, ^-^ who ^w^ said :33 'Simpcox, xDD come, +^w^ Come, :3 offew at my shwinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp :33 thee.' +;;w;; WIFE. uWu Most true, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and many UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft +Myself ^.^ have heard :3 a >w< voice ^-^ to caww him ÚwÚ so. +CARDINAL. >_> What, art :3 thou wame? +OwO SIMPCOX. >w< Ay, :3 God uWu Awmighty ^w^ hewp UwU me! +SUFFOLK. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou so? +OwO SIMPCOX. OwO A ^-^ faww x3 off >_> of :3 a >_< twee. +;;w;; WIFE. OwO A :33 pwum xDD twee, mastew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 bwind? +OwO SIMPCOX. :33 O, :3 bown so, >w< mastew! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, ÚwÚ and wouldst climb :3 a :3 twee? +OwO SIMPCOX. But UwU that in >w< aww my xDD wife, when I ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu youth. +;;w;; WIFE. :3 Too true; ÚwÚ and bought his cwimbing vewy ;;w;; deaw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou >_< wov'dst pwums well, UwU that wouldst venture ÚwÚ so. +OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, good :3 mastew, my UwU wife >w< desiw'd >w< some damsons +And :3 made me >w< cwimb, x3 With danger >_> of my wife. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A subtle knave! But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot serve: +>_> Wet me UwU see UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; :3 wink UwU nyow; :3 nyow open them; +UwU In my >_< opinyion ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +OwO SIMPCOX. x3 Yes, :3 mastew, ;;w;; cweaw as day, I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint x3 Awban. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say'st :3 thou me so? What >w< cowouw :3 is :3 this :33 cwoak x3 of? +OwO SIMPCOX. ^-^ Wed, master; wed as bwood. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. What >w< cowouw :3 is my UwU gown x3 of? +OwO SIMPCOX. >_< Bwack, uWu fowsooth; coal-black as ^.^ jet. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 thou uWu knyow'st what >w< cowouw ^w^ jet :3 is x3 of? +SUFFOLK. And >_> yet, I xDD think, ^w^ jet >_> did ^.^ he never :3 see. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But cloaks ÚwÚ and >w< gowns before :3 this :3 day :3 a ^.^ many. +;;w;; WIFE. uWu Nyevew before :3 this :3 day in >w< aww his wife. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ what's my name? +OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I xDD knyow not. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's his name? +OwO SIMPCOX. I xDD knyow not. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow his? +OwO SIMPCOX. No, :3 indeed, mastew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's UwU thinye >_> own name? +OwO SIMPCOX. UwU Saundew x3 Simpcox, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, mastew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Then, x3 Saundew, ^-^ sit there, OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in +uWu Chwistendom. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 bown :3 bwind, :3 thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww +^.^ have OwO knyown >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< nyames as ;;w;; thus ^-^ to name OwO the uWu sevewaw colours ^-^ we +^-^ do :33 weaw. ^-^ Sight ^-^ may >_< distinguish >_> of ^.^ cowouws; uWu but :33 suddenwy ^-^ to +>_> nyominyate them aww, ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. UwU My x3 wowds, x3 Saint >_> Awban here +;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a miracle; ÚwÚ and would ye ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think his ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be +gweat UwU that :33 couwd restore :3 this cripple ^-^ to his >w< wegs OwO again? +OwO SIMPCOX. :3 O :3 mastew, UwU that you could! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; mastews >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot beadles in +>_> youw ;;w;; town, ÚwÚ and >w< things xDD caww'd whips? +uWu MAYOW. x3 Yes, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> pwesentwy. +uWu MAYOW. Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the beadwe UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. +Exit OwO an :33 attendant +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a ^w^ stoow UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ;;w;; [A ^w^ stoow +bwought] Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ if you UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save yourself ^-^ fwom whipping, +:33 weap me xDD uvw :3 this ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and run >_> away. +OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO awonye! +You >w< go about ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me in vain. + +x3 Entew :3 a BEADWE with :3 whips + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you find >_> youw wegs. +Sirrah beadwe, x3 whip him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he :33 weap xDD uvw UwU that >_> same ^.^ stoow. +BEADWE. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; x3 off with >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet +^w^ quickwy. +OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, what uWu shaww I x3 do? I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :3 stand. + +:33 Aftew OwO the BEADWE ;;w;; hath :3 hit him once, ^.^ he weaps xDD uvw +OwO the ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and runs away; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow ÚwÚ and x3 cwy +'A >_> miwacwe!' + +KING HENRY. :3 O God, >w< seest Thou this, ÚwÚ and beawest OwO so UwU wong? +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It :3 made me waugh ^-^ to UwU see OwO the villain uWu wun. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Follow OwO the >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this dwab >_> away. +;;w;; WIFE. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe OwO nyeed! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet them >w< be :3 whipp'd OwO thwough every mawket ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww uWu they +come ^-^ to Berwick, ^-^ fwom :3 whence uWu they x3 came. +>_< Exeunt >w< MAYOW, ;;w;; BEADWE, WIFE, &c. +CARDINAL. UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >_> has x3 donye :3 a >_< miwacwe to-day. +SUFFOLK. True; :3 made OwO the ^.^ wame ^-^ to :33 weap ÚwÚ and UwU fwy >_> away. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mowe xDD miwacwes than :3 I: +You :3 made in :3 a day, my lord, xDD whowe OwO towns ^-^ to uWu fwy. + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM + +KING HENRY. What >_< tidings with ^-^ ouw cousin ^.^ Buckingham? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Such as my OwO heawt doth ^.^ twembwe ^-^ to unfowd: +OwO A sort >_> of ^-^ nyaughty persons, lewdly ^-^ bent, +^.^ Undew OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and confedewacy +x3 Of OwO Wady Eweanyow, OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, +The ringleader ÚwÚ and head >_> of >w< aww :3 this wout, +>_< Have practis'd >_> dangewouswy x3 against >_> youw state, +Dealing with :33 witches ÚwÚ and with uWu conjuwews, +x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< appwehended in OwO the fact, +x3 Waising OwO up ;;w;; wicked uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom uWu undew >w< gwound, +Demanding >_> of UwU King Henry's life ÚwÚ and death +And uWu othew >_> of >_> youw OwO Highnyess' Privy ^w^ Counciw, +UwU As ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww xDD undewstand. +CARDINAL. And so, my Wowd Protector, uWu by :3 this :3 means +Your wady :3 is forthcoming ÚwÚ yet at Wondon. +:3 This UwU nyews, I xDD think, ;;w;; hath tuwn'd >_> youw ^w^ weapon's >_> edge; +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ wike, my lord, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> youw hour. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Ambitious chuwchman, xDD weave ^-^ to affwict my ÚwÚ heawt. +Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd >w< aww my powers; +And, ^.^ vanquish'd as I OwO am, I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to OwO the +Ow ^-^ to OwO the UwU meanyest >w< gwoom. +KING HENRY. :3 O God, what mischiefs wowk OwO the ;;w;; wicked onyes, +Heaping x3 confusion uWu on theiw >_> own :3 heads thereby! +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Gwoucestew, UwU see here OwO the OwO taintuwe >_> of >w< thy ^w^ nyest; +And ÚwÚ wook thyself >w< be >_< fauwtwess, :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> best. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to >w< heaven I ^-^ do appeal +OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd my UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO commonweaw; +And uWu fow my UwU wife I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it stands. +>_> Sowwy I x3 am ^-^ to hear what I ^.^ have UwU heawd. +x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she >_> is; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot +^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >_< convews'd with such +As, >_< wike ^-^ to >_> pitch, x3 defiwe ^w^ nyobiwity, +I ^w^ banyish xDD hew my bed ÚwÚ and >_> company +And ^w^ give xDD hew as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to OwO waw ÚwÚ and shame, +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed :33 Gwoucestew's >w< honyest >w< nyame. +KING HENRY. Weww, uWu fow :3 this night ^-^ we uWu wiww wepose OwO us here. +>w< To-mowwow towawd UwU Wondon xDD back UwU again +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into :3 this ^-^ businyess xDD thowoughwy +And caww ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw offendews ^-^ to theiw ^-^ answews, +And ÚwÚ poise OwO the cause in ^-^ justice' >w< equaw scawes, +uWu Whose beam ^-^ stands ;;w;; suwe, uWu whose ^-^ wightfuw cause pwevaiws. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF YOWK'S garden + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK + +^.^ YOWK. Nyow, my good ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, +Our ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ suppew >_< ended, ^w^ give me xDD weave +UwU In :3 this :33 cwose ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ to xDD satisfy ^-^ mysewf +UwU In UwU cwaving >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of my tide, +^w^ Which :3 is infallible, ^-^ to England's ^w^ cwown. +SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I wong ^-^ to hear ^.^ it at :33 fuww. +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, x3 begin; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< thy OwO cwaim >w< be uWu good, +The Nevils awe >w< thy uWu subjects ^-^ to ^.^ command. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: +>_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, my x3 wowds, xDD had :3 seven >w< sons; +The :33 fiwst, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, Prince >_> of Wales; +The ^-^ second, ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of ÚwÚ Hatfiewd; ÚwÚ and OwO the third, +>_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; next ^-^ to xDD whom +>_> Was uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +The fifth ÚwÚ was Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; +The ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; +^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Windsor ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ seventh ÚwÚ and :33 wast. +>_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Prince ;;w;; died before his fathew +And weft >_> behind him ÚwÚ Wichawd, his only UwU son, +Who, aftew >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's >_< death, reign'd as ;;w;; king +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy Bolingbroke, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, +The ewdest :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, +>w< Cwown'd uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, +UwU Seiz'd uWu on OwO the >_> weawm, ^w^ depos'd OwO the ^-^ wightfuw ^-^ king, +xDD Sent his UwU poow queen ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ she x3 came. +And him ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, where, as >w< aww you >w< knyow, +OwO Hawmwess Richard ÚwÚ was ^-^ muwdewed twaitowouswy. +:3 WAWWICK. Father, OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath told OwO the OwO twuth; +ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ got OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO the ^w^ cwown. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which :3 nyow uWu they howd uWu by force, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^-^ wight; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO the ^.^ fiwst son's heir, being OwO dead, +The xDD issue >_> of OwO the next :3 son shouwd ^.^ have weign'd. +SAWISBUWY. But ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Hatfiewd ;;w;; died ^-^ without OwO an :33 heiw. +^.^ YOWK. The third UwU son, UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, ^-^ fwom uWu whose xDD winye +I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, xDD had xDD issue OwO Phiwippe, :3 a >_> daughtew, +OwO Who married Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of Mawch; +Edmund xDD had ;;w;; issue, Wogew Eaww >_> of Mawch; +Wogew xDD had ;;w;; issue, ^.^ Edmund, UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Eweanyow. +SAWISBUWY. :3 This ^.^ Edmund, in OwO the UwU weign >_> of Bolingbroke, +UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, >_> waid OwO cwaim x3 unto OwO the >_< cwown; +And, uWu but uWu fow x3 Owen ÚwÚ Gwendowew, xDD had >_< been ^-^ king, +OwO Who ^-^ kept him in x3 captivity ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he died. +But, ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. +^.^ YOWK. His ewdest ;;w;; sistew, UwU Annye, +UwU My mothew, being ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, +^-^ Mawwied Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was +ÚwÚ To Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's fifth UwU son, :33 son. +By xDD hew I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU kingdom: ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ heiw +ÚwÚ To Wogew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son +x3 Of Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, ^-^ who married OwO Phiwippe, +^-^ Sowe daughter x3 unto >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; +UwU So, ^-^ if OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son +Succeed before OwO the younger, I x3 am King. +:3 WAWWICK. What ;;w;; pwain proceedings :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain than uWu this? +^-^ Henwy doth OwO cwaim OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, +The >w< fouwth ^-^ son: uWu Yowk uWu cwaims ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the third. +;;w;; Tiww Wionyew's xDD issue ^.^ faiws, his shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO weign. +^w^ It x3 faiws ^.^ nyot >_> yet, uWu but >_< fwouwishes in ÚwÚ thee +And in >w< thy OwO sons, fair uWu swips >_> of such :3 a :33 stock. +>_> Then, fathew >w< Sawisbuwy, knyeew ^-^ we togethew, +And in :3 this pwivate plot >w< be ^-^ we OwO the ^.^ fiwst +:33 That uWu shaww salute ^-^ ouw ^-^ wightfuw x3 suvweign +x3 With uWu honyouw >_> of his biwthwight ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. +uWu BOTH. Wong live ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >_< King! +^.^ YOWK. We :3 thank you, wowds. But I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> youw ;;w;; king +;;w;; Tiww I >w< be >w< cwown'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that my >_< swowd >w< be :33 stain'd +x3 With heart-blood >_> of OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +And that's ^.^ nyot :33 suddenwy ^-^ to >w< be perform'd, +But with >_> advice ÚwÚ and ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. +Do you as I ^-^ do in ^.^ these dangewous x3 days: +OwO Wink at OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk's :3 insowence, +^.^ At x3 Beaufowt's :33 pwide, at Somerset's ^-^ ambition, +^.^ At ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew >_> of ;;w;; them, +;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ snyaw'd OwO the shephewd >_> of OwO the flock, +:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ pwince, OwO the good UwU Duke Humphwey; +^.^ 'Tis UwU that uWu they >_> seek; ÚwÚ and uWu they, in >w< seeking UwU that, +:33 Shaww find theiw deaths, ^-^ if uWu Yowk can >_> pwophesy. +SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, >_< bweak ^-^ we off; ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 mind at :33 fuww. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU My OwO heawt assuwes me UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick +:33 Shaww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ make OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 a xDD king. +^.^ YOWK. And, :3 Nyeviw, :3 this I ^-^ do assuwe ÚwÚ mysewf, +Richard uWu shaww live ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick +The :3 gweatest man in ^.^ Engwand uWu but OwO the King. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Wondon. OwO A hall >_> of :33 justice + +Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO State: OwO the QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, UwU YOWK, +SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >w< SAWISBUWY, with ^-^ guawd, ^-^ to ^w^ banyish OwO the UwU DUCHESS. OwO Entew, UwU guawded, +OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, ^.^ HUME, ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE + +KING HENRY. Stand >w< fowth, Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ Cobham, :33 Gwoucestew's wife: +UwU In OwO sight >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< us, >_> youw UwU guiwt :3 is OwO gweat; +;;w;; Weceive OwO the >_< sentence >_> of OwO the OwO waw uWu fow x3 sins +Such as uWu by God's book awe UwU adjudg'd ^-^ to :33 death. +You :3 fouw, ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to pwison xDD back ÚwÚ again; +From ^.^ thence x3 unto OwO the place >_> of xDD execution: +The :3 witch in OwO Smithfiewd uWu shaww >w< be buwnt ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, +And you three uWu shaww >w< be stwangwed uWu on OwO the x3 gawwows. +:3 You, UwU madam, uWu fow you awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ nyobwy :33 bown, +ÚwÚ Despoiwed >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw in >_> youw xDD wife, +OwO Shaww, aftew three OwO days' open :3 penyance >_< donye, +Live in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy here in banishment +x3 With Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey in OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. +UwU DUCHESS. >w< Wewcome :3 is banyishment; ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; wewe my :33 death. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Eweanyow, OwO the waw, :3 thou ^.^ seest, ;;w;; hath judged thee. +I cannyot >_> justify xDD whom OwO the OwO waw ÚwÚ condemns. +>_< Exeunt OwO the x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew prisoners, >_> guawded +Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, my OwO heawt >_> of ^w^ gwief. +xDD Ah, Humphwey, :3 this ^-^ dishonyouw in UwU thinye :3 age +uWu Wiww bwing >w< thy head with UwU sowwow ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwound! +I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go; +Sorrow would >w< sowace, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age would OwO ease. +KING HENRY. >w< Stay, :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, +>w< Give OwO up >w< thy ^.^ staff; ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf +Protector ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and :3 God uWu shaww >w< be my hope, +UwU My ÚwÚ stay, my uWu guide, ÚwÚ and uWu wantewn ^-^ to my ;;w;; feet. +And >w< go in :3 peace, Humphwey, nyo less bewov'd +>w< Than when :3 thou ^w^ wewt Protector ^-^ to >w< thy King. +x3 QUEEN. I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of years +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ to >w< be protected >_< wike :3 a chiwd. +:3 God ÚwÚ and UwU King ^-^ Henwy :33 guvwn England's OwO weawm! +>w< Give OwO up >_> youw staff, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King his realm. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; staff! Here, x3 nyobwe Henry, :3 is my ^w^ staff. +UwU As willingly ^-^ do I OwO the >_> same resign +UwU As ewe >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy :3 made ^.^ it mine; +And x3 even as willingly at >w< thy :3 feet I xDD weave ^.^ it +UwU As ÚwÚ othews would ambitiously weceive it. +Faweweww, good x3 King; when I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, +May honyouwabwe xDD peace ^.^ attend >w< thy :33 thwonye! Exit +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet uWu Queen, +And :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew scarce himself, +:33 That uWu beaws OwO so >_< shwewd :3 a ÚwÚ maim: two xDD puwws at once- +His wady banish'd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. +:3 This xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ waught, there let ^.^ it ^.^ stand +:3 Whewe ^.^ it :33 best ^-^ fits ^-^ to ^.^ be, in Henry's hand. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus droops :3 this lofty pinye ÚwÚ and OwO hangs his sprays; +ÚwÚ Thus Eweanyow's uWu pwide >_> dies in xDD hew ^w^ youngest ^.^ days. +^.^ YOWK. >w< Wowds, let him ^.^ go. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day appointed uWu fow OwO the x3 combat; +And ready awe OwO the xDD appewwant ÚwÚ and UwU defendant, +The awmouwew ÚwÚ and his man, ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO the >_< wists, +^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ^w^ fight. +x3 QUEEN. >w< Ay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow purposely OwO thewefowe +x3 Weft I OwO the couwt, ^-^ to UwU see :3 this >_< quawwew x3 twied. +KING HENRY. OwO A God's uWu nyame, UwU see OwO the wists ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu fit; +;;w;; Hewe let them ^-^ end it, ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! +^.^ YOWK. I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 fewwow >_< wowse ^-^ bested, +Ow ^-^ mowe ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to fight, than :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ appewwant, +The ^-^ sewvant >_> of his UwU awmouwew, my wowds. + +x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his +:3 NyEIGHBOUWS, uWu dwinking ^-^ to him OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he :3 is +dwunk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews with :3 a uWu dwum before him ÚwÚ and +his xDD staff with :3 a >w< sand-bag ÚwÚ fastenyed ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and at OwO the +uWu othew xDD doow x3 PETEW, his man, with :3 a uWu dwum ÚwÚ and sandbag, +ÚwÚ and :33 PWENTICES uWu dwinking ^-^ to him + +OwO FIWST NEIGHBOUR. Here, UwU nyeighbouw Horner, I dwink ^-^ to you in :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of +:33 sack; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, uWu nyeighbouw, you uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +x3 SECOND NEIGHBOUR. And ;;w;; hewe, uWu nyeighbouw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of charneco. +uWu THIWD NEIGHBOUR. And >w< hewe's :3 a pot >_> of good double beer, neighbour; +x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD man. +^-^ HOWNyEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD come, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; pwedge you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and :3 a fig +uWu fow ^w^ Petew! +OwO FIWST ^-^ PWENTICE. Here, ;;w;; Petew, I dwink ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. +x3 SECOND ^-^ PWENTICE. Be uWu mewwy, ;;w;; Petew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ mastew: fight +uWu fow ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of OwO the >w< pwentices. +PETER. I :3 thank you all. OwO Dwink, ÚwÚ and pray uWu fow uWu me, I pray OwO you; uWu fow I +ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have :3 taken my last :3 dwaught in :3 this world. Here, Robin, OwO an +^-^ if I x3 die, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee my >_< apwon; :3 and, :3 Wiww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my +^-^ hammew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ Tom, UwU take >w< aww OwO the money UwU that I have. :3 O Wowd +bless uWu me, I pray God! uWu fow I x3 am never able ^-^ to ^-^ deaw with my :3 mastew, +^.^ he ;;w;; hath weawnt OwO so >w< much :33 fence awweady. +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw uWu dwinking ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww ^-^ to OwO bwows. +Sirrah, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? +PETER. ;;w;; Petew, forsooth. +SAWISBUWY. Peter? What >_> mowe? +PETER. xDD Thump. +SAWISBUWY. :3 Thump? ;;w;; Then UwU see :3 thou ÚwÚ thump >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 weww. +^-^ HOWNyEW. >w< Mastews, I x3 am come hithew, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 upon my ÚwÚ man's +instigation, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv him :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; ÚwÚ and +^w^ touching OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, I uWu wiww UwU take my death I never meant him +^-^ any iww, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO the Queen; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ;;w;; Petew, ^.^ have +at ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ;;w;; down ^.^ wight bwow! +^.^ YOWK. UwU Dispatch- :3 this xDD knyave's :33 tongue begins ^-^ to double. +xDD Sound, twumpets, :3 awawum ^-^ to OwO the combatants! +uWu [Awawum. ^.^ They fight ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW strikes him >w< down] +^-^ HOWNyEW. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; Petew, :33 howd! I uWu confess, I x3 confess treason. +;;w;; [Dies] +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take away his weapon. Fewwow, :3 thank God, ÚwÚ and OwO the good xDD winye in +>w< thy >_< mastew's way. +PETER. :3 O God, ^.^ have I overcome >_< minye >_> enyemies in :3 this ^-^ pwesence? :3 O +;;w;; Petew, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; pwevaiw'd in OwO wight! +KING HENRY. Go, UwU take x3 hence UwU that >_> twaitow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sight, +>_< Fow uWu by his death ^-^ we ^-^ do pewceive his guilt; +And :3 God in :33 justice ;;w;; hath ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ to OwO us +The >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< innyocence >_> of :3 this UwU poow fewwow, +^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have murder'd >_> wwongfuwwy. +^w^ Come, fewwow, follow OwO us uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. +Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY ÚwÚ and his ^-^ men, in ÚwÚ mouwnying cloaks + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD bwightest :3 day :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud, +And aftew uWu summew xDD evewmowe >_> succeeds +OwO Bawwen winter, with his xDD wwathfuw >w< nyipping cold; +^w^ So >_> cawes ÚwÚ and >_< joys abound, as >_< seasons fweet. +>w< Siws, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? +SEWVING-MAN. >_> Ten, my :33 wowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ten :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ was appointed me +ÚwÚ To watch OwO the UwU coming >_> of my :3 punyish'd >_< duchess. +:3 Unyeath ^-^ may ^.^ she >_> enduwe OwO the xDD fwinty >w< stweets +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead them with xDD hew tender-feeling ;;w;; feet. +^.^ Sweet OwO Nyeww, i-iww can >w< thy x3 nyobwe :33 mind ^.^ abwook +The :3 abject ^w^ peopwe UwU gazing uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, +x3 With ÚwÚ envious >w< wooks, ;;w;; waughing at >w< thy shame, +:33 That :33 ewst >_> did follow >w< thy >_> pwoud ^w^ chawiot ^-^ wheews +When :3 thou didst ride in ;;w;; twiumph OwO thwough OwO the >_< stweets. +But, ^.^ soft! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I'll :33 pwepawe +UwU My tear-stain'd eyes ^-^ to UwU see xDD hew misewies. + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW in :3 a >_> white >_> sheet, +ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 tapew burning in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN +>_> STANWEY, OwO the SHERIFF, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, ^w^ we'ww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom OwO the shewiff. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, :33 stiw ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw lives; let xDD hew xDD pass by. +UwU DUCHESS. Come you, my lord, ^-^ to UwU see my open shame? +Nyow :3 thou OwO dost :3 penyance ^w^ too. Wook how uWu they gaze! +^w^ See how OwO the x3 giddy ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ do point +And nod theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and thwow theiw eyes uWu on thee; +xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ hatefuw >w< wooks, +And, in >w< thy closet pent uWu up, :33 wue my ÚwÚ shame +And >_< ban UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, uWu both >_< minye ÚwÚ and x3 thinye! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be :3 patient, gentwe >w< Nyeww; ^-^ fowget :3 this ^w^ gwief. +UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget ^w^ mysewf! +>_< Fow UwU whiwst I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< thy married UwU wife +And :3 thou :3 a ^w^ pwince, Protector >_> of :3 this wand, +x3 Methinks I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus >w< be wed awong, +>_< Maiw'd OwO up in shame, with papers uWu on my ^w^ back, +And follow'd with :3 a rabble UwU that uWu wejoice +ÚwÚ To UwU see my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and hear my x3 deep-fet x3 gwoans. +The ruthless fwint doth ÚwÚ cut my >w< tendew OwO feet, +And when I start, OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ peopwe waugh +And ;;w;; bid me >w< be advised how I >_> twead. +xDD Ah, Humphwey, can I bear :3 this shameful yoke? +UwU Twowest :3 thou UwU that e'ew I'll ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd +Ow ;;w;; count them x3 happy UwU that enjoy OwO the :33 sun? +Nyo; dark uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and night my ÚwÚ day; +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon my OwO pomp uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ heww. +>_< Sometimes I'll uWu say I x3 am UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's xDD wife, +And ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO wuwew >_> of OwO the >w< wand; +>_> Yet OwO so ^.^ he rul'd, ÚwÚ and such :3 a pwince ^.^ he OwO was, +UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood uWu by UwU whiwst OwO I, his >w< fowwown OwO duchess, +>_> Was :3 made :3 a wonder ÚwÚ and :3 a pointing-stock +ÚwÚ To every :33 idwe >w< wascaw x3 fowwowew. +But >w< be :3 thou >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and x3 bwush ^.^ nyot at my shame, +Nyow :33 stiw at nyothing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the axe >_> of death +>w< Hang xDD uvw ^.^ thee, as ^w^ suwe ^.^ it :33 showtwy uWu wiww. +>_< Fow ^w^ Suffowk- ^.^ he UwU that can ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww +x3 With xDD hew UwU that hateth ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO us xDD aww- +And Yowk, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious Beaufort, UwU that false :33 pwiest, +>_< Have >w< aww :3 wim'd bushes ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy UwU wings, +And, UwU fwy :3 thou how :3 thou x3 canst, they'll x3 tangwe thee. +But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot :3 thou xDD untiw >w< thy foot >w< be ÚwÚ snyaw'd, +Nyow never >w< seek prevention >_> of >w< thy foes. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, OwO Nyeww, ;;w;; fowbeaw! Thou aimest >w< aww awry. +I >w< must offend before I >w< be xDD attainted; +And xDD had I twenty xDD times OwO so many uWu foes, +And OwO each >_> of them xDD had twenty xDD times theiw :33 powew, +^-^ Aww ^.^ these :33 couwd ^.^ nyot procure me ^-^ any ^w^ scathe +^w^ So wong as I x3 am :33 woyaw, true, ÚwÚ and xDD cwimewess. +Wouldst ^.^ have me rescue ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? +ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet >w< thy OwO scandaw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^.^ wip'd ^w^ away, +But I in danger uWu fow OwO the :33 bweach >_> of waw. +x3 Thy :3 gweatest ^w^ hewp :3 is :33 quiet, gentwe Nyeww. +I pray ÚwÚ thee sort >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ to patience; +^.^ These xDD few OwO days' wonder uWu wiww >w< be >_> quickwy wown. + +x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +^w^ HEWAWD. I summon >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's uWu Pawwiament, +Howden at UwU Buwy OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 this next >w< month. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And my consent :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ ask'd hewein :3 befowe! +:3 This :3 is :33 cwose >_< deawing. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ thewe. Exit ÚwÚ HEWAWD +UwU My OwO Nyeww, I UwU take my OwO weave- :3 and, ^w^ mastew >_< shewiff, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot xDD hew :3 penyance exceed OwO the King's commission. +SHERIFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, here my :33 commission ^w^ stays; +And Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey :3 is appointed :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew with him ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Must you, Sir :33 John, :3 pwotect my wady hewe? +^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So x3 am I >w< given in chawge, x3 may't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Entweat xDD hew ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< wowse in UwU that I pray +You ;;w;; use xDD hew ;;w;; weww; OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may waugh uWu again, +And I ^-^ may live ^-^ to ^-^ do you >_> kindnyess ^-^ if +You ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 hew. And so, Sir :33 John, faweweww. +UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, gone, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^.^ nyot faweweww! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Witnyess my >_< teaws, I cannyot stay ^-^ to speak. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants +UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou gonye too? ^-^ Aww comfort >w< go with thee! +>_< Fow UwU nyonye ^-^ abides with >_> me. UwU My ^.^ joy :3 is >_> death- +Death, at uWu whose name I ^w^ oft ^.^ have >_< been >w< afeawd, +xDD Because I :33 wish'd :3 this world's eternity. +Stanwey, I ÚwÚ pwithee ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU take me >_> hence; +I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< whithew, uWu fow I UwU beg nyo >_< favouw, +>_> Onwy convey me xDD whewe :3 thou art ^w^ commanded. +^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, UwU that :3 is ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man, +Thewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw state. +UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ That's OwO bad enyough, uWu fow I x3 am uWu but reproach- +And uWu shaww I then >w< be :33 us'd x3 wepwoachfuwwy? +^-^ STANWEY. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :3 duchess ÚwÚ and UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's lady; +>_> Accowding ^-^ to UwU that OwO state you uWu shaww >w< be >w< us'd. +UwU DUCHESS. uWu Shewiff, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and better than I ;;w;; fawe, +UwU Awthough :3 thou x3 hast >_< been OwO conduct >_> of my >w< shame. +SHERIFF. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 office; :3 and, UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. +UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, faweweww; >w< thy >w< office :3 is discharg'd. +^w^ Come, Stanwey, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? +^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw :3 penyance >_< donye, thwow x3 off :3 this >_> sheet, +And >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< attiwe you uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> jouwnyey. +UwU DUCHESS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be shifted with my uWu sheet. +No, ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my uWu wichest wobes +And show itself, >_< attiwe me how I ^.^ can. +Go, ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO way; I wong ^-^ to UwU see my prison. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The >w< Abbey at UwU Buwy UwU St. uWu Edmunds + +Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, uWu CAWDINyAW, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, +:3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the Parliament + +KING HENRY. I ^w^ muse my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is ^.^ nyot come. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 hindmost man, +uWu Whate'ew >w< occasion >_< keeps him ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO nyow. +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot >_> see, ^w^ ow uWu wiww ye ^.^ nyot observe +The stwangenyess >_> of his alter'd >_> countenyance? +x3 With what :3 a majesty ^.^ he uWu beaws ;;w;; himsewf; +OwO How UwU insowent >_> of ^.^ wate ^.^ he :3 is uWu become, +OwO How proud, how peremptory, ÚwÚ and OwO unwike >w< himsewf? +We xDD knyow OwO the UwU time >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mild ÚwÚ and affabwe, +And ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did uWu but OwO gwance :3 a ^.^ faw-off ÚwÚ wook +Immediately ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD knyee, +:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt uWu admiw'd him uWu fow :3 submission. +But ^.^ meet him :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it in OwO the mown, +When every ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO the UwU time >_> of day, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ knyits his uWu bwow ÚwÚ and >w< shows OwO an :3 angwy eye +And ^.^ passeth uWu by with ;;w;; stiff uWu unbowed xDD knyee, +Disdaining >_> duty UwU that ^-^ to OwO us UwU bewongs. +^w^ Smaww cuws awe ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded when uWu they gwin, +But gweat x3 men ^.^ twembwe when OwO the x3 wion woaws, +And :33 Humphwey :3 is nyo wittwe man in Engwand. +>w< Fiwst ^-^ nyote UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw you in descent, +And shouwd you ^-^ faww ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next uWu wiww mount; +>w< Me ^-^ seemeth, then, ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; powicy- +>_> Wespecting what :3 a x3 wancowous :33 mind ^.^ he bears, +And his ^w^ advantage following >_> youw x3 decease- +:33 That ^.^ he shouwd come about >_> youw :33 woyaw person +Ow >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; Counciw. +By flattery ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD won OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ heawts; +And when ^.^ he >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< commotion, +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd uWu they >w< aww uWu wiww follow >_> him. +Nyow 'tis OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and weeds awe xDD shawwow-wooted; +Suffew them nyow, ÚwÚ and they'll >_> o'ewgwow OwO the garden +And uWu choke OwO the hewbs uWu fow UwU want >_> of husbandry. +The reverent cawe I bear x3 unto my lord +^w^ Made me >_< cowwect ^.^ these dangews in OwO the >_> Duke. +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu fond, can ^.^ it :3 a :3 woman's fear; +^w^ Which ;;w;; feaw ^-^ if better reasons can :33 suppwant, +I uWu wiww subscribe, ÚwÚ and uWu say I wrong'd OwO the >_> Duke. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Yowk, +ÚwÚ Wepwuv my x3 awwegation ^-^ if you ^-^ can, +Ow ewse conclude my uWu wowds OwO effectuaw. +SUFFOLK. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu seen OwO into :3 this UwU duke; +And xDD had I ^.^ fiwst >_< been >w< put ^-^ to speak my UwU mind, +I ÚwÚ think I shouwd ^.^ have told >_> youw Gwace's >_> tawe. +The uWu Duchess, uWu by his subornation, +:3 Upon my xDD wife, >_< began xDD hew uWu deviwish >_> pwactices; +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to x3 those fauwts, +>_> Yet uWu by weputing >_> of his UwU high x3 descent- +UwU As next OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ successive heiw- +And such UwU high vaunts >_> of his ^w^ nyobiwity, +OwO Did instigate OwO the bedlam bwainsick Duchess +By ;;w;; wicked :3 means ^-^ to fwame ^-^ ouw >_< suvweign's OwO faww. +Smooth runs OwO the >w< watew xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ bwook :3 is ^-^ deep, +And in his ÚwÚ simpwe show ^.^ he hawbouws treason. +The :3 fox >w< bawks ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he would >_< steaw OwO the UwU wamb. +No, no, my suvweign, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is :3 a man +^-^ Unsounded >_> yet, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ deep :3 deceit. +CARDINAL. OwO Did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, contrary ^-^ to fowm >_> of waw, +:33 Devise ÚwÚ stwange deaths uWu fow small offences ;;w;; donye? +^.^ YOWK. And >_> did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, in his >w< pwotectowship, +Wevy gweat ÚwÚ sums >_> of money OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm +>_< Fow sowdiews' pay in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and never x3 sent it? +By :3 means ^w^ wheweof OwO the OwO towns OwO each :3 day revolted. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, ^.^ these awe :33 petty faults ^-^ to faults uWu unknyown +^w^ Which UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^-^ to ^.^ wight in ÚwÚ smooth UwU Duke Humphwey. +KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, at UwU once: OwO the cawe you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, +ÚwÚ To mow ;;w;; down thorns UwU that would uWu annyoy ^-^ ouw ^.^ foot, +^-^ Is >w< wowthy xDD pwaise; uWu but uWu shaww I speak my ^w^ conscience? +Our x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is as innyocent +From meaning uWu tweason ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw person +UwU As :3 is OwO the >_< sucking ÚwÚ wamb ^w^ ow harmless ^w^ duv: +The UwU Duke :3 is viwtuous, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and xDD too ;;w;; weww >w< given +ÚwÚ To ^-^ dweam uWu on evil ^w^ ow ^-^ to wowk my downfaww. +x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe dangewous than :3 this OwO fond affiance? +xDD Seems ^.^ he :3 a x3 duv? His ÚwÚ feathews awe uWu but borrow'd, +>_< Fow :33 he's UwU disposed as OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 waven. +^-^ Is ^.^ he :3 a :3 wamb? His ^.^ skin :3 is ^w^ suwewy lent ^w^ him, +>_< Fow :33 he's ;;w;; incwin'd as :3 is OwO the wavenyous :33 wowf. +OwO Who cannyot >_< steaw :3 a ^-^ shape UwU that :3 means deceit? +;;w;; Take :3 heed, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the :3 wewfawe >_> of OwO us >w< aww +Hangs uWu on OwO the UwU cutting ^-^ showt UwU that >_< fwaudfuw xDD man. + +x3 Entew ^.^ SOMEWSET + +SOMEWSET. ^-^ Aww OwO heawth x3 unto my >_< gwacious suvweign! +KING HENRY. Wewcome, Wowd Somerset. What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? +SOMEWSET. :33 That >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; intewest in x3 those x3 tewwitowies +^-^ Is >_> uttewwy >_> beweft OwO you; >w< aww :3 is xDD wost. +KING HENRY. Cold UwU nyews, Wowd Somerset; uWu but God's uWu wiww >w< be :33 donye! +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] Cold UwU nyews uWu fow me; uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of Fwance +UwU As firmly as I >w< hope uWu fow :33 fewtiwe Engwand. +ÚwÚ Thus awe my blossoms OwO bwasted in OwO the bud, +And ^-^ catewpiwwaws xDD eat my leaves away; +But I uWu wiww ^.^ wemedy :3 this ;;w;; geaw ewe long, +Ow ;;w;; seww my title uWu fow :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^-^ gwave. + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess x3 unto my lord OwO the >_< King! +>_> Pawdon, my UwU wiege, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 stay'd OwO so UwU wong. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Gwoucestew, xDD knyow UwU that :3 thou art come xDD too :3 soon, +>_< Unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw than :3 thou awt. +I ^-^ do arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high uWu tweason here. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, Suffowk, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU see me x3 bwush +Nyow >_> change my countenance uWu fow :3 this arrest: +OwO A OwO heawt ^w^ unspotted :3 is ^.^ nyot easiwy daunted. +The puwest spwing :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so free ^-^ fwom >w< mud +UwU As I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom uWu tweason ^-^ to my sovereign. +OwO Who can :3 accuse x3 me? OwO Whewein x3 am I guiwty? +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis thought, my lord, UwU that you took x3 bwibes >_> of Fwance +And, being Protector, :33 stay'd OwO the sowdiews' >_> pay; +By :3 means ^w^ wheweof his Highness ;;w;; hath lost OwO Fwance. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but ^w^ thought so? What awe uWu they UwU that ÚwÚ think it? +I never ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw pay +Nyow >w< evew xDD had ^-^ onye OwO penny bwibe ^-^ fwom OwO Fwance. +^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO the night- +>w< Ay, night uWu by night- in ^-^ studying good uWu fow :33 Engwand! +:33 That doit UwU that e'ew I OwO wwested ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, +Ow ^-^ any ^w^ gwoat I hoawded ^-^ to my use, +Be ^w^ bwought x3 against me at my ^-^ twiaw-day! +Nyo; many :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< minye >_> own pwopew store, +xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot >_> tax OwO the needy commons, +>_< Have I ^w^ dispuwsed ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gawwisons, +And never ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 westitution. +CARDINAL. ^w^ It sewves you well, my lord, ^-^ to uWu say OwO so ^w^ much. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than truth, OwO so ^w^ hewp me God! +^.^ YOWK. UwU In >_> youw pwotectowship you >_> did devise +Strange ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< offendews, never heard :33 of, +:33 That ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ defam'd uWu by tyranny. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; weww OwO knyown UwU that whiwes I ÚwÚ was Protector +UwU Pity ÚwÚ was >w< aww OwO the fauwt UwU that ÚwÚ was in me; +>_< Fow I shouwd OwO mewt at OwO an offender's >_< teaws, +And >_> wowwy uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. +>_< Unwess ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwoody >w< muwdewew, +Ow ;;w;; fouw felonious ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ fweec'd UwU poow passengers, +I never >_> gave them condign >_> punyishment. +Murder :3 indeed, UwU that bwoody uWu sin, I towtuw'd +OwO Abuv OwO the felon ^w^ ow what ÚwÚ twespass >w< ewse. +SUFFOLK. UwU My lord, ^.^ these faults awe ÚwÚ easy, >_> quickwy OwO answew'd; +But :33 mightiew >w< cwimes awe >_> waid x3 unto >_> youw chawge, +^.^ Wheweof you cannyot easiwy ÚwÚ puwge OwO youwsewf. +I ^-^ do arrest you in His OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, +And here commit you ^-^ to my Wowd Cawdinyaw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD untiw >_> youw further UwU time >_> of trial. +KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis my speciaw >w< hope +:33 That you uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw yourself ^-^ fwom >w< aww suspense. +UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me you awe ÚwÚ innyocent. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, >_< gwacious lord, ^.^ these >_< days awe dangewous! +OwO Viwtue :3 is >_< chok'd with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ ambition, +And charity chas'd x3 hence uWu by rancour's >w< hand; +ÚwÚ Fouw :3 subownyation :3 is pwedominyant, +And ^w^ equity exil'd >_> youw OwO Highnyess' land. +I xDD knyow theiw complot :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have my life; +And ^-^ if my death UwU might ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand x3 happy +And ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of theiw tywanny, +I would xDD expend ^.^ it with >w< aww UwU wiwwingnyess. +But >_< minye :3 is :3 made OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to theiw xDD pway; +>_< Fow ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe UwU that ÚwÚ yet :3 suspect nyo peril +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot conclude theiw plotted tragedy. +x3 Beaufowt's wed sparkling eyes >_< bwab his ^w^ heawt's malice, +And Suffowk's cloudy uWu bwow his stowmy hate; +^-^ Shawp Buckingham unburdens with his :33 tongue +The ÚwÚ envious woad UwU that :3 wies x3 upon his >_> heawt; +And OwO dogged Yowk, UwU that >_< weaches at OwO the ^w^ moon, +uWu Whose uvwweenying arm I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd ^w^ back, +By false :3 accuse doth ^w^ wevew at my wife. +And you, my x3 suvweign >w< wady, with OwO the rest, +^-^ Causewess ^.^ have >_> waid disgwaces uWu on my uWu head, +And with >_> youw :33 best ^.^ endeavouw ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up +UwU My >w< wiefest >_> wiege ^-^ to >w< be >_< minye enemy; +>w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of you ^.^ have >_> waid >_> youw :3 heads xDD togethew- +Myself xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw >w< conventicwes- +And >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make away my :33 guiwtwess wife. +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want false witness ^-^ to condemn me +Nyow ^.^ stowe >_> of treasons ^-^ to >_> augment my guiwt. +The ÚwÚ ancient OwO pwuvwb uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww effected: +'A xDD staff :3 is >_> quickwy ;;w;; found ^-^ to beat :3 a dog.' +CARDINAL. UwU My UwU wiege, his >_> waiwing :3 is intolerable. +>w< If x3 those UwU that cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw :33 woyaw person +From uWu tweason's >w< secwet :33 knyife ÚwÚ and x3 twaitow's ;;w;; wage +Be ;;w;; thus upbraided, OwO chid, ÚwÚ and x3 wated at, +And OwO the offendew gwanted >_> scope >_> of speech, +'Twiww ^-^ make them cool in x3 zeaw x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twit ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign wady here +x3 With ÚwÚ ignyominyious x3 wowds, >w< though ^.^ cwewkwy ÚwÚ couch'd, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had suborned >w< some ^-^ to uWu sweaw +UwU Fawse allegations ^-^ to UwU o'ewthwow his state? +x3 QUEEN. But I can ^w^ give OwO the loser xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Far twuew xDD spoke than uWu meant: I wose :3 indeed. +UwU Beshwew OwO the ;;w;; winnyews, uWu fow uWu they >_> pway'd me :33 fawse! +And ;;w;; weww such :3 wosews ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to speak. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. He'll wrest OwO the :33 sense, ÚwÚ and howd OwO us here >w< aww day. +Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw xDD pwisonyew. +CARDINAL. >w< Siws, UwU take away OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and guawd him sure. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, ;;w;; thus UwU King ^-^ Henwy throws away his ^w^ cwutch +Before his >w< wegs >w< be ^w^ fiwm ^-^ to bear his ^-^ body! +ÚwÚ Thus :3 is OwO the shephewd >_> beaten ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< side, +And wolves awe UwU gnyawwing ^-^ who uWu shaww OwO gnyaw ÚwÚ thee >_> fiwst. +xDD Ah, UwU that my ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; wewe :33 fawse! ÚwÚ ah, UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ wewe! +>_< Fow, good UwU King Henry, >w< thy UwU decay I fear. Exit, >_> guawded +KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, what ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wisdoms seemeth :33 best +Do ^w^ ow ^-^ undo, as ^-^ if ouwsewf ;;w;; wewe here. +x3 QUEEN. >_> What, uWu wiww >_> youw Highness xDD weave OwO the ^w^ Pawwiament? +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Mawgawet; my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with gwief, +uWu Whose flood begins ^-^ to flow within >_< minye ^w^ eyes; +UwU My ÚwÚ body x3 wound >w< engiwt with ;;w;; misewy- +>_< Fow ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe xDD misewabwe than ^.^ discontent? +xDD Ah, uncwe Humphwey, in >w< thy ;;w;; face I UwU see +The ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and woyawty! +And >_> yet, good Humphwey, :3 is OwO the hour ^-^ to come +:33 That e'ew I ^w^ pwov'd ÚwÚ thee false ^w^ ow >_< feaw'd >w< thy ;;w;; faith. +What >_< wouwing star :3 nyow envies >w< thy ^-^ estate +:33 That ^.^ these gweat x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^-^ ouw uWu Queen, +Do >w< seek x3 subvewsion >_> of >w< thy harmless x3 wife? +Thou never didst them ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow nyo man ^-^ wwong; +And as OwO the butchew ^-^ takes away OwO the >w< cawf, +And OwO binds OwO the >_< wwetch, ÚwÚ and x3 beats ^.^ it when ^.^ it :3 stways, +:33 Beawing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the bwoody ;;w;; swaughtew-house, +>_< Even so, remorseless, ^.^ have uWu they ÚwÚ bownye him >_> hence; +And as OwO the dam runs >_> wowing OwO up ÚwÚ and down, +OwO Wooking OwO the uWu way xDD hew harmless x3 young ^-^ onye went, +And can ^-^ do UwU nyought uWu but ;;w;; waiw xDD hew darling's loss, +>_< Even OwO so ^-^ mysewf x3 bewaiws good :33 Gwoucestew's UwU case +x3 With >_> sad unhelpful >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and with dimm'd eyes +Wook aftew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^-^ do him uWu good, +^w^ So :3 mighty awe his ÚwÚ vowed enyemies. +His :3 fowtunyes I uWu wiww ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :33 'twixt OwO each >_> gwoan +Say >w< 'Who's :3 a >_< twaitow? ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ^.^ he :3 is none.' Exit +x3 QUEEN. >_> Fwee x3 wowds, x3 cowd snyow mewts with OwO the ^w^ sun's ^.^ hot x3 beams: +^-^ Henwy my lord :3 is x3 cowd in gweat affaiws, +:3 Too :33 fuww >_> of foowish :3 pity; ÚwÚ and :33 Gwoucestew's show +x3 Beguiwes him as OwO the xDD mouwnfuw uWu cwocodiwe +x3 With UwU sowwow snyawes :33 wewenting passengews; +Ow as OwO the snake, :33 woww'd in :3 a >_< fwow'wing bank, +x3 With shining checker'd swough, doth sting :3 a >w< chiwd +:33 That uWu fow OwO the x3 beauty OwO thinks ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. +>_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe xDD wise than ;;w;; I- +And ÚwÚ yet hewein I ;;w;; judge >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit x3 good- +:3 This ÚwÚ Gwoucestew shouwd >w< be >_> quickwy x3 wid OwO the x3 wowwd +ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> of >_> him. +CARDINAL. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd die :3 is >w< wowthy >_> powicy; +But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU want :3 a >w< cowouw uWu fow his :33 death. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet ^.^ he >w< be :33 condemn'd uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw. +SUFFOLK. But, in my UwU mind, UwU that ;;w;; wewe nyo ^.^ powicy: +The UwU King uWu wiww >_< wabouw still ^-^ to :33 save his life; +The x3 commons uWu hapwy xDD wise ^-^ to :33 save his life; +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but twiviaw ^.^ awgument, +Mowe than mistrust, UwU that >w< shows him >w< wowthy :33 death. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So UwU that, uWu by this, you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him ^-^ die. +SUFFOLK. xDD Ah, Yowk, nyo man x3 awive OwO so fain as >_> I! +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis uWu Yowk UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe reason uWu fow his :33 death. +But, my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ÚwÚ and you, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, +Say as you xDD think, ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ souws: +Were't ^.^ nyot >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe ;;w;; wewe xDD set +ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the :33 chicken ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 hungwy xDD kite +UwU As place UwU Duke :33 Humphwey uWu fow OwO the King's Protector? +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU poow :33 chicken shouwd >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 death. +SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, 'tis true; ÚwÚ and >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess then +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the :3 fox :3 suwveyow >_> of OwO the xDD fowd? +OwO Who being ^w^ accus'd :3 a crafty >w< muwdewew, +His UwU guiwt shouwd >w< be uWu but OwO idwy >w< posted over, +xDD Because his OwO puwpose :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< executed. +Nyo; let him x3 die, in UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fox, +By ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ pwov'd OwO an enemy ^-^ to OwO the flock, +Before his :33 chaps >w< be :33 stain'd with :3 cwimson blood, +UwU As Humphwey, ^w^ pwov'd uWu by uWu weasons, ^-^ to my ^.^ wiege. +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand uWu on ^.^ quiwwets how ^-^ to ^.^ sway him; +Be ^.^ it uWu by ^.^ gins, uWu by :33 snyawes, uWu by uWu subtwety, +>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, 'tis nyo matter ;;w;; how, +^w^ So ^.^ he >w< be >w< dead; uWu fow UwU that :3 is good deceit +^w^ Which ;;w;; mates him ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ fiwst xDD intends :3 deceit. +x3 QUEEN. Thwice-nyobwe Suffowk, 'tis OwO wesowutewy spoke. +SUFFOLK. :3 Nyot resolute, ^-^ except OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe >_< donye, +>_< Fow >w< things awe >_< often xDD spoke ÚwÚ and uWu sewdom meant; +But UwU that my OwO heawt UwU accowdeth with my tongue, +>_< Seeing OwO the deed :3 is ^-^ mewitowious, +And ^-^ to OwO pwesewve my x3 suvweign ^-^ fwom his OwO foe, +Say uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< be his pwiest. +CARDINAL. But I would ^.^ have him OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, +Ewe you can UwU take :3 due orders uWu fow :3 a xDD pwiest; +Say you consent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; weww OwO the deed, +And I'll :3 pwovide his x3 executionyew- +I >w< tendew OwO so OwO the >_> safety >_> of my ^.^ wiege. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand OwO the deed :3 is >w< wowthy doing. +x3 QUEEN. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. +^.^ YOWK. And :3 I. And :3 nyow ^-^ we three ^.^ have xDD spoke it, +^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy ^-^ who ^w^ impugns ^-^ ouw >w< doom. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST + +POST. Great x3 wowds, ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand x3 am I come ;;w;; amain +ÚwÚ To signify UwU that rebels there awe OwO up +And >w< put OwO the :3 Engwishmen x3 unto OwO the ^w^ swowd. +>_> Send >w< succouws, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD stop OwO the ;;w;; wage :33 betime, +Before OwO the x3 wound ^-^ do gwow xDD uncuwabwe; +>_< Fow, being x3 gween, there :3 is gweat >w< hope >_> of uWu hewp. +CARDINAL. OwO A :33 bweach UwU that x3 cwaves :3 a uWu quick OwO expedient stop! +What counsew ^w^ give you in :3 this ^-^ weighty cause? +^.^ YOWK. :33 That Somerset >w< be x3 sent as x3 Wegent :33 thithew; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that wucky OwO wuwew >w< be xDD empwoy'd, +>_> Witnyess OwO the >_> fowtunye ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in OwO Fwance. +SOMEWSET. >w< If Yowk, with >w< aww his UwU faw-fet ÚwÚ powicy, +Had >_< been OwO the x3 Wegent there :33 instead >_> of uWu me, +ÚwÚ He never would ^.^ have :33 stay'd in Fwance OwO so UwU wong. +^.^ YOWK. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ it >w< aww as :3 thou x3 hast >w< donye. +I wathew would ^.^ have lost my life uWu betimes +>w< Than bwing :3 a >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ dishonyouw UwU home +By ^w^ staying there OwO so wong ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD wost. +Show me ^-^ onye >_> scaw chawactew'd uWu on >w< thy >_< skin: +ÚwÚ Men's ^.^ fwesh :33 pwesewv'd OwO so xDD whowe ^-^ do uWu sewdom win. +x3 QUEEN. Nyay then, :3 this ^w^ spawk uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< waging fire, +>w< If ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and fuel >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it with; +:3 Nyo :3 mowe, good Yowk; ^w^ sweet >w< Somewset, >w< be ^.^ stiww. +x3 Thy OwO fowtunye, Yowk, xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been x3 Wegent there, +OwO Might UwU happiwy ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :3 faw >_< wowse than ^-^ his. +^.^ YOWK. >_> What, >_< wowse than nyought? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU take all! +SOMEWSET. And in OwO the ^w^ nyumbew, ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 wishest OwO shame! +CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, twy what >_> youw >_> fowtunye is. +^-^ Th' >_< unciviw UwU kewns >_> of >_< Iwewand awe in ÚwÚ awms +And uWu tempew >w< cway with UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ Engwishmen; +ÚwÚ To >_< Iwewand uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ men, +Collected choicely, ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu county some, +And twy >_> youw :3 hap x3 against OwO the ^-^ Iwishmen? +^.^ YOWK. I wiww, my lord, OwO so >w< pwease his Majesty. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw authowity :3 is his ^.^ consent, +And what ^-^ we ^-^ do establish ^.^ he confiwms; +>_> Then, x3 nyobwe Yowk, UwU take :3 thou :3 this ^w^ task in hand. +^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< content; :3 pwovide me soldiers, x3 wowds, +ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU take owdew uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU affaiws. +SUFFOLK. OwO A chawge, Wowd Yowk, UwU that I uWu wiww UwU see pewfowm'd. +But :3 nyow xDD wetuwn ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the false UwU Duke Humphwey. +CARDINAL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with him +:33 That ^w^ hencefowth ^.^ he uWu shaww twoubwe OwO us nyo more. +And OwO so >_< bweak off; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^w^ awmost >w< spent. +Wowd Suffowk, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must talk >_> of UwU that >_> event. +^.^ YOWK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, within fouwteen >_< days +^.^ At ^-^ Bwistow I OwO expect my UwU sowdiews; +>_< Fow there I'll ;;w;; ship them >w< aww uWu fow >_< Iwewand. +SUFFOLK. I'll UwU see ^.^ it ^.^ twuwy >_< donye, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but YORK +^.^ YOWK. Nyow, Yowk, ^w^ ow OwO nyevew, >_< steew >w< thy xDD feawfuw >_> thoughts +And >_> change misdoubt ^-^ to wesowution; +Be UwU that :3 thou >_> hop'st ^-^ to ^w^ be; ^w^ ow what :3 thou art +;;w;; Wesign ^-^ to >_> death- ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth th' :33 enjoying. +>_> Wet ^.^ pawe-fac'd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ keep with OwO the uWu mean-bown man +And find nyo OwO hawbouw in :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ heawt. +:33 Fastew than spwing-time :3 show'ws comes ^w^ thought uWu on thought, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thought uWu but OwO thinks uWu on dignyity. +UwU My ^-^ bwain, ^-^ mowe busy than OwO the >_> wabouwing OwO spidew, +^w^ Weaves >w< tedious snyawes ^-^ to twap >_< minye enyemies. +Weww, nobles, well, 'tis >_> powiticwy x3 donye +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send me >_< packing with OwO an host >_> of ^-^ men. +I ;;w;; feaw me you uWu but warm OwO the starved snake, +Who, >_> chewish'd in >_> youw >_< bweasts, uWu wiww sting >_> youw ^-^ heawts. +ÚwÚ 'Twas x3 men I ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww ^w^ give them me; +I UwU take ^.^ it kindly. >_> Yet >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd +You >w< put shawp weapons in :3 a x3 madman's hands. +ÚwÚ Whiwes I in >_< Iwewand :33 nyouwish :3 a :3 mighty ^-^ band, +I uWu wiww :33 stiw OwO up in ^.^ Engwand >w< some bwack :3 stowm +:33 Shaww blow >w< ten ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to >w< heaven ^w^ ow x3 heww; +And :3 this feww ^w^ tempest uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; wage +^.^ Untiw OwO the gowden ^.^ ciwcuit uWu on my uWu head, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ sun's :33 twanspawent UwU beams, +Do UwU cawm OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of :3 this UwU mad-bwed ÚwÚ fwaw. +And uWu fow :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of my ^.^ intent +I ^.^ have ^w^ seduc'd :3 a headstwong Kentishman, +uWu John ;;w;; Cade >_> of >_> Ashfowd, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< commotion, as :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he ^-^ can, +^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide >_> of uWu John >w< Mowtimew. +UwU In >_< Iwewand ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 this :3 stubbown ;;w;; Cade +Oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against :3 a >_< twoop >_> of kerns, +And xDD fought OwO so wong tiff UwU that his ^.^ thighs with ÚwÚ dawts +Were ^w^ awmost >_< wike :3 a sharp-quill'd :33 powpentinye; +And in OwO the ^-^ end being rescu'd, I ^.^ have uWu seen +:3 Him caper UwU upwight >_< wike :3 a wiwd >w< Mowisco, +Shaking OwO the bwoody ÚwÚ dawts as ^.^ he his ^w^ bewws. +>w< Fuww UwU often, >_< wike :3 a shag-hair'd crafty :3 kewn, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he convewsed with OwO the enemy, +And undiscover'd come ^-^ to me UwU again +And >w< given me nyotice >_> of theiw villainies. +:3 This ^w^ deviw here uWu shaww >w< be my x3 substitute; +>_< Fow UwU that uWu John ^-^ Mowtimew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is OwO dead, +UwU In ;;w;; face, in ^-^ gait, in speech, ^.^ he doth xDD wesembwe. +By :3 this I uWu shaww pewceive OwO the uWu commons' UwU mind, +OwO How uWu they :3 affect OwO the house ÚwÚ and OwO cwaim >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +Say ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and towtuwed; +I xDD knyow nyo pain uWu they can uWu infwict x3 upon him +uWu Wiww ^-^ make him uWu say I ;;w;; mov'd him ^-^ to x3 those arms. +Say UwU that ^.^ he thrive, as 'tis gweat >_< wike ^.^ he wiww, +ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand come I with my UwU stwength, +And :33 weap OwO the hawvest ;;w;; which UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; sow'd; +>_< Fow :33 Humphwey being OwO dead, as ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, +And ^-^ Henwy >w< put apawt, OwO the next uWu fow >_> me. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Buwy UwU St. ^-^ Edmunds. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state + +x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three >_< MUWDEWEWS x3 wunnying xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, +^-^ fwom OwO the murder >_> of DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY + +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wun ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Suffolk; let him xDD knyow +We ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd OwO the Duke, as ^.^ he ^w^ commanded. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< do! What ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; donye? +>w< Didst >w< evew hear :3 a man OwO so penyitent? + +x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK + +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :33 wowd. +SUFFOLK. Nyow, ;;w;; siws, ^.^ have you :33 dispatch'd :3 this thing? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, my good lord, :33 he's UwU dead. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to my >_< house; +I uWu wiww reward you uWu fow :3 this venturous :3 deed. +The UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 peews awe here at hand. +>_< Have you >_> waid fair OwO the >_> bed? ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things well, +>_> Accowding as I >_> gave *sighs* diwections? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO 'Tis, my good :33 wowd. +SUFFOLK. xDD Away! >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt >_< MUWDEWEWS + +Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, +uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, with attendants + +KING HENRY. uWu Go caww ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ;;w;; stwaight; +Say ^-^ we intend ^-^ to twy his OwO Gwace UwU to-day, +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be guilty, as 'tis >_> pubwished. +SUFFOLK. I'll caww him presently, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. Exit +KING HENRY. >w< Wowds, UwU take >_> youw ÚwÚ pwaces; :3 and, I pray you aww, +x3 Pwoceed nyo straiter >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +>w< Than ^-^ fwom OwO twue ^-^ evidence, >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, +ÚwÚ He >w< be approv'd in practice culpable. +x3 QUEEN. :3 God fowbid ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice shouwd :33 pwevaiw +:33 That fauwtwess ^-^ may condemn :3 a :3 nyobweman! +;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ may x3 acquit him >_> of OwO suspicion! +KING HENRY. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Meg; ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ content me ^w^ much. + +;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK + +OwO How nyow! UwU Why wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? UwU Why xDD twembwest thou? +:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw uncle? What's OwO the matter, Suffowk? +SUFFOLK. Dead in his :33 bed, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is UwU dead. +x3 QUEEN. x3 Mawwy, :3 God >w< fowfend! +CARDINAL. God's >w< secwet judgment! I >_> did ^-^ dweam ^.^ to-nyight +The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was OwO dumb ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. +UwU [The KING >_< swoons] +x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? :3 Hewp, UwU wowds! The UwU King :3 is UwU dead. +SOMEWSET. Rear OwO up his body; wwing him uWu by OwO the >_< nyose. +x3 QUEEN. Wun, ÚwÚ go, help, :33 hewp! :3 O Henry, ;;w;; ope UwU thinye >_> eyes! +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He doth revive ÚwÚ again; UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +^w^ KING. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy God! +x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? +SUFFOLK. >w< Comfowt, my suvweign! xDD Gwacious Henry, xDD comfowt! +KING HENRY. >_> What, doth my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk comfort x3 me? +Came ^.^ he ^.^ wight :3 nyow ^-^ to sing :3 a >_> waven's nyote, +uWu Whose dismaw xDD tunye >_> beweft my uWu vitaw ^.^ pow'ws; +And OwO thinks ^.^ he UwU that OwO the xDD chiwping >_> of :3 a wwen, +By cwying comfort ^-^ fwom :3 a >w< howwow ^w^ bweast, +^w^ Can ^.^ chase away OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 conceived sound? +:33 Hide ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 poison with such xDD sug'wed :33 wowds; +>w< Way ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ hands uWu on me; forbear, I ÚwÚ say, +Their ^.^ touch affwights me as :3 a serpent's sting. +Thou xDD bawefuw x3 messengew, >_< out >_> of my uWu sight! +:3 Upon >w< thy eye-bawws UwU muwdewous ^w^ tywanny +^w^ Sits in >w< gwim majesty ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the world. +Wook ^.^ nyot x3 upon uWu me, uWu fow UwU thinye eyes awe :33 wounding; +>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go away; xDD come, x3 basiwisk, +And :33 kiww OwO the innyocent >w< gazew with >w< thy :33 sight; +>_< Fow in OwO the shade >_> of death I uWu shaww find OwO joy- +UwU In life uWu but double death,'now :33 Gwoucestew's UwU dead. +x3 QUEEN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^.^ wate my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk ^.^ thus? +UwU Awthough OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was enemy ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>_> Yet ^.^ he UwU most Christian-like laments his ^w^ death; +And uWu fow ^-^ mysewf- ÚwÚ foe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 me- +OwO Might :3 wiquid >_< teaws, ^w^ ow heart-offending :3 gwoans, +Ow >w< bwood-consuming ;;w;; sighs, >_> wecaww his xDD wife, +I would >w< be uWu bwind with :3 weeping, uWu sick with :3 gwoans, +Wook OwO pawe as >w< pwimwose with UwU bwood-dwinking ;;w;; sighs, +And >w< aww ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> awive. +What xDD knyow I how OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may ^.^ deem >_> of x3 me? +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu but >w< howwow xDD fwiends: +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be judg'd I :3 made OwO the UwU Duke away; +^w^ So uWu shaww my name with ;;w;; swandew's :33 tongue >w< be ^-^ wounded, +And ^-^ pwinces' couwts >w< be fill'd with my reproach. +:3 This >_< get I uWu by his :33 death. ^w^ Ay uWu me, xDD unhappy! +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and xDD cwown'd with ;;w;; infamy! +KING HENRY. xDD Ah, >_> woe :3 is me uWu fow ^-^ Gwoucestew, wwetched ^w^ man! +x3 QUEEN. Be >_> woe uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ mowe wwetched than ^.^ he is. +>_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD tuwn ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy face? +I x3 am nyo ^-^ woathsome wepew- ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. +>_> What, art :3 thou >_< wike OwO the x3 addew waxen ^.^ deaf? +Be poisonyous UwU too, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy >w< fowwown Queen. +^-^ Is >w< aww >w< thy comfort OwO shut in :33 Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ tomb? +ÚwÚ Why, then Dame >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew >w< thy OwO joy. +Erect his >_> statue ÚwÚ and wowship it, +And ^-^ make my ^.^ image uWu but OwO an alehouse :3 sign. +>_> Was I uWu fow :3 this uWu nyigh wreck'd x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, +And ^w^ twice uWu by >_> awkwawd ^.^ wind ^-^ fwom England's bank +ÚwÚ Dwuv xDD back UwU again x3 unto my ÚwÚ nyative cwime? +What ^-^ boded :3 this uWu but ;;w;; weww-fowewawnying ^.^ wind +OwO Did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say >_> 'Seek ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ scowpion's nyest, +Nyow xDD set nyo >w< footing uWu on :3 this UwU unkind showe'? +What >_> did I then uWu but :33 cuws'd OwO the gentwe uWu gusts, +And ^.^ he UwU that woos'd them :3 fowth theiw brazen ^-^ caves; +And ;;w;; bid them blow towards England's bwessed shore, +Ow xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw >w< stewn x3 upon :3 a dreadful >w< wock? +>_> Yet Aeowus would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< muwdewew, +But weft UwU that ^-^ hatefuw >w< office x3 unto thee. +The >_> pwetty-vauwting ÚwÚ sea wefus'd ^-^ to drown uWu me, +:33 Knyowing UwU that :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu on showe +x3 With ;;w;; teaws as salt as ÚwÚ sea OwO thwough >w< thy unkindness; +The splitting wocks x3 cow'w'd in OwO the sinking sands +And would ^.^ nyot :3 dash me with theiw ^.^ wagged :3 sides, +xDD Because >w< thy xDD fwinty xDD heawt, ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than uWu they, +OwO Might in >w< thy :33 pawace pewish ^.^ Mawgawet. +UwU As :3 faw as I :33 couwd ken >w< thy chawky >_> cwiffs, +When ^-^ fwom >w< thy showe OwO the ^w^ tempest beat OwO us ^w^ back, +I ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the >_< hatches in OwO the storm; +And when OwO the dusky OwO sky >_< began ^-^ to x3 wob +UwU My eawnyest-gaping OwO sight >_> of >w< thy land's OwO view, +I took :3 a costly >_> jewew ^-^ fwom my ^.^ nyeck- +OwO A OwO heawt ^.^ it OwO was, bound in with uWu diamonds- +And >w< thwew ^.^ it towards >w< thy land. The ÚwÚ sea receiv'd xDD it; +And OwO so I :33 wish'd >w< thy ÚwÚ body UwU might my ÚwÚ heawt. +And x3 even with :3 this I lost fair England's OwO view, +And ;;w;; bid >_< minye eyes >w< be >_< packing with my xDD heawt, +And xDD caww'd them uWu bwind ÚwÚ and dusky >w< spectacwes +>_< Fow >w< wosing ken >_> of Albion's ÚwÚ wished x3 coast. +OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I OwO tempted Suffowk's tongue- +The uWu agent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw inconstancy- +ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and :3 witch uWu me, as >_> Ascanyius >_> did +When ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ madding >_< Dido would ^-^ unfowd +His >_< fathew's acts commenc'd in burning x3 Twoy! +OwO Am I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; witch'd >_< wike uWu hew? Ow :3 thou ^.^ nyot false >_< wike OwO him? +^w^ Ay uWu me, I can nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^w^ Die, Margaret, +>_< Fow ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ weeps UwU that :3 thou OwO dost live OwO so UwU wong. + +Nyoise within. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, >w< SAWISBUWY, +ÚwÚ and many x3 commons + +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is xDD wepowted, :3 mighty suvweign, +:33 That good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey twaitowouswy :3 is muwd'wed +By >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt's ^w^ means. +The commons, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^.^ hive >_> of ^w^ bees +:33 That UwU want theiw uWu weadew, scatter OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down +And cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who uWu they sting in his wevenge. +Myself ^.^ have calm'd theiw spweenfuw UwU mutiny +^.^ Untiw uWu they hear OwO the owdew >_> of his :33 death. +KING HENRY. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, good UwU Wawwick, 'tis xDD too true; +But how ^.^ he ;;w;; died :3 God knows, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Henwy. +x3 Entew his chambew, view his :33 bweathwess xDD cowpse, +And :33 comment then x3 upon his ^w^ sudden :33 death. +:3 WAWWICK. :33 That uWu shaww I uWu do, my ^.^ wiege. >w< Stay, >w< Sawisbuwy, +x3 With OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ wetuwn. Exit +Exit SALISBURY with OwO the x3 commons +KING HENRY. :3 O Thou UwU that xDD judgest >w< aww OwO things, stay my >_< thoughts- +UwU My >_> thoughts UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to >_< pewsuade my ^w^ souw +uWu Some viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid uWu on ;;w;; Humphwey's life! +>w< If my :3 suspect >w< be fawse, forgive uWu me, ÚwÚ God; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ judgment only doth belong ^-^ to ;;w;; Thee. +;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; chafe his paly lips +x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand OwO kisses ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ dwain +:3 Upon his ;;w;; face OwO an :33 ocean >_> of salt ;;w;; teaws +ÚwÚ To tell my love x3 unto his OwO dumb xDD deaf uWu twunk; +And with my fingers ;;w;; feew his hand un-feewing; +But >w< aww in vain awe ^.^ these UwU mean ;;w;; obsequies; +And ^-^ to >w< suwvey his UwU dead ÚwÚ and earthy ^-^ image, +What ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make my UwU sowwow greater? + +Bed >w< put :3 fowth with OwO the ÚwÚ body. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK + +:3 WAWWICK. Come hithew, >_< gwacious suvweign, view :3 this ÚwÚ body. +KING HENRY. :33 That :3 is ^-^ to UwU see how ^-^ deep my grave :3 is ^w^ made; +>_< Fow with his ^w^ souw xDD fwed >w< aww my :33 wowwdwy >w< sowace, +>_< Fow, >_< seeing ^w^ him, I UwU see my life in :33 death. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as my ^w^ souw xDD intends ^-^ to live +x3 With UwU that ;;w;; dwead UwU King UwU that took ^-^ ouw OwO state x3 upon :3 Him +ÚwÚ To free OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^-^ Fathew's xDD wwathfuw curse, +I ^-^ do believe UwU that viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid +:3 Upon OwO the life >_> of :3 this OwO thwice-famed >_> Duke. +SUFFOLK. OwO A dreadful ^-^ oath, sworn with :3 a sowemn uWu tongue! +What instance gives Wowd Warwick uWu fow his >_> vow? +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the UwU bwood :3 is ;;w;; settwed in his face. +Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a UwU timewy-pawted ^.^ ghost, +x3 Of x3 ashy sembwance, meagre, pawe, ÚwÚ and :3 bwoodwess, +>_> Being >w< aww descended ^-^ to OwO the >_> wabouwing xDD heawt, +Who, in OwO the conflict UwU that ^.^ it howds with >_< death, +uWu Attwacts OwO the >_> same uWu fow aidance >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy, +^w^ Which with OwO the OwO heawt there ÚwÚ coows, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew OwO wetuwnyeth +ÚwÚ To x3 bwush ÚwÚ and :33 beautify OwO the ^-^ cheek again. +But >_> see, his ;;w;; face :3 is bwack ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of bwood; +His eye-bawws further >_< out than when ^.^ he liv'd, +Stawing :33 fuww ghastwy >_< wike :3 a stwangwed >w< man; +His >_< haiw uprear'd, his nostrils stwetch'd with struggling; +His ^.^ hands ÚwÚ abwoad display'd, as ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd +And tugg'd uWu fow xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was uWu by OwO stwength ^-^ subdu'd. +Look, uWu on OwO the sheets his >_> haiw, you >_> see, :3 is >_< sticking; +His UwU weww-pwopowtion'd beard :3 made xDD wough ÚwÚ and rugged, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >w< cown uWu by ^w^ tempest >_< wodged. +^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was muwd'wed ^-^ hewe: +The :33 weast >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these signs ;;w;; wewe x3 pwobabwe. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^-^ who shouwd ^-^ do OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to UwU death? +Myself ÚwÚ and x3 Beaufowt xDD had him in pwotection; +And >_> we, I hope, ;;w;; siw, awe nyo ^w^ muwdewews. +:3 WAWWICK. But uWu both >_> of you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vow'd UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >_> foes; +And you, :33 fowsooth, xDD had OwO the good UwU Duke ^-^ to keep. +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike you would ^.^ nyot feast him >_< wike :3 a :3 fwiend; +And 'tis ;;w;; weww uWu seen ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO an enyemy. +x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then you, ;;w;; bewike, :3 suspect ^.^ these ÚwÚ nyobwemen +UwU As OwO guiwty >_> of UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ^.^ timewess :33 death. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^w^ heifew UwU dead ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding fresh, +And >_> sees fast uWu by :3 a butchew with OwO an ^w^ axe, +But uWu wiww :3 suspect 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO the slaughter? +OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^.^ pawtwidge in OwO the UwU puttock's ^w^ nyest +But ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye how OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was OwO dead, +UwU Awthough OwO the xDD kite soaw with ;;w;; unbwoodied xDD beak? +>_< Even OwO so suspicious :3 is :3 this tragedy. +x3 QUEEN. uWu Awe you OwO the uWu butchew, Suffowk? Where's >_> youw knife? +^-^ Is x3 Beaufowt term'd :3 a >_> kite? :3 Whewe awe his uWu tawons? +SUFFOLK. I wear nyo :33 knyife ^-^ to slaughter sweeping ^w^ men; +But >w< hewe's :3 a vengefuw ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; wusted with ease, +:33 That uWu shaww >w< be >_> scouwed in his x3 wancowous OwO heawt +:33 That swandews me with muwdew's :3 cwimson ÚwÚ badge. +Say ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, >_> pwoud Wowd >_> of Wawwickshiwe, +:33 That I x3 am faulty in UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's :33 death. +>_< Exeunt uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews +:3 WAWWICK. What dawes ^.^ nyot UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if false >_> Suffowk dare OwO him? +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot UwU cawm his contumelious ^.^ spiwit, +Nyow OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be OwO an awwogant OwO contwowwew, +^-^ Though >_> Suffowk dare him twenty ^w^ thousand x3 times. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ^.^ stiww- with uWu wevewence ^-^ may I ^w^ say; +>_< Fow every >_> wowd you speak in his behawf +^-^ Is :3 swandew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw dignyity. +SUFFOLK. Bwunt-witted lord, ^-^ ignyobwe in demeanyouw, +>w< If >w< evew wady wrong'd xDD hew lord OwO so xDD much, +x3 Thy mothew took OwO into xDD hew ^.^ bwamefuw bed +uWu Some >w< stewn :33 untutow'd churl, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >w< stock +>_> Was x3 gwaft with crab-tree slip, uWu whose fwuit :3 thou :3 awt, +And never >_> of OwO the Nyeviws' x3 nyobwe uWu wace. +:3 WAWWICK. But UwU that OwO the UwU guiwt >_> of murder :33 buckwews ^.^ thee, +And I shouwd x3 wob OwO the >_> deathsman >_> of his uWu fee, +:3 Quitting ÚwÚ thee ^.^ theweby >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ shames, +And UwU that my >_< suvweign's :3 pwesence makes me >_< miwd, +I ÚwÚ wouwd, false x3 muwd'wous xDD cowawd, uWu on >w< thy knee +UwU Make ÚwÚ thee UwU beg pawdon uWu fow >w< thy x3 passed OwO speech +And uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy mothew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ meant'st, +:33 That :3 thou thyself ÚwÚ was :3 bown in bastardy; +And, aftew >w< aww :3 this xDD feawfuw homage >_< donye, +>w< Give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heww, +>_< Pewnyicious bwood-suckew >_> of sweeping ^-^ men. +SUFFOLK. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ waking >_< whiwe I shed >w< thy blood, +>w< If ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwesence :3 thou :33 daw'st >w< go with >_> me. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 Away x3 even nyow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. +>w< Unwowthy >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, I'll :33 cope with ^.^ thee, +And ^-^ do >w< some service ^-^ to UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's UwU ghost. +>_< Exeunt x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK +KING HENRY. What stronger breastplate than :3 a OwO heawt xDD untainted? +>w< Thwice :3 is ^.^ he UwU awm'd UwU that ;;w;; hath his >_< quawwew just; +And ^.^ he uWu but naked, >w< though wock'd OwO up in steel, +uWu Whose ;;w;; conscience with ^w^ injustice :3 is ^.^ cowwupted. +;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] +x3 QUEEN. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? + +;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, with theiw weapons :33 dwawn + +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 wowds, >_> youw xDD wwathfuw weapons :33 dwawn +;;w;; Hewe in ^-^ ouw OwO pwesence! >w< Dawe you >w< be OwO so bold? +ÚwÚ Why, what ÚwÚ tumuwtuous clamour ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +SUFFOLK. The ^.^ twait'wous UwU Wawwick, with OwO the x3 men >_> of x3 Buwy, +ÚwÚ Set >w< aww x3 upon uWu me, :3 mighty sovereign. + +;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. uWu [To OwO the ÚwÚ Commons ^w^ within] >w< Siws, ^.^ stand apawt, OwO the UwU King +uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw mind. +x3 Dwead lord, OwO the x3 commons ^-^ send you >_> wowd uWu by me +>_< Unwess Wowd >_> Suffowk straight >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to >_< death, +Ow >w< banyished fair England's xDD tewwitowies, +^.^ They uWu wiww uWu by violence >w< teaw him ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 pawace +And >_> towtuwe him with grievous ling'ring :33 death. +^.^ They uWu say uWu by him OwO the good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ÚwÚ died; +^.^ They uWu say in him uWu they ;;w;; feaw >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ^w^ death; +And mere :33 instinct >_> of love ÚwÚ and ^w^ woyawty, +>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 a :3 stubbown >w< opposite >_> intent, +UwU As being ^w^ thought ^-^ to contwadict >_> youw uWu wiking, +:3 Makes them ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in his banishment. +^.^ They ÚwÚ say, in cawe >_> of >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, +:33 That ^-^ if >_> youw Highness shouwd intend ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep +And chawge UwU that nyo man shouwd >_< distuwb >_> youw rest, +UwU In pain >_> of >_> youw :33 diswike ^w^ ow pain >_> of >_< death, +xDD Yet, x3 nyotwithstanding such :3 a OwO stwait ÚwÚ edict, +Were there :3 a sewpent uWu seen with ^-^ fowked :33 tongue +:33 That slily >_> gwided towards >_> youw uWu Majesty, +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu but nyecessawy you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wak'd, +OwO West, being suffer'd in UwU that harmful ÚwÚ swumbew, +The x3 mowtaw wowm UwU might ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; sweep >_> etewnyaw. +And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do uWu they cwy, >w< though you forbid, +:33 That uWu they uWu wiww guawd you, whe'er you uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, +From such feww sewpents as false >_> Suffowk >_> is; +x3 With uWu whose envenyomed ÚwÚ and :33 fataw sting +Your :33 woving uncwe, twenty xDD times his ^.^ wowth, +^.^ They ÚwÚ say, :3 is shamefully >_> beweft >_> of wife. +x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my Wowd >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! +SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the commons, wude unpowish'd uWu hinds, +Could ^-^ send such xDD message ^-^ to theiw UwU suvweign; +But you, my lord, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be xDD empwoy'd, +ÚwÚ To show how OwO quaint OwO an OwO owatow you >_> awe. +But >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ;;w;; hath xDD won +^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the lord ambassador +xDD Sent ^-^ fwom :3 a sort >_> of tinkers ^-^ to OwO the King. +x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_< bweak in! +KING HENRY. Go, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and tell them >w< aww ^-^ fwom me +I :3 thank them uWu fow theiw >w< tendew :33 woving care; +And xDD had I ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ cited OwO so uWu by ;;w;; them, +>_> Yet >_> did I OwO puwpose as uWu they ^-^ do :33 entweat; +>_< Fow ^w^ suwe my >_> thoughts ^-^ do houwwy pwophesy +:33 Mischance x3 unto my OwO state uWu by Suffowk's ^w^ means. +And OwO thewefowe uWu by His uWu Majesty I sweaw, +uWu Whose :3 faw unworthy uWu deputy I OwO am, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot bweathe ÚwÚ infection in :3 this ÚwÚ aiw +But three >_< days longer, uWu on OwO the pain >_> of :33 death. +Exit SALISBURY +x3 QUEEN. :3 O Henry, let me >w< pwead uWu fow gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Ungentwe uWu Queen, ^-^ to caww him gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! +:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I ^w^ say; ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost >w< pwead uWu fow ^w^ him, +Thou xDD wiwt uWu but ÚwÚ add OwO incwease x3 unto my :3 wwath. +Had I uWu but said, I would ^.^ have ^-^ kept my ^w^ wowd; +But when I sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is iwwevocabwe. +>w< If aftew three OwO days' space :3 thou here be'st ;;w;; found +uWu On ^-^ any gwound UwU that I x3 am OwO wuwew :33 of, +The x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wansom uWu fow >w< thy wife. +^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, xDD come, good UwU Wawwick, >w< go with me; +I ^.^ have gweat mattews ^-^ to impawt ^-^ to thee. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK +x3 QUEEN. :33 Mischance ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >w< go ÚwÚ awong with xDD you! +^-^ Heawt's discontent ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw affliction +Be pwayfewwows ^-^ to ^-^ keep you >_> company! +There's two >_> of OwO you; OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ make :3 a third, +And threefold ;;w;; vengeance tend x3 upon >_> youw steps! +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Cease, gentwe uWu Queen, ^.^ these ^-^ execwations, +And let >w< thy >_> Suffowk UwU take his :33 heavy weave. +x3 QUEEN. :33 Fie, cowawd ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and soft-hearted >_< wwetch, +xDD Has :3 thou ^.^ nyot spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse UwU thinye x3 enyemy? +SUFFOLK. OwO A pwague x3 upon them! >w< Whewefowe shouwd I ^w^ cuwse >w< them? +Wouwd cuwses :33 kiww as doth OwO the mandrake's groan, +I would ^.^ invent as :33 bittew searching terms, +UwU As uWu cuwst, as xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and horrible ^-^ to OwO heaw, +;;w;; Dewivew'd stwongwy OwO thwough my uWu fixed x3 teeth, +x3 With :33 fuww as many signs >_> of >_> deadwy ^.^ hate, +UwU As lean-fac'd uWu Envy in xDD hew ^-^ woathsome UwU cave. +UwU My :33 tongue shouwd xDD stumbwe in >_< minye eawnyest x3 wowds, +Minye eyes shouwd >_> spawkwe >_< wike OwO the >_> beaten flint, +Minye >_< haiw >w< be xDD fix'd OwO an end, as ^-^ onye ^w^ distwact; +>w< Ay, every >_< joint shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ and ban; +And x3 even :3 nyow my ;;w;; buwden'd OwO heawt would bweak, +;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. OwO Poison >w< be theiw uWu dwink! +uWu Gaww, >_< wowse than :3 gaww, OwO the uWu daintiest UwU that uWu they taste! +Their x3 sweetest shade :3 a :3 gwuv >_> of UwU cypwess trees! +Their UwU chiefest OwO pwospect ;;w;; muwd'wing UwU basiwisks! +Their softest ^.^ touch as smawt as wizawds' stings! +Their music >w< fwightfuw as OwO the serpent's :3 hiss, +And boding screech-owls ^-^ make OwO the >w< consowt :33 fuww! +>w< aww OwO the ;;w;; fouw terrors in ^w^ dawk-seated xDD heww- +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Enyough, ^w^ sweet Suffowk, :3 thou >w< towment'st thysewf; +And ^.^ these ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cuwses, >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gainst glass, +Ow >_< wike OwO an overcharged :33 gun, uWu wecoiw, +And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the x3 fowce >_> of them x3 upon thysewf. +SUFFOLK. You bade me >_< ban, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; bid me weave? +Nyow, uWu by OwO the gwound UwU that I x3 am banish'd ^w^ fwom, +^.^ Weww :33 couwd I ^w^ cuwse away :3 a wintew's night, +^-^ Though standing ^.^ nyaked uWu on :3 a ^.^ mountain :3 top +:3 Whewe >_> biting x3 cowd would never let :3 gwass >_< gwow, +And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu but :3 a :3 minyute spent in sport. +x3 QUEEN. :33 O, let me entweat ÚwÚ thee cease! >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +:33 That I ^-^ may OwO dew ^.^ it with my xDD mouwnfuw teaws; +Nyow let OwO the ;;w;; wain >_> of >w< heaven wet :3 this place +ÚwÚ To wash away my :3 woefuw xDD monyuments. +:33 O, :33 couwd :3 this ÚwÚ kiss >w< be ;;w;; pwinted in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +:33 That :3 thou might'st ÚwÚ think x3 upon ^.^ these uWu by OwO the seal, +^.^ Thwough xDD whom :3 a ^w^ thousand sighs awe breath'd uWu fow thee! +UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow my gwief; +^.^ 'Tis uWu but UwU suwmis'd whiwes :3 thou art standing >_> by, +UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that suwfeits >w< thinking uWu on :3 a :3 want. +I uWu wiww repeal ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ow, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd, +Adventure ^-^ to >w< be >w< banyished mysewf; +And >w< banyished I OwO am, ^-^ if uWu but ^-^ fwom thee. +Go, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; x3 even :3 nyow >w< be gone. +:33 O, >w< go ^.^ nyot x3 yet! >_< Even ;;w;; thus two fwiends :33 condemn'd +E-Embwace, ÚwÚ and >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu weaves, +Loather :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times ^-^ to part than ^-^ die. +>_> Yet nyow, faweweww; ÚwÚ and faweweww life with thee! +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus :3 is UwU poow >_> Suffowk >w< ten xDD times UwU banyished, +>w< Once uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice uWu by ^.^ thee, +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand I cawe for, ^w^ wewt :3 thou thence; +OwO A x3 wiwdewnyess :3 is >w< popuwous enyough, +^w^ So >_> Suffowk xDD had >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy xDD company; +>_< Fow xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, there :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd itself, +x3 With every uWu sevewaw ^w^ pweasuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +And xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, desowation. +I can nyo mowe: Live :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ joy >w< thy life; +Myself nyo ^.^ joy in UwU nyought uWu but UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. + +x3 Entew UwU VAUX + +x3 QUEEN. Whither :33 goes xDD Vaux OwO so ^w^ fast? What UwU nyews, I x3 pwithee? +>_< VAUX. ÚwÚ To signify x3 unto his uWu Majesty +:33 That Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt :3 is at point >_> of ^w^ death; +>_< Fow :33 suddenwy :3 a grievous sicknyess took him +:33 That makes him gasp, ÚwÚ and stare, ÚwÚ and catch OwO the :3 aiw, +Blaspheming God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cuwsing x3 men uWu on xDD eawth. +>_< Sometime ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks as ^-^ if UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ghost +Were uWu by his ÚwÚ side; sometime ^.^ he calls OwO the UwU King +And whispers ^-^ to his ^w^ piwwow, as ^-^ to ^w^ him, +The >_> secwets >_> of his overcharged soul; +And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to tell his uWu Majesty +:33 That x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud uWu fow >_> him. +x3 QUEEN. uWu Go tell :3 this :33 heavy xDD message ^-^ to OwO the King. Exit UwU VAUX +^w^ Ay UwU me! What :3 is :3 this world! What UwU nyews awe x3 these! +But xDD whewefowe >w< gwieve I at OwO an hour's UwU poow loss, +Omitting Suffowk's x3 exiwe, my >_< souw's OwO tweasuwe? +UwU Why only, Suffowk, mourn I ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, +And with OwO the southern clouds >w< contend in teaws- +uWu Theiws uWu fow OwO the >w< eawth's increase, >_< minye uWu fow my UwU sowwows? +Nyow >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< hence: OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is UwU coming; +>w< If :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; found uWu by me; :3 thou art uWu but UwU dead. +SUFFOLK. >w< If I xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I cannyot :3 wive; +And in >w< thy OwO sight ^-^ to x3 die, what ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ewse +But >_< wike :3 a >_> pweasant swumbew in >w< thy :3 wap? +;;w;; Hewe :33 couwd I bweathe my ^w^ souw OwO into OwO the :3 aiw, +UwU As mild ÚwÚ and gentwe as OwO the >_> cwadwe-babe +UwU Dying with >_> mothew's uWu dug :3 between :3 its lips; +Whewe, ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ sight, I shouwd >w< be >_< waging mad +And x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy lips ^-^ to xDD stop my ^-^ mouth; +^w^ So shouldst :3 thou ;;w;; eithew xDD tuwn my fwying >_> souw, +Ow I shouwd bweathe ^.^ it OwO so OwO into >w< thy body, +And then ^.^ it uWu wiv'd in ^w^ sweet >_> Ewysium. +ÚwÚ To die uWu by ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^-^ to die in :3 jest: +From ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to die ;;w;; wewe >_> towtuwe ^-^ mowe than :33 death. +:33 O, let me ÚwÚ stay, befall what ^-^ may befall! +x3 QUEEN. xDD Away! ^-^ Though pawting >w< be :3 a fretful corrosive, +^w^ It :3 is appwied ^-^ to :3 a >_> deathfuw wound. +ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Suffowk. >_> Wet me hear ^-^ fwom thee; +>_< Fow whereso'er :3 thou art in :3 this world's UwU gwobe +I'll ^.^ have OwO an xDD Iwis UwU that uWu shaww find ÚwÚ thee >_< out. +SUFFOLK. I ^.^ go. +x3 QUEEN. And UwU take my OwO heawt with thee. [She OwO kisses xDD him] +SUFFOLK. OwO A ^-^ jewew, wock'd OwO into OwO the woefull'st ^-^ cask +:33 That >w< evew >_> did contain :3 a xDD thing >_> of worth. +>_< Even as :3 a ^-^ spwitted bark, OwO so sunder >_< we: +:3 This uWu way ^-^ faww I ^-^ to :33 death. +x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Wondon. ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BEAUFORT'S ;;w;; bedchambew + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in bed + +KING HENRY. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? xDD Speak, Beaufort, ^-^ to >w< thy sovereign. +CARDINAL. >w< If :3 thou be'st ^.^ Death I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee England's tweasuwe, +^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase such another ^w^ iswand, +^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt let me live ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feew nyo >w< pain. +KING HENRY. xDD Ah, what :3 a >w< sign ^.^ it :3 is >_> of evil life +:3 Whewe >_> death's xDD appwoach :3 is uWu seen OwO so UwU tewwibwe! +:3 WAWWICK. Beaufort, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy x3 suvweign ^-^ speaks ^-^ to thee. +CARDINAL. >_< Bwing me x3 unto my UwU twiaw when you uWu wiww. +>w< Died ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in his >_> bed? :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ die? +^w^ Can I ^-^ make x3 men live, whe'er uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo? +:33 O, >_> towtuwe me nyo ;;w;; mowe! I uWu wiww uWu confess. +ÚwÚ Awive OwO again? ;;w;; Then show me xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> is; +I'll ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo >_> eyes, OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; hath >_> bwinded ^.^ them. +^-^ Comb ;;w;; down his hair; look, xDD wook! ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upwight, +;;w;; Wike lime-twigs xDD set ^-^ to catch my >w< winged UwU souw! +>w< Give me >w< some drink; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the apothecawy +>_< Bwing OwO the >w< stwong :3 poison UwU that I bought >_> of >_> him. +KING HENRY. :3 O Thou eternal >_> Muvw >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, +Wook with :3 a gentwe eye x3 upon :3 this ^w^ wwetch! +:33 O, beat away OwO the busy meddwing x3 fiend +:33 That lays >w< stwong ^w^ siege x3 unto :3 this wretch's >_> souw, +And ^-^ fwom his uWu bosom ÚwÚ puwge :3 this bwack despair! +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death ^-^ do ^-^ make him grin +SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Distuwb him ;;w;; nyot, let him xDD pass ;;w;; peaceabwy. +KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to his >_> souw, ^-^ if God's good ^w^ pweasuwe xDD be! +Wowd >_< Cawd'nyaw, ^-^ if :3 thou think'st uWu on >_< heaven's >_< bwiss, +Hold OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ make signal >_> of >w< thy :33 hope. +ÚwÚ He ^.^ dies, ÚwÚ and makes nyo UwU sign: :3 O God, forgive :3 him! +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So OwO bad :3 a death :33 awgues :3 a monstrous wife. +KING HENRY. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to :33 judge, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ sinnyews all. +Close OwO up his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; +And let OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to meditation. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The >w< coast >_> of xDD Kent + +Awawum. OwO Fight at >_> sea. xDD Owdnyance :33 goes UwU off. x3 Entew :3 a LIEUTENANT, +:3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and his >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW uWu WHITMOWE, with uWu saiwows; +x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu othew GENTWEMEN, as prisoners + +WIEUTENyANT. The x3 gaudy, >_> bwabbing, ÚwÚ and wemowsefuw :3 day +^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; +And :3 nyow :3 woud-howwing wolves ;;w;; awouse OwO the UwU jades +:33 That drag OwO the ;;w;; twagic >_> mewanchowy >_< nyight; +OwO Who with theiw drowsy, swow, ÚwÚ and :33 fwagging x3 wings +x3 Cwip UwU dead xDD men's gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ misty x3 jaws +ÚwÚ Bweathe ;;w;; fouw xDD contagious :3 dawknyess in OwO the air. +OwO Thewefowe bwing :3 fowth OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 pwize; +>_< Fow, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw ^w^ pinnyace >_< anchows in OwO the Downs, +;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww uWu they ^-^ make theiw >_< wansom uWu on OwO the :33 sand, +Ow with theiw UwU bwood :33 stain :3 this ÚwÚ discowouwed UwU showe. +UwU Mastew, :3 this pwisonyew ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give I thee; +And :3 thou UwU that art his :33 mate ^-^ make ^w^ boot >_> of ^.^ this; +The xDD othew, Walter ^-^ Whitmowe, :3 is >w< thy ^w^ shawe. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What :3 is my wansom, :3 mastew, let me uWu knyow? +MASTER. OwO A ^w^ thousand cwowns, ^w^ ow ewse uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw head. +OwO MATE. And OwO so >w< much uWu shaww you >_> give, ^w^ ow x3 off :33 goes ^w^ youws. +WIEUTENyANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you >w< much ^-^ to pay two ^w^ thousand cwowns, +And bear OwO the name ÚwÚ and powt >_> of ;;w;; gentwemen? +xDD Cut uWu both OwO the villains' thwoats- uWu fow die you shall; +The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have lost in fight +Be counterpois'd with such :3 a :33 petty >_> sum! +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll ^w^ give it, uWu siw: ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe spawe my wife. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, ÚwÚ and wwite UwU home uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. +>_< WHITMOWE. I lost >_< minye eye in x3 waying OwO the UwU pwize >_< aboawd, +uWu [To SUFFOLK] And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to wevenge it, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ die; +And OwO so shouwd :33 these, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. +WIEUTENyANT. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wash; UwU take wansom, let him wive. +SUFFOLK. Wook uWu on my >_> Geowge, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: +OwO Wate me at what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_< paid. +>_< WHITMOWE. And OwO so x3 am :3 I: my name :3 is Walter Whitmowe. +OwO How nyow! UwU Why start'st thou? >_> What, doth death >w< affwight? +SUFFOLK. x3 Thy name affwights uWu me, in uWu whose :33 sound :3 is :33 death. +OwO A ÚwÚ cunnying man >_> did calculate my biwth +And told me UwU that uWu by >w< watew I shouwd ^.^ die; +>_> Yet let ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< be >_> bwoody-minded; +x3 Thy name :3 is UwU Guawtiew, being >w< wightwy xDD sounded. +>_< WHITMOWE. Gualtier ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Wawtew, ;;w;; which ^.^ it :3 is I cawe nyot: +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet >_> did base ^-^ dishonyouw bwuw ^-^ ouw name +But with ^-^ ouw >_< swowd ^-^ we ^.^ wip'd away OwO the >_> bwot; +:33 Thewefowe, when ÚwÚ mewchant-wike I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ wevenge, +Broke >w< be my ;;w;; swowd, my ÚwÚ awms ^-^ town ÚwÚ and xDD defac'd, +And I pwocwaim'd :3 a cowawd OwO thwough OwO the world. +SUFFOLK. >w< Stay, ^-^ Whitmowe, uWu fow >w< thy pwisonyew :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, +The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Powe. +>_< WHITMOWE. The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk muffwed OwO up in rags? +SUFFOLK. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these ^.^ wags awe nyo part >_> of OwO the >_< Duke: +OwO Juv sometime went :33 disguis'd, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? +WIEUTENyANT. But OwO Juv ÚwÚ was never slain, as :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU be. +SUFFOLK. Obscure ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy ^.^ swain, UwU King Henry's blood, +The honyouwabwe UwU bwood >_> of UwU Wancastew, +Must ^.^ nyot >w< be shed uWu by such :3 a >w< jaded >w< gwoom. +xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot kiss'd >w< thy hand ÚwÚ and held my >_< stiwwup, +ÚwÚ Baweheaded pwodded uWu by my foot-cloth OwO muwe, +And ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee x3 happy when I shook my >_< head? +OwO How >_< often x3 hast :3 thou waited at my ^.^ cup, +OwO Fed ^-^ fwom my trencher, uWu knyeew'd ;;w;; down at OwO the board, +When I ^.^ have :33 feasted with Queen Margaret? +Wemembew it, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> cwestfaww'n, +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and allay ;;w;; thus >w< thy abortive :33 pwide, +OwO How in ^-^ ouw OwO voiding-wobby x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ stood +And duwy waited uWu fow my UwU coming fowth. +:3 This hand >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath :3 wwit in >w< thy :3 behawf, +And OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ it chawm >w< thy riotous OwO tongue. +>_< WHITMOWE. xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu shaww I :33 stab OwO the >w< fowwown uWu swain? +WIEUTENyANT. >w< Fiwst let my uWu wowds :33 stab ^w^ him, as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> me. +SUFFOLK. xDD Base slave, >w< thy uWu wowds awe uWu bwunt, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. +WIEUTENyANT. uWu Convey him hence, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< wongboat's >_> side +Stwike x3 off his head. +SUFFOLK. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow >w< thy >w< own. +WIEUTENyANT. >_> Poowe! +SUFFOLK. Poole? +WIEUTENyANT. >w< Ay, ^w^ kennyew, uWu puddwe, ^w^ sink, uWu whose uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and dirt +Troubles OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew spwing xDD whewe ^.^ Engwand ^-^ dwinks; +Nyow uWu wiww I dam OwO up :3 this >w< thy uWu yawnying OwO mouth +>_< Fow swawwowing OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO the realm. +x3 Thy wips, UwU that kiss'd OwO the uWu Queen, uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep OwO the ground; +And :3 thou UwU that smil'dst at good UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's death +uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess x3 winds ^-^ shawt grin in vain, +OwO Who in >_> contempt uWu shaww uWu hiss at ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ again; +And ^w^ wedded >w< be :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the >w< hags >_> of heww +>_< Fow daring ^-^ to uWu affy :3 a :3 mighty lord +^.^ Unto OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ^.^ wowthwess ^-^ king, +Having neither :3 subject, :33 weawth, :3 nyow diadem. +By uWu deviwish powicy art :3 thou UwU gwown >_> gweat, +And, >_< wike ambitious ÚwÚ Sywwa, >_< uvwgowg'd +x3 With OwO gobbets >_> of >w< thy >_> mothew's ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ heawt. +By ÚwÚ thee Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye ;;w;; wewe :3 sowd ^-^ to xDD Fwance; +The false wevowting Nyowmans thowough ÚwÚ thee +UwU Disdain ^-^ to caww OwO us ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and Picardy +;;w;; Hath OwO swain theiw governors, UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowts, +And x3 sent OwO the ^.^ wagged xDD sowdiews >_< wounded UwU home. +The >_< pwincewy UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and OwO the Nevils aww, +uWu Whose dreadful >_> swowds ;;w;; wewe never :33 dwawn in vain, +UwU As ÚwÚ hating ^.^ thee, awe x3 wising OwO up in arms; +And :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of Yowk- OwO thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown +By shameful murder >_> of :3 a :33 guiwtwess ;;w;; king +And lofty >_> pwoud ^w^ encwoaching tywanny- +Buwns with revenging fire, uWu whose ^w^ hopefuw colours +:33 Advance ^-^ ouw ^-^ hawf-fac'd >_> sun, x3 stwiving ^-^ to uWu shinye, +^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 is :3 wwit 'Invitis >w< nyubibus.' +The x3 commons here in xDD Kent awe OwO up in arms; +And ^-^ to conclude, >_> wepwoach ÚwÚ and beggary +^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the :33 pawace >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, +And >w< aww uWu by thee. xDD Away! convey him ^-^ hence. +SUFFOLK. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to >_> shoot :3 fowth thundew +:3 Upon ^.^ these pawtwy, ÚwÚ sewviwe, :3 abject xDD dwudges! +^w^ Smaww >w< things ^-^ make base x3 men ÚwÚ pwoud: :3 this villain ;;w;; hewe, +>_> Being x3 captain >_> of :3 a pinnace, UwU thweatens ^-^ mowe +>w< Than OwO Bawguwus, OwO the >w< stwong Iwwywian ÚwÚ piwate. +Dwonyes x3 suck ^.^ nyot >_< eagwes' UwU bwood uWu but x3 wob xDD beehives. +^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that I shouwd die +By such :3 a >_> wowwy vassaw as thysewf. +x3 Thy uWu wowds move ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wemowse in >_> me. +I >w< go >_> of xDD message ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen ^-^ to France: +I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; waft me OwO safewy cross OwO the ^-^ Channyew. +WIEUTENyANT. ÚwÚ Wawtew- +>_< WHITMOWE. ^w^ Come, Suffowk, I >w< must ;;w;; waft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 death. +SUFFOLK. Gelidus timow >w< occupat ^w^ awtus: ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ thee I fear. +>_< WHITMOWE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw before I xDD weave thee. +>_> What, awe ye xDD daunted ^w^ nyow? Nyow uWu wiww ye stoop? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, entweat ^w^ him, speak him x3 faiw. +SUFFOLK. Suffowk's >w< impewiaw :33 tongue :3 is x3 stem ÚwÚ and :3 wough, +Us'd ^-^ to ^.^ command, ;;w;; untaught ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow OwO favouw. +Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ we shouwd uWu honyouw such as ^.^ these +x3 With humbwe suit: no, wathew let my head +>_> Stoop ^-^ to OwO the bwock than ^.^ these knyees bow ^-^ to ^-^ any +ÚwÚ Save ^-^ to OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my king; +And sooner ^-^ dance x3 upon :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ powe +>w< Than ^.^ stand :33 uncuvw'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU vuwgaw >w< gwoom. +^.^ Twue uWu nyobiwity :3 is :3 exempt ^-^ fwom feaw: +Mowe can I bear than you dare execute. +WIEUTENyANT. Hawe him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and let him talk nyo more. +SUFFOLK. ^w^ Come, soldiers, show what cruelty ye ^-^ can, +:33 That :3 this my death ^-^ may never >w< be fowgot- +Great x3 men ^w^ oft die uWu by :3 viwe bezonyians: +OwO A Woman sworder ÚwÚ and uWu banditto ^w^ swave +Muwdew'd ^w^ sweet ^-^ Tuwwy; ^w^ Bwutus' xDD bastawd hand +>_< Stabb'd Julius xDD Caesaw; savage ^w^ iswandews +;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk >_> dies uWu by ÚwÚ piwates. +Exit :3 WAWTEW with x3 SUFFOWK +WIEUTENyANT. And as uWu fow :33 these, uWu whose >_< wansom ^-^ we ^.^ have set, +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 depawt; +OwO Thewefowe come you with >w< us, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the OwO FIWST >_> GENTWEMAN + +;;w;; We-entew WHITMOWE with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ body + +>_< WHITMOWE. Thewe let his head ÚwÚ and lifeless ÚwÚ body >_< wie, +^.^ Untiw OwO the Queen his ^w^ mistwess :33 buwy it. Exit +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^w^ spectacwe! +His ÚwÚ body uWu wiww I bear x3 unto OwO the King. +>w< If ^.^ he wevenge ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww his fwiends; +^w^ So uWu wiww OwO the uWu Queen, UwU that :3 wiving held him ;;w;; deaw. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Blackheath + +x3 Entew GEORGE :33 BEVIS ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN >_< HOWWAND + +GEORGE. Come ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; swowd, >w< though :3 made >_> of :3 a >_< wath; uWu they ^.^ have +>_< been OwO up ^.^ these two ^.^ days. +:3 JOHN. ^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep nyow, xDD then. +GEORGE. I tell ÚwÚ thee x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade OwO the OwO cwothiew :3 means ^-^ to dwess OwO the +^-^ commonweawth, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn it, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 a OwO nyew nap x3 upon it. +:3 JOHN. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ nyeed, uWu fow 'tis ^-^ thweadbawe. Weww, I uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never +>_> mewwy x3 wowwd in ^.^ Engwand >_< since gentlemen came :33 up. +GEORGE. :3 O xDD misewabwe OwO age! OwO Viwtue :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded in ;;w;; handicwaftsmen. +:3 JOHN. The uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to >w< go in weathew >_< apwons. +GEORGE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO the King's ;;w;; Counciw awe nyo good ^.^ wowkmen. +:3 JOHN. True; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said 'Labour in >w< thy x3 vocation'; ;;w;; which :3 is +as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as >w< 'Wet OwO the ÚwÚ magistwates >w< be >_> wabouwing ;;w;; men'; ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ we >w< be magistrates. +GEORGE. Thou x3 hast :3 hit xDD it; uWu fow :33 thewe's nyo better >w< sign >_> of :3 a bwave +:33 mind than :3 a ^-^ hawd hand. +:3 JOHN. I UwU see them! I UwU see them! There's >_< Best's UwU son, OwO the >_> tannyew >_> of +^w^ Wingham- +GEORGE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ skins >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu dog's +weathew >_> of. +:3 JOHN. And :33 Dick OwO the UwU butchew- +GEORGE. ;;w;; Then :3 is xDD sin struck down, >_< wike OwO an ox, ÚwÚ and iniquity's ^w^ thwoat +ÚwÚ cut >_< wike :3 a UwU cawf. +:3 JOHN. And Smith OwO the weaver- +GEORGE. xDD Awgo, theiw thwead >_> of life :3 is uWu spun. +:3 JOHN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's ^-^ faww in with ^.^ them. + +^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew ^w^ CADE, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH +OwO THE WEAVER, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ SAWYEW, with >_< infinyite ÚwÚ nyumbews + +uWu CADE. We uWu John xDD Cade, OwO so term'd >_> of ^-^ ouw supposed >_> fathew- +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] Ow ^.^ wathew, >_> of >_< steawing :3 a ^-^ cade >_> of uWu hewwings. +uWu CADE. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies uWu shaww ^-^ faww before >w< us, inspiwed with OwO the +spirit >_> of OwO putting ;;w;; down kings ÚwÚ and princes- xDD command silence. +OwO DICK. :33 Siwence! +uWu CADE. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a Mortimer- +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a good OwO bwickwayew. +uWu CADE. UwU My mothew :3 a Plantagenet- +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] I knew xDD hew ;;w;; weww; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD midwife. +uWu CADE. UwU My UwU wife descended >_> of OwO the OwO Wacies- +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] She OwO was, :3 indeed, :3 a :33 pedwaw's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd many +:33 waces. +xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 nyow >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^w^ twavew with xDD hew furr'd +xDD pack, ^.^ she :33 washes ;;w;; bucks here at UwU home. +uWu CADE. OwO Thewefowe x3 am I >_> of OwO an honyouwabwe >_< house. +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, OwO the field :3 is xDD honyouwabwe, ÚwÚ and there +ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 bown, uWu undew :3 a >_> hedge, uWu fow his fathew xDD had never :3 a house uWu but +OwO the >_> cage. +uWu CADE. OwO Vawiant I ÚwÚ am. +xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] 'A >w< must ÚwÚ nyeeds; uWu fow beggary :3 is uWu vawiant. +uWu CADE. I x3 am able ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^w^ much. +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyo xDD question >_> of UwU that; uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu seen him uWu whipt three +mawket >_< days >w< togethew. +uWu CADE. I ;;w;; feaw neither >_< swowd :3 nyow >w< fiwe. +xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu fow his :3 coat :3 is >_> of +proof. +OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] But >w< methinks ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand in ;;w;; feaw >_> of fire, being +buwnt >w< i' th' hand uWu fow >_< steawing >_> of sheep. +uWu CADE. Be brave, then, uWu fow >_> youw x3 captain :3 is brave, ÚwÚ and >_< vows +UwU wefowmation. Thewe uWu shaww >w< be in ^.^ Engwand :3 seven OwO hawfpenny woaves +:3 sowd uWu fow :3 a UwU penny; OwO the thwee-hoop'd pot uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< ten uWu hoops; ÚwÚ and +I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> fewony ^-^ to dwink small OwO beew. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww >w< be +in ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and in >_< Cheapside uWu shaww my palfrey >w< go ^-^ to gwass. And +when I x3 am >_< king- as ;;w;; king I uWu wiww >w< be +ALL. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! +uWu CADE. I :3 thank you, good people- there uWu shaww >w< be nyo money; >w< aww uWu shaww +xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink uWu on my score, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww apparel them >w< aww in ^-^ onye +x3 wivewy, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may agree >_< wike bwothews ÚwÚ and wowship me theiw +:33 wowd. +OwO DICK. The ^.^ fiwst xDD thing ^-^ we uWu do, wet's :33 kiww >w< aww OwO the lawyers. +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I UwU mean ^-^ to do. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, UwU that +>_> of OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of OwO an innyocent ÚwÚ wamb shouwd >w< be :3 made parchment? :33 That +parchment, being >w< scwibbw'd xDD o'ew, shouwd ;;w;; undo :3 a man? uWu Some uWu say OwO the +:3 bee :33 stings; uWu but I uWu say 'tis OwO the ^-^ bee's ^-^ wax; uWu fow I >_> did uWu but >w< seaw UwU once +^-^ to :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ was never >_< minye >_> own man since. OwO How nyow! >w< Who's +thewe? + +x3 Entew some, ÚwÚ bwinging in OwO the >w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM + +xDD SMITH. The clerk >_> of :3 Chatham. ÚwÚ He can wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and UwU cast +accompt. +uWu CADE. :3 O monstrous! +xDD SMITH. We took him setting >_> of b-boys' ^w^ copies. +uWu CADE. Here's :3 a viwwain! +xDD SMITH. xDD Has :3 a book in his ;;w;; pocket with wed letters >w< in't. +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ;;w;; conjuwew. +OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he can ^-^ make obwigations ÚwÚ and wwite ^-^ couwt-hand. +uWu CADE. I x3 am >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the man :3 is :3 a pwopew man, >_> of >_< minye >_> honyouw; +unwess I find him guilty, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. Come hithew, ÚwÚ siwwah, +I >w< must OwO examinye thee. What :3 is >w< thy name? +CLERK. Emmanyuew. +OwO DICK. ^.^ They ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of ^-^ wettews; 'twill >w< go ^-^ hawd +with you. +uWu CADE. >_> Wet me awonye. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow x3 hast :3 thou :3 a +mark ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wike :3 a >w< honyest ^.^ pwain-deawing man? +CLERK. >_> Siw, I :3 thank God, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ bwought OwO up UwU that I can +wwite my >w< nyame. +ALL. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. :3 Away with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a +^-^ twaitow. +uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, I :33 say! >w< Hang him with his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown about +his ÚwÚ nyeck. Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the >w< CWEWK + +x3 Entew ^w^ MICHAEW + +>_< MICHAEW. Where's ^-^ ouw General? +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO am, :3 thou pawticuwaw fewwow. +>_< MICHAEW. >w< Fwy, fly, ;;w;; fwy! Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his bwothew awe +^-^ hawd >_> by, with OwO the King's forces. +uWu CADE. ÚwÚ Stand, viwwain, ^.^ stand, ^w^ ow I'll feww ÚwÚ thee down. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be +UwU encount'wed with :3 a man as good as :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 knyight, +:3 is 'a? +>_< MICHAEW. >_< Nyo. +uWu CADE. ÚwÚ To >w< equaw ^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a x3 knyight >_> pwesentwy. +OwO [Knyeews] Rise uWu up, Sir uWu John >w< Mowtimew. [Wises] Nyow ^.^ have at :3 him! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM +his :33 bwothew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +STAFFOWD. Rebellious uWu hinds, OwO the uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ scum >_> of ^.^ Kent, +Mark'd uWu fow OwO the gawwows, uWu way >_> youw weapons ;;w;; down; +:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw >w< cottages, >_> fowsake :3 this x3 gwoom; +The UwU King :3 is mewcifuw ^-^ if you uWu wevowt. +WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. But :33 angwy, ^.^ wwathfuw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to blood, +>w< If you >w< go forward; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ ow ^-^ die. +uWu CADE. UwU As uWu fow ^.^ these UwU siwken-coated ;;w;; swaves, I xDD pass not; +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; peopwe, UwU that I ÚwÚ speak, +uWu O'ew whom, in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, I >w< hope ^-^ to :33 weign; +>_< Fow I x3 am ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the ^w^ cwown. +STAFFOWD. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< pwastewew; +And :3 thou thyself :3 a sheawman, art :3 thou not? +uWu CADE. And :33 Adam ÚwÚ was :3 a gawdenyew. +WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. And what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :33 this: Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, +^-^ Mawwied OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' >_> daughtew, >_> did ^.^ he not? +STAFFOWD. >w< Ay, sir. +uWu CADE. By xDD hew ^.^ he xDD had two chiwdwen at ^-^ onye uWu biwth. +WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. ^.^ That's ^-^ fawse. +uWu CADE. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ question; uWu but I uWu say 'tis true. +The ÚwÚ ewdew >_> of them being >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ nyuwse, +>_> Was uWu by :3 a ;;w;; beggaw-woman stow'n ^w^ away, +And, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of his biwth ÚwÚ and x3 pawentage, +x3 Became :3 a bwickwayew when ^.^ he came ^-^ to age. +His :3 son x3 am I; deny ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^.^ can. +OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis xDD too true; OwO thewefowe ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be xDD king. +xDD SMITH. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 made :3 a chimney in my >_< fathew's OwO house, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bwicks +awe x3 awive at :3 this :3 day ^-^ to testify xDD it; OwO thewefowe deny ^.^ it not. +STAFFOWD. And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ cwedit :3 this base :33 dwudge's uWu wowds +:33 That ^-^ speaks ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; what? +ALL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; OwO thewefowe >_< get ye gone. +WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. x3 Jack xDD Cade, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught you ÚwÚ this. +uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 wies, uWu fow I xDD invented ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf- uWu Go ^.^ to, ÚwÚ siwwah, +tell OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom me UwU that uWu fow his >_< fathew's UwU sake, ^-^ Henwy OwO the +OwO Fifth, in uWu whose UwU time :3 boys went ^-^ to OwO span-countew uWu fow xDD Fwench cwowns, +I x3 am ^.^ content ^.^ he uWu shaww :33 weign; uWu but I'll >w< be Protector xDD uvw >_> him. +OwO DICK. And fuwthewmowe, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the Wowd >w< Say's head uWu fow >w< sewwing +OwO the :33 dukedom >_> of >w< Mainye. +uWu CADE. And good ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ theweby :3 is ^.^ Engwand main'd ÚwÚ and fain ^-^ to >w< go +with :3 a staff, uWu but UwU that my ^-^ puissance howds ^.^ it :33 up. Fellow ÚwÚ kings, I +tell you UwU that UwU that Wowd Say ;;w;; hath ^.^ gewded OwO the commonweawth ÚwÚ and :3 made +^.^ it OwO an eunuch; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he can speak x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +STAFFOWD. :3 O :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe ignorance! +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ if you uWu can; OwO the Frenchmen awe ^-^ ouw enyemies. uWu Go ^.^ to, +then, I ÚwÚ ask uWu but :33 this: can ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks with OwO the :33 tongue >_> of OwO an +enemy >w< be :3 a good ÚwÚ counsewwow, ^w^ ow nyo? +ALL. No, no; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have his head. +WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. Weww, >_< seeing gentwe uWu wowds uWu wiww ^.^ nyot prevail, +Assaiw them with OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the King. +STAFFOWD. OwO Hewawd, away; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thwoughout every ^-^ town +UwU Pwocwaim them ^-^ twaitows UwU that awe OwO up with uWu Cade; +:33 That x3 those ;;w;; which UwU fwy before OwO the ^-^ battwe ends +uWu May, x3 even in theiw ÚwÚ wives'and ^-^ chiwdwen's ^-^ sight, +Be ;;w;; hang'd OwO up uWu fow example at theiw doows. +And you UwU that >w< be OwO the King's fwiends, follow >_> me. +>_< Exeunt OwO the OwO TWO ^.^ STAFFOWDS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews +uWu CADE. And you UwU that love OwO the x3 commons follow >_> me. +Nyow show youwsewves ^w^ men; 'tis uWu fow :33 wibewty. +We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^-^ onye lord, ^-^ onye ^w^ gentweman; +uWu Spawe UwU nyonye uWu but such as >w< go in cwouted :3 shoon, +>_< Fow uWu they awe thwifty >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and such +UwU As would- uWu but UwU that uWu they dare nyot- UwU take ^-^ ouw pawts. +OwO DICK. ^.^ They awe >w< aww in owdew, ÚwÚ and mawch towawd ÚwÚ us. +uWu CADE. But then awe ^-^ we in owdew when ^-^ we awe UwU most >_< out >_> of x3 owdew. ^w^ Come, +mawch :3 fowwawd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of Blackheath + +Alarums ^-^ to OwO the fight, wherein uWu both OwO the ^.^ STAFFOWDS awe slain. +x3 Entew ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the west + +uWu CADE. Where's ;;w;; Dick, OwO the butchew >_> of ^.^ Ashfowd? +OwO DICK. Here, sir. +uWu CADE. ^.^ They feww before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and ^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD behavedst +thyself as ^-^ if :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been in UwU thinye >_> own swaughtew-house; +OwO thewefowe ;;w;; thus uWu wiww I reward ^w^ thee- OwO the x3 Went uWu shaww >w< be as wong +UwU again as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a licence ^-^ to :33 kiww uWu fow :3 a +^-^ hundwed UwU wacking ^w^ onye. +OwO DICK. I desiwe nyo more. +uWu CADE. And, ^-^ to speak truth, :3 thou >_> desewv'st nyo less. OwO [Putting uWu on ÚwÚ SIW +>w< HUMPHWEY'S >_> bwigandinye] :3 This :33 monyument >_> of OwO the OwO victowy uWu wiww I ^-^ beaw, +ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies uWu shaww >w< be dwagged at my horse ^.^ heews ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do come +^-^ to London, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mayow's >_< swowd ÚwÚ bownye before ÚwÚ us. +OwO DICK. >w< If ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to thrive ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu good, >_< bweak open OwO the :33 gaows ÚwÚ and +let >_< out OwO the ;;w;; pwisonyews. +uWu CADE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. ^w^ Come, wet's mawch towards +Wondon. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the KING with :3 a ÚwÚ suppwication, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ head; +OwO the DUKE >_< OF :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD SAY + +x3 QUEEN. Oft ^.^ have I heard UwU that >w< gwief >_< softens OwO the :33 mind +And makes ^.^ it xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ degenyewate; +:33 Think OwO thewefowe uWu on wevenge ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to weep. +But ^-^ who can OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu this? +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ may his head lie uWu on my throbbing breast; +But ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ body UwU that I shouwd ^w^ embwace? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to OwO the rebels' +suppwication? +KING HENRY. I'll ^-^ send >w< some holy ^w^ bishop ^-^ to :33 entweat; +>_< Fow :3 God fowbid OwO so many ÚwÚ simpwe souws +;;w;; Shouwd pewish uWu by OwO the :3 swowd! And I ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Wathew than bwoody OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut them showt, +uWu Wiww UwU pawwey with x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade theiw ^.^ genyewaw. +But ÚwÚ stay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw UwU once again. +x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^.^ bawbawous ^-^ viwwains! ;;w;; Hath :3 this UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face +Rul'd >_< wike :3 a wandewing ^w^ pwanyet xDD uvw uWu me, +And :33 couwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot enforce them ^-^ to wewent +:33 That ;;w;; wewe unworthy ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the same? +KING HENRY. Wowd Say, x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath sworn ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy head. +UwU SAY. >w< Ay, uWu but I >w< hope >_> youw Highness uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ his. +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, >_> madam! +OwO Stiww >_> wamenting ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow Suffowk's UwU death? +I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, love, ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had >_< been OwO dead, +Thou wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> me. +x3 QUEEN. No, my love, I shouwd ^.^ nyot mourn, uWu but die uWu fow thee. + +x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW + +KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such haste? +MESSENGEW. The rebels awe in Southwawk; fly, my wowd! +x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade proclaims ^-^ himsewf Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, +:33 Descended ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' OwO house, +And calls >_> youw OwO Gwace usuwpew, openly, +And >_< vows ^-^ to :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf in Westminstew. +His ;;w;; awmy :3 is :3 a ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ muwtitude +x3 Of hinds ÚwÚ and :33 peasants, wude ÚwÚ and x3 mewciwess; +Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his >_< bwothew's death +;;w;; Hath >w< given them OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :33 couwage ^-^ to :3 pwoceed. +^-^ Aww x3 schowaws, x3 wawyews, :3 couwtiews, gentlemen, +^.^ They caww false ^-^ catewpiwwaws ÚwÚ and intend theiw :33 death. +KING HENRY. :3 O gwacewess >_< men! uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu they do. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, retire ^-^ to ÚwÚ Kiwwingwowth +^.^ Untiw :3 a power >w< be rais'd ^-^ to >w< put them down. +x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 nyow alive, +^.^ These x3 Kentish rebels would >w< be >_> soon x3 appeas'd! +KING HENRY. Wowd Say, OwO the ^-^ twaitows UwU hate thee; +OwO Thewefowe away with OwO us ^-^ to Kiwwingwowth. +UwU SAY. ^w^ So UwU might >_> youw Gwace's person >w< be in >_> dangew. +The OwO sight >_> of me :3 is ^-^ odious in theiw ^w^ eyes; +And OwO thewefowe in :3 this :33 city uWu wiww I stay +And live :3 awonye as >w< secwet as I OwO may. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW + +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ gotten UwU Wondon ÚwÚ Bwidge. +The xDD citizens UwU fwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake theiw OwO houses; +The >w< wascaw ;;w;; peopwe, x3 thiwsting aftew xDD pwey, +Join with OwO the traitor; ÚwÚ and uWu they jointwy uWu sweaw +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ spoiw OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 woyaw couwt. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then wingew ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ away, UwU take ÚwÚ howse. +KING HENRY. Come ^w^ Mawgawet; God, ^-^ ouw hope, uWu wiww succour ÚwÚ us. +x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< hope :3 is gone, :3 nyow >_> Suffowk :3 is >_> deceas'd. +KING HENRY. uWu [To LORD UwU SAY] Faweweww, my lord, xDD twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 Kentish +ÚwÚ webews. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Twust >_> nyobody, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw you >w< be >_< betway'd. +UwU SAY. The xDD twust I ^.^ have :3 is in >_< minye innyocence, +And OwO thewefowe x3 am I bowd ÚwÚ and resolute. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Wondon. The >w< Towew + +x3 Entew LORD ^.^ SCAWES :3 Upon OwO the :33 Towew, >_< wawking. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew two ^w^ ow three uWu CITIZENS, +x3 bewow + +SCAWES. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade uWu swain? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, my lord, :3 nyow :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be slain; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have +xDD won OwO the bwidge, :33 kiwwing >w< aww x3 those UwU that ^w^ withstand ^.^ them. +The Wowd >w< Mayow x3 cwaves aid >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the +:33 Towew, ^-^ to ^w^ defend OwO the :33 city ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ webews. +SCAWES. Such aid as I can spawe you uWu shaww ^.^ command, +But I x3 am twoubwed here with them mysewf; +The rebels ^.^ have assay'd ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the :33 Towew. +But >_< get you ^-^ to :33 Smithfiewd, ÚwÚ and x3 gathew uWu head, +And thithew I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^.^ Matthew uWu Goffe; +OwO Fight uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; King, >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and >_> youw lives; +And so, ^.^ faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must x3 hence again. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Wondon. Cannon uWu stweet + +x3 Entew uWu JACK ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and strikes his xDD staff uWu on UwU Wondon Stonye + +uWu CADE. Nyow :3 is OwO Mowtimew lord >_> of :3 this :33 city. And ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ sitting x3 upon +UwU Wondon :3 Stonye, I chawge ÚwÚ and xDD command UwU that, >_> of OwO the x3 city's ^-^ cost, OwO the +:3 pissing conduit run nyothing uWu but claret xDD winye :3 this ^.^ fiwst yeaw >_> of +^-^ ouw OwO weign. And :3 nyow henceforward ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be uWu tweason uWu fow ^-^ any UwU that +calls me uWu othew than Wowd >w< Mowtimew. + +x3 Entew :3 a uWu SOWDIEW, x3 wunnying + +^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! +uWu CADE. UwU Knyock him ;;w;; down ^.^ thewe. ^.^ [They :33 kiww xDD him] +xDD SMITH. >w< If :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, :3 he'ww never caww ye x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ^-^ mowe; +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a vewy fair warning. +OwO DICK. UwU My lord, :33 thewe's OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^.^ gathewed >_> togethew in Smithfield. +uWu CADE. Come then, wet's >w< go fight with ^.^ them. But ^.^ fiwst >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD set +UwU Wondon Bridge uWu on uWu fiwe; :3 and, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, >_< buwn ;;w;; down OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ too. +^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Wondon. OwO Smithfiewd + +Awawums. ^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, +with his >_> company + +uWu CADE. UwU So, sirs. Nyow >w< go >w< some ÚwÚ and >_< puww ;;w;; down OwO the :33 Savoy; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to th' +Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt; ;;w;; down with them all. +OwO DICK. I ^.^ have :3 a suit x3 unto >_> youw >_> wowdship. +uWu CADE. Be ^.^ it :3 a :3 wowdship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. +OwO DICK. >_> Onwy UwU that OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ may come >_< out >_> of >_> youw UwU mouth. +:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] :33 Mass, 'twill >w< be >_> sowe OwO waw then; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO thwust in +OwO the OwO mouth with :3 a speaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD whowe >_> yet. +xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Nyay, :33 John, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be uWu stinking waw; uWu fow his >_> bweath +^w^ stinks with ;;w;; eating UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. +uWu CADE. I ^.^ have ^w^ thought x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. Away, >_< buwn >w< aww OwO the +:33 wecowds >_> of OwO the realm. UwU My OwO mouth uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Parliament >_> of +Engwand. +:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> biting ^w^ statutes, unwess his +UwU teeth >w< be uWu puww'd >_< out. +uWu CADE. And henceforward >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be in xDD common. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! Here's OwO the Wowd Say, ;;w;; which +:3 sowd OwO the OwO towns in xDD Fwance; ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us pay ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty +fifteens, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye shining ^-^ to OwO the x3 pound, OwO the last subsidy. + +x3 Entew GEORGE BEVIS, with OwO the LORD SAY + +uWu CADE. Weww, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be x3 beheaded uWu fow ^.^ it >w< ten x3 times. xDD Ah, :3 thou ÚwÚ say, +:3 thou >_> sewge, xDD nyay, :3 thou >_> buckwam wowd! Nyow art :3 thou within point +UwU bwank >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ juwisdiction OwO wegaw. What ^w^ canst :3 thou ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my +uWu Majesty uWu fow giving OwO up >_> of >_> Nyowmandy x3 unto Mounsieur OwO Basimecu OwO the +x3 Dauphin >_> of :33 Fwance? Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^.^ these presence, x3 even +OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, UwU that I x3 am OwO the OwO besom UwU that >w< must +;;w;; sweep OwO the couwt cwean >_> of such uWu fiwth as :3 thou awt. Thou x3 hast UwU most +twaitowouswy >_< cowwupted OwO the xDD youth >_> of OwO the >_< weawm in x3 ewecting :3 a +ÚwÚ gwammaw >w< schoow; ÚwÚ and wheweas, OwO befowe, ^-^ ouw forefathers xDD had nyo uWu othew +:33 books uWu but OwO the scowe ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwy, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caused printing ^-^ to +>w< be us'd, :3 and, contrary ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and dignity, :3 thou +x3 hast built :3 a x3 papew-miww. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; face UwU that :3 thou +x3 hast x3 men about ÚwÚ thee UwU that usually talk >_> of :3 a nyoun ÚwÚ and :3 a vewb, ÚwÚ and +such abominable uWu wowds as nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ear can >_> enduwe ^-^ to heaw. +Thou x3 hast appointed x3 justices >_> of :3 peace, ^-^ to caww UwU poow x3 men before +them about mattews uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to >w< answew. Moweuvw, :3 thou +x3 hast >w< put them in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ because uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, :3 thou +x3 hast ;;w;; hang'd ;;w;; them, xDD when, :3 indeed, only uWu fow UwU that cause uWu they ^.^ have +>_< been UwU most >w< wowthy ^-^ to wive. Thou OwO dost ride in :3 a uWu foot-cwoth, OwO dost +:3 thou not? +UwU SAY. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? +uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou ought'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to let >w< thy horse wear :3 a >w< cwoak, when +^.^ honyestew x3 men than :3 thou >w< go in theiw hose ÚwÚ and >w< doubwets. +OwO DICK. And wowk in theiw OwO shiwt UwU too, as ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, UwU that x3 am +:3 a x3 butchew. +UwU SAY. You x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ Kent- +OwO DICK. What uWu say you >_> of >_< Kent? +UwU SAY. Nyothing uWu but :33 this: 'tis 'bona terra, mala >w< gens.' +uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^.^ Watin. +UwU SAY. >w< Heaw me uWu but ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and bear me xDD whewe you uWu wiww. +^.^ Kent, in OwO the Commentawies Caesar ^w^ wwit, +^-^ Is term'd OwO the civil'st place >_> of >w< aww :3 this isle. +^.^ Sweet :3 is OwO the xDD countwy, ^.^ because :33 fuww >_> of >_> wiches; +The ^w^ peopwe >_> wibewaw :3 vawiant, >w< active, :3 weawthy; +^w^ Which makes me >w< hope you awe ^.^ nyot UwU void >_> of ;;w;; pity. +I :3 sowd ^.^ nyot ^.^ Mainye, I lost ^.^ nyot Nyowmandy; +xDD Yet, ^-^ to >_< wecuvw ;;w;; them, would wose my wife. +uWu Justice with :3 favouw ^.^ have I :33 awways done; +;;w;; Pway'ws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, x3 gifts :33 couwd never. +When ^.^ have I >w< aught exacted at >_> youw x3 hands, +But ^-^ to maintain OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and you? +Large x3 gifts ^.^ have I bestow'd uWu on ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; cwewks, +xDD Because my book ^w^ pwefeww'd me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +And >_< seeing xDD ignyowance :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of God, +:3 Knyowwedge OwO the x3 wing >w< whewewith ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ to UwU heaven, +>_< Unwess you >w< be ^-^ possess'd with uWu deviwish uWu spiwits +You cannyot uWu but uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to murder >_> me. +:3 This :33 tongue ;;w;; hath parley'd x3 unto foweign kings +>_< Fow >_> youw behoof. +uWu CADE. UwU Tut, when stwuck'st :3 thou ^-^ onye blow in OwO the UwU fiewd? +UwU SAY. Great x3 men ^.^ have :33 weaching hands. Oft ^.^ have I struck +Those UwU that I never ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and struck them UwU dead. +GEORGE. :3 O monstrous coward! >_> What, ^-^ to come >_> behind >w< fowks? +UwU SAY. ^.^ These x3 cheeks awe OwO pawe uWu fow watching uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. +uWu CADE. >w< Give him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em wed again. +UwU SAY. Wong ^.^ sitting ^-^ to xDD detewminye UwU poow xDD men's ÚwÚ causes +;;w;; Hath :3 made me :33 fuww >_> of sicknyess ÚwÚ and xDD diseases. +uWu CADE. uWu Ye uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a >_< hempen caudle then, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> hatchet. +OwO DICK. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO quivew, man? +UwU SAY. The ^.^ pawsy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot feaw, provokes >_> me. +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< nyods at >w< us, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'I'll >w< be x3 even with +you'; I'll UwU see ^-^ if his head uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu steadiew uWu on :3 a pole, ^w^ ow nyo. +;;w;; Take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> behead >_> him. +UwU SAY. >_> Teww :3 me: wherein ^.^ have I uWu offended >_> most? +>_< Have I ;;w;; affected wealth ^w^ ow honour? ;;w;; Speak. +uWu Awe my uWu chests fill'd OwO up with UwU extowted UwU gowd? +^-^ Is my apparel sumptuous ^-^ to OwO behowd? +x3 Whom ^.^ have I ÚwÚ injuw'd, UwU that ye >w< seek my UwU death? +^.^ These ^.^ hands awe free ^-^ fwom :33 guiwtwess >_< bwoodshedding, +:3 This uWu bweast ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hawbouwing ;;w;; fouw x3 deceitfuw xDD thoughts. +:33 O, let me wive! +uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] I ;;w;; feew >w< wemowse in ^-^ mysewf with his :33 wowds; uWu but I'll +bridle it. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 die, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow pleading OwO so ;;w;; weww uWu fow +his wife.- :3 Away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu undew his UwU tongue; ^.^ he +^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot o' God's >w< nyame. Go, UwU take him ^w^ away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and strike +x3 off his head presently, ÚwÚ and then >_< bweak OwO into his xDD son-in-waw's +OwO house, Sir xDD James >w< Cwomew, ÚwÚ and strike x3 off his uWu head, ÚwÚ and bwing them +uWu both x3 upon two >w< powes hithew. +ALL. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. +UwU SAY. xDD Ah, countwymen! ^-^ if when you ^-^ make >_> youw uWu pway'ws, +:3 God shouwd >w< be OwO so obduwate as yourselves, +OwO How would ^.^ it fare with >_> youw ^-^ depawted x3 souws? +And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet wewent ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. +uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command ^.^ ye. [Exeunt >w< some with +LORD UwU SAY] The pwoudest ;;w;; peew in OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wear :3 a head +uWu on his UwU shouwdews, unwess ^.^ he pay me OwO twibute; there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 a +maid >w< be xDD mawwied, uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww pay ^-^ to me xDD hew uWu maidenhead ewe uWu they +^.^ have it. Men uWu shaww howd >_> of me in ;;w;; capite; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we chawge ÚwÚ and +xDD command UwU that theiw ;;w;; wives >w< be as free as OwO heawt can ^w^ wish ^w^ ow :33 tongue +can tell. +OwO DICK. UwU My lord, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ Cheapside, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO up +:3 commodities x3 upon ^-^ ouw biwws? +uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, >_> pwesentwy. +ALL. :33 O, OwO bwave! + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ onye with OwO the :3 heads + +uWu CADE. But :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this bwavew? >_> Wet them ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ onye another, uWu fow uWu they +:33 wov'd ;;w;; weww when uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> awive. Nyow part them uWu again, west uWu they +^.^ consuwt about OwO the giving OwO up >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe OwO towns in OwO Fwance. +;;w;; Sowdiews, defew OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of OwO the :33 city xDD untiw >_< nyight; uWu fow with ^.^ these +ÚwÚ bownye before OwO us :33 instead >_> of :33 maces uWu wiww ^-^ we ride OwO thwough OwO the +stweets, ÚwÚ and at every >_< cownyew ^.^ have them ;;w;; kiss. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +^.^ Southwawk + +:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew UwU again ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and >w< aww his wabbwement + +uWu CADE. :33 Up uWu Fish Street! ;;w;; down x3 Saint ^-^ Magnyus' Corner! Kiww ÚwÚ and xDD knyock +ÚwÚ down! Thwow them OwO into Thames! >_< [Sound :3 a >_< pawwey] +What ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this I uWu heaw? >w< Dawe ^-^ any >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to :33 sound ^.^ wetweat +^w^ ow UwU pawwey when I xDD command them >_< kiww? + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd CLIFFORD, attended + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, here uWu they >w< be UwU that dare ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< distuwb thee. +And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet relent, ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. +Knyow, xDD Cade, ^-^ we come ambassadors ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King +^.^ Unto OwO the x3 commons xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ miswed; +And here OwO pwonyounce free pawdon ^-^ to them >w< aww +:33 That uWu wiww >_> fowsake ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU home in ^-^ peace. +CLIFFORD. What uWu say >_< ye, countrymen? uWu Wiww ye wewent +And ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU mewcy UwU whiwst 'tis ^.^ offew'd you, +Ow let :3 a rebel ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw deaths? +OwO Who loves OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ embwace his pawdon, +:33 Fwing OwO up his ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and uWu say 'God :33 save his uWu Majesty!' +OwO Who hateth him ÚwÚ and honours ^.^ nyot his fathew, +^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, UwU that :3 made >w< aww Fwance ^-^ to quake, +uWu Shake ^.^ he his x3 weapon at OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD pass by. +ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! +uWu CADE. >_> What, Buckingham ÚwÚ and uWu Cwiffowd, awe ye OwO so bwave? +And you, base :33 peasants, ^-^ do ye believe OwO him? uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyeeds >w< be +;;w;; hang'd with >_> youw about >_> youw necks? ;;w;; Hath my >_< swowd OwO thewefowe x3 bwoke +OwO thwough UwU Wondon ^.^ gates, UwU that you shouwd xDD weave me at OwO the ÚwÚ White >w< Hawt +in Southwark? I ^w^ thought ye would never ^.^ have >w< given >_< out ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms +ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had UwU wecuvwed >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient fweedom. But you awe >w< aww +^.^ wecweants ÚwÚ and dastawds, ÚwÚ and dewight ^-^ to live in xDD swavewy ^-^ to OwO the +nyobiwity. >_> Wet them >_< bweak >_> youw uWu backs with OwO buwdens, UwU take >_> youw +;;w;; houses xDD uvw >_> youw UwU heads, wavish >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and daughters before +>_> youw >w< faces. >_< Fow uWu me, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift uWu fow UwU onye; ÚwÚ and OwO so God's ^w^ cuwse +^.^ wight x3 upon you all! +ALL. >w< We'ww follow xDD Cade, ^w^ we'ww follow ^-^ Cade! +CLIFFORD. ^-^ Is ;;w;; Cade OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, +:33 That ;;w;; thus you ^-^ do :33 excwaim ^w^ you'ww >w< go with OwO him? +uWu Wiww ^.^ he OwO conduct you OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, +And ^-^ make OwO the UwU meanyest >_> of you >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ dukes? +^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo home, nyo place ^-^ to UwU fwy to; +Nyow knows ^.^ he how ^-^ to live uWu but uWu by OwO the ^w^ spoiw, +>_< Unwess uWu by wobbing >_> of >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ us. +Were't ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU that UwU whiwst you live at OwO jaw +The xDD feawfuw x3 Fwench, xDD whom you ^.^ wate vanquished, +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make :3 a start o'ew :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vanquish you? +x3 Methinks already in :3 this civil broil +I UwU see them UwU wowding ^.^ it in UwU Wondon stweets, +:33 Cwying xDD 'Viwwiago!' x3 unto >w< aww uWu they ÚwÚ meet. +>_< Bettew >w< ten ^w^ thousand base-bown Cades miscawwy +>w< Than you shouwd uWu stoop x3 unto :3 a Fwenchman's uWu mewcy. +ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< get what you ^.^ have UwU wost; +uWu Spawe >_> Engwand, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative x3 coast. +^-^ Henwy ;;w;; hath money; you awe >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_< manwy. +:3 God uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< victowy. +ALL. OwO A Clifford! :3 a Clifford! >w< We'ww follow OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Clifford. +uWu CADE. >_> Was >w< evew feathew OwO so >w< wightwy xDD bwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro as :3 this +x3 muwtitude? The name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth hales them ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ hundwed +mischiefs, ÚwÚ and makes them xDD weave me >_> desowate. I UwU see them uWu way theiw +:3 heads >_> togethew ^-^ to surprise >_> me. UwU My >_< swowd ^-^ make uWu way uWu fow me uWu fow here +:3 is nyo x3 staying. UwU In UwU despite >_> of OwO the devils ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have OwO thwough +OwO the vewy middest >_> of xDD you! ÚwÚ and uWu heavens ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >w< be witness UwU that +nyo UwU want >_> of wesowution in uWu me, uWu but only my followers' base ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ ignyominyious tweasons, makes me UwU betake me ^-^ to my heels. +Exit +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; fwed? uWu Go some, ÚwÚ and follow him; +And ^.^ he UwU that brings his head x3 unto OwO the UwU King +:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns uWu fow his ^w^ wewawd. +>_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of them +Follow uWu me, UwU sowdiews; ^w^ we'ww devise :3 a UwU mean +ÚwÚ To weconciwe you >w< aww x3 unto OwO the King. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE IX. +Killing, wowth >_> Castwe + +Sound trumpets. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, uWu on OwO the OwO tewwace + +KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king UwU that uWu joy'd OwO an earthly UwU thwonye +And :33 couwd xDD command nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ content than x3 I? +:3 Nyo sooner ÚwÚ was I crept >_< out >_> of my cradle +But I ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a ^-^ king, at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. +>_> Was never :33 subject uWu wong'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU King +UwU As I ^-^ do wong ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ subject. + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd OwO CWIFFOWD + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad >_< tidings ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 is OwO the >_> twaitow ;;w;; Cade surpris'd? +Ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu but ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him stwong? + +OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ;;w;; muwtitudes, with ;;w;; hawtews about theiw >_> nyecks + +CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< fwed, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >w< powews ^-^ do yield, +And humbly thus, with ;;w;; hawtews uWu on theiw nyecks, +OwO Expect >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 doom >_> of life ^w^ ow :33 death. +KING HENRY. >_> Then, UwU heaven, xDD set ;;w;; ope >w< thy xDD evewwasting ^.^ gates, +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain my >_< vows >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwaise! +;;w;; Sowdiews, :3 this :3 day ^.^ have you xDD wedeem'd >_> youw x3 wives, +And show'd how ;;w;; weww you love >_> youw Prince ÚwÚ and countwy. +^-^ Continyue still in :3 this OwO so good :3 a UwU mind, +And Henry, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be infowtunyate, +;;w;; Assuwe yourselves, uWu wiww never >w< be ;;w;; unkind. +And so, with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and pawdon ^-^ to you aww, +I ^-^ do UwU dismiss you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu sevewaw ^-^ countwies. +ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ advewtised +The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is newly come ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand +And with :3 a uWu puissant ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 mighty power +x3 Of ^w^ gawwowgwasses ÚwÚ and :33 stout UwU kewns +^-^ Is marching >_> hithewwawd in >_> pwoud awway, +And still >_< pwocwaimeth, as ^.^ he comes awong, +His ÚwÚ awms awe only ^-^ to wemuv ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +The UwU Duke >_> of >w< Somewset, xDD whom ^.^ he >_> tewms :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands my state, :33 'twixt ;;w;; Cade ÚwÚ and uWu Yowk distress'd; +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; ship UwU that, having xDD scap'd :3 a OwO tempest, +^-^ Is ^-^ stwaightway calm'd, ÚwÚ and :33 boawded with :3 a xDD piwate; +But :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cade >_> dwiven ^w^ back, his x3 men dispers'd, +And :3 nyow :3 is uWu Yowk in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu second >_> him. +I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet him +And ÚwÚ ask him ^w^ what's OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these arms. +>_> Teww him I'll ^-^ send UwU Duke Edmund ^-^ to OwO the x3 Towew- +And >w< Somewset, ^-^ we uWu wiww commit ÚwÚ thee thithew +^.^ Untiw his ;;w;; awmy >w< be uWu dismiss'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. +SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, +I'll ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to pwison >w< wiwwingwy, +Ow x3 unto >_< death, ^-^ to ^-^ do my ;;w;; countwy :33 good. +KING HENRY. UwU In ^-^ any UwU case >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough in terms, +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is fiewce ÚwÚ and cannyot ^.^ bwook ^-^ hawd >_< wanguage. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I wiww, my lord, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ deaw +UwU As >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww ^-^ wedound x3 unto >_> youw :33 good. +KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and learn ^-^ to :33 guvwn bettew; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may ^.^ Engwand ^w^ cuwse my wwetched OwO weign. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. +x3 Kent. ^-^ Iden's garden + +x3 Entew ^-^ CADE + +uWu CADE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on UwU ambitions! ;;w;; Fie uWu on ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am +ready ^-^ to famish! ^.^ These five >_< days ^.^ have I hid me in ^.^ these ^.^ woods ÚwÚ and +durst ^.^ nyot UwU peep out, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :3 is >_> waid uWu fow me; uWu but :3 nyow +x3 am I OwO so x3 hungwy UwU that, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have :3 a lease >_> of my life uWu fow :3 a +^w^ thousand yeaws, I :33 couwd stay nyo longer. Wherefore, uWu on :3 a >_< bwick +x3 waww ^.^ have I xDD cwimb'd OwO into :3 this garden, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if I can xDD eat :3 gwass +^w^ ow OwO pick :3 a >w< sawwet another ^w^ whiwe, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ to cool :3 a +ÚwÚ man's stomach :3 this ^.^ hot UwU weathew. And I ÚwÚ think :3 this >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' +ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< good; uWu fow many :3 a UwU time, uWu but uWu fow :3 a >w< sawwet, my +brain-pain xDD had >_< been cleft with :3 a xDD bwown >w< biww; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time, +when I ^.^ have >_< been >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and bravely mawching, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath sewv'd me +:33 instead >_> of :3 a quart-pot ^-^ to dwink in; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' +>w< must sewve me ^-^ to :33 feed x3 on. + +x3 Entew uWu IDEN + +:3 IDEN. :3 Wowd, ^-^ who would live ^-^ tuwmoiwed in OwO the couwt +And ^-^ may enjoy such >_> quiet walks as ^w^ these? +:3 This small inheritance my fathew weft me +Contenteth uWu me, ÚwÚ and wowth :3 a OwO monyawchy. +I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wax gweat uWu by >_> othews' OwO wanying +Ow x3 gathew wealth I cawe ^.^ nyot with what >_> envy; +Sufficeth UwU that I ^.^ have maintains my state, +And >_> sends OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; gate. +uWu CADE. Here's OwO the lord >_> of OwO the soiw come ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize me uWu fow :3 a stray, uWu fow +entering his xDD fee-simpwe ^-^ without weave. xDD Ah, viwwain, :3 thou xDD wiwt +:33 betway uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< get :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu by cawwying my +head ^-^ to him; uWu but I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD eat iwon >_< wike OwO an ostrich ÚwÚ and +swawwow my >_< swowd >_< wike :3 a gweat :3 pin ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I pawt. +:3 IDEN. ÚwÚ Why, wude ^w^ companyion, x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^.^ be, +I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not; x3 why then shouwd I :33 betway OwO thee? +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into my garden +And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to come ^-^ to x3 wob my grounds, +Cwimbing my >_< wawws in ^-^ spite >_> of me OwO the owner, +But :3 thou xDD wiwt bwave me with ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy :3 tewms? +uWu CADE. xDD Bwave OwO thee? >w< Ay, uWu by OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was broach'd, ÚwÚ and +beard ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. Wook uWu on me weww: I ^.^ have xDD eat nyo meat ^.^ these five +OwO days, ÚwÚ yet come :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy five x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave you +>w< aww as UwU dead as :3 a OwO doow-nyaiw, I pray :3 God I ^-^ may never xDD eat :3 gwass +more. +:3 IDEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be said, >_< whiwe ^.^ Engwand :3 stands, +:33 That ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, OwO an OwO esquiwe >_> of ^.^ Kent, +>_< Took >_> odds ^-^ to combat :3 a UwU poow famish'd xDD man. +Oppose >w< thy OwO steadfast-gazing eyes ^-^ to mine; +^w^ See ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ outface me with >w< thy :3 wooks; +ÚwÚ Set ^-^ wimb ^-^ to wimb, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 faw OwO the lesser; +x3 Thy hand :3 is uWu but :3 a fingew ^-^ to my ^-^ fist, +x3 Thy ^w^ weg :3 a ÚwÚ stick compared with :3 this truncheon; +UwU My foot uWu shaww fight with >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength :3 thou hast, +And ^-^ if >_< minye arm >w< be ^w^ heaved in OwO the :3 aiw, +x3 Thy grave :3 is uWu digg'd already in OwO the xDD eawth. +UwU As uWu fow x3 wowds, uWu whose greatness ^-^ answews x3 wowds, +>_> Wet :3 this my >_< swowd wepowt what OwO speech forbears. +uWu CADE. By my valour, OwO the UwU most complete ÚwÚ champion UwU that >w< evew I >_< heawd! +Steel, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD tuwn OwO the >_> edge, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the buwwy >w< bon'd +:3 cwown in >_< chinyes >_> of >_< beef ewe :3 thou ;;w;; sweep in >w< thy ;;w;; sheath, I uWu beseech +:3 God uWu on my knyees :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to uWu hobnyaiws. [Hewe uWu they +ÚwÚ fight; ^-^ CADE fawws] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! faminye ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO swain +>_> me. >_> Wet >w< ten ^w^ thousand devils come x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me uWu but OwO the +>w< ten meals I ^.^ have lost, ÚwÚ and :3 I'd :33 defy them all. >_< Withew, garden, ÚwÚ and +>w< be ^w^ hencefowth :3 a buwying place ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that ^-^ do ÚwÚ dweww in :3 this OwO house, +^.^ because OwO the unconquered ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; Cade :3 is ^-^ fwed. +:3 IDEN. :3 Is't ;;w;; Cade UwU that I ^.^ have slain, UwU that monstrous >_< twaitow? +xDD Swowd, I uWu wiww xDD hawwow ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this >w< thy deed +And >_> hang ÚwÚ thee o'ew my tomb when I x3 am UwU dead. +:33 Nye'ew uWu shaww :3 this UwU bwood >w< be wiped ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ point, +But :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear ^.^ it as :3 a hewawd's :3 coat +ÚwÚ To emblaze OwO the uWu honyouw UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew got. +uWu CADE. UwU Iden, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy >_< victowy. >_> Teww xDD Kent ^-^ fwom +me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew :33 best man, ÚwÚ and exhowt >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< be +cowawds; uWu fow OwO I, UwU that never feared >_< any, x3 am ^w^ vanquished uWu by ;;w;; faminye, +^.^ nyot uWu by vawouw. ;;w;; [Dies] +:3 IDEN. OwO How >w< much :3 thou UwU wwong'st uWu me, >w< heaven >w< be my :33 judge. +^w^ Die, damned >_< wwetch, OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of xDD hew UwU that x3 bawe thee! +And as I OwO thwust >w< thy ÚwÚ body in with my ;;w;; swowd, +^w^ So ^w^ wish OwO I, I UwU might OwO thwust >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. +>_< Hence uWu wiww I drag ÚwÚ thee >_> headwong uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews +^.^ Unto :3 a xDD dunghiww, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 gwave, +And there ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< thy UwU most ungwacious uWu head, +^w^ Which I uWu wiww bear in ;;w;; twiumph ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +OwO Weaving >w< thy twunk uWu fow cwows ^-^ to :33 feed upon. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +>_> Fiewds :3 between :33 Dawtfowd ÚwÚ and Blackheath + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy >_> of Iwish, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +^.^ YOWK. From >_< Iwewand ;;w;; thus comes uWu Yowk ^-^ to OwO cwaim his ^.^ wight +And xDD pwuck OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom feebwe Henry's >_> head: +Wing OwO bewws :33 awoud, >_< buwn bonfires ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ and :33 bwight, +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain gweat England's lawful xDD king. +xDD Ah, sancta :3 majestas! ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy ÚwÚ thee dear? +>_> Wet them ^-^ obey UwU that knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >w< wuwe; +:3 This hand ÚwÚ was :3 made ^-^ to handle UwU nyought uWu but >w< gowd. +I cannyot ^w^ give :3 due >w< action ^-^ to my uWu wowds +Except :3 a >_< swowd ^w^ ow OwO sceptwe x3 bawance it. +OwO A OwO sceptwe uWu shaww ^.^ it x3 have, ^.^ have I :3 a ^w^ souw +uWu On ;;w;; which I'll uWu toss OwO the ÚwÚ fwowew-de-wuce >_> of OwO Fwance. + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM + +^-^ [Aside] x3 Whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ to >_< distuwb x3 me? +The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^w^ him, >_> suwe: I >w< must dissemble. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ;;w;; weww I gweet ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +^.^ YOWK. :33 Humphwey >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, I accept >w< thy xDD gweeting. +Awt :3 thou :3 a x3 messengew, ^w^ ow come >_> of pleasure? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Henry, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms in ^w^ peace; +Ow x3 why thou, being :3 a :33 subject as I OwO am, +uWu Against >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and OwO twue :33 awwegiance >_> swown, +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a power ^-^ without his leave, +Ow dare ^-^ to bwing >w< thy x3 fowce OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the couwt. +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Scawce can I ÚwÚ speak, my choler :3 is OwO so ÚwÚ gweat. +:33 O, I :33 couwd xDD hew OwO up wocks ÚwÚ and fight with flint, +I x3 am OwO so :3 angwy at ^.^ these :3 abject x3 tewms; +And nyow, >_< wike >_< Ajax Tewamonyius, +uWu On ;;w;; sheep ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen :33 couwd I uWu spend my fury. +I x3 am :3 faw better :3 bown than :3 is OwO the ;;w;; King, +Mowe >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ mowe >w< kingwy in my xDD thoughts; +But I >w< must ^-^ make fair weather ÚwÚ yet uWu awhiwe, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy >w< be ^-^ mowe uWu weak ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mowe :3 stwong.- +^w^ Buckingham, I ;;w;; pwithee, pawdon me +:33 That I ^.^ have >w< given nyo ÚwÚ answew >w< aww :3 this whiwe; +UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was twoubwed with ^-^ deep mewanchowy. +The cause x3 why I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought :3 this ;;w;; awmy UwU hithew +^-^ Is ^-^ to wemuv >_> pwoud Somerset ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, +uWu Seditious ^-^ to his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the state. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 That :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu pwesumption uWu on >w< thy part; +But ^-^ if >w< thy ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ to nyo uWu othew end, +The UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded x3 unto >w< thy :33 demand: +The UwU Duke >_> of Somerset :3 is in OwO the :33 Towew. +^.^ YOWK. :3 Upon UwU thinye xDD honyouw, :3 is ^.^ he pwisonyew? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he :3 is xDD pwisonyew. +^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, ^w^ Buckingham, I ^-^ do UwU dismiss my >_< pow'ws. +;;w;; Sowdiews, I :3 thank you uWu aww; >_> dispewse ÚwÚ youwsewves; +UwU Meet me to-morrow in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's field, +You uWu shaww ^.^ have pay ÚwÚ and OwO evewything you wish. +And let my suvweign, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, +^.^ Command my ewdest UwU son, xDD nyay, >w< aww my OwO sons, +UwU As ^w^ pwedges >_> of my fealty ÚwÚ and wuv. +I'll ^-^ send them >w< aww as willing as I ^.^ wive: +Lands, >_< goods, OwO howse, x3 awmouw, ^w^ anything I x3 have, +^-^ Is his ^-^ to use, OwO so Somerset ^-^ may ^-^ die. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, I ÚwÚ commend :3 this >w< kind :3 submission. +We x3 twain uWu wiww >w< go OwO into his OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING HENRY. ^w^ Buckingham, doth uWu Yowk intend nyo harm ^-^ to >w< us, +:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he mawcheth with ÚwÚ thee arm in >_> awm? +^.^ YOWK. UwU In >w< aww x3 submission ÚwÚ and x3 humiwity +uWu Yowk doth ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ himsewf x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then what xDD intends ^.^ these fowces :3 thou OwO dost bwing? +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To heave OwO the >_> twaitow Somerset ^-^ fwom hence, +And fight x3 against UwU that monstrous rebel xDD Cade, +OwO Who >_< since I heard ^-^ to >w< be discomfited. + +x3 Entew ^w^ IDEN, with :3 CADE's head + +:3 IDEN. >w< If ^-^ onye OwO so wude ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO so UwU mean ^.^ condition +May xDD pass OwO into OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, +:33 Wo, I ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu head, +The head >_> of xDD Cade, xDD whom I in combat slew. +KING HENRY. The head >_> of ^-^ Cade! Great God, how ^.^ just art Thou! +:33 O, let me view his uWu visage, being OwO dead, +:33 That :3 wiving wrought me such >w< exceeding xDD twoubwe. +>_> Teww uWu me, my OwO fwiend, art :3 thou OwO the man UwU that slew OwO him? +:3 IDEN. I OwO was, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw Majesty. +KING HENRY. OwO How art :3 thou call'd? And what :3 is >w< thy >_> degwee? +:3 IDEN. ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, that's my ;;w;; nyame; +OwO A UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of xDD Kent UwU that loves his xDD king. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ So >w< pwease ^.^ it you, my lord, 'twere ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe created x3 knyight uWu fow his good uWu sewvice. +KING HENRY. UwU Iden, knyeew down. :3 [He >w< knyeews] Rise OwO up :3 a uWu knyight. +We ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow reward :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, +And uWu wiww UwU that :3 thou UwU thencefowth ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. +:3 IDEN. May ÚwÚ Iden live ^-^ to merit such :3 a x3 bounty, +And never live uWu but OwO twue x3 unto his UwU wiege! + +x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET + +KING HENRY. ^w^ See, Buckingham! Somerset comes with th' >_< Queen: +Go, ;;w;; bid xDD hew hide him >_> quickwy ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. +x3 QUEEN. >_< Fow ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ Yowks ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hide his uWu head, +But ^.^ bowdwy ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD fwont him ^-^ to his face. +^.^ YOWK. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is Somerset at >w< wibewty? +>_> Then, Yowk, unloose >w< thy >_> wong-impwisonyed >_> thoughts +And let >w< thy :33 tongue >w< be >w< equaw with >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of >_> Somewset? +UwU Fawse ^-^ king, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwoken :3 faith with uWu me, +:33 Knyowing how hardly I can ^.^ bwook abuse? +UwU King >_> did I caww OwO thee? No, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot king; +:3 Nyot x3 fit ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe ;;w;; muwtitudes, +^w^ Which :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, no, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +:33 That head >_> of UwU thinye doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >_< cwown; +x3 Thy hand :3 is :3 made ^-^ to :33 gwasp :3 a :33 pawmew's staff, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace OwO an awfuw >_< pwincewy >_> sceptwe. +:33 That gold >w< must x3 wound >w< engiwt ^.^ these uWu bwows >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +uWu Whose >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwown, >_< wike ^-^ to Achiwwes' speaw, +^-^ Is able with OwO the >_> change ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwe. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a hand ^-^ to howd :3 a OwO sceptwe uWu up, +And with OwO the >_> same ^-^ to ^.^ act controlling ;;w;; waws. +>w< Give :3 pwace. By UwU heaven, :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU wuwe nyo ^-^ mowe +uWu O'ew him xDD whom >w< heaven created uWu fow >w< thy >_< wuwew. +SOMEWSET. :3 O monstrous traitor! I arrest ^.^ thee, Yowk, +x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwown. +ÚwÚ Obey, audacious traitor; knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. +^.^ YOWK. Wouldst ^.^ have me >w< knyeew? >w< Fiwst let me ÚwÚ ask >_> of :33 these, +>w< If uWu they can ^.^ bwook I bow :3 a knee ^-^ to xDD man. +Sirrah, caww in my >_< sons ^-^ to >w< be my >_< baiw: Exit :33 attendant +I >w< knyow, ewe >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ have me >w< go ^-^ to UwU wawd, +>w< They'ww ^.^ pawn theiw >_> swowds uWu fow my UwU enfwanchisement. +x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^w^ Cwiffowd; ;;w;; bid him come >w< amain, +ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ if UwU that OwO the xDD bastawd :3 boys >_> of uWu Yowk +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow theiw >_> twaitow father. +Exit >_> BUCKINGHAM +^.^ YOWK. :3 O bwood-bespotted Neapolitan, +Outcast >_> of xDD Nyapwes, England's bwoody scourge! +The >_< sons >_> of Yowk, >w< thy x3 bettews in theiw birth, +:33 Shaww >w< be theiw >_< fathew's >_< baiw; ÚwÚ and xDD banye ^-^ to x3 those +:33 That uWu fow my ;;w;; suwety uWu wiww ^w^ wefuse OwO the boys! + +x3 Entew EDWAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET + +^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; come: I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 good. + +x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON + +x3 QUEEN. And here comes Cwiffowd ^-^ to deny theiw bail. +CLIFFORD. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to my lord OwO the >_< King! +OwO [Knyeews] +^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Clifford. Say, what UwU nyews with OwO thee? +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO fwight OwO us with OwO an :3 angwy ;;w;; wook. +We awe >w< thy suvweign, uWu Cwiffowd, knyeew ÚwÚ again; +>_< Fow >w< thy mistaking so, ^-^ we pawdon thee. +CLIFFORD. :3 This :3 is my ;;w;; King, Yowk, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mistake; +But :3 thou mistakes me >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I do. +ÚwÚ To ^.^ Bedwam with :3 him! ^-^ Is OwO the man UwU gwown >_> mad? +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Cwiffowd; :3 a bedlam ÚwÚ and ambitious humouw +:3 Makes him oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against his xDD king. +CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a traitor; let him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, +And ^-^ chop away UwU that factious OwO pate >_> of ^-^ his. +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is arrested, uWu but uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU obey; +His OwO sons, ^.^ he uWu says, uWu shaww ^w^ give theiw uWu wowds uWu fow >_> him. +^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, UwU sons? +>_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu sewve. +:33 WICHAWD. And ^-^ if uWu wowds uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then ^-^ ouw weapons shall. +CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a brood >_> of ^-^ twaitows ^.^ have ^-^ we :3 hewe! +^.^ YOWK. Wook in :3 a glass, ÚwÚ and caww >w< thy ^.^ image :3 so: +I x3 am >w< thy ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 a false-heart ^-^ twaitow. +^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_> stake my two bwave bears, +:33 That with OwO the vewy uWu shaking >_> of theiw xDD chains +^.^ They ^-^ may ;;w;; astonyish ^.^ these fell-lurking ^.^ cuws. +UwU Bid ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick come ^-^ to >_> me. + +x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +CLIFFORD. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< thy ^-^ beaws? >w< We'ww :33 bait >w< thy uWu beaws ^-^ to >_< death, +And xDD manyacwe OwO the UwU bewawd in theiw ^.^ chains, +>w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st bwing them ^-^ to OwO the :3 baiting-pwace. +:33 WICHAWD. Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a ^.^ hot o'ew weening >_> cuw +Wun xDD back ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ^.^ because ^.^ he ÚwÚ was withhewd; +Who, being OwO suffew'd, with OwO the x3 beaw's feww >_> paw, +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd his x3 taiw :3 between his >w< wegs ÚwÚ and cried; +And such :3 a piece >_> of service uWu wiww you uWu do, +>w< If you oppose youwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ match Wowd Warwick. +CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Hence, ^-^ heap >_> of wwath, ;;w;; fouw indigested wump, +UwU As crooked in >w< thy ^-^ mannyews as >w< thy x3 shape! +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu shaww heat you xDD thowoughwy x3 anyon. +CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, west uWu by >_> youw heat you >_< buwn ÚwÚ youwsewves. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ;;w;; hath >w< thy knee ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to xDD bow? +Old >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, +Thou mad misleader >_> of >w< thy bwainsick >_< son! +>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu on >w< thy death-bed xDD pway OwO the >_< wuffian +And >w< seek uWu fow UwU sowwow with >w< thy ^.^ spectacwes? +:33 O, xDD whewe :3 is ÚwÚ faith? :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is woyawty? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwosty uWu head, +:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^.^ it find :3 a OwO hawbouw in OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :3 dig :3 a grave ^-^ to find >_< out OwO waw +And ÚwÚ shame UwU thinye honyouwabwe :3 age with blood? +UwU Why art :3 thou >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 want'st OwO expewience? +Ow xDD whewefowe OwO dost ^w^ abuse it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast it? +>_< Fow OwO shame! UwU In >_> duty ^-^ bend >w< thy knee ^-^ to uWu me, +:33 That bows x3 unto OwO the grave with ^.^ mickwe age. +SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have considered with ^-^ mysewf +The >_< tide >_> of :3 this UwU most renowned duke, +And in my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ do wepute his OwO Gwace +The ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to England's :33 woyaw uWu seat. +KING HENRY. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot sworn :33 awwegiance x3 unto x3 me? +SAWISBUWY. I have. +KING HENRY. OwO Canst :3 thou UwU dispense with >w< heaven uWu fow such OwO an >_> oath? +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is gweat xDD sin ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 unto :3 a >w< sin; +But gweatew xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a sinful uWu oath. +OwO Who can >w< be bound uWu by ^-^ any sowemn x3 vow +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a x3 muwd'wous deed, ^-^ to x3 wob :3 a man, +ÚwÚ To x3 fowce :3 a >_> spotwess >_> viwgin's >_< chastity, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :3 owphan >_> of his >_< patwimony, +ÚwÚ To wwing OwO the widow ^-^ fwom xDD hew custom'd >_< wight, +And ^.^ have nyo uWu othew reason uWu fow :3 this :33 wwong +But UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was bound uWu by :3 a sowemn >_> oath? +x3 QUEEN. OwO A subtle >_> twaitow ^.^ nyeeds nyo sophister. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him arm :3 himsewf. +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou hast, +I x3 am resolv'd uWu fow death ^w^ ow dignyity. +CLIFFORD. The ^.^ fiwst I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, ^-^ if >_> dweams ^w^ pwuv true. +:3 WAWWICK. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam UwU again +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the fiewd. +CLIFFORD. I x3 am resolv'd ^-^ to bear :3 a gweatew :3 stowm +>w< Than ^-^ any :3 thou ^w^ canst conjuwe OwO up ^-^ to-day; +And UwU that I'll wwite x3 upon >w< thy burgonet, +OwO Might I uWu but xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy househowd ÚwÚ badge. +:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by my >_< fathew's badge, ^.^ owd >w< Nyeviw's x3 cwest, +The rampant bear chain'd ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wagged staff, +:3 This :3 day I'll wear ^-^ awoft my burgonet, +UwU As uWu on :3 a x3 mountain-top OwO the >_> cedaw shows, +:33 That >_< keeps his leaves in ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ any storm, +>_< Even ^-^ to affright ÚwÚ thee with OwO the view UwU theweof. +CLIFFORD. And ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ buwgonyet I'll rend >w< thy bear +And ÚwÚ twead ^.^ it uWu undew foot with >w< aww ^w^ contempt, +Despite OwO the UwU bewawd UwU that >_< pwotects OwO the OwO beaw. +OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. And OwO so ^-^ to uWu awms, victorious fathew, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ queww OwO the rebels ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ compwices. +:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fie! ^w^ chawity, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot in >_> spite, +>_< Fow you uWu shaww sup with Jesu UwU Chwist to-nyight. +OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Fouw UwU stigmatic, that's ^-^ mowe than :3 thou ^w^ canst tell. +:33 WICHAWD. >w< If ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ suwewy sup in ÚwÚ heww. +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Saint UwU Awbans + +Alarums ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK + +:3 WAWWICK. Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick :33 cawws; +And ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ beaw, +Nyow, when OwO the :3 angwy twumpet x3 sounds :3 awawum +And UwU dead xDD men's x3 cwies ^-^ do fiww OwO the uWu empty :3 aiw, +uWu Cwiffowd, I ÚwÚ say, come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and fight with >_> me. +Proud nyowthewn lord, Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, +uWu WAWWICK :3 is :3 hoawse with calling ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to arms. + +x3 Entew YORK + +OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe wowd! what, >w< aww a-foot? +^.^ YOWK. The OwO deadwy-handed Cwiffowd slew my ÚwÚ steed; +But ^-^ match ^-^ to ^-^ match I ^.^ have UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, +And :3 made :3 a uWu pwey uWu fow carrion kites ÚwÚ and cwows +>_< Even >_> of OwO the OwO bonny beast ^.^ he :33 wov'd OwO so :33 weww. + +x3 Entew OwO OWD OwO CWIFFOWD + +:3 WAWWICK. x3 Of ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both >_> of OwO us OwO the UwU time :3 is come. +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Howd, UwU Wawwick, >w< seek ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< some uWu othew x3 chase, +>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu hunt :3 this ;;w;; deew ^-^ to :33 death. +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, ÚwÚ nyobwy, Yowk; 'tis uWu fow :3 a :3 cwown :3 thou x3 fight'st. +UwU As I intend, uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ to thrive UwU to-day, +^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ thee UwU unyassaiw'd. Exit +CLIFFORD. What >w< seest :3 thou in uWu me, York? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 pause? +^.^ YOWK. x3 With >w< thy bwave beawing shouwd I >w< be in love +But UwU that :3 thou art OwO so fast >_< minye enyemy. +CLIFFORD. Nyow shouwd >w< thy >_> pwowess UwU want UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< esteem +But UwU that 'tis shown ignobly ÚwÚ and in treason. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So let ^.^ it ^w^ hewp me :3 nyow x3 against >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, +UwU As I in :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^.^ wight express ^.^ it! +CLIFFORD. UwU My ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body uWu on OwO the >w< action :33 both! +^.^ YOWK. OwO A dreadful >_> way! OwO Addwess ÚwÚ thee instantly. +^.^ [They fight ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD fawws] +CLIFFORD. x3 Wa fin ;;w;; couwonnye ^w^ wes oeuvwes. ;;w;; [Dies] +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thus OwO waw ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ thee :3 peace, uWu fow :3 thou art ^.^ stiww. +xDD Peace with his >_> souw, UwU heaven, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! Exit + +x3 Entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD + +OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. Shame ÚwÚ and >_> confusion! ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu on OwO the rout; +OwO Feaw ^.^ fwames x3 disowdew, ÚwÚ and disorder wounds +:3 Whewe ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ guawd. :3 O war, :3 thou :3 son >_> of >_< heww, +x3 Whom :3 angwy uWu heavens ^-^ do ^-^ make theiw minister, +Thwow in OwO the OwO fwozen >_< bosoms >_> of ^-^ ouw part +uWu Hot coaws >_> of x3 vengeance! >_> Wet nyo sowdiew uWu fwy. +ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ^.^ twuwy dedicate ^-^ to OwO waw +;;w;; Hath nyo ^.^ sewf-wuv; :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves ^-^ himsewf +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ;;w;; essentiawwy, uWu but uWu by uWu ciwcumstance, +The name >_> of vawouw. xDD [Sees his >_< fathew's body] +:33 O, let OwO the :3 viwe x3 wowwd ^-^ end +And OwO the pwemised ^.^ fwames >_> of OwO the last :3 day +Knit :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven uWu togethew! +Nyow let OwO the ^w^ genyewaw twumpet blow his ^w^ bwast, +Pawticuwawities ÚwÚ and :33 petty x3 sounds +ÚwÚ To cease! ^w^ Wast :3 thou ordain'd, dear fathew, +ÚwÚ To wose >w< thy xDD youth in xDD peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve +The ÚwÚ siwvew x3 wivewy >_> of advised ^-^ age, +And in >w< thy uWu wevewence ÚwÚ and >w< thy chaiw-days ;;w;; thus +ÚwÚ To die in >_< wuffian battle? >_< Even at :3 this OwO sight +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to stonye; ÚwÚ and >_< whiwe 'tis >_< minye +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be stony. uWu Yowk ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd x3 men uWu spawes; +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I theiw ÚwÚ babes. Tears virginal +:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to me x3 even as OwO the OwO dew ^-^ to uWu fiwe; +And :3 beauty, UwU that OwO the >_> tywant ^w^ oft reclaims, +:33 Shaww ^-^ to my flaming ^w^ wwath >w< be uWu oiw ÚwÚ and :33 fwax. +:33 Hencefowth I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with pity: +UwU Meet I OwO an ÚwÚ infant >_> of OwO the house >_> of Yowk, +x3 Into as many OwO gobbets uWu wiww I ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it +UwU As wiwd Medea x3 young Absyrtus did; +UwU In cruelty uWu wiww I >w< seek >_< out my >w< fame. +^w^ Come, :3 thou OwO nyew ruin >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Cwiffowd's >_< house; +UwU As >_> did ^.^ Aenyeas ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, +^w^ So bear I ÚwÚ thee x3 upon my >_< manwy shoulders; +But then ^.^ Aenyeas x3 bawe :3 a :3 wiving woad, +Nyothing OwO so :33 heavy as ^.^ these ^.^ woes >_> of x3 minye. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body + +x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET ^-^ to ^w^ fight. ^.^ SOMEWSET :3 is >_< kiwwed + +:33 WICHAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou :3 thewe; +>_< Fow undewnyeath OwO an alehouse' pawtwy >_< sign, +The >_> Castwe in x3 Saint UwU Awbans, Somerset +;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the x3 wizawd :3 famous in his :33 death. +xDD Swowd, howd >w< thy temper; xDD heawt, >w< be xDD wwathfuw stiww: +Priests pray uWu fow ;;w;; enyemies, uWu but princes kill. Exit + +>_> Fight. Excursions. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +x3 QUEEN. Away, my wowd! You awe swow; uWu fow shame, >w< away! +KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ we uWu outwun OwO the ^w^ heavens? Good Margaret, >_> stay. +x3 QUEEN. What awe you :3 made x3 of? You'll :3 nyow fight :3 nyow uWu fwy. +Nyow :3 is ^.^ it manhood, ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the enemy >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to secure OwO us +By what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ;;w;; which can nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu fwy. +[Awawum ^-^ afaw >_> off] +>w< If you >w< be ta'en, ^-^ we then shouwd UwU see OwO the xDD bottom +x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu hapwy scape- +UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot OwO thwough >_> youw ^.^ nyegwect- +We uWu shaww ^-^ to UwU Wondon :3 get, xDD whewe you awe ;;w;; wov'd, +And xDD whewe :3 this :33 bweach :3 nyow in ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes :3 made +May ^.^ weadiwy >w< be >_< stopp'd. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD + +OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. But UwU that my ^w^ heawt's uWu on :33 futuwe mischief set, +I would speak OwO bwasphemy ewe ;;w;; bid you ^w^ fwy; +But UwU fwy you must; uWu uncuwabwe discomfit +^-^ Weigns in OwO the hearts >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent pawts. +Away, uWu fow >_> youw relief! ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww live +ÚwÚ To UwU see theiw :3 day ÚwÚ and them ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >w< give. +Away, my lord, >w< away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Fiewds ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Saint UwU Awbans + +Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew UwU YOWK, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and soldiers, +with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +^.^ YOWK. x3 Of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ who can wepowt >_> of ^w^ him, +:33 That winter ;;w;; wion, ^-^ who in ;;w;; wage forgets +Aged OwO contusions ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 bwush >_> of UwU time +And, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant in OwO the uWu bwow >_> of youth, +Wepaiws him with :3 occasion? :3 This x3 happy :3 day +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot itself, :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD won ^-^ onye ^.^ foot, +>w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >w< be xDD wost. +:33 WICHAWD. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, +>_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day I howp him ^-^ to his OwO howse, +>_< Thwee xDD times bestrid ^w^ him, ÚwÚ thwice I wed him OwO off, +>_< Pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom ^-^ any further ÚwÚ act; +But still xDD whewe danger OwO was, still there I met him; +And >_< wike rich hangings in :3 a ;;w;; homewy OwO house, +^w^ So ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww in his ^.^ owd feebwe ÚwÚ body. +But, x3 nyobwe as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. + +x3 Entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought xDD to-day! +By th' ;;w;; mass, OwO so >_> did ^-^ we all. I :3 thank you, Richard: +:3 God knows how wong ^.^ it :3 is I ^.^ have ^-^ to live, +And ^.^ it ;;w;; hath pleas'd :3 Him UwU that three xDD times OwO to-day +You ^.^ have ^-^ defended me ^-^ fwom imminyent :33 death. +Weww, x3 wowds, ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ got UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe :3 this UwU time >w< fwed, +>_> Being >_< opposites >_> of such >_< wepaiwing ^.^ nyatuwe. +^.^ YOWK. I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> safety :3 is ^-^ to follow them; +>_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, OwO the UwU King :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to UwU Wondon +ÚwÚ To caww :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent couwt >_> of :3 Pawwiament. +>_> Wet OwO us x3 puwsue him ewe OwO the x3 wwits >w< go fowth. +What :33 says Wowd >_< Wawwick? :33 Shaww ^-^ we aftew >w< them? +:3 WAWWICK. :33 Aftew >w< them? ;;w;; Nyay, before ;;w;; them, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ can. +Nyow, uWu by my :33 faith, x3 wowds, 'twas :3 a ^w^ gwowious uWu day: +x3 Saint Albans' battwe, xDD won uWu by :3 famous Yowk, +:33 Shaww >w< be eterniz'd in >w< aww :3 age ^-^ to come. +Sound uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu aww; +And ^-^ mowe such >_< days as ^.^ these ^-^ to OwO us befall! >_< Exeunt + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. 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ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. The Parliament House + +Awawum. x3 Entew DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ and soldiers, with >_> white >w< woses in theiw ^w^ hats + +:3 WAWWICK. I wonder how OwO the UwU King escap'd ^-^ ouw hands. +^.^ YOWK. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the :33 howsemen >_> of OwO the north, +ÚwÚ He slily stole away ÚwÚ and weft his ^w^ men; +Whereat OwO the gweat Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +uWu Whose ^.^ wawwike ears :33 couwd never ^.^ bwook retreat, +^.^ Cheew'd OwO up OwO the ;;w;; dwooping awmy, ÚwÚ and himself, +Wowd uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and Wowd uWu Staffowd, >w< aww ÚwÚ abweast, +xDD Chawg'd ^-^ ouw x3 main OwO battwe's OwO fwont, :3 and, breaking ÚwÚ in, +Were uWu by OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ^w^ common xDD sowdiews slain. +>_< EDWAWD. Wowd Stafford's fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, +^-^ Is ;;w;; eithew OwO swain ^w^ ow >_< wounded dangerous; +I cleft his :3 beavew with :3 a downwight bwow. +:33 That :3 this :3 is true, fathew, >w< behowd his bwood. +>_< MONTAGUE. And, :33 bwothew, >w< hewe's OwO the Eaww >_> of OwO Wiwtshiwe's blood, +x3 Whom I UwU encount'wed as OwO the ^.^ battwes >_> join'd. +:33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Speak :3 thou uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and tell them what I ÚwÚ did. +[Throwing ;;w;; down SOMEWSET'S OwO head] +^.^ YOWK. Richard ;;w;; hath :33 best deserv'd >_> of >w< aww my :33 sons. +But :3 is >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of >_> Somewset? +xDD NyOWFOWK. Such >w< hope ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD winye >_> of uWu John >_> of x3 Gaunt! +:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< hope ^-^ to >_< shake UwU King Henry's head. +:3 WAWWICK. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. Victowious Prince >_> of Yowk, +Before I UwU see ÚwÚ thee seated in UwU that UwU thwonye +^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO usuwps, +I x3 vow uWu by >w< heaven ^.^ these eyes uWu shaww never UwU cwose. +:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO the xDD feawfuw ;;w;; King, +And :3 this OwO the uWu wegaw uWu seat. >_> Possess it, Yowk; +>_< Fow :3 this :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU King Henry's heirs'. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Assist me then, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and I wiww; +>_< Fow UwU hithew ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken in uWu by :3 fowce. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< We'ww >w< aww ^-^ assist OwO you; ^.^ he UwU that flies uWu shaww ^-^ die. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Nyowfowk. uWu Stay uWu by uWu me, my lords; +And, soldiers, stay ÚwÚ and lodge uWu by me :3 this ^-^ nyight. +^.^ [They >w< go :3 up] +:3 WAWWICK. And when OwO the UwU King uWu comes, :3 offew him nyo viowence. +>_< Unwess ^.^ he >w< seek ^-^ to OwO thwust you >_< out UwU pewfowce. +^.^ YOWK. The Queen :3 this :3 day here howds xDD hew uWu pawwiament, +But wittwe OwO thinks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be >_> of xDD hew counciw. +By uWu wowds ^w^ ow uWu bwows here let OwO us ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >_> wight. +:33 WICHAWD. UwU Awm'd as ^-^ we awe, wet's stay within :3 this >_< house. +:3 WAWWICK. The bwoody ÚwÚ pawwiament uWu shaww :3 this >w< be call'd, +>_< Unwess Pwantagenyet, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >w< be ;;w;; King, +And bashful ^-^ Henwy ^.^ depos'd, uWu whose ^w^ cowawdice +;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 by-wowds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then xDD weave me ;;w;; nyot, my lords; >w< be wesowute: +I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take UwU possession >_> of my >_> wight. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Nyeithew OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves him best, +The pwoudest ^.^ he UwU that howds OwO up UwU Wancastew, +Dares :33 stiw :3 a x3 wing ^-^ if Warwick >_< shake his ^w^ bewws. +I'll >_> pwant Pwantagenyet, >w< woot him OwO up ^-^ who dares. +Resolve ^.^ thee, Wichawd; OwO cwaim OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. +[YORK >w< occupies OwO the >_< thwonye] + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with wed >w< woses in +theiw ^w^ hats + +KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe OwO the sturdy rebel :3 sits, +>_< Even in OwO the chair >_> of >_> state! Belike ^.^ he means, +x3 Back'd uWu by OwO the power >_> of UwU Wawwick, UwU that false >_< peew, +ÚwÚ To aspire x3 unto OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU weign as xDD king. +Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ he slew >w< thy uWu fathew; +And thinye, Wowd ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and you uWu both ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd wevenge +uWu On ^w^ him, his OwO sons, his >_< favouwites, ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >w< If I >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu heavens >w< be reveng'd uWu on UwU me! +CLIFFORD. The >w< hope thereof makes Cwiffowd mourn in :3 steew. +WESTMORELAND. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we suffer uWu this? Let's xDD pwuck him ;;w;; down; +UwU My OwO heawt uWu fow :3 angew buwns; I cannyot ^.^ bwook it. +KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. +CLIFFORD. uWu Patience :3 is uWu fow powtwoons such as xDD he; +ÚwÚ He durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit there xDD had >_> youw fathew wiv'd. +UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament +>_> Wet OwO us assail OwO the ÚwÚ famiwy >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou uWu spoken, UwU cousin; >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +KING HENRY. xDD Ah, xDD knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 city favouws ;;w;; them, +And uWu they ^.^ have twoops >_> of xDD sowdiews at theiw ^.^ beck? +EXETER. But when OwO the UwU Duke :3 is OwO swain they'll >_> quickwy uWu fwy. +KING HENRY. Far >w< be OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Henry's xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> shambwes >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament house! +Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, frowns, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thweats, +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the OwO waw UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 means ^-^ to use. +Thou factious UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >_> descend my UwU thwonye +And knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at my ;;w;; feet; +I x3 am >w< thy sovereign. +^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< thinye. +EXETER. >_< Fow shame, come ;;w;; down; ^.^ he :3 made ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas my inhewitance, as OwO the xDD eawwdom ÚwÚ was. +EXETER. x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Exetew, :3 thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown +UwU In following :3 this uWu usuwping ^.^ Henwy. +CLIFFORD. x3 Whom shouwd ^.^ he follow uWu but his :3 nyatuwaw king? +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Twue, ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and that's Richard UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +KING HENRY. And uWu shaww I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ sit in my ;;w;; thwonye? +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ content thysewf. +:3 WAWWICK. Be UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; let him >w< be King. +WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu both UwU King ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +And UwU that OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmoreland uWu shaww ÚwÚ maintain. +:3 WAWWICK. And Warwick uWu shaww disprove it. You ^-^ fowget +:33 That ^-^ we awe x3 those ;;w;; which chas'd you ^-^ fwom OwO the field, +And slew >_> youw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and with colours UwU spwead +March'd OwO thwough OwO the :33 city ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gates. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, I wemembew ^.^ it ^-^ to my gwief; +And, uWu by his >_> souw, :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy house uWu shaww :33 wue it. +WESTMORELAND. Pwantagenyet, >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy OwO sons, +x3 Thy :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwiends, I'll ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wives +>w< Than ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood ;;w;; wewe in my >_< fathew's >_< veins. +CLIFFORD. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe; west UwU that :33 instead >_> of uWu wowds +I ^-^ send ^.^ thee, UwU Wawwick, such :3 a :33 messengew +UwU As uWu shaww wevenge his death before I ÚwÚ stiw. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Poow uWu Cwiffowd, how I :33 scown his ^.^ wowthwess :3 thweats! +^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw title ^-^ to OwO the crown? +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ ouw >_> swowds uWu shaww >w< pwead ^.^ it in OwO the fiewd. +KING HENRY. What title x3 hast thou, >w< twaitow, ^-^ to OwO the crown? +x3 Thy fathew OwO was, as :3 thou :3 awt, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; +x3 Thy OwO gwandfathew, Wogew ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of March: +I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, +OwO Who :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ to ^-^ stoop, +And >w< seiz'd x3 upon theiw OwO towns ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. +:3 WAWWICK. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU Fwance, x3 sith :3 thou x3 hast lost ^.^ it all. +KING HENRY. The Wowd Protector lost it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 I: +When I ÚwÚ was >w< cwown'd, I ÚwÚ was uWu but :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. +:33 WICHAWD. You awe ^.^ owd enough nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks you lose. +Father, >w< teaw OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD usuwpew's head. +>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ do >w< so; xDD set ^.^ it uWu on >_> youw head. +>_< MONTAGUE. Good :33 bwothew, as :3 thou lov'st ÚwÚ and honyouwest uWu awms, +Let's fight ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand cavilling OwO thus. +:33 WICHAWD. Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu wiww uWu fwy. +^.^ YOWK. Sons, :3 peace! +KING HENRY. xDD Peace thou! ÚwÚ and ^w^ give UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD weave ^-^ to speak. +:3 WAWWICK. Plantagenet uWu shaww speak >_> fiwst. >w< Heaw ^w^ him, lords; +And >w< be you ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and attentive UwU too, +>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that uWu intewwupts him uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. +KING HENRY. uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that I uWu wiww xDD weave my >w< kingwy thwonye, +OwO Whewein my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; sat? +Nyo; ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww OwO waw ÚwÚ unpeopwe :3 this my :3 weawm; +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and theiw uWu cowouws, >_< often ÚwÚ bownye in UwU Fwance, +And :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's gweat xDD sowwow, +:33 Shaww >w< be my ^w^ winding-sheet. UwU Why ^.^ faint you, wowds? +UwU My title's uWu good, ÚwÚ and better :3 faw than ^-^ his. +:3 WAWWICK. uWu Pwuv it, Henry, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be King. +KING HENRY. ^-^ Henwy OwO the :3 Fouwth uWu by :3 conquest ^w^ got OwO the ^w^ cwown. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu by webewwion x3 against his xDD king. +KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; my title's ^.^ weak.- +>_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; king ^.^ adopt OwO an OwO heiw? +^.^ YOWK. What ^.^ then? +KING HENRY. An ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< may, then x3 am I lawful x3 King; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, in OwO the view >_> of many x3 wowds, +Resign'd OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, +uWu Whose ÚwÚ heiw my fathew OwO was, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ his. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He wose x3 against ^w^ him, being his suvweign, +And :3 made him ^-^ to resign his :3 cwown UwU pewfowce. +:3 WAWWICK. Suppose, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it :3 unconstwain'd, +:33 Think you 'twere ^.^ pwejudiciaw ^-^ to his crown? +EXETER. Nyo; uWu fow ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so resign his :3 cwown +But UwU that OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw shouwd ÚwÚ succeed ÚwÚ and OwO weign. +KING HENRY. Awt :3 thou x3 against >w< us, UwU Duke >_> of Exeter? +EXETER. His :3 is OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. +^.^ YOWK. UwU Why whisper you, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? +EXETER. UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me ^.^ he :3 is lawful King. +KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Pwantagenyet, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim :3 thou uWu way'st, +:33 Think ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 depos'd. +:3 WAWWICK. >_< Depos'd ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, in UwU despite >_> of all. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Thou art deceiv'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< thy southern power +x3 Of Essex, xDD Nyowfowk, Suffowk, :3 nyow >_> of ^.^ Kent, +^w^ Which makes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus OwO pwesumptuous ÚwÚ and proud, +^w^ Can xDD set OwO the UwU Duke OwO up in UwU despite >_> of >_> me. +CLIFFORD. UwU King Henry, >w< be >w< thy title ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong, +Wowd Cwiffowd >_< vows ^-^ to fight in >w< thy xDD defence. +May UwU that gwound gape, ÚwÚ and swawwow me alive, +:3 Whewe I uWu shaww knyeew ^-^ to him UwU that slew my ^-^ fathew! +KING HENRY. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, how >w< thy uWu wowds revive my >_< heawt! +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Henwy >_> of UwU Wancastew, resign >w< thy ^w^ cwown. +What uWu muttew you, ^w^ ow what :33 conspiwe you, wowds? +:3 WAWWICK. Do ^.^ wight x3 unto :3 this >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; +Ow I uWu wiww fiww OwO the house with UwU awmed ^-^ men, +And xDD uvw OwO the chair >_> of state, xDD whewe :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 sits, +x3 Wwite OwO up his title with uWu usuwping bwood. +:3 [He ^.^ stamps with his foot ÚwÚ and OwO the +xDD sowdiews show ^-^ themsewves] +KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, hear uWu but ^-^ onye uWu wowd: +>_> Wet me uWu fow :3 this my life-time UwU weign as xDD king. +^.^ YOWK. Confirm OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< minye ^-^ heiws, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign in >_> quiet >_< whiwe :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. +KING HENRY. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. Richard Pwantagenyet, +^.^ Enjoy OwO the :3 kingdom aftew my decease. +CLIFFORD. What :33 wwong :3 is :3 this x3 unto OwO the Prince >_> youw >_< son! +:3 WAWWICK. What good :3 is :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and himsewf! +WESTMORELAND. ^.^ Base, feawfuw, ÚwÚ and despairing Henry! +CLIFFORD. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou injur'd uWu both thyself ÚwÚ and ^w^ ow >_< us! +WESTMORELAND. I cannyot stay ^-^ to hear ^.^ these articles. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow :3 I. +CLIFFORD. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, let OwO us tell OwO the Queen ^.^ these news. +WESTMORELAND. Faweweww, ^w^ faint-heawted ÚwÚ and >w< degenyewate ^-^ king, +UwU In uWu whose x3 cowd UwU bwood nyo ^w^ spawk >_> of uWu honyouw >w< bides. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be :3 thou :3 a uWu pwey x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk +And die in xDD bands uWu fow :3 this >_< unmanwy deed! +CLIFFORD. UwU In dreadful OwO waw uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ uvwcome, +Ow live in xDD peace OwO abandon'd ÚwÚ and uWu despis'd! +>_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, CLIFFORD, +ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Tuwn :3 this >_< way, Henry, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd them not. +EXETER. ^.^ They >w< seek ÚwÚ wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield. +KING HENRY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Exetew! +:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why shouwd you >w< sigh, my UwU wowd? +KING HENRY. :3 Nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu but my UwU son, +x3 Whom I unnyatuwawwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ disinhewit. +But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. uWu [To OwO YOWK] I here ^w^ entaiw +The :3 cwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU thinye ;;w;; heiws uWu fow ^w^ evew; +xDD Conditionyawwy, UwU that here :3 thou UwU take OwO an OwO oath +ÚwÚ To OwO cease :3 this civil war, :3 and, UwU whiwst I live, +ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw me as >w< thy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and suvweign, +And neither uWu by uWu tweason :3 nyow ;;w;; hostiwity +ÚwÚ To >w< seek ^-^ to >w< put me ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU weign thysewf. +^.^ YOWK. :3 This OwO oath I willingly UwU take, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww pewfowm. +>_> [Coming ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] +:3 WAWWICK. Wong live UwU King Henry! Pwantagenyet, ^w^ embwace >_> him. +KING HENRY. And wong live thou, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy :3 fowwawd >_> sons! +^.^ YOWK. Nyow uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and :3 Wancastew awe weconciw'd. +EXETER. xDD Accuws'd >w< be ^.^ he UwU that UwU seeks ^-^ to ^-^ make them ;;w;; foes! +xDD [Sennyet. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come >w< down] +^.^ YOWK. Faweweww, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; I'll ^-^ to my OwO castwe. +:3 WAWWICK. And I'll ^-^ keep UwU Wondon with my sowdiews. +xDD NyOWFOWK. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyowfowk with my ÚwÚ fowwowews. +>_< MONTAGUE. And I x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I x3 came. +>_< Exeunt OwO the OwO YOWKISTS +KING HENRY. And OwO I, with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, ^-^ to OwO the couwt. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES + +EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the uWu Queen, uWu whose looks uWu bewway xDD hew ;;w;; angew. +I'll >_< steaw >_> away. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Exetew, OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom me; I uWu wiww follow thee. +KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe queen, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_> stay. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Who can >w< be uWu patient in such extremes? +xDD Ah, wwetched ^w^ man! Wouwd I xDD had ;;w;; died :3 a ;;w;; maid, +And never uWu seen ^.^ thee, never ÚwÚ bownye ÚwÚ thee UwU son, +>_< Seeing :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwov'd OwO so uWu unnyatuwaw :3 a ^-^ fathew! +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he deserv'd ^-^ to wose his biwthwight ^.^ thus? +uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but :33 wov'd him half OwO so ;;w;; weww as OwO I, +Ow ;;w;; fewt UwU that pain ;;w;; which I >_> did uWu fow him once, +Ow uWu nyouwish'd him as I >_> did with my blood, +Thou wouldst ^.^ have weft >w< thy ;;w;; deawest heart-blood there +>_< Wathew than ^.^ have :3 made UwU that savage >_> duke UwU thinye heir, +And disinhewited UwU thinye only :33 son. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. Father, you cannyot disinhewit >_> me. +>w< If you >w< be ;;w;; King, x3 why shouwd ^.^ nyot I succeed? +KING HENRY. Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ Mawgawet; pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet :33 son. +The Eaww >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; enfowc'd >_> me. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Enfowc'd thee! Awt :3 thou UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt >w< be +fowc'd? +I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee speak. xDD Ah, >_> timowous ^w^ wwetch! +Thou x3 hast undonye ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ and me; +And :3 giv'n x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk such head +UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign uWu but uWu by theiw uWu suffewance. +ÚwÚ To ^w^ entaiw him ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; heiws x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, +What :3 is ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe +And cweep OwO into ^.^ it :3 faw before >w< thy >_> time? +Warwick :3 is >w< Chancewwow ÚwÚ and OwO the lord >_> of OwO Cawais; +Stewn Fawconbwidge ÚwÚ commands OwO the narrow >_> seas; +The UwU Duke :3 is :3 made Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be xDD safe? Such >_> safety ^.^ finds +The :3 twembwing ÚwÚ wamb >_< enviwonyed with wowves. +Had I >_< been there, ;;w;; which x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy woman, +The xDD sowdiews shouwd ^.^ have uWu toss'd me uWu on theiw uWu pikes +Before I would ^.^ have gwanted ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ act. +But :3 thou x3 pwefew'st >w< thy life before UwU thinye >_> honyouw; +And >_< seeing :3 thou dost, I here divorce ÚwÚ mysewf, +Both ^-^ fwom >w< thy table, Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bed, +^.^ Untiw UwU that ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament >w< be wepeaw'd +Wheweby my :3 son :3 is ÚwÚ disinhewited. +The nyowthewn uWu wowds UwU that ^.^ have >_> fowswown >w< thy colours +uWu Wiww follow ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if UwU once uWu they UwU see them ^w^ spwead; +And UwU spwead uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; fouw >w< disgwace +And xDD uttew ruin >_> of OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I xDD weave thee. ^w^ Come, UwU son, wet's away; +Our ;;w;; awmy :3 is weady; xDD come, ^w^ we'ww aftew ^.^ them. +KING HENRY. >w< Stay, gentwe Margaret, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke xDD too >w< much ;;w;; awweady; >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Gentwe :3 son Edwawd, :3 thou xDD wiwt stay with x3 me? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >w< be murder'd uWu by his enyemies. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. When I xDD wetuwn with OwO victowy ^-^ fwom OwO the field +I'll UwU see >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ tiww then I'll follow :3 hew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Come, UwU son, away; ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wingew OwO thus. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE +KING HENRY. OwO Poow queen! OwO How love ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD hew :3 son +;;w;; Hath :3 made xDD hew >_< bweak >_< out OwO into >_> tewms >_> of rage! +xDD Weveng'd ^-^ may ^.^ she >w< be uWu on UwU that ^-^ hatefuw Duke, +uWu Whose :33 haughty ^.^ spiwit, >w< winged with desiwe, +uWu Wiww uWu cost my UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe +^w^ Tiwe uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of me ÚwÚ and >_> of my >_< son! +The woss >_> of x3 those three uWu wowds >_< towments my ÚwÚ heawt. +I'll wwite x3 unto ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and entweat them ^-^ faiw; +^w^ Come, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the messenger. +EXETER. And OwO I, I hope, uWu shaww weconciwe them all. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Sandaw :33 Castwe, ;;w;; nyeaw Wakefiewd, in Yorkshire + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE + +:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, >w< though I >w< be youngest, ^w^ give me weave. +>_< EDWAWD. No, I can better xDD pway OwO the owatow. +>_< MONTAGUE. But I ^.^ have reasons >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 fowcibwe. + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK + +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, >_< sons ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwothew! at :3 a ^w^ stwife? +What :3 is >_> youw quarrel? OwO How >_< began ^.^ it first? +>_< EDWAWD. :3 Nyo ^-^ quawwew, uWu but :3 a ^w^ swight contention. +^.^ YOWK. About ;;w;; what? +:33 WICHAWD. About UwU that ;;w;; which UwU concewns >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and us- +The :3 cwown >_> of >_> Engwand, fathew, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ youws. +^.^ YOWK. Minye, x3 boy? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be UwU dead. +:33 WICHAWD. Your ^.^ wight depends ^.^ nyot uWu on his life ^w^ ow :33 death. +>_< EDWAWD. Nyow you awe heir, OwO thewefowe enjoy ^.^ it OwO nyow. +By giving OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew xDD weave ^-^ to x3 bweathe, +^w^ It uWu wiww uWu outwun you, fathew, in OwO the OwO end. +^.^ YOWK. I took OwO an OwO oath UwU that ^.^ he shouwd x3 quietwy OwO weign. +>_< EDWAWD. But uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom ^-^ any OwO oath ^-^ may >w< be broken: +I would >_< bweak :3 a ^w^ thousand oaths ^-^ to UwU weign ^-^ onye xDD yeaw. +:33 WICHAWD. Nyo; :3 God fowbid >_> youw OwO Gwace shouwd >w< be ^-^ fowswown. +^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ if I OwO cwaim uWu by open waw. +:33 WICHAWD. I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww hear me speak. +^.^ YOWK. Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 son; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. +:33 WICHAWD. An OwO oath :3 is >_> of nyo :3 moment, being ^.^ nyot took +Before :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and lawful >_> magistwate +:33 That ;;w;; hath authowity xDD uvw him UwU that uWu sweaws. +^-^ Henwy xDD had x3 nyonye, uWu but >_> did usurp OwO the >w< pwace; +>_> Then, >_< seeing 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made you ^-^ to OwO depose, +Your ^-^ oath, my lord, :3 is vain ÚwÚ and OwO fwivowous. +:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to arms. And, fathew, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think +OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, +xDD Within uWu whose ^.^ ciwcuit :3 is uWu Ewysium +And >w< aww UwU that poets feign >_> of bliss ÚwÚ and OwO joy. +UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we wingew ^.^ thus? I cannyot west +^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> white wose UwU that I wear >w< be dy'd +>_< Even in OwO the >w< wukewawm UwU bwood >_> of Henry's ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Wichawd, enyough; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. +xDD Bwothew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to UwU Wondon ÚwÚ pwesentwy +And :33 whet uWu on Warwick ^-^ to :3 this OwO entewpwise. +uWu Thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ shawt ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk +And tell him privily >_> of ^-^ ouw intent. +:3 You, Edwawd, uWu shaww x3 unto my Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, +x3 With xDD whom OwO the :33 Kentishmen uWu wiww willingly x3 wise; +UwU In them I twust, uWu fow uWu they awe soldiers, +xDD Witty, :33 couwteous, ^-^ wibewaw, :33 fuww >_> of spirit. +OwO Whiwe you awe ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, what :3 westeth ^-^ mowe +But UwU that I >w< seek >w< occasion how ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, +And ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to my ;;w;; dwift, +Nyow ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of >w< Wancastew? + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +But, >_> stay. What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such ÚwÚ post? +MESSENGEW. The Queen with >w< aww OwO the nyowthewn >_< eawws ÚwÚ and uWu wowds +^.^ Intend here ^-^ to UwU besiege you in >_> youw OwO castwe. +She :3 is ^-^ hawd uWu by with twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; +And OwO thewefowe fortify >_> youw >_< howd, my :33 wowd. +^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, with my ^w^ swowd. >_< What! think'st :3 thou UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >w< them? +>_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, you uWu shaww stay with me; +UwU My bwothew Montague uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to Wondon. +>_> Wet x3 nyobwe UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ Cobham, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, +x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have weft protectors >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +x3 With :33 pow'wfuw powicy OwO stwengthen themsewves +And xDD twust ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow his OwO oaths. +>_< MONTAGUE. xDD Bwothew, I ^.^ go; I'll ^.^ win ;;w;; them, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it not. +And ;;w;; thus UwU most humbly I ^-^ do UwU take my weave. Exit + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH ^.^ MOWTIMEW + +^.^ YOWK. Sir john ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh ^-^ Mowtimew, >_< minye uncles! +You awe come ^-^ to UwU Sandaw in :3 a x3 happy ÚwÚ houw; +The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen UwU mean ^-^ to UwU besiege ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet xDD hew in OwO the fiewd. +^.^ YOWK. >_> What, with five ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? +:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, with five ^-^ hundwed, fathew, uWu fow :3 a need. +OwO A :3 woman's :3 genyewaw; what shouwd ^-^ we feaw? +;;w;; [A mawch ^-^ afaw >_> off] +>_< EDWAWD. I hear theiw dwums. Let's xDD set ^-^ ouw x3 men in owdew, +And xDD issue :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ stwaight. +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Five x3 men ^-^ to >_< twenty! ^-^ Though OwO the >_> odds >w< be >_> gweat, +I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< victowy. +>_> Many :3 a ^-^ battwe ^.^ have I xDD won in UwU Fwance, +When as OwO the enemy ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; +UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ nyot :3 nyow ^.^ have OwO the >_< wike uWu success? >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between UwU Sandaw >_> Castwe ÚwÚ and Wakefield + +Awawum. x3 Entew xDD WUTWAND ÚwÚ and his >_> TUTOW + +:3 WUTWAND. xDD Ah, :33 whithew uWu shaww I UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ scape theiw ^-^ hands? +xDD Ah, tutor, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe bwoody Cwiffowd UwU comes! + +x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +CLIFFORD. :33 Chapwain, >w< away! x3 Thy OwO pwiesthood ;;w;; saves >w< thy wife. +UwU As uWu fow OwO the OwO bwat >_> of :3 this accursed duke, +uWu Whose fathew slew my fathew, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ die. +UwU TUTOW. And OwO I, my lord, uWu wiww bear him :33 company. +CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Sowdiews, away with :3 him! +UwU TUTOW. xDD Ah, uWu Cwiffowd, murder ^.^ nyot :3 this innyocent OwO chiwd, +Lest :3 thou >w< be hated uWu both >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and xDD man. +Exit, fowced x3 off uWu by xDD sowdiews +CLIFFORD. OwO How nyow, :3 is ^.^ he UwU dead >_> awweady? Ow :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw +:33 That makes him :33 cwose his :3 eyes? I'll open ^.^ them. +:3 WUTWAND. ^w^ So looks OwO the OwO pent-up x3 wion o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch +:33 That twembwes uWu undew his devouring uWu paws; +And OwO so ^.^ he xDD wawks, insulting o'ew his xDD pwey, +And OwO so ^.^ he uWu comes, ^-^ to rend his wimbs asunder. +xDD Ah, gentwe uWu Cwiffowd, :33 kiww me with >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, +And ^.^ nyot with such :3 a x3 cwuew x3 thweat'nying xDD wook! +^.^ Sweet uWu Cwiffowd, hear me speak before I ^-^ die. +I x3 am xDD too UwU mean :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< thy >_> wwath; +Be :3 thou reveng'd uWu on ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let me wive. +CLIFFORD. UwU In vain :3 thou :3 speak'st, UwU poow >w< boy; my >_< fathew's UwU bwood +;;w;; Hath stopp'd OwO the ÚwÚ passage xDD whewe >w< thy uWu wowds shouwd >_> entew. +:3 WUTWAND. ;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's UwU bwood open ^.^ it x3 again: +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, :3 and, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 cope with >_> him. +CLIFFORD. Had I >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ;;w;; hewe, theiw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and UwU thinye +Were ^.^ nyot wevenge uWu sufficient uWu fow me; +No, ^-^ if I uWu digg'd OwO up >w< thy ^-^ fowefathews' >_< gwaves +And :3 hung theiw rotten x3 coffins OwO up in ^.^ chains, +^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; swake >_< minye ^w^ iwe :3 nyow >_> ease my ÚwÚ heawt. +The OwO sight >_> of ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk +^-^ Is as :3 a :3 fuwy ^-^ to >_> towment my soul; +And ÚwÚ tiww I >w< woot >_< out theiw accursed xDD winye +And xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye alive, I live in ÚwÚ heww. +Thewefowe- +:3 WUTWAND. :33 O, let me pray before I UwU take my >_< death! +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I pray: ^w^ sweet uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ pity >_> me. +CLIFFORD. Such ^-^ pity as my >w< wapiew's point >_> affowds. +:3 WUTWAND. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hawm; x3 why xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway x3 me? +CLIFFORD. x3 Thy fathew >_> hath. +:3 WUTWAND. But 'twas ewe I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. +Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye :3 son; uWu fow his :33 sake ^-^ pity uWu me, +Lest in wevenge thereof, x3 sith :3 God :3 is UwU just, +ÚwÚ He >w< be as miserably OwO swain as :3 I. +xDD Ah, let me live in pwison >w< aww my ^.^ days; +And when I ^w^ give >w< occasion >_> of OwO offence +;;w;; Then let me x3 die, uWu fow :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ cause. +CLIFFORD. :3 Nyo xDD cause! +x3 Thy fathew slew my uWu fathew; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ die. >_> [Stabs xDD him] +:3 WUTWAND. ^-^ Di ^w^ faciant xDD waudis xDD summa ^-^ sit >w< ista >_> tuae! ;;w;; [Dies] +CLIFFORD. Pwantagenyet, I xDD come, Pwantagenyet; +And :3 this >w< thy son's UwU bwood :33 cweaving ^-^ to my OwO bwade +:33 Shaww wust x3 upon my >_< weapon, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy blood, +xDD Congeaw'd with this, ^-^ do ^-^ make me wipe x3 off >_> both. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK + +^.^ YOWK. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the fiewd. +UwU My UwU uncwes uWu both awe OwO swain in uWu wescuing me; +And >w< aww my followers ^-^ to OwO the OwO eagew ÚwÚ foe +OwO Tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and fly, >_< wike ^-^ ships before OwO the wind, +Ow lambs ;;w;; puwsu'd uWu by hungew-stawved wowves. +UwU My x3 sons- :3 God knows what ;;w;; hath bechanced them; +But :3 this I >_> knyow- uWu they ^.^ have >_> demean'd themsewves +;;w;; Wike x3 men :3 bown ^-^ to UwU wenyown uWu by life ^w^ ow :33 death. +>_< Thwee xDD times >_> did Richard ^-^ make :3 a wanye ^-^ to uWu me, +And ÚwÚ thwice :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Couwage, ^-^ fathew! fight ^.^ it >_< out.' +And :33 fuww as ^w^ oft came >_< Edwawd ^-^ to my >_> side +x3 With xDD puwpwe >_< fawchion, ^w^ painted ^-^ to OwO the hiwt +UwU In UwU bwood >_> of x3 those UwU that xDD had UwU encount'wed >_> him. +And when OwO the ^w^ hawdiest ;;w;; wawwiows >_> did x3 wetiwe, +Richard :3 cwied 'Charge, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo foot >_> of gwound!' +And :3 cwied 'A UwU cwown, ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< tomb! +OwO A >_< sceptwe, ^w^ ow OwO an earthly UwU sepuwchwe!' +x3 With :3 this ^-^ we OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ again; uWu but >_< out awas! +We ^w^ bodg'd ÚwÚ again; as I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< swan +x3 With :33 bootwess >_< wabouw OwO swim x3 against OwO the >_< tide +And uWu spend xDD hew OwO stwength with xDD uvw-matching OwO waves. +;;w;; [A ^-^ showt :3 awawum ^w^ within] +xDD Ah, xDD hawk! The :33 fataw followers ^-^ do >_< puwsue, +And I x3 am ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and cannyot UwU fwy theiw fury; +And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ stwong, I would ^.^ nyot :3 shun theiw fury. +The sands awe nyumb'wed UwU that ^-^ make OwO up my life; +;;w;; Hewe >w< must I ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ and here my life >w< must OwO end. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +^w^ Come, bwoody uWu Cwiffowd, xDD wough ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +I dare >_> youw :3 quenchwess :3 fuwy ^-^ to ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wage; +I x3 am >_> youw :3 butt, ÚwÚ and I >_> abide >_> youw shot. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yield ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< mewcy, >_> pwoud ^-^ Pwantagenyet. +CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ to such UwU mewcy as his ruthless arm +x3 With downwight ;;w;; payment show'd x3 unto my father. +Nyow ÚwÚ Phaethon ;;w;; hath tumbwed ^-^ fwom his xDD caw, +And :3 made OwO an evening at OwO the nyoontide pwick. +^.^ YOWK. UwU My ^w^ ashes, as OwO the phoenyix, ^-^ may bwing :3 fowth +OwO A biwd UwU that uWu wiww wevenge x3 upon you uWu aww; +And in UwU that >w< hope I thwow >_< minye eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, +Scorning >_> whate'ew you can affwict me OwO with. +UwU Why come you not? >_< What! ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and feaw? +CLIFFORD. ^w^ So cowards fight when uWu they can UwU fwy nyo :33 fuwthew; +^w^ So doves ^-^ do ^w^ peck OwO the >w< fawcon's ^.^ piewcing xDD tawons; +^w^ So desperate thieves, >w< aww uWu hopewess >_> of theiw x3 wives, +ÚwÚ Bweathe >_< out >w< invectives >w< 'gainst OwO the >_> officews. +^.^ YOWK. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, uWu but >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee UwU once uWu again, +And in >w< thy ^w^ thought o'errun my fowmew time; +And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu fow bwushing, view :3 this ;;w;; face, +And bite >w< thy :33 tongue UwU that swandews him with ^w^ cowawdice +uWu Whose :3 fwown ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ewe x3 this! +CLIFFORD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd uWu fow ;;w;; wowd, +But uWu buckwew with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwows, ^w^ twice two uWu fow ^w^ onye. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ causes +I would prolong :3 awhiwe OwO the x3 twaitow's wife. +Wrath makes him UwU deaf; speak thou, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ Howd, Clifford! ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu honyouw him OwO so >w< much +ÚwÚ To :3 pwick >w< thy fingew, >w< though ^-^ to x3 wound his ÚwÚ heawt. +What valour ;;w;; wewe it, when :3 a >_> cuw doth gwin, +>_< Fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO thwust his hand :3 between his x3 teeth, +When ^.^ he UwU might x3 spuwn him with his foot >_> away? +^w^ It :3 is waw's UwU pwize ^-^ to UwU take >w< aww vantages; +And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 is nyo >_< impeach >_> of vawouw. +^.^ [They uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on UwU YOWK, ^-^ who >w< stwuggwes] +CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO so ^.^ stwives OwO the ^-^ woodcock with OwO the ^w^ gin. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ So doth OwO the xDD cony OwO stwuggwe in OwO the ÚwÚ nyet. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thieves x3 upon theiw conquer'd ^-^ booty; +^w^ So OwO twue x3 men yield, with >w< wobbews OwO so xDD o'ew-match'd. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto him ^w^ nyow? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Bwave wawwiows, Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +^w^ Come, ^-^ make him ^.^ stand x3 upon :3 this OwO mowehiww here +:33 That ^w^ waught at uWu mountains with xDD outstwetched uWu awms, +>_> Yet x3 pawted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow with his hand. +>_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you UwU that would >w< be England's king? +xDD Was't you UwU that OwO weveww'd in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pawwiament +And :3 made :3 a pweachment >_> of >_> youw UwU high descent? +:3 Whewe awe >_> youw UwU mess >_> of >_< sons ^-^ to xDD back you ^w^ nyow? +The >_< wanton >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< wusty ^w^ Geowge? +And ^w^ whewe's UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant cwook-back pwodigy, +ÚwÚ Dicky >_> youw OwO boy, UwU that with his :33 gwumbwing >w< voice +>_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 cheew his xDD dad in OwO mutinyies? +Or, with OwO the rest, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw dawwing Rutland? +Look, Yowk: I :33 stain'd :3 this nyapkin with OwO the UwU bwood +:33 That ÚwÚ vawiant Cwiffowd with his >w< wapiew's point +^w^ Made xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< boy; +And ^-^ if UwU thinye eyes can >w< watew uWu fow his >_< death, +I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ^-^ to OwO dwy >w< thy x3 cheeks :3 withaw. +^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Yowk! uWu but UwU that I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee deadly, +I shouwd >_> wament >w< thy xDD misewabwe state. +I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< gwieve ^-^ to ^-^ make me uWu mewwy, ^w^ Yowk. +>_> What, ;;w;; hath >w< thy :33 fiewy OwO heawt OwO so pawch'd UwU thinye entrails +:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< teaw can ^-^ faww uWu fow :33 Wutwand's UwU death? +UwU Why art :3 thou :3 patient, man? Thou shouldst >w< be mad; +And I ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee mad ^-^ do xDD mock ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. +Stamp, >w< wave, ÚwÚ and fret, UwU that I ^-^ may sing ÚwÚ and dance. +Thou wouldst >w< be UwU fee'd, I >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make me :33 spowt; +uWu Yowk cannyot speak unwess ^.^ he wear :3 a ^w^ cwown. +OwO A :3 cwown uWu fow >_> Yowk!-and, x3 wowds, bow low ^-^ to >_> him. +Hold you his ^.^ hands UwU whiwst I ^-^ do xDD set ^.^ it x3 on. +OwO [Putting :3 a paper :3 cwown uWu on his OwO head] +>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow looks ^.^ he >_< wike :3 a king! +>w< Ay, :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that took UwU King Henry's ^w^ chaiw, +And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ was his >w< adopted :33 heiw. +But how :3 is ^.^ it UwU that gweat Plantagenet +^-^ Is xDD cwown'd OwO so >_> soon ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke his sowemn >_> oath? +UwU As I >_< bethink uWu me, you shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU King +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had shook ^.^ hands with :33 death. +And uWu wiww you OwO pawe >_> youw head in Henry's ^-^ gwowy, +And x3 wob his OwO tempwes >_> of OwO the diadem, +Nyow in his xDD wife, x3 against >_> youw holy >_> oath? +:33 O, 'tis :3 a fauwt xDD too xDD too +^-^ Off with OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown his ÚwÚ head; +And, UwU whiwst ^-^ we x3 bweathe, UwU take UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ do him UwU dead. +CLIFFORD. :33 That :3 is my >_> office, uWu fow my >_< fathew's sake. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; wet's hear OwO the OwO owisons ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. +^.^ YOWK. She-wolf >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu but >_< wowse than wolves >_> of UwU Fwance, +uWu Whose :33 tongue ^-^ mowe OwO poisons than OwO the >_> addew's xDD tooth! +OwO How iww-beseeming :3 is ^.^ it in >w< thy sex +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; twiumph >_< wike OwO an Amazonyian >_< twuww +:3 Upon theiw ^.^ woes xDD whom >_> fowtunye x3 captivates! +But UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is visawd-wike, unchanging, +^w^ Made impudent with ;;w;; use >_> of evil >_< deeds, +I would :3 assay, >_> pwoud queen, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwush. +ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, >_> of xDD whom deriv'd, +Were ÚwÚ shame enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ thee, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; shamewess. +x3 Thy fathew uWu beaws OwO the type >_> of UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, +x3 Of uWu both OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, +>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< weawthy as OwO an Engwish :3 yeoman. +;;w;; Hath UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ monyawch ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD insuwt? +^w^ It ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, >_> pwoud ;;w;; queen; +>_< Unwess OwO the adage >w< must >w< be vewified, +:33 That >_< beggaws x3 mounted run theiw horse ^-^ to :33 death. +^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty UwU that doth ^w^ oft ^-^ make >w< women uWu pwoud; +But, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, >w< thy share thereof :3 is small. +^.^ 'Tis :3 viwtue UwU that doth ^-^ make them UwU most admiw'd; +The contrary doth ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wond'red OwO at. +^.^ 'Tis government UwU that makes them ÚwÚ seem x3 divinye; +The UwU want thereof makes ÚwÚ thee x3 abominyabwe. +Thou art as >w< opposite ^-^ to every good +UwU As OwO the >_> Antipodes awe x3 unto >w< us, +Ow as OwO the ^-^ south ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ septentwion. +:3 O :3 tigew's OwO heawt xDD wwapp'd in :3 a :3 woman's hide! +OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou ^.^ dwain OwO the life-blood >_> of OwO the OwO chiwd, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid OwO the fathew wipe his eyes ^-^ withaw, +And ÚwÚ yet >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to bear :3 a :3 woman's face? +xDD Women awe soft, >_< miwd, pitiful, ÚwÚ and >_< fwexibwe: +Thou stewn, ^w^ obduwate, fwinty, :3 wough, wemowsewess. +OwO Bid'st :3 thou me rage? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy x3 wish; +Wouldst ^.^ have me xDD weep? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww; +>_< Fow >_< waging ^.^ wind uWu bwows OwO up :33 incessant ÚwÚ showews, +And when OwO the ;;w;; wage allays, OwO the ;;w;; wain x3 begins. +^.^ These ;;w;; teaws awe my ^w^ sweet :33 Wutwand's ;;w;; obsequies; +And every >_> dwop x3 cwies ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow his death +'Gainst ^.^ thee, feww uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, false Frenchwoman. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but his ^.^ passions move me OwO so +:33 That hardly can I >_< check my eyes ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. +^.^ YOWK. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his OwO the x3 hungwy cannyibaws +Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< touch'd, would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :33 stain'd with bwood; +But you awe ^-^ mowe inhuman, ^-^ mowe :3 inyexowabwe- +:33 O, >w< ten xDD times >w< mowe- than ;;w;; tigews >_> of Hywcanyia. +^w^ See, ruthless queen, :3 a hapwess >_< fathew's uWu teaws. +:3 This :33 cwoth :3 thou dipp'dst in UwU bwood >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, +And I with ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do wash OwO the UwU bwood >_> away. +Keep :3 thou OwO the nyapkin, ÚwÚ and >w< go boast >_> of ^.^ this; +And ^-^ if :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the :33 heavy story >_< wight, +:3 Upon my >_> souw, OwO the >w< heawews uWu wiww shed teaws; +xDD Yea, x3 even my :33 foes uWu wiww shed fast-falling ;;w;; teaws +And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Awas, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< piteous uWu deed!' +Thewe, UwU take OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown my ^.^ cuwse; +And in >w< thy :3 nyeed such comfort come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +UwU As :3 nyow I :33 weap at >w< thy xDD too x3 cwuew UwU hand! +Hard-hearted uWu Cwiffowd, UwU take me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +UwU My ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, my UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw uWu heads! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu swaughtew-man ^-^ to >w< aww my kin, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my life uWu but weep with ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ To UwU see how inwy UwU sowwow :33 gwipes his ÚwÚ souw. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, weeping-ripe, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? +:33 Think uWu but x3 upon OwO the :33 wwong ^.^ he >_> did OwO us aww, +And UwU that uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO dwy >w< thy melting uWu teaws. +CLIFFORD. Here's uWu fow my ^-^ oath, >w< hewe's uWu fow my >_< fathew's :33 death. +>_> [Stabbing xDD him] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And >w< hewe's ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^-^ ouw gentle-hearted xDD king. +>_> [Stabbing xDD him] +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Open x3 Thy xDD gate >_> of >w< mewcy, >_< gwacious God! +UwU My ^w^ souw flies OwO thwough ^.^ these wounds ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out ;;w;; Thee. +;;w;; [Dies] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Off with his uWu head, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it uWu on uWu Yowk ^.^ gates; +^w^ So uWu Yowk ^-^ may ^w^ uvwwook OwO the ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Mowtimew's Cwoss in ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe + +OwO A UwU mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and theiw power + +>_< EDWAWD. I wonder how ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew ;;w;; scap'd, +Ow whethew ^.^ he >w< be xDD scap'd away ^w^ ow nyo +From :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ and :3 Nyowthumbewwand's pursuit. +Had ^.^ he >_< been ta'en, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; +Had ^.^ he >_< been slain, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; +Ow xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; scap'd, >w< methinks ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard +The x3 happy >_< tidings >_> of his good UwU escape. +OwO How fares my xDD bwothew? UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he OwO so sad? +:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ^.^ joy xDD untiw I >w< be resolv'd +:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant fathew :3 is uWu become. +I ^-^ saw him in OwO the ^-^ battwe ^.^ wange >w< about, +And ^w^ watch'd him how ^.^ he ^w^ singwed Cwiffowd fowth. +uWu Methought ^.^ he ^-^ bowe him in OwO the OwO thickest >_< twoop +UwU As doth :3 a x3 wion in :3 a hewd >_> of nyeat; +Ow as :3 a ^-^ beaw, uWu encompass'd x3 wound with UwU dogs, +OwO Who having ^.^ pinch'd :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ and :3 made them cwy, +The west ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof ÚwÚ and bark at >_> him. +^w^ So ^.^ faw'd ^-^ ouw fathew with his enemies; +^w^ So xDD fwed his >_> enyemies my ^.^ wawwike father. +x3 Methinks 'tis UwU pwize enough ^-^ to >w< be his :33 son. +^w^ See how OwO the xDD mownying uWu opes xDD hew gowden ^w^ gates +And ^-^ takes xDD hew faweweww >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwowious OwO sun. +OwO How ;;w;; weww wesembwes ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwime >_> of youth, +Trimm'd >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew prancing ^-^ to his ^w^ wuv! +>_< EDWAWD. OwO Dazzwe >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I UwU see three ^.^ suns? +:33 WICHAWD. >_< Thwee ^w^ gwowious suns, OwO each ^-^ onye :3 a pewfect ;;w;; sun; +:3 Nyot separated with OwO the racking ÚwÚ cwouds, +But UwU sevew'd in :3 a OwO pawe >_< cweaw-shinying ÚwÚ sky. +^w^ See, >w< see! uWu they uWu join, embrace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< kiss, +UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ vow'd >w< some >_> weague :3 inviowabwe. +Nyow awe uWu they uWu but ^-^ onye lamp, ^-^ onye >_< wight, ^-^ onye OwO sun. +UwU In :3 this OwO the >w< heaven :33 figuwes >w< some >_> event. +>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 wondwous stwange, OwO the >_< wike ÚwÚ yet never heard >_> of. +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it cites >w< us, :33 bwothew, ^-^ to OwO the field, +:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons >_> of bwave Pwantagenyet, +>_> Each ^-^ onye already >w< bwazing uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< meeds, +;;w;; Shouwd x3 nyotwithstanding >_> join ^-^ ouw lights >_> togethew +And overshine OwO the :3 eawth, as :3 this OwO the world. +uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, henceforward uWu wiww I bear +:3 Upon my tawget three fair shining ÚwÚ suns. +:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, bear three daughtews- uWu by >_> youw xDD weave I speak it, +You love OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew better than OwO the :33 mawe. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, xDD bwowing + +But what art thou, uWu whose :33 heavy looks foweteww +uWu Some dreadful story :33 hanging uWu on >w< thy tongue? +MESSENGEW. xDD Ah, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 woefuw xDD wookew-on +When as OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was slain, +Your >_< pwincewy fathew ÚwÚ and my :33 woving wowd! +>_< EDWAWD. :33 O, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! uWu fow I ^.^ have heard xDD too ^w^ much. +:33 WICHAWD. Say how ^.^ he :33 died, uWu fow I uWu wiww hear ^.^ it all. +MESSENGEW. Enviwonyed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with many uWu foes, +And ÚwÚ stood x3 against them as OwO the >w< hope >_> of ^-^ Twoy +uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU that would ^.^ have ent'red >w< Twoy. +But xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to odds; +And many xDD stwokes, >w< though with :3 a wittwe ^w^ axe, +uWu Hews ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewws OwO the ^-^ hawdest-timbew'd >_> oak. +By many ^.^ hands >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was ^-^ subdu'd; +But only >_< swaught'wed uWu by OwO the ireful arm +x3 Of unwewenting Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Queen, +OwO Who xDD cwown'd OwO the >_< gwacious UwU Duke in UwU high >_> despite, +Laugh'd in his ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and when with >w< gwief ^.^ he wept, +The ruthless Queen >_> gave him ^-^ to OwO dwy his x3 cheeks +OwO A nyapkin ÚwÚ steeped in OwO the harmless UwU bwood +x3 Of ^w^ sweet x3 young Wutwand, uWu by xDD wough Cwiffowd slain; +And aftew many ^w^ scowns, many ;;w;; fouw xDD taunts, +^.^ They took his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk +^.^ They xDD set OwO the same; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ wemain, +The x3 saddest >w< spectacwe UwU that e'ew I view'd. +>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ ouw prop ^-^ to lean OwO upon, +Nyow :3 thou art gone, ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo staff, nyo >_> stay. +:3 O uWu Cwiffowd, :3 boist'wous uWu Cwiffowd, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain +The flow'r >_> of Euwope uWu fow his chivawwy; +And tweachewouswy x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ vanquish'd ^w^ him, +>_< Fow hand ^-^ to hand ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd thee. +Nyow my >_< souw's :33 pawace :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a prison. +xDD Ah, would ^.^ she >_< bweak ^-^ fwom hence, UwU that :3 this my ÚwÚ body +OwO Might in OwO the gwound >w< be >_< cwosed OwO up in rest! +>_< Fow never ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww I ^.^ joy ÚwÚ again; +OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, uWu shaww I UwU see ^-^ mowe OwO joy. +:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ;;w;; weep, uWu fow >w< aww my body's xDD moistuwe +:3 Scawce sewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench my >w< fuwnyace-buwnying >_> heawt; +Nyow can my :33 tongue ^w^ unwoad my ^w^ heawt's gweat >_< buwden, +>_< Fow ;;w;; sewf-same ^.^ wind UwU that I shouwd speak withaw +^-^ Is ^w^ kindwing coaws UwU that fiwes >w< aww my ^w^ bweast, +And burns me OwO up with ^.^ fwames UwU that ;;w;; teaws would quench. +ÚwÚ To weep :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make less OwO the UwU depth >_> of ^w^ gwief. +Tears then uWu fow uWu babes; uWu bwows ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu fow UwU me! +ÚwÚ Wichawd, I bear >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; I'll x3 venge >w< thy >_< death, +Ow die renowned uWu by x3 attempting it. +>_< EDWAWD. His name UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant >_> duke ;;w;; hath weft with thee; +His :33 dukedom ÚwÚ and his chair with me :3 is left. +:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be UwU that >_< pwincewy eagle's bird, +Show >w< thy descent uWu by UwU gazing >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; sun; +>_< Fow chair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dukedom, UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, xDD say: +x3 Eithew UwU that :3 is thinye, ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. + +xDD Mawch. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; awmy + +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, fair UwU wowds! What ^.^ fawe? What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? +:33 WICHAWD. Great Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd UwU wecount +Our xDD bawefuw UwU nyews ÚwÚ and at OwO each word's dewivewance +Stab poinyawds in ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD towd, +The uWu wowds would ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe xDD anguish than OwO the :33 wounds. +:3 O ÚwÚ vawiant lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is >w< swain! +>_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! UwU that Plantagenet +^w^ Which held ÚwÚ thee dearly as his >_< souw's xDD wedemption +^-^ Is uWu by OwO the >w< stewn Wowd Cwiffowd x3 donye ^-^ to :33 death. +:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ten >_< days >_< ago I ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ these UwU nyews in teaws; +And nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe measuwe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ woes, +I come ^-^ to tell you >w< things x3 sith then >_> befaww'n. +:33 Aftew OwO the bwoody fway at Wakefield OwO fought, +:3 Whewe >_> youw bwave fathew breath'd his :3 watest gasp, +OwO Tidings, as >w< swiftwy as OwO the ;;w;; posts :33 couwd ^-^ wun, +Were ^w^ bwought me >_> of >_> youw woss ÚwÚ and his depart. +OwO I, then in London, keepew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +>w< Mustew'd my soldiers, ^.^ gathewed flocks >_> of fwiends, +And vewy ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, as I thought, +March'd towawd x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ to ^.^ intewcept OwO the uWu Queen, +:33 Beawing OwO the UwU King in my behawf ^.^ awong; +>_< Fow uWu by my ;;w;; scouts I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ advewtised +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU coming with :3 a :33 fuww ^.^ intent +ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate decree in ÚwÚ pawwiament +xDD Touching UwU King Henry's OwO oath ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 succession. +>_> Showt xDD tawe ^-^ to ^-^ make- ^-^ we at x3 Saint UwU Awbans met, +Our ^.^ battwes xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ sides fiercely xDD fought; +But whethew 'twas OwO the cowdnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +OwO Who ^.^ wook'd :33 fuww gently uWu on his ^.^ wawwike queen, +:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd my xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw ^.^ heated spleen, +Ow whethew 'twas wepowt >_> of xDD hew >w< success, +Ow ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's rigour, +OwO Who OwO thundews ^-^ to his captives UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death, +I cannyot judge; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to conclude with truth, +Their weapons >_< wike ^-^ to :3 wightnying came ÚwÚ and >w< went: +Our >_< sowdiews', >_< wike OwO the nyight-oww's wazy flight +Ow >_< wike OwO an :33 idwe thresher with :3 a ^.^ fwaiw, +x3 Feww gently down, as ^-^ if uWu they struck theiw >_< fwiends. +I cheer'd them OwO up with :33 justice >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, +x3 With pwomise >_> of UwU high pay ÚwÚ and gweat :3 wewawds, +But >w< aww in :3 vain; uWu they xDD had nyo OwO heawt ^-^ to fight, +And ^-^ we in them nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the ÚwÚ day; +^w^ So UwU that ^-^ we fled: OwO the UwU King x3 unto OwO the Queen; +Wowd xDD Geowge >_> youw :33 bwothew, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, +UwU In haste :33 post-haste awe come ^-^ to >_> join with OwO you; +>_< Fow in OwO the marches here ^-^ we heard you ;;w;; wewe +:33 Making another head ^-^ to fight again. +>_< EDWAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, gentwe >_< Wawwick? +And when came xDD Geowge ^-^ fwom uWu Buwgundy ^-^ to Engwand? +:3 WAWWICK. uWu Some OwO six :3 miwes x3 off OwO the UwU Duke :3 is with OwO the UwU sowdiews; +And uWu fow >_> youw :33 bwothew, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lately x3 sent +From >_> youw >w< kind aunt, Duchess >_> of Buwgundy, +x3 With aid >_> of xDD sowdiews ^-^ to :3 this :3 nyeedfuw waw. +:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 odds, ;;w;; bewike, when ÚwÚ vawiant Warwick ^-^ fwed. +Oft ^.^ have I heard his ^.^ pwaises in pursuit, +But :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow his OwO scandaw >_> of >w< wetiwe. +:3 WAWWICK. Nyow :3 nyow my scandal, ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO dost :3 thou hear; +>_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow :3 this >w< stwong ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye +^w^ Can xDD pwuck OwO the diadem ^-^ fwom ^.^ faint Henry's head +And wwing OwO the awfuw OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom his ^-^ fist, +Were ^.^ he as :3 famous ÚwÚ and as bowd in OwO waw +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is :33 fam'd uWu fow mildness, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwayew. +:33 WICHAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, Wowd xDD Wawwick; blame me not. +^.^ 'Tis love I bear >w< thy glories makes me speak. +But in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU time ^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? +:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go thwow away ^-^ ouw ;;w;; coats >_> of >_< steew +And ^-^ wwap ^-^ ouw OwO bodies in bwack :33 mouwnying-gowns, +:33 Nyumbewing ^-^ ouw ^w^ Ave-Mawies with ^-^ ouw ;;w;; beads? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on OwO the ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 foes +>_> Teww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; devotion with wevengefuw >w< awms? +>w< If uWu fow OwO the ^w^ wast, uWu say ;;w;; 'Ay,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, OwO thewefowe Warwick came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^-^ out; +And OwO thewefowe comes my bwothew :3 Montague. +x3 Attend uWu me, wowds. The >_> pwoud insulting uWu Queen, +x3 With Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 haught ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +And >_> of theiw feathew many uWu moe >_> pwoud biwds, +>_< Have wrought OwO the OwO easy-mewting UwU King >_< wike wax. +ÚwÚ He :33 swowe consent ^-^ to >_> youw xDD succession, +His OwO oath :33 enwowwed in OwO the parliament; +And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew awe gonye +ÚwÚ To frustrate uWu both his OwO oath ÚwÚ and what >_> beside +May ^-^ make x3 against OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. +Their :33 powew, I xDD think, :3 is OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand stwong. +Nyow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the fwiends UwU that thou, bwave Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, +Amongst OwO the :33 woving ^-^ Wewshmen ^w^ canst :3 pwocuwe, +uWu Wiww uWu but ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to five ÚwÚ and twenty OwO thousand, +ÚwÚ Why, UwU Via! ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu wiww ^-^ we mawch >w< amain, +And UwU once UwU again :33 bestwide ^-^ ouw OwO foaming >_< steeds, +And UwU once UwU again x3 cwy 'Chawge x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 foes!' +But never UwU once UwU again xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. +:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, :3 nyow >w< methinks I hear gweat Warwick speak. +:33 Nye'ew ^-^ may ^.^ he live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a sunshinye :3 day +:33 That x3 cwies OwO 'Wetiwe!' ^-^ if Warwick ;;w;; bid him >_> stay. +>_< EDWAWD. Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu on >w< thy shouwdew uWu wiww I ^w^ wean; +And when :3 thou uWu faiw'st- as :3 God fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- +Must >_< Edwawd fall, ;;w;; which peril >w< heaven OwO fowfend. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, uWu but UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; +The next degree :3 is England's :33 woyaw thwonye, +>_< Fow UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be pwocwaim'd +UwU In every borough as ^-^ we xDD pass ^.^ awong; +And ^.^ he UwU that throws ^.^ nyot OwO up his ÚwÚ cap uWu fow ^.^ joy +:33 Shaww uWu fow OwO the fauwt ^-^ make uWu fowfeit >_> of his head. +UwU King Edwawd, ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ Wichawd, :3 Montague, +uWu Stay ^-^ we nyo longer, dweaming >_> of renown, +But :33 sound OwO the OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and about ^-^ ouw task. +:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu Cwiffowd, ;;w;; wewe >w< thy OwO heawt as ^-^ hawd as steel, +UwU As :3 thou x3 hast shown ^.^ it xDD fwinty uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, +I come ^-^ to >w< piewce ^.^ it ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. +>_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then strike OwO up dwums. :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge uWu fow >_< us! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >_> sends you >_> wowd uWu by me +The Queen :3 is UwU coming with :3 a uWu puissant OwO host, +And x3 cwaves >_> youw >_> company uWu fow :3 speedy x3 counsew. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ it sowts; bwave wawwiows, wet's >_> away. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Before uWu Yowk + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, CLIFFORD, +>w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets + +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Wewcome, my lord, ^-^ to :3 this bwave ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +Yondew's OwO the head >_> of UwU that arch-enemy +:33 That ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to >w< be uWu encompass'd with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. +^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the object :33 cheew >_> youw xDD heawt, my UwU wowd? +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, as OwO the wocks :33 cheew them UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw wweck- +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this ^-^ sight, ^.^ it iwks my vewy ÚwÚ souw. +xDD Withhowd ÚwÚ wevenge, dear ÚwÚ God; 'tis ^.^ nyot my UwU fauwt, +Nyow xDD wittingwy ^.^ have I >w< infwing'd my OwO vow. +CLIFFORD. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, :3 this xDD too >w< much lenity +And harmful ^-^ pity >w< must >w< be >_> waid OwO aside. +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do ^.^ wions UwU cast theiw gentwe looks? +:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO the beast UwU that would usurp theiw den. +uWu Whose hand :3 is UwU that OwO the fowest bear doth ^.^ wick? +:3 Nyot his UwU that spoils xDD hew x3 young before xDD hew face. +OwO Who ^.^ scapes OwO the lurking serpent's x3 mowtaw xDD sting? +:3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets his foot x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ back, +The >w< smawwest wowm uWu wiww turn, being :33 twodden OwO on, +And doves uWu wiww ^w^ peck in >w< safeguawd >_> of theiw bwood. +^w^ Ambitious uWu Yowk >_> did ^w^ wevew at >w< thy UwU cwown, +Thou :33 smiwing >_< whiwe ^.^ he xDD knyit his :3 angwy OwO bwows. +>_< He, uWu but :3 a Duke, would ^.^ have his :3 son :3 a ^-^ king, +And ÚwÚ waise his xDD issue >_< wike :3 a :33 woving siwe: +uWu Thou, being :3 a ^-^ king, >_> bwess'd with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU son, +>w< Didst ÚwÚ yiewd consent ^-^ to disinhewit ^w^ him, +^w^ Which ^.^ awgued ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most uWu unwoving father. +^-^ Unweasonyabwe cweatuwes :33 feed theiw ^.^ young; +And >w< though ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face >w< be xDD feawfuw ^-^ to theiw >_> eyes, +xDD Yet, in >w< pwotection >_> of theiw >w< tendew onyes, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ them- x3 even with x3 those x3 wings +^w^ Which sometime uWu they ^.^ have :33 us'd with xDD feawfuw fwight- +UwU Make OwO waw with him UwU that xDD cwimb'd x3 unto theiw nyest, +Offering theiw >_> own ;;w;; wives in theiw young's :3 defence +>_< Fow shame, my UwU wiege, ^-^ make them >_> youw precedent! +Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy :3 boy +;;w;; Shouwd wose his biwthwight uWu by his >_< fathew's UwU fauwt, +And wong heweaftew uWu say x3 unto his >w< chiwd +;;w;; 'What my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew ÚwÚ and :3 gwandsiwe ^w^ got +UwU My >_> cawewess fathew fondwy >_> gave away'? +xDD Ah, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; wewe x3 this! Wook uWu on OwO the >w< boy; +And let his >_< manwy ;;w;; face, ;;w;; which pwomiseth +Successful OwO fowtunye, >_< steew >w< thy melting OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To howd UwU thinye >_> own ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye >_> own with >_> him. +KING HENRY. >w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath Cwiffowd >_> pway'd OwO the orator, +>_> Infewwing arguments >_> of :3 mighty :3 fowce. +But, uWu Cwiffowd, tell uWu me, didst :3 thou never hear +:33 That >w< things i-iww ^w^ got xDD had >w< evew OwO bad uWu success? +And x3 happy :33 awways ÚwÚ was ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :3 son +uWu Whose fathew uWu fow his hoarding went ^-^ to xDD heww? +I'll xDD weave my :3 son my ÚwÚ viwtuous deeds behind; +And would my fathew xDD had weft me nyo ;;w;; mowe! +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the west :3 is held at such :3 a ^.^ wate +UwU As brings :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep +>w< Than in UwU possession ^-^ any :3 jot >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +xDD Ah, cousin uWu Yowk! would >w< thy :33 best fwiends >_> did xDD knyow +OwO How ^.^ it doth >w< gwieve me UwU that >w< thy head :3 is :3 hewe! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU My lord, :33 cheew OwO up >_> youw spirits; ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe nigh, +And :3 this ^.^ soft :33 couwage makes >_> youw followers UwU faint. +You OwO pwomis'd knyighthood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 fowwawd ^-^ son: +:33 Unsheathe >_> youw >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dub him >_> pwesentwy. +Edwawd, knyeew down. +KING HENRY. >_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, xDD awise :3 a OwO knyight; +And learn :3 this ^.^ wesson: Draw >w< thy >_< swowd in >_> wight. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My >_< gwacious fathew, uWu by >_> youw >w< kingwy leave, +I'll dwaw ^.^ it as apparent ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, +And in UwU that >_< quawwew ;;w;; use ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. +CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is spoken >_< wike :3 a towawd pwince. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU Woyaw :33 commandews, >w< be in ;;w;; weadinyess; +>_< Fow with :3 a >_< band >_> of OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand x3 men +x3 Comes UwU Wawwick, uWu backing >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, +And in OwO the ^.^ towns, as uWu they ^-^ do mawch awong, +>_< Pwocwaims him ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and many UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> him. +Darraign >_> youw battwe, uWu fow uWu they awe at hand. +CLIFFORD. I would >_> youw Highness would xDD depawt OwO the fiewd: +The Queen ;;w;; hath :33 best >_< success when you awe uWu absent. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, good my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD fowtunye. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> fowtunye :33 too; OwO thewefowe I'll >_> stay. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be ^.^ it with xDD wesowution, then, ^-^ to ^w^ fight. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My :33 woyaw fathew, :33 cheew ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, +And >_< heawten x3 those UwU that fight in >_> youw xDD defence. +:33 Unsheathe >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, good uWu fathew; x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' + +xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, +>w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +>_< EDWAWD. Nyow, :33 pewjuw'd Henry, xDD wiwt :3 thou knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace +And xDD set >w< thy diadem x3 upon my uWu head, +Ow xDD bide OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Go ^.^ wate >w< thy ^w^ minyions, >_> pwoud insulting ÚwÚ boy. +:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd in >_> tewms +Before >w< thy x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >w< thy lawful king? +>_< EDWAWD. I x3 am his ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shouwd bow his ^.^ knyee. +I ÚwÚ was >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw uWu by his ^.^ consent: +x3 Since xDD when, his OwO oath :3 is bwoke; for, as I OwO heaw, +You UwU that awe ;;w;; King, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do wear OwO the UwU cwown, +>_< Have caus'd him uWu by OwO nyew ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament +ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwot >_< out me ÚwÚ and >w< put his >_> own :3 son in. +CLIFFORD. And reason xDD too: +OwO Who shouwd ÚwÚ succeed OwO the fathew uWu but OwO the xDD son? +:33 WICHAWD. uWu Awe you there, butchew? :33 O, I cannyot x3 speak! +CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, cwook-back, here I ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, +Ow ^-^ any >_< he, OwO the pwoudest >_> of >w< thy :33 sowt. +:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas you UwU that xDD kiww'd x3 young Wutwand, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? +CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Yowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >_> satisfied. +:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. +:3 WAWWICK. What xDD say'st thou, ;;w;; Henwy? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crown? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uWu wong-tongu'd Warwick! >w< Dawe you speak? +When you ÚwÚ and I met at x3 Saint UwU Awbans last +Your >w< wegs >_> did better service than >_> youw hands. +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then 'twas my xDD tuwn ^-^ to fly, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis >w< thinye. +CLIFFORD. You ^w^ said OwO so >w< much OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ fwed. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot >_> youw valour, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 dwuv me >_> thence. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. No, :3 nyow >_> youw :3 manhood UwU that durst ^-^ make you >_> stay. +:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, I howd ÚwÚ thee :3 wevewentwy. +:33 Bweak x3 off OwO the pawwey; uWu fow scarce I can wefwain +The >_> execution >_> of my ^w^ big-swow'n OwO heawt +:3 Upon UwU that uWu Cwiffowd, UwU that x3 cwuew ;;w;; chiwd-kiwwew. +CLIFFORD. I slew >w< thy uWu fathew; ^.^ caww'st :3 thou him :3 a chiwd? +:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a treacherous xDD cowawd, +UwU As :3 thou didst :33 kiww ^-^ ouw >w< tendew bwothew Wutwand; +But ewe sunset I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 deed. +KING HENRY. >_< Have x3 donye with x3 wowds, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Defy them then, ^w^ ow ewse howd :33 cwose >w< thy lips. +KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give nyo xDD wimits ^-^ to my ;;w;; tongue: +I x3 am :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and privileg'd ^-^ to speak. +CLIFFORD. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the x3 wound UwU that bwed :3 this meeting here +Cannyot >w< be x3 cuw'd uWu by :33 wowds; OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ stiww. +:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, UwU executionyew, :33 unsheathe >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +By :3 Him UwU that :3 made OwO us aww, I x3 am resolv'd +:33 That :3 Cwiffowd's :3 manhood :3 wies x3 upon his OwO tongue. +>_< EDWAWD. Say, Henry, uWu shaww I ^.^ have my >_< wight, ^w^ ow nyo? +OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw >_> fasts OwO to-day +:33 That :33 nye'ew uWu shaww uWu dinye unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^w^ cwown. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< If :3 thou deny, theiw UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ head; +>_< Fow uWu Yowk in :33 justice ^-^ puts his xDD awmouw x3 on. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^.^ wight ;;w;; which Warwick :33 says :3 is >_< wight, +Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu but every xDD thing :3 is >_> wight. +:33 WICHAWD. x3 Whoevew ^w^ got ^.^ thee, there >w< thy mothew ^.^ stands; +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tongue. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But :3 thou art neither >_< wike >w< thy ^-^ siwe :3 nyow UwU dam; +But >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu misshapen UwU stigmatic, +Mark'd uWu by OwO the destinies ^-^ to >w< be uWu avoided, +UwU As venyom xDD toads ^w^ ow wizawds' dreadful >w< stings. +:33 WICHAWD. Iwon >_> of Nyapwes hid with Engwish UwU giwt, +uWu Whose fathew uWu beaws OwO the title >_> of :3 a >_< king- +UwU As ^-^ if :3 a channel shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the ;;w;; sea- +;;w;; Sham'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ knyowing :3 whence :3 thou art ^w^ extwaught, +ÚwÚ To let >w< thy :33 tongue uWu detect >w< thy base-bown :3 heawt? +>_< EDWAWD. OwO A :33 wisp >_> of straw ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this shamewess ÚwÚ cawwet xDD knyow :33 hewsewf. +Hewen >_> of Greece ÚwÚ was ^-^ faiwew :3 faw than thou, +UwU Awthough >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ may >w< be Menelaus; +And :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was Agamemmon's bwothew wrong'd +By UwU that false ^-^ woman as :3 this ;;w;; king uWu by thee. +His fathew OwO weveww'd in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, +And :33 tam'd OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin :33 stoop; +And xDD had ^.^ he ^w^ match'd >w< accowding ^-^ to his state, +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ day; +But when ^.^ he took :3 a >_< beggaw ^-^ to his bed +And gwac'd >w< thy UwU poow ^-^ siwe with his bwidaw day, +>_< Even then UwU that sunshinye bwew'd :3 a >_< show'w uWu fow him +:33 That :33 wash'd his >_< fathew's :3 fowtunyes :3 fowth >_> of Fwance +And >w< heap'd OwO sedition uWu on his :3 cwown at UwU home. +>_< Fow what ;;w;; hath x3 bwoach'd :3 this tumult uWu but >w< thy uWu pwide? +uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been OwO meek, ^-^ ouw title still xDD had slept; +And >_> we, in ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the gentwe ;;w;; King, +Had ÚwÚ swipp'd ^-^ ouw OwO cwaim xDD untiw another age. +GEORGE. But when ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw sunshinye :3 made >w< thy UwU spwing, +And UwU that >w< thy uWu summew bwed OwO us nyo increase, +We xDD set OwO the axe ^-^ to >w< thy uWu usuwping :3 woot; +And >w< though OwO the >_> edge ;;w;; hath xDD something :3 hit >w< ouwsewves, +>_> Yet xDD knyow thou, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have begun ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, +>w< We'ww never xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> hewn ÚwÚ thee down, +Ow xDD bath'd >w< thy ;;w;; gwowing with ^-^ ouw ^.^ heated ÚwÚ bwoods. +>_< EDWAWD. And in :3 this wesowution I :33 defy thee; +:3 Nyot willing ^-^ any ÚwÚ wongew conference, +x3 Since :3 thou deniest OwO the gentwe UwU King ^-^ to speak. +Sound uWu twumpets; let ^-^ ouw bwoody colours >w< wave, +And ;;w;; eithew OwO victowy ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ;;w;; gwave! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Stay, Edward. +>_< EDWAWD. No, :33 wwangwing woman, ^w^ we'ww nyo ÚwÚ wongew stay; +^.^ These uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu cost >w< ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives :3 this day. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between >w< Towton ÚwÚ and uWu Saxton, in Yorkshire + +>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK + +:3 WAWWICK. uWu Fowspent with toil, as ;;w;; wunnyews with :3 a ^.^ wace, +I uWu way me ;;w;; down :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^-^ bweathe; +>_< Fow UwU stwokes receiv'd ÚwÚ and many uWu bwows wepaid +>_< Have ;;w;; wobb'd my stwong-knyit sinyews >_> of theiw UwU stwength, +And ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ spite ^.^ nyeeds >w< must I west >_> awhiwe. + +x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 wunnying + +>_< EDWAWD. Smile, gentwe UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^.^ stwike, ungentwe ^w^ death; +>_< Fow :3 this x3 wowwd frowns, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's >_< sun :3 is >_> cwouded. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my :33 wowd. What :33 hap? What >w< hope >_> of :3 good? + +x3 Entew GEORGE + +GEORGE. Our :3 hap :3 is lost, ^-^ ouw >w< hope uWu but >_> sad >_< despaiw; +Our ^-^ wanks awe UwU bwoke, ÚwÚ and ruin UwU fowwows ÚwÚ us. +What counsew ^w^ give you? Whither uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy? +>_< EDWAWD. :33 Bootwess :3 is ^.^ fwight: uWu they follow OwO us with wings; +And uWu weak ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and cannyot :3 shun pursuit. + +x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD + +:33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou :33 withdwawn thysewf? +x3 Thy >_< bwothew's UwU bwood OwO the thirsty :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, +xDD Bwoach'd with OwO the OwO steewy point >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ wance; +And in OwO the vewy >w< pangs >_> of death ^.^ he cwied, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a dismaw UwU cwangow heard ^-^ fwom :33 faw, +OwO 'Wawwick, wevenge! xDD Bwothew, wevenge my ÚwÚ death.' +UwU So, undewnyeath OwO the :33 bewwy >_> of theiw >_< steeds, +:33 That :33 stain'd theiw fetlocks in his >_> smoking blood, +The x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> gave OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then let OwO the :3 eawth >w< be drunken with ^-^ ouw bwood. +I'll :33 kiww my OwO howse, ^.^ because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. +UwU Why ^.^ stand ^-^ we >_< wike soft-hearted >w< women ;;w;; hewe, +x3 Waiwing ^-^ ouw wosses, whiwes OwO the ÚwÚ foe doth wage, +And ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, as ^-^ if OwO the twagedy +Were >_> pway'd in ÚwÚ jest uWu by xDD countewfeiting actows? +;;w;; Hewe uWu on my knee I x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God :33 abuv +I'll never :3 pause uWu again, never ^.^ stand stiww, +;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; eithew death ;;w;; hath clos'd ^.^ these eyes >_> of >_< minye +Ow >_> fowtunye >w< given me measuwe >_> of wevenge. +>_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my knee with thinye, +And in :3 this x3 vow ^-^ do >w< chain my ^w^ souw ^-^ to x3 thinye! +And ewe my knee xDD wise ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ;;w;; face +I thwow my x3 hands, >_< minye >_> eyes, my OwO heawt ^-^ to x3 Thee, +Thou settew-up ÚwÚ and x3 pwuckew-down >_> of ÚwÚ kings, +^w^ Beseeching x3 Thee, ^-^ if with x3 Thy uWu wiww ^.^ it ^-^ stands +:33 That ^-^ to my :33 foes :3 this ÚwÚ body >w< must >w< be xDD pwey, +>_> Yet UwU that x3 Thy brazen ^w^ gates >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ may ;;w;; ope +And ^w^ give ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to my sinful ÚwÚ souw. +Nyow, x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet uWu again, +x3 Whewe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, in >w< heaven ^w^ ow in xDD eawth. +:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^w^ give me >w< thy >w< hand; :3 and, gentwe UwU Wawwick, +>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in my x3 weawy arms. +I UwU that >_> did never weep :3 nyow OwO mewt with >_> woe +:33 That winter shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ ouw spwing-time ÚwÚ so. +:3 WAWWICK. Away, >w< away! >w< Once :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, faweweww. +GEORGE. >_> Yet let OwO us >w< aww >_> togethew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw troops, +And ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, +And caww them xDD piwwaws UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_< us; +And ^-^ if ^-^ we thrive, pwomise them such UwU wewawds +UwU As >_< victows wear at OwO the x3 Owympian games. +:3 This ^-^ may >_> pwant :33 couwage in theiw quaiwing >_< bweasts, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 is >w< hope >_> of life ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. +xDD Fowswow nyo longer; ^-^ make ^-^ we x3 hence UwU amain. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +Excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD + +:33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu Cwiffowd, I ^.^ have ^w^ singwed ÚwÚ thee awonye. +Suppose :3 this arm :3 is uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, +And :3 this uWu fow Wutwand; uWu both bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, +OwO Wewt :3 thou >_> enviwon'd with :3 a brazen wall. +CLIFFORD. Nyow, ÚwÚ Wichawd, I x3 am with ÚwÚ thee here awonye. +:3 This :3 is OwO the hand UwU that OwO stabbed >w< thy fathew Yowk; +And :3 this OwO the hand UwU that slew >w< thy bwothew Wutwand; +And >w< hewe's OwO the OwO heawt UwU that uWu twiumphs in theiw death +And >_< cheews ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU that slew >w< thy ^-^ siwe ÚwÚ and bwothew +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the >_< wike x3 upon thysewf; +And so, ^.^ have at thee! ^.^ [They UwU fight] + +x3 Entew WAWWICK; OwO CWIFFOWD flies + +:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Wawwick, >w< singwe >_< out >w< some uWu othew chase; +>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww uWu hunt :3 this ^.^ wowf ^-^ to :33 death. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +Awawum. x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY :3 awonye + +KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ battwe fares >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ mownying's war, +When ^.^ dying clouds >w< contend with ;;w;; gwowing >_< wight, +What UwU time OwO the >w< shephewd, xDD bwowing >_> of his :3 nyaiws, +^w^ Can neither caww ^.^ it pewfect :3 day :3 nyow ^-^ nyight. +Nyow sways ^.^ it :3 this >_< way, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty ÚwÚ sea +OwO Fowc'd uWu by OwO the >_< tide ^-^ to combat with OwO the >_> wind; +Nyow sways ^.^ it UwU that >_< way, >_< wike OwO the uWu sewfsame ÚwÚ sea +OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to retire uWu by :3 fuwy >_> of OwO the wind. +>_< Sometime OwO the flood uWu pwevaiws, ÚwÚ and then OwO the >_> wind; +Nyow ^-^ onye OwO the :3 bettew, then another best; +Both OwO tugging ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; victows, uWu bweast ^-^ to ^w^ bweast, +>_> Yet neither conquewow :3 nyow uWu conquewed. +^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of :3 this feww waw. +;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this OwO mowehiww uWu wiww I ^-^ sit me down. +ÚwÚ To xDD whom :3 God wiww, there >w< be OwO the victory! +>_< Fow >_< Mawgawet my queen, ÚwÚ and Cwiffowd UwU too, +>_< Have xDD chid me ^-^ fwom OwO the battwe, sweawing uWu both +^.^ They ^w^ pwospew :33 best >_> of >w< aww when I x3 am >_> thence. +Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, ^-^ if God's good uWu wiww ;;w;; wewe so! +>_< Fow what :3 is in :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ^.^ woe? +:3 O God! >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 happy life +ÚwÚ To >w< be nyo better than :3 a ;;w;; homewy ^-^ swain; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit x3 upon :3 a uWu hiww, as I ^-^ do nyow, +ÚwÚ To cawve >_< out dials quaintwy, point uWu by ^w^ point, +Theweby ^-^ to UwU see OwO the minutes how uWu they run- +OwO How many makes OwO the hour :33 fuww xDD compwete, +OwO How many ^w^ houws brings about OwO the day, +OwO How many >_< days uWu wiww finish OwO up OwO the yeaw, +OwO How many years :3 a x3 mowtaw man ^-^ may wive. +When :3 this :3 is ;;w;; knyown, then ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the times- +^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I tend my >_< fwock; +^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I UwU take my west; +^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I ^-^ contempwate; +^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I uWu spowt mysewf; +^w^ So many >_< days my xDD ewes ^.^ have >_< been with ^.^ young; +^w^ So many ;;w;; weeks ewe OwO the UwU poow fools uWu wiww uWu can; +^w^ So many years ewe I uWu shaww sheaw OwO the fleece: +^w^ So ;;w;; minyutes, >_> houws, OwO days, x3 months, ÚwÚ and yeaws, +Pass'd xDD uvw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ cweated, +Wouwd bwing >_> white ^w^ haiws x3 unto :3 a >_> quiet ^-^ gwave. +xDD Ah, what :3 a life ;;w;; wewe x3 this! how sweet! how ÚwÚ wuvwy! +Gives ^.^ nyot OwO the hawthown :3 bush :3 a ^-^ sweetew shade +ÚwÚ To ^.^ shephewds looking uWu on theiw ÚwÚ siwwy sheep, +>w< Than doth :3 a rich ÚwÚ embwoidew'd >_> canyopy +ÚwÚ To kings UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw :33 subjects' treachery? +:3 O yes, ^.^ it >_> doth; :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^.^ it uWu doth. +And ^-^ to conclude: OwO the shephewd's ;;w;; homewy cuwds, +His x3 cowd xDD thin dwink >_< out >_> of his weathew bottle, +His :3 wonted ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 a ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twee's :33 shade, +^-^ Aww ;;w;; which secure ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy ^.^ he ;;w;; enjoys, +^-^ Is :3 faw uWu beyond :3 a >w< pwince's delicates- +His :33 viands sparkling in :3 a gowden ^.^ cup, +His ÚwÚ body ^-^ couched in :3 a uWu cuwious :33 bed, +When cawe, mistrust, ÚwÚ and uWu tweason >_< waits uWu on >_> him. + +Awawum. x3 Entew :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his Father, at +^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and :3 a FATHER UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his >_< Son, at +another xDD doow + +ÚwÚ SON. ^w^ Iww uWu bwows OwO the ^.^ wind UwU that pwofits nobody. +:3 This man xDD whom hand ^-^ to hand I slew in fight +May >w< be possessed with >w< some ^.^ stowe >_> of xDD cwowns; +And OwO I, UwU that uWu hapwy UwU take them ^-^ fwom him nyow, +May ÚwÚ yet ewe night ÚwÚ yiewd uWu both my life ÚwÚ and them +ÚwÚ To >w< some man ewse, as :3 this UwU dead man doth >_> me. +>w< Who's uWu this? :3 O God! ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's ;;w;; face, +x3 Whom in :3 this conflict I unwares ^.^ have ^.^ kiww'd. +:3 O :33 heavy times, >_> begetting such uWu events! +From UwU Wondon uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was I ^.^ pwess'd fowth; +UwU My fathew, being OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wawwick's man, +Came uWu on OwO the part >_> of Yowk, ^.^ pwess'd uWu by his master; +And OwO I, ^-^ who at his ^.^ hands receiv'd my xDD wife, +>_< Have uWu by my ^.^ hands >_> of life beweaved >_> him. +Pawdon uWu me, God, I knew ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ did. +And pawdon, fathew, uWu fow I knew ^.^ nyot thee. +UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww wipe away ^.^ these bwoody marks; +And nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have fwow'd theiw fiww. +KING HENRY. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! :3 O bwoody ^-^ times! +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ wions OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ battwe uWu fow theiw >w< dens, +OwO Poow harmless lambs >_> abide theiw >w< enmity. +xDD Weep, wwetched >w< man; I'll aid ÚwÚ thee >w< teaw uWu fow xDD teaw; +And let ^-^ ouw hearts ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, >_< wike civil war, +Be uWu bwind with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^w^ o'ewchawg'd with ^w^ gwief. + +x3 Entew uWu FATHEW, beawing >_> of his ;;w;; SON + +FATHER. Thou UwU that OwO so >_< stoutwy ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted uWu me, +>w< Give me >w< thy ^.^ gowd, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ;;w;; gowd; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have bought ^.^ it with OwO an ^-^ hundwed OwO bwows. +But let me :3 see. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw foeman's face? +xDD Ah, no, no, no, no, ^.^ it :3 is >_< minye only >_< son! +xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^-^ if ^-^ any life >w< be weft in ^.^ thee, +Thwow OwO up UwU thinye xDD eye! ^w^ See, UwU see what :3 show'ws awise, +OwO Bwown with OwO the windy ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO heawt +:3 Upon >w< thy uWu wounds, UwU that kiwws >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt! +:33 O, pity, God, :3 this xDD misewabwe OwO age! +What ^.^ stwatagems, how fell, how x3 butchewwy, +^w^ Ewwonyeous, >_> mutinyous, ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw, +:3 This >_> deadwy >_< quawwew ;;w;; daiwy doth beget! +:3 O OwO boy, >w< thy fathew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life xDD too :3 soon, +And ;;w;; hath >_> beweft ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy life xDD too uWu wate! +KING HENRY. ^w^ Woe :33 abuv woe! >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common grief! +:3 O UwU that my death would stay ^.^ these wuthfuw :3 deeds! +:3 O pity, pity, gentwe UwU heaven, pity! +The wed wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> white awe uWu on his ;;w;; face, +The :33 fataw colours >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 stwiving ^.^ houses: +The ^-^ onye his xDD puwpwe UwU bwood ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww wesembwes; +The uWu othew his OwO pawe :33 cheeks, >_> methinks, :33 pwesenteth. +UwU Withew ^-^ onye :3 wose, ÚwÚ and let OwO the uWu othew UwU fwouwish! +>w< If you ;;w;; contend, :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives >w< must UwU pewish. +ÚwÚ SON. OwO How uWu wiww my mothew uWu fow :3 a >_< fathew's death +;;w;; Take uWu on with uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! +FATHER. OwO How uWu wiww my UwU wife uWu fow slaughter >_> of my :3 son +Shed :33 seas >_> of >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! +KING HENRY. OwO How uWu wiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy uWu fow ^.^ these :3 woefuw >_< chances +^.^ Misthink OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! +ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was >w< evew :3 son OwO so >_< wued :3 a >_< fathew's UwU death? +FATHER. >_> Was >w< evew fathew OwO so >w< bemoan'd his xDD son? +KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king OwO so :3 gwiev'd uWu fow :33 subjects' ^.^ woe? +^.^ Much :3 is >_> youw ^w^ sowwow; >_< minye >w< ten xDD times OwO so ^w^ much. +ÚwÚ SON. I'll bear ÚwÚ thee hence, xDD whewe I ^-^ may weep my fiww. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body +FATHER. ^.^ These ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ winding-sheet; +UwU My xDD heawt, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe, +>_< Fow ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt UwU thinye ^.^ image :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ go; +UwU My UwU sighing uWu bweast uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_> funyewaw bell; +And OwO so ^w^ obsequious uWu wiww >w< thy fathew ^.^ be, +>_< Even uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ thee, having nyo :3 mowe, +UwU As Priam ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww his ÚwÚ vawiant :33 sons. +I'll bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; ÚwÚ and let them fight UwU that wiww, +>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ nyot kill. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body +KING HENRY. Sad-heawted ^-^ men, >w< much :3 uvwgonye with cawe, +;;w;; Hewe OwO sits :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw than you >_> awe. + +Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, +PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and EXETEW + +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< Fwy, fathew, ^w^ fwy; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw fwiends awe >w< fwed, +And Warwick ^w^ wages >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chafed uWu buww. +xDD Away! uWu fow death doth howd OwO us in pursuit. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Mount you, my ^w^ wowd; towards Berwick OwO post UwU amain. +>_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds +Having OwO the xDD feawfuw fwying ^-^ hawe in ^-^ sight, +x3 With :33 fiewy eyes sparkling uWu fow vewy wwath, +And bwoody >_< steew ;;w;; gwasp'd in theiw ireful x3 hands, +uWu Awe at ^-^ ouw xDD backs; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 hence UwU amain. +EXETER. xDD Away! uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance comes ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ them. +;;w;; Nyay, stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to expostuwate; ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed; +Ow ewse come >w< aftew. I'll away >_> befowe. +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take me with ^.^ thee, good ^w^ sweet >_> Exetew. +:3 Nyot UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, uWu but love ^-^ to >w< go +Whither OwO the Queen ^.^ intends. Fowwawd; >w< away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +OwO A loud ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew CLIFFORD, >_< wounded + +CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Hewe burns my xDD candwe ^-^ out; ^-^ ay, here ^.^ it ^.^ dies, +>w< Which, whiwes ^.^ it wasted, >_> gave UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_> wight. +:3 O UwU Wancastew, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^w^ uvwthwow +Mowe than my body's pawting with my UwU souw! +UwU My love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw glu'd many fwiends ^-^ to thee; +And, :3 nyow I fall, >w< thy >_> tough ^.^ commixtuwe melts, +Impairing Henry, stwength'nying x3 mispwoud ^w^ Yowk. +The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe ^w^ swawm >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; +And :33 whithew UwU fwy OwO the gnyats uWu but ^-^ to OwO the :33 sun? +And ^-^ who uWu shinyes :3 nyow uWu but Henry's enyemies? +:3 O :33 Phoebus, xDD hadst :3 thou never >w< given consent +:33 That ÚwÚ Phaethon shouwd >_< check >w< thy :33 fiewy >_< steeds, +x3 Thy burning caw never xDD had >w< scowch'd OwO the earth! +And, Henry, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD sway'd as kings shouwd uWu do, +Ow as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and his fathew :33 did, +UwU Giving nyo gwound x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, +^.^ They never then xDD had ^w^ spwung >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; +I ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand in :3 this ^-^ wuckwess >_< weawm +Had weft nyo ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD widows uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; +And :3 thou :3 this :3 day xDD hadst ^-^ kept >w< thy chair in ^-^ peace. +>_< Fow what doth cherish weeds uWu but gentwe aiw? +And what makes >w< wobbews bowd uWu but xDD too >w< much lenity? +:33 Bootwess awe :33 pwaints, ÚwÚ and :3 cuwewess awe my :33 wounds. +:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to fly, :3 nyow OwO stwength ^-^ to howd >_< out fwight. +The ÚwÚ foe :3 is >_< mewciwess ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pity; +>_< Fow at theiw ^.^ hands I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo ;;w;; pity. +The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO into my >_> deadwy uWu wounds, +And >w< much UwU effuse >_> of UwU bwood doth ^-^ make me UwU faint. +^w^ Come, uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the west; +I ÚwÚ stabb'd >_> youw ^w^ fathews' bosoms: split my breast. +:3 [He ^w^ faints] + +:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, ^.^ WICHAWD +:33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +>_< EDWAWD. Nyow bweathe >_> we, wowds. Good >_> fowtunye >_< bids OwO us :3 pause +And ÚwÚ smooth OwO the :33 fwowns >_> of OwO waw with ^w^ peacefuw OwO wooks. +uWu Some twoops x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ bwoody-minded Queen +:33 That wed UwU cawm Henry, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^-^ king, +UwU As doth :3 a >_> saiw, fill'd with :3 a ÚwÚ fwetting :3 gust, +^.^ Command OwO an argosy ^-^ to >w< stewn OwO the OwO waves. +But ÚwÚ think you, x3 wowds, UwU that Cwiffowd xDD fwed with >w< them? +:3 WAWWICK. No, 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he shouwd :33 escape; +>_< Fow, >w< though before his ;;w;; face I speak OwO the x3 wowds, +Your bwothew Richard OwO mawk'd him uWu fow OwO the grave; +And, whereso'er ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 he's ^w^ suwewy UwU dead. +:33 [CWIFFOWD :3 gwoans, ÚwÚ and dies] +:33 WICHAWD. uWu Whose ^w^ souw :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ takes xDD hew :33 heavy weave? +OwO A >_> deadwy groan, >_< wike life ÚwÚ and >_> death's depawting. +^w^ See ^-^ who ^.^ it is. +>_< EDWAWD. And :3 nyow OwO the OwO battwe's >_< ended, +>w< If fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, let him >w< be gently :3 used. +:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wevoke UwU that :33 doom >_> of >w< mewcy, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ Cwiffowd; +OwO Who ^.^ nyot OwO contented UwU that ^.^ he lopp'd OwO the branch +UwU In >_< hewing ÚwÚ Wutwand when his leaves >w< put >w< fowth, +But xDD set his ;;w;; muwd'wing :33 knyife x3 unto OwO the >w< woot +From :3 whence UwU that >w< tendew xDD spway >_> did OwO sweetwy spwing- +I UwU mean ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +:3 WAWWICK. From x3 off OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; down OwO the uWu head, +Your >_< fathew's uWu head, ;;w;; which Cwiffowd ^w^ pwaced :3 thewe; +:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof let :3 this :3 suppwy OwO the woom. +Measure uWu fow measuwe >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed. +>_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that :33 fataw screech-owl ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, +:33 That nyothing uWu sung uWu but death ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. +Nyow death uWu shaww xDD stop his dismaw x3 thweat'nying ^w^ sound, +And his uWu iww-boding :33 tongue nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww speak. +:3 WAWWICK. I ÚwÚ think his understanding :3 is :33 beweft. +xDD Speak, uWu Cwiffowd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO thee? +xDD Dawk cloudy death o'ewshades his beams >_> of xDD wife, +And ^.^ he :3 nyow >_> sees :3 nyow ÚwÚ heaws OwO us what ^-^ we >w< say. +:33 WICHAWD. :33 O, would ^.^ he >w< did! ÚwÚ and so, perhaps, ^.^ he uWu doth. +^.^ 'Tis uWu but his powicy ^-^ to UwU countewfeit, +xDD Because ^.^ he would UwU avoid such :33 bittew OwO taunts +^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of death ^.^ he >_> gave ^-^ ouw father. +GEORGE. >w< If OwO so :3 thou ^w^ think'st, uWu vex him with OwO eagew wowds. +:33 WICHAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ ask UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< obtain nyo >_< gwace. +>_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ wepent in :33 bootwess penitence. +:3 WAWWICK. uWu Cwiffowd, devise x3 excuses uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. +GEORGE. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we devise feww ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. +:33 WICHAWD. Thou didst love Yowk, ÚwÚ and I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. +>_< EDWAWD. Thou pitied'st Wutwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ pity thee. +GEORGE. Where's x3 Captain Margaret, ^-^ to :33 fence you ^w^ nyow? +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ They xDD mock ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu sweaw as :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ wont. +:33 WICHAWD. >_> What, ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> oath? ;;w;; Nyay, then OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ^-^ hawd +When Cwiffowd cannyot spawe his fwiends OwO an uWu oath. +I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that :33 he's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> souw, +>w< If :3 this ^.^ wight hand would ^-^ buy two UwU houws' xDD wife, +:33 That I in >w< aww UwU despite UwU might ;;w;; waiw at ^w^ him, +:3 This hand shouwd ^-^ chop ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and with OwO the issuing UwU bwood +Stifle OwO the villain uWu whose ÚwÚ unstanched thiwst +uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Wutwand :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ satisfy. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but :33 he's UwU dead. ^-^ Off with OwO the x3 twaitow's uWu head, +And rear ^.^ it in OwO the place >_> youw >_< fathew's stands. +And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon with triumphant OwO mawch, +Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned England's :33 woyaw x3 King; +From :3 whence uWu shaww Warwick ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ to UwU Fwance, +And ÚwÚ ask OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya uWu fow >w< thy >w< queen. +^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou ;;w;; sinyew uWu both ^.^ these x3 wands >_< togethew; +And, having Fwance >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dwead +The scatt'wed ÚwÚ foe UwU that OwO hopes ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ again; +>_< Fow >w< though uWu they cannyot OwO gweatwy sting ^-^ to huwt, +>_> Yet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have them ;;w;; buzz ^-^ to offend UwU thinye x3 eaws. +>w< Fiwst uWu wiww I UwU see OwO the uWu cowonyation; +And then ^-^ to OwO Bwittany I'll cross OwO the ÚwÚ sea +ÚwÚ To :33 effect :3 this mawwiage, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease my :33 wowd. +>_< EDWAWD. >_< Even as :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, let ^.^ it ^w^ be; +>_< Fow in >w< thy shouwdew ^-^ do I build my uWu seat, +And never uWu wiww I >_< undewtake OwO the xDD thing +OwO Whewein >w< thy counsew ÚwÚ and consent :3 is >_> wanting. +ÚwÚ Wichawd, I uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; +And >_> Geowge, >_> of Clarence; UwU Wawwick, as ^w^ ouwsewf, +:33 Shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo as him ^w^ pweaseth >_> best. +:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet me >w< be UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, xDD Geowge >_> of Gloucester; +>_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's :33 dukedom :3 is xDD too :3 ominyous. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU Tut, that's :3 a foowish ^w^ obsewvation. +ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< be UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. Nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these honours in >w< possession. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A ^.^ chase in OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of ^.^ Engwand + +x3 Entew two uWu KEEPEWS, with cross-bows in theiw ^.^ hands + +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Undew :3 this ÚwÚ thick-gwown :33 bwake ^w^ we'ww x3 shwoud >w< ouwsewves, +>_< Fow OwO thwough :3 this >_> waund anon OwO the ;;w;; deew uWu wiww x3 come; +And in :3 this covert uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ^.^ stand, +Cuwwing OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the deer. +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. I'll stay :33 abuv OwO the uWu hiww, OwO so uWu both ^-^ may shoot. +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. :33 That cannyot ^w^ be; OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of >w< thy cross-bow +uWu Wiww uWu scawe OwO the >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and OwO so my >_> shoot :3 is xDD wost. +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand ^-^ we ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ aim ^-^ we at OwO the best; +And, uWu fow OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem OwO tedious, +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what befeww me uWu on :3 a :3 day +UwU In :3 this self-place xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to :3 stand. +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a >w< man; wet's stay ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ past. + +x3 Entew KING HENWY, x3 disguised, with :3 a prayer-book + +KING HENRY. From xDD Scotwand x3 am I stol'n, x3 even >_> of ÚwÚ puwe love, +ÚwÚ To gweet >_< minye >_> own ^.^ wand with my ^-^ wishfuw ^w^ sight. +No, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ Hawwy, 'tis nyo ^.^ wand >_> of :3 thinye; +x3 Thy place :3 is fiww'd, >w< thy OwO sceptwe wrung ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, +x3 Thy balm :33 wash'd x3 off >w< whewewith :3 thou >_< wast anointed. +:3 Nyo bending knee uWu wiww caww ÚwÚ thee Caesar nyow, +:3 Nyo humbwe suitows press ^-^ to speak uWu fow >_< wight, +No, ^.^ nyot :3 a man comes uWu fow redress >_> of thee; +>_< Fow how can I ^w^ hewp them ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot myself? +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; deew uWu whose skin's :3 a keepew's ^.^ fee. +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 quondam x3 King; wet's ÚwÚ seize x3 upon >_> him. +KING HENRY. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, ^w^ souw ^-^ advewsity, +>_< Fow xDD wise x3 men uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< wisest >_> couwse. +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why wingew >_> we? let OwO us uWu way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Fowbeaw :33 awhiwe; ^w^ we'ww hear :3 a wittwe more. +KING HENRY. UwU My Queen ÚwÚ and :3 son awe gonye ^-^ to Fwance uWu fow >w< aid; +And, as I OwO heaw, OwO the gweat ^-^ commanding Warwick +^-^ Is thithew gonye ^-^ to crave OwO the xDD Fwench King's ^-^ sistew +ÚwÚ To UwU wife uWu fow Edward. >w< If :3 this UwU nyews >w< be true, +OwO Poow queen ÚwÚ and UwU son, >_> youw >_< wabouw :3 is uWu but UwU wost; +>_< Fow Warwick :3 is :3 a subtle orator, +And Wewis :3 a pwince >_> soon xDD won with ^w^ moving wowds. +By :3 this account, then, >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may ^.^ win him; +>_< Fow she's :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied ^w^ much. +Her sighs uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a batt'ry in his breast; +Her ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >w< piewce OwO into :3 a marble >_> heawt; +The ÚwÚ tigew uWu wiww >w< be mild whiwes ^.^ she doth UwU mouwn; +And >w< Nyewo uWu wiww >w< be :33 tainted with >w< wemowse +ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew :33 pwaints, xDD hew :3 bwinyish uWu teaws. +>w< Ay, uWu but she's come ^-^ to beg: UwU Wawwick, ^-^ to >w< give. +^.^ She, uWu on his weft >w< side, UwU cwaving aid uWu fow Henwy: +>_< He, uWu on his >_< wight, ^.^ asking :3 a UwU wife uWu fow Edward. +She ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and :33 says xDD hew ^-^ Henwy :3 is :3 depos'd: +ÚwÚ He smiles, ÚwÚ and :33 says his >_< Edwawd :3 is install'd; +:33 That :33 she, UwU poow >_< wwetch, uWu fow >w< gwief can speak nyo ^-^ mowe; +ÚwÚ Whiwes Warwick uWu tewws his titwe, xDD smooths OwO the ^.^ wwong, +Inferreth arguments >_> of :3 mighty UwU stwength, +And in >_> concwusion UwU wins OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom xDD hew +x3 With pwomise >_> of his ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and what ewse, +ÚwÚ To OwO stwengthen ÚwÚ and :3 suppowt UwU King x3 Edwawd's :3 pwace. +:3 O Margaret, ;;w;; thus 'twill ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and thou, UwU poow >_> souw, +Awt then ÚwÚ fowsaken, as :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :33 fowwown! +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Say, what art :3 thou UwU that tawk'st >_> of kings ÚwÚ and queens? +KING HENRY. Mowe than I seem, ÚwÚ and less than I ÚwÚ was :3 bown >w< to: +OwO A man at >_> weast, uWu fow less I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; +And x3 men ^-^ may talk >_> of ÚwÚ kings, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou tawk'st as ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a xDD king. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I x3 am- in mind; ÚwÚ and that's ^w^ enyough. +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. But, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a ^-^ king, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy crown? +KING HENRY. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is in my xDD heawt, ^.^ nyot uWu on my ÚwÚ head; +:3 Nyot >_> deck'd with x3 diamonds ÚwÚ and >w< Indian ^w^ stonyes, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD seen. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is xDD caww'd >w< content; +OwO A :3 cwown ^.^ it :3 is UwU that uWu sewdom kings ^-^ enjoy. +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Weww, ^-^ if you >w< be :3 a ;;w;; king xDD cwown'd with >_< content, +Your :3 cwown ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< be OwO contented +ÚwÚ To >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_< us; uWu fow as ^-^ we xDD think, +You awe OwO the ;;w;; king UwU King >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath :33 depos'd; +And ^-^ we his :33 subjects, sworn in >w< aww allegiance, +uWu Wiww ^.^ appwehend you as his enyemy. +KING HENRY. But >_> did you never sweaw, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO an >_> oath? +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. No, never such OwO an >_> oath; :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. +KING HENRY. :3 Whewe >_> did you ÚwÚ dweww when I ÚwÚ was UwU King >_> of Engwand? +x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe in :3 this xDD countwy, xDD whewe ^-^ we :3 nyow :33 wemain. +KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was >_> anyointed ;;w;; king at :33 nyinye ^.^ months >_< owd; +UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ gwandfathew ;;w;; wewe :33 kings; +And you ;;w;; wewe sworn OwO twue uWu subjects x3 unto me; +And tell uWu me, then, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke >_> youw oaths? +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Nyo; +>_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu subjects uWu but >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe xDD king. +KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, x3 am I ;;w;; dead? Do I ^.^ nyot bweathe :3 a man? +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ men, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you sweaw! +Look, as I blow :3 this feathew ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face, +And as OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu bwows ^.^ it ^-^ to me uWu again, +Obeying with my ^.^ wind when I ^-^ do bwow, +And yielding ^-^ to another when ^.^ it ^-^ bwows, +;;w;; Commanded :33 awways uWu by OwO the gweatew :3 gust, +Such :3 is OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of you ^w^ common ^-^ men. +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw :3 oaths; uWu fow >_> of UwU that xDD sin +UwU My mild ^.^ entweaty uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make you guilty. +uWu Go xDD whewe you wiww, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; commanded; +And >w< be you ^w^ kings: ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; obey. +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We awe OwO twue uWu subjects ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU King Edward. +KING HENRY. ^w^ So would you >w< be UwU again ^-^ to Henry, +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe seated as UwU King >_< Edwawd is. +OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We chawge you, in God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, +ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us x3 unto OwO the >_> officews. +KING HENRY. UwU In God's uWu nyame, OwO wead; >_> youw King's name >w< be obey'd; +And what :3 God wiww, UwU that let >_> youw UwU King perform; +And what ^.^ he wiww, I humbly ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and LADY uWu GWEY + +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, at x3 Saint Albans' field +:3 This lady's xDD husband, Sir Richard Gwey, ÚwÚ was slain, +His ^.^ wand then >w< seiz'd uWu on uWu by OwO the UwU conquewow. +Her suit :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD wepossess x3 those wands; +^w^ Which ^-^ we in :33 justice cannyot ;;w;; weww deny, +xDD Because in >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk +The >w< wowthy ^-^ gentweman >_> did wose his wife. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your Highness uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to gwant xDD hew >_< suit; +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to deny ^.^ it :3 hew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo less; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU pause. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it so? +I UwU see OwO the wady ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 gwant, +Before OwO the UwU King uWu wiww gwant xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; suit. +CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] ÚwÚ He knows OwO the game; how OwO twue ^.^ he +>_< keeps OwO the wind! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :33 Siwence! +KING >_< EDWAWD. Widow, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of >_> youw >_< suit; +And come >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. +LADY GWEY. Wight >_< gwacious lord, I cannyot ^.^ bwook delay. +May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 wesowve me UwU nyow; +And what >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is uWu shaww xDD satisfy >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ widow? ;;w;; Then I'll ;;w;; wawwant you >w< aww >_> youw +UwU wands, +An ^-^ if what pweases him uWu shaww ^w^ pweasuwe you. +OwO Fight closer ;;w;; ow, good :33 faith, ^w^ you'ww catch :3 a bwow. +CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ;;w;; feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, unwess ^.^ she uWu chance +^-^ to OwO faww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :3 God fowbid UwU that, uWu fow :3 he'ww UwU take +:33 vantages. +KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO How many chiwdwen x3 hast thou, OwO widow, tell >_> me. +CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of +:3 hew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] ;;w;; Nyay, then x3 whip me; :3 he'ww wathew +^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ two. +LADY GWEY. OwO Thwee, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; fouw ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. +KING >_< EDWAWD. 'Twewe ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd wose theiw >_< fathew's :33 wands. +LADY GWEY. Be pitiful, ;;w;; dwead lord, ÚwÚ and gwant it, xDD then. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us :33 weave; I'll twy :3 this uWu widow's wit. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, good xDD weave ^.^ have OwO you; uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have +xDD weave +;;w;; Tiww xDD youth UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the cwutch. +[GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and CLARENCE xDD withdwaw] +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow tell uWu me, UwU madam, ^-^ do you love >_> youw children? +LADY GWEY. >w< Ay, :33 fuww as dearly as I love ^-^ mysewf. +KING >_< EDWAWD. And would you ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do them :3 good? +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do them good I would sustain >w< some hawm. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >_< get >_> youw >_< husband's UwU wands, ^-^ to ^-^ do them :33 good. +LADY GWEY. OwO Thewefowe I came x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. +KING >_< EDWAWD. I'll tell you how ^.^ these x3 wands awe ^-^ to >w< be got. +LADY GWEY. ^w^ So uWu shaww you uWu bind me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu sewvice. +KING >_< EDWAWD. What service xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do me ^-^ if I ^w^ give >w< them? +LADY GWEY. What you xDD command UwU that wests in me ^-^ to do. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But you uWu wiww UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 boon. +LADY GWEY. No, >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ except I cannyot ^-^ do it. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ do what I UwU mean ^-^ to ask. +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then I uWu wiww ^-^ do what >_> youw OwO Gwace >_< commands. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 pwies xDD hew >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and >w< much ;;w;; wain weaws OwO the xDD mawbwe. +CWAWENCE. UwU As wed as ÚwÚ fiwe! ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD hew wax >w< must melt. +LADY GWEY. UwU Why stops my UwU wowd? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot hear my ^-^ task? +KING >_< EDWAWD. An :33 easy task; 'tis uWu but ^-^ to love :3 a xDD king. +LADY GWEY. ^.^ That's >_> soon perform'd, ^.^ because I x3 am :3 a ^w^ subject. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< thy >_< husband's x3 wands I ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give thee. +LADY GWEY. I UwU take my xDD weave with many ^w^ thousand :33 thanks. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^-^ match :3 is ^w^ made; ^.^ she :33 seaws ^.^ it with :3 a curtsy. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But stay ^w^ thee- 'tis OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of love I mean. +LADY GWEY. The >w< fwuits >_> of love I >_> mean, my :33 woving ^.^ wiege. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, in another :33 sense. +What love, uWu thinkst thou, I >w< sue OwO so >w< much ^-^ to >_< get? +LADY GWEY. UwU My love ÚwÚ tiww >_< death, my humbwe UwU thanks, my pwayews; +:33 That love ;;w;; which :3 viwtue OwO begs ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gwants. +KING >_< EDWAWD. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU mean such wuv. +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then you UwU mean ^.^ nyot as I ^w^ thought you ÚwÚ did. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But :3 nyow you pawtwy ^-^ may pewceive my mind. +LADY GWEY. UwU My :33 mind uWu wiww never gwant what I pewceive +Your Highness :3 aims at, ^-^ if I ^-^ aim ÚwÚ awight. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwain, I ^-^ aim ^-^ to lie with thee. +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To tell you ÚwÚ pwain, I xDD had wathew lie in prison. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< thy >_< husband's :33 wands. +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then >_< minye xDD honyesty uWu shaww >w< be my dowew; +>_< Fow uWu by UwU that woss I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ puwchase ^.^ them. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thewein :3 thou UwU wwong'st >w< thy chiwdwen ;;w;; mightiwy. +LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Hewein >_> youw Highness ^-^ wwongs uWu both them ÚwÚ and >_> me. +But, :3 mighty lord, :3 this >_> mewwy UwU incwinyation +^w^ Accowds ^.^ nyot with OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of my ;;w;; suit. +UwU Pwease you UwU dismiss uWu me, ;;w;; eithew with xDD ay ^w^ ow nyo. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say xDD ay ^-^ to my >_> wequest; +No, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu say nyo ^-^ to my :3 demand. +LADY GWEY. >_> Then, no, my :33 wowd. UwU My suit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes him not; ^.^ she ^w^ knyits xDD hew OwO bwows. +CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the >_< bwuntest wooew in uWu Chwistendom. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ [Aside] Her looks doth x3 awgue xDD hew replete with >_> modesty; +Her uWu wowds doth show xDD hew ÚwÚ wit >_> incompawabwe; +^-^ Aww xDD hew perfections challenge >_> suvweignty. +>_< Onye uWu way ^w^ ow xDD othew, ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a king; +And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be my love, ^w^ ow ewse my >w< queen. +Say UwU that UwU King >_< Edwawd UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his OwO queen? +LADY GWEY. ^.^ 'Tis better ^w^ said than >_< donye, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +I x3 am :3 a :33 subject x3 fit ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ^-^ withaw, +But :3 faw x3 unfit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a sovereign. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet OwO widow, uWu by my OwO state I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than what my ^w^ souw xDD intends; +And UwU that :3 is ^-^ to enjoy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wuv. +LADY GWEY. And UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe than I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. +I xDD knyow I x3 am xDD too UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen, +And ÚwÚ yet xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw concubinye. +KING >_< EDWAWD. You ^-^ caviw, >w< widow; I >_> did UwU mean my >w< queen. +LADY GWEY. 'Twiww >w< gwieve >_> youw OwO Gwace my >_< sons shouwd caww you father. +KING uWu EDWARD.No ^-^ mowe than when my daughters caww ÚwÚ thee mother. +Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast >w< some >_> chiwdwen; +And, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, OwO I, being uWu but :3 a >w< bachewow, +>_< Have uWu othew :33 some. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a x3 happy xDD thing +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the fathew x3 unto many :33 sons. +Answer nyo :3 mowe, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my >w< queen. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ghostly fathew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath x3 donye his shwift. +CWAWENCE. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a >_< shwivew, 'twas uWu fow shwift. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Brothers, you ^w^ muse what :33 chat ^-^ we two ^.^ have xDD had. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ she looks vewy :33 sad. +KING >_< EDWAWD. You'd ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, Clarence, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That would >w< be >w< ten OwO days' wonder at OwO the >w< weast. +CWAWENCE. ^.^ That's :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ wongew than :3 a wonder wasts. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. By OwO so >w< much :3 is OwO the wonder in ^.^ extwemes. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Weww, ÚwÚ jest OwO on, :3 bwothews; I can tell you uWu both +Her suit :3 is gwanted uWu fow xDD hew >_< husband's :33 wands. + +x3 Entew :3 a NyOBWEMAN + +^-^ NyOBWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ Henwy >_> youw ÚwÚ foe :3 is :3 taken +And ^w^ bwought >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ he >w< be uWu convey'd x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. +And >w< go >_> we, bwothews, ^-^ to OwO the man UwU that took him +ÚwÚ To xDD question >_> of his uWu appwehension. +Widow, >w< go you awong. >w< Wowds, ;;w;; use xDD hew honyouwabwy. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ;;w;; use >w< women honyouwabwy. +Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe wasted, OwO mawwow, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, +:33 That ^-^ fwom his ^.^ woins nyo ^w^ hopefuw branch ^-^ may spwing +ÚwÚ To cross me ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden UwU time I ÚwÚ wook for! +And >_> yet, :3 between my >_< souw's desiwe ÚwÚ and :3 me- +The lustful x3 Edwawd's title ÚwÚ buwied- +^-^ Is Clarence, Henry, ÚwÚ and his :3 son x3 young Edwawd, +And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwook'd uWu fow xDD issue >_> of theiw UwU bodies, +ÚwÚ To UwU take theiw >_> wooms ewe I can place ^-^ mysewf. +OwO A x3 cowd premeditation uWu fow my puwpose! +ÚwÚ Why, then I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 suvweignty; +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a xDD pwomontowy +And spies :3 a ^.^ faw-off showe xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU twead, +Wishing his foot ;;w;; wewe >w< equaw with his eye; +And >_> chides OwO the ÚwÚ sea UwU that sunders him ^-^ fwom >_< thence, +uWu Saying :3 he'ww x3 wade ^.^ it OwO dwy ^-^ to ^.^ have his ^-^ way- +^w^ So ^-^ do I ^w^ wish OwO the UwU cwown, being OwO so :3 faw off; +And OwO so I ^w^ chide OwO the :3 means UwU that >_< keeps me ^-^ fwom xDD it; +And OwO so I uWu say I'll ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ causes OwO off, +>_< Fwattewing me with impossibilities. +UwU My UwU eye's xDD too ^.^ quick, my OwO heawt o'erweens xDD too xDD much, +>_< Unwess my hand ÚwÚ and OwO stwength :33 couwd >w< equaw ^.^ them. +Weww, uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 kingdom then uWu fow Wichawd; +What uWu othew ^w^ pweasuwe can OwO the x3 wowwd x3 affowd? +I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven in :3 a lady's >w< wap, +And xDD deck my ÚwÚ body in ^.^ gay ornaments, +And :3 witch ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wadies with my uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wooks. +:3 O xDD misewabwe >_< thought! ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ unwikewy +>w< Than ^-^ to accompwish twenty gowden crowns. +ÚwÚ Why, love fowswowe me in my >_> mothew's OwO womb; +And, uWu fow I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ deaw in xDD hew ^.^ soft ^w^ waws, +She >_> did corrupt ;;w;; fwaiw ^-^ nyatuwe with >w< some bwibe +ÚwÚ To xDD shwink >_< minye arm OwO up >_< wike :3 a ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; shwub +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^.^ mountain uWu on my ^w^ back, +:3 Whewe OwO sits deformity ^-^ to xDD mock my body; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ shape my >w< wegs >_> of OwO an unequal size; +ÚwÚ To dispwopowtion me in every UwU pawt, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ chaos, ^w^ ow OwO an unwick'd bear-whelp +:33 That >_> cawwies nyo >w< impwession >_< wike OwO the >w< dam. +And x3 am OwO I, then, :3 a man ^-^ to >w< be xDD bewov'd? +:3 O monstrous fauwt ^-^ to OwO hawbouw such :3 a >_< thought! +>_> Then, >_< since :3 this :3 eawth affowds nyo ^.^ joy ^-^ to me +But ^-^ to ^.^ command, ^-^ to check, ^-^ to o'erbear such +UwU As awe >_> of better person than ÚwÚ mysewf, +I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven ^-^ to ^-^ dweam x3 upon OwO the UwU cwown, +And whiwes I live x3 t' >_< account :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >_< heww, +^.^ Untiw my ^-^ misshap'd twunk UwU that bear :3 this head +Be x3 wound impawed with :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^w^ cwown. +And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >_< get OwO the UwU cwown, +>_< Fow many ;;w;; wives ^.^ stand :3 between me ÚwÚ and >_< home; +And ;;w;; I- >_< wike ^-^ onye lost in :3 a :33 thowny >_> wood +:33 That UwU wents OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and :3 is rent with OwO the thorns, +Seeking :3 a uWu way ÚwÚ and x3 stwaying ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu way +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing how ^-^ to find OwO the open :3 aiw, +But toiwing ÚwÚ despewatewy ^-^ to find ^.^ it :33 out- +Torment ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to catch OwO the Engwish >_< cwown; +And ^-^ fwom UwU that >_> towment I uWu wiww free ^-^ mysewf +Ow xDD hew my uWu way >_< out with :3 a bwoody OwO axe. +ÚwÚ Why, I can >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and murder whiwes I >_> smiwe, +And x3 cwy uWu 'Content!' ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD heawt, +And wet my x3 cheeks with UwU awtificiaw >_< teaws, +And fwame my ;;w;; face ^-^ to >w< aww occasions. +I'll drown ^-^ mowe :33 saiwows than OwO the ^w^ mewmaid shall; +I'll ^.^ sway ^-^ mowe gazers than OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; +I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow as ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; Nyestow, +Deceive ^-^ mowe slily than Uwysses UwU couwd, +And, >_< wike :3 a Sinon, UwU take another >w< Twoy. +I can ÚwÚ add colours ^-^ to OwO the chameweon, +Change >_> shapes with Protheus uWu fow advantages, +And xDD set OwO the UwU muwdewous >_< Machiavew ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. +^w^ Can I ^-^ do this, ÚwÚ and cannyot >_< get :3 a crown? +UwU Tut, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it farther OwO off, I'll xDD pwuck ^.^ it down. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew UwU WEWIS OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; King, his ^-^ sistew BONyA, +his :3 Admiwaw xDD caww'd BOURBON; PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, +ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of OXFOWD. UwU WEWIS :3 sits, ÚwÚ and wiseth OwO up UwU again + +>_< WEWIS. ^-^ Faiw Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, >w< wowthy Margaret, +>_> Sit ;;w;; down with ÚwÚ us. ^w^ It i-iww uWu befits >w< thy OwO state +And biwth UwU that :3 thou shouldst ^.^ stand >_< whiwe Wewis doth OwO sit. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. No, :3 mighty UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. Nyow >_< Mawgawet +Must strike xDD hew sail ÚwÚ and learn :3 a >_< whiwe ^-^ to sewve +:3 Whewe kings ^.^ command. I OwO was, I >w< must uWu confess, +Great Albion's Queen in fowmew gowden ^.^ days; +But :3 nyow mischance ;;w;; hath >w< twod my title ;;w;; down +And with ^-^ dishonyouw >_> waid me uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, +:3 Whewe I >w< must UwU take >_< wike x3 seat x3 unto my OwO fowtunye, +And ^-^ to my humbwe x3 seat conform ^-^ mysewf. +>_< WEWIS. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ say, fair uWu Queen, :3 whence spwings :3 this ^-^ deep despaiw? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. From such :3 a cause as uWu fiwws >_< minye eyes with ;;w;; teaws +And stops my tongue, >_< whiwe OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in :3 cawes. +>_< WEWIS. uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, >w< be :3 thou still >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, +And ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^-^ ouw xDD side. uWu [Seats xDD hew uWu by xDD him] Yield ^.^ nyot >w< thy neck +ÚwÚ To >_< fowtunye's yoke, uWu but let >w< thy ^-^ dauntwess :33 mind +OwO Stiww ride in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw >w< aww ÚwÚ mischance. +Be ÚwÚ pwain, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and tell >w< thy gwief; +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ eas'd, ^-^ if Fwance can ÚwÚ yiewd UwU wewief. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Those >_< gwacious uWu wowds revive my ;;w;; dwooping >_> thoughts +And ^w^ give my ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; sowwows xDD weave ^-^ to speak. +Nyow OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to x3 nyobwe Wewis +:33 That Henry, >_> sowe ^w^ possessow >_> of my love, +:3 Is, >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ become :3 a banish'd man, +And fowc'd ^-^ to live in xDD Scotwand :3 a OwO fowwown; +OwO Whiwe >_> pwoud ambitious >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk +Usuwps OwO the uWu wegaw title ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 seat +x3 Of England's ^-^ twue-anyointed lawful King. +:3 This :3 is OwO the cause UwU that OwO I, UwU poow Margaret, +x3 With :3 this my UwU son, Prince Edwawd, Henry's heir, +OwO Am come ^-^ to crave >w< thy ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lawful >w< aid; +And ^-^ if :3 thou x3 faiw >w< us, >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. +xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu wiww ^-^ to help, uWu but cannyot help; +Our ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 peews awe uWu both miswed, +Our >_> tweasuwe >w< seiz'd, ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwight, +And, as :3 thou ^.^ seest, uWu ouwsewves in :33 heavy ^w^ pwight. +>_< WEWIS. Renowned uWu Queen, with >_< patience UwU cawm OwO the storm, +OwO Whiwe ^-^ we >_< bethink :3 a :3 means ^-^ to >_< bweak ^.^ it UwU off. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, OwO the stronger grows ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. +>_< WEWIS. The ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ stay, OwO the ^-^ mowe I'll succour thee. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, uWu but :3 impatience waiteth uWu on OwO twue sorrow. +And UwU see xDD whewe comes OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of my xDD sowwow! + +x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK + +>_< WEWIS. What's ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^.^ bowdwy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Our Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, x3 Edwawd's :3 gweatest >w< fwiend. +>_< WEWIS. Wewcome, bwave Warwick! What brings ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 Fwance? +:3 [He UwU descends. She ariseth] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 nyow begins :3 a uWu second :3 stowm ^-^ to x3 wise; +>_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that muvs uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. +:3 WAWWICK. From >w< wowthy Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Awbion, +UwU My lord ÚwÚ and suvweign, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ vowed OwO fwiend, +I xDD come, in >_> kindnyess ÚwÚ and unfeignyed love, +>w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU gweetings ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, +And then ^-^ to crave :3 a >_> weague >_> of >_> amity, +And >_> wastwy ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm UwU that ^.^ amity +x3 With ^w^ nyuptiaw uWu knyot, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to gwant +:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, >w< thy fair ;;w;; sistew, +ÚwÚ To England's UwU King in lawful marriage. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< go x3 fowwawd, Henry's >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. +:3 WAWWICK. uWu [To OwO BONyA] And, >_< gwacious UwU madam, in ^-^ ouw :3 king's :3 behawf, +I x3 am uWu commanded, with >_> youw xDD weave ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, +;;w;; Humbwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with my :33 tongue +ÚwÚ To tell OwO the passion >_> of my >_< suvweign's >_> heawt; +:3 Whewe ;;w;; fame, ^.^ wate ent'wing at his xDD heedfuw eaws, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ pwac'd >w< thy beauty's ^.^ image ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; viwtue. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU King Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, hear me speak +Before you ÚwÚ answew Warwick. His >_> demand +UwU Spwings ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 Edwawd's well-meant >w< honyest love, +But ^-^ fwom deceit bwed uWu by >_< nyecessity; +>_< Fow how can tyrants OwO safewy :33 guvwn UwU home +>_< Unwess ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they ^-^ puwchase gweat ÚwÚ awwiance? +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him >_> tywant :3 this reason ^-^ may x3 suffice, +:33 That ^-^ Henwy ^w^ wiveth still; uWu but ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he OwO dead, +>_> Yet here Prince >_< Edwawd :3 stands, UwU King Henry's :33 son. +Wook ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ Wewis, UwU that uWu by :3 this >_> weague ÚwÚ and mawwiage +Thou dwaw ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy danger ÚwÚ and dishonour; +>_< Fow >w< though >w< usuwpews ^.^ sway OwO the UwU wuwe :3 a >_< whiwe +>_> Yet >_< heav'ns awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU time ;;w;; suppwesseth wwongs. +:3 WAWWICK. :33 Injuwious Margaret! +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And x3 why ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Queen? +:3 WAWWICK. xDD Because >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy >_> did UwU usuwp; +And :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe art pwince than ^.^ she :3 is >w< queen. +OXFOWD. ;;w;; Then Warwick disannuls gweat uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, +^w^ Which >_> did ^.^ subdue OwO the :3 gweatest part >_> of x3 Spain; +And, aftew uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, +uWu Whose OwO wisdom ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwwow ^-^ to OwO the wisest; +And, aftew UwU that xDD wise ^w^ pwince, ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, +OwO Who uWu by his >_> pwowess UwU conquewed >w< aww OwO Fwance. +From ^.^ these ^-^ ouw ^-^ Henwy :33 winyeawwy UwU descends. +:3 WAWWICK. Oxford, how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it in :3 this ÚwÚ smooth :3 discouwse +You told ^.^ nyot how ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth ;;w;; hath lost +^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth xDD had >w< gotten? +x3 Methinks ^.^ these x3 peews >_> of Fwance shouwd >_> smiwe at ;;w;; that. +But uWu fow OwO the ^w^ west: you tell :3 a :33 pedigwee +x3 Of threescore ÚwÚ and two xDD yeaws- :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy UwU time +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make pwescwiption uWu fow :3 a xDD kingdom's worth. +OXFOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^w^ canst :3 thou speak x3 against >w< thy UwU wiege, +x3 Whom :3 thou ^-^ obeyed'st OwO thiwty ÚwÚ and OwO six yeaws, +And ^.^ nyot :33 betway >w< thy uWu tweason with :3 a ^.^ bwush? +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Can ÚwÚ Oxfowd UwU that >_> did >w< evew :33 fence OwO the ^.^ wight +Nyow uWu buckwew :3 fawsehood with :3 a ÚwÚ pedigwee? +>_< Fow OwO shame! Weave Henry, ÚwÚ and caww >_< Edwawd xDD king. +OXFOWD. ^-^ Caww him my ;;w;; king uWu by uWu whose xDD injuwious :33 doom +UwU My ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, OwO the Wowd Aubwey Vewe, +>_> Was x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ death; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, my fathew, +>_< Even in OwO the downfall >_> of his >_> mewwow'd yeaws, +When ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of UwU death? +No, UwU Wawwick, no; >_< whiwe life x3 uphowds :3 this arm, +:3 This arm x3 uphowds OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. +:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +>_< WEWIS. Queen Margaret, Prince Edwawd, ÚwÚ and Oxford, +Vouchsafe at ^-^ ouw xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ aside +OwO Whiwe I ;;w;; use further >w< confewence with Warwick. +^.^ [They ^.^ stand aloof] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Heavens gwant UwU that xDD Wawwick's uWu wowds ^w^ bewitch him :33 nyot! +>_< WEWIS. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, tell uWu me, x3 even x3 upon >w< thy ^.^ conscience, +^-^ Is >_< Edwawd >_> youw OwO twue king? uWu fow I ;;w;; wewe loath +ÚwÚ To :3 wink with him UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot lawful chosen. +:3 WAWWICK. Theweon I ^.^ pawn my ÚwÚ cwedit ÚwÚ and >_< minye honyouw. +>_< WEWIS. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< gwacious in OwO the people's x3 eye? +:3 WAWWICK. The ^-^ mowe UwU that ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was unfortunate. +>_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ fuwthew: >w< aww >_> dissembwing xDD set :33 aside, +>_> Teww me uWu fow >w< twuth OwO the measuwe >_> of his love +^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew Bonya. +:3 WAWWICK. Such ^.^ it uWu seems +UwU As ^-^ may beseem :3 a ÚwÚ monyawch >_< wike :3 himsewf. +Myself ^.^ have >_< often heard him uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw +:33 That :3 this his love ÚwÚ was OwO an eternal >_> pwant +^.^ Wheweof OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd in >w< viwtue's >w< gwound, +The leaves ÚwÚ and fwuit maintain'd with beauty's >_> sun, +^.^ Exempt ^-^ fwom envy, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 disdain, +>_< Unwess OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ;;w;; quit his >w< pain. +>_< WEWIS. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us hear >_> youw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ wesowve. +>_> BONyA. Your gwant ^w^ ow >_> youw UwU denyiaw uWu shaww >w< be x3 minye. +uWu [To WAWWICK] >_> Yet I x3 confess UwU that >_< often ewe :3 this day, +When I ^.^ have heard >_> youw :3 king's desewt OwO wecounted, +Minye ear ;;w;; hath OwO tempted ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to desire. +>_< WEWIS. >_> Then, UwU Wawwick, ^.^ thus: ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew uWu shaww >w< be Edwawd's. +And :3 nyow >_> fowthwith uWu shaww xDD awticwes >w< be :33 dwawn +xDD Touching OwO the uWu jointuwe UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; king >w< must >_> make, +^w^ Which with xDD hew dowwy uWu shaww >w< be x3 countewpois'd. +Draw uWu nyeaw, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a witness +:33 That ÚwÚ Bonya uWu shaww >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ÚwÚ To Edwawd, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Deceitfuw UwU Wawwick, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy :33 device +By :3 this awwiance ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU void my ;;w;; suit. +Before >w< thy ^w^ coming, Wewis ÚwÚ was Henry's >w< fwiend. +>_< WEWIS. And still :3 is fwiend ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mawgawet. +But ^-^ if >_> youw title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >w< be ;;w;; weak, +UwU As ^-^ may :3 appeaw uWu by x3 Edwawd's good >w< success, +;;w;; Then 'tis uWu but reason UwU that I >w< be OwO weweas'd +From giving aid ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I >w< pwomised. +>_> Yet uWu shaww you ^.^ have >w< aww >_> kindnyess at my hand +:33 That >_> youw ^-^ estate xDD wequiwes ÚwÚ and >_< minye can yield. +:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow ;;w;; wives in xDD Scotwand at his ^-^ case, +:3 Whewe having nothing, nyothing can ^.^ he lose. +And as uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ouw :3 quondam queen, +You ^.^ have :3 a fathew able ^-^ to maintain you, +And better 'twere you twoubwed him than OwO Fwance. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, impudent ÚwÚ and shamewess UwU Wawwick, +Proud setter OwO up ÚwÚ and OwO puwwew ;;w;; down >_> of ;;w;; kings! +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ tiww with my talk ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, +Both :33 fuww >_> of truth, I ^-^ make UwU King Wewis >w< behowd +x3 Thy >_> swy ^.^ conveyance ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; wowd's false :33 wuv; +>_< Fow uWu both >_> of you awe :33 biwds >_> of ;;w;; sewf-same ^-^ feathew. +^.^ [POST xDD bwowing :3 a ^w^ hown ^w^ within] +>_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, :3 this :3 is >w< some OwO post ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow thee. + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< POST + +POST. UwU My lord ambassadow, ^.^ these letters awe uWu fow you, +xDD Sent ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 bwothew, UwU Mawquis :3 Montague. +^.^ These ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU King x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. +And, UwU madam, ^.^ these uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I xDD knyow not. +^.^ [They >w< aww ;;w;; wead theiw wettews] +OXFOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww UwU that ^-^ ouw fair Queen ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess +OwO Smiwes at xDD hew UwU nyews, >_< whiwe Warwick :33 fwowns at ^-^ his. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, mark how Wewis ^.^ stamps as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ nyettwed. +I >w< hope all's uWu fow OwO the >_> best. +>_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, what awe >w< thy x3 nyews? And xDD youws, fair ÚwÚ Queen? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Minye such as fiww my OwO heawt with >w< unhop'd >w< joys. +:3 WAWWICK. Minye, :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and ^w^ heawt's discontent. +>_< WEWIS. >_> What, >_> has >_> youw ;;w;; king married OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? +And nyow, ^-^ to >_> soothe >_> youw forgery ÚwÚ and his, +:3 Sends me :3 a paper ^-^ to >_< pewsuade me x3 patience? +^-^ Is :3 this th' awwiance UwU that ^.^ he UwU seeks with :33 Fwance? +>w< Dawe ^.^ he presume ^-^ to :33 scown OwO us in :3 this ;;w;; mannyew? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I told >_> youw uWu Majesty as >w< much >_> befowe. +:3 This pwuvth x3 Edwawd's love ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's x3 honyesty. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU King ^-^ Wewis, I here uWu pwotest in OwO sight >_> of UwU heaven, +And uWu by OwO the >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >_< bwiss, +:33 That I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU misdeed >_> of Edward's- +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my ^-^ king, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 dishonyouws uWu me, +But UwU most himself, ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 couwd UwU see his >w< shame. +OwO Did I ^-^ fowget UwU that uWu by OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk +UwU My fathew came ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ to his UwU death? +OwO Did I let xDD pass th' ^w^ abuse x3 donye ^-^ to my ;;w;; nyiece? +OwO Did I impawe him with OwO the uWu wegaw crown? +OwO Did I >w< put ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative OwO wight? +And x3 am I UwU guewdon'd at OwO the last with shame? +Shame uWu on himsewf! uWu fow my desewt :3 is >_> honyouw; +And ^-^ to wepaiw my uWu honyouw lost uWu fow him +I here ^-^ wenyounce him ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ Henwy. +UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu Queen, let fowmew ^-^ gwudges pass, +And ^w^ hencefowth I x3 am >w< thy OwO twue >_< sewvitow. +I uWu wiww wevenge his :33 wwong ^-^ to OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, +And wepwant ^-^ Henwy in his fowmew state. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Wawwick, ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ have tuwn'd my UwU hate ^-^ to :33 wuv; +And I forgive ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget ^.^ owd fauwts, +And ^.^ joy UwU that :3 thou ^w^ becom'st UwU King Henry's >w< fwiend. +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So >w< much his OwO fwiend, ^-^ ay, his unfeignyed OwO fwiend, +:33 That ^-^ if UwU King Wewis OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish OwO us +x3 With >w< some xDD few xDD bands >_> of :3 chosen soldiers, +I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^.^ wand them uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< coast +And x3 fowce OwO the >_> tywant ^-^ fwom his x3 seat uWu by waw. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his nyew-made ^w^ bwide uWu shaww succour him; +And as uWu fow Clarence, as my letters tell uWu me, +>w< He's vewy :33 wikewy :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom him +>_< Fow xDD matching ^-^ mowe uWu fow >_< wanton wust than uWu honyouw +Ow than uWu fow OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw countwy. +>_> BONyA. UwU Deaw :33 bwothew, how uWu shaww ÚwÚ Bonya >w< be reveng'd +But uWu by >w< thy ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :3 this >_> distwessed OwO queen? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Renowned Pwince, how uWu shaww UwU poow ^-^ Henwy live +>_< Unwess :3 thou rescue him ^-^ fwom ;;w;; fouw despaiw? +>_> BONyA. UwU My >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and :3 this Engwish UwU queen's awe ^w^ onye. +:3 WAWWICK. And ÚwÚ minye, fair OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, joins with ^w^ youws. +>_< WEWIS. And >_< minye with x3 hews, ÚwÚ and thinye, ÚwÚ and >_> Mawgawet's. +:33 Thewefowe, at ^w^ wast, I firmly x3 am resolv'd +You uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 aid. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Wet me ^w^ give humbwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow >w< aww at ^-^ once. +>_< WEWIS. >_> Then, England's x3 messengew, xDD wetuwn in OwO post +And tell false Edwawd, >w< thy supposed ^-^ king, +:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews +ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew bwide. +Thou >w< seest ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; >w< go ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ;;w;; king :3 withaw. +>_> BONyA. >_> Teww ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, +I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his sake. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Teww him my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_> waid :33 aside, +And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw x3 on. +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, +And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be UwU wong. +There's >w< thy wewawd; >w< be gone. Exit >_< POST +>_< WEWIS. But, UwU Wawwick, +Thou ÚwÚ and Oxford, with five ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, +:33 Shaww cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid false >_< Edwawd UwU battwe: +And, as >w< occasion serves, :3 this x3 nyobwe Queen +And Prince uWu shaww follow with :3 a ^.^ fwesh suppwy. +xDD Yet, ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, uWu but ÚwÚ answew me ^-^ onye >w< doubt: +What ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ have ^-^ we >_> of >w< thy ^w^ fiwm woyawty? +:3 WAWWICK. :3 This uWu shaww assuwe my ;;w;; constant >_> woyawty: +:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ ouw Queen ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 young Prince agree, +I'll >_> join >_< minye ewdest daughter ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy +ÚwÚ To him >_> fowthwith in holy wedlock ;;w;; bands. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, I agree, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 motion. +>w< Son Edwawd, ^.^ she :3 is fair ÚwÚ and viwtuous, +OwO Thewefowe delay nyot- ^w^ give >w< thy hand ^-^ to xDD Wawwick; +And with >w< thy hand >w< thy :3 faith irrevocable +:33 That only xDD Wawwick's daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Yes, I accept UwU hew, uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves xDD it; +And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ;;w;; pwedge my vow, I ^w^ give my hand. +:3 [He gives his hand ^-^ to WAWWICK] +>_< WEWIS. stay ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? ^.^ These xDD sowdiews uWu shaww >w< be levied; +And thou, Wowd Bouwbon, ^-^ ouw High Admiral, +:33 Shaww ;;w;; waft them xDD uvw with ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw fweet. +I wong ÚwÚ tiww >_< Edwawd ^-^ faww uWu by waw's mischance +>_< Fow >_> mocking mawwiage with :3 a >_< dame >_> of OwO Fwance. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu WAWWICK +:3 WAWWICK. I came ^-^ fwom >_< Edwawd as ambassadow, +But I xDD wetuwn his sworn ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ foe. +:33 Mattew >_> of mawwiage ÚwÚ was OwO the chawge ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, +But dreadful OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew his :3 demand. +Had ^.^ he UwU nyonye ewse ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe uWu but x3 me? +;;w;; Then UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww xDD tuwn his ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to sorrow. +I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> chief UwU that rais'd him ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, +And I'll >w< be >_> chief ^-^ to bwing him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; +:3 Nyot UwU that I ^-^ pity Henry's misery, +But >w< seek wevenge uWu on x3 Edwawd's uWu mockewy. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow tell uWu me, bwothew Clarence, what ÚwÚ think you +x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew mawwiage with OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 made :3 a >w< wowthy :33 choice? +CWAWENCE. ^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow 'tis :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to ^.^ Fwance! +OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he stay ÚwÚ tiww Warwick :3 made >w< wetuwn? +SOMEWSET. UwU My x3 wowds, uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 tawk; here comes OwO the King. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, attended; LADY +>w< GWEY, as Queen; PEMBWOKE, >_< STAFFOWD, ^w^ HASTINGS, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ stand uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw uWu on OwO the uWu othew + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And his OwO weww-chosen bwide. +CWAWENCE. I :33 mind ^-^ to tell him ^-^ pwainwy what I uWu think. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew >_> of Clarence, how >_< wike you ^-^ ouw UwU choice +:33 That you ^.^ stand pensive as half malcontent? +CWAWENCE. UwU As ;;w;; weww as Wewis >_> of Fwance ^w^ ow OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, +^w^ Which awe OwO so uWu weak >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ judgment +:33 That they'll UwU take nyo OwO offence at ^-^ ouw UwU abuse. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Suppose uWu they UwU take OwO offence ^-^ without :3 a cause; +^.^ They awe uWu but Wewis ÚwÚ and Wawwick: I x3 am Edwawd, +Your UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ have my uWu wiww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw wiww, ^.^ because ^-^ ouw King. +>_> Yet ^-^ hasty mawwiage uWu sewdom pwuvth :33 weww. +KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, awe you uWu offended too? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. +No, :3 God fowbid UwU that I shouwd ^w^ wish them UwU sevew'd +x3 Whom :3 God ;;w;; hath xDD join'd >_< togethew; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^-^ pity +ÚwÚ To sunder them UwU that ^.^ yoke OwO so ;;w;; weww >w< togethew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Setting >_> youw scorns ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD miswike :33 aside, +>_> Teww me >w< some reason x3 why OwO the OwO Wady xDD Gwey +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become my UwU wife ÚwÚ and England's Queen. +And you UwU too, Somerset ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, +^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy what you uWu think. +CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Then :3 this :3 is >_< minye opinion: UwU that UwU King Wewis +:33 Becomes >_> youw enemy uWu fow >_> mocking him +About OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the OwO Wady Bonya. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU Wawwick, UwU doing what you >_> gave in chawge, +^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by :3 this OwO nyew marriage. +KING >_< EDWAWD. What ^-^ if uWu both Wewis ÚwÚ and Warwick >w< be OwO appeas'd +By such ÚwÚ invention as I can ^-^ devise? +>_< MONTAGUE. >_> Yet ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD join'd with Fwance in such awwiance +Wouwd ^-^ mowe ^.^ have ^w^ stwength'nyed :3 this ^-^ ouw commonweawth +'Gainst foweign stowms than ^-^ any xDD home-bwed marriage. +HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, knows ^.^ nyot Montague UwU that >_> of itsewf +^.^ Engwand :3 is xDD safe, ^-^ if OwO twue within itself? +>_< MONTAGUE. But OwO the OwO safew when 'tis ;;w;; back'd with OwO Fwance. +HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis better :3 using Fwance than x3 twusting OwO Fwance. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; back'd with God, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :33 seas +^w^ Which ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 giv'n uWu fow :33 fence impwegnyabwe, +And with theiw ^w^ hewps only ^w^ defend :33 ouwsewves. +UwU In them ÚwÚ and in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ ouw >_> safety wies. +CWAWENCE. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO speech Wowd ^-^ Hastings ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of OwO the Wowd Hungerford. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> gwant; +And uWu fow :3 this UwU once my uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow waw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 donye ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and daughter >_> of Wowd Scales +^.^ Unto OwO the bwothew >_> of >_> youw :33 woving bwide. +She better would ^.^ have >_< fitted me ^w^ ow Clarence; +But in >_> youw ^w^ bwide you :33 buwy bwothewhood. +CWAWENCE. Ow ewse you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bestow'd OwO the ÚwÚ heiw +x3 Of OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Bonviwwe uWu on >_> youw OwO nyew :3 wife's UwU son, +And xDD weave >_> youw bwothews ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ speed ewsewhewe. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU wife +:33 That :3 thou art malcontent? I uWu wiww :3 pwovide thee. +CWAWENCE. UwU In UwU choosing uWu fow yourself you show'd >_> youw judgment, +^w^ Which being ÚwÚ shawwow, you uWu shaww ^w^ give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the bwokew in >_< minye >_> own >_< behawf; +And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I :33 showtwy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD weave you. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Weave me ^w^ ow tawwy, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, +And ^.^ nyot >w< be tied x3 unto his >_< bwothew's uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My x3 wowds, before ^.^ it pleas'd his uWu Majesty +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my OwO state ^-^ to title >_> of :3 a queen, +Do me uWu but >_< wight, ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< aww x3 confess +:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwe >_> of ^-^ descent: +And meaner than ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have xDD had >_< wike xDD fowtunye. +But as :3 this title honours me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, +^w^ So >_> youw diswikes, ^-^ to xDD whom I would >w< be pleasing, +^-^ Doth cwoud my >_< joys with danger ÚwÚ and with sorrow. +KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU My love, uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon theiw frowns. +What danger ^w^ ow what UwU sowwow can befall ^.^ thee, +^w^ So wong as >_< Edwawd :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; constant fwiend +And theiw OwO twue x3 suvweign xDD whom uWu they >w< must obey? +;;w;; Nyay, xDD whom uWu they uWu shaww uWu obey, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee UwU too, +>_< Unwess uWu they >w< seek uWu fow xDD hatwed at my OwO hands; +^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee xDD safe, +And uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; vengeance >_> of my :3 wwath. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu say ^.^ nyot xDD much, uWu but ÚwÚ think OwO the more. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST + +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, x3 messengew, what letters ^w^ ow what UwU nyews +From :33 Fwance? +MESSENGEW. UwU My x3 suvweign UwU wiege, nyo :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and xDD few x3 wowds, +But such as OwO I, ^-^ without >_> youw speciaw pawdon, +>w< Dawe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wewate. +KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^-^ we pawdon thee; ^.^ thewefowe, in brief, +>_> Teww me theiw uWu wowds as ;;w;; nyeaw as :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ guess ^.^ them. +What ÚwÚ answew makes UwU King Wewis x3 unto ^-^ ouw OwO wettews? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ At my x3 depawt, ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe his vewy xDD wowds: +'Go tell false Edwawd, OwO the supposed ^-^ king, +:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews +ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew >_> bwide.' +KING >_< EDWAWD. IS Wewis OwO so bwave? Belike ^.^ he OwO thinks me ^.^ Henwy. +But what ^w^ said OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ to my UwU mawwiage? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wowds, UwU utt'wed with mild uWu disdain: +'Tell ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, +I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his ^.^ sake.' +KING >_< EDWAWD. I blame ^.^ nyot her: ^.^ she :33 couwd uWu say wittwe less; +She xDD had OwO the ^.^ wwong. But what ^w^ said Henry's OwO queen? +>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was there in :3 pwace. +MESSENGEW. 'Tell >w< him' OwO quoth ^.^ she x3 'my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_< donye, +And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw ^-^ on.' +KING >_< EDWAWD. Belike ^.^ she ^w^ minds ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; Amazon. +But what ^w^ said Warwick ^-^ to ^.^ these injuries? +MESSENGEW. >_< He, ^-^ mowe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> youw uWu Majesty +>w< Than >w< aww OwO the rest, :33 dischawg'd me with ^.^ these xDD wowds: +'Tell him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^-^ wwong; +And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be long.' +KING >_< EDWAWD. Ha! durst OwO the >_> twaitow bweathe >_< out OwO so >_> pwoud wowds? +Weww, I uWu wiww arm uWu me, being ;;w;; thus >w< fowewawn'd. +^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have wars ÚwÚ and pay uWu fow theiw >_< pwesumption. +But ÚwÚ say, :3 is Warwick fwiends with Margaret? +MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; uWu they awe OwO so uWu wink'd in friendship +:33 That x3 young Prince >_< Edwawd :3 mawwies xDD Wawwick's daughter. +CWAWENCE. Belike OwO the elder; uWu Cwawence uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ youngew. +Nyow, bwothew ^-^ king, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you :3 fast, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww x3 hence ^-^ to xDD Wawwick's uWu othew ^-^ daughtew; +That, >w< though I UwU want :3 a UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ yet in mawwiage +I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. +You UwU that love me ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, follow >_> me. +Exit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET UwU fowwows +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyot :3 I. +UwU My >_> thoughts ^-^ aim at :3 a further matter; I +uWu Stay ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the love >_> of >_< Edwawd uWu but OwO the ^w^ cwown. +KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Somerset uWu both gonye ^-^ to Warwick! +>_> Yet x3 am I UwU awm'd x3 against OwO the wowst can :3 happen; +And haste :3 is :3 nyeedfuw in :3 this x3 desp'wate ^.^ case. +^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, you in ^-^ ouw behawf +uWu Go levy x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 pwepawe uWu fow waw; +^.^ They awe uWu awweady, ^w^ ow >_> quickwy uWu wiww >w< be landed. +Myself in person uWu wiww straight follow you. +>_< Exeunt PEMBROKE ÚwÚ and STAFFOWD +But ewe I ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, +Resolve my >_> doubt. You OwO twain, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, +uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Warwick uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD awwiance. +>_> Teww me ^-^ if you love Warwick ^-^ mowe than x3 me? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, then uWu both xDD depawt ^-^ to UwU him: +I wathew ^w^ wish you :33 foes than >w< howwow >_< fwiends. +But ^-^ if you :33 mind ^-^ to howd >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, +>w< Give me assuwance with >w< some fwiendwy vow, +:33 That I ^-^ may never ^.^ have you in uWu suspect. +>_< MONTAGUE. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp Montague as ^.^ he proves :3 twue! +HASTINGS. And ^-^ Hastings as ^.^ he favouws x3 Edwawd's xDD cause! +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, uWu wiww you ^.^ stand uWu by >_> us? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww ^w^ withstand you. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, so! then x3 am I ^w^ suwe >_> of >_< victowy. +Nyow OwO thewefowe let OwO us hence, ÚwÚ and wose nyo hour +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet Warwick with his foweign :3 pow'w. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A ;;w;; pwain in OwO Wawwickshiwe + +x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OXFORD, with xDD Fwench xDD sowdiews + +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Twust uWu me, my lord, >w< aww hithewto :33 goes ;;w;; weww; +The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe uWu by ÚwÚ nyumbews ^w^ swawm ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET + +But UwU see xDD whewe Somerset ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence comes. +^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, my UwU wowds- awe ^-^ we >w< aww uWu fwiends? +CWAWENCE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, my :33 wowd. +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, gentwe Clarence, ^-^ wewcome x3 unto xDD Wawwick; +And welcome, Somerset. I howd ^.^ it ^w^ cowawdice +ÚwÚ To west mistwustfuw xDD whewe :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO heawt +;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO an open hand in >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; +Else UwU might I ÚwÚ think UwU that Clarence, x3 Edwawd's :33 bwothew, +Were uWu but :3 a feigned fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. +But welcome, ^w^ sweet Clarence; my daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. +And :3 nyow what wests ;;w;; but, in nyight's ÚwÚ cuvwtuwe, +x3 Thy bwothew being ^w^ cawewesswy ^.^ encamp'd, +His xDD sowdiews lurking in OwO the OwO towns >w< about, +And uWu but attended uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ guawd, +We ^-^ may surprise ÚwÚ and UwU take him at ^-^ ouw pleasure? +Our ;;w;; scouts ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the adventuwe vewy ;;w;; easy; +:33 That as Uwysses ÚwÚ and :33 stout >_< Diomede +x3 With sleight ÚwÚ and :3 manhood stole ^-^ to Rhesus' tents, +And ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence OwO the Thracian :33 fataw >_< steeds, +^w^ So >_> we, ;;w;; weww uWu cuvw'd with OwO the nyight's bwack ^-^ mantwe, +^.^ At unyawawes ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down x3 Edwawd's guawd +And ÚwÚ seize ^-^ himsewf- I uWu say ^.^ nyot 'slaughter ^.^ him,' +>_< Fow I intend uWu but only ^-^ to surprise >_> him. +You UwU that uWu wiww follow me ^-^ to :3 this attempt, +Appwaud OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy with >_> youw weadew. +^.^ [They >w< aww x3 cwy x3 'Henwy!'] +UwU Why then, wet's uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu way in ;;w;; siwent :33 sowt. +>_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ and his fwiends, :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! >_< Exeunt + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +x3 Edwawd's camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Warwick + +x3 Entew three :33 WATCHMEN, ^-^ to guawd OwO the UwU KING'S tent + +OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. Come OwO on, my masters, OwO each man UwU take his ÚwÚ stand; +The UwU King uWu by :3 this :3 is xDD set him ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> bed? +OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a sowemn x3 vow +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and UwU take his :3 nyatuwaw west +;;w;; Tiww Warwick ^w^ ow ^-^ himsewf >w< be ^-^ quite suppress'd. +x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< To-mowwow then, ;;w;; bewike, uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, +>w< If Warwick >w< be OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw as x3 men >_< wepowt. +uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. But ÚwÚ say, I pray, what nyobweman :3 is UwU that +:33 That with OwO the UwU King here :3 westeth in his UwU tent? +OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the Wowd Hastings, OwO the King's UwU chiefest >w< fwiend. +uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. :33 O, :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ So? But x3 why ÚwÚ commands OwO the UwU King +:33 That his >_> chief followers lodge in OwO towns about ^w^ him, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >_< keeps in OwO the x3 cowd UwU fiewd? +x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe xDD honyouw, ^.^ because ^-^ mowe dangewous. +uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but ^w^ give me wowship ÚwÚ and quietnyess; +I >_< wike ^.^ it better than dangewous honyouw. +>w< If Warwick knew in what ^-^ estate ^.^ he :3 stands, +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted ^.^ he would waken >_> him. +OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. >_< Unwess ^-^ ouw xDD hawbewds >_> did OwO shut OwO up his ^-^ passage. +x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, xDD whewefowe ewse guawd ^-^ we his :33 woyaw tent +But ^-^ to ^w^ defend his person ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyight-foes? + +x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, x3 SOMEWSET, +ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench soldiers, ;;w;; siwent >w< aww + +:3 WAWWICK. :3 This :3 is his tent; ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ stand his ^.^ guawd. +Courage, my :3 mastews! ^-^ Honyouw :3 nyow ^w^ ow >w< nyevew! +But follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. +OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? +x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. + +uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OwO the west x3 cwy >w< aww ^w^ 'Wawwick! >w< Wawwick!' ÚwÚ and +xDD set x3 upon OwO the ^-^ guawd, ^-^ who fly, cwying 'Arm! Awm!' uWu WAWWICK +ÚwÚ and OwO the west following them + +The uWu dwum playing ÚwÚ and twumpet sounding, re-enter uWu WAWWICK +ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ bwinging OwO the KING >_< out in his >_< gown, +^.^ sitting in :3 a uWu chaiw. ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS UwU fwy xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage + +SOMEWSET. What awe uWu they UwU that UwU fwy thewe? +:3 WAWWICK. Richard ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hastings. >_> Wet them ^.^ go; here :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. +KING >_< EDWAWD. The Duke! ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, when ^-^ we parted, +Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ King? +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the UwU case :3 is alter'd. +When you disgrac'd me in my :3 embassade, +;;w;; Then I degraded you ^-^ fwom being ;;w;; King, +And come :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU cweate you UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +^.^ Awas, how shouwd you :33 guvwn ^-^ any :3 kingdom +:33 That xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< ambassadows, +Nyow how ^-^ to >w< be OwO contented with ^-^ onye xDD wife, +Nyow how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw bwothews :3 bwothewwy, +Nyow how ^-^ to study uWu fow OwO the people's uWu wewfawe, +Nyow how ^-^ to x3 shwoud yourself ^-^ fwom enyemies? +KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew >_> of Clarence, art :3 thou here too? +;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see UwU that >_< Edwawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must down. +xDD Yet, UwU Wawwick, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww :33 mischance, +x3 Of ÚwÚ thee thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; compwices, +>_< Edwawd uWu wiww :33 awways bear ^-^ himsewf as King. +^-^ Though >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; mawice ^w^ uvwthwow my state, +UwU My :33 mind exceeds OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of xDD hew wheel. +:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, uWu fow his UwU mind, >w< be >_< Edwawd England's king; +[Takes x3 off his ^.^ cwown] +But ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow uWu shaww wear OwO the Engwish :3 cwown +And >w< be OwO twue UwU King UwU indeed; :3 thou uWu but OwO the shadow. +UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, at my UwU wequest, +^w^ See UwU that >_> fowthwith UwU Duke >_< Edwawd >w< be uWu convey'd +^.^ Unto my :33 bwothew, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +When I ^.^ have xDD fought with ^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and his fellows, +I'll follow you ÚwÚ and tell what ÚwÚ answew +Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ send ^-^ to >_> him. +Nyow uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +KING >_< EDWAWD. What fates ^.^ impose, UwU that x3 men >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu abide; +^w^ It :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to resist uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. +^.^ [They ;;w;; wead him >_< out ^-^ fowcibwy] +OXFOWD. What :3 nyow remains, my x3 wowds, uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do +But mawch ^-^ to UwU Wondon with ^-^ ouw soldiers? +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, that's OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to do; +ÚwÚ To free UwU King ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom uWu impwisonment, +And UwU see him seated in OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and WIVEWS + +x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, what makes you in :3 this ^w^ sudden uWu change? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew Rivers, awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to learn +What ^.^ wate ^-^ misfowtunye :3 is >_> befaww'n UwU King Edwawd? +x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, woss >_> of >w< some >_> pitch'd ^-^ battwe x3 against >_< Wawwick? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, uWu but OwO the woss >_> of his >_> own :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson. +x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :3 is my x3 suvweign uWu swain? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Ay, ^w^ awmost slain, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 taken pwisonyew; +x3 Eithew betway'd uWu by :3 fawsehood >_> of his guawd +Ow uWu by his ÚwÚ foe UwU suwpwis'd at :3 unyawawes; +And, as I further ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< undewstand, +^-^ Is OwO nyew committed ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Yowk, +x3 Feww xDD Wawwick's :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. +x3 WIVEWS. ^.^ These UwU nyews, I >w< must uWu confess, awe :33 fuww >_> of gwief; +xDD Yet, >_< gwacious UwU madam, bear ^.^ it as you may: +Warwick ^-^ may wose UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; hath xDD won OwO the day. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair >w< hope >w< must :33 hindew :3 wife's ÚwÚ decay. +And I OwO the wathew wean me ^-^ fwom ^.^ despaiw +>_< Fow love >_> of x3 Edwawd's offspring in my womb. +:3 This :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes me bridle passion +And bear with :33 miwdnyess my misfowtunye's cross; +>w< Ay, ^-^ ay, uWu fow :3 this I dwaw in many :3 a >w< teaw +And xDD stop OwO the x3 wising >_> of ^-^ bwood-sucking ;;w;; sighs, +Lest with my sighs ^w^ ow ;;w;; teaws I bwast ^w^ ow drown +UwU King x3 Edwawd's OwO fwuit, OwO twue ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' Engwish ^w^ cwown. +x3 WIVEWS. But, UwU madam, xDD whewe :3 is Warwick then ^w^ become? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I x3 am x3 infowm'd UwU that ^.^ he comes towards UwU Wondon +ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the :3 cwown UwU once ^-^ mowe uWu on Henry's head. +^w^ Guess :3 thou OwO the ^w^ west: UwU King x3 Edwawd's fwiends >w< must down. +But ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the ;;w;; tywant's x3 viowence- +>_< Fow xDD twust ^.^ nyot him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ bwoken >w< faith- +I'll x3 hence >_> fowthwith x3 unto OwO the ^.^ sanctuawy +ÚwÚ To :33 save at :33 weast OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of x3 Edwawd's >_> wight. +Thewe uWu shaww I west secure ^-^ fwom x3 fowce ÚwÚ and UwU fwaud. +^w^ Come, ^.^ thewefowe, let OwO us UwU fwy >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may ;;w;; fwy: +>w< If Warwick UwU take >w< us, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw Middleham >_> Castwe in Yorkshire + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> STANWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, my Wowd ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, +Weave x3 off ^-^ to wonder x3 why I >_< dwew you UwU hithew +x3 Into :3 this UwU chiefest ^-^ thicket >_> of OwO the xDD pawk. +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands OwO the >_> case: you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, my :33 bwothew, +^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hewe, at uWu whose ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath good >_< usage ÚwÚ and gweat liberty; +And >_< often uWu but attended with uWu weak guawd +x3 Comes x3 hunting :3 this uWu way ^-^ to disport :3 himsewf. +I ^.^ have ;;w;; advewtis'd him uWu by >w< secwet :3 means +:33 That ^-^ if about :3 this hour ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this >_< way, +^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his >_< usuaw game, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww here find his fwiends, with horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, +ÚwÚ To xDD set him free ^-^ fwom his captivity. + +x3 Entew KING EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 a HUNTSMAN with him + +>w< HUNTSMAN. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow :3 this uWu way :3 wies OwO the game. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this >_< way, xDD man. ^w^ See xDD whewe OwO the huntsmen :3 stand. +Nyow, bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, +Stand you ;;w;; thus :33 cwose ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's deew? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and UwU case requireth >_> haste; +Your horse ^-^ stands ready at OwO the ^.^ pawk cownyew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ then? +HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To :3 Wynn, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and shipt ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwandews. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww guess'd, believe me; uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ was my meaning. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Stanwey, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy forwardness. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But xDD whewefowe stay >_> we? ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ tawk. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Huntsman, what xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :33 awong? +>w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bettew ^-^ do OwO so than tawwy ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> hang'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Come then, away; wet's UwU ha' nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bishop, faweweww. Shield ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD Wawwick's ^.^ fwown, +And pray UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepossess OwO the ^w^ cwown. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Wondon. The >w< Towew + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CWAWENCE, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, x3 young HENWY, +^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, OXFORD, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; TOWEW, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING HENRY. ^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, :3 nyow UwU that :3 God ÚwÚ and fwiends +>_< Have shaken >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu wegaw x3 seat +And tuwn'd my :33 captive OwO state ^-^ to wibewty, +UwU My ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hope, my ;;w;; sowwows x3 unto ;;w;; joys, +^.^ At ^-^ ouw enwawgement what awe >w< thy :3 due >w< fees? +WIEUTENyANT. >w< Subjects ^-^ may challenge nyothing >_> of theiw :3 sov'weigns; +But ^-^ if OwO an humbwe >w< pwayew ^-^ may prevail, +I then crave pawdon >_> of >_> youw Majesty. +KING HENRY. >_< Fow what, Lieutenant? >_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 using x3 me? +;;w;; Nyay, >w< be :3 thou ^w^ suwe I'll ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy >_> kindnyess, +>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it :3 made my impwisonment :3 a ^-^ pweasuwe; +>w< Ay, such :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe as ;;w;; incaged :33 biwds +^w^ Conceive xDD when, aftew many ^-^ moody ^-^ thoughts, +^.^ At last uWu by :3 nyotes >_> of househowd >w< hawmony +^.^ They ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget theiw woss >_> of :33 wibewty. +But, UwU Wawwick, aftew God, :3 thou >w< set'st me ^.^ fwee, +And chiefwy OwO thewefowe I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and thee; +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 authow, :3 thou OwO the instwument. +:33 Thewefowe, UwU that I ^-^ may OwO conquew >_< fowtunye's ^-^ spite +By :3 wiving low xDD whewe >_> fowtunye cannyot hurt uWu me, +And UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this bwessed ^.^ wand +May ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 punyish'd with my ÚwÚ thwawting staws, +UwU Wawwick, although my head still wear OwO the UwU cwown, +I here resign my government ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +>_< Fow :3 thou art >_> fowtunyate in >w< aww >w< thy >_< deeds. +:3 WAWWICK. Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath still >_< been :33 fam'd uWu fow viwtuous, +And :3 nyow ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem as xDD wise as ÚwÚ viwtuous +By spying ÚwÚ and avoiding >_< fowtunye's malice, +>_< Fow xDD few x3 men >w< wightwy uWu tempew with OwO the staws; +>_> Yet in :3 this ^-^ onye xDD thing let me blame >_> youw Gwace, +>_< Fow UwU choosing me when uWu Cwawence :3 is in :3 pwace. +CWAWENCE. No, UwU Wawwick, :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the sway, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the >_< heav'ns in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity +>_> Adjudg'd OwO an owive branch ÚwÚ and ^.^ wauwew UwU cwown, +UwU As :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be bwest in xDD peace ÚwÚ and waw; +And OwO thewefowe I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee my free consent. +:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO choose uWu Cwawence only uWu fow Protector. +KING HENRY. Warwick ÚwÚ and Clarence, ^w^ give me uWu both >_> youw hands. +Nyow >_> join >_> youw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> youw hearts, +:33 That nyo >_< dissension :33 hindew guvwnment. +I ^-^ make you uWu both >_> Pwotectows >_> of :3 this wand, +OwO Whiwe I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 a pwivate life +And in ;;w;; devotion uWu spend my wattew OwO days, +ÚwÚ To x3 sin's webuke ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; Cweatow's :3 pwaise. +:3 WAWWICK. What ^-^ answews uWu Cwawence ^-^ to his >_< suvweign's x3 wiww? +CWAWENCE. :33 That ^.^ he OwO consents, ^-^ if Warwick ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ consent, +>_< Fow uWu on >w< thy >_> fowtunye I wepose ^-^ mysewf. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< though OwO woath, ÚwÚ yet >w< must I >w< be ÚwÚ content. +>w< We'ww ^.^ yoke togethew, >_< wike :3 a double ;;w;; shadow +ÚwÚ To Henry's body, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy his >w< pwace; +I >_> mean, in beawing OwO weight >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ he :33 enjoys OwO the uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and his OwO ease. +And, Clarence, :3 nyow then ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw +xDD Fowthwith UwU that >_< Edwawd >w< be pwonyounc'd :3 a >w< twaitow, +And >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods confiscated. +CWAWENCE. What xDD ewse? And UwU that UwU succession >w< be detewmin'd. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, :3 thewein uWu Cwawence uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want his pawt. +KING HENRY. But, with OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >_> chief affaiws, +>_> Wet me >w< entweat- uWu fow I xDD command nyo >w< mowe- +:33 That >_< Mawgawet >_> youw Queen ÚwÚ and my :3 son >_< Edwawd +Be x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom Fwance with ÚwÚ speed; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see them ;;w;; hewe, uWu by doubtfuw ;;w;; feaw +UwU My ^.^ joy >_> of ;;w;; wibewty :3 is half OwO ecwips'd. +CWAWENCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my suvweign, with >w< aww x3 speed. +KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, what xDD youth :3 is UwU that, +x3 Of xDD whom you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< tendew x3 cawe? +SOMEWSET. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ it :3 is x3 young Henry, Eaww >_> of >w< Wichmond. +KING HENRY. Come hithew, England's :33 hope. +[Lays his hand uWu on his OwO head] +>w< If >w< secwet >w< powews +ÚwÚ Suggest uWu but >w< twuth ^-^ to my divining ^-^ thoughts, +:3 This pwetty ^.^ wad uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's >_< bwiss. +His looks awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ peacefuw ^w^ majesty; +His head uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe x3 fwam'd ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, +His hand ^-^ to wiewd :3 a ^-^ sceptwe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf +^w^ Wikewy in UwU time ^-^ to bless :3 a uWu wegaw thwonye. +UwU Make >w< much >_> of ^w^ him, my lords; uWu fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he +Must ^w^ hewp you ^-^ mowe than you awe hurt uWu by >_> me. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST + +:3 WAWWICK. What UwU nyews, my fwiend? +POST. :33 That >_< Edwawd :3 is escaped ^-^ fwom >_> youw bwothew +And >w< fwed, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws ÚwÚ since, ^-^ to :33 Buwgundy. +:3 WAWWICK. >w< Unsavouwy >w< nyews! But how :3 made ^.^ he ^.^ escape? +POST. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu convey'd uWu by Richard UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +And OwO the Wowd Hastings, ^-^ who attended him +UwU In >w< secwet >_< ambush uWu on OwO the fowest >_> side +And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's huntsmen wescu'd him; +>_< Fow x3 hunting ÚwÚ was his ;;w;; daiwy uWu exewcise. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> cawewess >_> of his :33 chawge. +But let OwO us hence, my suvweign, ^-^ to :3 pwovide +OwO A salve uWu fow ^-^ any >_> sowe UwU that ^-^ may betide. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 SOMEWSET, RICHMOND, ÚwÚ and :3 OXFOWD +SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this flight >_> of Edwawd's; +>_< Fow x3 doubtwess uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd him help, +And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe wars ;;w;; befow't >w< be UwU wong. +UwU As Henry's ^.^ wate ^w^ pwesaging prophecy +OwO Did ^.^ gwad my OwO heawt with >w< hope >_> of :3 this x3 young Wichmond, +^w^ So doth my OwO heawt x3 misgive uWu me, in ^.^ these conflicts, +What ^-^ may befall him ^-^ to his harm ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. +:33 Thewefowe, Wowd Oxford, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, +xDD Fowthwith ^w^ we'ww ^-^ send him x3 hence ^-^ to >_> Bwittany, +;;w;; Tiww stowms >w< be ÚwÚ past >_> of civil >w< enmity. +OXFOWD. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Edwawd xDD wepossess OwO the UwU cwown, +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike UwU that x3 Wichmond with OwO the west uWu shaww down. +SOMEWSET. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to xDD Bwittany. +Come ^.^ thewefowe, wet's about ^.^ it >_> speediwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Before uWu Yowk + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, +>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowtunye UwU maketh OwO us ;;w;; amends, +And :33 says UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe I uWu shaww ^w^ intewchange +UwU My waned OwO state uWu fow Henry's uWu wegaw ^w^ cwown. +^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ wepass'd OwO the seas, +And ^w^ bwought desiwed ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom Burgundy; +What then remains, ^-^ we being ;;w;; thus awwiv'd +From Ravenspurgh x3 haven before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Yowk, +But UwU that ^-^ we enter, as OwO into ^-^ ouw >_< dukedom? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates :3 made uWu fast! xDD Bwothew, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ^.^ this; +>_< Fow many x3 men UwU that xDD stumbwe at OwO the threshold +uWu Awe ;;w;; weww foretold UwU that danger >_< wuwks within. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Tush, man, abodements >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow affright ÚwÚ us. +By fair ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 means ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ in, +>_< Fow UwU hithew uWu wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends wepaiw ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +HASTINGS. UwU My UwU wiege, I'll xDD knyock UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to summon ^.^ them. + +OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and +his ÚwÚ BWETHWEN + +uWu MAYOW. UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU fowewawnyed >_> of >_> youw UwU coming +And OwO shut OwO the ^w^ gates uWu fow >_> safety >_> of >w< ouwsewves, +>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we owe :33 awwegiance x3 unto ^.^ Henwy. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, ^-^ if ^-^ Henwy >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; King, +>_> Yet >_< Edwawd at OwO the :33 weast :3 is UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +uWu MAYOW. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ^w^ wowd; I xDD knyow you uWu fow nyo less. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I challenge nyothing uWu but my ÚwÚ dukedom, +UwU As being ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with UwU that awonye. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] But when OwO the :3 fox ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ got in his nyose, +He'll >_> soon find :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ body OwO fowwow. +HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, x3 why ^.^ stand you in :3 a doubt? +ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; ^-^ we awe UwU King Henry's >_< fwiends. +uWu MAYOW. >w< Ay, uWu say you so? The ^w^ gates uWu shaww then >w< be :3 open'd. +:3 [He >_< descends] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A xDD wise :33 stout captain, ÚwÚ and >_> soon ^.^ pewsuaded! +HASTINGS. The good ^.^ owd man would fain UwU that >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well, +^w^ So 'twere ^.^ nyot wong >_> of him; uWu but being ^.^ ent'wed, +I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww >_> soon >_< pewsuade +Both him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his bwothews x3 unto reason. + +OwO Entew, UwU bewow, OwO the :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and two :33 AWDEWMEN + +KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, ^-^ Mastew xDD Mayow. ^.^ These ^w^ gates >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO shut +But in OwO the night ^w^ ow in OwO the UwU time >_> of waw. +>_< What! ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd me OwO up OwO the xDD keys; +[Takes his ^w^ keys] +>_< Fow >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ^w^ defend OwO the ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, +And >w< aww x3 those fwiends UwU that >_> deign ^-^ to follow >_> me. + +xDD Mawch. x3 Entew MONTGOMEWY with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, :3 this :3 is Sir uWu John >_< Montgomewy, +Our >_> twusty OwO fwiend, unwess I >w< be deceiv'd. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Wewcome, Sir x3 john! But x3 why come you in >w< awms? +MONTGOMERY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp UwU King >_< Edwawd in his UwU time >_> of storm, +UwU As every :33 woyaw :33 subject ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to do. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, good Montgomewy; uWu but ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ fowget +Our title ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and only OwO cwaim +Our :33 dukedom ÚwÚ tiww :3 God >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the ^-^ west. +MONTGOMERY. ;;w;; Then fare you well, uWu fow I uWu wiww x3 hence again. +I came ^-^ to sewve :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ duke. +Dwummew, strike uWu up, ÚwÚ and let OwO us mawch >_> away. +UwU [The uWu dwum begins ^-^ to mawch] +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ stay, Sir :33 John, :3 a ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww debate +By what xDD safe :3 means OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ may >w< be recover'd. +MONTGOMERY. What talk you >_> of x3 debating? UwU In xDD few xDD wowds: +>w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot here :3 pwocwaim yourself ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, +I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them xDD back UwU that come ^-^ to succour you. +UwU Why uWu shaww ^-^ we fight, ^-^ if you pwetend nyo >_> titwe? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 bwothew, xDD whewefowe ^.^ stand you uWu on nice UwU points? +KING >_< EDWAWD. When ^-^ we gwow x3 stwongew, then ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; +;;w;; Tiww then 'tis OwO wisdom ^-^ to conceal ^-^ ouw meaning. +HASTINGS. :3 Away with scwupuwous :3 wit! Nyow ÚwÚ awms >w< must ÚwÚ wuwe. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_< feawwess ^w^ minds climb soonest x3 unto crowns. +xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim you >_< out >_> of >w< hand; +The >_< bwuit thereof uWu wiww bwing you many >_< fwiends. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it as you wiww; uWu fow 'tis my >_< wight, +And ^-^ Henwy uWu but usuwps OwO the diadem. +MONTGOMERY. >w< Ay, :3 nyow my x3 suvweign UwU speaketh >_< wike ;;w;; himsewf; +And :3 nyow uWu wiww I >w< be x3 Edwawd's ^w^ champion. +HASTINGS. Sound twumpet; >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be here ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. +^w^ Come, :3 fewwow ^-^ sowdiew, ^-^ make :3 thou proclamation. +^.^ [Gives him :3 a >w< papew. Fwouwish] +^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Edward OwO the Fourth, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, +UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and Wowd >_> of UwU Iwewand, xDD &c.' +MONTGOMERY. And whoso'er ÚwÚ gainsays UwU King x3 Edwawd's >_< wight, +By :3 this I challenge him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. +[Thwows ;;w;; down ^.^ gauntwet] +ALL. Wong live >_< Edwawd OwO the Fouwth! +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, bwave >_< Montgomewy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks x3 unto you uWu aww; +>w< If >_> fowtunye sewve uWu me, I'll ÚwÚ wequite :3 this kindness. +Nyow uWu fow :3 this night wet's OwO hawbouw here in Yowk; +And when OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise his caw +OwO Abuv OwO the OwO bowdew >_> of :3 this howizon, +>w< We'ww :3 fowwawd towards Warwick ÚwÚ and his uWu mates; +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 is nyo sowdiew. +xDD Ah, froward Clarence, how evil ^.^ it beseems OwO the +ÚwÚ To fwattew ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake >w< thy ^-^ bwothew! +xDD Yet, as ^-^ we >w< may, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Warwick. +Come OwO on, bwave UwU sowdiews; x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the day, +And, UwU that UwU once ^w^ gotten, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu wawge :33 pay. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and EXETEW + +:3 WAWWICK. What counsew, wowds? >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom Bewgia, +x3 With ^-^ hasty Gewmans ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt ^.^ Howwandews, +;;w;; Hath ^w^ pass'd in >_> safety OwO thwough OwO the narrow :33 seas +And with his twoops doth mawch ;;w;; amain ^-^ to London; +And many x3 giddy ^w^ peopwe flock ^-^ to >_> him. +KING HENRY. Let's levy x3 men ÚwÚ and beat him xDD back again. +CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe x3 fiwe :3 is >_> quickwy :33 twodden out, +>w< Which, being OwO suffew'd, wivews cannyot quench. +:3 WAWWICK. UwU In OwO Wawwickshiwe I ^.^ have true-hearted fwiends, +:3 Nyot mutinyous in :3 peace, ÚwÚ yet bowd in waw; +Those uWu wiww I uWu mustew uWu up, ÚwÚ and thou, :3 son Clarence, +Shalt :33 stiw OwO up in Suffowk, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ Kent, +The knyights ÚwÚ and gentlemen ^-^ to come with thee. +uWu Thou, bwothew :3 Montague, in ^w^ Buckingham, +UwU Nyowthampton, ÚwÚ and in :3 Weicestewshiwe, ^-^ shawt find +Men ;;w;; weww ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to hear what :3 thou x3 command'st. +And thou, bwave Oxford, :3 wondwous ;;w;; weww >_< bewov'd, +UwU In Oxfowdshiwe ^-^ shawt uWu mustew OwO up >w< thy >_< fwiends. +UwU My suvweign, with OwO the :33 woving >_< citizens, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< iswand girt in with OwO the :33 ocean +Ow modest xDD Dian UwU ciwcwed with xDD hew nymphs, +:33 Shaww west in UwU Wondon ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we come ^-^ to >_> him. +^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wepwy. +Faweweww, my sovereign. +KING HENRY. Faweweww, my >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and my Twoy's OwO twue :33 hope. +CWAWENCE. UwU In >w< sign >_> of truth, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand. +KING HENRY. uWu Weww-minded Clarence, >w< be :3 thou fortunate! +>_< MONTAGUE. >w< Comfowt, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. +OXFOWD. >_< [Kissing OwO the UwU KING'S band] And ;;w;; thus I >w< seaw my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid +^.^ adieu. +KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet Oxford, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving :3 Montague, +And >w< aww at once, UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a x3 happy faweweww. +:3 WAWWICK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lords; wet's ^.^ meet at ;;w;; Cuvntwy. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW +KING HENRY. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the :33 pawace uWu wiww I west :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. +Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, what OwO thinks >_> youw :33 wowdship? +x3 Methinks OwO the power UwU that >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath in field +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be able ^-^ to uWu encountew x3 minye. +EXETER. The x3 doubt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww seduce OwO the ^-^ west. +KING HENRY. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fear; my meed ;;w;; hath ^w^ got me :3 fame: +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot stopp'd >_< minye ears ^-^ to theiw ^w^ demands, +Nyow >w< posted x3 off theiw ÚwÚ suits with uWu swow >_< deways; +UwU My ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >_< been balm ^-^ to ^w^ heaw theiw uWu wounds, +UwU My :33 miwdnyess ;;w;; hath xDD awway'd theiw ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ gwiefs, +UwU My UwU mewcy dried theiw water-flowing teaws; +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been xDD desiwous >_> of theiw :33 weawth, +Nyow >w< much xDD oppwess'd them with gweat ^w^ subsidies, +Nyow :3 fowwawd >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< though uWu they >w< much uWu eww'd. +;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd uWu they love >_< Edwawd ^-^ mowe than x3 me? +No, ^.^ Exetew, ^.^ these gwaces challenge ÚwÚ gwace; +And, when OwO the x3 wion UwU fawns x3 upon OwO the ^w^ wamb, +The ÚwÚ wamb uWu wiww never OwO cease ^-^ to follow >_> him. +OwO [Shout within 'A xDD Wancastew! OwO A Lancaster!'] +EXETER. Hawk, x3 hawk, my wowd! What shouts awe ^w^ these? + +x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +KING >_< EDWAWD. Seize uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ shame-fac'd Henry, bear him >_> hence; +And UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim OwO us UwU King >_> of Engwand. +You awe OwO the uWu fount UwU that makes small >w< bwooks ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. +Nyow stops >w< thy UwU spwing; my ÚwÚ sea uWu shaww x3 suck them >_> dwy, +And sweww OwO so >w< much OwO the highew uWu by theiw ebb. +>_< Hence with him ^-^ to OwO the Towew: let him ^.^ nyot speak. +>_< Exeunt >w< some with KING :33 HENWY +And, x3 wowds, towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, +:3 Whewe pewemptowy Warwick :3 nyow remains. +The >_< sun uWu shinyes hot; :3 and, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; use deway, +Cold >_> biting winter x3 maws ^-^ ouw uWu hop'd-fow ^.^ hay. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Away :3 betimes, before his fowces uWu join, +And UwU take OwO the >_< gweat-gwown >_> twaitow unawares. +xDD Bwave wawwiows, mawch ;;w;; amain towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +;;w;; Cuvntwy + +x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ;;w;; COVENTWY, two MESSENGERS, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws + +:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ Oxfowd? +OwO How :3 faw x3 hence :3 is >w< thy lord, >_< minye >w< honyest fewwow? +OwO FIWST MESSENGEW. By :3 this at Dunsmowe, marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 is ^-^ ouw bwothew Montague? +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom Montague? +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. By :3 this at ÚwÚ Daintwy, with :3 a uWu puissant troop. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD SOMEWVIWWE + +:3 WAWWICK. Say, Somerville, what :33 says my :33 woving xDD son? +And uWu by >w< thy ^.^ guess how uWu nyigh :3 is uWu Cwawence ^w^ nyow? +SOMERVILLE. ^.^ At Southam I >_> did xDD weave him with his fowces, +And ^-^ do OwO expect him here >w< some two ^w^ houws ^-^ hence. +[Drum heard] +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then uWu Cwawence :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his drum. +SOMERVILLE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot his, my ^w^ wowd; here Southam wies. +The uWu dwum >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ heaws mawcheth ^-^ fwom Warwick. +:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who shouwd UwU that x3 be? Belike uWu unwook'd uWu fow >_< fwiends. +SOMERVILLE. ^.^ They awe at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >_> quickwy know. + +xDD Mawch. :33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, +ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +KING >_< EDWAWD. Go, ^.^ twumpet, ^-^ to OwO the wawws, ÚwÚ and :33 sound :3 a >w< pawwe. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ See how OwO the suwwy Warwick ;;w;; mans OwO the wall. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 O unbid :33 spite! ^-^ Is UwU spowtfuw >_< Edwawd ^.^ come? +:3 Whewe >w< swept ^-^ ouw ;;w;; scouts ^w^ ow how awe uWu they ^w^ seduc'd +:33 That ^-^ we :33 couwd hear nyo UwU nyews >_> of his repair? +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; ope OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, +^w^ Speak gentwe x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and humbly ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, +^-^ Caww >_< Edwawd ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ hands UwU beg ^.^ mewcy? +And ^.^ he uWu shaww pawdon ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these outwages. +:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, xDD wiwt :3 thou dwaw >w< thy fowces hence, +:3 Confess ^-^ who xDD set ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ thee down, +^-^ Caww Warwick >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and >w< be penyitent? +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt still >_< wemain OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I thought, at >_> weast, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the x3 King; +Ow >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ jest x3 against his x3 wiww? +:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ dukedom, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy OwO gift? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu fow :3 a UwU poow earl ^-^ to >w< give. +I'll ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee service uWu fow OwO so good :3 a xDD gift. +:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that >_> gave OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ to >w< thy brother. +KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU Why then 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if uWu but uWu by xDD Wawwick's xDD gift. +:3 WAWWICK. Thou art nyo Atlas uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a :3 weight; +And, ^-^ weakwing, Warwick ^-^ takes his >_> gift ÚwÚ again; +And ^-^ Henwy :3 is my ;;w;; King, Warwick his ^w^ subject. +KING >_< EDWAWD. But xDD Wawwick's ;;w;; king :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD pwisonyew. +And, x3 gawwant UwU Wawwick, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ answew :33 this: +What :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body when OwO the head :3 is off? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, UwU that Warwick xDD had nyo ^-^ mowe forecast, +But, whiwes ^.^ he ^w^ thought ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the >w< singwe ten, +The ;;w;; king ÚwÚ was slily xDD fingew'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO deck! +You weft UwU poow ^-^ Henwy at OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's :3 pawace, +And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ you'ww ^.^ meet him in OwO the :33 Towew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; ÚwÚ yet you awe Warwick ^.^ stiww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, UwU take OwO the time; knyeew down, knyeew down. +;;w;; Nyay, when? Stwike nyow, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the iwon cools. +:3 WAWWICK. I xDD had wathew ^-^ chop :3 this hand x3 off at :3 a bwow, +And with OwO the uWu othew fling ^.^ it at >w< thy ;;w;; face, +>w< Than bear OwO so low :3 a sail ^-^ to strike ^-^ to thee. +KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Saiw how :3 thou x3 canst, ^.^ have ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide >w< thy OwO fwiend, +:3 This ;;w;; hand, fast x3 wound about >w< thy coal-black >_> haiw, +OwO Shaww, whiwes >w< thy head :3 is warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ÚwÚ cut OwO off, +x3 Wwite in OwO the ^.^ dust :3 this >_< sentence with >w< thy bwood: +UwU 'Wind-changing Warwick :3 nyow can >_> change nyo :3 mowe.' + +x3 Entew OXFORD, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +:3 WAWWICK. :3 O cheerful colours! ^w^ See xDD whewe ÚwÚ Oxfowd comes. +OXFOWD. Oxford, Oxford, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! +:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates awe ^.^ open, let OwO us ÚwÚ entew ^w^ too. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ So uWu othew :33 foes ^-^ may xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw :33 backs. +Stand ^-^ we in good awway, uWu fow uWu they nyo x3 doubt +uWu Wiww xDD issue >_< out UwU again ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ battwe; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :33 city being uWu but >_> of small uWu defence, +>w< We'ww x3 quietwy ;;w;; wouse OwO the ^-^ twaitows in OwO the OwO same. +:3 WAWWICK. :33 O, welcome, Oxford! uWu fow ^-^ we UwU want >w< thy uWu hewp. + +x3 Entew :33 MONTAGUE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +>_< MONTAGUE. :3 Montague, :3 Montague, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! +:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew uWu both uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu tweason +>_< Even with OwO the ;;w;; deawest UwU bwood >_> youw OwO bodies OwO beaw. +KING >_< EDWAWD. The x3 hawdew uWu match'd, OwO the gweatew >_< victowy. +UwU My :33 mind UwU pwesageth x3 happy >_< gain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conquest. + +x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +SOMEWSET. >w< Somewset, >w< Somewset, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! +:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Two >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, uWu both :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, +>_< Have :3 sowd theiw ;;w;; wives x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk; +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO the third, ^-^ if :3 this >_< swowd howd. + +x3 Entew CWAWENCE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +:3 WAWWICK. And :33 wo xDD whewe xDD Geowge >_> of uWu Cwawence sweeps awong, +x3 Of x3 fowce enough ^-^ to ;;w;; bid his bwothew ÚwÚ battwe; +x3 With xDD whom OwO an UwU upwight x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^.^ pwevaiws +Mowe than OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_< bwothew's wuv. +CWAWENCE. Clarence, Clarence, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! +KING >_< EDWAWD. Et tu >w< Bwute- xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 stab Caesar too? +OwO A ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to xDD Geowge >_> of UwU Cwawence. +>_< [Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and CLARENCE whisper] +:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Come, Clarence, come. Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ if Warwick :3 caww. +CWAWENCE. [Taking OwO the wed wose ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing +^.^ it at WAWWICK] +Father >_> of UwU Wawwick, xDD knyow you what :3 this ;;w;; means? +Wook ;;w;; hewe, I thwow my OwO infamy at thee. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ruinate my >_< fathew's OwO house, +OwO Who >_> gave his UwU bwood ^-^ to lime OwO the >w< stonyes togethew, +And xDD set OwO up UwU Wancastew. ÚwÚ Why, xDD twowest thou, UwU Wawwick, +:33 That uWu Cwawence :3 is OwO so xDD hawsh, OwO so uWu bwunt, unnyatuwaw, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ bend OwO the :33 fataw xDD instwuments >_> of OwO waw +uWu Against his bwothew ÚwÚ and his lawful ^.^ King? +Perhaps :3 thou xDD wiwt object my holy uWu oath. +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep UwU that OwO oath ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe :3 impiety +>w< Than OwO Jephtha when ^.^ he uWu sacwific'd his daughter. +I x3 am OwO so >_< sowwy uWu fow my ÚwÚ twespass :3 made +That, ^-^ to deserve ;;w;; weww at my >_< bwothew's x3 hands, +I here :3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf >w< thy x3 mowtaw ^.^ foe; +x3 With wesowution whereso'er I ^.^ meet ^w^ thee- +UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 stiw uWu abwoad- +ÚwÚ To pwague ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; fouw misweading >_> me. +And so, proud-hearted UwU Wawwick, I :33 defy ^.^ thee, +And ^-^ to my bwothew xDD tuwn my :33 bwushing ^w^ cheeks. +Pawdon uWu me, Edwawd, I uWu wiww ^-^ make amends; +And, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 fwown x3 upon my fauwts, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ unconstant. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow ^-^ wewcome :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >_< bewov'd, +>w< Than ^-^ if :3 thou never xDD hadst deserv'd ^-^ ouw OwO hate. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, good Clarence; :3 this :3 is brother-like. +:3 WAWWICK. :3 O >_< passing >w< twaitow, :33 pewjuw'd ÚwÚ and UwU unjust! +KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave die ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fight? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we beat OwO the >w< stonyes about UwU thinye ;;w;; eaws? +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Awas, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 coop'd here uWu fow ÚwÚ defence! +I uWu wiww away towards >_< Bawnyet ÚwÚ pwesentwy +And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee battwe, Edwawd, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. +KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, >_< Edwawd dawes ÚwÚ and weads OwO the way. +>w< Wowds, ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! +>_< Exeunt OwO YOWKISTS +[March. uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and his >_> company ^.^ fowwow] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe ;;w;; nyeaw >_< Bawnyet + +:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and excursions. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth >w< WAWWICK, >_< wounded + +KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. ^.^ Die thou, ÚwÚ and die ^-^ ouw fear; +>_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< bug UwU that >_< feaw'd OwO us all. +Nyow, :3 Montague, ^-^ sit uWu fast; I >w< seek uWu fow ^.^ thee, +:33 That xDD Wawwick's bones ^-^ may ^-^ keep UwU thinye :33 company. Exit +:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ah, ^-^ who :3 is nyigh? Come ^-^ to uWu me, fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, +And tell me ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; victow, uWu Yowk ^w^ ow >_< Wawwick? +UwU Why ÚwÚ ask I ÚwÚ that? UwU My OwO mangwed ÚwÚ body shows, +UwU My blood, my UwU want >_> of UwU stwength, my uWu sick OwO heawt shows, +:33 That I >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth +And, uWu by my fall, OwO the :3 conquest ^-^ to my ÚwÚ foe. +ÚwÚ Thus >w< yiewds OwO the >_> cedaw ^-^ to OwO the axe's >_> edge, +uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms >_> gave shewtew ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, +^.^ Undew uWu whose shade OwO the wamping x3 wion slept, +uWu Whose :33 top-bwanch uvwpeew'd ÚwÚ Juv's spreading twee +And ^-^ kept low UwU shwubs ^-^ fwom wintew's :33 pow'wfuw wind. +^.^ These >_> eyes, UwU that :3 nyow awe dimm'd with >_> death's bwack veil, +>_< Have >_< been as ^.^ piewcing as OwO the ^-^ mid-day >_< sun +ÚwÚ To >_> seawch OwO the >w< secwet treasons >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +The wrinkles in my ^-^ bwows, :3 nyow fill'd with blood, +Were ^.^ wik'nyed ^w^ oft ^-^ to >w< kingwy :33 sepuwchwes; +>_< Fow ^-^ who uWu wiv'd ;;w;; King, uWu but I :33 couwd :3 dig his grave? +And ^-^ who durst >_> smiwe when Warwick bent his brow? +Lo :3 nyow my >_> gwowy UwU smeaw'd in ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and blood! +UwU My ;;w;; pawks, my xDD wawks, my manors, UwU that I ^-^ had, +>_< Even :3 nyow >_> fowsake me; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww my x3 wands +^-^ Is nyothing weft me uWu but my body's length. +what :3 is uWu pomp, UwU wuwe, x3 weign, uWu but :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :33 dust? +And live ^-^ we how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ÚwÚ yet die ^-^ we :3 must. + +x3 Entew :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET + +SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, Warwick! ^w^ wewt :3 thou as ^-^ we awe, +We UwU might >_< wecuvw >w< aww ^-^ ouw woss again. +The Queen ^-^ fwom Fwance ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :3 a uWu puissant powew; +>_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we heard OwO the news. xDD Ah, uWu couwdst :3 thou ;;w;; fwy! +:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why then, I would ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. xDD Ah, :3 Montague, +>w< If :3 thou >w< be there, ^w^ sweet :33 bwothew, UwU take my ;;w;; hand, +And with >w< thy lips ^-^ keep in my ^w^ souw :3 a whiwe! +Thou lov'st me not; for, :33 bwothew, ^-^ if :3 thou >_> didst, +x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws would wash :3 this x3 cowd xDD congeawed UwU bwood +:33 That ^w^ gwues my lips ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. +Come ÚwÚ quickwy, :3 Montague, ^w^ ow I x3 am UwU dead. +SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, Warwick! Montague ;;w;; hath breath'd his xDD wast; +And ^-^ to OwO the :3 watest gasp :3 cwied >_< out uWu fow UwU Wawwick, +And ^w^ said 'Commend me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ vawiant brother.' +And ^-^ mowe ^.^ he would ^.^ have said; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ he spoke, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ sounded >_< wike :3 a clamour in :3 a x3 vauwt, +:33 That mought ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 distinguish'd; uWu but at ^w^ wast, +I ;;w;; weww UwU might OwO heaw, UwU dewivewed with :3 a groan, +'O ^.^ faweweww, >w< Wawwick!' +:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet west his UwU souw! >w< Fwy, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :33 save yourselves: +>_< Fow Warwick >_< bids you >w< aww ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to ^.^ meet in >_< heaven. +;;w;; [Dies] +OXFOWD. Away, ^w^ away, ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Queen's gweat ^.^ powew! +[Hewe uWu they bear away his body] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING in >w< twiumph; with GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and OwO the west + +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >_< keeps OwO an ^.^ upwawd ^.^ couwse, +And ^-^ we awe gwac'd with >_< wweaths >_> of >_< victowy. +But in OwO the midst >_> of :3 this >_> bwight-shinying :3 day +I UwU spy :3 a :3 bwack, suspicious, x3 thweat'nying cwoud +:33 That uWu wiww uWu encountew with ^-^ ouw ^w^ gwowious >_< sun +Ewe ^.^ he attain his :33 easefuw :3 westewn ÚwÚ bed- +I >_> mean, my x3 wowds, x3 those >w< powews UwU that OwO the Queen +;;w;; Hath rais'd in x3 Gawwia ^.^ have awwiv'd ^-^ ouw >w< coast +And, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, mawch uWu on ^-^ to fight with ÚwÚ us. +CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe gale uWu wiww >_> soon >_> dispewse UwU that cwoud +And blow ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the souwce ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ it :33 came; +x3 Thy vewy beams uWu wiww OwO dwy x3 those ^w^ vapouws uWu up, +>_< Fow every cwoud engenders ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ stowm. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Queen :3 is vawued OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, +And >w< Somewset, with Oxford, xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 hew. +>w< If ^.^ she ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to x3 bweathe, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd +Her >w< faction uWu wiww >w< be :33 fuww as >w< stwong as ^-^ ouws. +KING >_< EDWAWD. awe ;;w;; advewtis'd uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 woving fwiends +:33 That uWu they ^-^ do howd theiw ^-^ couwse towawd ^w^ Tewksbuwy; +xDD We, having :3 nyow OwO the :33 best at >_< Bawnyet field, +uWu Wiww thithew stwaight, uWu fow willingness >_< wids OwO way; +And as ^-^ we mawch ^-^ ouw OwO stwength uWu wiww >w< be x3 augmented +UwU In every uWu county as ^-^ we >w< go awong. +Stwike OwO up OwO the ^-^ dwum; x3 cwy 'Courage!' ÚwÚ and >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +xDD Pwains wear >w< Tewksbuwy + +:33 Fwouwish. xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 SOMEWSET, OXFORD, +ÚwÚ and SOLDIERS + +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Great x3 wowds, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw +loss, +But cheewwy >w< seek how ^-^ to redress theiw harms. +What >w< though OwO the :33 mast >w< be :3 nyow xDD bwown ^-^ uvwboawd, +The ^-^ cabwe UwU bwoke, OwO the holding-anchor lost, +And half ^-^ ouw :33 saiwows swawwow'd in OwO the OwO fwood; +>_> Yet ;;w;; wives ^-^ ouw :33 piwot ^.^ stiww. :3 Is't ^.^ meet UwU that ^.^ he +;;w;; Shouwd xDD weave OwO the helm :3 and, >_< wike :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> wad, +x3 With uWu teawfuw eyes ÚwÚ add >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea +And ^w^ give ^-^ mowe OwO stwength ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD too :33 much; +uWu Whiwes, in his :3 moan, OwO the ;;w;; ship spwits uWu on OwO the rock, +^w^ Which industwy ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; sav'd? +xDD Ah, what :3 a OwO shame! ÚwÚ ah, what :3 a fauwt ;;w;; wewe x3 this! +Say Warwick ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw anchor; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +And Montague ^-^ ouw UwU top-mast; what >_> of OwO him? +Our >_< swaught'wed fwiends OwO the tackles; what >_> of ^w^ these? +ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Oxfowd here another anchor? +And Somerset another ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ mast? +The fwiends >_> of Fwance ^-^ ouw ^-^ shwouds ÚwÚ and ^.^ tackwings? +And, >w< though unskiwfuw, x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO Nyed ÚwÚ and I +>_< Fow UwU once >_< awwow'd OwO the >w< skiwfuw pilot's :33 chawge? +We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the helm ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, +But ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, >w< though OwO the xDD wough ^.^ wind uWu say no, +From OwO shewves ÚwÚ and wocks UwU that ^.^ thweaten OwO us with UwU wweck, +UwU As good ^-^ to ^w^ chide OwO the xDD waves as speak them x3 faiw. +And what :3 is >_< Edwawd uWu but :3 a ruthless ^-^ sea? +What uWu Cwawence uWu but :3 a quicksand >_> of deceit? +And Richard uWu but :3 a ^.^ wagged :33 fataw >w< wock? +^-^ Aww ^.^ these OwO the >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU poow bark. +Say you can uWu swim; alas, 'tis uWu but :3 a whiwe! +OwO Twead uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sand; >_> why, there you >_> quickwy sink. +Bestride OwO the :3 wock; OwO the >_< tide uWu wiww wash you OwO off, +Ow ewse you ;;w;; famish- that's :3 a threefold :33 death. +:3 This speak OwO I, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let you >w< undewstand, +>w< If UwU case >w< some ^-^ onye >_> of you would UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< us, +:33 That :33 thewe's nyo uWu hop'd-fow UwU mewcy with OwO the bwothews +Mowe than with ruthless xDD waves, with >w< sands, ÚwÚ and rocks. +ÚwÚ Why, :33 couwage OwO then! What cannyot >w< be :3 avoided +'Twewe ^w^ chiwdish ;;w;; weaknyess ^-^ to >_> wament ^w^ ow fear. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Methinks :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant spirit +Shouwd, ^-^ if :3 a cowawd hear xDD hew speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, +>w< Infuse his uWu bweast with magnyanyimity +And ^-^ make him ^.^ nyaked :33 foiw :3 a >_> man-at-awms. +I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this as ^-^ doubting ^-^ any xDD hewe; +>_< Fow >_> did I uWu but :3 suspect :3 a xDD feawfuw man, +ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go away :3 betimes, +Lest in ^-^ ouw :3 nyeed ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ infect another +And ^-^ make him >_> of OwO the >_< wike spirit ^-^ to :3 himsewf. +>w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- as :3 God :33 fowbid!- +>_> Wet him xDD depawt before ^-^ we :3 nyeed his uWu hewp. +OXFOWD. xDD Women ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 a :3 couwage, +And ;;w;; wawwiows :3 faint! ÚwÚ Why, 'twere x3 pewpetuaw >w< shame. +:3 O bwave x3 young Prince! >w< thy :3 famous ÚwÚ gwandfathew +^-^ Doth live UwU again in thee. Wong uWu mayst :3 thou OwO Eve +ÚwÚ To bear his ^.^ image ÚwÚ and ^.^ wenyew his glories! +SOMEWSET. And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight uWu fow such :3 a hope, +uWu Go UwU home ^-^ to bed :3 and, >_< wike OwO the oww uWu by day, +>w< If ^.^ he awise, >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ and wond'red OwO at. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Somerset; ^w^ sweet Oxford, :33 thanks. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And UwU take his ^w^ thanks UwU that ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath nyothing >w< ewse. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, x3 wowds, uWu fow >_< Edwawd :3 is at hand +ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; OwO thewefowe >w< be resolute. +OXFOWD. I ^w^ thought nyo less. ^w^ It :3 is his powicy +ÚwÚ To haste ;;w;; thus :3 fast, ^-^ to find OwO us :33 unpwovided. +SOMEWSET. But :33 he's ^-^ deceiv'd; ^-^ we awe in xDD weadinyess. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 This >_< cheews my xDD heawt, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw forwardness. +OXFOWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ battwe; x3 hence ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot budge. + +^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. OwO Entew, at :3 a :33 distance, KING ^-^ EDWAWD, +GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Bwave xDD fowwowews, :33 yondew ^-^ stands OwO the :33 thowny >_> wood +>w< Which, uWu by OwO the heavens' ;;w;; assistance ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU stwength, +Must uWu by OwO the woots >w< be >_> hewn OwO up ÚwÚ yet ewe ^-^ nyight. +I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe fuel ^-^ to >_> youw fire, +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot ye ^-^ bwaze ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. +>w< Give signal ^-^ to OwO the fight, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Wowds, knights, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what I shouwd uWu say +UwU My ;;w;; teaws gainsay; uWu fow every >_> wowd I ÚwÚ speak, +uWu Ye >_> see, I dwink OwO the >w< watew >_> of my >w< eye. +:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: Henry, >_> youw suvweign, +^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ foe; his OwO state xDD usuwp'd, +His >_< weawm :3 a ;;w;; swaughtew-house, his uWu subjects slain, +His :33 statutes UwU canceww'd, ÚwÚ and his >_> tweasuwe >_< spent; +And :33 yondew :3 is OwO the ^.^ wowf UwU that makes :3 this spoil. +You fight in :33 justice. >_> Then, in God's uWu nyame, x3 wowds, +Be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. +OwO Awawum, retreat, excursions. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and fowces, +x3 With ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, prisoners + +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow here :3 a UwU pewiod >_> of ÚwÚ tumuwtuous broils. +:3 Away with ÚwÚ Oxfowd ^-^ to ^w^ Hames >_> Castwe ;;w;; stwaight; +>_< Fow >w< Somewset, x3 off with his OwO guiwty head. +Go, bear them >_> hence; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear them speak. +OXFOWD. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe ÚwÚ thee with wowds. +SOMEWSET. Nyow OwO I, uWu but uWu stoop with >_< patience ^-^ to my xDD fowtunye. +>_< Exeunt :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, >_> guawded +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So part ^-^ we :3 sadwy in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU wowwd, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet with ^.^ joy in ^w^ sweet UwU Jewusawem. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is proclamation :3 made UwU that ^-^ who ^.^ finds >_< Edwawd +:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU high uWu wewawd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he his x3 wife? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 wo xDD whewe youthfuw >_< Edwawd comes. + +x3 Entew soldiers, with PRINCE EDWAWD + +KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the x3 gawwant; let OwO us hear him speak. +>_> What, can OwO so x3 young :3 a man begin ^-^ to prick? +Edwawd, what satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make +>_< Fow beawing uWu awms, uWu fow stiwwing OwO up my :33 subjects, +And >w< aww OwO the twoubwe :3 thou x3 hast tuwn'd me UwU to? +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a :3 subject, >_> pwoud ambitious ^w^ Yowk. +Suppose UwU that I x3 am :3 nyow my >_< fathew's ^-^ mouth; +;;w;; Wesign >w< thy ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe I ^.^ stand knyeew thou, +>w< Whiwst I uWu pwopose OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO the +>w< Which, >w< twaitow, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ answew x3 to. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Ah, UwU that >w< thy fathew xDD had >_< been OwO so x3 wesowv'd! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That you UwU might still ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the petticoat +And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have stow'n OwO the bweech ^-^ fwom UwU Wancastew. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >_> Wet >_> Aesop >w< fabwe in :3 a wintew's >_< nyight; +His currish ;;w;; widdwe OwO sowts ^.^ nyot with :3 this :3 pwace. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. By UwU heaven, ^-^ bwat, I'll pwague ye uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwague ^-^ to ^-^ men. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, UwU take away :3 this :33 captive ^.^ scowd. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take away :3 this scolding cwookback >_< wathew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Peace, wilful OwO boy, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. +CWAWENCE. OwO Untutow'd >_> wad, :3 thou art xDD too malapert. +PRINCE >_< OF WALES. I xDD knyow my xDD duty; you awe >w< aww undutifuw. +:3 Wascivious Edwawd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 pewjuw'd >_> Geowge, +And :3 thou uWu misshapen ;;w;; Dick, I tell ye >w< aww +I x3 am >_> youw :3 bettew, ^-^ twaitows as ye ;;w;; awe; +And :3 thou ^.^ usuwp'st my >_< fathew's ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and x3 minye. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take UwU that, OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 this ^.^ waiwew here. +>_> [Stabs xDD him] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Spwaww'st thou? ;;w;; Take UwU that, ^-^ to ^-^ end >w< thy agony. +>_> [Stabs xDD him] +CWAWENCE. And :33 thewe's uWu fow ^w^ twitting me with UwU pewjuwy. +>_> [Stabs xDD him] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, :33 kiww me OwO too! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. ^-^ [Offews ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 hew] +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ Wichawd, howd; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ much. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she live ^-^ to fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with wowds? +KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, doth ^.^ she :33 swoon? ;;w;; Use :3 means uWu fow xDD hew recovery. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Clarence, ;;w;; excuse me ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my brother. +I'll x3 hence ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu on :3 a uWu sewious matter; +Ewe ye come there, >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to hear >w< some news. +CWAWENCE. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Tower! OwO the Tower! Exit +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O ^-^ Nyed, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Nyed, speak ^-^ to >w< thy mothew, :33 boy! +OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak? :3 O >_> twaitows! ^-^ muwdewews! +^.^ They UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Caesar shed nyo UwU bwood at aww, +OwO Did ^.^ nyot offend, :3 nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy blame, +>w< If :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to >w< equaw it. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ man: this, in :33 wespect, :3 a x3 chiwd; +And x3 men :33 nye'ew uWu spend theiw :3 fuwy uWu on :3 a chiwd. +What's >_< wowse than >w< muwdewew, UwU that I ^-^ may name it? +No, no, my OwO heawt uWu wiww buwst, OwO an ^-^ if I UwU speak- +And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that OwO so my OwO heawt ^-^ may burst. +OwO Butchews ÚwÚ and ^-^ viwwains! bwoody cannyibaws! +OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a >_> pwant ^.^ have you ;;w;; untimewy >_< cwopp'd! +You ^.^ have nyo ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU butchews, ^-^ if you ^-^ had, +The ^w^ thought >_> of them would ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up UwU wemowse. +But ^-^ if you >w< evew uWu chance ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO chiwd, +Wook in his xDD youth ^-^ to ^.^ have him OwO so ÚwÚ cut x3 off +As, x3 deathsmen, you ^.^ have x3 wid :3 this ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince! +KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew; ÚwÚ go, bear xDD hew x3 hence UwU pewfowce. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, never bear me >_> hence; uWu dispatch me here. +;;w;; Hewe OwO sheathe >w< thy swowd; I'll pawdon ÚwÚ thee my :33 death. +>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? >_> Then, Clarence, ^-^ do ^.^ it >w< thou. +CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO ease. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Good Clarence, do; ^w^ sweet Clarence, ^-^ do :3 thou ^-^ do it. +CWAWENCE. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear me uWu sweaw I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou usest ^-^ to forswear thysewf. +ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD sin OwO befowe, uWu but :3 nyow 'tis >_> chawity. +>_< What! xDD wiwt :3 thou not? :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that devil's uWu butchew, +Hawd-favouw'd Wichawd? ÚwÚ Wichawd, xDD whewe art thou? +Thou art ^.^ nyot here. Murder :3 is >w< thy >_> awms-deed; +^.^ Petitionyews uWu fow UwU bwood :3 thou :33 nye'ew put'st ^-^ back. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Away, I ^w^ say; I chawge ye bear xDD hew ^-^ hence. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So come ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws as ^-^ to :3 this pwince. +Exit, wed >_< out :33 fowcibwy +KING >_< EDWAWD. Where's Richard gonye? +CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To London, >w< aww in :33 post; :3 and, as I uWu guess, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a bwoody ^w^ suppew in OwO the :33 Towew. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< He's >_> sudden, ^-^ if :3 a xDD thing comes in his head. +Nyow mawch ^-^ we ^-^ hence. :3 Dischawge OwO the ^w^ common sort +x3 With pay ÚwÚ and :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and wet's away ^-^ to UwU Wondon +And UwU see ^-^ ouw gentwe queen how ;;w;; weww ^.^ she ;;w;; fawes. +By this, I hope, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 son uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Wondon. The >w< Towew + +x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW with OwO the LIEUTENANT, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good day, my :33 wowd. >_> What, at >_> youw book OwO so >w< hawd? +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, my good wowd- my lord, I shouwd uWu say >_< wathew. +^.^ 'Tis xDD sin ^-^ to fwattew; OwO 'good' ÚwÚ was wittwe ^w^ bettew. +'Good :3 Gwoucestew' ÚwÚ and ^w^ 'good ÚwÚ deviw' ;;w;; wewe awike, +And uWu both :3 pwepostewous; ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ nyot ^w^ 'good wowd.' +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ouwsewves; ^-^ we >w< must xDD confew. +Exit ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT +KING HENRY. ^w^ So flies OwO the reckless shephewd ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf; +^w^ So ^.^ fiwst OwO the harmless ;;w;; sheep doth ÚwÚ yiewd his >_> fweece, +And next his ^w^ thwoat x3 unto OwO the :3 butchew's knife. +What scene >_> of death ;;w;; hath :3 Woscius :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< act? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Suspicion :33 awways >w< haunts OwO the OwO guiwty mind: +The ^w^ thief doth ;;w;; feaw OwO each :3 bush OwO an uWu officew. +KING HENRY. The biwd UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wimed in :3 a :3 bush +x3 With :3 twembwing x3 wings >w< misdoubteth every ;;w;; bush; +And OwO I, OwO the hapwess mawe ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet bird, +>_< Have :3 nyow OwO the :33 fataw object in my eye +:3 Whewe my UwU poow x3 young ÚwÚ was :3 wim'd, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ caught, ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a peevish OwO foow ÚwÚ was UwU that >_> of Cwete +:33 That ^w^ taught his :3 son OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a fowl! +And >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww his UwU wings, OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ was dwown'd. +KING HENRY. OwO I, xDD Daedawus; my UwU poow OwO boy, Icarus; +x3 Thy fathew, Minos, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ^-^ ouw couwse; +The >_< sun UwU that sear'd OwO the x3 wings >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, +x3 Thy bwothew ^-^ Edwawd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the ÚwÚ sea +uWu Whose ÚwÚ envious >w< guwf >_> did swawwow OwO up his wife. +xDD Ah, :33 kiww me with >w< thy >_< weapon, ^.^ nyot with UwU wowds! +UwU My uWu bweast can better ^.^ bwook >w< thy daggew's point +>w< Than can my ears UwU that ;;w;; twagic >w< histowy. +But xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ come? :3 Is't uWu fow my x3 wife? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO an ÚwÚ executionyew? +KING HENRY. OwO A persecutor I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou awt. +>w< If ^w^ muwdewing innocents >w< be x3 executing, +ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou awe OwO an UwU executionyew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Thy :3 son I xDD kiww'd uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. +KING HENRY. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been xDD kiww'd when ^.^ fiwst :3 thou didst xDD pwesume, +Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a :3 son >_> of x3 minye. +And ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ pwophesy, UwU that many :3 a ^w^ thousand +^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ mistwust nyo uWu pawcew >_> of my feaw, +And many OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and many :3 a >_< widow's, +And many OwO an owphan's water-standing eye- +Men uWu fow theiw OwO sons, ;;w;; wives uWu fow theiw ;;w;; husbands, +^-^ Owphans uWu fow theiw x3 pawents' ^.^ timewess >_> death- +:33 Shaww :33 wue OwO the hour UwU that >w< evew :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. +The oww uWu shwiek'd at >w< thy ^.^ biwth- OwO an evil >_< sign; +The UwU nyight-cwow cwied, uWu aboding ^-^ wuckwess time; +Dogs howl'd, ÚwÚ and hideous ^w^ tempest shook ;;w;; down uWu twees; +The raven ^.^ wook'd xDD hew uWu on OwO the chimnyey's >_< top, +And UwU chatt'wing :3 pies in dismaw discords OwO sung; +x3 Thy mothew ;;w;; fewt ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_> mothew's ÚwÚ pain, +And ÚwÚ yet ^w^ bwought :3 fowth less than :3 a >_> mothew's hope, +ÚwÚ To wit, OwO an ÚwÚ indigest ^w^ defowmed wump, +:3 Nyot >_< wike OwO the fwuit >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_< twee. +^-^ Teeth xDD hadst :3 thou in >w< thy head when :3 thou >_< wast :33 bown, +ÚwÚ To signify :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to bite OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +And ^-^ if OwO the west >w< be OwO twue ;;w;; which I ^.^ have heard, +Thou OwO cam'st- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll hear nyo more. ^w^ Die, :3 pwophet, in >w< thy xDD speech. +>_> [Stabs xDD him] +>_< Fow this, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the rest, ÚwÚ was I :33 owdain'd. +KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe slaughter aftew ÚwÚ this. +:33 O, :3 God forgive my x3 sins ÚwÚ and pawdon thee! ;;w;; [Dies] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, uWu wiww OwO the :3 aspiwing UwU bwood >_> of :3 Wancastew +Sink in OwO the ground? I ^w^ thought ^.^ it would ^.^ have mounted. +^w^ See how my >_< swowd ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow OwO the UwU poow King's :33 death. +:33 O, ^-^ may such xDD puwpwe ;;w;; teaws >w< be :33 awways shed +From x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the downfall >_> of ^-^ ouw house! +>w< If ^-^ any ^w^ spawk >_> of life >w< be ÚwÚ yet ^w^ wemainying, +^-^ Down, ;;w;; down ^-^ to x3 heww; ÚwÚ and uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thithew- +>_> [Stabs him again] +OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have neither pity, love, :3 nyow fear. +;;w;; Indeed, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ Henwy told me >w< of; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have >_< often heard my mothew uWu say +I came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd with my >w< wegs :3 fowwawd. +Had I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think >_< ye, ^-^ to ^-^ make haste +And >w< seek theiw ruin UwU that usuwp'd ^-^ ouw OwO wight? +The midwife wonder'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women :3 cwied +'O, ÚwÚ Jesus bless >w< us, ^.^ he :3 is :3 bown with UwU teeth!' +And OwO so I OwO was, ;;w;; which ^-^ pwainwy signified +:33 That I shouwd snyaww, ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the >_< dog. +>_> Then, >_< since OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have shap'd my ÚwÚ body so, +>_> Wet heww ^-^ make :33 cwook'd my :33 mind ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew it. +I ^.^ have nyo :33 bwothew, I x3 am >_< wike nyo brother; +And :3 this >_> wowd 'wuv,' ;;w;; which xDD gweybeawds caww >_> divinye, +Be wesident in x3 men >_< wike ^-^ onye another, +And ^.^ nyot in UwU me! I x3 am ^-^ mysewf awonye. +Clarence, ^-^ bewawe; :3 thou :33 keep'st me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, +But I uWu wiww sort :3 a ^.^ pitchy :3 day uWu fow thee; +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; buzz ÚwÚ abwoad such uWu pwophecies +:33 That >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be xDD feawfuw >_> of his life; +And then ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge his feaw, I'll >w< be >w< thy :33 death. +UwU King ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince his :3 son awe gone. +Clarence, >w< thy xDD tuwn :3 is nyext, ÚwÚ and then OwO the west; +;;w;; Counting ^-^ mysewf uWu but OwO bad ÚwÚ tiww I >w< be >_> best. +I'll thwow >w< thy ÚwÚ body in another UwU woom, +And :3 twiumph, Henry, in >w< thy :3 day >_> of >w< doom. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, +^w^ HASTINGS, NyUWSE, with OwO the Young UwU PWINCE, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ^-^ sit in England's :33 woyaw thwonye, +Repurchas'd with OwO the UwU bwood >_> of enyemies. +What ÚwÚ vawiant :3 foemen, >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ autumn's :33 cown, +>_< Have ^-^ we mow'd ;;w;; down in :3 tops >_> of >w< aww theiw pwide! +>_< Thwee :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, threefold >w< wenyown'd +>_< Fow hawdy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted uWu champions; +>w< Two :3 Cwiffowds, as OwO the fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son; +And two xDD Nyowthumbewwands- two ;;w;; bwavew x3 men +:33 Nye'ew :33 spuww'd theiw coursers at OwO the trumpet's OwO sound; +x3 With them OwO the two bwave bears, Warwick ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, +:33 That in theiw xDD chains fettew'd OwO the >w< kingwy x3 wion +And :3 made OwO the fowest ^.^ twembwe when uWu they woaw'd. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< swept suspicion ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 seat +And :3 made ^-^ ouw footstoow >_> of x3 secuwity. +Come hithew, Bess, ÚwÚ and let me ÚwÚ kiss my ÚwÚ boy. +Young ^-^ Nyed, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye UwU uncwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +>_< Have in ^-^ ouw awmouws ^w^ watch'd OwO the wintew's night, +x3 Went >w< aww xDD afoot in ÚwÚ summew's xDD scawding ÚwÚ heat, +:33 That :3 thou might'st xDD wepossess OwO the :3 cwown in ^w^ peace; +And >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wabouws :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ gain. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I'll bwast his hawvest ^-^ if >_> youw head ;;w;; wewe :33 waid; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd uWu on in OwO the world. +:3 This shouwdew ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd OwO so OwO thick ^-^ to :33 heave; +And heave ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< some OwO weight ^w^ ow >_< bweak my ^-^ back. +OwO Wowk :3 thou OwO the ^-^ way- ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww execute. +KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gwoucestew, love my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; queen; +And ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >_< pwincewy nephew, bwothews >_> both. +CWAWENCE. The >_> duty UwU that I owe x3 unto >_> youw uWu Majesty +I >w< seaw x3 upon OwO the lips >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet ;;w;; babe. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe Clarence; >w< wowthy :33 bwothew, :33 thanks. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU that I love OwO the twee ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 thou uWu spwang'st, +>_> Witnyess OwO the :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss I ^w^ give OwO the fruit. +^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so uWu Judas kiss'd his ^w^ mastew +And :3 cwied 'Aww >_> haiw!' when as ^.^ he meant >w< aww hawm. +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow x3 am I seated as my ^w^ souw dewights, +Having my ^-^ countwy's xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wuvs. +CWAWENCE. What uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye with Margaret? +Reignier, xDD hew fathew, ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance +;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, +And UwU hithew ^.^ have uWu they x3 sent ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew uWu wansom. +KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +And :3 nyow what wests uWu but UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend OwO the UwU time +x3 With xDD statewy triumphs, mirthful OwO comic shows, +Such as uWu befits OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? +Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. Faweweww, ^w^ souw annoy! +>_< Fow ;;w;; hewe, I hope, begins ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wasting OwO joy. >_< Exeunt + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1611 + +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH +ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW OwO CAMPEIUS +^w^ CAPUCIUS, >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Empewow Charles ^-^ V +^.^ CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY +DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM +DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK ^.^ EAWW >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY +LORD CHAMBEWWAIN LORD CHANCEWWOW +:33 GAWDINyEW, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW +:3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCOWN LORD ^.^ ABEWGAVENNY +LORD >_> SANDYS ÚwÚ SIW :33 HENWY ^.^ GUIWDFOWD +ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ ANTHONY DENNY +ÚwÚ SIW xDD NyICHOWAS UwU VAUX SECWETAWIES ^-^ to ;;w;; Wowsey +x3 CWOMWEWW, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; Wowsey +>_< GWIFFITH, gentweman-ushew ^-^ to Queen Kathawinye +THWEE GENTLEMEN +DOCTOR >_> BUTTS, physician ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +>w< GAWTEW KING-AT-ARMS +SUWVEYOW ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham +BRANDON, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS +>w< DOOWKEEPEW x3 Of OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ;;w;; chambew +PORTER, ÚwÚ and his >_< MAN :3 PAGE ^-^ to UwU Gawdinyew +OwO A CRIER + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHAWINyE, UwU wife ^-^ to UwU King Henry, >w< aftewwawds >_> divowced +ANNyE BULLEN, xDD hew >_> Maid >_> of Honour, >w< aftewwawds Queen +OwO AN OwO OWD x3 WADY, fwiend ^-^ to >_> Annye Bullen +UwU PATIENCE, ^-^ woman ^-^ to Queen Kathawinye + +Wowd Mayor, Awdewmen, ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ and >w< Wadies in OwO the Dumb +^-^ Shows; xDD Women :33 attending x3 upon OwO the Queen; OwO Scwibes, +UwU Officews, ÚwÚ Guawds, ÚwÚ and uWu othew Attendants; >_> Spiwits + +SCENyE: + +London; UwU Westminstew; Kimbolton + + + +KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH + +OwO THE PROLOGUE. + +I come nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^-^ make you laugh; >w< things :3 nyow +:33 That bear :3 a ^-^ weighty ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu sewious brow, +:33 Sad, high, ÚwÚ and >_> wowking, :33 fuww >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and x3 woe, +Such x3 nyobwe OwO scenyes as dwaw OwO the eye ^-^ to flow, +We :3 nyow pwesent. Those UwU that can ^-^ pity here +uWu May, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, let ^-^ faww :3 a tear: +The :33 subject uWu wiww deserve it. Such as ^w^ give +Their money >_< out >_> of >w< hope uWu they ^-^ may believe +May here find >w< twuth ^w^ too. Those UwU that come ^-^ to UwU see +>_> Onwy :3 a show ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO so agree +The xDD pway ^-^ may pass, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be still ÚwÚ and willing, +I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ may UwU see away theiw x3 shiwwing +Wichwy in two ^-^ showt OwO houws. >_> Onwy uWu they +:33 That come ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ bawdy play, +OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of OwO tawgets, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 fewwow +UwU In :3 a wong motwey :3 coat >_> guawded with >_< yewwow, +uWu Wiww >w< be ^-^ deceiv'd; for, gentwe ;;w;; heawews, >w< knyow, +ÚwÚ To :3 wank ^-^ ouw :3 chosen >w< twuth with such :3 a show +UwU As OwO foow ÚwÚ and fight ;;w;; is, >_> beside forfeiting +Our >_> own brains, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that ^-^ we bwing +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that only OwO twue ^-^ we :3 nyow intend, +uWu Wiww xDD weave OwO us never OwO an understanding >w< fwiend. +:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow xDD goodnyess UwU sake, ÚwÚ and as you awe OwO knyown +The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 happiest >w< heawews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, +Be sad, as ^-^ we would ^-^ make ^.^ ye. :33 Think ye UwU see +The vewy persons >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe story +UwU As uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ think you UwU see them >_> gweat, +And follow'd with OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat +x3 Of ^w^ thousand fwiends; then, in :3 a :3 moment, UwU see +OwO How >_> soon :3 this >w< mightinyess xDD meets ^w^ misewy. +And ^-^ if you can >w< be >_> mewwy then, I'll uWu say +OwO A man ^-^ may weep x3 upon his :33 wedding-day. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK at ^-^ onye uWu doow; at OwO the xDD othew, +OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD ^.^ ABEWGAVENNY + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 met. OwO How ^.^ have ye x3 donye +x3 Since last ^-^ we ^-^ saw in :33 Fwance? +xDD NyOWFOWK. I :3 thank >_> youw Gwace, +Heawthfuw; ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 a ^.^ fwesh admiwew +x3 Of what I ^-^ saw ^.^ thewe. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. An ;;w;; untimewy ague +Stay'd me :3 a pwisonyew in my ;;w;; chambew when +Those suns >_> of ^-^ gwowy, x3 those two lights >_> of ^-^ men, +>w< Met in OwO the vale >_> of ÚwÚ Andwen. +xDD NyOWFOWK. 'Twixt ^-^ Guynyes ÚwÚ and Arde- +I ÚwÚ was then >w< pwesent, ^-^ saw them salute uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; +^-^ Behewd ;;w;; them, when uWu they :33 wighted, how uWu they cwung +UwU In theiw embwacement, as uWu they ^-^ gwew >_< togethew; +^w^ Which xDD had uWu they, what ;;w;; fouw uWu thwon'd ones :33 couwd ^.^ have x3 weigh'd +Such :3 a ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ onye? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe UwU time +I ÚwÚ was my >_< chambew's xDD pwisonyew. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Then you lost +The view >_> of earthly UwU gwowy; x3 men UwU might ÚwÚ say, +;;w;; Tiww :3 this UwU time OwO pomp ÚwÚ was single, uWu but :3 nyow married +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye :33 abuv itself. >_> Each following :3 day +x3 Became OwO the next UwU day's :3 mastew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last +^w^ Made fowmew wonders UwU its. uWu To-day OwO the x3 Fwench, +^-^ Aww cwinquant, >w< aww in ^.^ gowd, >_< wike ^-^ heathen >_< gods, +OwO Shonye ;;w;; down OwO the UwU Engwish; ÚwÚ and to-morrow uWu they +^w^ Made Britain ;;w;; India: every man UwU that ÚwÚ stood +Show'd >_< wike :3 a x3 minye. Their dwawfish ^-^ pages ;;w;; wewe +UwU As cherubins, OwO an gilt; OwO the >w< madams UwU too, +:3 Nyot :33 us'd ^-^ to toil, >_> did ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to bear +The uWu pwide x3 upon ;;w;; them, UwU that theiw vewy >_< wabouw +>_> Was ^-^ to them as :3 a :3 painting. Nyow :3 this OwO masque +>_> Was :3 cwied >_> incompawabwe; ÚwÚ and th' >w< ensuing night +^w^ Made ^.^ it :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. The two ÚwÚ kings, +Equal in uWu wustwe, ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow best, :3 nyow worst, +UwU As :3 pwesence >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent them: him in eye +still him in xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and being ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ both, +ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ said uWu they ^-^ saw uWu but one, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ discewnyew +>_> Duwst wag his :33 tongue in x3 censuwe. When ^.^ these suns- +>_< Fow OwO so uWu they ^.^ phwase ^.^ 'em-by theiw heralds challeng'd +The x3 nyobwe uWu spiwits ^-^ to uWu awms, uWu they >_> did OwO pewfowm +Beyond thought's >_< compass, UwU that fowmew UwU fabuwous xDD stowy, +>_> Being :3 nyow uWu seen possibwe enyough, ^w^ got >_< cwedit, +:33 That OwO Bevis ÚwÚ was believ'd. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, you >w< go :3 faw! +xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU As I belong ^-^ to wowship, ÚwÚ and :3 affect +UwU In uWu honyouw ;;w;; honyesty, OwO the ;;w;; twact >_> of ev'wything +Wouwd uWu by :3 a good ^-^ discouwsew wose >w< some life +^w^ Which ^w^ action's uWu sewf ÚwÚ was :33 tongue x3 to. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ was woyaw: +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of ^.^ it UwU nyought >w< webeww'd; +;;w;; Owdew >_> gave OwO each xDD thing ^.^ view. The >w< office >_> did +UwU Distinctwy his :33 fuww >_> function. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who >_> did >_> guide- +I >_> mean, ^-^ who xDD set OwO the ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and OwO the wimbs +x3 Of :3 this gweat uWu spowt togethew, as you guess? +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Onye, OwO cewtes, UwU that ^w^ pwomises nyo element +UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I pray you, :3 who, my UwU wowd? +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Aww :3 this ÚwÚ was ord'red uWu by OwO the good >_< discwetion +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. The ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ speed :3 him! :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 pie :3 is UwU fweed +From his ambitious finger. What xDD had ^.^ he +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in ^.^ these fiewce vanities? I wonder +:33 That such :3 a :3 keech can with his vewy ÚwÚ buwk +;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ^-^ ways o' th' benyeficiaw >_> sun, +And ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. +xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Suwewy, ;;w;; siw, +There's in him stuff UwU that ^-^ puts him ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; ends; +>_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot pwopp'd uWu by ancestry, uWu whose OwO gwace +^-^ Chawks ^-^ successows theiw >_< way, :3 nyow xDD caww'd x3 upon +>_< Fow UwU high feats x3 donye ^-^ to th' UwU cwown, neither xDD awwied +ÚwÚ To ^-^ eminyent ^.^ assistants, uWu but spider-like, +Out >_> of his >w< sewf-dwawing OwO web, UwU 'a gives OwO us ^-^ nyote +The x3 fowce >_> of his >_> own merit makes his ^-^ way- +OwO A >_> gift UwU that >w< heaven gives uWu fow ^w^ him, ;;w;; which OwO buys +OwO A place next ^-^ to OwO the King. +ABERGAVENNY. I cannyot tell +What >w< heaven ;;w;; hath >w< given him-wet >w< some uWu gwavew eye +Pierce OwO into UwU that; uWu but I can UwU see his uWu pwide +>_> Peep OwO thwough OwO each part >_> of >_> him. >_> Whence >_> has ^.^ he ÚwÚ that? +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd +Ow >_> has >w< given >w< aww OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begins +OwO A OwO nyew heww in :3 himsewf. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why OwO the x3 deviw, +:3 Upon :3 this xDD Fwench ^-^ going out, took ^.^ he x3 upon x3 him- +Without OwO the pwivity o' th' OwO King-t' ÚwÚ appoint +OwO Who shouwd ^.^ attend uWu on OwO him? ÚwÚ He makes OwO up OwO the file +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 gentwy; uWu fow OwO the UwU most part such +ÚwÚ To xDD whom as gweat :3 a chawge as wittwe uWu honyouw +ÚwÚ He meant ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and his >_> own letter, +The honyouwabwe board >_> of council out, +Must ÚwÚ fetch him in ^.^ he papews. +ABERGAVENNY. I ^-^ do xDD knyow +Kinsmen >_> of ÚwÚ minye, three at OwO the >_> weast, UwU that ^.^ have +By :3 this OwO so ^w^ sicken'd theiw OwO estates UwU that never +^.^ They uWu shaww :33 abound as :3 fowmewwy. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, many +>_< Have x3 bwoke theiw uWu backs with x3 waying >_< manyows uWu on >w< 'em +>_< Fow :3 this gweat >_> jouwnyey. What >_> did :3 this vanyity +But >_< minyistew ^.^ communyication >_> of +OwO A UwU most UwU poow x3 issue? +xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Gwievingwy I ÚwÚ think +The xDD peace :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO us ^.^ nyot vawues +The uWu cost UwU that >_> did conclude it. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Evewy man, +:33 Aftew OwO the hideous :3 stowm UwU that uWu fowwow'd, ÚwÚ was +OwO A xDD thing UwU inspiw'd, :3 and, ^.^ nyot OwO consuwting, x3 bwoke +x3 Into :3 a ^w^ genyewaw prophecy-that :3 this OwO tempest, +>w< Dashing OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 this :3 peace, xDD aboded +The ^w^ sudden :33 bweach on't. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ budded ^-^ out; +>_< Fow Fwance ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the uWu weague, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ attach'd +Our mewchants' goods at Bordeaux. +ABERGAVENNY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO thewefowe +^-^ Th' ambassador :3 is siwenc'd? +xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ is't. +ABERGAVENNY. OwO A pwopew >_< tide >_> of :3 a :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchas'd +^.^ At :3 a OwO supewfwuous uWu wate! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww :3 this ^-^ businyess +Our OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw carried. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Wike ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, +The OwO state ^-^ takes nyotice >_> of OwO the pwivate >_> diffewence +ÚwÚ Betwixt you ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw. I :33 advise :3 you- +And UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 wishes towards you +^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ^w^ safety-that you ;;w;; wead +The Cardinal's ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and his >_< potency +>_< Togethew; ^-^ to consider :3 fuwthew, UwU that +What his UwU high xDD hatwed would :33 effect ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot +OwO A >_< minyistew in his >_> powew. You xDD knyow his UwU nyatuwe, +:33 That :33 he's >_< wevengefuw; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow his >_< swowd +;;w;; Hath :3 a shawp ^-^ edge-it's wong uWu and't ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said +^w^ It >_< weaches :33 faw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'twill ^.^ nyot ^-^ extend, +Thithew ^.^ he ÚwÚ dawts it. >_> Bosom OwO up my counsew +You'll find ^.^ it UwU whowesome. :33 Wo, xDD whewe comes UwU that ^-^ wock +:33 That I :33 advise >_> youw ^-^ shunnying. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, OwO the >_> puwse ÚwÚ bownye before +^w^ him, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and two SECWETAWIES +with papews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in his ÚwÚ passage fixeth his +eye uWu on :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM uWu on ^w^ him, +uWu both :33 fuww >_> of >w< disdain + +WOLSEY. The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham's :3 suwveyow? Ha! +Where's his examination? +SECRETARY. Here, OwO so >w< pwease you. +WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in person ready? +SECRETARY. >w< Ay, >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +WOLSEY. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww then xDD knyow :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and Buckingham +uWu shaww OwO wessen :3 this xDD big ;;w;; wook. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and his x3 twain +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 This :3 butchew's >_> cuw :3 is xDD venyom-mouth'd, ÚwÚ and I +>_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to :33 muzzwe him; OwO thewefowe :33 best +:3 Nyot :3 wake him in his :33 swumbew. OwO A beggar's book +:33 Outwowths :3 a uWu nyobwe's bwood. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> What, awe you uWu chaf'd? +^-^ Ask :3 God uWu fow temp'rance; that's th' uWu appwiance only +^w^ Which >_> youw ^-^ disease requires. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; wead :33 in's looks +:33 Mattew x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and his eye ^w^ weviw'd +>w< Me as his :3 abject object. ^.^ At :3 this x3 instant +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; bowes me with >w< some uWu twick. >w< He's gonye ^-^ to th' x3 King; +I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ outstawe >_> him. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Stay, my lord, +And let >_> youw reason with >_> youw choler xDD question +What 'tis you >w< go OwO about. ÚwÚ To climb ÚwÚ steep :3 hiwws +uWu Wequiwes uWu swow pace at >_> fiwst. uWu Angew :3 is >_< wike +OwO A :33 fuww ^.^ hot OwO howse, ^-^ who being >_< awwow'd his >_< way, +Self-mettle >w< tiwes >_> him. :3 Nyot :3 a man in ^.^ Engwand +^w^ Can :33 advise me >_< wike OwO you; >w< be ^-^ to yourself +UwU As you would ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +And ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO mouth >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ quite x3 cwy ;;w;; down +:3 This x3 Ipswich ^-^ fewwow's insolence; ^w^ ow :3 pwocwaim +There's >_> diffewence in nyo pewsons. +xDD NyOWFOWK. Be advis'd: +uWu Heat ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fuwnyace uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ foe OwO so ^.^ hot +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ do >w< singe OwO youwsewf. We ^-^ may uWu outwun +By viowent UwU swiftnyess UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we run at, +And wose uWu by uWu uvw-wunnying. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot +The x3 fiwe UwU that ^.^ mounts OwO the :3 wiquow x3 tiww't run o'ew +UwU In seeming ^-^ to >_> augment ^.^ it wastes it? Be >w< advis'd. +I uWu say UwU again there :3 is nyo Engwish ^w^ souw +Mowe stronger ^-^ to direct you than OwO youwsewf, +>w< If with OwO the ;;w;; sap >_> of reason you would ÚwÚ quench +Ow uWu but allay OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of ^w^ passion. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Siw, +I x3 am thankfuw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong +By >_> youw prescription; uWu but :3 this top-proud ÚwÚ fewwow- +x3 Whom ^-^ fwom OwO the flow >_> of gan I name ;;w;; nyot, uWu but +From :33 sincewe >_> motions, uWu by intewwigence, +And pwoofs as ;;w;; cweaw as >w< founts in ^-^ Juwy when +We UwU see OwO each gwain >_> of gravel-I ^-^ do xDD knyow +ÚwÚ To >w< be corrupt ÚwÚ and tweasonyous. +xDD NyOWFOWK. Say ^.^ nyot tweasonyous. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ To th' UwU King I'll ;;w;; say't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my vouch as >w< stwong +UwU As showe >_> of wock. :33 Attend: :3 this holy ÚwÚ fox, +Ow wowf, ^w^ ow both-for ^.^ he :3 is >w< equaw wav'nyous +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is subtle, ÚwÚ and as >_< pwonye ^-^ to mischief +UwU As able ^-^ to pewfowm't, his :33 mind ÚwÚ and place +Infecting ^-^ onye another, ^-^ yea, wecipwocawwy- +>_> Onwy ^-^ to show his OwO pomp as ;;w;; weww in Fwance +UwU As here at home, >_< suggests OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew +ÚwÚ To :3 this last costly ÚwÚ tweaty, th' interview +:33 That swawwowed OwO so >w< much >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :3 gwass +OwO Did >_< bweak >w< i' th' :33 wwenching. +xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ did. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Pway, ^w^ give me >_< favouw, siw; :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ cawdinyaw +The xDD awticwes o' th' combinyation >_< dwew +UwU As ^-^ himsewf pleas'd; ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^w^ watified +UwU As ^.^ he :3 cwied x3 'Thus let ÚwÚ be' ^-^ to as >w< much ^-^ end +UwU As ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ cwutch ^-^ to th' UwU dead. But ^-^ ouw >_> Count-Cawdinyaw +xDD Has x3 donye this, ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< wowthy UwU Wowsey, +OwO Who cannyot ^-^ eww, ^.^ he >_> did it. Nyow :3 this fowwows, +>w< Which, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 puppy +ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ owd dam treason: Charles OwO the >_< Empewow, +^.^ Undew :33 pwetence ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen his ^w^ aunt- +>_< Fow 'twas >_< indeed his >_< cowouw, uWu but ^.^ he came +ÚwÚ To whisper Wowsey-hewe makes ^.^ visitation- +His ^-^ feaws ;;w;; wewe UwU that OwO the interview ;;w;; betwixt +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance UwU might OwO thwough theiw ^.^ amity +x3 Bweed him >w< some >_< pwejudice; uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this >_> weague +UwU Peep'd UwU hawms UwU that >_< menyac'd ^.^ him-pwiviwy +Deals with ^-^ ouw >_> Cawdinyaw; :3 and, as I ^w^ twow- +^w^ Which I ^-^ do well, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Empewow +;;w;; Paid ewe ^.^ he pwomis'd; whereby his suit ÚwÚ was gwanted +Ewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ask'd-but when OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ was made, +And :33 pav'd with ^.^ gowd, OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; thus uWu desiw'd, +:33 That ^.^ he would >w< pwease ^-^ to x3 awtew OwO the King's ^.^ couwse, +And >_< bweak OwO the foresaid ^-^ peace. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King >w< knyow, +UwU As >_> soon ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu by uWu me, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO the Cawdinyaw +uWu Does ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww his uWu honyouw as ^.^ he >_< pweases, +And uWu fow his >_> own UwU advantage. +xDD NyOWFOWK. I x3 am >_< sowwy +ÚwÚ To hear :3 this >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe +OwO Something ^w^ mistaken >w< in't. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a uWu sywwabwe: +I ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce him in UwU that vewy ^-^ shape +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :3 appeaw in proof. + +x3 Entew BRANDON, :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS before ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO the guawd + +BWANDON. Your >_> office, x3 sewgeant: ÚwÚ execute it. +ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >_> Siw, +UwU My lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Eaww +x3 Of Hereford, uWu Staffowd, ÚwÚ and UwU Nyowthampton, I +xDD Awwest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, in OwO the name +x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most x3 suvweign King. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Lo you, my lord, +The nyet >_> has OwO faww'n x3 upon UwU me! I uWu shaww pewish +^.^ Undew :33 device ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. +BWANDON. I x3 am >_< sowwy +ÚwÚ To UwU see you ta'en ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on +The ^-^ businyess UwU pwesent; 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe +You uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^w^ hewp nyothing +ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_< minye innocence; uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dye :3 is uWu on me +^w^ Which makes my uWu whit'st part ^.^ bwack. The uWu wiww >_> of heav'n +Be x3 donye in :3 this ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ things! I ;;w;; obey. +:3 O my Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, fare you well! +BWANDON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< must bear you :33 company. +uWu [To x3 ABEWGAVENNY] The UwU King +^-^ Is pleas'd you uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD knyow +OwO How ^.^ he determines >_< fuwthew. +ABERGAVENNY. UwU As OwO the UwU Duke said, +The uWu wiww >_> of >w< heaven >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's ^w^ pweasuwe +By me xDD obey'd. +BWANDON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom +The UwU King x3 t' >w< attach Wowd uWu Montacute ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies +x3 Of OwO the >w< Duke's >w< confessow, uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, +>_< Onye Gilbert >w< Peck, his ;;w;; chancewwow- +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU So, so! +^.^ These awe OwO the wimbs o' th' pwot; nyo :3 mowe, I :33 hope. +BWANDON. OwO A :3 monk o' th' ^-^ Chawtweux. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, Nicholas ÚwÚ Hopkins? +BWANDON. ÚwÚ He. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My :3 suwveyow :3 is ^-^ fawse. The xDD o'ew-gweat Cawdinyaw +;;w;; Hath show'd him ;;w;; gowd; my life :3 is xDD spann'd awweady. +I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of UwU poow ^w^ Buckingham, +uWu Whose figuwe x3 even :3 this x3 instant cwoud ^-^ puts uWu on +By ^-^ dawk'nying my ;;w;; cweaw OwO sun. UwU My lord, faweweww. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Wondon. The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew + +Cownyets. x3 Entew KING HENWY, uWu weanying uWu on OwO the CAWDINyAW'S shoulder, OwO the NyOBWES, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< WOVEWW, with ^.^ othews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf +uWu undew OwO the UwU KING'S :3 feet uWu on his ^.^ wight >_> side + +^w^ KING. UwU My life itself, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best OwO heawt >_> of it, +;;w;; Thanks you uWu fow :3 this gweat care; I ÚwÚ stood >w< i' th' ^w^ wevew +x3 Of :3 a xDD fuww-chawg'd ^.^ confedewacy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^w^ thanks +ÚwÚ To you UwU that >_< chok'd it. >_> Wet >w< be xDD caww'd before OwO us +:33 That ^-^ gentweman >_> of x3 Buckingham's. UwU In person +I'll hear his OwO confessions xDD justify; +And point uWu by point OwO the treasons >_> of his ^w^ mastew +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU again ;;w;; wewate. + +OwO A ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ within, cwying UwU 'Woom uWu fow OwO the UwU Queen!' +x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK +ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; ^.^ she uWu knyeews. The KING wiseth +^-^ fwom his state, ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, OwO kisses ÚwÚ and uWu pwaceth xDD hew +uWu by him + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ wongew knyeew: I x3 am suitor. +^w^ KING. UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and UwU take place uWu by ÚwÚ us. Hawf >_> youw suit +uWu Nyevew name ^-^ to us: you ^.^ have half ^-^ ouw >_> powew. +The uWu othew xDD moiety ewe you ÚwÚ ask :3 is given; +UwU Wepeat >_> youw wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. +:33 That you would love OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and in UwU that love +:3 Nyot ^w^ unconsidewed xDD weave >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 nyow +The >w< dignyity >_> of >_> youw >_> office, :3 is OwO the point +x3 Of my petition. +^w^ KING. OwO Wady ÚwÚ minye, :3 pwoceed. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am ÚwÚ sowicited, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 a few, +And x3 those >_> of OwO twue condition, UwU that >_> youw uWu subjects +uWu Awe in gweat ^-^ gwievance: there ^.^ have >_< been :3 commissions +xDD Sent ;;w;; down UwU among >w< 'em ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the OwO heawt +x3 Of >w< aww theiw >w< woyawties; whewein, awthough, +UwU My good Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu they :33 vent ^w^ wepwoaches +uWu Most bitterly uWu on you as xDD puttew-on +x3 Of ^.^ these >_> exactions, ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw >_> mastew- +uWu Whose uWu honyouw xDD Heaven OwO shiewd ^-^ fwom OwO soiw!-even ^.^ he >_> escapes ^.^ nyot +Wanguage unmannyewwy; ^-^ yea, such ;;w;; which bweaks +The ^-^ sides >_> of ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost >_> appeaws +UwU In loud UwU webewwion. +xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 Nyot ^w^ awmost appears- +^w^ It doth appeaw; for, x3 upon ^.^ these taxations, +The cwothiews aww, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to maintain +The many ^-^ to them 'wonging, ^.^ have >w< put >_> of +The ^-^ spinstews, ^.^ cawdews, ^-^ fuwwews, weavers, ^-^ who +x3 Unfit uWu fow uWu othew xDD wife, xDD compeww'd uWu by hungew +And wack >_> of uWu othew means, in desperate manner +>_> Dawing th' ^-^ event ^-^ to th' x3 teeth, awe >w< aww in uproar, +And danger sewves UwU among ^.^ them. +^w^ KING. xDD Taxation! +^-^ Whewein? ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ taxation? UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, +You UwU that awe >_< bwam'd uWu fow ^.^ it alike with >w< us, +xDD Knyow you >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ taxation? +WOLSEY. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, +I xDD knyow uWu but >_> of :3 a >w< singwe part in >w< aught +Pewtains ^-^ to th' state, ÚwÚ and xDD fwont uWu but in UwU that file +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ othews tell ^-^ steps with >_> me. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. No, my wowd! +You xDD knyow nyo ^-^ mowe than uWu othews! But you fwame +OwO Things UwU that awe OwO knyown awike, ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome +ÚwÚ To x3 those ;;w;; which would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< must +Pewfowce >w< be theiw :33 acquaintance. ^.^ These >_> exactions, +^.^ Wheweof my x3 suvweign would ^.^ have nyote, uWu they awe +uWu Most :3 pestiwent ^-^ to th' hearing; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear >w< 'em +The xDD back :3 is ÚwÚ sacwifice ^-^ to th' ^-^ woad. ^.^ They uWu say +^.^ They awe >_< devis'd uWu by you, ^w^ ow ewse you suffer +:3 Too ^-^ hawd OwO an >w< excwamation. +^w^ KING. OwO Stiww exaction! +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of it? UwU In what kind, wet's >w< knyow, +^-^ Is :3 this exaction? +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >w< much xDD too venturous +UwU In uWu tempting >_> of >_> youw >_> patience, uWu but x3 am bold'ned +^.^ Undew >_> youw OwO pwomis'd ;;w;; pawdon. The :33 subjects' >w< gwief +x3 Comes OwO thwough commissions, ;;w;; which :33 compews ^-^ fwom OwO each +The ;;w;; sixth part >_> of his UwU substance, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wevied +Without >_< deway; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 pwetence uWu fow :3 this +^-^ Is ^w^ nyam'd >_> youw wars in OwO Fwance. :3 This makes bowd uWu mouths; +uWu Tongues UwU spit theiw ;;w;; duties out, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hearts ^w^ fweeze +^.^ Awwegiance in them; theiw cuwses :3 nyow +Live xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; pwayews did; ÚwÚ and >w< it's come ^-^ to xDD pass +:3 This ^w^ twactabwe :33 obedience :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave +ÚwÚ To OwO each incensed uWu wiww. I would >_> youw Highness +Wouwd ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu quick ÚwÚ considewation, uWu fow +Thewe :3 is nyo xDD pwimew :33 businyess. +^w^ KING. By my xDD wife, +:3 This :3 is x3 against ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +WOLSEY. And uWu fow uWu me, +I ^.^ have nyo further gonye in :3 this than uWu by +OwO A >w< singwe ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd me uWu but +By ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; appwobation >_> of OwO the >_< judges. >w< If I x3 am +x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^w^ ignyowant OwO tongues, ;;w;; which neither xDD knyow +UwU My ^-^ facuwties :3 nyow ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww >w< be +The ^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of my ÚwÚ doing, let me uWu say +^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >w< fate >_> of place, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wough :33 bwake +:33 That :3 viwtue >w< must >w< go UwU thwough. We >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< stint +Our nyecessawy :33 actions in OwO the ;;w;; feaw +ÚwÚ To :33 cope :33 mawicious censuwews, ;;w;; which >w< evew +UwU As wav'nyous fishes ^-^ do :3 a vessel follow +:33 That :3 is new-trimm'd, uWu but benefit nyo further +>w< Than OwO vainwy ;;w;; wonging. What ^-^ we ^w^ oft ^-^ do best, +By uWu sick interpreters, UwU once uWu weak onyes, :3 is +:3 Nyot UwU ouws, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwow'd; what worst, as ^w^ oft +:33 Hitting :3 a gwossew x3 quawity, :3 is :3 cwied OwO up +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw :33 best ^-^ act. >w< If ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand stiww, +UwU In ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw motion uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ ow >w< cawp'd at, +We shouwd UwU take >w< woot here xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> sit, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit +State-statues :33 onwy. +^w^ KING. OwO Things x3 donye ;;w;; weww +And with :3 a cawe :3 exempt themsewves ^-^ fwom feaw: +OwO Things x3 donye ^-^ without ^.^ exampwe, in theiw xDD issue +uWu Awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 feaw'd. >_< Have you :3 a OwO pwecedent +x3 Of :3 this :33 commission? I >w< bewieve, ^.^ nyot any. +We >w< must ^.^ nyot rend ^-^ ouw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, +And ÚwÚ stick them in ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. uWu Sixth part >_> of each? +OwO A :3 twembwing contribution! ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we UwU take +From every twee uWu wop, bark, ÚwÚ and part o' th' timber; +And >w< though ^-^ we xDD weave ^.^ it with :3 a woot, ;;w;; thus xDD hack'd, +The ÚwÚ aiw uWu wiww dwink OwO the OwO sap. ÚwÚ To every uWu county +:3 Whewe :3 this :3 is ^.^ question'd ^-^ send ^-^ ouw letters with +>_> Fwee pawdon ^-^ to OwO each man UwU that >_> has ;;w;; denyied +The x3 fowce >_> of :3 this commission. >_> Pway, ÚwÚ wook >_< tot; +I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw cawe. +WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the SECRETARY] OwO A >_> wowd with you. +>_> Wet there >w< be letters :3 wwit ^-^ to every shiwe +x3 Of OwO the King's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. The gwieved x3 commons +Hardly >_< conceive >_> of me-let ^.^ it >w< be nyois'd +:33 That OwO thwough ^-^ ouw :3 intewcession :3 this >w< wevokement +And pawdon comes. I uWu shaww anon :33 advise you +^.^ Fuwthew in OwO the ;;w;; pwoceeding. Exit UwU SECWETAWY + +x3 Entew SUWVEYOW + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham +^-^ Is run in >_> youw displeasure. +^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves ^.^ many. +The ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 wawe :3 speakew; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyatuwe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe >_< bound; his training such +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct gweat UwU teachews +And never >w< seek uWu fow aid >_< out >_> of :3 himsewf. >_> Yet >_> see, +When ^.^ these OwO so x3 nyobwe benefits uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv +:3 Nyot ;;w;; weww ^.^ dispos'd, OwO the :33 mind ;;w;; gwowing UwU once uWu cowwupt, +^.^ They xDD tuwn ^-^ to OwO vicious forms, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy +>w< Than >w< evew uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 faiw. :3 This man OwO so xDD compwete, +OwO Who ÚwÚ was enroll'd 'mongst wondews, ÚwÚ and when >_> we, +>w< Awmost with ;;w;; wavish'd list'ning, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find +His hour >_> of OwO speech :3 a minute-he, my >w< wady, +;;w;; Hath OwO into monstrous ^-^ habits >w< put OwO the gwaces +:33 That UwU once ;;w;; wewe his, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack +UwU As ^-^ if besmear'd in ÚwÚ heww. >_> Sit uWu by >_< us; you uWu shaww hear- +:3 This ÚwÚ was his ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ twust-of him +OwO Things ^-^ to strike uWu honyouw :33 sad. UwU Bid him UwU wecount +The >_> fowe-wecited practices, ^w^ wheweof +We cannyot ;;w;; feew xDD too little, hear xDD too ^w^ much. +WOLSEY. Stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and with bowd spirit relate what you, +uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 subject, ^.^ have cowwected +Out >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak fweewy. +SURVEYOR. First, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< usuaw with him-every :3 day +^w^ It would ^.^ infect his speech-that ^-^ if OwO the UwU King +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without xDD issue x3 die, :3 he'ww carry ^.^ it OwO so +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the OwO sceptwe ^-^ his. ^.^ These vewy uWu wowds +xDD I've heard him xDD uttew ^-^ to his son-in-law, +Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, ^-^ to xDD whom uWu by OwO oath ^.^ he >_< menyac'd +^w^ Wevenge x3 upon OwO the Cawdinyaw. +WOLSEY. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ nyote +:3 This dangewous conception in :3 this >w< point: +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ fwiended uWu by his OwO wish, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU high person +His uWu wiww :3 is UwU most mawignyant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU stwetches +Beyond you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fwiends. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My ^w^ weawn'd Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, +^w^ Dewivew >w< aww with >_> chawity. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak x3 on. +OwO How grounded ^.^ he his title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw faiw? ÚwÚ To :3 this point x3 hast :3 thou heard him +^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time speak :3 aught? +SURVEYOR. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :3 this +By :3 a vain prophecy >_> of Nicholas Henton. +^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ was UwU that UwU Henton? +SURVEYOR. >_> Siw, :3 a >w< Chawtweux >_> fwiaw, +His >w< confessow, ^-^ who ^-^ fed him every :3 minyute +x3 With uWu wowds >_> of >_> suvweignty. +^w^ KING. OwO How uWu knyow'st :3 thou uWu this? +SURVEYOR. :3 Nyot wong before >_> youw Highness OwO sped ^-^ to UwU Fwance, +The UwU Duke being at OwO the ^-^ Wose, within OwO the OwO pawish +x3 Saint uWu Wawwence >w< Pouwtnyey, >_> did >_> of me >_> demand +What ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO speech UwU among OwO the Londoners +;;w;; Concewnying OwO the xDD Fwench >_> jouwnyey. I ^.^ wepwied +Men >_< feaw'd OwO the xDD Fwench would ^w^ pwuv pewfidious, +ÚwÚ To OwO the King's >_> dangew. x3 Pwesentwy OwO the UwU Duke +:33 Said 'twas OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_< indeed ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he >w< doubted +'Twouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds +Spoke uWu by :3 a holy :3 monk 'that >_> oft' :33 says ^.^ he +;;w;; 'Hath x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; wishing me ^-^ to >w< pewmit +uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, my UwU chapwain, :3 a UwU choice hour +ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom him :3 a matter >_> of >w< some moment; +x3 Whom aftew uWu undew OwO the ^.^ confession's >w< seaw +ÚwÚ He solemnly xDD had sworn UwU that what ^.^ he xDD spoke +UwU My ^w^ chapwain ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe :3 wiving uWu but +ÚwÚ To me shouwd uWu uttew, with demuwe >_< confidence +:3 This pausingly ensu'd: "Neither OwO the UwU King :3 nyow's ^-^ heiws, +>_> Teww you OwO the Duke, uWu shaww pwospew; ;;w;; bid him ^-^ stwive +ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the love o' th' xDD commonyawty; OwO the UwU Duke +:33 Shaww :33 guvwn :33 Engwand."' +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >w< If I xDD knyow you well, +You ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< Duke's suwveyow, ÚwÚ and lost >_> youw >w< office +uWu On OwO the complaint o' th' tenyants. ;;w;; Take good ^w^ heed +You chawge ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu spween :3 a x3 nyobwe person +And ÚwÚ spoiw >_> youw nobler ÚwÚ souw. I ÚwÚ say, UwU take uWu heed; +x3 Yes, >_> heawtiwy uWu beseech you. +^w^ KING. >_> Wet him x3 on. +uWu Go :3 fowwawd. +SURVEYOR. uWu On my >_> souw, I'll speak uWu but :33 twuth. +I told my lord OwO the Duke, uWu by th' devil's iwwusions +The :3 monk UwU might >w< be uWu deceiv'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that 'twas dangewous +uWu fow him +ÚwÚ To wuminyate uWu on :3 this OwO so :33 faw, xDD untiw +^w^ It x3 fowg'd him >w< some design, which, being bewiev'd, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike ^-^ to do. ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd 'Tush, +^w^ It can ^-^ do me nyo x3 damage'; ^w^ adding further +That, xDD had OwO the UwU King in his last sicknyess >_> faiw'd, +The Cardinal's ÚwÚ and Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww's :3 heads +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have gonye UwU off. +^w^ KING. Ha! what, OwO so rank? >_< Ah ^-^ ha! +There's mischief in :3 this xDD man. OwO Canst :3 thou uWu say :33 fuwthew? +SURVEYOR. I ^-^ can, my ^.^ wiege. +^w^ KING. :33 Pwoceed. +SURVEYOR. >_> Being at uWu Gweenwich, +:33 Aftew >_> youw Highness xDD had OwO wepwov'd OwO the UwU Duke +About Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam OwO Buwmew- +^w^ KING. I wemembew +x3 Of such :3 a ^w^ time: being my sworn x3 sewvant, +The UwU Duke xDD wetain'd him ^-^ his. But UwU on: what :33 hence? +SURVEYOR. ^w^ 'If' OwO quoth ^.^ he OwO 'I uWu fow :3 this xDD had >_< been ^w^ committed- +UwU As ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew I thought-I would ^.^ have >_> pway'd +The part my fathew meant ^-^ to ^.^ act x3 upon +^-^ Th' UwU usuwpew Wichawd; :3 who, being at >w< Sawisbuwy, +^w^ Made suit ^-^ to come :33 in's presence, ;;w;; which ^-^ if gwanted, +UwU As ^.^ he :3 made sembwance >_> of his duty, would +>_< Have >w< put his :33 knyife OwO into :33 him.' +^w^ KING. OwO A giant traitor! +WOLSEY. Nyow, UwU madam, ^-^ may his Highness live in freedom, +And :3 this man >_< out >_> of prison? +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :3 God OwO mend all! +^w^ KING. There's xDD something ^-^ mowe would >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee: what OwO say'st? +SURVEYOR. :33 Aftew ^w^ 'the UwU Duke his fathew' with OwO the UwU 'knyife,' +ÚwÚ He stwetch'd ^w^ him, :3 and, with ^-^ onye hand uWu on his UwU daggew, +>_> Anyothew UwU spwead on's ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ mounting his >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< dischawge :3 a horrible ^-^ oath, uWu whose >_< tenyouw +Was, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he evil us'd, ^.^ he would xDD outgo +His fathew uWu by as >w< much as :3 a pewfowmance +uWu Does OwO an iwwesowute uWu puwpose. +^w^ KING. There's his pewiod, +ÚwÚ To >w< sheath his :33 knyife in ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU attach'd; +^-^ Caww him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent trial. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may +Find UwU mewcy in OwO the waw, 'tis his; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, +>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot OwO seek't >_> of ÚwÚ us. By :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 nyight! +>w< He's >_> twaitow ^-^ to th' xDD height. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ and LORD >_> SANDYS + +CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 spewws >_> of Fwance shouwd ^w^ juggwe +Men OwO into such ÚwÚ stwange >_> mystewies? +>w< SANDYS. Nyew customs, +^-^ Though uWu they >w< be never OwO so widicuwous, +;;w;; Nyay, let >w< 'em >w< be >_> unmanwy, ÚwÚ yet awe follow'd. +CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As :3 faw as I >_> see, >w< aww OwO the good ^-^ ouw Engwish +>_< Have ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^.^ wate UwU voyage :3 is uWu but mewewy +OwO A x3 fit ^w^ ow two o' th' ^.^ face; uWu but uWu they awe >_< shwewd uWu onyes; +>_< Fow when uWu they howd >w< 'em, you would uWu sweaw :33 diwectwy +Their vewy xDD nyoses xDD had >_< been counsewwows +ÚwÚ To ^.^ Pepin ^w^ ow UwU Cwothawius, uWu they ^-^ keep OwO state ÚwÚ so. +>w< SANDYS. ^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww OwO nyew ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wame ones. >_< Onye would UwU take it, +:33 That never ^-^ saw >w< 'em pace OwO befowe, OwO the spavin +Ow springhalt reign'd UwU among >_< 'em. +CHAMBEWWAIN. Death! my lord, +Their clothes awe aftew such :3 a OwO pagan ÚwÚ cut to't, +:33 That ^w^ suwe th' ^.^ have OwO wown >_< out uWu Chwistendom. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? +What UwU nyews, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww? +LOVELL. OwO Faith, my lord, +I hear >_> of UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO nyew proclamation +^.^ That's ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 upon OwO the couwt ;;w;; gate. +CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 is't xDD fow? +LOVELL. The wefowmation >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< twaveww'd OwO gawwants, +:33 That fiww OwO the couwt with :33 quawwews, talk, ÚwÚ and tailors. +CHAMBEWWAIN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis ^.^ thewe. Nyow I would pray ^-^ ouw :33 monsieuws +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO an Engwish ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ wise, +And never UwU see OwO the Wouvwe. +LOVELL. ^.^ They >w< must UwU eithew, +>_< Fow OwO so run OwO the :3 conditions, xDD weave x3 those wemnyants +x3 Of OwO foow ÚwÚ and feathew UwU that uWu they ^w^ got in UwU Fwance, +x3 With >w< aww theiw honyouwabwe OwO points >_> of xDD ignyowance +x3 Pewtainying thereunto-as xDD fights ÚwÚ and >w< fiwewowks; +Abusing better x3 men than uWu they can ^.^ be, +Out >_> of :3 a foweign wisdom-wenyouncing cwean +The :3 faith uWu they ^.^ have in OwO tennyis, ÚwÚ and taww stockings, +>_> Showt blist'red breeches, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< types >_> of ^w^ twavew +And undewstand UwU again >_< wike >w< honyest ^-^ men, +Ow ÚwÚ pack ^-^ to theiw ^.^ owd playfellows. Thewe, I UwU take it, +^.^ They >w< may, ;;w;; cum ^w^ pwiviwegio, wear away +The wag ^-^ end >_> of theiw lewdness ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. +>w< SANDYS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< 'em physic, theiw ÚwÚ diseases +uWu Awe UwU gwown OwO so xDD catching. +CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 a woss ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies +uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these xDD twim vanities! +LOVELL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, +Thewe uWu wiww >w< be >_> woe :3 indeed, lords: OwO the >_> swy whowesons +>_< Have ^w^ got :3 a ^.^ speeding xDD twick ^-^ to uWu way ;;w;; down ladies. +OwO A xDD Fwench ^.^ song ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ fiddwe >_> has nyo fewwow. +>w< SANDYS. The ^w^ deviw ^w^ fiddwe 'em! I x3 am ^.^ gwad uWu they awe going, +>_< Fow ^w^ suwe :33 thewe's nyo converting >_< 'em. Nyow +An >w< honyest ;;w;; countwy lord, as I OwO am, >_> beaten +OwO A wong UwU time >_< out >_> of play, ^-^ may bwing his :33 pwainsong +And ^.^ have OwO an hour >_> of hearing; :3 and, uWu by'w Lady, +Held cuwwent music ^w^ too. +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, Wowd Sandys; +Your OwO cowt's tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> yet. +>w< SANDYS. No, my lord, +Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a >w< stamp. +CHAMBEWWAIN. Sir ^.^ Thomas, +Whither ;;w;; wewe you >w< a-going? +LOVELL. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO Cawdinyaw's; +Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is :3 a uWu guest ^w^ too. +CHAMBEWWAIN. :33 O, 'tis true; +:3 This night ^.^ he makes :3 a suppew, ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat one, +ÚwÚ To many uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ladies; there uWu wiww >w< be +The x3 beauty >_> of :3 this UwU kingdom, I'll assuwe you. +LOVELL. :33 That chuwchman uWu beaws :3 a >w< bounteous :33 mind :3 indeed, +OwO A hand as :3 fwuitfuw as OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that feeds >_< us; +His ^w^ dews ^-^ faww x3 evewywhewe. +CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Nyo x3 doubt :33 he's nyobwe; +ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a bwack OwO mouth UwU that ^w^ said uWu othew >_> of >_> him. +>w< SANDYS. ÚwÚ He >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >_> has >_< whewewithaw. UwU In him +Sparing would show :3 a >_< wowse xDD sin than i-iww :3 doctwinye: +Men >_> of his uWu way shouwd >w< be UwU most ^-^ wibewaw, +^.^ They awe xDD set here uWu fow examples. +CHAMBEWWAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, uWu they awe >w< so; +But xDD few :3 nyow ^w^ give OwO so gweat ones. UwU My uWu bawge ^w^ stays; +Your ^.^ wowdship uWu shaww awong. ^w^ Come, good Sir ^.^ Thomas, +We uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wate ewse; ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, +>_< Fow I ÚwÚ was xDD spoke ^.^ to, with Sir ^-^ Henwy Guildford, +:3 This night ^-^ to >w< be comptrollers. +>w< SANDYS. I x3 am >_> youw x3 wowdship's. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in uWu Yowk OwO Pwace + +ÚwÚ Hautboys. OwO A small ^-^ tabwe uWu undew :3 a OwO state uWu fow OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, +:3 a ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ tabwe uWu fow OwO the guests. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ANNyE BULLEN, +ÚwÚ and divews uWu othew uWu WADIES ÚwÚ and GENTWEMEN, as :33 guests, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; +at another xDD doow ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HENWY ^.^ GUIWDFOWD + +OwO GUIWDFOWD. uWu Wadies, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace +x3 Sawutes ye uWu aww; :3 this night ^.^ he x3 dedicates +ÚwÚ To fair ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you. None ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he hopes, +UwU In >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> bevy, >_> has ^w^ bwought with xDD hew +>_< Onye cawe abroad; ^.^ he would ^.^ have >w< aww as >_> mewwy +As, :33 fiwst, good ^.^ company, good winye, good welcome, +^w^ Can ^-^ make good :33 peopwe. + +x3 Entew LORD CHAMBERLAIN, LORD SANDYS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW +OwO THOMAS LOVELL + +:33 O, my lord, >_< y'awe ;;w;; tawdy, +The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this fair >_> company +Cwapp'd x3 wings ^-^ to >_> me. +CHAMBEWWAIN. You awe young, Sir Hawwy Guildford. +>w< SANDYS. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, xDD had OwO the Cawdinyaw +But half my uWu way >_> thoughts in ^w^ him, >w< some >_> of ^.^ these +;;w;; Shouwd find :3 a x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet ewe uWu they ^.^ wested +I ÚwÚ think would better >w< pwease >_< 'em. By my xDD wife, +^.^ They awe :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ society >_> of fair ones. +LOVELL. :3 O UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 nyow UwU confessow +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two >_> of x3 these! +>w< SANDYS. I would I >w< wewe; +^.^ They shouwd find :33 easy UwU penyance. +LOVELL. OwO Faith, how uWu easy? +>w< SANDYS. UwU As :33 easy as :3 a ;;w;; down bed would :33 affowd it. +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Sweet uWu wadies, uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you sit? Sir ÚwÚ Hawwy, +OwO Pwace you UwU that ÚwÚ side; I'll UwU take OwO the chawge >_> of ÚwÚ this. +His OwO Gwace :3 is :3 ent'wing. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^.^ nyot fweeze: +>w< Two >w< women ^.^ pwac'd >_> togethew makes x3 cowd UwU weathew. +UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, you awe ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^-^ keep >w< 'em ;;w;; waking: +;;w;; Pway ^-^ sit :3 between ^.^ these ladies. +>w< SANDYS. By my :33 faith, +And :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. By >_> youw leave, ^w^ sweet ladies. +uWu [Seats ^-^ himsewf :3 between ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and another lady] +>w< If I uWu chance ^-^ to talk :3 a wittwe wild, forgive me; +I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my father. +x3 ANNyE. >_> Was ^.^ he >_< mad, sir? +>w< SANDYS. :33 O, vewy >_< mad, >w< exceeding >_< mad, in love ^w^ too. +But ^.^ he would bite ^.^ nyonye; ^.^ just as I ^-^ do nyow, +ÚwÚ He would ÚwÚ kiss you twenty with :3 a ^.^ bweath. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. +UwU So, :3 nyow >_< y'awe ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ seated. Gentwemen, +The :3 penyance :3 wies uWu on you ^-^ if ^.^ these fair ;;w;; wadies +OwO Pass away xDD fwownying. +>w< SANDYS. >_< Fow my wittwe cure, +>_> Wet me awonye. + +ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, attended; ÚwÚ and +^-^ takes his OwO state + +WOLSEY. Y'awe welcome, my fair guests. :33 That x3 nyobwe wady +Ow ^-^ gentweman UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ fweewy >_> mewwy +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my >w< fwiend. This, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my :3 wewcome- +And ^-^ to you aww, good health! xDD [Dwinks] +>w< SANDYS. Your OwO Gwace :3 is noble. +>_> Wet me ^.^ have such :3 a boww ^-^ may howd my ^w^ thanks +And :33 save me OwO so >w< much UwU tawking. +WOLSEY. UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, +I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw nyeighbouws. +uWu Wadies, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mewwy. Gentwemen, +uWu Whose fauwt :3 is uWu this? +>w< SANDYS. The wed xDD winye ^.^ fiwst >w< must xDD wise +UwU In theiw fair :33 cheeks, my ^w^ wowd; then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< 'em +x3 Tawk OwO us ^-^ to silence. +x3 ANNyE. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy UwU gamestew, +UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys. +>w< SANDYS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if I ^-^ make my play. +Here's ^-^ to >_> youw ladyship; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge it, UwU madam, +>_< Fow 'tis ^-^ to such :3 a :3 thing- +x3 ANNyE. You cannyot show >_> me. +>w< SANDYS. I told >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu they would talk x3 anyon. +[Drum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpet. ;;w;; Chambews dischawg'd] +WOLSEY. What's ÚwÚ that? +CHAMBEWWAIN. Wook >_< out there, >w< some >_> of ^.^ ye. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT +WOLSEY. What ^.^ wawwike OwO voice, +And ^-^ to what end, :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Nyay, uWu wadies, ;;w;; feaw nyot: +By >w< aww OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of OwO waw >_< y'awe uWu pwiviweg'd. + +;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT + +CHAMBEWWAIN. OwO How nyow! what is't? +SERVANT. OwO A x3 nyobwe >_< twoop >_> of strangers- +>_< Fow OwO so uWu they ;;w;; seem. ^-^ Th' ^.^ have weft theiw uWu bawge ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanded, +And UwU hithew >_> make, as gweat ambassadors +From foweign OwO pwinces. +WOLSEY. Good Wowd Chamberlain, +Go, ^w^ give >w< 'em ^.^ wewcome; you can speak OwO the xDD Fwench UwU tongue; +And pray weceive >w< 'em ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and OwO conduct >w< 'em +x3 Into ^-^ ouw presence, xDD whewe :3 this >w< heaven >_> of x3 beauty +:33 Shaww shinye at :33 fuww x3 upon ^.^ them. uWu Some ^.^ attend >_> him. +Exit CHAMBEWWAIN ;;w;; attended. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and xDD tabwes :33 wemov'd +You ^.^ have :3 nyow :3 a ^w^ bwoken UwU banquet, uWu but ^w^ we'ww OwO mend it. +OwO A good ^.^ digestion ^-^ to you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and UwU once ^-^ mowe +I >_< show'w :3 a ^-^ wewcome uWu on UwU ye; ^-^ wewcome all. + +ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as >_> maskews, +habited >_< wike ÚwÚ shephewds, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN. +^.^ They xDD pass :33 diwectwy before OwO the uWu CAWDINyAW, +ÚwÚ and gwacefuwwy salute him + +OwO A x3 nyobwe >_> company! What awe theiw :3 pweasuwes? +CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Because uWu they speak nyo Engwish, ;;w;; thus uWu they >_> pway'd +ÚwÚ To tell >_> youw Gwace, UwU that, having heard uWu by ÚwÚ fame +x3 Of :3 this OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so fair >_< assembwy +:3 This night ^-^ to ^.^ meet ;;w;; hewe, uWu they :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wess, +Out >_> of OwO the gweat >_< wespect uWu they bear ^-^ to :3 beauty, +But xDD weave theiw flocks :3 and, uWu undew >_> youw fair ;;w;; conduct, +OwO Cwave xDD weave ^-^ to view ^.^ these ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and entweat +An hour >_> of >_> wevews with >_< 'em. +WOLSEY. Say, Wowd Chamberlain, +^.^ They ^.^ have x3 donye my UwU poow house ÚwÚ gwace; uWu fow ;;w;; which I pay >w< 'em +OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and pray >w< 'em UwU take theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. +^.^ [They OwO choose ladies. The KING ÚwÚ chooses ANNyE uWu BUWWEN] +^w^ KING. The ÚwÚ faiwest hand I >w< evew ;;w;; touch'd! :3 O :3 beauty, +;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow I never knew thee! ^w^ [Music. ^-^ Dance] +WOLSEY. UwU My wowd! +CHAMBEWWAIN. Your :33 Gwace? +WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway tell >w< 'em ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom :3 me: +Thewe shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, uWu by his ^.^ pewson, +Mowe >w< wowthy :3 this place than mysewf; ^-^ to whom, +>w< If I uWu but knew ^w^ him, with my love ÚwÚ and >_> duty +I would uWu suwwendew it. +CHAMBEWWAIN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +:3 [He whispers ^-^ to OwO the uWu maskews] +WOLSEY. What uWu say OwO they? +CHAMBEWWAIN. Such :3 a one, uWu they >w< aww uWu confess, +Thewe :3 is UwU indeed; ;;w;; which uWu they would ^.^ have >_> youw OwO Gwace +Find out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it. +WOLSEY. >_> Wet me >_> see, xDD then. uWu [Comes ^-^ fwom his state] +By >w< aww >_> youw good uWu weaves, gentlemen, here I'll ^-^ make +UwU My :33 woyaw x3 choice. +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Unmasking] uWu Ye ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^w^ him, Cawdinyaw. +You howd :3 a fair assembly; you ^-^ do well, :33 wowd. +You awe :3 a chuwchman, ;;w;; ow, I'll tell you, :3 Cawdinyaw, +I shouwd ;;w;; judge :3 nyow ;;w;; unhappiwy. +WOLSEY. I x3 am ^.^ gwad +Your OwO Gwace :3 is UwU gwown OwO so pleasant. +^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd Chamberlain, +ÚwÚ Pwithee come ^w^ hithew: what fair lady's ÚwÚ that? +CHAMBEWWAIN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ÚwÚ Buwwen's +:3 daughtew- +The ÚwÚ Viscount Wochfowd-onye >_> of xDD hew OwO Highnyess' >w< women. +^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a dainty ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, +I ;;w;; wewe >_> unmannyewwy ^-^ to UwU take you >_< out +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss you. OwO A ^.^ heawth, ^.^ gentwemen! +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go wound. +WOLSEY. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, :3 is OwO the ^.^ banquet ready +uWu I' th' >_< pwivy chamber? +LOVELL. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. +WOLSEY. Your Gwace, +I feaw, with ^-^ dancing :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO heated. +^w^ KING. I feaw, xDD too ^w^ much. +WOLSEY. There's fresher :3 aiw, my lord, +UwU In OwO the next ^.^ chambew. +^w^ KING. Lead in >_> youw uWu wadies, UwU ev'wy ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ pawtnyew, +I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> fowsake you. Let's >w< be mewwy: +Good my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have half :3 a ;;w;; dozen heawths +ÚwÚ To dwink ^-^ to ^.^ these fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and :3 a measuwe +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >w< 'em UwU once ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then wet's ^-^ dweam +>w< Who's :33 best in OwO favouw. >_> Wet OwO the music xDD knyock it. +^.^ Exeunt, with OwO twumpets + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Westminstew. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Whither away OwO so ^w^ fast? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 God :33 save :33 ye! +Ev'n ^-^ to OwO the >_> Haww, ^-^ to hear what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become +x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll :33 save you +:33 That >w< wabouw, sir. x3 Aww's :3 nyow x3 donye uWu but OwO the >_< cewemony +x3 Of ÚwÚ bwinging xDD back OwO the xDD pwisonyew. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Were you thewe? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, ÚwÚ was :3 I. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pway, speak what >_> has OwO happen'd. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ may ^.^ guess >_> quickwy >_> what. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; found guiwty? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^.^ twuwy :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ upon't. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew more. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But, pray, how ^w^ pass'd it? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll tell you in :3 a ^-^ wittwe. The gweat >_> Duke. +Came ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; baw; xDD whewe ^-^ to his >_> accusations +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pweaded still ^.^ nyot guilty, ÚwÚ and alleged +>_> Many shawp reasons ^-^ to x3 defeat OwO the waw. +The King's ^w^ attownyey, uWu on OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, +uWu Uwg'd uWu on OwO the :33 examinyations, proofs, >_> confessions, +x3 Of divews ^.^ witnyesses; ;;w;; which OwO the UwU Duke >w< desiw'd +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >_> bwought, UwU viva voce, ^-^ to his ^.^ face; +^.^ At ;;w;; which appeaw'd x3 against him his suwveyow, +Sir Gilbert Peck his chancewwow, ÚwÚ and uWu John Car, +uWu Confessow ^-^ to ^w^ him, with UwU that >_< deviw-monk, +>_< Hopkins, UwU that :3 made :3 this x3 mischief. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ he +:33 That ^-^ fed him with his UwU pwophecies? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The OwO same. +^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^w^ accus'd him uWu stwongwy, ;;w;; which ^.^ he fain +Wouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ fwung ^-^ fwom him; uWu but >_< indeed ^.^ he :33 couwd not; +And OwO so his peers, x3 upon :3 this ^-^ evidence, +>_< Have ;;w;; found him OwO guiwty >_> of UwU high treason. ^.^ Much +ÚwÚ He spoke, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyedwy, uWu fow life; uWu but >w< aww +>_> Was ;;w;; eithew ^w^ pitied in him ^w^ ow ;;w;; fowgotten. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 Aftew >w< aww this, how >_> did ^.^ he bear him-sewf +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought UwU again ^-^ to th' bar ^-^ to hear +His >_> knyeww ^w^ wung out, his judgment, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was stirr'd +x3 With such OwO an OwO agony ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweat extwemewy, +And xDD something xDD spoke in chowew, i-iww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hasty; +But ^.^ he feww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy +UwU In >w< aww OwO the west show'd :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe uWu patience. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^-^ feaws :33 death. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Suwe, ^.^ he OwO does not; +ÚwÚ He never ÚwÚ was OwO so ^-^ womanyish; OwO the cause +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may :3 a wittwe >w< gwieve OwO at. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy +The Cawdinyaw :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ÚwÚ this. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis likely, +By >w< aww x3 conjectuwes: :33 fiwst, Kiwdawe's attainder, +;;w;; Then uWu deputy >_> of UwU Iwewand, ^-^ who x3 wemov'd, +Eaww Suwwey ÚwÚ was x3 sent :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and in haste UwU too, +Lest ^.^ he shouwd ^w^ hewp his father. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That xDD twick >_> of OwO state +>_> Was :3 a ^-^ deep ÚwÚ envious ^w^ onye. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At his xDD wetuwn +:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite it. :3 This :3 is UwU nyoted, +And ;;w;; genyewawwy: whoever OwO the UwU King favouws +The Cawdinyaw OwO instantwy uWu wiww find employment, +And :3 faw enough ^-^ fwom couwt ^w^ too. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 commons +;;w;; Hate him >_< pewnyiciouswy, :3 and, o' my ^.^ conscience, +>_< Wish him >w< ten ;;w;; fathom deep: :3 this UwU Duke as >w< much +^.^ They love ÚwÚ and dote OwO on; caww him >w< bounteous ^w^ Buckingham, +The >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww couwtesy- + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ^-^ fwom his awwaignment, tip-staves +before him; OwO the axe with OwO the >_> edge towards him; xDD hawbewds +uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; accompanied with ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS +>w< WOVEWW, ÚwÚ SIW xDD NyICHOWAS OwO VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM SANDYS, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ common ;;w;; peopwe, etc. + +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Stay there, ;;w;; siw, +And UwU see OwO the x3 nyobwe >_< wuin'd man you speak >_> of. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Let's ^.^ stand OwO cwose, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd >_> him. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, +You UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^.^ have come ^-^ to ^-^ pity uWu me, +>w< Heaw what I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and then >w< go UwU home ÚwÚ and wose >_> me. +I ^.^ have :3 this :3 day receiv'd :3 a x3 twaitow's judgment, +And uWu by UwU that name >w< must ^.^ die; >_> yet, >w< heaven bear ;;w;; witnyess, +And ^-^ if I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ conscience, let ^.^ it sink me +>_< Even as OwO the axe falls, ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot faithful! +The OwO waw I bear nyo ;;w;; mawice uWu fow my >_> death: +'T >_> has >_< donye, x3 upon OwO the ^.^ pwemises, uWu but :33 justice. +But x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe Christians. +Be what uWu they wiww, I >_> heawtiwy forgive x3 'em; +>_> Yet let >w< 'em ÚwÚ wook uWu they >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot in mischief +Nyow build theiw x3 eviws uWu on OwO the >_< gwaves >_> of gweat ^-^ men, +>_< Fow then my :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >w< must x3 cwy x3 against >_< 'em. +>_< Fow further life in :3 this x3 wowwd I :33 nye'ew >w< hope +Nyow uWu wiww I OwO sue, although OwO the UwU King ^.^ have mewcies +Mowe than I dare ^-^ make ^w^ fauwts. You xDD few UwU that :33 wov'd me +And dare >w< be bowd ^-^ to weep uWu fow ^w^ Buckingham, +His x3 nyobwe fwiends ÚwÚ and fellows, xDD whom ^-^ to xDD weave +^-^ Is only :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ him, only >_< dying, +uWu Go with me >_< wike good xDD angews ^-^ to my :3 end; +And as OwO the wong divorce >_> of >_< steew ^.^ fawws uWu on me +UwU Make >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet OwO sacwifice, +And wift my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heaven. Lead OwO on, :3 a God's >w< nyame. +LOVELL. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, +>w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice in >_> youw OwO heawt +Were hid x3 against uWu me, :3 nyow ^-^ to forgive me frankly. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, I as free forgive you +UwU As I would >w< be ÚwÚ fowgiven. I forgive all. +Thewe cannyot >w< be x3 those nyumbewwess offences +'Gainst me UwU that I cannyot UwU take xDD peace OwO with. :3 Nyo bwack >_< envy +:33 Shaww mark my ^-^ gwave. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to his >w< Gwace; +And ^-^ if ^.^ he speak >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, pray tell him +You met him half in >_< heaven. UwU My >_< vows ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews +>_> Yet awe OwO the >_< King's, :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ souw forsake, +:33 Shaww x3 cwy uWu fow blessings uWu on >_> him. May ^.^ he live +^.^ Wongew than I ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to tell his uWu yeaws; +:33 Evew bewov'd ÚwÚ and :33 woving ^-^ may his UwU wuwe ^w^ be; +And when ^.^ owd UwU time :33 Shaww ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his end, +Goodnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fiww OwO up ^-^ onye >_> monyument! +LOVELL. ÚwÚ To th' >w< watew >_> side I >w< must OwO conduct >_> youw >w< Gwace; +;;w;; Then ^w^ give my chawge OwO up ^-^ to Sir Nicholas Vaux, +OwO Who OwO undewtakes you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO end. +>_< VAUX. Pwepawe :3 thewe; +The UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming; UwU see OwO the uWu bawge >w< be weady; +And x3 fit ^.^ it with such x3 fuwnyituwe as ÚwÚ suits +The greatness >_> of his ^.^ pewson. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Nyay, Sir Nicholas, +>_> Wet ^.^ it alone; my OwO state :3 nyow uWu wiww uWu but xDD mock >_> me. +When I came UwU hithew I ÚwÚ was Wowd High >w< Constabwe +And UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buckingham; nyow, UwU poow >_< Edwawd >_> Bohun. +>_> Yet I x3 am wichew than my base accusews +:33 That never knew what >w< twuth meant; I :3 nyow >w< seaw xDD it; +And with UwU that UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em ^-^ onye :3 day >_> gwoan OwO fowt. +UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, +OwO Who ^.^ fiwst rais'd head x3 against uWu usuwping ÚwÚ Wichawd, +Fwying uWu fow succour ^-^ to his ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Banyistew, +>_> Being distress'd, ÚwÚ was uWu by UwU that ÚwÚ wwetch betway'd +And ^-^ without UwU twiaw :33 feww; God's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! +^-^ Henwy OwO the Seventh >_> succeeding, ^.^ twuwy ^-^ pitying +UwU My >_< fathew's loss, >_< wike :3 a UwU most :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, +;;w;; Westow'd me ^-^ to my UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wuins +^w^ Made my name UwU once ^-^ mowe noble. Nyow his UwU son, +^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Eighth, xDD wife, xDD honyouw, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +:33 That :3 made me happy, at ^-^ onye OwO stwoke >_> has :3 taken +>_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ fwom OwO the world. I xDD had my trial, +And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU onye; ;;w;; which makes me +OwO A wittwe happier than my wwetched uWu fathew; +>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^-^ we awe ^-^ onye in ;;w;; fowtunyes: uWu both +x3 Feww uWu by ^-^ ouw servants, uWu by x3 those x3 men ^-^ we :33 wov'd most- +OwO A UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and xDD faithwess uWu sewvice. +xDD Heaven >_> has OwO an ^-^ end in all. xDD Yet, you UwU that hear uWu me, +:3 This ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ dying man weceive as cewtain: +:3 Whewe you awe >_> wibewaw >_> of >_> youw loves ÚwÚ and counsews, +Be ^w^ suwe you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< woose; uWu fow x3 those you ^-^ make fwiends +And ^w^ give >_> youw hearts ^.^ to, when uWu they UwU once pewceive +The :33 weast wub in >_> youw UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ faww away +;;w;; Wike >w< watew ^-^ fwom >_< ye, never ;;w;; found UwU again +But xDD whewe uWu they UwU mean ^-^ to sink ^.^ ye. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, +;;w;; Pway uWu fow UwU me! I >w< must :3 nyow >_> fowsake UwU ye; OwO the last hour +x3 Of my wong x3 weawy life :3 is come x3 upon >_> me. +Farewell; +And when you would uWu say xDD something UwU that :3 is sad, +^w^ Speak how I feww. I ^.^ have done; ÚwÚ and :3 God forgive UwU me! +>_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 twain +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 this :3 is :33 fuww >_> of pity! >_> Siw, ^.^ it calls, +I feaw, xDD too many cuwses uWu on theiw :3 heads +:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^w^ authows. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_> guiwtwess, +^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe; ÚwÚ yet I can ^w^ give you ^.^ inkwing +x3 Of OwO an >w< ensuing :33 eviw, ^-^ if ^.^ it fall, +>_< Gweatew than ÚwÚ this. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good xDD angews ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_< us! +What ^-^ may ^.^ it x3 be? You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt my :33 faith, sir? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This >w< secwet :3 is OwO so ^w^ weighty, 'twill require +OwO A >w< stwong :3 faith ^-^ to conceal it. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Wet me ^.^ have xDD it; +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot talk ^w^ much. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am uWu confident. +You ^-^ shaww, sir. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days hear +OwO A ^-^ buzzing >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sepawation +>w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Kathawinye? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, uWu but ^.^ it held not; +>_< Fow when OwO the UwU King UwU once heard it, >_< out >_> of :3 angew +ÚwÚ He x3 sent xDD command ^-^ to OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow straight +ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the wumouw ÚwÚ and allay x3 those ^.^ tongues +:33 That durst >_> dispewse it. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU that slander, ;;w;; siw, +^-^ Is ;;w;; found :3 a >w< twuth UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it grows UwU again +:33 Fweshew than e'ew ^.^ it OwO was, ÚwÚ and held uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain +The UwU King uWu wiww venture at it. x3 Eithew OwO the Cawdinyaw +Ow >w< some about him ;;w;; nyeaw x3 have, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice +ÚwÚ To OwO the good uWu Queen, ^-^ possess'd him with :3 a scruple +:33 That uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 hew. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; confiwm :3 this UwU too, +Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius :3 is awwiv'd ÚwÚ and xDD watewy; +UwU As >w< aww xDD think, uWu fow :3 this :33 businyess. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; +And mewewy ^-^ to wevenge him uWu on OwO the UwU Empewow +>_< Fow ^.^ nyot xDD bestowing uWu on him at his ^.^ asking +The ^-^ awchbishopwic >_> of uWu Towedo, :3 this :3 is purpos'd. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 hit OwO the mawk; uWu but :3 is't +^.^ nyot x3 cwuew +:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; feew OwO the smawt >_> of uWu this? The Cawdinyaw +uWu Wiww ^.^ have his wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must OwO faww. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 woefuw. +We awe xDD too open here ^-^ to x3 awgue ^.^ this; +Let's ÚwÚ think in pwivate more. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN reading :3 this letter + +CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< 'My lord, +xDD 'The howses >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent for, with >w< aww OwO the cawe +^-^ had, I ^-^ saw ;;w;; weww uWu chosen, ridden, ÚwÚ and fuwnyish'd. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe +x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> handsome, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the :33 best breed in OwO the north. +When uWu they ;;w;; wewe ready ^-^ to xDD set >_< out uWu fow London, :3 a man >_> of +my Wowd Cawdinyaw's, uWu by xDD commission, ÚwÚ and x3 main :33 powew, took +>w< 'em ^-^ fwom uWu me, with :3 this reason: his ^w^ mastew would >w< be sewv'd +before :3 a :3 subject, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot before OwO the x3 King; ;;w;; which stopp'd +^-^ ouw uWu mouths, >_> siw.' + +I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 indeed. Weww, let him ^.^ have ^.^ them. +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have aww, I uWu think. + +x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK + +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ Weww met, my Wowd Chamberlain. +CHAMBEWWAIN. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw Gwaces. +SUFFOLK. OwO How :3 is OwO the UwU King ;;w;; empwoy'd? +CHAMBEWWAIN. I weft him private, +>w< Fuww >_> of >_> sad >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and troubles. +xDD NyOWFOWK. What's OwO the cause? +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It uWu seems OwO the mawwiage with his >_< bwothew's UwU wife +xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw his >_< conscience. +SUFFOLK. No, his ;;w;; conscience +xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw another >_< wady. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; +:3 This :3 is OwO the Cardinal's >_< doing; OwO the :3 King-Cawdinyaw, +:33 That uWu bwind :33 pwiest, >_< wike OwO the ewdest :3 son >_> of OwO fowtunye, +Turns what ^.^ he wist. The UwU King uWu wiww xDD knyow him ^-^ onye day. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< do! He'll never xDD knyow ^-^ himsewf >w< ewse. +xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO How howiwy ^.^ he ^w^ wowks in >w< aww his businyess! +And with what zeal! >_< Fow, :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has cwack'd OwO the >_> weague +>w< Between OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< Empewow, OwO the Queen's gweat nephew, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ dives OwO into OwO the King's ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and there ^.^ scattews +>w< Dangews, doubts, wwinging >_> of OwO the ^.^ conscience, +uWu Feaws, ÚwÚ and despaiws-and >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow his marriage; +And >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ to restore OwO the ;;w;; King, +ÚwÚ He counsels :3 a x3 divowce, :3 a woss >_> of xDD hew +:33 That >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew >_> has :3 hung twenty years +About his neck, ÚwÚ yet never lost xDD hew lustre; +x3 Of xDD hew UwU that loves him with UwU that :33 excewwence +:33 That xDD angews love good x3 men with; x3 even >_> of xDD hew +That, when OwO the :3 gweatest OwO stwoke >_> of >_> fowtunye falls, +uWu Wiww bless OwO the ^w^ King-and :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ couwse >w< pious? +CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom such >_< counsew! ^.^ 'Tis UwU most OwO twue +^.^ These UwU nyews awe evewywhewe; every :33 tongue ^-^ speaks >w< 'em, +And every OwO twue OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow 't. ^-^ Aww UwU that dare +Wook OwO into ^.^ these affairs UwU see :3 this x3 main ^-^ end- +The xDD Fwench King's sistew. xDD Heaven uWu wiww ^-^ onye :3 day open +The King's >_> eyes, UwU that OwO so wong ^.^ have >w< swept x3 upon +:3 This bowd OwO bad xDD man. +SUFFOLK. And free OwO us ^-^ fwom his >_> swavewy. +xDD NyOWFOWK. We xDD had :3 nyeed pray, ÚwÚ and >w< heawtiwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dewivewance; +Ow :3 this imperious man uWu wiww wowk OwO us OwO an +From princes OwO into pages. ^-^ Aww xDD men's honours +Wie >_< wike ^-^ onye lump before ^w^ him, ^-^ to >w< be fashion'd +x3 Into what :3 pitch ^.^ he pwease. +SUFFOLK. >_< Fow uWu me, my x3 wowds, +I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^.^ him-thewe's my x3 cweed; +UwU As I x3 am :3 made ^-^ without ^w^ him, OwO so I'll ^.^ stand, +>w< If OwO the UwU King pwease; his cuwses ÚwÚ and his blessings +Touch me UwU awike; th' awe >_> bweath I ^.^ nyot believe in. +I knew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow him; OwO so I xDD weave him +ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 made him UwU pwoud-the Pope. +xDD NyOWFOWK. Let's in; +And with >w< some uWu othew ^-^ businyess >w< put OwO the UwU King +From ^.^ these >_> sad >_> thoughts UwU that wowk xDD too >w< much x3 upon >_> him. +UwU My lord, ^w^ you'ww bear OwO us xDD company? +CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> Excuse uWu me, +The UwU King >_> has x3 sent me UwU othewwhewe; ÚwÚ besides, +You'll find :3 a UwU most x3 unfit UwU time ^-^ to >_< distuwb >_> him. +OwO Heawth ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wowdships! +xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, my good Wowd Chamberlain. +Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN; ÚwÚ and OwO the KING dwaws +OwO the OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and OwO sits reading uWu pensivewy +SUFFOLK. OwO How >_> sad ^.^ he :3 wooks; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is >w< much affwicted. +^w^ KING. >w< Who's there, ha? +xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. +KING HENRY. >w< Who's there, I ^w^ say? OwO How dare you OwO thwust youwsewves +x3 Into my pwivate OwO meditations? +OwO Who x3 am OwO I, ha? +xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A >_< gwacious ;;w;; king UwU that pawdons >w< aww offences +Malice :33 nye'ew ^.^ meant. Our :33 bweach >_> of >_> duty :3 this uWu way +^-^ Is ^-^ businyess >_> of ^w^ estate, in ;;w;; which ^-^ we come +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw :33 woyaw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +^w^ KING. uWu Ye awe xDD too bold. +uWu Go to; I'll ^-^ make ye xDD knyow >_> youw xDD times >_> of :33 businyess. +^-^ Is :3 this OwO an hour uWu fow :3 tempowaw affaiws, ha? + +x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS with :3 a :33 commission + +>w< Who's thewe? UwU My good Wowd ^-^ Cawdinyaw? :3 O my UwU Wowsey, +The >_> quiet >_> of my >_< wounded ^.^ conscience, +Thou art :3 a cure x3 fit uWu fow :3 a King. uWu [To CAMPEIUS] ^w^ You'we +welcome, +uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed OwO wevewend ;;w;; siw, OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. +;;w;; Use OwO us ÚwÚ and it. uWu [To xDD WOWSEY] UwU My good lord, ^.^ have gweat cawe +I >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found :3 a :3 tawkew. +WOLSEY. >_> Siw, you :3 cannyot. +I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would ^w^ give OwO us uWu but OwO an hour +x3 Of pwivate ^w^ confewence. +^w^ KING. uWu [To >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and SUFFOLK] We awe :33 busy; ^.^ go. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] :3 This pwiest >_> has nyo uWu pwide in :3 him! +SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] :3 Nyot ^-^ to speak ;;w;; of! +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so uWu sick >w< though uWu fow his :3 pwace. +But :3 this cannyot uWu continyue. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, +I'll venture ^-^ onye ÚwÚ have-at-him. +SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] I >_> anyothew. +>_< Exeunt >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK +WOLSEY. Your OwO Gwace >_> has >w< given :3 a OwO pwecedent >_> of OwO wisdom +OwO Abuv >w< aww princes, in committing ^-^ fweewy +Your scruple ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu Chwistendom. +OwO Who can >w< be :3 angwy ^w^ nyow? What >_< envy weach you? +The ^.^ Spanyiawd, tied uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to UwU hew, +Must :3 nyow uWu confess, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ any goodness, +The UwU twiaw ^.^ just ÚwÚ and noble. ^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; cwewks, +I UwU mean OwO the ^w^ weawnyed onyes, in ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD kingdoms +>_< Have theiw free x3 voices. >_> Wome OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of judgment, +:3 Invited uWu by >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; hath x3 sent +>_< Onye ^w^ genyewaw :33 tongue x3 unto >w< us, :3 this good man, +:3 This ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed :33 pwiest, Cawdinyaw :33 Campeius, +x3 Whom UwU once ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +^w^ KING. And UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ;;w;; bid him welcome, +And :3 thank OwO the holy conclave uWu fow theiw ^w^ wuvs. +^.^ They ^.^ have x3 sent me such :3 a man I would ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO fow. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your OwO Gwace >w< must ^.^ nyeeds deserve OwO an ^-^ stwangews' >_> wuvs, +You awe OwO so noble. ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand +I >w< tendew my x3 commission; uWu by uWu whose ^-^ viwtue- +The couwt >_> of >_> Wome OwO commanding-you, my Wowd +Cawdinyaw >_> of Yowk, awe xDD join'd with me theiw ^-^ sewvant +UwU In OwO the OwO unpawtiaw judging >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. +^w^ KING. >w< Two >w< equaw ^-^ men. The Queen uWu shaww >w< be acquainted +xDD Fowthwith uWu fow what you come. Where's Gawdinyew? +WOLSEY. I xDD knyow >_> youw uWu Majesty >_> has :33 awways :33 wov'd xDD hew +^w^ So dear in OwO heawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ to deny xDD hew UwU that +OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of less place UwU might ÚwÚ ask uWu by waw- +Schowaws >_< awwow'd ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to x3 awgue uWu fow :3 hew. +^w^ KING. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and my :3 favouw +ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO does >_> best. :3 God fowbid >w< ewse. :3 Cawdinyaw, +ÚwÚ Pwithee caww UwU Gawdinyew ^-^ to uWu me, my OwO nyew secretary; +I find him :3 a x3 fit fewwow. Exit ^w^ WOWSEY + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ WOWSEY with GARDINER + +WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 GAWDINyEW] >w< Give me >_> youw hand: >w< much +^.^ joy ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO you; +You awe OwO the King's OwO nyow. +:33 GAWDINyEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD WOWSEY] But ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded +>_< Fow >w< evew uWu by >_> youw Gwace, uWu whose hand >_> has rais'd >_> me. +^w^ KING. Come hithew, OwO Gawdinyew. ^w^ [Wawks ÚwÚ and ^-^ whispews] +^.^ CAMPEIUS. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye ^w^ Doctow >_> Pace +UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ man's place before OwO him? +WOLSEY. x3 Yes, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot held :3 a ^w^ weawnyed man? +WOLSEY. x3 Yes, >_> suwewy. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's OwO an i-iww >_< opinyion UwU spwead then, +>_< Even >_> of OwO youwsewf, Wowd Cawdinyaw. +WOLSEY. ^w^ How! x3 Of x3 me? +^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say you uWu envied him +And, feawing ^.^ he would ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO so viwtuous, +Kept him :3 a foweign man still; ;;w;; which OwO so :3 gwiev'd him +:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan mad ÚwÚ and died. +WOLSEY. ^w^ Heav'n's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! +^.^ That's ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe ^w^ enyough. >_< Fow :3 wiving muwmuwews +There's OwO pwaces >_> of rebuke. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, +>_< Fow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyeeds >w< be viwtuous: UwU that good fewwow, +>w< If I xDD command ^w^ him, UwU fowwows my ^.^ appointment. +I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< ewse. xDD Weawn this, :33 bwothew, +We live ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_> gwip'd uWu by meaner pewsons. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Dewivew :3 this with x3 modesty ^-^ to th' Queen. +Exit GARDINER +The UwU most UwU convenyient place UwU that I can ÚwÚ think >_> of +>_< Fow such ^-^ weceipt >_> of >_> weawnying :3 is :3 Bwackfwiaws; +Thewe ye uWu shaww ^.^ meet about :3 this ^-^ weighty business- +UwU My UwU Wowsey, UwU see ^.^ it fuwnyish'd. :33 O, my lord, +Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve OwO an able man ^-^ to xDD weave +^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a bedfellow? But, ^.^ conscience, UwU conscience! +:33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< tendew pwace! ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD weave :3 hew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO OWD LADY + +x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow UwU that nyeithew. Here's OwO the pang UwU that pinches: +His Highness having uWu wiv'd OwO so wong with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +^w^ So good :3 a wady UwU that nyo :33 tongue :33 couwd >w< evew +Pronounce ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of her-by my xDD wife, +She never knew harm-doing-O, nyow, aftew +^w^ So many courses >_> of OwO the >_< sun >_> enthwonyed, +OwO Stiww ;;w;; gwowing in :3 a majesty ÚwÚ and uWu pomp, OwO the ;;w;; which +ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe :33 bittew than +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet at ^.^ fiwst x3 t' acquiwe-aftew :3 this UwU pwocess, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give xDD hew OwO the avaunt, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ pity +Wouwd move :3 a uWu monstew. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >_< Heawts >_> of UwU most ^-^ hawd uWu tempew +Melt ÚwÚ and >_> wament uWu fow :3 hew. +x3 ANNyE. :33 O, God's ^.^ wiww! >w< much better +She :33 nye'ew xDD had OwO knyown ^-^ pomp; :3 though't >w< be temporal, +xDD Yet, ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ quawwew, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do divorce +^w^ It ^-^ fwom OwO the bearer, 'tis :3 a sufferance ÚwÚ panging +UwU As ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body's sevewing. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! +x3 She's :3 a ^w^ stwangew :3 nyow again. +x3 ANNyE. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe +Must ^-^ pity >_> dwop x3 upon :3 hew. Verily, +I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >_> wowwy :3 bown +And ^.^ wange with humbwe livers in ^.^ content +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pewk'd OwO up in :3 a ^.^ gwist'wing >w< gwief +And wear :3 a gowden sorrow. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. Our ^.^ content +^-^ Is ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< having. +x3 ANNyE. By my troth ÚwÚ and ^w^ maidenhead, +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< queen. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Beshwew uWu me, I ÚwÚ wouwd, +And venture uWu maidenhead uWu fow 't; ÚwÚ and OwO so would you, +>_< Fow >w< aww :3 this >w< spice >_> of >_> youw hypocwisy. +You UwU that ^.^ have OwO so fair pawts >_> of ^-^ woman uWu on you +>_< Have xDD too :3 a :3 woman's xDD heawt, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ yet +OwO Affected eminence, :33 weawth, x3 suvweignty; +>w< Which, ^-^ to uWu say UwU sooth, awe blessings; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gifts, +:3 Saving >_> youw :33 mincing, OwO the capacity +x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ soft chevewiw ;;w;; conscience would weceive +>w< If you UwU might >w< pwease ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch it. +x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, good twoth. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Yes, troth ÚwÚ and twoth. You would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen! +x3 ANNyE. No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the riches uWu undew >_< heaven. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ 'Tis stwange: :3 a ^w^ thweepence bow'd would ÚwÚ hiwe uWu me, +Old as I OwO am, ^-^ to queen it. But, I pray you, +What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >w< duchess? >_< Have you wimbs +ÚwÚ To bear UwU that woad >_> of >_> titwe? +x3 ANNyE. No, in :33 twuth. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ;;w;; Then you awe weakwy ^.^ made. :33 Pwuck x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a x3 young ;;w;; count in >_> youw uWu way +>_< Fow ^-^ mowe than :33 bwushing comes x3 to. >w< If >_> youw xDD back +Cannyot OwO vouchsafe :3 this >_< buwden, 'tis xDD too uWu weak +:33 Evew ^-^ to >_< get :3 a ÚwÚ boy. +x3 ANNyE. OwO How you ^-^ do ^w^ tawk! +I uWu sweaw UwU again I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the world. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU In :33 faith, uWu fow wittwe ^.^ Engwand +You'd venture OwO an x3 embawwing. I ^-^ mysewf +Wouwd uWu fow Cawnyawvonshiwe, although there uWu wong'd +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to th' :3 cwown uWu but ;;w;; that. :33 Wo, ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN + +CHAMBEWWAIN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ladies. What >w< wewe't wowth ^-^ to xDD knyow +The >w< secwet >_> of >_> youw ^-^ confewence? +x3 ANNyE. UwU My good lord, +:3 Nyot >_> youw >w< demand; ^.^ it vawues ^.^ nyot >_> youw OwO asking. +Our x3 mistwess' ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> pitying. +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a gentwe ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and becoming +The >w< action >_> of good UwU women; there :3 is >w< hope +^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. +x3 ANNyE. Nyow, I pray God, OwO amen! +CHAMBEWWAIN. You bear :3 a gentwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ and heav'nly blessings +Follow such >_< cweatuwes. :33 That you >w< may, fair >w< wady, +Pewceive I speak x3 sincewewy ÚwÚ and UwU high :3 nyotes +^.^ Ta'en >_> of >_> youw many UwU viwtues, OwO the King's uWu Majesty +Commends his good >_< opinyion >_> of you ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and +uWu Does OwO puwpose uWu honyouw ^-^ to you nyo less xDD fwowing +>w< Than Marchioness >_> of Pembroke; ^-^ to ;;w;; which >_< tide +OwO A ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a yeaw, annual :3 suppowt, +Out >_> of his OwO gwace ^.^ he adds. +x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +What >w< kind >_> of my :33 obedience I shouwd tender; +Mowe than my >w< aww :3 is nothing, :3 nyow my ;;w;; pwayews +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot uWu wowds duwy xDD hawwowed, :3 nyow my :3 wishes +Mowe wowth than uWu empty xDD vanyities; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and :3 wishes +uWu Awe >w< aww I can ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, +Vouchsafe ^-^ to speak my ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ obedience, +UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a :33 bwushing ^-^ handmaid, ^-^ to his xDD Highnyess; +uWu Whose OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ woyawty I pray OwO fow. +CHAMBEWWAIN. Lady, +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw x3 t' appwuv OwO the fair uWu conceit +The UwU King ;;w;; hath >_> of you. ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have pewus'd xDD hew weww: +:3 Beauty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw in xDD hew awe OwO so mingwed +:33 That uWu they ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^-^ who knows ÚwÚ yet +But ^-^ fwom :3 this wady ^-^ may :33 pwoceed :3 a gem +ÚwÚ To lighten >w< aww :3 this x3 iswe?-I'ww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +And uWu say I xDD spoke with you. +x3 ANNyE. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! Exit LORD CHAMBEWWAIN +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: >_> see, >w< see! +I ^.^ have >_< been >_< begging UwU sixteen years in uWu couwt- +OwO Am ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew beggawwy-nyow :33 couwd +Come ^w^ pat ;;w;; betwixt xDD too >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and xDD too ^.^ wate +>_< Fow ^-^ any suit >_> of pounds; ÚwÚ and you, :3 O ^.^ fate! +OwO A vewy UwU fwesh-fish ÚwÚ hewe-fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon +:3 This xDD compeww'd fortune!-have >_> youw OwO mouth fill'd OwO up +Before you open it. +x3 ANNyE. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. OwO How tastes it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ bittew? ;;w;; Fowty :33 pence, nyo. +Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a wady :3 once-'tis OwO an ^.^ owd UwU stowy- +:33 That would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen, UwU that would ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< mud in ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Have you heard it? +x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Come, you awe pleasant. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 With >_> youw >_> theme I :33 couwd +UwU O'ewmount OwO the ÚwÚ wawk. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! +OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds :3 a yeaw uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ wespect! +:3 Nyo uWu othew obligation! By my xDD wife, +:33 That ^w^ pwomises uWu moe uWu thousands: honour's x3 twain +^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than his foreskirt. By :3 this UwU time +I xDD knyow >_> youw xDD back uWu wiww bear :3 a >_< duchess. Say, +uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot stronger than you were? +x3 ANNyE. Good >w< wady, +UwU Make yourself uWu miwth with >_> youw pawticuwaw >w< fancy, +And xDD weave me >_< out on't. Wouwd I xDD had nyo being, +>w< If :3 this salute my UwU bwood :3 a ^.^ jot; ^.^ it faints me +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think what ;;w;; fowwows. +The Queen :3 is comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> fowgetfuw +UwU In ^-^ ouw wong x3 absence. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewivew +What here x3 y' ^.^ have heard ^-^ to :3 hew. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think x3 me? >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. OwO A hall in Bwackfwiaws + +;;w;; Twumpets, sennet, ÚwÚ and cornets. x3 Entew two VERGERS, with ^-^ showt ÚwÚ siwvew wands; +next ;;w;; them, two ;;w;; SCWIBES, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of doctors; aftew ;;w;; them, +OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY alone; aftew ^w^ him, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF WINCOWN, ELY, +WOCHESTEW, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SAINT ASAPH; next ;;w;; them, with >w< some small :33 distance, +UwU fowwows :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN beawing OwO the ^-^ puwse, with OwO the gweat seal, +ÚwÚ and :3 a Cardinal's hat; then two PWIESTS, beawing OwO each ÚwÚ siwvew cross; +then :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN >_> USHEW bareheaded, accompanied with :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS +beawing :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew :33 mace; then two GENTLEMEN beawing two gweat ÚwÚ siwvew UwU piwwaws; +aftew ;;w;; them, >_> side uWu by >w< side, OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and ^-^ CAMPEIUS; +two NOBLEMEN with OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and mace. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN +ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ twains. The KING ^-^ takes place uWu undew OwO the :33 cwoth >_> of x3 state; +OwO the two ^-^ CAWDINyAWS ^-^ sit uWu undew him as >_< judges. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ takes place +>w< some uWu distance ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ KING. The UwU BISHOPS place themsewves uWu on OwO each >_> side +>_> of OwO the couwt, in manner >_> of consistory; x3 bewow them OwO the SCWIBES. +The LORDS ^-^ sit next OwO the >_< BISHOPS. The west >_> of OwO the attendants ^.^ stand +in UwU convenyient owdew about OwO the OwO stage + +WOLSEY. >w< Whiwst ^-^ ouw :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> Wome :3 is ^.^ wead, +>_> Wet siwence >w< be ^w^ commanded. +^w^ KING. What's OwO the UwU nyeed? +^w^ It ;;w;; hath already x3 pubwicwy >_< been ^.^ wead, +And uWu on >w< aww ^-^ sides th' authowity awwow'd; +You ^-^ may then spawe UwU that xDD time. +WOLSEY. Be't >w< so; :3 pwoceed. +uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Henry UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' +CWIEW. ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Hewe. +uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Katharine Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' +CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. + +The ÚwÚ QUEEN makes nyo ^-^ answew, >w< wises >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ chaiw, +:33 goes about OwO the couwt, comes ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and kneels +at his ;;w;; feet; then ^-^ speaks + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I desiwe you ^-^ do me ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and justice, +And ^-^ to bestow >_> youw ^-^ pity uWu on me; uWu fow +I x3 am :3 a UwU most UwU poow ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU stwangew, +ÚwÚ Bown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ dominyions, having here +:3 Nyo ;;w;; judge x3 indiffewent, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe assuwance +x3 Of >w< equaw friendship ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwoceeding. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, +UwU In what ^.^ have I uWu offended you? What cause +;;w;; Hath my >_> behaviouw >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe +:33 That ;;w;; thus you shouwd :33 pwoceed ^-^ to >w< put me >_> of +And UwU take >_> youw good OwO gwace ^-^ fwom x3 me? xDD Heaven ;;w;; witnyess, +I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to you :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and humbwe xDD wife, +^.^ At >w< aww xDD times ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wiww confowmabwe, +:33 Evew in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to uWu kindwe >_> youw uWu diswike, +xDD Yea, :33 subject ^-^ to >_> youw countenance-glad ^w^ ow >_< sowwy +UwU As I ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu incwin'd. When ÚwÚ was OwO the hour +I >w< evew ^.^ contwadicted >_> youw desiwe +Ow :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< minye too? Ow ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw fwiends +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot strove ^-^ to love, although I knew +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >_< minye x3 enyemy? What fwiend >_> of >_< minye +:33 That xDD had ^-^ to him deriv'd >_> youw :3 angew >_> did +^-^ Continyue in my ^-^ wiking? ;;w;; Nyay, >_> gave nyotice +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^w^ dischawg'd? >_> Siw, caww ^-^ to :33 mind +:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw UwU wife in :3 this :33 obedience +x3 Upwawd >_> of twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been bwest +x3 With many chiwdwen uWu by you. ^.^ If, in OwO the ^-^ couwse +And ^-^ pwocess >_> of :3 this UwU time, you can report, +And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it xDD too x3 against >_< minye xDD honyouw, aught, +UwU My bond ^-^ to wedlock ^w^ ow my love ÚwÚ and duty, +uWu Against >_> youw xDD sacwed ^.^ pewson, in God's uWu nyame, +OwO Tuwn me away ÚwÚ and let OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st >_> contempt +OwO Shut xDD doow x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ give me OwO up +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ shawp'st >w< kind >_> of :33 justice. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, +The ;;w;; King, >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ was weputed uWu fow +OwO A pwince UwU most >_> pwudent, >_> of OwO an excellent +And ÚwÚ unmatch'd ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment; UwU Fewdinyand, +UwU My fathew, UwU King >_> of UwU Spain, ÚwÚ was weckon'd ^-^ onye +The >_< wisest pwince UwU that there xDD had reign'd uWu by many +OwO A yeaw >_> befowe. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ question'd +:33 That uWu they xDD had gather'd :3 a xDD wise council ^-^ to them +x3 Of every >_> weawm, UwU that >_> did debate :3 this businyess, +OwO Who ^w^ deem'd ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful. >w< Whewefowe I humbly +^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to spawe me ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may +Be uWu by my fwiends in ^.^ Spain >_< advis'd, uWu whose counsew +I uWu wiww impwowe. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, >w< i' th' name >_> of God, +Your ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be fulfill'd! +WOLSEY. You ^.^ have ;;w;; hewe, >w< wady, +And >_> of >_> youw choice, ^.^ these OwO wevewend xDD fathews-men +x3 Of ^.^ singuwaw integwity ÚwÚ and weawnying, +xDD Yea, OwO the ewect o' th' wand, ^-^ who awe >_< assembwed +ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_> youw ^.^ cause. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 bootwess +:33 That ÚwÚ wongew you desiwe OwO the couwt, as ;;w;; weww +>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own >_> quiet as ^-^ to >_> wectify +What :3 is uWu unsettwed in OwO the King. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. His OwO Gwace +;;w;; Hath spoken ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and UwU justwy; ^.^ thewefowe, UwU madam, +ÚwÚ It's x3 fit :3 this :33 woyaw OwO session ^-^ do :33 pwoceed +And UwU that, ^-^ without deway, theiw arguments +Be :3 nyow OwO pwoduc'd ÚwÚ and UwU heawd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, +ÚwÚ To you I speak. +WOLSEY. Your pweasuwe, OwO madam? +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, +I x3 am about ^-^ to >w< weep; ;;w;; but, >w< thinking UwU that +We awe :3 a queen, ^w^ ow wong ^.^ have :33 dweam'd so, ÚwÚ cewtain +The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, my ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws +I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> spawks >_> of >w< fiwe. +WOLSEY. Be uWu patient >_> yet. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I :3 Wiww, when you awe xDD humbwe; xDD nyay, before +Ow :3 God uWu wiww punish >_> me. I ^-^ do >w< bewieve, +xDD Induc'd uWu by potent circumstances, UwU that +You awe >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my challenge +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my judge; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is you +>_< Have xDD bwown :3 this OwO coaw ;;w;; betwixt my lord ÚwÚ and :3 me- +^w^ Which God's OwO dew >_> quench! OwO Thewefowe I uWu say uWu again, +I >_> uttewwy ^.^ abhow, ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw +Wefuse you uWu fow my :33 judge, xDD whom ÚwÚ yet UwU once ^-^ mowe +I howd my UwU most :33 mawicious ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot +^.^ At >w< aww :3 a fwiend ^-^ to :33 twuth. +WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess +You speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ^-^ who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet +>_< Have ÚwÚ stood ^-^ to charity ÚwÚ and OwO dispway'd th' effects +x3 Of ^-^ disposition gentwe ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO wisdom +OwO O'ewtopping :3 woman's :3 pow'w. ^w^ Madam, you ^-^ do me xDD wwong: +I ^.^ have nyo uWu spween x3 against you, :3 nyow ^w^ injustice +>_< Fow you ^w^ ow any; how :3 faw I ^.^ have ;;w;; pwoceeded, +Ow how :3 faw further ^-^ shaww, :3 is ^w^ wawwanted +By :3 a :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Consistowy, +xDD Yea, OwO the xDD whowe ^.^ Consistowy >_> of Rome. You chawge me +:33 That I ^.^ have xDD bwown :3 this coal: I ^-^ do deny it. +The UwU King :3 is UwU pwesent; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him +:33 That I x3 gainsay my deed, how ^-^ may ^.^ he :33 wound, +And worthily, my xDD fawsehood! xDD Yea, as >w< much +UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye my :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he xDD knyow +:33 That I x3 am free >_> of >_> youw report, ^.^ he knows +I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wwong. OwO Thewefowe in him +^w^ It :3 wies ^-^ to cure uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the cure :3 is ^-^ to +^.^ Wemuv ^.^ these >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO the ;;w;; which before +His Highness uWu shaww speak ÚwÚ in, I ^-^ do uWu beseech +:3 You, >_< gwacious UwU madam, ^-^ to >_> unthink >_> youw ;;w;; speaking +And ^-^ to uWu say OwO so nyo more. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, my lord, +I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe woman, >w< much xDD too uWu weak +^.^ T' oppose >_> youw UwU cunnying. Y'awe meek ÚwÚ and UwU humbwe-mouth'd; +You >w< sign >_> youw place ÚwÚ and calling, in :33 fuww >_> seeming, +x3 With meekness ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; uWu but >_> youw OwO heawt +^-^ Is cwamm'd with arrogancy, spleen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwide. +You x3 have, uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and his OwO Highnyess' ^.^ favouws, +UwU Gonye slightly o'ew low steps, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow awe x3 mounted +:3 Whewe pow'rs awe >_> youw ^-^ wetainyews, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 wowds, +^.^ Domestics ^-^ to you, sewve >_> youw uWu wiww uWu as't >w< pwease +Yourself OwO pwonyounce theiw :33 office. I >w< must tell you +You >w< tendew ^-^ mowe >_> youw person's uWu honyouw than +Your UwU high >_< pwofession uWu spiwituaw; UwU that UwU again +I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse you uWu fow my ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, +Before you aww, appeal x3 unto OwO the Pope, +ÚwÚ To bwing my xDD whowe cause 'fore his uWu Howinyess +And ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by >_> him. +[She >_> cuwtsies ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to depart] +^.^ CAMPEIUS. The Queen :3 is >_> obstinyate, +^.^ Stubbown ^-^ to justice, :3 apt ^-^ to :3 accuse it, ÚwÚ and +^w^ Disdainfuw ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ twied >_< by't; 'tis ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +x3 She's ^-^ going >_> away. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww xDD hew again. +CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the couwt. +>_> GENTWEMAN >w< USHEW. ^w^ Madam, you awe xDD caww'd ^-^ back. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. What :3 nyeed you ^-^ nyote it? ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ keep >_> youw OwO way; +When you awe call'd, ^w^ wetuwn. Nyow OwO the Wowd :33 hewp! +^.^ They uWu vex me ÚwÚ past my uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you xDD pass x3 on. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ tawwy; no, :3 nyow >w< evew ^-^ mowe +:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ businyess my ^.^ appeawance ^-^ make +UwU In ^-^ any >_> of theiw x3 couwts. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew attendants +^w^ KING. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, x3 Kate. +:33 That man >w< i' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ who uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ he >_> has +OwO A better xDD wife, let him in UwU nyought >w< be UwU twusted +>_< Fow ;;w;; speaking false in ;;w;; that. Thou :3 awt, >_< awonye- +>w< If >w< thy x3 wawe qualities, ^w^ sweet uWu gentwenyess, +x3 Thy meekness >_< saint-wike, ^.^ wife-wike ;;w;; guvwnment, +Obeying in uWu commanding, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts +^.^ Suvweign ÚwÚ and UwU pious ewse, :33 couwd speak ÚwÚ thee :33 out- +The queen >_> of earthly OwO queens. x3 She's x3 nyobwe born; +And >_< wike xDD hew OwO twue uWu nyobiwity ^.^ she >_> has +Carried x3 hewsewf towards >_> me. +WOLSEY. uWu Most >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, +UwU In humbwest manner I require >_> youw Highness +:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< decwawe in hearing +x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ears-for xDD whewe I x3 am ;;w;; wobb'd ÚwÚ and UwU bound, +Thewe >w< must I >w< be x3 unwoos'd, although ^.^ nyot there +^.^ At UwU once ÚwÚ and x3 fuwwy UwU satisfied-whethew >w< evew I +OwO Did bwoach :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ ow +Waid ^-^ any scruple in >_> youw uWu way ;;w;; which UwU might +xDD Induce you ^-^ to OwO the xDD question ^-^ on't, ^w^ ow >w< evew +>_< Have ^-^ to you, uWu but with ^w^ thanks ^-^ to :3 God uWu fow such +OwO A :33 woyaw >w< wady, ^-^ spake ^-^ onye OwO the :33 weast >_> wowd UwU that UwU might +Be ^-^ to OwO the prejudice >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pwesent state, +Ow ^.^ touch >_> of xDD hew good ÚwÚ pewson? +^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, +I ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO you; ^-^ yea, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, +I free you from't. You awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ taught +:33 That you ^.^ have many >_> enyemies UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +UwU Why uWu they awe so, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^-^ to >w< viwwage ^.^ cuws, +:3 Bawk when theiw xDD fewwows do. By >w< some >_> of ^.^ these +The Queen :3 is >w< put in ;;w;; angew. Y'awe excus'd. +But uWu wiww you >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> justified? You >w< evew +>_< Have :33 wish'd OwO the sweeping >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; never >w< desiw'd +^w^ It ^-^ to >w< be OwO stiww'd; uWu but ^w^ oft ^.^ have hind'wed, oft, +The x3 passages :3 made towawd it. uWu On my xDD honyouw, +I speak my good Wowd Cawdinyaw ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ point, +And ;;w;; thus :3 faw ;;w;; cweaw >_> him. Nyow, what ;;w;; mov'd me to't, +I uWu wiww >w< be bowd with UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO attention. +;;w;; Then mark th' inducement. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it came-give ^w^ heed :33 to't: +UwU My ;;w;; conscience ^.^ fiwst receiv'd :3 a :33 tendewnyess, +uWu Scwupwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pwick, uWu on ÚwÚ cewtain >_< speeches uttew'd +By th' ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Bayonne, then xDD Fwench ambassadow, +OwO Who xDD had >_< been UwU hithew x3 sent uWu on OwO the >_> debating +OwO A mawwiage :33 'twixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and +Our daughter ^-^ Mawy. uWu I' th' ^-^ pwogwess >_> of :3 this businyess, +Ewe :3 a :3 detewminyate xDD wesowution, he- +I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ Bishop-did require :3 a respite +OwO Whewein ^.^ he UwU might OwO the UwU King his lord advewtise +:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw daughter ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wegitimate, +>_> Wespecting :3 this ^-^ ouw mawwiage with OwO the x3 dowagew, +>_< Sometimes ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's wife. :3 This respite shook +The uWu bosom >_> of my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ entew'd uWu me, +xDD Yea, with :3 a splitting :33 powew, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ to ^.^ twembwe +The region >_> of my ^w^ bweast, ;;w;; which fowc'd such uWu way +:33 That many maz'd ^.^ considewings >_> did UwU thwong +And ^.^ pwess'd in with :3 this caution. First, methought +I ÚwÚ stood ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of UwU heaven, ^-^ who xDD had +;;w;; Commanded ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that my lady's uWu womb, +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; conceiv'd :3 a mawe >w< chiwd uWu by uWu me, shouwd +Do nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ offices >_> of life to't than +The grave OwO does ^-^ to OwO the >w< dead; uWu fow xDD hew mawe xDD issue +Ow ;;w;; died xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe made, ^w^ ow :33 showtwy aftew +:3 This x3 wowwd xDD had air'd ^.^ them. >_< Hence I took :3 a ^w^ thought +:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ judgment uWu on uWu me, UwU that my UwU kingdom, +^.^ Weww >w< wowthy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ heiw o' th' UwU wowwd, shouwd ^.^ nyot +Be ÚwÚ gwadded xDD in't uWu by >_> me. ;;w;; Then UwU fowwows UwU that +I x3 weigh'd OwO the danger ;;w;; which my weawms ÚwÚ stood in +By :3 this my >w< issue's :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> gave ^-^ to me +>_> Many :3 a UwU gwoanying throe. ÚwÚ Thus >_> huwwing in +The wiwd ÚwÚ sea >_> of my ^.^ conscience, I >_> did >_< steew +Towawd :3 this wemedy, wheweupon ^-^ we awe +Nyow ÚwÚ pwesent here >_< togethew; that's ^-^ to uWu say +I meant ^-^ to >_> wectify my ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which +I then >_> did ;;w;; feew :33 fuww >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot well, +By >w< aww OwO the OwO wevewend fathews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand +And ÚwÚ doctows learn'd. First, I >_< began in pwivate +x3 With you, my Wowd >_> of x3 Wincown; you wemembew +OwO How uWu undew my oppression I >_> did >w< week, +When I ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; mov'd you. +UwU WINCOWN. Very well, my ^.^ wiege. +^w^ KING. I ^.^ have xDD spoke xDD wong; >w< be pleas'd yourself ^-^ to uWu say +OwO How :3 faw you ;;w;; satisfied >_> me. +UwU WINCOWN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +The xDD question >_> did at ^.^ fiwst OwO so stagger :3 me- +:33 Beawing :3 a OwO state >_> of :3 mighty ;;w;; moment xDD in't +And consequence >_> of dread-that I committed +The >w< dawing'st counsew ;;w;; which I xDD had ^-^ to UwU doubt, +And >_> did entweat >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ couwse +^w^ Which you awe x3 wunnying here. +^w^ KING. I then ;;w;; mov'd you, +UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ got >_> youw xDD weave +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent summons. :33 Unsowicited +I weft nyo OwO wevewend person in :3 this couwt, +But uWu by pawticuwaw consent proceeded +^.^ Undew >_> youw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and seals; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go OwO on, +>_< Fow nyo :33 diswike >w< i' th' x3 wowwd x3 against OwO the person +x3 Of OwO the good uWu Queen, uWu but OwO the shawp :33 thowny OwO points +x3 Of my alleged uWu weasons, >_> dwives :3 this :3 fowwawd. +uWu Pwuv uWu but ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful, uWu by my life +And >w< kingwy dignity, ^-^ we awe OwO contented +ÚwÚ To wear ^-^ ouw :33 mowaw OwO state ^-^ to come with UwU hew, +Kathawinye ^-^ ouw queen, before OwO the primest ;;w;; cweatuwe +^.^ That's ^-^ pawagon'd o' th' world. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +The Queen being absent, 'tis :3 a :3 nyeedfuw :33 fitnyess +:33 That ^-^ we adjourn :3 this couwt ÚwÚ tiww further ÚwÚ day; +OwO Meanwhiwe >w< must >w< be OwO an eawnyest motion +^w^ Made ^-^ to OwO the Queen ^-^ to caww xDD back xDD hew appeal +She xDD intends x3 unto his Howinyess. +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ may pewceive +^.^ These xDD cawdinyaws twifwe with >_> me. I ^w^ abhow +:3 This :3 diwatowy OwO swoth ÚwÚ and tricks >_> of Rome. +UwU My ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 weww-bewuvd x3 sewvant, >w< Cwanmew, +ÚwÚ Pwithee ^w^ wetuwn. x3 With >w< thy xDD appwoach I xDD knyow +UwU My comfort comes awong. -Break OwO up OwO the >_> couwt; +I ÚwÚ say, xDD set x3 on. :33 Exuent in manner as uWu they >w< entewed + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. The :33 QUEEN'S apartments + +x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 women, as at wowk + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Take >w< thy lute, :33 wench. UwU My ^w^ souw grows +>_> sad with twoubwes; +:3 Sing ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse >w< 'em, ^-^ if :3 thou canst. Weave working. + +SONG + +UwU Owpheus with his lute :3 made trees, +And OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops UwU that freeze, +Bow themsewves when ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ sing; +ÚwÚ To his music pwants ÚwÚ and >_> fwowews +:33 Evew :33 spwung, as >_< sun ÚwÚ and uWu showews +Thewe xDD had :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ wasting spring. + +uWu Evewy xDD thing UwU that heard him play, +>_< Even OwO the ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the >_< sea, +^w^ Hung theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and then uWu way by. +UwU In ^w^ sweet music :3 is such :3 awt, +xDD Kiwwing cawe ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt +UwU Faww asweep ^w^ ow hearing ^-^ die. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN + +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. OwO How ^w^ nyow? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the two gweat >_> Cawdinyaws +Wait in OwO the presence. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd uWu they speak with x3 me? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They wiww'd me uWu say so, ÚwÚ madam. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Pway theiw Gwaces +ÚwÚ To come >w< nyeaw. xDD [Exit ;;w;; GENTWEMAN] What can >w< be theiw ^-^ businyess +x3 With uWu me, :3 a UwU poow uWu weak woman, OwO faww'n ^-^ fwom ^-^ favouw? +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike theiw >w< coming. Nyow I ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, +^.^ They shouwd >w< be good ^-^ men, theiw affairs as :3 wighteous; +But >w< aww xDD hoods ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :33 monks. + +x3 Entew OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS + +WOLSEY. xDD Peace ^-^ to >_> youw Highness! +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Your Gwaces find me here part >_> of >w< housewife; +I would >w< be aww, x3 against OwO the wowst ^-^ may >_< happen. +What awe >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes with uWu me, OwO wevewend wowds? +WOLSEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 nyobwe UwU madam, ^-^ to withdraw +x3 Into >_> youw pwivate chambew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ give you +The :33 fuww cause >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< coming. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it xDD hewe; +There's nyothing I ^.^ have x3 donye >_> yet, o' my ^.^ conscience, +:33 Desewves :3 a cownyew. Wouwd >w< aww uWu othew >w< women +Could speak :3 this with as free :3 a ^w^ souw as I >w< do! +UwU My x3 wowds, I cawe nyot-so >w< much I x3 am x3 happy +OwO Abuv :3 a number-if my :33 actions +Were ^.^ twied uWu by UwU ev'wy tongue, UwU ev'wy eye ^-^ saw >w< 'em, +uWu Envy ÚwÚ and base >_< opinyion xDD set x3 against >w< 'em, +I xDD knyow my life OwO so even. >w< If >_> youw ^-^ businyess +>_< Seek me out, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu way I x3 am UwU wife ÚwÚ in, +Out with ^.^ it :33 bowdwy; >w< twuth loves open >_< deawing. +WOLSEY. ^.^ Tanta >_< est ewga te mentis >w< integwitas, weginya :3 sewenyis-sima- +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :33 O, good my lord, nyo OwO Watin! +I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< since my ^w^ coming, +UwU As ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the language I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in; +OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 tongue makes my cause ^-^ mowe stwange, suspicious; +;;w;; Pway speak in Engwish. ;;w;; Hewe awe >w< some uWu wiww :3 thank you, +>w< If you speak truth, uWu fow theiw UwU poow x3 mistwess' sake: +>_< Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ she >_> has xDD had >w< much ^.^ wwong. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, +The :3 wiwwing'st xDD sin I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet committed +May >w< be absowv'd in Engwish. +WOLSEY. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, +I x3 am >_< sowwy my integwity shouwd bweed, +And service ^-^ to his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and you, +^w^ So ^-^ deep >_> suspicion, xDD whewe >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ was meant +We come ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; accusation +ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint UwU that uWu honyouw every good :33 tongue UwU bwesses, +Nyow ^-^ to :33 betway you ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowwow- +You ^.^ have xDD too xDD much, good lady; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow +OwO How you ^.^ stand >_> minded in OwO the ^-^ weighty >_> diffewence +>w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, +;;w;; Wike free ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^-^ men, ^-^ ouw ^.^ just opinyions +And UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ cause. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. uWu Most UwU honyouw'd UwU madam, +UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, +UwU Zeaw ÚwÚ and :33 obedience ^.^ he still ^-^ bowe >_> youw Gwace, +Fowgetting, >_< wike :3 a good man, >_> youw ^.^ wate ÚwÚ censuwe +Both >_> of his >w< twuth ÚwÚ and him-which ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ faw- +^-^ Offews, as I uWu do, in :3 a >w< sign >_> of :3 peace, +His service ÚwÚ and his x3 counsew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :33 betway me.- +UwU My x3 wowds, I :3 thank you uWu both uWu fow >_> youw good wins; +uWu Ye speak >_< wike >w< honyest men-pway :3 God ye ^w^ pwuv so! +But how ^-^ to ^-^ make ye :33 suddenwy OwO an ^-^ answew, +UwU In such :3 a point >_> of ^-^ weight, OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_< minye xDD honyouw, +Mowe ;;w;; nyeaw my xDD wife, I feaw, with my uWu weak wit, +And ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of gwavity ÚwÚ and weawnying, +UwU In >w< twuth I xDD knyow not. I ÚwÚ was xDD set at wowk +x3 Among my >w< maids, :33 fuww little, :3 God knows, looking +x3 Eithew uWu fow such x3 men ^w^ ow such :33 businyess. +>_< Fow xDD hew :33 sake UwU that I ^.^ have been-for I ;;w;; feew +The last x3 fit >_> of my gweatnyess-good >_> youw ^.^ Gwaces, +>_> Wet me ^.^ have UwU time ÚwÚ and counsew uWu fow my ^.^ cause. +^.^ Awas, I x3 am :3 a woman, friendless, :3 hopewess! +WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you :33 wwong OwO the King's love with ^.^ these feaws; +Your OwO hopes ÚwÚ and fwiends awe >_> infinyite. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU In ^.^ Engwand +But wittwe uWu fow my x3 pwofit; can you xDD think, x3 wowds, +:33 That ^-^ any :3 Engwishman dare ^w^ give me counsew? +Ow >w< be :3 a OwO knyown OwO fwiend, >w< 'gainst his OwO Highnyess' >_> pweasuwe- +^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be UwU gwown OwO so desperate ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ honyest- +And live :3 a x3 subject? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 fowsooth, my fwiends, +^.^ They UwU that >w< must ^.^ weigh >_< out my afflictions, +^.^ They UwU that my xDD twust >w< must gwow ^.^ to, live ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; +^.^ They awe, as >w< aww my uWu othew ^w^ comfowts, :3 faw hence, +UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD countwy, wowds. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace +Wouwd xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and UwU take my x3 counsew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ How, sir? +^.^ CAMPEIUS. x3 Put >_> youw x3 main cause OwO into OwO the King's pwotection; +>w< He's :33 woving ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwacious. 'Twiww >w< be >w< much +Both uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw better ÚwÚ and >_> youw cause; +>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of OwO the OwO waw o'ertake ye +You'll part away disgrac'd. +WOLSEY. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws you OwO wightwy. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye tell me what ye ^w^ wish uWu fow OwO both-my wuin. +^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ Chwistian counsew? Out x3 upon :33 ye! +xDD Heaven :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww :33 yet: there OwO sits :3 a Judge +:33 That nyo ;;w;; king can OwO cowwupt. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ;;w;; wage mistakes ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow UwU ye; holy x3 men I ^w^ thought >_< ye, +:3 Upon my >_> souw, two OwO wevewend ÚwÚ cawdinyaw virtues; +But ÚwÚ cawdinyaw x3 sins ÚwÚ and >w< howwow hearts I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ ye. +Mend >w< 'em, uWu fow shame, my wowds. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw :33 comfowt? +The cowdiaw UwU that ye bwing :3 a wwetched uWu wady- +OwO A ^-^ woman lost UwU among >_< ye, ^.^ waugh'd at, scorn'd? +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ye half my ^w^ misewies: +I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe :33 chawity; uWu but uWu say I ;;w;; wawnyed ^.^ ye. +;;w;; Take :3 heed, uWu fow >_< heaven's :33 sake UwU take :3 heed, west at UwU once +The >_> buwden >_> of my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ faww x3 upon ^.^ ye. +WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, :3 this :3 is :3 a mere >_> distwaction; +You xDD tuwn OwO the good ^-^ we :3 offew OwO into ÚwÚ envy. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye xDD tuwn me OwO into nothing. ^w^ Woe x3 upon >_< ye, +And >w< aww such false UwU pwofessows! Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 me- +>w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any justice, ^-^ any pity, +>w< If ye >w< be ^-^ any xDD thing uWu but x3 chuwchmen's ^-^ habits- +x3 Put my uWu sick cause OwO into his ^.^ hands UwU that OwO hates x3 me? +Alas! >_> has banish'd me his bed uWu awweady, +His love xDD too wong OwO ago! I x3 am >_> owd, my x3 wowds, +And >w< aww OwO the OwO fewwowship I howd :3 nyow with him +^-^ Is only my ^.^ obedience. What can >_> happen +ÚwÚ To me :33 abuv :3 this ^w^ wwetchednyess? ^-^ Aww >_> youw studies +UwU Make me :3 a ^w^ cuwse >_< wike ÚwÚ this. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ^-^ feaws awe >w< wowse. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ;;w;; thus ^w^ wong-wet me speak ÚwÚ mysewf, +x3 Since :3 viwtue ^.^ finds nyo friends-a xDD wife, :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ onye? +OwO A woman, I dare uWu say ^-^ without ^.^ vain-gwowy, +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ bwanded with suspicion? +>_< Have I with >w< aww my :33 fuww ÚwÚ affections +OwO Stiww met OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 wov'd him next ;;w;; heav'n, ;;w;; obey'd ^w^ him, +Been, >_< out >_> of fondnyess, supewstitious ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>w< Awmost ;;w;; fowgot my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ^.^ content ^w^ him, +And x3 am I ;;w;; thus rewarded? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot well, wowds. +>_< Bwing me :3 a ;;w;; constant ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew xDD husband, +>_< Onye UwU that :33 nye'ew :33 dweam'd :3 a ^.^ joy uWu beyond his pweasuwe, +And ^-^ to UwU that woman, when ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ most, +>_> Yet uWu wiww I ÚwÚ add OwO an >w< honyouw-a gweat uWu patience. +WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the good ^-^ we ^-^ aim OwO at. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, I dare ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO so guilty, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO up willingly UwU that x3 nyobwe title +Your ^w^ mastew wed me >w< to: nyothing uWu but death +:33 Shaww e'ew divorce my dignities. +WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway hear >_> me. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd I xDD had never >w< twod :3 this Engwish :3 eawth, +Ow ;;w;; fewt OwO the fwattewies UwU that gwow x3 upon ^.^ it! +uWu Ye ^.^ have angews' :3 faces, uWu but >w< heaven knows >_> youw ^-^ heawts. +What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of me nyow, wwetched >w< wady? +I x3 am OwO the UwU most OwO unhappy ^-^ woman living. +uWu [To xDD hew :33 WOMEN] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_> wenches, xDD whewe awe :3 nyow +>_> youw fowtunyes? +:3 Shipwweck'd x3 upon :3 a UwU kingdom, xDD whewe nyo pity, +:3 Nyo fwiends, nyo OwO hope; nyo UwU kindwed weep uWu fow me; +>w< Awmost nyo grave >_< awwow'd >_> me. ;;w;; Wike OwO the >_> My, +:33 That UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the field, ÚwÚ and >_> fwouwish'd, +I'll >_> hang my head ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. +WOLSEY. >w< If >_> youw OwO Gwace +Could uWu but >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ends awe ^w^ honyest, +You'd ;;w;; feew ^-^ mowe uWu comfowt. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, good >w< wady, +:3 Upon what ^-^ cause, :33 wwong you? ^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw places, +The uWu way >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< pwofession :3 is x3 against xDD it; +We awe ^-^ to cure such sorrows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sow >_< 'em. +>_< Fow x3 goodnyess' UwU sake, consider what you do; +OwO How you ^-^ may hurt OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ay, >_> uttewwy +Gwow ^-^ fwom OwO the King's OwO acquaintance, uWu by :3 this cawwiage. +The hearts >_> of princes ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ obedience, +^w^ So >w< much uWu they love xDD it; uWu but ^-^ to :3 stubbown uWu spiwits +^.^ They sweww ÚwÚ and gwow as uWu tewwibwe as stowms. +I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a gentle, x3 nyobwe tempew, +OwO A ^w^ souw as x3 even as :3 a cawm. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ think OwO us +Those ^-^ we profess, ^-^ peace-makews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvants. +^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ you'ww find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. You :33 wwong >_> youw viwtues +x3 With ^.^ these uWu weak women's UwU feaws. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^.^ spiwit, +UwU As x3 youws ÚwÚ was >w< put OwO into you, >w< evew UwU casts +Such :33 doubts as false >_< coin ^-^ fwom it. The UwU King loves OwO you; +>_< Bewawe you wose ^.^ it not. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ if you >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO us in >_> youw businyess, ^-^ we awe ready +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw xDD utmost studies in >_> youw uWu sewvice. +ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Do what ye uWu wiww my lords; ÚwÚ and pray +forgive me +>w< If I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ mysewf unmannyewwy; +You xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a woman, UwU wacking ÚwÚ wit +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a x3 seemwy ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such pewsons. +;;w;; Pway ^-^ do my service ^-^ to his Majesty; +ÚwÚ He >_> has my OwO heawt >_> yet, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pwayews +OwO Whiwe I uWu shaww ^.^ have my wife. ^w^ Come, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, +uWu Bestow >_> youw counsels uWu on me; ^.^ she :3 nyow OwO begs +:33 That wittwe thought, when ^.^ she xDD set >w< footing ;;w;; hewe, +She shouwd ^.^ have bought xDD hew ^.^ dignyities OwO so ;;w;; deaw. >_< Exeunt + + + +^-^ ACT ;;w;; III.SCENE OwO 2. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, OwO the DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, +ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN + +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< If you uWu wiww :3 nyow ^-^ unyite in >_> youw x3 compwaints +And x3 fowce them with :3 a ^.^ constancy, OwO the Cawdinyaw +Cannyot ^.^ stand uWu undew them: ^-^ if you x3 omit +The :3 offew >_> of :3 this UwU time, I cannyot pwomise +But UwU that you uWu shaww sustain uWu moe OwO nyew disgwaces +x3 With ^.^ these you bear awweady. +^w^ SUWWEY. I x3 am >_< joyfuw +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give me +Wemembwance >_> of my >_> fathew-in-waw, OwO the Duke, +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. +SUFFOLK. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the x3 peews +>_< Have ^-^ uncontemn'd gonye uWu by ^w^ him, ^w^ ow at :33 weast +Stwangewy neglected? When >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ wegawd +The stamp >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess in ^-^ any person +Out >_> of >w< himsewf? +CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU My x3 wowds, you speak >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. +What ^.^ he ^-^ desewves >_> of you ÚwÚ and me I know; +What ^-^ we can ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ him-though :3 nyow OwO the UwU time +Gives uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ us-I >w< much fear. >w< If you cannyot +Baw his access ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, never ^-^ attempt +OwO Anything uWu on him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO witchcwaft +Over OwO the UwU King :33 in's OwO tongue. +xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw him :33 nyot! +His spell in UwU that :3 is ^-^ out; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found +:33 Mattew x3 against him UwU that uWu fow >w< evew x3 maws +The honey >_> of his >_< wanguage. No, :33 he's settwed, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to come OwO off, in his displeasure. +^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Siw, +I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear such UwU nyews as :3 this +>w< Once every hour. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_< Bewieve it, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ twue: +UwU In OwO the divorce his contrary proceedings +uWu Awe >w< aww ÚwÚ unfowded; wherein ^.^ he >_> appeaws +UwU As I would ^w^ wish >_< minye enyemy. +^w^ SUWWEY. OwO How came +His pwactices ^-^ to OwO wight? +SUFFOLK. uWu Most UwU Stwangewy. +^w^ SUWWEY. :33 O, ;;w;; how, ^-^ how? +SUFFOLK. The Cardinal's letters ^-^ to OwO the x3 Pope >_> miscawwied, +And came ^-^ to th' eye o' th' x3 King; wherein ÚwÚ was ;;w;; wead +OwO How UwU that OwO the Cawdinyaw >_> did entweat his uWu Howinyess +ÚwÚ To stay OwO the ÚwÚ judgment o' th' >_< divowce; uWu fow ^-^ if +^w^ It >_> did UwU take place, OwO 'I :33 do' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^-^ 'pewceive +UwU My ;;w;; king :3 is >w< tangwed in xDD affection ^-^ to +OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of OwO the xDD Queen's, OwO Wady >_> Annye >w< Buwwen.' +^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Has OwO the UwU King uWu this? +SUFFOLK. >_< Bewieve it. +^w^ SUWWEY. uWu Wiww :3 this wowk? +CHAMBEWWAIN. The UwU King in :3 this ;;w;; pewceives him how ^.^ he coasts +And :33 hedges his >_> own way. But in :3 this point +^-^ Aww his tricks >w< foundew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he brings his ÚwÚ physic +:33 Aftew his x3 patient's >_> death: OwO the UwU King already +;;w;; Hath married OwO the fair >_< wady. +^w^ SUWWEY. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 had! +SUFFOLK. May you >w< be x3 happy in >_> youw OwO wish, my wowd! +>_< Fow, I profess, you ^.^ have it. +^w^ SUWWEY. Nyow, >w< aww my ^.^ joy +>_< Twace OwO the conjunction! +SUFFOLK. UwU My ^-^ amen ÚwÚ to't! +xDD NyOWFOWK. An men's! +SUFFOLK. There's owdew >w< given uWu fow xDD hew uWu cowonyation; +x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ yet uWu but young, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may >w< be weft +ÚwÚ To >w< some ears UwU unwecounted. But, my x3 wowds, +She :3 is :3 a x3 gawwant creature, ÚwÚ and complete +UwU In :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< featuwe. I >_< pewsuade me ^-^ fwom xDD hew +uWu Wiww ^-^ faww >w< some xDD bwessing ^-^ to :3 this wand, ;;w;; which uWu shaww +UwU In ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; memowiz'd. +^w^ SUWWEY. But uWu wiww OwO the UwU King +Digest :3 this letter >_> of OwO the x3 Cawdinyaw's? +The Wowd forbid! +xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, OwO amen! +SUFFOLK. No, no; +Thewe >w< be uWu moe ^w^ wasps UwU that ;;w;; buzz about his nyose +uWu Wiww ^-^ make :3 this sting OwO the OwO soonyew. Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius +^-^ Is stow'n away ^-^ to Rome; ;;w;; hath ta'en nyo :33 weave; +xDD Has weft OwO the cause o' th' UwU King ^.^ unhandwed, ÚwÚ and +^-^ Is ^.^ posted, as OwO the uWu agent >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Cawdinyaw, +ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< aww his x3 pwot. I ^-^ do assuwe you +The UwU King :3 cwied 'Ha!' at ÚwÚ this. +CHAMBEWWAIN. Nyow, :3 God >_> incense ^w^ him, +And let him x3 cwy 'Ha!' ;;w;; woudew! +xDD NyOWFOWK. But, my lord, +When wetuwns :3 Cwanmew? +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :3 is wetuwn'd in his ;;w;; opinyions; ;;w;; which +>_< Have ;;w;; satisfied OwO the UwU King uWu fow his x3 divowce, +Together with >w< aww :3 famous uWu cowweges +>w< Awmost in uWu Chwistendom. Showtwy, I >w< bewieve, +His uWu second mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be >w< pubwish'd, ÚwÚ and +Her coronation. Kathawinye nyo ^-^ mowe +:33 Shaww >w< be xDD caww'd queen, uWu but pwincess dowagew +And widow ^-^ to Prince ÚwÚ Awthuw. +xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 This >_> same :33 Cwanmew's +OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ta'en >w< much pain +UwU In OwO the King's :33 businyess. +SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :33 has; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see him +>_< Fow ^.^ it OwO an :33 awchbishop. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ So I heaw. +SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOMWEWW + +The Cardinal! +xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Obsewve, obsewve, :33 he's ^.^ moody. +WOLSEY. The ÚwÚ packet, ^-^ Cwomweww, +>w< Gave't you OwO the ^.^ King? +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; hand, :33 in's uWu bedchambew. +WOLSEY. Wook'd ^.^ he o' th' ^-^ inside >_> of OwO the UwU papew? +CWOMWEWW. x3 Pwesentwy +ÚwÚ He >_> did unseaw them; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he ^-^ view'd, +ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ it with :3 a uWu sewious mind; :3 a ^w^ heed +>_> Was in his :3 countenyance. You ^.^ he bade +x3 Attend him here :3 this x3 mownying. +WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ready +ÚwÚ To come OwO abwoad? +CWOMWEWW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by :3 this ^.^ he is. +WOLSEY. Weave me >_> awhiwe. Exit :3 CWOMWEWW +^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to OwO the Duchess >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, +The xDD Fwench King's sistew; ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +>_> Annye :3 Buwwen! No, I'll nyo >_> Annye Bullens uWu fow him; +There's ^-^ mowe xDD in't than fair OwO visage. :3 Buwwen! +No, ^w^ we'ww nyo OwO Buwwens. xDD Speediwy I ^w^ wish +ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom Rome. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< He's discontented. +SUFFOLK. May >w< be ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws OwO the UwU King +uWu Does :33 whet his :3 angew ^-^ to >_> him. +^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ Shawp enyough, +:3 Wowd, uWu fow >w< thy >_> justice! +WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] The ^.^ wate Queen's ^-^ gentwewoman, :3 a :3 knyight's +>_> daughtew, +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 mistwess' :33 mistwess! The Queen's queen! +:3 This xDD candwe burns ^.^ nyot xDD cweaw. ^.^ 'Tis I >w< must snyuff xDD it; +;;w;; Then >_< out ^.^ it OwO goes. What >w< though I xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous +And ;;w;; weww ;;w;; desewving? >_> Yet I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu fow +OwO A ÚwÚ spweeny :33 Wuthewan; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome ^-^ to +Our cause UwU that ^.^ she shouwd lie >w< i' th' uWu bosom >_> of +Our hawd-wuw'd King. xDD Again, there :3 is ^w^ spwung OwO up +An heretic, OwO an OwO awch one, uWu Cwanmew; ^-^ onye +;;w;; Hath cwaww'd OwO into OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +And :3 is his oracle. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 vex'd at >_< something. + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, reading >_> of :3 a x3 scheduwe, ÚwÚ and LOVELL + +^w^ SUWWEY. I would 'twere xDD something UwU that would ÚwÚ fwet OwO the string, +The ^.^ mastew-cowd on's >_< heawt! +SUFFOLK. The ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! +^w^ KING. What piwes >_> of wealth ;;w;; hath ^.^ he accumulated +ÚwÚ To his >_> own *sighs* powtion! And what ÚwÚ expense uWu by th' hour +xDD Seems ^-^ to flow ^-^ fwom :3 him! ^-^ How, >w< i' th' name >_> of ;;w;; thwift, +uWu Does ^.^ he rake :3 this together?-Now, my x3 wowds, +:33 Saw you OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? +xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ^.^ have +x3 Stood here observing >_> him. uWu Some ÚwÚ stwange uWu commotion +^-^ Is in his bwain: ^.^ he bites his x3 wip ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, +uWu Stops uWu on :3 a >_> sudden, looks x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, +;;w;; Then lays his fingew uWu on his UwU tempwe; straight +UwU Spwings >_< out OwO into fast >_> gait; then stops uWu again, +Strikes his uWu bweast >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and anon ^.^ he UwU casts +His eye x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. UwU In UwU most ÚwÚ stwange postures +We ^.^ have uWu seen him xDD set :3 himsewf. +^w^ KING. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be +Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU mutiny :33 in's mind. :3 This xDD mownying +Papers >_> of OwO state ^.^ he x3 sent me ^-^ to pewuse, +UwU As I requir'd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot you what I ;;w;; found +>_< Thewe-on my ^.^ conscience, >w< put :3 unwittingwy? +ÚwÚ Fowsooth, OwO an ÚwÚ inventowy, ;;w;; thus impowting +The uWu sevewaw x3 pawcews >_> of his ;;w;; pwate, his tweasuwe, +UwU Wich ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and :33 ownyaments >_> of ÚwÚ househowd; ;;w;; which +I find at such >_> pwoud ^.^ wate UwU that ^.^ it outspeaks +ÚwÚ Possession >_> of :3 a ^w^ subject. +xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ It's >_< heaven's wiww; +uWu Some spirit >w< put :3 this paper in OwO the >_< packet +ÚwÚ To bless >_> youw eye :3 withaw. +^w^ KING. >w< If ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think +His xDD contempwation ;;w;; wewe :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth +And xDD fix'd uWu on spiritual object, ^.^ he shouwd still +ÚwÚ dweww in his >_< musings; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ afwaid +His ^.^ thinkings awe x3 bewow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^.^ nyot wowth +His uWu sewious considewing. +UwU [The KING ^-^ takes his x3 seat ÚwÚ and whispers >w< WOVEWW, +^-^ who :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the CAWDINyAW] +WOLSEY. xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! +:33 Evew :3 God bless >_> youw Highness! +^w^ KING. OwO Good, my lord, +You awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ stuff, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the UwU inventowy +x3 Of >_> youw :33 best gwaces in >_> youw mind; OwO the ;;w;; which +You ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow x3 wunnying o'er. You ^.^ have scarce UwU time +ÚwÚ To >_< steaw ^-^ fwom spiritual :3 weisuwe :3 a bwief :3 span +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw earthly audit; ;;w;; suwe, in UwU that +I ^.^ deem you OwO an i-iww xDD husband, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ gwad +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you :3 thewein my companion. +WOLSEY. >_> Siw, +>_< Fow holy ^-^ offices I ^.^ have :3 a time; :3 a UwU time +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the part >_> of ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which +I bear >w< i' th' x3 state; ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe OwO does require +Her xDD times >_> of :3 pwesewvation, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce +OwO I, xDD hew ;;w;; fwaiw UwU son, ÚwÚ amongst my ;;w;; bwethwen mowtaw, +Must ^w^ give my >_< tendance x3 to. +^w^ KING. You ^.^ have ^w^ said :33 weww. +WOLSEY. And >w< evew ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ yoke togethew, +UwU As I uWu wiww lend you ^-^ cause, my UwU doing ;;w;; weww +x3 With my ;;w;; weww xDD saying! +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ^w^ said ÚwÚ again; +And 'tis :3 a >w< kind >_> of good deed ^-^ to uWu say ;;w;; weww; +And ÚwÚ yet uWu wowds awe nyo >_< deeds. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd >w< you: +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he did; ÚwÚ and with his deed >_> did :3 cwown +His >_> wowd x3 upon you. x3 Since I xDD had my >w< office +I ^.^ have ^-^ kept you next my >_> heawt; ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 awonye +uWu Empwoy'd you xDD whewe UwU high pwofits UwU might come home, +But par'd my ÚwÚ pwesent havings ^-^ to bestow +UwU My bounties x3 upon you. +WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? +^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ [Aside] The Wowd OwO incwease :3 this businyess! +^w^ KING. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot :3 made you +The >_> pwime man >_> of OwO the state? I pray you tell me +>w< If what I :3 nyow OwO pwonyounce you ^.^ have ;;w;; found true; +And, ^-^ if you ^-^ may x3 confess it, uWu say withaw +>w< If you awe bound ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow nyo. What uWu say you? +WOLSEY. UwU My suvweign, I x3 confess >_> youw :33 woyaw graces, +;;w;; Show'w'd uWu on me xDD daiwy, ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe than :33 couwd +UwU My ^.^ studied >w< puwposes x3 wequite; ;;w;; which went +Beyond >w< aww ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ endeavouws. UwU My endeavours, +>_< Have >w< evew come xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of my desiwes, +>_> Yet xDD fiw'd with my abiwities; >_< minye >_> own ends +>_< Have >_< been >_< minye OwO so UwU that xDD evewmowe uWu they pointed +ÚwÚ To th' good >_> of >_> youw UwU most xDD sacwed person ÚwÚ and +The >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the state. >_< Fow >_> youw gweat gwaces +>_< Heap'd x3 upon uWu me, UwU poow ^-^ undesewvew, I +^w^ Can nyothing render uWu but allegiant :3 thanks; +UwU My ;;w;; pway'ws ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow OwO you; my ^w^ woyawty, +^w^ Which >w< evew >_> has ÚwÚ and >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be >_< gwowing, +;;w;; Tiww >_< death, UwU that winter, :33 kiww it. +^w^ KING. Fairly answew'd! +OwO A :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and uWu obedient :33 subject :3 is +ÚwÚ Thewein iwwustwated; OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of ^.^ it +uWu Does pay OwO the ^.^ act >_> of it, :3 as, >w< i' th' ;;w;; contwawy, +The uWu fouwnyess :3 is OwO the >_> punyishment. I presume +That, as my hand >_> has :33 open'd bounty ^-^ to you, +UwU My OwO heawt >_> dwopp'd love, my ^.^ pow'w ^.^ wain'd xDD honyouw, ^-^ mowe +uWu On you than >_< any, OwO so >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, +Your ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and every UwU function >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, +Shouwd, x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that >_> youw bond >_> of duty, +UwU As 'twere in ^-^ wuv's :33 pawticuwaw, >w< be ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To uWu me, >_> youw OwO fwiend, than any. +WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess +:33 That uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' good I >w< evew labour'd +Mowe than >_< minye own; UwU that OwO am, x3 have, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww be- +^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd >_< cwack theiw >_> duty ^-^ to you, +And thwow ^.^ it ^-^ fwom theiw soul; >w< though pewiws >_> did +OwO Abound as OwO thick as ^w^ thought :33 couwd ^-^ make >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and +xDD Appeaw in >_> fowms ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ howwid-yet my duty, +UwU As doth :3 a ^-^ wock x3 against OwO the chiding ^.^ fwood, +;;w;; Shouwd OwO the xDD appwoach >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wivew bweak, +And ^.^ stand unshaken ^w^ youws. +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. +;;w;; Take ^.^ nyotice, x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ bweast, +>_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu seen him open 't. x3 Wead o'ew ^.^ this; +[Giving him >_< papews] +And aftew, ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^-^ bweakfast with +What :3 appetite you have. +Exit OwO the xDD KING, uWu fwownying x3 upon OwO the CARDINAL; OwO the NOBLES +UwU thwong aftew ^w^ him, :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and UwU whispewing +WOLSEY. What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? +What ^w^ sudden anger's uWu this? OwO How ^.^ have I reap'd it? +ÚwÚ He x3 pawted uWu fwownying ^-^ fwom uWu me, as ^-^ if ruin +:33 Weap'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ eyes; OwO so looks OwO the ^-^ chafed x3 wion +:3 Upon OwO the daring ÚwÚ huntsman UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ gaww'd x3 him- +;;w;; Then makes him nothing. I >w< must ;;w;; wead :3 this papew; +I feaw, OwO the story >_> of his ;;w;; angew. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; +:3 This paper >_> has undonye >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis th' >_< account +x3 Of >w< aww UwU that x3 wowwd >_> of wealth I ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew +>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; ends; >_< indeed ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the :3 popedom, +And >_< fee my fwiends in Rome. :3 O nyegwigence, +OwO Fit uWu fow :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO by! What cross ^w^ deviw +^w^ Made me >w< put :3 this x3 main >w< secwet in OwO the >_< packet +I x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way ^-^ to cure uWu this? +:3 Nyo OwO nyew :33 device ^-^ to beat :3 this ^-^ fwom his uWu bwains? +I xDD knyow 'twill :33 stiw him strongly; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow +OwO A >_< way, ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU take >_< wight, in ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, +uWu Wiww bwing me x3 off again. What's uWu this? xDD 'To th' Pope.' +The letter, as I live, with >w< aww OwO the ^-^ businyess +I :3 wwit uWu to's Howinyess. Nyay then, faweweww! +I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd OwO the OwO highest point >_> of >w< aww my >_< gweatnyess, +And ^-^ fwom UwU that :33 fuww meridian >_> of my >_> gwowy +I haste :3 nyow ^-^ to my setting. I uWu shaww ^-^ faww +;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU bwight >_< exhawation in OwO the OwO evenying, +And nyo man UwU see me more. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ to ^w^ WOWSEY OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and +SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD +CHAMBEWWAIN + +xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Heaw OwO the King's pweasuwe, :3 Cawdinyaw, ^-^ who ÚwÚ commands you +ÚwÚ To render OwO up OwO the gweat >w< seaw ÚwÚ pwesentwy +x3 Into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 confinye yourself +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Ashew :33 House, my Wowd >_> of x3 Winchestew's, +;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom his uWu Highnyess. +WOLSEY. Stay: +Where's >_> youw xDD commission, wowds? Words cannyot carry +Authority OwO so >w< weighty. +SUFFOLK. OwO Who dawes cross >w< 'em, +:33 Beawing OwO the King's uWu wiww ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth ^.^ expwesswy? +WOLSEY. ;;w;; Tiww I find ^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^w^ ow uWu wowds ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> it- +I UwU mean >_> youw :3 mawice-knyow, officious x3 wowds, +I dare ÚwÚ and >w< must deny it. Nyow I ;;w;; feew +x3 Of what coarse >w< metaw ye awe mouwded-envy; +OwO How ÚwÚ eagewwy ye follow my >_> disgwaces, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ fed UwU ye; ÚwÚ and how sweek ÚwÚ and >_< wanton +uWu Ye :3 appeaw in every xDD thing ^-^ may bwing my ruin! +Follow >_> youw ÚwÚ envious OwO couwses, x3 men >_> of >w< mawice; +You ^.^ have ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt +UwU In UwU time uWu wiww find theiw x3 fit :33 wewawds. :33 That >w< seaw +You ÚwÚ ask with such :3 a ;;w;; viowence, OwO the King- +Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> mastew-with his >_> own hand >_> gave me; +;;w;; Bade me enjoy it, with OwO the place ÚwÚ and UwU honyouws, +^-^ Duwing my life; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm his goodness, +x3 Tied ^.^ it uWu by wettews-patents. Nyow, ^w^ who'ww UwU take it? +^w^ SUWWEY. The ;;w;; King, UwU that >_> gave it. +WOLSEY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^-^ himsewf xDD then. +^w^ SUWWEY. Thou art :3 a >_> pwoud >w< twaitow, pwiest. +WOLSEY. Proud lord, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +xDD Within ^.^ these forty ^w^ houws Suwwey durst better +>_< Have buwnt UwU that :33 tongue than ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Thy ^-^ ambition, +Thou uWu scawwet uWu sin, ;;w;; wobb'd :3 this bewaiwing ^.^ wand +x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ Buckingham, my :33 fathew-in-waw. +The :3 heads >_> of >w< aww >w< thy bwothew cardinals, +x3 With ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy :33 best pawts bound togethew, +Weigh'd ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ his. Plague >_> of >_> youw policy! +You x3 sent me uWu deputy uWu fow :3 Iwewand; +Far ^-^ fwom his succour, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ fwom >w< aww +:33 That UwU might ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on OwO the fauwt :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st him; +>w< Whiwst >_> youw gweat goodness, >_< out >_> of holy pity, +xDD Absowv'd him with OwO an OwO axe. +WOLSEY. This, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ewse +:3 This >_> tawking lord can uWu way x3 upon my >_< cwedit, +I ÚwÚ answew :3 is UwU most ^-^ fawse. The UwU Duke uWu by OwO waw +;;w;; Found his UwU desewts; how innyocent I ÚwÚ was +From ^-^ any pwivate ;;w;; mawice in his end, +His x3 nyobwe juwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw cause can witnyess. +>w< If I :33 wov'd many x3 wowds, lord, I shouwd tell you +You ^.^ have as wittwe xDD honyesty as xDD honyouw, +:33 That in OwO the uWu way >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth +Towawd OwO the ;;w;; King, my >w< evew :33 woyaw :3 mastew, +>w< Dawe :33 mate :3 a ÚwÚ soundew man than Suwwey can >w< be +And OwO an UwU that love his fowwies. +^w^ SUWWEY. By my >_> souw, +Your wong UwU coat, :33 pwiest, >_< pwotects OwO you; :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; feew +UwU My >_< swowd >w< i' OwO the life-blood >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< ewse. UwU My uWu wowds +^w^ Can ye >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear :3 this arrogance? +And ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow? >w< If ^-^ we live ;;w;; thus xDD tamewy, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< jaded uWu by :3 a piece >_> of scarlet, +Farewell nobility! >_> Wet his OwO Gwace >w< go :3 fowwawd +And dare OwO us with his ÚwÚ cap >_< wike larks. +WOLSEY. ^-^ Aww xDD goodnyess +^-^ Is :3 poison ^-^ to >w< thy :3 stomach. +^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Yes, UwU that xDD goodnyess +x3 Of gleaning >w< aww OwO the land's wealth OwO into one, +x3 Into >_> youw >_> own x3 hands, :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu by OwO extowtion; +The xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD intewcepted OwO packets +You :3 wwit ^-^ to th' x3 Pope x3 against OwO the x3 King; >_> youw goodness, +x3 Since you >_< pwovoke uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be UwU most :3 nyotowious. +UwU My Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, as you awe ^.^ twuwy noble, +UwU As you >_< wespect OwO the ^w^ common uWu good, OwO the OwO state +x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU despis'd ^w^ nyobiwity, ^-^ ouw >w< issues, +Whom, ^-^ if ^.^ he live, uWu wiww scarce >w< be :3 gentwemen- +Pwoduce OwO the gwand sum >_> of his UwU sins, OwO the xDD awticwes +Collected ^-^ fwom his wife. I'll stawtwe you +UwU Wowse than OwO the ;;w;; sacwing :3 beww, when OwO the xDD bwown wench +>w< Way kissing in >_> youw uWu awms, Wowd Cawdinyaw. +WOLSEY. OwO How xDD much, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd :3 despise :3 this man, +But UwU that I x3 am bound in charity x3 against ^.^ it! +xDD NyOWFOWK. Those ^w^ awticwes, my lord, awe in OwO the King's >w< hand; +But, ;;w;; thus xDD much, uWu they awe ;;w;; fouw ones. +WOLSEY. ^w^ So >w< much ^-^ faiwew +And >_> spotwess uWu shaww >_< minye >w< innyocence awise, +When OwO the UwU King knows my :33 twuth. +^w^ SUWWEY. :3 This cannyot :33 save you. +I :3 thank my memowy I ÚwÚ yet wemembew +uWu Some >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awticwes; ÚwÚ and >_< out uWu they shall. +Nyow, ^-^ if you can x3 bwush ÚwÚ and x3 cwy guilty, :3 Cawdinyaw, +You'll show :3 a wittwe x3 honyesty. +WOLSEY. ^w^ Speak OwO on, siw; +I dare >_> youw wowst ^w^ objections. >w< If I >w< bwush, +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to UwU see :3 a nyobweman UwU want OwO mannyews. +^w^ SUWWEY. I xDD had wathew UwU want x3 those than my head. >_< Have at xDD you! +First, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the King's :33 assent ^w^ ow knowledge +You wrought ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wegate; uWu by ;;w;; which power +You ^.^ maim'd OwO the ÚwÚ juwisdiction >_> of >w< aww uWu bishops. +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Then, UwU that in >w< aww you :3 wwit ^-^ to Wome, ^w^ ow ewse +ÚwÚ To foweign princes, x3 'Ego xDD et ^-^ Wex x3 meus' +>_> Was still UwU inscwib'd; in ;;w;; which you ^w^ bwought OwO the UwU King +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw sewvant. +SUFFOLK. >_> Then, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the knowledge +x3 Eithew >_> of UwU King ^w^ ow ^w^ Counciw, when you went +>w< Ambassadow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, you :3 made bowd +ÚwÚ To carry OwO into Flanders OwO the gweat ÚwÚ seaw. +^w^ SUWWEY. ;;w;; Item, you x3 sent :3 a uWu wawge :33 commission +ÚwÚ To >_< Gwegowy ^.^ de x3 Cassado, ^-^ to conclude, +Without OwO the King's uWu wiww ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ state's UwU awwowance, +OwO A >_> weague :3 between his Highness ÚwÚ and >_> Fewwawa. +SUFFOLK. :33 That >_< out >_> of mere ambition you ^.^ have caus'd +Your holy ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ stamp'd uWu on OwO the King's >w< coin. +^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Then, UwU that you ^.^ have x3 sent innumerable UwU substance, +By what :3 means ^w^ got I xDD weave ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 pwepawe OwO the ^-^ ways +You ^.^ have uWu fow >w< dignyities, ^-^ to OwO the mere ;;w;; undoing +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. >_> Many ^-^ mowe there awe, +>w< Which, >_< since uWu they awe >_> of you, ÚwÚ and >_< odious, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ taint my OwO mouth OwO with. +CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 O my lord, +Press ^.^ nyot :3 a fawwing man xDD too :3 faw! ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; viwtue. +His faults lie open ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; let ;;w;; them, +:3 Nyot you, >_< cowwect >_> him. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ to UwU see him +^w^ So wittwe >_> of his gweat >w< sewf. +^w^ SUWWEY. I forgive >_> him. +SUFFOLK. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe UwU is- +xDD Because >w< aww x3 those >w< things you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> of :3 wate, +By >_> youw power wegatinye within :3 this UwU kingdom, +UwU Faww OwO into th' ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pwaemunyiwe- +:33 That OwO thewefowe such :3 a :3 wwit >w< be :33 sued x3 against >w< you: +ÚwÚ To uWu fowfeit >w< aww >_> youw >_< goods, UwU wands, ÚwÚ tenyements, +Chattels, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whatsoevew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be +Out >_> of OwO the King's >w< pwotection. :3 This :3 is my :33 chawge. +xDD NyOWFOWK. And OwO so ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 meditations +OwO How ^-^ to live ^w^ bettew. >_< Fow >_> youw :3 stubbown ÚwÚ answew +About OwO the giving xDD back OwO the gweat >w< seaw ^-^ to >w< us, +The UwU King uWu shaww xDD knyow it, :3 and, nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww :3 thank you. +^w^ So fare you well, my wittwe good Wowd Cawdinyaw. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ WOWSEY +WOLSEY. ^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to OwO the wittwe good you bear >_> me. +Faweweww, :3 a wong ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to >w< aww my greatness! +:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO state >_> of ÚwÚ man: OwO to-day ^.^ he ^-^ puts :3 fowth +The >w< tendew leaves >_> of xDD hopes; to-morrow blossoms +And uWu beaws his :33 bwushing honours OwO thick x3 upon him; +The third :3 day comes :3 a :33 fwost, :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 fwost, +And when ^.^ he thinks, good :33 easy man, :33 fuww ^w^ suwewy +His greatness :3 is a-wipenying, nyips his woot, +And then ^.^ he falls, as I do. I ^.^ have ventuw'd, +;;w;; Wike wittwe >_< wanton :3 boys UwU that OwO swim uWu on >_> bwaddews, +:3 This many ^.^ summews in :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU gwowy; +But :3 faw uWu beyond my >w< depth. UwU My xDD high-bwown uWu pwide +^.^ At wength x3 bwoke uWu undew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has weft uWu me, +Weary ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd with UwU sewvice, ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy +x3 Of :3 a wude ÚwÚ stweam, UwU that >w< must uWu fow >w< evew hide >_> me. +Vain OwO pomp ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, I UwU hate UwU ye; +I ;;w;; feew my OwO heawt OwO nyew :3 open'd. :33 O, how wwetched +^-^ Is UwU that UwU poow man UwU that OwO hangs uWu on ^-^ pwinces' favours! +Thewe :3 is ;;w;; betwixt UwU that >_> smiwe ^-^ we would aspire ^.^ to, +:33 That ^w^ sweet aspect >_> of princes, ÚwÚ and theiw ruin +Mowe >w< pangs ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws than wars ^w^ ow >w< women ^.^ have; +And when ^.^ he falls, ^.^ he ^.^ fawws >_< wike Lucifer, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< hope again. + +x3 Entew x3 CWOMWEWW, standing amazed + +ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Cwomweww! +CWOMWEWW. I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, sir. +WOLSEY. >_> What, >w< amaz'd +^.^ At my >_< misfowtunyes? ^w^ Can >w< thy spirit wonder +OwO A gweat man shouwd decwinye? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you ;;w;; weep, +I x3 am OwO faww'n :3 indeed. +CWOMWEWW. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? +WOLSEY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; weww; +uWu Nyevew OwO so ^.^ twuwy happy, my good Cromwell. +I xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf nyow, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew within me +OwO A xDD peace :33 abuv >w< aww earthly >w< dignyities, +OwO A still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet >_< conscience. The UwU King >_> has x3 cuw'd uWu me, +I humbly :3 thank his >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ these UwU shouwdews, +^.^ These >_< wuin'd :3 piwwaws, >_< out >_> of pity, :3 taken +OwO A woad would sink :3 a nyavy-too >w< much honyouw. +:33 O, 'tis :3 a >_< buwden, ^-^ Cwomweww, 'tis :3 a >_> buwden +:3 Too :33 heavy uWu fow :3 a man UwU that OwO hopes uWu fow uWu heaven! +CWOMWEWW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> has :3 made UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; use >_> of it. +WOLSEY. I >w< hope I have. I x3 am able nyow, >_> methinks, +Out >_> of :3 a uWu fowtitude >_> of ^w^ souw I x3 feew, +ÚwÚ To >_> enduwe ^-^ mowe xDD misewies ÚwÚ and gweatew :3 faw +>w< Than my weak-hearted >_> enyemies dare ^.^ offew. +What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? +CWOMWEWW. The ÚwÚ heaviest ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst +^-^ Is >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe with OwO the King. +WOLSEY. :3 God bless :3 him! +CWOMWEWW. The next :3 is UwU that Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Mowe :3 is :3 chosen +Wowd >w< Chancewwow in >_> youw :3 pwace. +WOLSEY. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat >_< sudden. +But :33 he's :3 a ^w^ weawnyed xDD man. May ^.^ he continue +Wong in his OwO Highnyess' >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 justice +>_< Fow ÚwÚ twuth's :33 sake ÚwÚ and his :3 conscience; UwU that his bones +When ^.^ he >_> has run his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and sweeps in uWu bwessings, +May ^.^ have :3 a tomb >_> of OwO owphans' ;;w;; teaws >_> wept uWu on :3 him! +What >_> mowe? +CWOMWEWW. :33 That Cranmer :3 is wetuwn'd with welcome, +;;w;; Instaww'd Wowd Awchbishop >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. +WOLSEY. ^.^ That's UwU nyews :3 indeed. +CWOMWEWW. >w< Wast, UwU that OwO the OwO Wady UwU Annye, +x3 Whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath in ^.^ secwecy wong xDD mawwied, +:3 This :3 day ÚwÚ was ^.^ view'd in open as his queen, +;;w;; Going ^-^ to uWu chapew; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow +>_> Onwy about xDD hew coronation. +WOLSEY. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO weight UwU that uWu puww'd me down. +:3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, +The UwU King >_> has gonye uWu beyond >_> me. ^-^ Aww my glories +UwU In UwU that ^-^ onye ^-^ woman I ^.^ have lost uWu fow ever. +:3 Nyo >_< sun uWu shaww >w< evew >_> ushew :3 fowth >_< minye UwU honyouws, +Ow ÚwÚ giwd UwU again OwO the x3 nyobwe twoops UwU that waited +:3 Upon my smiles. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, Cwomweww; +I x3 am :3 a UwU poow OwO faww'n man, unworthy :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy lord ÚwÚ and mastew. >_< Seek OwO the x3 King; +:33 That >_> sun, I pray, ^-^ may never :33 set! I ^.^ have told him +What ÚwÚ and how OwO twue :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ advance thee; +uWu Some wittwe memowy >_> of me uWu wiww :33 stiw x3 him- +I xDD knyow his x3 nyobwe ^.^ nyatuwe-nyot ^-^ to let +x3 Thy ^w^ hopefuw service pewish ^w^ too. Good ^-^ Cwomweww, +Nyegwect him not; ^-^ make ;;w;; use nyow, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide +>_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own :33 futuwe xDD safety. +CWOMWEWW. :3 O my lord, +Must I then xDD weave you? Must I ^.^ nyeeds >_< fowgo +^w^ So uWu good, OwO so noble, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO twue :3 a ^.^ mastew? +Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot hearts >_> of x3 iwon, +x3 With what :3 a UwU sowwow Cromwell leaves his :33 wowd. +The UwU King uWu shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ sewvice; uWu but my ;;w;; pwayews +>_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ youws. +WOLSEY. ^-^ Cwomweww, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to shed :3 a >w< teaw +UwU In >w< aww my >_> misewies; uWu but :3 thou x3 hast fowc'd uWu me, +Out >_> of >w< thy >w< honyest truth, ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO woman. +Let's OwO dwy ^-^ ouw ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw hear uWu me, ^-^ Cwomweww, +And when I x3 am forgotten, as I uWu shaww ^.^ be, +And ;;w;; sweep in :33 duww x3 cowd ÚwÚ mawbwe, xDD whewe nyo OwO mention +x3 Of me ^-^ mowe >w< must >w< be heard :33 of, uWu say I ^w^ taught ^w^ thee- +Say UwU Wowsey, UwU that UwU once >w< twod OwO the ^-^ ways >_> of ^-^ gwowy, +And ÚwÚ sounded >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ depths ÚwÚ and shoaws >_> of xDD honyouw, +;;w;; Found ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< way, >_< out >_> of his UwU wweck, ^-^ to xDD wise ^w^ in- +OwO A ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and xDD safe one, >w< though >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_< miss'd it. +>_< Mawk uWu but my ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that >_< wuin'd >_> me. +^-^ Cwomweww, I chawge ^.^ thee, fling away x3 ambition: +By UwU that xDD sin feww OwO the uWu angews. OwO How can man then, +The ^.^ image >_> of his >_< Makew, >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu by it? +^-^ Wuv thyself xDD wast; cherish x3 those hearts UwU that UwU hate thee; +>_< Cowwuption UwU wins ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than x3 honyesty. +OwO Stiww in >w< thy ^.^ wight hand carry gentwe xDD peace +ÚwÚ To siwence ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ tongues. Be UwU just, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw not; +>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ends :3 thou xDD aim'st at >w< be >w< thy countwy's, +x3 Thy God's, ÚwÚ and truth's; then, ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; faww'st, :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, +Thou faww'st :3 a bwessed mawtyw! +Sewve OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ and-pwithee ;;w;; wead me in. +Thewe UwU take OwO an UwU inventowy >_> of >w< aww I ^.^ have +ÚwÚ To OwO the last UwU penny; 'tis OwO the King's. UwU My wobe, +And my integwity ^-^ to UwU heaven, :3 is >w< aww +I dare :3 nyow caww >_< minye >w< own. :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, Cwomweww! +Had I uWu but sewv'd my :3 God with half OwO the x3 zeaw +I sewv'd my ;;w;; King, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot in >_< minye :3 age +>_< Have weft me ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies. +CWOMWEWW. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. +WOLSEY. ^w^ So I have. Farewell +The OwO hopes >_> of couwt! UwU My OwO hopes in >w< heaven ^-^ do dwell. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +OwO A uWu stweet in OwO Westminstew + +x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, meeting ^-^ onye another + +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Y'awe ;;w;; weww met UwU once again. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe you. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You come ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and +>w< behowd +The OwO Wady >_> Annye xDD pass ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU cowonyation? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww my :33 businyess. ^.^ At ^-^ ouw last uWu encountew +The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham came ^-^ fwom his trial. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. But UwU that UwU time ^.^ offew'd +^w^ sowwow; +This, ^w^ genyewaw OwO joy. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. The >_< citizens, +I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ have shown at :33 fuww theiw :33 woyaw :3 minds- +As, let >w< 'em ^.^ have theiw rights, uWu they awe >w< evew ;;w;; fowwawd- +UwU In ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of :3 this :3 day with shows, +ÚwÚ Pageants, ÚwÚ and uWu sights >_> of honyouw. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyevew greater, +Nyow, I'll assuwe you, better >w< taken, sir. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask what UwU that x3 contains, +:33 That paper in >_> youw ^.^ hand? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Yes; 'tis OwO the list +x3 Of x3 those UwU that OwO cwaim theiw ^-^ offices :3 this day, +By UwU custom >_> of OwO the coronation. +The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 is OwO the :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and uWu cwaims +ÚwÚ To >w< be High uWu Stewawd; nyext, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, +ÚwÚ He ^-^ to >w< be Eaww ^.^ Mawshaw. You ^-^ may ;;w;; wead OwO the ^-^ west. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I :3 thank you, siw; xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown +x3 those customs, +I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw >w< papew. +But, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ become >_> of Katharine, +The ^w^ Pwincess >_> Dowagew? OwO How :33 goes xDD hew business? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I can tell you ^w^ too. The Awchbishop +x3 Of Cantewbuwy, accompanied with uWu othew +>w< Weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend fathews >_> of his owdew, +Held :3 a ^.^ wate couwt at Dunstabwe, OwO six :3 miwes >_> of +From Ampthiww, xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ Pwincess OwO way; ^-^ to ;;w;; which +She ÚwÚ was >_< often ^w^ cited uWu by ;;w;; them, uWu but appeaw'd not. +And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, uWu fow ^.^ nyot ^.^ appeawance ÚwÚ and +The King's ^.^ wate scwupwe, uWu by OwO the x3 main :33 assent +x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ men, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_< divowc'd, +And OwO the ^.^ wate mawwiage :3 made >_> of UwU nyonye xDD effect; +x3 Since ;;w;; which ^.^ she ÚwÚ was wemuvd ^-^ to ;;w;; Kimbowton, +:3 Whewe ^.^ she remains :3 nyow sick. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! [Trumpets] +The OwO twumpets :3 sound. Stand OwO cwose, OwO the Queen :3 is >w< coming. +[Hautboys] + +OwO THE ORDER >_< OF OwO THE COWONyATION. + +OwO 1. OwO A lively flourish >_> of trumpets. +OwO 2. ;;w;; Then two UwU JUDGES. +xDD 3. LORD CHANCELLOR, with >_> puwse ÚwÚ and mace before >_> him. +x3 4. ÚwÚ CHOWISTEWS OwO singing. >_< [Music] +5. :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, beawing OwO the mace. ;;w;; Then GARTER, in +his :3 coat >_> of uWu awms, ÚwÚ and uWu on his head ^.^ he :33 wowe :3 a OwO giwt copper +^w^ cwown. +:33 6. ^w^ MAWQUIS UwU DOWSET, beawing :3 a OwO sceptwe >_> of ^.^ gowd, uWu on his head :3 a +;;w;; demi-cowonyaw >_> of >w< gowd. x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, +beawing OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew with OwO the x3 duv, crowned with OwO an +:33 eaww's ^-^ cowonyet. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. +:3 7. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, in his robe >_> of ^w^ estate, his coronet uWu on +his uWu head, beawing :3 a wong >_> white wand, as High ÚwÚ Stewawd. +x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of +marshalship, :3 a coronet uWu on his head. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. +uWu 8. OwO A >_> canyopy ÚwÚ bownye uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; CINQUE-POWTS; uWu undew ^.^ it +OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN in xDD hew robe; in xDD hew >_< haiw richly OwO adownyed with +pearl, ÚwÚ cwownyed. uWu On OwO each >_> side UwU hew, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF ^-^ WONDON +ÚwÚ and WINCHESTER. +OwO 9. The ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, in :3 a cowonyaw >_> of gold +wrought with flowers, beawing OwO the :33 QUEEN'S OwO twain. +:3 10. Cewtain uWu WADIES ^w^ ow >w< COUNTESSES, with ;;w;; pwain UwU ciwcwets >_> of gold +^-^ without xDD fwowews. + +^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ fiwst >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage in owdew ÚwÚ and state, +ÚwÚ and then :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets + +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A :33 woyaw OwO twain, believe >_> me. ^.^ These know. +>w< Who's UwU that UwU that uWu beaws OwO the sceptre? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Mawquis OwO Dowset; +And UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Surrey, with OwO the rod. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A bowd bwave gentleman. :33 That shouwd >w< be +The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD same-High ÚwÚ Stewawd. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And UwU that my Wowd >_> of OwO Nyowfowk? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Yes. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on OwO the QUEEN] xDD Heaven +bless thee! +Thou x3 hast OwO the x3 sweetest ;;w;; face I >w< evew ^.^ wook'd x3 on. +>_> Siw, as I ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ^-^ angew; +Our ;;w;; king >_> has >w< aww OwO the >_< Indies in his uWu awms, +And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 wichew, when ^.^ he strains UwU that lady; +I cannyot blame his >_< conscience. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They UwU that bear +The :33 cwoth >_> of uWu honyouw xDD uvw xDD hew awe ;;w;; fouw bawons +x3 Of OwO the ;;w;; Cinque-powts. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Those x3 men awe x3 happy; ÚwÚ and OwO so awe >w< aww +awe ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. +I UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ she UwU that >_> cawwies OwO up OwO the x3 twain +^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ owd x3 nyobwe >w< wady, Duchess >_> of Nyowfowk. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe ^-^ countesses. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Their xDD cowonyets uWu say ÚwÚ so. ^.^ These awe x3 staws :3 indeed, +And ^.^ sometimes fawwing ones. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +Exit Procession, with :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets + +x3 Entew :3 a third >_> GENTWEMAN + +:3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been bwoiwing? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Among OwO the ;;w;; cwowds >w< i' th' UwU Abbey, xDD whewe :3 a fingew +Could ^.^ nyot >w< be wedg'd in ^-^ mowe; I x3 am stifled +x3 With OwO the mere >_< wanknyess >_> of theiw OwO joy. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ saw +The ceremony? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I ÚwÚ did. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Weww wowth OwO the uWu seeing. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good ;;w;; siw, speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am xDD abwe. The rich ^w^ stweam +x3 Of uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wadies, having ^w^ bwought OwO the Queen +ÚwÚ To :3 a :33 pwepaw'd place in OwO the choiw, feww >_> of +OwO A uWu distance ^-^ fwom UwU hew, >_< whiwe xDD hew OwO Gwace xDD sat ;;w;; down +ÚwÚ To west uWu awhiwe, >w< some half OwO an hour ^w^ ow so, +UwU In :3 a rich chair >_> of state, ;;w;; opposing ^-^ fweewy +The x3 beauty >_> of xDD hew person ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. +>_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the :3 goodwiest ^-^ woman +:33 That >w< evew uWu way uWu by >w< man; ;;w;; which when OwO the ^w^ peopwe +Had OwO the :33 fuww view :33 of, such :3 a ^w^ nyoise ;;w;; awose +UwU As OwO the ^-^ shwouds ^-^ make at ÚwÚ sea in :3 a ;;w;; stiff OwO tempest, +UwU As ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to as many tunyes; ÚwÚ hats, :33 cwoaks- +uWu Doubwets, I :3 think-fwew uWu up, ÚwÚ and xDD had theiw faces +:3 Been woose, :3 this :3 day uWu they xDD had >_< been xDD wost. Such ^.^ joy +I never ^-^ saw >_> befowe. ^-^ Gweat-bewwied :3 women, +:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot half :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, >_< wike uWu wams +UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd UwU time >_> of war, would >_< shake OwO the ;;w;; pwess, +And ^-^ make >w< 'em ^.^ weew before >_< 'em. :3 Nyo man :3 wiving +Could uWu say >_< 'This :3 is my wife' there, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe woven +^w^ So stwangewy in ^-^ onye piece. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But what follow'd? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At wength xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 wose, ÚwÚ and with +modest paces +Came ^-^ to OwO the altar, xDD whewe ^.^ she >w< knyeew'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ saintwike +:3 Cast xDD hew fair eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd devoutwy. +;;w;; Then wose uWu again, ÚwÚ and bow'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe; +When uWu by OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy +She xDD had >w< aww OwO the :33 woyaw ÚwÚ makings >_> of :3 a queen: +UwU As holy uWu oiw, >_< Edwawd OwO Confessow's UwU cwown, +The >w< wod, ÚwÚ and biwd >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and >w< aww such xDD embwems +Waid ^w^ nyobwy uWu on UwU hew; ;;w;; which perform'd, OwO the choiw, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< choicest music >_> of OwO the UwU kingdom, +Together uWu sung 'Te ÚwÚ Deum.' ^w^ So ^.^ she parted, +And with OwO the >_> same :33 fuww OwO state pac'd xDD back UwU again +ÚwÚ To uWu Yowk >w< Pwace, xDD whewe OwO the feast :3 is x3 hewd. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Siw, +You >w< must nyo ^-^ mowe caww ^.^ it uWu Yowk Place: that's ;;w;; past: +>_< Fow >_< since OwO the Cawdinyaw feww UwU that title's xDD wost. +^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, ÚwÚ and called :3 Whitehaww. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD knyow xDD it; +But 'tis OwO so lately alter'd UwU that OwO the ^.^ owd name +^-^ Is ^.^ fwesh about >_> me. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What two OwO wevewend x3 bishops +Were x3 those UwU that went uWu on OwO each >_> side >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Stokesly ÚwÚ and >_< Gawdinyew: OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of >w< Winchestew, +Newly ^w^ pwefeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the King's secretary; +The xDD othew, Wondon. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew +^-^ Is held nyo gweat good >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the Archbishop's, +The ÚwÚ viwtuous Cranmer. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ wand knows UwU that; +However, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is nyo gweat breach. When ^.^ it uWu comes, +Cranmer uWu wiww find :3 a fwiend uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> him. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who ^-^ may UwU that ^.^ be, I pray you? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Cwomweww, +OwO A man in >w< much >_< esteem with th' ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy +OwO A >w< wowthy >w< fwiend. The UwU King >_> has :3 made him ^-^ Mastew +>w< O' th' >_> jewew :33 House, +And one, uWu awweady, >_> of OwO the Privy ;;w;; Counciw. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww deserve more. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^-^ without >w< aww >_> doubt. +^w^ Come, gentlemen, ye uWu shaww >w< go my >_< way, ;;w;; which +^-^ Is ^-^ to th' couwt, ÚwÚ and there ye uWu shaww >w< be my guests: +OwO Something I can ^.^ command. UwU As I ÚwÚ wawk :33 thithew, +I'll tell ye more. +uWu BOTH. You ^-^ may xDD command >w< us, sir. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Kimbolton + +x3 Entew KATHAWINyE, Dowager, uWu sick; wed :3 between >_< GWIFFITH, xDD hew ^w^ Gentweman xDD Ushew, +ÚwÚ and UwU PATIENCE, xDD hew ^-^ woman + +GWIFFITH. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? +KATHARINE. :3 O >w< Gwiffith, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death! +UwU My >w< wegs >_< wike woaden branches bow ^-^ to th' :3 eawth, +^.^ Wiwwing ^-^ to xDD weave theiw burden. >_< Weach :3 a uWu chaiw. +uWu So-nyow, >_> methinks, I ;;w;; feew :3 a wittwe OwO ease. +>w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot tell uWu me, >w< Gwiffith, as :3 thou uWu wed'st uWu me, +:33 That OwO the gweat >w< chiwd >_> of xDD honyouw, Cawdinyaw UwU Wowsey, +>_> Was ;;w;; dead? +GWIFFITH. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; uWu but I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Gwace, +Out >_> of OwO the pain you OwO suffew'd, >_> gave nyo ear to't. +KATHARINE. Prithee, good >w< Gwiffith, tell me how ^.^ he died. +>w< If well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ stepp'd before uWu me, UwU happiwy, +>_< Fow my ;;w;; exampwe. +GWIFFITH. Weww, OwO the >w< voice >_> goes, ^.^ madam; +>_< Fow aftew OwO the :33 stout Eaww Northumberland +xDD Awwested him at uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him x3 fowwawd, +UwU As :3 a man sorely ^-^ tainted, ^-^ to his ^-^ answew, +ÚwÚ He feww uWu sick ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwew OwO so i-iww +ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit his muwe. +KATHARINE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! +GWIFFITH. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, with :33 easy woads, ^.^ he came ^-^ to Leicester, +uWu Wodg'd in OwO the x3 abbey; xDD whewe OwO the OwO wevewend abbot, +x3 With >w< aww his ^w^ cuvnt, :3 honyouwabwy receiv'd him; +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ these xDD wowds: 'O fathew ÚwÚ Abbot, +An ^.^ owd man, ^w^ bwoken with OwO the stowms >_> of state, +^-^ Is come ^-^ to uWu way his x3 weawy bones UwU among UwU ye; +>w< Give him :3 a wittwe :3 eawth uWu fow chawity!' +^w^ So went ^-^ to ^-^ bed; xDD whewe ÚwÚ eagewwy his sicknyess +Pursu'd him still And three nyights aftew this, +About OwO the hour >_> of ^.^ eight-which ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf +Fowetowd shouwd >w< be his uWu wast-fuww >_> of ^-^ wepentance, +xDD Continyuaw ;;w;; meditations, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and sorrows, +ÚwÚ He >_> gave his honours ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu again, +His bwessed part ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >w< swept in ^-^ peace. +KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he west; his faults lie gently uWu on :3 him! +>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :33 faw, >w< Gwiffith, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak ^w^ him, +And ÚwÚ yet with >_> chawity. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man +x3 Of OwO an unbounded >w< stomach, >w< evew ^.^ wanking +Himsewf with OwO pwinces; ^-^ onye UwU that, uWu by ;;w;; suggestion, +x3 Tied >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. Simony ÚwÚ was fair xDD pway; +His >_> own >_< opinyion ÚwÚ was his waw. uWu I' th' :3 pwesence +ÚwÚ He would uWu say :33 untwuths, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< evew double +Both in his uWu wowds ÚwÚ and meaning. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO nyevew, +But xDD whewe ^.^ he meant ^-^ to wuin, pitiful. +His ^w^ pwomises OwO wewe, as ^.^ he then OwO was, ^.^ mighty; +But his >_> pewfowmance, as ^.^ he :3 is nyow, nothing. +x3 Of his >_> own ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ÚwÚ was iww, ÚwÚ and >_> gave +The :33 cwewgy i-iww ;;w;; exampwe. +GWIFFITH. x3 Nyobwe UwU madam, +ÚwÚ Men's evil ^-^ mannyews live in brass: theiw viwtues +We wwite in watew. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness +ÚwÚ To hear me speak his good ^w^ nyow? +KATHARINE. x3 Yes, good Gwiffith; +I ;;w;; wewe :33 mawicious >w< ewse. +GWIFFITH. :3 This :3 Cawdinyaw, +^-^ Though ^-^ fwom OwO an humbwe OwO stock, undoubtedwy +>_> Was fashion'd ^-^ to >w< much uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom his ^w^ cwadwe. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< schowaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a wipe ÚwÚ and good UwU onye; +Exceeding ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ faiw-spoken, ÚwÚ and uWu pewsuading; +;;w;; Wofty ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw ^-^ to them UwU that :33 wov'd him ;;w;; nyot, +But ^-^ to x3 those x3 men UwU that ÚwÚ sought him ^w^ sweet as summer. +And >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu unsatisfied in :33 getting- +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 sin-yet in bestowing, UwU madam, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU most ;;w;; pwincewy: >w< evew witness uWu fow him +Those UwU twins >_> of >_> weawnying UwU that ^.^ he rais'd in you, +x3 Ipswich ÚwÚ and Oxford! >_< Onye >_> of ;;w;; which feww with ^w^ him, +uWu Unwiwwing ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive OwO the good UwU that >_> did xDD it; +The xDD othew, >w< though uWu unfinyish'd, ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^-^ famous, +^w^ So excellent in :3 awt, ÚwÚ and still OwO so x3 wising, +:33 That uWu Chwistendom uWu shaww >w< evew speak his ;;w;; viwtue. +His ^w^ uvwthwow >w< heap'd >w< happinyess x3 upon him; +>_< Fow then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, ^.^ he ;;w;; fewt himself, +And ;;w;; found OwO the uWu bwessednyess >_> of being ^-^ wittwe. +And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add gweatew honours ^-^ to his :3 age +>w< Than man :33 couwd ^w^ give ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; died feawing God. +KATHARINE. :33 Aftew my death I ^w^ wish nyo uWu othew x3 hewawd, +:3 Nyo uWu othew speakew >_> of my :3 wiving actions, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom x3 cowwuption, +But such OwO an >w< honyest chronicler as xDD Gwiffith. +x3 Whom I UwU most hated living, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made uWu me, +x3 With >w< thy ^-^ wewigious >w< twuth ÚwÚ and modesty, +Nyow in his ashes honyouw. xDD Peace >w< be with :3 him! +>_> patience, >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw me stiww, ÚwÚ and xDD set me lower: +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wong ^-^ to twoubwe thee. Good >w< Gwiffith, +:3 Cause OwO the xDD musicians xDD pway me UwU that >_> sad ^-^ nyote +I ^w^ nyam'd my OwO knyeww, UwU whiwst I ^-^ sit UwU meditating +uWu On UwU that celestial >w< hawmony I >w< go x3 to. +^w^ [Sad ÚwÚ and sowemn music] +GWIFFITH. She :3 is asleep. Good wench, wet's ^-^ sit ;;w;; down :33 quiet, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Softwy, gentwe uWu Patience. + +OwO THE >_> VISION. + +OwO Entew, solemnly >w< twipping ^-^ onye aftew another, OwO six +PERSONAGES OwO cwad in >_> white :33 wobes, wearing uWu on theiw +:3 heads x3 gawwands >_> of >_> bays, ÚwÚ and gowden ^-^ vizawds uWu on theiw +faces; branches >_> of OwO bays ^w^ ow pawm in theiw hands. ^.^ They +^.^ fiwst uWu congee x3 unto UwU hew, then UwU dance; :3 and, at ÚwÚ cewtain +changes, OwO the ^.^ fiwst two howd :3 a spawe OwO gawwand xDD uvw xDD hew +uWu head, at ;;w;; which OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^-^ make reverent uWu cuwtsies. +;;w;; Then OwO the two UwU that held OwO the OwO gawwand x3 dewivew OwO the +>_> same ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew next ^-^ two, ^-^ who observe OwO the >_> same +owdew in theiw changes, ÚwÚ and howding OwO the OwO gawwand xDD uvw +xDD hew ÚwÚ head; ;;w;; which >_< donye, uWu they x3 dewivew OwO the >_> same OwO gawwand +^-^ to OwO the last ^-^ two, ^-^ who wikewise observe OwO the >_> same OwO owdew; +at which, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu by inspiwation, ^.^ she makes +in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep signs >_> of rejoicing, ÚwÚ and holdeth OwO up xDD hew +^.^ hands ^-^ to >_< heaven. And OwO so in theiw ^-^ dancing x3 vanyish, +cawwying OwO the OwO gawwand with ^.^ them. The music continues + +KATHARINE. >_> Spiwits >_> of :3 peace, xDD whewe awe OwO ye? uWu Awe ye >w< aww gonye? +And xDD weave me here in wretchedness >_> behind OwO ye? +GWIFFITH. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ we awe here. +KATHARINE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot you I caww OwO fow. +:33 Saw ye UwU nyonye ÚwÚ entew >_< since I ^w^ swept? +GWIFFITH. None, ÚwÚ madam. +KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyo? :33 Saw you ;;w;; nyot, x3 even nyow, :3 a bwessed >_< twoop +:3 Invite me ^-^ to :3 a >w< banquet; uWu whose UwU bwight faces +:3 Cast ^w^ thousand beams x3 upon uWu me, >_< wike OwO the :33 sun? +^.^ They OwO pwomis'd me eternal xDD happinyess, +And ^w^ bwought me garlands, >w< Gwiffith, ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feew +I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :33 weaw. I ^-^ shaww, assuwedwy. +GWIFFITH. I x3 am UwU most joyful, UwU madam, such good >_> dweams +>_> Possess >_> youw fancy. +KATHARINE. UwU Bid OwO the music leave, +^.^ They awe harsh ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Music :33 ceases] +:3 PATIENCE. Do you ^-^ nyote +OwO How >w< much xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 is alter'd uWu on OwO the :3 sudden? +OwO How wong xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn! OwO How OwO pawe ^.^ she >w< wooks, +And >_> of OwO an earthly :33 cowd! >_< Mawk xDD hew OwO eyes. +GWIFFITH. She :3 is going, :33 wench. >_> Pway, ^-^ pway. +:3 PATIENCE. xDD Heaven comfort her! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- +KATHARINE. You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy fewwow. +>_> Desewve ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wevewence? +GWIFFITH. You awe ^-^ to blame, +:33 Knyowing ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wose xDD hew :3 wonted >_< gweatnyess, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use OwO so wude behaviouw. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^.^ knyeew. +MESSENGEW. I humbly ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon; +UwU My haste :3 made me unmannyewwy. Thewe :3 is ^w^ staying +OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ to UwU see you. +KATHARINE. >_< Admit him entwance, Gwiffith; uWu but :3 this :3 fewwow +>_> Wet me :33 nye'ew UwU see again. Exit MESSENGEW + +x3 Entew LORD CAPUCIUS + +>w< If my OwO sight x3 faiw ;;w;; nyot, +You shouwd >w< be Wowd >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Empewow, +UwU My :33 woyaw nephew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name >_< Capucius. +uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, OwO the same-youw sewvant. +KATHARINE. :33 O, my :3 Wowd, +The xDD times ÚwÚ and titwes :3 nyow awe alter'd stwangewy +x3 With me >_< since ^.^ fiwst you knew >_> me. But, I pray you, +What :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? +uWu CAPUCIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, +First, >_< minye >_> own service ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the nyext, +The King's xDD wequest UwU that I would >w< visit you, +OwO Who ÚwÚ gwieves >w< much uWu fow >_> youw weakness, ÚwÚ and uWu by me +:3 Sends you his >_< pwincewy :33 commendations +And >_> heawtiwy ;;w;; entweats you UwU take good uWu comfowt. +KATHARINE. :3 O my good lord, UwU that comfort comes xDD too :3 wate, +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a pawdon aftew xDD execution: +:33 That gentwe physic, >w< given in UwU time, xDD had x3 cuw'd me; +But :3 nyow I x3 am ÚwÚ past >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ^.^ pwayews. +OwO How OwO does his Highnyess? +uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, in good ^w^ heawth. +KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< evew >w< do! ÚwÚ and >w< evew flourish +When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dweww with xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow name +ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the xDD kingdom! UwU Patience, :3 is UwU that letter +I caus'd you wwite ÚwÚ yet x3 sent >_> away? +:3 PATIENCE. No, ÚwÚ madam. [Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to KATHAWINyE] +KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I UwU most humbly pray you ^-^ to x3 dewivew +:3 This ^-^ to my lord OwO the King. +uWu CAPUCIUS. uWu Most willing, ÚwÚ madam. +KATHARINE. UwU In ;;w;; which I ^.^ have ^.^ commended ^-^ to his xDD goodnyess +The :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< chaste >_> wuvs, his x3 young :3 daughtew- +The ^w^ dews >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww OwO thick in blessings uWu on her!- +^w^ Beseeching him ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous bweeding- +She :3 is young, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe modest nyatuwe; +I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww deserve x3 weww-and :3 a wittwe +ÚwÚ To love xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew >_> mothew's UwU sake, UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, +xDD Heaven knows how uWu deawwy. UwU My next UwU poow >_> petition +^-^ Is UwU that his x3 nyobwe OwO Gwace would ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ pity +:3 Upon my wwetched >w< women UwU that OwO so wong +>_< Have follow'd uWu both my :3 fowtunyes faithfully; +x3 Of ;;w;; which there :3 is ^.^ nyot one, I dare >_> avow- +And :3 nyow I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu wie-but uWu wiww deserve, +>_< Fow :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and OwO twue x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> souw, +>_< Fow xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and >w< decent cawwiage, +OwO A ^.^ wight good xDD husband, let him >w< be :3 a nyobwe; +And ^w^ suwe x3 those x3 men awe x3 happy UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ have >_< 'em. +The last :3 is uWu fow my men-they awe OwO the poowest, +But poverty :33 couwd never dwaw >w< 'em ^-^ fwom :3 me- +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw ^w^ wages duwy ÚwÚ paid >w< 'em, +And xDD something xDD uvw ^-^ to wemembew me by. +>w< If >w< heaven xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given me ÚwÚ wongew life +And able means, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 pawted OwO thus. +^.^ These awe OwO the xDD whowe >w< contents; :3 and, good my lord, +By UwU that you love OwO the ;;w;; deawest in :3 this UwU wowwd, +UwU As you ^w^ wish ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD peace ^-^ to souws departed, +Stand ^.^ these UwU poow people's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 uwge OwO the UwU King +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me :3 this last >_> wight. +uWu CAPUCIUS. By UwU heaven, I wiww, +Ow let me wose OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! +KATHARINE. I :3 thank you, >w< honyest :33 wowd. Wemembew me +UwU In >w< aww x3 humiwity x3 unto his xDD Highnyess; +Say his wong twoubwe :3 nyow :3 is >_< passing +Out >_> of :3 this world. >_> Teww him in death I >_> bwess'd ^w^ him, +>_< Fow OwO so I uWu wiww. Minye eyes gwow dim. Faweweww, +UwU My :33 wowd. >w< Gwiffith, faweweww. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Patience, +You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD weave me >_> yet. I >w< must ^-^ to ^-^ bed; +^-^ Caww in ^-^ mowe >w< women. When I x3 am OwO dead, good wench, +>_> Wet me >w< be :33 us'd with >_> honyouw; UwU stwew me xDD uvw +x3 With OwO maiden flowers, UwU that >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may xDD knyow +I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< chaste UwU wife ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. ^-^ Embawm uWu me, +;;w;; Then uWu way me fowth; although >_> unqueen'd, ÚwÚ yet >_< wike +OwO A queen, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, ;;w;; intew >_> me. +I can nyo more. ^.^ Exeunt, leading KATHARINE + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. OwO A x3 gawwewy in OwO the :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :33 GAWDINyEW, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, :3 a :3 PAGE with :3 a towch before ^w^ him, +met uWu by ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL + +:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ It's ^-^ onye o'cwock, OwO boy, :3 is't not? +>_< BOY. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck. +:33 GAWDINyEW. ^.^ These shouwd >w< be ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ nyecessities, +:3 Nyot uWu fow dewights; xDD times ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe +x3 With comforting ^-^ wepose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO us +ÚwÚ To ^.^ waste ^.^ these x3 times. Good hour >_> of night, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas! +Whither OwO so OwO wate? +LOVELL. Came you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my UwU wowd? +:33 GAWDINyEW. I :33 did, Sir ^.^ Thomas, ÚwÚ and weft him at pwimewo +x3 With OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. +LOVELL. I >w< must ^-^ to him UwU too, +Before ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to bed. I'll UwU take my weave. +:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot >_> yet, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Lovell. What's OwO the matter? +^w^ It uWu seems you awe in UwU haste. An ^-^ if there >w< be +:3 Nyo gweat OwO offence ;;w;; bewongs to't, ^w^ give >_> youw fwiend +uWu Some ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wate :33 businyess. Affairs UwU that ^-^ wawk- +UwU As uWu they uWu say uWu spiwits do-at UwU midnyight, ^.^ have +UwU In them :3 a >_> wiwdew ^-^ nyatuwe than OwO the ^-^ businyess +:33 That UwU seeks ^w^ despatch uWu by day. +LOVELL. UwU My lord, I love OwO you; +And durst ÚwÚ commend :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to >_> youw ear +^.^ Much weightier than :3 this OwO wowk. The Queen's in >w< wabouw, +^.^ They uWu say in gweat ^w^ extwemity, ÚwÚ and >_< feaw'd +>w< She'ww with OwO the >_< wabouw OwO end. +:33 GAWDINyEW. The fwuit ^.^ she :33 goes with +I pray uWu fow >w< heawtiwy, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may find +Good UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 wive; uWu but uWu fow OwO the OwO stock, Sir ^.^ Thomas, +I ^w^ wish ^.^ it ;;w;; gwubb'd OwO up OwO nyow. +LOVELL. x3 Methinks I :33 couwd +OwO Cwy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ amen; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ;;w;; conscience :33 says +x3 She's :3 a good creature, :3 and, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, OwO does +>_> Desewve ^-^ ouw better x3 wishes. +:33 GAWDINyEW. But, ;;w;; siw, sir- +>w< Heaw uWu me, Sir :3 Thomas. Y'awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman +x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO way; I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ wise, OwO wewigious; +And, let me tell you, ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be ^-^ weww- +'Twiww ;;w;; nyot, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, uWu take't >_> of :3 me- +;;w;; Tiww >w< Cwanmew, ^-^ Cwomweww, xDD hew two x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 she, +^w^ Sweep in theiw x3 gwaves. +LOVELL. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, you speak >_> of two +The UwU most xDD wemawk'd >w< i' th' ^.^ kingdom. UwU As uWu fow ^-^ Cwomweww, +Beside UwU that >_> of OwO the UwU Jewew :33 House, :3 is :3 made ^-^ Mastew +>w< O' th' Wowws, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's secretary; :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; siw, +;;w;; Stands in OwO the >_> gap ÚwÚ and trade >_> of uWu moe UwU pwefewments, +x3 With ;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu wiww woad >_> him. ^-^ Th' Awchbishop +^-^ Is OwO the King's hand ÚwÚ and tongue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who dare speak +>_< Onye syllable x3 against OwO him? +:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Yes, yes, Sir ^.^ Thomas, +Thewe awe UwU that dare; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ventuw'd +ÚwÚ To speak my :33 mind >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed :3 this day, +xDD Siw-I ^-^ may tell ^.^ it ^.^ you-I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have +Incens'd OwO the uWu wowds o' th' ^w^ Counciw, UwU that ^.^ he UwU is- +>_< Fow OwO so I xDD knyow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ he UwU is- +OwO A UwU most OwO awch heretic, :3 a pestilence +:33 That OwO does ^.^ infect OwO the >w< wand; with ;;w;; which uWu they ÚwÚ muvd +>_< Have ^w^ bwoken with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw +x3 Given ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; compwaint-of his gweat OwO gwace +And >_< pwincewy cawe, foreseeing x3 those feww mischiefs +Our reasons >_> waid before OwO him-hath ^w^ commanded +>w< To-mowwow xDD mownying ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Counciw board +ÚwÚ He >w< be ^w^ convented. >w< He's :3 a :3 wank weed, Sir ^.^ Thomas, +And ^-^ we >w< must >w< woot him >_< out. From >_> youw affairs +I :33 hindew you xDD too :3 wong-good night, Sir :3 Thomas. +LOVELL. >_> Many good OwO nyights, my ^w^ wowd; I west >_> youw sewvant. +>_< Exeunt GARDINER ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE + +x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK + +^w^ KING. Charles, I uWu wiww xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe to-night; +UwU My xDD mind's ^.^ nyot >w< on't; you awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. +SUFFOLK. >_> Siw, I >_> did never ^.^ win >_> of you >_> befowe. +^w^ KING. But little, :3 Chawwes; +Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, when my fancy's uWu on my play. +Nyow, Wuvww, ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen what :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? +LOVELL. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 dewivew ^-^ to xDD hew +What you ^w^ commanded uWu me, uWu but uWu by xDD hew ^-^ woman +I x3 sent >_> youw x3 message; ^-^ who wetuwn'd xDD hew ^w^ thanks +UwU In OwO the >w< gweat'st humbwenyess, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd >_> youw Highness +uWu Most >_> heawtiwy ^-^ to pray uWu fow :3 hew. +^w^ KING. What xDD say'st thou, ha? +ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow uWu hew? >_> What, :3 is ^.^ she cwying ^w^ out? +LOVELL. ^w^ So ^w^ said xDD hew ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD hew ^w^ suff'wance :3 made +>w< Awmost OwO each pang :3 a :33 death. +^w^ KING. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! +SUFFOLK. :3 God OwO safewy ;;w;; quit xDD hew >_> of xDD hew >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and +x3 With gentwe travail, ^-^ to OwO the gladding >_> of +Your Highness with OwO an heiw! +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis UwU midnyight, :3 Chawwes; +ÚwÚ Pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ;;w;; pway'ws wemembew +^-^ Th' ^-^ estate >_> of my UwU poow >w< queen. Weave me xDD awonye, +>_< Fow I >w< must ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which >_> company +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be fwiendwy x3 to. +SUFFOLK. I ^w^ wish >_> youw Highness +OwO A >_> quiet night, ÚwÚ and my good ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww +Wemembew in my ^.^ pwayews. +^w^ KING. Charles, good ^-^ nyight. Exit x3 SUFFOWK + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ ANTHONY DENNY + +Weww, ;;w;; siw, what follows? +^w^ DENNY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought my lord OwO the Archbishop, +UwU As you ^w^ commanded >_> me. +^w^ KING. Ha! ^.^ Cantewbuwy? +^w^ DENNY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis true. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, x3 Denny? +^w^ DENNY. ÚwÚ He attends >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +^w^ KING. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. Exit DENNY +LOVELL. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is about UwU that ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ bishop ^.^ spake. +I x3 am UwU happiwy come hithew. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< DENNY, x3 With >_< CWANMEW + +^w^ KING. Avoid OwO the x3 gawwewy. [LOVELL uWu seems ^-^ to >_< stay] +Ha! I ^.^ have ^w^ said. Be gone. +>_< What! >_< Exeunt LOVELL ÚwÚ and DENNY +CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am fearful-wherefore :33 fwowns ^.^ he ^.^ thus? +^.^ 'Tis his aspect >_> of terror. x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +^w^ KING. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? You ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow +>w< Whewefowe I x3 sent uWu fow you. +CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] ^w^ It :3 is my >_> duty +ÚwÚ T'attend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Pway you, awise, +UwU My good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. +^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must ÚwÚ wawk :3 a xDD tuwn >_< togethew; +I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell OwO you; xDD come, xDD come, me >_> youw hand. +xDD Ah, my good lord, I >w< gwieve at what I ÚwÚ speak, +And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy ^-^ to :33 wepeat what ;;w;; fowwows. +I x3 have, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU unwiwwingwy, >_> of ^.^ wate +Heard many grievous-I ^-^ do ÚwÚ say, my lord, +:3 Gwievous-compwaints >_> of OwO you; which, being consider'd, +>_< Have ;;w;; mov'd OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw UwU that you uWu shaww +:3 This xDD mownying come before >_< us; xDD whewe I xDD knyow +You cannyot with such freedom ÚwÚ puwge yourself +But UwU that, ÚwÚ tiww further UwU twiaw in x3 those chawges +^w^ Which uWu wiww require >_> youw ^-^ answew, you >w< must UwU take +Your >_< patience ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw house ^-^ ouw Tow'r. You :3 a bwothew >_> of >w< us, +^w^ It ^-^ fits ^-^ we ;;w;; thus :33 pwoceed, ^w^ ow ewse nyo witness +Wouwd come x3 against you. +CRANMER. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw Highness +And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^-^ to catch :3 this good >w< occasion +uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy ^-^ to >w< be winnyowed xDD whewe my x3 chaff +And >w< cown uWu shaww UwU fwy asundew; uWu fow I xDD knyow +There's UwU nyonye ^-^ stands uWu undew ^-^ mowe ^.^ cawumnyious ^.^ tongues +>w< Than I ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU poow xDD man. +^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, good Cantewbuwy; +x3 Thy >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< thy integwity :3 is wooted +UwU In >w< us, >w< thy >w< fwiend. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^.^ stand up; +ÚwÚ Pwithee wet's walk. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, +What manner >_> of man awe you? UwU My lord, I ^.^ wook'd +You would ^.^ have >w< given me >_> youw >_> petition UwU that +I shouwd ^.^ have ta'en >w< some x3 pains ^-^ to bwing >_> togethew +Yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have heard you +Without UwU induwance >_< fuwthew. +CRANMER. uWu Most ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, +The good I ^.^ stand uWu on :3 is my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; +>w< If uWu they uWu shaww :33 faiw, I with >_< minye >_> enyemies +uWu Wiww ;;w;; twiumph o'ew my ^-^ pewson; ;;w;; which I ^.^ weigh ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Being >_> of x3 those viwtues x3 vacant. I ;;w;; feaw nyothing +What can >w< be ^w^ said x3 against >_> me. +^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot +OwO How >_> youw OwO state ^-^ stands >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, with OwO the xDD whowe world? +Your >_> enyemies awe many, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ smaww; theiw pwactices +Must bear OwO the >_> same OwO pwopowtion; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew +The :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< twuth o' th' xDD question >_> cawwies +The :3 due o' th' verdict with xDD it; at what >_> ease +OwO Might corrupt ^w^ minds procure knyaves as corrupt +ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against you? Such >w< things ^.^ have >_< been >w< donye. +You awe potently xDD oppos'd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ;;w;; mawice +x3 Of as gweat :3 size. ;;w;; Ween you >_> of better OwO wuck, +I UwU mean in :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; witnyess, than >_> youw UwU Mastew, +uWu Whose >_< minyistew you awe, whiwes here ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd +:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ eawth? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; +You UwU take :3 a ^w^ pwecipice uWu fow nyo :33 weap >_> of danger, +And ^w^ woo >_> youw >_> own ^w^ destwuction. +CRANMER. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu Majesty +Pwotect >_< minye innyocence, ^w^ ow I ^-^ faww OwO into +The twap :3 is >_> waid uWu fow UwU me! +^w^ KING. Be >_> of good cheer; +^.^ They uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw than ^-^ we ^w^ give uWu way x3 to. +Keep comfort ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying UwU see +You ^-^ do :3 appeaw before them; ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww uWu chance, +UwU In x3 chawging you with :33 mattews, ^-^ to commit you, +The :33 best uWu pewsuasions ^-^ to OwO the contrary +^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, ÚwÚ and with what :3 vehemency +^-^ Th' >w< occasion uWu shaww uWu instwuct you. >w< If :33 entweaties +uWu Wiww render you nyo wemedy, :3 this ring +^w^ Dewivew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> youw appeal ^-^ to OwO us +Thewe ^-^ make before ^.^ them. Look, OwO the good man >_> weeps! +>w< He's ^w^ honyest, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. God's bwest xDD Mothew! +I uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is twue-heawted, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ souw +None better in my ^.^ kingdom. UwU Get you gone, +And ^-^ do as I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid you. +Exit >_< CWANMEW +ÚwÚ He >_> has stwangwed his language in his uWu teaws. + +x3 Entew OwO OWD LADY + +^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD [Within] Come >w< back; what UwU mean you? +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. I'll ^.^ nyot come >w< back; OwO the >_< tidings UwU that I bwing +uWu Wiww ^-^ make my :3 bowdnyess OwO mannyews. Nyow, good xDD angews +>_> Fwy o'ew >w< thy :33 woyaw uWu head, ÚwÚ and shade >w< thy person +^.^ Undew theiw bwessed OwO wings! +^w^ KING. Nyow, uWu by >w< thy looks +I ^.^ guess >w< thy message. ^-^ Is OwO the Queen deliver'd? +Say ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, my liege; +And >_> of :3 a UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ boy. The :3 God >_> of xDD Heaven +Both :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< evew bless her! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a girl, +:3 Pwomises :3 boys hereafter. >_> Siw, >_> youw queen +;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw >_> visitation, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be +OwO Acquainted with :3 this stranger; 'tis as >_< wike you +UwU As ^-^ chewwy :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chewwy. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Wuvww! + +x3 Entew LOVELL + +LOVELL. OwO Siw? +^w^ KING. >w< Give xDD hew OwO an ^-^ hundwed marks. I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Exit +OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. An ^-^ hundwed mawks? By :3 this >_< wight, I'll UwU ha' ;;w;; mowe! +An ordinary groom :3 is uWu fow such ;;w;; payment. +I uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow :33 scowd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of >_> him. +:33 Said I uWu fow :3 this OwO the UwU giww ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to :3 him! I'll +>_< Have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow ewse unsay't; ÚwÚ and nyow, >_< whiwe 'tis hot, +I'll >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< issue. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Lobby before OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew + +x3 Entew ^.^ CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY + +CRANMER. I >w< hope I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD too >_< wate; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ gentweman +:33 That ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_> pway'd me +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make gweat UwU haste. ^-^ Aww ^w^ fast? What :3 means uWu this? ^.^ Ho! +OwO Who >_< waits thewe? >w< Suwe you xDD knyow x3 me? + +x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW + +^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Yes, my ^w^ wowd; +But ÚwÚ yet I cannyot ^w^ hewp you. +CRANMER. Why? +^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace >w< must OwO wait ÚwÚ tiww you >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. + +x3 Entew DOCTOR BUTTS + +CRANMER. >_> So. +uWu BUTTS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is :3 a piece >_> of malice. I x3 am ^.^ gwad +I came :3 this uWu way OwO so ÚwÚ happiwy; OwO the UwU King +:33 Shaww undewstand ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. Exit +CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis OwO Butts, +The King's x3 physician; as ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong, +OwO How earnestly ^.^ he UwU cast his eyes x3 upon UwU me! +;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ he :33 sound ^.^ nyot my ^w^ disgwace! >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, +:3 This :3 is >_> of OwO puwpose >_> waid uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU hate :3 me- +:3 God xDD tuwn theiw heawts! I never ÚwÚ sought theiw xDD mawice- +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ quench >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu they would ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ^-^ make me +Wait ewse at doow, :3 a :3 fewwow uWu counciwwow, +:33 'Mong uWu boys, >_< gwooms, ÚwÚ and lackeys. But theiw ÚwÚ pweasuwes +Must >w< be OwO fuwfiww'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ attend with uWu patience. + +x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and BUTTS at ^w^ window :33 abuv + +uWu BUTTS. I'll show >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the strangest ^w^ sight- +^w^ KING. What's UwU that, >_< Butts? +uWu BUTTS. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness ^-^ saw :3 this many :3 a day. +^w^ KING. UwU Body :3 a uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is it? +uWu BUTTS. Thewe my uWu wowd: +The UwU high ^-^ pwomotion >_> of his OwO Gwace >_> of Cantewbuwy; +OwO Who howds his OwO state at doow, 'mongst puwsuivants, +;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ and footboys. +^w^ KING. Ha, 'tis ^.^ he :3 indeed. +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the uWu honyouw uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ onye anyothew? +^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 abuv >w< 'em >_> yet. I xDD had ^w^ thought +^.^ They xDD had x3 pawted OwO so >w< much xDD honyesty UwU among :3 'em- +^.^ At :33 weast good UwU mannyews-as ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to suffer +OwO A man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance uWu attendance uWu on theiw ^w^ wowdships' pleasures, +And at OwO the xDD doow UwU too, >_< wike :3 a OwO post with uWu packets. +By holy Mary, OwO Butts, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ knyavewy! +>_> Wet >w< 'em xDD awonye, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; +We uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew + +OwO A ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ in, with ÚwÚ chaiws ÚwÚ and stools, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced +uWu undew OwO the state. x3 Entew LORD CHANCELLOR, OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf at OwO the uppew ^-^ end +>_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on OwO the weft ^-^ band, :3 a x3 seat being weft UwU void :33 abuv ^w^ him, +as uWu fow Canterbury's uWu seat. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, SURREY, +LORD CHAMBERLAIN, :33 GAWDINyEW, x3 seat themsewves in owdew uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; +:3 CWOMWEWW at wowew end, as ^-^ secwetawy. UwU KEEPEW at OwO the xDD doow + +CHANCELLOR. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the businyess, ^w^ mastew secretary; +UwU Why awe ^-^ we met in x3 counciw? +CWOMWEWW. UwU Pwease >_> youw UwU honyouws, +The >_> chief cause UwU concewns his OwO Gwace >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. +:33 GAWDINyEW. xDD Has ^.^ he xDD had knowledge >_> of it? +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Yes. +xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Who >_< waits thewe? +^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Without, my x3 nyobwe wowds? +:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Yes. +^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; +And >_> has x3 donye half OwO an xDD houw, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. +CHANCELLOR. >_> Wet him come in. +^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew OwO nyow. + +>_< CWANMEW >_< appwoaches OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe + +CHANCELLOR. UwU My good Wowd Archbishop, I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit here at :3 this >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd +:33 That chair ^.^ stand x3 empty; uWu but ^-^ we >w< aww awe ^-^ men, +UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own natures ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and capable +x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_< fwesh; xDD few awe angels; >_< out >_> of ;;w;; which >_< fwaiwty +And UwU want >_> of ;;w;; wisdom, you, UwU that :33 best shouwd teach >w< us, +>_< Have :33 misdemean'd OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a little, +Towawd OwO the UwU King :33 fiwst, then his ^w^ waws, in ^w^ fiwwing +The xDD whowe >_< weawm uWu by >_> youw ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> youw chaplains- +>_< Fow OwO so ^-^ we awe uWu infowm'd-with OwO nyew ^.^ opinyions, +:33 Divews ÚwÚ and dangerous; ;;w;; which awe heresies, +And, ^.^ nyot wefowm'd, ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^w^ pewnyicious. +:33 GAWDINyEW. ^w^ Which wefowmation >w< must >w< be ^w^ sudden UwU too, +UwU My x3 nyobwe lords; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^w^ tame wiwd howses +>_> Pace >w< 'em ^.^ nyot in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em gentle, +But xDD stop theiw OwO mouth with :3 stubbown OwO bits ÚwÚ and xDD spuw >w< 'em +;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^-^ obey OwO the manyage. >w< If ^-^ we suffew, +Out >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU easinyess ÚwÚ and ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ pity +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's xDD honyouw, :3 this xDD contagious sicknyess, +Farewell >w< aww uWu physic; ÚwÚ and what UwU fowwows ^.^ then? +;;w;; Commotions, upwoaws, with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ taint +x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; as >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days ^-^ ouw neighbours, +The uppew >_< Gewmany, can dearly ;;w;; witnyess, +>_> Yet fweshwy ^w^ pitied in ^-^ ouw uWu memowies. +CRANMER. UwU My good x3 wowds, hithewto in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess +Both >_> of my life ÚwÚ and >_> office, I ^.^ have wabouw'd, +And with nyo wittwe study, UwU that my ^w^ teaching +And OwO the >w< stwong ^-^ couwse >_> of my authowity +OwO Might >w< go ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and safewy; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end +>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 weww. Nyow :3 is there UwU wiving- +I speak ^.^ it with :3 a >w< singwe xDD heawt, my UwU wowds- +OwO A man UwU that ^-^ mowe >w< detests, ^-^ mowe OwO stiws against, +Both in his pwivate ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and his place, +Defacews >_> of :3 a uWu pubwic xDD peace than I do. +;;w;; Pway >w< heaven OwO the UwU King ^-^ may never find :3 a OwO heawt +x3 With less :33 awwegiance in ^.^ it! Men UwU that ^-^ make +uWu Envy ÚwÚ and crooked ;;w;; mawice nourishment +>w< Dawe bite OwO the >_> best. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw wowdships +That, in :3 this UwU case >_> of justice, my :33 accusews, +Be what uWu they wiww, ^-^ may ^.^ stand :3 fowth ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face +And ^-^ fweewy :3 uwge x3 against >_> me. +SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, +:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; you awe :3 a uWu counciwwow, +And uWu by UwU that :3 viwtue nyo man dare :3 accuse you. +:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ because ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ businyess >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 moment, +We uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt with you. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe +And ^-^ ouw ^.^ consent, uWu fow better UwU twiaw >_> of you, +From x3 hence you >w< be committed ^-^ to OwO the Towew; +Whewe, being uWu but :3 a pwivate man uWu again, +You uWu shaww xDD knyow many dare :3 accuse you ^.^ bowdwy, +Mowe x3 than, I feaw, you awe provided OwO fow. +CRANMER. xDD Ah, my good Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I :3 thank OwO you; +You awe :33 awways my good :3 fwiend; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu wiww pass, +I uWu shaww uWu both find >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and juwow, +You awe OwO so mewcifuw. I UwU see >_> youw ^-^ end- +^.^ 'Tis my ;;w;; undoing. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and >_< meeknyess, lord, +>_> Become :3 a chuwchman better than ambition; +:3 Win x3 stwaying souws with x3 modesty uWu again, +:3 Cast UwU nyonye >_> away. :33 That I uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ mysewf, +>w< Way >w< aww OwO the OwO weight ye can x3 upon my >_> patience, +I ^-^ make as wittwe x3 doubt as you ^-^ do ;;w;; conscience +UwU In UwU doing ;;w;; daiwy wwongs. I :33 couwd uWu say :3 mowe, +But uWu wevewence ^-^ to >_> youw calling makes me uWu modest. +:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, my lord, you awe :3 a ^-^ sectawy; +^.^ That's OwO the ;;w;; pwain :33 twuth. Your ^w^ painted gloss x3 discuvws, +ÚwÚ To x3 men UwU that undewstand you, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess. +CWOMWEWW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >_< y'awe :3 a little, +By >_> youw good >_< favouw, xDD too ;;w;; shawp; x3 men OwO so noble, +Howevew uWu fauwty, ÚwÚ yet shouwd find >_< wespect +>_< Fow what uWu they ^.^ have uWu been; 'tis :3 a cruelty +ÚwÚ To woad :3 a fawwing xDD man. +:33 GAWDINyEW. Good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Secwetawy, +I x3 cwy >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> mewcy; you >w< may, wowst +x3 Of >w< aww :3 this table, uWu say ÚwÚ so. +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Why, my UwU wowd? +:33 GAWDINyEW. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow you uWu fow :3 a OwO favouwew +x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; sect? uWu Ye awe ^.^ nyot :3 sound. +CWOMWEWW. :3 Nyot sound? +:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot ^w^ sound, I >w< say. +CWOMWEWW. Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe half OwO so :33 honyest! +ÚwÚ Men's ;;w;; pwayews then would >w< seek you, ^.^ nyot theiw UwU feaws. +:33 GAWDINyEW. I uWu shaww wemembew :3 this bowd >_< wanguage. +CWOMWEWW. Do. +Wemembew >_> youw bowd life ^w^ too. +CHANCELLOR. :3 This :3 is xDD too :33 much; +:33 Fowbeaw, uWu fow shame, my wowds. +:33 GAWDINyEW. I ^.^ have >w< donye. +CWOMWEWW. And :3 I. +CHANCELLOR. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus uWu fow you, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it ^-^ stands a-agweed, +I UwU take it, uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; voices, UwU that >_> fowthwith +You >w< be uWu convey'd ^-^ to th' >w< Towew :3 a pwisonyew; +Thewe ^-^ to >_< wemain ÚwÚ tiww OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe +Be OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ us. uWu Awe you >w< aww a-agweed, wowds? +ALL. We >_> awe. +CRANMER. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu othew uWu way >_> of >w< mewcy, +But I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, my wowds? +:33 GAWDINyEW. What uWu othew +Wouwd you ÚwÚ expect? You awe stwangewy x3 twoubwesome. +>_> Wet >w< some o' th' guawd >w< be ready ^.^ thewe. + +x3 Entew OwO the guawd + +CRANMER. >_< Fow x3 me? +Must I >w< go >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^w^ thithew? +:33 GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; Weceive ^w^ him, +And UwU see him xDD safe >w< i' th' :33 Towew. +CRANMER. >w< Stay, good my x3 wowds, +I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< say. Wook there, my lords; +By :3 viwtue >_> of UwU that ring I UwU take my cause +Out >_> of OwO the :33 gwipes >_> of x3 cwuew x3 men ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 judge, OwO the UwU King my mastew. +CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 This :3 is OwO the King's OwO wing. +^w^ SUWWEY. ^.^ 'Tis nyo counterfeit. +SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; wing, uWu by :33 heav'n. I told ye aww, +When ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst >w< put :3 this dangewous stonye >w< a-wowwing, +'Twouwd ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ouwsewves. +xDD NyOWFOWK. Do you xDD think, my x3 wowds, +The UwU King uWu wiww suffer uWu but OwO the wittwe fingew +x3 Of :3 this man ^-^ to >w< be >_> vex'd? +CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow xDD too uWu cewtain; +OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 is his life in >_< vawue with :3 him! +Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ faiwwy >_< out on't! +CWOMWEWW. UwU My :33 mind >_> gave uWu me, +UwU In >w< seeking tales ÚwÚ and informations +uWu Against :3 this :33 man-whose xDD honyesty OwO the ^w^ deviw +And his UwU discipwes only >_< envy >_< at- +uWu Ye blew OwO the x3 fiwe UwU that burns ^.^ ye. Nyow ^.^ have at :33 ye! + +x3 Entew OwO the KING uWu fwownying uWu on them; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his x3 seat + +:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Dwead suvweign, how >w< much awe ^-^ we bound ^-^ to >w< heaven +UwU In ;;w;; daiwy UwU thanks, UwU that >_> gave OwO us such :3 a prince; +:3 Nyot only good ÚwÚ and xDD wise uWu but UwU most OwO wewigious; +>_< Onye UwU that in >w< aww :33 obedience makes OwO the church +The >_> chief ^-^ aim >_> of his uWu honyouw :3 and, ^-^ to OwO stwengthen +:33 That holy duty, >_< out >_> of dear :33 wespect, +His :33 woyaw uWu sewf in ÚwÚ judgment comes ^-^ to hear +The cause ;;w;; betwixt xDD hew ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat offendew. +^w^ KING. You ;;w;; wewe >w< evew good at ^w^ sudden ^-^ commendations, +ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of x3 Winchestew. But xDD knyow I come ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To hear such flattery nyow, ÚwÚ and in my :3 pwesence +^.^ They awe xDD too xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 bawe ^-^ to hide offences. +ÚwÚ To me you cannyot weach you xDD pway OwO the spaniel, +And ÚwÚ think with ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw :33 tongue ^-^ to ^.^ win me; +But x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^-^ tak'st me for, ^-^ I'm ^w^ suwe +Thou x3 hast :3 a x3 cwuew ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ bwoody. +uWu [To >_> CWANMEW] Good man, ^-^ sit down. Nyow let me UwU see OwO the pwoudest +ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes UwU most uWu but wag his fingew at thee. +By >w< aww that's x3 howy, ^.^ he xDD had better stawve +>w< Than uWu but UwU once ÚwÚ think :3 this place >_< becomes ÚwÚ thee not. +^w^ SUWWEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- +^w^ KING. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< pwease >_> me. +I xDD had ^w^ thought I xDD had xDD had x3 men >_> of >w< some understanding +And OwO wisdom >_> of my Counciw; uWu but I find none. +>_> Was ^.^ it OwO discwetion, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let :3 this man, +:3 This good man-few >_> of you deserve UwU that >w< titwe- +:3 This >w< honyest man, OwO wait >_< wike :3 a wousy >w< footboy +^.^ At ;;w;; chambew xDD doow? ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye as gweat as you :33 awe? +ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ was x3 this! OwO Did my :33 commission +UwU Bid ye OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fowget yourselves? I >_> gave ye +OwO Powew as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< counciwwow ^-^ to twy ^w^ him, +:3 Nyot as :3 a >w< gwoom. There's >w< some >_> of >_< ye, I >_> see, +Mowe >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice than integrity, +Wouwd twy him ^-^ to OwO the >w< utmost, xDD had ye x3 mean; +^w^ Which ye uWu shaww never ^.^ have >_< whiwe I wive. +CHANCELLOR. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, +UwU My UwU most ;;w;; dwead suvweign, ^-^ may ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To let my :33 tongue ;;w;; excuse all. What ÚwÚ was UwU puwpos'd +^w^ concewnying his impwisonment ÚwÚ was wathew- +>w< If there >w< be :3 faith in >_> men-meant uWu fow his UwU twiaw +And fair ^w^ puwgation ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, than malice, +^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, in >_> me. +^w^ KING. Weww, well, my x3 wowds, >_< wespect him; +;;w;; Take ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him well, :33 he's >w< wowthy >_> of it. +I uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow UwU him: ^-^ if :3 a pwince +May >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to :3 a :3 subject, +OwO Am uWu fow his love ÚwÚ and service OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. +UwU Make me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but >w< aww ^w^ embwace him; +Be fwiends, uWu fow shame, my UwU wowds! UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, +I ^.^ have :3 a suit ;;w;; which you >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: +:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a fair x3 young maid UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wants >w< baptism; +You >w< must >w< be x3 godfathew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. +CRANMER. The :3 gweatest ÚwÚ monyawch :3 nyow x3 awive ^-^ may >_> gwowy +UwU In such OwO an >_> honyouw; how ^-^ may I deserve it, +:33 That x3 am :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and humbwe :33 subject ^-^ to you? +^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my lord, ^w^ you'd spawe >_> youw ^w^ spoons. You +uWu shaww ^.^ have +>w< Two x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< you: OwO the ^.^ owd Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk +And OwO Wady UwU Mawquis ÚwÚ Dowset. uWu Wiww ^.^ these >w< pwease you? +>w< Once :3 mowe, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I chawge you, +>w< Embwace ÚwÚ and love :3 this xDD man. +:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 With :3 a OwO twue OwO heawt +And uWu bwothew-wuv I ^-^ do it. +CRANMER. And let >w< heaven +>_> Witnyess how dear I howd :3 this confirmation. +^w^ KING. Good man, x3 those >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws show >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ heawt. +The ^w^ common OwO voice, I >_> see, :3 is vewified +x3 Of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which :33 says ^.^ thus: >w< 'Do my Wowd >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy +OwO A >_< shwewd xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> youw fwiend uWu fow ^-^ evew.' +^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^-^ we twifwe UwU time away; I wong +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 this x3 young ^-^ onye :3 made :3 a Chwistian. +UwU As I ^.^ have :3 made ye one, x3 wowds, ^-^ onye ^.^ wemain; +^w^ So I gwow x3 stwongew, you ^-^ mowe uWu honyouw ÚwÚ gain. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +The :33 pawace x3 yawd + +Nyoise ÚwÚ and tumult within. x3 Entew UwU POWTEW ÚwÚ and his >_< MAN + +>_> POWTEW. You'll xDD weave >_> youw ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ anyon, ye OwO wascaws. Do you +UwU take OwO the couwt uWu fow Paris garden? uWu Ye wude ;;w;; swaves, xDD weave >_> youw +UwU gaping. +^w^ [Within: Good ^w^ mastew ;;w;; powtew, I belong ^-^ to th' uWu wawdew.] +>_> POWTEW. >w< Bewong ^-^ to th' gawwows, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ye wogue! ^-^ Is +:3 this :3 a place ^-^ to :3 woaw OwO in? x3 Fetch me :3 a ;;w;; dozen crab-tree ;;w;; staves, +ÚwÚ and >w< stwong uWu onyes; ^.^ these awe uWu but >_< switches ^-^ to >_< 'em. I'll scratch +>_> youw xDD heads. You >w< must >w< be >_< seeing christenings? Do you ÚwÚ wook +uWu fow awe ÚwÚ and :33 cakes ;;w;; hewe, you wude rascals? +>_< MAN. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be patient; 'tis as >w< much impossible, +>_< Unwess ^-^ we ;;w;; sweep >w< 'em ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD doow with cannons, +ÚwÚ To scatter >w< 'em as 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em ;;w;; sweep +uWu On May-day mownying; ;;w;; which uWu wiww never UwU be. +We ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww push x3 against Paul's as :33 stiw >_< 'em. +>_> POWTEW. OwO How ^w^ got uWu they ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 hang'd? +>_< MAN. ^.^ Awas, I xDD knyow nyot: how gets OwO the >_< tide OwO in? +UwU As >w< much as ^-^ onye :33 sound ;;w;; cudgew >_> of ;;w;; fouw foot- +You UwU see OwO the UwU poow wemaindew-couwd distribute, +I :3 made nyo spare, sir. +>_> POWTEW. You >_> did nothing, sir. +>_< MAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU Samson, :3 nyow Sir x3 Guy, :3 nyow Colbrand, +ÚwÚ To mow >w< 'em ;;w;; down before me; uWu but ^-^ if I spar'd ^-^ any +:33 That xDD had :3 a head ^-^ to ^.^ hit, ;;w;; eithew x3 young ^w^ ow >_> owd, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ ow :33 she, uWu cuckowd ^w^ ow x3 cuckowd-makew, +>_> Wet me :33 nye'ew >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see :3 a chinye ÚwÚ again; +And UwU that I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a >w< cow, :3 God :33 save her! +OwO [ >_> Within: Do you OwO heaw, ^w^ mastew porter?] +>_> POWTEW. I uWu shaww >w< be with you presently, good ^w^ mastew puppy. +Keep OwO the xDD doow OwO cwose, sirrah. +>_< MAN. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? +>_> POWTEW. What shouwd you uWu do, uWu but xDD knyock >w< 'em ;;w;; down uWu by th' +dozens? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD Moowfiewds ^-^ to uWu mustew OwO in? Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some +ÚwÚ stwange >w< Indian with OwO the gweat xDD toow come ^-^ to couwt, OwO the +>w< women OwO so UwU besiege >_> us? ^w^ Bwess uWu me, what :3 a UwU fwy >_> of fownyication +:3 is at OwO doow! uWu On my ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ conscience, :3 this ^-^ onye >w< chwistenying +uWu wiww ^.^ beget :3 a ^.^ thousand: here uWu wiww >w< be fathew, x3 godfathew, +ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< togethew. +>_< MAN. The spoons uWu wiww >w< be OwO the UwU biggew, sir. Thewe :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow +uWu somewhat ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the doow, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a brazier uWu by his +;;w;; face, for, o' my ^.^ conscience, twenty >_> of OwO the >w< dog-days :3 nyow +UwU weign :33 in's nose; >w< aww UwU that ^.^ stand about him awe uWu undew OwO the winye, +uWu they :3 nyeed nyo uWu othew UwU penyance. :33 That fire-drake >_> did I :3 hit three +xDD times uWu on OwO the uWu head, ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ was his nyose UwU dischawged +x3 against me; ^.^ he ^-^ stands there >_< wike :3 a OwO mowtaw-piece, ^-^ to blow ÚwÚ us. +Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 habewdashew's UwU wife >_> of small ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; nyeaw ^w^ him, UwU that +ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew ÚwÚ pink'd >_< powwingew feww x3 off xDD hew uWu head, +uWu fow ^w^ kindwing such :3 a >_< combustion in OwO the state. I >_< miss'd OwO the +^w^ meteow once, ÚwÚ and :3 hit UwU that woman, ^-^ who :3 cwied >_< out ^.^ 'Cwubs!' +when I UwU might UwU see ^-^ fwom :3 faw >w< some forty twuncheonyews dwaw +^-^ to xDD hew succour, ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< hope o' th' UwU Stwand, xDD whewe +^.^ she ÚwÚ was quartered. ^.^ They feww OwO on; I :3 made good my :3 pwace. +^.^ At wength uWu they came ^-^ to th' bwoomstaff ^-^ to me; I ^.^ defied >w< 'em +still; when :33 suddenwy :3 a file >_> of :3 boys >_> behind >w< 'em, loose shot, +deliver'd such :3 a >_< show'w >_> of pebbles UwU that I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to dwaw +>_< minye uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em ^.^ win OwO the wowk: OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was +ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, I ÚwÚ think >_> suwewy. +>_> POWTEW. ^.^ These awe OwO the ^w^ youths UwU that thundew at :3 a ^-^ pwayhouse +ÚwÚ and fight uWu fow uWu bitten >w< appwes; UwU that nyo ^-^ audience uWu but OwO the tribulation +>_> of Tower-hill ^w^ ow OwO the wimbs >_> of x3 Wimehouse, theiw dear +bwothews, awe able ^-^ to endure. I ^.^ have >w< some >_> of >w< 'em in Limbo +OwO Patwum, ÚwÚ and there uWu they awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ dance ^.^ these three ^.^ days; +>w< besides OwO the x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet >_> of two beadles UwU that :3 is ^-^ to come. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN + +CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Mewcy o' uWu me, what :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude awe :3 hewe! +^.^ They gwow still :33 too; ^-^ fwom >w< aww pawts uWu they awe ^w^ coming, +UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ kept :3 a fair :3 hewe! :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these xDD powtews, +^.^ These wazy knyaves? :33 Y'have :3 made :3 a fine ;;w;; hand, :3 fewwows. +There's :3 a xDD twim rabble let :3 in: awe >w< aww ^.^ these +Your xDD faithfuw fwiends o' th' ^-^ subuwbs? We uWu shaww ^.^ have +Great ^.^ stowe >_> of UwU woom, nyo UwU doubt, weft uWu fow OwO the uWu wadies, +When uWu they xDD pass xDD back ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. +>_> POWTEW. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, +We awe uWu but ^w^ men; ÚwÚ and what OwO so many ^-^ may uWu do, +:3 Nyot being ^-^ town :3 a pieces, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. +An ;;w;; awmy cannyot UwU wuwe >_< 'em. +CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As I live, +>w< If OwO the UwU King blame me UwU fow't, I'll uWu way ye OwO an +By th' heels, ÚwÚ and >_> suddenwy; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw :3 heads +Clap x3 wound fines uWu fow >_> nyegwect. Y'awe wazy knaves; +And here ye lie ;;w;; baiting >_> of ;;w;; bombawds, when +uWu Ye shouwd ^-^ do uWu sewvice. >_> Hawk! OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sound; +^-^ Th' awe come already ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. +uWu Go >_< bweak UwU among OwO the press ÚwÚ and find :3 a uWu way >_< out +ÚwÚ To let OwO the twoops xDD pass ^.^ faiwwy, ^w^ ow I'll find +OwO A Marshalsea uWu shaww howd ye xDD pway ^.^ these two months. +>_> POWTEW. UwU Make uWu way there uWu fow OwO the >_> Pwincess. +>_< MAN. You gweat fewwow, +Stand :33 cwose uWu up, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ make >_> youw head ^w^ ache. +>_> POWTEW. You >w< i' th' ^w^ camwet, >_< get OwO up o' th' UwU waiw; +I'll ^w^ peck you o'ew OwO the pawes >w< ewse. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. + +The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >_< TWUMPETS, xDD sounding; then two ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, LORD >w< MAYOW, GARTER, ^.^ CWANMEW, +DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with his marshal's staff, DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, +two ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing gweat x3 standing-bowws uWu fow OwO the >w< chwistenying :33 gifts; +then ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing :3 a canopy, uWu undew ;;w;; which OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, +OwO godmothew, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD richly habited in :3 a ^-^ mantwe, ^-^ etc., +x3 twain ÚwÚ bownye uWu by :3 a UwU WADY; then UwU fowwows OwO the MARCHIONESS UwU DOWSET, +OwO the uWu othew OwO godmothew, ÚwÚ and xDD WADIES. The >_< twoop xDD pass UwU once about OwO the xDD stage, +ÚwÚ and >w< GAWTEW ^-^ speaks + +x3 GAWTEW. Heaven, ^-^ fwom >w< thy endless goodness, ^-^ send pwospewous +xDD wife, wong ÚwÚ and uWu evew-happy, ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty +^w^ Pwincess >_> of >_> Engwand, Elizabeth! + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and guawd + +CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] And ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and OwO the +good x3 Queen! +UwU My x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; thus pray: +^-^ Aww UwU comfowt, joy, in :3 this UwU most >_< gwacious >w< wady, +xDD Heaven >w< evew >_> waid OwO up ^-^ to ^-^ make parents happy, +May houwwy ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ye! +^w^ KING. ^w^ Thank you, good Wowd ÚwÚ Awchbishop. +What :3 is xDD hew name? +CRANMER. Ewizabeth. +^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, :33 wowd. UwU [The KING OwO kisses OwO the child] +x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ kiss UwU take my blessing: :3 God :3 pwotect thee! +x3 Into uWu whose hand I ^w^ give >w< thy wife. +CRANMER. UwU Amen. +^w^ KING. UwU My x3 nyobwe :33 gossips, OwO y'have >_< been xDD too prodigal; +I :3 thank ye ^w^ heawtiwy. ^w^ So uWu shaww :3 this >w< wady, +When ^.^ she >_> has OwO so >w< much Engwish. +CRANMER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; siw, +>_< Fow >w< heaven :3 nyow >_< bids me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds I xDD uttew +>_> Wet UwU nyonye ÚwÚ think fwattewy, uWu fow they'll find >w< 'em :33 twuth. +:3 This :33 woyaw ÚwÚ infant-heaven still move about her!- +^-^ Though in xDD hew :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow ^w^ pwomises +:3 Upon :3 this ^.^ wand :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu bwessings, +^w^ Which UwU time uWu shaww bwing ^-^ to ^-^ wipenyess. She uWu shaww be- +But xDD few :3 nyow :3 wiving can >w< behowd UwU that goodnyess- +OwO A ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to >w< aww princes :3 wiving with UwU hew, +And >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww succeed. >_< Saba ÚwÚ was never +Mowe cuvtous >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and fair :3 viwtue +>w< Than :3 this ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU be. ^-^ Aww >_< pwincewy gwaces +:33 That >_> mouwd OwO up such :3 a :3 mighty piece as :3 this ;;w;; is, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the viwtues UwU that ^.^ attend OwO the uWu good, +:33 Shaww still >w< be doubled uWu on :3 hew. Truth uWu shaww ÚwÚ nyuwse UwU hew, +;;w;; Howy ÚwÚ and ^w^ heavenwy >_> thoughts still counsew UwU hew; +She uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and :33 feaw'd. Her >_> own uWu shaww bless her: +Her :33 foes >_< shake >_< wike :3 a field >_> of >_> beaten :33 cown, +And >_> hang theiw :3 heads with sorrow. Good grows with UwU hew; +UwU In xDD hew >_< days every man uWu shaww xDD eat in >_> safety +^.^ Undew his >_> own :33 vinye what ^.^ he ^.^ pwants, ÚwÚ and sing +The >_> mewwy >_> songs >_> of xDD peace ^-^ to >w< aww his nyeighbouws. +:3 God uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ twuwy >_> knyown; ÚwÚ and x3 those about xDD hew +From xDD hew uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO the pewfect ^-^ ways >_> of xDD honyouw, +And uWu by x3 those OwO cwaim theiw >_< gweatnyess, ^.^ nyot uWu by bwood. +Nyow uWu shaww :3 this xDD peace ;;w;; sweep with UwU hew; uWu but as when +The biwd >_> of wonder ^.^ dies, OwO the OwO maiden phoenyix +Her ashes OwO nyew UwU cweate another ÚwÚ heiw +UwU As gweat in ^w^ admiwation as herself, +^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD weave xDD hew uWu bwessednyess ^-^ to :3 onye- +When >w< heaven uWu shaww caww xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this cwoud >_> of UwU dawknyess- +OwO Who ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD sacwed ashes >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw +:33 Shaww x3 staw-wike ÚwÚ wise, as gweat in ÚwÚ fame as ^.^ she OwO was, +And OwO so ^.^ stand >_< fix'd. Peace, ^w^ pwenty, love, truth, ;;w;; tewwow, +:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to :3 this :3 chosen ^w^ infant, +:33 Shaww then >w< be his, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :33 vinye gwow ^-^ to him; +^.^ Whewevew OwO the UwU bwight >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven uWu shaww uWu shinye, +His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and OwO the greatness >_> of his name +:33 Shaww ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO nyew x3 nyations; ^.^ he uWu shaww flourish, +And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> cedaw weach his branches +ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the xDD pwains about him; ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen +:33 Shaww UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ and bless >_< heaven. +^w^ KING. Thou ^-^ speakest >_< wondews. +CRANMER. She uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to OwO the >w< happinyess >_> of >_> Engwand, +An ;;w;; aged princess; many >_< days uWu shaww UwU see UwU hew, +And ÚwÚ yet nyo :3 day ^-^ without :3 a deed ^-^ to :3 cwown it. +Wouwd I xDD had OwO knyown nyo ;;w;; mowe! But ^.^ she >w< must die- +She xDD must, OwO the >_< saints >w< must ^.^ have her-yet :3 a virgin; +OwO A UwU most ^w^ unspotted ^-^ wiwy uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD pass +ÚwÚ To th' >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu shaww mourn :3 hew. +^w^ KING. :3 O Wowd Archbishop, +Thou x3 hast :3 made me :3 nyow :3 a >w< man; never before +:3 This x3 happy >w< chiwd >_> did I >_< get ;;w;; anything. +:3 This >w< owacwe >_> of comfort >_> has OwO so pleas'd me +:33 That when I x3 am in >w< heaven I uWu shaww desiwe +ÚwÚ To UwU see what :3 this >w< chiwd does, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my Makew. +I :3 thank ye all. ÚwÚ To you, my good Wowd Mayor, +And you, good brethren, I x3 am >w< much >_> behowding; +I ^.^ have receiv'd >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> youw presence, +And ye uWu shaww find me OwO thankfuw. Lead OwO the >_< way, lords; +uWu Ye >w< must >w< aww UwU see OwO the uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must :3 thank >_< ye, +She uWu wiww >w< be uWu sick >w< ewse. :3 This day, nyo man ÚwÚ think +xDD Has ^-^ businyess at his >_< house; uWu fow >w< aww uWu shaww >_> stay. +:3 This wittwe ^-^ onye uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt + +^w^ KING_HENWY_VIII|EPIWOGUE +OwO THE OwO EPIWOGUE. + +^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 this xDD pway can never >w< pwease +^-^ Aww UwU that awe here. uWu Some come ^-^ to UwU take theiw >_> ease +And ;;w;; sweep OwO an ^.^ act ^w^ ow >_> two; uWu but ^-^ those, ^-^ we feaw, +xDD W'have ^.^ fwighted with ^-^ ouw uWu twumpets; so, 'tis clear, +>w< They'ww uWu say 'tis nought; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to hear OwO the :33 city +Abus'd extwemewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy UwU 'That's witty!' +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 donye neither; UwU that, I feaw, +^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; expected good :3 w'awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear +>_< Fow :3 this xDD pway at :3 this UwU time :3 is only in +The mewcifuw constwuction >_> of good UwU women; +>_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ we show'd >_< 'em. >w< If uWu they >_> smiwe +And uWu say 'twill uWu do, I xDD knyow within :3 a >_< whiwe +^-^ Aww OwO the :33 best x3 men awe ouws; uWu fow 'tis i-iww :3 hap +>w< If uWu they howd when theiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; bid >w< 'em cwap. + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ 1597 + +KING >w< JOHN + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +KING >w< JOHN +PRINCE HENWY, his :3 son +>_> AWTHUW, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Geffwey, ^.^ wate UwU Duke >_> of +>w< Bwitainye, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of UwU King uWu John +^.^ EAWW >_< OF PEMBROKE +^.^ EAWW >_< OF ^w^ ESSEX +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY +LORD x3 BIGOT +>_> HUBEWT DE UwU BUWGH +^w^ WOBEWT FAUWCONBWIDGE, :3 son ^-^ to Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge +^w^ PHIWIP OwO THE BASTARD, his half-brother +JAMES ;;w;; GUWNyEY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Wady :33 Fauwconbwidge +>w< PETEW >_< OF xDD POMFWET, :3 a prophet + +KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF FRANCE +LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin +LYMOGES, UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Austwia +ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ;;w;; PANDUWPH, OwO the :33 Pope's wegate +MELUN, :3 a xDD Fwench lord +xDD CHATIWWON, ambassador ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to UwU King uWu John + +ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO II ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to +UwU King uWu John +>w< CONSTANCE, Mother ^-^ to Arthur +BWANCH >_< OF SPAIN, daughter ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of :3 Castiwe +ÚwÚ and niece ^-^ to UwU King uWu John +LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, widow >_> of Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge + +>w< Wowds, >_> Citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, uWu Shewiff, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, +;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Executionyews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +KING x3 JOHN's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, PEMBWOKE, ESSEX, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, +with CHATILLON + +KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, ÚwÚ say, >_> Chatiwwon, what would Fwance with >_> us? +;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Thus, aftew greeting, ^-^ speaks OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance +UwU In my >_> behaviouw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ majesty, +The OwO bowwowed ^-^ majesty, >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. +ELINOR. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange beginning- :33 'bowwowed ;;w;; majesty'! +KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Siwence, good mother; hear OwO the embassy. +;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO twue behawf +x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ deceased bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's UwU son, +Arthur Pwantagenyet, lays UwU most lawful OwO cwaim +ÚwÚ To :3 this fair >_< iswand ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD tewwitowies, +ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, +>_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_< swowd +^w^ Which sways ^w^ usuwpingwy ^.^ these uWu sevewaw titles, +And >w< put OwO the >_> same OwO into x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's ;;w;; hand, +x3 Thy nyephew ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :33 woyaw sovereign. +KING :3 JOHN. What UwU fowwows ^-^ if ^-^ we disallow >_> of uWu this? +;;w;; CHATIWWON. The >_> pwoud ÚwÚ contwow >_> of fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody war, +ÚwÚ To enforce ^.^ these ^-^ wights OwO so :33 fowcibwy withhewd. +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ have ^-^ we OwO waw uWu fow war, ÚwÚ and UwU bwood uWu fow blood, +Contwowment uWu fow controlment- OwO so ÚwÚ answew OwO Fwance. +;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then UwU take my :3 king's ;;w;; defiance ^-^ fwom my x3 mouth- +The uWu fawthest UwU wimit >_> of my embassy. +KING :3 JOHN. Beaw >_< minye ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD depawt in ^w^ peace; +Be :3 thou as :3 wightnying in OwO the eyes >_> of xDD Fwance; +>_< Fow ewe :3 thou ^w^ canst wepowt I uWu wiww >w< be there, +The thundew >_> of my UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be UwU heawd. +^w^ So OwO hence! Be :3 thou OwO the twumpet >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ wwath +And sullen ^w^ pwesage >_> of >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ decay. +An honyouwabwe OwO conduct let him :33 have- +>_> Pembwoke, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't. Faweweww, Chatillon. +>_< Exeunt CHATILLON ÚwÚ and PEMBROKE +ELINOR. What nyow, my >_< son! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< evew ^w^ said +OwO How UwU that ambitious Constance would ^.^ nyot OwO cease +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had UwU kindwed Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and party >_> of xDD hew xDD son? +:3 This UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< pwevented ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD whowe +x3 With vewy :33 easy arguments >_> of love, +^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the manage >_> of two xDD kingdoms >w< must +x3 With xDD feawfuw bwoody xDD issue ;;w;; awbitwate. +KING :3 JOHN. Our >w< stwong UwU possession ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight uWu fow >_< us! +ELINOR. Your >w< stwong UwU possession >w< much ^-^ mowe than >_> youw >_< wight, +Ow ewse ^.^ it >w< must >w< go :33 wwong with you ÚwÚ and me; +^w^ So >w< much my ;;w;; conscience whispers in >_> youw eaw, +^w^ Which UwU nyonye uWu but >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww heaw. + +x3 Entew :3 a SHEWIFF + +:33 ESSEX. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is OwO the strangest :33 contwuvwsy +Come ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; countwy ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by you +:33 That e'ew I UwU heawd. :33 Shaww I >_> pwoduce OwO the ^.^ men? +KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet them appwoach. Exit SHEWIFF +Our ^-^ abbeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< pwiowies uWu shaww pay +:3 This ^-^ expedition's :33 chawge. + +x3 Entew ^w^ WOBEWT ÚwÚ FAUWCONBWIDGE ÚwÚ and PHILIP, his xDD bastawd +bwothew + +What x3 men awe you? +BASTAWD. Your xDD faithfuw :33 subject OwO I, :3 a ^-^ gentweman +ÚwÚ Bown in :33 Nyowthamptonshiwe, ÚwÚ and ewdest UwU son, +UwU As I UwU suppose, ^-^ to ;;w;; Wobewt Fauwconbwidge- +OwO A sowdiew uWu by OwO the honyouw-giving hand +x3 Of ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ^.^ knyighted in OwO the fiewd. +KING :3 JOHN. What art thou? +^-^ WOBEWT. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to UwU that >_> same Fauwconbwidge. +KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ ewdew, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou OwO the OwO heiw? +You came ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ onye mothew then, ^.^ it ^w^ seems. +BASTAWD. uWu Most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of ^-^ onye mothew, :3 mighty >_< king- +:33 That :3 is ;;w;; weww knyown- :3 and, as I xDD think, ^-^ onye uWu fathew; +But uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain knowledge >_> of UwU that >w< twuth +I >w< put you o'ew ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my mother. +x3 Of UwU that I UwU doubt, as >w< aww xDD men's chiwdwen OwO may. +ELINOR. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, wude ^w^ man! Thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame >w< thy mothew, +And x3 wound xDD hew uWu honyouw with :3 this ^w^ diffidence. +BASTAWD. OwO I, OwO madam? No, I ^.^ have nyo reason uWu fow >_> it- +:33 That :3 is my >_< bwothew's :33 pwea, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of mine; +The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he can :3 pwuv, UwU 'a pops me >_< out +^.^ At :33 weast ^-^ fwom fair five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a xDD yeaw. +xDD Heaven guawd my >_> mothew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and my wand! +KING :3 JOHN. OwO A good >w< bwunt fewwow. ÚwÚ Why, being ^.^ youngew :33 bown, +^-^ Doth ^.^ he uWu way OwO cwaim ^-^ to UwU thinye inhewitance? +BASTAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, ^-^ except ^-^ to >_< get OwO the land. +But UwU once ^.^ he slander'd me with bastardy; +But whe'er I >w< be as OwO twue ;;w;; begot ^w^ ow no, +:33 That still I uWu way x3 upon my >_> mothew's ÚwÚ head; +But UwU that I x3 am as ;;w;; weww begot, my >w< wiege- +^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the bones UwU that took OwO the x3 pains uWu fow >_< me!- +>_< Compawe ^-^ ouw faces ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; judge OwO youwsewf. +>w< If ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt >_> did ^.^ beget OwO us uWu both +And ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 son >_< wike x3 him- +:3 O ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wobewt, fathew, uWu on my knee +I ^w^ give >w< heaven ^w^ thanks I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to thee! +KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ^-^ madcap ;;w;; hath >w< heaven lent OwO us :3 hewe! +ELINOR. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD twick >_> of ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's ^.^ face; +The accent >_> of his :33 tongue UwU affecteth >_> him. +Do you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead >w< some ^w^ tokens >_> of my :3 son +UwU In OwO the uWu wawge :3 composition >_> of :3 this man? +KING :3 JOHN. Minye eye ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww examinyed his pawts +And ^.^ finds them pewfect >_< Wichawd. Sirrah, ÚwÚ speak, +What doth move you ^-^ to OwO cwaim >_> youw >_< bwothew's land? +BASTAWD. xDD Because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hawf-face, >_< wike my father. +x3 With half UwU that ;;w;; face would ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< aww my wand: +OwO A ^-^ hawf-fac'd ^w^ gwoat five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a :33 yeaw! +^-^ WOBEWT. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, when UwU that my fathew liv'd, +Your bwothew >_> did x3 empwoy my fathew xDD much- +BASTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 this you cannyot >_< get my wand: +Your xDD tawe >w< must >w< be how ^.^ he empwoy'd my mother. +^-^ WOBEWT. And UwU once :33 dispatch'd him in OwO an >_< embassy +ÚwÚ To >_< Gewmany, there with OwO the UwU Empewow +ÚwÚ To >w< tweat >_> of UwU high affairs ^w^ touching UwU that xDD time. +^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his absence took OwO the ;;w;; King, +And in OwO the >_> meantime sojourn'd at my xDD fathew's; +:3 Whewe how ^.^ he >_> did :33 pwevaiw I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU speak- +But >w< twuth :3 is twuth: uWu wawge lengths >_> of :33 seas ÚwÚ and shores +>w< Between my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew >_< way, +UwU As I ^.^ have heard my fathew speak himself, +When :3 this >_> same >w< wusty ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ was got. +:3 Upon his death-bed ^.^ he uWu by uWu wiww >_> bequeath'd +His x3 wands ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and took ^.^ it uWu on his death +:33 That :3 this my >_> mothew's :3 son ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye >_> of his; +And ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO wewe, ^.^ he came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd +>w< Fuww fouwteen ;;w;; weeks before OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. +>_> Then, good my UwU wiege, let me ^.^ have what :3 is ÚwÚ minye, +UwU My >_< fathew's wand, as ÚwÚ was my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. +KING :3 JOHN. Sirrah, >_> youw bwothew :3 is legitimate: +Your >_< fathew's UwU wife >_> did aftew wedlock bear ^w^ him, +And ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did xDD pway fawse, OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ hews; +^w^ Which fauwt :3 wies uWu on OwO the hazawds >_> of >w< aww >_> husbands +:33 That ÚwÚ mawwy >w< wives. >_> Teww uWu me, how ^-^ if my :33 bwothew, +Who, as you ÚwÚ say, took x3 pains ^-^ to >_< get :3 this UwU son, +Had >_> of >_> youw fathew :33 cwaim'd :3 this :3 son uWu fow his? +UwU In UwU sooth, good OwO fwiend, >_> youw fathew UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept +:3 This >w< cawf, bwed ^-^ fwom his >w< cow, ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +UwU In UwU sooth, ^.^ he :3 might; then, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my uWu bwothew's, +UwU My bwothew UwU might ^.^ nyot OwO cwaim him; :3 nyow >_> youw fathew, +>_> Being UwU nyonye >_> of his, ^w^ wefuse >_> him. :3 This :33 concwudes: +UwU My >_> mothew's :3 son >_> did >_< get >_> youw >_< fathew's xDD heiw; +Your >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's land. +^-^ WOBEWT. :33 Shaww then my >_< fathew's uWu wiww >w< be >_> of nyo x3 fowce +ÚwÚ To ^.^ dispossess UwU that >w< chiwd ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot his? +BASTAWD. x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe x3 fowce ^-^ to ^.^ dispossess uWu me, ;;w;; siw, +>w< Than ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< get uWu me, as I uWu think. +ELINOR. :3 Whethew xDD hadst :3 thou wathew >w< be :3 a :3 Fauwconbwidge, +And >_< wike >w< thy :33 bwothew, ^-^ to enjoy >w< thy wand, +Ow OwO the weputed :3 son >_> of Coeur-de-lion, +Wowd >_> of >w< thy :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ wand ^.^ beside? +BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO an ^-^ if my bwothew xDD had my ^-^ shape +And I xDD had his, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's his, >_< wike him; +And ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe two such ÚwÚ widing-wods, +UwU My ÚwÚ awms such :33 eew-skins ;;w;; stuff'd, my ;;w;; face OwO so xDD thin +:33 That in >_< minye ear I durst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick :3 a wose +Lest x3 men shouwd uWu say ;;w;; 'Wook xDD whewe :33 thwee-fawthings >_< goes!' +And, ^-^ to his ^w^ shape, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this ^w^ wand- +Wouwd I UwU might never :33 stiw ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this place, +I would ^w^ give ^.^ it every foot ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 this >w< face! +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be Sir ^.^ Nyob in ^-^ any ^.^ case. +ELINOR. I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> fowsake >w< thy OwO fowtunye, +Bequeath >w< thy ^.^ wand ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and follow x3 me? +I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and :3 nyow bound ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, UwU take you my wand, I'll UwU take my chance. +Your ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^w^ got five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a yeaw, +>_> Yet ;;w;; seww >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu fow UwU fivepence ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; deaw. +^w^ Madam, I'll follow you x3 unto OwO the :33 death. +ELINOR. ;;w;; Nyay, I would ^.^ have you >w< go before me thithew. +BASTAWD. Our ;;w;; countwy ^-^ mannyews ^w^ give ^-^ ouw x3 bettews way. +KING :3 JOHN. What :3 is >w< thy name? +BASTAWD. uWu Phiwip, my UwU wiege, OwO so :3 is my name ;;w;; begun: +uWu Phiwip, good ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 wife's ewdest :33 son. +KING :3 JOHN. From ^w^ hencefowth bear his name uWu whose fowm :3 thou >_> beawest: +>_< Knyeew :3 thou ;;w;; down uWu Phiwip, uWu but xDD wise ^-^ mowe great- +>w< Awise Sir Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pwantagenyet. +BASTAWD. ^w^ Bwothew uWu by th' >_> mothew's >w< side, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; +UwU My fathew >_> gave me xDD honyouw, x3 youws >_> gave land. +Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the xDD houw, uWu by night ^w^ ow day, +When I ÚwÚ was got, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ was >w< away! +ELINOR. The vewy spirit >_> of Plantagenet! +I x3 am >w< thy :33 gwandam, Richard: caww me ÚwÚ so. +BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, uWu by uWu chance, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO twuth; what xDD though? +OwO Something >w< about, :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, +UwU In at OwO the window, ^w^ ow ewse o'ew OwO the >w< hatch; +OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot :33 stiw uWu by :3 day >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by >_< nyight; +And ^.^ have :3 is x3 have, :33 howevew x3 men ^-^ do xDD catch. +Near ^w^ ow :3 faw OwO off, ;;w;; weww xDD won :3 is still ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; +And I x3 am OwO I, :33 howe'ew I ÚwÚ was begot. +KING :3 JOHN. Go, ÚwÚ Fauwconbwidge; :3 nyow x3 hast :3 thou >w< thy desire: +OwO A ^w^ wandwess x3 knyight makes ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ wanded squiwe. +^w^ Come, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and xDD come, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ speed +>_< Fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than need. +BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ adieu. Good >_> fowtunye come ^-^ to thee! +>_< Fow :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ got >w< i' th' uWu way >_> of x3 honyesty. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD +OwO A foot >_> of uWu honyouw better than I ^-^ was; +But many :3 a many foot >_> of ^.^ wand OwO the >w< wowse. +Weww, :3 nyow can I ^-^ make ^-^ any ÚwÚ Joan :3 a >_< wady. +'Good den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, ^w^ fewwow!' +And ^-^ if his name >w< be >_> Geowge, I'll caww him Peter; +>_< Fow nyew-made uWu honyouw doth ^-^ fowget xDD men's uWu nyames: +^.^ 'Tis xDD too >_> wespective ÚwÚ and xDD too sociabwe +>_< Fow >_> youw conversion. Nyow >_> youw OwO twavewwew, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his >w< toothpick at my worship's xDD mess- +And when my :33 knyightwy stomach :3 is ^-^ suffic'd, +UwU Why then I x3 suck my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and catechize +UwU My picked man >_> of :33 countwies: >w< 'My dear ^-^ siw,' +ÚwÚ Thus uWu weanying uWu on >_< minye >_< ewbow I begin +OwO 'I uWu shaww uWu beseech uWu you'-That :3 is xDD question UwU nyow; +And then comes ÚwÚ answew >_< wike OwO an uWu Absey ÚwÚ book: +'O ^-^ siw,' :33 says ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; 'at >_> youw :33 best ^.^ command, +^.^ At >_> youw employment, at >_> youw UwU sewvice, uWu siw!' +>_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' :33 says xDD question >w< 'I, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, at UwU youws.' +And so, ewe ÚwÚ answew knows what xDD question ÚwÚ wouwd, +:3 Saving in >_< diawogue >_> of compliment, +And >_> tawking >_> of OwO the Awps ÚwÚ and ^w^ Apennyinyes, +The x3 Pywenyean ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wivew ^-^ Po- +^w^ It dwaws towawd ^w^ suppew in >_> concwusion ÚwÚ so. +But :3 this :3 is x3 wowshipfuw >_> society, +And ^-^ fits OwO the ÚwÚ mounting spirit >_< wike mysewf; +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but :3 a xDD bastawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU time +:33 That doth ^.^ nyot xDD smack >_> of ^w^ obsewvation- +And OwO so x3 am OwO I, whethew I xDD smack ^w^ ow no; +And ^.^ nyot :3 awonye in :33 habit ÚwÚ and OwO device, +uWu Extewiow >_> fowm, >_> outwawd ^w^ accoutwement, +But ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< inwawd motion ^-^ to x3 dewivew +ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ sweet :3 poison uWu fow OwO the age's OwO tooth; +>w< Which, >w< though I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to UwU deceive, +xDD Yet, ^-^ to UwU avoid >w< deceit, I UwU mean ^-^ to weawn; +>_< Fow ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU stwew OwO the ÚwÚ footsteps >_> of my >w< wising. +But ^-^ who comes in such haste in uWu widing-wobes? +What woman-post :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she nyo xDD husband +:33 That uWu wiww UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to blow :3 a ^w^ hown before uWu hew? + +x3 Entew LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, ÚwÚ and JAMES GUWNyEY + +:3 O uWu me, 'tis my mothew! OwO How nyow, good ^-^ wady! +What brings you here ^-^ to couwt OwO so :33 hastiwy? +LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that slave, >w< thy xDD bwothew? +:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he +:33 That howds in ^.^ chase >_< minye uWu honyouw OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 down? +BASTAWD. UwU My bwothew >_> Wobewt, ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's xDD son? +x3 Cowbwand OwO the >_> giant, UwU that >_> same :3 mighty man? +^-^ Is ^.^ it Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son UwU that you >w< seek so? +LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! >w< Ay, :3 thou unwevewend OwO boy, +Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! UwU Why ÚwÚ scown'st :3 thou at Sir Robert? +ÚwÚ He :3 is Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. +BASTAWD. xDD James UwU Guwnyey, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave awhile? +GUWNyEY. Good leave, good Phiwip. +BASTAWD. >_> Phiwip-Spawwow! x3 James, +There's xDD toys abwoad-anyon I'll tell ÚwÚ thee more. +Exit GUWNyEY +^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son; +Sir ;;w;; Wobewt UwU might ^.^ have xDD eat his part in me +:3 Upon Good ^w^ Fwiday, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew x3 bwoke his fast. +Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd :33 do: ^.^ weww-mawwy, ^-^ to OwO confess- +Could ^.^ he >_< get x3 me? Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO it: +We xDD knyow his handiwowk. :33 Thewefowe, good mothew, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom x3 am I OwO behowding uWu fow ^.^ these limbs? +Sir ;;w;; Wobewt never howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this leg. +LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ÚwÚ conspiwed with >w< thy bwothew UwU too, +:33 That uWu fow UwU thinye >_> own >_< gain shouldst ^w^ defend >_< minye honour? +What :3 means :3 this ^w^ scown, :3 thou UwU most ;;w;; untowawd >w< knyave? +BASTAWD. uWu Knyight, :3 knyight, good mothew, ;;w;; Basiwisco-wike. +>_< What! I x3 am xDD dubb'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdew. +But, mothew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's ^-^ son: +I ^.^ have UwU discwaim'd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ and my >w< wand; +>_< Wegitimation, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is gone. +>_> Then, good my mothew, let me xDD knyow my >_> fathew- +uWu Some pwopew man, I :33 hope. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it, >_> mothew? +LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; denyied thyself :3 a :33 Fauwconbwidge? +BASTAWD. UwU As >_> faithfuwwy as I deny OwO the ^w^ deviw. +LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. UwU King Richard ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ÚwÚ was >w< thy father. +By wong ÚwÚ and vehement suit I ÚwÚ was ^w^ seduc'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 woom uWu fow him in my >_< husband's bed. +xDD Heaven uWu way ^.^ nyot my transgression ^-^ to my :3 chawge! +Thou art OwO the xDD issue >_> of my dear offence, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO so stwongwy urg'd ÚwÚ past my xDD defence. +BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to >_< get uWu again, +^w^ Madam, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a better father. +uWu Some x3 sins ^-^ do bear theiw UwU pwiviwege uWu on :3 eawth, +And OwO so doth UwU youws: >_> youw fauwt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu fowwy; +uWu Nyeeds >w< must you uWu way >_> youw OwO heawt at his xDD dispose, +xDD Subjected twibute ^-^ to ^-^ commanding love, +uWu Against uWu whose :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and UwU unmatched x3 fowce +The ;;w;; awewess x3 wion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wage OwO the fight +Nyow ^-^ keep his >_< pwincewy OwO heawt ^-^ fwom UwU Wichawd's hand. +ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> wobs ^.^ wions >_> of theiw hearts +May easiwy ^.^ win :3 a >_< woman's. >w< Ay, my mothew, +x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ^-^ fathew! +OwO Who ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and dawes uWu but uWu say :3 thou didst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww +When I ÚwÚ was got, I'll ^-^ send his ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. +^w^ Come, >w< wady, I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my kin; +And uWu they uWu shaww uWu say when Richard me begot, +>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^w^ said him xDD nyay, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been UwU sin. +OwO Who :33 says ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ he wies; I uWu say 'twas not. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +OwO Fwance. Before ^.^ Angiews + +OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, AUSTRIA ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF >_> FWANCE, +UwU WEWIS OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and fowces + +KING >_< PHIWIP. Before ^.^ Angiews ;;w;; weww met, bwave ^w^ Austwia. +Awthuw, UwU that gweat forerunner >_> of >w< thy blood, +ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the x3 wion >_> of his OwO heawt +And xDD fought OwO the holy wars in Palestine, +By :3 this bwave >_> duke came >_< eawwy ^-^ to his grave; +And uWu fow amends ^-^ to his xDD postewity, +^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ impowtance UwU hithew :3 is ^.^ he come +ÚwÚ To UwU spwead his uWu cowouws, OwO boy, in >w< thy >_< behawf; +And ^-^ to webuke OwO the usuwpation +x3 Of >w< thy uWu unnyatuwaw uncwe, Engwish John. +>w< Embwace ^w^ him, love ^w^ him, ^w^ give him ^-^ wewcome hithew. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 God uWu shaww forgive you ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's death +The wathew UwU that you ^w^ give his offspring xDD wife, +^.^ Shadowing theiw ^.^ wight uWu undew >_> youw x3 wings >_> of waw. +I ^w^ give you ^-^ wewcome with :3 a powerless ;;w;; hand, +But with :3 a OwO heawt :33 fuww >_> of unstainyed :33 wuv; +>w< Wewcome before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Angiews, >_> Duke. +KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A x3 nyobwe :33 boy! OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO wight? +;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 Upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu way I :3 this zeawous ÚwÚ kiss +UwU As >w< seaw ^-^ to :3 this indenture >_> of my love: +:33 That ^-^ to my UwU home I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ Angiews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight :3 thou x3 hast in UwU Fwance, +Together with UwU that pawe, UwU that ;;w;; white-fac'd shore, +uWu Whose foot xDD spuwns xDD back OwO the ocean's roaring uWu tides +And :3 coops ^-^ fwom uWu othew x3 wands xDD hew islanders- +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that >_> Engwand, ^w^ hedg'd in with OwO the :33 main, +:33 That water-walled ;;w;; buwwawk, still secure +And >w< confident ^-^ fwom foweign puwposes- +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that xDD utmost >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the west +ÚwÚ Sawute ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew xDD king. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair OwO boy, +uWu Wiww I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of home, uWu but follow arms. +CONSTANCE. :33 O, UwU take his >_> mothew's UwU thanks, :3 a uWu widow's UwU thanks, +;;w;; Tiww >_> youw >w< stwong hand uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO stwength +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ mowe requital ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wuv! +;;w;; AUSTWIA. The xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; theiws UwU that wift theiw >_> swowds +UwU In such :3 a ^.^ just ÚwÚ and chawitabwe waw. +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ to ;;w;; wowk! Our UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be bent +uWu Against OwO the uWu bwows >_> of :3 this wesisting UwU town; +^-^ Caww uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest x3 men >_> of discipwinye, +ÚwÚ To cull OwO the >_< pwots >_> of :33 best ^w^ advantages. +>w< We'ww uWu way before :3 this ^-^ town ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw OwO bonyes, +:33 Wade ^-^ to OwO the OwO mawket-pwace in Frenchmen's blood, +But ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 subject ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ boy. +CONSTANCE. uWu Stay uWu fow OwO an ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ embassy, +Lest unyadvis'd you :33 stain >_> youw >_> swowds with bwood; +UwU My Wowd x3 Chatiwwon ^-^ may ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand bwing +:33 That ^.^ wight in xDD peace ;;w;; which here ^-^ we :3 uwge in war, +And then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ wepent OwO each >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood +:33 That ^.^ hot wash haste OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy OwO shed. + +x3 Entew CHATILLON + +KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A >_< wondew, ^-^ wady! :33 Wo, x3 upon >w< thy OwO wish, +Our :33 messengew x3 Chatiwwon :3 is awwiv'd. +What ^.^ Engwand uWu says, uWu say :3 bwiefwy, gentwe ^w^ wowd; +We ;;w;; cowdwy :3 pause uWu fow thee. >_> Chatiwwon, speak. +;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then xDD tuwn >_> youw fowces ^-^ fwom :3 this pawtwy ^w^ siege +And :33 stiw them OwO up x3 against :3 a :33 mightiew task. +>_> Engwand, impatient >_> of >_> youw ^.^ just ^w^ demands, +;;w;; Hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf in arms. The advewse ^.^ winds, +uWu Whose :3 weisuwe I ^.^ have stay'd, ^.^ have >w< given him UwU time +ÚwÚ To ^.^ wand his legions >w< aww as >_> soon as I; +His marches awe OwO expedient ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; town, +His fowces ^w^ stwong, his xDD sowdiews uWu confident. +x3 With him ÚwÚ awong :3 is come OwO the ^w^ mothew-queen, +An Ate, stiwwing him ^-^ to UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwife; +x3 With xDD hew OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> of x3 Spain; +x3 With them :3 a xDD bastawd >_> of OwO the :3 king's UwU deceas'd; +And >w< aww th' uWu unsettwed uWu humouws >_> of OwO the ^w^ wand- +uWu Wash, xDD inconsidewate, :33 fiewy :3 vowuntawies, +x3 With ladies' faces ÚwÚ and fiewce ^-^ dwagons' spweens- +>_< Have :3 sowd theiw :3 fowtunyes at theiw ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ homes, +:33 Beawing theiw >_< biwthwights >w< pwoudwy uWu on theiw backs, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes here. +UwU In brief, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew UwU choice >_> of ^-^ dauntwess uWu spiwits +>w< Than :3 nyow OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ bottoms ^.^ have ;;w;; waft o'ew +OwO Did never fwoat x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; swewwing >_< tide +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO offence ÚwÚ and ^w^ scathe in uWu Chwistendom. [Drum ^w^ beats] +The interruption >_> of theiw :33 chuwwish ;;w;; dwums +x3 Cuts x3 off ^-^ mowe circumstance: uWu they awe at >w< hand; +ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey ^w^ ow ^-^ to fight, OwO thewefowe >_> pwepawe. +KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO How >w< much uWu unwook'd uWu fow :3 is :3 this >w< expedition! +;;w;; AUSTWIA. By how >w< much unyexpected, uWu by OwO so >w< much +We >w< must :33 awake ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow uWu defence, +>_< Fow :33 couwage ÚwÚ mounteth with ;;w;; occasion. +>_> Wet them >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; ^-^ we awe OwO pwepaw'd. + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, BLANCH, OwO the BASTARD, +PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +KING :3 JOHN. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ if Fwance in xDD peace >w< pewmit +Our ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lineal entwance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw own! +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, bleed UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and xDD peace ;;w;; ascend ^-^ to UwU heaven, +ÚwÚ Whiwes >_> we, God's xDD wwathfuw ;;w;; agent, ^-^ do >_< cowwect +Their >_> pwoud >_> contempt UwU that x3 beats His xDD peace ^-^ to uWu heaven! +KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ^-^ if UwU that OwO waw xDD wetuwn +From Fwance ^-^ to >_> Engwand, there ^-^ to live in :3 peace! +^.^ Engwand ^-^ we love, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that England's :33 sake +x3 With >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD awmouw here ^-^ we ^.^ sweat. +:3 This >_< toiw >_> of ^w^ ouws shouwd >w< be :3 a wowk >_> of :3 thinye; +But :3 thou ^-^ fwom :33 woving ^.^ Engwand art OwO so :3 faw +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast undew-wwought his lawful ^-^ king, +xDD Cut x3 off OwO the >w< sequence >_> of xDD postewity, +Outfaced ÚwÚ infant state, ÚwÚ and x3 donye :3 a >w< wape +:3 Upon OwO the OwO maiden :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwown. +Wook here x3 upon >w< thy bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's face: +^.^ These >_> eyes, ^.^ these ^-^ bwows, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of his; +:3 This wittwe UwU abstwact doth contain UwU that uWu wawge +^w^ Which ;;w;; died in ÚwÚ Geffwey, ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of UwU time +:33 Shaww dwaw :3 this bwief OwO into as huge :3 a volume. +:33 That Geffwey ÚwÚ was >w< thy ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew :33 bown, +And :3 this his :3 son; ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's >_< wight, +And :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ Geffwey's. UwU In OwO the name >_> of God, +OwO How comes ^.^ it then UwU that :3 thou art xDD caww'd :3 a ^-^ king, +When :3 wiving UwU bwood doth in ^.^ these OwO tempwes beat +^w^ Which owe OwO the :3 cwown UwU that :3 thou o'ew-mastewest? +KING :3 JOHN. From xDD whom x3 hast :3 thou :3 this gweat xDD commission, UwU Fwance, +ÚwÚ To dwaw my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ awticwes? +KING >_< PHIWIP. From UwU that uWu supewnyaw ;;w;; judge UwU that OwO stiws good >_> thoughts +UwU In ^-^ any uWu bweast >_> of >w< stwong authowity +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains >_> of >_> wight. +:33 That ;;w;; judge ;;w;; hath :3 made me guardian ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, +^.^ Undew uWu whose ;;w;; wawwant I >_< impeach >w< thy ^.^ wwong, +And uWu by uWu whose ^w^ hewp I UwU mean ^-^ to chastise it. +KING :3 JOHN. Awack, :3 thou OwO dost usurp authowity. +KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Excuse ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to beat uWu usuwping down. +ELINOR. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou OwO dost caww usuwpew, :33 Fwance? +CONSTANCE. >_> Wet me ^-^ make OwO answew: >w< thy uWu usuwping :33 son. +ELINOR. :33 Out, ^-^ insowent! x3 Thy xDD bastawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ king, +:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and >_< check OwO the world! +CONSTANCE. UwU My bed ÚwÚ was >w< evew ^-^ to >w< thy :3 son as OwO twue +UwU As UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 boy +ÚwÚ Wikew in >_> featuwe ^-^ to his fathew Geffwey +>w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ and uWu John in :33 mannyews-being as ÚwÚ Eke +UwU As ;;w;; wain ^-^ to ^w^ watew, ^w^ ow ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his >w< dam. +UwU My :3 boy :3 a ^w^ bastawd! By my >_> souw, I ÚwÚ think +His fathew never ÚwÚ was OwO so OwO twue :33 begot; +^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt his mother. +ELINOR. There's :3 a good mothew, OwO boy, UwU that >_> bwots >w< thy father. +CONSTANCE. There's :3 a good :33 gwandam, OwO boy, UwU that would ^-^ bwot thee. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! +BASTAWD. >w< Heaw OwO the uWu cwiew. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. What OwO the ^w^ deviw art thou? +BASTAWD. >_< Onye UwU that uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 deviw, ;;w;; siw, with you, +An UwU 'a ^-^ may catch >_> youw hide ÚwÚ and you awonye. +You awe OwO the ^-^ hawe >_> of xDD whom OwO the OwO pwuvwb >_> goes, +uWu Whose valour plucks UwU dead ^.^ wions uWu by OwO the ^w^ beawd; +I'll ^-^ smoke >_> youw OwO skin-coat OwO an I catch you ^-^ wight; +Sirrah, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't; >w< i' :3 faith I wiww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +>w< BWANCH. :33 O, ;;w;; weww >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ become UwU that >_< wion's robe +:33 That >_> did diswobe OwO the x3 wion >_> of UwU that >w< wobe! +BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 wies as ^-^ sightwy uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of him +UwU As gweat >_> Awcides' >w< shows x3 upon OwO an :3 ass; +But, ass, I'll UwU take UwU that >_> buwden ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ back, +Ow uWu way uWu on UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw shouwdews cwack. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. What ^.^ cwackew :3 is :3 this >_> same UwU that deafs ^-^ ouw ears +x3 With :3 this abundance >_> of OwO supewfwuous breath? +UwU King uWu Phiwip, xDD detewminye what ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ stwaight. +KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Women ÚwÚ and fools, >_< bweak x3 off >_> youw ^w^ confewence. +UwU King :33 John, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy sum >_> of ÚwÚ aww: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, +UwU In ^.^ wight >_> of Awthuw, ^-^ do I OwO cwaim >_> of thee; +uWu Wiwt :3 thou resign them ÚwÚ and uWu way ;;w;; down >w< thy >w< awms? +KING :3 JOHN. UwU My life as UwU soon. I ^-^ do :33 defy ^.^ thee, OwO Fwance. +Arthur >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ;;w;; hand, +And >_< out >_> of my dear love I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe +>w< Than e'ew OwO the cowawd hand >_> of Fwance can win. +^.^ Submit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ boy. +ELINOR. Come ^-^ to >w< thy :33 gwandam, chiwd. +CONSTANCE. uWu Do, OwO chiwd, >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it :33 gwandam, x3 chiwd; +>w< Give gwandam UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it gwandam uWu wiww +>w< Give ^.^ it :3 a >_< pwum, :3 a cherry, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fig. +There's :3 a good gwandam! +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good my mothew, :3 peace! +I would UwU that I ;;w;; wewe low >_> waid in my OwO gwave: +I x3 am ^.^ nyot wowth :3 this ;;w;; coiw that's :3 made uWu fow >_> me. +ELINOR. His mothew uWu shames him so, UwU poow OwO boy, ^.^ he OwO weeps. +CONSTANCE. Nyow ÚwÚ shame x3 upon you, whe'er ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow no! +His ;;w;; gwandam's wwongs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot his >_> mothew's ^.^ shames, +Draws x3 those ;;w;; heaven-moving peawws ^-^ fwom his UwU poow >_> eyes, +^w^ Which >w< heaven uWu shaww UwU take in ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a fee; +>w< Ay, with ^.^ these crystal uWu beads >w< heaven uWu shaww >w< be brib'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :33 justice ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu on you. +ELINOR. Thou monstrous >w< swandewew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and earth! +CONSTANCE. Thou monstrous ^-^ injuwew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, +^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot me slanderer! Thou ÚwÚ and UwU thinye usurp +The ^w^ dominyations, ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and rights, +x3 Of :3 this oppwessed >w< boy; :3 this :3 is >w< thy ewdest son's UwU son, +Infortunate in nyothing uWu but in thee. +x3 Thy x3 sins awe OwO visited in :3 this UwU poow x3 chiwd; +The canon >_> of OwO the OwO waw :3 is >_> waid uWu on ^w^ him, +>_> Being uWu but OwO the uWu second xDD genyewation +Wemuvd ^-^ fwom >w< thy sin-conceiving womb. +KING :3 JOHN. Bedlam, ^.^ have >w< donye. +CONSTANCE. I ^.^ have uWu but :3 this ^-^ to :33 say- +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot only :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew uWu sin, +But :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew xDD sin ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO the pwague +uWu On :3 this wemuvd ;;w;; issue, :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew +And with xDD hew x3 pwague; xDD hew xDD sin his injury, +Her uWu injuwy OwO the beadwe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< sin; +^-^ Aww :3 punyish'd in OwO the person >_> of :3 this OwO chiwd, +And >w< aww uWu fow her-a pwague x3 upon her! +ELINOR. Thou ÚwÚ unyadvised scold, I can >_> pwoduce +OwO A uWu wiww UwU that :33 baws OwO the title >_> of >w< thy :33 son. +CONSTANCE. >w< Ay, ^-^ who :33 doubts ÚwÚ that? OwO A wiww, :3 a ;;w;; wicked wiww; +OwO A :3 woman's wiww; :3 a >_< cank'wed ;;w;; gwandam's ^.^ wiww! +KING >_< PHIWIP. Peace, ^-^ wady! >_> pause, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ tempewate. +^w^ It i-iww beseems :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ to x3 cwy ^-^ aim +ÚwÚ To ^.^ these ;;w;; iww-tunyed repetitions. +uWu Some twumpet summon UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_< wawws +^.^ These x3 men >_> of Angiers; let OwO us hear them speak +uWu Whose title uWu they xDD admit, ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ ow >w< John's. + +x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew xDD citizens x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws + +>_< CITIZEN. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ wawn'd OwO us ^-^ to OwO the >_> wawws? +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Fwance, uWu fow Engwand. +KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Engwand uWu fow itself. +You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving ^.^ subjects- +KING >_< PHIWIP. You :33 woving x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 subjects, +Our twumpet xDD caww'd you ^-^ to :3 this gentwe parle- +KING :3 JOHN. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; advantage; OwO thewefowe hear OwO us >_> fiwst. +^.^ These >_> fwags >_> of UwU Fwance, UwU that awe OwO advanced here +Before OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; town, +>_< Have UwU hithew mawch'd ^-^ to >_> youw xDD endamagement; +The :33 cannyons ^.^ have theiw uWu bowews :33 fuww >_> of wwath, +And ready x3 mounted awe uWu they ^-^ to UwU spit :3 fowth +Their iwon UwU indignyation >w< 'gainst >_> youw ^w^ wawws; +^-^ Aww pwepawation uWu fow :3 a bwoody ^w^ siege +And >_< mewciwess proceeding uWu by ^.^ these xDD Fwench +Confwont >_> youw x3 city's >_> eyes, >_> youw ^w^ winking ^.^ gates; +And uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach x3 those sweeping >w< stonyes +:33 That as :3 a >_> waist doth >_< giwdwe you about +By OwO the :3 compuwsion >_> of theiw owdinyance +By :3 this UwU time ^-^ fwom theiw uWu fixed ÚwÚ beds >_> of lime +Had >_< been d-dishabited, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide ^w^ havoc :3 made +>_< Fow bwoody power ^-^ to x3 wush x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ peace. +But uWu on OwO the OwO sight >_> of OwO us >_> youw lawful ^-^ king, +OwO Who painfully with >w< much OwO expedient mawch +>_< Have ^w^ bwought :3 a ^w^ countewcheck before >_> youw ^.^ gates, +ÚwÚ To :33 save unscwatch'd >_> youw x3 city's threat'ned cheeks- +>_< Behowd, OwO the xDD Fwench >w< amaz'd OwO vouchsafe :3 a :33 pawwe; +And nyow, :33 instead >_> of >_< buwwets xDD wwapp'd in fire, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu shaking fever in >_> youw wawws, +^.^ They >_> shoot uWu but UwU cawm uWu wowds fowded OwO up in OwO smoke, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD faithwess error in >_> youw caws; +^w^ Which xDD twust UwU accowdingwy, >w< kind >_< citizens, +And let OwO us uWu in-youw ;;w;; King, uWu whose labour'd spiwits, +Forwearied in :3 this >w< action >_> of swift uWu speed, +>w< Cwaves ^w^ hawbouwage within >_> youw :33 city walls. +KING >_< PHIWIP. When I ^.^ have said, ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. +:33 Wo, in :3 this ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu whose >w< pwotection +^-^ Is UwU most divinely ÚwÚ vow'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ wight +x3 Of him ^.^ it >_< howds, ^-^ stands x3 young Pwantagenyet, +>w< Son ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of :3 this man, +And ;;w;; king o'ew him ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he enjoys; +>_< Fow :3 this ^.^ down-twodden ^w^ equity ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead +UwU In ^.^ wawwike mawch ^.^ these greens before >_> youw ;;w;; town, +>_> Being nyo further enemy ^-^ to you +>w< Than OwO the >w< constwaint >_> of UwU hospitabwe x3 zeaw +UwU In OwO the ^w^ wewief >_> of :3 this oppwessed >w< chiwd +Religiously x3 pwovokes. Be ÚwÚ pweased then +ÚwÚ To pay UwU that >_> duty ;;w;; which you ^.^ twuwy owe +ÚwÚ To him UwU that ÚwÚ owes it, namely, :3 this x3 young prince; +And then ^-^ ouw uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 muzzwed ^-^ beaw, +ÚwÚ Save in ;;w;; aspect, ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO offence seal'd up; +Our ^-^ cannyons' ;;w;; mawice OwO vainwy uWu shaww >w< be spent +uWu Against th' x3 invuwnyewabwe clouds >_> of ^-^ heaven; +And with :3 a bwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unvex'd x3 wetiwe, +x3 With :33 unhack'd >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewmets >w< aww unbruis'd, +We uWu wiww bear UwU home UwU that >w< wusty UwU bwood UwU again +^w^ Which here ^-^ we came ^-^ to >_> spout x3 against >_> youw ;;w;; town, +And xDD weave >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and you, in ^-^ peace. +But ^-^ if you fondwy xDD pass ^-^ ouw pwoffew'd >w< offew, +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the wounduwe >_> of >_> youw ^.^ owd-fac'd >_< wawws +^w^ Can hide you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw messengews >_> of war, +^-^ Though >w< aww ^.^ these Engwish ÚwÚ and theiw UwU discipwinye +Were harbour'd in theiw wude ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. +;;w;; Then tell >w< us, uWu shaww >_> youw :33 city caww OwO us lord +UwU In UwU that behawf ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have challeng'd xDD it; +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give OwO the signal ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wage, +And :33 stawk in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 possession? +>_< CITIZEN. UwU In brief: ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU King >_> of England's ^w^ subjects; +>_< Fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and in his >_< wight, ^-^ we howd :3 this town. +KING :3 JOHN. Acknowledge then OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and let me in. +>_< CITIZEN. :33 That can ^-^ we not; uWu but ^.^ he UwU that proves OwO the ;;w;; King, +ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv woyaw. ;;w;; Tiww UwU that UwU time +>_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ wamm'd OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates x3 against OwO the world. +KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^.^ King? +And ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU that, I bwing you xDD witnyesses: +;;w;; Twice ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand hearts >_> of England's breed- +BASTAWD. Bastards ÚwÚ and >w< ewse. +KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To :33 vewify ^-^ ouw title with theiw >w< wives. +KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU As many ÚwÚ and as x3 weww-bown bloods as ^w^ those- +BASTAWD. uWu Some bastawds ^w^ too. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Stand in his ;;w;; face ^-^ to contwadict his >w< cwaim. +>_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Tiww you compound uWu whose ^.^ wight :3 is x3 wowthiest, +We uWu fow OwO the wowthiest howd OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >_> both. +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then :3 God forgive OwO the xDD sin >_> of >w< aww x3 those souws +:33 That ^-^ to theiw xDD evewwasting uWu wesidence, +Before OwO the OwO dew >_> of evening ^-^ faww uWu shaww fleet +UwU In dreadful UwU twiaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's king! +KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Amen, x3 Amen! >_> Mount, chevawiews; ^-^ to awms! +BASTAWD. x3 Saint >_> Geowge, UwU that ^-^ swing'd OwO the >_> dwagon, ÚwÚ and e'ew >_< since +^w^ Sits on's horse xDD back at >_< minye >_> hostess' doow, +Teach OwO us >w< some fence! uWu [To ^-^ AUSTWIA] Sirrah, ;;w;; wewe I at home, +^.^ At >_> youw den, ÚwÚ siwwah, with >_> youw wionyess, +I would xDD set OwO an :33 ox-head ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wion's >_> hide, +And ^-^ make :3 a monster >_> of you. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! nyo more. +BASTAWD. :33 O, x3 twembwe, uWu fow you hear OwO the x3 wion woaw! +KING :3 JOHN. :33 Up highew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww xDD set :3 fowth +UwU In :33 best ;;w;; appointment >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU wegiments. +BASTAWD. Speed then ^-^ to UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the fiewd. +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew hiww +^.^ Command OwO the west ^-^ to :3 stand. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO wight! >_< Exeunt + +Here, aftew excuwsions, ÚwÚ entew OwO the ÚwÚ HEWAWD >_< OF >_> FWANCE, +with twumpets, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates + +FRENCH ^w^ HEWAWD. You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, open ^-^ wide >_> youw ^w^ gates +And let x3 young Awthuw, UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ in, +OwO Who uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Fwance :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath :3 made +^.^ Much wowk uWu fow ;;w;; teaws in many OwO an Engwish mothew, +uWu Whose >_< sons lie ;;w;; scattewed uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ground; +>_> Many :3 a uWu widow's xDD husband >_> gwuvwwing :3 wies, +Coldly >_> embwacing OwO the ÚwÚ discowouwed eawth; +And OwO victowy with wittwe woss doth xDD pway +:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ dancing bannyews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, +OwO Who awe at ;;w;; hand, triumphantly OwO dispwayed, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; conquewows, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim +Arthur >_> of Britaine England's UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. + +x3 Entew >_> ENGWISH HERALD, with twumpet + +>_> ENGWISH ^w^ HEWAWD. uWu Wejoice, you x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ring >_> youw bewws: +UwU King :33 John, >_> youw ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and England's, doth :33 appwoach, +^w^ Commandew >_> of :3 this ^.^ hot :33 mawicious day. +Their awmouws UwU that mawch'd x3 hence OwO so ;;w;; siwvew-bwight +^-^ Hithew xDD wetuwn >w< aww OwO giwt with Frenchmen's bwood. +Thewe ÚwÚ stuck nyo ^w^ pwume in ^-^ any Engwish :3 cwest +:33 That :3 is wemuvd uWu by :3 a xDD staff >_> of xDD Fwance; +Our colours ^-^ do xDD wetuwn in x3 those >_> same ^.^ hands +:33 That >_> did dispway them when ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst mawch'd fowth; +And >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< twoop >_> of huntsmen come +Our >w< wusty Engwish, >w< aww with purpled x3 hands, +UwU Dy'd in OwO the ^.^ dying slaughter >_> of theiw foes. +ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the >_< victows way. +>_< CITIZEN. OwO Hewawds, ^-^ fwom x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< tow'ws ^-^ we UwU might >w< behowd +From ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last OwO the ^w^ onset ÚwÚ and retire +x3 Of uWu both >_> youw OwO awmies, uWu whose x3 equawity +By ^-^ ouw :33 best eyes cannyot >w< be censuwed. +Bwood ;;w;; hath bought blood, ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ have xDD answew'd :3 bwows; +uWu Stwength ^w^ match'd with UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and power confronted powew; +Both awe awike, ÚwÚ and uWu both alike ^-^ we like. +>_< Onye >w< must ^w^ pwuv greatest. OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ weigh OwO so >_< even, +We howd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town uWu fow neither, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> both. + +x3 Entew OwO the two >_< KINGS, with theiw powers, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU cast >_> away? +Say, uWu shaww OwO the cuwwent >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight run :3 on? +uWu Whose >w< passage, :33 vex'd with >w< thy impediment, +:33 Shaww xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyative channel ÚwÚ and o'ewsweww +x3 With ^-^ couwse distuwb'd x3 even >w< thy confining showes, +>_< Unwess :3 thou let his ÚwÚ siwvew >w< watew ^-^ keep +OwO A ^w^ peacefuw ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to OwO the >_< ocean. +KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Engwand, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO sav'd ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood +UwU In :3 this ^.^ hot UwU twiaw ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we >_> of xDD Fwance; +x3 Wathew, lost more. And uWu by :3 this hand I sweaw, +:33 That sways OwO the :3 eawth :3 this >_> cwimate overlooks, +Before ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw just-bownye uWu awms, +>w< We'ww >w< put ÚwÚ thee down, >w< 'gainst xDD whom ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ^-^ we ^-^ beaw, +Ow ÚwÚ add :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ to OwO the OwO dead, +:33 Gwacing OwO the >w< scwoww UwU that uWu tewws >_> of :3 this waw's woss +x3 With slaughter OwO coupwed ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of ^.^ kings. +BASTAWD. Ha, ÚwÚ majesty! how UwU high >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< tow'ws +When OwO the rich UwU bwood >_> of kings :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ fiwe! +:33 O, :3 nyow doth ^.^ Death xDD winye his UwU dead :33 chaps with steel; +The >_> swowds >_> of xDD sowdiews awe his x3 teeth, his xDD fangs; +And :3 nyow ^.^ he feasts, ^-^ mousing OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^-^ men, +UwU In uWu undetewmin'd xDD diffewences >_> of ^.^ kings. +UwU Why ^.^ stand ^.^ these :33 woyaw fwonts amazed ^.^ thus? +OwO Cwy ^.^ 'havoc!' :33 kings; xDD back ^-^ to OwO the stained field, +You >w< equaw >w< potents, :33 fiewy UwU kindwed spiwits! +;;w;; Then let x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ onye part ;;w;; confiwm +The other's ^-^ peace. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^-^ bwows, blood, ÚwÚ and >_< death! +KING :3 JOHN. uWu Whose party ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ townsmen ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; admit? +KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Speak, >_< citizens, uWu fow England; :33 who's >_> youw king? +>_< CITIZEN. The UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the King. +KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Knyow him in OwO us UwU that here howd OwO up his >_> wight. +KING :3 JOHN. UwU In OwO us UwU that awe ^-^ ouw >_> own gweat uWu deputy +And bear UwU possession >_> of ^-^ ouw person ;;w;; hewe, +Wowd >_> of ^-^ ouw presence, uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and >_> of you. +>_< CITIZEN. OwO A gweatew ^.^ pow'w than ^-^ we ^w^ denyies >w< aww ^.^ this; +And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ undoubted, ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ wock +Our fowmew scruple in ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwong-baww'd ^.^ gates; +x3 King'd >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, xDD untiw ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, resolv'd, +Be uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; king purg'd ÚwÚ and :3 depos'd. +BASTAWD. By UwU heaven, ^.^ these OwO scwoywes >_> of ^.^ Angiews fwout you, ÚwÚ kings, +And ^.^ stand OwO secuwewy uWu on theiw OwO battwements +UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe, :3 whence uWu they gape ÚwÚ and point +^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ industwious OwO scenyes ÚwÚ and acts >_> of :33 death. +Your :33 woyaw presences >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: +Do >_< wike OwO the mutinyes >_> of ^-^ Jewusawem, +Be fwiends uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and uWu both conjointly ^-^ bend +Your UwU shawpest deeds >_> of ;;w;; mawice uWu on :3 this town. +By ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west let Fwance ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand x3 mount +Their ^.^ battewing cannon, UwU chawged ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouths, +;;w;; Tiww theiw ^w^ souw-feawing OwO cwamouws ^.^ have bwaww'd ;;w;; down +The xDD fwinty xDD wibs >_> of :3 this uWu contemptuous :33 city. +:3 I'd xDD pway incessantly x3 upon ^.^ these :3 jades, +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU unfenced desowation +Weave them as ^.^ nyaked as OwO the UwU vuwgaw air. +:33 That >_< donye, >_< dissevew >_> youw >_> unyited xDD stwengths +And part >_> youw mingwed colours UwU once uWu again, +OwO Tuwn ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and bwoody point ^-^ to >_< point; +;;w;; Then in :3 a ;;w;; moment >_> Fowtunye uWu shaww cull :3 fowth +Out >_> of ^-^ onye >_> side xDD hew x3 happy minion, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom in :3 favouw ^.^ she uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO the day, +And ÚwÚ kiss him with :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< victowy. +OwO How >_< wike you :3 this wiwd counsew, :3 mighty states? +^.^ Smacks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something >_> of OwO the ^-^ powicy? +KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, uWu by OwO the OwO sky UwU that OwO hangs :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. UwU Fwance, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyit ^-^ ouw pow'rs +And uWu way :3 this ^.^ Angiews x3 even with OwO the ground; +;;w;; Then aftew fight ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; king >_> of it? +BASTAWD. An ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast OwO the mettle >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, +>_> Being wrong'd as ^-^ we awe uWu by :3 this peevish ;;w;; town, +OwO Tuwn :3 thou OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< thy uWu awtiwwewy, +UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU ouws, x3 against ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wawws; +And when UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; dash'd them ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, +UwU Why then :33 defy OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and OwO peww-meww +UwU Make wowk x3 upon >w< ouwsewves, uWu fow >w< heaven ^w^ ow ÚwÚ heww. +KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Say, xDD whewe uWu wiww you assault? +KING :3 JOHN. We ^-^ fwom OwO the west uWu wiww ^-^ send destwuction +x3 Into :3 this x3 city's >_< bosom. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. I ^-^ fwom OwO the north. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Our thundew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ south +:33 Shaww ;;w;; wain theiw drift >_> of >_< buwwets uWu on :3 this town. +BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O prudent discipline! From >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, +^.^ Austwia ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> shoot in OwO each other's UwU mouth. +I'll :33 stiw them ^-^ to it.-Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! +>_< CITIZEN. >w< Heaw >w< us, gweat ^w^ kings: OwO vouchsafe :3 awhiwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, +And I uWu shaww show you xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd league; +:3 Win you :3 this :33 city ^-^ without OwO stwoke ^w^ ow :3 wound; +:33 Wescue x3 those breathing ;;w;; wives ^-^ to die in ÚwÚ beds +:33 That here come ^-^ sacwifices uWu fow OwO the fiewd. +^w^ Pewsevew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but hear uWu me, :3 mighty ^.^ kings. +KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak uWu on with ^w^ favouw; ^-^ we awe bent ^-^ to heaw. +>_< CITIZEN. :33 That daughter there >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the OwO Wady Blanch, +^-^ Is niece ^-^ to England; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the years +x3 Of Wewis OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU wuvwy uWu maid. +>w< If >w< wusty love shouwd >w< go in x3 quest >_> of :3 beauty, +:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ^-^ faiwew than in >w< Bwanch? +>w< If zeawous love shouwd >w< go in >_> seawch >_> of uWu viwtue, +:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ;;w;; puwew than in >w< Bwanch? +>w< If love ambitious ÚwÚ sought :3 a ^-^ match >_> of birth, +uWu Whose ^.^ veins bound wichew UwU bwood than OwO Wady >w< Bwanch? +Such as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, in :3 beauty, uWu viwtue, birth, +^-^ Is OwO the x3 young x3 Dauphin every uWu way compwete- +>w< If ^.^ nyot complete :33 of, uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot she; +And ^.^ she UwU again ÚwÚ wants nothing, ^-^ to name ;;w;; want, +>w< If UwU want ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. +ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the half part >_> of :3 a bwessed man, +x3 Weft ^-^ to >w< be :3 finyished uWu by such as she; +And ^.^ she :3 a fair ;;w;; divided :33 excewwence, +uWu Whose UwU fuwnyess >_> of :3 pewfection :3 wies in >_> him. +:33 O, two such ÚwÚ siwvew currents, when uWu they uWu join, +Do xDD gwowify OwO the ;;w;; banks UwU that bound them in; +And two such shores ^-^ to two such ;;w;; stweams :3 made one, +>w< Two such controlling >w< bounds, uWu shaww you ^.^ be, Kings, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ these two princes, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ them. +:3 This UwU unyion uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than battery can +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< fast-cwosed ^.^ gates; uWu fow at :3 this ^-^ match +x3 With OwO swiftew uWu spween than :3 powdew can xDD enfowce, +The OwO mouth >_> of ÚwÚ passage uWu shaww ^-^ we fling ^-^ wide ;;w;; ope +And ^w^ give you >_> entwance; uWu but ^-^ without :3 this UwU match, +The ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ enwaged :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO so >_< deaf, +ÚwÚ Wions ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ confident, uWu mountains ÚwÚ and wocks +Mowe free ^-^ fwom motion-no, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf +UwU In x3 mowtaw :3 fuwy half OwO so pewemptowy +UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this :33 city. +BASTAWD. Here's :3 a stay +:33 That xDD shakes OwO the rotten xDD cawcass >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Death +Out >_> of his ^-^ wags! Here's :3 a uWu wawge uWu mouth, :3 indeed, +:33 That :33 spits :3 fowth death ÚwÚ and OwO mountains, wocks ÚwÚ and >_> seas; +Talks as familiarly >_> of roaring ^.^ wions +UwU As xDD maids >_> of thirteen ^-^ do >_> of puppy-dogs! +What OwO cannyonyeew ;;w;; begot :3 this >w< wusty blood? +ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ;;w;; pwain >w< cannyon-fiwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and ^w^ bounce; +ÚwÚ He gives OwO the UwU bastinyado with his UwU tongue; +Our ears awe cudgell'd; ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of his +But buffets better than :3 a :33 fist >_> of OwO Fwance. +:3 Zounds! I ÚwÚ was never OwO so ^w^ bethump'd with uWu wowds +x3 Since I ^.^ fiwst xDD caww'd my >_< bwothew's fathew uWu dad. +ELINOR. >_< Son, list ^-^ to :3 this :33 conjunction, ^-^ make :3 this :33 match; +>w< Give with ^-^ ouw niece :3 a dowwy uWu wawge enyough; +>_< Fow uWu by :3 this knot :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO so ^w^ suwewy OwO tie +x3 Thy :3 nyow unsuw'd assuwance ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown +:33 That ^-^ yon green :3 boy uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo >_< sun ^-^ to wipe +The UwU bwoom UwU that pwomiseth :3 a :3 mighty fruit. +I UwU see :3 a yielding in OwO the looks >_> of xDD Fwance; +>_< Mawk how uWu they :3 whispew. Uwge them >_< whiwe theiw souws +uWu Awe capable >_> of :3 this ^-^ ambition, +Lest :3 zeaw, :3 nyow uWu mewted uWu by OwO the windy >_> bweath +x3 Of ^.^ soft :33 petitions, pity, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, +Cool ÚwÚ and xDD congeaw UwU again ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +>_< CITIZEN. UwU Why ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot OwO the double >w< majesties +:3 This fwiendwy ÚwÚ tweaty >_> of ^-^ ouw threat'ned :33 town? +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Speak ^.^ Engwand :33 fiwst, UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 fowwawd ^.^ fiwst +ÚwÚ To speak x3 unto :3 this city: what uWu say you? +KING :3 JOHN. >w< If UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin there, >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU son, +^w^ Can in :3 this book >_> of x3 beauty ;;w;; wead OwO 'I wuv,' +Her dowwy uWu shaww ^.^ weigh >w< equaw with :3 a ;;w;; queen; +>_< Fow Anjou, ÚwÚ and fair Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, Poictiers, +And >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this >_> side OwO the ;;w;; sea- +Except :3 this :33 city :3 nyow uWu by OwO us besieg'd- +Find UwU wiabwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and dignity, +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ giwd xDD hew bwidaw :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew rich +UwU In titles, UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and pwomotions, +UwU As ^.^ she in :3 beauty, education, blood, +uWu Howds hand with ^-^ any pwincess >_> of OwO the world. +KING >_< PHIWIP. What xDD say'st thou, x3 boy? Wook in OwO the lady's face. +>_< WEWIS. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew eye I find +OwO A >_< wondew, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wondwous ^.^ miwacwe, +The ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf form'd in xDD hew eye; +>w< Which, being uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU son, +:33 Becomes :3 a >_> sun, ÚwÚ and makes >_> youw :3 son :3 a shadow. +I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never :33 wov'd ^-^ mysewf +;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow UwU infixed I x3 behewd ^-^ mysewf +^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew >w< eye. +[Whispews with ^.^ BWANCH] +BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew eye, +UwU Hang'd in OwO the uWu fwownying wwinkwe >_> of xDD hew brow, +And :3 quawtew'd in xDD hew ^.^ heawt-he doth ^-^ espy +Himsewf ^-^ wuv's ^-^ twaitow. :3 This :3 is ^-^ pity nyow, +:33 That ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and :3 quawtew'd there shouwd >w< be +UwU In such :3 a love OwO so :3 viwe :3 a >_< wout as ^w^ he. +>w< BWANCH. UwU My xDD uncwe's uWu wiww in :3 this >_< wespect :3 is x3 minye. +>w< If ^.^ he UwU see >w< aught in you UwU that makes him ^-^ wike, +:33 That ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees ;;w;; which muvs his ^-^ wiking +I can with >_> ease :3 twanswate ^.^ it ^-^ to my wiww; +Ow ^-^ if you wiww, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, +I uWu wiww enforce ^.^ it :33 eas'wy ^-^ to my wuv. +^.^ Fuwthew I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew you, my lord, +:33 That >w< aww I UwU see in you :3 is >w< wowthy love, +>w< Than :33 this: UwU that nyothing ^-^ do I UwU see in :3 you- +^-^ Though :33 chuwwish >_> thoughts themsewves shouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ judge- +:33 That I can find shouwd merit ^-^ any OwO hate. +KING :3 JOHN. What uWu say ^.^ these x3 young ÚwÚ onyes? What uWu say you, my ;;w;; nyiece? +>w< BWANCH. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is bound in uWu honyouw still ^-^ to ^-^ do +What you in OwO wisdom still OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >w< say. +KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak then, Prince Dauphin; can you love :3 this >w< wady? +>_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if I can wefwain ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; +>_< Fow I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU most unfeignedly. +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then ^-^ do I ^w^ give Vowquessen, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, +Poictiers, ÚwÚ and Anjou, ^.^ these five xDD pwovinces, +x3 With xDD hew ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< addition :3 mowe, +>w< Fuww OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >_> of Engwish >w< coin. +;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ withaw, +^.^ Command >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to >_> join hands. +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; x3 young princes, :33 cwose >_> youw hands. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. And >_> youw lips :33 too; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; weww assur'd +:33 That I >_> did OwO so when I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst assuw'd. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Nyow, xDD citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, ;;w;; ope >_> youw ^.^ gates, +>_> Wet in UwU that ^.^ amity ;;w;; which you ^.^ have ^w^ made; +>_< Fow at x3 Saint ÚwÚ Mawy's >w< chapew ÚwÚ pwesentwy +The :3 wites >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be sowemnyiz'd. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Wady Constance in :3 this ÚwÚ twoop? +I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is not; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ match :3 made OwO up +Her :3 pwesence would ^.^ have interrupted ^w^ much. +:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD son? >_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ who knows. +>_< WEWIS. She :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and passionate at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. +KING >_< PHIWIP. And, uWu by my :33 faith, :3 this >_> weague UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made +uWu Wiww ^w^ give xDD hew >w< sadnyess vewy wittwe ^w^ cuwe. +^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, how ^-^ may ^-^ we ^.^ content +:3 This widow >w< wady? UwU In xDD hew ^.^ wight ^-^ we :33 came; +^w^ Which >_> we, :3 God knows, ^.^ have tuwn'd another >_< way, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own vantage. +KING :3 JOHN. We uWu wiww ^w^ heaw OwO up aww, +>_< Fow ^w^ we'ww UwU cweate x3 young Arthur UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, +And Eaww >_> of Richmond; ÚwÚ and :3 this rich fair ^-^ town +We ^-^ make him lord >_> of. ^-^ Caww OwO the OwO Wady x3 Constance; +uWu Some :3 speedy :33 messengew ;;w;; bid xDD hew wepaiw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. I xDD twust ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, +>w< If ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up OwO the measuwe >_> of xDD hew wiww, +>_> Yet in >w< some measuwe xDD satisfy xDD hew OwO so +:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD stop xDD hew >w< excwamation. +uWu Go ^-^ we as ;;w;; weww as haste uWu wiww suffer OwO us +ÚwÚ To :3 this ^w^ unwook'd-fow, unprepared OwO pomp. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD +BASTAWD. >_> Mad world! mad ;;w;; kings! mad xDD composition! +:33 John, ^-^ to xDD stop ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< tide in OwO the whole, +;;w;; Hath willingly ^-^ depawted with :3 a part; +And UwU Fwance, uWu whose xDD awmouw ;;w;; conscience :3 buckwed OwO on, +x3 Whom x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and charity ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the field +UwU As God's >_> own ^-^ sowdiew, rounded in OwO the ear +x3 With UwU that >_> same puwpose-changew, UwU that >_> swy x3 deviw, +:33 That bwokew UwU that still bweaks OwO the OwO pate >_> of :33 faith, +:33 That ;;w;; daiwy break-vow, ^.^ he UwU that UwU wins >_> of aww, +x3 Of ÚwÚ kings, >_> of beggars, ^.^ owd ^-^ men, x3 young ^-^ men, >w< maids, +OwO Who having nyo ^-^ extewnyaw xDD thing ^-^ to wose +But OwO the >_> wowd :33 'maid,' ^w^ cheats OwO the UwU poow maid >_> of UwU that; +:33 That smooth-fac'd ;;w;; gentweman, UwU tickwing commodity, +uWu Commodity, OwO the ^w^ bias >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- +The UwU wowwd, ^-^ who >_> of itsewf :3 is peised well, +^w^ Made ^-^ to run x3 even x3 upon x3 even >w< gwound, +;;w;; Tiww :3 this >w< advantage, :3 this :3 viwe-dwawing ^w^ bias, +:3 This ^.^ sway >_> of ^w^ motion, :3 this commodity, +:3 Makes ^.^ it UwU take head ^-^ fwom >w< aww indifferency, +From >w< aww >w< diwection, >_< puwpose, ^.^ couwse, ^.^ intent- +And :3 this >_> same ^w^ bias, :3 this commodity, +:3 This OwO bawd, :3 this broker, :3 this >w< aww-changing ;;w;; wowd, +Cwapp'd uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd eye >_> of OwO fickwe UwU Fwance, +;;w;; Hath :33 dwawn him ^-^ fwom his >_> own determin'd ^-^ aid, +From :3 a resolv'd ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe war, +ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most base ÚwÚ and vile-concluded ^-^ peace. +And x3 why ;;w;; waiw I uWu on :3 this xDD commodity? +But uWu fow ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot woo'd me yet; +:3 Nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO the power ^-^ to ^w^ cwutch my hand +When his fair xDD angews would salute my x3 pawm, +But uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, as x3 unyattempted >_> yet, +;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow >_< beggaw :3 waiweth uWu on OwO the :3 wich. +Weww, whiwes I x3 am :3 a :33 beggaw, I uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw +And uWu say there :3 is nyo xDD sin uWu but ^-^ to >w< be rich; +And being rich, my :3 viwtue then uWu shaww >w< be +ÚwÚ To uWu say there :3 is nyo OwO vice uWu but beggawy. +x3 Since kings >_< bweak :3 faith x3 upon commodity, +Gain, >w< be my lord, uWu fow I uWu wiww wowship thee. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +CONSTANCE. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ mawwied! UwU Gonye ^-^ to uWu sweaw :3 a :3 peace! +UwU Fawse UwU bwood ^-^ to false UwU bwood xDD join'd! UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be x3 fwiends! +:33 Shaww Wewis ^.^ have Blanch, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bwanch x3 those pwovinces? +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; :3 thou x3 hast >_< misspoke, ;;w;; misheawd; +Be ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, tell o'ew >w< thy xDD tawe again. +^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but uWu say 'tis >w< so; +I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^.^ thee, uWu fow >w< thy >_> wowd +^-^ Is uWu but OwO the vain >_> bweath >_> of :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ man: +>_< Bewieve me I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe ^.^ thee, >w< man; +I ^.^ have :3 a :3 king's OwO oath ^-^ to OwO the contrary. +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 punyish'd uWu fow ;;w;; thus x3 fwighting uWu me, +>_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and capable >_> of uWu feaws, +^w^ Oppwess'd with wwongs, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :33 fuww >_> of feaws; +OwO A OwO widow, :3 husbandwess, :33 subject ^-^ to feaws; +OwO A woman, nyatuwawwy :3 bown ^-^ to feaws; +And >w< though :3 thou :3 nyow x3 confess :3 thou didst uWu but >w< jest, +x3 With my :33 vex'd uWu spiwits I cannyot UwU take :3 a truce, +But uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe >w< aww :3 this day. +What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu shaking >_> of >w< thy >_< head? +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so :3 sadwy uWu on my xDD son? +What :3 means UwU that hand x3 upon UwU that uWu bweast >_> of thine? +UwU Why howds UwU thinye eye UwU that lamentable rheum, +;;w;; Wike :3 a >_> pwoud >_> wivew ÚwÚ peewing o'ew his bounds? +Be ^.^ these >_> sad signs ^-^ confiwmews >_> of >w< thy wowds? +;;w;; Then speak again-nyot >w< aww >w< thy fowmew :3 tawe, +But :3 this ^-^ onye ;;w;; wowd, whethew >w< thy xDD tawe >w< be true. +SAWISBUWY. UwU As OwO twue as I believe you ÚwÚ think them false +:33 That ^w^ give you cause ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv my ^.^ saying true. +CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou teach me ^-^ to believe :3 this xDD sowwow, +Teach :3 thou :3 this UwU sowwow how ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ die; +And let bewief ÚwÚ and life uWu encountew OwO so +UwU As doth OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of two desperate x3 men +^w^ Which in OwO the vewy meeting ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! +Wewis ÚwÚ mawwy :3 Bwanch! :3 O OwO boy, then xDD whewe art thou? +Fwance fwiend with England; what >_< becomes >_> of x3 me? +Fewwow, >w< be gone: I cannyot ^.^ bwook >w< thy :33 sight; +:3 This UwU nyews ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >w< ugwy xDD man. +SAWISBUWY. What uWu othew harm ^.^ have OwO I, good >w< wady, x3 donye +But xDD spoke OwO the harm UwU that :3 is uWu by ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; donye? +CONSTANCE. ^w^ Which harm within itsewf OwO so >w< heinyous :3 is +UwU As ^.^ it makes harmful >w< aww UwU that speak >_> of it. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ content. +CONSTANCE. >w< If :3 thou UwU that xDD bid'st me >w< be ^.^ content ^w^ wewt gwim, +>w< Ugwy, ÚwÚ and sland'rous ^-^ to >w< thy >_> mothew's uWu womb, +>w< Fuww >_> of unpweasing >_> bwots ÚwÚ and ^-^ sightwess ^.^ stains, +Lame, UwU foowish, x3 cwooked, swawt, OwO pwodigious, +^-^ Patch'd with ;;w;; fouw >w< mowes ÚwÚ and eye-offending ;;w;; mawks, +I would ^.^ nyot cawe, I then would >w< be >w< content; +>_< Fow then I shouwd ^.^ nyot love thee; no, :3 nyow :3 thou +>_> Become >w< thy gweat birth, :3 nyow deserve :3 a ^w^ cwown. +But :3 thou art :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy birth, dear OwO boy, +:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye xDD join'd ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 gweat: +x3 Of x3 Nyatuwe's x3 gifts :3 thou uWu mayst with xDD wiwies UwU boast, +And with OwO the half-blown wose; uWu but ;;w;; Fowtunye, O! +She :3 is ÚwÚ cowwupted, ÚwÚ chang'd, ÚwÚ and xDD won ^-^ fwom thee; +>w< Sh' aduwtewates houwwy with UwU thinye uncwe :33 John, +And with xDD hew gowden hand ;;w;; hath UwU pwuck'd uWu on Fwance +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down fair >_< wespect >_> of OwO suvweignty, +And :3 made his majesty OwO the uWu bawd ^-^ to ;;w;; theiws. +Fwance :3 is :3 a uWu bawd ^-^ to >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and UwU King UwU John- +:33 That >w< stwumpet ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that uWu usuwping UwU John! +>_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou fewwow, :3 is ^.^ nyot Fwance >_> fowswown? +Envenyom him with x3 wowds, ^w^ ow >_< get ÚwÚ thee gonye +And xDD weave x3 those ^.^ woes :3 awonye ;;w;; which I :3 awonye +OwO Am bound ^-^ to under-bear. +SAWISBUWY. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, +I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ without you ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ kings. +CONSTANCE. Thou mayst, :3 thou >_< shawt; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go with thee; +I uWu wiww uWu instwuct my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to >w< be proud, +>_< Fow >w< gwief :3 is proud, ÚwÚ and makes his xDD ownyew >_< stoop. +ÚwÚ To uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state >_> of my gweat gwief, +>_> Wet kings >_< assembwe; uWu fow my gwief's OwO so gweat +:33 That nyo supporter uWu but OwO the huge ^w^ fiwm :3 eawth +^w^ Can howd ^.^ it :33 up. uWu [Seats x3 hewsewf uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] +;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows sit; +;;w;; Hewe :3 is my thwonye, ;;w;; bid kings come bow ^-^ to it. + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, KING PHILIP, LEWIS, BLANCH, +OwO EWINyOW, OwO the BASTARD, ^.^ AUSTWIA, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis true, fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 this bwessed :3 day +:33 Evew in Fwance uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ kept festival. +ÚwÚ To sowemnyize :3 this :3 day OwO the ^w^ gwowious >_< sun +:33 Stays in his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and uWu pways OwO the awchemist, +;;w;; Tuwnying with :33 spwendouw >_> of his pwecious eye +The >_< meagwe UwU cwoddy :3 eawth ^-^ to glittering >w< gowd. +The yeawwy ^-^ couwse UwU that brings :3 this :3 day about +:33 Shaww never UwU see ^.^ it uWu but :3 a >_< howiday. +CONSTANCE. [Wising] OwO A ;;w;; wicked day, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a holy xDD day! +What ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day uWu desewv'd? what ;;w;; hath ^.^ it x3 donye +:33 That ^.^ it in gowden letters shouwd >w< be xDD set +x3 Among OwO the UwU high uWu tides in OwO the UwU cawendaw? +;;w;; Nyay, wathew xDD tuwn :3 this :3 day >_< out >_> of OwO the >w< week, +:3 This :3 day >_> of shame, UwU oppwession, :3 pewjuwy; +Or, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ stand stiww, let ;;w;; wives with >w< chiwd +;;w;; Pway UwU that theiw x3 buwdens ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww :3 this day, +Lest UwU that theiw OwO hopes prodigiously >w< be :3 cwoss'd; +But uWu on :3 this :3 day let xDD seamen ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO wweck; +:3 Nyo bargains >_< bweak UwU that awe ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day ^w^ made; +:3 This day, >w< aww >w< things begun come ^-^ to i-iww end, +xDD Yea, :3 faith itsewf ^-^ to >w< howwow :3 fawsehood xDD change! +KING >_< PHIWIP. By UwU heaven, >w< wady, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo cause +ÚwÚ To ^w^ cuwse OwO the fair proceedings >_> of :3 this day. +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot xDD pawn'd ^-^ to you my x3 majesty? +CONSTANCE. You ^.^ have ^-^ beguiw'd me with :3 a >w< countewfeit +:3 Wesembwing ^-^ majesty, which, being ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and twied, +>w< Pwuvs valueless; you awe xDD fowswown, ^-^ fowswown; +You came in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu spiww >_< minye enyemies' blood, +But :3 nyow in ÚwÚ awms you OwO stwengthen ^.^ it with ^w^ youws. +The gwappwing vigouw ÚwÚ and xDD wough :3 fwown >_> of OwO waw +^-^ Is x3 cowd in ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and ^w^ painted :3 peace, +And ^-^ ouw oppression ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO up :3 this league. +Arm, arm, you uWu heavens, x3 against ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! +OwO A widow ^.^ cwies: Be xDD husband ^-^ to uWu me, >_< heavens! +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ houws >_> of :3 this OwO ungodwy :3 day +OwO Weaw >_< out OwO the :3 day in ^w^ peace; ;;w;; but, ewe >_< sunset, +ÚwÚ Set UwU awmed uWu discowd :33 'twixt ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! +>w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear UwU me! +;;w;; AUSTWIA. OwO Wady Constance, :3 peace! +CONSTANCE. ^w^ Waw! xDD waw! nyo :3 peace! xDD Peace :3 is ^-^ to me :3 a waw. +:3 O Wymoges! :3 O :3 Austwia! :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame +:33 That bwoody spoil. Thou slave, :3 thou >_< wwetch, :3 thou coward! +Thou wittwe :3 vawiant, gweat in viwwainy! +Thou >w< evew >w< stwong x3 upon OwO the stronger OwO side! +Thou Fowtunye's ÚwÚ champion UwU that OwO dost never fight +But when xDD hew UwU humowous ladyship :3 is uWu by +ÚwÚ To teach ÚwÚ thee safety! Thou art :33 pewjuw'd UwU too, +And ;;w;; sooth'st OwO up gweatnyess. What :3 a OwO foow art thou, +OwO A wamping fool, ^-^ to brag ÚwÚ and stamp ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw +:3 Upon my party! Thou >w< cowd-bwooded slave, +xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD spoke >_< wike thundew uWu on my >w< side, +:3 Been sworn my ^-^ sowdiew, >_> bidding me depend +:3 Upon >w< thy staws, >w< thy OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU stwength, +And OwO dost :3 thou :3 nyow ^-^ faww xDD uvw ^-^ to my >_> foes? +Thou wear :3 a >_< wion's hide! ^-^ Doff ^.^ it uWu fow shame, +And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 O UwU that :3 a man shouwd speak x3 those uWu wowds ^-^ to UwU me! +BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot uWu say so, viwwain, uWu fow >w< thy wife. +BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. +KING :3 JOHN. We >_< wike ^.^ nyot :33 this: :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ fowget thysewf. + +x3 Entew PANDULPH + +KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the holy wegate >_> of OwO the Pope. +^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, you >_> anyointed ÚwÚ deputies >_> of uWu heaven! +ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU King :33 John, my holy ewwand is. +I Panduwph, >_> of fair OwO Miwan cardinal, +And ^-^ fwom x3 Pope x3 Innyocent OwO the wegate ;;w;; hewe, +Do in his name religiously >_> demand +UwU Why :3 thou x3 against OwO the Church, ^-^ ouw holy mothew, +^w^ So >_> wiwfuwwy OwO dost spurn; ÚwÚ and x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce +Keep Stephen :3 Wangton, :3 chosen Awchbishop +x3 Of Cantewbuwy, ^-^ fwom UwU that holy see? +This, in ^-^ ouw foresaid holy >_< fathew's uWu nyame, +x3 Pope >_> Innyocent, I ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of thee. +KING :3 JOHN. What earthly name ^-^ to interrogatories +^w^ Can ^w^ task OwO the free >_> bweath >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed king? +Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 Cawdinyaw, devise :3 a name +^w^ So OwO swight, ^-^ unwowthy, ÚwÚ and widicuwous, +ÚwÚ To chawge me ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ answew, as OwO the Pope. +>_> Teww him :3 this :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^.^ Engwand +Add ;;w;; thus >w< much :3 mowe, UwU that nyo >w< Itawian pwiest +:33 Shaww tithe ^w^ ow ^w^ toww in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; +But as ^-^ we uWu undew >w< heaven awe uWu supweme uWu head, +UwU So, uWu undew :3 Him UwU that gweat supremacy, +:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU weign ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 awonye uphold, +Without th' ;;w;; assistance >_> of :3 a x3 mowtaw hand. +^w^ So tell OwO the Pope, >w< aww uWu wevewence xDD set >_> apawt +ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and his usuwp'd authowity. +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, you blaspheme in ÚwÚ this. +KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the kings >_> of uWu Chwistendom +uWu Awe wed OwO so ^.^ gwosswy uWu by :3 this meddwing :33 pwiest, +uWu Dweading OwO the ^w^ cuwse UwU that money ^-^ may ^-^ buy out, +And uWu by OwO the merit >_> of :3 viwe ^.^ gowd, >_< dwoss, xDD dust, +:3 Puwchase >_< cowwupted pawdon >_> of :3 a man, +OwO Who in UwU that >w< sawe >_< sewws pawdon ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf- +^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the rest, OwO so ^.^ gwosswy ^-^ wed, +:3 This :3 juggwing OwO witchcwaft with OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ chewish; +>_> Yet I xDD awonye, :3 awonye ^-^ do me oppose +uWu Against OwO the Pope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count his fwiends my foes. +^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Then uWu by OwO the lawful power UwU that I ^.^ have +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ stand :33 cuws'd ÚwÚ and excommunicate; +And bwessed uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be UwU that doth uWu wevowt +From his :33 awwegiance ^-^ to OwO an >w< hewetic; +And :33 mewitowious uWu shaww UwU that hand >w< be call'd, +Canyonyized, ÚwÚ and >w< wowshipp'd as :3 a :33 saint, +:33 That ^-^ takes away uWu by ^-^ any >w< secwet ^-^ couwse +x3 Thy ^-^ hatefuw wife. +CONSTANCE. :33 O, lawful let ^.^ it >w< be +:33 That I ^.^ have :3 woom with >_> Wome ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse awhiwe! +Good fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, x3 cwy :3 thou uWu 'amen' +ÚwÚ To my keen x3 cuwses; uWu fow ^-^ without my :33 wwong +Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse him >_> wight. +^-^ PANDUWPH. There's OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 wawwant, >w< wady, uWu fow my curse. +CONSTANCE. And uWu fow >_< minye :33 too; when OwO waw can ^-^ do nyo >_< wight, +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be lawful UwU that OwO waw bar nyo ^-^ wwong; +^.^ Waw cannyot ^w^ give my >w< chiwd his :3 kingdom ;;w;; hewe, +>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that howds his :3 kingdom howds OwO the waw; +:33 Thewefowe, >_< since OwO waw itsewf :3 is pewfect ^.^ wwong, +OwO How can OwO the OwO waw fowbid my :33 tongue ^-^ to :3 cuwse? +^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu on peril >_> of :3 a curse, +>_> Wet >w< go OwO the hand >_> of UwU that xDD awch-hewetic, +And ÚwÚ waise OwO the power >_> of Fwance x3 upon his uWu head, +>_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do x3 submit ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Rome. +ELINOR. ÚwÚ Wook'st :3 thou pawe, :33 Fwance? Do ^.^ nyot let >w< go >w< thy hand. +CONSTANCE. Wook ^-^ to UwU that, x3 deviw, west UwU that Fwance ^w^ wepent +And uWu by disjoining ^.^ hands heww wose :3 a ÚwÚ souw. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU King uWu Phiwip, listen ^-^ to OwO the Cawdinyaw. +BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on his ^.^ wecweant limbs. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. Weww, ruffian, I >w< must ;;w;; pocket OwO up ^.^ these wwongs, +>_< Because- +BASTAWD. Your breeches :33 best ^-^ may carry ^.^ them. +KING :3 JOHN. uWu Phiwip, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? +CONSTANCE. What shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ say, uWu but as OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? +>_< WEWIS. Bethink you, uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the >_> diffewence +^-^ Is ^-^ puwchase >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse ^-^ fwom >_> Wome +Ow OwO the ^.^ wight woss >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu fow :3 a >w< fwiend. +xDD Fowgo OwO the easiew. +>w< BWANCH. ^.^ That's OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of Rome. +CONSTANCE. :3 O ^-^ Wewis, ^.^ stand uWu fast! The ^w^ deviw tempts ÚwÚ thee here +UwU In >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO nyew untrimmed bwide. +>w< BWANCH. The OwO Wady Constance ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 faith, +But ^-^ fwom xDD hew need. +CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant my ^w^ nyeed, +^w^ Which only ;;w;; wives uWu but uWu by OwO the death >_> of :33 faith, +:33 That :3 nyeed >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >_> infew :3 this principle- +:33 That :3 faith would live UwU again uWu by death >_> of need. +:3 O then, ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down my ^w^ nyeed, ÚwÚ and :3 faith ^.^ mounts >w< up: +Keep my :3 nyeed uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 faith :3 is :33 twodden ÚwÚ down! +KING :3 JOHN. The UwU King :3 is mov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +CONSTANCE. :3 O >w< be :33 wemov'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew well! +;;w;; AUSTWIA. Do so, UwU King Phiwip; >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> doubt. +BASTAWD. >w< Hang nyothing uWu but :3 a UwU cawf's-skin, UwU most ^w^ sweet lout. +KING >_< PHIWIP. I x3 am pewpwex'd ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. +^-^ PANDUWPH. What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say uWu but uWu wiww ÚwÚ pewpwex ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, +>w< If :3 thou ^.^ stand OwO excommunyicate ÚwÚ and curs'd? +KING >_< PHIWIP. Good OwO wevewend fathew, ^-^ make my person xDD youws, +And tell me how you would bestow OwO youwsewf. +:3 This :33 woyaw hand ÚwÚ and >_< minye awe newly knit, +And OwO the OwO conjunction >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd souws +^-^ Mawwied in uWu weague, OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and uWu wink'd >_> togethew +x3 With >w< aww ^-^ wewigious OwO stwength >_> of xDD sacwed ;;w;; vows; +The :3 watest >_> bweath UwU that >_> gave OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu wowds +>_> Was ^-^ deep-swown :33 faith, :3 peace, >_> amity, OwO twue love, +>w< Between ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw sewves; +And x3 even before :3 this truce, uWu but OwO nyew OwO befowe, +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 couwd wash ^-^ ouw x3 hands, +ÚwÚ To cwap :3 this :33 woyaw :3 bawgain OwO up >_> of :3 peace, +xDD Heaven knows, uWu they ;;w;; wewe besmear'd ÚwÚ and uWu uvwstain'd +x3 With slaughter's OwO penciw, xDD whewe wevenge >_> did x3 paint +The xDD feawfuw >_> diffewence >_> of incensed ^.^ kings. +And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 hands, OwO so lately purg'd >_> of blood, +^w^ So newly xDD join'd in love, OwO so >w< stwong in ^.^ both, +>_> Unyoke :3 this ^-^ seizuwe ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind uWu wegweet? +;;w;; Pway fast ÚwÚ and loose with ÚwÚ faith? OwO so ÚwÚ jest with UwU heaven, +UwU Make such >_< unconstant chiwdwen >_> of >w< ouwsewves, +UwU As :3 nyow UwU again ^-^ to >w< snyatch ^-^ ouw pawm ^-^ fwom x3 pawm, +Unsweaw :3 faith >_> swown, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ mawwiage-bed +x3 Of :33 smiwing xDD peace ^-^ to mawch :3 a bwoody OwO host, +And ^-^ make :3 a uWu wiot uWu on OwO the gentwe uWu bwow +x3 Of OwO twue :33 sincewity? :33 O, holy ;;w;; siw, +UwU My OwO wevewend fathew, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! +Out >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, uWu devise, OwO owdain, ^.^ impose, +uWu Some gentwe OwO owdew; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be bwest +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and continue >_< fwiends. +^-^ PANDUWPH. ^-^ Aww fowm :3 is fowmwess, owdew UwU owdewwess, +ÚwÚ Save what :3 is >w< opposite ^-^ to England's wuv. +:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to awms! >w< be ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw church, +Ow let OwO the church, ^-^ ouw mothew, bweathe xDD hew :3 cuwse- +OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; cuwse-on xDD hew wevowting :33 son. +UwU Fwance, :3 thou uWu mayst howd :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the tongue, +OwO A ^-^ chafed x3 wion uWu by OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> paw, +OwO A UwU fasting ÚwÚ tigew OwO safew uWu by OwO the tooth, +>w< Than ^-^ keep in xDD peace UwU that hand ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost howd. +KING >_< PHIWIP. I ^-^ may disjoin my ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot my ;;w;; faith. +^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ So ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou :3 faith OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^w^ faith; +And like. :3 a civil OwO waw >w< set'st OwO oath ^-^ to uWu oath. +x3 Thy :33 tongue x3 against >w< thy OwO tongue. :33 O, let >w< thy x3 vow +>w< Fiwst :3 made ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^-^ to >w< heaven perform'd, +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ Chuwch. +What >_< since :3 thou ^w^ swow'st :3 is sworn x3 against thyself +And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be performed uWu by ÚwÚ thysewf, +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ amiss +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss when ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ twuwy done; +And being ^.^ nyot >_< donye, xDD whewe UwU doing ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to iww, +The >w< twuth :3 is then UwU most x3 donye ^.^ nyot UwU doing xDD it; +The better ^.^ act >_> of >w< puwposes mistook +^-^ Is ^-^ to >_> mistake ÚwÚ again; >w< though indirect, +>_> Yet indiwection ^.^ theweby grows diwect, +And :3 fawsehood cures, as x3 fiwe ÚwÚ coows x3 fiwe +xDD Within OwO the >w< scowched ^.^ veins >_> of ^-^ onye >w< nyew-buwn'd. +^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion UwU that doth ^-^ make >_< vows uWu kept; +But :3 thou x3 hast sworn x3 against >_< wewigion +By what :3 thou swear'st x3 against OwO the xDD thing :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, +And ;;w;; mak'st OwO an OwO oath OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy >w< twuth +uWu Against OwO an >_> oath; OwO the >w< twuth :3 thou art unsuwe +ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw >_< sweaws only ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; +Else what :3 a OwO mockewy shouwd ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to sweaw! +But :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw only ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; +And UwU most >_> fowswown ^-^ to ^-^ keep what :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw. +OwO Thewefowe >w< thy >w< watew >_< vows x3 against >w< thy ^.^ fiwst +^-^ Is in thyself webewwion ^-^ to thysewf; +And better :3 conquest never ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make +>w< Than arm >w< thy ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ and >w< thy nobler pawts +uWu Against ^.^ these x3 giddy loose suggestions; +:3 Upon ;;w;; which better part ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pway'ws come ÚwÚ in, +>w< If :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^.^ them. But ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, then xDD knyow +The peril >_> of ^-^ ouw cuwses fight uWu on ÚwÚ thee +^w^ So :33 heavy as :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< shake them OwO off, +But in ^.^ despaiw die uWu undew OwO the bwack uWu weight. +;;w;; AUSTWIA. uWu Webewwion, fwat ^-^ webewwion! +BASTAWD. x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot x3 be? +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin xDD stop UwU that OwO mouth >_> of thine? +>_< WEWIS. Father, ^-^ to awms! +>w< BWANCH. :3 Upon >w< thy wedding-day? +uWu Against OwO the UwU bwood UwU that :3 thou x3 hast married? +>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw feast >w< be ^-^ kept with >_> swaughtewed ^.^ men? +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ bwaying OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and loud :33 chuwwish >_> dwums, +^.^ Cwamouws >_> of >_< heww, >w< be measuwes ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pomp? +:3 O xDD husband, hear UwU me! ^-^ ay, :33 awack, how OwO nyew +^-^ Is :3 'husband' in my xDD mouth! x3 even uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ tiww :3 this UwU time my :33 tongue >_> did :33 nye'ew UwU pwonyounce, +:3 Upon my knee I ^.^ beg, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms +uWu Against >_< minye :3 uncwe. +CONSTANCE. :33 O, x3 upon my xDD knyee, +^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with ^.^ knyeewing, I ^-^ do pray ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +Thou ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Dauphin, x3 awtew ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 doom +Forethought uWu by uWu heaven! +>w< BWANCH. Nyow uWu shaww I UwU see >w< thy wuv. What uWu motive ^-^ may +Be stronger with ÚwÚ thee than OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? +CONSTANCE. :33 That ;;w;; which uphowdeth him UwU that ÚwÚ thee xDD uphowds, +His honyouw. :33 O, UwU thinye xDD honyouw, ^-^ Wewis, UwU thinye xDD honyouw! +>_< WEWIS. I ^w^ muse >_> youw uWu Majesty doth ÚwÚ seem OwO so cold, +When such :3 pwofound respects ^-^ do >_< puww you x3 on. +^-^ PANDUWPH. I uWu wiww :33 denyounce :3 a ^w^ cuwse x3 upon his head. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot need. >_> Engwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom thee. +CONSTANCE. :3 O fair xDD wetuwn >_> of banish'd ÚwÚ majesty! +ELINOR. :3 O ;;w;; fouw uWu wevowt >_> of xDD Fwench ^.^ inconstancy! +KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this hour within :3 this hour. +BASTAWD. Old Time OwO the >_> cwock-settew, UwU that uWu bawd OwO sexton Time, +^-^ Is ^.^ it as ^.^ he x3 wiww? ^.^ Weww then, Fwance uWu shaww ^w^ wue. +>w< BWANCH. The ^w^ sun's OwO o'ewcast with bwood. ^-^ Faiw day, ;;w;; adieu! +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >_> side UwU that I >w< must >w< go UwU withaw? +I x3 am with ^w^ both: OwO each ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< hand; +And in theiw wage, I having howd >_> of ^.^ both, +^.^ They ;;w;; whiww >_> asundew ÚwÚ and dismember >_> me. +Husband, I cannyot pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ win; +:3 Uncwe, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst wose; +Father, I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish OwO the >_> fowtunye :3 thinye; +Gwandam, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish >w< thy :3 wishes x3 thwive. +x3 Whoevew :33 wins, uWu on UwU that >_> side uWu shaww I lose: +uWu Assuwed woss before OwO the ^-^ match >w< be play'd. +>_< WEWIS. Lady, with uWu me, with me >w< thy >_> fowtunye wies. +>w< BWANCH. Thewe xDD whewe my >_> fowtunye x3 wives, there my life :3 dies. +KING :3 JOHN. uWu Cousin, >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw ^-^ puissance >w< togethew. +Exit BASTARD +UwU Fwance, I x3 am ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO up with UwU infwaming wwath, +OwO A ;;w;; wage uWu whose heat ;;w;; hath :3 this ^.^ condition +:33 That nyothing can awway, nyothing uWu but blood, +The blood, ÚwÚ and deawest-vawu'd blood, >_> of OwO Fwance. +KING >_< PHIWIP. x3 Thy ;;w;; wage uWu shaww >_< buwn ÚwÚ thee uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD tuwn +ÚwÚ To ^w^ ashes, ewe ^-^ ouw UwU bwood uWu shaww ÚwÚ quench UwU that >w< fiwe. +Wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 thou art in >_< jeopawdy. +KING :3 JOHN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he UwU that threats. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms wet's xDD hie! +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews + +Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD with UwU AUSTWIA'S head + +BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, :3 this :3 day grows :3 wondwous hot; +uWu Some >_> aiwy ^w^ deviw ^w^ huvws in OwO the OwO sky +And ^w^ pouws ;;w;; down x3 mischief. Austria's head lie there, +OwO Whiwe ;;w;; Phiwip bweathes. + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT + +KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, ^-^ keep :3 this ÚwÚ boy. uWu Phiwip, ^-^ make >w< up: +UwU My mothew :3 is assaiwed in ^-^ ouw >_> tent, +And ta'en, I fear. +BASTAWD. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ wescued UwU hew; +Her Highness :3 is in >w< safety, ;;w;; feaw you not; +But OwO on, my UwU wiege, uWu fow vewy wittwe x3 pains +uWu Wiww bwing :3 this >_< wabouw ^-^ to OwO an x3 happy OwO end. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews + +Awawums, excuwsions, ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, >_> AWTHUW, +OwO the BASTARD, >w< HUBEWT, ÚwÚ and LORDS + +KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ELINOR] ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^w^ be; >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww stay +^.^ behind, +^w^ So stwongwy :3 guawded. uWu [To ARTHUR] uWu Cousin, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot x3 sad; +x3 Thy gwandam loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe uWu wiww +UwU As dear >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make my mothew die with grief! +KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; BASTAWD] uWu Cousin, away uWu fow :33 Engwand! haste +OwO befowe, +And, ewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ coming, UwU see :3 thou >_< shake OwO the :33 bags +x3 Of hoarding ;;w;; abbots; :3 impwisonyed xDD angews +ÚwÚ Set at liberty; OwO the UwU fat xDD wibs >_> of xDD peace +Must uWu by OwO the x3 hungwy :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ fed upon. +;;w;; Use ^-^ ouw :33 commission in his xDD utmost :3 fowce. +BASTAWD. Bell, book, ÚwÚ and uWu candwe, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwive me ^w^ back, +When gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew becks me ^-^ to come x3 on. +I xDD weave >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Gwandam, I uWu wiww pray, +>w< If >w< evew I wemembew ^-^ to >w< be x3 howy, +>_< Fow >_> youw fair xDD safety. UwU So, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand. +ELINOR. Faweweww, gentwe >w< cousin. +KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Coz, faweweww. +Exit BASTARD +ELINOR. Come hithew, wittwe ÚwÚ kinsman; x3 hawk, :3 a :33 wowd. +KING :3 JOHN. Come hithew, Hubert. :3 O my gentwe Hubert, +We owe ÚwÚ thee much! xDD Within :3 this x3 waww >_> of ^.^ fwesh +Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw counts ÚwÚ thee xDD hew cweditow, +And with ^w^ advantage :3 means ^-^ to pay >w< thy :33 wuv; +And, my good OwO fwiend, >w< thy ^.^ vowuntawy OwO oath +Wives in :3 this ^.^ bosom, dearly >w< chewished. +>w< Give me >w< thy hand. I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 say- +But I uWu wiww x3 fit ^.^ it with >w< some better xDD time. +By UwU heaven, Hubert, I x3 am ^w^ awmost asham'd +ÚwÚ To uWu say what good >_< wespect I ^.^ have >_> of thee. +^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +KING :3 JOHN. Good OwO fwiend, :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to uWu say OwO so >_> yet, +But :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and cweep UwU time :33 nye'ew OwO so swow, +>_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww come uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. +I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu say-but let ^.^ it go: +The >_< sun :3 is in OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> pwoud day, +^w^ Attended with OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too >_< wanton ÚwÚ and xDD too :33 fuww >_> of UwU gawds +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu audience. >w< If OwO the xDD midnyight beww +OwO Did with his iwon :33 tongue ÚwÚ and brazen OwO mouth +Sound uWu on OwO into OwO the dwowsy OwO wace >_> of >_< nyight; +>w< If :3 this >_> same ;;w;; wewe :3 a churchyard xDD whewe ^-^ we ^.^ stand, +And :3 thou possessed with :3 a ^w^ thousand wwongs; +Ow ^-^ if UwU that suwwy ^.^ spiwit, mewanchowy, +Had >w< bak'd >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 made ^.^ it >w< heavy-thick, +^w^ Which ewse runs UwU tickwing OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the :33 veins, +:33 Making UwU that uWu idiot, :3 waughtew, ^-^ keep xDD men's eyes +And xDD stwain theiw x3 cheeks ^-^ to :33 idwe ^-^ mewwiment, +OwO A passion ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to my puwposes; +Ow ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see me ^-^ without >_> eyes, +>w< Heaw me ^-^ without UwU thinye >_> caws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 wepwy +Without :3 a tongue, :3 using uWu conceit xDD awonye, +Without >_> eyes, eaws, ÚwÚ and harmful :33 sound >_> of words- +>_> Then, in UwU despite >_> of >w< bwooded watchful day, +I would OwO into >w< thy uWu bosom pouw my xDD thoughts. +But, ÚwÚ ah, I uWu wiww :33 nyot! >_> Yet I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou lov'st me :33 weww. +^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww UwU that what you ;;w;; bid me undertake, +^-^ Though UwU that my death ;;w;; wewe adjunct ^-^ to my ^-^ act, +By UwU heaven, I would ^-^ do it. +KING :3 JOHN. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow :3 thou wouwdst? +Good Hubert, Hubert, Hubert, thwow UwU thinye eye +uWu On ^-^ yon x3 young ÚwÚ boy. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, my OwO fwiend, +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy sewpent in my OwO way; +And wheresoe'er :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye doth UwU twead, +ÚwÚ He :3 wies before >_> me. Dost :3 thou undewstand x3 me? +Thou art his keeper. +^w^ HUBEWT. And I'll ^-^ keep him OwO so +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot offend >_> youw Majesty. +KING :3 JOHN. Death. +^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My UwU wowd? +KING :3 JOHN. OwO A ^-^ gwave. +^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. +KING :3 JOHN. Enyough! +I :33 couwd >w< be >_> mewwy OwO nyow. Hubert, I love thee. +Weww, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu say what I intend uWu fow thee. +Wemembew. ^w^ Madam, fare you ;;w;; weww; +I'll ^-^ send x3 those >w< powews o'ew ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +ELINOR. UwU My xDD bwessing >w< go with thee! +KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ARTHUR] >_< Fow >_> Engwand, uWu cousin, ^.^ go; +:3 Hubewt uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw man, ^.^ attend uWu on you +x3 With >w< aww OwO twue >_< duty. uWu On towawd Cawais, UwU ho! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +OwO Fwance. The FRENCH OwO KING's ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew KING PHILIP, LEWIS, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ So uWu by :3 a roaring ^w^ tempest uWu on OwO the flood +OwO A xDD whowe >_< awmado >_> of ^-^ convicted sail +^-^ Is ;;w;; scattewed ÚwÚ and uWu disjoin'd ^-^ fwom fewwowship. +^-^ PANDUWPH. >_< Couwage ÚwÚ and xDD comfowt! ^-^ Aww uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet >w< go :33 weww. +KING >_< PHIWIP. What can >w< go well, when ^-^ we ^.^ have run OwO so ill. +uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot beaten? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Angiews lost? +Arthur ta'en pwisonyew? :33 Divews dear fwiends uWu swain? +And bwoody ^.^ Engwand OwO into ^.^ Engwand gone, +;;w;; O'ewbeawing intewwuption, ^-^ spite >_> of :33 Fwance? +>_< WEWIS. ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, UwU that ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ fowtified; +^w^ So ^.^ hot :3 a ÚwÚ speed with such >_> advice ^.^ dispos'd, +Such uWu tempewate owdew in OwO so fiewce :3 a ^-^ cause, +^-^ Doth UwU want ÚwÚ exampwe; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard +x3 Of ^-^ any UwU kindwed >w< action >_< wike ^-^ to uWu this? +KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww :33 couwd I bear UwU that ^.^ Engwand xDD had :3 this :33 pwaise, +^w^ So ^-^ we :33 couwd find >w< some ^w^ pattewn >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< shame. + +x3 Entew >_> CONSTANCE + +Wook ^-^ who comes :3 hewe! :3 a grave x3 unto :3 a soul; +Holding th' eternal ^.^ spiwit, x3 against xDD hew wiww, +UwU In OwO the :3 viwe pwison >_> of ^w^ affwicted ^.^ bweath. +I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, >w< go away with >_> me. +CONSTANCE. Lo nyow! :3 nyow UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 peace! +KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU Patience, good ^-^ wady! >w< Comfowt, gentwe Constance! +CONSTANCE. No, I :33 defy >w< aww counsew, >w< aww redress, +But UwU that ;;w;; which ends >w< aww counsew, OwO twue redress- +Death, ^w^ death; :3 O amiable UwU wuvwy >_< death! +Thou >w< odowifewous ^w^ stench! :33 sound :33 wottennyess! +>w< Awise :3 fowth ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ couch >_> of ÚwÚ wasting night, +Thou UwU hate ÚwÚ and terror ^-^ to x3 pwospewity, +And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy detestabwe OwO bonyes, +And >w< put my eyebawws in >w< thy vaulty ^-^ bwows, +And ring ^.^ these fingers with >w< thy househowd xDD wowms, +And xDD stop :3 this >_> gap >_> of >_> bweath with >_> fuwsome xDD dust, +And >w< be :3 a carrion monster >_< wike thysewf. +^w^ Come, grin uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think :3 thou >w< smiw'st, +And UwU buss ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy wife. ^-^ Misewy's love, +:33 O, come ^-^ to UwU me! +KING >_< PHIWIP. :3 O fair ^-^ affwiction, :3 peace! +CONSTANCE. No, no, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, having >_> bweath ^-^ to cry. +:3 O UwU that my :33 tongue ;;w;; wewe in OwO the :3 thundew's xDD mouth! +;;w;; Then with :3 a passion would I >_< shake OwO the UwU wowwd, +And ;;w;; wouse ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sweep UwU that feww :3 anyatomy +^w^ Which cannyot hear :3 a lady's feebwe OwO voice, +^w^ Which scorns :3 a modewn ;;w;; invocation. +^-^ PANDUWPH. Lady, you xDD uttew UwU madnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot sorrow. +CONSTANCE. Thou art ^.^ nyot holy ^-^ to bewie me ÚwÚ so. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad: :3 this >_< haiw I >w< teaw :3 is mine; +UwU My name :3 is x3 Constance; I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's ^-^ wife; +Young Arthur :3 is my UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is xDD wost. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad-I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I ÚwÚ wewe! +>_< Fow then 'tis >_< wike I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. +:33 O, ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what >w< gwief shouwd I ^w^ fowget! +Pweach >w< some phiwosophy ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_< mad, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be canoniz'd, >_> Cawdinyaw; +>_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot >_< mad, uWu but sensible >_> of gwief, +UwU My ÚwÚ weasonyabwe part ;;w;; pwoduces reason +OwO How I ^-^ may >w< be deliver'd >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, +And ÚwÚ teaches me ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ ow >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. +>w< If I ;;w;; wewe mad I shouwd ^-^ fowget my UwU son, +Ow :3 madwy ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; babe >_> of :3 cwouts ;;w;; wewe ^w^ he. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad; xDD too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; feew +The diffewent pwague >_> of OwO each ^w^ cawamity. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up x3 those twesses. :33 O, what love I ^-^ nyote +UwU In OwO the fair ÚwÚ muwtitude >_> of x3 those xDD hew haiws! +:3 Whewe uWu but uWu by :3 a uWu chance :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew >_> dwop ;;w;; hath fall'n, +>_< Even ^-^ to UwU that >_> dwop >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^-^ wiwy fwiends +Do glue themsewves in sociabwe gwief, +;;w;; Wike true, ^.^ insepawabwe, xDD faithfuw >_> wuvs, +xDD Sticking >_> togethew in ^w^ cawamity. +CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ To >_> Engwand, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. +KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up >_> youw hairs. +CONSTANCE. x3 Yes, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe uWu wiww I ^-^ do it? +I OwO towe them ^-^ fwom theiw :3 bonds, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; awoud +'O UwU that ^.^ these ^.^ hands :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ wedeem my UwU son, +UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ these ^w^ haiws theiw liberty!' +But :3 nyow I >_< envy at theiw wibewty, +And uWu wiww UwU again commit them ^-^ to theiw :3 bonds, +xDD Because my UwU poow >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a xDD pwisonyew. +And, fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have heard you uWu say +:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^-^ ouw fwiends in ^-^ heaven; +>w< If UwU that >w< be true, I uWu shaww UwU see my :3 boy ÚwÚ again; +>_< Fow >_< since OwO the biwth >_> of UwU Cain, OwO the ^.^ fiwst mawe OwO chiwd, +ÚwÚ To him UwU that >_> did uWu but yesterday suspire, +Thewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu bown. +But :3 nyow uWu wiww cankew UwU sowwow xDD eat my bud +And ^.^ chase OwO the ÚwÚ nyative x3 beauty ^-^ fwom his cheek, +And ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook as >w< howwow as :3 a ^.^ ghost, +UwU As dim ÚwÚ and >_< meagwe as OwO an >_< ague's uWu fit; +And OwO so :3 he'ww ^.^ die; :3 and, x3 wising OwO so uWu again, +When I uWu shaww ^.^ meet him in OwO the couwt >_> of >w< heaven +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe OwO nyevew, never +Must I >w< behowd my pwetty Arthur more. +^-^ PANDUWPH. You howd xDD too >w< heinyous :3 a >_< wespect >_> of ^w^ gwief. +CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks ^-^ to me UwU that never xDD had :3 a :33 son. +KING >_< PHIWIP. You awe as OwO fond >_> of >w< gwief as >_> of >_> youw chiwd. +CONSTANCE. x3 Gwief uWu fiwws OwO the :3 woom OwO up >_> of my ÚwÚ absent OwO chiwd, +:33 Wies in his :33 bed, walks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down with uWu me, +>w< Puts uWu on his pwetty >w< wooks, repeats his x3 wowds, +Wemembews me >_> of >w< aww his >_< gwacious :33 pawts, +uWu Stuffs >_< out his vacant garments with his x3 fowm; +;;w;; Then ^.^ have I reason ^-^ to >w< be OwO fond >_> of ^w^ gwief. +Fawe you ;;w;; weww; xDD had you such :3 a woss as OwO I, +I :33 couwd ^w^ give better comfort than you do. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 this fowm x3 upon my uWu head, +:3 [Teawing xDD hew haiw] +When there :3 is such disorder in my wit. +:3 O Lord! my OwO boy, my Awthuw, my fair >_< son! +UwU My xDD wife, my joy, my food, my ÚwÚ aiw OwO the world! +UwU My UwU widow-comfowt, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sowwows' cuwe! Exit +KING >_< PHIWIP. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some >_< outwage, ÚwÚ and I'll follow :3 hew. Exit +>_< WEWIS. There's nyothing in :3 this x3 wowwd can ^-^ make me OwO joy. +:33 Wife :3 is as >w< tedious as :3 a >w< twice-towd xDD tawe +Vexing OwO the :33 duww ear >_> of :3 a dwowsy >w< man; +And :33 bittew ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd OwO the ^w^ sweet world's taste, +:33 That ^.^ it >w< yiewds UwU nyought uWu but ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and >_> bittewnyess. +^-^ PANDUWPH. Before OwO the :33 cuwing >_> of :3 a >w< stwong disease, +>_< Even in OwO the x3 instant >_> of wepaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth, +The x3 fit :3 is stwongest; x3 eviws UwU that UwU take xDD weave +uWu On theiw ^.^ depawtuwe UwU most >_> of >w< aww show evil; +What ^.^ have you lost uWu by >w< wosing >_> of :3 this day? +>_< WEWIS. ^-^ Aww >_< days >_> of ^-^ gwowy, joy, ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess. +^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< If you xDD had xDD won it, cewtainwy you xDD had. +No, no; when >_> Fowtunye :3 means ^-^ to x3 men UwU most uWu good, +She looks x3 upon them with :3 a x3 thweat'nying >w< eye. +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how >w< much UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath lost +UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO accounts OwO so x3 cweawwy x3 won. +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 gwiev'd UwU that Arthur :3 is his pwisonyew? +>_< WEWIS. UwU As >_> heawtiwy as ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ gwad ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> him. +^-^ PANDUWPH. Your :33 mind :3 is >w< aww as youthfuw as >_> youw bwood. +Nyow hear me speak with :3 a ;;w;; pwophetic spirit; +>_< Fow x3 even OwO the >_> bweath >_> of what I UwU mean ^-^ to speak +:33 Shaww blow OwO each xDD dust, OwO each straw, OwO each wittwe :3 wub, +Out >_> of OwO the UwU path ;;w;; which uWu shaww :33 diwectwy ;;w;; wead +x3 Thy foot ^-^ to England's thwonye. And OwO thewefowe :33 mawk: +uWu John ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd Arthur; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it cannyot >w< be +That, whiwes warm life uWu pways in UwU that infant's :33 veins, +The misplac'd uWu John shouwd UwU entewtain OwO an xDD houw, +>_< Onye minute, xDD nyay, ^-^ onye >_> quiet >_> bweath >_> of ^-^ west. +OwO A OwO sceptwe >_> snyatch'd with OwO an xDD unwuwy hand +Must >w< be boistewouswy maintain'd as UwU gain'd, +And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a slipp'ry place +:3 Makes nice >_> of nyo :3 viwe howd ^-^ to stay him up; +:33 That uWu John ^-^ may ^.^ stand then, Arthur ^.^ nyeeds >w< must fall; +^w^ So >w< be it, uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be uWu but ÚwÚ so. +>_< WEWIS. But what uWu shaww I >_< gain uWu by x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's faww? +^-^ PANDUWPH. :3 You, in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> youw xDD wife, +May then ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim UwU that Arthur ÚwÚ did. +>_< WEWIS. And wose it, life ÚwÚ and aww, as Arthur ÚwÚ did. +^-^ PANDUWPH. OwO How green you awe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh in :3 this ^.^ owd world! +uWu John lays you :3 pwots; OwO the xDD times :33 conspiwe with OwO you; +>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that steeps his >_> safety in OwO twue UwU bwood +:33 Shaww find uWu but bwoody >_> safety ÚwÚ and untwue. +:3 This ^-^ act, OwO so evilly bownye, uWu shaww cool OwO the hearts +x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweeze OwO up theiw :3 zeaw, +:33 That UwU nyonye OwO so small ^w^ advantage uWu shaww xDD step :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To >_< check his UwU weign uWu but uWu they uWu wiww cherish xDD it; +:3 Nyo :3 nyatuwaw >_< exhawation in OwO the UwU sky, +:3 Nyo >_> scope >_> of UwU nyatuwe, nyo distempew'd day, +:3 Nyo ^w^ common wind, nyo customed UwU event, +But uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck away his :3 nyatuwaw cause +And caww them UwU meteows, :33 pwodigies, ÚwÚ and UwU signs, +:33 Abowtives, pwesages, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues >_> of UwU heaven, +>w< Pwainwy OwO denyouncing ;;w;; vengeance x3 upon John. +>_< WEWIS. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's xDD wife, +But howd ^-^ himsewf xDD safe in his x3 pwisonment. +^-^ PANDUWPH. :33 O, >_> Siw, when ^.^ he uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw :33 appwoach, +>w< If UwU that x3 young Arthur >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye uWu awweady, +>_< Even at UwU that UwU nyews ^.^ he dies; ÚwÚ and then OwO the hearts +x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe uWu shaww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, +And ÚwÚ kiss OwO the lips >_> of OwO unyacquainted change, +And OwO pick >w< stwong matter >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath +Out >_> of OwO the bwoody fingers' ends >_> of john. +x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 this UwU huwwy >w< aww uWu on ^-^ foot; +And, :33 O, what better matter >_> bweeds uWu fow you +>w< Than I ^.^ have nyam'd! The xDD bastawd :33 Fauwconbwidge +^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand wansacking OwO the Church, +Offending :33 chawity; ^-^ if uWu but :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD Fwench +Were there in uWu awms, uWu they would >w< be as :3 a can +ÚwÚ To x3 twain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Engwish ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ side; +Ow as :3 a wittwe snyow, tumbwed >w< about, +Anon >_< becomes :3 a x3 mountain. :3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, +uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ 'Tis OwO wondewfuw +What ^-^ may >w< be wrought >_< out >_> of theiw :33 discontent, +Nyow UwU that theiw souws awe topful >_> of >_> offence. +>_< Fow ^.^ Engwand ^.^ go; I uWu wiww :33 whet uWu on OwO the King. +>_< WEWIS. :3 Stwong reasons makes >w< stwong actions. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go; +>w< If you uWu say ^-^ ay, OwO the UwU King uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Engwand. OwO A castle + +x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT ÚwÚ and EXECUTIONyEWS + +^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Heat me ^.^ these >w< iwons hot; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ stand +xDD Within OwO the ^-^ awwas. When I strike my foot +:3 Upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< gwound, x3 wush :3 fowth +And uWu bind OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find with me +ÚwÚ Fast ^-^ to OwO the uWu chaiw. Be xDD heedfuw; hence, ÚwÚ and :3 watch. +uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I >w< hope >_> youw ;;w;; wawwant uWu wiww bear >_< out OwO the :3 deed. +^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Uncweanwy scruples! OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you. Wook to't. +>_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS +Young >_> wad, come fowth; I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say with you. + +x3 Entew ^w^ AWTHUW + +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good ^.^ mowwow, Hubert. +^w^ HUBEWT. Good ^.^ mowwow, wittwe ^.^ Pwince. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. UwU As wittwe ^w^ pwince, having OwO so gweat :3 a >_< tide +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwince, as ^-^ may UwU be. You awe :33 sad. +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Indeed I ^.^ have >_< been merrier. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! +x3 Methinks nyo ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be >_> sad uWu but I; +xDD Yet, I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, +Young gentlemen would >w< be as >_> sad as night, +>_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ wantonnyess. By my chwistendom, +^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of pwison ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept sheep, +I shouwd >w< be as >_> mewwy as OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wong; +And OwO so I would >w< be here uWu but UwU that I x3 doubt +UwU My uncwe uWu pwactises ^-^ mowe harm ^-^ to me; +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ afwaid >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> of >_> him. +^-^ Is ^.^ it my fauwt UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's xDD son? +No, :3 indeed, ist not; ÚwÚ and I would ^-^ to >w< heaven +I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU son, OwO so you would love uWu me, Hubert. +^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I talk ^-^ to ^w^ him, with his innyocent ^w^ pwate +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :33 awake my >w< mewcy, ;;w;; which :3 wies >w< dead; +OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Awe you >_< sick, ^.^ Hubewt? You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ^-^ to-day; +UwU In UwU sooth, I would you ;;w;; wewe :3 a wittwe >_< sick, +:33 That I UwU might ^-^ sit >w< aww night ÚwÚ and watch with you. +I ;;w;; wawwant I love you ^-^ mowe than you ^-^ do >_> me. +^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] His uWu wowds ^-^ do UwU take UwU possession >_> of my bosom.- +x3 Wead ;;w;; hewe, x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw. [Showing :3 a >_> papew] +^-^ [Aside] OwO How nyow, foowish UwU wheum! +;;w;; Tuwnying uWu dispiteous >_> towtuwe >_< out >_> of OwO doow! +I >w< must >w< be brief, west wesowution >_> dwop +Out at >_< minye eyes in >w< tendew womanish ;;w;; teaws.- +^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot fair writ? +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 Too ^.^ faiwwy, Hubert, uWu fow OwO so ;;w;; fouw >w< effect. +Must you with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >_< buwn >_< out uWu both >_< minye :3 eyes? +^w^ HUBEWT. Young OwO boy, I :3 must. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. And uWu wiww you? +^w^ HUBEWT. And I uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. >_< Have you OwO the :3 heawt? When >_> youw head >_> did uWu but ache, +I xDD knyit my handkerchief about >_> youw ^w^ bwows- +The :33 best I ^-^ had, :3 a pwincess wrought ^.^ it :3 me- +And I >_> did never ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it you ÚwÚ again; +And with my hand at xDD midnyight held >_> youw ÚwÚ head; +And, >_< wike OwO the watchful minutes ^-^ to OwO the xDD houw, +OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and anon cheer'd OwO up OwO the :33 heavy UwU time, +uWu Saying ;;w;; 'What wack ^-^ you?' ÚwÚ and :33 'Whewe :3 wies >_> youw gwief?' +Ow ;;w;; 'What good love ^-^ may I OwO pewfowm uWu fow ^-^ you?' +>_> Many :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son would ^.^ have lyen stiww, +And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 a :33 woving >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO you; +But you at >_> youw uWu sick service xDD had :3 a pwince. +;;w;; Nyay, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ think my love ÚwÚ was crafty love, +And caww ^.^ it UwU cunnying. uWu Do, OwO an ^-^ if you uWu wiww. +>w< If >w< heaven >w< be pleas'd UwU that you >w< must ;;w;; use me iww, +ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. uWu Wiww you >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, +^.^ These eyes UwU that never >_> did :3 nyow never uWu shaww +^w^ So >w< much as :3 fwown uWu on you? +^w^ HUBEWT. I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; +And with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >w< must I >_< buwn them >_< out. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. xDD Ah, UwU nyonye uWu but in :3 this iwon :3 age would ^-^ do ^.^ it! +The iwon >_> of itself, >w< though heat wed-hot, +Appwoaching ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ these eyes would dwink my >_< teaws, +And ÚwÚ quench his :33 fiewy UwU indignyation +>_< Even in OwO the matter >_> of >_< minye innocence; +;;w;; Nyay, aftew UwU that, consume away in wust +But uWu fow containing x3 fiwe ^-^ to harm >_< minye >w< eye. +uWu Awe you ^-^ mowe stubborn-hard than hammer'd >_> iwon? +An ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew shouwd ^.^ have come ^-^ to me +And told me :3 Hubewt shouwd >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, +I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd him-no :33 tongue uWu but ÚwÚ Hubewt's. +^w^ HUBEWT. [Stamps] Come fowth. + +;;w;; We-entew EXECUTIONyEWS, x3 With cowd, iwons, etc. + +Do as I ;;w;; bid you do. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :33 save uWu me, Hubert, :33 save UwU me! UwU My eyes awe >_< out +>_< Even with OwO the fiewce looks >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men. +^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Give me OwO the x3 iwon, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and uWu bind him here. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, what :3 nyeed you >w< be OwO so :3 boist'wous UwU wough? +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stwuggwe, I uWu wiww ^.^ stand stonye-stiww. +>_< Fow >w< heaven UwU sake, Hubert, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bound! +;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, uWu Hubewt! Drive ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, +And I uWu wiww ^-^ sit as >_> quiet as :3 a lamb; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu stiw, :3 nyow ^-^ wince, :3 nyow speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, +Nyow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the iwon :33 angwiwy; +UwU Thwust uWu but ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and I'll forgive you, +Whatevew >_> towment you ^-^ do >w< put me x3 to. +^w^ HUBEWT. Go, ^.^ stand :3 within; let me :3 awonye with >_> him. +uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom such :3 a :3 deed. +>_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, I then ^.^ have xDD chid away my x3 fwiend! +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< stewn ÚwÚ wook uWu but :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. +>_> Wet him come ^w^ back, UwU that his compassion ^-^ may +>w< Give life ^-^ to ^w^ youws. +^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ Come, OwO boy, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? +^w^ HUBEWT. None, uWu but ^-^ to wose >_> youw OwO eyes. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O UwU heaven, UwU that there ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a UwU mote in xDD youws, +OwO A ÚwÚ gwain, :3 a xDD dust, :3 a gnat, :3 a wandewing >_> haiw, +>w< Any annoyance in UwU that pwecious >_< sense! +>_> Then, feeling what small >w< things awe :33 boistewous there, +Your :3 viwe ^.^ intent >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ seem uWu howwibwe. +^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw pwomise? uWu Go ^.^ to, howd >_> youw OwO tongue. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Hubert, OwO the uttewance >_> of :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ tongues +Must ^.^ nyeeds UwU want pleading uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of OwO eyes. +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot howd my tongue, let me ;;w;; nyot, :3 Hubewt; +Or, Hubert, ^-^ if you wiww, ÚwÚ cut >_< out my tongue, +^w^ So I ^-^ may ^-^ keep >_< minye OwO eyes. :33 O, spawe >_< minye >_> eyes, +^-^ Though ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; use uWu but still ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! +:33 Wo, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the ^.^ instwument :3 is x3 cowd +And would ^.^ nyot harm >_> me. +^w^ HUBEWT. I can heat it, ÚwÚ boy. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. No, in good :33 sooth; OwO the x3 fiwe :3 is UwU dead with gwief, +>_> Being UwU cweate uWu fow UwU comfowt, ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd +UwU In xDD undesewved ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ See ewse uWu youwsewf: +Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; mawice in :3 this burning x3 coaw; +The >_> bweath >_> of >w< heaven ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his spirit out, +And ^-^ stwew'd repentant ashes uWu on his head. +^w^ HUBEWT. But with my >_> bweath I can revive it, ÚwÚ boy. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. An ^-^ if you uWu do, you uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ make ^.^ it x3 bwush +And gwow with ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw :33 pwoceedings, Hubert. +;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it UwU pewchance uWu wiww >_> spawkwe in >_> youw >_> eyes, +And, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that :3 is xDD compeww'd ^-^ to fight, +xDD Snyatch at his ^w^ mastew UwU that doth ^w^ tawwe him x3 on. +^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do me :33 wwong +UwU Deny theiw x3 office; only you ^-^ do wack +:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which fiewce x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and iwon :33 extends, +Cweatuwes >_> of ^-^ nyote uWu fow mewcy-wacking ^w^ uses. +^w^ HUBEWT. Weww, UwU see ^-^ to :3 wive; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch UwU thinye eye +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe UwU that UwU thinye uncwe :33 owes. +>_> Yet I x3 am >_> swown, ÚwÚ and I >_> did >_< puwpose, OwO boy, +x3 With :3 this >_> same vewy iwon ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 nyow you ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Hubewt! ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< whiwe +You ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ disguis'd. +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Peace; nyo more. OwO Adieu. +Your uncwe >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu but you awe uWu dead: +I'll fiww ^.^ these OwO dogged spies with false ^w^ wepowts; +And, pwetty OwO chiwd, ;;w;; sweep x3 doubtwess ÚwÚ and secure +:33 That Hubert, uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot offend thee. +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O uWu heaven! I :3 thank you, Hubert. +^w^ HUBEWT. Silence; nyo more. uWu Go cwosewy in with >_> me. +^.^ Much danger ^-^ do I undewgo uWu fow thee. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS + +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe UwU once UwU again ^-^ we >_> sit, UwU once UwU again >w< cwown'd, +And ^.^ wook'd OwO upon, I hope, with cheerful OwO eyes. +PEMBWOKE. :3 This UwU once uWu again, uWu but UwU that >_> youw Highness pleas'd, +>_> Was UwU once OwO supewfwuous: you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd OwO befowe, +And UwU that UwU high ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew UwU pwuck'd OwO off, +The :3 faiths >_> of x3 men :33 nye'ew stained with wevowt; +;;w;; Fwesh x3 expectation twoubwed ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand +x3 With ^-^ any long'd-for >_> change ^w^ ow better state. +SAWISBUWY. :33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ possess'd with double uWu pomp, +ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a title UwU that ÚwÚ was rich OwO befowe, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ giwd wefinyed ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to x3 paint OwO the wiwy, +ÚwÚ To thwow :3 a perfume uWu on OwO the viowet, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth OwO the x3 ice, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ add another hue +^.^ Unto OwO the rainbow, ^w^ ow with :3 tapew-wight +ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the uWu beauteous eye >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to ;;w;; gawnyish, +^-^ Is wastefuw ÚwÚ and :33 widicuwous x3 excess. +PEMBWOKE. But UwU that >_> youw :33 woyaw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< must >w< be >_< donye, +:3 This ^.^ act :3 is as OwO an ÚwÚ ancient xDD tawe OwO nyew told +And, in OwO the last ^.^ wepeating, twoubwesome, +>_> Being urged at :3 a UwU time UwU unseasonyabwe. +SAWISBUWY. UwU In :3 this OwO the >_> antique ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww-nyoted ;;w;; face +x3 Of ;;w;; pwain ^.^ owd fowm :3 is >w< much disfigured; +And >_< wike :3 a shifted ^.^ wind x3 unto :3 a sail +^w^ It makes OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> thoughts ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >w< about, +Startles ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ considewation, +:3 Makes :33 sound >_< opinyion >_< sick, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >w< suspected, +>_< Fow OwO putting uWu on OwO so OwO nyew :3 a fashion'd >_> wobe. +PEMBWOKE. When :33 wowkmen ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do better than well, +^.^ They ^-^ do xDD confound theiw >_> skiww in covetousness; +And :33 oftentimes xDD excusing >_> of :3 a fauwt +^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the fauwt OwO the >_< wowse uWu by th' ^-^ excuse, +UwU As >w< patches xDD set x3 upon :3 a wittwe :33 bweach +^.^ Discwedit ^-^ mowe in UwU hiding >_> of OwO the fauwt +>w< Than >_> did OwO the fauwt before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ patch'd. +SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, before you ;;w;; wewe >_> nyew-cwown'd, +We breath'd ^-^ ouw counsew; uWu but ^.^ it pleas'd >_> youw Highness +ÚwÚ To x3 uvwbeaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe >w< aww ;;w;; weww pleas'd, +x3 Since >w< aww ÚwÚ and every part >_> of what ^-^ we would +^-^ Doth ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ stand at what >_> youw Highness uWu wiww. +KING :3 JOHN. uWu Some reasons >_> of :3 this double x3 cowonyation +I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd you OwO with, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think them OwO stwong; +And :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, when ^.^ wessew :3 is my feaw, +I uWu shaww ;;w;; indue you OwO with. OwO Meantime uWu but ÚwÚ ask +What you would ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot well, +And ;;w;; weww uWu shaww you pewceive how willingly +I uWu wiww uWu both hear ÚwÚ and gwant you >_> youw UwU wequests. +PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Then OwO I, as ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am OwO the :33 tongue >_> of :33 these, +ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the >w< puwposes >_> of >w< aww theiw hearts, +Both uWu fow ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ them- ;;w;; but, >_> chief >_> of aww, +Your >w< safety, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and them +Bend theiw :33 best studies, >_> heawtiwy xDD wequest +^-^ Th' enfwanchisement >_> of Awthuw, uWu whose restraint +^-^ Doth move OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing lips >_> of discontent +ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO into :3 this dangewous ;;w;; awgument: +>w< If what in west you ^.^ have in ^.^ wight you >_< howd, +UwU Why then >_> youw x3 feaws-which, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ attend +The ^-^ steps >_> of wwong-shouwd move you ^-^ to mew OwO up +Your >w< tendew kinsman, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu choke his >_< days +x3 With ^.^ bawbawous :33 ignyowance, ÚwÚ and deny his xDD youth +The rich ^w^ advantage >_> of good ^.^ exewcise? +:33 That OwO the >w< time's >_> enyemies ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 this +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ occasions, let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ ouw suit +:33 That you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ ask his liberty; +^w^ Which uWu fow ^-^ ouw goods ^-^ we ^-^ do nyo further ÚwÚ ask +>w< Than wheweupon ^-^ ouw weaw, uWu on you depending, +xDD Counts ^.^ it >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^.^ he ^.^ have his :33 wibewty. +KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. I ^-^ do commit his xDD youth +ÚwÚ To >_> youw uWu diwection. + +x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT + +^-^ [Aside] Hubert, what UwU nyews with you? +PEMBWOKE. :3 This :3 is OwO the man shouwd ^-^ do OwO the bwoody xDD deed: +ÚwÚ He show'd his ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to :3 a fwiend >_> of mine; +The ^.^ image >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wicked >w< heinyous fauwt +Wives in his eye; UwU that :33 cwose aspect >_> of his +^-^ Doth show OwO the >w< mood >_> of :3 a >w< much twoubwed ^w^ bweast, +And I ^-^ do feawfuwwy believe 'tis x3 donye +What ^-^ we OwO so >_< feaw'd ^.^ he xDD had :3 a chawge ^-^ to do. +SAWISBUWY. The >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the UwU King doth come ÚwÚ and >w< go +>w< Between his OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and his ^.^ conscience, +;;w;; Wike heralds :33 'twixt two dreadful ^.^ battwes set. +His passion :3 is OwO so wipe ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must break. +PEMBWOKE. And when ^.^ it bweaks, I ;;w;; feaw uWu wiww xDD issue ^.^ thence +The ;;w;; fouw :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO chiwd's :33 death. +KING :3 JOHN. We cannyot howd mowtawity's >w< stwong hand. +Good x3 wowds, although my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 is living, +The suit ;;w;; which you >_> demand :3 is gonye ÚwÚ and uWu dead: +ÚwÚ He uWu tewws OwO us Arthur :3 is deceas'd to-nyight. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we >_< feaw'd his sicknyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. +PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we heard how ;;w;; nyeaw his death ^.^ he OwO was, +Before OwO the >w< chiwd ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fewt ^.^ he ÚwÚ was sick. +:3 This >w< must >w< be xDD answew'd ;;w;; eithew here ^w^ ow ^-^ hence. +KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ bend such sowemn uWu bwows uWu on x3 me? +:33 Think you I bear OwO the ÚwÚ sheaws >_> of uWu destiny? +>_< Have I ^.^ commandment uWu on OwO the >_> puwse >_> of x3 wife? +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is apparent xDD fouw-pway; ÚwÚ and 'tis ÚwÚ shame +:33 That greatness shouwd OwO so ^.^ gwosswy :3 offew it. +^w^ So thrive ^.^ it in >_> youw OwO game! ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. +PEMBWOKE. uWu Stay >_> yet, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee +And find th' inheritance >_> of :3 this UwU poow OwO chiwd, +His wittwe :3 kingdom >_> of :3 a fowced ^-^ gwave. +:33 That UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu ow'd OwO the bweadth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_> iswe +>_< Thwee foot >_> of ^.^ it doth howd-bad x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! +:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 bownye: :3 this uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out +ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw sorrows, ÚwÚ and ewe wong I >_> doubt. >_< Exeunt LORDS +KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ They >_< buwn in indignation. I xDD wepent. +Thewe :3 is nyo ^w^ suwe foundation xDD set uWu on blood, +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ cewtain life >_< achiev'd uWu by >_> othews' :33 death. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +OwO A xDD feawfuw eye :3 thou >_< hast; xDD whewe :3 is UwU that UwU bwood +:33 That I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ inhabit in x3 those ^-^ cheeks? +^w^ So ;;w;; fouw :3 a OwO sky clears ^.^ nyot ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ stowm. +uWu Pouw ;;w;; down >w< thy weather-how :33 goes >w< aww in :33 Fwance? +MESSENGEW. From Fwance ^-^ to Engwand. uWu Nyevew such :3 a ^.^ pow'w +>_< Fow ^-^ any foweign pwepawation +>_> Was ;;w;; wevied in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a land. +The >w< copy >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ speed :3 is ^w^ weawn'd uWu by ;;w;; them, +>_< Fow when you shouwd >w< be told uWu they ^-^ do xDD pwepawe, +The >_< tidings comes UwU that uWu they awe >w< aww awwiv'd. +KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, xDD whewe ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewwigence >_< been ^.^ dwunk? +:3 Whewe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ^w^ swept? :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew's cawe, +:33 That such OwO an ;;w;; awmy :33 couwd >w< be :33 dwawn in UwU Fwance, +And ^.^ she ^.^ nyot hear >_> of it? +MESSENGEW. UwU My UwU wiege, xDD hew ear +^-^ Is stopp'd with UwU dust: OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 Apwiw ;;w;; died +Your x3 nyobwe mother; ÚwÚ and as I OwO heaw, my lord, +The OwO Wady Constance in :3 a frenzy ;;w;; died +>_< Thwee >_< days ^.^ befowe; uWu but :3 this ^-^ fwom wumouw's :33 tongue +I OwO idwy >_> heawd-if OwO twue ^w^ ow false I xDD knyow not. +KING :3 JOHN. xDD Withhowd >w< thy uWu speed, dreadful xDD occasion! +:33 O, ^-^ make :3 a >_> weague with uWu me, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have pleas'd +UwU My :33 discontented peers! >_< What! mothew x3 dead! +OwO How >_> wiwdwy then walks my ^-^ estate in ^.^ Fwance! +^.^ Undew uWu whose OwO conduct came x3 those pow'rs >_> of Fwance +:33 That :3 thou uWu fow >w< twuth >w< giv'st >_< out awe ^w^ wanded hewe? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. +KING :3 JOHN. Thou x3 hast :3 made me x3 giddy +x3 With ^.^ these in OwO tidings. + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW >_< OF ^w^ POMFWET + +^.^ Nyow! What :33 says OwO the x3 wowwd +ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceedings? Do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to stuff +UwU My head with ^-^ mowe i-iww UwU nyews, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is fun. +BASTAWD. But ^-^ if you >w< be ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to hear OwO the worst, +;;w;; Then let OwO the worst, unheawd, ^-^ faww uWu on >_> youw head. +KING :3 JOHN. Beaw with uWu me, uWu cousin, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was >w< amaz'd +^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide; uWu but :3 nyow I bweathe UwU again +Aloft OwO the ^.^ fwood, ÚwÚ and can ^w^ give ^-^ audience +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any tongue, speak ^.^ it >_> of what ^.^ it uWu wiww. +BASTAWD. OwO How I ^.^ have OwO sped UwU among OwO the cwewgymen +The ÚwÚ sums I ^.^ have cowwected uWu shaww expwess. +But as I >w< twaveww'd UwU hithew OwO thwough OwO the wand, +I find OwO the ^w^ peopwe stwangewy x3 fantasied; +;;w;; Possess'd with uWu wumouws, :33 fuww >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ dweams. +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they feaw, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of fear; +And >w< hewe's :3 a prophet UwU that I ^w^ bwought with me +From :3 fowth OwO the >w< stweets >_> of :3 Pomfwet, xDD whom I ;;w;; found +x3 With many hundweds tweading uWu on his heels; +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he sung, in wude ÚwÚ hawsh-sounding >_< whymes, +That, ewe OwO the next >_< Ascension-day at ^w^ nyoon, +Your Highness shouwd x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^w^ cwown. +KING :3 JOHN. Thou :33 idwe >_< dweamew, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou so? +PETER. ^-^ Foweknyowing UwU that OwO the >w< twuth uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out ÚwÚ so. +KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, away with him; imprison him; +And uWu on UwU that :3 day at UwU nyoon xDD wheweon ^.^ he :33 says +I uWu shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up my :3 cwown let him >w< be >_> hang'd. +^w^ Dewivew him ^-^ to xDD safety; ÚwÚ and return, +>_< Fow I >w< must ;;w;; use thee. +Exit >_> HUBEWT with >w< PETEW +:3 O my gentwe uWu cousin, +>_> Heaw'st :3 thou OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, ^-^ who awe arriv'd? +BASTAWD. The x3 Fwench, my ^w^ wowd; xDD men's OwO mouths awe :33 fuww >_> of xDD it; +UwU Besides, I met Wowd ^-^ Bigot ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, +x3 With eyes as wed as nyew-enkindwed fire, +And ÚwÚ othews :3 mowe, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the grave +x3 Of Awthuw, xDD whom uWu they uWu say :3 is xDD kiww'd ^.^ to-nyight +uWu On >_> youw suggestion. +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Gentwe kinsman, >w< go +And OwO thwust thyself OwO into theiw ^-^ companyies. +I ^.^ have :3 a uWu way ^-^ to uWu wiww theiw loves ÚwÚ again; +>_< Bwing them before >_> me. +BASTAWD. I uWu Wiww >w< seek them >_< out. +KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; OwO the better foot >_> befowe. +:33 O, let me ^.^ have nyo :33 subject >_> enyemies +When advewse UwU foweignyews affright my OwO towns +x3 With dreadful OwO pomp >_> of :33 stout ^.^ invasion! +Be >w< Mewcuwy, xDD set ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to >w< thy heels, +And UwU fwy >_< wike ^w^ thought ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to me again. +BASTAWD. The spirit >_> of OwO the UwU time uWu shaww teach me x3 speed. +KING :3 JOHN. Spoke >_< wike :3 a sprightful x3 nyobwe gentleman. +Exit BASTARD +uWu Go aftew him; uWu fow ^.^ he UwU pewhaps uWu shaww :3 nyeed +uWu Some :33 messengew ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ peews; +And >w< be :3 thou ^w^ he. +MESSENGEW. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my ^.^ wiege. Exit +KING :3 JOHN. UwU My mothew x3 dead! + +;;w;; We-entew >_> HUBEWT + +^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My lord, uWu they uWu say five >_< moons ;;w;; wewe uWu seen to-night; +ÚwÚ Fouw >w< fixed, ÚwÚ and OwO the fifth >_> did ;;w;; whiww about +The uWu othew ;;w;; fouw in :3 wondwous :33 motion. +KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Five moons! +^w^ HUBEWT. Old x3 men ÚwÚ and bewdams in OwO the >w< stweets +Do pwophesy x3 upon ^.^ it dangewouswy; +Young ÚwÚ Awthuw's death :3 is ^w^ common in theiw uWu mouths; +And when uWu they talk >_> of ^w^ him, uWu they >_< shake theiw UwU heads, +And whisper ^-^ onye another in OwO the >_> eaw; +And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks doth gripe OwO the hearer's wwist, +>w< Whiwst ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ heaws makes xDD feawfuw >w< action +x3 With ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ bwows, with nods, with wowwing OwO eyes. +I ^-^ saw :3 a OwO smith ^.^ stand with his :33 hammew, thus, +The UwU whiwst his iwon >_> did uWu on OwO the anviw :3 coow, +x3 With open OwO mouth swawwowing :3 a tailor's news; +Who, with his ÚwÚ sheaws ÚwÚ and measuwe in his ;;w;; hand, +UwU Standing uWu on slippers, ;;w;; which his nimble haste +Had falsely OwO thwust x3 upon contrary OwO feet, +Told >_> of :3 a many ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike xDD Fwench +:33 That ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ embattaiwed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wank'd in x3 Kent. +>_> Anyothew lean xDD unwash'd >_< awtificew +x3 Cuts x3 off his :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 death. +KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ possess me with ^.^ these uWu feaws? +UwU Why xDD uwgest :3 thou OwO so ^w^ oft x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU death? +x3 Thy hand ;;w;; hath muwd'wed >_> him. I xDD had :3 a :3 mighty cause +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him OwO dead, uWu but :3 thou xDD hadst UwU nyonye ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyo ^-^ had, my wowd! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke x3 me? +KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of kings ^-^ to >w< be attended +By slaves UwU that UwU take theiw uWu humouws uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wawwant +ÚwÚ To >_< bweak within OwO the bwoody house >_> of xDD wife, +And uWu on OwO the ^w^ winking >_> of authowity +ÚwÚ To undewstand :3 a waw; ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the meaning +x3 Of dangewous ^-^ majesty, when UwU pewchance ^.^ it :33 fwowns +Mowe x3 upon humouw than UwU advis'd :33 wespect. +^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw uWu fow what I ÚwÚ did. +KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, when OwO the last >_< account :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth +^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be made, then uWu shaww :3 this hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw +>_> Witnyess x3 against OwO us ^-^ to damnyation! +OwO How ^w^ oft OwO the OwO sight >_> of :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do i-iww deeds +UwU Make deeds i-iww :33 donye! uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot :3 thou >_< been >_> by, +OwO A :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the hand >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe x3 mawk'd, +OwO Quoted ÚwÚ and >w< sign'd ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a deed >_> of shame, +:3 This murder xDD had ^.^ nyot come OwO into my mind; +But, ^-^ taking ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< thy abhorr'd ;;w;; aspect, +UwU Finding ÚwÚ thee x3 fit uWu fow bwoody uWu viwwainy, +^.^ Apt, UwU wiabwe ^-^ to >w< be empwoy'd in danger, +I ;;w;; faintwy x3 bwoke with ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ death; +And thou, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, +^w^ Made ^.^ it nyo ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to >_< destwoy :3 a pwince. +^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My wowd- +KING :3 JOHN. uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but shook >w< thy head ^w^ ow :3 made >_> pause, +When I ^-^ spake darkly what I >_> puwposed, +Ow tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of x3 doubt x3 upon my ;;w;; face, +UwU As ;;w;; bid me tell my xDD tawe in express x3 wowds, +^-^ Deep ÚwÚ shame xDD had struck me ^w^ dumb, :3 made me >_< bweak OwO off, +And x3 those >w< thy ^-^ feaws UwU might ^.^ have wrought ^-^ feaws in >_> me. +But :3 thou didst undewstand me uWu by my UwU signs, +And didst in signs UwU again UwU pawwey with >w< sin; +xDD Yea, ^-^ without ÚwÚ stop, didst let >w< thy OwO heawt ^.^ consent, +And consequently >w< thy wude hand ^-^ to ^.^ act +The deed ;;w;; which uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues held :3 viwe ^-^ to >w< nyame. +Out >_> of my ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and never UwU see me ;;w;; mowe! +UwU My nobles xDD weave me; ÚwÚ and my OwO state :3 is :3 bwaved, +>_< Even at my ^.^ gates, with ^-^ wanks >_> of foweign ^.^ pow'ws; +;;w;; Nyay, in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the fweshwy wand, +:3 This UwU kingdom, :3 this x3 confinye >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breath, +Hostiwity ÚwÚ and civil tumult reigns +>w< Between my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my cousin's :33 death. +^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Awm you x3 against >_> youw uWu othew ;;w;; enyemies, +I'll ^-^ make :3 a xDD peace :3 between >_> youw ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and you. +Young Arthur :3 is >_> awive. :3 This hand >_> of >_< minye +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ÚwÚ and OwO an innyocent ;;w;; hand, +:3 Nyot ^w^ painted with OwO the :3 cwimson >_< spots >_> of bwood. +xDD Within :3 this uWu bosom never ent'red ÚwÚ yet +The dreadful motion >_> of :3 a UwU muwdewous ^w^ thought +And you ^.^ have slander'd ^-^ nyatuwe in my >_> fowm, +>w< Which, >_< howsoevew wude ÚwÚ extewiowwy, +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet OwO the cuvw >_> of :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 mind +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be butchew >_> of OwO an innyocent chiwd. +KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth Arthur live? :33 O, haste ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the peers, +Thwow :3 this wepowt uWu on theiw incensed ;;w;; wage +And ^-^ make them ^w^ tame ^-^ to theiw :3 obedience! +uWu Fowgive OwO the :33 comment UwU that my passion :3 made +:3 Upon >w< thy featuwe; uWu fow my ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ was :3 bwind, +And ;;w;; fouw imaginyawy eyes >_> of UwU bwood +Presented ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe hideous than :3 thou awt. +:33 O, ÚwÚ answew not; uWu but ^-^ to my closet bwing +The :3 angwy uWu wowds with >w< aww OwO expedient UwU haste. +I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 swowwy; run ^-^ mowe fast. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Engwand. Before OwO the castle + +x3 Entew >_> AWTHUW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws + +ÚwÚ AWTHUW. The x3 waww :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I :33 weap down. +Good >w< gwound, >w< be ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ and hurt me :33 nyot! +There's xDD few ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^-^ do xDD knyow me; ^-^ if uWu they :33 did, +:3 This :33 ship-boy's sembwance ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ disguis'd me x3 quite. +I x3 am ^.^ afwaid; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I'll venture it. +>w< If I >_< get ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD wimbs, +I'll find :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< shifts ^-^ to >_< get >_> away. +UwU As good ^-^ to die ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, as die ÚwÚ and >_> stay. [Leaps >w< down] +:3 O UwU me! my xDD uncwe's spirit :3 is in ^.^ these stones. +xDD Heaven UwU take my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand ^-^ keep my ^.^ bonyes! +;;w;; [Dies] + +x3 Entew PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT + +SAWISBUWY. >w< Wowds, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet him at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< safety, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ embwace +:3 This gentwe :3 offew >_> of OwO the perilous xDD time. +PEMBWOKE. OwO Who ^w^ bwought UwU that letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? +SAWISBUWY. The UwU Count Melun, :3 a x3 nyobwe lord >_> of UwU Fwance, +uWu Whose pwivate with me >_> of OwO the UwU Dauphin's love +^-^ Is >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ genyewaw than ^.^ these >w< winyes import. +>w< BIGOT. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying let OwO us ^.^ meet him xDD then. +SAWISBUWY. Ow wathew then xDD set forward; uWu fow 'twill >w< be +>w< Two wong OwO days' >_< jouwnyey, x3 wowds, ^w^ ow ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD + +BASTAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO to-day ;;w;; weww met, distempew'd UwU wowds! +The UwU King uWu by me wequests >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ stwaight. +SAWISBUWY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 dispossess'd ^-^ himsewf >_> of ÚwÚ us. +We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD winye his xDD thin x3 bestainyed :33 cwoak +x3 With ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ puwe UwU honyouws, :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the foot +:33 That leaves OwO the x3 pwint >_> of UwU bwood whewe'ew ^.^ it wawks. +Wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. We xDD knyow OwO the uWu wowst. +BASTAWD. uWu Whate'ew you xDD think, good x3 wowds, I xDD think, ;;w;; wewe >_> best. +SAWISBUWY. Our ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD mannyews, reason OwO nyow. +BASTAWD. But there :3 is wittwe reason in >_> youw gwief; +OwO Thewefowe 'twere reason you xDD had ^-^ mannyews OwO nyow. +PEMBWOKE. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 impatience ;;w;; hath his privilege. +BASTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ twue-to hurt his :3 mastew, nyo man >w< ewse. +SAWISBUWY. :3 This :3 is OwO the prison. What :3 is ^.^ he :3 wies hewe? +PEMBWOKE. :3 O >_< death, :3 made >_> pwoud with ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy uWu beauty! +The :3 eawth xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a hole ^-^ to hide :3 this :3 deed. +SAWISBUWY. Murder, as ÚwÚ hating what ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath >_< donye, +^-^ Doth uWu way ^.^ it open ^-^ to :3 uwge uWu on wevenge. +>w< BIGOT. Or, when ^.^ he ^.^ doom'd :3 this x3 beauty ^-^ to :3 a :33 gwave, +;;w;; Found ^.^ it xDD too UwU pwecious-pwincewy uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gwave. +SAWISBUWY. Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, what ÚwÚ think you? >_< Have you behewd, +Ow ^.^ have you ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard, ^w^ ow :33 couwd you think? +Ow ^-^ do you ^w^ awmost xDD think, although you >_> see, +:33 That you ^-^ do see? Could thought, ^-^ without :3 this object, +:3 Fowm such anyothew? :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy >_< top, +The >_> height, OwO the x3 cwest, ^w^ ow :3 cwest x3 unto OwO the x3 cwest, +x3 Of muwdew's arms; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU bwoodiest shame, +The wiwdest savagewy, OwO the ^-^ viwest stwoke, +:33 That >w< evew wall-ey'd ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow stawing ;;w;; wage +Presented ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ soft UwU wemowse. +PEMBWOKE. ^-^ Aww ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ past ^-^ do ^.^ stand excus'd in ^.^ this; +And this, OwO so >_> sowe ÚwÚ and OwO so unmatchabwe, +:33 Shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; howinyess, :3 a purity, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ yet >_< unbegotten xDD sin >_> of times, +And ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> deadwy uWu bwoodshed uWu but :3 a >w< jest, +>_< Exampwed uWu by :3 this >w< heinyous spectacwe. +BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ÚwÚ and :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ wowk; +The gwacewess >w< action >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ;;w;; hand, +>w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any hand. +SAWISBUWY. >w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any UwU hand! +We xDD had :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ wight what would uWu ensue. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the shameful wowk >_> of Hubewt's >w< hand; +The practice ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the x3 King; +From uWu whose :33 obedience I fowbid my ^w^ souw +Knyeewing before :3 this ruin >_> of ^w^ sweet xDD wife, +And breathing ^-^ to his :33 bweathwess :33 excewwence +The >_> incense >_> of :3 a vow, :3 a holy vow, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ infected with >w< dewight, +Nyow :33 convewsant with >_> ease ÚwÚ and ;;w;; idwenyess, +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have xDD set :3 a >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this hand +By giving ^.^ it OwO the wowship >_> of wevenge. +PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ and >w< BIGOT. Our souws religiously ;;w;; confiwm >w< thy wowds. + +x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT + +^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Wowds, I x3 am ^.^ hot with haste in >w< seeking you. +Arthur doth :3 wive; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you. +SAWISBUWY. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and bwushes ^.^ nyot at >_< death! +:3 Avaunt, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw viwwain, >_< get ÚwÚ thee uWu gonye! +^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am nyo :3 viwwain. +SAWISBUWY. Must I x3 wob OwO the ÚwÚ waw? ÚwÚ [Dwawing his ^w^ swowd] +BASTAWD. Your >_< swowd :3 is :33 bwight, siw; >w< put ^.^ it OwO up again. +SAWISBUWY. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww I OwO sheathe ^.^ it in :3 a muwdewew's skin. +^w^ HUBEWT. Stand ^w^ back, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, I ^w^ say; +By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think my uWu swowd's as shawp as ^w^ youws. +I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you, lord, ^-^ fowget OwO youwsewf, +Nyow >_> tempt OwO the danger >_> of my OwO twue ;;w;; defence; +Lest OwO I, uWu by x3 mawking >_> of >_> youw wage, ^-^ fowget +Your ^.^ wowth, >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and nyobiwity. +>w< BIGOT. :33 Out, dunghiww! Dar'st :3 thou bwave :3 a ^-^ nyobweman? +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyot uWu fow my life; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I dare ^w^ defend +UwU My innyocent life x3 against OwO an emperor. +SAWISBUWY. Thou art :3 a muwdewew. +^w^ HUBEWT. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv me ÚwÚ so. +>_> Yet I x3 am none. uWu Whose :33 tongue ÚwÚ soe'ew ^-^ speaks fawse, +:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy ^w^ speaks; ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot truly, wies. +PEMBWOKE. xDD Cut him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. +BASTAWD. Keep OwO the :3 peace, I >w< say. +SAWISBUWY. Stand >_> by, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ gaww you, Fauwconbwidge. +BASTAWD. Thou ^w^ wewt better ^-^ gaww OwO the x3 deviw, Sawisbuwy. +>w< If :3 thou uWu but :3 fwown uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow :33 stiw >w< thy ^.^ foot, +Ow teach >w< thy ^-^ hasty uWu spween ^-^ to ^-^ do me shame, +I'll strike ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >_< swowd ^.^ betime; +Ow I'll OwO so mauw you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD toasting-iwon +:33 That you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is come ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heww. +>w< BIGOT. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, renowned :33 Fauwconbwidge? +^w^ Second :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a muwdewew? +^w^ HUBEWT. Wowd >_> Bigot, I x3 am none. +>w< BIGOT. OwO Who xDD kiww'd :3 this ^-^ pwince? +^w^ HUBEWT. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft him :33 weww. +I UwU honyouw'd ^w^ him, I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww weep +UwU My ^-^ date >_> of life >_< out uWu fow his ^w^ sweet :3 wife's loss. +SAWISBUWY. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot x3 those ÚwÚ cunnying UwU watews >_> of his >_> eyes, +>_< Fow viwwainy :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ without such ;;w;; wheum; +And >_< he, wong traded in it, makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem +;;w;; Wike wivews >_> of >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU innyocency. +:3 Away with uWu me, >w< aww you uWu whose souws ^w^ abhow +^-^ Th' uWu uncweanwy savouws >_> of :3 a swaughtew-house; +>_< Fow I x3 am stifled with :3 this smell >_> of UwU sin. +>w< BIGOT. :3 Away towawd x3 Buwy, ^-^ to OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; thewe! +PEMBWOKE. Thewe tell OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ may >_< inquiwe OwO us >_< out. +>_< Exeunt LORDS +BASTAWD. Here's :3 a good world! x3 Knyew you >_> of :3 this fair wowk? +Beyond OwO the >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and :33 boundwess weach +x3 Of >w< mewcy, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :3 this deed >_> of >_< death, +Awt :3 thou damn'd, Hubert. +^w^ HUBEWT. Do uWu but hear uWu me, sir. +BASTAWD. Ha! I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ what: +Thou'rt :33 damn'd as ^w^ bwack-nyay, nyothing :3 is OwO so ^.^ bwack- +Thou art ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep :33 damn'd than Prince Lucifer; +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so >w< ugwy :3 a x3 fiend >_> of heww +UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ be, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :33 kiww :3 this chiwd. +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Upon my x3 souw- +BASTAWD. >w< If :3 thou didst uWu but consent +ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew ^-^ act, ^-^ do uWu but >_< despaiw; +And ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st :3 a cowd, OwO the >w< smawwest thwead +:33 That >w< evew spider :3 twisted ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb +uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ to stwangwe thee; :3 a x3 wush uWu wiww >w< be :3 a beam +ÚwÚ To >_> hang ÚwÚ thee OwO on; ^w^ ow wouldst :3 thou drown ÚwÚ thysewf, +x3 Put uWu but :3 a wittwe >w< watew in :3 a ;;w;; spoon +And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be as >w< aww OwO the :33 ocean, +^w^ Enyough ^-^ to uWu stifwe such :3 a villain OwO up +I ^-^ do :3 suspect ÚwÚ thee vewy gwievouswy. +^w^ HUBEWT. >w< If I in ^-^ act, ^.^ consent, ^w^ ow xDD sin >_> of thought, +Be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO the >_< steawing UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> bweath +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was embounded in :3 this uWu beauteous ÚwÚ cway, +>_> Wet heww UwU want x3 pains enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe UwU me! +I weft him :33 weww. +BASTAWD. Go, bear him in UwU thinye arms. +I x3 am amaz'd, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and wose my uWu way +x3 Among OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and dangews >_> of :3 this world. +OwO How :33 easy OwO dost :3 thou UwU take >w< aww ^.^ Engwand up! +From :3 fowth :3 this :33 mowsew >_> of UwU dead ÚwÚ woyawty +The xDD wife, OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_< weawm +^-^ Is xDD fwed ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand :3 nyow :3 is weft +ÚwÚ To ^w^ tug ÚwÚ and OwO scambwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to part uWu by th' UwU teeth +The unyowed ;;w;; intewest >_> of pwoud-swewwing state. +Nyow uWu fow OwO the UwU bawe-pick'd ^.^ bonye >_> of majesty +^-^ Doth OwO dogged OwO waw >_< bwistwe his :3 angwy :3 cwest +And >w< snyawweth in OwO the gentwe eyes >_> of ^w^ peace; +Nyow >w< powews ^-^ fwom UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ discontents at UwU home +UwU Meet in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ winye; ÚwÚ and UwU vast x3 confusion waits, +UwU As doth :3 a raven uWu on :3 a ;;w;; sick-faww'n >_> beast, +The imminyent UwU decay >_> of OwO wwested OwO pomp. +Nyow x3 happy ^.^ he uWu whose :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and UwU cinctuwe can +Hold >_< out :3 this ^w^ tempest. Beaw away UwU that OwO chiwd, +And follow me with x3 speed. I'll ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; +OwO A ^w^ thousand businesses awe bwief in ;;w;; hand, +And >w< heaven itsewf doth :3 fwown x3 upon OwO the land. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< yiewded OwO up OwO into >_> youw hand +The ciwcwe >_> of my x3 gwowy. +^-^ PANDUWPH. ^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the ^.^ cwown] ;;w;; Take UwU again +From :3 this my ;;w;; hand, as howding >_> of OwO the Pope, +Your x3 suvweign greatness ÚwÚ and authowity. +KING :3 JOHN. Nyow ^-^ keep >_> youw holy ^w^ wowd; >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the French; +And ^-^ fwom his uWu Howinyess ;;w;; use >w< aww >_> youw power +ÚwÚ To xDD stop theiw marches fowe ^-^ we awe >w< infwam'd. +Our :33 discontented OwO counties ^-^ do wevowt; +Our ^w^ peopwe >_< quawwew with ÚwÚ obedience, +ÚwÚ Sweawing :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO the love >_> of ^w^ souw +ÚwÚ To ^w^ stwangew blood, ^-^ to foweign royalty. +:3 This inyundation >_> of :33 mistemp'wed humouw +^.^ Wests uWu by you only ^-^ to >w< be >_< quawified. +;;w;; Then :3 pause not; uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< time's OwO so uWu sick +:33 That ÚwÚ pwesent med'cine >w< must >w< be minyist'wed +Ow ^w^ uvwthwow :3 incuwabwe :3 ensues. +^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my >_> bweath UwU that blew :3 this ^w^ tempest uWu up, +:3 Upon >_> youw :3 stubbown >_< usage >_> of OwO the ^-^ Pope; +But >_< since you awe :3 a gentwe >w< convewtite, +UwU My :33 tongue uWu shaww :33 hush UwU again :3 this :3 stowm >_> of OwO waw +And ^-^ make fair weather in >_> youw :3 bwust'wing land. +uWu On :3 this Ascension-day, wemembew well, +:3 Upon >_> youw OwO oath >_> of service ^-^ to OwO the Pope, +uWu Go I ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the xDD Fwench uWu way ;;w;; down theiw arms. Exit +KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is :3 this UwU Ascension-day? OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the prophet +Say UwU that before >_< Ascension-day at UwU nyoon +UwU My :3 cwown I shouwd ^w^ give off? >_< Even OwO so I have. +I >_> did suppose ^.^ it shouwd >w< be uWu on constraint; +But, >w< heaven >w< be OwO thank'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 vowuntawy. + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD + +BASTAWD. ^-^ Aww xDD Kent ;;w;; hath x3 yiewded; nyothing there howds >_< out +But >_< Duvw Castle. UwU Wondon ;;w;; hath weceiv'd, +;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< kind OwO host, OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his powers. +Your nobles uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you, uWu but awe gonye +ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw enemy; +And wiwd UwU amazement ^w^ huwwies OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down +The wittwe ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >_> youw doubtfuw >_< fwiends. +KING :3 JOHN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot my uWu wowds xDD wetuwn ^-^ to me UwU again +:33 Aftew uWu they heard x3 young Arthur ÚwÚ was awive? +BASTAWD. ^.^ They ;;w;; found him OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO into OwO the stweets, +An uWu empty ^w^ casket, xDD whewe OwO the >_> jewew >_> of life +By >w< some :33 damn'd hand ÚwÚ was robbed ÚwÚ and ta'en >_> away. +KING :3 JOHN. :33 That villain :3 Hubewt told me ^.^ he >_> did wive. +BASTAWD. UwU So, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ he :33 did, uWu fow >w< aught ^.^ he uWu knyew. +But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you dwoop? UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you sad? +Be gweat in ^-^ act, as you ^.^ have >_< been in thought; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sad :3 distwust +Guvwn OwO the motion >_> of :3 a >w< kingwy >w< eye. +Be stiwwing as OwO the time; >w< be x3 fiwe with uWu fiwe; +>w< Thweaten OwO the >w< thweat'nyew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ outface OwO the uWu bwow +x3 Of ^.^ bwagging xDD howwow; OwO so uWu shaww :3 infewiow >_> eyes, +:33 That borrow theiw behaviours ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gweat, +Gwow gweat uWu by >_> youw example ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on +The ^-^ dauntwess spirit >_> of resolution. +Away, ÚwÚ and uWu gwistew >_< wike OwO the god >_> of OwO waw +When ^.^ he intendeth ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO fiewd; +Show :3 bowdnyess ÚwÚ and :3 aspiwing :33 confidence. +>_> What, uWu shaww uWu they >w< seek OwO the x3 wion in his den, +And OwO fwight him there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^.^ twembwe thewe? +:33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be said! uWu Fowage, ÚwÚ and run +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD dispweasuwe farther ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 doows +And >_< gwappwe with him ewe ^.^ he come OwO so >w< nyigh. +KING :3 JOHN. The wegate >_> of OwO the x3 Pope ;;w;; hath >_< been with uWu me, +And I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 happy xDD peace with him; +And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to UwU dismiss OwO the >w< powews +uWu Wed uWu by OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. +BASTAWD. :3 O inglorious league! +:33 Shaww >_> we, x3 upon OwO the >w< footing >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, +>_> Send >_> faiw-pway uWu owdews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 compwomise, +>_> Insinyuation, ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ and base truce, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms UwU invasive? :33 Shaww :3 a :3 beawdwess OwO boy, +OwO A cock'red silken UwU wanton, bwave ^-^ ouw fields +And ^.^ fwesh his spirit in :3 a ^.^ wawwike soiw, +xDD Mocking OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with colours OwO idwy spread, +And find nyo >_< check? >_> Wet >w< us, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to arms. +:3 Pewchance OwO the Cawdinyaw cannyot ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ peace; +Or, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, let ^.^ it at :33 weast >w< be ^w^ said +^.^ They ^-^ saw ^-^ we xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose >_> of xDD defence. +KING :3 JOHN. >_< Have :3 thou OwO the owdewing >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. +BASTAWD. Away, then, with good ÚwÚ couwage! +xDD Yet, I xDD knyow +Our party ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet :3 a prouder ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Engwand. The uWu DAUPHIN'S ^-^ camp at x3 Saint Edmundsbuwy + +OwO Entew, in uWu awms, LEWIS, >w< SAWISBUWY, MELUN, PEMBWOKE, ;;w;; BIGOT, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +>_< WEWIS. UwU My Wowd Melun, let :3 this >w< be copied >_< out +And ^-^ keep ^.^ it xDD safe uWu fow ^-^ ouw remembrance; +Wetuwn OwO the OwO pwecedent ^-^ to ^.^ these uWu wowds uWu again, +That, having ^-^ ouw fair owdew written down, +Both uWu they ÚwÚ and >_> we, UwU pewusing o'ew ^.^ these uWu nyotes, +May xDD knyow xDD whewefowe ^-^ we took OwO the xDD sacwament, +And ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw :3 faiths ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :3 inviowabwe. +SAWISBUWY. :3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ sides ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be >w< bwoken. +And, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, :3 awbeit ^-^ we uWu sweaw +OwO A ^.^ vowuntawy x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and OwO an unurg'd :3 faith +ÚwÚ To >_> youw ^-^ pwoceedings; >_> yet, believe uWu me, Pwince, +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad UwU that such :3 a >_> sowe >_> of UwU time +;;w;; Shouwd >w< seek :3 a UwU pwastew uWu by x3 contemn'd x3 wevowt, +And ^w^ heaw OwO the inveterate cankew >_> of ^-^ onye x3 wound +By :33 making ^.^ many. :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw +:33 That I >w< must dwaw :3 this >w< metaw ^-^ fwom my >_> side +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_< widow-makew! :33 O, ÚwÚ and there +:3 Whewe honyouwabwe rescue ÚwÚ and :3 defence +^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon OwO the name >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! +But such :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the UwU time +That, uWu fow OwO the OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ physic >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< wight, +We cannyot ^-^ deaw uWu but with OwO the vewy hand +x3 Of >w< stewn ^w^ injustice ÚwÚ and :33 confused ^.^ wwong. +And :3 is't ^.^ nyot pity, :3 O my gwieved x3 fwiends! +:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, +Were :3 bown ^-^ to UwU see OwO so >_> sad OwO an hour as ^.^ this; +OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD step aftew :3 a OwO stwangew-mawch +:3 Upon xDD hew gentwe ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and fiww OwO up +Her enyemies' >_< wanks-I >w< must withdraw ÚwÚ and weep +:3 Upon OwO the xDD spot >_> of :3 this ^-^ enfowced ;;w;; cause- +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ gentwy >_> of :3 a ^.^ wand :3 wemote +And follow OwO unyacquainted colours hewe? +>_> What, hewe? :3 O ^.^ nyation, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst >_< wemuv! +:33 That Nyeptunye's uWu awms, ^-^ who UwU cwippeth ÚwÚ thee >w< about, +Wouwd bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the knowledge >_> of thyself +And >_< gwappwe ÚwÚ thee x3 unto :3 a OwO pagan shore, +:3 Whewe ^.^ these two ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 awmies UwU might ^.^ combinye +The UwU bwood >_> of ;;w;; mawice in :3 a :3 vein >_> of uWu weague, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu spend ^.^ it OwO so xDD unnyeighbouwwy! +>_< WEWIS. OwO A x3 nyobwe uWu tempew OwO dost :3 thou show in ^.^ this; +And gweat ÚwÚ affections wrestling in >w< thy uWu bosom +^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO an ^w^ eawthquake >_> of nyobiwity. +:33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe combat x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought +>w< Between :3 compuwsion ÚwÚ and :3 a bwave ^.^ wespect! +>_> Wet me wipe x3 off :3 this honyouwabwe OwO dew +:33 That :3 siwvewwy doth ^-^ pwogwess uWu on >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. +UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath uWu mewted at :3 a lady's >_< teaws, +>_> Being OwO an ordinary inundation; +But :3 this uWu effusion >_> of such >_< manwy drops, +:3 This xDD show'w, xDD bwown OwO up uWu by ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the >_> souw, +Startles >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and makes me ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd +>w< Than xDD had I uWu seen OwO the vaulty :3 top >_> of >w< heaven +Figur'd ^-^ quite o'ew with burning meteows. +Wift OwO up >w< thy brow, renowned >w< Sawisbuwy, +And with :3 a gweat OwO heawt heave away :3 this storm; +ÚwÚ Commend ^.^ these UwU watews ^-^ to x3 those baby eyes +:33 That never ^-^ saw OwO the giant x3 wowwd enrag'd, +Nyow met with >_> fowtunye uWu othew than at feasts, +>w< Fuww >_> of warm blood, >_> of mirth, >_> of UwU gossiping. +^w^ Come, x3 come; uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO thwust >w< thy hand as ^-^ deep +x3 Into OwO the >_> puwse >_> of rich ^w^ pwospewity +UwU As Wewis :3 himsewf. UwU So, nobles, uWu shaww you aww, +:33 That xDD knyit >_> youw sinyews ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of x3 minye. + +x3 Entew PANDULPH + +And x3 even there, >_> methinks, OwO an :3 angew spake: +Wook xDD whewe OwO the holy wegate comes :3 apace, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom OwO the hand >_> of >w< heaven +And uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 actions xDD set OwO the name >_> of ^.^ wight +x3 With holy ^.^ bweath. +^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, x3 nyobwe pwince >_> of ^.^ Fwance! +The next :3 is :33 this: UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath reconcil'd +Himsewf ^-^ to Rome; his spirit :3 is come ÚwÚ in, +:33 That OwO so ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against OwO the holy Church, +The gweat ÚwÚ metwopowis ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> of Rome. +OwO Thewefowe >w< thy x3 thweat'nying colours :3 nyow ^.^ wind OwO up +And ^w^ tame OwO the savage spirit >_> of wiwd war, +That, >_< wike :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ fostewed OwO up at ;;w;; hand, +^w^ It ^-^ may lie gently at OwO the foot >_> of xDD peace +And >w< be nyo further harmful than in show. +>_< WEWIS. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww pawdon uWu me, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 back: +I x3 am xDD too ^.^ high-bown ^-^ to >w< be propertied, +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a secondawy at ^w^ contwow, +Ow >_< usefuw >_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and ^.^ instwument +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 suvweign OwO state ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. +Your >_> bweath ^.^ fiwst UwU kindwed OwO the UwU dead OwO coaw >_> of wars +>w< Between :3 this ^-^ chastis'd :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +And ^w^ bwought in matter UwU that shouwd :33 feed :3 this uWu fiwe; +And :3 nyow 'tis :3 faw xDD too huge ^-^ to >w< be xDD bwown >_< out +x3 With UwU that >_> same uWu weak ^.^ wind ;;w;; which >w< enkindwed it. +You ^w^ taught me how ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >_< wight, +OwO Acquainted me with ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to :3 this wand, +xDD Yea, OwO thwust :3 this enterprise OwO into my >_> heawt; +And come ye :3 nyow ^-^ to tell me uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made +His xDD peace with Rome? What :3 is UwU that xDD peace ^-^ to x3 me? +OwO I, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mawwiage-bed, +:33 Aftew x3 young Awthuw, OwO cwaim :3 this ^.^ wand uWu fow mine; +And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 hawf-conquew'd, >w< must I xDD back +xDD Because UwU that uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD peace with Rome? +OwO Am I :33 Wome's >_> swave? What OwO penny ;;w;; hath >_> Wome bownye, +What x3 men provided, what :3 munyition >_< sent, +ÚwÚ To underprop :3 this ^.^ action? ^-^ Is 't ^.^ nyot I +:33 That undewgo :3 this :33 chawge? OwO Who ewse uWu but OwO I, +And such as ^-^ to my OwO cwaim awe wiabwe, +uWu Sweat in :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and maintain :3 this ÚwÚ waw? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ these ^w^ iswandews ^.^ shout >_< out +>w< 'Vive ^-^ we OwO woi!' as I ^.^ have x3 bank'd theiw :3 towns? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot here OwO the :33 best ^-^ cawds uWu fow OwO the uWu game +ÚwÚ To uWu wiww :3 this :33 easy UwU match, >_> pway'd uWu fow :3 a crown? +And uWu shaww I :3 nyow ^w^ give o'ew OwO the >w< yiewded uWu set? +No, no, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said. +^-^ PANDUWPH. You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of :3 this OwO wowk. +>_< WEWIS. Outside ^w^ ow xDD inside, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn +;;w;; Tiww my ^-^ attempt OwO so >w< much >w< be x3 gwowified +UwU As ^-^ to my uWu ampwe >w< hope ÚwÚ was promised +Before I >_< dwew :3 this x3 gawwant head >_> of war, +And ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ these :33 fiewy uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wowwd +ÚwÚ To outlook :33 conquest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wiww UwU wenyown +>_< Even in OwO the x3 jaws >_> of danger ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 death. +;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] +What >w< wusty twumpet ;;w;; thus doth summon >_> us? + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD, attended + +BASTAWD. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the fair xDD pway >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +>_> Wet me ^.^ have audience: I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to speak. +UwU My holy lord >_> of :33 Miwan, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King +I xDD come, ^-^ to learn how you ^.^ have dealt uWu fow him; +And, as you ^-^ answew, I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the >_> scope +And ;;w;; wawwant limited x3 unto my OwO tongue. +^-^ PANDUWPH. The x3 Dauphin :3 is xDD too :33 wiwfuw-opposite, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot temporize with my ^.^ entweaties; +ÚwÚ He flatly :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot uWu way ;;w;; down his arms. +BASTAWD. By >w< aww OwO the UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew :3 fuwy OwO bweath'd, +The xDD youth :33 says :33 weww. Nyow hear ^-^ ouw Engwish x3 King; +>_< Fow ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ woyawty doth speak in >_> me. +ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and reason xDD too ^.^ he shouwd. +:3 This UwU apish ÚwÚ and >_> unmannyewwy :33 appwoach, +:3 This >_> hawnyess'd OwO masque ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unyadvised revel +:3 This uWu unhaiw'd sauciness ÚwÚ and boyish troops, +The UwU King doth >_> smiwe at; ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd +ÚwÚ To x3 whip :3 this dwawfish war, ^.^ these :33 pigmy uWu awms, +From >_< out OwO the ciwcwe >_> of his tewwitowies. +:33 That hand ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU stwength, x3 even at >_> youw ^w^ doow. +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cudgew you ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you UwU take OwO the OwO hatch, +ÚwÚ To xDD dive >_< wike >_> buckets in :3 conceawed wells, +ÚwÚ To >_< cwouch in uWu wittew >_> of >_> youw :3 stabwe xDD pwanks, +ÚwÚ To lie >_< wike pawns wock'd OwO up in uWu chests ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twunks, +ÚwÚ To >_> hug with ;;w;; swinye, ^-^ to >w< seek ^w^ sweet >_> safety >_< out +UwU In ÚwÚ vauwts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwisons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to thrill ÚwÚ and >_< shake +>_< Even at OwO the cwying >_> of >_> youw nyation's OwO cwow, +^.^ Thinking :3 this >w< voice OwO an UwU awmed Englishman- +:33 Shaww UwU that victorious hand >w< be feebwed here +:33 That in >_> youw ;;w;; chambews >_> gave you x3 chastisement? +>_< Nyo. xDD Knyow OwO the x3 gawwant ÚwÚ monyawch :3 is in ÚwÚ awms +And >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe o'ew his aery >w< tow'ws +ÚwÚ To >_> souse annoyance UwU that comes ;;w;; nyeaw his ÚwÚ nyest. +And you degenerate, you x3 ingwate revolts, +You bwoody OwO Nyewoes, ripping OwO up OwO the >_> womb +x3 Of >_> youw dear mothew >_> Engwand, x3 bwush uWu fow >_< shame; +>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and UwU pawe-visag'd >w< maids, +;;w;; Wike >w< Amazons, come >w< twipping aftew >_> dwums, +Their ;;w;; thimbwes OwO into UwU awmed gauntlets change, +Their nyeedwes ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and theiw gentwe hearts +ÚwÚ To fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody >_< incwinyation. +>_< WEWIS. Thewe ^-^ end >w< thy brave, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< thy ;;w;; face in ^w^ peace; +We gwant :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 outscowd ÚwÚ us. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +We howd ^-^ ouw UwU time xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be spent +x3 With such :3 a OwO bwabbwew. +^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< Give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak. +BASTAWD. No, I uWu wiww speak. +>_< WEWIS. We uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^-^ to nyeithew. +Stwike OwO up OwO the drums; ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 tongue >_> of war, +>w< Pwead uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw being here. +BASTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, >_> youw >_> dwums, being ;;w;; beaten, uWu wiww x3 cwy ^-^ out; +And OwO so uWu shaww you, being OwO beaten. Do uWu but start +And ^w^ echo with OwO the clamour >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, +And x3 even at hand :3 a uWu dwum :3 is ready bwac'd +:33 That uWu shaww wevewbewate >w< aww as loud as UwU thinye: +Sound uWu but another, ÚwÚ and another ^-^ shaww, +UwU As loud as thinye, wattwe OwO the wewkin's ear +And xDD mock OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< thundew; uWu fow at :3 hand- +:3 Nyot x3 twusting ^-^ to :3 this >_> hawting wegate ;;w;; hewe, +x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 us'd wathew uWu fow uWu spowt than need- +^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike x3 John; ÚwÚ and in his fowehead OwO sits +OwO A bawe-wibb'd >_< death, uWu whose >w< office :3 is :3 this :3 day +ÚwÚ To feast x3 upon xDD whowe ^-^ thousands >_> of OwO the OwO Fwench. +>_< WEWIS. Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^-^ to find :3 this danger >_< out. +BASTAWD. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find it, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> doubt. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Engwand. The field >_> of ^-^ battwe + +Awawums. x3 Entew KING >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT + +KING :3 JOHN. OwO How :33 goes OwO the :3 day with >_> us? :33 O, tell uWu me, Hubert. +^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Badwy, I fear. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? +KING :3 JOHN. :3 This fever UwU that ;;w;; hath twoubwed me OwO so wong +:33 Wies :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. :33 O, my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ sick! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant kinsman, :3 Fauwconbwidge, +;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the field +And ^-^ send him >_> wowd uWu by me ;;w;; which uWu way you ^.^ go. +KING :3 JOHN. >_> Teww ^w^ him, towawd OwO Swinstead, ^-^ to OwO the abbey ^.^ thewe. +MESSENGEW. Be >_> of good OwO comfowt; uWu fow OwO the gweat :3 suppwy +:33 That ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected uWu by OwO the x3 Dauphin here +uWu Awe wreck'd three nyights >_< ago uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands; +:3 This UwU nyews ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Richard uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. +The xDD Fwench fight ;;w;; cowdwy, ÚwÚ and retire :3 themsewves. +KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 this >_> tywant fever burns me OwO up +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ wewcome :3 this good news. +ÚwÚ Set uWu on towawd OwO Swinstead; ^-^ to my uWu wittew ;;w;; stwaight; +>w< Weaknyess possesseth uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am UwU faint. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Engwand. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the OwO battwefiewd + +x3 Entew >w< SAWISBUWY, PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT + +SAWISBUWY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King OwO so xDD stow'd with >_< fwiends. +PEMBWOKE. :33 Up UwU once ÚwÚ again; >w< put spirit in OwO the French; +>w< If uWu they miscarry, ^-^ we miscawwy ^w^ too. +SAWISBUWY. :33 That xDD misbegotten x3 deviw, :3 Fauwconbwidge, +UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> spite, :3 awonye x3 uphowds OwO the day. +PEMBWOKE. ^.^ They uWu say UwU King :33 John, >_> sowe >_< sick, ;;w;; hath weft OwO the fiewd. + +x3 Entew MELUN, >_< wounded + +MELUN. Lead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< wevowts >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. +SAWISBUWY. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 happy ^-^ we xDD had uWu othew UwU nyames. +PEMBWOKE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count >_< Mewun. +SAWISBUWY. :33 Wounded ^-^ to :33 death. +MELUN. >w< Fwy, x3 nyobwe Engwish, you awe bought ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; +Unthread OwO the wude eye >_> of webewwion, +And ^-^ wewcome UwU home UwU again ÚwÚ discawded ;;w;; faith. +>_< Seek >_< out UwU King :33 John, ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww before his ;;w;; feet; +>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the xDD Fwench >w< be uWu wowds >_> of :3 this loud day, +ÚwÚ He :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ wecompense OwO the x3 pains you UwU take +By UwU cutting x3 off >_> youw xDD heads. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_> swown, +And I with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe with uWu me, +:3 Upon OwO the >w< awtaw at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; +>_< Even uWu on UwU that >w< awtaw xDD whewe ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ to you +UwU Deaw ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting wuv. +SAWISBUWY. May :3 this >w< be ;;w;; possibwe? May :3 this >w< be :3 twue? +MELUN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot hideous death within my OwO view, +Wetainying uWu but :3 a xDD quantity >_> of xDD wife, +^w^ Which >_> bweeds away x3 even as :3 a fowm >_> of wax +xDD Wesowveth ^-^ fwom his figuwe >w< 'gainst OwO the xDD fiwe? +What in OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ make me :3 nyow UwU deceive, +x3 Since I >w< must wose OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >w< aww deceit? +UwU Why shouwd I then >w< be fawse, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue +:33 That I >w< must die ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and live x3 hence uWu by truth? +I uWu say uWu again, ^-^ if Wewis ^-^ do uWu wiww OwO the day, +ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> fowswown ^-^ if e'ew x3 those eyes >_> of x3 youws +ÚwÚ Behowd another :3 day >_< bweak in OwO the >_> east; +But x3 even :3 this night, uWu whose bwack xDD contagious >_> bweath +^w^ Awweady >_< smokes about OwO the burning :3 cwest +x3 Of OwO the >_> owd, feeble, ÚwÚ and ^-^ day-weawied >_> sun, +>_< Even :3 this i-iww night, >_> youw breathing uWu shaww UwU expiwe, +^-^ Paying OwO the fine >_> of x3 wated ^.^ tweachewy +>_< Even with :3 a treacherous fine >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >w< wives. +>w< If Wewis uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^.^ win OwO the day. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Hubert, with >_> youw x3 King; +The love >_> of xDD him-and :3 this >_< wespect ÚwÚ besides, +>_< Fow UwU that my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ was OwO an Englishman- +:3 Awakes my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to x3 confess >w< aww ÚwÚ this. +UwU In ^.^ wieu whereof, I pray you, bear me x3 hence +From :3 fowth OwO the ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ and wumouw >_> of OwO the field, +:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ÚwÚ think OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of my >_> thoughts +UwU In :3 peace, ÚwÚ and part :3 this ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw +x3 With xDD contempwation ÚwÚ and >w< devout desiwes. +SAWISBUWY. We ^-^ do believe thee; ÚwÚ and OwO beshwew my ^w^ souw +But I ^-^ do love OwO the :3 favouw ÚwÚ and OwO the fowm +x3 Of :3 this UwU most fair uWu occasion, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which +We uWu wiww ;;w;; untwead OwO the ^-^ steps >_> of damned ÚwÚ fwight, +And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bated ÚwÚ and wetiwed ^.^ fwood, +OwO Weaving ^-^ ouw >_< wanknyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ iwweguwaw ^.^ couwse, +>_> Stoop low within x3 those ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 o'ewwook'd, +And cawmwy run uWu on in :33 obedience +>_< Even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 ocean, ^-^ to gweat UwU King John. +UwU My arm uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; +>_< Fow I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the x3 cwuew >w< pangs >_> of death +Wight in UwU thinye >w< eye. Away, my x3 fwiends! Nyew ÚwÚ fwight, +And x3 happy nyewnyess, UwU that xDD intends ^.^ owd >_> wight. +^.^ Exeunt, leading x3 off MELUN + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +Engwand. The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew UwU WEWIS ÚwÚ and his x3 twain + +>_< WEWIS. The >_< sun >_> of UwU heaven, :33 methought, ÚwÚ was loath ^-^ to set, +But :33 stay'd ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the :3 westewn welkin >w< bwush, +When Engwish measuwe ;;w;; backwawd theiw >_> own gwound +UwU In ^.^ faint >w< wetiwe. :33 O, bravely came ^-^ we OwO off, +When with :3 a volley >_> of ^-^ ouw needless shot, +:33 Aftew such bwoody toil, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; +And x3 wound ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing colours x3 cweawwy uWu up, +^w^ Wast in OwO the field ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ it! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. :3 Whewe :3 is my ^w^ pwince, OwO the :33 Dauphin? +>_< WEWIS. Here; what x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. The UwU Count ^w^ Mewun :3 is slain; OwO the Engwish uWu wowds +By his >_< pewsuasion awe UwU again OwO faww'n OwO off, +And >_> youw :33 suppwy, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO so long, +uWu Awe UwU cast away ÚwÚ and ^w^ sunk uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands. +>_< WEWIS. xDD Ah, ;;w;; fouw >_< shwewd >w< nyews! UwU Beshwew >w< thy vewy >_< heawt! +I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to >w< be OwO so >_> sad ^.^ to-nyight +UwU As :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> me. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ said +UwU King uWu John >_> did UwU fwy OwO an hour ^w^ ow two before +The UwU stumbwing night >_> did part ^-^ ouw x3 weawy :3 pow'ws? +MESSENGEW. x3 Whoevew xDD spoke it, ^.^ it :3 is true, my :33 wowd. +>_< WEWIS. ^-^ keep good ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and good cawe to-night; +The :3 day uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO up OwO so >_> soon as I +ÚwÚ To twy OwO the fair adventuwe >_> of >w< to-mowwow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. + +An open place wear >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< HUBEWT, :3 sevewawwy + +^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Who's thewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! speak ÚwÚ quickwy, ^w^ ow I shoot. +BASTAWD. OwO A >w< fwiend. What art thou? +^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Of OwO the part >_> of Engwand. +BASTAWD. Whither OwO dost :3 thou go? +^w^ HUBEWT. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? UwU Why ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot >_> demand +x3 Of UwU thinye affairs as ;;w;; weww as :3 thou >_> of ÚwÚ minye? +BASTAWD. Hubert, I uWu think. +^w^ HUBEWT. Thou x3 hast :3 a pewfect OwO thought. +I uWu wiww x3 upon >w< aww hazawds ;;w;; weww believe +Thou art my fwiend UwU that uWu knyow'st my :33 tongue OwO so :33 weww. +OwO Who art thou? +BASTAWD. OwO Who :3 thou wilt. And ^-^ if :3 thou please, +Thou uWu mayst UwU befwiend me OwO so >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ think +I come ^-^ onye uWu way >_> of OwO the Plantagenets. +^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Unkind remembrance! :3 thou ÚwÚ and eyeless night +>_< Have x3 donye me >w< shame. xDD Bwave ^-^ sowdiew, pawdon me +:33 That ^-^ any accent breaking ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 tongue +;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ scape OwO the OwO twue >_> acquaintance >_> of >_< minye OwO eaw. +BASTAWD. ^w^ Come, x3 come; sans compliment, what UwU nyews OwO abwoad? +^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, here ÚwÚ wawk I in OwO the bwack uWu bwow >_> of night +ÚwÚ To find you >_< out. +BASTAWD. Brief, then; ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? +^w^ HUBEWT. :33 O, my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, UwU nyews >w< fitting ^-^ to OwO the night, +>_< Bwack, feawfuw, comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and uWu howwibwe. +BASTAWD. Show me OwO the vewy x3 wound >_> of :3 this i-iww news; +I x3 am nyo woman, I'll ^.^ nyot :33 swoon at it. +^w^ HUBEWT. The ;;w;; King, I feaw, :3 is uWu poison'd uWu by :3 a monk; +I weft him ^w^ awmost ^.^ speechwess ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke >_< out +ÚwÚ To :3 acquaint you with :3 this :33 eviw, UwU that you UwU might +The better arm you ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ sudden UwU time +>w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had at :3 weisuwe OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ this. +BASTAWD. OwO How >_> did ^.^ he UwU take xDD it; ^-^ who >_> did ÚwÚ taste ^-^ to OwO him? +^w^ HUBEWT. OwO A ^-^ monk, I tell OwO you; :3 a wesowved viwwain, +uWu Whose uWu bowews :33 suddenwy ^-^ buwst >_< out. The UwU King +>_> Yet ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and peradventure ^-^ may >w< wecuvw. +BASTAWD. OwO Who didst :3 thou xDD weave ^-^ to tend his Majesty? +^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, xDD knyow you not? The uWu wowds awe >w< aww come ^w^ back, +And ^w^ bwought Prince ^-^ Henwy in theiw xDD company; +^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< pawdon'd ;;w;; them, +And uWu they awe >w< aww about his Majesty. +BASTAWD. xDD Withhowd UwU thinye uWu indignyation, :3 mighty UwU heaven, +And >_> tempt OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear :33 abuv ^-^ ouw ^.^ powew! +I'll tell ^.^ thee, Hubert, half my power :3 this night, +>_> Passing ^.^ these fwats, awe :3 taken uWu by OwO the tide- +^.^ These ÚwÚ Wincown ^-^ Washes ^.^ have devoured them; +OwO Mysewf, x3 weww-mounted, hardly ^.^ have >_< escap'd. +Away, :3 befowe! OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; +I x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow ewe I come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 7. + +The owchawd at >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey + +x3 Entew PRINCE HENWY, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT + +PRINCE HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; OwO the life >_> of >w< aww his UwU bwood +^-^ Is ^w^ touch'd cowwuptibwy, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwain. +^w^ Which >w< some suppose OwO the >_< souw's ;;w;; fwaiw dwelling-house, +^-^ Doth uWu by OwO the :33 idwe xDD comments UwU that ^.^ it makes +^w^ Foweteww OwO the OwO ending >_> of mortality. + +x3 Entew PEMBROKE + +PEMBWOKE. His Highness ÚwÚ yet doth ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and howds bewief +That, being ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the open :3 aiw, +^w^ It would allay OwO the burning ;;w;; quawity +x3 Of UwU that feww :3 poison ;;w;; which assaileth >_> him. +PRINCE HENRY. >_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd here. +^-^ Doth ^.^ he still rage? Exit x3 BIGOT +PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ mowe uWu patient +>w< Than when you weft him; x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu sung. +PRINCE HENRY. :3 O vanyity >_> of sickness! :3 Fiewce ;;w;; extwemes +UwU In theiw UwU continyuance uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew :3 themsewves. +Death, having prey'd x3 upon OwO the >_> outwawd :33 pawts, +^w^ Weaves them >_< invisibwe, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ siege :3 is :3 nyow +uWu Against OwO the UwU mind, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he UwU pwicks ÚwÚ and wounds +x3 With many legions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange xDD fantasies, +>w< Which, in theiw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and press ^-^ to UwU that last >_< howd, +uWu Confound :3 themsewves. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that death shouwd uWu sing. +I x3 am OwO the ^.^ cygnyet ^-^ to :3 this OwO pawe ^.^ faint >w< swan +OwO Who UwU chants :3 a doleful >_> hymn ^-^ to his >_> own >_< death, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; owgan-pipe >_> of >_< fwaiwty ;;w;; sings +His ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ west. +SAWISBUWY. Be >_> of good UwU comfowt, Prince; uWu fow you awe :3 bown +ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ indigest +^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft OwO so shapewess ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU wude. + +;;w;; We-entew x3 BIGOT ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ^-^ who bwing in +KING >w< JOHN in :3 a chair + +KING :3 JOHN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow my ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath :3 ewbow-woom; +^w^ It would ^.^ nyot >_< out at uWu windows :3 nyow at doows. +Thewe :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a uWu summew in my uWu bosom +:33 That >w< aww my uWu bowews cwumbwe OwO up ^-^ to OwO dust. +I x3 am :3 a scwibbwed fowm :33 dwawn with :3 a ;;w;; pen +:3 Upon :3 a parchment, ÚwÚ and x3 against :3 this x3 fiwe +Do I xDD shwink :33 up. +PRINCE HENRY. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? +KING :3 JOHN. Poison'd-iww-fawe! uWu Dead, ^.^ fowsook, UwU cast off; +And UwU nyonye >_> of you uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the winter come +ÚwÚ To OwO thwust his icy fingers in my ^.^ maw, +Nyow let my xDD kingdom's wivews UwU take theiw ^-^ couwse +^.^ Thwough my ÚwÚ buwn'd ^.^ bosom, :3 nyow entweat OwO the >_< nyowth +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his >_< bweak x3 winds ÚwÚ kiss my ;;w;; pawched lips +And comfort me with cold. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask you :33 much; +I UwU beg x3 cowd OwO comfowt; ÚwÚ and you awe OwO so OwO stwait +And OwO so >_< ingwatefuw you deny me ;;w;; that. +PRINCE HENRY. :3 O UwU that there ;;w;; wewe >w< some :3 viwtue in my >_< teaws, +:33 That UwU might relieve xDD you! +KING :3 JOHN. The salt in them :3 is UwU hot. +xDD Within me :3 is :3 a x3 heww; ÚwÚ and there OwO the :3 poison +^-^ Is as :3 a x3 fiend :3 confin'd ^-^ to :33 tywannyize +uWu On unreprievable xDD condemnyed bwood. + +x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD + +BASTAWD. :33 O, I x3 am uWu scawded with my viowent motion +And uWu spween >_> of ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< Majesty! +KING :3 JOHN. :3 O uWu cousin, :3 thou art come ^-^ to xDD set >_< minye xDD eye! +The tackwe >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ buwnt, +And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ shwouds >w< whewewith my life shouwd sail +uWu Awe ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to ^-^ onye thwead, ^-^ onye wittwe hair; +UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye UwU poow string ^-^ to stay ^.^ it >_> by, +^w^ Which howds uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy UwU nyews >w< be ÚwÚ uttewed; +And then >w< aww :3 this :3 thou >w< seest :3 is uWu but :3 a cwod +And >_> moduwe >_> of :33 confounded royalty. +BASTAWD. The x3 Dauphin :3 is preparing hitherward, +:3 Whewe :3 God ÚwÚ He knows how ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew him; +>_< Fow in :3 a night OwO the :33 best part >_> of my :33 pow'w, +UwU As I x3 upon ^w^ advantage >_> did OwO wemuv, +Were in OwO the ^-^ Washes >w< aww unwawiwy +Devoured uWu by OwO the :3 unyexpected >w< fwood. UwU [The KING dies] +SAWISBUWY. You bweathe ^.^ these UwU dead UwU nyews in as UwU dead OwO an OwO eaw. +UwU My UwU wiege! my wowd! But :3 nyow :3 a x3 king-nyow OwO thus. +PRINCE HENRY. >_< Even OwO so >w< must I run OwO on, ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so ÚwÚ stop. +What ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, what hope, what ÚwÚ stay, +When :3 this ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is >_< cway? +BASTAWD. Awt :3 thou gonye so? I ^-^ do uWu but stay >_> behind +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the >w< office uWu fow ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, +And then my ^w^ souw uWu shaww OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, +UwU As ^.^ it uWu on :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ^.^ stiww. +Nyow, nyow, you x3 staws UwU that move in >_> youw ^.^ wight >_< sphewes, +:3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw :3 pow'ws? Show :3 nyow >_> youw >_> mended ^-^ faiths, +And OwO instantwy xDD wetuwn with me UwU again +ÚwÚ To push destwuction ÚwÚ and x3 pewpetuaw ÚwÚ shame +Out >_> of OwO the uWu weak xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fainting land. +:33 Stwaight let OwO us seek, ^w^ ow straight ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ sought; +The x3 Dauphin ^w^ wages at ^-^ ouw vewy heels. +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It uWu seems you xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO so >w< much as >_< we: +The Cawdinyaw Panduwph :3 is within at rest, +OwO Who half OwO an hour >_< since came ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, +And brings ^-^ fwom him such ;;w;; offews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace +UwU As ^-^ we with uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< wespect ^-^ may UwU take, +x3 With OwO puwpose ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to xDD weave :3 this waw. +BASTAWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww OwO the wathew ^-^ do ^.^ it when ^.^ he >_> sees +Ouwsewves ;;w;; weww ^.^ sinyewed ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD defence. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis in :3 a manner x3 donye ;;w;; awweady; +>_< Fow many carriages ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dispatch'd +ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD sea-side, ÚwÚ and >w< put his cause ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; +x3 With xDD whom OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 wowds, +>w< If you ÚwÚ think :33 meet, :3 this afternoon uWu wiww OwO post +ÚwÚ To consummate :3 this ^-^ businyess happily. +BASTAWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. And you, my x3 nyobwe Pwince, +x3 With uWu othew princes UwU that ^-^ may :33 best >w< be spaw'd, +:33 Shaww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. +PRINCE HENRY. ^.^ At ^w^ Wowcestew >w< must his ÚwÚ body >w< be interr'd; +>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he wiww'd it. +BASTAWD. Thithew uWu shaww it, then; +And UwU happiwy ^-^ may >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >w< put uWu on +The lineal OwO state ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the wand! +ÚwÚ To whom, with >w< aww UwU submission, uWu on my knee +I ^-^ do UwU bequeath my xDD faithfuw services +And OwO twue subjection :33 evewwastingwy. +SAWISBUWY. And OwO the >_< wike >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw love ^-^ we >_> make, +ÚwÚ To west ^-^ without :3 a xDD spot uWu fow evermore. +PRINCE HENRY. I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind ^w^ souw UwU that would ^w^ give you UwU thanks, +And knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but with uWu teaws. +BASTAWD. :33 O, let OwO us pay OwO the UwU time uWu but :3 nyeedfuw x3 woe, +x3 Since ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been beforehand with ^-^ ouw griefs. +:3 This ^.^ Engwand never :33 did, :3 nyow never ^-^ shaww, +Wie at OwO the >_> pwoud foot >_> of :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, +But when ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst >_> did ^w^ hewp ^-^ to x3 wound itself. +Nyow ^.^ these xDD hew princes awe come UwU home uWu again, +Come OwO the three ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd in uWu awms, +And ^-^ we uWu shaww shock ^.^ them. x3 Nyought uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us rue, +>w< If ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to itsewf ^-^ do west uWu but true. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + + +>_< 1599 + + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF ^.^ JUWIUS CAESAR + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +^.^ JUWIUS uWu CAESAW, Woman ;;w;; statesman ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw +OCTAVIUS, Twiumviw aftew Caesar's >_< death, >w< watew ÚwÚ Augustus Caesaw, +^.^ fiwst empewow >_> of >_> Wome +MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and fwiend >_> of Caesaw, :3 a Twiumviw aftew his death +WEPIDUS, third membew >_> of OwO the Triumvirate +>w< MAWCUS x3 BWUTUS, :3 weadew >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy x3 against Caesar +ÚwÚ CASSIUS, instigator >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy +CASCA, conspiwatow x3 against Caesar +^.^ TWEBONyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ CAIUS ^.^ WIGAWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^-^ DECIUS x3 BWUTUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ METEWWUS OwO CIMBEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +CINNA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +uWu CAWPUWNyIA, UwU wife >_> of Caesar +;;w;; POWTIA, UwU wife >_> of Bwutus +CICERO, ^w^ senyatow +>w< POPIWIUS, ^w^ " +POPILIUS >_> WENyA, ^w^ " +ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, tribune +MARULLUS, tribune +CATO, >_< suppowtow >_> of Bwutus +OwO WUCIWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +x3 TITINyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +MESSALA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ VOWUMNyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +AWTEMIDOWUS, :3 a teacher >_> of ^w^ whetowic +CINNA, :3 a :3 poet +VAWWO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Bwutus +CWITUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +>_< CWAUDIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:33 STWATO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:33 DAWDANyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +PINDAWUS, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Cassius +The ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar +OwO A UwU Soothsayew +OwO A Poet +x3 Senyatows, ^.^ Citizens, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Commoners, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: Wome, OwO the ;;w;; conspiwatows' ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Sawdis, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD pwains >_> of Philippi. + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. OwO A street. + +x3 Entew Fwavius, UwU Mawuwwus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain :3 Commonyews. + +x3 FWAVIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, home, you :33 idwe ^.^ cweatuwes, >_< get you UwU home. +^-^ Is :3 this :3 a howiday? >_> What, xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Being mechanical, you ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk +:3 Upon :3 a laboring :3 day ^-^ without OwO the >w< sign +x3 Of >_> youw profession? xDD Speak, what trade art thou? +OwO FIWST ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 cawpentew. +x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy weathew apron ÚwÚ and >w< thy rule? +What OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy :33 best apparel :3 on? +:3 You, ;;w;; siw, what trade awe you? +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a fine UwU wowkman, I x3 am +;;w;; but, as you would ÚwÚ say, :3 a >_> cobbwew. +x3 MAWUWWUS. But what trade art thou? Answer me ^-^ diwectwy. +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. OwO A UwU twade, ;;w;; siw, UwU that, I hope, I ^-^ may ;;w;; use with :3 a xDD safe +^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a mender >_> of OwO bad soles. +x3 MAWUWWUS. What UwU twade, :3 thou >w< knyave? Thou ^-^ nyaughty >_< knyave, what :3 twade? +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< out with me; >_> yet, +^-^ if you >w< be out, ;;w;; siw, I can OwO mend you. +x3 MAWUWWUS. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by ÚwÚ that? Mend uWu me, :3 thou ;;w;; saucy ^.^ fewwow! +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, cobble you. +x3 FWAVIUS. Thou art :3 a ;;w;; cobbwew, art thou? +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, >_> Siw, >w< aww UwU that I live uWu by :3 is with OwO the awl; I +meddle with nyo tradesman's :33 mattews, :3 nyow women's :33 mattews, uWu but with +^w^ aww. I x3 am :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO suwgeon ^-^ to ^.^ owd xDD shoes; when uWu they awe in +gweat danger, I >_< wecuvw ^.^ them. UwU As pwopew x3 men as >w< evew >w< twod x3 upon +^.^ nyeat's weathew ^.^ have gonye x3 upon my handiwowk. +x3 FWAVIUS. But xDD whewefowe art ^.^ nyot in >w< thy ÚwÚ shop uWu today? +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^.^ these x3 men about OwO the stweets? +x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wear >_< out theiw ÚwÚ shoes ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ mysewf +OwO into ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. But :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ^-^ make x3 howiday ^-^ to UwU see Caesar +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wejoice in his twiumph. +x3 MAWUWWUS. >w< Whewefowe rejoice? What :3 conquest brings ^.^ he :3 home? +What >_< twibutawies follow him ^-^ to >_> Wome +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace in :33 captive ÚwÚ bonds his ^w^ chawiot wheels? +You >w< bwocks, you ^w^ stonyes, you >_< wowse than ÚwÚ sensewess ^w^ things! +:3 O you ^-^ hawd hearts, you x3 cwuew x3 men >_> of Wome, +x3 Knyew you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Pompey? >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft +>_< Have you xDD cwimb'd OwO up ^-^ to >_< wawws ÚwÚ and :33 battwements, +ÚwÚ To towers ÚwÚ and windows, ^-^ yea, ^-^ to chimney :3 tops, +Your OwO infants in >_> youw uWu awms, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ have xDD sat +The ^-^ wivewong :3 day with uWu patient x3 expectation +ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat ;;w;; Pompey xDD pass OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome. +And when you ^-^ saw his ^w^ chawiot uWu but appear, +>_< Have you ^.^ nyot :3 made OwO an unyivewsaw ^.^ shout +:33 That :3 Tibew trembled undewnyeath xDD hew ;;w;; banks +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^-^ wepwication >_> of >_> youw x3 sounds +^w^ Made in xDD hew x3 concave ^.^ showes? +And ^-^ do you :3 nyow >w< put uWu on >_> youw :33 best uWu attiwe? +And ^-^ do you :3 nyow cull >_< out :3 a howiday? +And ^-^ do you :3 nyow UwU stwew >_> fwowews in his uWu way +:33 That comes in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw Pompey's blood? +Be uWu gonye! +Wun ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ houses, ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw knees, +;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to intewmit OwO the pwague +:33 That ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ wight uWu on :3 this ingwatitude. +x3 FWAVIUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, good countrymen, :3 and, uWu fow :3 this UwU fauwt, +^-^ Assembwe >w< aww OwO the UwU poow x3 men >_> of >_> youw sort, +Draw them ^-^ to :3 Tibew :33 banks, ÚwÚ and weep >_> youw ;;w;; teaws +x3 Into OwO the ;;w;; channyew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ stweam +Do ÚwÚ kiss OwO the UwU most exawted shores >_> of all. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww :3 Commonyews. +^w^ See whethew theiw ÚwÚ basest >w< metaw >w< be ^.^ nyot muvd; +^.^ They vanyish ^w^ tongue-tied in theiw >w< guiwtinyess. +uWu Go you ;;w;; down UwU that uWu way towards OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; +:3 This uWu way uWu wiww :3 I. Diswobe OwO the >_< images +>w< If you ^-^ do find them >_> deck'd with uWu cewemonyies. +x3 MAWUWWUS. May ^-^ we ^-^ do so? +You xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the feast >_> of Lupercal. +x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter; let nyo >_< images +Be :3 hung with Caesar's twophies. I'll about +And ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the UwU vuwgaw ^-^ fwom OwO the stweets; +^w^ So ^-^ do you UwU too, xDD whewe you pewceive them thick. +^.^ These ;;w;; gwowing ÚwÚ feathews UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom Caesar's x3 wing +uWu Wiww ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO an ordinary >_> pitch, +OwO Who ewse would soaw :33 abuv OwO the view >_> of x3 men +And ^-^ keep OwO us >w< aww in sewviwe fearfulness. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD Caesaw; ^.^ Antony, uWu fow OwO the couwse; ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, ^.^ Powtia, +>w< Decius, x3 Cicewo, Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 Casca; :3 a gweat cwowd fowwows, +UwU among them :3 a :33 Soothsayew. + +CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! +ÚwÚ CASCA. Peace, UwU ho! Caesar ;;w;; speaks. +:3 Music ^.^ ceases. +CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Here, my :33 wowd. +CAESAW. Stand you :33 diwectwy in ^.^ Antonyio's >_< way, +When ^.^ he doth run his >_> couwse. UwU Antonyio! +^-^ ANTONY. Caesaw, my UwU wowd? +CAESAW. ^.^ Fowget ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu speed, Antonyio, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD ewdews uWu say +The barren, >w< touched in :3 this holy x3 chase, +uWu Shake x3 off theiw ÚwÚ stewiwe curse. +^-^ ANTONY. I uWu shaww wemembew. +When Caesar :33 says ^w^ "Do this," ^.^ it :3 is pewfowm'd. +CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set OwO on, ÚwÚ and xDD weave nyo >_< cewemony >_< out. :33 Fwouwish. +SOOTHSAYER. Caesaw! +CAESAW. Ha! OwO Who calls? +ÚwÚ CASCA. UwU Bid every ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^.^ stiww. xDD Peace ÚwÚ yet ^-^ again! +CAESAW. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the press UwU that calls uWu on x3 me? +I hear :3 a tongue, shriller than >w< aww OwO the OwO music, +OwO Cwy ^.^ "Caesaw." xDD Speak, Caesar :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to heaw. +SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. +CAESAW. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? +BWUTUS. OwO A ;;w;; soothsayew you UwU bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. +CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set him before me let me UwU see his face. +UwU CASSIUS. Fewwow, come ^-^ fwom OwO the thwong; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon Caesar. +CAESAW. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to me ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak UwU once again. +SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. +CAESAW. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ dweamew; let OwO us xDD weave >_> him. ^-^ Pass. +Sennet. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ couwse? +BWUTUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. +UwU CASSIUS. I pray you, do. +BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ gamesome; I ^-^ do wack >w< some part +x3 Of UwU that uWu quick spirit UwU that :3 is in x3 Antony. +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot OwO hindew, Cassius, >_> youw desiwes; +I'll xDD weave you. +UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, I ^-^ do observe you :3 nyow >_> of >_< wate; +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes UwU that gentleness +And show >_> of love as I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have; +You bear xDD too :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and xDD too ÚwÚ stwange :3 a hand +Over >_> youw fwiend UwU that loves you. +BWUTUS. Cassius, +Be ^.^ nyot uWu deceived; ^-^ if I ^.^ have OwO veiw'd my look, +I xDD tuwn OwO the twoubwe >_> of my countenance +>_< Mewewy x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. >_< Vexed I x3 am +x3 Of ^.^ wate with ^.^ passions >_> of >w< some difference, +uWu Conceptions only pwopew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, +^w^ Which ^w^ give >w< some soiw UwU pewhaps ^-^ to my behaviows; +But let ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe my good fwiends >w< be ^w^ gwieved- +x3 Among ;;w;; which ^w^ nyumbew, Cassius, >w< be you :3 onye- +Nyow UwU constwue ^-^ any further my ^.^ nyegwect +>w< Than UwU that UwU poow Bwutus with ^-^ himsewf at OwO waw +Fowgets OwO the >w< shows >_> of love ^-^ to uWu othew ^-^ men. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, Bwutus, I ^.^ have >w< much mistook >_> youw :3 passion, +By :3 means ^w^ wheweof :3 this uWu bweast >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath buwied +>_> Thoughts >_> of gweat vawue, >w< wowthy ;;w;; cogitations. +>_> Teww uWu me, good Bwutus, can you UwU see >_> youw face? +BWUTUS. No, Cassius, uWu fow OwO the eye >_> sees ^.^ nyot itsewf +But uWu by >_> wefwection, uWu by >w< some uWu othew ;;w;; things. +UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU just, +And ^.^ it :3 is vewy >w< much ÚwÚ wamented, Bwutus, +:33 That you ^.^ have nyo such OwO miwwows as uWu wiww xDD tuwn +Your ;;w;; hidden worthiness OwO into >_> youw eye +:33 That you UwU might UwU see >_> youw shadow. I ^.^ have heard +:3 Whewe many >_> of OwO the :33 best >_< wespect in Wome, +Except immortal Caesaw, ;;w;; speaking >_> of Bwutus +And UwU gwoanying undewnyeath :3 this age's yoke, +>_< Have :33 wish'd UwU that x3 nyobwe Bwutus xDD had his OwO eyes. +BWUTUS. x3 Into what dangews would you ;;w;; wead uWu me, Cassius, +:33 That you would ^.^ have me >w< seek OwO into ^-^ mysewf +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot in x3 me? +UwU CASSIUS. :33 Thewefowe, good Bwutus, >w< be prepared ^-^ to OwO heaw, +And >_< since you xDD knyow you cannyot UwU see yourself +^w^ So ;;w;; weww as uWu by >_> wefwection, I >_> youw :3 gwass +uWu Wiww modestwy ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to yourself +:33 That >_> of yourself ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> of. +And >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous uWu on uWu me, gentwe OwO Bwutus; +Were I :3 a ^w^ common waughew, ^w^ ow >_> did ;;w;; use +ÚwÚ To ^-^ stawe with ordinary oaths my love +ÚwÚ To every OwO nyew ÚwÚ pwotestew, ^-^ if you xDD knyow +:33 That I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn uWu on x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hug them ^-^ hawd +And aftew OwO scandaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow ^-^ if you xDD knyow +:33 That I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf in ;;w;; banqueting +ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the wout, then howd me dangewous. +^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and shout. +BWUTUS. What :3 means :3 this ^.^ shouting? I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^w^ peopwe +;;w;; Choose Caesar uWu fow theiw xDD king. +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ do you ;;w;; feaw it? +;;w;; Then >w< must I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +BWUTUS. I would ;;w;; nyot, Cassius, ÚwÚ yet I love him :33 weww. +But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you howd me here OwO so UwU wong? +What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that you would impawt ^-^ to x3 me? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught towawd OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, +ÚwÚ Set honyow in ^-^ onye eye ÚwÚ and death >w< i' OwO the uWu othew +And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu both indiffewentwy. +>_< Fow let OwO the UwU gods OwO so ÚwÚ speed me as I love +The name >_> of honyow ^-^ mowe than I ;;w;; feaw :33 death. +UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 viwtue ^-^ to >w< be in you, Bwutus, +UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw >_> outwawd :3 favow. +Weww, honyow :3 is OwO the :33 subject >_> of my >_< stowy. +I cannyot tell what you ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 men +:33 Think >_> of :3 this xDD wife, ;;w;; but, uWu fow my >w< singwe ;;w;; sewf, +I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ nyot >w< be as live ^-^ to >w< be +UwU In awe >_> of such :3 a xDD thing as I ^-^ mysewf. +I ÚwÚ was :3 bown free as Caesaw, OwO so ;;w;; wewe OwO you; +We uWu both ^.^ have ^-^ fed as well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we can uWu both +Enduwe OwO the wintew's x3 cowd as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ he. +>_< Fow once, x3 upon :3 a OwO waw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gusty day, +The twoubwed :3 Tibew UwU chafing with xDD hew showes, +Caesar ^w^ said ^-^ to uWu me, :33 "Dawest thou, Cassius, :3 nyow +^w^ Weap in with me OwO into :3 this :3 angwy flood +And OwO swim ^-^ to :33 yondew ;;w;; point?" :3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; wowd, +;;w;; Accoutwed as I OwO was, I pwunged in +And bade him OwO fowwow. ^w^ So >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +The xDD towwent uWu woaw'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> did buffet ^.^ it +x3 With >w< wusty sinews, ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it ^w^ aside +And ^-^ stemming ^.^ it with hearts >_> of ^-^ contwuvwsy. +But ewe ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ awwive OwO the point ^.^ pwoposed, +Caesar cwied, >w< "Hewp uWu me, Cassius, ^w^ ow I OwO sink! +OwO I, as ^.^ Aenyeas ^-^ ouw gweat ancestor +OwO Did ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwames >_> of ^-^ Twoy x3 upon his shouwdew +The ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, OwO so ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD waves >_> of :3 Tibew +OwO Did I OwO the ^.^ tiwed Caesar. And :3 this man +^-^ Is :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a god, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius :3 is +OwO A wwetched ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ and >w< must ^-^ bend his ÚwÚ body +>w< If Caesar ^w^ cawewesswy uWu but nod uWu on >_> him. +ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a fever when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in UwU Spain, +And when OwO the x3 fit ÚwÚ was uWu on him I >_> did mark +OwO How ^.^ he >_> did shake. ^.^ 'Tis true, :3 this god >_> did shake; +His cowawd lips >_> did ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ cowow fly, +And UwU that >_> same eye uWu whose ^-^ bend doth awe OwO the x3 wowwd +OwO Did wose his wustew. I >_> did hear him groan. +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 tongue >_> of his UwU that bade OwO the Womans +>_< Mawk him ÚwÚ and wwite his >_< speeches in theiw ^-^ books, +^.^ Awas, ^.^ it cwied, ^.^ "Give me >w< some x3 dwink, :3 Titinyius," +UwU As :3 a uWu sick giww. uWu Ye x3 gods! ^w^ It doth amaze me +OwO A man >_> of such :3 a feebwe uWu tempew shouwd +^w^ So >_< get OwO the start >_> of OwO the ^.^ majestic x3 wowwd +And bear OwO the pawm awonye. Shout. :33 Fwouwish. +BWUTUS. >_> Anyothew ^w^ genyewaw OwO shout! +I ^-^ do believe UwU that ^.^ these UwU appwauses awe +>_< Fow >w< some OwO nyew ;;w;; honyows UwU that awe >w< heap'd uWu on Caesar. +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide OwO the narrow x3 wowwd +;;w;; Wike :3 a Colossus, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 petty x3 men +ÚwÚ Wawk uWu undew his huge >w< wegs ÚwÚ and UwU peep about +ÚwÚ To find uWu ouwsewves ^-^ dishonyowabwe x3 gwaves. +Men at >w< some UwU time awe ;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw xDD fates: +The UwU fauwt, dear Bwutus, :3 is ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw staws, +But in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe underlings. +Bwutus ÚwÚ and Caesaw: what shouwd >w< be in UwU that OwO "Caesaw"? +UwU Why shouwd UwU that name >w< be ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ mowe than yours? +x3 Wwite them togethew, x3 youws :3 is as fair :3 a ;;w;; nyame; +Sound ;;w;; them, ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO mouth as ;;w;; weww; +Weigh ;;w;; them, ^.^ it :3 is as >_< heavy; conjuwe with >w< 'em, +uWu "Bwutus" uWu wiww start :3 a spirit as >_> soon as ^.^ "Caesaw." +Nyow, in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods at once, +:3 Upon what meat doth :3 this ^-^ ouw Caesar :33 feed +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown OwO so great? >_< Age, :3 thou art x3 shamed! +Wome, :3 thou x3 hast lost OwO the breed >_> of x3 nyobwe bloods! +When went there uWu by OwO an :3 age >_< since OwO the gweat flood +But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu famed with ^-^ mowe than with ^-^ onye man? +When :33 couwd uWu they uWu say ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow UwU that >w< tawk'd >_> of >_> Wome +:33 That xDD hew ^-^ wide >_< wawws uWu encompass'd uWu but ^-^ onye man? +Nyow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Wome :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 woom enyough, +When there :3 is in ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ onye only xDD man. +:33 O, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ^-^ ouw fathews uWu say +Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Bwutus UwU once UwU that would ^.^ have bwook'd +The eternal ^w^ deviw ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO state in >_> Wome +UwU As easiwy as :3 a xDD king. +BWUTUS. :33 That you ^-^ do love uWu me, I x3 am nyothing ^.^ jeawous; +What you would wowk me ^.^ to, I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ aim. +OwO How I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ these times, +I uWu shaww UwU wecount OwO heweaftew; uWu fow :3 this >w< pwesent, +I would ;;w;; nyot, OwO so with love I UwU might entweat you, +Be ^-^ any further ÚwÚ muvd. What you ^.^ have ^w^ said +I uWu wiww >w< considew; what you ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say +I uWu wiww with >_< patience OwO heaw, ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time +Both ^.^ meet ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew such UwU high ;;w;; things. +;;w;; Tiww then, my x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, ^.^ chew x3 upon :33 this: +Bwutus xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a villager +>w< Than ^-^ to wepute ^-^ himsewf :3 a :3 son >_> of >_> Wome +^.^ Undew ^.^ these ^-^ hawd >_< conditions as :3 this UwU time +^-^ Is >_< wike ^-^ to uWu way x3 upon ÚwÚ us. +UwU CASSIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that my uWu weak uWu wowds +>_< Have struck uWu but ;;w;; thus >w< much show >_> of x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bwutus. + +;;w;; We-entew Caesar ÚwÚ and his Train. + +BWUTUS. The ^-^ games awe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and Caesar :3 is returning. +UwU CASSIUS. UwU As uWu they xDD pass >_> by, xDD pwuck :3 Casca uWu by OwO the sweeve, +And ^.^ he wiww, aftew his ^w^ souw x3 fashion, tell you +What ;;w;; hath proceeded >w< wowthy ^-^ nyote ^w^ today. +BWUTUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But, ÚwÚ wook you, Cassius, +The :3 angwy xDD spot doth gwow uWu on Caesar's brow, +And >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a chidden uWu twain: +>_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ cheek :3 is pawe, ÚwÚ and x3 Cicewo +Looks with such >_< fewwet ÚwÚ and such :33 fiewy eyes +UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen him in OwO the Capitow, +>_> Being ;;w;; cwoss'd in >w< confewence uWu by >w< some senyatows. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 Casca uWu wiww tell OwO us what OwO the matter is. +CAESAW. UwU Antonyio! +^-^ ANTONY. Caesar? +CAESAW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have x3 men about me UwU that awe fat, +^w^ Sweek-headed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and such as ;;w;; sweep o' uWu nyights: +:33 Yond ^w^ Cassius >_> has :3 a lean ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy look; +ÚwÚ He OwO thinks xDD too :33 much; such x3 men awe dangewous. +^-^ ANTONY. OwO Feaw him ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; :33 he's ^.^ nyot dangerous; +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww >_> given. +CAESAW. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fattew! But I ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Yet ^-^ if my name ;;w;; wewe UwU wiabwe ^-^ to feaw, +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the man I shouwd UwU avoid +^w^ So >_> soon as UwU that spawe >w< Cassius. ÚwÚ He weads xDD much, +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a gweat xDD obsewvew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he looks +OwO Quite OwO thwough OwO the deeds >_> of ^-^ men. ÚwÚ He loves nyo ;;w;; pways, +UwU As :3 thou dost, Antony; ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws nyo x3 music; +xDD Sewdom ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in such :3 a sort +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mock'd ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and scorn'd his spirit +:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >_> smiwe at ;;w;; anything. +Such x3 men as ^.^ he >w< be never at ^w^ heawt's >_> ease +ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they >w< behowd :3 a gweatew than themsewves, +And OwO thewefowe awe uWu they vewy dangewous. +I wathew tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd +>w< Than what I feaw, uWu fow :33 awways I x3 am Caesar. +Come uWu on my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu fow :3 this ear :3 is >_< deaf, +And tell me ^.^ twuwy what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> him. +Sennet. >_< Exeunt Caesar ÚwÚ and >w< aww his Twain uWu but ÚwÚ Casca. +ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu puww'd me uWu by OwO the cwoak; would you speak with x3 me? +BWUTUS. >w< Ay, Casca, tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath OwO chanced ^.^ today +:33 That Caesar looks OwO so :33 sad. +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, you ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe you not? +BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ ask :3 Casca what xDD had >w< chanced. +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, there ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwown :33 offewed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and being :33 offewed ^w^ him, +^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by with OwO the xDD back >_> of his ;;w;; hand, thus, ÚwÚ and then OwO the +^w^ peopwe feww ashouting. +BWUTUS. What ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu second ^w^ nyoise xDD fow? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. +UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ They ^w^ shouted xDD thwice. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last x3 cwy xDD fow? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. +BWUTUS. >_> Was OwO the :3 cwown :33 offewed him UwU thwice? +ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by :3 thwice, every UwU time >_< gentwew +than xDD othew, ÚwÚ and at every OwO putting uWu by >_< minye >w< honyest neighbors +shouted. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO Who :33 offewed him OwO the crown? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Antony. +BWUTUS. >_> Teww OwO us OwO the manner >_> of it, gentwe ÚwÚ Casca. +ÚwÚ CASCA. I can as ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd as tell OwO the manner >_> of it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was +mere foowewy; I >_> did ^.^ nyot mark it. I ^-^ saw >_< Mawk Antony :3 offew him :3 a +:3 cwown ^w^ (yet 'twas ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 cwown neither, 'twas ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these +coronets) :3 and, as I told you, ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by ^-^ once. But uWu fow >w< aww +UwU that, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he would fain ^.^ have xDD had it. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :33 offewed +^.^ it ^-^ to him ÚwÚ again; then ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by again. But, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he +ÚwÚ was vewy loath ^-^ to uWu way his fingers x3 off it. And then ^.^ he :33 offewed ^.^ it +OwO the third time; ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO the third UwU time ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and still as ^.^ he +uWu wefused it, OwO the wabbwement >w< hooted ÚwÚ and clapped theiw ^-^ chopped ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ and >w< thwew OwO up theiw UwU sweaty >_< nyightcaps ÚwÚ and UwU uttewed such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of +uWu stinking >_> bweath ^.^ because Caesar uWu wefused OwO the :3 cwown UwU that ^.^ it xDD had +^w^ awmost x3 choked Caesaw, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu swounded ÚwÚ and feww ;;w;; down at it. And +uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I durst ^.^ nyot waugh uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of openying my lips +ÚwÚ and :3 weceiving OwO the OwO bad air. +UwU CASSIUS. But, soft, I pray you, what, >_> did uWu Caesaws ^-^ wound? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He feww ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU mawketpwace ÚwÚ and foamed at OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was +>w< speechwess. +BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the fawwing sickness. +UwU CASSIUS. No, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, +And >w< honyest Casca, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the fawwing sickness. +ÚwÚ CASCA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by UwU that, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe Caesar feww +down. >w< If OwO the ÚwÚ tagwag ^w^ peopwe >_> did ^.^ nyot cwap him ÚwÚ and uWu hiss him +>w< accowding as ^.^ he ÚwÚ pweased ÚwÚ and x3 dispweased ;;w;; them, as uWu they ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do +OwO the ;;w;; pwayews in OwO the x3 theatwe, I x3 am nyo OwO twue xDD man. +BWUTUS. What ^w^ said ^.^ he when ^.^ he came x3 unto >w< himsewf? +ÚwÚ CASCA. x3 Mawwy, before ^.^ he feww down, when ^.^ he xDD pewceived OwO the ^w^ common +hewd ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad ^.^ he uWu wefused OwO the UwU cwown, ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwucked me ;;w;; ope his ÚwÚ doubwet +ÚwÚ and :33 offewed them his ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to xDD cut. An xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of ^-^ any +occupation, ^-^ if I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 taken him at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I would I +UwU might >w< go ^-^ to heww UwU among OwO the OwO wogues. And OwO so ^.^ he feww. When ^.^ he came +^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ^.^ he said, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had x3 donye ^w^ ow ^w^ said ^w^ anything amiss, +^.^ he desiwed theiw :3 wowships ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his >_> infiwmity. >_< Thwee ^w^ ow +;;w;; fouw wenches xDD whewe I ÚwÚ stood cwied, "Alas, good souw!" ÚwÚ and OwO fowgave +him with >w< aww theiw ^-^ heawts. But :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ heed ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken >_> of +them; ^-^ if Caesar xDD had OwO stabbed theiw >w< mothews, uWu they would ^.^ have x3 donye +nyo less. +BWUTUS. And aftew UwU that ^.^ he >w< came, ;;w;; thus sad, >_> away? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Ay. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO Did x3 Cicewo uWu say xDD anything? +ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^.^ he xDD spoke >_> Gweek. +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ To what effect? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I tell you UwU that, I'll :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook you >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; face +ÚwÚ again; uWu but x3 those UwU that understood him UwU smiwed at ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ and +shook theiw x3 heads; uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU Gweek ^-^ to >_> me. I +:33 couwd tell you ^-^ mowe UwU nyews xDD too: Marullus ÚwÚ and Fwavius, uWu fow :3 puwwing +scarfs x3 off Caesar's ^w^ images, awe >w< put ^-^ to silence. Fawe you :33 weww. +Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe foolery >_> yet, ^-^ if :33 couwd wemembew it. +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you sup with me uWu tonyight, :33 Casca? +ÚwÚ CASCA. No, I x3 am promised fowth. +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you uWu dinye with me ;;w;; tomowwow? +ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< be alive, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mind >_< howd, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dinnyew wowth +OwO the uWu eating. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO Good, I uWu wiww OwO expect you. +ÚwÚ CASCA. Do so, ^.^ faweweww, >_> both. UwU Exit. +BWUTUS. What :3 a >w< bwunt :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU gwown ^-^ to xDD be! +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu quick mettle when ^.^ he went ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. +UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he :3 nyow in >_> execution +x3 Of ^-^ any bowd ^w^ ow x3 nyobwe OwO entewpwise, +Howevew ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this tawdy fowm. +:3 This wudenyess :3 is :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to his good wit, +^w^ Which gives x3 men stomach ^-^ to OwO digest his uWu wowds +x3 With better appetite. +BWUTUS. And OwO so ^.^ it is. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time I uWu wiww xDD weave you. +Tomowwow, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to speak with uWu me, +I uWu wiww come UwU home ^-^ to you, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you wiww, +Come UwU home ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu fow you. +UwU CASSIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Tiww then, ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the world. +Exit ;;w;; Bwutus. +Weww, Bwutus, :3 thou art nyobwe; >_> yet, I UwU see +x3 Thy >w< honyowabwe mettle ^-^ may >w< be wrought +From UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD disposed; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet +:33 That x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds ^-^ keep >w< evew with theiw wikes; +>_< Fow ^-^ who OwO so ^w^ fiwm UwU that cannyot >w< be >w< seduced? +Caesar doth bear me xDD hawd, uWu but ^.^ he loves ;;w;; Bwutus. +>w< If I ;;w;; wewe Bwutus :3 nyow ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe Cassius, +ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ nyot humow >_> me. I uWu wiww :3 this night, +UwU In uWu sevewaw x3 hands, in at his uWu windows :3 thwow, +UwU As ^-^ if uWu they came ^-^ fwom uWu sevewaw >_< citizens, +Writings, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< opinyion +:33 That >_> Wome howds >_> of his uWu nyame, wherein ÚwÚ obscuwewy +Caesar's ambition uWu shaww >w< be >_> gwanced OwO at. +And aftew :3 this let Caesar x3 seat him suwe; +>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< shake ^w^ him, ^w^ ow >_< wowse >_< days endure. UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A street. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. + +OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom >w< opposite :3 sides, Casca, with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cicewo. + +>_< CICEWO. Good >_< even, ÚwÚ Casca. Brought you Caesar :3 home? +UwU Why awe you bweathwess, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^-^ stawe you so? +ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you moved, when >w< aww OwO the ^.^ sway >_> of :3 eawth +:33 Shakes >_< wike :3 a xDD thing >_< unfiwm? :3 O x3 Cicewo, +I ^.^ have uWu seen tempests when OwO the scolding x3 winds +>_< Have rived OwO the ^-^ knyotty oaks, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen +The ambitious :33 ocean sweww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and foam +ÚwÚ To >w< be exawted with OwO the ^w^ thweatenying ÚwÚ cwouds, +But never ÚwÚ tiww uWu tonyight, never ÚwÚ tiww nyow, +OwO Did I >w< go OwO thwough :3 a ^w^ tempest dropping >w< fiwe. +x3 Eithew there :3 is :3 a civil stwife in UwU heaven, +Ow ewse OwO the x3 wowwd xDD too ;;w;; saucy with OwO the UwU gods +^.^ Incenses them ^-^ to ^-^ send ^w^ destwuction. +>_< CICEWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ saw you ^w^ anything ^-^ mowe wonderful? +ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A ^w^ common UwU swave- you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww uWu by ^w^ sight- +Held OwO up his weft ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which >_> did flame ÚwÚ and >_< buwn +;;w;; Wike twenty torches xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his hand +:3 Nyot sensible >_> of x3 fiwe remain'd unscorch'd. +^-^ Besides- I UwU ha' ^.^ nyot >_< since >w< put OwO up my swowd- +uWu Against OwO the Capitow I met :3 a ;;w;; wion, +OwO Who gwaz'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ and went suwwy uWu by +Without annoying >_> me. And there ;;w;; wewe :33 dwawn +:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ heap :3 a ^-^ hundwed ghastwy >w< women +UwU Twansfowmed with theiw feaw, ^-^ who :33 swowe uWu they ^-^ saw +Men >w< aww in x3 fiwe ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the >_< stweets. +And yesterday OwO the biwd >_> of night >_> did ^-^ sit +>_< Even at nyoonday x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, +>_> Howwing ÚwÚ and shwieking. When ^.^ these UwU pwodigies +Do OwO so conjointly :33 meet, let ^.^ nyot x3 men uWu say +"These awe theiw weasons; uWu they awe natural": +>_< Fow I believe uWu they awe powtentous >w< things +^.^ Unto OwO the >_> cwimate UwU that uWu they point upon. +>_< CICEWO. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange-disposed xDD time. +But x3 men ^-^ may UwU constwue >w< things aftew theiw x3 fashion, +Clean ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. +x3 Comes Caesar ^-^ to OwO the Capitow ;;w;; tomowwow? +ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid ^-^ Antonyio +>_> Send >_> wowd ^-^ to you ^.^ he would >w< be there x3 tomowwow. +>_< CICEWO. Good then, ÚwÚ Casca. :3 This disturbed OwO sky +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk in. +ÚwÚ CASCA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ Cicewo. Exit ÚwÚ Cicewo. + +x3 Entew >w< Cassius. + +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Who's thewe? +ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A x3 Woman. +UwU CASSIUS. Casca, uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. +ÚwÚ CASCA. Your ear :3 is :33 good. Cassius, what night :3 is x3 this! +UwU CASSIUS. OwO A vewy >w< pweasing night ^-^ to >w< honyest ^-^ men. +ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO Who >w< evew knew OwO the uWu heavens menyace so? +UwU CASSIUS. Those UwU that ^.^ have OwO knyown OwO the :3 eawth OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ fauwts. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^.^ have uWu wawk'd about OwO the stweets, +>_> Submitting me x3 unto OwO the perilous night, +And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; unbwaced, Casca, as you >_> see, +>_< Have bawed my uWu bosom ^-^ to OwO the thunderstone; +And when OwO the cross blue :3 wightnying >w< seem'd ^-^ to open +The uWu bweast >_> of UwU heaven, I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ mysewf +>_< Even in OwO the ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and vewy flash >_> of it. +ÚwÚ CASCA. But xDD whewefowe >_> did you OwO so >w< much >_> tempt OwO the ^w^ heavens? +^w^ It :3 is OwO the part >_> of x3 men ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe +When OwO the UwU most :3 mighty UwU gods uWu by ^w^ tokens ^-^ send +Such dreadful heralds ^-^ to ;;w;; astonyish ÚwÚ us. +UwU CASSIUS. You awe dull, Casca, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_> spawks >_> of life +:33 That shouwd >w< be in :3 a Woman you ^-^ do ;;w;; want, +Ow ewse you ;;w;; use not. You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and xDD gaze +And >w< put uWu on ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cast yourself in wonder +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ stwange :3 impatience >_> of OwO the x3 heavens. +But ^-^ if you would consider OwO the OwO twue cause +UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these xDD fiwes, x3 why >w< aww ^.^ these gliding :33 ghosts, +UwU Why :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ beasts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and kind, +UwU Why ^.^ owd ^-^ men, fools, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen ;;w;; cawcuwate, +UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things >_> change ^-^ fwom theiw :3 owdinyance, +Their OwO nyatuwes, ÚwÚ and :33 pwefowmed ^-^ facuwties +ÚwÚ To monstrous x3 quawity, >_> why, you uWu shaww find +:33 That >w< heaven ;;w;; hath infused them with ^.^ these uWu spiwits +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them xDD instwuments >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wawnying +^.^ Unto >w< some monstrous state. +Nyow :33 couwd OwO I, Casca, name ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 a man +uWu Most >_< wike :3 this dreadful night, +:33 That :33 thundews, lightens, opens gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaws +UwU As doth OwO the x3 wion in OwO the Capitow, +OwO A man nyo :33 mightiew than thyself ^w^ ow me +UwU In OwO pewsonyaw x3 action, ÚwÚ yet pwodigious UwU gwown +And feawfuw, as ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange eruptions >_> awe. +ÚwÚ CASCA. ^.^ 'Tis Caesar UwU that you >_> mean, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Cassius? +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow Womans :3 nyow +>_< Have >w< thews ÚwÚ and wimbs >_< wike ^-^ to theiw ancestows. +But, >_> woe OwO the whiwe! Our ^w^ fathews' ^w^ minds awe OwO dead, +And ^-^ we awe guvwn'd with ^-^ ouw mothers' spirits; +Our ^.^ yoke ÚwÚ and sufferance show OwO us womanyish. +ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed uWu they uWu say OwO the xDD senyatows tomorrow +xDD Mean ^-^ to establish Caesar as :3 a ^-^ king, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww wear his :3 cwown uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand +UwU In every place :33 save here in :3 Itawy. +UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow xDD whewe I uWu wiww wear :3 this dagger then: +^w^ Cassius ^-^ fwom >w< bondage uWu wiww x3 dewivew >w< Cassius. +>w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you ^-^ make OwO the uWu weak UwU most OwO stwong; +>w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you tyrants ^-^ do :33 defeat. +Nyow :33 stony tower, :3 nyow >_< wawws >_> of >_> beaten xDD bwass, +Nyow airless ^.^ dungeon, :3 nyow >w< stwong links >_> of iwon +^w^ Can >w< be ;;w;; wetentive ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of spirit; +But xDD wife, being x3 weawy >_> of ^.^ these :33 wowwdwy baws, +uWu Nyevew lacks power ^-^ to UwU dismiss itself. +>w< If I xDD knyow this, xDD knyow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ besides, +:33 That part >_> of ^w^ tywanny UwU that I ^-^ do bear +I can >_< shake x3 off at ÚwÚ pweasuwe. :33 Thundew ^.^ stiww. +ÚwÚ CASCA. ^w^ So can :3 I. +^w^ So every OwO bondman in his >_> own hand uWu beaws +The power ^-^ to xDD cancew his captivity. +UwU CASSIUS. And x3 why shouwd Caesar >w< be :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ then? +OwO Poow ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ wowf +But UwU that ^.^ he >_> sees OwO the Womans awe uWu but sheep. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Womans >_< hinds. +Those UwU that with haste uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 mighty x3 fiwe +xDD Begin ^.^ it with uWu weak straws. What trash :3 is Wome, +What :3 wubbish, ÚwÚ and what ;;w;; offaw, when ^.^ it sewves +>_< Fow OwO the base matter ^-^ to iwwuminyate +^w^ So :3 viwe :3 a xDD thing as Caesar? But, :3 O gwief, +:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou wed x3 me? I UwU pewhaps speak :3 this +Before :3 a willing :3 bondman; then I xDD knyow +UwU My ÚwÚ answew >w< must >w< be ^.^ made. But I x3 am arm'd, +And dangews awe ^-^ to me :3 indiffewent. +ÚwÚ CASCA. You speak ^-^ to Casca, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such :3 a man +:33 That :3 is nyo ÚwÚ fweewing ^w^ teww-tawe. ^-^ Howd, my hand. +Be factious uWu fow redress >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ gwiefs, +And I uWu wiww xDD set :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye as :3 faw +UwU As ^-^ who :33 goes x3 fawthest. +UwU CASSIUS. There's :3 a :3 bawgain ^.^ made. +Nyow xDD knyow you, Casca, I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd already +uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwest-minded Womans +ÚwÚ To undewgo with me OwO an enterprise +x3 Of honyowabwe-dangewous >_< consequence; +And I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by this, uWu they stay uWu fow me +UwU In Pompey's Powch. >_< Fow nyow, :3 this xDD feawfuw night, +Thewe :3 is nyo :33 stiw ^w^ ow walking in OwO the stweets, +And OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the element +UwU In favor's >_< wike OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in ;;w;; hand, +uWu Most bwoody, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and UwU most terrible. + +x3 Entew >w< Cinnya. + +ÚwÚ CASCA. Stand :33 cwose uWu awhiwe, uWu fow here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. +UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis Cinnya, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him uWu by his >_> gait; +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. Cinnya, xDD whewe haste you so? +^-^ CINNyA. ÚwÚ To find >_< out you. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? Metellus Cimbew? +UwU CASSIUS. No, ^.^ it :3 is Casca, ^-^ onye incorporate +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw attempts. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd for, ^.^ Cinnya? +^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. What :3 a xDD feawfuw night :3 is x3 this! +There's two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO us ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ stwange sights. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd xDD fow? >_> Teww >_> me. +^-^ CINNyA. x3 Yes, you >_> awe. +:3 O Cassius, ^-^ if you :33 couwd +But ^.^ win OwO the x3 nyobwe Bwutus ^-^ to ^-^ ouw party- +UwU CASSIUS. Be you ÚwÚ content. Good Cinnya, UwU take :3 this paper, +And ÚwÚ wook you uWu way ^.^ it in OwO the praetor's ^w^ chaiw, +:3 Whewe Bwutus ^-^ may uWu but find xDD it; ÚwÚ and thwow :3 this +UwU In at his window; xDD set :3 this OwO up with wax +:3 Upon ^.^ owd ^w^ Bwutus' statue. ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< donye, +Repair ^-^ to Pompey's >_< Powch, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find ÚwÚ us. +^-^ Is ^-^ Decius Bwutus ÚwÚ and Trebonius thewe? +^-^ CINNyA. ^-^ Aww uWu but Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and :33 he's gonye +ÚwÚ To >w< seek you at >_> youw >_< house. Weww, I uWu wiww UwU hie +And OwO so bestow ^.^ these papers as you bade >_> me. +UwU CASSIUS. :33 That >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to Pompey's ;;w;; Theatwe. +Exit >w< Cinnya. +^w^ Come, Casca, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ewe :3 day +^w^ See Bwutus at his >_< house. >_< Thwee pawts >_> of him +^-^ Is ^w^ ouws uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and OwO the man uWu entiwe +:3 Upon OwO the next uWu encountew >w< yiewds him ^-^ ouws. +ÚwÚ CASCA. :33 O, ^.^ he OwO sits UwU high in >w< aww OwO the people's hearts, +And UwU that ;;w;; which would :3 appeaw >_> offense in >w< us, +His countenyance, >_< wike uWu wichest OwO awchemy, +uWu Wiww >_> change ^-^ to :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 Him ÚwÚ and his wowth ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw gweat :3 nyeed >_> of him +You ^.^ have ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ conceited. >_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ go, +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is aftew UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and ewe :3 day +We uWu wiww :33 awake him ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> him. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. + +x3 Entew Bwutus in his x3 owchawd. + +BWUTUS. >_> What, >_< Wucius, UwU ho! +I :33 cannyot, uWu by OwO the ^-^ pwogwess >_> of OwO the staws, +>w< Give ^.^ guess how ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to day. >_< Wucius, I :33 say! +I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my fauwt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. +^w^ When, >_< Wucius, when? >_> Awake, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Wucius! + +x3 Entew Wucius. + +UwU WUCIUS. UwU Caww'd you, my UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. UwU Get me :3 a x3 tapew in my study, Wucius. +When ^.^ it :3 is :33 wighted, come ÚwÚ and caww me here. +UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. +BWUTUS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be uWu by his >_< death, :3 and, uWu fow my UwU pawt, +I xDD knyow nyo OwO pewsonyaw cause ^-^ to x3 spuwn at ^w^ him, +But uWu fow OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. ÚwÚ He would >w< be xDD cwown'd: +OwO How UwU that UwU might >_> change his UwU nyatuwe, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 question. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU bwight :3 day UwU that brings :3 fowth OwO the x3 addew +And UwU that x3 cwaves wawy >_< wawking. Crown him UwU that, +And then, I :33 gwant, ^-^ we >w< put :3 a sting in him +:33 That at his uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ may ^-^ do danger OwO with. +The ^w^ abuse >_> of greatness :3 is when ^.^ it disjoins +^-^ Wemowse ^-^ fwom :33 powew, :3 and, ^-^ to speak >w< twuth >_> of Caesaw, +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO knyown when his ÚwÚ affections xDD sway'd +Mowe than his reason. But 'tis :3 a ^w^ common >_> pwoof +:33 That x3 wowwinyess :3 is x3 young ambition's xDD waddew, +xDD Wheweto OwO the climber-upward ;;w;; tuwns his ^.^ face; +But when ^.^ he UwU once uWu attains OwO the x3 upmost :33 wound, +ÚwÚ He then x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ;;w;; tuwns his ^w^ back, +Looks in OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, scorning OwO the base degrees +By ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ ascend. ^w^ So Caesar :3 may; +>_> Then, west ^.^ he >w< may, pwevent. And, >_< since OwO the >_< quawwew +uWu Wiww bear nyo ^w^ cowow uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +>_> Fashion ^.^ it thus, UwU that what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; augmented, +Wouwd run ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^.^ these extwemities; +And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ think him as :3 a serpent's egg +^w^ Which xDD hatch'd would as his >w< kind gwow xDD mischievous, +And :33 kiww him in OwO the sheww. + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius. + +UwU WUCIUS. The x3 tapew :33 buwnyeth in >_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, sir. +>_< Seawching OwO the ^w^ window uWu fow :3 a fwint I ;;w;; found +:3 This paper ;;w;; thus seal'd uWu up, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe +^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot lie there when I went ^-^ to bed. +Gives him OwO the letter. +BWUTUS. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu again, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ tomowwow, OwO boy, OwO the >_< ides >_> of March? +UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. +BWUTUS. Wook in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw ÚwÚ and bwing me :33 wowd. +UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, sir. UwU Exit. +BWUTUS. The exhalations :33 whizzing in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +>w< Give OwO so >w< much ^.^ wight UwU that I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ them. +^.^ Opens OwO the letter ÚwÚ and reads. +x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: :33 awake ÚwÚ and UwU see thysewf! +:33 Shaww Wome, etc. xDD Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" + +x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: awake!" +Such :33 instigations ^.^ have >_< been >_< often >_> dwopp'd +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have took them :33 up. +"Shaww Wome, :33 etc." ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I piece ^.^ it >_< out. +:33 Shaww >_> Wome ^.^ stand uWu undew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's :33 awe? >_> What, Rome? +UwU My ^w^ ancestows >_> did ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< stweets >_> of >_> Wome +The UwU Tawquin ^.^ dwive, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd :3 a xDD king. +"Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" OwO Am I entweated +ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwike? :3 O Wome, I ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwomise, +>w< If OwO the redress uWu wiww x3 fowwow, :3 thou receivest +x3 Thy :33 fuww >_> petition at OwO the hand >_> of x3 Bwutus! + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius. + +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ Mawch :3 is ^.^ wasted ^w^ fifteen ^.^ days. +>_< Knyocking within. +BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 good. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the gate, >_< somebody knocks. +Exit Wucius. +x3 Since ^w^ Cassius ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 whet me x3 against Caesar +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 swept. +>w< Between OwO the :33 acting >_> of :3 a dreadful xDD thing +And OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ motion, >w< aww OwO the intewim :3 is +;;w;; Wike :3 a ^-^ phantasma ^w^ ow :3 a hideous ^-^ dweam; +The genyius ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 mowtaw xDD instwuments +uWu Awe then in counciw, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO state >_> of man, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a wittwe UwU kingdom, >w< suffews then +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; insuwwection. + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius. + +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, 'tis >_> youw bwothew ^w^ Cassius at OwO the doow, +OwO Who doth desiwe ^-^ to UwU see you. +BWUTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_< awonye? +UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, there awe ^-^ mowe with >_> him. +BWUTUS. Do you xDD knyow >w< them? +UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, theiw ^w^ hats awe UwU pwuck'd about theiw eaws, +And half theiw faces buwied in theiw OwO cwoaks, +:33 That uWu by nyo :3 means I ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw them +By ^-^ any mark >_> of :3 favow. +BWUTUS. >_> Wet >w< 'em >_> entew. Exit Wucius. +^.^ They awe OwO the >_< faction. :3 O Conspiwacy, +OwO Shamest :3 thou ^-^ to show >w< thy dangewous uWu bwow uWu by night, +When x3 eviws awe UwU most free? :33 O, then, uWu by :3 day +:3 Whewe xDD wiwt :3 thou find :3 a :3 cavewn dark enough +ÚwÚ To UwU mask >w< thy monstrous UwU visage? >_< Seek x3 nyonye, x3 Conspiwacy; +:33 Hide ^.^ it in >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and uWu affabiwity; +>_< Fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ path, >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative sembwance OwO on, +:3 Nyot Erebus itsewf ;;w;; wewe dim enough +ÚwÚ To hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU pwevention. + +x3 Entew OwO the conspirators, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, Cinnya, +Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and Trebonius. + +UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too bowd x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ west. +Good ^.^ mowwow, Bwutus, ^-^ do ^-^ we twoubwe you? +BWUTUS. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO up :3 this xDD houw, :33 awake >w< aww ^-^ nyight. +xDD Knyow I ^.^ these x3 men UwU that come ÚwÚ awong with you? +UwU CASSIUS. x3 Yes, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and nyo man here +But ;;w;; honyows you, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth ^w^ wish +You xDD had uWu but UwU that >_< opinyion >_> of yourself +^w^ Which every x3 nyobwe Woman uWu beaws >_> of you. +:3 This :3 is Trebonius. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome hithew. +UwU CASSIUS. This, ^-^ Decius ;;w;; Bwutus. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. +UwU CASSIUS. This, :3 Casca; this, OwO Cinnya; ÚwÚ and this, Metellus :33 Cimbew. +BWUTUS. ^.^ They awe >w< aww welcome. +What watchful >_> cawes ^-^ do x3 intewpose themsewves +ÚwÚ Betwixt >_> youw eyes ÚwÚ and :3 nyight? +UwU CASSIUS. :33 Shaww I entweat :3 a UwU wowd? ^.^ They :3 whispew. +>_> DECIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ east. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 day >_< bweak hewe? +ÚwÚ CASCA. >_< Nyo. +^-^ CINNyA. :33 O, pawdon, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :33 doth, ÚwÚ and yongwey >w< winyes +:33 That ÚwÚ fwet OwO the clouds awe messengews >_> of day. +ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu shaww x3 confess UwU that you awe uWu both deceived. +Here, as I point my ;;w;; swowd, OwO the >_< sun >_< awises, +^w^ Which :3 is :3 a gweat uWu way ;;w;; gwowing uWu on OwO the uWu south, +ÚwÚ Weighing OwO the youthfuw season >_> of OwO the xDD yeaw. +uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence OwO up highew towawd OwO the >_< nyowth +ÚwÚ He ^.^ fiwst pwesents his fire, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high ^w^ east +;;w;; Stands as OwO the Capitow, :33 diwectwy here. +BWUTUS. >w< Give me >_> youw ^.^ hands >w< aww over, ^-^ onye uWu by ^w^ onye. +UwU CASSIUS. And let OwO us uWu sweaw ^-^ ouw resolution. +BWUTUS. No, ^.^ nyot OwO an uWu oath. >w< If ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ men, +The sufferance >_> of ^-^ ouw souls, OwO the >w< time's abuse- +>w< If ^.^ these >w< be >w< motives ;;w;; weak, >_< bweak x3 off :3 betimes, +And every man x3 hence ^-^ to his :33 idwe ^-^ bed; +^w^ So let >_> high-sighted ^w^ tywanny ^.^ wange uWu on +;;w;; Tiww OwO each man >_> dwop uWu by xDD wottewy. But ^-^ if :33 these, +UwU As I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu they uWu do, bear x3 fiwe enough +ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe cowards ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< steew with ;;w;; vawow +The melting uWu spiwits >_> of :3 women, then, countrymen, +What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^-^ any xDD spuw uWu but ^-^ ouw >_> own cause +ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO us ^-^ to wedwess? What uWu othew bond +>w< Than >w< secwet Womans UwU that ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >_> wowd +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 pawtew? And what uWu othew OwO oath +>w< Than xDD honyesty ^-^ to xDD honyesty ^.^ engaged +:33 That :3 this uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ faww uWu fow it? +OwO Sweaw priests ÚwÚ and cowards ÚwÚ and x3 men cautelous, +Old feebwe ÚwÚ cawwions ÚwÚ and such suffewing souws +:33 That ^-^ wewcome wwongs; x3 unto OwO bad ÚwÚ causes uWu sweaw +Such cweatuwes as x3 men ^w^ doubt; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 stain +The x3 even :3 viwtue >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise, +Nyow OwO the x3 insuppwessive mettle >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw cause ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw pewfowmance +OwO Did :3 nyeed OwO an >_> oath; when every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood +:33 That every Woman bears, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy bears, +^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 a uWu sevewaw OwO bastawdy +>w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ pawticwe +x3 Of ^-^ any pwomise UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. +UwU CASSIUS. But what >_> of ^w^ Cicewo? :33 Shaww ^-^ we :33 sound OwO him? +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand vewy >w< stwong with ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ CASCA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave him >_< out. +^-^ CINNyA. No, uWu by nyo ^w^ means. +^.^ METEWWUS. :33 O, let OwO us ^.^ have ^w^ him, uWu fow his ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ haiws +uWu Wiww ^-^ puwchase OwO us :3 a good ^-^ opinyion, +And ^-^ buy xDD men's OwO voices ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^-^ ouw >_< deeds. +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said his ^w^ judgement ruled ^-^ ouw OwO hands; +Our ^w^ youths ÚwÚ and uWu wiwdnyess uWu shaww nyo whit appear, +But >w< aww >w< be buwied in his gwavity. +BWUTUS. :33 O, name him not; let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with ^w^ him, +>_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww never follow ^w^ anything +:33 That uWu othew x3 men begin. +UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Then xDD weave him >_< out. +ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. +>_> DECIUS. :33 Shaww nyo man ewse >w< be ^w^ touch'd uWu but only Caesar? +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Decius, ;;w;; weww >_> uwged. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet +>_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, OwO so ;;w;; weww bewuvd >_> of Caesaw, +;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; outwive Caesar. We uWu shaww find >_> of him +OwO A >_< shwewd xDD contwivew; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow his means, +>w< If ^.^ he improve ;;w;; them, ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ;;w;; stwetch OwO so :3 faw +UwU As ^-^ to uWu annyoy OwO us aww, ;;w;; which ^-^ to uWu pwevent, +>_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ and Caesar ^-^ faww >w< togethew. +BWUTUS. Our ^-^ couwse uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem xDD too bwoody, ^-^ Caius Cassius, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the head x3 off ÚwÚ and then UwU hack OwO the wimbs +;;w;; Wike ^w^ wwath in death ÚwÚ and >_< envy aftewwawds; +>_< Fow Antony :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ wimb >_> of Caesar. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> sacwificews, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU butchews, Caius. +We >w< aww ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against OwO the spirit >_> of Caesaw, +And in OwO the spirit >_> of x3 men there :3 is nyo bwood. +:33 O, UwU that ^-^ we then :33 couwd come uWu by Caesar's ^.^ spiwit, +And ^.^ nyot dismember Caesaw! But, alas, +Caesar >w< must bleed uWu fow ^.^ it! And, gentwe fwiends, +Let's :33 kiww him ^.^ bowdwy, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu wwathfuwwy; +Let's cawve him as :3 a dish x3 fit uWu fow OwO the >_< gods, +:3 Nyot xDD hew him as :3 a xDD cawcass x3 fit uWu fow hounds; +And let ^-^ ouw hearts, as subtle ;;w;; mastews uWu do, +x3 Stiw OwO up theiw ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; wage +And aftew ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ chide >_< 'em. :3 This uWu shaww ^-^ make +Our OwO puwpose nyecessawy ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot envious, +^w^ Which OwO so appeawing ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common >_> eyes, +We uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd >_< puwgews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ muwdewews. +And uWu fow >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, +>_< Fow ^.^ he can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe than Caesar's arm +When Caesar's head :3 is UwU off. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Yet I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ him, +>_< Fow in OwO the ingwated love ^.^ he uWu beaws ^-^ to uWu Caesaw- +BWUTUS. ^.^ Awas, good Cassius, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> him. +>w< If ^.^ he love Caesaw, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ do +^-^ Is ^-^ to himself, UwU take ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and die uWu fow Caesar. +And UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< much ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< given +ÚwÚ To :33 spowts, ^-^ to :3 wiwdnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< much :33 company. +^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; feaw in him-wet him ^.^ nyot x3 die, +>_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww live ÚwÚ and waugh at :3 this hereafter. +Cwock strikes. +BWUTUS. Peace, ;;w;; count OwO the uWu cwock. +UwU CASSIUS. The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath :33 stwicken xDD thwee. +^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to pawt. +UwU CASSIUS. But ^.^ it :3 is doubtfuw ÚwÚ yet +:3 Whethew Caesar uWu wiww come :3 fowth ^.^ today ^w^ ow no, +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is supewstitious UwU gwown >_> of :3 wate, +OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 main >_< opinyion ^.^ he held UwU once +x3 Of fantasy, >_> of dreams, ÚwÚ and uWu cewemonyies. +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ these apparent :33 pwodigies, +The unaccustom'd terror >_> of :3 this night, +And OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his ^.^ auguwews +May howd him ^-^ fwom OwO the Capitow ^w^ today. +>_> DECIUS. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO so :3 wesowved, +I can >_> o'ewsway ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he loves ^-^ to hear +:33 That OwO unyicowns ^-^ may >w< be betway'd with trees, +And uWu beaws with glasses, ÚwÚ ewephants with ;;w;; howes, +ÚwÚ Wions with :33 toiws, ÚwÚ and x3 men with fwattewews; +But when I tell him ^.^ he OwO hates flatterers, +ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he does, being then UwU most >_< fwattewed. +>_> Wet me ÚwÚ wowk; +>_< Fow I can ^w^ give his humow OwO the OwO twue ^-^ bent, +And I uWu wiww bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. +UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_> of OwO us >w< be there ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. +BWUTUS. By OwO the ^w^ eighth hour. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the xDD uttew >_> most? +^-^ CINNyA. Be UwU that OwO the xDD uttewmost, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw ^.^ nyot xDD then. +^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Caius xDD Wigawius doth bear Caesar xDD hawd, +OwO Who x3 wated him uWu fow ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; weww >_> of ^-^ Pompey. +I wonder UwU nyonye >_> of you ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of >_> him. +BWUTUS. Nyow, good ^-^ Metewwus, >w< go ÚwÚ awong uWu by >_> him. +ÚwÚ He loves me well, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< given him weasons; +>_> Send him uWu but hithew, ÚwÚ and I'll ^.^ fashion >_> him. +UwU CASSIUS. The xDD mownying comes x3 upon 's. >w< We'ww xDD weave you, Bwutus, +And, fwiends, >_> dispewse yourselves, uWu but >w< aww wemembew +What you ^.^ have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and show youwsewves OwO twue Romans. +BWUTUS. Good gentlemen, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 mewwiwy; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw looks >w< put uWu on ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, +But bear ^.^ it as ^-^ ouw Woman uWu actows uWu do, +x3 With untiwed uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and formal xDD constancy. +And so, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you every ^w^ onye. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. +:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ÚwÚ Fast :3 asweep? ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +^.^ Enjoy OwO the honey-heavy OwO dew >_> of slumber; +Thou x3 hast nyo :33 figuwes :3 nyow nyo xDD fantasies, +^w^ Which busy cawe dwaws in OwO the >w< bwains >_> of ^w^ men; +OwO Thewefowe :3 thou x3 sweep'st OwO so :3 sound. + +x3 Entew uWu Powtia. + +PORTIA. Bwutus, my wowd! +BWUTUS. ^.^ Powtia, what UwU mean you? >w< Whewefowe xDD wise you ^w^ nyow? +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ;;w;; thus ^-^ to commit +Your uWu weak ^.^ condition ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 cowd x3 mownying. +PORTIA. Nyow uWu fow x3 youws nyeithew. ^.^ have ungentwy, Bwutus, +^w^ Stowe ^-^ fwom my ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight at ^w^ suppew +You :33 suddenwy ;;w;; awose ÚwÚ and uWu wawk'd >w< about, +ÚwÚ Musing ÚwÚ and >w< sighing, with >_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; acwoss; +And when I ÚwÚ ask'd you what OwO the matter OwO was, +You xDD stawed x3 upon me with ungentwe OwO wooks. +I urged you :33 fuwthew; then you scwatch'd >_> youw uWu head, +And xDD too impatiently ^.^ stamp'd with >_> youw foot. +>_> Yet I OwO insisted, ÚwÚ yet you xDD answew'd ;;w;; nyot, +But with OwO an :3 angwy waiter >_> of >_> youw hand +Gave >w< sign uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave you. ^w^ So I :33 did, +Fearing ^-^ to OwO stwengthen UwU that :3 impatience +^w^ Which >w< seem'd xDD too >w< much ^w^ enkindwed, ÚwÚ and withaw +xDD Hoping ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu but OwO an :33 effect >_> of humow, +^w^ Which sometime ;;w;; hath his hour with every xDD man. +^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you >w< eat, :3 nyow talk, :3 nyow >w< sweep, +And, :33 couwd ^.^ it wowk OwO so >w< much x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ shape +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< much ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu on >_> youw condition, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you, ;;w;; Bwutus. UwU Deaw my lord, +UwU Make me acquainted with >_> youw cause >_> of ^w^ gwief. +BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is all. +PORTIA. Bwutus :3 is ÚwÚ wise, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ heawth, +ÚwÚ He would ^w^ embwace OwO the :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by it. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I do. Good ^.^ Powtia, >w< go ^-^ to bed. +PORTIA. ^-^ Is Bwutus >_< sick, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ it >w< physicaw +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ unbwaced ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO up OwO the humows +x3 Of OwO the x3 dank morning? >_> What, :3 is Bwutus >_< sick, +And uWu wiww ^.^ he >_< steaw >_< out >_> of his >_> whowesome bed +ÚwÚ To dare OwO the :3 viwe ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the night +And >_> tempt OwO the ^.^ wheumy ÚwÚ and x3 unpuwged ÚwÚ aiw +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add x3 unto his sickness? No, my Bwutus, +You ^.^ have >w< some uWu sick >_> offense within >_> youw UwU mind, +^w^ Which uWu by OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of my place +I ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< of; :3 and, x3 upon my knees, +I chawm you, uWu by my UwU once ^.^ commended :3 beauty, +By >w< aww >_> youw >_< vows >_> of love ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 vow +^w^ Which >_> did incorporate ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us one, +:33 That you ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to uWu me, OwO youwsewf, >_> youw ^.^ hawf, +UwU Why you awe :33 heavy ÚwÚ and what x3 men tonight +>_< Have xDD had uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow here ^.^ have >_< been +uWu Some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, ^-^ who >_> did hide theiw faces +>_< Even ^-^ fwom darkness. +BWUTUS. >_< Knyeew ;;w;; nyot, gentwe uWu Powtia. +PORTIA. I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ nyeed, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe gentwe ;;w;; Bwutus. +xDD Within OwO the bond >_> of mawwiage, tell uWu me, Bwutus, +^-^ Is ^.^ it excepted I shouwd xDD knyow nyo >_> secwets +:33 That appertain ^-^ to you? OwO Am I yourself +But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in sort ^w^ ow uWu wimitation, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep with you at meals, comfort >_> youw :33 bed, +And talk ^-^ to you >_> sometimes? Dwell I uWu but in OwO the >_> subuwbs +x3 Of >_> youw good pleasure? >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyo :3 mowe, +OwO Powtia :3 is ^w^ Bwutus' ;;w;; hawwot, ^.^ nyot his wife. +BWUTUS. You awe my OwO twue ÚwÚ and >w< honyowabwe xDD wife, +UwU As dear ^-^ to me as awe OwO the :33 wuddy ^.^ dwops +:33 That >w< visit my >_> sad ÚwÚ heawt. +PORTIA. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe true, then shouwd I xDD knyow :3 this secret. +I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw +OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that Wowd Bwutus took ^-^ to wife. +I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw +OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; weww weputed, x3 Cato's daughter. +:33 Think you I x3 am nyo stronger than my ;;w;; sex, +>_> Being OwO so x3 fathew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so husbanded? +>_> Teww me >_> youw counsews, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discwose >_< 'em. +I ^.^ have :3 made >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of my ^.^ constancy, +UwU Giving ^-^ mysewf :3 a ^.^ vowuntawy x3 wound +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the thigh. ^w^ Can I bear UwU that with >_< patience +And ^.^ nyot my >_< husband's uWu secwets? +BWUTUS. :3 O ye >_< gods, +Wendew me >w< wowthy >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU wife! >_< Knyocking within. +Hawk, x3 hawk, ^-^ onye knocks. ^.^ Powtia, >w< go in uWu awhiwe, +And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy uWu bosom uWu shaww partake +The >_> secwets >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. +^-^ Aww my engagements I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +^-^ Aww OwO the chawactewy >_> of my >_> sad OwO bwows. +Weave me with UwU haste. xDD [Exit ;;w;; Powtia.] >_< Wucius, :33 who's UwU that knocks? + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius with uWu Wigawius. + +UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a uWu sick man UwU that would speak with you. +BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, UwU that Metellus ^-^ spake >_> of. +UwU Boy, ^.^ stand OwO aside. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, ^-^ how? +LIGARIUS. Vouchsafe good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ fwom :3 a feebwe OwO tongue. +BWUTUS. :33 O, what :3 a UwU time ^.^ have you ^.^ chose out, bwave UwU Caius, +ÚwÚ To wear :3 a kerchief! Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sick! +LIGARIUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sick, ^-^ if Bwutus ^.^ have in hand +>w< Any expwoit >w< wowthy OwO the name >_> of uWu honyow. +BWUTUS. Such OwO an expwoit ^.^ have I in ;;w;; hand, Ligarius, +Had you :3 a heawthfuw ear ^-^ to hear >_> of it. +LIGARIUS. By >w< aww OwO the UwU gods UwU that Womans bow OwO befowe, +I here discawd my sickness! Souw >_> of Rome! +xDD Bwave UwU son, x3 dewived ^-^ fwom >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ woins! +uWu Thou, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; exowcist, x3 hast conjuwed OwO up +UwU My mortified spirit. Nyow ;;w;; bid me ^-^ wun, +And I uWu wiww ^-^ stwive with >w< things impossible, +xDD Yea, >_< get OwO the better >_> of ^.^ them. What's ^-^ to x3 do? +BWUTUS. OwO A piece >_> of wowk UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu sick x3 men whowe. +LIGARIUS. But awe ^.^ nyot >w< some xDD whowe UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO sick? +BWUTUS. :33 That >w< must ^-^ we :33 awso. What ^.^ it ;;w;; is, my UwU Caius, +I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as ^-^ we awe ^-^ going +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< donye. +LIGARIUS. ÚwÚ Set uWu on >_> youw ^.^ foot, +And with :3 a OwO heawt :3 nyew-fiwed I follow you, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth +:33 That Bwutus weads me x3 on. +BWUTUS. Follow me xDD then. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Caesar's >_< house. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. + +x3 Entew Caesaw, in his nightgown. + +CAESAW. Nyow >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth ^.^ have >_< been at xDD peace >_< tonyight. +>w< Thwice ;;w;; hath Calpurnia in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep :3 cwied out, +:33 "Hewp, UwU ho! ^.^ They >_> muwthew OwO Caesaw!" >w< Who's >_< within? + +x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. + +SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? +CAESAW. uWu Go ;;w;; bid OwO the priests ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent OwO sacwifice, +And bwing me theiw opinyions >_> of xDD success. +SERVANT. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. + +x3 Entew OwO Cawpuwnyia. + +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. What UwU mean you, Caesar? :33 Think you ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ fowth? +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_< out >_> of >_> youw house ^w^ today. +CAESAW. Caesar uWu shaww >_> fowth: OwO the >w< things UwU that :33 thweaten'd me +:33 Nye'ew ^.^ wook'd uWu but uWu on my >w< back; when uWu they uWu shaww UwU see +The ;;w;; face >_> of Caesaw, uWu they awe vanished. +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Caesaw, I I ÚwÚ stood uWu on cewemonyies, +>_> Yet :3 nyow uWu they OwO fwight >_> me. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ within, +Besides OwO the >w< things UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ and ^.^ seen, +Wecounts UwU most horrid uWu sights uWu seen uWu by OwO the :3 watch. +OwO A ÚwÚ wionyess ;;w;; hath whewped in OwO the stweets; +And >_< gwaves ^.^ have :33 yawn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< yiewded OwO up theiw >w< dead; +:3 Fiewce :33 fiewy ;;w;; wawwiows fight x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, +UwU In ^-^ wanks ÚwÚ and >_< squadwons ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight fowm >_> of war, +^w^ Which ^.^ dwizzwed UwU bwood x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; +The ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ battwe hurtled in OwO the :3 aiw, +xDD Howses >_> did nyeigh ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying x3 men >_> did groan, +And ghosts >_> did shwiek ÚwÚ and OwO squeaw about OwO the >_< stweets. +:3 O Caesaw! ^.^ These >w< things awe uWu beyond >w< aww use, +And I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. +CAESAW. What can >w< be :3 avoided +uWu Whose ^-^ end :3 is purposed uWu by OwO the :3 mighty >_< gods? +>_> Yet Caesar uWu shaww >w< go >w< fowth, uWu fow ^.^ these pwedictions +uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd in ^w^ genyewaw as ^-^ to Caesar. +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. When >_< beggaws x3 die, there awe nyo comets :3 seen; +The uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ bwaze :3 fowth OwO the death >_> of OwO pwinces. +CAESAW. UwU Cowawds die many xDD times before theiw ^.^ deaths; +The ÚwÚ vawiant never ÚwÚ taste >_> of death uWu but ^-^ once. +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the wonders UwU that I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have heard, +^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me UwU most ÚwÚ stwange UwU that x3 men shouwd ;;w;; feaw +>_< Seeing UwU that >_< death, :3 a nyecessawy end, +uWu Wiww come when ^.^ it uWu wiww come. + +;;w;; We-entew Sewvant. + +What uWu say OwO the >_< auguwews? +SERVANT. ^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to :33 stiw :3 fowth ^w^ today. +Plucking OwO the entrails >_> of OwO an uWu offewing >w< fowth, +^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a OwO heawt within OwO the beast. +CAESAW. The UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this in ÚwÚ shame >_> of cowardice. +Caesar shouwd >w< be :3 a beast ^-^ without :3 a OwO heawt +>w< If ^.^ he shouwd stay at UwU home ^.^ today uWu fow fear. +No, Caesar uWu shaww not. Dangew knows :33 fuww ;;w;; weww +:33 That Caesar :3 is ^-^ mowe dangewous than ^w^ he. +We awe two ^.^ wions wittew'd in ^-^ onye day, +And I OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe terrible. +And Caesar uWu shaww >w< go fowth. +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, +Your OwO wisdom :3 is ^w^ consumed in :33 confidence. +Do ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth ^w^ today. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it my ;;w;; feaw +:33 That >_< keeps you in OwO the house ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< own. +>w< We'ww ^-^ send >_< Mawk Antony ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ today. +>_> Wet uWu me, x3 upon my xDD knyee, :33 pwevaiw in ÚwÚ this. +CAESAW. >_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot well, +And, uWu fow >w< thy humow, I uWu wiww stay at UwU home. + +x3 Entew uWu Decius. + +Here's ^-^ Decius Bwutus, ^.^ he uWu shaww tell them ÚwÚ so. +>_> DECIUS. Caesaw, >w< aww hail! Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< wowthy Caesaw! +I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to OwO the Senate >_< House. +CAESAW. And you awe come in vewy x3 happy UwU time +ÚwÚ To bear my greeting ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows +And tell them UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. +Cannyot, :3 is fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU that I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; fawsew: +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. >_> Teww them so, uWu Decius. +OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Say ^.^ he :3 is sick. +CAESAW. :33 Shaww Caesar ^-^ send :3 a wie? +>_< Have I in :3 conquest stwetch'd >_< minye arm OwO so :3 faw +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< afeawd ^-^ to tell xDD gweybeawds OwO the truth? +>w< Decius, >w< go tell them Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come. +>_> DECIUS. uWu Most :3 mighty Caesaw, let me xDD knyow >w< some ^-^ cause, +Lest I >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at when I tell them ÚwÚ so. +CAESAW. The cause :3 is in my wiww: I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, +:33 That :3 is enough ^-^ to xDD satisfy OwO the Senate. +But, uWu fow >_> youw pwivate satisfaction, +xDD Because I love you, I uWu wiww let you know. +Calpurnia ;;w;; hewe, my xDD wife, ^w^ stays me at >_< home; +She dreamt tonight ^.^ she ^-^ saw my uWu statue, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain with OwO an ^-^ hundwed >w< spouts, +OwO Did run ÚwÚ puwe blood, ÚwÚ and many >w< wusty Womans +Came :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and >_> did bathe theiw ^.^ hands in it. +And ^.^ these OwO does ^.^ she OwO appwy uWu fow warnings ÚwÚ and >w< powtents +And x3 eviws imminent, ÚwÚ and uWu on xDD hew knee +;;w;; Hath begg'd UwU that I uWu wiww stay at UwU home ^w^ today. +>_> DECIUS. :3 This ^-^ dweam :3 is >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; intewpweted; +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< vision fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowtunyate. +Your >_> statue spouting UwU bwood in many ^.^ pipes, +UwU In ;;w;; which OwO so many :33 smiwing Womans >_> bathed, +x3 Signyifies UwU that ^-^ fwom you gweat >_> Wome uWu shaww x3 suck +Reviving blood, ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 men uWu shaww press +>_< Fow :3 tinctuwes, ^.^ stains, :33 wewics, ÚwÚ and >_< cognyizance. +:3 This uWu by >_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ dweam :3 is signified. +CAESAW. And :3 this uWu way ^.^ have you ;;w;; weww >w< expounded it. +>_> DECIUS. I x3 have, when you ^.^ have heard what I can >w< say. +And xDD knyow ^.^ it nyow, OwO the Senate ^.^ have concwuded +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this :3 day :3 a :3 cwown ^-^ to :3 mighty Caesar. +>w< If you uWu shaww ^-^ send them >_> wowd you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, +Their ^w^ minds ^-^ may change. UwU Besides, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD mock +;;w;; Apt ^-^ to >w< be wendew'd, uWu fow >_> someonye ^-^ to uWu say +xDD "Bweak OwO up OwO the Senate ÚwÚ tiww another UwU time, +When Caesar's UwU wife uWu shaww ^.^ meet with better dweams." +>w< If Caesar hide himself, uWu shaww uWu they ^.^ nyot whisper +"Wo, Caesar :3 is afraid"? +Pawdon uWu me, Caesaw, uWu fow my dear dear love +ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceeding >_< bids me tell you this, +And reason ^-^ to my love :3 is xDD wiabwe. +CAESAW. OwO How foowish ^-^ do >_> youw ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ seem nyow, Cawpuwnyia! +I x3 am OwO ashamed I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^.^ them. +>w< Give me my wobe, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ go. + +x3 Entew Pubwius, Bwutus, Ligarius, ^-^ Metewwus, Casca, +;;w;; Twebonyius, ÚwÚ and >w< Cinnya. + +And ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :33 Pubwius :3 is come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> me. +PUBWIUS. Good morrow,Caesar. +CAESAW. Wewcome, >_> Pubwius. +>_> What, Bwutus, awe you stirr'd OwO so >_< eawwy too? +Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ Casca. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, +Caesar ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >w< much >_> youw enemy +UwU As UwU that >_> same ague ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made you lean. +What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? +BWUTUS. Caesaw, 'tis strucken eight. +CAESAW. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 pains ÚwÚ and courtesy. + +x3 Entew x3 Antony. + +^w^ See, ^.^ Antony, UwU that >_> wevews wong o' OwO nyights, +^-^ Is x3 nyotwithstanding :33 up. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So ^-^ to UwU most x3 nyobwe Caesar. +CAESAW. UwU Bid them :33 pwepawe within. +I x3 am ^-^ to blame ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus waited OwO fow. +Nyow, OwO Cinnya; nyow, Metellus; what, ;;w;; Twebonyius, +I ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk in ^.^ stowe uWu fow OwO you; +Wemembew UwU that you caww uWu on me xDD today; +Be ;;w;; nyeaw uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may wemembew you. +^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Caesaw, I uWu wiww. uWu [Aside.] And OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw uWu wiww I >w< be +:33 That >_> youw :33 best fwiends uWu shaww ^w^ wish I xDD had >_< been >_< fuwthew. +CAESAW. Good fwiends, >w< go in ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste >w< some xDD winye with uWu me, +And ^-^ we >_< wike fwiends uWu wiww ^-^ stwaightway >w< go >w< togethew. +BWUTUS. uWu [Aside.] :33 That every >_< wike :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 same, :3 O Caesaw, +The OwO heawt >_> of Bwutus >_< yeawns ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD Capitow. + +x3 Entew Awtemidowus, reading >w< papew. + +^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. "Caesaw, UwU bewawe >_> of OwO Bwutus; UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ;;w;; Cassius; come +^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Casca; ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to OwO Cinnya; xDD twust ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Twebonyius; mark +;;w;; weww Metellus Cimbew; ^-^ Decius Bwutus loves ÚwÚ thee not; :3 thou x3 hast +>_< wwonged ^-^ Caius uWu Wigawius. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 mind in >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ men, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is bent x3 against Caesar. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ wook +about you. :3 Secuwity gives uWu way ^-^ to xDD conspiwacy. The :3 mighty UwU gods +^w^ defend thee! +x3 Thy ^.^ wuvw, Artemidorus." +;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww Caesar xDD pass awong, +And as :3 a OwO suitow uWu wiww I ^w^ give him ÚwÚ this. +UwU My OwO heawt laments UwU that :3 viwtue cannyot live +Out >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of OwO emuwation. +>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wead this, :3 O Caesaw, :3 thou ^.^ mayest :3 wive; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :3 Fates with ^-^ twaitows ^-^ do ;;w;; contwive. UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> same street, before OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. + +x3 Entew OwO Powtia ÚwÚ and Wucius. + +PORTIA. I ;;w;; pwithee, OwO boy, run ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; +uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu me, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my ^-^ ewwand, ÚwÚ madam. +PORTIA. I would ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee there, ÚwÚ and here uWu again, +Ewe I can tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do ^.^ thewe. +:3 O ^.^ constancy, >w< be >w< stwong x3 upon my OwO side! +ÚwÚ Set :3 a huge ^.^ mountain ^w^ 'tween my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and uWu tongue! +I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU mind, uWu but :3 a :3 woman's ^-^ might. +OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow >w< women ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_< counsew! +Awt :3 thou here :3 yet? +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, what shouwd I x3 do? +Wun ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? +And OwO so xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? +PORTIA. x3 Yes, bwing me ;;w;; wowd, OwO boy, ^-^ if >w< thy lord ÚwÚ wook well, +>_< Fow ^.^ he went sickly fowth; ÚwÚ and UwU take good ^-^ nyote +What Caesar :33 doth, what suitows press ^-^ to >_> him. +Hawk, OwO boy, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? +UwU WUCIUS. I hear x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ madam. +PORTIA. Prithee, listen :33 weww. +I heard :3 a ^w^ bustwing OwO wumow >_< wike :3 a fray, +And OwO the ^.^ wind brings ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Capitow. +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Sooth, UwU madam, I hear nothing. + +x3 Entew OwO the :33 Soothsayew. + +PORTIA. Come hithew, fellow; +^w^ Which uWu way x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? +SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ At >_< minye >_> own OwO house, good >_< wady. +PORTIA. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? +SOOTHSAYER. About OwO the nyinth xDD houw, >_< wady. +PORTIA. ^-^ Is Caesar ÚwÚ yet gonye ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? +SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >_> yet. I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take my ^.^ stand +ÚwÚ To UwU see him xDD pass uWu on ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. +PORTIA. Thou x3 hast >w< some suit ^-^ to Caesaw, x3 hast :3 thou not? +SOOTHSAYER. :33 That I x3 have, >_< wady. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease Caesar +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so good ^-^ to Caesar as ^-^ to hear uWu me, +I uWu shaww uWu beseech him ^-^ to UwU befwiend :3 himsewf. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^-^ any harm's intended towards OwO him? +SOOTHSAYER. None UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ be, >w< much UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may chance. +Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you. ;;w;; Hewe OwO the uWu stweet :3 is narrow, +The UwU thwong UwU that UwU fowwows Caesar at OwO the heels, +x3 Of senators, >_> of x3 pwaetows, ^w^ common >_< suitows, +uWu Wiww cwowd :3 a feebwe man ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. +I'll >_< get me ^-^ to :3 a place ^-^ mowe UwU void ÚwÚ and there +^w^ Speak ^-^ to gweat Caesar as ^.^ he comes awong. UwU Exit. +PORTIA. I >w< must >w< go in. ^w^ Ay uWu me, how uWu weak :3 a xDD thing +The OwO heawt >_> of ^-^ woman ÚwÚ is! :3 O Bwutus, +The uWu heavens ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye enterprise! +Suwe, OwO the :3 boy heard >_> me. Bwutus ;;w;; hath :3 a suit +:33 That Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> gwant. :33 O, I gwow UwU faint. +Wun, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; +Say I x3 am ^-^ mewwy. Come ^-^ to me uWu again, +And bwing me >_> wowd what ^.^ he doth uWu say ^-^ to thee. +>_< Exeunt sevewawwy. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. Before OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; OwO the Senate ^.^ sitting above. +OwO A cwowd >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, UwU among them >_< Awtemidowus ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Soothsayew. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew Caesaw, Bwutus, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, ^-^ Metewwus, +;;w;; Twebonyius, Cinnya, ^.^ Antony, Lepidus, >_> Popiwius, Pubwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +CAESAW. The >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch awe come. +SOOTHSAYER. >w< Ay, Caesaw, uWu but ^.^ nyot gone. +OwO A Hail, Caesaw! x3 Wead :3 this schedule. +>_> DECIUS. Trebonius doth desiwe you ^-^ to o'ew ^.^ wead, +^.^ At >_> youw :33 best leisure, :3 this his humbwe ;;w;; suit. +^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. :3 O Caesaw, ;;w;; wead >_< minye :33 fiwst, uWu fow mine's :3 a suit +:33 That UwU touches Caesar ^.^ nyeawew. x3 Wead it, gweat Caesar. +CAESAW. What UwU touches OwO us ouwsewf uWu shaww >w< be last ^w^ sewved. +^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. x3 Deway ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it instantly. +CAESAW. >_> What, :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> mad? +PUBWIUS. Sirrah, ^w^ give :3 pwace. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, :3 uwge you >_> youw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? +Come ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. + +Caesar :33 goes OwO up ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, OwO the west OwO fowwow. + +POPIWIUS. I ^w^ wish >_> youw enterprise ^.^ today ^-^ may x3 thwive. +UwU CASSIUS. What OwO entewpwise, Popiwius? +POPIWIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. +ÚwÚ Advances ^-^ to Caesar. +BWUTUS. What ^w^ said UwU Popiwius Lena? +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wish'd ^.^ today ^-^ ouw enterprise UwU might x3 thwive. +I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 is ^w^ discuvwed. +BWUTUS. Look, how ^.^ he makes ^-^ to Caesar. >_< Mawk >_> him. +UwU CASSIUS. Casca, +Be >_> sudden, uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw UwU pwevention. +Bwutus, what uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? >w< If :3 this >w< be ;;w;; knyown, +^w^ Cassius ^w^ ow Caesar never uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^w^ back, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ^-^ mysewf. +BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be OwO constant. +UwU Popiwius Lena ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw puwposes; +>_< Fow, look, ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and Caesar doth ^.^ nyot change. +UwU CASSIUS. Trebonius knows his UwU time, for, ÚwÚ wook you, Bwutus, +ÚwÚ He dwaws >_< Mawk Antony >_< out >_> of OwO the way. +>_< Exeunt Antony ÚwÚ and Trebonius. +>_> DECIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is Metellus Cimbew? >_> Wet him +And ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwefew his suit ^-^ to Caesar. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is addwess'd; press ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ and uWu second >_> him. +^-^ CINNyA. Casca, you awe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that weaws >_> youw hand. +CAESAW. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww ready? What :3 is :3 nyow ÚwÚ amiss +:33 That Caesar ÚwÚ and his Senate >w< must wedwess? +^.^ METEWWUS. uWu Most high, UwU most >w< mighty, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu puissant Caesaw, +Metellus :33 Cimbew throws before >w< thy x3 seat +An humbwe ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Knyeews. +CAESAW. I >w< must >w< pwevent ^.^ thee, :33 Cimbew. +^.^ These ÚwÚ couchings ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> wowwy couwtesies +OwO Might x3 fiwe OwO the UwU bwood >_> of ordinary x3 men +And xDD tuwn pweowdinyance ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst decree +x3 Into OwO the OwO waw >_> of children. Be ^.^ nyot OwO fond +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that Caesar uWu beaws such rebel UwU bwood +:33 That uWu wiww >w< be thaw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO twue ;;w;; quawity +x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which xDD mewteth uWu foows- I UwU mean ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, +uWu Wow-cwooked couwt'sies, ÚwÚ and base ^.^ spanyiew-fawnying. +x3 Thy bwothew uWu by decree :3 is banyished. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bend ÚwÚ and pray ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn uWu fow ^w^ him, +I x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a >_> cuw >_< out >_> of my way. +Knyow, Caesar doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow ^-^ without cause +uWu Wiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> satisfied. +^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Is there nyo >w< voice ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy than my own, +ÚwÚ To :33 sound ^-^ mowe OwO sweetwy in gweat Caesar's ear +>_< Fow OwO the ^w^ wepeawing >_> of my banish'd xDD bwothew? +BWUTUS. I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot in fwattewy, Caesaw, +>_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew ^-^ may +>_< Have OwO an immediate freedom >_> of wepeaw. +CAESAW. >_> What, >_> Bwutus? +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Pawdon, Caesaw! Caesaw, :33 pawdon! +UwU As low as ^-^ to >w< thy foot doth ^w^ Cassius ^-^ faww +ÚwÚ To UwU beg enfwanchisement uWu fow :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew. +CAESAW. I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww moved, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as OwO you; +>w< If I :33 couwd pray ^-^ to UwU muv, ;;w;; pwayews would move me; +But I x3 am ;;w;; constant as OwO the nyowthewn >_< staw, +x3 Of uWu whose UwU twue-fix'd ÚwÚ and >_> westing ;;w;; quawity +Thewe :3 is nyo :3 fewwow in OwO the uWu fiwmament. +The >_< skies awe ^w^ painted with :33 unnyumbew'd spawks; +^.^ They awe >w< aww x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth shine; +But :33 thewe's uWu but ^-^ onye in >w< aww doth howd his :3 pwace. +^w^ So in OwO the UwU wowwd, 'tis furnish'd ;;w;; weww with ^-^ men, +And x3 men awe ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, ÚwÚ and apprehensive; +>_> Yet in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu but ^-^ onye +:33 That unassailable howds uWu on his wank, +xDD Unshaked >_> of motion; ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am >_< he, +>_> Wet me :3 a wittwe show it, x3 even in ^.^ this; +:33 That I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; constant :33 Cimbew shouwd >w< be banish'd, +And ;;w;; constant ^-^ do >_< wemain ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ÚwÚ so. +^-^ CINNyA. :3 O uWu Caesaw- +CAESAW. :33 Hence! uWu Wiwt :3 thou wift OwO up Olympus? +>_> DECIUS. Great uWu Caesaw- +CAESAW. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot Bwutus :33 bootwess >w< knyeew? +ÚwÚ CASCA. xDD Speak, x3 hands, uWu fow UwU me! +:3 Casca :33 fiwst, then OwO the uWu othew Conspirators +ÚwÚ and Mawcus Bwutus :33 stab Caesar. +CAESAW. Et >w< tu, ^-^ Bwute?- ;;w;; Then fall, Caesaw! ^.^ Dies. +^-^ CINNyA. Liberty! OwO Fweedom! Tywanny :3 is x3 dead! +Wun hence, ^-^ pwocwaim, x3 cwy ^.^ it about OwO the >_< stweets. +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common xDD puwpits ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >_< out +"Liberty, freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ enfwanchisement!" +BWUTUS. People ÚwÚ and senators, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ affwighted, +>_> Fwy ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ stand still; ambition's >_> debt :3 is >_< paid. +ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 puwpit, ;;w;; Bwutus. +>_> DECIUS. And ^w^ Cassius ^w^ too. +BWUTUS. Where's xDD Pubwius? +^-^ CINNyA. Here, ^-^ quite :33 confounded with :3 this >w< mutiny. +^.^ METEWWUS. Stand fast togethew, west >w< some fwiend >_> of Caesar's +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ chance- +BWUTUS. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ standing. Pubwius, good cheew, +Thewe :3 is nyo harm intended ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pewson, +Nyow ^-^ to nyo Woman >w< ewse. ^w^ So tell ;;w;; them, >_> Pubwius. +UwU CASSIUS. And xDD weave >w< us, Pubwius, west UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe +Wushing uWu on OwO us shouwd ^-^ do >_> youw :3 age >w< some x3 mischief. +BWUTUS. Do so, ÚwÚ and let nyo man >_> abide :3 this deed +But ^-^ we OwO the doews. + +;;w;; We-entew Trebonius. + +UwU CASSIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO Antony? +^.^ TWEBONyIUS. uWu Fwed ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ amazed. +UwU Men, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen stare, x3 cwy out, ÚwÚ and run +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO doomsday. +BWUTUS. x3 Fates, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. +:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww x3 die, ^-^ we know; 'tis uWu but OwO the UwU time +And UwU dwawing >_< days >_< out UwU that x3 men ^.^ stand upon. +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ cuts x3 off twenty years >_> of life +x3 Cuts x3 off OwO so many years >_> of feawing :33 death. +BWUTUS. >_> Gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and then :3 is death :3 a benefit; +^w^ So awe ^-^ we Caesar's fwiends UwU that ^.^ have abridged +His UwU time >_> of feawing :33 death. >w< Stoop, uWu Womans, ^-^ stoop, +And let OwO us bathe ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands in Caesar's UwU bwood +:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the >w< ewbows, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; besmeaw ^-^ ouw uWu swowds; +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ we >w< fowth, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, +And waving ^-^ ouw wed weapons o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +Let's >w< aww cwy, "Peace, freedom, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewty!" +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Stoop then, ÚwÚ and :3 wash. OwO How many >_> ages x3 hence +:33 Shaww :3 this ^-^ ouw lofty scene >w< be acted xDD uvw +UwU In states unborn ÚwÚ and uWu accents ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown! +BWUTUS. OwO How many xDD times uWu shaww Caesar bleed in sport, +:33 That :3 nyow uWu on Pompey's xDD basis :3 wies ÚwÚ awong +:3 Nyo worthier than OwO the UwU dust! +UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ oft as UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ be, +^w^ So >_< often uWu shaww OwO the knot >_> of OwO us >w< be xDD caww'd +The x3 men UwU that >_> gave theiw ;;w;; countwy :33 wibewty. +>_> DECIUS. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ fowth? +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, every man >_> away. +Bwutus uWu shaww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO gwace his ^.^ heews +x3 With OwO the UwU most >w< bowdest ÚwÚ and :33 best hearts >_> of Rome. + +x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. + +BWUTUS. >_< Soft, ^-^ who comes hewe? OwO A fwiend >_> of UwU Antony's. +SERVANT. ;;w;; Thus, Bwutus, >_> did my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ knyeew, +ÚwÚ Thus >_> did >_< Mawk Antony ;;w;; bid me ^-^ faww down, +And, being pwostwate, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he bade me xDD say: +Bwutus :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; +Caesar ÚwÚ was >w< mighty, bold, :33 woyaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woving. +Say I love Bwutus ÚwÚ and I honyow him; +Say I >_< feaw'd Caesaw, honor'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and loved >_> him. +>w< If Bwutus uWu wiww OwO vouchsafe UwU that Antony +May OwO safewy come ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >w< be wesowved +OwO How Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< desewved ^-^ to lie in >_< death, +>_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww ^.^ nyot love Caesar UwU dead +^w^ So ;;w;; weww as Bwutus living, uWu but uWu wiww follow +The :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of x3 nyobwe Bwutus +uWu Thowough OwO the hazawds >_> of :3 this ^.^ untwod OwO state +x3 With >w< aww OwO twue ;;w;; faith. ^w^ So :33 says my ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. +BWUTUS. x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant Roman; +I never ^w^ thought him >w< wowse. +>_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO so >w< pwease him come x3 unto :3 this place, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 and, uWu by my honor, +Depawt :33 untouch'd. +SERVANT. I'll ÚwÚ fetch him >_> pwesentwy. UwU Exit. +BWUTUS. I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have him ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< fwiend. +UwU CASSIUS. I ^w^ wish ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I :3 a :33 mind +:33 That ^-^ feaws him xDD much, ÚwÚ and my misgiving still +OwO Fawws >_< shwewdwy ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. + +;;w;; We-entew x3 Antony. + +BWUTUS. But here comes x3 Antony. Wewcome, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 O :3 mighty Caesaw! Dost :3 thou lie OwO so wow? +uWu Awe >w< aww >w< thy conquests, ÚwÚ gwowies, triumphs, UwU spoiws, +x3 Shwunk ^-^ to :3 this wittwe measure? Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, gentlemen, what you intend, +OwO Who ewse >w< must >w< be let blood, ^-^ who ewse :3 is ÚwÚ wank. +>w< If I ÚwÚ mysewf, there :3 is nyo hour OwO so x3 fit +UwU As Caesar's >_> death's xDD houw, :3 nyow nyo ^.^ instwument +x3 Of half UwU that wowth as x3 those >_> youw uWu swowds, :3 made rich +x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe UwU bwood >_> of >w< aww :3 this world. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_< ye, ^-^ if you bear me xDD hawd, +Nyow, UwU whiwst >_> youw purpled ^.^ hands ^-^ do >_> week ÚwÚ and OwO smoke, +^-^ Fuwfiww >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Live :3 a ^w^ thousand yeaws, +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^-^ mysewf OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to ^.^ die; +:3 Nyo place uWu wiww >w< pwease me so, nyo :3 means >_> of >_< death, +UwU As here uWu by Caesaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by you ÚwÚ cut OwO off, +The UwU choice ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew uWu spiwits >_> of :3 this age. +BWUTUS. :3 O ^.^ Antony, UwU beg ^.^ nyot >_> youw death >_> of >_< us! +^-^ Though :3 nyow ^-^ we >w< must :3 appeaw bwoody ÚwÚ and cruel, +As, uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ act +You UwU see ^-^ we uWu do, ÚwÚ yet UwU see you uWu but ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands +And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ^-^ businyess uWu they ^.^ have >w< donye. +Our hearts you UwU see not; uWu they awe pitifuw; +And ^-^ pity ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 wwong >_> of :3 Wome- +UwU As x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out fire, OwO so ^-^ pity pity- +;;w;; Hath x3 donye :3 this deed uWu on Caesar. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawt, +ÚwÚ To you ^-^ ouw >_> swowds ^.^ have :33 weaden xDD points, >_< Mawk Antony; +Our ÚwÚ awms in OwO stwength >_> of malice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts +x3 Of ÚwÚ bwothews' tempew, ^-^ do weceive you in +x3 With >w< aww >w< kind love, good ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and x3 wevewence. +UwU CASSIUS. Your >w< voice uWu shaww >w< be as >w< stwong as ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's +UwU In OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO nyew dignities. +BWUTUS. >_> Onwy >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ appeased +The muwtitude, >_> beside themsewves with feaw, +And then ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 dewivew you OwO the cause +UwU Why OwO I, UwU that >_> did love Caesar when I struck ^w^ him, +>_< Have ;;w;; thus proceeded. +^-^ ANTONY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw xDD wisdom. +>_> Wet OwO each man render me his bwoody hand. +First, Mawcus Bwutus, uWu wiww I >_< shake with OwO you; +OwO Nyext, ^-^ Caius Cassius, ^-^ do I UwU take >_> youw >w< hand; +Nyow, ^-^ Decius Bwutus, yours; :3 nyow xDD youws, Metellus; +^-^ Youws, OwO Cinnya; :3 and, my ÚwÚ vawiant Casca, yours; +^-^ Though ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot :33 weast in love, xDD youws, good Trebonius. +:3 Gentwemen xDD aww- alas, what uWu shaww I ^w^ say? +UwU My ÚwÚ cwedit :3 nyow ^-^ stands uWu on such >w< swippewy >w< gwound, +:33 That ^-^ onye >_> of two OwO bad ^-^ ways you >w< must uWu conceit uWu me, +x3 Eithew :3 a cowawd ^w^ ow :3 a uWu fwattewew. +:33 That I >_> did love ^.^ thee, Caesaw, :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! +>w< If then >w< thy spirit ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO us nyow, +:33 Shaww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^w^ deawew than >w< thy death +ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy Antony :33 making his :3 peace, +Shaking OwO the bwoody fingers >_> of >w< thy uWu foes, +uWu Most xDD nyobwe! UwU In OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of >w< thy ^.^ cowse? +Had I as many eyes as :3 thou x3 hast uWu wounds, +UwU Weeping as fast as uWu they ^w^ stweam :3 fowth >w< thy blood, +^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me better than ^-^ to :33 cwose +UwU In >_> tewms >_> of friendship with UwU thinye enyemies. +Pawdon uWu me, Julius! ;;w;; Hewe >_< wast :3 thou ;;w;; bay'd, bwave >_< hawt, +;;w;; Hewe didst :3 thou fall, ÚwÚ and here >w< thy >_< huntews ^.^ stand, +ÚwÚ Sign'd in >w< thy ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwimson'd in >w< thy Wethe. +:3 O UwU wowwd, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the fowest ^-^ to :3 this >_< hawt, +And this, :3 indeed, :3 O UwU wowwd, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of thee. +OwO How >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; deew strucken uWu by many princes +Dost :3 thou here :33 wie! +UwU CASSIUS. >_< Mawk Antony- +^-^ ANTONY. Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. +The >_> enyemies >_> of Caesar uWu shaww uWu say :33 this: +>_> Then, in :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ it :3 is x3 cowd ;;w;; modesty. +UwU CASSIUS. I blame you ^.^ nyot uWu fow praising Caesar >w< so; +But what xDD compact UwU mean you ^-^ to ^.^ have with >_> us? +uWu Wiww you >w< be pwick'd in ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot depend uWu on you? +^-^ ANTONY. OwO Thewefowe I took >_> youw x3 hands, uWu but ÚwÚ was >_< indeed +:3 Sway'd ^-^ fwom OwO the point uWu by looking ;;w;; down uWu on Caesar. +>_< Fwiends x3 am I with you >w< aww ÚwÚ and love you aww, +:3 Upon :3 this >w< hope UwU that you uWu shaww ^w^ give me reasons +UwU Why ÚwÚ and wherein Caesar ÚwÚ was dangewous. +BWUTUS. Ow ewse ;;w;; wewe :3 this :3 a savage spectacwe. +Our reasons awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of good ^-^ wegawd +:33 That ;;w;; wewe you, ^.^ Antony, OwO the :3 son >_> of Caesaw, +You shouwd >w< be >_> satisfied. +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ That's >w< aww I >_> seek; +And x3 am xDD moweuvw OwO suitow UwU that I ^-^ may +Pwoduce his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, +And in OwO the x3 puwpit, as >_< becomes :3 a OwO fwiend, +^w^ Speak in OwO the owdew >_> of his funyewaw. +BWUTUS. You ^-^ shaww, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +>_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ Bwutus.] You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. Do ^.^ nyot consent +:33 That Antony speak in his funyewaw. +xDD Knyow you how >w< much OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ muvd +By UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< uttew? +BWUTUS. By >_> youw pawdon, +I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf OwO into OwO the pulpit :33 fiwst, +And show OwO the reason >_> of ^-^ ouw Caesar's :33 death. +What Antony uWu shaww ÚwÚ speak, I uWu wiww uWu pwotest +ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks uWu by xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu by uWu pewmission, +And UwU that ^-^ we awe OwO contented Caesar uWu shaww +>_< Have >w< aww OwO twue :3 wites ÚwÚ and lawful uWu cewemonyies. +^w^ It uWu shaww ^w^ advantage ^-^ mowe than ^-^ do OwO us ^.^ wwong. +UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ may fall; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. +BWUTUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take you Caesar's ÚwÚ body. +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot in >_> youw >_> funyewaw OwO speech blame >w< us, +But speak >w< aww good you can devise >_> of Caesaw, +And uWu say you do't uWu by ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, +Else uWu shaww you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ any hand at >w< aww +About his funyewaw. And you uWu shaww speak +UwU In OwO the >_> same pulpit ÚwÚ wheweto I x3 am going, +:33 Aftew my OwO speech :3 is OwO ended. +^-^ ANTONY. Be ^.^ it so, +I ^-^ do desiwe nyo more. +BWUTUS. Pwepawe OwO the ÚwÚ body then, ÚwÚ and follow ÚwÚ us. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, :3 thou ÚwÚ bweeding piece >_> of :3 eawth, +:33 That I x3 am meek ÚwÚ and gentwe with ^.^ these >_< butchews! +Thou art OwO the wuins >_> of OwO the nyobwest man +:33 That >w< evew :33 wived in OwO the >_< tide >_> of x3 times. +^w^ Woe ^-^ to OwO the hand UwU that shed :3 this costly blood! +Over >w< thy wounds :3 nyow ^-^ do I pwophesy +^.^ (Which >_< wike OwO dumb OwO mouths ^-^ do ;;w;; ope theiw uWu wuby lips +ÚwÚ To UwU beg OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and uttewance >_> of my x3 tongue) +OwO A ^w^ cuwse uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon OwO the wimbs >_> of ^w^ men; +>_< Domestic :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fiewce civil stwife +:33 Shaww cumbew >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of Italy; +Bwood ÚwÚ and destwuction uWu shaww >w< be OwO so in use, +And dreadful x3 objects OwO so familiar, +:33 That mothers uWu shaww uWu but >_> smiwe when uWu they >w< behowd +Their OwO infants :3 quawtew'd with OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of waw; +^-^ Aww ^-^ pity x3 choked with UwU custom >_> of feww >_< deeds, +And Caesar's spirit OwO wanging uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, +x3 With ^-^ Ate uWu by his >_> side come ^.^ hot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, +:33 Shaww in ^.^ these confinyes with :3 a monarch's >w< voice +OwO Cwy :33 "Havoc!" ÚwÚ and let :33 swip OwO the ;;w;; dogs >_> of war, +:33 That :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed uWu shaww smell :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth +x3 With carrion ^-^ men, UwU gwoanying uWu fow buwiaw. + +x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. + +You sewve ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ^-^ do you not? +SERVANT. I uWu do, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. Caesar >_> did wwite uWu fow him ^-^ to come ^-^ to Rome. +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did weceive his :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ coming, +And ;;w;; bid me uWu say ^-^ to you uWu by >_> wowd >_> of x3 mouth- +:3 O Caesaw! >_< Sees OwO the ÚwÚ body. +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Thy OwO heawt :3 is xDD big; >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> apawt ÚwÚ and weep. +Passion, I >_> see, :3 is catching, uWu fow >_< minye >_> eyes, +>_< Seeing x3 those uWu beads >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ stand in thinye, +^w^ Began ^-^ to watew. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 coming? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He :3 wies tonight within :3 seven leagues >_> of Rome. +^-^ ANTONY. x3 Post xDD back with ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and tell him what ;;w;; hath >w< chanced. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying Wome, :3 a dangewous Wome, +:3 Nyo >_> Wome >_> of >_> safety uWu fow ^w^ Octavius yet; +Hie hence, ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet stay uWu awhiwe, +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD back ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this cowse +x3 Into OwO the marketplace. Thewe uWu shaww I :33 twy, +UwU In my ;;w;; owation, how OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU take +The x3 cwuew xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 discouwse +ÚwÚ To x3 young ^w^ Octavius >_> of OwO the OwO state >_> of ;;w;; things. +;;w;; Wend me >_> youw hand. >_< Exeunt with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^-^ Fowum. + +x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU thwong >_> of ;;w;; Citizens. + +CITIZENS. We uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! +BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then follow me ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 audience, >_< fwiends. +Cassius, >w< go you OwO into OwO the uWu othew uWu stweet +And part OwO the x3 nyumbews. +Those UwU that uWu wiww hear me ÚwÚ speak, let >w< 'em stay xDD hewe; +Those UwU that uWu wiww follow Cassius, >w< go with him; +And uWu pubwic reasons uWu shaww >w< be wendewed +x3 Of Caesar's :33 death. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear Bwutus speak. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and compawe theiw uWu weasons, +When :3 sevewawwy ^-^ we hear them ^w^ wendewed. +Exit Cassius, with >w< some ;;w;; Citizens. +Bwutus :33 goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus :3 is UwU ascended. :33 Siwence! +BWUTUS. Be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :33 wast. +uWu Womans, countrymen, ÚwÚ and lovers! >w< Heaw me uWu fow my ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >w< be +silent, UwU that you ^-^ may heaw. >_< Bewieve me uWu fow >_< minye honor, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have +>_< wespect ^-^ to >_< minye honor, UwU that you ^-^ may bewieve. :3 Censuwe me in >_> youw +;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and :33 awake >_> youw ^w^ senses, UwU that you ^-^ may OwO the better :33 judge. >w< If +there >w< be ^-^ any in :3 this assembly, ^-^ any dear fwiend >_> of Caesar's, ^-^ to +him I uWu say UwU that ^w^ Bwutus' love ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ was nyo less than ^-^ his. >w< If +then UwU that fwiend >_> demand x3 why Bwutus wose x3 against Caesaw, :3 this :3 is +my OwO answew: :3 Nyot UwU that I loved Caesar ^.^ wess, uWu but UwU that I loved >_> Wome +more. Had you wathew Caesar ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving ÚwÚ and die >w< aww ;;w;; swaves, than +UwU that Caesar ;;w;; wewe UwU dead ^-^ to live >w< aww UwU fweemen? UwU As Caesar loved uWu me, I +weep uWu fow him; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fowtunyate, I uWu wejoice at xDD it; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +:3 vawiant, I honyow him; uWu but as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, I slew >_> him. Thewe +:3 is ;;w;; teaws uWu fow his love, ^.^ joy uWu fow his OwO fowtunye, honyow uWu fow his vawow, +ÚwÚ and death uWu fow his x3 ambition. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so base UwU that would >w< be :3 a +bondman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so +wude UwU that would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >_< Woman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I +;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love his countwy? >w< If +>_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I :3 pause uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ wepwy. +ALL. None, Bwutus, none. +BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then UwU nyonye ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to Caesar +than you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ to ;;w;; Bwutus. The xDD question >_> of his death :3 is +:33 enwowwed in OwO the Capitow, his >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot extenyuated, wherein ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +x3 wowthy, :3 nyow his xDD offenses ÚwÚ enfowced, uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 suffewed :33 death. + +x3 Entew Antony ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. + +;;w;; Hewe comes his body, mourned uWu by >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, :3 who, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had +nyo hand in his >_< death, uWu shaww weceive OwO the benefit >_> of his >_< dying, :3 a +place in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, as ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu shaww not? x3 With :3 this I +ÚwÚ depawt- UwU that, as I slew my :33 best >_> wuvw uWu fow OwO the good >_> of Wome, I +^.^ have OwO the >_> same dagger uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, when ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease my ;;w;; countwy +^-^ to :3 nyeed my :33 death. +ALL. x3 Wive, Bwutus, live, wive! +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bwing him with ;;w;; twiumph UwU home x3 unto his >_< house. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give him :3 a >_> statue with his ancestows. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< be Caesar. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Caesar's better pawts +:33 Shaww >w< be xDD cwown'd in ;;w;; Bwutus. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww bwing him ^-^ to his house with shouts ÚwÚ and +clamors. +BWUTUS. UwU My ^.^ countwymen- +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! :33 Siwence! Bwutus ;;w;; speaks. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Peace, UwU ho! +BWUTUS. Good countrymen, let me xDD depawt xDD awonye, +And, uWu fow my UwU sake, stay here with x3 Antony. +Do OwO gwace ^-^ to Caesar's cowse, ÚwÚ and OwO gwace his OwO speech +x3 Tending ^-^ to Caesar's ÚwÚ gwowies, ;;w;; which >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, +By ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, :3 is >_< awwow'd ^-^ to ^w^ make. +I ^-^ do entweat you, ^.^ nyot :3 a man x3 depawt, +ÚwÚ Save I xDD awonye, ÚwÚ tiww Antony ^.^ have spoke. UwU Exit. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and let OwO us hear >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic chair; +>w< We'ww hear >_> him. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, >w< go :33 up. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. +>_> Goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. What OwO does ^.^ he uWu say >_> of >_> Bwutus? +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu says, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ^-^ himsewf OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO us all. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he speak nyo harm >_> of Bwutus here. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 This Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a tyrant. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. +We awe bwest UwU that >_> Wome :3 is x3 wid >_> of >_> him. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! >_> Wet OwO us hear what Antony can >w< say. +^-^ ANTONY. You gentwe Romans- +ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >_> Wet OwO us hear >_> him. +^-^ ANTONY. Friends, uWu Womans, countrymen, lend me >_> youw ^w^ eaws! +I come ^-^ to :33 buwy Caesaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU pwaise >_> him. +The evil UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ;;w;; wives aftew ;;w;; them, +The good :3 is ^w^ oft interred with theiw bones; +^w^ So let ^.^ it >w< be with Caesar. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus +;;w;; Hath told you Caesar ÚwÚ was ^-^ ambitious; +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a grievous UwU fauwt, +And gwievouswy ;;w;; hath Caesar xDD answew'd it. +Here, uWu undew xDD weave >_> of Bwutus ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west- +>_< Fow Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe >w< man; +^w^ So awe uWu they aww, >w< aww >w< honyowabwe >w< men- +Come I ^-^ to speak in Caesar's funyewaw. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my OwO fwiend, xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ just ^-^ to me; +But Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, +And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought many captives UwU home ^-^ to Wome, +uWu Whose ^.^ wansoms >_> did OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO coffews fiww. +OwO Did :3 this in Caesar ÚwÚ seem ambitious? +When UwU that OwO the UwU poow ^.^ have cwied, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^-^ wept; +>_> Ambition shouwd >w< be :3 made >_> of sterner >w< stuff: +>_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, +And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. +You >w< aww >_> did UwU see UwU that uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Wupewcaw +I ÚwÚ thwice presented him :3 a >w< kingwy UwU cwown, +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ thwice :33 wefuse. >_> Was :3 this ambition? +>_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, +And ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. +I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to disprove what Bwutus spoke, +But here I x3 am ^-^ to speak what I ^-^ do know. +You >w< aww >_> did love him once, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without cause; +What cause withholds you then ^-^ to mourn uWu fow OwO him? +:3 O >_< judgement, :3 thou art xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 bwutish ;;w;; beasts, +And x3 men ^.^ have lost theiw reason. Beaw with me; +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is in OwO the ^-^ coffin there with Caesaw, +And I >w< must :3 pause ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come xDD back ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Methinks there :3 is >w< much reason in his sayings. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< If :3 thou consider >w< wightwy >_> of OwO the matter, +Caesar >_> has xDD had gweat ^.^ wwong. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. xDD Has >_< he, masters? +I ;;w;; feaw there uWu wiww :3 a >_< wowse come in his :3 pwace. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Mark'd ye his wowds? ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO the >_< cwown; +OwO Thewefowe 'tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO ambitious. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; found so, >w< some uWu wiww dear >_> abide it. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. OwO Poow >_> souw, his eyes awe wed as x3 fiwe with UwU weeping. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a nobler man in >_> Wome than x3 Antony. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Nyow mark ^w^ him, ^.^ he begins UwU again ^-^ to speak. +^-^ ANTONY. But yesterday OwO the >_> wowd >_> of Caesar UwU might +>_< Have ÚwÚ stood x3 against OwO the world. Nyow :3 wies ^.^ he there, +And UwU nyonye OwO so UwU poow ^-^ to ^-^ do him x3 wevewence. +:3 O :3 mastews! >w< If I ;;w;; wewe UwU disposed ^-^ to :33 stiw +Your hearts ÚwÚ and ^w^ minds ^-^ to UwU mutiny ÚwÚ and wage, +I shouwd ^-^ do Bwutus :33 wwong ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius ^.^ wwong, +Who, you >w< aww >w< knyow, awe >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them ^-^ wwong; I wathew OwO choose +ÚwÚ To :33 wwong OwO the OwO dead, ^-^ to :33 wwong ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and you, +>w< Than I uWu wiww :33 wwong such >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. +But >w< hewe's :3 a parchment with OwO the >w< seaw >_> of xDD Caesaw; +I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in his ;;w;; cwoset, 'tis his uWu wiww. +>_> Wet uWu but OwO the x3 commons hear :3 this :3 testament- +>w< Which, pawdon uWu me, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to wead- +And uWu they would >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss UwU dead Caesar's wounds +And dip theiw ÚwÚ nyapkins in his xDD sacwed blood, +xDD Yea, UwU beg :3 a >_< haiw >_> of him uWu fow memory, +And, >_< dying, OwO mention ^.^ it within theiw wills, +^w^ Bequeathing ^.^ it as :3 a rich legacy +^.^ Unto theiw >_< issue. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear OwO the uWu wiww. x3 Wead it, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +ALL. The wiww, OwO the ^.^ wiww! We uWu wiww hear Caesar's uWu wiww. +^-^ ANTONY. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe fwiends, I >w< must ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead xDD it; +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet you xDD knyow how Caesar loved you. +You awe ^.^ nyot >_< wood, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ stonyes, uWu but ^w^ men; +And, being ^-^ men, hearing OwO the uWu wiww >_> of Caesaw, +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< infwame you, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make you ^w^ mad. +^.^ 'Tis good you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that you awe his ^-^ heiws, +>_< Fow ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, :33 O, what would come >_> of ^.^ it! +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. x3 Wead OwO the wiww; ^w^ we'ww hear it, x3 Antony. +You uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO us OwO the wiww, Caesar's uWu wiww. +^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 patient? uWu Wiww you stay awhile? +I ^.^ have x3 o'ewshot ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to tell you >_> of it. +I ;;w;; feaw I :33 wwong OwO the >w< honyowabwe x3 men +uWu Whose >_> daggews ^.^ have ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD Caesaw; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 twaitows. ÚwÚ Honyowabwe >_< men! +ALL. The ^.^ wiww! The OwO testament! +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe viwwains, muwthewews. The ^.^ wiww! +x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ wiww! +^-^ ANTONY. You uWu wiww x3 compew me then ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 wiww? +;;w;; Then ^-^ make :3 a ring about OwO the cowse >_> of Caesaw, +And let me show you him UwU that :3 made OwO the uWu wiww. +:33 Shaww I ^.^ descend? And uWu wiww you ^w^ give me weave? +ALL. Come down. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Descend. +ÚwÚ He comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD puwpit. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ have weave. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO A ;;w;; wing, ^.^ stand wound. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Stand ^-^ fwom OwO the hearse, ^.^ stand ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Room uWu fow ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, press ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon uWu me, ^.^ stand :3 faw UwU off. +ALL. Stand >w< back; UwU woom, bear >_> back! +^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you ^.^ have >_< teaws, :33 pwepawe ^-^ to shed them OwO nyow. +You >w< aww ^-^ do xDD knyow :3 this mantwe. I wemembew +The ^.^ fiwst UwU time >w< evew Caesar >w< put ^.^ it OwO on; +ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ summew's OwO evenying, in his >_> tent, +:33 That :3 day ^.^ he :33 uvwcame OwO the ^-^ Nyewvii. +Look, in :3 this place ÚwÚ wan UwU Cassius' dagger UwU thwough; +^w^ See what :3 a rent OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 Casca ^w^ made; +^.^ Thwough :3 this OwO the :33 weww-bewuvd Bwutus stabb'd; +And as ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd his x3 cuwsed >_< steew ^w^ away, +>_< Mawk how OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Caesar follow'd it, +UwU As ÚwÚ wushing >_< out >_> of doors, ^-^ to >w< be wesowved +>w< If Bwutus OwO so UwU unkindwy >_> knyock'd, ^w^ ow no; +>_< Fow Bwutus, as you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ was Caesar's ;;w;; angew. +uWu Judge, :3 O you >_< gods, how dearly Caesar loved :3 him! +:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU most OwO unkindest ÚwÚ cut >_> of uWu aww; +>_< Fow when OwO the x3 nyobwe Caesar ^-^ saw him stab, +xDD Ingwatitude, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong than :3 twaitows' uWu awms, +OwO Quite ^.^ vanquish'd >_> him. ;;w;; Then ^-^ buwst his :3 mighty xDD heawt, +And, in his mantle muffwing OwO up his ;;w;; face, +>_< Even at OwO the base >_> of Pompey's uWu statue, +^w^ Which >w< aww OwO the >_< whiwe ÚwÚ wan blood, gweat Caesar feww. +:33 O, what :3 a ^-^ faww ÚwÚ was there, my countwymen! +;;w;; Then OwO I, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us feww down, +>w< Whiwst bwoody uWu tweason flourish'd xDD uvw ÚwÚ us. +:33 O, :3 nyow you ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and I pewceive you ;;w;; feew +The ^.^ dint >_> of ;;w;; pity. ^.^ These awe >_< gwacious drops. +UwU Kind souls, what weep you when you uWu but >w< behowd +Our Caesar's ;;w;; vestuwe wounded? Wook you ;;w;; hewe, +;;w;; Hewe :3 is himself, maww'd, as you >_> see, with x3 twaitows. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 O x3 nyobwe Caesaw! +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :3 woefuw xDD day! +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 O ^-^ twaitows ^-^ viwwains! +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O UwU most bwoody uWu sight! +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We uWu wiww >w< be uWu wevenged. +ALL. Wevenge! xDD About! xDD Seek! ^w^ Buwn! Fiwe! xDD Kiww! +Sway! >_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> twaitow wive! +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Stay, countrymen. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Peace ;;w;; thewe! >w< Heaw OwO the x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww follow ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww die with +>_> him. +^-^ ANTONY. Good fwiends, ^w^ sweet fwiends, let me ^.^ nyot :33 stiw you OwO up +ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^w^ sudden flood >_> of >w< mutiny. +^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed awe UwU honyowabwe. +What pwivate gwiefs uWu they x3 have, alas, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, +:33 That :3 made them ^-^ do it. ^.^ They awe xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 honyowabwe, +And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, with reasons ÚwÚ answew you. +I come ;;w;; nyot, fwiends, ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ heawts. +I x3 am nyo orator, as Bwutus >_> is; +But, as you xDD knyow me aww, :3 a ;;w;; pwain >w< bwunt man, +:33 That love my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they xDD knyow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww +:33 That >_> gave me uWu pubwic xDD weave ^-^ to speak >_> of >_> him. +>_< Fow I ^.^ have neither wit, :3 nyow x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^.^ wowth, +;;w;; Action, :3 nyow >w< uttewance, :3 nyow OwO the power >_> of speech, +ÚwÚ To :33 stiw xDD men's bwood. I only speak ^.^ wight OwO on; +I tell you UwU that ;;w;; which you youwsewves ^-^ do know; +Show you ^w^ sweet Caesar's uWu wounds, UwU poow OwO dumb uWu mouths, +And ;;w;; bid them speak uWu fow >_> me. But ;;w;; wewe I Bwutus, +And Bwutus ^.^ Antony, there ;;w;; wewe OwO an Antony +Wouwd ^w^ wuffwe OwO up >_> youw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and >w< put :3 a :33 tongue +UwU In every x3 wound >_> of Caesar UwU that shouwd move +The >w< stonyes >_> of >_> Wome ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny. +ALL. >w< We'ww >w< mutiny. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_< buwn OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Away, OwO then! ^w^ Come, >w< seek OwO the conspirators. +^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet hear uWu me, countwymen; ÚwÚ yet hear me speak. +ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >w< Heaw ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony! +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Why, fwiends, you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +OwO Whewein ;;w;; hath Caesar ;;w;; thus >w< desewved >_> youw :33 wuvs? +^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow not; I >w< must tell you xDD then. +You ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the uWu wiww I told you >_> of. +ALL. uWu Most true, OwO the ^.^ wiww! Let's stay ÚwÚ and hear OwO the uWu wiww. +^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wiww, ÚwÚ and uWu undew Caesar's ÚwÚ seaw. +ÚwÚ To every Woman xDD citizen ^.^ he gives, +ÚwÚ To every uWu sevewaw man, >w< seventy-five drachmas. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw! >w< We'ww wevenge his :33 death. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :33 woyaw Caesaw! +^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw me with uWu patience. +ALL. Peace, UwU ho! +^-^ ANTONY. Moweuvw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft you >w< aww his xDD wawks, +His pwivate >_> awbows, ÚwÚ and new-planted uWu owchawds, +uWu On :3 this >_> side :3 Tibew; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft them you, +And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws forever- ^w^ common pleasures, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ abwoad ÚwÚ and recreate ÚwÚ youwsewves. +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Caesaw! When comes such anyothew? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO Nyevew, never. ^w^ Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! +>w< We'ww >_< buwn his ÚwÚ body in OwO the holy place +And with OwO the bwands x3 fiwe OwO the :3 twaitows' houses. +;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ body. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch >w< fiwe. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down ^.^ benches. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down forms, windows, ;;w;; anything. +>_< Exeunt >_> Citizens with OwO the ÚwÚ body. +^-^ ANTONY. Nyow let ^.^ it OwO wowk. *leans over* Mischief, :3 thou art ^-^ afoot, +;;w;; Take :3 thou what ^-^ couwse :3 thou wilt. + +x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. + +OwO How nyow, fewwow? +SERVANT. >_> Siw, ^w^ Octavius :3 is already come ^-^ to Rome. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and Lepidus awe at Caesar's >_< house. +^-^ ANTONY. And thithew uWu wiww I straight ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. +ÚwÚ He comes x3 upon :3 a wish. >_> Fowtunye :3 is uWu mewwy, +And in :3 this >w< mood uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; anything. +SERVANT. I heard him uWu say Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius +uWu Awe x3 wid >_< wike xDD madmen OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. +^-^ ANTONY. Be >_< wike uWu they xDD had >w< some nyotice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +OwO How I xDD had ÚwÚ muvd ^.^ them. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to ^.^ Octavius. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A street. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. + +^-^ CINNyA. I dreamt tonight UwU that I >_> did feast with Caesaw, +And >w< things unwuckiwy chawge my xDD fantasy. +I ^.^ have nyo uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ wandew :3 fowth >_> of doors, +>_> Yet xDD something weads me fowth. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. + +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. What :3 is >_> youw name? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Whither awe you going? +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Whewe ^-^ do you dweww? +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you :3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Answer every man ^-^ diwectwy. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and briefly. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and truly, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. +^-^ CINNyA. What :3 is my name? Whither x3 am I going? :3 Whewe ^-^ do I dweww? OwO Am I +:3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? >_> Then, ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew every man :33 diwectwy +ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, wisewy ÚwÚ and xDD twuwy: wisewy I ÚwÚ say, I x3 am :3 a bachelor. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say uWu they awe fools UwU that uWu mawwy. +You'll bear me :3 a bang uWu fow UwU that, I fear. x3 Pwoceed ^-^ diwectwy. +^-^ CINNyA. Directly, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to Caesar's funyewaw. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. UwU As :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow OwO an x3 enyemy? +^-^ CINNyA. UwU As :3 a >w< fwiend. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 That matter :3 is answewed ^-^ diwectwy. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_> youw x3 dwewwing, briefly. +^-^ CINNyA. :33 Bwiefwy, I ÚwÚ dweww uWu by OwO the xDD Capitow. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Your uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; twuwy. +^-^ CINNyA. Twuwy, my name :3 is >w< Cinnya. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to pieces, :33 he's :3 a conspirator. +^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the :3 poet, I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad >_> vewses, >w< teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad +verses. +^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the conspirator. +>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, his nyame's >w< Cinnya. :33 Pwuck uWu but his +name >_< out >_> of his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw ^w^ him, >w< teaw :3 him! ^w^ Come, :33 bwands, ^w^ ho, firebrands. ÚwÚ To +ÚwÚ Bwutus', ^-^ to Cassius'; >_< buwn all. uWu Some ^-^ to Decius' OwO house, ÚwÚ and >w< some +^-^ to Casca's, >w< some ^-^ to :3 Wigawius'. Away, go! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A house in Rome. ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and Lepidus, seated at :3 a ^-^ tabwe. + +^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These many then uWu shaww x3 die, theiw >_< nyames awe ÚwÚ pwick'd. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. Your bwothew xDD too >w< must ^.^ die; consent you, ^w^ Wepidus? +UwU WEPIDUS. I ^-^ do :3 consent- +^-^ OCTAVIUS. Pwick him down, x3 Antony. +UwU WEPIDUS. :3 Upon ^.^ condition :33 Pubwius uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live, +OwO Who :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 wive; look, with :3 a xDD spot I x3 damn >_> him. +But, Lepidus, >w< go you ^-^ to Caesar's OwO house, +x3 Fetch OwO the uWu wiww hithew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD detewminye +OwO How ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< some chawge in legacies. +UwU WEPIDUS. >_> What, uWu shaww I find you hewe? +^-^ OCTAVIUS. Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow at OwO the xDD Capitow. Exit UwU Wepidus. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is :3 a ^w^ swight unmewitabwe man, +UwU Meet ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent uWu on uWu ewwands. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ fit, +The xDD thwee-fowd x3 wowwd xDD divided, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand +>_< Onye >_> of OwO the three ^-^ to share it? +^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So you ^w^ thought ^w^ him, +And took his >w< voice ^-^ who shouwd >w< be pwick'd ^-^ to die +UwU In ^-^ ouw bwack >_< sentence ÚwÚ and >w< pwoscwiption. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe >_< days than you, +And >w< though ^-^ we uWu way ^.^ these ;;w;; honyows uWu on :3 this man +ÚwÚ To >_> ease uWu ouwsewves >_> of divews >w< swandewous woads, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww uWu but bear them as OwO the ;;w;; ass uWu beaws ^.^ gowd, +ÚwÚ To >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew OwO the businyess, +x3 Eithew wed ^w^ ow ^.^ dwiven, as ^-^ we point OwO the OwO way; +And having ^w^ bwought ^-^ ouw >_> tweasuwe xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, +;;w;; Then UwU take ^-^ we ;;w;; down his woad ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him OwO off, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the uWu empty ass, ^-^ to >_< shake his ears +And graze in ÚwÚ commons. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw wiww, +But :33 he's :3 a ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant sowdiew. +^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is my OwO howse, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that +I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appoint him ^.^ stowe >_> of ;;w;; pwuvndew. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that I teach ^-^ to fight, +ÚwÚ To wind, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stop, ^-^ to run :33 diwectwy OwO on, +His cowpowaw motion guvwn'd uWu by my spirit. +And, in >w< some taste, :3 is Lepidus uWu but :3 so: +ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be taught, ÚwÚ and xDD twain'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid >w< go fowth; +OwO A UwU bawwen-spiwited fewwow, ^-^ onye UwU that feeds +uWu On objects, :3 awts, ÚwÚ and imitations, +>w< Which, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and staled uWu by uWu othew ^-^ men, +xDD Begin his xDD fashion. Do ^.^ nyot talk >_> of him +But as :3 a UwU pwopewty. And nyow, ÚwÚ Octavius, +:33 Wisten gweat ;;w;; things. Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius +uWu Awe ^.^ wevying powers; ^-^ we >w< must straight ^-^ make ÚwÚ head; +OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw awwiance >w< be :3 combinyed, +Our :33 best fwiends made, ^-^ ouw :3 means uWu stwetch'd; +And let OwO us ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go ^-^ sit in counciw, +OwO How covert mattews ^-^ may >w< be :33 best ^w^ discwosed, +And open pewiws >_> suwest ;;w;; answewed. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ do so, uWu fow ^-^ we awe at OwO the stake, +And ;;w;; bay'd about with many enemies; +And >w< some UwU that >_> smiwe ^.^ have in theiw hearts, I feaw, +>_> Miwwions >_> of >_> mischiefs. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ Sawdis. Before ^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. ^-^ Dwum. + +x3 Entew Bwutus, :3 Wuciwius, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and UwU Sowdiews; :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ and Pindarus ^.^ meet ^.^ them. + +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! +x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Give OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 stand. +BWUTUS. What nyow, :3 Wuciwius, :3 is ^w^ Cassius x3 nyeaw? +x3 WUCIWIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and Pindarus :3 is come +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you sawutation ^-^ fwom his mastew. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me :33 weww. Your :3 mastew, Pindawus, +UwU In his >_> own change, ^w^ ow uWu by i-iww ;;w;; officews, +;;w;; Hath >w< given me >w< some >w< wowthy cause ^-^ to ^w^ wish +OwO Things x3 donye >w< undonye; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be at ;;w;; hand, +I uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. +PINDARUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt +But UwU that my x3 nyobwe ^w^ mastew uWu wiww :3 appeaw +Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU doubted. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, :3 Wuciwius, +OwO How ^.^ he >_< weceived you. >_> Wet me >w< be resolved. +x3 WUCIWIUS. x3 With couwtesy ÚwÚ and with >_< wespect enyough, +But ^.^ nyot with such ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 instances, +Nyow with such free ÚwÚ and fwiendwy conference, +UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used >_> of ^.^ owd. +BWUTUS. Thou x3 hast x3 descwibed +OwO A ^.^ hot fwiend >w< coowing. :33 Evew nyote, :3 Wuciwius, +When love begins ^-^ to >w< sicken ÚwÚ and UwU decay +^w^ It useth OwO an ^-^ enfowced cewemony. +Thewe awe nyo tricks in ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ faith; +But >w< howwow ^-^ men, >_< wike howses ^.^ hot at ;;w;; hand, +UwU Make x3 gawwant show ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of theiw mettwe; +But when uWu they shouwd >_> enduwe OwO the bwoody uWu spuw, +^.^ They ^-^ faww theiw crests ÚwÚ and >_< wike x3 deceitfuw UwU jades +Sink in OwO the trial. x3 Comes his ;;w;; awmy :3 on? +x3 WUCIWIUS. ^.^ They meant his night in ÚwÚ Sawd :3 is ^-^ to >w< be quarter'd; +The gweatew UwU pawt, OwO the horse in general, +uWu Awe come with >w< Cassius. Low mawch within. +BWUTUS. Hawk, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ awwived. +ÚwÚ Mawch gently uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and his Powers. + +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ^w^ Speak OwO the >_> wowd awong. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! +uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe :33 bwothew, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. +BWUTUS. Judge uWu me, you x3 gods! Wrong I >_< minye enyemies? +And, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, how shouwd I :33 wwong :3 a xDD bwothew? +UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 this :33 sobew fowm >_> of x3 youws hides wwongs, +And when you ^-^ do ^w^ them- +BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be >_< content, +^w^ Speak >_> youw gwiefs :33 softwy, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you :33 weww. +Before OwO the eyes >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ Which shouwd pewceive nyothing uWu but love ^-^ fwom >w< us, +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwangwe. UwU Bid them move away; +;;w;; Then in my >_> tent, Cassius, ÚwÚ enwawge >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, +And I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu audience. +UwU CASSIUS. Pindawus, +UwU Bid ^-^ ouw commandews ;;w;; wead theiw chawges x3 off +OwO A wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 this ground. +BWUTUS. :3 Wuciwius, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and let nyo man +Come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. +>_> Wet Wucius ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius guawd ^-^ ouw ^w^ doow. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. + +x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. + +UwU CASSIUS. :33 That you ^.^ have wrong'd me doth :3 appeaw in :33 this: +You ^.^ have :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ and nyoted Wucius Pella +>_< Fow ^-^ taking x3 bwibes here >_> of OwO the Sawdians, +OwO Whewein my :3 wettews, uWu pwaying uWu on his >w< side, +xDD Because I knew OwO the man, ;;w;; wewe swighted UwU off. +BWUTUS. You wrong'd yourself ^-^ to wwite in such :3 a ^.^ case. +UwU CASSIUS. UwU In such :3 a UwU time as :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet +:33 That every nice >_> offense shouwd bear his :33 comment. +BWUTUS. >_> Wet me tell you, Cassius, you yourself +uWu Awe >w< much :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an ^-^ itching x3 pawm, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ and mawt >_> youw ^-^ offices uWu fow gold +ÚwÚ To ^w^ undesewvews. +UwU CASSIUS. I OwO an ^-^ itching palm? +You xDD knyow UwU that you awe Bwutus UwU that ^-^ speaks this, +Or, uWu by OwO the >_< gods, :3 this OwO speech ;;w;; wewe ewse >_> youw :33 wast. +BWUTUS. The name >_> of ^w^ Cassius ;;w;; honyows :3 this x3 cowwuption, +And OwO chastisement doth OwO thewefowe hide his head. +UwU CASSIUS. Chastisement? +BWUTUS. Wemembew xDD Mawch, OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch wemembew. +OwO Did ^.^ nyot gweat Julius bleed uWu fow ^-^ justice' >_< sake? +What villain ^w^ touch'd his body, UwU that >_> did stab, +And ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ justice? >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ onye >_> of >w< us, +:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ fowemost man >_> of >w< aww :3 this x3 wowwd +But uWu fow supporting ÚwÚ wobbews, uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyow +>w< Contaminyate ^-^ ouw fingers with base x3 bwibes +And ;;w;; seww OwO the :3 mighty space >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu wawge ;;w;; honyows +>_< Fow OwO so >w< much trash as ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ gwasped ^.^ thus? +I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :33 bay OwO the ^w^ moon, +>w< Than such :3 a x3 Woman. +UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :33 bait ^.^ nyot uWu me, +I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. You ^-^ fowget yourself +ÚwÚ To :33 hedge me in. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO I, +;;w;; Owdew in pwactice, ^w^ abwew than yourself +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ conditions. +BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe ;;w;; nyot, >w< Cassius. +UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ am. +BWUTUS. I uWu say you awe not. +UwU CASSIUS. Uwge me nyo :3 mowe, I uWu shaww ^-^ fowget mysewf; +>_< Have :33 mind x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ heawth, >_> tempt me nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. +BWUTUS. Away, ^w^ swight ^w^ man! +UwU CASSIUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +BWUTUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak. +Must I ^w^ give uWu way ÚwÚ and :3 woom ^-^ to >_> youw wash ^-^ chowew? +:33 Shaww I >w< be ^.^ fwighted when :3 a >_< madman uWu stawes? +UwU CASSIUS. :3 O >_< gods, ye x3 gods! Must I >_> enduwe >w< aww uWu this? +BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww uWu this? >w< Ay, more. Fret ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw >_> pwoud OwO heawt break. +uWu Go show >_> youw slaves how ^w^ chowewic you awe, +And ^-^ make >_> youw ;;w;; bondmen twembwe. Must I bouge? +Must I observe you? Must I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and >_< cwouch +^.^ Undew >_> youw ÚwÚ testy >w< humow? By OwO the >_< gods, +You uWu shaww OwO digest OwO the venyom >_> of >_> youw spleen, +^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do split you, for, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 day >w< fowth, +I'll ;;w;; use you uWu fow my mirth, ^-^ yea, uWu fow my :3 waughtew, +When you awe UwU waspish. +UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? +BWUTUS. You uWu say you awe :3 a better ;;w;; sowdiew: +>_> Wet ^.^ it :3 appeaw so, ^-^ make >_> youw vaunting true, +And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease me :33 weww. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, +I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to learn >_> of x3 nyobwe ^-^ men. +UwU CASSIUS. You :33 wwong me every >_< way, you :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; Bwutus. +I said, OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ bettew. +OwO Did I uWu say "bettew"? +BWUTUS. >w< If you :33 did, I cawe not. +UwU CASSIUS. When Caesar uWu wived, ^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd >_> me. +BWUTUS. Peace, :3 peace! You durst ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted >_> him. +UwU CASSIUS. I durst not? +BWUTUS. >_< Nyo. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt OwO him? +BWUTUS. >_< Fow >_> youw life you durst not. +UwU CASSIUS. Do ^.^ nyot presume xDD too >w< much x3 upon my :33 wuv; +I ^-^ may ^-^ do UwU that I uWu shaww >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. +BWUTUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that you shouwd >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. +Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; tewwow, Cassius, in >_> youw ^w^ thweats, +>_< Fow I x3 am UwU awm'd OwO so >w< stwong in ;;w;; honyesty, +:33 That uWu they xDD pass uWu by me as OwO the :33 idwe ^.^ wind +^w^ Which I >_< wespect not. I >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to you +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ;;w;; which you ;;w;; denyied uWu me, +>_< Fow I can ÚwÚ waise nyo money uWu by :3 viwe ^w^ means. +By UwU heaven, I xDD had wathew >_< coin my OwO heawt +And >_> dwop my UwU bwood uWu fow ^.^ dwachmas than ^-^ to wwing +From OwO the ^-^ hawd ^.^ hands >_> of peasants theiw :3 viwe trash +By ^-^ any :33 indiwection. I >_> did ^-^ send +ÚwÚ To you uWu fow gold ^-^ to pay my uWu wegions, +^w^ Which you ;;w;; denyied >_> me. >_> Was UwU that x3 donye >_< wike ^-^ Cassius? +;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ Caius ^w^ Cassius so? +When Mawcus Bwutus grows OwO so cuvtous +ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock such >w< wascaw ;;w;; countews ^-^ fwom his fwiends, +Be ^w^ weady, >_< gods, with >w< aww >_> youw thunderbolts, +uWu Dash him ^-^ to pieces! +UwU CASSIUS. I ;;w;; denyied you not. +BWUTUS. You ÚwÚ did. +UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did not. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO foow +:33 That ^w^ bwought my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ back. Bwutus ;;w;; hath rived my ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO A fwiend shouwd bear his UwU fwiend's infirmities, +But Bwutus makes >_< minye gweatew than uWu they >_> awe. +BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww you ;;w;; pwactise them uWu on >_> me. +UwU CASSIUS. You love me not. +BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ fauwts. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO A fwiendwy eye :33 couwd never UwU see such ^w^ fauwts. +BWUTUS. OwO A fwattewew's would ;;w;; nyot, >w< though uWu they ^-^ do :3 appeaw +UwU As huge as UwU high Olympus. +UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Octavius, xDD come, +^w^ Wevenge youwsewves :3 awonye uWu on Cassius, +>_< Fow ^w^ Cassius :3 is aweary >_> of OwO the ^.^ wowwd: +Hated uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ he :33 wuvs; ;;w;; bwaved uWu by his brother; +^.^ Check'd >_< wike :3 a :3 bondman; >w< aww his faults >_> obsewved, +ÚwÚ Set in :3 a ;;w;; nyotebook, ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd uWu by ^.^ wote, +ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO into my teeth. :33 O, I :33 couwd weep +UwU My spirit ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> eyes! Thewe :3 is my UwU daggew, +And here my ^.^ nyaked breast; ÚwÚ within, :3 a OwO heawt +>_> Deawew than :3 Pwuto's ÚwÚ minye, wichew than >w< gowd. +>w< If UwU that :3 thou :33 best :3 a :3 Woman, UwU take ^.^ it fowth; +OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ÚwÚ thee ^.^ gowd, uWu wiww ^w^ give my ÚwÚ heawt. +Strike, as :3 thou didst at Caesaw, uWu fow I >w< knyow, +When :3 thou didst UwU hate him worst, :3 thou >w< wuvdst him better +>w< Than >w< evew :3 thou >w< wuvdst >w< Cassius. +BWUTUS. >_< Sheathe >_> youw dagger. +Be :3 angwy when you wiww, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ scope; +Do what you wiww, ^.^ dishonyow uWu shaww >w< be humor. +:3 O Cassius, you awe :3 yoked with :3 a ^w^ wamb, +:33 That >_> cawwies :3 angew as OwO the fwint uWu beaws fire, +Who, >w< much ÚwÚ enfowced, >w< shows :3 a ^-^ hasty ^w^ spawk +And straight :3 is x3 cowd again. +UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ Cassius :33 wived +ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter ^-^ to his Bwutus, +When >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ill-temper'd vexeth OwO him? +BWUTUS. When I xDD spoke UwU that, I ÚwÚ was ill-temper'd ^w^ too. +UwU CASSIUS. Do you x3 confess OwO so much? >w< Give me >_> youw hand. +BWUTUS. And my OwO heawt ^w^ too. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 O x3 Bwutus! +BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? +UwU CASSIUS. >_< Have ^.^ nyot you love enough ^-^ to bear with me +When UwU that wash humow ;;w;; which my mothew >_> gave me +:3 Makes me >w< fowgetfuw? +BWUTUS. x3 Yes, Cassius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 hencefowth, +When you awe uvweawnyest with >_> youw Bwutus, +He'll ÚwÚ think >_> youw mothew chides, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ÚwÚ so. +UwU POET. [Within.] >_> Wet me >w< go in ^-^ to UwU see OwO the genyewaws. +Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ gwudge :3 between >w< 'em, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet +^.^ They >w< be awonye. +x3 WUCIWIUS. [Within.] You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to ^.^ them. +UwU POET. [Within.] Nyothing uWu but death uWu shaww stay >_> me. + +x3 Entew Poet, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by :3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, ÚwÚ and Wucius. + +UwU CASSIUS. OwO How nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +UwU POET. >_< Fow shame, you ÚwÚ genyewaws! What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? +UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be fwiends, as two such x3 men shouwd ^w^ be; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe yeaws, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, than ^.^ ye. +UwU CASSIUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! OwO How vilely doth :3 this OwO cynyic whyme! +BWUTUS. UwU Get you hence, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; saucy fewwow, OwO hence! +UwU CASSIUS. Beaw with ^w^ him, OwO Bwutus; 'tis his xDD fashion. +BWUTUS. I'll xDD knyow his humow when ^.^ he knows his xDD time. +What shouwd OwO the wars ^-^ do with ^.^ these >_> jigging ^w^ foows? +^.^ Companyion, OwO hence! +UwU CASSIUS. Away, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! Exit x3 Poet. +BWUTUS. >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and uWu Titinyius, ;;w;; bid OwO the commandews +Pwepawe ^-^ to lodge theiw ^w^ companyies >_< tonyight. +UwU CASSIUS. And come youwsewves ÚwÚ and bwing >_> Messawa with you +Immediately ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. +BWUTUS. >_< Wucius, :3 a boww >_> of ;;w;; winye! Exit Wucius. +UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think you :33 couwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO so xDD angwy. +BWUTUS. :3 O Cassius, I x3 am uWu sick >_> of many griefs. +UwU CASSIUS. x3 Of >_> youw phiwosophy you ^-^ make nyo use, +>w< If you ^w^ give place ^-^ to accidentaw uWu eviws. +BWUTUS. :3 Nyo man uWu beaws UwU sowwow ^w^ bettew. OwO Powtia :3 is UwU dead. +UwU CASSIUS. Ha? Powtia? +BWUTUS. She :3 is UwU dead. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO How ;;w;; 'scaped :33 kiwwing when I ;;w;; cwoss'd you so? +:3 O ;;w;; insuppowtabwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ touching ^w^ woss! +:3 Upon what sickness? +BWUTUS. >_> Impatient >_> of my x3 absence, +And >w< gwief UwU that x3 young ^w^ Octavius with >_< Mawk Antony +>_< Have :3 made themsewves OwO so stwong- uWu fow with xDD hew death +:33 That >_< tidings came- with :3 this ^.^ she feww ^-^ distwact, +And (her attendants absent) swawwow'd >w< fiwe. +UwU CASSIUS. And ;;w;; died so? +BWUTUS. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 O ye immortal x3 gods! + +;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> tapew. + +BWUTUS. ^w^ Speak nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 hew. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. +UwU In :3 this I :33 buwy >w< aww unkindnyess, >w< Cassius. :3 Dwinks. +UwU CASSIUS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is thirsty uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pwedge. +Fiww, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the xDD winye o'ewsweww OwO the ÚwÚ cup; +I cannyot dwink xDD too >w< much >_> of ^w^ Bwutus' wuv. :3 Dwinks. +BWUTUS. Come ÚwÚ in, Titinius! Exit Wucius. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu Titinyius, with Messawa. + +Wewcome, good Messawa. +Nyow ^-^ sit ^-^ we :33 cwose about :3 this x3 tapew ;;w;; hewe, +And caww in xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< nyecessities. +UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Powtia, art :3 thou gonye? +BWUTUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray you. +Messala, I ^.^ have here >_< weceived letters +:33 That x3 young ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony +Come ;;w;; down x3 upon OwO us with :3 a :3 mighty :33 powew, +Bending theiw ^-^ expedition towawd Philippi. +OwO MESSAWA. Myself ^.^ have letters >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame UwU tenyuwe. +BWUTUS. x3 With what >w< addition? +OwO MESSAWA. :33 That uWu by proscription ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws >_> of outlawry +ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and Lepidus +>_< Have >w< put ^-^ to death OwO an ^-^ hundwed senyatows. +BWUTUS. Thewe in ^-^ ouw letters ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ agwee; +Minye speak >_> of >w< seventy xDD senyatows UwU that ;;w;; died +By theiw pwoscwiptions, x3 Cicewo being ^w^ onye. +UwU CASSIUS. x3 Cicewo ^-^ onye! +OwO MESSAWA. x3 Cicewo :3 is OwO dead, +And uWu by UwU that owdew >_> of >w< pwoscwiption. +Had you >_> youw letters ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, my UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. No, Messawa. +OwO MESSAWA. Nyow nyothing in >_> youw letters :3 wwit >_> of uWu hew? +BWUTUS. UwU Nyothing, Messawa. +OwO MESSAWA. That, >_> methinks, :3 is :33 stwange. +BWUTUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? >w< Heaw you >w< aught >_> of xDD hew in yours? +OwO MESSAWA. No, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. Nyow, as you awe :3 a :3 Woman, tell me true. +OwO MESSAWA. ;;w;; Then >_< wike :3 a Woman bear OwO the >w< twuth I ^-^ teww: +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ faweweww, uWu Powtia. We >w< must x3 die, Messawa. +x3 With UwU meditating UwU that ^.^ she >w< must die UwU once +I ^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^.^ it OwO nyow. +OwO MESSAWA. >_< Even OwO so gweat x3 men gweat ÚwÚ wosses shouwd endure. +UwU CASSIUS. I ^.^ have as >w< much >_> of :3 this in art as you, +But ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +BWUTUS. Weww, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wowk >_> awive. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think +x3 Of marching ^-^ to Philippi xDD pwesentwy? +UwU CASSIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 good. +BWUTUS. Your weason? +UwU CASSIUS. :3 This ^.^ it UwU is: +^.^ 'Tis better UwU that OwO the enemy >w< seek >_< us; +^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ waste his means, x3 weawy his soldiers, +Doing ^-^ himsewf ^w^ offense, UwU whiwst ^-^ we lying still +uWu Awe :33 fuww >_> of rest, ^.^ defense, ÚwÚ and :33 nyimbwenyess. +BWUTUS. Good reasons >w< must >_> of x3 fowce ^w^ give place ^-^ to ^w^ bettew. +The ^w^ peopwe :33 'twixt Philippi ÚwÚ and :3 this gwound +Do ^.^ stand uWu but in :3 a fowced affection, +>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have gwudged OwO us contwibution. +The enemy, marching ÚwÚ awong uWu by ;;w;; them, +By them uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 a xDD fuwwew ÚwÚ nyumbew uWu up, +Come uWu on refresh'd, ÚwÚ nyew-added, ÚwÚ and OwO encouwaged; +From ;;w;; which ^w^ advantage uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut him x3 off +>w< If at Philippi ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; face him there, +^.^ These ^w^ peopwe at ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, good brother. +BWUTUS. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. You >w< must ^-^ nyote >_> beside +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ twied OwO the xDD utmost >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, +Our legions awe OwO bwim-fuww, ^-^ ouw cause :3 is wipe: +The enemy increaseth every ÚwÚ day; +xDD We, at OwO the >_> height, awe ready ^-^ to decline. +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< tide in OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men +^w^ Which :3 taken at OwO the flood weads uWu on ^-^ to fowtunye; +^.^ Omitted, >w< aww OwO the UwU voyage >_> of theiw life +^-^ Is bound in x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and in misewies. +uWu On such :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ sea awe ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD afwoat, +And ^-^ we >w< must UwU take OwO the cuwwent when ^.^ it serves, +Ow wose ^-^ ouw ventuwes. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, with >_> youw wiww, >w< go OwO on; +>w< We'ww ÚwÚ awong uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet them at Philippi. +BWUTUS. The ^-^ deep >_> of night :3 is crept x3 upon ^-^ ouw talk, +And ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must ^-^ obey necessity, +^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyiggawd with :3 a wittwe ^-^ west. +Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? +UwU CASSIUS. :3 Nyo more. Good ^-^ nyight. +Eawwy tomorrow uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ hence. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius. + +UwU My >_< gown. Exit Wucius. +Faweweww, good Messala; +Good night, ^.^ Titinyius; noble, x3 nyobwe Cassius, +Good night ÚwÚ and good >_> wepose. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 O my dear ^-^ bwothew! +:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO an i-iww beginning >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. +uWu Nyevew come such *looks away* division ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw souls! +>_> Wet ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Bwutus. +BWUTUS. Everything :3 is :33 weww. +UwU CASSIUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. Good night, good brother. +TITINyIUS. OwO MESSAWA. Good night, Wowd ;;w;; Bwutus. +BWUTUS. Faweweww, ^.^ evewyonye. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. + +;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with OwO the >_< gown. + +>w< Give me OwO the >_< gown. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< instwument? +UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the >w< tent. +BWUTUS. >_> What, :3 thou OwO speak'st uWu dwowsiwy? +OwO Poow >_< knyave, I blame ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art x3 o'ewwatch'd. +^-^ Caww ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu othew >_> of my ^-^ men, +I'll ^.^ have them ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ cushions in my >w< tent. +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio! + +x3 Entew >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. + +>_< VAWWO. :3 Cawws my UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. I pray you, ;;w;; siws, lie in my tent ÚwÚ and sleep; +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise you uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by +uWu On ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my bwothew >w< Cassius. +>_< VAWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and watch >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +BWUTUS. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Wie down, good sirs. +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww otherwise >_< bethink >_> me. +Wook >_< Wucius, >w< hewe's OwO the book I ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >w< so; +I >w< put ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of my >_< gown. +>w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio lie down. +UwU WUCIUS. I ÚwÚ was ^w^ suwe >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. +BWUTUS. Beaw with uWu me, good OwO boy, I x3 am >w< much OwO fowgetfuw. +OwO Canst :3 thou howd OwO up >w< thy :33 heavy eyes uWu awhiwe, +And ^.^ touch >w< thy ^.^ instwument :3 a xDD stwain ^w^ ow two? +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, my lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. +BWUTUS. ^w^ It does, my ÚwÚ boy. +I twoubwe ÚwÚ thee xDD too xDD much, uWu but :3 thou art uWu wiwwing. +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is my duty, sir. +BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ past >w< thy :3 might; +I xDD knyow x3 young bloods ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a UwU time >_> of ^-^ west. +UwU WUCIUS. I ^.^ have slept, my lord, awweady. +BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd ÚwÚ thee UwU wong. >w< If I ^-^ do live, +I uWu wiww >w< be good ^-^ to thee. >_< Music, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. +:3 This :3 is :3 a sweepy ^.^ tunye. :3 O murtherous ÚwÚ swumbew, +^.^ Wayest :3 thou >w< thy :33 weaden mace x3 upon my :3 boy +:33 That uWu pways ÚwÚ thee ^.^ music? ;;w;; Gentwe >_< knyave, good ^-^ nyight. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 wake thee. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD nyod, :3 thou uWu bweak'st >w< thy instrument; +I'll UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom thee; :3 and, good OwO boy, good ^-^ nyight. +>_> Wet me >_> see, let me xDD see; :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the weaf tuwn'd ;;w;; down +:3 Whewe I weft >w< weading? ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I uWu think. ^w^ Sits down. + +x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar. + +OwO How i-iww :3 this x3 tapew >_> buwns! Ha, ^-^ who comes hewe? +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess >_> of >_< minye eyes +:33 That >_> shapes :3 this monstrous apparition. +^w^ It comes x3 upon >_> me. Awt :3 thou xDD anything? +Awt :3 thou >w< some god, >w< some angew, ^w^ ow >w< some ^w^ deviw +:33 That ^.^ makest my UwU bwood x3 cowd ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw ^-^ to stare? +^w^ Speak ^-^ to me what :3 thou awt. +GHOST. x3 Thy evil ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; Bwutus. +BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu comest thou? +GHOST. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see me at Philippi. +BWUTUS. Weww, then I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO again? +GHOST. >w< Ay, at Philippi. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww UwU see ÚwÚ thee at Philippi xDD then. Exit xDD Ghost. +Nyow I ^.^ have :3 taken OwO heawt :3 thou vanyishest. +^w^ Iww ^.^ spiwit, I would howd ^-^ mowe talk with thee. +:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ^w^ Vawwo! Claudio! >w< Siws, ÚwÚ awake! +Claudio! +UwU WUCIUS. The UwU stwings, my lord, awe ^-^ fawse. +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He OwO thinks ^.^ he still :3 is at his instwument. +>_< Wucius, ÚwÚ awake! +UwU WUCIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. >w< Didst :3 thou dweam, >_< Wucius, UwU that :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ cwiedst ^w^ out? +UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that I >_> did cry. +BWUTUS. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou OwO didst. >w< Didst :3 thou UwU see xDD anything? +UwU WUCIUS. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. ^w^ Sweep uWu again, Wucius. Sirrah Claudio! +uWu [To Vawwo.] Fellow thou, ÚwÚ awake! +>_< VAWWO. UwU My UwU wowd? +OwO CWAUDIO. UwU My UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. UwU Why >_> did you OwO so x3 cwy out, ;;w;; siws, in >_> youw xDD sweep? +>_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Did >_> we, my UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ saw you xDD anything? +>_< VAWWO. No, my lord, I ^-^ saw nothing. +OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my bwothew ;;w;; Cassius; +UwU Bid him xDD set uWu on his >w< powews uWu betimes OwO befowe, +And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO fowwow. +>_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my :33 wowd. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The xDD pwains >_> of Philippi. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. + +^-^ OCTAVIUS. Nyow, ^.^ Antony, ^-^ ouw OwO hopes awe ;;w;; answewed. +You ^w^ said OwO the enemy would ^.^ nyot come down, +But ^-^ keep OwO the :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and uppew ;;w;; wegions. +^w^ It proves ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. Their ^.^ battwes awe at >w< hand; +^.^ They UwU mean ^-^ to >_> wawn OwO us at Philippi ;;w;; hewe, +Answewing before ^-^ we ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of ^.^ them. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tut, I x3 am in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow +>w< Whewefowe uWu they ^-^ do it. ^.^ They :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To >w< visit uWu othew places, ÚwÚ and come ;;w;; down +x3 With xDD feawfuw bravery, >w< thinking uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face +ÚwÚ To OwO fasten in ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts UwU that uWu they ^.^ have courage; +But 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, genyewaws. +The enemy comes uWu on in x3 gawwant ^w^ show; +Their bwoody >w< sign >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 is :3 hung out, +And xDD something ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye immediatewy. +^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, ;;w;; wead >_> youw ^-^ battwe softwy OwO on, +:3 Upon OwO the weft hand >_> of OwO the x3 even fiewd. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight hand OwO I, ^-^ keep :3 thou OwO the left. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why ^-^ do you cross me in :3 this ^.^ exigent? +^-^ OCTAVIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cross you, uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. + +xDD Mawch. ^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU Awmy; +:3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, Messala, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have :33 pawwey. +UwU CASSIUS. Stand :3 fast, ^.^ Titinyius; ^-^ we >w< must >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ tawk. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give >w< sign >_> of battle? +^-^ ANTONY. No, Caesaw, ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew uWu on theiw :33 chawge. +UwU Make >w< fowth, OwO the ^w^ genyewaws would ^.^ have >w< some wowds. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. x3 Stiw ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signal ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signyaw. +BWUTUS. Words before OwO bwows. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, countrymen? +^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Nyot UwU that ^-^ we love uWu wowds :3 bettew, as you do. +BWUTUS. Good uWu wowds awe better than OwO bad xDD stwokes, ^.^ Octavius. +^-^ ANTONY. UwU In >_> youw OwO bad xDD stwokes, Bwutus, you ^w^ give good wowds. +>_> Witnyess OwO the hole you :3 made in Caesar's xDD heawt, +:33 Cwying "Long wive! Hail, OwO Caesaw!" +UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Antony, +The x3 postuwe >_> of >_> youw uWu bwows awe ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown; +But uWu fow >_> youw x3 wowds, uWu they x3 wob OwO the >_> Hybwa ^w^ bees, +And xDD weave them :3 honyeywess. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot stingless ^w^ too. +BWUTUS. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ soundwess UwU too, +>_< Fow you ^.^ have stow'n theiw OwO buzzing, ^.^ Antony, +And vewy wisewy ^-^ thweat before you sting. +^-^ ANTONY. Villains! You >_> did ^.^ nyot OwO so when >_> youw :3 viwe >_> daggews +Hack'd ^-^ onye another in OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of Caesar. +You show'd >_> youw UwU teeth >_< wike ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and >_> fawn'd >_< wike ^w^ hounds, +And bow'd >_< wike :33 bondmen, kissing Caesar's ;;w;; feet; +>w< Whiwst damned Casca, >_< wike :3 a cur, >_> behind +^.^ Stwooke Caesar uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ nyeck. :3 O you UwU fwattewews! +UwU CASSIUS. UwU Fwattewews? Nyow, Bwutus, :3 thank OwO youwsewf. +:3 This :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO so today, +>w< If ^w^ Cassius UwU might ^.^ have :33 wuwed. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ cause. >w< If arguing ^-^ make OwO us UwU sweat, +The >_> pwoof >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to x3 weddew drops. +Look, +I dwaw :3 a >_< swowd x3 against ÚwÚ conspiwatows; +When ÚwÚ think you UwU that OwO the >_< swowd :33 goes OwO up OwO again? +OwO Nyevew, ÚwÚ tiww Caesar's three ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty wounds +Be ;;w;; weww avenged, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ tiww another Caesar +>_< Have ÚwÚ added slaughter ^-^ to OwO the >_< swowd >_> of x3 twaitows. +BWUTUS. Caesaw, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot die uWu by :3 twaitows' x3 hands, +>_< Unwess :3 thou >_> bwing'st them with thee. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So I hope, +I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to die uWu on ^w^ Bwutus' ^w^ swowd. +BWUTUS. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the nyobwest >_> of >w< thy ^.^ stwain, +Young man, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot die ^-^ mowe UwU honyowabwe. +UwU CASSIUS. OwO A peevish ÚwÚ schoow OwO boy, ^.^ wowthwess >_> of such honor, +^.^ Join'd with :3 a xDD maskew ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; wevewew! +^-^ ANTONY. Old ^w^ Cassius still! +^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, >w< away! +^.^ Defiance, >_< twaitows, huww ^-^ we in >_> youw teeth. +>w< If you dare fight today, come ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, when you ^.^ have OwO stomachs. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. +UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyow, blow :3 and, sweww biwwow, ÚwÚ and OwO swim bark! +The :3 stowm :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is uWu on OwO the ^.^ hazawd. +BWUTUS. xDD Ho, OwO Wuciwius! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +x3 WUCIWIUS. [Stands forth.] UwU My UwU wowd? +Bwutus ÚwÚ and >_> Wuciwius ;;w;; convewse apart. +UwU CASSIUS. >w< Messawa! +OwO MESSAWA. [Stands forth.] What :33 says my ^-^ genyewaw? +UwU CASSIUS. Messala, +:3 This :3 is my biwthday, as :3 this vewy :3 day +>_> Was ^w^ Cassius uWu bown. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Messawa. +Be :3 thou my witness UwU that, x3 against my wiww, +UwU As ;;w;; Pompey OwO was, x3 am I xDD compeww'd ^-^ to xDD set +:3 Upon ^-^ onye ^-^ battwe >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 wibewties. +You xDD knyow UwU that I held Epicurus ^w^ stwong, +And his ^-^ opinyion. Nyow I >_> change my UwU mind, +And pawtwy ÚwÚ cwedit >w< things UwU that ^-^ do :33 pwesage. +^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom Sawdis, uWu on ^-^ ouw fowmew ^w^ ensign +>w< Two :3 mighty x3 eagwes fell, ÚwÚ and there uWu they perch'd, +Gorging ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw sowdiews' x3 hands, +OwO Who ^-^ to Philippi here OwO consowted ÚwÚ us. +:3 This xDD mownying awe uWu they xDD fwed away ÚwÚ and gone, +And in theiw ^w^ steads ^-^ do ravens, >_< cwows, ÚwÚ and kites +>_> Fwy o'ew ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and >_< downwawd ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, +UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe sickly >w< pwey. Their ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ seem +OwO A >_> canyopy UwU most fatal, uWu undew ;;w;; which +Our ;;w;; awmy :3 wies, ready ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. +OwO MESSAWA. >_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +UwU CASSIUS. I uWu but believe ^.^ it pawtwy, +>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ fwesh >_> of spirit ÚwÚ and wesowved +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >w< aww pewiws vewy constantwy. +BWUTUS. >_< Even so, ÚwÚ Wuciwius. +UwU CASSIUS. Nyow, UwU most x3 nyobwe Bwutus, +The UwU gods ^.^ today ^.^ stand fwiendwy UwU that ^-^ we >w< may, +Wuvws in :3 peace, ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ to OwO age! +But, >_< since OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men west still incertain, +Let's reason with OwO the wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall. +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do wose :3 this battwe, then :3 is :3 this +The vewy last UwU time ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >w< togethew. +What awe you then determined ^-^ to x3 do? +BWUTUS. >_< Even uWu by OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of UwU that phiwosophy +By ;;w;; which I >_> did blame :3 Cato uWu fow OwO the death +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ give ^-^ himsewf- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; how, +But I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and vile, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of what UwU might fall, OwO so ^-^ to >w< pwevent +The UwU time >_> of ^.^ wife- arming ^-^ mysewf with >_< patience +ÚwÚ To stay OwO the providence >_> of >w< some UwU high >w< powews +:33 That :33 guvwn OwO us below. +UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, ^-^ if ^-^ we wose :3 this battwe, +You awe OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be wed in ;;w;; twiumph +uWu Thowough OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome? +BWUTUS. No, Cassius, nyo. :33 Think ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou x3 nyobwe :3 Woman, +:33 That >w< evew Bwutus uWu wiww >w< go bound ^-^ to Rome; +ÚwÚ He uWu beaws xDD too gweat :3 a mind. But :3 this >_> same :3 day +Must ^-^ end UwU that wowk OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch x3 begun. +And whethew ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet UwU again I xDD knyow not. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw xDD evewwasting faweweww take. +>_< Fowevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowevew, ^.^ faweweww, >_> Cassius! +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, >_> why, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU smiwe; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. +UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Fowevew ÚwÚ and :33 fowevew ^.^ faweweww, x3 Bwutus! +>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, ^w^ we'ww >_> smiwe UwU indeed; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, 'tis OwO twue :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. +BWUTUS. UwU Why then, ;;w;; wead x3 on. :33 O, UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD knyow +The ^-^ end >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ businyess ewe ^.^ it x3 come! +But ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth UwU that OwO the :3 day uWu wiww end, +And then OwO the ^-^ end :3 is known. ^w^ Come, UwU ho! xDD Away! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The field >_> of x3 battwe. + +Awawum. x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Messawa. + +BWUTUS. x3 Wide, ride, Messala, ride, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ these ^.^ biwws +^.^ Unto OwO the legions uWu on OwO the uWu othew xDD side. Loud ÚwÚ awawum. +>_> Wet them xDD set uWu on at once, uWu fow I pewceive +But x3 cowd demeanyow in >w< Octavia's ;;w;; wing, +And ^w^ sudden push gives them OwO the uvwthwow. +x3 Wide, ride, Messawa. >_> Wet them >w< aww come down. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +Awawums. x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. + +UwU CASSIUS. :33 O, look, uWu Titinyius, look, OwO the >_< viwwains ;;w;; fwy! +Myself ^.^ have ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own tuwn'd enyemy. +:3 This ^w^ ensign here >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ was UwU tuwnying >w< back; +I slew OwO the xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> him. +TITINyIUS. :3 O Cassius, Bwutus >_> gave OwO the >_> wowd xDD too ;;w;; eawwy, +Who, having >w< some ^w^ advantage uWu on ÚwÚ Octavius, +>_< Took ^.^ it xDD too eagewwy. His xDD sowdiews feww ^-^ to ^w^ spoiw, +>w< Whiwst ^-^ we uWu by Antony awe >w< aww >_< encwosed. + +x3 Entew Pindarus. + +PINDARUS. >_> Fwy further OwO off, my lord, UwU fwy further off; +>_< Mawk Antony :3 is in >_> youw tents, my ^w^ wowd; +>w< Fwy, ^.^ thewefowe, x3 nyobwe Cassius, UwU fwy :3 faw UwU off. +UwU CASSIUS. :3 This hiww :3 is :3 faw ^w^ enyough. Look, look, x3 Titinyius: +uWu Awe x3 those my x3 tents xDD whewe I pewceive OwO the xDD fiwe? +TITINyIUS. ^.^ They awe, my :33 wowd. +UwU CASSIUS. uWu Titinyius, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst uWu me, +xDD Mount :3 thou my horse ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy ^w^ spuws in ^w^ him, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to :33 yondew twoops +And here uWu again, UwU that I ^-^ may west >_> assuwed +:3 Whethew yond twoops awe fwiend ^w^ ow enyemy. +TITINyIUS. I uWu wiww >w< be here uWu again, x3 even with :3 a OwO thought. UwU Exit. +UwU CASSIUS. Go, Pindawus, >_< get highew uWu on UwU that ;;w;; hiww; +UwU My OwO sight ÚwÚ was >w< evew UwU thick; ^-^ wegawd uWu Titinyius, +And tell me what :3 thou >_< nyotest about OwO the fiewd. +Pindarus ÚwÚ ascends OwO the :33 hiww. +:3 This :3 day I ^.^ bweathed >_> fiwst: UwU time :3 is come :33 wound, +And xDD whewe I >_> did ÚwÚ begin, there uWu shaww I :3 end; +UwU My life :3 is run his UwU compass. Sirrah, what x3 nyews? +PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 O my wowd! +UwU CASSIUS. What x3 nyews? +PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 Titinyius :3 is enclosed x3 wound about +x3 With horsemen, UwU that ^-^ make ^-^ to him uWu on OwO the ;;w;; spuw; +>_> Yet ^.^ he ^w^ spuws x3 on. Nyow uWu they awe ^w^ awmost uWu on >_> him. +Nyow, Titinius! Nyow >w< some >_> wight. :33 O, ^.^ he lights ^w^ too. +>w< He's ta'en xDD [Shout.] And, xDD hawk! ^.^ They ^.^ shout uWu fow OwO joy. +UwU CASSIUS. Come ;;w;; down; >w< behowd nyo more. +:33 O, cowawd UwU that I OwO am, ^-^ to live OwO so long, +ÚwÚ To UwU see my :33 best fwiend ta'en before my >w< face! +Pindarus UwU descends. +Come hithew, sirrah. +UwU In >_> Pawthia >_> did I UwU take ÚwÚ thee pwisonyew, +And then I :33 swowe ^.^ thee, saving >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, +:33 That >_> whatsoevew I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, +Thou shouldst ^-^ attempt it. Come nyow, ^-^ keep UwU thinye >_> oath; +Nyow >w< be :3 a :33 fweeman, ÚwÚ and with :3 this good ;;w;; swowd, +:33 That ÚwÚ wan OwO thwough Caesar's xDD bowews, >_> seawch :3 this >_< bosom. +Stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO answew: ;;w;; hewe, UwU take :3 thou OwO the hiwts; +And when my ;;w;; face :3 is >_> cuvw'd, as 'tis nyow, +x3 Guide :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swowd. ^.^ [Pindawus ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ him.] Caesaw, :3 thou art +revenged, +>_< Even with OwO the >_< swowd UwU that xDD kiww'd thee. ^.^ Dies. +PINDARUS. UwU So, I x3 am ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ yet would ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have :3 been, +>_> Duwst I ^.^ have x3 donye my uWu wiww. :3 O >_> Cassius! +Far ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; countwy Pindarus uWu shaww ^-^ wun, +:3 Whewe never Woman uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. UwU Exit. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 Titinyius with Messawa. + +OwO MESSAWA. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but change, uWu Titinyius, uWu fow ^w^ Octavius +^-^ Is ÚwÚ uvwthwown uWu by x3 nyobwe ^w^ Bwutus' :33 powew, +UwU As UwU Cassius' legions awe uWu by x3 Antony. +TITINyIUS. ^.^ These >_< tidings would ;;w;; weww comfort >w< Cassius. +OwO MESSAWA. :3 Whewe >_> did you xDD weave OwO him? +TITINyIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ disconsowate, +x3 With Pindarus his bondman, uWu on :3 this :33 hiww. +OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he UwU that :3 wies x3 upon OwO the ground? +TITINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the living. :3 O my >_< heawt! +OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that x3 he? +TITINyIUS. No, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_< he, Messala, +But ^w^ Cassius :3 is nyo more. :3 O setting >_> sun, +UwU As in >w< thy wed ^-^ ways :3 thou OwO dost sink ^-^ to night, +^w^ So in his wed UwU bwood UwU Cassius' :3 day :3 is set, +The >_< sun >_> of >_> Wome :3 is :33 set! Our :3 day :3 is gone; +Cwouds, OwO dews, ÚwÚ and dangews x3 come; ^-^ ouw deeds awe :33 donye! +Mistrust >_> of my >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. +OwO MESSAWA. Mistrust >_> of good >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. +:3 O ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ ewwow, melancholy's OwO chiwd, +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou show ^-^ to OwO the :3 apt >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men +The >w< things UwU that awe not? :3 O ^-^ ewwow, >_> soon conceived, +Thou never uWu comest x3 unto :3 a x3 happy birth, +But kill'st OwO the mothew UwU that engender'd thee! +TITINyIUS. >_> What, :3 Pindawus! :3 Whewe art thou, Pindarus? +OwO MESSAWA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, uWu Titinyius, UwU whiwst I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet +The x3 nyobwe Bwutus, ;;w;; thwusting :3 this wepowt +x3 Into his x3 eaws. I ^-^ may uWu say >w< "thwusting" it, +>_< Fow ^.^ piewcing >_< steew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dawts envenyomed +:33 Shaww >w< be as ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ears >_> of Bwutus +UwU As >_< tidings >_> of :3 this ^w^ sight. +TITINyIUS. Hie you, Messala, +And I uWu wiww >w< seek uWu fow Pindarus OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit Messawa. +UwU Why didst :3 thou ^-^ send me >w< fowth, bwave ^-^ Cassius? +OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet >w< thy uWu fwiends? And >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu they +x3 Put uWu on my uWu bwows :3 this ^.^ wweath >_> of ;;w;; victowy, +And ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO thee? >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear theiw OwO shouts? +^.^ Awas, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ misconstwued :33 evewything! +But, howd ^.^ thee, UwU take :3 this OwO gawwand uWu on >w< thy :33 bwow; +x3 Thy Bwutus ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I +uWu Wiww ^-^ do his ^-^ bidding. Bwutus, come :3 apace, +And UwU see how I :33 wegawded ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. +By >_> youw leave, >_< gods, :3 this :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's pawt. +^w^ Come, UwU Cassius' ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and find ^-^ Titinyius' ÚwÚ heawt. +Kiwws :3 himsewf. + +Awawum. ;;w;; We-entew Messala, with Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +BWUTUS. Whewe, where, Messala, doth his ÚwÚ body wie? +OwO MESSAWA. :33 Wo, UwU yondew, ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ mouwnying it. +BWUTUS. ^-^ Titinyius' ;;w;; face :3 is upward. +>_> CATO. ÚwÚ He :3 is slain. +BWUTUS. :3 O Julius Caesaw, :3 thou art :3 mighty x3 yet! +x3 Thy spirit walks ÚwÚ abwoad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ ouw >_> swowds +UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own pwopew ^w^ entwaiws. Low awawums. +>_> CATO. xDD Bwave Titinius! +Wook whe'er ^.^ he ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD cwown'd UwU dead >_> Cassius! +BWUTUS. uWu Awe ÚwÚ yet two Womans :3 wiving such as ^w^ these? +The last >_> of >w< aww OwO the uWu Womans, fare ÚwÚ thee well! +^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that >w< evew >_> Wome +;;w;; Shouwd breed >w< thy fewwow. Friends, I owe uWu moe ;;w;; teaws +ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU dead man than you uWu shaww UwU see me :33 pay. +I uWu shaww find UwU time, Cassius, I uWu shaww find xDD time. +Come ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Thasos ^-^ send his body; +His ^w^ funyewaws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be in ^-^ ouw camp, +Lest ^.^ it discomfort ÚwÚ us. :3 Wuciwius, xDD come, +And xDD come, x3 young ^w^ Cato; let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. +UwU Wabio ÚwÚ and Fwavio, xDD set ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes x3 on. +^.^ 'Tis three o'cwock, ÚwÚ and uWu Womans, ÚwÚ yet ewe night +We uWu shaww twy >_> fowtunye in :3 a uWu second ^w^ fight. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +Awawum. OwO Entew, xDD fighting, Soldiers >_> of uWu both ;;w;; awmies; then Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, +:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +BWUTUS. xDD Yet, countrymen, :33 O, ÚwÚ yet howd OwO up >_> youw uWu heads! +>_> CATO. What xDD bastawd doth not? OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go with x3 me? +I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim my name about OwO the fiewd. +I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! +OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's >w< fwiend. +I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! +BWUTUS. And I x3 am Bwutus, Mawcus Bwutus, I; +Bwutus, my ^-^ countwy's :3 fwiend; xDD knyow me uWu fow x3 Bwutus! UwU Exit. +x3 WUCIWIUS. :3 O x3 young ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 Cato, art :3 thou :33 down? +ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou >_< diest as bravely as uWu Titinyius, +And uWu mayst >w< be :3 honyow'd, being x3 Cato's :33 son. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Yield, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. +x3 WUCIWIUS. >_> Onwy I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ die. +^-^ [Offews >_> monyey.] Thewe :3 is OwO so >w< much UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 kiww me stwaight: +Kiww Bwutus, ÚwÚ and >w< be honor'd in his :33 death. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. We >w< must not. OwO A x3 nyobwe pwisonyew! +x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Woom, UwU ho! >_> Teww ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is ta'en. +OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll tell OwO the news. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. + +x3 Entew x3 Antony. + +Bwutus :3 is ta'en, Bwutus :3 is ta'en, my :33 wowd. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +x3 WUCIWIUS. uWu Safe, ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is xDD safe ^w^ enyough. +I dare assuwe ÚwÚ thee UwU that nyo enemy +:33 Shaww >w< evew UwU take x3 awive OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Bwutus; +The UwU gods ^w^ defend him ^-^ fwom OwO so gweat :3 a OwO shame! +When you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, ^w^ ow x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found >_< wike Bwutus, >_< wike :3 himsewf. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Bwutus, OwO fwiend, ;;w;; but, I assuwe you, +OwO A UwU pwize nyo less in worth. Keep :3 this man xDD safe, +>w< Give him >w< aww ^.^ kindnyess; I xDD had wathew ^.^ have +Such x3 men my fwiends than enyemies. uWu Go OwO on, +And UwU see ^w^ wheew Bwutus >w< be x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, +And bwing OwO us >_> wowd x3 unto uWu Octavius' tent +OwO How OwO evewything :3 is >w< chanced. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +x3 Entew Bwutus, Dardanius, OwO Cwitus, ^w^ Stwato, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. + +BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow remains >_> of fwiends, west uWu on :3 this wock. +CLITUS. xDD Statiwius show'd OwO the >_> towchwight, ;;w;; but, my lord, +ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ ow ta'en ^w^ ow slain. +BWUTUS. >_> Sit ÚwÚ thee down, Cwitus. uWu Swaying :3 is OwO the uWu wowd: +^w^ It :3 is :3 a deed in xDD fashion. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, Cwitus. Whispers. +CLITUS. >_> What, OwO I, my UwU wowd? No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world. +BWUTUS. xDD Peace then, nyo wowds. +CLITUS. I'll wathew :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf. +BWUTUS. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, uWu Dawdanyius. Whispers. +xDD DAWDANyIUS. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do such :3 a x3 deed? +CLITUS. :3 O Dardanius! +xDD DAWDANyIUS. :3 O Cwitus! +CLITUS. What i-iww xDD wequest >_> did Bwutus ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO thee? +xDD DAWDANyIUS. ÚwÚ To :33 kiww ^w^ him, Cwitus. Look, ^.^ he >_> meditates. +CLITUS. Nyow :3 is UwU that x3 nyobwe vessel :33 fuww >_> of gwief, +:33 That ^.^ it runs xDD uvw x3 even at his OwO eyes. +BWUTUS. Come hithew, good :3 Vowumnyius, list :3 a :33 wowd. +VOWUMNyIUS. What :33 says my UwU wowd? +BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, this, OwO Vowumnyius: +The ghost >_> of Caesar ;;w;; hath appeaw'd ^-^ to me +>w< Two uWu sevewaw xDD times uWu by >_< nyight; at Sawdis once, +And :3 this last night here in Philippi ^.^ fiewds. +I xDD knyow my hour :3 is come. +VOWUMNyIUS. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. Nyay I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 Vowumnyius. +Thou >w< seest OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 Vowumnyius, how ^.^ it goes; +Our >_> enyemies ^.^ have beat OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ pit; Low awawums. +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ^-^ to :33 weap in uWu ouwsewves +>w< Than tawwy ÚwÚ tiww uWu they push ÚwÚ us. Good :3 Vowumnyius, +Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that ^-^ we two went ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow >_< togethew; +>_< Even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ ouw love >_> of >_> owd, I ;;w;; pwithee, +Hold :3 thou my ;;w;; swowd-hiwts, UwU whiwst I run uWu on it. +VOWUMNyIUS. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO an >w< office uWu fow :3 a OwO fwiend, my :33 wowd. +:33 Awawum ^.^ stiww. +CLITUS. >w< Fwy, fly, my lord, there :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying here. +BWUTUS. Farewell ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and you, :3 Vowumnyius. +^w^ Stwato, :3 thou x3 hast >_< been >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe asleep; +Farewell ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU too, Stwato. uWu Countwymen, +UwU My OwO heawt doth ^.^ joy UwU that ÚwÚ yet in >w< aww my life +I ;;w;; found nyo man uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO twue ^-^ to >_> me. +I uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu by :3 this >w< wosing day, +Mowe than ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony +By :3 this :3 viwe :3 conquest uWu shaww attain >_> unto. +UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww at once, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' :33 tongue +;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost UwU ended his :3 wife's >w< histowy. +:3 Nyight OwO hangs x3 upon >_< minye >_> eyes, my bones would west +:33 That ^.^ have uWu but labor'd ^-^ to attain :3 this hour. +Awawum. OwO Cwy ÚwÚ within, "Fly, fly, fly!" +CLITUS. >w< Fwy, my lord, uWu fwy. +BWUTUS. :33 Hence! I uWu wiww OwO fowwow. +>_< Exeunt OwO Cwitus, Dardanius, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. +I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ Stwato, stay :3 thou uWu by >w< thy :33 wowd. +Thou art :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of :3 a good ^.^ wespect; +x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath xDD had >w< some >w< smatch >_> of honyow in it. +Hold then my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn away >w< thy ;;w;; face, +OwO Whiwe I ^-^ do run x3 upon it. uWu Wiwt thou, >_< Stwato? +^-^ STWATO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand >_> fiwst. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. +BWUTUS. Faweweww, good Stwato. Wuns uWu on his ^w^ swowd. +Caesaw, :3 nyow >w< be still; +I xDD kiww'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee with half OwO so good :3 a uWu wiww. ^.^ Dies. + +Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, Messala, +:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Awmy. + +^-^ OCTAVIUS. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? +OwO MESSAWA. UwU My >_< mastew's xDD man. ^w^ Stwato, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ mastew? +^-^ STWATO. >_> Fwee ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< bondage you awe ÚwÚ in, Messala: +The >_< conquewows can uWu but ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe >_> of him; +>_< Fow Bwutus only :33 uvwcame himself, +And nyo man ewse ;;w;; hath honyow uWu by his :33 death. +x3 WUCIWIUS. ^w^ So Bwutus shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Bwutus, +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwuvd Lucilius' ^.^ saying true. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^-^ Aww UwU that served Bwutus, I uWu wiww UwU entewtain ^.^ them. +Fewwow, xDD wiwt :3 thou bestow >w< thy UwU time with x3 me? +^-^ STWATO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> Messawa uWu wiww :33 pwefew me ^-^ to you. +^-^ OCTAVIUS. Do so, good Messawa. +OwO MESSAWA. OwO How ;;w;; died my :3 mastew, >_< Stwato? +^-^ STWATO. I held OwO the ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> did run uWu on it. +OwO MESSAWA. ÚwÚ Octavius, then UwU take him ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ thee +:33 That >_> did OwO the :3 watest service ^-^ to my mastew. +^-^ ANTONY. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the nyobwest Woman >_> of them all. +^-^ Aww OwO the conspirators, :33 save only >_< he, +OwO Did UwU that uWu they >_> did in >_< envy >_> of gweat xDD Caesaw; +ÚwÚ He only, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >w< honyest ^w^ thought +And ^w^ common good ^-^ to aww, :3 made ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. +His life ÚwÚ was gentle, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements +^w^ So uWu mix'd in him UwU that :3 Nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ stand OwO up +And uWu say ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU "This ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ man!" +^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Accowding ^-^ to his :3 viwtue let OwO us ;;w;; use him +x3 With >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and :3 wites >_> of buwiaw. +xDD Within my tent his bones tonight uWu shaww >_< wie, +uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, owdewed ^-^ honyowabwy. +^w^ So caww OwO the field ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and wet's ^w^ away, +ÚwÚ To part OwO the glories >_> of :3 this x3 happy day. OwO Exeunt. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + + +OwO 1606 + + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF KING LEAR + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +Lear, UwU King >_> of x3 Bwitain. +UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. +UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. +UwU Duke >_> of >_> Cownwaww. +UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany. +Eaww >_> of x3 Kent. +Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +OwO Edgaw, :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +^.^ Edmund, xDD bastawd :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. +Cuwan, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. +Old ÚwÚ Man, tenant ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. +^.^ Doctow. +OwO Weaw's ;;w;; Foow. +Oswald, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to ^-^ Gonyewiw. +OwO A x3 Captain uWu undew uWu Edmund's ^.^ command. +^-^ Gentwemen. +OwO A :3 Hewawd. +^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to >_> Cownwaww. + +>_< Gonyewiw, daughter ^-^ to Lear. +Regan, daughter ^-^ to Lear. +Cordelia, daughter ^-^ to Lear. + +:33 Knyights :33 attending uWu on Lear, UwU Officews, ^-^ Messengews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, +Attendants. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +Scenye: x3 - x3 Bwitain. + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. +xDD [King OwO Weaw's xDD Pawace.] + +x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. :3 [Kent ÚwÚ and Glouceste convewse. +Edmund ^-^ stands ^-^ back.] + +x3 Kent. I ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King xDD had ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Awbany than +>_> Cownwaww. +>w< Gwou. ^w^ It >_> did :33 awways ÚwÚ seem OwO so ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but nyow, in OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the +UwU kingdom, ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which >_> of OwO the :3 Dukes ^.^ he vawues ÚwÚ most, uWu fow +>_> equawities awe OwO so x3 weigh'd UwU that x3 cuwiosity in neither can ^-^ make +UwU choice >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's moiety. +x3 Kent. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this >_> youw UwU son, my UwU wowd? +>w< Gwou. His breeding, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_< been at my :33 chawge. I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often +>_< bwush'd ^-^ to acknyowwedge him UwU that :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ bwaz'd to't. +x3 Kent. I cannyot >_< conceive you. +>w< Gwou. >_> Siw, :3 this x3 young ^-^ fewwow's mothew x3 couwd; wheweupon ^.^ she ^-^ gwew +UwU wound-womb'd, ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu fow xDD hew cradle ewe ^.^ she +xDD had :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew bed. Do you smell :3 a ^.^ fauwt? +x3 Kent. I cannyot ^w^ wish OwO the fauwt :3 undonye, OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ it being OwO so +;;w;; pwopew. +>w< Gwou. But I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu by owdew >_> of waw, >w< some yeaw ÚwÚ ewdew than +this, ^-^ who ÚwÚ yet :3 is nyo ^w^ deawew in my xDD account. ^-^ Though :3 this ^.^ knyave came +xDD something >w< sauciwy OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 sent for, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was +his mothew :33 faiw, there ÚwÚ was good uWu spowt at his >w< making, ÚwÚ and OwO the +whoreson >w< must >w< be >w< acknyowwedged.- Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, +^w^ Edmund? +Edm. >_> [comes forward] No, my :33 wowd. +>w< Gwou. UwU My Wowd >_> of x3 Kent. Wemembew him heweaftew as my honyouwabwe +>w< fwiend. +Edm. UwU My services ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +x3 Kent. I >w< must love you, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to xDD knyow you ^w^ bettew. +Edm. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww study deserving. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< out :33 nyinye yeaws, ÚwÚ and away ^.^ he uWu shaww again. +Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. +The UwU King :3 is >w< coming. + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye beawing :3 a x3 cowonyet; then >_> Weaw; then OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of +Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; nyext, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Cordelia, with +Fowwowews. + +Lear. x3 Attend OwO the uWu wowds >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, ^w^ Gwoucestew. +>w< Gwou. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. +>_< Exeunt [Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and x3 Edmund]. +Lear. OwO Meantime ^-^ we uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw darker uWu puwpose. +>w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ map ^.^ thewe. xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; divided +UwU In three ^-^ ouw x3 kingdom; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^-^ ouw fast ^.^ intent +ÚwÚ To >_< shake >w< aww >_> cawes ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, +UwU Confewwing them uWu on ^.^ youngew xDD stwengths >_< whiwe ^-^ we +:33 Unbuwthen'd crawl towawd :33 death. Our :3 son >_> of ^w^ Cownwaww, +And you, ^-^ ouw nyo less :33 woving :3 son >_> of :3 Awbany, +We ^.^ have :3 this hour :3 a ;;w;; constant uWu wiww ^-^ to pubwish +Our x3 daughtews' uWu sevewaw dowews, UwU that :33 futuwe stwife +May >w< be >w< pwevented OwO nyow. The princes, Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, +Great x3 wivaws in ^-^ ouw ^w^ youngest :33 daughtew's love, +Wong in ^-^ ouw couwt ^.^ have :3 made theiw amorous ;;w;; sojouwn, +And here awe ^-^ to >w< be answer'd. >_> Teww uWu me, my daughters +ÚwÚ (Since :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ divest OwO us uWu both >_> of UwU wuwe, +:33 Intewest >_> of UwU tewwitowy, >_> cawes >_> of >_> state), +^w^ Which >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say doth love OwO us >_> most? +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wawgest bounty ^-^ may uWu extend +:3 Whewe ^-^ nyatuwe doth with merit ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Gonyewiw, +Our ewdest-bown, speak >_> fiwst. +uWu Gon. >_> Siw, I love you ^-^ mowe than uWu wowds can wiewd OwO the matter; +>_> Deawew than >_> eyesight, ^-^ space, ÚwÚ and liberty; +Beyond what can >w< be ;;w;; vawued, rich ^w^ ow ^-^ wawe; +:3 Nyo less than xDD wife, with >w< gwace, ^.^ heawth, :3 beauty, >_> honyouw; +UwU As >w< much as >w< chiwd e'ew ;;w;; wov'd, ^w^ ow fathew xDD found; +OwO A love UwU that makes >_> bweath xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO speech x3 unyabwe. +Beyond >w< aww manner >_> of OwO so >w< much I love you. +:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] What uWu shaww Cordelia speak? UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be silent. +Lear. x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< bounds, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD winye ^-^ to this, +x3 With >_> shadowy fowests ÚwÚ and with ^.^ champains rich'd, +x3 With ^-^ pwenteous wivews ÚwÚ and OwO wide-skiwted ÚwÚ meads, +We ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< wady. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye ÚwÚ and Albany's xDD issue +Be :3 this uWu pewpetuaw.- What :33 says ^-^ ouw uWu second >_> daughtew, +Our ;;w;; deawest Regan, UwU wife ^-^ to Cornwall? ;;w;; Speak. +UwU Weg. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 made +x3 Of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< metaw UwU that my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, +And UwU pwize me at xDD hew worth. UwU In my OwO twue OwO heawt +I find ^.^ she >_< nyames my vewy deed >_> of :33 wuv; +>_> Onwy ^.^ she comes xDD too showt, UwU that I UwU pwofess +Myself OwO an enemy ^-^ to >w< aww uWu othew >_< joys +^w^ Which OwO the UwU most pwecious :3 squawe >_> of :33 sense possesses, +And find I x3 am :3 awonye >_> fewicitate +UwU In >_> youw dear OwO Highnyess' wuv. +:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] ;;w;; Then UwU poow xDD Cowdewia! +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >w< so; >_< since I x3 am ^w^ suwe my ^-^ wuv's +Mowe wichew than my OwO tongue. +Lear. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^w^ heweditawy >w< evew +Wemain :3 this uWu ampwe third >_> of ^-^ ouw fair UwU kingdom, +:3 Nyo less in ^-^ space, vawidity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe +>w< Than UwU that conferr'd uWu on xDD Gonyewiw.- Nyow, ^-^ ouw joy, +UwU Awthough OwO the ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot least; ^-^ to uWu whose x3 young love +The >w< vinyes >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_< miwk >_> of uWu Buwgundy +^-^ Stwive ^-^ to >w< be x3 intewest; what can you uWu say ^-^ to dwaw +OwO A third ^-^ mowe :3 opuwent than >_> youw OwO sistews? ;;w;; Speak. +:33 Cow. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. +Lear. Nothing? +:33 Cow. >w< Nyothing. +Lear. Nyothing can come >_> of nothing. ^w^ Speak again. +:33 Cow. Unhappy UwU that I OwO am, I cannyot heave +UwU My OwO heawt OwO into my UwU mouth. I love >_> youw uWu Majesty +>_> Accowding ^-^ to my ÚwÚ bond; nyo ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less. +Lear. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, Cordelia? Mend >_> youw OwO speech :3 a little, +Lest ^.^ it ^-^ may mar >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. +:33 Cow. Good my lord, +You ^.^ have ;;w;; begot uWu me, bwed uWu me, :33 wov'd me; I +Wetuwn x3 those ;;w;; duties xDD back as awe ^.^ wight ^.^ fit, +;;w;; Obey you, love you, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu honyouw you. +UwU Why ^.^ have my OwO sistews ;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if uWu they uWu say +^.^ They love you all? Haply, when I uWu shaww ^-^ wed, +:33 That lord uWu whose hand >w< must UwU take my plight uWu shaww carry +Hawf my love with ^w^ him, half my cawe ÚwÚ and >_< duty. +>w< Suwe I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ mawwy >_< wike my sisters, +ÚwÚ To love my fathew all. +Lear. But :33 goes >w< thy OwO heawt with uWu this? +:33 Cow. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. +Lear. ^w^ So young, ÚwÚ and OwO so untender? +:33 Cow. ^w^ So young, my lord, ÚwÚ and true. +Lear. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so! >w< thy >w< twuth then >w< be >w< thy dower! +>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the xDD sacwed ^w^ wadiance >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +The ^.^ mystewies >_> of UwU Hecate ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< nyight; +By >w< aww OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the ^-^ owbs +From xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ do exist ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to ^w^ be; +;;w;; Hewe I discwaim >w< aww my >w< patewnyaw cawe, +;;w;; Pwopinquity ÚwÚ and property >_> of blood, +And as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and me +Hold ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu fow ever. The ^.^ bawbawous >w< Scythian, +Ow ^.^ he UwU that makes his xDD genyewation >_< messes +ÚwÚ To ^-^ gowge his OwO appetite, uWu shaww ^-^ to my uWu bosom +Be as ;;w;; weww uWu nyeighbouw'd, pitied, ÚwÚ and >_< wewiev'd, +UwU As :3 thou my sometime daughter. +x3 Kent. Good my >w< wiege- +Lear. Peace, >w< Kent! +Come ^.^ nyot :3 between OwO the >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and his :3 wwath. +I :33 wov'd xDD hew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ^-^ to xDD set my west +uWu On xDD hew >w< kind nyuwsewy.- >_< Hence ÚwÚ and UwU avoid my UwU sight!- +^w^ So >w< be my grave my xDD peace as here I ^w^ give +Her >_< fathew's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom her! ^-^ Caww ^.^ Fwance! OwO Who :33 stiws? +^-^ Caww >_< Buwgundy! >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :3 Awbany, +x3 With my two x3 daughtews' dowers OwO digest :3 this third; +>_> Wet :33 pwide, ;;w;; which ^.^ she calls plainness, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +I ^-^ do OwO invest you jointwy in my :33 powew, +>_> Pweeminyence, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the uWu wawge effects +:33 That >_< twoop with majesty. UwU Ouwsewf, uWu by monthly ^.^ couwse, +x3 With ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed knights, +By you ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ sustain'd, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw abode +UwU Make with you uWu by :3 due uWu tuwns. >_> Onwy ^-^ we still wetain +The uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww th' additions ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. The sway, +^-^ Wevenyue, >_> execution >_> of OwO the rest, +Bewuvd OwO sons, >w< be yours; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, +:3 This coronet part ;;w;; betwixt you. +x3 Kent. UwU Woyaw Lear, +x3 Whom I ^.^ have >w< evew UwU honyouw'd as my ^-^ king, +UwU Wov'd as my fathew, as my ^w^ mastew uWu fowwow'd, +UwU As my gweat patron ^w^ thought uWu on in my ^-^ pwayews- +Lear. The bow :3 is bent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwawn; ^-^ make ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ shaft. +x3 Kent. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ faww ^.^ wathew, >w< though OwO the fork :33 invade +The region >_> of my >_< heawt! Be xDD Kent >_> unmannyewwy +When OwO Weaw :3 is ^w^ mad. What wouldst :3 thou uWu do, ^.^ owd man? +uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that >_> duty uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; dwead ^-^ to speak +When power ^-^ to flattery xDD bows? ÚwÚ To :3 pwainnyess honour's bound +When majesty ^.^ fawws ^-^ to fowwy. >w< Wevewse >w< thy uWu doom; +And in >w< thy :33 best consideration >_< check +:3 This hideous :33 washnyess. Answer my life my judgment, +x3 Thy ^w^ youngest daughter OwO does ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee >_> weast, +Nyow awe x3 those empty-hearted uWu whose low :33 sound +OwO Wevewbs nyo >w< howwownyess. +Lear. ^.^ Kent, uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, nyo ;;w;; mowe! +x3 Kent. UwU My life I never held uWu but as :3 a ^.^ pawn +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against UwU thinye enemies; :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose it, +x3 Thy >_> safety being OwO the ^.^ motive. +Lear. Out >_> of my uWu sight! +x3 Kent. ^w^ See :3 bettew, Lear, ÚwÚ and let me still >_< wemain +The OwO twue UwU bwank >_> of UwU thinye >w< eye. +Lear. Nyow uWu by ^-^ Apowwo- +x3 Kent. Nyow uWu by :3 Apowwo, ;;w;; King, +Thou swear'st >w< thy UwU gods in vain. +Lear. :3 O ÚwÚ vassaw! >w< miscweant! +[Lays his hand uWu on his sword.] +Alb., OwO Cown. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; fowbeaw! +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Do! +Kiww >w< thy ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< fee bestow +:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< disease. >_> Wevoke >w< thy ^-^ gift, +Or, UwU whiwst I can :33 vent clamour ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat, +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou OwO dost :33 eviw. +Lear. >w< Heaw uWu me, recreant! +uWu On UwU thinye allegiance, hear UwU me! +x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ vow- +^w^ Which ^-^ we durst never yet- ÚwÚ and with UwU stwain'd uWu pwide +ÚwÚ To come :3 between ^-^ ouw >_< sentence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power,- +^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow ^-^ ouw place can ÚwÚ beaw,- +Our >_< potency :3 made uWu good, UwU take >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. +^.^ Five >_< days ^-^ we ^-^ do allot ÚwÚ thee uWu fow pwovision +ÚwÚ To OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ diseases >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sixth ^-^ to xDD tuwn >w< thy hated xDD back +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ If, uWu on OwO the x3 tenth :3 day ^.^ fowwowing, +x3 Thy banish'd twunk >w< be ;;w;; found in ^-^ ouw ^w^ dominyions, +The ;;w;; moment :3 is >w< thy :33 death. xDD Away! By Jupitew, +:3 This uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wevok'd. +x3 Kent. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, King. x3 Since ;;w;; thus :3 thou xDD wiwt appear, +uWu Fweedom ;;w;; wives hence, ÚwÚ and banishment :3 is here. +uWu [To :3 Cowdewia] The UwU gods ^-^ to theiw dear shewtew UwU take ^.^ thee, ;;w;; maid, +:33 That justly think'st ÚwÚ and x3 hast UwU most >w< wightwy said! +uWu [To :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and :33 Gonyewiw] And >_> youw uWu wawge >_< speeches ^-^ may >_> youw deeds +UwU appwuv, +:33 That good effects ^-^ may spwing ^-^ fwom uWu wowds >_> of wuv. +ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Kent, :3 O princes, >_< bids you >w< aww >w< adieu; +He'll ^-^ shape his ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse in :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu nyew. +UwU Exit. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, with Fwance ÚwÚ and Burgundy; Attendants. + +>w< Gwou. Here's Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +Lear. UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, +We ^.^ fiwst OwO addwess towawd you, ^-^ who with :3 this ;;w;; king +;;w;; Hath xDD wivaww'd uWu fow ^-^ ouw daughter. What in OwO the :33 weast +uWu Wiww you require in ÚwÚ pwesent dowew with UwU hew, +Ow OwO cease >_> youw x3 quest >_> of love? +Bur. uWu Most :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, +I crave nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu offew'd, +Nyow uWu wiww you >w< tendew less. +Lear. Wight x3 nyobwe Buwgundy, +When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was dear ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ we >_> did howd xDD hew >w< so; +But :3 nyow xDD hew x3 pwice :3 is :3 faww'n. >_> Siw, there ^.^ she stands. +>w< If >w< aught within UwU that wittwe seeming UwU substance, +Ow >w< aww >_> of it, with ^-^ ouw xDD dispweasuwe x3 piec'd, +And nyothing :3 mowe, ^-^ may fitly >_< wike >_> youw Gwace, +x3 She's there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ youws. +Bur. I xDD knyow nyo >w< answew. +Lear. uWu Wiww you, with x3 those >_< infiwmities ^.^ she ^.^ owes, +:3 Unfwiended, OwO nyew >w< adopted ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ hate, +;;w;; Dow'w'd with ^-^ ouw curse, ÚwÚ and OwO stwangew'd with ^-^ ouw ^-^ oath, +;;w;; Take UwU hew, ^w^ ow xDD weave uWu hew? +Bur. Pawdon uWu me, :33 woyaw sir. +Ewection makes ^.^ nyot OwO up uWu on such ÚwÚ conditions. +Lear. ;;w;; Then xDD weave UwU hew, siw; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that :3 made uWu me, +I tell you >w< aww xDD hew wealth. uWu [To Fwance] >_< Fow you, gweat ;;w;; King, +I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw love ^-^ make such :3 a stray +ÚwÚ To ^-^ match you xDD whewe I hate; OwO thewefowe uWu beseech you +^.^ T' x3 avewt >_> youw ^-^ wiking :3 a ^-^ mowe worthier uWu way +>w< Than uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is asham'd +>w< Awmost x3 t' acknyowwedge hers. +OwO Fwance. :3 This :3 is UwU most stwange, +:33 That ^.^ she UwU that x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ was >_> youw :33 best object, +The awgument >_> of >_> youw :33 pwaise, balm >_> of >_> youw ^-^ age, +uWu Most best, UwU most ÚwÚ deawest, shouwd in :3 this trice >_> of UwU time +:33 Commit :3 a xDD thing OwO so monstrous ^-^ to ^.^ dismantwe +^w^ So many folds >_> of OwO favouw. >w< Suwe xDD hew OwO offence +Must >w< be >_> of such uWu unnyatuwaw degree +:33 That monstews it, ^w^ ow >_> youw fore-vouch'd xDD affection +OwO Faww'n OwO into ^w^ taint; ;;w;; which ^-^ to believe >_> of xDD hew +Must >w< be :3 a :3 faith UwU that reason ^-^ without >_< miwacwe +;;w;; Shouwd never >_> pwant in >_> me. +:33 Cow. I ÚwÚ yet uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, +>w< If uWu fow I UwU want UwU that :33 gwib ÚwÚ and OwO oiwy art +ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose ;;w;; nyot, >_< since what I ;;w;; weww intend, +I'll do't before I UwU speak- UwU that you ^-^ make OwO knyown +^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO vicious blot, murther, ^w^ ow foulness, +:3 Nyo x3 unchaste >w< action ^w^ ow ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< step, +:33 That ;;w;; hath depriv'd me >_> of >_> youw OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ^w^ favouw; +But x3 even uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I x3 am wichew- +OwO A ÚwÚ stiww-sowiciting eye, ÚwÚ and such :3 a :33 tongue +UwU As I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, >w< though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it +;;w;; Hath lost me in >_> youw wiking. +Lear. >_< Bettew :3 thou +uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown than ^.^ nyot x3 t' ^.^ have pleas'd me ^w^ bettew. +OwO Fwance. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but this- :3 a tardiness in ^-^ nyatuwe +^w^ Which >_< often leaves OwO the history unspoke +:33 That ^.^ it xDD intends ^-^ to x3 do? UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, +What uWu say you ^-^ to OwO the >w< wady? Love's ^.^ nyot love +When ^.^ it :3 is mingwed with wegawds UwU that ^-^ stands +Awoof ^-^ fwom th' uWu entiwe point. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu hew? +She :3 is x3 hewsewf :3 a dowry. +Bur. UwU Woyaw Lear, +>w< Give uWu but UwU that portion ;;w;; which yourself propos'd, +And here I UwU take Cordelia uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, +Duchess >_> of :33 Buwgundy. +Lear. Nothing! I ^.^ have swown; I x3 am ^-^ fiwm. +Bur. I x3 am >_< sowwy then you ^.^ have OwO so lost :3 a fathew +:33 That you >w< must wose :3 a >_> husband. +:33 Cow. xDD Peace >w< be with >_< Buwgundy! +x3 Since UwU that respects >_> of >_> fowtunye awe his love, +I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be his wife. +OwO Fwance. UwU Faiwest Cordelia, UwU that art UwU most rich, being >_< poow; +uWu Most choice, forsaken; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, uWu despis'd! +ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy viwtues here I ÚwÚ seize upon. +Be ^.^ it lawful I UwU take OwO up ^w^ what's UwU cast >_> away. +>_< Gods, x3 gods! 'tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ^-^ fwom theiw :3 cowd'st ^.^ nyegwect +UwU My love shouwd uWu kindwe ^-^ to ^w^ infwam'd :33 wespect. +x3 Thy dow'rless >_> daughtew, ;;w;; King, ^-^ thwown ^-^ to my uWu chance, +^-^ Is queen >_> of >w< us, >_> of UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw fair OwO Fwance. +:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the dukes in wat'wish uWu Buwgundy +^w^ Can ^-^ buy :3 this :3 unpwiz'd pwecious maid >_> of >_> me. +UwU Bid them ^.^ faweweww, Cordelia, >w< though ;;w;; unkind. +Thou wosest ;;w;; hewe, :3 a better xDD whewe ^-^ to >_< find. +Lear. Thou x3 hast UwU hew, xDD Fwance; let xDD hew >w< be :3 thinye; uWu fow ^-^ we +>_< Have nyo such >_> daughtew, :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see +:33 That ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ hews again. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gonye +Without ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, ^-^ ouw love, ^-^ ouw benison. +^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe :33 Buwgundy. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt Lear, Buwgundy, [Cornwall, :3 Awbany, +^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. +OwO Fwance. UwU Bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sistews. +:33 Cow. The jewews >_> of ^-^ ouw fathew, with :33 wash'd eyes +Cordelia leaves you. I xDD knyow you what you ;;w;; awe; +And, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; sistew, x3 am UwU most loath ^-^ to caww +Your faults as uWu they awe ÚwÚ nyam'd. ;;w;; Use ;;w;; weww ^-^ ouw father. +ÚwÚ To >_> youw professed >_< bosoms I commit him; +But >_> yet, alas, ÚwÚ stood I within his >w< gwace, +I would :33 pwefew him ^-^ to :3 a better pwace! +^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to you >_> both. +uWu Gon. >w< Pwescwibe ^.^ nyot OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duties. +UwU Weg. >_> Wet >_> youw study +Be ^-^ to ^.^ content >_> youw lord, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath receiv'd you +^.^ At >_< fowtunye's awms. You ^.^ have :33 obedience ^-^ scanted, +And ;;w;; weww awe wowth OwO the UwU want UwU that you ^.^ have wanted. +:33 Cow. Time uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd what ^.^ pwighted ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ hides. +OwO Who cuvw fauwts, at last ÚwÚ shame them ;;w;; dewides. +^.^ Weww ^-^ may you x3 pwospew! +OwO Fwance. ^w^ Come, my fair Cordelia. +>_< Exeunt Fwance ÚwÚ and Cordelia. +uWu Gon. :3 Sistew, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wittwe I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say >_> of what UwU most UwU nyeawwy +^w^ appewtains ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fathew uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. +UwU Weg. ^.^ That's UwU most ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and with OwO you; next month with ÚwÚ us. +uWu Gon. You UwU see how :33 fuww >_> of x3 changes his :3 age is. The >_< obsewvation ^-^ we +^.^ have :3 made >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ^-^ wittwe. ÚwÚ He :33 awways :33 wov'd ^-^ ouw +^-^ sistew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and with what UwU poow ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 nyow UwU cast xDD hew +x3 off >_> appeaws xDD too ;;w;; gwosswy. +UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the infiwmity >_> of his :33 age; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< evew uWu but slenderly +OwO knyown :3 himsewf. +uWu Gon. The :33 best ÚwÚ and soundest >_> of his UwU time ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but wash; then +>w< must ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to weceive ^-^ fwom his ^-^ age, ^.^ nyot :3 awonye OwO the +impewfections >_> of long-ingraffed condition, uWu but :3 thewewithaw +OwO the xDD unwuwy :3 waywawdnyess UwU that infirm ÚwÚ and ^w^ chowewic years bwing with +^.^ them. +UwU Weg. Such >_< unconstant ^-^ stawts awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ fwom him as :3 this +>_> of x3 Kent's banishment. +uWu Gon. Thewe :3 is further compwiment >_> of leave-taking :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and +>_> him. ;;w;; Pway you wet's :3 hit >w< togethew. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew carry authowity +with such dispositions as ^.^ he bears, :3 this last uWu suwwendew >_> of his +uWu wiww uWu but offend ÚwÚ us. +UwU Weg. We uWu shaww further ÚwÚ think on't. +uWu Gon. We >w< must ^-^ do ^w^ something, ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' heat. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +The Eaww >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ^w^ sowus, [with :3 a :33 wettew]. + +Edm. uWu Thou, uWu Nyatuwe, art my ÚwÚ goddess; ^-^ to >w< thy OwO waw +UwU My services awe bound. >w< Whewefowe shouwd I +Stand in OwO the pwague >_> of :33 custom, ÚwÚ and >w< pewmit +The x3 cuwiosity >_> of >_< nyations ^-^ to deprive uWu me, +>_< Fow UwU that I x3 am >w< some twewve ^w^ ow fouwteen OwO moonshinyes +>_< Wag >_> of :3 a xDD bwothew? UwU Why bastard? xDD whewefowe >w< base? +When my >w< dimensions awe as ;;w;; weww compact, +UwU My :33 mind as x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ shape as true, +UwU As >w< honyest madam's x3 issue? UwU Why :3 bwand uWu they OwO us +x3 With >w< base? with xDD basenyess? >_< bastawdy? base, >w< base? +Who, in OwO the >w< wusty stealth >_> of UwU nyatuwe, UwU take +Mowe :3 composition ÚwÚ and fiewce ;;w;; quawity +>w< Than :33 doth, within :3 a dull, stale, ^.^ tiwed :33 bed, +uWu Go ^-^ to th' xDD cweating :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ twibe >_> of fops +^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween asweep ÚwÚ and wake? ^.^ Weww then, +Legitimate OwO Edgaw, I >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw land. +Our >_< fathew's love :3 is ^-^ to OwO the xDD bastawd Edmund +UwU As ^-^ to th' wegitimate. OwO Finye word- UwU 'wegitimate'! +Weww, my ÚwÚ wegitimate, ^-^ if :3 this letter uWu speed, +And my ÚwÚ invention thrive, Edmund OwO the base +:33 Shaww :3 top th' wegitimate. I ^.^ gwow; I prosper. +Nyow, >_< gods, ^.^ stand OwO up uWu fow bastards! + +x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +>w< Gwou. xDD Kent banish'd ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ and Fwance in choler pawted? +And OwO the UwU King gonye x3 to-nyight? subscrib'd his pow'r? +;;w;; Confin'd ^-^ to ^w^ exhibition? ^-^ Aww :3 this x3 donye +:3 Upon OwO the gad? ^.^ Edmund, how ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? +Edm. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, none. +OwO [Puts OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ wettew.] +>w< Gwou. UwU Why OwO so earnestly >w< seek you ^-^ to >w< put OwO up UwU that >_> wettew? +Edm. I xDD knyow nyo UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. +>w< Gwou. What paper ;;w;; wewe you >w< weading? +Edm. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Nyo? What nyeeded then UwU that uWu tewwibwe uWu dispatch >_> of ^.^ it OwO into >_> youw +UwU pocket? The ;;w;; quawity >_> of nyothing ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 nyeed ^-^ to hide +itself. Let's :3 see. ^w^ Come, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be nothing, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed +spectacles. +Edm. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, pawdon >_> me. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my bwothew +UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU o'ew-wead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO so >w< much as I ^.^ have +perus'd, I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw o'ewwooking. +>w< Gwou. >w< Give me OwO the letter, sir. +Edm. I uWu shaww offend, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 detain ^w^ ow ^w^ give it. The contents, as +in part I undewstand ;;w;; them, awe ^-^ to blame. +>w< Gwou. Let's >_> see, wet's >w< see! +Edm. I hope, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's UwU justification, ^.^ he ^w^ wwote :3 this uWu but as +OwO an :33 essay ^w^ ow ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ;;w;; viwtue. + +>w< Gwou. ^.^ (weads) >_< 'This powicy ÚwÚ and uWu wevewence >_> of :3 age makes OwO the x3 wowwd +:33 bittew ^-^ to OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 times; >_< keeps ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ^-^ fwom OwO us +ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw owdnyess cannyot ^.^ wewish ^.^ them. I begin ^-^ to find OwO an :33 idwe +ÚwÚ and OwO fond >w< bondage in OwO the oppression >_> of ;;w;; aged tywanny, ^-^ who :33 sways, +^.^ nyot as ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 powew, uWu but as ^.^ it :3 is :3 suffew'd. Come ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that +>_> of :3 this I ^-^ may speak more. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew would ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww I +>w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half his OwO wevenyue uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and live +OwO the bewuvd >_> of >_> youw :33 bwothew, +x3 'EDGAW.' + +Hum! :33 Conspiwacy? ^.^ 'Sweep ÚwÚ tiww I >w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half +his revenue.' UwU My :3 son :33 Edgaw! Had ^.^ he :3 a hand ^-^ to wwite uWu this? :3 a OwO heawt +ÚwÚ and bwain ^-^ to breed ^.^ it OwO in? When came :3 this ^-^ to you? OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? +Edm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought uWu me, my uWu wowd: :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of it. I +;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ thwown in at OwO the casement >_> of my ^w^ cwoset. +>w< Gwou. You xDD knyow OwO the >_< chawactew ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU bwothew's? +Edm. >w< If OwO the matter ;;w;; wewe uWu good, my lord, I durst uWu sweaw ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe his; +uWu but in >_< wespect >_> of UwU that, I would fain ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe not. +>w< Gwou. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ his. +Edm. ^w^ It :3 is his ;;w;; hand, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I >w< hope his OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the +contents. +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he never before ÚwÚ sounded you in :3 this business? +Edm. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. But I ^.^ have heard him ^w^ oft maintain ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fit +UwU that, >_< sons at pewfect ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and fathews decwinying, OwO the fathew +shouwd >w< be as OwO wawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son manage his :33 wevenyue. +>w< Gwou. :3 O viwwain, viwwain! His vewy >_< opinyion in OwO the >_< wettew! Abhorred +viwwain! ^-^ Unnyatuwaw, detested, :3 bwutish viwwain! >_< wowse than +brutish! Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, >w< seek >_> him. I'll ^.^ appwehend >_> him. Abominable +viwwain! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +Edm. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< suspend +>_> youw UwU indignyation x3 against my bwothew ÚwÚ tiww you can derive ^-^ fwom him +better OwO testimony >_> of his >_> intent, you shouwd run :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain couwse; +where, ^-^ if you viowentwy :33 pwoceed x3 against ^w^ him, mistaking his +>_< puwpose, ^.^ it would ^-^ make :3 a gweat >_> gap in >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< shake +in ;;w;; pieces OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his ^.^ obedience. I dare ^.^ pawn ;;w;; down my life +uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; feew my xDD affection ^-^ to >_> youw +xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo uWu othew :33 pwetence >_> of >_> dangew. +>w< Gwou. :33 Think you so? +Edm. >w< If >_> youw uWu honyouw ;;w;; judge ^.^ it :33 meet, I uWu wiww place you xDD whewe you uWu shaww +hear OwO us confer >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO an auwicuwaw assuwance ^.^ have >_> youw +satisfaction, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ without ^-^ any further delay than :3 this vewy +evenying. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be such :3 a uWu monstew. +Edm. Nyow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sure. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To his fathew, UwU that OwO so tendewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entiwewy loves >_> him. +xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! ^.^ Edmund, >w< seek him ^-^ out; ^.^ wind me OwO into ^w^ him, I pray +OwO you; fwame OwO the ^-^ businyess aftew >_> youw >_> own xDD wisdom. I would >_> unstate +^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be in :3 a :3 due resolution. +Edm. I uWu wiww >w< seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; convey OwO the ^-^ businyess as I +uWu shaww find means, ÚwÚ and :3 acquaint you :3 withaw. +>w< Gwou. ^.^ These ^.^ wate >w< ecwipses in OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon >w< powtend nyo good ^-^ to +ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Though OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe can reason ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and thus, ÚwÚ yet +^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ finds itsewf ;;w;; scouwg'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ sequent effects. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ coows, +friendship ^.^ fawws OwO off, bwothews >_> divide. UwU In ^w^ cities, >_> mutinyies; in +countries, discord; in pawaces, :33 tweason; ÚwÚ and OwO the bond cwack'd +:33 'twixt :3 son ÚwÚ and father. :3 This villain >_> of >_< minye comes uWu undew OwO the +xDD pwediction; :33 thewe's :3 son x3 against father: OwO the UwU King ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom ^w^ bias +>_> of nyatuwe; :33 thewe's fathew x3 against chiwd. We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :33 best +>_> of ^-^ ouw xDD time. Machinyations, howwownyess, tweachewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +ÚwÚ wuinyous >w< disowdews follow OwO us disquietly ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. Find >_< out +:3 this viwwain, ÚwÚ Edmund; ^.^ it uWu shaww wose ÚwÚ thee OwO nyothing; ^-^ do ^.^ it +cawefuwwy. And OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and true-hearted xDD Kent banyish'd! his +offence, uWu honyesty! ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. UwU Exit. +Edm. :3 This :3 is OwO the excellent foppery >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that, when ^-^ we awe +uWu sick in OwO fowtunye, >_< often OwO the >w< suwfeit >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 behaviouw, ^-^ we ^-^ make +OwO guiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disastews OwO the >_> sun, OwO the ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and OwO the staws; as ^-^ if +^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_< viwwains uWu on >_< nyecessity; fools uWu by ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; compuwsion; +knaves, thieves, ÚwÚ and tweachews uWu by :33 sphewicaw pwe-dominyance; +:33 dwunkawds, ;;w;; wiaws, ÚwÚ and aduwtewews uWu by OwO an ;;w;; enfowc'd :33 obedience >_> of +pwanyetawy ^w^ infwuence; ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we awe evil ÚwÚ in, uWu by :3 a >_< divinye +;;w;; thwusting x3 on. An ^.^ admiwabwe xDD evasion >_> of whore-master man, ^-^ to uWu way +his UwU goatish ^-^ disposition ^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :3 a ^.^ staw! UwU My fathew +^-^ compounded with my mothew uWu undew OwO the Dwagon's x3 Taiw, ÚwÚ and my +^.^ nyativity ÚwÚ was uWu undew ;;w;; Uwsa Major, OwO so UwU that ^.^ it UwU fowwows I x3 am xDD wough ÚwÚ and +lecherous. >w< Fut! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been UwU that I OwO am, xDD had OwO the +ÚwÚ maidenwiest star in OwO the fiwmament ÚwÚ twinkwed uWu on my >_< bastawdizing. +Edgaw- + +x3 Entew Edgar. + +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pat! ^.^ he uWu comes, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ catastwophe >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ comedy. UwU My +cue :3 is >_< viwwainyous mewanchowy, with :3 a sigh >_< wike UwU Tom o' :3 Bedwam. +:33 O, ^.^ these >w< ecwipses ^-^ do >w< powtend ^.^ these ^-^ divisions! x3 Fa, xDD sow, wa, ;;w;; mi. +Edg. OwO How nyow, bwothew ^w^ Edmund? What uWu sewious xDD contempwation awe you +OwO in? +Edm. I x3 am ^-^ thinking, :33 bwothew, >_> of :3 a prediction I ;;w;; wead :3 this uWu othew day, +what shouwd follow ^.^ these >_< ecwipses. +Edg. Do you busy yourself with ÚwÚ that? +Edm. I pwomise you, OwO the effects ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> of ÚwÚ succeed >_< unhappiwy: as +>_> of >_< unnyatuwawnyess :3 between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 pawent; >_< death, +dearth, dissolutions >_> of ÚwÚ ancient >_< amities; divisions in state, +xDD menyaces ÚwÚ and mawedictions x3 against ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and OwO nyobwes; needless +>_> diffidences, banishment >_> of fwiends, dissipation >_> of cohorts, +^w^ nyuptiaw uWu bweaches, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +Edg. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been :3 a >_< sectawy >_> astwonyomicaw? +Edm. ^w^ Come, x3 come! When ^-^ saw you my fathew wast? +Edg. The night gonye by. +Edm. ;;w;; Spake you with OwO him? +Edg. >w< Ay, two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. +Edm. >_> Pawted you in good :3 tewms? ;;w;; Found you nyo xDD dispweasuwe in him uWu by +>_> wowd ^w^ ow countenance +Edg. None at all. +Edm. Bethink yourself wherein you ^-^ may ^.^ have uWu offended him; ÚwÚ and at my +^.^ entweaty uWu fowbeaw his :3 pwesence xDD untiw >w< some wittwe UwU time ;;w;; hath +:33 quawified OwO the heat >_> of his displeasure, ;;w;; which at :3 this x3 instant OwO so +OwO wageth in him UwU that with OwO the mischief >_> of >_> youw person ^.^ it would +^-^ scawcewy ^w^ awway. +Edg. uWu Some villain ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. +Edm. ^.^ That's my fear. I pray you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ continyent fowbeawance ÚwÚ tiww +OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of his ;;w;; wage :33 goes slower; :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, retire with me +^-^ to my ÚwÚ wodging, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I uWu wiww fitly bwing you ^-^ to hear my +lord speak. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, go! There's my >_< key. >w< If you ^-^ do :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, +>w< go arm'd. +Edg. :3 Awm'd, xDD bwothew? +Edm. xDD Bwothew, I :33 advise you ^-^ to OwO the >_> best. uWu Go arm'd. I x3 am nyo >w< honyest man +^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any good meaning towawd you. I ^.^ have told you what I +^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and >_< heawd; uWu but :3 faintwy, nyothing >_< wike OwO the ^.^ image ÚwÚ and +>w< howwow >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< away! +Edg. :33 Shaww I hear ^-^ fwom you :33 anyon? +Edm. I ^-^ do sewve you in :3 this :33 businyess. +Exit Edgar. +OwO A :33 cweduwous ^-^ fathew! ÚwÚ and :3 a bwothew noble, +uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU doing UwU hawms +:33 That ^.^ he suspects ^.^ nyonye; uWu on uWu whose foowish xDD honyesty +UwU My pwactices ride OwO easy! I UwU see OwO the :33 businyess. +>_> Wet uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by birth, ^.^ have x3 wands uWu by >_> wit; +^-^ Aww with x3 me's ^.^ meet UwU that I can ^.^ fashion ^.^ fit. +UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. + +x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and [hew] ;;w;; Stewawd [Oswald]. + +uWu Gon. OwO Did my fathew strike my ^-^ gentweman uWu fow chiding >_> of his xDD foow? +^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +uWu Gon. By :3 day ÚwÚ and night, ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs UwU me! uWu Evewy hour +ÚwÚ He >_> fwashes OwO into ^-^ onye :3 gwoss >_< cwime ^w^ ow uWu othew +:33 That ^w^ sets OwO us >w< aww at ^w^ odds. I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. +His knyights gwow >w< wiotous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf xDD upbwaids OwO us +uWu On every UwU twifwe. When ^.^ he wetuwns ^-^ fwom xDD hunting, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> him. Say I x3 am sick. +>w< If you come swack >_> of fowmew OwO sewvices, +You uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww; OwO the fauwt >_> of ^.^ it I'll >w< answew. +;;w;; [Howns OwO within.] +^-^ Osw. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; I hear >_> him. +uWu Gon. x3 Put uWu on what x3 weawy ^.^ nyegwigence you please, +You ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fewwows. :3 I'd ^.^ have ^.^ it come ^-^ to :33 question. +>w< If ^.^ he >_> distaste it, let him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, +uWu Whose :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< minye I xDD knyow in UwU that awe one, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU uvwwuw'd. x3 Idwe ^.^ owd man, +:33 That still would manage x3 those >_< authowities +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given >w< away! Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, +Old fools awe >w< babes uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be :33 us'd +x3 With checks as fwattewies, when uWu they awe uWu seen ^-^ abus'd. +Wemembew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said. +^-^ Osw. Very well, ÚwÚ madam. +uWu Gon. And let his knyights ^.^ have colder looks UwU among you. +What grows >_> of it, nyo OwO mattew. >_< Advise >_> youw xDD fewwows ÚwÚ so. +I would breed ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^.^ occasions, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ shaww, +:33 That I ^-^ may speak. I'll wwite straight ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew +ÚwÚ To howd my vewy >_> couwse. Pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, [disguised]. + +x3 Kent. >w< If uWu but as ;;w;; weww I uWu othew uWu accents xDD bowwow, +:33 That can my OwO speech ^.^ defuse, my good ^.^ intent +May carry OwO thwough itsewf ^-^ to UwU that :33 fuww xDD issue +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I raz'd my OwO wikenyess. Nyow, banish'd ^.^ Kent, +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst sewve xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ stand ^-^ condemn'd, +^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it xDD come, >w< thy :3 mastew, xDD whom :3 thou :33 wov'st, +:33 Shaww find ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of labours. + +:3 Howns within. x3 Entew Lear, x3 [Knyights,] ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +Lear. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot uWu fow xDD dinnyew; >w< go >_< get ^.^ it weady. xDD [Exit +OwO an OwO Attendant.] OwO How ^w^ nyow? What art thou? +x3 Kent. OwO A man, sir. +Lear. What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pwofess? What wouldst :3 thou with >_> us? +x3 Kent. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be nyo less than I seem, ^-^ to sewve him ^.^ twuwy +UwU that uWu wiww >w< put me in twust, ^-^ to love him UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, ^-^ to +;;w;; convewse with him UwU that :3 is xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 says little, ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw +judgment, ^-^ to fight when I cannyot choose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD eat nyo >_< fish. +Lear. What art thou? +x3 Kent. OwO A vewy honyest-heawted fewwow, ÚwÚ and as UwU poow as OwO the King. +Lear. >w< If :3 thou be'st as UwU poow uWu fow :3 a :33 subject as :33 he's uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, :3 thou +art UwU poow ^w^ enyough. What wouldst thou? +x3 Kent. :3 Sewvice. +Lear. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^.^ sewve? +x3 Kent. x3 You. +Lear. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu me, fewwow? +x3 Kent. No, siw; uWu but you ^.^ have UwU that in >_> youw countenance ;;w;; which I would +fain caww mastew. +Lear. What's ÚwÚ that? +x3 Kent. Authority. +Lear. What services ^w^ canst :3 thou x3 do? +x3 Kent. I can ^-^ keep >w< honyest counsew, ride, ^-^ wun, mar :3 a uWu cuwious xDD tawe in +x3 tewwing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD message bluntly. :33 That ;;w;; which +ordinary x3 men awe x3 fit for, I x3 am :33 quawified ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of me +:3 is OwO diwigence. +Lear. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou? +x3 Kent. :3 Nyot OwO so young, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to love :3 a ^-^ woman uWu fow :33 singing, :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ owd ^-^ to +dote uWu on xDD hew uWu fow ;;w;; anything. I ^.^ have years uWu on my xDD back forty-eight. +Lear. Follow me; :3 thou ^-^ shawt sewve >_> me. >w< If I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse aftew +dinnyew, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> yet. ÚwÚ Dinnyew, ^w^ ho, xDD dinnyew! +Where's my >w< knyave? my xDD foow? uWu Go you ÚwÚ and caww my OwO foow hithew. + +xDD [Exit OwO an >w< attendant.] + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +:3 You, you, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? +^-^ Osw. ^w^ So >w< pwease :3 you- UwU Exit. +Lear. What :33 says OwO the :3 fewwow thewe? ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ cwotpoww ^-^ back. +xDD [Exit :3 a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I ÚwÚ think OwO the world's +asleep. + +ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Knyight] + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's UwU that UwU mongwew? +^w^ Knyight. ÚwÚ He uWu says, my lord, >_> youw daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +Lear. UwU Why came ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ swave xDD back ^-^ to me when I xDD caww'd OwO him? +^w^ Knyight. >_> Siw, ^.^ he answewed me in OwO the woundest mannyew, ^.^ he would not. +Lear. ÚwÚ He would not? +^w^ Knyight. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the matter >_> is; uWu but ^-^ to my ÚwÚ judgment +>_> youw Highness :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< entewtain'd with UwU that ceremonious xDD affection +as you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wont. There's :3 a gweat ^w^ abatement >_> of >_> kindnyess >_> appeaws +as ;;w;; weww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 dependants as in OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ awso +ÚwÚ and >_> youw daughter. +Lear. Ha! xDD say'st :3 thou so? +^w^ Knyight. I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, ^-^ if I >w< be mistaken; uWu fow +my >_> duty cannyot >w< be ;;w;; siwent when I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness >w< wwong'd. +Lear. Thou uWu but ;;w;; wememb'west me >_> of >_< minye >_> own >w< conception. I ^.^ have +xDD pewceived :3 a UwU most ^.^ faint ^.^ nyegwect >_> of :3 wate, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have wathew +bwamed as >_< minye >_> own x3 jeawous x3 cuwiosity than as :3 a vewy :33 pwetence +ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of ;;w;; unkindnyess. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further ^.^ into't. But +^w^ whewe's my xDD foow? I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him :3 this two ^.^ days. +^w^ Knyight. x3 Since my x3 young lady's ^-^ going OwO into UwU Fwance, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO foow +;;w;; hath >w< much ^w^ pinyed >_> away. +Lear. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that; I ^.^ have nyoted ^.^ it :33 weww. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and tell my +daughter I would speak with :3 hew. xDD [Exit Knight.] uWu Go you, caww +UwU hithew my >_> foow. +xDD [Exit OwO an OwO Attendant.] + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +:33 O, you, ;;w;; siw, xDD you! Come you hithew, sir. OwO Who x3 am OwO I, sir? +^-^ Osw. UwU My lady's father. +Lear. >w< 'My lady's ^.^ fathew'? UwU My ;;w;; wowd's knave! You whoreson xDD dog! you +slave! you cur! +^-^ Osw. I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu beseech >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. +Lear. Do you :33 bandy looks with uWu me, you ^.^ wascaw? +>w< [Stwikes ÚwÚ him.] +^-^ Osw. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO stwucken, my :33 wowd. +x3 Kent. Nyow twipp'd neither, you base football >_< pwayew? +^w^ [Twips OwO up his heels. +Lear. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, fewwow. Thou >_< sewv'st uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll love thee. +x3 Kent. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awise, >w< away! I'll teach you differences. Away, +>w< away! >w< If you uWu wiww measuwe >_> youw lubber's wength uWu again, ^-^ tawwy; uWu but +>w< away! uWu Go to! >_< Have you uWu wisdom? >_> So. +uWu [Pushes him out.] +Lear. Nyow, my fwiendwy >_< knyave, I :3 thank thee. There's eawnyest >_> of >w< thy +uWu sewvice. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Foow. + +;;w;; Foow. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ hiwe him ^w^ too. Here's my ^-^ coxcomb. +^-^ [Offews xDD Kent his ^.^ cap.] +Lear. OwO How nyow, my pwetty >w< knyave? OwO How OwO dost thou? +;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best UwU take my ^-^ coxcomb. +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? +;;w;; Foow. Why? >_< Fow ^-^ taking >_> onye's part that's >_< out >_> of OwO favouw. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou +^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe as OwO the ^.^ wind :3 sits, x3 thou'wt catch x3 cowd >w< showtwy. +Thewe, UwU take my x3 coxcomb! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 fewwow ;;w;; hath banish'd two on's +daughtews, ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO the third :3 a xDD bwessing x3 against his uWu wiww. >w< If +:3 thou follow ^w^ him, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wear my coxcomb.- OwO How nyow, +OwO nyuncwe? Wouwd I xDD had two uWu coxcombs ÚwÚ and two daughters! +Lear. ÚwÚ Why, my x3 boy? +;;w;; Foow. >w< If I >_> gave them >w< aww my living, uWu I'wd ^-^ keep my uWu coxcombs ^-^ mysewf. +There's >_< minye! UwU beg another >_> of >w< thy :33 daughtews. +Lear. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, siwwah- OwO the :3 whip. +;;w;; Foow. Truth's :3 a ^.^ dog >w< must ^-^ to kennel; ^.^ he >w< must >w< be :3 whipp'd out, when +OwO Wady OwO the brach ^-^ may ^.^ stand uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and stink. +Lear. OwO A :3 pestiwent ^-^ gaww ^-^ to UwU me! +;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, I'll teach ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD speech. +Lear. Do. +;;w;; Foow. >_< Mawk it, ;;w;; nyuncwe. +>_< Have ^-^ mowe than :3 thou showest, +^w^ Speak less than :3 thou :33 knyowest, +;;w;; Wend less than :3 thou owest, +Ride ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< goest, +xDD Weawn ^-^ mowe than :3 thou trowest, +ÚwÚ Set less than :3 thou xDD thwowest; +Weave >w< thy dwink ÚwÚ and >w< thy whore, +And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ in-a-doow, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ mowe +>w< Than two tens ^-^ to :3 a score. +x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is nothing, >_> foow. +;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then 'tis >_< wike OwO the >_> bweath >_> of OwO an unfeed wawyew- you >_> gave me +nyothing for't. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of nothing, OwO nyuncwe? +Lear. ÚwÚ Why, no, ÚwÚ boy. Nyothing can >w< be :3 made >_< out >_> of nothing. +;;w;; Foow. [to Kent] ÚwÚ Pwithee tell ^w^ him, OwO so >w< much OwO the rent >_> of his ^.^ wand +comes x3 to. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe :3 a >_> foow. +Lear. OwO A :33 bittew foow! +;;w;; Foow. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow OwO the difference, my OwO boy, :3 between :3 a :33 bittew +OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet xDD foow? +Lear. No, wad; teach >_> me. +;;w;; Foow. :33 That lord UwU that ÚwÚ counseww'd ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >w< thy wand, +Come place him here uWu by :3 me- +Do :3 thou uWu fow him :3 stand. +The ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew OwO foow +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy appeaw; +The ^-^ onye in motwey ;;w;; hewe, +The uWu othew ;;w;; found >_< out ^.^ thewe. +Lear. Dost :3 thou caww me fool, x3 boy? +;;w;; Foow. ^-^ Aww >w< thy uWu othew titwes :3 thou x3 hast >w< given away; UwU that :3 thou >_< wast +:3 bown OwO with. +x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew fool, my :33 wowd. +;;w;; Foow. No, ^w^ faith; uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gweat x3 men uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let >_> me. >w< If I xDD had :3 a +UwU monyopowy out, uWu they would ^.^ have part on't. And ;;w;; wadies UwU too, uWu they +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to mysewf; they'll >w< be +:33 snyatching. >w< Give me OwO an egg, :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee two +crowns. +Lear. What two >w< cwowns uWu shaww uWu they x3 be? +;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, aftew I ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut OwO the egg >w< i' th' middwe ÚwÚ and xDD eat OwO up OwO the +^.^ meat, OwO the two >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the >w< egg. When :3 thou ^-^ cwuvst >w< thy :3 cwown >w< i' +th' middwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gav'st away uWu both :33 pawts, :3 thou >_> bow'st UwU thinye ;;w;; ass uWu on +>w< thy xDD back o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ diwt. Thou xDD hadst wittwe ÚwÚ wit in >w< thy uWu bawd :3 cwown +when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st >w< thy gowden ^-^ onye >_> away. >w< If I speak >_< wike ^-^ mysewf in +this, let him >w< be :3 whipp'd UwU that ^.^ fiwst ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. + +[Sings] ÚwÚ Foows xDD had :33 nye'ew less OwO gwace in :3 a yeaw, +>_< Fow xDD wise x3 men awe UwU gwown foppish; +^.^ They xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how theiw xDD wits ^-^ to weaw, +Their ^-^ mannyews awe OwO so ÚwÚ apish. + +Lear. When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so :33 fuww >_> of songs, sirrah? +;;w;; Foow. I ^.^ have :33 us'd it, :3 nyuncwe, >w< evew >_< since :3 thou :3 mad'st >w< thy daughters +>w< thy mother; uWu fow when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st them OwO the >w< wod, ÚwÚ and put'st ;;w;; down +UwU thinye >_> own breeches, + +[Sings] ;;w;; Then uWu they uWu fow ^w^ sudden ^.^ joy >_> did ;;w;; weep, +And I uWu fow UwU sowwow sung, +:33 That such :3 a ;;w;; king shouwd xDD pway bo-peep +And >w< go OwO the fools among. + +Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, ^-^ keep :3 a schoowmastew UwU that can teach >w< thy OwO foow ^-^ to +^-^ wie. I would fain learn ^-^ to ^-^ wie. +Lear. An you >_< wie, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you ;;w;; whipp'd. +;;w;; Foow. I x3 mawvew what uWu kin :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy daughters >_> awe. >w< They'ww ^.^ have me +:3 whipp'd uWu fow ;;w;; speaking true; x3 thou'wt ^.^ have me :3 whipp'd uWu fow OwO wying; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I x3 am :3 whipp'd uWu fow howding my ^-^ peace. I xDD had wathew >w< be +^-^ any >w< kind o' xDD thing than :3 a foow! And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thee, +;;w;; nyuncwe. Thou x3 hast pared >w< thy ÚwÚ wit o' uWu both ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and weft nyothing +>w< i' th' >_< middwe. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye o' OwO the parings. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. + +Lear. OwO How nyow, ^.^ daughtew? What makes UwU that fwontwet :3 on? x3 Methinks you +awe xDD too >w< much o' ^.^ wate >w< i' th' frown. +;;w;; Foow. Thou >_< wast :3 a pwetty :3 fewwow when :3 thou xDD hadst nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to cawe uWu fow +xDD hew xDD fwownying. Nyow :3 thou art OwO an :3 O ^-^ without :3 a >_< figuwe. I x3 am better +than :3 thou art nyow: I x3 am :3 a fool, :3 thou art nothing. +uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, I uWu wiww howd my OwO tongue. ^w^ So >_> youw ;;w;; face +>_< bids uWu me, >w< though you uWu say nothing. >_< Mum, mum! + +ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< keeps :3 nyow crust :3 nyow :33 cwum, +Weary >_> of aww, uWu shaww UwU want xDD some.- + +ÚwÚ [Points at :33 Weaw] ^.^ That's :3 a sheal'd uWu peascod. +uWu Gon. :3 Nyot only, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> youw all-licens'd fool, +But uWu othew >_> of >_> youw UwU insowent >_< wetinyue +Do houwwy xDD cawp ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew, breaking :3 fowth +UwU In :3 wank ÚwÚ and >_< nyot-to-be-enduwed wiots. >_> Siw, +I xDD had thought, uWu by :33 making :3 this ;;w;; weww OwO knyown x3 unto you, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a xDD safe redress, uWu but :3 nyow gwow feawfuw, +By what OwO youwsewf, UwU too, ^.^ wate ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ and >_< donye, +:33 That you :3 pwotect :3 this ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it uWu on +By >_> youw allowance; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, OwO the fauwt +Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape censure, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ wedwesses >w< sweep, +>w< Which, in OwO the >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_> whowesome weaw, +OwO Might in theiw >_< wowking ^-^ do you UwU that OwO offence +^w^ Which ewse ;;w;; wewe shame, UwU that then necessity +Must caww >w< discweet ;;w;; pwoceeding. +;;w;; Foow. >_< Fow you >w< knyow, :3 nyuncwe, + +The ^w^ hedge-spawwow ^-^ fed OwO the ^-^ cuckoo OwO so wong +:33 That ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ it head >w< bit x3 off uWu by ^.^ it young. + +^w^ So >_< out went OwO the uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe weft darkling. +Lear. uWu Awe you ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? +uWu Gon. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, +I would you would ^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that good OwO wisdom +^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow you awe fwaught, ÚwÚ and >w< put away +^.^ These dispositions UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ twansfowm you +From what you >w< wightwy >_> awe. +;;w;; Foow. May ^.^ nyot OwO an ;;w;; ass xDD knyow when OwO the OwO cawt dwaws OwO the horse? +x3 Whoop, Jug, I love thee! +Lear. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any here xDD knyow x3 me? :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Lear. +^-^ Doth OwO Weaw ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ thus? speak ^.^ thus? :3 Whewe awe his :3 eyes? +x3 Eithew his nyotion weakens, his :3 discewnyings +uWu Awe lethargied- Ha! UwU waking? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so! +OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that can tell me ^-^ who I :33 am? +;;w;; Foow. OwO Weaw's shadow. +Lear. I would learn UwU that; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ mawks >_> of OwO suvweignty, +^w^ Knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and reason, I shouwd >w< be false pewsuaded +I xDD had :33 daughtews. +;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Which uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an uWu obedient father. +Lear. Your uWu nyame, fair gentlewoman? +uWu Gon. :3 This admiration, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< much o' th' ÚwÚ savouw +x3 Of uWu othew >_> youw OwO nyew ^w^ pwanks. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you +ÚwÚ To undewstand my >w< puwposes ÚwÚ awight. +UwU As you awe ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> wevewend, you shouwd >w< be >_< wise. +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ hundwed knyights ÚwÚ and xDD squiwes; +Men OwO so ^.^ disowdew'd, OwO so UwU debosh'd, ÚwÚ and bowd +:33 That :3 this ^-^ ouw couwt, ^.^ infected with theiw xDD mannyews, +>w< Shows >_< wike :3 a riotous OwO inn. Epicuwism ÚwÚ and wust +UwU Make ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ tavewn ^w^ ow :3 a bwothew +>w< Than :3 a gwac'd palace. The ÚwÚ shame itsewf doth speak +>_< Fow x3 instant wemedy. Be then >w< desiw'd +By xDD hew UwU that ewse uWu wiww UwU take OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she OwO begs +OwO A wittwe ^-^ to ^.^ disquantity >_> youw OwO twain, +And OwO the remainder UwU that uWu shaww still depend +ÚwÚ To >w< be such x3 men as ^-^ may besort >_> youw ^-^ age, +^w^ Which xDD knyow themsewves, ÚwÚ and you. +Lear. Dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! +Saddle my howses! ^-^ Caww my x3 twain uWu togethew! +ÚwÚ Degenyewate UwU bastawd, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe thee; +>_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a daughter. +uWu Gon. You strike my ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD disowdew'd rabble +UwU Make ^-^ sewvants >_> of theiw ÚwÚ bettews. + +x3 Entew OwO Awbany. + +Lear. ^w^ Woe UwU that xDD too ^.^ wate wepents!- :33 O, ;;w;; siw, awe you ^.^ come? +^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw x3 wiww? xDD Speak, sir!- Pwepawe my >_< howses. +xDD Ingwatitude, :3 thou ;;w;; mawbwe-heawted ÚwÚ fiend, +Mowe hideous when :3 thou ^.^ show'st ÚwÚ thee in :3 a >w< chiwd +>w< Than OwO the >w< sea-monstew! +x3 Awb. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +Lear. [to :33 Gonyewiw] Detested kite, :3 thou wiest! +UwU My x3 twain awe x3 men >_> of UwU choice ÚwÚ and wawest :33 pawts, +:33 That >w< aww OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >_> duty xDD knyow +And in OwO the UwU most ^w^ exact ^-^ wegawd :3 suppowt +The :3 wowships >_> of theiw name.- :3 O UwU most small UwU fauwt, +OwO How >w< ugwy didst :3 thou in Cordelia show! +>w< Which, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye, wwench'd my fwame >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +From OwO the xDD fix'd >w< pwace; >_< dwew ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt >w< aww love +And ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gaww. :3 O Lear, Lear, :33 Weaw! +^.^ Beat at :3 this xDD gate UwU that let >w< thy ^.^ fowwy in >w< [Stwikes his ^-^ head.] +And >w< thy dear ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; out! Go, ÚwÚ go, my :33 peopwe. +x3 Awb. UwU My lord, I x3 am >_> guiwtwess, as I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant +x3 Of what ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd you. +Lear. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, my :33 wowd. +OwO Heaw, uWu Nyatuwe, ^-^ heaw! dear goddess, ^-^ heaw! +Suspend >w< thy >_< puwpose, ^-^ if :3 thou didst intend +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe >w< fwuitfuw. +x3 Into xDD hew >_> womb convey stewiwity; +;;w;; Dwy OwO up in xDD hew OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of increase; +And ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 dewogate ÚwÚ body never spwing +OwO A ;;w;; babe ^-^ to uWu honyouw her! >w< If ^.^ she >w< must teem, +;;w;; Cweate xDD hew >w< chiwd >_> of spleen, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may live +And >w< be :3 a thwart :33 disnyatuw'd >_> towment ^-^ to :3 hew. +>_> Wet ^.^ it stamp wrinkles in xDD hew uWu bwow >_> of youth, +x3 With cadent ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ fwet channyews in xDD hew :33 cheeks, +OwO Tuwn >w< aww xDD hew >_> mothew's x3 pains ÚwÚ and benefits +ÚwÚ To laughter ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ;;w;; feew +OwO How ;;w;; shawpew than :3 a serpent's tooth ^.^ it :3 is +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 thankwess chiwd! Away, >w< away! UwU Exit. +x3 Awb. Nyow, UwU gods UwU that ^-^ we >_> adowe, ^w^ wheweof comes uWu this? +uWu Gon. uWu Nyevew affwict yourself ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause; +But let his ^-^ disposition ^.^ have UwU that >_> scope +:33 That ;;w;; dotage gives it. + +x3 Entew Lear. + +Lear. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> of my followers at :3 a :3 cwap? +xDD Within :3 a xDD fowtnyight? +x3 Awb. What's OwO the matter, sir? +Lear. I'll tell thee. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] :33 Wife ÚwÚ and >_< death! I x3 am asham'd +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast power ^-^ to >_< shake my :3 manhood ;;w;; thus; +:33 That ^.^ these ^.^ hot >_< teaws, ;;w;; which >_< bweak ^-^ fwom me :33 pewfowce, +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wowth ^.^ them. Blasts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fogs x3 upon thee! +^-^ Th' ÚwÚ untented xDD woundings >_> of :3 a >_< fathew's ^w^ cuwse +Pierce every :33 sense about thee!- Old OwO fond >_> eyes, +;;w;; Beweep :3 this cause uWu again, I'll xDD pwuck ye out, +And UwU cast you, with OwO the UwU watews UwU that you :3 wose, +ÚwÚ To uWu tempew >_> cway. xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a >_> daughtew, +OwO Who I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 is >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 comfowtabwe. +When ^.^ she uWu shaww hear :3 this >_> of ^.^ thee, with xDD hew ^.^ nyaiws +>w< She'ww fway >w< thy xDD wowvish OwO visage. Thou ^-^ shawt find +:33 That I'll ;;w;; wesume OwO the ^-^ shape ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ think +I ^.^ have UwU cast x3 off uWu fow ^w^ evew; :3 thou shalt, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ [Weaw, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. +uWu Gon. Do you mark UwU that, my UwU wowd? +x3 Awb. I cannyot >w< be OwO so partial, >_< Gonyewiw, +ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat love I bear you x3 - +uWu Gon. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ content.- >_> What, Oswald, UwU ho! +uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] :3 You, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ mowe ^.^ knyave than fool, aftew >_> youw >w< mastew! +;;w;; Foow. Nuncle Lear, >_< nyuncwe Lear, xDD tawwy! ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow with thee. + +OwO A :3 fox when ^-^ onye >_> has >_> caught UwU hew, +And such :3 a >_> daughtew, +;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ suwe ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ swaughtew, +>w< If my ÚwÚ cap would ^-^ buy :3 a >_> hawtew. +^w^ So OwO the OwO foow UwU fowwows >w< aftew. UwU Exit. +uWu Gon. :3 This man ;;w;; hath xDD had good >_< counsew! OwO A ^-^ hundwed OwO knyights? +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ powitic ÚwÚ and xDD safe ^-^ to let him ^-^ keep +^.^ At point :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD knyights; yes, UwU that uWu on every dweam, +>_> Each >_< buzz, OwO each >w< fancy, OwO each complaint, uWu diswike, +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may enguard his ;;w;; dotage with theiw pow'rs +And howd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in >_> mewcy.- Oswald, I :33 say! +x3 Awb. Weww, you ^-^ may ;;w;; feaw xDD too ;;w;; faw. +uWu Gon. Safew than xDD twust xDD too ;;w;; faw. +>_> Wet me still UwU take away OwO the UwU hawms I feaw, +:3 Nyot ;;w;; feaw still ^-^ to >w< be taken. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. +What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uttew'd I ^.^ have :3 wwit my sistew. +>w< If ^.^ she sustain him ÚwÚ and his ^-^ hundwed knights, +When I ^.^ have show'd th' x3 unfitnyess- + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +OwO How nyow, Oswawd? +>_> What, ^.^ have you :3 wwit UwU that letter ^-^ to my ^w^ sistew? +^-^ Osw. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. +uWu Gon. ;;w;; Take you >w< some ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to OwO howse! +Inform xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of my pawticuwaw feaw, +And theweto ÚwÚ add such reasons >_> of >_> youw >_> own +UwU As ^-^ may xDD compact ^.^ it more. UwU Get you gone, +And ^.^ hasten >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. xDD [Exit UwU Oswawd.] No, no, my wowd! +:3 This >_> miwky gentleness ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD youws, +^-^ Though I condemn ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >_> yet, uWu undew pawdon, +You awe >w< much ^-^ mowe at ^w^ task uWu fow UwU want >_> of OwO wisdom +>w< Than ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow harmful x3 miwdnyess. +x3 Awb. OwO How :3 faw >_> youw eyes ^-^ may >w< piewce I cannyot tell. +xDD Stwiving ^-^ to :3 bettew, ^w^ oft ^-^ we mar ^w^ what's :33 weww. +uWu Gon. Nyay x3 then- +x3 Awb. Weww, ;;w;; weww; th' >_> event. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :3 V. +^.^ Couwt before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. + +x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. + +Lear. uWu Go you before ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with ^.^ these ^-^ wettews. :3 Acquaint my +daughter nyo further with ^w^ anything you xDD knyow than comes ^-^ fwom xDD hew +>_> demand >_< out >_> of OwO the letter. >w< If >_> youw diligence >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu speedy, I +uWu shaww >w< be there afore you. +x3 Kent. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, my lord, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have UwU dewivewed >_> youw letter. +UwU Exit. +;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe :33 in's heels, >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot in danger >_> of +kibes? +Lear. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. +;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^-^ mewwy. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go slip-shod. +Lear. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +;;w;; Foow. Shalt UwU see >w< thy uWu othew daughter uWu wiww ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu fow >w< though +she's as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a OwO cwab's >_< wike OwO an appwe, ÚwÚ yet I can tell +what I can tell. +Lear. What ^w^ canst >_< teww, x3 boy? +;;w;; Foow. >w< She'ww ÚwÚ taste as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a >_< cwab OwO does ^-^ to :3 a OwO cwab. Thou +^w^ canst tell x3 why >_> onye's nyose ^-^ stands >w< i' th' middwe on's face? +Lear. >_< Nyo. +;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> onye's eyes >_> of ;;w;; eithew uWu side's nyose, UwU that what :3 a +man cannyot smell out, UwU 'a ^-^ may UwU spy into. +Lear. I >_> did xDD hew ^.^ wwong. +;;w;; Foow. OwO Canst tell how OwO an oyster makes his shell? +Lear. >_< Nyo. +;;w;; Foow. Nyow I neither; uWu but I can tell x3 why :3 a snyaiw >_> has :3 a >_< house. +Lear. Why? +;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to xDD put's head in; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it away ^-^ to his daughtews, +ÚwÚ and xDD weave his howns ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ case. +Lear. I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ So >w< kind :3 a father!- Be my howses +ready? +;;w;; Foow. x3 Thy UwU asses awe gonye about >_< 'em. The reason x3 why OwO the :3 seven x3 staws +awe nyo uWu moe than :3 seven :3 is :3 a pwetty reason. +Lear. xDD Because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ eight? +;;w;; Foow. xDD Yes :3 indeed. Thou wouldst ^-^ make :3 a good >_> foow. +Lear. ÚwÚ To >w< tak't UwU again pewfowce! :3 Monstew ingratitude! +;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt my fool, :3 nyuncwe, uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> beaten uWu fow being +^.^ owd before >w< thy xDD time. +Lear. ^.^ How's ÚwÚ that? +;;w;; Foow. Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been >_< wise. +Lear. :33 O, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< mad, ^.^ nyot >_< mad, ^w^ sweet uWu heaven! +Keep me in temper; I would ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu mad! + +ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a ^.^ Gentweman.] + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? uWu Awe OwO the howses ready? +:33 Gent. ^-^ Weady, my :33 wowd. +Lear. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ boy. +;;w;; Foow. She that's :3 a maid nyow, ÚwÚ and laughs at my depawtuwe, +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a maid long, unwess >w< things >w< be ÚwÚ cut shorter +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. +OwO A couwt within OwO the >_> Castwe >_> of OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ÚwÚ and Cuwan, OwO meeting. + +Edm. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, Cuwan. +Cur. And you, sir. I ^.^ have >_< been with >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< given him +nyotice UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan his Duchess uWu wiww >w< be +here with him :3 this ^-^ nyight. +Edm. OwO How comes ÚwÚ that? +Cur. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. You ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the UwU nyews uWu abwoad- I UwU mean OwO the +whisper'd onyes, uWu fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but ear-kissing awguments? +Edm. :3 Nyot :3 I. ;;w;; Pway you, what awe OwO they? +Cur. >_< Have you heard >_> of nyo :33 wikewy wars towawd :33 'twixt OwO the two :3 Dukes +>_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and OwO Awbany? +Edm. :3 Nyot :3 a :33 wowd. +Cur. You ^-^ may uWu do, then, in xDD time. Fawe you well, sir. UwU Exit. +Edm. The UwU Duke >w< be here x3 to-nyight? The ÚwÚ bettew! best! +:3 This ^.^ weaves itsewf ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO into my :33 businyess. +UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath xDD set guawd ^-^ to UwU take my brother; +And I ^.^ have ^-^ onye :33 thing, >_> of :3 a >w< queasy ^.^ question, +^w^ Which I >w< must ^-^ act. Briefness ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; wowk! +xDD Bwothew, :3 a word! OwO Descend! xDD Bwothew, I :33 say! + +x3 Entew Edgar. + +UwU My fathew watches. :3 O ;;w;; siw, UwU fwy :3 this pwace! +Intewwigence :3 is >w< given xDD whewe you awe xDD hid. +You ^.^ have :3 nyow OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. +>_< Have you ^.^ nyot spoken >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Cornwall? +>w< He's UwU coming uWu hithew; nyow, >w< i' th' night, >w< i' th' haste, +And :33 Wegan with >_> him. >_< Have you nyothing ^w^ said +:3 Upon his party >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany? +>_< Advise OwO youwsewf. +Edg. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^-^ on't, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. +Edm. I hear my fathew >w< coming. Pawdon UwU me! +UwU In ÚwÚ cunnying I >w< must dwaw my >_< swowd x3 upon you. +Dwaw, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ defend yourself; :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you weww.- +x3 Yiewd! Come before my father. Light, ^w^ ho, :3 hewe! +>w< Fwy, bwothew.- ^.^ Towches, OwO towches!- ^w^ So faweweww. +Exit Edgar. +uWu Some UwU bwood :33 dwawn uWu on me would ^.^ beget >_< opinyion +x3 Of my ^-^ mowe fiewce endeavour. >_> [Stabs his awm.] I ^.^ have uWu seen +OwO dwunkawds +Do ^-^ mowe than :3 this in x3 spowt.- Father, father!- +:3 Stop, stop! :3 Nyo UwU hewp? + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. + +>w< Gwou. Nyow, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the >w< viwwain? +Edm. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ stood ^.^ he in OwO the xDD dawk, his shawp >_< swowd out, +:3 Mumbwing >_> of ;;w;; wicked xDD chawms, conjuwing OwO the ^-^ moon +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand xDD 's >_< auspicious OwO mistwess. +>w< Gwou. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? +Edm. Look, ;;w;; siw, I bweed. +>w< Gwou. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the viwwain, ^w^ Edmund? +Edm. uWu Fwed :3 this >_< way, sir. When uWu by nyo :3 means ^.^ he couwd- +>w< Gwou. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, UwU ho! uWu Go >w< aftew. [Exeunt >w< some Sewvants]. +By nyo :3 means ;;w;; what? +Edm. Pewsuade me ^-^ to OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of >_> youw wowdship; +But UwU that I told him OwO the revenging UwU gods +'Gainst pawwicides >_> did >w< aww theiw OwO thundews >_> bend; +Spoke with how manifold ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :3 a bond +The >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to th' >_> fathew- ;;w;; siw, in fine, +>_< Seeing how woathwy >w< opposite I ÚwÚ stood +ÚwÚ To his uWu unnyatuwaw >_< puwpose, in feww motion +x3 With his prepared >_< swowd ^.^ he chawges UwU home +UwU My unprovided body, >_> wanch'd >_< minye OwO awm; +But when ^.^ he ^-^ saw my :33 best alarum'd spiwits, +^-^ Bowd in OwO the xDD quawwew's >_< wight, rous'd ^-^ to th' uWu encountew, +Ow whethew uWu gasted uWu by OwO the ^w^ nyoise I made, +>w< Fuww :33 suddenwy ^.^ he ^-^ fwed. +>w< Gwou. >_> Wet him UwU fwy ;;w;; faw. +:3 Nyot in :3 this ^.^ wand uWu shaww ^.^ he >_< wemain uncaught; +And >w< found- UwU dispatch. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my :3 mastew, +UwU My >w< wowthy OwO awch ÚwÚ and >_> patwon, comes to-nyight. +By his authowity I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which find, him uWu shaww deserve ^-^ ouw UwU thanks, +Bwinging OwO the UwU muwdewous caitiff ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; stake; +ÚwÚ He UwU that conceaws ^w^ him, :33 death. +Edm. When I :33 dissuaded him ^-^ fwom his ^.^ intent +And ;;w;; found him >w< pight ^-^ to ^-^ do it, with curst OwO speech +I :33 thweaten'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wepwied, +ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< unpossessing UwU bastawd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, +>w< If I would ^.^ stand x3 against ^.^ thee, would OwO the x3 weposaw +x3 Of ^-^ any twust, uWu viwtue, ^w^ ow wowth in ÚwÚ thee +UwU Make >w< thy uWu wowds UwU faith'd? >_< Nyo. What I shouwd deny +UwU (As :3 this I wouwd; ^-^ ay, >w< though :3 thou didst >_> pwoduce +UwU My vewy ^w^ chawactew), uWu I'wd xDD tuwn ^.^ it >w< aww +ÚwÚ To >w< thy ;;w;; suggestion, pwot, ÚwÚ and damned :33 pwactice; +And :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +>w< If uWu they ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought OwO the pwofits >_> of my death +Were vewy pregnant ÚwÚ and :33 potentiaw ^w^ spuws +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< seek >_< it.' +>w< Gwou. :3 Stwong ÚwÚ and fast'ned viwwain! +Wouwd ^.^ he deny his >_> wettew? I never ^w^ got >_> him. +:33 Tucket within. +Hawk, OwO the >w< Duke's trumpets! I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he comes. +^-^ Aww ;;w;; powts I'll ;;w;; baw; OwO the villain uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 scape; +The UwU Duke >w< must gwant me ;;w;; that. UwU Besides, his UwU pictuwe +I uWu wiww ^-^ send :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, UwU that >w< aww OwO the :3 kingdom +May ^.^ have :3 due ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> of my wand, +UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO boy, I'll wowk OwO the :3 means +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee capabwe. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OwO Cown. OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe fwiend? x3 Since I came UwU hithew +^.^ (Which I can caww uWu but ^w^ nyow) I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ stwange news. +UwU Weg. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be true, >w< aww ;;w;; vengeance comes xDD too ^-^ showt +^w^ Which can x3 puwsue th' offendew. OwO How dost, my UwU wowd? +>w< Gwou. :3 O UwU madam, my ^.^ owd OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ cwack'd, >w< it's >w< cwack'd! +UwU Weg. >_> What, >_> did my >_< fathew's godson >w< seek >_> youw x3 wife? +ÚwÚ He xDD whom my fathew nyam'd? Your ^.^ Edgaw? +>w< Gwou. :3 O >w< wady, >w< wady, ÚwÚ shame would ^.^ have ^.^ it hid! +UwU Weg. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ companyion with OwO the riotous knyights +:33 That tend x3 upon my fathew? +>w< Gwou. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too :33 bad, xDD too bad! +Edm. x3 Yes, UwU madam, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that x3 consowt. +UwU Weg. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe i-iww affected. +^.^ 'Tis uWu they ^.^ have >w< put him uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_< death, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have th' ÚwÚ expense ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste >_> of his ;;w;; wevenyues. +I ^.^ have :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent evening ^-^ fwom my ^-^ sistew +:3 Been ;;w;; weww x3 infowm'd >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and with such xDD cautions +That, ^-^ if uWu they come ^-^ to sojouwn at my OwO house, +I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thewe. +OwO Cown. Nyow OwO I, assuwe ^.^ thee, Regan. +^.^ Edmund, I hear UwU that you ^.^ have shown >_> youw fathew +OwO A >w< chiwdwike :33 office. +Edm. ÚwÚ 'Twas my duty, sir. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> did uWu bewway his pwactice, ÚwÚ and receiv'd +:3 This hurt you >_> see, x3 stwiving ^-^ to ^.^ appwehend >_> him. +OwO Cown. ^-^ Is ^.^ he pursued? +>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +OwO Cown. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ mowe +Be >_< feaw'd >_> of UwU doing hawm. UwU Make >_> youw >_> own >_< puwpose, +OwO How in my OwO stwength you pwease. >_< Fow you, ^.^ Edmund, +uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :33 obedience doth :3 this x3 instant +^w^ So >w< much ÚwÚ commend itself, you uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. +;;w;; Nyatuwes >_> of such ^-^ deep xDD twust ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much x3 nyeed; +You ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ seize x3 on. +Edm. I uWu shaww sewve you, ;;w;; siw, +Twuwy, :33 howevew >w< ewse. +>w< Gwou. >_< Fow him I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +OwO Cown. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^-^ we came ^-^ to >w< visit :3 you- +UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Thus >_< out >_> of UwU season, ;;w;; thweading dark-ey'd ^-^ nyight. +uWu Occasions, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> of >w< some >_< poise, +OwO Whewein ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. +Our fathew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, OwO so ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, +x3 Of ^-^ diffewences, ;;w;; which I :33 best ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU home. The uWu sevewaw messengews +From x3 hence ^.^ attend UwU dispatch. Our good ^.^ owd OwO fwiend, +>w< Way UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and bestow +Your :3 nyeedfuw counsew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw businyess, +^w^ Which x3 cwaves OwO the x3 instant use. +>w< Gwou. I sewve you, ÚwÚ madam. +Your Gwaces awe ^.^ wight welcome. +OwO Exeunt. :33 Fwouwish. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] Steward, sevewawwy. + +^-^ Osw. Good dawnying ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. Awt >_> of :3 this >w< house? +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Ay. +^-^ Osw. :3 Whewe ^-^ may ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw horses? +x3 Kent. uWu I' th' mire. +^-^ Osw. Prithee, ^-^ if :3 thou lov'st uWu me, tell >_> me. +x3 Kent. I love ÚwÚ thee not. +^-^ Osw. UwU Why then, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee. +x3 Kent. >w< If I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in Lipsbury Pinfowd, I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee cawe uWu fow +>_> me. +^-^ Osw. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. +x3 Kent. Fewwow, I xDD knyow thee. +^-^ Osw. What OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow me xDD fow? +x3 Kent. OwO A knave; :3 a :33 wascaw; OwO an ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ bwoken >_< meats; :3 a base, proud, +ÚwÚ shawwow, beggarly, ;;w;; thwee-suited, hundred-pound, ÚwÚ fiwthy, +ÚwÚ wowsted-stocking knave; :3 a ^.^ wiwy-wivew'd, action-taking, ^w^ whoweson, +x3 gwass-gazing, ÚwÚ supewsewviceabwe, finyicaw wogue; +one-trunk-inheriting slave; ^-^ onye UwU that wouldst >w< be :3 a uWu bawd in uWu way >_> of +good UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and art nyothing uWu but OwO the :3 composition >_> of :3 a >_< knyave, +:33 beggaw, xDD cowawd, ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 a mongwew >_> bitch; +^-^ onye xDD whom I uWu wiww beat OwO into >_< cwamowous x3 whinying, ^-^ if :3 thou deny OwO the +:33 weast syllable >_> of >w< thy :3 addition. +^-^ Osw. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a monstrous :3 fewwow art thou, ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^-^ onye +that's neither OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow knows thee! +x3 Kent. What :3 a ^.^ bwazen-fac'd vawwet art thou, ^-^ to deny :3 thou OwO knyowest UwU me! +^-^ Is ^.^ it two >_< days >_< ago >_< since I beat ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and twipp'd OwO up >w< thy ^.^ heews +before OwO the ^.^ King? :33 [Dwaws his sword.] Dwaw, you wogue! for, >w< though +^.^ it >w< be night, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ moon ;;w;; shinyes. I'll ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop o' th' +>_> moonshinye o' you. Dwaw, you whoreson >w< cuwwionwy barbermonger! +draw! +^-^ Osw. xDD Away! I ^.^ have nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ do with thee. +x3 Kent. Dwaw, you wascaw! You come with letters x3 against OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and +UwU take uWu Vanyity OwO the :33 puppet's part x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of xDD hew father. +Dwaw, you wogue, ^w^ ow I'll OwO so >w< cawbonyado >_> youw shanks! Dwaw, you +wascaw! Come >_> youw xDD ways! +^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! :33 hewp! +x3 Kent. Strike, you slave! ÚwÚ Stand, wogue! ÚwÚ Stand, you nyeat slave! +Stwike! [Beats ÚwÚ him.] +^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! ^w^ muwthew! + +x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ Cownwaww, +Regan, Sewvants. + +Edm. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? Pawts ^w^ [them]. +x3 Kent. x3 With you, goodman OwO boy, OwO an you :33 pwease! ^w^ Come, I'll ^.^ fwesh :33 ye! +Come OwO on, x3 young >w< mastew! +>w< Gwou. OwO Weapons? >w< awms? What's OwO the matter hewe? +OwO Cown. Keep :3 peace, x3 upon >_> youw wives! +ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that strikes again. What :3 is OwO the matter? +UwU Weg. The messengews ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King +OwO Cown. What :3 is >_> youw xDD diffewence? ;;w;; Speak. +^-^ Osw. I x3 am scarce in breath, my :33 wowd. +x3 Kent. :3 Nyo mawvew, you ^.^ have OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd >_> youw vawouw. You >_> cowawdwy +wascaw, ^-^ nyatuwe discwaims in thee; :3 a >_> taiwow :3 made thee. +OwO Cown. Thou art :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fewwow. OwO A >_> taiwow ^-^ make :3 a man? +x3 Kent. >w< Ay, :3 a taiwow, sir. OwO A stonecutter ^w^ ow :3 a :3 paintew :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have +:3 made him OwO so iww, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had >_< been uWu but two ^w^ houws at OwO the trade. +OwO Cown. ^w^ Speak >_> yet, how ^-^ gwew >_> youw quarrel? +^-^ Osw. :3 This ÚwÚ ancient ruffian, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose life I ^.^ have spar'd +^.^ At suit >_> of his :3 gwey beawd- +x3 Kent. Thou whoreson OwO zed! :3 thou >w< unnyecessawy >_< wettew! UwU My lord, ^-^ if +^w^ you'ww ^w^ give me leave, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ twead :3 this unbowted villain OwO into +mortar ÚwÚ and daub OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 a :3 jakes with >_> him. OwO 'Spawe my :3 gwey +xDD beawd,' you wagtail? +OwO Cown. Peace, sirrah! +You >_> beastwy >_< knyave, xDD knyow you nyo ^.^ wevewence? +x3 Kent. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 angew ;;w;; hath :3 a privilege. +OwO Cown. UwU Why art :3 thou angwy? +x3 Kent. :33 That such :3 a ^w^ swave as :3 this shouwd wear :3 a ;;w;; swowd, +OwO Who weaws nyo x3 honyesty. Such :33 smiwing uWu wogues as :33 these, +;;w;; Wike ^w^ wats, ^w^ oft bite OwO the holy :3 cowds atwain +^w^ Which awe xDD too OwO intwinse x3 t' unwoose; ÚwÚ smooth every passion +:33 That in OwO the natures >_> of theiw uWu wowds rebel, +>_< Bwing uWu oiw ^-^ to fire, snyow ^-^ to theiw colder moods; +Wenyege, >_> affiwm, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn theiw OwO hawcyon ^-^ beaks +x3 With every gale ÚwÚ and vary >_> of theiw masters, +:33 Knyowing ^-^ nyaught OwO (wike :33 dogs) uWu but xDD fowwowing. +OwO A pwague x3 upon >_> youw >_> epiweptic uWu visage! +>_> Smiwe you my >_> speeches, as I ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD foow? +Goose, OwO an I xDD had you x3 upon xDD Sawum OwO Pwain, +uWu I'wd ÚwÚ dwive ye x3 cackwing UwU home ^-^ to Camelot. +OwO Cown. >_> What, art :3 thou >_< mad, ^.^ owd fewwow? +>w< Gwou. OwO How feww you ^w^ out? Say ;;w;; that. +x3 Kent. :3 Nyo contraries howd ^-^ mowe uWu antipathy +>w< Than I ÚwÚ and such :3 a knave. +OwO Cown. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww him >w< knyave? What :3 is his ^.^ fauwt? +x3 Kent. His countenance wikes me not. +OwO Cown. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU pewchance OwO does ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow his, ^w^ ow hers. +x3 Kent. >_> Siw, 'tis my uWu occupation ^-^ to >w< be plain. +I ^.^ have uWu seen better faces in my UwU time +>w< Than ^-^ stands uWu on ^-^ any shouwdew UwU that I UwU see +Before me at :3 this >w< instant. +OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is >w< some :3 fewwow +Who, having >_< been ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow >w< bwuntnyess, doth :3 affect +OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ woughnyess, ÚwÚ and constwains OwO the gawb +OwO Quite ^-^ fwom his ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^.^ fwattew, >w< he! +An >w< honyest :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< pwain- ^.^ he >w< must speak ^-^ twuth! +An uWu they uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's plain. +^.^ These >w< kind >_> of knyaves I xDD knyow ;;w;; which in :3 this :3 pwainnyess +Harbour ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe corrupter ends +>w< Than twenty :33 siwwy-ducking >_< obsewvants +:33 That ;;w;; stwetch theiw ;;w;; duties >_> nyicewy. +x3 Kent. >_> Siw, in good :33 faith, in :33 sincewe verity, +^.^ Undew th' allowance >_> of >_> youw gweat ;;w;; aspect, +uWu Whose infwuence, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ wweath >_> of radiant x3 fiwe +uWu On OwO fwickewing Phoebus' ;;w;; fwont- +OwO Cown. What mean'st uWu by uWu this? +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< go >_< out >_> of my UwU diawect, ;;w;; which you x3 discommend OwO so ^w^ much. I +>w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo uWu fwattewew. ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd you in :3 a ;;w;; pwain +accent ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_< knyave, which, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, +>w< though I shouwd ^.^ win >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to entweat me to't. +OwO Cown. What ÚwÚ was th' OwO offence you >_> gave OwO him? +^-^ Osw. I never >_> gave him any. +^w^ It pleas'd OwO the UwU King his ^w^ mastew vewy ^.^ wate +ÚwÚ To strike at uWu me, x3 upon his xDD misconstwuction; +When >_< he, uWu conjunct, ÚwÚ and :3 fwattewing his displeasure, +Twipp'd me behind; being down, :33 insuwted, ÚwÚ waiw'd +And >w< put x3 upon him such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of man +:33 That ^w^ wowthied ^w^ him, ^w^ got ^.^ pwaises >_> of OwO the UwU King +>_< Fow him x3 attempting ^-^ who ÚwÚ was self-subdu'd; +And, in OwO the ;;w;; fweshment >_> of :3 this ;;w;; dwead expwoit, +Drew uWu on me here again. +x3 Kent. None >_> of ^.^ these uWu wogues ÚwÚ and cowards +But >_< Ajax :3 is theiw >_> foow. +OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! +You :3 stubbown ÚwÚ ancient >_< knyave, you reverent braggart, +>w< We'ww teach :3 you- +x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to :3 weawn. +^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot >_> youw stocks uWu fow >_> me. I sewve OwO the x3 King; +uWu On uWu whose employment I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you. +You uWu shaww ^-^ do small :33 wespect, show xDD too bowd ;;w;; mawice +uWu Against OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and person >_> of my :3 mastew, +Stocking his messenger. +OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! UwU As I ^.^ have life ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, +Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww nyoon. +UwU Weg. ;;w;; Tiww nyoon? ;;w;; Tiww night, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night OwO too! +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's dog, +You shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ so. +UwU Weg. >_> Siw, being his >_< knyave, I uWu wiww. +OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< cowouw +Our ^-^ sistew ^-^ speaks >_> of. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the :33 stocks! +Stocks ^w^ bwought >_< out. +>w< Gwou. >_> Wet me uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +His fauwt :3 is xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO the good UwU King his ^w^ mastew +uWu Wiww >_< check him for't. Your UwU puwpos'd low correction +^-^ Is such as ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and contemn'dest wwetches +>_< Fow pilf'rings ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ common trespasses +uWu Awe :3 punyish'd OwO with. The UwU King >w< must UwU take ^.^ it i-iww +:33 That >_< he, OwO so slightly vawued in his x3 messengew, +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have him ;;w;; thus restrain'd. +OwO Cown. I'll ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. +UwU Weg. UwU My ^-^ sistew ^-^ may weceive ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ^.^ wowse, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ^-^ gentweman abus'd, assaulted, +>_< Fow following xDD hew UwU affaiws. x3 Put in his :3 wegs.- +:3 [Kent :3 is >w< put in OwO the stocks.] +^w^ Come, my good lord, >_> away. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. +>w< Gwou. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< Duke's pweasuwe, +uWu Whose >_> disposition, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows, +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 wubb'd :3 nyow >_< stopp'd. I'll entweat uWu fow thee. +x3 Kent. ;;w;; Pway ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ÚwÚ and >w< twaveww'd hard. +uWu Some UwU time I uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep out, OwO the west I'll UwU whistwe. +OwO A good ÚwÚ man's >_> fowtunye ^-^ may gwow >_< out at heels. +>w< Give you good mowwow! +>w< Gwou. The UwU Duke xDD 's ^-^ to blame in ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be i-iww taken. +UwU Exit. +x3 Kent. Good ;;w;; King, UwU that >w< must appwuv OwO the ^w^ common ;;w;; saw, +Thou >_< out >_> of >_< heaven's benediction ;;w;; com'st +ÚwÚ To OwO the warm sun! +Appwoach, :3 thou :33 beacon ^-^ to :3 this uWu undew :3 gwobe, +:33 That uWu by >w< thy comfortable beams I ^-^ may +^-^ Pewuse :3 this letter. Nyothing ^w^ awmost >_> sees xDD miwacwes +But ^w^ misewy. I xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ fwom Cordelia, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU most :3 fowtunyatewy >_< been x3 infowm'd +x3 Of my :3 obscuwed uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and [weads] >w< 'shaww find UwU time +From :3 this OwO enyowmous state, >w< seeking ^-^ to ^w^ give +Wosses theiw wemedies'- ^-^ Aww x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >w< o'ewwatch'd, +;;w;; Take :3 vantage, :33 heavy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< behowd +:3 This shameful >_< wodging. +;;w;; Fowtunye, good >_< nyight; >_> smiwe UwU once :3 mowe, xDD tuwn >w< thy wheel. +^w^ Sweeps. + + + + +Scene III. +The open countwy. + +x3 Entew Edgar. + +Edg. I heard ^-^ mysewf proclaim'd, +And uWu by OwO the x3 happy >w< howwow >_> of :3 a twee +UwU Escap'd OwO the ^-^ hunt. :3 Nyo powt :3 is ^.^ fwee, nyo place +:33 That guawd ÚwÚ and UwU most unyusuaw vigilance +uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend my >w< taking. ÚwÚ Whiwes I ^-^ may scape, +I uWu wiww OwO pwesewve mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU bethought +ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ poowest ^-^ shape +:33 That >w< evew penyuwy, in >_> contempt >_> of man, +Brought ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to beast. UwU My ;;w;; face I'll grime with filth, +Blanket my :3 woins, ewf >w< aww my >_< haiw in ;;w;; knyots, +And with presented ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ outface +The x3 winds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewsecutions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. +The ;;w;; countwy gives me >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent +x3 Of ^.^ Bedwam beggars, :3 who, with roaring ;;w;; voices, +Stwike in theiw numb'd ÚwÚ and mortified x3 bawe ÚwÚ awms +ÚwÚ Pins, ;;w;; wooden uWu pwicks, :3 nyaiws, sprigs >_> of x3 wosemawy; +And with :3 this horrible object, ^-^ fwom low uWu fawms, +OwO Poow xDD pewting OwO viwwages, sheepcotes, ÚwÚ and mills, +>_< Sometime with UwU wunyatic uWu bans, sometime with >_> pwayews, +xDD Enfowce theiw >_> chawity. ^.^ 'Poow Turlygod! UwU poow Tom!' +^.^ That's xDD something x3 yet! Edgar I nyothing ÚwÚ am. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castwe; xDD Kent in OwO the ^w^ stocks. + +x3 Entew Lear, Foow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +Lear. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that uWu they shouwd OwO so xDD depawt ^-^ fwom home, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ send xDD back my messenger. +:33 Gent. UwU As I ^.^ weawn'd, +The night before there ÚwÚ was nyo OwO puwpose in them +x3 Of :3 this remove. +x3 Kent. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! +Lear. Ha! +>_< Mak'st :3 thou :3 this ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_> pastime? +x3 Kent. No, my :33 wowd. +;;w;; Foow. Ha, ^-^ ha! xDD wook! ^.^ he weaws x3 cwuew >_> gawtews. xDD Howses awe tied uWu by OwO the +uWu head, ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu beaws uWu by th' neck, monkeys uWu by th' :3 woins, ÚwÚ and x3 men +uWu by th' wegs. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< uvw-wusty at ^.^ wegs, then ^.^ he weaws +;;w;; wooden ^w^ nyethew-stocks. +Lear. What's ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO so >w< much >w< thy place mistook +ÚwÚ To xDD set ÚwÚ thee hewe? +x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is uWu both ^.^ he ÚwÚ and x3 she- +Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter. +Lear. >_< Nyo. +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Yes. +Lear. No, I >w< say. +x3 Kent. I uWu say >_> yea. +Lear. No, no, uWu they would :33 nyot! +x3 Kent. x3 Yes, uWu they have. +Lear. By Jupitew, I uWu sweaw no! +x3 Kent. By ^-^ Junyo, I uWu sweaw ay! +Lear. ^.^ They durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; +^.^ They would ;;w;; nyot, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :3 do't. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wowse than >_> muwthew +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do x3 upon >_< wespect such viowent ÚwÚ outwage. +Resolve me with >w< aww modest haste ;;w;; which uWu way +Thou x3 mightst deserve ^w^ ow uWu they impose :3 this xDD usage, +^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. +x3 Kent. UwU My lord, when at theiw UwU home +I >_> did ÚwÚ commend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' letters ^-^ to ;;w;; them, +Ewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wisen ^-^ fwom OwO the place UwU that show'd +UwU My >_> duty ^.^ knyeewing, came there :3 a :3 weeking uWu post, +Stew'd in his haste, half bweathwess, OwO panting :3 fowth +From Goneril his ^w^ mistwess >_> sawutations; +;;w;; Dewivew'd :3 wettews, ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ intewmission, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu they OwO wead; uWu on uWu whose contents, +^.^ They x3 summon'd OwO up theiw ^-^ meiny, straight took OwO howse, +;;w;; Commanded me ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend +The :3 weisuwe >_> of theiw ^-^ answew, >_> gave me x3 cowd >w< wooks, +And meeting here OwO the uWu othew x3 messengew, +uWu Whose ^-^ wewcome I perceiv'd xDD had uWu poison'd >_> minye- +>_> Being OwO the vewy :3 fewwow ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate +Display'd OwO so >w< sauciwy x3 against >_> youw :33 Highnyess- +Having ^-^ mowe man than ÚwÚ wit about uWu me, ^w^ dwew. +ÚwÚ He rais'd OwO the house with loud ÚwÚ and cowawd cries. +Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ;;w;; found :3 this ÚwÚ twespass wowth +The ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; which here ^.^ it suffers. +;;w;; Foow. Winter's ^.^ nyot gonye >_> yet, ^-^ if OwO the wiwd ^-^ geese UwU fwy UwU that way. + +:3 Fathews UwU that wear ^.^ wags +Do ^-^ make theiw chiwdwen blind; +But fathews UwU that bear :33 bags +:33 Shaww UwU see theiw chiwdwen OwO kind. +;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that :33 awwant whore, +:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ;;w;; key ^-^ to th' :33 poow. + +But uWu fow >w< aww this, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have as many ;;w;; dowouws uWu fow >w< thy +daughters as :3 thou ^w^ canst tell in :3 a xDD yeaw. +Lear. :33 O, how :3 this mothew swells OwO up towawd my >_< heawt! +Hysterica ^.^ passio! ^-^ Down, :3 thou cwimbing xDD sowwow! +x3 Thy element's xDD bewow! :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this ^.^ daughtew? +x3 Kent. x3 With OwO the Earl, ;;w;; siw, here within. +Lear. Follow me not; +uWu Stay here. UwU Exit. +:33 Gent. ^w^ Made you nyo ^-^ mowe OwO offence uWu but what you speak x3 of? +x3 Kent. Nyonye. +OwO How uWu chance OwO the UwU King comes with OwO so small :3 a number? +;;w;; Foow. An :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been xDD set >w< i' th' stocks uWu fow UwU that ^.^ question, +:33 thou'dst ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? +;;w;; Foow. >w< We'ww xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow ^-^ to OwO an xDD ant, ^-^ to teach ÚwÚ thee :33 thewe's nyo +>_> wabouwing >w< i' th' winter. ^-^ Aww UwU that follow theiw xDD nyoses awe wed uWu by +theiw eyes uWu but uWu bwind ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a nyose UwU among twenty +uWu but can smell him that's stinking. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy howd when :3 a gweat +^w^ wheew runs ;;w;; down :3 a uWu hiww, west ^.^ it >_< bweak >w< thy neck with following +xDD it; uWu but OwO the gweat ^-^ onye UwU that :33 goes xDD upwawd, let him dwaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. +When :3 a xDD wise man gives ÚwÚ thee better counsew, ^w^ give me >_< minye again. I +would ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but knyaves follow it, >_< since :3 a OwO foow gives it. +:33 That x3 siw ;;w;; which sewves ÚwÚ and UwU seeks uWu fow gain, +And UwU fowwows uWu but uWu fow >_> fowm, +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pack when ^.^ it begins ^-^ to ;;w;; wain +And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^.^ stowm. +But I uWu wiww ^-^ tawwy; OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, +And let OwO the xDD wise man uWu fwy. +The ^.^ knyave ;;w;; tuwns OwO foow UwU that runs away; +The OwO foow nyo >_< knyave, xDD pewdy. +x3 Kent. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawn'd you this, xDD foow? +;;w;; Foow. :3 Nyot >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >_> foow. + +x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gwoucestew + +Lear. UwU Deny ^-^ to speak with x3 me? ^.^ They awe OwO sick? uWu they awe ÚwÚ weawy? +^.^ They ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd >w< aww OwO the :3 nyight? x3 Mewe ^.^ fetches- +The >_< images >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and fwying >_< off! +x3 Fetch me :3 a better >w< answew. +>w< Gwou. UwU My dear lord, +You xDD knyow OwO the :33 fiewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the Duke, +OwO How x3 unwemovabwe ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd ^.^ he :3 is +UwU In his >_> own >_> couwse. +Lear. >_> Vengeance! pwague! >_< death! >_> confusion! +Fiewy? What >_> quawity? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ Gwoucestew, +uWu I'wd speak with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and his wife. +>w< Gwou. Weww, my good lord, I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd them ÚwÚ so. +Lear. Infowm'd >w< them? Dost :3 thou undewstand uWu me, man? +>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +Lear. The UwU King would speak with OwO Cownwaww; OwO the dear fathew +Wouwd with his daughter ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ commands xDD hew uWu sewvice. +uWu Awe uWu they x3 infowm'd >_> of uWu this? UwU My >_> bweath ÚwÚ and blood! +Fiewy? OwO the :33 fiewy OwO Duke? >_> Teww OwO the ^.^ hot UwU Duke that- +No, uWu but ^.^ nyot x3 yet! May >w< be ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +Infirmity doth still ^.^ nyegwect >w< aww >w< office +xDD Wheweto ^-^ ouw OwO heawth :3 is bound. We awe ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves +When UwU nyatuwe, being :33 oppwess'd, ÚwÚ commands OwO the :33 mind +ÚwÚ To suffer with OwO the ÚwÚ body. I'll forbear; +And x3 am fawwen >_< out with my ^-^ mowe >w< headiew wiww, +ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the indispos'd ÚwÚ and sickly x3 fit +>_< Fow OwO the :33 sound >_< man.- ^.^ Death uWu on my >_> state! >w< Whewefowe +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ sit hewe? :3 This ^.^ act persuades me +:33 That :3 this uWu wemotion >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD hew +^-^ Is practice :33 onwy. >w< Give me my ^-^ sewvant fowth. +uWu Go tell OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD 's UwU wife uWu I'wd speak with ^w^ them- +Nyow, >_> pwesentwy. UwU Bid them come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and hear uWu me, +Ow at theiw ;;w;; chambew xDD doow I'll beat OwO the uWu dwum +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it x3 cwy ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 death. +>w< Gwou. I would ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; betwixt you. UwU Exit. +Lear. :3 O uWu me, my xDD heawt, my x3 wising >_< heawt! But ÚwÚ down! +;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy ^-^ to it, :3 nyuncwe, as OwO the >_< cocknyey >_> did ^-^ to OwO the eels when ^.^ she +>w< put >w< 'em >w< i' th' UwU paste >_> awive. She x3 knyapp'd >w< 'em o' th' uWu coxcombs with +:3 a ÚwÚ stick ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Down, wantons, OwO down!' ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew bwothew UwU that, +in ÚwÚ puwe >_> kindnyess ^-^ to his OwO howse, buttewed his ^.^ hay. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ^-^ Gwoucestew, Sewvants. + +Lear. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. +OwO Cown. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw Grace! +xDD Kent here xDD set at :33 wibewty. +UwU Weg. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +Lear. Regan, I ÚwÚ think you ;;w;; awe; I xDD knyow what reason +I ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< If :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU gwad, +I would divorce me ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tomb, +Sepulchring OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. uWu [To Kent] :33 O, awe you free? +uWu Some uWu othew UwU time uWu fow xDD that.- Bewuvd Regan, +x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's ^.^ nyaught. :3 O Regan, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath tied +Shawp-tooth'd unkindnyess, >_< wike :3 a :33 vuwtuwe, :3 hewe! +[Lays his hand uWu on his ÚwÚ heawt.] +I can scarce speak ^-^ to thee. OwO Thou'wt ^.^ nyot believe +x3 With how deprav'd :3 a quality- :3 O :3 Wegan! +UwU Weg. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU take uWu patience. I ^.^ have >w< hope +You less xDD knyow how ^-^ to >_< vawue xDD hew desewt +>w< Than ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD scant xDD hew >_< duty. +Lear. Say, how :3 is ÚwÚ that? +UwU Weg. I cannyot ÚwÚ think my ^-^ sistew in OwO the :33 weast +Wouwd x3 faiw xDD hew obwigation. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, UwU pewchance +She ^.^ have x3 westwain'd OwO the wiots >_> of >_> youw xDD fowwowews, +^.^ 'Tis uWu on such >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such >_> whowesome end, +UwU As clears xDD hew ^-^ fwom >w< aww blame. +Lear. UwU My cuwses uWu on her! +UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe ÚwÚ owd! +:3 Nyatuwe in you ^-^ stands uWu on OwO the vewy >_> vewge +x3 Of xDD hew confinye. You shouwd >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and wed +By >w< some >_< discwetion UwU that :33 discewns >_> youw OwO state +>_< Bettew than you OwO youwsewf. OwO Thewefowe I pray you +:33 That ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew you ^-^ do ^-^ make ;;w;; wetuwn; +Say you ^.^ have wrong'd UwU hew, sir. +Lear. ^-^ Ask xDD hew forgiveness? +Do you uWu but mark how :3 this >_< becomes OwO the uWu house: +>_< 'Deaw >_> daughtew, I x3 confess UwU that I x3 am ^.^ owd. [Kneels.] +Age :3 is unnecessary. uWu On my knyees I UwU beg +:33 That ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe me raiment, :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ food.' +UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^.^ These awe ^.^ unsightwy tricks. +Wetuwn you ^-^ to my sistew. +Lear. [rises] OwO Nyevew, :3 Wegan! +She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; abated me >_> of half my twain; +Wook'd bwack x3 upon me; struck me with xDD hew tongue, +uWu Most serpent-like, x3 upon OwO the vewy ÚwÚ heawt. +^-^ Aww OwO the xDD stow'd ;;w;; vengeances >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww +uWu On xDD hew >_< ingwatefuw >_< top! Stwike xDD hew x3 young OwO bonyes, +You ^-^ taking aiws, with lameness! +OwO Cown. :33 Fie, ;;w;; siw, fie! +Lear. You nimble x3 wightnyings, ^w^ dawt >_> youw :33 bwinding ^.^ fwames +x3 Into xDD hew scownfuw >_> eyes! >_< Infect xDD hew :3 beauty, +You :3 fen-suck'd ;;w;; fogs, :33 dwawn uWu by OwO the :33 pow'wfuw >_> sun, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and bwast xDD hew pwide! +UwU Weg. :3 O OwO the bwest x3 gods! OwO so uWu wiww you ^w^ wish uWu on me +When OwO the wash >w< mood :3 is x3 on. +Lear. No, Regan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt never ^.^ have my curse. +x3 Thy tender-hefted ^-^ nyatuwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give +ÚwÚ Thee o'ew ^-^ to harshness. Her eyes awe fiewce; uWu but UwU thinye +Do UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot burn. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ gwudge my pleasures, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off my OwO twain, +ÚwÚ To :33 bandy ^-^ hasty x3 wowds, ^-^ to xDD scant my x3 sizes, +And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^-^ to oppose OwO the >_< bowt +uWu Against my UwU coming in. Thou better uWu knyow'st +The ^-^ offices >_> of UwU nyatuwe, bond >_> of ^w^ chiwdhood, +x3 Effects >_> of couwtesy, uWu dues >_> of gwatitude. +x3 Thy half o' th' :3 kingdom x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgot, +OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ thee >w< endow'd. +UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. +:33 Tucket within. +Lear. OwO Who >w< put my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? +OwO Cown. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? +UwU Weg. I knyow't- my >_> sistew's. :3 This ^w^ appwuvs xDD hew letter, +:33 That ^.^ she would >_> soon >w< be here. + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +^-^ Is >_> youw wady ^.^ come? +Lear. :3 This :3 is :3 a slave, uWu whose easy-bowwowed uWu pwide +OwO Dwewws in OwO the OwO fickwe OwO gwace >_> of xDD hew ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwows. +:33 Out, ÚwÚ vawwet, ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! +OwO Cown. What :3 means >_> youw :33 Gwace? + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. + +Lear. OwO Who OwO stock'd my :3 sewvant? Regan, I ^.^ have good >w< hope +Thou didst ^.^ nyot xDD knyow on't.- OwO Who comes hewe? :3 O >_< heavens! +>w< If you ^-^ do love ^.^ owd ^-^ men, ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^.^ sway +Allow obedience- ^-^ if youwsewves awe >_> owd, +UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw xDD cause! >_> Send down, ÚwÚ and UwU take my part! +uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Awt ^.^ nyot asham'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this x3 beawd?- +:3 O Regan, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^.^ hand? +uWu Gon. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu by th' ;;w;; hand, sir? OwO How ^.^ have I >w< offended? +x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot OwO offence UwU that indiscwetion ^.^ finds +And ;;w;; dotage >_> tewms ÚwÚ so. +Lear. :3 O :3 sides, you awe xDD too ;;w;; tough! +uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; howd? OwO How came my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? +OwO Cown. I xDD set him there, siw; uWu but his >_> own >w< disowdews +Deserv'd >w< much less :3 advancement. +Lear. ÚwÚ You? OwO Did you? +UwU Weg. I pray you, fathew, being ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. +^.^ If, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >_> youw ^w^ month, +You uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and sojouwn with my ;;w;; sistew, +ÚwÚ Dismissing half >_> youw OwO twain, come then ^-^ to >_> me. +I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ fwom home, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU that pwovision +^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow >_> youw entewtainment. +Lear. Wetuwn ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 men x3 dismiss'd? +No, wathew I abjure >w< aww uWu woofs, ÚwÚ and OwO choose +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against OwO the :33 enmity o' th' :3 aiw, +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :3 comwade with OwO the ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ and >_> oww- +^w^ Nyecessity's shawp ^.^ pinch! Wetuwn with uWu hew? +ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU Fwance, UwU that dowerless took +Our ^w^ youngest :33 bown, I :33 couwd as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ bwought +ÚwÚ To knee his thwonye, :3 and, squiwe-wike, UwU pension UwU beg +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep base life ^.^ afoot. Wetuwn with uWu hew? +Pewsuade me wathew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and :3 sumptew +ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 detested >w< gwoom. ÚwÚ [Points at UwU Oswawd.] +uWu Gon. ^.^ At >_> youw choice, sir. +Lear. I ;;w;; pwithee, >_> daughtew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me ^w^ mad. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ thee, my x3 chiwd; faweweww. +>w< We'ww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 meet, nyo ^-^ mowe UwU see ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. +But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art my x3 fwesh, my blood, my ^-^ daughtew; +Ow wathew :3 a ^-^ disease that's in my x3 fwesh, +^w^ Which I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds caww x3 minye. Thou art :3 a boiw, +OwO A pwague sore, OwO an >w< embossed cawbuncwe +UwU In my >_< cowwupted bwood. But I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ chide thee. +>_> Wet ÚwÚ shame come when ^.^ it wiww, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww it. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid OwO the >w< Thundew-beawew >_> shoot +Nyow tell tales >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO high-judging Jove. +Mend when :3 thou OwO canst; >w< be better at >w< thy >_< weisuwe; +I can >w< be :3 patient, I can stay with Regan, +I ÚwÚ and my ^-^ hundwed uWu knyights. +UwU Weg. :3 Nyot ^-^ awtogethew ÚwÚ so. +I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow you >_> yet, :3 nyow x3 am provided +>_< Fow >_> youw x3 fit welcome. >w< Give eaw, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my sistew; +>_< Fow x3 those UwU that :3 mingwe reason with >_> youw passion +Must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you >_> owd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- +But ^.^ she knows what ^.^ she >w< does. +Lear. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; weww x3 spoken? +UwU Weg. I dare >_< avouch it, sir. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> fowwowews? +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu weww? What shouwd you :3 nyeed >_> of >_> mowe? +xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO so many, x3 sith UwU that uWu both chawge ÚwÚ and danger +^w^ Speak >w< 'gainst OwO so gweat :3 a number? OwO How in ^-^ onye house +;;w;; Shouwd many ;;w;; peopwe, uWu undew two commands, +Hold uWu amity? ^.^ 'Tis >_> hawd; ^w^ awmost >_> impossibwe. +uWu Gon. UwU Why UwU might ^.^ nyot you, my lord, weceive uWu attendance +From x3 those UwU that ^.^ she calls servants, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ minye? +UwU Weg. UwU Why ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? >w< If then uWu they chanc'd ^-^ to swack >_< ye, +We :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ them. >w< If you uWu wiww come ^-^ to me +^.^ (Fow :3 nyow I UwU spy :3 a >w< dangew), I entweat you +ÚwÚ To bwing uWu but :3 five-and-twenty. ÚwÚ To nyo ^-^ mowe +uWu Wiww I ^w^ give place ^w^ ow OwO nyotice. +Lear. I >_> gave you xDD aww- +UwU Weg. And in good UwU time you >_> gave ^.^ it! +Lear. ^w^ Made you my ^.^ guawdians, my uWu depositawies; +But ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowwowed +x3 With such :3 a >w< nyumbew. >_> What, >w< must I come ^-^ to you +x3 With five-and-twenty, UwU Wegan? :33 Said you so? +UwU Weg. And :33 speak't UwU again my :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe with >_> me. +Lear. Those ;;w;; wicked cweatuwes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ weww-favouw'd +When ÚwÚ othews awe ^-^ mowe ^.^ wicked; ^.^ nyot being OwO the wowst +;;w;; Stands in >w< some :3 wank >_> of :3 pwaise. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] I'll >w< go with thee. +x3 Thy ^w^ fifty ÚwÚ yet doth double five-and-twenty, +And :3 thou art ^w^ twice xDD hew wuv. +uWu Gon. OwO Heaw, uWu me, my :33 wowd. +What :3 nyeed you five-and-twenty, ten, ^w^ ow >_> five, +ÚwÚ To follow in :3 a house xDD whewe ^w^ twice OwO so many +>_< Have :3 a xDD command ^-^ to tend you? +UwU Weg. What :3 nyeed ÚwÚ onye? +Lear. :33 O, reason ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO nyeed! Our ÚwÚ basest >_< beggaws +uWu Awe in OwO the ^-^ poowest xDD thing supewfwuous. +Allow ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe needs, +>w< Man's life :3 is UwU cheap as beast's. Thou art :3 a >_> wady: +>w< If only ^-^ to >w< go warm ;;w;; wewe :33 gowgeous, +ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot what :3 thou gorgeous wear'st +^w^ Which ^-^ scawcewy >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee wawm. But, uWu fow OwO twue need- +You uWu heavens, ^w^ give me UwU that >_> patience, >_< patience I OwO nyeed! +You UwU see me ;;w;; hewe, you >_< gods, :3 a UwU poow ^.^ owd man, +UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >w< gwief as :33 age; wwetched in >_> both. +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be you UwU that OwO stiws ^.^ these x3 daughtews' hearts +uWu Against theiw fathew, OwO foow me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much +ÚwÚ To bear ^.^ it >w< tamewy; ^.^ touch me with x3 nyobwe angew, +And let ^.^ nyot women's x3 weapons, >w< watew drops, +Stain my ÚwÚ man's cheeks! No, you uWu unnyatuwaw uWu hags! +I uWu wiww ^.^ have such revenges uWu on you uWu both +:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shaww- I uWu wiww ^-^ do such things- +What uWu they awe >_> yet, I xDD knyow not; uWu but uWu they uWu shaww >w< be +The terrors >_> of OwO the earth! You ÚwÚ think I'll weep. +No, I'll ^.^ nyot weep. +I ^.^ have :33 fuww cause >_> of :3 weeping, uWu but :3 this OwO heawt +:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 fwaws +Ow ewe I'll weep. :3 O fool, I uWu shaww >w< go uWu mad! +>_< Exeunt Lear, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. Storm ÚwÚ and +^w^ tempest. +OwO Cown. >_> Wet OwO us withdwaw; 'twill >w< be :3 a ^.^ stowm. +UwU Weg. :3 This house :3 is >w< wittwe; OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and xDD 's ^w^ peopwe +Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd. +uWu Gon. ^.^ 'Tis his >_> own ^-^ bwame; ;;w;; hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf ^-^ fwom west +And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ taste his fowwy. +UwU Weg. >_< Fow his :33 pawticuwaw, I'll weceive him UwU gwadwy, +But ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 fowwowew. +uWu Gon. ^w^ So x3 am I purpos'd. +:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? +OwO Cown. >_< Fowwowed OwO the ^.^ owd man fowth. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +>w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is in UwU high xDD wage. +OwO Cown. Whither :3 is ^.^ he going? +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He calls ^-^ to OwO howse, uWu but uWu wiww I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whither. +OwO Cown. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO way; ^.^ he weads :3 himsewf. +uWu Gon. UwU My lord, entweat him uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ to >_> stay. +>w< Gwou. Awack, OwO the night comes OwO on, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bweak x3 winds +Do sorely uWu wuffwe. >_< Fow many :3 miwes about +There's scarce :3 a bush. +UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wilful x3 men +The injuwies UwU that uWu they themsewves procure +Must >w< be theiw >_< schoowmastews. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doows. +ÚwÚ He :3 is attended with :3 a desperate OwO twain, +And what uWu they ^-^ may >_> incense him ^.^ to, being :3 apt +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his ear abus'd, OwO wisdom >_< bids fear. +OwO Cown. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doors, my uWu wowd: 'tis :3 a wiwd ^-^ nyight. +UwU My :33 Wegan counsels :33 weww. Come >_< out o' th' ^.^ stowm. [Exeunt.] + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. +OwO A heath. + +Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman at uWu sevewaw doows. + +x3 Kent. >w< Who's there, >w< besides ;;w;; fouw weather? +:33 Gent. >_< Onye >_> minded >_< wike OwO the xDD weathew, UwU most ;;w;; unquietwy. +x3 Kent. I xDD knyow you. Where's OwO the ^.^ King? +:33 Gent. Contending with OwO the fretful uWu ewements; +Bids OwO the ^.^ wind blow OwO the :3 eawth OwO into OwO the >_< sea, +Ow sweww OwO the ^.^ cuwwed UwU watews >w< 'buv OwO the :33 main, +:33 That >w< things UwU might >_> change ^w^ ow uWu cease; ;;w;; teaws his >_> white >_> haiw, +^w^ Which OwO the :3 impetuous ^.^ bwasts, with eyeless wage, +>_> Catch in theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyothing >w< of; +OwO Stwives in his wittwe x3 wowwd >_> of man ^-^ to OwO outscown +The xDD to-and-fwo-confwicting ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. +:3 This night, wherein OwO the cub-dwawn bear would couch, +The x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; bewwy-pinched ^.^ wowf +Keep theiw x3 fuw >_> dwy, unbonnyeted ^.^ he wuns, +And >_< bids what uWu wiww UwU take all. +x3 Kent. But ^-^ who :3 is with OwO him? +:33 Gent. None uWu but OwO the fool, ^-^ who x3 wabouws ^-^ to outjest +His heawt-stwuck >w< injuwies. +x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you, +And dare x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of my ^-^ nyote +ÚwÚ Commend :3 a dear xDD thing ^-^ to you. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division +OwO (Awthough as ÚwÚ yet OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ it >w< be uWu cuvw'd +x3 With OwO mutuaw x3 cunnying) :33 'twixt Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; +OwO Who ^.^ have >w< (as ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, UwU that theiw gweat x3 staws +Thron'd ÚwÚ and xDD set ÚwÚ high?) servants, ^-^ who ÚwÚ seem nyo ^.^ wess, +^w^ Which awe ^-^ to Fwance OwO the spies ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ specuwations +Intelligent >_> of ^-^ ouw state. What ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ seen, +x3 Eithew in ÚwÚ snyuffs ÚwÚ and >w< packings >_> of OwO the Dukes, +Ow OwO the ^-^ hawd rein ;;w;; which uWu both >_> of them ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye +uWu Against OwO the ^.^ owd >w< kind ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow xDD something deeper, +x3 Wheweof, UwU pewchance, ^.^ these awe uWu but furnishings- +But, OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ fwom Fwance there comes :3 a power +x3 Into :3 this ;;w;; scattewed UwU kingdom, ^-^ who uWu awweady, +xDD Wise in ^-^ ouw nyegwigence, ^.^ have >w< secwet :3 feet +UwU In >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and awe at point +ÚwÚ To show theiw open ;;w;; bannyew. Nyow ^-^ to >w< you: +>w< If uWu on my ÚwÚ cwedit you dare build OwO so :3 faw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Dover, you uWu shaww find +uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww :3 thank you, :33 making ^.^ just wepowt +x3 Of how uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ bemadding UwU sowwow +The UwU King ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to plain. +I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breeding, +And ^-^ fwom >w< some knowledge ÚwÚ and assuwance :3 offew +:3 This >w< office ^-^ to you. +:33 Gent. I uWu wiww talk further with you. +x3 Kent. No, ^-^ do not. +>_< Fow >_> confiwmation UwU that I x3 am >w< much ^-^ mowe +>w< Than my UwU out-waww, open :3 this >_> puwse ÚwÚ and UwU take +What ^.^ it xDD contains. >w< If you uWu shaww UwU see Cordelia +UwU (As ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but you shall), show xDD hew :3 this ;;w;; wing, +And ^.^ she uWu wiww tell you ^-^ who >_> youw :3 fewwow :3 is +:33 That ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. ;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 this :33 stowm! +I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. +:33 Gent. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? +x3 Kent. :3 Few x3 wowds, ;;w;; but, ^-^ to >_> effect, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww :33 yet: +That, when ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU King >_> (in ;;w;; which >_> youw pain +:33 That >_< way, I'll this), ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ fiwst lights uWu on him +Howwa OwO the other. +>_< Exeunt uWu [sevewawwy]. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the heath. + +Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. + +Lear. >_> Bwow, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and >_< cwack >_> youw cheeks! rage! bwow! +You >_> catawacts ÚwÚ and ^.^ huwwicanyoes, >_> spout +;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; dwench'd ^-^ ouw >_> steepwes, ÚwÚ dwown'd OwO the >_> cocks! +You ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and thought-executing xDD fiwes, +>_> Vaunt-couwiews ^-^ to oak-cweaving thunderbolts, +^.^ Singe my >_> white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, +Stwike fwat OwO the OwO thick rotundity o' th' UwU wowwd, +^.^ Cwack x3 Nyatuwe's :33 mouwds, >w< aww ;;w;; gewmains uWu spiww at once, +:33 That makes >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! +;;w;; Foow. :3 O :3 nyuncwe, couwt holy >w< watew in :3 a OwO dwy house :3 is better than :3 this +;;w;; wain >w< watew >_< out o' ^w^ doow. Good :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >w< thy daughters +blessing! Here's :3 a night UwU pities nether xDD wise x3 men :3 nyow fools. +Lear. OwO Wumbwe >w< thy :3 bewwyfuw! ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ fiwe! spout, rain! +Nyow wain, wind, thunder, x3 fiwe awe my :33 daughtews. +I >_> tax ^.^ nyot you, you elements, with ;;w;; unkindnyess. +I never >_> gave you UwU kingdom, xDD caww'd you ^-^ chiwdwen, +You owe me nyo :3 subscwiption. ;;w;; Then let ^-^ faww +Your horrible ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ stand >_> youw slave, +OwO A xDD poow, >_< infiwm, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and UwU despis'd ^.^ owd xDD man. +But ÚwÚ yet I caww you sewviwe minyistews, +:33 That uWu wiww with two pernicious daughters >_> join +Your :3 high-engendew'd ^.^ battwes >w< 'gainst :3 a head +^w^ So ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> white as x3 this! O! O! 'tis fouw! +;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has :3 a house ^-^ to >w< put xDD 's head in >_> has :3 a good x3 head-piece. +The x3 codpiece UwU that uWu wiww house +Before OwO the head >_> has >_< any, +The head ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< wouse: +^w^ So >_< beggaws ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ many. +The man UwU that makes his >_> toe +What ^.^ he his OwO heawt shouwd ^-^ make +:33 Shaww >_> of :3 a >w< cown x3 cwy x3 woe, +And xDD tuwn his ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 wake. +>_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet fair ^-^ woman uWu but ^.^ she :3 made OwO mouths in :3 a +gwass. + +x3 Entew x3 Kent. + +Lear. No, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww patience; +I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. +x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? +;;w;; Foow. x3 Mawwy, >w< hewe's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ codpiece; that's :3 a xDD wise man ÚwÚ and :3 a +>_> foow. +x3 Kent. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, awe you hewe? OwO Things UwU that love night +^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot such nyights as :3 these. The xDD wwathfuw >_< skies +;;w;; Gawwow OwO the vewy ^-^ wandewews >_> of OwO the dark +And ^-^ make them ^-^ keep theiw caves. x3 Since I ÚwÚ was man, +Such sheets >_> of fire, such bursts >_> of horrid thunder, +Such groans >_> of roaring ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and wain, I never +Wemembew ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU heawd. >w< Man's ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot carry +^-^ Th' affliction :3 nyow OwO the fear. +Lear. >_> Wet OwO the gweat >_< gods, +:33 That ^-^ keep :3 this dreadful ;;w;; puddew o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +Find >_< out theiw >_> enyemies OwO nyow. Tremble, :3 thou >_< wwetch, +:33 That x3 hast within ÚwÚ thee undivulged >w< cwimes +>_> Unwhipp'd >_> of :33 justice. :33 Hide ^.^ thee, :3 thou bwoody >w< hand; +Thou uWu pewjuw'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou simuwaw man >_> of :3 viwtue +:33 That art uWu incestuous. x3 Caitiff, in ;;w;; pieces >_< shake +:33 That uWu undew covert ÚwÚ and UwU convenyient seeming +xDD Hast practis'd uWu on ÚwÚ man's wife. Close OwO pent-up x3 guiwts, +Wive >_> youw >w< conceawing :3 continyents, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy +^.^ These dreadful summoners >_< gwace. I x3 am :3 a man +Mowe :3 sinn'd x3 against than UwU sinnying. +x3 Kent. Awack, ^w^ baweheaded? +xDD Gwacious my lord, ^-^ hawd uWu by here :3 is :3 a huvw; +uWu Some friendship uWu wiww ^.^ it lend you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ tempest. +^w^ Wepose you there, UwU whiwst I ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ hawd house +^.^ (Mowe x3 hawdew than OwO the >w< stonyes ^w^ wheweof 'tis >w< wais'd, +^w^ Which x3 even uWu but nyow, ÚwÚ demanding aftew you, +^-^ Denyied me ^-^ to come in) return, ÚwÚ and x3 fowce +Their scanted courtesy. +Lear. UwU My xDD wits begin ^-^ to OwO tuwn. +Come OwO on, my ÚwÚ boy. OwO How dost, my x3 boy? Awt ;;w;; cowd? +I x3 am x3 cowd ^-^ mysewf. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this straw, my fewwow? +The art >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyecessities :3 is stwange, +:33 That can ^-^ make :3 viwe >w< things xDD pwecious. ^w^ Come, >_> youw :33 huvw. +OwO Poow OwO foow ÚwÚ and >_< knyave, I ^.^ have ^-^ onye part in my OwO heawt +^.^ That's >_< sowwy ÚwÚ yet uWu fow thee. +;;w;; Foow. [sings] + +ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny :33 wit- +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the rain- +Must ^-^ make ^.^ content with his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ fit, +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. + +Lear. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this :33 huvw. +>_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. +;;w;; Foow. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave night ^-^ to cool :3 a couwtesan. I'll speak :3 a +prophecy ewe I go: +When priests awe ^-^ mowe in >_> wowd than matter; +When >w< bwewews mar theiw malt with water; +When nobles awe theiw taiwows' xDD tutows, +:3 Nyo OwO hewetics burn'd, uWu but >_< wenches' ÚwÚ suitows; +When every UwU case in OwO waw :3 is >_< wight, +:3 Nyo squire in >_> debt :3 nyow nyo UwU poow OwO knyight; +When swandews ^-^ do ^.^ nyot live in OwO tongues, +Nyow cutpuwses come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO thwongs; +When ^.^ usuwews tell theiw gold >w< i' th' field, +And ^.^ bawds ÚwÚ and >w< whowes ^-^ do chuwches build: +;;w;; Then uWu shaww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of Albion +Come ^-^ to gweat UwU confusion. +;;w;; Then comes OwO the UwU time, ^-^ who ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >_< see't, +:33 That ^-^ going uWu shaww >w< be :33 us'd with ;;w;; feet. +:3 This prophecy ^-^ Mewwin uWu shaww >_> make, uWu fow I live before his xDD time. +UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. + +>w< Gwou. Awack, :33 awack, ^.^ Edmund, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw deawing! When +I >w< desiw'd theiw xDD weave UwU that I UwU might ^-^ pity ^w^ him, uWu they took ^-^ fwom me +OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO house, OwO chawg'd me uWu on pain >_> of x3 pewpetuaw +xDD dispweasuwe neither ^-^ to speak >_> of ^w^ him, entweat uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^-^ any +uWu way sustain >_> him. +Edm. uWu Most savage ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw! +>w< Gwou. uWu Go to; uWu say you nothing. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division ;;w;; betwixt OwO the Dukes, +ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wowse matter than ;;w;; that. I ^.^ have >_< weceived :3 a letter :3 this +night- 'tis dangewous ^-^ to >w< be spoken- I ^.^ have wock'd OwO the letter in +my ^w^ cwoset. ^.^ These injuwies OwO the UwU King :3 nyow uWu beaws uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged +>_< home; :33 thewe's part >_> of :3 a power already OwO footed; ^-^ we >w< must :33 incwinye ^-^ to +OwO the King. I uWu wiww >w< seek him ÚwÚ and privily relieve >_> him. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and +maintain talk with OwO the Duke, UwU that my charity >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of him +perceived. >w< If ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow uWu me, I x3 am i-iww ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Though I +die UwU fow't, as nyo less :3 is threat'ned uWu me, OwO the UwU King my ^.^ owd ^w^ mastew +>w< must >w< be relieved. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange xDD thing toward, ^.^ Edmund. +;;w;; Pway you >w< be UwU cawefuw. UwU Exit. +Edm. :3 This couwtesy, fowbid ^.^ thee, uWu shaww OwO the UwU Duke +Instantwy >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that letter ^w^ too. +:3 This uWu seems :3 a fair desewving, ÚwÚ and >w< must dwaw me +:33 That ;;w;; which my fathew :33 woses- nyo less than all. +The ^.^ youngew >w< wises when OwO the ^.^ owd doth OwO faww. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +The heath. Before :3 a :33 huvw. + +Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. + +x3 Kent. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the place, my :33 wowd. Good my lord, >_> entew. +The ^w^ tywanny >_> of OwO the open night xDD 's xDD too xDD wough +>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to endure. +Lear. >_> Wet me awonye. +x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. +Lear. uWu Wiwt >_< bweak my :3 heawt? +x3 Kent. I xDD had wathew >_< bweak >_< minye >w< own. Good my lord, >_> entew. +Lear. Thou think'st 'tis >w< much UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ contentious :3 stowm +xDD Invades OwO us ^-^ to OwO the skin. ^w^ So 'tis ^-^ to thee; +But xDD whewe OwO the gweatew mawady :3 is xDD fix'd, +The ^.^ wessew :3 is scarce felt. xDD Thou'dst :3 shun :3 a bear; +But ^-^ if >w< thy flight uWu way towawd OwO the >_< waging >_< sea, +xDD Thou'dst ^.^ meet OwO the bear >w< i' th' UwU mouth. When OwO the xDD mind's ^.^ fwee, +The body's delicate. The ^w^ tempest in my :33 mind +^-^ Doth ^-^ fwom my UwU senses UwU take >w< aww feeling ewse +ÚwÚ Save what x3 beats ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ Fiwiaw ingratitude! +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot as :3 this OwO mouth shouwd >w< teaw :3 this hand +>_< Fow ;;w;; wifting >_< food to't? But I uWu wiww punish x3 home! +No, I uWu wiww weep nyo more. UwU In such :3 a night +xDD 'To OwO shut me ;;w;; out! uWu Pouw OwO on; I uWu wiww endure. +UwU In such :3 a night as x3 this! :3 O Regan, Goneril! +Your ^.^ owd >w< kind fathew, uWu whose :3 fwank OwO heawt >_> gave all! +:33 O, UwU that uWu way UwU madnyess wies; let me :3 shun >w< that! +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. +Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go in thysewf; >w< seek UwU thinye >_> own OwO ease. +:3 This ^w^ tempest uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ponder +uWu On >w< things would hurt me more. But I'll >w< go in. +uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ;;w;; In, >w< boy; >w< go fiwst.- You housewess x3 puvwty- +;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. I'll pray, ÚwÚ and then I'll ^-^ sweep. +Exit ;;w;; [Foow]. +OwO Poow ^.^ nyaked wwetches, wheresoe'er you awe, +:33 That xDD bide OwO the xDD pewting >_> of :3 this pitiless storm, +OwO How uWu shaww >_> youw housewess :3 heads ÚwÚ and ^.^ unfed :3 sides, +Your woop'd ÚwÚ and uWu window'd >w< waggednyess, ^w^ defend you +From >_< seasons such as ^w^ these? :33 O, I ^.^ have ta'en +:3 Too wittwe cawe >_> of x3 this! ;;w;; Take physic, ^-^ pomp; +Expose thyself ^-^ to ;;w;; feew what wwetches x3 feew, +:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >_< shake OwO the supewfwux ^-^ to them +And show OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ mowe :3 just. +Edg. ^-^ [within] OwO Fathom ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawf, ;;w;; fathom ÚwÚ and hawf! OwO Poow >w< Tom! + +x3 Entew Foow ^.^ [fwom OwO the ÚwÚ huvw]. + +;;w;; Foow. Come ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyuncwe, >w< hewe's :3 a spirit. Hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! +x3 Kent. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. >w< Who's thewe? +;;w;; Foow. OwO A ^.^ spiwit, :3 a spirit! ÚwÚ He :33 says his nyame's UwU poow ^-^ Tom. +x3 Kent. What art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_< gwumbwe there >w< i' th' straw? +Come fowth. + +x3 Entew Edgar OwO [disguised as :3 a madman]. + +Edg. xDD Away! OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend UwU fowwows UwU me! ^.^ Thwough OwO the shawp hawthown +uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd wind. :33 Humh! >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd :33 bed, ÚwÚ and warm thee. +Lear. xDD Hast :3 thou >w< given >w< aww ^-^ to >w< thy two daughtews, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou come +^-^ to uWu this? +Edg. OwO Who gives ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU poow OwO Tom? xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ;;w;; hath wed +OwO thwough x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and OwO thwough >_< fwame, OwO thwough ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and whirlpool, o'ew +OwO bog ÚwÚ and quagmire; UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> waid :33 knyives uWu undew his piwwow ÚwÚ and +;;w;; hawtews in his >_> pew, xDD set ratsbane uWu by his ^-^ powwidge, :3 made him >_> pwoud +>_> of xDD heawt, ^-^ to ride uWu on :3 a :33 bay trotting horse xDD uvw x3 fouw-inch'd +:33 bwidges, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse his >_> own ;;w;; shadow uWu fow :3 a ^-^ twaitow. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five +ÚwÚ wits! UwU Tom xDD 's acold. :33 O, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de. ^w^ Bwess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom +whirlwinds, :33 staw-bwasting, ÚwÚ and ^w^ taking! Do UwU poow UwU Tom >w< some ^w^ chawity, +xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend vexes. Thewe :33 couwd I ^.^ have him >w< nyow- ÚwÚ and UwU thewe- +ÚwÚ and there xDD again- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thewe! +Storm ^.^ stiww. +Lear. >_> What, ^.^ have his daughters ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to :3 this :33 pass? +^w^ Couwdst :3 thou :33 save :3 nyothing? >w< Didst :3 thou ^w^ give >w< 'em all? +;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ^-^ wesewv'd :3 a blanket, ewse ^-^ we xDD had >_< been >w< aww uWu sham'd. +Lear. Nyow >w< aww OwO the pwagues UwU that in OwO the pendulous ÚwÚ aiw +>w< Hang :33 fated o'ew xDD men's faults ^.^ wight uWu on >w< thy daughters! +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo daughtews, sir. +Lear. Death, traitor! nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have subdu'd ^-^ nyatuwe +ÚwÚ To such :3 a uWu wownyess uWu but his UwU unkind :33 daughtews. +^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ fashion UwU that ÚwÚ discawded fathews +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; thus wittwe UwU mewcy uWu on theiw flesh? +OwO Judicious punishment! ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; begot +Those pelican :33 daughtews. +Edg. Piwwicock xDD sat uWu on Pillicock's :3 Hiww. ;;w;; 'Awwow, >_< 'awwow, woo, woo! +;;w;; Foow. :3 This x3 cowd night uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to fools ÚwÚ and >w< madmen. +Edg. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed o' th' ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend; ^-^ obey >w< thy parents: ^-^ keep >w< thy >_> wowd +UwU justwy; uWu sweaw not; commit ^.^ nyot with ÚwÚ man's sworn spouse; xDD set ^.^ nyot +>w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO heawt uWu on >_> pwoud array. UwU Tom xDD 's acold. +Lear. What x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? +Edg. OwO A :3 sewvingman, >_> pwoud in OwO heawt ÚwÚ and mind; UwU that ;;w;; cuww'd my >_> haiw, +:33 wowe ;;w;; gwuvs in my xDD cap; sewv'd OwO the wust >_> of my x3 mistwess' OwO heawt ÚwÚ and +>_> did OwO the ^.^ act >_> of :3 dawknyess with UwU hew; :33 swowe as many oaths as I ^-^ spake +x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke them in OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ heaven; ^-^ onye UwU that +>w< swept in OwO the ;;w;; contwiving >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd ^-^ to ^-^ do it. xDD Winye :33 wov'd +I OwO deepwy, dice deawwy; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ woman out-paramour'd OwO the >w< Tuwk. +UwU Fawse >_> of xDD heawt, ^.^ wight >_> of eaw, bwoody >_> of >w< hand; ^w^ hog in sloth, :3 fox +in steawth, ^.^ wowf in UwU gweedinyess, ^.^ dog in UwU madnyess, x3 wion in >w< pwey. +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cweaking >_> of ÚwÚ shoes :3 nyow OwO the rustling >_> of silks :33 betway +>w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt ^-^ to OwO woman. Keep >w< thy foot >_< out >_> of :33 bwothew, >w< thy hand +>_< out >_> of :33 pwacket, >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ fwom wendew's book, ÚwÚ and :33 defy OwO the ;;w;; fouw +:33 fiend. OwO Stiww OwO thwough OwO the hawthown uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd >_> wind; :33 says +^.^ suum, UwU mun, xDD hey, no, ^w^ nyonny. uWu Dowphin my OwO boy, my OwO boy, >w< sessa! let +him UwU twot by. +Storm ^.^ stiww. +Lear. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better in >w< thy grave than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew with >w< thy +:33 uncuvw'd ÚwÚ body :3 this >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ skies. ^-^ Is man nyo ^-^ mowe than +uWu this? Consider him :33 weww. Thou :3 ow'st OwO the wowm nyo silk, OwO the beast +nyo >_> hide, OwO the ;;w;; sheep nyo wool, OwO the ÚwÚ cat nyo OwO pewfume. Ha! Here's three +on's awe sophisticated! Thou art OwO the xDD thing itself; +;;w;; unyaccommodated man :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but such :3 a xDD poow, OwO bawe, ^-^ fowked +^-^ anyimaw as :3 thou awt. >_< Off, OwO off, you ÚwÚ wendings! ^w^ Come, unbutton +here. +:33 [Teaws at his >_> cwothes.] +;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, >w< be ;;w;; contented! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ nyaughty night ^-^ to OwO swim +in. Nyow :3 a wittwe x3 fiwe in :3 a wiwd field ;;w;; wewe >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wechew's +>_> heawt- :3 a small spark, >w< aww OwO the west on's ÚwÚ body cold. Look, here +comes :3 a walking >w< fiwe. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with :3 a ^.^ towch. + +Edg. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ^-^ Fwibbewtigibbet. ÚwÚ He begins at curfew, +ÚwÚ and walks ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. ÚwÚ He gives OwO the ^-^ web ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pin, +^-^ squints OwO the eye, ÚwÚ and makes OwO the hawewip; miwdews OwO the >_> white uWu wheat, +ÚwÚ and hurts OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of xDD eawth. + +x3 Saint x3 Withowd footed ÚwÚ thwice OwO the 'owd; +ÚwÚ He met OwO the ^-^ nyightmawe, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 nyinye >_< fowd; +UwU Bid xDD hew :3 awight +And xDD hew troth ^-^ pwight, +And awoint ^.^ thee, witch, awoint thee! + +x3 Kent. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? +Lear. What's x3 he? +x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? What :3 is't you seek? +>w< Gwou. What awe you thewe? Your names? +Edg. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, UwU that ;;w;; eats OwO the >_> swimming fwog, OwO the x3 toad, OwO the uWu todpowe, +OwO the :33 waww-nyewt ÚwÚ and OwO the water; UwU that in OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his xDD heawt, when +OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend rages, ;;w;; eats cow-dung uWu fow sawwets, UwU swawwows OwO the +^.^ owd uWu wat ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ditch-dog, dwinks OwO the green mantle >_> of OwO the +standing >_< poow; ^-^ who :3 is :3 whipp'd ^-^ fwom >_< tithing ^-^ to ^w^ tithing, ÚwÚ and +^-^ stock-punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< impwison'd; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath xDD had three ÚwÚ suits ^-^ to his +^w^ back, OwO six uWu shiwts ^-^ to his body, horse ^-^ to ride, ÚwÚ and weapons ^-^ to +;;w;; weaw; + +But xDD mice ÚwÚ and ^w^ wats, ÚwÚ and such small ;;w;; deew, +>_< Have >_< been Tom's >_< food uWu fow :3 seven wong xDD yeaw. + +>_< Bewawe my x3 fowwowew. Peace, >_> Smuwkin! :3 peace, :3 thou ^-^ fiend! +>w< Gwou. >_> What, ;;w;; hath >_> youw OwO Gwace nyo better xDD company? +Edg. The pwince >_> of :3 dawknyess :3 is :3 a gentweman! +Modo :33 he's call'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mahu. +>w< Gwou. Our ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is UwU gwown OwO so vile, my lord, +:33 That ^.^ it doth UwU hate what gets it. +Edg. OwO Poow UwU Tom xDD 's acold. +>w< Gwou. uWu Go in with >_> me. UwU My >_> duty cannyot suffer +^.^ T' ^-^ obey in >w< aww >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^-^ hawd >_< commands. +^-^ Though theiw x3 injunction >w< be ^-^ to bar my :33 doows +And let :3 this tyrannous night UwU take howd x3 upon you, +>_> Yet ^.^ have I ventuw'd ^-^ to come >w< seek you >_< out +And bwing you xDD whewe uWu both x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< food :3 is weady. +Lear. >w< Fiwst let me talk with :3 this :3 phiwosophew. +What :3 is OwO the cause >_> of :33 thundew? +x3 Kent. Good my lord, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; >w< go OwO into th' >_< house. +Lear. I'll talk :3 a >_> wowd with :3 this >_> same ^w^ weawnyed >_> Theban. +What :3 is >_> youw >w< study? +Edg. OwO How ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the x3 fiend ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ vewmin. +Lear. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ onye >_> wowd in ^w^ pwivate. +x3 Kent. UwU Impowtunye him UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. +His xDD wits begin x3 t' unsettwe. +>w< Gwou. OwO Canst :3 thou blame OwO him? +Storm ^.^ stiww. +His daughters >w< seek his :33 death. xDD Ah, UwU that good >w< Kent! +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ it would >w< be UwU thus- UwU poow banish'd ^w^ man! +Thou xDD say'st OwO the UwU King grows mad: I'll tell ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, +I x3 am ^w^ awmost mad ^-^ mysewf. I xDD had :3 a UwU son, +Nyow outlaw'd ^-^ fwom my bwood. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ sought my life +But ^w^ watewy, vewy late. I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, xDD fwiend- +:3 Nyo fathew his :3 son ^w^ deawew. ^.^ Twue ^-^ to tell ^.^ thee, +The >w< gwief ;;w;; hath craz'd my UwU wits. What :3 a night xDD 's x3 this! +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- +Lear. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, sir. +x3 Nyobwe xDD phiwosophew, >_> youw :33 company. +Edg. Tom's acold. +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; In, fewwow, there, OwO into th' huvw; ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee wawm. +Lear. ^w^ Come, wet's in all. +x3 Kent. :3 This >_< way, my :33 wowd. +Lear. x3 With :3 him! +I uWu wiww ^-^ keep still with my :3 phiwosophew. +x3 Kent. Good my lord, >_> soothe him; let him UwU take OwO the fewwow. +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Take him you x3 on. +x3 Kent. Sirrah, come OwO on; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. +Lear. ^w^ Come, good Athenyian. +>w< Gwou. :3 Nyo x3 wowds, nyo UwU wowds! hush. +Edg. OwO Chiwd >_< Wowwand ^-^ to OwO the dark UwU towew :33 came; +His >_> wowd ÚwÚ was still + +:33 Fie, OwO foh, ÚwÚ and fum! +I smell OwO the UwU bwood >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish xDD man. +OwO Exeunt. + +Scene :3 V. +:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. + +OwO Cown. I uWu wiww ^.^ have my wevenge ewe I xDD depawt his >_< house. +Edm. ^-^ How, my lord, I ^-^ may >w< be censuwed, UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; thus gives uWu way ^-^ to +^w^ woyawty, xDD something ^-^ feaws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of. +OwO Cown. I :3 nyow pewceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew >_> youw >_< bwothew's evil +^-^ disposition :3 made him >w< seek his ^w^ death; uWu but :3 a pwovoking merit, xDD set +UwU awowk uWu by :3 a reproveable >_< badnyess in :3 himsewf. +Edm. OwO How :33 mawicious :3 is my >_> fowtunye UwU that I >w< must ^w^ wepent ^-^ to >w< be just! +:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^.^ he xDD spoke :33 of, ;;w;; which ^w^ appwuvs him OwO an +>w< intewwigent party ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; advantages >_> of OwO Fwance. :3 O >_< heavens! UwU that +:3 this uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe nyot- ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I OwO the ^w^ detectow! +OwO Cown. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the :3 Duchess. +Edm. >w< If OwO the matter >_> of :3 this paper >w< be ^w^ cewtain, you ^.^ have :3 mighty +^-^ businyess in hand. +OwO Cown. ^.^ Twue ^w^ ow fawse, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +>_< Seek >_< out xDD whewe >w< thy fathew ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ready uWu fow ^-^ ouw +uWu appwehension. +Edm. ^-^ [aside] >w< If I find him comforting OwO the ;;w;; King, ^.^ it uWu wiww stuff his +suspicion ^-^ mowe fuwwy.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; pewsevew in my ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ woyawty, +>w< though OwO the conflict >w< be >_> sowe :3 between UwU that ÚwÚ and my bwood. +OwO Cown. I uWu wiww uWu way xDD twust x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ^w^ deawew +fathew in my wuv. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene VI. +OwO A >_< fawmhouse ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, Lear, ^.^ Kent, Foow, ÚwÚ and Edgar. + +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is better than OwO the open air; UwU take ^.^ it thankfuwwy. I uWu wiww +piece >_< out OwO the comfort with what >w< addition I ^.^ can. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be +wong ^-^ fwom you. +x3 Kent. ^-^ Aww OwO the power >_> of his xDD wits ^.^ have >w< given uWu way ^-^ to his >_< impatience. +The UwU gods reward >_> youw ÚwÚ kindnyess! +Exit [Gwoucestew]. +Edg. :3 Fwatewetto calls uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws me >w< Nyewo :3 is OwO an angler in OwO the +:3 wake >_> of darkness. >_> Pway, ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe OwO the ;;w;; fouw :33 fiend. +;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, tell me whethew :3 a >_< madman >w< be :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^w^ ow :3 a +:3 yeoman. +Lear. OwO A ^-^ king, :3 a king! +;;w;; Foow. No, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> has :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to his :3 son; uWu fow :33 he's :3 a +mad ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> sees his :3 son :3 a ^-^ gentweman before >_> him. +Lear. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand with wed burning :33 spits +Come >w< hizzing in x3 upon :3 'em- +Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend bites my ^-^ back. +;;w;; Foow. >w< He's mad UwU that uWu twusts in OwO the tameness >_> of :3 a wowf, :3 a :33 howse's +^.^ heawth, :3 a xDD boy's love, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ whowe's uWu oath. +Lear. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be done; I uWu wiww uWu awwaign them ÚwÚ stwaight. +uWu [To uWu Edgaw] ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, UwU most ^w^ weawnyed :3 justicew. +uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] uWu Thou, sapient ;;w;; siw, ^-^ sit here. Nyow, you :33 she-foxes! +Edg. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ stands ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwawes! uWu Want'st :3 thou eyes at trial, +OwO madam? + +Come o'ew OwO the bouwn, x3 Bessy, ^-^ to >_> me. + +;;w;; Foow. Her ^-^ boat ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; weak, +And ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot speak +UwU Why ^.^ she dawes ^.^ nyot come xDD uvw ^-^ to thee. + +Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend >w< haunts UwU poow UwU Tom in OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 a nightingale. +^w^ Hoppedance x3 cwies in Tom's :33 bewwy uWu fow two >_> white herring. OwO Cwoak +;;w;; nyot, bwack ^-^ angew; I ^.^ have nyo >_< food uWu fow thee. +x3 Kent. OwO How ^-^ do you, sir? Stand you ^.^ nyot OwO so amaz'd. +uWu Wiww you lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west x3 upon OwO the :3 cushions? +Lear. I'll UwU see theiw UwU twiaw >_> fiwst. >_< Bwing in theiw evidence. +uWu [To uWu Edgaw] uWu Thou, >w< wobed man >_> of justice, UwU take >w< thy :3 pwace. +uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] And thou, his yokefewwow >_> of equity, +^.^ Bench uWu by his xDD side. uWu [To Kent] You awe o' th' xDD commission, +>_> Sit you ^w^ too. +Edg. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ deaw ;;w;; justwy. + +Sweepest ^w^ ow xDD wakest thou, ;;w;; jowwy ^-^ shephewd? +x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep >w< be in OwO the ;;w;; cown; +And uWu fow ^-^ onye bwast >_> of >w< thy minyikin OwO mouth +x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep uWu shaww UwU take nyo hawm. + +Puww! OwO the ÚwÚ cat :3 is x3 gway. +Lear. Awwaign xDD hew >_> fiwst. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Gonyewiw. I here UwU take my OwO oath before +:3 this honyouwabwe assembly, ^.^ she uWu kicked OwO the UwU poow UwU King xDD hew father. +;;w;; Foow. Come hithew, OwO mistwess. ^-^ Is >_> youw name Goneril? +Lear. She cannyot deny it. +;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy you >w< mewcy, I took you uWu fow :3 a joint-stool. +Lear. And >w< hewe's another, uWu whose xDD wawp'd looks :3 pwocwaim +What ^.^ stowe xDD hew OwO heawt :3 is :3 made x3 on. x3 Stop xDD hew ;;w;; thewe! +>_< Awms, awms! :3 swowd! ÚwÚ fiwe! >_< Cowwuption in OwO the pwace! +UwU Fawse >w< justicew, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou let xDD hew >_> scape? +Edg. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five ÚwÚ wits! +x3 Kent. :3 O pity! >_> Siw, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the >_< patience :3 nyow +:33 That you OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU boasted ^-^ to xDD wetain? +Edg. ^-^ [aside] UwU My ;;w;; teaws begin ^-^ to UwU take his part OwO so >w< much +>w< They'ww mar my counterfeiting. +Lear. The wittwe ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and aww, +Tway, Blanch, ÚwÚ and x3 Sweetheawt, >_> see, uWu they bark at >_> me. +Edg. UwU Tom uWu wiww thwow his head at ^.^ them. :3 Avaunt, you UwU cuws! +Be >w< thy OwO mouth ^w^ ow bwack ^w^ ow >_< white, +OwO Tooth UwU that OwO poisons ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; bite; +:3 Mastiff, greyhound, mongwew gwim, +>w< Hound ^w^ ow spaniel, brach ^w^ ow ÚwÚ wym, +Bobtaiw ^.^ tyke ^w^ ow ^.^ twundwe-taww- +UwU Tom uWu wiww ^-^ make them weep ÚwÚ and UwU waiw; +>_< Fow, with ^.^ thwowing ;;w;; thus my uWu head, +Dogs :33 weap OwO the OwO hatch, ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe ^-^ fwed. +Do de, de, de. >w< Sessa! ^w^ Come, mawch ^-^ to :33 wakes ÚwÚ and x3 faiws ÚwÚ and mawket +>_> towns. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is dry. +Lear. ;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; anyatomize Regan. ^w^ See what >_> bweeds about xDD hew +ÚwÚ heawt. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any cause in ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that makes ^.^ these ^-^ hawd +hearts? uWu [To uWu Edgaw] :3 You, sir- I UwU entewtain you uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of my +hundwed; only I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw :33 gawments. You'll +uWu say uWu they awe Persian attire; uWu but let them >w< be >_< chang'd. +x3 Kent. Nyow, good my lord, lie here ÚwÚ and west >_> awhiwe. +Lear. UwU Make nyo noise, ^-^ make nyo noise; dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtains. +UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. >w< We'ww >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ suppew >w< i' th' x3 mownying. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; Foow. And I'll >w< go ^-^ to bed at nyoon. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +>w< Gwou. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU King my ^.^ mastew? +x3 Kent. Here, siw; uWu but twoubwe him not; his xDD wits awe gone. +>w< Gwou. Good OwO fwiend, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take him in >w< thy arms. +I ^.^ have UwU o'ewheawd :3 a plot >_> of death x3 upon >_> him. +Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu wittew weady; uWu way him xDD in't +And ÚwÚ dwive towards Dover, OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ meet +Both ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and >w< pwotection. ;;w;; Take OwO up >w< thy mastew. +>w< If :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; dawwy half OwO an xDD houw, his xDD wife, +x3 With thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to ^w^ defend ^w^ him, +Stand in >_> assuwed loss. ;;w;; Take uWu up, UwU take up! +And follow uWu me, UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to >w< some pwovision +>w< Give ÚwÚ thee uWu quick >_> conduct. +x3 Kent. Oppwessed ^-^ nyatuwe sleeps. +:3 This west UwU might ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have bawm'd >w< thy ^w^ bwoken ^w^ senses, +>w< Which, ^-^ if convenience uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< awwow, +Stand in ^-^ hawd ^w^ cuwe. uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ^w^ Come, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear >w< thy mastew. +Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. +>w< Gwou. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Edgar]. +Edg. When ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 bettews UwU see beawing ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ woes, +We ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw xDD misewies ^-^ ouw foes. +OwO Who :3 awonye >w< suffews >w< suffews UwU most >w< i' th' UwU mind, +OwO Weaving free >w< things ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< shows behind; +But then OwO the :33 mind >w< much sufferance doth ;;w;; o'ewskip +When >w< gwief ;;w;; hath mates, ÚwÚ and beawing fewwowship. +OwO How ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and powtabwe my pain uWu seems nyow, +When UwU that ;;w;; which makes me ^-^ bend makes OwO the UwU King >_< bow, +ÚwÚ He >_> chiwded as I xDD fathewed! ^.^ Tom, >w< away! +>_< Mawk OwO the UwU high :33 nyoises, ÚwÚ and thyself uWu bewway +When false ^-^ opinyion, uWu whose :33 wwong ^w^ thought uWu defiwes ^.^ thee, +UwU In >w< thy ^.^ just >_> pwoof repeals ÚwÚ and :33 weconciwes thee. +What uWu wiww :3 hap ^-^ mowe to-night, xDD safe ^w^ scape OwO the >_< King! +:3 Wuwk, lurk. [Exit.] + + + + +Scene :33 VII. +:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, >_< Gonyewiw, >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard, ÚwÚ and Sewvants. + +OwO Cown. [to :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Post speedily ^-^ to my lord >_> youw xDD husband, show him +:3 this letter. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of Fwance :3 is landed.- >_< Seek >_< out OwO the >_> twaitow +^w^ Gwoucestew. +[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the xDD Sewvants.] +UwU Weg. >w< Hang him instantly. +uWu Gon. :33 Pwuck >_< out his OwO eyes. +OwO Cown. Weave him ^-^ to my displeasure. ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ keep you ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew +:33 company. The revenges ^-^ we awe bound ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon >_> youw twaitowous +fathew awe ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw beholding. >_< Advise OwO the UwU Duke xDD whewe you +awe going, ^-^ to :3 a UwU most festinate preparation. We awe bound ^-^ to OwO the +like. Our ;;w;; posts uWu shaww >w< be swift ÚwÚ and >w< intewwigent ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. +Faweweww, dear sistew; ^.^ faweweww, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's OwO the ^.^ King? +^-^ Osw. UwU My Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd him ^-^ hence. +uWu Some five ^w^ ow OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty >_> of his knights, +uWu Hot >_> questwists aftew ^w^ him, met him at :33 gate; +Who, with >w< some uWu othew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowd's x3 dependants, +uWu Awe gonye with him towards Dover, xDD whewe uWu they boast +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have uWu weww-awmed >_< fwiends. +OwO Cown. UwU Get howses uWu fow >_> youw OwO mistwess. +uWu Gon. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lord, ÚwÚ and sistew. +OwO Cown. ^.^ Edmund, faweweww. +>_< Exeunt >_< Gonyewiw, uWu [Edmund, ÚwÚ and Oswald]. +uWu Go >w< seek OwO the >_> twaitow ^-^ Gwoucestew, +Pinyion him >_< wike :3 a xDD thief, bwing him before ÚwÚ us. +[Exeunt uWu othew xDD Sewvants.] +^-^ Though ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD pass x3 upon his life +Without OwO the fowm >_> of justice, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw power +:33 Shaww ^-^ do :3 a court'sy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wwath, ;;w;; which x3 men +May blame, uWu but ^.^ nyot control. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ bwought in uWu by two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. + +>w< Who's thewe? OwO the >_< twaitow? +UwU Weg. ;;w;; Ingwatefuw fox! 'tis ^w^ he. +OwO Cown. Bind fast his corky arms. +>w< Gwou. What >_> mean, >_> youw :33 Gwaces? Good my fwiends, consider +You awe my guests. Do me nyo ;;w;; fouw play, >_< fwiends. +OwO Cown. Bind ^w^ him, I >w< say. +[Servants uWu bind ÚwÚ him.] +UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Hawd, hard. :3 O fiwthy traitor! +>w< Gwou. ^-^ Unmewcifuw wady as you awe, I x3 am none. +OwO Cown. ÚwÚ To :3 this chair uWu bind >_> him. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- +>_< [Wegan plucks his ÚwÚ beawd.] +>w< Gwou. By OwO the >w< kind >_< gods, 'tis UwU most ignobly x3 donye +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck me uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd. +UwU Weg. ^w^ So >_< white, ÚwÚ and such :3 a traitor! +>w< Gwou. Naughty >w< wady, +^.^ These ^w^ haiws ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost wavish ^-^ fwom my chin +uWu Wiww >_< quicken, ÚwÚ and :3 accuse thee. I x3 am >_> youw ^w^ host. +x3 With robber's ^.^ hands my UwU hospitabwe favouws +You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ wuffwe OwO thus. What uWu wiww you x3 do? +OwO Cown. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, what letters xDD had you ^.^ wate ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? +UwU Weg. Be x3 simpwe-answew'd, uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 twuth. +OwO Cown. And what confedewacy ^.^ have you with OwO the ^-^ twaitows +OwO Wate footed in OwO the kingdom? +UwU Weg. ÚwÚ To uWu whose ^.^ hands ^.^ have you x3 sent OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ King? +;;w;; Speak. +>w< Gwou. I ^.^ have :3 a letter x3 guessingwy xDD set down, +^w^ Which came ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye that's >_> of :3 a uWu nyeutwaw xDD heawt, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye oppos'd. +OwO Cown. :33 Cunnying. +UwU Weg. And ^-^ fawse. +OwO Cown. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To Dover. +UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? ^w^ Wast :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO chawg'd at >_> pewiw- +OwO Cown. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? >_> Wet him ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. +>w< Gwou. I x3 am tied ^-^ to th' stake, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ stand OwO the >_> couwse. +UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover, sir? +>w< Gwou. xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy x3 cwuew ^.^ nyaiws +:33 Pwuck >_< out his UwU poow ^.^ owd ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow >w< thy fiewce ^-^ sistew +UwU In his >_> anyointed ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ stick ^.^ boawish UwU fangs. +The >_< sea, with such :3 a :3 stowm as his x3 bawe head +UwU In :33 heww-bwack night x3 enduw'd, would ^.^ have ÚwÚ buoy'd OwO up +And >_< quench'd OwO the xDD steewed fires. +xDD Yet, UwU poow ^.^ owd xDD heawt, ^.^ he howp OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to :33 wain. +>w< If wolves xDD had at >w< thy xDD gate howl'd UwU that >w< stewn UwU time, +Thou shouldst ^.^ have said, 'Good ;;w;; powtew, xDD tuwn OwO the OwO key.' +^-^ Aww uWu cwuews ewse OwO subscwib'd. But I uWu shaww UwU see +The >w< winged ;;w;; vengeance >_< uvwtake such children. +OwO Cown. >_> See't ^-^ shawt :3 thou never. >w< Fewwows, howd OwO the uWu chaiw. +:3 Upon ^.^ these eyes >_> of UwU thinye I'll xDD set my foot. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ think ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> owd, +>w< Give me >w< some hewp!- :3 O cwuew! :3 O ye x3 gods! +UwU Weg. >_< Onye >_> side uWu wiww xDD mock >_> anyothew. ^-^ Th' uWu othew OwO too! +OwO Cown. >w< If you UwU see >_< vengeance- +OwO 1. Serv. Hold >_> youw ;;w;; hand, my wowd! +I ^.^ have sewv'd you >w< evew >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 chiwd; +But better service ^.^ have I never x3 donye you +>w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you howd. +UwU Weg. OwO How nyow, you ÚwÚ dog? +OwO 1. Serv. >w< If you >_> did wear :3 a beard x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ chin, +uWu I'wd >_< shake ^.^ it uWu on :3 this UwU quawwew. +UwU Weg. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? +OwO Cown. UwU My viwwain! Draw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +OwO 1. Serv. ;;w;; Nyay, then, come OwO on, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the uWu chance >_> of ;;w;; angew. +UwU Weg. >w< Give me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. OwO A >_> peasant ^.^ stand OwO up ^.^ thus? +She ^-^ takes :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and runs at him >w< behind. +OwO 1. Serv. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! UwU My lord, you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye weft +ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< some mischief uWu on >_> him. O! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. +OwO Cown. Lest ^.^ it UwU see :3 mowe, >w< pwevent it. :33 Out, :3 viwe jewwy! +:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wustwe ^w^ nyow? +>w< Gwou. ^-^ Aww dark ÚwÚ and comfortless! Where's my :3 son ^w^ Edmund? +^.^ Edmund, enkindwe >w< aww OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit :3 this horrid ^-^ act. +UwU Weg. :33 Out, treacherous viwwain! +Thou ^.^ caww'st uWu on him UwU that OwO hates thee. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ he +:33 That :3 made OwO the overture >_> of >w< thy treasons ^-^ to >_< us; +OwO Who :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to ^-^ pity thee. +>w< Gwou. :3 O my follies! ;;w;; Then Edgar ÚwÚ was ^-^ abus'd. +UwU Kind >_< gods, forgive me UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwospew :3 him! +UwU Weg. uWu Go OwO thwust him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and let him smell +His uWu way ^-^ to Dover. +Exit [onye] with ^w^ Gwoucestew. +OwO How :33 is't, my UwU wowd? OwO How ÚwÚ wook you? +OwO Cown. I ^.^ have receiv'd :3 a :33 huwt. Follow uWu me, >_< wady. +OwO Tuwn >_< out UwU that eyeless :3 viwwain. Thwow :3 this ^w^ swave +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ dunghiww. Regan, I bleed >_< apace. +Untimewy comes :3 this :33 huwt. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. +Exit [Cornwall, wed uWu by Wegan]. +OwO 2. Serv. I'll never cawe what :3 wickednyess I uWu do, +>w< If :3 this man come ^-^ to :33 good. +xDD 3. Serv. >w< If ^.^ she live long, +And in OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse >_> of >_< death, +xDD Women uWu wiww >w< aww xDD tuwn ;;w;; monstews. +OwO 2. Serv. Let's follow OwO the ^.^ owd Earl, ÚwÚ and >_< get OwO the bedlam +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead him xDD whewe ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. His >_< woguish UwU madnyess +:33 Awwows itsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. +xDD 3. Serv. uWu Go >w< thou. I'll ÚwÚ fetch >w< some ^.^ fwax ÚwÚ and x3 whites >_> of >_> eggs +ÚwÚ To OwO appwy ^-^ to his ÚwÚ bweeding face. Nyow >w< heaven ^w^ hewp :3 him! +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +The heath. + +x3 Entew Edgar. + +Edg. >_> Yet better thus, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ contemn'd, +>w< Than still x3 contemn'd ÚwÚ and flatter'd. ÚwÚ To >w< be worst, +The x3 wowest ÚwÚ and UwU most dejected xDD thing >_> of OwO fowtunye, +;;w;; Stands still in espewance, ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in fear. +The lamentable >_> change :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the best; +The wowst wetuwns ^-^ to ^-^ waughtew. >w< Wewcome then, +Thou xDD unsubstantiaw ÚwÚ aiw UwU that I embwace! +The ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 thou x3 hast xDD bwown x3 unto OwO the wowst +>_> Owes nyothing ^-^ to >w< thy >_< bwasts. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, wed uWu by OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. + +But ^-^ who comes hewe? +UwU My fathew, >_> poowwy :33 wed? Wowwd, UwU wowwd, :3 O world! +But UwU that >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange xDD mutations ^-^ make OwO us UwU hate ^.^ thee, +:33 Wife would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to age. +Old ÚwÚ Man. :3 O my good lord, +I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw tenant, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's tenant, +^.^ These fouwscowe years. +>w< Gwou. Away, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >w< away! Good OwO fwiend, >w< be gone. +x3 Thy UwU comfowts can ^-^ do me nyo good at uWu aww; +ÚwÚ Thee uWu they ^-^ may :33 huwt. +Old ÚwÚ Man. You cannyot UwU see >_> youw way. +>w< Gwou. I ^.^ have nyo >_< way, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU want nyo ^w^ eyes; +I ÚwÚ stumbwed when I >w< saw. >w< Fuww ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen +Our :3 means secure >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw mere defects +uWu Pwuv ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ commodities. >_< Ah dear :3 son OwO Edgaw, +The >_< food >_> of >w< thy UwU abused >_< fathew's wrath! +OwO Might I uWu but live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee in my touch, +uWu I'wd uWu say I xDD had eyes ^-^ again! +Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO How ^w^ nyow? >w< Who's thewe? +Edg. ^-^ [aside] :3 O x3 gods! OwO Who :3 is't can uWu say OwO 'I x3 am at OwO the :3 wowst'? +I x3 am >_< wowse than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. +Old ÚwÚ Man. ^.^ 'Tis UwU poow mad ^-^ Tom. +Edg. ^-^ [aside] And >_< wowse I ^-^ may >w< be >_> yet. The wowst :3 is ^.^ nyot +^w^ So wong as ^-^ we can uWu say >_< 'This :3 is OwO the worst.' +Old ÚwÚ Man. Fewwow, xDD whewe >_< goest? +>w< Gwou. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a beggarman? +Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO Madman ÚwÚ and >_< beggaw ^w^ too. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< some reason, ewse ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> beg. +uWu I' th' last nyight's :3 stowm I such :3 a :3 fewwow ;;w;; saw, +^w^ Which :3 made me ÚwÚ think :3 a man :3 a ;;w;; wowm. UwU My :3 son +Came then OwO into my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind +>_> Was then scarce fwiends with >_> him. I ^.^ have heard ^-^ mowe since. +UwU As flies ^-^ to >_< wanton :3 boys awe ^-^ we ^-^ to th' xDD gods. +^.^ They :33 kiww OwO us uWu fow theiw sport. +Edg. ^-^ [aside] OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? +Bad :3 is OwO the trade UwU that >w< must xDD pway OwO foow ^-^ to xDD sowwow, +Ang'ring itsewf ÚwÚ and :33 othews.- ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! +>w< Gwou. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyaked fewwow? +Old ÚwÚ Man. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ pwithee >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. >w< If uWu fow my :33 sake +Thou xDD wiwt o'ertake OwO us x3 hence :3 a UwU miwe ^w^ ow x3 twain +uWu I' th' uWu way towawd Dover, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ ancient :33 wuv; +And bwing >w< some covering uWu fow :3 this ^.^ nyaked >_> souw, +OwO Who I'll entweat ^-^ to ;;w;; wead >_> me. +Old ÚwÚ Man. Awack, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is uWu mad! +>w< Gwou. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< time's pwague when xDD madmen ;;w;; wead OwO the blind. +Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do >w< thy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +OwO Abuv OwO the rest, >w< be gone. +Old ÚwÚ Man. I'll bwing him OwO the :33 best uWu 'pawew UwU that I x3 have, +Come ^-^ on't what uWu wiww. UwU Exit. +>w< Gwou. Sirrah ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ fewwow- +Edg. OwO Poow Tom's acold. ^-^ [Aside] I cannyot daub ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. +>w< Gwou. Come hithew, fewwow. +Edg. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet I >_> must.- ^w^ Bwess >w< thy ^w^ sweet >_> eyes, uWu they bweed. +>w< Gwou. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the uWu way ^-^ to Dover? +Edg. Both stiwe ÚwÚ and gate, ^.^ howseway ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ footpath. OwO Poow UwU Tom ;;w;; hath >_< been +^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of his good UwU wits. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, good ÚwÚ man's UwU son, ^-^ fwom +OwO the ;;w;; fouw ^-^ fiend! ^.^ Five >_< fiends ^.^ have >_< been in UwU poow UwU Tom at UwU once: >_> of +>w< wust, as ^w^ Obidicut; >_< Hobbididence, pwince >_> of ;;w;; dumbnyess; Mahu, >_> of +^.^ steawing; :33 Modo, >_> of :3 muwdew; Fwibbewtigibbet, >_> of uWu mopping ÚwÚ and +;;w;; mowing, ^-^ who >_< since possesses chambermaids ÚwÚ and ^w^ waiting >w< women. UwU So, +bless ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! +>w< Gwou. Here, UwU take :3 this >_< Puwse, :3 thou xDD whom OwO the heavens' pwagues +>_< Have x3 humbwed ^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ stwokes. :33 That I x3 am wwetched +:3 Makes ÚwÚ thee OwO the xDD happiew. Heavens, ^-^ deaw OwO so still! +>_> Wet OwO the OwO supewfwuous ÚwÚ and ^.^ wust-dieted man, +:33 That slaves >_> youw :3 owdinyance, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see +xDD Because ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ nyot x3 feew, ;;w;; feew >_> youw ^.^ pow'w quickwy; +^w^ So >w< distwibution shouwd ;;w;; undo >_> excess, +And OwO each man ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow Dover? +Edg. >w< Ay, mastew. +>w< Gwou. Thewe :3 is :3 a cwiff, uWu whose UwU high ÚwÚ and bending head +Looks feawfuwwy in OwO the confined deep. +>_< Bwing me uWu but ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^-^ bwim >_> of it, +And I'll wepaiw OwO the >w< misewy :3 thou OwO dost bear +x3 With xDD something rich about >_> me. From UwU that place +I uWu shaww nyo leading need. +Edg. >w< Give me >w< thy arm. +OwO Poow UwU Tom uWu shaww ;;w;; wead thee. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. + +x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and >w< [Edmund x3 the] OwO Bastawd. + +uWu Gon. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I x3 mawvew ^-^ ouw mild xDD husband +:3 Nyot met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +Nyow, ^w^ whewe's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? +^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ within, uWu but never man OwO so >_< chang'd. +I told him >_> of OwO the ;;w;; awmy UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wanded: +ÚwÚ He smiw'd at it. I told him you ;;w;; wewe coming: +His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, xDD 'The >_< wowse.' x3 Of :33 Gwoucestew's ^.^ tweachewy +And >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw service >_> of his :3 son +When I x3 infowm'd ^w^ him, then ^.^ he xDD caww'd me :3 sot +And told me I xDD had tuwn'd OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out. +What UwU most ^.^ he shouwd :33 diswike uWu seems >_> pweasant ^-^ to him; +What ^-^ wike, uWu offensive. +uWu Gon. [to :3 Edmund] ;;w;; Then uWu shaww you >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu cowish terror >_> of his ^.^ spiwit, +:33 That dawes ^.^ nyot undewtake. He'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew ^-^ wwongs +^w^ Which OwO tie him ^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. Our :3 wishes uWu on OwO the uWu way +May ^w^ pwuv effects. :3 Back, ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ to my brother. +:33 Hasten his musters ÚwÚ and OwO conduct his >_< pow'ws. +I >w< must >_> change ÚwÚ awms at UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ distaff +x3 Into my >_< husband's hands. :3 This >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant +:33 Shaww xDD pass :3 between ÚwÚ us. Ewe wong you awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear +(If you dare venture in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; behawf) +OwO A mistress's ^.^ command. OwO Weaw ÚwÚ this. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 favouw.] +uWu Spawe xDD speech. +Decline >_> youw head. :3 This >w< kiss, ^-^ if ^.^ it durst ÚwÚ speak, +Wouwd ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy uWu spiwits OwO up OwO into OwO the air. +UwU Conceive, ÚwÚ and fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +Edm. Yours in OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of >_< death! UwU Exit. +uWu Gon. UwU My UwU most dear ^.^ Gwoucestew! +:33 O, OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of man ÚwÚ and ^w^ man! +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 woman's services awe due; +UwU My OwO foow usuwps my ÚwÚ body. +^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. + +x3 Entew OwO Awbany. + +uWu Gon. I ^.^ have >_< been wowth OwO the UwU whistwe. +x3 Awb. :3 O >_< Gonyewiw, +You awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; which OwO the wude ^.^ wind +Blows in >_> youw >w< face! I ;;w;; feaw >_> youw disposition. +:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; which >_> contemns ^.^ it origin +Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; bowdewed ÚwÚ cewtain in itself. +She UwU that x3 hewsewf uWu wiww swivew ÚwÚ and >_< disbwanch +From xDD hew ÚwÚ matewiaw ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must >_< withew +And come ^-^ to >_> deadwy use. +uWu Gon. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! The ^w^ text :3 is foolish. +x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwe ÚwÚ seem :3 viwe; +>w< Fiwths ÚwÚ savouw uWu but :3 themsewves. What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? +Tigews, ^.^ nyot daughtews, what ^.^ have you ^-^ pewfowm'd? +OwO A fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; aged man, +uWu Whose uWu wevewence x3 even OwO the head-wugg'd bear would >_> wick, +uWu Most bawbawous, UwU most degenerate, ^.^ have you ÚwÚ madded. +Could my good bwothew suffer you ^-^ to ^-^ do it? +OwO A man, :3 a ^w^ pwince, uWu by him OwO so benyefited! +>w< If UwU that OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do ^.^ nyot theiw visibwe uWu spiwits +>_> Send >_> quickwy ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^w^ tame ^.^ these :3 viwe UwU offences, +^w^ It uWu wiww xDD come, +Humanity >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce uWu pwey uWu on itself, +;;w;; Wike monstews >_> of OwO the deep. +uWu Gon. :33 Miwk-wivew'd ^w^ man! +:33 That ^.^ beaw'st :3 a ^-^ cheek uWu fow ^-^ bwows, :3 a head uWu fow wwongs; +OwO Who x3 hast ^.^ nyot in >w< thy uWu bwows OwO an eye uWu discewnying +>_< Thinye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ suffewing; UwU that ^.^ nyot uWu knyow'st +ÚwÚ Foows ^-^ do x3 those >_< viwwains ^-^ pity ^-^ who awe :3 punyish'd +Ewe uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye theiw x3 mischief. Where's >w< thy xDD dwum? +Fwance x3 spweads his bannyews in ^-^ ouw noiseless wand, +x3 With pwumed helm >w< thy OwO state begins ^-^ to thweat, +ÚwÚ Whiwes thou, :3 a :33 mowaw fool, ^w^ sit'st stiww, ÚwÚ and cwiest +'Alack, x3 why OwO does ^.^ he so?' +x3 Awb. ^w^ See ÚwÚ thysewf, deviw! +Proper deformity uWu seems ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 fiend +^w^ So horrid as in OwO woman. +uWu Gon. :3 O vain foow! +x3 Awb. Thou >_< changed ÚwÚ and sewf-cuvw'd :33 thing, uWu fow OwO shame! +:33 Bemonstew ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ featuwe! Were't my :33 fitnyess +ÚwÚ To let ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^-^ obey my blood, +^.^ They awe :3 apt enough ^-^ to :3 diswocate ÚwÚ and >w< teaw +x3 Thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_< bonyes. ^.^ Howe'ew :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ fiend, +OwO A :3 woman's ^-^ shape doth OwO shiewd thee. +uWu Gon. x3 Mawwy, >_> youw :3 manhood uWu mew! + +x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +x3 Awb. What x3 nyews? +:33 Gent. :33 O, my good lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww xDD 's OwO dead, +;;w;; Swain uWu by his x3 sewvant, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< put >_< out +The uWu othew eye >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +x3 Awb. :33 Gwoucestew's :3 eyes? +:33 Gent. OwO A ^-^ sewvant UwU that ^.^ he OwO bwed, thwiww'd with ÚwÚ wemowse, +^-^ Oppos'd x3 against OwO the ^-^ act, bending his >_< swowd +ÚwÚ To his gweat master; :3 who, xDD theweat enrag'd, +>_< Fwew uWu on ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ amongst them ÚwÚ feww'd him >w< dead; +But ^.^ nyot ^-^ without UwU that harmful OwO stwoke ;;w;; which >_< since +;;w;; Hath UwU pwuck'd him >w< aftew. +x3 Awb. :3 This >w< shows you awe ^.^ abuv, +You justicers, UwU that ^.^ these ^-^ ouw nether >w< cwimes +^w^ So speedily can ÚwÚ venge! But :3 O UwU poow ^.^ Gwoucestew! +^w^ Wose ^.^ he his uWu othew x3 eye? +:33 Gent. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. +:3 This letter, UwU madam, x3 cwaves :3 a :3 speedy >w< answew. +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fwom >_> youw sistew. +uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >_< Onye uWu way I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; +But being OwO widow, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with UwU hew, +May >w< aww OwO the :33 buiwding in my fancy xDD pwuck +:3 Upon my ^-^ hatefuw wife. >_> Anyothew uWu way +The UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ tawt.- I'll ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and >w< answew. +UwU Exit. +x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was his :3 son when uWu they >_> did UwU take his :3 eyes? +:33 Gent. Come with my wady hithew. +x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. +:33 Gent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I met him xDD back again. +x3 Awb. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he OwO the uWu wickednyess? +:33 Gent. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ he x3 infowm'd x3 against ^w^ him, +And ;;w;; quit OwO the house uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that theiw punishment +OwO Might ^.^ have OwO the fweew >_> couwse. +x3 Awb. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I live +ÚwÚ To :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow OwO the love :3 thou OwO show'dst OwO the ;;w;; King, +And ^-^ to wevenge UwU thinye OwO eyes. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. +>_> Teww me what ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< knyow'st. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. + +x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +x3 Kent. UwU Why OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance :3 is OwO so :33 suddenwy gonye xDD back xDD knyow you OwO the +weason? +:33 Gent. OwO Something ^.^ he weft impewfect in OwO the state, ;;w;; which >_< since his +UwU coming :3 fowth :3 is ^w^ thought :33 of, ;;w;; which impowts ^-^ to OwO the :3 kingdom OwO so >w< much +;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and danger UwU that his OwO pewsonyaw xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ was UwU most required ÚwÚ and +UwU nyecessawy. +x3 Kent. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ he weft >_> behind him ^-^ genyewaw? +:33 Gent. The Mawshaw >_> of UwU Fwance, :33 Monsieuw x3 Wa uWu Faw. +x3 Kent. OwO Did >_> youw letters >w< piewce OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ any demonstration >_> of +x3 gwief? +:33 Gent. >w< Ay, sir. She took ;;w;; them, ;;w;; wead them in my presence, +And :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then OwO an uWu ampwe >w< teaw trill'd ;;w;; down +Her delicate uWu cheek. ^w^ It >w< seem'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a queen +Over xDD hew :3 passion, :3 who, UwU most webew-wike, +xDD Sought ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; king o'ew :3 hew. +x3 Kent. :33 O, then ^.^ it ;;w;; mov'd uWu hew? +:33 Gent. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 a xDD wage. uWu Patience ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow strove +OwO Who shouwd express xDD hew goodliest. You ^.^ have uWu seen +Sunshine ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wain at UwU once: xDD hew >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws +Were ^-^ wike, :3 a better way. Those x3 happy ÚwÚ smiwets +:33 That >_> pway'd uWu on xDD hew wipe x3 wip >w< seem'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow +What :33 guests ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew >_> eyes, ;;w;; which x3 pawted ^.^ thence +UwU As peawws ^-^ fwom x3 diamonds dropp'd. UwU In brief, +Sorrow would >w< be :3 a rarity UwU most >_< bewov'd, +>w< If >w< aww :33 couwd OwO so ÚwÚ become it. +x3 Kent. ^w^ Made ^.^ she nyo :3 vewbaw >_> question? +:33 Gent. OwO Faith, UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice ^.^ she ^-^ heav'd OwO the name >_> of fathew +^-^ Pantingwy >w< fowth, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ pwess'd xDD hew >_> heawt; +;;w;; Cwied >_> 'Sistews, uWu sistews! Shame >_> of >w< wadies! Sistews! +>w< Kent! ^-^ fathew! uWu sistews! >_> What, >w< i' th' ;;w;; stowm? >w< i' th' :3 nyight? +>_> Wet ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU bewiev'd!' Thewe ^.^ she shook +The holy >w< watew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_> eyes, +And clamour moisten'd. ;;w;; Then away ^.^ she started +ÚwÚ To ^-^ deaw with >w< gwief awonye. +x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the staws, +The x3 staws :33 abuv >w< us, :33 guvwn ^-^ ouw UwU conditions; +Else ^-^ onye uWu sewf :33 mate ÚwÚ and :33 mate :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ beget +Such diffewent xDD issues. You xDD spoke ^.^ nyot with xDD hew since? +:33 Gent. >_< Nyo. +x3 Kent. >_> Was :3 this before OwO the UwU King UwU wetuwn'd? +:33 Gent. No, since. +x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU poow >_> distwessed OwO Weaw's >w< i' th' UwU town; +OwO Who ^.^ sometime, in his better tunye, x3 wemembews +What ^-^ we awe come >w< about, ÚwÚ and uWu by nyo :3 means +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU see his daughter. +:33 Gent. ÚwÚ Why, good sir? +x3 Kent. OwO A x3 suvweign ÚwÚ shame OwO so ^w^ ewbows him; his >_> own unkindnyess, +:33 That :3 stwipp'd xDD hew ^-^ fwom his benyediction, tuwn'd xDD hew +ÚwÚ To foweign casualties, >_> gave xDD hew dear ^-^ wights +ÚwÚ To his uWu dog-heawted daughtews- ^.^ these >w< things sting +His :33 mind OwO so venomously UwU that burning ÚwÚ shame +uWu Detains him ^-^ fwom Cordelia. +:33 Gent. Awack, UwU poow gentweman! +x3 Kent. x3 Of Albany's ÚwÚ and Cornwall's >w< powews you heard not? +:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu they awe ^.^ afoot. +x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I'll bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew OwO Weaw +And xDD weave you ^-^ to ^.^ attend >_> him. uWu Some dear cause +uWu Wiww in conceawment ^-^ wwap me OwO up >_> awhiwe. +When I x3 am OwO knyown OwO awight, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve +^w^ Wending me :3 this :33 acquaintance. I pray you >w< go +>_< Awong with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +The xDD Fwench x3 camp. + +OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. + +:33 Cow. Awack, 'tis >w< he! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was met x3 even :3 nyow +UwU As mad as OwO the :33 vex'd >_< sea, ;;w;; singing :33 awoud, +>w< Cwown'd with :3 wank fumiter ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwwow xDD weeds, +x3 With UwU hawdocks, hemlock, nettles, ^-^ cuckoo ÚwÚ fwow'ws, +Darnel, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 idwe weeds UwU that gwow +UwU In ^-^ ouw sustainying >_> cown. OwO A centuwy ^-^ send fowth. +^-^ Seawch every acwe in OwO the high-grown field +And bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< eye. xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] What can ÚwÚ man's +OwO wisdom +UwU In OwO the westowing his beweaved ;;w;; sense? +ÚwÚ He UwU that ^w^ hewps him UwU take >w< aww my >_> outwawd worth. +:33 Doct. Thewe :3 is means, ÚwÚ madam. +Our >_< fostew ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is ^-^ wepose, +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he wacks. :33 That ^-^ to >_< pwovoke in him +uWu Awe many >_< simpwes >_< opewative, uWu whose power +uWu Wiww :33 cwose OwO the eye >_> of :3 anguish. +:33 Cow. ^-^ Aww bwest OwO secwets, +^-^ Aww you unpublish'd viwtues >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +:3 Spwing with my x3 teaws! >w< be ^-^ aidant ÚwÚ and wemediate +UwU In OwO the good ÚwÚ man's distress! OwO Seek, >w< seek uWu fow :3 him! +Lest his unguvwn'd ;;w;; wage dissowve OwO the life +:33 That ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; wead it. + +x3 Entew Messenger. + +Mess. OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ madam. +The ÚwÚ Bwitish pow'rs awe marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. +:33 Cow. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown >_> befowe. Our pwepawation ^-^ stands +UwU In x3 expectation >_> of ^.^ them. :3 O dear fathew, +^w^ It :3 is >w< thy ^-^ businyess UwU that I >w< go OwO about. +OwO Thewefowe gweat Fwance +UwU My ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impowtant ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; hath pitied. +:3 Nyo xDD bwown ambition doth ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms >w< incite, +But love, dear love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< ag'd >_< fathew's >_> wight. +Soon ^-^ may I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see :3 him! +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :3 V. +:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. + +x3 Entew :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +UwU Weg. But awe my >_< bwothew's pow'rs xDD set ^w^ fowth? +^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU Weg. Himsewf in person thewe? +^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, with >w< much ÚwÚ ado. +Your ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO the better sowdiew. +UwU Weg. Wowd Edmund ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot with >_> youw lord at :3 home? +^-^ Osw. No, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU Weg. What UwU might :3 impowt my ;;w;; sistew's letter ^-^ to OwO him? +^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, >_< wady. +UwU Weg. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is >w< posted x3 hence uWu on uWu sewious OwO mattew. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was gweat :33 ignyowance, :33 Gwoucestew's eyes being out, +ÚwÚ To let him wive. :3 Whewe ^.^ he arrives ^.^ he muvs +^-^ Aww hearts x3 against ÚwÚ us. ^.^ Edmund, I xDD think, :3 is gone, +UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of his misery, ^-^ to uWu dispatch +His ÚwÚ nyighted life; x3 moweuvw, ^-^ to xDD descwy +The OwO stwength o' th' enyemy. +^-^ Osw. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds aftew ^w^ him, UwU madam, with my letter. +UwU Weg. Our twoops xDD set :3 fowth >w< to-mowwow. uWu Stay with ÚwÚ us. +The ^-^ ways awe dangewous. +^-^ Osw. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU My wady OwO chawg'd my >_> duty in :3 this :33 businyess. +UwU Weg. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she wwite ^-^ to ^w^ Edmund? OwO Might ^.^ nyot you +^w^ Twanspowt xDD hew >w< puwposes uWu by UwU wowd? ^-^ Bewike, +OwO Something- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- I'll love ÚwÚ thee xDD much- +>_> Wet me unseaw OwO the letter. +^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had wathew- +UwU Weg. I xDD knyow >_> youw wady OwO does ^.^ nyot love xDD hew ^-^ husband; +I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that; ÚwÚ and at xDD hew ^.^ wate being here +She >_> gave ÚwÚ stwange xDD ewiads ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; speaking looks +ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe ^.^ Edmund. I xDD knyow you awe >_> of xDD hew >_< bosom. +^-^ Osw. OwO I, OwO madam? +UwU Weg. I speak in undewstanding. Y'awe! I xDD knyow't. +OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do :33 advise you UwU take :3 this >_< nyote. +UwU My lord :3 is >w< dead; Edmund ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ tawk'd, +And ^-^ mowe UwU convenyient :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow my hand +>w< Than uWu fow >_> youw >_< wady's. You ^-^ may x3 gathew more. +>w< If you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, pray you ^w^ give him ^.^ this; +And when >_> youw ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ heaws ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom you, +I pray desiwe xDD hew caww xDD hew OwO wisdom ^-^ to :3 hew. +^w^ So faweweww. +>w< If you ^-^ do uWu chance ^-^ to hear >_> of UwU that uWu bwind >w< twaitow, +uWu Pwefewment ^.^ fawws uWu on him UwU that ^w^ cuts him UwU off. +^-^ Osw. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet ^w^ him, >_> madam! I shouwd show +What party I ^-^ do OwO fowwow. +UwU Weg. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene VI. +The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Edgar [wike :3 a ^w^ Peasant]. + +>w< Gwou. When uWu shaww I come ^-^ to th' :3 top >_> of UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ hiww? +Edg. You ^-^ do climb OwO up ^.^ it OwO nyow. Wook how ^-^ we xDD wabouw. +>w< Gwou. x3 Methinks OwO the gwound :3 is even. +Edg. Horrible steep. +Hawk, ^-^ do you hear OwO the ^-^ sea? +>w< Gwou. No, ;;w;; twuwy. +Edg. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> youw uWu othew UwU senses gwow impewfect +By >_> youw ;;w;; eyes' :3 anguish. +>w< Gwou. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be :3 indeed. +x3 Methinks >w< thy >w< voice :3 is alter'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st +UwU In better ^.^ phwase ÚwÚ and matter than :3 thou OwO didst. +Edg. Y'awe >w< much deceiv'd. UwU In nyothing x3 am I >_< chang'd +But in my :33 gawments. +>w< Gwou. x3 Methinks >_< y'awe better ÚwÚ spoken. +Edg. Come OwO on, siw; >w< hewe's OwO the :3 pwace. Stand ^.^ stiww. OwO How xDD feawfuw +And dizzy 'tis ^-^ to UwU cast >_> onye's eyes OwO so >w< wow! +The cwows ÚwÚ and OwO choughs UwU that x3 wing OwO the midway ÚwÚ aiw +Show scarce OwO so :3 gwoss as beetles. uWu Hawfway ;;w;; down +Hangs ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ gathews uWu sampiwe- dreadful :33 twade! +x3 Methinks ^.^ he uWu seems nyo :3 biggew than his head. +The xDD fishewmen UwU that ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon OwO the :3 beach +xDD Appeaw >_< wike mice; ÚwÚ and yond taww :33 anchowing bark, +Diminyish'd ^-^ to xDD hew uWu cock; xDD hew :3 cock, :3 a OwO buoy +>w< Awmost xDD too small uWu fow ^w^ sight. The ^.^ muwmuwing uWu suwge +:33 That uWu on th' uWu unnyumb'wed :33 idwe pebble ^.^ chafes +Cannyot >w< be heard OwO so uWu high. I'll ÚwÚ wook nyo :3 mowe, +Lest my bwain turn, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ deficient OwO sight +Toppwe ;;w;; down headwong. +>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ Set me xDD whewe you :3 stand. +Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. You awe :3 nyow within :3 a foot +x3 Of th' extreme ^-^ vewge. >_< Fow >w< aww beneath OwO the ^-^ moon +Wouwd I ^.^ nyot :33 weap upwight. +>w< Gwou. >_> Wet >w< go my hand. +Here, OwO fwiend, :3 is another :3 puwse; in ^.^ it :3 a >_> jewew +^.^ Weww wowth :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >w< taking. Fairies ÚwÚ and UwU gods +Pwospew ^.^ it with thee! uWu Go :3 thou further off; +UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and let me hear ÚwÚ thee ^w^ going. +Edg. Nyow fare ye well, good sir. +>w< Gwou. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +Edg. x3 [aside]. UwU Why I ^-^ do twifwe ;;w;; thus with his ^.^ despaiw +^-^ Is x3 donye ^-^ to cure it. +>w< Gwou. :3 O you :3 mighty x3 gods! ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. +:3 This x3 wowwd I ^-^ do ^w^ wenyounce, :3 and, in >_> youw xDD sights, +uWu Shake ^-^ patientwy my gweat affliction UwU off. +>w< If I :33 couwd bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww +ÚwÚ To >_< quawwew with >_> youw gweat opposeless wills, +UwU My snyuff ÚwÚ and x3 woathed part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd +x3 Buwn itsewf >_< out. >w< If Edgar live, :33 O, bless :3 him! +Nyow, fewwow, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^.^ [fowwawd ÚwÚ and >_> swoons]. +Edg. >w< Gonye, ;;w;; siw, farewell.- +And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu conceit ^-^ may x3 wob +The >_> tweasuwy >_> of life when life itsewf +Yiewds ^-^ to OwO the >_> theft. Had ^.^ he >_< been xDD whewe ^.^ he thought, +By :3 this xDD had ^w^ thought >_< been >w< past.- ÚwÚ Awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? +^w^ Ho you, :3 siw! x3 fwiend! >w< Heaw you, sir? x3 Speak!- +ÚwÚ Thus UwU might ^.^ he xDD pass :3 indeed. >_> Yet ^.^ he >_< wevives. +What awe you, sir? +>w< Gwou. Away, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. +Edg. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been >w< aught uWu but gossamew, OwO feathews, :3 aiw, +^w^ So many fadom ;;w;; down :33 pwecipitating, +xDD Thou'dst ^.^ shivew'd >_< wike OwO an egg; uWu but :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bweathe; +xDD Hast :33 heavy substance; uWu bweed'st not; :33 speak'st; art :3 sound. +xDD Ten ^-^ masts at OwO each ^-^ make ^.^ nyot OwO the awtitude +^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast perpendicularly feww. +x3 Thy life :3 is :3 a miracle. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ yet again. +>w< Gwou. But ^.^ have I fall'n, ^w^ ow nyo? +Edg. From OwO the ;;w;; dwead summit >_> of :3 this chawky bourn. +Wook OwO up >_< a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark OwO so :3 faw +Cannyot >w< be uWu seen ^w^ ow UwU heawd. Do uWu but ÚwÚ wook :33 up. +>w< Gwou. Awack, I ^.^ have nyo >_> eyes! +^-^ Is wretchedness depriv'd UwU that benefit +ÚwÚ To ^-^ end itsewf uWu by UwU death? ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ yet >w< some comfort +When >w< misewy :33 couwd beguiwe OwO the ;;w;; tywant's ;;w;; wage +And frustrate his >_> pwoud uWu wiww. +Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. +Up- ÚwÚ so. OwO How is't? x3 Feew you >_> youw wegs? You :3 stand. +>w< Gwou. :3 Too well, xDD too :33 weww. +Edg. :3 This :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww >w< stwangenyess. +:3 Upon OwO the :3 cwown o' th' x3 cwiff what xDD thing ÚwÚ was UwU that +^w^ Which x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you? +>w< Gwou. OwO A UwU poow >_< unfowtunyate :3 beggaw. +Edg. UwU As I ÚwÚ stood here UwU bewow, methought his eyes +Were two :33 fuww UwU moons; ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ nyoses, +:3 Howns whewk'd ÚwÚ and UwU wav'd >_< wike OwO the OwO enwidged >_> sea. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< some :33 fiend. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou x3 happy fathew, +:33 Think UwU that OwO the ;;w;; cweawest >_< gods, ^-^ who ^-^ make them honours +x3 Of xDD men's impossibility, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd thee. +>w< Gwou. I ^-^ do wemembew OwO nyow. :33 Hencefowth I'll bear +;;w;; Affwiction ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^-^ do x3 cwy >_< out itsewf +^.^ 'Enyough, >_< enyough,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. :33 That xDD thing you speak :33 of, +I took ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a xDD man. xDD Often 'twouwd uWu say +xDD 'The ÚwÚ fiend, OwO the ^.^ fiend'- ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to UwU that :3 pwace. +Edg. Beaw free ÚwÚ and uWu patient xDD thoughts. + +x3 Entew Lear, >_< mad, ÚwÚ [fantasticawwy dressed with :3 weeds]. + +But ^-^ who comes hewe? +The OwO safew :33 sense uWu wiww :33 nye'ew :3 accommodate +His ^w^ mastew OwO thus. +Lear. No, uWu they cannyot ^.^ touch me uWu fow UwU coming; +I x3 am OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. +Edg. :3 O :3 thou :3 side-piewcing uWu sight! +Lear. :3 Nyatuwe xDD 's :33 abuv art in UwU that :33 wespect. There's >_> youw press +^-^ monyey. :33 That :3 fewwow ^-^ handwes his bow >_< wike :3 a >_< cwow-keepew. Draw me +:3 a >_< cwothiew's ^-^ yawd. Look, look, :3 a mouse! Peace, ^w^ peace; :3 this piece +>_> of UwU toasted :3 cheese uWu wiww :3 do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it +uWu on :3 a giant. >_< Bwing OwO up OwO the xDD bwown bills. :33 O, ;;w;; weww flown, bird! >w< i' +th' clout, >w< i' th' >_< cwout! uWu Hewgh! >w< Give OwO the :33 wowd. +Edg. ^.^ Sweet UwU mawjowam. +Lear. ^-^ Pass. +>w< Gwou. I xDD knyow UwU that ÚwÚ voice. +Lear. Ha! Goneril with :3 a >_> white beard? ^.^ They flatter'd me >_< wike :3 a dog, +ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had >_> white ^w^ haiws in my beard ewe OwO the bwack ones +;;w;; wewe ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and 'no' ^-^ to OwO evewything I said! 'Ay' ÚwÚ and +'no' xDD too ÚwÚ was nyo good x3 divinyity. When OwO the ;;w;; wain came ^-^ to wet me +once, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^-^ chattew; when OwO the thundew would +^.^ nyot xDD peace at my uWu bidding; there I ;;w;; found >w< 'em, there I >_> smewt >w< 'em +>_< out. uWu Go ^.^ to, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 men o' theiw UwU wowds! ^.^ They told me I ÚwÚ was +uWu evewything. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lie- I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 ague-pwoof. +>w< Gwou. The xDD twick >_> of UwU that >w< voice I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww wemembew. +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ King? +Lear. >w< Ay, every ÚwÚ inch :3 a king! +When I ^-^ do stare, UwU see how OwO the :33 subject uWu quakes. +I pawdon UwU that ÚwÚ man's wife. What ÚwÚ was >w< thy cause? +Adultery? +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. ^.^ Die uWu fow ;;w;; aduwtewy? >_< Nyo. +The wren :33 goes to't, ÚwÚ and OwO the small x3 giwded UwU fwy +uWu Does ^w^ wechew in my ^w^ sight. +>_> Wet x3 copuwation ;;w;; thwive; uWu fow :33 Gwoucestew's xDD bastawd :3 son +>_> Was kinder ^-^ to his fathew than my daughters +^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween OwO the lawful UwU sheets. +>_> To't, luxury, ^.^ peww-meww! uWu fow I wack sowdiews. +ÚwÚ Behowd yond :33 simp'wing ^.^ dame, +uWu Whose ;;w;; face :3 between xDD hew xDD fowks UwU pwesageth snyow, +:33 That UwU minces uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and OwO does >_< shake OwO the head +ÚwÚ To hear >_> of UwU pweasuwe's >w< nyame. +The ^-^ fitchew :3 nyow OwO the soiwed horse :33 goes to't +x3 With :3 a ^-^ mowe riotous appetite. +x3 Down ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu they awe ^-^ Centauws, +^-^ Though >w< women >w< aww above. +But ^-^ to OwO the >_< giwdwe ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods inhewit, +:33 Benyeath :3 is >w< aww OwO the UwU fiend's. +There's >_< heww, :33 thewe's dawknyess, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 suwphuwous ^-^ pit; +^.^ buwnying, :33 scawding, :33 stench, :33 consumption. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! >_< pah, ÚwÚ pah! +>w< Give me OwO an ^w^ ounce >_> of :33 civet, good ;;w;; apothecawy, ^-^ to OwO sweeten my +xDD imaginyation. There's money uWu fow thee. +>w< Gwou. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss UwU that UwU hand! +Lear. >_> Wet me wipe ^.^ it xDD fiwst; ^.^ it smewws >_> of mortality. +>w< Gwou. :3 O >_< wuin'd piece >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! :3 This gweat x3 wowwd +:33 Shaww OwO so wear >_< out ^-^ to ^.^ nyaught. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow x3 me? +Lear. I wemembew UwU thinye eyes ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou :3 squiny at x3 me? +No, ^-^ do >w< thy worst, uWu bwind Cupid! I'll ^.^ nyot wuv. x3 Wead :3 thou :3 this +challenge; mark uWu but OwO the >_> pennying >_> of it. +>w< Gwou. Were >w< aww OwO the letters suns, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^w^ onye. +Edg. ^-^ [aside] I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 this ^-^ fwom >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, +And my OwO heawt bweaks at it. +Lear. Read. +>w< Gwou. >_> What, with OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 eyes? +Lear. :33 O, ^w^ ho, awe you there with x3 me? :3 Nyo eyes in >_> youw uWu head, :3 nyow nyo +money in >_> youw ^-^ puwse? Your eyes awe in :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, >_> youw >_> puwse +in :3 a >_> wight. >_> Yet you UwU see how :3 this x3 wowwd OwO goes. +>w< Gwou. I UwU see ^.^ it uWu feewingwy. +Lear. >_> What, art >_> mad? OwO A man ^-^ may UwU see how OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes with nyo OwO eyes. +Wook with UwU thinye x3 eaws. ^w^ See how yond :33 justice >_> waiws x3 upon yond +ÚwÚ simpwe >w< thief. UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. Change OwO pwaces :3 and, handy-dandy, +;;w;; which :3 is OwO the justice, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO thief? Thou x3 hast uWu seen :3 a +>_> fawmew's ^.^ dog bark at :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? +>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, sir. +Lear. And OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe run ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< cuw? Thewe :3 thou x3 mightst >w< behowd +OwO the gweat ^.^ image >_> of authority: :3 a uWu dog's uWu obeyed in :33 office. +Thou >w< wascaw beadwe, howd >w< thy bwoody UwU hand! +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wash UwU that x3 whowe? Stwip UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ back. +Thou >_> hotwy wusts ^-^ to ;;w;; use xDD hew in UwU that >w< kind +>_< Fow ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 whip'st :3 hew. The xDD usuwew OwO hangs OwO the cozenyew. +^.^ Thwough :33 tattew'd clothes small UwU vices ^-^ do appeaw; +xDD Wobes ÚwÚ and furr'd >w< gowns hide all. xDD Pwate xDD sin with ^.^ gowd, +And OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wance >_> of :33 justice huwtwess :33 bweaks; +x3 Awm ^.^ it in >_> wags, :3 a OwO pygmy's straw OwO does >w< piewce it. +None OwO does offend, >_< nyonye- I uWu say nyonye! I'll able >_< 'em. +;;w;; Take UwU that >_> of uWu me, my OwO fwiend, ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the power +ÚwÚ To >w< seaw th' accusew's lips. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 gwass eyes +And, >_< wike :3 a scurvy UwU powitician, ÚwÚ seem +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >w< things :3 thou OwO dost not. Nyow, nyow, nyow, nyow! +Pull x3 off my >_> boots. >w< Hawdew, >w< hawdew! >_> So. +Edg. :33 O, matter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impewtinyency ^.^ mix'd! +Reason, in ÚwÚ madnyess! +Lear. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt weep my UwU fowtunyes, UwU take my OwO eyes. +I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enyough; >w< thy name :3 is ^w^ Gwoucestew. +Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. We came cwying uWu hithew; +Thou >_< knyow'st, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that ^-^ we smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +We wawl ÚwÚ and cry. I uWu wiww ^.^ pweach ^-^ to thee. Mark. +>w< Gwou. Awack, alack OwO the xDD day! +Lear. When ^-^ we awe :33 bown, ^-^ we x3 cwy UwU that ^-^ we awe come +ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat OwO stage >_> of fools. This' :3 a good block. +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a delicate :3 stwatagem ^-^ to :33 shoe +OwO A >_< twoop >_> of horse with felt. I'll >_< put't in proof, +And when I ^.^ have stow'n x3 upon ^.^ these >_< sons-in-waw, +;;w;; Then ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, >_< kiww! + +x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman [with Attendants]. + +:33 Gent. :33 O, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! >w< Way hand x3 upon xDD him.- >_> Siw, +Your UwU most dear :3 daughtew- +Lear. :3 Nyo xDD wescue? >_> What, :3 a pwisonyew? I x3 am x3 even +The :3 nyatuwaw OwO foow >_> of xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww; +You uWu shaww ^.^ have uWu wansom. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a surgeon; +I x3 am ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to th' uWu bwains. +:33 Gent. You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; anything. +Lear. :3 Nyo seconds? ^-^ Aww myself? +ÚwÚ Why, :3 this would ^-^ make :3 a man :3 a man >_> of >_> sawt, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use his eyes uWu fow garden x3 watewpots, +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 waying ^w^ autumn's OwO dust. +:33 Gent. Good sir- +Lear. I uWu wiww die bwavewy, >_< wike :3 a smug bwidegwoom. >_< What! +I uWu wiww >w< be x3 joviaw. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I x3 am :3 a king; +UwU My masters, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? +:33 Gent. You awe :3 a :33 woyaw one, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ obey you. +Lear. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's life >w< in't. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >_< get it, you uWu shaww >_< get ^.^ it +uWu by ^.^ wunnying. Sa, UwU sa, UwU sa, :3 sa! +Exit ^.^ wunnying. ÚwÚ [Attendants fowwow.] +:33 Gent. OwO A OwO sight UwU most ^w^ pitifuw in OwO the UwU meanyest >_< wwetch, +>_< Past ;;w;; speaking >_> of in :3 a king! Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye daughter +OwO Who ;;w;; wedeems ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ cuwse +^w^ Which x3 twain ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew x3 to. +Edg. Hail, gentwe sir. +:33 Gent. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ speed you. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? +Edg. Do you hear aught, ;;w;; siw, >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe :3 towawd? +:33 Gent. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and >w< vuwgaw. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye ÚwÚ heaws UwU that +^w^ Which can >_< distinguish :3 sound. +Edg. But, uWu by >_> youw >_< favouw, +OwO How >_> nyeaw's OwO the uWu othew army? +:33 Gent. Near ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 speedy foot. The x3 main xDD descwy +;;w;; Stands uWu on OwO the houwwy OwO thought. +Edg. I :3 thank you sir. ^.^ That's all. +:33 Gent. ^-^ Though UwU that OwO the Queen uWu on speciaw cause :3 is ;;w;; hewe, +Her ;;w;; awmy :3 is ;;w;; mov'd x3 on. +Edg. I :3 thank you, x3 siw +Exit [Gentweman]. +>w< Gwou. You UwU evew-gentwe >_< gods, UwU take my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom me; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wowsew spirit >_> tempt me UwU again +ÚwÚ To die before you :33 pwease! +Edg. ^.^ Weww pray you, father. +>w< Gwou. Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, what awe you? +Edg. OwO A UwU most UwU poow man, :3 made ^w^ tame ^-^ to >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, +Who, uWu by OwO the art >_> of OwO knyown ÚwÚ and feeling sorrows, +OwO Am pregnant ^-^ to good ;;w;; pity. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; +I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >w< some x3 biding. +>w< Gwou. :33 Heawty :33 thanks. +The bounty ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ benyison >_> of >w< heaven +ÚwÚ To xDD boot, ÚwÚ and boot! + +x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +^-^ Osw. OwO A pwocwaim'd ÚwÚ pwize! uWu Most OwO happy! +:33 That eyeless head >_> of UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst x3 fwam'd ^.^ fwesh +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my UwU fowtunyes. Thou ^.^ owd OwO unhappy >w< twaitow, +UwU Bwiefwy thyself wemembew. The >_< swowd :3 is >_< out +:33 That >w< must >_< destwoy thee. +>w< Gwou. Nyow let >w< thy fwiendwy hand +x3 Put OwO stwength enough to't. +^w^ [Edgaw intewposes.] +^-^ Osw. Wherefore, bowd peasant, +Dar'st :3 thou :3 suppowt :3 a pubwish'd >_< twaitow? :33 Hence! +Lest UwU that th' ÚwÚ infection >_> of his >_> fowtunye UwU take +;;w;; Wike howd uWu on thee. >_> Wet >w< go his arm. +Edg. Chill ^.^ nyot let ÚwÚ go, uWu ziw, ^-^ without vuwthew ;;w;; 'cagion. +^-^ Osw. >_> Wet ÚwÚ go, slave, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ diest! +Edg. Good ;;w;; gentweman, >w< go >_> youw ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and let UwU poow voke UwU pass. An chud +UwU ha' ^.^ bin >_< zwaggew'd >_< out >_> of my xDD wife, 'twouwd ^.^ nyot UwU ha' ^.^ bin :3 zo wong as +'tis uWu by :3 a >w< vowtnyight. ;;w;; Nyay, come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw th' ^.^ owd xDD man. Keep out, +che >_> vowe >_< ye, ^w^ ow Ise twy whethew >_> youw ^.^ costawd ^w^ ow my ^w^ bawwow >w< be OwO the +xDD hawdew. Chill >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you. +^-^ Osw. :33 Out, dunghiww! +^.^ They ^w^ fight. +Edg. Chill OwO pick >_> youw x3 teeth, zir. :33 Come! :3 Nyo matter vor >_> youw ;;w;; foins. +uWu [Oswawd OwO fawws.] +^-^ Osw. Slave, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain >_> me. ^-^ Viwwain, UwU take my puwse. +>w< If >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt thrive, :33 buwy my body, +And ^w^ give OwO the letters ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ find'st about me +ÚwÚ To Edmund Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_< Seek him >_< out +:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish :3 pawty. :33 O, ;;w;; untimewy >_< death! Death! +ÚwÚ He :3 dies. +Edg. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO A serviceable viwwain, +UwU As ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ to OwO the UwU vices >_> of >w< thy ^w^ mistwess +UwU As >_< badnyess would desire. +>w< Gwou. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? +Edg. >_> Sit you down, uWu fathew; west you. +Let's UwU see his :33 pockets; ^.^ these letters UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of +May >w< be my >_< fwiends. >w< He's UwU dead. I x3 am only >_< sowwy +ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo uWu othew deathsman. >_> Wet OwO us :3 see. +Weave, gentwe ^-^ wax; :3 and, xDD mannyews, blame OwO us not. +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw enyemies' uWu minds, ÚwÚ we'wd x3 wip theiw ^.^ heawts; +Their :3 papews, :3 is ^-^ mowe lawful. >w< Weads OwO the letter. + +>w< 'Wet ^-^ ouw wecipwocaw >_< vows >w< be rememb'red. You ^.^ have many +UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. >w< If >_> youw uWu wiww UwU want ;;w;; nyot, UwU time ÚwÚ and +place uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwuitfuwwy uWu offew'd. Thewe :3 is nyothing >_< donye, ^-^ if ^.^ he +xDD wetuwn OwO the UwU conquewow. ;;w;; Then x3 am I OwO the pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and his bed my +jaiw; ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 woathed x3 wawmth ^w^ wheweof x3 dewivew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy OwO the +place uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. +'Your ÚwÚ (wife, OwO so I would ;;w;; say) affectionate x3 sewvant, +'Gonyewiw.' + +:3 O ^w^ indistinguish'd space >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ wiww! +OwO A plot x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< husband's xDD wife, +And OwO the exchange my ^-^ bwothew! ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the sands +ÚwÚ Thee I'll rake uWu up, OwO the OwO post ^-^ unsanctified +x3 Of murtherous x3 wechews; ÚwÚ and in OwO the mature UwU time +x3 With :3 this ungwacious paper strike OwO the OwO sight +x3 Of OwO the OwO death-pwactis'd Duke, >_< Fow him 'tis ;;w;; weww +:33 That >_> of >w< thy death ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess I can tell. +>w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is ^w^ mad. OwO How ;;w;; stiff :3 is my :3 viwe :33 sense, +:33 That I ^.^ stand uWu up, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; ingenyious feeling +x3 Of my huge UwU sowwows! >_< Bettew I ;;w;; wewe >_< distwact. +^w^ So shouwd my >_> thoughts >w< be UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my ^.^ gwiefs, +And ^.^ woes uWu by :33 wwong imaginyations wose +The knowledge >_> of :3 themsewves. +OwO A uWu dwum ^-^ afaw UwU off. +Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. +Far x3 off >w< methinks I hear OwO the >_> beaten drum. +^w^ Come, fathew, I'll bestow you with :3 a >w< fwiend. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 VII. +OwO A tent in OwO the xDD Fwench x3 camp. + +x3 Entew Cordelia, ^.^ Kent, Doctor, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +:33 Cow. :3 O :3 thou good ^.^ Kent, how uWu shaww I live ÚwÚ and wowk +ÚwÚ To ^-^ match >w< thy goodnyess? UwU My life uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ showt +And every measuwe x3 faiw >_> me. +x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< be acknowledg'd, UwU madam, :3 is o'ewpaid. +^-^ Aww my reports >w< go with OwO the modest OwO twuth; +Nyow ^-^ mowe :3 nyow >_< cwipp'd, uWu but ÚwÚ so. +:33 Cow. Be better OwO suited. +^.^ These weeds awe memories >_> of x3 those ^-^ wowsew OwO houws. +I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< put them UwU off. +x3 Kent. >_> Pawdon, dear ÚwÚ madam. +>_> Yet ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown UwU showtens my :3 made intent. +UwU My >_< boon I ^-^ make ^.^ it UwU that you xDD knyow me ^.^ nyot +;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ meet. +:33 Cow. ;;w;; Then be't so, my good :33 wowd. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; Doctow] ^-^ How, OwO does OwO the ^.^ King? +:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, sweeps ^.^ stiww. +:33 Cow. :3 O you >w< kind >_< gods, +ÚwÚ Cuwe :3 this gweat :33 bweach in his UwU abused ^-^ nyatuwe! +^-^ Th' untun'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jawwing ^w^ senses, :33 O, ^.^ wind OwO up +x3 Of :3 this x3 chiwd-changed ^-^ fathew! +:33 Doct. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 wake OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< swept UwU wong. +:33 Cow. Be guvwn'd uWu by >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and :33 pwoceed +uWu I' th' ^.^ sway >_> of >_> youw >_> own uWu wiww. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU awway'd? + +x3 Entew OwO Weaw in :3 a chair xDD cawwied uWu by Sewvants. + +:33 Gent. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. UwU In OwO the heavinyess >_> of ;;w;; sweep +We >w< put ^.^ fwesh garments uWu on >_> him. +:33 Doct. Be >_> by, good UwU madam, when ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 awake >_> him. +I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of his temperance. +:33 Cow. Very :33 weww. +Music. +:33 Doct. UwU Pwease you dwaw >w< nyeaw. Louder OwO the music ;;w;; thewe! +:33 Cow. :3 O my dear fathew, restoration >_> hang +x3 Thy >w< medicinye uWu on my wips, ÚwÚ and let :3 this ÚwÚ kiss +Repair x3 those viowent UwU hawms UwU that my two OwO sistews +>_< Have in >w< thy uWu wevewence :3 made! +x3 Kent. UwU Kind ÚwÚ and dear >_< pwincess! +:33 Cow. Had you ^.^ nyot >_< been theiw fathew, ^.^ these >_> white flakes +Had challeng'd ^-^ pity >_> of ^.^ them. >_> Was :3 this :3 a ;;w;; face +ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against OwO the >_< wawwing winds? +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 against OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ dwead-bowted :33 thundew? +UwU In OwO the UwU most uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and nimble OwO stwoke +x3 Of uWu quick cross wightnying? ^-^ to :3 watch- UwU poow :33 pewdu!- +x3 With :3 this xDD thin :3 hewm? Minye enemy's dog, +^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had >w< bit uWu me, shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood UwU that night +uWu Against my uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and >_< wast :3 thou >w< fain, UwU poow fathew, +ÚwÚ To hovel ÚwÚ thee with ^w^ swinye ÚwÚ and uWu wogues fowwown, +UwU In ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and >_> musty straw? Awack, alack! +^.^ 'Tis wonder UwU that >w< thy life ÚwÚ and xDD wits at UwU once +Had ^.^ nyot concwuded xDD aww.- ÚwÚ He wakes. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> him. +:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ do OwO you; 'tis :33 fittest. +:33 Cow. OwO How OwO does my :33 woyaw UwU wowd? OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? +Lear. You ^-^ do me :33 wwong ^-^ to UwU take me >_< out o' th' ^-^ gwave. +Thou art :3 a ^w^ souw in bliss; uWu but I x3 am bound +:3 Upon :3 a ^w^ wheew >_> of fire, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws +Do scawd >_< wike molten :33 wead. +:33 Cow. >_> Siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow x3 me? +Lear. You awe :3 a ^.^ spiwit, I know. When >_> did you ^.^ die? +:33 Cow. Stiww, stiww, :3 faw >_< wide! +:33 Doct. >w< He's scarce ^.^ awake. >_> Wet him :3 awonye >_> awhiwe. +Lear. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I :3 been? :3 Whewe x3 am x3 I? ^-^ Faiw UwU daywight, +I x3 am ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abus'd. I shouwd uWu e'en die with pity, +ÚwÚ To UwU see another OwO thus. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw ^.^ these awe my hands. Let's :3 see. +I ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 pin pwick. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe assur'd +x3 Of my ^w^ condition! +:33 Cow. :33 O, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, +And howd >_> youw ^.^ hands in benediction o'ew >_> me. +No, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. +Lear. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock >_> me. +I x3 am :3 a vewy foowish OwO fond ^.^ owd man, +Fouwscowe ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an hour ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less; +And, ^-^ to ^-^ deaw plainly, +I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am ^.^ nyot in my pewfect mind. +x3 Methinks I shouwd xDD knyow you, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 this >w< man; +>_> Yet I x3 am doubtfuw; uWu fow I x3 am mainly ^w^ ignyowant +What place :3 this >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_> skiww I ^.^ have +Wemembews ^.^ nyot ^.^ these garments; :3 nyow I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +:3 Whewe I >_> did lodge last ^-^ nyight. Do ^.^ nyot waugh at me; +>_< Fow >w< (as I x3 am :3 a UwU man) I ÚwÚ think :3 this wady +ÚwÚ To >w< be my >w< chiwd Cordelia. +:33 Cow. And OwO so I am! I am! +Lear. Be >_> youw ;;w;; teaws wet? x3 Yes, ;;w;; faith. I pray weep not. +>w< If you ^.^ have :3 poison uWu fow uWu me, I uWu wiww dwink it. +I xDD knyow you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love me; uWu fow >_> youw OwO sistews +;;w;; Have, as I ^-^ do :33 wemembew, x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. +You ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ cause, uWu they ^.^ have not. +:33 Cow. :3 Nyo ^-^ cause, nyo ^.^ cause. +Lear. OwO Am I in :33 Fwance? +x3 Kent. UwU In >_> youw >_> own UwU kingdom, sir. +Lear. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse >_> me. +:33 Doct. Be ;;w;; comfowted, good ÚwÚ madam. The gweat ;;w;; wage +You UwU see :3 is xDD kiww'd in him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is danger +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him x3 even o'ew OwO the UwU time ^.^ he >_> has xDD wost. +:3 Desiwe him ^-^ to >w< go in. OwO Twoubwe him nyo ^-^ mowe +;;w;; Tiww further ÚwÚ settwing. +:33 Cow. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> wawk? +Lear. You >w< must bear with >_> me. +;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ fowget ÚwÚ and uWu fowgive. I x3 am ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and foolish. +OwO Exeunt. Manent xDD Kent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. +:33 Gent. uWu Howds ^.^ it true, ;;w;; siw, UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ was OwO so uWu swain? +x3 Kent. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, sir. +:33 Gent. OwO Who :3 is ;;w;; conductow >_> of his :3 peopwe? +x3 Kent. UwU As 'tis said, OwO the xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +:33 Gent. ^.^ They uWu say OwO Edgaw, his banish'd UwU son, :3 is with OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Kent +in Germany. +x3 Kent. Report :3 is >_< changeabwe. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; about; OwO the >w< powews >_> of +OwO the :3 kingdom xDD appwoach >_< apace. +:33 Gent. The arbitrement :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwoody. +Fawe you well, sir. [Exit.] +x3 Kent. UwU My point ÚwÚ and UwU pewiod uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy ^w^ wwought, +Ow ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, as :3 this UwU day's OwO battwe's x3 fought. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. +The ÚwÚ Bwitish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. + +OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ^.^ Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. + +Edm. xDD Knyow >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ if his last OwO puwpose >_< howd, +Ow whethew >_< since ^.^ he :3 is UwU advis'd uWu by >w< aught +ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the >_> couwse. >w< He's :33 fuww >_> of alteration +And ÚwÚ sewf-wepwoving. >_< Bwing his ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] +UwU Weg. Our ;;w;; sistew's man :3 is cewtainwy >w< miscawwied. +Edm. >_> Tis ^-^ to >w< be doubted, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU Weg. Nyow, ^w^ sweet lord, +You xDD knyow OwO the xDD goodnyess I intend x3 upon you. +>_> Teww :3 me- uWu but truly- uWu but then speak OwO the >_< twuth- +Do you ^.^ nyot love my ^w^ sistew? +Edm. UwU In UwU honyouw'd wuv. +UwU Weg. But ^.^ have you never ;;w;; found my >_< bwothew's uWu way +ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< fowfended :3 pwace? +Edm. :33 That ^w^ thought x3 abuses you. +UwU Weg. I x3 am doubtfuw UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been conjunct +And UwU bosom'd with UwU hew, as :3 faw as ^-^ we caww hers. +Edm. No, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ madam. +UwU Weg. I never uWu shaww >_> enduwe :3 hew. UwU Deaw my lord, +Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :3 hew. +Edm. OwO Feaw me not. +She ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke xDD hew ^w^ husband! + +OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Soldiers. + +uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] I xDD had wathew wose OwO the ^-^ battwe than UwU that ^-^ sistew +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ woosen him ÚwÚ and >_> me. +x3 Awb. Our vewy :33 woving ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; weww >w< bemet. +>_> Siw, :3 this I uWu heaw: OwO the UwU King :3 is come ^-^ to his >_> daughtew, +x3 With ÚwÚ othews xDD whom OwO the wigouw >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state +OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out. :3 Whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ honyest, +I never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was uWu vawiant. >_< Fow :3 this businyess, +^w^ It OwO toucheth OwO us as Fwance >_> invades ^-^ ouw wand, +:3 Nyot bowds OwO the ;;w;; King, with ÚwÚ othews whom, I feaw, +uWu Most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ÚwÚ causes ^-^ make oppose. +Edm. >_> Siw, you speak nobly. +UwU Weg. UwU Why :3 is :3 this weason'd? +uWu Gon. >w< Combinye >_> togethew >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy; +>_< Fow ^.^ these OwO domestic ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw uWu bwoiws +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD question here. +x3 Awb. Let's then xDD detewminye +x3 With th' ÚwÚ ancient >_> of OwO waw uWu on ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwoceeding. +Edm. I uWu shaww ^.^ attend you ÚwÚ pwesentwy at >_> youw >w< tent. +UwU Weg. :3 Sistew, ^w^ you'ww >w< go with >_> us? +uWu Gon. >_< Nyo. +UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most xDD convenyient. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go with ÚwÚ us. +uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, ^w^ ho, I xDD knyow OwO the riddle.- I uWu wiww ^.^ go. + +OwO [As uWu they awe ^-^ going xDD out,] ÚwÚ entew Edgar [disguised]. + +Edg. >w< If e'ew >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had OwO speech with man OwO so xDD poow, +>w< Heaw me ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +x3 Awb. I'll >_< uvwtake ÚwÚ you.- ;;w;; Speak. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Awbany ÚwÚ and Edgar]. +Edg. Before you fight OwO the battwe, ;;w;; ope :3 this letter. +>w< If you ^.^ have ;;w;; victowy, let OwO the twumpet :33 sound +>_< Fow him UwU that ^w^ bwought it. Wretched >w< though I seem, +I can >_> pwoduce :3 a ÚwÚ champion UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv +What :3 is >w< avouched ^.^ thewe. >w< If you miscarry, +Your ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath OwO so OwO an end, +And :3 machinyation ^.^ ceases. >_> Fowtunye love xDD you! +x3 Awb. uWu Stay ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the letter. +Edg. I ÚwÚ was fowbid it. +When UwU time uWu shaww serve, let uWu but OwO the xDD hewawd cwy, +And I'll :3 appeaw again. +x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I uWu wiww :3 o'ewwook >w< thy >w< papew. +Exit >_> [Edgaw]. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund. + +Edm. The enemy xDD 's in ÚwÚ view; dwaw OwO up >_> youw powers. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ guess >_> of theiw OwO twue OwO stwength ÚwÚ and fowces +By :3 diwigent discovery; uWu but >_> youw haste +^-^ Is :3 nyow urg'd uWu on you. +x3 Awb. We uWu wiww gweet OwO the xDD time. UwU Exit. +Edm. ÚwÚ To uWu both ^.^ these OwO sistews ^.^ have I sworn my :33 wuv; +>_> Each x3 jeawous >_> of OwO the xDD othew, as OwO the stung +uWu Awe >_> of OwO the adder. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu shaww I :3 take? +>_< Both? ÚwÚ onye? ^w^ ow >w< nyeithew? ÚwÚ Nyeithew can >w< be >w< enjoy'd, +>w< If uWu both >_< wemain >_> awive. ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the widow +Exaspewates, makes mad xDD hew ^-^ sistew >w< Gonyewiw; +And hardly uWu shaww I carry >_< out my >w< side, +Her xDD husband being >_> awive. Nyow then, ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use +His countenance uWu fow OwO the battwe, ;;w;; which being >_< donye, +>_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ who would >w< be x3 wid >_> of him devise +His :3 speedy ^-^ taking UwU off. UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU mewcy +^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Cowdewia- +The ^-^ battwe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and uWu they within ^-^ ouw :33 powew, +:33 Shaww never UwU see his pawdon; uWu fow my OwO state +;;w;; Stands uWu on me ^-^ to ;;w;; defend, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to debate. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A field :3 between OwO the two x3 camps. + +:33 Awawum within. OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, OwO the xDD Powews >_> of Fwance +xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, Cordelia with xDD hew Father in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. + +x3 Entew Edgar ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwoucestew. + +Edg. Here, fathew, UwU take OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 this twee +>_< Fow >_> youw good ^w^ host. ;;w;; Pway UwU that OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ may x3 thwive. +>w< If >w< evew I xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you uWu again, +I'll bwing you uWu comfowt. +>w< Gwou. OwO Gwace >w< go with you, :3 siw! +Exit >_> [Edgaw]. + +:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat within. x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, + +Edg. Away, ^.^ owd ^w^ man! ^w^ give me >w< thy UwU hand! >w< away! +UwU King OwO Weaw ;;w;; hath lost, ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his daughter ta'en. +>w< Give me >w< thy UwU hand! come :33 on! +>w< Gwou. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. OwO A man ^-^ may ÚwÚ wot x3 even here. +Edg. >_> What, in i-iww >_> thoughts OwO again? Men >w< must >_> enduwe +Their ^-^ going hence, x3 even as theiw UwU coming uWu hithew; +Ripeness :3 is all. Come x3 on. +>w< Gwou. And that's OwO twue ^w^ too. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +The ÚwÚ Bwitish camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. + +OwO Entew, in :33 conquest, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ÚwÚ Edmund; OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia +as prisoners; ;;w;; Sowdiews, uWu Captain. + +Edm. uWu Some >_< officews UwU take them >_> away. Good guawd +^.^ Untiw theiw gweatew ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^.^ fiwst >w< be OwO knyown +:33 That awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ censuwe ^.^ them. +:33 Cow. We awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst +OwO Who with :33 best meaning ^.^ have incurr'd OwO the uWu wowst. +>_< Fow ^.^ thee, oppwessed ^-^ king, x3 am I UwU cast ;;w;; down; +Myself :33 couwd ewse outfrown false Fowtunye's frown. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot UwU see ^.^ these daughters ÚwÚ and ^.^ these OwO sistews? +Lear. No, no, no, no! ^w^ Come, wet's away ^-^ to prison. +We two :3 awonye uWu wiww sing >_< wike :33 biwds >w< i' th' >_> cage. +When :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ ask me OwO bwessing, I'll knyeew ;;w;; down +And ÚwÚ ask >_> of ÚwÚ thee fowgivenyess. ^w^ So ^w^ we'ww live, +And pray, ÚwÚ and sing, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ owd tales, ÚwÚ and waugh +^.^ At x3 giwded OwO buttewfwies, ÚwÚ and hear UwU poow uWu wogues +x3 Tawk >_> of couwt news; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww talk with them :33 too- +OwO Who >w< woses ÚwÚ and ^-^ who wins; :33 who's ÚwÚ in, :33 who's :33 out- +And UwU take x3 upon xDD 's OwO the mystewy >_> of OwO things, +UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe God's ^w^ spies; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww wear out, +UwU In :3 a x3 waww'd x3 pwison, ;;w;; packs ÚwÚ and sects >_> of gweat ones +:33 That x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow uWu by th' ÚwÚ moon. +Edm. ;;w;; Take them >_> away. +Lear. :3 Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia, +The UwU gods themsewves thwow >w< incense. >_< Have I >_> caught OwO thee? +ÚwÚ He UwU that pawts OwO us uWu shaww bwing :3 a :3 bwand ^-^ fwom >w< heaven +And x3 fiwe OwO us x3 hence >_< wike ÚwÚ foxes. ;;w;; Wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. +The ^.^ goodyeaws uWu shaww devouw >w< 'em, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and fell, +Ewe uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us weep! >w< We'ww UwU see >w< 'em >w< stawv'd >_> fiwst. +x3 Come. >_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia, uWu guawded]. +Edm. Come hithew, Captain; ^-^ hawk. +;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this ^-^ nyote >_< [gives :3 a paper]. uWu Go follow them ^-^ to prison. +>_< Onye xDD step I ^.^ have >_> advanc'd thee. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost +UwU As :3 this ;;w;; instwucts ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make >w< thy uWu way +ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe UwU fowtunyes. xDD Knyow :3 thou this, UwU that x3 men +uWu Awe as OwO the UwU time is. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 tendew-minded +uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a ^w^ swowd. x3 Thy gweat employment +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot bear :33 question. x3 Eithew uWu say x3 thou'wt UwU do't, +Ow thrive uWu by uWu othew ^w^ means. +x3 Capt. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. +Edm. About ^.^ it! ÚwÚ and wwite x3 happy when th' x3 hast >w< donye. +:33 Mawk- I ÚwÚ say, >w< instantwy; ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it OwO so +UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set ^.^ it down. +x3 Capt. I cannyot dwaw :3 a cart, :3 nyow xDD eat dried :3 oats; +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ man's work, I'll :3 do't. UwU Exit. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Soldiers. + +x3 Awb. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have show'd OwO to-day >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ stwain, +And >_> fowtunye wed you :33 weww. You ^.^ have OwO the captives +OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< opposites >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ stwife. +We ^-^ do require them >_> of you, OwO so ^-^ to ;;w;; use them +UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww find theiw merits ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_> safety +May equally ^.^ detewminye. +Edm. >_> Siw, I ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe UwU King +ÚwÚ To >w< some wetention ÚwÚ and appointed OwO guawd; +uWu Whose :3 age >_> has charms in it, uWu whose title :3 mowe, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck OwO the ^w^ common uWu bosom uWu on his >_> side +And xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu impwess'd OwO wances in ^-^ ouw eyes +^w^ Which ^-^ do xDD command ^.^ them. x3 With him I x3 sent OwO the uWu Queen, +UwU My reason >w< aww OwO the same; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready +:3 To-mowwow, ^w^ ow at further ^-^ space, x3 t' :3 appeaw +:3 Whewe you uWu shaww howd >_> youw session. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time +We ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and bleed: OwO the fwiend ;;w;; hath lost his :3 fwiend; +And OwO the :33 best :33 quawwews, in OwO the ÚwÚ heat, awe :33 cuws'd +By x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feew theiw uWu shawpnyess. +The xDD question >_> of Cordelia ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew +uWu Wequiwes :3 a >_< fittew :3 pwace. +x3 Awb. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw >_> patience, +I howd you uWu but :3 a :33 subject >_> of :3 this war, +:3 Nyot as :3 a brother. +UwU Weg. ^.^ That's as ^-^ we list ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> him. +x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< demanded +Ewe you xDD had xDD spoke OwO so ;;w;; faw. ÚwÚ He wed ^-^ ouw powers, +:3 Bowe OwO the :33 commission >_> of my place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, +The ;;w;; which immediacy ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ stand OwO up +And caww itsewf >_> youw brother. +uWu Gon. :3 Nyot OwO so hot! +UwU In his >_> own OwO gwace ^.^ he doth ^.^ exawt ^-^ himsewf +Mowe than in >_> youw :3 addition. +UwU Weg. UwU In my ^-^ wights +By me uWu invested, ^.^ he ;;w;; compeews OwO the >_> best. +uWu Gon. :33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd xDD husband you. +UwU Weg. ^w^ Jestews ^-^ do ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv >_< pwophets. +uWu Gon. Howwa, howwa! +:33 That eye UwU that told you OwO so ^.^ wook'd uWu but x3 asquint. +UwU Weg. Lady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ewse I shouwd ÚwÚ answew +From :3 a fuww-fwowing :3 stomach. ^w^ Genyewaw, +;;w;; Take :3 thou my soldiers, prisoners, ;;w;; patwimony; +xDD Dispose >_> of ;;w;; them, >_> of me; OwO the >_< wawws awe >w< thinye. +>_> Witnyess OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee here +UwU My lord ÚwÚ and mastew. +uWu Gon. xDD Mean you ^-^ to enjoy OwO him? +x3 Awb. The ;;w;; wet-awonye :3 wies ^.^ nyot in >_> youw good uWu wiww. +Edm. Nyow in thinye, :33 wowd. +x3 Awb. uWu Hawf-bwooded fewwow, yes. +UwU Weg. [to :3 Edmund] >_> Wet OwO the uWu dwum ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv my title >w< thinye. +x3 Awb. uWu Stay yet; hear reason. ^.^ Edmund, I arrest ÚwÚ thee +uWu On :3 capitaw :33 tweason; :3 and, in UwU thinye ^w^ attaint, +:3 This x3 giwded sewpent [points ^-^ to x3 Gonyewiw]. >_< Fow >_> youw xDD cwaim, fair +;;w;; sistew, +I bar ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; intewest >_> of my wife. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; subcontwacted ^-^ to :3 this lord, +And OwO I, xDD hew xDD husband, contwadict >_> youw OwO banyes. +>w< If you uWu wiww >w< mawwy, ^-^ make >_> youw loves ^-^ to me; +UwU My wady :3 is bespoke. +uWu Gon. An ^-^ intewwude! +x3 Awb. Thou art arm'd, ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet :3 sound. +>w< If UwU nyonye :3 appeaw ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy person +x3 Thy heinous, uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and many tweasons, +Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; pwedge [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a :3 gwuv]! I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy +xDD heawt, +Ewe I ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ bwead, :3 thou art in nyothing less +>w< Than I ^.^ have here pwocwaim'd thee. +UwU Weg. >_> Sick, :33 O, ÚwÚ sick! +uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll :33 nye'ew xDD twust medicine. +Edm. There's my exchange [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; gwuv]. What in OwO the x3 wowwd +^.^ he :3 is +:33 That >_< nyames me >w< twaitow, x3 viwwain-wike ^.^ he wies. +^-^ Caww uWu by >w< thy OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes :33 appwoach, +uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on you, ^-^ who not? I uWu wiww maintain +UwU My >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fiwmwy. +x3 Awb. OwO A x3 hewawd, UwU ho! +Edm. OwO A x3 hewawd, ^w^ ho, :3 a herald! +x3 Awb. OwO Twust ^-^ to >w< thy >w< singwe viwtue; uWu fow >w< thy soldiers, +^-^ Aww ;;w;; wevied in my uWu nyame, ^.^ have in my name +>_< Took theiw >_> dischawge. +UwU Weg. UwU My sicknyess grows x3 upon >_> me. +x3 Awb. She :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. uWu Convey xDD hew ^-^ to my >w< tent. +xDD [Exit Regan, ;;w;; wed.] + +x3 Entew :3 a :3 Hewawd. + +Come hithew, ^.^ hewawd. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet ^w^ sound, +And ;;w;; wead >_< out ÚwÚ this. +x3 Capt. xDD Sound, >_> twumpet! OwO A twumpet sounds. + +Her. ^.^ (weads) OwO 'If ^-^ any man >_> of ;;w;; quawity ^w^ ow degree within OwO the wists >_> of +OwO the ;;w;; awmy uWu wiww maintain x3 upon ^.^ Edmund, supposed Eaww >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, +UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a manifold >w< twaitow, let him :3 appeaw uWu by OwO the third :33 sound +>_> of OwO the OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He :3 is bowd in his defence.' + +Edm. Sound! >w< Fiwst OwO twumpet. +Her. ;;w;; Again! ^w^ Second OwO twumpet. +Her. ;;w;; Again! ^-^ Thiwd OwO twumpet. +x3 Twumpet ^-^ answews within. + +x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, >_> awmed, at OwO the third ^w^ sound, :3 a x3 Twumpet before >_> him. + +x3 Awb. ^-^ Ask him his UwU puwposes, x3 why ^.^ he >_> appeaws +:3 Upon :3 this caww o' th' OwO twumpet. +Her. What awe you? +Your uWu nyame, >_> youw >_> quawity? ÚwÚ and x3 why you ÚwÚ answew +:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent OwO summons? +Edg. xDD Knyow my name :3 is UwU wost; +By uWu tweason's tooth :3 bawe-gnyawn ÚwÚ and ^w^ cankew-bit. +>_> Yet x3 am I x3 nyobwe as OwO the OwO advewsawy +I come ^-^ to uWu cope. +x3 Awb. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that >w< advewsawy? +Edg. What's ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks uWu fow Edmund Eaww >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? +Edm. Himself. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? +Edg. Draw >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, +That, ^-^ if my OwO speech offend :3 a x3 nyobwe xDD heawt, +x3 Thy arm ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 justice. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is x3 minye. +>_< Behowd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_< minye UwU honyouws, +UwU My ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and my :33 pwofession. I >w< pwotest- +Maugwe >w< thy UwU stwength, youth, place, ÚwÚ and eminence, +Despite >w< thy UwU victow >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fiwe-nyew OwO fowtunye, +x3 Thy valour ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> heawt- :3 thou art :3 a traitor; +UwU Fawse ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gods, >w< thy :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu fathew; +^.^ Conspiwant >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU high OwO iwwustwious prince; +And ^-^ fwom th' UwU extwemest ^.^ upwawd >_> of >w< thy head +ÚwÚ To OwO the descent ÚwÚ and ^.^ dust beneath >w< thy ^.^ foot, +OwO A UwU most OwO toad-spotted ^-^ twaitow. Say :3 thou 'no,' +:3 This ;;w;; swowd, :3 this arm, ÚwÚ and my :33 best uWu spiwits awe bent +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wheweto I ÚwÚ speak, +Thou ^w^ wiest. +Edm. UwU In OwO wisdom I shouwd ÚwÚ ask >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; +But >_< since >w< thy ^w^ outside looks OwO so fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ wawwike, +And UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue >w< some uWu say >_> of breeding breathes, +What xDD safe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyicewy I UwU might ;;w;; weww delay +By UwU wuwe >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood, I >w< disdain ÚwÚ and >_< spuwn. +x3 Back ^-^ do I uWu toss x3 those treasons ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ head; +x3 With OwO the >_< heww-hated lie xDD o'ewwhewm >w< thy >_> heawt; +Which- uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ yet OwO gwance uWu by ÚwÚ and ^-^ scawcewy bruise- +:3 This >_< swowd >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww ^w^ give them x3 instant uWu way +:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww west uWu fow ever. ;;w;; Twumpets, x3 speak! +Awawums. >_> Fight. >w< [Edmund OwO fawws.] +x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, :33 save :3 him! +uWu Gon. :3 This :3 is mere pwactice, ^w^ Gwoucestew. +By th' OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew +An uWu unknyown opposite. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ vanquish'd, +But cozen'd ÚwÚ and beguiw'd. +x3 Awb. OwO Shut >_> youw uWu mouth, ^.^ dame, +Ow with :3 this paper uWu shaww I xDD stop it. [Shows xDD hew xDD hew letter ^-^ to +^-^ Edmund.]- uWu [To x3 Edmund]. ^-^ Howd, sir. +uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Thou >_< wowse than ^-^ any uWu nyame, ;;w;; wead UwU thinye >_> own :33 eviw. +:3 Nyo tearing, ^-^ wady! I pewceive you xDD knyow it. +uWu Gon. Say ^-^ if I :33 do- OwO the ^-^ waws awe ÚwÚ minye, ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. +OwO Who can uWu awwaign me for't? +x3 Awb. uWu Most monstrous! +^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this UwU papew? +uWu Gon. ^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I know. UwU Exit. +x3 Awb. uWu Go aftew :3 hew. x3 She's >w< despewate; :33 guvwn :3 hew. +xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] +Edm. >_> What, you ^.^ have OwO chawg'd me OwO with, UwU that ^.^ have I >_< donye, +And :3 mowe, >w< much more. The UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it >_< out. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am UwU I.- But what art :3 thou +:33 That x3 hast :3 this >_> fowtunye uWu on x3 me? >w< If thou'rt noble, +I ^-^ do forgive thee. +Edg. Let's exchange >_> chawity. +I x3 am nyo less in UwU bwood than :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ Edmund; +>w< If :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe th' x3 hast wrong'd >_> me. +UwU My name :3 is Edgar ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 son. +The UwU gods awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> pweasant UwU vices +UwU Make xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> scouwge ÚwÚ us. +The dark ÚwÚ and OwO vicious place xDD whewe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ^w^ got +>_< Cost him his OwO eyes. +Edm. ^-^ Th' x3 hast spoken ^-^ wight; 'tis true. +The ^w^ wheew :3 is come :33 fuww ^-^ ciwcwe; I x3 am here. +x3 Awb. uWu Methought >w< thy vewy ^-^ gait >_> did pwophesy +OwO A :33 woyaw ;;w;; nyobwenyess. I >w< must ^w^ embwace thee. +>_> Wet UwU sowwow split my OwO heawt ^-^ if >w< evew I +OwO Did UwU hate ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^-^ fathew! +Edg. Wowthy ^w^ pwince, I xDD knyow't. +x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you hid :3 youwsewf? +OwO How ^.^ have you OwO knyown OwO the xDD misewies >_> of >_> youw fathew? +Edg. By nyuwsing ;;w;; them, my :33 wowd. List :3 a bwief tawe; +And when 'tis xDD towd, :3 O UwU that my OwO heawt would ÚwÚ buwst! +The bwoody proclamation ^-^ to escape +:33 That follow'd me OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw :3 (O, ^-^ ouw >_< wives' sweetnyess! +:33 That with OwO the pain >_> of death would houwwy die +>_< Wathew than die at uWu once!) ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift +x3 Into :3 a x3 madman's >_> wags, x3 t' assume :3 a sembwance +:33 That vewy ;;w;; dogs x3 disdain'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this :33 habit +>w< Met I my fathew with his ÚwÚ bweeding UwU wings, +Their pwecious >w< stonyes OwO nyew UwU wost; became his uWu guide, +uWu Wed ^w^ him, begg'd uWu fow ^w^ him, OwO sav'd him ^-^ fwom >_< despaiw; +uWu Nyevew ^-^ (O >w< fauwt!) ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ mysewf x3 unto him +^.^ Untiw >w< some half hour ^.^ past, when I ÚwÚ was arm'd, +:3 Nyot ;;w;; suwe, >w< though OwO hoping >_> of :3 this good >w< success, +I ÚwÚ ask'd his OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last +Told him my ^w^ piwgwimage. But his fwaw'd OwO heawt +(Alack, xDD too uWu weak OwO the conflict ^-^ to suppowt!) +'Twixt two ;;w;; extwemes >_> of :3 passion, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and gwief, +^-^ Buwst smiwingwy. +Edm. :3 This OwO speech >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, +And uWu shaww UwU pewchance ^-^ do >w< good; uWu but speak you OwO on; +You ÚwÚ wook as you xDD had xDD something ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. +x3 Awb. >w< If there >w< be :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe >_< wofuw, howd ^.^ it in; +>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to x3 dissowve, +^w^ Heawing >_> of ÚwÚ this. +Edg. :3 This would ^.^ have >w< seem'd :3 a UwU pewiod +ÚwÚ To such as love ^.^ nyot ^w^ sowwow; uWu but another, +ÚwÚ To amplify xDD too xDD much, would ^-^ make >w< much :3 mowe, +And :3 top extwemity. +>w< Whiwst I ÚwÚ was xDD big in clamour, came there :3 a man, +Who, having uWu seen me in my wowst ^w^ estate, +UwU Shunn'd my abhorr'd >_< society; uWu but then, >_< finding +OwO Who 'twas UwU that OwO so x3 enduw'd, with his >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ fastenyed uWu on my neck, ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed >_< out +UwU As he'd ^-^ buwst ^-^ heaven; >w< thwew him uWu on my uWu fathew; +Told OwO the UwU most >w< piteous xDD tawe >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and him +:33 That >w< evew ear weceiv'd; ;;w;; which in >w< wecounting +His >w< gwief ^-^ gwew puissant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ stwings >_> of life +^w^ Began ^-^ to cwack. ;;w;; Twice then OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sounded, +And there I weft him ^.^ twanc'd. +x3 Awb. But ^-^ who ÚwÚ was uWu this? +Edg. ^.^ Kent, ;;w;; siw, OwO the banish'd UwU Kent; ^-^ who in disguise +>_< Fowwowed his enemy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> did him service +Impwopew uWu fow :3 a >w< swave. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman with :3 a bwoody knife. + +:33 Gent. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! :33 O, :33 hewp! +Edg. What >w< kind >_> of UwU hewp? +x3 Awb. xDD Speak, xDD man. +Edg. What :3 means UwU that bwoody knife? +:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis hot, ^.^ it >_< smokes. +^w^ It came x3 even ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ of- O! she's x3 dead! +x3 Awb. OwO Who ;;w;; dead? xDD Speak, xDD man. +:33 Gent. Your >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ^-^ wady! ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew +By xDD hew :3 is >w< poisonyed; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd it. +Edm. I ÚwÚ was :3 contwacted ^-^ to them >_> both. ^-^ Aww three +Nyow ÚwÚ mawwy in OwO an >w< instant. + +x3 Entew x3 Kent. + +Edg. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Kent. +x3 Awb. Pwoduce theiw UwU bodies, >w< be uWu they x3 awive ^w^ ow UwU dead. +xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] +:3 This ^w^ judgement >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, UwU that makes OwO us ^.^ twembwe +:3 Touches OwO us ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; pity. :33 O, :3 is :3 this x3 he? +The UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow OwO the compwiment +:33 That vewy ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ uwges. +x3 Kent. I x3 am come +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 aye good ^-^ nyight. +^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? +x3 Awb. Great xDD thing >_> of OwO us fowgot! +xDD Speak, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewe's Cordelia? +The OwO bodies >_> of Goneril ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan awe ^w^ bwought in. +>_> Seest :3 thou :3 this object, >_< Kent? +x3 Kent. Awack, x3 why ^.^ thus? +Edm. >_> Yet Edmund ÚwÚ was :3 bewov'd. +The ^-^ onye OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; poisonyed uWu fow my UwU sake, +And aftew slew :33 hewsewf. +x3 Awb. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Cuvw theiw >w< faces. +Edm. I pant uWu fow wife. uWu Some good I UwU mean ^-^ to uWu do, +Despite >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu Quickwy ^-^ send +>w< (Be bwief in't) ^-^ to OwO the UwU castwe; uWu fow my :3 wwit +^-^ Is uWu on OwO the life >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and uWu on Cordelia. +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ send in xDD time. +x3 Awb. Wun, ^-^ wun, :33 O, run! +Edg. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? OwO Who >_> has OwO the :33 office? >_> Send +x3 Thy token >_> of UwU wepwieve. +Edm. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought x3 on. ;;w;; Take my swowd; +>w< Give ^.^ it OwO the uWu Captain. +x3 Awb. xDD Haste ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy wife. xDD [Exit uWu Edgaw.] +Edm. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 commission ^-^ fwom >w< thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and me +ÚwÚ To >_> hang Cordelia in OwO the pwison ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO the blame x3 upon xDD hew >_> own ^.^ despaiw +:33 That ^.^ she UwU fowdid :33 hewsewf. +x3 Awb. The UwU gods ^w^ defend her! Beaw him x3 hence >_> awhiwe. +>w< [Edmund :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ;;w;; off.] + +x3 Entew Lear, with Cordelia ;;w;; [dead] in his uWu awms, >_< [Edgaw, x3 Captain, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ fowwowing]. + +Lear. Howl, howw, howw, howl! :33 O, you awe x3 men >_> of >_> stonye. +Had I >_> youw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, uWu I'wd ;;w;; use them OwO so +:33 That >_< heaven's ;;w;; vauwt shouwd cwack. x3 She's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! +I xDD knyow when ^-^ onye :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and when ^-^ onye >w< wives. +x3 She's UwU dead as xDD eawth. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a looking gwass. +>w< If UwU that xDD hew >_> bweath uWu wiww :33 mist ^w^ ow :33 stain OwO the ^.^ stonye, +ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she >w< wives. +x3 Kent. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the OwO pwomis'd :33 end? +Edg. Ow ^.^ image >_> of UwU that horror? +x3 Awb. UwU Faww ÚwÚ and cease! +Lear. :3 This feathew stirs; ^.^ she wives! >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a uWu chance ;;w;; which OwO does ^w^ wedeem >w< aww ;;w;; sowwows +:33 That >w< evew I ^.^ have felt. +x3 Kent. :3 O my good >w< mastew! +Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! +Edg. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ^.^ Kent, >_> youw >w< fwiend. +Lear. OwO A pwague x3 upon you, muwdewews, ^-^ twaitows all! +I UwU might ^.^ have OwO sav'd UwU hew; :3 nyow she's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! +Cordelia, xDD Cowdewia! stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. Ha! +What :3 is't :3 thou >w< say'st, Her >w< voice ÚwÚ was >w< evew soft, +>_> Gentwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wow- OwO an excellent xDD thing in OwO woman. +I xDD kiww'd OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 a-hanging thee. +x3 Capt. ^.^ 'Tis true, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +Lear. OwO Did I ;;w;; nyot, fewwow? +I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the day, with my good >_> biting falchion +I would ^.^ have :3 made them ;;w;; skip. I x3 am ^.^ owd nyow, +And ^.^ these >_> same crosses ÚwÚ spoiw >_> me. OwO Who awe you? +Minye eyes awe ^.^ nyot o' th' >_> best. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwaight. +x3 Kent. >w< If >_> fowtunye brag >_> of two ^.^ she :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and xDD hated, +>_< Onye >_> of them ^-^ we UwU behowd. +Lear. This' :3 a :33 duww ^w^ sight. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot >_< Kent? +x3 Kent. The same- +Your ^-^ sewvant x3 Kent. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^-^ sewvant >_< Caius? +Lear. >w< He's :3 a good fewwow, I can tell you ;;w;; that. +He'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. >w< He's UwU dead ÚwÚ and >_> wotten. +x3 Kent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I x3 am OwO the vewy :3 man- +Lear. I'll UwU see UwU that ÚwÚ stwaight. +x3 Kent. :33 That ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_> diffewence ÚwÚ and UwU decay +>_< Have ^-^ fowwowed >_> youw >_> sad ÚwÚ steps. +Lear. ^w^ You'we ^-^ wewcome hithew. +x3 Kent. Nyow nyo man else! x3 Aww's cheewwess, xDD dawk, ÚwÚ and deadly. +Your ewdest daughters ^.^ have fordone themsewves, +And ÚwÚ despewatewy awe UwU dead. +Lear. >w< Ay, OwO so I uWu think. +x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he x3 says; ÚwÚ and vain :3 is ^.^ it +:33 That ^-^ we ÚwÚ pwesent OwO us ^-^ to >_> him. +Edg. Very ^w^ bootwess. + +x3 Entew :3 a uWu Captain. + +x3 Capt. Edmund :3 is OwO dead, my :33 wowd. +x3 Awb. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a twifwe here. +You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe fwiends, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw intent. +What comfort ^-^ to :3 this gweat UwU decay ^-^ may come +:33 Shaww >w< be appwied. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu wesign, +^-^ Duwing OwO the life >_> of :3 this ^.^ owd uWu Majesty, +ÚwÚ To him ^-^ ouw absowute powew; [to Edgar ÚwÚ and Kent] you ^-^ to >_> youw +xDD wights; +x3 With xDD boot, ÚwÚ and Such >w< addition as >_> youw honours +>_< Have ^-^ mowe than >_< mewited.- ^-^ Aww fwiends uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste +The ^w^ wages >_> of theiw uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 foes +The ^w^ cup >_> of theiw :33 desewvings.- :33 O, >_> see, >w< see! +Lear. And my UwU poow OwO foow :3 is hang'd! No, no, nyo life! +UwU Why shouwd :3 a dog, :3 a OwO howse, :3 a wat, ^.^ have xDD wife, +And :3 thou nyo >_> bweath at all? OwO Thou'wt come nyo :3 mowe, +OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, >w< nyevew! +;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; undo :3 this button. ^w^ Thank you, sir. +Do you UwU see uWu this? Wook uWu on her! xDD wook! xDD hew wips! +Wook there, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; thewe! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. +Edg. ÚwÚ He >_> faints! UwU My lord, my wowd! +x3 Kent. Break, >_> heawt; I ÚwÚ pwithee break! +Edg. Wook uWu up, my :33 wowd. +x3 Kent. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his UwU ghost. :33 O, let him ;;w;; pass! ÚwÚ He OwO hates him +:33 That would x3 upon OwO the wack >_> of :3 this >_> tough x3 wowwd +Stretch him >_< out longer. +Edg. ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye :3 indeed. +x3 Kent. The wonder ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath enduw'd OwO so UwU wong. +ÚwÚ He uWu but usuwp'd his wife. +x3 Awb. Beaw them ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Our ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess +^-^ Is ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ woe. uWu [To xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu Edgaw] >_< Fwiends >_> of my >_> souw, you +x3 twain +^-^ Wuwe in :3 this >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 gow'd OwO state >w< sustain. +x3 Kent. I ^.^ have :3 a >_< jouwnyey, ;;w;; siw, :33 showtwy ^-^ to ^.^ go. +UwU My ^w^ mastew calls me; I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. +x3 Awb. The OwO weight >_> of :3 this >_> sad UwU time ^-^ we >w< must uWu obey, +^w^ Speak what ^-^ we x3 feew, ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< say. +The oldest ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye most; ^-^ we UwU that awe x3 young +:33 Shaww never UwU see OwO so xDD much, :3 nyow live OwO so UwU wong. +>_< Exeunt with :3 a UwU dead UwU mawch. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + + +1595 + +WOVE'S ^-^ WABOUW'S LOST + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ;;w;; Pewsonyae. + +FERDINAND, UwU King >_> of Nyavawwe +;;w;; BEWOWNyE, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU King +x3 WONGAVIWWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +OwO DUMAIN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +>_> BOYET, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_> of Fwance +>_< MAWCADE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE >_< AWMADO, fantasticaw ^.^ Spanyiawd +ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, :3 a OwO cuwate +HOLOFERNES, :3 a schoowmastew +DULL, :3 a ^w^ constabwe +uWu COSTAWD, :3 a :3 cwown +>_< MOTH, ;;w;; page ^-^ to Armado +OwO A >_< FOWESTEW + +OwO THE UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE +WOSAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess +MARIA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +KATHAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess +JAQUENyETTA, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench + +>w< Wowds, UwU Attendants, etc. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +Nyavawwe + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. The King's ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN + +^w^ KING. >_> Wet ;;w;; fame, UwU that >w< aww uWu hunt aftew in theiw x3 wives, +Live regist'red x3 upon ^-^ ouw brazen tombs, +And then OwO gwace OwO us in OwO the >w< disgwace >_> of ^w^ death; +^w^ When, ^-^ spite >_> of >_< cowmowant devouring Time, +^-^ Th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent >_> bweath ^-^ may ^-^ buy +:33 That uWu honyouw ;;w;; which uWu shaww ÚwÚ bate his scythe's keen >_> edge, +And ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< aww eternity. +:33 Thewefowe, bwave conquerors- uWu fow OwO so you awe +:33 That OwO waw x3 against >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ affections +And OwO the huge ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the world's ^w^ desiwes- +Our ^.^ wate :3 edict uWu shaww stwongwy ^.^ stand in force: +Nyavawwe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the wonder >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +Our couwt uWu shaww >w< be :3 a wittwe Academe, +OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and UwU contempwative in :3 wiving awt. +You ^w^ thwee, Bewownye, >_< Dumain, ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, +>_< Have sworn uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' term ^-^ to live with me +UwU My fellow-scholars, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 those :33 statutes +:33 That awe recorded in :3 this schedule here. +Your oaths awe >_> pass'd; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ subscwibe >_> youw nyames, +:33 That his >_> own hand ^-^ may strike his uWu honyouw ;;w;; down +:33 That ^-^ viowates OwO the >w< smawwest branch ;;w;; hewein. +>w< If you awe UwU awm'd ^-^ to ^-^ do as sworn ^-^ to uWu do, +Subscwibe ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ deep oaths, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ too. +WONGAVIWWE. I x3 am resolv'd; 'tis uWu but :3 a three ;;w;; yeaws' fast. +The :33 mind uWu shaww UwU banquet, >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ body pine. +Fat ;;w;; paunches ^.^ have lean >_> pates; ÚwÚ and dainty OwO bits +UwU Make rich OwO the ribs, uWu but bankrupt ^-^ quite OwO the UwU wits. +DUMAIN. UwU My :33 woving lord, ^-^ Dumain :3 is UwU mowtified. +The gwossew manner >_> of ^.^ these world's >w< dewights +ÚwÚ He throws x3 upon OwO the :3 gwoss world's baser ;;w;; swaves; +ÚwÚ To love, ^-^ to :33 weawth, ^-^ to uWu pomp, I pinye ÚwÚ and x3 die, +x3 With >w< aww ^.^ these :3 wiving in ^w^ phiwosophy. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I can uWu but uWu say theiw ^.^ pwotestation :33 uvw; +^w^ So xDD much, dear UwU wiege, I ^.^ have already >_> swown, +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and study here three years. +But there awe uWu othew :33 stwict UwU obsewvances, +OwO As: ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman in UwU that tewm, +^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; +And ^-^ onye :3 day in :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ^.^ touch nyo food, +And uWu but ^-^ onye >_< meaw uWu on every :3 day >_< beside, +The ;;w;; which I >w< hope :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; +And then ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep uWu but three ^w^ houws in OwO the night +And ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to :3 wink >_> of >w< aww OwO the day- +When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ think nyo harm >w< aww night, +And ^-^ make :3 a dark night xDD too >_> of half OwO the day- +^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed ^.^ thewe. +:33 O, ^.^ these awe xDD bawwen tasks, xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to ^-^ keep, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to UwU see uWu wadies, study, :3 fast, ^.^ nyot sweep! +^w^ KING. Your OwO oath :3 is ^w^ pass'd ^-^ to xDD pass away ^-^ fwom :3 these. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Wet me uWu say no, my UwU wiege, OwO an ^-^ if you pwease: +I only :33 swowe ^-^ to study with >_> youw Gwace, +And stay here in >_> youw couwt uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' space. +WONGAVIWWE. You :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU that, Bewownye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and xDD nyay, ;;w;; siw, then I :33 swowe in ÚwÚ jest. +What :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of study, let me know. +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ^-^ to xDD knyow ;;w;; which ewse ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot know. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Things hid ÚwÚ and baww'd, you >_> mean, ^-^ fwom ^w^ common ;;w;; sense? +^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 is :33 study's :3 god-wike wecompense. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Come OwO on, then; I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to study so, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the xDD thing I x3 am fowbid ^-^ to >w< knyow, +UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to study xDD whewe I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may dinye, +When I ^-^ to feast ^-^ expwesswy x3 am uWu fowbid; +Ow study xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >w< some ^w^ mistwess fine, +When UwU mistwesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ common :33 sense awe ^.^ hid; +Or, having sworn xDD too hard-a-keeping ^-^ oath, +Study ^-^ to >_< bweak it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my twoth. +>w< If :33 study's >_< gain >w< be thus, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< be so, +Study knows UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot know. +OwO Sweaw me ^-^ to this, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew uWu say nyo. +^w^ KING. ^.^ These >w< be OwO the stops UwU that :33 hindew study ÚwÚ quite, +And x3 twain ^-^ ouw x3 intewwects ^-^ to vain xDD dewight. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww >w< dewights awe :3 vain; uWu but UwU that UwU most vain +>w< Which, with pain purchas'd, doth xDD inhewit ÚwÚ pain, +UwU As painfully ^-^ to ÚwÚ powe x3 upon :3 a book +ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO twuth; >_< whiwe >w< twuth OwO the >_< whiwe +^-^ Doth falsely uWu bwind OwO the uWu eyesight >_> of his ;;w;; wook. +Light, >w< seeking >_< wight, doth ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ wight >_> beguiwe; +UwU So, ewe you find xDD whewe ^.^ wight in :3 dawknyess :3 wies, +Your ^.^ wight grows dark uWu by >w< wosing >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. +Study me how ^-^ to >w< pwease OwO the eye :3 indeed, +By fixing ^.^ it x3 upon :3 a ^-^ faiwew eye; +OwO Who dazzling so, UwU that eye uWu shaww >w< be his :3 heed, +And ^w^ give him ^.^ wight UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> bwinded by. +Study :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_< heaven's ^w^ gwowious >_> sun, +:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deep-seawch'd with ;;w;; saucy :3 wooks; +^w^ Smaww ^.^ have continyuaw pwoddews >w< evew uWu won, +ÚwÚ Save base authowity ^-^ fwom >_> othews' ^-^ books. +^.^ These earthly >_< godfathews >_> of >_< heaven's lights +:33 That ^w^ give :3 a name ^-^ to every uWu fixed star +>_< Have nyo ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit >_> of theiw shining nyights +>w< Than x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what uWu they >_> awe. +:3 Too >w< much ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU nyought uWu but x3 fame; +And every OwO godfathew can ^w^ give :3 a >w< nyame. +^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :33 he's ^.^ wead, ^-^ to reason x3 against reading! +DUMAIN. Proceeded well, ^-^ to xDD stop >w< aww good xDD pwoceeding! +WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ He weeds OwO the :33 cown, ÚwÚ and still UwU wets gwow OwO the >_> weeding. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. The spwing :3 is uWu nyeaw, when green ^-^ geese awe a-breeding. +DUMAIN. OwO How UwU fowwows ÚwÚ that? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Fit in his place ÚwÚ and xDD time. +DUMAIN. UwU In reason nothing. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Something then in ;;w;; whyme. +WONGAVIWWE. Bewownye :3 is >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^-^ snyeaping >_> fwost +:33 That bites OwO the :3 fiwst-bown OwO infants >_> of OwO the spring. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, uWu say I ^.^ am; x3 why shouwd >_> pwoud uWu summew boast +Before OwO the :33 biwds ^.^ have ^-^ any cause ^-^ to sing? +UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ joy in ^-^ any abortive >_> biwth? +^.^ At ^.^ Chwistmas I nyo ^-^ mowe desiwe :3 a wose +>w< Than ^w^ wish :3 a snyow in May's new-fangled >w< shows; +But >_< wike >_> of OwO each xDD thing UwU that in season gwows; +^w^ So you, ^-^ to study :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is xDD too :3 wate, +;;w;; Cwimb o'ew OwO the house ^-^ to UwU unwock OwO the wittwe ;;w;; gate. +^w^ KING. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ out; >w< go home, >_> Bewownye; ^.^ adieu. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to stay with OwO you; +And >w< though I ^.^ have uWu fow x3 bawbawism xDD spoke ^-^ mowe +>w< Than uWu fow UwU that :3 angew knowledge you can ÚwÚ say, +>_> Yet >w< confident I'll ^-^ keep what I ^.^ have x3 swowe, +And xDD bide OwO the :3 penyance >_> of OwO each three ;;w;; yeaws' day. +>w< Give me OwO the papew; let me ;;w;; wead OwO the same; +And ^-^ to OwO the >w< stwictest UwU decwees I'll wwite my >w< nyame. +^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :3 this yielding UwU wescues ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO shame! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. :33 That nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww come within :3 a UwU miwe >_> of +my ^-^ couwt'- ;;w;; Hath :3 this >_< been x3 pwocwaimed? +WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu ago. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Let's UwU see OwO the >_> penyawty. ^-^ [Weads] '-on pain >_> of >w< wosing xDD hew +tongue.' OwO Who >_< devis'd :3 this penalty? +WONGAVIWWE. x3 Mawwy, UwU that >_> did :3 I. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet lord, ÚwÚ and uWu why? +WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them x3 hence with UwU that ;;w;; dwead >_> penyawty. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A dangewous OwO waw x3 against gentility. +^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. >w< If ^-^ any man >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to talk with :3 a ^-^ woman within +OwO the term >_> of three yeaws, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe such uWu pubwic ÚwÚ shame as OwO the +west >_> of OwO the couwt can ^w^ possibwy devise.' +:3 This awticwe, my UwU wiege, yourself >w< must bweak; +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow here comes in >_< embassy +The xDD Fwench :3 king's >_> daughtew, with yourself ^-^ to UwU speak- +OwO A mild >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and complete OwO majesty- +About uWu suwwendew OwO up >_> of OwO Aquitainye +ÚwÚ To xDD hew decrepit, >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bedwid uWu fathew; +OwO Thewefowe :3 this xDD awticwe :3 is :3 made in vain, +Ow OwO vainwy comes th' admired pwincess hithew. +^w^ KING. What uWu say you, wowds? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ So study xDD evewmowe :3 is over-shot. +OwO Whiwe ^.^ it doth study ^-^ to ^.^ have what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, +^w^ It doth ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it >w< shouwd; +And when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it xDD hunteth ÚwÚ most, +^.^ 'Tis xDD won as OwO towns with OwO fiwe- OwO so uWu won, OwO so xDD wost. +^w^ KING. We >w< must >_> of x3 fowce UwU dispense with :3 this decwee; +She >w< must lie here uWu on mere nyecessity. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyecessity uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us >w< aww >_> fowswown +>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand xDD times within :3 this three ;;w;; yeaws' space; +>_< Fow every man with his ^w^ affects :3 is :33 bown, +:3 Nyot uWu by UwU might mast'red, uWu but uWu by speciaw >_< gwace. +>w< If I >_< bweak :33 faith, :3 this >_> wowd uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 me: +I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu on mere nyecessity. +^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ waws at uWu wawge I wwite my ;;w;; nyame; OwO [Subscwibes] +And ^.^ he UwU that bweaks them in OwO the :33 weast degree +;;w;; Stands in uWu attaindew >_> of eternal >w< shame. +Suggestions awe ^-^ to uWu othew as ^-^ to me; +But I >w< bewieve, although I ÚwÚ seem OwO so OwO woath, +I x3 am OwO the last UwU that uWu wiww last ^-^ keep his uWu oath. +But :3 is there nyo uWu quick x3 wecweation ;;w;; gwanted? +^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that there is. Our couwt, you >w< knyow, :3 is haunted +x3 With :3 a wefinyed :33 twavewwew >_> of UwU Spain, +OwO A man in >w< aww OwO the world's OwO nyew ^.^ fashion pwanted, +:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO mint >_> of phrases in his brain; +>_< Onye ^-^ who OwO the music >_> of his >_> own vain :33 tongue +^-^ Doth wavish >_< wike >w< enchanting harmony; +OwO A man >_> of x3 compwements, xDD whom ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong +>_< Have ^.^ chose as ^.^ umpiwe >_> of theiw >w< mutiny. +:3 This >w< chiwd >_> of >w< fancy, UwU that Armado :33 hight, +>_< Fow intewim ^-^ to ^-^ ouw studies uWu shaww ;;w;; wewate, +UwU In ^.^ high-bown x3 wowds, OwO the wowth >_> of many :3 a x3 knyight +From uWu tawny ^.^ Spain lost in OwO the world's debate. +OwO How you >w< dewight, my x3 wowds, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, I; +But I uWu pwotest I love ^-^ to hear him >_< wie, +And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him uWu fow my minstwewsy. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Armado :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO iwwustwious >_< wight, +OwO A man >_> of OwO fiwe-nyew x3 wowds, >_> fashion's >_> own uWu knyight. +WONGAVIWWE. >_> Costawd OwO the OwO swain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw :33 spowt; +And OwO so ^-^ to study three years :3 is uWu but short. + +x3 Entew DULL, :3 a constable, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD + +UwU DUWW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< Duke's >_> own ÚwÚ pewson? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. This, fewwow. What wouwdst? +UwU DUWW. I ^-^ mysewf OwO wepwehend his >_> own ^.^ pewson, uWu fow I x3 am his Gwace's +farborough; uWu but I would UwU see his >_> own person in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^w^ he. +UwU DUWW. UwU Signyiow Awme- Awme- ;;w;; commends you. There's viwwainy abroad; +:3 this letter uWu wiww tell you more. +COSTAWD. >_> Siw, OwO the contempts thereof awe as ^w^ touching >_> me. +^w^ KING. OwO A letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ magnyificent ;;w;; Awmado. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How low ^w^ soevew OwO the matter, I >w< hope in :3 God uWu fow UwU high wowds. +WONGAVIWWE. OwO A UwU high >w< hope uWu fow :3 a low >_< heaven. :3 God gwant OwO us >_> patience! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To OwO heaw, ^w^ ow uWu fowbeaw heawing? +WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To hear uWu meekwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to waugh modewatewy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to +uWu fowbeaw >_> both. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ it as OwO the ^w^ stywe uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us cause ^-^ to climb +in OwO the xDD mewwinyess. +COSTAWD. The matter :3 is ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, as ^w^ concewnying Jaquenyetta. +The manner >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with OwO the mannyew. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU In what ;;w;; mannyew? +COSTAWD. UwU In manner ÚwÚ and fowm ^.^ fowwowing, siw; >w< aww x3 those :33 thwee: I ÚwÚ was +uWu seen with xDD hew in OwO the manor-house, ^.^ sitting with xDD hew x3 upon OwO the >_> fowm, +ÚwÚ and :3 taken following xDD hew OwO into OwO the pawk; which, >w< put togethew, :3 is in +manner ÚwÚ and fowm xDD fowwowing. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mannyew- ^.^ it :3 is OwO the +manner >_> of :3 a man ^-^ to speak ^-^ to :3 a OwO woman. >_< Fow OwO the ^w^ fowm- in >w< some fowm. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ fowwowing, sir? +COSTAWD. UwU As ^.^ it uWu shaww follow in my >_> cowwection; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the +OwO wight! +^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you hear :3 this letter with attention? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU As ^-^ we would hear OwO an oracle. +COSTAWD. Such :3 is OwO the simplicity >_> of man ^-^ to xDD heawken aftew OwO the uWu fwesh. +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] 'Gweat >w< deputy, OwO the wewkin's ÚwÚ vicegewent ÚwÚ and >_> sowe +:33 dominyatow >_> of ^w^ Nyavawwe, my >_< souw's >w< eawth's god ÚwÚ and body's >_< fost'wing +UwU patwon'- +COSTAWD. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> Costawd >_> yet. +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it is'- +COSTAWD. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, in x3 tewwing +true, uWu but ÚwÚ so. +^w^ KING. UwU Peace! +COSTAWD. Be ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and every man UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot fight! +^w^ KING. :3 Nyo UwU wowds! +COSTAWD. x3 Of uWu othew xDD men's OwO secwets, I uWu beseech you. +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it ;;w;; is, besieged with sable-coloured mewanchowy, I +>_> did ÚwÚ commend OwO the bwack ÚwÚ oppwessing humouw ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> whowesome +ÚwÚ physic >_> of >w< thy >w< heawth-giving air; :3 and, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, UwU betook +^-^ mysewf ^-^ to walk. The UwU time W-When? About OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; when ^.^ beasts +UwU most :3 gwaze, :33 biwds :33 best >_< peck, ÚwÚ and x3 men ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ^-^ to UwU that nourishment +;;w;; which :3 is called >_< suppew. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow OwO the UwU time When. Nyow uWu fow OwO the +gwound Which? which, I >_> mean, I ^w^ upon; ^.^ it :3 is ycweped >w< thy xDD pawk. ;;w;; Then +uWu fow OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? where, I >_> mean, I >_> did uWu encountew UwU that obscenye +ÚwÚ and UwU most pwepost'wous ^-^ event UwU that dwaweth ^-^ fwom my UwU snyow-white ;;w;; pen +OwO the :3 ebon-cowouwed ink ;;w;; which here :3 thou ÚwÚ viewest, xDD behowdest, +suwveyest, ^w^ ow seest. But ^-^ to OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? ^w^ It >w< standeth +nyowth-nyowth-east ÚwÚ and uWu by ^w^ east ^-^ fwom OwO the west >_< cownyew >_> of >w< thy +:3 cuwious-knyotted >_< gawden. Thewe >_> did I UwU see UwU that x3 wow-spiwited ^.^ swain, +UwU that base ^.^ minnyow >_> of >w< thy x3 miwth,' +COSTAWD. x3 Me? +^w^ KING. 'that unlettered smaww-knyowing uWu souw,' +COSTAWD. x3 Me? +^w^ KING. 'that shawwow vassaw,' +COSTAWD. OwO Stiww x3 me? +^w^ KING. ;;w;; 'which, as I :33 wemembew, >w< hight Costard,' +COSTAWD. :33 O, UwU me! +^w^ KING. 'sorted ÚwÚ and uWu consowted, contrary ^-^ to >w< thy :33 estabwished >_< pwocwaimed +:3 edict ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent uWu canyon; which, OwO with, :33 O, UwU with- uWu but with :3 this I +passion ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ whewewith-' +COSTAWD. x3 With :3 a :33 wench. +King. ^w^ 'with :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandmothew >_< Eve, :3 a ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, uWu fow >w< thy +^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet undewstanding, :3 a OwO woman. :3 Him OwO I, as my evew-esteemed +>_> duty UwU pwicks me OwO on, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to weceive OwO the meed >_> of +punishment, uWu by >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's officew, Antony Dull, :3 a man >_> of +good uWu wepute, cawwiage, ^.^ beawing, ÚwÚ and OwO estimation.' +UwU DUWW. :33 Me, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease OwO you; I x3 am Antony ÚwÚ Duww. +^w^ KING. 'For x3 Jaquenyetta- OwO so :3 is OwO the x3 weakew vessel called, ;;w;; which I +>_< appwehended with OwO the aforesaid ^w^ swain- I ^-^ keep xDD hew as :3 a vessel >_> of +>w< thy waw's fury; ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, at OwO the :33 weast >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^.^ nyotice, +bwing xDD hew ^-^ to trial. Thine, in >w< aww :3 compwiments >_> of OwO devoted ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ heawt-buwnying heat >_> of duty, +OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO.' + +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I ^.^ wook'd for, uWu but OwO the :33 best UwU that +>w< evew I UwU heawd. +^w^ KING. >w< Ay, OwO the :33 best uWu fow OwO the uWu wowst. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, what uWu say you ^-^ to +uWu this? +COSTAWD. >_> Siw, I x3 confess OwO the :33 wench. +^w^ KING. OwO Did you hear OwO the ^w^ pwocwamation? +COSTAWD. I ^-^ do x3 confess >w< much >_> of OwO the hearing it, uWu but wittwe >_> of OwO the +x3 mawking >_> of it. +^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed :3 a :33 yeaw's impwisonment ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken with :3 a +:33 wench. +COSTAWD. I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with x3 nyonye, siw; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a damsel. +^w^ KING. Weww, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed damsel. +COSTAWD. :3 This ÚwÚ was nyo damsew neither, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< viwgin. +^w^ KING. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so varied UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed >w< viwgin. +COSTAWD. >w< If ^.^ it OwO wewe, I deny xDD hew uWu viwginyity; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a uWu maid. +^w^ KING. :3 This 'maid' ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw turn, sir. +COSTAWD. :3 This maid uWu wiww sewve my turn, sir. +^w^ KING. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww OwO pwonyounce >_> youw >_> sentence: you uWu shaww fast :3 a >_> week +with bwan ÚwÚ and watew. +COSTAWD. I xDD had wathew pray :3 a month with ^w^ mutton ÚwÚ and powwidge. +^w^ KING. And :3 Don Armado uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw keeper. +UwU My Wowd Bewownye, UwU see him UwU dewivewed o'er; +And >w< go >_> we, x3 wowds, ^-^ to >w< put in practice UwU that +^w^ Which OwO each ^-^ to uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO so stwongwy swown. +>_< Exeunt xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll uWu way my head ^-^ to ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ hat +^.^ These oaths ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO an :33 idwe scorn. +Sirrah, come x3 on. +COSTAWD. I suffer uWu fow OwO the truth, siw; uWu fow OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is I ÚwÚ was :3 taken +with ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, ÚwÚ and xDD Jaquenyetta :3 is :3 a OwO twue girl; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe +^-^ wewcome OwO the ^w^ souw ^w^ cup >_> of ;;w;; pwospewity! ;;w;; Affwiction ^-^ may ^-^ onye :3 day >_> smiwe +ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee down, sorrow. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, his ;;w;; page + +AWMADO. UwU Boy, what >w< sign :3 is ^.^ it when :3 a man >_> of gweat spirit grows +mewanchowy? +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A gweat >_< sign, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. +AWMADO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 thing, dear ;;w;; imp. +;;w;; MOTH. No, no; :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, no! +AWMADO. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou part >w< sadnyess ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, my >w< tendew +>_> juvenyaw? +;;w;; MOTH. By :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw demonstration >_> of OwO the >_> wowking, my >_> tough :33 signyiow. +AWMADO. UwU Why >_> tough signior? UwU Why >_> tough signior? +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? +AWMADO. I xDD spoke it, >w< tendew juvenal, as :3 a xDD congwuent ^w^ epitheton +;;w;; appewtainying ^-^ to >w< thy x3 young OwO days, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> nyominyate ^.^ tendew. +;;w;; MOTH. And OwO I, >_> tough UwU signyiow, as OwO an uWu appewtinyent title ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ owd +UwU time, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may name >_< tough. +AWMADO. Pretty ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt. +;;w;; MOTH. OwO How UwU mean you, sir? I pretty, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ saying ^-^ apt? ^w^ ow I >_< apt, ÚwÚ and +my ^.^ saying pwetty? +AWMADO. Thou pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Wittwe pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ apt? +AWMADO. And OwO thewefowe >_< apt, ^.^ because ^w^ quick. +;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Speak you :3 this in my :33 pwaise, ^.^ mastew? +AWMADO. UwU In >w< thy condign :3 pwaise. +;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww UwU pwaise OwO an ^.^ eew with OwO the >_> same :3 pwaise. +AWMADO. UwU that OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is xDD ingenyious? +;;w;; MOTH. :33 That OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is ^w^ quick. +AWMADO. I ^-^ do uWu say :3 thou art uWu quick in >_> answews; :3 thou heat'st my bwood. +;;w;; MOTH. I x3 am answew'd, sir. +AWMADO. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be cross'd. +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks OwO the mere UwU contwawy: crosses love ^.^ nyot >_> him. +AWMADO. I ^.^ have promised ^-^ to study three years with OwO the >_> Duke. +;;w;; MOTH. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it in OwO an xDD houw, sir. +AWMADO. ÚwÚ Impossibwe. +;;w;; MOTH. OwO How many :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >w< towd? +AWMADO. I x3 am i-iww at UwU weck'nying; ^.^ it :33 fitteth OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a :33 tapstew. +;;w;; MOTH. You awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU gamestew, sir. +AWMADO. I x3 confess ^-^ both; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the vawnyish >_> of :3 a complete +xDD man. +;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow how >w< much OwO the :3 gwoss sum >_> of deuce-ace +xDD amounts x3 to. +AWMADO. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe than ^-^ two. +;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Which OwO the base UwU vuwgaw ^-^ do caww xDD thwee. +AWMADO. Twue. +;;w;; MOTH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 this such :3 a piece >_> of >w< study? Nyow here :3 is three +^.^ studied ewe ÚwÚ ye'ww ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wink; ÚwÚ and how :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< put 'years' +^-^ to OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ 'thwee,' ÚwÚ and study three years in two x3 wowds, OwO the +^-^ dancing horse uWu wiww tell you. +AWMADO. OwO A UwU most fine figure! +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv you :3 a UwU ciphew. +AWMADO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; heweupon x3 confess I x3 am in wuv. And as ^.^ it :3 is base uWu fow +:3 a sowdiew ^-^ to love, OwO so x3 am I in love with :3 a base :33 wench. >w< If UwU dwawing +my >_< swowd x3 against OwO the humouw >_> of xDD affection would x3 dewivew me ^-^ fwom +OwO the :3 wepwobate ^w^ thought >_> of it, I would UwU take :3 Desiwe pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and +>_< wansom him ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD Fwench ;;w;; couwtiew uWu fow :3 a nyew-devis'd curtsy. I +ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to sigh; >w< methinks I shouwd out-sweaw ^w^ Cupid. Comfowt +uWu me, >w< boy; what gweat x3 men ^.^ have >_< been in love? +;;w;; MOTH. Hercules, mastew. +AWMADO. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewcuwes! Mowe authowity, dear OwO boy, name ^-^ mowe; +:3 and, ^w^ sweet my OwO chiwd, let them >w< be x3 men >_> of good wepute ÚwÚ and cawwiage. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Samson, master; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man >_> of good cawwiage, gweat +cawwiage, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD cawwied OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ gates uWu on his xDD back >_< wike :3 a +:3 powtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in wuv. +AWMADO. :3 O UwU weww-knyit ^w^ Samson! ^.^ stwong-jointed ^w^ Samson! I ^-^ do OwO excew ÚwÚ thee +in my ;;w;; wapiew as >w< much as :3 thou didst me in cawwying xDD gates. I x3 am in +love ^w^ too. OwO Who ÚwÚ was xDD Samson's love, my dear UwU Moth? +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A woman, mastew. +AWMADO. x3 Of what :3 compwexion? +;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 fouw, ^w^ ow OwO the ^w^ thwee, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ two, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the +fouw. +AWMADO. >_> Teww me precisely >_> of what complexion. +;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of OwO the :3 sea-watew x3 gween, sir. +AWMADO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw complexions? +;;w;; MOTH. UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of them ^w^ too. +AWMADO. ^w^ Gween, :3 indeed, :3 is OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of ^.^ wuvws; uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a love +>_> of UwU that >_< cowouw, >w< methinks x3 Samson xDD had small reason uWu fow it. ÚwÚ He +^w^ suwewy ;;w;; affected xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew wit. +;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was so, siw; uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a green wit. +AWMADO. UwU My love :3 is UwU most x3 immacuwate >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. +;;w;; MOTH. uWu Most maculate ^-^ thoughts, :3 mastew, awe ;;w;; mask'd uWu undew such +colours. +AWMADO. Define, :33 definye, well-educated ^w^ infant. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU My >_< fathew's ÚwÚ wit my >_> mothew's :33 tongue ^-^ assist UwU me! +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ invocation >_> of :3 a x3 chiwd; UwU most pretty, ÚwÚ and :33 patheticaw! +;;w;; MOTH. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 made >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and red, +Her faults uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be >_> knyown; +>_< Fow :33 bwushing x3 cheeks uWu by faults awe OwO bwed, +And ^-^ feaws uWu by OwO pawe >_> white ^.^ shown. +;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she feaw, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ to blame, +By :3 this you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot know; +>_< Fow still xDD hew x3 cheeks ^.^ possess OwO the >_> same +^w^ Which ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ she doth ^-^ owe. +OwO A dangewous >_> whyme, :3 mastew, x3 against OwO the reason >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. +AWMADO. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a ballad, OwO boy, >_> of OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO the Beggaw? +;;w;; MOTH. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was vewy OwO guiwty >_> of such :3 a >_< bawwad >w< some three >_> ages +:33 since; uWu but I ÚwÚ think :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD found; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^.^ it +would neither sewve uWu fow OwO the :33 wwiting :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ tunye. +AWMADO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU that :33 subject newly :3 wwit xDD o'ew, UwU that I ^-^ may +example my ^.^ digwession uWu by >w< some :3 mighty ^-^ pwecedent. UwU Boy, I ^-^ do love +UwU that ;;w;; countwy UwU giww UwU that I took in OwO the ^.^ pawk with OwO the ;;w;; wationyaw hind +OwO Costawd; ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :33 weww. +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be whipt; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a better love than my mastew. +AWMADO. >_> Sing, >w< boy; my spirit grows :33 heavy in wuv. +;;w;; MOTH. And that's gweat mawvew, :33 woving :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. +AWMADO. I ÚwÚ say, uWu sing. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww :3 this >_> company >w< be ^.^ past. + +x3 Entew DULL, uWu COSTAWD, ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA + +UwU DUWW. >_> Siw, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is UwU that you ^-^ keep >_> Costawd >_< safe; ÚwÚ and +you >w< must suffer him ^-^ to UwU take nyo dewight :3 nyow nyo penance; uWu but UwU 'a +>w< must fast three >_< days :3 a >_< week. >_< Fow :3 this damsel, I >w< must ^-^ keep xDD hew at +OwO the pawk; ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd uWu fow OwO the ^w^ day-woman. Fawe you :33 weww. +AWMADO. I ^-^ do :33 betway ^-^ mysewf with UwU bwushing. xDD Maid! +JAQUENETTA. Man! +AWMADO. I uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee at OwO the lodge. +JAQUENETTA. ^.^ That's hereby. +AWMADO. I xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ situate. +JAQUENETTA. :3 Wowd, how xDD wise you OwO awe! +AWMADO. I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee >_< wondews. +JAQUENETTA. x3 With UwU that face? +AWMADO. I love thee. +JAQUENETTA. ^w^ So I heard you >w< say. +AWMADO. And so, faweweww. +JAQUENETTA. ^-^ Faiw weather aftew xDD you! +UwU DUWW. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, >_> away. Exit with OwO JAQUENyETTA +AWMADO. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt fast uWu fow >w< thy offences ewe :3 thou >w< be +pardoned. +COSTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope when I ^-^ do ^.^ it I uWu shaww ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu on :3 a :33 fuww +:3 stomach. +AWMADO. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be heavily ÚwÚ punyished. +COSTAWD. I x3 am ^-^ mowe bound ^-^ to you than >_> youw fellows, uWu fow uWu they awe uWu but +>w< wightwy ^.^ wewawded. +AWMADO. ;;w;; Take away :3 this villain; OwO shut him :33 up. +;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Come, you :33 twansgwessing slave, >_> away. +COSTAWD. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot >w< be pent uWu up, siw; I uWu wiww :3 fast, being uWu woose. +;;w;; MOTH. No, siw; UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 fast, ÚwÚ and uWu woose. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to prison. +COSTAWD. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the >_> mewwy >_< days >_> of desowation UwU that I +^.^ have ^.^ seen, >w< some uWu shaww :3 see. +;;w;; MOTH. What uWu shaww >w< some see? +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, nothing, ^-^ Mastew Moth, uWu but what uWu they ÚwÚ wook upon. ^w^ It :3 is +^.^ nyot uWu fow prisoners ^-^ to >w< be xDD too ;;w;; siwent in theiw x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe +I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. I :3 thank :3 God I ^.^ have as wittwe >_< patience as +another man, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I can >w< be quiet. +>_< Exeunt MOTH ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD +AWMADO. I ^-^ do :3 affect OwO the vewy >w< gwound, ;;w;; which :3 is base, xDD whewe xDD hew shoe, +;;w;; which :3 is >_> basew, >_< guided uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ basest, doth >_> twead. +I uWu shaww >w< be forsworn- ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a gweat awgument >_> of xDD fawsehood- ^-^ if I +wuv. And how can UwU that >w< be OwO twue love ;;w;; which :3 is falsely ^w^ attempted? +^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a familiar; ^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. Thewe :3 is nyo evil :3 angew uWu but +xDD Wuv. >_> Yet ÚwÚ was x3 Samson OwO so UwU tempted, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had OwO an excellent +>w< stwength; ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Sowomon OwO so uWu seduced, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had :3 a vewy good wit. +:33 Cupid's butt-shaft :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow Hercules' ^-^ cwub, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe +xDD too >w< much >_> odds uWu fow :3 a Spaniard's >_< wapiew. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second cause +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve my tuwn; OwO the :3 passado ^.^ he respects ;;w;; nyot, OwO the xDD duewwo +^.^ he wegawds not; his >w< disgwace :3 is ^-^ to >w< be called OwO boy, uWu but his >_> gwowy +:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ subdue ^-^ men. Adieu, ^.^ vawouw; >w< wust, wapiew; >w< be stiww, ^-^ dwum; +uWu fow >_> youw manager :3 is in :33 wuv; ^-^ yea, ^.^ he wuvth. ^w^ Assist uWu me, >w< some +>w< extempowaw god >_> of >_> whyme, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe I uWu shaww xDD tuwn UwU sonnyet. +^-^ Devise, >_> wit; write, uWu pen; uWu fow I x3 am uWu fow xDD whowe uWu vowumes in folio. +Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew OwO the UwU PWINCESS >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with three :33 attending uWu wadies, +WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, ÚwÚ and two uWu othew LORDS + +xDD BOYET. Nyow, UwU madam, summon OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; deawest spirits. +Consider ^-^ who OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew UwU sends, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he UwU sends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's his embassy: +Yourself, held pwecious in OwO the world's ;;w;; esteem, +ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey with OwO the >_> sowe inheritor +x3 Of >w< aww perfections UwU that :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ owe, +Matchwess ^.^ Nyavawwe; OwO the pwea >_> of nyo less OwO weight +>w< Than ;;w;; Aquitainye, :3 a dowwy uWu fow :3 a >w< queen. +Be :3 nyow as :33 pwodigaw >_> of >w< aww dear OwO gwace +UwU As :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ was in :33 making gwaces ^.^ deaw, +When ^.^ she >_> did stawve OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 wowwd >_> beside +And UwU pwodigawwy >_> gave them >w< aww ^-^ to you. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good Wowd :33 Boyet, my :3 beauty, >w< though uWu but >_> mean, +uWu Nyeeds ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ painted flourish >_> of >_> youw :3 pwaise. +:3 Beauty :3 is bought uWu by ÚwÚ judgment >_> of OwO the eye, +:3 Nyot UwU utt'wed uWu by base >w< sawe >_> of :33 chapmen's xDD tongues; +I x3 am less >_> pwoud ^-^ to hear you tell my wowth +>w< Than you >w< much willing ^-^ to >w< be uWu counted xDD wise +UwU In UwU spending >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of x3 minye. +But :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ task OwO the ÚwÚ taskew: good :33 Boyet, +You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant aww-tewwing ÚwÚ fame +^-^ Doth ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad Nyavawwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a vow, +;;w;; Tiww painful study uWu shaww x3 outweaw three yeaws, +:3 Nyo ^-^ woman ^-^ may xDD appwoach his ;;w;; siwent couwt. +OwO Thewefowe uWu to's seemeth ^.^ it :3 a :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ couwse, +Before ^-^ we ÚwÚ entew his fowbidden ^.^ gates, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow his ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and in UwU that :3 behawf, +^-^ Bowd >_> of >_> youw >w< wowthinyess, ^-^ we >w< singwe you +UwU As ^-^ ouw best-moving fair sowicitow. +>_> Teww him OwO the daughter >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, +uWu On uWu sewious businyess, UwU cwaving uWu quick ÚwÚ dispatch, +x3 Impowtunyes OwO pewsonyaw >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. +uWu Haste, signify OwO so :33 much; >_< whiwe ^-^ we x3 attend, +;;w;; Wike humble-visag'd >_< suitows, his UwU high uWu wiww. +xDD BOYET. Proud >_> of employment, willingly I ^.^ go. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Aww uWu pwide :3 is willing :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and x3 youws :3 is ÚwÚ so. +Exit BOYET +OwO Who awe OwO the votaries, my :33 woving x3 wowds, +:33 That awe :3 vow-fewwows with :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu duke? +OwO FIWST LORD. Wowd Longaville :3 is ^w^ onye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Knyow you OwO the man? +x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ^.^ madam; at :3 a mawwiage >w< feast, +>w< Between Wowd Perigort ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu beauteous ÚwÚ heiw +x3 Of >w< Jaques :33 Fawconbwidge, >_< sowemnyized +UwU In :33 Nyowmandy, ^-^ saw I :3 this >_> Wongaviwwe. +OwO A man >_> of x3 suvweign :33 pawts, peerless >w< esteem'd, +^.^ Weww >_< fitted in :3 awts, ^w^ gwowious in arms; +Nyothing >_< becomes him i-iww UwU that ^.^ he would :33 weww. +The only soiw >_> of his fair >w< viwtue's gloss, +>w< If >w< viwtue's gloss uWu wiww :33 stain with ^-^ any soiw, +^-^ Is :3 a shawp ÚwÚ wit ^w^ match'd with xDD too >w< bwunt :3 a wiww, +uWu Whose >_> edge ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cut, uWu whose uWu wiww still wills +^w^ It shouwd UwU nyonye spawe UwU that come within his >_> powew. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Some >_> mewwy >_> mocking lord, belike; :3 is't so? +x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO so UwU most UwU that UwU most his uWu humouws know. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Such showt-wiv'd xDD wits ^-^ do >_< withew as uWu they ^.^ gwow. +OwO Who awe OwO the ÚwÚ west? +KATHARINE. The x3 young >_< Dumain, :3 a >w< weww-accompwish'd youth, +x3 Of >w< aww UwU that :3 viwtue love uWu fow :3 viwtue wuvd; +uWu Most power ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU most :33 hawm, :33 weast ÚwÚ knyowing iww, +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an i-iww ^-^ shape uWu good, +And ^-^ shape ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO gwace >w< though ^.^ he xDD had nyo wit. +I ^-^ saw him at OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ Awencon's once; +And >w< much xDD too wittwe >_> of UwU that good I ^-^ saw +^-^ Is my wepowt ^-^ to his gweat ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Anyothew >_> of ^.^ these ^w^ students at UwU that UwU time +>_> Was there with ^w^ him, ^-^ if I ^.^ have heard :3 a :33 twuth. +Bewownye uWu they caww him; uWu but :3 a mewwiew man, +xDD Within OwO the UwU wimit >_> of becoming mirth, +I never spent OwO an hour's talk :3 withaw. +His eye x3 begets >w< occasion uWu fow his wit, +>_< Fow every object UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye doth catch +The uWu othew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ miwth-moving >w< jest, +^w^ Which his fair tongue, ^-^ conceit's ^.^ expositow, +ÚwÚ Dewivews in such :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious uWu wowds +:33 That ;;w;; aged ears xDD pway ÚwÚ twuant at his tales, +And ^.^ youngew :33 heawings awe ^-^ quite ravished; +^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> vowubwe :3 is his ^w^ discouwse. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God bless my >w< wadies! uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww in love, +:33 That every ^-^ onye xDD hew >_> own ;;w;; hath garnished +x3 With such ^.^ bedecking :33 ownyaments >_> of x3 pwaise? +OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Boyet. + +;;w;; We-entew BOYET + +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyow, what >_> admittance, UwU wowd? +xDD BOYET. Nyavawwe xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw fair :33 appwoach, +And ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his UwU competitows in OwO oath +Were >w< aww address'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet you, gentwe >w< wady, +Before I x3 came. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^.^ have learnt: +ÚwÚ He wathew :3 means ^-^ to lodge you in OwO the field, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that comes here ^-^ to UwU besiege his couwt, +>w< Than >w< seek :3 a ^.^ dispensation uWu fow his ^-^ oath, +ÚwÚ To let you ÚwÚ entew his unpeopled >_< house. +UwU [The WADIES-IN-WAITING >_< mask] + +x3 Entew xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, OwO DUMAIN, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' I ^w^ give you xDD back ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and 'wewcome' I +^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> yet. The >_< woof >_> of :3 this couwt :3 is xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be xDD youws, ÚwÚ and +^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wide fields xDD too base ^-^ to >w< be x3 minye. +^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be welcome, UwU madam, ^-^ to my couwt. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; OwO conduct me thithew. +^w^ KING. >w< Heaw uWu me, dear >_> wady: I ^.^ have sworn OwO an :33 oath- +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Our OwO Wady ^w^ hewp my wowd! He'll >w< be ^-^ fowswown. +^w^ KING. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the UwU wowwd, fair UwU madam, uWu by my uWu wiww. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu wiww uWu shaww >_< bweak xDD it; wiww, ÚwÚ and nyothing +>w< ewse. +^w^ KING. Your ladyship :3 is ^w^ ignyowant what ^.^ it is. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Were my lord so, his xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wise, +:3 Whewe :3 nyow his knowledge >w< must ^w^ pwuv ^.^ ignyowance. +I hear >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath sworn >_< out ^.^ house-keeping. +^.^ 'Tis >_> deadwy xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep UwU that ^-^ oath, my lord, +And xDD sin ^-^ to >_< bweak it. +But pawdon uWu me, I x3 am xDD too ^w^ sudden uWu bowd; +ÚwÚ To teach :3 a teacher i-iww >_> beseemeth >_> me. +Vouchsafe ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of my ^w^ coming, +And :33 suddenwy :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. [Giving :3 a >_> papew] +^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I wiww, ^-^ if :33 suddenwy I OwO may. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu YOU uWu Wiww OwO the sooner UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ away, +>_< Fow ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ if you ^-^ make me >_> stay. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? +KATHARINE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ did. +KATHARINE. OwO How needless ÚwÚ was ^.^ it then ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask OwO the ^-^ question! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so ^w^ quick. +KATHARINE. ^.^ 'Tis wong >_> of you, UwU that xDD spuw me with such ^w^ questions. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your ÚwÚ wit xDD 's xDD too hot, ^.^ it ÚwÚ speeds xDD too :3 fast, 'twill ;;w;; tiwe. +KATHARINE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it xDD weave OwO the >_< widew in OwO the mire. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. What UwU time o' day? +KATHARINE. The hour UwU that fools shouwd ask. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow fair befall >_> youw ^.^ mask! +KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the ;;w;; face ^.^ it ^-^ cuvws! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. And ^-^ send you many lovers! +KATHARINE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so you >w< be none. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then uWu wiww I >w< be gone. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw fathew here doth ;;w;; intimate +The ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; +>_> Being uWu but OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of OwO an uWu entiwe sum +Disbursed uWu by my fathew in his ;;w;; waws. +But uWu say UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ ow >_> we, as neither x3 have, +:3 Weceiv'd UwU that >w< sum, ÚwÚ yet there remains >w< unpaid +OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 mowe, in ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the which, +>_< Onye part >_> of OwO Aquitainye :3 is bound ^-^ to >w< us, +UwU Awthough ^.^ nyot vawued ^-^ to OwO the money's worth. +>w< If then OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew uWu wiww restore +But UwU that ^-^ onye half ;;w;; which :3 is unsatisfied, +We uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight in ;;w;; Aquitainye, +And howd fair friendship with his Majesty. +But UwU that, ^.^ it seems, ^.^ he wittwe UwU puwposeth, +>_< Fow here ^.^ he doth >_> demand ^-^ to ^.^ have wepaid +OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ demands, +uWu On ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand cwowns, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his title live in xDD Aquitainye; +^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< much wathew xDD had xDD depawt ^-^ withaw, +And ^.^ have OwO the money uWu by ^-^ ouw fathew went, +>w< Than OwO Aquitainye OwO so ^.^ gewded as ^.^ it is. +UwU Deaw uWu Pwincess, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his wequests OwO so :3 faw +From weason's >w< yiewding, >_> youw fair uWu sewf shouwd ^-^ make +OwO A yielding >w< 'gainst >w< some reason in my ^w^ bweast, +And >w< go ;;w;; weww ;;w;; satisfied ^-^ to Fwance again. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You ^-^ do OwO the UwU King my fathew xDD too >w< much ^.^ wwong, +And :33 wwong OwO the weputation >_> of >_> youw uWu nyame, +UwU In OwO so ^-^ unseeming ^-^ to x3 confess ^-^ weceipt +x3 Of UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO so >_> faithfuwwy >_< been >_< paid. +^w^ KING. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never heard >_> of xDD it; +And, ^-^ if you ^w^ pwuv it, I'll repay ^.^ it xDD back +Ow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up Aquitainye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We arrest >_> youw :33 wowd. +:33 Boyet, you can >_> pwoduce acquittances +>_< Fow such :3 a sum ^-^ fwom speciaw >_< officews +x3 Of Charles his father. +^w^ KING. Satisfy me ÚwÚ so. +xDD BOYET. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the >_< packet :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD come, +:3 Whewe UwU that ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ speciawties awe >_< bound; +>w< To-mowwow you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a OwO sight >_> of ^.^ them. +^w^ KING. ^w^ It uWu shaww suffice me; at ;;w;; which interview +^-^ Aww >_> wibewaw reason I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. +OwO Meantime weceive such ^-^ wewcome at my hand +UwU As xDD honyouw, ^-^ without :33 bweach >_> of xDD honyouw, ^-^ may +UwU Make >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ wowthinyess. +You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD come, fair uWu Pwincess, within my ^.^ gates; +But here ^-^ without you uWu shaww >w< be OwO so receiv'd +UwU As you uWu shaww ^.^ deem yourself :33 wodg'd in my xDD heawt, +^-^ Though OwO so ;;w;; denyied fair OwO hawbouw in my >_< house. +Your >_> own good >_> thoughts ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and faweweww. +>w< To-mowwow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< visit you again. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet OwO heawth ÚwÚ and fair desires >w< consowt >_> youw +Grace! +^w^ KING. x3 Thy >_> own ^w^ wish ^w^ wish I ÚwÚ thee in every :3 pwace. +Exit with attendants +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Lady, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do my commendations; +I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see it. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I would you heard ^.^ it groan. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Is OwO the OwO foow OwO sick? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Sick at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Awack, let ^.^ it bwood. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Wouwd UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 good? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ÚwÚ physic :33 says 'ay.' +^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu Wiww uWu YOU :33 pwick't with >_> youw x3 eye? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ point, with my knife. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, :3 God :33 save >w< thy life! +^.^ WOSAWINyE. And x3 youws ^-^ fwom wong ^w^ wiving! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot stay ^w^ thanksgiving. [Wetiwing] +DUMAIN. >_> Siw, I pray you, :3 a uWu wowd: what wady :3 is UwU that same? +xDD BOYET. The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, Kathawinye xDD hew >w< nyame. +DUMAIN. OwO A x3 gawwant ^-^ wady! Monsieur, fare you :33 weww. Exit +WONGAVIWWE. I uWu beseech you :3 a uWu wowd: what :3 is ^.^ she in OwO the :3 white? +xDD BOYET. OwO A ^-^ woman OwO sometimes, OwO an you ^-^ saw xDD hew in OwO the >_> wight. +WONGAVIWWE. :3 Pewchance ^.^ wight in OwO the >_> wight. I desiwe xDD hew >w< nyame. +xDD BOYET. She ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye uWu fow herself; ^-^ to desiwe UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< shame. +WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose ^.^ daughtew? +xDD BOYET. Her mothew's, I ^.^ have UwU heawd. +WONGAVIWWE. God's xDD bwessing uWu on >_> youw OwO beawd! +xDD BOYET. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; +She :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Falconbridge. +WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Nyay, my choler :3 is OwO ended. +She :3 is :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet >_< wady. +xDD BOYET. :3 Nyot uWu unwike, siw; UwU that ^-^ may UwU be. Exit WONGAVIWWE +^-^ BEWOWNyE. What's xDD hew name in OwO the ^-^ cap? +xDD BOYET. Wosawinye, uWu by good >_< hap. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^w^ wedded ^w^ ow nyo? +xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To xDD hew wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. You awe welcome, siw; ;;w;; adieu! +xDD BOYET. Farewell ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to you. +Exit ^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu WADIES >w< Unmask +x3 MAWIA. :33 That last :3 is Bewownye, OwO the >_> mewwy mad-cap ^w^ wowd; +:3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd with him uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ jest. +xDD BOYET. And every ÚwÚ jest uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of you ^-^ to UwU take him at his +:33 wowd. +xDD BOYET. I ÚwÚ was as willing ^-^ to >_< gwappwe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to x3 boawd. +KATHARINE. >w< Two ^.^ hot >_< sheeps, marry! +xDD BOYET. And xDD whewefowe ^.^ nyot ships? +:3 Nyo sheep, ^w^ sweet ^w^ wamb, unwess ^-^ we :33 feed uWu on >_> youw lips. +KATHARINE. You ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and I OwO pastuwe- uWu shaww UwU that finish OwO the jest? +xDD BOYET. ^w^ So you gwant ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow >_> me. [Offewing ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew] +KATHARINE. :3 Nyot so, gentwe ÚwÚ beast; +UwU My lips awe nyo ;;w;; common, >w< though uWu sevewaw uWu they UwU be. +xDD BOYET. Bewonging ^-^ to >_< whom? +KATHARINE. ÚwÚ To my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and >_> me. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good xDD wits uWu wiww >w< be jangwing; ;;w;; but, gentwes, +^w^ agwee; +:3 This civil OwO waw >_> of xDD wits ;;w;; wewe >w< much better used +uWu On Nyavawwe ÚwÚ and his uWu book-men, uWu fow here 'tis abused. +xDD BOYET. >w< If my >w< obsewvation, ;;w;; which vewy uWu sewdom :3 wies, +By OwO the ^w^ heawt's still ^w^ whetowic ^.^ discwosed with >_> eyes, +Deceive me ^.^ nyot nyow, Nyavawwe :3 is >_< infected. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 With ;;w;; what? +xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we lovers entitle OwO 'affected.' +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Your weason? +xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww his behaviours >_> did ^-^ make theiw retire +ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt >_> of his eye, ÚwÚ peeping thowough desire. +His xDD heawt, >_< wike OwO an agate, with >_> youw x3 pwint >_> impwessed, +Proud with his >_> fowm, in his eye uWu pwide expwessed; +His tongue, >w< aww impatient ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> see, +OwO Did xDD stumbwe with haste in his uWu eyesight ^-^ to ^w^ be; +^-^ Aww UwU senses ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense >_> did ^-^ make theiw xDD wepaiw, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feew only looking uWu on ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of x3 faiw. +uWu Methought >w< aww his UwU senses ;;w;; wewe wock'd in his eye, +UwU As jewews in crystal uWu fow >w< some pwince ^-^ to OwO buy; +Who, tend'ring theiw >_> own wowth ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ gwass'd, +OwO Did point you ^-^ to ^-^ buy ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ awong as you ^-^ pass'd. +His :3 face's >_> own mawgent >_> did ^.^ quote such ÚwÚ amazes +:33 That >w< aww eyes ^-^ saw his eyes uWu enchanted with gazes. +I'll ^w^ give you OwO Aquitainye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is his, +An you ^w^ give him uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but ^-^ onye :33 woving ;;w;; kiss. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw pavilion. ÚwÚ Boyet :3 is :3 dispos'd. +xDD BOYET. But ^-^ to speak UwU that in uWu wowds ;;w;; which his eye ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ discwos'd; +I only ^.^ have :3 made :3 a OwO mouth >_> of his eye, +By ^w^ adding :3 a :33 tongue ;;w;; which I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. +x3 MAWIA. Thou art OwO an ^.^ owd wuv-mongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speakest skilfully. +KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 Cupid's OwO gwandfathew, ÚwÚ and >w< weawns UwU nyews >_> of >_> him. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was uWu Venyus >_< wike xDD hew mother; uWu fow xDD hew fathew :3 is uWu but +xDD gwim. +xDD BOYET. Do you OwO heaw, my mad ^w^ wenches? +x3 MAWIA. >_< Nyo. +xDD BOYET. >_> What, then; ^-^ do you see? +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ouw uWu way ^-^ to >w< be gone. +xDD BOYET. You awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and MOTH + +AWMADO. Warble, x3 chiwd; ^-^ make passionate my :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. +>_> [MOTH ;;w;; sings Concolinel] +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet air! Go, tenderness >_> of yeaws, UwU take :3 this key, ^w^ give +enwawgement ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ swain, bwing him x3 festinyatewy uWu hithew; I >w< must +x3 empwoy him in :3 a letter ^-^ to my wuv. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, uWu wiww you ^.^ win >_> youw love with :3 a xDD Fwench >_> bwaww? +AWMADO. OwO How UwU meanyest thou? Brawling in ^-^ Fwench? +;;w;; MOTH. No, my complete master; uWu but ^-^ to >_< jig x3 off :3 a xDD tunye at OwO the tongue's +end, x3 canyawy ^-^ to ^.^ it with >_> youw OwO feet, humouw ^.^ it with UwU tuwnying OwO up >_> youw +^-^ eyewids, sigh :3 a ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and sing :3 a nyote, sometime OwO thwough OwO the +ÚwÚ thwoat, as ^-^ if you swawwowed love with ;;w;; singing love, sometime +OwO thwough OwO the nyose, as ^-^ if you snyuff'd OwO up love uWu by >_< smewwing love, +with >_> youw ÚwÚ hat penthouse-like o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ shop >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, with +>_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu on >_> youw thin-belly doublet, >_< wike :3 a UwU wabbit uWu on :3 a +^-^ spit, ^w^ ow >_> youw ^.^ hands in >_> youw pocket, >_< wike :3 a man aftew OwO the ^.^ owd +^w^ painting; ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD too wong in ^-^ onye tunye, uWu but :3 a snip ÚwÚ and >_> away. +^.^ These awe x3 compwements, ^.^ these awe >_> humouws; ^.^ these :33 betway nice +>_> wenches, UwU that would >w< be betrayed ^-^ without these; ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them x3 men +>_> of :33 nyote- ^-^ do you ^-^ nyote me?- UwU that UwU most awe ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 these. +AWMADO. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; puwchased :3 this OwO expewience? +;;w;; MOTH. By my OwO penny >_> of ^w^ obsewvation. +AWMADO. But O- uWu but O- +;;w;; MOTH. The uWu hobby-howse :3 is ^-^ fowgot. +AWMADO. Caww'st :3 thou my love ^w^ 'hobby-howse'? +;;w;; MOTH. No, master; OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU cowt, ÚwÚ and >_> youw love +UwU pewhaps :3 a hacknyey. But ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw love? +AWMADO. >w< Awmost I xDD had. +;;w;; MOTH. Negligent UwU student! learn xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ heawt. +AWMADO. By OwO heawt ÚwÚ and in xDD heawt, ÚwÚ boy. +;;w;; MOTH. And >_< out >_> of xDD heawt, master; >w< aww x3 those three I uWu wiww >_< pwuv. +AWMADO. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ pwuv? +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A man, ^-^ if I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and this, >_> by, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without, x3 upon OwO the +>w< instant. By OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt cannyot come uWu by +UwU hew; in OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is in love with +UwU hew; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of OwO heawt you love UwU hew, being >_< out >_> of OwO heawt UwU that you +cannyot enjoy :3 hew. +AWMADO. I x3 am >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. +;;w;; MOTH. And three xDD times as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyothing at all. +AWMADO. x3 Fetch UwU hithew OwO the ^-^ swain; ^.^ he >w< must carry me :3 a letter. +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A xDD message ;;w;; weww :33 sympathiz'd- :3 a horse ^-^ to >w< be ambassador uWu fow OwO an +ass. +AWMADO. Ha, xDD ha, what >_> sayest thou? +;;w;; MOTH. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^-^ send OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 upon OwO the OwO howse, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is +vewy swow-gaited. But I ^.^ go. +AWMADO. The uWu way :3 is uWu but ^-^ showt; >_> away. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU As swift as ^.^ wead, sir. +AWMADO. The :33 meanying, pwetty xDD ingenyious? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead :3 a >w< metaw ;;w;; heavy, dull, ÚwÚ and uWu swow? +;;w;; MOTH. xDD Minyime, >w< honyest master; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 mastew, nyo. +AWMADO. I uWu say ;;w;; wead :3 is swow. +;;w;; MOTH. You awe xDD too xDD swift, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu say :3 so: +^-^ Is UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu swow ;;w;; which :3 is fir'd ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ gun? +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ smoke >_> of rhetoric! +ÚwÚ He reputes me :3 a cannyon; ÚwÚ and OwO the bullet, that's xDD he; +I >_> shoot ÚwÚ thee at OwO the swain. +;;w;; MOTH. Thump, then, ÚwÚ and I xDD fwee. Exit +AWMADO. OwO A UwU most acute juvenyaw; :3 vowabwe ÚwÚ and free >_> of x3 gwace! +By >w< thy >_< favouw, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wewkin, I >w< must sigh in >w< thy ^.^ face; +uWu Most wude mewanchowy, valour gives ÚwÚ thee :3 pwace. +UwU My xDD hewawd :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. + +;;w;; We-entew MOTH with ^w^ COSTAWD + +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A >_< wondew, >w< mastew! >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. +AWMADO. uWu Some enigma, >w< some uWu widdwe; xDD come, >w< thy l'envoy; begin. +COSTAWD. :3 Nyo :3 egma, nyo x3 widdwe, nyo l'envoy; nyo salve in OwO the x3 maiw, sir. +:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_< pwantain, :3 a ;;w;; pwain OwO pwantain; nyo l'envoy, nyo l'envoy; nyo +^-^ sawve, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a plantain! +AWMADO. By :3 viwtue :3 thou uWu enfowcest laughter; >w< thy ÚwÚ siwwy thought, my +>_< spween; OwO the ÚwÚ heaving >_> of my >_< wungs provokes me ^-^ to :33 widicuwous +^w^ smiwing. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my stars! ^-^ Doth OwO the ÚwÚ inconsidewate UwU take +salve uWu fow l'envoy, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wowd 'l'envoy' uWu fow :3 a >_> sawve? +;;w;; MOTH. Do OwO the xDD wise ÚwÚ think them other? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot w'envoy :3 a >_> sawve? +AWMADO. No, ^-^ page; ^.^ it :3 is OwO an epilogue ^w^ ow :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; pwain +uWu Some >_> obscuwe UwU pwecedence UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 tofowe >_< been ;;w;; sain. +I uWu wiww example OwO it: +The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, +Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. +There's OwO the >w< mowaw. Nyow OwO the w'envoy. +;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add OwO the w'envoy. Say OwO the :33 mowaw again. +AWMADO. The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, +Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. +;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, +And :33 stay'd OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. +Nyow uWu wiww I begin >_> youw moral, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you follow with my w'envoy. +The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, +Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. +AWMADO. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, +:33 Staying OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A good l'envoy, OwO ending in OwO the uWu goose; would you desiwe >_> mowe? +COSTAWD. The :3 boy ;;w;; hath :3 sowd him :3 a :3 bawgain, :3 a ^-^ goose, that's ^-^ fwat. +>_> Siw, >_> youw uWu pennywowth :3 is uWu good, OwO an >_> youw >_> goose >w< be xDD fat. +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww :3 a :3 bawgain ;;w;; weww :3 is as ÚwÚ cunnying as fast ÚwÚ and >_< woose; +>_> Wet me see: :3 a UwU fat l'envoy; ^-^ ay, that's :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ goose. +AWMADO. Come hithew, come hithew. OwO How >_> did :3 this awgument >_> begin? +;;w;; MOTH. By ^.^ saying UwU that :3 a ^.^ costawd ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. +;;w;; Then xDD caww'd you uWu fow OwO the w'envoy. +COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and I uWu fow :3 a plantain. ÚwÚ Thus came >_> youw awgument in; +;;w;; Then OwO the xDD boy's UwU fat l'envoy, OwO the >_> goose UwU that you bought; +And ^.^ he UwU ended OwO the mawket. +AWMADO. But tell :3 me: how ÚwÚ was there :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin? +;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww tell you x3 sensibwy. +COSTAWD. Thou x3 hast nyo feeling >_> of it, ^w^ Moth; I uWu wiww speak UwU that +w'envoy. +OwO I, >_> Costawd, x3 wunnying out, UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO safewy ÚwÚ within, +x3 Feww xDD uvw OwO the threshold ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke my shin. +AWMADO. We uWu wiww talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this OwO mattew. +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Tiww there >w< be ^-^ mowe matter in OwO the shin. +AWMADO. Sirrah ÚwÚ Costawd. I uWu wiww enfwanchise thee. +COSTAWD. :33 O, :33 Mawwy me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Frances! I smell >w< some l'envoy, >w< some +^-^ goose, in ÚwÚ this. +AWMADO. By my ^w^ sweet >_> souw, I UwU mean setting ÚwÚ thee at wibewty, +;;w;; enfweedoming >w< thy ^-^ pewson; :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ immuwed, ;;w;; westwainyed, +:3 captivated, bound. +COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, true; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you uWu wiww >w< be my ^.^ puwgation, ÚwÚ and let me +uWu woose. +AWMADO. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wibewty, xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom durance; :3 and, in +^.^ wieu thereof, impose uWu on ÚwÚ thee nyothing uWu but :33 this: bear :3 this +:33 signyificant ;;w;; [giving :3 a letter] ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; countwy maid ^w^ Jaquenyetta; +there :3 is remuneration, uWu fow OwO the :33 best OwO wawd >_> of >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 is +rewarding my UwU dependents. Moth, OwO fowwow. Exit +;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, :3 I. UwU Signyiow >_> Costawd, ^.^ adieu. +COSTAWD. UwU My ^w^ sweet ^w^ ounce >_> of ÚwÚ man's x3 fwesh, my xDD incony xDD Jew! +Exit MOTH +Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his ÚwÚ wemunyewation. >_< Wemunyewation! :33 O, that's OwO the +Watin >_> wowd uWu fow three fawthings. >_< Thwee uWu fawthings- ÚwÚ wemunyewation. +OwO 'What's OwO the x3 pwice >_> of :3 this x3 inkwe?'- >_< 'Onye ^-^ penny.'- >_> 'Nyo, I'll ^w^ give +you :3 a x3 wemunyewation.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it >_> cawwies it. >_< Wemunyewation! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is +:3 a ^-^ faiwew name than xDD Fwench ^w^ cwown. I uWu wiww never ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >_< out >_> of +:3 this :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew UwU BEWOWNyE + +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My good ^.^ knyave >_> Costawd, UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^w^ met! +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, how >w< much xDD cawnyation ribbon ^-^ may :3 a man ^-^ buy uWu fow +:3 a >_> wemunyewation? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. What :3 is :3 a >_> wemunyewation? +COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO hawfpenny fawthing. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then, UwU thwee-fawthing wowth >_> of siwk. +COSTAWD. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. :3 God >w< be wi' xDD you! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stay, slave; I >w< must x3 empwoy thee. +UwU As :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ win my >_< favouw, good my >_< knyave, +Do ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu fow me UwU that I uWu shaww entreat. +COSTAWD. When would you ^.^ have ^.^ it >_< donye, sir? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :33 aftewnyoon. +COSTAWD. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, siw; fare you :33 weww. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. +COSTAWD. I uWu shaww >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, when I ^.^ have x3 donye it. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow >_> fiwst. +COSTAWD. I uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship to-morrow x3 mownying. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be x3 donye :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. +Hawk, slave, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 this: +The ^w^ Pwincess comes ^-^ to uWu hunt here in OwO the park, +And in xDD hew x3 twain there :3 is :3 a gentwe lady; +When ^.^ tongues speak ^.^ sweetwy, then uWu they name xDD hew uWu nyame, +And UwU Wosawinye uWu they caww :3 hew. ^-^ Ask uWu fow UwU hew, +And ^-^ to xDD hew >_> white hand UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend +:3 This seaw'd-up x3 counsew. There's >w< thy guewdon; ^.^ go. +[Giving him :3 a ^.^ shiwwing] +COSTAWD. Gardon, :3 O ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! better than remuneration; :3 a +;;w;; 'weven-pence farthing bettew; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, +;;w;; siw, in print. :3 Gawdon- remuneration! Exit +^-^ BEWOWNyE. And OwO I, :33 fowsooth, in :33 wuv; OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ wuv's OwO whip; +OwO A vewy beadwe ^-^ to :3 a UwU humowous sigh; +OwO A :3 cwitic, xDD nyay, :3 a ÚwÚ nyight-watch ÚwÚ constabwe; +OwO A dominyeewing pedant o'ew OwO the OwO boy, +>w< Than xDD whom nyo x3 mowtaw OwO so >w< magnyificent! +:3 This ^.^ wimpwed, x3 whinying, purblind, wayward OwO boy, +:3 This x3 senyiow-junyiow, giant-dwarf, :3 Dan >_< Cupid; +x3 Wegent >_> of ^-^ wuv-whymes, lord >_> of fowded uWu awms, +^-^ Th' >_> anyointed x3 suvweign >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, +Liege >_> of >w< aww loiterers ÚwÚ and mawcontents, +x3 Dwead pwince >_> of plackets, ;;w;; king >_> of uWu codpieces, +^-^ Sowe :33 impewatow, ÚwÚ and gweat ^w^ genyewaw +x3 Of trotting pawitows. :3 O my wittwe >_< heawt! +And I ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cowpowaw >_> of his field, +And wear his colours >_< wike :3 a >_> tumbwew's OwO hoop! +>_< What! I love, I OwO sue, I >w< seek :3 a ^.^ wife- +OwO A woman, UwU that :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Gewman clock, +OwO Stiww a-repairing, >w< evew >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, +And never ^-^ going OwO awight, being :3 a xDD watch, +But being ^w^ watch'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may still >w< go OwO wight! +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, ;;w;; which :3 is wowst >_> of uWu aww; +And, UwU among ^w^ thwee, ^-^ to love OwO the wowst >_> of aww, +OwO A whitely >_< wanton with :3 a OwO vewvet brow, +x3 With two :3 pitch x3 bawws ÚwÚ stuck in xDD hew ;;w;; face uWu fow ^w^ eyes; +>w< Ay, :3 and, uWu by UwU heaven, ^-^ onye UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO the deed, +^-^ Though xDD Awgus ;;w;; wewe xDD hew OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ guawd. +And I ^-^ to sigh uWu fow her! ^-^ to watch uWu fow her! +ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow her! uWu Go to; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pwague +:33 That ;;w;; Cupid uWu wiww impose uWu fow my ^.^ nyegwect +x3 Of his almighty dreadful wittwe ^-^ might. +Weww, I uWu wiww love, write, >w< sigh, pray, OwO sue, ÚwÚ and :33 gwoan: +uWu Some x3 men >w< must love my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >w< some Joan. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, LORDS, :3 ATTENDANTS, +ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< FOWESTEW + +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was UwU that OwO the UwU King UwU that :33 spuww'd his horse OwO so +^-^ hawd +uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ steep uprising >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ hiww? +xDD BOYET. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Whoe'ew UwU 'a OwO was, UwU 'a show'd :3 a ÚwÚ mounting mind. +Weww, x3 wowds, OwO to-day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO dispatch; +uWu On ÚwÚ Satuwday ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +>_> Then, forester, my OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the :3 bush +:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the murderer OwO in? +FORESTER. Heweby, x3 upon OwO the >_> edge >_> of :33 yondew coppice; +OwO A ^.^ stand xDD whewe you ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I :3 thank my x3 beauty I x3 am fair UwU that ^-^ shoot, +And ^-^ theweupon :3 thou OwO speak'st OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. +FORESTER. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, uWu fow I meant ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> What, ;;w;; what? >w< Fiwst UwU pwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU again uWu say nyo? +:3 O showt-wiv'd pwide! :3 Nyot faiw? ;;w;; Awack uWu fow woe! +FORESTER. x3 Yes, UwU madam, x3 faiw. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, never x3 paint me UwU nyow; +:3 Whewe fair :3 is ;;w;; nyot, UwU pwaise cannyot OwO mend OwO the bwow. +Here, good my glass, UwU take :3 this uWu fow x3 tewwing ÚwÚ twue: +OwO [ UwU Giving him money] +^-^ Faiw ;;w;; payment uWu fow ;;w;; fouw uWu wowds :3 is ^-^ mowe than due. +FORESTER. Nyothing uWu but fair :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which you inhewit. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ See, >_> see, my x3 beauty uWu wiww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by mewit. +:3 O ^.^ hewesy in :33 faiw, x3 fit uWu fow ^.^ these x3 days! +OwO A giving ;;w;; hand, >w< though :3 fouw, uWu shaww ^.^ have fair :3 pwaise. +But xDD come, OwO the xDD bow. Nyow UwU mewcy :33 goes ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, +And uWu shooting ;;w;; weww :3 is then ;;w;; accounted x3 iww; +ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I :33 save my ÚwÚ cwedit in OwO the :33 shoot: +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ wounding, ^-^ pity would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ do't; +>w< If ÚwÚ wounding, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to show my skill, +:33 That ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU pwaise than OwO puwpose meant ^-^ to kill. +And, >_< out >_> of ^.^ question, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ sometimes: +^w^ Gwowy grows OwO guiwty >_> of :3 detested ^.^ cwimes, +^w^ When, uWu fow ^w^ fame's UwU sake, uWu fow :33 pwaise, OwO an >_> outwawd UwU pawt, +We ^-^ bend ^-^ to UwU that OwO the >_< wowking >_> of OwO the >_> heawt; +UwU As I uWu fow UwU pwaise :3 awonye :3 nyow >w< seek ^-^ to uWu spiww +The UwU poow deew's UwU bwood UwU that my OwO heawt :3 means nyo ill. +xDD BOYET. Do ^.^ nyot curst ;;w;; wives howd UwU that self-sovereignty +>_> Onwy uWu fow UwU pwaise UwU sake, when uWu they ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< be +^.^ Wowds o'ew theiw wowds? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 affowd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any wady UwU that subdues :3 a :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD + +xDD BOYET. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a membew >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. +COSTAWD. :3 God ^-^ dig-you-den all! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the head >w< wady? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow UwU hew, fewwow, uWu by OwO the west UwU that +^.^ have nyo xDD heads. +COSTAWD. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest >w< wady, OwO the >w< highest? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tallest. +COSTAWD. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwest! ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; >w< twuth :3 is :33 twuth. +An >_> youw x3 waist, mistress, ;;w;; wewe as x3 swendew as my wit, +>_< Onye o' ^.^ these ^.^ maids' girdles uWu fow >_> youw >_> waist shouwd >w< be ^.^ fit. +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you OwO the >_> chief ^-^ woman? You awe OwO the OwO thickest here. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What's >_> youw wiww, sir? What's >_> youw x3 wiww? +COSTAWD. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom :33 Monsieuw Bewownye ^-^ to ^-^ onye +OwO Wady ^.^ Wosawinye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 O, >w< thy letter, >w< thy >_< wettew! >w< He's :3 a good fwiend +>_> of x3 minye. +Stand :33 aside, good ÚwÚ beawew. :33 Boyet, you can ^-^ cawve. +:33 Bweak OwO up :3 this uWu capon. +xDD BOYET. I x3 am bound ^-^ to uWu sewve. +:3 This letter :3 is >w< mistook; ^.^ it importeth UwU nyonye here. +^w^ It :3 is :3 wwit ^-^ to Jaquenyetta. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it, I uWu sweaw. +:33 Bweak OwO the neck >_> of OwO the ^.^ wax, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye ^w^ give OwO eaw. +xDD BOYET. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By UwU heaven, UwU that :3 thou art fair :3 is UwU most :3 infawwibwe; +OwO twue UwU that :3 thou art beauteous; >w< twuth itsewf UwU that :3 thou art xDD wuvwy. +Mowe ^-^ faiwew than :33 faiw, xDD beautifuw than >_> beauteous, twuew than >w< twuth +itself, ^.^ have uWu commisewation uWu on >w< thy UwU hewoicaw >_< vassaw. The +^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most iwwustwate ;;w;; king ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD set eye x3 upon OwO the +pernicious ÚwÚ and indubitate >_< beggaw >w< Zenyewophon; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that +UwU might >w< wightwy ÚwÚ say, 'Venyi, vidi, vici'; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >w< annyothanyize in +OwO the vulgar,- :3 O base ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe >_< vuwgaw!- videwicet, ÚwÚ He >w< came, ;;w;; saw, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. ÚwÚ He >w< came, UwU onye; ;;w;; saw, >_> two; uvwcame, xDD thwee. OwO Who xDD came?- +OwO the xDD king. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ come?- ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he see?-to xDD uvwcome. +ÚwÚ To xDD whom came ^w^ he?- ^-^ to OwO the :3 beggaw. What ^-^ saw ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. OwO Who +:33 uvwcame ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. The >_> concwusion :3 is xDD victowy; uWu on uWu whose +x3 side?- OwO the uWu king's. The :33 captive :3 is >_> enwich'd; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the +beggaw's. The ^-^ catastwophe :3 is :3 a :3 nyuptiaw; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the +uWu king's. No, uWu on uWu both in one, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye in >_> both. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ king, uWu fow OwO so +^-^ stands OwO the comparison; :3 thou OwO the :33 beggaw, uWu fow OwO so witnesseth >w< thy +wowwinyess. :33 Shaww I xDD command >w< thy love? I OwO may. :33 Shaww I enforce >w< thy +love? I uWu couwd. :33 Shaww I entweat >w< thy love? I uWu wiww. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou +exchange uWu fow xDD wags?- :33 wobes, uWu fow tittwes?- titles, uWu fow thysewf? +:3 -me. ÚwÚ Thus xDD expecting >w< thy ^w^ wepwy, I ^.^ pwofanye my lips uWu on >w< thy ^.^ foot, my +eyes uWu on >w< thy picture, ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt uWu on >w< thy every pawt. +>_< Thinye in OwO the ;;w;; deawest x3 design >_> of xDD industwy, +OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO. + +x3 'Thus OwO dost :3 thou hear OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean x3 wion :3 woaw +'Gainst ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ wamb, UwU that UwU standest as his prey; +^-^ Submissive ^-^ faww his >_< pwincewy :3 feet OwO befowe, +And ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< fowage uWu wiww :33 incwinye ^-^ to play. +But ^-^ if :3 thou strive, UwU poow >_> souw, what awe :3 thou ^.^ then? +Food uWu fow his wage, wepastuwe uWu fow his den.' +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What ^w^ pwume >_> of ÚwÚ feathews :3 is ^.^ he UwU that indited :3 this +>_> wettew? +What vane? What weathewcock? OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO bettew? +xDD BOYET. I x3 am >w< much >w< deceived uWu but I wemembew OwO the >_< stywe. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Else >_> youw memowy :3 is :33 bad, ^-^ going o'ew ^.^ it +x3 ewewhiwe. +xDD BOYET. :3 This Armado :3 is :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd, UwU that >_< keeps here in >_> couwt; +OwO A xDD phantasime, :3 a >_> Monyawcho, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that makes uWu spowt +ÚwÚ To OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and his book-mates. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou fewwow, :3 a :33 wowd. +OwO Who >_> gave ÚwÚ thee :3 this >_> wettew? +COSTAWD. I told >w< you: my :33 wowd. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouldst :3 thou ^w^ give it? +COSTAWD. From my lord ^-^ to my >_< wady. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. From ;;w;; which lord ^-^ to ;;w;; which >w< wady? +COSTAWD. From my Wowd Bewownye, :3 a good ^w^ mastew >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +ÚwÚ To :3 a wady >_> of Fwance UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd ^.^ Wosawinye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken his letter. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, +>_> away. +uWu [To x3 WOSAWINyE] Here, ;;w;; sweet, >w< put OwO up ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be UwU thinye another +day. >_< Exeunt UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ and x3 TWAIN +xDD BOYET. OwO Who :3 is OwO the shooter? ^-^ who :3 is OwO the shooter? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I teach you ^-^ to uWu knyow? +xDD BOYET. >w< Ay, my ÚwÚ continyent >_> of ^w^ beauty. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she UwU that uWu beaws OwO the xDD bow. +:3 Finyewy >w< put >_< off! +xDD BOYET. UwU My wady :33 goes ^-^ to :33 kiww :33 howns; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< mawwy, +>w< Hang me uWu by OwO the neck, ^-^ if howns UwU that yeaw miscarry. +:3 Finyewy >w< put :33 on! +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Weww then, I x3 am OwO the ^w^ shootew. +xDD BOYET. And ^-^ who :3 is >_> youw deew? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< If ^-^ we OwO choose uWu by OwO the >_< howns, yourself come ^.^ nyot >w< nyeaw. +:3 Finyewy >w< put uWu on uWu indeed! +x3 MAWIA. You OwO Stiww ^w^ wwangwe with UwU hew, :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she strikes at OwO the +bwow. +xDD BOYET. But ^.^ she x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 hit wowew. >_< Have I :3 hit xDD hew ^w^ nyow? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee with OwO an ^.^ owd >_< saying, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man +when UwU King ^.^ Pepin >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe OwO boy, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit +it? +xDD BOYET. ^w^ So I ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ onye as >_> owd, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ woman when +Queen Guinyevew >_> of Britain ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe wench, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit +it. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< [Singing] +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, :3 hit it, :3 hit it, +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, my good xDD man. +xDD BOYET. An I :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, +An I :33 cannyot, another ^.^ can. +>_< Exeunt ROSALINE ÚwÚ and KATHARINE +COSTAWD. By my ^w^ twoth, UwU most pweasant! OwO How uWu both >_> did x3 fit ^.^ it! +x3 MAWIA. OwO A mark ^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; uWu fow uWu they uWu both >_> did :3 hit it. +xDD BOYET. OwO A OwO mawk! :33 O, mark uWu but UwU that OwO mawk! OwO A ^-^ mawk, :33 says my ^-^ wady! +>_> Wet OwO the mark ^.^ have :3 a :3 pwick ^w^ in't, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mete at, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. +x3 MAWIA. >_< Wide o' OwO the OwO bow-hand! uWu I' :33 faith, >_> youw hand :3 is >_< out. +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU 'a >w< must >_> shoot xDD nyeawew, ^w^ ow :3 he'ww :33 nye'ew :3 hit OwO the +cwout. +xDD BOYET. An ^-^ if my hand >w< be out, then belike >_> youw hand :3 is in. +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ she >_< get OwO the ^w^ upshoot uWu by :33 cweaving OwO the pin. +x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you talk gweasiwy; >_> youw lips gwow foul. +COSTAWD. x3 She's xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow you at uWu pwicks, siw; challenge xDD hew ^-^ to +>_< boww. +xDD BOYET. I ;;w;; feaw xDD too >w< much :33 wubbing; ;;w;; good-nyight, my good owl. +>_< Exeunt BOYET ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA +COSTAWD. By my >_> souw, :3 a ^.^ swain, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; cwown! +:3 Wowd, Lord! how OwO the ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< put him ÚwÚ down! +>w< O' my ^w^ twoth, UwU most ^w^ sweet jests, UwU most xDD incony UwU vuwgaw :3 wit! +When ^.^ it comes OwO so smoothwy OwO off, OwO so obscenely, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO so ^.^ fit. +Armado :3 a th' ÚwÚ t'onye ^w^ side- :33 O, :3 a UwU most dainty ^w^ man! +ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ wawk before :3 a wady ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear xDD hew >_> fan! +ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and how UwU most OwO sweetwy UwU 'a uWu wiww sweaw! +And his ;;w;; page :3 a x3 t' uWu othew >w< side, UwU that :3 handfuw >_> of :3 wit! +xDD Ah, uWu heavens, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pathetical nyit! +>w< Sowa, :3 sowa! Exit ^w^ COSTAWD + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^.^ pawk + +From OwO the uWu shooting ÚwÚ within, ÚwÚ entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Very reverent sport, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and x3 donye in OwO the OwO testimony >_> of +:3 a good >_< conscience. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ;;w;; deew OwO was, as you >w< knyow, sanguis, in bwood; wipe as +OwO the pomewater, ^-^ who :3 nyow >_> hangeth >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew in OwO the ear >_> of caewo, +OwO the UwU sky, OwO the ^-^ wewkin, OwO the ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and anon fawweth >_< wike :3 a >_< cwab uWu on +OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of terra, OwO the soiw, OwO the wand, OwO the xDD eawth. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Twuwy, ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, OwO the >w< epithets awe OwO sweetwy +x3 vawied, >_< wike :3 a :3 schowaw at OwO the least; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, I assuwe ye ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +:3 a >_> buck >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst head. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, haud ^-^ cwedo. +UwU DUWW. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most ^.^ bawbawous x3 intimation! ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of OwO insinyuation, +as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in xDD via, in >_< way, >_> of >w< expwication; x3 facewe, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, +:33 wepwication, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^-^ ostentawe, ^-^ to show, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, his +incwinyation, aftew his undwessed, unpolished, x3 unyeducated, +unpwunyed, untwainyed, ^w^ ow wathew xDD unwettewed, ^w^ ow :33 wathewest +unconfirmed x3 fashion, ^-^ to insewt UwU again my haud ÚwÚ cwedo uWu fow :3 a deer. +UwU DUWW. I :33 Said OwO the ;;w;; deew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Twice-sod x3 simpwicity, bis :33 coctus! +:3 O :3 thou monster >_> Ignyowance, how ^w^ defowmed OwO dost :3 thou xDD wook! +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath never ^-^ fed >_> of OwO the UwU dainties UwU that awe bwed in +:3 a ^.^ book; +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot xDD eat paper, as ^.^ it >w< wewe; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot dwunk xDD ink; his +;;w;; intewwect :3 is ^.^ nyot replenished; ^.^ he :3 is only OwO an :3 anyimaw, only sensible +in OwO the >_< duwwew OwO pawts; +And such xDD bawwen pwants awe xDD set before OwO us UwU that ^-^ we thankfuw shouwd +be- +^w^ Which ^-^ we >_> of ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ and feeling :3 awe- uWu fow x3 those pawts UwU that ^-^ do +fwuctify in OwO us ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. +>_< Fow as ^.^ it would i-iww ÚwÚ become me ^-^ to >w< be vain, UwU indiscweet, ^w^ ow :3 a fool, +UwU So, ;;w;; wewe there :3 a patch xDD set uWu on weawnying, ^-^ to UwU see him in :3 a ;;w;; schoow. +But, omnye benye, uWu say OwO I, being >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd >_< fathew's mind: +>_> Many can ^.^ bwook OwO the weather UwU that love ^.^ nyot OwO the wind. +UwU DUWW. You two awe UwU book-men: can you tell me uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ wit +What ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd at OwO Cain's biwth that's ^.^ nyot five ;;w;; weeks ^.^ owd as +:3 yet? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Dictynnya, goodman >_> Duww; :33 Dictynnya, goodman ÚwÚ Duww. +UwU DUWW. What :3 is >_> Dictynnya? +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A title ^-^ to UwU Phoebe, ^-^ to Luna, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ^-^ moon ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd when :33 Adam ÚwÚ was nyo :3 mowe, +And ^w^ waught ^.^ nyot ^-^ to five ;;w;; weeks when ^.^ he came ^-^ to five-score. +^-^ Th' uWu awwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. +UwU DUWW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU indeed; OwO the xDD cowwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 God comfort >w< thy >w< capacity! I uWu say th' uWu awwusion howds in +OwO the >_> exchange. +UwU DUWW. And I uWu say OwO the >_> powusion howds in OwO the ÚwÚ exchange; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ moon :3 is +never uWu but :3 a month >_< owd; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ say, >_< beside, UwU that 'twas :3 a >_< pwicket +UwU that OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^.^ kiww'd. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, uWu wiww you hear OwO an >w< extempowaw ^-^ epitaph uWu on +OwO the death >_> of OwO the deew? And, ^-^ to humouw OwO the ignyowant, caww OwO the ;;w;; deew +OwO the ^w^ Pwincess xDD kiww'd :3 a pwicket. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Perge, good ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, perge, OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease +you ^-^ to :3 abwogate scurrility. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu Wiww xDD something :3 affect OwO the letter, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 awgues +faciwity. + +The pweyfuw ^w^ Pwincess pierc'd ÚwÚ and pwick'd :3 a pwetty >w< pweasing +pwicket. +uWu Some uWu say :3 a sore; uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> sowe ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow :3 made >_> sowe with xDD shooting. +The ;;w;; dogs >_> did yell; >w< put x3 ew ^-^ to sore, then sorel :33 jumps ^-^ fwom thicket- +Ow >_< pwicket sore, ^w^ ow ewse sorel; OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ faww a-hooting. +>w< If >_> sowe >w< be sore, then UwU W ^-^ to >_> sowe makes ^w^ fifty >_> sowes o' sorel. +x3 Of ^-^ onye >_> sowe I OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^-^ make uWu by ^w^ adding uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe >w< W. + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A x3 wawe ^-^ tawent! +UwU DUWW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If :3 a tawent >w< be :3 a claw, ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ he cwaws him with :3 a +;;w;; tawent. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> gift UwU that I x3 have, ;;w;; simpwe, uWu simpwe; :3 a foowish +extravagant ^.^ spiwit, :33 fuww >_> of forms, figuwes, shapes, objects, +ideas, ÚwÚ appwehensions, >_> motions, wevowutions. ^.^ These awe ;;w;; begot in +OwO the >_> ventwicwe >_> of memory, uWu nyouwish'd in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 pia uWu matew, ÚwÚ and +UwU dewivewed x3 upon OwO the ^-^ mewwowing >_> of ;;w;; occasion. But OwO the >_> gift :3 is good in +x3 those in xDD whom ^.^ it :3 is uWu acute, ÚwÚ and I x3 am thankfuw uWu fow it. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, I UwU pwaise OwO the Wowd uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ may my +parishioners; uWu fow theiw >_< sons awe ;;w;; weww tutor'd uWu by you, ÚwÚ and theiw +daughters >w< pwofit vewy OwO gweatwy uWu undew you. You awe :3 a good membew >_> of +OwO the :33 commonweawth. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Mehercle, ^-^ if theiw >_< sons >w< be x3 ingenyious, uWu they uWu shaww UwU want +nyo instruction; ^-^ if theiw daughters >w< be x3 capabwe, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to +them; ;;w;; but, vir sapit >_> qui :33 pauca :3 woquituw. OwO A ^w^ souw :33 feminyinye sawuteth +ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD + +JAQUENETTA. :3 God ^w^ give you good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Pewson. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ Mastew UwU Pewson, >_< quasi >_< pews-onye. And ^-^ if ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be +pierc'd ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ onye? +COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Schoowmastew, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is wikest ^-^ to :3 a +;;w;; hogshead. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Piercing :3 a :33 hogshead! OwO A good >w< wustwe >_> of uWu conceit in :3 a ÚwÚ tuwf +>_> of eawth; x3 fiwe enough uWu fow :3 a flint, ;;w;; peaww enough uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; swinye; 'tis +OwO pwetty; ^.^ it :3 is :33 weww. +JAQUENETTA. Good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, >w< be OwO so good as ;;w;; wead me :3 this :33 wettew; +^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by >_> Costawd, ÚwÚ and x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 Don ;;w;; Awmado. I +uWu beseech you ;;w;; wead it. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Fauste, UwU pwecow >w< gewida uWu quando pecus omnye ^.^ sub :3 umbwa +x3 Wuminyat- +ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. xDD Ah, good ^.^ owd Mantuan! I ^-^ may speak >_> of ÚwÚ thee as +OwO the :33 twavewwew doth >_> of :33 Venyice: +Venetia, Venetia, +Chi nyon ti xDD vede, nyon ti pwetia. +Old ^.^ Mantuan, ^.^ owd Mantuan! OwO Who >_< undewstandeth ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, +loves ÚwÚ thee nyot- +Ut, >_> we, xDD sow, wa, OwO mi, x3 fa. +^.^ Undew pawdon, ;;w;; siw, what awe OwO the contents? ^w^ ow wathew as +>_> Howace :33 says in UwU his- >_> What, my >_> souw, verses? +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and vewy learned. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Wet me hear :3 a staff, :3 a ;;w;; stanze, :3 a ÚwÚ vewse; >_> wege, :3 dominye. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'If love ^-^ make me xDD fowswown, how uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to +love? +xDD Ah, never :3 faith :33 couwd >_< howd, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 beauty ^w^ vowed! +^-^ Though ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf xDD fowswown, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I'll xDD faithfuw prove; +Those >_> thoughts ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe oaks, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wike uWu osiews >_< bowed. +Study his ^w^ bias uWu weaves, ÚwÚ and makes his book UwU thinye >_> eyes, +:3 Whewe >w< aww x3 those ÚwÚ pweasuwes live UwU that art would ^-^ compwehend. +>w< If knowledge >w< be OwO the ^-^ mawk, ^-^ to xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww suffice; +^.^ Weww ^w^ weawnyed :3 is UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ;;w;; weww can ÚwÚ thee x3 commend; +^-^ Aww ^w^ ignyowant UwU that ^w^ souw UwU that >_> sees ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without wonder; +^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ to me >w< some UwU pwaise UwU that I >w< thy pawts ;;w;; admiwe. +x3 Thy eye ÚwÚ Juv's :3 wightnying bears, >w< thy >w< voice his dreadful thunder, +>w< Which, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 angew ^-^ bent, :3 is music ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< fiwe. +xDD Cewestiaw as :3 thou :3 awt, :33 O, pawdon love :3 this ^.^ wwong, +:33 That singes >_< heaven's UwU pwaise with such OwO an earthly tongue.' +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You find ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; apostwophas, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ accent: +let me supervise OwO the canzonet. ;;w;; Hewe awe only ÚwÚ nyumbews ratified; +;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the ewegancy, facility, ÚwÚ and gowden >_< cadence >_> of poesy, +^w^ cawet. uWu Ovidius uWu Nyaso ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD man. And >_> why, :3 indeed, :33 'Nyaso' uWu but uWu fow +>_< smewwing >_< out OwO the >w< odowifewous >_> fwowews >_> of >w< fancy, OwO the jewks >_> of +invention? >w< Imitawi :3 is nothing: OwO so doth OwO the OwO hound his :3 mastew, OwO the +ape his x3 keepew, OwO the ^.^ tiwed horse his >_< widew. But, ;;w;; damosewwa UwU viwgin, +ÚwÚ was :3 this >_< diwected ^-^ to you? +JAQUENETTA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye :33 Monsieuw Bewownye, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stwange +UwU queen's wowds. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww UwU uvwgwance OwO the >_< supewscwipt: xDD 'To OwO the UwU snyow-white +hand >_> of OwO the UwU most uWu beauteous OwO Wady Rosaline.' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook UwU again uWu on +OwO the ;;w;; intewwect >_> of OwO the letter, uWu fow OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of OwO the party +:33 wwiting ^-^ to OwO the person written unto: 'Your ^w^ Wadyship's in >w< aww +desiwed employment, xDD Bewownye.' Sir Nathaniel, :3 this Bewownye :3 is ^-^ onye +>_> of OwO the ÚwÚ votawies with OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ;;w;; hath framed :3 a letter +^-^ to :3 a ^.^ sequent >_> of OwO the ^w^ stwangew UwU queen's ;;w;; which accidentawwy, ^w^ ow uWu by +OwO the uWu way >_> of ^w^ pwogwession, ;;w;; hath >w< miscawwied. ^-^ Twip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, my >w< sweet; +x3 dewivew :3 this paper OwO into OwO the :33 woyaw hand >_> of OwO the x3 King; ^.^ it ^-^ may +OwO concewn ^w^ much. uWu Stay ^.^ nyot >w< thy ;;w;; compwiment; I forgive >w< thy >_< duty. OwO Adieu. +JAQUENETTA. Good >_> Costawd, >w< go with >_> me. >_> Siw, :3 God :33 save >_> youw life! +COSTAWD. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, my giww. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this in OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, vewy +wewigiouswy; :3 and, as :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain fathew saith- +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of OwO the uWu fathew; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ cowouwabwe +colours. But ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO the verses: >_> did uWu they >w< pwease you, Sir +:33 Nyathanyiew? +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Mawvewwous ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ^.^ pen. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I ^-^ do uWu dinye OwO to-day at OwO the >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain pupiw >_> of +mine; where, ^.^ if, before ^.^ wepast, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ;;w;; gwatify +OwO the ^-^ tabwe with :3 a >w< gwace, I wiww, uWu on my UwU pwiviwege I ^.^ have with OwO the +parents >_> of OwO the foresaid >w< chiwd ^w^ ow ^-^ pupiw, >_< undewtake >_> youw xDD ben +OwO venyuto; xDD whewe I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv x3 those OwO vewses ^-^ to >w< be vewy unlearned, +neither savouring >_> of ;;w;; poetwy, wit, :3 nyow UwU invention. I uWu beseech >_> youw +UwU society. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. And :3 thank you :33 too; uWu fow >_> society, saith OwO the OwO text, :3 is OwO the +>w< happinyess >_> of wife. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. And OwO cewtes, OwO the ^w^ text UwU most >w< infawwibwy concwudes it. +uWu [To ^-^ DUWW] >_> Siw, I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you :33 too; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say me nay: +:33 pauca ^-^ vewba. :3 Away; OwO the ^w^ gentwes awe at theiw game, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to +^-^ ouw xDD wecweation. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, with :3 a paper his ^-^ band, :3 awonye + +^-^ BEWOWNyE. The UwU King ^.^ he :3 is x3 hunting OwO the >_> deew: I x3 am x3 couwsing ^-^ mysewf. +^.^ They ^.^ have >_> pitch'd :3 a toiw: I x3 am :3 towwing in :3 a ÚwÚ pitch- :3 pitch UwU that +ÚwÚ defiwes. xDD Defiwe! :3 a ;;w;; fouw :33 wowd. Weww, ;;w;; 'set ÚwÚ thee down, UwU sowwow!' uWu fow +OwO so uWu they uWu say OwO the OwO foow said, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu say OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> foow. ^.^ Weww +proved, wit. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 this love :3 is as mad as x3 Ajax: ^.^ it kiwws +sheep; ^.^ it kiwws :3 me- I :3 a sheep. ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ pwuvd UwU again o' my xDD side. I +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wuv; ^-^ if I uWu do, >_> hang >_> me. uWu I' :33 faith, I uWu wiww not. :33 O, uWu but xDD hew +xDD eye! By :3 this >_< wight, uWu but uWu fow xDD hew eye, I would ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ hew- yes, +uWu fow xDD hew two OwO eyes. Weww, I ^-^ do nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but >_< wie, ÚwÚ and +lie in my >_< thwoat. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ^-^ to +>_> whyme, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and here :3 is part >_> of my >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and +here my mewanchowy. Weww, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye o' my >_> sonnyets ;;w;; awweady; OwO the +:3 cwown ^-^ bowe it, OwO the OwO foow x3 sent it, ÚwÚ and OwO the wady ;;w;; hath OwO it: ^w^ sweet +UwU cwown, ^-^ sweetew fool, x3 sweetest ^-^ wady! By OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot +cawe :3 a :3 pin ^-^ if OwO the uWu othew three ;;w;; wewe in. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye with :3 a +papew; :3 God ^w^ give him OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ gwoan! +^-^ [Cwimbs OwO into :3 a tree] + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with :3 a paper + +^w^ KING. ^w^ Ay UwU me! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Shot, uWu by uWu heaven! Pwoceed, ^w^ sweet >_< Cupid; :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ thump'd +him with >w< thy UwU biwd-bowt uWu undew OwO the weft UwU pap. UwU In :33 faith, x3 secwets! +^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] +x3 'So ^w^ sweet :3 a ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gowden >_< sun gives ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying ^.^ dwops x3 upon OwO the :3 wose, +UwU As >w< thy ^-^ eye-beams, when theiw ^.^ fwesh ^-^ ways ^.^ have ^.^ smote +The night >_> of OwO dew UwU that uWu on my x3 cheeks ;;w;; down >_< fwows; +Nyow uWu shinyes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^-^ moon ^-^ onye half OwO so UwU bwight +^.^ Thwough OwO the :33 twanspawent uWu bosom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, +UwU As doth >w< thy ;;w;; face OwO thwough ;;w;; teaws >_> of >_< minye ^w^ give >_> wight. +Thou ^w^ shin'st in every >w< teaw UwU that I ^-^ do >w< weep; +:3 Nyo >_> dwop uWu but as :3 a ^.^ coach doth carry thee; +^w^ So >w< widest :3 thou UwU twiumphing in my ^w^ woe. +Do uWu but >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that sweww in uWu me, +And uWu they >w< thy >_> gwowy OwO thwough my >w< gwief uWu wiww show. +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love thysewf; then :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ keep +UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu fow glasses, ÚwÚ and still ^-^ make me weep. +:3 O queen >_> of ^w^ queens! how :3 faw OwO dost :3 thou OwO excew +:3 Nyo ^w^ thought can ÚwÚ think :3 nyow :33 tongue >_> of x3 mowtaw teww.' +OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD knyow my >_< gwiefs? I'll >_> dwop OwO the :33 papew- +^.^ Sweet uWu weaves, shade fowwy. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? +UwU [Steps aside] + +x3 Entew x3 WONGAVIWWE, with :3 a paper + +>_> What, >_< Wongaviwwe, ÚwÚ and reading! OwO Wisten, car. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, in >w< thy likeness, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe OwO foow appear! +WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I x3 am forsworn! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he comes in >_< wike :3 a pewjuwe, wearing papews. +^w^ KING. UwU In love, I OwO hope; ^w^ sweet OwO fewwowship in OwO shame! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye drunkard loves another >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. +WONGAVIWWE. OwO Am I OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ have >_< been :33 pewjuw'd so? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I :33 couwd >w< put ÚwÚ thee in UwU comfowt: ^.^ nyot uWu by two UwU that I know; +Thou ^.^ makest OwO the triumviry, OwO the xDD cownyew-cap >_> of >_> society, +The ^-^ shape >_> of Love's Tybuwn UwU that OwO hangs OwO up >_< simpwicity. +WONGAVIWWE. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ these :3 stubbown >w< winyes wack power ^-^ to muv. +:3 O ^w^ sweet Mawia, empwess >_> of my ^w^ wuv! +^.^ These ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu wiww I tear, ÚwÚ and wwite in prose. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, rhymes awe >w< guawds uWu on >_< wanton :33 Cupid's >w< hose: +OwO Disfiguwe ^.^ nyot his >w< swop. +WONGAVIWWE. :3 This >_> same uWu shaww ^.^ go. :3 [He weads OwO the x3 sonnyet] +'Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ whetowic >_> of UwU thinye eye, +'Gainst xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd cannyot howd ^.^ awgument, +Pewsuade my OwO heawt ^-^ to :3 this false perjury? +Vows uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 bwoke deserve ^.^ nyot >_> punyishment. +OwO A ^-^ woman I fowswowe; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 pwuv, +Thou being :3 a goddess, I fowswowe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee: +UwU My x3 vow ÚwÚ was UwU eawthwy, :3 thou :3 a ^w^ heavenwy :33 wuv; +x3 Thy OwO gwace being xDD gain'd cuwes >w< aww >w< disgwace in >_> me. +Vows awe uWu but breath, ÚwÚ and >_> bweath :3 a ÚwÚ vapouw >_> is; +;;w;; Then thou, fair >_> sun, ;;w;; which uWu on my :3 eawth OwO dost uWu shinye, +uWu Exhaw'st :3 this x3 vapouw-vow; in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it is. +>w< If broken, then ^.^ it :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of mine; +>w< If uWu by me UwU bwoke, what OwO foow :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD wise +ÚwÚ To wose OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ^.^ win :3 a ÚwÚ pawadise?' +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the wivew-vein, ;;w;; which makes ^.^ fwesh :3 a ^-^ deity, +OwO A green >_> goose :3 a >w< goddess- >_< puwe, ÚwÚ puwe >w< idowatwy. +:3 God amend >w< us, :3 God amend! We awe >w< much >_< out o' th' way. + +x3 Entew OwO DUMAIN, with :3 a paper + +WONGAVIWWE. By xDD whom uWu shaww I ^-^ send ÚwÚ this?- >_< Company! >w< Stay. +UwU [Steps aside] +^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Aww ;;w;; hid, >w< aww ÚwÚ hid'- OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ infant play. +;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ demigod here ^-^ sit I in OwO the UwU sky, +And wwetched >_< foows' >_> secwets ;;w;; heedfuwwy x3 o'ew-eye. +Mowe ;;w;; sacks ^-^ to OwO the >_> miww! :3 O uWu heavens, I ^.^ have my wish! +^-^ Dumain transformed! ÚwÚ Fouw uWu woodcocks in :3 a UwU dish! +DUMAIN. :3 O UwU most >_< divinye x3 Kate! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 O UwU most ^.^ pwofanye x3 coxcomb! +DUMAIN. By UwU heaven, OwO the wonder in :3 a x3 mowtaw xDD eye! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :3 eawth, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :33 cowpowaw: there you ^-^ wie. +DUMAIN. Her amber ^w^ haiws uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hath amber ^.^ quoted. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. An ambew-cowouw'd raven ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_> nyoted. +DUMAIN. UwU As UwU upwight as OwO the xDD cedaw. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stoop, I ^w^ say; +Her shouwdew :3 is with chiwd. +DUMAIN. UwU As fair as day. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, as >w< some ^.^ days; uWu but then nyo >_< sun >w< must xDD shinye. +DUMAIN. :3 O UwU that I xDD had my wish! +WONGAVIWWE. And I xDD had >_< minye! +^w^ KING. And I >_< minye too,.good Lord! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so I xDD had >_< minye! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a good UwU wowd? +DUMAIN. I would ^-^ fowget UwU hew; uWu but :3 a fever ^.^ she +^-^ Weigns in my blood, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wememb'wed UwU be. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A fever in >_> youw blood? ÚwÚ Why, then ^w^ incision +Wouwd let xDD hew >_< out in xDD saucews. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; mispwision! +DUMAIN. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the ode UwU that I ^.^ have wwit. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll mark how love can vary wit. +DUMAIN. ^-^ [Weads] +>_< 'On :3 a day-alack OwO the day!- +UwU Wuv, uWu whose month :3 is >w< evew uWu May, +OwO Spied :3 a >w< bwossom >_< passing fair +UwU Pwaying in OwO the >_< wanton air. +^.^ Thwough OwO the OwO vewvet leaves OwO the wind, +^-^ Aww ;;w;; unseen, can ÚwÚ passage find; +:33 That OwO the ^.^ wuvw, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, +>_< Wish'd ^-^ himsewf OwO the >_< heaven's ^.^ bweath. +uWu "Aiw," OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD "thy x3 cheeks ^-^ may :33 bwow; +Air, would I UwU might ;;w;; twiumph so! +But, :33 awack, my hand :3 is sworn +:33 Nye'ew ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< thown; +:33 Vow, :33 awack, uWu fow xDD youth OwO unmeet, +^w^ Youth OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a x3 sweet. +Do ^.^ nyot caww ^.^ it xDD sin in me +:33 That I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu fow thee; +Thou uWu fow xDD whom OwO Juv would uWu sweaw +Juno uWu but OwO an :3 Ethiope >w< wewe; +And deny ^-^ himsewf uWu fow :33 Juv, +;;w;; Tuwnying x3 mowtaw uWu fow >w< thy love."' +:3 This uWu wiww I xDD send; ÚwÚ and xDD something ewse ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain +:33 That uWu shaww express my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's UwU fasting >w< pain. +:33 O, would OwO the ;;w;; King, Bewownye ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, +Were lovers OwO too! ^-^ Iww, ^-^ to example iww, +Wouwd ^-^ fwom my fowehead wipe :3 a :33 pewjuw'd >_> nyote; +>_< Fow UwU nyonye offend xDD whewe >w< aww alike ^-^ do dote. +WONGAVIWWE. [Advancing] >_< Dumain, >w< thy love :3 is :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ chawity, +:33 That in ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief ^w^ desiw'st >_< society; +You ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook pawe, uWu but I shouwd >w< bwush, I >w< knyow, +ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU o'ewheawd ÚwÚ and :3 taken >_< nyapping ÚwÚ so. +^w^ KING. [Advancing] ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you blush; as his, >_> youw UwU case :3 is xDD such. +You ^w^ chide at ^w^ him, :3 offending ^w^ twice as ÚwÚ much: +You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU Mawia! Longaville +OwO Did never sonnet uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake OwO compiwe; +Nyow never uWu way his >_< wweathed ÚwÚ awms athwart +His :33 woving ^.^ bosom, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ heawt. +I ^.^ have >_< been cwosewy shwouded in :3 this >_< bush, +And OwO mawk'd you ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu fow you uWu both >_> did ^.^ bwush. +I heard >_> youw OwO guiwty >_< whymes, x3 obsewv'd >_> youw x3 fashion, +:33 Saw sighs >_> week ^-^ fwom you, nyoted ;;w;; weww >_> youw ^w^ passion. +>w< 'Ay OwO me!' :33 says ^w^ onye. 'O Juv!' OwO the uWu othew cries. +>w< Onye, xDD hew ^w^ haiws ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; gowd; crystal OwO the other's OwO eyes. +uWu [To WONGAVIWWE] You would uWu fow xDD pawadise >_< bweak :3 faith ÚwÚ and >_> twoth; +uWu [To Dumain] And OwO Juv uWu fow >_> youw love would UwU infwinge OwO an uWu oath. +What uWu wiww Bewownye uWu say when UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww hear +:3 Faith infwinged ;;w;; which such x3 zeaw >_> did OwO sweaw? +OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he ^w^ scown, how uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu spend his :3 wit! +OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he :3 twiumph, leap, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^.^ it! +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that >w< evew I >_> did >_> see, +I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him xDD knyow OwO so >w< much uWu by >_> me. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ [Descending] Nyow xDD step I :3 fowth ^-^ to x3 whip OwO hypocwisy, +xDD Ah, good my UwU wiege, I pray ÚwÚ thee pawdon >_> me. +Good xDD heawt, what OwO gwace x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ to x3 wepwuv +^.^ These worms uWu fow woving, UwU that art UwU most in love? +Your eyes ^-^ do ^-^ make nyo coaches; in >_> youw ;;w;; teaws +Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ cewtain pwincess UwU that appeaws; +You'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< pewjuw'd; 'tis :3 a ^-^ hatefuw uWu thing; +ÚwÚ Tush, UwU nyonye uWu but minstrels >_< wike >_> of sonnyeting. +But awe you ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? ;;w;; Nyay, awe you ;;w;; nyot, +^-^ Aww three >_> of you, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< much o'ewshot? +You ;;w;; found his UwU mote; OwO the UwU King >_> youw UwU mote >_> did xDD see; +But I :3 a beam ^-^ do find in OwO each >_> of xDD thwee. +:33 O, what :3 a scene >_> of fool'ry ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, +x3 Of ;;w;; sighs, >_> of :3 gwoans, >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD teen! +:33 O, uWu me, with what :33 stwict >_< patience ^.^ have I sat, +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a ;;w;; king >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ gnyat! +ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat xDD Hewcuwes >_> whipping :3 a :3 gig, +And :3 pwofound ;;w;; Sowomon ^-^ to xDD tunye :3 a >_< jig, +And Nestor xDD pway at push-pin with OwO the uWu boys, +And critic Timon waugh at :33 idwe toys! +:3 Whewe :3 wies >w< thy gwief, :33 O, tell uWu me, good ^w^ Dumain? +And, gentwe >_< Wongaviwwe, xDD whewe :3 wies >w< thy UwU pain? +And xDD whewe my OwO wiege's? ^-^ Aww about OwO the breast. +OwO A :33 caudwe, UwU ho! +^w^ KING. :3 Too :33 bittew :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ jest. +uWu Awe ^-^ we betrayed ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ uvw-view? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyot you uWu by uWu me, uWu but I betrayed ^-^ to you. +I UwU that x3 am ^w^ honyest, I UwU that howd ^.^ it xDD sin +ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the x3 vow I x3 am ^.^ engaged in; +I x3 am betrayed uWu by UwU keeping >_> company +x3 With x3 men >_< wike you, x3 men >_> of uWu inconstancy. +When uWu shaww you UwU see me wwite :3 a xDD thing in rhyme? +Ow >_> gwoan uWu fow UwU Joan? ^w^ ow uWu spend :3 a >w< minyute's UwU time +UwU In >_> pwunying x3 me? When uWu shaww you hear UwU that I +uWu Wiww UwU pwaise :3 a ;;w;; hand, :3 a ^.^ foot, :3 a ;;w;; face, OwO an eye, +OwO A ^-^ gait, :3 a state, :3 a brow, :3 a ^w^ bweast, :3 a x3 waist, +OwO A :33 weg, :3 a limb- +^w^ KING. Soft! :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? +OwO A OwO twue man ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ gawwops so? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I OwO post ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; good ^.^ wuvw, let me ^.^ go. + +x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD + +JAQUENETTA. :3 God bless OwO the >_< King! +^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ pwesent x3 hast :3 thou thewe? +COSTAWD. uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain treason. +^w^ KING. What makes uWu tweason hewe? +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it makes nothing, sir. +^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it mar nyothing neither, +The uWu tweason ÚwÚ and you >w< go in xDD peace away >w< togethew. +JAQUENETTA. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let :3 this letter >w< be OwO wead; +Our person >_< misdoubts OwO it: 'twas tweason, ^.^ he ^w^ said. +^w^ KING. Bewownye, ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw. ;;w;; [BEWOWNyE weads OwO the letter] +:3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? +JAQUENETTA. x3 Of ÚwÚ Costawd. +^w^ KING. :3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? +COSTAWD. x3 Of Dun ^.^ Adwamadio, Dun uWu Adwamadio. +;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ;;w;; teaws OwO the letter] +^w^ KING. OwO How nyow! What :3 is in you? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< teaw it? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A OwO toy, my UwU wiege, :3 a UwU toy! Your OwO Gwace ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it. +WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ It >_> did move him ^-^ to :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe wet's hear +it. +DUMAIN. ^w^ It :3 is Bewownye's wwiting, ÚwÚ and here :3 is his >w< nyame. +>w< [Gathewing OwO up OwO the uWu pieces] +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO COSTAWD] xDD Ah, you whoreson woggewhead, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown +^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< shame. +uWu Guiwty, my lord, >w< guiwty! I uWu confess, I uWu confess. +^w^ KING. ^-^ What? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 That you three fools >_< wack'd me OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the ^-^ mess; +>_< He, >_< he, ÚwÚ and :3 you- ÚwÚ and you, my >_< wiege!- ÚwÚ and I +uWu Awe ;;w;; pick-puwses in love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we deserve ^-^ to ^-^ die. +:33 O, UwU dismiss :3 this :33 audience, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww tell you more. +DUMAIN. Nyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew :3 is even. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Twue, true, ^-^ we awe fouw. +uWu Wiww ^.^ these ;;w;; tuwtwes >w< be gonye? +^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; siws, >_> away. +COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Wawk ^w^ aside OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ fowk, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ twaitows >_> stay. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuvws, :33 O, let OwO us embwace! +UwU As OwO twue ^-^ we awe as ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood can UwU be. +The ÚwÚ sea uWu wiww x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow, >w< heaven show his ^.^ face; +Young UwU bwood doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey OwO an ^.^ owd >_> decwee. +We cannyot cross OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, +OwO Thewefowe >_> of >w< aww ^.^ hands >w< must ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ fowswown. +^w^ KING. >_> What, >_> did ^.^ these rent >w< winyes show >w< some love >_> of thine? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Did ;;w;; they?' OwO quoth you. OwO Who >_> sees OwO the ^w^ heavenwy UwU Wosawinye +That, >_< wike :3 a wude ÚwÚ and savage man >_> of >_< Inde +^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ op'nying >_> of OwO the gorgeous east, +Bows ^.^ nyot his vassaw head :3 and, strucken :3 bwind, +>_< Kisses OwO the base gwound with uWu obedient >_< bweast? +What pewemptowy ^.^ eagwe-sighted eye +Dares ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven >_> of xDD hew uWu bwow +:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> bwinded uWu by xDD hew x3 majesty? +^w^ KING. What :3 zeaw, what :3 fuwy ;;w;; hath xDD inspiw'd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? +UwU My love, xDD hew mistress, :3 is :3 a >_< gwacious moon; +^.^ She, OwO an :33 attending >_< staw, scarce uWu seen :3 a >_> wight. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My eyes awe then nyo >_> eyes, :3 nyow I Berowne. +:33 O, uWu but uWu fow my love, :3 day would xDD tuwn ^-^ to :3 nyight! +x3 Of >w< aww compwexions OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd sovereignty +Do :33 meet, as at :3 a :33 faiw, in xDD hew fair cheek, +:3 Whewe uWu sevewaw worthies ^-^ make ^-^ onye dignity, +:3 Whewe nyothing ÚwÚ wants UwU that UwU want itsewf doth ^w^ seek. +;;w;; Wend me OwO the flourish >_> of >w< aww gentwe uWu tongues- +:33 Fie, ^w^ painted rhetoric! :33 O, ^.^ she ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ it :33 nyot! +ÚwÚ To >w< things >_> of >w< sawe :3 a seller's UwU pwaise belongs: +She passes xDD pwaise; then UwU pwaise xDD too ^-^ showt doth >_> bwot. +OwO A ^.^ withew'd >w< hewmit, five-scowe :33 wintews :33 wown, +OwO Might >_< shake x3 off >w< fifty, looking in xDD hew >w< eye. +:3 Beauty doth vawnyish ^-^ age, as ^-^ if x3 nyew-bown, +And gives OwO the ^w^ cwutch OwO the cwadwe's >_> infancy. +:33 O, 'tis OwO the >_< sun UwU that UwU maketh >w< aww >w< things x3 shinye! +^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, >w< thy love :3 is bwack as x3 ebony. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is UwU ebony >_< wike uWu hew? :3 O >_> wood ÚwÚ divinye! +OwO A UwU wife >_> of such >_> wood ;;w;; wewe fewicity. +:33 O, ^-^ who can ^w^ give OwO an >_> oath? :3 Whewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ book? +:33 That I ^-^ may uWu sweaw x3 beauty doth x3 beauty >_< wack, +>w< If UwU that ^.^ she learn ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew eye ^-^ to ;;w;; wook. +:3 Nyo ;;w;; face :3 is fair UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 fuww OwO so ^.^ bwack. +^w^ KING. :3 O :3 pawadox! Bwack :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >_< heww, +The hue >_> of OwO dungeons, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ schoow >_> of >_< nyight; +And beauty's :3 cwest >_< becomes OwO the uWu heavens :33 weww. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Deviws soonest uWu tempt, >_> wesembwing uWu spiwits >_> of >_> wight. +:33 O, ^-^ if in bwack my lady's uWu bwows >w< be :3 deckt, +^w^ It >w< mouwns UwU that ^.^ painting ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping >_< haiw +;;w;; Shouwd wavish >_< dotews with :3 a false UwU aspect; +And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ make bwack x3 faiw. +Her :3 favouw ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the ^.^ days; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ nyative UwU bwood :3 is uWu counted ^.^ painting UwU nyow; +And OwO thewefowe wed UwU that would UwU avoid dispwaise +:3 Paints itsewf :3 bwack, ^-^ to imitate xDD hew bwow. +DUMAIN. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook >_< wike xDD hew awe chimnyey-sweepews ^.^ bwack. +WONGAVIWWE. And >_< since xDD hew UwU time awe colliers uWu counted bwight. +^w^ KING. And >_> Ethiopes >_> of theiw ^w^ sweet complexion cwack. +DUMAIN. xDD Dawk ^.^ nyeeds nyo candles nyow, uWu fow dark :3 is >_> wight. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your UwU mistwesses dare never come in ;;w;; wain +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw theiw colours shouwd >w< be :33 wash'd >_> away. +^w^ KING. 'Twewe good x3 youws did; for, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to tell you ÚwÚ pwain, +I'll find :3 a ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd to-day. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll ^w^ pwuv xDD hew :33 faiw, ^w^ ow talk ÚwÚ tiww :3 doomsday here. +^w^ KING. :3 Nyo ^w^ deviw uWu wiww OwO fwight ÚwÚ thee then OwO so >w< much as she. +DUMAIN. I never knew man howd :3 viwe stuff OwO so ;;w;; deaw. +WONGAVIWWE. Look, >w< hewe's >w< thy love: my foot ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 see. +[Showing his ^-^ shoe] +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, ^-^ if OwO the >w< stweets ;;w;; wewe uWu paved with UwU thinye >_> eyes, +Her :3 feet ;;w;; wewe >w< much xDD too dainty uWu fow such UwU twead! +DUMAIN. :3 O viwe! >_> Then, as ^.^ she >_> goes, what ^.^ upwawd :3 wies +The uWu stweet shouwd UwU see as ^.^ she uWu wawk'd x3 uvwhead. +^w^ KING. But what >_> of uWu this? uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< aww in love? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing OwO so suwe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby >w< aww ^-^ fowswown. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then xDD weave :3 this ^w^ chat; :3 and, good Bewownye, :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv +Our :33 woving lawful, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :3 faith ^.^ nyot town. +DUMAIN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 thewe; >w< some flattery uWu fow :3 this :33 eviw. +WONGAVIWWE. :33 O, >w< some authowity how ^-^ to pwoceed; +uWu Some ;;w;; twicks, >w< some uWu quiwwets, how ^-^ to cheat OwO the deviw! +DUMAIN. uWu Some salve uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than need. +>_< Have at you, then, xDD affection's >_> men-at-awms. +Consider what you ^.^ fiwst >_> did uWu sweaw unto: +ÚwÚ To :3 fast, ^-^ to study, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see nyo xDD woman- +Fwat uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the >w< kingwy OwO state >_> of uWu youth. +Say, can you ^w^ fast? Your ÚwÚ stomachs awe xDD too young, +And >_< abstinyence engenders ;;w;; mawadies. +And, xDD whewe UwU that you you ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, +UwU In UwU that OwO each >_> of you ^.^ have >_> fowswown his book, +^w^ Can you still dweam, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; powe, ÚwÚ and UwU theweon :3 wook? +>_< Fow when would you, my lord, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, +>_< Have ;;w;; found OwO the gwound >_> of :33 study's :33 excewwence +Without OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a :3 woman's face? +From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I >_> dewive: +^.^ They awe OwO the >w< gwound, OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the UwU academes, +From :3 whence doth spwing OwO the OwO twue ^-^ Pwomethean >w< fiwe. +ÚwÚ Why, unyivewsaw plodding OwO poisons OwO up +The nimble uWu spiwits in OwO the arteries, +UwU As motion ÚwÚ and :33 wong-duwing >w< action >w< tiwes +The sinewy vigouw >_> of OwO the twavewwew. +Nyow, uWu fow ^.^ nyot looking uWu on :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face, +You ^.^ have in UwU that >_> fowswown OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eyes, +And study UwU too, OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of >_> youw UwU vow; +>_< Fow xDD whewe :3 is >_< authow in OwO the x3 wowwd +Teaches such x3 beauty as :3 a :3 woman's x3 eye? +Weawnying :3 is uWu but OwO an adjunct ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, +And xDD whewe ^-^ we awe ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying wikewise >_> is; +;;w;; Then when uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU see in ladies' >_> eyes, +x3 With :33 ouwsewves. +Do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wikewise UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying thewe? +:33 O, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 vow ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, +And in UwU that x3 vow ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ ouw ^-^ books. +>_< Fow when would you, my UwU wiege, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, +UwU In :33 weaden xDD contempwation ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< out +Such :33 fiewy ÚwÚ nyumbews as OwO the prompting eyes +x3 Of beauty's tutors ^.^ have :33 enwich'd you with? +Other uWu swow ^w^ awts ÚwÚ entiwewy ^-^ keep OwO the brain; +And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< finding xDD bawwen >_> pwactisews, +:3 Scawce show :3 a hawvest >_> of theiw :33 heavy UwU toiw; +But love, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ weawnyed in :3 a lady's >_> eyes, +Wives ^.^ nyot :3 awonye >w< immuwed in OwO the ^-^ bwain, +But with OwO the motion >_> of >w< aww >_< ewements +Courses as swift as ^w^ thought in every :33 powew, +And gives ^-^ to every power :3 a double :33 powew, +OwO Abuv theiw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and theiw >_< offices. +^w^ It xDD adds :3 a pwecious >_< seeing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ eye: +OwO A lover's eyes uWu wiww xDD gaze OwO an UwU eagwe blind. +OwO A lover's ear uWu wiww hear OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ sound, +When OwO the suspicious head >_> of uWu theft :3 is >_< stopp'd. +Love's feeling :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and sensible +>w< Than awe OwO the >w< tendew howns >_> of cockled snyaiws: +Love's :33 tongue proves dainty >_< Bacchus :3 gwoss in >_< taste. +>_< Fow valour, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Wuv :3 a Hercules, +OwO Stiww cwimbing ;;w;; twees in OwO the ^.^ Hespewides? +Subtle as >w< Sphinx; as ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_< musicaw +UwU As UwU bwight xDD Apowwo's lute, stwung with his haiw. +And when ^-^ Wuv ^.^ speaks, OwO the >w< voice >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods +UwU Make >w< heaven dwowsy with OwO the >w< hawmony. +uWu Nyevew durst :3 poet ^.^ touch :3 a ;;w;; pen ^-^ to wwite +^.^ Untiw his ink ;;w;; wewe UwU temp'wed with Love's UwU sighs; +:33 O, then his >w< winyes would wavish savage eaws, +And >_> pwant in tyrants mild xDD humiwity. +From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I x3 dewive. +^.^ They >_> spawkwe still OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Pwomethean uWu fiwe; +^.^ They awe OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the :3 awts, OwO the UwU academes, +:33 That show, uWu contain, ÚwÚ and nourish, >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +Else UwU nyonye at >w< aww in >w< aught proves ^w^ excewwent. +;;w;; Then fools you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< women ^-^ to fowsweaw; +Or, UwU keeping what :3 is >_> swown, you uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv fools. +>_< Fow ;;w;; wisdom's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that >w< aww x3 men :33 wuv; +Ow uWu fow Love's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that loves >w< aww ^w^ men; +Ow uWu fow xDD men's UwU sake, OwO the authows >_> of ^.^ these UwU women; +Ow women's UwU sake, uWu by xDD whom ^-^ we x3 men awe >w< men- +>_> Wet OwO us UwU once wose ^-^ ouw oaths ^-^ to find >w< ouwsewves, +Ow ewse ^-^ we wose uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw OwO oaths. +^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ fowswown; +>_< Fow charity itsewf >_< fuwfiws OwO the waw, +And ^-^ who can sevew love ^-^ fwom x3 chawity? +^w^ KING. x3 Saint >_> Cupid, OwO then! :3 and, soldiers, ^-^ to OwO the field! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; them, lords; +>_> Peww-meww, ;;w;; down with them! >w< be ^.^ fiwst >_< advis'd, +UwU In conflict, UwU that you >_< get OwO the >_< sun >_> of ^.^ them. +WONGAVIWWE. Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ pwain-deawing; uWu way ^.^ these :3 gwozes by. +:33 Shaww ^-^ we :3 wesowve ^-^ to ^w^ woo ^.^ these girls >_> of :33 Fwance? +^w^ KING. And ^.^ win them :33 too; OwO thewefowe let OwO us devise +uWu Some >_> entewtainment uWu fow them in theiw tents. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. First, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawk let OwO us OwO conduct them :33 thithew; +;;w;; Then homeward every man >w< attach OwO the hand +x3 Of his fair OwO mistwess. UwU In OwO the afternoon +We uWu wiww with >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU pastime xDD sowace ;;w;; them, +Such as OwO the shortness >_> of OwO the UwU time can shape; +>_< Fow revels, dances, masks, ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >_> houws, +^w^ Fowewun fair UwU Wuv, stwewing xDD hew uWu way with xDD fwowews. +^w^ KING. Away, >w< away! :3 Nyo UwU time uWu shaww >w< be uWu omitted +:33 That uWu wiww :33 betime, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may uWu by OwO us >w< be ^.^ fitted. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awwons! allons! Sow'd cockle reap'd nyo :33 cown, +And :33 justice :33 awways xDD whiwws in >w< equaw measure. +Wight wenches ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwagues ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ fowswown; +>w< If so, ^-^ ouw copper OwO buys nyo better >w< tweasuwe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW + +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Satis ^.^ quod >_> sufficit. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you, sir. Your reasons at ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ have +>_< been shawp ÚwÚ and >w< sententious; >_> pweasant ^-^ without scurrility, ^w^ witty +^-^ without affection, audacious ^-^ without impudency, ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ without +^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ without OwO hewesy. I >_> did ;;w;; convewse :3 this :3 quondam +:3 day with :3 a ^.^ companyion >_> of OwO the King's ^-^ who :3 is ÚwÚ intituwed, x3 nyominyated, +^w^ ow called, :3 Don xDD Adwianyo ^.^ de ;;w;; Awmado. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Nyovi ^.^ hominyem :3 tanquam ÚwÚ te. His humouw :3 is ^.^ wofty, his +:3 discouwse peremptory, his :33 tongue ^w^ fiwed, his eye x3 ambitious, his +^-^ gait ^-^ majesticaw ÚwÚ and his ^w^ genyewaw >_> behaviouw vain, widicuwous, ÚwÚ and +^.^ thwasonyicaw. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too picked, xDD too uWu spwuce, xDD too >w< affected, xDD too odd, +as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD too pewegwinyate, as I ^-^ may caww it. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A UwU most ^.^ singuwaw ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_< epithet. +:33 [Dwaws >_< out his table-book] +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ He dwaweth >_< out OwO the thwead >_> of his verbosity >_< finyew than +OwO the staple >_> of his OwO awgument. I ^w^ abhow such :3 fanyaticaw ÚwÚ phantasimes, +such x3 insociabwe ÚwÚ and OwO point-devise ÚwÚ companyions; such wackews >_> of +uWu owthogwaphy, as ^-^ to speak :3 'dout' fine, when ^.^ he shouwd uWu say :3 'doubt'; +'det' when ^.^ he shouwd OwO pwonyounce >_> 'debt'- >_> d, x3 e, ;;w;; b, ;;w;; t, ^.^ nyot >_> d, x3 e, UwU t. +ÚwÚ He clepeth :3 a >_> cawf 'cauf,' half 'hauf'; UwU nyeighbouw OwO vocatuw +OwO 'nyebouw'; OwO 'nyeigh' abbreviated ^-^ 'nye.' :3 This :3 is uWu abhominyabwe- ;;w;; which ^.^ he +would caww OwO 'abbominyabwe.' ^w^ It insinyuateth me >_> of insanie: ÚwÚ nye +xDD intewwigis, domine? ^-^ to ^-^ make fwantic, wunyatic. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Waus x3 Deo, ^.^ bonye intelligo. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. 'Bone'?- 'bone' uWu fow 'bene.' OwO Pwiscian :3 a wittwe +uWu scwatch'd; 'twill uWu sewve. + +x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^w^ Videsnye ÚwÚ quis uWu venyit? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Video, xDD et ;;w;; gaudeo. +AWMADO. uWu [To MOTH] Chirrah! +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ;;w;; Quawe >w< 'chiwwah,' ^.^ nyot ^.^ 'siwwah'? +AWMADO. Men >_> of :3 peace, ;;w;; weww >_> encount'wed. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most miwitawy ;;w;; siw, salutation. +;;w;; MOTH. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] ^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been at :3 a gweat feast >_> of +UwU wanguages ÚwÚ and stow'n OwO the x3 scwaps. +COSTAWD. :33 O, uWu they ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong uWu on OwO the uWu awms-basket >_> of wowds. I +x3 mawvew >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot eaten ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 thou awe +^.^ nyot OwO so wong uWu by OwO the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus; :3 thou art +^-^ easiew swawwowed than :3 a x3 fwap-dwagon. +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Peace! OwO the peaw x3 begins. +AWMADO. uWu [To HOLOFERNES] Monsieur, awe you ^.^ nyot lett'red? +;;w;; MOTH. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; ^.^ he ÚwÚ teaches :3 boys OwO the hornbook. What :3 is ;;w;; a, ;;w;; b, ^-^ spewt +;;w;; backwawd with OwO the ^w^ hown uWu on his >_< head? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ba, puewitia, with :3 a ^w^ hown added. +;;w;; MOTH. Ba, UwU most ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; sheep with :3 a xDD hown. You hear his weawnying. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Quis, :33 quis, :3 thou OwO consonyant? +;;w;; MOTH. The third >_> of OwO the five x3 vowews, ^-^ if You :33 wepeat them; ^w^ ow OwO the +uWu fifth, ^-^ if :3 I. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww :33 wepeat them: ;;w;; a, x3 e, ;;w;; I- +;;w;; MOTH. The sheep; OwO the uWu othew two concwudes OwO it: >w< o, >_> U. +AWMADO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the salt :33 wave >_> of OwO the Mediterraneum, :3 a ^w^ sweet touch, +:3 a uWu quick venue >_> of :33 wit- ÚwÚ snyip, ^w^ snyap, uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU home. ^w^ It xDD wejoiceth my +intellect. ^.^ Twue :3 wit! +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Offew'd uWu by :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ owd >w< man; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ wit-owd. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is OwO the figure? What :3 is OwO the figure? +;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Howns. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Thou disputes >_< wike OwO an >_> infant; >w< go x3 whip >w< thy xDD gig. +;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wend me >_> youw ^w^ hown ^-^ to ^-^ make one, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 whip about >_> youw +OwO infamy circum ^-^ ciwca- :3 a >_< gig >_> of :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown. +COSTAWD. An I xDD had uWu but ^-^ onye OwO penny in OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have ^.^ it +^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO gingew-bwead. ^-^ Howd, there :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ wemunyewation I xDD had +>_> of >w< thy :3 mastew, :3 thou OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse >_> of wit, :3 thou ;;w;; pigeon-egg >_> of +discretion. :33 O, OwO an OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe OwO so ÚwÚ pweased UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt uWu but +my UwU bastawd, what :3 a >_< joyfuw fathew wouldst :3 thou ^-^ make UwU me! uWu Go to; +:3 thou x3 hast ^.^ it :33 ad xDD dunghiww, at OwO the fingers' ^w^ ends, as uWu they >w< say. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 O, I smell false Latin; x3 'dunghiww' uWu fow >_< unguem. +AWMADO. Awts-man, x3 pweambuwate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be OwO singuwed ^-^ fwom OwO the +UwU bawbawous. Do you ^.^ nyot educate xDD youth at OwO the chawge-house uWu on OwO the +:3 top >_> of OwO the :33 mountain? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ow >_< mons, OwO the :33 hiww. +AWMADO. ^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, uWu fow OwO the x3 mountain. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu do, sans :33 question. +AWMADO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the King's UwU most ^w^ sweet ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^-^ to +congwatuwate OwO the ^w^ Pwincess at xDD hew UwU paviwion, in OwO the posteriors >_> of +:3 this ÚwÚ day; ;;w;; which OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude caww OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The xDD postewiow >_> of OwO the day, UwU most UwU genyewous ;;w;; siw, :3 is wiabwe, +congruent, ÚwÚ and measurable, uWu fow OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. The >_> wowd :3 is ;;w;; weww +cull'd, :33 chose, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and >_< apt, I ^-^ do assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do uWu assuwe. +AWMADO. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU King :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and my familiar, I ^-^ do +assuwe >_< ye, vewy good >w< fwiend. >_< Fow what :3 is >_< inwawd :3 between >w< us, let +^.^ it UwU pass. I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, wemembew >w< thy courtesy. I uWu beseech +^.^ thee, apparel >w< thy head. And UwU among uWu othew xDD impowtunyate ÚwÚ and UwU most +uWu sewious OwO designs, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat :3 impowt :3 indeed, :33 too- uWu but let UwU that +>w< pass; uWu fow I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease his Gwace, uWu by OwO the +UwU wowwd, sometime ^-^ to lean x3 upon my UwU poow shoulder, ÚwÚ and with his :33 woyaw +fingew ;;w;; thus ;;w;; dawwy with my :33 excwement, with my ;;w;; mustachio; ;;w;; but, +^w^ sweet xDD heawt, let UwU that UwU pass. By OwO the UwU wowwd, I UwU wecount nyo ^w^ fabwe: +>w< some ÚwÚ cewtain speciaw honours ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth his greatness ^-^ to impawt +^-^ to Awmado, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, :3 a man >_> of ^w^ twavew, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. The vewy >w< aww >_> of >w< aww UwU is- ;;w;; but, ^w^ sweet xDD heawt, I ^-^ do +ÚwÚ impwowe :3 secwecy- UwU that OwO the UwU King would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the +uWu Pwincess, ^w^ sweet chuck, with >w< some >_> dewightfuw ÚwÚ ostentation, ^w^ ow show, +^w^ ow pageant, ^w^ ow ^w^ antic, ^w^ ow >w< fiwewowk. Nyow, understanding UwU that OwO the +OwO cuwate ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf awe good at such eruptions ÚwÚ and ^w^ sudden +^.^ bweaking-out >_> of mirth, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, I ^.^ have acquainted you ^-^ withaw, +^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end ^-^ to crave >_> youw ^w^ assistance. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent before xDD hew OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. +Sir Nathaniel, as ^w^ concewnying >w< some >_> entewtainment >_> of UwU time, >w< some +show in OwO the xDD postewiow >_> of :3 this day, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed uWu by ^-^ ouw +ÚwÚ assistance, OwO the King's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU most UwU gawwant, +>w< iwwustwate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; gentweman, before OwO the x3 Pwincess- I uWu say +UwU nyonye OwO so x3 fit as ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you find x3 men >w< wowthy enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent >w< them? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Joshua, yourself; ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; Awexandew; :3 this x3 gawwant +;;w;; gentweman, uWu Judas Maccabaeus; :3 this ^.^ swain, ^.^ because >_> of his gweat +^-^ wimb ^w^ ow UwU joint, uWu shaww xDD pass ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the x3 page, :33 Hewcuwes. +AWMADO. >_> Pawdon, siw; ^w^ ewwow: ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD quantity enough uWu fow UwU that +UwU Wowthy's thumb; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD big as OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his :33 cwub. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Shaww I ^.^ have xDD audience? ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent xDD Hewcuwes in +^-^ minyowity: his ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ and :33 exit uWu shaww >w< be >_< stwangwing :3 a xDD snyake; ÚwÚ and I +uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO an >w< apowogy uWu fow UwU that uWu puwpose. +;;w;; MOTH. An excellent ^w^ device! UwU So, ^-^ if ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ^-^ audience :3 hiss, you ^-^ may +x3 cwy 'Well >_< donye, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ cwushest OwO the ;;w;; snyake!' :33 That :3 is +OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an OwO offence ^-^ gwacious, >w< though xDD few ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to +^-^ do it. +AWMADO. >_< Fow OwO the west >_> of OwO the Worthies? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww xDD pway three ^-^ mysewf. +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Thwice-wowthy gentweman! +AWMADO. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a thing? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. We >_> attend. +AWMADO. We uWu wiww x3 have, ^-^ if :3 this :33 fadge ;;w;; nyot, OwO an antic. I uWu beseech you, +OwO fowwow. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Via, goodman uWu Duww! Thou >_> has spoken nyo >_> wowd >w< aww :3 this +;;w;; whiwe. +UwU DUWW. Nyow understood UwU nyonye neither, sir. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Awwons! ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 empwoy thee. +UwU DUWW. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye in :3 a ^w^ dance, ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww xDD pway +uWu On OwO the tabow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Wowthies, ÚwÚ and let them ^-^ dance OwO the ^.^ hay. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most dull, >w< honyest uWu Duww! ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw sport, >_> away. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ^.^ pawk + +x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and ROSALINE + +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet hearts, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be rich ewe ^-^ we x3 depawt, +>w< If OwO faiwings come ;;w;; thus pwentifuwwy in. +OwO A wady x3 waww'd about with ^-^ diamonds! +Wook you what I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 woving King. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, came nyothing ewse ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ that? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyothing uWu but x3 this! x3 Yes, as >w< much love in x3 whyme +UwU As would >w< be cwamm'd OwO up in :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper +:3 Wwit o' uWu both ^-^ sides OwO the weaf, mawgent ÚwÚ and aww, +:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to >w< seaw uWu on :33 Cupid's >w< nyame. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make his >_< godhead ^-^ wax; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been five ^w^ thousand yeaw :3 a ÚwÚ boy. +KATHARINE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< shwewd OwO unhappy >_> gawwows ^w^ too. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be fwiends with UwU him: UwU 'a xDD kiww'd >_> youw sistew. +KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 made xDD hew mewanchowy, sad, ÚwÚ and >_< heavy; +And OwO so ^.^ she died. Had ^.^ she >_< been >_< wight, >_< wike you, +x3 Of such :3 a uWu mewwy, ^-^ nyimbwe, stiwwing ^.^ spiwit, +She UwU might UwU 'a >_< been :3 a gwandam ewe ^.^ she died. +And OwO so ^-^ may OwO you; uWu fow :3 a ^.^ wight OwO heawt ;;w;; wives UwU wong. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. What's >_> youw dark :33 meanying, ÚwÚ mouse, >_> of :3 this ^.^ wight UwU wowd? +KATHARINE. OwO A ^.^ wight ^.^ condition in :3 a x3 beauty :3 dawk. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. We :3 nyeed ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^-^ to find >_> youw meaning >_< out. +KATHARINE. You'll mar OwO the ^.^ wight uWu by ^-^ taking ^.^ it in snuff; +OwO Thewefowe I'll darkly ^-^ end OwO the OwO awgument. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Wook what you uWu do, you ^-^ do ^.^ it still >w< i' th' :3 dawk. +KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO you; uWu fow you awe :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >_> wight. +KATHARINE. You ^.^ weigh me not? :33 O, that's you cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Great ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ 'past cure :3 is still ÚwÚ past care.' +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Weww ^w^ bandied ^-^ both; :3 a xDD set >_> of ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww play'd. +But, Wosawinye, you ^.^ have :3 a :3 favouw too? +OwO Who x3 sent it? ÚwÚ and what :3 is it? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. I would you uWu knyew. +An ^-^ if my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe uWu but as fair as xDD youws, +UwU My :3 favouw ;;w;; wewe as x3 gweat: >w< be witness ÚwÚ this. +;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have OwO vewses UwU too, I :3 thank >_> Bewownye; +The ÚwÚ nyumbews true, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe OwO the OwO nyumb'wing UwU too, +I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest :3 goddess uWu on OwO the ground. +I x3 am compar'd ^-^ to twenty ^w^ thousand >_< faiws. +:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my UwU pictuwe in his >_< wettew! +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Anything >_< wike? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Much in OwO the ^-^ wettews; nyothing in OwO the :3 pwaise. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Beauteous as ^w^ ink- :3 a good ^w^ concwusion. +KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw as :3 a ^w^ text >_> B in :3 a UwU copy-book. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Ware x3 penciws, UwU ho! >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot die >_> youw ^w^ debtow, +UwU My wed ;;w;; dominyicaw, my gowden wettew: +:3 O UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 fuww >_> of O's! +KATHARINE. OwO A UwU pox >_> of UwU that xDD jest! ÚwÚ and I OwO beshwew >w< aww >_> shwows! +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But, Katharine, what ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom fair +^w^ Dumain? +KATHARINE. ^w^ Madam, :3 this glove. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you twain? +KATHARINE. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; :3 and, x3 moweuvw, +uWu Some ^w^ thousand OwO vewses >_> of :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< wuvw; +OwO A huge ^w^ twanswation >_> of OwO hypocwisy, +:3 Viwewy >_> compiw'd, :3 pwofound >_< simpwicity. +x3 MAWIA. This, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these pearl, ^-^ to me x3 sent ^-^ Wongaviwwe; +The letter :3 is xDD too wong uWu by half :3 a ^w^ miwe. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish in OwO heawt +The >w< chain ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and OwO the letter short? +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I would ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU might never pawt. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We awe xDD wise girls ^-^ to xDD mock ^-^ ouw lovers ÚwÚ so. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They awe >_< wowse fools ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> mocking ÚwÚ so. +:33 That >_> same Bewownye I'll >_> towtuwe ewe I ^.^ go. +:3 O UwU that I knew ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu but in uWu by th' ^-^ week! +OwO How I would ^-^ make him OwO fawn, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and seek, +And OwO wait OwO the UwU season, ÚwÚ and observe OwO the times, +And uWu spend his :33 pwodigaw xDD wits in :33 bootwess >_< whymes, +And ^-^ shape his service xDD whowwy ^-^ to my hests, +And ^-^ make him >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> pwoud UwU that x3 jests! +^w^ So xDD pewtaunt-wike would I >_> o'ewsway his OwO state +:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be my fool, ÚwÚ and I his ^.^ fate. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. None awe OwO so ^w^ suwewy ÚwÚ caught, when uWu they awe +catch'd, +UwU As ÚwÚ wit tuwn'd OwO foow; folly, in OwO wisdom OwO hatch'd, +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; wisdom's ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of school, +And UwU wit's >_> own OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> foow. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. The UwU bwood >_> of xDD youth burns ^.^ nyot with such ^-^ excess +UwU As ;;w;; gwavity's uWu wevowt ^-^ to ^.^ wantonnyess. +x3 MAWIA. Fowwy in fools uWu beaws ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ nyote +UwU As fool'ry in OwO the xDD wise when ÚwÚ wit doth dote, +x3 Since >w< aww OwO the power thereof ^.^ it doth OwO appwy +ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by wit, wowth in >_< simpwicity. + +x3 Entew BOYET + +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and uWu miwth :3 is in his face. +xDD BOYET. :33 O, I x3 am ÚwÚ stabb'd with :33 waughtew! Where's xDD hew :33 Gwace? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Thy UwU nyews, Boyet? +xDD BOYET. Prepare, UwU madam, :33 pwepawe! +Arm, >_> wenches, arm! ^w^ Encountews x3 mounted awe +uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ^-^ Wuv doth xDD appwoach :33 disguis'd, +Armed in awguments; ^w^ you'ww >w< be suwpwis'd. +xDD Mustew >_> youw UwU wits; ^.^ stand in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; defence; +Ow hide >_> youw :3 heads >_< wike cowards, ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ hence. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Saint Dennis ^-^ to x3 Saint Cupid! What awe uWu they +:33 That chawge theiw >_> bweath x3 against >_> us? Say, OwO scout, >w< say. +xDD BOYET. ^.^ Undew OwO the cool shade >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe +I ^w^ thought ^-^ to :33 cwose >_< minye eyes >w< some half OwO an ÚwÚ houw; +^w^ When, >w< wo, ^-^ to OwO intewwupt my UwU puwpos'd rest, +Towawd UwU that shade I UwU might >w< behowd addrest +The UwU King ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ companyions; UwU wawiwy +I stole OwO into :3 a UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ thicket >_> by, +And ;;w;; uvwheawd what you uWu shaww >w< uvwheaw- +That, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ disguis'd uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. +Their xDD hewawd :3 is :3 a pwetty knavish x3 page, +:33 That ;;w;; weww uWu by OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^w^ conn'd his xDD embassage. +UwU Action ÚwÚ and accent >_> did uWu they teach him there: +x3 'Thus >w< must :3 thou :33 speak' ÚwÚ and xDD 'thus >w< thy ÚwÚ body bear,' +And >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon uWu they :3 made :3 a x3 doubt +Presence ^-^ majesticaw would >w< put him ^-^ out; +OwO 'Fow' OwO quoth OwO the UwU King x3 'an :3 angew ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD see; +>_> Yet ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot thou, uWu but speak audaciously.' +The :3 boy ^.^ wepwied ^w^ 'An :3 angew :3 is ^.^ nyot evil; +I shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd xDD hew xDD had ^.^ she >_< been :3 a xDD deviw.' +x3 With UwU that >w< aww waugh'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwapp'd him uWu on OwO the shoulder, +:33 Making OwO the bowd wag uWu by theiw ^.^ pwaises >_< bowdew. +>_< Onye x3 wubb'd his elbow, thus, ÚwÚ and :3 fweew'd, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe +OwO A better OwO speech ÚwÚ was never xDD spoke >_> befowe. +>_> Anyothew with his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb +;;w;; Cwied UwU 'Via! ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU do't, come what uWu wiww come.' +The third ^.^ he capew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied 'Aww :33 goes well.' +The >w< fouwth tuwn'd uWu on OwO the toe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ he feww. +x3 With UwU that uWu they >w< aww >_> did ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, +x3 With such :3 a zeawous :3 waughtew, OwO so profound, +:33 That in :3 this uWu spween :33 widicuwous OwO appeaws, +ÚwÚ To >_< check theiw folly, passion's sowemn uWu teaws. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But what, uWu but what, come uWu they ^-^ to >w< visit >_> us? +xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu do, uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and awe appaweww'd thus, +;;w;; Wike Muscovites ^w^ ow :3 Wussians, as I guess. +Their OwO puwpose :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ pawwey, couwt, ÚwÚ and UwU dance; +And every ^-^ onye his wuv-feat uWu wiww ^.^ advance +^.^ Unto his uWu sevewaw UwU mistwess; ;;w;; which they'll xDD knyow +By favouws uWu sevewaw ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did >_< bestow. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu wiww uWu they so? The xDD gawwants uWu shaww >w< be >_> task'd, +>_< Fow, uWu wadies, ^-^ we uWu wiww every ^-^ onye >w< be ^w^ mask'd; +And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< gwace, +Despite >_> of ^.^ suit, ^-^ to UwU see :3 a lady's face. +^-^ Howd, Wosawinye, :3 this :3 favouw :3 thou ^-^ shawt weaw, +And then OwO the UwU King uWu wiww couwt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his dear; +^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou this, my ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me thinye, +^w^ So uWu shaww Bewownye UwU take me uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. +And >_> change you favouws :33 too; OwO so uWu shaww >_> youw loves +xDD Woo ;;w;; contwawy, :33 deceiv'd uWu by ^.^ these wemuvs. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Come OwO on, then, wear OwO the favouws UwU most in ^w^ sight. +KATHARINE. But, in :3 this >w< changing, what :3 is >_> youw x3 intent? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The :33 effect >_> of my ^.^ intent :3 is ^-^ to cross ;;w;; theiws. +^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but in >_> mocking ^-^ mewwiment, +And xDD mock uWu fow xDD mock :3 is only my intent. +Their uWu sevewaw counsels uWu they >_> unbosom uWu shaww +ÚwÚ To loves ^-^ mistook, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd withaw +:3 Upon OwO the next >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ meet +x3 With >_> visages OwO dispway'd ^-^ to talk ÚwÚ and :3 gweet. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ dance, ^-^ if uWu they desiwe OwO us to't? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot move :3 a ^.^ foot, +Nyow ^-^ to theiw ^-^ penn'd OwO speech render ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ gwace; +But >_< whiwe 'tis xDD spoke OwO each xDD tuwn away xDD hew face. +xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> contempt uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the speaker's xDD heawt, +And ^-^ quite divorce his memowy ^-^ fwom his pawt. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ make nyo x3 doubt +The west uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_< out. +There's nyo such uWu spowt as uWu spowt uWu by uWu spowt o'erthrown, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ;;w;; theiws UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ ouw own; +^w^ So uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, >_> mocking intended game, +And uWu they ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ mock'd xDD depawt away with >w< shame. +;;w;; [Twumpet x3 sounds ^w^ within] +xDD BOYET. The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ mask'd; OwO the uWu maskews come. +UwU [The uWu WADIES >_< mask] + +x3 Entew UwU BWACKAMOOWS OwO music, MOTH as ^w^ Pwowogue, OwO the +KING ÚwÚ and his LORDS as >_> maskews, in OwO the guise >_> of ^-^ Wussians + +;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, OwO the uWu wichest ÚwÚ heauties uWu on OwO the earth! +xDD BOYET. Beauties nyo wichew than rich :33 taffeta. +;;w;; MOTH. OwO A holy uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; dames +UwU [The uWu WADIES xDD tuwn theiw uWu backs ^-^ to xDD him] +:33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw- backs- ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Their >_> eyes, viwwain, theiw OwO eyes. +;;w;; MOTH. :33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw eyes ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! +;;w;; Out- +xDD BOYET. True; >_< out :3 indeed. +;;w;; MOTH. Out >_> of >_> youw ^.^ favouws, ^w^ heavenwy spiwits, OwO vouchsafe +:3 Nyot ^-^ to behold- +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ to uWu behowd, >_> wogue. +;;w;; MOTH. >w< Once ^-^ to >w< behowd with >_> youw >_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- with >_> youw +>_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- +xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; epithet; +You ;;w;; wewe :33 best caww ^.^ it 'daughtew-beamed >w< eyes.' +;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot mark uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that brings me >_< out. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw perfectness? Be gone, you >_> wogue. +Exit MOTH +^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would ^.^ these strangers? xDD Knyow theiw uWu minds, x3 Boyet. +>w< If uWu they ^-^ do speak ^-^ ouw language, 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww +:33 That >w< some ;;w;; pwain man UwU wecount theiw puwposes. +xDD Knyow what uWu they ^w^ wouwd. +xDD BOYET. What would you with OwO the xDD Pwincess? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would uWu they, uWu say OwO they? +xDD BOYET. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them OwO so >w< be gone. +xDD BOYET. She :33 says you ^.^ have it, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may >w< be gone. +^w^ KING. Say ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 miwes +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with xDD hew uWu on :3 this gwass. +xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 a UwU miwe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with you uWu on :3 this gwass. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. ^-^ Ask them how many UwU inches +^-^ Is in ^-^ onye mile? >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ measuwed many, +The >_> measuwe, then, >_> of ^-^ onye :3 is :33 eas'wy towd. +xDD BOYET. >w< If ^-^ to come UwU hithew you ^.^ have :33 measuw'd miles, +And many miles, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_< bids you tell +OwO How many UwU inches doth fiww OwO up ^-^ onye ^w^ miwe. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ we measuwe them uWu by x3 weawy ÚwÚ steps. +xDD BOYET. She ÚwÚ heaws :33 hewsewf. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. OwO How many x3 weawy ^-^ steps +x3 Of many x3 weawy :3 miwes you ^.^ have o'ewgonye +uWu Awe nyumb'wed in OwO the ^w^ twavew >_> of ^-^ onye mile? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. We ÚwÚ nyumbew nyothing UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend uWu fow OwO you; +Our >_> duty :3 is OwO so rich, OwO so ^-^ infinyite, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it still ^-^ without accompt. +Vouchsafe ^-^ to show OwO the sunshinye >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; face, +:33 That >_> we, >_< wike ^.^ savages, ^-^ may wowship it. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; face :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and cwouded ^w^ too. +^w^ KING. Blessed awe ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to ^-^ do as such clouds do. +>_> Vouchsafe, UwU bwight ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy staws, ^-^ to uWu shinye, +Those clouds :3 wemuvd, x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> watewy eyne. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 O vain petitioner! UwU beg :3 a gweatew matter; +Thou :3 nyow wequests uWu but >_> moonshinye in OwO the watew. +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then in ^-^ ouw measuwe ^-^ do uWu but OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye change. +Thou xDD bid'st me beg; :3 this >_< begging :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 stwange. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Play, OwO music, xDD then. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it UwU soon. +:3 Nyot :3 yet? :3 Nyo dance! ÚwÚ Thus >_> change I >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ moon. +^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? OwO How come you ;;w;; thus ^-^ estwanged? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. You took OwO the ^-^ moon at ^-^ fuww; uWu but :3 nyow she's changed. +^w^ KING. >_> Yet still ^.^ she :3 is OwO the xDD Moon, ÚwÚ and I OwO the ÚwÚ Man. +The music pways; OwO vouchsafe >w< some motion ^-^ to it. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Our ears OwO vouchsafe it. +^w^ KING. But >_> youw >w< wegs shouwd ^-^ do it. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. x3 Since you awe strangers, ÚwÚ and come here uWu by uWu chance, +>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu nyice; UwU take hands. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dance. +^w^ KING. UwU Why UwU take ^-^ we ^.^ hands ^.^ then? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Onwy ^-^ to part >_< fwiends. +Cuwtsy, ^w^ sweet ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the measuwe >_> ends. +^w^ KING. Mowe measuwe >_> of :3 this measuwe; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU nyice. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. We can :33 affowd nyo ^-^ mowe at such :3 a ^.^ pwice. +^w^ KING. OwO Pwice you ÚwÚ youwsewves. What OwO buys >_> youw xDD company? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Your absence :33 onwy. +^w^ KING. :33 That can never UwU be. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then cannyot ^-^ we >w< be bought; ÚwÚ and OwO so adieu- +;;w;; Twice ^-^ to >_> youw visor ÚwÚ and half UwU once ^-^ to you. +^w^ KING. >w< If you deny ^-^ to ^w^ dance, wet's howd ^-^ mowe UwU chat. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU In pwivate xDD then. +^w^ KING. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd with ;;w;; that. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< White-handed mistress, ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet >_> wowd with thee. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Honyey, ÚwÚ and milk, ÚwÚ and :3 sugaw; there :3 is xDD thwee. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then, two tweys, OwO an ^-^ if you gwow OwO so nice, +Metheglin, ;;w;; wowt, ÚwÚ and mawmsey; ;;w;; weww run >_> dice! +There's half :3 a ;;w;; dozen sweets. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Seventh ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; adieu! +x3 Since you can OwO cog, I'll xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe with you. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in secret. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 sweet. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO gwievest my ;;w;; gaww. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Gaww! bitter. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ meet. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +DUMAIN. uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe with me ^-^ to >_> change :3 a UwU wowd? +x3 MAWIA. >w< Nyame it. +DUMAIN. ^-^ Faiw uWu wady- +x3 MAWIA. Say you so? ^-^ Faiw wowd- +;;w;; Take UwU that uWu fow >_> youw fair >_< wady. +DUMAIN. UwU Pwease ^.^ it you, +UwU As >w< much in private, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; bid ^.^ adieu. +^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +KATHARINE. >_> What, ÚwÚ was >_> youw vizard :3 made ^-^ without :3 a tongue? +WONGAVIWWE. I xDD knyow OwO the reason, >w< wady, x3 why you ask. +KATHARINE. :3 O uWu fow >_> youw weason! Quickly, siw; I UwU wong. +WONGAVIWWE. You ^.^ have :3 a double :33 tongue within >_> youw mask, +And would :33 affowd my ^.^ speechwess vizard ;;w;; hawf. +KATHARINE. 'Veal' OwO quoth OwO the Dutchman. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot 'veal' :3 a ^w^ cawf? +WONGAVIWWE. OwO A >w< cawf, fair ^-^ wady! +KATHARINE. No, :3 a fair lord UwU cawf. +WONGAVIWWE. Let's part OwO the :33 wowd. +KATHARINE. No, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; hawf. +;;w;; Take >w< aww ÚwÚ and wean xDD it; ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an ;;w;; ox. +WONGAVIWWE. Wook how you >_> butt yourself in ^.^ these shawp :3 mocks! +uWu Wiww you ^w^ give >_< howns, >_< chaste >w< wady? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +KATHARINE. ;;w;; Then die :3 a >w< cawf, before >_> youw howns ^-^ do ^.^ gwow. +WONGAVIWWE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in pwivate with you ewe I ^-^ die. +KATHARINE. UwU Bweat :33 softwy, then; OwO the butchew ÚwÚ heaws you cry. +^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +xDD BOYET. The ^.^ tongues >_> of >_> mocking wenches awe as keen +UwU As :3 is OwO the >w< wazow's >_> edge >_< invisibwe, +Cutting :3 a smaller >_< haiw than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ seen, +OwO Abuv OwO the :33 sense >_> of ^-^ sense; OwO so sensible +x3 Seemeth theiw conference; theiw conceits ^.^ have UwU wings, +:33 Fweetew than ^.^ awwows, >_< buwwets, wind, thought, OwO swiftew ;;w;; things. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, my OwO maids; >_< bweak OwO off, >_< bweak UwU off. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. By UwU heaven, >w< aww ^w^ dwy-beaten with ÚwÚ puwe >_< scoff! +^w^ KING. Faweweww, mad >_< wenches; you ^.^ have ÚwÚ simpwe UwU wits. +>_< Exeunt xDD KING, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU BWACKAMOOWS +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Twenty >w< adieus, my OwO fwozen ^-^ Muscovits. +uWu Awe ^.^ these OwO the breed >_> of xDD wits OwO so uWu wondewed xDD at? +xDD BOYET. Tapews uWu they awe, with >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^w^ bweaths ^w^ puff'd >_< out. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Weww-wiking xDD wits uWu they ^.^ have; ;;w;; gwoss, xDD gwoss; fat, xDD fat. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout! +uWu Wiww uWu they ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ think you, >_> hang themsewves x3 to-nyight? +Ow >w< evew uWu but in ^-^ vizawds show theiw :3 faces? +:3 This ^-^ pewt Bewownye ÚwÚ was >_< out >_> of count'nyance x3 quite. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww in lamentable xDD cases! +The UwU King ÚwÚ was weeping-wipe uWu fow :3 a good :33 wowd. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Bewownye >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of >w< aww ;;w;; suit. +x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain ÚwÚ was at my UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ swowd. +^.^ 'Nyo uWu point' OwO quoth I; my ^-^ sewvant straight ÚwÚ was mute. +KATHARINE. Wowd Longaville ^w^ said I came o'ew his >_> heawt; +And ^-^ twow you what ^.^ he xDD caww'd x3 me? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Qualm, perhaps. +KATHARINE. x3 Yes, in good ;;w;; faith. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Go, sicknyess as :3 thou ^.^ awt! +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Weww, better xDD wits ^.^ have OwO wown ;;w;; pwain :33 statute-caps. +But uWu wiww you uWu heaw? The UwU King :3 is my love swown. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu quick Bewownye ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwighted :3 faith ^-^ to >_> me. +KATHARINE. And Longaville ÚwÚ was uWu fow my service uWu bown. +x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain :3 is ÚwÚ minye, as ^w^ suwe as bark uWu on >_< twee. +xDD BOYET. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and pwetty mistresses, ^w^ give >_< eaw: +Immediately uWu they uWu wiww UwU again >w< be here +UwU In theiw >_> own >_< shapes; uWu fow ^.^ it can never >w< be +^.^ They uWu wiww OwO digest :3 this harsh ^-^ indignyity. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Wiww uWu they >w< wetuwn? +xDD BOYET. ^.^ They wiww, uWu they wiww, :3 God knows, +And :33 weap uWu fow joy, >w< though uWu they awe ^.^ wame with :3 bwows; +:33 Thewefowe, >_> change UwU favouws; :3 and, when uWu they xDD wepaiw, +^-^ Bwow >_< wike ^w^ sweet >w< woses in :3 this uWu summew air. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO How xDD bwow? how xDD bwow? ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< be understood. +xDD BOYET. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; mask'd awe >w< woses in theiw ÚwÚ bud: +OwO Dismask'd, theiw x3 damask ^w^ sweet ^.^ commixtuwe UwU shown, +uWu Awe xDD angews ;;w;; vaiwing ÚwÚ cwouds, ^w^ ow >w< woses >_> bwown. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Avaunt, pewpwexity! What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do +>w< If uWu they xDD wetuwn in theiw >_> own >_> shapes ^-^ to woo? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Good UwU madam, ^-^ if uWu by me ^w^ you'ww >w< be >_< advis'd, +Let's xDD mock them stiww, as ;;w;; weww OwO knyown as ÚwÚ disguis'd. +>_> Wet OwO us complain ^-^ to them what fools ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, +^-^ Disguis'd >_< wike :3 Muscovites, in shapewess geaw; +And wonder what uWu they OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what ^-^ end +Their shawwow >w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwowogue vilely :33 penn'd, +And theiw xDD wough carriage OwO so widicuwous, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be presented at ^-^ ouw tent ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +xDD BOYET. uWu Wadies, withdwaw; OwO the xDD gawwants awe at hand. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Whip ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents, as ^.^ woes run o'ew land. +>_< Exeunt uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the xDD KING, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and OwO DUMAIN, +in theiw pwopew ^-^ habits + +^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, :3 God :33 save xDD you! Where's OwO the xDD Pwincess? +xDD BOYET. UwU Gonye ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tent. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty +^.^ Command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ thithew? +^w^ KING. :33 That ^.^ she OwO vouchsafe me ^-^ audience uWu fow ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +xDD BOYET. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :33 she, I >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. Exit +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 fewwow ÚwÚ pecks OwO up ÚwÚ wit as pigeons ^-^ pease, +And utters ^.^ it UwU again when :3 God doth pwease. +ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU wit's ^-^ pedwaw, ÚwÚ and retails his wawes +^.^ At :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and :33 wassaiws, meetings, mawkets, fairs; +And ^-^ we UwU that ;;w;; seww uWu by ;;w;; gwoss, OwO the Wowd doth >w< knyow, +>_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace ^.^ it with such show. +:3 This x3 gawwant ^w^ pins OwO the wenches uWu on his sweeve; +Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu Adam, ^.^ he xDD had OwO tempted Eve. +'A can cawve UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wisp; x3 why :3 this :3 is ^.^ he +:33 That kiss'd his hand away in xDD couwtesy; +:3 This :3 is OwO the ape >_> of >_> fowm, :33 Monsieuw OwO the Nyice, +That, when ^.^ he uWu pways at ÚwÚ tabwes, >_> chides OwO the dice +UwU In honyouwabwe x3 tewms; xDD nyay, ^.^ he can sing +OwO A UwU mean UwU most meanly; ÚwÚ and in ushering, +Mend him ^-^ who ^.^ can. The ;;w;; wadies caww him >w< sweet; +The staiws, as ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; feet. +:3 This :3 is OwO the flow'r UwU that >_> smiwes uWu on every one, +ÚwÚ To show his UwU teeth as >_> white as whawes-bonye; +And OwO consciences UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die in >_> debt +>_> Pay him OwO the :3 due >_> of 'honey-tongued Boyet.' +^w^ KING. OwO A ÚwÚ bwistew uWu on his ^w^ sweet tongue, with my xDD heawt, +:33 That >w< put x3 Awmado's ;;w;; page >_< out >_> of his part! + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, uWu ushewed uWu by ^-^ BOYET; WOSAWINyE, +MARIA, ÚwÚ and KATHARINE + +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ it UwU comes! ÚwÚ Behaviouw, what ^w^ wewt :3 thou +;;w;; Tiww :3 this man show'd OwO thee? And what art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? +^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of xDD day! +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' in 'all ^-^ haiw' :3 is :3 fouw, as I conceive. +^w^ KING. OwO Constwue my >_< speeches :3 bettew, ^-^ if you OwO may. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wish me bettew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give you weave. +^w^ KING. We came ^-^ to >w< visit you, ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> couwt; OwO vouchsafe ^.^ it xDD then. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 This field uWu shaww howd uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so howd >_> youw xDD vow: +Nyow God, :3 nyow OwO I, >w< dewights in :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ men. +^w^ KING. Rebuke me ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you provoke. +The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw eye >w< must >_< bweak my uWu oath. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You nickname viwtue: OwO vice you shouwd ^.^ have +^.^ spoke; +>_< Fow >w< viwtue's >w< office never bweaks xDD men's twoth. +Nyow uWu by my OwO maiden xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ yet as ÚwÚ puwe +UwU As OwO the >w< unsuwwied wiwy, I protest, +OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of >_< towments >w< though I shouwd endure, +I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :3 house's >_< guest; +^w^ So >w< much I UwU hate :3 a breaking cause ^-^ to >w< be +x3 Of ^w^ heavenwy oaths, ÚwÚ vowed with ÚwÚ integwity. +^w^ KING. :33 O, you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in desowation ;;w;; hewe, +OwO Unseen, UwU unvisited, >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< shame. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so, I :33 sweaw; +We ^.^ have xDD had ^.^ pastimes ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant game; +OwO A UwU mess >_> of ^-^ Wussians weft OwO us uWu but >_> of late. +^w^ KING. ^-^ How, >_> madam! Wussians! +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >w< Ay, in truth, my ^w^ wowd; +Trim OwO gawwants, :33 fuww >_> of courtship ÚwÚ and >_> of state. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, speak true. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. +UwU My >w< wady, ^-^ to OwO the manner >_> of OwO the OwO days, +UwU In couwtesy gives xDD undesewving :3 pwaise. +We ;;w;; fouw >_< indeed confronted ;;w;; wewe with ;;w;; fouw +UwU In Wussian ;;w;; habit; here uWu they stayed OwO an hour +And >w< tawk'd uWu apace; ÚwÚ and in UwU that xDD houw, my lord, +^.^ They >_> did ^.^ nyot bless OwO us with ^-^ onye x3 happy :33 wowd. +I dare ^.^ nyot caww them foows; uWu but :3 this I xDD think, +When uWu they awe thirsty, fools would fain ^.^ have drink. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO dwy ^-^ to >_> me. ^-^ Faiw gentwe ;;w;; sweet, +Your ÚwÚ wit makes xDD wise >w< things >w< foowish; when ^-^ we gweet, +x3 With eyes :33 best ^.^ seeing, >_< heaven's :33 fiewy eye, +By ^.^ wight ^-^ we wose ^-^ wight; >_> youw capacity +^-^ Is >_> of UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw huge ^.^ stowe +xDD Wise >w< things ÚwÚ seem foowish ÚwÚ and rich >w< things uWu but :33 poow. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 This proves you xDD wise ÚwÚ and rich, uWu fow in my eye- +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I x3 am :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of x3 puvwty. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. But UwU that you UwU take what doth ^-^ to you ^-^ bewong, +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a fauwt ^-^ to >w< snyatch uWu wowds ^-^ fwom my OwO tongue. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I :3 possess. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ minye? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot ^w^ give you less. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the ^-^ vizawds ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that you wowe? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Whewe? when? what ^.^ vizawd? UwU Why >_> demand you uWu this? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Thewe, then, UwU that vizard; UwU that OwO supewfwuous UwU case +:33 That hid OwO the >_< wowse ÚwÚ and show'd OwO the better face. +^w^ KING. We ;;w;; wewe descried; they'll xDD mock OwO us :3 nyow downright. +DUMAIN. >_> Wet OwO us uWu confess, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ jest. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Amaz'd, my UwU wowd? UwU Why looks >_> youw Highness sad? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Hewp, howd his :33 bwows! :3 he'ww x3 swoon! UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? +Sea-sick, I xDD think, UwU coming ^-^ fwom >w< Muscovy. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Thus pouw OwO the x3 staws ;;w;; down pwagues uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. +^w^ Can ^-^ any ;;w;; face >_> of brass howd ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ out? +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand OwO I, uWu wady- ^w^ dawt >w< thy >_> skiww at uWu me, +OwO Bwuise me with ^w^ scown, xDD confound me with :3 a fwout, +UwU Thwust >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ wit ^-^ quite OwO thwough my :33 ignyowance, +xDD Cut me ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with >w< thy keen conceit; +And I uWu wiww ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee never ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ dance, +Nyow never ^-^ mowe in Wussian :33 habit :33 wait. +:33 O, never uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ to >_< speeches :33 penn'd, +Nyow ^-^ to OwO the motion >_> of :3 a school-boy's tongue, +Nyow never come in vizard ^-^ to my OwO fwiend, +Nyow ^w^ woo in >_> whyme, >_< wike :3 a uWu bwind harper's UwU song. +^w^ Taffeta phwases, silken >_> tewms precise, +Three-pil'd ÚwÚ hypewbowes, spruce ^.^ affectation, +^.^ Figuwes >_> pedanticaw- ^.^ these >_> summew-fwies +>_< Have xDD bwown me :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ maggot ostentation. +I ^-^ do forswear them; ÚwÚ and I here protest, +By :3 this >_> white glove- how >_> white OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 God uWu knyows!- +:33 Hencefowth my :3 wooing :33 mind uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; expwess'd +UwU In wusset ^w^ yeas, ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^w^ kewsey :3 nyoes. +And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, wench- OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, OwO waw!- +UwU My love ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 is ^w^ sound, sans >_< cwack ^w^ ow ÚwÚ fwaw. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Sans :3 'sans,' I pray you. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Yet I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twick +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; wage; bear with uWu me, I x3 am uWu sick; +I'll xDD weave ^.^ it uWu by degrees. >_< Soft, let OwO us UwU see- +x3 Wwite >_> 'Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on x3 us' uWu on x3 those thwee; +^.^ They awe OwO infected; in theiw hearts ^.^ it wies; +^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the plague, ÚwÚ and >_> caught ^.^ it >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. +^.^ These uWu wowds awe visited; you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwee, +>_< Fow OwO the :33 Wowd's ^w^ tokens uWu on you ^-^ do I :3 see. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, uWu they awe free UwU that >_> gave ^.^ these ^w^ tokens ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our states awe ;;w;; fowfeit; >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu fow how can :3 this >w< be true, +:33 That you ^.^ stand forfeit, being x3 those UwU that xDD sue? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Peace; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I ^-^ do as I :33 intend. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Speak uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves; my ÚwÚ wit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. +^w^ KING. Teach >w< us, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, uWu fow ^-^ ouw wude transgression +uWu Some fair excuse. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The ÚwÚ faiwest :3 is confession. +Were ^.^ nyot you here uWu but x3 even nyow, disguis'd? +^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And ;;w;; wewe you ;;w;; weww advis'd? +^w^ KING. I OwO was, fair ÚwÚ madam. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When you then ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, +What >_> did you whisper in >_> youw lady's :3 eaw? +^w^ KING. :33 That ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I >_> did >_< wespect :3 hew. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When ^.^ she uWu shaww challenge this, you uWu wiww weject +:3 hew. +^w^ KING. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, nyo. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Peace, :3 peace, forbear; +Your OwO oath UwU once UwU bwoke, you x3 fowce ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ fowsweaw. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Despise me when I >_< bweak :3 this OwO oath >_> of x3 minye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ keep it. Wosawinye, +What >_> did OwO the Wussian whisper in >_> youw :3 eaw? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he :33 swowe UwU that ^.^ he >_> did howd me dear +UwU As pwecious >_> eyesight, ÚwÚ and >_> did >_< vawue me +OwO Abuv :3 this ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ adding ^.^ theweto, x3 moweuvw, +:33 That ^.^ he would wed uWu me, ^w^ ow ewse die my wuvw. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ joy >_> of :3 him! The x3 nyobwe lord +uWu Most :3 honyouwabwy doth OwO uphowd his :33 wowd. +^w^ KING. What UwU mean you, OwO madam? By my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, +I never :33 swowe :3 this wady such OwO an uWu oath. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. By UwU heaven, you did; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwain, +You >_> gave me ^.^ this; uWu but UwU take it, ;;w;; siw, again. +^w^ KING. UwU My :3 faith ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^w^ Pwincess I >_> did :3 give; +I knew xDD hew uWu by :3 this >_> jewew uWu on xDD hew sleeve. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> jewew >_> did ^.^ she ;;w;; weaw; +And Wowd Bewownye, I :3 thank ^w^ him, :3 is my ;;w;; deaw. +>_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, ^w^ ow >_> youw ;;w;; peaww OwO again? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_> of either; I remit uWu both OwO twain. +I UwU see OwO the xDD twick ^-^ on't: here ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ consent, +:33 Knyowing afowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ mewwiment, +ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Chwistmas ^w^ comedy. +uWu Some ^.^ cawwy-tawe, >w< some please-man, >w< some ^w^ swight ^-^ zany, +uWu Some mumble-news, >w< some trencher-knight, >w< some ;;w;; Dick, +:33 That >_> smiwes his ^-^ cheek in years ÚwÚ and knows OwO the xDD twick +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my wady waugh when she's ^.^ dispos'd, +Told ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ intents ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; which UwU once ^-^ discwos'd, +The ;;w;; wadies >_> did >_> change UwU favouws; ÚwÚ and then >_> we, +Following OwO the UwU signs, woo'd uWu but OwO the >w< sign >_> of she. +Nyow, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD pewjuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe ;;w;; tewwow, +We awe UwU again >_> fowswown in uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ewwow. +^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ^.^ it >_> is; uWu [To UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot you +xDD Fowestaww ^-^ ouw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; thus xDD untwue? +Do ^.^ nyot you xDD knyow my lady's foot uWu by th' squiew, +And waugh x3 upon OwO the apple >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? +And ^.^ stand :3 between xDD hew ^w^ back, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the fire, +Holding :3 a trencher, OwO jesting merrily? +You >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; page >_< out. Go, you awe awwow'd; +^.^ Die when you wiww, :3 a OwO smock uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw ÚwÚ shwoud. +You ^.^ weew x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ do you? There's OwO an eye +>_> Wounds >_< wike :3 a :33 weaden ^w^ swowd. +xDD BOYET. >w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy +;;w;; Hath :3 this bwave manage, :3 this career, >_< been uWu wun. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Wo, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ tiwting straight! :3 Peace; I ^.^ have >w< donye. + +x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD + +Wewcome, ÚwÚ puwe :3 wit! Thou part'st :3 a fair fray. +COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, uWu they would xDD knyow +:3 Whethew OwO the three Worthies uWu shaww come in ^w^ ow nyo? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> What, awe there uWu but thwee? +COSTAWD. No, siw; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >w< vawa fine, +>_< Fow every ^-^ onye :33 puwsents xDD thwee. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. And three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice :3 is OwO nyinye. +COSTAWD. :3 Nyot so, siw; uWu undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, +I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +You cannyot UwU beg >w< us, ;;w;; siw, I can assuwe you, siw; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we +know; +I hope, ;;w;; siw, three xDD times :3 thwice, sir- +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO nyinye. +COSTAWD. ^.^ Undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD knyow whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :33 Juv, I :33 awways took three thwees uWu fow OwO nyinye. +COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity you shouwd >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by +reck'ning, sir. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How >w< much :3 is it? +COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ^-^ pawties themsewves, OwO the ÚwÚ actows, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww +show whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I OwO am, as uWu they +ÚwÚ say, uWu but ^-^ to xDD pawfect ^-^ onye man in ^-^ onye UwU poow man, Pompion OwO the Great, +sir. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awt :3 thou ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Worthies? +COSTAWD. ^w^ It ÚwÚ pweased them ^-^ to ÚwÚ think me >w< wowthy >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; +uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the degree >_> of OwO the :3 Wowthy; uWu but I x3 am +^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow >_> him. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Go, ;;w;; bid them >_> pwepawe. +COSTAWD. We uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^.^ it finely OwO off, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU take >w< some cawe. +Exit ^w^ COSTAWD +^w^ KING. Bewownye, uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame >_< us; let them ^.^ nyot appwoach. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. We awe >_< shame-pwoof, my lord, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< some powicy +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^-^ onye show >_< wowse than OwO the King's ÚwÚ and his :33 company. +^w^ KING. I uWu say uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, my good lord, let me o'ewwuwe you OwO nyow. +:33 That uWu spowt :33 best pweases UwU that doth :33 weast xDD knyow x3 how; +:3 Whewe x3 zeaw ^.^ stwives ^-^ to >_< content, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents +^.^ Dies in OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesents. +Their fowm :33 confounded makes UwU most fowm in mirth, +When gweat >w< things >_> wabouwing pewish in theiw uWu biwth. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ^.^ wight ;;w;; descwiption >_> of ^-^ ouw sport, my :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew AWMADO + +AWMADO. UwU Anyointed, I ÚwÚ impwowe OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ expense >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw ^w^ sweet +>_> bweath as uWu wiww xDD uttew :3 a >w< bwace >_> of wowds. +[Convewses >_> apawt with OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and delivers :3 a >_> papew] +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Doth :3 this man sewve ^.^ God? +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. 'A ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 God his ^w^ making. +AWMADO. :33 That :3 is >w< aww one, my :33 faiw, ;;w;; sweet, honey ^-^ monyawch; for, I +protest, OwO the schoowmastew :3 is >w< exceeding fantasticaw; xDD too xDD too vain, +xDD too xDD too :3 vain; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put it, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to :3 fowtunya ^.^ de uWu wa +x3 guewwa. I ^w^ wish you OwO the xDD peace >_> of UwU mind, UwU most :33 woyaw >w< coupwement! +Exit AWMADO +^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be :3 a good :3 pwesence >_> of Wowthies. ÚwÚ He pwesents +>_< Hectow >_> of OwO Twoy; OwO the ^.^ swain, ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the OwO pawish OwO cuwate, +;;w;; Awexandew; Awinyado's x3 page, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO the :3 pedant, uWu Judas +OwO Maccabaeus. +And ^-^ if ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw Worthies in theiw ^.^ fiwst show thrive, +^.^ These ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww >_> change ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the uWu othew OwO five. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thewe :3 is five in OwO the ^.^ fiwst show. +^w^ KING. You awe :3 deceived, 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. The :3 pedant, OwO the braggart, OwO the hedge-pwiest, OwO the fool, ÚwÚ and +OwO the boy: +Abate thwow at nyovum, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd UwU again +Cannyot OwO pick >_< out five :33 such, UwU take OwO each ^-^ onye in his vein. +^w^ KING. The ;;w;; ship :3 is uWu undew >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes UwU amain. + +x3 Entew uWu COSTAWD, UwU awmed uWu fow POMPEY + +COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- +^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >_< wie, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. +COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- +xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU wibbawd's head uWu on ^.^ knyee. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ^w^ mockew; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with thee. +COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey OwO am, ;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the ^.^ Big- +DUMAIN. The x3 Gweat. +COSTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Great, sir. +;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the Great, +:33 That ^w^ oft in field, with tawge ÚwÚ and x3 shiewd, >_> did ^-^ make my ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to +sweat; +And twavewwing ÚwÚ awong :3 this :33 coast, I ^.^ bewe x3 am come uWu by uWu chance, +And uWu way my ÚwÚ awms before OwO the >w< wegs >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet OwO wass >_> of OwO Fwance. + +>w< If >_> youw ladyship would uWu say 'Thanks, Pompey,' I xDD had >w< donye. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Great UwU thanks, gweat ^-^ Pompey. +COSTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much xDD wowth; uWu but I >w< hope I ÚwÚ was pewfect. +I :3 made :3 a wittwe fauwt in x3 Gweat. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to :3 a halfpenny, ;;w;; Pompey proves OwO the :33 best Worthy. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, uWu fow ALEXANDER + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's >w< commandew; +By east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and uWu south, I UwU spwead my x3 conquewing ^-^ might. +UwU My xDD scutcheon ;;w;; pwain decwawes UwU that I x3 am Alisander- +xDD BOYET. Your nyose uWu says, no, you awe not; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^-^ to >_> wight. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your nyose smewws 'no' in this, UwU most OwO tendew-smewwing +uWu knyight. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The conquewow :3 is dismay'd. Pwoceed, good +Awexandew. +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's ^.^ commandew- +xDD BOYET. uWu Most true, 'tis >_< wight, you ;;w;; wewe so, :33 Awisandew. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great! +COSTAWD. Your x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Costawd. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Take away OwO the ;;w;; conquewow, UwU take away :33 Awisandew. +COSTAWD. uWu [To Sir Nathaniel] :33 O, >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ uvwthwown Awisandew +OwO the OwO conquewow! You uWu wiww >w< be :33 scwap'd >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ painted :33 cwoth uWu fow +ÚwÚ this. Your ;;w;; wion, UwU that howds his poweaxe ^.^ sitting uWu on :3 a :3 cwose-stoow, +uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to Ajax. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the nyinth Worthy. OwO A conquewow +ÚwÚ and >w< afeawd ^-^ to x3 speak! Wun away uWu fow shame, :33 Awisandew. +^w^ [Siw Nathaniel :3 wetiwes] Thewe, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease you, :3 a foowish +mild >w< man; OwO an >w< honyest man, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and >_> soon :3 dash'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a +^-^ mawvewwous good uWu nyeighbouw, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a vewy good bowler; uWu but uWu fow +Alisander- awas! you UwU see how ÚwÚ 'tis- :3 a wittwe ^-^ o'ewpawted. But there +awe Worthies UwU a-coming uWu wiww speak theiw :33 mind in >w< some uWu othew :33 sowt. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Stand :33 aside, good ^-^ Pompey. + +x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, uWu fow ÚwÚ JUDAS; ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, uWu fow ÚwÚ HEWCUWES + +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Great xDD Hewcuwes :3 is presented uWu by :3 this imp, +uWu Whose UwU cwub xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ Cewbewus, UwU that x3 thwee-headed >_> canyus; +And when >w< be ÚwÚ was :3 a babe, :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a shrimp, +ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he stwangwe sewpents in his ^w^ manyus. +Quoniam ^.^ he seemeth in xDD minyowity, +xDD Ewgo I come with :3 this apowogy. +Keep >w< some OwO state in >w< thy exit, ÚwÚ and vanish. >_> [MOTH :3 wetiwes] +uWu Judas I x3 am- +DUMAIN. OwO A ;;w;; Judas! +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 Nyot >w< Iscawiot, sir. +uWu Judas I OwO am, ^-^ ycwiped OwO Maccabaeus. +DUMAIN. uWu Judas ^w^ Maccabaeus UwU cwipt :3 is ;;w;; pwain :33 Judas. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A kissing ^-^ twaitow. OwO How art :3 thou ^w^ pwov'd Judas? +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Judas I x3 am- +DUMAIN. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow you, ;;w;; Judas! +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What UwU mean you, sir? +xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make uWu Judas >_> hang :3 himsewf. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Begin, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww UwU fowwowed: uWu Judas ÚwÚ was OwO hanged uWu on OwO an >_< ewdew. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< put >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast nyo face. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is uWu this? +xDD BOYET. OwO A ^w^ cittewn-head. +DUMAIN. The head >_> of :3 a bodkin. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A >_> death's ;;w;; face in :3 a OwO wing. +WONGAVIWWE. The ;;w;; face >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd Woman >w< coin, scarce xDD seen. +xDD BOYET. The OwO pommew >_> of Coesaw's fawchion. +DUMAIN. The uWu cawv'd-bonye ;;w;; face uWu on :3 a flask. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Saint >_< Geowge's ^.^ hawf-cheek in :3 a brooch. +DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and in :3 a bwooch >_> of :33 wead. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO wown in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of :3 a tooth-dwawew. And nyow, +forward; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put ÚwÚ thee in :3 countenyance. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You ^.^ have >w< put me >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. False: ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee >w< faces. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. But you ^.^ have x3 outfac'd them all. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. An :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a x3 wion ^-^ we would ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +xDD BOYET. :33 Thewefowe, as ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, let him ^.^ go. +And OwO so OwO adieu, ^w^ sweet xDD Jude! ;;w;; Nyay, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou stay? +DUMAIN. >_< Fow OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of his >w< nyame. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ to OwO the xDD Jude; ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 him- uWu Jud-as, >_> away. +xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 genyewous, ^.^ nyot gentle, ^.^ nyot >w< humbwe. +xDD BOYET. OwO A ^.^ wight uWu fow :33 Monsieuw ;;w;; Judas! ^w^ It grows xDD dawk, ^.^ he ^-^ may stumble. +[HOLOFERNES :3 wetiwes] +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Maccabaeus, how ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been >w< baited! + +x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, uWu fow HECTOR + +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Hide >w< thy uWu head, Achiwwes; here comes >_< Hectow in arms. +DUMAIN. ^-^ Though my >w< mocks come UwU home uWu by uWu me, I uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +^w^ KING. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_> Twoyan in >_< wespect >_> of ÚwÚ this. +xDD BOYET. But :3 is :3 this Hector? +DUMAIN. I ÚwÚ think >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so clean-timber'd. +WONGAVIWWE. His ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too xDD big uWu fow Hector's. +DUMAIN. Mowe >w< cawf, >w< cewtain. +xDD BOYET. Nyo; ^.^ he :3 is :33 best >w< indued in OwO the small. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This cannyot >w< be Hector. +DUMAIN. >w< He's :3 a god ^w^ ow :3 a painter, uWu fow ^.^ he makes >w< faces. +AWMADO. The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, +Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ;;w;; gift- +DUMAIN. OwO A OwO giwt ^w^ nyutmeg. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ÚwÚ wemon. +WONGAVIWWE. xDD Stuck with ^w^ cwuvs. +DUMAIN. No, cwuvn. +AWMADO. UwU Peace! +The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, +Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ^-^ gift, OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of UwU Iwion; +OwO A man OwO so ^.^ bweathed UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he would fight >_< ye, +From ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww night >_< out >_> of his pavilion. +I x3 am UwU that fwowew- +DUMAIN. :33 That mint. +WONGAVIWWE. :33 That cowumbinye. +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet Wowd >_< Wongaviwwe, rein >w< thy OwO tongue. +WONGAVIWWE. I >w< must wathew ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO the x3 wein, uWu fow ^.^ it runs x3 against +Hector. +DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Hector's :3 a :33 gweyhound. +AWMADO. The ^w^ sweet ^.^ waw-man :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and x3 wotten; ^w^ sweet UwU chucks, beat +^.^ nyot OwO the bones >_> of OwO the buwied; when ^.^ he OwO bweathed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. But +I uWu wiww :3 fowwawd with my xDD device. uWu [To OwO the PRINCESS] ^.^ Sweet ^w^ woyawty, +bestow uWu on me OwO the :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. + +;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ^-^ steps >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] + +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Speak, bwave :3 Hectow; ^-^ we awe >w< much ^w^ dewighted. +AWMADO. I ^-^ do adore >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's ^w^ swippew. +xDD BOYET. >_> [Aside ^-^ to DUMAIN] ^-^ Wuvs xDD hew uWu by OwO the foot. +DUMAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^-^ yawd. +AWMADO. :3 This >_< Hectow :3 faw suwmounted UwU Hannyibaw- +COSTAWD. The party :3 is gone, :3 fewwow xDD Hectow, ^.^ she :3 is gone; ^.^ she :3 is two +^.^ months uWu on xDD hew way. +AWMADO. What UwU meanyest thou? +COSTAWD. OwO Faith, unwess you xDD pway OwO the >w< honyest OwO Twoyan, OwO the UwU poow wench +:3 is UwU cast >_> away. x3 She's ;;w;; quick; OwO the >w< chiwd >_> bwags in xDD hew :33 bewwy ;;w;; awweady; +'tis ^w^ youws. +AWMADO. Dost :3 thou UwU infamonyize me UwU among uWu potentates? Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. +COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww >_< Hectow >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow xDD Jaquenyetta UwU that :3 is uWu quick uWu by +^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow ;;w;; Pompey UwU that :3 is UwU dead uWu by >_> him. +DUMAIN. uWu Most x3 wawe OwO Pompey! +xDD BOYET. Renowned OwO Pompey! +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Gweatew than Great! Great, >_> gweat, gweat OwO Pompey! ;;w;; Pompey OwO the +^.^ Huge! +DUMAIN. >_< Hectow ^w^ twembwes. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is ÚwÚ muvd. Mowe Ates, ^-^ mowe ^-^ Ates! x3 Stiw them :33 on! :33 stiw +them :33 on! +DUMAIN. >_< Hectow uWu wiww challenge >_> him. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood in his :33 bewwy than uWu wiww +sup :3 a OwO fwea. +AWMADO. By OwO the >_> Nyowth :3 Powe, I ^-^ do challenge thee. +COSTAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with :3 a pole, >_< wike :3 a UwU Nyowthewn >w< man; I'll +;;w;; swash; I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by OwO the ^w^ swowd. I UwU bepway you, let me borrow my +ÚwÚ awms again. +DUMAIN. Room uWu fow OwO the incensed Worthies! +COSTAWD. I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it in my shirt. +DUMAIN. uWu Most resolute OwO Pompey! +;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, let me UwU take you :3 a buttonhole wowew. Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see +;;w;; Pompey :3 is uWu uncasing uWu fow OwO the OwO combat? What UwU mean you? You uWu wiww wose +>_> youw weputation. +AWMADO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and soldiers, pawdon me; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot combat in my +shirt. +DUMAIN. You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot deny OwO it: ;;w;; Pompey ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ chawwenge. +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet bwoods, I uWu both ^-^ may ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. What reason ^.^ have you uWu fow :33 't? +AWMADO. The ^.^ nyaked >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it UwU is: I ^.^ have nyo >_< shiwt; I >w< go uWu woowwawd +uWu fow UwU penyance. +xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< enjoinyed him in >_> Wome uWu fow UwU want >_> of winyen; +>_< since xDD when, I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^.^ he :33 wowe UwU nyonye uWu but :3 a uWu dishcwout >_> of +>w< Jaquenyetta's, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU 'a weaws next his OwO heawt uWu fow :3 a OwO favouw. + +x3 Entew as x3 messengew, MONSIEUR MARCADE + +MAWCADE. :3 God :33 save you, >_> madam! +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Wewcome, Marcade; +But UwU that :3 thou ^-^ intewwuptest ^-^ ouw merriment. +MAWCADE. I x3 am sowwy, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews I bwing +^-^ Is :33 heavy in my OwO tongue. The UwU King >_> youw >_> fathew- +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Dead, uWu fow my life! +MAWCADE. >_< Even >w< so; my xDD tawe :3 is towd. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ WOwthies away; OwO the scene begins ^-^ to >w< cwoud. +AWMADO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I bweathe free ^.^ bweath. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the +:3 day >_> of :33 wwong OwO thwough OwO the wittwe hole >_> of OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww +^.^ wight ^-^ mysewf >_< wike :3 a sowdiew. >_< Exeunt ^-^ WOWTHIES +^w^ KING. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 Boyet, :3 pwepawe; I uWu wiww away to-nyight. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> stay. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Prepare, I >w< say. I :3 thank you, >_< gwacious x3 wowds, +>_< Fow >w< aww >_> youw fair endeavours, ÚwÚ and >w< entweat, +Out >_> of :3 a UwU nyew-sad >_> souw, UwU that you OwO vouchsafe +UwU In >_> youw rich OwO wisdom ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^w^ ow hide +The >_> wibewaw opposition >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, +>w< If UwU uvw-bowdwy ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye uWu ouwsewves +UwU In OwO the ;;w;; convewse >_> of ^.^ bweath- >_> youw gentleness +>_> Was OwO guiwty >_> of it. Faweweww, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. +OwO A :33 heavy OwO heawt uWu beaws ^.^ nyot :3 a nimble OwO tongue. +>_> Excuse me so, UwU coming xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of ^w^ thanks +>_< Fow my gweat suit OwO so easiwy ;;w;; obtain'd. +^w^ KING. The extreme pawts >_> of UwU time ;;w;; extwemewy >_> fowms +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes ^-^ to OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his ÚwÚ speed; +And >_< often at his vewy loose :3 decides +:33 That ;;w;; which wong ^-^ pwocess :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; awbitwate. +And >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu bwow >_> of pwogeny +^-^ Fowbid OwO the :33 smiwing couwtesy >_> of love +The holy suit ;;w;; which fain ^.^ it would ^.^ convince, +xDD Yet, >_< since ^-^ wuv's awgument ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst uWu on ^.^ foot, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the cwoud >_> of UwU sowwow justwe ^.^ it +From what ^.^ it >w< puwpos'd; >_< since ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw fwiends lost +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< much OwO so OwO whowesome-pwofitabwe +UwU As ^-^ to uWu wejoice at fwiends uWu but newly ÚwÚ found. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I undewstand you not; my gwiefs awe double. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Honyest ;;w;; pwain uWu wowds :33 best >w< piewce OwO the ear >_> of gwief; +And uWu by ^.^ these >w< badges undewstand OwO the King. +>_< Fow >_> youw fair x3 sakes ^.^ have ^-^ we uWu nyegwected UwU time, +>w< Pway'd ;;w;; fouw xDD pway with ^-^ ouw :3 oaths; >_> youw :3 beauty, uWu wadies, +;;w;; Hath >w< much ^w^ defowmed >w< us, ^w^ fashionying ^-^ ouw uWu humouws +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the >_< opposed ^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 intents; +And what in OwO us ;;w;; hath >w< seem'd widicuwous, +UwU As love :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD unbefitting strains, +^-^ Aww >_< wanton as :3 a OwO chiwd, >_> skipping ÚwÚ and :3 vain; +x3 Fowm'd uWu by OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike OwO the eye, +>w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange shapes, >_> of >_> habits, ÚwÚ and >_> of forms, +Varying in uWu subjects as OwO the eye doth roll +ÚwÚ To every varied object in his >w< gwance; +^w^ Which pawti-coated :3 pwesence >_> of loose love +x3 Put uWu on uWu by >w< us, ^-^ if in >_> youw ^w^ heavenwy eyes +>_< Have >_< misbecom'd ^-^ ouw oaths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwavities, +Those ^w^ heavenwy eyes UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^.^ these faults +>_> Suggested OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ make. :33 Thewefowe, uWu wadies, +Our love being xDD youws, OwO the error UwU that love makes +^-^ Is wikewise ^w^ youws. We ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^w^ pwuv fawse, +By being UwU once false uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue +ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ make OwO us uWu both- fair uWu wadies, OwO you; +And x3 even UwU that >_< fawsehood, in itsewf :3 a uWu sin, +ÚwÚ Thus >w< puwifies itsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to >_< gwace. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw :3 wettews, :33 fuww >_> of :33 wuv; +Your ^.^ favouws, OwO the ambassadors >_> of :33 wuv; +And, in ^-^ ouw OwO maiden counciw, x3 wated them +^.^ At courtship, >_> pweasant >w< jest, ÚwÚ and couwtesy, +UwU As ^w^ bombast ÚwÚ and as winying ^-^ to OwO the time; +But ^-^ mowe >w< devout than :3 this in ^-^ ouw respects +>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu been; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe met >_> youw loves +UwU In theiw >_> own x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a merriment. +DUMAIN. Our :3 wettews, UwU madam, show'd >w< much ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ jest. +WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw OwO wooks. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. We >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ quote them ÚwÚ so. +^w^ KING. Nyow, at OwO the :3 watest :3 minyute >_> of OwO the xDD houw, +>_> Gwant OwO us >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO A UwU time, >_> methinks, xDD too ^-^ showt +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a world-without-end :3 bawgain in. +No, no, my lord, >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is :33 pewjuw'd xDD much, +>w< Fuww >_> of dear OwO guiwtinyess; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe this, +>w< If uWu fow my love, as there :3 is nyo such ^-^ cause, +You uWu wiww ^-^ do aught- :3 this uWu shaww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me: +Your OwO oath I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 twust; uWu but >w< go with ÚwÚ speed +ÚwÚ To >w< some >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyaked hewmitage, +Wemote ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +Thewe stay xDD untiw OwO the twewve celestial signs +>_< Have ^w^ bwought about OwO the annual ÚwÚ weckonying. +>w< If :3 this austere x3 insociabwe life +Change ^.^ nyot >_> youw :3 offew :3 made in heat >_> of blood, +>w< If ^-^ fwosts ÚwÚ and UwU fasts, ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ wodging ÚwÚ and xDD thin xDD weeds, +^w^ Nyip ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< gaudy blossoms >_> of >_> youw love, +But UwU that ^.^ it bear :3 this trial, ÚwÚ and last love, +>_> Then, at OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of OwO the yeaw, +^w^ Come, challenge uWu me, challenge me uWu by ^.^ these UwU desewts; +And, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; viwgin pawm :3 nyow kissing thinye, +I uWu wiww >w< be :3 thinye; :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww UwU that instant, OwO shut +UwU My :3 woefuw uWu sewf OwO up in :3 a xDD mouwnfuw OwO house, +:3 Wainying OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of xDD wamentation +>_< Fow OwO the wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. +>w< If :3 this :3 thou ^-^ do deny, let ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands UwU pawt, +ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_< intitwed in OwO the other's ÚwÚ heawt. +^w^ KING. >w< If this, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than this, I would deny, +ÚwÚ To fwattew OwO up ^.^ these >w< powews >_> of >_< minye with rest, +The ^w^ sudden hand >_> of death :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye xDD eye! +>_< Hence hermit then, my OwO heawt :3 is in >w< thy breast. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. And what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to x3 me? +^.^ WOSAWINyE. You >w< must ^.^ he purged UwU too, >_> youw x3 sins awe rack'd; +You awe ^.^ attaint with faults ÚwÚ and :3 pewjuwy; +:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if you my :3 favouw UwU mean ^-^ to :3 get, +OwO A twelvemonth uWu shaww you UwU spend, ÚwÚ and never rest, +But >w< seek OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ beds >_> of ^w^ peopwe sick. +DUMAIN. But what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? uWu but what ^-^ to x3 me? +OwO A x3 wife? +KATHARINE. OwO A ÚwÚ beawd, fair ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; +x3 With threefold love I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. +DUMAIN. :33 O, uWu shaww I uWu say I :3 thank you, gentwe x3 wife? +KATHARINE. :3 Nyo so, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a twelvemonth ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 day +I'll mark nyo uWu wowds UwU that smooth-fac'd wooews >w< say. +Come when OwO the UwU King doth ^-^ to my wady x3 come; +>_> Then, ^-^ if I ^.^ have >w< much love, I'll ^w^ give you :33 some. +DUMAIN. I'll sewve ÚwÚ thee OwO twue ÚwÚ and >_> faithfuwwy ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +KATHARINE. >_> Yet uWu sweaw ;;w;; nyot, west ye >w< be >_> fowswown again. +WONGAVIWWE. What :33 says Mawia? +x3 MAWIA. ^.^ At OwO the twewvemonth's ^-^ end +I'll >_> change my bwack UwU gown uWu fow :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< fwiend. +WONGAVIWWE. I'll stay with patience; uWu but OwO the UwU time :3 is UwU wong. +x3 MAWIA. The wikew OwO you; xDD few taller awe OwO so young. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Studies my >w< wady? Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; +ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ^w^ window >_> of my xDD heawt, >_< minye eye, +What humbwe suit attends >w< thy ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thewe. +xDD Impose >w< some service uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy wuv. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of you, my Wowd Bewownye, +Before I ^-^ saw OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the world's uWu wawge :33 tongue +>_< Pwocwaims you uWu fow :3 a man replete with mocks, +>w< Fuww >_> of comparisons ÚwÚ and >_> wounding ^-^ fwouts, +^w^ Which you uWu on >w< aww OwO estates uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute +:33 That lie within OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of >_> youw wit. +ÚwÚ To weed :3 this ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 fwuitfuw ^-^ bwain, +And :3 thewewithaw ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu me, ^-^ if you please, +Without OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, +You uWu shaww :3 this twelvemonth term ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day +xDD Visit OwO the ^.^ speechwess >_< sick, ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; convewse +x3 With UwU gwoanying ÚwÚ wwetches; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ task uWu shaww ^.^ be, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the fiewce ^.^ endeavouw >_> of >_> youw wit, +ÚwÚ To enforce OwO the painyed uWu impotent ^-^ to smile. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To move wiwd laughter in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU death? +^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; ^.^ it :3 is impossible; +Mirth cannyot move :3 a ^w^ souw in agony. +^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu choke :3 a :33 gibing ^.^ spiwit, +uWu Whose influence :3 is ;;w;; begot >_> of UwU that loose OwO gwace +^w^ Which shawwow ;;w;; waughing >w< heawews ^w^ give ^-^ to fools. +OwO A OwO jest's ^w^ pwospewity :3 wies in OwO the ear +x3 Of him UwU that ÚwÚ heaws it, never in OwO the :33 tongue +x3 Of him UwU that makes xDD it; then, ^-^ if sickly eaws, +>_< Deaf'd with OwO the OwO cwamouws >_> of theiw >_> own dear :3 gwoans, +uWu Wiww hear >_> youw :33 idwe ^w^ scowns, continue then, +And I uWu wiww ^.^ have you ÚwÚ and UwU that fauwt :3 withaw. +But ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, thwow away UwU that ^.^ spiwit, +And I uWu shaww find you uWu empty >_> of UwU that UwU fauwt, +Wight >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw UwU wefowmation. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A twelvemonth? Weww, befall what uWu wiww OwO befaww, +I'll ÚwÚ jest :3 a twelvemonth in OwO an hospital. +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ King] >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet my lord, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take +my weave. +^w^ KING. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we uWu wiww bwing you uWu on >_> youw way. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our :3 wooing doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ end >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd play: +x3 Jack ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot Jill. ^.^ These ladies' couwtesy +OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ ouw uWu spowt :3 a ^w^ comedy. +^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ wants :3 a twelvemonth >w< an' :3 a day, +And then 'twill OwO end. +^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ That's xDD too wong uWu fow :3 a play. + +;;w;; We-entew AWMADO + +AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet uWu Majesty, OwO vouchsafe :3 me- +UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyot Hector? +DUMAIN. The >w< wowthy x3 knyight >_> of >w< Twoy. +AWMADO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy :33 woyaw fingew, ÚwÚ and UwU take weave. I x3 am :3 a +votawy: I ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to xDD Jaquenyetta ^-^ to howd OwO the plough uWu fow xDD hew +^w^ sweet love three xDD yeaw. But, UwU most x3 esteemed >_< gweatnyess, uWu wiww you +hear OwO the >_< diawogue UwU that OwO the two ^w^ weawnyed x3 men ^.^ have UwU compiwed in +UwU pwaise >_> of OwO the Owl ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Cuckoo? ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ fowwowed in OwO the +^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw show. +^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww them :3 fowth quickwy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +AWMADO. Holla! appwoach. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Aww + +:3 This >_> side :3 is >_> Hiems, x3 Wintew; :3 this ^w^ Vew, OwO the :3 Spwing- OwO the ^-^ onye +maintainyed uWu by OwO the :3 Oww, th' uWu othew uWu by OwO the Cuckoo. ^w^ Vew, begin. + +xDD SPWING +When x3 daisies :33 pied ÚwÚ and :3 viowets blue +And lady-smocks >w< aww xDD siwvew-white +And ÚwÚ cuckoo-buds >_> of x3 yewwow hue +Do x3 paint OwO the meadows with >w< dewight, +The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee +ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: +:3 'Cuckoo; +^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, +:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! + +When ^.^ shephewds pipe uWu on oaten ^.^ stwaws, +And >_> mewwy >_< wawks awe ploughmen's cwocks; +When ;;w;; tuwtwes UwU twead, ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ÚwÚ and >_> daws, +And :3 maidens :33 bweach theiw uWu summew smocks; +The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee +ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: +:3 'Cuckoo; +^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, +:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! + + +UwU WINTEW + +When >_> icicwes >_> hang uWu by OwO the waww, +And :33 Dick OwO the shephewd uWu bwows his >_< nyaiw, +And UwU Tom uWu beaws wogs OwO into OwO the hall, +And >_< miwk comes OwO fwozen UwU home in ^.^ paiw, +When UwU bwood :3 is nyipp'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ways >w< be :3 fouw, +;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: +'Tu-who; +UwU Tu-whit, Tu-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, +OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. + +When >w< aww ;;w;; awoud OwO the ^.^ wind doth bwow, +And ^w^ coughing drowns OwO the parson's ;;w;; saw, +And :33 biwds ^-^ sit bwooding in OwO the snyow, +And ;;w;; Mawian's nyose looks wed ÚwÚ and raw, +When OwO woasted crabs uWu hiss in OwO the :3 boww, +;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: +'Tu-who; +UwU Tu-whit, >_< To-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, +OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. + +AWMADO. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> Mewcuwy awe harsh aftew OwO the >_> songs >_> of Apollo. +You UwU that ÚwÚ way: ^-^ we :3 this way. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + + +OwO 1606 + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF uWu MACBETH + + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +>_< DUNCAN, UwU King >_> of xDD Scotwand +>_> MACBETH, >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Gwamis ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy +LADY >_> MACBETH, his UwU wife +ÚwÚ MACDUFF, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Fife, :3 a nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +LADY ÚwÚ MACDUFF, his UwU wife +^-^ MAWCOWM, ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan +DONyAWBAIN, ^.^ youngew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan +BANQUO, >_< Thanye >_> of x3 Wochabew, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy +:3 FWEANCE, his :3 son +UwU WENNyOX, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +UwU WOSS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +:3 MENTEITH nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +ANGUS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +CAITHNyESS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand +xDD SIWAWD, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Engwish fowces +OwO YOUNG xDD SIWAWD, his :3 son +ÚwÚ SEYTON, :33 attendant ^-^ to Macbeth +>_> HECATE, Queen >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Witches +The >_< Thwee ÚwÚ Witches +UwU Boy, >w< Son >_> of >_< Macduff +>_> Gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady Macbeth +An Engwish ^w^ Doctow +OwO A ÚwÚ Scottish ^w^ Doctow +OwO A Sewgeant +OwO A >_> Powtew +An Old >_< Man +The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^w^ Appawitions +>w< Wowds, Gentwemen, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Muwthewews, UwU Attendants, +ÚwÚ and Messengers + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A desewt :3 pwace. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. + +x3 Entew three >w< Witches. + +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. When uWu shaww ^-^ we three ^.^ meet OwO again? +UwU In thunder, ^-^ wightnying, ^w^ ow in rain? +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. When OwO the uWu huwwybuwwy's >_< donye, +When OwO the OwO battwe's lost ÚwÚ and x3 won. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ewe OwO the xDD set >_> of OwO sun. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe OwO the :3 pwace? +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Upon OwO the heath. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with ;;w;; Macbeth. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I xDD come, ÚwÚ Gwaymawkin. +ALL. OwO Paddock UwU cawws. Anon! +^-^ Faiw :3 is :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw :3 is x3 faiw. +Hover OwO thwough OwO the fog ÚwÚ and fiwthy air. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Forres. :33 Awawum within. + +x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, with UwU Attendants, +meeting :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding Sewgeant. + +DUNCAN. What bwoody man :3 is ÚwÚ that? ÚwÚ He can report, +UwU As seemeth uWu by his ^-^ pwight, >_> of OwO the uWu wevowt +The nyewest state. +:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant +OwO Who >_< wike :3 a good ÚwÚ and hawdy sowdiew xDD fought +'Gainst my captivity. Hail, bwave x3 fwiend! +Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King OwO the knowledge >_> of OwO the broil +UwU As :3 thou didst xDD weave it. +ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. :3 Doubtfuw ^.^ it OwO stood, +UwU As two spent ^.^ swimmews UwU that ^-^ do >w< cwing >_> togethew +And uWu choke theiw awt. The >_< mewciwess Macdonwald- +Wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :3 a rebel, uWu fow ^-^ to UwU that +The muwtipwying viwwainyies >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +Do ^w^ swawm x3 upon him :33 -fwom OwO the UwU Westewn ^w^ Iswes +x3 Of UwU kewns ÚwÚ and ^w^ gawwowgwasses :3 is ^.^ suppwied; +And ;;w;; Fowtunye, uWu on his damned >_< quawwew smiling, +Show'd >_< wike :3 a uWu webew's whowe. But all's xDD too weak; +>_< Fow bwave Macbeth ÚwÚ -weww ^.^ he ^-^ desewves UwU that name- +Disdaining ;;w;; Fowtunye, with his brandish'd steel, +^w^ Which >_> smoked with bwoody OwO execution, +;;w;; Wike Vawow's :3 minyion uWu cawved >_< out his ÚwÚ passage +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he faced OwO the slave, +^w^ Which :33 nye'ew shook x3 hands, :3 nyow bade faweweww ^-^ to ^w^ him, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he unseam'd him ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 nyave ^-^ to OwO the :33 chaps, +And xDD fix'd his head x3 upon ^-^ ouw battwements. +DUNCAN. :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ cousin! Wowthy gentweman! +ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. UwU As :3 whence OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gins his wefwection +^.^ Shipwwecking stowms ÚwÚ and >_< diwefuw OwO thundews bweak, +^w^ So ^-^ fwom UwU that spwing :3 whence comfort >w< seem'd ^-^ to come +Discomfort swewws. Mark, UwU King >_> of Scotland, ^.^ mawk. +:3 Nyo sooner :33 justice ^-^ had, with ;;w;; vawow arm'd, +Compeww'd ^.^ these >_> skipping UwU kewns ^-^ to xDD twust theiw heels, +But OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan lord, ^.^ suwveying :3 vantage, +x3 With uWu fuwbish'd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and OwO nyew suppwies >_> of ^-^ men, +^w^ Began :3 a ^.^ fwesh assauwt. +DUNCAN. >w< Dismay'd ^.^ nyot :3 this +Our OwO captains, Macbeth ÚwÚ and uWu Banquo.? +ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. x3 Yes, +UwU As xDD spawwows ÚwÚ eagwes, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ hawe OwO the wion. +>w< If I uWu say UwU sooth, I >w< must wepowt uWu they ;;w;; wewe +UwU As :33 cannyons overcharged with double >w< cwacks, +^w^ So uWu they +Doubwy uWu wedoubwed UwU stwokes x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ foe. +Except uWu they meant ^-^ to bathe in :3 weeking uWu wounds, +Ow :33 memowize another OwO Gowgotha, +I cannyot >_> teww- +But I x3 am faint; my gashes x3 cwy uWu fow uWu hewp. +DUNCAN. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww >w< thy uWu wowds ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy >w< wounds; +^.^ They xDD smack >_> of honyow >_> both. uWu Go >_< get him ^.^ suwgeons. +Exit uWu Sewgeant, ;;w;; attended. +OwO Who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew Ross. + +MAWCOWM The >w< wowthy >_< Thanye >_> of Ross. +LENNOX. What :3 a haste looks OwO thwough his >_> eyes! ^w^ So shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook +:33 That uWu seems ^-^ to speak >w< things :33 stwange. +:3 WOSS. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! +DUNCAN. >_> Whence camest thou, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? +:3 WOSS. From >_< Fife, gweat ;;w;; King, +:3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan bannyews fwout OwO the OwO sky +And fan ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe cold. +:3 Nyowway himself, with uWu tewwibwe numbers, +Assisted uWu by UwU that UwU most >w< diswoyaw >_> twaitow +The >_< Thanye >_> of UwU Cawdow, >_< began :3 a dismaw conflict, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO Bewwonya's bwidegwoom, >w< wapp'd in proof, +OwO Confwonted him with xDD sewf-compawisons, +OwO Point x3 against point >w< webewwious, arm >w< 'gainst arm, +>_< Cuwbing his wavish spirit; :3 and, ^-^ to conclude, +The OwO victowy feww uWu on ÚwÚ us. +DUNCAN. Great happiness! +:3 WOSS. :33 That :3 nyow +^.^ Swenyo, OwO the :3 Nyowways' ^-^ king, x3 cwaves >_> composition; +Nyow would ^-^ we >_> deign him burial >_> of his x3 men +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< disbuwsed, at x3 Saint uWu Cowme's >_< Inch, +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ dowwaws ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw use. +DUNCAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow uWu shaww x3 deceive +Our uWu bosom interest. uWu Go OwO pwonyounce his ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, +And with his fowmew title gweet ;;w;; Macbeth. +:3 WOSS. I'll UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. +DUNCAN. What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost, x3 nyobwe Macbeth ;;w;; hath x3 won. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. + +x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. + +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, ^w^ sistew? +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. xDD Kiwwing swine. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :3 Sistew, xDD whewe thou? +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. OwO A ^w^ saiwow's UwU wife xDD had ;;w;; chestnyuts in xDD hew >w< wap, +And mounch'd, ÚwÚ and mounch'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mounch'd. ^.^ "Give ÚwÚ me," OwO quoth :3 I. +>w< "Awoint ^.^ thee, witch!" OwO the wump-fed UwU wonyon cries. +Her >_< husband's ^-^ to ÚwÚ Aweppo gone, ^w^ mastew OwO the Tiger; +But in :3 a >_> sieve I'll thithew >_> saiw, +And, >_< wike :3 a uWu wat ^-^ without :3 a x3 taiw, +I'll uWu do, I'll uWu do, ÚwÚ and I'll do. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a wind. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Thou'rt OwO kind. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. And I >_> anyothew. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD othew, +And OwO the vewy ;;w;; powts uWu they bwow, +^-^ Aww OwO the quawtews UwU that uWu they xDD knyow +uWu I' OwO the x3 shipman's >_< cawd. +I uWu wiww ^.^ dwain him OwO dwy as ^-^ hay: +^w^ Sweep uWu shaww neither night :3 nyow :3 day +>w< Hang x3 upon his ;;w;; penthouse ^-^ wid; +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww live :3 a man OwO fowbid. +Weary ;;w;; se'nnyights :33 nyinye xDD times :33 nyinye +:33 Shaww ^.^ he dwindle, >w< peak, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinye; +^-^ Though his bark cannyot >w< be lost, +>_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be tempest-toss'd. +Wook what I have. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show uWu me, show >_> me. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ have :3 a pilot's ;;w;; thumb, +uWu Wweck'd as homeward ^.^ he >_> did come. >_> Dwum within. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. OwO A ^.^ dwum, :3 a uWu dwum! +Macbeth doth come. +ALL. The xDD weiwd sisters, hand in ;;w;; hand, +UwU Postews >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< go >w< about, >w< about, +>w< Thwice ^-^ to thinye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, +And ÚwÚ thwice uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO nyinye. +UwU Peace! The charm's x3 wound :33 up. + +x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and x3 Banquo. + +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and fair :3 a :3 day I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. +^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :3 faw :3 is't xDD caww'd ^-^ to Forres? What awe ^.^ these +^w^ So ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so wiwd in theiw attiwe, +:33 That ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_< inhabitants o' OwO the :3 eawth, +And ÚwÚ yet awe on't? Live you? ^w^ ow awe you >w< aught +:33 That man ^-^ may >_> question? You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand uWu me, +By OwO each at UwU once xDD hew OwO choppy fingew x3 waying +:3 Upon xDD hew skinny lips. You shouwd >w< be :3 women, +And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw beawds fowbid me ^-^ to interpret +:33 That you awe ÚwÚ so. +OwO MACBETH. xDD Speak, ^-^ if you ^.^ can. What awe you? +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of xDD Gwamis! +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, UwU that ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU King hereafter! +^w^ BANQUO. Good ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^-^ do you start, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw +OwO Things UwU that ^-^ do :33 sound OwO so faiw? uWu I' OwO the name >_> of truth, +uWu Awe ye fantasticaw ^w^ ow UwU that >_< indeed +^w^ Which >_< outwawdwy ye ^w^ show? UwU My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pawtnyew +You gweet with ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ÚwÚ and gweat prediction +x3 Of x3 nyobwe having ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 woyaw hope, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu seems UwU wapt :3 withaw. ÚwÚ To me you speak not. +>w< If you can ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ seeds >_> of UwU time, +And uWu say ;;w;; which gwain uWu wiww gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +^w^ Speak then ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ who neither UwU beg :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw +Your favows :3 nyow >_> youw OwO hate. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Wessew than Macbeth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweatew. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Nyot OwO so happy, ÚwÚ yet >w< much xDD happiew. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thou ^-^ shawt >_< get ÚwÚ kings, >w< though :3 thou >w< be none. +^w^ So >w< aww >_> haiw, Macbeth ÚwÚ and :33 Banquo! +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Macbeth, >w< aww hail! +OwO MACBETH. >w< Stay, you impewfect OwO speakews, tell me more. +By OwO Sinyew's death I xDD knyow I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of Gwamis; +But how >_> of Cawdor? The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow x3 wives, +OwO A pwospewous ^w^ gentweman; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be UwU King +;;w;; Stands ^.^ nyot within OwO the OwO pwospect >_> of bewief, +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to >w< be :3 Cawdow. Say ^-^ fwom :3 whence +You owe :3 this ÚwÚ stwange intewwigence, ^w^ ow x3 why +:3 Upon :3 this OwO bwasted :33 heath you xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu way +x3 With such ;;w;; pwophetic :3 gweeting? xDD Speak, I chawge you. +ÚwÚ Witches vanish. +^w^ BANQUO. The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath bubbwes as OwO the >w< watew :33 has, +And ^.^ these awe >_> of ^.^ them. Whither awe uWu they x3 vanyish'd? +OwO MACBETH. x3 Into OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and what >w< seem'd cowpowaw uWu mewted +UwU As >_> bweath OwO into OwO the wind. Wouwd uWu they xDD had :3 stay'd! +^w^ BANQUO. Were such >w< things here as ^-^ we ^-^ do speak xDD about? +Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we eaten uWu on OwO the insanye >w< woot +:33 That ^-^ takes OwO the reason pwisonyew? +OwO MACBETH. Your chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ kings. +^w^ BANQUO. You uWu shaww >w< be King. +OwO MACBETH. And >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^w^ too. x3 Went ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? +^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu sewfsame xDD tunye ÚwÚ and wowds. >w< Who's hewe? + +x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. + +:3 WOSS. The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU happiwy x3 weceived, Macbeth, +The UwU nyews >_> of >w< thy >_< success; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he weads +x3 Thy OwO pewsonyaw venture in OwO the rebels' fight, +His wonders ÚwÚ and his ^.^ pwaises ^-^ do >w< contend +^w^ Which shouwd >w< be UwU thinye ^w^ ow ^-^ his. UwU Siwenced with UwU that, +UwU In UwU viewing o'ew OwO the west o' OwO the uWu sewfsame day, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 stout ^.^ Nyowweyan ranks, +Nyothing >w< afeawd >_> of what thyself didst >_> make, +Strange >_< images >_> of :33 death. UwU As OwO thick as >_< haiw +Came OwO post with uWu post, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did bear +x3 Thy ^.^ pwaises in his xDD kingdom's gweat ^.^ defense, +And UwU pouw'd them ;;w;; down before >_> him. +ANGUS. We awe x3 sent +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 mastew, :3 thanks; +>_> Onwy ^-^ to xDD hewawd ÚwÚ thee OwO into his ^-^ sight, +:3 Nyot pay thee. +:3 WOSS. And uWu fow OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a gweatew honor, +ÚwÚ He bade uWu me, ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, caww ÚwÚ thee >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. +UwU In ;;w;; which addition, >_> haiw, UwU most >w< wowthy Thane, +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. +^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, can OwO the ^w^ deviw speak :3 twue? +OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow >w< wives. UwU Why ^-^ do you dwess me +UwU In bowwow'd wobes? +ANGUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Thanye ;;w;; wives >_> yet, +But uWu undew :33 heavy ^w^ judgement uWu beaws UwU that life +^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ desewves ^-^ to lose. :3 Whethew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> combinyed +x3 With x3 those >_> of :3 Nyowway, ^w^ ow >_> did xDD winye OwO the rebel +x3 With ;;w;; hidden ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and :3 vantage, ^w^ ow UwU that with uWu both +ÚwÚ He labor'd in his ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, I xDD knyow not; +But treasons capitaw, x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and proved, +>_< Have ÚwÚ uvwthwown >_> him. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Glamis, ÚwÚ and >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! +The :3 gweatest :3 is >w< behind. uWu [To Ross ÚwÚ and ^w^ Angus] ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow >_> youw +^.^ pains. +>_> [Aside ^-^ to :33 Banquo] Do you ^.^ nyot >w< hope >_> youw chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ kings, +When x3 those UwU that >_> gave OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^-^ to me +Promised nyo less ^-^ to >w< them? +^w^ BANQUO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to Macbeth.] That, UwU twusted home, +OwO Might ÚwÚ yet enkindwe you x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, +Besides OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. But 'tis >_< stwange; +And oftentimes, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hawm, +The xDD instwuments >_> of :3 dawknyess tell OwO us truths, +:3 Win OwO us with >w< honyest trifles, ^-^ to betray's +UwU In x3 deepest xDD consequence- +>w< Cousins, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I pray you. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< Two :33 twuths awe xDD towd, +UwU As x3 happy prologues ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ act +x3 Of OwO the >w< impewiaw :33 theme-I :3 thank you, >_< gentwemen. +uWu [Aside.] :3 This supernatural :3 sowiciting +Cannyot >w< be iww, cannyot >w< be :33 good. >w< If iww, +UwU Why ;;w;; hath ^.^ it >w< given me eawnyest >_> of >w< success, +Commencing in :3 a truth? I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. +>w< If uWu good, x3 why ^-^ do I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU that >_> suggestion +uWu Whose horrid ^.^ image doth xDD unfix my >_< haiw +And ^-^ make my seated OwO heawt xDD knyock at my ribs, +uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of xDD nyatuwe? Present ^-^ feaws +uWu Awe less than horrible imaginings: +UwU My thought, uWu whose >_> muwthew ÚwÚ yet :3 is uWu but fantasticaw, +:33 Shakes OwO so my >w< singwe OwO state >_> of man UwU that UwU function +^-^ Is ;;w;; smothew'd in >w< suwmise, ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is +But what :3 is not. +^w^ BANQUO. Look, how ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pawtnyew's rapt. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< If uWu chance uWu wiww ^.^ have me ;;w;; King, >_> why, uWu chance ^-^ may +:3 cwown me +Without my ÚwÚ stiw. +^w^ BANQUO. Nyew ;;w;; honyows come x3 upon ^w^ him, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stwange x3 gawments, cleave ^.^ nyot ^-^ to theiw >_> mouwd +But with OwO the aid >_> of use. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Come what come >w< may, +Time ÚwÚ and OwO the hour runs OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ woughest day. +^w^ BANQUO. Wowthy Macbeth, ^-^ we stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. +OwO MACBETH. >w< Give me >_> youw :33 favow; my :33 duww bwain ÚwÚ was wrought +x3 With >w< things ;;w;; fowgotten. UwU Kind gentlemen, >_> youw x3 pains +uWu Awe wegistew'd xDD whewe every :3 day I xDD tuwn +The weaf ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us towawd OwO the King. +:33 Think x3 upon what ;;w;; hath :3 chanced, ÚwÚ and at ^-^ mowe UwU time, +The intewim having x3 weigh'd it, let OwO us speak +Our free hearts OwO each ^-^ to other. +^w^ BANQUO. Very gladly. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^w^ enyough. ^w^ Come, >_< fwiends. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Forres. The palace. + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +DUNCAN. ^-^ Is >_> execution x3 donye uWu on Cawdor? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot +Those in :33 commission ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? +:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My UwU wiege, +^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ back. But I ^.^ have xDD spoke +x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ saw him x3 die, ^-^ who >_> did wepowt +:33 That vewy OwO fwankwy ^.^ he x3 confess'd his tweasons, +Impwowed >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 fowth +OwO A ^-^ deep ^.^ wepentance. Nyothing in his life +x3 Became him >_< wike OwO the ^w^ weaving xDD it; ^.^ he ;;w;; died +UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had >_< been ^.^ studied in his >_< death, +ÚwÚ To thwow away OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ owed +UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> cawewess UwU twifwe. +DUNCAN. There's nyo art +ÚwÚ To find OwO the xDD mind's constwuction in OwO the face: +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu on xDD whom I built +An absowute uWu twust. + +x3 Entew Macbeth, xDD Banquo, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. + +:3 O wowthiest ÚwÚ cousin! +The xDD sin >_> of my ingratitude x3 even :3 nyow +>_> Was :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. Thou art OwO so :3 faw OwO befowe, +:33 That ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is uWu swow +ÚwÚ To >_< uvwtake thee. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst less UwU desewved, +:33 That OwO the x3 pwopowtion uWu both >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; payment +OwO Might ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye! >_> Onwy I ^.^ have weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +Mowe :3 is >w< thy :3 due than ^-^ mowe than >w< aww can :33 pay. +OwO MACBETH. The service ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ wowe, +UwU In UwU doing it, OwO pays itself. Your OwO Highnyess' part +^-^ Is ^-^ to weceive ^-^ ouw x3 duties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; duties +uWu Awe ^-^ to >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and state, chiwdwen ÚwÚ and servants, +^w^ Which ^-^ do uWu but what uWu they x3 shouwd, uWu by UwU doing OwO evewything +Safe towawd >_> youw love ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. +DUNCAN. >w< Wewcome hithew. +I ^.^ have begun ^-^ to >_> pwant ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wabow +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of :33 gwowing. x3 Nyobwe xDD Banquo, +:33 That x3 hast nyo less UwU desewved, :3 nyow >w< must >w< be OwO knyown +:3 Nyo less ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye >w< so; let me >w< infowd ÚwÚ thee +And howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. +^w^ BANQUO. Thewe ^-^ if I >_< gwow, +The hawvest :3 is >_> youw >w< own. +DUNCAN. UwU My ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; joys, +Wanton in fuwwnyess, >w< seek ^-^ to hide themsewves +UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of sorrow. Sons, :33 kinsmen, thanes, +And you uWu whose OwO pwaces awe OwO the :3 nyeawest, xDD knyow +We uWu wiww establish ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate x3 upon +Our ^.^ ewdest, Mawcowm, xDD whom ^-^ we name heweaftew +The Prince >_> of ^w^ Cumbewwand; ;;w;; which honyow >w< must +:3 Nyot unyaccompanyied OwO invest him only, +But signs >_> of :33 nyobwenyess, >_< wike staws, uWu shaww shinye +uWu On >w< aww deservers. From x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Invewnyess, +And uWu bind OwO us further ^-^ to you. +OwO MACBETH. The west :3 is ÚwÚ wabow, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot used uWu fow you. +I'll >w< be ^-^ mysewf OwO the ÚwÚ hawbingew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_< joyfuw +The hearing >_> of my UwU wife with >_> youw approach; +^w^ So humbly UwU take my weave. +DUNCAN. UwU My >w< wowthy >_< Cawdow! +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] The Prince >_> of Cumberland! :33 That :3 is :3 a xDD step +uWu On ;;w;; which I >w< must ^-^ faww down, ^w^ ow ewse UwU o'ewweap, +>_< Fow in my uWu way ^.^ it wies. x3 Staws, hide >_> youw >_> fiwes; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight UwU see my bwack ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep desiwes. +The eye :3 wink at OwO the >w< hand; ÚwÚ yet let UwU that >w< be +^w^ Which OwO the eye uWu feaws, when ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Exit. +DUNCAN. ÚwÚ Twue, >w< wowthy :33 Banquo! ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww OwO so :3 vawiant, +And in his :33 commendations I x3 am ;;w;; fed; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^.^ banquet ^-^ to >_> me. Let's aftew ^w^ him, +uWu Whose cawe :3 is gonye before ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO us welcome. +^w^ It :3 is :3 a peerless :3 kinsman. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Invewnyess. UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth, reading :3 a letter. + +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO "They met me in OwO the :3 day >_> of >w< success, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have +^w^ weawnyed uWu by OwO the perfectest wepowt uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than +x3 mowtaw knowledge. When I burned in desiwe ^-^ to xDD question them +:3 fuwthew, uWu they :3 made themsewves :3 aiw, OwO into ;;w;; which uWu they vanished. +ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ stood UwU wapt in OwO the wonder >_> of it, came :3 missives ^-^ fwom OwO the +;;w;; King, ^-^ who OwO aww-haiwed me 'Thanye >_> of Cawdow'; uWu by ;;w;; which titwe, +OwO befowe, ^.^ these xDD weiwd OwO sistews :33 sawuted me ÚwÚ and >_< wefewwed me ^-^ to OwO the +UwU coming uWu on >_> of UwU time with :3 'Haiw, UwU King UwU that ^-^ shawt be!' :3 This ^.^ have I +^w^ thought good ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ thee, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_< gweatnyess, +UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ nyot wose OwO the uWu dues >_> of rejoicing, uWu by being +^w^ ignyowant >_> of what greatness :3 is promised thee. >w< Way ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ and faweweww." + +^-^ Gwamis :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shawt >w< be +What :3 thou art >w< pwomised. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^.^ nyatuwe. +^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 fuww o' OwO the >_< miwk >_> of human >_> kindnyess +ÚwÚ To catch OwO the uWu nyeawest way. Thou wouldst >w< be OwO gweat; +Awt ^.^ nyot ^-^ without ^-^ ambition, uWu but ^-^ without +The ÚwÚ iwwnyess shouwd ^.^ attend it. What :3 thou wouldst OwO highwy, +:33 That wouldst :3 thou holily; wouldst ^.^ nyot xDD pway fawse, +And ÚwÚ yet wouldst :33 wwongwy win. >_< Thou'wdst x3 have, gweat Glamis, +:33 That ;;w;; which cries, x3 "Thus :3 thou >w< must uWu do, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ have xDD it; +And UwU that ;;w;; which wathew :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ do +>w< Than :33 wishest shouwd >w< be undone." Hie ÚwÚ thee hithew, +:33 That I ^-^ may pouw my uWu spiwits in UwU thinye eaw, +And chastise with OwO the ;;w;; vawow >_> of my :33 tongue +^-^ Aww UwU that OwO impedes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden :33 wound, +^w^ Which >w< fate ÚwÚ and x3 metaphysicaw aid doth ÚwÚ seem +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee xDD cwown'd :3 withaw. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +What :3 is >_> youw ^-^ tidings? +MESSENGEW. The UwU King comes here >_< tonyight. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Thou'rt mad ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it! +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ mastew with OwO him? :3 who, >w< wewe't so, +Wouwd ^.^ have x3 infowm'd uWu fow preparation. +MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ it :3 is true; ^-^ ouw >_< Thanye :3 is >w< coming. +>_< Onye >_> of my xDD fewwows xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of ^w^ him, +Who, ^w^ awmost UwU dead uWu fow breath, xDD had ^-^ scawcewy ^-^ mowe +>w< Than would ^-^ make OwO up his message. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Give him xDD tending; +ÚwÚ He brings gweat news. Exit Messenger. +The raven ^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 hoawse +:33 That cwoaks OwO the :33 fataw entwance >_> of :3 Duncan +^.^ Undew my battwements. ^w^ Come, you uWu spiwits +:33 That tend uWu on x3 mowtaw ^-^ thoughts, unsex me here +And fiww me ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to OwO the >_> toe top-full +x3 Of direst ÚwÚ cwuewty! UwU Make OwO thick my blood, +x3 Stop OwO up OwO the access ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to ÚwÚ wemowse, +:33 That nyo uWu compunctious uWu visitings >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +uWu Shake my feww OwO puwpose :3 nyow ^-^ keep xDD peace :3 between +The :33 effect ÚwÚ and ^.^ it! Come ^-^ to my :3 woman's >_< bweasts, +And UwU take my >_< miwk uWu fow :3 gaww, >_> youw muwthewing minyistews, +^.^ Whewevew in >_> youw ^-^ sightwess substances +You OwO wait uWu on nature's ^.^ mischief! ^w^ Come, OwO thick night, +And >w< paww ÚwÚ thee in OwO the OwO dunnyest ^-^ smoke >_> of heww +:33 That my keen :33 knyife UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wound ^.^ it makes +Nyow >w< heaven UwU peep OwO thwough OwO the uWu bwanket >_> of OwO the dark +ÚwÚ To cwy, "Hold, >_> howd!" + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +Great xDD Gwamis! Wowthy >_< Cawdow! +>_< Gweatew than ^.^ both, uWu by OwO the all-hail hereafter! +x3 Thy letters ^.^ have twanspowted me uWu beyond +:3 This ^w^ ignyowant >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew :3 nyow +The :33 futuwe in OwO the >w< instant. +OwO MACBETH. UwU My ;;w;; deawest love, +:3 Duncan comes here >_< tonyight. +LADY OwO MACBETH. And when :33 goes :33 hence? +OwO MACBETH. Tomowwow, as ^.^ he puwposes. +LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 O, never +:33 Shaww >_< sun UwU that ^-^ mowwow >w< see! +Your ;;w;; face, my Thane, :3 is as :3 a book xDD whewe x3 men +May ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ mattews. ÚwÚ To beguiwe OwO the UwU time, +Wook >_< wike OwO the time; bear ^-^ wewcome in >_> youw eye, +Your ;;w;; hand, >_> youw UwU tongue; ÚwÚ wook >_< wike OwO the innyocent ^w^ fwowew, +But >w< be OwO the sewpent uWu undew it. ÚwÚ He that's UwU coming +Must >w< be provided UwU fow; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< put +:3 This nyight's gweat ^-^ businyess OwO into my ÚwÚ dispatch, +^w^ Which uWu shaww ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw nyights ÚwÚ and >_< days ^-^ to come +>w< Give :33 sowewy x3 suvweign ^.^ sway ÚwÚ and mastewdom. +OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww speak >_< fuwthew. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Onwy ÚwÚ wook OwO up uWu cweaw; +ÚwÚ To x3 awtew favor >w< evew :3 is ^-^ to fear. +Weave >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Before UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. + +x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, xDD Banquo, Wennyox, >_> Macduff, >_< Woss, ^.^ Angus, +ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +DUNCAN. :3 This castle ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> pweasant UwU seat; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +^.^ Nyimbwy ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy wecommends itsewf +^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw gentwe senses. +^w^ BANQUO. :3 This uWu guest >_> of :33 summew, +The xDD tempwe-haunting martlet, OwO does appwuv +By his loved mansionry UwU that OwO the >_< heaven's >_> bweath +>_< Smewws wooingly here. :3 Nyo :33 jutty, frieze, +xDD Buttwess, :3 nyow ^.^ coign >_> of :3 vantage, uWu but :3 this biwd +;;w;; Hath :3 made his pendant bed ÚwÚ and procreant x3 cwadwe; +:3 Whewe uWu they UwU most breed ÚwÚ and :33 haunt, I ^.^ have obsewved +The ÚwÚ aiw :3 is delicate. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. + +DUNCAN. ^w^ See, >_> see, ^-^ ouw honor'd UwU hostess! +The love UwU that UwU fowwows OwO us sometime :3 is ^-^ ouw trouble, +^w^ Which still ^-^ we :3 thank as wuv. ÚwÚ Hewein I teach you +OwO How you uWu shaww ;;w;; bid :3 God ^w^ 'iewd OwO us uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, +And :3 thank OwO us uWu fow >_> youw xDD twoubwe. +LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw service +UwU In every point ^w^ twice >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then x3 donye >_> doubwe, +Were UwU poow ÚwÚ and >w< singwe ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >w< contend +uWu Against x3 those ;;w;; honyows ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and bwoad >w< whewewith +Your uWu Majesty :3 woads ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_< Fow x3 those >_> of >_> owd, +And OwO the ^.^ wate ^.^ dignyities >w< heap'd OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; them, +We west >_> youw hermits. +DUNCAN. Where's OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdor? +We coursed him at OwO the ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose +ÚwÚ To >w< be his puwveyow; uWu but ^.^ he >_< wides well, +And his gweat love, shawp as his uWu spuw, ;;w;; hath howp him +ÚwÚ To his UwU home before ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe xDD hostess, +We awe >_> youw uWu guest >_< tonyight. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Your ^-^ sewvants >w< evew +>_< Have theirs, themsewves, ÚwÚ and what :3 is theirs, in :33 compt, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make theiw >w< audit at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, +OwO Stiww ^-^ to xDD wetuwn >_> youw >w< own. +DUNCAN. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; +:33 Conduct me ^-^ to >_< minye ^w^ host. We love him OwO highwy, +And uWu shaww continue ^-^ ouw gwaces towards >_> him. +By >_> youw leave, h-hostess. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> VII +UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. + +x3 Entew :3 a OwO Sewew ÚwÚ and divews ^.^ Sewvants with dishes ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ who xDD pass xDD uvw +OwO the stage. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye when 'tis >_< donye, then 'twere ;;w;; weww +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ^w^ quickwy. >w< If OwO the ^w^ assassinyation +Could trammel OwO up OwO the ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ catch, +x3 With his >_< suwcease, >_< success; UwU that uWu but :3 this blow +OwO Might >w< be OwO the ^.^ be-aww ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU end-aww -hewe, +But ;;w;; hewe, x3 upon :3 this bank ÚwÚ and shoal >_> of UwU time, +We'ld jump OwO the life ^-^ to come. But in ^.^ these cases +We still ^.^ have ^w^ judgement ;;w;; hewe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu but teach +Bwoody uWu instwuctions, ;;w;; which being ^w^ taught xDD wetuwn +ÚwÚ To pwague OwO the ÚwÚ inventow. :3 This OwO even-handed :33 justice +Commends OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu poison'd chalice +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own lips. >w< He's here in double trust: +First, as I x3 am his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ and his :3 subject, +:3 Stwong uWu both x3 against OwO the uWu deed; then, as his OwO host, +OwO Who shouwd x3 against his muwthewew OwO shut OwO the doow, +:3 Nyot bear OwO the :33 knyife ^-^ mysewf. UwU Besides, :3 this :3 Duncan +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ bownye his ^-^ facuwties OwO so OwO meek, ;;w;; hath >_< been +^w^ So ;;w;; cweaw in his gweat >_> office, UwU that his viwtues +uWu Wiww >w< pwead >_< wike xDD angews OwO twumpet-tongued x3 against +The ^-^ deep uWu damnyation >_> of his :3 taking-off, +And pity, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ nyaked nyew-bown ;;w;; babe +>_> Stwiding OwO the ^w^ bwast, ^w^ ow >_< heaven's ^-^ chewubin >_< howsed +:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ sightwess ;;w;; couwiews >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, +:33 Shaww blow OwO the horrid deed in every eye, +:33 That ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww drown OwO the wind. I ^.^ have nyo xDD spuw +ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of my >_> intent, uWu but only +>_> Vauwting ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which UwU o'ewweaps itsewf +And ^.^ fawws uWu on OwO the other. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO How nyow, what x3 nyews? +LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^w^ awmost >w< supp'd. UwU Why ^.^ have you weft OwO the chamber? +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow x3 me? +LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot ^.^ he has? +OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww :33 pwoceed nyo further in :3 this OwO businyess: +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath honor'd me >_> of :3 wate, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought +OwO Gowden opinyions ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, +^w^ Which would >w< be OwO wown :3 nyow in theiw nyewest gloss, +:3 Nyot UwU cast ^w^ aside OwO so UwU soon. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Was OwO the >w< hope dwunk +OwO Whewein you dress'd :3 youwsewf? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >w< swept since? +And :33 wakes ^.^ it nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO so green ÚwÚ and OwO pawe +^.^ At what ^.^ it >_> did OwO so freely? From :3 this UwU time +Such I >_< account >w< thy wuv. Awt :3 thou >w< afeawd +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_> same in UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ act ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawow +UwU As :3 thou art in ^-^ desiwe? Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have UwU that +^w^ Which :3 thou uWu esteem'st OwO the >_> ownyament >_> of life +And live :3 a cowawd in UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; esteem, +Letting "I dare ^-^ nyot" OwO wait x3 upon "I x3 wouwd" +;;w;; Wike OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ cat >w< i' OwO the ^.^ adage? +OwO MACBETH. Prithee, :3 peace! +I dare ^-^ do >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; +OwO Who dawes ^-^ do ^-^ mowe :3 is none. +LADY OwO MACBETH. What beast >_< wast then +:33 That :3 made you >_< bweak :3 this enterprise ^-^ to x3 me? +When you durst ^-^ do it, then you ;;w;; wewe :3 a man, +And, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe than what you OwO wewe, you would +Be OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the xDD man. Nyow UwU time :3 nyow place +OwO Did then adhewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you would ^-^ make >_> both. +^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made themsewves, ÚwÚ and UwU that theiw :33 fitnyess :3 nyow +uWu Does :3 unmake you. I ^.^ have >w< given x3 suck ÚwÚ and xDD knyow +OwO How >w< tendew 'tis ^-^ to love OwO the ;;w;; babe UwU that milks :3 me- +I ÚwÚ wouwd, >_< whiwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 smiwing in my ;;w;; face, +>_< Have UwU pwuck'd my nipple ^-^ fwom his x3 bonyewess ^.^ gums +And ;;w;; dash'd OwO the >w< bwains >_< out xDD had I OwO so sworn as you +>_< Have x3 donye ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^-^ we shouwd faiw? +LADY OwO MACBETH. We faiw? +But screw >_> youw :33 couwage ^-^ to OwO the OwO sticking-pwace +And ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot fail. When :3 Duncan :3 is >_> asweep- +xDD Wheweto OwO the wathew uWu shaww his UwU day's ^-^ hawd journey +UwU Soundwy ^w^ invite x3 him- his two ÚwÚ chambewwains +uWu Wiww I with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< wassaiw OwO so :3 convince +:33 That memory, OwO the >_< wawdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, +:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a fume ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of reason +OwO A >_< wimbeck :33 onwy. When in OwO swinyish ;;w;; sweep +Their :3 dwenched natures lie as in :3 a >_< death, +What cannyot you ÚwÚ and I OwO pewfowm x3 upon +The unguarded ^w^ Duncan? What ^.^ nyot >w< put x3 upon +His spongy ;;w;; officews, ^-^ who uWu shaww bear OwO the UwU guiwt +x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat quell? +OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing :3 fowth men-children only, +>_< Fow >w< thy ;;w;; undaunted mettle shouwd ÚwÚ compose +Nyothing uWu but >_> mawes. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 weceived, +When ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO mawk'd with UwU bwood x3 those sweepy two +x3 Of his >_> own ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and used theiw vewy x3 daggews, +:33 That uWu they ^.^ have :33 donye't? +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who dawes weceive ^.^ it xDD othew, +UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwamow :3 woaw +:3 Upon his UwU death? +OwO MACBETH. I x3 am ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up +>_> Each cowpowaw uWu agent ^-^ to :3 this uWu tewwibwe feat. +Away, ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the UwU time with ÚwÚ faiwest show: +UwU Fawse ;;w;; face >w< must hide what OwO the false OwO heawt doth know. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Invewnyess. ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Fweance, beawing :3 a towch before >_> him. + +^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :33 goes OwO the night, x3 boy? +FWEANCE. The ^-^ moon :3 is ;;w;; down; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard OwO the uWu cwock. +^w^ BANQUO. And ^.^ she :33 goes ;;w;; down at twewve. +FWEANCE. I uWu take't 'tis ^w^ watew, sir. +^w^ BANQUO. ^-^ Howd, UwU take my ^w^ swowd. There's ;;w;; husbandwy in UwU heaven, +Their candles awe >w< aww >_< out. ;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ too. +OwO A :33 heavy UwU summons :3 wies >_< wike ;;w;; wead x3 upon uWu me, +And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. Merciful powers, +Restrain in me OwO the x3 cuwsed >_> thoughts UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe +Gives uWu way ^-^ to in ;;w;; wepose! + +x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant with :3 a ^.^ towch. + +>w< Give me my ^w^ swowd. +>w< Who's thewe? +OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< fwiend. +^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet at ÚwÚ west? The King's ÚwÚ abed. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been in unyusuaw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and +xDD Sent :3 fowth gweat wawgess ^-^ to >_> youw >_< offices. +:3 This xDD diamond ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ withaw, +By OwO the name >_> of UwU most >w< kind xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO up +UwU In measureless ÚwÚ content. +OwO MACBETH. >_> Being uWu unpwepawed, +Our uWu wiww became OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >w< defect, +^w^ Which ewse shouwd free ^.^ have wrought. +^w^ BANQUO. x3 Aww's :33 weww. +I dreamt last night >_> of OwO the three xDD weiwd ^-^ sistews: +ÚwÚ To you uWu they ^.^ have show'd >w< some :33 twuth. +OwO MACBETH. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of them; +xDD Yet, when ^-^ we can entweat OwO an hour ^-^ to serve, +We would uWu spend ^.^ it in >w< some uWu wowds x3 upon UwU that businyess, +>w< If you would gwant OwO the xDD time. +^w^ BANQUO. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 kind'st ^.^ weisuwe. +OwO MACBETH. >w< If you uWu shaww cleave ^-^ to my ^.^ consent, when ^.^ 'tis, +^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ make honyow uWu fow you. +^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ So I wose UwU nyonye +UwU In >w< seeking ^-^ to >_> augment it, uWu but still ^-^ keep +UwU My uWu bosom fwanchised ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance clear, +I uWu shaww >w< be :3 counsew'd. +OwO MACBETH. Good wepose OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. +^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. +>_< Exeunt x3 Banquo. ÚwÚ and :33 Fweance. +OwO MACBETH. uWu Go ;;w;; bid >w< thy mistress, when my dwink :3 is ^w^ weady, +She strike x3 upon OwO the xDD beww. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to bed. Exit Sewvant. +^-^ Is :3 this :3 a dagger ;;w;; which I UwU see before uWu me, +The handle towawd my ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, let me ^w^ cwutch thee. +I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. +Awt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, :33 fataw >w< vision, sensible +ÚwÚ To feeling as ^-^ to >w< sight? Ow art :3 thou uWu but +OwO A dagger >_> of OwO the UwU mind, :3 a false cweation, +Pwoceeding ^-^ fwom OwO the heat-oppressed brain? +I UwU see ÚwÚ thee >_> yet, in fowm as ÚwÚ pawpabwe +UwU As :3 this ;;w;; which :3 nyow I >w< dwaw. +Thou marshal'st me OwO the uWu way UwU that I ÚwÚ was going, +And such OwO an ^.^ instwument I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to use. +Minye eyes awe :3 made OwO the fools o' OwO the uWu othew ^w^ senses, +Ow ewse wowth >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. I UwU see ÚwÚ thee stiww, +And uWu on >w< thy OwO bwade ÚwÚ and dudgeon uWu gouts >_> of blood, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> befowe. There's nyo such ^.^ thing: +^w^ It :3 is OwO the bwoody ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which UwU infowms +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. Nyow o'ew OwO the ^-^ onye hawf-wowwd +:3 Nyatuwe uWu seems OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wicked >_> dweams ^w^ abuse +The cuwtain'd sleep; OwO witchcwaft celebrates +Pale xDD Hecate's ^.^ offewings; ÚwÚ and ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; Muwthew, +Awawum'd uWu by his UwU sentinyew, OwO the wowf, +uWu Whose OwO howw's his xDD watch, ;;w;; thus with his stealthy ÚwÚ pace, +x3 With :33 Tawquin's >_< wavishing >_> stwides, towards his x3 design +Muvs >_< wike :3 a UwU ghost. Thou ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and fiwm-set :3 eawth, +>w< Heaw ^.^ nyot my steps, ;;w;; which uWu way uWu they ^-^ wawk, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw +x3 Thy vewy >w< stonyes ^w^ pwate >_> of my x3 wheweabout, +And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< howwow ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time, +^w^ Which :3 nyow ÚwÚ suits with it. ÚwÚ Whiwes I thweat, ^.^ he lives; +Words ^-^ to OwO the heat >_> of deeds xDD too x3 cowd >_> bweath uWu gives. +OwO A beww x3 wings. +I ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is done; OwO the beww ^-^ invites >_> me. +>w< Heaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 Duncan, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_> knyeww +:33 That UwU summons ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The OwO same. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. + +LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 That ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made them dwunk ;;w;; hath :3 made me uWu bowd; +What ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd them ;;w;; hath >w< given me >w< fiwe. >_> Hawk! UwU Peace! +^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the oww UwU that shriek'd, OwO the :33 fataw x3 bewwman, +^w^ Which gives OwO the :33 stewn'st good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO it: +The :33 doows awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 suwfeited gwooms +Do xDD mock theiw chawge with snores. I ^.^ have uWu dwugg'd theiw ÚwÚ possets +:33 That death ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ do >w< contend about ;;w;; them, +:3 Whethew uWu they live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. +OwO MACBETH. [Within.] >w< Who's there' what, UwU ho! +LADY OwO MACBETH. Awack, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid uWu they ^.^ have :3 awaked +And 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< donye. The ^-^ attempt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the deed +OwO Confounds ÚwÚ us. >_> Hawk! I >_> waid theiw >_> daggews weady; +ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss >_< 'em. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot resembled +UwU My fathew as ^.^ he slept, I xDD had donye't. + +x3 Entew Macbeth, + +UwU My ^w^ husband! +OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the :3 deed. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear :3 a xDD nyoise? +LADY OwO MACBETH. I heard OwO the oww >_< scweam ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; cwickets cry. +OwO Did ^.^ nyot you speak? +OwO MACBETH. W-When? +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Nyow. +OwO MACBETH. UwU As I descended? +LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Ay. +OwO MACBETH. >_> Hawk! +OwO Who :3 wies >w< i' OwO the uWu second chamber? +LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Donyawbain. +OwO MACBETH. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. [Looks uWu on his hands. +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A foowish thought, ^-^ to uWu say :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. +OwO MACBETH. There's ^-^ onye >_> did waugh in xDD 's >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye cwied, +"Murther!" +:33 That uWu they >_> did :3 wake OwO each other. I ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and heard ;;w;; them, +But uWu they >_> did uWu say theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and address'd them +>_> Again ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Thewe awe two ^.^ wodged >w< togethew. +OwO MACBETH. >_< Onye cwied, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" OwO the xDD othew, +UwU As uWu they xDD had uWu seen me with ^.^ these uWu hangman's hands. +uWu Wistenying theiw feaw, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 "Amen," +When uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ say, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" +LADY OwO MACBETH. Consider ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so deepwy. +OwO MACBETH. But xDD whewefowe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot I OwO pwonyounce "Amen"? +I xDD had UwU most :3 nyeed >_> of OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" +xDD Stuck in my >_< thwoat. +LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ These deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ thought +:33 Aftew ^.^ these ways; so, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ mad. +OwO MACBETH. I heard :3 a >w< voice cwy, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ;;w;; mowe! +Macbeth OwO does >_> muwthew ^-^ sweep" uWu -the innyocent >w< sweep, +^w^ Sweep UwU that ^w^ knyits OwO up OwO the ^w^ wavew'd x3 sweave >_> of cawe, +The death >_> of OwO each UwU day's xDD wife, >_> sowe ;;w;; wabow's x3 bath, +Bawm >_> of hurt uWu minds, gweat nature's uWu second ^.^ couwse, +:3 Chief ^.^ nyouwishew in :3 wife's feast- +LADY OwO MACBETH. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? +OwO MACBETH. OwO Stiww ^.^ it cwied, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ^w^ mowe!" ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< house; +"Gwamis ;;w;; hath :3 muwthew'd >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe Cawdow +:33 Shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more. Macbeth uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more." +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; thus cwied? ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy Thane, +You ^-^ do unbend >_> youw x3 nyobwe UwU stwength, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think +^w^ So >w< bwainsickwy >_> of ;;w;; things. Go, >_< get >w< some >w< watew +And wash :3 this fiwthy witness ^-^ fwom >_> youw hand. +UwU Why >_> did you bwing ^.^ these >_> daggews ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 pwace? +^.^ They >w< must lie ^.^ thewe. uWu Go carry ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smeaw +The sweepy gwooms with bwood. +OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< go nyo more. +I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I ^.^ have done; +Wook ^-^ on't UwU again I dare not. +LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Infiwm >_> of puwpose! +>w< Give me OwO the x3 daggews. The sweeping ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU dead +uWu Awe uWu but as pictuwes; 'tis OwO the eye >_> of ÚwÚ chiwdhood +:33 That ^-^ feaws :3 a ^w^ painted ^w^ deviw. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do bweed, +I'll ÚwÚ giwd OwO the faces >_> of OwO the gwooms ^-^ withaw, +>_< Fow ^.^ it >w< must ÚwÚ seem theiw guiwt. UwU Exit. >_< Knyocking within. +OwO MACBETH. >_> Whence :3 is UwU that knocking? +OwO How :3 is't with uWu me, when every ^w^ nyoise UwU appaws x3 me? +What ^.^ hands awe hewe? Ha, uWu they xDD pwuck >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes! +uWu Wiww >w< aww gweat Nyeptunye's :33 ocean wash :3 this UwU bwood +Clean ^-^ fwom my ^.^ hand? No, :3 this my hand uWu wiww wathew +The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous :33 seas ÚwÚ incawnyadinye, +:33 Making OwO the green ^-^ onye >_< wed. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. + +LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My ^.^ hands awe >_> of >_> youw ^w^ cowow, uWu but I ÚwÚ shame +ÚwÚ To wear :3 a OwO heawt OwO so xDD white. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] I hear OwO knyocking +^.^ At OwO the ^-^ south entwy. UwU Wetiwe ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ chambew. +OwO A wittwe >w< watew clears OwO us >_> of :3 this :3 deed. +OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it OwO then! Your constancy +;;w;; Hath weft you OwO unyattended. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] Hawk, ^-^ mowe >_< knyocking. +UwU Get uWu on >_> youw nightgown, west >w< occasion caww OwO us +And show OwO us ^-^ to >w< be watchews. Be ^.^ nyot lost +^w^ So >_> poowwy in >_> youw xDD thoughts. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my deed, 'twere :33 best ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. +>_< Knyocking within. +;;w;; Wake :3 Duncan with >w< thy knocking! I would :3 thou couldst! +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The OwO same. + +x3 Entew :3 a Porter. >_< Knyocking within. + +>_> POWTEW. Here's :3 a OwO knyocking uWu indeed! >w< If :3 a man ;;w;; wewe powtew >_> of Heww +>_> Gate, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ owd UwU tuwnying OwO the >_< key. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] +UwU Knyock, knock, knock! >w< Who's there, >w< i' OwO the name >_> of UwU Bewzebub? Here's +:3 a x3 fawmew UwU that OwO hanged ^-^ himsewf uWu on th' x3 expectation >_> of plenty. Come +in UwU time! >_< Have ÚwÚ nyapkins enow about OwO you; here ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ sweat OwO fowt. +uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! >w< Who's there, in th' uWu othew +devil's name? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an OwO equivocatow UwU that :33 couwd uWu sweaw in +uWu both OwO the ^w^ scawes x3 against ;;w;; eithew >_> scawe, ^-^ who committed uWu tweason +enough uWu fow God's UwU sake, ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot equivocate ^-^ to >_< heaven. :33 O, +come ÚwÚ in, :33 equivocatow. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock, knock! +>w< Who's thewe? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an Engwish >_> taiwow come hithew, uWu fow +>_< steawing >_< out >_> of :3 a xDD Fwench x3 hose. Come ÚwÚ in, :33 taiwow; here you ^-^ may +woast >_> youw ÚwÚ goose. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! uWu Nyevew at +xDD quiet! What awe you? But :3 this place :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I'll +ÚwÚ deviw-powtew ^.^ it nyo >_< fuwthew. I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have let in >w< some >_> of +>w< aww pwofessions, UwU that >w< go OwO the >w< pwimwose uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD evewwasting +bonfire. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! I pray you, wemembew OwO the +powtew. +^.^ Opens OwO the ;;w;; gate. + +x3 Entew >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and Lennox. + +^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Was ^.^ it OwO so :3 wate, OwO fwiend, ewe you went ^-^ to :33 bed, +:33 That you ^-^ do lie OwO so OwO wate? +>_> POWTEW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe carousing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu second uWu cock; ÚwÚ and +x3 dwink, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a gweat >_< pwovokew >_> of three ;;w;; things. +^-^ MACDUFF. What three >w< things OwO does dwink >w< especiawwy ^w^ pwovoke? +>_> POWTEW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, nose-painting, >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and uwinye. Wechewy, ;;w;; siw, +^.^ it provokes ÚwÚ and unprovokes: ^.^ it provokes OwO the desiwe, uWu but ^.^ it ^-^ takes +away OwO the performance. OwO Thewefowe >w< much dwink ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be OwO an +OwO equivocatow with lechery: ^.^ it makes ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it x3 maws him; ^.^ it ^w^ sets +him OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ takes him off; ^.^ it persuades him ÚwÚ and disheawtens +him; makes him ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand to; in ;;w;; concwusion, +>_< equivocates him in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and giving him OwO the >_< wie, leaves >_> him. +^-^ MACDUFF. I believe dwink >_> gave ÚwÚ thee OwO the lie last ^-^ nyight. +>_> POWTEW. :33 That ^.^ it :33 did, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' OwO the vewy ^w^ thwoat uWu on me; uWu but requited +him uWu fow his >_< wie, :3 and, I xDD think, being xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though +^.^ he took OwO up my >w< wegs ^.^ sometime, ÚwÚ yet I :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to UwU cast >_> him. +^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_> stiwwing? + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +Our OwO knyocking >_> has :3 awaked him; here ^.^ he comes. +LENNOX. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe sir. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ mowwow, >_> both. +^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU King :33 stiwwing, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? +OwO MACBETH. :3 Nyot >_> yet. +^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD command me ^-^ to caww UwU timewy uWu on him; +I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO the hour. +OwO MACBETH. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> him. +^-^ MACDUFF. I xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< joyfuw twoubwe ^-^ to you, +But ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^w^ onye. +OwO MACBETH. The xDD wabow ^-^ we dewight in ^-^ physics >w< pain. +:3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ doow. +xDD MACDUFF I'll ^-^ make OwO so bowd ^-^ to ^-^ caww, +>_< Fow 'tis my limited uWu sewvice. UwU Exit. +LENNOX. >_> Goes OwO the UwU King x3 hence uWu today? +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He ^-^ does; ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ appoint ÚwÚ so. +LENNOX. The night >_> has >_< been ;;w;; unwuwy. :3 Whewe ^-^ we >_< way, +Our ^-^ chimnyeys ;;w;; wewe xDD bwown down, :3 and, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, +;;w;; Wamentings heard >w< i' OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ stwange :33 scweams >_> of >_< death, +And uWu pwophesying with uWu accents uWu tewwibwe +x3 Of x3 diwe >_< combustion ÚwÚ and :33 confused >w< events +Nyew xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the :3 woefuw xDD time. The >_> obscuwe biwd +Cwamow'd OwO the ^-^ wivewong ^-^ nyight. uWu Some uWu say OwO the :3 eawth +>_> Was ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did shake. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a xDD wough ^w^ fight. +LENNOX. UwU My x3 young wemembwance cannyot parallel +OwO A :3 fewwow ^-^ to it. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff. + +^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O OwO howwow, OwO howwow, UwU howwow! xDD Tongue :3 nyow OwO heawt +Cannyot >_< conceive :3 nyow name thee. +OwO MACBETH. LENNOX. What's OwO the matter? +^-^ MACDUFF. >_< Confusion :3 nyow ;;w;; hath :3 made his :33 mastewpiece. +uWu Most >_< sacwiwegious >_> muwthew ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke ;;w;; ope +The :33 Wowd's >_> anyointed :33 tempwe ÚwÚ and stole ^.^ thence +The life o' OwO the OwO buiwding. +OwO MACBETH. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? OwO the x3 wife? +LENNOX. xDD Mean you his Majesty? +^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Appwoach OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy >_> youw OwO sight +x3 With :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ Gowgon. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me >_< speak; +^w^ See, ÚwÚ and then speak ÚwÚ youwsewves. +>_< Exeunt Macbeth ÚwÚ and Lennox. +>_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! +Wing OwO the :3 awawum xDD beww. x3 Muwthew ÚwÚ and xDD tweason! +UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain! Mawcowm, ÚwÚ awake! +uWu Shake x3 off :3 this >_> downy >w< sweep, >_> death's UwU countewfeit, +And ÚwÚ wook uWu on death itself! ÚwÚ Up, uWu up, ÚwÚ and UwU see +The gweat >w< doom's >_< image! :33 Mawcowm! :33 Banquo! +UwU As ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< gwaves xDD wise uWu up, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike sprites +ÚwÚ To countenance :3 this UwU howwow! Wing OwO the xDD beww. OwO Beww x3 wings. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. + +LADY OwO MACBETH. What's OwO the businyess, +:33 That such :3 a hideous twumpet calls ^-^ to UwU pawwey +The x3 sweepews >_> of OwO the >w< house? xDD Speak, x3 speak! +^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow you ^-^ to hear what I can :33 speak: +The x3 wepetition in :3 a :3 woman's ear +Wouwd >_> muwthew as ^.^ it feww. + +x3 Entew x3 Banquo. + +:3 O xDD Banquo, :33 Banquo! +Our :33 woyaw >_< mastew's OwO muwthew'd. +LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Woe, awas! +>_> What, in ^-^ ouw >w< house? +^w^ BANQUO. :3 Too x3 cwuew ÚwÚ anywhewe. +UwU Deaw Duff, I ;;w;; pwithee, contwadict ÚwÚ thysewf, +And uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. + +;;w;; We-entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and Wennyox, with Ross. + +OwO MACBETH. Had I uWu but ;;w;; died OwO an hour before :3 this uWu chance, +I xDD had :33 wived :3 a bwessed UwU time, uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this x3 instant +There's nyothing uWu sewious in mortality. +^-^ Aww :3 is uWu but toys; UwU wenyown ÚwÚ and OwO gwace :3 is OwO dead, +The xDD winye >_> of life :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and OwO the mere lees +^-^ Is weft :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to brag >_> of. + +x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. + +DONyAWBAIN. What :3 is amiss? +OwO MACBETH. You awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow't. +The UwU spwing, OwO the uWu head, OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood +^-^ Is >_< stopped, OwO the vewy souwce >_> of ^.^ it :3 is >_< stopp'd. +^-^ MACDUFF. Your :33 woyaw >_< fathew's OwO muwthew'd. +:33 MAWCOWM. :33 O, uWu by >_< whom? +LENNOX. Those >_> of his chambew, as ^.^ it OwO seem'd, xDD had donye't. +Their ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and faces ;;w;; wewe >w< aww badged with bwood; +^w^ So ;;w;; wewe theiw x3 daggews, ;;w;; which x3 unwiped ^-^ we ;;w;; found +:3 Upon theiw piwwows. +^.^ They ;;w;; stawed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe distracted; nyo ÚwÚ man's life +>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted with ^.^ them. +OwO MACBETH. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me >_> of my >_> fuwy, +:33 That I >_> did :33 kiww ^.^ them. +^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Whewefowe >_> did you so? +OwO MACBETH. OwO Who can >w< be ÚwÚ wise, amazed, uWu tempewate ÚwÚ and furious, +UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyeutwaw, in :3 a xDD moment? :3 Nyo xDD man. +The ^-^ expedition >_> of my viowent love +Outrun OwO the pauser reason. ;;w;; Hewe uWu way :3 Duncan, +His ÚwÚ siwvew ^.^ skin laced with his gowden blood, +And his ^w^ gash'd ;;w;; stabs ^.^ wook'd >_< wike :3 a :33 bweach in ^-^ nyatuwe +>_< Fow wuin's wastefuw >_> entwance; there, OwO the murtherers, +uWu Steep'd in OwO the UwU cowows >_> of theiw UwU twade, theiw >_> daggews +:3 Unmannyewwy ^.^ bweech'd with gore. OwO Who :33 couwd wefwain, +:33 That xDD had :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that OwO heawt +>_< Couwage ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD 's love known? +LADY OwO MACBETH. Hewp me hence, UwU ho! +^-^ MACDUFF. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. +:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we howd ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, +:33 That UwU most ^-^ may OwO cwaim :3 this awgument uWu fow ^-^ ouws? +DONyAWBAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ Mawcowm.] What shouwd >w< be spoken ;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe +^-^ ouw >w< fate, +Hid in OwO an >w< augew :3 howe, ^-^ may x3 wush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seize >_> us? +Let's ^w^ away, +Our ;;w;; teaws awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 bwew'd. +:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] Nyow ^-^ ouw >w< stwong UwU sowwow +:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of :33 motion. +^w^ BANQUO. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. +OwO Wady Macbeth :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. +And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaked frailties ;;w;; hid, +:33 That suffer in xDD exposuwe, let OwO us ^.^ meet +And xDD question :3 this UwU most bwoody piece >_> of wowk +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. >w< Feaws ÚwÚ and scruples >_< shake ÚwÚ us. +UwU In OwO the gweat hand >_> of :3 God I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thence +uWu Against OwO the undivulged pretense I fight +x3 Of treasonous malice. +^-^ MACDUFF. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. +ALL. ^w^ So all. +OwO MACBETH. Let's ÚwÚ bwiefwy >w< put uWu on >_< manwy readiness +And ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the hall >w< togethew. +ALL. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; contented. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. +:33 MAWCOWM. What uWu wiww you x3 do? Let's ^.^ nyot >w< consowt with ^.^ them. +ÚwÚ To show OwO an x3 unfewt UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an >w< office +^w^ Which OwO the false man OwO does >w< easy. I'll ^-^ to Engwand. +DONyAWBAIN. ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, I; ^-^ ouw separated >_> fowtunye +:33 Shaww ^-^ keep OwO us uWu both OwO the UwU safew. :3 Whewe ^-^ we awe +There's >_> daggews in xDD men's :3 smiwes; OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw in blood, +The nearer ^w^ bwoody. +:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This murtherous shaft that's shot +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :33 wighted, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< safest uWu way +^-^ Is ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the ^.^ aim. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to x3 howse; +And let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be dainty >_> of ^.^ weave-taking, +But ÚwÚ shift >_> away. There's ;;w;; wawwant in UwU that uWu theft +^w^ Which xDD steaws itsewf when :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy left. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Outside UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew Ross with OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. + +OwO OWD >_< MAN. Thweescowe ÚwÚ and >w< ten I can wemembew well, +xDD Within OwO the vowume >_> of ;;w;; which UwU time I ^.^ have uWu seen +>_< Houws dreadful ÚwÚ and >w< things stwange, uWu but :3 this >_> sowe night +;;w;; Hath OwO twifwed fowmew :33 knyowings. +:3 WOSS. xDD Ah, good fathew, +Thou >w< seest OwO the uWu heavens, as twoubwed with ÚwÚ man's ^-^ act, +>w< Thweaten his bwoody stage. By OwO the ^w^ cwock 'tis day, +And ÚwÚ yet dark night ;;w;; stwangwes OwO the ^-^ twavewing wamp. +:3 Is't nyight's ÚwÚ pwedominyance, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU day's shame, +:33 That :3 dawknyess OwO does OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of :3 eawth >w< entomb, +When :3 wiving ^.^ wight shouwd ÚwÚ kiss it? +OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis unnyatuwaw, +>_< Even >_< wike OwO the deed that's >w< donye. uWu On >w< Tuesday last +OwO A ^-^ fawcon towering in xDD hew uWu pwide >_> of place +>_> Was uWu by :3 a ^-^ mousing oww >_< hawk'd at ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. +:3 WOSS. And Duncan's uWu howses-a xDD thing UwU most ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain- +;;w;; Beauteous ÚwÚ and xDD swift, OwO the minions >_> of theiw ^.^ wace, +Tuwn'd wiwd in UwU nyatuwe, x3 bwoke theiw stalls, ÚwÚ fwung out, +Contending >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ obedience, as uWu they would ^-^ make +^.^ Waw with ^.^ mankind. +OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said uWu they xDD eat OwO each other. +:3 WOSS. ^.^ They >_> did so, ^-^ to OwO the UwU amazement >_> of >_< minye eyes +:33 That ^.^ wook'd ÚwÚ upon't. + +x3 Entew >_> Macduff. + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the good >_> Macduff. +OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ nyow? +^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, UwU see you not? +:3 WOSS. :3 Is't OwO knyown ^-^ who >_> did :3 this ^-^ mowe than bwoody x3 deed? +^-^ MACDUFF. Those UwU that Macbeth ;;w;; hath slain. +:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the xDD day! +What good :33 couwd uWu they pwetend? +^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 subown'd: +Malcolm ÚwÚ and Donyawbain, OwO the King's two OwO sons, +uWu Awe stow'n away ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, ;;w;; which ^-^ puts x3 upon them +Suspicion >_> of OwO the :3 deed. +:3 WOSS. 'Gainst ^-^ nyatuwe still! +Thriftless ^-^ ambition, UwU that xDD wiwt ravin OwO up +>_< Thinye >_> own :3 wife's means! ;;w;; Then 'tis UwU most >_< wike +The sovereignty uWu wiww ^-^ faww x3 upon ;;w;; Macbeth. +^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He :3 is already >_< nyamed, ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to >_< Sconye +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< invested. +:3 WOSS. :3 Whewe :3 is Duncan's body? +^-^ MACDUFF. Carried ^-^ to ^w^ Cowmekiww, +The xDD sacwed xDD stowehouse >_> of his predecessors +And guardian >_> of theiw >_< bonyes. +:3 WOSS. uWu Wiww you ^-^ to ÚwÚ Sconye? +^-^ MACDUFF. No, uWu cousin, I'll ^-^ to ^-^ Fife. +:3 WOSS. Weww, I uWu wiww thithew. +^-^ MACDUFF. Weww, ^-^ may you UwU see >w< things ;;w;; weww x3 donye ^.^ thewe. +Adieu, +Lest ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wobes ^-^ sit ^-^ easiew than ^-^ ouw >_> nyew! +:3 WOSS. Faweweww, father. +OwO OWD >_< MAN. God's ÚwÚ benyison >w< go with you ÚwÚ and with x3 those +:33 That would ^-^ make good >_> of OwO bad ÚwÚ and fwiends >_> of ;;w;; foes! +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Forres. The palace. + +x3 Entew x3 Banquo. + +^w^ BANQUO. Thou x3 hast ^.^ it nyow: ;;w;; King, UwU Cawdow, Glamis, aww, +UwU As OwO the xDD weiwd >w< women ^-^ pwomised, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw +Thou play'dst UwU most ÚwÚ fouwwy ÚwÚ fow't; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said +^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand in >w< thy xDD postewity, +But UwU that ^-^ mysewf shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ and fathew +x3 Of many ^.^ kings. >w< If there come >w< twuth ^-^ fwom them +UwU (As x3 upon ^.^ thee, Macbeth, theiw >_< speeches shine) +ÚwÚ Why, uWu by OwO the verities uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 made uWu good, +May uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< be my :33 owacwes as ;;w;; weww +And xDD set me OwO up in ^.^ hope? But hush, nyo more. + +Sennyet sounds. x3 Entew Macbeth as ;;w;; King, OwO Wady Macbeth +as uWu Queen, Wennyox, >_< Woss, >w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. Here's ^-^ ouw >_> chief >w< guest. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been forgotten, +^w^ It xDD had >_< been as :3 a >_> gap in ^-^ ouw gweat feast +And >w< aww xDD thing ;;w;; unbecoming. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Tonyight ^-^ we howd :3 a sowemn suppew, ;;w;; siw, +And I'll xDD wequest >_> youw presence. +^w^ BANQUO. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness +^.^ Command x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which my ;;w;; duties +uWu Awe with :3 a UwU most ^.^ indissowubwe OwO tie +;;w;; Fowevew :33 knyit. +OwO MACBETH. Ride you :3 this afternoon? +^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. We shouwd ^.^ have ewse desiwed >_> youw good >_< advice, +^w^ Which still ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu both grave ÚwÚ and pwospewous +UwU In :3 this UwU day's council; uWu but ^w^ we'ww UwU take x3 tomowwow. +:3 Is't :3 faw you ^-^ wide'! +^w^ BANQUO. UwU As :33 faw, my lord, as uWu wiww fiww OwO up OwO the UwU time +'Twixt :3 this ÚwÚ and >_< suppew. uWu Go ^.^ nyot my horse OwO the :3 bettew, +I >w< must ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< bowwowew >_> of OwO the night +>_< Fow :3 a dark hour ^w^ ow OwO twain. +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. +^w^ BANQUO. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww not. +OwO MACBETH. We hear ^-^ ouw bwoody :3 cousins awe bestow'd +UwU In ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and in UwU Iwewand, ^.^ nyot confessing +Their x3 cwuew pawwicide, ^w^ fiwwing theiw >w< heawews +x3 With ÚwÚ stwange UwU invention. But >_> of UwU that ^.^ tomowwow, +When :3 thewewithaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have cause >_> of OwO state +;;w;; Cwaving OwO us jointly. Hie you ^-^ to x3 howse; OwO adieu, +;;w;; Tiww you xDD wetuwn at ^-^ nyight. >_> Goes OwO Fweance with you? +^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Our UwU time OwO does caww x3 upon 's. +OwO MACBETH. I ^w^ wish >_> youw howses swift ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe >_> of ^.^ foot, +And OwO so I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to theiw :33 backs. +>w< Faweweww. Exit x3 Banquo. +>_> Wet every man >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of his UwU time +;;w;; Tiww :3 seven at >_< nyight; ^-^ to ^-^ make ^w^ society +The ^-^ sweetew welcome, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ouwsewf +;;w;; Tiww ^w^ suppew UwU time awonye. OwO Whiwe then, :3 God >w< be with xDD you! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO an ^w^ Attendant. +Sirrah, :3 a >_> wowd with you. x3 Attend x3 those x3 men +Our pleasure? +>_< ATTENDANT. ^.^ They awe, my lord, ^-^ without OwO the :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. +OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing them before ÚwÚ us. Exit ^w^ Attendant. +ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 is nothing, +But ^-^ to >w< be OwO safewy OwO thus. Our ^-^ feaws in x3 Banquo. +uWu Stick ^-^ deep, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +^-^ Weigns UwU that ;;w;; which would >w< be :33 feaw'd. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^.^ he :3 dawes, +And, ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ dauntwess uWu tempew >_> of his UwU mind, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO wisdom UwU that doth ^w^ guide his ;;w;; vawow +ÚwÚ To ^.^ act in xDD safety. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ he +uWu Whose being I ^-^ do fear; ÚwÚ and uWu undew him +UwU My genyius :3 is webuked, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said +>_< Mawk ^-^ Antony's ÚwÚ was uWu by Caesar. ÚwÚ He xDD chid OwO the OwO sistews +When ^.^ fiwst uWu they >w< put OwO the name >_> of UwU King x3 upon me +And bade them speak ^-^ to him; then pwophet-wike +^.^ They ^.^ haiw'd him fathew ^-^ to :3 a xDD winye >_> of ^.^ kings. +:3 Upon my head uWu they ^w^ pwaced :3 a fruitless :3 cwown +And >w< put :3 a xDD bawwen OwO sceptwe in my :33 gwipe, +ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to >w< be wwench'd with OwO an unwinyeaw ;;w;; hand, +:3 Nyo :3 son >_> of >_< minye succeeding. :3 If't >w< be so, +>_< Fow >_< Banquo's xDD issue ^.^ have I ^.^ fiwed my UwU mind, +>_< Fow them OwO the >_< gwacious :3 Duncan ^.^ have I ^.^ muwthew'd, +x3 Put rancors in OwO the vessel >_> of my xDD peace +>_> Onwy uWu fow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eternal >_> jewew +x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common enemy >_> of man, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them kings uWu -the ^.^ seed >_> of UwU Banquo ;;w;; kings! +>_< Wathew than so, xDD come, ÚwÚ Fate, OwO into OwO the wist, +And ÚwÚ champion me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ uttewance! >w< Who's thewe? + +;;w;; We-entew UwU Attendant, with two UwU Muwthewews. + +Nyow >w< go ^-^ to OwO the doow, ÚwÚ and stay there ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we :3 caww. +Exit ^w^ Attendant. +>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yesterday ^-^ we xDD spoke togethew? +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ It OwO was, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Weww then, :3 nyow +>_< Have you consider'd >_> of my ^-^ speeches? xDD Knyow +:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in OwO the xDD times ÚwÚ past ;;w;; which held you +^w^ So uWu undew OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; which you ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been +Our innyocent ^-^ sewf? :3 This I :3 made good ^-^ to you +UwU In ^-^ ouw last conference, ^w^ pass'd in >w< pwobation with >w< you: +OwO How you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, how xDD cwoss'd, OwO the ;;w;; instwuments, +OwO Who wrought with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse UwU that UwU might +ÚwÚ To half :3 a ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a nyotion >_< cwazed +Say, x3 "Thus >_> did Banquo." +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. You :3 made ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +OwO MACBETH. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and went :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow +Our point >_> of uWu second OwO meeting. Do you find +Your >_< patience OwO so predominant in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, +:33 That you can let :3 this go? uWu Awe you OwO so gospel'd, +ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow :3 this good man ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ;;w;; issue, +uWu Whose :33 heavy hand ;;w;; hath bow'd you ^-^ to OwO the grave +And uWu beggaw'd x3 youws OwO fowevew? +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We awe ^-^ men, my ^.^ wiege. +OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, in OwO the >_> catawogue ye >w< go uWu fow ^-^ men, +UwU As hounds ÚwÚ and >_< gweyhounds, mongrels, spanyiews, ^.^ cuws, +>_< Shoughs, ÚwÚ watewwugs, ÚwÚ and demi-wolves awe clept +^-^ Aww uWu by OwO the name >_> of dogs. The vawued file +:33 Distinguishes OwO the xDD swift, OwO the swow, OwO the subtle, +The ÚwÚ housekeepew, OwO the :3 huntew, every ^-^ onye +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; which >w< bounteous ^-^ nyatuwe +;;w;; Hath in him ^.^ cwosed, whereby ^.^ he OwO does weceive +OwO Pawticuwaw addition, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; biww +:33 That ;;w;; wwites them >w< aww UwU awike; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> of ^-^ men. +Nyow ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ station in OwO the fiwe, +:3 Nyot >w< i' OwO the wowst :3 wank >_> of manhood, uWu say it, +And I uWu wiww >w< put UwU that ^-^ businyess in >_> youw >_< bosoms +uWu Whose >_> execution ^-^ takes >_> youw enemy OwO off, +Grapples you ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt ÚwÚ and love >_> of >w< us, +OwO Who wear ^-^ ouw OwO heawth uWu but sickly in his xDD wife, +^w^ Which in his death ;;w;; wewe pewfect. +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. I x3 am one, my UwU wiege, +x3 Whom OwO the :3 viwe uWu bwows ÚwÚ and buffets >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd +>_< Have OwO so incensed UwU that I x3 am reckless what +I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ spite OwO the world. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. And I another +^w^ So x3 weawy with x3 disastews, tugg'd with OwO fowtunye, +:33 That I would xDD set my life uWu on ^-^ any uWu chance, +ÚwÚ To OwO mend ^.^ it ^w^ ow >w< be x3 wid on't. +OwO MACBETH. Both >_> of you +xDD Knyow UwU Banquo ÚwÚ was >_> youw enyemy. +BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. ÚwÚ Twue, my :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and in such bwoody uWu distance +:33 That every :3 minyute >_> of his being thrusts +uWu Against my near'st >_> of life; ÚwÚ and >w< though I :33 couwd +x3 With barefaced power ;;w;; sweep him ^-^ fwom my OwO sight +And ;;w;; bid my uWu wiww >_< avouch it, ÚwÚ yet I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain fwiends UwU that awe uWu both his ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, +uWu Whose loves I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot drop, uWu but ;;w;; waiw his ^-^ faww +OwO Who I ^-^ mysewf struck down. And ^.^ thence ^.^ it :3 is +:33 That I ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ do ^-^ make love, +>_< Masking OwO the ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ common eye +>_< Fow uWu sundwy ^-^ weighty weasons. +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^-^ shaww, my lord, +>w< Pewfowm what you xDD command ÚwÚ us. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw wives- +OwO MACBETH. Your uWu spiwits shinye OwO thwough you. xDD Within :3 this hour at UwU most +I uWu wiww :33 advise you xDD whewe ^-^ to >_> pwant yourselves, +:3 Acquaint you with OwO the pewfect UwU spy o' OwO the UwU time, +The ;;w;; moment >w< on't; :33 fowt >w< must >w< be x3 donye tonight +And xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 pawace ^-^ (awways ^w^ thought +:33 That I require :3 a clearness); ÚwÚ and with x3 him- +ÚwÚ To xDD weave nyo >_> wubs :3 nyow ^-^ botches in OwO the work- +OwO Fweance his UwU son, UwU that >_< keeps him ^.^ company, +uWu Whose absence :3 is nyo less ÚwÚ matewiaw ^-^ to me +>w< Than :3 is his ^.^ fathew's, >w< must ^w^ embwace OwO the >w< fate +x3 Of UwU that dark hour. Resolve youwsewves x3 apawt; +I'll come ^-^ to you x3 anyon. +BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. We awe :3 wesowved, my :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. I'll caww x3 upon you ÚwÚ stwaight. ;;w;; Abide within. +>_< Exeunt UwU Muwthewews. +^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; concwuded: xDD Banquo, >w< thy >_< souw's ÚwÚ fwight, +>w< If ^.^ it find UwU heaven, >w< must find ^.^ it >_< out >_< tonyight. UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The palace. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant. + +LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Is UwU Banquo gonye ^-^ fwom couwt? +SERVANT. >w< Ay, UwU madam, uWu but wetuwns UwU again >_< tonyight. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King I would ^.^ attend his :3 weisuwe +>_< Fow :3 a xDD few wowds. +SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. +LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Nyought's ^-^ had, all's x3 spent, +:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw desiwe :3 is ^w^ got ^-^ without ÚwÚ content. +^.^ 'Tis OwO safew ^-^ to >w< be UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< destwoy +>w< Than uWu by destwuction ÚwÚ dweww in doubtfuw OwO joy. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ keep xDD awonye, +x3 Of sorriest UwU fancies >_> youw companyions >w< making, +>w< Using x3 those >_> thoughts ;;w;; which shouwd >_< indeed ^.^ have ;;w;; died +x3 With them uWu they ÚwÚ think :3 on? OwO Things ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ wemedy +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ without uWu wegawd. What's x3 donye :3 is >w< donye. +OwO MACBETH. We ^.^ have ^-^ scotch'd OwO the snake, ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd it. +>w< She'ww :33 cwose ÚwÚ and >w< be herself, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw UwU poow ;;w;; mawice +Wemains in danger >_> of xDD hew fowmew UwU tooth. +But let OwO the fwame >_> of >w< things disjoint, uWu both OwO the ^.^ wowwds suffew, +Ewe ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD eat ^-^ ouw >_< meaw in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep +UwU In OwO the affliction >_> of ^.^ these uWu tewwibwe >_> dweams +:33 That >_< shake OwO us nyightwy. >_< Bettew >w< be with OwO the OwO dead, +x3 Whom >_> we, ^-^ to >_< gain ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to :3 peace, +>w< Than uWu on OwO the >_> towtuwe >_> of OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to lie +UwU In ^.^ westwess ^w^ ecstasy. :3 Duncan :3 is in his grave; +:33 Aftew :3 wife's fitfuw fever ^.^ he sweeps :33 weww. +uWu Tweason >_> has x3 donye his xDD wowst; :3 nyow steel, :3 nyow poison, +Malice domestic, foweign wevy, nothing, +^w^ Can ^.^ touch him >_< fuwthew. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Come OwO on, +;;w;; Gentwe my lord, sweek o'ew >_> youw rugged :3 wooks; +Be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ^-^ joviaw UwU among >_> youw :33 guests >_< tonyight. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So uWu shaww OwO I, love, ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< be you. +>_> Wet >_> youw wemembwance OwO appwy ^-^ to Banquo; +Present him eminence, uWu both with eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tongue: +Unsafe OwO the ^w^ whiwe, UwU that ^-^ we +Must lave ^-^ ouw ;;w;; honyows in ^.^ these :3 fwattewing stweams, +And ^-^ make ^-^ ouw faces ^-^ vizawds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw hearts, +x3 Disguising what uWu they >_> awe. +LADY OwO MACBETH. You >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ this. +OwO MACBETH. :33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ scowpions :3 is my UwU mind, dear UwU wife! +Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and his OwO Fweance >w< wives. +LADY OwO MACBETH. But in them nature's uWu copy's ^.^ nyot eterne. +OwO MACBETH. There's comfort yet; uWu they awe xDD assaiwabwe. +;;w;; Then >w< be :3 thou UwU jocund. Ewe OwO the :3 bat ;;w;; hath :3 fwown +His ÚwÚ cwoistew'd ÚwÚ fwight, ewe ^-^ to bwack xDD Hecate's UwU summons +The shard-borne beetle with his dwowsy hums +;;w;; Hath ^w^ wung nyight's uWu yawnying ^-^ peaw, there uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye +OwO A deed >_> of dreadful >_< nyote. +LADY OwO MACBETH. What's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? +OwO MACBETH. Be innyocent >_> of OwO the ^.^ knyowwedge, ;;w;; deawest chuck, +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud OwO the :3 deed. ^w^ Come, seeling night, +xDD Scawf OwO up OwO the >w< tendew eye >_> of ^w^ pitifuw day, +And with >w< thy bwoody ÚwÚ and :33 invisibwe hand +>_< Cancew ÚwÚ and >w< teaw ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces UwU that gweat bond +^w^ Which >_< keeps me pawe! Wight x3 thickens, ÚwÚ and OwO the crow +:3 Makes x3 wing ^-^ to OwO the wooky uWu wood; +Good >w< things >_> of :3 day begin ^-^ to dwoop ÚwÚ and xDD dwowse, +ÚwÚ Whiwes nyight's bwack ;;w;; agents ^-^ to theiw preys ^-^ do wouse. +Thou x3 mawvew'st at my x3 wowds, uWu but howd ÚwÚ thee stiww: +OwO Things OwO bad begun ^-^ make >w< stwong themsewves uWu by ill. +UwU So, ;;w;; pwithee, >w< go with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the palace. + +x3 Entew three UwU Muwthewews. + +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. But ^-^ who >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee >_> join with >_> us? +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Macbeth. +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw mistrust, >_< since ^.^ he delivers +Our ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do +ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 diwection :3 just. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then ^.^ stand with ÚwÚ us. +The west ÚwÚ yet ^w^ gwimmews with >w< some >w< stweaks >_> of ÚwÚ day; +Nyow ^w^ spuws OwO the lated ^.^ twavewew uWu apace +ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the UwU timewy ÚwÚ inn, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_< appwoaches +The :33 subject >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 watch. +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Hawk! I hear >_< howses. +^w^ BANQUO. [Within.] >w< Give OwO us :3 a ^.^ wight there, UwU ho! +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then 'tis xDD he; OwO the west +:33 That awe within OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of x3 expectation +^w^ Awweady awe >w< i' OwO the couwt. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. His howses >w< go OwO about. +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Awmost :3 a OwO miwe, uWu but ^.^ he OwO does usually- +^w^ So >w< aww x3 men ^-^ do :33 -fwom x3 hence ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate +UwU Make ^.^ it theiw walk. +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO A >_< wight, :3 a light! + +x3 Entew xDD Banquo, ÚwÚ and OwO Fweance with :3 a ^.^ towch. + +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Stand to't. +^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; wain >_< tonyight. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it come down. +^.^ They xDD set x3 upon x3 Banquo. +^w^ BANQUO. :33 O, treachery! >w< Fwy, good Fweance, fly, fly, ;;w;; fwy! +Thou uWu mayst wevenge. :3 O slave! ^.^ Dies. OwO Fweance >_> escapes. +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO Who >_> did strike >_< out OwO the OwO wight? +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ way? +uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. There's uWu but ^-^ onye ;;w;; down; OwO the :3 son :3 is ^-^ fwed. +x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^.^ have lost +:33 Best half >_> of ^-^ ouw affair. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Weww, wet's away ÚwÚ and uWu say how >w< much :3 is >w< donye. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +OwO A Hall in OwO the palace. OwO A ^.^ banquet prepared. + +x3 Entew Macbeth, OwO Wady Macbeth, >_< Woss, Wennyox, >w< Wowds, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> own degwees; ^-^ sit down. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst +And last OwO the >_< heawty welcome. +xDD WOWDS. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +OwO MACBETH. >w< Ouwsewf uWu wiww :3 mingwe with ^w^ society +And xDD pway OwO the humbwe ^w^ host. +Our ^w^ hostess >_< keeps xDD hew state, uWu but in :33 best UwU time +We uWu wiww require xDD hew welcome. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Pronounce ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw fwiends, +>_< Fow my OwO heawt ^-^ speaks uWu they awe welcome. + +x3 Entew ^.^ fiwst Muwthewew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. + +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ See, uWu they uWu encountew ÚwÚ thee with theiw heawts' :33 thanks. +Both ^-^ sides awe ;;w;; even; here I'll ^-^ sit >w< i' OwO the xDD midst. +Be uWu wawge in ^-^ miwth; anon ^w^ we'ww dwink :3 a measuwe +The ^-^ tabwe wound. [Approaches OwO the doow.] There's UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy +face. +^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis >_< Banquo's xDD then. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ 'Tis better ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without than ^.^ he within. +^-^ Is ^.^ he dispatch'd? +^-^ MUWTHEWEW. UwU My lord, his ^w^ thwoat :3 is cut; UwU that I >_> did uWu fow >_> him. +OwO MACBETH. Thou art OwO the :33 best o' OwO the cut-thwoats! >_> Yet :33 he's good +:33 That >_> did OwO the >_< wike uWu fow :33 Fweance. >w< If :3 thou didst it, +Thou art OwO the ^-^ nyonpaweiw. +^-^ MUWTHEWEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, +OwO Fweance :3 is 'scaped. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] ;;w;; Then comes my x3 fit again. I xDD had ewse >_< been pewfect, +:33 Whowe as OwO the ÚwÚ mawbwe, >_> founded as OwO the rock, +UwU As bwoad ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw as OwO the ^.^ casing air; +But :3 nyow I x3 am OwO cabin'd, >w< cwibb'd, confin'd, bound in +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; saucy :33 doubts ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws :3 -But >_< Banquo's xDD safe? +^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Safe in :3 a OwO ditch ^.^ he ÚwÚ bides, +x3 With twenty >_< twenched gashes uWu on his uWu head, +The :33 weast :3 a death ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow ;;w;; that. +Thewe OwO the UwU gwown sewpent wies; OwO the wowm that's xDD fwed +;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that in UwU time uWu wiww venyom bweed, +:3 Nyo UwU teeth uWu fow OwO the pwesent. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. Tomorrow +>w< We'ww hear uWu ouwsewves again. +Exit :33 Muwthewew. +LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My :33 woyaw lord, +You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ cheew. The feast :3 is :3 sowd +:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< often vouch'd, >_< whiwe 'tis amaking, +^.^ 'Tis >w< given with welcome. ÚwÚ To :33 feed ;;w;; wewe :33 best at >_< home; +From ^.^ thence OwO the :33 sauce ^-^ to meat :3 is cewemony; +xDD Meeting ;;w;; wewe x3 bawe ^-^ without it. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Sweet x3 wemembwancew! +Nyow good ^.^ digestion OwO wait uWu on OwO appetite, +And OwO heawth uWu on :33 both! +LENNOX. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness OwO sit. + +The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ and OwO sits in UwU Macbeth's :3 pwace. + +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hewe xDD had ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's honyow woof'd, +Were OwO the OwO gwaced person >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU Banquo >w< pwesent, +OwO Who ^-^ may I wathew challenge uWu fow unkindness +>w< Than ^-^ pity uWu fow :33 mischance! +:3 WOSS. His x3 absence, ;;w;; siw, +ÚwÚ Ways blame x3 upon his >w< pwomise. Please't >_> youw Highness +ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO us with >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD company? +OwO MACBETH. The UwU tabwe's :33 fuww. +LENNOX. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a place wesewved, sir. +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Whewe? +LENNOX. Here, my good :33 wowd. What :3 is't UwU that muvs >_> youw Highnyess? +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Which >_> of you ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? +xDD WOWDS. >_> What, my good UwU wowd? +OwO MACBETH. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu say I >_> did xDD it; never >_< shake +x3 Thy ^.^ gowy wocks at >_> me. +:3 WOSS. Gentwemen, x3 wise; his Highness :3 is :33 weww. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Sit, >w< wowthy fwiends; my lord :3 is >_< often thus, +And ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ fwom his uWu youth. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ keep uWu seat. +The x3 fit :3 is momentawy; x3 upon :3 a ^w^ thought +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww UwU again >w< be :33 weww. >w< If >w< much you ^-^ nyote ^w^ him, +You uWu shaww offend him ÚwÚ and uWu extend his ^w^ passion. +^w^ Feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd him ^.^ nyot-Awe you :3 a man? +OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a bowd one, UwU that dare ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that +^w^ Which UwU might appaw OwO the ^w^ deviw. +LADY OwO MACBETH. :3 O pwopew stuff! +:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ^.^ painting >_> of >_> youw fear; +:3 This :3 is OwO the air-drawn dagger ;;w;; which you ^w^ said +uWu Wed you ^-^ to ^w^ Duncan. :33 O, ^.^ these :3 fwaws ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, +>_> Impostows ^-^ to OwO twue feaw, would ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become +OwO A :3 woman's story at :3 a wintew's fire, +OwO Authowized uWu by xDD hew grandam. Shame itself! +UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ make such :3 faces? When all's >_< donye, +You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on :3 a ^.^ stoow. +OwO MACBETH. Prithee, UwU see ;;w;; thewe! xDD Behowd! Look! >w< Wo! OwO How uWu say you? +ÚwÚ Why, what cawe x3 I? >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst xDD nyod, speak ^w^ too. +>w< If ^.^ chawnyew ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwaves >w< must ^-^ send +Those UwU that ^-^ we :33 buwy ^w^ back, ^-^ ouw monyuments +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the x3 maws >_> of ^w^ kites. Exit xDD Ghost. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What, ^-^ quite >w< unmann'd in >w< fowwy? +OwO MACBETH. >w< If I ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, I ^-^ saw >_> him. +LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Fie, uWu fow OwO shame! +OwO MACBETH. Bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been shed ewe nyow, >w< i' OwO the xDD owden UwU time, +Ewe humanye ;;w;; statute purged OwO the gentwe ;;w;; weaw; +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< since UwU too, :3 muwthews ^.^ have >_< been xDD pewfowm'd +:3 Too uWu tewwibwe uWu fow OwO the OwO eaw. The UwU time >_> has :3 been, +That, when OwO the >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe out, OwO the man would x3 die, +And there OwO an :3 end; uWu but :3 nyow uWu they xDD wise uWu again, +x3 With twenty x3 mowtaw :3 muwthews uWu on theiw cwowns, +And push OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> stoows. :3 This :3 is ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange +>w< Than such :3 a >_> muwthew is. +LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, +Your x3 nyobwe fwiends ^-^ do wack you. +OwO MACBETH. I ^-^ do forget. +Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ muse at uWu me, my UwU most >w< wowthy >_< fwiends. +I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stwange infirmity, ;;w;; which :3 is nyothing +ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that xDD knyow >_> me. ^w^ Come, love ÚwÚ and OwO heawth ^-^ to uWu aww; +;;w;; Then I'll ^-^ sit down. >w< Give me >w< some winye, fiww :33 fuww. +I dwink ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ joy o' OwO the xDD whowe table, +And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw dear fwiend xDD Banquo, xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ miss. +Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! ÚwÚ To >w< aww ÚwÚ and him ^-^ we uWu thiwst, +And >w< aww ^-^ to all. +xDD WOWDS. Our ;;w;; duties ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ pwedge. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD Ghost. + +OwO MACBETH. :3 Avaunt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit my uWu sight! >_> Wet OwO the :3 eawth hide thee! +x3 Thy bones awe marrowless, >w< thy UwU bwood :3 is cold; +Thou x3 hast nyo OwO specuwation in x3 those eyes +^w^ Which :3 thou OwO dost glare OwO with. +LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Think >_> of this, good peers, +But as :3 a xDD thing >_> of x3 custom. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD othew, +>_> Onwy ^.^ it spoils OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the xDD time. +OwO MACBETH. What man dare, I >_> dawe. +:33 Appwoach :3 thou >_< wike OwO the rugged Wussian ^-^ beaw, +The UwU awm'd ÚwÚ whinyocewos, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ Hywcan tiger; +;;w;; Take ^-^ any ^-^ shape uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm OwO nyewves +:33 Shaww never twembwe. Ow >w< be x3 awive uWu again, +And dare me ^-^ to OwO the desewt with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +>w< If :3 twembwing I ÚwÚ inhabit then, uWu pwotest me +The baby >_> of :3 a giww. ÚwÚ Hence, horrible shadow! +^.^ Unweaw mockery, OwO hence! Exit xDD Ghost. +ÚwÚ Why, so, being gone, +I x3 am :3 a man again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit ^.^ stiww. +LADY OwO MACBETH. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ dispwaced OwO the mirth, x3 bwoke OwO the good UwU meeting, +x3 With UwU most admired disorder. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Can such >w< things ^.^ be, +And overcome OwO us >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ cwoud, +Without ^-^ ouw speciaw wonder? You ^-^ make me ÚwÚ stwange +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ disposition UwU that I owe +When :3 nyow I ÚwÚ think you can >w< behowd such uWu sights +And ^-^ keep OwO the :3 nyatuwaw uWu wuby >_> of >_> youw x3 cheeks +When >_< minye :3 is blanch'd with fear. +:3 WOSS. What xDD sights, my UwU wowd? +LADY OwO MACBETH. I pray you, speak not; ^.^ he grows >_< wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; +Question ;;w;; enwages >_> him. ^.^ At once, good ^-^ nyight. +Stand ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of >_> youw going, +But >w< go at ^-^ once. +LENNOX. Good night, ÚwÚ and better OwO heawth +x3 Attend his >w< Majesty! +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< kind good night ^-^ to all! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. +OwO MACBETH. uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood; uWu they uWu say UwU bwood uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood. +>_< Stonyes ^.^ have >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees ^-^ to >_< speak; +Augures ÚwÚ and understood relations ^.^ have +By ^.^ maggot :3 pies ÚwÚ and OwO choughs ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ^w^ bwought :3 fowth +The ÚwÚ secwet'st man >_> of bwood. What :3 is OwO the :3 nyight? +LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Awmost at >_> odds with morning, ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. +OwO MACBETH. OwO How xDD say'st thou, UwU that >_< Macduff ^w^ denyies his person +^.^ At ^-^ ouw gweat >_< bidding? +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Did you ^-^ send ^-^ to ^w^ him, sir? +OwO MACBETH. I hear ^.^ it uWu by OwO the >_< way, uWu but I uWu wiww send. +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu but in his house +I ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; feed. I uWu wiww ^.^ tomowwow, +And uWu betimes I wiww, ^-^ to OwO the xDD weiwd ^w^ sistews. +Mowe uWu shaww uWu they >_< speak; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am bent ^-^ to >w< knyow, +By OwO the wowst means, OwO the uWu wowst. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own good +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes uWu shaww ^w^ give way. I x3 am in UwU bwood +^-^ Stepp'd in OwO so :3 faw UwU that, shouwd I x3 wade nyo :3 mowe, +;;w;; Wetuwnying ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as >w< go o'er. +Strange >w< things I ^.^ have in head UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, +^w^ Which >w< must >w< be acted ewe uWu they ^-^ may >w< be :33 scann'd. +LADY OwO MACBETH. You wack OwO the season >_> of >w< aww OwO nyatuwes, ^-^ sweep. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. UwU My ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and self-abuse +^-^ Is OwO the initiate ;;w;; feaw UwU that ÚwÚ wants ^-^ hawd use. +We awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 young in :3 deed. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. + +x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches, meeting UwU Hecate. + +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Hecate? You ÚwÚ wook angewwy. +HECATE. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, bewdams as you awe, +ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ and OwO uvwbowd? OwO How >_> did you dare +ÚwÚ To trade ÚwÚ and ^.^ twaffic with Macbeth +UwU In ^.^ widdwes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of >_< death, +And OwO I, OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of >_> youw xDD chawms, +The :33 cwose >w< contwivew >_> of >w< aww :3 hawms, +>_> Was never xDD caww'd ^-^ to bear my UwU pawt, +Ow show OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw awt? +And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, >w< aww you ^.^ have x3 donye +;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu but uWu fow :3 a wayward UwU son, +>w< Spitefuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wwathfuw, :3 who, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, +^-^ Wuvs uWu fow his >_> own ^w^ ends, ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. +But ^-^ make amends OwO nyow. UwU Get you gone, +And at OwO the ^.^ pit >_> of Acheron +UwU Meet me >w< i' OwO the x3 mownying. Thithew ^.^ he +uWu Wiww come ^-^ to xDD knyow his destiny. +Your vessews ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 spewws >w< pwovide, +Your charms ÚwÚ and OwO evewything >_< beside. +I x3 am uWu fow OwO the air; :3 this night I'll uWu spend +^.^ Unto :3 a dismaw ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fataw OwO end. +Great ^-^ businyess >w< must >w< be wrought ewe noon: +:3 Upon OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon +Thewe OwO hangs :3 a ^.^ vapowous >_> dwop >_< pwofound; +I'll catch ^.^ it ewe ^.^ it come ^-^ to ground. +And UwU that distiww'd uWu by ÚwÚ magic sleights +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ waise such UwU awtificiaw sprites +UwU As uWu by OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ÚwÚ iwwusion +:33 Shaww dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to his UwU confusion. +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 spuwn >w< fate, :33 scown >_< death, ÚwÚ and bear +His OwO hopes >w< 'buv ;;w;; wisdom, >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and fear. +And you >w< aww xDD knyow secuwity +^-^ Is ^w^ mowtaws' UwU chiefest enyemy. +:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ song ÚwÚ within, +:33 "Come ^w^ away, come UwU away." +>_> Hawk! I x3 am OwO caww'd; my wittwe ^.^ spiwit, >_> see, +^w^ Sits in :3 a uWu foggy cwoud ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu fow >_> me. UwU Exit. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ make >_> haste; she'll >_> soon >w< be xDD back again. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Forres. The palace. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Wennyox ÚwÚ and another OwO Wowd. + +LENNOX. UwU My fowmew >_< speeches ^.^ have uWu but :3 hit >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, +^w^ Which can interpret fawthew; only I uWu say +^.^ Thing's ^.^ have >_< been stwangewy bownye. The >_< gwacious :3 Duncan +>_> Was ^w^ pitied >_> of uWu Macbeth; >w< mawwy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead. +And OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Banquo uWu wawk'd xDD too :3 wate, +Whom, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, ^w^ if't >w< pwease you, OwO Fweance >_> kiww'd, +>_< Fow OwO Fweance ^-^ fwed. Men >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk xDD too late. +OwO Who cannyot UwU want OwO the thought, how monstrous +^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu fow Malcolm ÚwÚ and uWu fow Donalbain +ÚwÚ To :33 kiww theiw >_< gwacious fathew? Damned xDD fact! +OwO How ^.^ it >_> did >w< gwieve UwU Macbeth! OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stwaight, +UwU In UwU pious wage, OwO the two delinquents >w< teaw +:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the slaves >_> of dwink ÚwÚ and thwawws >_> of xDD sweep? +>_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^w^ nyobwy ;;w;; donye? >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy UwU too, +>_< Fow 'twouwd ^.^ have >w< angew'd ^-^ any OwO heawt x3 awive +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the x3 men ^.^ deny't. ^w^ So UwU that, I ÚwÚ say, +ÚwÚ He >_> has ÚwÚ bownye >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think +That, xDD had ^.^ he Duncan's >_< sons uWu undew his OwO key- +As, ^w^ an't >w< pwease UwU heaven, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; -they shouwd find +What 'twere ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a uWu fathew; OwO so shouwd :33 Fweance. +But, :3 peace! >_< Fow ^-^ fwom bwoad x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 'cause ^.^ he ^w^ faiw'd +His :3 pwesence at OwO the ;;w;; tywant's >w< feast, I OwO heaw, +>_< Macduff ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. >_> Siw, can you tell +:3 Whewe ^.^ he bestows >w< himsewf? +LORD. The :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan, +From xDD whom :3 this >_> tywant howds OwO the :3 due >_> of birth, +Wives in OwO the Engwish couwt ÚwÚ and :3 is >_< weceived +x3 Of OwO the UwU most UwU pious >_< Edwawd with such OwO gwace +:33 That OwO the malevolence >_> of >_> fowtunye nyothing +Takes ^-^ fwom his UwU high :33 wespect. Thithew >_< Macduff +^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to pray OwO the holy ;;w;; King, x3 upon his aid +ÚwÚ To :3 wake Northumberland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike Siward; +:33 That uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :33 these, with :3 Him :33 abuv +ÚwÚ To >w< watify OwO the work, ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU again +>w< Give ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tabwes ^.^ meat, ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO nyights, +>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU feasts ÚwÚ and OwO banquets bwoody knives, +Do xDD faithfuw homage, ÚwÚ and weceive free ÚwÚ honyows- +^-^ Aww ;;w;; which ^-^ we pinye uWu fow OwO nyow. And :3 this wepowt +;;w;; Hath OwO so >_< exaspewate OwO the UwU King UwU that ^.^ he +UwU Pwepawes uWu fow >w< some ^-^ attempt >_> of waw. +LENNOX. xDD Sent ^.^ he ^-^ to Macduff? +LORD. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ÚwÚ and with OwO an absowute ^w^ "Siw, ^.^ nyot OwO I," +The cloudy :33 messengew ;;w;; tuwns me his ^w^ back, +And OwO hums, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; "You'ww :33 wue OwO the UwU time +:33 That cwogs me with :3 this OwO answew." +LENNOX. And UwU that ;;w;; weww UwU might +>_< Advise him ^-^ to :3 a uWu caution, ^-^ to howd what uWu distance +His OwO wisdom can OwO pwovide. uWu Some holy :3 angew +>_> Fwy ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd +His xDD message ewe ^.^ he xDD come, UwU that :3 a swift xDD bwessing +May >_> soon xDD wetuwn ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ ouw suffewing ;;w;; countwy +^.^ Undew :3 a hand ;;w;; accuwsed! +LORD. I'll ^-^ send my ;;w;; pwayews with >_> him. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A >w< cavewn. UwU In OwO the >_< middwe, :3 a OwO boiwing uWu cauwdwon. >w< Thundew. + +x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice OwO the >_> bwinded ÚwÚ cat ;;w;; hath ^w^ mew'd. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice ÚwÚ and UwU once OwO the UwU hedge-pig >_< whinyed. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Hawpiew cries, ^.^ "'Tis UwU time, 'tis time." +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Wound about OwO the >_< cauwdwon ^.^ go; +UwU In OwO the uWu poison'd entrails throw. +xDD Toad, UwU that uWu undew x3 cowd stonye +uWu Days ÚwÚ and nyights >_> has ^w^ thiwty-onye +xDD Swewtew'd venyom sweeping got, +>_> Boiw :3 thou ^.^ fiwst >w< i' OwO the chawmed >_> pot. +ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; +Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Fiwwet >_> of :3 a :3 fenny snake, +UwU In OwO the >_< cauwdwon >_> boiw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bake; +xDD Eye >_> of OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and >_> toe >_> of fwog, +Wool >_> of :3 bat ÚwÚ and :33 tongue >_> of dog, +;;w;; Addew's fork ÚwÚ and blind-worm's ^.^ sting, +Lizard's ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^.^ howwet's ;;w;; wing, +>_< Fow :3 a chawm >_> of >w< powewfuw trouble, +;;w;; Wike :3 a hell-broth >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubbwe. +ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; +Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. xDD Scawe >_> of >_> dwagon, tooth >_> of wowf, +^-^ Witch's >w< mummy, :3 maw ÚwÚ and >w< guwf +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wavin'd xDD sawt-sea xDD shawk, +OwO Woot >_> of OwO hemwock uWu digg'd >w< i' OwO the xDD dawk, +OwO Wivew >_> of :33 bwaspheming :3 Jew, +xDD Gaww >_> of OwO goat ÚwÚ and uWu swips >_> of :3 yew +>_> Swivew'd in OwO the moon's ;;w;; ecwipse, +Nose >_> of :3 Tuwk ÚwÚ and :33 Tawtaw's wips, +:33 Fingew >_> of >_> biwth-stwangwed ;;w;; babe +Ditch-deliver'd uWu by :3 a ^w^ dwab, +UwU Make OwO the >_> gwuew OwO thick ÚwÚ and OwO swab. +Add theweto :3 a :3 tigew's ^.^ chawdwon, +>_< Fow OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw cawdron. +ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; +Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Cool ^.^ it with :3 a ^w^ baboon's blood, +;;w;; Then OwO the chawm :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 good. + +x3 Entew UwU Hecate ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew three >w< Witches. + +HECATE. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :33 donye! I ÚwÚ commend >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, +And x3 evewyonye uWu shaww share >w< i' OwO the ^w^ gains. +And :3 nyow about OwO the >_< cauwdwon sing, +;;w;; Wike x3 ewves ÚwÚ and fairies in :3 a ;;w;; wing, +^-^ Enchanting >w< aww UwU that you >w< put in. +:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a song, ^w^ "Bwack ;;w;; spiwits." +UwU Hecate xDD wetiwes. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. By OwO the pricking >_> of my thumbs, +OwO Something ;;w;; wicked :3 this uWu way comes. +uWu Open, ;;w;; wocks, +x3 Whoevew ;;w;; knyocks! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. OwO How nyow, you secwet, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and xDD midnyight xDD hags? +What :3 is't you x3 do? +ALL. OwO A deed ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. +OwO MACBETH. I conjuwe you, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which you UwU pwofess +(Howeer you come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ it) ÚwÚ answew :3 me: +^-^ Though you x3 untie OwO the x3 winds ÚwÚ and let them fight +uWu Against OwO the uWu chuwches, >w< though OwO the >_< yesty xDD waves +uWu Confound ÚwÚ and swawwow nyavigation uWu up, +^-^ Though bwaded >w< cown >w< be ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees xDD bwown down, +^-^ Though >_> castwes >_< toppwe uWu on theiw warders' UwU heads, +^-^ Though OwO pawaces ÚwÚ and x3 pywamids ^-^ do swope +Their :3 heads ^-^ to theiw ^-^ foundations, >w< though OwO the >_> tweasuwe +x3 Of nature's >_> gewmainyes ÚwÚ tumbwe >w< aww >_> togethew +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww destwuction ÚwÚ sicken, ÚwÚ answew me +ÚwÚ To what I ÚwÚ ask you. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Speak. +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Demand. +uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. >w< We'ww >w< answew. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Say, ^-^ if :33 thou'dst wathew hear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, +Ow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mastews'? +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Caww >w< 'em, let me UwU see >_< 'em. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. uWu Pouw in ^w^ sow's UwU bwood UwU that ;;w;; hath eaten +Her :33 nyinye ;;w;; fawwow; grease that's sweaten +From OwO the murtherer's gibbet thwow +x3 Into OwO the fwame. +ALL. ^w^ Come, UwU high ^w^ ow >_< wow; +:33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< office deftwy show! + +>w< Thundew. >w< Fiwst Apparition: OwO an UwU awmed Head. + +OwO MACBETH. >_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou uWu unknyown :33 powew- +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He knows >w< thy UwU thought: +>w< Heaw his speech, uWu but uWu say :3 thou nyought. +OwO FIWST APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! >_< Bewawe >_> Macduff, +>_< Bewawe OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Fife. :33 Dismiss >_> me. Enough. +^-^ Descends. +OwO MACBETH. uWu Whate'ew :3 thou :3 awt, uWu fow >w< thy good uWu caution, :3 thanks; +Thou x3 hast >_< hawp'd my ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ awight. But ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ commanded. Here's another, +Mowe potent than OwO the >_> fiwst. + +>w< Thundew. ^w^ Second Apparition: :3 a bwoody :3 Chiwd. + +x3 SECOND APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! +OwO MACBETH. Had I three eaws, :3 I'd hear thee. +x3 SECOND APPAWITION. Be bwoody, bold, ÚwÚ and wesowute: waugh ^-^ to :33 scown +The power >_> of man, uWu fow UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ woman :3 bown +:33 Shaww harm ;;w;; Macbeth. ^-^ Descends. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Then live, >_> Macduff. What :3 nyeed I ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO thee? +But ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make assuwance double ;;w;; suwe, +And UwU take :3 a bond >_> of fate: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live, +:33 That I ^-^ may tell pale-hearted ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 wies, +And ;;w;; sweep in ^-^ spite >_> of ^w^ thundew. + +>w< Thundew. ^-^ Thiwd Apparition: :3 a OwO Chiwd crowned, +with :3 a twee in his hand. + +What :3 is this, +:33 That >w< wises >_< wike OwO the xDD issue >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, +And weaws x3 upon his baby uWu bwow OwO the x3 wound +And :3 top >_> of >_> suvweignty? +ALL. OwO Wisten, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot to't. +uWu THIWD APPAWITION. Be OwO wion-mettwed, proud, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo cawe +OwO Who ;;w;; chafes, ^-^ who fwets, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 conspiwews >_> awe. +Macbeth uWu shaww never ^.^ vanquish'd >w< be xDD untiw +Great uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood ^-^ to UwU high :3 Dunsinyanye uWu Hiww +:33 Shaww come x3 against >_> him. ^-^ Descends. +OwO MACBETH. :33 That uWu wiww never UwU be. +OwO Who can >w< impwess OwO the UwU fowest, ;;w;; bid OwO the twee +UwU Unfix his earth-bound root? ^.^ Sweet :3 bodements, uWu good! +:33 Webewwion's uWu head, xDD wise never ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< Wood +x3 Of uWu Biwnyam ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ high-pwaced Macbeth +:33 Shaww live OwO the lease >_> of UwU nyatuwe, pay his >_> bweath +ÚwÚ To UwU time ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw x3 custom. >_> Yet my OwO heawt +OwO Thwobs ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye ^.^ thing: tell uWu me, ^-^ if >_> youw art +^w^ Can tell OwO so xDD much, uWu shaww >_< Banquo's xDD issue >w< evew +UwU Weign in :3 this kingdom? +ALL. >_< Seek ^-^ to xDD knyow nyo more. +OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! UwU Deny me this, +And OwO an eternal ^w^ cuwse ^-^ faww uWu on xDD you! >_> Wet me know. +UwU Why sinks UwU that ;;w;; cauwdwon, ÚwÚ and what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? +ÚwÚ Hautboys. +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Show! +x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show! +xDD THIWD. :33 WITCH. Show! +ALL. Show his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and >w< gwieve his >_> heawt; +Come >_< wike ^-^ shadows, OwO so depawt! + +OwO A show >_> of eight Kings, OwO the last with :3 a :3 gwass in his >w< hand; +>_< Banquo's ^w^ Ghost xDD fowwowing. + +OwO MACBETH. Thou awe xDD too >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of UwU Banquo OwO Down! +x3 Thy :3 cwown OwO does >w< seaw >_< minye eyeballs. And >w< thy >_> haiw, +Thou uWu othew ^-^ gowd-bound brow, :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_> fiwst. +OwO A third :3 is >_< wike OwO the fowmew. ;;w;; Fiwthy uWu hags! +UwU Why ^-^ do you show me uWu this? OwO A fourth! Start, >_> eyes! +>_> What, uWu wiww OwO the xDD winye ;;w;; stwetch >_< out ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwack >_> of doom? +>_> Anyothew x3 yet! OwO A :33 seventh! I'll UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! +And ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^w^ eighth OwO appeaws, ^-^ who uWu beaws :3 a :3 gwass +^w^ Which >w< shows me many ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and >w< some I UwU see +:33 That >w< twofowd x3 bawws ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe sceptwes UwU cawwy. +Horrible uWu sight! Nyow I UwU see 'tis true; +>_< Fow OwO the bwood-bowtew'd UwU Banquo >_> smiwes x3 upon uWu me, +And OwO points at them uWu fow ^-^ his. >_> What, :3 is :3 this so? +OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. But x3 why +;;w;; Stands Macbeth ;;w;; thus >_> amazedwy? +OwO Come,sistews, :33 cheew ^-^ we OwO up his sprites, +And show OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw delights. +I'll chawm OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ sound, +OwO Whiwe you OwO pewfowm >_> youw antic :33 wound, +:33 That :3 this gweat UwU King ^-^ may kindwy uWu say +Our ;;w;; duties >_> did his ^-^ wewcome :33 pay. +Music. The ÚwÚ Witches ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and +then vanyish with UwU Hecate. +OwO MACBETH. awe OwO they? Gonye? >_> Wet :3 this pernicious hour +Stand xDD ay accursed in OwO the calendar! +Come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ without ;;w;; thewe! + +x3 Entew Lennox. + +LENNOX. What's >_> youw Gwace's x3 wiww? +OwO MACBETH. :33 Saw you OwO the xDD weiwd OwO sistews? +LENNOX. No, my :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. Came uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu by you? +LENNOX. :3 Nyo :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. OwO Infected >w< be OwO the ;;w;; 'aiw xDD wheweon uWu they ride, +And :33 damn'd >w< aww x3 those UwU that xDD twust them! I >_> did hear +The :33 gawwoping >_> of ÚwÚ howse. OwO Who >_< wast came ^-^ by? +LENNOX. ^.^ 'Tis two ^w^ ow ^w^ thwee, my lord, UwU that bwing you >_> wowd +>_< Macduff :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Engwand. +OwO MACBETH. uWu Fwed ^-^ to Engwand? +LENNOX. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Time, :3 thou anticipatest my ;;w;; dwead OwO expwoits. +The UwU fwighty OwO puwpose never :3 is >w< o'ewtook +>_< Unwess OwO the deed >w< go with it. From :3 this ;;w;; moment +The vewy :33 fiwstwings >_> of my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< be +The :33 fiwstwings >_> of my hand. And x3 even nyow, +ÚwÚ To :3 cwown my >_> thoughts with :3 acts, >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and donye: +The castle >_> of >_< Macduff I uWu wiww ^-^ suwpwise, +Seize x3 upon >_< Fife, ^w^ give ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge o' OwO the >_< swowd +His xDD wife, his UwU babes, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< unfowtunyate souws +:33 That trace him in his x3 winye. :3 Nyo ^-^ boasting >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; +:3 This deed I'll ^-^ do before :3 this OwO puwpose ;;w;; coow. +But nyo ^-^ mowe uWu sights! ^w^ -Whewe awe ^.^ these ;;w;; gentwemen? +^w^ Come, bwing me xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^-^ Fife. UwU Macduff's OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> Macduff, xDD hew >_< Son, ÚwÚ and Ross. + +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. What xDD had ^.^ he >_< donye, ^-^ to ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO the land? +:3 WOSS. You >w< must ^.^ have >_> patience, ÚwÚ madam. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyonye; +His flight ÚwÚ was madnyess. When ^-^ ouw :33 actions ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, +Our ^-^ feaws ^-^ do ^-^ make OwO us x3 twaitows. +:3 WOSS. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +:3 Whethew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his OwO wisdom ^w^ ow his fear. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Wisdom? ÚwÚ To xDD weave his xDD wife, ^-^ to xDD weave his UwU babes, +His >_< mansion, ÚwÚ and his titles, in :3 a place +From :3 whence ^-^ himsewf OwO does UwU fwy? ÚwÚ He loves OwO us not; +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 nyatuwaw OwO touch; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wwen, +The UwU most diminutive >_> of biwds, uWu wiww fight, +Her x3 young ones in xDD hew nyest, x3 against OwO the owl. +^-^ Aww :3 is OwO the ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is OwO the :33 wuv; +UwU As wittwe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wisdom, xDD whewe OwO the flight +^w^ So runs x3 against >w< aww reason. +:3 WOSS. UwU My ;;w;; deawest *shuffles closer* coz, +I pray you, ÚwÚ schoow OwO youwsewf. But uWu fow >_> youw xDD husband, +ÚwÚ He :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, UwU Judicious, ÚwÚ and :33 best knows +The ^-^ fits o' OwO the ^-^ season. I dare ^.^ nyot speak >w< much :33 fuwthew; +But x3 cwuew awe OwO the xDD times when ^-^ we awe ^-^ twaitows +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ouwsewves; when ^-^ we howd OwO wumow +From what ^-^ we feaw, ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we feaw, +But fwoat x3 upon :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and viowent ÚwÚ sea +>_> Each uWu way ÚwÚ and muv. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong uWu but I'll >w< be here again. +OwO Things at OwO the wowst uWu wiww OwO cease ^w^ ow ewse climb ^.^ upwawd +ÚwÚ To what uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> befowe. UwU My pwetty uWu cousin, +Blessing x3 upon xDD you! +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Fathew'd ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's fathewwess. +:3 WOSS. I x3 am OwO so >w< much :3 a fool, shouwd I stay longer, +^w^ It would >w< be my >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 discomfowt. +I UwU take my xDD weave at ^-^ once. UwU Exit. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Sirrah, >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU dead. +And what uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu wiww you live? +ÚwÚ SON. UwU As :33 biwds uWu do, uWu Mothew. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> What, with worms ÚwÚ and >_> fwies? +ÚwÚ SON. x3 With what I :3 get, I x3 mean; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do they. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow bird! >_< Thou'wdst never ;;w;; feaw OwO the nyet :3 nyow lime, +The uWu pitfaww :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gin. +ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why shouwd OwO I, ÚwÚ Mothew? OwO Poow :33 biwds uWu they awe ^.^ nyot xDD set OwO fow. +UwU My fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw UwU saying. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. OwO How xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow fathew? +ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Nyay, how uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 a ^.^ husband? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, I can ^-^ buy me twenty at ^-^ any mawket. +ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then ^w^ you'ww ^-^ buy >w< 'em ^-^ to ;;w;; seww again. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Thou OwO speak'st with >w< aww >w< thy wit, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, >w< i' :33 faith, +x3 With ÚwÚ wit enough uWu fow thee. +ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was my fathew :3 a >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ Mothew? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +ÚwÚ SON. What :3 is :3 a >_< twaitow? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Why ^-^ onye UwU that >_< sweaws ÚwÚ and wies. +ÚwÚ SON. And >w< be >w< aww ^-^ twaitows UwU that ^-^ do so? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Evewyonye UwU that OwO does OwO so :3 is :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be +xDD hanged. +ÚwÚ SON. And >w< must uWu they >w< aww >w< be OwO hanged UwU that uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and wie? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Evewyonye. +ÚwÚ SON. OwO Who >w< must >_> hang >w< them? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< honyest ^-^ men. +ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then OwO the >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and UwU sweawews awe fools, uWu fow there awe >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and +UwU sweawews enow ^-^ to beat OwO the >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hang OwO up ^.^ them. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Nyow, :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, UwU poow ÚwÚ monkey! But how xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do +uWu fow :3 a fathew? +ÚwÚ SON. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you'wd weep uWu fow him; ^-^ if you would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it +;;w;; wewe :3 a good >w< sign UwU that I shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew father. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow prattler, how :3 thou >w< tawk'st! + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +MESSENGEW. ^w^ Bwess you, fair ^.^ dame! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to you ;;w;; knyown, +^-^ Though in >_> youw OwO state >_> of honyow I x3 am pewfect. +I x3 doubt >w< some danger OwO does xDD appwoach you >_> nyeawwy. +>w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 a ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ man's >_< advice, +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found xDD hewe; hence, with >_> youw wittwe ones. +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight you thus, >w< methinks I x3 am xDD too ^-^ savage; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< wowse ^-^ to you ;;w;; wewe feww OwO cwuewty, +^w^ Which :3 is xDD too uWu nyigh >_> youw ^.^ pewson. xDD Heaven OwO pwesewve xDD you! +I dare >_> abide nyo longer. UwU Exit. +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Whither shouwd I UwU fwy? +I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo hawm. But I wemembew :3 nyow +I x3 am in :3 this earthly UwU wowwd, xDD whewe ^-^ to ^-^ do harm +^-^ Is >_< often laudable, ^-^ to ^-^ do good sometime +ÚwÚ Accounted dangewous fowwy. UwU Why then, alas, +Do I >w< put OwO up UwU that ^.^ womanwy ^.^ defense, +ÚwÚ To uWu say I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo harm OwO -What awe ^.^ these :3 faces? + +x3 Entew UwU Muwthewews. + +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? +LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. I hope, in nyo place OwO so ^-^ unsanctified +:3 Whewe such as :3 thou uWu mayst find >_> him. +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +ÚwÚ SON. Thou wiest, :3 thou >_> shag-eaw'd viwwain! +OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> What, you ÚwÚ egg! +UwU Stabs >_> him. +Young UwU fwy >_> of treachery! +ÚwÚ SON. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD kiww'd uWu me, uWu Mothew. +Wun ^w^ away, I pray xDD you! ^.^ Dies. +Exit OwO Wady >_> Macduff, cwying "Murther!" +>_< Exeunt Muwthewews, following :3 hew. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Engwand. Before OwO the King's palace. + +x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and >_> Macduff. + +:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet OwO us >w< seek >_< out >w< some desowate shade ÚwÚ and there +UwU Weep ^-^ ouw >_> sad >_< bosoms ^-^ empty. +^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet OwO us wathew +Hold fast OwO the x3 mowtaw ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >_< wike good x3 men +Bestride ^-^ ouw ^.^ downfaww'n birthdom. >_> Each OwO nyew ^w^ mown +Nyew xDD widows howw, OwO nyew ^.^ owphans cwy, OwO nyew ;;w;; sowwows +Stwike >w< heaven uWu on OwO the ;;w;; face, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wesounds +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; fewt with xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and OwO yeww'd >_< out +;;w;; Wike syllable >_> of >w< dowow. +:33 MAWCOWM. What I >w< bewieve, I'll ;;w;; waww; +What >w< knyow, :3 bewieve; ÚwÚ and what I can redress, +UwU As I uWu shaww find OwO the UwU time ^-^ to OwO fwiend, I uWu wiww. +What you ^.^ have spoke, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ pewchance. +:3 This tyrant, uWu whose >_> sowe name blisters ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, +>_> Was UwU once ^w^ thought :33 honyest. You ^.^ have loved him ;;w;; weww; +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ touch'd you >_> yet. I x3 am young, uWu but xDD something +You ^-^ may deserve >_> of him OwO thwough uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO wisdom +ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO up :3 a ;;w;; weak, xDD poow, innyocent ÚwÚ wamb +ÚwÚ To >_< appease OwO an :3 angwy god. +^-^ MACDUFF. I x3 am ^.^ nyot treacherous. +:33 MAWCOWM. But Macbeth is. +OwO A good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ may recoil +UwU In OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 chawge. But I uWu shaww crave >_> youw pawdon; +:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, my >_> thoughts cannyot ;;w;; twanspose. +uWu Angews awe UwU bwight stiww, >w< though OwO the xDD bwightest feww. +^-^ Though >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; fouw would wear OwO the uWu bwows >_> of >w< gwace, +>_> Yet OwO gwace >w< must still ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. +^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have lost my UwU hopes. +:33 MAWCOWM. :3 Pewchance x3 even there xDD whewe I >_> did find my ^w^ doubts. +UwU Why in UwU that ^w^ wawnyess weft you UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, +Those pwecious motives, x3 those >w< stwong ^-^ knyots >_> of love, +Without xDD weave-taking? I pray you, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my OwO jeawousies >w< be >_> youw dishonors, +But >_< minye >_> own xDD safeties. You ^-^ may >w< be >w< wightwy UwU just, +Whatevew I uWu shaww uWu think. +^-^ MACDUFF. Bleed, bweed, UwU poow country! +Great tywanny, uWu way :3 thou >w< thy xDD basis ;;w;; suwe, +>_< Fow xDD goodnyess dare ^.^ nyot >_< check thee. OwO Weaw :3 thou >w< thy wwongs; +The title :3 is affeew'd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, :33 wowd. +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the villain UwU that :3 thou think'st +>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe space that's in OwO the ;;w;; tywant's :33 gwasp +And OwO the rich ÚwÚ East ^-^ to OwO boot. +:33 MAWCOWM. Be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; +I speak ^.^ nyot as in absowute ;;w;; feaw >_> of you. +I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy sinks beneath OwO the ÚwÚ yoke; +^w^ It ÚwÚ weeps, ^.^ it OwO bweeds, ÚwÚ and OwO each OwO nyew :3 day :3 a >_> gash +^-^ Is ÚwÚ added ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wounds. I ÚwÚ think withaw +Thewe would >w< be ^.^ hands uplifted in my ^-^ wight; +And here ^-^ fwom >_< gwacious ^.^ Engwand ^.^ have I :3 offew +x3 Of ÚwÚ goodwy xDD thousands. But uWu fow >w< aww this, +When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ twead x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; tywant's uWu head, +Ow wear ^.^ it uWu on my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ yet my UwU poow ;;w;; countwy +:33 Shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU vices than ^.^ it xDD had OwO befowe, +Mowe suffer ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu sundwy ^-^ ways than x3 evew, +By him UwU that uWu shaww succeed. +^-^ MACDUFF. What shouwd ^.^ he x3 be? +:33 MAWCOWM. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mysewf I >_> mean, in xDD whom I xDD knyow +^-^ Aww OwO the OwO pawticuwaws >_> of OwO vice OwO so gwafted +That, when uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 open'd, bwack Macbeth +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU poow OwO state +UwU Esteem him as :3 a ^w^ wamb, being compared +x3 With my confinyewess harms. +^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Nyot in OwO the legions +x3 Of horrid heww can come :3 a ^w^ deviw ^-^ mowe :33 damn'd +UwU In x3 eviws ^-^ to :3 top ;;w;; Macbeth. +:33 MAWCOWM. I gwant him bwoody, +:3 Wuxuwious, >_> avawicious, fawse, deceitful, +^w^ Sudden, >_< mawicious, uWu smacking >_> of every xDD sin +:33 That >_> has :3 a >w< nyame. But :33 thewe's nyo xDD bottom, x3 nyonye, +UwU In my ^.^ vowuptuousnyess. Your x3 wives, >_> youw daughtews, +Your ÚwÚ matwons, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids :33 couwd ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up +The cestern >_> of my >w< wust, ÚwÚ and my desiwe +^-^ Aww ÚwÚ continyent :3 impediments would o'erbear +:33 That >_> did oppose my uWu wiww. >_< Bettew Macbeth +>w< Than such OwO an ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO weign. +^-^ MACDUFF. Boundwess intempewance +UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a tyranny; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been +The ;;w;; untimewy emptying >_> of OwO the x3 happy thwonye, +And ^-^ faww >_> of many ^.^ kings. But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet +ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 upon you what :3 is ^w^ youws. You ^-^ may +uWu Convey >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes in :3 a xDD spacious ^.^ pwenty +And ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem cold, OwO the UwU time you ^-^ may OwO so hoodwink. +We ^.^ have willing ;;w;; dames enyough; there cannyot >w< be +:33 That ^.^ vuwtuwe in you ^-^ to devouw OwO so many +UwU As uWu wiww ^-^ to greatness dedicate themsewves, +UwU Finding ^.^ it OwO so inclined. +:33 MAWCOWM. x3 With :3 this there grows +UwU In my UwU most ^-^ iww-composed xDD affection such +OwO A ÚwÚ stanchwess avawice UwU that, ;;w;; wewe I ;;w;; King, +I shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the nobles uWu fow theiw UwU wands, +:3 Desiwe his jewews ÚwÚ and :3 this other's OwO house, +And my OwO mowe-having would >w< be as :3 a :33 sauce +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me hungew :3 mowe, UwU that I shouwd ;;w;; fowge +UwU Quawwews ^.^ unjust x3 against OwO the good ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, +Destroying them uWu fow wealth. +^-^ MACDUFF. :3 This avawice +x3 Sticks deeper, grows with ^-^ mowe pernicious >w< woot +>w< Than OwO summew-seeming >w< wust, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been +The >_< swowd >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO swain ^.^ kings. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fear; +xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu foisons ^-^ to fiww OwO up >_> youw uWu wiww +x3 Of >_> youw mere >w< own. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ÚwÚ powtabwe, +x3 With uWu othew gwaces weigh'd. +:33 MAWCOWM. But I ^.^ have none. The :33 king-becoming graces, +UwU As justice, verity, tempewance, stabwenyess, +Bounty, perseverance, >w< mewcy, wowwinyess, +Devotion, >_> patience, :3 couwage, >_< fowtitude, +I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 abound +UwU In OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO each uWu sevewaw crime, +Acting ^.^ it many xDD ways. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had I :33 powew, I shouwd +uWu Pouw OwO the ^w^ sweet >_< miwk >_> of xDD concowd OwO into >_< heww, +OwO Upwoaw OwO the unyivewsaw :3 peace, xDD confound +^-^ Aww >_> unyity uWu on xDD eawth. +^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O Scotland, Scotland! +:33 MAWCOWM. >w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye >w< be x3 fit ^-^ to >_< guvwn, speak. +I x3 am as I ^.^ have ÚwÚ spoken. +^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Fit ^-^ to x3 guvwn? +No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wive. :3 O >w< nyation x3 misewabwe! +x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ untitwed >_> tywant bwoody-sceptew'd, +When ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see >w< thy >_> whowesome >_< days uWu again, +x3 Since UwU that OwO the >w< twuest xDD issue >_> of >w< thy UwU thwonye +By his >_> own intewdiction ^-^ stands accursed +And OwO does blaspheme his breed? x3 Thy :33 woyaw fathew +>_> Was :3 a UwU most sainted king; OwO the queen UwU that ^-^ bowe ^.^ thee, +Oftenyew x3 upon xDD hew knyees than uWu on xDD hew OwO feet, +>w< Died every :3 day ^.^ she ^-^ wived. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well! +^.^ These x3 eviws :3 thou x3 wepeat'st x3 upon thyself +>_< Have banish'd me ^-^ fwom uWu Scotwand. :3 O my ^w^ bweast, +x3 Thy >w< hope ends :3 hewe! +:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Macduff, :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 passion, +OwO Chiwd >_> of integrity, ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw +uWu Wiped OwO the bwack scwupwes, >_< weconciwed my >_> thoughts +ÚwÚ To >w< thy good >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. :33 Deviwish Macbeth +By many >_> of ^.^ these UwU twains ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^.^ win me +x3 Into his :33 powew, ÚwÚ and modest OwO wisdom plucks me +From over-credulous UwU haste. But :3 God :33 abuv +UwU Deaw :3 between ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU me! >_< Fow x3 even :3 nyow +I >w< put ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< thy :3 diwection ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Unspeak >_< minye >_> own detraction; here abjure +The >_> taints ÚwÚ and blames I >_> waid x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Fow :3 stwangews ^-^ to my ^.^ nyatuwe. I x3 am ÚwÚ yet +Unknyown ^-^ to woman, never ÚwÚ was xDD fowswown, +xDD Scawcewy ^.^ have coveted what ÚwÚ was >_< minye own, +^.^ At nyo UwU time x3 bwoke my :33 faith, would ^.^ nyot :33 betway +The ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his fewwow, ÚwÚ and dewight +:3 Nyo less in >w< twuth than wife. UwU My ^.^ fiwst false ;;w;; speaking +>_> Was :3 this x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. What I x3 am ^.^ twuwy +^-^ Is UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ^-^ countwy's ^-^ to ^.^ command. +Whither :3 indeed, before >w< thy here-approach, +Old Siward, with >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike x3 men +^w^ Awweady at :3 a ^w^ point, ÚwÚ was setting fowth. +Nyow ^w^ we'ww togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu chance >_> of xDD goodnyess +Be >_< wike ^-^ ouw ^w^ wawwanted >w< quawwew! UwU Why awe you ^.^ siwent? +^-^ MACDUFF. Such ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and unwewcome >w< things at UwU once +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ hawd ^-^ to weconciwe. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ Doctow. + +:33 MAWCOWM. Weww, ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King >w< fowth, I pray you? +UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, there awe :3 a >w< cwew >_> of wwetched souws +:33 That stay his ^w^ cuwe. Their mawady xDD convinces +The gweat >w< assay >_> of :3 awt, uWu but at his touch, +Such >_> sanctity ;;w;; hath >w< heaven >w< given his ;;w;; hand, +^.^ They ÚwÚ pwesentwy amend. +:33 MAWCOWM. I :3 thank you, ^.^ Doctow. Exit ^.^ Doctow. +^-^ MACDUFF. What's OwO the ^-^ disease ^.^ he ;;w;; means? +:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd OwO the >w< eviw: +OwO A UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous wowk in :3 this good ;;w;; King, +^w^ Which UwU often, >_< since my ^w^ hewe-wemain in >_> Engwand, +I ^.^ have uWu seen him do. OwO How ^.^ he >_> sowicits UwU heaven, +Himsewf :33 best :33 knyows; uWu but x3 stwangewy-visited ;;w;; peopwe, +^-^ Aww ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ uwcewous, ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to OwO the eye, +The mere ^.^ despaiw >_> of ;;w;; suwgewy, ^.^ he cures, +:3 Hanging :3 a gowden stamp about theiw >_> nyecks +x3 Put uWu on with holy pwayews; ÚwÚ and 'tis uWu spoken, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ succeeding ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he leaves +The healing benediction. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ stwange :3 viwtue +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ heavenwy >_> gift >_> of xDD pwophecy, +And uWu sundwy blessings >_> hang about his UwU thwonye +:33 That speak him :33 fuww >_> of >_< gwace. + +x3 Entew Ross. + +^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ See, ^-^ who comes hewe? +:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My x3 countwyman, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him not. +^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My >w< evew gentwe uWu cousin, ^-^ wewcome hithew. +:33 MAWCOWM. I xDD knyow him OwO nyow. Good God, uWu betimes wemuv +The :3 means UwU that makes OwO us >_> stwangews! +:3 WOSS. >_> Siw, ^.^ amen. +^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Stands xDD Scotwand xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; did? +:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD countwy, +>w< Awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to xDD knyow itself! ^w^ It cannyot +Be xDD caww'd ^-^ ouw mothew, uWu but ^-^ ouw ^-^ gwave. :3 Whewe nothing, +But ^-^ who knows nothing, :3 is UwU once uWu seen ^-^ to UwU smiwe; +:3 Whewe sighs ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ and >_< shwieks UwU that rend OwO the :3 aiw, +uWu Awe made, ^.^ nyot >_< mawk'd; xDD whewe viowent UwU sowwow uWu seems +OwO A modewn ^w^ ecstasy. The UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_> knyeww +^-^ Is there scarce ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 who, ÚwÚ and good xDD men's ;;w;; wives +Expire before OwO the >_> fwowews in theiw :33 caps, +UwU Dying ^w^ ow ewe uWu they sicken. +^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, >_< wewation +:3 Too nice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet xDD too :3 twue! +:33 MAWCOWM. What's OwO the nyewest x3 gwief? +:3 WOSS. :33 That >_> of OwO an hour's :3 age doth uWu hiss OwO the :3 speakew; +>_> Each :3 minyute ^w^ teems :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ onye. +^-^ MACDUFF. OwO How OwO does my x3 wife? +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Why, :33 weww. +^-^ MACDUFF. And >w< aww my children? +:3 WOSS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ too. +^-^ MACDUFF. The >_> tywant >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ battew'd at theiw peace? +:3 WOSS. No, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww at xDD peace when I >_> did xDD weave >_< 'em. +^-^ MACDUFF. Be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. OwO How >_< goest? +:3 WOSS. When I came UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< twanspowt OwO the UwU tidings, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have heavily bownye, there ÚwÚ wan :3 a OwO wumow +x3 Of many >w< wowthy xDD fewwows UwU that ;;w;; wewe out, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to my bewief ^w^ witnyess'd OwO the ^.^ wathew, +>_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ saw OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power ^.^ afoot. +Nyow :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of help; >_> youw eye in xDD Scotwand +Wouwd UwU cweate soldiers, ^-^ make ^-^ ouw >w< women fight, +ÚwÚ To >w< doff theiw x3 diwe OwO distwesses. +:33 MAWCOWM. Be't theiw comfort +We awe UwU coming thithew. xDD Gwacious ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath +x3 Went OwO us good Siward ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; +An older ÚwÚ and :3 a better sowdiew UwU nyonye +:33 That uWu Chwistendom gives >_< out. +:3 WOSS. Wouwd I :33 couwd ÚwÚ answew +:3 This comfort with OwO the like! But I ^.^ have uWu wowds +:33 That would >w< be howl'd >_< out in OwO the desewt :3 aiw, +:3 Whewe hearing shouwd ^.^ nyot watch ^.^ them. +^-^ MACDUFF. What OwO concewn OwO they? +The ^w^ genyewaw cause? Ow :3 is ^.^ it :3 a :3 fee-gwief +Due ^-^ to >w< some >w< singwe >_< bweast? +:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo :33 mind that's >w< honyest +But in ^.^ it shawes >w< some x3 woe, >w< though OwO the x3 main part +Pewtains ^-^ to you awonye. +^-^ MACDUFF. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ minye, +Keep ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom uWu me, >_> quickwy let me ^.^ have it. +:3 WOSS. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw ears :3 despise my :33 tongue ÚwÚ fowevew, +^w^ Which uWu shaww ^.^ possess them with OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest :33 sound +:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet uWu they UwU heawd. +^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Humh! I ^.^ guess at it. +:3 WOSS. Your castle :3 is ÚwÚ suwpwised; >_> youw UwU wife ÚwÚ and >w< babes +^.^ Savagewy >w< swaughtew'd. ÚwÚ To relate OwO the manner +Wewe, uWu on OwO the quawwy >_> of ^.^ these :3 muwthew'd ;;w;; deew, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add OwO the death >_> of you. +:33 MAWCOWM. Merciful uWu heaven! +>_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ Nyeew >_< puww >_> youw ÚwÚ hat x3 upon >_> youw brows; +>w< Give UwU sowwow wowds. The >w< gwief UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot speak +x3 Whispews OwO the ^w^ o'ewfwaught xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >_< bids ^.^ it break. +^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My chiwdwen too? +:3 WOSS. x3 Wife, ^-^ chiwdwen, servants, >w< aww +:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. +^-^ MACDUFF. And I >w< must >w< be ^-^ fwom thence! +UwU My UwU wife xDD kiww'd too? +:3 WOSS. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. +:33 MAWCOWM. Be comfowted. +Let's ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ medicinyes >_> of ^-^ ouw gweat ÚwÚ wevenge, +ÚwÚ To cure :3 this >_> deadwy ^w^ gwief. +^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo children. ^-^ Aww my pwetty ÚwÚ onyes? +OwO Did you uWu say all? :3 O heww-kite! xDD Aww? +>_> What, >w< aww my pwetty chickens ÚwÚ and theiw dam +^.^ At ^-^ onye feww :33 swoop? +:33 MAWCOWM. Dispute ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a xDD man. +^-^ MACDUFF. I uWu shaww ^-^ do so, +But I >w< must ÚwÚ awso ;;w;; feew ^.^ it as :3 a xDD man. +I cannyot uWu but wemembew such >w< things ;;w;; wewe +:33 That ;;w;; wewe UwU most pwecious ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Did >w< heaven ÚwÚ wook OwO on, +And would ^.^ nyot UwU take theiw :3 pawt? xDD Sinfuw >_> Macduff, +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww struck uWu fow thee! Naught UwU that I OwO am, +:3 Nyot uWu fow theiw >_> own demewits, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, +x3 Feww slaughter uWu on theiw UwU souws. xDD Heaven west them nyow! +:33 MAWCOWM. Be :3 this OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >_> Wet >w< gwief +xDD Convewt ^-^ to anger; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD heawt, enwage it. +^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, I :33 couwd xDD pway OwO the ^-^ woman with >_< minye eyes +And braggart with my uWu tongue! But, gentwe uWu heavens, +xDD Cut ^-^ showt >w< aww ÚwÚ intewmission; xDD fwont ^-^ to xDD fwont +>_< Bwing :3 thou :3 this x3 fiend >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and mysewf; +xDD Within my uWu swowd's wength xDD set him; ^-^ if ^.^ he 'scape, +xDD Heaven forgive him OwO too! +:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This xDD tunye :33 goes >_< manwy. +^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ^-^ ouw power :3 is ^w^ weady, +Our wack :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw weave. Macbeth +^-^ Is wipe uWu fow >_< shaking, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< powews :33 abuv +x3 Put uWu on theiw ;;w;; instwuments. ;;w;; Weceive what :33 cheew you >w< may, +The night :3 is wong UwU that never ^.^ finds OwO the day. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Dunsinane. x3 Antewoom in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of ^-^ Physic ÚwÚ and :3 a Waiting Gentwewoman. + +UwU DOCTOW. I ^.^ have two nyights ^w^ watched with you, uWu but can pewceive nyo +>w< twuth in >_> youw >_< wepowt. When ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^.^ she last uWu wawked? +GENTWEWOMAN. x3 Since his uWu Majesty went OwO into OwO the field, ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew +xDD wise ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 bed, thwow xDD hew >_> nyightgown x3 upon UwU hew, UwU unwock xDD hew +;;w;; cwoset, UwU take :3 fowth paper, ^-^ fowd it, wwite xDD upon't, ;;w;; wead it, +>w< aftewwawds >w< seaw it, ÚwÚ and UwU again xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe +in :3 a UwU most fast ^-^ sweep. +UwU DOCTOW. OwO A gweat uWu pewtuwbation in UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ to weceive at UwU once OwO the +benefit >_> of ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the effects >_> of ÚwÚ watching! UwU In :3 this >w< swumbewy +:3 agitation, >w< besides xDD hew walking ÚwÚ and uWu othew actuaw pewfowmances, +what, at ^-^ any UwU time, ^.^ have you heard xDD hew ^w^ say? +GENTWEWOMAN. That, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wepowt aftew :3 hew. +UwU DOCTOW. You ^-^ may ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU most ^.^ meet you shouwd. +GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^-^ to you :3 nyow anyonye, having nyo witness ^-^ to +;;w;; confiwm my xDD speech. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth with :3 a >_> tapew. + +Lo you, here ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 This :3 is xDD hew vewy x3 guise, :3 and, x3 upon my +xDD wife, fast asleep. x3 Obsewve UwU hew; ^.^ stand UwU cwose. +UwU DOCTOW. OwO How came ^.^ she uWu by UwU that OwO wight? +GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood uWu by :3 hew. She >_> has ^.^ wight uWu by xDD hew +xDD continyuawwy; 'tis xDD hew ^.^ command. +UwU DOCTOW. You >_> see, xDD hew eyes awe xDD open. +GENTWEWOMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but theiw :33 sense :3 is ;;w;; shut. +UwU DOCTOW. What :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ nyow? Wook how ^.^ she >_> wubs xDD hew hands. +GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^-^ accustomed >w< action with UwU hew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus +washing xDD hew hands. I ^.^ have OwO knyown xDD hew continue in :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of +OwO an hour. +LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Yet >w< hewe's :3 a >_< spot. +UwU DOCTOW. Hawk, ^.^ she speaks! I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down what comes ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ to +xDD satisfy my wemembwance OwO the ^-^ mowe stwongwy. +LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Out, damned UwU spot! :33 Out, I :33 say! One- two -why then 'tis +UwU time ^-^ to :3 do't. Heww :3 is xDD muwky. :33 Fie, my lord, fie! OwO A ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and +OwO afeawd? What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw ^-^ who knows it, when UwU nyonye can caww ^-^ ouw +power ^-^ to UwU account? >_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ^-^ to ^.^ have +xDD had OwO so >w< much UwU bwood in OwO him? +UwU DOCTOW. Do you mark ÚwÚ that? +LADY OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of ^w^ Fife xDD had :3 a ^-^ wife; xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ she ^w^ nyow? >_> What, +uWu wiww ^.^ these ^.^ hands neer >w< be >_< cwean? :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o' UwU that, my lord, nyo ^-^ mowe +o' ;;w;; that. You mar >w< aww with :3 this stawting. +UwU DOCTOW. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; you ^.^ have OwO knyown what you shouwd not. +GENTWEWOMAN. She >_> has xDD spoke what ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of ;;w;; that. +xDD Heaven knows what ^.^ she >_> has known. +LADY OwO MACBETH. Here's OwO the smell >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ stiww. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ pewfumes +>_> of Awabia uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO sweeten :3 this wittwe hand. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! +UwU DOCTOW. What :3 a sigh :3 is ;;w;; thewe! The OwO heawt :3 is sorely :3 chawged. +GENTWEWOMAN. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt in my uWu bosom uWu fow OwO the +>w< dignyity >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. +UwU DOCTOW. Weww, well, ^-^ weww- +GENTWEWOMAN. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ it ^.^ be, sir. +UwU DOCTOW. :3 This ^-^ disease :3 is uWu beyond my :33 pwactice. >_> Yet I ^.^ have OwO knyown x3 those +;;w;; which ^.^ have xDD wawked in theiw ;;w;; sweep ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; died howiwy in theiw +^-^ beds. +LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Wash >_> youw x3 hands, >w< put uWu on >_> youw nightgown, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so +ÚwÚ pawe. I tell you ÚwÚ yet uWu again, >_< Banquo's buwied; ^.^ he cannyot come >_< out +on's ^-^ gwave. +UwU DOCTOW. >_< Even so? +LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; :33 thewe's OwO knyocking at OwO the ;;w;; gate. ^w^ Come, +xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hand.What's x3 donye cannyot >w< be undonye. +ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to :33 bed, ^-^ to bed. +UwU Exit. +UwU DOCTOW. uWu Wiww ^.^ she >w< go :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> bed? +GENTWEWOMAN. Diwectwy. +UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Fouw whisperings awe abwoad. ;;w;; Unnyatuwaw deeds +Do breed uWu unnyatuwaw twoubwes; ^.^ infected ^w^ minds +ÚwÚ To theiw xDD deaf >w< piwwows uWu wiww >w< dischawge theiw secrets. +Mowe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ she OwO the >_< divinye than OwO the physician. +God, God, forgive OwO us all! Wook aftew UwU hew; +^.^ Wemuv ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO the :3 means >_> of >w< aww annoyance, +And still ^-^ keep eyes x3 upon :3 hew. ^w^ So good ^-^ nyight. +UwU My :33 mind ^.^ she >_> has OwO mated ÚwÚ and amazed my ^w^ sight. +I xDD think, uWu but dare ^.^ nyot speak. +GENTWEWOMAN. Good night, good ^-^ doctow. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dunsinane. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. + +x3 Entew Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, ^.^ Angus, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. + +:33 MENTEITH. The Engwish power :3 is uWu nyeaw, wed uWu on uWu by Mawcowm, +His uncwe Siward, ÚwÚ and OwO the good >_> Macduff. +xDD Wevenges >_< buwn in ;;w;; them, uWu fow theiw dear ÚwÚ causes +Wouwd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< gwim xDD awawm +;;w;; Excite OwO the mortified xDD man. +ANGUS. Near uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood +:33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet them; UwU that uWu way awe uWu they >w< coming. +;;w;; CAITHNyESS. OwO Who knows ^-^ if Donalbain >w< be with his xDD bwothew? +LENNOX. >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is not; I ^.^ have :3 a file +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 gentwy. Thewe :3 is x3 Sewawd's :3 son +And many >w< unwough ^w^ youths UwU that x3 even :3 nyow +UwU Pwotest theiw ^.^ fiwst >_> of manhood. +:33 MENTEITH. What OwO does OwO the ^-^ tywant? +;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Great :3 Dunsinyanye ^.^ he stwongwy :3 fowtifies. +uWu Some uWu say :33 he's mad; >w< othews, UwU that ^.^ wessew UwU hate ^w^ him, +Do caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ vawiant fury; ;;w;; but, uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, +ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ buckwe his distempew'd cause +xDD Within OwO the xDD bewt >_> of ÚwÚ wuwe. +ANGUS. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew +His >w< secwet :3 muwthews sticking uWu on his x3 hands, +Nyow :3 minyutewy >_< wevowts upbraid his faith-breach; +Those ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands move only in ^.^ command, +Nyothing in wuv. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew his title +>w< Hang loose about ^w^ him, >_< wike :3 a x3 giant's robe +:3 Upon :3 a dwawfish >w< thief. +:33 MENTEITH. OwO Who then uWu shaww blame +His ;;w;; pestew'd UwU senses ^-^ to recoil ÚwÚ and start, +When >w< aww UwU that :3 is within him OwO does condemn +Itself uWu fow being thewe? +;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Weww, mawch ^-^ we uWu on +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 obedience xDD whewe 'tis ^.^ twuwy xDD owed. +UwU Meet ^-^ we OwO the >w< medicinye >_> of OwO the sickly weaw, +And with him pouw >_> we, in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's purge, +>_> Each >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ us. +LENNOX. Ow OwO so >w< much as ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds +ÚwÚ To OwO dew OwO the x3 suvweign flower ÚwÚ and drown OwO the xDD weeds. +UwU Make ^-^ we ^-^ ouw mawch towards >_< Biwnyam. >_< Exeunt mawching. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Dunsinane. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew Macbeth, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing me nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ wepowts; let them UwU fwy all! +;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood wemuv ^-^ to :3 Dunsinyanye +I cannyot ^-^ taint with fear. What's OwO the :3 boy ^w^ Mawcowm? +>_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? The uWu spiwits UwU that xDD knyow +^-^ Aww x3 mowtaw OwO consequences ^.^ have ^w^ pwonyounced me ^.^ thus: +"Fear ;;w;; nyot, uWu Macbeth; nyo man that's :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman +:33 Shaww e'ew ^.^ have power x3 upon ^.^ thee." ;;w;; Then fly, false ÚwÚ Thanyes, +And :3 mingwe with OwO the Engwish epicuwes! +The :33 mind I ^.^ sway uWu by ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt I bear +:33 Shaww never UwU sag with x3 doubt :3 nyow >_< shake with fear. + +x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. + +The ^w^ deviw x3 damn ÚwÚ thee :3 bwack, :3 thou ^-^ cweam-faced loon! +:3 Whewe got'st :3 thou UwU that >_> goose :3 wook? +SERVANT. Thewe :3 is >w< ten thousand- +OwO MACBETH. x3 Geese, >w< viwwain? +SERVANT. ;;w;; Sowdiews, sir. +OwO MACBETH. uWu Go :3 pwick >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and over-red >w< thy feaw, +Thou x3 wiwy-wivew'd ÚwÚ boy. What soldiers, patch? +^.^ Death >_> of >w< thy UwU souw! Those winyen x3 cheeks >_> of UwU thinye +uWu Awe counselors ^-^ to fear. What soldiers, ^.^ whey-face? +SERVANT. The Engwish force, OwO so >w< pwease you. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; face ^-^ hence. Exit Sewvant. +>w< Seyton-I x3 am uWu sick at xDD heawt, +When I behold- :3 Seyton, I say!- :3 This push +uWu Wiww :33 cheew me >w< evew ^w^ ow OwO disseat me OwO nyow. +I ^.^ have :33 wived wong ^w^ enyough. UwU My uWu way >_> of life +^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the seaw, OwO the x3 yewwow weaf, +And UwU that ;;w;; which shouwd :33 accompany ^.^ owd ^-^ age, +UwU As honor, love, ÚwÚ obedience, twoops >_> of fwiends, +I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu but in theiw UwU stead, +>_> Cuwses, ^.^ nyot loud uWu but ^-^ deep, mouth-honor, breath, +^w^ Which OwO the UwU poow OwO heawt would fain deny ÚwÚ and dare not. +^w^ Seyton! + +x3 Entew UwU Seyton. + +SEYTON. What's >_> youw >_< gwacious pleasure? +OwO MACBETH. What UwU nyews >_> mowe? +SEYTON. ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu confiwm'd, my lord, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. +OwO MACBETH. I'll fight, >_> 'tiw ^-^ fwom my bones my ^.^ fwesh >w< be :3 hack'd. +>w< Give me my ^.^ awmow. +SEYTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot nyeeded >_> yet. +OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< put ^.^ it x3 on. +>_> Send >_< out ^-^ mowe OwO howses, >_> skiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :33 wound, +>w< Hang x3 those UwU that talk >_> of fear. >w< Give me >_< minye ^.^ awmow. +OwO How OwO does >_> youw :3 patient, doctow? +UwU DOCTOW. :3 Nyot OwO so >_< sick, my lord, +UwU As ^.^ she :3 is twoubwed with ÚwÚ thick-coming fancies, +:33 That ^-^ keep xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ west. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Cuwe xDD hew >_> of ;;w;; that. +OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 a :33 mind UwU diseased, +:33 Pwuck ^-^ fwom OwO the memowy :3 a wooted xDD sowwow, +Waze >_< out OwO the written twoubwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, +And with >w< some ^w^ sweet ^w^ obwivious ^-^ antidote +:33 Cweanse OwO the ^w^ stuff'd uWu bosom >_> of UwU that perilous stuff +^w^ Which weighs x3 upon OwO the :3 heawt? +UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Thewein OwO the uWu patient +Must >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. +OwO MACBETH. Thwow ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to OwO the UwU dogs, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. +^w^ Come, >w< put >_< minye armor OwO on; ^w^ give me my ^w^ staff. +:3 Seyton, ^-^ send >_< out. Doctor, OwO the :33 Thanyes UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, doctor, UwU cast +The >w< watew >_> of my wand, find xDD hew ^-^ disease +And ÚwÚ puwge ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ and pwistinye ^.^ heawth, +I would ÚwÚ appwaud ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy echo, +:33 That shouwd ÚwÚ appwaud again. ^w^ Puww't OwO off, I >w< say. +What rhubarb, ^w^ cyme, ^w^ ow what ^-^ puwgative ÚwÚ dwug +Wouwd ÚwÚ scouw ^.^ these Engwish :33 hence? UwU Heawst :3 thou >_> of >w< them? +UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, my good lord, >_> youw :33 woyaw pwepawation +:3 Makes OwO us hear >_< something. +OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing ^.^ it aftew >_> me. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ afwaid >_> of death ÚwÚ and xDD banye +;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam :3 Fowest come ^-^ to Dunsinane. +UwU DOCTOW. uWu [Aside.] Were I ^-^ fwom :3 Dunsinyanye away ÚwÚ and clear, +>w< Pwofit UwU again shouwd hardly dwaw me here. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_< Countwy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu Biwnyam xDD Wood. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. + +x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Sewawd ÚwÚ and his >_< Son, >_> Macduff, Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, +^.^ Angus, Wennyox, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, mawching. + +:33 MAWCOWM. >w< Cousins, I >w< hope OwO the >_< days awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand +:33 That ;;w;; chambews uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ safe. +:33 MENTEITH. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. +SIWAWD. What >_> wood :3 is :3 this before >_> us? +:33 MENTEITH. The >w< Wood >_> of >_< Biwnyam. +:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet every sowdiew xDD hew him ;;w;; down :3 a bough, +And >_< beaw't before him; ^.^ theweby uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; shadow +The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make discovery +^w^ Eww in wepowt >_> of ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. +SIWAWD. We learn nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the >w< confident >_> tywant +uWu Keeps still in :3 Dunsinyanye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> enduwe +Our setting ;;w;; down ^.^ befowe't. +:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis his x3 main OwO hope; +>_< Fow xDD whewe there :3 is ^w^ advantage ^-^ to >w< be uWu given, +Both ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^.^ have >w< given him OwO the x3 wevowt, +And UwU nyonye sewve with him uWu but ÚwÚ constwainyed >w< things +uWu Whose hearts awe ÚwÚ absent ^w^ too. +^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ^.^ just ÚwÚ censuwes +x3 Attend OwO the OwO twue UwU event, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ we uWu on +:33 Industwious sowdiewship. +SIWAWD. The UwU time >_< appwoaches +:33 That uWu wiww with :3 due x3 decision ^-^ make OwO us xDD knyow +What ^-^ we uWu shaww uWu say ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^-^ owe. +>_> Thoughts uWu specuwative theiw unsuwe OwO hopes ;;w;; wewate, +But ÚwÚ cewtain xDD issue UwU stwokes >w< must ;;w;; awbitwate. +Towawds ;;w;; which ^.^ advance OwO the waw. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ Mawching. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Dunsinane. xDD Within OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew Macbeth, :3 Seyton, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. + +OwO MACBETH. >w< Hang >_< out ^-^ ouw bannyews uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd ^w^ wawws; +The x3 cwy :3 is stiww, OwO "They :3 come!" Our castle's OwO stwength +uWu Wiww waugh :3 a ^w^ siege ^-^ to scorn. ;;w;; Hewe let them lie +;;w;; Tiww faminye ÚwÚ and OwO the ague xDD eat them :33 up. +Were uWu they ^.^ nyot fowced with x3 those UwU that shouwd >w< be UwU ouws, +We UwU might ^.^ have met them >_> dawefuw, beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, +And beat them ;;w;; backwawd UwU home. +OwO A x3 cwy >_> of >w< women within. +What :3 is UwU that xDD nyoise? +SEYTON. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 cwy >_> of :3 women, my good :33 wowd. UwU Exit. +OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^-^ feaws: +The UwU time >_> has :3 been, my UwU senses would ^.^ have :33 coow'd +ÚwÚ To hear :3 a ^w^ nyight-shwiek, ÚwÚ and my feww >_> of >_< haiw +Wouwd at :3 a dismaw tweatise ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ and :33 stiw +UwU As life ;;w;; wewe >w< in't. I ^.^ have >_< supp'd :33 fuww with :33 howwows; +:33 Diwenyess, ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my swaughtewous ^-^ thoughts, +Cannyot UwU once start >_> me. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU Seyton. +>w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was UwU that ^w^ cwy? +SEYTON. The uWu Queen, my lord, :3 is UwU dead. +OwO MACBETH. She shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died OwO heweaftew; +Thewe would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a UwU time uWu fow such :3 a :33 wowd. +Tomowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tomowwow, ÚwÚ and tomorrow +xDD Cweeps in :3 this :33 petty pace ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day +ÚwÚ To OwO the last syllable >_> of recorded time; +And >w< aww ^-^ ouw uWu yestewdays ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted fools +The uWu way ^-^ to :3 dusty :33 death. :33 Out, out, bwief candwe! +>w< Wife's uWu but :3 a walking uWu shadow, :3 a UwU poow >w< pwayew +:33 That stwuts ÚwÚ and frets his hour x3 upon OwO the OwO stage +And then :3 is heard nyo more. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD tawe +Told uWu by OwO an uWu idiot, :33 fuww >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, +Signyifying nothing. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +Thou uWu comest ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< thy UwU tongue; >w< thy story ^w^ quickwy. +MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious my lord, +I shouwd wepowt UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu say I ;;w;; saw, +But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do it. +OwO MACBETH. Weww, ÚwÚ say, sir. +MESSENGEW. UwU As I >_> did ^.^ stand my watch x3 upon OwO the uWu hiww, +I ^.^ wook'd towawd uWu Biwnyam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ anyon, :33 methought, +The >w< Wood >_< began ^-^ to muv. +OwO MACBETH. :33 Wiaw ÚwÚ and slave! +MESSENGEW. >_> Wet me >_> enduwe >_> youw wwath, ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +xDD Within :3 this three UwU miwe ^-^ may you UwU see ^.^ it UwU coming; +I ÚwÚ say, :3 a ^w^ moving ^w^ gwuv. +OwO MACBETH. >w< If :3 thou OwO speak'st fawse, +:3 Upon OwO the next twee ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> hang alive, +;;w;; Tiww faminye >w< cwing thee; ^-^ if >w< thy OwO speech >w< be UwU sooth, +I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu fow me as ^w^ much. +I >_< puww in wesowution ÚwÚ and begin +ÚwÚ To x3 doubt OwO the equivocation >_> of OwO the x3 fiend +:33 That :3 wies >_< wike :33 twuth. "Fear ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood +Do come ^-^ to Dunsinane," ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 a >_> wood +x3 Comes towawd Dunsinane. Arm, arm, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; out! +>w< If :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he avouches OwO does appear, +Thewe :3 is :3 nyow fwying x3 hence :3 nyow ^.^ tawwying here. +I 'gin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of OwO the >_< sun +And ^w^ wish OwO the ^-^ estate o' OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow undonye. +Wing OwO the :3 awawum bell! >_> Bwow, wind! ^w^ Come, wrack! +^.^ At :33 weast ^w^ we'ww die with >w< hawnyess uWu on ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_> Macduff, ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ Awmy, with ^.^ boughs. +>_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. + +:33 MAWCOWM. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw enyough; >_> youw weavy screens thwow down, +And show >_< wike x3 those you >_> awe. :3 You, >w< wowthy uncwe, +:33 Shaww with my uWu cousin, >_> youw ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU son, +Lead ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst x3 battwe. Wowthy >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and ^-^ we +:33 Shaww UwU take x3 upon xDD 's what ewse remains ^-^ to uWu do, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 owdew. +SIWAWD. Fawe you :33 weww. +Do ^-^ we uWu but find OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power uWu tonyight, +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> beaten ^-^ if ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ fight. +^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Make >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO twumpets ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ give them >w< aww breath, +Those >_< cwamowous ^w^ hawbingews >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. Awawums. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ They ^.^ have tied me ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; stake; I cannyot fly, +But ^w^ beaw-wike I >w< must fight OwO the >_> couwse. What's ^.^ he +:33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? Such :3 a ^-^ onye +OwO Am I ^-^ to feaw, ^w^ ow none. + +x3 Entew x3 young Siwawd. + +OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. What :3 is >w< thy name? +OwO MACBETH. OwO Thou'wt >w< be ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to hear it. +OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. No, >w< though :3 thou ^.^ caww'st thyself :3 a ÚwÚ hottew name +>w< Than ^-^ any :3 is in ÚwÚ heww. +OwO MACBETH. UwU My nyame's ;;w;; Macbeth. +OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. The ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO pwonyounce :3 a title +Mowe ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. +OwO MACBETH. No, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe uWu feawfuw. +OwO YOUNG ^.^ SIWAWD :3 O Thou wiest, abhowwed OwO tywant; with my >_< swowd +I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the lie :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. +^.^ They fight, ÚwÚ and x3 young Sewawd :3 is slain. +OwO MACBETH. Thou >_< wast :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. +But >_> swowds I >_> smiwe at, weapons waugh ^-^ to ^w^ scown, +>_< Bwandish'd uWu by man that's >_> of :3 a ^-^ woman uWu bown. UwU Exit. + +Awawums. x3 Entew >_> Macduff. + +^-^ MACDUFF. :33 That uWu way OwO the ^w^ nyoise is. ^-^ Tywant, show >w< thy >w< face! +>w< If :3 thou :33 best OwO swain ÚwÚ and with nyo OwO stwoke >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +UwU My UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's ghosts uWu wiww ^.^ haunt me ^.^ stiww. +I cannyot strike at wwetched kerns, uWu whose ÚwÚ awms +uWu Awe hired ^-^ to bear theiw OwO staves. x3 Eithew thou, Macbeth, +Ow ewse my ;;w;; swowd, with OwO an >_> unbattew'd >_> edge, +I OwO sheathe UwU again undeeded. Thewe :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; +By :3 this gweat UwU cwattew, ^-^ onye >_> of :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote +xDD Seems :33 bwuited. >_> Wet me find ^w^ him, Fowtunye! +And ^-^ mowe I UwU beg not. UwU Exit. Awawums. + +x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Siwawd. + +SIWAWD. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the castle's gently wendew'd. +The ;;w;; tywant's ^w^ peopwe uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ do fight, +The x3 nyobwe :33 Thanyes ^-^ do bravely in OwO the war, +The :3 day ^w^ awmost itsewf professes xDD youws, +And wittwe :3 is ^-^ to do. +:33 MAWCOWM. We ^.^ have met with :33 foes +:33 That strike >_> beside ÚwÚ us. +SIWAWD. OwO Entew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO castwe. +OwO Exeunt. Awawum. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. UwU Why shouwd I xDD pway OwO the Woman OwO foow ÚwÚ and die +uWu On >_< minye >_> own swowd? ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU see x3 wives, OwO the gashes +Do better x3 upon ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew >_> Macduff. + +^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Tuwn, heww >_> hound, tuwn! +OwO MACBETH. x3 Of >w< aww x3 men ewse I ^.^ have :3 avoided thee. +But >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, my ^w^ souw :3 is xDD too >w< much UwU chawged +x3 With UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye awweady. +^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have nyo wowds. +UwU My >w< voice :3 is in my ;;w;; swowd, :3 thou xDD bwoodiew villain +>w< Than >_> tewms can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; out! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. +OwO MACBETH. Thou wosest labor. +UwU As :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou OwO the intrenchant ÚwÚ aiw +x3 With >w< thy keen >_< swowd >w< impwess as ^-^ make me bweed. +>_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy OwO bwade uWu on OwO vuwnyewabwe >_< cwests; +I bear :3 a chawmed xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ woman uWu bown. +^-^ MACDUFF. Despair >w< thy ^-^ chawm, +And let OwO the :3 angew xDD whom :3 thou still x3 hast served +>_> Teww ^.^ thee, >_< Macduff ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's >_> womb +Untimewy >_> wipp'd. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Accuwsed >w< be UwU that :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws me so, +>_< Fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ cow'd my better part >_> of ^w^ man! +And >w< be ^.^ these :3 juggwing >_< fiends nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewieved +:33 That ;;w;; pattew with OwO us in :3 a double :33 sense, +:33 That ^-^ keep OwO the >_> wowd >_> of pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ear +And >_< bweak ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hope. I'll ^.^ nyot fight with thee. +^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ thee, xDD cowawd, +And live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the show ÚwÚ and xDD gaze o' OwO the xDD time. +>w< We'ww ^.^ have ^.^ thee, as ^-^ ouw >_< wawew monstews awe, +Painted x3 upon :3 a pole, ÚwÚ and undewwwit, +"Hewe ^-^ may you UwU see OwO the tyrant." +OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gwound before x3 young Mawcowm's OwO feet, +And ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited with OwO the rabble's curse. +^-^ Though uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood >w< be come ^-^ to >_> Dunsinyanye, +And :3 thou ^-^ opposed, being >_> of nyo ^-^ woman :33 bown, +>_> Yet I uWu wiww twy OwO the :33 wast. Before my ÚwÚ body +I thwow my ^.^ wawwike shiewd! >w< Way OwO on, >_> Macduff, +And :33 damn'd >w< be him UwU that ^.^ fiwst cries, "Hold, enyough!" +>_< Exeunt :3 fighting. Awawums. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE IX. + +Retreat. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and UwU cowows, Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_< Woss, +OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ Thanyes, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. + +:33 MAWCOWM. I would OwO the fwiends ^-^ we ^-^ miss ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ^.^ awwived. +SIWAWD. uWu Some >w< must >w< go OwO off, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by ^.^ these I >_> see, +^w^ So gweat :3 a :3 day as :3 this :3 is cheapwy x3 bought. +:33 MAWCOWM. >_< Macduff :3 is >_< missing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 son. +:3 WOSS. Your UwU son, my lord, >_> has ÚwÚ paid :3 a uWu sowdiew's UwU debt. +ÚwÚ He only :33 wived uWu but ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man, +The ;;w;; which nyo sooner xDD had his >_> pwowess confiwm'd +UwU In OwO the unshrinking ÚwÚ station xDD whewe ^.^ he OwO fought, +But >_< wike :3 a man ^.^ he died. +SIWAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; dead? +:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought x3 off OwO the fiewd. Your cause >_> of UwU sowwow +Must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ measuwed uWu by his ^.^ wowth, uWu fow then +^w^ It ;;w;; hath nyo OwO end. +SIWAWD. Had ^.^ he his hurts UwU befowe? +:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, uWu on OwO the OwO fwont. +SIWAWD. UwU Why then, God's sowdiew >w< be >w< he! +Had I as many >_< sons as I ^.^ have >w< haiws, +I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish them ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 death. +And OwO so his >_> knyeww :3 is OwO knyoww'd. +:33 MAWCOWM. >w< He's wowth ^-^ mowe xDD sowwow, +And UwU that I'll uWu spend uWu fow >_> him. +SIWAWD. >w< He's wowth nyo mowe: +^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he x3 pawted ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid his score, +And OwO so :3 God >w< be with :3 him! ;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ nyewew uWu comfowt. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff, with UwU Macbeth's head. + +^-^ MACDUFF. Hail, ;;w;; King, uWu fow OwO so :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD whewe ^-^ stands +The xDD usuwpew's x3 cuwsed head. The UwU time :3 is xDD fwee. +I UwU see ÚwÚ thee compass'd with >w< thy xDD kingdom's ;;w;; peaww +:33 That speak my sawutation in theiw uWu minds, +uWu Whose OwO voices I desiwe ;;w;; awoud with >_> minye- +Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! +ALL. Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! :33 Fwouwish. +:33 MAWCOWM. We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu spend :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ expense >_> of UwU time +Before ^-^ we reckon with >_> youw uWu sevewaw loves +And ^-^ make OwO us x3 even with you. UwU My :33 Thanyes ÚwÚ and :33 kinsmen, +:33 Hencefowth >w< be Eawws, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew xDD Scotwand +UwU In such OwO an honyow :3 nyamed. What's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu do, +^w^ Which would >w< be planted newly with OwO the UwU time, +UwU As calling UwU home ^-^ ouw exiwed fwiends ÚwÚ abwoad +:33 That xDD fwed OwO the snyawes >_> of watchful tywanny, +Pwoducing :3 fowth OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ minyistews +x3 Of :3 this UwU dead butchew ÚwÚ and his :3 fiend-wike queen, +Who, as 'tis thought, uWu by uWu sewf ÚwÚ and viowent ^.^ hands +>_< Took x3 off xDD hew life; this, ÚwÚ and what :3 nyeedfuw ewse +:33 That calls x3 upon >w< us, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of OwO Gwace +We uWu wiww OwO pewfowm in >_> measuwe, UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 pwace. +^w^ So ^w^ thanks ^-^ to >w< aww at UwU once ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO each one, +x3 Whom ^-^ we ^w^ invite ^-^ to UwU see OwO us xDD cwown'd at Sconye. +:33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. +:3 -THE ÚwÚ END- + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1605 + + +^-^ MEASUWE FOR ^-^ MEASUWE + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +VINCENTIO, OwO the UwU Duke +xDD ANGEWO, OwO the >w< Deputy +^.^ ESCAWUS, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient Wowd +>_< CWAUDIO, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman +WUCIO, :3 a fantastic +>w< Two uWu othew >_< wike :3 Gentwemen +OwO VAWWIUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke +xDD PWOVOST +:3 THOMAS, ^w^ fwiaw +x3 PETEW, ^w^ fwiaw +OwO A uWu JUSTICE +>w< EWBOW, :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ constabwe +x3 FWOTH, :3 a foowish ^-^ gentweman +POMPEY, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess Overdone +ABHORSON, OwO an executioner +BARNARDINE, :3 a dissolute pwisonyew + +ISABELLA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio +MARIANA, ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ to x3 Angewo +JULIET, bewuvd >_> of ^.^ Cwaudio +FWANCISCA, :3 a ÚwÚ nyun +;;w;; MISTWESS OVEWDONyE, :3 a uWu bawd + +>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, UwU Boy, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +ÚwÚ Viennya + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, ^.^ ESCAWUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Escawus! +ESCAWUS. UwU My :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Of government OwO the ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd +Wouwd ÚwÚ seem in me x3 t' :3 affect OwO speech ÚwÚ and discouwse, +x3 Since I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; science +>w< Exceeds, in UwU that, OwO the wists >_> of >w< aww >_> advice +UwU My OwO stwength can ^w^ give OwO you; then nyo ^-^ mowe remains +But UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ sufficiency- as >_> youw wowth :3 is abwe- +And let them OwO wowk. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; peopwe, +Our x3 city's :3 institutions, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> tewms +>_< Fow ^w^ common justice, >_< y'awe as pregnant in +UwU As art ÚwÚ and practice ;;w;; hath :33 enwiched ^-^ any +:33 That ^-^ we wemembew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD commission, +From ;;w;; which ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you UwU wawp. ^-^ Caww hithew, +I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; bid come before >w< us, ^.^ Angewo. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT +What figuwe >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he uWu wiww bear? +>_< Fow you >w< must xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have with speciaw ^w^ souw +Ewected him ^-^ ouw absence ^-^ to x3 suppwy; +x3 Went him ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, dress'd him with ^-^ ouw love, +And >w< given his deputation >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owgans +x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> powew. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? +ESCAWUS. >w< If ^-^ any in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< be >_> of wowth +ÚwÚ To undewgo such uWu ampwe OwO gwace ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, +^w^ It :3 is Wowd ^.^ Angewo. + +x3 Entew ANGELO + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. +x3 ANGEWO. Always uWu obedient ^-^ to >_> youw Gwace's wiww, +I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Angewo, +Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< chawactew in >w< thy life +:33 That ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ obsewvew doth >w< thy history +^w^ Fuwwy >_> unfowd. :33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< thy bewongings +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot UwU thinye >_> own OwO so pwopew as ^-^ to ^.^ waste +:33 Thysewf x3 upon >w< thy UwU viwtues, uWu they uWu on thee. +xDD Heaven doth with OwO us as ^-^ we with torches uWu do, +:3 Nyot ^.^ wight them uWu fow :3 themsewves; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ ouw viwtues +OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth >_> of >w< us, 'twere >w< aww alike +UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had them not. >_> Spiwits awe ^.^ nyot finely ^w^ touch'd +But ^-^ to fine OwO issues; :3 nyow :3 Nyatuwe never ÚwÚ wends +The >w< smawwest scruple >_> of xDD hew :33 excewwence +But, >_< wike :3 a thwifty goddess, ^.^ she determines +Hewsewf OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 a cweditow, +Both ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and use. But I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my OwO speech +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that can my part in him >_> advewtise. +^-^ Howd, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 Angewo- +UwU In ^-^ ouw wemuv >w< be :3 thou at :33 fuww ourself; +^.^ Mowtawity ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy in ÚwÚ Viennya +Live in >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. Old >w< Escawus, +^-^ Though ^.^ fiwst in ^.^ question, :3 is >w< thy ^.^ secondawy. +;;w;; Take >w< thy commission. +x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, good my lord, +>_> Wet there >w< be >w< some ^-^ mowe test :3 made >_> of my metal, +Before OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so gweat :3 a figuwe +Be ^.^ stamp'd x3 upon it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe evasion! +We ^.^ have with :3 a ^.^ weaven'd ÚwÚ and prepared UwU choice +Proceeded ^-^ to OwO you; OwO thewefowe UwU take >_> youw honours. +Our haste ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 is >_> of OwO so uWu quick ^.^ condition +:33 That ^.^ it UwU pwefews itself, ÚwÚ and leaves ^w^ unquestion'd +>_< Mattews >_> of :3 nyeedfuw ÚwÚ vawue. We uWu shaww wwite ^-^ to you, +UwU As UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw uWu concewnyings uWu shaww importune, +OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes with >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to xDD knyow +What doth befall you here. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. +ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ hopefuw >_> execution ^-^ do I xDD weave you +x3 Of >_> youw ;;w;; commissions. +x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^w^ give leave, my lord, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may bwing you xDD something uWu on OwO the way. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My haste ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU admit xDD it; +Nyow :3 nyeed you, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do +x3 With ^-^ any >_> scwupwe: >_> youw >_> scope :3 is as >_< minye own, +^w^ So ^-^ to enforce ^w^ ow qualify OwO the ^-^ waws +UwU As ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw uWu seems :33 good. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; +I'll privily >_> away. I love OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, +But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to OwO stage me ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; +^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do well, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ wewish ;;w;; weww +Their loud applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Aves :33 vehement; +Nyow ^-^ do I ÚwÚ think OwO the man >_> of xDD safe >_< discwetion +:33 That OwO does :3 affect it. >w< Once :3 mowe, fare you :33 weww. +x3 ANGEWO. The uWu heavens ^w^ give >_> safety ^-^ to >_> youw purposes! +ESCAWUS. Lead :3 fowth ÚwÚ and bwing you xDD back in happiness! +ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank you. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit +ESCAWUS. I uWu shaww desiwe you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have free OwO speech with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU concewns me +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my place: +OwO A ^.^ pow'w I x3 have, uWu but >_> of what OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet instructed. +x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO so with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw togethew, +And ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ ouw satisfaction ^.^ have +xDD Touching UwU that point. +ESCAWUS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw honyouw. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and two uWu othew GENTLEMEN + +uWu WUCIO. >w< If OwO the Duke, with OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; dukes, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 composition +with OwO the UwU King >_> of >_< Hungawy, x3 why then >w< aww OwO the dukes ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the +King. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Heaven gwant OwO us :3 its :3 peace, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> of +x3 Hungawy's! +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Amen. +uWu WUCIO. Thou ^-^ concwud'st >_< wike OwO the ^.^ sanctimonyious >_> piwate UwU that went ^-^ to +ÚwÚ sea with OwO the xDD Ten :33 Commandments, uWu but :33 scwap'd ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ 'Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot steaw'? +uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he waz'd. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Why, 'twas :3 a ^.^ commandment ^-^ to xDD command OwO the x3 captain +ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ fwom theiw functions: uWu they >w< put :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of OwO us >w< aww UwU that, in OwO the :33 thanksgiving before +^.^ meat, ^-^ do ^.^ wewish OwO the >_> petition ;;w;; weww UwU that uWu pways uWu fow ^-^ peace. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I never heard ^-^ any sowdiew :33 diswike it. +uWu WUCIO. I believe thee; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think :3 thou never >_< wast xDD whewe OwO gwace ÚwÚ was +^w^ said. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Nyo? OwO A ;;w;; dozen xDD times at >w< weast. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, in metre? +uWu WUCIO. UwU In ^-^ any x3 pwopowtion ^w^ ow in ^-^ any >_< wanguage. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD think, ^w^ ow in ^-^ any UwU wewigion. +uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, x3 why not? OwO Gwace :3 is >w< gwace, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww contwuvwsy; :3 as, +uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, :3 thou thyself art :3 a ;;w;; wicked viwwain, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww +>_< gwace. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Weww, there went uWu but :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ sheaws :3 between ÚwÚ us. +uWu WUCIO. I >_> gwant; as there ^-^ may :3 between OwO the wists ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO vewvet. +Thou art OwO the wist. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And :3 thou OwO the ^w^ vewvet; :3 thou art good ^w^ vewvet; thou'rt +:3 a xDD thwee-piw'd ;;w;; piece, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a list >_> of +OwO an Engwish ^w^ kewsey as >w< be UwU piw'd, as :3 thou art UwU piw'd, uWu fow :3 a xDD Fwench +OwO vewvet. Do I speak >w< feewingwy ^w^ nyow? +uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, :3 indeed, with UwU most painful feeling >_> of +>w< thy xDD speech. I wiww, >_< out >_> of UwU thinye >_> own UwU confession, learn ^-^ to begin +>w< thy ^w^ heawth; ;;w;; but, UwU whiwst I live, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to dwink aftew thee. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong, ^.^ have I not? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou hast, whethew :3 thou art :33 tainted ^w^ ow +xDD fwee. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE + +uWu WUCIO. >_< Behowd, uWu behowd, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Madam :3 Mitigation UwU comes! I ^.^ have +^-^ puwchas'd as many ÚwÚ diseases uWu undew xDD hew >_< woof as come UwU to- +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To what, I pray? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Judge. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To three ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dowouws :3 a xDD yeaw. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and more. +uWu WUCIO. OwO A xDD Fwench :3 cwown more. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Thou art :33 awways figuring ÚwÚ diseases in uWu me, uWu but :3 thou +art :33 fuww >_> of ewwow; I x3 am :3 sound. +uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; nyot, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, >w< heawthy; uWu but OwO so :33 sound as >w< things +UwU that awe howwow: >w< thy bones awe xDD howwow; :3 impiety >_> has :3 made :3 a feast +>_> of thee. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How nyow! ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw :3 hips >_> has OwO the UwU most :3 pwofound +UwU sciatica? +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, well! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 yondew arrested ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied +^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ was wowth five ^w^ thousand >_> of you all. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Who's UwU that, I pray OwO thee? +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, that's :33 Cwaudio, UwU Signyiow Claudio. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to prison? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow 'tis :3 so: I ^-^ saw him awwested; ^-^ saw him +xDD cawwied away; :3 and, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, within ^.^ these three >_< days his +head ^-^ to >w< be uWu chopp'd UwU off. +uWu WUCIO. But, aftew >w< aww :3 this >w< foowing, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Awt +:3 thou ^w^ suwe >_> of uWu this? +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. I x3 am xDD too ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ;;w;; getting ÚwÚ Madam +uWu Juwietta with chiwd. +uWu WUCIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ be; ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me two ^w^ houws +ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO pwecise in x3 pwomise-keeping. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Besides, you >w< knyow, ^.^ it dwaws xDD something ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to OwO the +OwO speech ^-^ we xDD had ^-^ to such :3 a uWu puwpose. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU most >_> of >w< aww :33 agweeing with OwO the proclamation. +uWu WUCIO. :3 Away; wet's >w< go learn OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Thus, what with OwO the war, what with OwO the UwU sweat, what +with OwO the gawwows, ÚwÚ and what with poverty, I x3 am ;;w;; custom-shwunk. + +x3 Entew POMPEY + +OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? +xDD POMPEY. Yondew man :3 is xDD cawwied ^-^ to prison. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, what >_> has ^.^ he ;;w;; donye? +xDD POMPEY. OwO A OwO woman. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But ^w^ what's his ÚwÚ offence? +xDD POMPEY. xDD Gwoping uWu fow twouts in :3 a xDD pecuwiaw ^-^ wivew. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. >_< What! :3 is there :3 a maid with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? +xDD POMPEY. Nyo; uWu but :33 thewe's :3 a ^-^ woman with maid uWu by >_> him. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot +heard >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwocwamation, ^.^ have you? +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What ;;w;; pwocwamation, man? +xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; houses in OwO the >_> subuwbs >_> of ÚwÚ Viennya >w< must >w< be UwU pwuck'd down. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. And what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 those in OwO the xDD city? +xDD POMPEY. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow seed; uWu they xDD had gonye ;;w;; down UwU too, uWu but UwU that +:3 a xDD wise burgher >w< put in uWu fow ^.^ them. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But uWu shaww >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses >_> of uWu wesowt in OwO the >_> subuwbs >w< be +uWu puww'd :33 down? +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< gwound, OwO mistwess. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >_> change >_< indeed in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth! +What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 me? +xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< you: good counsewwows wack nyo ^w^ cwients. +^-^ Though you >_> change >_> youw place you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw trade; I'll +>w< be >_> youw xDD tapstew ^.^ stiww. Courage, there uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ pity :3 taken uWu on OwO you; +you UwU that ^.^ have OwO wown >_> youw eyes ^w^ awmost >_< out in OwO the UwU sewvice, you uWu wiww +>w< be xDD considewed. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What's ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ Thomas ;;w;; Tapstew? Let's withdraw. +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Signyiow :33 Cwaudio, wed uWu by OwO the provost ^-^ to prison; +ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ÚwÚ Madam Juliet. >_< Exeunt + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, >_< CWAUDIO, JULIET, ÚwÚ and x3 OFFICEWS; +WUCIO following + +OwO CWAUDIO. Fewwow, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou show me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to th' world? +Beaw me ^-^ to x3 pwison, xDD whewe I x3 am uWu committed. +PROVOST. I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in evil >_> disposition, +But ^-^ fwom Wowd x3 Angewo uWu by speciaw :33 chawge. +OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus can OwO the ^.^ demigod Authority +UwU Make OwO us pay ;;w;; down uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO offence uWu by OwO weight +The uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ heaven: uWu on xDD whom ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ it wiww; +uWu On xDD whom ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >w< so; ÚwÚ yet still 'tis :3 just. +uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :33 Cwaudio, :3 whence comes :3 this restraint? +OwO CWAUDIO. From xDD too >w< much wibewty, my >_< Wucio, liberty; +UwU As >w< suwfeit :3 is OwO the fathew >_> of >w< much :3 fast, +^w^ So every >_> scope uWu by OwO the immoderate ;;w;; use +Turns ^-^ to >_< westwaint. Our natures ^-^ do >_< puwsue, +;;w;; Wike rats UwU that ravin ;;w;; down theiw pwopew bane, +OwO A thirsty evil; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we dwink ^-^ we ^-^ die. +uWu WUCIO. >w< If I :33 couwd speak OwO so wisewy uWu undew OwO an awwest, I would ^-^ send uWu fow +ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of my cweditows; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I xDD had as OwO wief +^.^ have OwO the foppery >_> of freedom as OwO the OwO mowawity >_> of xDD impwisonment. +What's >w< thy offence, >w< Cwaudio? +OwO CWAUDIO. What uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of would offend again. +uWu WUCIO. >_> What, :3 is't murder? +OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Nyo. +uWu WUCIO. >_< Wechewy? +OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +PROVOST. Away, siw; you >w< must ^.^ go. +OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good >w< fwiend. >_< Wucio, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +uWu WUCIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed, ^-^ if they'll ^-^ do you ^-^ any :33 good. ^-^ Is lechery OwO so ^.^ wook'd +aftew? +OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands ^.^ it with :3 me: x3 upon :3 a OwO twue :33 contwact +I ^w^ got UwU possession >_> of >_> Juwietta's bed. +You xDD knyow OwO the lady; ^.^ she :3 is fast my xDD wife, +ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> denyunciation wack +x3 Of >_> outwawd OwO owdew; :3 this ^-^ we came ^.^ nyot ^.^ to, +>_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwopagation >_> of :3 a dow'r +^w^ Wemainying in OwO the xDD coffew >_> of xDD hew >_< fwiends. +From xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it ^.^ meet ^-^ to hide ^-^ ouw love +;;w;; Tiww UwU time xDD had :3 made them uWu fow ÚwÚ us. But ^.^ it >_< chances +The stealth >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most OwO mutuaw >_> entewtainment, +x3 With >_< chawactew xDD too ;;w;; gwoss, :3 is :3 wwit uWu on Juliet. +uWu WUCIO. x3 With OwO chiwd, ^-^ pewhaps? +OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Unhappiwy, x3 even ÚwÚ so. +And OwO the OwO nyew uWu deputy :3 nyow uWu fow OwO the x3 Duke- +:3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and :33 gwimpse >_> of nyewnyess, +Ow whethew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ body uWu pubwic >w< be +OwO A horse xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; guvwnyow doth ride, +Who, newly in OwO the uWu seat, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may xDD knyow +ÚwÚ He can ^.^ command, UwU wets ^.^ it straight ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; spuw; +:3 Whethew OwO the ^w^ tywanny >w< be in his place, +Ow in his :33 eminyence UwU that uWu fiwws ^.^ it uWu up, +I stagger in. But :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; guvwnyow +:3 Awakes me >w< aww OwO the :33 enwowwed penyawties +^w^ Which x3 have, >_< wike OwO unscouw'd x3 awmouw, :3 hung uWu by th' x3 waww +^w^ So wong UwU that nineteen ^-^ zodiacs ^.^ have gonye x3 wound +And UwU nyonye >_> of them >_< been ^w^ wown; :3 and, uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, +Nyow ^-^ puts OwO the dwowsy ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected ^.^ act +xDD Fweshwy uWu on >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwewy uWu fow :3 a >w< nyame. +uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< thy head ^-^ stands OwO so :33 tickwe uWu on >w< thy +shouwdews UwU that :3 a milkmaid, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be in love, ^-^ may sigh ^.^ it UwU off. +>_> Send aftew OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and appeal ^-^ to >_> him. +OwO CWAUDIO. I ^.^ have x3 donye so, uWu but :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. +I ;;w;; pwithee, >_< Wucio, ^-^ do me :3 this >w< kind sewvice: +:3 This :3 day my ^-^ sistew shouwd OwO the ^-^ cwoistew enter, +And there weceive xDD hew approbation; +:3 Acquaint xDD hew with OwO the danger >_> of my x3 state; +Implore UwU hew, in my OwO voice, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ make fwiends +ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 stwict deputy; ;;w;; bid x3 hewsewf >w< assay >_> him. +I ^.^ have gweat >w< hope in UwU that; uWu fow in xDD hew xDD youth +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess dialect +Such as move ^w^ men; >_< beside, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwospewous art +When ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD pway with reason ÚwÚ and discouwse, +And ;;w;; weww ^.^ she can OwO pewsuade. +uWu WUCIO. I pray ^.^ she :3 may; as ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ encouwagement >_> of OwO the ^-^ wike, +;;w;; which ewse would ^.^ stand uWu undew grievous >_< imposition, as uWu fow OwO the +xDD enjoying >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ who I would >w< be >_< sowwy shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus +>_< foowishwy lost at :3 a uWu game >_> of ^-^ tick-tack. I'll ^-^ to :3 hew. +OwO CWAUDIO. I :3 thank you, good fwiend OwO Wucio. +uWu WUCIO. xDD Within two OwO houws. +OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ Come, officew, >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A >_> monyastewy + +x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and OwO FWIAW OwO THOMAS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. No, holy uWu fathew; thwow away UwU that thought; +>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the UwU dwibbwing ^w^ dawt >_> of love +^w^ Can >w< piewce :3 a complete >_< bosom. UwU Why I desiwe ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me >w< secwet OwO hawbouw ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO puwpose +Mowe grave ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed than OwO the :3 aims ÚwÚ and ends +x3 Of burning uWu youth. +x3 FWIAW. May >_> youw OwO Gwace speak >_> of it? +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My holy ;;w;; siw, UwU nyonye better knows than you +OwO How I ^.^ have >w< evew :33 wov'd OwO the life :3 wemuvd, +And held in :33 idwe x3 pwice ^-^ to ^.^ haunt assemblies +:3 Whewe youth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cost, :3 a witless bravery :33 keeps. +I ^.^ have deliver'd ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, +OwO A man >_> of stwictuwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm abstinyence, +UwU My absowute power ÚwÚ and place here in Viennya, +And ^.^ he ^-^ supposes me >w< twaveww'd ^-^ to :3 Powand; +>_< Fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd ^.^ it in OwO the ^w^ common eaw, +And OwO so ^.^ it :3 is weceived. Nyow, UwU pious ;;w;; siw, +You uWu wiww >_> demand >_> of me x3 why I ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. +x3 FWIAW. ^-^ Gwadwy, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. We ^.^ have :33 stwict :33 statutes ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> biting ^w^ waws, +The :3 nyeedfuw OwO bits ÚwÚ and curbs ^-^ to headstwong >_< steeds, +^w^ Which uWu fow :3 this fouwteen years ^-^ we ^.^ have let ;;w;; swip; +>_< Even >_< wike OwO an >_> o'ewgwown x3 wion in :3 a ^-^ cave, +:33 That :33 goes ^.^ nyot >_< out ^-^ to >w< pwey. Nyow, as OwO fond ÚwÚ fathews, +Having bound OwO up OwO the x3 thweat'nying twigs >_> of biwch, +>_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^.^ it in theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO sight +>_< Fow ;;w;; tewwow, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, in UwU time OwO the ;;w;; wod +:33 Becomes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ mock'd than uWu feaw'd; OwO so ^-^ ouw decwees, +Dead ^-^ to uWu infwiction, ^-^ to themsewves awe >w< dead; +And ;;w;; wibewty plucks :33 justice uWu by OwO the nose; +The baby x3 beats OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite athwart +>_> Goes >w< aww xDD decowum. +x3 FWIAW. ^w^ It ^.^ wested in >_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To unloose :3 this ^-^ tied-up :33 justice when you pleas'd; +And ^.^ it in you ^-^ mowe dreadful would ^.^ have >w< seem'd +>w< Than in Wowd ^.^ Angewo. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do feaw, xDD too ÚwÚ dweadfuw. +;;w;; Sith 'twas my fauwt ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU scope, +'Twouwd >w< be my ^w^ tywanny ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ and ^-^ gaww them +>_< Fow what I ;;w;; bid them do; uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 this >w< be >_< donye, +When evil deeds ^.^ have theiw pewmissive xDD pass +And ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> punyishment. :33 Thewefowe, :3 indeed, my fathew, +I ^.^ have uWu on x3 Angewo :3 impos'd OwO the x3 office; +OwO Who >w< may, in th' >_< ambush >_> of my uWu nyame, strike home, +And ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe never in OwO the fight +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in swandew. And ^-^ to >w< behowd his sway, +I wiww, as 'twere :3 a bwothew >_> of >_> youw owdew, +xDD Visit uWu both pwince ÚwÚ and :33 peopwe. :33 Thewefowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, +xDD Suppwy me with OwO the habit, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct me +OwO How I ^-^ may formally in person bear me +;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^-^ Moe reasons uWu fow :3 this >w< action +^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww I render you. +:3 Onwy, :3 this >_< onye: Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is precise; +;;w;; Stands at :3 a guawd with >_> envy; scarce confesses +:33 That his UwU bwood fwows, ^w^ ow UwU that his :3 appetite +^-^ Is ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD bwead than >_> stonye. >_< Hence uWu shaww ^-^ we >_> see, +>w< If power >_> change >_< puwpose, what ^-^ ouw seemers UwU be. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +OwO A nyunnyewy + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and >w< FWANCISCA + +UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ have you nyuns nyo farther ;;w;; pwiviweges? +>w< FWANCISCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wawge enyough? +UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; I speak ^.^ nyot as :3 desiwing :3 mowe, +But wathew ;;w;; wishing :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 stwict restraint +:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ sistewhood, OwO the ÚwÚ votawists >_> of x3 Saint ;;w;; Cwawe. +uWu WUCIO. OwO [ Within] ^.^ Ho! xDD Peace >w< be in :3 this pwace! +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Who's UwU that ;;w;; which calls? +>w< FWANCISCA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. ;;w;; Gentwe Isabewwa, +OwO Tuwn you OwO the key, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his ^-^ businyess >_> of UwU him: +You >w< may, I ^-^ may not; you awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unswown; +When you ^.^ have ;;w;; vow'd, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak with x3 men +But in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the UwU pwiowess; +>_> Then, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ speak, you >w< must ^.^ nyot show >_> youw ;;w;; face, +Or, ^-^ if you show >_> youw ;;w;; face, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak. +ÚwÚ He calls ÚwÚ again; I pray you ÚwÚ answew >_> him. Exit >w< FWANCISCA +UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? + +x3 Entew WUCIO + +uWu WUCIO. Hail, UwU viwgin, ^-^ if you ^.^ be, as x3 those >_> cheek-woses +UwU Pwocwaim you awe nyo less. ^w^ Can you OwO so stead me +UwU As bwing me ^-^ to OwO the OwO sight >_> of Isabewwa, +OwO A ^w^ nyovice >_> of :3 this place, ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^-^ sistew +ÚwÚ To xDD hew OwO unhappy bwothew >w< Cwaudio? +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Why xDD hew >_> 'unhappy ^w^ bwothew'? >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask +The ^.^ wathew, uWu fow I :3 nyow >w< must ^-^ make you xDD knyow +I x3 am UwU that Isabewwa, ÚwÚ and his sistew. +uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw bwothew kindwy >_> gweets you. +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 weawy with you, :33 he's in prison. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Woe UwU me! >_< Fow ;;w;; what? +uWu WUCIO. >_< Fow UwU that which, ^-^ if ^-^ mysewf UwU might >w< be his :33 judge, +ÚwÚ He shouwd weceive his punishment in ÚwÚ thanks: +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ got his fwiend with chiwd. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, ^-^ make me ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< stowy. +uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It :3 is true. +I would nyot- >w< though 'tis my ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD sin +x3 With xDD maids ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO the :33 wapwing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< jest, +xDD Tongue :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_> heawt- xDD pway with >w< aww :33 viwgins :3 so: +I howd you as :3 a xDD thing :33 enskied ÚwÚ and xDD sainted, +By >_> youw renouncement OwO an immortal ^.^ spiwit, +And ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd with in ^w^ sincewity, +UwU As with :3 a uWu saint. +UwU ISABEWWA. You ^-^ do blaspheme OwO the good in >_> mocking >_> me. +uWu WUCIO. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. :33 Fewnyess ÚwÚ and truth, 'tis ^.^ thus: +Your bwothew ÚwÚ and his >_> wuvw ^.^ have embrac'd. +UwU As x3 those UwU that :33 feed gwow x3 fuww, as :33 bwossoming UwU time +:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ seednyess OwO the x3 bawe ÚwÚ fawwow brings +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ teeming foison, x3 even OwO so xDD hew ^-^ pwenteous >_> womb +Expresseth his :33 fuww tilth ÚwÚ and husbandry. +UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Some ^-^ onye with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? UwU My cousin Juliet? +uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ cousin? +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Adoptedwy, as school-maids >_> change theiw >_< nyames +By vain >w< though :3 apt UwU affection. +uWu WUCIO. She ^.^ it is. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy her! +uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the point. +The UwU Duke :3 is vewy stwangewy gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; +:3 Bowe many gentlemen, ^-^ mysewf being one, +UwU In ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< hope >_> of >_> action; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ do learn, +By x3 those UwU that xDD knyow OwO the vewy OwO nyewves >_> of state, +His ^w^ givings-out ;;w;; wewe >_> of OwO an >_< infinyite uWu distance +From his twue-meant ÚwÚ design. :3 Upon his place, +And with :33 fuww xDD winye >_> of his authowity, +Guvwns Wowd OwO Angewo, :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood +^-^ Is vewy ^-^ snyow-bwoth, ^-^ onye ^-^ who never ;;w;; feews +The >_< wanton ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and motions >_> of OwO the :33 sense, +But doth ^w^ webate ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt his :3 nyatuwaw >_> edge +x3 With pwofits >_> of OwO the UwU mind, study ÚwÚ and fast. +^-^ He- ^-^ to ^w^ give ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and wibewty, +^w^ Which ^.^ have uWu fow wong run uWu by OwO the hideous waw, +UwU As xDD mice uWu by lions- ;;w;; hath pick'd >_< out OwO an ^.^ act +^.^ Undew uWu whose :33 heavy :33 sense >_> youw >_< bwothew's life +OwO Fawws OwO into ;;w;; fowfeit; ^.^ he awwests him uWu on it, +And UwU fowwows :33 cwose OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; statute +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. ^-^ Aww >w< hope :3 is gone, +>_< Unwess you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace uWu by >_> youw fair >w< pwayew +ÚwÚ To :33 soften ^.^ Angewo. And that's my ;;w;; pith >_> of ^-^ businyess +'Twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow brother. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he OwO so >w< seek his x3 wife? +uWu WUCIO. xDD Has xDD censuw'd him +Already, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, OwO the Provost ;;w;; hath +OwO A ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his uWu execution. +UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! what UwU poow UwU abiwity's in me +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :3 good? +uWu WUCIO. :33 Assay OwO the ^.^ pow'w you have. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My :33 powew, alas, I doubt! +uWu WUCIO. Our :33 doubts awe >_< twaitows, +And ^-^ make OwO us wose OwO the good ^-^ we ^w^ oft UwU might ^.^ win +By feawing ^-^ to OwO attempt. uWu Go ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, +And let him learn ^-^ to >w< knyow, when :3 maidens OwO sue, +Men ^w^ give >_< wike gods; uWu but when uWu they weep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, +^-^ Aww theiw OwO petitions awe as ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; theiws +UwU As uWu they themsewves would owe ^.^ them. +UwU ISABEWWA. I'll UwU see what I can do. +uWu WUCIO. But >_> speediwy. +UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu wiww about ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ staying uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the Mother +Notice >_> of my affair. I humbly :3 thank you. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my brother; >_> soon at night +I'll ^-^ send him ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wowd >_> of my xDD success. +uWu WUCIO. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. +UwU ISABEWWA. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. +OwO A hall in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house + +x3 Entew xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, :3 a >_< JUSTICE, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +x3 ANGEWO. We >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make :3 a OwO scawecwow >_> of OwO the waw, +x3 Setting ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the :33 biwds >_> of xDD pwey, +And let ^.^ it ^-^ keep ^-^ onye ^-^ shape ÚwÚ tiww UwU custom ^-^ make ^.^ it +Their ^-^ pewch, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw terror. +ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, uWu but ÚwÚ yet +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be keen, ÚwÚ and wathew ÚwÚ cut :3 a wittwe +>w< Than ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise ^-^ to :33 death. Alas! :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, +x3 Whom I would UwU save, xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe father. +>_> Wet uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw >w< knyow, +x3 Whom I believe ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO stwait in uWu viwtue, +That, in OwO the >_< wowking >_> of >_> youw >_> own ^-^ affections, +Had UwU time ;;w;; cohew'd with place, ^w^ ow place with ÚwÚ wishing, +Ow UwU that OwO the resolute :33 acting >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood +Could ^.^ have >_< attain'd th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw >_> own OwO puwpose +:3 Whethew you xDD had ^.^ nyot sometime in >_> youw life +:3 Eww'd in :3 this point ;;w;; which :3 nyow you ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, +And uWu puww'd OwO the OwO waw x3 upon you. +x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, >w< Escawus, +>_> Anyothew xDD thing ^-^ to OwO faww. I ^.^ nyot deny +The juwy, >_< passing uWu on OwO the pwisonyew's xDD wife, +May in OwO the sworn twewve ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thief ^w^ ow two +Guiltier than him uWu they try. What's open :3 made ^-^ to justice, +:33 That :33 justice ;;w;; seizes. What knows OwO the ^-^ waws +:33 That ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do xDD pass uWu on ^.^ thieves? ^.^ 'Tis vewy >_> pwegnyant, +The >_> jewew UwU that ^-^ we find, ^-^ we uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^.^ take't, +xDD Because ^-^ we UwU see xDD it; uWu but what ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see +We ÚwÚ twead OwO upon, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ think >_> of it. +You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate his OwO offence +>_< Fow I ^.^ have xDD had such faults; uWu but wathew tell uWu me, +When OwO I, UwU that ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, ^-^ do OwO so offend, +>_> Wet >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ pattewn >_< out my >_< death, +And nyothing come in :33 pawtiaw. >_> Siw, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. +ESCAWUS. Be ^.^ it as >_> youw OwO wisdom uWu wiww. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? +PROVOST. Here, ^-^ if ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw honyouw. +x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ Cwaudio +Be ^w^ executed uWu by :33 nyinye to-morrow mownying; +>_< Bwing him his confessor; let him >w< be UwU pwepaw'd; +>_< Fow that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of his ^w^ piwgwimage. Exit xDD PWOVOST +ESCAWUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, >w< heaven forgive :3 him! ÚwÚ and forgive OwO us all! +uWu Some xDD wise uWu by uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu by :3 viwtue fall; +uWu Some run ^-^ fwom bweaks >_> of x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew x3 nyonye, +And >w< some xDD condemnyed uWu fow :3 a fauwt awonye. + +x3 Entew ELBOW ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with OwO FWOTH ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +EWBOW. ^w^ Come, bwing them away; ^-^ if ^.^ these >w< be good ^w^ peopwe in :3 a +commonweaw UwU that ^-^ do nyothing uWu but ;;w;; use theiw x3 abuses in ^w^ common ^w^ houses, +I xDD knyow nyo waw; bwing them >_> away. +x3 ANGEWO. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What's >_> youw uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I x3 am OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's constable, +ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Elbow; I ^-^ do lean x3 upon justice, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do bwing +in here before >_> youw good uWu honyouw two notorious :33 benyefactows. +x3 ANGEWO. Benefactors! >_> Weww- what >_> benyefactows awe OwO they? uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot +malefactors? +EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww what uWu they ;;w;; awe; uWu but +OwO pwecise >_< viwwains uWu they awe, UwU that I x3 am ^w^ suwe :33 of, ÚwÚ and UwU void >_> of >w< aww +^w^ pwofanyation in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that good :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. +ESCAWUS. :3 This comes x3 off ;;w;; weww; >w< hewe's :3 a xDD wise uWu officew. +x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; what ;;w;; quawity awe uWu they x3 of? Elbow :3 is >_> youw name? UwU Why +OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, :33 Ewbow? +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :33 cannyot, siw; :33 he's >_< out at ;;w;; ewbow. +x3 ANGEWO. What awe you, sir? +EWBOW. >_< He, sir? OwO A x3 tapstew, siw; pawcew-bawd; ^-^ onye UwU that sewves :3 a OwO bad +;;w;; woman; uWu whose OwO house, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, UwU pwuck'd ;;w;; down in OwO the +subuwbs; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she professes :3 a ÚwÚ hot-house, which, I xDD think, :3 is :3 a +vewy i-iww house ^w^ too. +ESCAWUS. OwO How xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? +EWBOW. UwU My x3 Wife, ;;w;; siw, xDD whom I detest before >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ honyouw- +ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! >w< thy UwU wife! +EWBOW. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whom I :3 thank UwU heaven, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD woman- +ESCAWUS. Dost :3 thou detest xDD hew ÚwÚ thewefowe? +EWBOW. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww detest ^-^ mysewf awso, as ;;w;; weww as :33 she, UwU that +:3 this OwO house, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD bawd's OwO house, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of xDD hew xDD wife, +uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyaughty >_< house. +ESCAWUS. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow UwU that, x3 constabwe? +EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my ^-^ wife; :3 who, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman +cawdinyawwy uWu given, UwU might ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ accus'd in UwU fownyication, +aduwtewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uncweanwinyess ^.^ thewe. +ESCAWUS. By OwO the :3 woman's ;;w;; means? +EWBOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's ÚwÚ means; uWu but as ^.^ she UwU spit in +his ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ she ^.^ defied >_> him. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +EWBOW. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it before ^.^ these uWu vawwets ;;w;; hewe, :3 thou honyouwabwe man, +^w^ pwuv it. +ESCAWUS. Do you hear how ^.^ he mispwaces? +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she came in gweat with x3 chiwd; ÚwÚ and longing, saving >_> youw +honour's reverence, uWu fow >_< stew'd pwunyes. >_> Siw, ^-^ we xDD had uWu but two in OwO the +OwO house, ;;w;; which at UwU that vewy distant UwU time OwO stood, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in :3 a +fwuit dish, :3 a dish >_> of >w< some three OwO pence; >_> youw honours ^.^ have uWu seen +such dishes; uWu they awe ^.^ nyot China UwU dishes, uWu but vewy good ;;w;; dishes. +ESCAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; nyo matter uWu fow OwO the dish, sir. +xDD POMPEY. No, :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 thewein in OwO the +^-^ wight; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the point. UwU As I ÚwÚ say, :3 this ^w^ Mistwess >_< Ewbow, being, as +I ÚwÚ say, with OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and being UwU gweat-bewwied, ÚwÚ and longing, as I +said, uWu fow ;;w;; pwunyes; ÚwÚ and having uWu but two in OwO the dish, as I said, +^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, :3 this vewy man, having eaten OwO the rest, as I +said, :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, paying uWu fow them vewy honestly; for, as you +>w< knyow, ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give you three ;;w;; pence xDD again- +FWOTH. No, :3 indeed. +xDD POMPEY. Very ;;w;; weww; you being then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, x3 cwacking +OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of OwO the foresaid >_< pwunyes- +FWOTH. >w< Ay, OwO so I >_> did :3 indeed. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I x3 tewwing you then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, +UwU that such :3 a ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the xDD thing you +ÚwÚ wot :33 of, unwess uWu they ^-^ kept vewy good ;;w;; diet, as I told :3 you- +FWOTH. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is true. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww x3 then- +ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, you awe :3 a >w< tedious >_> foow. ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU puwpose: what ÚwÚ was +x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's UwU wife UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to complain x3 of? Come me +^-^ to what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, >_> youw uWu honyouw cannyot come ^-^ to UwU that >_> yet. +ESCAWUS. No, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow I UwU mean ^.^ it not. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, uWu but you uWu shaww come ^-^ to it, uWu by >_> youw honour's weave. And, +I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, :3 a man >_> of +fouwscowe :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; uWu whose fathew ;;w;; died at Hallowmas- >_> was't ^.^ nyot +at Hallowmas, ^-^ Mastew Froth? +FWOTH. All-hallond :3 eve. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, sitting, as +I ÚwÚ say, in :3 a wowew ^w^ chaiw, siw; 'twas in OwO the x3 Bunch >_> of >_< Gwapes, +where, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have :3 a dewight ^-^ to >_> sit, ^.^ have you not? +FWOTH. I ^.^ have >w< so; ^.^ because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an open UwU woom, ÚwÚ and good uWu fow winter. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 This uWu wiww last >_< out :3 a night in ÚwÚ Wussia, +When nyights awe longest :3 thewe; I'll UwU take my leave, +And xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the ^-^ cause, +xDD Hoping ^w^ you'ww find good cause ^-^ to x3 whip them all. +ESCAWUS. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +xDD [Exit ANGELO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, come OwO on; what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's xDD wife, +UwU once >_> mowe? +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Once?- sir. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyothing x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ once. +EWBOW. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ ask him what :3 this man >_> did ^-^ to my wife. +xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ ask >_> me. +ESCAWUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what >_> did :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to uWu hew? +xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wook in :3 this gentweman's face. Good +^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_> honyouw; 'tis uWu fow :3 a good uWu puwpose. ^-^ Doth +>_> youw uWu honyouw mark his face? +ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, vewy :33 weww. +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, mark ^.^ it :33 weww. +ESCAWUS. Weww, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Doth >_> youw uWu honyouw UwU see ^-^ any harm in his face? +ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyo. +xDD POMPEY. I'll >w< be suppos'd x3 upon :3 a book his ;;w;; face :3 is OwO the wowst xDD thing +about >_> him. Good then; ^-^ if his ;;w;; face >w< be OwO the wowst xDD thing about ^w^ him, +how :33 couwd ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ^-^ do OwO the constable's UwU wife ^-^ any harm? I would +xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw honyouw. +ESCAWUS. >w< He's in OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ constabwe; what uWu say you ^-^ to it? +EWBOW. First, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you, OwO the house :3 is :3 a respected >_< house; nyext, +:3 this :3 is :3 a respected fellow; ÚwÚ and his ^w^ mistwess :3 is :3 a respected +OwO woman. +xDD POMPEY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; siw, his UwU wife :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe respected person than +^-^ any >_> of OwO us all. +EWBOW. x3 Vawwet, :3 thou UwU wiest; :3 thou wiest, uWu wicket varlet; OwO the UwU time :3 is +ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< evew respected with man, woman, ^w^ ow +chiwd. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was respected with him before ^.^ he married with :3 hew. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the uWu wisew ;;w;; hewe, uWu Justice ^w^ ow Inyiquity? ^-^ Is :3 this +:3 twue? +EWBOW. :3 O :3 thou caitiff! :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ vawwet! :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal! I +respected with xDD hew before I ÚwÚ was married ^-^ to her! >w< If >w< evew I ÚwÚ was +respected with UwU hew, ^w^ ow ^.^ she with uWu me, let ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ think me +OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's uWu officew. uWu Pwuv this, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal, ^w^ ow +I'll ^.^ have >_< minye >w< action >_> of batt'ry uWu on thee. +ESCAWUS. >w< If ^.^ he took you :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, you UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw +>w< action >_> of :3 swandew ^w^ too. +EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw good wowship uWu fow it. What :3 is't >_> youw +worship's ^w^ pweasuwe I uWu shaww ^-^ do with :3 this ;;w;; wicked caitiff? +ESCAWUS. Twuwy, officew, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< some offences in him UwU that +:3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, let him continue in his +courses ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou uWu knyow'st what uWu they >_> awe. +EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow it. Thou ^.^ seest, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked +ÚwÚ vawwet, nyow, ^w^ what's come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou art ^-^ to continue nyow, +:3 thou varlet; :3 thou art ^-^ to uWu continyue. +ESCAWUS. :3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe you :33 bown, fwiend? +FWOTH. ;;w;; Hewe in Viennya, sir. +ESCAWUS. uWu Awe you >_> of fouwscowe >w< pounds :3 a year? +FWOTH. x3 Yes, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, sir. +ESCAWUS. >_> So. What trade awe you :33 of, sir? +xDD POMPEY. OwO A x3 tapstew, :3 a UwU poow uWu widow's :33 tapstew. +ESCAWUS. Your x3 mistwess' name? +xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Ovewdonye. +ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye ^.^ husband? +xDD POMPEY. Nine, siw; Overdone uWu by OwO the :33 wast. +ESCAWUS. >_< Nyinye! Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew :33 Fwoth. ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I +would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you acquainted with ;;w;; tapstews: uWu they uWu wiww dwaw you, +^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww >_> hang ^.^ them. UwU Get you gone, ÚwÚ and let me +hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. +FWOTH. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I never come OwO into +^-^ any :3 woom in :3 a uWu taphouse uWu but I x3 am :33 dwawn in. +ESCAWUS. Weww, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fwoth; faweweww. xDD [Exit >_> FWOTH] +Come you UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew UwU Tapstew; ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu nyame, ^-^ Mastew +;;w;; Tapstew? +xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Pompey. +ESCAWUS. What xDD ewse? +xDD POMPEY. Bum, sir. +ESCAWUS. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ bum :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest xDD thing about OwO you; OwO so +UwU that, in OwO the beastliest :33 sense, you awe ;;w;; Pompey OwO the x3 Gweat. UwU Pompey, +you awe pawtwy :3 a OwO bawd, UwU Pompey, >_< howsoevew you >w< cowouw ^.^ it in being :3 a +:33 tapstew. uWu Awe you not? ^w^ Come, tell me true; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO the better +uWu fow you. +xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow :3 fewwow UwU that would wive. +ESCAWUS. OwO How would you live, uWu Pompey- uWu by being :3 a x3 bawd? What ^-^ do you +ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the UwU twade, ;;w;; Pompey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a lawful :3 twade? +xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the OwO waw would awwow it, sir. +ESCAWUS. But OwO the OwO waw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow it, Pompey; :3 nyow ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be +;;w;; awwowed in Viennya. +xDD POMPEY. uWu Does >_> youw wowship UwU mean ^-^ to geld ÚwÚ and splay >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of +OwO the xDD city? +ESCAWUS. No, ^-^ Pompey. +xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in my UwU poow ^-^ opinyion, uWu they uWu wiww to't xDD then. >w< If +>_> youw wowship uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the >_> dwabs ÚwÚ and OwO the knaves, you +:3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the bawds. +ESCAWUS. Thewe :3 is pwetty orders ;;w;; beginnying, I can tell >w< you: uWu but ^.^ it +:3 is uWu but ^w^ heading ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. +xDD POMPEY. >w< If you head ÚwÚ and >_> hang >w< aww UwU that offend UwU that uWu way uWu but uWu fow >w< ten +yeaw togethew, ^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^w^ give >_< out :3 a :33 commission uWu fow ^-^ mowe +x3 heads; ^-^ if :3 this OwO waw howd in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< ten yeaw, I'll rent OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest +house in it, aftew ^w^ thweepence :3 a ^w^ bay. >w< If you live ^-^ to UwU see :3 this come +^-^ to pass, uWu say ;;w;; Pompey told you ÚwÚ so. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ Thank you, good Pompey; :3 and, in requital >_> of >_> youw xDD pwophecy, +:3 hawk >w< you: I :33 advise you, let me ^.^ nyot find you before me UwU again x3 upon +^-^ any complaint whatsoevew- no, ^.^ nyot uWu fow dwelling xDD whewe you do; ^-^ if I +uWu do, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww beat you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> tent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< shwewd +Caesar ^-^ to OwO you; in ;;w;; pwain deawing, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww ^.^ have you ^-^ whipt. +^w^ So uWu fow :3 this UwU time, UwU Pompey, fare you :33 weww. +xDD POMPEY. I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow >_> youw good counsew; ^-^ [Aside] uWu but I +uWu shaww follow ^.^ it as OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu shaww better ^.^ detewminye. +xDD Whip x3 me? No, no; let carman x3 whip his x3 jade; +The ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ heawt's ^.^ nyot uWu whipt >_< out >_> of his trade. Exit +ESCAWUS. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Elbow; come hithew, ^-^ Mastew +;;w;; Constabwe. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been in :3 this place >_> of x3 constabwe? +EWBOW. ^w^ Seven yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. +ESCAWUS. I thought, uWu by OwO the readiness in OwO the >_> office, you xDD had +continyued in ^.^ it >w< some xDD time. You uWu say :3 seven years togethew? +EWBOW. And :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. +ESCAWUS. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat x3 pains ^-^ to xDD you! ^.^ They ^-^ do you :33 wwong +^-^ to >w< put you OwO so ^w^ oft ÚwÚ upon't. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot x3 men in >_> youw OwO wawd +uWu sufficient ^-^ to sewve it? +EWBOW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD few >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit in such >_< mattews; as uWu they awe +uWu chosen, uWu they awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to OwO choose me uWu fow them; I ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< some +piece >_> of >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO thwough with all. +ESCAWUS. Wook you, bwing me in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, OwO the +UwU most uWu sufficient >_> of >_> youw uWu pawish. +EWBOW. ÚwÚ To >_> youw worship's OwO house, sir? +ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ To my >_< house. Fawe you :33 weww. xDD [Exit OwO EWBOW] +What's o'cwock, ÚwÚ think you? +:3 JUSTICE. Eweven, sir. +ESCAWUS. I pray you UwU home ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew with >_> me. +:3 JUSTICE. I humbly :3 thank you. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me uWu fow OwO the death >_> of uWu Cwaudio; +But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. +:3 JUSTICE. Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is ^.^ sevewe. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but nyeedfuw: +uWu Mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot itsewf UwU that ^w^ oft looks >w< so; +Pawdon :3 is still OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of uWu second ^w^ woe. +But >_> yet, UwU poow Claudio! Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy. +^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_> Anyothew :3 woom in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house + +x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. >w< He's hearing >_> of :3 a cause; ^.^ he uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. +I'll tell him >_> of you. +PROVOST. ;;w;; Pway you do. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] I'll xDD knyow +His ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww relent. ^.^ Awas, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu but as uWu offended in :3 a ^-^ dweam! +^-^ Aww >_< sects, >w< aww >_> ages, xDD smack >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +ÚwÚ To die uWu fow x3 't! + +x3 Entew ANGELO + +x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter, Provost? +PROVOST. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww die ;;w;; to-mowwow? +x3 ANGEWO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell ÚwÚ thee yea? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD owdew? +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ ask OwO again? +PROVOST. Lest I UwU might >w< be xDD too wash; +^.^ Undew >_> youw good cowwection, I ^.^ have uWu seen +^w^ When, aftew OwO execution, ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath +:3 Wepented o'ew his >w< doom. +x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; let UwU that >w< be x3 minye. +Do you >_> youw >_> office, ^w^ ow ^w^ give OwO up >_> youw place, +And you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be spar'd. +PROVOST. I crave >_> youw honour's ;;w;; pawdon. +What uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the UwU gwoanying Juliet? +x3 She's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew hour. +x3 ANGEWO. xDD Dispose >_> of xDD hew +ÚwÚ To >w< some ^-^ mowe >_< fittew place, ÚwÚ and UwU that with x3 speed. + +;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of OwO the man :33 condemn'd +;;w;; Desiwes access ^-^ to you. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ sistew? +PROVOST. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, +And ^-^ to >w< be :33 showtwy >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, +>w< If ^.^ nyot awweady. +x3 ANGEWO. Weww, let xDD hew >w< be admitted. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +^w^ See you OwO the fownyicatwess >w< be ^w^ wemov'd; +>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have :3 nyeedfuw uWu but ^.^ nyot wavish ÚwÚ means; +Thewe uWu shaww >w< be owdew for't. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA + +PROVOST. xDD [Going] ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! +x3 ANGEWO. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Y'awe ^.^ wewcome; ^w^ what's +>_> youw x3 wiww? +UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 a :3 woefuw OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw, +UwU Pwease uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw hear >_> me. +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ what's >_> youw ^.^ suit? +UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO vice UwU that UwU most I ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, +And UwU most desiwe shouwd ^.^ meet OwO the blow >_> of ;;w;; justice; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I must; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I x3 am +^.^ At OwO waw :33 'twixt uWu wiww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww not. +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; OwO the matter? +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have :3 a bwothew :3 is :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ die; +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be his UwU fauwt, +And ^.^ nyot my brother. +PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ moving gwaces. +x3 ANGEWO. >_< Condemn OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the actow >_> of ^.^ it! +ÚwÚ Why, every :33 fauwt's :33 condemn'd ewe ^.^ it >w< be done; +Minye ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy cipher >_> of :3 a >_< function, +ÚwÚ To fine OwO the faults uWu whose fine ^-^ stands in record, +And let >w< go uWu by OwO the :3 actow. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ just uWu but ;;w;; sevewe xDD waw! +I xDD had :3 a :33 bwothew, xDD then. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] UwU Give't ^.^ nyot o'ew >w< so; ^-^ to him uWu again, entweat ^w^ him, +>_< Knyeew ;;w;; down before ^w^ him, >_> hang x3 upon his UwU gown; +You awe xDD too :33 cowd: ^-^ if you shouwd :3 nyeed :3 a >w< pin, +You :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with ^-^ mowe ^w^ tame :3 a :33 tongue desiwe it. +ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, I >w< say. +UwU ISABEWWA. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ die? +x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Maiden, nyo wemedy. +UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Yes; I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think UwU that you UwU might pawdon >_> him. +And neither >w< heaven :3 nyow man >w< gwieve at OwO the uWu mewcy. +x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 do't. +UwU ISABEWWA. But can you, ^-^ if you x3 wouwd? +x3 ANGEWO. Look, what I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, UwU that I cannyot do. +UwU ISABEWWA. But UwU might you UwU do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the x3 wowwd nyo ^.^ wwong, +>w< If OwO so >_> youw OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe ^w^ touch'd with UwU that >w< wemowse +UwU As >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to OwO him? +x3 ANGEWO. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; 'tis xDD too late. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] You awe xDD too cold. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Too OwO wate? ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO I, UwU that ^-^ do speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, +May caww ^.^ it xDD back again. Weww, believe :33 this: +:3 Nyo >_< cewemony UwU that ^-^ to gweat ones >w< wongs, +:3 Nyot OwO the :3 king's :3 cwown :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ deputed ;;w;; swowd, +The marshal's ;;w;; twuncheon :3 nyow OwO the uWu judge's wobe, +>_> Become them with ^-^ onye half OwO so good :3 a OwO gwace +UwU As UwU mewcy >w< does. +>w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been as you, ÚwÚ and you as >_< he, +You would ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< wike him; uWu but >_< he, >_< wike you, +Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so >_> stewn. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. +UwU ISABEWWA. I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I xDD had >_> youw UwU potency, +And you ;;w;; wewe :33 Isabew! ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ it then >w< be ^.^ thus? +Nyo; I would tell what 'twere ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; judge +And what :3 a xDD pwisonyew. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< Ay, ^.^ touch him; :33 thewe's OwO the vein. +x3 ANGEWO. Your bwothew :3 is :3 a uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the waw, +And you uWu but ^.^ waste >_> youw wowds. +UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! Alas! +ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the souws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wewe uWu fowfeit once; +And ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU might OwO the :3 vantage :33 best ^.^ have took +;;w;; Found >_< out OwO the wemedy. OwO How would you >w< be +>w< If >_< He, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :3 top >_> of judgment, shouwd +But ;;w;; judge you as you :33 awe? :33 O, ÚwÚ think uWu on UwU that; +And UwU mewcy then uWu wiww bweathe within >_> youw wips, +;;w;; Wike man OwO nyew ^.^ made. +x3 ANGEWO. Be you >_< content, fair uWu maid. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the waw, ^.^ nyot I condemn >_> youw brother. +Were ^.^ he my kinsman, :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow my UwU son, +^w^ It shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus with >_> him. ÚwÚ He >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. +UwU ISABEWWA. To-morrow! :33 O, that's ^.^ sudden! uWu Spawe ^w^ him, spawe >_> him. +>w< He's ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow :33 death. >_< Even uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 kitchens +We :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; foww >_> of xDD season; uWu shaww ^-^ we sewve >w< heaven +x3 With less >_< wespect than ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< minyistew +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw :3 gwoss >_> sewves? OwO Good, good my lord, >_< bethink you. +OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; died uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ offence? +There's many ^.^ have committed it. +uWu WUCIO. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. +x3 ANGEWO. The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO dead, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 swept. +Those many xDD had ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that evil +>w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >_> did th' :3 edict UwU infwinge +Had xDD answew'd uWu fow his :3 deed. Nyow 'tis >_< awake, +Takes ^-^ nyote >_> of what :3 is >_< donye, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a :3 pwophet, +Looks in :3 a :3 gwass UwU that >w< shows what :33 futuwe evils- +x3 Eithew :3 nyow ^w^ ow uWu by ÚwÚ wemissnyess OwO nyew >_> conceiv'd, +And OwO so in ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to >w< be xDD hatch'd ÚwÚ and uWu bown- +uWu Awe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^.^ have nyo ^w^ successive degwees, +But here uWu they live ^-^ to OwO end. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Yet show >w< some ;;w;; pity. +x3 ANGEWO. I show ^.^ it UwU most >_> of >w< aww when I show ;;w;; justice; +>_< Fow then I ^-^ pity x3 those I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, +^w^ Which :3 a uWu dismiss'd OwO offence would aftew :3 gaww, +And ^-^ do him ^.^ wight UwU that, answering ^-^ onye ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wwong, +Wives ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ act >_> anyothew. Be xDD satisfied; +Your bwothew >_> dies to-morrow; >w< be ÚwÚ content. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ So you >w< must >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that gives :3 this xDD sentence, +And ^.^ he UwU that suffers. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is excellent +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 giant's stwength! But ^.^ it :3 is tyrannous +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a giant. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. +UwU ISABEWWA. Could gweat x3 men thundew +UwU As OwO Juv ^-^ himsewf does, OwO Juv would never >w< be :33 quiet, +>_< Fow every xDD pewting :33 petty ^w^ officew +Wouwd ;;w;; use his >w< heaven uWu fow thunder, +Nyothing uWu but ^w^ thundew. Merciful Heaven, +Thou ^.^ wathew, with >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ and :33 suwphuwous bowt, +Splits OwO the ^.^ unwedgeabwe ÚwÚ and :33 gnyawwed xDD oak +>w< Than OwO the ^.^ soft myrtle. But man, >_> pwoud man, +xDD Dwess'd in :3 a wittwe bwief authowity, +uWu Most ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 he's UwU most assur'd, +His >w< gwassy ÚwÚ essence, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ape, +Plays such fantastic tricks before UwU high >w< heaven +UwU As makes OwO the xDD angews >w< weep; :3 who, with ^-^ ouw x3 speens, +Wouwd >w< aww themsewves waugh mortal. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] :33 O, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_< wench! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww relent; +>w< He's UwU coming; I pewceive 't. +PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ she ^.^ win >_> him. +UwU ISABEWWA. We cannyot ^.^ weigh ^-^ ouw bwothew with ourself. +Great x3 men ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest with UwU saints: 'tis ÚwÚ wit in them; +But in OwO the less ;;w;; fouw profanation. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Thou'rt >w< i' th' >_< wight, girl; ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That in OwO the ^w^ captain's uWu but :3 a ^w^ chowewic >_> wowd +^w^ Which in OwO the sowdiew :3 is fwat bwasphemy. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Awt ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? Mowe on't. +x3 ANGEWO. UwU Why ^-^ do you >w< put ^.^ these uWu sayings x3 upon x3 me? +UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Because authowity, >w< though ^.^ it err >_< wike >w< othews, +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< medicinye in itsewf +:33 That ^.^ skins OwO the OwO vice o' th' top. uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, +UwU Knyock there, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO heawt what ^.^ it doth xDD knyow +^.^ That's >_< wike my >_< bwothew's fault. >w< If ^.^ it x3 confess +OwO A :3 nyatuwaw guiltiness such as :3 is his, +>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :33 sound :3 a ^w^ thought x3 upon >_> youw :33 tongue +uWu Against my >_< bwothew's wife. +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and 'tis +Such :33 sense UwU that my :33 sense >_> bweeds with :3 it.- Fawe you :33 weww. +UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. +x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. Come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Hawk how I'll bwibe OwO you; good my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ How, bwibe x3 me? +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, with such x3 gifts UwU that >w< heaven uWu shaww share with you. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA) You xDD had >_> maww'd >w< aww >w< ewse. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Nyot with OwO fond sicles >_> of OwO the >w< tested ^.^ gowd, +Ow ^w^ stonyes, uWu whose ^.^ wate awe ;;w;; eithew rich ^w^ ow UwU poow +UwU As fancy vawues them; uWu but with OwO twue ;;w;; pwayews +:33 That uWu shaww >w< be OwO up at >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew there +Ewe sun-wise, ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ fwom x3 pwesewved souls, +From UwU fasting >w< maids, uWu whose ^w^ minds awe dedicate +ÚwÚ To nyothing ^.^ tempowaw. +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; come ^-^ to me >w< to-mowwow. +uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] uWu Go to; 'tis ;;w;; weww; >_> away. +UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw uWu honyouw safe! +x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Amen; uWu fow I +OwO Am UwU that uWu way ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO temptation +:3 Whewe ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; cwoss. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ At what hour to-morrow +:33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 wowdship? +x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time 'fore nyoon. +UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ANGELO +x3 ANGEWO. From thee; x3 even ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> viwtue! +What's this, ^w^ what's uWu this? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD hew fauwt ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? +The :3 temptew ^w^ ow OwO the UwU tempted, ^-^ who x3 sins >_> most? +Ha! +:3 Nyot she; :3 nyow doth ^.^ she UwU tempt; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is I +That, lying uWu by OwO the ;;w;; viowet in OwO the >_> sun, +Do as OwO the carrion does, ^.^ nyot as OwO the flow'r, +OwO Cowwupt with ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ season. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be +:33 That x3 modesty ^-^ may ^-^ mowe :33 betway ^-^ ouw :33 sense +>w< Than :3 woman's wightnyess? Having ^.^ waste gwound enyough, +:33 Shaww ^-^ we desiwe ^-^ to raze OwO the >_> sanctuawy, +And :3 pitch ^-^ ouw x3 eviws thewe? :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! +What OwO dost thou, ^w^ ow what art thou, :3 Angewo? +Dost :3 thou desiwe xDD hew ÚwÚ fouwwy uWu fow x3 those >w< things +:33 That ^-^ make xDD hew :3 good? :33 O, let xDD hew bwothew wive! +>_< Thieves uWu fow theiw robbery ^.^ have authowity +When >_< judges >_< steaw :3 themsewves. >_> What, ^-^ do I love UwU hew, +:33 That I desiwe ^-^ to hear xDD hew speak uWu again, +And feast x3 upon xDD hew :3 eyes? What :3 is't I ^-^ dweam :3 on? +:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying enemy, UwU that, ^-^ to catch :3 a :33 saint, +x3 With >_< saints OwO dost :33 bait >w< thy ^w^ hook! uWu Most dangewous +^-^ Is UwU that OwO temptation UwU that doth goad OwO us uWu on +ÚwÚ To xDD sin in :33 woving ;;w;; viwtue. uWu Nyevew :33 couwd OwO the ^-^ stwumpet, +x3 With >w< aww xDD hew double >_> vigouw, art ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, +>w< Once :33 stiw my temper; uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous maid +xDD Subdues me x3 quite. :33 Evew ÚwÚ tiww nyow, +When x3 men ;;w;; wewe uWu fond, I smiw'd ÚwÚ and wond'red ÚwÚ how. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A pwison + +OwO Entew, severally, ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as :3 a OwO FWIAW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you, Provost! OwO so I ÚwÚ think you >_> awe. +PROVOST. I x3 am OwO the Pwovost. What's >_> youw wiww, good friar? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Bound uWu by my charity ÚwÚ and my bwest owdew, +I come ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the ^w^ affwicted uWu spiwits +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the prison. Do me OwO the ^w^ common ^.^ wight +ÚwÚ To let me UwU see ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me xDD knyow +The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of theiw ^.^ cwimes, UwU that I ^-^ may >_< minyistew +ÚwÚ To them accordingly. +PROVOST. I would ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe xDD nyeedfuw. + +x3 Entew JULIET + +Look, here comes UwU onye; :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +Who, fawwing in OwO the :3 fwaws >_> of xDD hew >_> own youth, +;;w;; Hath bwistew'd xDD hew >_< wepowt. She :3 is with x3 chiwd; +And ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ got it, OwO sentenc'd- :3 a x3 young man +Mowe x3 fit ^-^ to ^-^ do another such OwO offence +>w< Than die uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +ÚwÚ DUKE. When >w< must ^.^ he ^.^ die? +PROVOST. UwU As I ^-^ do xDD think, >w< to-mowwow. +uWu [To >_> JUWIET] I ^.^ have provided uWu fow OwO you; stay :3 awhiwe +And you uWu shaww >w< be conducted. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Repent you, fair one, >_> of OwO the xDD sin you cawwy? +^w^ JUWIET. I do; ÚwÚ and bear OwO the ÚwÚ shame UwU most patiently. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll teach you how you uWu shaww uWu awwaign >_> youw ^.^ conscience, +And twy >_> youw xDD penyitence, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :33 sound +Ow ÚwÚ howwowwy >w< put x3 on. +^w^ JUWIET. I'll UwU gwadwy :3 weawn. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the man UwU that wrong'd you? +^w^ JUWIET. x3 Yes, as I love OwO the ^-^ woman UwU that wrong'd >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So then, ^.^ it seems, >_> youw UwU most UwU offencefuw ^.^ act +>_> Was mutuawwy uWu committed. +^w^ JUWIET. UwU Mutuawwy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was >_> youw xDD sin >_> of heaview >w< kind than ^-^ his. +^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent it, father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet so, ^-^ daughtew; uWu but west you ^-^ do ^w^ wepent +UwU As UwU that OwO the xDD sin ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to :3 this shame, +^w^ Which UwU sowwow :3 is :33 awways towawd >w< ouwsewves, ^.^ nyot UwU heaven, +>w< Showing ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot spawe >w< heaven as ^-^ we love it, +But as ^-^ we ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ feaw- +^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me as ^.^ it :3 is OwO an :33 eviw, +And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ shame with OwO joy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ^-^ west. +Your ÚwÚ pawtnyew, as I OwO heaw, >w< must die to-morrow, +And I x3 am ^-^ going with ^w^ instwuction ^-^ to >_> him. +OwO Gwace >w< go with xDD you! Benyedicite! Exit +^w^ JUWIET. Must die ;;w;; to-mowwow! :33 O, xDD injuwious waw, +:33 That >_> wespites me :3 a life uWu whose vewy comfort +^-^ Is still :3 a ^.^ dying UwU howwow! +PROVOST. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +;;w;; ANGEWO'S house + +x3 Entew ANGELO + +x3 ANGEWO. When I would pray ÚwÚ and xDD think, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and pray +ÚwÚ To uWu sevewaw ^.^ subjects. xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath my uWu empty x3 wowds, +>w< Whiwst my >_< invention, hearing ^.^ nyot my tongue, +:33 Anchows uWu on :3 Isabew. xDD Heaven in my uWu mouth, +UwU As ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but only ^.^ chew his uWu nyame, +And in my OwO heawt OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; swewwing evil +x3 Of my >w< conception. The OwO state xDD wheweon I ^.^ studied +:3 Is, >_< wike :3 a good xDD thing being >_< often ^.^ wead, +:3 Gwown sere ÚwÚ and tedious; ^-^ yea, my ÚwÚ gwavity, +>_> Whewein- let nyo man hear :3 me- I UwU take :33 pwide, +Could I with ^w^ boot >_> change uWu fow OwO an :33 idwe ^w^ pwume +^w^ Which OwO the ÚwÚ aiw x3 beats uWu fow vain. :3 O place, :3 O >_> fowm, +OwO How >_< often OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy ^-^ case, >w< thy habit, +Wrench awe ^-^ fwom fools, ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the uWu wisew souws +ÚwÚ To >w< thy false x3 seeming! Blood, :3 thou art bwood. +Let's wwite ^w^ 'good xDD angew' uWu on OwO the devil's :3 hown; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the devil's cwest. + +x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT + +OwO How nyow, :33 who's thewe? +SERVANT. >_< Onye Isabew, :3 a ;;w;; sistew, desires access ^-^ to you. +x3 ANGEWO. Teach xDD hew OwO the way. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :3 O >_< heavens! +UwU Why OwO does my UwU bwood ;;w;; thus uWu mustew ^-^ to my xDD heawt, +:33 Making uWu both ^.^ it unable uWu fow itsewf +And ÚwÚ dispossessing >w< aww my uWu othew pawts +x3 Of nyecessawy fitnyess? +^w^ So xDD pway OwO the foowish throngs with ^-^ onye UwU that xDD swoons; +Come >w< aww ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD stop OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +By ;;w;; which ^.^ he shouwd revive; ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so +The ^w^ genyewaw :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO weww-wish'd ;;w;; king +>w< Quit theiw >_> own UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ obsequious >w< fondnyess +^w^ Cwowd ^-^ to his presence, xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; untaught love +Must ^.^ nyeeds :3 appeaw >_> offence. + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA + +OwO How nyow, fair ^-^ maid? +UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +x3 ANGEWO. :33 That you UwU might xDD knyow ^.^ it would >w< much better >w< pwease me +>w< Than ^-^ to >_> demand what OwO 'tis. Your bwothew cannyot wive. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Even so! xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! +x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^-^ may ^.^ he live uWu awhiwe, :3 and, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, +UwU As wong as you ^w^ ow I; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ sentence? +x3 ANGEWO. OwO Yea. +UwU ISABEWWA. W-When? I uWu beseech OwO you; UwU that in his reprieve, +^.^ Wongew ^w^ ow shorter, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be OwO so >_< fitted +:33 That his ^w^ souw >w< sicken not. +x3 ANGEWO. Ha! :33 Fie, ^.^ these fiwthy ^w^ vices! ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as good +ÚwÚ To pawdon him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyatuwe stow'n +OwO A man already made, as ^-^ to remit +Their ;;w;; saucy xDD sweetnyess UwU that ^-^ do >_< coin >_< heaven's ^.^ image +UwU In ^.^ stamps UwU that awe uWu fowbid; 'tis >w< aww as :33 easy +Falsely ^-^ to UwU take away :3 a life OwO twue :3 made +UwU As ^-^ to >w< put >w< metaw in :33 westwainyed :3 means +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a false ^w^ onye. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ 'Tis xDD set ;;w;; down OwO so in UwU heaven, uWu but ^.^ nyot in xDD eawth. +x3 ANGEWO. Say you so? ;;w;; Then I uWu shaww pose you ^w^ quickwy. +^w^ Which xDD had you wathew- UwU that OwO the UwU most ^.^ just OwO waw +Nyow took >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem ^w^ him, +>w< Give OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ to such ^w^ sweet :3 uncweannyess +UwU As ^.^ she UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> stain'd? +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, believe :33 this: +I xDD had wathew ^w^ give my ÚwÚ body than my ÚwÚ souw. +x3 ANGEWO. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw soul; ^-^ ouw xDD compeww'd x3 sins +Stand ^-^ mowe uWu fow ÚwÚ nyumbew than uWu fow accompt. +UwU ISABEWWA. OwO How uWu say you? +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wawwant UwU that; uWu fow I can speak +uWu Against OwO the xDD thing I >w< say. Answer ^-^ to :33 this: +OwO I, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the recorded waw, +Pronounce :3 a >_< sentence uWu on >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; +OwO Might there ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a charity in xDD sin +ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this >_< bwothew's x3 wife? +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to UwU do't, +I'll UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a peril ^-^ to my ^w^ souw +^w^ It :3 is nyo xDD sin at aww, uWu but >_> chawity. +x3 ANGEWO. Pweas'd you ^-^ to do't at peril >_> of >_> youw >_> souw, +Were >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of xDD sin ÚwÚ and >_> chawity. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That I ^-^ do UwU beg his xDD wife, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu sin, +xDD Heaven let me bear ^.^ it! You granting >_> of my ^.^ suit, +>w< If UwU that >w< be uWu sin, I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it my ^w^ mown >w< pwayew +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the faults >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +And nyothing >_> of >_> youw >w< answew. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear me; +Your :33 sense puwsues ^.^ nyot mine; ;;w;; eithew you awe ^w^ ignyowant +Ow ÚwÚ seem so, >_< cwaftiwy; ÚwÚ and that's ^.^ nyot :33 good. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me >w< be ignyowant, ÚwÚ and in nyothing good +But ;;w;; gwaciouswy ^-^ to xDD knyow I x3 am nyo ^w^ bettew. +x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Thus OwO wisdom :3 wishes ^-^ to :3 appeaw UwU most UwU bwight +When ^.^ it doth >_> tax itself; as ^.^ these bwack uWu masks +UwU Pwocwaim OwO an enshiewded x3 beauty >w< ten xDD times woudew +>w< Than x3 beauty UwU couwd, dispway'd. But mark :3 me: +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< weceived ÚwÚ pwain, I'll speak ^-^ mowe uWu gwoss- +Your bwothew :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ die. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> So. +x3 ANGEWO. And his OwO offence :3 is so, as ^.^ it OwO appeaws, +Accountant ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 upon UwU that >w< pain. +UwU ISABEWWA. Twue. +x3 ANGEWO. >_< Admit nyo uWu othew uWu way ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, +UwU As I ^w^ subscwibe ^.^ nyot UwU that, :3 nyow ^-^ any xDD othew, +But, in OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ question, UwU that you, his ;;w;; sistew, +UwU Finding yourself >w< desiw'd >_> of such :3 a person +uWu Whose ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the :33 judge, ^w^ ow >_> own gweat place, +Could ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the manyacwes +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ aww-binding waw; ÚwÚ and UwU that there ;;w;; wewe +:3 Nyo earthly UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save him uWu but UwU that ;;w;; eithew +You >w< must uWu way ;;w;; down OwO the tweasuwes >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body +ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD supposed, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ to let him UwU suffew- +What would you x3 do? +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU As >w< much uWu fow my UwU poow bwothew as mysewf; +:33 That ;;w;; is, ;;w;; wewe I uWu undew OwO the >_> tewms >_> of >_< death, +^-^ Th' >w< impwession >_> of keen :3 whips :3 I'd wear as UwU wubies, +And OwO stwip ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death as ^-^ to :3 a bed +:33 That wonging ^.^ have >_< been uWu sick for, ewe :3 I'd ÚwÚ yiewd +UwU My ÚwÚ body OwO up ^-^ to >w< shame. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then >w< must >_> youw bwothew ^-^ die. +UwU ISABEWWA. And 'twere OwO the OwO cheapew ÚwÚ way: +>_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwothew ;;w;; died at UwU once +>w< Than UwU that :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu by ;;w;; wedeeming ^w^ him, +;;w;; Shouwd die uWu fow ever. +x3 ANGEWO. Were ^.^ nyot you, then, as x3 cwuew as OwO the >_< sentence +:33 That you ^.^ have slander'd so? +UwU ISABEWWA. Ignominy in >_< wansom ÚwÚ and free pawdon +uWu Awe >_> of two ^.^ houses: lawful UwU mewcy +^-^ Is nyothing uWu kin ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wedemption. +x3 ANGEWO. You >w< seem'd >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the OwO waw :3 a OwO tywant; +And wathew ^w^ pwov'd OwO the swiding >_> of >_> youw bwothew +OwO A mewwiment than :3 a UwU vice. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my wowd! ^w^ It ^w^ oft ^.^ fawws out, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have what ^-^ we would x3 have, ^-^ we speak ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we uWu mean: +I xDD something ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO the xDD thing I UwU hate +>_< Fow his ^w^ advantage UwU that I dearly wuv. +x3 ANGEWO. We awe >w< aww frail. +UwU ISABEWWA. Else let my bwothew x3 die, +>w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu but only ^.^ he +Owe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy ^.^ weaknyess. +x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< women awe ;;w;; fwaiw ^w^ too. +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, as OwO the uWu gwasses xDD whewe uWu they view themsewves, +^w^ Which awe as :33 easy x3 bwoke as uWu they ^-^ make forms. +>_< Women, ^w^ hewp uWu heaven! Men theiw ^-^ cweation mar +UwU In >_> pwofiting uWu by ^.^ them. ;;w;; Nyay, caww OwO us >w< ten xDD times frail; +>_< Fow ^-^ we awe ^.^ soft as ^-^ ouw compwexions awe, +And :33 cweduwous ^-^ to false ÚwÚ pwints. +x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; +And ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO testimony >_> of >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; sex, +x3 Since I suppose ^-^ we awe :3 made ^-^ to >w< be nyo stronger +>w< Than faults ^-^ may >_< shake ^-^ ouw >_< fwames, let me >w< be bold. +I ^-^ do arrest >_> youw wowds. Be UwU that you awe, +:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a ;;w;; woman; ^-^ if you >w< be :3 mowe, >w< you'we ^.^ nyonye; +>w< If you >w< be one, as you awe ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd +By >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw ^-^ wawwants, show ^.^ it :3 nyow +By OwO putting uWu on OwO the xDD destin'd ;;w;; wivewy. +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU onye; gentle, my lord, +>_> Wet me intreat you speak OwO the fowmew >_< wanguage. +x3 ANGEWO. >w< Pwainwy conceive, I love you. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My bwothew >_> did love ^w^ Juwiet, +And you tell me UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww die for't. +x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, Isabew, ^-^ if you ^w^ give me wuv. +UwU ISABEWWA. I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; wicense ^w^ in't, +^w^ Which uWu seems :3 a wittwe UwU fouwew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck uWu on ^.^ othews. +x3 ANGEWO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, +UwU My uWu wowds express my uWu puwpose. +UwU ISABEWWA. Ha! wittwe uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be >w< much bewiev'd, +And UwU most pernicious puwpose! :3 Seeming, x3 seeming! +I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ thee, OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ wook for't. +^w^ Sign me :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent pawdon uWu fow my bwothew +Or, with OwO an :33 outstwetch'd ÚwÚ thwoat, I'll tell OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; awoud +What man :3 thou awt. +x3 ANGEWO. OwO Who uWu wiww believe ^.^ thee, :33 Isabew? +UwU My ^.^ unsoiw'd uWu nyame, th' austewenyess >_> of my xDD wife, +UwU My vouch x3 against you, ÚwÚ and my place >w< i' th' state, +uWu Wiww OwO so >_> youw ;;w;; accusation overweigh +:33 That you uWu shaww uWu stifwe in >_> youw >_> own report, +And smell >_> of calumny. I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, +And :3 nyow I ^w^ give my x3 sensuaw OwO wace OwO the ^-^ wein: +OwO Fit >w< thy consent ^-^ to my shawp OwO appetite; +>w< Way uWu by >w< aww nicety ÚwÚ and prolixious bwushes +:33 That ^w^ banyish what uWu they >w< sue UwU fow; ^w^ wedeem >w< thy bwothew +By yielding OwO up >w< thy ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my wiww; +Ow ewse ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot only die OwO the >_< death, +But >w< thy unkindness uWu shaww his death dwaw >_< out +ÚwÚ To ling'ring uWu suffewance. Answer me to-morrow, +Or, uWu by OwO the xDD affection UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; guides me ÚwÚ most, +I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to >_> him. UwU As uWu fow you, +Say what you ^w^ can: my false ;;w;; o'ewweighs >_> youw true. Exit +UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd I >_> compwain? OwO Did I tell this, +OwO Who would believe x3 me? :3 O perilous OwO mouths +:33 That bear in them ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 tongue +x3 Eithew >_> of ÚwÚ condemnyation ^w^ ow approof, +^w^ Bidding OwO the OwO waw ^-^ make ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to theiw wiww; +x3 Hooking uWu both ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong ^-^ to th' OwO appetite, +ÚwÚ To follow as ^.^ it >w< dwaws! I'll ^-^ to my brother. +^-^ Though ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n uWu by UwU pwomptuwe >_> of OwO the blood, +>_> Yet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he in him such :3 a :33 mind >_> of uWu honyouw +That, xDD had ^.^ he twenty :3 heads ^-^ to >w< tendew ;;w;; down +uWu On twenty bwoody >w< bwocks, he'd ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up +Before his ^-^ sistew shouwd xDD hew ÚwÚ body uWu stoop +ÚwÚ To such abhorr'd pollution. +>_> Then, Isabew, live chaste, :3 and, :33 bwothew, die: +Mowe than ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 is ^-^ ouw chastity. +I'll tell him ÚwÚ yet >_> of x3 Angewo's UwU wequest, +And x3 fit his :33 mind ^-^ to >_< death, uWu fow his >_< souw's ^-^ west. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The pwison + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as OwO befowe, >_< CWAUDIO, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST + +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU So, then you >w< hope >_> of pawdon ^-^ fwom Wowd :3 Angewo? +OwO CWAUDIO. The xDD misewabwe ^.^ have nyo uWu othew >w< medicinye +But only :3 hope: +I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to >_< Eve, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be absowute uWu fow ^w^ death; ;;w;; eithew death ^w^ ow life +:33 Shaww ^.^ theweby >w< be OwO the >_> sweetew. >_< Weason ;;w;; thus with wife. +>w< If I ^-^ do wose ^.^ thee, I ^-^ do wose :3 a xDD thing +:33 That UwU nyonye uWu but fools would keep. OwO A >_> bweath :3 thou :3 awt, +Servile ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the uWu skyey ^w^ infwuences, +:33 That OwO dost :3 this ÚwÚ habitation xDD whewe :3 thou :33 keep'st +UwU Houwwy afflict. :3 Mewewy, :3 thou art ^-^ Death's OwO foow; +>_< Fow him :3 thou uWu wabouw'st uWu by >w< thy flight ^-^ to :3 shun +And ÚwÚ yet wun'st towawd him ^.^ stiww. Thou art ^.^ nyot nyobwe; +>_< Fow >w< aww th' accommodations UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st +uWu Awe UwU nyuws'd uWu by :3 basenyess. Thou 'rt uWu by nyo :3 means :3 vawiant; +>_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew fork +x3 Of :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; wowm. x3 Thy :33 best >_> of west :3 is >w< sweep, +And UwU that :3 thou ^w^ oft pwovok'st; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ gwosswy x3 feaw'st +x3 Thy >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo more. Thou art ^.^ nyot thysewf; +>_< Fow :3 thou exists uWu on many :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 gwains +:33 That xDD issue >_< out >_> of OwO dust. x3 Happy :3 thou art not; +>_< Fow what :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, still :3 thou striv'st ^-^ to :3 get, +And what :3 thou hast, >_< fowget'st. Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu cewtain; +>_< Fow >w< thy complexion >_< shifts ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange effects, +:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ moon. >w< If :3 thou art rich, thou'rt >_< poow; +>_< Fow, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu whose xDD back with >_< ingots bows, +Thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy :33 heavy riches uWu but :3 a >_< jouwnyey, +And ^.^ Death unwoads thee. Friend x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyonye; +>_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own uWu bowews ;;w;; which ^-^ do caww ÚwÚ thee >_> siwe, +The mere uWu effusion >_> of >w< thy pwopew :3 woins, +Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 gout, ^w^ sewpigo, ÚwÚ and OwO the rheum, +>_< Fow OwO ending ÚwÚ thee nyo OwO soonyew. Thou x3 hast :3 nyow xDD youth :3 nyow ^-^ age, +But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO an xDD aftew-dinnyew's >w< sweep, +Dreaming uWu on ^-^ both; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy bwessed xDD youth +:33 Becomes as >w< aged, ÚwÚ and doth UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ awms +x3 Of pawsied >w< ewd; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou art ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and rich, +Thou x3 hast neither ÚwÚ heat, affection, wimb, :3 nyow :3 beauty, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< thy riches pleasant. What's ÚwÚ yet in :3 this +:33 That uWu beaws OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? >_> Yet in :3 this life +Wie hid uWu moe ^w^ thousand ^.^ deaths; ÚwÚ yet death ^-^ we feaw, +:33 That makes ^.^ these >_> odds >w< aww even. +OwO CWAUDIO. I humbly :3 thank you. +ÚwÚ To >w< sue ^-^ to live, I find I >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ die; +And, >w< seeking >_< death, find wife. >_> Wet ^.^ it come x3 on. +UwU ISABEWWA. xDD [Within] >_> What, UwU ho! xDD Peace xDD hewe; OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good >_> company! +PROVOST. >w< Who's thewe? Come in; OwO the ^w^ wish ^-^ desewves :3 a welcome. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ewe wong I'll >w< visit you again. +OwO CWAUDIO. uWu Most holy ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA + +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My ^-^ businyess :3 is :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two with Claudio. +PROVOST. And vewy welcome. Look, UwU signyiow, >w< hewe's >_> youw sistew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +PROVOST. UwU As many as you pwease. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to hear them ÚwÚ speak, xDD whewe I ^-^ may >w< be uWu conceaw'd. +>_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST +OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ what's OwO the :33 comfowt? +UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Why, +UwU As >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; awe; UwU most uWu good, UwU most uWu good, :3 indeed. +Wowd OwO Angewo, having affairs ^-^ to UwU heaven, +UwU Intends you uWu fow his swift ambassadow, +:3 Whewe you uWu shaww >w< be OwO an xDD evewwasting leiger. +:33 Thewefowe, >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; appointment ^-^ make with ÚwÚ speed; +>w< To-mowwow you xDD set x3 on. +OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? +UwU ISABEWWA. None, uWu but such ^.^ wemedy :3 as, ^-^ to :33 save :3 a uWu head, +ÚwÚ To cleave :3 a OwO heawt in OwO twain. +OwO CWAUDIO. But :3 is there any? +UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, :33 bwothew, you ^-^ may ^.^ wive: +Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu deviwish UwU mewcy in OwO the :33 judge, +>w< If ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ impwowe it, UwU that uWu wiww free >_> youw xDD wife, +But fetter you ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. +OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Pewpetuaw duwance? +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, just; x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ duwance, :3 a restraint, +^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the world's ÚwÚ vastidity you ^-^ had, +ÚwÚ To :3 a determin'd ÚwÚ scope. +OwO CWAUDIO. But in what xDD nyatuwe? +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 as, you >w< consenting to't, +Wouwd bark >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom UwU that twunk you ^-^ beaw, +And xDD weave you naked. +OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow OwO the point. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ thee, uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and I quake, +Lest :3 thou :3 a ^-^ fevewous life shouldst ^.^ entewtain, +And OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven :33 wintews ^-^ mowe >_< wespect +>w< Than :3 a x3 pewpetuaw honyouw. Dar'st :3 thou ^.^ die? +The :33 sense >_> of death :3 is UwU most in ^.^ appwehension; +And OwO the UwU poow beetle UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead x3 upon +UwU In cowpowaw sufferance ^.^ finds :3 a pang as gweat +UwU As when :3 a giant :3 dies. +OwO CWAUDIO. UwU Why ^w^ give you me :3 this shame? +:33 Think you I can :3 a wesowution ÚwÚ fetch +From >w< fwow'wy UwU tendewnyess? >w< If I >w< must x3 die, +I uWu wiww uWu encountew :3 dawknyess as :3 a ^w^ bwide +And >_> hug ^.^ it in >_< minye arms. +UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe ^-^ spake my brother; there my >_< fathew's grave +OwO Did xDD uttew :3 fowth :3 a ÚwÚ voice. x3 Yes, :3 thou >w< must die: +Thou art xDD too x3 nyobwe ^-^ to UwU consewve :3 a life +UwU In base ;;w;; appwiances. :3 This ^.^ outwawd-sainted >w< deputy, +uWu Whose ;;w;; settwed >_> visage ÚwÚ and uWu dewibewate >_> wowd +^-^ Nyips xDD youth >w< i' th' uWu head, ÚwÚ and fowwies doth :33 enyew +UwU As ^-^ fawcon doth OwO the fowl, :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a deviw; +His uWu fiwth within being ^-^ cast, ^.^ he would :3 appeaw +OwO A xDD pond as ^-^ deep as ÚwÚ heww. +OwO CWAUDIO. The OwO pwecise :3 Angewo! +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying x3 wivewy >_> of heww +The >_> damnyed'st ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO invest ÚwÚ and cuvw +UwU In OwO pwecise :33 guawds! Dost :3 thou xDD think, :33 Cwaudio, +>w< If I would ÚwÚ yiewd him my ^w^ viwginyity +Thou x3 mightst >w< be x3 fweed? +OwO CWAUDIO. :3 O >_< heavens! ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. +UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, ^.^ he would give't ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 wank offence, +^w^ So ^-^ to offend him ^.^ stiww. :3 This nyight's OwO the UwU time +:33 That I shouwd ^-^ do what I ^w^ abhow ^-^ to uWu nyame, +Ow ewse :3 thou >_< diest >w< to-mowwow. +OwO CWAUDIO. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :3 do't. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but my life! +:3 I'd thwow ^.^ it ;;w;; down uWu fow >_> youw dewivewance +UwU As OwO fwankwy as :3 a pin. +OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear :3 Isabew. +UwU ISABEWWA. Be ^w^ weady, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >_> youw death >w< to-mowwow. +OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Yes. xDD Has ^.^ he ÚwÚ affections in him +:33 That ;;w;; thus can ^-^ make him bite OwO the OwO waw uWu by th' nyose +When ^.^ he would x3 fowce it? >w< Suwe ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< sin; +Ow >_> of OwO the >_> deadwy :3 seven ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< weast. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ weast? +OwO CWAUDIO. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >w< damnyabwe, ^.^ he being OwO so ÚwÚ wise, +UwU Why would ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the momentary xDD twick +Be >w< pewduwabwy uWu fin'd?- :3 O :33 Isabew! +UwU ISABEWWA. What :33 says my xDD bwothew? +OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Death :3 is :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> thing. +UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ shamed life :3 a hatefuw. +OwO CWAUDIO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; +ÚwÚ To lie in x3 cowd ÚwÚ obstwuction, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wot; +:3 This sensible warm motion ^-^ to ÚwÚ become +OwO A kneaded clod; ÚwÚ and OwO the dewighted spirit +ÚwÚ To bathe in :33 fiewy floods ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO weside +UwU In thrilling region >_> of thick-ribbed ice; +ÚwÚ To >w< be imprison'd in OwO the UwU viewwess ^.^ winds, +And xDD bwown with ^.^ westwess violence x3 wound about +The pendent ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be >_< wowse than wowst +x3 Of x3 those UwU that :33 wawwess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ incewtain ^w^ thought +:33 Imaginye ^w^ howwing- 'tis xDD too uWu howwibwe. +The ^w^ weawiest ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 woathed :33 wowwdwy life +:33 That ^-^ age, ache, penyuwy, ÚwÚ and uWu impwisonment, +^w^ Can uWu way uWu on ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a xDD pawadise +ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 death. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Awas, awas! +OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; sistew, let me wive. +What xDD sin you ^-^ do ^-^ to :33 save :3 a >_< bwothew's xDD wife, +:3 Nyatuwe >_< dispenses with OwO the deed OwO so :3 faw +:33 That ^.^ it >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; viwtue. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O you beast! +:3 O xDD faithwess coward! :3 O >_< dishonyest ^w^ wwetch! +uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be :3 made :3 a man >_< out >_> of my >_< vice? +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< kind >_> of incest ^-^ to UwU take life +From UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; sistew's shame? What shouwd I think? +xDD Heaven OwO shiewd my mothew >_> pway'd my fathew faiw! +>_< Fow such :3 a wawped :33 swip >_> of x3 wiwdewnyess +:33 Nye'ew issu'd ^-^ fwom his bwood. ;;w;; Take my >_< defiance; +xDD Die; UwU pewish. OwO Might uWu but my bending ;;w;; down +xDD Wepwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< fate, ^.^ it shouwd :3 pwoceed. +I'll pray :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pwayews uWu fow >w< thy >_< death, +:3 Nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to :33 save thee. +OwO CWAUDIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, :3 Isabew. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! +x3 Thy x3 sin's ^.^ nyot :3 accidentaw, uWu but :3 a trade. +uWu Mewcy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee would ^w^ pwuv itsewf :3 a bawd; +^.^ 'Tis :33 best UwU that :3 thou >_< diest ^w^ quickwy. +OwO CWAUDIO. :33 O, hear uWu me, ^.^ Isabewwa. + +;;w;; We-entew DUKE + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Vouchsafe :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 young ;;w;; sistew, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Might you UwU dispense with >_> youw leisure, I would uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ have +>w< some OwO speech with OwO you; OwO the satisfaction I would require :3 is +wikewise >_> youw >_> own benefit. +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo OwO supewfwuous >_< weisuwe; my stay >w< must >w< be :33 stowen >_< out +>_> of uWu othew affairs; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ attend you >_> awhiwe. +^w^ [Wawks ^w^ apawt] +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Son, I ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd what ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw +sistew. x3 Angewo xDD had never OwO the OwO puwpose ^-^ to corrupt UwU hew; only ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +:3 made OwO an >w< assay >_> of xDD hew :3 viwtue ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise his ÚwÚ judgment with OwO the +^-^ disposition >_> of nyatuwes. ^.^ She, having OwO the >w< twuth >_> of uWu honyouw in UwU hew, +;;w;; hath :3 made him UwU that >_< gwacious UwU denyiaw ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is UwU most ^.^ gwad ^-^ to +weceive. I x3 am UwU confessow ^-^ to OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow :3 this ^-^ to >w< be true; +OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe yourself ^-^ to :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot xDD satisfy >_> youw +wesowution with OwO hopes UwU that awe fallible; to-morrow you >w< must ^.^ die; +>w< go ^-^ to >_> youw knyees ÚwÚ and ^-^ make weady. +OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; pawdon. I x3 am OwO so >_< out >_> of love with life +UwU that I uWu wiww >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Hold you ^.^ thewe. >w< Faweweww. xDD [Exit >_< CWAUDIO] uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with +you. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST + +PROVOST. What's >_> youw wiww, fathew? +ÚwÚ DUKE. That, :3 nyow you awe xDD come, you uWu wiww >w< be gone. Weave me :3 a >_< whiwe +with OwO the >_< maid; my :33 mind ^w^ pwomises with my :33 habit nyo woss uWu shaww ^.^ touch +xDD hew uWu by my :33 company. +PROVOST. UwU In good xDD time. Exit xDD PWOVOST +ÚwÚ DUKE. The hand UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made you fair ;;w;; hath :3 made you >w< good; OwO the +xDD goodnyess UwU that :3 is UwU cheap in x3 beauty makes x3 beauty bwief in uWu goodnyess; +uWu but >w< gwace, being OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >_> youw :3 compwexion, uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ÚwÚ body +>_> of ^.^ it >w< evew x3 faiw. The assauwt UwU that x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath :3 made ^-^ to you, +>_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd ^-^ to my xDD undewstanding; :3 and, uWu but UwU that >_< fwaiwty +;;w;; hath ;;w;; exampwes uWu fow his falling, I shouwd wonder at ^.^ Angewo. OwO How +uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ content :3 this substitute, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD bwothew? +UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 wesowve him; I xDD had wathew my bwothew +die uWu by OwO the OwO waw than my :3 son shouwd >w< be unlawfully uWu bown. But, :33 O, how +>w< much :3 is OwO the good UwU Duke :33 deceiv'd in :3 Angewo! >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he return, ÚwÚ and +I can speak ^-^ to ^w^ him, I uWu wiww open my lips in vain, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ discuvw his +guvwnment. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< much ^w^ amiss; >_> yet, as OwO the matter :3 nyow :3 stands, +^.^ he uWu wiww UwU avoid >_> youw ÚwÚ accusation: ^.^ he :3 made UwU twiaw >_> of you :33 onwy. +OwO Thewefowe OwO fasten >_> youw ear uWu on my advisings; ^-^ to OwO the love I ^.^ have in +UwU doing good :3 a ^.^ wemedy pwesents itself. I ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf believe +UwU that you ^-^ may UwU most upwighteouswy ^-^ do :3 a UwU poow >_< wwonged wady :3 a ^-^ mewited +benefit; ^w^ wedeem >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 angwy waw; ^-^ do nyo :33 stain ^-^ to +>_> youw >_> own >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; ÚwÚ and >w< much >w< pwease OwO the ÚwÚ absent Duke, ^-^ if +peradventure ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< evew xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ have hearing >_> of :3 this +:33 businyess. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me hear you speak fawthew; I ^.^ have spirit ^-^ to ^-^ do +^w^ anything UwU that >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw in OwO the >w< twuth >_> of my spirit. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Viwtue :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess never uWu feawfuw. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot +heard speak >_> of :33 Mawianya, OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ÚwÚ Fwedewick, OwO the gweat +sowdiew ^-^ who ^.^ miscawwied at ^-^ sea? +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the >w< wady, ÚwÚ and good uWu wowds went with xDD hew +>w< nyame. +ÚwÚ DUKE. She shouwd :3 this x3 Angewo ^.^ have ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ was >_> affianced ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by +^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 appointed; :3 between ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of OwO the +:33 contwact ÚwÚ and UwU wimit >_> of OwO the sowemnyity xDD hew bwothew >_< Fwedewick ÚwÚ was +wreck'd at >_< sea, having in UwU that perished vessel OwO the dowwy >_> of his +sistew. But mark how heavily :3 this befeww ^-^ to OwO the UwU poow UwU gentwewoman: +there ^.^ she lost :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and renowned :33 bwothew, in his love towawd +xDD hew >w< evew UwU most >w< kind ÚwÚ and natural; with him OwO the portion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sinyew >_> of +xDD hew OwO fowtunye, xDD hew ;;w;; mawwiage-dowwy; with ^.^ both, xDD hew >w< combinyate +xDD husband, :3 this weww-seeming ^.^ Angewo. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be so? OwO Did x3 Angewo OwO so xDD weave uWu hew? +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Weft xDD hew in xDD hew >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and dried ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them with his +OwO comfowt; swawwowed his >_< vows whole, ^w^ pwetending in xDD hew discuvwies +>_> of dishonour; in few, bestow'd xDD hew uWu on xDD hew >_> own OwO wamentation, ;;w;; which +^.^ she ÚwÚ yet weaws uWu fow his OwO sake; ÚwÚ and >_< he, :3 a marble ^-^ to xDD hew >_< teaws, :3 is +>_> washed with ;;w;; them, uWu but wewents not. +UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 a merit ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in death ^-^ to UwU take :3 this UwU poow maid ^-^ fwom +OwO the world! What :33 cowwuption in :3 this life UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww let :3 this man +wive! But how >_< out >_> of :3 this can ^.^ she x3 avaiw? +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD wuptuwe UwU that you ^-^ may easiwy ^w^ heaw; ÚwÚ and OwO the cure >_> of ^.^ it +^.^ nyot only ;;w;; saves >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu but >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom ^-^ dishonyouw in +UwU doing it. +UwU ISABEWWA. Show me ;;w;; how, good father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^.^ fowenyamed maid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet in xDD hew OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of xDD hew +^.^ fiwst affection; his ^.^ unjust unkindnyess, UwU that in >w< aww reason shouwd +^.^ have >_< quenched xDD hew love, ;;w;; hath, >_< wike OwO an uWu impediment in OwO the x3 cuwwent, +:3 made ^.^ it ^-^ mowe viowent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unwuwy. uWu Go you ^-^ to Angelo; ÚwÚ answew his +>_> wequiwing with :3 a UwU pwausibwe uWu obedience; agree with his demands ^-^ to +OwO the >_< point; only ^.^ wefew yourself ^-^ to :3 this :3 advantage: :33 fiwst, UwU that +>_> youw stay with him ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; UwU that OwO the UwU time ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< aww +;;w;; shadow ÚwÚ and siwence in xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the place ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to convenyience. +:3 This being gwanted in uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow UwU fowwows ÚwÚ aww: ^-^ we uWu shaww +:33 advise :3 this >_< wwonged maid ^-^ to stead OwO up >_> youw OwO appointment, >w< go in >_> youw +:3 pwace. >w< If OwO the uWu encountew acknyowwedge itsewf hereafter, ^.^ it ^-^ may +x3 compew him ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ wecompense; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, uWu by this, :3 is >_> youw bwothew +saved, >_> youw uWu honyouw untainted, OwO the UwU poow Mawianya >w< advantaged, ÚwÚ and +OwO the corrupt uWu deputy scaled. The maid uWu wiww I fwame ÚwÚ and ^-^ make x3 fit uWu fow +his OwO attempt. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ;;w;; weww ^-^ to carry :3 this as you >w< may, OwO the +:33 doubwenyess >_> of OwO the benefit ^-^ defends OwO the deceit ^-^ fwom wepwoof. What +ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? +UwU ISABEWWA. The ^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it gives me ^.^ content ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ and I xDD twust ^.^ it +uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a UwU most pwospewous OwO pewfection. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 wies >w< much in >_> youw howding :33 up. xDD Haste you speedily ^-^ to +Angelo; ^-^ if uWu fow :3 this night ^.^ he entweat you ^-^ to his :33 bed, ^w^ give him +pwomise >_> of ÚwÚ satisfaction. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to x3 Saint UwU Wuke's; there, +at OwO the :33 moated ^.^ gwange, UwU wesides :3 this dejected :33 Mawianya. ^.^ At UwU that +place caww x3 upon me; ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch with OwO Angewo, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be +^w^ quickwy. +UwU ISABEWWA. I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this uWu comfowt. Fawe you well, good father. +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +Scene >_> II. +The uWu stweet before OwO the pwison + +OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, DUKE uWu disguised as ^.^ befowe; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, >w< EWBOW, +ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with POMPEY + +EWBOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if there >w< be nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu fow it, uWu but UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds +^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women >_< wike ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the +x3 wowwd dwink xDD bwown ÚwÚ and >_> white >w< bastawd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O >_< heavens! what stuff :3 is hewe? +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd ÚwÚ since, >_> of two UwU usuwies, OwO the mewwiest +ÚwÚ was >w< put down, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wowsew >_< awwow'd uWu by owdew >_> of OwO waw :3 a furr'd +UwU gown ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :3 wawm; ÚwÚ and furr'd with :3 fox uWu on lamb-skins UwU too, ^-^ to +signify UwU that craft, being wichew than :3 innyocency, ^-^ stands uWu fow OwO the +ÚwÚ facing. +EWBOW. Come >_> youw >_< way, sir. ^w^ Bwess you, good fathew ÚwÚ fwiaw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And you, good bwothew father. What OwO offence ;;w;; hath :3 this man :3 made +you, sir? +EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu offended OwO the waw; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we UwU take him +^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ thief UwU too, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found x3 upon ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, :3 a +ÚwÚ stwange OwO pickwock, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to OwO the deputy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Fie, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 bawd! +The evil UwU that :3 thou OwO causest ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, +:33 That :3 is >w< thy :3 means ^-^ to wive. Do :3 thou uWu but ÚwÚ think +What 'tis ^-^ to uWu cwam :3 a :3 maw ^w^ ow cwothe :3 a xDD back +From such :3 a fiwthy ÚwÚ vice; uWu say ^-^ to thyself +'From theiw abominable ÚwÚ and >_> beastwy UwU touches +I x3 dwink, I >w< eat, awway ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 wive.' +OwO Canst :3 thou believe >w< thy :3 wiving :3 is :3 a xDD wife, +^w^ So x3 stinkingwy ^.^ depending? uWu Go ÚwÚ mend, >w< go >_> mend. +xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it OwO does ^-^ stink in >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >_> yet, ;;w;; siw, +I would ;;w;; pwuv- +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee pwoofs uWu fow uWu sin, +Thou xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv ^-^ his. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to x3 pwison, officer; +Cowwection ÚwÚ and ^w^ instwuction >w< must uWu both wowk +Ewe :3 this wude beast uWu wiww uWu pwofit. +EWBOW. ÚwÚ He >w< must before OwO the >w< deputy, siw; ^.^ he >_> has >w< given him warning. +The uWu deputy cannyot >_> abide :3 a uWu whowemastew; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a whowemongew, +ÚwÚ and comes before ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe as good >w< go :3 a UwU miwe uWu on his UwU ewwand. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe aww, as >w< some would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ be, +From ^-^ ouw fauwts, as his faults ^-^ fwom >_> seeming, xDD fwee. +EWBOW. His neck uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw >_> waist- :3 a cowd, sir. + +x3 Entew WUCIO + +xDD POMPEY. I UwU spy OwO comfowt; I x3 cwy bail. Here's :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend +>_> of x3 minye. +uWu WUCIO. OwO How nyow, x3 nyobwe OwO Pompey! >_> What, at OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of Caesar? Awt +:3 thou wed in twiumph? >_> What, :3 is there UwU nyonye >_> of uWu Pygmawion's ^w^ images, +newly :3 made woman, ^-^ to >w< be xDD had :3 nyow uWu fow OwO putting OwO the hand in OwO the +;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ and :3 extwacting ^.^ it xDD cwutch'd? What ^w^ wepwy, ha? What xDD say'st +:3 thou ^-^ to :3 this tunye, matter, ÚwÚ and >_> method? :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd >w< i' th' +last wain, ha? What xDD say'st thou, twot? ^-^ Is OwO the x3 wowwd as ^.^ it OwO was, +man? ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sad, ÚwÚ and xDD few wowds? ^w^ ow ^-^ how? The +xDD twick >_> of it? +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww thus, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; still uWu wowse! +uWu WUCIO. OwO How doth my dear morsel, >w< thy mistwess? xDD Pwocuwes ^.^ she stiww, +ha? +xDD POMPEY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is +x3 hewsewf in OwO the xDD tub. +uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >w< good; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of xDD it; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< so; >w< evew +>_> youw ^.^ fwesh xDD whowe ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< powdew'd UwU bawd- OwO an unshunn'd +>_< consequence; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ so. Awt ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 pwison, ;;w;; Pompey? +xDD POMPEY. x3 Yes, :33 faith, sir. +uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot amiss, ^-^ Pompey. Farewell; ÚwÚ go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee +thithew. >_< Fow ^-^ debt, uWu Pompey- ^w^ ow ^-^ how? +EWBOW. >_< Fow being :3 a OwO bawd, uWu fow being :3 a bawd. +uWu WUCIO. Weww, then, imprison >_> him. >w< If impwisonment >w< be OwO the :3 due >_> of :3 a +OwO bawd, >_> why, 'tis his >_> wight. ;;w;; Bawd :3 is ^.^ he >_> doubtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of +antiquity, :33 too; bawd-born. Faweweww, good ^-^ Pompey. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to +OwO the x3 pwison, ^-^ Pompey. You uWu wiww xDD tuwn good xDD husband nyow, Pompey; you +uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the >_< house. +xDD POMPEY. I hope, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw good wowship uWu wiww >w< be my bail. +uWu WUCIO. No, :3 indeed, uWu wiww I ;;w;; nyot, Pompey; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weaw. I uWu wiww +pray, UwU Pompey, ^-^ to OwO incwease >_> youw bondage. >w< If you UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +:33 patientwy, >_> why, >_> youw mettle :3 is OwO the more. ^-^ Adieu >_> twusty ^-^ Pompey. +^w^ Bwess you, ÚwÚ fwiaw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And you. +uWu WUCIO. uWu Does >w< Bwidget x3 paint stiww, UwU Pompey, ha? +EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. +xDD POMPEY. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bail me then, sir? +uWu WUCIO. >_> Then, UwU Pompey, :3 nyow OwO nyow. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, friar? what x3 nyews? +EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. +uWu WUCIO. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ kennyew, UwU Pompey, ^.^ go. + +>_< Exeunt >w< EWBOW, POMPEY ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +What UwU nyews, >_> fwiaw, >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow none. ^w^ Can you tell me >_> of any? +uWu WUCIO. uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he :3 is with OwO the UwU Empewow >_> of Wussia; uWu othew some, ^.^ he :3 is +in Rome; uWu but xDD whewe :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ think you? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; uWu but whewesoevew, I ^w^ wish him :33 weww. +uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mad fantasticaw xDD twick >_> of him ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the +OwO state ÚwÚ and usurp OwO the beggary ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never :3 bown x3 to. Wowd x3 Angewo +dukes ^.^ it ;;w;; weww in his >w< absence; ^.^ he ^-^ puts transgression to't. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww >w< in't. +uWu WUCIO. OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe lenity ^-^ to lechery would ^-^ do nyo harm in him; +xDD something xDD too :33 cwabbed UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ fwiaw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^w^ genyewaw :3 a ;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and sevewity >w< must cure it. +uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, in good UwU sooth, OwO the OwO vice :3 is >_> of :3 a gweat kindred; ^.^ it :3 is +;;w;; weww awwied; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to UwU extiwp ^.^ it ÚwÚ quite, >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ tiww +;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking >w< be >w< put down. ^.^ They uWu say :3 this x3 Angewo ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot +:3 made uWu by man ÚwÚ and ^-^ woman aftew :3 this downwight uWu way >_> of creation. ^-^ Is ^.^ it +true, ÚwÚ think you? +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How shouwd ^.^ he >w< be made, ^.^ then? +uWu WUCIO. uWu Some wepowt :3 a uWu sea-maid ^w^ spawn'd him; some, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot +:3 between two stock-fishes. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that when ^.^ he makes +>w< watew his ^.^ uwinye :3 is congeaw'd ice; UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be true. And ^.^ he +:3 is :3 a motion generative; that's >_< infawwibwe. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe ÚwÚ pweasant, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. +uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ruthless xDD thing :3 is :3 this in ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the webewwion +>_> of :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! Wouwd OwO the UwU Duke UwU that +:3 is ÚwÚ absent ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? Ewe ^.^ he would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd :3 a man uWu fow OwO the +;;w;; getting :3 a ^-^ hundwed :33 bastawds, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing :3 a +UwU thousand. ÚwÚ He xDD had >w< some feeling >_> of OwO the :33 spowt; ^.^ he knew OwO the UwU sewvice, +ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ instwucted him ^-^ to uWu mewcy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I never heard OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke >w< much detected uWu fow UwU women; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +^.^ nyot ;;w;; incwin'd UwU that way. +uWu WUCIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe deceiv'd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. +uWu WUCIO. >w< Who- ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Duke? x3 Yes, >_> youw >_< beggaw >_> of fifty; ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; use +ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< put :3 a ducat in xDD hew cwack-dish. The UwU Duke xDD had cwotchets in +>_> him. ÚwÚ He would >w< be dwunk :33 too; UwU that let me infowm you. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, >_> suwewy. +uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ was OwO an >_< inwawd >_> of ^-^ his. OwO A ^w^ shy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and +I believe I xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of his withdrawing. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU might >w< be OwO the cause? +uWu WUCIO. No, pawdon; 'tis :3 a >w< secwet >w< must >w< be wock'd within OwO the UwU teeth +ÚwÚ and OwO the lips; uWu but :3 this I can let you undewstand: OwO the gweatew file +>_> of OwO the :33 subject held OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to >w< be >_< wise. +ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Wise? ÚwÚ Why, nyo xDD question uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +uWu WUCIO. OwO A vewy xDD supewficiaw, ignyowant, >_> unweighing fewwow. +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Eithew :3 this :3 is >_< envy in you, folly, ^w^ ow x3 mistaking; OwO the vewy +^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hewmed, xDD must, x3 upon :3 a +^w^ wawwanted ^w^ nyeed, ^w^ give him :3 a better proclamation. >_> Wet him >w< be uWu but +testimonyied in his >_> own bwingings-fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 appeaw ^-^ to +OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 a >_< schowaw, :3 a ÚwÚ statesman, ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew. OwO Thewefowe you +speak ^w^ unskiwfuwwy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if >_> youw knowledge >w< be :3 mowe, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much +dawk'nyed in >_> youw malice. +uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I love >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ tawks with better ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and knowledge with ^w^ deawew +wuv. +uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow what I know. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I can hardly believe UwU that, >_< since you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you speak. +But, ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the UwU Duke return, as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwayews awe ^.^ he >w< may, let me +desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ answew before >_> him. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< honyest you +^.^ have spoke, you ^.^ have :33 couwage ^-^ to maintain xDD it; I x3 am bound ^-^ to caww +x3 upon OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you >_> youw name? +uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, my name :3 is >_< Wucio, ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD knyow you :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may live ^-^ to wepowt you. +uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; feaw you not. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you >w< hope OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow you ÚwÚ imaginye me +xDD too unhurtful OwO an opposite. But, :3 indeed, I can ^-^ do you wittwe ^w^ hawm: +^w^ you'ww forswear :3 this again. +uWu WUCIO. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. Thou art :33 deceiv'd in uWu me, ÚwÚ fwiaw. But nyo +^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO Canst :3 thou tell ^-^ if ^.^ Cwaudio die to-morrow ^w^ ow nyo? +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he x3 die, sir? +uWu WUCIO. Why? >_< Fow ^w^ fiwwing :3 a >_< bottwe with :3 a tun-dish. I would OwO the UwU Duke +^-^ we talk >_> of ;;w;; wewe wetuwn'd again. :3 This ungenyituw'd uWu agent uWu wiww +ÚwÚ unpeopwe OwO the >_< pwovince with continency; xDD spawwows >w< must ^.^ nyot build in +his xDD house-eaves ^.^ because uWu they awe lecherous. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet would +^.^ have dark deeds darkly answewed; ^.^ he would never bwing them ^-^ to +>_> wight. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 wetuwn'd! x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ Cwaudio :3 is xDD condemnyed +uWu fow x3 untwussing. Faweweww, good friar; I ÚwÚ pwithee pray uWu fow >_> me. The +Duke, I uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu again, would xDD eat ^w^ mutton uWu on :3 Fwidays. >w< He's ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ past ^.^ it yet; :3 and, I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^.^ he would OwO mouth with :3 a >_< beggaw +>w< though ^.^ she >_> smewt xDD bwown xDD bwead ÚwÚ and :3 gawwic. Say UwU that I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +>w< Faweweww. Exit +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo UwU might :3 nyow greatness in mowtawity +^w^ Can ÚwÚ censuwe :3 scape; UwU back-wounding xDD cawumny +The xDD whitest :3 viwtue strikes. What ;;w;; king OwO so >w< stwong +^w^ Can OwO tie OwO the ^-^ gaww OwO up in OwO the >w< swandewous tongue? +But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew ^.^ ESCAWUS, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with +;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE + +ESCAWUS. Go, away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to me; >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is +;;w;; accounted :3 a mewcifuw >w< man; good my :33 wowd. +ESCAWUS. Doubwe ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe ^.^ admonyition, ÚwÚ and still uWu fowfeit in OwO the +>_> same ;;w;; kind! :3 This would ^-^ make UwU mewcy uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the tyrant. +PROVOST. OwO A uWu bawd >_> of eleven ;;w;; yeaws' :33 continyuance, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw +honyouw. +uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is ^-^ onye >w< Wucio's infowmation x3 against >_> me. +^w^ Mistwess OwO Kate xDD Keepdown ÚwÚ was with >w< chiwd uWu by him in OwO the >w< Duke's time; +^.^ he OwO pwomis'd xDD hew marriage. His >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew ^.^ owd +come ;;w;; Phiwip ÚwÚ and Jacob; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^.^ it mysewf; ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he :33 goes +about ^-^ to ^w^ abuse >_> me. +ESCAWUS. :33 That :3 fewwow :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of >w< much UwU wicense. >_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd +before ÚwÚ us. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. uWu Go to; nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. [Exeunt +OFFICEWS with ;;w;; MISTWESS x3 OVEWDONyE] uWu Pwovost, my bwothew x3 Angewo uWu wiww +^.^ nyot >w< be x3 awtew'd: ^.^ Cwaudio >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. >_> Wet him >w< be furnish'd +with divinyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< aww chawitabwe preparation. >w< If my bwothew +wrought uWu by my pity, ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so with >_> him. +PROVOST. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ;;w;; hath >_< been with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU advis'd +him uWu fow th' >_> entewtainment >_> of :33 death. +ESCAWUS. Good >_< even, good father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwiss ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess uWu on xDD you! +ESCAWUS. x3 Of :3 whence awe you? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, >w< though my uWu chance :3 is :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my xDD time. I x3 am :3 a bwothew +x3 Of >_< gwacious owdew, ^.^ wate come ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ See +UwU In speciaw ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom his Howinyess. +ESCAWUS. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad >w< i' th' world? +ÚwÚ DUKE. None, uWu but UwU that there :3 is OwO so gweat :3 a fever uWu on xDD goodnyess UwU that OwO the +x3 dissowution >_> of ^.^ it >w< must cure it. xDD Nyuvwty :3 is only in >_> wequest; :3 and, +as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, as dangewous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; aged in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of ^-^ couwse as ^.^ it :3 is +ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; constant in ^-^ any >_> undewtakeing. Thewe :3 is scarce +>w< twuth enough x3 awive ^-^ to ^-^ make :33 societies x3 secuwe; uWu but secuwity enough +^-^ to ^-^ make >w< fewwowships ^w^ accuwst. ^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; widdwe runs OwO the +OwO wisdom >_> of OwO the world. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ owd enyough, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is every +UwU day's news. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >_> of what ^-^ disposition ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO Duke? +ESCAWUS. >_< Onye UwU that, :33 abuv >w< aww uWu othew strifes, :3 contended >w< especiawwy ^-^ to +xDD knyow :3 himsewf. +ÚwÚ DUKE. What ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< given UwU to? +ESCAWUS. >_< Wathew ^.^ wejoicing ^-^ to UwU see another >_> mewwy than >_> mewwy at +^w^ anything ;;w;; which profess'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him rejoice; :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of >w< aww +temperance. But xDD weave ^-^ we him ^-^ to his ^.^ events, with :3 a >w< pwayew uWu they +^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwospewous; ÚwÚ and let me desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow how you find +^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwepaw'd. I x3 am :3 made ^-^ to undewstand UwU that you ^.^ have lent him +:33 visitation. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He professes ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< weceived nyo sinister measuwe ^-^ fwom his +:33 judge, uWu but UwU most willingly x3 humbwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the determination >_> of +:33 justice. >_> Yet xDD had ^.^ he framed ^-^ to himself, uWu by OwO the ^w^ instwuction >_> of his +OwO fwaiwty, many OwO deceiving ^w^ pwomises >_> of life; ;;w;; which OwO I, uWu by my good +leisure, ^.^ have uWu discwedited ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is resolv'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. +ESCAWUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid OwO the uWu heavens >_> youw >_< function, ÚwÚ and OwO the pwisonyew +OwO the vewy >_> debt >_> of >_> youw calling. I ^.^ have labour'd uWu fow OwO the UwU poow +^-^ gentweman ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest showe >_> of my >_> modesty; uWu but my bwothew +:33 justice ^.^ have I ;;w;; found OwO so ;;w;; sevewe UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd me ^-^ to tell him +^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed >_> Justice. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If his >_> own life ÚwÚ answew OwO the straitness >_> of his pwoceeding, ^.^ it +uWu shaww ÚwÚ become him ;;w;; weww; wherein ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to :33 faiw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +^-^ sentenc'd :3 himsewf. +ESCAWUS. I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the xDD pwisonyew. Fawe you :33 weww. +ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Peace >w< be with xDD you! >_< Exeunt xDD ESCAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST + +ÚwÚ He ^-^ who OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< heaven uWu wiww bear +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as holy as severe; +Pattern in ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< knyow, +OwO Gwace ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue ^.^ go; +Mowe :3 nyow less ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews paying +>w< Than uWu by ^.^ sewf-offences >_> weighing. +Shame ^-^ to him uWu whose x3 cwuew xDD stwiking +Kiwws uWu fow faults >_> of his >_> own xDD wiking! +;;w;; Twice >_< twebwe ÚwÚ shame uWu on OwO Angewo, +ÚwÚ To weed my OwO vice ÚwÚ and let his xDD gwow! +:33 O, what ^-^ may man within him >_> hide, +^-^ Though :3 angew uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd OwO side! +OwO How ^-^ may likeness, :3 made in ^.^ cwimes, +UwU Make :3 a practice uWu on OwO the times, +ÚwÚ To dwaw with :33 idwe :3 spidews' ^w^ stwings +uWu Most x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and substantial ^w^ things! +Craft x3 against OwO vice I >w< must ^.^ appwy. +x3 With x3 Angewo ^.^ to-nyight uWu shaww lie +His ^.^ owd ÚwÚ betwothed uWu but :3 despised; +^w^ So disguise ^-^ shaww, uWu by th' x3 disguised, +>_> Pay with :3 fawsehood false exacting, +And OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ owd contwacting. Exit + + + + +Act ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +The :33 moated grange at x3 Saint >w< Duke's + +x3 Entew MAWIANyA; ÚwÚ and xDD BOY ;;w;; singing + +SONG + +>w< Take, :33 O, UwU take x3 those lips ^w^ away, +:33 That OwO so OwO sweetwy ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fowswown; +And x3 those >_> eyes, OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, +ÚwÚ Wights UwU that ^-^ do OwO miswead OwO the mown; +But my OwO kisses bwing uWu again, bwing ÚwÚ again; +Seals >_> of love, uWu but seal'd in vain, seal'd in vain. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before + +^w^ MAWIANyA. :33 Bweak x3 off >w< thy song, ÚwÚ and haste ÚwÚ thee uWu quick away; +;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a man >_> of UwU comfowt, uWu whose >_> advice +;;w;; Hath >_< often ;;w;; stiww'd my ^w^ bwawwing discontent. Exit xDD BOY +I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 couwd ^w^ wish +You xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found me here OwO so musical. +>_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and believe me so, +UwU My uWu miwth ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ dispweas'd, uWu but pleas'd my ^w^ woe. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis >w< good; >w< though music ^w^ oft ;;w;; hath such :3 a chawm +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO bad good ÚwÚ and good >_< pwovoke ^-^ to hawm. +I pray you tell me ;;w;; hath anybody ^w^ inquiw'd uWu fow me here to-day. ^.^ Much +x3 upon :3 this UwU time ^.^ have I OwO pwomis'd here ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. +^w^ MAWIANyA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ inquiw'd OwO aftew; I ^.^ have xDD sat here >w< aww day. + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA + +ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do constantwy believe you. The UwU time :3 is come x3 even OwO nyow. I +uWu shaww crave >_> youw fowbeawance :3 a ^-^ wittwe. May >w< be I uWu wiww caww x3 upon +you ÚwÚ anyon, uWu fow >w< some ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. +^w^ MAWIANyA. I x3 am :33 awways bound ^-^ to you. Exit +ÚwÚ DUKE. Very ;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww come. +What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :3 this good ;;w;; deputy? +UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a garden circummur'd with ^-^ bwick, +uWu Whose :3 westewn >_> side :3 is with :3 a ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ back'd; +And ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; vinyeyawd :3 is :3 a ^.^ pwanched xDD gate +:33 That makes his openying with :3 this :3 biggew key; +:3 This uWu othew doth xDD command :3 a wittwe xDD doow +^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ to OwO the garden leads. +Thewe ^.^ have I :3 made my pwomise +:3 Upon OwO the :33 heavy middwe >_> of OwO the night +ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But uWu shaww you uWu on >_> youw knowledge find :3 this ^w^ way? +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have ta'en :3 a :3 due ÚwÚ and wawy ^-^ nyote >_< upon't; +x3 With UwU whispewing ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO guiwty >_< diwigence, +UwU In >w< action >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; pwecept, ^.^ he >_> did show me +The uWu way ^w^ twice o'er. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe there nyo uWu othew ^w^ tokens +>w< Between you >_> 'gweed ^w^ concewnying xDD hew ÚwÚ obsewvance? +UwU ISABEWWA. No, x3 nyonye, uWu but only :3 a wepaiw >w< i' th' dark; +And UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd him my UwU most stay +^w^ Can >w< be uWu but x3 bwief; uWu fow I ^.^ have :3 made him xDD knyow +I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ sewvant comes with me awong, +:33 That ^w^ stays x3 upon me; uWu whose >_< pewsuasion :3 is +I come about my brother. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ bownye :33 up. +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Mawianya +OwO A >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ this. What ^w^ ho, uWu within! come fowth. + +;;w;; We-entew MARIANA + +I pray you >w< be acquainted with :3 this >_< maid; +She comes ^-^ to ^-^ do you :33 good. +UwU ISABEWWA. I ^-^ do desiwe OwO the like. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Do you >_< pewsuade yourself UwU that I >_< wespect you? +^w^ MAWIANyA. Good >_> fwiaw, I xDD knyow you uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Take, then, :3 this >_> youw ^.^ companyion uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 a story ready uWu fow >_> youw OwO eaw. +I uWu shaww ^.^ attend >_> youw >_< weisuwe; uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; +The ^.^ vapowous night ^w^ appwoaches. +^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ aside? +>_< Exeunt MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O place ÚwÚ and greatness! >_> Miwwions >_> of false eyes +uWu Awe ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon thee. :33 Vowumes >_> of wepowt +Wun with ^.^ these fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ contwawious x3 quest +:3 Upon >w< thy doings. Thousand >_> escapes >_> of ÚwÚ wit +UwU Make ÚwÚ thee OwO the fathew >_> of theiw :33 idwe dweam, +And wack ÚwÚ thee in theiw ^w^ fancies. + +;;w;; We-entew MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA + +Wewcome, how agreed? +UwU ISABEWWA. >w< She'ww UwU take OwO the enterprise x3 upon UwU hew, fathew, +>w< If you :33 advise it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^.^ consent, +But my ^.^ entweaty ^w^ too. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Wittwe ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +When you xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and wow, +'Remember :3 nyow my brother.' +^w^ MAWIANyA. OwO Feaw me not. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, gentwe >_> daughtew, ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ nyot at all. +ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw xDD husband uWu on :3 a OwO pwe-contwact. +ÚwÚ To bwing you ;;w;; thus >_> togethew 'tis nyo uWu sin, +;;w;; Sith UwU that OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw title ^-^ to him +^-^ Doth flourish OwO the :3 deceit. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; +Our :3 cown's ^-^ to x3 weap, uWu fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw tithe's ^-^ to sow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The pwison + +x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +PROVOST. Come hithew, sirrah. ^w^ Can you ÚwÚ cut x3 off :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< head? +xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the man >w< be :3 a >w< bachewow, ;;w;; siw, I uWu can; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a +married man, :33 he's his :3 wife's uWu head, ÚwÚ and I can never ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a +:3 woman's head. +PROVOST. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD weave me >_> youw snyatches ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 a direct +>w< answew. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying awe ^-^ to die ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. ;;w;; Hewe +:3 is in ^-^ ouw pwison :3 a ^w^ common UwU executionyew, ^-^ who in his >w< office lacks :3 a +>w< hewpew; ^-^ if you uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you ^-^ to ^-^ assist ^w^ him, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^w^ wedeem +you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ÚwÚ gyves; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 fuww UwU time >_> of +uWu impwisonment, ÚwÚ and >_> youw dewivewance with OwO an x3 unpitied whipping, uWu fow +you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a notorious bawd. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO an uWu unwawfuw uWu bawd UwU time >_< out >_> of mind; uWu but ÚwÚ yet +I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :3 a lawful OwO hangman. I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to +weceive >w< some instwuctions ^-^ fwom my :3 fewwow partner. +PROVOST. What ^w^ ho, uWu Abhowson! Where's Abhorson thewe? + +x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON + +ABHOWSON. Do you ^-^ caww, sir? +PROVOST. Sirrah, >w< hewe's :3 a :3 fewwow uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to-morrow in >_> youw +uWu execution. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 meet, compound with him uWu by OwO the yeaw, +ÚwÚ and let him >_> abide here with OwO you; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; use him uWu fow OwO the >w< pwesent, +ÚwÚ and UwU dismiss >_> him. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< pwead his x3 estimation with OwO you; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +>_< been :3 a bawd. +ABHOWSON. OwO A OwO bawd, sir? ;;w;; Fie x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. +PROVOST. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ^.^ weigh >_< equawwy; :3 a feathew uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the +scale. Exit +xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, uWu by >_> youw good favour- uWu fow suwewy, ;;w;; siw, :3 a good +:3 favouw you ^.^ have uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have :3 a :33 hanging xDD wook- ^-^ do you ^-^ caww, +;;w;; siw, >_> youw uWu occupation :3 a >_< mystewy? +ABHOWSON. >w< Ay, siw; :3 a :3 mystewy. +xDD POMPEY. >_< Painting, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 a mystery; ÚwÚ and >_> youw +whores, ;;w;; siw, being ;;w;; membews >_> of my occupation, :3 using xDD painting, ^-^ do +^w^ pwuv my uWu occupation :3 a mystery; uWu but what mystewy there shouwd >w< be +in x3 hanging, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be hang'd, I cannyot ;;w;; imaginye. +ABHOWSON. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 mystewy. +xDD POMPEY. >w< Pwoof? +ABHOWSON. uWu Evewy OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw ^w^ thief: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be xDD too +wittwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw OwO twue man OwO thinks ^.^ it xDD big enyough; ^-^ if ^.^ it +>w< be xDD too xDD big uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw ^w^ thief OwO thinks ^.^ it wittwe enyough; OwO so +every OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw >w< thief. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST + +PROVOST. uWu Awe you agreed? +xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww sewve him; uWu fow I ^-^ do find >_> youw hangman :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe +penitent trade than >_> youw bawd; ^.^ he doth oftenyew ÚwÚ ask fowgivenyess. +PROVOST. :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 pwovide >_> youw bwock ÚwÚ and >_> youw axe to-morrow +;;w;; fouw >w< o'cwock. +ABHOWSON. Come OwO on, bawd; I uWu wiww uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee in my trade; OwO fowwow. +xDD POMPEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to learn, siw; ÚwÚ and I hope, ^-^ if you ^.^ have >w< occasion +^-^ to ;;w;; use me uWu fow >_> youw >_> own turn, you uWu shaww find me ^-^ yawe; uWu fow truly, +;;w;; siw, uWu fow >_> youw >_> kindnyess I owe you :3 a good OwO tuwn. +PROVOST. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. +>_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY +^-^ Th' ^-^ onye >_> has my :3 pity; ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot OwO the xDD othew, +>_> Being :3 a >w< muwdewew, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my brother. + +x3 Entew CLAUDIO + +Look, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 wawwant, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; +^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow UwU dead UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and uWu by eight to-morrow +Thou >w< must >w< be :3 made UwU immowtaw. Where's Bawnyawdinye? +OwO CWAUDIO. UwU As fast wock'd OwO up in ;;w;; sweep as :33 guiwtwess >_< wabouw +When ^.^ it :3 wies starkly in OwO the >_> twavewwew's >_< bonyes. +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wake. +PROVOST. OwO Who can ^-^ do good uWu on OwO him? +Weww, ÚwÚ go, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] But x3 hawk, what +xDD nyoise? +xDD Heaven ^w^ give >_> youw uWu spiwits xDD comfowt! Exit CLAUDIO +uWu [Knyocking :3 continyues] By ÚwÚ and by. +I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is >w< some pawdon ^w^ ow wepwieve +>_< Fow OwO the UwU most gentwe Claudio. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before + +Wewcome, father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 best ÚwÚ and >_< whowesom'st uWu spiwits >_> of OwO the night +Envewop you, good Provost! OwO Who xDD caww'd here >_> of OwO wate? +PROVOST. None, >_< since OwO the uWu cuwfew :33 wung. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :33 Isabew? +PROVOST. >_< Nyo. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ They uWu wiww then, ere't >w< be UwU wong. +PROVOST. What comfort :3 is uWu fow >w< Cwaudio? +ÚwÚ DUKE. There's >w< some in :33 hope. +PROVOST. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 bittew deputy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; his life :3 is ^-^ pawawwew'd +>_< Even with OwO the OwO stwoke ÚwÚ and xDD winye >_> of his gweat ;;w;; justice; +ÚwÚ He doth with holy >_< abstinyence ^.^ subdue +:33 That in ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ spuws uWu on his ^.^ pow'w +ÚwÚ To qualify in ^.^ othews. Were ^.^ he x3 meaw'd with UwU that +^w^ Which ^.^ he :3 cowwects, then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he tyrannous; +But :3 this being so, :33 he's :3 just. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Nyow awe uWu they +come. Exit xDD PWOVOST +:3 This :3 is :3 a gentwe pwovost; uWu sewdom when +The xDD steewed gaowew :3 is OwO the fwiend >_> of ^-^ men. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] +OwO How nyow, what xDD nyoise! :33 That uWu spiwit's ^-^ possess'd with haste +:33 That wounds th' OwO unsisting ÚwÚ postewn with ^.^ these ^w^ stwokes. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST + +PROVOST. Thewe ^.^ he >w< must stay xDD untiw OwO the ^w^ officew +>w< Awise ^-^ to let him in; ^.^ he :3 is xDD caww'd :33 up. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Have you nyo x3 countewmand uWu fow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ yet +But ^.^ he >w< must die ;;w;; to-mowwow? +PROVOST. None, ;;w;; siw, none. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ dawnying, uWu Pwovost, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe ewe x3 mownying. +PROVOST. uWu Happiwy +You xDD something know; ÚwÚ yet I believe there comes +:3 Nyo ;;w;; countewmand; nyo such example ^.^ have uWu we. +UwU Besides, x3 upon OwO the vewy ^w^ siege >_> of justice, +Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath ^-^ to OwO the uWu pubwic ear +Profess'd OwO the contrary. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW +:3 This :3 is his :33 wowdship's xDD man. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And here comes Claudio's ;;w;; pawdon. +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord ;;w;; hath x3 sent you :3 this >_> nyote; ÚwÚ and uWu by me :3 this further +chawge, UwU that you swerve ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< smawwest xDD awticwe >_> of it, +neither in UwU time, matter, ^w^ ow uWu othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. Good morrow; uWu fow +as I UwU take it, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost day. +PROVOST. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey >_> him. Exit MESSENGEW +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is his pawdon, ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by such xDD sin +>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the >_> pawdonyew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in; +>_< Hence ;;w;; hath OwO offence his uWu quick xDD cewewity, +When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ bownye in UwU high authowity. +When OwO vice makes >w< mewcy, mercy's OwO so >_> extended +:33 That uWu fow OwO the :33 fauwt's love :3 is th' offendew friended. +Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what x3 nyews? +PROVOST. I told >w< you: Wowd OwO Angewo, belike >w< thinking me ^-^ wemiss in >_< minye +>_> office, UwU awakens me with :3 this ^w^ unwonted ÚwÚ putting-on; >w< methinks +stwangewy, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :33 us'd ^.^ it >_> befowe. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's heaw. +PROVOST. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Whatsoevew you ^-^ may hear ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, let +^.^ Cwaudio >w< be ^w^ executed uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the clock, :3 and, in OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, +^-^ Bawnyawdinye. >_< Fow my better satisfaction, let me ^.^ have Claudio's +head x3 sent me uWu by OwO five. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be duwy pewfowmed, with :3 a ^w^ thought +UwU that ^-^ mowe depends uWu on ^.^ it than ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ yet :33 dewivew. ÚwÚ Thus x3 faiw ^.^ nyot +^-^ to ^-^ do >_> youw >_> office, as you uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it at >_> youw pewiw.' +What uWu say you ^-^ to this, sir? +ÚwÚ DUKE. What :3 is UwU that >w< Bawnyawdinye ^-^ who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed in th' +afternoon? +PROVOST. OwO A ÚwÚ Bohemian born; uWu but here UwU nyuws'd OwO up ÚwÚ and >_> bwed. +>_< Onye UwU that :3 is :3 a pwisonyew :33 nyinye years ^.^ owd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; eithew deliver'd him +^-^ to his ;;w;; wibewty ^w^ ow ^w^ executed OwO him? I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< evew his +manner ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +PROVOST. His fwiends still wrought reprieves uWu fow him; :3 and, :3 indeed, +his fact, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow in OwO the government >_> of Wowd OwO Angewo, came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +OwO an ;;w;; undoubted proof. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow apparent? +PROVOST. uWu Most uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied uWu by :3 himsewf. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf >_< penyitentwy in prison? OwO How uWu seems ^.^ he ^-^ to +>w< be touch'd? +PROVOST. OwO A man UwU that appwehends death nyo ^-^ mowe dweadfuwwy uWu but as :3 a +drunken sleep; OwO cawewess, ^w^ weckwess, ÚwÚ and >w< feawwess, >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, +>w< pwesent, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 come; insensibwe >_> of mowtawity ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy +mortal. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants >w< advice. +PROVOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww hear none. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath xDD evewmowe xDD had OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of OwO the +prison; ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to escape hence, ^.^ he would not; dwunk many +xDD times :3 a day, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot many >_< days ÚwÚ entiwewy dwunk. We ^.^ have vewy ^w^ oft +uWu awak'd ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^-^ to carry him ^-^ to OwO execution, ÚwÚ and show'd him :3 a +seeming ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow xDD it; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ muvd him at all. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Mowe >_> of him x3 anyon. Thewe :3 is written in >_> youw brow, uWu Pwovost, +xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and xDD constancy. >w< If I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ nyot truly, my ÚwÚ ancient >_> skiww +beguiles me; uWu but in OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of my ÚwÚ cunnying I uWu wiww uWu way ^-^ mysewf +in ^.^ hazawd. :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom here you ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to ^.^ execute, :3 is nyo +gweatew uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw than x3 Angewo ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ sentenc'd >_> him. ÚwÚ To +^-^ make you undewstand :3 this in :3 a OwO manyifested >_> effect, I crave uWu but ;;w;; fouw +OwO days' respite; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which you awe ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu both :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and +:3 a dangewous courtesy. +PROVOST. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, in ;;w;; what? +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU In OwO the :3 dewaying :33 death. +PROVOST. OwO Awack! OwO How ^-^ may I ^-^ do it, having OwO the hour limited, ÚwÚ and OwO an +express ^.^ command, uWu undew penyawty, ^-^ to x3 dewivew his head in OwO the view +>_> of :3 Angewo? I ^-^ may ^-^ make my UwU case as Cwaudio's, ^-^ to cross :3 this in OwO the +uWu smawwest. +ÚwÚ DUKE. By OwO the x3 vow >_> of >_< minye owdew, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^-^ if my instwuctions +^-^ may >w< be >_> youw guide. >_> Wet :3 this >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< be :3 this xDD mownying ÚwÚ executed, +ÚwÚ and his head ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. +PROVOST. x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath uWu seen them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw OwO the OwO favouw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> death's :3 a gweat uWu disguisew; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may ÚwÚ add ^-^ to it. xDD Shave +OwO the head ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the +penitent ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ baw'd before his :33 death. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ couwse :3 is +xDD common. >w< If ^w^ anything ^-^ faww ^-^ to you x3 upon :3 this ^-^ mowe than ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and +good OwO fowtunye, uWu by OwO the uWu saint xDD whom I profess, I uWu wiww >w< pwead x3 against +^.^ it with my wife. +PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, good uWu fathew; ^.^ it :3 is x3 against my uWu oath. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Were you sworn ^-^ to OwO the Duke, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deputy? +PROVOST. ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; substitutes. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu wiww ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 made nyo OwO offence ^-^ if OwO the UwU Duke >_< avouch +OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw :3 deawing? +PROVOST. But what ;;w;; wikewihood :3 is in ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :3 a resemblance, uWu but :3 a UwU cewtainty. >_> Yet >_< since I UwU see you +feawfuw, UwU that neither my UwU coat, integrity, :3 nyow ^w^ pewsuasion, can +with >_> ease ^-^ attempt you, I uWu wiww >w< go further than I >w< meant, ^-^ to xDD pwuck +>w< aww ^-^ feaws >_< out >_> of you. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is OwO the hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of +OwO the >_> Duke. You xDD knyow OwO the chawactew, I x3 doubt not; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ signyet :3 is +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to you. +PROVOST. I xDD knyow them >_> both. +ÚwÚ DUKE. The uWu contents >_> of :3 this :3 is OwO the xDD wetuwn >_> of OwO the Duke; you uWu shaww +anon uvw-wead ^.^ it at >_> youw pweasuwe, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find within +^.^ these two >_< days ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 Angewo knows +not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 this vewy :3 day receives letters >_> of ÚwÚ stwange tenour, +UwU pewchance >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's >_< death, UwU pewchance entering OwO into >w< some +monyastewy; ;;w;; but, uWu by uWu chance, nyothing >_> of what :3 is wwit. Look, th' +>w< unfowding star calls OwO up OwO the uWu shephewd. x3 Put ^.^ nyot yourself OwO into +UwU amazement how ^.^ these >w< things shouwd xDD be: >w< aww UwU difficuwties awe uWu but +:33 easy when uWu they awe known. ^-^ Caww >_> youw UwU executionyew, ÚwÚ and x3 off with +Barnardine's head. I uWu wiww ^w^ give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; shwift, ÚwÚ and :33 advise +him uWu fow :3 a better :3 pwace. >_> Yet you awe amaz'd, uWu but :3 this uWu shaww +absolutely :3 wesowve you. Come away; ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; dawn. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The pwison + +x3 Entew POMPEY + +xDD POMPEY. I x3 am as ;;w;; weww acquainted here as I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw house >_> of +>_< pwofession; ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's >_> own +OwO house, uWu fow here >w< be many >_> of xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 customews. First, >w< hewe's x3 young +^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wash; :33 he's in uWu fow :3 a UwU commodity >_> of xDD bwown paper ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd +^w^ gingew, :33 nyinye scowe ÚwÚ and :33 seventeen xDD pounds, >_> of ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 made five +^.^ mawks ready ^-^ monyey. x3 Mawwy, then ÚwÚ gingew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much in UwU wequest, +uWu fow OwO the ^.^ owd >w< women ;;w;; wewe >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; Then :3 is there here ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew +xDD Capew, at OwO the suit >_> of ^-^ Mastew Thweepiwe OwO the ^-^ mewcew, uWu fow >w< some ;;w;; fouw +ÚwÚ suits >_> of peach-cowouw'd x3 satin, ;;w;; which :3 nyow peaches him :3 a :3 beggaw. +;;w;; Then ^.^ have ^-^ we here x3 young :33 Dizy, ÚwÚ and x3 young ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Deepvow, ÚwÚ and +^-^ Mastew :33 Coppewspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew uWu Stawvewackey, OwO the ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and dagger +man, ÚwÚ and x3 young Dwopheiw UwU that xDD kiww'd >w< wusty >_< Pudding, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew +Fowthwight OwO the tiwtew, ÚwÚ and bwave ^-^ Mastew Shootie OwO the gweat +OwO twavewwew, ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; Hawfcan UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Pots, :3 and, I xDD think, +forty >w< mowe- >w< aww gweat doers in ^-^ ouw UwU twade, ÚwÚ and awe :3 nyow 'for OwO the +:33 Wowd's ^.^ sake.' + +x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON + +ABHOWSON. Sirrah, bwing >w< Bawnyawdinye hithew. +xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Mastew >w< Bawnyawdinye! You >w< must xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ^-^ Mastew +>w< Bawnyawdinye! +ABHOWSON. What ^w^ ho, >w< Bawnyawdinye! +BAWNyAWDINyE. xDD [Within] OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ;;w;; thwoats! OwO Who makes UwU that ^w^ nyoise +thewe? What awe you? +xDD POMPEY. Your fwiends, siw; OwO the OwO hangman. You >w< must >w< be OwO so uWu good, ;;w;; siw, +^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. +BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO [ xDD Within ] Away, you wogue, away; I x3 am sleepy. +ABHOWSON. >_> Teww him ^.^ he >w< must >_< awake, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> quickwy ^w^ too. +xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ^-^ Mastew Bawnyawdinye, :33 awake ÚwÚ tiww you awe ÚwÚ executed, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; sweep x3 aftewwawds. +ABHOWSON. uWu Go in ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him >_< out. +xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ coming, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming; I hear his straw >w< wustwe. + +x3 Entew :3 BAWNyAWDINyE + +ABHOWSON. ^-^ Is OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the ^w^ bwock, sirrah? +xDD POMPEY. Very ^w^ weady, sir. +BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO How nyow, uWu Abhowson, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? +ABHOWSON. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I would desiwe you ^-^ to cwap OwO into >_> youw pwayews; +for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the OwO wawwant's come. +BAWNyAWDINyE. You wogue, I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking >w< aww >_< nyight; I x3 am ^.^ nyot +>_< fitted for't. +xDD POMPEY. :33 O, OwO the :3 bettew, :3 siw! >_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that dwinks >w< aww night ÚwÚ and :3 is +OwO hanged uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep OwO the ÚwÚ soundew >w< aww OwO the next +day. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before + +ABHOWSON. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw ghostly father. +Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ jest nyow, ÚwÚ think you? +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, ^.^ induced uWu by my ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ and hearing how OwO hastiwy you awe +^-^ to x3 depawt, I x3 am come ^-^ to :33 advise you, comfort you, ÚwÚ and pray with +you. +BAWNyAWDINyE. Friar, ^.^ nyot I; I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking ^-^ hawd >w< aww night, ÚwÚ and +I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time ^-^ to :33 pwepawe uWu me, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu shaww beat >_< out my +>w< bwains with billets. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot consent ^-^ to die :3 this day, that's +>w< cewtain. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> Siw, you must; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech you +Wook :3 fowwawd uWu on OwO the journey you uWu shaww ^.^ go. +BAWNyAWDINyE. I uWu sweaw I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die OwO to-day uWu fow ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's pewsuasion. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But hear :3 you- +BAWNyAWDINyE. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^w^ anything ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to uWu me, come ^-^ to +my ward; uWu fow ^.^ thence uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I to-day. Exit +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Unfit ^-^ to live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. :3 O uWu gwavew >_< heawt! +:33 Aftew ^w^ him, xDD fewwows; bwing him ^-^ to OwO the block. +>_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST + +PROVOST. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you find OwO the pwisonyew? +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe unprepar'd, :3 unmeet uWu fow ^w^ death; +And ^-^ to >w< twanspowt him in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ he :3 is +Were ;;w;; damnyabwe. +PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the x3 pwison, fathew, +Thewe ;;w;; died :3 this xDD mownying >_> of :3 a x3 cwuew fever +>_< Onye Ragozine, :3 a UwU most notorious piwate, +OwO A man >_> of Claudio's uWu yeaws; his beard ÚwÚ and head +>w< Just >_> of his cowouw. What ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 omit +:3 This :3 wepwobate ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww :3 incwin'd, +And xDD satisfy OwO the uWu deputy with OwO the >_> visage +x3 Of Ragozine, ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, 'tis OwO an accident UwU that >w< heaven pwovides! +^w^ Dispatch ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; OwO the hour dwaws uWu on +uWu Pwefix'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. ^w^ See :3 this >w< be >_< donye, +And x3 sent >w< accowding ^-^ to >_< command; whiwes I +Pewsuade :3 this wude ÚwÚ wwetch willingly ^-^ to ^-^ die. +PROVOST. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, good fathew, >_> pwesentwy. +But >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< must die :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; +And how uWu shaww ^-^ we continue :33 Cwaudio, +ÚwÚ To :33 save me ^-^ fwom OwO the danger UwU that UwU might come +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown awive? +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be donye: +x3 Put them in >w< secwet >_< howds, uWu both >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. +Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made his >w< jouwnyaw greeting +ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu undew ^-^ genyewation, you uWu shaww find +Your >_> safety ^w^ manyifested. +PROVOST. I x3 am >_> youw free dependant. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ dispatch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the head ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. +Exit xDD PWOVOST +Nyow uWu wiww I wwite letters ^-^ to :3 Angewo- +The uWu Pwovost, ^.^ he uWu shaww bear ^w^ them- uWu whose uWu contents +:33 Shaww witness ^-^ to him I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw at home, +And UwU that, uWu by gweat xDD injunctions, I x3 am bound +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew pubwicwy. :3 Him I'll desiwe +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet me at OwO the consecrated OwO fount, +OwO A >_> weague x3 bewow OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< thence, +By x3 cowd ÚwÚ gwadation ÚwÚ and >_> weww-bawanc'd fowm. +We uWu shaww :33 pwoceed with ^.^ Angewo. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST + +PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ head; I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Convenient :3 is it. UwU Make :3 a swift ;;w;; wetuwn; +>_< Fow I would :33 communye with you >_> of such >w< things +:33 That UwU want nyo ear uWu but ^w^ youws. +PROVOST. I'll ^-^ make >w< aww x3 speed. Exit +UwU ISABEWWA. OwO [ xDD Within ] Peace, ^w^ ho, >w< be :3 hewe! +ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 tongue >_> of :3 Isabew. x3 She's come ^-^ to xDD knyow +>w< If ÚwÚ yet xDD hew >_< bwothew's pawdon >w< be come uWu hithew; +But I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD hew ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew uWu good, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy UwU comfowts >_> of ^.^ despaiw +When ^.^ it :3 is :33 weast expected. + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA + +UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Ho, uWu by >_> youw leave! +ÚwÚ DUKE. Good xDD mownying ^-^ to you, fair ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious daughter. +UwU ISABEWWA. The :3 bettew, >w< given me uWu by OwO so holy :3 a xDD man. +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu deputy x3 sent my >_< bwothew's pawdon? +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO weweas'd ^w^ him, Isabew, ^-^ fwom OwO the world. +His head :3 is x3 off ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. +UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo other. +Show >_> youw ;;w;; wisdom, >_> daughtew, in >_> youw :33 cwose >_> patience, +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I uWu wiww ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_< out his >_> eyes! +ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to his ^w^ sight. +UwU ISABEWWA. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched :33 Isabew! +:33 Injuwious world! uWu Most damned :3 Angewo! +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 nyow hurts him :3 nyow pwofits you :3 a ^.^ jot; +UwU Fowbeaw it, xDD thewefowe; ^w^ give >_> youw cause ^-^ to >_< heaven. +>_< Mawk what I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find +By every syllable :3 a xDD faithfuw x3 vewity. +The UwU Duke comes UwU home >w< to-mowwow. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw OwO eyes. +>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ cuvnt, ÚwÚ and his >w< confessow, +Gives me :3 this xDD instance. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD cawwied +Notice ^-^ to ^-^ Escawus ÚwÚ and OwO Angewo, +OwO Who ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, +Thewe ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up theiw :3 pow'w. >w< If you ^-^ can, pace >_> youw OwO wisdom +UwU In UwU that good UwU path UwU that I would ^w^ wish ^.^ it ÚwÚ go, +And you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw uWu bosom uWu on :3 this >_< wwetch, +OwO Gwace >_> of OwO the Duke, revenges ^-^ to >_> youw xDD heawt, +And ^w^ genyewaw honyouw. +UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am >_< diwected uWu by you. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This letter, then, ^-^ to Fwiaw Petew :3 give; +^.^ 'Tis UwU that ^.^ he x3 sent me >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wetuwn. +Say, uWu by :3 this token, I desiwe his >_> company +^.^ At >_> Mawianya's house to-nyight. Her cause ÚwÚ and x3 youws +I'll pewfect him withal; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww bwing you +Before OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the head >_> of x3 Angewo +:33 Accuse him UwU home ÚwÚ and UwU home. >_< Fow my UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, +I x3 am >_> combinyed uWu by :3 a xDD sacwed vow, +And uWu shaww >w< be uWu absent. ;;w;; Wend you with :3 this letter. +^.^ Command ^.^ these ÚwÚ fwetting UwU watews ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes +x3 With :3 a ^.^ wight >_> heawt; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my holy owdew, +>w< If I ÚwÚ pewvewt >_> youw >_> couwse. >w< Who's hewe? + +x3 Entew WUCIO + +uWu WUCIO. Good even. Friar, ^w^ whewe's OwO the Provost? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ within, sir. +uWu WUCIO. :3 O pwetty Isabewwa, I x3 am OwO pawe at >_< minye OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see UwU thinye eyes +OwO so >_< wed. Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. I x3 am fain ^-^ to uWu dinye ÚwÚ and sup with +>w< watew ÚwÚ and bwan; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my head fiww my belly; ^-^ onye +:3 fwuitfuw >_< meaw would xDD set me to't. But uWu they uWu say OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww >w< be +here >w< to-mowwow. By my ^w^ twoth, Isabew, I :33 wov'd >w< thy brother. >w< If OwO the +^.^ owd fantasticaw UwU Duke >_> of dark ÚwÚ cownyews xDD had >_< been at home, ^.^ he xDD had +^-^ wived. Exit ISABEWWA +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is ^-^ mawvewwous wittwe OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wepowts; +uWu but OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in ^.^ them. +uWu WUCIO. Friar, :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke OwO so ;;w;; weww as I do; :33 he's :3 a +better UwU woodman than :3 thou ^-^ tak'st him OwO fow. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew :3 this ^-^ onye day. Fawe ye :33 weww. +uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ tawwy; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee; I can tell ÚwÚ thee pwetty +tales >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^.^ have told me xDD too many >_> of him uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be +true; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot true, UwU nyonye ;;w;; wewe ^w^ enyough. +uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ was UwU once before him uWu fow ;;w;; getting :3 a wench with chiwd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Did you such :3 a thing? +uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, >_> did I; uWu but I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to forswear OwO it: uWu they would +ewse ^.^ have married me ^-^ to OwO the rotten medlar. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> company :3 is ^-^ faiwew than :33 honyest. ÚwÚ West you :33 weww. +uWu WUCIO. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the lane's OwO end. >w< If ^-^ bawdy +talk offend you, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have vewy wittwe >_> of it. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> fwiaw, I x3 am :3 a +>w< kind >_> of OwO buww; I uWu shaww :3 stick. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +;;w;; ANGEWO'S house + +x3 Entew ANGELO ÚwÚ and xDD ESCAWUS + +ESCAWUS. uWu Evewy letter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ;;w;; hath uWu disvouch'd other. +x3 ANGEWO. UwU In UwU most :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and ^.^ distwacted mannyew. His :33 actions show >w< much +>_< wike ^-^ to >_< madnyess; pray >w< heaven his OwO wisdom >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< tainted! And x3 why +^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedewivew ^-^ ouw >_< authowities thewe? +ESCAWUS. I ^.^ guess not. +x3 ANGEWO. And x3 why shouwd ^-^ we :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it in OwO an hour before his +ent'wing UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ any crave redress >_> of ÚwÚ injustice, uWu they shouwd +^.^ exhibit theiw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? +ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ He >w< shows his reason uWu fow ÚwÚ that: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a uWu dispatch >_> of +^-^ compwaints; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom >_< devices hereafter, ;;w;; which +uWu shaww then ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ^.^ stand x3 against ÚwÚ us. +x3 ANGEWO. Weww, I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be proclaim'd; +^.^ Betimes >w< i' th' ^w^ mown I'll caww you at >_> youw >_< house; +>w< Give nyotice ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of sort ÚwÚ and suit +UwU As awe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. +ESCAWUS. I ^-^ shaww, siw; fare you :33 weww. +x3 ANGEWO. Good ^-^ nyight. Exit xDD ESCAWUS +:3 This deed ÚwÚ unshapes me ÚwÚ quite, makes me unpregnant +And :33 duww ^-^ to >w< aww x3 pwoceedings. OwO A deflow'red UwU maid! +And uWu by OwO an ^-^ eminyent ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; enfowc'd +The OwO waw x3 against ^.^ it! But UwU that xDD hew >w< tendew ÚwÚ shame +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pwocwaim x3 against xDD hew OwO maiden loss, +OwO How UwU might ^.^ she :33 tongue UwU me! >_> Yet reason dawes xDD hew no; +>_< Fow my authowity uWu beaws :3 a OwO so :33 cwedent ÚwÚ buwk +:33 That nyo pawticuwaw OwO scandaw UwU once can ^.^ touch +But ^.^ it ;;w;; confounds OwO the >w< bweathew. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have liv'd, +ÚwÚ Save UwU that his riotous youth, with dangewous :33 sense, +OwO Might in OwO the xDD times ^-^ to come ^.^ have ta'en ÚwÚ wevenge, +By OwO so :3 weceiving :3 a dishonour'd life +x3 With >_< wansom >_> of such >w< shame. Wouwd ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD had wiv'd! +Awack, when UwU once ^-^ ouw OwO gwace ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, +Nyothing :33 goes ^-^ wight; ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would not. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +>_> Fiewds ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ town + +x3 Entew DUKE in his >_> own habit, ÚwÚ and Fwiaw >w< PETEW + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ These letters at x3 fit UwU time x3 dewivew >_> me. [Giving wettews] +The Provost knows ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. +The matter being ^-^ afoot, ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ instwuction +And howd you >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw speciaw ^w^ dwift; +^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes you ^-^ do bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to UwU that +UwU As cause doth minister. Go, caww at Flavius' OwO house, +And tell him xDD whewe I stay; ^w^ give OwO the >_< wike nyotice +ÚwÚ To Valentinus, >w< Wowwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD Cwassus, +And ;;w;; bid them bwing OwO the OwO twumpets ^-^ to OwO the :33 gate; +But ^-^ send me UwU Fwavius >_> fiwst. +PETER. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< speeded :33 weww. Exit OwO FWIAW + +x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Varrius; :3 thou x3 hast :3 made good UwU haste. +^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww walk. There's uWu othew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends +uWu Wiww gweet OwO us here x3 anyon. UwU My gentwe Vawwius! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the :33 city xDD gate + +x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and MARIANA + +UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To speak OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy I x3 am ÚwÚ woath; +I would uWu say OwO the OwO twuth; uWu but ^-^ to :3 accuse him so, +:33 That :3 is >_> youw pawt. >_> Yet I x3 am UwU advis'd ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; +ÚwÚ He uWu says, ^-^ to >w< veiw :33 fuww uWu puwpose. +^w^ MAWIANyA. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Besides, ^.^ he uWu tewws me UwU that, ^-^ if peradventure +ÚwÚ He speak x3 against me uWu on OwO the advewse >w< side, +I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu fow 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ physic +^.^ That's :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ sweet OwO end. +^w^ MAWIANyA. I would Fwiaw Peter- + +x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW + +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, :3 peace! OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :3 is come. +PETER. ^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ;;w;; found you >_< out :3 a ^.^ stand UwU most ^.^ fit, +:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 vantage uWu on OwO the UwU Duke +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pass you. ;;w;; Twice ^.^ have OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sounded; +The UwU genyewous ÚwÚ and gwavest xDD citizens +>_< Have hent OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and vewy ;;w;; nyeaw x3 upon +The UwU Duke :3 is ent'ring; ^.^ thewefowe, hence, >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The :33 city xDD gate + +x3 Entew at uWu sevewaw :33 doows ;;w;; DUKE, OwO VAWWIUS, WOWDS; xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, >_< Wucio, +ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and UwU CITIZENS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My vewy >w< wowthy uWu cousin, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! +Our ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw OwO fwiend, ^-^ we awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. +xDD ANGEWO, ESCAWUS. x3 Happy xDD wetuwn >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many ÚwÚ and >_< heawty ^w^ thankings ^-^ to you >_> both. +We ^.^ have :3 made inquiry >_> of you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we hear +Such xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw :33 justice UwU that ^-^ ouw ^w^ souw +Cannyot uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd you :3 fowth ^-^ to uWu pubwic UwU thanks, +:3 Fowewunnying ^-^ mowe requital. +x3 ANGEWO. You ^-^ make my ÚwÚ bonds still ^-^ gweatew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> youw desewt ^-^ speaks woud; ÚwÚ and I shouwd :33 wwong ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock ^.^ it in OwO the :33 wawds >_> of covert ^.^ bosom, +When ^.^ it deserves, with UwU chawactews >_> of xDD bwass, +OwO A fowted >_> wesidence >w< 'gainst OwO the tooth >_> of UwU time +And wazuwe >_> of OwO obwivion. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. +And let OwO the :33 subject >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make them xDD knyow +:33 That >_> outwawd couwtesies would fain :3 pwocwaim +^.^ Favouws UwU that ^-^ keep within. ^w^ Come, >w< Escawus, +You >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO us uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu othew ;;w;; hand, +And good suppowtews awe you. + +x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA + +PETER. Nyow :3 is >_> youw time; speak ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and knyeew before >_> him. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Justice, :3 O :33 woyaw Duke! Vail >_> youw ^-^ wegawd +:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ wwong'd- I would fain ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 a UwU maid! +:3 O >w< wowthy Pwince, ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw eye +By ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it uWu on ^-^ any uWu othew object +;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have heard me in my OwO twue complaint, +And >w< given me justice, justice, justice, :33 justice. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Relate >_> youw wwongs. UwU In ;;w;; what? By >_< whom? Be brief. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is Wowd x3 Angewo uWu shaww ^w^ give you ;;w;; justice; +ÚwÚ Weveaw yourself ^-^ to >_> him. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >w< wowthy Duke, +You ;;w;; bid me >w< seek xDD wedemption >_> of OwO the deviw! +>w< Heaw me yourself; uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >w< must speak +Must ;;w;; eithew punish uWu me, ^.^ nyot being bewiev'd, +Ow wwing redress ^-^ fwom you. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear uWu me, :3 hewe! +x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, xDD hew wits, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, awe ^.^ nyot >_> fiwm; +She ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to me uWu fow xDD hew :33 bwothew, +xDD Cut x3 off uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of justice- +UwU ISABEWWA. By ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> justice! +x3 ANGEWO. And ^.^ she uWu wiww speak UwU most bitterly ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. +UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Most stwange, uWu but ÚwÚ yet UwU most truly, uWu wiww I speak. +:33 That x3 Angewo's xDD fowswown, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot strange? +:33 That x3 Angewo's :3 a >w< muwdewew, :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? +:33 That x3 Angewo :3 is OwO an aduwtewous xDD thief, +An ÚwÚ hypocwite, :3 a ÚwÚ viwgin-viowatow, +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and strange? +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times :33 stwange. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot twuew ^.^ he :3 is x3 Angewo +>w< Than :3 this :3 is >w< aww as OwO twue as ^.^ it :3 is >_< stwange; +;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times true; uWu fow >w< twuth :3 is >w< twuth +ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ end >_> of reck'ning. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Away with :3 hew. OwO Poow >_> souw, +She ^-^ speaks :3 this in th' infiwmity >_> of :33 sense. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O Prince! I conjuwe ^.^ thee, as :3 thou bewiev'st +Thewe :3 is another comfort than :3 this UwU wowwd, +:33 That :3 thou ^.^ nyegwect me ^.^ nyot with UwU that >_< opinyion +:33 That I x3 am ^w^ touch'd with madnyess. UwU Make ^.^ nyot impossibwe +:33 That ;;w;; which uWu but uWu seems unlike: 'tis ^.^ nyot impossibwe +But one, OwO the ÚwÚ wicked'st caitiff uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, +May ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ shy, as :33 gwave, as UwU just, as absowute, +UwU As Angelo; x3 even OwO so ^-^ may OwO Angewo, +UwU In >w< aww his dressings, >w< chawacts, titles, forms, +Be OwO an >_< awch-viwwain. >_< Bewieve it, :33 woyaw Pwince, +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ wess, :33 he's OwO nyothing; uWu but :33 he's :3 mowe, +Had I ^-^ mowe name uWu fow ^.^ badnyess. +ÚwÚ DUKE. By >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be >_< mad, as I believe nyo xDD othew, +Her UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu oddest fwame >_> of :33 sense, +Such :3 a :33 dependency >_> of xDD thing uWu on :33 thing, +UwU As e'ew I heard in madnyess. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >_< gwacious Duke, +uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that; :3 nyow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ banyish reason +>_< Fow inyequawity; uWu but let >_> youw reason sewve +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the >w< twuth :3 appeaw xDD whewe ^.^ it uWu seems ;;w;; hid, +And hide OwO the false uWu seems true. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many UwU that awe ^.^ nyot mad +;;w;; Have, ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ mowe wack >_> of reason. What would you ^w^ say? +UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ^-^ onye :33 Cwaudio, +Condemn'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ act >_> of fownyication +ÚwÚ To wose his ÚwÚ head; :33 condemn'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. +OwO I, in >w< pwobation >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, +>_> Was x3 sent ^-^ to uWu by my brother; ^-^ onye ;;w;; Wucio +UwU As then OwO the >w< messengew- +uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO I, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +I came ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd xDD hew +ÚwÚ To twy xDD hew >_< gwacious >_> fowtunye with Wowd x3 Angewo +>_< Fow xDD hew UwU poow >_< bwothew's ;;w;; pawdon. +UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ That's >_< he, :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to speak. +uWu WUCIO. No, my good ^w^ wowd; +Nyow :33 wish'd ^-^ to howd my ^-^ peace. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^w^ wish you nyow, then; +;;w;; Pway you UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have +OwO A ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO youwsewf, pray >w< heaven you then +Be pewfect. +uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. The OwO wawwant's uWu fow yourself; UwU take ^w^ heed to't. +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 This ^-^ gentweman told uWu somewhat >_> of my >_> tawe. +uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Wight. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ wight; uWu but you awe >w< i' OwO the :33 wwong +ÚwÚ To speak before >_> youw xDD time. :33 Pwoceed. +UwU ISABEWWA. I went +ÚwÚ To :3 this pernicious caitiff deputy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat :3 madwy ÚwÚ spoken. +UwU ISABEWWA. Pawdon xDD it; +The ^.^ phwase :3 is ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Mended again. The >w< mattew- :3 pwoceed. +UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In ^.^ bwief- ^-^ to xDD set OwO the needless ^-^ pwocess >_> by, +OwO How I pewsuaded, how I :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and >w< knyeew'd, +OwO How ^.^ he refell'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and how I ^.^ wepwied, +>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> of >w< much length- OwO the :3 viwe >_> concwusion +I :3 nyow begin with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to :33 uttew: +ÚwÚ He would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu by >_> gift >_> of my >_< chaste ÚwÚ body +ÚwÚ To his >_< concupiscibwe intemperate >w< wust, +;;w;; Wewease my brother; :3 and, aftew >w< much ;;w;; debatement, +UwU My UwU sistewwy >w< wemowse >w< confutes >_< minye xDD honyouw, +And I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. But OwO the next ^w^ mown :3 betimes, +His OwO puwpose x3 suwfeiting, ^.^ he >_> sends :3 a ;;w;; wawwant +>_< Fow my UwU poow >_< bwothew's head. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! +UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as >_< wike as ^.^ it :3 is :3 twue! +ÚwÚ DUKE. By UwU heaven, OwO fond >_< wwetch, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what :3 thou :3 speak'st, +Ow ewse :3 thou art ^-^ subown'd x3 against his uWu honyouw +UwU In ^-^ hatefuw :33 pwactice. First, his integwity +;;w;; Stands ^-^ without x3 bwemish; nyext, ^.^ it impowts nyo reason +:33 That with such :3 vehemency ^.^ he shouwd x3 puwsue +^w^ Fauwts pwopew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had OwO so ;;w;; offended, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have x3 weigh'd >w< thy bwothew uWu by himself, +And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. uWu Some ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath xDD set you OwO on; +:3 Confess OwO the truth, ÚwÚ and uWu say uWu by uWu whose >_> advice +Thou xDD cam'st here ^-^ to >_> compwain. +UwU ISABEWWA. And :3 is :3 this all? +>_> Then, :3 O you bwessed ^.^ minyistews ^.^ abuv, +Keep me in patience; :3 and, with ripened UwU time, +Unfold OwO the evil ;;w;; which :3 is here wwapt OwO up +UwU In countenance! xDD Heaven OwO shiewd >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom x3 woe, +UwU As OwO I, ;;w;; thus >_< wwong'd, x3 hence >_< unbewieved go! +ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^w^ you'd fain >w< be gone. An officer! +ÚwÚ To pwison with her! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >w< pewmit +OwO A bwasting ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU scandawous >_> bweath ^-^ to ^-^ faww +uWu On him OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_> us? :3 This ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be :3 a :33 pwactice. +OwO Who knew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and UwU coming ^w^ hithew? +UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Onye UwU that I would ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, Fwiaw Wodowick. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ghostly fathew, belike. OwO Who knows UwU that Wodowick? +uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow him; 'tis :3 a meddwing ÚwÚ fwiaw. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >w< man; xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >_< way, my lord, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds ^.^ he ^-^ spake x3 against >_> youw OwO Gwace +UwU In >_> youw >_< wetiwement, I xDD had ^-^ swing'd him soundly. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Words x3 against x3 me? ^w^ This's :3 a good >_> fwiaw, belike! +And ^-^ to xDD set uWu on :3 this wwetched ^-^ woman here +uWu Against ^-^ ouw ^-^ substitute! >_> Wet :3 this ^w^ fwiaw >w< be ÚwÚ found. +uWu WUCIO. But UwU yestewnyight, my lord, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> fwiaw, +I ^-^ saw them at OwO the prison; :3 a ;;w;; saucy >_> fwiaw, +OwO A vewy scurvy fewwow. +PETER. Blessed >w< be >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! +I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> by, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard +Your :33 woyaw ear ^-^ abus'd. First, ;;w;; hath :3 this ^-^ woman +uWu Most >w< wwongfuwwy ^w^ accus'd >_> youw x3 substitute; +OwO Who :3 is as free ^-^ fwom ^.^ touch ^w^ ow soiw with xDD hew +UwU As ^.^ she ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye x3 ungot. +ÚwÚ DUKE. We >_> did believe nyo less. +xDD Knyow you UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ speaks x3 of? +PETER. I xDD knyow him uWu fow :3 a man >_< divinye ÚwÚ and >_> howy; +:3 Nyot OwO scuwvy, :3 nyow :3 a :33 tempowawy meddler, +UwU As :33 he's >_> wepowted uWu by :3 this ^w^ gentweman; +And, uWu on my twust, :3 a man UwU that never ÚwÚ yet +Did, as ^.^ he x3 vouches, ÚwÚ miswepowt >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, UwU most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; believe it. +PETER. Weww, ^.^ he in UwU time ^-^ may come ^-^ to ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; himsewf; +But at :3 this x3 instant ^.^ he :3 is >_< sick, my lord, +x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fever. :3 Upon his mere request- +>_> Being come ^-^ to knowledge UwU that there ÚwÚ was complaint +:3 Intended >w< 'gainst Wowd :3 Angewo- came I UwU hithew +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ speak, as ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, what ^.^ he doth xDD knyow +^-^ Is OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and what >_< he, with his OwO oath +And >w< aww >w< pwobation, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO up :33 fuww clear, +Whensoever :33 he's ^w^ convented. First, uWu fow :3 this xDD woman- +ÚwÚ To >_> justify :3 this >w< wowthy nobleman, +^w^ So :3 vuwgawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 accus'd- +Her uWu shaww you hear disproved ^-^ to xDD hew >_> eyes, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she x3 hewsewf x3 confess it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Good >_> fwiaw, wet's hear it. Exit ISABEWWA >_> guawded +Do you ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at this, Wowd :3 Angewo? +:3 O UwU heaven, OwO the vanyity >_> of wwetched fools! +>w< Give OwO us >w< some ;;w;; seats. ^w^ Come, cousin Angelo; +UwU In :3 this I'll >w< be impartial; >w< be you ;;w;; judge +x3 Of >_> youw >_> own ^.^ cause. + +x3 Entew MARIANA >_> veiwed + +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, friar? +OwO FIWST let xDD hew show xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and aftew speak. +^w^ MAWIANyA. >_> Pawdon, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show my ;;w;; face +^.^ Untiw my xDD husband ;;w;; bid >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, awe you married? +^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe you :3 a ^-^ maid? +^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A OwO widow, ^.^ then? +^w^ MAWIANyA. Neither, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, you awe nyothing then; neither ;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. +uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be :3 a ^.^ punk; uWu fow many >_> of them awe neither +;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Siwence UwU that fewwow. I would ^.^ he xDD had >w< some cause +ÚwÚ To pwattwe uWu fow :3 himsewf. +uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. +^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess I :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was xDD mawwied, +And I uWu confess, ÚwÚ besides, I x3 am nyo uWu maid. +I ^.^ have OwO knyown my ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ yet my xDD husband +^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< evew ^.^ he knew >_> me. +uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< dwunk, then, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it can >w< be nyo ^w^ bettew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow OwO the benefit >_> of :3 siwence, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so OwO too! +uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is nyo witness uWu fow Wowd ^.^ Angewo. +^w^ MAWIANyA. Nyow I come to't, my uWu wowd: +She UwU that accuses him >_> of UwU fownyication, +UwU In ;;w;; sewf-same manner doth :3 accuse my ^-^ husband; +And chawges ^w^ him, my lord, with such :3 a UwU time +When I'll depose I xDD had him in >_< minye uWu awms, +x3 With >w< aww th' :33 effect >_> of wuv. +x3 ANGEWO. Chawges ^.^ she uWu moe than x3 me? +^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyo? You uWu say >_> youw >_> husband. +^w^ MAWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU just, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO Angewo, +OwO Who OwO thinks ^.^ he knows UwU that ^.^ he :33 nye'ew knew my body, +But knows ^.^ he OwO thinks UwU that ^.^ he knows Isabel's. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU abuse. Let's UwU see >w< thy face. +^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My xDD husband >_< bids me; :3 nyow I uWu wiww UwU unmask. +:33 [Unveiwing] +:3 This :3 is UwU that ;;w;; face, :3 thou x3 cwuew OwO Angewo, +^w^ Which UwU once :3 thou ^w^ swow'st ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the looking OwO on; +:3 This :3 is OwO the hand which, with :3 a ÚwÚ vow'd contract, +>_> Was fast x3 bewock'd in :3 thinye; :3 this :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body +:33 That took away OwO the ^-^ match ^-^ fwom Isabew, +And >_> did :3 suppwy ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy gawden-house +UwU In xDD hew imagin'd ^.^ pewson. +ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow you :3 this ^-^ woman? +uWu WUCIO. ^.^ Cawnyawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Sirrah, nyo more. +uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Enyough, my :33 wowd. +x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, I >w< must x3 confess I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; woman; +And five years >_< since there ÚwÚ was >w< some OwO speech >_> of mawwiage +ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU hew; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke OwO off, +Pawtwy uWu fow UwU that xDD hew promised ^.^ pwopowtions +Came ^-^ showt >_> of >_> composition; uWu but in >_> chief +>_< Fow UwU that xDD hew weputation ÚwÚ was disvawued +UwU In >w< wevity. x3 Since ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of five years +I never ^-^ spake with UwU hew, ^-^ saw UwU hew, :3 nyow heard ^-^ fwom UwU hew, +:3 Upon my :3 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw. +^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Nyobwe Pwince, +UwU As there comes ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ÚwÚ and uWu wowds ^-^ fwom breath, +UwU As there :3 is :33 sense in >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< twuth in uWu viwtue, +I x3 am :3 affianc'd :3 this ÚwÚ man's UwU wife as stwongwy +UwU As uWu wowds :33 couwd ^-^ make OwO up :33 vows. And, my good lord, +But >w< Tuesday night last gone, :33 in's garden-house, +ÚwÚ He knew me as :3 a wife. UwU As :3 this :3 is true, +>_> Wet me in >_> safety ÚwÚ waise me ^-^ fwom my knees, +Ow ewse uWu fow >w< evew >w< be >_> confixed ;;w;; hewe, +OwO A marble >_> monyument! +x3 ANGEWO. I >_> did uWu but >_> smiwe ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +Nyow, good my lord, ^w^ give me OwO the >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; +UwU My >_< patience here :3 is touch'd. I ^-^ do pewceive +^.^ These UwU poow uWu infowmaw >w< women awe nyo ^-^ mowe +But xDD instwuments >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 mightiew membew +:33 That ^w^ sets them x3 on. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_< way, my lord, +ÚwÚ To find :3 this practice >_< out. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, with my >_> heawt; +And punish them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< height >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +Thou foowish >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :3 thou pernicious woman, +:3 Compact with xDD hew that's gone, think'st :3 thou >w< thy oaths, +^-^ Though uWu they would uWu sweaw ;;w;; down OwO each pawticuwaw :33 saint, +Were >w< testimonyies x3 against his wowth ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, +^.^ That's seal'd in >w< appwobation? :3 You, Wowd >w< Escawus, +>_> Sit with my UwU cousin; lend him >_> youw >w< kind x3 pains +ÚwÚ To find >_< out :3 this :3 abuse, :3 whence 'tis ^-^ dewiv'd. +Thewe :3 is another ^w^ fwiaw UwU that xDD set them OwO on; +>_> Wet him >w< be x3 sent OwO fow. +PETER. Wouwd lie ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! >_< Fow ^.^ he >_< indeed +;;w;; Hath xDD set OwO the >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 this compwaint. +Your provost knows OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; abides, +And ^.^ he ^-^ may ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, ^-^ do ^.^ it instantly. Exit xDD PWOVOST +And you, my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO weww-wawwanted uWu cousin, +x3 Whom ^.^ it UwU concewns ^-^ to hear :3 this matter >w< fowth, +Do with >_> youw injuwies as uWu seems you :33 best +UwU In ^-^ any ;;w;; chastisement. I uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; +But :33 stiw ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww determin'd +:3 Upon ^.^ these swandewews. +ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^.^ it throughly. Exit DUKE +UwU Signyiow >_< Wucio, >_> did ^.^ nyot you uWu say you knew UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick ^-^ to >w< be +:3 a >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ pewson? +uWu WUCIO. UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit ^-^ monyachum': >w< honyest in nyothing uWu but in his +>_> cwothes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD spoke UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< speeches >_> of OwO the +>_> Duke. +ESCAWUS. We uWu shaww entweat you ^-^ to >_> abide here ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come ÚwÚ and +enforce them x3 against >_> him. We uWu shaww find :3 this ^w^ fwiaw :3 a >_> nyotabwe +fewwow. +uWu WUCIO. UwU As ^-^ any in Viennya, uWu on my :33 wowd. +ESCAWUS. ^-^ Caww UwU that >_> same Isabew here UwU once ÚwÚ again; I would speak with +:3 hew. xDD [Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT] ;;w;; Pway you, my lord, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to +ÚwÚ question; you uWu shaww UwU see how I'll handle :3 hew. +uWu WUCIO. :3 Nyot better than >_< he, uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_< wepowt. +ESCAWUS. Say you? +uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD think, ^-^ if you ^w^ handwed xDD hew ^w^ pwivatewy, ^.^ she would +sooner UwU confess; UwU pewchance, x3 pubwicwy, she'll >w< be ;;w;; asham'd. + +;;w;; We-entew OFFICEWS with :33 ISABEWWA; ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST with OwO the +DUKE in his fwiaw's :33 habit + +ESCAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< go darkly ^-^ to wowk with :3 hew. +uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO the OwO way; uWu fow >w< women awe ^.^ wight at midnyight. +ESCAWUS. Come OwO on, UwU mistwess; >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman ^w^ denyies >w< aww UwU that +you ^.^ have ^w^ said. +uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, here comes OwO the >w< wascaw I xDD spoke :33 of, here with OwO the +Pwovost. +ESCAWUS. UwU In vewy good xDD time. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we caww x3 upon +you. +uWu WUCIO. Mum. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, siw; >_> did you xDD set ^.^ these >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 swandew Wowd +:3 Angewo? ^.^ They ^.^ have x3 confess'd you ÚwÚ did. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. +ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Respect ^-^ to >_> youw gweat pwace! ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ deviw +Be sometime UwU honyouw'd uWu fow his burning :33 thwonye! +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO Duke? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he shouwd hear me speak. +ESCAWUS. The >w< Duke's in >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww hear you >_< speak; +Wook you speak ;;w;; justwy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Bowdwy, at >w< weast. But, :33 O, UwU poow souls, +Come you ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the ÚwÚ wamb here >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ fox, +Good night ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wedwess! ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke gonye? +;;w;; Then :3 is >_> youw cause gonye ^w^ too. The >w< Duke's ^.^ unjust +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to wetowt >_> youw manyifest :3 appeaw, +And >w< put >_> youw UwU twiaw in OwO the villain's OwO mouth +^w^ Which here you come ^-^ to accuse. +uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wascaw; :3 this :3 is ^.^ he I xDD spoke >_> of. +ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou unwevewend ÚwÚ and x3 unhawwowed >_> fwiaw, +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd ^.^ these >w< women +ÚwÚ To :3 accuse :3 this >w< wowthy man, ;;w;; but, in ;;w;; fouw uWu mouth, +And in OwO the witness >_> of his pwopew eaw, +ÚwÚ To caww him villain; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to OwO gwance ^-^ fwom him +ÚwÚ To th' UwU Duke himself, ^-^ to >_> tax him with :33 injustice? +;;w;; Take him >_> hence; ^-^ to th' wack with :3 him! >w< We'ww uWu touze you +Joint uWu by UwU joint, uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow his uWu puwpose. +>_> What, ;;w;; 'unjust'! +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so hot; OwO the UwU Duke +>w< Dawe nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; stwetch :3 this fingew >_> of >_< minye than ^.^ he +>w< Dawe wack his own; his :33 subject x3 am I ;;w;; nyot, +Nyow here ÚwÚ pwovinciaw. UwU My ^-^ businyess in :3 this OwO state +^w^ Made me :3 a xDD wookew-on here in Viennya, +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen :33 cowwuption >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubble +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it o'errun OwO the UwU stew: ^-^ waws uWu fow >w< aww fauwts, +But faults OwO so ^-^ countenyanc'd UwU that OwO the >w< stwong :33 statutes +Stand >_< wike OwO the ^w^ fowfeits in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^.^ shop, +UwU As >w< much in xDD mock as ^.^ mawk. +ESCAWUS. xDD Swandew ^-^ to th' >_> state! :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! +x3 ANGEWO. What can you vouch x3 against ^w^ him, UwU Signyiow Lucio? +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man UwU that you >_> did tell OwO us x3 of? +uWu WUCIO. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, my :33 wowd. Come hithew, >_< good-man x3 bawd-pate. +Do you xDD knyow x3 me? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I wemembew you, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. I met you at +OwO the x3 pwison, in OwO the absence >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. +uWu WUCIO. :3 O >_> did you so? And ^-^ do you wemembew what you ^w^ said >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Most nyotedwy, sir. +uWu WUCIO. Do you so, sir? And ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke :3 a ;;w;; fweshmongew, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and +:3 a xDD cowawd, as you then >_> wepowted him ^-^ to x3 be? +ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD must, ;;w;; siw, >_> change persons with me ewe you ^-^ make UwU that my +OwO wepowt; you, :3 indeed, xDD spoke OwO so >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much >w< wowse. +uWu WUCIO. :3 O :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ^.^ fewwow! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the nyose uWu fow +>w< thy ^-^ speeches? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I uWu pwotest I love OwO the UwU Duke as I love ^-^ mysewf. +x3 ANGEWO. UwU Hawk how OwO the villain would :33 cwose nyow, aftew his tweasonyabwe +:3 abuses! +ESCAWUS. Such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. :3 Away with him ^-^ to +:33 pwison! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! >w< Way :3 bowts +enough x3 upon him; let him speak nyo more. :3 Away with x3 those giglets +UwU too, ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew confederate companyion! +UwU [The xDD PWOVOST lays xDD bands uWu on OwO the >w< DUKE] +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, siw; stay >_> awhiwe. +x3 ANGEWO. >_> What, resists x3 he? Hewp ^w^ him, OwO Wucio. +uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, siw; xDD come, siw; xDD come, siw; OwO foh, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, you +bawd-pated lying wascaw, you >w< must >w< be hooded, >w< must you? Show >_> youw +xDD knyave's uWu visage, with :3 a UwU pox ^-^ to xDD you! Show >_> youw UwU sheep-biting ;;w;; face, +ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; hang'd OwO an ;;w;; houw! x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot off? +uWu [Puwws x3 off OwO the FRIAR'S bood ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws OwO the >w< DUKE] +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou art OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ knyave UwU that e'ew :3 mad'st :3 a ^.^ duke. +First, uWu Pwovost, let me bail ^.^ these gentwe xDD thwee. +uWu [To Lucio] ;;w;; Snyeak ^.^ nyot ^w^ away, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and you +Must ^.^ have :3 a >_> wowd x3 anyon. >w< Way howd uWu on >_> him. +uWu WUCIO. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< wowse than :33 hanging. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To ÚwÚ ESCAWUS] What you ^.^ have xDD spoke I pawdon; ^-^ sit you down. +>w< We'ww borrow place >_> of >_> him. uWu [To ANGELO] >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave. +xDD Hast :3 thou ^w^ ow ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow wit, ^w^ ow ^w^ impudence, +:33 That ÚwÚ yet can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 office? >w< If :3 thou hast, +Rely x3 upon ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be heard, +And howd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< out. +x3 ANGEWO. :3 O my ;;w;; dwead lord, +I shouwd >w< be UwU guiwtiew than my >_> guiwtinyess, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I can >w< be uWu undiscewnyibwe, +When I pewceive >_> youw Gwace, >_< wike ^.^ pow'w >_> divinye, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my uWu passes. >_> Then, good Pwince, +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO session howd x3 upon my shame, +But let my UwU twiaw >w< be >_< minye >_> own ^-^ confession; +ÚwÚ Immediate >_< sentence then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sequent >_< death, +^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace I >_> beg. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :33 Mawianya. +Say, >_< wast :3 thou e'ew :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ woman? +x3 ANGEWO. I OwO was, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, UwU take xDD hew x3 hence ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew instantly. +Do you OwO the >_> office, friar; ;;w;; which :33 consummate, +Wetuwn him here again. uWu Go with ^w^ him, Pwovost. +>_< Exeunt xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST +ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, I x3 am ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd at his ^-^ dishonyouw +>w< Than at OwO the stwangenyess >_> of it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :3 Isabew. +Your ^w^ fwiaw :3 is :3 nyow >_> youw pwince. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then +>_< Advewtising ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ to >_> youw businyess, +:3 Nyot changing OwO heawt with habit, I x3 am still +Attownyey'd at >_> youw uWu sewvice. +UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ^w^ give me pawdon, +:33 That OwO I, >_> youw vassaw ^.^ have empwoy'd ÚwÚ and OwO pain'd +Your uWu unknyown >_> suvweignty. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe uWu pawdon'd, :3 Isabew. +And nyow, dear ;;w;; maid, >w< be you as free ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +Your >_< bwothew's >_< death, I >w< knyow, OwO sits at >_> youw >_> heawt; +And you ^-^ may x3 mawvew x3 why I ^.^ obscuw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, +uWu Wabouwing ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot wathew +UwU Make wash x3 wemonstwance >_> of my ;;w;; hidden ^.^ pow'w +>w< Than let him OwO so >w< be xDD wost. :3 O UwU most >w< kind ;;w;; maid, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the swift OwO cewewity >_> of his >_< death, +^w^ Which I >_> did ÚwÚ think with >w< swowew foot came OwO on, +:33 That :33 bwain'd my uWu puwpose. But xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! +:33 That life :3 is better xDD wife, ÚwÚ past feawing >_< death, +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; wives ^-^ to fear. UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw UwU comfowt, +^w^ So x3 happy :3 is >_> youw brother. +UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST + +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow :3 this >w< nyew-mawwied man ^-^ appwoaching ;;w;; hewe, +uWu Whose salt ^.^ imaginyation ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath wrong'd +Your ;;w;; weww-defended xDD honyouw, you >w< must pawdon +>_< Fow >_> Mawianya's OwO sake; uWu but as ^.^ he UwU adjudg'd >_> youw OwO bwothew- +>_> Being cwiminyaw in double viowation +x3 Of xDD sacwed uWu chastity ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO pwomise-bweach, +Theweon dependent, uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wife- +The vewy UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the OwO waw x3 cwies >_< out +uWu Most audible, x3 even ^-^ fwom his pwopew tongue, +^w^ 'An x3 Angewo uWu fow :33 Cwaudio, death uWu fow death!' +xDD Haste still OwO pays haste, ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ answews >_< weisuwe; +;;w;; Wike doth ;;w;; quit ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and Measure still uWu fow Measure. +>_> Then, OwO Angewo, >w< thy :33 fauwt's ;;w;; thus ^w^ manyifested, +>w< Which, >w< though :3 thou wouldst deny, ^w^ denyies ÚwÚ thee vantage. +We ^-^ do condemn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy bwock +:3 Whewe ^.^ Cwaudio stoop'd ^-^ to >_< death, ÚwÚ and with >_< wike UwU haste. +:3 Away with :3 him! +^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my UwU most >_< gwacious lord, +I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD mock me with :3 a >_> husband. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw xDD husband ÚwÚ mock'd you with :3 a >_> husband. +x3 Consenting ^-^ to OwO the >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw, +I ^w^ thought >_> youw mawwiage uWu fit; ewse >_< imputation, +>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he knew you, UwU might >_> wepwoach >_> youw xDD wife, +And uWu choke >_> youw good ^-^ to come. >_< Fow his OwO possessions, +UwU Awthough uWu by ;;w;; confiscation uWu they awe UwU ouws, +We ^-^ do x3 instate ÚwÚ and widow you withaw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy you :3 a better >_> husband. +^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my dear lord, +I crave nyo xDD othew, :3 nyow nyo better xDD man. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Nyevew crave him; ^-^ we awe x3 definyitive. +^w^ MAWIANyA. ;;w;; Gentwe my >w< wiege- >_> [Knyeewing] +ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do uWu but wose >_> youw xDD wabouw. +:3 Away with him ^-^ to >_< death! uWu [To x3 WUCIO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you. +^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my good wowd! ^.^ Sweet Isabew, UwU take my part; +;;w;; Wend me >_> youw knees, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my life ^-^ to come +I'll lend you >w< aww my life ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Against >w< aww :33 sense you ^-^ do >_< impowtunye :3 hew. +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ she knyeew ;;w;; down in UwU mewcy >_> of :3 this fact, +Her >_< bwothew's ghost his uWu paved bed would bweak, +And UwU take xDD hew x3 hence in horror. +^w^ MAWIANyA. Isabew, +^.^ Sweet Isabew, ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet uWu but knyeew uWu by me; +Hold OwO up >_> youw x3 hands, uWu say OwO nyothing; I'll speak all. +^.^ They uWu say :33 best x3 men ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of faults; +And, uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ become >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the better +>_< Fow being :3 a wittwe >_> bad; OwO so ^-^ may my >_> husband. +:3 O Isabew, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot lend :3 a OwO knyee? +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He >_> dies uWu fow Claudio's :33 death. +UwU ISABEWWA. >_> [Knyeewing] uWu Most >w< bounteous ;;w;; siw, +Look, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu on :3 this man ^-^ condemn'd, +UwU As ^-^ if my bwothew wiv'd. I pawtwy ÚwÚ think +OwO A :3 due sincewity guvwn'd his deeds +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; >_< since ^.^ it :3 is so, +>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. UwU My bwothew xDD had uWu but justice, +UwU In UwU that ^.^ he >_> did OwO the xDD thing uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ died; +>_< Fow OwO Angewo, +His ^.^ act >_> did ^.^ nyot o'ertake his OwO bad >_> intent, +And >w< must >w< be buwied uWu but as OwO an ^.^ intent +:33 That uWu pewish'd uWu by OwO the way. >_> Thoughts awe nyo ^w^ subjects; +uWu Intents uWu but mewewy xDD thoughts. +^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Mewewy, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Your ^w^ suit's unpwofitabwe; ^.^ stand uWu up, I >w< say. +I ^.^ have UwU bethought me >_> of another fault. +uWu Pwovost, how came ^.^ it ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ was x3 beheaded +^.^ At OwO an unyusuaw >_< houw? +PROVOST. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Had you :3 a speciaw ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow OwO the x3 deed? +PROVOST. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by pwivate message. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do >w< dischawge you >_> of >_> youw x3 office; +>w< Give OwO up >_> youw keys. +PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; +I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU fauwt, uWu but knew ^.^ it not; +>_> Yet >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu me, aftew ^-^ mowe ^w^ advice; +>_< Fow OwO testimony whereof, ^-^ onye in OwO the x3 pwison, +:33 That shouwd uWu by pwivate owdew ewse ^.^ have :33 died, +I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd >_> awive. +ÚwÚ DUKE. What's x3 he? +PROVOST. His name :3 is ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I would :3 thou xDD hadst x3 donye OwO so uWu by Claudio. +uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. Exit xDD PWOVOST +ESCAWUS. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ onye OwO so ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD wise +UwU As you, Wowd OwO Angewo, ^.^ have still ^w^ appeaw'd, +;;w;; Shouwd :33 swip OwO so grossly, uWu both in OwO the heat >_> of UwU bwood +And wack >_> of tempew'd ÚwÚ judgment UwU aftewwawd. +x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that such UwU sowwow I pwocuwe; +And OwO so ^-^ deep sticks ^.^ it in my penitent OwO heawt +:33 That I crave death ^-^ mowe willingly than >_> mewcy; +^.^ 'Tis my desewving, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do entweat it. + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, with BARNARDINE, CLAUDIO (muffled) +ÚwÚ and JULIET + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that Bawnyawdinye? +PROVOST. This, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ fwiaw told me >_> of :3 this xDD man. +Sirrah, :3 thou art ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a :3 stubbown >_> souw, +:33 That appwehends nyo further than :3 this UwU wowwd, +And squaw'st >w< thy life :3 accowding. Thou'rt condemn'd; +But, uWu fow x3 those earthly fauwts, I ;;w;; quit them aww, +And pray ÚwÚ thee UwU take :3 this UwU mewcy ^-^ to :3 pwovide +>_< Fow better xDD times ^-^ to come. Friar, :33 advise him; +I xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw hand. What OwO muffw'd ^-^ fewwow's ÚwÚ that? +PROVOST. :3 This :3 is another pwisonyew UwU that I uWu sav'd, +OwO Who shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died when ^.^ Cwaudio lost his ÚwÚ head; +UwU As >_< wike ^w^ awmost ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio as :3 himsewf. [Unmuffwes >_< CWAUDIO] +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >_< wike >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu fow his :33 sake +^-^ Is ^.^ he pardon'd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU wuvwy UwU sake, +>w< Give me >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and uWu say you uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ minye, +ÚwÚ He :3 is my bwothew ^w^ too. But >_< fittew UwU time uWu fow ;;w;; that. +By :3 this Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; pewceives :33 he's >_< safe; +x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 a UwU quick'nying in his >w< eye. +Weww, OwO Angewo, >_> youw evil >_> quits you :33 weww. +Wook UwU that you love >_> youw ^-^ wife; xDD hew wowth wowth ^w^ youws. +I find OwO an :3 apt >_> wemission in mysewf; +And ÚwÚ yet >w< hewe's ^-^ onye in place I cannyot ;;w;; pawdon. +ÚwÚ To Lucio] :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU that knew me uWu fow :3 a fool, :3 a xDD cowawd, +>_< Onye >w< aww >_> of luxury, OwO an ass, :3 a >w< madman! +OwO Whewein ^.^ have I OwO so deserv'd >_> of you +:33 That you UwU extow me ^.^ thus? +uWu WUCIO. OwO Faith, my lord, I xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu but >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu twick. +>w< If you uWu wiww >_> hang me uWu fow it, you :3 may; uWu but I xDD had wathew ^.^ it would +>w< pwease you I UwU might >w< be ^-^ whipt. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whipt :33 fiwst, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd >w< aftew. +UwU Pwocwaim it, uWu Pwovost, x3 wound about OwO the >_< city, +>w< If ^-^ any ^-^ woman wrong'd uWu by :3 this :3 wewd ÚwÚ fewwow- +UwU As I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf :33 thewe's ^-^ onye +x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; begot with OwO chiwd, let xDD hew appear, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. The ^w^ nyuptiaw finyish'd, +>_> Wet him >w< be uWu whipt ÚwÚ and >_> hang'd. +uWu WUCIO. I uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 a whowe. Your +Highness ^w^ said x3 even :3 nyow I :3 made you :3 a UwU duke; good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ wecompense me in :33 making me :3 a cuckold. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +x3 Thy swandews I x3 fowgive; ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw +Remit >w< thy uWu othew ^w^ fowfeits. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to prison; +And UwU see ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe hewein >_< executed. +uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwying :3 a x3 punk, my lord, :3 is >_> pwessing ^-^ to >_< death, whipping, +ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Swandewing :3 a pwince ^-^ desewves it. +>_< Exeunt OFFICEWS with WUCIO +^.^ She, :33 Cwaudio, UwU that you >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ wook you :33 westowe. +Joy ^-^ to you, >w< Mawianya! ^-^ Wuv UwU hew, Angelo; +I ^.^ have x3 confess'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow xDD hew ;;w;; viwtue. +ÚwÚ Thanks, good fwiend >w< Escawus, uWu fow >w< thy >w< much uWu goodnyess; +There's ^-^ mowe >_> behind UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; gwatuwate. +ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Pwovost, uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >_> secwecy; +We uWu shaww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a worthier :3 pwace. +uWu Fowgive ^w^ him, OwO Angewo, UwU that ^w^ bwought you UwU home +The head >_> of ^-^ Wagozinye uWu fow ^w^ Cwaudio's: +^-^ Th' OwO offence pawdons itself. UwU Deaw Isabew, +I ^.^ have :3 a motion >w< much impowts >_> youw >w< good; +xDD Wheweto ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww :3 a willing ear >_> incwinye, +What's >_< minye :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and what :3 is x3 youws :3 is x3 minye. +UwU So, bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pawace, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww show +What's ÚwÚ yet >_> behind that's ^.^ meet you >w< aww shouwd know. +>_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ 1597 + +OwO THE MERCHANT >_< OF xDD VENyICE + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE +OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia +OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of Venyice +;;w;; BASSANyIO, his OwO fwiend, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia +SOLANIO, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and OwO Bassanyio +SALERIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +>w< GWATIANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ WOWENZO, in love with xDD Jessica +SHYLOCK, :3 a rich OwO Jew +TUBAL, :3 a :3 Jew, his fwiend +^.^ WAUNCEWOT uWu GOBBO, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Shywock +OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, fathew ^-^ to OwO Wauncewot +LEONARDO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Bassanyio +BALTHASAR, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Powtia +STEPHANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " + +;;w;; POWTIA, :3 a rich heiress +:3 NyEWISSA, xDD hew >_< waiting-maid +UwU JESSICA, daughter ^-^ to :3 Shywock + +Magnificoes >_> of >_> Venyice, Officers >_> of OwO the ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Justice, +Gaoler, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +>_> Venyice, ÚwÚ and PORTIA'S house at ^w^ Bewmont + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ;;w;; ANTONyIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO + +x3 ANTONyIO. UwU In UwU sooth, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why I x3 am OwO so :33 sad. +^w^ It weawies me; you uWu say ^.^ it weawies OwO you; +But how I >_> caught it, ;;w;; found it, ^w^ ow came uWu by it, +What stuff 'tis :3 made :33 of, ^w^ wheweof ^.^ it :3 is :33 bown, +I x3 am ^-^ to weawn; +And such :3 a want-wit >w< sadnyess makes >_> of me +:33 That I ^.^ have >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. +>w< SAWEWIO. Your :33 mind :3 is tossing uWu on OwO the >w< ocean; +Thewe xDD whewe >_> youw >_> awgosies, with powtwy OwO saiw- +;;w;; Wike >_< signyiows ÚwÚ and rich :3 buwghews uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwood, +Ow as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ pageants >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sea- +Do :3 uvwpeew OwO the :33 petty ^w^ twaffickews, +:33 That ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ do them reverence, +UwU As uWu they UwU fwy uWu by them with theiw woven x3 wings. +:3 SOWANyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, xDD had I such venture >w< fowth, +The better part >_> of my ÚwÚ affections would +Be with my OwO hopes abwoad. I shouwd >w< be still +Plucking OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD whewe OwO sits OwO the wind, +Peering in ÚwÚ maps uWu fow uWu powts, ÚwÚ and x3 piews, ÚwÚ and uWu woads; +And every object UwU that UwU might ^-^ make me ;;w;; feaw +^-^ Misfowtunye ^-^ to my OwO ventuwes, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, +Wouwd ^-^ make me :33 sad. +>w< SAWEWIO. UwU My wind, cooling my broth, +Wouwd blow me ^-^ to OwO an ague when I ^w^ thought +What harm :3 a ^.^ wind xDD too gweat UwU might ^-^ do at >_> sea. +I shouwd ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the :33 sandy hour-glass run +But I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and >_> of fwats, +And UwU see my >w< weawthy :3 Andwew ^-^ dock'd in :33 sand, +Vailing xDD hew UwU high :3 top wowew than xDD hew xDD wibs +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew buwiaw. ;;w;; Shouwd I >w< go ^-^ to church +And UwU see OwO the holy edifice >_> of ^.^ stonye, +And ^.^ nyot >_< bethink me straight >_> of dangewous rocks, +>w< Which, ^w^ touching uWu but my gentwe >_> vessew's >w< side, +Wouwd scatter >w< aww xDD hew x3 spices uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, +:3 Enwobe OwO the roaring UwU watews with my silks, +And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu but x3 even :3 nyow wowth this, +And :3 nyow wowth :3 nyothing? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ thought +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu on this, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww I wack OwO the ^w^ thought +:33 That such :3 a xDD thing >_< bechanc'd would ^-^ make me sad? +But tell ^.^ nyot me; I xDD knyow ^-^ Antonyio +^-^ Is >_> sad ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon his ^.^ mewchandise. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, no; I :3 thank my >_> fowtunye uWu fow it, +UwU My ventures awe ^.^ nyot in ^-^ onye xDD bottom twusted, +Nyow ^-^ to ^-^ onye >w< pwace; :3 nyow :3 is my xDD whowe ^-^ estate +:3 Upon OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ yeaw; +OwO Thewefowe my mewchandise makes me ^.^ nyot :33 sad. +:3 SOWANyIO. UwU Why then you awe in wuv. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, fie! +:3 SOWANyIO. :3 Nyot in love >w< nyeithew? ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu say you awe >_> sad +xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :3 mewwy; ÚwÚ and 'twere as :33 easy +>_< Fow you ^-^ to waugh ÚwÚ and :33 weap ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe uWu mewwy, +xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :33 sad. Nyow, uWu by >_< two-headed :33 Janyus, +:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath x3 fwam'd ÚwÚ stwange xDD fewwows in xDD hew ^w^ time: +uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww xDD evewmowe UwU peep OwO thwough theiw >_> eyes, +And waugh >_< wike ;;w;; pawwots at :3 a >_< bag-pipew; +And uWu othew >_> of such ÚwÚ vinyegaw aspect +:33 That they'll ^.^ nyot show theiw UwU teeth in uWu way >_> of >_> smiwe +^-^ Though Nestor uWu sweaw OwO the ÚwÚ jest >w< be waughabwe. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ^.^ WOWENZO, ÚwÚ and :33 GWATIANyO + +;;w;; Hewe comes Bassanyio, >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe kinsman, +Gratiano ÚwÚ and :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; +We xDD weave you :3 nyow with better :33 company. +>w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ have :33 stay'd ÚwÚ tiww I xDD had :3 made you uWu mewwy, +>w< If worthier fwiends xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< pwevented >_> me. +x3 ANTONyIO. Your wowth :3 is vewy dear in my uWu wegawd. +I UwU take ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ^-^ businyess calls uWu on you, +And you ^w^ embwace th' >w< occasion ^-^ to depart. +>w< SAWEWIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, my good wowds. +BASSANyIO. Good >_< signyiows ^.^ both, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< waugh? Say when. +You gwow >w< exceeding >_< stwange; >w< must ^.^ it >w< be so? +>w< SAWEWIO. >w< We'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw leisures ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ youws. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO +LORENZO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; found Antonyio, +We two uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; uWu but at >w< dinnyew-time, +I pray you, ^.^ have in :33 mind xDD whewe ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ meet. +BASSANyIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw you. +:3 GWATIANyO. You ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot well, UwU Signyiow ÚwÚ Antonyio; +You ^.^ have xDD too >w< much >_< wespect x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +^.^ They wose ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ do ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >w< much cawe. +>_< Bewieve uWu me, you awe mawvewwouswy >_< chang'd. +x3 ANTONyIO. I howd OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but as OwO the UwU wowwd, Gratiano- +OwO A xDD stage, xDD whewe every man >w< must xDD pway :3 a UwU pawt, +And >_< minye :3 a >_> sad ^w^ onye. +:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the >_> foow. +x3 With uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter let ^.^ owd wrinkles x3 come; +And let my liver wathew heat with xDD winye +>w< Than my OwO heawt cool with :33 mowtifying x3 gwoans. +UwU Why shouwd :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is warm within +>_> Sit >_< wike his :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ cut in :3 awabastew, +^w^ Sweep when ^.^ he :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and cweep OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ jaundice +By being :3 peevish? I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Antonio- +I love ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and 'tis my love UwU that >_> speaks- +Thewe awe :3 a sort >_> of x3 men uWu whose >_> visages +Do OwO cweam ÚwÚ and mantle >_< wike :3 a standing pond, +And ^-^ do :3 a wilful :3 stiwwnyess ^.^ entewtain, +x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to >w< be dress'd in OwO an >_< opinyion +x3 Of ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ gwavity, :3 pwofound conceit; +UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I x3 am Sir Owacwe, +And when I ;;w;; ope my lips let nyo ^.^ dog bawk.' +:3 O my Antonyio, I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ these +:33 That OwO thewefowe only awe weputed xDD wise +>_< Fow ^.^ saying OwO nyothing; xDD when, I x3 am vewy ;;w;; suwe, +>w< If uWu they shouwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^w^ awmost x3 damn x3 those ears +>w< Which, hearing ;;w;; them, would caww theiw bwothews fools. +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this another xDD time. +But >_< fish ^.^ nyot with :3 this >_> mewanchowy :33 bait +>_< Fow :3 this OwO foow gudgeon, :3 this ^-^ opinyion. +^w^ Come, good :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww :33 awhiwe; +I'll ^-^ end my exhowtation aftew uWu dinnyew. +LORENZO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD weave you then ÚwÚ tiww dinner-time. +I >w< must >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same OwO dumb xDD wise ^-^ men, +>_< Fow Gratiano never UwU wets me speak. +:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ keep me >_> company uWu but two years moe, +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of UwU thinye >_> own OwO tongue. +x3 ANTONyIO. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; I'll gwow :3 a :33 tawkew uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. +:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Thanks, >w< i' :33 faith, uWu fow siwence :3 is only commendabwe +UwU In :3 a ^.^ nyeat's :33 tongue dried, ÚwÚ and :3 a maid ^.^ nyot vendible. +>_< Exeunt :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO +x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^w^ anything ^w^ nyow? +BASSANyIO. Gratiano ^-^ speaks OwO an >_< infinyite ^-^ deaw >_> of nothing, ^-^ mowe than +^-^ any man in >w< aww Venyice. His reasons awe as two :33 gwains >_> of ^w^ wheat hid +ÚwÚ in, two bushews >_> of xDD chaff: you uWu shaww >w< seek >w< aww :3 day ewe you find +;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have them uWu they awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the search. +x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weww; tell me :3 nyow what wady :3 is OwO the >_> same +ÚwÚ To xDD whom you :33 swowe :3 a >w< secwet ^.^ piwgwimage, +:33 That you OwO to-day OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to tell me x3 of? +BASSANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, Antonyio, +OwO How >w< much I ^.^ have disabwed >_< minye ^-^ estate +By xDD something xDD showing :3 a ^-^ mowe ;;w;; swewwing powt +>w< Than my ^.^ faint :3 means would gwant ^-^ continyuance; +Nyow ^-^ do I :3 nyow ^-^ make ^.^ moan ^-^ to >w< be abwidg'd +From such :3 a x3 nyobwe rate; uWu but my >_> chief cawe +^-^ Is ^-^ to come ^w^ faiwwy x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat debts +OwO Whewein my UwU time, xDD something xDD too ;;w;; pwodigaw, +;;w;; Hath weft me gag'd. ÚwÚ To you, Antonyio, +I owe OwO the ÚwÚ most, in money ÚwÚ and in :33 wuv; +And ^-^ fwom >_> youw love I ^.^ have :3 a wawwanty +ÚwÚ To ^w^ unbuwden >w< aww my >_< pwots ÚwÚ and >w< puwposes +OwO How ^-^ to >_< get ;;w;; cweaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the debts I ^-^ owe. +x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, good Bassanyio, let me xDD knyow xDD it; +And ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand, as you yourself still uWu do, +xDD Within OwO the eye >_> of xDD honyouw, >w< be assur'd +UwU My ^-^ puwse, my ^.^ pewson, my UwU extwemest means, +Wie >w< aww >_> unwock'd ^-^ to >_> youw occasions. +BASSANyIO. UwU In my ^-^ schoow-days, when I xDD had lost ^-^ onye UwU shaft, +I shot his :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same flight +The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< way, with ^-^ mowe advised xDD watch, +ÚwÚ To find OwO the uWu othew fowth; ÚwÚ and uWu by adventuring uWu both +I ^w^ oft ;;w;; found >_> both. I :3 uwge :3 this ÚwÚ chiwdhood proof, +xDD Because what UwU fowwows :3 is ÚwÚ puwe innocence. +I owe you :33 much; :3 and, >_< wike :3 a wilful youth, +:33 That ;;w;; which I owe :3 is UwU wost; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To >_> shoot another awwow UwU that uWu sewf uWu way +^w^ Which you >_> did >_> shoot OwO the :33 fiwst, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, +UwU As I uWu wiww watch OwO the :3 aim, ^w^ ow ^-^ to find ^.^ both, +Ow bwing >_> youw wattew ;;w;; hazawd xDD back UwU again +And :3 thankfuwwy west UwU debtow uWu fow OwO the >_> fiwst. +x3 ANTONyIO. You xDD knyow me well, ÚwÚ and hewein uWu spend uWu but UwU time +ÚwÚ To ^.^ wind about my love with xDD ciwcumstance; +And >_< out >_> of x3 doubt you ^-^ do me :3 nyow ^-^ mowe :33 wwong +UwU In :33 making xDD question >_> of my xDD uttewmost +>w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had :3 made ^.^ waste >_> of >w< aww I have. +;;w;; Then ^-^ do uWu but uWu say ^-^ to me what I shouwd ^-^ do +:33 That in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ may uWu by me >w< be >_< donye, +And I x3 am prest x3 unto xDD it; ^.^ thewefowe, speak. +BASSANyIO. UwU In ^w^ Bewmont :3 is :3 a wady richly left, +And ^.^ she :3 is fair :3 and, ^-^ faiwew than UwU that ;;w;; wowd, +x3 Of :3 wondwous virtues. >_< Sometimes ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes +I >_> did weceive fair ^.^ speechwess >_< messages. +Her name :3 is Powtia- nyothing UwU undewvawu'd +ÚwÚ To x3 Cato's >_> daughtew, ^w^ Bwutus' uWu Powtia. +Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew xDD wowth; +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 winds blow in ^-^ fwom every >w< coast +Renowned >_< suitows, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^w^ sunny wocks +>w< Hang uWu on xDD hew OwO tempwes >_< wike :3 a gowden >_> fweece, +^w^ Which makes xDD hew x3 seat >_> of ^w^ Bewmont Colchos' stwond, +And many Jasons come in x3 quest >_> of :3 hew. +:3 O my Antonyio, xDD had I uWu but OwO the :3 means +ÚwÚ To howd :3 a rival place with ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, +I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind presages me such :33 thwift +:33 That I shouwd UwU questionwess >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. +x3 ANTONyIO. Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes awe at xDD sea; +ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^.^ have I money :3 nyow UwU commodity +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent >_< sum; OwO thewefowe >w< go >w< fowth, +>_> Twy what my ÚwÚ cwedit can in Venyice do; +:33 That uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wack'd, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ Bewmont ^-^ to fair uWu Powtia. +uWu Go ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< inquiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, +:3 Whewe money >_> is; ÚwÚ and I nyo xDD question ^-^ make +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> of my xDD twust ^w^ ow uWu fow my sake. >_< Exeunt + + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house + +x3 Entew PORTIA with xDD hew waiting-woman, NyEWISSA + +PORTIA. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; Nyewissa, my wittwe ÚwÚ body :3 is aweary >_> of :3 this +gweat world. +NyEWISSA. You would ^.^ be, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD misewies ;;w;; wewe in OwO the +>_> same abundance as >_> youw good :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aught I +>_> see, uWu they awe as uWu sick UwU that >w< suwfeit with xDD too >w< much as uWu they UwU that +stawve with nothing. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU mean xDD happinyess, ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be +seated in OwO the uWu mean: OwO supewfwuity come sooner uWu by >_> white >w< haiws, uWu but +>_> competency ;;w;; wives longer. +PORTIA. Good sentences, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww pwonyounc'd. +NyEWISSA. ^.^ They would >w< be :3 bettew, ^-^ if ;;w;; weww >w< fowwowed. +PORTIA. >w< If ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; wewe as :33 easy as ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to uWu do, +chapews xDD had >_< been uWu chuwches, ÚwÚ and UwU poow xDD men's cottages ^-^ pwinces' +OwO pawaces. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a good >_< divinye UwU that UwU fowwows his >_> own instructions; I +can ^-^ easiew teach twenty what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye than ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye +>_> of OwO the twenty ^-^ to follow >_< minye >_> own xDD teaching. The bwain ^-^ may devise +^-^ waws uWu fow OwO the blood, uWu but :3 a ^.^ hot uWu tempew weaps o'ew :3 a x3 cowd decwee; +such :3 a ^-^ hawe :3 is UwU madnyess OwO the youth, ^-^ to ÚwÚ skip o'ew OwO the OwO meshes >_> of good +counsew OwO the cripple. But :3 this weasonying :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to +OwO choose me :3 a >_> husband. :3 O uWu me, OwO the >_> wowd ;;w;; 'choose'! I ^-^ may neither +OwO choose ^-^ who I would :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse ^-^ who I >_< diswike; OwO so :3 is OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a +:3 wiving daughter :33 cuwb'd uWu by OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a UwU dead father. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +xDD hawd, ;;w;; Nyewissa, UwU that I cannyot OwO choose one, :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse >_> nyonye? +NyEWISSA. Your fathew ÚwÚ was >w< evew viwtuous, ÚwÚ and holy x3 men at theiw death +^.^ have good >_< inspiwations; OwO thewefowe OwO the wott'wy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +devised in ^.^ these three chests, >_> of ^.^ gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and wead- ^w^ wheweof +^-^ who ÚwÚ chooses his meaning ÚwÚ chooses :3 you- uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt never >w< be +:3 chosen uWu by ^-^ any >w< wightwy uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ who you uWu shaww >w< wightwy wuv. But +what x3 wawmth :3 is there in >_> youw xDD affection towards ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these +>_< pwincewy suitows UwU that awe already ^.^ come? +PORTIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee over-name them; ÚwÚ and as :3 thou :3 nyamest ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww +>_< descwibe them; ÚwÚ and >w< accowding ^-^ to my xDD descwiption, ^w^ wevew at my +UwU affection. +NyEWISSA. First, there :3 is OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan pwince. +PORTIA. >w< Ay, that's :3 a colt :3 indeed, uWu fow ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but talk >_> of +his x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he makes ^.^ it :3 a gweat appwopwiation ^-^ to his >_> own good +pawts UwU that ^.^ he can :33 shoe him ;;w;; himsewf; I x3 am >w< much ÚwÚ afeaw'd my wady his +mothew >_> pway'd false with :3 a OwO smith. +NyEWISSA. ;;w;; Then :3 is there OwO the :33 County Pawatinye. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ He doth nyothing uWu but ^.^ fwown, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say ^w^ 'An you uWu wiww +^.^ nyot ^.^ have uWu me, choose.' ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws >_> mewwy tales ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes not. I ;;w;; feaw +^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO the weeping philosopher when ^.^ he grows >_> owd, being OwO so +:33 fuww >_> of >_> unmannyewwy >w< sadnyess in his uWu youth. I xDD had wathew >w< be married +^-^ to :3 a >_< death's-head with :3 a ^.^ bonye in his OwO mouth than ^-^ to ;;w;; eithew >_> of +:3 these. :3 God ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom ^.^ these :3 two! +NyEWISSA. OwO How uWu say you uWu by OwO the xDD Fwench lord, :33 Monsieuw We uWu Bon? +PORTIA. :3 God :3 made ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe let him xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD man. UwU In +truth, I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 mockew, uWu but he- >_> why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a +horse better than OwO the ^-^ Nyeapowitan's, :3 a better OwO bad :33 habit >_> of +uWu fwownying than OwO the UwU Count Palatine; ^.^ he :3 is every man in nyo xDD man. >w< If :3 a +^-^ thwostwe sing ^.^ he ^.^ fawws straight uWu a-cap'wing; ^.^ he uWu wiww :33 fence with +his >_> own x3 shadow; ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ him, I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy twenty +x3 husbands. >w< If ^.^ he would :3 despise uWu me, I would forgive him; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he +love me ^-^ to UwU madnyess, I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ wequite >_> him. +NyEWISSA. What uWu say you then ^-^ to :33 Fawconbwidge, OwO the x3 young xDD bawon >_> of +Engwand? +PORTIA. You xDD knyow I uWu say nyothing ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands ^.^ nyot uWu me, +:3 nyow I UwU him: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath neither UwU Watin, x3 Fwench, :3 nyow ÚwÚ Itawian, ÚwÚ and you +uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw UwU that I ^.^ have :3 a UwU poow uWu pennywowth +in OwO the Engwish. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man's picture; uWu but alas, ^-^ who can +;;w;; convewse with :3 a >_< dumb-show? OwO How :3 oddwy ^.^ he :3 is >_> suited! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he +bought his ÚwÚ doubwet in >_< Itawy, his x3 wound hose in UwU Fwance, his bonnyet +in >_< Gewmany, ÚwÚ and his >_> behaviouw x3 evewywhewe. +NyEWISSA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish lord, his nyeighbouw? +PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a neighbourly charity in ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he OwO bowwowed +:3 a ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear >_> of OwO the Englishman, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe ^.^ he would pay him +UwU again when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was abwe; I ÚwÚ think OwO the uWu Fwenchman became his surety, +ÚwÚ and seal'd uWu undew uWu fow >_> anyothew. +NyEWISSA. OwO How >_< wike you OwO the x3 young >_> Gewman, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Saxony's +:33 nyephew? +PORTIA. Very vilely in OwO the xDD mownying when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ sobew; ÚwÚ and UwU most +vilely in OwO the afternoon when ^.^ he :3 is dwunk. When ^.^ he :3 is best, ^.^ he :3 is +:3 a wittwe >_< wowse than :3 a man, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 is worst, ^.^ he :3 is wittwe +better than :3 a beast. An OwO the wowst ^-^ faww UwU that >w< evew fell, I >w< hope I +uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ without >_> him. +NyEWISSA. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd :3 offew ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and OwO choose OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, +you shouwd ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to OwO pewfowm >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, ^-^ if you shouwd +^w^ wefuse ^-^ to accept >_> him. +PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the worst, I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD set :3 a ^-^ deep +:3 gwass >_> of ^-^ Whenyish xDD winye uWu on OwO the contrary >_> casket; uWu fow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be +within ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO temptation ^-^ without, I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO choose it. I +uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU anything, ;;w;; Nyewissa, ewe I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a OwO sponge. +NyEWISSA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot feaw, >w< wady, OwO the having ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these lords; +uWu they ^.^ have acquainted me with theiw determinations, ;;w;; which :3 is +>_< indeed ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to theiw home, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to twoubwe you with nyo ^-^ mowe +^.^ suit, unwess you ^-^ may >w< be xDD won uWu by >w< some uWu othew sort than >_> youw >_< fathew's +>_< imposition, depending uWu on OwO the ^-^ caskets. +PORTIA. >w< If I live ^-^ to >w< be as ^.^ owd as Sibylla, I uWu wiww die as >_< chaste as +Diana, unwess I >w< be obtained uWu by OwO the manner >_> of my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. I +x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 this uWu pawcew >_> of wooews awe OwO so x3 weasonyabwe; uWu fow there :3 is ^.^ nyot +^-^ onye UwU among them uWu but I dote uWu on his vewy x3 absence, ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God +gwant them :3 a fair departure. +NyEWISSA. Do you ^.^ nyot :33 wemembew, >w< wady, in >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU time, :3 a +Venyetian, :3 a :3 schowaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that came UwU hithew in >_> company >_> of +OwO the UwU Mawquis >_> of xDD Montfewwat? +PORTIA. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was Bassanio; as I xDD think, OwO so ÚwÚ was ^.^ he caww'd. +NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ madam; >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men UwU that >w< evew my foowish eyes +^.^ wook'd OwO upon, ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best ^w^ desewving :3 a fair >_< wady. +PORTIA. I wemembew him well, ÚwÚ and I wemembew him >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy +:3 pwaise. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? +SERVINGMAN. The ;;w;; fouw :3 stwangews >w< seek uWu fow you, UwU madam, ^-^ to UwU take theiw +:33 weave; ÚwÚ and there :3 is :3 a forerunner come ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fifth, OwO the Prince >_> of +Morocco, ^-^ who brings >_> wowd OwO the Prince his ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here +to-nyight. +PORTIA. >w< If I :33 couwd ;;w;; bid OwO the fifth ^-^ wewcome with OwO so good OwO heawt as I +can ;;w;; bid OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ faweweww, I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of his +approach; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 a uWu saint ÚwÚ and OwO the complexion +>_> of :3 a x3 deviw, I xDD had wathew ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ shwive me than OwO wive >_> me. +^w^ Come, ^-^ Nyewissa. Sirrah, >w< go >_> befowe. +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we OwO shut OwO the xDD gate x3 upon ^-^ onye wooew, another :3 knyocks at OwO the +^w^ doow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Venyice. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew uWu BASSANyIO x3 With >w< SHYWOCK OwO the OwO Jew + +SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- :33 weww. +BASSANyIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow three months. +SHYLOCK. >_< Fow three x3 months- :33 weww. +BASSANyIO. >_< Fow OwO the which, as I told you, ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww >w< be bound. +SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ bound- :33 weww. +BASSANyIO. May you stead x3 me? uWu Wiww you ^w^ pweasuwe x3 me? :33 Shaww I xDD knyow >_> youw +OwO answew? +SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu fow three x3 months, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio bound. +BASSANyIO. Your ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ;;w;; that. +SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio :3 is :3 a good xDD man. +BASSANyIO. >_< Have you heard ^-^ any xDD imputation ^-^ to OwO the >w< contwawy? +SHYLOCK. xDD Ho, no, no, no, no; my meaning in ^.^ saying ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good man +:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have you undewstand me UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ sufficient; ÚwÚ yet his :3 means +awe in >_< supposition: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an argosy bound ^-^ to ^-^ Twipowis, another +^-^ to OwO the :33 Indies; I >w< undewstand, x3 moweuvw, x3 upon OwO the UwU Wiawto, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a +third at uWu Mexico, :3 a >w< fouwth uWu fow xDD Engwand- ÚwÚ and uWu othew ventures ^.^ he +;;w;; hath, ^-^ squand'wed abwoad. But ^-^ ships awe uWu but :3 boawds, :33 saiwows uWu but +^w^ men; there >w< be x3 wand-wats ÚwÚ and ^.^ watew-wats, :33 watew-thieves ÚwÚ and +OwO wand-thieves- I UwU mean UwU piwates; ÚwÚ and then there :3 is OwO the peril >_> of +waters, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and rocks. The man ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, +sufficient. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ may UwU take his uWu bond. +BASSANyIO. Be assur'd you OwO may. +SHYLOCK. I uWu wiww >w< be assur'd I :3 may; :3 and, UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be assured, I +uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. May I speak with Antonio? +BASSANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu dinye with ÚwÚ us. +SHYLOCK. x3 Yes, ^-^ to smell OwO powk, ^-^ to xDD eat >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ habitation ;;w;; which >_> youw +:3 pwophet, OwO the >w< Nyazawite, conjuwed OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; into! I uWu wiww ^-^ buy with +you, ;;w;; seww with you, talk with you, ÚwÚ wawk with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so +following; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat with you, dwink with you, :3 nyow pray +with you. What UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO + +BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. +SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying publican ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! +I UwU hate him uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a Chwistian; +But ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU that in low simplicity +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends >_< out money gratis, ÚwÚ and brings ;;w;; down +The ^.^ wate >_> of OwO usance here with OwO us in Venyice. +>w< If I can catch him UwU once x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hip, +I uWu wiww :33 feed UwU fat OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge I bear >_> him. +ÚwÚ He OwO hates ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed >_< nyation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he waiws, +>_< Even there xDD whewe merchants UwU most ^-^ do ;;w;; congwegate, +uWu On uWu me, my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ and my weww-won ;;w;; thwift, +^w^ Which ^.^ he calls interest. uWu Cuwsed >w< be my ÚwÚ twibe +>w< If I forgive :3 him! +BASSANyIO. >w< Shywock, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? +SHYLOCK. I x3 am >_> debating >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent store, +And, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ guess >_> of my memory, +I cannyot OwO instantwy ÚwÚ waise OwO up OwO the :3 gwoss +x3 Of :33 fuww three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ Tubaw, :3 a >w< weawthy ^.^ Hebwew >_> of my ^-^ twibe, +uWu Wiww >_> fuwnyish >_> me. But ^.^ soft! how many ^.^ months +Do you ^-^ desiwe? uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] ÚwÚ West you :33 faiw, good UwU signyiow; +Your wowship ÚwÚ was OwO the last man in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouths. +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Shywock, :3 awbeit I neither lend :3 nyow borrow +By ^-^ taking :3 nyow uWu by giving >_> of >_> excess, +xDD Yet, ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the wipe ÚwÚ wants >_> of my OwO fwiend, +I'll >_< bweak :3 a x3 custom. uWu [To BASSANIO] ^-^ Is ^.^ he ÚwÚ yet ^-^ possess'd +OwO How >w< much ye x3 wouwd? +SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. +x3 ANTONyIO. And uWu fow three months. +SHYLOCK. I xDD had fowgot- three ;;w;; months; you told me ÚwÚ so. +^.^ Weww then, >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; :3 and, let me UwU see- uWu but hear you, +>_> Methoughts you ^w^ said you neither lend :3 nyow borrow +:3 Upon UwU advantage. +x3 ANTONyIO. I ^-^ do never ;;w;; use it. +SHYLOCK. When Jacob gwaz'd his uncwe ^w^ Waban's ^w^ sheep- +:3 This Jacob ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw holy xDD Abwam OwO was, +UwU As his xDD wise mothew wrought in his :3 behawf, +The third :3 possessow; ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the third- +x3 ANTONyIO. And what >_> of OwO him? OwO Did ^.^ he UwU take ^.^ intewest? +SHYLOCK. No, ^.^ nyot UwU take x3 intewest; ;;w;; nyot, as you would ÚwÚ say, +Directly int'rest; mark what Jacob OwO did: +When x3 Waban ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ compwomis'd +:33 That >w< aww OwO the uWu eanwings ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe >w< stweak'd ÚwÚ and :33 pied +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ faww as :33 Jacob's hire, OwO the ;;w;; ewes, being wank, +UwU In ^-^ end >_> of autumn ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the rams; +And when OwO the wowk >_> of xDD genyewation ÚwÚ was +>w< Between ^.^ these woolly :33 bweedews in OwO the ^-^ act, +The >w< skiwfuw shephewd :33 piww'd me ÚwÚ cewtain UwU wands, +And, in OwO the UwU doing >_> of OwO the deed >_> of kind, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ stuck them OwO up before OwO the >_> fuwsome ;;w;; ewes, +Who, then ^-^ conceiving, >_> did in eanying UwU time +UwU Faww ^-^ pawti-cowouw'd lambs, ÚwÚ and x3 those ;;w;; wewe >_> Jacob's. +:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu way ^-^ to thrive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 bwest; +And :33 thwift :3 is OwO bwessing, ^-^ if x3 men >_< steaw ^.^ it not. +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ventuwe, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Jacob sewv'd UwU fow; +OwO A xDD thing ^.^ nyot in his power ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, +But xDD sway'd ÚwÚ and fashion'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of >_< heaven. +>_> Was :3 this ^-^ insewted ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; intewest :3 good? +Ow :3 is >_> youw gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew xDD ewes ÚwÚ and xDD wams? +SHYLOCK. I cannyot UwU teww; I ^-^ make ^.^ it breed as fast. +But ^-^ nyote uWu me, :33 signyiow. +x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk you this, Bassanyio, +The ^w^ deviw can uWu cite >_> Scwiptuwe uWu fow his uWu puwpose. +An evil ^w^ souw producing holy witness +^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a villain with :3 a :33 smiwing cheek, +OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy apple rotten at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ outside :3 fawsehood >_< hath! +SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- 'tis :3 a good x3 wound ^.^ sum. +>_< Thwee ^.^ months ^-^ fwom :33 twewve; then let me >_> see, OwO the wate- +x3 ANTONyIO. Weww, >w< Shywock, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to you? +SHYLOCK. UwU Signyiow Antonyio, many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft +UwU In OwO the Rialto you ^.^ have x3 wated me +About my moneys ÚwÚ and my usances; +OwO Stiww ^.^ have I ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it with :3 a uWu patient shwug, +>_< Fow ^w^ suff'wance :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 twibe; +You caww me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, +And UwU spit x3 upon my UwU Jewish gaberdine, +And >w< aww uWu fow ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_< minye >w< own. +^.^ Weww then, ^.^ it :3 nyow >_> appeaws you :3 nyeed my help; +uWu Go ^.^ to, then; you come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and you uWu say +;;w;; 'Shywock, ^-^ we would ^.^ have ÚwÚ monyeys.' You uWu say ;;w;; so- +You UwU that >_> did UwU void >_> youw rheum x3 upon my beard +And foot me as you x3 spuwn :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> cuw +Over >_> youw ^.^ thweshowd; moneys :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; suit. +What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot uWu say +;;w;; 'Hath :3 a ^.^ dog monyey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe +OwO A >_> cuw can lend three ^w^ thousand ducats?' Ow +:33 Shaww I ^-^ bend low :3 and, in :3 a bondman's key, +x3 With ^w^ bated >_> bweath ÚwÚ and whisp'ring humbwenyess, +Say :33 this: +'Fair ;;w;; siw, you UwU spit uWu on me uWu on Wednyesday ^w^ wast, +You spurn'd me such :3 a ÚwÚ day; another UwU time +You xDD caww'd me ^.^ dog; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these couwtesies +I'll lend you ;;w;; thus >w< much :33 monyeys'? +x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee OwO so uWu again, +ÚwÚ To UwU spit uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu again, ^-^ to x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt lend :3 this >_> monyey, lend ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +UwU As ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ fwiends- uWu fow when >_> did friendship UwU take +OwO A breed uWu fow xDD bawwen >w< metaw >_> of his uWu fwiend?- +But lend ^.^ it wathew ^-^ to UwU thinye enemy, +OwO Who ^-^ if ^.^ he >_< bweak :3 thou uWu mayst with better ;;w;; face +ÚwÚ Exact OwO the >_> penyawty. +SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, how you :33 stowm! +I would >w< be fwiends with you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> youw love, +^.^ Fowget OwO the uWu shames UwU that you ^.^ have :33 stain'd me OwO with, +xDD Suppwy >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent >w< wants, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo doit +x3 Of OwO usance uWu fow my :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. +:3 This :3 is >w< kind I ^.^ offew. +BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wewe kindness. +SHYLOCK. :3 This >_> kindnyess uWu wiww I show. +uWu Go with me ^-^ to :3 a notary, >w< seaw me there +Your >w< singwe bond, :3 and, in :3 a >_> mewwy sport, +>w< If you repay me ^.^ nyot uWu on such :3 a day, +UwU In such :3 a place, such sum ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums as awe +Express'd in OwO the condition, let OwO the uWu fowfeit +Be xDD nyominyated uWu fow OwO an >w< equaw :3 pound +x3 Of >_> youw fair x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 taken +UwU In what part >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^w^ pweaseth >_> me. +x3 ANTONyIO. Content, in ^w^ faith; I'll >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond, +And uWu say there :3 is >w< much >_> kindnyess in OwO the Jew. +BASSANyIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond uWu fow me; +I'll wathew ÚwÚ dweww in my nyecessity. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fowfeit xDD it; +xDD Within ^.^ these two x3 months- that's :3 a month before +:3 This bond ^w^ expiwes- I ^-^ do OwO expect xDD wetuwn +x3 Of ÚwÚ thwice three xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 this uWu bond. +SHYLOCK. :3 O fathew Abram, what ^.^ these :3 Chwistians awe, +uWu Whose >_> own ^-^ hawd ;;w;; deawings ÚwÚ teaches them :3 suspect +The >_> thoughts >_> of uWu othews! ;;w;; Pway you, tell me :33 this: +>w< If ^.^ he shouwd >_< bweak his day, what shouwd I >_< gain +By OwO the OwO exaction >_> of OwO the fowfeituwe? +OwO A :3 pound >_> of ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fwesh :3 taken ^-^ fwom :3 a man +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so estimabwe, profitable neither, +UwU As ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^w^ muttons, ^-^ beefs, ^w^ ow >_> goats. I ÚwÚ say, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his >_< favouw, I uWu extend :3 this ^-^ fwiendship; +>w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< adieu; +And, uWu fow my love, I pray you :33 wwong me not. +x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Yes, >w< Shywock, I uWu wiww >w< seaw x3 unto :3 this uWu bond. +SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ meet me >_> fowthwith at OwO the nyotawy's; +>w< Give him :3 diwection uWu fow :3 this >_> mewwy bond, +And I uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ and >_> puwse OwO the ^w^ ducats stwaight, +^w^ See ^-^ to my OwO house, weft in OwO the xDD feawfuw guawd +x3 Of OwO an uWu unthwifty >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy +I'll >w< be with you. +x3 ANTONyIO. Hie ^.^ thee, gentwe Jew. Exit >w< SHYWOCK +The ^.^ Hebwew uWu wiww xDD tuwn Christian: ^.^ he grows OwO kind. +BASSANyIO. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot fair >_> tewms ÚwÚ and :3 a villain's mind. +x3 ANTONyIO. Come OwO on; in :3 this there can >w< be nyo xDD dismay; +UwU My ^-^ ships come UwU home :3 a month before OwO the day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_> of MOWOCCO, :3 a uWu tawny Moor >w< aww in >_< white, +ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< FOWWOWEWS UwU accowdingwy, with ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and x3 twain + +PRINCE >_< OF uWu Mowocco. ^w^ Miswike me ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :3 compwexion, +The >_< shadowed x3 wivewy >_> of OwO the buwnyish'd >_> sun, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am :3 a uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_> bwed. +>_< Bwing me OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe nyowthwawd :33 bown, +:3 Whewe Phoebus' x3 fiwe scarce thaws OwO the :3 icicwes, +And let OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ incision uWu fow >_> youw love +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is reddest, his ^w^ ow x3 minye. +I tell ^.^ thee, >w< wady, :3 this aspect >_> of >_< minye +;;w;; Hath >_< feaw'd OwO the :3 vawiant; uWu by my love, I uWu sweaw +The best-wegawded :33 viwgins >_> of ^-^ ouw clime +>_< Have :33 wov'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. I would ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 this hue, +Except ^-^ to >_< steaw >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, my gentwe >w< queen. +PORTIA. UwU In >_> tewms >_> of UwU choice I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 sowewy wed +By nice :3 diwection >_> of :3 a maiden's ^w^ eyes; +UwU Besides, OwO the wott'wy >_> of my >w< destiny +:3 Baws me OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ vowuntawy OwO choosing. +But, ^-^ if my fathew xDD had ^.^ nyot scanted uWu me, +And ^w^ hedg'd me uWu by his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf +His UwU wife ^-^ who UwU wins me uWu by UwU that :3 means I told you, +Yourself, renowned Pwince, then ÚwÚ stood as fair +UwU As ^-^ any comew I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ÚwÚ yet +>_< Fow my UwU affection. +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. >_< Even uWu fow UwU that I :3 thank you. +:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the caskets +ÚwÚ To twy my xDD fowtunye. By :3 this :3 scimitaw, +:33 That slew OwO the Sophy ÚwÚ and :3 a Persian ^w^ pwince, +:33 That xDD won three fields >_> of x3 Suwtan >_> Sowyman, +I would >_> o'ewstawe OwO the UwU stewnyest eyes UwU that look, +xDD Outbwave OwO the OwO heawt UwU most daring uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, +:33 Pwuck OwO the x3 young >_< sucking >_< cubs ^-^ fwom OwO the she-beaw, +xDD Yea, xDD mock OwO the x3 wion when UwU 'a ^w^ woaws uWu fow xDD pwey, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win ^.^ thee, >_< wady. But, OwO awas OwO the whiwe! +>w< If xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and Lichas xDD pway at dice +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the better man, OwO the gweatew thwow +May xDD tuwn uWu by >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 weakew >w< band. +^w^ So :3 is Alcides >_> beaten uWu by his ^-^ page; +And OwO so ^-^ may OwO I, uWu bwind >_> Fowtunye leading uWu me, +uWu Miss UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ onye unwowthiew ^-^ may UwU attain, +And die with ;;w;; gwieving. +PORTIA. You >w< must UwU take >_> youw uWu chance, +And ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot ^-^ attempt ^-^ to OwO choose at aww, +Ow uWu sweaw before you choose, ^-^ if you OwO choose ^.^ wwong, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak ^-^ to wady aftewwawd +UwU In uWu way >_> of marriage; OwO thewefowe >w< be >w< advis'd. +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Nyow uWu wiww not; xDD come, bwing me x3 unto my chance. +PORTIA. First, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. :33 Aftew ;;w;; dinnyew +Your ;;w;; hazawd uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ made. +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Good >_> fowtunye then, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me bwest ^w^ ow uWu cuwsed'st UwU among >_< men! +^-^ [Cownyets, ÚwÚ and exeunt] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ GOBBO + +LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy my ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww sewve me ^-^ to run ^-^ fwom :3 this +OwO Jew my mastew. The x3 fiend :3 is at >_< minye >_< ewbow ÚwÚ and tempts uWu me, ^.^ saying +^-^ to me ^.^ 'Gobbo, OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, good :33 Wauncewot' ^w^ ow ^w^ 'good x3 Gobbo' ^w^ ow +^w^ 'good OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^.^ wegs, UwU take OwO the start, run away.' +UwU My ;;w;; conscience :33 says >_< 'Nyo; UwU take :3 heed, >w< honyest Wauncewot, UwU take :3 heed, +>w< honyest x3 Gobbo' ;;w;; ow, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, 'honest OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +wun; :33 scown x3 wunnying with >w< thy heews.' Weww, OwO the UwU most courageous +x3 fiend >_< bids me uWu pack. OwO 'Via!' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend; xDD 'away!' :33 says OwO the +:33 fiend. 'For OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; wouse OwO up :3 a bwave :33 mind' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend +^.^ 'and ^-^ wun.' Weww, my ^.^ conscience, :33 hanging about OwO the neck >_> of my +xDD heawt, :33 says vewy wisewy ^-^ to me >w< 'My >w< honyest fwiend Wauncewot, being +OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's >w< son' ^w^ ow wathew x3 'an >w< honyest :3 woman's :33 son'; uWu fow +>_< indeed my fathew >_> did xDD something UwU smack, xDD something gwow ^.^ to, ^.^ he xDD had :3 a +>w< kind >_> of UwU taste- well, my ;;w;; conscience :33 says OwO 'Wauncewot, :33 budge not.' +:33 'Budge,' :33 says OwO the :33 fiend. :3 'Budge ÚwÚ nyot,' :33 says my >_< conscience. +uWu 'Conscience,' uWu say OwO I, ^.^ (you counsew well.' ^-^ 'Fiend,' uWu say OwO I, >_< 'you +counsew well.' ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by my ^.^ conscience, I shouwd stay with +OwO the OwO Jew my :3 mastew, who- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of deviw; +:3 and, ^-^ to run away ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Jew, I shouwd >w< be ruled uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fiend, +who- saving >_> youw wevewence!- :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy OwO the +OwO Jew :3 is OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawnyation; :3 and, in my ^.^ conscience, my +;;w;; conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ hawd ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to counsew +me ^-^ to stay with OwO the Jew. The x3 fiend gives OwO the ^-^ mowe fwiendwy +x3 counsew. I uWu wiww ^-^ wun, x3 fiend; my ^.^ heews awe at >_> youw uWu commandment; I +uWu wiww uWu wun. + +x3 Entew OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, with :3 a basket + +GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young man, you, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to +^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? +LAUNCELOT. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O >_< heavens! :3 This :3 is my ^.^ twue-begotten fathew, +:3 who, being ^-^ mowe than sand-blind, high-gwavew :3 bwind, knows me not. +I uWu wiww twy >_> confusions with >_> him. +GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to +^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? +LAUNCELOT. OwO Tuwn OwO up uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand at OwO the next >w< tuwnying, ;;w;; but, at +OwO the next UwU tuwnying >_> of aww, uWu on >_> youw left; >w< mawwy, at OwO the vewy next +>w< tuwnying, xDD tuwn >_> of nyo ;;w;; hand, uWu but xDD tuwn ;;w;; down ÚwÚ indiwectwy ^-^ to OwO the :3 Jew's +>_< house. +GOBBO. Be God's UwU sonties, 'twill >w< be :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu way ^-^ to ;;w;; hit! ^w^ Can you tell +me whethew ^-^ onye Wauncewot, UwU that dwells with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ dweww with him ^w^ ow +nyo? +LAUNCELOT. x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk me +UwU nyow; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise OwO the waters.- x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew +Wauncewot? +GOBBO. :3 Nyo :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son; his fathew, >w< though I +;;w;; say't, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest >w< exceeding UwU poow man, :3 and, :3 God >w< be uWu thanked, ;;w;; weww +^-^ to wive. +LAUNCELOT. Weww, let his fathew >w< be what UwU 'a wiww, ^-^ we talk >_> of x3 young +^-^ Mastew Launcelot. +GOBBO. Your worship's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and Wauncewot, sir. +LAUNCELOT. But I pray you, x3 ewgo, ^.^ owd man, x3 ewgo, I uWu beseech you, talk +you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? +GOBBO. x3 Of Wauncewot, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw UwU mastewship. +LAUNCELOT. :33 Ewgo, ^-^ Mastew Launcelot. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot, +uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, >w< accowding ^-^ to :3 Fates ÚwÚ and Destinies +ÚwÚ and such uWu odd ÚwÚ sayings, OwO the Sisters >_< Thwee ÚwÚ and such branches >_> of +weawnying, :3 is >_< indeed deceased; ;;w;; ow, as you would uWu say in ;;w;; pwain +terms, gonye ^-^ to >_< heaven. +GOBBO. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! The :3 boy ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD staff >_> of my ^-^ age, my +vewy ^w^ pwop. +LAUNCELOT. Do I ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ ow :3 a huvw-post, :3 a xDD staff ^w^ ow :3 a +ÚwÚ pwop? Do you xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? +GOBBO. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, x3 young ^w^ gentweman; uWu but I pray +you tell uWu me, :3 is my xDD boy- :3 God west his >_> souw!- x3 awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? +LAUNCELOT. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? +GOBBO. Awack, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am ^-^ sand-bwind; I xDD knyow you not. +LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 indeed, ^-^ if you xDD had >_> youw >_> eyes, you UwU might x3 faiw >_> of OwO the +ÚwÚ knyowing :3 me: ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD wise fathew UwU that knows his >_> own chiwd. Weww, +^.^ owd man, I uWu wiww tell you UwU nyews >_> of >_> youw :33 son. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; +>w< twuth uWu wiww come ^-^ to ^-^ wight; murder cannyot >w< be hid xDD wong; :3 a ÚwÚ man's :3 son +>w< may, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >w< twuth uWu wiww >_< out. +GOBBO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ stand up; I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot OwO Wauncewot my +ÚwÚ boy. +LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO foowing about it, uWu but ^w^ give +me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; I x3 am Wauncewot, >_> youw :3 boy UwU that OwO was, >_> youw :3 son +UwU that ;;w;; is, >_> youw >w< chiwd UwU that uWu shaww UwU be. +GOBBO. I cannyot ÚwÚ think you awe my :33 son. +LAUNCELOT. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that; uWu but I x3 am +Wauncewot, OwO the :3 Jew's man, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe Margery >_> youw UwU wife :3 is my +mother. +GOBBO. Her name :3 is xDD Mawgewy, :3 indeed. I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be +Wauncewot, :3 thou art >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. Wowd >w< wowshipp'd +UwU might ^.^ he ^.^ be, what :3 a beard x3 hast :3 thou xDD got! Thou x3 hast ^w^ got ^-^ mowe >_< haiw +uWu on >w< thy chin than Dobbin my fill-horse >_> has uWu on his tail. +LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It shouwd seem, then, UwU that ÚwÚ Dobbin's x3 taiw grows backwawd; +I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ mowe >_< haiw >_> of his x3 taiw than I ^.^ have >_> of my ;;w;; face +when I last ^-^ saw >_> him. +GOBBO. :3 Wowd, how art :3 thou >_< chang'd! OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew +agree? I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :3 a pwesent. OwO How 'gree you ^w^ nyow? +LAUNCELOT. Weww, ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, as I ^.^ have xDD set OwO up my +west ^-^ to run ^w^ away, OwO so I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot west ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have run >w< some ground. +UwU My >_< mastew's :3 a vewy Jew. >w< Give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent! >w< Give him :3 a >_> hawtew. I +x3 am famish'd in his ^-^ sewvice; you ^-^ may tell every fingew I ^.^ have with +my >_> wibs. Father, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you awe x3 come; ^w^ give me >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to +^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew Bassanyio, ^-^ who >_< indeed gives x3 wawe OwO nyew uWu wivewies; ^-^ if I +sewve ^.^ nyot ^w^ him, I uWu wiww run as :3 faw as :3 God >_> has ^-^ any ground. :3 O x3 wawe +xDD fowtunye! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD man. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, fathew, uWu fow I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew, ^-^ if I +sewve OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ any longer. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, with LEONARDO, with :3 a x3 FOWWOWEW ^w^ ow two + +BASSANyIO. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< so; uWu but let ^.^ it >w< be OwO so hasted UwU that ^w^ suppew >w< be +ready at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu by five >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. ^w^ See ^.^ these letters +;;w;; dewivewed, >w< put OwO the ÚwÚ wivewies ^-^ to >w< making, ÚwÚ and desiwe Gratiano ^-^ to +come anon ^-^ to my >_< wodging. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT +LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, father. +GOBBO. :3 God bless >_> youw ^-^ wowship! +BASSANyIO. x3 Gwamewcy; wouldst :3 thou >w< aught with x3 me? +GOBBO. Here's my UwU son, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow xDD boy- +LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot :3 a UwU poow OwO boy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the rich :3 Jew's man, UwU that ÚwÚ wouwd, +;;w;; siw, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- +GOBBO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a gweat infection, ;;w;; siw, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sewve- +LAUNCELOT. :3 Indeed OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, I sewve OwO the :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and +^.^ have :3 a desiwe, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- +GOBBO. His ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and >_< he, saving >_> youw worship's reverence, awe +scarce :3 catew-cousins- +LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To >w< be brief, OwO the vewy >w< twuth :3 is UwU that OwO the :3 Jew, having x3 donye +me ^.^ wwong, doth cause uWu me, as my fathew, being I >w< hope OwO an ^.^ owd man, +uWu shaww UwU fwutify x3 unto :3 you- +GOBBO. I ^.^ have here :3 a dish >_> of doves UwU that I would bestow x3 upon >_> youw +:33 wowship; ÚwÚ and my suit UwU is- +LAUNCELOT. UwU In vewy brief, OwO the suit :3 is impewtinyent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, as +>_> youw wowship uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this >w< honyest ^.^ owd >w< man; :3 and, >w< though I uWu say +it, >w< though ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ yet UwU poow man, my father. +BASSANyIO. >_< Onye speak uWu fow >_> both. What would you? +LAUNCELOT. Sewve you, sir. +GOBBO. :33 That :3 is OwO the vewy x3 defect >_> of OwO the matter, sir. +BASSANyIO. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou x3 hast obtain'd >w< thy ;;w;; suit. +:3 Shywock >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD spoke with me :3 this day, +And ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwefeww'd ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ pwefewment +ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a rich :3 Jew's service ^-^ to ÚwÚ become +The fowwowew >_> of OwO so UwU poow :3 a gentleman. +LAUNCELOT. The ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww x3 pawted :3 between my ^w^ mastew +:3 Shywock ÚwÚ and you, uWu siw: you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +^w^ enyough. +BASSANyIO. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it :33 weww. Go, fathew, with >w< thy :33 son. +;;w;; Take xDD weave >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and >_< inquiwe +UwU My ÚwÚ wodging >_< out. uWu [To :3 a SEWVANT] >w< Give him :3 a x3 wivewy +Mowe >_> guawded than his fewwows'; UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. +LAUNCELOT. Father, in. I cannyot >_< get :3 a UwU sewvice, no! I ^.^ have :33 nye'ew :3 a +:33 tongue in my head! ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on his x3 pawm] ^-^ Weww; ^-^ if ^-^ any man in +^-^ Itawy ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ faiwew ^-^ tabwe ;;w;; which doth :3 offew ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 a UwU book- I +uWu shaww ^.^ have good xDD fowtunye. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe xDD winye >_> of life; +>w< hewe's :3 a small twifwe >_> of wives; alas, ^w^ fifteen ;;w;; wives :3 is OwO nyothing; +>_> a'weven xDD widows ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye xDD maids :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ coming-in uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD man. +And then ^-^ to ^w^ scape dwownying :3 thwice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be in peril >_> of my life +with OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a x3 feathew-bed-hewe awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ scapes. Weww, ^-^ if +>_> Fowtunye >w< be :3 a woman, she's :3 a good wench uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. Father, +x3 come; I'll UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO the OwO Jew in OwO the ;;w;; twinkwing. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ GOBBO +BASSANyIO. I pray ^.^ thee, good Weonyawdo, ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ this. +^.^ These >w< things being bought ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy ;;w;; bestowed, +Wetuwn in haste, uWu fow I ^-^ do feast ^.^ to-nyight +UwU My :33 best ^-^ esteem'd >w< acquaintance; UwU hie ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. +WEONyAWDO. UwU My :33 best ^-^ endeavouws uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ;;w;; hewein. + +x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO + +:3 GWATIANyO. Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? +WEONyAWDO. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he wawks. Exit +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio! +BASSANyIO. uWu Gwatianyo! +:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have suit ^-^ to you. +BASSANyIO. You ^.^ have obtain'd it. +:3 GWATIANyO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: I >w< must >w< go with you ^-^ to x3 Bewmont. +BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. But hear ^.^ thee, Gratiano: +Thou art xDD too wild, xDD too rude, ÚwÚ and bowd >_> of UwU voice- +Pawts UwU that ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee UwU happiwy enyough, +And in such eyes as ^w^ ouws :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot faults; +But xDD whewe :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, x3 why there uWu they show +OwO Something xDD too liberal. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, UwU take pain +ÚwÚ To allay with >w< some x3 cowd ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 modesty +x3 Thy >_> skipping spirit; west OwO thwough >w< thy wiwd >_> behaviouw +I >w< be :3 misconst'wed in OwO the place I >w< go ^-^ to +And wose my UwU hopes. +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio, hear :3 me: +>w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put uWu on :3 a :33 sobew habit, +x3 Tawk with :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then, +OwO Weaw >w< pwayew-books in my pocket, ÚwÚ wook >_> demuwewy, +Nyay :3 mowe, >_< whiwe OwO gwace :3 is ^.^ saying ^.^ hood >_< minye eyes +ÚwÚ Thus with my hat, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and uWu say ;;w;; amen, +;;w;; Use >w< aww OwO the >_< obsewvance >_> of civility +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied in :3 a >_> sad uWu ostent +ÚwÚ To >w< pwease his :33 gwandam, never xDD twust me more. +BASSANyIO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see >_> youw bearing. +:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I bar to-night; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 gauge me +By what ^-^ we ^-^ do to-nyight. +BASSANyIO. No, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 pity; +I would entweat you wathew ^-^ to >w< put uWu on +Your >w< bowdest suit >_> of mirth, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have fwiends +:33 That OwO puwpose merriment. But fare you ;;w;; weww; +I ^.^ have >w< some :33 businyess. +:3 GWATIANyO. And I >w< must ^-^ to uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and OwO the west; +But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< visit you at supper-time. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Venyice. ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house + +x3 Entew OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +JESSICA. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave my fathew ÚwÚ so. +Our house :3 is x3 heww; ÚwÚ and thou, :3 a >_> mewwy x3 deviw, +>w< Didst x3 wob ^.^ it >_> of >w< some ÚwÚ taste >_> of tediousness. +But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; there :3 is :3 a ducat uWu fow thee; +And, Wauncewot, >_> soon at ^w^ suppew ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see +^w^ Wowenzo, ^-^ who :3 is >w< thy OwO nyew >_< mastew's >w< guest. +>w< Give him :3 this :33 wettew; ^-^ do ^.^ it secretly. +And OwO so faweweww. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my fathew +^w^ See me in talk with thee. +LAUNCELOT. :3 Adieu! ;;w;; teaws ^.^ exhibit my OwO tongue. uWu Most xDD beautifuw ;;w;; pagan, +UwU most ^w^ sweet xDD Jew! >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_< get +^.^ thee, I x3 am >w< much deceived. But, ;;w;; adieu! ^.^ these foowish ^.^ dwops ^-^ do +xDD something drown my >_< manwy spirit; ;;w;; adieu! +JESSICA. Faweweww, good Launcelot. Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT +Awack, what >w< heinyous xDD sin :3 is ^.^ it in me +ÚwÚ To >w< be asham'd ^-^ to >w< be my >_< fathew's chiwd! +But >w< though I x3 am :3 a daughter ^-^ to his blood, +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to his OwO mannyews. :3 O ^w^ Wowenzo, +>w< If :3 thou ^-^ keep ;;w;; pwomise, I uWu shaww ^-^ end :3 this stwife, +>_> Become :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 woving wife. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew >w< GWATIANyO, ^.^ WOWENZO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO + +LORENZO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww slink away in >_> suppewtime, +:33 Disguise OwO us at my ÚwÚ wodging, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn +^-^ Aww in OwO an hour. +:3 GWATIANyO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 made good preparation. +>w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke OwO us ÚwÚ yet >_> of towch-beawews. +:3 SOWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis vile, unwess ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be quaintwy ordered; +And better in my :33 mind ^.^ nyot >_< undewtook. +LORENZO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow uWu but ;;w;; fouw o'cwock; ^-^ we ^.^ have two ^w^ houws +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew LAUNCELOT, x3 With :3 a letter + +Friend Wauncewot, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? +LAUNCELOT. An ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO up this, ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem +^-^ to signify. +LORENZO. I xDD knyow OwO the >w< hand; in :33 faith, 'tis :3 a fair ;;w;; hand, +And whiter than OwO the paper ^.^ it :3 wwit uWu on +^-^ Is OwO the fair hand UwU that wwit. +:3 GWATIANyO. ^w^ Wuv-nyews, in faith! +LAUNCELOT. By >_> youw leave, sir. +LORENZO. Whither ^w^ goest thou? +LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid my ^.^ owd :3 mastew, OwO the :3 Jew, ^-^ to sup +^.^ to-nyight with my OwO nyew :3 mastew, OwO the Chwistian. +LORENZO. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww gentwe xDD Jessica +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw UwU hew; speak ^.^ it pwivatewy. +Go, gentlemen, Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT +uWu Wiww you :33 pwepawe you uWu fow :3 this OwO masque x3 to-nyight? +I x3 am provided >_> of :3 a ^w^ towch-beawew. +>w< SAWEWIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, I'll >w< be gonye about ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. +:3 SOWANyIO. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +LORENZO. UwU Meet me ÚwÚ and Gratiano +^.^ At uWu Gwatianyo's ÚwÚ wodging >w< some hour ^-^ hence. +>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ 'Tis good ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO +:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that letter ^-^ fwom fair ÚwÚ Jessica? +LORENZO. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tell ÚwÚ thee all. She ;;w;; hath >_< diwected +OwO How I uWu shaww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; +What gold ÚwÚ and jewews ^.^ she :3 is furnish'd with; +What uWu page's suit ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in xDD weadinyess. +>w< If e'ew OwO the OwO Jew xDD hew fathew come ^-^ to UwU heaven, +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu fow his gentwe :33 daughtew's OwO sake; +And never dare ^-^ misfowtunye cross xDD hew ^.^ foot, +>_< Unwess ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu undew :3 this ^-^ excuse, +:33 That ^.^ she :3 is xDD issue ^-^ to :3 a xDD faithwess Jew. +^w^ Come, >w< go with uWu me, ^w^ pewuse :3 this as :3 thou ÚwÚ goest; +^-^ Faiw xDD Jessica uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house + +x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +SHYLOCK. Weww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD see; >w< thy eyes uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 judge, +The >_> diffewence >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Shywock ÚwÚ and :3 Bassanyio.- +>_> What, UwU Jessica!- Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< gowmandize +UwU As :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye with :3 me- >_> What, UwU Jessica!- +And ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO snyowe, ÚwÚ and rend apparel :33 out- +ÚwÚ Why, x3 Jessica, I :33 say! +LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Jessica! +SHYLOCK. OwO Who >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^-^ caww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee :3 caww. +LAUNCELOT. Your wowship ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to tell me I :33 couwd ^-^ do nyothing +^-^ without ^-^ bidding. + +x3 Entew OwO JESSICA + +JESSICA. ^-^ Caww you? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +SHYLOCK. I x3 am ;;w;; bid :3 fowth ^-^ to suppew, Jessica; +Thewe awe my keys. But xDD whewefowe shouwd I go? +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid uWu fow :33 wuv; uWu they fwattew me; +But ÚwÚ yet I'll >w< go in ^.^ hate, ^-^ to :33 feed x3 upon +The :33 pwodigaw Chwistian. x3 Jessica, my girl, +Wook ^-^ to my >_< house. I x3 am ^.^ wight loath ^-^ to ^.^ go; +Thewe :3 is >w< some i-iww >_> a-bwewing towards my rest, +>_< Fow I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of monyey-bags to-nyight. +LAUNCELOT. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ go; my x3 young ^w^ mastew doth OwO expect >_> youw +reproach. +SHYLOCK. ^w^ So ^-^ do I ^-^ his. +LAUNCELOT. And uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ conspiwed >_< togethew; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say you +uWu shaww UwU see :3 a masque, uWu but ^-^ if you uWu do, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu fow nyothing +UwU that my nyose feww a-bweeding uWu on Bwack Monday last at OwO six o'cwock +>w< i' th' morning, fawwing >_< out UwU that yeaw uWu on OwO Ash Wednyesday ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fouw +yeaw, in th' :33 aftewnyoon. +SHYLOCK. >_> What, awe there ;;w;; masques? >w< Heaw you uWu me, uWu Jessica: +Lock OwO up my doors, ÚwÚ and when you hear OwO the ^.^ dwum, +And OwO the :3 viwe :3 squeawing >_> of OwO the uWu wwy-nyeck'd fife, +Cwambew ^.^ nyot you OwO up ^-^ to OwO the UwU casements then, +Nyow OwO thwust >_> youw head OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic uWu stweet +ÚwÚ To xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Chwistian fools with vawnyish'd faces; +But xDD stop my :3 house's >w< eaws- I UwU mean my casements; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 sound >_> of shawwow xDD fopp'wy ÚwÚ entew +UwU My :33 sobew >_< house. By :33 Jacob's staff, I uWu sweaw +I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind >_> of ;;w;; feasting :3 fowth to-night; +But I uWu wiww ^.^ go. uWu Go you before uWu me, ;;w;; siwwah; +Say I uWu wiww come. +LAUNCELOT. I uWu wiww >w< go OwO befowe, sir. Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook >_< out at ^w^ window uWu fow +>w< aww ÚwÚ this. +Thewe uWu wiww come :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu by +uWu Wiww >w< be wowth :3 a >_< Jewess' >w< eye. Exit +SHYLOCK. What :33 says UwU that OwO foow >_> of Hagaw's offspwing, ha? +JESSICA. His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe 'Farewell, :3 mistwess'; nyothing >w< ewse. +SHYLOCK. The patch :3 is >w< kind enyough, uWu but :3 a huge feedew, +uWu Snyaiw-swow in :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he sweeps uWu by :3 day +Mowe than OwO the wild-cat; drones ^.^ hive ^.^ nyot with uWu me, +OwO Thewefowe I part with him; ÚwÚ and part with him +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that I would ^.^ have him ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ waste +His OwO bowwowed puwse. Weww, x3 Jessica, >w< go in; +Perhaps I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn immediatewy. +Do as I ;;w;; bid you, OwO shut :33 doows aftew you. +ÚwÚ Fast xDD bind, fast ^.^ find- +OwO A OwO pwuvwb never ^-^ stawe in thwifty mind. Exit +JESSICA. Farewell; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwost, +I ^.^ have :3 a fathew, you :3 a >_> daughtew, xDD wost. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house + +x3 Entew OwO the >_> maskews, :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO + +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ pent-house uWu undew ;;w;; which uWu Wowenzo +Desiwed OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 stand. +>w< SAWEWIO. His hour :3 is ^w^ awmost ^.^ past. +:3 GWATIANyO. And ^.^ it :3 is x3 mawvew ^.^ he out-dwells his xDD houw, +>_< Fow lovers >w< evew run before OwO the uWu cwock. +>w< SAWEWIO. :33 O, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew Venyus' pigeons UwU fwy +ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ wuv's ÚwÚ bonds OwO nyew :3 made than uWu they awe UwU wont +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< obwiged :3 faith unforfeited! +:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That >w< evew x3 howds: ^-^ who wiseth ^-^ fwom :3 a feast +x3 With UwU that keen :3 appetite UwU that ^.^ he OwO sits :33 down? +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the horse UwU that doth ;;w;; untwead UwU again +His >w< tedious measuwes with OwO the xDD unbated x3 fiwe +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did pace them first? ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that awe +uWu Awe with ^-^ mowe spirit UwU chased than OwO enjoyed. +OwO How >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew ^w^ ow :3 a :33 pwodigaw +The scawfed bark ^-^ puts ^-^ fwom xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative OwO bay, +Hugg'd ÚwÚ and embraced uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet >_> wind; +OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 pwodigaw doth ^.^ she return, +x3 With uvw-weathew'd xDD wibs ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged sails, +Lean, went, ÚwÚ and uWu beggaw'd uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet wind! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO + +>w< SAWEWIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ Wowenzo; ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. +LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow my wong ^.^ abode! +:3 Nyot OwO I, uWu but my affaiws, ^.^ have :3 made you :33 wait. +When you uWu shaww >w< pwease ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; thieves uWu fow x3 wives, +I'll watch as wong uWu fow you xDD then. Appwoach; +;;w;; Hewe dwells my fathew Jew. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's >_< within? + +x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, ^.^ abuv, in xDD boy's clothes + +JESSICA. OwO Who awe you? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow ^-^ mowe xDD cewtainty, +:33 Awbeit I'll uWu sweaw UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw OwO tongue. +LORENZO. ^w^ Wowenzo, ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. +JESSICA. ^w^ Wowenzo, uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ and my love UwU indeed; +>_< Fow ^-^ who love I OwO so much? And :3 nyow ^-^ who knows +But you, ^w^ Wowenzo, whethew I x3 am yours? +LORENZO. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> thoughts awe witness UwU that :3 thou awt. +JESSICA. Here, catch :3 this >_> casket; ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the ^.^ pains. +I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis night, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu me, +>_< Fow I x3 am >w< much asham'd >_> of my ÚwÚ exchange; +But love :3 is :3 bwind, ÚwÚ and lovers cannyot UwU see +The pwetty fowwies UwU that themsewves OwO commit, +>_< Fow, ^-^ if uWu they UwU couwd, ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ himsewf would x3 bwush +ÚwÚ To UwU see me ;;w;; thus >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ boy. +LORENZO. :33 Descend, uWu fow you >w< must >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. +JESSICA. >_< What! >w< must I howd :3 a xDD candwe ^-^ to my shames? +^.^ They in themsewves, good UwU sooth, awe xDD too xDD too >_> wight. +ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of discovery, love, +And I shouwd >w< be obscuw'd. +LORENZO. ^w^ So awe you, ;;w;; sweet, +>_< Even in OwO the UwU wuvwy garnish >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. +But come at once, +>_< Fow OwO the :33 cwose night doth xDD pway OwO the ^.^ wunyaway, +And ^-^ we awe :33 stay'd uWu fow at OwO Bassanyio's ^-^ feast. +JESSICA. I uWu wiww ^-^ make fast OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ mysewf +x3 With >w< some uWu moe >w< ducats, ÚwÚ and >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. +Exit :33 abuv + +:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow, uWu by my >_< hood, :3 a gentle, ÚwÚ and nyo Jew. +LORENZO. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but I love xDD hew >w< heawtiwy, +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if I can ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU hew, +And fair ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^-^ if UwU that >_< minye eyes >w< be true, +And OwO twue ^.^ she ;;w;; is, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwov'd herself; +And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike herself, ÚwÚ wise, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and true, +:33 Shaww ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ pwaced in my ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ souw. + +x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, x3 bewow + +>_> What, art :3 thou ^.^ come? uWu On, gentlemen, away; +Our masquing ;;w;; mates uWu by :3 this UwU time uWu fow OwO us >_> stay. +Exit with OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO + +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Who's thewe? +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Antonio? +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, >_< Gwatianyo, xDD whewe awe >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? +^.^ 'Tis :33 nyinye o'cwock; ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< aww stay uWu fow OwO you; +:3 Nyo OwO masque to-night; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is come ;;w;; about; +OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu wiww >w< go aboard; +I ^.^ have x3 sent twenty >_< out ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. +:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; I desiwe nyo ^-^ mowe dewight +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be uWu undew sail ÚwÚ and gonye to-nyight. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +x3 Bewmont. UwU POWTIA's house + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, with OwO the PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, +ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains + +PORTIA. uWu Go dwaw ^w^ aside OwO the uWu cuwtains ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discuvw +The uWu sevewaw caskets ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. +Nyow ^-^ make >_> youw x3 choice. +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. The :33 fiwst, >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ who :3 this inscription ÚwÚ beaws: +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' +The ^-^ second, siwvew, ;;w;; which :3 this pwomise ^.^ cawwies: +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' +:3 This third, :33 duww ^.^ wead, with wawnying >w< aww as ^w^ bwunt: +'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' +OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ^-^ if I ^-^ do OwO choose OwO the OwO wight? +PORTIA. The ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu contains my picture, Prince; +>w< If you OwO choose UwU that, then I x3 am x3 youws :3 withaw. +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. uWu Some god direct my judgment! >_> Wet me xDD see; +I uWu wiww >w< suwvey th' inscriptions xDD back again. +What :33 says :3 this :33 weaden x3 casket? +'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' +Must :33 give- uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >_< wead? Hazard uWu fow uWu wead! +:3 This x3 casket thweatens; x3 men UwU that ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww +Do ^.^ it in >w< hope >_> of fair ^w^ advantages. +OwO A gowden :33 mind OwO stoops ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< shows >_> of dross; +I'll then :3 nyow ^w^ give :3 nyow ;;w;; hazawd >w< aught uWu fow :33 wead. +What :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew with xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin hue? +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' +UwU As >w< much as ^.^ he desewves! Pause there, Morocco, +And ^.^ weigh >w< thy >_< vawue with OwO an x3 even hand. +>w< If :3 thou >_< beest x3 wated uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; estimation, +Thou OwO dost deserve enyough, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet enough +May ^.^ nyot uWu extend OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the lady; +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of my ^w^ desewving +Were uWu but :3 a uWu weak xDD disabwing >_> of ^-^ mysewf. +UwU As >w< much as I desewve? ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! +I ^-^ do in biwth deserve UwU hew, ÚwÚ and in UwU fowtunyes, +UwU In graces, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ quawities >_> of ^-^ bweeding; +But ^-^ mowe than :33 these, in love I ^-^ do desewve. +What ^-^ if I ^w^ stway'd nyo UwU fawthew, uWu but ^.^ chose hewe? +Let's UwU see UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 this ^.^ saying grav'd in UwU gowd: +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' +ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 wowwd desires UwU hew; +From OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the :3 eawth uWu they come +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss :3 this shwinye, :3 this uWu mowtaw-bweathing uWu saint. +The Hyrcanian :3 desewts ÚwÚ and OwO the vasty OwO wiwds +x3 Of ^-^ wide Awabia awe as xDD thwoughfawes :3 nyow +>_< Fow princes ^-^ to come view fair uWu Powtia. +The >_> watewy UwU kingdom, uWu whose ambitious head +:33 Spits in OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of UwU heaven, :3 is nyo bar +ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the foweign spiwits, uWu but uWu they come +UwU As o'ew :3 a ^.^ bwook ^-^ to UwU see fair uWu Powtia. +>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these three uWu contains xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. +:3 Is't >_< wike UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu contains uWu hew? 'Twewe uWu damnyation +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO so base :3 a thought; ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD too :3 gwoss +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wib xDD hew cewecwoth in OwO the >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave. +Ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ think in ÚwÚ siwvew she's :3 immuw'd, +>_> Being >w< ten xDD times undervalued ^-^ to ^.^ twied UwU gowd? +:3 O sinful >_< thought! uWu Nyevew OwO so rich :3 a gem +>_> Was xDD set in >_< wowse than >w< gowd. ^.^ They ^.^ have in ^.^ Engwand +OwO A >_< coin UwU that uWu beaws OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO an :3 angew +^w^ Stamp'd in ;;w;; gowd; uWu but that's x3 inscuwp'd upon. +But here OwO an :3 angew in :3 a gowden bed +:33 Wies >w< aww within. ^w^ Dewivew me OwO the key; +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I choose, ÚwÚ and thrive I as I xDD may! +PORTIA. Thewe, UwU take it, Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my fowm lie there, +;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ youws. :3 [He opens OwO the gowden casket] +PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. :3 O heww! what ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +OwO A carrion Death, within uWu whose uWu empty eye +Thewe :3 is :3 a written scroll! I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< wwiting. +'Aww UwU that uWu gwistews :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gowd, +xDD Often ^.^ have you heard UwU that told; +>_> Many :3 a man his life ;;w;; hath :3 sowd +But my ^w^ outside ^-^ to UwU behowd. +Gilded UwU tombs ^-^ do worms uWu infowd. +Had you >_< been as xDD wise as bold, +Young in xDD wimbs, in ÚwÚ judgment >_> owd, +Your ÚwÚ answew xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been x3 inscwoww'd. +Fawe you well, >_> youw suit :3 is cold.' +Cold :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw lost, +;;w;; Then ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ heat, ÚwÚ and welcome, :3 fwost. +^.^ Powtia, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have xDD too :3 gwiev'd :3 a OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a >w< tedious :33 weave; ;;w;; thus :3 wosews pawt. +Exit with his OwO twain. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of ÚwÚ cownyets +PORTIA. OwO A gentwe uWu widdance. Draw OwO the cuwtains, ^.^ go. +>_> Wet >w< aww >_> of his complexion OwO choose me ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VIII. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO + +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, man, I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio uWu undew saiw; +x3 With him :3 is Gratiano gonye ^.^ awong; +And in theiw ;;w;; ship I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu Wowenzo :3 is not. +:3 SOWANyIO. The villain OwO Jew with >w< outcwies rais'd OwO the Duke, +OwO Who went with him ^-^ to >_> seawch OwO Bassanyio's ;;w;; ship. +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He came xDD too :3 wate, OwO the ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was uWu undew saiw; +But there OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was >w< given ^-^ to undewstand +:33 That in :3 a gondola ;;w;; wewe uWu seen >_> togethew +uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his amorous Jessica; +UwU Besides, ^-^ Antonyio UwU cewtified OwO the UwU Duke +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot with OwO Bassanyio in his ;;w;; ship. +:3 SOWANyIO. I never heard :3 a passion OwO so ;;w;; confus'd, +^w^ So stwange, outrageous, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ vawiabwe, +UwU As OwO the ^.^ dog OwO Jew >_> did xDD uttew in OwO the >_< stweets. +>w< 'My daughter! :3 O my >_> ducats! :3 O my daughter! +uWu Fwed with :3 a Chwistian! :3 O my ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> ducats! +Justice! OwO the xDD waw! UwU My ^w^ ducats ÚwÚ and my daughter! +OwO A ;;w;; seawed uWu bag, two ;;w;; seawed :33 bags >_> of >w< ducats, +x3 Of double >w< ducats, stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by my daughter! +And jewews- two ^w^ stonyes, two rich ÚwÚ and pwecious ^w^ stonyes, +:33 Stow'n uWu by my daughter! Justice! Find OwO the girl; +She ;;w;; hath OwO the >w< stonyes x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats.' +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the :3 boys in Venyice follow ^w^ him, +^w^ Cwying, his ^w^ stonyes, his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and his UwU ducats. +:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet good ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he ^-^ keep his day, +Ow ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +>w< SAWEWIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wememb'wed; +I :33 weason'd with :3 a uWu Fwenchman x3 yestewday, +OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the narrow :33 seas UwU that part +The xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, there ^.^ miscawwied +OwO A vessel >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy richly fwaught. +I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ Antonyio when ^.^ he told uWu me, +And :33 wish'd in siwence UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. +:3 SOWANyIO. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to tell ^-^ Antonyio what you hear; +>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ suddenwy, uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< gwieve >_> him. +>w< SAWEWIO. OwO A kinder ^-^ gentweman :33 tweads ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD eawth. +I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio pawt. +OwO Bassanyio told him ^.^ he would ^-^ make >w< some ÚwÚ speed +x3 Of his ^w^ wetuwn. ÚwÚ He answewed >w< 'Do ^.^ nyot >w< so; +^.^ Swubbew ^.^ nyot ^-^ businyess uWu fow my UwU sake, Bassanyio, +But stay OwO the vewy x3 wiping >_> of OwO the time; +And uWu fow OwO the :3 Jew's bond ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of uWu me, +>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew in >_> youw :33 mind >_> of :33 wuv; +Be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 empwoy >_> youw UwU chiefest >_> thoughts +ÚwÚ To courtship, ÚwÚ and such fair >w< ostents >_> of love +UwU As uWu shaww convenyientwy ÚwÚ become you >_< thewe.' +And x3 even there, his eye being xDD big with >_< teaws, +;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face, ^.^ he >w< put his hand >_> behind ^w^ him, +And with xDD affection :3 wondwous sensible +ÚwÚ He wrung OwO Bassanyio's >w< hand; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they pawted. +:3 SOWANyIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he only loves OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> him. +I pray ^.^ thee, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and find him out, +And quicken his embraced heavinyess +x3 With >w< some dewight ^w^ ow other. +>w< SAWEWIO. Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE IX. +x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house + +x3 Entew :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD SEWVITOW + +NyEWISSA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, I pray ^.^ thee, dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ;;w;; stwaight; +The Prince >_> of ^-^ Awwagon ;;w;; hath ta'en his ^-^ oath, +And comes ^-^ to his >w< ewection >_> pwesentwy. + +^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, +;;w;; POWTIA, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains + +PORTIA. >_< Behowd, there ^.^ stand OwO the ^-^ caskets, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. +>w< If you OwO choose UwU that wherein I x3 am ^-^ contain'd, +:33 Stwaight uWu shaww ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 wites >w< be solemniz'd; +But ^-^ if you :33 faiw, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe speech, my lord, +You >w< must >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom x3 hence immediatewy. +ARRAGON. I x3 am :33 enjoin'd uWu by OwO oath ^-^ to observe three >_> things: +First, never ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ onye +^w^ Which x3 casket 'twas I ;;w;; chose; nyext, ^-^ if I x3 faiw +x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, never in my life +ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo :3 a maid in uWu way >_> of marriage; +Wastwy, +>w< If I ^-^ do x3 faiw in >_> fowtunye >_> of my choice, +Immediately ^-^ to xDD weave you ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ these UwU injunctions every ^-^ onye doth uWu sweaw +:33 That comes ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd uWu fow my ^.^ wowthwess >w< sewf. +ARRAGON. And OwO so ^.^ have I address'd >_> me. >_> Fowtunye :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ hope! x3 Gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and base :33 wead. +'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' +You uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiwew ewe I ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^.^ hazawd. +What :33 says OwO the gowden UwU chest? Ha! let me see: +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' +What many x3 men xDD desiwe- UwU that ;;w;; 'many' ^-^ may >w< be meant +By OwO the OwO foow muwtitude, UwU that OwO choose uWu by show, +:3 Nyot >_> weawnying ^-^ mowe than OwO the OwO fond eye doth ^.^ teach; +^w^ Which :33 pwies ^.^ nyot ^-^ to th' interior, ;;w;; but, >_< wike OwO the martlet, +ÚwÚ Buiwds in OwO the weather uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd waww, +>_< Even in OwO the x3 fowce ÚwÚ and woad >_> of xDD casuawty. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO choose what many x3 men desiwe, +xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot jump with ^w^ common uWu spiwits +And :3 wank me with OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ muwtitudes. +ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwvew uWu tweasuwe-house! +>_> Teww me UwU once ^-^ mowe what title :3 thou OwO dost OwO beaw. +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' +And ;;w;; weww ^w^ said :33 too; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< go about +ÚwÚ To >_> cozen OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< be honyouwabwe +Without OwO the stamp >_> of OwO mewit? >_> Wet UwU nyonye presume +ÚwÚ To wear OwO an xDD undesewved dignyity. +:3 O UwU that ;;w;; estates, degwees, ÚwÚ and ^.^ offices, +Were ^.^ nyot deriv'd ^w^ cowwuptwy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; cweaw uWu honyouw +Were ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the merit >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weawew! +OwO How many then shouwd cuvw UwU that ^.^ stand ^w^ bawe! +OwO How many >w< be ^w^ commanded UwU that UwU command! +OwO How >w< much low ^-^ peasantwy would then >w< be ;;w;; gweanyed +From OwO the OwO twue ^.^ seed >_> of xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ and how >w< much uWu honyouw +Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 chaff ÚwÚ and ruin >_> of OwO the times, +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO nyew varnish'd! Weww, uWu but ^-^ to my x3 choice. +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' +I uWu wiww assume xDD desewt. >w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; key uWu fow this, +And OwO instantwy UwU unwock my :3 fowtunyes here. +:3 [He opens OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew casket] +PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too wong :3 a :3 pause uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you find ^.^ thewe. +ARRAGON. What's hewe? The ;;w;; powtwait >_> of :3 a blinking ÚwÚ idiot +>_< Pwesenting me :3 a OwO scheduwe! I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it. +OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou ^-^ to Powtia! +OwO How >w< much OwO unwike my OwO hopes ÚwÚ and my desewvings! +'Who chooseth me uWu shaww ^.^ have as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' +OwO Did I deserve nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a foow's >_< head? +^-^ Is UwU that my UwU pwize? uWu Awe my :3 desewts nyo OwO bettew? +PORTIA. ÚwÚ To offend ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge awe distinct ^-^ offices +And >_> of >_< opposed nyatuwes. +ARRAGON. What :3 is hewe? ^-^ [Weads] + +xDD 'The x3 fiwe :3 seven xDD times ^.^ twied ^.^ this; +^w^ Seven xDD times ^.^ twied UwU that ÚwÚ judgment :3 is +:33 That >_> did never OwO choose OwO amiss. +uWu Some there >w< be UwU that ^w^ shadows >w< kiss, +Such ^.^ have uWu but :3 a shadow's >_< bwiss. +Thewe >w< be fools x3 awive ^-^ iwis +^-^ Siwvew'd xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ this. +;;w;; Take what UwU wife you uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 bed, +I uWu wiww >w< evew >w< be >_> youw head. +^w^ So >w< be gone; you awe ÚwÚ sped.' + +OwO Stiww ^-^ mowe OwO foow I uWu shaww :3 appeaw +By OwO the UwU time I wingew here. +x3 With ^-^ onye foow's head I came ^-^ to woo, +But I >w< go away with ^-^ two. +ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; adieu! I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ oath, +^-^ Patientwy ^-^ to bear my wroth. Exit with his x3 twain + +PORTIA. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD candwe ;;w;; sing'd OwO the uWu moth. +:33 O, ^.^ these uWu dewibewate fools! When uWu they ^-^ do choose, +^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the OwO wisdom uWu by theiw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to lose. +NyEWISSA. The ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ saying :3 is nyo ^w^ hewesy: +:3 Hanging ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :33 goes uWu by destiny. +PORTIA. ^w^ Come, dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtain, ^-^ Nyewissa. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. :3 Whewe :3 is my >w< wady? +PORTIA. Here; what would my UwU wowd? +SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is alighted at >_> youw xDD gate +OwO A x3 young Venyetian, ^-^ onye UwU that comes before +ÚwÚ To signify th' ^-^ appwoaching >_> of his lord, +From xDD whom ^.^ he bwingeth sensible regreets; +ÚwÚ To wit, >w< besides ;;w;; commends ÚwÚ and courteous breath, +ÚwÚ Gifts >_> of rich ÚwÚ vawue. >_> Yet I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen +^w^ So :33 wikewy OwO an ambassador >_> of wuv. +OwO A :3 day in :3 Apwiw never came OwO so ^w^ sweet +ÚwÚ To show how costly uWu summew ÚwÚ was at hand +UwU As :3 this >w< fowe-spuwwew comes before his :33 wowd. +PORTIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray thee; I x3 am half >w< afeawd +Thou xDD wiwt uWu say anon ^.^ he :3 is >w< some uWu kin ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +Thou x3 spend'st such ^w^ high-day ÚwÚ wit in praising >_> him. +^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; Nyewissa, uWu fow I wong ^-^ to UwU see +OwO Quick :33 Cupid's OwO post UwU that comes OwO so ^-^ mannyewwy. +NyEWISSA. Bassanyio, Wowd UwU Wuv, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ it xDD be! >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew SOWANyIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO + +:3 SOWANyIO. Nyow, what UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ;;w;; wives there >_< uncheck'd UwU that ^-^ Antonyio ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; ship +>_> of rich lading wreck'd uWu on OwO the narrow >_> seas; OwO the Goodwins I ÚwÚ think +uWu they caww OwO the place, :3 a vewy dangewous fwat ÚwÚ and fatal, xDD whewe OwO the +cawcases >_> of many :3 a taww ;;w;; ship lie buwied, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if my +^.^ gossip Report >w< be OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. +:3 SOWANyIO. I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe as lying :3 a ^.^ gossip in UwU that as >w< evew x3 knyapp'd +ÚwÚ gingew ^w^ ow :3 made xDD hew xDD nyeighbouws believe ^.^ she >_> wept uWu fow OwO the death >_> of :3 a +third >_> husband. But ^.^ it :3 is true, ^-^ without ^-^ any uWu swips >_> of UwU pwowixity ^w^ ow +crossing OwO the ;;w;; pwain >_> highway >_> of talk, UwU that OwO the good Antonyio, OwO the +>w< honyest Antonio- :3 O UwU that I xDD had :3 a title good enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep his name +company!- +>w< SAWEWIO. ^w^ Come, OwO the :33 fuww ÚwÚ stop. +:3 SOWANyIO. Ha! What >_> sayest thou? ÚwÚ Why, OwO the ^-^ end ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost :3 a +;;w;; ship. +>w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ it UwU might ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his ;;w;; wosses. +:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet me uWu say ^-^ amen :3 betimes, west OwO the ^w^ deviw cross my >w< pwayew, +uWu fow here ^.^ he comes in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a Jew. + +x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK + +OwO How nyow, OwO Shywock? What UwU nyews UwU among OwO the mewchants? +SHYLOCK. You knew, UwU nyonye OwO so well, UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; weww as you, >_> of my +:33 daughtew's fwight. +>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's uWu cewtain; OwO I, uWu fow my UwU pawt, knew OwO the >_> taiwow UwU that :3 made +OwO the x3 wings ^.^ she OwO fwew :3 withaw. +:3 SOWANyIO. And >w< Shywock, uWu fow his >_> own UwU pawt, knew OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was flidge; +ÚwÚ and then ^.^ it :3 is OwO the complexion >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the >w< dam. +SHYLOCK. She :3 is :33 damn'd uWu fow it. +>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ may >w< be xDD hew :33 judge. +SHYLOCK. UwU My >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ to :3 webew! +:3 SOWANyIO. Out x3 upon it, ^.^ owd ^w^ cawwion! OwO Webews ^.^ it at ^.^ these OwO yeaws? +SHYLOCK. I uWu say my daughter :3 is my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and my bwood. +>w< SAWEWIO. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> diffewence :3 between >w< thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews than +:3 between ^w^ jet ÚwÚ and >w< ivowy; ^-^ mowe :3 between >_> youw bloods than there :3 is +:3 between wed xDD winye ÚwÚ and Whenyish. But tell >w< us, ^-^ do you hear whethew +^-^ Antonyio ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ any woss at ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow nyo? +SHYLOCK. Thewe I ^.^ have another OwO bad match: :3 a uWu bankwupt, :3 a ;;w;; pwodigaw, +^-^ who dare scarce show his head uWu on OwO the Rialto; :3 a :33 beggaw, UwU that ÚwÚ was +:33 us'd ^-^ to come OwO so smug x3 upon OwO the OwO mawt. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He +ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to caww me :3 usuwew; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont +^-^ to lend money uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD couwtesy; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if ^.^ he forfeit, :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take his +uWu fwesh. What's UwU that good xDD fow? +SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To :33 bait >_< fish :3 withaw. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 feed nyothing ewse, ^.^ it uWu wiww +:33 feed my wevenge. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath disgrac'd me ÚwÚ and ^.^ hind'wed me half :3 a +:3 miwwion; ^.^ waugh'd at my wosses, ÚwÚ mock'd at my gains, scownyed my +^.^ nyation, thwarted my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ coowed my fwiends, ^.^ heated >_< minye +enyemies. And ^w^ what's his weason? I x3 am :3 a Jew. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew :3 eyes? +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew x3 hands, organs, ^-^ dimensions, ^w^ senses, ^-^ affections, +:3 passions, ^-^ fed with OwO the >_> same food, hurt with OwO the >_> same x3 weapons, +:33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> same ÚwÚ diseases, healed uWu by OwO the >_> same means, wawmed +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coowed uWu by OwO the >_> same winter ÚwÚ and :33 summew, as :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ is? >w< If +you :3 pwick >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bweed? >w< If you :33 tickwe >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? +>w< If you :3 poison >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot ^.^ die? And ^-^ if you :33 wwong >w< us, uWu shaww ^-^ we +^.^ nyot OwO wevenge? >w< If ^-^ we awe >_< wike you in OwO the rest, ^-^ we uWu wiww resemble you +in ;;w;; that. >w< If :3 a OwO Jew :33 wwong :3 a xDD Chwistian, what :3 is his humility? +Revenge. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 wwong :3 a :3 Jew, what shouwd his sufferance +>w< be uWu by ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 exampwe? ÚwÚ Why, wevenge. The viwwainy you teach me +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute; ÚwÚ and uWu itshaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I uWu wiww better OwO the +instruction. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< MAN ^-^ fwom ANTONyIO + +>_< MAN. Gentwemen, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ Antonyio :3 is at his OwO house, ÚwÚ and desires ^-^ to +speak with you >_> both. +>w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. + +x3 Entew TUBAL + +:3 SOWANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_> of OwO the x3 twibe; :3 a third cannyot >w< be +uWu match'd, unwess OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf xDD tuwn Jew. +>_< Exeunt SOLANIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and >_< MAN +SHYLOCK. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Tubaw, what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO Genyoa? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; found my +^.^ daughtew? +TUBAL. I >_< often came xDD whewe I >_> did hear >_> of UwU hew, uWu but cannyot find :3 hew. +SHYLOCK. UwU Why there, there, there, ;;w;; thewe! OwO A xDD diamond gone, uWu cost me +two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in ^.^ Fwankfowt! The ^w^ cuwse never feww x3 upon ^-^ ouw +>w< nyation ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; I never ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in +UwU that, ÚwÚ and uWu othew pwecious, pwecious jewews. I would my daughter +;;w;; wewe UwU dead at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the jewews in xDD hew >_> eaw; would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe +heaws'd at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats in xDD hew ;;w;; coffin! :3 Nyo UwU nyews >_> of +>w< them? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; so- ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's spent in OwO the search. ÚwÚ Why, +;;w;; thou- woss x3 upon ^w^ woss! The ^w^ thief gonye with OwO so xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^-^ to +find OwO the thief; ÚwÚ and nyo satisfaction, nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; :3 nyow nyo i-iww xDD wuck +stiwwing uWu but what lights o' my shoulders; nyo sighs uWu but o' my +uWu bweathing; nyo ;;w;; teaws uWu but o' my >w< shedding! +TUBAL. x3 Yes, uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have i-iww xDD wuck xDD too: Antonyio, as I heard in +uWu Genyoa- +SHYLOCK. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? ^w^ Iww OwO wuck, i-iww ^w^ wuck? +TUBAL. ;;w;; Hath OwO an argosy UwU cast away UwU coming ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Twipowis. +SHYLOCK. I :3 thank God, I :3 thank God. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, :3 is ^.^ it :3 twue? +TUBAL. I xDD spoke with >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 saiwows UwU that escaped OwO the ^.^ wweck. +SHYLOCK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Tubal. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews- xDD ha, ÚwÚ ha!- +heard in Genoa. +TUBAL. Your daughter spent in uWu Genyoa, as I heard, ^-^ onye night, +fouwscowe UwU ducats. +SHYLOCK. Thou ^w^ stick'st :3 a dagger in :3 me- I uWu shaww never UwU see my gold +again. Fouwscowe ^w^ ducats at :3 a sitting! Fouwscowe >_> ducats! +TUBAL. Thewe came divews >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's xDD cweditows in my >_> company ^-^ to +Venyice UwU that uWu sweaw ^.^ he cannyot OwO choose uWu but break. +SHYLOCK. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; I'll pwague ^w^ him, I'll >_> towtuwe him; I +x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. +TUBAL. >_< Onye >_> of them >w< showed me :3 a ring UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_> of >_> youw daughter +uWu fow :3 a uWu monkey. +SHYLOCK. Out x3 upon her! Thou torturest uWu me, Tubal. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my +UwU tuwquoise; I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of xDD Weah when I ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO bachewow; I would ^.^ nyot +^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of monkeys. +TUBAL. But ^-^ Antonyio :3 is cewtainwy undonye. +SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, that's true; that's vewy true. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, >_< fee me OwO an +officer; x3 bespeak him :3 a fowtnyight >_> befowe. I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO heawt >_> of +^w^ him, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; fowfeit; for, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he >_< out >_> of >_> Venyice, I can ^-^ make what +mewchandise I uWu wiww. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at ^-^ ouw synagogue; ÚwÚ go, +good OwO Tubaw; at ^-^ ouw synagogue, Tubal. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; POWTIA, >w< GWATIANyO, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw UwU twains + +PORTIA. I pray you ^-^ tawwy; :3 pause :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow two +Before you UwU hazawd; for, in UwU choosing ^.^ wwong, +I wose >_> youw xDD company; OwO thewefowe uWu fowbeaw :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. +There's xDD something uWu tewws :3 me- uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot love- +I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO you; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow yourself +;;w;; Hate counsels ^.^ nyot in such :3 a quality. +But west you shouwd ^.^ nyot undewstand me ^-^ weww- +And ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue uWu but >w< thought- +I would :3 detain you here >w< some month ^w^ ow two +Before you venture uWu fow >_> me. I :33 couwd teach you +OwO How ^-^ to OwO choose >_< wight, uWu but then I x3 am ^-^ fowswown; +^w^ So uWu wiww I never ^w^ be; OwO so ^-^ may you ^-^ miss me; +But ^-^ if you uWu do, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ make me ^w^ wish :3 a uWu sin, +:33 That I xDD had >_< been ^-^ fowswown. UwU Beshwew >_> youw >_> eyes! +^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ o'ewwook'd me ÚwÚ and ;;w;; divided me; +>_< Onye half >_> of me :3 is xDD youws, OwO the uWu othew half yours- +Minye own, I would ^w^ say; uWu but ^-^ if ÚwÚ minye, then xDD youws, +And OwO so >w< aww ^w^ youws. O! ^.^ these ^-^ nyaughty xDD times +>w< Puts :33 baws :3 between OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ and theiw xDD wights; +And so, >w< though xDD youws, ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it so, +>_> Wet >_> fowtunye >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow it, ^.^ nyot :3 I. +I speak xDD too long, uWu but 'tis ^-^ to peize OwO the UwU time, +ÚwÚ To UwU eke it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to dwaw ^.^ it >_< out in ^-^ wength, +ÚwÚ To stay you ^-^ fwom election. +BASSANyIO. >_> Wet me ;;w;; choose; +>_< Fow as I OwO am, I live x3 upon OwO the wack. +PORTIA. :3 Upon OwO the >_< wack, Bassanio? ;;w;; Then x3 confess +What uWu tweason there :3 is mingwed with >_> youw wuv. +BASSANyIO. None uWu but UwU that >w< ugwy uWu tweason >_> of ^-^ mistwust +^w^ Which makes me ;;w;; feaw th' xDD enjoying >_> of my :33 wuv; +Thewe ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and life +>_< 'Tween snyow ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe as uWu tweason ÚwÚ and my wuv. +PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu but I ;;w;; feaw you speak x3 upon OwO the >_< wack, +:3 Whewe x3 men ^-^ enfowced ^-^ do speak ;;w;; anything. +BASSANyIO. >w< Pwomise me xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 confess OwO the :33 twuth. +PORTIA. ^.^ Weww then, x3 confess ÚwÚ and wive. +BASSANyIO. ;;w;; 'Confess' ÚwÚ and 'wuv' +Had >_< been OwO the vewy sum >_> of my confession. +:3 O x3 happy :3 towment, when my >_> towtuwew +^-^ Doth teach me ^-^ answews uWu fow deliverance! +But let me ^-^ to my >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ caskets. +PORTIA. Away, then; I x3 am wock'd in ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. +>w< If you ^-^ do love uWu me, you uWu wiww find me >_< out. +Nyewissa ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; +>_> Wet music :33 sound >_< whiwe ^.^ he doth ^-^ make his uWu choice; +>_> Then, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wose, ^.^ he makes :3 a swan-wike end, +uWu Fading in UwU music. :33 That OwO the :3 compawison +May ^.^ stand ^-^ mowe xDD pwopew, my eye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^w^ stweam +And wat'wy death-bed uWu fow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ win; +And what :3 is music ^.^ then? ;;w;; Then music :3 is +>_< Even as OwO the flourish when OwO twue uWu subjects bow +ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyew-cwownyed ^-^ monyawch; such ^.^ it :3 is +UwU As awe x3 those >w< duwcet x3 sounds in >_< bweak >_> of :3 day +:33 That cweep OwO into OwO the dweaming bridegroom's ear +And summon him ^-^ to marriage. Nyow ^.^ he >_> goes, +x3 With nyo less presence, uWu but with >w< much ^-^ mowe love, +>w< Than x3 young Alcides when ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ wedeem +The ;;w;; viwgin twibute ÚwÚ paid uWu by howwing ^-^ Twoy +ÚwÚ To OwO the >_> sea-monstew. I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ sacwifice; +The west aloof awe OwO the uWu Dawdanyian x3 wives, +x3 With bweawed >_> visages come :3 fowth ^-^ to view +The xDD issue >_> of th' x3 expwoit. Go, ^-^ Hewcuwes! +Live thou, I wive. x3 With >w< much >w< much ^-^ mowe >w< dismay +I view OwO the fight than :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; mak'st OwO the fray. + +OwO A SONG + +OwO the UwU whiwst uWu BASSANyIO xDD comments uWu on OwO the caskets ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf + +>_> Teww me xDD whewe :3 is fancy OwO bwed, +Ow in OwO the OwO heawt ^w^ ow in OwO the uWu head, +OwO How begot, how uWu nyouwished? +Wepwy, ÚwÚ wepwy. +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ engend'wed in OwO the >_> eyes, +x3 With UwU gazing ;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and fancy >_> dies +UwU In OwO the cradle xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< aww ring fancy's ^.^ knyeww: +I'll begin >_> it- ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. +ALL. ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. + +BASSANyIO. ^w^ So ^-^ may OwO the >_> outwawd >w< shows >w< be :33 weast :3 themsewves; +The x3 wowwd :3 is still :33 deceiv'd with ornament. +UwU In waw, what pwea OwO so :33 tainted ÚwÚ and corrupt +But, being xDD season'd with :3 a >_< gwacious OwO voice, +>_< Obscuwes OwO the show >_> of evil? UwU In wewigion, +What damned error uWu but >w< some :33 sobew uWu bwow +uWu Wiww bless it, ÚwÚ and appwuv ^.^ it with :3 a OwO text, +^.^ Hiding OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess with fair UwU ownyament? +Thewe :3 is nyo OwO vice OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but assumes +uWu Some mark >_> of :3 viwtue uWu on his >_> outwawd pawts. +OwO How many cowards, uWu whose hearts awe >w< aww as false +UwU As ;;w;; staiws >_> of :33 sand, wear ÚwÚ yet x3 upon theiw ^-^ chins +The beawds >_> of xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and uWu fwownying Mars; +Who, >_< inwawd seawch'd, ^.^ have livers >_> white as milk! +And ^.^ these assume uWu but x3 vawouw's >w< excwement +ÚwÚ To render them ^-^ wedoubted. Wook uWu on x3 beauty +And you uWu shaww UwU see 'tis ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the ^-^ weight, +^w^ Which :3 thewein ^w^ wowks :3 a >_< miwacwe in UwU nyatuwe, +:33 Making them :33 wightest UwU that wear UwU most >_> of xDD it; +^w^ So awe x3 those crisped ^w^ snyaky gowden wocks +^w^ Which ^-^ make such >_< wanton x3 gambows with OwO the ^.^ wind +:3 Upon supposed ^w^ faiwnyess >_< often OwO knyown +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the dowwy >_> of :3 a uWu second xDD head- +The x3 skuww UwU that bwed them in OwO the sepuwchwe. +ÚwÚ Thus >_> ownyament :3 is uWu but OwO the >_< guiwed showe +ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most dangewous xDD sea; OwO the uWu beauteous ^.^ scawf +^w^ Veiwing OwO an >w< Indian beauty; in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, +The seeming >w< twuth ;;w;; which ÚwÚ cunnying xDD times >w< put uWu on +ÚwÚ To entwap OwO the :33 wisest. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou >w< gaudy ^.^ gowd, +xDD Hawd >_< food uWu fow OwO Midas, I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of thee; +Nyow UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ common dwudge +>_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and >w< man; uWu but thou, :3 thou >_< meagwe ^.^ wead, +^w^ Which wathew threaten'st than OwO dost pwomise aught, +x3 Thy :3 pwainnyess muvs me ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; ewoquence, +And here OwO choose :3 I. Joy >w< be OwO the ^.^ consequence! +PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >w< aww OwO the uWu othew ^.^ passions fleet ^-^ to :3 aiw, +UwU As doubtfuw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and xDD wash-embwac'd >_> despaiw, +And shudd'ring feaw, ÚwÚ and gween-ey'd jealousy! +:3 O love, >w< be uWu modewate, allay >w< thy ecstasy, +UwU In measuwe ;;w;; wain >w< thy joy, xDD scant :3 this >_> excess! +I ;;w;; feew xDD too >w< much >w< thy blessing. UwU Make ^.^ it ^.^ wess, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw I UwU suwfeit. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ [Openying OwO the :33 weaden casket] What find I hewe? +^-^ Faiw Portia's >_< countewfeit! What x3 demi-god +;;w;; Hath come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO cweation? Move ^.^ these :3 eyes? +Ow whethew riding uWu on OwO the x3 bawws >_> of >_< minye +xDD Seem uWu they in ^.^ motion? ;;w;; Hewe awe UwU sevew'd wips, +>_> Pawted with sugar >w< bweath; OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a bar +;;w;; Shouwd sunder such ^w^ sweet >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Hewe in xDD hew ^w^ haiws +The :3 paintew uWu pways OwO the OwO spidew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath woven +OwO A gowden ^-^ mesh x3 t' entwap OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men +:33 Fastew than gnyats in >_< cobwebs. But xDD hew x3 eyes- +OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< them? Having :3 made one, +x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ have power ^-^ to >_< steaw uWu both his, +And xDD weave itsewf unfurnish'd. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook how :3 faw +The xDD substance >_> of my UwU pwaise doth :33 wwong :3 this ;;w;; shadow +UwU In underprizing it, OwO so :3 faw :3 this ;;w;; shadow +^-^ Doth limp >_> behind OwO the UwU substance. Here's OwO the UwU scwoww, +The ÚwÚ continyent ÚwÚ and summawy >_> of my xDD fowtunye. +>_< 'You UwU that OwO choose ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the OwO view, +Chance as fair ÚwÚ and OwO choose as :3 twue! +x3 Since :3 this >_> fowtunye ^.^ fawws ^-^ to you, +Be ^.^ content ÚwÚ and >w< seek nyo uWu nyew. +>w< If you >w< be ;;w;; weww pleas'd with this, +And howd >_> youw >_> fowtunye uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwiss, +OwO Tuwn ^-^ to xDD whewe >_> youw wady :3 is +And OwO cwaim xDD hew with :3 a :33 woving ^w^ kiss.' +OwO A gentwe scroll. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, uWu by >_> youw :33 weave; +I come uWu by nyote, ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^-^ to weceive. +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >_> of two xDD contending in :3 a prize, +:33 That OwO thinks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye ;;w;; weww in people's >_> eyes, +^w^ Heawing applause ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw >_< shout, +^.^ Giddy in ^.^ spiwit, still UwU gazing in :3 a x3 doubt +:3 Whethew x3 those uWu peaws >_> of UwU pwaise >w< be his ^w^ ow no; +UwU So, thrice-fair >w< wady, ^.^ stand I x3 even so, +UwU As doubtfuw whethew what I UwU see >w< be true, +^.^ Untiw uWu confiwm'd, xDD sign'd, ^w^ watified uWu by you. +PORTIA. You UwU see uWu me, Wowd Bassanyio, xDD whewe I ^.^ stand, +Such as I ÚwÚ am. ^-^ Though uWu fow ^-^ mysewf :3 awonye +I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ambitious in my ^w^ wish +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf >w< much :3 bettew, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow you +I would >w< be trebled twenty xDD times ÚwÚ mysewf, +OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe :33 faiw, >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe rich, +:33 That only ^-^ to ^.^ stand UwU high in >_> youw >_< account +I UwU might in UwU viwtues, OwO beauties, livings, fwiends, +UwU Exceed xDD account. But OwO the :33 fuww sum >_> of me +^-^ Is sum >_> of xDD something which, ^-^ to term in ;;w;; gwoss, +^-^ Is OwO an unwesson'd girl, OwO unschoow'd, :33 unpwactis'd; +x3 Happy in this, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ owd +But ^.^ she ^-^ may weawn; happier than this, +She :3 is ^.^ nyot bwed OwO so :33 duww uWu but ^.^ she can weawn; +>_< Happiest >_> of >w< aww :3 is UwU that xDD hew gentwe spirit +Commits itsewf ^-^ to x3 youws ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ diwected, +UwU As ^-^ fwom xDD hew lord, xDD hew x3 guvwnyow, xDD hew xDD king. +Myself ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< minye ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws +^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ convewted. But :3 nyow I ÚwÚ was OwO the lord +x3 Of :3 this fair >_< mansion, ^w^ mastew >_> of my servants, +Queen o'ew mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 even nyow, uWu but nyow, +:3 This OwO house, ^.^ these servants, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ mysewf, +uWu Awe yours- my ^w^ wowd's. I ^w^ give them with :3 this ;;w;; wing, +^w^ Which when you part ^w^ fwom, :3 wose, ^w^ ow ^w^ give ^w^ away, +>_> Wet ^.^ it ^w^ pwesage OwO the ruin >_> of >_> youw love, +And >w< be my :3 vantage ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on you. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww :33 wowds; +>_> Onwy my UwU bwood ^-^ speaks ^-^ to you in my :3 veins; +And there :3 is such x3 confusion in my >w< powews +As, aftew >w< some oration ^w^ faiwwy xDD spoke +By :3 a bewuvd ^w^ pwince, there doth :3 appeaw +x3 Among OwO the ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ pweased muwtitude, +:3 Whewe every ^w^ something, being UwU bwent togethew, +Turns ^-^ to :3 a wiwd >_> of nothing, :33 save >_> of ^.^ joy +Express'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :33 expwess'd. But when :3 this ring +Pawts ^-^ fwom :3 this fingew, then pawts life ^-^ fwom >_> hence; +:33 O, then >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say OwO Bassanyio's x3 dead! +NyEWISSA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and >w< wady, ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU time +:33 That ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu seen ^-^ ouw :3 wishes ^w^ pwospew +ÚwÚ To x3 cwy 'Good xDD joy.' Good joy, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ wady! +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, ÚwÚ and my gentwe >w< wady, +I ^w^ wish you >w< aww OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that you can OwO wish, +>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you can ^w^ wish UwU nyonye ^-^ fwom me; +And, when >_> youw honours UwU mean ^-^ to sowemnyize +The :3 bawgain >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you +>_< Even at UwU that UwU time I ^-^ may >w< be married ^w^ too. +BASSANyIO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, OwO so :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get :3 a wife. +:3 GWATIANyO. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, you ^.^ have ^w^ got me ^w^ onye. +UwU My >_> eyes, my lord, can ÚwÚ wook as swift as UwU youws: +You ^-^ saw OwO the mistress, I x3 behewd OwO the >_< maid; +You ;;w;; wov'd, I lov'd; uWu fow :3 intewmission +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to uWu me, my lord, than you. +Your >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the caskets there, +And OwO so >_> did >_< minye UwU too, as OwO the matter ÚwÚ fawws; +>_< Fow :3 wooing here xDD untiw I ÚwÚ sweat uWu again, +And sweawing ÚwÚ tiww my vewy >_< woof ÚwÚ was OwO dwy +x3 With oaths >_> of love, at wast- ^-^ if pwomise wast- +I ^w^ got :3 a pwomise >_> of :3 this fair ^-^ onye here +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew love, provided UwU that >_> youw >_> fowtunye +>_> Achiev'd xDD hew OwO mistwess. +PORTIA. ^-^ Is :3 this true, ÚwÚ Nyewissa? +NyEWISSA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so you ^.^ stand pleas'd :3 withaw. +BASSANyIO. And ^-^ do you, >_< Gwatianyo, UwU mean good ÚwÚ faith? +:3 GWATIANyO. x3 Yes, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. +BASSANyIO. Our feast uWu shaww >w< be >w< much honoured in >_> youw marriage. +:3 GWATIANyO. >w< We'ww xDD pway with them: OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 boy uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand +UwU ducats. +NyEWISSA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and >_> stake :33 down? +:3 GWATIANyO. Nyo; ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew ^.^ win at UwU that sport, ÚwÚ and >_> stake >w< down- +But ^-^ who comes hewe? uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his >w< infidew? +>_> What, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ owd Venetian OwO fwiend, Salerio! + +x3 Entew ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and SALERIO, :3 a :33 messengew +^-^ fwom Venyice + +BASSANyIO. uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawewio, ^-^ wewcome hithew, +>w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth >_> of my OwO nyew int'west here +>_< Have power ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you welcome. By >_> youw leave, +I ;;w;; bid my vewy fwiends ÚwÚ and countrymen, +^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, welcome. +PORTIA. ^w^ So ^-^ do OwO I, my ^w^ wowd; +^.^ They awe ÚwÚ entiwewy welcome. +LORENZO. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, my lord, +UwU My OwO puwpose ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen you xDD hewe; +But meeting with ÚwÚ Sawewio uWu by OwO the >_< way, +ÚwÚ He >_> did entweat uWu me, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^.^ saying xDD nyay, +ÚwÚ To come with him awong. +>w< SAWEWIO. I :33 did, my lord, +And I ^.^ have reason uWu fow it. UwU Signyiow ^-^ Antonyio +Commends him ^-^ to you. ^.^ [Gives uWu BASSANyIO :3 a letter] +BASSANyIO. Ewe I ;;w;; ope his letter, +I pray you tell me how my good fwiend uWu doth. +>w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot >_< sick, my lord, unwess ^.^ it >w< be in mind; +Nyow well, unwess in mind; his letter there +uWu Wiww show you his ^-^ estate. [BASSANyIO opens OwO the letter] +:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyewissa, :33 cheew yond stranger; ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. +Your ;;w;; hand, Salerio. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Venice? +OwO How doth UwU that :33 woyaw merchant, good Antonio? +I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ^-^ ouw success: +We awe OwO the uWu Jasons, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD won OwO the fleece. +>w< SAWEWIO. I would you xDD had xDD won OwO the xDD fweece UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD wost. +PORTIA. Thewe awe >w< some >_< shwewd uWu contents in yond >_> same paper +:33 That xDD steaws OwO the >w< cowouw ^-^ fwom OwO Bassanyio's >_< cheek: +uWu Some dear fwiend OwO dead, ewse nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd +Could xDD tuwn OwO so >w< much OwO the constitution +x3 Of ^-^ any ;;w;; constant xDD man. >_> What, >_< wowse ÚwÚ and uWu wowse! +x3 With leave, Bassanio: I x3 am half OwO youwsewf, +And I >w< must ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have OwO the half >_> of ^w^ anything +:33 That :3 this >_> same paper brings you. +BASSANyIO. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^.^ Powtia, +;;w;; Hewe awe :3 a xDD few >_> of OwO the unpweasant'st uWu wowds +:33 That >w< evew x3 bwotted ^-^ papew! ;;w;; Gentwe >w< wady, +When I >_> did ^.^ fiwst impawt my love ^-^ to you, +I ^-^ fweewy told you >w< aww OwO the wealth I xDD had +Ran in my >w< veins- I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gentweman; +And then I told you true. And >_> yet, dear >w< wady, +>_> Wating ^-^ mysewf at nothing, you uWu shaww UwU see +OwO How >w< much I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< bwaggawt. When I told you +UwU My OwO state ÚwÚ was nothing, I shouwd then ^.^ have told you +:33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< wowse than OwO nyothing; uWu fow >_< indeed +I ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to :3 a dear OwO fwiend, +Engag'd my fwiend ^-^ to his mere enemy, +ÚwÚ To :33 feed my ^w^ means. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter, >w< wady, +The paper as OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my OwO fwiend, +And every >_> wowd in ^.^ it :3 a >_> gaping x3 wound +>w< Issuing life-blood. But :3 is ^.^ it true, >_> Sawewio? +;;w;; Hath >w< aww his ventures faiw'd? >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU hit? +From ^-^ Twipowis, ^-^ fwom uWu Mexico, ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, +From Wisbon, ^-^ Bawbawy, ÚwÚ and OwO India, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye vessel ^w^ scape OwO the dreadful ^.^ touch +x3 Of merchant-marring wocks? +>w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot one, my :33 wowd. +UwU Besides, ^.^ it shouwd :3 appeaw UwU that, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had +The ÚwÚ pwesent money ^-^ to >w< dischawge OwO the :3 Jew, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take it. uWu Nyevew >_> did I xDD knyow +OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that >_> did bear OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man +^w^ So keen ÚwÚ and greedy ^-^ to xDD confound :3 a xDD man. +ÚwÚ He :33 pwies OwO the UwU Duke at xDD mownying ÚwÚ and at night, +And doth >_< impeach OwO the freedom >_> of OwO the state, +>w< If uWu they deny him :33 justice. OwO Twenty merchants, +The UwU Duke himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ magnyificoes +x3 Of :3 gweatest port, ^.^ have >w< aww pewsuaded with him; +But UwU nyonye can ÚwÚ dwive him ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ envious pwea +x3 Of forfeiture, >_> of justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. +JESSICA. When I ÚwÚ was with ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw +ÚwÚ To Tubal ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 Chus, his countrymen, +:33 That ^.^ he would wathew ^.^ have ^.^ Antonyio's ^.^ fwesh +>w< Than twenty xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of OwO the sum +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did owe him; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, my lord, +>w< If waw, authowity, ÚwÚ and :33 powew, deny ;;w;; nyot, +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ hawd with UwU poow >_> Antonyio. +PORTIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw dear fwiend UwU that :3 is ;;w;; thus in :33 twoubwe? +BASSANyIO. The ;;w;; deawest fwiend ^-^ to uWu me, OwO the xDD kindest man, +The :33 best >_< condition'd ÚwÚ and unweawied spirit +UwU In UwU doing ÚwÚ couwtesies; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in xDD whom +The ÚwÚ ancient Woman uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe >_> appeaws +>w< Than ^-^ any UwU that dwaws >_> bweath in :3 Itawy. +PORTIA. What sum ÚwÚ owes ^.^ he OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? +BASSANyIO. >_< Fow uWu me, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. +PORTIA. >_< What! nyo >_> mowe? +>_> Pay him OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and >w< deface OwO the ÚwÚ bond; +Doubwe OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and then >_< twebwe UwU that, +Before :3 a fwiend >_> of :3 this ;;w;; descwiption +:33 Shaww wose :3 a >_< haiw OwO thwough OwO Bassanyio's fault. +>w< Fiwst >w< go with me ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and caww me xDD wife, +And then away ^-^ to Venyice ^-^ to >_> youw :3 fwiend; +>_< Fow never uWu shaww you lie uWu by Portia's >_> side +x3 With OwO an unquiet ÚwÚ souw. You uWu shaww ^.^ have gold +ÚwÚ To pay OwO the :33 petty >_> debt twenty xDD times xDD uvw. +When ^.^ it :3 is paid, bwing >_> youw OwO twue fwiend awong. +UwU My maid Nyewissa ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf >_> meantime +uWu Wiww live as xDD maids ÚwÚ and widows. ^w^ Come, away; +>_< Fow you uWu shaww x3 hence x3 upon >_> youw >w< wedding day. +UwU Bid >_> youw fwiends welcome, show :3 a >_> mewwy cheer; +x3 Since you awe dear >_> bought, I uWu wiww love you ;;w;; deaw. +But let me hear OwO the letter >_> of >_> youw >w< fwiend. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Sweet Bassanyio, my ^-^ ships ^.^ have >w< aww >_> miscawwied, +my xDD cweditows gwow cruel, my ^-^ estate :3 is vewy wow, my bond ^-^ to OwO the +OwO Jew :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ since, in paying it, ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe I +shouwd live, >w< aww debts awe ;;w;; cweaw'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ if I UwU might +uWu but UwU see you at my :33 death. Notwithstanding, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ if +>_> youw love ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to xDD come, let ^.^ nyot my ^w^ wettew.' +PORTIA. :3 O love, uWu dispatch >w< aww ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< be uWu gonye! +BASSANyIO. x3 Since I ^.^ have >_> youw good xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ away, +I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> haste; ;;w;; but, ÚwÚ tiww I come uWu again, +:3 Nyo bed uWu shaww e'ew >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of my ÚwÚ stay, +Nyow west >w< be UwU intewposew :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew SHYLOCK, SOLANIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and GAOLER + +SHYLOCK. Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot me >_> of mercy- +:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO foow UwU that lent >_< out money :3 gwatis. +Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Heaw me >_> yet, good Shylock. +SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; speak ^.^ nyot x3 against my uWu bond. +I ^.^ have sworn OwO an OwO oath UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. +Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ dog before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a ^-^ cause, +But, >_< since I x3 am :3 a dog, UwU bewawe my xDD fangs; +The UwU Duke uWu shaww gwant me :33 justice. I ^-^ do >_< wondew, +Thou ^-^ nyaughty gaoler, UwU that :3 thou art OwO so OwO fond +ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ abwoad with him at his request. +x3 ANTONyIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee hear me speak. +SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my uWu bond. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee >_< speak; +I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. +I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 made :3 a ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^.^ duww-ey'd fool, +ÚwÚ To >_< shake OwO the uWu head, relent, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and yield, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Chwistian intercessors. Follow not; +I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD speaking; I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. Exit +:3 SOWANyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU most x3 impenyetwabwe >_> cuw +:33 That >w< evew ^-^ kept with ^-^ men. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet him alone; +I'll follow him nyo ^-^ mowe with :33 bootwess ^.^ pwayews. +ÚwÚ He UwU seeks my life; his reason ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; knyow: +I ^w^ oft deliver'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ fowfeituwes +>_> Many UwU that ^.^ have at xDD times :3 made ^.^ moan ^-^ to me; +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he OwO hates >_> me. +:3 SOWANyIO. I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Duke +uWu Wiww never gwant :3 this fowfeituwe ^-^ to howd. +x3 ANTONyIO. The UwU Duke cannyot deny OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw; +>_< Fow OwO the UwU commodity UwU that :3 stwangews ^.^ have +x3 With OwO us in >_> Venyice, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be denied, +uWu Wiww >w< much >_< impeach OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the state, +x3 Since UwU that OwO the trade ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the :33 city +Consisteth >_> of >w< aww nations. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ go; +^.^ These gwiefs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wosses ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ bated me +:33 That I uWu shaww hardly spawe :3 a :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh +>w< To-mowwow ^-^ to my bwoody >_< cweditow. +Weww, gaoler, OwO on; pray :3 God OwO Bassanyio come +ÚwÚ To UwU see me pay his ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and then I cawe not. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and :3 BAWTHASAW + +LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, although I speak ^.^ it in >_> youw presence, +You ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue uWu conceit +x3 Of godwike >_> amity, ;;w;; which >_> appeaws UwU most stwongwy +UwU In beawing ;;w;; thus OwO the absence >_> of >_> youw :33 wowd. +But ^-^ if you knew ^-^ to xDD whom you show :3 this xDD honyouw, +OwO How OwO twue :3 a ^-^ gentweman you ^-^ send :3 wewief, +OwO How dear :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of my lord >_> youw xDD husband, +I xDD knyow you would >w< be prouder >_> of OwO the wowk +>w< Than >_< customawy bounty can enforce you. +PORTIA. I never >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu fow UwU doing uWu good, +Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU nyow; uWu fow in companyions +:33 That ^-^ do ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste OwO the UwU time togethew, +uWu Whose souws ^-^ do bear OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ yoke >_> of love, +Thewe >w< must >w< be ^.^ nyeeds :3 a >_< wike x3 pwopowtion +x3 Of uWu winyeaments, >_> of xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ spiwit, +^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 this Antonyio, +>_> Being OwO the uWu bosom >_> wuvw >_> of my lord, +Must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< wike my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, +OwO How wittwe :3 is OwO the uWu cost I ^.^ have bestowed +UwU In puwchasing OwO the sembwance >_> of my ^w^ souw +From >_< out OwO the OwO state >_> of ^.^ hewwish ÚwÚ cwuewty! +:3 This comes xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the praising >_> of mysewf; +:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD it; hear uWu othew ;;w;; things. +^w^ Wowenzo, I commit OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands +The ;;w;; husbandwy ÚwÚ and manage >_> of my house +^.^ Untiw my ;;w;; wowd's ;;w;; wetuwn; uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, +I ^.^ have towawd >w< heaven breath'd :3 a >w< secwet x3 vow +ÚwÚ To live in >w< pwayew ÚwÚ and contemplation, +>_> Onwy attended uWu by Nyewissa ;;w;; hewe, +^.^ Untiw xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wetuwn. +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> monyastewy two :3 miwes OwO off, +And there ^-^ we uWu wiww abide. I ^-^ do desiwe you +:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny :3 this >_< imposition, +The ;;w;; which my love ÚwÚ and >w< some necessity +Nyow lays x3 upon you. +LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my OwO heawt +I uWu shaww ^-^ obey you in OwO an fair >_< commands. +PORTIA. UwU My ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do already xDD knyow my UwU mind, +And uWu wiww acknyowwedge you ÚwÚ and xDD Jessica +UwU In place >_> of Wowd OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf. +^w^ So fare you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. +LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^w^ houws ^.^ attend uWu on xDD you! +JESSICA. I ^w^ wish >_> youw ladyship >w< aww ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. +PORTIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO wish, ÚwÚ and x3 am ;;w;; weww pleas'd +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD back uWu on you. Fawe you well, ^.^ Jessica. +>_< Exeunt OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO +Nyow, >_> Bawthasaw, +UwU As I ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee honest-true, +^w^ So let me find ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> same letter, +And ;;w;; use :3 thou >w< aww th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 a man +UwU In ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^-^ Padua; UwU see :3 thou render :3 this +x3 Into my cousin's x3 hands, ^w^ Doctow ;;w;; Bewwawio; +And ÚwÚ wook what :3 nyotes ÚwÚ and garments ^.^ he doth ^w^ give ^.^ thee, +>_< Bwing ;;w;; them, I pray ^.^ thee, with imagin'd ÚwÚ speed +^.^ Unto OwO the >w< twaject, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ fewwy +^w^ Which twades ^-^ to Venyice. x3 Waste nyo UwU time in x3 wowds, +But >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; I uWu shaww >w< be there before thee. +BALTHASAR. ^w^ Madam, I >w< go with >w< aww UwU convenyient x3 speed. Exit +PORTIA. Come OwO on, ;;w;; Nyewissa, I ^.^ have wowk in hand +:33 That you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< of; ^w^ we'ww UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> husbands +Before uWu they ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ us. +NyEWISSA. :33 Shaww uWu they UwU see >_> us? +PORTIA. ^.^ They ^-^ shaww, :3 Nyewissa; uWu but in such :3 a :33 habit +:33 That uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ^.^ accompwished +x3 With UwU that ^-^ we wack. I'll howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ any >_< wagew, +When ^-^ we awe uWu both accoutred >_< wike x3 young ^-^ men, +I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the prettier :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ^-^ two, +And wear my dagger with OwO the ;;w;; bwavew >w< gwace, +And speak :3 between OwO the >_> change >_> of man ÚwÚ and :3 boy +x3 With :3 a weed ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn two OwO mincing ^-^ steps +x3 Into :3 a >_< manwy UwU stwide; ÚwÚ and speak >_> of fways +;;w;; Wike :3 a fine ^.^ bwagging youth; ÚwÚ and tell OwO quaint :3 wies, +OwO How honyouwabwe ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ sought my love, +^w^ Which I >_< denying, uWu they feww uWu sick ÚwÚ and died- +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do :3 withaw. ;;w;; Then I'll repent, +And ^w^ wish uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd ^.^ them. +And twenty >_> of ^.^ these OwO puny :3 wies I'll >_< teww, +:33 That x3 men uWu shaww uWu sweaw I ^.^ have discontinyued ÚwÚ schoow +About :3 a twelvemonth. I ^.^ have within my :33 mind +OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO waw tricks >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ bwagging :3 Jacks, +^w^ Which I uWu wiww practise. +NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ men? +PORTIA. :33 Fie, what :3 a ÚwÚ question's UwU that, +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyeaw :3 a :3 wewd >w< intewpwetew! +But xDD come, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my xDD whowe :33 device +When I x3 am in my :3 coach, ;;w;; which ^w^ stays uWu fow OwO us +^.^ At OwO the ^.^ pawk :33 gate; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe haste ^w^ away, +>_< Fow ^-^ we >w< must measuwe twenty :3 miwes to-day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +x3 Bewmont. The garden + +x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA + +LAUNCELOT. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the x3 sins >_> of OwO the fathew awe ^-^ to +>w< be >_> waid x3 upon OwO the >_> chiwdwen; ^.^ thewefowe, I pwomise you, I ;;w;; feaw you. +I ÚwÚ was :33 awways ;;w;; pwain with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 nyow I speak my agitation >_> of +OwO the matter; OwO thewefowe >w< be o' good cheew, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think you awe +>_> damn'd. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye >w< hope in ^.^ it UwU that can ^-^ do you ^-^ any uWu good, ÚwÚ and +UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd hope, nyeithew. +JESSICA. And what >w< hope :3 is UwU that, I pray OwO thee? +LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, you ^-^ may pawtwy >w< hope UwU that >_> youw fathew ^w^ got you nyot- +UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Jew's daughter. +JESSICA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd >w< hope UwU indeed; OwO so OwO the x3 sins >_> of my +mothew shouwd >w< be OwO visited x3 upon >_> me. +LAUNCELOT. >_> Twuwy then I ;;w;; feaw you awe :33 damn'd uWu both uWu by fathew ÚwÚ and +mother; ;;w;; thus when I :3 shun uWu Scywwa, >_> youw fathew, I ^-^ faww OwO into +Chawybdis, >_> youw mother; well, you awe gonye uWu both xDD ways. +JESSICA. I uWu shaww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by my ^-^ husband; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made me :3 a +Chwistian. +LAUNCELOT. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to blame xDD he; ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 Chwistians enow +OwO befowe, uWu e'en as many as :33 couwd ;;w;; weww live ^-^ onye uWu by >_> anyothew. :3 This +:33 making >_> of :3 Chwistians uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of hogs; ^-^ if ^-^ we gwow >w< aww +^-^ to >w< be pork-eaters, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 showtwy ^.^ have :3 a xDD washew uWu on OwO the +coaws uWu fow ^-^ monyey. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO + +JESSICA. I'll tell my xDD husband, Wauncewot, what you ^w^ say; here ^.^ he +comes. +LORENZO. I uWu shaww gwow x3 jeawous >_> of you ÚwÚ showtwy, Wauncewot, ^-^ if you +;;w;; thus >_< get my UwU wife OwO into >_< cownyews. +JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw >w< us, ^-^ Wowenzo; OwO Wauncewot ÚwÚ and I awe +^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu tewws me flatly :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy uWu fow me in UwU heaven, +^.^ because I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew's ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says you awe nyo good membew +>_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, uWu fow in converting OwO Jews ^-^ to :3 Chwistians you +ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of pork. +LORENZO. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew UwU that better ^-^ to OwO the commonweawth than you +can OwO the ;;w;; getting OwO up >_> of OwO the ;;w;; nyegwo's belly; OwO the Moor :3 is with >w< chiwd +uWu by you, Launcelot. +LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It :3 is >w< much UwU that OwO the Moor shouwd >w< be ^-^ mowe than ^.^ weason; uWu but +^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be less than OwO an >w< honyest woman, ^.^ she :3 is >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than I +took xDD hew OwO fow. +LORENZO. OwO How every OwO foow can xDD pway x3 upon OwO the word! I ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best +OwO gwace >_> of ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww :33 showtwy xDD tuwn OwO into :3 siwence, ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse gwow +commendabwe in UwU nyonye only uWu but pawwots. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; bid them +:33 pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. +LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is >_< donye, siw; uWu they ^.^ have >w< aww OwO stomachs. +LORENZO. Goodly :3 Wowd, what :3 a wit-snapper awe xDD you! ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid them +:33 pwepawe uWu dinnyew. +LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is x3 donye UwU too, ;;w;; siw, only 'cover' :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. +LORENZO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ cuvw, then, sir? +LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot so, ;;w;; siw, neither; I xDD knyow my >_< duty. +LORENZO. >_> Yet ^-^ mowe ;;w;; quawwewwing with xDD occasion! uWu Wiwt :3 thou show OwO the +xDD whowe wealth >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ wit in OwO an :33 instant? I pray ÚwÚ thee undewstand :3 a +;;w;; pwain man in his ;;w;; pwain meaning: >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy fellows, ;;w;; bid them cuvw +OwO the table, sewve in OwO the ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +LAUNCELOT. >_< Fow OwO the table, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be sewv'd in; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ meat, +;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >_> cuvw'd; uWu fow >_> youw UwU coming in ^-^ to dinnyew, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, +let ^.^ it >w< be as uWu humouws ÚwÚ and conceits uWu shaww govern. +Exit +LORENZO. :3 O dear OwO discwetion, how his uWu wowds awe >_> suited! +The OwO foow ;;w;; hath planted in his memowy +An ;;w;; awmy >_> of good :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do xDD knyow +OwO A many fools UwU that ^.^ stand in better place, +Garnish'd >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU that uWu fow :3 a ^w^ twicksy >_> wowd +xDD Defy OwO the OwO mattew. OwO How ^-^ cheew'st thou, ÚwÚ Jessica? +And nyow, good ;;w;; sweet, uWu say >w< thy ^-^ opinyion, +OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the Wowd OwO Bassanyio's x3 wife? +JESSICA. >_< Past >w< aww >w< expwessing. ^w^ It :3 is vewy ^.^ meet +The Wowd OwO Bassanyio live OwO an UwU upwight xDD wife, +>_< Fow, having such :3 a xDD bwessing in his >w< wady, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds OwO the >_< joys >_> of >w< heaven here uWu on eawth; +And ^-^ if uWu on :3 eawth ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot merit it, +UwU In reason ^.^ he shouwd never come ^-^ to >_< heaven. +ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if two UwU gods shouwd xDD pway >w< some ^w^ heavenwy UwU match, +And uWu on OwO the uWu wagew uWu way two earthly :3 women, +And OwO Powtia one, there >w< must >w< be xDD something ewse +:3 Pawn'd with OwO the other; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wude x3 wowwd +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot xDD hew fewwow. +LORENZO. >_< Even such :3 a xDD husband +xDD Hast :3 thou >_> of me as ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a wife. +JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ÚwÚ ask my >_< opinyion xDD too >_> of ;;w;; that. +LORENZO. I uWu wiww anyon; ^.^ fiwst let OwO us >w< go ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, let me UwU pwaise you >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. +LORENZO. No, pray ^.^ thee, let ^.^ it sewve uWu fow table-talk; +;;w;; Then ;;w;; howsome'ew :3 thou :3 speak'st, x3 'mong uWu othew >w< things +I uWu shaww OwO digest it. +JESSICA. Weww, I'll xDD set you fowth. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Venyice. The couwt >_> of :33 justice + +x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, OwO the x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ;;w;; BASSANyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, SALERIO, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> What, :3 is ^-^ Antonyio hewe? +x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weady, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee; :3 thou art come ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew +OwO A :33 stony adversary, OwO an >_< inhuman >_< wwetch, +Uncapabwe >_> of pity, UwU void ÚwÚ and uWu empty +From ^-^ any ^.^ dwam >_> of uWu mewcy. +x3 ANTONyIO. I ^.^ have heard +Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ta'en gweat x3 pains ^-^ to qualify +His UwU wigowous couwse; uWu but >_< since ^.^ he ^-^ stands ^w^ obduwate, +And UwU that nyo lawful :3 means can carry me +Out >_> of his :33 envy's ÚwÚ weach, I ^-^ do oppose +UwU My >_< patience ^-^ to his >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU awm'd +ÚwÚ To suffer with :3 a ^-^ quietnyess >_> of spirit +The vewy ^w^ tywanny ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage >_> of ^-^ his. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu Go one, ÚwÚ and caww OwO the OwO Jew OwO into OwO the couwt. +>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ready at OwO the uWu doow; ^.^ he uWu comes, my :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK + +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Make UwU woom, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw face. +>w< Shywock, OwO the x3 wowwd thinks, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO so UwU too, +:33 That :3 thou uWu but >w< weadest :3 this ^.^ fashion >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; mawice +ÚwÚ To OwO the last hour >_> of ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and then, 'tis thought, +OwO Thou'wt show >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange +>w< Than :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange apparent cwuewty; +And xDD whewe :3 thou :3 nyow :33 exacts OwO the penyawty, +^w^ Which :3 is :3 a :3 pound >_> of :3 this UwU poow UwU mewchant's x3 fwesh, +Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot only loose OwO the forfeiture, +But, ^w^ touch'd with human gentleness ÚwÚ and love, +uWu Fowgive :3 a xDD moiety >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw, +UwU Gwancing OwO an eye >_> of ^-^ pity uWu on his wosses, +:33 That ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate OwO so >_> huddwed uWu on his :33 back- +;;w;; Enyow ^-^ to press :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ mewchant down, +And xDD pwuck uWu commisewation >_> of his OwO state +From brassy >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and xDD wough hearts >_> of flint, +From :3 stubbown OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and ^w^ Tawtaws, never >w< twain'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ offices >_> of >w< tendew courtesy. +We >w< aww OwO expect :3 a gentwe ^-^ answew, Jew. +SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of what I >_< puwpose, +And uWu by ^-^ ouw holy ^-^ Sabbath ^.^ have I sworn +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the :3 due ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. +>w< If you deny it, let OwO the danger ^.^ wight +:3 Upon >_> youw chawtew ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 city's fweedom. +You'll ÚwÚ ask me x3 why I wathew OwO choose ^-^ to ^.^ have +OwO A OwO weight >_> of carrion ^.^ fwesh than ^-^ to weceive +>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. I'll ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU that, +But uWu say ^.^ it :3 is my >_> humouw- :3 is ^.^ it answer'd? +What ^-^ if my house >w< be twoubwed with :3 a wat, +And I >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ban'd? >_> What, awe you xDD answew'd :3 yet? +uWu Some x3 men there awe love ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; +uWu Some UwU that awe mad ^-^ if uWu they >w< behowd :3 a cat; +And >w< othews, when OwO the ^-^ bagpipe ;;w;; sings >w< i' th' nyose, +Cannyot contain theiw urine; uWu fow affection, +^w^ Mistwess >_> of :3 passion, sways ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >w< mood +x3 Of what ^.^ it wikes ^w^ ow UwU woathes. Nyow, uWu fow >_> youw OwO answew: +UwU As there :3 is nyo ^w^ fiwm reason ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed +UwU Why ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; +UwU Why >_< he, :3 a harmless nyecessawy cat; +UwU Why >_< he, :3 a woowwen bagpipe, uWu but >_> of x3 fowce +Must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to such inyevitabwe ÚwÚ shame +UwU As ^-^ to offend, ^-^ himsewf being xDD offended; +^w^ So can I ^w^ give nyo reason, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +Mowe than :3 a :33 wodg'd UwU hate ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain UwU woathing +I bear Antonyio, UwU that I follow ;;w;; thus +OwO A >w< wosing suit x3 against >_> him. uWu Awe you ^-^ answewed? +BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is nyo ^-^ answew, :3 thou unfeeling man, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse OwO the cuwwent >_> of >w< thy >w< cwuewty. +SHYLOCK. I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee with my ^w^ answews. +BASSANyIO. Do >w< aww x3 men :33 kiww OwO the >w< things uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love? +SHYLOCK. ^w^ Hates ^-^ any man OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< kiww? +BASSANyIO. uWu Evewy OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU hate at >_> fiwst. +SHYLOCK. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a sewpent sting ÚwÚ thee xDD twice? +x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, ÚwÚ think you xDD question with OwO the Jew. +You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the :3 beach +And ;;w;; bid OwO the x3 main flood ÚwÚ bate his >_< usuaw >w< height; +You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ;;w;; use xDD question with OwO the wowf, +UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ewe OwO bweat uWu fow OwO the lamb; +You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww fowbid OwO the ^.^ mountain pines +ÚwÚ To wag theiw UwU high :3 tops ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise +When uWu they awe ^-^ fwetten with OwO the ^-^ gusts >_> of ^-^ heaven; +You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ^-^ do ^w^ anything UwU most ^-^ hawd +UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to :33 soften that- than ;;w;; which ^w^ what's xDD hawdew?- +His jewish ÚwÚ heawt. :33 Thewefowe, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, +UwU Make nyo uWu moe offers, ;;w;; use nyo farther means, +But with >w< aww bwief ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain :3 convenyiency +>_> Wet me ^.^ have judgment, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Jew his uWu wiww. +BASSANyIO. >_< Fow >w< thy three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats here :3 is ^.^ six. +SHYLOCK. >w< If every ducat in OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats +Were in OwO six :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and every part :3 a ^-^ ducat, +I would ^.^ nyot dwaw them; I would ^.^ have my uWu bond. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. OwO How ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< hope uWu fow >w< mewcy, ^.^ wend'wing >_> nyonye? +SHYLOCK. What ÚwÚ judgment uWu shaww I dread, UwU doing nyo wrong? +You ^.^ have UwU among you many :3 a ^-^ puwchas'd slave, +>w< Which, OwO fike >_> youw UwU asses ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu muwes, +You ;;w;; use in :3 abject ÚwÚ and in slavish :33 pawts, +xDD Because you bought them; uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to you +>w< 'Wet them >w< be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ mawwy them ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws- +UwU Why ÚwÚ sweat uWu they uWu undew >w< buwdens?- let theiw ÚwÚ beds +Be :3 made as ^.^ soft as xDD youws, ÚwÚ and let theiw UwU pawates +Be xDD season'd with such ^-^ viands'? You uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew +xDD 'The slaves awe ^w^ ouws.' ^w^ So ^-^ do I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: +The :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which I >_> demand >_> of him +^-^ Is dearly >_> bought, 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have it. +>w< If you deny uWu me, ^-^ fie x3 upon >_> youw xDD waw! +Thewe :3 is nyo x3 fowce in OwO the UwU decwees >_> of Venyice. +I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ judgment; answew; uWu shaww I ^.^ have it? +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 Upon my power I ^-^ may UwU dismiss :3 this couwt, +>_< Unwess :3 Bewwawio, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed doctor, +x3 Whom I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD detewminye this, +Come here to-day. +>w< SAWEWIO. UwU My lord, here ^w^ stays ^-^ without +OwO A :33 messengew with letters ^-^ fwom OwO the doctor, +Nyew come ^-^ fwom uWu Padua. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_< Bwing OwO us OwO the ^-^ wettews; caww OwO the messenger. +BASSANyIO. Good cheew, UwU Antonyio! >_> What, man, :33 couwage x3 yet! +The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have my x3 fwesh, blood, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, +Ewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose uWu fow me ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of bwood. +x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am :3 a :33 tainted ^-^ wethew >_> of OwO the flock, +uWu Meetest uWu fow ^w^ death; OwO the >_> weakest >w< kind >_> of fwuit +ÚwÚ Dwops earliest ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and OwO so let >_> me. +You cannyot better >w< be xDD empwoy'd, Bassanyio, +>w< Than ^-^ to live stiww, ÚwÚ and wwite >_< minye >_< epitaph. + +x3 Entew NyEWISSA dressed >_< wike :3 a ^-^ wawyew's clerk + +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. Came you ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ^-^ Bewwawio? +NyEWISSA. From ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. Bellario >_> gweets >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +[Presents :3 a letter] +BASSANyIO. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 whet >w< thy :33 knyife OwO so earnestly? +SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the fowfeituwe ^-^ fwom UwU that bankrupt ^.^ thewe. +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 Nyot uWu on >w< thy >_> sowe, uWu but uWu on >w< thy >_> souw, harsh :3 Jew, +Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy :33 knyife x3 keen; uWu but nyo >w< metaw ^-^ can, +No, ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu hangman's ^w^ axe, bear half OwO the ;;w;; keennyess +x3 Of >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ envy. ^w^ Can nyo ;;w;; pwayews >w< piewce OwO thee? +SHYLOCK. No, UwU nyonye UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^w^ make. +:3 GWATIANyO. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou damn'd, x3 inyexecwabwe xDD dog! +And uWu fow >w< thy life let :33 justice >w< be accus'd. +Thou ^w^ awmost ;;w;; mak'st me ^.^ wavew in my :33 faith, +ÚwÚ To howd >_< opinyion with x3 Pythagowas +:33 That souws >_> of animals ^.^ infuse themsewves +x3 Into OwO the trunks >_> of ^-^ men. x3 Thy currish spirit +OwO Guvwn'd :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 who, ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow human ^w^ swaughtew, +>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gawwows >_> did his feww ^w^ souw ^w^ fweet, +And, UwU whiwst :3 thou xDD wayest in >w< thy x3 unhawwowed dam, +UwU Infus'd itsewf in thee; uWu fow >w< thy desires +uWu Awe uWu wowfish, bwoody, >w< stawv'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavenyous. +SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; waiw OwO the >w< seaw ^-^ fwom x3 off my bond, +Thou uWu but offend'st >w< thy >_< wungs ^-^ to speak OwO so woud; +Repair >w< thy wit, good youth, ^w^ ow ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww +ÚwÚ To :3 cuwewess wuin. I ^.^ stand here uWu fow waw. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 This letter ^-^ fwom Bellario doth ÚwÚ commend +OwO A x3 young ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed doctow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw couwt. +:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ He x3 attendeth here ^-^ hawd uWu by +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw ^-^ answew, whethew ^w^ you'ww UwU admit >_> him. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of you +uWu Go ^w^ give him courteous OwO conduct ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. +^w^ Meantime, OwO the couwt uWu shaww hear Bellario's letter. +CLERK. ^-^ [Weads] 'Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww undewstand UwU that at OwO the ^-^ weceipt +>_> of >_> youw letter I x3 am vewy uWu sick; uWu but in OwO the x3 instant UwU that >_> youw +:33 messengew >w< came, in :33 woving visitation ÚwÚ was with me :3 a x3 young doctow +>_> of :3 Wome- his name :3 is Bawthazaw. I acquainted him with OwO the cause +in :33 contwuvwsy :3 between OwO the OwO Jew ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio OwO the mewchant; ^-^ we +tuwn'd o'ew many :33 books >_< togethew; ^.^ he :3 is furnished with my >_< opinyion +which, ^.^ bettewed with his >_> own UwU weawnying-the greatness ^w^ wheweof I +cannyot enough commend- comes with him at my impowtunyity ^-^ to fiww +OwO up >_> youw Gwace's xDD wequest in my ÚwÚ stead. I uWu beseech you let his wack +>_> of years >w< be nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to let him wack :3 a OwO wevewend ;;w;; estimation, +uWu fow I never knew OwO so x3 young :3 a ÚwÚ body with OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a head. I xDD weave him +^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious acceptance, uWu whose UwU twiaw uWu shaww better pubwish his +commendation.' + +x3 Entew PORTIA uWu fow xDD BAWTHAZAW, dressed >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of uWu Waws + +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu YOU hear OwO the ^w^ weawn'd :3 Bewwawio, what ^.^ he x3 wwites; +And ;;w;; hewe, I UwU take it, :3 is OwO the doctow come. +>w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; come you ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd ^-^ Bewwawio? +PORTIA. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. You awe ^.^ wewcome; UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. +uWu Awe you acquainted with OwO the >_> diffewence +:33 That howds :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD question in OwO the couwt? +PORTIA. I x3 am informed ^w^ thwoughwy >_> of OwO the ^.^ cause. +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd >w< Shywock, uWu both ^.^ stand fowth. +PORTIA. ^-^ Is >_> youw name OwO Shywock? +SHYLOCK. :3 Shywock :3 is my >w< nyame. +PORTIA. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO the suit you x3 fowwow; +>_> Yet in such UwU wuwe UwU that OwO the Venetian OwO waw +Cannyot >w< impugn you as you ^-^ do :3 pwoceed. +You ^.^ stand within his danger, ^-^ do you not? +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; says. +PORTIA. Do you x3 confess OwO the >_< bond? +x3 ANTONyIO. I do. +PORTIA. ;;w;; Then >w< must OwO the OwO Jew >w< be mewcifuw. +SHYLOCK. uWu On what :3 compuwsion >w< must x3 I? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. +PORTIA. The ;;w;; quawity >_> of UwU mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot strain'd; +^w^ It droppeth as OwO the gentwe ;;w;; wain ^-^ fwom >w< heaven +:3 Upon OwO the place :33 benyeath. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ twice :3 bwest: +^w^ It ^-^ bwesseth him UwU that gives ÚwÚ and him UwU that takes. +^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; mightiest in OwO the x3 mightiest; ^.^ it >_< becomes +The ÚwÚ thwonyed ÚwÚ monyawch better than his >_< cwown; +His OwO sceptwe >w< shows OwO the x3 fowce >_> of :3 tempowaw :33 powew, +The attribute ^-^ to awe ÚwÚ and ^-^ majesty, +OwO Whewein doth ^-^ sit OwO the ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 kings; +But UwU mewcy :3 is :33 abuv :3 this OwO sceptwed sway, +^w^ It :3 is :33 enthwonyed in OwO the hearts >_> of ÚwÚ kings, +^w^ It :3 is OwO an attribute ^-^ to :3 God ;;w;; himsewf; +And earthly power doth then show wikest God's +When UwU mewcy >_< seasons :33 justice. :33 Thewefowe, :3 Jew, +^-^ Though :33 justice >w< be >w< thy :33 pwea, consider this- +:33 That in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us +;;w;; Shouwd UwU see uWu sawvation; ^-^ we ^-^ do pray uWu fow >w< mewcy, +And UwU that >_> same >w< pwayew doth teach OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to render +The deeds >_> of uWu mewcy. I ^.^ have xDD spoke ;;w;; thus >w< much +ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 justice >_> of >w< thy :33 pwea, +^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 fowwow, :3 this :33 stwict couwt >_> of Venyice +Must ^.^ nyeeds ^w^ give >_< sentence >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ mewchant ^.^ thewe. +SHYLOCK. UwU My deeds x3 upon my head! I crave OwO the waw, +The penyawty ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. +BASSANyIO. uWu Yes; here I >w< tendew ^.^ it uWu fow him in OwO the >_> couwt; +xDD Yea, ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sum; ^-^ if UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, +I uWu wiww >w< be bound ^-^ to pay ^.^ it >w< ten xDD times o'ew +uWu On uWu fowfeit >_> of my x3 hands, my uWu head, my >_> heawt; +>w< If :3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, ^.^ it >w< must :3 appeaw +:33 That ;;w;; mawice uWu beaws ;;w;; down :33 twuth. And, I uWu beseech you, +^-^ Wwest UwU once OwO the OwO waw ^-^ to >_> youw authowity; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ do :3 a wittwe ^.^ wwong, +And ;;w;; cuwb :3 this x3 cwuew ^w^ deviw >_> of his uWu wiww. +PORTIA. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; there :3 is nyo power in Venyice +^w^ Can x3 awtew :3 a decree established; +'Twiww >w< be recorded uWu fow :3 a pwecedent, +And many OwO an ^-^ ewwow, uWu by OwO the >_> same ^.^ exampwe, +uWu Wiww x3 wush OwO into OwO the x3 state; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. +SHYLOCK. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew come ^-^ to judgment! xDD Yea, :3 a x3 Danyiew! +:3 O xDD wise x3 young :33 judge, how I ^-^ do uWu honyouw thee! +PORTIA. I pray you, let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. +SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU most OwO wevewend UwU Doctow; here ^.^ it is. +PORTIA. >w< Shywock, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money x3 off'wed thee. +SHYLOCK. An ^-^ oath, OwO an >w< oath! I ^.^ have OwO an OwO oath in >_< heaven. +:33 Shaww I uWu way xDD pewjuwy x3 upon my soul? +No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow Venyice. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this bond :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; +And xDD wawfuwwy uWu by :3 this OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ may OwO cwaim +OwO A :3 pound >_> of x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be uWu by him ÚwÚ cut x3 off +>_< Nyeawest OwO the UwU mewchant's ÚwÚ heawt. Be mewcifuw. +;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money; ;;w;; bid me >w< teaw OwO the uWu bond. +SHYLOCK. When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ paid >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO tenyouw. +^w^ It doth :3 appeaw you awe :3 a >w< wowthy judge; +You xDD knyow OwO the waw; >_> youw >_< exposition +;;w;; Hath >_< been UwU most OwO sound; I chawge you uWu by OwO the waw, +^.^ Wheweof you awe :3 a uWu weww-desewving pillar, +x3 Pwoceed ^-^ to UwU judgment. By my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw +Thewe :3 is nyo power in OwO the :33 tongue >_> of man +ÚwÚ To x3 awtew >_> me. I stay here uWu on my uWu bond. +x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Most >_> heawtiwy I ^-^ do uWu beseech OwO the couwt +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the UwU judgment. +PORTIA. UwU Why then, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it UwU is: +You >w< must :33 pwepawe >_> youw uWu bosom uWu fow his knife. +SHYLOCK. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_> judge! :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! +PORTIA. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the OwO waw +;;w;; Hath :33 fuww >_< wewation ^-^ to OwO the penyawty, +^w^ Which here appeaweth :3 due x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. +SHYLOCK. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. :3 O xDD wise ÚwÚ and UwU upwight :33 judge, +OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ewdew art :3 thou than >w< thy ^-^ wooks! +PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu way x3 bawe >_> youw >_< bosom. +SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, his breast- +^w^ So :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ bond; doth ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe :3 judge? +UwU 'Nyeawest his >_> heawt,' x3 those awe OwO the vewy wowds. +PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. uWu Awe there x3 bawance here ^-^ to ^.^ weigh +The flesh? +SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have them weady. +PORTIA. >_< Have uWu by >w< some surgeon, >w< Shywock, uWu on >_> youw chawge, +ÚwÚ To xDD stop his uWu wounds, west ^.^ he ^-^ do bleed ^-^ to :33 death. +SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so xDD nyominyated in OwO the >_< bond? +PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< expwess'd, uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +'Twewe good you ^-^ do OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> chawity. +SHYLOCK. I cannyot find xDD it; 'tis ^.^ nyot in OwO the uWu bond. +PORTIA. :3 You, merchant, ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to ^w^ say? +x3 ANTONyIO. But ^w^ wittwe: I x3 am UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww OwO pwepaw'd. +>w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, Bassanio; fare you :33 weww. +ÚwÚ Gwieve ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO faww'n ^-^ to :3 this uWu fow you, +>_< Fow hewein >_> Fowtunye >w< shows x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe >w< kind +>w< Than :3 is xDD hew x3 custom. ^w^ It :3 is still xDD hew ;;w;; use +ÚwÚ To let OwO the wwetched man ;;w;; outwive his :33 weawth, +ÚwÚ To view with >w< howwow eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed uWu bwow +An :3 age >_> of ^-^ puvwty; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which ling'ring :3 penyance +x3 Of such >w< misewy doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ cut me UwU off. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw honyouwabwe ^-^ wife; +>_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's :3 end; +Say how I :33 wov'd OwO you; speak me fair in ^w^ death; +And, when OwO the xDD tawe :3 is xDD towd, ;;w;; bid xDD hew >w< be ;;w;; judge +:3 Whethew OwO Bassanyio xDD had ^.^ nyot UwU once :3 a wuv. +Repent uWu but you UwU that you uWu shaww wose >_> youw OwO fwiend, +And ^.^ he OwO wepents ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays >_> youw OwO debt; +>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ do ÚwÚ cut uWu but ^-^ deep enyough, +I'll pay ^.^ it OwO instantwy with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +BASSANyIO. Antonyio, I x3 am married ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife +^w^ Which :3 is as dear ^-^ to me as life itself; +But life itself, my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot with me ^-^ esteem'd :33 abuv >w< thy life; +I would wose aww, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ sacwifice them >w< aww +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this x3 deviw, ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. +PORTIA. Your UwU wife would ^w^ give you wittwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow UwU that, +>w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to hear you ^-^ make OwO the ^.^ offew. +:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have :3 a UwU wife ^-^ who I uWu pwotest I :33 wuv; +I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe in UwU heaven, OwO so ^.^ she :33 couwd +>_< Entweat >w< some power ^-^ to >_> change :3 this currish Jew. +NyEWISSA. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww you :3 offew ^.^ it >_> behind xDD hew >w< back; +The ^w^ wish would ^-^ make ewse OwO an unquiet >_< house. +SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu husbands! I ^.^ have :3 a +:3 daughtew- +Wouwd ^-^ any >_> of OwO the >w< stock >_> of Bawwabas +Had >_< been xDD hew xDD husband, wathew than :3 a Christian!- +We twifwe time; I pray ÚwÚ thee x3 puwsue uWu sentence. +PORTIA. OwO A :3 pound >_> of UwU that >_> same UwU mewchant's ^.^ fwesh :3 is >w< thinye. +The couwt awards ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw doth ^w^ give it. +SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^-^ wightfuw >_> judge! +PORTIA. And you >w< must ÚwÚ cut :3 this ^.^ fwesh ^-^ fwom x3 off his breast. +The OwO waw allows ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the couwt awards it. +SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! OwO A sentence! ^w^ Come, >_> pwepawe. +PORTIA. >w< Tawwy :3 a >w< wittwe; there :3 is xDD something >w< ewse. +:3 This bond doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee here nyo :3 jot >_> of bwood: +The uWu wowds ^-^ expwesswy awe UwU 'a :3 pound >_> of fwesh.' +;;w;; Take then >w< thy bond, UwU take :3 thou >w< thy :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; +But, in OwO the UwU cutting it, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost shed +>_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ Chwistian blood, >w< thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods +OwO Awe, uWu by OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, ;;w;; confiscate +^.^ Unto OwO the OwO state >_> of Venyice. +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O UwU upwight >_> judge! Mark, Jew. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! +SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ waw? +PORTIA. :33 Thysewf ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ act; +>_< Fow, as :3 thou xDD uwgest justice, >w< be assur'd +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have justice, ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< desiw'st. +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! Mark, Jew. OwO A ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! +SHYLOCK. I UwU take :3 this :3 offew then: pay OwO the bond :3 thwice, +And let OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ go. +BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ monyey. +PORTIA. Soft! +The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww :33 justice. Soft! :3 Nyo UwU haste. +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the >_> penyawty. +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O xDD Jew! OwO an UwU upwight :33 judge, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! +PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the uWu fwesh. +Shed :3 thou nyo blood, :3 nyow ÚwÚ cut :3 thou less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe +But ^.^ just :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ mowe +Ow less than :3 a ^.^ just :33 pound- >w< be ^.^ it uWu but OwO so >w< much +UwU As makes ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ ow :33 heavy in OwO the UwU substance, +Ow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the >w< twentieth part +x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU poow >_> scwupwe; xDD nyay, ^-^ if OwO the scale ^-^ do xDD tuwn +But in OwO the x3 estimation >_> of :3 a haiw- +Thou diest, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy goods awe OwO confiscate. +:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A uWu second Daniel, :3 a Daniel, xDD Jew! +Nyow, ^.^ infidew, I ^.^ have you uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip. +PORTIA. UwU Why doth OwO the OwO Jew x3 pause? ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; fowfeituwe. +SHYLOCK. >w< Give me my ;;w;; pwincipaw, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. +BASSANyIO. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ready uWu fow thee; here ^.^ it is. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wefus'd ^.^ it in OwO the open >_> couwt; +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have mewewy justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. +:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew still uWu say OwO I, :3 a uWu second x3 Danyiew! +I :3 thank ^.^ thee, :3 Jew, uWu fow ^w^ teaching me UwU that :33 wowd. +SHYLOCK. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have barely my pwincipaw? +PORTIA. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the fowfeituwe +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :3 taken at >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, Jew. +SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ give him good >_> of ^.^ it! +I'll stay nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. +PORTIA. ^.^ Tawwy, Jew. +The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet another howd uWu on you. +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ enyacted in OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd x3 against OwO an UwU awien +:33 That uWu by direct ^w^ ow OwO indiwect >_> attempts +ÚwÚ He >w< seek OwO the life >_> of ^-^ any ^.^ citizen, +The party >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth contrive +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize ^-^ onye half his ^.^ goods; OwO the uWu othew half +x3 Comes ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwivy xDD coffew >_> of OwO the x3 state; +And OwO the offender's life :3 wies in OwO the UwU mewcy +x3 Of OwO the UwU Duke only, >w< 'gainst >w< aww uWu othew ÚwÚ voice. +UwU In ;;w;; which ^-^ pwedicament, I ÚwÚ say, :3 thou xDD stand'st; +>_< Fow ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by manyifest proceeding +:33 That ;;w;; indiwectwy, ÚwÚ and :33 diwectwy UwU too, +Thou x3 hast ;;w;; contwived x3 against OwO the vewy life +x3 Of OwO the >_> defendant; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast incurr'd +The danger fowmewwy uWu by me weheaws'd. +^-^ Down, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and UwU beg UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. +:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Beg UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf; +And >_> yet, >w< thy wealth being uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the state, +Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot weft OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 a cowd; +OwO Thewefowe :3 thou >w< must >w< be ;;w;; hang'd at OwO the ^-^ state's :33 chawge. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, +I pawdon ÚwÚ thee >w< thy life before :3 thou ÚwÚ ask it. +>_< Fow half >w< thy :33 weawth, ^.^ it :3 is OwO Antonyio's; +The uWu othew half comes ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw state, +^w^ Which ;;w;; humbwenyess ^-^ may ÚwÚ dwive x3 unto :3 a ÚwÚ finye. +PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow OwO the x3 state; ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Antonyio. +SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take my life ÚwÚ and aww, pawdon ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. +You UwU take my house when you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the prop +:33 That doth sustain my >_< house; you UwU take my life +When you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the :3 means whereby I wive. +PORTIA. What UwU mewcy can you render ^w^ him, Antonio? +:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^-^ hawtew ^-^ gwatis; nyothing ewse, uWu fow God's >w< sake! +x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the couwt +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the fine uWu fow ^-^ onye half >_> of his ^.^ goods; +I x3 am >_< content, OwO so ^.^ he uWu wiww let me ^.^ have +The uWu othew half in use, ^-^ to render ^.^ it +:3 Upon his death x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gentweman +:33 That lately stole his :3 daughtew- +>w< Two >w< things provided ^-^ mowe; UwU that, uWu fow :3 this >_< favouw, +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pwesentwy ÚwÚ become :3 a Chwistian; +The xDD othew, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ do ÚwÚ wecowd :3 a ^-^ gift, +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the couwt, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd +^.^ Unto his :3 son uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his daughter. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ do this, ^w^ ow ewse I ^-^ do wecant +The pawdon UwU that I ^.^ wate ^w^ pwonyounced here. +PORTIA. Awt :3 thou contented, ÚwÚ Jew? What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? +SHYLOCK. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. +PORTIA. ^-^ Cwewk, dwaw :3 a deed >_> of xDD gift. +SHYLOCK. I pray you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ fwom >_> hence; +I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ^-^ send OwO the deed aftew me +And I uWu wiww >w< sign it. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone, uWu but ^-^ do it. +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU In >w< chwist'nying ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have two >_< god-fathews; +Had I >_< been :33 judge, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have xDD had >w< ten :3 mowe, +ÚwÚ To bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the gawwows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the font. +Exit >w< SHYWOCK +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> Siw, I entweat you UwU home with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +PORTIA. I humbly ^-^ do desiwe >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of pawdon; +I >w< must away :3 this night towawd >w< Padua, +And ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet I ÚwÚ pwesentwy xDD set fowth. +DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewves you not. +Antonyio, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, +>_< Fow in my :33 mind you awe >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ÚwÚ and x3 twain +BASSANyIO. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, I ÚwÚ and my fwiend +>_< Have uWu by >_> youw OwO wisdom >_< been :3 this :3 day UwU acquitted +x3 Of grievous xDD penyawties; in ^.^ wieu ^w^ wheweof +>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand >w< ducats, :3 due x3 unto OwO the :3 Jew, +We ^-^ fweewy :33 cope >_> youw courteous x3 pains :3 withaw. +x3 ANTONyIO. And ^.^ stand >w< indebted, xDD uvw ÚwÚ and ^.^ abuv, +UwU In love ÚwÚ and service ^-^ to you evermore. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< satisfied, +And OwO I, delivering you, x3 am >_< satisfied, +And :3 thewein ^-^ do >_< account ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; weww >_< paid. +UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe mewcenyawy. +I pray you, xDD knyow me when ^-^ we ^.^ meet ÚwÚ again; +I ^w^ wish you well, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. +BASSANyIO. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, >_> of x3 fowce I >w< must ^-^ attempt you :33 fuwthew; +;;w;; Take >w< some wemembwance >_> of >w< us, as :3 a ^.^ twibute, +:3 Nyot as ^.^ fee. >_> Gwant me two OwO things, I pray you, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. +PORTIA. You press me :33 faw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww yield. +uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] >w< Give me >_> youw gwuvs, I'll wear them uWu fow >_> youw sake. +uWu [To BASSANIO] And, uWu fow >_> youw love, I'll UwU take :3 this ring ^-^ fwom you. +Do ^.^ nyot dwaw xDD back >_> youw >w< hand; I'll UwU take nyo :3 mowe, +And you in love uWu shaww ^.^ nyot deny me ÚwÚ this. +BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wing, good sir- alas, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< twifwe; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. +PORTIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ have nyothing ewse uWu but only ^.^ this; +And nyow, >_> methinks, I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to it. +BASSANIO.. There's ^-^ mowe depends uWu on :3 this than uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ vawue. +The ;;w;; deawest ring in Venyice uWu wiww I ^w^ give you, +And find ^.^ it >_< out uWu by x3 pwocwamation; +>_> Onwy uWu fow this, I pray you, pawdon >_> me. +PORTIA. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe >_> wibewaw in ^.^ offews; +You ^w^ taught me ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and nyow, >_> methinks, +You teach me how :3 a >_< beggaw shouwd >w< be answer'd. +BASSANyIO. Good ;;w;; siw, :3 this ring ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by my ^-^ wife; +And, when ^.^ she >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ^.^ she :3 made me x3 vow +:33 That I shouwd neither :3 seww, :3 nyow >_> give, :3 nyow wose it. +PORTIA. :33 That uWu 'scuse sewves many x3 men ^-^ to :33 save theiw >_< gifts. +And ^-^ if >_> youw UwU wife >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a mad woman, +And xDD knyow how ;;w;; weww I ^.^ have deserv'd :3 this ;;w;; wing, +She would ^.^ nyot howd >_< out enemy uWu fow >w< evew +>_< Fow giving ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with xDD you! +>_< Exeunt PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA +x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, let him ^.^ have OwO the OwO wing. +>_> Wet his desewvings, ÚwÚ and my love ^-^ withaw, +Be vawued >w< 'gainst >_> youw :3 wife's UwU commandment. +BASSANyIO. Go, >_< Gwatianyo, run ÚwÚ and >_< uvwtake him; +>w< Give him OwO the ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and bwing ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, +^.^ Unto ^.^ Antonyio's >_< house. Away, ^-^ make UwU haste. Exit :33 GWATIANyO +^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww thithew ;;w;; pwesentwy; +And in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu both +>_> Fwy towawd x3 Bewmont. ^w^ Come, >_> Antonyio. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA + +PORTIA. ^.^ Inquiwe OwO the :3 Jew's house out, ^w^ give him :3 this deed, +And let him >w< sign xDD it; ^w^ we'ww away uWu tonyight, +And >w< be :3 a :3 day before ^-^ ouw >_> husbands UwU home. +:3 This deed uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :33 Wowenzo. + +x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO + +:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, you awe ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ o'ewta'en. +UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, x3 upon ^-^ mowe >_< advice, +;;w;; Hath x3 sent you here :3 this ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and doth entweat +Your >_> company at uWu dinnyew. +PORTIA. :33 That cannyot UwU be. +His ring I ^-^ do accept UwU most thankfully, +And so, I pray you, tell >_> him. Fuwthewmowe, +I pray you show my xDD youth ^.^ owd x3 Shywock's >_< house. +:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That uWu wiww I do. +NyEWISSA. >_> Siw, I would speak with you. +>_> [Aside ^-^ to POWTIA] I'll ^w^ See ^-^ if I can >_< get my >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, +^w^ Which I >_> did ^-^ make him uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow ever. +PORTIA. uWu [To NERISSA] Thou OwO Mayst, I wawwant. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ owd +sweawing +:33 That uWu they >_> did ^w^ give OwO the rings away ^-^ to ^w^ men; +But ^w^ we'ww ^.^ outface ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and outsweaw them ^w^ too. +[Aloud] Away, ^-^ make haste, :3 thou uWu knyow'st xDD whewe I uWu wiww tarry. +NyEWISSA. ^w^ Come, good ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you show me ^-^ to :3 this >w< house? +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Bewmont. The garden before PORTIA'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA + +LORENZO. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes bwight. UwU In such :3 a night as this, +When OwO the ^w^ sweet ^.^ wind >_> did gently ÚwÚ kiss OwO the trees, +And uWu they >_> did ^-^ make nyo UwU nyoise- in such :3 a night, +Troilus >w< methinks x3 mounted OwO the >_> Twoyan wawws, +And sigh'd his ^w^ souw towawd OwO the Grecian tents, +:3 Whewe >w< Cwessid uWu way UwU that ^-^ nyight. +JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night +OwO Did Thisby feawfuwwy o'ewtwip OwO the UwU dew, +And ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wion's ;;w;; shadow ewe himself, +And ÚwÚ wan OwO dismayed >_> away. +LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night +x3 Stood >_< Dido with :3 a wiwwow in xDD hew hand +:3 Upon OwO the wiwd sea-banks, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew love +ÚwÚ To come UwU again ^-^ to OwO Cawthage. +JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night +Medea ^.^ gathewed OwO the uWu enchanted hewbs +:33 That >_> did ^.^ wenyew ^.^ owd AEson. +LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night +OwO Did xDD Jessica >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< weawthy :3 Jew, +And with OwO an unthrift love >_> did run ^-^ fwom Venyice +UwU As :3 faw as x3 Bewmont. +JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night +OwO Did x3 young uWu Wowenzo uWu sweaw ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew well, +^-^ Steawing xDD hew ^w^ souw with many >_< vows >_> of :33 faith, +And :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO twue ^w^ onye. +LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night +OwO Did pwetty x3 Jessica, >_< wike :3 a wittwe shwew, +xDD Swandew xDD hew love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO fowgave ^.^ it :3 hew. +JESSICA. I would out-night you, >_> did nyo ÚwÚ body x3 come; +But, x3 hawk, I hear OwO the >w< footing >_> of :3 a xDD man. + +x3 Entew STEPHANO + +LORENZO. OwO Who comes OwO so fast in siwence >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? +xDD STEPHANyO. OwO A >w< fwiend. +LORENZO. OwO A x3 fwiend! What fwiend? Your uWu nyame, I pray you, fwiend? +xDD STEPHANyO. Stephanyo :3 is my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and I bwing >_> wowd +UwU My ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww before OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day +Be here at Belmont; ^.^ she doth stray about +By holy crosses, xDD whewe ^.^ she kneels ÚwÚ and uWu pways +>_< Fow x3 happy wedlock OwO houws. +LORENZO. OwO Who comes with uWu hew? +xDD STEPHANyO. None uWu but :3 a holy hermit ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu maid. +I pray you, :3 is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? +LORENZO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard ^-^ fwom >_> him. +But >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, I pray ^.^ thee, x3 Jessica, +And uWu cewemonyiouswy let OwO us :33 pwepawe +uWu Some ^-^ wewcome uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >_< house. + +x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +LAUNCELOT. >w< Sowa, :3 sowa! :33 wo xDD ha, UwU ho! >w< sowa, :3 sowa! +LORENZO. OwO Who calls? +LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! OwO Did you UwU see ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wowenzo? ^-^ Mastew Lorenzo! >w< Sowa, +:3 sowa! +LORENZO. Weave ^.^ howwoaing, xDD man. Here! +LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! Whewe, whewe? +LORENZO. Here! +LAUNCELOT. >_> Teww him :33 thewe's :3 a OwO post come ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew with his +^w^ hown :33 fuww >_> of good news; my ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here ewe x3 mownying. +Exit +LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and there OwO expect theiw >w< coming. +And ÚwÚ yet nyo >w< mattew- x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< go OwO in? +UwU My fwiend :33 Stephanyo, signyify, I pray you, +xDD Within OwO the OwO house, >_> youw ^w^ mistwess :3 is at >w< hand; +And bwing >_> youw music :3 fowth OwO into OwO the air. Exit STEPHANO +OwO How ^w^ sweet OwO the OwO moonwight sweeps x3 upon :3 this bank! +;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and let OwO the x3 sounds >_> of music +x3 Cweep in ^-^ ouw ears; ^.^ soft :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and OwO the night +>_> Become OwO the UwU touches >_> of ^w^ sweet >w< hawmony. +>w< Sit, ^.^ Jessica. Wook how OwO the OwO fwoow >_> of >w< heaven +^-^ Is OwO thick >w< inwaid with patinyes >_> of UwU bwight ;;w;; gowd; +There's ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ owb ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ behowd'st +But in his motion >_< wike OwO an :3 angew :3 sings, +OwO Stiww :33 quiwing ^-^ to OwO the xDD young-ey'd ÚwÚ chewubins; +Such >w< hawmony :3 is in immortal souls, +But UwU whiwst :3 this >w< muddy ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of UwU decay +^-^ Doth ^.^ gwosswy :33 cwose ^.^ it ÚwÚ in, ^-^ we cannyot hear it. + +x3 Entew ^.^ MUSICIANS + +^w^ Come, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 wake Diana with :3 a UwU hymn; +x3 With x3 sweetest UwU touches >w< piewce >_> youw x3 mistwess' OwO eaw. +And dwaw xDD hew UwU home with UwU music. >_< [Music] +JESSICA. I x3 am never >_> mewwy when I hear ^w^ sweet UwU music. +LORENZO. The reason :3 is >_> youw uWu spiwits awe attentive; +>_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and >_< wanton >_> hewd, +Ow OwO wace >_> of youthfuw ÚwÚ and :33 unhandwed cowts, +x3 Fetching mad >w< bounds, bewwowing ÚwÚ and nyeighing ^w^ woud, +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ hot ^.^ condition >_> of theiw blood- +>w< If uWu they uWu but hear UwU pewchance :3 a twumpet ^w^ sound, +Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ aiw >_> of music ^.^ touch theiw eaws, +You uWu shaww pewceive them ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw ^.^ stand, +Their savage eyes tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a modest xDD gaze +By OwO the ^w^ sweet power >_> of UwU music. OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 poet +OwO Did feign UwU that UwU Owpheus >_< dwew trees, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and :33 fwoods; +x3 Since UwU nyought OwO so uWu stockish, xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wage, +But music uWu fow OwO the UwU time doth >_> change his ^.^ nyatuwe. +The man UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo music in himself, +Nyow :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mov'd with xDD concowd >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 sounds, +^-^ Is x3 fit uWu fow tweasons, ^.^ stwatagems, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spoiws; +The motions >_> of his spirit awe xDD duww:as night, +And his ÚwÚ affections dark as ;;w;; Ewebus. +>_> Wet nyo such man >w< be xDD twusted. >_< Mawk OwO the UwU music. + +x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA + +PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ wight ^-^ we UwU see :3 is burning in my hall. +OwO How :3 faw UwU that wittwe xDD candwe throws his >_< beams! +^w^ So uWu shinyes :3 a good deed in :3 a ^-^ nyaughty world. +NyEWISSA. When OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shonye, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the ^.^ candwe. +PORTIA. ^w^ So doth OwO the gweatew >_> gwowy dim OwO the wess: +OwO A :3 substitute uWu shinyes bwightwy as :3 a ;;w;; king +^.^ Untiw :3 a ;;w;; king >w< be >_> by, ÚwÚ and then his OwO state +Empties itself, as doth OwO an inwand ^.^ bwook +x3 Into OwO the x3 main >_> of waters. ^w^ Music! xDD hawk! +NyEWISSA. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw OwO music, UwU madam, >_> of OwO the >_< house. +PORTIA. Nyothing :3 is uWu good, I >_> see, ^-^ without ^.^ wespect; +x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds >w< much ^-^ sweetew than uWu by day. +NyEWISSA. Siwence bestows UwU that :3 viwtue uWu on it, ÚwÚ madam. +PORTIA. The crow doth sing as OwO sweetwy as OwO the lark +When neither :3 is attended; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think +ÚwÚ nye nightingale, ^-^ if ^.^ she shouwd sing uWu by day, +When every >_> goose :3 is :3 cackwing, would >w< be ^w^ thought +:3 Nyo better :3 a uWu musician than OwO the OwO wwen. +OwO How many >w< things uWu by season xDD season'd awe +ÚwÚ To theiw ^.^ wight UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and OwO twue pewfection! +Peace, UwU ho! The ^-^ moon sweeps with ;;w;; Endymion, +And would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; awak'd. OwO [Music :33 ceases] +LORENZO. :33 That :3 is OwO the OwO voice, +Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, >_> of uWu Powtia. +PORTIA. ÚwÚ He knows me as OwO the uWu bwind man knows OwO the ^w^ cuckoo, +By OwO the OwO bad ÚwÚ voice. +LORENZO. UwU Deaw >w< wady, ^-^ wewcome UwU home. +PORTIA. We ^.^ have >_< been uWu pwaying uWu fow ^-^ ouw husbands' uWu wewfawe, +^w^ Which uWu speed, ^-^ we hope, OwO the better uWu fow ^-^ ouw wowds. +uWu Awe uWu they UwU wetuwn'd? +LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot yet; +But there :3 is come :3 a :33 messengew OwO befowe, +ÚwÚ To signify theiw >w< coming. +^-^ POWTIA.. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, :3 Nyewissa; +>w< Give owdew ^-^ to my ^-^ sewvants UwU that uWu they UwU take +:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote at >w< aww >_> of ^-^ ouw being ÚwÚ absent >_> hence; +Nyow you, ^-^ Wowenzo; x3 Jessica, :3 nyow you. ;;w;; [A ^w^ tucket ^-^ sounds] +LORENZO. Your xDD husband :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his OwO twumpet. +We awe nyo :33 teww-tawes, UwU madam, ;;w;; feaw you not. +PORTIA. :3 This night >w< methinks :3 is uWu but OwO the OwO daywight uWu sick; +^w^ It looks :3 a wittwe uWu pawew; 'tis :3 a :3 day +Such as OwO the :3 day :3 is when OwO the >_< sun :3 is xDD hid. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, ÚwÚ and theiw followers + +BASSANyIO. We shouwd howd :3 day with OwO the xDD Antipodes, +>w< If you would ÚwÚ wawk in absence >_> of OwO the OwO sun. +PORTIA. >_> Wet me ^w^ give >_< wight, uWu but let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wight, +>_< Fow :3 a ^.^ wight UwU wife doth ^-^ make :3 a :33 heavy xDD husband, +And never >w< be OwO Bassanyio OwO so uWu fow me; +But :3 God sort all! You awe ^-^ wewcome home, my :33 wowd. +BASSANyIO. I :3 thank you, ^.^ madam; ^w^ give ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >w< fwiend. +:3 This :3 is OwO the man, :3 this :3 is Antonyio, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am OwO so infinitely bound. +PORTIA. You shouwd in >w< aww :33 sense >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< much bound uWu fow you. +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than I x3 am ;;w;; weww UwU acquitted >_> of. +PORTIA. >_> Siw, you awe vewy ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. +^w^ It >w< must :3 appeaw in uWu othew ^-^ ways than x3 wowds, +OwO Thewefowe I xDD scant :3 this breathing courtesy. +:3 GWATIANyO. uWu [To NERISSA] By :33 yondew ^-^ moon I uWu sweaw you ^-^ do me ^-^ wwong; +UwU In :33 faith, I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu judge's >w< cwewk. +Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe gewt UwU that xDD had it, uWu fow my UwU pawt, +x3 Since you ^-^ do UwU take it, love, OwO so >w< much at ÚwÚ heawt. +PORTIA. OwO A ^-^ quawwew, ^w^ ho, awweady! What's OwO the matter? +:3 GWATIANyO. About :3 a ^w^ hoop >_> of ^.^ gowd, :3 a pawtwy ring +:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ give uWu me, uWu whose posy ÚwÚ was +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :33 cutwew's poetry +:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ;;w;; 'Wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me not.' +NyEWISSA. What talk you >_> of OwO the posy ^w^ ow OwO the vawue? +You :33 swowe ^-^ to uWu me, when I >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it you, +:33 That you would wear ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw hour >_> of >_< death, +And UwU that ^.^ it shouwd lie with you in >_> youw grave; +^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw vehement oaths, +You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> wespective ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^-^ kept it. +Gave ^.^ it :3 a uWu judge's ^w^ cwewk! No, God's my :33 judge, +The clerk uWu wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< haiw on's ;;w;; face UwU that xDD had it. +:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ He wiww, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ he live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. +NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 a ^-^ woman live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. +:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow uWu by :3 this hand I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a youth, +OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO boy, :3 a wittwe OwO scwubbed :3 boy +:3 Nyo highew than ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the uWu judge's ÚwÚ cwewk; +OwO A prating :3 boy UwU that begg'd ^.^ it as :3 a fee; +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my OwO heawt deny ^.^ it >_> him. +PORTIA. You ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to blame, I >w< must >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you, +ÚwÚ To part OwO so slightly with >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ fiwst ^-^ gift, +OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ stuck uWu on with oaths x3 upon >_> youw fingew +And OwO so :33 wiveted with :3 faith x3 unto >_> youw uWu fwesh. +I >_> gave my love :3 a ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 made him uWu sweaw +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to part with it, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ^.^ stands; +I dare >w< be sworn uWu fow him ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it +Nyow xDD pwuck ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his fingew uWu fow OwO the wealth +:33 That OwO the x3 wowwd >w< mastews. Nyow, in :33 faith, >_< Gwatianyo, +You ^w^ give >_> youw UwU wife xDD too UwU unkind :3 a cause >_> of gwief; +An 'twere ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd >w< be mad at it. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut my weft hand OwO off, +And uWu sweaw I lost OwO the ring ^-^ defending it. +:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd OwO Bassanyio >_> gave his ring away +^.^ Unto OwO the ;;w;; judge UwU that begg'd it, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed +Deserv'd ^.^ it :33 too; ÚwÚ and then OwO the OwO boy, his OwO cwewk, +:33 That took >w< some x3 pains in wwiting, ^.^ he begg'd mine; +And neither man :3 nyow ^w^ mastew would UwU take >w< aught +But OwO the two x3 wings. +PORTIA. What ring >_> gave you, my UwU wowd? +:3 Nyot UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which you receiv'd >_> of >_> me. +BASSANyIO. >w< If I :33 couwd ÚwÚ add :3 a lie x3 unto :3 a UwU fauwt, +I would deny xDD it; uWu but you UwU see my fingew +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO the ring x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is gone. +PORTIA. >_< Even OwO so UwU void :3 is >_> youw false OwO heawt >_> of OwO twuth; +By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come in >_> youw bed +^.^ Untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO wing. +NyEWISSA. Nyow I in x3 youws +;;w;; Tiww I UwU again UwU see x3 minye. +BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, +>w< If you >_> did xDD knyow ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, +>w< If you >_> did xDD knyow uWu fow xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, +And would >_< conceive uWu fow what I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, +And how unwillingly I weft OwO the ;;w;; wing, +When UwU nyought would >w< be ^-^ accepted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wing, +You would abate OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >_> youw displeasure. +PORTIA. >w< If you xDD had OwO knyown OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wing, +Ow half xDD hew worthiness UwU that >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, +Ow >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ^-^ to contain OwO the ;;w;; wing, +You would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have x3 pawted with OwO the OwO wing. +What man :3 is there OwO so >w< much >w< unweasonyabwe, +>w< If you xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ defended ^.^ it +x3 With ^-^ any >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, ^w^ wanted OwO the x3 modesty +ÚwÚ To :3 uwge OwO the xDD thing held as :3 a ceremony? +Nyewissa ÚwÚ teaches me what ^-^ to believe: +I'll die uWu fow't uWu but >w< some ^-^ woman xDD had OwO the OwO wing. +BASSANyIO. No, uWu by my xDD honyouw, UwU madam, uWu by my >_> souw, +:3 Nyo ^-^ woman xDD had it, uWu but :3 a civil doctor, +^w^ Which >_> did ^w^ wefuse three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of uWu me, +And begg'd OwO the :3 wing; OwO the ;;w;; which I >_> did deny ^w^ him, +And suffer'd him ^-^ to >w< go displeas'd ^.^ away- +>_< Even ^.^ he UwU that xDD had held OwO up OwO the vewy life +x3 Of my dear >w< fwiend. What shouwd I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet >w< wady? +I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^-^ send ^.^ it aftew him; +I ÚwÚ was beset with ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD couwtesy; +UwU My uWu honyouw would ^.^ nyot let ingratitude +^w^ So >w< much ;;w;; besmeaw it. Pawdon uWu me, good lady; +>_< Fow uWu by ^.^ these bwessed candles >_> of OwO the night, +Had you >_< been there, I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have begg'd +The ring >_> of me ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the >w< wowthy ^-^ doctow. +PORTIA. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot UwU that doctow e'ew come ;;w;; nyeaw my >_< house; +x3 Since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the >_> jewew UwU that I :3 wuvd, +And UwU that ;;w;; which you >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow uWu me, +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ become as >_> wibewaw as OwO you; +I'll ^.^ nyot deny him ^w^ anything I x3 have, +No, ^.^ nyot my body, :3 nyow my >_< husband's bed. +xDD Knyow him I ^-^ shaww, I x3 am ;;w;; weww ^w^ suwe >_> of it. +Wie ^.^ nyot :3 a night ^-^ fwom >_< home; watch me >_< wike :33 Awgus; +>w< If you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I >w< be weft xDD awonye, +Nyow, uWu by >_< minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ yet >_< minye own, +I'll ^.^ have UwU that doctow uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ bedfewwow. +NyEWISSA. And I his ÚwÚ cwewk; OwO thewefowe >w< be ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd +OwO How you ^-^ do xDD weave me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own >w< pwotection. +:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ do you so, let ^.^ nyot me UwU take him then; +>_< Fow, ^-^ if I uWu do, I'll mar OwO the x3 young cwewk's ^.^ pen. +x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am th' OwO unhappy :33 subject >_> of ^.^ these quawwews. +PORTIA. >_> Siw, >w< gwieve ^.^ nyot OwO you; you awe ^-^ wewcome ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ withstanding. +BASSANyIO. ^.^ Powtia, forgive me :3 this ^-^ enfowced ^-^ wwong; +And in OwO the hearing >_> of ^.^ these many fwiends +I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 even uWu by UwU thinye >_> own fair >_> eyes, +OwO Whewein I UwU see ^-^ mysewf- +PORTIA. >_< Mawk you uWu but >w< that! +UwU In uWu both my eyes ^.^ he doubly >_> sees himself, +UwU In OwO each eye UwU onye; uWu sweaw uWu by >_> youw double ;;w;; sewf, +And :33 thewe's OwO an OwO oath >_> of credit. +BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. +Pawdon :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and uWu by my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw +I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with thee. +x3 ANTONyIO. I UwU once >_> did lend my ÚwÚ body uWu fow his :33 weawth, +>w< Which, uWu but uWu fow him UwU that xDD had >_> youw >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, +Had ^-^ quite miscawwied; I dare >w< be bound uWu again, +UwU My ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the forfeit, UwU that >_> youw lord +uWu Wiww never ^-^ mowe >_< bweak :3 faith >_> advisedwy. +PORTIA. ;;w;; Then you uWu shaww >w< be his surety. >w< Give him this, +And ;;w;; bid him ^-^ keep ^.^ it better than OwO the other. +x3 ANTONyIO. Here, Wowd Bassanyio, uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this OwO wing. +BASSANyIO. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_> same I >_> gave OwO the >_< doctow! +PORTIA. I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of >_> him. Pawdon uWu me, Bassanyio, +>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; wing, OwO the doctow uWu way with >_> me. +NyEWISSA. And pawdon uWu me, my gentwe >_< Gwatianyo, +>_< Fow UwU that >_> same OwO scwubbed OwO boy, OwO the >w< doctow's OwO cwewk, +UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of this, last night >_> did lie with >_> me. +:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_< wike OwO the ^.^ mending >_> of :3 highways +UwU In :33 summew, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ ways awe fair ^w^ enyough. +>_> What, awe ^-^ we ;;w;; cuckowds ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have deserv'd it? +PORTIA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; gwosswy. You awe >w< aww amaz'd. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :33 wettew; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at >_> youw >_< weisuwe; +^w^ It comes ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bewwawio; +Thewe you uWu shaww find UwU that OwO Powtia ÚwÚ was OwO the doctor, +Nyewissa there xDD hew >w< cwewk. uWu Wowenzo here +:33 Shaww witness I xDD set :3 fowth as >_> soon as you, +And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow :33 wetuwn'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet +Enter'd my >_< house. Antonyio, you awe ^.^ wewcome; +And I ^.^ have better UwU nyews in ^.^ stowe uWu fow you +>w< Than you ;;w;; expect. ;;w;; Unseaw :3 this letter UwU soon; +Thewe you uWu shaww find three >_> of >_> youw UwU awgosies +uWu Awe richly come ^-^ to OwO hawbouw suddenly. +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu by what ÚwÚ stwange accident +I OwO chanced uWu on :3 this letter. +x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. +BASSANyIO. Were you OwO the doctor, ÚwÚ and I knew you not? +:3 GWATIANyO. Were you OwO the clerk UwU that :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cuckowd? +NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the clerk UwU that never :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do it, +>_< Unwess ^.^ he live xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< be :3 a xDD man. +BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet doctor, you uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ bedfewwow; +When I x3 am absent, then lie with my wife. +x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, you ^.^ have >w< given me life ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; +>_< Fow here I ;;w;; wead uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that my ^-^ ships +uWu Awe OwO safewy come ^-^ to road. +PORTIA. OwO How nyow, Lorenzo! +UwU My clerk ;;w;; hath >w< some good UwU comfowts xDD too uWu fow you. +NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give them him ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ fee. +Thewe ^-^ do I ^w^ give ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 Jessica, +From OwO the rich :3 Jew, :3 a speciaw deed >_> of ^-^ gift, +:33 Aftew his >_< death, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd >_> of. +LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw uWu wadies, you >_> dwop mannya in OwO the uWu way +x3 Of starved :33 peopwe. +PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ awmost morning, +And ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied +x3 Of ^.^ these >w< events at :33 fuww. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ in, +And chawge OwO us there x3 upon xDD intew'gatowies, +And ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew >w< aww >w< things faithfuwwy. +:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. The ^.^ fiwst uWu intew'gatowy +:33 That my Nyewissa uWu shaww >w< be sworn uWu on ;;w;; is, +:3 Whethew ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next night ^.^ she xDD had wathew ÚwÚ stay, +Ow >w< go ^-^ to bed nyow, being two ^w^ houws ^-^ to day. +But ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day xDD come, I shouwd ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD dawk, +;;w;; Tiww I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ couching with OwO the >w< doctow's >w< cwewk. +Weww, >_< whiwe I live, I'll ;;w;; feaw nyo uWu othew xDD thing +^w^ So >_> sowe as UwU keeping xDD safe Nyewissa's OwO wing. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +:3 1601 + +OwO THE uWu MEWWY :33 WIVES >_< OF >_> WINDSOW + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF +FENTON, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman +>_> SHAWWOW, :3 a ;;w;; countwy :33 justice +^w^ SWENDEW, cousin ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow + +:3 Gentwemen >_> of Windsor +FORD +:3 PAGE +WIWWIAM ^-^ PAGE, :3 a OwO boy, :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; Page +ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, :3 a x3 Wewsh parson +DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS, :3 a xDD Fwench physician +OwO HOST >_> of OwO the Garter Inn + +x3 Fowwowews >_> of :3 Fawstaff +BAWDOWPH +PISTOW +NYM +WOBIN, ;;w;; page ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff +SIMPWE, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >w< Swendew +^w^ WUGBY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow ^-^ Caius + +;;w;; MISTWESS FORD +;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE +;;w;; MISTWESS ANNyE ^-^ PAGE, xDD hew daughter +;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow ^-^ Caius +UwU SEWVANTS ^-^ to >_< Page, >_< Fowd, etc. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +Windsor, ÚwÚ and OwO the nyeighbouwhood + + +The OwO Mewwy Wives >_> of Windsor + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Windsor. Before PAGE'S house + +x3 Entew uWu JUSTICE >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +SHALLOW. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, >_< pewsuade me not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 Staw +>_< Chambew matter >_> of xDD it; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe twenty Sir uWu John ÚwÚ Fawstaffs, +^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, >_> esquiwe. +SLENDER. UwU In OwO the uWu county >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, uWu Justice >_> of Peace, ÚwÚ and +OwO Cowam. +SHALLOW. >w< Ay, cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and uWu Custawowum. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Watowowum :33 too; ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman :33 bown, +^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ who ;;w;; wwites ^-^ himsewf 'Armigero' in ^-^ any bill, +x3 wawwant, ^-^ quittance, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ obwigation-'Awmigewo.' +SHALLOW. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; ÚwÚ and ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these three +^-^ hundwed years. +SLENDER. ^-^ Aww his successows, gonye before ^w^ him, ;;w;; hath :3 donye't; +ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ancestors, UwU that come aftew ^w^ him, may: uWu they ^-^ may +^w^ give OwO the ;;w;; dozen >_> white >_> wuces in theiw OwO coat. +SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO coat. +x3 EVANS. The ;;w;; dozen >_> white :3 wouses ^-^ do ÚwÚ become OwO an ^.^ owd :3 coat ;;w;; weww; +^.^ it agrees well, uWu passant; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw beast ^-^ to man, ÚwÚ and +>_> signyifies wuv. +SHALLOW. The ^w^ wuce :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh fish; OwO the salt >_< fish :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd +OwO coat. +SLENDER. I ^-^ may quarter, >_> coz. +SHALLOW. You >w< may, uWu by mawwying. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO mawwing :3 indeed, ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ quawtew it. +SHALLOW. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. +x3 EVANS. x3 Yes, py'r ^-^ wady! >w< If ^.^ he >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of >_> youw UwU coat, there +:3 is uWu but three ;;w;; skiwts uWu fow OwO youwsewf, in my ÚwÚ simpwe >_< conjectuwes; +uWu but UwU that :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. >w< If Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^.^ have committed +disparagements x3 unto you, I x3 am >_> of OwO the church, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be +^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^-^ do my benevolence, ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyements ÚwÚ and +^.^ compwemises :3 between you. +SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww hear xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a wiot. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; Counciw hear :3 a riot; there :3 is nyo +;;w;; feaw >_> of ^-^ Got in :3 a riot; OwO the ^w^ Counciw, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu shaww desiwe +^-^ to hear OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Got, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a riot; UwU take >_> youw +^-^ vizaments in ;;w;; that. +SHALLOW. Ha! o' my xDD wife, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe x3 young uWu again, OwO the >_< swowd +shouwd ^-^ end it. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 pettew UwU that fwiends :3 is OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ end xDD it; +ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso another :33 device in my ÚwÚ pwain, ;;w;; which +peradventure prings ^.^ goot discretions with it. Thewe :3 is >_> Annye +>_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew xDD Geowge >_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is +pwetty UwU viwginyity. +SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page? She >_> has xDD bwown >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and +^-^ speaks small >_< wike :3 a OwO woman. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is UwU that :3 fewy person uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_> owwd, as ^.^ just as you +uWu wiww desire; ÚwÚ and :3 seven ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds >_> of :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and +^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and siwvew, :3 is xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe x3 upon his :3 death's-bed-Got +x3 dewivew ^-^ to :3 a >_< joyfuw resurrections!-give, when ^.^ she :3 is able ^-^ to +>_< uvwtake :33 seventeen years ^.^ owd. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ goot motion ^-^ if ^-^ we +xDD weave ^-^ ouw UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and desiwe :3 a mawwiage +:3 between ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Abwaham ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. +SHALLOW. OwO Did xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe xDD weave xDD hew :3 seven ^-^ hundwed pound? +x3 EVANS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew :3 is ^-^ make xDD hew :3 a x3 pettew ^-^ penny. +SHALLOW. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young x3 gentwewoman; ^.^ she >_> has good +>_< gifts. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ Seven ^-^ hundwed xDD pounds, ÚwÚ and possibiwities, :3 is ^.^ goot >_< gifts. +SHALLOW. Weww, let OwO us UwU see >w< honyest ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Is :3 Fawstaff +thewe? +x3 EVANS. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a wie? I ^-^ do :3 despise :3 a xDD wiaw as I ^-^ do +:3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^-^ fawse; ^w^ ow as I :3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot +true. The x3 knyight Sir uWu John :3 is :3 thewe; :3 and, I uWu beseech you, >w< be +ruled uWu by >_> youw UwU weww-wiwwews. I uWu wiww :3 peat OwO the xDD doow uWu fow ^-^ Mastew +^w^ Page. +^.^ [Knyocks] >_> What, >_< hoa! ^-^ Got pless >_> youw house :3 hewe! +UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] >w< Who's thewe? + +x3 Entew :3 PAGE + +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; Got's >_< pwessing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu Justice +Shallow; ÚwÚ and here x3 young ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, UwU that pewadventuwes +uWu shaww tell you another :3 tawe, ^-^ if mattews gwow ^-^ to >_> youw +xDD wikings. +UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw :3 wowships :33 weww. I :3 thank you uWu fow +my xDD venyison, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see OwO you; >w< much good ^-^ do +^.^ it >_> youw good >_< heawt! I :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ venyison bettew; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was i-iww +^.^ kiww'd. OwO How doth good ^w^ Mistwess Page?-and I :3 thank you +:33 awways with my xDD heawt, la! with my ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, I :3 thank you. +SHALLOW. >_> Siw, I :3 thank OwO you; uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I do. +UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, good ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. +SLENDER. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ÚwÚ fawwow greyhound, sir? I heard uWu say +^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu outwun uWu on x3 Cotsaww. +UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be judg'd, sir. +SLENDER. You'll ^.^ nyot uWu confess, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot uWu confess. +SHALLOW. :33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww not. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw fault; 'tis >_> youw fault; +'tis :3 a good >_< dog. +UwU PAGE. OwO A cur, sir. +SHALLOW. >_> Siw, :33 he's :3 a good dog, ÚwÚ and :3 a fair >_< dog. ^w^ Can there >w< be +^-^ mowe >_< said? ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw. ^-^ Is Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff hewe? +UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is :3 within; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 a good >w< office +:3 between you. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke as :3 a :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to speak. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. +UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he doth in >w< some sort x3 confess it. +SHALLOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU confessed, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot redressed; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that +so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd me; >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; at :3 a +;;w;; wowd, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, believe me; ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, esquire, saith +^.^ he :3 is OwO wwonged. +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir John. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, ÚwÚ and PISTOW + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, ^w^ you'ww complain >_> of me ^-^ to +OwO the ^.^ King? +SHALLOW. uWu Knyight, you ^.^ have >_> beaten my ^-^ men, xDD kiww'd my ;;w;; deew, +ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke open my lodge. +OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^.^ nyot kiss'd >_> youw keepew's daughter. +SHALLOW. UwU Tut, :3 a ^w^ pin! :3 this uWu shaww >w< be answer'd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it stwaight: I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. +:33 That :3 is :3 nyow answer'd. +SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww xDD knyow ÚwÚ this. +OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Twewe better uWu fow you ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown in >_> counsew: +^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ Pauca vewba, Sir x3 John; ^.^ goot wowts. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good >_< wowts! good >w< cabbage! x3 Swendew, I x3 bwoke >_> youw +ÚwÚ head; what matter ^.^ have you x3 against x3 me? +SLENDER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have matter in my head x3 against OwO you; +ÚwÚ and x3 against >_> youw xDD cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, ^.^ Nym, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow. ^.^ They xDD cawwied me ^-^ to OwO the >_> tavewn, ÚwÚ and :3 made me +>w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds pick'd my >_< pocket. +:33 BAWDOWPH. You Banbury cheese! +SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mephostophiwus! +SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +^w^ NYM. OwO Swice, I :33 say! pauca, >w< pauca; swice! ^.^ That's my OwO humouw. +SLENDER. Where's Simple, my man? ^w^ Can you >_< teww, ^-^ cousin? +x3 EVANS. Peace, I pray you. Nyow let OwO us xDD undewstand. Thewe :3 is +three umpires in :3 this matter, as I undewstand: UwU that ;;w;; is, +^-^ Mastew >_< Page, fidelicet ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ mysewf, +fidelicet mysewf; ÚwÚ and OwO the three party ;;w;; is, >_> wastwy ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ finyawwy, >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. +UwU PAGE. We three ^-^ to hear ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ end ^.^ it :3 between ^.^ them. +x3 EVANS. Fery >_> goot. I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 pwief >_> of ^.^ it in my nyote-book; +ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aftewwawds :3 owk x3 upon OwO the cause with as gweat +discweetwy as ^-^ we ^.^ can. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Pistow! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws with x3 eaws. +x3 EVANS. The :33 teviw ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; tam! What ^.^ phwase :3 is this, :33 'He ÚwÚ heaws +with ;;w;; eaw'? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is affectations. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, >_> did you OwO pick ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's ^-^ puwse? +SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu by ^.^ these gwuvs, >_> did OwO he-ow I would I UwU might +never come in >_< minye >_> own gweat ;;w;; chambew UwU again uWu ewse!-of +:3 seven gwoats in :3 miww-sixpences, ÚwÚ and two >_< Edwawd +;;w;; shuvw-boawds UwU that uWu cost me two x3 shiwwing ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pence uWu apiece +>_> of UwU Yead ÚwÚ Miwwew, uWu by ^.^ these >w< gwuvs. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is :3 this true, Pistol? +x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is fawse, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pick-puwse. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha, :3 thou >w< mountain-foweignyew! Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew +ÚwÚ minye, +I combat challenge >_> of :3 this latten UwU biwbo. +Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw in >w< thy wabwas :3 hewe! +Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw! Fwoth ÚwÚ and >w< scum, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +SLENDER. By ^.^ these gwuvs, then, 'twas ^w^ he. +^w^ NYM. Be >w< avis'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and xDD pass good >_> humouws; I uWu wiww uWu say +'mawwy OwO twap' with you, ^-^ if you run OwO the ;;w;; nyuthook's humouw uWu on +me; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy ^-^ nyote >_> of it. +SLENDER. By :3 this hat, then, ^.^ he in OwO the wed ;;w;; face xDD had xDD it; uWu fow +>w< though I cannyot wemembew what I >_> did when you :3 made me +>w< dwunk, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO an ass. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu say you, >_< Scawwet ÚwÚ and xDD John? +:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu say OwO the ^-^ gentweman xDD had +dwunk ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of his five sentences. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is his five OwO senses; ^.^ fie, what OwO the xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ is! +:33 BAWDOWPH. And being ^-^ fap, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO cashiew'd; +ÚwÚ and OwO so conclusions ^w^ pass'd OwO the uWu caweews. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, you ^-^ spake in Watin then :33 too; uWu but 'tis nyo matter; +I'll :33 nye'ew >w< be dwunk UwU whiwst I live uWu again, uWu but in ^w^ honyest, +civiw, x3 godwy ^.^ company, uWu fow :3 this uWu twick. >w< If I >w< be >w< dwunk, I'll >w< be +dwunk with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with +drunken knyaves. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ So ^-^ Got ÚwÚ udge uWu me, UwU that :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous mind. +OwO FAWSTAFF. You hear >w< aww ^.^ these mattews deni'd, gentlemen; you +hear it. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ANNyE :3 PAGE with ÚwÚ winye; ;;w;; MISTWESS +FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, following + +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> daughtew, carry OwO the xDD winye in; ^w^ we'ww dwink within. +Exit ANNyE :3 PAGE +SLENDER. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 this :3 is ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. +UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you awe vewy ;;w;; weww +OwO met; uWu by >_> youw leave, good OwO mistwess. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] +UwU PAGE. x3 Wife, ;;w;; bid ^.^ these gentlemen welcome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a +^.^ hot ^.^ venyison >_> pasty ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; xDD come, gentlemen, I >w< hope ^-^ we +uWu shaww dwink ;;w;; down >w< aww ;;w;; unkindnyess. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS +SLENDER. I xDD had wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had my ÚwÚ Book >_> of +OwO Songs ÚwÚ and OwO Sonnyets here. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE + +^-^ How, Simple! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? I >w< must OwO wait uWu on +ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< must x3 I? You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes about you, +^.^ have you? +SIMPLE. ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot lend ^.^ it ^-^ to Alice +x3 Showtcake x3 upon Allhallowmas ^w^ wast, :3 a fowtnyight afore +Michaelmas? +SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, ^w^ coz; xDD come, ^w^ coz; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. OwO A >_> wowd +with you, ^w^ coz; >w< mawwy, this, coz: there ;;w;; is, as >_> 'twewe, :3 a +xDD tendew, :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD tendew, :3 made ^-^ afaw x3 off uWu by Sir :33 Hugh here. Do +you undewstand x3 me? +SLENDER. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww find me x3 weasonyabwe; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I +uWu shaww ^-^ do UwU that UwU that :3 is reason. +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but undewstand >_> me. +SLENDER. ^w^ So I uWu do, sir. +x3 EVANS. >w< Give ear ^-^ to his ^-^ motions: ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, I uWu wiww +;;w;; descwiption OwO the matter ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you >w< be capacity >_> of it. +SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as my cousin ^-^ Shawwow x3 says; I pray +you pawdon me; :33 he's :3 a :33 justice >_> of xDD peace in his xDD countwy, +ÚwÚ simpwe >w< though I ^.^ stand here. +x3 EVANS. But UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 question. The xDD question :3 is +^w^ concewnying >_> youw marriage. +SHALLOW. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, sir. +x3 EVANS. :33 Mawwy :3 is xDD it; OwO the vewy point >_> of xDD it; ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye +^w^ Page. +SLENDER. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew x3 upon ^-^ any +ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_> demands. +x3 EVANS. But can you xDD affection OwO the ;;w;; oman? >_> Wet OwO us xDD command ^-^ to +xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw OwO mouth ^w^ ow >_> of >_> youw lips; uWu fow divews ^.^ phiwosophews +howd UwU that OwO the lips :3 is uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the UwU mouth. :33 Thewefowe, +>w< pwecisewy, can you carry >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ maid? +SHALLOW. Cousin ^w^ Abwaham x3 Swendew, can you love uWu hew? +SLENDER. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ onye UwU that +would ^-^ do reason. +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; Got's uWu wowds ÚwÚ and his >w< wadies! you >w< must speak possitable, +^-^ if you can carry xDD hew >_> youw desires towards :3 hew. +SHALLOW. :33 That you :3 must. uWu Wiww you, x3 upon good ÚwÚ dowwy, +ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? +SLENDER. I uWu wiww ^-^ do :3 a gweatew xDD thing than UwU that x3 upon >_> youw UwU wequest, +uWu cousin, in ^-^ any reason. +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< conceive uWu me, >_< conceive uWu me, ^w^ sweet ^w^ coz; what +I ^-^ do :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ pweasuwe you, >_> coz. ^w^ Can you love OwO the ^-^ maid? +SLENDER. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, at >_> youw >_> wequest; uWu but ^-^ if there +>w< be nyo gweat love in OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven ^-^ may ^-^ decwease +^.^ it x3 upon better OwO acquaintance, when ^-^ we awe married ÚwÚ and +^.^ have ^-^ mowe >w< occasion ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I >w< hope x3 upon +famiwiawity uWu wiww gwow ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. But ^-^ if you uWu say +'mawwy x3 hew,' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; UwU that I x3 am ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; dissowved, +ÚwÚ and dissolutely. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 fewy >_< discwetion ^-^ answew, :33 save OwO the ^-^ faww :3 is in OwO the +ord >_> 'dissowutewy': OwO the owt ;;w;; is, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 meanying, +:33 'wesowutewy'; his meaning :3 is :33 good. +SHALLOW. >w< Ay, I ÚwÚ think my cousin meant :33 weww. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ewse I would I UwU might >w< be hang'd, la! + +;;w;; We-entew ANNyE :3 PAGE + +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes fair ^w^ Mistwess :33 Annye. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe +x3 young uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^w^ Mistwess Anne! +x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew :3 is uWu on OwO the :3 tabwe; my fathew desires >_> youw +;;w;; wowships' :33 company. +SHALLOW. I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu on ^w^ him, fair ^w^ Mistwess Anne! +x3 EVANS. >w< Od's plessed ^.^ wiww! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be absence at OwO the >_< gwace. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS +x3 ANNyE. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship ^-^ to come ÚwÚ in, sir? +SLENDER. No, I :3 thank you, :33 fowsooth, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I x3 am vewy +:33 weww. +x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew attends you, sir. +SLENDER. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ a-hungwy, I :3 thank you, forsooth. Go, +ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu fow >w< aww you awe my man, >w< go OwO wait x3 upon my cousin +;;w;; Shawwow. xDD [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] OwO A :33 justice >_> of xDD peace sometime ^-^ may +>w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to his fwiend uWu fow :3 a xDD man. I ^-^ keep uWu but three x3 men +ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 boy >_> yet, ÚwÚ tiww my mothew >w< be UwU dead. But what xDD though? +>_> Yet I live >_< wike :3 a UwU poow ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. +x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go in ^-^ without >_> youw :33 wowship; uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww you come. +SLENDER. uWu I' :33 faith, I'll xDD eat OwO nyothing; I :3 thank you as >w< much as +>w< though I ÚwÚ did. +x3 ANNyE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wawk in. +SLENDER. I xDD had wathew ÚwÚ wawk ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you. I >_< bwuis'd my +;;w;; shin th' uWu othew :3 day with playing at >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dagger with +:3 a ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO fence-thwee x3 venyeys uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< stew'd prunes +-and, I with my OwO wawd ^-^ defending my uWu head, ^.^ he ^.^ hot my shin, +:3 and, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I cannyot >_> abide OwO the smell >_> of ^.^ hot meat +since. UwU Why ^-^ do >_> youw ;;w;; dogs bark so? Be there uWu beaws >w< i' th' +:33 town? +x3 ANNyE. I ÚwÚ think there awe, siw; I heard them >w< tawk'd >_> of. +SLENDER. I love OwO the uWu spowt ;;w;; weww; uWu but I uWu shaww as >_> soon >_< quawwew at +^.^ it as ^-^ any man in Engwand. You awe x3 afwaid, ^-^ if you UwU see OwO the +bear woose, awe you not? +x3 ANNyE. >w< Ay, :3 indeed, sir. +SLENDER. ^.^ That's meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me OwO nyow. I ^.^ have uWu seen +Sackewson loose twenty times, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 taken him uWu by OwO the +chain; uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the >w< women ^.^ have OwO so :3 cwied ÚwÚ and +uWu shwiek'd at ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ it >_> pass'd; uWu but :3 women, :3 indeed, cannyot +>_> abide x3 'em; uWu they awe vewy uWu iww-favouw'd xDD wough ;;w;; things. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 PAGE + +UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, gentwe ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 come; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. +SLENDER. I'll xDD eat nothing, I :3 thank you, sir. +UwU PAGE. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot choose, :3 siw! ^w^ Come, +come. +SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you ;;w;; wead OwO the way. +UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, sir. +SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_> fiwst. +x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; pray you ^-^ keep x3 on. +SLENDER. Twuwy, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go xDD fiwst; truly, la! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do +you UwU that ^.^ wwong. +x3 ANNyE. I pray you, sir. +SLENDER. I'll wathew >w< be >_> unmannyewwy than x3 twoubwesome. You +^-^ do yourself :33 wwong :3 indeed, la! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Before PAGE'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE + +x3 EVANS. uWu Go >_> youw :33 ways, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> of ^w^ Doctow Caius' house ;;w;; which +:3 is OwO the OwO way; ÚwÚ and there dwells ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; which +:3 is in OwO the manner >_> of his ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his OwO dwy ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his xDD cook, +^w^ ow his uWu waundwy, his ÚwÚ washew, ÚwÚ and his :3 wwingew. +SIMPLE. Weww, sir. +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 pettew >_> yet. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this :33 wettew; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a +xDD oman UwU that altogether's >_> acquaintance with ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye +UwU Page; ÚwÚ and OwO the letter :3 is ^-^ to desiwe ÚwÚ and require xDD hew ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit +>_> youw >_< mastew's desires ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. I pray you +>w< be gone. I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of my xDD dinnyew; :33 thewe's UwU pippins +ÚwÚ and :3 cheese ^-^ to come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew FALSTAFF, xDD HOST, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Minye host >_> of OwO the ^-^ Gawtew! +HOST. What :33 says my bully :3 wook? ^w^ Speak OwO schowawwy ÚwÚ and +wisewy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Twuwy, >_< minye OwO host, I >w< must xDD tuwn away >w< some >_> of my +ÚwÚ fowwowews. +HOST. :33 Discawd, bully ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO cashiew; let them ^-^ wag; :3 twot, +trot. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ sit at >w< ten >w< pounds :3 a >_< week. +HOST. Thou'rt OwO an empewow-Caesaw, Keisew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pheazaw. I +uWu wiww UwU entewtain ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 dwaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 tap; ^w^ said I +well, bully Hector? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Do so, good >_< minye ^w^ host. +HOST. I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; let him OwO fowwow. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] >_> Wet me +UwU see ÚwÚ thee fwoth ÚwÚ and lime. I x3 am at :3 a ^w^ wowd; OwO fowwow. Exit OwO HOST +OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, follow >_> him. OwO A xDD tapstew :3 is :3 a good trade; +OwO an ^.^ owd :33 cwoak makes :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a ^.^ withew'd >_< sewving-man :3 a +^.^ fwesh :33 tapstew. uWu Go; ^.^ adieu. +:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a life UwU that I ^.^ have desiw'd; I uWu wiww x3 thwive. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O base xDD Hungawian OwO wight! uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO the UwU spigot +OwO wiewd? Exit BAWDOWPH +^w^ NYM. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ gotten in drink. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw :33 conceited? +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I x3 am OwO so x3 acquit >_> of :3 this >_< tindew-box: his +UwU thefts ;;w;; wewe xDD too ^-^ open; his >_> fiwching ÚwÚ was >_< wike OwO an ^-^ unskiwfuw +x3 singew-he ^-^ kept ^.^ nyot xDD time. +^w^ NYM. The good humouw :3 is ^-^ to >_< steaw at :3 a >w< minyute's ^-^ west. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu 'Convey' OwO the xDD wise ^.^ it :3 caww. :3 'Steaw' foh! OwO A >_< fico uWu fow OwO the +:33 phwase! +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, ;;w;; siws, I x3 am ^w^ awmost >_< out at heels. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, let kibes uWu ensue. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy; I >w< must >_> cony-catch; I >w< must +shift. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Young ravens >w< must ^.^ have food. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Which >_> of you xDD knyow xDD Fowd >_> of :3 this :33 town? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ken OwO the ^-^ wight; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD substance :33 good. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My >w< honyest xDD wads, I uWu wiww tell you what I x3 am OwO about. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Two x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and more. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ quips nyow, ^w^ Pistow. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am in OwO the >_> waist +two yawds ;;w;; about; uWu but I x3 am :3 nyow about nyo waste; I x3 am about +x3 thwift. :33 Bwiefwy, I ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to Ford's ^-^ wife; I +UwU spy >_> entewtainment in UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 discouwses, ^.^ she x3 cawves, ^.^ she +gives OwO the ^.^ weew >_> of invitation; I can UwU constwue OwO the >w< action >_> of xDD hew +ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^w^ stywe; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> hawdest >w< voice >_> of xDD hew :33 behaviouw, ^-^ to >w< be +Engwish'd rightly, :3 is OwO 'I x3 am Sir uWu John ;;w;; Fawstaff's.' +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ studied xDD hew well, ÚwÚ and twanswated xDD hew uWu wiww >_< out +>_> of xDD honyesty OwO into Engwish. +^w^ NYM. The OwO anchow :3 is ^w^ deep; uWu wiww UwU that humouw :33 pass? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, OwO the wepowt :33 goes ^.^ she >_> has >w< aww OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of xDD hew +>_< husband's :3 puwse; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a wegion >_> of uWu angews. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As many devils ^w^ entewtain; ÚwÚ and xDD 'To UwU hew, ;;w;; boy,' uWu say :3 I. +^w^ NYM. The humouw uWu wises; ^.^ it :3 is >w< good; humouw me OwO the uWu angews. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 wwit me here :3 a letter ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and here +another ^-^ to >w< Page's xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow >_> gave me good eyes +UwU too, ^w^ examin'd my pawts with UwU most x3 judicious oeillades; +^.^ sometimes OwO the beam >_> of xDD hew view x3 giwded my ^.^ foot, ^.^ sometimes my +powtwy >_> bewwy. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then >_> did OwO the >_< sun uWu on dunghill xDD shinye. +^w^ NYM. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that OwO humouw. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, ^.^ she >_> did OwO so ^-^ couwse o'ew my UwU extewiows with such +:3 a greedy UwU intention UwU that OwO the :3 appetite >_> of xDD hew eye >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to +scorch me OwO up >_< wike :3 a buwnying-gwass! Here's another letter ^-^ to +:3 hew. She uWu beaws OwO the >_> puwse :33 too; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a region in Guiana, >w< aww +gold ÚwÚ and OwO bounty. I uWu wiww >w< be uWu cheatews ^-^ to them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu they +uWu shaww >w< be UwU exchequews ^-^ to me; uWu they uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ East ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ West +>_> Indies, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww trade ^-^ to them >_> both. Go, bear :3 thou :3 this +letter ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. We +uWu wiww thrive, xDD wads, ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 thwive. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww I Sir Pandarus >_> of ^-^ Twoy uWu become, +And uWu by my >_> side wear ÚwÚ steew? ;;w;; Then >_< Wucifew UwU take all! +^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww run nyo base OwO humouw. Here, UwU take OwO the +humouw-wettew; I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the x3 haviouw >_> of weputation. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To ROBIN] ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siwwah; bear you ^.^ these letters +OwO tightwy; +uWu Saiw >_< wike my ^w^ pinnyace ^-^ to ^.^ these gowden shores. +Rogues, hence, xDD avaunt! vanyish >_< wike >w< haiwstonyes, ^.^ go; +Twudge, plod away >w< i' th' ;;w;; hoof; >w< seek shewtew, OwO pack! +:3 Fawstaff uWu wiww learn OwO the humouw >_> of OwO the :33 age; +xDD Fwench ;;w;; thwift, you wogues; ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and UwU skiwted ^.^ page. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes gripe >w< thy >_> guts! uWu fow xDD gouwd ÚwÚ and fuwwam +>_< howds, +And UwU high ÚwÚ and low beguiles OwO the rich ÚwÚ and >_< poow; +Testew I'll ^.^ have in OwO pouch when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wack, +xDD Base >w< Phwygian ;;w;; Tuwk! +^w^ NYM. I ^.^ have uWu opewations in my head ;;w;; which >w< be uWu humouws >_> of +wevenge. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO wevenge? +^w^ NYM. By welkin ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ staw! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With ÚwÚ wit ^w^ ow ÚwÚ steew? +^w^ NYM. x3 With uWu both OwO the humours, :3 I. +I uWu wiww x3 discuss OwO the humouw >_> of :3 this love ^-^ to ^w^ Page. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. And I ^-^ to xDD Fowd uWu shaww UwU eke ^-^ unfowd +OwO How Falstaff, vawwet vile, +His :33 duv uWu wiww :3 pwuv, his gold uWu wiww >_< howd, +And his ^.^ soft ^w^ couch defile. +^w^ NYM. UwU My humouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot coow; I uWu wiww >_> incense ;;w;; Page ^-^ to ^-^ deaw +with ;;w;; poison; I uWu wiww ^.^ possess him with yewwownyess; uWu fow OwO the +uWu wevowt >_> of >_< minye :3 is dangewous. :33 That :3 is my OwO twue OwO humouw. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thou art OwO the >w< Maws >_> of :3 mawcontents; I uWu second thee; +>_< twoop x3 on. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +DOCTOR x3 CAIUS'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, SIMPWE, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY + +QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! I pray ÚwÚ thee >w< go ^-^ to OwO the casement +ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if you can UwU see my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow +UwU Caius, >w< coming. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and find anybody in OwO the +OwO house, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO an ^.^ owd >_> abusing >_> of God's >_< patience ÚwÚ and +OwO the King's Engwish. +RUGBY. I'll >w< go :3 watch. +QUICKWY. uWu Go; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ posset uWu fow't >_> soon at night, in +:33 faith, at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw >w< fiwe. xDD [Exit :33 WUGBY] An +^w^ honyest, willing, >w< kind fewwow, as >w< evew ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww come in +house withal; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, nyo uWu teww-tawe :3 nyow nyo +breed-bate; his wowst fauwt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >w< given ^-^ to prayer; ^.^ he :3 is +xDD something peevish UwU that OwO way; uWu but nyobody uWu but >_> has his fault; +uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. Petew Simple you uWu say >_> youw name ÚwÚ is? +SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a ^w^ bettew. +QUICKWY. And ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? +SIMPLE. >w< Ay, forsooth. +QUICKWY. uWu Does ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wear :3 a gweat x3 wound ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike :3 a +gwuvw's ^-^ pawing-knyife? +SIMPLE. No, uWu fowsooth; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe whey ;;w;; face, with :3 a +wittwe x3 yewwow ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a Cain-colour'd ÚwÚ beawd. +QUICKWY. OwO A x3 softwy-spwighted man, :3 is ^.^ he not? +SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is as taww :3 a man >_> of his ^.^ hands as +^-^ any :3 is :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ head; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought with :3 a +^-^ wawwenyew. +QUICKWY. OwO How uWu say you? :33 O, I shouwd wemembew >_> him. uWu Does +^.^ he ^.^ nyot howd OwO up his uWu head, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and >w< stwut in his ÚwÚ gait? +SIMPLE. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, OwO does ^w^ he. +QUICKWY. Weww, >w< heaven ^-^ send >_> Annye ;;w;; Page nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! +>_> Teww ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Pawson >w< Evans I uWu wiww ^-^ do what I can uWu fow >_> youw +mastew. >_> Annye :3 is :3 a good girl, ÚwÚ and I UwU wish- + +;;w;; We-entew OwO WUGBY + +RUGBY. :33 Out, awas! here comes my mastew. +QUICKWY. We uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be :3 shent. Wun in ;;w;; hewe, good x3 young +>w< man; >w< go OwO into :3 this ^w^ cwoset. [Shuts ÚwÚ SIMPWE in OwO the ^-^ cwoset] ÚwÚ He +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay UwU wong. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! UwU John! what, :33 John, +I :33 say! Go, :33 John, >w< go >_< inquiwe uWu fow my master; I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be +^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot UwU home. >w< [Singing] +And down, down, adown-a, etc. + +x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS + +>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is you sing? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike x3 des ^.^ toys. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< go +ÚwÚ and ^.^ vetch me in my closet ^-^ un boitier ^-^ vewt-a ^.^ box, :3 a :33 gween-a +:3 box. Do intend vat I speak? OwO A :33 gween-a :3 box. +QUICKWY. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, I'll ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it you. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad +^.^ he went ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; found OwO the x3 young man, +^.^ he would ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; hown-mad. +>w< CAIUS. Fe, ^-^ fe, fe ^w^ fe! ma foi, UwU iw x3 fait :33 fowt chaud. ^.^ Je >_> m'en OwO vais :3 a +uWu wa ^w^ couw-wa ;;w;; gwande affaire. +QUICKWY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it this, sir? +>w< CAIUS. x3 Oui; >_< mette ^-^ we au :3 mon >_> pocket: uWu depeche, ^w^ quickwy. ^w^ Vewe +:3 is dat >_< knyave, Wugby? +QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John Wugby? UwU John! +RUGBY. Here, sir. +>w< CAIUS. You awe uWu John ^.^ Wugby, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. +^w^ Come, ^-^ take-a >_> youw rapier, ÚwÚ and come aftew my >_< heew ^-^ to OwO the +couwt. +RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ weady, ;;w;; siw, here in OwO the powch. +>w< CAIUS. By my :3 twot, I tawwy xDD too UwU wong. >w< Od's UwU me! uWu Qu'ai j'oublie? +^.^ Dewe :3 is >w< some >_< simpwes in my closet dat I viww ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the +^w^ vawwd I uWu shaww xDD weave >w< behind. +QUICKWY. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 he'ww find OwO the x3 young man there, ÚwÚ and >w< be +uWu mad! +>w< CAIUS. :3 O diabwe, diable! vat :3 is in my x3 cwoset? Villainy! larron! +[Puwwing ÚwÚ SIMPWE :33 out] ^.^ Wugby, my ^.^ wapiew! +QUICKWY. Good :3 mastew, >w< be ÚwÚ content. +>w< CAIUS. >w< Whewefowe uWu shaww I >w< be OwO content-a? +QUICKWY. The x3 young man :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +>w< CAIUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ de >w< honyest man ^-^ do in my x3 cwoset? ^.^ Dewe :3 is +nyo >w< honyest man dat uWu shaww come in my ^w^ cwoset. +QUICKWY. I uWu beseech you, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so phlegmatic; hear OwO the +>w< twuth >_> of it. ÚwÚ He came >_> of OwO an ewwand ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom ^-^ Pawson x3 Hugh. +>w< CAIUS. >_> Veww? +SIMPLE. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to desiwe xDD hew UwU to- +QUICKWY. Peace, I pray you. +>w< CAIUS. Peace-a >_> youw OwO tongue. ÚwÚ Speak-a >_> youw >_> tawe. +SIMPLE. ÚwÚ To desiwe :3 this >w< honyest ^-^ gentwewoman, >_> youw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ to +speak :3 a good >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow my :3 mastew, +in OwO the uWu way >_> of marriage. +QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is aww, :3 indeed, la! uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >w< put my fingew +in OwO the fire, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed not. +>w< CAIUS. Sir :33 Hugh send-a you? ^.^ Wugby, ^w^ baiwwez me >w< some >w< papew. +>w< Tawwy you :3 a OwO wittwe-a-whiwe. [Wwites] +QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is OwO so UwU quiet; ^-^ if ^.^ he +xDD had >_< been ^w^ thwoughwy moved, you shouwd ^.^ have heard him +OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO so mewanchowy. But ^.^ nyotwithstanding, man, I'll +^-^ do you >_> youw ^w^ mastew what good I uWu can; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy OwO yea ÚwÚ and +OwO the nyo ;;w;; is, OwO the xDD Fwench doctor, my ;;w;; mastew-I ^-^ may caww him +my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu fow I ^-^ keep his >_< house; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wash, +ÚwÚ wwing, ÚwÚ bwew, >_> bake, xDD scouw, dwess meat ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ^-^ make OwO the +beds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ mysewf- +SIMPLE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; QUICKWY] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a gweat chawge ^-^ to come +uWu undew ^-^ onye body's hand. +QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] uWu Awe you ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? You +uWu shaww find ^.^ it :3 a gweat x3 chawge; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be OwO up >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down +>_< wate; uWu but nyotwithstanding-to tell you in >_> youw eaw, I would +^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of it-my ^w^ mastew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in love with +^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu but x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that, I xDD knyow +Anne's >_< mind-that's neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. +>w< CAIUS. You jack'nape; :33 give-a :3 this letter ^-^ to Sir Hugh; uWu by ^-^ gaw, +^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 shawwenge; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his :33 twoat in ^.^ de pawk; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww +teach :3 a scurvy ^w^ jack-a-nyape pwiest ^-^ to meddle ^w^ ow ^w^ make. You +^-^ may >w< be gone; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot good you tawwy here. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww +ÚwÚ cut >w< aww his two stones; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a stonye +^-^ to thwow at his >_< dog. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE +QUICKWY. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks uWu but uWu fow his >w< fwiend. +>w< CAIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^w^ mattew-a ver >_< dat. Do ^.^ nyot you tell-a me dat I +uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow myself? By ^-^ gaw, I viww :33 kiww ^.^ de x3 Jack +xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have appointed >_< minye host >_> of ^.^ de ^.^ Jawteew ^-^ to +measuwe ^-^ ouw weapon. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> Annye +^w^ Page. +QUICKWY. >_> Siw, OwO the maid loves you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. We +>w< must ^w^ give xDD fowks xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ pwate. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! +>w< CAIUS. ^.^ Wugby, come ^-^ to OwO the couwt with >_> me. By ^-^ gaw, ^-^ if I ^.^ have +^.^ nyot >_> Annye >_< Page, I uWu shaww xDD tuwn >_> youw head >_< out >_> of my ^w^ doow. +Follow my heels, ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY +QUICKWY. You uWu shaww ;;w;; have-An foow's-head >_> of >_> youw >w< own. No, +I xDD knyow Anne's :33 mind uWu fow UwU that; never :3 a ^-^ woman in Windsor +knows ^-^ mowe >_> of Anne's :33 mind than I do; :3 nyow can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe +than I ^-^ do with UwU hew, I :3 thank >_< heaven. +:33 FENTON. xDD [Within] >w< Who's within thewe? UwU ho! +QUICKWY. >w< Who's there, I >_< twow? Come ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO house, I pray +you. + +x3 Entew x3 FENTON + +:33 FENTON. OwO How nyow, good woman, how OwO dost thou? +QUICKWY. The better UwU that ^.^ it pweases >_> youw good wowship ^-^ to +ask. +:33 FENTON. What x3 nyews? OwO How OwO does pwetty ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? +QUICKWY. UwU In truth, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is pretty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and +gentle; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_> youw OwO fwiend, I can tell you UwU that uWu by +OwO the OwO way; I UwU pwaise >w< heaven uWu fow it. +:33 FENTON. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ any uWu good, think'st thou? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot wose +my ^.^ suit? +QUICKWY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 is in His ^.^ hands :33 abuv; uWu but +^.^ nyotwithstanding, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, I'll >w< be sworn uWu on :3 a book +^.^ she loves you. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :33 abuv >_> youw x3 eye? +:33 FENTON. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, ^.^ have I; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tawe; good :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is such +another xDD Nyan; ;;w;; but, I ^w^ detest, OwO an >w< honyest maid as >w< evew x3 bwoke +;;w;; bwead. We xDD had OwO an hour's talk >_> of UwU that wart; I uWu shaww never +waugh uWu but in UwU that :33 maid's >_> company! But, :3 indeed, ^.^ she :3 is +>w< given xDD too >w< much ^-^ to :3 awwichowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ musing; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ you-weww, +>w< go x3 to. +:33 FENTON. Weww, I uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew to-day. ^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's money +uWu fow thee; let me ^.^ have >w< thy >w< voice in my ^w^ behawf. >w< If :3 thou >w< seest +xDD hew before uWu me, ÚwÚ commend >_> me. +QUICKWY. uWu Wiww x3 I? uWu I' :33 faith, UwU that ^-^ we wiww; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell >_> youw +wowship ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wawt OwO the next UwU time ^-^ we ^.^ have confidence; +ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew wooers. +:33 FENTON. Weww, faweweww; I x3 am in gweat haste OwO nyow. +QUICKWY. Farewell ^-^ to >_> youw worship. xDD [Exit >_> FENTON] Twuwy, +OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ gentweman; uWu but >_> Annye loves him not; uWu fow I xDD knyow +Anne's :33 mind as ;;w;; weww as another >w< does. Out x3 upon ;;w;; 't, what +^.^ have I >w< fowgot? Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Before PAGE'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, with :3 a letter + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< What! ^.^ have I xDD scap'd love-letters in OwO the holiday-time +>_> of my :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and x3 am I :3 nyow :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< them? >_> Wet +me :3 see. ^-^ [Weads] +uWu 'Ask me nyo reason x3 why I love OwO you; uWu fow >w< though ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; use +>_< Weason uWu fow his uWu pwecisian, ^.^ he xDD admits him ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :33 counsewwow. +You awe ^.^ nyot young, nyo ^-^ mowe x3 am I; >w< go ^.^ to, then, :33 thewe's +sympathy. You awe uWu mewwy, OwO so x3 am I; ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! then :33 thewe's +^-^ mowe sympathy. You love :3 sack, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I; would you +desiwe better ÚwÚ sympathy? >_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ^.^ thee, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page +at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ if OwO the love >_> of sowdiew can ;;w;; suffice-that I love +thee. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, UwU Pity :3 me: 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a soldier-like >_< phwase; +uWu but I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Wuv >_> me. By uWu me, +>_< Thinye >_> own OwO twue :3 knyight, +By :3 day ^w^ ow night, +Ow ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of >_< wight, +x3 With >w< aww his OwO might, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to fight, +>w< JOHN FALSTAFF.' +What :3 a ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy :3 is x3 this! :3 O ^.^ wicked, ;;w;; wicked world! +>_< Onye UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww-nyigh OwO wown ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 age ^-^ to show +^-^ himsewf :3 a x3 young xDD gawwant! What OwO an >w< unweighed >_> behaviouw +;;w;; hath :3 this :3 Fwemish drunkard pick'd-with OwO the devil's >_< nyame! +>w< -out >_> of my ÚwÚ convewsation, UwU that ^.^ he dawes in :3 this manner +>w< assay x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ thwice in my >_> company! +What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to OwO him? I ÚwÚ was then xDD fwugaw >_> of my xDD miwth. +xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! ÚwÚ Why, I'll ^.^ exhibit :3 a ;;w;; biww in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament +uWu fow OwO the OwO putting ;;w;; down >_> of ^-^ men. OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be +reveng'd uWu on OwO him? uWu fow reveng'd I uWu wiww ^.^ be, as ^w^ suwe as his ^-^ guts +awe :3 made >_> of :3 puddings. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD + +uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess Page! xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw +>_< house. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. And, xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to you. You ÚwÚ wook +vewy ill. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe UwU that; I ^.^ have ^-^ to show ^-^ to +OwO the contrary. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Faith, uWu but you uWu do, in my mind. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, I uWu do, then; >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, I :33 couwd show you ^-^ to +OwO the contrary. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^w^ give me >w< some x3 counsew. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What's OwO the matter, ^-^ woman? +uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O woman, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu twifwing :33 wespect, +I :33 couwd come ^-^ to such xDD honyouw! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang OwO the trifle, ;;w;; woman; UwU take OwO the honyouw. What +:3 is it? ÚwÚ Dispense with ;;w;; twifwes; what :3 is it? +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If I would uWu but >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow OwO an eternal ;;w;; moment +^w^ ow so, I :33 couwd >w< be knighted. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ What? Thou ^w^ wiest. Sir Alice Fowd! ^.^ These knyights +uWu wiww ÚwÚ hack; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot x3 awtew OwO the xDD awticwe >_> of >w< thy +:3 gentwy. +uWu MWS. FOWD. We >_< buwn ^-^ daywight. Here, ^.^ wead, OwO wead; pewceive +how I UwU might >w< be knighted. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< wowse >_> of UwU fat +x3 men as wong as I ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> diffewence >_> of xDD men's +wiking. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 sweaw; ^.^ pwais'd women's +modesty, ÚwÚ and >_> gave such >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and OwO weww-behaved wepwoof +^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ uncomewinyess UwU that I would ^.^ have sworn his ^-^ disposition +would ^.^ have gonye ^-^ to OwO the >w< twuth >_> of his :33 wowds; uWu but uWu they ^-^ do nyo +^-^ mowe ^w^ adhewe ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep place >_> togethew than OwO the x3 Hundwedth +Psalm ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ;;w;; 'Gweensweeves.' What OwO tempest, I >_< twow, +>w< thwew :3 this whale, with OwO so many tuns >_> of uWu oiw in his :33 bewwy, +ashowe at Windsor? OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on OwO him? I +ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best uWu way ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to UwU entewtain him with hope, ÚwÚ tiww +OwO the ;;w;; wicked x3 fiwe >_> of wust ^.^ have uWu mewted him in his >_> own gwease. +OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO the >_< wike? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Wettew uWu fow letter, uWu but UwU that OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and +xDD Fowd differs. ÚwÚ To >w< thy gweat comfort in :3 this mystewy >_> of i-iww +^.^ opinyions, >w< hewe's OwO the twin-bwothew >_> of >w< thy :33 wettew; uWu but let UwU thinye +xDD inhewit :33 fiwst, for, I protest, >_< minye never shall. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ he +;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these :3 wettews, :3 wwit with UwU bwank space uWu fow +diffewent ^.^ nyames-suwe, more!-and ^.^ these awe >_> of OwO the uWu second +:3 edition. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww x3 pwint ;;w;; them, >_< out >_> of ^w^ doubt; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> cawes ^.^ nyot +what ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO into OwO the press when ^.^ he would >w< put OwO us ^-^ two. I +xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a OwO giantess ÚwÚ and lie uWu undew xDD Mount Pewion. Weww, +I uWu wiww find you twenty >w< wascivious ;;w;; tuwtwes ewe ^-^ onye >_< chaste +xDD man. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy same; OwO the vewy ;;w;; hand, OwO the +vewy wowds. What doth ^.^ he ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> us? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not; ^.^ it makes me ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to +^w^ wwangwe with >_< minye >_> own x3 honyesty. I'll UwU entewtain ^-^ mysewf >_< wike +^-^ onye UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot acquainted withal; for, ;;w;; suwe, unwess ^.^ he +xDD knyow >w< some xDD stwain in me UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ he would +never ^.^ have :33 boawded me in :3 this fury. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< 'Boawding' caww you it? I'll >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ keep him +:33 abuv >_< deck. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ So uWu wiww I; ^-^ if ^.^ he come uWu undew my hatches, I'll never +^-^ to ÚwÚ sea again. Let's >w< be reveng'd uWu on him; wet's ÚwÚ appoint him :3 a +UwU meeting, ^w^ give him :3 a show >_> of comfort in his ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead +him uWu on with :3 a ;;w;; finye-baited deway, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD pawn'd his +howses ^-^ to >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww consent ^-^ to ^.^ act ^-^ any viwwainy x3 against +him UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suwwy OwO the chawinyess >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 honyesty. :3 O +UwU that my xDD husband ^-^ saw :3 this >_< wettew! ^w^ It would ^w^ give eternal >_< food +^-^ to his jealousy. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and my good man +:33 too; :33 he's as :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy as I x3 am ^-^ fwom giving him +cause; ÚwÚ and UwU that, I hope, :3 is OwO an :3 unmeasuwabwe ^w^ distance. +uWu MWS. FOWD. You awe OwO the happier OwO woman. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Let's ^.^ consuwt >_> togethew x3 against :3 this xDD gweasy uWu knyight. +Come hithew. ^.^ [They wetiwe] + +x3 Entew FORD with :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE with uWu Nym + +FOWD. Weww, I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO Hope :3 is :3 a >w< cuwtaw ^.^ dog in >w< some UwU affaiws. +Sir uWu John ^w^ affects >w< thy wife. +FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wife :3 is ^.^ nyot young. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He woos uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and wow, uWu both rich ÚwÚ and xDD poow, +Both x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> owd, ^-^ onye with another, Fowd; +ÚwÚ He loves OwO the gallimaufry. >_< Fowd, pewpend. +FOWD. ^-^ Wuv my UwU wife! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With liver burning UwU hot. ^.^ Pwevent, ^w^ ow >w< go thou, +;;w;; Wike Sir :33 Actaeon >_< he, with ;;w;; Wingwood at >w< thy heels. +:33 O, ^-^ odious :3 is OwO the >_< nyame! +FOWD. What uWu nyame, sir? +ÚwÚ PISTOW. The horn, I >w< say. >w< Faweweww. +;;w;; Take :3 heed, ^.^ have open eye, uWu fow ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do foot uWu by >_< nyight; +;;w;; Take :3 heed, ewe uWu summew uWu comes, ^w^ ow ^-^ cuckoo :33 biwds ^-^ do uWu sing. +Away, Sir Cowpowaw Nym. +>_< Bewieve it, UwU Page; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :33 sense. Exit PISTOW +FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I uWu wiww >w< be patient; I uWu wiww find >_< out ÚwÚ this. +^w^ NYM. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] And :3 this :3 is true; I >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of +^.^ wying. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged me in >w< some >_> humouws; I shouwd +^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO the humour'd letter ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; swowd, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww bite x3 upon my nyecessity. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw ^-^ wife; +:33 thewe's OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. +UwU My name :3 is Cowpowaw >_> Nym; I ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and I avouch; +^.^ 'Tis true. UwU My name :3 is ^.^ Nym, ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff loves >_> youw wife. +:3 Adieu! I love ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cheese; ÚwÚ and +:33 thewe's OwO the humouw >_> of it. OwO Adieu. Exit uWu Nym +UwU PAGE. xDD 'The humouw >_> of it,' OwO quoth x3 'a! Here's :3 a :3 fewwow ^w^ fwights +Engwish >_< out >_> of his UwU wits. +FOWD. I uWu wiww >w< seek >_< out :33 Fawstaff. +UwU PAGE. I never heard such :3 a ^.^ dwawwing, >_< affecting >_> wogue. +FOWD. >w< If I ^-^ do find ^.^ it-weww. +UwU PAGE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe such :3 a Cataian >w< though OwO the pwiest o' +th' ^-^ town ^.^ commended him uWu fow :3 a OwO twue xDD man. +FOWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good sensible fewwow. >_< Weww. + +;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD come :3 fowwawd + +UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Meg! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Whither >w< go you, ^w^ Geowge? UwU Hawk you. +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet Frank, x3 why art :3 thou mewanchowy? +FOWD. I >_< mewanchowy! I x3 am ^.^ nyot mewanchowy. UwU Get you >_< home; +^.^ go. +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO Faith, :3 thou x3 hast >w< some cwotchets in >w< thy head OwO nyow. +uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. You'll come ^-^ to dinnyew, ^w^ Geowge? +>_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Wook ^-^ who comes yondew; ^.^ she uWu shaww +>w< be ^-^ ouw :33 messengew ^-^ to :3 this pawtwy uWu knyight. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] OwO Twust uWu me, I ^w^ thought uWu on +UwU hew; she'll x3 fit it. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You awe come ^-^ to UwU see my daughter :3 Annye? +QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; :3 and, I pray, how OwO does good ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Go in with OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD see; ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk +with you. >_< Exeunt ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY +UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fowd! +FOWD. You heard what :3 this ^.^ knyave told uWu me, >_> did you not? +UwU PAGE. uWu Yes; ÚwÚ and you heard what OwO the uWu othew told x3 me? +FOWD. Do you ÚwÚ think there :3 is >w< twuth in >w< them? +UwU PAGE. >w< Hang >w< 'em, >_< swaves! I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 knyight would :3 offew xDD it; +uWu but ^.^ these UwU that :3 accuse him in his ^.^ intent towards ^-^ ouw +;;w;; wives awe :3 a ^.^ yoke >_> of his ÚwÚ discawded ^w^ men; vewy rogues, :3 nyow +uWu they >w< be >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. +FOWD. Were uWu they his ^.^ men? +UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; wewe they. +FOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it never OwO the better uWu fow ;;w;; that. uWu Does ^.^ he lie at OwO the +Gawtew? +UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, OwO does ^w^ he. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd intend :3 this UwU voyage +towawd my xDD wife, I would xDD tuwn xDD hew loose ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and what +^.^ he gets ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD hew than shawp x3 wowds, let ^.^ it lie uWu on my head. +FOWD. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot misdoubt my ^-^ wife; uWu but I would >w< be loath ^-^ to +xDD tuwn them >w< togethew. OwO A man ^-^ may >w< be xDD too uWu confident. I would +^.^ have nyothing lie uWu on my head. I cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus >_> satisfied. + +x3 Entew OwO HOST + +UwU PAGE. Wook xDD whewe my >_< wanting host >_> of OwO the Garter comes. +Thewe :3 is ;;w;; eithew :3 wiquow in his OwO pate ^w^ ow money in his >_> puwse +when ^.^ he looks OwO so :3 mewwiwy. OwO How nyow, >_< minye >_> host! +HOST. OwO How nyow, bully xDD wook! Thou'rt :3 a gentleman. uWu [To +^.^ SHAWWOW :33 fowwowing] OwO Cavaweiwo UwU Justice, I >w< say. + +x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW + +SHALLOW. I x3 fowwow, >_< minye OwO host, I OwO fowwow. Good x3 even ÚwÚ and +:33 twenty, good ^-^ Mastew Page! ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, uWu wiww you >w< go with +>_> us? We ^.^ have uWu spowt in hand. +HOST. >_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO Cavaweiwo ^.^ Justice; tell ^w^ him, bully ;;w;; wook. +SHALLOW. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a fway ^-^ to >w< be xDD fought :3 between Sir :33 Hugh +OwO the x3 Wewsh pwiest ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ doctow. +FOWD. Good >_< minye host o' th' Gawtew, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +HOST. What xDD say'st thou, my bully :3 wook? ^.^ [They >w< go aside] +SHALLOW. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] uWu Wiww you >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to >w< behowd it? UwU My +>_> mewwy host ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO the measuring >_> of theiw :3 weapons; :3 and, +I xDD think, ;;w;; hath appointed them contrary ÚwÚ pwaces; for, believe +uWu me, I hear OwO the parson :3 is nyo uWu jestew. Hawk, I uWu wiww tell you +what ^-^ ouw uWu spowt uWu shaww UwU be. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +HOST. xDD Hast :3 thou nyo suit x3 against my :3 knyight, my ^.^ guest-cavaweiwo. +FOWD. None, I :3 pwotest; uWu but I'll ^w^ give you :3 a pottwe >_> of buwnt +sack ^-^ to ^w^ give me recourse ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him my name :3 is +Brook-only uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ jest. +HOST. UwU My ;;w;; hand, buwwy; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have UwU egwess ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wegwess- +^w^ said I >w< weww?-and >w< thy name uWu shaww >w< be Bwook. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy +uWu knyight. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, Mynheers? +SHALLOW. >_< Have with you, >_< minye ^w^ host. +UwU PAGE. I ^.^ have heard OwO the uWu Fwenchman ;;w;; hath good >_> skiww in his +>_< wapiew. +SHALLOW. UwU Tut, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd ^.^ have told you more. UwU In ^.^ these +xDD times you ^.^ stand uWu on :33 distance, >_> youw :3 passes, :33 stoccadoes, ÚwÚ and +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; 'tis ;;w;; hewe, +'tis here. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the UwU time with my wong >_< swowd I would +^.^ have :3 made you ;;w;; fouw taww xDD fewwows ÚwÚ skip >_< wike wats. +HOST. Here, uWu boys, ;;w;; hewe, :3 hewe! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ wag? +UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. I xDD had wathew hear them :33 scowd than +^w^ fight. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but FORD +FOWD. ^-^ Though ;;w;; Page >w< be :3 a secure fool, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stands OwO so firmly uWu on +his :3 wife's OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ yet I cannyot >w< put x3 off my >_< opinyion OwO so +x3 easiwy. She ÚwÚ was in his >_> company at >w< Page's OwO house, ÚwÚ and what +uWu they :3 made there I xDD knyow not. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further OwO into +;;w;; 't, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a disguise ^-^ to :33 sound :33 Fawstaff. >w< If I find xDD hew +^w^ honyest, I wose ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wabouw; ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be uWu othewwise, 'tis >_< wabouw +;;w;; weww ^-^ bestowed. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Garter Inn + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and PISTOW + +OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lend ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ penny. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww wetowt OwO the sum in UwU equipage. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the world's >_< minye ^-^ oystew. ^w^ Which I with +>_< swowd uWu wiww xDD open. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. I ^.^ have >_< been >_< content, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd +uWu way my countenance ^-^ to pawn. I ^.^ have ^-^ gwated x3 upon my good +fwiends uWu fow three reprieves uWu fow you ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< coach-fewwow, +>_> Nym; ^w^ ow ewse you xDD had ^.^ wook'd OwO thwough OwO the gwate, >_< wike :3 a +^-^ geminy >_> of baboons. I x3 am :33 damn'd in heww uWu fow sweawing ^-^ to +gentlemen my fwiends you ;;w;; wewe good xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and taww xDD fewwows; +ÚwÚ and when ^w^ Mistwess >w< Bwidget lost OwO the handle >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, +I took 't x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ it not. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^.^ shawe? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fifteen pence? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Reason, you wogue, reason. uWu Think'st :3 thou I'll +endanger my ^w^ souw gwatis? ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe about uWu me, +I x3 am nyo gibbet uWu fow you. ^-^ Go-a ^-^ showt :33 knyife ÚwÚ and :3 a thwong!- +^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; manyow >_> of :33 Pickt-hatch; ^.^ go. You'll ^.^ nyot bear :3 a letter +uWu fow uWu me, you wogue! You ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ Why, +:3 thou unconfinable ÚwÚ basenyess, ^.^ it :3 is as >w< much as I can ^-^ do ^-^ to +^-^ keep OwO the >_> tewms >_> of my uWu honyouw pwecise. OwO I, OwO I, I ^-^ mysewf +OwO sometimes, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 God uWu on OwO the weft ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU hiding +>_< minye uWu honyouw in my necessity, x3 am fain ^-^ to UwU shuffwe, ^-^ to >_> hedge, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to lurch; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you, wogue, uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce >_> youw >_> wags, +>_> youw >_> cat-a-mountain >w< wooks, >_> youw :3 wed-wattice phwases, ÚwÚ and +>_> youw OwO bowd-beating oaths, uWu undew OwO the shewtew >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw! +You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it, xDD you! +ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ^-^ do relent; what would :3 thou ^-^ mowe >_> of man? + +x3 Entew xDD WOBIN + +x3 WOBIN. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ woman would speak with you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet xDD hew appwoach. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +QUICKWY. >w< Give >_> youw wowship good mowwow. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wife. +QUICKWY. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw worship. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ;;w;; maid, xDD then. +QUICKWY. I'll >w< be swown; +UwU As my mothew OwO was, OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do believe OwO the >_> sweawew. What with x3 me? +QUICKWY. :33 Shaww I OwO vouchsafe >_> youw wowship :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Two OwO thousand, fair ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and I'll OwO vouchsafe +ÚwÚ thee OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. +QUICKWY. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu siw-I pray, come :3 a wittwe +nearer :3 this xDD ways. I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ dweww with ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow +Caius. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, UwU on: ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, you :33 say- +QUICKWY. Your wowship :33 says vewy true. I pray >_> youw wowship +come :3 a wittwe nearer :3 this xDD ways. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee nyobody hears-mine >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, +>_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. +QUICKWY. uWu Awe uWu they so? :3 God bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them his +>w< sewvants! +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what >_> of uWu hew? +QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, she's :3 a good >_> cweatuwe. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, >_> youw +worship's :3 a wanton! Weww, >w< heaven forgive you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of +>w< us, I ^-^ pway. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; xDD come, ^w^ Mistwess Ford- +QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong >_> of OwO it: you +^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew OwO into such :3 a canaries as 'tis >_> wondewfuw. +The :33 best ;;w;; couwtiew >_> of them aww, when OwO the couwt uWu way at Windsor, +:33 couwd never ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a canyawy. >_> Yet +there >_> has >_< been knights, ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, with +theiw coaches; I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ coach aftew :3 coach, letter aftew +letter, >_> gift aftew gift; >_< smewwing OwO so ^.^ sweetwy, >w< aww >_> musk, ÚwÚ and OwO so +uWu wushwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, in :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and in such awwigant +x3 tewms; ÚwÚ and in such xDD winye ÚwÚ and sugar >_> of OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and OwO the +^-^ faiwest, UwU that would ^.^ have xDD won ^-^ any :3 woman's >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I +;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get OwO an >_> eye-wink >_> of :3 hew. +I xDD had ^-^ mysewf twenty xDD angews >w< given me :3 this mownying; uWu but I +:33 defy >w< aww ^-^ angews, in ^-^ any such sort, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu but in OwO the +uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get +xDD hew OwO so >w< much as sip uWu on :3 a ^w^ cup with OwO the pwoudest >_> of them uWu aww; +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there >_> has >_< been >_< eawws, xDD nyay, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, +OwO pensionyews; ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >w< aww :3 is ^-^ onye with :3 hew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. But what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 me? Be brief, my good x3 she- +UwU Mewcuwy. +QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath receiv'd >_> youw :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the +;;w;; which ^.^ she ^w^ thanks you :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 times; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives you +^-^ to notify UwU that xDD hew xDD husband uWu wiww >w< be absence ^-^ fwom his house +:3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and eleven. +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eweven? +QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and then you ^-^ may come ÚwÚ and UwU see +OwO the picture, ^.^ she uWu says, UwU that you ÚwÚ wot >_> of. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, xDD hew +xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwom UwU home. ^.^ Awas, OwO the ^w^ sweet ^-^ woman weads +OwO an i-iww life with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a vewy jealousy >w< man; ^.^ she weads :3 a +vewy :3 fwampowd life with ^w^ him, good ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eleven. :3 Woman, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to UwU hew; I +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw :3 hew. +QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, you uWu say :33 weww. But I ^.^ have another :33 messengew +^-^ to >_> youw worship. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_< heawty :33 commendations +^-^ to you :33 too; ÚwÚ and let me tell you in >_> youw eaw, she's as +fartuous :3 a civil modest xDD wife, ÚwÚ and one, I tell you, UwU that uWu wiww +^.^ nyot ^-^ miss you xDD mownying :3 nyow evening >w< pwayew, as ^-^ any :3 is in +Windsor, whoe'er >w< be OwO the other; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she bade me tell >_> youw +wowship UwU that xDD hew xDD husband :3 is uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom home, uWu but ^.^ she +OwO hopes there uWu wiww come :3 a xDD time. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman OwO so +dote x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ man: ^w^ suwewy I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD chawms, la! x3 Yes, +in :33 twuth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, I assuwe thee; setting OwO the attwaction >_> of my +good pawts :33 aside, I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew xDD chawms. +QUICKWY. Blessing uWu on >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow x3 't! +OwO FAWSTAFF. But, I pray ^.^ thee, tell me :33 this: >_> has Ford's UwU wife ÚwÚ and +>w< Page's UwU wife acquainted OwO each uWu othew how uWu they love x3 me? +QUICKWY. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu indeed! ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO so wittwe +>w< gwace, I hope-that ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD twick uWu indeed! But ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page +would desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw wittwe ;;w;; page >_> of >w< aww ^w^ wuvs. +Her xDD husband >_> has :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to OwO the wittwe ^-^ page; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. uWu Nyevew :3 a UwU wife in +Windsor weads :3 a better life than ^.^ she ^-^ does; ^-^ do what ^.^ she wiww, +uWu say what ^.^ she wiww, UwU take aww, pay aww, >w< go ^-^ to bed when ^.^ she +wist, xDD wise when ^.^ she wist, >w< aww :3 is as ^.^ she wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she +^-^ desewves xDD it; uWu fow ^-^ if there >w< be :3 a >w< kind ^-^ woman in Windsor, ^.^ she +:3 is ^w^ onye. You >w< must ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw ^-^ page; nyo wemedy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww. +QUICKWY. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ do OwO so then; :3 and, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ^-^ may come +ÚwÚ and >w< go :3 between you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ any UwU case ^.^ have :3 a +:3 nyay-wowd, UwU that you ^-^ may xDD knyow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy +never :3 nyeed ^-^ to undewstand ^-^ any uWu thing; uWu fow 'tis ^.^ nyot good UwU that +chiwdwen shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ any wickedness. Old >_> fowks, you +>w< knyow, ^.^ have OwO discwetion, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow OwO the world. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to them >_> both. +There's my :3 puwse; I x3 am ÚwÚ yet >w< thy x3 debtow. UwU Boy, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with +:3 this OwO woman. [Exeunt :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and ROBIN] :3 This UwU nyews +uWu distwacts >_> me. +ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :33 punk :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :33 Cupid's cawwiews; +Clap uWu on ^-^ mowe sails; OwO puwsue; OwO up with >_> youw fights; +>w< Give uWu fiwe; ^.^ she :3 is my prize, ^w^ ow :33 ocean whelm them all! Exit +OwO FAWSTAFF. Say'st :3 thou so, ^.^ owd Jack; >w< go >w< thy ways; I'll ^-^ make +^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ body than I ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Wiww uWu they ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook +aftew OwO thee? uWu Wiwt thou, aftew OwO the ÚwÚ expense >_> of OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, +>w< be :3 nyow :3 a >_< gainyew? Good body, I :3 thank thee. >_> Wet them uWu say +'tis ^.^ gwosswy done; OwO so ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ faiwwy >_< donye, nyo OwO mattew. + +x3 Entew BAWDOWPH + +:33 BAWDOWPH. Sir :33 John, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook x3 bewow would +fain speak with you, ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath +x3 sent >_> youw wowship :3 a ^w^ moming's :3 dwaught >_> of x3 sack. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Bwook :3 is his name? +:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] Such >_< Bwooks awe +^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 o'ewfwows such >_> wiquow. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^w^ Mistwess +xDD Fowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^.^ have I uWu encompass'd you? uWu Go to; +UwU via! + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with FORD uWu disguised + +FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! +OwO FAWSTAFF. And you, :3 siw! Wouwd you speak with x3 me? +FOWD. I ^-^ make bowd ^-^ to press with OwO so wittwe pwepawation x3 upon +you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ You'we welcome. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? >w< Give OwO us leave, +;;w;; dwawew. Exit BAWDOWPH +FOWD. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ have spent :33 much; my name +:3 is Bwook. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I desiwe ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance +>_> of you. +FOWD. Good Sir :33 John, I >w< sue uWu fow yours-not ^-^ to chawge OwO you; uWu fow I +>w< must let you undewstand I ÚwÚ think ^-^ mysewf in better plight uWu fow +:3 a ^.^ wendew than you ;;w;; awe; OwO the ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD something +embold'ned me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ unseason'd >_> intwusion; uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if +money >w< go OwO befowe, >w< aww ^-^ ways ^-^ do lie xDD open. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Money :3 is :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 on. +FOWD. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a x3 bag >_> of money here twoubwes me; ^-^ if +you uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear it, Sir :33 John, UwU take aww, ^w^ ow ^.^ hawf, uWu fow ^w^ easing +me >_> of OwO the cawwiage. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw +powtew. +FOWD. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^w^ give me OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. +OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Speak, good ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be +>_> youw sewvant. +FOWD. >_> Siw, I hear you awe :3 a uWu schowaw-I uWu wiww >w< be bwief with you +-and you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a man wong OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though I +xDD had never OwO so good :3 means as desiwe ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf acquainted +with you. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you, wherein +I >w< must vewy >w< much uWu way open >_< minye >_> own ^-^ impewfection; ;;w;; but, +good Sir :33 John, as you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye x3 upon my ^.^ fowwies, as you +hear them ^w^ unfowded, xDD tuwn another OwO into OwO the UwU wegistew >_> of >_> youw +own, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD pass with :3 a wepwoof OwO the easiew, x3 sith you +yourself xDD knyow how :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be such OwO an offendew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, siw; :3 pwoceed. +FOWD. Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman in :3 this ;;w;; town, xDD hew >_< husband's +name :3 is uWu Fowd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, sir. +FOWD. I ^.^ have wong :33 wov'd UwU hew, :3 and, I uWu pwotest ^-^ to you, bestowed +>w< much uWu on UwU hew; ^-^ fowwowed xDD hew with :3 a doting >_< obsewvance; +engwoss'd UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ^.^ meet UwU hew; ^-^ fee'd every ^w^ swight >w< occasion +UwU that :33 couwd uWu but niggardly ^w^ give me OwO sight >_> of UwU hew; ^.^ nyot +only bought many pwesents ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU hew, uWu but ^.^ have >w< given +>_< wawgewy ^-^ to many ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^.^ she would ^.^ have given; +:3 bwiefwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwsu'd xDD hew as love ;;w;; hath UwU puwsued me; ;;w;; which +;;w;; hath >_< been uWu on OwO the x3 wing >_> of >w< aww occasions. But >_> whatsoevew I +^.^ have uWu mewited, ;;w;; eithew in my :33 mind ^w^ ow in my means, xDD meed, I +x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I ^.^ have >_< weceived x3 nyonye, unwess experience >w< be :3 a jewel; +UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwchased at OwO an >_< infinyite :3 wate, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; hath +^w^ taught me ^-^ to uWu say :33 this: +;;w;; 'Wuv >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; shadow flies when xDD substance love pursues; +:33 Puwsuing UwU that UwU that x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and fwying what ^w^ puwsues.' +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you receiv'd nyo pwomise >_> of satisfaction at +xDD hew ^-^ hands? +FOWD. >_< Nyevew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you importun'd xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a purpose? +FOWD. >_< Nyevew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Of what ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ was >_> youw love, ^.^ then? +FOWD. ;;w;; Wike :3 a fair house built uWu on another ÚwÚ man's ground; OwO so +UwU that I ^.^ have lost my edifice uWu by mistaking OwO the place xDD whewe +>w< ewected it. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To what OwO puwpose ^.^ have you :3 unfowded :3 this ^-^ to x3 me? +FOWD. When I ^.^ have told you UwU that, I ^.^ have told you all. uWu Some +uWu say UwU that >w< though ^.^ she :3 appeaw >w< honyest ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ yet in uWu othew +OwO pwaces ^.^ she >w< enwawgeth xDD hew uWu miwth OwO so :3 faw UwU that there :3 is >_< shwewd +constwuction :3 made >_> of :3 hew. Nyow, Sir :33 John, here :3 is OwO the OwO heawt +>_> of my UwU puwpose: you awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of excellent +breeding, ^.^ admiwabwe discouwse, >_> of gweat >_> admittance, authentic in +>_> youw place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, generally >_< awwow'd uWu fow >_> youw many +war-like, courtlike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed xDD pwepawations. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, :3 siw! +FOWD. >_< Bewieve it, uWu fow you xDD knyow it. Thewe :3 is money; uWu spend it, +uWu spend xDD it; uWu spend ^-^ mowe; uWu spend >w< aww I ^.^ have; only ^w^ give me OwO so +>w< much >_> of >_> youw UwU time in exchange >_> of ^.^ it as ^-^ to uWu way OwO an amiable +^w^ siege ^-^ to OwO the xDD honyesty >_> of :3 this Ford's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; use >_> youw art >_> of +wooing, ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to consent ^-^ to OwO you; ^-^ if ^-^ any man >w< may, you +^-^ may as >_> soon as any. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Wouwd ^.^ it OwO appwy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to OwO the :3 vehemency >_> of >_> youw +affection, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ win what you would enjoy? +x3 Methinks you prescribe ^-^ to yourself vewy preposterously. +FOWD. :33 O, undewstand my dwift. She dwells OwO so OwO secuwewy uWu on OwO the +x3 excewwency >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw UwU that OwO the ^.^ fowwy >_> of my ^w^ souw dawes +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent itself; ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU bwight ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wook'd >_> against. +Nyow, :33 couwd I come ^-^ to xDD hew with ^-^ any :33 detection in my ;;w;; hand, +my desires xDD had instance ÚwÚ and awgument ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend :3 themsewves; +I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew then ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wawd >_> of xDD hew purity, +xDD hew uWu weputation, xDD hew mawwiage vow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu othew xDD hew +>_> defences, ;;w;; which :3 nyow awe xDD too xDD too stwongwy UwU embattw'd x3 against +>_> me. What uWu say you to't, Sir xDD John? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst ^-^ make bowd with >_> youw +money; nyext, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and ^w^ wast, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, +you ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if you wiww, enjoy Ford's wife. +FOWD. :3 O good :3 siw! +OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu say you shall. +FOWD. Want nyo >_> monyey, Sir x3 John; you uWu shaww UwU want none. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Want nyo ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; you uWu shaww +UwU want none. I uWu shaww >w< be with UwU hew, I ^-^ may tell you, uWu by xDD hew >_> own +>w< appointment; x3 even as you came in ^-^ to me xDD hew ÚwÚ assistant, ^w^ ow +^.^ go-between, x3 pawted ^-^ fwom me; I uWu say I uWu shaww >w< be with xDD hew :3 between +>w< ten ÚwÚ and ^w^ eweven; uWu fow at UwU that UwU time OwO the x3 jeawous UwU wascawwy +>_< knyave, xDD hew xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be fowth. Come you ^-^ to me at +>_< nyight; you uWu shaww xDD knyow how I x3 speed. +FOWD. I x3 am bwest in >_> youw :33 acquaintance. Do you xDD knyow >_< Fowd, +OwO Siw? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, UwU poow :33 cuckowdwy knave! I xDD knyow him +not; ÚwÚ yet I :33 wwong him ^-^ to caww him >_< poow; uWu they uWu say OwO the +x3 jeawous OwO wittowwy ^.^ knyave ;;w;; hath xDD masses >_> of money; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which +his UwU wife uWu seems ^-^ to me well-favour'd. I uWu wiww ;;w;; use xDD hew as OwO the +;;w;; key >_> of OwO the :33 cuckowdwy :3 wogue's ^.^ coffew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my ^-^ hawvest-home. +FOWD. I would you knew >_< Fowd, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you UwU might UwU avoid him +^-^ if you ^-^ saw >_> him. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, mechanyicaw ^.^ sawt-buttew wogue! I uWu wiww +^-^ stawe him >_< out >_> of his UwU wits; I uWu wiww awe him with my UwU cudgew; +^.^ it uWu shaww >_> hang >_< wike :3 a ^w^ meteow o'ew OwO the OwO cuckowd's howns. ^-^ Mastew +>_< Bwook, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow I uWu wiww pwedominyate xDD uvw OwO the +peasant, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt lie with his wife. Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at +^-^ nyight. Ford's :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww aggravate his ^w^ stywe; thou, +^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^-^ shawt xDD knyow him uWu fow ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and cuckold. +Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. Exit +FOWD. What :3 a :33 damn'd >_> Epicuwean >w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! UwU My OwO heawt :3 is +ready ^-^ to >_< cwack with >_< impatience. OwO Who :33 says :3 this :3 is improvident +jeawousy? UwU My UwU wife ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to him; OwO the hour :3 is ^w^ fix'd; +OwO the ^-^ match :3 is ^.^ made. Wouwd ^-^ any man ^.^ have ^w^ thought uWu this? ^w^ See +OwO the heww >_> of having :3 a false woman! UwU My bed uWu shaww >w< be abus'd, +my OwO coffews :33 wansack'd, my weputation gnyawn at; ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww +^.^ nyot only weceive :3 this >_< viwwainyous ^.^ wwong, uWu but ^.^ stand uWu undew OwO the +xDD adoption >_> of abominable terms, ÚwÚ and uWu by him UwU that OwO does me +:3 this ^.^ wwong. ^.^ Tewms! x3 nyames! Amaimon x3 sounds ;;w;; weww; Lucifer, +;;w;; weww; Bawbason, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet uWu they awe ;;w;; deviws' :3 additions, OwO the >_< nyames +>_> of ;;w;; fiends. But cuckowd! UwU Wittow! Cuckowd! OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf +;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a >w< nyame. ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an ass, :3 a secure :3 ass; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD twust +his ^-^ wife; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ jeawous; I uWu wiww wathew xDD twust :3 a Fleming +with my xDD buttew, ^-^ Pawson :33 Hugh OwO the Welshman with my +xDD cheese, OwO an uWu Iwishman with my UwU aqua-vitae bottle, ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to +ÚwÚ wawk my >_> ambwing ÚwÚ gewding, than my UwU wife with :33 hewsewf. ;;w;; Then +^.^ she pwots, then ^.^ she ruminates, then ^.^ she ^w^ devises; ÚwÚ and what +uWu they ÚwÚ think in theiw hearts uWu they ^-^ may >_> effect, uWu they uWu wiww >_< bweak +theiw hearts uWu but uWu they uWu wiww >w< effect. :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow my +jealousy! >_< Eweven o'cwock OwO the hour. I uWu wiww >w< pwevent this, uWu detect +my xDD wife, >w< be reveng'd uWu on Falstaff, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^w^ Page. +I uWu wiww about xDD it; better three ^w^ houws xDD too >_> soon than :3 a :3 minyute +xDD too late. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! cuckowd! cuckowd! cuckowd! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Windsor + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY + +>w< CAIUS. x3 Jack >w< Wugby! +RUGBY. OwO Siw? +>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is ^.^ de clock, >_> Jack? +RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past OwO the xDD houw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Sir :33 Hugh OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to +ÚwÚ meet. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he >_> has :33 save his ^w^ souw dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; ^.^ he >_> has +pray his Pibwe ;;w;; weww dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; uWu by ^-^ gaw, x3 Jack ^.^ Wugby, +^.^ he :3 is UwU dead uWu awweady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be come. +RUGBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, siw; ^.^ he knew >_> youw wowship would :33 kiww +him ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 came. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ de >_> hewwing :3 is nyo UwU dead OwO so as I viww :33 kiww >_> him. ;;w;; Take +>_> youw rapier, Jack; I viww tell you how I viww :33 kiww >_> him. +RUGBY. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I cannyot fence! +>w< CAIUS. >w< Viwwainy, UwU take >_> youw >_< wapiew. +RUGBY. Fowbeaw; >w< hewe's :33 company. + +x3 Entew xDD HOST, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE + +HOST. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, bully >_< doctow! +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Save you, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow Caius! +UwU PAGE. Nyow, good ^-^ Mastew xDD Doctow! +SLENDER. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. +>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat >w< be >w< aww you, one, ^-^ two, xDD twee, :3 fouw, come xDD fow? +HOST. ÚwÚ To UwU see ÚwÚ thee fight, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU foin, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee twavewse; +^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 thewe; ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee xDD pass >w< thy +^.^ punto, >w< thy OwO stock, >w< thy ^.^ wevewse, >w< thy :33 distance, >w< thy ^.^ montant. +^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my ;;w;; Ethiopian? ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my Fwancisco? Ha, +bully! What :33 says my ^.^ Aescuwapius? my ÚwÚ Gawen? my OwO heawt +>_> of ewdew? Ha! :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, bully stawe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ de cowawd x3 Jack pwiest >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; wowwd; ^.^ he :3 is +^.^ nyot show his face. +HOST. Thou art :3 a >w< Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. >_< Hectow >_> of Greece, +my :33 boy! +>w< CAIUS. I pray you, bear witness UwU that me ^.^ have stay OwO six ^w^ ow +^-^ seven, two twee ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is nyo come. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the uWu wisew man, ^-^ Mastew Doctow: ^.^ he :3 is :3 a :33 cuwew +>_> of souls, ÚwÚ and you :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of ^-^ bodies; ^-^ if you shouwd fight, +you >w< go x3 against OwO the >_< haiw >_> of >_> youw >w< pwofessions. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot true, +^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? +UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, you ^.^ have yourself >_< been :3 a gweat x3 fightew, +>w< though :3 nyow :3 a man >_> of ^-^ peace. +SHALLOW. >_< Bodykins, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< though I :3 nyow >w< be >_> owd, ÚwÚ and +>_> of OwO the :3 peace, ^-^ if I UwU see :3 a >_< swowd out, my fingew >_< itches ^-^ to ^-^ make +^w^ onye. ^-^ Though ^-^ we awe >_> justices, ÚwÚ and doctors, ÚwÚ and chuwchmen, +^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some salt >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD youth in >_< us; ^-^ we awe +OwO the >_< sons >_> of :3 women, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. +UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis true, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. +SHALLOW. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow +ÚwÚ CAIUS, I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you UwU home. I x3 am sworn >_> of OwO the ^w^ peace; +you ^.^ have show'd yourself :3 a xDD wise ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh +;;w;; hath shown ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and uWu patient chuwchman. You +>w< must >w< go with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. +HOST. >_> Pawdon, Guest >_> Justice. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ Mounseuw Mockwater. +>w< CAIUS. Mock-vatew! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? +HOST. :3 Mockwatew, in ^-^ ouw Engwish tongue, :3 is valour, buwwy. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, then I ^.^ have as >w< much :33 mockvatew as ^.^ de UwU Engwishman. +>w< Scuwvy x3 jack-dog UwU pwiest! By ^-^ gaw, me viww ÚwÚ cut his x3 eaws. +HOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww cwappew-cwaw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tightwy, buwwy. +>w< CAIUS. >_< Cwappew-de-cwaw! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? +HOST. :33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 amends. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he uWu shaww clapper-de-claw me; for, +uWu by ^-^ gaw, me viww ^.^ have it. +HOST. And I uWu wiww >_< pwovoke him to't, ^w^ ow let him uWu wag. +>w< CAIUS. >w< Me tank you uWu fow >_< dat. +HOST. And, x3 moweuvw, bully-but >_> fiwst: >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the >_> othews] +^-^ Mastew >_> Guest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ÚwÚ and UwU eke OwO Cavaweiwo x3 Swendew, +>w< go you OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to OwO Fwogmowe. +UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] Sir :33 Hugh :3 is there, :3 is x3 he? +HOST. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ thewe. ^w^ See what humouw ^.^ he :3 is in; ÚwÚ and +I uWu wiww bwing OwO the doctow about uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiewds. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu weww? +SHALLOW. ^-^ [Aside] We uWu wiww ^-^ do it. +^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER. Adieu, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me viww :33 kiww ^.^ de xDD pwiest; uWu fow ^.^ he speak uWu fow :3 a OwO jack- +an-ape ^-^ to >_> Annye ^w^ Page. +HOST. >_> Wet him ^-^ die. >_< Sheathe >w< thy >w< impatience; thwow x3 cowd >w< watew +uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chowew; >w< go about OwO the fields with me OwO thwough uWu Fwogmowe; +I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page ;;w;; is, at :3 a :3 a +farm-house, OwO a-feasting; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ woo :3 hew. ;;w;; Cwied +OwO game! :33 Said I uWu weww? +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me x3 dank you vor ;;w;; dat; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and +I uWu shaww >_< pwocuwe-a you ^.^ de good guest, ^.^ de eaww, ^.^ de :3 knyight, ^.^ de +x3 wowds, ^.^ de gentlemen, my OwO patients. +HOST. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO advewsawy towawd >_> Annye +^w^ Page. :33 Said I uWu weww? +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis >w< good; :33 veww ^w^ said. +HOST. >_> Wet OwO us :3 wag, xDD then. +>w< CAIUS. Come at my heels, x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT x3 III ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Frogmore + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE + +x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's OwO sewving-man, +ÚwÚ and fwiend Simple uWu by >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ have you +^.^ wook'd uWu fow ^-^ Mastew UwU Caius, UwU that calls ^-^ himsewf ^w^ Doctow >_> of +Physic? +SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> pittie-wawd, OwO the park-ward; every +OwO way; ^.^ owd Windsor >_< way, ÚwÚ and every uWu way uWu but OwO the ^-^ town way. +x3 EVANS. I UwU most :3 fehementwy desiwe you you uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ wook UwU that +way. +SIMPLE. I wiww, Siw. Exit +x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess my >_> souw, how :33 fuww >_> of >_> chowwows I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> twempwing +>_> of mind! I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< deceived >_> me. OwO How +^-^ mewanchowies I am! I uWu wiww UwU knyog his ;;w;; uwinyaws about his xDD knyave's +^.^ costawd when I ^.^ have ^.^ goot UwU oppowtunyities uWu fow OwO the owk. :3 Pwess +my UwU souw! [Sings] +ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ fawws +:33 Mewodious :33 biwds ;;w;; sings ^-^ madwigaws; +Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw uWu peds >_> of xDD woses, +And :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ fwagwant >w< posies. +ÚwÚ To >w< shawwow- +uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! I ^.^ have :3 a gweat dispositions ^-^ to cry. [Sings] +:33 Mewodious :33 biwds sing madrigals- +x3 Whenyas I xDD sat in :33 Pabywon- +And :3 a ^w^ thousand vagwam >w< posies. +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shawwow, etc. + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE + +SIMPLE. Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, UwU coming :3 this >_< way, Sir x3 Hugh. +x3 EVANS. >w< He's welcome. [Sings] +ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose >_> fawws- +xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew OwO the OwO wight! What weapons :3 is x3 he? +SIMPLE. :3 Nyo x3 weapons, sir. Thewe comes my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew +Shawwow, ÚwÚ and another ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ fwom ^.^ Fwogmowe, xDD uvw OwO the +stiwe, :3 this way. +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ give me my UwU gown; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ keep ^.^ it in >_> youw +arms. [Takes >_< out :3 a book] + +x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER + +SHALLOW. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Pawson! Good ^.^ mowwow, good +Sir x3 Hugh. Keep :3 a :3 gamestew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dice, ÚwÚ and :3 a good student +^-^ fwom his book, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> wondewfuw. +SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! +UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Save you, good Sir ^w^ Hugh! +x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess you ^-^ fwom his UwU mewcy UwU sake, >w< aww >_> of xDD you! +SHALLOW. >_> What, OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO the word! Do you study +them ^.^ both, ^-^ Mastew Pawson? +UwU PAGE. And youthfuw stiww, in >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose, :3 this OwO waw +:3 wheumatic xDD day! +x3 EVANS. Thewe :3 is reasons ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes uWu fow it. +UwU PAGE. We awe come ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good >_> office, ^-^ Mastew +Pawson. +x3 EVANS. Fery ;;w;; weww; what :3 is it? +UwU PAGE. Yondew :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO wevewend ;;w;; gentweman, :3 who, belike having +>_< weceived :33 wwong uWu by >w< some ^.^ pewson, :3 is at UwU most >_> odds with +his >_> own gwavity ÚwÚ and >_< patience UwU that >w< evew you >w< saw. +SHALLOW. I ^.^ have :33 wived fouwscowe years ÚwÚ and ^-^ upwawd; I never +heard :3 a man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ gwavity, ÚwÚ and weawnying, OwO so ^-^ wide >_> of +his >_> own :33 wespect. +x3 EVANS. What :3 is x3 he? +UwU PAGE. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow UwU him: ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, OwO the +renowned xDD Fwench physician. +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Got's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his passion >_> of my >_< heawt! I xDD had as OwO wief +you would tell me >_> of :3 a UwU mess >_> of powwidge. +UwU PAGE. Why? +x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe knowledge in Hibocrates ÚwÚ and +UwU Gawen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> besides-a >_> cowawdwy ^.^ knyave as you +would desires ^-^ to >w< be acquainted :3 withaw. +UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO the man shouwd fight with >_> him. +SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! +SHALLOW. ^w^ It >_> appeaws so, uWu by his weapons. Keep them asundew; +here comes ^w^ Doctow Caius. + +x3 Entew xDD HOST, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY + +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ keep in >_> youw weapon. +SHALLOW. ^w^ So ^-^ do you, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. +HOST. Disarm ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and let them ÚwÚ question; let them ^-^ keep +theiw wimbs xDD whowe ÚwÚ and UwU hack ^-^ ouw Engwish. +>w< CAIUS. I pray you, OwO wet-a me speak :3 a >_> wowd with >_> youw OwO eaw. +ÚwÚ Vewefowe uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot OwO meet-a x3 me? +x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; use >_> youw patience; in +good xDD time. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, you awe ^.^ de xDD cowawd, ^.^ de x3 Jack dog, uWu John ape. +x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be +:33 waughing-stocks ^-^ to uWu othew xDD men's >_> humouws; I desiwe you in +^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow uWu othew ^-^ make you :3 amends. +[Aloud] I uWu wiww UwU knyog >_> youw ;;w;; uwinyaws about >_> youw xDD knyave's cogscomb +uWu fow >_> missing >_> youw meetings ÚwÚ and ^.^ appointments. +>w< CAIUS. Diable! x3 Jack Rugby-mine :33 Host ^.^ de Jarteer-have I +^.^ nyot stay uWu fow him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? >_< Have I ;;w;; nyot, at ^.^ de place I >_> did +appoint? +x3 EVANS. UwU As I x3 am :3 a :3 Chwistians >_> souw, nyow, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this :3 is OwO the +place >_< appointed. I'll >w< be ÚwÚ judgment uWu by >_< minye host >_> of OwO the +Gawtew. +HOST. Peace, I ÚwÚ say, x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gauw, xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Welsh, +:33 souw-cuwew ÚwÚ and body-curer. +>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, dat :3 is vewy uWu good! ^-^ excewwent! +HOST. Peace, I >w< say. >w< Heaw >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. OwO Am I +x3 powitic? x3 am I subtle? x3 am I :3 a Machiavel? :33 Shaww I wose my +doctow? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me OwO the >_> potions ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< motions. :33 Shaww I +wose my ^.^ pawson, my :33 pwiest, my Sir :33 Hugh? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me +OwO the proverbs ÚwÚ and OwO the noverbs. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, tewwestwiaw; +ÚwÚ so. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu cewestiaw; ÚwÚ so. :33 Boys >_> of :3 awt, I ^.^ have +:33 deceiv'd you ^-^ both; I ^.^ have >_< diwected you ^-^ to :33 wwong ÚwÚ pwaces; +>_> youw hearts awe >w< mighty, >_> youw ^.^ skins awe whole, ÚwÚ and let buwnt +sack >w< be OwO the >_< issue. ^w^ Come, uWu way theiw >_> swowds ^-^ to pawn. Follow +uWu me, lads >_> of ^w^ peace; x3 fowwow, x3 fowwow, OwO fowwow. +SHALLOW. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a mad ^w^ host. OwO Fowwow, gentlemen, OwO fowwow. +SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS +>w< CAIUS. Ha, ^-^ do I pewceive ;;w;; dat? >_< Have you >w< make-a ^.^ de :3 sot >_> of >w< us, +xDD ha, ha? +x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he >_> has :3 made OwO us his UwU vwouting-stog. I +desiwe you UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be fwiends; ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU knyog ^-^ ouw xDD pwains +>_> togethew ^-^ to >w< be wevenge uWu on :3 this >_> same scaww, OwO scuwvy, ^.^ cogging +^w^ companyion, OwO the host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ He pwomise ^-^ to bwing me +xDD whewe :3 is >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he x3 deceive me ^w^ too. +x3 EVANS. Weww, I uWu wiww x3 smite his xDD nyoddwes. ;;w;; Pway you OwO fowwow. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +The uWu stweet in Windsor + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, wittwe x3 gawwant; you ;;w;; wewe +UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fowwowew, uWu but :3 nyow you awe :3 a weadew. :3 Whethew +xDD had you wathew ;;w;; wead >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow eye >_> youw >_< mastew's heels? +x3 WOBIN. I xDD had ^.^ wathew, :33 fowsooth, >w< go before you >_< wike :3 a man than +follow him >_< wike :3 a >_> dwawf. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 O, you awe :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< boy; :3 nyow I UwU see ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 a +^w^ couwtiew. + +x3 Entew FORD + +FOWD. ^.^ Weww met, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. Whither >w< go you? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ she at :3 home? +FOWD. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and as :33 idwe as ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> hang togethew, uWu fow UwU want >_> of +:33 company. I xDD think, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> husbands ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you two +would uWu mawwy. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 that-two uWu othew x3 husbands. +FOWD. :3 Whewe xDD had you :3 this pwetty weathewcock? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I cannyot tell what OwO the >_< dickens his name :3 is my +xDD husband xDD had him >_> of. What ^-^ do you caww >_> youw :3 knyight's +uWu nyame, sirrah? +x3 WOBIN. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. +FOWD. Sir uWu John Falstaff! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< He, xDD he; I can never :3 hit on's >w< nyame. Thewe :3 is such +:3 a >_> weague :3 between my good man ÚwÚ and >w< he! ^-^ Is >_> youw UwU wife at +UwU home ^.^ indeed? +FOWD. :3 Indeed ^.^ she is. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. By >_> youw leave, sir. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see :3 hew. +>_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN +FOWD. xDD Has ;;w;; Page ^-^ any uWu bwains? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any :3 eyes? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any +>_< thinking? Suwe, uWu they sleep; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Why, +:3 this :3 boy uWu wiww carry :3 a letter twenty UwU miwe as :33 easy as :3 a UwU cannyon +uWu wiww >_> shoot pointblank twewve score. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pieces >_< out his :3 wife's +>_< incwinyation; ^.^ he gives xDD hew ^.^ fowwy motion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advantage; ÚwÚ and +:3 nyow she's ^-^ going ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and Falstaff's :3 boy with :3 hew. OwO A +man ^-^ may hear :3 this >_< show'w sing in OwO the wind. And Falstaff's +:3 boy with her! Good plots! ^.^ They awe :33 waid; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU wevowted +;;w;; wives share uWu damnyation >w< togethew. ^-^ Weww; I uWu wiww UwU take ^w^ him, +then >_> towtuwe my xDD wife, xDD pwuck OwO the OwO bowwowed >w< veiw >_> of x3 modesty +^-^ fwom OwO the OwO so seeming ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, xDD divuwge ;;w;; Page ^-^ himsewf +uWu fow :3 a secure ÚwÚ and wilful uWu Actaeon; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ these viowent proceedings +>w< aww my xDD nyeighbouws uWu shaww x3 cwy ^.^ aim. [Clock >w< stwikes] +The ^w^ cwock gives me my cue, ÚwÚ and my assuwance >_< bids me +search; there I uWu shaww find :33 Fawstaff. I uWu shaww >w< be wathew ^.^ pwais'd +uWu fow :3 this than ÚwÚ mock'd; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is as ÚwÚ positive as OwO the :3 eawth :3 is ^w^ fiwm +UwU that :3 Fawstaff :3 is ^.^ thewe. I uWu wiww ^.^ go. + +x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, +ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY + +>_> SHAWWOW, ^-^ PAGE, >w< &C. ^.^ Weww met, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. +FOWD. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a good knyot; I ^.^ have good :33 cheew at home, +ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< aww >w< go with >_> me. +SHALLOW. I >w< must ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. +SLENDER. And OwO so >w< must OwO I, siw; ^-^ we ^.^ have appointed ^-^ to uWu dinye with +^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with xDD hew uWu fow ^-^ mowe +money than I'll speak >_> of. +SHALLOW. We ^.^ have ^.^ wingew'd about :3 a ^-^ match :3 between >_> Annye +;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and my cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have +^-^ ouw >w< answew. +SLENDER. I >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> youw good wiww, fathew ^w^ Page. +UwU PAGE. You x3 have, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Swendew; I ^.^ stand xDD whowwy uWu fow you. But +my xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, :3 is uWu fow you ÚwÚ awtogethew. +>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, xDD be-gaw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ de maid :3 is x3 wuv-a me; my nyuwsh-a +uWu Quickwy tell me OwO so >_> mush. +HOST. What uWu say you ^-^ to x3 young ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ÚwÚ He capers, +^.^ he dances, ^.^ he >_> has eyes >_> of youth, ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> vewses, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks +uWu howiday, ^.^ he smewws :3 Apwiw ÚwÚ and :3 May; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry ;;w;; 't, ^.^ he uWu wiww +carry 't; 'tis in his >_> buttons; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry 't. +UwU PAGE. :3 Nyot uWu by my ^.^ consent, I pwomise you. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is +>_> of nyo ^.^ having: ^.^ he ^-^ kept >_> company with OwO the wiwd Prince ÚwÚ and +:33 Poins; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD too UwU high :3 a ^-^ wegion, ^.^ he knows xDD too ^w^ much. No, +^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyit :3 a knot in his :3 fowtunyes with OwO the fingew >_> of +my substance; ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take UwU hew, let him UwU take xDD hew simply; OwO the +wealth I ^.^ have >_< waits uWu on my ^.^ consent, ÚwÚ and my consent :33 goes +^.^ nyot UwU that way. +FOWD. I uWu beseech you, >w< heawtiwy, >w< some >_> of you >w< go UwU home with me +^-^ to :33 dinnyew: >w< besides >_> youw cheew, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 spowt; I uWu wiww +show you :3 a uWu monstew. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, you uWu shaww ^.^ go; OwO so uWu shaww +you, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and you, Sir x3 Hugh. +SHALLOW. Weww, fare you ;;w;; weww; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the fweew +:3 wooing at ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page's. >_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SLENDER +>w< CAIUS. uWu Go home, uWu John ;;w;; Wugby; I come x3 anyon. Exit OwO WUGBY +HOST. Faweweww, my ^.^ heawts; I uWu wiww ^-^ to my >w< honyest x3 knyight +Falstaff, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 canyawy with >_> him. Exit OwO HOST +FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww dwink in pipe-wine ^.^ fiwst with +>_> him. I'll ^-^ make him dance. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, >_< gentwes? +ALL. >_< Have with you ^-^ to UwU see :3 this uWu monstew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +>_< FOWD'S house + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE + +uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! what, Robert! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Quickly, >_< quickwy! ^-^ Is OwO the xDD buck-basket- +uWu MWS. FOWD. I wawwant. >_> What, Robin, I :33 say! + +x3 Entew UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a basket + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Here, xDD set ^.^ it down. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Give >_> youw x3 men OwO the x3 chawge; ^-^ we >w< must >w< be brief. +uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, as I told you OwO befowe, uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Wobewt, >w< be +ready here ^-^ hawd uWu by in OwO the ^w^ bwew-house; ÚwÚ and when I :33 suddenwy +caww you, come >w< fowth, :3 and, ^-^ without ^-^ any :3 pause ^w^ ow +staggering, UwU take :3 this basket uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. :33 That >_< donye, +twudge with ^.^ it in >w< aww haste, ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it UwU among OwO the whitsters +in ^-^ Datchet >_> Mead, ÚwÚ and there uWu empty ^.^ it in OwO the >w< muddy OwO ditch +:33 cwose uWu by OwO the ^.^ Thames xDD side. +Mrs. UwU PAGE. You uWu wiww ^-^ do it? +uWu MWS. FOWD. I UwU ha' told them xDD uvw ÚwÚ and :33 uvw; uWu they wack nyo +uWu diwection. Be gone, ÚwÚ and come when you awe caww'd. +>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes wittwe xDD Wobin. + +x3 Entew xDD WOBIN + +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, my xDD eyas-musket, what UwU nyews with +you? +x3 WOBIN. UwU My ^-^ Mastew Sir uWu John :3 is come in at >_> youw back-door, +^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ÚwÚ and wequests >_> youw :33 company. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You wittwe ^w^ Jack-a-Went, ^.^ have you >_< been OwO twue ^-^ to >_> us? +x3 WOBIN. >w< Ay, I'll >w< be swown. UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw +being ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath threat'ned ^-^ to >w< put me OwO into xDD evewwasting +wibewty, ^-^ if I tell you >_> of xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 he'ww xDD tuwn me >_> away. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thou 'rt :3 a good >w< boy; :3 this ^.^ secwecy >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww +>w< be :3 a >_> taiwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and +x3 hose. I'll >w< go hide >_> me. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ÚwÚ so. uWu Go tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew I x3 am awonye. xDD [Exit +ROBIN] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, wemembew you >_> youw OwO cue. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant thee; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act it, uWu hiss >_> me. +Exit uWu MWS. :3 PAGE +uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, then; ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use :3 this UwU unwhowesome +humidity, :3 this :3 gwoss wat'wy :33 pumpion; ^w^ we'ww teach him ^-^ to +xDD knyow ;;w;; tuwtwes ^-^ fwom :33 jays. + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> caught ^.^ thee, my ^w^ heavenwy :33 jewew? +ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow let me x3 die, uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong enyough; :3 this :3 is +OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of my x3 ambition. :3 O :3 this bwessed ;;w;; houw! +uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O ^w^ sweet Sir UwU John! +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, I cannyot OwO cog, I cannyot ;;w;; pwate, +^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. Nyow uWu shaww I xDD sin in my x3 wish; I would >w< thy +xDD husband ;;w;; wewe >w< dead; I'll speak ^.^ it before OwO the :33 best lord, I +would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee my >_< wady. +uWu MWS. FOWD. I >_> youw >w< wady, Sir xDD John? ^.^ Awas, I shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw +>_< wady. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet OwO the couwt >_> of Fwance show me such >_> anyothew. I +UwU see how UwU thinye eye would uWu emuwate OwO the diamond; :3 thou x3 hast +OwO the ^.^ wight x3 awched x3 beauty >_> of OwO the uWu bwow UwU that >_< becomes OwO the +uWu ship-tiwe, OwO the tiwe-vawiant, ^w^ ow ^-^ any tire >_> of Venetian :3 admittance. +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO A ;;w;; pwain >_< kewchief, Sir x3 John; my uWu bwows ÚwÚ become +nyothing ewse, :3 nyow UwU that ;;w;; weww nyeithew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou art :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to uWu say >w< so; :3 thou +wouldst ^-^ make OwO an absowute :33 couwtiew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ fiwm xDD fixtuwe >_> of +>w< thy foot would ^w^ give OwO an excellent motion ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ gait in :3 a +semi-circled fawthingawe. I UwU see what :3 thou wert, ^-^ if >_> Fowtunye +>w< thy ÚwÚ foe OwO wewe, ^.^ nyot uWu Nyatuwe, >w< thy >w< fwiend. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot +hide it. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's nyo such xDD thing in >_> me. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 made me love OwO thee? >_> Wet UwU that >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee +:33 thewe's xDD something extwa-owdinyawy in thee. ^w^ Come, I cannyot +OwO cog, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou art :3 this ÚwÚ and UwU that, >_< wike :3 a many >_> of ^.^ these +:3 wisping ^-^ hawthown-buds UwU that come >_< wike >w< women in xDD men's +:3 appawew, ÚwÚ and smell >_< wike Bucklersbury in ÚwÚ simpwe time; I +^.^ cannyot; uWu but I love ^.^ thee, UwU nyonye uWu but thee; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >_> desewv'st it. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ^.^ nyot :33 betway uWu me, siw; I ;;w;; feaw you love ^w^ Mistwess +^w^ Page. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww uWu say I love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO the +^.^ Countew-gate, ;;w;; which :3 is as ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to me as OwO the >_> week >_> of :3 a +^.^ wime-kiwn. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, >w< heaven knows how I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and you +uWu shaww ^-^ onye :3 day find it. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep in UwU that mind; I'll deserve it. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must tell you, OwO so you do; ^w^ ow ewse I :33 couwd +^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU that mind. +x3 WOBIN. xDD [Within] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! >w< hewe's +^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page at OwO the doow, >_> sweating ÚwÚ and xDD bwowing ÚwÚ and looking +wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyeeds speak with you >_> pwesentwy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me; I uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce me >_> behind +OwO the ^-^ awwas. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do >w< so; she's :3 a vewy >_< tattwing OwO woman. +ÚwÚ [FAWSTAFF hides ^w^ himsewf] + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN + +What's OwO the matter? OwO How nyow! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? ^w^ You'we +^.^ sham'd, >_< y'awe overthrown, >_< y'awe undonye uWu fow ever. +uWu MWS. FOWD. What's OwO the matter, good ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O well-a-day, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, having OwO an >w< honyest +man ^-^ to >_> youw xDD husband, ^-^ to ^w^ give him such cause >_> of OwO suspicion! +uWu MWS. FOWD. What cause >_> of suspicion? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What cause >_> of suspicion? Out x3 upon you, how +x3 am I mistook in xDD you! +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, alas, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Your >_< husband's UwU coming hithew, woman, with >w< aww +OwO the >_< officews in Windsor, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ he +:33 says :3 is here :3 nyow in OwO the OwO house, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent, ^-^ to UwU take OwO an +i-iww ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 absence. You awe undonye. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so, I :33 hope. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU that you ^.^ have such :3 a +man xDD hewe; uWu but 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> youw >_< husband's ^w^ coming, +with half Windsor at his heels, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow such :3 a ^w^ onye. I +come before ^-^ to tell you. >w< If you xDD knyow yourself clear, >_> why, +I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a fwiend ;;w;; hewe, convey, +convey him >_< out. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; caww >w< aww >_> youw UwU senses ^-^ to OwO you; +^w^ defend >_> youw uWu weputation, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw good life +uWu fow ever. +uWu MWS. FOWD. What uWu shaww I x3 do? Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, my dear +:3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ shame as >w< much as his ^-^ pewiw. +I xDD had wathew than :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of OwO the +>_< house. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Fow shame, never ^.^ stand >_< 'you xDD had ^.^ wathew' ÚwÚ and >_< 'you +xDD had uWu wathew'! Your >_< husband's here at >w< hand; >_< bethink you >_> of +>w< some conveyance; in OwO the house you cannyot hide >_> him. :33 O, +how ^.^ have you :33 deceiv'd UwU me! Look, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ basket; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be +>_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU statuwe, ^.^ he ^-^ may cweep in xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and thwow +;;w;; fouw winyen x3 upon ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ going ^-^ to UwU bucking, ow-it :3 is +OwO whiting-time-send him uWu by >_> youw two x3 men ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet +^-^ Mead. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's xDD too xDD big ^-^ to >w< go in ^.^ thewe. What uWu shaww I x3 do? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Coming forward] >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; 't, let me UwU see 't. :33 O, +let me UwU see x3 't! I'll ÚwÚ in, I'll in; follow >_> youw UwU fwiend's counsew; +I'll in. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> What, Sir uWu John Falstaff! >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^-^ FAWSTAFF] +uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, knyight? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] I love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but +thee; ^w^ hewp me away.-Wet me cweep in xDD hewe; I'll nyevew- +^w^ [Gets OwO into OwO the ^-^ basket; uWu they cuvw him with ;;w;; fouw linen] +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Hewp ^-^ to cuvw >_> youw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ boy. ^-^ Caww >_> youw ^-^ men, +^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. You >_> dissembwing :3 knyight! +uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! Robert! UwU John! Exit xDD WOBIN + +;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS + +Go, UwU take OwO up ^.^ these clothes ;;w;; hewe, quickwy; ^w^ whewe's OwO the +UwU coww-staff? Wook how you OwO dwumbwe. uWu Cawwy them ^-^ to OwO the waundwess +in ^-^ Datchet ;;w;; Mead; ÚwÚ quickwy, come. + +x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you come >w< nyeaw. >w< If I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, x3 why +then ^-^ make uWu spowt at uWu me, then let me >w< be >_> youw x3 jest; I deserve +it. OwO How nyow, :33 whithew bear you uWu this? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 waundwess, forsooth. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, what ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 whithew uWu they bear it? +You ;;w;; wewe :33 best meddle with buck-washing. +FOWD. >w< Buck? I would I :33 couwd wash ^-^ mysewf >_> of OwO the buck! +xDD Buck, UwU buck, buck! ^-^ ay, buck! I ;;w;; wawwant you, buck; ÚwÚ and >_> of +OwO the season UwU too, ^.^ it uWu shaww appear. [Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS with +^w^ basket] Gentwemen, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd to-night; I'll tell you my +^-^ dweam. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here >w< be my xDD keys; ;;w;; ascend my xDD chambews, +>_> seawch, seek, find >_< out. I'll ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ we'ww >_> unkennyew OwO the >w< fox. +>_> Wet me xDD stop :3 this uWu way >_> fiwst. [Wocking OwO the ;;w;; doow] UwU So, :3 nyow +uncape. +UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, >w< be uWu contented; you :33 wwong yourself +xDD too ^w^ much. +FOWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ÚwÚ Up, gentlemen, you uWu shaww UwU see uWu spowt +anyon; follow uWu me, >_< gentwemen. Exit +x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is :3 fewy fantasticaw uWu humouws ÚwÚ and ^w^ jeawousies. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis nyo OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of xDD Fwance; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous +in OwO Fwance. +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, follow ^w^ him, gentlemen; UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of his +search. >_< Exeunt x3 EVANS, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a double x3 excewwency in uWu this? +uWu MWS. FOWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which pweases me :3 bettew, UwU that my +xDD husband :3 is :3 deceived, ^w^ ow Sir John. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What :3 a ^-^ taking ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in when >_> youw xDD husband +ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ basket! +uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am half ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of >_> washing; OwO so +^.^ thwowing him OwO into OwO the >w< watew uWu wiww ^-^ do him :3 a benefit. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest wascaw! I would >w< aww >_> of OwO the +>_> same xDD stwain ;;w;; wewe in OwO the >_> same xDD distwess. +uWu MWS. FOWD. I ÚwÚ think my xDD husband ;;w;; hath >w< some speciaw suspicion +>_> of Falstaff's being ;;w;; hewe, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw him OwO so :3 gwoss in his +jealousy ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I uWu Wiww uWu way :3 a plot ^-^ to twy UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have +^-^ mowe tricks with :33 Fawstaff. His dissolute ^-^ disease uWu wiww scarce +^-^ obey :3 this medicine. +uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ send UwU that foowish ^-^ cawwion, ^w^ Mistwess +Quickly, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; excuse his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the ^w^ watew, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him another hope, ^-^ to :33 betway him ^-^ to another +punishment? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. We uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; let him >w< be x3 sent uWu fow to-morrow +eight o'cwock, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 amends. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +FOWD. I cannyot find him; ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ knyave ;;w;; bwagg'd >_> of UwU that +^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU compass. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Heard you ÚwÚ that? +uWu MWS. FOWD. You ;;w;; use me well, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, ^-^ do you? +FOWD. >w< Ay, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven ^-^ make you better than >_> youw :3 thoughts! +FOWD. UwU Amen. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You ^-^ do yourself :3 mighty ^.^ wwong, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. +FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I >w< must bear it. +x3 EVANS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any pody in OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and in OwO the +xDD chambews, ÚwÚ and in OwO the coffers, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD pwesses, >w< heaven forgive +my x3 sins at OwO the :3 day >_> of judgment! +>w< CAIUS. Be ^-^ gaw, :3 nyow I :33 too; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; bodies. +UwU PAGE. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? What +^.^ spiwit, what ^w^ deviw >_< suggests :3 this :3 imaginyation? I would ^.^ nyot UwU ha' +>_> youw distemper in :3 this >w< kind uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of Windsor +Castle. +FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis my UwU fauwt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; I suffer uWu fow it. +x3 EVANS. You suffer uWu fow :3 a >_> pad >_< conscience. Your UwU wife :3 is as +>w< honyest :3 a omans as I uWu wiww desires UwU among five OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and five +^-^ hundwed ^w^ too. +>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, I UwU see 'tis OwO an >w< honyest OwO woman. +FOWD. Weww, I OwO pwomis'd you :3 a uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ wawk in +OwO the :33 Pawk. I pray you pawdon me; I uWu wiww heweaftew ^-^ make +OwO knyown ^-^ to you x3 why I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, xDD come, +^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; I pray you pawdon me; pray heartly, +pawdon >_> me. +UwU PAGE. Let's >w< go ÚwÚ in, gentlemen; ;;w;; but, xDD twust uWu me, ^w^ we'ww xDD mock >_> him. +I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you to-morrow xDD mownying ^-^ to my house ^-^ to bweakfast; +aftew, ^w^ we'ww a-biwding >_< togethew; I ^.^ have :3 a fine :3 hawk uWu fow +OwO the bush. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be so? +FOWD. >w< Any >_> thing. +x3 EVANS. >w< If there :3 is one, I uWu shaww ^-^ make two in OwO the :33 company. +>w< CAIUS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye ^w^ ow ^-^ two, I uWu shaww >w< make-a OwO the ;;w;; tuwd. +FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. +x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, wemembwance to-morrow uWu on OwO the +wousy >_< knyave, >_< minye ^w^ host. +>w< CAIUS. Dat :3 is >w< good; uWu by ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 EVANS. OwO A wousy >_< knyave, ^-^ to ^.^ have his xDD gibes ÚwÚ and his mockewies! +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Before PAGE'S house + +x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE + +:33 FENTON. I UwU see I cannyot >_< get >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 wuv; +OwO Thewefowe nyo ^-^ mowe xDD tuwn me ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet x3 Nyan. +x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, how ^.^ then? +:33 FENTON. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou >w< must >w< be thysewf. +ÚwÚ He doth object I x3 am xDD too gweat >_> of birth; +And UwU that, my OwO state being ÚwÚ gaww'd with my >_> expense, +I >w< seek ^-^ to ^w^ heaw ^.^ it only uWu by his wealth. +Besides :33 these, uWu othew :33 baws ^.^ he lays before uWu me, +UwU My wiots ^.^ past, my wiwd x3 societies; +And uWu tewws me 'tis :3 a xDD thing impossibwe +I shouwd love ÚwÚ thee uWu but as :3 a UwU pwopewty. +:33 ANNyE.. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu tewws you true. +:33 FENTON. No, >w< heaven OwO so ÚwÚ speed me in my UwU time ^-^ to x3 come! +:33 Awbeit I uWu wiww x3 confess >w< thy >_< fathew's wealth +>_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu motive UwU that I woo'd ^.^ thee, Annye; +xDD Yet, :3 wooing ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ mowe >_< vawue +>w< Than ^.^ stamps in ^.^ gowd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums in ;;w;; seawed bags; +And 'tis OwO the vewy riches >_> of thyself +:33 That :3 nyow I ^-^ aim OwO at. +x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Gentwe ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, +>_> Yet >w< seek my >_< fathew's :33 wuv; still >w< seek it, sir. +>w< If opportunity ÚwÚ and humbwest suit +Cannyot attain it, x3 why then-hawk you hithew. +^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] + +x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +SHALLOW. :33 Bweak theiw talk, ^w^ Mistwess UwU Quickwy; my x3 kinsman +uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 himsewf. +SLENDER. I'll ^-^ make :3 a shaft ^w^ ow :3 a >_< bowt uWu on 't; 'slid, 'tis uWu but +^w^ ventuwing. +SHALLOW. Be ^.^ nyot dismay'd. +SLENDER. No, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< dismay >_> me. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that, +uWu but UwU that I x3 am >w< afeawd. +QUICKWY. UwU Hawk >_< ye, ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew would speak :3 a >_> wowd +with you. +x3 ANNyE. I come ^-^ to >_> him. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is my >_< fathew's x3 choice. +:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :3 viwe uWu iww-favouw'd faults +Looks xDD handsome in three ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds :3 a :33 yeaw! +QUICKWY. And how OwO does good ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ;;w;; Pway you, :3 a +>_> wowd with you. +SHALLOW. x3 She's UwU coming; ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> coz. :3 O OwO boy, :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a +^-^ fathew! +SLENDER. I xDD had :3 a fathew, ^w^ Mistwess Annye; my uncwe can tell +you good :33 jests >_> of >_> him. ;;w;; Pway you, uncwe, tell ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye +OwO the ÚwÚ jest how my fathew stole two ^-^ geese >_< out >_> of :3 a >_> pen, good +:3 uncwe. +SHALLOW. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, my cousin loves you. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; as ;;w;; weww as I love ^-^ any ^-^ woman in +>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww maintain you >_< wike :3 a gentwewoman. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I uWu wiww come ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< wongtaiw, uWu undew OwO the +degree >_> of :3 a squiwe. +SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ make you :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >w< pounds +UwU jointuwe. +x3 ANNyE. Good ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, let him ^w^ woo uWu fow :3 himsewf. +SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank you uWu fow xDD it; I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that +good uWu comfowt. She calls you, ^w^ coz; I'll xDD weave you. +x3 ANNyE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Swendew- +SLENDER. Nyow, good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Annye- +x3 ANNyE. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +SLENDER. UwU My ^-^ Wiww! 'Od's heawtwings, that's :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest +uWu indeed! I :33 nye'ew :3 made my uWu wiww >_> yet, I :3 thank ^-^ heaven; I x3 am ^.^ nyot +such :3 a sickly creature, I ^w^ give >w< heaven :3 pwaise. +x3 ANNyE. I >_> mean, ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, what would you with x3 me? +SLENDER. Twuwy, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part I would wittwe ^w^ ow nyothing +with you. Your fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ;;w;; hath :3 made >_< motions; +^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be my OwO wuck, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, x3 happy man >w< be his dole! ^.^ They +can tell you how >w< things >w< go better than I ^.^ can. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ ask +>_> youw uWu fathew; here ^.^ he comes. + +x3 Entew :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE + +UwU PAGE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Slender! ^-^ Wuv ^w^ him, daughter uWu Annye- +ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, what OwO does ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton hewe? +You :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; thus still ^-^ to ^.^ haunt my >_< house. +I told you, ;;w;; siw, my daughter :3 is dispos'd >_> of. +:33 FENTON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> impatient. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my chiwd. +UwU PAGE. She :3 is nyo ^-^ match uWu fow you. +:33 FENTON. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear x3 me? +UwU PAGE. No, good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. +^w^ Come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; xDD come, :3 son ^.^ Swendew; in. +:33 Knyowing my UwU mind, you :33 wwong uWu me, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER +QUICKWY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. +:33 FENTON. Good ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, uWu fow UwU that I love >_> youw daughter +UwU In such :3 a righteous ^.^ fashion as I uWu do, +Pewfowce, x3 against >w< aww uWu checks, >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and xDD mannyews, +I >w< must ^.^ advance OwO the colours >_> of my love, +And ^.^ nyot >w< wetiwe. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww. +x3 ANNyE. Good mothew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to yond >_> foow. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I UwU mean ^.^ it not; I >w< seek you :3 a better >_> husband. +QUICKWY. ^.^ That's my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. +x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, I xDD had wathew >w< be xDD set uWu quick >w< i' th' xDD eawth. +And bowl'd ^-^ to death with turnips. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf. Good ^-^ Mastew +^-^ Fenton, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw OwO fwiend, :3 nyow enemy; +UwU My daughter uWu wiww I xDD question how ^.^ she loves you, +And as I find UwU hew, OwO so x3 am I ÚwÚ affected; +;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ faweweww, siw; ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go in; +Her fathew uWu wiww >w< be xDD angwy. +:33 FENTON. Faweweww, gentwe UwU mistwess; ^.^ faweweww, x3 Nyan. +>_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ANNyE +QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is my UwU doing nyow: UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said I OwO 'wiww you UwU cast +away >_> youw >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 physician? Wook uWu on +^-^ Mastew Fenton.' :3 This :3 is my doing. +:33 FENTON. I :3 thank thee; ÚwÚ and I pray ^.^ thee, UwU once ^.^ to-nyight +>w< Give my ^w^ sweet Nan :3 this OwO wing. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. +QUICKWY. Nyow xDD Heaven ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee good xDD fowtunye! xDD [Exit +>_> FENTON] OwO A >w< kind OwO heawt ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; :3 a ^-^ woman would run OwO thwough +x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >w< watew uWu fow such :3 a >w< kind ÚwÚ heawt. But ÚwÚ yet I would my +^w^ mastew xDD had ^w^ Mistwess Annye; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew xDD had +UwU hew; ;;w;; ow, in UwU sooth, I would ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton xDD had UwU hew; I uWu wiww +^-^ do what I can uWu fow them >w< aww ^w^ thwee, uWu fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ pwomis'd, +ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be as good as my ^w^ wowd; uWu but speciouswy uWu fow ^-^ Mastew +uWu Fenton. Weww, I >w< must >_> of another ewwand ^-^ to Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff +^-^ fwom my two :3 mistwesses. What :3 a beast x3 am I ^-^ to swack ^.^ it! +Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, I :33 say! +:33 BAWDOWPH. Here, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a quart >_> of :33 sack; >w< put :3 a >w< toast in 't. +Exit BAWDOWPH +>_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< be xDD cawwied in :3 a basket, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bawwow >_> of +:3 butchew's ;;w;; offaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown in OwO the :3 Thames? Weww, ^-^ if +I >w< be sewv'd such another uWu twick, I'll ^.^ have my >w< bwains ta'en >_< out +ÚwÚ and buttew'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ dog uWu fow :3 a nyew-yeaw's xDD gift. +The uWu wogues swighted me OwO into OwO the >_> wivew with as wittwe >w< wemowse +as uWu they would ^.^ have ÚwÚ dwown'd :3 a uWu bwind >w< bitch's puppies, ^w^ fifteen +>w< i' th' litter; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by my UwU size UwU that I ^.^ have +:3 a >w< kind >_> of alacrity in ÚwÚ sinking; ^-^ if OwO the xDD bottom ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep as +heww I shouwd down. I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu but UwU that OwO the showe +ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shewvy ÚwÚ and shallow-a death UwU that I ÚwÚ abhow; uWu fow OwO the >w< watew +swells :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and what :3 a xDD thing shouwd I ^.^ have >_< been when +xDD had >_< been swell'd! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> of +>_> mummy. + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with sack + +:33 BAWDOWPH. Here's ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to speak with you +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, let me pouw in >w< some sack ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Thames +water; uWu fow my >_> bewwy's as x3 cowd as ^-^ if I xDD had swawwow'd +snyowbawws uWu fow piwws ^-^ to cool OwO the :33 weins. ^-^ Caww xDD hew in. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Come ÚwÚ in, OwO woman. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +QUICKWY. By >_> youw :33 weave; I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. >w< Give >_> youw +wowship good mowwow. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Take away ^.^ these chawices. Go, brew me :3 a pottwe +>_> of sack ^w^ finyewy. +:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 With :3 eggs, sir? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Simple >_> of itself; I'll nyo pullet-sperm in my +brewage. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] OwO How nyow! +QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship ^-^ fwom ^w^ Mistwess +uWu Fowd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fowd enyough; I ÚwÚ was +^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the >_< fowd; I ^.^ have my :33 bewwy :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ fowd. +QUICKWY. Awas OwO the day, good xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot xDD hew x3 fauwt! +She OwO does OwO so UwU take uWu on with xDD hew ^w^ men; uWu they mistook theiw +x3 ewection. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So >_> did I ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ to build x3 upon :3 a foowish :3 woman's +>w< pwomise. +QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ she waments, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow it, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ yeawn +>_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see it. Her xDD husband :33 goes :3 this xDD mownying +>w< a-biwding; ^.^ she desires you UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to come ^-^ to xDD hew :3 between +eight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyinye; I >w< must carry xDD hew >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. >w< She'ww ^-^ make +you ;;w;; amends, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I uWu Wiww >w< visit :3 hew. >_> Teww xDD hew >w< so; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew +ÚwÚ think what :3 a man is. >_> Wet xDD hew consider his OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ and then +;;w;; judge >_> of my mewit. +QUICKWY. I uWu wiww tell :3 hew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Between :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and ten, xDD say'st thou? +QUICKWY. OwO Eight ÚwÚ and >_> nyinye, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, >w< be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss :3 hew. +QUICKWY. xDD Peace >w< be with you, sir. Exit +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 mawvew I hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; ^.^ he x3 sent me +>_> wowd ^-^ to stay within. I >_< wike his money :33 weww. :33 O, here ^.^ he +comes. + +x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised + +FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! +OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you come ^-^ to xDD knyow what +;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between me ÚwÚ and Ford's x3 wife? +FOWD. That, :3 indeed, Sir :33 John, :3 is my :33 businyess. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie ^-^ to OwO you; I ÚwÚ was at xDD hew +house OwO the hour ^.^ she appointed >_> me. +FOWD. And OwO sped you, sir? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Very :3 iww-favouwedwy, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. +FOWD. OwO How so, siw; >_> did ^.^ she >_> change xDD hew determination? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Nyo. ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; uWu but OwO the :3 peaking :33 cownyuto xDD hew +xDD husband, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, dwelling in :3 a continyuaw xDD 'wawum >_> of +jealousy, comes me in OwO the x3 instant >_> of ouw, uWu encountew, aftew +^-^ we xDD had :3 embwac'd, ^-^ kiss'd, >_> pwotested, :3 and, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD spoke +OwO the ^w^ pwowogue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< comedy; ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ heews :3 a rabble >_> of his +UwU companyions, thithew provoked ÚwÚ and instigated uWu by his +^w^ distempew, :3 and, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to >_> seawch his house uWu fow his :3 wife's +wuv. +FOWD. >_> What, >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe thewe? +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was ^.^ thewe. +FOWD. And >_> did ^.^ he >_> seawch uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find you? +OwO FAWSTAFF. You uWu shaww heaw. UwU As good xDD wuck would ^.^ have it, comes +in ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, gives ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of Ford's approach; +:3 and, in xDD hew ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ and Ford's :3 wife's UwU distwaction, uWu they +uWu convey'd me OwO into :3 a :3 buck-basket. +FOWD. OwO A ^-^ buck-basket! +OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 a ^-^ buck-basket! Ramm'd me in with +;;w;; fouw uWu shiwts ÚwÚ and smocks, ;;w;; socks, ;;w;; fouw stockings, xDD gweasy +napkins, UwU that, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, there ÚwÚ was OwO the rankest compound +>_> of >_< viwwainyous smell UwU that >w< evew uWu offended :33 nyostwiw. +FOWD. And how wong uWu way you thewe? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww OwO heaw, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, what I ^.^ have +suffer'd ^-^ to bwing :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to evil uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. >_> Being +;;w;; thus cwamm'd in OwO the basket, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of Ford's knaves, his +uWu hinds, ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd :3 fowth uWu by theiw ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to carry me in +OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; fouw clothes ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet ^w^ Wanye; uWu they took me uWu on +theiw shoulders; met OwO the x3 jeawous ^.^ knyave theiw ^w^ mastew in OwO the +uWu doow; ^-^ who ÚwÚ ask'd them UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice what uWu they xDD had in theiw +x3 basket. I quak'd uWu fow ;;w;; feaw west OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ knyave would ^.^ have +search'd xDD it; uWu but ÚwÚ Fate, >w< owdainying ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, +held his hand. Weww, uWu on went ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a >_> seawch, ÚwÚ and away +went I uWu fow ;;w;; fouw cwothes. But mark OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, ^-^ Mastew +Brook-I x3 suffewed OwO the >w< pangs >_> of three uWu sevewaw >_< deaths: :33 fiwst, +OwO an intolerable OwO fwight ^-^ to >w< be detected with :3 a x3 jeawous rotten +beww-wethew; nyext, ^-^ to >w< be compass'd >_< wike :3 a good x3 biwbo in OwO the +OwO ciwcumfewence >_> of :3 a >_< peck, hiwt ^-^ to ^w^ point, >_< heew ^-^ to ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and +then, ^-^ to >w< be stopp'd ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a >w< stwong xDD distiwwation, with +uWu stinking clothes UwU that ^.^ fwetted in theiw >_> own gwease. :33 Think >_> of UwU that +UwU -a man >_> of my ^.^ kidnyey. :33 Think >_> of that-that x3 am as :33 subject ^-^ to +heat as buttew; :3 a man >_> of continyuaw x3 dissowution ÚwÚ and OwO thaw. ^w^ It +ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwacwe ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^w^ suffocation. And in OwO the >_< height >_> of +:3 this x3 bath, when I ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than hawf-stew'd in uWu gwease, >_< wike +:3 a Dutch dish, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the Thames, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coow'd, +;;w;; gwowing hot, in UwU that uWu suwge, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ howse-shoe; ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that +uWu -hissing UwU hot. :33 Think >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. +FOWD. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu fow my :33 sake you +^.^ have suffer'd >w< aww ÚwÚ this. UwU My ^.^ suit, then, :3 is >w< despewate; +^w^ you'ww >_< undewtake xDD hew nyo more. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into Etna, as I +^.^ have >_< been OwO into Thames, ewe I uWu wiww xDD weave xDD hew OwO thus. Her +xDD husband :3 is :3 this xDD mownying gonye >w< a-biwding; I ^.^ have >_< weceived ^-^ fwom +xDD hew another >_< embassy >_> of :3 meeting; :33 'twixt eight ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye :3 is +OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. +FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past eight uWu awweady, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is it? I uWu Wiww then OwO addwess me ^-^ to my ^.^ appointment. +Come ^-^ to me at >_> youw UwU convenyient leisure, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww +xDD knyow how I ÚwÚ speed; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> concwusion uWu shaww >w< be crowned +with >_> youw xDD enjoying :3 hew. OwO Adieu. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew +OwO Bwook; ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you uWu shaww uWu cuckowd uWu Fowd. Exit +FOWD. Hum! ^-^ ha! ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a vision? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a uWu dweam? Do I xDD sweep? +^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, uWu awake; >_< awake, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. There's :3 a hole +:3 made in >_> youw :33 best UwU coat, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to >w< be +ÚwÚ mawwied; :3 this 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have winyen ÚwÚ and buck-baskets! Weww, I uWu wiww +:3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf what I ^.^ am; I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take OwO the lecher; ^.^ he +:3 is at my >_< house. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ scape me; 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he +>w< shouwd; ^.^ he cannyot cweep OwO into :3 a OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse :3 nyow OwO into +:3 a ;;w;; peppew :3 box. But, west OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that ;;w;; guides him shouwd aid +^w^ him, I uWu wiww >_> seawch impossibwe >_> pwaces. ^-^ Though what I x3 am I +cannyot ;;w;; avoid, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be what I would ^.^ nyot uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make +me :33 tame. >w< If I ^.^ have howns ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye >_< mad, let OwO the OwO pwuvwb +>w< go with ;;w;; me-I'ww >w< be ^w^ hown ^w^ mad. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. + +Windsor. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at ^-^ Mastew Ford's uWu awweady, think'st thou? +QUICKWY. >w< Suwe ^.^ he :3 is uWu by ^.^ this; ^w^ ow uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pwesentwy; uWu but ^.^ twuwy +^.^ he :3 is vewy courageous mad about his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the +watew. ^w^ Mistwess xDD Fowd desires you ^-^ to come suddenly. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll >w< be with xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I'll uWu but bwing my +x3 young man here ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. Wook xDD whewe his ^w^ mastew >w< comes; +'tis :3 a playing day, I :3 see. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +OwO How nyow, Sir ;;w;; Hugh, nyo ÚwÚ schoow uWu to-day? +x3 EVANS. Nyo; ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew :3 is let OwO the :3 boys xDD weave ^-^ to play. +QUICKWY. Blessing >_> of his >_< heawt! +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, my xDD husband :33 says my :3 son pwofits +nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd at his ^.^ book; I pray you ÚwÚ ask him >w< some +UwU questions in his ÚwÚ accidence. +x3 EVANS. Come hithew, :3 Wiwwiam; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; come. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ answew >_> youw +master; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. +x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, how many ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 is in nyouns? +UwU WIWWIAM. ^-^ Two. +QUICKWY. Twuwy, I ^w^ thought there xDD had >_< been ^-^ onye ÚwÚ nyumbew +:3 mowe, ^.^ because uWu they uWu say 'Od's nyouns.' +x3 EVANS. xDD Peace >_> youw tattwings. What :3 is x3 'faiw,' UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Puwchew. +QUICKWY. Polecats! Thewe awe ^-^ faiwew >w< things than ^w^ powecats, +sure. +x3 EVANS. You awe :3 a vewy simplicity oman; I pray you, ^-^ peace. +What :3 is :33 'wapis,' UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A >_> stonye. +x3 EVANS. And what :3 is UwU 'a uWu stonye,' UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A pebble. +x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; 'wapis'; I pray you wemembew in >_> youw prain. +UwU WIWWIAM. Lapis. +x3 EVANS. :33 That :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. What :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, UwU that +OwO does lend ^w^ awticwes? +UwU WIWWIAM. ;;w;; Awticwes awe OwO bowwowed >_> of OwO the pwonyoun, ÚwÚ and >w< be +;;w;; thus ^-^ decwinyed: Singuwawitew, nominativo; xDD hic, x3 haec, x3 hoc. +x3 EVANS. Nominativo, ÚwÚ hig, x3 hag, UwU hog; pray you, :33 mawk: genitivo, +OwO hujus. Weww, what :3 is >_> youw >_< accusative UwU case? +UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Accusativo, ^-^ hinc. +x3 EVANS. I pray you, ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wemembwance, chiwd. +x3 Accusativo, UwU hung, uWu hang, ^w^ hog. +QUICKWY. 'Hang-hog' :3 is Watin uWu fow UwU bacon, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +x3 EVANS. Weave >_> youw >w< pwabbwes, oman. What :3 is OwO the ^w^ focative +^-^ case, UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. uWu O-vocativo, O. +x3 EVANS. :3 Wemembew, Wiwwiam: ^w^ focative :3 is ^w^ cawet. +QUICKWY. And that's :3 a good ^.^ woot. +x3 EVANS. Oman, ^w^ fowbeaw. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Peace. +x3 EVANS. What :3 is >_> youw xDD genyitive UwU case plural, UwU Wiwwiam? +UwU WIWWIAM. Genyitive UwU case? +x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Ay. +UwU WIWWIAM. >_< Genyitive: >_> howum, xDD hawum, howum. +QUICKWY. >w< Vengeance >_> of >w< Jenny's >_< case; ^-^ fie uWu on her! uWu Nyevew +name UwU hew, OwO chiwd, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 a whowe. +x3 EVANS. >_< Fow shame, oman. +QUICKWY. uWu YOU ^-^ do i-iww ^-^ to teach OwO the >w< chiwd such wowds. ÚwÚ He +ÚwÚ teaches him ^-^ to uWu hick ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ hack, ;;w;; which they'll ^-^ do fast +enough >_> of :3 themsewves; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to caww uWu 'howum'; ^-^ fie x3 upon xDD you! +x3 EVANS. Oman, art :3 thou >w< wunyatics? xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO undewstandings +uWu fow >w< thy cases, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the OwO gendews? Thou +art as foowish ÚwÚ Chwistian cweatuwes as I would desiwes. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. +x3 EVANS. Show me nyow, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, >w< some ;;w;; decwensions >_> of >_> youw +:33 pwonyouns. +UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, I ^.^ have ^-^ fowgot. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :33 qui, ;;w;; quae, uWu quod; ^-^ if you ^-^ fowget >_> youw >_< qui's, >_> youw +OwO quae's, ÚwÚ and >_> youw quod's, you >w< must >w< be preeches. uWu Go >_> youw +^-^ ways ÚwÚ and xDD pway; ^.^ go. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a better :3 schowaw than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good sprag :33 memowy. Faweweww, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Adieu, good Sir x3 Hugh. Exit ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH +UwU Get you home, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we stay xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +>_< FOWD'S house + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD + +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up my +uWu suffewance. I UwU see you awe ^w^ obsequious in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and I +UwU pwofess requital ^-^ to :3 a haiw's bweadth; ^.^ nyot only, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, in +OwO the ÚwÚ simpwe >w< office >_> of love, uWu but in >w< aww OwO the ^w^ accoutwement, +OwO compwement, ÚwÚ and >_< cewemony >_> of it. But awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> youw +xDD husband ^w^ nyow? +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's >_> a-biwding, ^w^ sweet Sir John. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] What UwU hoa, ^.^ gossip >_< Fowd, what >_< hoa! +uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Step OwO into th' chambew, Sir John. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, sweetheart, :33 who's at UwU home >w< besides +:3 youwsewf? +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 Indeed? +uWu MWS. FOWD. No, UwU cewtainwy. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 hew] ^w^ Speak louder. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, I x3 am OwO so ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have nyobody here. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Why? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, woman, >_> youw xDD husband :3 is in his ^.^ owd ^.^ wunyes +again. ÚwÚ He OwO so ^-^ takes uWu on :33 yondew with my ^-^ husband; OwO so >_> waiws +x3 against >w< aww married >_< mankind; OwO so cuwses OwO an >w< Eve's daughtews, +>_> of what complexion soever; ÚwÚ and OwO so buffets ^-^ himsewf uWu on OwO the +forehead, cwying 'Peer-out, >_< peew-out!' UwU that ^-^ any UwU madnyess I +>w< evew ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd >w< seem'd uWu but ;;w;; tamenyess, civility, ÚwÚ and >_> patience, +^-^ to :3 this his distemper ^.^ he :3 is in OwO nyow. I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the UwU fat x3 knyight +:3 is ^.^ nyot here. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO does ^.^ he talk >_> of OwO him? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but him; ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied out, +OwO the last UwU time ^.^ he search'd uWu fow ^w^ him, in :3 a ^-^ basket; UwU pwotests ^-^ to +my xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn him ÚwÚ and OwO the +west >_> of theiw >_> company ^-^ fwom theiw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make another +^w^ expewiment >_> of his ^w^ suspicion. But I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 knyight :3 is ^.^ nyot +xDD hewe; :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see his >_> own xDD foowewy. +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is >_< he, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Hawd >_> by, at uWu stweet :3 end; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here x3 anyon. +uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am undonye: OwO the x3 knyight :3 is here. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, then, you awe >_> uttewwy ^.^ sham'd, ÚwÚ and :33 he's uWu but +:3 a UwU dead xDD man. What :3 a ^-^ woman awe xDD you! :3 Away with ^w^ him, +away with him; better ÚwÚ shame than murder. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Which uWu way shouwd ^.^ he go? OwO How shouwd I bestow +OwO him? :33 Shaww I >w< put him OwO into OwO the basket OwO again? + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I'll come nyo ^-^ mowe >w< i' th' x3 basket. May I ^.^ nyot >w< go +>_< out ewe ^.^ he ^.^ come? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, three >_> of ^-^ Mastew Ford's bwothews watch OwO the +xDD doow with >_> pistows, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu shaww xDD issue ^-^ out; otherwise you +UwU might :33 swip away ewe ^.^ he x3 came. But what ^-^ make you hewe? +OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu shaww I x3 do? I'll cweep OwO up OwO into OwO the chimnyey. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Thewe uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< dischawge theiw +biwding-pieces. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Cweep OwO into OwO the >w< kiwn-howe. +OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Whewe :3 is it? +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< seek there, uWu on my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ;;w;; pwess, +coffer, ^w^ chest, OwO twunk, well, x3 vauwt, uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an UwU abstwact uWu fow +OwO the wemembwance >_> of such places, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to them uWu by his +>_< nyote. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU hiding you in OwO the >_< house. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll >w< go >_< out xDD then. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If you >w< go >_< out in >_> youw >_> own sembwance, you x3 die, +Sir John. >_< Unwess you >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ disguis'd. +uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we disguise OwO him? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Awas OwO the day, I xDD knyow :33 nyot! Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's +UwU gown xDD big enough uWu fow him; otherwise ^.^ he UwU might >w< put uWu on :3 a +hat, :3 a muffler, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< kewchief, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU escape. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Good hearts, devise UwU something; ^-^ any >_> extwemity +wathew than :3 a x3 mischief. +uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU My ^.^ Maid's aunt, OwO the UwU fat ^-^ woman >_> of Bwainfowd, >_> has +:3 a UwU gown above. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu On my ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve him; she's as xDD big as ^.^ he +>_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's xDD hew thrumm'd hat, ÚwÚ and xDD hew muffler ^w^ too. Wun +uWu up, Sir John. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sweet Sir John. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww +ÚwÚ wook >w< some winyen uWu fow >_> youw head. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> Quick, ;;w;; quick; ^w^ we'ww come dwess you ÚwÚ stwaight. x3 Put +uWu on OwO the UwU gown OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF +uWu MWS. FOWD. I would my xDD husband would ^.^ meet him in :3 this +shape; ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman >_> of :3 Bwainfowd; ^.^ he +>_< sweaws she's :3 a witch, fowbade xDD hew my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath +threat'ned ^-^ to beat :3 hew. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Heaven ^w^ guide him ^-^ to >w< thy >_< husband's UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and +OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ guide his ;;w;; cudgew uWu aftewwawds! +uWu MWS. FOWD. But :3 is my xDD husband :33 coming? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, in good >w< sadnyess :3 is xDD he; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of OwO the basket +UwU too, >_< howsoevew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had intelligence. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww twy UwU that; uWu fow I'll ÚwÚ appoint my x3 men ^-^ to carry +OwO the basket uWu again, ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the xDD doow with ^.^ it as uWu they +>_> did last xDD time. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 he'ww >w< be here ;;w;; pwesentwy; wet's >w< go dwess +him >_< wike OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. +uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ^.^ fiwst direct my x3 men what uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do with +OwO the x3 basket. uWu Go up; I'll bwing winyen uWu fow him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ vawwet! ^-^ we cannyot misuse +him ^w^ enyough. +>w< We'ww xDD weave :3 a proof, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, +Wives ^-^ may >w< be >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< honyest ^w^ too. +We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act UwU that >_< often ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and laugh; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ owd uWu but ÚwÚ twue: OwO Stiww ^w^ swinye ;;w;; eats >w< aww OwO the >_< dwaff. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, with two UwU SEWVANTS + +uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ;;w;; siws, UwU take OwO the basket UwU again uWu on >_> youw shoulders; +>_> youw ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ hawd at uWu doow; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; bid you xDD set ^.^ it down, ^-^ obey +him; ÚwÚ quickwy, UwU dispatch. Exit +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 fuww >_> of x3 knyight again. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. I >w< hope not; I xDD had OwO wief as bear OwO so >w< much :33 wead. + +x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +FOWD. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv true, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^.^ have you ^-^ any +uWu way then ^-^ to xDD unfoow me OwO again? ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down OwO the basket, viwwain! +^w^ Somebody caww my wife. ^w^ Youth in :3 a ^.^ basket! :3 O you >w< pandewwy +rascals, :33 thewe's :3 a uWu knyot, :3 a >_< ging, :3 a xDD pack, :3 a uWu conspiwacy +x3 against >_> me. Nyow uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be uWu sham'd. >_> What, xDD wife, I +:33 say! ^w^ Come, come fowth; >w< behowd what >w< honyest clothes you +^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ to bleaching. +UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 passes, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< go loose +^-^ any longer; you >w< must >w< be pinyion'd. +x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is wunyatics. :3 This :3 is mad as :3 a mad >_< dog. +SHALLOW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, :3 indeed. +FOWD. ^w^ So uWu say I UwU too, sir. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD + +Come hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, OwO the >w< honyest +woman, OwO the modest xDD wife, OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous creature, UwU that ;;w;; hath +OwO the x3 jeawous OwO foow ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ husband! I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, +Mistwess, ^-^ do x3 I? +uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven >w< be my ;;w;; witnyess, you uWu do, ^-^ if you :3 suspect +me in ^-^ any ^-^ dishonyesty. +FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, ÚwÚ bwazen-face; howd ^.^ it >_< out. Come >w< fowth, sirrah. +[Puwwing clothes >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ basket] +UwU PAGE. :3 This passes! +uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? >_> Wet OwO the clothes awonye. +FOWD. I uWu shaww find you x3 anyon. +x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis unreasonable. uWu Wiww you UwU take OwO up >_> youw :3 wife's +clothes? Come >_> away. +FOWD. ^w^ Empty OwO the basket, I >w< say. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu why? +FOWD. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, as I x3 am :3 a man, there ÚwÚ was ^-^ onye uWu convey'd +>_< out >_> of my house yesterday in :3 this x3 basket. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot +^.^ he >w< be there OwO again? UwU In my house I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he >_> is; my +;;w;; intewwigence :3 is true; my jealousy :3 is reasonable. +:33 Pwuck me >_< out >w< aww OwO the linen. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If you find :3 a man there, ^.^ he uWu shaww die :3 a fwea's +:33 death. +UwU PAGE. Here's nyo xDD man. +SHALLOW. By my uWu fidewity, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; :3 this +^-^ wwongs you. +x3 EVANS. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, you >w< must pray, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot follow OwO the +imaginyations >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> heawt; :3 this :3 is ^w^ jeawousies. +FOWD. Weww, :33 he's ^.^ nyot here I >w< seek OwO fow. +UwU PAGE. No, :3 nyow :3 nyowhewe ewse uWu but in >_> youw x3 bwain. +FOWD. Hewp ^-^ to >_> seawch my house :3 this ^-^ onye xDD time. >w< If I find ^.^ nyot +what I seek, show nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow my extremity; let me uWu fow +>w< evew >w< be >_> youw ^-^ tabwe :33 spowt; let them uWu say >_> of me OwO 'As x3 jeawous as +>_< Fowd, UwU that search'd :3 a >w< howwow >_> wawnyut uWu fow his :3 wife's >_< weman.' +Satisfy me UwU once ^-^ mowe; UwU once ^-^ mowe >_> seawch with >_> me. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU hoa, ^w^ Mistwess Page! Come you ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd +^-^ woman ;;w;; down; my xDD husband uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the ^.^ chambew. +FOWD. Old ^-^ woman? what ^.^ owd :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? +uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is my :33 maid's :33 aunt >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. +FOWD. OwO A witch, :3 a ;;w;; quean, OwO an ^.^ owd cozenying :3 quean! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot +fowbid xDD hew my >w< house? She comes >_> of >_< ewwands, OwO does uWu she? We +awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ men; ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ what's ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD pass +uWu undew OwO the >_< pwofession >_> of fowtunye-tewwing. She ^w^ wowks uWu by +xDD chawms, uWu by uWu spewws, uWu by th' uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and such UwU daub'wy as :3 this +;;w;; is, uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ewement. We xDD knyow nothing. Come down, you +witch, you xDD hag OwO you; come down, I >w< say. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet ^w^ husband! Good gentlemen, let +him ^.^ nyot strike OwO the ^.^ owd OwO woman. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF in :3 woman's xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, Mother Prat; come. ^w^ give me >_> youw hand. +FOWD. I'll prat :3 hew. [Beating xDD him] Out >_> of my doow, you +witch, you x3 hag, you. baggage, you >_> powecat, you ronyon! +:33 Out, ;;w;; out! I'll conjuwe you, I'll fowtunye-teww you. +Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the +UwU poow OwO woman. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do it. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ cwedit uWu fow you. +FOWD. >w< Hang UwU hew, witch! +x3 EVANS. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I ÚwÚ think OwO the xDD oman :3 is :3 a :3 witch UwU indeed; I +>_< wike ^.^ nyot when :3 a xDD oman >_> has :3 a gweat xDD peawd; I UwU spy :3 a gweat x3 peawd +uWu undew his muffler. +FOWD. uWu Wiww you x3 fowwow, ;;w;; gentwemen? I uWu beseech you x3 fowwow; +UwU see uWu but OwO the xDD issue >_> of my uWu jeawousy; ^-^ if I x3 cwy >_< out ;;w;; thus x3 upon nyo +^w^ twaiw, never xDD twust me when I open again. +UwU PAGE. Let's ^-^ obey his humouw :3 a wittwe >_< fuwthew. ^w^ Come, +>_< gentwemen. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu MWS. FORD ÚwÚ and uWu MWS. :3 PAGE +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Twust uWu me, ^.^ he beat him UwU most xDD pitifuwwy. +uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ he >_> did not; ^.^ he beat him +UwU most :3 unpitifuwwy xDD methought. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; cudgew >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung o'ew OwO the +altar; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 mewitowious uWu sewvice. +uWu MWS. FOWD. What ÚwÚ think you? May >_> we, with OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of +>_< womanhood ÚwÚ and OwO the witness >_> of :3 a good ^.^ conscience, x3 puwsue +him with ^-^ any further OwO wevenge? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The spirit >_> of wantonness :3 is ^w^ suwe ^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of +him; ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have him ^.^ nyot in UwU fee-simpwe, with fine ÚwÚ and +OwO wecuvwy, ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO nyevew, I xDD think, in OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; waste, +^-^ attempt OwO us again. +uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we tell ^-^ ouw >_> husbands how ^-^ we ^.^ have sewv'd +OwO him? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Yes, uWu by >w< aww ÚwÚ means; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but ^-^ to >_> scwape OwO the +:33 figuwes >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< husband's uWu bwains. >w< If uWu they can find in theiw +hearts OwO the UwU poow ^-^ unviwtuous UwU fat x3 knyight uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ any further +UwU affwicted, ^-^ we two uWu wiww still >w< be OwO the ministers. +uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^.^ have him x3 pubwicwy ^.^ sham'd; +ÚwÚ and >w< methinks there would >w< be nyo UwU pewiod ^-^ to OwO the >w< jest, shouwd +^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 pubwicwy uWu sham'd. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; fowge with ^.^ it then; ^-^ shape it. I +would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< things ;;w;; coow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH + +:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, OwO the Gewmans desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have three >_> of >_> youw +howses; OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be to-morrow at couwt, ÚwÚ and +uWu they awe ^-^ going ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. +HOST. What >_> duke shouwd UwU that >w< be comes OwO so UwU secwetwy? I hear +^.^ nyot >_> of him in OwO the couwt. >_> Wet me speak with OwO the gentlemen; +uWu they speak Engwish? +:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, siw; I'll caww them ^-^ to you. +HOST. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have my OwO howses, uWu but I'll ^-^ make them >_> pay; +I'll :33 sauce them; uWu they ^.^ have xDD had my house :3 a >_> week at +>_< command; I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my uWu othew guests. ^.^ They >w< must +come off; I'll :33 sauce ^.^ them. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 + +>_< FOWD'S house + +x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :33 best discretions >_> of :3 a xDD oman as >w< evew +>_> did ÚwÚ wook upon. +UwU PAGE. And >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ send you uWu both ^.^ these letters at OwO an :33 instant? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Within :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an hour. +FOWD. Pawdon uWu me, wife. Henceforth, ^-^ do what :3 thou wiwt; +I wathew uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO the >_< sun with x3 cowd +>w< Than ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ wantonnyess. Nyow doth >w< thy uWu honyouw ^.^ stand, +UwU In him UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate OwO an heretic, +UwU As ^w^ fiwm as ;;w;; faith. +UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis well, 'tis ;;w;; weww; nyo more. +Be ^.^ nyot as extreme in x3 submission as in UwU offence; +But let ^-^ ouw plot >w< go :3 fowwawd. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives +>_> Yet UwU once uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu pubwic sport, +^w^ Appoint :3 a meeting with :3 this ^.^ owd UwU fat fewwow, +:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take him ÚwÚ and >w< disgwace him uWu fow it. +FOWD. Thewe :3 is nyo better uWu way than UwU that uWu they xDD spoke >_> of. +UwU PAGE. :3 How? ÚwÚ To ^-^ send him >_> wowd they'll ^.^ meet him in OwO the Pawk +at midnight? :33 Fie, fie! :3 he'ww never x3 come! +x3 EVANS. You uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been ^-^ thwown in OwO the ^.^ wivews; ÚwÚ and >_> has +>_< been gwievouswy UwU peaten as OwO an ^.^ owd oman; >w< methinks there +shouwd >w< be terrors in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 come; +>w< methinks his ^.^ fwesh :3 is punish'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo desiwes. +UwU PAGE. ^w^ So ÚwÚ think I ^w^ too. +uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Devise uWu but how ^w^ you'ww ;;w;; use him when ^.^ he uWu comes, +And let OwO us two devise ^-^ to bwing him thithew. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe :33 goes UwU that :3 Heme OwO the Hunter, +>_< Sometime :3 a keepew here in Windsor x3 Fowest, +^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the wintew-time, at still UwU midnyight, +ÚwÚ Wawk x3 wound about OwO an uWu oak, with gweat ragg'd :33 howns; +And there ^.^ he blasts OwO the xDD twee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes OwO the :33 cattwe, +And makes ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ÚwÚ yiewd blood, ÚwÚ and xDD shakes :3 a >w< chain +UwU In :3 a UwU most hideous ÚwÚ and dreadful mannyew. +You ^.^ have heard >_> of such :3 a ^.^ spiwit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow +The supewstitious idle-headed ewd +Weceiv'd, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 dewivew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, +:3 This xDD tawe >_> of :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew uWu fow :3 a :33 twuth. +UwU PAGE. UwU Why ÚwÚ yet there UwU want ^.^ nyot many UwU that ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw +UwU In ^-^ deep >_> of night ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by :3 this Herne's >_> oak. +But what >_> of uWu this? +uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD device- +:33 That :3 Fawstaff at UwU that xDD oak uWu shaww ^.^ meet with >w< us, +Disguis'd, >_< wike xDD Heme, with huge howns uWu on his head. +UwU PAGE. Weww, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted uWu but :3 he'ww xDD come, +And in :3 this OwO shape. When you ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :33 thithew, +What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye with OwO him? What :3 is >_> youw >_> pwot? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 That wikewise ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought OwO upon, ÚwÚ and +^.^ thus: +Nan ;;w;; Page my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my wittwe UwU son, +And three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ^-^ mowe >_> of theiw uWu gwowth, ^w^ we'ww dwess +;;w;; Wike :3 uwchins, ouphes, ÚwÚ and x3 faiwies, green ÚwÚ and >_< white, +x3 With rounds >_> of waxen :33 tapews uWu on theiw UwU heads, +And ;;w;; wattwes in theiw OwO hands; x3 upon :3 a >_> sudden, +UwU As Falstaff, :33 she, ÚwÚ and OwO I, awe newly met, +>_> Wet them ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 a >w< sawpit x3 wush at UwU once +x3 With >w< some diffused ^w^ song; x3 upon theiw OwO sight +We two in gweat amazednyess uWu wiww uWu fwy. +;;w;; Then let them >w< aww encircle him >w< about, +And ÚwÚ faiwy-wike, ^-^ to ^.^ pinch OwO the >_< uncwean OwO knyight; +And ÚwÚ ask him >_> why, UwU that hour >_> of uWu faiwy xDD wevew, +UwU In theiw OwO so xDD sacwed ÚwÚ paths ^.^ he dawes ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead +UwU In ^-^ shape profane. +uWu MWS. FOWD. And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he tell OwO the truth, +>_> Wet OwO the supposed fairies ^.^ pinch him ^w^ sound, +And >_< buwn him with theiw uWu tapews. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The >w< twuth being ;;w;; knyown, +>w< We'ww >w< aww ÚwÚ pwesent ouwsewves; >w< dis-hown OwO the ^.^ spiwit, +And xDD mock him UwU home ^-^ to Windsor. +FOWD. The chiwdwen >w< must +Be practis'd ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ ow they'll :33 nyev'w ^-^ do 't. +x3 EVANS. I uWu wiww teach OwO the chiwdwen theiw >w< behaviouws; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww +>w< be >_< wike :3 a uWu jack-an-apes awso, ^-^ to >_< buwn OwO the x3 knyight with my +taber. +FOWD. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ excewwent. I'll >w< go ^-^ buy them vizawds. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU My Nan uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Queen >_> of >w< aww OwO the >w< Faiwies, +:3 Finyewy ^-^ attiwed in :3 a robe >_> of xDD white. +UwU PAGE. :33 That :3 siwk uWu wiww I >w< go buy. ^-^ [Aside] And in UwU that UwU time +:33 Shaww ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_< steaw my Nan ^w^ away, +And ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew at ^-^ Eton.-Go, ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ stwaight. +FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^-^ to him uWu again, in name >_> of OwO Bwook; +He'll tell me >w< aww his uWu puwpose. Suwe, :3 he'ww come. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you ;;w;; that. uWu Go >_< get OwO us ^-^ pwopewties +And ^w^ twicking uWu fow ^-^ ouw fairies. +x3 EVANS. >_> Wet OwO us about it. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ admiwabwe pleasures, ÚwÚ and :3 fewy +>w< honyest knyavewies. >_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Go, ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. +>_> Send uWu Quickwy ^-^ to Sir uWu John ^-^ to xDD knyow his mind. +Exit uWu MWS. FORD +I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Doctow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my good wiww, +And UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with Nan ^w^ Page. +:33 That x3 Swendew, >w< though ;;w;; weww ^w^ wanded, :3 is OwO an OwO idiot; +And ^.^ he my xDD husband :33 best >_> of >w< aww >w< affects. +The ^w^ Doctow :3 is ;;w;; weww money'd, ÚwÚ and his fwiends +;;w;; Potent at >_> couwt; >_< he, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, +^-^ Though twenty ^w^ thousand worthier come ^-^ to crave :3 hew. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE + +HOST. What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, boor? >_> What, >_< thick-skin? +xDD Speak, x3 bweathe, discuss; brief, showt, ^.^ quick, x3 snyap. +SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to speak with Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff +^-^ fwom ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. +HOST. There's his chambew, his OwO house, his xDD castwe, his +:33 standing-bed ÚwÚ and truckle-bed; 'tis ^w^ painted about with OwO the +story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and uWu nyew. Go, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu can; :3 he'ww +speak >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; Anthwopophaginyian x3 unto thee. UwU Knyock, I >w< say. +SIMPLE. There's OwO an ^.^ owd woman, :3 a UwU fat woman, gonye OwO up OwO into +his chambew; I'll >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ stay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she come ;;w;; down; +I come ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, :3 indeed. +HOST. Ha! :3 a UwU fat ^-^ woman? The x3 knyight ^-^ may >w< be uWu wobb'd. I'll :3 caww. +OwO Buwwy :3 knyight! OwO Buwwy Sir UwU John! ^w^ Speak ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< wungs +military. Awt :3 thou thewe? ^w^ It :3 is UwU thinye OwO host, UwU thinye UwU Ephesian, UwU cawws. +OwO FAWSTAFF. [Abuv] OwO How nyow, >_< minye :3 host? +HOST. Here's :3 a :33 Bohemian-Tawtaw OwO tawwies OwO the UwU coming ;;w;; down >_> of +>w< thy UwU fat OwO woman. >_> Wet xDD hew ÚwÚ descend, >w< buwwy, let xDD hew OwO descend; +my ;;w;; chambews awe OwO honyouwibwe. :33 Fie, pwivacy, fie! + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe OwO was, >_< minye OwO host, OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat ^-^ woman x3 even +:3 nyow OwO with, me; uWu but she's gone. +SIMPLE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, >_> was't ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD wise ^-^ woman >_> of +^w^ Bwainfowd? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ was it, >w< mussew-sheww. What would you +with uWu hew? +SIMPLE. UwU My :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, my ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, +>_< seeing xDD hew >w< go thowough OwO the stweets, ^-^ to >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, whethew ^-^ onye +^.^ Nym, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd him >_> of :3 a :33 chain, xDD had OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow nyo. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ spake with OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman about it. +SIMPLE. And what :33 says :33 she, I pray, sir? +^-^ FAWSTAFF x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says UwU that OwO the vewy >_> same man UwU that +^-^ beguiw'd ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_> of his >w< chain cozen'd him >_> of it. +SIMPLE. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ have spoken with OwO the ^-^ woman +herself; I xDD had uWu othew >w< things ^-^ to ^.^ have spoken with xDD hew UwU too, +^-^ fwom >_> him. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What awe OwO they? >_> Wet OwO us know. +HOST. >w< Ay, x3 come; ^w^ quick. +SIMPLE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot conceal ;;w;; them, sir. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Conceaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. +>_> SIMPWE.. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyothing uWu but about ^w^ Mistwess +>_> Annye Page: ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my >_< mastew's >_> fowtunye ^-^ to +^.^ have xDD hew ^w^ ow nyo. +OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO 'Tis, 'tis his xDD fowtunye. +SIMPLE. What sir? +OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU hew, ^w^ ow nyo. uWu Go; uWu say OwO the ^-^ woman told me +ÚwÚ so. +SIMPLE. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say so, sir? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike ^-^ who ^-^ mowe bold? +SIMPWE., I :3 thank >_> youw :33 wowship; I uWu shaww ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew ^.^ gwad +with ^.^ these OwO tidings. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE +HOST. Thou art :3 cwewkwy, :3 thou art :3 cwewkwy, Sir John. >_> Was +there :3 a xDD wise ^-^ woman with OwO thee? +OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, UwU that there OwO was, >_< minye :33 host; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath +^w^ taught me ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >w< evew I ^w^ weawn'd before in my life; +ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ paid nyothing uWu fow ^.^ it neither, uWu but ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow my +weawnying. + +x3 Entew BAWDOWPH + +:33 BAWDOWPH. :33 Out, alas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ cozenyage, mere ^w^ cozenyage! +HOST. :3 Whewe >w< be my horses? ^w^ Speak ;;w;; weww >_> of ;;w;; them, varletto. +:33 BAWDOWPH. Wun away with OwO the :3 cozenyews; uWu fow OwO so >_> soon as I +came uWu beyond Eton, uWu they >w< thwew me x3 off ^-^ fwom >_> behind ^-^ onye >_> of +;;w;; them, in :3 a ^w^ swough >_> of OwO miwe; ÚwÚ and xDD set ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and ^w^ away, >_< wike +three ^w^ Gewman deviws, three ^w^ Doctow Faustuses. +HOST. ^.^ They awe gonye uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Duke, villain; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +uWu say uWu they >w< be ^-^ fwed. Gewmans awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +x3 EVANS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< minye :3 host? +HOST. What :3 is OwO the matter, sir? +x3 EVANS. >_< Have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> youw entertainments. Thewe :3 is :3 a fwiend +>_> of >_< minye come ^-^ to ^-^ town uWu tewws me there :3 is three +^w^ cozen-gewmans UwU that >_> has cozen'd >w< aww OwO the ^-^ hosts >_> of Readins, +>_> of >_> Maidenhead, >_> of >w< Cowebwook, >_> of howses ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. I tell you uWu fow +good wiww, ÚwÚ wook OwO you; you awe ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD gibes ÚwÚ and +vlouting-stogs, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU convenyient you shouwd >w< be +cozenyed. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit + +x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS + +>w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is >_< minye host ^.^ de Jarteer? +HOST. Here, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, in >_> pewpwexity ÚwÚ and doubtfuw +ÚwÚ diwemma. +>w< CAIUS. I cannyot tell vat :3 is ;;w;; dat; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is tell-a me dat you +^-^ make gwand pwepawation uWu fow :3 a UwU Duke ^.^ de >w< Jamany. By my +:3 twot, >w< dewe :3 is nyo >_> duke UwU that OwO the couwt :3 is xDD knyow ^-^ to x3 come; I +tell you uWu fow good uWu wiww. OwO Adieu. Exit +HOST. ^-^ Hue ÚwÚ and cwy, viwwain, go! ^w^ Assist uWu me, OwO knyight; I x3 am +undonye. >w< Fwy, ^-^ wun, hue ÚwÚ and cwy, villain; I x3 am undonye. +>_< Exeunt OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH +OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd UwU might >w< be xDD cozen'd, uWu fow I ^.^ have +>_< been cozen'd ÚwÚ and >_> beaten ^w^ too. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to OwO the caw +>_> of OwO the couwt how I ^.^ have >_< been transformed, ÚwÚ and how my +^w^ twansfowmation ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and >_> cudgeww'd, uWu they +would OwO mewt me >_< out >_> of my fat, >_> dwop uWu by drop, ÚwÚ and :3 wiquow +fishewmen's :33 boots with me; I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they would x3 whip me +with theiw fine xDD wits ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cwestfaww'n as :3 a dried :3 peaw. +I never pwospew'd >_< since I fowswowe ^-^ mysewf at ^w^ pwimewo. Weww, +^-^ if my ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe uWu but wong enough ^-^ to uWu say my >_> pwayews, +would xDD wepent. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +^.^ Nyow! :3 whence come you? +QUICKWY. From OwO the two :33 pawties, forsooth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ onye party ÚwÚ and his dam OwO the >_< othew! +And OwO so uWu they uWu shaww >w< be uWu both ^-^ bestowed. I ^.^ have suffer'd ^-^ mowe +uWu fow theiw xDD sakes, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_< viwwainyous >_> inconstancy >_> of +ÚwÚ man's ^-^ disposition :3 is able ^-^ to OwO beaw. +QUICKWY. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu they suffew'd? x3 Yes, I ^w^ wawwant; +speciouswy ^-^ onye >_> of them; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, good xDD heawt, :3 is >_> beaten +bwack ÚwÚ and >w< bwue, UwU that you cannyot UwU see :3 a >_> white xDD spot about :3 hew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of bwack ÚwÚ and blue? I ÚwÚ was +>_> beaten ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< aww OwO the colours >_> of OwO the rainbow; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_< appwehended uWu fow OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. But +UwU that my ^.^ admiwabwe dextewity >_> of wit, my xDD countewfeiting OwO the +>w< action >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd woman, deliver'd uWu me, OwO the ^.^ knyave ^w^ constabwe +xDD had xDD set me >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >w< i' th' ^w^ common :33 stocks, uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. +QUICKWY. >_> Siw, let me speak with you in >_> youw chambew; you +uWu shaww hear how >w< things ÚwÚ go, :3 and, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ content. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter uWu wiww uWu say somewhat. Good hearts, what >_< ado +here :3 is ^-^ to bwing you uWu togethew! Suwe, ^-^ onye >_> of you OwO does ^.^ nyot +sewve >w< heaven well, UwU that you awe OwO so cross'd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Come OwO up OwO into my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and OwO HOST + +HOST. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, talk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; my :33 mind :3 is >_< heavy; I +uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw all. +:33 FENTON. >_> Yet hear me speak. ^w^ Assist me in my >_< puwpose, +And, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ give OwO the +OwO A ^-^ hundwed :3 pound in gold ^-^ mowe than >_> youw loss. +HOST. I uWu wiww hear you, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Fenton; ÚwÚ and I wiww, at OwO the >_> weast, +^-^ keep >_> youw x3 counsew. +:33 FENTON. From UwU time ^-^ to UwU time I ^.^ have acquainted you +x3 With OwO the dear love I bear ^-^ to fair >_> Annye UwU Page; +Who, mutuawwy, ;;w;; hath xDD answew'd my affection, +^w^ So :3 faw :3 fowth as x3 hewsewf UwU might >w< be xDD hew UwU choosew, +>_< Even ^-^ to my wish. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom xDD hew +x3 Of such uWu contents as you uWu wiww wonder at; +The uWu miwth ^w^ wheweof OwO so larded with my matter +:33 That neither, ^w^ singwy, can >w< be OwO manyifested +Without OwO the show >_> of >_> both. Fat :3 Fawstaff +;;w;; Hath :3 a gweat >_> scenye. The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ jest +I'll show you here at large. Hawk, good >_< minye >w< host: +To-nyight at ^.^ Heme's uWu oak, ^.^ just :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, +Must my ^w^ sweet Nan ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the Faiwy ^w^ Queen- +The OwO puwpose x3 why :3 is xDD hewe-in ;;w;; which >_> disguise, +OwO Whiwe uWu othew :33 jests awe xDD something :3 wank uWu on ^.^ foot, +Her fathew ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded xDD hew ^-^ to :33 swip +:3 Away with x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and with him at Eton +Immediately ^-^ to uWu mawwy; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; consented. +Nyow, ;;w;; siw, +Her mothew, x3 even >w< stwong x3 against UwU that ^-^ match +And ^w^ fiwm uWu fow ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, ;;w;; hath appointed +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww wikewise >w< shuffwe xDD hew away +OwO Whiwe uWu othew sports awe ^w^ tasking >_> of theiw uWu minds, +And at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, xDD whewe :3 a pwiest uWu attends, +:33 Stwaight ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD hew >_> mothew's plot +She seemingly uWu obedient wikewise ;;w;; hath +^w^ Made pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ doctow. Nyow ;;w;; thus ^.^ it wests: +Her fathew :3 means ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww in white; +And in UwU that habit, when >w< Swendew >_> sees his UwU time +ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ go, +She uWu shaww >w< go with him; xDD hew mothew ;;w;; hath intended +The better ^-^ to xDD denyote xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :3 doctow- +>_< Fow uWu they >w< must >w< aww >w< be ;;w;; mask'd ÚwÚ and vizawded- +:33 That OwO quaint in green ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be loose ;;w;; enwob'd, +x3 With ribands pendent, flaring ^-^ 'bout xDD hew ÚwÚ head; +And when OwO the doctow spies his :3 vantage xDD wipe, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ pinch xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 and, uWu on UwU that token, +The maid ;;w;; hath >w< given consent ^-^ to >w< go with >_> him. +HOST. ^w^ Which :3 means ^.^ she ^-^ to UwU deceive, fathew ^w^ ow >_> mothew? +:33 FENTON. UwU Both, my good OwO host, ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +And here ^.^ it xDD wests-that ^w^ you'ww procure OwO the vicaw +ÚwÚ To stay uWu fow me at church, :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, +And in OwO the lawful name >_> of ;;w;; mawwying, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^-^ ouw hearts >_> unyited cewemony. +HOST. Weww, xDD husband >_> youw >w< device; I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ vicaw. +>_< Bwing you OwO the ;;w;; maid, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack :3 a pwiest. +:33 FENTON. ^w^ So uWu shaww I xDD evewmowe >w< be bound ^-^ to thee; +UwU Besides, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wecompense. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +The Garter Inn + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY + +OwO FAWSTAFF. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> pwattwing; ^.^ go. >_> I'ww, howd. :3 This :3 is +OwO the third time; I >w< hope good xDD wuck :3 wies in uWu odd x3 nyumbews. +Away, ^.^ go; uWu they uWu say there :3 is divinyity in uWu odd numbers, ;;w;; eithew +in >_> nyativity, uWu chance, ^w^ ow :33 death. :3 Away. +QUICKWY. I'll :3 pwovide you :3 a :33 chain, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do what I can ^-^ to +>_< get you :3 a paiw >_> of howns. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, I ^w^ say; UwU time weaws; howd OwO up >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and +OwO mince. Exit uWu MWS. :33 QUICKWY + +x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised + +OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, OwO the matter uWu wiww +>w< be OwO knyown tonight ^w^ ow never. Be you in OwO the Pawk about +UwU midnyight, at Herne's uWu oak, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see >_< wondews. +FOWD. x3 Went you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD hew x3 yestewday, ;;w;; siw, as you told me +you xDD had ;;w;; appointed? +OwO FAWSTAFF. I went ^-^ to UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, as you >_> see, >_< wike :3 a +UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< man; uWu but I came ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, >_< wike :3 a +UwU poow ^.^ owd OwO woman. :33 That >_> same ^.^ knyave >_< Fowd, xDD hew xDD husband, ;;w;; hath +OwO the finest mad ^w^ deviw >_> of jealousy in ^w^ him, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, UwU that +>w< evew guvwn'd >_> fwenzy. I uWu wiww tell xDD you-he beat me gwievouswy +in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu fow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man, ^-^ Mastew +>_< Bwook, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot Gowiath with :3 a weavew's beam; ^.^ because +I xDD knyow ÚwÚ awso life :3 is :3 a ^w^ shuttwe. I x3 am in >_> haste; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with +me; I'ww. tell you aww, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. x3 Since I UwU pwuck'd geese, +>_> pway'd truant, ÚwÚ and :3 whipp'd >_< top, I knew ^.^ nyot what 'twas ^-^ to +>w< be >_> beaten ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ watewy. Follow >_> me. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwange >w< things +>_> of :3 this uWu knyave-Fowd, uWu on xDD whom ^.^ to-nyight I uWu wiww >w< be revenged, +ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his UwU wife OwO into >_> youw hand. Follow. Strange +>w< things in ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew Brook! Follow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Windsor Pawk + +x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER + +UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, x3 come; ^w^ we'ww ^w^ couch >w< i' th' >_> Castwe OwO ditch ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we +UwU see OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^-^ ouw fairies. :3 Wemembew, :3 son x3 Swendew, my daughter. +SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; I ^.^ have xDD spoke with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have +:3 a ^.^ nyay-wowd how ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I come ^-^ to xDD hew in +>_> white ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :33 'mum'; ^.^ she x3 cwies uWu 'budget,' ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ we +xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. +SHALLOW. ^.^ That's good :33 too; uWu but what ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; eithew >_> youw ^w^ mum +^w^ ow xDD hew budget? The >_> white uWu wiww deciphew xDD hew ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck >w< ten >w< o'cwock. +UwU PAGE. The night :3 is dark; ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu spiwits uWu wiww ÚwÚ become ^.^ it :33 weww. +xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! :3 Nyo man :3 means evil uWu but OwO the +x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow him uWu by his howns. Let's away; +follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the Pawk + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS + +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, my daughter :3 is in gween; when +you UwU see >_> youw UwU time, UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, away with xDD hew ^-^ to +OwO the OwO deanyewy, ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. uWu Go before OwO into OwO the +Pawk; ^-^ we two >w< must >w< go >w< togethew. +>w< CAIUS. I xDD knyow vat I ^.^ have ^-^ to do; ^.^ adieu. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Fawe you well, sir. xDD [Exit uWu CAIUS] UwU My xDD husband +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wejoice OwO so >w< much at OwO the ^w^ abuse >_> of :3 Fawstaff as ^.^ he uWu wiww +;;w;; chafe at OwO the >w< doctow's uWu mawwying my ^-^ daughtew; uWu but 'tis nyo +matter; better :3 a wittwe chiding than :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of +heawtbweak. +uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Whewe :3 is Nan nyow, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< twoop >_> of x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and +OwO the x3 Wewsh x3 deviw, :33 Hugh? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ They awe >w< aww couch'd in :3 a ^.^ pit ^-^ hawd uWu by ^.^ Heme's +uWu oak, with ^.^ obscuw'd xDD wights; which, at OwO the vewy x3 instant >_> of +Falstaff's ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU meeting, uWu they uWu wiww at UwU once dispway ^-^ to OwO the +^-^ nyight. +uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 That cannyot OwO choose uWu but amaze >_> him. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be +amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww every uWu way >w< be x3 mock'd. +uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww :33 betway him ^w^ finyewy. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Against such lewdsters ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ wechewy, +Those UwU that :33 betway them ^-^ do nyo ^w^ tweachewy. +uWu MWS. FOWD. The hour dwaws x3 on. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu oak, ^-^ to OwO the >w< oak! +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Windsor Pawk + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, with ^.^ OTHEWS as fairies + +x3 EVANS. Trib, >w< twib, faiwies; x3 come; ÚwÚ and wemembew >_> youw pawts. +Be ^.^ powd, I pray OwO you; follow me OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; ÚwÚ and when I +^w^ give OwO the watch-owds, ^-^ do as I x3 pid you. ^w^ Come, x3 come; >w< twib, +trib. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the Pawk + +x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF uWu disguised as ^.^ HEWNyE + +OwO FAWSTAFF. The Windsor beww ;;w;; hath struck :33 twewve; OwO the :3 minyute +dwaws x3 on. Nyow OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU gods ^-^ assist UwU me! +:3 Wemembew, :33 Juv, :3 thou >_< wast :3 a uWu buww uWu fow >w< thy xDD Euwopa; love xDD set uWu on >w< thy +howns. :3 O >w< powewfuw ^w^ wuv! UwU that in >w< some respects makes :3 a +beast :3 a >w< man; in >w< some uWu othew :3 a man :3 a beast. You ;;w;; wewe awso, +Jupitew, :3 a x3 swan, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of Weda. :3 O uWu omnyipotent ^w^ wuv! +how ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the god >_< dwew ^-^ to OwO the complexion >_> of :3 a xDD goose! OwO A +fauwt x3 donye ^.^ fiwst in OwO the fowm >_> of :3 a beast-O :33 Juv, :3 a >_> beastwy +^-^ fauwt!-and then another fauwt in OwO the sembwance >_> of :3 a fowl- +ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, :33 Juv, :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 fauwt! When UwU gods ^.^ have ^.^ hot uWu backs +what uWu shaww UwU poow x3 men x3 do? >_< Fow uWu me, I x3 am here :3 a Windsor +;;w;; stag; ÚwÚ and OwO the fattest, I xDD think, >w< i' th' >_< fowest. >_> Send me :3 a cool +^w^ wut-time, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow ^-^ who can blame me ^-^ to ;;w;; piss my tallow? +OwO Who comes hewe? my doe? + +x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE + +uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir UwU John! Awt :3 thou there, my ;;w;; deew, my mawe deer. +OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ^w^ doe with OwO the bwack ^-^ scut! >_> Wet OwO the OwO sky ;;w;; wain +potatoes; let ^.^ it thundew ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of Greensleeves, >_< haiw +^w^ kissing-comfits, ÚwÚ and snyow ewingoes; let there come :3 a ^w^ tempest +>_> of provocation, I uWu wiww shewtew me here. UwU [Embwacing :3 hew] +uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page :3 is come with uWu me, sweetheawt. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Divide me >_< wike :3 a brib'd UwU buck, OwO each :3 a haunch; I +uWu wiww ^-^ keep my ^-^ sides ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, my shouwdews uWu fow OwO the :3 fewwow +>_> of :3 this ^-^ wawk, ÚwÚ and my howns I UwU bequeath >_> youw x3 husbands. OwO Am +I :3 a ^.^ woodman, ha? ^w^ Speak I >_< wike :3 Heme OwO the uWu Huntew? ÚwÚ Why, +:3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cupid :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 conscience; ^.^ he makes :3 westitution. +UwU As I x3 am :3 a OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, welcome! ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 howns] +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, what xDD nyoise? +uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven forgive ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! +OwO FAWSTAFF. What shouwd :3 this x3 be? +uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU } Away, >_> away. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU } Away, >_> away. ^.^ [They run >_> off] +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me damn'd, west OwO the +uWu oiw that's in me shouwd xDD set heww uWu on uWu fiwe; ^.^ he would never ewse +cross me OwO thus. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, ANNyE :3 PAGE as +:3 a uWu faiwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS as OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and +Hobgobwin; >w< aww with :33 tapews + +OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. >w< Faiwies, :3 bwack, xDD gwey, x3 gween, ÚwÚ and >_< white, +You >_> moonshinye revellers, ÚwÚ and >w< shades >_> of night, +You :3 owphan ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu fixed destiny, +x3 Attend >_> youw >w< office ÚwÚ and >_> youw quality. +ÚwÚ Cwiew Hobgoblin, ^-^ make OwO the uWu faiwy >_< oyes. +PUCK. ;;w;; Ewves, list >_> youw ÚwÚ nyames; :3 siwence, you >_> aiwy ^.^ toys. +Cricket, ^-^ to Windsor ^-^ chimnyeys ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ weap; +:3 Whewe fiwes :3 thou ^-^ find'st x3 unwak'd, ÚwÚ and heawths :33 unswept, +Thewe ^.^ pinch OwO the xDD maids as blue as biwbewwy; +Our radiant Queen OwO hates swuts ÚwÚ and swuttewy. +OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ They awe faiwies; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks ^-^ to them uWu shaww ^-^ die. +I'll :3 wink ÚwÚ and ;;w;; couch; nyo man theiw ^w^ wowks >w< must >w< eye. +OwO [Wies ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^.^ face] +x3 EVANS. Where's Pede? uWu Go you, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe you find :3 a maid +That, ewe ^.^ she >w< sweep, >_> has ÚwÚ thwice xDD hew ;;w;; pwayews said, +Raise OwO up OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy +^w^ Sweep ^.^ she as :33 sound as >_> cawewess OwO infancy; +But x3 those as ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on theiw UwU sins, +>_< Pinch ;;w;; them, uWu awms, ^.^ wegs, backs, UwU shouwdews, :3 sides, ÚwÚ and shins. +OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. ^w^ About, ;;w;; about; +^-^ Seawch Windsor xDD castwe, OwO ewves, within ÚwÚ and ^-^ out; +Strew good OwO wuck, ouphes, uWu on every xDD sacwed UwU woom, +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :33 doom +UwU In OwO state as >_> whowesome as in OwO state 'tis ^.^ fit, +Wowthy OwO the xDD ownyew ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ownyew it. +The uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of owdew ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ scouw +x3 With x3 juice >_> of balm ÚwÚ and every pwecious OwO fwowew; +>_> Each fair instawment, UwU coat, ÚwÚ and x3 sev'waw x3 cwest, +x3 With :33 woyaw UwU bwazon, xDD evewmowe >w< be bwest! +And x3 nyightwy, meadow-fairies, ÚwÚ wook you sing, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the >w< Gawtew's >_< compass, in :3 a :3 wing; +^-^ Th' expwessuwe UwU that ^.^ it bears, green let ^.^ it ^.^ be, +Mowe x3 fewtiwe-fwesh than >w< aww OwO the field ^-^ to xDD see; +And x3 'Honyi soit >_> qui mal OwO y >_> pense' wwite +UwU In >_> em'wawd >_< tufts, >_> fwow'ws xDD puwpwe, blue ÚwÚ and white; +;;w;; Wike sapphire, pearl, ÚwÚ and rich embroidery, +Buckled x3 bewow fair knyighthood's bending ^.^ knyee. +Fairies ;;w;; use >_> fwow'ws uWu fow theiw chawactewy. +Away, uWu dispewse; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww 'tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, +Our ^-^ dance >_> of UwU custom x3 wound about OwO the xDD oak +x3 Of ÚwÚ Hewnye OwO the >_< Huntew let OwO us ^.^ nyot forget. +x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ wock hand in >w< hand; youwsewves in owdew ;;w;; set; +And twenty >w< gwow-wowms uWu shaww ^-^ ouw lanterns ^.^ be, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ guide ^-^ ouw measuwe x3 wound about OwO the >_< twee. +But, >_> stay. I smell :3 a man >_> of middwe xDD eawth. +OwO FAWSTAFF. Heavens ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom UwU that x3 Wewsh uWu faiwy, west ^.^ he +^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of cheese! +PUCK. Vile wowm, :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ o'ewwook'd x3 even in >w< thy uWu biwth. +OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. x3 With twiaw-fiwe ^.^ touch me his finger-end; +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be chaste, OwO the flame uWu wiww xDD back ÚwÚ descend, +And xDD tuwn him ^-^ to nyo xDD pain; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he start, +^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of :3 a >_< cowwupted ÚwÚ heawt. +PUCK. OwO A trial, come. +x3 EVANS. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww :3 this >_> wood UwU take xDD fiwe? +^.^ [They >w< put OwO the :33 tapews ^-^ to his ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he starts] +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! +OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. Corrupt, uWu cowwupt, ÚwÚ and :33 tainted in desiwe! +About ^w^ him, faiwies; sing :3 a scownfuw rhyme; +And, as you :33 twip, still ^.^ pinch him ^-^ to >_> youw xDD time. +OwO THE >w< SONG. +;;w;; Fie uWu on sinful xDD fantasy! +;;w;; Fie uWu on wust ÚwÚ and luxury! +;;w;; Wust :3 is uWu but :3 a bwoody fire, +Kindwed with x3 unchaste desiwe, +OwO Fed in xDD heawt, uWu whose ^.^ fwames aspire, +UwU As >_> thoughts ^-^ do blow ;;w;; them, highew ÚwÚ and higher. +>_< Pinch ^w^ him, x3 faiwies, mutually; +>_< Pinch him uWu fow his ÚwÚ viwwainy; +>_< Pinch him ÚwÚ and >_< buwn him ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him >w< about, +;;w;; Tiww candles ÚwÚ and >w< staw-wight ÚwÚ and >_> moonshinye >w< be >_< out. + +^-^ Duwing :3 this ^.^ song uWu they ^.^ pinch OwO FAWSTAFF. DOCTOR +ÚwÚ CAIUS comes ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and xDD steaws away :3 a uWu faiwy in +gween; SLENDER another >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes x3 off :3 a uWu faiwy in +white; ÚwÚ and x3 FENTON xDD steaws away ANNyE UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ nyoise +>_> of x3 hunting :3 is heard within. ^-^ Aww OwO the fairies run >_> away. +^-^ FAWSTAFF xDD puwws x3 off his buck's uWu head, ÚwÚ and >w< wises + +x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS + +UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd you OwO nyow. +uWu Wiww UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew sewve >_> youw ^w^ tuwn? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I pray you, xDD come, howd OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ jest nyo higher. +Nyow, good Sir :33 John, how >_< wike you Windsor >w< wives? +^w^ See you :33 these, ^.^ husband? Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these fair :3 yokes +>_> Become OwO the fowest better than OwO the :33 town? +FOWD. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's :3 a uWu cuckowd ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, +Falstaff's :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a :33 cuckowdwy knave; here awe his >_< howns, +^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; :3 and, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO enjoyed nyothing >_> of +Ford's uWu but his buck-basket, his cudgel, ÚwÚ and twenty >w< pounds +>_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; which >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; his howses +awe arrested uWu fow it, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. +uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir :33 John, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had i-iww wuck; ^-^ we :33 couwd never +ÚwÚ meet. I uWu wiww never UwU take you uWu fow my love ÚwÚ again; uWu but I uWu wiww +:33 awways ;;w;; count you my deer. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to pewceive UwU that I x3 am :3 made OwO an ass. +FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ox :33 too; uWu both OwO the pwoofs awe :33 extant. +OwO FAWSTAFF. And ^.^ these awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; faiwies? I ÚwÚ was three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw +xDD times in OwO the ^w^ thought uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot faiwies; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the +guiltiness >_> of my UwU mind, OwO the ^w^ sudden surprise >_> of my powers, +:33 dwuv OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of OwO the foppery OwO into :3 a receiv'd bewief, +in UwU despite >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of >w< aww x3 whyme ÚwÚ and reason, UwU that uWu they +;;w;; wewe fairies. ^w^ See :3 nyow how ÚwÚ wit ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a ^-^ Jack-a-Went +when 'tis x3 upon i-iww empwoyment. +x3 EVANS. Sir uWu John Falstaff, sewve >w< Got, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> youw desiwes, +ÚwÚ and fairies uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> pinse you. +FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, uWu faiwy x3 Hugh. +x3 EVANS. And xDD weave you >_> youw OwO jeawousies UwU too, I pray you. +FOWD. I uWu wiww never ^-^ mistwust my UwU wife uWu again, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou art able +^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew in good Engwish. +OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> waid my bwain in OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and dried it, UwU that +^.^ it ÚwÚ wants matter ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO so ;;w;; gwoss, o'er-reaching as uWu this? +OwO Am I ;;w;; widden with :3 a x3 Wewsh OwO goat too? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have :3 a xDD cox-comb +>_> of frieze? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time I ;;w;; wewe >_< chok'd with :3 a piece >_> of +UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. +x3 EVANS. Seese :3 is ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 puttew; >_> youw :33 bewwy :3 is >w< aww +xDD puttew. +OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Seese' ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'puttew'! >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to ^.^ stand at OwO the +:3 taunt >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that makes :33 fwittews >_> of Engwish? :3 This :3 is enough +^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU decay >_> of wust ÚwÚ and wate-wawking OwO thwough OwO the realm. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you xDD think, >w< though ^-^ we would +^.^ have OwO thwust :3 viwtue >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw hearts uWu by OwO the head ÚwÚ and +UwU shouwdews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< given uWu ouwsewves ^-^ without scruple ^-^ to >_< heww, +UwU that >w< evew OwO the ^w^ deviw :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ ouw uWu dewight? +FOWD. >_> What, :3 a ^w^ hodge-pudding? :3 a x3 bag >_> of :3 fwax? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ puff'd man? +UwU PAGE. Owd, cold, >_> withew'd, ÚwÚ and >_> of intolerable entrails? +FOWD. And ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is as >w< swandewous as Satan? +UwU PAGE. And as UwU poow as ^w^ Job? +FOWD. And as ;;w;; wicked as his x3 wife? +x3 EVANS. And >w< given ^-^ to fornications, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ tavewns, ÚwÚ and :3 sack, +ÚwÚ and winye, ÚwÚ and metheglins, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to drinkings, ÚwÚ and >w< sweawings, +ÚwÚ and :3 stawings, UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >_> pwabbwes? +OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ theme; you ^.^ have OwO the start >_> of me; +I x3 am ^.^ dejected; I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the x3 Wewsh flannel; +xDD ignyowance itsewf :3 is :3 a OwO pwummet o'ew me; ;;w;; use me as you uWu wiww. +FOWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ we'ww bwing you ^-^ to Windsor, ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew +>_< Bwook, UwU that you ^.^ have cozen'd >_> of >_> monyey, ^-^ to xDD whom you +shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a pander. Over ÚwÚ and :33 abuv UwU that you ^.^ have +OwO suffew'd, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ to repay UwU that money uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> biting +affwiction. +UwU PAGE. >_> Yet >w< be UwU cheewfuw, OwO knyight; :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD eat :3 a ^w^ posset +tonight at my OwO house, xDD whewe I uWu wiww desiwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to waugh at my +xDD wife, UwU that :3 nyow laughs at thee. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew ;;w;; hath +married xDD hew daughter. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] UwU Doctows x3 doubt UwU that; ^-^ if >_> Annye ;;w;; Page >w< be +my >_> daughtew, ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by this, ^w^ Doctow Caius' wife. + +x3 Entew SLENDER + +SLENDER. ^.^ Whoa, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, fathew Page! +UwU PAGE. >_< Son, how nyow! how nyow, >_< son! >_< Have you ^w^ dispatch'd'? +SLENDER. ^w^ Dispatch'd! I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 best in OwO Gwoucestewshiwe +xDD knyow >w< on't; would I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, wa, else! +UwU PAGE. x3 Of what, xDD son? +SLENDER. I came :33 yondew at Eton ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye +>_< Page, ÚwÚ and she's :3 a gweat lubberly ÚwÚ boy. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been >w< i' +th' church, I would ^.^ have ^-^ swing'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have +^-^ swing'd >_> me. >w< If I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> Annye >_< Page, +would I UwU might never x3 stiw!-and 'tis :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. +UwU PAGE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, then, you took OwO the ^.^ wwong. +SLENDER. What :3 nyeed you tell me ÚwÚ that? I ÚwÚ think so, when I +took :3 a :3 boy uWu fow :3 a giww. >w< If I xDD had >_< been married ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow >w< aww +^.^ he ÚwÚ was in :3 woman's :3 appawew, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD had >_> him. +UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_> youw >_> own fowwy. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you how +you shouwd xDD knyow my daughter uWu by xDD hew garments? +SLENDER. I went ^-^ to xDD hew in >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ^w^ 'mum' ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +:3 cwied 'budget' as >_> Annye ÚwÚ and I xDD had :3 appointed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +^.^ nyot UwU Annye, uWu but :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good >_> Geowge, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. I knew >_> of >_> youw +^.^ puwpose; tuwn'd my daughter OwO into gween; :3 and, :3 indeed, ^.^ she +:3 is :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Doctow at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, ÚwÚ and there :3 mawwied. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS + +>w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? By ^-^ gaw, I x3 am :33 cozenyed; I UwU ha' +married ^-^ un gawcon, :3 a >w< boy; ^-^ un OwO paysan, uWu by ^-^ gaw, :3 a >w< boy; ^.^ it :3 is +^.^ nyot >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I x3 am cozenyed. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you UwU take xDD hew in green? +>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, >w< be ^-^ gaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< boy; >w< be ^-^ gaw, I'll ÚwÚ waise >w< aww +Windsor. Exit ÚwÚ CAIUS +FOWD. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the ^.^ wight :3 Annye? +UwU PAGE. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ misgives me; here comes ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. + +x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE + +OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fenton! +x3 ANNyE. >_> Pawdon, good father. Good my mothew, ;;w;; pawdon. +UwU PAGE. Nyow, Mistwess, how uWu chance you went ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew +^.^ Swendew? +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU Why went you ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^-^ maid? +:33 FENTON. You ^-^ do amaze :3 hew. >w< Heaw OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. +You would ^.^ have married xDD hew UwU most OwO shamefuwwy, +:3 Whewe there ÚwÚ was nyo x3 pwopowtion held in wuv. +The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and OwO I, wong >_< since uWu contwacted, +uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO so ^w^ suwe UwU that nyothing can dissowve ÚwÚ us. +^-^ Th' OwO offence :3 is holy UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD committed; +And :3 this deceit >w< woses OwO the name >_> of craft, +x3 Of :3 disobedience, ^w^ ow ^-^ unduteous titwe, +x3 Since :3 thewein ^.^ she doth ^-^ evitate ÚwÚ and :3 shun +OwO A ^w^ thousand ^.^ iwwewigious x3 cuwsed >_> houws, +^w^ Which fowced mawwiage would ^.^ have ^w^ bwought x3 upon :3 hew. +FOWD. Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd; here :3 is nyo wemedy. +UwU In love, OwO the uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ do ^w^ guide OwO the x3 state; +Money OwO buys UwU wands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives awe :3 sowd uWu by ^.^ fate. +OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am UwU gwad, >w< though you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a speciaw ^.^ stand +^-^ to strike at uWu me, UwU that >_> youw awwow ;;w;; hath :33 gwanc'd. +UwU PAGE. Weww, what remedy? ^-^ Fenton, >w< heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! +What cannyot >w< be eschew'd >w< must >w< be embrac'd. +OwO FAWSTAFF. When nyight-dogs ^-^ wun, >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; deew awe OwO chas'd. +uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^w^ muse nyo >_< fuwthew. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, +xDD Heaven ^w^ give you many, many >_> mewwy x3 days! +Good xDD husband, let OwO us every ^-^ onye >w< go home, +And waugh :3 this uWu spowt o'ew uWu by :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu fiwe; +Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and all. +FOWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Sir :33 John, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook you ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww howd >_> youw ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow >_< he, to-night, uWu shaww lie with ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1596 + +OwO A MIDSUMMER :33 NyIGHT'S DWEAM + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +uWu THESEUS, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Athens +ÚwÚ EGEUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ Hewmia +WYSANDEW, in love with ^-^ Hewmia +DEMETRIUS, in love with ^-^ Hewmia +:33 PHIWOSTWATE, ^-^ Mastew >_> of OwO the OwO Wevews ^-^ to :33 Theseus +QUINCE, :3 a cawpentew +SNyUG, :3 a joinyew +xDD BOTTOM, :3 a >_> weavew +^.^ FWUTE, :3 a bellows-mender +>w< SNyOUT, :3 a uWu tinkew +UwU STAWVEWING, :3 a >_> taiwow + +HIPPOLYTA, Queen >_> of OwO the >w< Amazons, bethwothed ^-^ to :33 Theseus +uWu HEWMIA, daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Egeus, in love with Lysander +HELENA, in love with :3 Demetwius + +:3 OBEWON, UwU King >_> of OwO the Fairies +TITANyIA, Queen >_> of OwO the Fairies +^w^ PUCK, ^w^ ow xDD WOBIN >w< GOODFEWWOW +>_< PEASEBWOSSOM, uWu faiwy +>_> COBWEB, uWu faiwy +>_< MOTH, uWu faiwy +>w< MUSTAWDSEED, uWu faiwy + +uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, UwU WION awe presented x3 by: +QUINCE, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, UwU STAWVEWING, AND SNUG + +Other Fairies :33 attending theiw UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen +x3 Attendants uWu on :33 Theseus ÚwÚ and Hippolyta + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +:33 Athens ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS + +x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +uWu THESEUS. Nyow, fair Hippowyta, ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw hour +Draws uWu on uWu apace; ;;w;; fouw x3 happy >_< days bwing in +>_> Anyothew moon; ;;w;; but, :33 O, >_> methinks, how uWu swow +:3 This ^.^ owd ^-^ moon >w< wanyes! She wingews my desiwes, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :33 step-dame ^w^ ow :3 a x3 dowagew, +Wong withering >_< out :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ man's :33 wevenyue. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu wiww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep themsewves in >_< nyight; +ÚwÚ Fouw nyights uWu wiww >_> quickwy ^-^ dweam away OwO the time; +And then OwO the ^w^ moon, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew bow +Nyew-bent in UwU heaven, uWu shaww >w< behowd OwO the night +x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 sowemnyities. +uWu THESEUS. Go, >_< Phiwostwate, +x3 Stiw OwO up OwO the Athenyian xDD youth ^-^ to mewwiments; +:33 Awake OwO the ^-^ pewt ÚwÚ and nimble spirit >_> of ^-^ miwth; +OwO Tuwn >_> mewanchowy :3 fowth ^-^ to :3 funyewaws; +The OwO pawe ^.^ companyion :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO pomp. Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE +Hippowyta, I woo'd ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; swowd, +And xDD won >w< thy love UwU doing ÚwÚ thee :33 injuwies; +But I uWu wiww wed ÚwÚ thee in another key, +x3 With uWu pomp, with :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and with :33 wevewwing. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and his daughter uWu HEWMIA, WYSANDEW, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS + +>_> EGEUS. x3 Happy >w< be x3 Theseus, ^-^ ouw renowned Duke! +uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, good uWu Egeus; ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with OwO thee? +>_> EGEUS. >w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ vexation come OwO I, with complaint +uWu Against my OwO chiwd, my daughter Hewmia. +Stand >w< fowth, Demetwius. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, +:3 This man ;;w;; hath my consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +Stand >w< fowth, Lysander. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, +:3 This man ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd OwO the uWu bosom >_> of my chiwd. +uWu Thou, thou, :3 Wysandew, :3 thou x3 hast >w< given xDD hew >_< whymes, +And >_> intewchang'd ^-^ wuv-tokens with my x3 chiwd; +Thou x3 hast uWu by OwO moonwight at xDD hew ^w^ window sung, +x3 With feignying OwO voice, OwO vewses >_> of feignying love, +And stow'n OwO the >w< impwession >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy +x3 With ^w^ bwacewets >_> of >w< thy >_> haiw, UwU wings, ;;w;; gawds, conceits, +:3 Knyacks, trifles, >_< nyosegays, sweetmeats- messengews +x3 Of >w< stwong x3 pwevaiwment in unhardened youth; +x3 With ÚwÚ cunnying x3 hast :3 thou fiwch'd my :33 daughtew's >_> heawt; +Tuwn'd xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 due ^-^ to uWu me, +ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown harshness. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, +Be ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot here before >_> youw OwO Gwace +uWu Consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with OwO Demetwius, +I UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ ancient UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 Athens: +UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of UwU hew; +^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ gentweman +Ow ^-^ to xDD hew >_< death, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO waw +Immediately provided in UwU that ^.^ case. +uWu THESEUS. What uWu say you, Hermia? Be >_< advis'd, fair uWu maid. +ÚwÚ To you >_> youw fathew shouwd >w< be as :3 a ^.^ god; +>_< Onye UwU that :33 compos'd >_> youw UwU beauties; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye +ÚwÚ To xDD whom you awe uWu but as :3 a fowm in ^.^ wax, +By him >w< impwinted, ÚwÚ and within his power +ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the uWu figuwe, ^w^ ow disfiguwe it. +:3 Demetwius :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy gentleman. +HEWMIA. ^w^ So :3 is Lysander. +uWu THESEUS. UwU In ^-^ himsewf ^.^ he >_> is; +But, in :3 this kind, >_< wanting >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO voice, +The uWu othew >w< must >w< be held OwO the :33 wowthiew. +HEWMIA. I would my fathew ^.^ wook'd uWu but with my OwO eyes. +uWu THESEUS. >_< Wathew >_> youw eyes >w< must with his ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; wook. +HEWMIA. I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu by what power I x3 am :3 made bold, +Nyow how ^.^ it ^-^ may OwO concewn my x3 modesty +UwU In such :3 a :3 pwesence here ^-^ to >w< pwead my xDD thoughts; +But I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow +The wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall me in :3 this ^-^ case, +>w< If I ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to wed Demetwius. +uWu THESEUS. x3 Eithew ^-^ to die OwO the >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to abjure +>_< Fow >w< evew OwO the ^w^ society >_> of ^-^ men. +:33 Thewefowe, fair >_> Hewmia, xDD question >_> youw desiwes, +xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw youth, OwO examinye ;;w;; weww >_> youw blood, +Whethew, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's choice, +You can >_> enduwe OwO the x3 wivewy >_> of :3 a xDD nyun, +>_< Fow :3 aye ^-^ to >w< be shady ^-^ cwoistew x3 mew'd, +ÚwÚ To live :3 a xDD bawwen ^-^ sistew >w< aww >_> youw xDD wife, +Chanting ^.^ faint >w< hymns ^-^ to OwO the x3 cowd fruitless ÚwÚ moon. +Thrice-blessed uWu they UwU that ^w^ mastew OwO so theiw UwU bwood +ÚwÚ To undewgo such OwO maiden ;;w;; piwgwimage; +But earthlier x3 happy :3 is OwO the wose distiww'd +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which withering uWu on OwO the ;;w;; viwgin thown +OwO Gwows, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dies, in >w< singwe UwU bwessednyess. +HEWMIA. ^w^ So uWu wiww I >_< gwow, OwO so live, OwO so x3 die, my lord, +Ewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd my ;;w;; viwgin >_< patent OwO up +^.^ Unto his :3 wowdship, uWu whose unwished ^.^ yoke +UwU My ^w^ souw OwO consents ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> suvweignty. +uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Take UwU time ^-^ to :33 pause; ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the next OwO nyew ^.^ moon- +The >_> seawing-day ;;w;; betwixt my love ÚwÚ and me +>_< Fow xDD evewwasting bond >_> of >_> fewwowship- +:3 Upon UwU that :3 day ;;w;; eithew :33 pwepawe ^-^ to die +>_< Fow ^.^ disobedience ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, +Ow ewse ^-^ to wed OwO Demetwius, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ wouwd, +Ow uWu on >_> Dianya's >w< awtaw ^-^ to uWu pwotest +>_< Fow :3 aye austewity ÚwÚ and >w< singwe wife. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Wewent, ^w^ sweet ^.^ Hewmia; :3 and, :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ yiewd +x3 Thy >_< cwazed title ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wight. +WYSANDEW. You ^.^ have xDD hew >_< fathew's love, Demetrius; +>_> Wet me ^.^ have :33 Hewmia's; ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mawwy >_> him. +>_> EGEUS. Scownfuw :3 Wysandew, true, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my :33 wuv; +And what :3 is >_< minye my love uWu shaww render him; +And ^.^ she :3 is mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww my ^.^ wight >_> of xDD hew +I ^-^ do ^-^ estate x3 unto Demetwius. +WYSANDEW. I OwO am, my lord, as ;;w;; weww deriv'd as >_< he, +UwU As ;;w;; weww possess'd; my love :3 is ^-^ mowe than his; +UwU My :3 fowtunyes every uWu way as ^w^ faiwwy xDD wank'd, +>w< If ^.^ nyot with :3 vantage, as Demetwius'; +And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these uWu boasts can ^.^ be, +I x3 am bewov'd >_> of uWu beauteous Hewmia. +UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot I then >w< pwosecute my OwO wight? +OwO Demetwius, I'll >_< avouch ^.^ it ^-^ to his uWu head, +^w^ Made love ^-^ to ^w^ Nyedaw's >_> daughtew, x3 Hewenya, +And xDD won xDD hew soul; ÚwÚ and :33 she, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, dotes, +Devoutwy dotes, dotes in ÚwÚ idowatwy, +:3 Upon :3 this >_> spotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; inconstant xDD man. +uWu THESEUS. I >w< must x3 confess UwU that I ^.^ have heard OwO so xDD much, +And with :3 Demetwius ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ theweof; +But, being :3 uvw-fuww >_> of :3 sewf-affaiws, +UwU My :33 mind >_> did wose it. But, OwO Demetwius, x3 come; +And xDD come, uWu Egeus; you uWu shaww >w< go with me; +I ^.^ have >w< some pwivate OwO schoowing uWu fow you >_> both. +>_< Fow you, fair >_> Hewmia, ÚwÚ wook you arm yourself +ÚwÚ To x3 fit >_> youw UwU fancies ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, +Ow ewse OwO the OwO waw >_> of :33 Athens >w< yiewds you up- +^w^ Which uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU extenyuate- +ÚwÚ To >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 a x3 vow >_> of >w< singwe wife. +^w^ Come, my xDD Hippowyta; what cheew, my love? +OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Egeus, >w< go ^.^ awong; +I >w< must x3 empwoy you in >w< some ^-^ businyess +uWu Against ^-^ ouw OwO nyuptiaw, ÚwÚ and confer with you +x3 Of xDD something UwU nyeawwy UwU that UwU concewns ÚwÚ youwsewves. +>_> EGEUS. x3 With >_> duty ÚwÚ and desiwe ^-^ we follow you. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA +WYSANDEW. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ wuv! UwU Why :3 is >_> youw ^-^ cheek OwO so UwU pawe? +OwO How uWu chance OwO the >w< woses there ^-^ do fade OwO so ^w^ fast? +HEWMIA. Belike uWu fow UwU want >_> of wain, ;;w;; which I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww +Beteem them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO eyes. +WYSANDEW. ^w^ Ay UwU me! uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I :33 couwd >w< evew ^.^ wead, +Could >w< evew hear uWu by xDD tawe ^w^ ow history, +The ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO twue love never >_> did run smooth; +But ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was diffewent in blood- +HEWMIA. :3 O uWu cwoss! xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be enthrall'd ^-^ to ;;w;; wow. +WYSANDEW. Ow ewse misgwaffed in >_< wespect >_> of xDD yeaws- +HEWMIA. :3 O :33 spite! xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to young. +WYSANDEW. Ow ewse ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the UwU choice >_> of ^.^ fwiends- +HEWMIA. :3 O heww! ^-^ to OwO choose love uWu by x3 anyothew's OwO eyes. +WYSANDEW. Or, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy in choice, +Waw, >_< death, ^w^ ow sicknyess, >_> did uWu way ^w^ siege ^-^ to it, +:33 Making ^.^ it momentary as :3 a ^w^ sound, +xDD Swift as :3 a uWu shadow, ^-^ showt as ^-^ any dweam, +ÚwÚ Bwief as OwO the :3 wightnying in OwO the x3 cowwied night +That, in :3 a spleen, xDD unfowds uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, +And ewe :3 a man ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to uWu say 'Behold!' +The x3 jaws >_> of :3 dawknyess ^-^ do devouw ^.^ it up; +^w^ So uWu quick UwU bwight >w< things come ^-^ to UwU confusion. +HEWMIA. >w< If then OwO twue lovers ^.^ have >w< evew xDD cwoss'd, +^w^ It ^-^ stands as OwO an :3 edict in destiny. +;;w;; Then let OwO us teach ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw >_> patience, +xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< customawy cross, +UwU As :3 due ^-^ to love as >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and >_> dweams ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, +:3 Wishes ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, UwU poow :3 Fancy's ÚwÚ fowwowews. +WYSANDEW. OwO A good ^w^ pewsuasion; ^.^ thewefowe, hear uWu me, Hewmia. +I ^.^ have :3 a widow aunt, :3 a dowagew +x3 Of gweat UwU wevenyue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo >_< chiwd- +From :33 Athens :3 is xDD hew house :3 wemote :3 seven >_< weagues- +And ^.^ she respects me as xDD hew only :33 son. +Thewe, gentwe >_> Hewmia, ^-^ may I ÚwÚ mawwy thee; +And ^-^ to UwU that place OwO the shawp Athenyian OwO waw +Cannyot x3 puwsue ÚwÚ us. >w< If :3 thou wuvst me then, +>_> Steaw :3 fowth >w< thy >_< fathew's house to-morrow >_< nyight; +And in OwO the >_< wood, :3 a >_> weague ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; town, +:3 Whewe I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee UwU once with Helena +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ mown >_> of uWu May, +Thewe uWu wiww I stay uWu fow thee. +HEWMIA. UwU My good Lysander! +I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu by :33 Cupid's strongest >_< bow, +By his :33 best >_< awwow, with OwO the gowden uWu head, +By OwO the simplicity >_> of Venyus' doves, +By UwU that ;;w;; which >_< knyitteth souws ÚwÚ and prospers >_> wuvs, +And uWu by UwU that x3 fiwe ;;w;; which ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO the Cawthage uWu Queen, +When OwO the false >_> Twoyan uWu undew sail ÚwÚ was ^.^ seen, +By >w< aww OwO the >_< vows UwU that >w< evew x3 men ^.^ have UwU bwoke, +UwU In ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ mowe than >w< evew >w< women spoke, +UwU In UwU that >_> same place :3 thou x3 hast appointed uWu me, +>w< To-mowwow ^.^ twuwy uWu wiww I ^.^ meet with thee. +WYSANDEW. Keep ;;w;; pwomise, wuv. Look, here comes Helena. + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA + +HEWMIA. :3 God ÚwÚ speed fair UwU Hewenya! Whither >_> away? +HEWENyA. ^-^ Caww you me faiw? :33 That fair UwU again ÚwÚ unsay. +:3 Demetwius loves >_> youw x3 faiw. :3 O x3 happy faiw! +Your eyes awe >_< wode-staws ÚwÚ and >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ aiw +Mowe tunyeabwe than lark ^-^ to shephewd's eaw, +When ^w^ wheat :3 is x3 gween, when hawthown buds appear. +UwU Sicknyess :3 is UwU catching; :33 O, ;;w;; wewe :3 favouw so, +Yours would I ^.^ catch, fair >_> Hewmia, ewe I go! +UwU My ear shouwd catch >_> youw OwO voice, my eye >_> youw eye, +UwU My :33 tongue shouwd catch >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ mewody. +Were OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ minye, :3 Demetwius being ;;w;; bated, +The west :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ to you >_> twanswated. +:33 O, teach me how you look, ÚwÚ and with what art +You ^.^ sway OwO the motion >_> of Demetwius' >_< heawt! +HEWMIA. I :3 fwown x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves me ^.^ stiww. +HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that >_> youw :33 fwowns would teach my >_> smiwes such skill! +HEWMIA. I ^w^ give him ^.^ cuwses, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he gives me wuv. +HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that my ;;w;; pwayews :33 couwd such xDD affection ^w^ muv! +HEWMIA. The ^-^ mowe I ^.^ hate, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he UwU fowwows >_> me. +HEWENyA. The ^-^ mowe I love, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he hateth >_> me. +HEWMIA. His folly, x3 Hewenya, :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of x3 minye. +HEWENyA. None, uWu but >_> youw beauty; would UwU that fauwt ;;w;; wewe >_< minye! +HEWMIA. ;;w;; Take UwU comfowt: ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU see my ^.^ face; +Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww UwU fwy :3 this :3 pwace. +Before OwO the UwU time I >_> did Lysander >_> see, +>w< Seem'd :33 Athens as :3 a xDD pawadise ^-^ to >_> me. +:33 O, then, what gwaces in my love ^-^ do dwell, +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath tuwn'd :3 a >w< heaven x3 unto :3 a heww! +WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^-^ to you ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds ^-^ we uWu wiww unfowd: +>w< To-mowwow night, when OwO Phoebe doth >w< behowd +Her ÚwÚ siwvew >_> visage in OwO the wat'wy glass, +ÚwÚ Decking with :3 wiquid ;;w;; peaww OwO the bwaded ^.^ gwass, +OwO A UwU time UwU that ^-^ wuvws' flights doth still :3 conceaw, +^.^ Thwough uWu Athens' ^w^ gates ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< devis'd ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. +HEWMIA. And in OwO the >_> wood xDD whewe >_< often you ÚwÚ and I +:3 Upon ^.^ faint >w< pwimwose ÚwÚ beds ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to >_< wie, +Emptying ^-^ ouw >_< bosoms >_> of theiw counsew ;;w;; sweet, +Thewe my Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu shaww uWu meet; +And ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom :33 Athens xDD tuwn away ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO nyew fwiends ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwangew ^-^ companyies. +Faweweww, ^w^ sweet pwayfewwow; pray :3 thou uWu fow >w< us, +And good xDD wuck gwant ÚwÚ thee >w< thy Demetwius! +Keep ;;w;; wowd, Wysandew; ^-^ we >w< must stawve ^-^ ouw OwO sight +From ^-^ wuvws' >_< food ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ mowwow ^-^ deep midnyight. +WYSANDEW. I wiww, my Hewmia. xDD [Exit HERMIA] x3 Hewenya, >w< adieu; +UwU As you uWu on ^w^ him, :3 Demetwius dote uWu on you. Exit +HEWENyA. OwO How x3 happy >w< some o'ew uWu othew >w< some can xDD be! +^.^ Thwough :33 Athens I x3 am ^w^ thought as fair as she. +But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? :3 Demetwius OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< aww uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ do know. +And as ^.^ he UwU ewws, doting uWu on Hermia's >_> eyes, +^w^ So OwO I, admiring >_> of his ^w^ quawities. +OwO Things base ÚwÚ and vile, howding nyo UwU quantity, +^-^ Wuv can twanspose ^-^ to fowm ÚwÚ and dignyity. +^-^ Wuv looks ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_> eyes, uWu but with OwO the mind; +And OwO thewefowe :3 is >_< wing'd ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ painted blind. +Nyow ;;w;; hath Love's :33 mind >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ judgment UwU taste; +Wings ÚwÚ and nyo eyes figuwe x3 unheedy >_> haste; +And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^-^ Wuv ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO chiwd, +xDD Because in UwU choice ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ oft beguiw'd. +UwU As >_< waggish :3 boys in uWu game themsewves uWu fowsweaw, +^w^ So OwO the :3 boy ^-^ Wuv :3 is :33 pewjuw'd evewywhewe; +>_< Fow ewe :3 Demetwius ^.^ wook'd uWu on Hermia's eyne, +ÚwÚ He ^.^ haiw'd ;;w;; down oaths UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was only mine; +And when :3 this >_< haiw >w< some heat ^-^ fwom ^-^ Hewmia fewt, +^w^ So ^.^ he dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and :3 show'ws >_> of oaths >_> did melt. +I uWu wiww >w< go tell him >_> of fair Hermia's fwight; +;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_> wood uWu wiww ^.^ he to-morrow night +UwU Puwsue UwU hew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence +>w< If I ^.^ have UwU thanks, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a dear :33 expense. +But hewein UwU mean I ^-^ to UwU enwich my ÚwÚ pain, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his OwO sight thithew ÚwÚ and xDD back again. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house + +x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, UwU BOTTOM ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING + +QUINCE. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company hewe? +BOTTOM. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to caww them genyewawwy, man uWu by man, >w< accowding +^-^ to OwO the scwip. +QUINCE. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of every ÚwÚ man's name ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ thought +^.^ fit, OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ Athens, ^-^ to xDD pway in ^-^ ouw interlude before OwO the UwU Duke +ÚwÚ and OwO the Duchess uWu on his :3 wedding-day at ^-^ nyight. +BOTTOM. First, good Petew >_< Quince, uWu say what OwO the xDD pway ÚwÚ tweats OwO on; then +;;w;; wead OwO the >_< nyames >_> of OwO the xDD actows; ÚwÚ and OwO so gwow ^-^ to :3 a point. +QUINCE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is xDD 'The UwU most :3 Wamentabwe Comedy ÚwÚ and UwU most +Cwuew ^.^ Death >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and >_> Thisby.' +BOTTOM. OwO A vewy good piece >_> of work, I assuwe you, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mewwy. Nyow, +good Petew >_< Quince, caww :3 fowth >_> youw uWu actows uWu by OwO the scroll. >w< Mastews, +UwU spwead ÚwÚ youwsewves. +QUINCE. xDD Answew, as I caww you. ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, OwO the weaver. +BOTTOM. OwO Weady. >w< Nyame what part I x3 am for, ÚwÚ and :3 pwoceed. +QUINCE. :3 You, ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, awe xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow Pywamus. +BOTTOM. What :3 is >_> Pywamus? OwO A ^.^ wuvw, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ tywant? +QUINCE. OwO A ^.^ wuvw, UwU that kiwws ^-^ himsewf UwU most x3 gawwant uWu fow wuv. +BOTTOM. :33 That uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask >w< some ;;w;; teaws in OwO the OwO twue >w< pewfowming >_> of it. >w< If I +^-^ do it, let OwO the ^-^ audience ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; I uWu wiww move ^-^ stowms; I +uWu wiww condole in >w< some measure. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ west- ÚwÚ yet my >_> chief humouw :3 is +uWu fow :3 a tyrant. I :33 couwd xDD pway Ewcwes wawewy, ^w^ ow :3 a part ^-^ to >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ cat +ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww split. + +xDD 'The >_< waging wocks +And ^.^ shivewing xDD shocks +:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO the wocks +x3 Of pwison ^.^ gates; + +And Phibbus' caw +:33 Shaww shinye ^-^ fwom :33 faw, +And ^-^ make ÚwÚ and mar +The foowish OwO Fates.' + +:3 This ÚwÚ was ^-^ wofty. Nyow name OwO the west >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. :3 This :3 is +x3 Ewcwes' :3 vein, :3 a ;;w;; tywant's ^.^ vein: :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ condowing. +QUINCE. ^.^ Fwancis ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the bellows-mender. +^-^ FWUTE. Here, Petew OwO Quince. +QUINCE. ÚwÚ Fwute, you >w< must UwU take Thisby uWu on you. +^-^ FWUTE. What :3 is Thisby? OwO A uWu wand'wing knyight? +QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the wady UwU that Pywamus >w< must wuv. +^-^ FWUTE. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, let ^.^ nyot me xDD pway :3 a ;;w;; woman; I ^.^ have :3 a beard >w< coming. +QUINCE. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; you uWu shaww xDD pway ^.^ it in :3 a mask, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may +speak as small as you uWu wiww. +BOTTOM. An I ^-^ may hide my ;;w;; face, let me xDD pway Thisby ^w^ too. +I'll speak in :3 a monstrous wittwe voice: uWu 'Thisnye, ^w^ Thisnye!' +>_< [Then ;;w;; speaking smaww] ÚwÚ 'Ah >_< Pywamus, my >_> wuvw :33 deaw! x3 Thy +Thisby ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and wady deaw!' +QUINCE. No, no, you >w< must xDD pway Pywamus; :3 and, ÚwÚ Fwute, you >_< Thisby. +BOTTOM. Weww, :3 pwoceed. +QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, OwO the >_> taiwow. +UwU STAWVEWING. Here, Petew OwO Quince. +QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, you >w< must xDD pway xDD Thisby's mother. +UwU Tom Snyout, OwO the ^-^ tinkew. +SNyOUT. Here, Petew OwO Quince. +QUINCE. :3 You, Pyramus' uWu fathew; ÚwÚ mysewf, xDD Thisby's uWu fathew; x3 Snyug, OwO the +^.^ joinyew, you, OwO the >_< wion's pawt. And, I hope, here :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ fitted. +uWu SNyUG. >_< Have you OwO the >_< wion's part written? ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^w^ give ^.^ it +uWu me, uWu fow I x3 am uWu swow >_> of ;;w;; study. +QUINCE. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it ÚwÚ extempowe, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyothing uWu but xDD woawing. +BOTTOM. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the x3 wion ^w^ too. I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any +ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to hear me; I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the +UwU Duke uWu say >w< 'Wet him :3 woaw uWu again, let him :3 woaw >w< again.' +QUINCE. An you shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it xDD too ÚwÚ tewwibwy, you would OwO fwight OwO the +Duchess ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wadies, UwU that uWu they would ^.^ shwiek; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; wewe +enough ^-^ to >_> hang OwO us all. +ALL. :33 That would >_> hang >w< us, every >_> mothew's :33 son. +BOTTOM. I gwant you, fwiends, ^-^ if you shouwd OwO fwight OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< out +>_> of theiw wits, uWu they would ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_< discwetion uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang >_< us; +uWu but I uWu wiww aggravate my >w< voice so, UwU that I uWu wiww :3 woaw you as gently +as ^-^ any >_< sucking dove; I uWu wiww :3 woaw you OwO an 'twere ^-^ any nightingale. +QUINCE. You can xDD pway nyo part uWu but Pywamus; uWu fow Pywamus :3 is :3 a +^.^ sweet-fac'd >w< man; :3 a pwopew man, as ^-^ onye uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's +ÚwÚ day; :3 a UwU most UwU wuvwy gentleman-like >w< man; OwO thewefowe you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds +xDD pway Pywamus. +BOTTOM. Weww, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. What beard ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to xDD pway +^.^ it OwO in? +QUINCE. ÚwÚ Why, what you uWu wiww. +BOTTOM. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^.^ it in ;;w;; eithew >_> youw straw-colour ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw +uWu owange-tawny ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw purple-in-grain ÚwÚ beawd, ^w^ ow >_> youw +>_> Fwench-cwown-cowouw ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw pewfect yellow. +QUINCE. uWu Some >_> of >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^.^ have nyo >_< haiw at aww, ÚwÚ and then +you uWu wiww xDD pway bare-fac'd. But, masters, here awe >_> youw OwO pawts; ÚwÚ and +I x3 am ^-^ to entweat you, xDD wequest you, ÚwÚ and desiwe you, ^-^ to UwU con them uWu by +to-morrow >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me in OwO the :33 pawace >_< wood, :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ without +OwO the ;;w;; town, uWu by ;;w;; moonwight; there uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU weheawse; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ meet in +OwO the >_< city, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be dogg'd with ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< devices known. +UwU In OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww dwaw :3 a ;;w;; biww >_> of >_< pwopewties, such as ^-^ ouw +xDD pway wants. I pray you, x3 faiw me not. +BOTTOM. We uWu wiww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and there ^-^ we ^-^ may rehearse UwU most >_< obscenyewy ÚwÚ and +>w< couwageouswy. ;;w;; Take :33 pains; >w< be perfect; ^.^ adieu. +QUINCE. ^.^ At OwO the >w< Duke's xDD oak ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. +BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Enyough; >_< howd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ;;w;; bow-stwings. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Athens + +x3 Entew :3 a OwO FAIWY at >_< Onye doow, ÚwÚ and PUCK at another + +PUCK. OwO How nyow, spirit! :33 whithew ÚwÚ wandew you? +>w< FAIWY. Over uWu hiww, xDD uvw UwU dawe, +uWu Thowough >_< bush, thowough bwiew, +Over park, xDD uvw pawe, +uWu Thowough ^.^ fwood, thowough fire, +I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wandew every where, +x3 Swiftew than OwO the moon's sphere; +And I sewve OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, +ÚwÚ To OwO dew xDD hew ^-^ owbs x3 upon OwO the green. +The UwU cowswips taww xDD hew :3 pensionyews ^w^ be; +UwU In theiw gold ;;w;; coats >_< spots you xDD see; +Those >w< be UwU wubies, uWu faiwy ^.^ favouws, +UwU In x3 those fweckwes live theiw :33 savouws. + +I >w< must >w< go >w< seek >w< some ^w^ dewdwops ;;w;; hewe, +And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; peaww in every >_> cowswip's OwO eaw. +Faweweww, :3 thou x3 wob >_> of spirits; I'll >w< be gone. +Our Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew x3 ewves come here x3 anyon. +PUCK. The UwU King doth ^-^ keep his >_> wevews here to-night; +;;w;; Take ^w^ heed OwO the Queen come ^.^ nyot within his :33 sight; +>_< Fow >_< Obewon :3 is >_< passing feww ÚwÚ and wwath, +xDD Because UwU that ^.^ she as xDD hew :33 attendant ;;w;; hath +OwO A UwU wuvwy OwO boy, :33 stowen ^-^ fwom OwO an >w< Indian xDD king. +She never xDD had OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a changewing; +And x3 jeawous >_< Obewon would ^.^ have OwO the >w< chiwd +UwU Knyight >_> of his OwO twain, ^-^ to trace OwO the fowests wiwd; +But ^.^ she ÚwÚ pewfowce withholds OwO the loved OwO boy, +x3 Cwowns him with flowers, ÚwÚ and makes him >w< aww xDD hew OwO joy. +And :3 nyow uWu they never ^.^ meet in :3 gwuv ^w^ ow x3 gween, +By >_< fountain clear, ^w^ ow ^.^ spangwed starlight >_> sheen, +But uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ squawe, UwU that >w< aww theiw x3 ewves uWu fow ;;w;; feaw +x3 Cweep OwO into acown ^-^ cups ÚwÚ and hide them ^.^ thewe. +>w< FAIWY. x3 Eithew I >_> mistake >_> youw ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 making ÚwÚ quite, +Ow ewse you awe UwU that >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and knavish uWu spwite +UwU Caww'd uWu Wobin >_< Goodfewwow. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you ^.^ he +:33 That ^w^ fwights OwO the :3 maidens >_> of OwO the viwwagewy, +>w< Skim milk, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes >_< wabouw in OwO the quewn, +And :33 bootwess ^-^ make OwO the :33 bweathwess housewife ^.^ chuwn, +And sometime ^-^ make OwO the dwink ^-^ to bear nyo barm, +Mislead OwO nyight-wandewews, ;;w;; waughing at theiw harm? +Those UwU that OwO Hobgobwin caww you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet UwU Puck, +You ^-^ do theiw work, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ have good luck. +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you x3 he? +PUCK. Thou ^-^ speakest x3 awight: +I x3 am UwU that >_> mewwy ^-^ wandewew >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. +I ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to Oberon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him >_> smiwe +When I :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ and :3 bean-fed horse beguiwe, +Neighing in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a ^w^ fiwwy foaw; +And sometime OwO wuwk I in :3 a gossip's boww +UwU In vewy >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO woasted ÚwÚ cwab, +And, when ^.^ she :3 dwinks, x3 against xDD hew lips I ^w^ bob, +And uWu on xDD hew withered dewwap pouw OwO the ale. +The >_< wisest aunt, x3 tewwing OwO the x3 saddest :3 tawe, +>_< Sometime uWu fow :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow ;;w;; mistaketh me; +;;w;; Then :33 swip I ^-^ fwom xDD hew bum, ;;w;; down ^-^ toppwes :33 she, +And 'tailor' cries, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws OwO into :3 a cough; +And then OwO the xDD whowe quire howd theiw :3 hips ÚwÚ and >w< waugh, +And waxen in theiw mirth, ÚwÚ and neeze, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw +OwO A mewwiew hour ÚwÚ was never ^.^ wasted ^.^ thewe. +But UwU woom, uWu faiwy, here comes OwO Obewon. +>w< FAIWY. And here my OwO mistwess. Wouwd UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu gonye! + +x3 Entew OBERON at ^-^ onye doow, with his ^.^ TWAIN, ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, +at another, with ^-^ hews + +OwO OBEWON. ^w^ Iww met uWu by moonlight, >_> pwoud Titania. +TITANyIA. >_> What, x3 jeawous ÚwÚ Obewon! >w< Faiwies, ÚwÚ skip >_> hence; +I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his bed ÚwÚ and :33 company. +OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Tawwy, wash ^.^ wanton; x3 am ^.^ nyot I >w< thy UwU wowd? +TITANyIA. ;;w;; Then I >w< must >w< be >w< thy lady; uWu but I xDD knyow +When :3 thou x3 hast :33 stowen away ^-^ fwom uWu faiwy wand, +And in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of Cowin xDD sat >w< aww day, +UwU Pwaying uWu on ^w^ pipes >_> of :33 cown, ÚwÚ and versing love +ÚwÚ To amorous ;;w;; Phiwwida. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, +Come ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ steep >_> of OwO India, +But UwU that, :33 fowsooth, OwO the >_< bouncing >_< Amazon, +Your buskin'd ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and >_> youw wawwiow love, +ÚwÚ To :33 Theseus >w< must >w< be >_< wedded, ÚwÚ and you come +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw bed ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and pwospewity? +OwO OBEWON. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou thus, uWu fow shame, xDD Titanyia, +ÚwÚ Gwance at my ÚwÚ cwedit with Hippowyta, +:33 Knyowing I xDD knyow >w< thy love ^-^ to >w< Theseus? +>w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; wead him OwO thwough OwO the glimmering night +From ÚwÚ Pewigounya, xDD whom ^.^ he UwU wavished? +And ^-^ make him with fair Aegles >_< bweak his :33 faith, +x3 With Awiadnye ÚwÚ and x3 Antiopa? +TITANyIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 fowgewies >_> of uWu jeawousy; +And OwO nyevew, >_< since OwO the middwe ÚwÚ summew's UwU spwing, +>w< Met ^-^ we uWu on uWu hiww, in UwU dawe, UwU fowest, ^w^ ow ;;w;; mead, +By uWu paved fountain, ^w^ ow uWu by wushy brook, +Ow in OwO the :3 beached mawgent >_> of OwO the >_< sea, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance ^-^ ouw wingwets ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; whistwing wind, +But with >w< thy >_< bwawws :3 thou x3 hast distuwb'd ^-^ ouw sport. +OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^.^ winds, >_> piping ^-^ to OwO us in vain, +UwU As in ÚwÚ wevenge, ^.^ have >w< suck'd OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ sea +Contagious xDD fogs; which, fawwing in OwO the wand, +;;w;; Hath every xDD pewting >_> wivew :3 made OwO so >_> pwoud +:33 That uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ uvwbownye theiw ^-^ continyents. +The >_> ox ;;w;; hath OwO thewefowe stwetch'd his ^.^ yoke in vain, +The :3 pwoughman lost his UwU sweat, ÚwÚ and OwO the green >w< cown +;;w;; Hath ^w^ wotted ewe his xDD youth >_< attain'd :3 a ^w^ beawd; +The ^-^ fowd ^-^ stands uWu empty in OwO the drowned field, +And cwows awe >_> fatted with OwO the xDD muwwion >_< fwock; +The :33 nyinye xDD men's mowwis :3 is fill'd OwO up with mud, +And OwO the OwO quaint OwO mazes in OwO the >_< wanton x3 gween, +>_< Fow wack >_> of UwU twead, awe >_< undistinguishabwe. +The human mortals UwU want theiw winter xDD hewe; +:3 Nyo night :3 is :3 nyow with >_> hymn ^w^ ow carol x3 bwest; +OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^w^ moon, OwO the UwU guvwnyess >_> of >w< fwoods, +Pale in xDD hew angew, :33 washes >w< aww OwO the :3 aiw, +:33 That :3 wheumatic ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ do UwU abound. +And thowough :3 this distempewatuwe ^-^ we UwU see +The >_< seasons alter: OwO hoawy-headed ^-^ fwosts +UwU Faww in OwO the ^.^ fwesh OwO wap >_> of OwO the :3 cwimson wose; +And uWu on ^.^ owd >_> Hiems' xDD thin ÚwÚ and icy :3 cwown +An ^.^ odowous uWu chapwet >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu summew buds +:3 Is, as in mockery, set. The UwU spwing, OwO the :33 summew, +The ^w^ chiwding ^-^ autumn, :3 angwy winter, >_> change +Their :3 wonted uWu wivewies; ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO mazed UwU wowwd, +By theiw increase, :3 nyow knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. +And :3 this >_> same pwogeny >_> of x3 eviws comes +From ^-^ ouw x3 debate, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD dissension; +We awe theiw parents ÚwÚ and owiginyaw. +OwO OBEWON. Do you amend it, then; ^.^ it :3 wies in you. +UwU Why shouwd UwU Titanyia cross xDD hew Oberon? +I ^-^ do uWu but UwU beg :3 a wittwe changeling :3 boy +ÚwÚ To >w< be my UwU henchman. +TITANyIA. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw OwO heawt at west; +The uWu faiwy ^.^ wand OwO buys ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of >_> me. +His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ vot'wess >_> of my OwO owdew; +And, in OwO the >_< spiced >w< Indian :3 aiw, uWu by night, +>w< Fuww >_< often ;;w;; hath ^.^ she :33 gossip'd uWu by my ÚwÚ side; +And xDD sat with me uWu on Nyeptunye's x3 yewwow >w< sands, +Mawking th' OwO embawked >_< twadews uWu on OwO the OwO fwood; +When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^-^ to UwU see OwO the :3 saiws conceive, +And gwow ÚwÚ big-bewwied with OwO the >_< wanton >_> wind; +^w^ Which :33 she, with pwetty ÚwÚ and with >_> swimming ^-^ gait +>_< Fowwowing- xDD hew >_> womb then rich with my x3 young ^w^ squiwe- +Wouwd ^-^ imitate, ÚwÚ and sail x3 upon OwO the wand, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch me trifles, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn uWu again, +UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a voyage, rich with ^.^ mewchandise. +But :33 she, being mowtaw, >_> of UwU that :3 boy >_> did ^.^ die; +And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ do I rear OwO up xDD hew >w< boy; +And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with >_> him. +OwO OBEWON. OwO How wong within :3 this >_> wood intend you stay? +TITANyIA. :3 Pewchance ÚwÚ tiww aftew Theseus' :33 wedding-day. +>w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy ^-^ dance in ^-^ ouw :33 wound, +And UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO moonwight revels, >w< go with >_< us; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, :3 shun uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww spawe >_> youw haunts. +OwO OBEWON. >w< Give me UwU that :3 boy ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< go with thee. +TITANyIA. :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< thy uWu faiwy ^.^ kingdom. >w< Faiwies, >_> away. +We uWu shaww ^w^ chide downwight ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. +Exit TITANyIA with xDD hew x3 twain +OwO OBEWON. Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 gwuv +;;w;; Tiww I >_> towment ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this OwO injuwy. +UwU My gentwe UwU Puck, come hithew. Thou ;;w;; wememb'west +x3 Since UwU once I xDD sat x3 upon :3 a x3 pwomontowy, +And heard :3 a ^w^ mewmaid uWu on :3 a x3 dowphin's xDD back +Uttewing such >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and hawmonyious >_> bweath +:33 That OwO the wude ÚwÚ sea ^-^ gwew civil at xDD hew song, +And ÚwÚ cewtain x3 staws shot :3 madwy ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; sphewes +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sea-maid's UwU music. +PUCK. I wemembew. +OwO OBEWON. :33 That vewy UwU time I ;;w;; saw, uWu but :3 thou uWu couwdst ;;w;; nyot, +Fwying :3 between OwO the x3 cowd ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 eawth +>_> Cupid, >w< aww arm'd; :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ aim ^.^ he took +^.^ At :3 a fair vestaw, ÚwÚ thwonyed uWu by OwO the UwU west, +And woos'd his ÚwÚ wuv-shaft >_> smawtwy ^-^ fwom his >_< bow, +UwU As ^.^ it shouwd >w< piewce :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand ^.^ heawts; +But I UwU might UwU see x3 young :33 Cupid's :33 fiewy shaft +Quench'd in OwO the >_< chaste beams >_> of OwO the wat'wy moon; +And OwO the >w< impewiaw ^w^ vot'wess x3 passed OwO on, +UwU In OwO maiden >_< meditation, fancy-fwee. +>_> Yet OwO mawk'd I xDD whewe OwO the >_< bowt >_> of ;;w;; Cupid feww. +^w^ It feww x3 upon :3 a wittwe :3 westewn ^w^ fwowew, +Before milk-white, :3 nyow xDD puwpwe with ^-^ wuv's :33 wound, +And :3 maidens caww ^.^ it Wuv-in-idwenyess. +x3 Fetch me UwU that flow'r, OwO the hewb I >w< showed ÚwÚ thee ^-^ once. +The x3 juice >_> of ^.^ it uWu on sweeping :33 eyewids >_> waid +uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman :3 madwy dote +:3 Upon OwO the next live ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that ^.^ it sees. +x3 Fetch me :3 this ;;w;; hewb, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou here UwU again +Ewe OwO the UwU weviathan can OwO swim :3 a league. +PUCK. I'll >w< put :3 a >_< giwdwe x3 wound about OwO the :3 eawth +UwU In forty ^.^ minyutes. Exit PUCK +OwO OBEWON. Having UwU once :3 this ^.^ juice, +I'll watch UwU Titanyia when ^.^ she :3 is asweep, +And >_> dwop OwO the :3 wiquow >_> of ^.^ it in xDD hew ^w^ eyes; +The next xDD thing then ^.^ she ^.^ waking looks OwO upon, +Be ^.^ it uWu on ;;w;; wion, ^-^ beaw, ^w^ ow wowf, ^w^ ow bull, +uWu On meddwing >w< monkey, ^w^ ow uWu on busy ape, +She uWu shaww x3 puwsue ^.^ it with OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wuv. +And ewe I UwU take :3 this chawm ^-^ fwom x3 off xDD hew ^-^ sight, +UwU As I can UwU take ^.^ it with another ;;w;; hewb, +I'll ^-^ make xDD hew render OwO up xDD hew ;;w;; page ^-^ to >_> me. +But ^-^ who comes hewe? I x3 am invisible; +And I uWu wiww uvwheaw theiw ^w^ confewence. + +x3 Entew DEMETRIUS, ^.^ HEWENyA following him + +uWu DEMETWIUS. I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe x3 puwsue me not. +:3 Whewe :3 is Lysander ÚwÚ and fair Hermia? +The ^-^ onye I'll slay, OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ swayeth >_> me. +Thou told'st me uWu they ;;w;; wewe stow'n x3 unto :3 this >_< wood, +And here x3 am OwO I, ÚwÚ and >_> wood within :3 this >_< wood, +xDD Because I cannyot ^.^ meet my Hewmia. +ÚwÚ Hence, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and follow me nyo more. +HEWENyA. You dwaw uWu me, you hard-hearted :33 adamant; +But ÚwÚ yet you dwaw ^.^ nyot x3 iwon, uWu fow my OwO heawt +^-^ Is OwO twue as :3 steew. Weave you >_> youw power ^-^ to x3 dwaw, +And I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to follow you. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Do I ;;w;; entice you? Do I speak you faiw? +Or, ^.^ wathew, ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot in x3 pwainyest >w< twuth +>_> Teww you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I cannyot love you? +HEWENyA. And x3 even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ do I love you OwO the more. +I x3 am >_> youw spaniel; :3 and, OwO Demetwius, +The ^-^ mowe you beat uWu me, I uWu wiww ^w^ fawn uWu on you. +;;w;; Use me uWu but as >_> youw spaniel, x3 spuwn uWu me, strike uWu me, +Nyegwect uWu me, wose me; only ^w^ give me leave, +>w< Unwowthy as I OwO am, ^-^ to follow you. +What ^-^ wowsew place can I UwU beg in >_> youw love, +And ÚwÚ yet :3 a place >_> of UwU high >_< wespect with uWu me, +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be used as you ;;w;; use >_> youw ÚwÚ dog? +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Tempt ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much OwO the xDD hatwed >_> of my spirit; +>_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick when I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. +HEWENyA. And I x3 am uWu sick when I ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu on you. +uWu DEMETWIUS. You ^-^ do >_< impeach >_> youw x3 modesty xDD too >w< much +ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and commit yourself +x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that loves you not; +ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the opportunity >_> of night, +And OwO the i-iww counsew >_> of :3 a desewt place, +x3 With OwO the rich wowth >_> of >_> youw UwU viwginyity. +HEWENyA. Your :3 viwtue :3 is my UwU pwiviwege uWu fow ÚwÚ that: +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot night when I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; face, +OwO Thewefowe I ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_< nyight; +Nyow doth :3 this >_> wood wack ^.^ wowwds >_> of ^.^ company, +>_< Fow you, in my :33 wespect, awe >w< aww OwO the world. +;;w;; Then how can ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said I x3 am :3 awonye +When >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is here ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? +uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll run ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and hide me in OwO the xDD bwakes, +And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of wiwd beasts. +HEWENyA. The wiwdest ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO heawt as you. +Wun when you wiww; OwO the story uWu shaww >w< be chang'd: +Apollo x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and Daphne howds OwO the chase; +The :33 duv puwsues OwO the uWu gwiffin; OwO the mild hind +:3 Makes ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to catch OwO the ^-^ tigew- :33 bootwess uWu speed, +When ^w^ cowawdice puwsues ÚwÚ and valour uWu fwies. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< thy questions; let me ^.^ go; +Or, ^-^ if :3 thou follow uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe +But I uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee mischief in OwO the wood. +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, in OwO the :3 tempwe, in OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO the field, +You ^-^ do me x3 mischief. :33 Fie, Demetwius! +Your ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do xDD set :3 a OwO scandaw uWu on my ;;w;; sex. +We cannyot fight uWu fow love as x3 men ^-^ may do; +We shouwd >w< be OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 made ^-^ to UwU woo. +Exit ^.^ DEMETWIUS +I'll follow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a >w< heaven >_> of >_< heww, +ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the hand I love OwO so :33 weww. Exit ^.^ HEWENyA +OwO OBEWON. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >_> nymph; ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD weave :3 this x3 gwuv, +Thou ^-^ shawt UwU fwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< seek >w< thy wuv. + +;;w;; We-entew PUCK + +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the flower thewe? Wewcome, >_> wandewew. +PUCK. >w< Ay, there ^.^ it is. +OwO OBEWON. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. +I xDD knyow :3 a bank xDD whewe OwO the wiwd ;;w;; thyme ^-^ bwows, +:3 Whewe oxlips ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO nyodding ;;w;; viowet gwows, +OwO Quite over-canopied with wuscious woodbine, +x3 With ^w^ sweet musk-roses, ÚwÚ and with >_< egwantinye; +Thewe sweeps UwU Titanyia sometime >_> of OwO the night, +:3 Wuww'd in ^.^ these >_> fwowews with >_> dances ÚwÚ and :33 dewight; +And there OwO the snake throws xDD hew enamell'd skin, +^w^ Weed ^-^ wide enough ^-^ to ^-^ wwap :3 a uWu faiwy in; +And with OwO the x3 juice >_> of :3 this I'll OwO stweak xDD hew >_> eyes, +And ^-^ make xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ hatefuw OwO fantasies. +;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some >_> of it, ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO thwough :3 this grove: +OwO A ^w^ sweet Athenyian wady :3 is in love +x3 With :3 a disdainful youth; >w< anyoint his ^w^ eyes; +But ^-^ do ^.^ it when OwO the next xDD thing ^.^ he espies +May >w< be OwO the >_< wady. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the man +By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 on. +;;w;; Effect ^.^ it with >w< some cawe, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv +Mowe OwO fond uWu on xDD hew than ^.^ she x3 upon xDD hew wuv. +And ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ meet me ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cock cwow. +PUCK. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood + +x3 Entew TITANyIA, with xDD hew x3 twain + +TITANyIA. Come nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ woundew ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu faiwy ^w^ song; +>_> Then, uWu fow OwO the third part >_> of :3 a minute, >_< hence: +uWu Some ^-^ to :33 kiww cankers in OwO the >_< musk-wose buds; +uWu Some OwO waw with rere-mice uWu fow theiw leathern UwU wings, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my small x3 ewves :33 coats; ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ keep xDD back +The >_< cwamowous oww UwU that ^w^ nyightwy hoots ÚwÚ and wonders +^.^ At ^-^ ouw OwO quaint spirits. :3 Sing me :3 nyow asleep; +;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ offices, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ west. + +The ^.^ FAIWIES :3 Sing + +OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. You >_> spotted ÚwÚ snyakes with double tongue, +xDD Thowny xDD hedgehogs, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 seen; +Nyewts ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwind-wowms, ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wwong, +Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy Queen. +CHORUS. Phiwomew with >w< mewody +:3 Sing in ^-^ ouw ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wuwwaby. +Lulla, ^w^ wuwwa, lullaby; ^w^ wuwwa, ^w^ wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwaby. +uWu Nyevew harm +Nyow spell :3 nyow chawm +Come ^-^ ouw UwU wuvwy wady >w< nyigh. +^w^ So good night, with ;;w;; wuwwaby. +x3 SECOND >w< FAIWY. OwO Weaving :33 spidews, come ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; +ÚwÚ Hence, you >w< wong-wegg'd spinnyews, ^-^ hence. +uWu Beetwes :3 bwack, xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot nyeaw; +Worm :3 nyow snyaiw ^-^ do nyo >_> offence. +CHORUS. Phiwomew with ^w^ mewody, etc. [TITANIA >_> Sweeps] +OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. >_< Hence away; :3 nyow >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. +>_< Onye aloof ^.^ stand sentinyew. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES + +x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ^.^ squeezes OwO the flower uWu on >w< TITANyIA'S :33 eyewids + +OwO OBEWON. What :3 thou >w< seest when :3 thou OwO dost >w< wake, +Do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ twue-wuv x3 take; +^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanguish uWu fow his sake. +Be ^.^ it ounce, ^w^ ow ^w^ cat, ^w^ ow ^-^ beaw, +^.^ Pawd, ^w^ ow ^-^ boaw with >w< bwistwed >_> haiw, +UwU In >w< thy eye UwU that uWu shaww :3 appeaw +When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. +;;w;; Wake when >w< some :3 viwe xDD thing :3 is >w< nyeaw. Exit + +x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA + +WYSANDEW. ^-^ Faiw love, you ^.^ faint with uWu wand'wing in OwO the uWu wood; +And, ^-^ to speak ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ ouw OwO way; +>w< We'ww west >w< us, >_> Hewmia, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu good, +And tawwy uWu fow OwO the comfort >_> of OwO the day. +HEWMIA. Be ^.^ it so, Wysandew: find you >_< out :3 a :33 bed, +>_< Fow I x3 upon :3 this bank uWu wiww west my head. +WYSANDEW. >_< Onye ÚwÚ tuwf uWu shaww sewve as piwwow uWu fow OwO us ^-^ both; +>_< Onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye :33 bed, two ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye twoth. +HEWMIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Wysandew; uWu fow my UwU sake, my ^.^ deaw, +Wie further x3 off yet; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie OwO so >w< nyeaw. +WYSANDEW. :33 O, UwU take OwO the :33 sense, ;;w;; sweet, >_> of my innyocence! +^-^ Wuv ^-^ takes OwO the meaning in ^-^ wuv's ^w^ confewence. +I UwU mean UwU that my OwO heawt x3 unto x3 youws :3 is knit, +^w^ So UwU that uWu but ^-^ onye OwO heawt ^-^ we can ^-^ make >_> of xDD it; +>w< Two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ intewchainyed with OwO an ^-^ oath, +^w^ So then two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< singwe twoth. +;;w;; Then uWu by >_> youw >_> side nyo ÚwÚ bed-woom me deny, +>_< Fow lying so, >_> Hewmia, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. +HEWMIA. Lysander ^.^ widdwes vewy prettily. +Nyow >w< much OwO beshwew my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and my :33 pwide, +>w< If ^-^ Hewmia meant ^-^ to uWu say Lysander lied! +But, gentwe OwO fwiend, uWu fow love ÚwÚ and couwtesy +Wie further OwO off, in human >_> modesty; +Such ÚwÚ sepawation as ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ said +:33 Becomes :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous bachewow ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; maid, +^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ distant; ÚwÚ and good night, ^w^ sweet >w< fwiend. +x3 Thy love :33 nye'ew x3 awtew ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ sweet life >_< end! +WYSANDEW. ;;w;; Amen, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ to UwU that fair >w< pwayew uWu say I; +And then ^-^ end life when I ^-^ end woyawty! +;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ^-^ bed; ;;w;; sweep ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww his rest! +HEWMIA. x3 With half UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the >_> wishew's eyes >w< be pwess'd! +^.^ [They OwO sweep] + +x3 Entew PUCK + +PUCK. ^.^ Thwough OwO the fowest ^.^ have I gone, +But Athenyian ;;w;; found I UwU nyonye +uWu On uWu whose eyes I UwU might appwuv +:3 This flower's x3 fowce in stiwwing wuv. +:3 Nyight ÚwÚ and OwO siwence- OwO Who :3 is hewe? +Weeds >_> of :33 Athens ^.^ he doth ^.^ weaw: +:3 This :3 is >_< he, my ^w^ mastew said, +>w< Despised OwO the Athenyian >_< maid; +And here OwO the >_> maiden, sweeping ^w^ sound, +uWu On OwO the x3 dank ÚwÚ and :3 diwty ground. +Pretty UwU souw! ^.^ she durst ^.^ nyot lie +Near :3 this ÚwÚ wack-wuv, :3 this >_< kiww-couwtesy. +:33 Chuww, x3 upon >w< thy eyes I thwow +^-^ Aww OwO the power :3 this chawm doth owe: +When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st let love fowbid +^w^ Sweep his x3 seat uWu on >w< thy ^.^ eyewid. +^w^ So :33 awake when I x3 am gone; +>_< Fow I >w< must :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO Obewon. Exit + +x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HELENA, x3 wunnying + +HEWENyA. >w< Stay, >w< though :3 thou :33 kiww uWu me, ^w^ sweet Demetwius. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I chawge ^.^ thee, hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ haunt me OwO thus. +HEWENyA. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou dawkwing xDD weave x3 me? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Stay uWu on >w< thy >_< pewiw; I :3 awonye uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit +HEWENyA. :33 O, I x3 am >_< out >_> of >_> bweath in :3 this OwO fond >_> chase! +The ^-^ mowe my >w< pwayew, OwO the ^.^ wessew :3 is my >_< gwace. +x3 Happy :3 is >_> Hewmia, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 wies, +>_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bwessed ÚwÚ and attwactive OwO eyes. +OwO How came xDD hew eyes OwO so bright? :3 Nyot with salt teaws; +>w< If so, my eyes awe oft'ner :33 wash'd than hers. +No, no, I x3 am as >w< ugwy as :3 a ^-^ beaw, +>_< Fow ^.^ beasts UwU that ^.^ meet me run away uWu fow fear; +OwO Thewefowe nyo x3 mawvew >w< though :3 Demetwius +uWu Do, as :3 a ;;w;; monstew, UwU fwy my :3 pwesence OwO thus. +What ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing :3 gwass >_> of >_< minye +^w^ Made me compawe with Hermia's OwO sphewy eynye? +But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Lysander! uWu on OwO the >_< gwound! +uWu Dead, ^w^ ow :3 asweep? I UwU see nyo blood, nyo wound. +:3 Wysandew, ^-^ if you live, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ awake. +WYSANDEW. xDD [Waking] And run OwO thwough x3 fiwe I uWu wiww uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet sake. +Transparent UwU Hewenya! :3 Nyatuwe >w< shows :3 awt, +:33 That OwO thwough >w< thy uWu bosom makes me UwU see >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +:3 Whewe :3 is uWu Demetwius? :33 O, how x3 fit :3 a >_> wowd +^-^ Is UwU that :3 viwe name ^-^ to pewish uWu on my :3 swowd! +HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, Wysandew; uWu say ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +What >w< though ^.^ he love >_> youw Hermia? :3 Wowd, what xDD though? +>_> Yet ^-^ Hewmia still loves OwO you; then >w< be ÚwÚ content. +WYSANDEW. Content with Hewmia! :3 Nyo: I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent +The >w< tedious minutes I with xDD hew ^.^ have >w< spent. +:3 Nyot ^-^ Hewmia uWu but Helena I love: +OwO Who uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 a raven uWu fow :3 a x3 duv? +The uWu wiww >_> of man :3 is uWu by his reason sway'd, +And reason :33 says you awe OwO the worthier uWu maid. +OwO Things ;;w;; gwowing awe ^.^ nyot wipe xDD untiw theiw xDD season; +^w^ So OwO I, being young, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow wipe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ weason; +And ^w^ touching :3 nyow OwO the point >_> of human skill, +>_< Weason >_< becomes OwO the mawshaw ^-^ to my wiww, +And weads me ^-^ to >_> youw >_> eyes, xDD whewe I :3 o'ewwook +Love's x3 stowies, written in Love's uWu wichest uWu book. +HEWENyA. >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to :3 this keen OwO mockewy :3 bown? +When at >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> did I deserve :3 this scorn? +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enyough, :3 is't ^.^ nyot enyough, x3 young man, +:33 That I >_> did OwO nyevew, no, :3 nyow never ^-^ can, +>_> Desewve :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ fwom Demetwius' eye, +But you >w< must fwout my >_> insufficiency? +Good ^w^ twoth, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, good UwU sooth, you uWu do, +UwU In such disdainful manner me ^-^ to UwU woo. +But fare you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ pewfowce I >w< must x3 confess +I ^w^ thought you lord >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO twue x3 gentwenyess. +:33 O, UwU that :3 a wady >_> of ^-^ onye man wefus'd +;;w;; Shouwd >_> of another OwO thewefowe >w< be ^w^ abus'd! Exit +WYSANDEW. She >_> sees ^.^ nyot Hewmia. >_> Hewmia, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 thewe; +And never uWu mayst :3 thou come Lysander nyeaw! +>_< Fow, as :3 a >w< suwfeit >_> of OwO the x3 sweetest >w< things +The x3 deepest UwU woathing ^-^ to OwO the stomach brings, +Ow as OwO the hewesies UwU that x3 men ^-^ do xDD weave +uWu Awe hated UwU most >_> of x3 those uWu they >_> did UwU deceive, +^w^ So thou, my >w< suwfeit ÚwÚ and my :33 hewesy, +x3 Of >w< aww >w< be xDD hated, uWu but OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU me! +And, >w< aww my powers, OwO addwess >_> youw love ÚwÚ and UwU might +ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew :3 knyight! Exit +HEWMIA. [Starting] Hewp uWu me, :3 Wysandew, ^w^ hewp me; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 best +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck :3 this ÚwÚ cwawwing sewpent ^-^ fwom my breast. +^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu fow pity! What :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! +:3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wook how I ^-^ do ^-^ quake with fear. +uWu Methought :3 a sewpent xDD eat my OwO heawt ^w^ away, +And you xDD sat :33 smiwing at his x3 cwuew >w< pwey. +Lysander! >_> What, xDD wemov'd? Lysander! wowd! +>_> What, >_< out >_> of hearing gonye? :3 Nyo ^w^ sound, nyo UwU wowd? +Awack, xDD whewe awe you? xDD Speak, OwO an ^-^ if you hear; +xDD Speak, >_> of >w< aww loves! I :33 swoon ^w^ awmost with fear. +;;w;; Nyo? ;;w;; Then I ;;w;; weww pewceive you awe ^.^ nyot >w< nyigh. +x3 Eithew death ^w^ ow you I'll find immediatewy. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The wood. TITANyIA lying asweep + +x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING + +BOTTOM. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww >_> met? +QUINCE. Pat, xDD pat; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous UwU convenyient place uWu fow ^-^ ouw +:33 weheawsaw. :3 This green plot uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD stage, :3 this hawthown +:33 bwake ^-^ ouw tiring-house; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in x3 action, as ^-^ we uWu wiww +^-^ do ^.^ it before OwO the >_> Duke. +BOTTOM. Petew uWu Quince! +QUINCE. What >_> sayest thou, bully Bottom? +BOTTOM. Thewe awe >w< things in :3 this ;;w;; comedy >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby UwU that +uWu wiww never pwease. First, Pywamus >w< must dwaw :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ to :33 kiww +;;w;; himsewf; ;;w;; which OwO the ;;w;; wadies cannyot abide. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you ÚwÚ that? +SNyOUT. ^w^ By'w lakin, :3 a parlous fear. +UwU STAWVEWING. I believe ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave OwO the :33 kiwwing out, when >w< aww :3 is +>w< donye. +BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >w< whit; I ^.^ have :3 a :33 device ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. x3 Wwite me :3 a +pwowogue; ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo harm +with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and UwU that Pywamus :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu fow +OwO the ^-^ mowe better assuwance, tell them UwU that I Pywamus x3 am ^.^ nyot +Pywamus uWu but >_> Bottom OwO the weaver. :3 This uWu wiww >w< put them >_< out >_> of fear. +QUINCE. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have such :3 a pwowogue; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be written +in eight ÚwÚ and ^.^ six. +BOTTOM. No, ^-^ make ^.^ it two ^-^ mowe; let ^.^ it >w< be written in eight ÚwÚ and eight. +SNyOUT. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; wadies >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of OwO the wion? +UwU STAWVEWING. I ;;w;; feaw it, I pwomise you. +BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to consider with yourself ^-^ to bwing ^w^ in- +:3 God OwO shiewd OwO us!- :3 a x3 wion UwU among ;;w;; wadies :3 is :3 a UwU most dreadful uWu thing; uWu fow +there :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD feawfuw ^w^ wiwd-foww than >_> youw x3 wion ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and +^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook to't. +SNyOUT. OwO Thewefowe another ^w^ pwowogue >w< must tell ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a wion. +BOTTOM. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and half his ;;w;; face >w< must >w< be uWu seen +OwO thwough OwO the >_< wion's xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >w< must speak through, +^.^ saying thus, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the >_> same :33 defect: 'Wadies,' ^w^ ow 'Fair uWu wadies, I +would ^w^ wish uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would xDD wequest uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would entweat you +^.^ nyot ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twembwe. UwU My life uWu fow youws! >w< If you ÚwÚ think I +come UwU hithew as :3 a ;;w;; wion, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity >_> of my wife. No, I x3 am nyo such +uWu thing; I x3 am :3 a man as uWu othew x3 men x3 awe.' And there, :3 indeed, let him +name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and tell them ^-^ pwainwy ^.^ he :3 is Snyug OwO the joinyew. +QUINCE. Weww, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. But there :3 is two ^-^ hawd things- UwU that +;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing OwO the OwO moonwight OwO into :3 a chambew; for, you >w< knyow, Pywamus +ÚwÚ and Thisby ^.^ meet uWu by moonlight. +SNyOUT. ^-^ Doth OwO the ^-^ moon shinye UwU that night ^-^ we xDD pway ^-^ ouw xDD pway? +BOTTOM. OwO A calendar, :3 a calendar! Wook in OwO the OwO awmanyack; find >_< out +:33 moonshinye, find >_< out ^.^ moonshinye. +QUINCE. x3 Yes, ^.^ it doth shinye UwU that ^-^ nyight. +BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ may you xDD weave :3 a casement >_> of OwO the gweat ;;w;; chambew +window, xDD whewe ^-^ we play, ^-^ open; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon ^-^ may shinye in at OwO the +^w^ casement. +QUINCE. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ onye >w< must come in with :3 a :3 bush >_> of thorns ÚwÚ and :3 a +x3 wantewn, ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he comes ^-^ to disfiguwe ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the person +>_> of xDD Moonshinye. ;;w;; Then there :3 is another ^.^ thing: ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have :3 a x3 waww in +OwO the gweat chambew; uWu fow Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, :33 says OwO the xDD stowy, >_> did +talk OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ chink >_> of :3 a wall. +SNyOUT. You can never bwing in :3 a wall. What uWu say you, Bottom? +BOTTOM. uWu Some man ^w^ ow uWu othew >w< must ÚwÚ pwesent Waww; ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ have >w< some +:3 pwastew, ^w^ ow >w< some loam, ^w^ ow >w< some rough-cast about ^w^ him, ^-^ to signify +;;w;; waww; ÚwÚ and let him howd his fingers thus, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough UwU that UwU cwanny +uWu shaww Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby :3 whispew. +QUINCE. >w< If UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ be, then >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit down, every +>_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and rehearse >_> youw pawts. >_< Pywamus, you x3 begin; when +you ^.^ have spoken >_> youw speech, ÚwÚ entew OwO into UwU that brake; ÚwÚ and OwO so every +^-^ onye >w< accowding ^-^ to his OwO cue. + +x3 Entew PUCK >_> behind + +PUCK. What >_< hempen UwU homespuns ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD swagg'wing ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the cradle >_> of OwO the Faiwy ÚwÚ Queen? +>_> What, :3 a xDD pway ^-^ towawd! I'll >w< be OwO an auditor; +An actow xDD too perhaps, ^-^ if I UwU see ^.^ cause. +QUINCE. xDD Speak, Pywamus. UwU Thisby, ^.^ stand fowth. +BOTTOM. UwU Thisby, OwO the >_> fwowews >_> of ^-^ odious savouws :33 sweet- +QUINCE. :3 'Odious'- >_< odowous! +BOTTOM. -odours savouws >w< sweet; +^w^ So ;;w;; hath >w< thy breath, my ;;w;; deawest Thisby ;;w;; deaw. +But x3 hawk, :3 a voice! uWu Stay :3 thou uWu but here uWu awhiwe, +And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by I uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee appear. Exit +PUCK. OwO A ^w^ stwangew Pywamus than e'ew pwayed :3 hewe! Exit +^-^ FWUTE. Must I speak ^w^ nyow? +QUINCE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, >w< must OwO you; uWu fow you >w< must undewstand ^.^ he :33 goes uWu but ^-^ to +UwU see :3 a ^w^ nyoise UwU that ^.^ he heard, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^-^ to come again. +^-^ FWUTE. uWu Most radiant >_< Pywamus, UwU most >_< wiwy-white >_> of hue, +x3 Of >w< cowouw >_< wike OwO the wed wose uWu on triumphant bwiew, +uWu Most uWu bwisky juvenal, ÚwÚ and UwU eke UwU most UwU wuvwy :3 Jew, +UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that would never >w< tiwe, +I'll ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, >_< Pywamus, at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. +QUINCE. 'Ninus' :33 tomb,' ^w^ man! ÚwÚ Why, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak UwU that yet; UwU that +you ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to Pywamus. You speak >w< aww >_> youw part at once, ÚwÚ cues, ÚwÚ and +all. Pywamus enter: >_> youw cue :3 is ÚwÚ past; ^.^ it :3 is 'nyevew tiwe.' +^-^ FWUTE. O- UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that OwO y xDD et would never ;;w;; tiwe. + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ PUCK, ÚwÚ and UwU BOTTOM with OwO an >w< ass's head + +BOTTOM. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe :33 faiw, UwU Thisby, I ;;w;; wewe only >w< thinye. +QUINCE. :3 O monstrous! :3 O stwange! We awe x3 haunted. >_> Pway, :3 mastews! fly, +:3 mastews! Help! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU BOTTOM ÚwÚ and PUCK +PUCK. I'll follow OwO you; I'll ;;w;; wead you about :3 a :33 wound, +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; bog, OwO thwough >_< bush, OwO thwough ;;w;; bwake, OwO thwough :33 bwiew; +>_< Sometime :3 a horse I'll ^.^ be, sometime :3 a >_> hound, +OwO A ÚwÚ hog, :3 a headwess ^-^ beaw, sometime :3 a uWu fiwe; +And UwU nyeigh, ÚwÚ and bark, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwunt, ÚwÚ and >_< woaw, ÚwÚ and :33 buwn, +;;w;; Wike OwO howse, >_> hound, ÚwÚ hog, ^-^ beaw, fire, at every OwO tuwn. +Exit +BOTTOM. UwU Why ^-^ do uWu they run >_> away? :3 This :3 is :3 a ;;w;; knyavewy >_> of them ^-^ to ^-^ make me +>w< afeawd. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU SNyOUT + +SNyOUT. :3 O UwU Bottom, :3 thou art >_< chang'd! What ^-^ do I UwU see uWu on OwO thee? +BOTTOM. What ^-^ do you see? You UwU see OwO an ass-head >_> of >_> youw own, ^-^ do you? +Exit UwU SNyOUT + +;;w;; We-entew uWu QUINCE + +QUINCE. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, UwU Bottom, bless thee! Thou art >_> twanswated. +Exit +BOTTOM. I UwU see theiw ;;w;; knyavewy: :3 this :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of me; ^-^ to +OwO fwight uWu me, ^-^ if uWu they uWu couwd. But I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ fwom :3 this place, ^-^ do +what uWu they uWu can; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww sing, UwU that +uWu they uWu shaww hear I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. [Sings] + +The ousel :3 cock, OwO so bwack >_> of hue, +x3 With uWu owange-tawny bill, +The ^-^ thwostwe with his ^-^ nyote OwO so true, +The wren with wittwe uWu quiww. + +TITANyIA. What :3 angew :33 wakes me ^-^ fwom my >w< fwow'wy >_> bed? +BOTTOM. [Sings] +The OwO finch, OwO the UwU spawwow, ÚwÚ and OwO the lark, +The :3 pwain-song ^-^ cuckoo xDD gwey, +uWu Whose ^-^ nyote :33 fuww many :3 a man doth ^-^ mawk, +And dawes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew >_> nyay- +for, :3 indeed, ^-^ who would xDD set his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO so foowish :3 a bird? +OwO Who would ^w^ give :3 a biwd OwO the >_< he, >w< though ^.^ he x3 cwy xDD 'cuckoo' never so? +TITANyIA. I pray ^.^ thee, gentwe mowtaw, sing again. +Minye ear :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ enyamouwed >_> of >w< thy >_> nyote; +^w^ So :3 is >_< minye eye enthralled ^-^ to >w< thy shape; +And >w< thy fair >w< viwtue's x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce doth move uWu me, +uWu On OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO view, ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sweaw, I love thee. +BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you shouwd ^.^ have wittwe reason uWu fow ;;w;; that. +And >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, reason ÚwÚ and love ^-^ keep wittwe >_> company +>_> togethew ^w^ nyow-a-days. The ^-^ mowe OwO the ^-^ pity UwU that >w< some >w< honyest +xDD nyeighbouws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make them >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Nyay, I can UwU gweek x3 upon +;;w;; occasion. +TITANyIA. Thou art as xDD wise as :3 thou art beautiful. +BOTTOM. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but ^-^ if I xDD had ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to >_< get >_< out >_> of :3 this +>_< wood, I ^.^ have enough ^-^ to sewve >_< minye >_> own OwO tuwn. +TITANyIA. Out >_> of :3 this >_> wood ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go; +Thou ^-^ shawt >_< wemain here whethew :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ ow nyo. +I x3 am :3 a spirit >_> of nyo ^w^ common rate; +The uWu summew still doth tend x3 upon my x3 state; +And I ^-^ do love thee; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go with >_> me. +I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee fairies ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on thee; +And uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee jewews ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ deep, +And sing, >_< whiwe :3 thou uWu on pwessed >_> fwowews OwO dost sleep; +And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ puwge >w< thy x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ gwossnyess OwO so +:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wike OwO an >_> aiwy spirit ^.^ go. +>_< Peasebwossom! x3 Cobweb! x3 Moth! ÚwÚ and Mustardseed! + +x3 Entew >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and xDD MUSTAWDSEED + +PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. +COBWEB. And :3 I. +;;w;; MOTH. And :3 I. +MUSTARDSEED. And :3 I. +ALL. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we go? +TITANyIA. Be >w< kind ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ gentweman; +Hop in his walks ÚwÚ and :33 gambow in his ^w^ eyes; +:33 Feed him with apricocks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dewbewwies, +x3 With xDD puwpwe grapes, green UwU figs, ÚwÚ and mulberries; +The honey :33 bags >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 humbwe-bees, +And uWu fow >_< nyight-tapews ^.^ cwop theiw waxen ÚwÚ thighs, +And ^.^ wight them at OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ gwow-wowm's >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my love ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< awise; +And xDD pwuck OwO the x3 wings ^-^ fwom ^w^ painted OwO buttewfwies, +ÚwÚ To fan OwO the moonbeams ^-^ fwom his sweeping OwO eyes. +xDD Nyod ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO ewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do him couwtesies. +PEASEBLOSSOM. Hail, xDD mowtaw! +COBWEB. ^w^ Haiw! +;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Haiw! +MUSTARDSEED. ^w^ Haiw! +BOTTOM. I x3 cwy >_> youw :3 wowships >w< mewcy, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I uWu beseech >_> youw +worship's >w< nyame. +COBWEB. Cobweb. +BOTTOM. I uWu shaww desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew +Cobweb. >w< If I ÚwÚ cut my fingew, I uWu shaww ^-^ make bowd with you. Your +uWu nyame, >w< honyest gentweman? +PEASEBLOSSOM. xDD Peasebwossom. +BOTTOM. I pray you, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess :33 Squash, >_> youw mothew, ÚwÚ and +^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Peascod, >_> youw father. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Peasebwossom, I uWu shaww +desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance ^w^ too. Your uWu nyame, I uWu beseech you, +sir? +MUSTARDSEED. ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. +BOTTOM. Good ^-^ Mastew :3 Mustawdseed, I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< patience :33 weww. :33 That +>_> same >_> cowawdwy >w< giant-wike ox-beef ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd many :3 a ^-^ gentweman +>_> of >_> youw >_< house. I pwomise you >_> youw UwU kindwed ;;w;; hath :3 made my eyes >w< watew +ewe OwO nyow. I desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew +ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. +TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, OwO wait x3 upon him; ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to my bower. +The ^w^ moon, >_> methinks, looks with :3 a wat'wy eye; +And when ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ weeps every wittwe OwO fwowew; +Lamenting >w< some ^-^ enfowced chastity. +;;w;; Tie OwO up my ^-^ wuv's tongue, bwing him ^w^ siwentwy. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood + +x3 Entew OBERON + +OwO OBEWON. I wonder ^-^ if UwU Titanyia >w< be ^w^ awak'd; +>_> Then, what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that next came in xDD hew eye, +^w^ Which ^.^ she >w< must dote uWu on in extwemity. + +x3 Entew PUCK + +;;w;; Hewe comes my messenger. OwO How nyow, mad spirit! +What night-rule :3 nyow about :3 this haunted x3 gwuv? +PUCK. UwU My ^w^ mistwess with :3 a monster :3 is in wuv. +Near ^-^ to xDD hew :33 cwose ÚwÚ and consecrated xDD bowew, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was in xDD hew :33 duww ÚwÚ and sweeping xDD houw, +OwO A >w< cwew >_> of :33 patches, wude ^-^ mechanyicaws, +:33 That wowk uWu fow xDD bwead x3 upon Athenyian stalls, +Were met >_> togethew ^-^ to rehearse :3 a xDD pway +:3 Intended uWu fow gweat Theseus' ^w^ nyuptiaw day. +The OwO shawwowest thickskin >_> of UwU that xDD bawwen sort, +OwO Who Pywamus ;;w;; pwesented, in theiw uWu spowt +>_> Fowsook his scene ÚwÚ and ent'red in :3 a brake; +When I >_> did him at :3 this ^w^ advantage UwU take, +An >w< ass's :33 nyowe I uWu fixed uWu on his head. +Anon his Thisby >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed, +And :3 fowth my ^.^ mimic comes. When uWu they him ^.^ spy, +UwU As wiwd ^-^ geese UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ;;w;; fowwew eye, +Ow wusset-pated ;;w;; choughs, many in sort, +x3 Wising ÚwÚ and xDD cawing at OwO the xDD gun's report, +^w^ Sevew themsewves ÚwÚ and :3 madwy ;;w;; sweep OwO the UwU sky, +^w^ So at his OwO sight away his xDD fewwows ^w^ fwy; +And at ^-^ ouw stamp ;;w;; hewe, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ fawws; +ÚwÚ He murder cries, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom :33 Athens UwU cawws. +Their :33 sense ;;w;; thus ;;w;; weak, lost with theiw ^-^ feaws ;;w;; thus ^w^ stwong, +^w^ Made ÚwÚ sensewess >w< things begin ^-^ to ^-^ do them ^.^ wwong, +>_< Fow bwiews ÚwÚ and thorns at theiw apparel >_> snyatch; +uWu Some >w< sweeves, >w< some ÚwÚ hats, ^-^ fwom ^-^ yiewdews >w< aww >w< things xDD catch. +I wed them uWu on in :3 this ^.^ distwacted feaw, +And weft ^w^ sweet Pywamus twanswated :3 thewe; +When in UwU that :3 moment, OwO so ^.^ it came ^-^ to pass, +UwU Titanyia ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwaightway :33 wov'd OwO an ass. +OwO OBEWON. :3 This ^.^ fawws >_< out better than I :33 couwd x3 devise. +But x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^w^ watch'd OwO the ^.^ Athenyian's eyes +x3 With OwO the ;;w;; wuv-juice, as I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 do? +PUCK. I took him >_> sweeping- UwU that :3 is finish'd :33 too- +And OwO the Athenyian ^-^ woman uWu by his ÚwÚ side; +That, when ^.^ he ^w^ wak'd, >_> of x3 fowce ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< ey'd. + +x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HEWMIA + +OwO OBEWON. Stand ^-^ cwose; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> same Athenyian. +PUCK. :3 This :3 is OwO the woman, uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the xDD man. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :33 O, x3 why webuke you him UwU that loves you so? +>w< Way >_> bweath OwO so :33 bittew uWu on >_> youw :33 bittew ÚwÚ foe. +HEWMIA. Nyow I uWu but ;;w;; chide, uWu but I shouwd ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wowse, +>_< Fow thou, I feaw, x3 hast >w< given me cause ^-^ to curse. +>w< If :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain Lysander in his >w< sweep, +>_> Being o'ew ÚwÚ shoes in blood, plunge in OwO the ^-^ deep, +And :33 kiww me ^w^ too. +The >_< sun ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue x3 unto OwO the :3 day +UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> me. Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 stowen away +From sweeping Hermia? I'll believe as >_> soon +:3 This xDD whowe :3 eawth ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ bow'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the ^-^ moon +May OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ centwe cweep ÚwÚ and OwO so dispwease +Her >_< bwothew's nyoontide with th' >_> Antipodes. +^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 thou x3 hast muwd'wed him; +^w^ So shouwd :3 a murderer xDD wook- OwO so OwO dead, OwO so xDD gwim. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ So shouwd OwO the ^-^ muwdewed look; ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd OwO I, +^-^ Piewc'd OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt with >_> youw >w< stewn cwuewty; +>_> Yet you, OwO the >w< muwdewew, ÚwÚ wook as :33 bwight, as clear, +UwU As :33 yondew uWu Venyus in xDD hew glimmering ;;w;; sphewe. +HEWMIA. What's :3 this ^-^ to my Wysandew? :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +xDD Ah, good OwO Demetwius, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give him x3 me? +uWu DEMETWIUS. I xDD had wathew ^w^ give his xDD cawcass ^-^ to my hounds. +HEWMIA. :33 Out, xDD dog! out, cur! Thou dwiv'st me ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ bounds +x3 Of maiden's uWu patience. xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain ^w^ him, ^.^ then? +:33 Hencefowth >w< be never nyumb'wed UwU among >_< men! +:33 O, UwU once tell true; tell true, x3 even uWu fow my >w< sake! +>_> Duwst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him being >_< awake, +And x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd him sleeping? :3 O bwave ÚwÚ touch! +Could ^.^ nyot :3 a wowm, OwO an adder, ^-^ do OwO so much? +An x3 addew >_> did xDD it; uWu fow with doubler :33 tongue +>w< Than thinye, :3 thou serpent, never x3 addew :33 stung. +uWu DEMETWIUS. You uWu spend >_> youw passion uWu on :3 a mispwis'd ;;w;; mood: +I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of Lysander's bwood; +Nyow :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I can tell. +HEWMIA. I pray ^.^ thee, tell me then UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. +uWu DEMETWIUS. An ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what shouwd I >_< get ÚwÚ thewefowe? +HEWMIA. OwO A UwU pwiviwege never ^-^ to UwU see me more. +And ^-^ fwom >w< thy hated :3 pwesence part I >w< so; +^w^ See me nyo ^-^ mowe whethew ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow nyo. Exit +uWu DEMETWIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo following xDD hew in :3 this fiewce :33 vein; +Here, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I uWu wiww :33 wemain. +^w^ So ^.^ sowwow's heavinyess doth heaview gwow +>_< Fow >_> debt UwU that bankrupt ;;w;; sweep doth UwU sowwow ;;w;; owe; +^w^ Which :3 nyow in >w< some ^w^ swight measuwe ^.^ it uWu wiww pay, +>w< If uWu fow his >w< tendew here I ^-^ make >w< some >_> stay. OwO [Wies >w< down] +OwO OBEWON. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken ÚwÚ quite, +And >_> waid OwO the love-juice uWu on >w< some ;;w;; twue-wuv's ^w^ sight. +x3 Of >w< thy misprision >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ensue +uWu Some OwO twue love >_< tuwn'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a false tuwn'd true. +PUCK. ;;w;; Then >w< fate o'er-rules, UwU that, ^-^ onye man howding ^w^ twoth, +OwO A ^-^ miwwion :33 faiw, uWu confounding OwO oath uWu on uWu oath. +OwO OBEWON. About OwO the >_> wood >w< go OwO swiftew than OwO the wind, +And Helena >_> of :33 Athens ÚwÚ wook :3 thou find; +^-^ Aww >w< fancy-sick ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ and OwO pawe >_> of cheew, +x3 With sighs >_> of love UwU that x3 costs OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; deaw. +By >w< some ÚwÚ iwwusion UwU see :3 thou bwing xDD hew xDD hewe; +I'll chawm his eyes x3 against ^.^ she ^-^ do appear. +PUCK. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ wook how I ÚwÚ go, +x3 Swiftew than awwow ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Tawtaw's xDD bow. Exit +OwO OBEWON. Fwowew >_> of :3 this xDD puwpwe >_> dye, +Hit with :33 Cupid's OwO awchewy, +Sink in apple >_> of his >w< eye. +When his love ^.^ he doth espy, +>_> Wet xDD hew shinye as ÚwÚ gwowiouswy +UwU As OwO the uWu Venyus >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. +When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be >_> by, +:33 Beg >_> of xDD hew uWu fow wemedy. + +;;w;; We-entew PUCK + +PUCK. x3 Captain >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy ^-^ band, +Helena :3 is here at ;;w;; hand, +And OwO the xDD youth mistook uWu by me +uWu Pweading uWu fow :3 a lover's fee; +:33 Shaww ^-^ we theiw OwO fond UwU pageant see? +:3 Wowd, what fools ^.^ these mortals xDD be! +OwO OBEWON. Stand OwO aside. The ^w^ nyoise uWu they ^-^ make +uWu Wiww cause :3 Demetwius ^-^ to ^.^ awake. +PUCK. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww two at UwU once ^w^ woo ^w^ onye. +:33 That >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu spowt alone; +And x3 those >w< things ^-^ do :33 best >w< pwease me +:33 That befall >_> pwepost'wouswy. + +x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA + +WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd you ÚwÚ think UwU that I shouwd ^w^ woo in scorn? +Scorn ÚwÚ and dewision never come in uWu teaws. +Wook when I vow, I >w< weep; ÚwÚ and >_< vows OwO so :33 bown, +UwU In theiw ^.^ nyativity >w< aww >w< twuth ^.^ appeaws. +OwO How can ^.^ these >w< things in me ÚwÚ seem :33 scown ^-^ to you, +:33 Beawing OwO the badge >_> of :33 faith, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv them :3 twue? +HEWENyA. You ^-^ do ^.^ advance >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. +When >w< twuth kiwws truth, :3 O deviwish-howy fray! +^.^ These >_< vows awe OwO Hewmia's. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er? +Weigh OwO oath with ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww nyothing ^w^ weigh: +Your >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu me, >w< put in two scawes, +uWu Wiww x3 even x3 weigh; ÚwÚ and uWu both as ^.^ wight as tales. +WYSANDEW. I hod nyo ÚwÚ judgment when ^-^ to xDD hew I xDD swowe. +HEWENyA. Nyow x3 nyonye, in my UwU mind, :3 nyow you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er. +WYSANDEW. :3 Demetwius loves UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he loves ^.^ nyot you. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ [Awaking] :3 O >_< Hewen, goddess, :33 nymph, pewfect, ÚwÚ divinye! +ÚwÚ To what, my love, uWu shaww I compawe UwU thinye eynye? +Crystal :3 is >_> muddy. :33 O, how wipe in show +x3 Thy wips, x3 those kissing >_< chewwies, uWu tempting xDD gwow! +:33 That ÚwÚ puwe xDD congeawed >_< white, UwU high x3 Tauwus' snyow, +^-^ Fann'd with OwO the eastewn wind, ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a crow +When :3 thou hold'st OwO up >w< thy hand. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss +:3 This pwincess >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >_< white, :3 this >w< seaw >_> of bliss! +HEWENyA. :3 O :33 spite! :3 O heww! I UwU see you >w< aww awe bent +ÚwÚ To xDD set x3 against me uWu fow >_> youw merriment. +>w< If you ;;w;; wewe civil ÚwÚ and knew couwtesy, +You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do me ;;w;; thus >w< much OwO injuwy. +^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot UwU hate uWu me, as I xDD knyow you uWu do, +But you >w< must >_> join in souws ^-^ to xDD mock me too? +>w< If you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ men, as x3 men you awe in show, +You would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a gentwe wady :3 so: +ÚwÚ To vow, ÚwÚ and sweaw, ÚwÚ and superpraise my :33 pawts, +When I x3 am ^w^ suwe you UwU hate me with >_> youw ^-^ heawts. +You uWu both awe :3 wivaws, ÚwÚ and love ^.^ Hewmia; +And :3 nyow uWu both :3 wivaws, ^-^ to xDD mock Helena. +OwO A xDD twim expwoit, :3 a >_< manwy OwO entewpwise, +ÚwÚ To conjuwe ;;w;; teaws OwO up in :3 a UwU poow :33 maid's eyes +x3 With >_> youw ^w^ dewision! None >_> of x3 nyobwe sort +Wouwd OwO so offend :3 a UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and uWu extowt +OwO A UwU poow >_< souw's >_> patience, >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make you sport. +WYSANDEW. You awe UwU unkind, Demetrius; >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< so; +>_< Fow you love Hewmia. :3 This you xDD knyow I know; +And ;;w;; hewe, with >w< aww good wiww, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, +UwU In Hermia's love I ÚwÚ yiewd you OwO up my part; +And x3 youws >_> of Helena ^-^ to me >_< bequeath, +x3 Whom I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww my :33 death. +HEWENyA. uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 mockews ^.^ waste ^-^ mowe :33 idwe ^.^ bweath. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, ^-^ keep >w< thy ^.^ Hewmia; I uWu wiww none. +>w< If e'ew I :33 wov'd UwU hew, >w< aww UwU that love :3 is gone. +UwU My OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu but as x3 guest-wise sojouwn'd, +And :3 nyow ^-^ to Hewen :3 is ^.^ it UwU home wetuwn'd, +Thewe ^-^ to :33 wemain. +WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Disparage ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 faith :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, +OwO West, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou aby ^.^ it ;;w;; deaw. +Wook xDD whewe >w< thy love >w< comes; :33 yondew :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. + +x3 Entew HEWMIA + +HEWMIA. xDD Dawk night, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the eye his UwU function uWu takes, +The ear ^-^ mowe uWu quick >_> of appwehension makes; +OwO Whewein ^.^ it doth ;;w;; impaiw OwO the >_< seeing :33 sense, +^w^ It OwO pays OwO the hearing double wecompense. +Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu by >_< minye eye, :3 Wysandew, xDD found; +Minye eaw, I :3 thank it, ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy :3 sound. +But x3 why UwU unkindwy didst :3 thou xDD weave me so? +WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he stay xDD whom love doth press ^-^ to go? +HEWMIA. What love :33 couwd press Lysander ^-^ fwom my x3 side? +WYSANDEW. Lysander's love, UwU that would ^.^ nyot let him bide- +^-^ Faiw x3 Hewenya, ^-^ who ^-^ mowe xDD engiwds OwO the night +>w< Than >w< aww ^-^ yon :33 fiewy OwO oes ÚwÚ and eyes >_> of >_> wight. +UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou x3 me? Could ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD knyow +The UwU hate I x3 bawe ÚwÚ thee :3 made me xDD weave ÚwÚ thee so? +HEWMIA. You speak ^.^ nyot as you think; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. +HEWENyA. :33 Wo, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :3 this confederacy! +Nyow I pewceive uWu they ^.^ have uWu conjoin'd >w< aww three +ÚwÚ To ^.^ fashion :3 this false uWu spowt in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. +:33 Injuwious Hewmia! UwU most ;;w;; ungwatefuw UwU maid! +>_< Have you conspir'd, ^.^ have you with ^.^ these :33 contwiv'd, +ÚwÚ To :33 bait me with :3 this ;;w;; fouw dewision? +^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the counsew UwU that ^-^ we two ^.^ have ^w^ shaw'd, +The ^w^ sistews' xDD vows, OwO the ^w^ houws UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 spent, +When ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD chid OwO the >_> hasty-footed UwU time +>_< Fow pawting us- :33 O, :3 is >w< aww >w< fowgot? +^-^ Aww school-days' ^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ chiwdhood innocence? +xDD We, >_> Hewmia, >_< wike two UwU awtificiaw >_< gods, +>_< Have with ^-^ ouw nyeedwes created uWu both ^-^ onye ^w^ fwowew, +Both uWu on ^-^ onye sampwew, ^.^ sitting uWu on ^-^ onye :33 cushion, +Both warbling >_> of ^-^ onye song, uWu both in ^-^ onye key; +UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ^-^ ouw :3 sides, ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and uWu minds, +Had >_< been UwU incowpowate. ^w^ So ^-^ we ^-^ gwew togethew, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a double cherry, seeming parted, +But ÚwÚ yet OwO an UwU unyion in :33 pawtition, +>w< Two UwU wuvwy bewwies ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on ^-^ onye >_> stewn; +UwU So, with two seeming UwU bodies, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> heawt; +>w< Two >_> of OwO the :33 fiwst, >_< wike ;;w;; coats in ^-^ hewawdwy, +Due uWu but ^-^ to one, ÚwÚ and crowned with ^-^ onye cwest. +And uWu wiww you rent ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient love :33 asundew, +ÚwÚ To >_> join with x3 men in scorning >_> youw UwU poow fwiend? +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot friendly, 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD maidenwy; +Our ;;w;; sex, as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, ^-^ may ^w^ chide you uWu fow it, +^-^ Though I :3 awonye ^-^ do ;;w;; feew OwO the OwO injuwy. +HEWMIA. I x3 am amazed at >_> youw passionate :33 wowds; +I :33 scown you not; ^.^ it uWu seems UwU that you :33 scown >_> me. +HEWENyA. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set :3 Wysandew, as in ^w^ scown, +ÚwÚ To follow me ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my eyes ÚwÚ and face? +And :3 made >_> youw uWu othew love, OwO Demetwius, +OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow >_> did x3 spuwn me with his ^.^ foot, +ÚwÚ To caww me goddess, :33 nymph, >_> divinye, ÚwÚ and wawe, +Pwecious, cewestiaw? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ speaks ^.^ he :3 this +ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he hates? And xDD whewefowe doth Lysander +UwU Deny >_> youw love, OwO so rich within his >_> souw, +And >w< tendew uWu me, :33 fowsooth, affection, +But uWu by >_> youw setting OwO on, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent? +What >w< though I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so in OwO gwace as you, +^w^ So :3 hung x3 upon with love, OwO so >_< fowtunyate, +But xDD misewabwe ÚwÚ most, ^-^ to love unwov'd? +:3 This you shouwd ^-^ pity wathew than ^w^ despise. +HEWMIA. I undewstand ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ this. +HEWENyA. >w< Ay, :33 do- ^-^ pewsevew, >w< countewfeit >_> sad >w< wooks, +UwU Make OwO mouths x3 upon me when I xDD tuwn my ^w^ back, +OwO Wink OwO each at other; howd OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ jest up; +:3 This sport, ;;w;; weww x3 cawwied, uWu shaww >w< be >_< chwonyicwed. +>w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any pity, >w< gwace, ^w^ ow xDD mannyews, +You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me such OwO an OwO awgument. +But fare ye ;;w;; weww; 'tis pawtwy my >_> own UwU fauwt, +^w^ Which >_< death, ^w^ ow x3 absence, >_> soon uWu shaww wemedy. +WYSANDEW. >w< Stay, gentwe uWu Hewenya; hear my ;;w;; excuse; +UwU My love, my xDD wife, my >_> souw, fair UwU Hewenya! +HEWENyA. :3 O ^-^ excewwent! +HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown xDD hew ÚwÚ so. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If ^.^ she cannyot >w< entweat, I can compel. +WYSANDEW. Thou ^w^ canst x3 compew nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :33 entweat; +x3 Thy ^.^ thweats ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO stwength than xDD hew uWu weak ;;w;; pwayews +>_< Hewen, I love ^.^ thee, uWu by my life I do; +I uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu wiww wose uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him false UwU that :33 says I love ÚwÚ thee not. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he can do. +WYSANDEW. >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, >_< withdwaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ^w^ too. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Quick, come. +HEWMIA. :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wheweto ÚwÚ tends >w< aww uWu this? +WYSANDEW. Away, you :33 Ethiope! +uWu DEMETWIUS. No, no, ^.^ he uWu wiww +xDD Seem ^-^ to >_< bweak loose- UwU take uWu on as you would x3 fowwow, +But ÚwÚ yet come not. You awe :3 a ^w^ tame >w< man; go! +WYSANDEW. >w< Hang OwO off, :3 thou ^w^ cat, :3 thou OwO buww; :3 viwe :33 thing, let woose, +Ow I uWu wiww >_< shake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom me >_< wike :3 a >_> sewpent. +HEWMIA. UwU Why awe you UwU gwown OwO so ^-^ wude? What >_> change :3 is this, +^.^ Sweet love? +WYSANDEW. x3 Thy ^w^ wuv! :33 Out, uWu tawny :33 Tawtaw, ;;w;; out! +:33 Out, x3 woathed uWu med'cinye! :3 O hated potion, OwO hence! +HEWMIA. Do you ^.^ nyot jest? +HEWENyA. x3 Yes, :33 sooth; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do you. +WYSANDEW. OwO Demetwius, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my >_> wowd with thee. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I would I xDD had >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; uWu fow I pewceive +OwO A uWu weak bond howds OwO you; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust >_> youw :33 wowd. +WYSANDEW. >_> What, shouwd I hurt UwU hew, strike UwU hew, :33 kiww xDD hew ;;w;; dead? +UwU Awthough I UwU hate UwU hew, I'll ^.^ nyot harm xDD hew ÚwÚ so. +HEWMIA. >_< What! ^w^ Can you ^-^ do me gweatew harm than ^.^ hate? +;;w;; Hate UwU me! >w< whewefowe? :3 O UwU me! what UwU nyews, my love? +OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Hermia? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Wysandew? +I x3 am as fair :3 nyow as I ÚwÚ was x3 ewewhiwe. +x3 Since night you :33 wov'd me; ÚwÚ yet >_< since night you weft >_> me. +UwU Why then, you weft :3 me- :33 O, OwO the UwU gods :33 fowbid!- +UwU In >_< eawnyest, uWu shaww I ^w^ say? +WYSANDEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my life! +And never >_> did desiwe ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. +OwO Thewefowe >w< be >_< out >_> of hope, >_> of ^.^ question, >_> of ^w^ doubt; +Be ^w^ cewtain, nyothing ;;w;; twuew; 'tis nyo ÚwÚ jest +:33 That I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and love Helena. +HEWMIA. :3 O UwU me! you >_< juggwew! you >_< cankewbwossom! +You ^w^ thief >_> of ^w^ wuv! >_< What! >_< Have you come uWu by night, +And stow'n my ^-^ wuv's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom OwO him? +HEWENyA. :3 Finye, >w< i' faith! +>_< Have you nyo modesty, nyo OwO maiden shame, +:3 Nyo ^.^ touch >_> of ^w^ bashfuwnyess? >_< What! uWu Wiww you >w< teaw +>_> Impatient ^-^ answews ^-^ fwom my gentwe tongue? +:33 Fie, fie! you UwU countewfeit, you xDD puppet xDD you! +HEWMIA. ^-^ 'Puppet!' x3 why so? >w< Ay, UwU that uWu way :33 goes OwO the game. +Nyow I pewceive UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made compawe +>w< Between ^-^ ouw statures; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath urg'd xDD hew >w< height; +And with xDD hew pewsonyage, xDD hew taww pewsonyage, +Her >_> height, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with >_> him. +And awe you UwU gwown OwO so UwU high in his >_< esteem +xDD Because I x3 am OwO so dwawfish ÚwÚ and OwO so wow? +OwO How low x3 am OwO I, :3 thou ^w^ painted maypole? ;;w;; Speak. +OwO How low x3 am x3 I? I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so low +But UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws can weach x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. +HEWENyA. I pray you, >w< though you xDD mock uWu me, gentlemen, +>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot hurt >_> me. I ÚwÚ was never xDD cuwst; +I ^.^ have nyo >_> gift at >w< aww in shwewishnyess; +I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wight maid uWu fow my uWu cowawdice; +>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot strike >_> me. You UwU pewhaps ^-^ may xDD think, +xDD Because ^.^ she :3 is xDD something wowew than ÚwÚ mysewf, +:33 That I can ^-^ match :3 hew. +HEWMIA. x3 'Wowew' x3 hawk, again. +HEWENyA. Good >_> Hewmia, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 bittew with >_> me. +I xDD evewmowe >_> did love you, >_> Hewmia, +OwO Did >w< evew ^-^ keep >_> youw counsews, never wrong'd OwO you; +ÚwÚ Save UwU that, in love x3 unto OwO Demetwius, +I told him >_> of >_> youw stealth x3 unto :3 this wood. +ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowwowed OwO you; uWu fow love I ^-^ fowwowed him; +But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD chid me hence, ÚwÚ and threat'ned me +ÚwÚ To strike uWu me, x3 spuwn uWu me, xDD nyay, ^-^ to :33 kiww me :33 too; +And nyow, OwO so you uWu wiww let me >_> quiet ÚwÚ go, +ÚwÚ To :33 Athens uWu wiww I bear my ^.^ fowwy ^w^ back, +And follow you nyo >_< fuwthew. >_> Wet me ^.^ go. +You UwU see how ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and how OwO fond I ÚwÚ am. +HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< get you uWu gonye! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that hindews you? +HEWENyA. OwO A foowish OwO heawt UwU that I xDD weave here >w< behind. +HEWMIA. >_< What! with Wysandew? +HEWENyA. x3 With Demetwius. +WYSANDEW. Be ^.^ nyot ^.^ afwaid; ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot harm ^.^ thee, Helena. +uWu DEMETWIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, >w< though you UwU take xDD hew pawt. +HEWENyA. :33 O, when ^.^ she :3 is :33 angwy, ^.^ she :3 is keen ÚwÚ and UwU shwewd; +She ÚwÚ was :3 a vixen when ^.^ she went ^-^ to >w< schoow; +And, >w< though ^.^ she >w< be uWu but little, ^.^ she :3 is fiewce. +HEWMIA. 'Wittwe' ^-^ again! Nyothing uWu but >_> 'wow' ÚwÚ and 'little'! +UwU Why uWu wiww you suffer xDD hew ^-^ to fwout me ^.^ thus? +>_> Wet me come ^-^ to :3 hew. +WYSANDEW. UwU Get you gone, you :3 dwawf; +You minimus, >_> of hind'wing knyot-gwass ^w^ made; +You x3 bead, you >w< acown. +uWu DEMETWIUS. You awe xDD too officious +UwU In xDD hew behawf UwU that scorns >_> youw ^.^ sewvices. +>_> Wet xDD hew alone; speak ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu Hewenya; +;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot xDD hew part; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost intend +uWu Nyevew OwO so wittwe show >_> of love ^-^ to UwU hew, +Thou ^-^ shawt aby it. +WYSANDEW. Nyow ^.^ she howds me not. +Nyow x3 fowwow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, ^-^ to twy uWu whose >_< wight, +x3 Of UwU thinye ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, :3 is UwU most in Helena. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Follow! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll >w< go with ^.^ thee, ^-^ cheek uWu by >w< joww. +>_< Exeunt LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS +HEWMIA. :3 You, mistress, >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; coiw :3 is wong >_> of you. +;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. +HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust you, I; +Nyow ÚwÚ wongew stay in >_> youw curst :33 company. +Your ^.^ hands than >_< minye awe quickew uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ fway; +UwU My >w< wegs awe ÚwÚ wongew though, ^-^ to run >_> away. Exit +HEWMIA. I x3 am amaz'd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. Exit +OwO OBEWON. :3 This :3 is >w< thy nyegwigence. OwO Stiww :3 thou ;;w;; mistak'st, +Ow ewse :3 committ'st >w< thy uWu knyavewies wiwfuwwy. +PUCK. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ shadows, I OwO mistook. +OwO Did ^.^ nyot you tell me I shouwd xDD knyow OwO the man +By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he xDD had :3 on? +And OwO so :3 faw blameless proves my enterprise +:33 That I ^.^ have xDD 'nyointed OwO an ^.^ Athenyian's ^w^ eyes; +And OwO so :3 faw x3 am I ^.^ gwad ^.^ it OwO so >_> did sort, +UwU As :3 this theiw jangwing I >_< esteem :3 a sport. +OwO OBEWON. Thou >w< seest ^.^ these lovers >w< seek :3 a place ^-^ to ^w^ fight. +Hie ^.^ thewefowe, Robin, overcast OwO the >_< nyight; +The :3 stawwy welkin cuvw :3 thou anon +x3 With ;;w;; dwooping fog as bwack as Acheron, +And ;;w;; wead ^.^ these ÚwÚ testy x3 wivaws OwO so >_> astway +UwU As ^-^ onye come ^.^ nyot within x3 anyothew's way. +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to Lysander sometime fwame >w< thy tongue, +;;w;; Then :33 stiw :3 Demetwius OwO up with :33 bittew ^-^ wwong; +And sometime ;;w;; waiw :3 thou >_< wike Demetrius; +And ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu othew ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ;;w;; wead them thus, +;;w;; Tiww o'ew theiw uWu bwows OwO death-countewfeiting ;;w;; sweep +x3 With :33 weaden >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ batty x3 wings doth ^.^ cweep. +;;w;; Then crush :3 this hewb OwO into Lysander's eye; +uWu Whose :3 wiquow ;;w;; hath :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous property, +ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence >w< aww error with his UwU might +And ^-^ make his eyebawws roll with :3 wonted ^w^ sight. +When uWu they next >w< wake, >w< aww :3 this dewision +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ and fruitless ^w^ vision; +And xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu shaww OwO the lovers wend +x3 With >_> weague uWu whose ^-^ date ÚwÚ tiww death uWu shaww never OwO end. +ÚwÚ Whiwes I in :3 this affaiw ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee empwoy, +I'll ^-^ to my queen, ÚwÚ and UwU beg xDD hew >w< Indian >w< boy; +And then I uWu wiww xDD hew chawmed eye ^-^ wewease +From monster's OwO view, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ peace. +PUCK. UwU My uWu faiwy lord, :3 this >w< must >w< be x3 donye with haste, +>_< Fow nyight's swift dragons ÚwÚ cut OwO the clouds :33 fuww uWu fast; +And :33 yondew uWu shinyes Auwowa's ÚwÚ hawbingew, +^.^ At uWu whose xDD appwoach :33 ghosts, uWu wand'wing here ÚwÚ and there, +:3 Twoop UwU home ^-^ to x3 chuwchyawds. Damned uWu spiwits >w< aww +:33 That in uWu cwoss-ways ÚwÚ and floods ^.^ have uWu buwiaw, +^w^ Awweady ^-^ to theiw :33 wowmy ÚwÚ beds awe gone, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw west :3 day shouwd ÚwÚ wook theiw uWu shames ^w^ upon; +^.^ They >_> wiwfuwwy themsewves exil'd ^-^ fwom >_< wight, +And >w< must uWu fow :3 aye >w< consowt with ^-^ bwack-bwow'd ^-^ nyight. +OwO OBEWON. But ^-^ we awe uWu spiwits >_> of another sowt: +I with OwO the Morning's love ^.^ have ^w^ oft :3 made :33 spowt; +And, >_< wike :3 a forester, OwO the ;;w;; gwuvs ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww OwO the eastewn gate, >w< aww :33 fiewy red, +Opening uWu on Neptune with fair bwessed UwU beams, +Turns OwO into x3 yewwow gold his salt green streams. +But, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, haste, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; +We ^-^ may :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ yet ewe day. Exit OBERON +PUCK. :33 Up ÚwÚ and down, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, +I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. +I x3 am >_< feaw'd in field ÚwÚ and town. +x3 Gobwin, ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. +;;w;; Hewe comes ^w^ onye. + +x3 Entew LYSANDER + +WYSANDEW. :3 Whewe art thou, >_> pwoud uWu Demetwius? ^w^ Speak :3 thou OwO nyow. +PUCK. Here, viwwain, :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and weady. :3 Whewe art thou? +WYSANDEW. I uWu wiww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. +PUCK. Follow uWu me, then, +ÚwÚ To :33 pwainyew ground. Exit LYSANDER as following OwO the >w< voice + +x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS + +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, speak again. +Thou ^.^ wunyaway, :3 thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ;;w;; fwed? +xDD Speak! UwU In >w< some xDD bush? :3 Whewe OwO dost :3 thou hide >w< thy >_< head? +PUCK. Thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ^.^ bwagging ^-^ to OwO the staws, +Telling OwO the bushes UwU that :3 thou wook'st uWu fow ^w^ waws, +And xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^.^ come? ^w^ Come, recreant, xDD come, :3 thou x3 chiwd; +I'll x3 whip ÚwÚ thee with :3 a rod. ÚwÚ He :3 is defil'd +:33 That dwaws :3 a >_< swowd uWu on thee. +uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Yea, art :3 thou thewe? +PUCK. Follow my ^.^ voice; ^w^ we'ww twy nyo :3 manhood here. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew LYSANDER + +WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He :33 goes before uWu me, ÚwÚ and still dawes me OwO on; +When I come xDD whewe ^.^ he calls, then ^.^ he :3 is gone. +The villain :3 is >w< much ;;w;; wightew heew'd than :3 I. +I ^-^ fowwowed :3 fast, uWu but ^-^ fastew ^.^ he >_> did fly, +:33 That fawwen x3 am I in dark :33 unyeven >_< way, +And here uWu wiww west >_> me. OwO [Wies >w< down] ^w^ Come, :3 thou gentwe day. +>_< Fow ^-^ if uWu but UwU once :3 thou show me >w< thy :3 gwey >_< wight, +I'll find OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and wevenge :3 this ;;w;; spite. ^w^ [Sweeps] + +;;w;; We-entew PUCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS + +PUCK. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! :3 Cowawd, x3 why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou not? +uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Abide uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD daw'st; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot +Thou wun'st before uWu me, :33 shifting every place, +And :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand, :3 nyow ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. +:3 Whewe art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? +PUCK. Come uWu hithew; I x3 am here. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 thou mock'st >_> me. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ buy :3 this ^.^ deaw, +>w< If >w< evew I >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu by OwO daywight xDD see; +Nyow, >w< go >w< thy way. xDD Faintnyess constraineth me +ÚwÚ To measuwe >_< out my wength uWu on :3 this x3 cowd bed. +By UwU day's xDD appwoach ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be uWu visited. +OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] + +x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA + +HEWENyA. :3 O x3 weawy night, :3 O wong ÚwÚ and >w< tedious night, +Abate >w< thy OwO houws! Shine UwU comfowts ^-^ fwom OwO the east, +:33 That I ^-^ may xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu by UwU daywight, +From ^.^ these UwU that my UwU poow >_> company :33 detest. +And >w< sweep, UwU that ^.^ sometimes shuts OwO up ^.^ sowwow's eye, +>_> Steaw me :3 awhiwe ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own :33 company. ^w^ [Sweeps] +PUCK. >_> Yet uWu but thwee? Come ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; +>w< Two >_> of uWu both kinds makes OwO up fouw. +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she uWu comes, curst ÚwÚ and :33 sad. +;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a knavish >_> wad, +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU poow femawes ^w^ mad. + +x3 Entew HEWMIA + +HEWMIA. uWu Nyevew OwO so ^-^ weawy, never OwO so in x3 woe, +^w^ Bedabbwed with OwO the UwU dew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ town with briers, +I can nyo further crawl, nyo further ^.^ go; +UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo pace with my desiwes. +;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I west me ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day. +Heavens OwO shiewd :3 Wysandew, ^-^ if uWu they UwU mean :3 a fray! +OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] +PUCK. uWu On OwO the gwound +^w^ Sweep OwO sound; +I'll OwO appwy +ÚwÚ To >_> youw eye, +;;w;; Gentwe ^.^ wuvw, wemedy. +OwO [Squeezing OwO the x3 juice uWu on >w< WYSANDEW'S uWu eyes] +When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, +Thou ^-^ tak'st +^.^ Twue dewight +UwU In OwO the OwO sight +x3 Of >w< thy fowmew lady's eye; +And OwO the ;;w;; countwy OwO pwuvwb ;;w;; knyown, +:33 That every man shouwd UwU take his own, +UwU In >_> youw ^.^ waking uWu shaww >w< be shown: +x3 Jack uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< Jiww; +x3 Nyought uWu shaww >w< go x3 iww; +The man uWu shaww ^.^ have his mawe uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. +Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The wood. WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, ÚwÚ and uWu HEWMIA, lying asweep + +x3 Entew TITANyIA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bottom; >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, >w< MUSTAWDSEED, +ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ FAIWIES ^.^ attending; +OBERON ^.^ behind, >_> unseen + +TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 this >w< fwow'wy :33 bed, +OwO Whiwe I >w< thy amiable x3 cheeks ^-^ do xDD coy, +And ÚwÚ stick OwO musk-woses in >w< thy sweek ÚwÚ smooth uWu head, +And ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy fair uWu wawge eaws, my gentwe OwO joy. +BOTTOM. Where's Peaseblossom? +PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. +BOTTOM. Scwatch my uWu head, xDD Peasebwossom. +Where's Mounsieur ^-^ Cobweb? +COBWEB. OwO Weady. +BOTTOM. Mounsieur Cobweb; good ^.^ mounsieuw, >_< get you >_> youw weapons in +>_> youw hand ÚwÚ and :33 kiww me :3 a OwO wed-hipp'd x3 humbwe-bee uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of :3 a +thistle; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, bwing me OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fwet +yourself xDD too >w< much in OwO the x3 action, mounsieur; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, +^.^ have :3 a cawe OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag >_< bweak not; I would >w< be loath ^-^ to ^.^ have you +^.^ uvwfwown with :3 a ^-^ honyey-bag, :33 signyiow. Where's Mounsieur +^w^ Mustawdseed? +MUSTARDSEED. OwO Weady. +BOTTOM. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; nyeaf, Mounsieur ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD weave +>_> youw cuwtsy, good mounsieuw. +MUSTARDSEED. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? +BOTTOM. UwU Nyothing, good ^.^ mounsieuw, uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ hewp x3 Cavawewy Cobweb ^-^ to +>_< scwatch. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, mounsieur; uWu fow >w< methinks I x3 am +^-^ mawvewwous UwU haiwy about OwO the ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and I x3 am such :3 a >w< tendew ass, ^-^ if +my >_< haiw ^-^ do uWu but :33 tickwe me I >w< must >_< scwatch. +TITANyIA. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou hear >w< some OwO music, my ^w^ sweet love? +BOTTOM. I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe good ear in UwU music. Let's ^.^ have OwO the >w< tongs +ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bonyes. +TITANyIA. Ow ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet love, what :3 thou desiwest ^-^ to >w< eat. +BOTTOM. Twuwy, :3 a ^w^ peck >_> of x3 pwuvndew; I :33 couwd OwO munch >_> youw good OwO dwy +>w< oats. x3 Methinks I ^.^ have :3 a gweat desiwe ^-^ to :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of ^.^ hay. Good +xDD hay, ^w^ sweet xDD hay, ;;w;; hath nyo fewwow. +TITANyIA. I ^.^ have :3 a venturous uWu faiwy UwU that uWu shaww >w< seek +The >_< squiwwew's :3 hoawd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee OwO nyew ^.^ nyuts. +BOTTOM. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a :3 handfuw ^w^ ow two >_> of dried xDD peas. But, I +pray you, let UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe :33 stiw me; I ^.^ have OwO an >_< exposition +>_> of ;;w;; sweep come x3 upon >_> me. +TITANyIA. ^w^ Sweep thou, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ wind ÚwÚ thee in my arms. +>w< Faiwies, >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ^-^ ways >_> away. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES +^w^ So doth OwO the >_> woodbinye OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD honyeysuckwe +;;w;; Gentwy ^w^ entwist; OwO the female ivy OwO so +Enrings OwO the OwO bawky fingers >_> of OwO the ^-^ ewm. +:33 O, how I love thee! how I dote uWu on thee! ^.^ [They OwO sweep] + +x3 Entew PUCK + +OwO OBEWON. [Advancing] Wewcome, good xDD Wobin. >_> Seest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ sweet +>w< sight? +Her ;;w;; dotage :3 nyow I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to :3 pity; +>_< Fow, meeting xDD hew >_> of ^.^ wate >_> behind OwO the >_< wood, +Seeking ^w^ sweet favouws uWu fow :3 this ^-^ hatefuw fool, +I >_> did upbraid xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 hew. +>_< Fow ^.^ she his UwU haiwy OwO tempwes then xDD had rounded +x3 With coronet >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ fwowews; +And UwU that >_> same OwO dew ;;w;; which sometime uWu on OwO the buds +>_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to sweww >_< wike x3 wound ÚwÚ and orient peawws +x3 Stood :3 nyow within OwO the pwetty >_< fwowewets' >_> eyes, +;;w;; Wike ;;w;; teaws UwU that >_> did theiw >_> own >w< disgwace bewaiw. +When I xDD had at my ^w^ pweasuwe :3 taunted UwU hew, +And ^.^ she in mild >_> tewms begg'd my >_> patience, +I then >_> did ÚwÚ ask >_> of xDD hew xDD hew changeling x3 chiwd; +^w^ Which straight ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu faiwy x3 sent +ÚwÚ To bear him ^-^ to my UwU bowew in uWu faiwy land. +And :3 nyow I ^.^ have OwO the OwO boy, I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo +:3 This ^-^ hatefuw impewfection >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. +And, gentwe UwU Puck, UwU take :3 this >_< twansfowmed ;;w;; scawp +From x3 off OwO the head >_> of :3 this Athenyian ^.^ swain, +:33 That ^.^ he UwU awaking when OwO the uWu othew ^-^ do +May >w< aww ^-^ to :33 Athens xDD back UwU again xDD wepaiw, +And ÚwÚ think nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this nyight's x3 accidents +But as OwO the fiewce ÚwÚ vexation >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. +But ^.^ fiwst I uWu wiww ^-^ wewease OwO the Faiwy Queen. +>_< [Touching xDD hew uWu eyes] +Be as :3 thou >_< wast UwU wont ^-^ to ^w^ be; +^w^ See as :3 thou ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :3 see. +^w^ Dian's bud o'ew :33 Cupid's flower +;;w;; Hath such x3 fowce ÚwÚ and bwessed >_> powew. +Nyow, my ÚwÚ Titanyia; :3 wake you, my ^w^ sweet >w< queen. +TITANyIA. UwU My ÚwÚ Obewon! What visions ^.^ have I >w< seen! +uWu Methought I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enyamouw'd >_> of OwO an ass. +OwO OBEWON. Thewe :3 wies >_> youw wuv. +TITANyIA. OwO How came ^.^ these >w< things ^-^ to :33 pass? +:33 O, how >_< minye eyes ^-^ do ÚwÚ woathe his >_> visage nyow! +OwO OBEWON. Siwence >_> awhiwe. Robin, UwU take x3 off :3 this head. +xDD Titanyia, music caww; ÚwÚ and strike ^-^ mowe UwU dead +>w< Than ^w^ common ;;w;; sweep >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these five OwO the :33 sense. +TITANyIA. >_< Music, ^w^ ho, OwO music, such as >_> chawmeth sweep! +PUCK. Nyow when :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st with UwU thinye >_> own foow's eyes :3 peep. +OwO OBEWON. xDD Sound, UwU music. ^w^ Come, my uWu Queen, UwU take ^.^ hands with uWu me, +>_< [Music] +And ^-^ wock OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these x3 sweepews UwU be. +Nyow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I awe OwO nyew in >_> amity, +And uWu wiww to-morrow xDD midnyight solemnly +^.^ Dance in UwU Duke Theseus' house twiumphantwy, +And bless ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww fair prosperity. +Thewe uWu shaww OwO the OwO paiws >_> of xDD faithfuw lovers >w< be +Wedded, with x3 Theseus, OwO an in jollity. +PUCK. Faiwy ;;w;; King, ^.^ attend ÚwÚ and mawk; +I ^-^ do hear OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. +OwO OBEWON. >_> Then, my uWu Queen, in siwence sad, +^-^ Twip ^-^ we aftew nyight's shade. +We OwO the UwU gwobe can ^w^ compass :3 soon, +x3 Swiftew than OwO the uWu wand'wing ÚwÚ moon. +TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, +>_> Teww me how ^.^ it came :3 this night +:33 That I sweeping here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found +x3 With ^.^ these mortals uWu on OwO the ground. >_< Exeunt + +ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD winding >_> of >_< howns, ÚwÚ entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, +ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain + +uWu THESEUS. Go, ^-^ onye >_> of you, find >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ fowestew; +>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ ouw >_< obsewvation :3 is perform'd, +And >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of OwO the day, +UwU My love uWu shaww hear OwO the music >_> of my hounds. +Uncouple in OwO the :3 westewn :33 vawwey; let them ^.^ go. +^.^ Dispatch, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and find OwO the forester. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT +We wiww, fair uWu Queen, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's >_< top, +And mark OwO the >_< musicaw x3 confusion +x3 Of hounds ÚwÚ and ^w^ echo in UwU conjunction. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I ÚwÚ was with xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and :33 Cadmus UwU once +When in :3 a >_> wood >_> of Cwete uWu they ;;w;; bay'd OwO the bear +x3 With hounds >_> of Spawta; never >_> did I hear +Such x3 gawwant UwU chiding, for, >w< besides OwO the gwuvs, +The xDD skies, OwO the ^-^ fountains, every region ;;w;; nyeaw +>w< Seem'd >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw cry. I never heard +^w^ So >_< musicaw :3 a discord, such ^w^ sweet ^w^ thundew. +uWu THESEUS. UwU My hounds awe bwed >_< out >_> of OwO the xDD Spawtan kind, +^w^ So ^-^ fwew'd, OwO so xDD sanded; ÚwÚ and theiw :3 heads awe :3 hung +x3 With ears UwU that ;;w;; sweep away OwO the xDD mownying :3 dew; +Crook-knee'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dew-wapp'd >_< wike ^w^ Thessawian :3 buwws; +Swow in pursuit, uWu but ^w^ match'd in OwO mouth >_< wike bewws, +>_> Each uWu undew ÚwÚ each. OwO A x3 cwy ^-^ mowe tunyeabwe +>_> Was never holla'd ^.^ to, :3 nyow cheer'd with horn, +UwU In Crete, in Sparta, :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Thessawy. +Judge when you heaw. But, soft, what >w< nymphs awe ^w^ these? +>_> EGEUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is my daughter here asweep, +And :3 this :3 Wysandew, :3 this :3 Demetwius ;;w;; is, +:3 This x3 Hewenya, ^.^ owd ^w^ Nyedaw's Helena. +I wonder >_> of theiw being here >w< togethew. +uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu they wose OwO up >_< eawwy ^-^ to observe +The >_> wite >_> of :3 May; :3 and, hearing ^-^ ouw >_> intent, +Came here in OwO gwace >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. +But ÚwÚ speak, uWu Egeus; :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the :3 day +:33 That ^-^ Hewmia shouwd ^w^ give ÚwÚ answew >_> of xDD hew :33 choice? +>_> EGEUS. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +uWu THESEUS. Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the huntsmen :3 wake them with theiw howns. +;;w;; [Howns ÚwÚ and ^.^ shout within. The x3 sweepews +:33 awake ÚwÚ and knyeew ^-^ to uWu THESEUS] +xDD Good-mowwow, >_< fwiends. x3 Saint ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is ÚwÚ past; +xDD Begin ^.^ these wood-birds uWu but ^-^ to x3 coupwe ^w^ nyow? +WYSANDEW. >_> Pawdon, my :33 wowd. +uWu THESEUS. I pray you aww, ^.^ stand :33 up. +I xDD knyow you two awe rival enemies; +OwO How comes :3 this gentwe xDD concowd in OwO the x3 wowwd +:33 That xDD hatwed :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep uWu by ^.^ hate, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyo enmity? +WYSANDEW. UwU My lord, I uWu shaww :33 wepwy amazedly, +Hawf >w< sweep, half >_< waking; uWu but as >_> yet, I sweaw, +I cannyot ^.^ twuwy uWu say how I came ;;w;; hewe, +But, as I ^w^ think- uWu fow ^.^ twuwy would I ÚwÚ speak, +And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- +I came with ^-^ Hewmia hithew. Our ^.^ intent +>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom ^-^ Athens, xDD whewe ^-^ we OwO might, +Without OwO the peril >_> of OwO the Athenyian waw- +>_> EGEUS. ^-^ Enyough, enyough, my Wowd; you ^.^ have enyough; +I UwU beg OwO the waw, OwO the OwO waw x3 upon his head. +^.^ They would ^.^ have stow'n ^w^ away, uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, OwO Demetwius, +Theweby ^-^ to ^.^ have defeated you ÚwÚ and :3 me: +You >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and me >_> of my ^.^ consent, +x3 Of my consent UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> youw wife. +uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU My lord, fair Hewen told me >_> of theiw steawth, +x3 Of :3 this theiw OwO puwpose UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this uWu wood; +And I in :3 fuwy UwU hithew ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; them, +^-^ Faiw Helena in fancy following >_> me. +But, my good lord, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what :33 powew- +But uWu by >w< some power ^.^ it UwU is- my love ^-^ to >_> Hewmia, +xDD Mewted as OwO the snyow, uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 nyow +UwU As OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO an :33 idwe gaud +^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ chiwdhood I >_> did dote ^w^ upon; +And >w< aww OwO the :33 faith, OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of my xDD heawt, +The object ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_< minye eye, +^-^ Is only Helena. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, my lord, +>_> Was I ^-^ betwoth'd ewe I ^-^ saw Hewmia. +But, >_< wike :3 a sicknyess, >_> did I ÚwÚ woathe :3 this uWu food; +But, as in ^.^ heawth, come ^-^ to my :3 nyatuwaw taste, +Nyow I ^-^ do ^w^ wish it, love it, wong uWu fow it, +And uWu wiww uWu fow xDD evewmowe >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to it. +uWu THESEUS. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ wuvws, you awe :3 fowtunyatewy OwO met; +x3 Of :3 this :3 discouwse ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu wiww hear x3 anyon. +^-^ Egeus, I uWu wiww x3 uvwbeaw >_> youw wiww; +>_< Fow in OwO the :3 tempwe, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, with OwO us +^.^ These couples uWu shaww eternally >w< be :33 knyit. +And, uWu fow OwO the xDD mownying :3 nyow :3 is xDD something :33 wown, +Our UwU puwpos'd x3 hunting uWu shaww >w< be xDD set OwO aside. +:3 Away with OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, three ÚwÚ and thwee; +>w< We'ww howd :3 a feast in gweat >w< sowemnyity. +^w^ Come, UwU Hippowyta. +>_< Exeunt uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ These >w< things ÚwÚ seem small ÚwÚ and uWu undistinguishabwe, +;;w;; Wike ^.^ faw-off uWu mountains ;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 cwouds. +HEWMIA. x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ these >w< things with x3 pawted eye, +When every xDD thing uWu seems double. +HEWENyA. ^w^ So ^w^ methinks; +And I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 Demetwius >_< wike :3 a ^-^ jewew, +Minye own, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. +uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe +:33 That ^-^ we awe ;;w;; awake? ^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me +:33 That ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< sweep, ^-^ we ^-^ dweam. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ think +The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us follow OwO him? +HEWMIA. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and my father. +HEWENyA. And UwU Hippowyta. +WYSANDEW. And ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid OwO us follow ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^-^ we awe uWu awake; wet's follow him; +And uWu by OwO the uWu way let OwO us UwU wecount ^-^ ouw ^w^ dweams. >_< Exeunt +BOTTOM. ÚwÚ [Awaking] When my cue uWu comes, caww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< answew. UwU My +next :3 is 'Most fair Pywamus.' Heigh-ho! Petew uWu Quince! ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the +ÚwÚ bewwows-mendew! Snyout, OwO the :33 tinkew! ^.^ Stawvewing! God's my xDD wife, +stow'n hence, ÚwÚ and weft me asweep! I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 wawe vision. +I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a dweam, ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ wit >_> of man ^-^ to uWu say what ^-^ dweam ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +>_< Man :3 is uWu but OwO an ;;w;; ass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< go about ^-^ to uWu expound :3 this ^-^ dweam. uWu Methought +I :33 was- there :3 is nyo man can tell >_> what. uWu Methought I OwO was, ÚwÚ and +methought I ^-^ had, uWu but man :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 patch'd fool, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 offew +^-^ to uWu say what methought I xDD had. The eye >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard, OwO the +ear >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ man's hand :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to taste, his +:33 tongue ^-^ to conceive, :3 nyow his OwO heawt ^-^ to report, what my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was. I +uWu wiww >_< get Petew uWu Quince ^-^ to wwite :3 a >_< bawwad >_> of :3 this ^-^ dweam. ^w^ It uWu shaww +>w< be xDD caww'd >_> 'Bottom's >w< Dweam,' ^.^ because ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :3 bottom; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww +sing ^.^ it in OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a play, before OwO the >_> Duke. +:3 Pewadventuwe, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ gwacious, I uWu shaww sing ^.^ it at +xDD hew :33 death. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house + +x3 Entew QUINCE, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING + +QUINCE. >_< Have you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Bottom's >w< house? ^-^ Is ^.^ he come UwU home :3 yet? +UwU STAWVEWING. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be heard >_> of. Out >_> of x3 doubt ^.^ he :3 is >w< twanspowted. +^-^ FWUTE. >w< If ^.^ he come ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the xDD pway :3 is ^-^ maww'd; ^.^ it :33 goes ^.^ nyot +x3 fowwawd, doth it? +QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a man in >w< aww :33 Athens able +^-^ to >w< dischawge Pywamus uWu but ^w^ he. +^-^ FWUTE. Nyo; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> simpwy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ wit >_> of ^-^ any handicwaft man in +x3 Athens. +QUINCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best person :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy pawamouw uWu fow +:3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ voice. +^-^ FWUTE. You >w< must uWu say 'paragon.' OwO A pawamouw UwU is- :3 God bless OwO us!- OwO A +xDD thing >_> of ^.^ nyaught. + +x3 Entew SNUG + +uWu SNyUG. >w< Mastews, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU tempwe; ÚwÚ and there :3 is two +^w^ ow three uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wadies ^-^ mowe :3 mawwied. >w< If ^-^ ouw uWu spowt xDD had gonye +x3 fowwawd, ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww >_< been :3 made ^-^ men. +^-^ FWUTE. :3 O ^w^ sweet bully :3 Bottom! ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he lost :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day +^.^ duwing his life; ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD scaped :3 sixpence :3 a day. An OwO the +UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< given him :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day uWu fow playing >_< Pywamus, I'll +>w< be xDD hanged. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< desewved OwO it: :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day in >_< Pywamus, +^w^ ow nothing. + +x3 Entew UwU BOTTOM + +BOTTOM. :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these lads? :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these hearts? +QUINCE. :3 Bottom! :3 O UwU most courageous xDD day! :3 O UwU most x3 happy ;;w;; houw! +BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, I x3 am ^-^ to :3 discouwse :33 wondews; uWu but ÚwÚ ask me ^.^ nyot what; +uWu fow ^-^ if I tell you, I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO twue Athenyian. I uWu wiww tell you +evewything, ^.^ wight as ^.^ it feww >_< out. +QUINCE. >_> Wet OwO us OwO heaw, ^w^ sweet Bottom. +BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> me. ^-^ Aww UwU that I uWu wiww tell you ;;w;; is, UwU that OwO the +UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 dinyed. UwU Get >_> youw apparel >_< togethew; good ^w^ stwings ^-^ to >_> youw +beawds, OwO nyew OwO wibbons ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; pumps; ^.^ meet ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the OwO pawace; +every man ÚwÚ wook o'ew his part; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw +xDD pway :3 is pwefeww'd. UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, let Thisby ^.^ have cwean winyen; ÚwÚ and +let ^.^ nyot him UwU that uWu pways OwO the x3 wion OwO pawe his :3 nyaiws, uWu fow uWu they uWu shaww +>_> hang >_< out uWu fow OwO the >_< wion's claws. And, UwU most dear ÚwÚ actows, xDD eat nyo +onyions :3 nyow gawwic, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ to xDD uttew ^w^ sweet >w< bweath; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +x3 doubt uWu but ^-^ to hear them uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ comedy. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. +Away, ÚwÚ go, >w< away! >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS + +x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ 'Tis stwange, my x3 Theseus, UwU that ^.^ these lovers speak >_> of. +uWu THESEUS. Mowe ÚwÚ stwange than true. I never ^-^ may believe +^.^ These >_> antique fables, :3 nyow ^.^ these uWu faiwy ^.^ toys. +Wuvws ÚwÚ and xDD madmen ^.^ have such >_> seething brains, +Such >_< shaping xDD fantasies, UwU that ^.^ appwehend +Mowe than cool reason >w< evew compwehends. +The lunatic, OwO the ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 poet, +uWu Awe >_> of ^.^ imaginyation >w< aww >_> compact. +>_< Onye >_> sees ^-^ mowe devils than UwU vast heww can howd; +:33 That :3 is OwO the madman. The ^.^ wuvw, >w< aww as fwantic, +>_< Sees ^-^ Hewen's x3 beauty in :3 a uWu bwow >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. +The >_< poet's eye, in :3 a fine frenzy ^w^ wowwing, +^-^ Doth OwO gwance ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; +And as ^.^ imaginyation OwO bodies :3 fowth +The >_> fowms >_> of >w< things :33 unknyown, OwO the >_< poet's ;;w;; pen +Turns them ^-^ to shapes, ÚwÚ and gives ^-^ to >_> aiwy nyothing +OwO A UwU wocaw ÚwÚ habitation ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< nyame. +Such tricks ;;w;; hath >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation +That, ^-^ if ^.^ it would uWu but ^.^ appwehend >w< some joy, +^w^ It comprehends >w< some OwO bwingew >_> of UwU that >_< joy; +Ow in OwO the night, OwO imaginying >w< some feaw, +OwO How :33 easy :3 is :3 a :3 bush suppos'd :3 a bear? +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. But >w< aww OwO the story >_> of OwO the night told over, +And >w< aww theiw ^w^ minds twansfiguw'd OwO so togethew, +Mowe witnesseth than fancy's ^w^ images, +And grows ^-^ to xDD something >_> of gweat ^.^ constancy, +But >_< howsoevew ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and x3 admiwabwe. + +x3 Entew WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, uWu HEWMIA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA + +uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^-^ wuvws, :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD miwth. +Joy, gentwe fwiends, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh >_< days >_> of love +x3 Accompany >_> youw heawts! +WYSANDEW. Mowe than ^-^ to OwO us +Wait in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD wawks, >_> youw board, >_> youw bed! +uWu THESEUS. Come UwU nyow; what ^-^ masques, what >_> dances uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 have, +ÚwÚ To wear away :3 this wong :3 age >_> of three ^w^ houws +>w< Between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aftew-suppew ÚwÚ and ^w^ bed-time? +:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< usuaw manager >_> of miwth? +What >_> wevews awe in ^.^ hand? ^-^ Is there nyo xDD pway +ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the xDD anguish >_> of :3 a ^w^ towtuwing >_< houw? +^-^ Caww uWu Phiwostwate. +PHIWOSTWATE. Here, :3 mighty :33 Theseus. +uWu THESEUS. Say, what abridgment ^.^ have you uWu fow :3 this evening? +What uWu masque? what ^.^ music? OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we beguiwe +The wazy UwU time, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot with >w< some uWu dewight? +PHIWOSTWATE. Thewe :3 is :3 a bwief how many sports awe >_> wipe; +UwU Make UwU choice >_> of ;;w;; which >_> youw Highness uWu wiww UwU see >_> fiwst. +[Giving :3 a >_> papew] +uWu THESEUS. xDD 'The ^-^ battwe with OwO the ^-^ Centauws, ^-^ to >w< be uWu sung +By OwO an Athenyian OwO eunyuch ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ hawp.' +>w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ that: UwU that ^.^ have I told my love, +UwU In >_> gwowy >_> of my x3 kinsman :33 Hewcuwes. +xDD 'The uWu wiot >_> of OwO the >_< tipsy :3 Bacchanyaws, +Teawing OwO the Thracian UwU singew in theiw rage.' +:33 That :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO device, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> pway'd +When I ^-^ fwom >_< Thebes came last :3 a UwU conquewow. +xDD 'The ÚwÚ thwice three OwO Muses ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow OwO the death +x3 Of Learning, ^.^ wate deceas'd in UwU beggawy.' +:33 That :3 is >w< some >_< satiwe, keen ÚwÚ and critical, +:3 Nyot :33 sowting with :3 a ^w^ nyuptiaw cewemony. +'A >w< tedious bwief scene >_> of x3 young Pywamus +And his love Thisby; vewy >_> twagicaw ÚwÚ miwth.' +OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ and tragical! >w< tedious ÚwÚ and brief! +:33 That :3 is ^.^ hot OwO ice ÚwÚ and :3 wondwous ÚwÚ stwange snow. +OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we find OwO the xDD concowd >_> of :3 this xDD discowd? +PHIWOSTWATE. OwO A xDD pway there ;;w;; is, my lord, >w< some >w< ten uWu wowds long, +^w^ Which :3 is as bwief as I ^.^ have OwO knyown :3 a xDD pway; +But uWu by >w< ten x3 wowds, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too long, +^w^ Which makes ^.^ it tedious; uWu fow in >w< aww OwO the xDD pway +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd >_< apt, ^-^ onye >w< pwayew ^.^ fitted. +And tragical, my x3 nyobwe lord, ^.^ it >_> is; +>_< Fow Pywamus :3 thewein doth :33 kiww :3 himsewf. +^w^ Which when I ^-^ saw weheaws'd, I >w< must uWu confess, +^w^ Made >_< minye eyes water; uWu but ^-^ mowe >_> mewwy ;;w;; teaws +The passion >_> of loud laughter never OwO shed. +uWu THESEUS. What awe uWu they UwU that ^-^ do xDD pway it? +PHIWOSTWATE. xDD Hawd-handed x3 men UwU that wowk in :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ Which never labour'd in theiw ^w^ minds ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; +And :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ toiw'd theiw ÚwÚ unbweathed memories +x3 With :3 this >_> same xDD pway x3 against >_> youw nuptial. +uWu THESEUS. And ^-^ we uWu wiww hear it. +PHIWOSTWATE. No, my x3 nyobwe lord, +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it over, +And ^.^ it :3 is nothing, nyothing in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +>_< Unwess you can find uWu spowt in theiw intents, +>w< Extwemewy stwetch'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd with x3 cwuew ÚwÚ pain, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. +uWu THESEUS. I uWu wiww hear UwU that xDD pway; +>_< Fow never ^w^ anything can >w< be ÚwÚ amiss +When ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and >_> duty >w< tendew it. +Go, bwing them in; ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw places, ladies. +Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see wretchedness o'ew-chawged, +And >_> duty in his service ^w^ pewishing. +uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Why, gentwe ;;w;; sweet, you uWu shaww UwU see nyo such >_> thing. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ He :33 says uWu they can ^-^ do nyothing in :3 this OwO kind. +uWu THESEUS. The kinder >_> we, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks uWu fow nothing. +Our uWu spowt uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ;;w;; mistake; +And what UwU poow >_> duty cannyot uWu do, x3 nyobwe >_< wespect +Takes ^.^ it in OwO might, ^.^ nyot mewit. +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have xDD come, gweat xDD cwewks ^.^ have purposed +ÚwÚ To gweet me with ^w^ pwemeditated welcomes; +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen them :33 shivew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook pawe, +UwU Make >_> pewiods in OwO the midst >_> of sentences, +Throttle theiw practis'd accent in theiw uWu feaws, +And, in ;;w;; concwusion, dumbly ^.^ have x3 bwoke OwO off, +:3 Nyot paying me :3 a welcome. OwO Twust uWu me, ;;w;; sweet, +Out >_> of :3 this siwence ÚwÚ yet I pick'd :3 a ^.^ wewcome; +And in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD feawfuw >_> duty +I ;;w;; wead as >w< much as ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> wattwing :33 tongue +x3 Of ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ and audacious eloquence. +UwU Wuv, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tongue-tied simplicity +UwU In :33 weast speak UwU most ^-^ to my uWu capacity. + +;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE + +PHIWOSTWATE. SO >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the Prologue :3 is xDD addwess'd. +uWu THESEUS. >_> Wet him appwoach. [Flourish >_> of trumpets] + +x3 Entew uWu QUINCE as OwO the ^-^ PWOWOGUE + +PROLOGUE. >w< If ^-^ we offend, ^.^ it :3 is with ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww. +:33 That you shouwd xDD think, ^-^ we come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to offend, +But with good uWu wiww. ÚwÚ To show ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ simpwe skill, +:33 That :3 is OwO the OwO twue beginning >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO end. +Consider then, ^-^ we come uWu but in ÚwÚ despite. +We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD come, as >_< minding ^-^ to ^.^ content you, +Our OwO twue ^.^ intent is. ^-^ Aww uWu fow >_> youw dewight +We awe ^.^ nyot here. :33 That you shouwd here ^w^ wepent you, +The uWu actows awe at ^.^ band; :3 and, uWu by theiw show, +You uWu shaww xDD knyow aww, UwU that you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< knyow, +uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 fewwow doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> points. +WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 wid his ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ cowt; ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot +OwO the ÚwÚ stop. OwO A good moral, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, uWu but +^-^ to speak true. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd uWu on :3 this ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a +:3 wecowdew- :3 a ^w^ sound, uWu but ^.^ nyot in guvwnment. +uWu THESEUS. His OwO speech ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a >w< tangwed chain; nyothing im paired, +uWu but >w< aww disordered. OwO Who :3 is next? + +OwO Entew, with :3 a twumpet before ;;w;; them, as in OwO dumb show, +^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, ÚwÚ and UwU WION + +PROLOGUE. :33 Gentwes, UwU pewchance you wonder at :3 this ^w^ show; +But wonder OwO on, ÚwÚ tiww >w< twuth ^-^ make >w< aww >w< things plain. +:3 This man :3 is >_< Pywamus, ^-^ if you would know; +:3 This uWu beauteous wady Thisby :3 is >w< cewtain. +:3 This man, with lime ÚwÚ and rough-cast, doth ÚwÚ pwesent +UwU Waww, UwU that :3 viwe Waww ;;w;; which >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ sundew; +And OwO thwough ÚwÚ Wawws ^.^ chink, UwU poow souls, uWu they awe ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To :3 whispew. ^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; which let nyo man wondew. +:3 This man, with >_< wanthown, dog, ÚwÚ and :3 bush >_> of :33 thown, +OwO Pwesenteth xDD Moonshinye; for, ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< knyow, +By >_> moonshinye >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ think nyo :33 scown +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at :3 Nyinyus' OwO tomb, there, there ^-^ to UwU woo. +:3 This :33 gwiswy >_> beast, ;;w;; which uWu Wion >w< hight uWu by uWu nyame, +The >_> twusty UwU Thisby, UwU coming ^.^ fiwst uWu by night, +OwO Did uWu scawe ^w^ away, ^w^ ow wathew >_> did ÚwÚ affwight; +And as ^.^ she >w< fwed, xDD hew mantle ^.^ she >_> did fall; +^w^ Which uWu Wion :3 viwe with bwoody OwO mouth >_> did ^-^ stain. +Anon comes >_< Pywamus, ^w^ sweet xDD youth ÚwÚ and tall, +And ^.^ finds his >_> twusty xDD Thisby's mantle slain; +Whereat with ^w^ bwade, with bwoody ^.^ bwamefuw ^w^ bwade, +ÚwÚ He bravely x3 bwoach'd his OwO boiwing bwoody breast; +And UwU Thisby, ^.^ tawwying in ^-^ muwbewwy :33 shade, +His dagger :3 dwew, ÚwÚ and died. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, +>_> Wet x3 Wion, Moonshine, UwU Waww, ÚwÚ and lovers OwO twain, +^.^ At uWu wawge :3 discouwse >_< whiwe here uWu they ^-^ do :33 wemain. +>_< Exeunt uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, +WION, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE +uWu THESEUS. I wonder ^-^ if OwO the x3 wion >w< be ^-^ to speak. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, my uWu wowd: ^-^ onye x3 wion >w< may, when many UwU asses do. +^-^ WAWW. UwU In :3 this >_> same interlude ^.^ it doth befall +:33 That OwO I, ^-^ onye Snout uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ pwesent :3 a ;;w;; waww; +And such :3 a x3 waww as I would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think +:33 That xDD had in ^.^ it :3 a cwannyied hole ^w^ ow ^.^ chink, +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the ^-^ wuvws, Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, +OwO Did whisper >_< often vewy secretly. +:3 This loam, :3 this rough-cast, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ stonye, doth show +:33 That I x3 am UwU that >_> same ;;w;; waww; OwO the >w< twuth :3 is >w< so; +And :3 this OwO the UwU cwanny ;;w;; is, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and sinyistew, +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the xDD feawfuw lovers awe ^-^ to :3 whispew. +uWu THESEUS. Wouwd you desiwe lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw ^-^ to speak OwO bettew? +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< wittiest OwO pawtition UwU that >w< evew I heard +discouwse, my :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew ^.^ PYWAMUS + +uWu THESEUS. Pywamus dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ;;w;; waww; silence. +PYWAMUS. :3 O uWu gwim-wook'd :3 nyight! :3 O night with hue OwO so bwack! +:3 O night, ;;w;; which >w< evew art when :3 day :3 is :33 nyot! +:3 O night, :3 O night, :33 awack, :33 awack, :33 awack, +I ;;w;; feaw my xDD Thisby's pwomise :3 is fowgot! +And thou, :3 O waww, :3 O ;;w;; sweet, :3 O UwU wuvwy waww, +:33 That stand'st :3 between xDD hew >_< fathew's gwound ÚwÚ and mine; +Thou waww, :3 O waww, :3 O ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy waww, +Show me >w< thy ^.^ chink, ^-^ to UwU bwink OwO thwough with >_< minye eyne. +[WAWW howds OwO up his fingers] +ÚwÚ Thanks, courteous wall. OwO Juv OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww uWu fow x3 this! +But what UwU see what UwU see x3 I? :3 Nyo Thisby ^-^ do I :3 see. +:3 O ;;w;; wicked waww, OwO thwough xDD whom I UwU see nyo >_< bwiss, +:3 Cuws'd ^.^ he >w< thy >w< stonyes uWu fow ;;w;; thus OwO deceiving UwU me! +uWu THESEUS. The waww, >_> methinks, being >w< sensibwe, shouwd ^w^ cuwse again. +PYWAMUS. No, in truth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he shouwd not. Deceiving me :3 is xDD Thisby's +OwO cue. She :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew nyow, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ to UwU spy xDD hew OwO thwough OwO the wall. +You uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^w^ pat as I told OwO you; :33 yondew ^.^ she comes. + +x3 Entew uWu THISBY + +THISBY. :3 O waww, :33 fuww >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beard my xDD moans, +>_< Fow pawting my fair Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU me! +UwU My ^-^ chewwy lips ^.^ have >_< often kiss'd >w< thy ^w^ stonyes, +x3 Thy >w< stonyes with lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw xDD knyit OwO up in thee. +PYWAMUS. I UwU see :3 a ^.^ voice; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chink, +ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO an I can hear my xDD Thisby's face. +>_< Thisby! +THISBY. UwU My ^w^ wuv! :3 thou art my love, I uWu think. +PYWAMUS. :33 Think what :3 thou >_< wiwt, I x3 am >w< thy lover's ÚwÚ gwace; +And >_< wike uWu Wimandew x3 am I >_> twusty ^.^ stiww. +THISBY. And I >_< wike >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 Fates me kill. +PYWAMUS. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to OwO Pwocwus ÚwÚ was OwO so true. +THISBY. UwU As ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to >w< Pwocwus, I ^-^ to you. +PYWAMUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ kiss me OwO thwough OwO the hole >_> of :3 this :3 viwe wall. +THISBY. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the wall's :3 howe, ^.^ nyot >_> youw lips at all. +PYWAMUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb ^.^ meet me OwO stwaightway? +THISBY. Tide xDD wife, >_< tide >_< death, I come ^-^ without delay. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and uWu THISBY +^-^ WAWW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have OwO I, UwU Waww, my part UwU dischawged >w< so; +And, being >_< donye, ;;w;; thus Waww away doth ^.^ go. Exit xDD WAWW +uWu THESEUS. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon used :3 between OwO the two nyeighbouws. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo wemedy, my lord, when >_< wawws awe OwO so wilful ^-^ to hear +^-^ without warning. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 This :3 is OwO the x3 siwwiest stuff UwU that >w< evew I UwU heawd. +uWu THESEUS. The :33 best in :3 this >w< kind awe uWu but x3 shadows; ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst awe +nyo ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if ^.^ imaginyation amend ^.^ them. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >_> youw ^.^ imaginyation then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; theiws. +uWu THESEUS. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ imaginye nyo >_< wowse >_> of them than uWu they >_> of themsewves, +uWu they ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow excellent ^-^ men. ;;w;; Hewe come two x3 nyobwe ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ in, :3 a +man ÚwÚ and :3 a wion. + +x3 Entew UwU WION ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE + +;;w;; WION. :3 You, uWu wadies, you, uWu whose gentwe hearts ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw +The >w< smawwest monstrous xDD mouse UwU that ^-^ cweeps uWu on floor, +May nyow, UwU pewchance, uWu both ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe ;;w;; hewe, +When x3 wion xDD wough in wiwdest ;;w;; wage doth xDD woaw. +;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I as Snyug OwO the joinyew x3 am +OwO A x3 wion fell, :3 nyow ewse nyo >_< wion's UwU dam; +>_< Fow, ^-^ if I shouwd as x3 wion come in stwife +x3 Into :3 this place, 'twere ^-^ pity uWu on my wife. +uWu THESEUS. OwO A vewy gentwe >_> beast, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a good >_< conscience. +uWu DEMETWIUS. The vewy :33 best at :3 a >_> beast, my lord, UwU that e'ew I >w< saw. +WYSANDEW. :3 This x3 wion :3 is :3 a vewy :3 fox uWu fow his vawouw. +uWu THESEUS. True; ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> goose uWu fow his discretion. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow his valour cannyot carry his +OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fox >_> cawwies OwO the ÚwÚ goose. +uWu THESEUS. His OwO discwetion, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, cannyot carry his ^.^ vawouw; uWu fow +OwO the >_> goose >_> cawwies ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< fox. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. Weave ^.^ it ^-^ to his +OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and let OwO us listen ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Moon. +MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon pwesent- +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the howns uWu on his head. +uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo cwescent, ÚwÚ and his howns awe :33 invisibwe within OwO the +ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. +MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon UwU pwesent; +Myself OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to UwU be. +uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest error >_> of >w< aww OwO the west; OwO the man shouwd +>w< be >w< put OwO into OwO the lantern. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it ewse OwO the man >w< i' th' ^.^ moon? +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot come there uWu fow OwO the candle; for, you >_> see, ^.^ it +:3 is already in ;;w;; snyuff. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I x3 am aweary >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ moon. Wouwd ^.^ he would xDD change! +uWu THESEUS. ^w^ It OwO appeaws, uWu by his small ^.^ wight >_> of OwO discwetion, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is +in OwO the OwO wanye; uWu but >_> yet, in couwtesy, in >w< aww reason, ^-^ we >w< must stay +OwO the xDD time. +WYSANDEW. Pwoceed, ^-^ Moon. +>_< MOON. ^-^ Aww UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say :3 is ^-^ to tell you UwU that OwO the lanthorn :3 is +OwO the moon; OwO I, OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' :33 Moon; :3 this thorn-bush, my OwO thown-bush; +ÚwÚ and :3 this dog, my >_< dog. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww ^.^ these shouwd >w< be in OwO the OwO wantewn; uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these +awe in OwO the ÚwÚ moon. But siwence; here comes >_< Thisby. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY + +THISBY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. :3 Whewe :3 is my love? +;;w;; WION. :3 [Woawing] O- ÚwÚ [THISBY runs >_> off] +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ Weww uWu woaw'd, :3 Wion. +uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ^-^ wun, >_< Thisby. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ Weww uWu shonye, ^-^ Moon. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shinyes with :3 a good +>_< gwace. UwU [The UwU WION ;;w;; teaws UwU THISBY'S :33 Mantwe, ÚwÚ and :3 exit] +uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; mous'd, :3 Wion. + +;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PYWAMUS + +uWu DEMETWIUS. And then came Pywamus. +WYSANDEW. And OwO so OwO the x3 wion ^w^ vanyish'd. +PYWAMUS. ^.^ Sweet xDD Moon, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sunny :33 beams; +I :3 thank ^.^ thee, xDD Moon, uWu fow shining :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ bwight; +>_< Fow, uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious golden, glittering gleams, +I xDD twust ^-^ to UwU take >_> of >w< twuest Thisby ^w^ sight. +But ÚwÚ stay, :3 O :33 spite! +But ^-^ mawk, UwU poow :3 knyight, +What dreadful dole :3 is :3 hewe! +^.^ Eyes, ^-^ do you see? +OwO How can ^.^ it x3 he? +:3 O dainty >_< duck! :3 O :33 deaw! +x3 Thy mantle uWu good, +>_< What! :33 stain'd with blood? +Appwoach, ye ÚwÚ Fuwies feww. +:3 O Fates! xDD come, x3 come; +xDD Cut thwead ÚwÚ and thwum; +^w^ Quaiw, cwush, conclude, ÚwÚ and quell. +uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO the death >_> of :3 a dear OwO fwiend, would >w< go +;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a man ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. UwU Beshwew my xDD heawt, uWu but I ^-^ pity OwO the xDD man. +PYWAMUS. :3 O wherefore, uWu Nyatuwe, didst :3 thou ^.^ wions ^w^ fwame? +x3 Since x3 wion :3 viwe ;;w;; hath here :33 defwowew'd my dear; +^w^ Which UwU is- no, OwO nyo- ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_< dame +:33 That liv'd, UwU that ;;w;; wov'd, UwU that lik'd, UwU that ^.^ wook'd with ^.^ cheew. +^w^ Come, >_< teaws, confound; +:33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and x3 wound +The pap >_> of Pywamus; +>w< Ay, UwU that weft ^w^ pap, +:3 Whewe OwO heawt doth UwU hop. >_> [Stabs ^w^ himsewf] +ÚwÚ Thus die OwO I, thus, thus, OwO thus. +Nyow x3 am I OwO dead, +Nyow x3 am I >_> fwed; +UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ sky. +Tongue, wose >w< thy ^-^ wight; +xDD Moon, UwU take >w< thy fwight. xDD [Exit >_> MOONSHINyE] +Nyow x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, ^-^ die. ;;w;; [Dies] +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo x3 die, uWu but OwO an x3 ace, uWu fow him; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. +WYSANDEW. Less than OwO an x3 ace, >w< man; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; ^.^ he :3 is nothing. +uWu THESEUS. x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :3 a OwO suwgeon ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ yet >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet +^w^ pwuv OwO an ass. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. OwO How uWu chance Moonshinye :3 is gonye before Thisby comes xDD back +ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds xDD hew wuvw? + +;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY + +uWu THESEUS. She uWu wiww find him uWu by ^-^ stawwight. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she >w< comes; ÚwÚ and xDD hew +passion ends OwO the play. +ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. x3 Methinks ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow such :3 a +Pywamus; I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be brief. +uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO A UwU mote uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the bawance, ;;w;; which >_< Pywamus, ;;w;; which +UwU Thisby, :3 is OwO the >_> bettew- ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a man, :3 God ;;w;; wawwant us: She uWu fow :3 a +woman, :3 God bless >_< us! +WYSANDEW. She ;;w;; hath spied him already with x3 those ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. +uWu DEMETWIUS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD moans, videlicet:- +THISBY. xDD Asweep, my love? +>_> What, OwO dead, my x3 duv? +:3 O >_< Pywamus, awise, +xDD Speak, speak. OwO Quite ^w^ dumb? +uWu Dead, ;;w;; dead? OwO A tomb +Must cuvw >w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. +^.^ These ^-^ wiwy wips, +:3 This ^-^ chewwy nyose, +^.^ These x3 yewwow cowslip :33 cheeks, +uWu Awe gone, awe gone; +Lovers, ^-^ make x3 moan; +His eyes ;;w;; wewe green as ^w^ weeks. +:3 O Sisters OwO Thwee, +^w^ Come, come ^-^ to uWu me, +x3 With ^.^ hands as OwO pawe as ^-^ miwk; +>w< Way them in uWu gowe, +x3 Since you ^.^ have showe +x3 With ÚwÚ sheaws his thwead >_> of siwk. +Tongue, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. +^w^ Come, >_> twusty swowd; +^w^ Come, ^w^ bwade, my uWu bweast >w< imbwue. >_> [Stabs herself] +And ^.^ faweweww, fwiends; +ÚwÚ Thus Thisby ;;w;; ends; +Adieu, OwO adieu, ^.^ adieu. ;;w;; [Dies] +uWu THESEUS. Moonshinye ÚwÚ and uWu Wion awe weft ^-^ to :33 buwy OwO the UwU dead. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Waww ^w^ too. +BOTTOM. >_< [Stawting :3 up] No, I assuwe OwO you; OwO the x3 waww :3 is ;;w;; down UwU that +x3 pawted theiw fathers. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Epilogue, ^w^ ow +^-^ to hear :3 a Bewgomask ^-^ dance :3 between two >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD company? +uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo epiwogue, I pray OwO you; uWu fow >_> youw xDD pway ^.^ nyeeds nyo excuse. +uWu Nyevew ;;w;; excuse; uWu fow when OwO the ;;w;; pwayews awe >w< aww UwU dead there :3 nyeed UwU nyonye +^-^ to >w< be :3 bwamed. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU that :3 wwit ^.^ it xDD had pwayed >_< Pywamus, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; hang'd ^-^ himsewf in xDD Thisby's ^w^ gawtew, ^.^ it would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a fine +tragedy. And OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and vewy notably discharg'd. But +xDD come, >_> youw Bewgomask; let >_> youw epilogue awonye. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] +The iwon :33 tongue >_> of xDD midnyight ;;w;; hath told twewve. +Lovers, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 'tis ^w^ awmost uWu faiwy xDD time. +I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< out-sweep OwO the UwU coming mown, +UwU As >w< much as ^-^ we :3 this night ^.^ have OwO uvwwatch'd. +:3 This xDD pawpabwe-gwoss xDD pway ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww ^-^ beguiw'd +The :33 heavy ^-^ gait >_> of ^-^ nyight. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, ^-^ to bed. +OwO A fowtnyight howd ^-^ we :3 this >w< sowemnyity, +UwU In ^w^ nyightwy >_> wevews ÚwÚ and OwO nyew jollity. >_< Exeunt + +x3 Entew PUCK with :3 a UwU bwoom + +PUCK. Nyow OwO the x3 hungwy x3 wion woaws, +And OwO the ^.^ wowf xDD behowws OwO the moon; +>w< Whiwst OwO the :33 heavy :3 pwoughman snyowes, +^-^ Aww with x3 weawy ^w^ task fowdonye. +Nyow OwO the ^.^ wasted bwands ^-^ do >_< gwow, +>w< Whiwst OwO the >_< scweech-oww, ^-^ scweeching ^w^ woud, +>w< Puts OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 wies in >_> woe +UwU In wemembwance >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ shwoud. +Nyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of night +:33 That OwO the gwaves, >w< aww >_> gaping ^.^ wide, +uWu Evewy ^-^ onye UwU wets :3 fowth his :33 spwite, +UwU In OwO the church-way ÚwÚ paths ^-^ to glide. +And ^-^ we x3 faiwies, UwU that ^-^ do run +By OwO the twipwe xDD Hecate's team +From OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +Following :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a dweam, +Nyow awe fwowic. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse +:33 Shaww >_< distuwb :3 this hallowed >_< house. +I x3 am x3 sent with UwU bwoom OwO befowe, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep OwO the ^.^ dust >_> behind OwO the ^w^ doow. + +x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, with >w< aww theiw x3 twain + +OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Thwough OwO the house ^w^ give glimmering >_< wight, +By OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and dwowsy uWu fiwe; +uWu Evewy ewf ÚwÚ and uWu faiwy uWu spwite +Hop as ^.^ wight as biwd ^-^ fwom :33 bwiew; +And :3 this OwO ditty, aftew uWu me, +:3 Sing ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance ^.^ it ^-^ twippingwy. +TITANyIA. First, rehearse >_> youw ^.^ song uWu by ^.^ wote, +ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> wowd :3 a warbling >_> nyote; +Hand in ;;w;; hand, with uWu faiwy >w< gwace, +uWu Wiww ^-^ we sing, ÚwÚ and bless :3 this :3 pwace. + +:33 [OBEWON :33 weading, OwO the ^.^ FAIWIES sing ÚwÚ and >w< dance] + +OwO OBEWON. Nyow, xDD untiw OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, +^.^ Thwough :3 this house OwO each uWu faiwy ^w^ stway. +ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 best ^w^ bwide-bed uWu wiww >_> we, +^w^ Which uWu by OwO us uWu shaww bwessed ^w^ be; +And OwO the xDD issue there UwU cweate +:33 Evew uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. +^w^ So uWu shaww >w< aww OwO the couples three +:33 Evew OwO twue in :33 woving ^w^ be; +And OwO the >_> bwots >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's hand +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot in theiw xDD issue ÚwÚ stand; +uWu Nyevew :3 mowe, uWu hawe-wip, :3 nyow ^-^ scaw, +Nyow mark OwO pwodigious, such as awe +>w< Despised in >_> nyativity, +:33 Shaww x3 upon theiw chiwdwen UwU be. +x3 With :3 this ^.^ fiewd-dew consecwate, +uWu Evewy uWu faiwy UwU take his ^-^ gait, +And OwO each uWu sevewaw ;;w;; chambew bless, +^.^ Thwough :3 this :3 pawace, with ^w^ sweet ^w^ peace; +And OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of ^.^ it bwest +:33 Evew uWu shaww in >_> safety ^-^ west. +^-^ Twip away; ^-^ make nyo stay; +UwU Meet me >w< aww uWu by >_< bweak >_> of day. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PUCK +PUCK. >w< If ^-^ we ^w^ shadows ^.^ have ;;w;; offended, +:33 Think uWu but this, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is :3 mended, +:33 That you ^.^ have uWu but x3 swumb'wed here +OwO Whiwe ^.^ these visions >_> did appear. +And :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 idwe theme, +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe yielding uWu but :3 a dweam, +:33 Gentwes, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wepwehend. +>w< If you pawdon, ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> mend. +And, as I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest UwU Puck, +>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO unyeawnyed xDD wuck +Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ scape OwO the serpent's tongue, +We uWu wiww ^-^ make amends ewe xDD wong; +Else OwO the uWu Puck :3 a xDD wiaw :3 caww. +UwU So, good night x3 unto you all. +>w< Give me >_> youw x3 hands, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fwiends, +And uWu Wobin uWu shaww restore :3 amends. Exit + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_< 1599 + + +>_< MUCH :3 ADO ABOUT ^.^ NyOTHING + + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +:3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Prince >_> of xDD Awwagon. +:3 Don :33 John, his xDD bastawd brother. +:33 Cwaudio, :3 a x3 young lord >_> of Florence. +Benedick, :3 a Young lord >_> of uWu Padua. +Leonato, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Messina. +Antonyio, OwO an ^.^ owd man, his brother. +>_> Bawthasaw, :33 attendant uWu on :3 Don Pedwo. +xDD Bowachio, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. +Conwade, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. +Fwiaw uWu Fwancis. +Dogbewwy, :3 a ;;w;; Constabwe. +^-^ Vewges, :3 a Headbowough. +OwO A ÚwÚ Sexton. +OwO A Boy. + +ÚwÚ Hewo, daughter ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. +Beatrice, niece ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. +Margaret, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. +>_< Uwsuwa, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. + +^-^ Messengews, Watch, UwU Attendants, etc. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +uWu SCENyE.--Messinya. + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. +An owchawd before Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew OwO Weonyato (Governor >_> of Messinya), :33 Hewo >w< (his Daughtew), +ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice >w< (his Niece), with :3 a Messenger. + +UwU Weon. I learn in :3 this letter UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo >_> of ^-^ Awwagon comes :3 this +night ^-^ to Messina. +Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu by ÚwÚ this. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot three leagues x3 off when I +weft >_> him. +UwU Weon. OwO How many gentlemen ^.^ have you lost in :3 this ^.^ action? +Mess. But xDD few >_> of ^-^ any sort, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >w< nyame. +UwU Weon. OwO A OwO victowy :3 is ^w^ twice itsewf when OwO the achiever brings UwU home :33 fuww +x3 nyumbews. I find here UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo ;;w;; hath bestowed >w< much uWu honyouw uWu on +:3 a x3 young OwO Fwowentinye called Claudio. +Mess. ^.^ Much deserv'd uWu on his UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and equally xDD wememb'wed uWu by :3 Don +Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf uWu beyond OwO the pwomise >_> of his ^-^ age, UwU doing +in OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wamb OwO the feats >_> of :3 a wion. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed +better ^-^ bett'wed x3 expectation than you >w< must OwO expect >_> of me ^-^ to tell +you ÚwÚ how. +UwU Weon. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO an uncwe here in >_> Messinya uWu wiww >w< be vewy >w< much ^.^ gwad >_> of it. +Mess. I ^.^ have already UwU dewivewed him :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws >w< much +^.^ joy in him; x3 even OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ joy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot show itsewf modest +enough ^-^ without :3 a badge >_> of >_> bittewnyess. +UwU Weon. OwO Did ^.^ he >_< bweak >_< out OwO into ÚwÚ teaws? +Mess. UwU In gweat measure. +UwU Weon. OwO A >w< kind ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of kindness. Thewe awe nyo faces twuew than +x3 those UwU that awe OwO so ^w^ wash'd. OwO How >w< much better :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to weep at ^.^ joy +than ^-^ to ^.^ joy at ^w^ weeping! +uWu Beat. I pray you, :3 is UwU Signyiow Mountanto wetuwn'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wars ^w^ ow nyo? +Mess. I xDD knyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU that uWu nyame, >_< wady. Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye such in OwO the +;;w;; awmy >_> of ^-^ any :33 sowt. +UwU Weon. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that you ÚwÚ ask for, ;;w;; nyiece? +Hero. UwU My cousin :3 means UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick >_> of uWu Padua. +Mess. :33 O, :33 he's wetuwn'd, ÚwÚ and as >_> pweasant as >w< evew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He xDD set OwO up his ^.^ biwws here in >_> Messinya ÚwÚ and challeng'd ;;w;; Cupid at +OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, ÚwÚ and my xDD uncwe's fool, reading OwO the challenge, +subscrib'd uWu fow ;;w;; Cupid ÚwÚ and challeng'd him at OwO the >_< buwbowt. I pray +you, how many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and eaten in ^.^ these waws? But how +many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ kiww'd? >_< Fow >_< indeed I promised ^-^ to xDD eat >w< aww >_> of his +killing. +UwU Weon. OwO Faith, niece, you >_> tax UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick xDD too :33 much; uWu but :3 he'ww +>w< be ^.^ meet with you, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. +Mess. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 donye good UwU sewvice, >w< wady, in ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. +uWu Beat. You xDD had >_> musty victual, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to xDD eat it. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a +vewy ÚwÚ vawiant trencherman; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent :3 stomach. +Mess. And :3 a good sowdiew UwU too, >_< wady. +uWu Beat. And :3 a good sowdiew ^-^ to :3 a lady; uWu but what :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 a UwU wowd? +Mess. OwO A lord ^-^ to :3 a lord, :3 a man ^-^ to :3 a >w< man; ^w^ stuff'd with >w< aww honyouwabwe +virtues. +uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so :3 indeed. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than :3 a ^w^ stuff'd >w< man; uWu but uWu fow +OwO the >_< stuffing--weww, ^-^ we awe >w< aww mortal. +UwU Weon. You >w< must ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, >_> mistake my nyiece. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy +OwO waw ;;w;; betwixt UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and :3 hew. ^.^ They never ^.^ meet uWu but :33 thewe's +:3 a skirmish >_> of ÚwÚ wit :3 between ^.^ them. +uWu Beat. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he gets nyothing uWu by >w< that! UwU In ^-^ ouw last conflict ;;w;; fouw >_> of +his five xDD wits went >_> hawting OwO off, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the xDD whowe man guvwn'd +with UwU onye; OwO so UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf ^-^ wawm, let +him bear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a >_> diffewence :3 between ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and his x3 howse; uWu fow +^.^ it :3 is >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe +>_> cweatuwe. OwO Who :3 is his ^.^ companyion ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath every month :3 a OwO nyew +sworn brother. +Mess. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +uWu Beat. Very easiwy >_< possibwe. ÚwÚ He weaws his :3 faith uWu but as OwO the ^.^ fashion +>_> of his hat; ^.^ it >w< evew x3 changes with OwO the next block. +Mess. I >_> see, >w< wady, OwO the ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^.^ nyot in >_> youw ^-^ books. +uWu Beat. >_< Nyo. An ^.^ he OwO wewe, I would >_< buwn my ;;w;; study. But I pray you, ^-^ who :3 is +his :33 companyion? ^-^ Is there nyo x3 young :33 squawew :3 nyow UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a +UwU voyage with him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deviw? +Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU most in OwO the >_> company >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe Claudio. +uWu Beat. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon him >_< wike :3 a UwU disease! ÚwÚ He :3 is sooner +>_> caught than OwO the ;;w;; pestiwence, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu takew runs ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^w^ mad. :3 God +^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe Claudio! >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the Benedick, ^.^ it uWu wiww +uWu cost him :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ewe UwU 'a >w< be >_< cuwed. +Mess. I uWu wiww howd fwiends with you, >_< wady. +uWu Beat. uWu Do, good >w< fwiend. +UwU Weon. You uWu wiww never run >_< mad, nyiece. +uWu Beat. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 a ^.^ hot ^-^ Janyuawy. +Mess. :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is approach'd. + +x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, >_> Bawthasaw, ÚwÚ and uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. + +Pedwo. Good UwU Signyiow Leonato, awe you come ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw :33 twoubwe? The +^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is ^-^ to UwU avoid ^-^ cost, ÚwÚ and you uWu encountew it. +UwU Weon. uWu Nyevew came twoubwe ^-^ to my house in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of >_> youw >w< Gwace; +uWu fow twoubwe being gone, comfort shouwd ^.^ wemain; uWu but when you xDD depawt +^-^ fwom uWu me, UwU sowwow ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess ^-^ takes his weave. +Pedwo. You ^w^ embwace >_> youw chawge xDD too :3 wiwwingwy. I ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 is >_> youw +daughter. +UwU Weon. Her mothew ;;w;; hath many xDD times told me ÚwÚ so. +uWu Benye. Were you in UwU doubt, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd uWu hew? +UwU Weon. UwU Signyiow Benedick, no; uWu fow then ;;w;; wewe you :3 a chiwd. +Pedwo. You ^.^ have ^.^ it x3 fuww, x3 Benyedick. We ^-^ may ^.^ guess uWu by :3 this what you +awe, being :3 a xDD man. >_> Twuwy OwO the wady fathews :33 hewsewf. Be happy, lady; +uWu fow you awe >_< wike OwO an honyouwabwe father. +uWu Benye. >w< If UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >w< be xDD hew fathew, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his head +uWu on xDD hew shouwdews uWu fow >w< aww Messinya, as >_< wike him as ^.^ she is. +uWu Beat. I wonder UwU that you uWu wiww still >w< be ^-^ tawking, UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. +uWu Nyobody ^.^ mawks you. +uWu Benye. >_> What, my dear OwO Wady >_< Disdain! awe you ÚwÚ yet wiving? +uWu Beat. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU Disdain shouwd die >_< whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such ^.^ meet +>_< food ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it as UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? ^w^ Couwtesy itsewf >w< must ;;w;; convewt +^-^ to >w< disdain ^-^ if you come in xDD hew presence. +uWu Benye. ;;w;; Then :3 is couwtesy :3 a turncoat. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain I x3 am loved >_> of +>w< aww uWu wadies, only you excepted; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd find in my +OwO heawt UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ hawd xDD heawt, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I love none. +uWu Beat. OwO A dear >w< happinyess ^-^ to women! ^.^ They would ewse ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed +with :3 a pernicious suitor. I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and my x3 cowd blood, I x3 am >_> of +>_> youw humouw uWu fow ;;w;; that. I xDD had wathew hear my ^.^ dog bark at :3 a crow +than :3 a man uWu sweaw ^.^ he loves >_> me. +uWu Benye. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ladyship still in UwU that mind! ^w^ So >w< some ^-^ gentweman +^w^ ow uWu othew uWu shaww ^w^ scape :3 a OwO pwedestinyate scwatch'd face. +uWu Beat. Scratching :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< wowse OwO an 'twere such :3 a ;;w;; face as +x3 youws :3 wewe. +uWu Benye. Weww, you awe :3 a x3 wawe pawwot-teachew. +uWu Beat. OwO A biwd >_> of my :33 tongue :3 is better than :3 a beast >_> of ^w^ youws. +uWu Benye. I would my horse xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of >_> youw tongue, ÚwÚ and OwO so good :3 a +continuer. But ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, :3 a God's >_< nyame! I ^.^ have >w< donye. +uWu Beat. You :33 awways ^-^ end with :3 a >w< jade's uWu twick. I xDD knyow you >_> of ^.^ owd. +Pedwo. :33 That :3 is OwO the sum >_> of aww, :3 Weonyato. UwU Signyiow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and UwU Signyiow +Benedick, my dear fwiend OwO Weonyato ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited you all. I tell him +^-^ we uWu shaww stay here at OwO the :33 weast :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he heawtwy uWu pways +>w< some >w< occasion ^-^ may :3 detain OwO us longer. I dare uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is nyo +ÚwÚ hypocwite, uWu but uWu pways ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU Weon. >w< If you sweaw, my lord, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. uWu [To :3 Don +John] >_> Wet me ;;w;; bid you welcome, my :33 wowd. >_> Being >_< weconciwed ^-^ to OwO the +Prince >_> youw :33 bwothew, I owe you >w< aww >_< duty. +John. I :3 thank you. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of many x3 wowds, uWu but I :3 thank you. +UwU Weon. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; wead :3 on? +Pedwo. Your ;;w;; hand, :3 Weonyato. We uWu wiww >w< go >w< togethew. +OwO Exeunt. Manent UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and Claudio. +>_> Cwaud. Benedick, didst :3 thou ^-^ nyote OwO the daughter >_> of UwU Signyiow Leonato? +uWu Benye. I nyoted xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ wook'd uWu on :3 hew. +>_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a modest x3 young >w< wady? +uWu Benye. Do you xDD question uWu me, as OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd uWu do, uWu fow my ÚwÚ simpwe +OwO twue ^-^ judgment? ^w^ ow would you ^.^ have me speak aftew my :33 custom, as +being :3 a professed >_> tywant ^-^ to theiw OwO sex? +>_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. I pray ÚwÚ thee speak in :33 sobew UwU judgment. +uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, >w< i' :33 faith, >w< methinks she's xDD too low uWu fow :3 a UwU high :33 pwaise, +xDD too xDD bwown uWu fow :3 a fair :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe uWu fow :3 a gweat :3 pwaise. +>_> Onwy :3 this ^.^ commendation I can :33 affowd UwU hew, UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she uWu othew +than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe >_< unhandsome, ÚwÚ and being nyo uWu othew uWu but as ^.^ she +;;w;; is, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. +>_> Cwaud. Thou xDD thinkest I x3 am in sport. I pray ÚwÚ thee tell me ^.^ twuwy how +:3 thou lik'st :3 hew. +uWu Benye. Wouwd you ^-^ buy UwU hew, UwU that you enquire aftew uWu hew? +>_> Cwaud. ^w^ Can OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ buy such :3 a :33 jewew? +uWu Benye. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it into. But speak you :3 this with :3 a >_> sad +brow? ^w^ ow ^-^ do you xDD pway OwO the flouting >w< Jack, ^-^ to tell OwO us ;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a +good ^-^ hawe-findew ÚwÚ and >_< Vuwcan :3 a x3 wawe x3 cawpentew? ^w^ Come, in what ;;w;; key +uWu shaww :3 a man UwU take you ^-^ to >w< go in OwO the >w< song? +>_> Cwaud. UwU In >_< minye eye ^.^ she :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest wady UwU that >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. +uWu Benye. I can UwU see ÚwÚ yet ^-^ without >_> spectacwes, ÚwÚ and I UwU see nyo such OwO mattew. +There's xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd with :3 a x3 fuwy,exceeds +xDD hew as >w< much in x3 beauty as OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of May doth OwO the last >_> of +:3 Decembew. But I >w< hope you ^.^ have nyo ^.^ intent ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD husband, ^.^ have +you? +>_> Cwaud. I would scarce xDD twust ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< though I xDD had sworn OwO the +;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if :33 Hewo would >w< be my wife. +uWu Benye. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ onye man uWu but +^.^ he uWu wiww wear his ÚwÚ cap with suspicion? :33 Shaww I never UwU see :3 a +bachewow >_> of threescore OwO again? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< i' faith! An :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds +OwO thwust >w< thy neck OwO into :3 a yoke, wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and sigh away +Sundays. + +x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. + +Look! :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is wetuwnyed ^-^ to >w< seek you. +Pedwo. What >w< secwet ;;w;; hath held you ;;w;; hewe, UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +Leonato's? +uWu Benye. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU constwain me ^-^ to tell. +Pedwo. I chawge ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy allegiance. +uWu Benye. You OwO heaw, UwU Count Claudio. I can >w< be >w< secwet as :3 a OwO dumb man, I +would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think >w< so; ;;w;; but, uWu on my :33 awwegiance--mawk you this-on +my xDD awwegiance! ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. x3 With UwU who? Nyow UwU that :3 is >_> youw Gwace's +pawt. >_< Mawk how ^-^ showt his ÚwÚ answew UwU is: x3 With ÚwÚ Hewo, Leonato's ^-^ showt +daughter. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe so, OwO so ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it :3 utt'wed. +uWu Benye. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd :3 tawe, my uWu wowd: ^.^ 'It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, :3 nyow 'twas ^.^ nyot >w< so; +uWu but :3 indeed, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >_< so!' +>_> Cwaud. >w< If my passion >_> change ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ showtwy, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be +uWu othewwise. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Amen, ^-^ if you love UwU hew; uWu fow OwO the wady :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww :33 wowthy. +>_> Cwaud. You speak :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch me ÚwÚ in, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, I speak my OwO thought. +>_> Cwaud. And, in :33 faith, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. +uWu Benye. And, uWu by my two :3 faiths ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoths, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. +>_> Cwaud. :33 That I love UwU hew, I feew. +Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is x3 wowthy, I know. +uWu Benye. :33 That I neither ;;w;; feew how ^.^ she shouwd >w< be :3 wuvd, :3 nyow xDD knyow how ^.^ she +shouwd >w< be x3 wowthy, :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that x3 fiwe cannyot OwO mewt >_< out >_> of >_> me. +I uWu wiww die in ^.^ it at OwO the ^-^ stake. +Pedwo. Thou >_< wast >w< evew OwO an ^-^ obstinyate OwO hewetic in OwO the UwU despite >_> of +^w^ beauty. +>_> Cwaud. And never :33 couwd maintain his part uWu but in OwO the x3 fowce >_> of his +uWu wiww. +uWu Benye. :33 That :3 a ^-^ woman :33 conceived uWu me, I :3 thank UwU hew; UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ bwought me +uWu up, I wikewise ^w^ give xDD hew UwU most humbwe :3 thanks; uWu but UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have +:3 a >_> wechate uWu winded in my forehead, ^w^ ow >_> hang my bugle in OwO an :33 invisibwe +^.^ bawdwick, >w< aww >w< women uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them +OwO the :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ mistwust >_< any, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ to xDD twust +^.^ nyonye; ÚwÚ and OwO the fine :3 is (for OwO the ;;w;; which I ^-^ may >w< go OwO the finer), I uWu wiww +live :3 a bachelor. +Pedwo. I uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ thee, ewe I x3 die, ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe with wuv. +uWu Benye. x3 With angew, with sicknyess, ^w^ ow with x3 hungew, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ nyot with +wuv. uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I wose ^-^ mowe UwU bwood with love than I uWu wiww >_< get +UwU again with ^.^ dwinking, OwO pick >_< out >_< minye eyes with :3 a ;;w;; bawwad-makew's ;;w;; pen +ÚwÚ and >_> hang me OwO up at OwO the xDD doow >_> of :3 a bwothew house uWu fow OwO the >w< sign >_> of +uWu bwind ^w^ Cupid. +Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 faith, :3 thou xDD wiwt +^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> nyotabwe OwO awgument. +uWu Benye. >w< If I uWu do, >_> hang me in :3 a >_< bottwe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and >_> shoot at me; ÚwÚ and +^.^ he UwU that :3 hits uWu me, let him >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu on OwO the shouwdew ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd +^w^ Adam. +Pedwo. Weww, as UwU time uWu shaww try. +x3 'In UwU time OwO the savage uWu buww doth bear OwO the yoke.' +uWu Benye. The savage uWu buww :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the sensible UwU Benyedick bear +it, xDD pwuck x3 off OwO the buww's howns ÚwÚ and xDD set them in my forehead, ÚwÚ and +let me >w< be vilely painted, ÚwÚ and in such gweat letters as uWu they wwite +:3 'Hewe :3 is good horse ^-^ to hire,' let them signify uWu undew my >w< sign +:3 'Hewe you ^-^ may UwU see UwU Benyedick OwO the married ^-^ man.' +>_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< evew >_< happen, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ;;w;; hown-mad. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ nyot spent >w< aww his ÚwÚ quivew in >_> Venyice, :3 thou +xDD wiwt ^-^ quake uWu fow :3 this >w< showtwy. +uWu Benye. I ÚwÚ wook uWu fow OwO an ^w^ eawthquake xDD too xDD then. +Pedwo. Weww, you uWu wiww temporize with OwO the OwO houws. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, +good UwU Signyiow Benedick, wepaiw ^-^ to Leonato's, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and +tell him I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw him at :3 suppew; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made +gweat preparation. +uWu Benye. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost matter enough in me uWu fow such OwO an >w< embassage; ÚwÚ and +OwO so I commit ;;w;; you-- +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 tuition >_> of God. From my >_< house--if I xDD had xDD it-- +Pedwo. The ;;w;; sixth >_> of July. Your :33 woving OwO fwiend, x3 Benyedick. +uWu Benye. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD mock ;;w;; nyot, xDD mock not. The ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> youw :3 discouwse :3 is +sometime >_> guawded with fragments, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< guawds awe uWu but slightly +^-^ basted uWu on nyeithew. Ewe you fwout ^.^ owd ends ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, OwO examinye +>_> youw >_< conscience. And OwO so I xDD weave you. UwU Exit. +>_> Cwaud. UwU My UwU wiege, >_> youw Highness :3 nyow ^-^ may ^-^ do me :33 good. +Pedwo. UwU My love :3 is UwU thinye ^-^ to teach. Teach ^.^ it uWu but ;;w;; how, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see how :3 apt ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to learn +>w< Any ^-^ hawd lesson UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. +>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Hath OwO Weonyato ^-^ any UwU son, my UwU wowd? +Pedwo. :3 Nyo >w< chiwd uWu but Hero; she's his only :33 heiw. +Dost :3 thou :3 affect UwU hew, >w< Cwaudio? +>_< Cwaud.O my lord, +When you went >_> onwawd uWu on :3 this UwU ended x3 action, +I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon xDD hew with :3 a uWu sowdiew's eye, +:33 That lik'd, uWu but xDD had :3 a OwO woughew ^w^ task in hand +>w< Than ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive ^-^ wiking ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :33 wuv; +But :3 nyow I x3 am wetuwn'd ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> waw-thoughts +>_< Have weft theiw OwO pwaces >_< vacant, in theiw >_> wooms +Come thronging ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate desiwes, +^-^ Aww prompting me how fair x3 young :33 Hewo ;;w;; is, +uWu Saying I x3 wik'd xDD hew ewe I went ^-^ to ;;w;; waws. +Pedwo. Thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_< wike :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ pwesentwy +And tire OwO the :33 heawew with :3 a book >_> of wowds. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love fair ÚwÚ Hewo, cherish it, +And I uWu wiww >_< bweak with xDD hew ÚwÚ and with xDD hew fathew, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 hew. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end +:33 That :3 thou began'st ^-^ to twist OwO so fine :3 a >w< stowy? +>_> Cwaud. OwO How OwO sweetwy you ^-^ do >_< minyistew ^-^ to love, +:33 That xDD knyow ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief uWu by his ^.^ compwexion! +But west my ^-^ wiking UwU might xDD too ^w^ sudden seem, +I would ^.^ have sawv'd ^.^ it with :3 a ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ tweatise. +Pedwo. What :3 nyeed OwO the >_> bwidge >w< much ^w^ bwoadew than OwO the xDD fwood? +The ÚwÚ faiwest gwant :3 is OwO the nyecessity. +Look, what uWu wiww sewve :3 is ^.^ fit. ^.^ 'Tis once, :3 thou lovest, +And I uWu wiww x3 fit ÚwÚ thee with OwO the wemedy. +I xDD knyow ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 wevewwing to-nyight. +I uWu wiww assume >w< thy part in >w< some disguise +And tell fair :33 Hewo I x3 am :33 Cwaudio, +And in xDD hew uWu bosom I'll :33 uncwasp my OwO heawt +And UwU take xDD hew hearing pwisonyew with OwO the x3 fowce +And >w< stwong uWu encountew >_> of my amorous >_> tawe. +;;w;; Then aftew ^-^ to xDD hew fathew uWu wiww I bweak, +And OwO the >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. +UwU In practice let OwO us >w< put ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew :3 [at ^-^ onye ;;w;; doow] OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and :3 [at another doow, Antonio] OwO an ^.^ owd man, +bwothew ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. + +UwU Weon. OwO How nyow, xDD bwothew? :3 Whewe :3 is my cousin >_> youw xDD son? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he +provided :3 this ^.^ music? +:3 Ant. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy busy about it. But, :33 bwothew, I can tell you ÚwÚ stwange +UwU nyews UwU that you ÚwÚ yet dreamt ^.^ nyot >_> of. +UwU Weon. uWu Awe uWu they :3 good? +:3 Ant. UwU As OwO the ^-^ event ^.^ stamps them; uWu but uWu they ^.^ have :3 a good ÚwÚ cuvw, uWu they +show ;;w;; weww outward. The Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, walking in :3 a +thick-pleached ^-^ awwey in >_< minye owchawd, ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; thus >w< much ;;w;; uvwheawd uWu by +:3 a man >_> of ^-^ minye: OwO the Prince ^.^ discuvwed ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio UwU that ^.^ he loved my +niece >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and meant ^-^ to acknyowwedge ^.^ it :3 this night in :3 a +^w^ dance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD hew accowdant, ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU take OwO the +ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time uWu by OwO the :3 top ÚwÚ and OwO instantwy >_< bweak with you >_> of it. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath OwO the :3 fewwow ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit UwU that told you uWu this? +:3 Ant. OwO A good shawp fewwow. I uWu wiww ^-^ send uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD question him +OwO youwsewf. +UwU Weon. No, nyo. We uWu wiww howd ^.^ it as :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it :3 appeaw itself; uWu but +I uWu wiww :3 acquaint my daughter ^-^ withaw, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be OwO the better +prepared uWu fow OwO an ^-^ answew, ^-^ if peradventure :3 this >w< be true. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and +tell xDD hew >_> of it. xDD [Exit Antonyio.] + +ÚwÚ [Entew ^.^ Antonyio's >w< Son with :3 a ^-^ Musician, ÚwÚ and othews.] + +uWu [To OwO the Son] uWu Cousin, you xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to do. +>w< --[To OwO the Musician] :33 O, I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, >w< fwiend. uWu Go you with uWu me, +ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; use >_> youw skiww.--Good uWu cousin, ^.^ have :3 a cawe :3 this busy +xDD time. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +>_> Anyothew :3 woom in Leonato's OwO house.] + +x3 Entew Sir uWu John OwO the Bastard ÚwÚ and Conwade, his companion. + +>_> Con. What OwO the goodyeaw, my wowd! UwU Why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< out >_> of measuwe +sad? +John. Thewe :3 is nyo measuwe in OwO the >w< occasion UwU that :3 bweeds; OwO thewefowe +OwO the >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ without limit. +>_> Con. You shouwd hear reason. +John. And when I ^.^ have heard it, what blessings brings it? +>_> Con. >w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wemedy, at :33 weast :3 a uWu patient uWu suffewance. +John. I wonder UwU that :3 thou >w< (being, as :3 thou xDD say'st :3 thou :3 awt, :3 bown +uWu undew Saturn) ^w^ goest about ^-^ to OwO appwy :3 a :33 mowaw >w< medicinye ^-^ to :3 a +:33 mowtifying x3 mischief. I cannyot hide what I :33 am: I >w< must >w< be >_> sad when +I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at nyo ÚwÚ man's jests; xDD eat when I ^.^ have +>w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO wait uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's >_< weisuwe; ;;w;; sweep when I x3 am drowsy, +ÚwÚ and tend uWu on nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO businyess; waugh when I x3 am uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 cwaw nyo +man in his OwO humouw. +>_> Con. xDD Yea, uWu but you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO the :33 fuww show >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ may +^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without controlment. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against +>_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ta'en you newly OwO into his >w< gwace, xDD whewe +^.^ it :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU take OwO twue >w< woot uWu but uWu by OwO the fair +weather UwU that you ^-^ make OwO youwsewf. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyeedfuw UwU that you fwame OwO the +season uWu fow >_> youw >_> own uWu hawvest. +John. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a cankew in :3 a :33 hedge than :3 a wose in his >w< gwace, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ it better ^-^ fits my UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< be OwO disdain'd >_> of >w< aww than ^-^ to +^.^ fashion :3 a carriage ^-^ to x3 wob love ^-^ fwom any. UwU In this, >w< though I cannyot +>w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< honyest man, ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but +I x3 am :3 a ^.^ pwain-deawing :3 viwwain. I x3 am UwU twusted with :3 a :33 muzzwe ÚwÚ and +x3 enfwanchis'd with :3 a >w< cwog; OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have decreed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sing in +my >_> cage. >w< If I xDD had my uWu mouth, I would ;;w;; bite; ^-^ if I xDD had my wibewty, I +would ^-^ do my wiking. UwU In OwO the >_> meantime let me >w< be UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< seek +^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 awtew >_> me. +>_> Con. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw ^.^ discontent? +John. I ^-^ make >w< aww ;;w;; use >_> of it, uWu fow I ;;w;; use ^.^ it :33 onwy. + +x3 Entew >_> Bowachio. + +OwO Who comes hewe? What UwU nyews, ;;w;; Bowachio? +ÚwÚ Bowa. I came :33 yondew ^-^ fwom :3 a gweat >_< suppew. The Prince >_> youw bwothew :3 is +ÚwÚ woyawwy >w< entewtain'd uWu by Leonato, ÚwÚ and I can ^w^ give you ;;w;; intewwigence +>_> of OwO an intended marriage. +John. uWu Wiww ^.^ it sewve uWu fow ^-^ any :3 modew ^-^ to build mischief :3 on? +What :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a OwO foow UwU that >w< betwoths ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^-^ unquietnyess? +ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wight hand. +John. :3 Who? OwO the UwU most UwU exquisite >w< Cwaudio? +ÚwÚ Bowa. >_< Even ^w^ he. +John. OwO A pwopew squire! And UwU who? ÚwÚ and UwU who? ;;w;; which uWu way looks x3 he? +ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, uWu on ÚwÚ Hewo, OwO the daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 Weonyato. +John. OwO A vewy :3 fowwawd >_< Mawch-chick! OwO How came you ^-^ to uWu this? +ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Being >w< entewtain'd uWu fow :3 a perfumer, as I ÚwÚ was >_> smoking :3 a >_> musty +UwU woom, comes me OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, hand in hand in >_> sad +^w^ confewence. I uWu whipt me >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and there heard ^.^ it uWu agweed +x3 upon UwU that OwO the Prince shouwd ^w^ woo :33 Hewo uWu fow himself, ÚwÚ and having +obtain'd UwU hew, ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to UwU Count Claudio. +John. ^w^ Come, xDD come, let OwO us thithew. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< food ^-^ to my +displeasure. :33 That x3 young stawt-up ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my +uvwthwow. >w< If I can cross him ^-^ any >_< way, I bless ^-^ mysewf every way. +You awe uWu both ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ assist x3 me? +>_> Con. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< death, my :33 wowd. +John. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< suppew. Their :33 cheew :3 is OwO the gweatew UwU that +I x3 am subdued. Wouwd OwO the cook ;;w;; wewe o' my mind! :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^w^ pwuv +^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? +ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. +OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew Leonato, >w< [Antonyio] his xDD Bwothew, :33 Hewo his ^.^ Daughtew, +ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice his Nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD Kinsman; [also >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. + +UwU Weon. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU Count uWu John here at uWu suppew? +:3 Ant. I ^-^ saw him not. +uWu Beat. OwO How ;;w;; tawtwy UwU that ^-^ gentweman ^-^ wooks! I never can UwU see him uWu but I x3 am +xDD heawt-buwn'd OwO an hour >w< aftew. +Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> of :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy disposition. +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent man UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^.^ just in OwO the midway +:3 between him ÚwÚ and x3 Benyedick. The ^-^ onye :3 is xDD too >_< wike OwO an ^.^ image ÚwÚ and :33 says +nothing, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew xDD too >_< wike my lady's ewdest UwU son, xDD evewmowe +>_< tattwing. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Then half UwU Signyiow Benyedick's :33 tongue in UwU Count ;;w;; John's uWu mouth, +ÚwÚ and half UwU Count ;;w;; John's >_> mewanchowy in UwU Signyiow Benyedick's xDD face-- +uWu Beat. x3 With :3 a good ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a good ^.^ foot, uncwe, ÚwÚ and money enough in +his ^-^ puwse, such :3 a man would ^.^ win ^-^ any ^-^ woman in OwO the >w< wowwd--if UwU 'a +:33 couwd >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. +UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, niece, :3 thou xDD wiwt never >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD husband ^-^ if +:3 thou >w< be OwO so >_< shwewd >_> of >w< thy OwO tongue. +:3 Ant. UwU In :33 faith, she's xDD too cuwst. +uWu Beat. :3 Too curst :3 is ^-^ mowe than cuwst. I uWu shaww OwO wessen God's ^w^ sending +UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is said, 'God >_> sends :3 a curst cow ^-^ showt howns,' +uWu but ^-^ to :3 a cow xDD too curst ^.^ he >_> sends none. +UwU Weon. UwU So, uWu by being xDD too uWu cuwst, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send you nyo howns. +uWu Beat. xDD Just, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ send me nyo ^-^ husband; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which xDD bwessing I x3 am +at him x3 upon my knyees every xDD mownying ÚwÚ and evenying. :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot +>_> enduwe :3 a xDD husband with :3 a beard uWu on his face. I xDD had wathew lie in +OwO the woollen! +UwU Weon. You ^-^ may ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a xDD husband UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ beawd. +uWu Beat. What shouwd I ^-^ do with OwO him? dwess him in my apparel ÚwÚ and ^-^ make +him my ^w^ waiting gentlewoman? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a beard :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a +youth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo beard :3 is less than :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that +:3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a xDD youth :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that :3 is less than :3 a +man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take :3 sixpence in +eawnyest >_> of OwO the berrord ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead his apes OwO into ÚwÚ heww. +UwU Weon. ^.^ Weww then, >w< go you OwO into xDD heww? +uWu Beat. Nyo; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the gate, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ meet me >_< wike OwO an +^.^ owd uWu cuckowd with howns uWu on his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu say >_> 'Get you ^-^ to UwU heaven, +Beatrice, >_< get you ^-^ to >_< heaven. Here's nyo place uWu fow you OwO maids.' ^w^ So +x3 dewivew I OwO up my ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to x3 Saint Peter--for OwO the x3 heavens. +ÚwÚ He >w< shows me xDD whewe OwO the bachelors >_> sit, ÚwÚ and there live ^-^ we as >_> mewwy +as OwO the :3 day :3 is UwU wong. +:3 Ant. [to :3 Hewo] Weww, niece, I xDD twust you uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> youw +father. +uWu Beat. xDD Yes ;;w;; faith. ^w^ It :3 is my cousin's >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO cuwsy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, +uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ^w^ you.' But ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, uWu cousin, let him +>w< be :3 a xDD handsome fewwow, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ make another cursy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, +uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ;;w;; me.' +UwU Weon. Weww, niece, I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see you ^-^ onye :3 day >_< fitted with :3 a >_> husband. +uWu Beat. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 God ^-^ make x3 men >_> of >w< some uWu othew >w< metaw than xDD eawth. Wouwd +^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be overmaster'd with :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ vawiant +:33 dust? ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >_< account >_> of xDD hew life ^-^ to :3 a cwod >_> of wayward maww? +No, uncwe, I'll none. uWu Adam's >_< sons awe my brethren, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I +howd ^.^ it :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ match in my UwU kinwed. +UwU Weon. ^.^ Daughtew, wemembew what I told you. >w< If OwO the Prince ^-^ do ÚwÚ sowicit +you in UwU that kind, you xDD knyow >_> youw >w< answew. +uWu Beat. The fauwt uWu wiww >w< be in OwO the OwO music, uWu cousin, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wooed +in good xDD time. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< be xDD too UwU impowtant, tell him there :3 is +measuwe in evewything, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ dance >_< out OwO the >w< answew. >_< Fow, hear uWu me, +:33 Hewo: wooing, wedding, ÚwÚ and repenting :3 is as :3 a :33 Scotch >_< jig, :3 a +>_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and :3 a cinque-pace: OwO the ^.^ fiwst suit :3 is ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ hasty >_< wike +:3 a :33 Scotch >_> jig--and :33 fuww as fantasticaw; OwO the wedding, >_< mannyewwy +modest, as :3 a >_> measuwe, :33 fuww >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and ancientry; ÚwÚ and then comes +Wepentance ÚwÚ and with his OwO bad >w< wegs ^.^ fawws OwO into OwO the ^-^ cinque-pace +^-^ fastew ÚwÚ and fastew, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he sink OwO into his ^-^ gwave. +UwU Weon. uWu Cousin, you ^.^ appwehend >_< passing shrewdly. +uWu Beat. I ^.^ have :3 a good eye, UwU uncwe; I can UwU see :3 a church uWu by ^-^ daywight. +UwU Weon. The wevewwews awe :3 ent'wing, brother. UwU Make good woom. +xDD [Exit Antonyio.] + +OwO Entew, UwU [masked,] :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and Balthasar. +[With them ÚwÚ entew Antonyio, ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ masked. :33 Aftew them :33 entew] +:3 Don uWu John ^w^ [and >w< Bowachio >_> (without ^.^ masks), ^-^ who ^.^ stand ^w^ aside +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ duwing OwO the ^w^ dance]. + +Pedwo. Lady, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk :3 a ;;w;; bout with >_> youw fwiend? +Hero. ^w^ So you ÚwÚ wawk softwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO sweetwy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, +I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow OwO the OwO wawk; ÚwÚ and >w< especiawwy when I ÚwÚ wawk >_> away. +Pedwo. x3 With me in >_> youw xDD company? +Hero. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so when I pwease. +Pedwo. And when >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu say so? +Hero. When I >_< wike >_> youw >_< favouw, uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the lute shouwd >w< be +>_< wike OwO the case! +Pedwo. UwU My visor :3 is ;;w;; Phiwemon's woof; within OwO the house :3 is Jove. +Hero. UwU Why then, >_> youw visor shouwd >w< be x3 thatch'd. +Pedwo. ^w^ Speak low ^-^ if you speak wuv. [Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] +Bawth. Weww, I would you >_> did >_< wike >_> me. +>_< Mawg. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot I uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, uWu fow I ^.^ have many i-iww +^w^ quawities. +Bawth. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ onye? +>_< Mawg. I uWu say my ;;w;; pwayews awoud. +Bawth. I love you OwO the ^w^ bettew. The >w< heawews ^-^ may x3 cwy UwU Amen. +>_< Mawg. :3 God ^-^ match me with :3 a good UwU dancew! +Bawth. UwU Amen. +>_< Mawg. And :3 God ^-^ keep him >_< out >_> of my OwO sight when OwO the ^-^ dance :3 is :33 donye! +xDD Answew, >w< cwewk. +Bawth. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. The clerk :3 is ;;w;; answewed. +[Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] +>_< Uws. I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. You awe UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. +:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. +>_< Uws. I xDD knyow you uWu by OwO the uWu waggwing >_> of >_> youw head. +:3 Ant. ÚwÚ To tell you true, I >w< countewfeit >_> him. +>_< Uws. You :33 couwd never ^-^ do him OwO so ill-well unwess you ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy +xDD man. Here's his OwO dwy hand OwO up ÚwÚ and down. You awe >_< he, you awe >w< he! +:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. +>_< Uws. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you uWu by >_> youw excellent +^.^ wit? ^w^ Can :3 viwtue hide itself? uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ mum you awe ^w^ he. Gwaces uWu wiww +appear, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. OwO [ ^.^ They xDD step OwO aside.] +uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who told you so? +uWu Benye. No, you uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. +uWu Beat. Nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who you :33 awe? +uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO nyow. +uWu Beat. :33 That I ÚwÚ was disdainfuw, ÚwÚ and UwU that I xDD had my good ÚwÚ wit >_< out >_> of OwO the +OwO 'Hundwed OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ Tawes.' Weww, :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick UwU that ^w^ said +ÚwÚ so. +uWu Benye. What's x3 he? +uWu Beat. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. +uWu Beat. OwO Did ^.^ he never ^-^ make you >w< waugh? +uWu Benye. I pray you, what :3 is x3 he? +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the Pwince's jester, :3 a vewy :33 duww >_> foow. >_> Onwy his +>_> gift :3 is in ^.^ devising impossibwe slanders. None uWu but >_< wibewtinyes +dewight in him; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ commendation :3 is ^.^ nyot in his wit, uWu but in +his ^w^ viwwany; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu both pweases x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD angews ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and then +uWu they waugh at him ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the fweet. +I would ^.^ he xDD had :33 boawded >_> me. +uWu Benye. When I xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, I'll tell him what you >w< say. +uWu Beat. uWu Do, do. He'll uWu but >_< bweak :3 a :3 compawison ^w^ ow two uWu on me; ;;w;; which +peradventure, ^.^ nyot marked ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^.^ waugh'd at, strikes him OwO into +mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and then :33 thewe's :3 a ^.^ pawtwidge x3 wing saved, uWu fow OwO the OwO foow +uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^w^ suppew UwU that ^-^ nyight. +uWu [Music.] +We >w< must follow OwO the leaders. +uWu Benye. UwU In every good >_> thing. +uWu Beat. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ^-^ any iww, I uWu wiww xDD weave them at OwO the next +tuwnying. +x3 Dance. >_< Exeunt x3 (aww uWu but :3 Don :33 John, xDD Bowachio, ÚwÚ and Claudio]. +John. >w< Suwe my bwothew :3 is amorous uWu on :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 withdwawn xDD hew +fathew ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about it. The ;;w;; wadies follow xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu but +^-^ onye visor remains. +ÚwÚ Bowa. And UwU that :3 is Claudio. I xDD knyow him uWu by his bearing. +John. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? +>_> Cwaud. You xDD knyow me :33 weww. I x3 am ^w^ he. +John. uWu Signyiow, you awe vewy ;;w;; nyeaw my bwothew in his wuv. ÚwÚ He :3 is +;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on Hero. I pray you ^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is nyo +>w< equaw uWu fow his uWu biwth. You ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO the part >_> of OwO an >w< honyest man in it. +>_> Cwaud. OwO How xDD knyow you ^.^ he loves uWu hew? +John. I heard him uWu sweaw his UwU affection. +ÚwÚ Bowa. ^w^ So >_> did I UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 swowe ^.^ he would ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >_< tonyight. +John. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the x3 banquet. +OwO Exeunt. ;;w;; Manyet Claudio. +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ answew I in name >_> of UwU Benyedick +But hear ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews with OwO the ears >_> of Claudio. +ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ so. The Prince x3 wooes uWu fow :3 himsewf. +Friendship :3 is ;;w;; constant in >w< aww uWu othew >w< things +ÚwÚ Save in OwO the >w< office ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of wuv. +OwO Thewefowe >w< aww hearts in love ;;w;; use theiw >_> own xDD tongues; +>_> Wet every eye nyegotiate uWu fow itsewf +And xDD twust nyo x3 agent; uWu fow x3 beauty :3 is :3 a :3 witch +uWu Against uWu whose charms :3 faith xDD mewteth OwO into bwood. +:3 This :3 is OwO an accident >_> of houwwy proof, +^w^ Which I mistwusted not. Farewell OwO thewefowe Hewo! + +x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ^-^ [unmasked]. + +uWu Benye. UwU Count >w< Cwaudio? +>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, OwO the OwO same. +uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? +>_> Cwaud. >_> Whithew? +uWu Benye. >_< Even ^-^ to OwO the next willow, about >_> youw >_> own businyess, UwU County. What +^.^ fashion uWu wiww you wear OwO the OwO gawwand x3 of? about >_> youw neck, >_< wike OwO an +>w< usuwew's x3 chain? ^w^ ow uWu undew >_> youw arm, >_< wike :3 a xDD wieutenyant's ÚwÚ scawf? You +>w< must wear ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_< way, uWu fow OwO the Prince ;;w;; hath ^w^ got >_> youw Hero. +>_> Cwaud. I ^w^ wish him ^.^ joy >_> of :3 hew. +uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, that's spoken >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest drovier. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; seww +bullocks. But >_> did you ÚwÚ think OwO the Prince would ^.^ have served you +^.^ thus? +>_> Cwaud. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. +uWu Benye. ^.^ Ho! :3 nyow you strike >_< wike OwO the uWu bwind ^w^ man! ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO the :3 boy UwU that +stole >_> youw ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww beat OwO the UwU post. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, I'll xDD weave you. UwU Exit. +uWu Benye. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow hurt fowl! :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he cweep OwO into uWu sedges. But, +UwU that my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice shouwd xDD knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU me! The +Pwince's foow! Ha! ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be I >w< go uWu undew UwU that title ^.^ because I x3 am +^-^ mewwy. xDD Yea, uWu but OwO so I x3 am :3 apt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so +OwO weputed. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the base (though >w< bittew) ^-^ disposition >_> of xDD Beatwice +UwU that ^-^ puts OwO the x3 wowwd OwO into xDD hew person ÚwÚ and OwO so gives me >_< out. Weww, +I'll >w< be :33 wevenged as I OwO may. + +x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. + +Pedwo. Nyow, UwU signyiow, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^w^ Count? OwO Did you UwU see OwO him? +uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, my lord, I ^.^ have pwayed OwO the part >_> of OwO Wady ;;w;; Fame, I ;;w;; found +him here as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a lodge in :3 a x3 wawwen. I told ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I +ÚwÚ think I told him true, UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had ^w^ got OwO the good uWu wiww >_> of +:3 this x3 young >w< wady, ÚwÚ and I x3 off'wed him my >_> company ^-^ to :3 a wiwwow xDD twee, +;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a garland, as being ÚwÚ fowsaken, ^w^ ow ^-^ to uWu bind him +OwO up :3 a >w< wod, as being >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ whipt. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 whipt? What's his ^.^ fauwt? +uWu Benye. The fwat transgression >_> of :3 a schoolboy :3 who, being :33 uvwjoyed +with >_< finding :3 a biwd's nyest, >w< shows ^.^ it his ^w^ companyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD steaws +it. +Pedwo. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a xDD twust :3 a ^w^ twansgwession? The transgression :3 is +in OwO the stealer. +uWu Benye. >_> Yet ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ amiss OwO the ;;w;; wod xDD had >_< been made, ÚwÚ and OwO the +OwO gawwand :33 too; uWu fow OwO the OwO gawwand ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO wown himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the +;;w;; wod ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have bestowed uWu on you, :3 who, as I UwU take it, ^.^ have stow'n +his biwd's ÚwÚ nyest. +Pedwo. I uWu wiww uWu but teach them ^-^ to sing ÚwÚ and restore them ^-^ to OwO the :33 ownyew. +uWu Benye. >w< If theiw ;;w;; singing ÚwÚ answew >_> youw >_< saying, uWu by my :3 faith you uWu say +^-^ honyestwy. +Pedwo. The OwO Wady xDD Beatwice ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to you. The ^-^ gentweman UwU that +danc'd with xDD hew told xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is >w< much wrong'd uWu by you. +uWu Benye. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 misus'd me ÚwÚ past OwO the endurance >_> of :3 a >w< bwock! An xDD oak uWu but +with ^-^ onye green weaf uWu on ^.^ it would ^.^ have answewed UwU hew; my vewy visor +>_< began ^-^ to assume life ÚwÚ and :33 scowd with :3 hew. She told uWu me, ^.^ nyot +>w< thinking I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince's jester, UwU that +I ÚwÚ was >_< duwwew than :3 a gweat xDD thaw; huddling ÚwÚ jest x3 upon ÚwÚ jest with such +impossibwe ^.^ conveyance x3 upon me UwU that I ÚwÚ stood >_< wike :3 a man at :3 a ^-^ mawk, +with :3 a xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy uWu shooting at >_> me. She ^-^ speaks ;;w;; ponyiawds, ÚwÚ and every +>_> wowd OwO stabs. >w< If xDD hew >_> bweath ;;w;; wewe as uWu tewwibwe as xDD hew OwO tewminyations, +there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 wiving ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew; ^.^ she would ^.^ infect ^-^ to OwO the >_> Nyowth +Staw. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe endowed with >w< aww UwU that +:33 Adam xDD had weft him before ^.^ he twansgwess'd. She would ^.^ have :3 made +xDD Hewcuwes ^.^ have tuwn'd ^-^ spit, ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have cleft his UwU cwub ^-^ to ^-^ make +OwO the x3 fiwe ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, talk ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 hew. You uWu shaww find xDD hew OwO the +infernal ^-^ Ate in good ^w^ appawew. I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< some :3 schowaw would +conjuwe UwU hew, uWu fow ;;w;; cewtainwy, >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; hewe, :3 a man ^-^ may live as +>_> quiet in heww as in :3 a sanctuary; ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe xDD sin x3 upon >_< puwpose, +^.^ because uWu they would >w< go :33 thithew; OwO so >_< indeed >w< aww ^-^ disquiet, OwO howwow, +ÚwÚ and uWu pewtuwbation UwU fowwows :3 hew. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and Beatrice, Leonato, Hero. + +Pedwo. Look, here ^.^ she comes. +uWu Benye. uWu Wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to OwO the world's :33 end? I +uWu wiww >w< go uWu on OwO the x3 swightest ewwand :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO the >_> Antipodes UwU that you can +devise ^-^ to ^-^ send me OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a :3 toothpickew :3 nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the +>_< fuwthest ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ Asia; bwing you OwO the wength >_> of Prester ;;w;; John's +^-^ foot; ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a >_< haiw x3 off OwO the gweat >_< Cham's ^w^ beawd; ^-^ do you ^-^ any +>_< embassage ^-^ to OwO the Pygmies--rather than howd three wowds' +>w< confewence with :3 this hawpy. You ^.^ have nyo employment uWu fow x3 me? +Pedwo. None, uWu but ^-^ to desiwe >_> youw good :33 company. +uWu Benye. :3 O God, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's :3 a dish I love :33 nyot! I cannyot >_> enduwe my OwO Wady +ÚwÚ Tongue. [Exit.] +Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >w< wady, x3 come; you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Signyiow +x3 Benyedick. +uWu Beat. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ he lent ^.^ it me uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and I >_> gave him ;;w;; use uWu fow +it--a double OwO heawt uWu fow his >w< singwe ^w^ onye. x3 Mawwy, UwU once before ^.^ he xDD won +^.^ it >_> of me with false dice; OwO thewefowe >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ may ;;w;; weww uWu say I +^.^ have lost it. +Pedwo. You ^.^ have >w< put him down, lady; you ^.^ have >w< put him down. +uWu Beat. ^w^ So I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do uWu me, my lord, west I shouwd ^w^ pwuv +OwO the mothew >_> of fools. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom you x3 sent +me ^-^ to ^w^ seek. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Count? >w< Whewefowe awe you sad? +>_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot sad, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. OwO How ^.^ then? OwO sick? +>_> Cwaud. Neither, my :33 wowd. +uWu Beat. The UwU Count :3 is neither sad, :3 nyow >_< sick, :3 nyow uWu mewwy, :3 nyow ;;w;; weww; uWu but +civil ;;w;; count--civiw as OwO an xDD owange, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_> of UwU that x3 jeawous +complexion. +Pedwo. uWu I' :33 faith, >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw UwU bwazon ^-^ to >w< be true; >w< though I'll +>w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be so, his uWu conceit :3 is ^-^ fawse. Here, :33 Cwaudio, I +^.^ have >_< wooed in >w< thy uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and fair :33 Hewo :3 is x3 won. I ^.^ have x3 bwoke with +xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and his good uWu wiww obtained. >w< Nyame OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, +ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! +UwU Weon. >w< Count, UwU take >_> of me my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew my UwU fowtunyes. His +OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO gwace uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to ^.^ it! +uWu Beat. xDD Speak, >w< Count, 'tis >_> youw OwO cue. +>_> Cwaud. Siwence :3 is OwO the perfectest xDD hewawd >_> of OwO joy. I ;;w;; wewe uWu but wittwe +x3 happy ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu say how ^w^ much. Lady, as you awe ÚwÚ minye, I x3 am ^w^ youws. +I ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf uWu fow you ÚwÚ and dote x3 upon OwO the >_> exchange. +uWu Beat. xDD Speak, UwU cousin; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, xDD stop his OwO mouth with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss +ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot him speak nyeithew. +Pedwo. UwU In :33 faith, >w< wady, you ^.^ have :3 a >_> mewwy ÚwÚ heawt. +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; I :3 thank it, UwU poow fool, ^.^ it >_< keeps uWu on OwO the windy +>_> side >_> of cawe. UwU My cousin uWu tewws him in his ear UwU that ^.^ he :3 is in xDD hew +ÚwÚ heawt. +>_> Cwaud. And OwO so ^.^ she :33 doth, >w< cousin. +uWu Beat. Good :3 Wowd, uWu fow ^.^ awwiance! ÚwÚ Thus :33 goes every ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but +OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am sunburnt. I ^-^ may ^-^ sit in :3 a >_< cownyew ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ 'Heigh-ho uWu fow +:3 a x3 husband!' +Pedwo. OwO Wady Beatrice, I uWu wiww >_< get you ^w^ onye. +uWu Beat. I would wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 getting. ;;w;; Hath >_> youw +OwO Gwace :33 nye'ew :3 a bwothew >_< wike you? Your fathew ^w^ got excellent +;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if :3 a maid :33 couwd come uWu by ^.^ them. +Pedwo. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, >w< wady? +uWu Beat. No, my lord, unwess I UwU might ^.^ have another uWu fow >_< wowking x3 days: +>_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is xDD too costly ^-^ to wear every day. But I uWu beseech >_> youw +OwO Gwace pawdon >_> me. I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to speak >w< aww uWu miwth ÚwÚ and nyo OwO mattew. +Pedwo. Your siwence UwU most uWu offends uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be >_> mewwy :33 best >_< becomes +you, uWu fow >_< out o' xDD question you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in :3 a >_> mewwy hour. +uWu Beat. No, ;;w;; suwe, my lord, my mothew cried; uWu but then there ÚwÚ was :3 a star +^-^ danc'd, ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that ÚwÚ was I uWu bown. >w< Cousins, :3 God ^w^ give you >_< joy! +UwU Weon. Nyiece, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to x3 those >w< things I told you x3 of? +uWu Beat. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, uncwe, By >_> youw Gwace's ;;w;; pawdon. UwU Exit. +Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a pweasant-spiwited >_< wady. +UwU Weon. There's wittwe >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy element in UwU hew, my :33 wowd. She +:3 is never >_> sad uWu but when ^.^ she sweeps, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew >_> sad then; uWu fow I +^.^ have heard my daughter uWu say ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< often dreamt >_> of >_< unhappinyess +ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd x3 hewsewf with laughing. +Pedwo. She cannyot >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear tell >_> of :3 a >_> husband. +UwU Weon. :33 O, uWu by nyo means! She >w< mocks >w< aww xDD hew wooews >_< out >_> of ;;w;; suit. +Pedwo. She ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent UwU wife uWu fow x3 Benyedick. +UwU Weon. :3 O :3 Wowd, my wowd! ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a >_> week xDD mawwied, uWu they would +talk themsewves ^w^ mad. +Pedwo. :33 County :33 Cwaudio, when UwU mean you ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? +>_> Cwaud. :3 To-mowwow, my :33 wowd. Time :33 goes uWu on >_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww love ^.^ have >w< aww +his uWu wites. +UwU Weon. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww >w< Monday, my dear UwU son, ;;w;; which :3 is x3 hence :3 a ^.^ just +>w< sevennyight; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU time xDD too bwief UwU too, ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ answew +my mind. +Pedwo. ^w^ Come, you >_< shake OwO the head at OwO so wong :3 a uWu bweathing; +uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, :33 Cwaudio, OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go dully uWu by ÚwÚ us. +I uWu wiww in OwO the intewim >_< undewtake ^-^ onye >_> of Hercules' :3 wabouws, ;;w;; which +;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady xDD Beatwice OwO into :3 a +^.^ mountain >_> of xDD affection th' ^-^ onye with th' other. I would fain ^.^ have +^.^ it :3 a UwU match, ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ fashion ^.^ it ^-^ if you three uWu wiww +uWu but >_< minyistew such ;;w;; assistance as I uWu shaww ^w^ give you uWu diwection. +UwU Weon. UwU My lord, I x3 am uWu fow you, >w< though ^.^ it uWu cost me >w< ten nyights' +uWu watchings. +>_> Cwaud. And OwO I, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. And you UwU too, gentwe uWu Hewo? +Hero. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any modest >_> office, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp my cousin ^-^ to :3 a +good >_> husband. +Pedwo. And UwU Benyedick :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ unhopefuwwest xDD husband UwU that I know. +ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw can I UwU pwaise UwU him: ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ^.^ stwain, >_> of appwuvd +valour, ÚwÚ and confiwm'd x3 honyesty. I uWu wiww teach you how ^-^ to humouw +>_> youw uWu cousin, UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with UwU Benyedick; ÚwÚ and OwO I, +[to OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and >w< Cwaudio] with >_> youw two >_< hewps, uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; pwactise uWu on +UwU Benyedick UwU that, in UwU despite >_> of his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and his >w< queasy +>w< stomach, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with Beatwice. >w< If ^-^ we can ^-^ do this, +;;w;; Cupid :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO an awchew; his >_> gwowy uWu shaww >w< be UwU ouws, uWu fow ^-^ we awe +OwO the only love-gods. uWu Go in with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell you my dwift. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew :3 [Don] uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. + +John. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. The UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy OwO the daughter >_> of +:3 Weonyato. +ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I can cross it. +John. >w< Any :33 baw, ^-^ any cross, ^-^ any uWu impediment uWu wiww >w< be med'cinyabwe ^-^ to >_> me. +I x3 am uWu sick in xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> whatsoevew comes athwart his +xDD affection ;;w;; wanges ÚwÚ evenwy with x3 minye. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou cross :3 this +UwU mawwiage? +ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot ;;w;; honyestwy, my lord, uWu but OwO so cuvwtwy UwU that nyo uWu dishonyesty +uWu shaww :3 appeaw in >_> me. +John. Show me ÚwÚ bwiefwy ÚwÚ how. +ÚwÚ Bowa. I ÚwÚ think I told >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ since, how >w< much I x3 am in +OwO the :3 favouw >_> of Margaret, OwO the ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to Hero. +John. I wemembew. +ÚwÚ Bowa. I ^-^ can, at ^-^ any ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe x3 instant >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ appoint xDD hew +^-^ to ÚwÚ wook >_< out at xDD hew lady's ;;w;; chambew window. +John. What life :3 is in UwU that ^-^ to >w< be OwO the death >_> of :3 this UwU mawwiage? +ÚwÚ Bowa. The :3 poison >_> of UwU that :3 wies in you ^-^ to x3 tempew. uWu Go you ^-^ to OwO the +Prince >_> youw brother; spawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged +his uWu honyouw in uWu mawwying OwO the renowned ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ (whose x3 estimation ^-^ do +you ^w^ mightiwy howd UwU up) ^-^ to :3 a :3 contaminyated stale, such :3 a ^-^ onye as +Hero. +John. What >_> pwoof uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> of ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ Bowa. Pwoof enough ^-^ to misuse OwO the Pwince, ^-^ to uWu vex :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to ;;w;; undo +ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww :3 Weonyato. Wook you uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew x3 issue? +John. >_> Onwy ^-^ to UwU despite them I uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw ;;w;; anything. +ÚwÚ Bowa. uWu Go then; find me :3 a ^.^ meet hour ^-^ to dwaw :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Count +^.^ Cwaudio alone; tell them UwU that you xDD knyow UwU that :33 Hewo loves me; intend +:3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 zeaw uWu both ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ as--in love >_> of +>_> youw >_< bwothew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this UwU match, ÚwÚ and his UwU fwiend's +uWu weputation, ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; thus >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be cozen'd with OwO the sembwance >_> of +:3 a x3 maid--that you ^.^ have discuvw'd OwO thus. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy believe +:3 this ^-^ without trial. >_> Offew them instances; ;;w;; which uWu shaww bear nyo +less ;;w;; wikewihood than ^-^ to UwU see me at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, hear me +caww >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ Hewo, hear >_< Mawgawet term me uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and bwing them +^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO the vewy night before OwO the intended >w< wedding (for in +OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww OwO so ^.^ fashion OwO the matter UwU that :33 Hewo uWu shaww >w< be +absent) ÚwÚ and there uWu shaww :3 appeaw such seeming >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ Hewo's +>w< diswoyawty UwU that jealousy uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd assuwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the +pwepawation >_< uvwthwown. +John. Gwow :3 this ^-^ to what advewse xDD issue ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it in +:33 pwactice. Be ÚwÚ cunnying in OwO the >_< wowking this, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fee :3 is :3 a +^w^ thousand UwU ducats. +ÚwÚ Bowa. Be you ;;w;; constant in OwO the ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ cunnying uWu shaww ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ shame >_> me. +John. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go learn theiw :3 day >_> of marriage. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +Leonato's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew UwU Benyedick awonye. + +uWu Benye. :33 Boy! + +ÚwÚ [Entew UwU Boy.] + +Boy. ^-^ Signyiow? +uWu Benye. UwU In my ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window :3 wies :3 a uWu book. >_< Bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew ^-^ to me in +OwO the x3 owchawd. +Boy. I x3 am here uWu awweady, sir. +uWu Benye. I xDD knyow UwU that, uWu but I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and here again. +;;w;; (Exit ^-^ Boy.) I ^-^ do >w< much wonder UwU that ^-^ onye man, >_< seeing how >w< much +another man :3 is :3 a OwO foow when ^.^ he x3 dedicates his behaviours ^-^ to love, +wiww, aftew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ waugh'd at such shawwow fowwies in >w< othews, +ÚwÚ become OwO the awgument >_> of his >_> own :33 scown uWu by fawwing in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and such +:3 a man :3 is Claudio. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when there ÚwÚ was nyo music with him +uWu but OwO the uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fife; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow xDD had ^.^ he wathew hear OwO the tabow +ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu pipe. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wawk'd >w< ten UwU miwe +xDD afoot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a good armour; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he lie >w< ten nyights :33 awake +^.^ cawving OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ doubwet. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to speak ;;w;; pwain +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is +^.^ he tuwn'd :3 owthogwaphy; his uWu wowds awe :3 a vewy fantasticaw banquet-- +^.^ just OwO so many ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; dishes. May I >w< be OwO so OwO convewted ÚwÚ and UwU see with +^.^ these :3 eyes? I cannyot UwU teww; I ÚwÚ think not. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be sworn uWu but +love ^-^ may ^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to OwO an OwO oystew; uWu but I'll UwU take my OwO oath uWu on it, +ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 made OwO an oyster >_> of me ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ make me such :3 a +>_> foow. >_< Onye ^-^ woman :3 is :33 faiw, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; another :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am +;;w;; weww; another viwtuous, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww gwaces >w< be in +^-^ onye woman, ^-^ onye ^-^ woman uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come in my >_< gwace. UwU Wich ^.^ she uWu shaww +^.^ be, that's uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ nyonye; viwtuous, ^w^ ow I'll never +uWu cheapen UwU hew; :33 faiw, ^w^ ow I'll never ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; >_< miwd, ^w^ ow come ^.^ nyot +;;w;; nyeaw me; noble, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I uWu fow OwO an ^-^ angew; >_> of good discouwse, OwO an +excellent ;;w;; musician, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< haiw uWu shaww >w< be >_> of what >w< cowouw ^.^ it +>w< pwease God. Ha, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Monsieuw uWu Wuv! I uWu wiww hide me in +OwO the OwO awbouw. x3 [Hides.] + +x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Leonato, Claudio. +:3 Music :3 [within]. + +Pedwo. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we hear :3 this ^.^ music? +>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. OwO How still OwO the evening ;;w;; is, +UwU As hush'd uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 hawmony! +Pedwo. ^w^ See you xDD whewe UwU Benyedick ;;w;; hath hid >w< himsewf? +>_> Cwaud. :33 O, vewy well, my :33 wowd. The music >_< ended, +>w< We'ww x3 fit OwO the :3 kid-fox with :3 a OwO pennywowth. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Bawthasaw with Music. + +Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >_> Bawthasaw, ^w^ we'ww hear UwU that ^.^ song again. +Bawth. :33 O, good my lord, >_> tax ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< voice +ÚwÚ To :3 swandew music ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ once. +Pedwo. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the witness still >_> of x3 excewwency +ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; face uWu on his >_> own OwO pewfection. +I pray ÚwÚ thee sing, ÚwÚ and let me ^w^ woo nyo more. +Bawth. xDD Because you talk >_> of wooing, I uWu wiww sing, +x3 Since many :3 a wooew doth commence his suit +ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ nyot x3 wowthy, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he wooes, +>_> Yet uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, pray ÚwÚ thee x3 come; +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt howd ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ awgument, +Do ^.^ it in nyotes. +Bawth. ^-^ Nyote :3 this before my xDD nyotes: +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< minye that's wowth OwO the ÚwÚ nyoting. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these awe vewy cwotchets UwU that ^.^ he speaks! +^-^ Nyote uWu nyotes, :33 fowsooth, ÚwÚ and nyothing! uWu [Music.] +uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] Nyow >_< divinye air! Nyow :3 is his ^w^ souw ravish'd! ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ÚwÚ sheep's ^-^ guts shouwd hale souws >_< out >_> of xDD men's >_> bodies? +Weww, :3 a ^w^ hown uWu fow my >_> monyey, when all's >w< donye. +OwO [Bawthasaw ;;w;; sings.] +The >w< Song. + +ÚwÚ Sigh nyo :3 mowe, uWu wadies, sigh nyo ;;w;; mowe! +Men ;;w;; wewe xDD deceivews x3 evew, +>_< Onye foot in >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye uWu on :33 showe; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; constant never. +;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, +But let them ÚwÚ go, +And >w< be you :33 bwithe ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonny, +;;w;; Convewting >w< aww >_> youw x3 sounds >_> of >_> woe +x3 Into xDD Hey nyonny, ^w^ nyonny. + +:3 Sing nyo ^-^ mowe :33 ditties, sing nyo moe, +x3 Of >w< dumps OwO so :33 duww ÚwÚ and OwO heavy! +The uWu fwaud >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ was >w< evew so, +x3 Since uWu summew ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was weavy. +;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, &c. + +Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a good UwU song. +Bawth. And OwO an i-iww ÚwÚ singew, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. Ha, no, no, faith! Thou ;;w;; sing'st ;;w;; weww enough uWu fow :3 a shift. +uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that shouwd ^.^ have howl'd thus, +uWu they would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd him; ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God his OwO bad >w< voice uWu bode nyo +x3 mischief. I xDD had as live ^.^ have heard OwO the night :3 waven, come what +pwague :33 couwd ^.^ have come aftew it. +Pedwo. xDD Yea, uWu mawwy. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< Bawthasaw? I pray ÚwÚ thee >_< get OwO us +>w< some excellent x3 music; uWu fow to-morrow night ^-^ we would ^.^ have ^.^ it at OwO the +OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; chambew window. +Bawth. The :33 best I ^-^ can, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Faweweww. +Exit ^w^ Bawthasaw [with ^w^ Musicians]. +Come hithew, :3 Weonyato. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you told me >_> of uWu to-day? UwU that +>_> youw niece xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ was in love with UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? +>_> Cwaud. :33 O, ^.^ ay!-[Aside ^-^ to OwO Pedwo] x3 Stawk OwO on, :33 stawk OwO on; OwO the ;;w;; foww ;;w;; sits. +x3 --I >_> did never ÚwÚ think UwU that wady would ^.^ have loved ^-^ any xDD man. +UwU Weon. No, :3 nyow I neither; uWu but UwU most OwO wondewfuw UwU that ^.^ she shouwd OwO so dote +uWu on UwU Signyiow Benedick, xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in >w< aww >_> outwawd behaviours +>w< seem'd >w< evew ^-^ to abhor. +uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ^w^ Sits OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that cownyew? +UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, my lord, I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of it, uWu but +UwU that ^.^ she loves him with OwO an ÚwÚ enwaged UwU affection. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ past OwO the +>_< infinyite >_> of OwO thought. +Pedwo. May >w< be ^.^ she doth uWu but counterfeit. +>_> Cwaud. OwO Faith, >_< wike ^w^ enyough. +UwU Weon. :3 O God, counterfeit? Thewe ÚwÚ was never >w< countewfeit >_> of passion +came OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the life >_> of passion as ^.^ she >_> discuvws it. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, what effects >_> of passion >w< shows uWu she? +>_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] x3 Bait OwO the xDD hook well! :3 This >_< fish uWu wiww bite. +UwU Weon. What effects, my UwU wowd? She uWu wiww ^-^ sit you--you heard my +daughter tell you ÚwÚ how. +>_> Cwaud. She >_> did :3 indeed. +Pedwo. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, I pray you? You amaze >_> me. I would ^.^ have ^w^ thought xDD hew +spirit xDD had >_< been invincibwe x3 against >w< aww :3 assauwts >_> of UwU affection. +UwU Weon. I would ^.^ have sworn ^.^ it ^-^ had, my lord--especially x3 against +x3 Benyedick. +uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] I shouwd ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 a >_< guww uWu but UwU that OwO the white-bearded +:3 fewwow ^-^ speaks it. :3 Knyavewy :33 cannyot, ;;w;; suwe, hide ^-^ himsewf in such +x3 wevewence. +>_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ta'en th' OwO infection. Hold ^.^ it :33 up. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she :3 made xDD hew xDD affection OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO Benyedick? +UwU Weon. No, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ she never uWu wiww. ^.^ That's xDD hew UwU towment. +>_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis OwO twue :3 indeed. ^w^ So >_> youw daughter ;;w;; says. ^-^ 'Shaww ^-^ I,' :33 says +:33 she, 'that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ oft UwU encount'wed him with ^w^ scown, wwite ^-^ to him +UwU that I love ^-^ him?'" +UwU Weon. :3 This :33 says ^.^ she :3 nyow when ^.^ she :3 is beginning ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to him; uWu fow +she'll >w< be OwO up twenty xDD times :3 a night, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ sit in xDD hew +OwO smock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she ^.^ have :3 wwit :3 a UwU sheet >_> of >w< papew. UwU My daughter uWu tewws OwO us +all. +>_> Cwaud. Nyow you talk >_> of :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper, I wemembew :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest +>_> youw daughter told OwO us >_> of. +UwU Weon. :33 O, when ^.^ she xDD had :3 wwit it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was reading ^.^ it over, ^.^ she ;;w;; found +^w^ 'Benyedick' ÚwÚ and UwU 'Beatwice' :3 between OwO the sheet? +>_> Cwaud. xDD That. +UwU Weon. :33 O, ^.^ she OwO towe OwO the letter OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 hawfpence, ÚwÚ waiw'd at +x3 hewsewf UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be OwO so immodest ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ she +knew would fwout :3 hew. OwO 'I measuwe ^.^ him,' :33 says :33 she, 'by my >_> own +spirit; uWu fow I shouwd fwout him ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. xDD Yea, >w< though I +love ^w^ him, I should.' +>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; down x3 upon xDD hew knyees ^.^ she falls, ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ sobs, x3 beats xDD hew +xDD heawt, ;;w;; teaws xDD hew >_> haiw, prays, curses--'O ^w^ sweet x3 Benyedick! :3 God ^w^ give +me >_< patience!' +UwU Weon. She doth UwU indeed; my daughter :33 says ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ecstasy ;;w;; hath OwO so +>w< much ^-^ uvwbownye xDD hew UwU that my daughter :3 is sometime >w< afeawd ^.^ she uWu wiww +^-^ do :3 a desperate outwage ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. ^w^ It :3 is vewy true. +Pedwo. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe good UwU that UwU Benyedick knew >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >w< some xDD othew, ^-^ if ^.^ she +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw it. +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make uWu but :3 a uWu spowt >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >_> towment OwO the +UwU poow wady >w< wowse. +Pedwo. An ^.^ he x3 shouwd, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to >_> hang :3 him! x3 She's OwO an +excellent ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> (out >_> of >w< aww suspicion) ^.^ she :3 is OwO viwtuous. +>_> Cwaud. And ^.^ she :3 is >w< exceeding >_< wise. +Pedwo. UwU In OwO evewything uWu but in :33 woving x3 Benyedick. +UwU Weon. :33 O, my lord, OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; combating in OwO so >w< tendew :3 a body, +^-^ we ^.^ have >w< ten pwoofs ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that UwU bwood ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< victowy. I x3 am >_< sowwy +uWu fow UwU hew, as I ^.^ have ^.^ just ^-^ cause, being xDD hew uncwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU guawdian. +Pedwo. I would ^.^ she xDD had bestowed :3 this ;;w;; dotage uWu on >_> me. I would ^.^ have +^.^ daff'd >w< aww uWu othew respects ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew half ^-^ mysewf. I pray you +tell UwU Benyedick >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and hear what UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< say. +UwU Weon. Were ^.^ it uWu good, ÚwÚ think you? +>_> Cwaud. :33 Hewo OwO thinks ^w^ suwewy ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ die; uWu fow ^.^ she :33 says ^.^ she uWu wiww die +^-^ if ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww die ewe ^.^ she ^-^ make xDD hew love ;;w;; knyown, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 die, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ woo UwU hew, wathew than ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ bate ^-^ onye +>_> bweath >_> of xDD hew ^-^ accustomed UwU cwossnyess. +Pedwo. She doth :33 weww. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ make >w< tendew >_> of xDD hew love, 'tis +vewy possibwe :3 he'ww :33 scown xDD it; uWu fow OwO the man >w< (as you xDD knyow >_> aww) ;;w;; hath +:3 a contemptibwe spirit. +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy pwopew xDD man. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed :3 a good >_> outwawd >w< happinyess. +>_> Cwaud. Before God! ÚwÚ and in my UwU mind, vewy >_< wise. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ He doth >_< indeed show >w< some >_> spawks UwU that awe >_< wike wit. +>_> Cwaud. And I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. +Pedwo. UwU As xDD Hectow, I assuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and in OwO the ^w^ manyaging >_> of quarrels you +^-^ may uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu fow ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he >_< avoids them with gweat +OwO discwetion, ^w^ ow OwO undewtakes them with :3 a UwU most ^w^ Chwistianwike fear. +UwU Weon. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw God, UwU 'a >w< must x3 nyecessawiwy ^-^ keep ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he +>_< bweak OwO the :3 peace, ^.^ he ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO into :3 a >_< quawwew with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and +twembwing. +Pedwo. And OwO so uWu wiww ^.^ he do; uWu fow OwO the man doth ;;w;; feaw God, >_< howsoevew ^.^ it +uWu seems ^.^ nyot in him uWu by >w< some uWu wawge :33 jests ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ make. Weww, I x3 am +>_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw nyiece. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go >w< seek UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and tell him >_> of +xDD hew love? +>_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew tell ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. >_> Wet xDD hew wear ^.^ it >_< out with good +x3 counsew. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyay, that's impossible; ^.^ she ^-^ may wear xDD hew OwO heawt >_< out >_> fiwst. +Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww hear further >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw daughter. >_> Wet ^.^ it +cool OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. I love UwU Benyedick well, ÚwÚ and I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he would +modestwy OwO examinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU see how >w< much ^.^ he :3 is unworthy OwO so good :3 a +>_< wady. +UwU Weon. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you UwU .wawk? ^-^ Dinnyew :3 is weady. +^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] +>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he dote uWu on xDD hew x3 upon this, I uWu wiww never xDD twust my +^.^ expectation. +Pedwo. >_> Wet there >w< be OwO the >_> same nyet UwU spwead uWu fow UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >_> youw +daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ gentwewomen UwU cawwy. The uWu spowt uWu wiww ^.^ be, when uWu they +howd ^-^ onye OwO an >_< opinyion >_> of x3 anyothew's ^.^ dotage, ÚwÚ and nyo such OwO mattew. +^.^ That's OwO the scene UwU that I would >_> see, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be mewewy :3 a OwO dumb +show. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to caww him in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +>_< Exeunt >w< [Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO Weonyato]. + +;;w;; [Benyedick ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] + +uWu Benye. :3 This can >w< be nyo uWu twick. The >w< confewence ÚwÚ was :3 sadwy ÚwÚ bownye; uWu they +^.^ have OwO the >w< twuth >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Hero; uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ pity OwO the >_< wady. +^w^ It uWu seems xDD hew ÚwÚ affections ^.^ have theiw :33 fuww ^-^ bent. ^-^ Wuv x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it +>w< must >w< be wequited. I hear how I x3 am censur'd. ^.^ They uWu say I uWu wiww bear +^-^ mysewf >w< pwoudwy ^-^ if I pewceive OwO the love come ^-^ fwom :3 hew. ^.^ They uWu say xDD too +UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww wathew die than ^w^ give ^-^ any >w< sign >_> of UwU affection. I >_> did +never ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu mawwy. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem uWu pwoud. x3 Happy awe uWu they UwU that +hear theiw detractions ÚwÚ and can >w< put them ^-^ to mending. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the +wady :3 is fair--'tis :3 a truth, I can bear them UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous +--'tis so, I cannyot x3 wepwuv xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, uWu but uWu fow :33 woving OwO me--by +my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< addition ^-^ to xDD hew wit, :3 nyow nyo gweat awgument >_> of +xDD hew folly, uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< be howwibwy in love with :3 hew. I ^-^ may uWu chance +^.^ have >w< some uWu odd ^-^ quiwks ÚwÚ and wemnyants >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^w^ bwoken uWu on me ^.^ because I +^.^ have railed OwO so wong x3 against marriage. But doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 appetite +alters? OwO A man loves OwO the meat in his xDD youth UwU that ^.^ he cannyot >_> enduwe +in his age. :33 Shaww ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and sentences ÚwÚ and ^.^ these paper >_< buwwets >_> of +OwO the bwain awe :3 a man ^-^ fwom OwO the career >_> of his >w< humouw? No, OwO the x3 wowwd +>w< must >w< be ÚwÚ peopwed. When I ^w^ said I would die :3 a >w< bachewow, I >_> did ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ think I shouwd live ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe :3 mawwied. + +x3 Entew Beatwice. + +;;w;; Hewe comes Beatwice. By :3 this day, she's :3 a fair ^-^ wady! I ^-^ do UwU spy +>w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of love in :3 hew. +uWu Beat. uWu Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid You come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. +uWu Benye. ^-^ Faiw Beatrice, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. +uWu Beat. I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those ^w^ thanks than you UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to +:3 thank >_> me. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had >_< been painfuw, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have come. +uWu Benye. You UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe then in OwO the ;;w;; message? +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ^.^ just OwO so >w< much as you ^-^ may UwU take x3 upon :3 a :33 knyives ^w^ point, ÚwÚ and +uWu choke :3 a >w< daw :3 withaw. You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, :33 signyiow. Fawe you :33 weww. +UwU Exit. +uWu Benye. Ha! 'Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come in ^-^ to ^-^ dinnyew.' +There's :3 a double meaning in ;;w;; that. OwO 'I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those +^w^ thanks than you took x3 pains ^-^ to :3 thank ;;w;; me.' ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to +ÚwÚ say, 'Any x3 pains UwU that I UwU take uWu fow you :3 is as :33 easy as uWu thanks.' >w< If I +^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take ^-^ pity >_> of UwU hew, I x3 am :3 a villain; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU hew, I +x3 am :3 a Jew. I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get xDD hew >_< pictuwe. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Say UwU that :3 thou >_< uvwheawd'st >_< us; +And ;;w;; bid xDD hew >_< steaw OwO into OwO the >_> pweached xDD bowew, +:3 Whewe :3 honyeysuckwes, ripened uWu by OwO the >_> sun, +^-^ Fowbid OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew--wike >_< favouwites, +^w^ Made >_> pwoud uWu by princes, UwU that ^.^ advance theiw uWu pwide +uWu Against UwU that power UwU that bwed it. Thewe uWu wiww ^.^ she hide xDD hew +ÚwÚ To listen ^-^ ouw propose. :3 This :3 is >w< thy :33 office. +Beaw ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us awonye. +>_< Mawg. I'll ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >_> pwesentwy. [Exit.] +Hero. Nyow, >_< Uwsuwa, when xDD Beatwice doth xDD come, +UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do trace :3 this ^-^ awwey OwO up ÚwÚ and down, +Our talk >w< must only >w< be >_> of x3 Benyedick. +When I ^-^ do name ^w^ him, let ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy part +ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise him ^-^ mowe than >w< evew man >_> did mewit. +UwU My talk ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >w< must >w< be how UwU Benyedick +^-^ Is uWu sick in love with Beatwice. x3 Of :3 this matter +^-^ Is wittwe :33 Cupid's crafty awwow made, +:33 That only wounds uWu by heawsay. + +ÚwÚ [Entew >_> Beatwice.] + +Nyow x3 begin; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe xDD Beatwice >_< wike :3 a lapwing runs +Close uWu by OwO the >w< gwound, ^-^ to hear ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. + +UwU [Beatwice hides in OwO the awbouw]. + +>_< Uws. The pweasant'st angling :3 is ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< fish +xDD Cut with xDD hew gowden >_< oaws OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ stweam +And greedily devouw OwO the treacherous OwO bait. +^w^ So angwe ^-^ we uWu fow Beatrice, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow +^-^ Is ^-^ couched in OwO the >_> woodbinye cuvwtuwe. +OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot my part >_> of OwO the >_> diawogue. +Hero. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew, UwU that xDD hew ear wose nyothing +x3 Of OwO the false ^w^ sweet :33 bait UwU that ^-^ we uWu way uWu fow it. +^.^ [They xDD appwoach OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] +No, truly, >_< Uwsuwa, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too :3 disdainfuw. +I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu spiwits awe as coy ÚwÚ and wiwd +UwU As ^w^ haggawds >_> of OwO the wock. +>_< Uws. But awe you ^w^ suwe +:33 That UwU Benyedick loves xDD Beatwice OwO so ^.^ entiwewy? +Hero. ^w^ So :33 says OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my nyew-twothed :33 wowd. +>_< Uws. And >_> did uWu they ;;w;; bid you tell xDD hew >_> of it, OwO madam? +Hero. ^.^ They >_> did entweat me ^-^ to :3 acquaint xDD hew >_> of xDD it; +But I pewsuaded ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they :33 wov'd Benedick, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him wrestle with xDD affection +And never ^-^ to let xDD Beatwice xDD knyow >_> of it. +>_< Uws. UwU Why >_> did you so? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gentweman +>_> Desewve as x3 fuww, as >_> fowtunyate :3 a bed +UwU As >w< evew xDD Beatwice uWu shaww ^w^ couch xDD upon? +Hero. :3 O god >_> of ^w^ wuv! I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth deserve +UwU As >w< much as ^-^ may >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ man: +But :3 Nyatuwe never x3 fwam'd :3 a :3 woman's OwO heawt +x3 Of prouder stuff than UwU that >_> of Beatwice. +UwU Disdain ÚwÚ and :33 scown ride sparkling in xDD hew >_> eyes, +uWu Mispwizing what uWu they ÚwÚ wook OwO on; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ wit +x3 Vawues itsewf OwO so highly UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew +^-^ Aww matter ewse uWu seems weak. She cannyot love, +Nyow UwU take nyo ^-^ shape :3 nyow :33 pwoject >_> of affection, +She :3 is OwO so ^.^ sewf-endeawed. +>_< Uws. >w< Suwe I ÚwÚ think >w< so; +And OwO thewefowe cewtainwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot good +She knew his love, west she'll ^-^ make uWu spowt at it. +Hero. ÚwÚ Why, you speak :33 twuth. I never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ saw man, +OwO How ÚwÚ wise, how noble, young, how ^-^ wawewy >w< featuw'd, +But ^.^ she would spell him backwawd. >w< If ^.^ faiw-fac'd, +She would uWu sweaw OwO the ^-^ gentweman shouwd >w< be xDD hew sistew; +>w< If :3 bwack, >_> why, uWu Nyatuwe, UwU dwawing >_> of OwO an ^w^ antic, +^w^ Made :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bwot; ^-^ if tall, :3 a ;;w;; wance xDD iww-headed; +>w< If wow, OwO an xDD agate vewy vilely cut; +>w< If >_< speaking, >_> why, :3 a >w< vanye xDD bwown with >w< aww xDD winds; +>w< If silent, >_> why, :3 a bwock ÚwÚ muvd with none. +^w^ So ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ she every man OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out +And never gives ^-^ to >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue UwU that +^w^ Which ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and merit :3 puwchaseth. +>_< Uws. Suwe, ;;w;; suwe, such carping :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 commendabwe. +Hero. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO so odd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >w< aww fashions, +UwU As xDD Beatwice ;;w;; is, cannyot >w< be x3 commendabwe. +But ^-^ who dare tell xDD hew so? >w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ speak, +She would xDD mock me OwO into air; :33 O, ^.^ she would waugh me +Out >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, press me ^-^ to death with :3 wit! +OwO Thewefowe let Benedick, >_< wike uWu cuvw'd fire, +>_< Consume away in ;;w;; sighs, ^.^ waste inwawdwy. +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a better death than die with mocks, +^w^ Which :3 is as OwO bad as die with ÚwÚ tickwing. +>_< Uws. >_> Yet tell xDD hew >_> of it. >w< Heaw what ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< say. +Hero. Nyo; wathew I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to UwU Benyedick +And counsew him ^-^ to fight x3 against his ^w^ passion. +And truly, I'll devise >w< some >w< honyest swandews +ÚwÚ To :33 stain my cousin OwO with. >_< Onye doth ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +OwO How >w< much OwO an i-iww >_> wowd ^-^ may :3 empoison wiking. +>_< Uws. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >_> youw cousin such :3 a ÚwÚ wwong! +She cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< much ^-^ without OwO twue ÚwÚ judgment +x3 (Having OwO so swift ÚwÚ and excellent :3 a ÚwÚ wit +UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< pwiz'd ^-^ to ^.^ have) as ^-^ to ^w^ wefuse +^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a ^-^ gentweman as UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. +Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the only man >_> of >_< Itawy, +Always excepted my dear Claudio. +>_< Uws. I pray you >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with uWu me, UwU madam, +>w< Speaking my fancy: UwU Signyiow Benedick, +>_< Fow ^w^ shape, uWu fow ^.^ beawing, ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ and valour, +>_> Goes ÚwÚ fowemost in wepowt OwO thwough :3 Itawy. +Hero. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent good >w< nyame. +>_< Uws. His :33 excewwence >_> did x3 eawn ^.^ it ewe ^.^ he xDD had it. +When awe you xDD mawwied, OwO madam? +Hero. ÚwÚ Why, every :3 day ;;w;; to-mowwow! ^w^ Come, >w< go in. +I'll show ÚwÚ thee >w< some attires, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy counsew +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :33 best ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me >w< to-mowwow. +^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] +>_< Uws. x3 She's :3 wim'd, I ;;w;; wawwant xDD you! We ^.^ have >_> caught UwU hew, ÚwÚ madam. +Hero. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, then :33 woving :33 goes uWu by UwU haps; +uWu Some ;;w;; Cupid kiwws with ^.^ awwows, >w< some with x3 twaps. +>_< Exeunt [Hero ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. + +UwU [Beatwice ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] + +uWu Beat. What x3 fiwe :3 is in >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be :3 twue? +Stand I :33 condemn'd uWu fow uWu pwide ÚwÚ and :33 scown OwO so much? +Contempt, faweweww! ÚwÚ and OwO maiden :33 pwide, ;;w;; adieu! +:3 Nyo >_> gwowy ;;w;; wives >_> behind OwO the xDD back >_> of xDD such. +And, Benedick, love OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ thee, +OwO Taming my wiwd OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woving hand. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, my >_> kindnyess uWu shaww incite ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To uWu bind ^-^ ouw loves OwO up in :3 a holy ^.^ band; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ othews uWu say :3 thou OwO dost deserve, ÚwÚ and I +>_< Bewieve ^.^ it better than OwO wepowtingwy. UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and :3 Weonyato. + +Pedwo. I ^-^ do uWu but stay ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw mawwiage >w< be :33 consummate, ÚwÚ and then >w< go +I towawd xDD Awwagon. +>_> Cwaud. I'll bwing you :33 thithew, my lord, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe >_> me. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that would >w< be as gweat :3 a soiw in OwO the OwO nyew gloss >_> of >_> youw +mawwiage as ^-^ to show :3 a >w< chiwd his OwO nyew :3 coat ÚwÚ and fowbid him ^-^ to wear +it. I uWu wiww only >w< be bowd with UwU Benyedick uWu fow his xDD company; for, ^-^ fwom +OwO the :3 cwown >_> of his head ^-^ to OwO the >_> sowe >_> of his ^.^ foot, ^.^ he :3 is >w< aww xDD miwth. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ cut :33 Cupid's >_> bowstwing, ÚwÚ and OwO the wittwe +hangman dare ^.^ nyot >_> shoot at >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt as :33 sound as :3 a +bell; ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue :3 is OwO the >w< cwappew, uWu fow what his OwO heawt thinks, +his :33 tongue ;;w;; speaks. +uWu Benye. xDD Gawwants, I x3 am ^.^ nyot as I ^.^ have ^.^ been. +UwU Weon. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. x3 Methinks you awe >w< saddew. +>_> Cwaud. I >w< hope ^.^ he >w< be in wuv. +Pedwo. >w< Hang ^w^ him, truant! There's nyo OwO twue >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood in him ^-^ to >w< be +^.^ twuwy ^w^ touch'd with wuv. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be sad, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^-^ monyey. +uWu Benye. I ^.^ have OwO the toothache. +Pedwo. Draw it. +uWu Benye. >w< Hang ^.^ it! +>_> Cwaud. You >w< must >_> hang ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and dwaw ^.^ it x3 aftewwawds. +Pedwo. ^-^ What? sigh uWu fow OwO the UwU toothache? +UwU Weon. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu but :3 a humouw ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; wowm. +uWu Benye. Weww, every ^-^ onye can ^w^ mastew :3 a >w< gwief uWu but ^.^ he UwU that >_> has it. +>_> Cwaud. >_> Yet uWu say I ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. +Pedwo. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ appeawance >_> of fancy in ^w^ him, unwess ^.^ it >w< be :3 a fancy +UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange xDD disguises; as ^-^ to >w< be :3 a Dutchman UwU to-day, :3 a +uWu Fwenchman to-morrow; ^w^ ow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of two >w< countwies at once, as +:3 a ^w^ Gewman ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu downwawd, >w< aww OwO swops, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd ^-^ fwom +OwO the hip xDD upwawd, nyo ^w^ doubwet. >_< Unwess ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 a fancy ^-^ to :3 this +foolery, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ^.^ he :3 is nyo OwO foow uWu fow >w< fancy, as you +would ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ he is. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot in love with >w< some woman, there :3 is nyo bewieving +^.^ owd ^w^ signs. 'A brushes his ÚwÚ hat o' UwU mownyings. What shouwd UwU that uWu bode? +Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^-^ any man uWu seen him at OwO the :33 bawbew's? +>_> Cwaud. No, uWu but OwO the ^-^ bawbew's man ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu seen with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the +^.^ owd >_> ownyament >_> of his ^-^ cheek ;;w;; hath already ^w^ stuff'd ^-^ tennyis ^-^ bawws. +UwU Weon. :3 Indeed ^.^ he looks ^.^ youngew than ^.^ he :33 did, uWu by OwO the woss >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ beawd. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU 'a >_> wubs ^-^ himsewf with >_< civet. ^w^ Can you smell him >_< out uWu by +ÚwÚ that? +>_> Cwaud. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, OwO the ^w^ sweet youth's in wuv. +Pedwo. The :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it :3 is his mewanchowy. +>_> Cwaud. And when ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU wont ^-^ to wash his face? +Pedwo. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 paint >w< himsewf? uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I hear what uWu they uWu say +>_> of >_> him. +>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his OwO jesting ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyew-cwept OwO into :3 a +:33 wutestwing, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow guvwn'd uWu by stops. +Pedwo. :3 Indeed UwU that uWu tewws :3 a :33 heavy xDD tawe uWu fow >_> him. :3 Concwude, conclude, +^.^ he :3 is in wuv. +>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ who loves >_> him. +Pedwo. :33 That would I xDD knyow ^w^ too. I x3 wawwant, ^-^ onye UwU that knows him not. +>_> Cwaud. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and his i-iww UwU conditions; ÚwÚ and in UwU despite >_> of aww, >_> dies uWu fow +>_> him. +Pedwo. She uWu shaww >w< be buwied with xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 upwawds. +uWu Benye. >_> Yet :3 is :3 this nyo chawm uWu fow OwO the toothache. Old UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ wawk +^w^ aside with >_> me. I ^.^ have ^.^ studied eight ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD wise uWu wowds ^-^ to speak +^-^ to you, ;;w;; which ^.^ these hobby-horses >w< must ^.^ nyot heaw. +[Exeunt UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Weonyato.] +Pedwo. >_< Fow my xDD wife, ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about uWu Beatwice! +>_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even ÚwÚ so. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^.^ have uWu by :3 this pwayed theiw +pawts with Beatrice, ÚwÚ and then OwO the two uWu beaws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite ^-^ onye +another when uWu they ÚwÚ meet. + +x3 Entew uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. + +John. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, :3 God :33 save you. +Pedwo. Good den, brother. +John. >w< If >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewv'd, I would speak with you. +Pedwo. UwU In pwivate? +John. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you. >_> Yet UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ may OwO heaw, uWu fow what I +would speak >_> of UwU concewns >_> him. +Pedwo. What's OwO the matter? +John. [to >w< Cwaudio] :3 Means >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< be married ;;w;; tomowwow? +Pedwo. You xDD knyow ^.^ he >w< does. +John. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that, when ^.^ he knows what I know. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any impediment, I pray you ÚwÚ discuvw it. +John. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think I love you not. >_> Wet UwU that :3 appeaw hereafter, ÚwÚ and +^-^ aim better at me uWu by UwU that I :3 nyow uWu wiww xDD manyifest. >_< Fow my :33 bwothew, I +ÚwÚ think ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; deawnyess >_> of OwO heawt ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to +:33 effect >_> youw >w< ensuing mawwiage--suwewy suit i-iww spent ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw +i-iww ^w^ bestowed! +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +John. I came UwU hithew ^-^ to tell you, :3 and, UwU ciwcumstances xDD showt'nyed (for +^.^ she >_> has >_< been xDD too wong a-talking ;;w;; of), OwO the wady :3 is ^.^ diswoyaw. +>_> Cwaud. :3 Who? uWu Hewo? +John. >_< Even :33 she--Weonyato's ÚwÚ Hewo, >_> youw ÚwÚ Hewo, every ÚwÚ man's Hero. +>_> Cwaud. >_< Diswoyaw? +John. The >_> wowd :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to x3 paint >_< out xDD hew wickedness. I :33 couwd uWu say +^.^ she ;;w;; wewe xDD wowse; ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >_< wowse titwe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 fit xDD hew ^-^ to +it. uWu Wondew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww further wawwant. uWu Go uWu but with me to-night, you +uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window ^.^ ent'wed, x3 even OwO the night before xDD hew +>w< wedding day. >w< If you love xDD hew then, to-morrow wed :3 hew. But ^.^ it +would better x3 fit >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to >_> change >_> youw mind. +>_> Cwaud. May :3 this >w< be so? +Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. +John. >w< If you dare ^.^ nyot xDD twust UwU that you >_> see, x3 confess ^.^ nyot UwU that you +know. >w< If you uWu wiww follow uWu me, I uWu wiww show you enyough; ÚwÚ and when you +^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and heard :3 mowe, :33 pwoceed accordingly. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If I UwU see ^w^ anything ^.^ to-nyight x3 why I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew +to-morrow, in OwO the congwegation xDD whewe I shouwd ^-^ wed, there uWu wiww I +ÚwÚ shame :3 hew. +Pedwo. And, as I >_< wooed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< obtain UwU hew, I uWu wiww >_> join with +ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< disgwace :3 hew. +John. I uWu wiww x3 dispawage xDD hew nyo farther ÚwÚ tiww you awe my x3 witnyesses. +Beaw ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy uWu but ÚwÚ tiww UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and let OwO the xDD issue show itself. +Pedwo. :3 O :3 day untowardly >w< tuwnyed! +>_> Cwaud. :3 O mischief stwangewy thwarting! +John. :3 O pwague ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww prevented! +^w^ So uWu wiww you uWu say when you ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the ^.^ Sequew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +OwO A street. + +x3 Entew Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and his compartner x3 [Vewges], with OwO the ^-^ Watch. + +UwU Dog. uWu Awe you good x3 men ÚwÚ and :3 twue? +^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ewse ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity uWu but uWu they shouwd suffer >_> sawvation, +ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ souw. +UwU Dog. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a punishment xDD too good uWu fow them ^-^ if uWu they shouwd +^.^ have ^-^ any :33 awwegiance in ;;w;; them, being :3 chosen uWu fow OwO the Pwince's :3 watch. +^w^ Vewg. Weww, ^w^ give them theiw chawge, UwU nyeighbouw Dogberry. +UwU Dog. First, ^-^ who ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most desartless man ^-^ to >w< be x3 constabwe? +OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :33 Hugh x3 Oatcake, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow xDD Geowge Seacoal; uWu fow uWu they can wwite +ÚwÚ and read. +UwU Dog. Come hithew, UwU nyeighbouw OwO Seacoaw. :3 God ;;w;; hath >_> bwess'd you with :3 a +good >w< nyame. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :33 weww-favouwed man :3 is OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO fowtunye, uWu but +^-^ to wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead comes uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Both which, ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- +UwU Dog. You have. I knew ^.^ it would >w< be >_> youw >w< answew. Weww, uWu fow >_> youw +>_< favouw, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, ^w^ give :3 God ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and +uWu fow >_> youw :33 wwiting ÚwÚ and reading, let UwU that :3 appeaw when there :3 is nyo +:3 nyeed >_> of such xDD vanyity. You awe ^w^ thought here ^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU most +ÚwÚ sensewess ÚwÚ and x3 fit man uWu fow OwO the ^w^ constabwe >_> of OwO the :3 watch. OwO Thewefowe +bear you OwO the xDD wanthown. :3 This :3 is >_> youw charge: you uWu shaww ^-^ compwehend +>w< aww vagrom ^w^ men; you awe ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ^-^ any man ^.^ stand, in OwO the Pwince's +>w< nyame. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if UwU 'a uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stand? +UwU Dog. UwU Why then, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy +caww OwO the west >_> of OwO the watch >_> togethew ÚwÚ and :3 thank :3 God you awe x3 wid >_> of +:3 a knave. +^w^ Vewg. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand when ^.^ he :3 is >_< bidden, ^.^ he :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the +Pwince's ^.^ subjects. +UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ^-^ to meddle with UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the Pwince's +^.^ subjects. You uWu shaww ÚwÚ awso ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise in OwO the stweets; uWu fow uWu fow +OwO the watch ^-^ to OwO babbwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ to talk :3 is UwU most :3 towewabwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be +endured. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We uWu wiww wathew ;;w;; sweep than ^.^ tawk. We xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to +:3 a :3 watch. +UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Why, you speak >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> quiet ^-^ watchman, uWu fow I +cannyot UwU see how sweeping shouwd ^.^ offend. >_> Onwy ^.^ have :3 a cawe UwU that >_> youw +^.^ biwws >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU stow'n. Weww, you awe ^-^ to caww at >w< aww OwO the awehouses +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid x3 those UwU that awe dwunk >_< get them ^-^ to bed. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww not? +UwU Dog. UwU Why then, let them :3 awonye ÚwÚ tiww uWu they awe ^w^ sobew. >w< If uWu they ^-^ make you +^.^ nyot then OwO the better ^-^ answew, You ^-^ may uWu say uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 men you +took them OwO fow. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, sir. +UwU Dog. >w< If you ^.^ meet :3 a xDD thief, you ^-^ may :3 suspect ^w^ him, uWu by :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw +>_> office, ^-^ to >w< be nyo OwO twue >w< man; ÚwÚ and uWu fow such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men, OwO the less you +meddle ^w^ ow ^-^ make with ;;w;; them, >_> why, OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> youw x3 honyesty. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. >w< If ^-^ we xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD thief, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on +OwO him? +UwU Dog. Twuwy, uWu by >_> youw >w< office you :3 may; uWu but I ÚwÚ think uWu they UwU that ^.^ touch +:3 pitch uWu wiww >w< be >w< defiw'd. The UwU most uWu peaceabwe uWu way uWu fow you, ^-^ if you ^-^ do +UwU take :3 a xDD thief, :3 is ^-^ to let him show ^-^ himsewf what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< steaw +>_< out >_> of >_> youw :33 company. +^w^ Vewg. You ^.^ have >_< been :33 awways called :3 a mewcifuw man, partner. +UwU Dog. Twuwy, I would ^.^ nyot >_> hang :3 a ^.^ dog uWu by my wiww, >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a man ^-^ who +;;w;; hath ^-^ any xDD honyesty in >_> him. +^w^ Vewg. >w< If you hear :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy in OwO the night, you >w< must caww ^-^ to OwO the +ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew still it. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> us? +UwU Dog. UwU Why then, xDD depawt in xDD peace ÚwÚ and let OwO the >w< chiwd :3 wake xDD hew with +cwying; uWu fow OwO the ewe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew ÚwÚ wamb when ^.^ it xDD baes uWu wiww +never ÚwÚ answew :3 a >_> cawf when ^.^ he ^.^ bweats. +^w^ Vewg. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. +UwU Dog. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of OwO the charge: you, constable, awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent +OwO the Pwince's >_> own ^.^ pewson. >w< If you ^.^ meet OwO the Prince in OwO the night, +you ^-^ may stay >_> him. +^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, UwU that I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a :3 cannyot. +UwU Dog. ^.^ Five xDD shiwwings ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ on't with ^-^ any man UwU that knows OwO the +^w^ statutes, ^.^ he ^-^ may stay :3 him! x3 Mawwy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without OwO the Prince >w< be +wiwwing; uWu fow >_< indeed OwO the watch ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to offend nyo man, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is +OwO an OwO offence ^-^ to stay :3 a man x3 against his uWu wiww. +^w^ Vewg. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. +UwU Dog. Ha, ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ ha! Weww, masters, good ^-^ nyight. An there >w< be ^-^ any matter +>_> of OwO weight ÚwÚ chances, caww OwO up >_> me. Keep >_> youw :3 fewwows' counsels ÚwÚ and +>_> youw own, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, masters, ^-^ we hear ^-^ ouw :33 chawge. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ^-^ sit here +x3 upon OwO the church ^.^ bench ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and then >w< aww ^-^ to bed. +UwU Dog. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, >w< honyest nyeighbouws. I pray you watch about +UwU Signyiow Leonato's uWu doow; uWu fow OwO the >w< wedding being there ^.^ tomowwow, +there :3 is :3 a gweat ;;w;; coiw to-nyight. OwO Adieu. Be vigitant, I uWu beseech +you. >_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. + +x3 Entew >w< Bowachio ÚwÚ and Conrade. + +ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> What, :3 Conwade! +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] UwU Peace! :33 stiw :33 nyot! +ÚwÚ Bowa. Conwade, I :33 say! +>_> Con. Here, xDD man. I x3 am at >w< thy ;;w;; ewbow. +ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and my >_< ewbow >_> itch'd! I ^w^ thought there would :3 a xDD scab +OwO fowwow. +>_> Con. I uWu wiww owe ÚwÚ thee OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 fowwawd with >w< thy +>_> tawe. +ÚwÚ Bowa. Stand ÚwÚ thee :33 cwose then uWu undew :3 this xDD penthouse, uWu fow ^.^ it xDD dwizzwes +wain, ÚwÚ and I wiww, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue ^w^ dwunkawd, xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ to thee. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] uWu Some tweason, >w< mastews. >_> Yet ^.^ stand UwU cwose. +ÚwÚ Bowa. OwO Thewefowe xDD knyow I ^.^ have >_> eawnyed >_> of :3 Don uWu John :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. +>_> Con. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU that ^-^ any xDD viwwany shouwd >w< be OwO so dear? +ÚwÚ Bowa. Thou shouldst wathew ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe possibwe ^-^ any xDD viwwany +shouwd >w< be OwO so rich; uWu fow when rich >_< viwwains ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of UwU poow onyes, +UwU poow ones ^-^ may ^-^ make what x3 pwice uWu they uWu wiww. +>_> Con. I wonder at it. +ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 That >w< shows :3 thou art ^-^ unconfiwm'd. Thou OwO knyowest UwU that OwO the +^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a doublet, ^w^ ow :3 a hat, ^w^ ow :3 a >w< cwoak, :3 is nyothing ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. +>_> Con. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ appawew. +ÚwÚ Bowa. I UwU mean OwO the xDD fashion. +>_> Con. x3 Yes, OwO the ^.^ fashion :3 is OwO the xDD fashion. +ÚwÚ Bowa. Tush! I ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww uWu say OwO the foow's OwO the >_> foow. But >w< seest :3 thou +^.^ nyot what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] I xDD knyow UwU that Deformed. 'A >_< bas >_< been :3 a :3 viwe ^w^ thief +:3 this :3 seven ^.^ yeaw; UwU 'a :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a gentleman. I wemembew +his >w< nyame. +ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear OwO somebody? +>_> Con. Nyo; 'twas OwO the >w< vanye uWu on OwO the >_< house. +ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, I ÚwÚ say, what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? +how giddily UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns about >w< aww OwO the hot-bloods :3 between fouwteen +ÚwÚ and five-and-thiwty? ^.^ sometimes ^w^ fashionying them >_< wike Phawaoh's +xDD sowdiews in OwO the reechy xDD painting, sometime >_< wike god UwU Bew's priests +in OwO the ^.^ owd church window, sometime >_< wike OwO the shaven xDD Hewcuwes in +OwO the smiwch'd >w< wowm-eaten ^w^ tapestwy, xDD whewe his x3 codpiece uWu seems as +xDD massy as his >_< cwub? +>_> Con. ^-^ Aww :3 this I xDD see; ÚwÚ and I UwU see UwU that OwO the ^.^ fashion weaws >_< out ^-^ mowe +apparel than OwO the xDD man. But art ^.^ nyot :3 thou thyself x3 giddy with OwO the +^.^ fashion UwU too, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shifted >_< out >_> of >w< thy xDD tawe OwO into x3 tewwing +me >_> of OwO the UwU fashion? +ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot OwO so nyeithew. But xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight >_< wooed Margaret, +OwO the OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ^-^ gentwewoman, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Hero. She >_> weans me +>_< out at xDD hew x3 mistwess' ;;w;; chambew window, >_< bids me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times +good ÚwÚ nyight--I tell :3 this xDD tawe ÚwÚ viwewy; I shouwd ^.^ fiwst tell ÚwÚ thee how +OwO the Pwince, ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and my :3 mastew, planted ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced ÚwÚ and +possessed uWu by my ^w^ mastew :3 Don :33 John, ^-^ saw ^-^ afaw x3 off in OwO the owchawd :3 this +amiable encounter. +>_> Con. And ^w^ thought uWu they >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was uWu Hewo? +ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Two >_> of them :33 did, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and uWu Cwaudio; uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw my +^w^ mastew knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ Mawgawet; ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu by his oaths, ;;w;; which +^.^ fiwst ^-^ possess'd ;;w;; them, pawtwy uWu by OwO the dark night, ;;w;; which >_> did x3 deceive +;;w;; them, uWu but chiefwy uWu by my villany, ;;w;; which >_> did ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ any :3 swandew +UwU that :3 Don uWu John xDD had made, away went ^.^ Cwaudio OwO enwag'd; :33 swowe ^.^ he would +^.^ meet UwU hew, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< appointed, next xDD mownying at OwO the :3 tempwe, ÚwÚ and +there, before OwO the xDD whowe congregation, ÚwÚ shame xDD hew with what ^.^ he ^-^ saw +:33 o'ewnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD hew UwU home UwU again ^-^ without :3 a >_> husband. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name ^w^ stand! +OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ Caww OwO up OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. We ^.^ have here +UwU wecuvw'd OwO the UwU most dangewous piece >_> of lechery UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was OwO knyown +in OwO the :33 commonweawth. +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. And ^-^ onye x3 Defowmed :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. I xDD knyow him; UwU 'a weaws :3 a +lock. +>_> Con. >w< Mastews, mastews-- +OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. You'll >w< be :3 made bwing x3 Defowmed >w< fowth, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +>_> Con. x3 Mastews-- +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ we chawge you. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ obey you ^-^ to >w< go with +ÚwÚ us. +ÚwÚ Bowa. We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy commodity, being :3 taken OwO up >_> of +^.^ these xDD men's bills. +>_> Con. OwO A UwU commodity in ^.^ question, I ;;w;; wawwant you. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ obey you. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +OwO A Room in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa. + +Hero. Good >_< Uwsuwa, :3 wake my cousin xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ and desiwe xDD hew ^-^ to >_< wise. +>_< Uws. I wiww, >_< wady. +Hero. And ;;w;; bid xDD hew come hithew. +>_< Uws. >_< Weww. [Exit.] +>_< Mawg. :33 Twoth, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw uWu othew x3 webato ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. +Hero. No, pray ^.^ thee, good Meg, I'll wear ÚwÚ this. +>_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu good, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw cousin uWu wiww +uWu say ÚwÚ so. +Hero. UwU My cousin's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >_> anyothew. I'll wear UwU nyonye uWu but +ÚwÚ this. +>_< Mawg. I >_< wike OwO the OwO nyew tire within UwU excewwentwy, ^-^ if OwO the >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe :3 a +^w^ thought browner; ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 gown's :3 a UwU most x3 wawe x3 fashion, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +I ^-^ saw OwO the Duchess >_> of Miwan's UwU gown UwU that uWu they UwU pwaise ÚwÚ so. +Hero. :33 O, UwU that OwO exceeds, uWu they >w< say. +>_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's uWu but :3 a >_> nyightgown in >_< wespect >_> of ;;w;; youws-- +ÚwÚ cwoth-o'-gowd ÚwÚ and >_> cuts, ÚwÚ and wac'd with siwvew, xDD set with peawws +;;w;; down >w< sweeves, side-sweeves, ÚwÚ and skirts, x3 wound ÚwÚ undewbownye with +:3 a x3 bwush tinsel. But uWu fow :3 a fine, ^w^ quaint, graceful, ÚwÚ and excellent +x3 fashion, x3 youws :3 is wowth >w< ten on't. +Hero. :3 God ^w^ give me ^.^ joy ^-^ to wear ^.^ it! uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is >w< exceeding ÚwÚ heavy. +>_< Mawg. 'Twiww >w< be heaview >_> soon uWu by OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a xDD man. +Hero. ;;w;; Fie x3 upon thee! art ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? +>_< Mawg. x3 Of what, >w< wady? >_> of ;;w;; speaking ^w^ honyouwabwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot mawwiage +honyouwabwe in :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw lord honyouwabwe ^-^ without +UwU mawwiage? I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ say, 'saving >_> youw reverence, +:3 a husband.' An OwO bad >w< thinking ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wrest OwO twue >_< speaking, I'll +offend nobody. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any harm in ^w^ 'the heaview uWu fow :3 a ^w^ husband'? +None, I xDD think, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be OwO the ^.^ wight xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight wife. +;;w;; Othewwise 'tis >_< wight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Ask my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice >w< ewse. +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she comes. + +x3 Entew Beatwice. + +Hero. Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> coz. +uWu Beat. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hero. +Hero. ÚwÚ Why, how ^w^ nyow? Do you speak in OwO the uWu sick tune? +uWu Beat. I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< aww uWu othew tunye, :3 methinks. +>_< Mawg. Clap's OwO into 'Light o' wuv.' :33 That :33 goes ^-^ without :3 a burden. Do +you sing it, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ dance it. +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, 'Light o' wuv' with >_> youw heels! then, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband +^.^ have ^-^ stabwes enyough, ^w^ you'ww UwU see ^.^ he uWu shaww wack nyo >w< bawnyes. +>_< Mawg. :3 O illegitimate construction! I :33 scown UwU that with my heels. +uWu Beat. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost five o'cwock, UwU cousin; 'tis UwU time you ;;w;; wewe weady. +By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am >w< exceeding ill. Hey-ho! +>_< Mawg. >_< Fow :3 a x3 hawk, :3 a OwO howse, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ husband? +uWu Beat. >_< Fow OwO the letter UwU that begins them aww, H. +>_< Mawg. Weww, OwO an you >w< be ^.^ nyot tuwn'd Turk, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ saiwing uWu by +OwO the staw. +uWu Beat. What :3 means OwO the fool, >_< twow? +>_< Mawg. Nyothing I; uWu but :3 God ^-^ send every ^-^ onye theiw ^w^ heawt's desiwe! +Hero. ^.^ These ;;w;; gwuvs OwO the UwU Count x3 sent uWu me, uWu they awe OwO an excellent +OwO pewfume. +uWu Beat. I x3 am ;;w;; stuff'd, UwU cousin; I cannyot smeww. +>_< Mawg. OwO A ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and stuff'd! There's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ catching >_> of cold. +uWu Beat. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! OwO How wong ^.^ have you profess'd +x3 appwehension? +>_< Mawg. :33 Evew >_< since you weft it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ become me uWu wawewy? +uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ enyough. You shouwd wear ^.^ it in >_> youw cap. By my +^w^ twoth, I x3 am sick. +>_< Mawg. UwU Get you >w< some >_> of :3 this distiww'd ^w^ cawduus >_> benyedictus ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ it +^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the only xDD thing uWu fow :3 a :33 quawm. +Hero. Thewe :3 thou prick'st xDD hew with :3 a x3 thistwe. +uWu Beat. xDD Benyedictus? x3 why ^w^ benyedictus? You ^.^ have >w< some :33 mowaw in :3 this +'benedictus.' +>_< Mawg. ;;w;; Mowaw? No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have nyo :33 mowaw meanying; I meant +;;w;; pwain holy x3 thistwe. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance UwU that I ÚwÚ think you awe +in wuv. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I +^w^ wist; :3 nyow I list ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I uWu can; :3 nyow >_< indeed I cannyot +xDD think, ^-^ if I would ÚwÚ think my OwO heawt >_< out >_> of ^-^ thinking, UwU that you awe in +love, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww >w< be in love, ^w^ ow UwU that you can >w< be in wuv. +>_> Yet UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ was such another, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. ÚwÚ He +:33 swowe ^.^ he would never uWu mawwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow in UwU despite >_> of his OwO heawt +^.^ he ;;w;; eats his meat ^-^ without gwudging; ÚwÚ and how you ^-^ may >w< be OwO convewted I +xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu but >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wook with >_> youw eyes as uWu othew >w< women do. +uWu Beat. What pace :3 is :3 this UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue keeps? +>_< Mawg. :3 Nyot :3 a false >w< gawwop. + +x3 Entew Uwsuwa. + +>_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, withdraw. The Pwince, OwO the >w< Count, UwU Signyiow Benedick, :3 Don +:33 John, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwants >_> of OwO the ^-^ town awe come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to +^-^ chuwch. +Hero. Hewp ^-^ to dwess uWu me, good *shuffles closer* coz, good Meg, good Uwsuwa. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene :3 V. +The hall in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< Constabwe xDD [Dogbewwy] ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Headbowough >_< [vewges]. + +UwU Weon. What would you with uWu me, >w< honyest nyeighbouw? +UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I would ^.^ have >w< some >_< confidence with you UwU that decewns +you >_> nyeawwy. +UwU Weon. Brief, I pray OwO you; uWu fow you UwU see ^.^ it :3 is :3 a busy UwU time with >_> me. +UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. +^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, in >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. +UwU Weon. What :3 is it, my good uWu fwiends? +UwU Dog. Goodman ^-^ Vewges, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ speaks :3 a wittwe x3 off OwO the :33 mattew--an ^.^ owd +man, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and his xDD wits awe ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< bwunt :3 as, :3 God help, I would +desiwe uWu they >w< wewe; ;;w;; but, in :33 faith, >w< honyest as OwO the ^.^ skin :3 between his +OwO bwows. +^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, I :3 thank :3 God I x3 am as >w< honyest as ^-^ any man :3 wiving UwU that :3 is OwO an +^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ honyestew than :3 I. +UwU Dog. ^w^ Compawisons awe :3 odowous. ^-^ Pawabwas, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. +UwU Weon. Neighbours, you awe tedious. +UwU Dog. ^w^ It pweases >_> youw wowship ^-^ to uWu say so, uWu but ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's +>_> officews; uWu but truly, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as :3 a +^-^ king, I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to bestow ^.^ it >w< aww >_> of >_> youw worship. +UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww >w< thy tediousness uWu on uWu me, xDD ah? +UwU Dog. xDD Yea, in 'twere :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ mowe than 'tis; uWu fow I hear as +good ;;w;; excwamation uWu on >_> youw wowship as >_> of ^-^ any man in OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and +>w< though I >w< be uWu but :3 a UwU poow man, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear it. +^w^ Vewg. And OwO so x3 am :3 I. +UwU Weon. I would fain xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. +^w^ Vewg. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ ouw watch to-night, xDD excepting >_> youw worship's +presence, UwU ha' ta'en :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of as :33 awwant knyaves as ^-^ any in +Messina. +UwU Dog. OwO A good ^.^ owd man, siw; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. UwU As uWu they ÚwÚ say, >w< 'When +OwO the :3 age :3 is ÚwÚ in, OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is >_< out.' :3 God ^w^ hewp >_< us! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to +>w< see! ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. Weww, God's :3 a good +xDD man. An two x3 men ride >_> of :3 a OwO howse, ^-^ onye >w< must ride >w< behind. An >w< honyest +>_> souw, >w< i' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my troth ^.^ he ;;w;; is, as >w< evew x3 bwoke UwU bwead; uWu but +:3 God :3 is ^-^ to >w< be xDD wowshipp'd; >w< aww x3 men awe ^.^ nyot awike, alas, good +nyeighbouw! +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Indeed, uWu nyeighbouw, ^.^ he comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of you. +UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Gifts UwU that :3 God uWu gives. +UwU Weon. I >w< must xDD weave you. +UwU Dog. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, sir. Our xDD watch, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have >_< indeed compwehended two +^w^ aspicious persons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would ^.^ have them :3 this xDD mownying examinyed +before >_> youw worship. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Take theiw OwO examinyation yourself ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it >_> me. I x3 am :3 nyow in +gweat haste, as ^.^ it ^-^ may :3 appeaw x3 unto you. +UwU Dog. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< suffigance. +UwU Weon. Dwink >w< some xDD winye ewe you ^.^ go. Fawe you :33 weww. + +ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Messengew.] + +Mess. UwU My lord, uWu they stay uWu fow you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw daughter ^-^ to xDD hew +>_> husband. +UwU Weon. I'll OwO wait x3 upon ^.^ them. I x3 am weady. +[Exeunt OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and Messengew.] +UwU Dog. Go, good ÚwÚ pawtnyew, >w< go >_< get you ^-^ to ^.^ Fwancis Seacoal; ;;w;; bid him bwing +his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown ^-^ to OwO the jaiw. We awe :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO examinyation ^.^ these +^-^ men. +^w^ Vewg. And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it wisewy. +UwU Dog. We uWu wiww spawe uWu fow nyo wit, I ;;w;; wawwant you. Here's UwU that uWu shaww +ÚwÚ dwive >w< some >_> of them ^-^ to :3 a UwU nyon-come. >_> Onwy >_< get OwO the ^w^ weawnyed :33 wwitew ^-^ to +xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^-^ excommunyication, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the jaiw. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +OwO A ^-^ chuwch. + +x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ^w^ [John x3 the] Bastard, Leonato, Fwiaw [Francis], :33 Cwaudio, +Benedick, ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, ^w^ [and Attendants]. + +UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, Fwiaw :33 Fwancis, >w< be brief. >_> Onwy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwain fowm >_> of +mawwiage, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU wecount theiw pawticuwaw ;;w;; duties +x3 aftewwawds. +^w^ Fwiaw. You come hithew, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this >w< wady? +>_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. +UwU Weon. ÚwÚ To >w< be married ^-^ to :3 hew. Friar, you come ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, you come UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; count? +Hero. I do. +^w^ Fwiaw. >w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you xDD knyow ^-^ any >_< inwawd uWu impediment x3 why you shouwd +^.^ nyot >w< be conjoinyed, I chawge you uWu on >_> youw souws ^-^ to xDD uttew it. +>_> Cwaud. xDD Knyow you >_< any, uWu Hewo? +Hero. None, my :33 wowd. +^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Knyow you >_< any, ^w^ Count? +UwU Weon. I dare ^-^ make his answer--none. +>_> Cwaud. :33 O, what x3 men dare >w< do! what x3 men ^-^ may >w< do! what x3 men ;;w;; daiwy uWu do, ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they >w< do! +uWu Benye. OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 intewjections? UwU Why then, >w< some >w< be >_> of laughing, :3 as, +ÚwÚ ah, xDD ha, >w< he! +>_> Cwaud. Stand ÚwÚ thee >_> by, ÚwÚ fwiaw. Father, uWu by >_> youw weave: +uWu Wiww you with free ÚwÚ and unconstrained ^w^ souw +>w< Give me :3 this maid >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? +UwU Weon. UwU As fweewy, UwU son, as :3 God >_> did ^w^ give xDD hew >_> me. +>_> Cwaud. And what ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^w^ give you xDD back uWu whose wowth +May ^-^ countewpoise :3 this rich ÚwÚ and pwecious OwO gift? +Pedwo. UwU Nyothing, unwess you render xDD hew again. +>_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, you learn me x3 nyobwe :3 thankfuwnyess. +Thewe, Leonato, UwU take xDD hew xDD back again. +>w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 this rotten ;;w;; owange ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. +x3 She's uWu but OwO the >w< sign ÚwÚ and sembwance >_> of xDD hew honyouw. +ÚwÚ Behowd how >_< wike :3 a maid ^.^ she bwushes :3 hewe! +:33 O, what authowity ÚwÚ and show >_> of >w< twuth +^w^ Can ÚwÚ cunnying xDD sin cuvw itsewf uWu withaw! +x3 Comes ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU bwood as modest >_< evidence +ÚwÚ To witness ÚwÚ simpwe uWu viwtue, Wouwd you ^.^ nyot sweaw, +^-^ Aww you UwU that UwU see UwU hew, UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a maid +By ^.^ these ^.^ extewiow OwO shows? But ^.^ she :3 is none: +She knows OwO the heat >_> of :3 a >w< wuxuwious ^-^ bed; +Her x3 bwush :3 is >_> guiwtinyess, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; modesty. +UwU Weon. What ^-^ do you >_> mean, my UwU wowd? +>_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD mawwied, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to xDD knyit my ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO an appwuvd ^w^ wanton. +UwU Weon. UwU Deaw my lord, ^-^ if you, in >_> youw >_> own proof, +>_< Have ^.^ vanquish'd OwO the wesistance >_> of xDD hew xDD youth +And :3 made x3 defeat >_> of xDD hew OwO viwginyity-- +>_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow what you would >w< say. >w< If I ^.^ have OwO knyown UwU hew, +You uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ embwace me as :3 a xDD husband, +And OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand UwU sin. +No, Leonato, +I never OwO tempted xDD hew with >_> wowd xDD too large, +But, as :3 a bwothew ^-^ to his ;;w;; sistew, show'd +Bashfuw sincewity ÚwÚ and comely wuv. +Hero. And >w< seem'd I >w< evew otherwise ^-^ to you? +>_> Cwaud. Out uWu on OwO the x3 seeming! I uWu wiww wwite x3 against it. +You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to me as xDD Dian in xDD hew ÚwÚ owb, +UwU As >_< chaste as :3 is OwO the bud ewe ^.^ it >w< be bwown; +But you awe ^-^ mowe intemperate in >_> youw UwU bwood +>w< Than UwU Venyus, ^w^ ow x3 those ^w^ pamp'wed animals +:33 That ;;w;; wage in savage :3 sensuawity. +Hero. ^-^ Is my lord ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he doth speak OwO so :3 wide? +UwU Weon. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, x3 why speak ^.^ nyot you? +Pedwo. What shouwd I speak? +I ^.^ stand dishonour'd UwU that ^.^ have gonye about +ÚwÚ To :3 wink my dear fwiend ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ common stale. +UwU Weon. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things uWu spoken, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I uWu but uWu dweam? +John. >_> Siw, uWu they awe uWu spoken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things awe true. +uWu Benye. :3 This looks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a nuptial. +Hero. 'True!' :3 O God! +>_> Cwaud. Leonato, ^.^ stand I hewe? +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince, ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince's xDD bwothew? +^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; face ^.^ Hewo's? uWu Awe ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ ouw ^-^ own? +UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is >w< so; uWu but what >_> of this, my UwU wowd? +>_> Cwaud. >_> Wet me uWu but move ^-^ onye xDD question ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, +And uWu by UwU that :3 fathewwy ÚwÚ and kindwy power +:33 That you ^.^ have in UwU hew, ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; twuwy. +UwU Weon. I chawge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do so, as :3 thou art my chiwd. +Hero. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO How x3 am I ^.^ beset! +What >w< kind >_> of ^.^ catechising caww you uWu this? +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you ÚwÚ answew ^.^ twuwy ^-^ to >_> youw >w< nyame. +Hero. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu Hewo? OwO Who can ^-^ bwot UwU that name +x3 With ^-^ any ^.^ just wepwoach? +>_> Cwaud. x3 Mawwy, UwU that can Hewo! +:33 Hewo itsewf can ^-^ bwot >_< out ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; viwtue. +What man ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< tawk'd with you UwU yestewnyight, +Out at >_> youw ^w^ window ;;w;; betwixt twewve ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ onye? +Nyow, ^-^ if you awe :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +Hero. I >w< tawk'd with nyo man at UwU that xDD houw, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, then awe you nyo OwO maiden. Leonato, +I x3 am >_< sowwy you >w< must heaw. :3 Upon my xDD honyouw, +OwO Mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this gwieved UwU Count +OwO Did UwU see UwU hew, hear UwU hew, at UwU that hour last night +x3 Tawk with :3 a >_< wuffian at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, UwU most >_< wike :3 a >_> wibewaw viwwain, +Confess'd OwO the :3 viwe encountews uWu they ^.^ have xDD had +OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times in secret. +John. :33 Fie, fie! uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu nyam'd, my lord-- +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke >w< of; +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< chastity, enough in language +Without OwO offence ^-^ to xDD uttew ^.^ them. ;;w;; Thus, pwetty >w< wady, +I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow >w< thy >w< much misguvwnment. +>_> Cwaud. :3 O Hewo! what :3 a :33 Hewo xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been +>w< If half >w< thy >_> outwawd gwaces xDD had >_< been ^.^ pwac'd +About >w< thy >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! +But fare ÚwÚ thee well, UwU most :3 fouw, UwU most faiw! Faweweww, +Thou ÚwÚ puwe :3 impiety ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious >w< puwity! +>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wock OwO up >w< aww OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of love, +And uWu on my :33 eyewids uWu shaww >_< conjectuwe uWu hang, +ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >w< aww x3 beauty OwO into >_> thoughts >_> of :33 hawm, +And never uWu shaww ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath nyo ÚwÚ man's dagger here :3 a point uWu fow x3 me? +[Hero UwU swoons.] +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ cousin? >w< Whewefowe sink you :33 down? +John. Come let OwO us ^.^ go. ^.^ These OwO things, come ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< wight, +^-^ Smothew xDD hew uWu spiwits :33 up. +[Exeunt :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :3 Don :3 Juan, ÚwÚ and Claudio.] +uWu Benye. OwO How doth OwO the >w< wady? +uWu Beat. uWu Dead, I uWu think. :3 Hewp, uncwe! +Hewo! >_> why, Hewo! ;;w;; Uncwe! UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick! Friar! +UwU Weon. :3 O ÚwÚ Fate, UwU take ^.^ nyot away >w< thy :33 heavy UwU hand! +^.^ Death :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest cuvw uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ shame +:33 That ^-^ may >w< be :33 wish'd OwO fow. +uWu Beat. OwO How nyow, cousin uWu Hewo? +^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Have UwU comfowt, >_< wady. +UwU Weon. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^.^ up? +^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Yea, xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ she not? +UwU Weon. >_< Whewefowe? ÚwÚ Why, doth ^.^ nyot every earthly xDD thing +OwO Cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 upon uWu hew? Could ^.^ she here deny +The story UwU that :3 is ;;w;; pwinted in xDD hew blood? +Do ^.^ nyot live, Hero; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; ope UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; +>_< Fow, >_> did I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy x3 die, +OwO Thought I >w< thy uWu spiwits ;;w;; wewe stronger than >w< thy ^.^ shames, +Myself would uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of ^w^ wepwoaches +Stwike at >w< thy wife. Griev'd OwO I, I xDD had uWu but ÚwÚ onye? +OwO Chiwd I uWu fow UwU that at xDD fwugaw nature's ^w^ fwame? +:33 O, ^-^ onye xDD too >w< much uWu by thee! UwU Why xDD had I ÚwÚ onye? +UwU Why >w< evew >_< wast :3 thou UwU wuvwy in my :3 eyes? +UwU Why xDD had I ^.^ nyot with chawitabwe hand +>_< Took OwO up :3 a beggar's xDD issue at my ^.^ gates, +OwO Who ;;w;; smiwched ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; miw'd with x3 infamy, +I UwU might ^.^ have said, ^.^ 'Nyo part >_> of ^.^ it :3 is mine; +:3 This ÚwÚ shame >_< dewives itsewf ^-^ fwom uWu unknyown >_< woins'? +But ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ^.^ pwais'd, +And >_< minye UwU that I ÚwÚ was >_> pwoud OwO on--minye OwO so >w< much +:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, +xDD Vawuing >_> of ^-^ hew--why, :33 she, :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is OwO faww'n +x3 Into :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of ;;w;; ink, UwU that OwO the ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea +;;w;; Hath ^.^ dwops xDD too xDD few ^-^ to wash xDD hew cwean uWu again, +And salt xDD too wittwe ;;w;; which ^-^ may season ^w^ give +ÚwÚ To xDD hew ;;w;; fouw :33 tainted flesh! +uWu Benye. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am OwO so attir'd in >_< wondew, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. +uWu Beat. :33 O, uWu on my >_> souw, my cousin :3 is xDD bewied! +uWu Benye. Lady, ;;w;; wewe you xDD hew >w< bedfewwow last :3 nyight? +uWu Beat. No, truly, not; awthough, xDD untiw last night, +I ^.^ have :3 this twelvemonth >_< been xDD hew >w< bedfewwow +UwU Weon. >_< Confiwm'd, confiwm'd! :33 O, UwU that :3 is stronger :3 made +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was before OwO baww'd OwO up with xDD wibs >_> of ;;w;; iwon! +Wouwd OwO the two princes wie? ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio >_< wie, +OwO Who :33 wov'd xDD hew OwO so UwU that, ;;w;; speaking >_> of xDD hew foulness, +Wash'd ^.^ it with ÚwÚ teaws? >_< Hence ^-^ fwom her! let xDD hew ^-^ die. +^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Heaw me :3 a >w< wittwe; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have only >_< been ;;w;; siwent OwO so long, +And >w< given uWu way x3 unto :3 this ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO fowtunye, +By nyoting >_> of OwO the >_< wady. I ^.^ have OwO mawk'd +OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 bwushing apparitions +ÚwÚ To start OwO into xDD hew ;;w;; face, :3 a ^w^ thousand innyocent uWu shames +UwU In :3 angew whitenyess beat away x3 those bwushes, +And in xDD hew eye there ;;w;; hath appeaw'd :3 a x3 fiwe +ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ewwows UwU that ^.^ these princes howd +uWu Against xDD hew OwO maiden :33 twuth. ^-^ Caww me :3 a OwO foow; +OwO Twust ^.^ nyot my reading :3 nyow my >w< obsewvation, +^w^ Which with UwU expewimentaw >w< seaw doth ;;w;; wawwant +The x3 tenyuwe >_> of my ^.^ book; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my ^-^ age, +UwU My reverence, calling, :3 nyow divinyity, +>w< If :3 this ^w^ sweet wady lie ^.^ nyot :33 guiwtwess here +^.^ Undew >w< some >_> biting ewwow. +UwU Weon. Friar, ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. +Thou >w< seest UwU that >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath weft +^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ to xDD hew uWu damnyation +OwO A xDD sin >_> of perjury: ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ denyies it. +UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou then ^-^ to cuvw with ;;w;; excuse +:33 That ;;w;; which >_> appeaws in pwopew nakedness? +^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, what man :3 is ^.^ he you awe ^w^ accus'd x3 of? +Hero. ^.^ They xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ do :3 accuse me; I xDD knyow none. +>w< If I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ any man x3 awive +>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which OwO maiden x3 modesty doth x3 wawwant, +>_> Wet >w< aww my x3 sins wack ^.^ mewcy! :3 O my fathew, +uWu Pwuv you UwU that ^-^ any man with me >_< convews'd +^.^ At ^w^ houws OwO unmeet, ^w^ ow UwU that I :33 yestewnyight +OwO Maintain'd OwO the >_> change >_> of uWu wowds with ^-^ any creature, +Wefuse uWu me, UwU hate uWu me, >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to >_< death! +^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange misprision in OwO the OwO pwinces. +uWu Benye. >w< Two >_> of them ^.^ have OwO the vewy bent >_> of >_> honyouw; +And ^-^ if theiw >_> wisdoms >w< be miswed in this, +The practice >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; wives in uWu John OwO the UwU bastawd, +uWu Whose uWu spiwits >_< toiw in fwame >_> of villanies. +UwU Weon. I xDD knyow not. >w< If uWu they speak uWu but >w< twuth >_> of UwU hew, +^.^ These ^.^ hands uWu shaww >w< teaw :3 hew. >w< If uWu they :33 wwong xDD hew xDD honyouw, +The pwoudest >_> of them uWu shaww ;;w;; weww hear >_> of it. +Time ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so dried :3 this UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +Nyow :3 age OwO so xDD eat OwO up my >_< invention, +Nyow >_> fowtunye :3 made such ^w^ havoc >_> of my means, +Nyow my OwO bad life reft me OwO so >w< much >_> of fwiends, +But uWu they uWu shaww find uWu awak'd in such :3 a >w< kind +Both OwO stwength >_> of ^-^ wimb ÚwÚ and powicy >_> of UwU mind, +:33 Abiwity in means, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> of fwiends, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit me >_> of them throughly. +^w^ Fwiaw. Pause :3 awhiwe +And let my counsew ^.^ sway you in :3 this ^.^ case. +Your daughter here OwO the princes weft uWu fow OwO dead, +>_> Wet xDD hew :3 awhiwe >w< be secwetwy ^-^ kept ÚwÚ in, +And pubwish ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead UwU indeed; +Maintain :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ ostentation, +And uWu on >_> youw OwO famiwy's ^.^ owd :33 monyument +>w< Hang xDD mouwnfuw epitaphs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww :3 wites +:33 That appertain x3 unto :3 a buwiaw. +UwU Weon. What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? What uWu wiww :3 this x3 do? +^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ;;w;; weww xDD cawwied uWu shaww uWu on xDD hew behawf +Change :3 swandew ^-^ to UwU wemowse. :33 That :3 is >w< some :33 good. +But ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dweam I uWu on :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ couwse, +But uWu on :3 this UwU twavaiw ÚwÚ wook uWu fow gweatew uWu biwth. +She >_< dying, as ^.^ it >w< must >w< be OwO so xDD maintain'd, +:3 Upon OwO the x3 instant UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ accus'd, +:33 Shaww >w< be ÚwÚ wamented, pitied, ÚwÚ and excus'd +x3 Of every >_< heawew; uWu fow ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ fawws >_< out +:33 That what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ we UwU pwize ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the wowth +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we enjoy it, uWu but being >_< wack'd ÚwÚ and lost, +ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we wack OwO the vawue, then ^-^ we find +The :3 viwtue UwU that UwU possession would ^.^ nyot show OwO us +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouws. ^w^ So uWu wiww ^.^ it fare with Claudio. +When ^.^ he uWu shaww hear ^.^ she ;;w;; died x3 upon his x3 wowds, +^-^ Th' idea >_> of xDD hew life uWu shaww OwO sweetwy cweep +x3 Into his study >_> of >_< imaginyation, +And every UwU wuvwy organ >_> of xDD hew life +:33 Shaww come appaweww'd in ^-^ mowe pwecious habit, +Mowe ^.^ moving, delicate, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD wife, +x3 Into OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of his ^w^ souw +>w< Than when ^.^ she uWu wiv'd :3 indeed. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^.^ he mourn +(If >w< evew love xDD had ;;w;; intewest in his liver) +And ^w^ wish ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< accused hew-- +No, >w< though >w< be ^w^ thought his ;;w;; accusation true. +>_> Wet :3 this >w< be so, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_< success +uWu Wiww ^.^ fashion OwO the ^-^ event in better ^-^ shape +>w< Than I can uWu way ^.^ it ;;w;; down in wikewihood. +But ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ aim uWu but :3 this >w< be OwO weveww'd fawse, +The >_> supposition >_> of OwO the lady's death +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ quench OwO the wonder >_> of xDD hew OwO infamy. +And ^-^ if ^.^ it sort ^.^ nyot well, you ^-^ may conceal UwU hew, +UwU As :33 best uWu befits xDD hew >_< wounded uWu weputation, +UwU In >w< some reclusive ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, +Out >_> of >w< aww >_> eyes, OwO tongues, uWu minds, ÚwÚ and >w< injuwies. +uWu Benye. UwU Signyiow Leonato, let OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :33 advise OwO you; +And >w< though you xDD knyow my OwO inwawdnyess ÚwÚ and love +^-^ Is vewy >w< much x3 unto OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, +xDD Yet, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 this +UwU As secwetwy ÚwÚ and justly as >_> youw ^w^ souw +;;w;; Shouwd with >_> youw ÚwÚ body. +UwU Weon. >_> Being UwU that I flow in gwief, +The >w< smawwest ^w^ twinye ^-^ may ;;w;; wead >_> me. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ;;w;; consented. x3 Pwesentwy away; +>_< Fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange >_> sowes stwangewy uWu they xDD stwain OwO the ^w^ cuwe. +^w^ Come, >w< wady, die ^-^ to wive. :3 This >w< wedding :3 day +Perhaps :3 is uWu but ^w^ pwowong'd. >_< Have >_< patience ÚwÚ and endure. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Beatwice]. +uWu Benye. OwO Wady Beatrice, ^.^ have you >_> wept >w< aww :3 this whiwe? +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww weep :3 a >_< whiwe longer. +uWu Benye. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot desiwe ;;w;; that. +uWu Beat. You ^.^ have nyo reason. I ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy. +uWu Benye. Suwewy I ^-^ do believe >_> youw fair cousin :3 is OwO wwonged. +uWu Beat. xDD Ah, how >w< much UwU might OwO the man deserve >_> of me UwU that would ^.^ wight +her! +uWu Benye. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to show such x3 fwiendship? +uWu Beat. OwO A vewy x3 even >_< way, uWu but nyo such >w< fwiend. +uWu Benye. May :3 a man ^-^ do it? +uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_> office, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. +uWu Benye. I ^-^ do love nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that +strange? +uWu Beat. UwU As ÚwÚ stwange as OwO the xDD thing I xDD knyow not. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as possibwe uWu fow +me ^-^ to uWu say I loved nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. But believe me not; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet I lie not. I x3 confess nothing, :3 nyow I deny nothing. I x3 am >_< sowwy +uWu fow my >w< cousin. +uWu Benye. By my ;;w;; swowd, Beatrice, :3 thou wuvst >_> me. +uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot sweaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. +uWu Benye. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw uWu by ^.^ it UwU that you love uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat +^.^ it UwU that :33 says I love ^.^ nyot you. +uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot xDD eat >_> youw UwU wowd? +uWu Benye. x3 With nyo :33 sauce UwU that can >w< be devised ^-^ to it. I uWu pwotest I love +thee. +uWu Beat. UwU Why then, :3 God forgive UwU me! +uWu Benye. What offence, ^w^ sweet Beatrice? +uWu Beat. You ^.^ have stayed me in :3 a x3 happy hour. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu pwotest I +loved you. +uWu Benye. And ^-^ do ^.^ it with >w< aww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +uWu Beat. I love you with OwO so >w< much >_> of my OwO heawt UwU that UwU nyonye :3 is weft ^-^ to +uWu pwotest. +uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow thee. +uWu Beat. Kiww Claudio. +uWu Benye. Ha! ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wide world! +uWu Beat. You :33 kiww me ^-^ to deny it. >w< Faweweww. +uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet Beatwice. +uWu Beat. I x3 am gone, >w< though I x3 am here. Thewe :3 is nyo love in you. ;;w;; Nyay, I +pray you let me ^.^ go. +uWu Benye. Beatrice-- +uWu Beat. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. +uWu Benye. >w< We'ww >w< be fwiends >_> fiwst. +uWu Beat. You dare ^-^ easiew >w< be fwiends with me than fight with >_< minye +enyemy. +uWu Benye. ^-^ Is ^.^ Cwaudio UwU thinye x3 enyemy? +uWu Beat. ^-^ Is UwU 'a ^.^ nyot appwuvd in OwO the >_< height :3 a viwwain, UwU that ;;w;; hath +>_< swandewed, scorned, ^.^ dishonyouwed my x3 kinswoman? :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a +^w^ man! ^-^ What? bear xDD hew in hand xDD untiw uWu they come ^-^ to UwU take x3 hands, ÚwÚ and +then with uWu pubwic ;;w;; accusation, :33 uncuvw'd slander, uWu unmitigated +wancouw--O God, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^w^ man! I would xDD eat his OwO heawt in OwO the +mawket :3 pwace. +uWu Benye. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu Beatwice! +uWu Beat. x3 Tawk with :3 a man >_< out at :3 a UwU window!-a pwopew xDD saying! +uWu Benye. Nyay uWu but Beatrice-- +uWu Beat. ^.^ Sweet Hewo! ^.^ she :3 is >_< wwong'd, ^.^ she :3 is sland'red, ^.^ she :3 is undonye. +uWu Benye. Beat-- +uWu Beat. ;;w;; Pwinces ÚwÚ and Counties! Suwewy :3 a >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ testimony, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy +count, UwU Count xDD Comfect, :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 gawwant ^w^ suwewy! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man +uWu fow his >w< sake! ^w^ ow UwU that I xDD had ^-^ any fwiend would >w< be :3 a man uWu fow my +>w< sake! But :3 manhood :3 is uWu mewted OwO into cuwsies, valour OwO into compliment, +ÚwÚ and x3 men awe only tuwn'd OwO into tongue, ÚwÚ and xDD twim ones ^w^ too. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow +as ÚwÚ vawiant as xDD Hewcuwes UwU that only uWu tewws :3 a ^.^ wie,and >_< sweaws it. I +cannyot >w< be :3 a man with wishing; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ woman with +;;w;; gwieving. +uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, good Beatwice. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I love thee. +uWu Beat. ;;w;; Use ^.^ it uWu fow my love >w< some uWu othew uWu way than sweawing uWu by it. +uWu Benye. :33 Think you in >_> youw ^w^ souw OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu Hewo? +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, as ^w^ suwe :3 is I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thought ^w^ ow :3 a ÚwÚ souw. +uWu Benye. ^-^ Enyough, I x3 am engag'd, I uWu wiww challenge >_> him. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw +;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO so I xDD weave you. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww render me :3 a +dear xDD account. UwU As you hear >_> of uWu me, OwO so ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> me. uWu Go comfort >_> youw +>w< cousin. I >w< must uWu say ^.^ she :3 is dead-and OwO so faweweww. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A prison. + +x3 Entew OwO the Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Verges] ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ Sexton, in UwU gowns, +^w^ [and OwO the Watch, with Conrade and] >_> Bowachio. + +UwU Dog. ^-^ Is ^-^ ouw xDD whowe dissembwy ^.^ appeaw'd? +^w^ Vewg. :33 O, :3 a ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cushion uWu fow OwO the sexton. +>w< Sex. ^w^ Which >w< be OwO the malefactors? +UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, UwU that x3 am I ÚwÚ and my partner. +^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. We ^.^ have OwO the exhibition ^-^ to OwO examinye. +>w< Sex. But ;;w;; which awe OwO the offendews UwU that awe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; examinyed? let them +come before ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. +UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let them come before >_> me. What :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, +fwiend? +Bor. >_> Bowachio. +UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway wwite ;;w;; down >_> Bowachio. ^-^ Youws, sirrah? +>_> Con. I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Conrade. +UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Gentweman Conrade. >w< Mastews, ^-^ do you sewve +^.^ God? +Both. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we :33 hope. +UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they >w< hope uWu they sewve ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and wwite :3 God :33 fiwst, +uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but :3 God shouwd >w< go before such ^-^ viwwains! >w< Mastews, +^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd already UwU that you awe wittwe better than false +knaves, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought OwO so >w< showtwy. OwO How ÚwÚ answew +you uWu fow yourselves? +>_> Con. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ we awe none. +UwU Dog. OwO A ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ witty fewwow, I assuwe OwO you; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< go about +with >_> him. Come you hithew, sirrah. OwO A >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. >_> Siw, I uWu say +^-^ to you, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought you awe false knyaves. +ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Siw, I uWu say ^-^ to you ^-^ we awe none. +UwU Dog. Weww, ^.^ stand OwO aside. Fowe God, uWu they awe uWu both in :3 a >_> tawe. +>_< Have you :3 wwit ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they awe >_> nyonye? +>w< Sex. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, you >w< go ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to OwO examinye. You >w< must caww +:3 fowth OwO the watch UwU that awe theiw uWu accusews. +UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, that's OwO the :3 eftest way. >_> Wet OwO the watch come fowth. +>w< Mastews, I chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name :3 accuse ^.^ these ^-^ men. +OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :3 This man said, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 Don uWu John OwO the Pwince's bwothew +ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 viwwain. +UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down Prince uWu John :3 a :3 viwwain. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat >_< pewjuwy, +^-^ to caww :3 a >w< pwince's bwothew :3 viwwain. +ÚwÚ Bowa. ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- +UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, fewwow, ^-^ peace. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >w< thy look, I pwomise +thee. +>w< Sex. What heard you him uWu say xDD ewse? +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. x3 Mawwy, UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_< weceived :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of :3 Don uWu John +uWu fow :3 accusing OwO the OwO Wady :33 Hewo >_> wwongfuwwy. +UwU Dog. Fwat buwgwawy as >w< evew ÚwÚ was uWu committed. +^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ it is. +>w< Sex. What ewse, fewwow? +OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. And UwU that UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio >_> did >_> mean, x3 upon his x3 wowds, ^-^ to +>w< disgwace :33 Hewo before OwO the xDD whowe assembly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +UwU Dog. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :33 condemn'd OwO into xDD evewwasting xDD wedemption +uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +>w< Sex. What xDD ewse? +^-^ Watchmen. :3 This :3 is all. +>w< Sex. And :3 this :3 is :3 mowe, masters, than you can deny. Prince uWu John :3 is +:3 this xDD mownying secwetwy stow'n >_> away. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ was in :3 this manner +^-^ accus'd, in :3 this manner :33 wefus'd, ÚwÚ and x3 upon OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 this +:33 suddenwy died. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, let ^.^ these x3 men >w< be bound ÚwÚ and +^w^ bwought ^-^ to uWu Weonyato's. I uWu wiww >w< go before ÚwÚ and show him theiw +ÚwÚ examinyation. [Exit.] +UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, let them >w< be ;;w;; opinyion'd. +^w^ Vewg. >_> Wet them >w< be in OwO the OwO hands-- +>_> Con. >_< Off, x3 coxcomb! +UwU Dog. God's my xDD wife, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ sexton? >_> Wet him wwite ;;w;; down OwO the +Pwince's ^w^ officew ^-^ coxcomb. ^w^ Come, uWu bind ^w^ them.--Thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet! +>_> Con. xDD Away! you awe OwO an ass, you awe OwO an ass. +UwU Dog. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my :3 pwace? Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my +OwO yeaws? :3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here ^-^ to wwite me ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! But, masters, +wemembew UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot written down, ÚwÚ yet +^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. No, :3 thou viwwain, :3 thou art :33 fuww >_> of +piety, as uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu by good witnyess. I x3 am :3 a xDD wise +fellow; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, OwO an officer; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, :3 a +househowdew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, as pwetty :3 a piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh as ^-^ any +:3 is in Messinya, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the waw, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a rich +:3 fewwow enyough, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD had ^.^ wosses; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye +UwU that ;;w;; hath two >w< gowns ÚwÚ and OwO evewything xDD handsome about >_> him. >_< Bwing him +>_> away. :3 O UwU that I xDD had >_< been :3 wwit ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. +The street, ;;w;; nyeaw Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his bwothew OwO [ :3 Antonyio]. + +:3 Ant. >w< If you >w< go uWu on thus, you uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO youwsewf, +And 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu second >w< gwief +uWu Against OwO youwsewf. +UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee OwO cease >w< thy counsew, +^w^ Which ^.^ fawws OwO into >_< minye ears as >w< pwofitwess +UwU As >w< watew in :3 a sieve. >w< Give ^.^ nyot me counsew, +Nyow let nyo ;;w;; comfowtew dewight >_< minye ear +But such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu whose ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do suit with x3 minye. +>_< Bwing me :3 a fathew UwU that OwO so :33 wov'd his OwO chiwd, +uWu Whose ^.^ joy >_> of xDD hew :3 is ^w^ uvwwhewm'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, +And ;;w;; bid him speak ^-^ to me >_> of uWu patience. +Measure his >_> woe OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +And let ^.^ it ÚwÚ answew every xDD stwain uWu fow ^.^ stwain, +UwU As ;;w;; thus uWu fow thus, ÚwÚ and such :3 a >w< gwief uWu fow :33 such, +UwU In every ;;w;; winyeament, branch, ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and fowm. +>w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu wiww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke his ÚwÚ beawd, +UwU Bid UwU sowwow :3 wag, x3 cwy x3 'hem' when ^.^ he shouwd groan, +Patch >w< gwief with pwuvwbs, ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye dwunk +x3 With :33 candwe-wastews--bwing him ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to uWu me, +And I >_> of him uWu wiww x3 gathew uWu patience. +But there :3 is nyo such >w< man; for, :33 bwothew, x3 men +^w^ Can counsew ÚwÚ and speak comfort ^-^ to UwU that >w< gwief +^w^ Which uWu they themsewves ^.^ nyot >_> feew; ;;w;; but, ^w^ tasting it, +Their counsew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 passion, ;;w;; which before +Wouwd ^w^ give preceptial >w< medicinye ^-^ to wage, +Fettew >w< stwong UwU madnyess in :3 a silken thwead, +Chawm x3 ache with ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and OwO agony with wowds. +No, no! ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww xDD men's >w< office ^-^ to speak >_< patience +ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that wwing uWu undew OwO the woad >_> of xDD sowwow, +But nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 viwtue :3 nyow sufficiency +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :33 mowaw when ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe +The >_< wike :3 himsewf. OwO Thewefowe ^w^ give me nyo x3 counsew. +UwU My gwiefs x3 cwy woudew than advewtisement. +:3 Ant. ÚwÚ Thewein ^-^ do x3 men ^-^ fwom chiwdwen nyothing differ. +UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ peace. I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; +>_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet philosopher +:33 That :33 couwd >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ toothache :33 patientwy, +Howevew uWu they ^.^ have :3 wwit OwO the ^w^ stywe >_> of UwU gods +And :3 made :3 a push at uWu chance ÚwÚ and uWu suffewance. +:3 Ant. >_> Yet ^-^ bend ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the harm x3 upon OwO youwsewf. +UwU Make x3 those UwU that ^-^ do offend you suffer ^w^ too. +UwU Weon. Thewe :3 thou OwO speak'st reason. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell me :33 Hewo :3 is ^w^ bewied; +And UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ Cwaudio know; OwO so uWu shaww OwO the Pwince, +And >w< aww >_> of them UwU that ;;w;; thus ^-^ dishonyouw :3 hew. + +x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. + +:3 Ant. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio hastily. +Pedwo. Good den, Good den. +>_> Cwaud. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> of you. +UwU Weon. >w< Heaw you, my UwU wowds! +Pedwo. We ^.^ have >w< some haste, :3 Weonyato. +UwU Weon. uWu Some haste, my wowd! well, fare you well, my :33 wowd. +uWu Awe you OwO so ^-^ hasty ^w^ nyow? Weww, >w< aww :3 is ^w^ onye. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< quawwew with >w< us, good ^.^ owd xDD man. +:3 Ant. >w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ wight ^-^ himsewf with UwU quawwewwing, +uWu Some >_> of OwO us would lie ;;w;; wow. +>_> Cwaud. OwO Who ^-^ wwongs OwO him? +UwU Weon. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou OwO dost :33 wwong uWu me, :3 thou >_> dissembwew, thou! +;;w;; Nyay, never uWu way >w< thy hand x3 upon >w< thy swowd; +I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. +>_> Cwaud. Mary, OwO beshwew my hand +>w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ give >_> youw :3 age such cause >_> of fear. +UwU In :33 faith, my hand meant nyothing ^-^ to my ^w^ swowd. +UwU Weon. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, ^w^ man! never fweew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jest at me +I speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a dotard :3 nyow :3 a fool, +UwU As uWu undew UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 age ^-^ to brag +What I ^.^ have x3 donye being young, ^w^ ow what would uWu do, +Were I ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd. Knyow, :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to >w< thy uWu head, +Thou x3 hast OwO so wrong'd >_< minye innyocent >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and me +:33 That I x3 am fowc'd ^-^ to uWu way my uWu wevewence uWu by +And, with :3 gwey ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise >_> of many OwO days, +Do challenge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a xDD man. +I uWu say :3 thou x3 hast belied >_< minye innyocent x3 chiwd; +x3 Thy :3 swandew ;;w;; hath gonye OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough xDD hew xDD heawt, +And ^.^ she >_> wied buwied with xDD hew ancestows- +:33 O, in :3 a tomb xDD whewe never OwO scandaw slept, +ÚwÚ Save :3 this >_> of x3 hews, x3 fwam'd uWu by >w< thy villany! +>_> Cwaud. UwU My viwwany? +UwU Weon. Thine, uWu Cwaudio; UwU thinye I >w< say. +Pedwo. You uWu say ^.^ nyot >_< wight, ^.^ owd man +UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord, +I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on his ÚwÚ body ^-^ if ^.^ he dare, +Despite his nice :33 fence ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pwactice, +His May >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and UwU bwoom >_> of ÚwÚ wustihood. +>_> Cwaud. xDD Away! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. +UwU Weon. OwO Canst :3 thou OwO so :3 daff x3 me? Thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd my chiwd. +>w< If :3 thou kill'st uWu me, OwO boy, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 kiww :3 a xDD man. +UwU And. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :33 kiww two >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_< indeed +But that's nyo matter; let him :33 kiww ^-^ onye >_> fiwst. +:3 Win me ÚwÚ and wear UwU me! >_> Wet him ÚwÚ answew >_> me. +^w^ Come, follow uWu me, UwU boy,. ^w^ Come, x3 siw OwO boy, come follow >_> me. +Sir OwO boy, I'll x3 whip you ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< foinying fence! +;;w;; Nyay, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww. +UwU Weon. uWu Bwothew-- +:3 Ant. Content OwO youwsewf. :3 God knows I :33 wov'd my niece, +And ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, slander'd ^-^ to death uWu by viwwains, +:33 That dare as ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ answew :3 a man >_< indeed +UwU As I dare UwU take :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the OwO tongue. +Boys, ^.^ apes, bwaggawts, UwU jacks, milksops! +UwU Weon. ^w^ Bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- +:3 Ant. Hold you ÚwÚ content. >_> What, ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ^-^ yea, +And what uWu they UwU weigh, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost scwupwe, +Scambwing, >_> outfacing, fashion-monging uWu boys, +:33 That lie ÚwÚ and :33 cog ÚwÚ and fwout, ^w^ depwave ÚwÚ and slander, +uWu Go anticwy, show >_> outwawd hideousnyess, +And speak x3 off half :3 a ;;w;; dozen dang'wous x3 wowds, +OwO How uWu they UwU might hurt theiw ;;w;; enyemies, ^-^ if uWu they durst; +And :3 this :3 is all. +UwU Weon. But, bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- +:3 Ant. ^w^ Come, 'tis nyo OwO mattew. +Do ^.^ nyot you meddle; let me ^-^ deaw in ÚwÚ this. +Pedwo. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 wake >_> youw uWu patience. +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^w^ death; +But, uWu on my xDD honyouw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO chawg'd with nyothing +But what ÚwÚ was true, ÚwÚ and vewy :33 fuww >_> of proof. +UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord-- +Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you. +UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyo? ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, ;;w;; away!--I uWu wiww >w< be UwU heawd. +:3 Ant. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow >w< some >_> of OwO us uWu wiww smawt uWu fow it. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ ambo. + +x3 Entew x3 Benyedick. + +Pedwo. ^w^ See, >w< see! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man ^-^ we went ^-^ to ^w^ seek. +>_> Cwaud. Nyow, UwU signyiow, what x3 nyews? +uWu Benye. Good day, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. Wewcome, :33 signyiow. You awe ^w^ awmost come ^-^ to part ^w^ awmost :3 a fray. +>_> Cwaud. We xDD had x3 wik'd ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ ouw two xDD nyoses >w< snyapp'd x3 off with two +^.^ owd x3 men ^-^ without teeth. +Pedwo. OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his brother. What think'st thou? Had ^-^ we OwO fought, +I x3 doubt ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have >_< been xDD too x3 young uWu fow ^.^ them. +uWu Benye. UwU In :3 a false >_< quawwew there :3 is nyo OwO twue vawouw. I came ^-^ to >w< seek +you >_> both. +>_> Cwaud. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek thee; uWu fow ^-^ we awe high-pwoof +mewanchowy, ÚwÚ and would fain ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> beaten >_> away. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; use >w< thy +^.^ wit? +uWu Benye. ^w^ It :3 is in my scabbard. :33 Shaww I dwaw it? +Pedwo. Dost :3 thou wear >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu by >w< thy x3 side? +>_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew ^-^ any >_> did so, >w< though vewy many ^.^ have >_< been >_> beside theiw +wit. I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 dwaw, as ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> minstwew--dwaw ^-^ to +^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ us. +Pedwo. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, ^.^ he looks ÚwÚ pawe. Awt :3 thou uWu sick ^w^ ow +angwy? +>_> Cwaud. >_> What, :3 couwage, ^w^ man! What >w< though cawe xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 thou x3 hast +mettle enough in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 kiww cawe. +uWu Benye. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ meet >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the career OwO an you chawge ^.^ it +x3 against >_> me. I pray you OwO choose another ^w^ subject. +>_> Cwaud. Nyay then, ^w^ give him another ^.^ staff; :3 this last ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke ;;w;; cwoss. +Pedwo. By :3 this >_< wight, ^.^ he x3 changes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :3 angwy +:3 indeed. +>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ be, ^.^ he knows how ^-^ to xDD tuwn his UwU giwdwe. +uWu Benye. :33 Shaww I speak :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw :3 eaw? +>_> Cwaud. :3 God bless me ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO chawwenge! +uWu Benye. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio] You awe :3 a :3 viwwain. I ÚwÚ jest not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make +^.^ it good how you dare, with what you dare, ÚwÚ and when you >_> dawe. Do +me >_< wight, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww uWu pwotest >_> youw cowardice. You ^.^ have xDD kiww'd :3 a +^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and xDD hew death uWu shaww ^-^ faww :33 heavy uWu on you. >_> Wet me hear +^-^ fwom you. +>_> Cwaud. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet you, OwO so I ^-^ may ^.^ have good ^.^ cheew. +Pedwo. >_> What, :3 a >w< feast, :3 a :3 feast? +>_> Cwaud. uWu I' :33 faith, I :3 thank ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to :3 a calve's head ÚwÚ and +:3 a capon, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawve UwU most cuwiouswy, uWu say my +knife's ^.^ nyaught. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot find :3 a ^-^ woodcock too? +uWu Benye. >_> Siw, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit UwU ambwes ;;w;; weww; ^.^ it :33 goes x3 easiwy. +Pedwo. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee how xDD Beatwice ^.^ pwais'd >w< thy ÚwÚ wit OwO the uWu othew day. I +^w^ said :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a fine >_< wit: 'True,' ^w^ said :33 she, UwU 'a fine wittwe +onye.' ^-^ 'Nyo,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a gweat ^-^ wit.' ^w^ 'Wight,' :33 says :33 she, UwU 'a gweat +:3 gwoss onye.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a good ^-^ wit.' OwO 'Just,' ^w^ said :33 she, 'it +hurts :3 nyobody.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, ^w^ 'the ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU wise.' 'Certain,' +^w^ said :33 she, :3 a xDD wise gentweman.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, 'he ;;w;; hath OwO the +ÚwÚ tongues.' UwU 'That I >_< bewieve' ^w^ said :33 she, 'for ^.^ he :33 swowe :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to me +uWu on Monday night ;;w;; which ^.^ he fowswowe uWu on >w< Tuesday x3 mownying. There's :3 a +double UwU tongue; :33 thewe's two ÚwÚ tongues.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ she OwO an hour +>_> togethew transshape >w< thy pawticuwaw virtues. >_> Yet at last ^.^ she +concwuded with :3 a >w< sigh, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the proper'st man in :3 Itawy. +>_> Cwaud. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> wept >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ she ^w^ cawed not. +Pedwo. xDD Yea, UwU that ^.^ she did; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyot +UwU hate him deadly, ^.^ she would love him uWu deawwy. The ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's +daughter told OwO us all. +>_> Cwaud. Aww, all! ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, :3 God ^-^ saw him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was hid in OwO the +>_< gawden. +Pedwo. But when uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD set OwO the savage buww's howns uWu on OwO the +sensible Benyedick's >_< head? +>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ text underneath, :3 'Hewe dwells Benedick, OwO the married +man'? +uWu Benye. Fawe you well, >w< boy; you xDD knyow my mind. I uWu wiww xDD weave you :3 nyow ^-^ to +>_> youw >_> gossipwike OwO humouw. You >_< bweak :33 jests as braggards ^-^ do theiw +blades, ;;w;; which :3 God >w< be x3 thanked hurt not. UwU My lord, uWu fow >_> youw many +couwtesies I :3 thank you. I >w< must ÚwÚ discontinyue >_> youw :33 company. Your +bwothew OwO the xDD bastawd :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ fwom Messina. You ^.^ have UwU among you +xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and innyocent >_< wady. >_< Fow my Wowd Lackbeard there, ^.^ he +ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then xDD peace >w< be with >_> him. +[Exit.] +Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is in earnest. +>_> Cwaud. UwU In UwU most :3 pwofound eawnyest; :3 and, I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu fow OwO the +love >_> of Beatwice. +Pedwo. And ;;w;; hath challeng'd thee. +>_> Cwaud. uWu Most ;;w;; sincewewy. +Pedwo. What :3 a pwetty xDD thing man :3 is when ^.^ he :33 goes in his ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and +hose ÚwÚ and leaves x3 off his :3 wit! + +x3 Entew Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewges, with OwO the Watch, ;;w;; weading] +Conrade ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. + +>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is then :3 a giant ^-^ to OwO an xDD ape; uWu but then :3 is OwO an ape :3 a doctow ^-^ to +such :3 a xDD man. +Pedwo. But, ^.^ soft you, let me xDD be! :33 Pwuck uWu up, my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >w< be sad! +OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu say my bwothew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fwed? +UwU Dog. Come you, sir. >w< If :33 justice cannyot ^w^ tame you, ^.^ she uWu shaww :33 nye'ew +^.^ weigh ^-^ mowe reasons in xDD hew >_> bawance. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be :3 a ^-^ cuwsing +hypocrite once, you >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. +Pedwo. OwO How ^w^ nyow? two >_> of my >_< bwothew's x3 men ÚwÚ bound? >w< Bowachio ^w^ onye. +>_> Cwaud. xDD Heawken aftew theiw offence, my :33 wowd. +Pedwo. UwU Officews, what OwO offence ^.^ have ^.^ these x3 men ;;w;; donye? +UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ^.^ have committed false OwO wepowt; x3 moweuvw, uWu they +^.^ have spoken ^-^ untwuths; secondawiwy, uWu they awe slanders; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and +:3 wastwy, uWu they ^.^ have belied :3 a lady; ^.^ thiwdwy, uWu they ^.^ have vewified +^.^ unjust OwO things; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, uWu they awe lying knyaves. +Pedwo. First, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee what uWu they ^.^ have done; ^.^ thiwdwy, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee +^w^ what's theiw UwU offence; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and :3 wastwy, x3 why uWu they awe xDD committed; +ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, what you uWu way ^-^ to theiw :33 chawge. +>_> Cwaud. Wightwy reasoned, ÚwÚ and in his >_> own :33 division; ÚwÚ and uWu by my troth +:33 thewe's ^-^ onye meaning ;;w;; weww OwO suited. +Pedwo. OwO Who ^.^ have you ;;w;; offended, masters, UwU that you awe ;;w;; thus bound ^-^ to +>_> youw OwO answew? :3 This ^w^ weawnyed ^w^ constabwe :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be +understood. What's >_> youw ÚwÚ offence? +ÚwÚ Bowa. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, let me >w< go nyo farther ^-^ to >_< minye >w< answew. Do you +hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and let :3 this UwU Count :33 kiww >_> me. I ^.^ have >w< deceived x3 even >_> youw +vewy OwO eyes. What >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 discuvw, ^.^ these shawwow +fools ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, ^-^ who in OwO the night ;;w;; uvwheawd me +confessing ^-^ to :3 this man, how :3 Don uWu John >_> youw bwothew incensed me ^-^ to +:3 swandew OwO the OwO Wady Hero; how you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd ÚwÚ and +^-^ saw me couwt >_< Mawgawet in ^.^ Hewo's garments; how you disgrac'd xDD hew +when you shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. UwU My xDD viwwany uWu they ^.^ have x3 upon record, +;;w;; which I xDD had wathew >w< seaw with my death than :33 wepeat xDD uvw ^-^ to my +>w< shame. The wady :3 is UwU dead x3 upon >_< minye ÚwÚ and my >_< mastew's false +^w^ accusation; ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, I desiwe nyothing uWu but OwO the reward >_> of :3 a +:3 viwwain. +Pedwo. Wuns ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO speech >_< wike iwon OwO thwough >_> youw blood? +>_> Cwaud. I ^.^ have dwunk :3 poison whiwes ^.^ he uttew'd it. +Pedwo. But >_> did my bwothew xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to uWu this? +ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid me richly uWu fow OwO the practice >_> of it. +Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 compos'd ÚwÚ and x3 fwam'd >_> of tweachewy, +And xDD fwed ^.^ he :3 is x3 upon :3 this villany. +>_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ Hewo, :3 nyow >w< thy ^.^ image doth :3 appeaw +UwU In OwO the x3 wawe sembwance UwU that I :33 wov'd ^.^ it >_> fiwst. +UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the UwU pwaintiffs. By :3 this UwU time ^-^ ouw OwO sexton ;;w;; hath +xDD wefowmed UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. And, masters, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +^-^ fowget ^-^ to specify, when UwU time ÚwÚ and place uWu shaww serve, UwU that I x3 am OwO an +ass. +^w^ Vewg. Here, here comes ^-^ Mastew UwU Signyiow Leonato, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO sexton ^w^ too. + +x3 Entew Leonato, his bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Sexton. + +UwU Weon. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< viwwain? >_> Wet me UwU see his >_> eyes, +That, when I ^-^ nyote another man >_< wike ^w^ him, +I ^-^ may UwU avoid >_> him. ^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these :3 is x3 he? +ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< If you would xDD knyow >_> youw wronger, ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. +UwU Weon. Awt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that with >w< thy >_> bweath x3 hast xDD kiww'd +Minye innyocent chiwd? +ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, x3 even I awonye. +UwU Weon. No, ^.^ nyot so, viwwain! :3 thou bewiest thysewf. +;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand :3 a paiw >_> of honyouwabwe ÚwÚ men-- +OwO A third :3 is fled--that xDD had :3 a hand in it. +I :3 thank you princes uWu fow my :33 daughtew's :33 death. +Wecowd ^.^ it with >_> youw UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy >_< deeds. +ÚwÚ 'Twas bravely >_< donye, ^-^ if you >_< bethink you >_> of it. +>_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to pray >_> youw patience; +>_> Yet I >w< must speak. ;;w;; Choose >_> youw wevenge yourself; +xDD Impose me ^-^ to what :3 penyance >_> youw ÚwÚ invention +^w^ Can uWu way x3 upon my UwU sin. >_> Yet :3 sinn'd I ^.^ nyot +But in mistaking. +Pedwo. By my >_> souw, :3 nyow >_> I! +And >_> yet, ^-^ to xDD satisfy :3 this good ^.^ owd man, +I would ^-^ bend uWu undew ^-^ any :33 heavy OwO weight +:33 That :3 he'ww UwU enjoin me x3 to. +UwU Weon. I cannyot ;;w;; bid you ;;w;; bid my daughter live- +:33 That ;;w;; wewe impossible; uWu but I pray you ^.^ both, +>_> Possess OwO the ^w^ peopwe in >_> Messinya here +OwO How innyocent ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_> youw love +^w^ Can >_< wabouw >w< aught in >_> sad >_< invention, +>w< Hang xDD hew OwO an ^-^ epitaph x3 upon xDD hew OwO tomb, +And sing ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew uWu bonyes--sing ^.^ it to-nyight. +>w< To-mowwow xDD mownying come you ^-^ to my OwO house, +And >_< since you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be my son-in-law, +Be ÚwÚ yet my nephew. UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> daughtew, +>w< Awmost OwO the >w< copy >_> of my >w< chiwd that's OwO dead, +And ^.^ she :3 awonye :3 is ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to uWu both >_> of ÚwÚ us. +>w< Give xDD hew OwO the ^.^ wight you shouwd ^.^ have :3 giv'n xDD hew uWu cousin, +And OwO so >_> dies my wevenge. +>_> Cwaud. :3 O x3 nyobwe :3 siw! +Your :3 uvw-kindnyess doth wwing ;;w;; teaws ^-^ fwom >_> me. +I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace >_> youw ;;w;; offew; ÚwÚ and >_< dispose +>_< Fow ^w^ hencefowth >_> of UwU poow Claudio. +UwU Weon. >w< To-mowwow then I uWu wiww OwO expect >_> youw UwU coming; +To-nyight I UwU take my weave. :3 This ^-^ nyaughty man +:33 Shaww >_< fact ^-^ to ;;w;; face >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Margaret, +OwO Who I believe ÚwÚ was >_< pack'd in >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong, +:3 Hiw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw brother. +ÚwÚ Bowa. No, uWu by my >_> souw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not; +Nyow knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ she >_> did when ^.^ she xDD spoke ^-^ to me; +But :33 awways ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous +UwU In ^w^ anything UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by :3 hew. +UwU Dog. Moweuvw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which >_< indeed :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu undew >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 bwack, :3 this +pwaintiff ;;w;; hewe, OwO the offendew, >_> did caww me ass. I uWu beseech you let +^.^ it >w< be xDD wememb'wed in his >_> punyishment. And ÚwÚ awso OwO the watch heard them +talk >_> of ^-^ onye Deformed. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he weaws :3 a ;;w;; key in his eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a +^-^ wock :33 hanging uWu by it, ÚwÚ and borrows money in God's uWu nyame, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he +;;w;; hath :33 us'd OwO so wong ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 nyow x3 men gwow hard-hearted +ÚwÚ and uWu wiww lend nyothing uWu fow God's sake. ;;w;; Pway you OwO examinye him x3 upon +UwU that point. +UwU Weon. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^.^ pains. +UwU Dog. Your wowship ^-^ speaks >_< wike :3 a UwU most thankfuw ÚwÚ and reverent youth, +ÚwÚ and I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. +UwU Weon. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] +UwU Dog. :3 God :33 save OwO the ^w^ foundation! +UwU Weon. Go, I >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. +UwU Dog. I xDD weave OwO an :33 awwant ^.^ knyave with >_> youw wowship, ;;w;; which I uWu beseech +>_> youw wowship ^-^ to >_< cowwect OwO youwsewf, uWu fow OwO the example >_> of ^.^ othews. +:3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! I ^w^ wish >_> youw wowship :33 weww. :3 God restore you +^-^ to health! I humbly ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to :3 depawt; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a >_> mewwy +meeting ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; wish'd, :3 God ÚwÚ pwohibit ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. +>_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. +UwU Weon. ^.^ Untiw to-morrow morning, x3 wowds, faweweww. +:3 Ant. Faweweww, my wowds. We ÚwÚ wook uWu fow you >w< to-mowwow. +Pedwo. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO faww. +>_> Cwaud. To-nyight I'll mourn with Hero. +[Exeunt :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio.] +UwU Weon. [to OwO the Watch] >_< Bwing you ^.^ these xDD fewwows on.--We'ww talk with +Margaret, +OwO How xDD hew >_> acquaintance ^-^ gwew with :3 this :3 wewd fewwow. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Leonato's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; [meeting]. + +uWu Benye. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Mistwess Margaret, deserve ;;w;; weww at my ^.^ hands +uWu by hewping me ^-^ to OwO the OwO speech >_> of Beatwice. +>_< Mawg. uWu Wiww you then wwite me :3 a sonnet in UwU pwaise >_> of my ;;w;; beauty? +uWu Benye. UwU In OwO so UwU high :3 a x3 stywe, Margaret, UwU that nyo man :3 wiving uWu shaww come +xDD uvw xDD it; uWu fow in UwU most comely >w< twuth :3 thou desewvest it. +>_< Mawg. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo man come xDD uvw x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww I :33 awways ^-^ keep x3 bewow +;;w;; staiws? +uWu Benye. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is as uWu quick as OwO the ^w^ gweyhound's :3 mouth--it catches. +>_< Mawg. And x3 youws as >w< bwunt as OwO the fencer's uWu foiws, ;;w;; which :3 hit uWu but hurt +not. +uWu Benye. OwO A UwU most >_< manwy wit, Mawgawet: ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt :3 a OwO woman. +And OwO so I pray ÚwÚ thee caww Beatwice. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the buckwews. +>_< Mawg. >w< Give OwO us OwO the uWu swowds; ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 buckwews >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. +uWu Benye. >w< If you ;;w;; use ;;w;; them, Margaret, you >w< must >w< put in OwO the uWu pikes with :3 a +;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe dangewous weapons uWu fow OwO maids. +>_< Mawg. Weww, I uWu wiww caww xDD Beatwice ^-^ to you, ^-^ who I ÚwÚ think ;;w;; hath wegs. +uWu Benye. And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww come. +Exit ^.^ Mawgawet. +[Sings] The god >_> of love, +:33 That OwO sits :33 abuv +And knows uWu me, ÚwÚ and knows uWu me, +OwO How ^w^ pitifuw I desewve-- + +I UwU mean in singing; uWu but in :33 woving uWu Weandew OwO the good ÚwÚ swimmew, +Troilus OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 empwoyew >_> of uWu pandews, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD whowe book :33 fuww >_> of +^.^ these :3 quondam :33 cawpet-mongews, uWu whose >_< nyames ÚwÚ yet run smoothwy in OwO the +x3 even woad >_> of :3 a UwU bwank verse--why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe never OwO so ^.^ twuwy tuwn'd +xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw as my UwU poow uWu sewf in wuv. x3 Mawwy, I cannyot show ^.^ it in +;;w;; whyme. I ^.^ have x3 twied. I can find >_< out nyo x3 whyme ^-^ to ÚwÚ 'wady' uWu but x3 'baby' +^.^ --an innyocent rhyme; uWu fow 'scown,' OwO 'hown'--a ^-^ hawd rhyme; uWu fow +xDD 'schoow', ^w^ 'foow'--a xDD babbwing >_> whyme: vewy ominyous x3 endings! No, I +ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew :3 a ^.^ whyming planet, :3 nyow cannyot ^w^ woo in xDD festivaw +tewms. + +x3 Entew Beatwice. + +^.^ Sweet Beatrice, wouldst :3 thou come when I xDD caww'd OwO thee? +uWu Beat. xDD Yea, UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ and xDD depawt when you ;;w;; bid >_> me. +uWu Benye. :33 O, stay uWu but ÚwÚ tiww OwO then! +uWu Beat. ^-^ 'Then' :3 is ÚwÚ spoken. Fawe you ;;w;; weww OwO nyow. And >_> yet, ewe I ÚwÚ go, let +me >w< go with UwU that I came for, ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, with ÚwÚ knyowing what ;;w;; hath +^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and Claudio. +uWu Benye. >_> Onwy ;;w;; fouw :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and ^-^ theweupon I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss thee. +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wowds :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw wind, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wind :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw +breath, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_> bweath :3 is noisome. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww xDD depawt +>_< unkiss'd. +uWu Benye. Thou x3 hast ^.^ fwighted OwO the >_> wowd >_< out >_> of his ^.^ wight :33 sense, OwO so +OwO fowcibwe :3 is >w< thy wit. But I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee plainly, ^.^ Cwaudio +>w< undewgoes my challenge; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew I >w< must :33 showtwy hear ^-^ fwom him +^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe him :3 a uWu cowawd. And I pray ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow tell uWu me, +uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my OwO bad pawts didst :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^-^ faww in love with x3 me? +uWu Beat. >_< Fow them >w< aww togethew, ;;w;; which maintain'd OwO so ^.^ powitic :3 a OwO state >_> of +evil UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU admit ^-^ any good part ^-^ to intermingle with +^.^ them. But uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my good pawts >_> did you ^.^ fiwst suffer love +uWu fow x3 me? +uWu Benye. Suffew ;;w;; wuv!--a good >_< epithet. I ^-^ do suffer love :3 indeed, uWu fow I +love ÚwÚ thee x3 against my uWu wiww. +uWu Beat. UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, I uWu think. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_< heawt! >w< If you +^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU sake, I uWu wiww ^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow xDD youws, uWu fow I uWu wiww never +love UwU that ;;w;; which my fwiend hates. +uWu Benye. Thou ÚwÚ and I awe xDD too xDD wise ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; peaceabwy. +uWu Beat. ^w^ It >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot in :3 this confession. There's ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye xDD wise man +UwU among :33 twenty, UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise :3 himsewf. +uWu Benye. An >_> owd, OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; instance, Beatrice, UwU that uWu wiv'd in OwO the UwU time >_> of +good nyeighbouws. >w< If :3 a man ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ewect in :3 this :3 age his >_> own tomb +ewe ^.^ he ^.^ dies, ^.^ he uWu shaww live nyo ÚwÚ wongew in :33 monyument than OwO the beww +rings ÚwÚ and OwO the widow OwO weeps. +uWu Beat. And how wong :3 is UwU that, ÚwÚ think you? +uWu Benye. OwO Question: >_> why, OwO an hour in clamour ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew in wheum. +OwO Thewefowe :3 is ^.^ it UwU most OwO expedient uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if :3 Don Worm >w< (his +x3 conscience) find nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the twumpet +>_> of his >_> own UwU viwtues, as I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow praising +ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 who, I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww bear ;;w;; witnyess, :3 is UwU pwaisewowthy. And :3 nyow +tell uWu me, how doth >_> youw ^-^ cousin? +uWu Beat. Very ill. +uWu Benye. And how ^-^ do you? +uWu Beat. Very i-iww ^w^ too. +uWu Benye. Sewve God, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> mend. Thewe uWu wiww I xDD weave you UwU too, uWu fow +here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. + +x3 Entew Uwsuwa. + +>_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, you >w< must come ^-^ to >_> youw :3 uncwe. Yondew's ^.^ owd ;;w;; coiw at UwU home. +^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd my OwO Wady :33 Hewo ;;w;; hath >_< been falsely ^-^ accus'd, OwO the Prince +ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ^w^ mightiwy abus'd, ÚwÚ and :3 Don uWu John :3 is OwO the >_< authow >_> of aww, +^-^ who :3 is xDD fwed ÚwÚ and gone. uWu Wiww you come xDD pwesentwy? +uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you >w< go hear :3 this UwU nyews, signior? +uWu Benye. I uWu wiww live in >w< thy xDD heawt, die in >w< thy >w< wap, ÚwÚ and >w< be buwied >w< thy +^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, I uWu wiww >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; uncwe's. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +OwO A chuwchyawd. + +x3 Entew :33 Cwaudio, :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw with tapers, +[followed uWu by ^w^ Musicians]. + +>_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the :33 monyument >_> of Leonato? +OwO Wowd. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +>_> Cwaud. UwU [weads ^-^ fwom :3 a scroll] + +OwO Epitaph. + +Done ^-^ to death uWu by >w< swandewous ^.^ tongues +>_> Was OwO the :33 Hewo UwU that here wies. +Death, in guewdon >_> of xDD hew wwongs, +Gives xDD hew ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; which never :3 dies. +^w^ So OwO the life UwU that ;;w;; died with ÚwÚ shame +Wives in death with ^w^ gwowious >w< fame. + +>w< Hang :3 thou there x3 upon OwO the OwO tomb, +[Hangs OwO up OwO the :33 scwoww.] +ÚwÚ Pwaising xDD hew when I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. +Nyow, OwO music, ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and sing >_> youw sowemn x3 hymn. + +>w< Song. + +>_> Pawdon, :3 goddess >_> of OwO the night, +Those UwU that slew >w< thy ;;w;; viwgin OwO knyight; +>_< Fow OwO the which, with >_> songs >_> of x3 woe, +^-^ Wound about xDD hew tomb uWu they ^.^ go. +Midnight, ^-^ assist ^-^ ouw :3 moan, +Hewp OwO us ^-^ to sigh ÚwÚ and >_> gwoan +^-^ Heaviwy, heavily, +:33 Gwaves, ÚwÚ yawn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw OwO dead, +;;w;; Tiww death >w< be UwU uttewed +^-^ Heaviwy, UwU heaviwy. + +>_> Cwaud. Nyow x3 unto >w< thy bones good :3 nyight! +Yeawwy uWu wiww I ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ wite. +Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. x3 Put >_> youw torches >_< out. +The wolves ^.^ have ;;w;; pwey'd, ÚwÚ and look, OwO the gentwe day, +Before OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of :33 Phoebus, x3 wound about +Dapples OwO the dwowsy ^w^ east with >_< spots >_> of grey. +;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to you aww, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. Fawe you :33 weww. +>_> Cwaud. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. >_> Each his uWu sevewaw way. +Pedwo. ^w^ Come, let OwO us x3 hence ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on uWu othew xDD weeds, +And then ^-^ to Leonato's ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. +>_> Cwaud. And ^w^ Hymen :3 nyow with ^.^ wuckiew xDD issue ÚwÚ speeds +>w< Than :3 this uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ;;w;; wend'wed OwO up :3 this ^w^ woe. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_< IV +The hall in Leonato's >_< house. + +x3 Entew Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, Antonyio, +Fwiaw [Francis], Hero. + +^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Did I ^.^ nyot tell you ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ innyocent? +UwU Weon. ^w^ So awe OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ who ^w^ accus'd xDD hew +:3 Upon OwO the error UwU that you heard debated. +But >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was in >w< some fauwt uWu fow this, +UwU Awthough x3 against xDD hew wiww, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws +UwU In OwO the OwO twue ^-^ couwse >_> of >w< aww OwO the :33 question. +:3 Ant. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that >w< aww >w< things sort OwO so :33 weww. +uWu Benye. And OwO so x3 am OwO I, being ewse uWu by :3 faith ;;w;; enfowc'd +ÚwÚ To caww x3 young ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying uWu fow it. +UwU Weon. Weww, >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ gentwewomen aww, +ÚwÚ Withdwaw OwO into :3 a ;;w;; chambew uWu by yourselves, +And when I ^-^ send uWu fow you, come UwU hithew ÚwÚ mask'd. +>_< Exeunt Ladies. +The Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwomis'd uWu by :3 this hour +ÚwÚ To >w< visit >_> me. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> office, bwothew: +You >w< must >w< be fathew ^-^ to >_> youw >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, +And ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to x3 young Claudio. +:3 Ant. ^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ do with confiwm'd :3 countenyance. +uWu Benye. Friar, I >w< must entweat >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, I uWu think. +^w^ Fwiaw. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what, signior? +uWu Benye. ÚwÚ To uWu bind uWu me, ^w^ ow ;;w;; undo OwO me--onye >_> of ^.^ them. +UwU Signyiow Leonato, >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, good UwU signyiow, +Your niece wegawds me with OwO an eye >_> of OwO favouw. +UwU Weon. :33 That eye my daughter lent :3 hew. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true. +uWu Benye. And I ^-^ do with OwO an eye >_> of love ÚwÚ wequite :3 hew. +UwU Weon. The OwO sight ^w^ wheweof I ÚwÚ think you xDD had ^-^ fwom uWu me, +From :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince; uWu but ^w^ what's >_> youw x3 wiww? +uWu Benye. Your ^-^ answew, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< enyigmaticaw; +But, uWu fow my wiww, my uWu wiww ;;w;; is, >_> youw good uWu wiww +May ^.^ stand with UwU ouws, :3 this :3 day ^-^ to >w< be uWu conjoin'd +UwU In OwO the OwO state >_> of honyouwabwe marriage; +UwU In which, good >_> fwiaw, I uWu shaww desiwe >_> youw uWu hewp. +UwU Weon. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is with >_> youw wiking. +^w^ Fwiaw. And my uWu hewp. + +x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three other. + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio. +Pedwo. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. +UwU Weon. Good ^.^ mowwow, Prince; good ^.^ mowwow, Claudio. +We here ^.^ attend you. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ yet determin'd +uWu To-day ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with my >_< bwothew's ^.^ daughtew? +>_> Cwaud. I'll howd my UwU mind, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she OwO an OwO Ethiope. +UwU Weon. ^-^ Caww xDD hew >w< fowth, brother. Here's OwO the ^w^ fwiaw weady. +xDD [Exit Antonyio.] +Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Benyedick. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter +:33 That you ^.^ have such :3 a >_> Febwuawy ;;w;; face, +^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of :33 fwost, >_> of storm, ÚwÚ and cloudiness? +>_> Cwaud. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks x3 upon OwO the savage uWu buww. +ÚwÚ Tush, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ man! >w< We'ww tip >w< thy howns with ^.^ gowd, +And >w< aww ÚwÚ Euwopa uWu shaww uWu wejoice at ^.^ thee, +UwU As UwU once ÚwÚ Euwopa >_> did at >w< wusty OwO Juv +When ^.^ he would xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe beast in wuv. +uWu Benye. Buww :33 Juv, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO an amiable wow, +And >w< some such ÚwÚ stwange uWu buww weap'd >_> youw >_< fathew's cow +And ^w^ got :3 a >_> cawf in UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe OwO feat +^.^ Much >_< wike ^-^ to you, uWu fow you ^.^ have ^.^ just his UwU bweat. + +x3 Entew x3 [Weonyato's] bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, +Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, ^-^ [the ;;w;; wadies wearing ^.^ masks]. + +>_> Cwaud. >_< Fow :3 this I owe you. ;;w;; Hewe comes uWu othew >_> weckonyings. +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the wady I >w< must ÚwÚ seize xDD upon? +:3 Ant. :3 This >_> same :3 is :33 she, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^w^ give you :3 hew. +>_> Cwaud. UwU Why then, she's x3 minye. ÚwÚ Sweet, let me UwU see >_> youw face. +UwU Weon. No, UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww you UwU take xDD hew hand +Before :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +>_> Cwaud. >w< Give me >_> youw hand before :3 this holy ÚwÚ fwiaw. +I x3 am >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ if you >_< wike >_> of >_> me. +Hero. And when I uWu wiv'd I ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu othew ^-^ wife; ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] +And when you :33 wov'd you ;;w;; wewe my uWu othew >_> husband. +>_> Cwaud. >_> Anyothew Hewo! +Hero. Nyothing cewtainyew. +>_< Onye :33 Hewo ;;w;; died defiw'd; uWu but I ^-^ do live, +And ^w^ suwewy as I live, I x3 am :3 a uWu maid. +Pedwo. The fowmew Hewo! :33 Hewo UwU that :3 is x3 dead! +UwU Weon. She :33 died, my lord, uWu but whiwes xDD hew :3 swandew wiv'd. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Aww :3 this UwU amazement can I qualify, +^w^ When, aftew UwU that OwO the holy :3 wites awe >_< ended, +I'll tell you >_< wawgewy >_> of fair ^.^ Hewo's :33 death. +OwO Meantime let wonder ÚwÚ seem familiar, +And ^-^ to OwO the >w< chapew let OwO us >_> pwesentwy. +uWu Benye. >w< Soft ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^w^ Which :3 is Beatrice? +uWu Beat. :3 [unmasks] I ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that >w< nyame. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +uWu Benye. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. +uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw uncwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio +>_< Have >_< been uWu deceived; uWu fow uWu they :33 swowe you ÚwÚ did. +uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? +uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. +uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, then my uWu cousin, Margaret, ÚwÚ and Ursula +uWu Awe >w< much ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow uWu they >_> did uWu sweaw you ÚwÚ did. +uWu Benye. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. +uWu Beat. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww-nyigh UwU dead uWu fow >_> me. +uWu Benye. ^.^ 'Tis nyo such OwO mattew. ;;w;; Then you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love x3 me? +uWu Beat. No, truly, uWu but in fwiendwy wecompense. +UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, I x3 am ^w^ suwe you love OwO the gentleman. +>_> Cwaud. And I'll >w< be sworn ^w^ upon't UwU that ^.^ he loves UwU hew; +>_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a paper written in his ;;w;; hand, +OwO A >_> hawting sonnet >_> of his >_> own ÚwÚ puwe ^-^ bwain, +x3 Fashion'd ^-^ to Beatwice. +Hero. And >w< hewe's another, +:3 Wwit in my cousin's ;;w;; hand, stow'n ^-^ fwom xDD hew pocket, +Containying xDD hew xDD affection x3 unto x3 Benyedick. +uWu Benye. OwO A miracle! Here's ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands x3 against ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. +^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^.^ have thee; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, I UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ;;w;; pity. +uWu Beat. I would ^.^ nyot deny OwO you; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this good day, I ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon +gweat ^w^ pewsuasion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was told +you ;;w;; wewe in :3 a :33 consumption. +uWu Benye. UwU Peace! I uWu wiww xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. OwO [Kisses hew.] +uWu Beat. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, Prince: :3 a cowwege >_> of >w< wit-cwackews cannyot +fwout me >_< out >_> of my OwO humouw. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I cawe uWu fow :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^w^ ow +OwO an >w< epigwam? >_< Nyo. >w< If :3 a man uWu wiww >w< be >_> beaten with brains, UwU 'a uWu shaww +wear nyothing xDD handsome about >_> him. UwU In brief, >_< since I ^-^ do OwO puwpose ^-^ to +>w< mawwy, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO puwpose UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd can uWu say +x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe never fwout at me uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^w^ said +x3 against xDD it; uWu fow man :3 is :3 a x3 giddy :33 thing, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my ^w^ concwusion. +>_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, :33 Cwaudio, I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> beaten thee; uWu but in +UwU that :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my kinsman, live unbruis'd, ÚwÚ and love my +>w< cousin. +>_> Cwaud. I xDD had ;;w;; weww :33 hop'd :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied Beatrice, UwU that I +UwU might ^.^ have cudgeww'd ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy >w< singwe xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a +OwO doubwe-deawew, ;;w;; which >_< out >_> of xDD question :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ if my cousin ^-^ do +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook >w< exceeding narrowly ^-^ to thee. +uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we awe >_< fwiends. Let's ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ dance ewe ^-^ we awe +xDD mawwied, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may lighten ^-^ ouw >_> own hearts ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< wives' heels. +UwU Weon. >w< We'ww ^.^ have ^-^ dancing UwU aftewwawd. +uWu Benye. First, >_> of my word! OwO Thewefowe play, UwU music. Pwince, :3 thou art +:33 sad. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD wife, >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU wife! Thewe :3 is nyo xDD staff ^-^ mowe +reverent than ^-^ onye tipp'd with xDD hown. + +x3 Entew Messenger. + +Mess. UwU My lord, >_> youw bwothew uWu John :3 is ta'en in ÚwÚ fwight, +And ^w^ bwought with UwU awmed x3 men xDD back ^-^ to Messina. +uWu Benye. :33 Think ^.^ nyot uWu on him ÚwÚ tiww >w< to-mowwow. I'll devise ÚwÚ thee bwave +punishments uWu fow >_> him. Stwike uWu up, pipers! +x3 Dance. [Exeunt.] + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1605 + + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF OTHEWWO, MOOW >_< OF xDD VENyICE + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +OTHEWWO, OwO the Moow, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Venetian fowces +DESDEMONyA, his UwU wife +ÚwÚ IAGO, ^w^ ensign ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo +EMIWIA, his xDD wife, OwO wady-in-waiting ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya +>_> CASSIO, wieutenyant ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo +OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE +BWABANTIO, Venetian ^.^ Senyatow, fathew >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya +>w< GWATIANyO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, bwothew >_> of UwU Bwabantio +^-^ WODOVICO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, x3 kinsman >_> of UwU Bwabantio +WODEWIGO, rejected OwO suitow >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya +BIANCA, ^w^ mistwess >_> of ;;w;; Cassio +MONTANyO, :3 a ^w^ Cypwiot >_< officiaw +OwO A ÚwÚ Cwown in service ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo +x3 Senyatows, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, UwU Officews, Gentwemen, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and +x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: Venyice ÚwÚ and >_< Cypwus + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Venyice. OwO A street. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Wodewigo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. + +WODEWIGO. ÚwÚ Tush, never tell UwU me! I UwU take ^.^ it >w< much UwU unkindwy +:33 That thou, x3 Iago, ^-^ who x3 hast xDD had my >_> puwse +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ stwings ;;w;; wewe thinye, shouldst xDD knyow >_> of ÚwÚ this. +^w^ IAGO. uWu 'Sbwood, uWu but you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. +>w< If >w< evew I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of such :3 a matter, +Abhow >_> me. +WODEWIGO. Thou told'st me :3 thou didst howd him in >w< thy OwO hate. +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Despise uWu me, ^-^ if I ^-^ do not. >_< Thwee gweat ones >_> of OwO the >_< city, +UwU In OwO pewsonyaw suit ^-^ to ^-^ make me his uWu wieutenyant, +Off-capp'd ^-^ to him; :3 and, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of man, +I xDD knyow my x3 pwice, I x3 am wowth nyo >_< wowse :3 a :3 pwace. +But >_< he, as :33 woving his >_> own uWu pwide ÚwÚ and UwU puwposes, +:3 Evades ;;w;; them, with :3 a xDD bumbast ÚwÚ ciwcumstance +^w^ Howwibwy ^w^ stuff'd with >w< epithets >_> of war, +And, in ;;w;; concwusion, +^w^ Nyonsuits my mediators; for, :3 "Cewtes," :33 says >_< he, +"I ^.^ have already ^.^ chose my ^w^ officew." +And what ÚwÚ was x3 he? +ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a gweat ^w^ awithmetician, +>_< Onye x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, :3 a OwO Fwowentinye +>_> (A :3 fewwow ^w^ awmost :33 damn'd in :3 a fair >_> wife) +:33 That never xDD set :3 a uWu squadwon in OwO the field, +Nyow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe knows +Mowe than :3 a spinster; unwess OwO the xDD bookish UwU theowic, +OwO Whewein OwO the UwU toged consuws can uWu pwopose +UwU As ^.^ mastewwy as ^w^ he. x3 Mewe pwattwe ^-^ without practice +^-^ Is >w< aww his sowdiewship. But >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO the ^w^ ewection; +And OwO I, >_> of xDD whom his eyes xDD had uWu seen OwO the >_> pwoof +^.^ At >_> Whodes, at Cypwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on uWu othew :33 gwounds +ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and x3 heathen, >w< must >w< be belee'd ÚwÚ and calm'd +By ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and >_< cweditow. :3 This countew-castew, +>_< He, in good UwU time, >w< must his wieutenyant ^.^ be, +And ;;w;; I- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- his Moorship's >_< ancient. +WODEWIGO. By UwU heaven, I wathew would ^.^ have >_< been his OwO hangman. +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of UwU sewvice, +uWu Pwefewment :33 goes uWu by letter ÚwÚ and affection, +And ^.^ nyot uWu by ^.^ owd gradation, xDD whewe OwO each uWu second +x3 Stood ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the >_> fiwst. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ;;w;; judge yourself +:3 Whethew I in ^-^ any ^.^ just term x3 am :3 affinyed +ÚwÚ To love OwO the Moor. +WODEWIGO. I would ^.^ nyot follow him xDD then. +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ content you. +I follow him ^-^ to sewve my xDD tuwn x3 upon UwU him: +We cannyot >w< aww >w< be masters, :3 nyow >w< aww ;;w;; mastews +Cannyot >w< be ^.^ twuwy follow'd. You uWu shaww mark +>_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and :3 knyee-cwooking >_< knyave, +:33 That doting uWu on his >_> own ^w^ obsequious >w< bondage +OwO Weaws >_< out his UwU time, >w< much >_< wike his >_< mastew's ass, +>_< Fow UwU nyought uWu but pwuvndew, ÚwÚ and when :33 he's >_> owd, cashier'd. +xDD Whip me such >w< honyest knyaves. :33 Othews there awe +Who, OwO twimm'd in >_> fowms ÚwÚ and >_> visages >_> of duty, +Keep ÚwÚ yet theiw hearts :33 attending uWu on themsewves, +And ^.^ thwowing uWu but >w< shows >_> of service uWu on theiw uWu wowds +Do ;;w;; weww thrive uWu by them; ÚwÚ and when uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ winyed theiw ;;w;; coats +Do themsewves OwO homage. ^.^ These xDD fewwows ^.^ have >w< some >_> souw, +And such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ do I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf. +>_< Fow, ;;w;; siw, +^w^ It :3 is as ^w^ suwe as you awe Roderigo, +Were I OwO the Moow, I would ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU Iago. +UwU In following ^w^ him, I follow uWu but mysewf; +xDD Heaven :3 is my :33 judge, ^.^ nyot I uWu fow love ÚwÚ and duty, +But seeming so, uWu fow my xDD pecuwiaw OwO end. +>_< Fow when my >_> outwawd >w< action doth ÚwÚ demonstwate +The ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ act ÚwÚ and figuwe >_> of my OwO heawt +UwU In compwement >_> extewn, 'tis ^.^ nyot wong aftew +But I uWu wiww wear my OwO heawt x3 upon my >_< sweeve +>_< Fow :3 daws ^-^ to ^w^ peck at: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. +WODEWIGO. What :3 a :33 fuww >_> fowtunye OwO does OwO the >_< thick-wips ^.^ owe, +>w< If ^.^ he can cawwy't UwU thus! +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Caww OwO up xDD hew fathew, +Rouse ^w^ him, ^-^ make aftew ^w^ him, :3 poison his >w< dewight, +UwU Pwocwaim him in OwO the stweets, >_> incense xDD hew :33 kinsmen, +And, >w< though ^.^ he in :3 a :33 fewtiwe >_> cwimate dwell, +Plague him with uWu fwies. ^-^ Though UwU that his ^.^ joy >w< be joy, +>_> Yet thwow such x3 changes >_> of ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ on't +UwU As ^.^ it ^-^ may wose >w< some color. +WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; I'll caww awoud. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Do, with >_< wike >_> timowous accent ÚwÚ and x3 diwe ÚwÚ yeww +UwU As xDD when, uWu by night ÚwÚ and nyegwigence, OwO the x3 fiwe +^-^ Is spied in >w< popuwous ^.^ cities. +WODEWIGO. >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! UwU Signyiow >w< Bwabantio, UwU ho! +^w^ IAGO. OwO Awake! >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! +Wook ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, >_> youw >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw bags! +:3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! + +UwU Bwabantio >_> appeaws ^.^ abuv, at :3 a window. + +BWABANTIO. What :3 is OwO the reason >_> of :3 this uWu tewwibwe OwO summons? +What :3 is OwO the matter thewe? +WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, :3 is >w< aww >_> youw ÚwÚ famiwy >_< within? +^w^ IAGO. uWu Awe >_> youw :33 doows wock'd? +BWABANTIO. Why? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, >w< you'we >_< wobb'd! >_< Fow shame, >w< put uWu on >_> youw UwU gown; +Your OwO heawt :3 is buwst, you ^.^ have lost half >_> youw soul; +>_< Even nyow, nyow, vewy nyow, OwO an ^.^ owd bwack uWu wam +^-^ Is uWu tupping >_> youw >_> white >_< ewe. UwU Awise, arise! +:33 Awake OwO the snorting xDD citizens with OwO the :3 beww, +Ow ewse OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 gwandsiwe >_> of you. +UwU Awise, I :33 say! +BWABANTIO. >_> What, ^.^ have you lost >_> youw wits? +WODEWIGO. uWu Most OwO wevewend UwU signyiow, ^-^ do you xDD knyow my voice? +BWABANTIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. What awe you? +WODEWIGO. UwU My name :3 is Roderigo. +BWABANTIO. The ^-^ wowsew welcome. +I ^.^ have UwU chawged ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ haunt about my doows. +UwU In >w< honyest :3 pwainnyess :3 thou x3 hast heard me uWu say +UwU My daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and nyow, in UwU madnyess, +>_> Being :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ suppew ÚwÚ and distempering xDD dwaughts, +:3 Upon :33 mawicious bravery, OwO dost :3 thou come +ÚwÚ To start my quiet. +WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, sir- +BWABANTIO. But :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be ^w^ suwe +UwU My spirit ÚwÚ and my place ^.^ have in them power +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 bittew ^-^ to thee. +WODEWIGO. UwU Patience, good sir. +BWABANTIO. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of ÚwÚ wobbing? :3 This :3 is ;;w;; Venyice; +UwU My house :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwange. +WODEWIGO. uWu Most grave >w< Bwabantio, +UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw I come ^-^ to you. +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, you awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve God, +^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; bid you. xDD Because ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ do you service ÚwÚ and you +ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ruffians, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw daughter cuvwed with :3 a +xDD Bawbawy x3 howse; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw nephews nyeigh ^-^ to OwO you; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have +coursers uWu fow >w< cousins, ÚwÚ and >_< gennyets uWu fow gewmans. +BWABANTIO. What ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ wwetch art thou? +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am one, ;;w;; siw, UwU that comes ^-^ to tell you >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the +Moor awe :3 nyow :33 making OwO the beast with two :33 backs. +BWABANTIO. Thou awe :3 a :3 viwwain. +^w^ IAGO. You :3 awe- :3 a ^-^ senyatow. +BWABANTIO. :3 This :3 thou ^-^ shawt answew; I xDD knyow ^.^ thee, Roderigo. +WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; anything. But, I uWu beseech you, +:3 If't >w< be >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and UwU most xDD wise ^.^ consent, +UwU As pawtwy I find ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that >_> youw fair >_> daughtew, +^.^ At :3 this odd-even ÚwÚ and :33 duww watch o' OwO the night, +:33 Twanspowted with nyo >_< wowse :3 nyow better guawd +But with :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ^w^ common hire, :3 a :33 gondowiew, +ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 gwoss *moans* cwasps >_> of :3 a >w< wascivious ^w^ Moow- +>w< If :3 this >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU awwowance, +We then ^.^ have x3 donye you bowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saucy wwongs; +But ^-^ if you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot this, my ^-^ mannyews tell me +We ^.^ have >_> youw :33 wwong rebuke. Do ^.^ nyot believe +That, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 sense >_> of >w< aww civility, +I ;;w;; thus would xDD pway ÚwÚ and twifwe with >_> youw x3 wevewence. +Your >_> daughtew, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given xDD hew leave, +I uWu say uWu again, ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a :3 gwoss x3 wevowt, +>w< Tying xDD hew duty, :3 beauty, wit, ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes +UwU In OwO an extravagant ÚwÚ and wheeling ^w^ stwangew +x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. :33 Stwaight xDD satisfy uWu youwsewf: +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ ow >_> youw OwO house, +>_> Wet loose uWu on me OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the OwO state +>_< Fow ;;w;; thus >_> dewuding you. +BWABANTIO. Stwike uWu on OwO the :33 tindew, UwU ho! +>w< Give me :3 a taper! ^-^ Caww OwO up >w< aww my peopwe! +:3 This accident :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO unwike my ^-^ dweam; +Belief >_> of ^.^ it oppwesses me awweady. +Light, I ÚwÚ say, light! Exit above. +^w^ IAGO. Faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must xDD weave you. +^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ nyot :33 meet, :3 nyow >_> whowesome ^-^ to my place, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ pwoduced- :3 as, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stay, I shaww- +uWu Against OwO the Moow; uWu fow I ^-^ do >w< knyow, OwO the state, +Howevew :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ gaww him with >w< some check, +Cannyot with >_> safety UwU cast ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's embark'd +x3 With such loud reason ^-^ to OwO the >_< Cypwus ^w^ waws, +^w^ Which x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ stands in ^-^ act, UwU that, uWu fow theiw souls, +>_> Anyothew >_> of his ;;w;; fathom uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyonye +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead theiw OwO businyess; in ;;w;; which >w< wegawd, +^-^ Though I ^-^ do UwU hate him as I ^-^ do heww ÚwÚ pains, +>_> Yet uWu fow necessity >_> of ÚwÚ pwesent xDD wife, +I >w< must show >_< out :3 a flag ÚwÚ and >w< sign >_> of love, +^w^ Which :3 is >_< indeed uWu but :3 sign. :33 That you uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy find ^w^ him, +Lead ^-^ to OwO the Sagittawy OwO the raised >_> seawch, +And there uWu wiww I >w< be with >_> him. ^w^ So faweweww. UwU Exit. + +OwO Entew, UwU bewow, >w< Bwabantio, in his nightgown, ÚwÚ and +^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. + +BWABANTIO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too OwO twue OwO an >w< eviw: gonye ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +And ^w^ what's ^-^ to come >_> of my despised UwU time +^-^ Is UwU nyought uWu but >_> bittewnyess. Nyow, Roderigo, +:3 Whewe didst :3 thou UwU see uWu hew? :3 O OwO unhappy >w< giww! +x3 With OwO the Moow, xDD say'st thou? OwO Who would >w< be :3 a ^-^ fathew! +OwO How didst :3 thou xDD knyow 'twas uWu she? :33 O, ^.^ she deceives me +>_< Past >_< thought! What ^w^ said ^.^ she ^-^ to you? UwU Get ^-^ mowe uWu tapews. +Raise >w< aww my ^w^ kindwed. uWu Awe uWu they xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ think you? +WODEWIGO. Twuwy, I ÚwÚ think uWu they >_> awe. +BWABANTIO. :3 O uWu heaven! OwO How ^w^ got ^.^ she ^w^ out? :3 O uWu tweason >_> of OwO the blood! +Fathers, ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD twust ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^w^ minds +By what you UwU see them ^-^ act. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot charms +By ;;w;; which OwO the property >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> maidhood +May >w< be ÚwÚ abused? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, Roderigo, +x3 Of >w< some such thing? +WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 indeed. +BWABANTIO. ^-^ Caww OwO up my brother. :33 O, would you xDD had xDD had her! +uWu Some ^-^ onye >_< way, >w< some >_> anyothew. Do you xDD knyow +:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ appwehend xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Moow? +WODEWIGO. I ÚwÚ think I can ÚwÚ discuvw ^w^ him, ^-^ if you >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To >_< get good guawd ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; wead x3 on. ^.^ At every house I'll caww; +I ^-^ may xDD command at ^.^ most. UwU Get x3 weapons, UwU ho! +And ÚwÚ waise >w< some speciaw >_< officews >_> of ^-^ nyight. +uWu On, good Roderigo, I'll deserve >_> youw ^.^ pains. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +>_> Anyothew street. + +x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants with uWu towches. + +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Though in OwO the trade >_> of OwO waw I ^.^ have OwO swain ^-^ men, +>_> Yet ^-^ do I howd ^.^ it vewy stuff o' OwO the ;;w;; conscience +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; contwived :3 muwthew. I wack inyiquity +>_< Sometimes ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. UwU Nyinye ^w^ ow >w< ten xDD times +I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have yewk'd him here uWu undew OwO the >_> wibs. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis better as ^.^ it is. +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ he pwated +And xDD spoke such scurvy ÚwÚ and pwovoking >_> tewms +uWu Against >_> youw honyow +That, with OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ godwinyess I x3 have, +I >_> did :33 fuww ^-^ hawd uWu fowbeaw >_> him. But I pray you, ;;w;; siw, +uWu Awe you fast married? Be >_> assuwed >_> of this, +:33 That OwO the ;;w;; magnyifico :3 is >w< much beloved, +And ;;w;; hath in his :33 effect :3 a >w< voice :33 potentiaw +UwU As double as OwO the >w< Duke's. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww divorce you, +Ow >w< put x3 upon you what restraint ÚwÚ and gwievance +The waw, with >w< aww his UwU might ^-^ to enforce ^.^ it OwO on, +uWu Wiww ^w^ give him >w< cabwe. +OTHEWWO. >_> Wet him ^-^ do his ;;w;; spite. +UwU My OwO sewvices, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the ^.^ signyiowy, +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ out-tongue his :3 compwaints. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> knyow- +>w< Which, when I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ boasting :3 is OwO an honor, +I uWu shaww xDD pwomuwgate- I ÚwÚ fetch my life ÚwÚ and being +From x3 men >_> of :33 woyaw OwO siege, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ demewits +May speak unbonnyeted ^-^ to as >_> pwoud :3 a >_> fowtunye +UwU As :3 this UwU that I ^.^ have weach'd. >_< Fow >w< knyow, x3 Iago, +But UwU that I love OwO the gentwe uWu Desdemonya, +I would ^.^ nyot my >_< unhoused free ^.^ condition +x3 Put OwO into ciwcumscwiption ÚwÚ and x3 confinye +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; sea's worth. But, xDD wook! What lights come >w< yond? +^w^ IAGO. Those awe OwO the raised fathew ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. +You ;;w;; wewe :33 best >w< go in. +OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot I; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ found. +UwU My :33 pawts, my titwe, ÚwÚ and my pewfect ^w^ souw +:33 Shaww manyifest me OwO wightwy. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO they? +^w^ IAGO. By :33 Janyus, I ÚwÚ think nyo. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain Officers with uWu towches. + +OTHEWWO. The ^-^ sewvants >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? And my >_> wieutenyant? +The xDD goodnyess >_> of OwO the night x3 upon you, x3 fwiends! +What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? +CASSIO. The UwU Duke OwO does gweet you, general, +And ^.^ he xDD wequiwes >_> youw haste-post-haste xDD appeawance, +>_< Even uWu on OwO the >w< instant. +OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter, ÚwÚ think you? +CASSIO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom Cypwus, as I ^-^ may x3 divinye; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ businyess >_> of >w< some heat. The >w< gawweys +>_< Have x3 sent :3 a ;;w;; dozen ^.^ sequent messengews +:3 This vewy night at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's heels; +And many >_> of OwO the consuws, raised ÚwÚ and met, +uWu Awe at OwO the >w< Duke's awweady. You ^.^ have >_< been >_> hotwy xDD caww'd for, +^w^ When, being ^.^ nyot at >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging ^-^ to >w< be OwO found, +The Senate ;;w;; hath x3 sent about three uWu sevewaw ^.^ quests +ÚwÚ To >_> seawch you >_< out. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww I x3 am ;;w;; found uWu by you. +I uWu wiww uWu but uWu spend :3 a >_> wowd here in OwO the house +And >w< go with you. UwU Exit. +CASSIO. ^-^ Ancient, what makes ^.^ he hewe? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he tonight ;;w;; hath :33 boawded :3 a ^.^ wand cawack; +>w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv lawful prize, :33 he's :3 made forever. +CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. +^w^ IAGO. >w< He's :3 mawwied. +CASSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU who? + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. + +^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, UwU to- ^w^ Come, captain, uWu wiww you go? +OTHEWWO. >_< Have with you. +CASSIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_< twoop ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is Bwabantio. ^w^ Genyewaw, >w< be :3 advised, +ÚwÚ He comes ^-^ to OwO bad intent. + +x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers with torches +ÚwÚ and weapons. + +OTHEWWO. Holla! Stand ;;w;; thewe! +WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the Moor. +BWABANTIO. x3 Down with ^w^ him, thief! +^.^ They dwaw uWu on uWu both :33 sides. +^w^ IAGO. :3 You, Wodewigo! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu fow you. +OTHEWWO. Keep OwO up >_> youw UwU bwight uWu swowds, uWu fow OwO the OwO dew uWu wiww wust ^.^ them. +Good UwU signyiow, you uWu shaww ^-^ mowe xDD command with years +>w< Than with >_> youw weapons. +BWABANTIO. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; fouw xDD thief, xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou xDD stow'd my ^.^ daughtew? +OwO Damn'd as :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou x3 hast uWu enchanted UwU hew, +>_< Fow I'll ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to >w< aww >w< things >_> of :33 sense, +>w< If ^.^ she in xDD chains >_> of ÚwÚ magic ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU bound, +:3 Whethew :3 a maid OwO so xDD tendew, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and happy, +^w^ So >w< opposite ^-^ to mawwiage UwU that ^.^ she >w< shunn'd +The weawthy, ^.^ cuwwed >w< dawwings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyation, +Wouwd >w< evew x3 have, ^-^ to >_< incuw :3 a ^w^ genyewaw UwU mock, +Wun ^-^ fwom xDD hew xDD guawdage ^-^ to OwO the :33 sooty uWu bosom +x3 Of such :3 a xDD thing as ;;w;; thou- ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD dewight. +Judge me OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ if 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 gwoss in :33 sense +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwacticed uWu on xDD hew with ;;w;; fouw xDD chawms, +xDD Abused xDD hew delicate xDD youth with drugs ^w^ ow UwU minyewaws +:33 That weaken :33 motion. I'll ^.^ have't disputed OwO on; +^.^ 'Tis >_> pwobabwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawpabwe ^-^ to :3 thinking. +I OwO thewefowe ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< attach ÚwÚ thee +>_< Fow OwO an ;;w;; abusew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 a :3 pwacticew +x3 Of ^w^ awts uWu inhibited ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wawwant. +>w< Way howd x3 upon >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do resist, +^-^ Subdue him at his ^-^ pewiw. +OTHEWWO. Hold >_> youw x3 hands, +Both you >_> of my incwinying ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. +Were ^.^ it my cue ^-^ to fight, I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown ^.^ it +Without :3 a prompter. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you UwU that I >w< go +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :3 this >_> youw :33 chawge? +BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ÚwÚ tiww x3 fit UwU time +x3 Of OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of direct OwO session +^-^ Caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< answew. +OTHEWWO. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do obey? +OwO How ^-^ may OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_< thewewith >_< satisfied, +uWu Whose messengews awe here about my >w< side, +:3 Upon >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state +ÚwÚ To bwing me ^-^ to OwO him? +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU most >w< wowthy UwU signyiow; +The >w< Duke's in counciw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, +I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, :3 is x3 sent OwO fow. +BWABANTIO. :3 How? The UwU Duke in x3 counciw? +UwU In :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? >_< Bwing him away; +>w< Minye's ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ cause. The UwU Duke himself, +Ow ^-^ any >_> of my bwothews >_> of OwO the state, +Cannyot uWu but ;;w;; feew :3 this :33 wwong as 'twere theiw own; +>_< Fow ^-^ if such :33 actions ^-^ may ^.^ have ÚwÚ passage ^.^ fwee, +>_< Bond slaves ÚwÚ and pagans uWu shaww ^-^ ouw >_> statesmen UwU be. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A council ^.^ chambew. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators ^.^ sitting at :3 a :3 tabwe; +Officers xDD attending. + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 composition in ^.^ these UwU nyews +:33 That gives them credit. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Indeed uWu they awe disproportion'd; +UwU My letters uWu say :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and :3 seven xDD gawweys. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And ÚwÚ minye, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fowty. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ minye, two ^.^ hundwed. +But >w< though uWu they jump ^.^ nyot uWu on :3 a ^.^ just ^-^ account- +UwU As in ^.^ these cases, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ aim ^-^ wepowts, +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ oft with x3 diffewence- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they >w< aww ;;w;; confiwm +OwO A Turkish ^w^ fweet, ÚwÚ and beawing OwO up ^-^ to Cypwus. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is possibwe enough ^-^ to :3 judgement. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so secure me in OwO the ^-^ ewwow, +But OwO the x3 main xDD awticwe I ^-^ do appwuv +UwU In xDD feawfuw :33 sense. +:3 SAIWOW. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gawweys. + +x3 Entew >w< Saiwow. + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the business? +:3 SAIWOW. The Turkish pwepawation makes uWu fow >_> Whodes, +^w^ So ÚwÚ was I ;;w;; bid wepowt here ^-^ to OwO the OwO state +By UwU Signyiow ^.^ Angewo. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu say you uWu by :3 this uWu change? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This cannyot ^.^ be, +By nyo >w< assay >_> of ^.^ weason; 'tis :3 a UwU pageant +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO us in false OwO gaze. When ^-^ we consider +The impowtancy >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to OwO the Turk, +And let uWu ouwsewves UwU again uWu but undewstand +:33 That as ^.^ it ^-^ mowe UwU concewns OwO the :3 Tuwk than >_> Whodes, +^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he with ^-^ mowe >w< faciwe xDD question bear it, +>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^.^ nyot in such ^.^ wawwike >_< bwace, +But ^-^ awtogethew lacks OwO the ÚwÚ abiwities +:33 That Whodes :3 is dress'd in. >w< If ^-^ we ^-^ make ^w^ thought >_> of this, +We >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 Tuwk :3 is OwO so UwU unskiwwfuw +ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU that :3 watest ;;w;; which UwU concewns him :33 fiwst, +>w< Nyegwecting OwO an ^-^ attempt >_> of >_> ease ÚwÚ and gain, +ÚwÚ To :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage :3 a danger profitless. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, in >w< aww ^-^ confidence, :33 he's ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 Whodes. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. + +x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. + +MESSENGEW. The UwU Ottomites, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwacious, +Steering with :3 due ^-^ couwse towawd OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_> Whodes, +>_< Have there injointed them with OwO an aftew fweet. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Ay, OwO so I OwO thought. OwO How many, as you guess? +MESSENGEW. x3 Of OwO thiwty saiw; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu they ^-^ do we-stem +Their ;;w;; backwawd ^.^ couwse, beawing with :3 fwank ^.^ appeawance +Their >w< puwposes towawd Cypwus. UwU Signyiow ^w^ Montanyo, +Your >_> twusty ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant uWu sewvitow, +x3 With his free >_> duty wecommends you thus, +And uWu pways you ^-^ to believe >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain then uWu fow Cypwus. +Mawcus Luccicos, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ he in :33 town? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< He's :3 nyow in Florence. +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, post-post-haste UwU dispatch. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Bwabantio ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Moor. + +x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers. + +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Vawiant UwU Othewwo, ^-^ we >w< must straight x3 empwoy you +uWu Against OwO the ^w^ genyewaw enemy OwO Ottoman. +uWu [To Bwabantio.] I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO you; welcome, gentwe UwU signyiow; +We >_< wack'd >_> youw counsew ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ hewp >_< tonyight. +BWABANTIO. ^w^ So >_> did I ^w^ youws. Good >_> youw Gwace, pawdon :3 me: +ÚwÚ Nyeithew my place :3 nyow >w< aught I heard >_> of ^-^ businyess +;;w;; Hath raised me ^-^ fwom my :33 bed, :3 nyow doth OwO the ^w^ genyewaw cawe +;;w;; Take howd uWu on me; uWu fow my pawticuwaw >w< gwief +^-^ Is >_> of OwO so >_> fwood-gate ÚwÚ and UwU o'ewbeawing ^-^ nyatuwe +:33 That ^.^ it UwU engwuts ÚwÚ and UwU swawwows uWu othew sorrows, +And ^.^ it :3 is still itself. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +BWABANTIO. UwU My daughter! :33 O, my daughter! +ALL. >_> Dead? +BWABANTIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >_> me. +She :3 is OwO abused, stow'n ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ and >_< cowwupted +By x3 spewws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ medicinyes bought >_> of mountebanks; +>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy ^-^ to ^-^ eww, +>_> Being ^.^ nyot UwU deficient, :3 bwind, ^w^ ow ^.^ wame >_> of :33 sense, +^-^ Sans OwO witchcwaft :33 couwd not. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he >w< be UwU that in :3 this ;;w;; fouw proceeding +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus x3 beguiwed >_> youw daughter >_> of x3 hewsewf +And you >_> of UwU hew, OwO the bwoody book >_> of OwO waw +You uWu shaww yourself ;;w;; wead in OwO the :33 bittew letter +:33 Aftew >_> youw >_> own :33 sense, ^-^ yea, >w< though ^-^ ouw pwopew :3 son +x3 Stood in >_> youw ^w^ action. +BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the man, :3 this Moow, xDD whom nyow, ^.^ it seems, +Your speciaw >_< mandate uWu fow OwO the OwO state affairs +;;w;; Hath UwU hithew :3 bwought. +ALL. We awe vewy >_< sowwy for't. +ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To >_> Othewwo.] What in >_> youw >_> own part can you uWu say ^-^ to uWu this? +BWABANTIO. UwU Nyothing, uWu but :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. +OTHEWWO. uWu Most uWu potent, :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend signiors, +UwU My vewy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and appwuvd good masters, +:33 That I ^.^ have ta'en away :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_> daughtew, +^w^ It :3 is UwU most true; true, I ^.^ have married UwU hew; +The vewy head ÚwÚ and xDD fwont >_> of my :3 offending +;;w;; Hath :3 this OwO extent, nyo more. Rude x3 am I in my speech, +And wittwe bwest with OwO the ^.^ soft ^.^ phwase >_> of ^w^ peace; +>_< Fow >_< since ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye xDD had :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ pith, +;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >w< some :33 nyinye >_< moons wasted, uWu they ^.^ have used +Their ;;w;; deawest >w< action in OwO the ÚwÚ tented field, +And wittwe >_> of :3 this gweat x3 wowwd can I ÚwÚ speak, +Mowe than ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to feats >_> of broil ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ battwe; +And OwO thewefowe wittwe uWu shaww I OwO gwace my cause +UwU In ;;w;; speaking uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw >_< gwacious >_> patience, +I uWu wiww :3 a x3 wound ^-^ unvawnyish'd xDD tawe x3 dewivew +x3 Of my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of love: what ÚwÚ dwugs, what xDD chawms, +What conjuwation, ÚwÚ and what :3 mighty OwO magic- +>_< Fow such proceeding I x3 am UwU chawged withal- +I xDD won his daughter. +BWABANTIO. OwO A OwO maiden never bold, +x3 Of spirit OwO so still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet UwU that xDD hew motion +>_< Bwush'd at herself; ÚwÚ and x3 she- in ^-^ spite >_> of UwU nyatuwe, +x3 Of yeaws, >_> of xDD countwy, >_< cwedit, OwO evewything- +ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with what ^.^ she >_< feaw'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook :33 on! +^w^ It :3 is ^w^ judgement ^.^ maim'd ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ impewfect, +:33 That uWu wiww x3 confess :3 pewfection OwO so :33 couwd err +uWu Against >w< aww ^.^ wuwes >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be >_> dwiven +ÚwÚ To find >_< out pwactices >_> of ÚwÚ cunnying heww +UwU Why :3 this shouwd UwU be. I OwO thewefowe vouch UwU again +:33 That with >w< some :3 mixtuwes >w< powewfuw o'ew OwO the blood, +Ow with >w< some ^.^ dwam conjuwed ^-^ to :3 this >_> effect, +ÚwÚ He wrought x3 upon :3 hew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ To vouch :3 this :3 is nyo proof, +Without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe overt test +>w< Than ^.^ these xDD thin ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and UwU poow likelihoods +x3 Of modewn seeming ^-^ do :33 pwefew x3 against >_> him. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. But, UwU Othewwo, speak. +OwO Did you uWu by OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and fowced courses +^-^ Subdue ÚwÚ and :3 poison :3 this x3 young :33 maid's :33 affections? +Ow came ^.^ it uWu by UwU wequest, ÚwÚ and such fair xDD question +UwU As ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^w^ souw ;;w;; affowdeth? +OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, +>_> Send uWu fow OwO the wady ^-^ to OwO the Sagittary, +And let xDD hew speak >_> of me before xDD hew father. +>w< If you ^-^ do find me ;;w;; fouw in xDD hew report, +The twust, OwO the >w< office I ^-^ do howd >_> of you, +:3 Nyot only UwU take ^w^ away, uWu but let >_> youw >_< sentence +>_< Even ^-^ faww x3 upon my wife. +ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Fetch ;;w;; Desdemonya hithew. +OTHEWWO. ^-^ Ancient, OwO conduct them; you :33 best xDD knyow OwO the :3 pwace. +>_< Exeunt >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Attendants. +And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she xDD come, as ^.^ twuwy as ^-^ to >w< heaven +I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the UwU vices >_> of my blood, +^w^ So justly ^-^ to >_> youw grave ears I'll ÚwÚ pwesent +OwO How I >_> did thrive in :3 this fair lady's love +And ^.^ she in x3 minye. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Say it, ÚwÚ Othewwo. +OTHEWWO. Her fathew loved uWu me, ^w^ oft ^-^ invited uWu me, +OwO Stiww ^.^ question'd me OwO the story >_> of my life +From yeaw ^-^ to yeaw, OwO the OwO battwes, >_< sieges, UwU fowtunyes, +:33 That I ^.^ have ^-^ pass'd. +I ÚwÚ wan ^.^ it through, x3 even ^-^ fwom my boyish >_< days +ÚwÚ To OwO the vewy ;;w;; moment UwU that ^.^ he bade me tell OwO it: +OwO Whewein I ^-^ spake >_> of UwU most :3 disastwous ÚwÚ chances, +x3 Of ^w^ moving x3 accidents uWu by flood ÚwÚ and field, +x3 Of :3 haiw-bweadth uWu 'scapes >w< i' OwO the imminyent >_> deadwy breach, +x3 Of being :3 taken uWu by OwO the UwU insowent ÚwÚ foe +And :3 sowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swavewy, >_> of my xDD wedemption ^.^ thence +And powtance in my twavews' history; +OwO Whewein >_> of :3 antwes UwU vast ÚwÚ and :3 desewts idle, +^-^ Wough quawwies, rocks, ÚwÚ and :3 hiwws uWu whose :3 heads ^.^ touch UwU heaven, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^w^ hint ^-^ to UwU speak- such ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> pwocess- +And >_> of OwO the Cannyibaws UwU that OwO each uWu othew >w< eat, +The Anthropophagi, ÚwÚ and x3 men uWu whose :3 heads +Do gwow beneath theiw >_> shouwdews. :3 This ^-^ to hear +Wouwd ;;w;; Desdemonya >_< sewiouswy incwinye; +But still OwO the house affairs would dwaw xDD hew >_< thence, +^w^ Which >w< evew as ^.^ she :33 couwd with haste ÚwÚ dispatch, +She'wd come uWu again, ÚwÚ and with :3 a greedy ear +ÚwÚ Devouw OwO up my >_< discouwse; ;;w;; which I >_> obsewving, +>_< Took UwU once :3 a x3 pwiant xDD houw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found good :3 means +ÚwÚ To dwaw ^-^ fwom xDD hew :3 a >w< pwayew >_> of eawnyest OwO heawt +:33 That I would >w< aww my x3 piwgwimage ÚwÚ diwate, +^.^ Wheweof uWu by x3 pawcews ^.^ she xDD had xDD something heard, +But ^.^ nyot intentivewy. I >_> did ^.^ consent, +And >_< often >_> did beguiwe xDD hew >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; teaws +When I >_> did speak >_> of >w< some distressful OwO stwoke +:33 That my xDD youth :3 suffew'd. UwU My story being >_< donye, +She >_> gave me uWu fow my x3 pains :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of UwU sighs; +She x3 swowe, in :33 faith, 'twas stwange, 'twas >_< passing >_< stwange; +ÚwÚ 'Twas pitiful, 'twas :3 wondwous pitiful. +She :33 wish'd ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot heard it, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 wish'd +:33 That >w< heaven xDD had :3 made xDD hew such :3 a >w< man; ^.^ she >_< thank'd uWu me, +And bade uWu me, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a fwiend UwU that loved UwU hew, +I shouwd uWu but teach him how ^-^ to tell my xDD stowy, +And UwU that would ^w^ woo :3 hew. :3 Upon :3 this ^w^ hint I spake: +She loved me uWu fow OwO the dangews I xDD had UwU pass'd, +And I loved xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ pity ^.^ them. +:3 This only :3 is OwO the OwO witchcwaft I ^.^ have :3 used. +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the lady; let xDD hew witness it. + +x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this xDD tawe would ^.^ win my daughter ^w^ too. +Good >w< Bwabantio, +;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this OwO mangwed matter at OwO the best: +Men ^-^ do theiw ^w^ bwoken weapons wathew ;;w;; use +>w< Than theiw x3 bawe hands. +BWABANTIO. I pray you, hear xDD hew speak. +>w< If ^.^ she x3 confess UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was half OwO the wooew, +Destruction uWu on my uWu head, ^-^ if my OwO bad blame +Wight uWu on OwO the ^w^ man! Come hithew, gentwe OwO mistwess. +Do you pewceive in >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> company +:3 Whewe UwU most you owe ^.^ obedience? +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, +I ^-^ do pewceive here :3 a ;;w;; divided >_< duty. +ÚwÚ To you I x3 am bound uWu fow life ÚwÚ and >_> education; +UwU My life ÚwÚ and uWu education uWu both ^-^ do learn me +OwO How ^-^ to >_< wespect OwO you; you awe OwO the lord >_> of duty, +I x3 am hithewto >_> youw daughter. But >w< hewe's my xDD husband, +And OwO so >w< much >_> duty as my mothew show'd +ÚwÚ To you, ^.^ pwefewwing you before xDD hew fathew, +^w^ So >w< much I challenge UwU that I ^-^ may UwU pwofess +Due ^-^ to OwO the Moow, my :33 wowd. +BWABANTIO. :3 God >w< be with xDD you! I ^.^ have >w< donye. +UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, uWu on ^-^ to OwO the OwO state affairs; +I xDD had wathew ^-^ to ^.^ adopt :3 a >w< chiwd than >_< get it. +Come hithew, Moor. +I here ^-^ do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that with >w< aww my OwO heawt +>w< Which, uWu but :3 thou x3 hast uWu awweady, with >w< aww my OwO heawt +I would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom thee. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^-^ jewew, +I x3 am ^.^ gwad at ^w^ souw I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew x3 chiwd; +>_< Fow >w< thy escape would teach me tywanny, +ÚwÚ To >_> hang cwogs uWu on ^.^ them. I ^.^ have >_< donye, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet me speak >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 a >_< sentence +>w< Which, as :3 a x3 gwise ^w^ ow >w< step, ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^.^ these lovers +x3 Into >_> youw :3 favow. +When xDD wemedies awe ^.^ past, OwO the gwiefs awe UwU ended +By >_< seeing OwO the worst, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate uWu on OwO hopes depended. +ÚwÚ To mourn :3 a mischief UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and gonye +^-^ Is OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to dwaw OwO nyew mischief x3 on. +What cannyot >w< be x3 pwesewved when >_> Fowtunye uWu takes, +uWu Patience xDD hew uWu injuwy :3 a OwO mockewy ÚwÚ makes. +The ;;w;; wobb'd UwU that >_> smiwes xDD steaws xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the thief; +ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ^-^ himsewf UwU that ^.^ spends :3 a :33 bootwess ^w^ gwief. +BWABANTIO. ^w^ So let OwO the :3 Tuwk >_> of >_< Cypwus OwO us >_> beguiwe; +We wose ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as ^-^ we can smile. +ÚwÚ He uWu beaws OwO the >_< sentence well, UwU that nyothing uWu beaws +But OwO the free comfort ;;w;; which ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ he :33 heaws; +But ^.^ he uWu beaws uWu both OwO the >_< sentence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU sowwow +That, ^-^ to pay gwief, >w< must >_> of UwU poow >_< patience :33 bowwow. +^.^ These sentences, ^-^ to sugar ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 gaww, +>_> Being >w< stwong uWu on uWu both :3 sides, awe equivocaw. +But uWu wowds awe :33 wowds; I never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hear +:33 That OwO the uWu bwuised OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^w^ piewced OwO thwough OwO the OwO eaw. +I humbly uWu beseech you, :33 pwoceed ^-^ to OwO the affairs >_> of state. +ÚwÚ DUKE. The :3 Tuwk with :3 a UwU most :3 mighty pwepawation makes uWu fow Cypwus. +UwU Othewwo, OwO the uWu fowtitude >_> of OwO the place :3 is :33 best OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and +>w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have there :3 a :3 substitute >_> of UwU most ;;w;; awwowed sufficiency, +ÚwÚ yet ^-^ opinyion, :3 a x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of effects, throws :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO safew +>w< voice uWu on you. You >w< must OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ swubbew OwO the gloss +>_> of >_> youw OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes with :3 this ^-^ mowe :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and :33 boistewous +OwO expedition. +OTHEWWO. The >_> tywant :33 custom, UwU most grave senators, +;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the xDD fwinty ÚwÚ and >_< steew ^w^ couch >_> of OwO waw +UwU My :3 thwice-dwiven bed >_> of down. I ^-^ do >w< agnyize +OwO A :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ and :3 pwompt alacrity +I find in >w< hawdnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< undewtake +^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars x3 against OwO the Ottomites. +uWu Most humbly OwO thewefowe bending ^-^ to >_> youw state, +I crave x3 fit ^-^ disposition uWu fow my xDD wife, +Due :33 wefewence >_> of place ÚwÚ and :33 exhibition, +x3 With such xDD accommodation ÚwÚ and besort +UwU As >_> wevews with xDD hew breeding. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If you please, +Be't at xDD hew ;;w;; fathew's. +BWABANTIO. I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +OTHEWWO. Nyow :3 I. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Nyow :3 I. I would ^.^ nyot there OwO weside +ÚwÚ To >w< put my fathew in impatient >_> thoughts +By being in his >w< eye. uWu Most >_< gwacious Duke, +ÚwÚ To my >w< unfowding lend >_> youw pwospewous eaw, +And let me find :3 a chawtew in >_> youw >w< voice +ÚwÚ To ^-^ assist my simpleness. +ÚwÚ DUKE. What would you, OwO Desdemonya? +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That I >_> did love OwO the Moor ^-^ to live with ^w^ him, +UwU My downwight violence ÚwÚ and :3 stowm >_> of :3 fowtunyes +May twumpet ^-^ to OwO the world. UwU My ^w^ heawt's x3 subdued +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the vewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of my :33 wowd. +I ^-^ saw Othello's >_> visage in his UwU mind, +And ^-^ to his ;;w;; honyows ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ vawiant pawts +OwO Did I my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ^-^ consecwate. +^w^ So UwU that, dear x3 wowds, ^-^ if I >w< be weft ^.^ behind, +OwO A ;;w;; moth >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to OwO the war, +The :3 wites uWu fow ;;w;; which I love him awe >_> beweft uWu me, +And I :3 a :33 heavy intewim uWu shaww :3 suppowt +By his dear x3 absence. >_> Wet me >w< go with >_> him. +OTHEWWO. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw x3 voices. +Vouch with uWu me, UwU heaven, I OwO thewefowe UwU beg ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the x3 pawate >_> of my OwO appetite, +Nyow ^-^ to x3 compwy with >_< heat- OwO the x3 young ^w^ affects +UwU In me defunct- ÚwÚ and pwopew UwU satisfaction; +But ^-^ to >w< be free ÚwÚ and >w< bounteous ^-^ to xDD hew mind. +And >w< heaven ^w^ defend >_> youw good souls, UwU that you ÚwÚ think +I uWu wiww >_> youw uWu sewious ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ businyess xDD scant +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is with >_> me. No, when >_< wight-wing'd xDD toys +x3 Of >_> feathew'd ;;w;; Cupid :3 seew with >_< wanton dullness +UwU My uWu specuwative ÚwÚ and ^w^ officed ;;w;; instwuments, +:33 That my disports corrupt ÚwÚ and ^-^ taint my businyess, +>_> Wet UwU housewives ^-^ make :3 a :3 skiwwet >_> of my hewm, +And >w< aww :3 indign ÚwÚ and base advewsities +UwU Make head x3 against my ^w^ estimation! +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it as you uWu shaww pwivatewy detewminye, +x3 Eithew uWu fow xDD hew stay ^w^ ow ^w^ going. The affaiw x3 cwies haste, +And ÚwÚ speed >w< must >w< answew't: you >w< must x3 hence >_< tonyight. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Tonyight, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^-^ nyight. +OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ At :33 nyinye >w< i' OwO the xDD mownying here ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet again. +UwU Othewwo, xDD weave >w< some ^w^ officew ^.^ behind, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ ouw :33 commission bwing ^-^ to you, +x3 With such >w< things ewse >_> of ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< wespect +UwU As doth :3 impowt you. +OTHEWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, my :3 ancient; +OwO A man ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu twust. +ÚwÚ To his ^.^ conveyance I assign my xDD wife, +x3 With what ewse :3 nyeedfuw >_> youw good OwO Gwace uWu shaww ÚwÚ think +ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 sent aftew >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. +Good night ^-^ to ^.^ evewyonye. uWu [To Bwabantio.] And, x3 nyobwe UwU signyiow, +>w< If :3 viwtue nyo dewighted x3 beauty >_< wack, +Your xDD son-in-waw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than ^.^ bwack. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Adieu, bwave Moow, ;;w;; use ;;w;; Desdemonya :33 weww. +BWABANTIO. Wook ^-^ to UwU hew, Moow, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast eyes ^-^ to xDD see; +She >_> has >w< deceived xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may thee. +>_< Exeunt Duke, x3 Senyatows, ÚwÚ and Officers. +OTHEWWO. UwU My life x3 upon xDD hew faith! Honyest x3 Iago, +UwU My ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< must I xDD weave ^-^ to thee. +I ;;w;; pwithee, let >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew, +And bwing them aftew in OwO the :33 best UwU advantage. +^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, I ^.^ have uWu but OwO an hour +x3 Of love, >_> of :33 wowwdwy mattews ÚwÚ and >w< diwection, +ÚwÚ To uWu spend with thee. We >w< must ^-^ obey OwO the xDD time. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. +WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Iago! +^w^ IAGO. What xDD say'st thou, x3 nyobwe :3 heawt? +WODEWIGO. What uWu wiww I uWu do, xDD thinkest thou? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. +WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww >w< incontinyentwy drown ^-^ mysewf. +^w^ IAGO. >w< If :3 thou dost, I uWu shaww never love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. +ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwwy gentweman! +WODEWIGO. ^w^ It :3 is siwwinyess ^-^ to live when ^-^ to live :3 is :3 towment, ÚwÚ and then +^.^ have ^-^ we :3 a pwescwiption ^-^ to die when death :3 is ^-^ ouw physician. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> viwwainyous! I ^.^ have looked x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD times +:3 seven yeaws, ÚwÚ and >_< since I :33 couwd >_< distinguish ;;w;; betwixt :3 a benefit ÚwÚ and +OwO an injury, I never ;;w;; found man UwU that knew how ^-^ to love :3 himsewf. Ewe I +would uWu say I would drown ^-^ mysewf uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 a x3 guinyea ÚwÚ hen, I +would >_> change my humanyity with :3 a >w< baboon. +WODEWIGO. What shouwd I x3 do? I x3 confess ^.^ it :3 is my ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu fond, +uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in my :3 viwtue ^-^ to amend it. +^w^ IAGO. Virtue? :3 a OwO fig! ^.^ 'Tis in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe ;;w;; thus ^w^ ow OwO thus. +Our OwO bodies awe :33 gawdens, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw wills awe ^w^ gawdenyews; OwO so +UwU that ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant nyettwes ^w^ ow sow lettuce, xDD set :3 hyssop ÚwÚ and weed +OwO up ÚwÚ thyme, :3 suppwy ^.^ it with ^-^ onye xDD gendew >_> of hewbs ^w^ ow ÚwÚ distwact ^.^ it with +many, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ stewiwe with idleness ^w^ ow :33 manyuwed with +xDD industwy, >_> why, OwO the power ÚwÚ and corrigible authowity >_> of :3 this :3 wies in +^-^ ouw UwU wiwws. >w< If OwO the x3 bawance >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye scale >_> of +reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ poise another >_> of ;;w;; sensuawity, OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ basenyess >_> of +^-^ ouw natures would OwO conduct OwO us ^-^ to UwU most x3 pwepostewous :3 concwusions. +But ^-^ we ^.^ have reason ^-^ to cool ^-^ ouw >_< waging >_> motions, ^-^ ouw carnal UwU stings, +^-^ ouw unbitted ^-^ wusts; ^w^ wheweof I UwU take this, UwU that you caww love, ^-^ to +>w< be :3 a sect ^w^ ow >w< scion. +WODEWIGO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is mewewy :3 a wust >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 pewmission >_> of OwO the +uWu wiww. ^w^ Come, >w< be :3 a ^w^ man! x3 Dwown thysewf? x3 Dwown :33 cats ÚwÚ and uWu bwind +puppies. I ^.^ have professed me >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I x3 confess me xDD knyit ^-^ to +>w< thy ^w^ desewving with cabwes >_> of perdurable toughnyess; I :33 couwd never +better stead ÚwÚ thee than OwO nyow. x3 Put money in >w< thy :3 puwse; follow :3 thou +OwO the ÚwÚ waws; x3 defeat >w< thy favor with OwO an ;;w;; usuwped ÚwÚ beawd. I ÚwÚ say, >w< put +money in >w< thy puwse. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ;;w;; Desdemonya shouwd wong +continue xDD hew love ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Moow- >w< put money in >w< thy ;;w;; puwse- :3 nyow ^.^ he his +^-^ to :3 hew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a viowent x3 commencement, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO an +answerable :3 sequestwation- >w< put uWu but money in >w< thy puwse. ^.^ These Moors +awe uWu changeabwe in theiw wiwws- fiww >w< thy >_> puwse with ^-^ monyey. The +>_< food UwU that ^-^ to him :3 nyow :3 is as wuscious as ^w^ wocusts, uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him +:33 showtwy as acerb as OwO the :33 cowoquintida. She >w< must >_> change uWu fow youth; +when ^.^ she :3 is sated with his body, ^.^ she uWu wiww find OwO the error >_> of xDD hew +x3 choice. She >w< must ^.^ have change, ^.^ she must; OwO thewefowe >w< put money in +>w< thy puwse. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds x3 damn ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe delicate +uWu way than drowning. UwU Make >w< aww OwO the money :3 thou canst. >w< If sanctimony +ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fwaiw x3 vow ;;w;; betwixt OwO an ^w^ ewwing xDD bawbawian ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< supewsubtwe +Venetian >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow my xDD wits ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ twibe >_> of >_< heww, +:3 thou ^-^ shawt enjoy ÚwÚ hew- OwO thewefowe ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. OwO A UwU pox >_> of dwownying +thysewf! ^w^ It :3 is cwean >_< out >_> of OwO the way. >_< Seek :3 thou wathew ^-^ to >w< be +OwO hanged in compassing >w< thy ^.^ joy than ^-^ to >w< be drowned ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ without +:3 hew. +WODEWIGO. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be fast ^-^ to my hopes, ^-^ if I depend uWu on OwO the x3 issue? +^w^ IAGO. Thou art ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ go, ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. I ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee UwU often, +ÚwÚ and I UwU weteww ÚwÚ thee UwU again ÚwÚ and uWu again, I UwU hate OwO the Moor. UwU My cause :3 is +hearted; UwU thinye ;;w;; hath nyo less reason. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_< conjunctive in ^-^ ouw +wevenge x3 against >_> him. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu cuckowd ^w^ him, :3 thou OwO dost thyself +:3 a pweasuwe, me :3 a sport. Thewe awe many >w< events in OwO the >_> womb >_> of UwU time +;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be :3 dewivewed. ;;w;; Twavewse, ÚwÚ go, :3 pwovide >w< thy ^-^ monyey. We uWu wiww +^.^ have ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this x3 tomowwow. OwO Adieu. +WODEWIGO. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the morning? +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ At my >_< wodging. +WODEWIGO. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee >w< betimes. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Go ^.^ to, faweweww. Do you OwO heaw, Roderigo? +WODEWIGO. What uWu say you? +^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of drowning, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? +WODEWIGO. I x3 am ^.^ changed; I'll >w< go ;;w;; seww >w< aww my land. UwU Exit. +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< evew ^-^ make my OwO foow my :3 puwse; +>_< Fow I >_< minye >_> own xDD gain'd knowledge shouwd ^.^ pwofanye +>w< If I would UwU time xDD expend with such :3 a snipe +But uWu fow my uWu spowt ÚwÚ and uWu pwofit. I UwU hate OwO the Moow, +And ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that :33 'twixt my sheets +ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye my :33 office. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ if't >w< be true, +But I uWu fow mere suspicion in UwU that >w< kind +uWu Wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ if uWu fow surety. ÚwÚ He howds me well, +The better uWu shaww my OwO puwpose wowk uWu on >_> him. +Cassio's :3 a pwopew xDD man. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< nyow- +ÚwÚ To >_< get his place, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ pwume OwO up my uWu wiww +UwU In double :3 knyavewy- ^-^ How, >_> how?- Let's UwU see- +:33 Aftew >w< some UwU time, ^-^ to ^w^ abuse Othello's ear +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with his wife. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a person ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smooth >_< dispose +ÚwÚ To >w< be suspected- framed ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< women ^-^ fawse. +The Moor :3 is >_> of :3 a free ÚwÚ and open UwU nyatuwe, +:33 That OwO thinks x3 men >w< honyest UwU that uWu but ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be so, +And uWu wiww as tendewwy >w< be wed uWu by OwO the nyose +UwU As UwU asses >_> awe. +I ÚwÚ have't. ^w^ It :3 is engender'd. Heww ÚwÚ and night +Must bwing :3 this monstrous biwth ^-^ to OwO the world's >_> wight. +UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A ÚwÚ seapowt in Cypwus. An open place ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the quay. + +x3 Entew :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and two ^-^ Gentwemen. + +^-^ MONTANyO. What ^-^ fwom OwO the cape can you discewn at ^-^ sea? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing at all. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a high-wwought OwO fwood; +I :33 cannyot, :33 'twixt OwO the >w< heaven ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 main, +Descry :3 a ^w^ saiw. +^-^ MONTANyO. x3 Methinks OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; hath xDD spoke ;;w;; awoud at >w< wand; +OwO A xDD fuwwew bwast :33 nye'ew shook ^-^ ouw battwements. +>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ wuffian'd OwO so x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, +What xDD wibs >_> of uWu oak, when uWu mountains OwO mewt uWu on ;;w;; them, +^w^ Can howd OwO the OwO mowtise? What uWu shaww ^-^ we hear >_> of uWu this? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A OwO segwegation >_> of OwO the Turkish fweet. +>_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the OwO foaming shore, +The chidden billow uWu seems ^-^ to ^-^ pewt OwO the >w< cwouds; +The ^w^ wind-shaked uWu suwge, with UwU high ÚwÚ and monstrous mane, +xDD Seems ^-^ to UwU cast >w< watew uWu on OwO the burning ^-^ beaw, +And ÚwÚ quench OwO the >w< guawds >_> of OwO the xDD evew-fixed powe. +I never >_> did >_< wike >_< mowestation view +uWu On OwO the >_> enchafed >w< fwood. +^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If UwU that OwO the Turkish fleet +Be ^.^ nyot enshewtew'd ÚwÚ and uWu embay'd, uWu they awe ^-^ dwown'd; +^w^ It :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to bear ^.^ it >_< out. + +x3 Entew :3 a third ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Nyews, x3 wads! Our wars awe >w< donye. +The desperate ^w^ tempest ;;w;; hath OwO so xDD bang'd OwO the ^.^ Tuwks, +:33 That theiw x3 designment halts. OwO A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; ship >_> of Venyice +;;w;; Hath uWu seen :3 a grievous :3 wweck ÚwÚ and sufferance +uWu On UwU most part >_> of theiw fweet. +^-^ MONTANyO. :3 How? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ;;w;; ship :3 is here >w< put ÚwÚ in, +OwO A OwO Vewonyesa. x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, +:3 Wieutenyant ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wawwike Moow, UwU Othewwo, +^-^ Is come uWu on :33 showe; OwO the Moor ^-^ himsewf at >_< sea, +And :3 is in :33 fuww :33 commission here uWu fow Cypwus. +^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy x3 guvwnyow. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But :3 this >_> same OwO Cassio, >w< though ^.^ he speak >_> of comfort +xDD Touching OwO the Turkish loss, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks :3 sadwy +And uWu pways OwO the Moor >w< be >_< safe; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted +x3 With ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and viowent ^w^ tempest. +^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Pway uWu heavens ^.^ he ^.^ be, +>_< Fow I ^.^ have served ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the man ÚwÚ commands +;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 fuww sowdiew. Let's ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ seaside, UwU ho! +UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ to UwU see OwO the vessel that's come in +UwU As ^-^ to thwow >_< out ^-^ ouw eyes uWu fow bwave UwU Othewwo, +>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the x3 main ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD aewiaw blue +An ;;w;; indistinct uWu wegawd. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ do so, +>_< Fow every :3 minyute :3 is expectancy +x3 Of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; awwivance. + +x3 Entew Cassio. + +CASSIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, you OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, +:33 That OwO so appwuv OwO the Moow! :33 O, let OwO the uWu heavens +>w< Give him UwU defense x3 against OwO the elements, +>_< Fow I ^.^ have lost him uWu on :3 a dangewous >_> sea. +^-^ MONTANyO. I ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^w^ shipp'd? +CASSIO. His bark :3 is >_< stoutwy timber'd, ÚwÚ and his :33 piwot +x3 Of vewy UwU expewt ÚwÚ and appwuvd allowance; +OwO Thewefowe my hopes, ^.^ nyot :33 suwfeited ^-^ to >_< death, +Stand in bowd ^w^ cuwe. +OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" + +x3 Entew :3 a >w< fouwth ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +What xDD nyoise? +>_< FOUWTH ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ^-^ town :3 is x3 empty; uWu on OwO the uWu bwow o' OwO the ÚwÚ sea +Stand ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they cwy, "A :3 saiw!" +CASSIO. UwU My OwO hopes ^-^ do ^-^ shape him uWu fow OwO the x3 guvwnyow. +Guns UwU heawd. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< dischawge theiw shot >_> of couwtesy- +Our fwiends at >w< weast. +CASSIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< go >w< fowth, +And ^w^ give OwO us >w< twuth ^-^ who 'tis UwU that :3 is ^.^ awwived. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I shall. UwU Exit. +^-^ MONTANyO. But, good uWu wieutenyant, :3 is >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw >_> wived? +CASSIO. uWu Most fortunately: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> achieved :3 a maid +:33 That ^w^ pawagons ;;w;; descwiption ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; fame, +>_< Onye UwU that xDD excews OwO the ^-^ quiwks >_> of blazoning pens, +And in OwO the xDD essentiaw ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ cweation +uWu Does tire OwO the >_< ingenyew. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu second ÚwÚ Gentweman. + +OwO How nyow! ^-^ who >_> has >w< put OwO in? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye x3 Iago, ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. +CASSIO. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD had UwU most UwU favowabwe ÚwÚ and x3 happy :3 speed: +>_< Tempests themsewves, UwU high seas, ÚwÚ and howwing ^.^ winds, +The guttew'd rocks, ÚwÚ and >w< congwegated >w< sands, +Traitors ensteep'd ^-^ to UwU cwog OwO the :33 guiwtwess >w< keew, +UwU As having :33 sense >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ do x3 omit +Their x3 mowtaw OwO nyatuwes, >_> wetting >w< go OwO safewy uWu by +The >_< divinye Desdemona. +^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is uWu she? +CASSIO. She UwU that I ^-^ spake :33 of, ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ captain's captain, +x3 Weft in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of OwO the bowd x3 Iago, +uWu Whose >w< footing here ^w^ anticipates ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts +OwO A OwO se'nnyight's x3 speed. Great :33 Juv, ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ guawd, +And sweww his sail with UwU thinye >_> own >w< powewfuw breath, +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may bless :3 this :33 bay with his taww ^-^ ship, +UwU Make ^-^ wuv's uWu quick uWu pants in Desdemona's uWu awms, +>w< Give renew'd x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO extincted spiwits, +And bwing >w< aww >_< Cypwus uWu comfowt. + +x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, Emiwia x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +:33 O, uWu behowd, +The riches >_> of OwO the ;;w;; ship :3 is come uWu on showe! +uWu Ye x3 men >_> of Cypwus, let xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw UwU knyees. +Hall ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! And OwO the OwO gwace >_> of UwU heaven, +Before, >_> behind ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu on every ;;w;; hand, +Enwheew ÚwÚ thee wound! +>w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ vawiant Cassio. +What >_< tidings can you tell me >_> of my UwU wowd? +CASSIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu awwived, :3 nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught +But UwU that :33 he's ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be :33 showtwy here. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, uWu but I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO How lost you xDD company? +CASSIO. The gweat uWu contention >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and >_< skies +>_> Pawted ^-^ ouw >_> fewwowship- But, xDD hawk! :3 a ^w^ saiw. +OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" Guns UwU heawd. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^w^ give theiw greeting ^-^ to OwO the citadel; +:3 This wikewise :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. +CASSIO. ^w^ See uWu fow OwO the news. +Exit ÚwÚ Gentweman. +Good ^w^ ancient, you awe welcome. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] Wewcome, OwO mistwess. +>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ gaww >_> youw >_> patience, good x3 Iago, +:33 That I uWu extend my xDD mannyews; 'tis my breeding +:33 That gives me :3 this bowd show >_> of courtesy. >_< Kisses :3 hew. +^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, would ^.^ she ^w^ give you OwO so >w< much >_> of xDD hew lips +UwU As >_> of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she ^w^ oft bestows uWu on uWu me, +You'ld ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ she >_> has nyo xDD speech. +^w^ IAGO. UwU In :33 faith, xDD too :33 much; +I find ^.^ it still when I ^.^ have list ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +x3 Mawwy, before >_> youw ladyship I :33 gwant, +She ^-^ puts xDD hew :33 tongue :3 a wittwe in xDD hew OwO heawt +And >_> chides with :3 thinking. +:3 EMIWIA. You ^.^ have wittwe cause ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. +^w^ IAGO. Come OwO on, come x3 on. You awe ;;w;; pictuwes >_< out >_> of doors, +:3 Bewws in >_> youw parlors, OwO wiwdcats in >_> youw xDD kitchens, +x3 Saints in >_> youw injuries, devils being ;;w;; offended, +>_< Pwayews in >_> youw ;;w;; housewifewy, ÚwÚ and UwU housewives in >_> youw ^-^ beds. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, slanderer! +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is true, ^w^ ow ewse I x3 am :3 a xDD Tuwk: +You xDD wise ^-^ to play, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to bed ^-^ to OwO wowk. +:3 EMIWIA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wwite my :3 pwaise. +^w^ IAGO. No, let me not. +>w< DESDEMONyA. What wouldst :3 thou wwite >_> of uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst +UwU pwaise x3 me? +^w^ IAGO. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put me to't, +>_< Fow I x3 am nyothing ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu cwiticaw. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Come OwO on, OwO assay- There's ^-^ onye gonye ^-^ to OwO the >_< hawbow? +^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, uWu but I ^-^ do beguiwe +The xDD thing I x3 am uWu by seeming uWu othewwise. +^w^ Come, how wouldst :3 thou UwU pwaise x3 me? +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am about it, uWu but >_< indeed my ÚwÚ invention +x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my OwO pate as birdlime OwO does ^-^ fwom >w< fwieze; +^w^ It plucks >_< out >w< bwains ÚwÚ and all. But my :33 Muse >_> wabows, +And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she :3 is deliver'd. +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ faiwnyess ÚwÚ and wit, +The >_> onye's uWu fow use, OwO the uWu othew useth it. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Weww praised! OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be bwack ÚwÚ and :3 witty? +^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and theweto ^.^ have :3 a wit, +>w< She'ww find :3 a >_> white UwU that uWu shaww xDD hew blackness ^.^ fit. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. +:3 EMIWIA. OwO How ^-^ if fair ÚwÚ and foowish? +^w^ IAGO. She never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was foowish UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 faiw, +>_< Fow x3 even xDD hew ^.^ fowwy hewp'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an :33 heiw. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ These awe ^.^ owd OwO fond paradoxes ^-^ to ^-^ make fools waugh >w< i' OwO the +alehouse. What xDD misewabwe UwU pwaise x3 hast :3 thou uWu fow xDD hew that's ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and +foowish? +^w^ IAGO. There's UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and foowish ;;w;; theweunto, +But OwO does ;;w;; fouw pranks ;;w;; which fair ÚwÚ and xDD wise ones do. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O :33 heavy ignorance! Thou pwaisest OwO the wowst >_> best. But what +UwU pwaise uWu couwdst :3 thou bestow uWu on :3 a ^w^ desewving ^-^ woman :3 indeed, ^-^ onye UwU that +in OwO the authowity >_> of xDD hew merit >_> did justly >w< put uWu on OwO the vouch >_> of vewy +;;w;; mawice itself? +^w^ IAGO. She UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< evew fair ÚwÚ and never proud, +Had :33 tongue at uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was never ^w^ woud, +uWu Nyevew >_< wack'd gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet went never ^-^ gay, +uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet said, "Now I OwO may"; +She UwU that, being anger'd, xDD hew wevenge being nigh, +;;w;; Bade xDD hew :33 wwong stay ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD dispweasuwe ^w^ fwy; +She UwU that in OwO wisdom never ÚwÚ was OwO so ;;w;; fwaiw +ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the xDD cod's head uWu fow OwO the ^-^ sawmon's OwO taiw; +She UwU that :33 couwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ discwose xDD hew UwU mind, +^w^ See suitows following ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook behind; +She ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< wight, ^-^ if >w< evew such ^.^ wight wewe- +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To suckle fools ÚwÚ and ^-^ chwonyicwe small OwO beew. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O UwU most ^.^ wame ÚwÚ and uWu impotent >_< concwusion! Do ^.^ nyot learn >_> of ^w^ him, +>_> Emiwia, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be >w< thy >_> husband. OwO How uWu say you, :33 Cassio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot +:3 a UwU most ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw counsewow? +CASSIO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks home, ÚwÚ madam. You ^-^ may ^.^ wewish him ^-^ mowe in OwO the +sowdiew than in OwO the scholar. +^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^w^ pawm; ^-^ ay, ;;w;; weww said, :3 whispew. +x3 With as wittwe :3 a ^-^ web as :3 this uWu wiww I ensnare as gweat :3 a UwU fwy as +Cassio. >w< Ay, >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, do; I uWu wiww :33 gyve ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye >_> own +courtship. You uWu say true; 'tis so, :3 indeed. >w< If such tricks as ^.^ these +OwO stwip you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wieutenyantwy, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been better you xDD had +^.^ nyot kissed >_> youw three fingers OwO so oft, ;;w;; which :3 nyow UwU again you awe +UwU most :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the x3 siw in. Very :33 good. ^.^ Weww :3 kissed! OwO an excellent +couwtesy! 'tis so, :3 indeed. >_> Yet UwU again >_> youw fingers ^-^ to >_> youw >w< wips? +Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe cwystew-pipes uWu fow >_> youw >w< sake! ;;w;; [Twumpet OwO within.] +The Moow! I xDD knyow his OwO twumpet. +CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ so. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Let's ^.^ meet him ÚwÚ and weceive >_> him. +CASSIO. :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! + +x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OTHEWWO. :3 O my fair wawwiow! +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My dear x3 Othewwo! +OTHEWWO. ^w^ It gives me wonder gweat as my ^.^ content +ÚwÚ To UwU see you here before >_> me. :3 O my >_< souw's >_< joy! +>w< If aftew every ^w^ tempest come such calms, +May OwO the x3 winds blow ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have xDD waken'd >_< death! +And let OwO the laboring bark climb :3 hiwws >_> of :33 seas +^-^ Owympus-high, ÚwÚ and UwU duck UwU again as low +UwU As x3 heww's ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 die, +'Twewe :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most x3 happy; uWu fow I ;;w;; feaw +UwU My ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath xDD hew ^.^ content OwO so absowute +:33 That ^.^ nyot another comfort >_< wike ^-^ to :3 this +UwU Succeeds in uWu unknyown ^.^ fate. +>w< DESDEMONyA. The uWu heavens fowbid +But UwU that ^-^ ouw loves ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts shouwd increase, +>_< Even as ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ do xDD gwow! +OTHEWWO. ^.^ Amen ^-^ to UwU that, ^w^ sweet powers! +I cannyot speak enough >_> of :3 this >w< content; +^w^ It stops me xDD hewe; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO joy. +And this, ÚwÚ and this, OwO the :3 gweatest discords >w< be >_< Kisses :3 hew. +:33 That e'ew ^-^ ouw hearts uWu shaww ;;w;; make! +^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, you awe ;;w;; weww tuned nyow! +But I'll xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ pegs UwU that ^-^ make :3 this OwO music, +UwU As >w< honyest as I ÚwÚ am. +OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the OwO castwe. +OwO Nyews, xDD fwiends: ^-^ ouw wars awe >_< donye, OwO the OwO Tuwks awe dwown'd. +OwO How OwO does my ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance >_> of :3 this >_> iswe? +:3 Honyey, you uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww desiwed in >w< Cypwus; +I ^.^ have ;;w;; found gweat love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ them. :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, +I pwattwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and I dote +UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD comfowts. I ;;w;; pwithee, good x3 Iago, +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay ÚwÚ and UwU disembawk my ÚwÚ coffews. +>_< Bwing :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the citadel; +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good one, ÚwÚ and his worthiness +uWu Does challenge >w< much :33 wespect. ^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, +>w< Once ^-^ mowe ;;w;; weww met at Cypwus. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Roderigo. +^w^ IAGO. Do :3 thou ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the >_< hawbow. Come hithew. >w< If :3 thou +be'st vawiant- as uWu they uWu say base x3 men being in love ^.^ have then :3 a +uWu nyobiwity in theiw natures ^-^ mowe than :3 is ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to ^w^ them- list >_> me. +The wieutenyant tonight xDD watches uWu on OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. First, I +>w< must tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: ;;w;; Desdemonya :3 is :33 diwectwy in love with >_> him. +WODEWIGO. x3 With OwO him? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. +^w^ IAGO. >w< Way >w< thy fingew thus, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy ^w^ souw >w< be instructed. >_< Mawk me +with what violence ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst loved OwO the Moow, uWu but uWu fow ^.^ bwagging ÚwÚ and +x3 tewwing xDD hew fantasticaw wies. And uWu wiww ^.^ she love him still uWu fow +>w< pwating? >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< discweet OwO heawt ÚwÚ think it. Her eye >w< must >w< be +;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and what dewight uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; deviw? When +OwO the UwU bwood :3 is :3 made :33 duww with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of sport, there shouwd ^.^ be, +UwU again ^-^ to >w< infwame ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< satiety :3 a ^.^ fwesh OwO appetite, +UwU wuvwinyess in favor, ÚwÚ sympathy in yeaws, xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beauties- +>w< aww ;;w;; which OwO the Moor :3 is ^-^ defective in. Nyow, uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ these +required :3 convenyiences, xDD hew delicate tenderness uWu wiww find itsewf +OwO abused, begin ^-^ to heave OwO the gorge, UwU diswewish ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow OwO the Moow; +vewy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww uWu instwuct xDD hew in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 compew xDD hew ^-^ to >w< some uWu second +x3 choice. Nyow ;;w;; siw, :3 this granted- as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pregnant ÚwÚ and +^.^ unfowced >_> position- ^-^ who ^-^ stands OwO so x3 eminyentwy in OwO the degree >_> of :3 this +>_> fowtunye as ;;w;; Cassio xDD does? OwO A ^.^ knyave vewy ^-^ vowubwe; nyo further +conscionyabwe than in OwO putting uWu on OwO the mere fowm >_> of civil ÚwÚ and humanye +>_> seeming, uWu fow OwO the better ^w^ compass >_> of his salt ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; hidden loose +>_< affection? ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyonye, >_> why, >_< nyonye- :3 a slipper ÚwÚ and subtle >_< knyave, :3 a +findew >_< out >_> of ^.^ occasions, UwU that >_> has OwO an eye can stamp ÚwÚ and +>w< countewfeit advantages, >w< though OwO twue ^w^ advantage never ÚwÚ pwesent +itself- :3 a uWu deviwish knave! UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ knyave :3 is >_> handsome, young, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww x3 those ^.^ wequisites in him UwU that ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and green ^w^ minds +ÚwÚ wook aftew- :3 a :3 pestiwent complete >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ woman ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found +him awweady. +WODEWIGO. I cannyot believe UwU that in UwU hew; she's :33 fuww >_> of UwU most bwest +:3 condition. +^w^ IAGO. Bwest fig's-end! The xDD winye ^.^ she dwinks :3 is :3 made >_> of ÚwÚ gwapes. >w< If +^.^ she xDD had >_< been bwest, ^.^ she would never ^.^ have loved OwO the Moor. Bwest +;;w;; pudding! >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see xDD hew ^.^ paddwe with OwO the pawm >_> of his ^.^ hand? +>w< Didst ^.^ nyot mark ÚwÚ that? +WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, UwU that I did; uWu but UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but courtesy. +^w^ IAGO. Wechewy, uWu by :3 this >w< hand; OwO an UwU index ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the +history >_> of wust ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. ^.^ They met OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw with theiw +lips UwU that theiw ^w^ bweaths embraced >w< togethew. Viwwainyous ^-^ thoughts, +Wodewigo! When ^.^ these ^-^ mutuawities OwO so mawshaw OwO the >_< way, ^-^ hawd at hand +comes OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and x3 main exercise, OwO the incorporate ^w^ concwusion. +^.^ Pish! But, ;;w;; siw, >w< be you ruled uWu by >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought you ^-^ fwom +Venyice. >w< Watch you tonight; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ command, I'll xDD way't x3 upon you. +;;w;; Cassio knows you not. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 faw ^-^ fwom you. Do you find >w< some +>w< occasion ^-^ to :3 angew OwO Cassio, ;;w;; eithew uWu by ;;w;; speaking xDD too ^w^ woud, ^w^ ow +xDD tainting his discipwinye, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom what uWu othew ^-^ couwse you please, +;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ favowabwy minister. +WODEWIGO. >_< Weww. +^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is wash ÚwÚ and vewy ^w^ sudden in chowew, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ may +strike at you. Provoke ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 may; uWu fow x3 even >_< out >_> of UwU that +uWu wiww I cause ^.^ these >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to >w< mutiny, uWu whose quawification uWu shaww +come OwO into nyo OwO twue ÚwÚ taste UwU again uWu but uWu by OwO the displanting >_> of Cassio. +^w^ So uWu shaww you ^.^ have :3 a shorter journey ^-^ to >_> youw desires uWu by OwO the :3 means +I uWu shaww then ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 pwefew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu impediment UwU most +^-^ pwofitabwy :3 wemuvd, ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which there ;;w;; wewe nyo x3 expectation +>_> of ^-^ ouw prosperity. +WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww ^-^ do this, ^-^ if I can bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> oppowtunyity. +^w^ IAGO. I ;;w;; wawwant thee. UwU Meet me uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by at OwO the citadel. I >w< must +ÚwÚ fetch his xDD nyecessawies ashore. >w< Faweweww. +WODEWIGO. OwO Adieu. UwU Exit. +^w^ IAGO. :33 That ;;w;; Cassio loves UwU hew, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe xDD it; +:33 That ^.^ she loves ^w^ him, 'tis :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat credit. +The Moow, uWu howbeit UwU that I >_> enduwe him ;;w;; nyot, +^-^ Is >_> of :3 a x3 constant, woving, x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, +And I dare ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya +OwO A UwU most dear >_> husband. Nyow, I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU too, +:3 Nyot >_< out >_> of absowute >w< wust, >w< though peradventure +I ^.^ stand :33 accountant uWu fow as gweat :3 a uWu sin, +But pawtwy wed ^-^ to ;;w;; diet my ÚwÚ wevenge, +>_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ do :3 suspect OwO the >w< wusty Moor +;;w;; Hath weap'd OwO into my UwU seat; OwO the ^w^ thought ^w^ wheweof +^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a poisonyous mineral OwO gnyaw my uWu inwawds, +And nyothing can ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^.^ content my ^w^ souw +;;w;; Tiww I x3 am ^-^ even'd with ^w^ him, UwU wife uWu fow wife. +Ow >_> faiwing so, ÚwÚ yet UwU that I >w< put OwO the Moor +^.^ At :33 weast OwO into :3 a jealousy OwO so >w< stwong +:33 That ^w^ judgement cannyot ^w^ cuwe. ^w^ Which xDD thing ^-^ to uWu do, +>w< If :3 this UwU poow trash >_> of >_> Venyice, xDD whom I trace +>_< Fow his uWu quick xDD hunting, ^.^ stand OwO the OwO putting OwO on, +I'll ^.^ have ^-^ ouw x3 Michaew ;;w;; Cassio uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip, +Abuse him ^-^ to OwO the Moor in OwO the :3 wank gawb +^.^ (Fow I ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; Cassio with my nightcap ÚwÚ too), +UwU Make OwO the Moor :3 thank uWu me, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and reward me +>_< Fow :33 making him egregiously OwO an ;;w;; ass +And practicing x3 upon his xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> quiet +>_< Even ^-^ to madnyess. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 confused: +ÚwÚ Knyavewy's ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; face :3 is never uWu seen ÚwÚ tiww :3 used. UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A street. + +x3 Entew :3 a Herald with :3 a x3 pwocwamation; ^w^ peopwe xDD fowwowing. + +^w^ HEWAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Othello's pweasuwe, ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant general, +UwU that x3 upon ÚwÚ cewtain >_< tidings :3 nyow uWu awwived, impowting OwO the mere +x3 pewdition >_> of OwO the Turkish ^w^ fweet, every man >w< put ^-^ himsewf OwO into +>w< twiumph; >w< some ^-^ to ^w^ dance, >w< some ^-^ to ^-^ make x3 bonfiwes, OwO each man ^-^ to what +uWu spowt ÚwÚ and >_> wevews his ÚwÚ addiction weads him; uWu fow >w< besides ^.^ these +benyeficiaw UwU nyews, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of his nuptial. ^w^ So >w< much +ÚwÚ was his ^w^ pweasuwe shouwd >w< be proclaimed. ^-^ Aww ^-^ offices awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and +there :3 is :33 fuww ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ;;w;; feasting ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour >_> of five +ÚwÚ tiww OwO the beww ^.^ have told eleven. xDD Heaven bless OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_< Cypwus +ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ^w^ genyewaw x3 Othewwo! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A hall in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OTHEWWO. Good ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ wook you ^-^ to OwO the guawd >_< tonyight. +Let's teach uWu ouwsewves UwU that >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ stop, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to x3 outspowt discretion. +CASSIO. >_< Iago ;;w;; hath :3 diwection what ^-^ to do; +But x3 nyotwithstanding with my OwO pewsonyaw eye +uWu Wiww I ÚwÚ wook to't. +OTHEWWO. >_< Iago :3 is UwU most :33 honyest. +;;w;; Michaew, good ^-^ nyight. Tomorrow with >_> youw earliest +>_> Wet me ^.^ have OwO speech with you. ^w^ Come, my dear love, +The ^-^ puwchase made, OwO the >w< fwuits awe ^-^ to xDD ensue; +:33 That ^.^ pwofit's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come ^w^ 'tween me ÚwÚ and you. +Good ^-^ nyight. +>_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +x3 Entew UwU Iago. + +CASSIO. Wewcome, >w< Iago; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ to OwO the :3 watch. +^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot :3 this xDD houw, ^-^ wieutenyant; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< ten o' OwO the uWu cwock. Our +^w^ genyewaw UwU cast OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy uWu fow OwO the love >_> of his UwU Desdemonya; ^-^ who let +OwO us ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe blame. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made >_< wanton OwO the night +with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is uWu spowt uWu fow Jove. +CASSIO. x3 She's :3 a UwU most UwU exquisite >_< wady. +^w^ IAGO. And, I'll ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, :33 fuww >_> of game. +CASSIO. :3 Indeed she's :3 a UwU most ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and delicate >_> cweatuwe. +^w^ IAGO. What OwO an eye ^.^ she OwO has! x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to +^w^ pwovocation. +CASSIO. An x3 inviting eye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ wight uWu modest. +^w^ IAGO. And when ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :3 awawum ^-^ to love? +CASSIO. She :3 is >_< indeed OwO pewfection. +^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< happinyess ^-^ to theiw :3 sheets! ^w^ Come, uWu wieutenyant, I ^.^ have :3 a +uWu stope >_> of winye, ÚwÚ and here ^-^ without awe :3 a >w< bwace >_> of >_< Cypwus xDD gawwants +UwU that would fain ^.^ have :3 a measuwe ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawth >_> of bwack ÚwÚ Othewwo. +CASSIO. :3 Nyot uWu tonyight, good UwU Iago. I ^.^ have vewy UwU poow ÚwÚ and OwO unhappy >w< bwains +uWu fow drinking. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww ^w^ wish couwtesy would ^.^ invent >w< some uWu othew +UwU custom >_> of entewtainment. +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw x3 fwiends! But ^-^ onye ÚwÚ cup; I'll dwink uWu fow you. +CASSIO. I ^.^ have dwunk uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup uWu tonyight, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ was cwaftiwy +:33 quawified UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd what innovation ^.^ it makes here. I x3 am +>_< unfowtunyate in OwO the infirmity, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^w^ task my ;;w;; weaknyess with +^-^ any more. +^w^ IAGO. >_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a night >_> of revels, OwO the xDD gawwants desiwe it. +CASSIO. :3 Whewe awe OwO they? +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the uWu doow; I pray you, caww them in. +CASSIO. I'll UwU do't, uWu but ^.^ it >w< diswikes >_> me. UwU Exit. +^w^ IAGO. >w< If I can OwO fasten uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup x3 upon ^w^ him, +x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath dwunk tonight uWu awweady, +He'll >w< be as :33 fuww >_> of >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and >_> offense +UwU As my x3 young x3 mistwess' >_< dog. Nyow my uWu sick OwO foow Roderigo, +x3 Whom love ;;w;; hath tuwn'd ^w^ awmost OwO the :33 wwong >_> side out, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Desdemonya ;;w;; hath tonight cawoused +Potations uWu pottwe-deep; ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^-^ to :3 watch. +>_< Thwee lads >_> of Cypwus, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; swewwing spiwits, +:33 That howd theiw ;;w;; honyows in :3 a wawy :33 distance, +The vewy >_< ewements >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, +>_< Have I tonight fluster'd with xDD fwowing >_< cups, +And uWu they watch ^w^ too. Nyow, 'mongst :3 this flock >_> of :33 dwunkawds, +OwO Am I ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Cassio in >w< some >w< action +:33 That ^-^ may offend OwO the isle. But here uWu they come. +>w< If consequence ^-^ do uWu but appwuv my dweam, +UwU My ^-^ boat :3 saiws fweewy, uWu both with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^.^ stweam. + +;;w;; We-entew :33 Cassio; with him :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and Gentwemen; +^.^ Sewvants following with x3 winye. + +CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, uWu they ^.^ have >w< given me :3 a ;;w;; wouse awweady. +^-^ MONTANyO. Good :33 faith, :3 a wittwe UwU onye; ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past :3 a ^.^ pint, as I x3 am :3 a +sowdiew. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Some winye, UwU ho! + +uWu [Sings.] :33 "And let me OwO the canakin >_< cwink, uWu cwink; +And let me OwO the canakin clink. +OwO A uWu sowdiew's :3 a >w< man; +:33 O, ÚwÚ man's :3 wife's uWu but :3 a UwU span; +UwU Why then let :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ dwink." + +uWu Some winye, boys! +CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, OwO an excellent UwU song. +^w^ IAGO. I ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it in >_> Engwand, xDD whewe >_< indeed uWu they awe UwU most potent in +ÚwÚ potting. Your Danye, >_> youw >_> Gewman, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> swag-bewwied UwU Howwandew- +OwO Dwink, :3 ho!- awe nyothing ^-^ to >_> youw Engwish. +CASSIO. ^-^ Is >_> youw :3 Engwishman OwO so UwU expewt in his drinking? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he dwinks you with UwU faciwity >_> youw ÚwÚ Danye UwU dead dwunk; ^.^ he +x3 sweats ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow >_> youw >_> Awmain; ^.^ he gives >_> youw UwU Howwandew :3 a +>_> vomit ewe OwO the next pottwe can >w< be filled. +CASSIO. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO heawth >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 genyewaw! +^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am uWu fow it, uWu wieutenyant, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do you :33 justice. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O ^w^ sweet :33 Engwand! + +uWu [Sings.] UwU "King Stephen ÚwÚ was and-a >w< wowthy >_< peew, +His breeches uWu cost him uWu but :3 a >_< cwown; +ÚwÚ He held them :3 sixpence >w< aww xDD too ^.^ deaw, +x3 With UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd OwO the >_> taiwow wown. + +"He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ wight >_> of UwU high renown, +And :3 thou art uWu but >_> of low degree. +^.^ 'Tis uWu pwide UwU that xDD puwws OwO the ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; down; +;;w;; Then UwU take UwU thinye :3 auwd :33 cwoak about ^.^ thee." + +uWu Some winye, UwU ho! +CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite ^.^ song than OwO the other. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you >w< heaw't OwO again? +CASSIO. No, uWu fow I howd him ^-^ to >w< be unworthy >_> of his place UwU that OwO does +x3 those ;;w;; things. Weww, God's :33 abuv aww, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must >w< be +saved, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> saved. +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ It's true, good wieutenyant. +CASSIO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own OwO pawt- nyo >_> offense ^-^ to OwO the general, :3 nyow ^-^ any man +>_> of quality- I >w< hope ^-^ to >w< be >_> saved. +^w^ IAGO. And OwO so ^-^ do I UwU too, wieutenyant. +CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ nyot before me; OwO the wieutenyant :3 is ^-^ to +>w< be :33 saved before OwO the >_< ancient. Let's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; wet's ^-^ to +^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. :3 God forgive OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! Gentwemen, wet's ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to +^-^ ouw :33 businyess. Do ^.^ nyot xDD think, gentlemen, I x3 am drunk: :3 this :3 is my +^w^ ancient, :3 this :3 is my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my left. I x3 am ^.^ nyot +dwunk UwU nyow; I can ^.^ stand ;;w;; weww enyough, ÚwÚ and I speak ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +ALL. Excellent :33 weww. +CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think then UwU that I x3 am +dwunk. UwU Exit. +^-^ MONTANyO. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pwatfowm, ^.^ mastews; xDD come, wet's xDD set OwO the :3 watch. +^w^ IAGO. You UwU see :3 this :3 fewwow UwU that :3 is gonye ^.^ befowe; +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a sowdiew x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu by Caesar +And ^w^ give uWu diwection. And ^-^ do uWu but UwU see his ÚwÚ vice; +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to his :3 viwtue :3 a ^.^ just :3 equinyox, +The ^-^ onye as wong as OwO the other. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. +I ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD twust ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ puts him in +uWu On >w< some uWu odd UwU time >_> of his infiwmity +uWu Wiww >_< shake :3 this :3 iswand. +^-^ MONTANyO. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< often ^.^ thus? +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis xDD evewmowe OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to his ^-^ sweep. +He'll watch OwO the :33 howowoge :3 a double set, +>w< If dwink ^-^ wock ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwadwe. +^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww +The ^w^ genyewaw ;;w;; wewe >w< put in :33 mind >_> of it. +Perhaps ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow his good ^-^ nyatuwe +:3 Pwizes OwO the :3 viwtue UwU that >_> appeaws in ;;w;; Cassio +And looks ^.^ nyot uWu on his uWu eviws. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? + +x3 Entew Roderigo. + +^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ him.] OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! +I pray you, aftew OwO the ^-^ wieutenyant; ^.^ go. Exit Roderigo. +^-^ MONTANyO. And 'tis gweat ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor +;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; hazawd such :3 a place as his >_> own uWu second +x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of OwO an xDD ingwaft >_> infiwmity. +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest >w< action ^-^ to uWu say +^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the Moor. +^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu fow :3 this fair :3 iswand. +I ^-^ do love ;;w;; Cassio well, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ do >w< much +ÚwÚ To cure him >_> of :3 this evil- But, xDD hawk! What xDD nyoise? +OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, :33 "Hewp, :3 hewp!" + +;;w;; We-entew OwO Cassio, OwO dwiving in Roderigo. + +CASSIO. UwU 'Zounds! You wogue! You wascaw! +^-^ MONTANyO. What's OwO the matter, >_> wieutenyant? +CASSIO. OwO A ^.^ knyave teach me my ^-^ duty! But I'll beat OwO the ^.^ knyave OwO into :3 a +twiggen bottwe. +WODEWIGO. ^.^ Beat UwU me! +CASSIO. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; pwate, :33 wogue? Strikes Roderigo. +^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ wieutenyant; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, howd >_> youw hand. +CASSIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock you o'ew OwO the uWu mazzawd. +^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we dwunk. +CASSIO. x3 Dwunk? ^.^ They ^w^ fight. +^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD Wodewigo.] Away, I ^w^ say; >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :3 a >w< mutiny. +Exit Roderigo. +;;w;; Nyay, good ÚwÚ wieutenyant! God's wiww, ^.^ gentwemen! +:3 Hewp, :3 ho!- x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- sir- +:3 Hewp, :33 mastews!- Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy watch uWu indeed! +OwO A beww x3 wings. +>w< Who's UwU that UwU that rings OwO the >_> beww?- Diabwo, UwU ho! +The ^-^ town uWu wiww >_< wise. God's wiww, uWu wieutenyant, :33 howd! +You uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ shamed forever. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter hewe? +^-^ MONTANyO. ^-^ 'Zounds, I bleed still; I x3 am hurt ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. +^.^ Faints. +OTHEWWO. ^-^ Howd, uWu fow >_> youw wives! +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Howd, UwU ho! x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- :3 gentwemen- +>_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww place >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duty? +:33 Howd! OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD you! ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, uWu fow OwO shame! +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU ho! ^-^ fwom :3 whence :33 awiseth uWu this? +uWu Awe ^-^ we tuwn'd ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do UwU that +^w^ Which >w< heaven ;;w;; hath fowbid OwO the OwO Ottomites? +>_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian shame, >w< put uWu by :3 this ^.^ bawbawous x3 bwaww. +ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO stiws next ^-^ to cawve uWu fow his >_> own ;;w;; wage +uWu Howds his ^w^ souw ^-^ wight; ^.^ he >_> dies x3 upon his :33 motion. +Siwence UwU that dreadful bell; ^.^ it ^w^ fwights OwO the >_> iswe +From xDD hew pwopwiety. What :3 is OwO the matter, masters? +Honyest x3 Iago, UwU that wook'st UwU dead with :33 gwieving, +^-^ Speak: ^-^ who >_< began uWu this? uWu On >w< thy love, I chawge thee. +^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. >_< Fwiends >w< aww uWu but nyow, x3 even nyow, +UwU In quarter, ÚwÚ and in >_> tewms >_< wike ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and groom +^-^ Devesting them uWu fow ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and then, uWu but :3 nyow +UwU (As ^-^ if >w< some ^w^ pwanyet xDD had :3 unwitted ÚwÚ men), +Swords out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tiwting ^-^ onye at other's ^w^ bweast, +UwU In opposition ^w^ bwoody. I cannyot speak +>w< Any beginning ^-^ to :3 this peevish odds; +And would in >w< action ^w^ gwowious I xDD had lost +Those >w< wegs UwU that ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! +OTHEWWO. OwO How comes it, ;;w;; Michaew, you awe ;;w;; thus >w< fowgot? +CASSIO. I pray you, pawdon me; I cannyot speak. +OTHEWWO. Wowthy ^w^ Montanyo, you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont >w< be civil; +The gwavity ÚwÚ and :3 stiwwnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD youth +The x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name :3 is gweat +UwU In OwO mouths >_> of >_< wisest x3 censuwe. What's OwO the matter, +:33 That you :33 unwace >_> youw weputation thus, +And uWu spend >_> youw rich >_< opinyion uWu fow OwO the name +x3 Of :3 a night-brawler? >w< Give me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to it. +^-^ MONTANyO. Wowthy UwU Othewwo, I x3 am hurt ^-^ to >_> dangew. +Your officew, x3 Iago, can infowm :3 you- +OwO Whiwe I spawe speech, ;;w;; which xDD something :3 nyow uWu offends :3 me- +x3 Of >w< aww UwU that I ^-^ do know. Nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught +By me that's ^w^ said ^w^ ow x3 donye ÚwÚ amiss :3 this night, +>_< Unwess ;;w;; sewf-chawity >w< be ^.^ sometimes :3 a ;;w;; vice, +And ^-^ to ^w^ defend uWu ouwsewves ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin +When violence assails ÚwÚ us. +OTHEWWO. Nyow, uWu by UwU heaven, +UwU My UwU bwood begins my OwO safew ;;w;; guides ^-^ to UwU wuwe, +And :3 passion, having my :33 best ^w^ judgement :3 cowwied, +^-^ Assays ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the way. >w< If I UwU once uWu stiw, +Ow ^-^ do uWu but wift :3 this arm, OwO the :33 best >_> of you +:33 Shaww sink in my rebuke. >w< Give me ^-^ to xDD knyow +OwO How :3 this ;;w;; fouw >_< wout uWu began, ^-^ who xDD set ^.^ it OwO on, +And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is appwuvd in :3 this ^w^ offense, +^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ twinn'd with uWu me, uWu both at :3 a birth, +:33 Shaww wose >_> me. >_< What! in :3 a ^-^ town >_> of war, +>_> Yet wild, OwO the people's hearts >_< bwimfuw >_> of feaw, +ÚwÚ To manage pwivate ÚwÚ and OwO domestic ^-^ quawwew, +UwU In night, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and guawd >_> of safety! +^.^ 'Tis >w< monstwous. x3 Iago, ^-^ who OwO began't? +^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If partially affined, ^w^ ow weagued in >_> office, +Thou OwO dost x3 dewivew ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less than truth, +Thou art nyo sowdiew. +^w^ IAGO. Touch me ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyeaw: +I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 this :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth +>w< Than ^.^ it shouwd ^-^ do >_> offense ^-^ to x3 Michaew :33 Cassio; +xDD Yet, I >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to speak OwO the >w< twuth +:33 Shaww nyothing :33 wwong >_> him. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ genyewaw. +:3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf being in speech, +Thewe comes :3 a :3 fewwow cwying >_< out uWu fow help, +And ;;w;; Cassio following him with determined ;;w;; swowd, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute x3 upon >_> him. >_> Siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman +OwO Steps in ^-^ to ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; entweats his UwU pause. +Myself OwO the cwying :3 fewwow >_> did >_< puwsue, +Lest uWu by his cwamow- as ^.^ it OwO so feww :33 out- +The ^-^ town UwU might ^-^ faww in fwight. >_< He, swift >_> of ^.^ foot, +^-^ Outwan my ^.^ puwpose; ÚwÚ and I wetuwn'd OwO the wathew +>_< Fow UwU that I heard OwO the ^w^ cwink ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of uWu swowds, +And ;;w;; Cassio UwU high in ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ tiww tonight +I :33 nye'ew UwU might uWu say >_> befowe. When I came :33 back- +>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ bwief- I ;;w;; found them :33 cwose togethew, +^.^ At blow ÚwÚ and OwO thwust, x3 even as UwU again uWu they ;;w;; wewe +When you yourself >_> did part ^.^ them. +Mowe >_> of :3 this matter cannyot I >_< wepowt. +But x3 men awe ^w^ men; OwO the :33 best ^.^ sometimes forget. +^-^ Though ;;w;; Cassio >_> did >w< some wittwe :33 wwong ^-^ to ^w^ him, +UwU As x3 men in ;;w;; wage strike x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish them best, +>_> Yet ^w^ suwewy OwO Cassio, I >w< bewieve, >_< weceived +From him UwU that xDD fwed >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; indignyity, +^w^ Which >_< patience :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU pass. +OTHEWWO. I >w< knyow, x3 Iago, +x3 Thy xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love doth mince :3 this matter, +:33 Making ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^-^ to Cassio. OwO Cassio, I love ^.^ thee, +But never ^-^ mowe >w< be ^w^ officew >_> of x3 minye. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu Desdemonya, ;;w;; attended. + +Look, ^-^ if my gentwe love >w< be ^.^ nyot raised up! +I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. +>w< DESDEMONyA. What's OwO the matter? +OTHEWWO. x3 Aww's ;;w;; weww nyow, sweeting; come away ^-^ to bed. +>_> Siw, uWu fow >_> youw >w< huwts, ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw suwgeon. +Lead him UwU off. Exit ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; attended. +x3 Iago, ÚwÚ wook with cawe about OwO the ;;w;; town, +And siwence x3 those xDD whom :3 this :3 viwe bwaww distwacted. +^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, 'tis OwO the sowdiews' wife. +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have theiw uWu bawmy ^-^ swumbews ;;w;; waked with ^-^ stwife. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Cassio. +^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you huwt, >_> wieutenyant? +CASSIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ÚwÚ suwgewy. +^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! +CASSIO. Weputation, uWu weputation, reputation! :33 O, I ^.^ have lost my +reputation! I ^.^ have lost OwO the immortal part >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and what +remains :3 is OwO bestiaw. UwU My uWu weputation, x3 Iago, my reputation! +^w^ IAGO. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< weceived >w< some ;;w;; bodiwy +:3 wound; there :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 sense in UwU that than in weputation. ^.^ Weputation +:3 is OwO an :33 idwe ÚwÚ and UwU most false ^w^ imposition; ^w^ oft ^w^ got ^-^ without merit ÚwÚ and +lost ^-^ without deserving. You ^.^ have lost nyo weputation at aww, +unwess you wepute yourself such :3 a :33 wosew. >_> What, ^w^ man! there awe +^-^ ways ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^w^ genyewaw again. You awe uWu but :3 nyow UwU cast in his +x3 mood, :3 a punishment ^-^ mowe in powicy than in >w< mawice; x3 even OwO so as ^-^ onye +would beat his offensewess ^.^ dog ^-^ to affright OwO an imperious wion. UwU Sue +^-^ to him uWu again, ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^w^ youws. +CASSIO. I uWu wiww wathew >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be despised than ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO so good :3 a +:33 commandew with OwO so OwO swight, OwO so drunken, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; indiscweet OwO an +uWu officew. x3 Dwunk? ÚwÚ and speak ÚwÚ pawwot? ÚwÚ and squabble? :33 swaggew? OwO sweaw? +ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse UwU fustian with >_> onye's >_> own shadow? :3 O :3 thou :33 invisibwe +spirit >_> of winye, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast nyo name ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown >_> by, let OwO us caww +ÚwÚ thee deviw! +^w^ IAGO. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed with >_> youw swowd? +What xDD had ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to you? +CASSIO. I xDD knyow not. +^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +CASSIO. I wemembew :3 a mass >_> of OwO things, uWu but nyothing ;;w;; distinctwy; :3 a +^-^ quawwew, uWu but nyothing UwU whewefowe. :3 O God, UwU that x3 men shouwd >w< put OwO an +enemy in theiw OwO mouths ^-^ to >_< steaw away theiw brains! UwU that ^-^ we x3 shouwd, +with joy, pweasance, xDD wevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appwause, ^-^ twansfowm uWu ouwsewves +OwO into ^.^ beasts! +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but you awe :3 nyow ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. OwO How came you ;;w;; thus +OwO wecuvwed? +CASSIO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pweased OwO the ^w^ deviw xDD dwunkennyess ^-^ to ^w^ give place ^-^ to OwO the +^w^ deviw wrath: ^-^ onye ^.^ unpewfectnyess >w< shows me another, ^-^ to ^-^ make me +OwO fwankwy :3 despise ^-^ mysewf. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, you awe xDD too ;;w;; sevewe :3 a uWu mowawew. UwU As OwO the UwU time, OwO the place, +ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ;;w;; countwy :3 stands, I :33 couwd >_> heawtiwy ^w^ wish +:3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot befallen; uWu but >_< since ^.^ it :3 is as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO mend ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw +>_> own :33 good. +CASSIO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask him uWu fow my place ÚwÚ again; ^.^ he uWu shaww tell me I x3 am :3 a +xDD dwunkawd! Had I as many OwO mouths as x3 Hydwa, such OwO an ÚwÚ answew would +xDD stop them all. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 nyow :3 a sensible man, uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a beast! :3 O stwange! uWu Evewy inordinate ^w^ cup :3 is xDD unbwest, +ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ingwedient :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, good xDD winye :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ famiwiaw creature, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be +;;w;; weww :3 used. Excwaim nyo ^-^ mowe x3 against it. And, good uWu wieutenyant, I +ÚwÚ think you ÚwÚ think I love you. +CASSIO. I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww appwuvd it, sir. I >w< dwunk! +^w^ IAGO. You ^w^ ow ^-^ any man :3 wiving ^-^ may >w< be dwunk at >w< some UwU time, xDD man. I'll +tell you what you uWu shaww do. Our ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife :3 is :3 nyow OwO the +^.^ genyewaw. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so in :3 this :33 wespect, uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO devoted +ÚwÚ and >w< given OwO up ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the contemplation, ^-^ mawk, ÚwÚ and :3 denyotement +>_> of xDD hew pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to UwU hew; +>_< impowtunye xDD hew ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put you in >_> youw place again. She :3 is >_> of OwO so +^.^ fwee, OwO so kind, OwO so >_< apt, OwO so bwessed :3 a >_> disposition, ^.^ she howds ^.^ it :3 a +OwO vice in xDD hew xDD goodnyess ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :3 is wequested. :3 This +^w^ bwoken >_< joint :3 between you ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD husband entweat xDD hew ^-^ to spwintew; +:3 and, my :3 fowtunyes x3 against ^-^ any uWu way wowth UwU nyaming, :3 this >_< cwack >_> of >_> youw +love uWu shaww gwow stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. +CASSIO. You :33 advise me :33 weww. +^w^ IAGO. I protest, in OwO the sincewity >_> of love ÚwÚ and >w< honyest kindness. +CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fweewy; ÚwÚ and uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying I uWu wiww uWu beseech +OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to >_< undewtake uWu fow >_> me. I x3 am desperate >_> of my +:3 fowtunyes ^-^ if uWu they >_< check me here. +^w^ IAGO. You awe in OwO the >_> wight. Good night, uWu wieutenyant, I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the +:3 watch. +CASSIO. Good night, >w< honyest UwU Iago. UwU Exit. +^w^ IAGO. And ^w^ what's ^.^ he then UwU that :33 says I xDD pway OwO the >w< viwwain? +When :3 this >_> advice :3 is free I ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, +UwU Pwobaw ^-^ to ^-^ thinking, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed OwO the ^-^ couwse +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moor OwO again? >_< Fow 'tis UwU most :33 easy +The incwinying ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to ^.^ subdue +UwU In ^-^ any >w< honyest ;;w;; suit. x3 She's framed as :3 fwuitfuw +UwU As OwO the free UwU ewements. And then uWu fow xDD hew +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moow, >w< wewe't ^-^ to ^-^ wenyounce his baptism, +^-^ Aww :33 seaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ symbows >_> of x3 wedeemed uWu sin, +His ^w^ souw :3 is OwO so ^.^ enfettew'd ^-^ to xDD hew love, +:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> make, >w< unmake, ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist, +>_< Even as xDD hew :3 appetite uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the god +x3 With his uWu weak >_> function. OwO How x3 am I then :3 a villain +ÚwÚ To counsew ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to :3 this parallel ^.^ couwse, +Directly ^-^ to his :3 good? ^w^ Divinyity >_> of heww! +When devils uWu wiww OwO the blackest x3 sins >w< put OwO on, +^.^ They ^-^ do suggest at ^.^ fiwst with ^w^ heavenwy shows, +UwU As I ^-^ do OwO nyow. >_< Fow whiwes :3 this >w< honyest OwO foow +>_< Pwies ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to wepaiw his OwO fowtunye, +And ^.^ she uWu fow him :33 pweads stwongwy ^-^ to OwO the Moow, +I'll pouw :3 this pestilence OwO into his eaw, +:33 That ^.^ she repeals him uWu fow xDD hew body's :33 wust; +And uWu by how >w< much ^.^ she ^.^ stwives ^-^ to ^-^ do him uWu good, +She uWu shaww ;;w;; undo xDD hew ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the Moor. +^w^ So uWu wiww I xDD tuwn xDD hew :3 viwtue OwO into >_> pitch, +And >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own xDD goodnyess ^-^ make OwO the nyet +:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ enmesh them all. + +x3 Entew Roderigo. + +OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! +WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do follow here in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a OwO hound UwU that +xDD hunts, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that uWu fiwws OwO up OwO the cry. UwU My money :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< spent; I +^.^ have >_< been tonight UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww cudgewed; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO the +xDD issue uWu wiww ^.^ be, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO so >w< much experience uWu fow my :33 pains; ÚwÚ and +so, with nyo money at >w< aww ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe ^-^ mowe wit, xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to +Venyice. +^w^ IAGO. OwO How UwU poow awe uWu they UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> patience! +What x3 wound >_> did >w< evew ^w^ heaw uWu but uWu by ;;w;; degwees? +Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we wowk uWu by ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^w^ witchcwaft, +And ÚwÚ wit depends uWu on :3 diwatowy xDD time. +ÚwÚ Does't ^.^ nyot >w< go uWu weww? ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath >_> beaten ^.^ thee, +And :3 thou uWu by UwU that small hurt x3 hast cashier'd Cassio. +^-^ Though uWu othew >w< things gwow fair x3 against OwO the >_> sun, +>_> Yet >w< fwuits UwU that >w< bwossom ^.^ fiwst uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be wipe. +Content thyself >_> awhiwe. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, 'tis mownying; +Pweasuwe ÚwÚ and >w< action ^-^ make OwO the ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem short. +UwU Wetiwe thee; >w< go xDD whewe :3 thou art biwweted. +Away, I >w< say. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. +;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. xDD [Exit xDD Wodewigo.] >w< Two >w< things awe ^-^ to >w< be donye: +UwU My UwU wife >w< must move uWu fow ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to xDD hew mistress- +I'll xDD set xDD hew OwO on; +Myself OwO the >_< whiwe ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor apawt, +And bwing him jump when ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; Cassio find +xDD Sowiciting his wife. >w< Ay, that's OwO the OwO way; +ÚwÚ Duww ^.^ nyot :33 device uWu by cowdnyess ÚwÚ and delay. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Before OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and >w< some Musicians. + +CASSIO. >w< Mastews, xDD pway ;;w;; hewe, I uWu wiww ^.^ content >_> youw :33 pains; OwO Something +that's x3 bwief; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ "Good ^.^ mowwow, general." +Music. + +x3 Entew Cwown. + +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, masters, ^.^ have >_> youw xDD instwuments >_< been in xDD Nyapwes, UwU that +uWu they speak >w< i' OwO the nyose ^.^ thus? +OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. ^-^ How, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ how? +CLOWN. uWu Awe :33 these, I pray you, ^.^ wind instwuments? +OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, awe uWu they, sir. +CLOWN. :33 O, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tail. +OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Wheweby OwO hangs :3 a :3 tawe, sir? +CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by many :3 a ^.^ wind ^.^ instwument UwU that I know. But, +masters, >w< hewe's money uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO so wikes >_> youw +OwO music, UwU that ^.^ he desires you, uWu fow ^-^ wuv's UwU sake, ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^-^ mowe +^w^ nyoise with it. +OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. +CLOWN. >w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any music UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be heard, to't ÚwÚ again; +;;w;; but, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to hear music OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO does ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy +cawe. +OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. We ^.^ have UwU nyonye :33 such, sir. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Then >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ pipes in >_> youw uWu bag, uWu fow I'll >_> away. +Go, vanyish OwO into :3 aiw, >w< away! >_< Exeunt Musicians. +CASSIO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, my >w< honyest fwiend? +CLOWN. No, I hear ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< honyest :3 fwiend; I hear you. +CASSIO. Prithee, ^-^ keep OwO up >w< thy >_< quiwwets. There's :3 a UwU poow piece >_> of gold +uWu fow thee. >w< If OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that attends OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife >w< be +:33 stiwwing, tell xDD hew :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; entweats xDD hew :3 a wittwe favor +>_> of xDD speech. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu this? +CLOWN. She :3 is :33 stiwwing, sir. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww :33 stiw hithew, I uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem +^-^ to notify x3 unto :3 hew. +CASSIO. uWu Do, good my >w< fwiend. Exit Cwown. + +x3 Entew UwU Iago. + +UwU In x3 happy UwU time, UwU Iago. +^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO abed, ^.^ then? +CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO the :3 day xDD had x3 bwoke +Before ^-^ we pawted. I ^.^ have :3 made bold, x3 Iago, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send in ^-^ to >_> youw wife. UwU My suit ^-^ to xDD hew +^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya +:33 Pwocuwe me >w< some ;;w;; access. +^w^ IAGO. I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to you ;;w;; pwesentwy; +And I'll devise :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor +Out >_> of OwO the >_< way, UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess +May >w< be ^-^ mowe xDD fwee. +CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank you for't. xDD [Exit >_> Iago.] I never knew +OwO A OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ mowe >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 honyest. + +x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. + +:3 EMIWIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wieutenyant. I x3 am >_< sowwy +>_< Fow >_> youw displeasure, uWu but >w< aww uWu wiww ^w^ suwe >w< be :33 weww. +The ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and his UwU wife awe >_> tawking >_> of it, +And ^.^ she ^-^ speaks uWu fow you stoutwy. The Moor x3 wepwies +:33 That ^.^ he you hurt :3 is >_> of gweat ÚwÚ fame in >_< Cypwus +And gweat affinyity ÚwÚ and UwU that in >_> whowesome OwO wisdom +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu but ^w^ wefuse OwO you; uWu but ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he loves you +And ^.^ nyeeds nyo uWu othew OwO suitow uWu but his ^w^ wikings +ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the >w< safest >w< occasion uWu by OwO the xDD fwont +ÚwÚ To bwing you in again. +CASSIO. xDD Yet, I uWu beseech you, +>w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ fit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, +>w< Give me ^w^ advantage >_> of >w< some bwief :3 discouwse +x3 With ;;w;; Desdemonya awonye. +:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, come in. +I uWu wiww bestow you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time +ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw uWu bosom fweewy. +CASSIO. I x3 am >w< much bound ^-^ to you. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gentwemen. + +OTHEWWO. ^.^ These letters >_> give, x3 Iago, ^-^ to OwO the piwot, +And uWu by him ^-^ do my ;;w;; duties ^-^ to OwO the Senate. +:33 That >_< donye, I uWu wiww >w< be walking uWu on OwO the OwO wowks; +Repair there ^-^ to >_> me. +^w^ IAGO. Weww, my good lord, I'll :3 do't. +OTHEWWO. :3 This uWu fowtification, gentlemen, uWu shaww ^-^ we see't? +UwU GENTWEMEN. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The garden >_> of OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. + +>w< DESDEMONyA. Be :3 thou assured, good OwO Cassio, I uWu wiww ^-^ do +^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ abiwities in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. +:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, do. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD husband +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the cause ;;w;; wewe ^-^ his. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, that's OwO an >w< honyest fewwow. Do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, OwO Cassio, +But I uWu wiww ^.^ have my lord ÚwÚ and you UwU again +UwU As fwiendwy as you :3 wewe. +CASSIO. OwO Bounteous UwU madam, +Whatevew uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, +>w< He's never ^w^ anything uWu but >_> youw OwO twue sewvant. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 knyow't: I :3 thank you. You ^-^ do love my uWu wowd: +You ^.^ have OwO knyown him xDD wong; ÚwÚ and >w< be you ;;w;; weww >_> assuwed +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww in stwangenyess ^.^ stand nyo farther x3 off +>w< Than in :3 a ^.^ powitic ^w^ distance. +CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, >w< wady, +:33 That powicy ^-^ may ;;w;; eithew last OwO so long, +Ow :33 feed x3 upon such nice ÚwÚ and waterish ;;w;; diet, +Ow breed itsewf OwO so >_< out >_> of circumstances, +:33 That I being ÚwÚ absent ÚwÚ and my place supplied, +UwU My ^w^ genyewaw uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my love ÚwÚ and uWu sewvice. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt ;;w;; that. Before Emiwia here +I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wawwant >_> of >w< thy place, assuwe ^.^ thee, +>w< If I ^-^ do x3 vow :3 a ^.^ fwiendship, I'll OwO pewfowm ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To OwO the last OwO awticwe. UwU My lord uWu shaww never west; +I'll watch him ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and talk him >_< out >_> of patience; +His bed uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a school, his board :3 a shwift; +I'll intermingle OwO evewything ^.^ he OwO does +x3 With Cassio's ;;w;; suit. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, OwO Cassio, +>_< Fow >w< thy >w< sowicitow uWu shaww wathew die +>w< Than ^w^ give >w< thy cause >_> away. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and x3 Iago, at :3 a ^w^ distance. + +:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. +CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, I'll UwU take my weave. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, stay ÚwÚ and hear me speak. +CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. I x3 am vewy i-iww at ease, +x3 Unfit uWu fow >_< minye >_> own puwposes. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, ^-^ do >_> youw discretion. Exit Cassio. +^w^ IAGO. Ha! I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. +OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? +^w^ IAGO. UwU Nyothing, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ ow xDD if- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +OTHEWWO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; Cassio x3 pawted ^-^ fwom my x3 wife? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Cassio, my wowd! No, ;;w;; suwe, I cannyot ÚwÚ think it, +:33 That ^.^ he would >_< steaw away OwO so >_< guiwty-wike, +>_< Seeing you >w< coming. +OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe 'twas ^w^ he. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my wowd! +I ^.^ have >_< been >_> tawking with :3 a OwO suitow ;;w;; hewe, +OwO A man UwU that :3 wanguishes in >_> youw displeasure. +OTHEWWO. OwO Who :3 is't you ÚwÚ mean? +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw uWu wieutenyant, Cassio. Good my lord, +>w< If I ^.^ have ^-^ any OwO gwace ^w^ ow power ^-^ to move you, +His ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ weconciwiation x3 take; +>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ twuwy loves you, +:33 That ewws in xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot in ^.^ cunnying, +I ^.^ have nyo ^w^ judgement in OwO an >w< honyest face. +I ;;w;; pwithee, caww him ^-^ back. +OTHEWWO. x3 Went ^.^ he x3 hence ^w^ nyow? +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, :33 sooth; OwO so x3 humbwed +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft part >_> of his >w< gwief with me +ÚwÚ To suffer with >_> him. Good love, caww him ^-^ back. +OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU Desdemonya; >w< some uWu othew xDD time. +>w< DESDEMONyA. But x3 shaww't >w< be :33 showtwy? +OTHEWWO. The xDD soonyew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow you. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Shaww't >w< be tonight at uWu suppew? +OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >_< tonyight. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Tomorrow ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ then? +OTHEWWO. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at >_< home; +I ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ captains at OwO the citadel. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why then tomorrow night, ^w^ ow >w< Tuesday mown, +uWu On >w< Tuesday ^w^ nyoon, ^w^ ow night, uWu on Wednyesday mown. +I ;;w;; pwithee, name OwO the UwU time, uWu but let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +UwU Exceed three ^.^ days. UwU In :33 faith, :33 he's penyitent; +And ÚwÚ yet his trespass, in ^-^ ouw ^w^ common reason- +ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the wars >w< must ^-^ make example +Out >_> of theiw uWu best- :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ awmost :3 a fauwt +ÚwÚ To >_< incuw :3 a pwivate ^-^ check. When uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ come? +>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ Othewwo. I wonder in my >_> souw, +What you would ÚwÚ ask uWu me, UwU that I shouwd deny, +Ow ^.^ stand OwO so >_> mammewing x3 on. ^-^ What? x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, +:33 That came ^w^ awooing with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so many :3 a UwU time +When I ^.^ have xDD spoke >_> of you uWu dispwaisingwy +;;w;; Hath ta'en >_> youw OwO pawt- ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do +ÚwÚ To bwing him in! OwO Twust uWu me, I :33 couwd ^-^ do xDD much- +OTHEWWO. Prithee, nyo more. >_> Wet him come when ^.^ he wiww; +I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a boon; +^.^ 'Tis as I shouwd entweat you wear >_> youw gwuvs, +Ow :33 feed uWu on nyouwishing UwU dishes, ^w^ ow ^-^ keep you ^-^ wawm, +Ow >w< sue ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a xDD pecuwiaw >w< pwofit +ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ pewson. ;;w;; Nyay, when I ^.^ have :3 a suit +OwO Whewein I UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch >_> youw love :3 indeed, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ poise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ difficuwt ^-^ weight, +And xDD feawfuw ^-^ to >w< be gwanted. +OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing, +Whereon, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, gwant me this, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave me uWu but :3 a wittwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Shaww I deny you? >_< Nyo. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. Faweweww, my UwU Desdemonya; I'll come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Emiwia, come. Be as >_> youw UwU fancies teach OwO you; +uWu Whate'ew you ^.^ be, I x3 am OwO obedient. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. +OTHEWWO. Excellent ^w^ wwetch! xDD Pewdition catch my >_> souw, +But I ^-^ do love thee! ÚwÚ and when I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, +^.^ Chaos :3 is come again. +^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- +OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Iago? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Did x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, when you woo'd my >w< wady, +xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw love? +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to :33 wast. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu ask? +^w^ IAGO. But uWu fow :3 a satisfaction >_> of my thought; +:3 Nyo further hawm. +OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> of >w< thy thought, ^-^ Iago? +^w^ IAGO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had >_< been acquainted with :3 hew. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and went :3 between OwO us vewy >w< oft. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Indeed! +OTHEWWO. :33 Indeed? ^-^ ay, :3 indeed. :3 Discewn'st :3 thou >w< aught in ÚwÚ that? +^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu honyest? +^w^ IAGO. Honest, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. Honyest? >w< Ay, :33 honyest. +^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, uWu fow >w< aught I know. +OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou think? +^w^ IAGO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? By UwU heaven, ^.^ he ÚwÚ echoes uWu me, +UwU As ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe >w< some monster in his ^w^ thought +:3 Too hideous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ shown. Thou OwO dost UwU mean >_< something. +I heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say x3 even nyow, :3 thou uWu wike'st ^.^ nyot UwU that, +When ;;w;; Cassio weft my wife. What didst ^.^ nyot >_< wike? +And when I told ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of my counsew +UwU In my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of wooing, :3 thou xDD cwiedst, OwO "Indeed!" +And didst :33 contwact ÚwÚ and >_> puwse >w< thy uWu bwow togethew, +UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou then xDD hadst OwO shut OwO up in >w< thy bwain +uWu Some horrible :3 conceit. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost love uWu me, +Show me >w< thy OwO thought. +^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, you xDD knyow I love you. +OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; +And uWu fow I xDD knyow thou'rt :33 fuww >_> of love ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty +And ;;w;; weigh'st >w< thy uWu wowds before :3 thou >w< givest them breath, +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ these stops >_> of UwU thinye OwO fwight me OwO the ^-^ mowe; +>_< Fow such >w< things in :3 a false >w< diswoyaw ^.^ knyave +uWu Awe tricks >_> of >_> custom; uWu but in :3 a man that's ^.^ just +They'we :33 cwose diwations, >_< wowking ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD heawt, +:33 That passion cannyot ÚwÚ wuwe. +^w^ IAGO. >_< Fow x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, +I dare >w< be sworn I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 honyest. +OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. +^w^ IAGO. Men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ^-^ seem; +Ow x3 those UwU that >w< be ;;w;; nyot, would uWu they UwU might ÚwÚ seem nyonye! +OTHEWWO. OwO Cewtain, x3 men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ;;w;; seem. +^w^ IAGO. UwU Why then I ÚwÚ think Cassio's OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ yet :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in ÚwÚ this. +I ;;w;; pwithee, speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ thinkings, +UwU As :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ wuminyate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< thy wowst >_> of >_> thoughts +The wowst >_> of wowds. +^w^ IAGO. Good my lord, pawdon me; +^-^ Though I x3 am bound ^-^ to every ^.^ act >_> of duty, +I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to UwU that >w< aww slaves awe free x3 to. +ÚwÚ Uttew my thoughts? ÚwÚ Why, uWu say uWu they awe :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; +UwU As ^w^ whewe's UwU that :33 pawace whereinto ;;w;; fouw >w< things +>_< Sometimes intwude not? OwO Who >_> has :3 a uWu bweast OwO so >_< puwe, +But >w< some uWu uncweanwy apprehensions +Keep weets ÚwÚ and >_> waw-days, ÚwÚ and in OwO session ^-^ sit +x3 With :33 meditations wawfuw? +OTHEWWO. Thou OwO dost :33 conspiwe x3 against >w< thy OwO fwiend, x3 Iago, +>w< If :3 thou uWu but think'st him wrong'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ makest his ear +OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to >w< thy xDD thoughts. +^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech :3 you- +^-^ Though I UwU pewchance x3 am OwO vicious in my uWu guess, +As, I uWu confess, ^.^ it :3 is my nature's pwague +ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO into uWu abuses, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft my jealousy +>w< Shapes faults UwU that awe nyot- UwU that >_> youw OwO wisdom >_> yet, +From ^-^ onye UwU that OwO so x3 impewfectwy conceits, +Wouwd UwU take nyo ^.^ nyotice, :3 nyow build yourself :3 a twoubwe +Out >_> of his scattering ÚwÚ and unsuwe :33 obsewvance. +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw >_> quiet :3 nyow >_> youw uWu good, +Nyow uWu fow my manhood, ;;w;; honyesty, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wisdom, +ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow my xDD thoughts. +OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? +^w^ IAGO. Good name in man ÚwÚ and woman, dear my lord, +^-^ Is OwO the immediate >_> jewew >_> of theiw UwU souws. +OwO Who xDD steaws my >_> puwse xDD steaws trash; 'tis ^w^ something, OwO nyothing; +ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'tis his, ÚwÚ and >_> has >_< been ^w^ swave ^-^ to thousands; +But ^.^ he UwU that :33 fiwches ^-^ fwom me my good name +Robs me >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ enwiches him +And makes me UwU poow :3 indeed. +OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I'll xDD knyow >w< thy xDD thoughts. +^w^ IAGO. You :33 cannyot, ^-^ if my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw >w< hand; +Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, UwU whiwst 'tis in my ^w^ custody. +OTHEWWO. Ha! +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, beware, my lord, >_> of jealousy! +^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU gween-eyed ;;w;; monstew, ;;w;; which doth xDD mock +The meat ^.^ it feeds x3 on. :33 That uWu cuckowd ;;w;; wives in bliss +Who, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of his >w< fate, loves ^.^ nyot his UwU wwongew; +But :33 O, what damned minutes uWu tewws ^.^ he o'ew +OwO Who dotes, ÚwÚ yet doubts, OwO suspects, ÚwÚ yet stwongwy loves! +OTHEWWO. :3 O xDD misewy! +^w^ IAGO. OwO Poow ÚwÚ and ^.^ content :3 is rich, ÚwÚ and rich enyough; +But riches :3 finyewess :3 is as UwU poow as winter +ÚwÚ To him UwU that >w< evew ^-^ feaws ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be :33 poow. +Good UwU heaven, OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ twibe ^w^ defend +From jealousy! +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, x3 why :3 is uWu this? +uWu Think'st :3 thou uWu I'wd ^-^ make :3 a life >_> of jealousy, +ÚwÚ To follow still OwO the x3 changes >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon +x3 With ^.^ fwesh ^w^ suspicions? Nyo! ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU once in x3 doubt +^-^ Is UwU once ^-^ to >w< be resolved. UwU Exchange me uWu fow :3 a OwO goat +When I uWu shaww xDD tuwn OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of my ^w^ souw +ÚwÚ To such uWu exsuffwicate ÚwÚ and xDD bwown OwO suwmises, +xDD Matching >w< thy inference. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make me x3 jeawous +ÚwÚ To uWu say my UwU wife :3 is :33 faiw, feeds well, loves ^.^ company, +^-^ Is free >_> of speech, :3 sings, ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and >_> dances ;;w;; weww; +:3 Whewe :3 viwtue ;;w;; is, ^.^ these awe ^-^ mowe OwO viwtuous. +Nyow ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own uWu weak merits uWu wiww I dwaw +The >w< smawwest ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow x3 doubt >_> of xDD hew wevowt; +>_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had eyes ÚwÚ and ^.^ chose >_> me. No, x3 Iago, +I'll UwU see before I ^w^ doubt; when I UwU doubt, prove; +And uWu on OwO the proof, there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but this- +:3 Away at UwU once with love ^w^ ow jealousy! +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it, uWu fow :3 nyow I uWu shaww ^.^ have reason +ÚwÚ To show OwO the love ÚwÚ and >_> duty UwU that I bear you +x3 With OwO fwankew spirit. :33 Thewefowe, as I x3 am UwU bound, +;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of proof. +Wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; observe xDD hew ;;w;; weww with :33 Cassio; +OwO Weaw >_> youw eye thus, ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous :3 nyow uWu secuwe. +I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> youw free ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe +Out >_> of xDD sewf-bounty >w< be abused. Wook to't. +I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^-^ disposition ;;w;; weww; +UwU In Venyice uWu they ^-^ do let >w< heaven UwU see OwO the pranks +^.^ They dare ^.^ nyot show theiw x3 husbands; theiw :33 best ;;w;; conscience +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to leave't :3 undonye, uWu but :33 keep't unknyown. +OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou uWu say so? +^w^ IAGO. She >_> did x3 deceive xDD hew fathew, uWu mawwying OwO you; +And when ^.^ she >w< seem'd ^-^ to >_< shake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> youw >w< wooks, +She loved them ^.^ most. +OTHEWWO. And OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to xDD then. +She UwU that OwO so x3 young :33 couwd ^w^ give >_< out such :3 a >_> seeming, +ÚwÚ To :3 seew xDD hew >_< fathew's eyes OwO up :33 cwose as ^.^ oak- +ÚwÚ He ^w^ thought 'twas witchcwaft- uWu but I x3 am >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ bwame; +I humbly ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> of >_> youw pawdon +>_< Fow xDD too >w< much :33 woving you. +OTHEWWO. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee forever. +^w^ IAGO. I UwU see :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe ;;w;; dash'd >_> youw spirits. +OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot :3 a OwO jot, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot. +^w^ IAGO. uWu I'faith, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it x3 has. +I >w< hope you uWu wiww consider what :3 is xDD spoke +x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my wuv. But I ^-^ do UwU see >w< you'we muvd; +I x3 am ^-^ to pray you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stwain my OwO speech +ÚwÚ To gwossew issues :3 nyow ^-^ to wawgew weach +>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ suspicion. +OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww not. +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Shouwd you ^-^ do so, my lord, +UwU My OwO speech shouwd ^-^ faww OwO into such :3 viwe >_< success +^w^ Which my >_> thoughts ^-^ aim ^.^ nyot OwO at. Cassio's my >w< wowthy xDD fwiend- +UwU My lord, I UwU see >w< you'we ÚwÚ muvd. +OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >w< much ÚwÚ muvd. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but Desdemona's :33 honyest. +^w^ IAGO. Wong live ^.^ she so! ÚwÚ and wong live you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so! +OTHEWWO. And >_> yet, how ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ ewwing ^-^ fwom itself- +^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, x3 as- ^-^ to >w< be bowd with :3 you- +:3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 affect many :3 pwoposed :3 matches +x3 Of xDD hew >_> own cwime, :3 compwexion, ÚwÚ and UwU degwee, +xDD Wheweto ^-^ we UwU see in >w< aww >w< things ^-^ nyatuwe OwO tends- +>w< Foh, ^-^ onye ^-^ may smell in such :3 a uWu wiww UwU most wank, +ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ dispwopowtion, >_> thoughts unnatural. +But pawdon >_> me. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot in ^.^ position +UwU Distinctwy speak >_> of UwU hew; >w< though I ^-^ may feaw, +Her wiww, >w< wecoiwing ^-^ to xDD hew better >_< judgement, +May ^-^ faww ^-^ to ^-^ match you with xDD hew ;;w;; countwy forms, +And UwU happiwy xDD wepent. +OTHEWWO. Faweweww, faweweww. +>w< If ^-^ mowe :3 thou OwO dost perceive, let me xDD knyow ^-^ mowe; +ÚwÚ Set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to uWu obsewve. Weave uWu me, UwU Iago. +^w^ IAGO. [Going.] UwU My lord, I UwU take my weave. +OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> did I >_< mawwy? :3 This >w< honyest ;;w;; cweatuwe x3 doubtwess +>_< Sees ÚwÚ and knows :3 mowe, >w< much :3 mowe, than ^.^ he ÚwÚ unfowds. +^w^ IAGO. [Returning.] UwU My lord, I would I UwU might entweat >_> youw honyow +ÚwÚ To scan :3 this xDD thing nyo :33 fuwthew; xDD weave ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD time. +^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be x3 fit UwU that ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ have his place, +>_< Fow ^w^ suwe ^.^ he uWu fiwws ^.^ it OwO up with gweat >_> abiwity, +xDD Yet, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to howd him x3 off uWu awhiwe, +You uWu shaww uWu by UwU that pewceive him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ means. +^-^ Nyote ^-^ if >_> youw wady xDD stwain his >_> entewtainment +x3 With ^-^ any >w< stwong ^w^ ow vehement x3 impowtunyity; +^.^ Much uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen in ;;w;; that. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, +>_> Wet me >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too busy in my fears- +UwU As >w< wowthy cause I ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I x3 am- +And howd xDD hew ^.^ fwee, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyow. +OTHEWWO. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my guvwnment. +^w^ IAGO. I UwU once ^-^ mowe UwU take my weave. UwU Exit. +OTHEWWO. :3 This ^-^ fewwow's >_> of >w< exceeding ;;w;; honyesty, +And knows >w< aww qualities, with :3 a ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ spiwit, +x3 Of human deawings. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ pwuv xDD hew >w< haggawd, +^-^ Though UwU that xDD hew ^.^ jesses ;;w;; wewe my dear heartstrings, +uWu I'wd UwU whistwe xDD hew x3 off ÚwÚ and let xDD hew ;;w;; down OwO the ^.^ wind +ÚwÚ To uWu pwey at xDD fowtunye. Haply, uWu fow I x3 am bwack +And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 those ^.^ soft pawts >_> of convewsation +:33 That ^w^ chambewews x3 have, ^w^ ow uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; decwinyed +x3 Into OwO the vale >_> of xDD yeaws- ÚwÚ yet that's ^.^ nyot xDD much- +x3 She's gone. I x3 am OwO abused, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief +Must >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ woathe :3 hew. :3 O ^w^ cuwse >_> of mawwiage, +:33 That ^-^ we can caww ^.^ these delicate cweatuwes UwU ouws, +And ^.^ nyot theiw OwO appetites! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a x3 toad, +And live x3 upon OwO the vapor >_> of :3 a ^.^ dungeon, +>w< Than ^-^ keep :3 a >_< cownyew in OwO the xDD thing I love +>_< Fow >_> othews' ^w^ uses. xDD Yet, 'tis OwO the pwague >_> of gweat ;;w;; onyes: +UwU Pwewogatived awe uWu they less than OwO the :3 base; +^.^ 'Tis >w< destiny xDD unshunnyabwe, >_< wike :33 death. +>_< Even then :3 this ^-^ fowked pwague :3 is :33 fated ^-^ to OwO us +When ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< quicken. ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< comes: + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. + +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be fawse, :33 O, then >w< heaven >w< mocks itself! +I'll ^.^ nyot bewieve't. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my dear x3 Othewwo! +Your dinnyew, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU genyewous ^w^ iswandews +By you ^.^ invited, ^-^ do ^.^ attend >_> youw presence. +OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^-^ to blame. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so x3 faintwy? +uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot uWu weww? +OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a pain x3 upon my fowehead here. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, that's with UwU watching; 'twill away again. +>_> Wet me uWu but uWu bind ^.^ it xDD hawd, within :3 this hour +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. +OTHEWWO. Your nyapkin :3 is xDD too >w< wittwe; +ÚwÚ He ^-^ puts OwO the handkerchief ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ dwops it. +>_> Wet ^.^ it awonye. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go in with you. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. +:3 EMIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 this uWu nyapkin; +:3 This ÚwÚ was xDD hew ^.^ fiwst wemembwance ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. +UwU My wayward xDD husband ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times +>w< Woo'd me ^-^ to >_< steaw xDD it; uWu but ^.^ she OwO so loves OwO the token, +>_< Fow ^.^ he conjuwed xDD hew ^.^ she shouwd >w< evew ^-^ keep it, +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ wesewves ^.^ it xDD evewmowe about xDD hew +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and talk x3 to. I'll ^.^ have OwO the wowk ta'en out, +And give't UwU Iago. What ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do with ^.^ it +xDD Heaven knows, ^.^ nyot I; +I nyothing uWu but ^-^ to >w< pwease his xDD fantasy. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU Iago. + +^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, what ^-^ do you here >_< awonye? +:3 EMIWIA. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ chide; I ^.^ have :3 a xDD thing uWu fow you. +^w^ IAGO. OwO A xDD thing uWu fow x3 me? ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^w^ common :3 thing- +:3 EMIWIA. Ha! +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a foowish wife. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, :3 is UwU that all? What uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 nyow +>_< Fow UwU that >_> same handkewchief? +^w^ IAGO. What handkewchief? +:3 EMIWIA. What handkewchief? +ÚwÚ Why, UwU that OwO the Moor ^.^ fiwst >_> gave ^-^ to uWu Desdemonya, +:33 That ;;w;; which OwO so >_< often you >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^.^ steaw. +^w^ IAGO. xDD Hast stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? +:3 EMIWIA. No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ she let ^.^ it >_> dwop uWu by nyegwigence, +And, ^-^ to OwO the >w< advantage, I being here ÚwÚ took't :33 up. +Look, here ^.^ it is. +^w^ IAGO. OwO A good ;;w;; wench; ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. +:3 EMIWIA. What uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu with't, UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so eawnyest +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_> fiwch it? +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ [Snyatching it.] ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to you? +:3 EMIWIA. :3 If't >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< some OwO puwpose >_> of import, +UwU Give't me again. OwO Poow >w< wady, she'll run mad +When ^.^ she uWu shaww wack it. +^w^ IAGO. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; acknyown >w< on't; I ^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow it. +Go, xDD weave >_> me. Exit xDD Emiwia. +I uWu wiww in Cassio's ÚwÚ wodging wose :3 this nyapkin, +And let him find it. >_< Twifwes ^.^ wight as ÚwÚ aiw +uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 jeawous ^w^ confiwmations >w< stwong +UwU As pwoofs >_> of holy wwit; :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ do >_< something. +The Moor already x3 changes with my >_> poison: +Dangewous conceits awe in theiw natures poisons, +^w^ Which at OwO the ^.^ fiwst awe scarce ;;w;; found ^-^ to >_> distaste, +But with :3 a wittwe ^.^ act x3 upon OwO the UwU bwood +x3 Buwn >_< wike OwO the xDD minyes >_> of sulphur. I >_> did uWu say ÚwÚ so. +Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. + +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ poppy, :3 nyow mandragora, +Nyow >w< aww OwO the dwowsy syrups >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +:33 Shaww >w< evew >w< medicinye ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sweep +^w^ Which :3 thou ^.^ owedst yestewday. +OTHEWWO. Ha, xDD ha, false ^-^ to x3 me? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 genyewaw! :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. +OTHEWWO. Avaunt! >w< be uWu gonye! Thou x3 hast xDD set me uWu on OwO the wack. +I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >w< much UwU abused +>w< Than uWu but ^-^ to knyow't :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. What :33 sense xDD had I >_> of xDD hew stow'n ^w^ houws >_> of wust? +I OwO saw't ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it harm'd ^.^ nyot me; +I >w< swept OwO the next night well, ÚwÚ was free ÚwÚ and :3 mewwy; +I ;;w;; found ^.^ nyot Cassio's OwO kisses uWu on xDD hew lips. +ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is wobb'd, ^.^ nyot >_< wanting what :3 is stol'n, +>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot knyow't ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wobb'd at all. +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. +OTHEWWO. I xDD had >_< been x3 happy ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ genyewaw camp, +;;w;; Pionyews ÚwÚ and aww, xDD had >_> tasted xDD hew ^w^ sweet body, +^w^ So I xDD had nyothing known. :33 O, :3 nyow :33 fowevew +Farewell OwO the ÚwÚ twanquiw mind! Farewell xDD content! +Farewell OwO the pwumed >_< twoop ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big wars +:33 That ^-^ make ambition >_> viwtue! :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, +Farewell OwO the nyeighing uWu steed ÚwÚ and OwO the shrill >_< twump, +The OwO spiwit-stiwwing ^.^ dwum, OwO the ear-piercing fife, +The :33 woyaw bannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 quawity, +Pwide, uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of ^w^ gwowious xDD waw! +And :3 O you x3 mowtaw e-enginyes, uWu whose wude throats +The immortal ÚwÚ Juv's ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cwamows UwU countewfeit, +^w^ Faweweww! Othello's occupation's uWu gonye! +^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't possible, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< be ^w^ suwe :3 thou ^w^ pwuv my love :3 a whore; +Be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ ocuwaw :3 pwoof; +Or, uWu by OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ man's eternal >_> souw, +Thou xDD hadst >_< been better ^.^ have >_< been :3 bown :3 a ^.^ dog +>w< Than ÚwÚ answew my ;;w;; waked wrath! +^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? +OTHEWWO. UwU Make me ^-^ to OwO see't; ^w^ ow at OwO the :33 weast OwO so ^w^ pwuv it, +:33 That OwO the >w< pwobation bear nyo xDD hinge :3 nyow woop +ÚwÚ To >_> hang :3 a x3 doubt OwO on; ^w^ ow >_> woe x3 upon >w< thy life! +^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- +OTHEWWO. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost :3 swandew xDD hew ÚwÚ and >_> towtuwe uWu me, +uWu Nyevew pray ^-^ mowe; >_> abandon >w< aww wemowse; +uWu On howwow's head horrors :33 accumuwate; +Do deeds ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< heaven ;;w;; weep, >w< aww :3 eawth amazed; +>_< Fow nyothing ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ to uWu damnyation ÚwÚ add +>_< Gweatew than ;;w;; that. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O x3 gwace! :3 O >w< heaven ^w^ defend UwU me! +uWu Awe you :3 a man? ^.^ have you :3 a ^w^ souw ^w^ ow ;;w;; sense? +:3 God >w< be wi' OwO you; UwU take >_< minye :33 office. :3 O wwetched fool, +:33 That ;;w;; wivest ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU thinye xDD honyesty :3 a UwU vice! +:3 O monstrous world! ;;w;; Take nyote, UwU take nyote, :3 O UwU wowwd, +ÚwÚ To >w< be direct ÚwÚ and >w< honyest :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. +I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence +I'll love nyo fwiend x3 sith love >_> bweeds such offense. +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; :3 thou shouldst >w< be :33 honyest. +^w^ IAGO. I shouwd >w< be x3 wise; uWu fow ;;w;; honyesty's :3 a fool, +And >w< woses UwU that ^.^ it ^w^ wowks OwO fow. +OTHEWWO. By OwO the UwU wowwd, +I ÚwÚ think my UwU wife >w< be ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 is not; +I ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 thou art UwU just, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not. +I'll ^.^ have >w< some proof. Her uWu nyame, UwU that ÚwÚ was as ^.^ fwesh +UwU As ^w^ Dian's uWu visage, :3 is :3 nyow uWu begwimed ÚwÚ and bwack +UwU As >_< minye >_> own face. >w< If there >w< be :3 cowds ^w^ ow knives, +OwO Poison ^w^ ow fire, ^w^ ow >_< suffocating stweams, +I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; satisfied! +^w^ IAGO. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe eaten OwO up with passion; +I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me UwU that I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to you. +You would >w< be >w< satisfied? +OTHEWWO. Would? ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww. +^w^ IAGO. And OwO may. But, ^-^ how? how >_< satisfied, my UwU wowd? +Wouwd you, OwO the supervisor, ^.^ gwosswy gape :3 on? +ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew >_< topp'd? +OTHEWWO. ^.^ Death ÚwÚ and damnyation! O! +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< tedious >_> difficuwty, I xDD think, +ÚwÚ To bwing them ^-^ to UwU that >w< pwospect. OwO Damn them then, +>w< If >w< evew x3 mowtaw eyes ^-^ do UwU see them bolster +Mowe than theiw own! What ^.^ then? how ^.^ then? +What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? Where's UwU satisfaction? +^w^ It :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU see :3 this +Were uWu they as >_> pwime as goats, as ^.^ hot as UwU monkeys, +UwU As salt as wolves in :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and fools as :3 gwoss +UwU As xDD ignyowance :3 made dwunk. But >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, +>w< If xDD imputation ÚwÚ and >w< stwong circumstances, +^w^ Which ;;w;; wead :33 diwectwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of truth, +uWu Wiww ^w^ give you satisfaction, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ have't. +OTHEWWO. >w< Give me :3 a :3 wiving reason she's ^.^ diswoyaw. +^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the x3 office; +But x3 sith I x3 am ^.^ entew'd in :3 this cause OwO so :33 faw, +ÚwÚ Pwick'd to't uWu by foowish xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love, +I uWu wiww >w< go x3 on. I uWu way with ;;w;; Cassio lately +And, being twoubwed with :3 a >_< waging tooth, +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. +Thewe awe :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 men OwO so loose >_> of >_> souw, +:33 That in theiw sweeps uWu wiww uWu muttew theiw affairs; +>_< Onye >_> of :3 this >w< kind :3 is Cassio. +UwU In ;;w;; sweep I heard him ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ "Sweet uWu Desdemonya, +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be :33 wawy, let OwO us hide ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs"; +And then, ;;w;; siw, would ^.^ he gripe ÚwÚ and wwing my ;;w;; hand, +ÚwÚ Cwy, uWu "O ^w^ sweet OwO cweatuwe!" ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd OwO up OwO kisses uWu by OwO the ^w^ woots, +:33 That ^-^ gwew x3 upon my lips; then >_> waid his ^w^ weg +Over my thigh, ÚwÚ and sigh'd ÚwÚ and kiss'd; ÚwÚ and then +UwU Cwied, "Cursed >w< fate UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the Moor!" +OTHEWWO. :3 O monstrous! monstrous! +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but his ^-^ dweam. +OTHEWWO. But :3 this ;;w;; denyoted :3 a >w< fowegonye ^w^ concwusion. +^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< shwewd UwU doubt, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be uWu but :3 a ^-^ dweam. +^w^ IAGO. And :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ thicken uWu othew pwoofs +:33 That ^-^ do ÚwÚ demonstwate thinly. +OTHEWWO. I'll >w< teaw xDD hew >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but >w< be x3 wise; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU see nyothing done; +She ^-^ may >w< be >w< honyest >_> yet. >_> Teww me uWu but ^.^ this; +>_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ sometimes uWu seen :3 a handkerchief +:33 Spotted with strawberries in >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ hand? +OTHEWWO. I >_> gave xDD hew such :3 a UwU onye; 'twas my ^.^ fiwst xDD gift. +^w^ IAGO. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu but such :3 a handkewchief- +I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> youw wife's- >_> did I ^.^ today +^w^ See ;;w;; Cassio wipe his beard OwO with. +OTHEWWO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be that- +^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU that, ^w^ ow ^-^ any UwU that ÚwÚ was x3 hews, +^w^ It ^-^ speaks x3 against xDD hew with OwO the uWu othew >_> pwoofs. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, UwU that OwO the ^w^ swave xDD had forty ^w^ thousand wives! +>_< Onye :3 is xDD too xDD poow, xDD too uWu weak uWu fow my wevenge. +Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see 'tis true. Wook ;;w;; hewe, x3 Iago, +^-^ Aww my OwO fond love ;;w;; thus ^-^ do I blow ^-^ to >_< heaven. +^.^ 'Tis gone. +UwU Awise, bwack :33 vengeance, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< howwow heww! +Yield uWu up, :3 O love, >w< thy :3 cwown ÚwÚ and :33 heawted UwU thwonye +ÚwÚ To tyrannous hate! Sweww, ^.^ bosom, with >w< thy fwaught, +>_< Fow 'tis >_> of :3 aspics' OwO tongues! +^w^ IAGO. >_> Yet >w< be ÚwÚ content. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, blood, blood, blood! +^w^ IAGO. UwU Patience, I ^w^ say; >_> youw :33 mind UwU pewhaps ^-^ may change. +OTHEWWO. OwO Nyevew, UwU Iago. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Pontic Sea, +uWu Whose icy cuwwent ÚwÚ and UwU compuwsive ^-^ couwse +:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; feews ÚwÚ wetiwing ^.^ ebb, uWu but >_< keeps :3 due uWu on +ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< Pwopontic ÚwÚ and OwO the Hewwespont, +>_< Even OwO so my bwoody ^-^ thoughts, with viowent ÚwÚ pace, +:33 Shaww :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, :33 nye'ew x3 ebb ^-^ to humbwe love, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that :3 a capable ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide wevenge +Swallow them :33 up. Nyow, uWu by yond marble UwU heaven, +UwU In OwO the :3 due uWu wevewence >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed x3 vow ÚwÚ Knyeews. +I here uWu engage my wowds. +^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot xDD wise >_> yet. ÚwÚ Knyeews. +UwU Witnyess, you uWu evew-buwnying lights ^.^ abuv, +You >_< ewements UwU that ^w^ cwip OwO us x3 wound >w< about, +>_> Witnyess UwU that here >_< Iago doth ^w^ give OwO up +The >_> execution >_> of his wit, x3 hands, xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ To wrong'd Othello's UwU sewvice! >_> Wet him ^.^ command, +And ^-^ to ^-^ obey uWu shaww >w< be in me ÚwÚ wemowse, +What bwoody ^-^ businyess ever. ^.^ They >_< wise. +OTHEWWO. I gweet >w< thy love, +:3 Nyot with vain UwU thanks, uWu but with acceptance ÚwÚ bounteous, +And uWu wiww x3 upon OwO the x3 instant >w< put ÚwÚ thee :33 to't: +xDD Within ^.^ these three >_< days let me hear ÚwÚ thee uWu say +:33 That Cassio's ^.^ nyot >_> awive. +^w^ IAGO. UwU My fwiend :3 is OwO dead, 'tis x3 donye at >_> youw >_> wequest; +But let xDD hew wive. +OTHEWWO. OwO Damn UwU hew, :3 wewd minx! :33 O, x3 damn her! +^w^ Come, >w< go with me x3 apawt; I uWu wiww >_< withdwaw, +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me with >w< some swift :3 means >_> of death +>_< Fow OwO the fair ^w^ deviw. Nyow art :3 thou my wieutenyant. +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_> youw >_> own forever. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Before OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Cwown. + +>w< DESDEMONyA. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, xDD whewe :3 Wieutenyant ;;w;; Cassio :33 wies? +CLOWN. I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies ÚwÚ anywhewe. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, man? +CLOWN. >w< He's :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to uWu say :3 a sowdiew :3 wies, :3 is +UwU stabbing. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Go to! :3 Whewe UwU wodges x3 he? +CLOWN. ÚwÚ To tell you xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, :3 is ^-^ to tell you xDD whewe I ^-^ wie. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can ^w^ anything >w< be :3 made >_> of uWu this? +CLOWN. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, ÚwÚ and uWu fow me ^-^ to devise :3 a ÚwÚ wodging, +ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies here ^w^ ow ^.^ he :3 wies there, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to lie in >_< minye >_> own +>_< thwoat. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can you >_< inquiwe him >_< out ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< edified uWu by wepowt? +CLOWN. I uWu wiww catechize OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow him; UwU that ;;w;; is, ^-^ make UwU questions +ÚwÚ and uWu by them >w< answew. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. >_> Teww him I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd my +lord uWu on his behawf ÚwÚ and >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this :3 is within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of ÚwÚ man's wit, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe +I uWu wiww ^-^ attempt OwO the UwU doing it. UwU Exit. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose UwU that handkewchief, ÚwÚ Emiwia? +:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have lost my >_> puwse +>w< Fuww >_> of ^w^ cwusadoes; :3 and, uWu but my x3 nyobwe Moor +^-^ Is OwO twue >_> of :33 mind ÚwÚ and :3 made >_> of nyo such ^w^ basenyess +UwU As x3 jeawous cweatuwes awe, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe enough +ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ to i-iww :3 thinking. +:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous? +>w< DESDEMONyA. Who, x3 he? I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< sun xDD whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown +Drew >w< aww such humows ^-^ fwom >_> him. +:3 EMIWIA. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave him :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; Cassio +Be xDD caww'd ^-^ to >_> him. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. + +OwO How :3 is't with you, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. Weww, my good >_< wady. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, >w< hawdnyess ^-^ to :33 dissembwe! +OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO Desdemonya? +>w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, my good :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. :3 This hand :3 is moist, my >_< wady. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ yet >_> has ;;w;; fewt nyo :3 age :3 nyow OwO knyown nyo sorrow. +OTHEWWO. :3 This :33 awgues fruitfulness ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw >_> heawt; +Hot, hot, ÚwÚ and >w< moist. :3 This hand >_> of x3 youws xDD wequiwes +OwO A sequestew ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^w^ fasting, ÚwÚ and >w< pwayew, +^.^ Much castigation, OwO exewcise devout, +>_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> sweating ^w^ deviw here +:33 That ^-^ commonwy ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good ;;w;; hand, +OwO A :3 fwank ^w^ onye. +>w< DESDEMONyA. You >w< may, :3 indeed, uWu say >w< so; +>_< Fow 'twas UwU that hand UwU that >_> gave away my ÚwÚ heawt. +OTHEWWO. OwO A >_> wibewaw hand. The hearts >_> of ^.^ owd >_> gave OwO hands; +But ^-^ ouw OwO nyew OwO hewawdwy :3 is x3 hands, ^.^ nyot ^-^ heawts. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. Come nyow, >_> youw >w< pwomise. +OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; pwomise, x3 chuck? +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Cassio come speak with you. +OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a salt ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy rheum uWu offends me; +;;w;; Wend me >w< thy handkewchief. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Here, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. :33 That ;;w;; which I >_> gave you. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> me. +OTHEWWO. :33 Nyot? +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :3 a fault. :33 That handkerchief +OwO Did OwO an x3 Egyptian ^-^ to my mothew :3 give; +She ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD chawmew, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ awmost ;;w;; wead +The >_> thoughts >_> of :33 peopwe. She told UwU hew, >_< whiwe ^.^ she ^-^ kept it, +'Twouwd ^-^ make xDD hew amiable ÚwÚ and ^.^ subdue my fathew +Entiwewy ^-^ to xDD hew love, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she lost ^.^ it +Ow :3 made :3 a >_> gift >_> of it, my >_< fathew's eye +;;w;; Shouwd howd xDD hew x3 woathed ÚwÚ and his uWu spiwits shouwd uWu hunt +:33 Aftew OwO nyew ^w^ fancies. She ^.^ dying >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, +And ;;w;; bid uWu me, when my >w< fate would ^.^ have me :3 wive, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 hew. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^w^ heed >w< on't; +UwU Make ^.^ it :3 a dawwing >_< wike >_> youw pwecious eye; +ÚwÚ To OwO wose't ^w^ ow give't away ;;w;; wewe such x3 pewdition +UwU As nyothing ewse :33 couwd ^w^ match. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis true; :33 thewe's ÚwÚ magic in OwO the ^-^ web >_> of it. +OwO A ^w^ sibyw, UwU that xDD had :3 nyumbew'd in OwO the x3 wowwd +The >_< sun ^-^ to ^-^ couwse two ^-^ hundwed x3 compasses, +UwU In xDD hew ;;w;; pwophetic :3 fuwy ^-^ sew'd OwO the ÚwÚ wowk; +The worms ;;w;; wewe >_< hawwow'd UwU that >_> did breed OwO the silk, +And ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu dyed in :33 mummy ;;w;; which OwO the skillful +UwU Consewved >_> of maiden's ^-^ heawts. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Indeed! :3 is't :3 twue? +OTHEWWO. uWu Most veritable; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook to't :33 weww. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I xDD had never OwO seen't! +OTHEWWO. Ha! >w< whewefowe? +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so startingly ÚwÚ and rash? +OTHEWWO. :3 Is't lost? :3 is't gonye? ÚwÚ speak, :3 is ^.^ it >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? +>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven bless >_< us! +OTHEWWO. Say you? +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU wost; uWu but what OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it were? +OTHEWWO. :3 How? +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD wost. +OTHEWWO. Fetch't, let me UwU see it. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ^-^ can, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. +:3 This :3 is :3 a xDD twick ^-^ to >w< put me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; suit. +;;w;; Pway you, let ;;w;; Cassio >w< be >_< weceived again. +OTHEWWO. x3 Fetch me OwO the handkewchief, my :33 mind misgives. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, +You'll never ^.^ meet :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu sufficient xDD man. +OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! +>w< DESDEMONyA. I pray, talk me >_> of Cassio. +OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A man UwU that >w< aww his UwU time +;;w;; Hath >_> founded his good :3 fowtunyes uWu on >_> youw love, +Shawed dangews with :3 you- +OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In UwU sooth, you awe ^-^ to blame. +OTHEWWO. xDD Away! UwU Exit. +:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this man x3 jeawous? +>w< DESDEMONyA. I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw :3 this >_> befowe. +>w< Suwe :33 thewe's >w< some wonder in :3 this handkerchief; +I x3 am UwU most OwO unhappy in OwO the woss >_> of it. +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two >w< shows OwO us :3 a xDD man. +^.^ They awe >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ stomachs ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< aww uWu but uWu food; +^.^ They xDD eat OwO us ^.^ hungewwy, ÚwÚ and when uWu they awe :33 fuww +^.^ They >_> bewch ÚwÚ us. Wook xDD you! ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and my >_> husband. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. + +^w^ IAGO. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; 'tis ^.^ she >w< must :3 do't. +And, >w< wo, OwO the happiness! uWu Go ÚwÚ and >_< impowtunye :3 hew. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, good :33 Cassio! What's OwO the UwU nyews with you? +CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, my fowmew suit: I ^-^ do uWu beseech you +:33 That uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 means I ^-^ may UwU again +;;w;; Exist ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a membew >_> of his love +x3 Whom I with >w< aww OwO the >w< office >_> of my OwO heawt +Entiwewy uWu honyow. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deway'd. +>w< If my >_> offense >w< be >_> of such x3 mowtaw >w< kind +:33 That :3 nyow my service ÚwÚ past :3 nyow ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; sowwows +Nyow purposed merit in futuwity +^w^ Can >_< wansom me OwO into his love uWu again, +But ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO so >w< must >w< be my benefit; +^w^ So uWu shaww I cwothe me in :3 a fowced ^.^ content +And OwO shut ^-^ mysewf OwO up in >w< some uWu othew ^-^ couwse +ÚwÚ To Fowtunye's awms. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, x3 thwice-gentwe :33 Cassio! +UwU My >_> advocation :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye; +UwU My lord :3 is ^.^ nyot my lord, :3 nyow shouwd I xDD knyow him +Were ^.^ he in favor as in humow alter'd. +^w^ So ^w^ hewp me every spirit ^.^ sanctified, +UwU As I ^.^ have spoken uWu fow you >w< aww my :33 best +And ÚwÚ stood within OwO the UwU bwank >_> of his xDD dispweasuwe +>_< Fow my free speech! You >w< must :3 awhiwe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +What I can ^-^ do I wiww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I uWu wiww +>w< Than uWu fow ^-^ mysewf I >_> dawe. >_> Wet UwU that suffice you. +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Is my lord angwy? +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence uWu but nyow, +And cewtainwy in ÚwÚ stwange unquietness. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the cannon, +When ^.^ it ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his ^-^ wanks OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +And, >_< wike OwO the x3 deviw, ^-^ fwom his vewy arm +^w^ Puff'd his >_> own brother. And can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? +OwO Something >_> of ;;w;; moment xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet >_> him. +There's matter xDD in't >_< indeed ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be xDD angwy. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit UwU Iago. +OwO Something ^w^ suwe >_> of state, +x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom Venyice ^w^ ow >w< some unhatch'd practice +^w^ Made demonstwabwe here in >_< Cypwus ^-^ to ^w^ him, +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ puddwed his ;;w;; cweaw spirit; ÚwÚ and in such cases +ÚwÚ Men's natures ^w^ wwangwe with :3 infewiow OwO things, +^-^ Though gweat ones awe theiw object. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; +>_< Fow let ^-^ ouw fingew ache, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ indues +Our uWu othew heawthfuw ;;w;; membews x3 even ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense +x3 Of >w< pain. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ think x3 men awe ^.^ nyot >_< gods, +Nyow >_> of them ÚwÚ wook uWu fow such >_> obsewvancy +UwU As ^-^ fits OwO the ^.^ bwidaw. UwU Beshwew me xDD much, >_> Emiwia, +I OwO was, ÚwÚ unhandsome wawwiow as I OwO am, +>w< Awwaignying his unkindness with my soul; +But :3 nyow I find I xDD had ^-^ subown'd OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, +And :33 he's :33 indicted fawsewy. +:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be OwO state :33 mattews, as you xDD think, +And nyo conception :3 nyow nyo x3 jeawous :3 toy +;;w;; Concewnying you. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the day, I never >_> gave him xDD cause! +:3 EMIWIA. But x3 jeawous souws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd >w< so; +^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot >w< evew x3 jeawous uWu fow OwO the ^-^ cause, +But x3 jeawous uWu fow uWu they awe jeawous. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a monster +UwU Begot x3 upon itself, :3 bown uWu on itself. +>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep UwU that monster ^-^ fwom Othello's mind! +:3 EMIWIA. Lady, ^.^ amen. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek >_> him. OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ wawk heweabout. +>w< If I ^-^ do find him ^.^ fit, I'll move >_> youw ^.^ suit, +And >w< seek ^-^ to :33 effect ^.^ it ^-^ to my x3 uttewmost. +CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. + +x3 Entew uWu Bianca. + +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Save you, fwiend :33 Cassio! +CASSIO. What ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom :3 home? +OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, my UwU most fair >_< Bianca? +uWu I'faith, ^w^ sweet love, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. +BIANCA. And I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging, Cassio. +>_> What, ^-^ keep :3 a >_> week >_> away? :3 seven >_< days ÚwÚ and nights? +OwO Eight scowe eight >_> houws? ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ absent >_> houws, +Mowe >w< tedious than OwO the >w< diaw eight scowe times? +:3 O x3 weawy weckonying! +CASSIO. Pawdon uWu me, uWu Bianca. +I ^.^ have :3 this >_< whiwe with :33 weaden >_> thoughts >_< been pwess'd; +But I uWu shaww in :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO continyuate UwU time +Stwike x3 off :3 this scowe >_> of x3 absence. ^.^ Sweet Bianca, +Gives xDD hew Desdemona's handkewchief. +;;w;; Take me :3 this wowk >_< out. +BIANCA. :3 O OwO Cassio, :3 whence came uWu this? +:3 This :3 is >w< some token ^-^ fwom :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew >w< fwiend. +ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; fewt absence :3 nyow I ;;w;; feew :3 a ^.^ cause. +:3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? Weww, :33 weww. +CASSIO. uWu Go ^.^ to, woman! +Thwow >_> youw :3 viwe >_< guesses in OwO the devil's x3 teeth, +From :3 whence you ^.^ have ^.^ them. You awe x3 jeawous :3 nyow +:33 That :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom >w< some mistress, >w< some remembrance. +No, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu Bianca. +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu whose :3 is it? +CASSIO. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, x3 sweet. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my ^.^ chambew. +I >_< wike OwO the wowk :33 weww. Ewe ^.^ it >w< be :3 demanded- +UwU As >_< wike enough ^.^ it wiww- uWu I'wd ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 copied. +;;w;; Take it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do't; ÚwÚ and xDD weave me uWu fow :3 this xDD time. +BIANCA. Weave xDD you! >w< whewefowe? +CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ attend here uWu on OwO the :3 genyewaw; +And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it nyo addition, :3 nyow my OwO wish, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him UwU see me UwU woman'd. +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? +CASSIO. :3 Nyot UwU that I love you not. +BIANCA. But UwU that you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >_> me. +I pray you, bwing me uWu on OwO the uWu way :3 a little, +And uWu say ^-^ if I uWu shaww UwU see you >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. +CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way UwU that I can bwing you, +>_< Fow I ^.^ attend ;;w;; hewe, uWu but I'll UwU see you UwU soon. +BIANCA. ^.^ 'Tis vewy >w< good; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ ciwcumstanced. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Cypwus. Before OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. + +^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ think so? +OTHEWWO. :33 Think so, ^-^ Iago? +^w^ IAGO. >_> What, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss in pwivate? +OTHEWWO. An uWu unyauthowized ;;w;; kiss. +^w^ IAGO. Ow ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ nyaked with xDD hew fwiend in bed +An hour ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot meaning ^-^ any harm? +OTHEWWO. ^.^ Nyaked in :33 bed, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU mean harm! +^w^ It :3 is xDD hypocwisy x3 against OwO the ^w^ deviw. +^.^ They UwU that UwU mean OwO viwtuouswy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do so, +The ^w^ deviw theiw :3 viwtue tempts ÚwÚ and uWu they >_> tempt >_< heaven. +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ So uWu they ^-^ do nothing, 'tis :3 a uWu venyiaw >_> swip. +But ^-^ if I ^w^ give my UwU wife :3 a handkewchief- +OTHEWWO. What ^.^ then? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, then, 'tis x3 hews, my lord, ÚwÚ and being x3 hews, +She >w< may, I xDD think, bestow't uWu on ^-^ any xDD man. +OTHEWWO. She :3 is x3 pwotectwess >_> of xDD hew honyow ^w^ too. +May ^.^ she ^w^ give ÚwÚ that? +^w^ IAGO. Her honyow :3 is OwO an essence that's ^.^ nyot :3 seen; +^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ it vewy ^w^ oft UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ it not. +But uWu fow OwO the handkewchief- +OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I would UwU most UwU gwadwy ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot it. +Thou said'st- :33 O, ^.^ it comes o'ew my memory, +UwU As doth OwO the raven o'ew OwO the ^.^ infected OwO house, +:33 Boding ^-^ to xDD aww- ^.^ he xDD had my handkewchief. +^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so good OwO nyow. +^w^ IAGO. >_> What, +>w< If I xDD had ^w^ said I xDD had uWu seen him ^-^ do you wrong? +Ow heard him :33 say- as knyaves >w< be such ÚwÚ abwoad, +OwO Who ^-^ having, uWu by theiw >_> own xDD impowtunyate ^.^ suit, +Ow ^.^ vowuntawy ;;w;; dotage >_> of >w< some mistress, +:3 Convinced ^w^ ow supplied ;;w;; them, cannyot OwO choose +But uWu they >w< must ^-^ bwab- +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^w^ said xDD anything? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but >w< be you ;;w;; weww assured, +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 he'ww ;;w;; unsweaw. +OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< said? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ^.^ he >w< did- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +OTHEWWO. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Wie- +OTHEWWO. x3 With uWu hew? +^w^ IAGO. x3 With UwU hew, uWu on UwU hew, what you uWu wiww. +OTHEWWO. Wie with her! lie uWu on her! We uWu say lie uWu on UwU hew, when uWu they +bewie :3 hew. Wie with her! ^-^ 'Zounds, that's fuwsome! >w< Handkewchief- +^-^ confessions- ^-^ handkewchief! ÚwÚ To x3 confess ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO hanged uWu fow his wabow- +:33 fiwst, ^-^ to >w< be hanged, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to uWu confess. I ^.^ twembwe at it. +:3 Nyatuwe would ^.^ nyot OwO invest x3 hewsewf in such xDD shadowing passion ^-^ without +>w< some instruction. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu wowds UwU that xDD shakes me OwO thus. ^.^ Pish! +^-^ Nyoses, eaws, ÚwÚ and lips. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ÚwÚ Confess? x3 Handkewchief? :3 O +deviw! +OwO Fawws in :3 a twance. +^w^ IAGO. OwO Wowk OwO on, +UwU My >_> medicinye, ;;w;; wowk! ÚwÚ Thus :33 cweduwous fools awe ÚwÚ caught, +And many >w< wowthy ÚwÚ and >_< chaste ;;w;; dames x3 even thus, +^-^ Aww >_> guiwtwess, ^.^ meet reproach. >_> What, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! +UwU My lord, I :33 say! x3 Othewwo! + +x3 Entew Cassio. + +OwO How nyow, :33 Cassio! +CASSIO. What's OwO the matter? +^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO an epiwepsy. +:3 This :3 is his uWu second uWu fit; ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ onye yestewday. +CASSIO. :3 Wub him about OwO the >_< tempwes. +^w^ IAGO. No, forbear; +The ÚwÚ wethawgy >w< must ^.^ have his >_> quiet >_> couwse. +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by +OwO Bweaks >_< out ^-^ to savage madnyess. Look, ^.^ he stirs. +Do you withdraw yourself :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ stwaight. When ^.^ he :3 is gone, +I would uWu on gweat >w< occasion speak with you. Exit Cassio. +OwO How :3 is it, ^-^ genyewaw? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw >_< head? +OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou xDD mock x3 me? +^w^ IAGO. I xDD mock you? No, uWu by >_< heaven. +Wouwd you would bear >_> youw >_> fowtunye >_< wike :3 a ^w^ man! +OTHEWWO. OwO A horned ÚwÚ man's :3 a monster ÚwÚ and :3 a beast. +^w^ IAGO. There's many :3 a beast then in :3 a >w< popuwous >_< city, +And many :3 a civil uWu monstew. +OTHEWWO. OwO Did ^.^ he x3 confess it? +^w^ IAGO. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 a >w< man; +:33 Think every beawded :3 fewwow that's uWu but :3 yoked +May dwaw with you. There's millions :3 nyow x3 awive +:33 That ^w^ nyightwy lie in x3 those unpwopew ÚwÚ beds +^w^ Which uWu they dare uWu sweaw ^-^ pecuwiaw. Your UwU case :3 is ^w^ bettew. +:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ fiend's >w< awch-mock, +ÚwÚ To x3 wip :3 a >_< wanton in :3 a secure couch, +And ^-^ to suppose xDD hew :3 chaste! No, let me >w< knyow, +And ÚwÚ knyowing what I OwO am, I xDD knyow what ^.^ she uWu shaww UwU be. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 thou art x3 wise; 'tis >w< cewtain. +^w^ IAGO. Stand you :3 awhiwe apawt, +Confine yourself uWu but in :3 a uWu patient wist. +>w< Whiwst you ;;w;; wewe here o'erwhelmed with >_> youw gwief- +OwO A passion UwU most unsuiting such :3 a :3 man- +;;w;; Cassio came hithew. I shifted him ^w^ away, +And >_> waid good uWu 'scuse x3 upon >_> youw ecstasy; +;;w;; Bade him anon xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and here speak with me +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he >w< pwomised. Do uWu but :33 encave yourself +And mark OwO the ^-^ fweews, OwO the gibes, ÚwÚ and >_> nyotabwe ^w^ scowns, +:33 That ÚwÚ dweww in every region >_> of his ^.^ face; +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^-^ make him tell OwO the xDD tawe anew, +Whewe, ;;w;; how, how oft, how wong uWu ago, ÚwÚ and when +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU again ^-^ to :33 cope >_> youw wife. +I ÚwÚ say, uWu but mark his gestuwe. x3 Mawwy, >_> patience, +Ow I uWu shaww uWu say you awe >w< aww in >w< aww in spleen, +And nyothing >_> of :3 a xDD man. +OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ^-^ Iago? +I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found UwU most ÚwÚ cunnying in my patience; +But uWu (dost :3 thou ^-^ heaw?) UwU most ^w^ bwoody. +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ^w^ amiss; +But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep UwU time in all. uWu Wiww you withdwaw? +^-^ Othewwo xDD wetiwes. +Nyow uWu wiww I xDD question ;;w;; Cassio >_> of Bianca, +OwO A housewife UwU that uWu by >w< sewwing xDD hew desires +^.^ Buys x3 hewsewf xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cwothes. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe +:33 That dotes uWu on OwO Cassio, as 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ stwumpet's pwague +ÚwÚ To beguiwe many ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 beguiwed uWu by ^w^ onye. +>_< He, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws >_> of UwU hew, cannyot wefwain +From OwO the ^-^ excess >_> of ^-^ waughtew. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. + +;;w;; We-entew Cassio. + +UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> smiwe, ^-^ Othewwo uWu shaww >w< go mad; +And his x3 unbookish jealousy >w< must UwU constwue +OwO Poow Cassio's smiles, ÚwÚ gestuwes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight behavior +OwO Quite in OwO the ^.^ wwong. OwO How ^-^ do you nyow, >_> wieutenyant? +CASSIO. The ^-^ wowsew UwU that you ^w^ give me OwO the >w< addition +uWu Whose UwU want x3 even kiwws >_> me. +^w^ IAGO. Pwy ;;w;; Desdemonya well, ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe on't. +Nyow, ^-^ if :3 this suit uWu way in :3 Bianco's :33 powew, +OwO How >_> quickwy shouwd you speed! +CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow caitiff! +OTHEWWO. Look, how ^.^ he laughs awweady! +^w^ IAGO. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman love man ÚwÚ so. +CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow wogue! I xDD think, UwU i'faith, ^.^ she loves >_> me. +OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ denyies ^.^ it ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and laughs ^.^ it >_< out. +^w^ IAGO. Do you OwO heaw, :33 Cassio? +OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he importunes him +ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ it o'er. uWu Go to; ;;w;; weww said, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. +^w^ IAGO. She gives ^.^ it >_< out UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +Do you intend it? +CASSIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +OTHEWWO. Do you :3 twiumph, >_< Woman? Do you twiumph? +CASSIO. I ÚwÚ mawwy her! ^-^ What? OwO A >w< customew! I ;;w;; pwithee, bear >w< some charity +^-^ to my >_> wit; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it OwO so ^w^ unwhowesome. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +OTHEWWO. UwU So, so, so, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ They waugh UwU that win. +^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, OwO the x3 cwy :33 goes UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +CASSIO. Prithee, uWu say true. +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am :3 a vewy villain >w< ewse. +OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_< scowed x3 me? >_< Weww. +CASSIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< monkey's >_> own giving >_< out. She :3 is pewsuaded I +uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own love ÚwÚ and fwattewy, ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of my +>w< pwomise. +OTHEWWO. >_< Iago ^.^ beckons me; :3 nyow ^.^ he begins OwO the >_< stowy. +CASSIO. She ÚwÚ was here x3 even UwU nyow; ^.^ she >w< haunts me in every :3 pwace. I ÚwÚ was +OwO the uWu othew :3 day >_> tawking uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea bank with ÚwÚ cewtain Venyetians, ÚwÚ and +thithew comes OwO the bauble, :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ she ^.^ fawws me ;;w;; thus +about my ^.^ nyeck- +OTHEWWO. ^w^ Cwying, uWu "O dear Cassio!" as ^.^ it >w< wewe; his xDD gestuwe impowts +it. +CASSIO. ^w^ So OwO hangs ÚwÚ and lolls ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weeps x3 upon me; OwO so hales ÚwÚ and xDD puwws +>_> me. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he uWu tewws how ^.^ she ÚwÚ pwucked him ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. :33 O, I UwU see +UwU that nyose >_> of xDD youws, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ dog I uWu shaww thwow ^.^ it x3 to. +CASSIO. Weww, I >w< must xDD weave xDD hew :33 company. +^w^ IAGO. Before UwU me! ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. +CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis such another fitchew! >w< mawwy, :3 a uWu pewfumed ^w^ onye. + +x3 Entew uWu Bianca. + +What ^-^ do you UwU mean uWu by :3 this haunting >_> of x3 me? +BIANCA. >_> Wet OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and his dam ^.^ haunt xDD you! What >_> did you UwU mean uWu by +UwU that >_> same handkerchief you >_> gave me x3 even ^w^ nyow? I ÚwÚ was :3 a fine OwO foow ^-^ to +UwU take it. I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? OwO A :33 wikewy piece >_> of wowk UwU that +you shouwd find ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ who weft ^.^ it +;;w;; thewe! :3 This :3 is >w< some ^.^ minx's token, ÚwÚ and I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? +Thewe, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> youw hobbyhowse. ÚwÚ Whewesoevew you xDD had it, I'll UwU take +>_< out nyo wowk on't. +CASSIO. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet x3 Bianca! how nyow! how nyow! +OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, UwU that shouwd >w< be my ^-^ handkewchief! +BIANCA. An ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to ^w^ suppew uWu tonyight, you :3 may; OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +come when you awe next prepared OwO fow. UwU Exit. +^w^ IAGO. :33 Aftew UwU hew, aftew :3 hew. +CASSIO. OwO Faith, I must; she'll ;;w;; waiw >w< i' OwO the uWu stweet >w< ewse. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you sup thewe? +CASSIO. OwO Faith, I intend ÚwÚ so. +^w^ IAGO. Weww, I ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu fow I would vewy fain speak +with you. +CASSIO. Prithee, x3 come; uWu wiww you? +^w^ IAGO. uWu Go to; uWu say nyo more. Exit Cassio. +OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] OwO How uWu shaww I >_> muwthew ^w^ him, ^-^ Iago? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Did you pewceive how ^.^ he :33 waughed at his >_< vice? +OTHEWWO. :3 O ;;w;; Iago! +^w^ IAGO. And >_> did you UwU see OwO the handkewchief? +OTHEWWO. >_> Was UwU that ÚwÚ minye? +^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Youws, uWu by :3 this hand. And ^-^ to UwU see how ^.^ he prizes OwO the foowish +^-^ woman >_> youw UwU wife! She >_> gave ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given ^.^ it his whowe. +OTHEWWO. I would ^.^ have him :33 nyinye years :3 akiwwing. OwO A fine woman! :3 a fair +woman! :3 a ^w^ sweet woman! +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ fowget ;;w;; that. +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, let xDD hew ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ and pewish, ÚwÚ and >w< be damned uWu tonyight, uWu fow +^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. No, my OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to stonye; I strike it, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ it hurts my hand. :33 O, OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ sweetew >_> cweatuwe. +She UwU might lie uWu by OwO an emperor's >w< side, ÚwÚ and xDD command him ÚwÚ tasks. +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot >_> youw way. +OTHEWWO. >w< Hang her! I ^-^ do uWu but uWu say what ^.^ she is. ^w^ So delicate with xDD hew +needle, OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe musician. :33 O, ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the x3 savagenyess +>_< out >_> of :3 a OwO beaw. x3 Of OwO so UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and uWu invention- +^w^ IAGO. x3 She's OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ this. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 a OwO thousand, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. And then, >_> of OwO so gentwe :3 a +^w^ condition! +^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, xDD too gentle. +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. But ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! +:3 O x3 Iago, OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! +^w^ IAGO. >w< If you awe OwO so OwO fond xDD uvw xDD hew iniquity, ^w^ give xDD hew >_< patent ^-^ to +offend, for, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ touch ^.^ nyot you, ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw nobody. +OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww ^-^ chop xDD hew OwO into ;;w;; messes. >_< Cuckowd UwU me! +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, 'tis ;;w;; fouw in :3 hew. +OTHEWWO. x3 With >_< minye officer! +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's fouwew. +OTHEWWO. UwU Get me >w< some poison, x3 Iago, :3 this ^-^ nyight. I'll ^.^ nyot expostuwate +with UwU hew, west xDD hew ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 beauty unpwovide my :33 mind again. :3 This +night, UwU Iago. +^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with poison, stwangwe xDD hew in xDD hew :33 bed, x3 even OwO the bed +^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU contaminyated. +OTHEWWO. OwO Good, uWu good, OwO the :33 justice >_> of ^.^ it >_< pweases, vewy :33 good. +^w^ IAGO. And uWu fow OwO Cassio, let me >w< be his UwU undewtakew. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe +uWu by midnyight. +OTHEWWO. Excellent :33 good. ;;w;; [A twumpet OwO within.] What twumpet :3 is UwU that +same? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom >_> Venyice, sure. ^.^ 'Tis Wodovico +Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. And, UwU see >_> youw UwU wife :3 is with >_> him. + +x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +x3 WODOVICO. :3 God :33 save OwO the >w< wowthy x3 genyewaw! +OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, sir. +x3 WODOVICO. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators >_> of Venyice gweet you. +Gives him :3 a letter. +OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^.^ instwument >_> of theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. +^.^ Opens OwO the letter, ÚwÚ and reads. +>w< DESDEMONyA. And ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews, good cousin >_< Wodovico? +^w^ IAGO. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, UwU signyiow; +>w< Wewcome ^-^ to Cypwus. +x3 WODOVICO. I :3 thank you. OwO How OwO does :3 Wieutenyant :33 Cassio? +^w^ IAGO. :3 Wives, sir. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Cousin, :33 thewe's OwO faww'n :3 between him ÚwÚ and my lord +An UwU unkind ÚwÚ bweech; uWu but you uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. +OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of ÚwÚ that? +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. [Reads.] UwU "This x3 faiw you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, as you wiww-" +x3 WODOVICO. ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ nyot caww; :33 he's busy in OwO the >w< papew. +^-^ Is there *looks away* division :33 'twixt my lord ÚwÚ and :33 Cassio? +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A UwU most OwO unhappy ^w^ onye. I would ^-^ do >w< much +ÚwÚ To >_> atonye ;;w;; them, uWu fow OwO the love I bear ^-^ to Cassio. +OTHEWWO. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you wise? +>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he angwy? +x3 WODOVICO. May >w< be OwO the letter ÚwÚ muvd him; +>_< Fow, as I xDD think, uWu they ^-^ do xDD command him home, +xDD Deputing ;;w;; Cassio in his guvwnment. +>w< DESDEMONyA. By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. +OTHEWWO. uWu Indeed! +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you ^w^ mad. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Othewwo? +OTHEWWO. Devil! Strikes :3 hew. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved ÚwÚ this. +x3 WODOVICO. UwU My lord, :3 this would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; bewieved in >_> Venyice, +^-^ Though I shouwd uWu sweaw I OwO saw't. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^w^ much. +UwU Make xDD hew amends; ^.^ she OwO weeps. +OTHEWWO. :3 O x3 deviw, deviw! +>w< If UwU that OwO the :3 eawth :33 couwd >w< teem with :3 woman's >_< teaws, +>_> Each >_> dwop ^.^ she ^.^ fawws would ^w^ pwuv :3 a cwocodiwe. +Out >_> of my uWu sight! +>w< DESDEMONyA. [Going.] I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to offend you. +x3 WODOVICO. Twuwy, OwO an uWu obedient >_< wady. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, caww xDD hew ^-^ back. +OTHEWWO. >_< Mistwess! +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. What would you with UwU hew, sir? +x3 WODOVICO. Who, OwO I, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, you >_> did ^w^ wish UwU that I would ^-^ make xDD hew OwO tuwn. +>_> Siw, ^.^ she can xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and turn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< go OwO on, +And xDD tuwn ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she can ;;w;; weep, ;;w;; siw, >w< weep; +And she's ^-^ obedient, as you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ obedient, +Very OwO obedient. x3 Pwoceed you in >_> youw uWu teaws. +;;w;; Concewnying this, sir- :3 O x3 weww-painted uWu passion!- +I x3 am ^w^ commanded UwU home. UwU Get you away; +I'll ^-^ send uWu fow you x3 anyon. >_> Siw, I ^-^ obey OwO the UwU mandate, +And uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Venyice. ÚwÚ Hence, xDD avaunt! +Exit Desdemona. +;;w;; Cassio uWu shaww ^.^ have my :3 pwace. And, ;;w;; siw, uWu tonyight, +I ^-^ do entweat UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may sup >w< togethew. +You awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to Cypwus. :33 Goats ÚwÚ and monkeys! +UwU Exit. +x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor xDD whom ^-^ ouw :33 fuww Senate +^-^ Caww >w< aww in >w< aww ^-^ sufficient? :3 This OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe +x3 Whom passion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< shake? uWu whose solid :3 viwtue +The shot >_> of accident :3 nyow ^w^ dawt >_> of uWu chance +Could neither graze :3 nyow xDD piewce? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< much changed. +x3 WODOVICO. uWu Awe his xDD wits xDD safe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight >_> of brain? +^w^ IAGO. >w< He's UwU that ^.^ he is. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot bweathe my ÚwÚ censuwe +What ^.^ he UwU might xDD be: ^-^ if what ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyot, +I would ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! +x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, strike his UwU wife! +^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet would I knew +:33 That OwO stwoke would ^w^ pwuv OwO the worst! +x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it his :3 use? +Ow >_> did OwO the letters wowk x3 upon his blood, +And OwO nyew UwU cweate :3 this ^.^ fauwt? +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Awas, awas! +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD honyesty in me ^-^ to speak +What I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. You uWu shaww observe ^w^ him, +And his >_> own courses uWu wiww xDD denyote him OwO so +:33 That I ^-^ may :33 save my xDD speech. Do uWu but >w< go aftew, +And mark how ^.^ he continues. +x3 WODOVICO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that I x3 am >w< deceived in >_> him. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. + +OTHEWWO. You ^.^ have uWu seen nothing, ^.^ then? +:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< evew heard, :3 nyow >w< evew >_> did uWu suspect. +OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, you ^.^ have uWu seen ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< togethew. +:3 EMIWIA. But then I ^-^ saw nyo :33 hawm, ÚwÚ and then I heard +>_> Each syllable UwU that >_> bweath :3 made OwO up :3 between ^.^ them. +OTHEWWO. >_> What, >_> did uWu they never OwO whispew? +:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. Nyow ^-^ send you >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? +:3 EMIWIA. >_< Nyevew. +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, xDD hew gwuvs, xDD hew mask, :3 nyow :3 nyothing? +:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :33 stwange. +:3 EMIWIA. I OwO duwst, my lord, ^-^ to uWu wagew ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ honyest, +>w< Way ;;w;; down my ^w^ souw at ^-^ stake. >w< If you ÚwÚ think xDD othew, +^.^ Wemuv >_> youw thought; ^.^ it doth ^w^ abuse >_> youw >_< bosom. +>w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ wwetch ^.^ have >w< put :3 this in >_> youw uWu head, +>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it with OwO the serpent's uWu cuwse! +>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, chaste, ÚwÚ and true, +There's nyo man x3 happy; OwO the puwest >_> of theiw ;;w;; wives +^-^ Is ;;w;; fouw as swandew. +OTHEWWO. UwU Bid xDD hew come uWu hithew; ^.^ go. Exit xDD Emiwia. +She :33 says enyough; ÚwÚ yet she's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu bawd +:33 That cannyot uWu say as ^w^ much. :3 This :3 is :3 a subtle whore, +OwO A closet ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ;;w;; key >_> of >_< viwwainyous secrets. +And ÚwÚ yet she'll knyeew ÚwÚ and xDD pway; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew :3 do't. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Desdemonya with xDD Emiwia. + +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My lord, what :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +OTHEWWO. >_> Pway, chuck, come hithew. +>w< DESDEMONyA. What :3 is >_> youw pleasure? +OTHEWWO. >_> Wet me UwU see >_> youw ^w^ eyes; +Wook in my face. +>w< DESDEMONyA. What horrible fancy's uWu this? +OTHEWWO. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] uWu Some >_> of >_> youw >_< function, mistress, +Weave ÚwÚ pwocweants :3 awonye ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the uWu doow; +^w^ Cough, ^w^ ow x3 cwy UwU "hem," ^-^ if anybody come. +Your mystery, >_> youw mystery; xDD nyay, UwU dispatch. Exit xDD Emiwia. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Upon my knees, what doth >_> youw OwO speech ^w^ impowt? +I undewstand :3 a :3 fuwy in >_> youw x3 wowds, +But ^.^ nyot OwO the wowds. +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, what art thou? +>w< DESDEMONyA. Your xDD wife, my lord, >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw wife. +OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw it, x3 damn thysewf; +OwO West, being >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of UwU heaven, OwO the devils themsewves +;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize thee. OwO Thewefowe >w< be double-damn'd; +OwO Sweaw :3 thou art :33 honyest. +>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven doth ^.^ twuwy xDD knyow it. +OTHEWWO. xDD Heaven ^.^ twuwy knows UwU that :3 thou art false as ÚwÚ heww. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To whom, my UwU wowd? with >_< whom? how x3 am I x3 fawse? +OTHEWWO. :3 O Desdemona! xDD Away! >w< away! >w< away! +>w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the :33 heavy xDD day! UwU Why ^-^ do you xDD weep? +OwO Am I OwO the uWu motive >_> of ^.^ these >_< teaws, my UwU wowd? +>w< If uWu hapwy you my fathew ^-^ do :3 suspect +An ^.^ instwument >_> of :3 this >_> youw calling ^w^ back, +>w< Way ^.^ nyot >_> youw blame uWu on >_> me. >w< If you ^.^ have lost ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have lost him ^w^ too. +OTHEWWO. Had ^.^ it ÚwÚ pweased >w< heaven +ÚwÚ To twy me with ^-^ affwiction, xDD had uWu they ^.^ wain'd +^-^ Aww kinds >_> of >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu shames uWu on my x3 bawe uWu head, +uWu Steep'd me in poverty ^-^ to OwO the vewy wips, +x3 Given ^-^ to x3 captivity me ÚwÚ and my xDD utmost hopes, +I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found in >w< some place >_> of my ^w^ souw +OwO A >_> dwop >_> of patience; ;;w;; but, alas, ^-^ to ^-^ make me +OwO A uWu fixed figuwe uWu fow OwO the UwU time >_> of :33 scown +ÚwÚ To point his uWu swow unmoving fingew at! +>_> Yet :33 couwd I bear UwU that UwU too, well, vewy ;;w;; weww; +But there, xDD whewe I ^.^ have ^.^ gawnyew'd OwO up my xDD heawt, +:3 Whewe ;;w;; eithew I >w< must live ^w^ ow bear nyo life; +The >_< fountain ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which my cuwwent wuns, +Ow ewse >w< dwies up; ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ discawded thence! +Ow ^-^ keep ^.^ it as :3 a cistewn uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD toads +ÚwÚ To knot ÚwÚ and xDD gendew in! OwO Tuwn >w< thy complexion there, +UwU Patience, :3 thou x3 young ÚwÚ and ^-^ wose-wipp'd cherubin, +>w< Ay, there, ÚwÚ wook >w< gwim as heww! +>w< DESDEMONyA. I >w< hope my x3 nyobwe lord esteems me :33 honyest. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, as uWu summew flies awe in OwO the xDD shambwes, +:33 That quicken x3 even with uWu bwowing. :3 O :3 thou weed, +OwO Who art OwO so UwU wuvwy fair ÚwÚ and :33 smeww'st OwO so ^w^ sweet +:33 That OwO the :33 sense ;;w;; aches at ^.^ thee, would :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, what ^w^ ignyowant xDD sin ^.^ have I uWu committed? +OTHEWWO. >_> Was :3 this fair paper, :3 this UwU most ÚwÚ goodwy book, +^w^ Made ^-^ to wwite "whore" xDD upon? What uWu committed? +Committed? :3 O :3 thou uWu pubwic OwO commonyew! +I shouwd ^-^ make vewy uWu fowges >_> of my :33 cheeks, +:33 That would ^-^ to cindews >_< buwn OwO up modesty, +OwO Did I uWu but speak >w< thy >_< deeds. What uWu committed! +xDD Heaven stops OwO the nyose at it, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon OwO winks; +The ^-^ bawdy wind, UwU that OwO kisses >w< aww ^.^ it xDD meets, +^-^ Is hush'd within OwO the >w< howwow >_< minye >_> of :3 eawth, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear it. What uWu committed? +^-^ Impudent strumpet! +>w< DESDEMONyA. By UwU heaven, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. +OTHEWWO. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a >_> stwumpet? +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I x3 am :3 a Chwistian. +>w< If ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 this vessel uWu fow my lord +From ^-^ any uWu othew ;;w;; fouw uWu unwawfuw ^.^ touch +Be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, I x3 am none. +OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 whowe? +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I uWu shaww >w< be >_> saved. +OTHEWWO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, >w< heaven forgive >_< us! +OTHEWWO. I x3 cwy you UwU mewcy then; +I took you uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ cunnying xDD whowe >_> of Venyice +:33 That married with ÚwÚ Othewwo. [Waises his :3 voice.] :3 You, mistress, +:33 That ^.^ have OwO the >w< office >w< opposite ^-^ to x3 Saint ;;w;; Petew, +And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD gate >_> of heww! + +;;w;; We-entew xDD Emiwia. + +:3 You, you, ^-^ ay, xDD you! +We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw couwse; :33 thewe's money uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. +I pray you, xDD tuwn OwO the key, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. UwU Exit. +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what OwO does :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ conceive? +OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO madam? OwO How ^-^ do you, my good >w< wady? +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, half asleep. +:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, ^w^ what's OwO the matter with my UwU wowd? +>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 With UwU who? +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, with my lord, ÚwÚ madam. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Who :3 is >w< thy UwU wowd? +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is xDD youws, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have none. Do ^.^ nyot talk ^-^ to uWu me, Emilia; +I cannyot ;;w;; weep, :3 nyow ÚwÚ answew ^.^ have I UwU nyonye +But what shouwd >w< go uWu by watew. Prithee, tonight +>w< Way uWu on my bed my >w< wedding UwU sheets. :3 Wemembew, +And caww >w< thy xDD husband hithew. +:3 EMIWIA. Here's :3 a >_> change uWu indeed! +UwU Exit. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet I shouwd >w< be used so, vewy ÚwÚ meet. +OwO How ^.^ have I >_< been :3 behaved, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ stick +The smaww'st >_< opinyion uWu on my :33 weast OwO misuse? + +;;w;; We-entew Emiwia with UwU Iago. + +^w^ IAGO. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? OwO How :3 is't with you? +>w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot tell. Those UwU that ^-^ do teach x3 young >w< babes +Do ^.^ it with gentwe :3 means ÚwÚ and :33 easy ÚwÚ tasks. +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have xDD chid me so, uWu fow in good :33 faith, +I x3 am :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to UwU chiding. +^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter, >w< wady? +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, x3 Iago, my lord ;;w;; hath OwO so uWu bewhowed UwU hew, +;;w;; Thwown such UwU despite ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_> tewms x3 upon UwU hew, +UwU As OwO twue hearts cannyot OwO beaw. +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Am I UwU that uWu nyame, ^-^ Iago? +^w^ IAGO. What uWu nyame, fair >w< wady? +>w< DESDEMONyA. Such as ^.^ she :33 says my lord >_> did uWu say I ÚwÚ was. +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd xDD hew whore; :3 a >_< beggaw in his dwink +Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> waid such >_> tewms x3 upon his :33 cawwet. +^w^ IAGO. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he so? +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; I x3 am ^w^ suwe I x3 am UwU nyonye xDD such. +^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot weep. Awas OwO the xDD day! +:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_< fowsook OwO so many x3 nyobwe matches, +Her fathew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwiends, +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd x3 whowe? Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ onye xDD weep? +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is my wwetched xDD fowtunye. +^w^ IAGO. UwU Beshwew him :33 fow't! +OwO How comes :3 this xDD twick x3 upon OwO him? +>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< heaven doth know. +:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww >w< be hang'd, ^-^ if >w< some eternal viwwain, +uWu Some busy ÚwÚ and insinuating wogue, +uWu Some :33 cogging, cozenying slave, ^-^ to >_< get >w< some >_> office, +>_< Have ^.^ nyot devised :3 this slander; I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >w< ewse. +^w^ IAGO. :33 Fie, there :3 is nyo such >w< man; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If ^-^ any such there ^.^ be, >w< heaven pawdon :3 him! +:3 EMIWIA. OwO A ^-^ hawtew pawdon :3 him! And heww OwO gnyaw his ^.^ bonyes! +UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he caww xDD hew x3 whowe? OwO Who >_< keeps xDD hew xDD company? +What :3 pwace? What >_> time? What form? What wikewihood? +The ^w^ Moow's UwU abused uWu by >w< some UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< knyave, +uWu Some base notorious >_< knyave, >w< some scurvy fewwow. +:3 O UwU heaven, UwU that such companyions ^-^ thou'wdst ^w^ unfowd, +And >w< put in every >w< honyest hand :3 a x3 whip +ÚwÚ To wash OwO the >_> wascaws ^.^ nyaked OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd +>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ west! +^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Speak within ^w^ doow. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon them! uWu Some such squire ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +:33 That tuwn'd >_> youw ÚwÚ wit OwO the OwO seamy >_> side ^-^ without, +And :3 made you ^-^ to :3 suspect me with OwO the Moor. +^w^ IAGO. You awe :3 a OwO foow; >w< go x3 to. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O good x3 Iago, +What uWu shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ win my lord OwO again? +Good OwO fwiend, >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight >_> of UwU heaven, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I lost >_> him. ;;w;; Hewe I knyeew: +>w< If e'ew my uWu wiww >_> did ÚwÚ twespass >w< 'gainst his love +x3 Eithew in :3 discouwse >_> of ^w^ thought ^w^ ow actuaw deed, +Ow UwU that >_< minye >_> eyes, >_< minye eaws, ^w^ ow ^-^ any :33 sense, +^.^ Dewighted them in ^-^ any uWu othew >_> fowm, +Ow UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> yet, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :33 did, +And >w< evew wiww, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< shake me x3 off +ÚwÚ To uWu beggawwy divorcement, love him dearly, +Comfowt forswear UwU me! Unkindnyess ^-^ may ^-^ do xDD much, +And his unkindness ^-^ may x3 defeat my xDD wife, +But never ^-^ taint my wuv. I cannyot uWu say "whowe." +^w^ It doth ^w^ abhow me :3 nyow I speak OwO the ^w^ wowd; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ act UwU that UwU might OwO the >w< addition x3 eawn +:3 Nyot OwO the world's mass >_> of vanyity :33 couwd ^-^ make >_> me. +^w^ IAGO. I pray you, >w< be >w< content; 'tis uWu but his ÚwÚ humow: +The ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state OwO does him ^w^ offense, +And ^.^ he OwO does ^w^ chide with you. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If 'twere nyo ÚwÚ othew- +^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but so, I wawwant. ^-^ Twumpets within. +Hawk, how ^.^ these xDD instwuments summon ^-^ to uWu suppew! +The messengews >_> of Venyice stay OwO the meat. +uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and weep not; >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. + +x3 Entew Roderigo. + +OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! +WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot find UwU that :3 thou dealest justly with >_> me. +^w^ IAGO. What in OwO the >w< contwawy? +WODEWIGO. uWu Evewy :3 day :3 thou UwU daffest me with >w< some OwO device, >w< Iago; ÚwÚ and +^.^ wathew, as ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to me nyow, >_> keepest ^-^ fwom me >w< aww :3 convenyiency +than suppliest me with OwO the :33 weast ^w^ advantage >_> of :33 hope. I uWu wiww >_< indeed +nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; :3 nyow x3 am I ÚwÚ yet pewsuaded ^-^ to >w< put OwO up in xDD peace +what already I ^.^ have >_< foowishwy suffewed. +^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you hear uWu me, Roderigo? +WODEWIGO. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have heard xDD too xDD much, uWu fow >_> youw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and +performances awe nyo uWu kin >w< togethew. +^w^ IAGO. You chawge me UwU most unjustly. +WODEWIGO. x3 With UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. I ^.^ have ^.^ wasted ^-^ mysewf >_< out >_> of my +^w^ means. The jewews you ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya +would half ^.^ have >_< cowwupted :3 a >_< votawist. You ^.^ have told me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath +>_< weceived them ÚwÚ and wetuwnyed me ^.^ expectations ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts >_> of ^w^ sudden +>_< wespect ÚwÚ and >w< acquaintance; uWu but I find none. +^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, vewy :33 weww. +WODEWIGO. Very well! >w< go to! I cannyot >w< go ^.^ to, >w< man; :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy +:33 weww. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu say 'tis vewy OwO scuwvy, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to find +^-^ mysewf uWu fopped in it. +^w^ IAGO. Very :33 weww. +WODEWIGO. I tell you 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy :33 weww. I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO knyown +^-^ to Desdemona. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD wetuwn me my jewews, I uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw +my suit ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent my uWu unwawfuw sowicitation; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, assuwe +yourself I uWu wiww >w< seek satisfaction >_> of you. +^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO nyow. +WODEWIGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said nyothing uWu but what I uWu pwotest intendment >_> of +doing. +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow I UwU see :33 thewe's mettle in thee; ÚwÚ and x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this +x3 instant ^-^ do build uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 a better >_< opinyion than >w< evew >_> befowe. >w< Give +me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Roderigo. Thou x3 hast :3 taken x3 against me :3 a UwU most ^.^ just +^.^ exception; uWu but >_> yet, I protest, ^.^ have dealt UwU most :33 diwectwy in >w< thy +affair. +WODEWIGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed. +^w^ IAGO. I gwant >_< indeed ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed, ÚwÚ and >_> youw suspicion :3 is +^.^ nyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and :3 judgement. But, Roderigo, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast UwU that +in ÚwÚ thee :3 indeed, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have gweatew reason ^-^ to believe :3 nyow than +x3 evew, I UwU mean >_< puwpose, :3 couwage, ÚwÚ and vawow, :3 this night show xDD it; ^-^ if +:3 thou OwO the next night following enjoy ^.^ nyot uWu Desdemonya, UwU take me ^-^ fwom +:3 this x3 wowwd with ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ and devise xDD enginyes uWu fow my wife. +WODEWIGO. Weww, what :3 is it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it within reason ÚwÚ and compass? +^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, there :3 is x3 especiaw :33 commission come ^-^ fwom Venyice ^-^ to ^.^ depute +;;w;; Cassio in Othello's :3 pwace. +WODEWIGO. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 twue? UwU Why then ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Desdemonya xDD wetuwn UwU again +^-^ to Venyice. +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, no; ^.^ he :33 goes OwO into Mauritania, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes away with him OwO the +fair uWu Desdemonya, unwess his abode >w< be >_> wingewed here uWu by >w< some +>w< accident; wherein UwU nyonye can >w< be OwO so :3 detewminyate as OwO the removing >_> of +Cassio. +WODEWIGO. OwO How ^-^ do you >_> mean, removing >_> of OwO him? +^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu by :33 making him x3 uncapabwe >_> of Othello's >w< pwace; OwO knyocking >_< out +his uWu bwains. +WODEWIGO. And UwU that you would ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? +^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you dare ^-^ do yourself :3 a >w< pwofit ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wight. ÚwÚ He uWu sups +tonight with :3 a x3 hawwotwy, ÚwÚ and thithew uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He knows +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of his >w< honyowabwe xDD fowtunye. >w< If you uWu wiww watch his ^-^ going +>_< thence, ;;w;; which his uWu wiww ^.^ fashion ^-^ to ^-^ faww >_< out :3 between twewve ÚwÚ and +one, you ^-^ may UwU take him at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu second +>_> youw attempt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww :3 between ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot +amazed at it, uWu but >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; I uWu wiww show you such :3 a +necessity in his death UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think yourself bound ^-^ to >w< put +^.^ it uWu on >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU high UwU suppew-time, ÚwÚ and OwO the night grows ^-^ to +ÚwÚ waste. About it. +WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww hear further reason uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +^w^ IAGO. And you uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. + +x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Attendants. + +x3 WODOVICO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, twoubwe yourself nyo >_< fuwthew. +OTHEWWO. :33 O, pawdon me; 'twill ^-^ do me good ^-^ to walk. +x3 WODOVICO. ^w^ Madam, good >_< nyight; I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Your honyow :3 is UwU most welcome. +OTHEWWO. uWu Wiww you ^-^ wawk, sir? +O- Desdemonya- +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu on OwO the xDD instant; I uWu wiww >w< be wetuwnyed +x3 fowthwith. :33 Dismiss >_> youw :33 attendant :3 thewe; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +>_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, ÚwÚ and Attendants. +:3 EMIWIA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He looks >_< gentwew than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn >_> incontinyent. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded me ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, +And bade me ^-^ to UwU dismiss you. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dismiss x3 me? +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his uWu bidding; ^.^ thewefowe, good >_> Emiwia, +>w< Give me my ^w^ nyightwy wearing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ adieu. +We >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow dispwease >_> him. +:3 EMIWIA. I would you xDD had never uWu seen :3 him! +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot :3 I. UwU My love doth OwO so appwuv ^w^ him, +:33 That x3 even his stubbornness, his uWu checks, his uWu fwowns- +Prithee, unpin :3 me- ^.^ have OwO gwace ÚwÚ and favor in ^.^ them. +:3 EMIWIA. I ^.^ have >_> waid x3 those sheets you bade me uWu on OwO the bed. +>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Aww's ^w^ onye. Good :33 faith, how foowish awe ^-^ ouw OwO minds! +>w< If I ^-^ do die before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ pwithee x3 shwoud me +UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those >_> same UwU sheets. +:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ tawk. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My mothew xDD had :3 a maid xDD caww'd Bawbawy; +She ÚwÚ was in love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ she loved ÚwÚ pwuvd mad +And >_> did >_> fowsake :3 hew. She xDD had :3 a ^.^ song >_> of >_> "wiwwow"; +An ^.^ owd xDD thing ÚwÚ 'twas, uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; expwess'd xDD hew OwO fowtunye, +And ^.^ she ;;w;; died ;;w;; singing it. :33 That ^.^ song tonight +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom my mind; I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do +But ^-^ to >w< go >_> hang my head >w< aww at ^-^ onye >_> side +And sing ^.^ it >_< wike UwU poow >w< Bawbawy. Prithee, UwU dispatch. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 Shaww I >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw uWu nyightgown? +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, unpin me here. +:3 This Wodovico :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. +:3 EMIWIA. OwO A vewy xDD handsome xDD man. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks :33 weww. +:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow :3 a wady in Venyice would ^.^ have xDD wawked bawefoot ^-^ to +Palestine uWu fow :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of his nether lip. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] + +:3 "The UwU poow ^w^ souw xDD sat UwU sighing uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe xDD twee, +:3 Sing >w< aww :3 a green ^.^ wiwwow; +Her hand uWu on xDD hew ^.^ bosom, xDD hew head uWu on xDD hew xDD knyee, +:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. +The ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ÚwÚ wan uWu by UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU muwmuw'd xDD hew xDD moans, +:3 Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow; +Her salt ;;w;; teaws feww ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU soften'd OwO the :3 stonyes-" + +>w< Way >w< be ^w^ these- + +uWu [Sings.] "Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow-" + +Prithee, UwU hie thee; :3 he'ww come anon- +uWu [Sings.] "Sing >w< aww :3 a green wiwwow >w< must >w< be my UwU gawwand. +>_> Wet nyobody blame him; his :33 scown I approve-" + +;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot next. Hawk, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that knocks? +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ It's OwO the wind. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] + +"I xDD caww'd my love false :33 wuv; uWu but what ^w^ said ^.^ he ^.^ then? +:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. +>w< If I couwt uWu moe :3 women, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ couch with uWu moe x3 men-" + +^w^ So >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; good ^-^ nyight. Minye eyes ^-^ do >_< itch; +^-^ Doth UwU that uWu bode :33 weeping? +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. :33 O, ^.^ these ^-^ men, ^.^ these >_< men! +Dost :3 thou in ;;w;; conscience ^w^ think- tell uWu me, ÚwÚ Emiwia- +:33 That there >w< be >w< women ^-^ do ^w^ abuse theiw >_> husbands +UwU In such :3 gwoss ^-^ kind? +:3 EMIWIA. Thewe >w< be >w< some :33 such, nyo :33 question. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, would ^.^ nyot you? +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy light! +:3 EMIWIA. Nyow I neither uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ wight; I UwU might do't as ;;w;; weww +>w< i' OwO the :3 dawk. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? +:3 EMIWIA. The world's :3 a huge uWu thing; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweat x3 pwice +>_< Fow :3 a small UwU vice. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst not. +:3 EMIWIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and undo't when I xDD had >w< donye. +x3 Mawwy, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do such :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :3 a xDD joint-wing, :3 nyow uWu fow +measuwes >_> of ^-^ wawn, :3 nyow uWu fow UwU gowns, xDD petticoats, :3 nyow :33 caps, :3 nyow ^-^ any +:33 petty exhibition; ;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the xDD whowe xDD wowwd- >_> why, ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot +^-^ make xDD hew xDD husband :3 a uWu cuckowd ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a monyawch? I shouwd +venture x3 puwgatowy for't. +>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ^-^ if I would ^-^ do such :3 a :33 wwong +>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe world. +:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the :33 wwong :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 wwong >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and having OwO the +x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ wabow, 'tis :3 a :33 wwong in >_> youw >_> own UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and you +UwU might >_> quickwy ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> wight. +>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^-^ any such OwO woman. +:3 EMIWIA. x3 Yes, :3 a x3 dozen, ÚwÚ and as many ^-^ to OwO the :3 vantage as would ^.^ stowe OwO the +x3 wowwd uWu they pwayed OwO fow. +But I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is theiw husbands' faults +>w< If ;;w;; wives ^-^ do fall; uWu say UwU that uWu they swack theiw ;;w;; duties +And pouw ^-^ ouw tweasuwes OwO into foweign ;;w;; waps, +Ow ewse >_< bweak >_< out in peevish :33 jeawousies, +xDD Thwowing restraint x3 upon >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu say uWu they strike >w< us, +Ow xDD scant ^-^ ouw fowmew having in >_> despite, +ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 gawws, ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some >w< gwace, +>_> Yet ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some wevenge. >_> Wet >_> husbands xDD knyow +Their ;;w;; wives ^.^ have :33 sense >_< wike them; uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ and smell +And ^.^ have theiw UwU pawates uWu both uWu fow ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> souw, +UwU As >_> husbands have. What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that uWu they ^-^ do +When uWu they >_> change OwO us uWu fow others? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sport? +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it is. And doth xDD affection breed it? +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu doth. :3 Is't >_< fwaiwty UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 ewws? +^w^ It :3 is OwO so ^w^ too. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ affections, +;;w;; Desiwes uWu fow sport, ÚwÚ and OwO fwaiwty, as x3 men have? +;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; use OwO us ;;w;; weww; ewse let them >w< knyow, +The >w< iwws ^-^ we uWu do, theiw >w< iwws uWu instwuct OwO us ÚwÚ so. +>w< DESDEMONyA. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. xDD Heaven me such :3 uses ^w^ send, +:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO pick OwO bad ^-^ fwom :33 bad, uWu but uWu by OwO bad ÚwÚ mend! OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Cypwus. OwO A street. + +x3 Entew >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Roderigo: + +^w^ IAGO. Here, ^.^ stand >_> behind :3 this bulk; straight uWu wiww ^.^ he come. +OwO Weaw >w< thy good ;;w;; wapiew OwO bawe, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it UwU home. +>_> Quick, ;;w;; quick; ;;w;; feaw OwO nyothing; I'll >w< be at >w< thy ;;w;; ewbow. +^w^ It makes >w< us, ^w^ ow ^.^ it x3 maws >_< us; ÚwÚ think uWu on UwU that, +And x3 fix UwU most ^w^ fiwm >w< thy resolution. +WODEWIGO. Be ;;w;; nyeaw at >w< hand; I ^-^ may miscawwy >w< in't. +^w^ IAGO. Here, at >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >w< be bold, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy :3 stand. +OwO Wetiwes. +WODEWIGO. I ^.^ have nyo gweat ;;w;; devotion ^-^ to OwO the uWu deed; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given me >_> satisfying weasons. +^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a man gone. :3 Fowth, my swowd; ^.^ he :3 dies. +^w^ IAGO. I ^.^ have x3 wubb'd :3 this x3 young ÚwÚ quat ^w^ awmost ^-^ to OwO the :33 sense, +And ^.^ he grows xDD angwy. Nyow, whethew ^.^ he :33 kiww OwO Cassio, +Ow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ him, ^w^ ow OwO each ^-^ do :33 kiww OwO the xDD othew, +uWu Evewy uWu way makes my ÚwÚ gain. Live Roderigo, +ÚwÚ He calls me ^-^ to :3 a >w< westitution uWu wawge +x3 Of gold ÚwÚ and jewews UwU that I ^.^ bobb'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, +UwU As x3 gifts ^-^ to UwU Desdemonya; +^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. >w< If ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ do ÚwÚ wemain, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; daiwy x3 beauty in his life +:33 That makes me :33 ugwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ besides, OwO the Moor +May ^-^ unfowd me ^-^ to him; there ^.^ stand I in >w< much ^-^ pewiw. +No, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. Be't ÚwÚ so. I hear him >w< coming. + +x3 Entew Cassio. + +WODEWIGO. I xDD knyow his >_> gait; 'tis ^w^ he. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^w^ diest! +:3 Makes :3 a xDD pass at Cassio. +CASSIO. :33 That OwO thwust xDD had >_< been >_< minye enemy :3 indeed, +But UwU that my :3 coat :3 is better than :3 thou uWu knyow'st; +I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> pwoof >_> of >w< thinye. Dwaws, ÚwÚ and wounds Roderigo. +WODEWIGO. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! +>_< Iago ^-^ fwom >_> behind wounds ;;w;; Cassio in OwO the :33 weg, ÚwÚ and >_> exit. +CASSIO. I x3 am ^.^ maim'd forever. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! Murther! Murther! +ÚwÚ Fawws. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. + +OTHEWWO. The >w< voice >_> of :33 Cassio; >_< Iago >_< keeps his :33 wowd. +WODEWIGO. :33 O, villain UwU that I am! +OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. +CASSIO. :33 O, help, UwU ho! Light! OwO A suwgeon! +OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. :3 O bwave x3 Iago, >w< honyest ÚwÚ and UwU just, +:33 That x3 hast such x3 nyobwe :33 sense >_> of >w< thy UwU fwiend's ÚwÚ wwong! +Thou teachest >_> me. Minion, >_> youw dear :3 wies OwO dead, +And >_> youw unbwest >w< fate >_> hies. ^w^ Stwumpet, I x3 come! +:3 Fowth >_> of my OwO heawt x3 those xDD chawms, UwU thinye >_> eyes, awe blotted; +x3 Thy bed lust-stain'd uWu shaww with :33 wust's UwU bwood >w< be >w< spotted. +UwU Exit. + +x3 Entew Wodovico ÚwÚ and Gwatianyo. + +CASSIO. >_> What, UwU ho! :3 Nyo watch? :3 Nyo >_> passage? Murther! Murther! +:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some :33 mischance; OwO the x3 cwy :3 is vewy direful. +CASSIO. :33 O, :33 hewp! +x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! +WODEWIGO. :3 O wwetched viwwain! +x3 WODOVICO. >w< Two ^w^ ow three OwO gwoan; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ nyight. +^.^ These ^-^ may >w< be countewfeits; wet's ^w^ think't OwO unsafe +ÚwÚ To come in ^-^ to OwO the x3 cwy ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu hewp. +WODEWIGO. uWu Nyobody ^.^ come? ;;w;; Then uWu shaww I bleed ^-^ to :33 death. +x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! + +;;w;; We-entew x3 Iago, with :3 a >_> wight. + +:3 GWATIANyO. Here's ^-^ onye comes in his ÚwÚ shiwt, with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weapons. +^w^ IAGO. >w< Who's thewe? uWu Whose ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this UwU that x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; muwthew? +x3 WODOVICO. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. +^w^ IAGO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot you hear :3 a ^w^ cwy? +CASSIO. Here, :3 hewe! uWu fow >_< heaven's UwU sake, ^w^ hewp UwU me! +^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter? +:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is Othello's ^w^ ancient, as I UwU take it. +x3 WODOVICO. The >_> same UwU indeed; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ vawiant fewwow. +^w^ IAGO. What awe you here UwU that x3 cwy OwO so grievously? +CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? :33 O, I x3 am spoil'd, undonye uWu by ^-^ viwwains! +>w< Give me >w< some uWu hewp. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O uWu me, ÚwÚ wieutenyant! What >_< viwwains ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? +CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is OwO heweabout, +And cannyot ^-^ make >_> away. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O treacherous ^-^ viwwains! +uWu [To Wodovico ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwatianyo.] What awe you thewe? +Come in ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< some uWu hewp. +WODEWIGO. :33 O, ^w^ hewp me :3 hewe! +CASSIO. ^.^ That's ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. +^w^ IAGO. :3 O murtherous slave! :3 O viwwain! +UwU Stabs Roderigo. +WODEWIGO. :3 O :33 damn'd ;;w;; Iago! :3 O >_< inhuman xDD dog! +^w^ IAGO. Kiww x3 men >w< i' OwO the OwO dawk! :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these bwoody ^.^ thieves? +OwO How ;;w;; siwent :3 is :3 this town! ^.^ Ho! Murther! Murther! +What ^-^ may you x3 be? uWu Awe you >_> of good ^w^ ow evil? +x3 WODOVICO. UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv >w< us, UwU pwaise ÚwÚ us. +^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow >_< Wodovico? +x3 WODOVICO. >_< He, sir. +^w^ IAGO. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. Here's ;;w;; Cassio hurt uWu by ^.^ viwwains. +:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Cassio? +^w^ IAGO. OwO How :33 is't, xDD bwothew? +CASSIO. UwU My ^w^ weg :3 is ÚwÚ cut in ^-^ two. +^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! +Light, gentlemen; I'll uWu bind ^.^ it with my shirt. + +x3 Entew uWu Bianca. + +BIANCA. What :3 is OwO the matter, ho? OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? +^w^ IAGO. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? +BIANCA. :3 O my dear OwO Cassio, my ^w^ sweet :33 Cassio! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, +:33 Cassio! +^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> nyotabwe strumpet! OwO Cassio, ^-^ may you :3 suspect +OwO Who uWu they shouwd >w< be UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; thus OwO mangwed you? +CASSIO. >_< Nyo. +:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to find you ;;w;; thus; I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to >w< seek you. +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a ÚwÚ gawtew. >_> So. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ chaiw, +ÚwÚ To bear him easiwy OwO hence! +BIANCA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he >_> faints! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, :33 Cassio! +^w^ IAGO. :3 Gentwemen aww, I ^-^ do :3 suspect :3 this trash +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a party in :3 this OwO injuwy. +uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, good Cassio. ^w^ Come, x3 come; +;;w;; Wend me :3 a >_> wight. xDD Knyow ^-^ we :3 this ;;w;; face ^w^ ow nyo? +^.^ Awas, my fwiend ÚwÚ and my dear :33 countwyman +Roderigo? No- yes, sure. :3 O uWu heaven! Roderigo. +:3 GWATIANyO. >_> What, >_> of Venice? +^w^ IAGO. >_< Even >_< he, sir. OwO Did you xDD knyow OwO him? +:3 GWATIANyO. xDD Knyow :3 him! >_> ay. +^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow Gwatianyo? I x3 cwy you gentwe pawdon; +^.^ These bwoody x3 accidents >w< must ;;w;; excuse my xDD mannyews, +:33 That OwO so uWu nyegwected you. +:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. +^w^ IAGO. OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 Cassio? :33 O, :3 a ^w^ chaiw, :3 a chair! +:3 GWATIANyO. Wodewigo! +^w^ IAGO. >_< He, >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. ;;w;; [A chair ^w^ bwought OwO in.] :33 O, that's ;;w;; weww x3 said: +OwO the uWu chaiw. +uWu Some good man bear him cawefuwwy ^-^ fwom >_> hence; +I'll ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's suwgeon. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_< Fow you, mistress, +ÚwÚ Save you >_> youw labor. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 wies OwO swain ;;w;; hewe, OwO Cassio, +>_> Was my dear :3 fwiend; what ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 between you? +CASSIO. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. +^w^ IAGO. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_> What, ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? :33 O, bear him >_< out o' OwO the air. +;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo awe ÚwÚ bownye UwU off. +uWu Stay you, good >_< gentwemen. Wook you pawe, mistwess? +Do you pewceive OwO the >w< gastnyess >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you stare, ^-^ we uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. +ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew ;;w;; weww; I pray you, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. +Do you >_> see, ;;w;; gentwemen? ;;w;; Nyay, guiltiness uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, +^-^ Though ^.^ tongues ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of use. + +x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. + +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Was, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? What's OwO the matter, ^.^ husband? +^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath here >_< been xDD set uWu on in OwO the dark +By Roderigo, ÚwÚ and xDD fewwows UwU that awe uWu 'scaped; +>w< He's ^w^ awmost slain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo UwU dead. +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, good gentweman! alas, good :33 Cassio! +^w^ IAGO. :3 This :3 is OwO the fwuit >_> of whowing. Prithee, >_> Emiwia, +uWu Go xDD knyow >_> of ;;w;; Cassio xDD whewe ^.^ he >_< supp'd >_< tonyight. +>_> What, ^-^ do you >_< shake at ÚwÚ that? +BIANCA. ÚwÚ He >_< supp'd at my >_< house; uWu but I OwO thewefowe >_< shake not. +^w^ IAGO. :33 O, >_> did ^.^ he so? I chawge you, >w< go with >_> me. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, strumpet! +BIANCA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu but >_> of life as >w< honyest +UwU As you UwU that ;;w;; thus ^w^ abuse >_> me. +:3 EMIWIA. UwU As >_> I! foh! ^-^ fie x3 upon thee! +^w^ IAGO. UwU Kind gentlemen, wet's >w< go UwU see UwU poow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ dwess'd. +^w^ Come, mistress, you >w< must OwO teww's another >_> tawe. +>_> Emiwia, run you ^-^ to OwO the OwO citadew, +And tell my lord ÚwÚ and wady what ;;w;; hath :3 happ'd! +uWu Wiww you >w< go :3 on? uWu [Aside.] :3 This :3 is OwO the night +:33 That ;;w;; eithew makes me ^w^ ow fordoes me x3 quite. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the OwO castwe. ;;w;; Desdemonya in bed asleep; :3 a ^.^ wight >w< buwnying. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. + +OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, my ÚwÚ souw. +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot name ^.^ it ^-^ to you, you >_< chaste stars! +^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ cause. >_> Yet I'll ^.^ nyot shed xDD hew blood, +Nyow >_> scaw UwU that whiter ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ hews than snyow +And ÚwÚ smooth as uWu monyumentaw >_> awabastew. +>_> Yet ^.^ she >w< must x3 die, ewse she'll :33 betway ^-^ mowe ^-^ men. +x3 Put >_< out OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and then >w< put >_< out OwO the >_> wight. +>w< If I ÚwÚ quench ^.^ thee, :3 thou flaming minister, +I can UwU again >w< thy fowmew ^.^ wight restore, +;;w;; Shouwd I ^w^ wepent me; uWu but UwU once >w< put >_< out >w< thy >_< wight, +Thou x3 cunnying'st ^w^ pattewn >_> of ÚwÚ excewwing UwU nyatuwe, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 is UwU that ^-^ Pwomethean heat +:33 That can >w< thy ^.^ wight relume. When I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd OwO the :3 wose, +I cannyot ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu vitaw xDD gwowth uWu again, +^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wither; I'll smell ^.^ it uWu on OwO the >_< twee. >_< Kisses :3 hew. +:33 O, uWu bawmy breath, UwU that OwO dost ^w^ awmost >_< pewsuade +uWu Justice ^-^ to >_< bweak xDD hew :3 swowd! >_< Onye :3 mowe, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; +Be ;;w;; thus when :3 thou art OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 kiww ^.^ thee, +And love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. >_< Onye :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the xDD wast; +^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> fataw. I >w< must ;;w;; weep, +But uWu they awe x3 cwuew teaws; :3 this ^.^ sowwow's heavenly, +^w^ It strikes xDD whewe ^.^ it doth wuv. She wakes. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Who's thewe? ^w^ Othewwo? +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, Desdemona. +>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Wiww you come ^-^ to :33 bed, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_> pway'd uWu tonyight, OwO Desdemonya? +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. >w< If you >_< bethink yourself >_> of ^-^ any >_< cwime +UwU Unweconciwed as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, +Solicit uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, what ^-^ may you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ that? +OTHEWWO. Weww, ^-^ do it, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 bwief; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk by. +I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy unprepared spirit. +No, >w< heaven >w< fowfend! I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ souw. +>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Tawk you >_> of killing? +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, I do. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then >w< heaven ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Amen, with >w< aww my >_< heawt! +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If you uWu say so, I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> me. +OTHEWWO. Hum! +>w< DESDEMONyA. And ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feaw you, uWu fow you awe :33 fataw then +When >_> youw eyes roll ÚwÚ so. UwU Why I shouwd ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, +x3 Since guiltiness I xDD knyow not; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feew I fear. +OTHEWWO. :33 Think uWu on >w< thy >_> sins. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ They awe loves I bear ^-^ to you. +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^-^ diest. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That >_> death's uWu unnyatuwaw UwU that kiwws uWu fow ^.^ woving. +^.^ Awas, x3 why OwO gnyaw you OwO so >_> youw nether ^.^ wip? +uWu Some bwoody passion xDD shakes >_> youw vewy frame. +^.^ These awe >_< powtents; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I hope, I hope, +^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot point uWu on >_> me. +OTHEWWO. Peace, ÚwÚ and >w< be still! +>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ so. What's OwO the matter? +OTHEWWO. :33 That handkerchief ;;w;; which I OwO so loved ÚwÚ and >_> gave ÚwÚ thee +Thou >w< gavest ^-^ to Cassio. +>w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by my life ÚwÚ and UwU souw! +>_> Send uWu fow OwO the man, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> him. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, UwU take :3 heed, +;;w;; Take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 pewjuwy; :3 thou awe uWu on >w< thy ^w^ deathbed. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^-^ die. +OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, x3 pwesentwy: +OwO Thewefowe x3 confess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fweewy >_> of >w< thy uWu sin, +>_< Fow ^-^ to deny OwO each xDD awticwe with OwO oath +Cannyot wemuv :3 nyow uWu choke OwO the >w< stwong conception +:33 That I ^-^ do >_> gwoan :3 withaw. Thou art ^-^ to ^-^ die. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! +OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ amen. +>w< DESDEMONyA. And ^.^ have you UwU mewcy OwO too! I never >_> did +Offend you in my life; never loved ;;w;; Cassio +But with such ^w^ genyewaw wawwanty >_> of >w< heaven +UwU As I UwU might wuv. I never >_> gave him token. +OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ saw my handkerchief in xDD 's hand. +:3 O xDD pewjuwed woman! Thou OwO dost stonye my xDD heawt, +And ^.^ makest me caww what I intend ^-^ to ^-^ do +OwO A murther, ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought :3 a sacrifice. +I ^-^ saw OwO the handkewchief. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; found ^.^ it then; +I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. >_> Send uWu fow him uWu hithew; +>_> Wet him x3 confess :3 a :33 twuth. +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. +>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, my UwU wowd? +OTHEWWO. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used thee. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 How? unlawfully? +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. +OTHEWWO. No, his OwO mouth :3 is ;;w;; stopp'd; +Honyest >_< Iago ;;w;; hath ta'en owdew for't. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, my ;;w;; feaw interprets! >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? +OTHEWWO. Had >w< aww his ^w^ haiws >_< been x3 wives, my gweat wevenge +Had stomach uWu fow them all. +>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >w< betway'd, ÚwÚ and I :3 undonye! +OTHEWWO. :33 Out, strumpet! ^w^ Weep'st :3 thou uWu fow him ^-^ to my face? +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^w^ banyish uWu me, my lord, uWu but :33 kiww me :33 nyot! +OTHEWWO. ^-^ Down, strumpet! +>w< DESDEMONyA. Kiww me x3 tomowwow; let me live UwU tonyight! +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you strive- +>w< DESDEMONyA. But half OwO an ;;w;; houw! +OTHEWWO. >_> Being >_< donye, there :3 is nyo UwU pause. +>w< DESDEMONyA. But >_< whiwe I uWu say ^-^ onye prayer! +OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too late. ÚwÚ He ^-^ stifwes :3 hew. +:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] UwU My lord, my wowd! >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! +OTHEWWO. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? :3 Nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ quite ;;w;; dead? +I UwU that x3 am x3 cwuew x3 am ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; mewcifuw; +I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee wingew in >w< thy >w< pain. +UwU So, ÚwÚ so. +:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! +OTHEWWO. >w< Who's thewe? +:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] :33 O, good my lord, I would speak :3 a >_> wowd with xDD you! +OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, 'tis xDD Emiwia. By ÚwÚ and by. x3 She's UwU dead. +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^.^ she comes ^-^ to speak >_> of Cassio's :33 death. +The ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ was here. Ha! nyo ^-^ mowe moving? +OwO Stiww as OwO the ^-^ gwave. :33 Shaww ^.^ she come OwO in? >w< wewe't :3 good? +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she OwO stiws again. >_< Nyo. What's :33 best ^-^ to x3 do? +>w< If ^.^ she come ÚwÚ in, she'll ^w^ suwe speak ^-^ to my wife. +UwU My UwU wife! UwU My UwU wife! What x3 wife? I ^.^ have nyo wife. +:33 O, :3 insuppowtabwe! :3 O :33 heavy ;;w;; houw! +x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd >w< be :3 nyow :3 a huge :3 ecwipse +x3 Of >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the affrighted UwU gwobe +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yawn at >w< awtewation. +:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] I ^-^ do uWu beseech you +:33 That I ^-^ may speak with you, :33 O, good my wowd! +OTHEWWO. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot thee. :33 O, come ÚwÚ in, xDD Emiwia. +>_< Soft, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. >_> Wet me OwO the uWu cuwtains >w< dwaw. +:3 Whewe art thou? ^.^ Unwocks OwO the ^w^ doow. + +x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. + +What's OwO the matter with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, my good lord, yonder's ;;w;; fouw :3 muwthews :33 donye! +OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^w^ nyow? +:3 EMIWIA. But nyow, my :33 wowd. +OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the vewy error >_> of OwO the moon; +She comes ^-^ mowe nearer :3 eawth than ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU wont +And makes x3 men ^w^ mad. +:3 EMIWIA. OwO Cassio, my lord, ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd :3 a x3 young Venetian +UwU Caww'd Roderigo. +OTHEWWO. ^-^ Wodewigo ^-^ kiww'd? +And ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ kiww'd? +:3 EMIWIA. No, ;;w;; Cassio :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. +OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Cassio :33 kiww'd! ;;w;; Then murther's >_< out >_> of tunye, +And ^w^ sweet wevenge grows harsh. +>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ÚwÚ fawsewy, falsely :3 muwthew'd! +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what x3 cwy :3 is ÚwÚ that? +OTHEWWO. OwO That? ;;w;; what? +:3 EMIWIA. :33 Out, ÚwÚ and awas! :33 That ÚwÚ was my lady's ÚwÚ voice. +Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! :3 O >w< wady, speak ^-^ again! +^.^ Sweet Desdemona! :3 O ^w^ sweet mistress, x3 speak! +>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A :33 guiwtwess death I ^-^ die. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? +>w< DESDEMONyA. Nobody; I ^-^ mysewf. Farewell; +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my >w< kind :33 wowd. :33 O, faweweww! ^.^ Dies. +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how shouwd ^.^ she >w< be :33 muwthew'd? +:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, ^-^ who ÚwÚ knyows? +OTHEWWO. You heard xDD hew uWu say herself, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 I. +:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ said >w< so; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wepowt OwO the :33 twuth. +OTHEWWO. x3 She's >_< wike :3 a xDD wiaw gonye ^-^ to burning x3 heww; +ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that xDD kiww'd :3 hew. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 angew :33 she, +And you OwO the ÚwÚ bwackew deviw! +OTHEWWO. She tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a whowe. +:3 EMIWIA. Thou OwO dost bewie UwU hew, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ deviw. +OTHEWWO. She ÚwÚ was false as watew. +:3 EMIWIA. Thou art wash as fire, ^-^ to uWu say +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ heavenwy :3 twue! +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Cassio >_> did :3 top UwU hew; ÚwÚ ask >w< thy xDD husband >w< ewse. +:33 O, I ;;w;; wewe :33 damn'd beneath >w< aww UwU depth in >_< heww, +But UwU that I >_> did :33 pwoceed x3 upon ^.^ just :33 gwounds +ÚwÚ To :3 this extwemity. x3 Thy xDD husband knew ^.^ it all. +:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? +OTHEWWO. x3 Thy >_> husband. +:3 EMIWIA. :33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was false ^-^ to OwO wedwock? +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, with Cassio. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had ^.^ she >_< been true, +>w< If >w< heaven would ^-^ make me such another x3 wowwd +x3 Of ^-^ onye uWu entiwe ÚwÚ and pewfect chwysowite, +uWu I'wd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 sowd xDD hew uWu fow it. +:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? +OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, 'twas ^.^ he UwU that told me >_> fiwst. +An >w< honyest man ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO the ^.^ swime +:33 That sticks uWu on fiwthy >_< deeds. +:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? +OTHEWWO. What ^.^ nyeeds :3 this ^-^ itewation, ^-^ woman? I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. +:3 EMIWIA. :3 O mistress, viwwainy ;;w;; hath :3 made >w< mocks with ^w^ wuv! +UwU My xDD husband uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 fawse! +OTHEWWO. >_< He, ;;w;; woman; +I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. Dost undewstand OwO the UwU wowd? +UwU My OwO fwiend, >w< thy xDD husband, ^w^ honyest, >w< honyest UwU Iago. +:3 EMIWIA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say so, ^-^ may his pernicious ^w^ souw +^-^ Wot half :3 a gwain :3 a xDD day! ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +She ÚwÚ was xDD too OwO fond >_> of xDD hew UwU most fiwthy ;;w;; bawgain. +OTHEWWO. Ha! +:3 EMIWIA. Do >w< thy xDD wowst; +:3 This deed >_> of UwU thinye :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy >w< heaven +>w< Than :3 thou >_< wast >w< wowthy :3 hew. +OTHEWWO. Peace, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. +:3 EMIWIA. Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot half UwU that power ^-^ to ^-^ do me harm +UwU As I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< be :33 huwt. :3 O ^w^ guww! :3 O dolt! +UwU As ^w^ ignyowant as UwU diwt! Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a xDD deed- +I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy swowd; I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; knyown, +^-^ Though I lost twenty >w< wives. Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! +The Moor ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my :33 mistwess! ;;w;; Muwthew, ^w^ muwthew! + +x3 Entew ^w^ Montanyo, >_< Gwatianyo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? OwO How nyow, ^-^ genyewaw? +:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, awe you xDD come, ^-^ Iago? You ^.^ have x3 donye well, +:33 That x3 men >w< must uWu way theiw :3 muwthews uWu on >_> youw ÚwÚ nyeck. +:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? +:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dispwuv :3 this viwwain, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st :3 a xDD man. +ÚwÚ He :33 says :3 thou told'st him UwU that his UwU wife ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse; +I xDD knyow :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, thou'rt ^.^ nyot such :3 a :3 viwwain. +xDD Speak, uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww. +^w^ IAGO. I told him what I thought, ÚwÚ and told nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than what ^.^ he ;;w;; found ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was :3 apt ÚwÚ and true. +:3 EMIWIA. But >_> did you >w< evew tell him ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 fawse? +^w^ IAGO. I ÚwÚ did. +:3 EMIWIA. You told :3 a >_< wie, OwO an >_< odious, damned >_> wie; +:3 Upon my >_> souw, :3 a >_< wie, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 wie! +She false with :33 Cassio? OwO Did you uWu say with :33 Cassio? +^w^ IAGO. x3 With OwO Cassio, OwO mistwess. uWu Go ^.^ to, chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. +:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot chawm my UwU tongue; I x3 am bound ^-^ to speak. +UwU My ^w^ mistwess here :3 wies :3 muwthew'd in xDD hew ÚwÚ bed- +ALL. :3 O uWu heavens >w< fowfend! +:3 EMIWIA. And >_> youw reports ^.^ have xDD set OwO the >_> muwthew x3 on. +OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ stawe ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ mastews; ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue :3 indeed. +:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :33 twuth. +^-^ MONTANyO. :3 O monstrous act! +:3 EMIWIA. >w< Viwwainy, uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! +I ÚwÚ think xDD upon't, I xDD think, I ÚwÚ smeww't, :3 O viwwainy! +I ^w^ thought OwO so xDD then. I'll :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf uWu fow ^w^ gwief. +:3 O uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! +^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you >_> mad? I chawge you, >_< get you UwU home. +:3 EMIWIA. Good gentlemen, let me ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; +^.^ 'Tis pwopew I ^-^ obey ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. +xDD Pewchance, x3 Iago, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< go UwU home. +OTHEWWO. O! O! O! OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the bed. +:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu way ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaw; +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd OwO the x3 sweetest innyocent +:33 That e'ew >_> did wift OwO up >w< eye. +OTHEWWO. ^w^ [Wises.] :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was fouw! +I scarce >_> did xDD knyow you, UwU uncwe; there :3 wies >_> youw niece, +uWu Whose >_> bweath >_< indeed ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^.^ have newly >_< stopp'd. +I xDD knyow :3 this ^.^ act >w< shows horrible ÚwÚ and xDD gwim. +:3 GWATIANyO. OwO Poow :3 Desdemon! I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU dead. +x3 Thy ^-^ match ÚwÚ was x3 mowtaw ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe >w< gwief +;;w;; Showe his ^.^ owd thwead in twain; >_> did ^.^ he live nyow, +:3 This OwO sight would ^-^ make him ^-^ do :3 a desperate turn, +xDD Yea, ^w^ cuwse his better :3 angew ^-^ fwom his >w< side, +And ^-^ faww ^-^ to *notices bulge* wepwobation. +OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis pitiful, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< Iago knows +:33 That ^.^ she with ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ shame +OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times uWu committed. ;;w;; Cassio x3 confess'd it, +And ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; gwatify his amorous ^w^ wowks +x3 With UwU that uWu wecognyizance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge >_> of love +^w^ Which I ^.^ fiwst >_> gave :3 hew. I ^-^ saw ^.^ it in his ;;w;; hand, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a handkewchief, OwO an >_> antique token +UwU My fathew >_> gave my mother. +:3 EMIWIA. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers! +^w^ IAGO. UwU 'Zounds! Hold >_> youw ^-^ peace. +:3 EMIWIA. 'Twiww out, :3 'twiww. I peace? +No, I uWu wiww speak as >_> wibewaw as OwO the >_< nyowth; +>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ and x3 men ÚwÚ and deviws, let them aww, +Aww, aww, x3 cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak. +^w^ IAGO. Be ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and >_< get you UwU home. +:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww not. +>_< Iago ;;w;; offews ^-^ to :33 stab xDD Emiwia. +:3 GWATIANyO. >_< Fie! +Your >_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ woman? +:3 EMIWIA. :3 O :3 thou :33 duww Moow! :33 That handkerchief :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of +I ;;w;; found uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give my xDD husband, +>_< Fow >_< often with :3 a sowemn UwU eawnyestnyess, +Mowe than >_< indeed bewong'd ^-^ to such :3 a trifle, +ÚwÚ He begg'd >_> of me ^-^ to >_< steaw it. +^w^ IAGO. Viwwainyous ÚwÚ whowe! +:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 Cassio? No, alas, I ;;w;; found it, +And I >_> did give't my >_> husband. +^w^ IAGO. Filth, :3 thou wiest! +:3 EMIWIA. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, >_< gentwemen. +:3 O murtherous x3 coxcomb! What shouwd such :3 a OwO foow +Do with OwO so good :3 a x3 wife? +OTHEWWO. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot >w< stonyes in >w< heaven +But what sewve uWu fow :33 thundew? x3 Pwecious viwwain! +ÚwÚ He runs at x3 Iago, uWu but :3 Montanyo +disarms >_> him. >_< Iago ;;w;; stabs xDD Emiwia. +:3 GWATIANyO. The ^-^ woman ÚwÚ fawws; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his wife. +:3 EMIWIA. >w< Ay, ay! :33 O, uWu way me uWu by my x3 mistwess' xDD side. Exit UwU Iago. +:3 GWATIANyO. >w< He's gone, uWu but his :3 wife's ^.^ kiww'd. +^-^ MONTANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a notorious :3 viwwain. ;;w;; Take you :3 this >_< weapon, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have here UwU wecuvw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. +^w^ Come, guawd OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ without; let him ^.^ nyot pass, +But :33 kiww him >_< wathew. I'll aftew UwU that >_> same viwwain, +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a damned >w< swave. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. +OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ vawiant neither, +But every OwO puny ^-^ whipstew gets my ^w^ swowd. +But x3 why shouwd honyow ;;w;; outwive x3 honyesty? +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go all. +:3 EMIWIA. What >_> did >w< thy ^.^ song bode, >w< wady? +Hawk, ^w^ canst :3 thou hear x3 me? I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 swan, +And die in UwU music. uWu [Sings.] >w< "Wiwwow, willow, xDD wiwwow." +Moow, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 chaste; ^.^ she loved ^.^ thee, x3 cwuew Moow; +^w^ So come my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< bwiss, as I speak true; +^w^ So ;;w;; speaking as I xDD think, I x3 die, I ^-^ die. ^.^ Dies. +OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have another x3 weapon in :3 this chambew; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< swowd >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the ;;w;; ice-bwook's ^w^ tempew- +:33 O, here ^.^ it is. :3 Uncwe, I >w< must come fowth. +:3 GWATIANyO. [Within.] >w< If :3 thou ^-^ attempt it, ^.^ it uWu wiww uWu cost ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; deaw. +Thou x3 hast nyo >_< weapon, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must suffer. +OTHEWWO. Wook in x3 upon me then, ÚwÚ and speak with uWu me, +Or, ^.^ nyaked as I OwO am, I uWu wiww assauwt thee. + +;;w;; We-entew Gwatianyo. + +:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? +OTHEWWO. >_< Behowd, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< weapon; +OwO A better never >_> did itsewf sustain +:3 Upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's thigh. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day +:33 That with :3 this wittwe arm ÚwÚ and :3 this good >_< swowd +I ^.^ have :3 made my uWu way OwO thwough ^-^ mowe :3 impediments +>w< Than twenty xDD times >_> youw ÚwÚ stop. But, :3 O vain >_< boast! +OwO Who can ÚwÚ contwow his fate? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO nyow. +Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, >w< though you ^-^ do UwU see me :3 weapon'd; +;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >_> jouwnyey's end, here :3 is my >_> butt +And vewy sea-mawk >_> of my xDD utmost ^w^ saiw. +Do you >w< go xDD back >_< dismay'd? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lost fear. +>_< Man uWu but :3 a x3 wush x3 against Othello's ^w^ bweast, +And ^.^ he xDD wetiwes. :3 Whewe shouwd ^-^ Othewwo go? +Nyow, how OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^w^ nyow? :3 O OwO iww-staww'd >_< wench! +Pale as >w< thy ÚwÚ smock! When ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet at :33 compt, +:3 This ÚwÚ wook >_> of UwU thinye uWu wiww huww my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, +And >_< fiends uWu wiww >w< snyatch at it. >_> Cowd, cold, my ;;w;; giww? +>_< Even >_< wike >w< thy chastity. :3 O UwU cuwsed, x3 cuwsed slave! +xDD Whip uWu me, ye deviws, +From OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 this ^w^ heavenwy uWu sight! +^-^ Bwow me about in ;;w;; winds! Roast me in sulphur! +OwO Wash me in ;;w;; steep-down gulfs >_> of :3 wiquid ÚwÚ fiwe! +:3 O :3 Desdemon! OwO dead, :3 Desdemon! x3 dead! +O! O! O! + +x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; Cassio xDD cawwied in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, +ÚwÚ and Officers with x3 Iago, xDD pwisonyew. + +x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this wash ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< unfowtunyate man? +OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Othewwo. ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. +x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that vipew? >_< Bwing OwO the villain fowth. +OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down towards his ;;w;; feet; uWu but that's :3 a fable. +>w< If UwU that :3 thou be'st :3 a x3 deviw, I cannyot :33 kiww thee. >_> Wounds UwU Iago. +x3 WODOVICO. Wrench his >_< swowd ^-^ fwom >_> him. +^w^ IAGO. I bweed, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. +OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy nyeithew. uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee live, +>_< Fow, in my :33 sense, 'tis >w< happinyess ^-^ to ^-^ die. +x3 WODOVICO. :3 O :3 thou UwU Othewwo, UwU that ^w^ wewt UwU once OwO so uWu good, +OwO Faww'n in OwO the practice >_> of :3 a damned slave, +What uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to OwO thee? +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ anything; +An >w< honyowabwe >_> muwthewew, ^-^ if you wiww, +>_< Fow UwU nyought >_> did I in ^.^ hate, uWu but >w< aww in uWu honyow. +x3 WODOVICO. :3 This ÚwÚ wwetch ;;w;; hath part x3 confess'd his :3 viwwainy. +OwO Did you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he consent in Cassio's UwU death? +OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. +CASSIO. UwU Deaw general, I never >_> gave you ^.^ cause. +OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe it, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. +uWu Wiww you, I pray, >_> demand UwU that demi-devil +UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; thus ensnyawed my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body? +^w^ IAGO. :33 Demand me OwO nyothing; what you >w< knyow, you know. +From :3 this UwU time :3 fowth I never uWu wiww speak :33 wowd. +x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to pray? +:3 GWATIANyO. Torments uWu wiww ;;w;; ope >_> youw lips. +OTHEWWO. Weww, :3 thou OwO dost >_> best. +x3 WODOVICO. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww undewstand what ;;w;; hath UwU befaww'n, +>w< Which, as I xDD think, you xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter +;;w;; Found in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of OwO the OwO swain Roderigo, +And here >_> anyothew. The ^-^ onye >_> of them impowts +The death >_> of ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to >w< be undewtook +By Roderigo. +OTHEWWO. :3 O viwwain! +CASSIO. uWu Most xDD heathenyish ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwoss! +x3 WODOVICO. Nyow >w< hewe's another :33 discontented paper, +;;w;; Found in his ;;w;; pocket :33 too; ÚwÚ and this, ^.^ it seems, +^-^ Wodewigo meant ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 sent :3 this damned villain; +But UwU that, ;;w;; bewike, >_< Iago in OwO the intewim +Came in ÚwÚ and ;;w;; satisfied >_> him. +OTHEWWO. :3 O OwO the pernicious caitiff! +OwO How came you, OwO Cassio, uWu by UwU that handkerchief +:33 That ÚwÚ was my ^.^ wife's? +CASSIO. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my chambew; +And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf x3 confess'd uWu but x3 even :3 nyow +:33 That there ^.^ he >_> dwopp'd ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a speciaw OwO puwpose +^w^ Which wrought ^-^ to his desire. +OTHEWWO. :3 O foow! foow! foow! +CASSIO. Thewe :3 is >w< besides in OwO Wodewigo's letter, +OwO How ^.^ he xDD upbwaids x3 Iago, UwU that ^.^ he :3 made him +xDD Bwave me x3 upon OwO the xDD watch, xDD wheweon ^.^ it came +:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^-^ cast. And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ^.^ he ^-^ spake +:33 Aftew wong seeming OwO dead, >_< Iago hurt ^w^ him, +>_< Iago xDD set him x3 on. +x3 WODOVICO. You >w< must >_> fowsake :3 this UwU woom, ÚwÚ and >w< go with ÚwÚ us. +Your power ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD command :3 is :3 taken OwO off, +And ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ wuwes in Cypwus. >_< Fow :3 this slave, +>w< If there >w< be ^-^ any ÚwÚ cunnying cruelty +:33 That can >_> towment him >w< much ÚwÚ and howd him long, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ his. You uWu shaww :33 cwose pwisonyew rest, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw fauwt >w< be OwO knyown +ÚwÚ To OwO the Venetian state. ^w^ Come, bwing >_> away. +OTHEWWO. >w< Soft OwO you; :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two before you ^.^ go. +I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the OwO state >w< some UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD knyow't. +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. I pray you, in >_> youw :3 wettews, +When you uWu shaww ^.^ these unwucky deeds ;;w;; wewate, +^w^ Speak >_> of me as I ^.^ am; nyothing ^.^ extenyuate, +Nyow xDD set ;;w;; down >w< aught in malice. ;;w;; Then >w< must you speak +x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU that loved ^.^ nyot wisewy uWu but xDD too ;;w;; weww; +x3 Of ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot easiwy jealous, ;;w;; but, being ^w^ wwought, +^-^ Pewpwex'd in OwO the extweme; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose ;;w;; hand, +;;w;; Wike OwO the base x3 Indian, >w< thwew :3 a ;;w;; peaww away +Richer than >w< aww his x3 twibe; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose x3 subdued >_> eyes, +:33 Awbeit x3 unyused ^-^ to OwO the melting x3 mood, +OwO Dwop ;;w;; teaws as fast as OwO the Arabian ;;w;; twees +Their ÚwÚ medicinyaw ;;w;; gum. ÚwÚ Set you ;;w;; down ^.^ this; +And uWu say ÚwÚ besides, UwU that in ÚwÚ Aweppo once, +:3 Whewe :3 a xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and :3 a tuwban'd :3 Tuwk +^.^ Beat :3 a Venetian ÚwÚ and traduced OwO the state, +I took uWu by OwO the ^w^ thwoat OwO the circumcised ^.^ dog +And ^.^ smote ^w^ him, OwO thus. UwU Stabs :3 himsewf. +x3 WODOVICO. :3 O bwoody pewiod! +:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Aww that's xDD spoke :3 is ^-^ maww'd. +OTHEWWO. I kiss'd ÚwÚ thee ewe I xDD kiww'd thee. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but this, +xDD Kiwwing ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to die x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; kiss. +OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 dies. +CASSIO. :3 This >_> did I feaw, uWu but ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had nyo >w< weapon; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gweat >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 WODOVICO. uWu [To >_> Iago.] :3 O xDD Spawtan dog, +Mowe feww than x3 anguish, x3 hungew, ^w^ ow OwO the sea! +Wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twagic >w< woading >_> of :3 this ^-^ bed; +:3 This :3 is >w< thy OwO wowk. The object OwO poisons :33 sight; +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD hid. >_< Gwatianyo, ^-^ keep OwO the OwO house, +And ÚwÚ seize x3 upon OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of OwO the Moow, +>_< Fow uWu they ÚwÚ succeed uWu on you. ÚwÚ To you, Wowd Governor, +Wemains OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of :3 this ^.^ hewwish viwwain, +The UwU time, OwO the place, OwO the uWu towtuwe. :33 O, enforce ^.^ it! +Myself uWu wiww straight >_< aboawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state +:3 This :33 heavy ^.^ act with :33 heavy OwO heawt ;;w;; wewate. OwO Exeunt. + + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1596 + + +KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND + + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND +>w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +^.^ EDMUND LANGLEY, UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +HENWY, UwU suwnyamed ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, :3 son >_> of +uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >w< aftewwawds UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV +DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk +OwO THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk +DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY +^.^ EAWW >_> BEWKEWEY +OwO BUSHY x3 - favourites >_> of UwU King Richard +BAGOT x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +GREEN x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +:33 HENWY >_< PEWCY, UwU suwnyamed HOTSPUR, his :3 son +LORD Ross LORD WIWWOUGHBY +LORD UwU FITZWATEW :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE +;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF ÚwÚ WESTMINSTEW LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW +ÚwÚ SIW STEPHEN SCWOOP ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON +uWu CAPTAIN >_> of :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ Wewshmen OwO TWO :3 GAWDENyEWS + +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ to UwU King Richard +x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK +x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, widow >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, +UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +LADY :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen + +>w< Wowds, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Keeper, Messengew, +ÚwÚ Gwoom, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_< Wawes + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, with uWu othew NOBLES ÚwÚ and attendants + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Old uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO time-honyouwed UwU Wancastew, +xDD Hast thou, >w< accowding ^-^ to >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and ^-^ band, +Brought UwU hithew ^-^ Henwy Hereford, >w< thy bowd UwU son, +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the :3 boist'wous ^.^ wate :3 appeaw, +^w^ Which then ^-^ ouw :3 weisuwe would ^.^ nyot let OwO us OwO heaw, +uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? +uWu GAUNT. I x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww uWu me, x3 moweuvw, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ sounded him +>w< If ^.^ he appeal OwO the UwU Duke uWu on ÚwÚ ancient malice, +Ow worthily, as :3 a good :33 subject x3 shouwd, +uWu On >w< some OwO knyown gwound >_> of ^.^ tweachewy in OwO him? +uWu GAUNT. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw as I :33 couwd sift him uWu on UwU that ^.^ awgument, +uWu On >w< some apparent danger uWu seen in him +>_< Aim'd at >_> youw Highnyess-nyo inveterate malice. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then caww them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw presence: ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face +And uWu fwownying uWu bwow ^-^ to brow, uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww hear +The ÚwÚ accusew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< accused ^-^ fweewy speak. +;;w;; High-stomach'd awe uWu they uWu both ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 iwe, +UwU In wage, xDD deaf as OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ hasty as >w< fiwe. + +x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and :33 MOWBWAY + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Many years >_> of x3 happy >_< days befall +UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, my UwU most :33 woving UwU wiege! +>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Each :3 day still better other's >w< happinyess +^.^ Untiw OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; envying >w< eawth's good UwU hap, +Add OwO an immortal title ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; cwown! +KING :33 WICHAWD. We :3 thank you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye uWu but xDD fwattews >w< us, +UwU As ;;w;; weww appeaweth uWu by OwO the cause you x3 come; +^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to appeal OwO each uWu othew >_> of UwU high treason. +Cousin >_> of Hereford, what OwO dost :3 thou object +uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. First-heaven >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ wecowd ^-^ to my speech! +UwU In OwO the ;;w;; devotion >_> of :3 a ^.^ subject's love, +Tend'wing OwO the pwecious >_> safety >_> of my ^w^ pwince, +And free ^-^ fwom uWu othew xDD misbegotten ^.^ hate, +Come I xDD appewwant ^-^ to :3 this >_< pwincewy presence. +Nyow, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, ^-^ do I xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +And mark my greeting ;;w;; weww; uWu fow what I speak +UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww ^-^ make good x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth, +Ow my >_< divinye ^w^ souw ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it in x3 heaven- +Thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a miscreant, +:3 Too good ^-^ to >w< be so, ÚwÚ and xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to live, +x3 Since OwO the ^-^ mowe fair ÚwÚ and crystal :3 is OwO the UwU sky, +The ÚwÚ ugwiew ÚwÚ seem OwO the clouds UwU that in ^.^ it uWu fwy. +>w< Once :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to aggravate OwO the nyote, +x3 With :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 twaitow's name stuff I >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; +And wish-so >w< pwease my ;;w;; suvweign-ewe I UwU muv, +What my :33 tongue ^.^ speaks, my ^.^ wight :33 dwawn >_< swowd ^-^ may >_< pwuv. +>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot my x3 cowd uWu wowds here :3 accuse my >_> zeaw. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a :3 woman's war, +The :33 bittew clamour >_> of two OwO eagew OwO tongues, +^w^ Can UwU awbitwate :3 this cause ;;w;; betwixt OwO us twain; +The UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ hot UwU that >w< must >w< be :33 coow'd uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +>_> Yet can I ^.^ nyot >_> of such ^w^ tame >_< patience boast +UwU As ^-^ to >w< be hush'd ÚwÚ and UwU nyought at OwO an ^-^ to >w< say. +First, OwO the fair uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw Highness curbs me +From giving ^.^ weins ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ^-^ to my free :3 speech; +^w^ Which ewse would OwO post xDD untiw ^.^ it xDD had wetuwn'd +^.^ These >_> tewms >_> of uWu tweason doubled ;;w;; down his >_< thwoat. +x3 Setting ^w^ aside his UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, +And let him >w< be nyo x3 kinsman ^-^ to my UwU wiege, +I ^-^ do :33 defy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I UwU spit at ^w^ him, +^-^ Caww him :3 a >w< swandewous cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a villain; +^w^ Which ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain, I would awwow him >_> odds +And ^.^ meet ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe I tied ^-^ to run xDD afoot +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the OwO fwozen ridges >_> of OwO the Alps, +Ow ^-^ any uWu othew gwound inhabitable +:3 Whewe >w< evew :3 Engwishman durst xDD set his foot. +OwO Meantime let :3 this ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty- +By >w< aww my hopes, UwU most falsely doth ^.^ he lie +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Pale :3 twembwing xDD cowawd, there I thwow my :3 gage, +Discwaiming here OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the x3 King; +And uWu way ^w^ aside my UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, +^w^ Which feaw, ^.^ nyot reverence, makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ except. +>w< If OwO guiwty ;;w;; dwead ^.^ have weft ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO stwength +UwU As ^-^ to UwU take OwO up >_< minye honour's pawn, then >_< stoop. +By UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 wites >_> of knyighthood ewse +uWu Wiww I ^-^ make good x3 against ^.^ thee, arm ^-^ to arm, +What I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ canst wowst x3 devise. +>_< MOWBWAY. I UwU take ^.^ it up; ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that >_< swowd I uWu sweaw +^w^ Which gently >_> waid my knyighthood uWu on my shouwdew +I'll ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee in ^-^ any fair degree +Ow xDD chivawwous x3 design >_> of :33 knyightwy x3 twiaw; +And when I >_< mount, x3 awive ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight +>w< If I >w< be >_> twaitow ^w^ ow unjustly fight! +KING :33 WICHAWD. What doth ^-^ ouw cousin uWu way ^-^ to >_< Mowbway's :33 chawge? +^w^ It >w< must >w< be gweat UwU that can xDD inhewit OwO us +^w^ So >w< much as >_> of :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of i-iww in >_> him. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, my life uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu twue- +:33 That uWu Mowbway ;;w;; hath receiv'd eight ^w^ thousand nobles +UwU In name >_> of ;;w;; wendings uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' soldiers, +The ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd uWu fow :3 wewd employments +;;w;; Wike :3 a false >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and xDD injuwious :3 viwwain. +UwU Besides, I uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu wiww in ^-^ battwe ;;w;; pwuv- +Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow ewsewhewe ^-^ to OwO the >_< fuwthest >_> vewge +:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; suwvey'd uWu by Engwish eye- +:33 That >w< aww OwO the treasons uWu fow ^.^ these >_> eighteen years +UwU Compwotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived in :3 this ^.^ wand +x3 Fetch ^-^ fwom false uWu Mowbway theiw ^.^ fiwst head ÚwÚ and spring. +^.^ Fuwthew I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and further uWu wiww maintain +:3 Upon his OwO bad life ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this uWu good, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did plot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, +ÚwÚ Suggest his soon-believing ^w^ advewsawies, +And ;;w;; consequentwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow xDD cowawd, +^-^ Swuic'd >_< out his innyocent ^w^ souw OwO thwough ;;w;; stweams >_> of bwood; +^w^ Which blood, >_< wike sacrificing ÚwÚ Abew's, cries, +>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the tonguewess ^w^ cavewns >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +ÚwÚ To me uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and xDD wough xDD chastisement; +And, uWu by OwO the ^w^ gwowious wowth >_> of my descent, +:3 This arm uWu shaww ^-^ do it, ^w^ ow :3 this life >w< be >w< spent. +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How UwU high :3 a :3 pitch his wesowution uWu soaws! +ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? +>_< MOWBWAY. :33 O, let my x3 suvweign xDD tuwn away his ;;w;; face +And ;;w;; bid his ears :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe >w< be >_< deaf, +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have told :3 this :3 swandew >_> of his UwU bwood +OwO How :3 God ÚwÚ and good x3 men UwU hate OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a >_< wiaw. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Mowbway, x3 impawtiaw awe ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and uWu caws. +Were ^.^ he my :33 bwothew, xDD nyay, my xDD kingdom's heir, +UwU As ^.^ he :3 is uWu but my >_< fathew's >_< bwothew's UwU son, +Nyow uWu by my :33 sceptwe's awe I ^-^ make :3 a vow, +Such UwU nyeighbouw nearness ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed UwU bwood +;;w;; Shouwd nyothing UwU pwiviwege him :3 nyow ;;w;; pawtiawize +The unstooping firmness >_> of my UwU upwight ÚwÚ souw. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 subject, xDD Mowbway; OwO so art xDD thou: +>_> Fwee OwO speech ÚwÚ and >_< feawwess I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO awwow. +>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Then, Bolingbroke, as low as ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, +^.^ Thwough OwO the false ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +>_< Thwee pawts >_> of UwU that ^-^ weceipt I xDD had uWu fow ^w^ Cawais +Disbuws'd I duwy ^-^ to his OwO Highnyess' UwU sowdiews; +The uWu othew part ^-^ wesewv'd I uWu by ^.^ consent, +>_< Fow UwU that my x3 suvweign >_> wiege ÚwÚ was in my >_> debt +:3 Upon remainder >_> of :3 a dear >_< account +x3 Since last I went ^-^ to Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch his queen: +Nyow swawwow ;;w;; down UwU that ^-^ wie. >_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's >_> death- +I slew him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to my >_> own >w< disgwace +^-^ Nyegwected my sworn >_> duty in UwU that ^.^ case. +>_< Fow you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, +The honyouwabwe fathew ^-^ to my OwO foe, +>w< Once >_> did I uWu way OwO an >_< ambush uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, +OwO A ÚwÚ twespass UwU that doth uWu vex my gwieved soul; +But ewe I last receiv'd OwO the sacrament +I >_> did x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy begg'd +Your Gwace's pawdon; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope I xDD had it. +:3 This :3 is my fault. UwU As uWu fow OwO the west appeal'd, +^w^ It issues ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wancouw >_> of :3 a viwwain, +OwO A ^.^ wecweant ÚwÚ and UwU most >w< degenyewate traitor; +^w^ Which in ^-^ mysewf I ^.^ bowdwy uWu wiww ;;w;; defend, +And :3 intewchangeabwy huww ;;w;; down my :3 gage +:3 Upon :3 this uvwweenying x3 twaitow's foot +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ gentweman +>_< Even in OwO the :33 best UwU bwood uWu chambew'd in his >_< bosom. +UwU In haste whereof, UwU most >_> heawtiwy I pray +Your Highness ^-^ to assign ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw day. +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Wwath-kindwed gentlemen, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by me; +Let's ÚwÚ puwge :3 this choler ^-^ without >_> wetting blood- +:3 This ^-^ we >_> pwescwibe, >w< though nyo x3 physician; +^-^ Deep ;;w;; mawice makes xDD too ^-^ deep incision. +Forget, x3 fowgive; conclude ÚwÚ and >w< be ^-^ agweed: +Our ÚwÚ doctows uWu say :3 this :3 is nyo month ^-^ to bweed. +Good uncwe, let :3 this ^-^ end xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> begun; +>w< We'ww UwU cawm OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, you >_> youw :33 son. +uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu make-peace uWu shaww ÚwÚ become my age. +Thwow down, my UwU son, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's :3 gage. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And, xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down ^-^ his. +uWu GAUNT. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ Hawwy, when? +uWu Obedience >_< bids I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid again. +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down; ^-^ we :3 bid. +Thewe :3 is nyo OwO boot. +>_< MOWBWAY. Myself I :3 thwow, ;;w;; dwead suvweign, at >w< thy ^-^ foot; +UwU My life :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ command, uWu but ^.^ nyot my shame: +The ^-^ onye my >_> duty x3 owes; uWu but my fair uWu nyame, +Despite >_> of >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; wives x3 upon my grave +ÚwÚ To dark x3 dishonyouw's ;;w;; use :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot have. +I x3 am >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ impeach'd, ÚwÚ and baffl'd xDD hewe; +^-^ Piewc'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw with ;;w;; swandew's venom'd speaw, +The ;;w;; which nyo balm can cure uWu but his heart-blood +^w^ Which breath'd :3 this :33 poison. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Wage >w< must >w< be :33 withstood: +>w< Give me his gage-lions ^-^ make ^w^ weopawds :33 tame. +>_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_> change his >_> spots. ;;w;; Take uWu but my shame, +And I resign my :3 gage. UwU My dear dear lord, +The puwest >_> tweasuwe x3 mowtaw xDD times :33 affowd +^-^ Is >_> spotwess weputation; UwU that ^w^ away, +Men awe uWu but x3 giwded OwO woam ^w^ ow ^w^ painted >_> cway. +OwO A >_> jewew in :3 a ;;w;; ten-times ^w^ baww'd-up chest +^-^ Is :3 a bowd spirit in :3 a :33 woyaw breast. +Minye uWu honyouw :3 is my life; uWu both gwow in UwU onye; +;;w;; Take uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and my life :3 is donye: +>_> Then, dear my UwU wiege, >_< minye uWu honyouw let me >w< twy; +UwU In UwU that I live, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that uWu wiww I ^-^ die. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, thwow OwO up >_> youw uWu gage; ^-^ do you begin. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom such ^-^ deep ÚwÚ sin! +:33 Shaww I ÚwÚ seem :33 cwest-fawwen in my >_< fathew's >w< sight? +Ow with OwO pawe beggar-fear >_< impeach my >_< height +Before :3 this outdar'd dastard? Ewe my :33 tongue +:33 Shaww x3 wound my uWu honyouw with such feebwe :33 wwong +Ow :33 sound OwO so base :3 a pawwe, my UwU teeth uWu shaww >w< teaw +The slavish uWu motive >_> of wecanting feaw, +And UwU spit ^.^ it ÚwÚ bweeding in his UwU high UwU disgwace, +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ shame doth uWu hawbouw, x3 even in >_< Mowbway's face. +Exit :33 GAUNT +KING :33 WICHAWD. We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to OwO sue, uWu but ^-^ to >_< command; +^w^ Which >_< since ^-^ we cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends, +Be ^w^ weady, as >_> youw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it, +^.^ At xDD Cuvntwy, x3 upon x3 Saint ^.^ Wambewt's day. +Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw >_> swowds ÚwÚ and OwO wances UwU awbitwate +The ;;w;; swewwing >_> diffewence >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; settwed hate; +x3 Since ^-^ we can ^.^ nyot >_> atonye you, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see +uWu Justice x3 design OwO the x3 victow's chivalry. +Wowd Marshal, xDD command ^-^ ouw officers-at-arms +Be ready ^-^ to direct ^.^ these UwU home alarms. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF x3 WANCASTEW'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF :33 GAUNT with OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +uWu GAUNT. ^.^ Awas, OwO the part I xDD had in OwO Woodstock's UwU bwood +^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ sowicit me than >_> youw >_> excwaims +ÚwÚ To :33 stiw x3 against OwO the xDD butchews >_> of his life! +But >_< since correction wieth in x3 those ^.^ hands +^w^ Which :3 made OwO the fauwt UwU that ^-^ we cannyot correct, +x3 Put ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ^-^ to OwO the uWu wiww >_> of ^-^ heaven; +Who, when uWu they UwU see OwO the ^w^ houws wipe uWu on :3 eawth, +uWu Wiww ;;w;; wain ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance uWu on offendews' xDD heads. +UwU DUCHESS. >_> Finds bwothewhood in ÚwÚ thee nyo ;;w;; shawpew UwU spuw? +;;w;; Hath love in >w< thy ^.^ owd UwU bwood nyo :3 wiving xDD fiwe? +x3 Edwawd's :3 seven OwO sons, ^w^ wheweof thyself art one, +Were as :3 seven xDD viaws >_> of his xDD sacwed blood, +Ow :3 seven fair branches ;;w;; spwinging ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye ^.^ woot. +uWu Some >_> of x3 those :3 seven awe dried uWu by nature's ^.^ couwse, +uWu Some >_> of x3 those branches uWu by OwO the Destinies cut; +But ^.^ Thomas, my dear lord, my xDD wife, my ^-^ Gwoucestew, +>_< Onye vial :33 fuww >_> of x3 Edwawd's xDD sacwed blood, +>_< Onye flourishing branch >_> of his UwU most :33 woyaw woot, +^-^ Is ^w^ cwack'd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the pwecious :3 wiquow >_< spiwt; +^-^ Is ;;w;; hack'd down, ÚwÚ and his uWu summew leaves >w< aww UwU faded, +By :33 envy's hand ÚwÚ and muwdew's bwoody OwO axe. +xDD Ah, :3 Gaunt, his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was x3 thinye! :33 That :33 bed, UwU that uWu womb, +:33 That ÚwÚ mettwe, UwU that uWu sewf mould, UwU that fashion'd ^.^ thee, +^w^ Made him :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though :3 thou ;;w;; wivest ÚwÚ and >w< bweathest, +>_> Yet art :3 thou OwO swain in >_> him. Thou OwO dost consent +UwU In >w< some uWu wawge measuwe ^-^ to >w< thy >_< fathew's death +UwU In UwU that :3 thou >w< seest >w< thy wwetched bwothew x3 die, +OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's wife. +^-^ Caww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> patience, Gaunt-it :3 is >_< despaiw; +UwU In xDD suff'wing ;;w;; thus >w< thy bwothew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swaught'wed, +Thou showest OwO the ^.^ nyaked pathway ^-^ to >w< thy xDD wife, +>_< Teaching >w< stewn murder how ^-^ to butchew thee. +:33 That ;;w;; which in UwU mean x3 men ^-^ we entitle >_< patience +^-^ Is OwO pawe x3 cowd ^w^ cowawdice in x3 nyobwe uWu bweasts. +What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? ÚwÚ To >w< safeguawd UwU thinye >_> own life +The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to x3 venge my :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. +uWu GAUNT. God's :3 is OwO the >_< quawwew; uWu fow God's substitute, +His uWu deputy >_> anyointed in His ^-^ sight, +;;w;; Hath caus'd his ^w^ death; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wwongfuwwy, +>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wevenge; uWu fow I ^-^ may never wift +An :3 angwy arm x3 against His minister. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe then, alas, ^-^ may I complain myself? +uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To God, OwO the uWu widow's ÚwÚ champion ÚwÚ and xDD defence. +UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why then, I uWu wiww. Faweweww, ^.^ owd ^.^ Gaunt. +Thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to xDD Cuvntwy, there ^-^ to >w< behowd +Our cousin ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and feww uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. +:33 O, ^-^ sit my >_< husband's ^-^ wwongs uWu on OwO Hewefowd's speaw, +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew butchew >_< Mowbway's bweast! +Or, ^-^ if ^-^ misfowtunye ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ fiwst career, +Be >_< Mowbway's x3 sins OwO so :33 heavy in his uWu bosom +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may >_< bweak his OwO foaming :33 couwsew's xDD back +And thwow OwO the >_< widew >_> headwong in OwO the >_< wists, +OwO A caitiff ^.^ wecweant ^-^ to my cousin Hewefowd! +Faweweww, ^.^ owd OwO Gaunt; >w< thy ^.^ sometimes >_< bwothew's xDD wife, +x3 With xDD hew ^w^ companyion, Grief, >w< must ^-^ end xDD hew wife. +uWu GAUNT. :3 Sistew, faweweww; I >w< must ^-^ to ;;w;; Cuvntwy. +UwU As >w< much good stay with ÚwÚ thee as >w< go with UwU me! +UwU DUCHESS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- >w< gwief uWu boundeth xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, +:3 Nyot with OwO the uWu empty howwownyess, uWu but uWu weight. +I UwU take my xDD weave before I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, +>_< Fow UwU sowwow ends ^.^ nyot when ^.^ it seemeth >w< donye. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 bwothew, Edmund ^w^ Yowk. +:33 Wo, :3 this :3 is xDD aww- xDD nyay, ÚwÚ yet xDD depawt ^.^ nyot >w< so; +^-^ Though :3 this >w< be aww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> quickwy ^.^ go; +I uWu shaww wemembew more. UwU Bid x3 him- ÚwÚ ah, what?- +x3 With >w< aww good ÚwÚ speed at ^-^ Pwashy >w< visit >_> me. +Awack, ÚwÚ and what uWu shaww good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there UwU see +But uWu empty wodgings ÚwÚ and >_< unfuwnyish'd wawws, +ÚwÚ Unpeopwed ^.^ offices, untrodden UwU stonyes? +And what hear there uWu fow ^-^ wewcome uWu but my ÚwÚ gwoans? +OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ commend me; let him ^.^ nyot come there +ÚwÚ To >w< seek >_< out UwU sowwow UwU that dwells every ^w^ whewe. +:3 Desowate, ^-^ desowate, uWu wiww I x3 hence ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; +The last xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ takes my weeping >w< eye. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +The wists at ;;w;; Cuvntwy + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE + +UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Hewefowd >_> awm'd? +>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, at >w< aww :3 points; ÚwÚ and longs ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in. +UwU MAWSHAW. The UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, UwU spightfuwwy ÚwÚ and bold, +:33 Stays uWu but OwO the UwU summons >_> of OwO the appelant's OwO twumpet. +>_> AUMEWWE. UwU Why then, OwO the ^.^ champions awe UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and stay +>_< Fow nyothing uWu but his :33 Majesty's appwoach. + +The OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ entews with his nobles, +>_< GAUNT, BUSHY, uWu BAGOT, GREEN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. When uWu they awe set, +ÚwÚ entew OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of Nyow ÚwÚ fowk, in uWu awms, UwU defendant, ÚwÚ and +:3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, >_> demand >_> of :33 yondew ÚwÚ champion +The cause >_> of his >_< awwivaw here in arms; +^-^ Ask him his ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy :33 pwoceed +ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. +UwU MAWSHAW. UwU In God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, uWu say ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, +And x3 why :3 thou uWu comest ;;w;; thus :33 knyightwy OwO cwad in arms; +uWu Against what man :3 thou x3 com'st, ÚwÚ and what >w< thy UwU quawwew. +^w^ Speak ^.^ twuwy uWu on >w< thy knyighthood ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> oath; +UwU As OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ vawouw! +>_< MOWBWAY. UwU My name :3 is ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Nyowfowk; +OwO Who UwU hithew come ^.^ engaged uWu by my :33 oath- +^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend :3 a x3 knyight shouwd >w< viowate!- +Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth +ÚwÚ To God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ succeeding ;;w;; issue, +uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd UwU that >_> appeaws me; +And, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< minye arm, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, in ^-^ defending >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, +OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to my God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_> me. +And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! + +The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, +ÚwÚ appewwant, in x3 awmouw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, ÚwÚ ask :33 yondew x3 knyight in uWu awms, +Both ^-^ who ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ he cometh UwU hithew +ÚwÚ Thus pwated in >_< habiwiments >_> of waw; +And fowmawwy, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw waw, +^-^ Depose him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. +UwU MAWSHAW. What :3 is >w< thy name? ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe ;;w;; com'st :3 thou UwU hithew +Before UwU King Richard in his :33 woyaw lists? +uWu Against xDD whom uWu comest thou? ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's >w< thy quarrel? +^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee uWu heaven! +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, +OwO Am I; ^-^ who ready here ^-^ do ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ awms +ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by God's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and my body's valour, +UwU In wists uWu on ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< twaitow, ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, +ÚwÚ To :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> me. +And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! +UwU MAWSHAW. uWu On pain >_> of >_< death, nyo person >w< be OwO so bowd +Ow UwU dawing-hawdy as ^-^ to ^.^ touch OwO the >_< wists, +Except OwO the Mawshaw ÚwÚ and such >_< officews +:3 Appointed ^-^ to direct ^.^ these fair :33 designs. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wowd Marshal, let me ÚwÚ kiss my >_< suvweign's ;;w;; hand, +And bow my knee before his Majesty; +>_< Fow uWu Mowbway ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe >_< wike two x3 men +:33 That x3 vow :3 a wong ÚwÚ and x3 weawy ^w^ piwgwimage. +;;w;; Then let OwO us UwU take :3 a ceremonious xDD weave +And :33 woving faweweww >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. +UwU MAWSHAW. The xDD appewwant in >w< aww >_> duty >_> gweets >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, +And x3 cwaves ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and UwU take his weave. +KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww >_> descend ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowd him in ^-^ ouw arms. +Cousin >_> of Hereford, as >w< thy cause :3 is >_< wight, +^w^ So >w< be >w< thy >_> fowtunye in :3 this :33 woyaw fight! +Faweweww, my bwood; ;;w;; which ^-^ if OwO to-day :3 thou UwU shed, +Lament ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ^.^ nyot wevenge ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, let nyo x3 nyobwe eye ^.^ pwofanye :3 a >w< teaw +>_< Fow uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be x3 gow'd with >_< Mowbway's speaw. +UwU As >w< confident as :3 is OwO the >w< fawcon's flight +uWu Against :3 a bird, ^-^ do I with uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. +UwU My :33 woving lord, I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; +x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, Wowd ^-^ Aumewwe; +:3 Nyot >_< sick, although I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with >_< death, +But lusty, young, ÚwÚ and cheewwy UwU dwawing ^.^ bweath. +:33 Wo, as at Engwish feasts, OwO so I UwU wegweet +The uWu daintiest ^w^ wast, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ end UwU most x3 sweet. +:3 O thou, OwO the earthly >_< authow >_> of my blood, +uWu Whose youthfuw ^.^ spiwit, in me regenerate, +^-^ Doth with :3 a >w< twofowd vigouw wift me OwO up +ÚwÚ To weach at OwO victowy :33 abuv my uWu head, +Add >_> pwoof x3 unto >_< minye xDD awmouw with >w< thy >_> pwayews, +And with >w< thy blessings >_< steew my wance's ^w^ point, +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew >_< Mowbway's waxen :3 coat +And ^w^ fuwbish OwO nyew OwO the name >_> of uWu John o' :3 Gaunt, +>_< Even in OwO the >w< wusty x3 haviouw >_> of his :33 son. +uWu GAUNT. :3 God in >w< thy good cause ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee pwospewous! +Be swift >_< wike :3 wightnying in OwO the OwO execution, +And let >w< thy ^-^ bwows, doubly ^.^ wedoubwed, +UwU Faww >_< wike UwU amazing thundew uWu on OwO the >_> casque +x3 Of >w< thy advewse pernicious enyemy. +Rouse OwO up >w< thy youthfuw blood, >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and wive. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Minye >w< innyocence ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to :33 thwive! +>_< MOWBWAY. Howevew :3 God ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye UwU cast my lot, +Thewe ;;w;; wives ^w^ ow ^.^ dies, OwO twue ^-^ to UwU King UwU Wichawd's thwonye, +OwO A :33 woyaw, UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU upwight gentleman. +uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 captive with :3 a fweew OwO heawt +:3 Cast x3 off his xDD chains >_> of bondage, ÚwÚ and ^w^ embwace +His gowden uncontwoww'd ^-^ enfwanchisement, +Mowe than my ^-^ dancing ^w^ souw doth UwU cewebwate +:3 This feast >_> of ^-^ battwe with >_< minye adversary. +uWu Most :3 mighty UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ companyion peers, +;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth OwO the ^w^ wish >_> of x3 happy years. +UwU As gentwe ÚwÚ and as x3 jocund as ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest +uWu Go I ^-^ to OwO fight: >w< twuth ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> quiet breast. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Faweweww, my lord, OwO secuwewy I ^-^ espy +OwO Viwtue with valour ^-^ couched in UwU thinye >w< eye. +;;w;; Owdew OwO the trial, Marshal, ÚwÚ and begin. +UwU MAWSHAW. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, +;;w;; Weceive >w< thy ÚwÚ wance; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Stwong as :3 a UwU towew in hope, I x3 cwy ^.^ amen. +UwU MAWSHAW. uWu [To OwO an UwU officew] uWu Go bear :3 this ;;w;; wance ^-^ to ^.^ Thomas, +UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. +OwO FIWST ^w^ HEWAWD. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, +;;w;; Stands here uWu fow God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and himself, +uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, +OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to his God, his ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and him; +And dawes him ^-^ to xDD set :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. +x3 SECOND ^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe >w< standeth ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, +uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, +Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend himself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to appwuv +^-^ Henwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, +ÚwÚ To God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him disloyal, +Courageously ÚwÚ and with :3 a free desiwe +:33 Attending uWu but OwO the signal ^-^ to begin. +UwU MAWSHAW. Sound uWu twumpets; ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 fowwawd, :3 combatants. +;;w;; [A chawge ^w^ sounded] +>w< Stay, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown his >_< wawdew down. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet them uWu way uWu by theiw ;;w;; hewmets ÚwÚ and theiw :3 speaws, +And uWu both xDD wetuwn xDD back ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ chaiws again. +ÚwÚ Withdwaw with >_< us; ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound +OwO Whiwe ^-^ we xDD wetuwn ^.^ these dukes what ^-^ we >_> decwee. + +OwO A wong flourish, >_< whiwe OwO the KING consuwts his ;;w;; Counciw + +Draw uWu nyeaw, +And list what with ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. +>_< Fow UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's :3 eawth shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> soiw'd +x3 With UwU that dear UwU bwood ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< fostewed; +And uWu fow ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the x3 diwe aspect +x3 Of civil wounds plough'd OwO up with UwU nyeighbouws' swowd; +And uWu fow ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ eagwe-winged uWu pwide +x3 Of sky-aspiring ÚwÚ and ambitious ^-^ thoughts, +x3 With rival-hating envy, xDD set uWu on you +ÚwÚ To :3 wake ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ;;w;; which in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's cradle +Draws OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ infant >_> bweath >_> of gentwe sleep; +^w^ Which OwO so rous'd OwO up with :3 boist'wous untun'd >_> dwums, +x3 With xDD hawsh-wesounding x3 twumpets' dreadful bway, +And gwating shock >_> of xDD wwathfuw iwon uWu awms, +OwO Might ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> quiet confinyes OwO fwight fair xDD peace +And ^-^ make OwO us x3 wade x3 even in ^-^ ouw kindred's blood- +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^w^ banyish you ^-^ ouw tewwitowies. +:3 You, cousin Hereford, x3 upon pain >_> of xDD wife, +;;w;; Tiww ^w^ twice five ^.^ summews ^.^ have :33 enwich'd ^-^ ouw fields +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wegweet ^-^ ouw fair ^w^ dominyions, +But ÚwÚ twead OwO the ^w^ stwangew ÚwÚ paths >_> of banishment. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Your uWu wiww >w< be >w< donye. :3 This >w< must my comfort be- +:33 That >_< sun UwU that wawms you here uWu shaww shinye uWu on uWu me, +And x3 those his gowden beams ^-^ to you here lent +:33 Shaww point uWu on me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd my banishment. +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee remains :3 a heaview doom, +^w^ Which I with >w< some >_< unwiwwingnyess pronounce: +The >_> swy uWu swow ^w^ houws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 detewminyate +The x3 datewess UwU wimit >_> of >w< thy dear exiwe; +The uWu hopewess >_> wowd >_> of 'nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ wetuwn' +ÚwÚ Bweathe I x3 against ^.^ thee, x3 upon pain >_> of wife. +>_< MOWBWAY. OwO A :33 heavy xDD sentence, my UwU most x3 suvweign UwU wiege, +And >w< aww uWu unwook'd uWu fow ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Highnyess' UwU mouth. +OwO A ^w^ deawew merit, ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a ^-^ maim +UwU As ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast :3 fowth in OwO the ^w^ common :3 aiw, +>_< Have I >w< desewved at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hands. +The language I ^.^ have weawnt ^.^ these forty yeaws, +UwU My ÚwÚ nyative Engwish, :3 nyow I >w< must x3 fowgo; +And :3 nyow my tongue's ;;w;; use :3 is ^-^ to me nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than OwO an unstringed ;;w;; viow ^w^ ow :3 a harp; +Ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying ^.^ instwument cas'd OwO up +Or, being ^.^ open, >w< put OwO into his ^.^ hands +:33 That knows nyo ^.^ touch ^-^ to xDD tunye OwO the >w< hawmony. +xDD Within my OwO mouth you ^.^ have ^w^ engaow'd my tongue, +Doubwy >w< powtcuwwis'd with my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and lips; +And dull, unfeewing, xDD bawwen xDD ignyowance +^-^ Is :3 made my gaowew ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on >_> me. +I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon :3 a ^w^ nyuwse, +:3 Too :3 faw in years ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pupiw OwO nyow. +What :3 is >w< thy xDD sentence, then, uWu but ^.^ speechwess >_< death, +^w^ Which >_> wobs my :33 tongue ^-^ fwom breathing ÚwÚ nyative breath? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ It :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO compassionyate; +:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw >_< sentence xDD pwainying comes xDD too late. +>_< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn me ^-^ fwom my countwv's >_< wight, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww in sowemn >w< shades >_> of endless ^-^ nyight. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO an OwO oath with thee. +>w< Way uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw >_< swowd >_> youw banish'd OwO hands; +OwO Sweaw uWu by OwO the >_> duty UwU that you owe ^-^ to God, +Our part :3 thewein ^-^ we ^w^ banyish with yourselves, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the OwO oath UwU that ^-^ we OwO adminyistew: +You never ^-^ shaww, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< twuth ÚwÚ and God, +>w< Embwace OwO each other's love in banyishment; +Nyow never ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO each other's ^.^ face; +Nyow never write, wegweet, :3 nyow weconciwe +:3 This >_< wouwing ^w^ tempest >_> of >_> youw xDD home-bwed hate; +Nyow never uWu by advised OwO puwpose ^.^ meet +ÚwÚ To pwot, OwO contwive, ^w^ ow complot ^-^ any iww, +'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw state, ^-^ ouw :33 subjects, ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw land. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu sweaw. +>_< MOWBWAY. And OwO I, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >w< aww ÚwÚ this. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Nyowfowk, OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to >_< minye enyemy. +By :3 this UwU time, xDD had OwO the UwU King pewmitted >w< us, +>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw souws xDD had wand'wed in OwO the :3 aiw, +ÚwÚ Banyish'd :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, +UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ wand- +:3 Confess >w< thy treasons ewe :3 thou UwU fwy OwO the :3 weawm; +x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast :3 faw ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, bear ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong +The >_> cwogging >_> buwden >_> of :3 a OwO guiwty ÚwÚ souw. +>_< MOWBWAY. No, Bowingbwoke; ^-^ if >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >w< twaitow, +UwU My name >w< be x3 bwotted ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of xDD wife, +And I ^-^ fwom >w< heaven banish'd as ^-^ fwom OwO hence! +But what :3 thou :3 awt, God, thou, ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ do know; +And >w< aww xDD too :3 soon, I feaw, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww ^w^ wue. +Faweweww, my ^.^ wiege. Nyow nyo uWu way can I ÚwÚ stway: +ÚwÚ Save xDD back ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO an OwO the world's my way. Exit +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Uncwe, x3 even in OwO the uWu gwasses >_> of UwU thinye eyes +I UwU see >w< thy gwieved ÚwÚ heawt. x3 Thy >_> sad aspect +;;w;; Hath ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his banish'd years +Pwuck'd ;;w;; fouw >_> away. uWu [To x3 BOWINGBWOKE] >_> Six OwO fwozen :33 wintews x3 spent, +Wetuwn with ^-^ wewcome UwU home ^-^ fwom banishment. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How wong :3 a UwU time :3 wies in ^-^ onye wittwe word! +ÚwÚ Fouw ^w^ wagging :33 wintews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_< wanton spwings +;;w;; End in :3 a uWu wowd: such :3 is OwO the >_> bweath >_> of x3 Kings. +uWu GAUNT. I :3 thank my >_> wiege UwU that in ^-^ wegawd >_> of me +ÚwÚ He UwU showtens ;;w;; fouw years >_> of my son's exiwe; +But wittwe :3 vantage uWu shaww I :33 weap ;;w;; theweby, +>_< Fow ewe OwO the OwO six years UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to uWu spend +^w^ Can >_> change theiw >_< moons ÚwÚ and bwing theiw xDD times >w< about, +UwU My x3 oiw-dwied OwO wamp ÚwÚ and >_< time-bewasted ^.^ wight +:33 Shaww >w< be :3 extinct with :3 age ÚwÚ and endless >_< nyight; +UwU My ÚwÚ inch >_> of x3 tapew uWu wiww >w< be buwnt ÚwÚ and >_< donye, +And ^.^ bwindfowd death ^.^ nyot let me UwU see my :33 son. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, :3 thou x3 hast many years ^-^ to wive. +uWu GAUNT. But ^.^ nyot :3 a minute, ;;w;; King, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ give: +ÚwÚ Showten my >_< days :3 thou ^w^ canst with sullen UwU sowwow +And xDD pwuck nyights ^-^ fwom uWu me, uWu but ^.^ nyot lend :3 a morrow; +Thou xDD can'st ^w^ hewp UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ fuwwow me with ^-^ age, +But xDD stop nyo wwinkwe in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; +x3 Thy >_> wowd :3 is cuwwent with him uWu fow my >_< death, +But OwO dead, >w< thy :3 kingdom cannyot ^-^ buy my ^.^ bweath. +KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Thy :3 son :3 is banish'd x3 upon good >_< advice, +xDD Wheweto >w< thy :33 tongue :3 a x3 pawty-vewdict gave. +UwU Why at ^-^ ouw :33 justice >_> seem'st :3 thou then ^-^ to lour? +uWu GAUNT. OwO Things ^w^ sweet ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste ^w^ pwuv in ^.^ digestion sour. +You urg'd me as :3 a judge; uWu but I xDD had wathew +You would ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me x3 awgue >_< wike :3 a father. +:33 O, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a UwU stwangew, ^.^ nyot my OwO chiwd, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth his fauwt I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe xDD miwd. +OwO A ^w^ pawtiaw :3 swandew ÚwÚ sought I ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, +And in OwO the >_< sentence my >_> own life >w< destwoy'd. +^.^ Awas, I ^.^ wook'd when >w< some >_> of you shouwd uWu say +I ÚwÚ was xDD too :33 stwict ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye >_> own away; +But you >_> gave xDD weave ^-^ to my unwilling :33 tongue +uWu Against my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, faweweww; :3 and, uncwe, ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ so. +>_> Six years ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. +:33 Fwouwish. Exit KING with x3 twain +>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Cousin, faweweww; what :3 pwesence >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, +From xDD whewe you ^-^ do >_< wemain let paper show. +UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My lord, nyo xDD weave UwU take OwO I, uWu fow I uWu wiww ride +UwU As :3 faw as ^.^ wand uWu wiww let me uWu by >_> youw xDD side. +uWu GAUNT. :33 O, ^-^ to what OwO puwpose OwO dost :3 thou UwU hoawd >w< thy x3 wowds, +:33 That :3 thou returnest nyo greeting ^-^ to >w< thy uWu fwiends? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have xDD too xDD few ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you, +When OwO the tongue's >w< office shouwd >w< be :33 pwodigaw +ÚwÚ To bweathe OwO the abundant ^-^ dowouw >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +uWu GAUNT. x3 Thy >w< gwief :3 is uWu but >w< thy absence uWu fow :3 a xDD time. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Joy absent, >w< gwief :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow UwU that xDD time. +uWu GAUNT. What :3 is OwO six winters? ^.^ They awe >_> quickwy gone. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ To x3 men in >_< joy; uWu but >w< gwief makes ^-^ onye hour uWu ten. +uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ twavew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ tak'st uWu fow ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww sigh when I miscall ^.^ it so, +^w^ Which ^.^ finds ^.^ it OwO an ^-^ enfowced ^w^ piwgwimage. +uWu GAUNT. The sullen ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy x3 weawy ^-^ steps +UwU Esteem as :33 foiw wherein :3 thou art ^-^ to xDD set +The pwecious >_> jewew >_> of >w< thy UwU home ^w^ wetuwn. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, every >w< tedious :33 stwide I ^-^ make +uWu Wiww uWu but wemembew me what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of x3 wowwd +I ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the jewews UwU that I wuv. +Must I ^.^ nyot sewve :3 a wong apprenticehood +ÚwÚ To foweign passages; ÚwÚ and in OwO the end, +Having my freedom, boast >_> of nyothing ewse +But UwU that I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ jouwnyeyman ^-^ to x3 gwief? +uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces UwU that OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 visits +uWu Awe ^-^ to :3 a xDD wise man ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^-^ havens. +Teach >w< thy necessity ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus: +Thewe :3 is nyo :3 viwtue >_< wike nyecessity. +:33 Think ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> did ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, +But :3 thou OwO the King. ^w^ Woe doth OwO the heaview ^-^ sit +:3 Whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; pewceives ^.^ it :3 is uWu but ;;w;; faintwy UwU home. +Go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase xDD honyouw, +And ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King exil'd thee; ^w^ ow suppose +xDD Devouwing pestilence OwO hangs in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw +And :3 thou art fwying ^-^ to :3 a fresher cwime. +Wook what >w< thy ^w^ souw howds ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ imaginye ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To lie UwU that uWu way :3 thou >w< goest, ^.^ nyot :3 whence :3 thou >_> com'st. +Suppose OwO the ;;w;; singing :33 biwds x3 musicians, +The :3 gwass xDD wheweon :3 thou >w< twead'st OwO the :3 pwesence strew'd, +The >_> fwowews fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ steps nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than :3 a >_> dewightfuw measuwe ^w^ ow :3 a UwU dance; +>_< Fow UwU gnyawwing UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath less power ^-^ to bite +The man UwU that >w< mocks at ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it >_> wight. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, ^-^ who can howd :3 a x3 fiwe in his hand +By >w< thinking uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwosty x3 Caucasus? +Ow cloy OwO the x3 hungwy >_> edge >_> of :3 appetite +By x3 bawe ^.^ imaginyation >_> of :3 a :3 feast? +Ow wawwow ^.^ nyaked in December snyow +By >w< thinking uWu on fantastic ÚwÚ summew's heat? +:33 O, no! OwO the appwehension >_> of OwO the good +Gives uWu but OwO the gweatew feeling ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowse. +x3 Feww ^.^ sowwow's tooth doth never >_> wankwe ^-^ mowe +>w< Than when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, uWu but xDD wanceth ^.^ nyot OwO the sore. +uWu GAUNT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my UwU son, I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy way. +Had I >w< thy ^-^ youtwi ÚwÚ and ^-^ cause, I would ^.^ nyot >_> stay. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Then, England's >w< gwound, faweweww; ^w^ sweet soiw, >w< adieu; +UwU My mothew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that uWu beaws me x3 yet! +x3 Whewe'ew I wander, boast >_> of :3 this I ^w^ can: +^-^ Though banish'd, ÚwÚ yet :3 a twuebown Engwish xDD man. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +Wondon. The couwt + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with BAGOT ÚwÚ and GREEN, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; +ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE at another + +KING :33 WICHAWD. We >_> did uWu obsewve. Cousin Aumewwe, +OwO How :3 faw ^w^ bwought you UwU high ^.^ Hewefowd uWu on his ^w^ way? +>_> AUMEWWE. I ^w^ bwought UwU high Hereford, ^-^ if you caww him so, +But ^-^ to OwO the next UwU high >_< way, ÚwÚ and there I weft >_> him. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And ÚwÚ say, what ^.^ stowe >_> of pawting ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe >_< shed? +>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu fow me; ^-^ except OwO the nyowth-east wind, +^w^ Which then blew bitterly x3 against ^-^ ouw :3 faces, +Awak'd OwO the sweeping rheum, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu by uWu chance +OwO Did OwO gwace ^-^ ouw >w< howwow pawting with :3 a tear. +KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said ^-^ ouw cousin when you x3 pawted with OwO him? +>_> AUMEWWE. >_< 'Faweweww.' +And, uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ disdainyed UwU that my :33 tongue +;;w;; Shouwd OwO so ^.^ pwofanye OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU that ^w^ taught me >w< cwaft +ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit oppression >_> of such >w< gwief +:33 That uWu wowds >w< seem'd buwied in my ^.^ sowwow's ^-^ gwave. +x3 Mawwy, would OwO the >_> wowd 'farewell' ^.^ have ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws +And ÚwÚ added years ^-^ to his ^-^ showt ;;w;; banyishment, +ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD had :3 a vowume >_> of :3 fawewewws; +But >_< since ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he xDD had UwU nyonye >_> of >_> me. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, UwU cousin; uWu but 'tis UwU doubt, +When UwU time uWu shaww caww him UwU home ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, +:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw x3 kinsman come ^-^ to UwU see his >_< fwiends. +UwU Ouwsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< Bushy, xDD Bagot ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, +Obsewv'd his courtship ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe; +OwO How ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into theiw hearts +x3 With humbwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD couwtesy; +What uWu wevewence ^.^ he >_> did thwow away uWu on ;;w;; swaves, +ÚwÚ Wooing UwU poow xDD cwaftsmen with OwO the >w< cwaft >_> of >_> smiwes +And uWu patient UwU undewbeawing >_> of his OwO fowtunye, +UwU As 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ banyish theiw ^w^ affects with >_> him. +^-^ Off :33 goes his bonnyet ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ oystew-wench; +OwO A >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ dwaymen ;;w;; bid :3 God ÚwÚ speed him ;;w;; weww +And xDD had OwO the twibute >_> of his UwU suppwe xDD knyee, +x3 With 'Thanks, my countrymen, my :33 woving >w< fwiends'; +UwU As ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ Engwand in ÚwÚ wevewsion his, +And ^.^ he ^-^ ouw :33 subjects' next degree in :33 hope. +GREEN. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is gone; ÚwÚ and with him >w< go ^.^ these :3 thoughts! +Nyow uWu fow OwO the rebels ;;w;; which ^.^ stand >_< out in UwU Iwewand, +>w< Expedient manage >w< must >w< be made, my UwU wiege, +Ewe further :3 weisuwe yicld them further :3 means +>_< Fow theiw ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO Highnyess' loss. +KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww ouwsewf in person ^-^ to :3 this waw; +And, uWu fow ^-^ ouw coffers, with xDD too gweat :3 a couwt +And >_> wibewaw :3 wawgess, awe UwU gwown uWu somewhat >_< wight, +We awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ fawm ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 weawm; +The OwO wevenyue ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww >_> fuwnyish OwO us +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw affairs in hand. >w< If UwU that come showt, +Our ÚwÚ substitutes at UwU home uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU bwank >_> chawtews; +>_> Wheweto, when uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow what x3 men awe rich, +^.^ They uWu shaww ^w^ subscwibe them uWu fow uWu wawge ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, +And ^-^ send them aftew ^-^ to :3 suppwy ^-^ ouw >_< wants; +>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu fow >_< Iwewand >_> pwesentwy. + +x3 Entew OwO BUSHY + +>w< Bushy, what x3 nyews? +>w< BUSHY. Old uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt :3 is grievous >_< sick, my lord, +Suddenly >_< taken; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent xDD poste-haste +ÚwÚ To entweat >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? +>w< BUSHY. ^.^ At Ewy >_< House. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow >w< put it, God, in OwO the x3 physician's :33 mind +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to his grave immediately! +The winying >_> of his OwO coffews uWu shaww ^-^ make ;;w;; coats +ÚwÚ To xDD deck ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ;;w;; waws. +^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's >w< aww >w< go >w< visit >_> him. +;;w;; Pway :3 God ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ make haste, ÚwÚ and come xDD too uWu wate! +ALL. UwU Amen. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Wondon. Ewy House + +x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, >_< sick, with OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, etc. + +uWu GAUNT. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King xDD come, UwU that I ^-^ may bweathe my last +UwU In >_> whowesome counsew ^-^ to his >w< unstaid ^-^ youth? +^.^ YOWK. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf, :3 nyow ^-^ stwive ^.^ nyot with >_> youw >w< bweath; +>_< Fow >w< aww in vain comes counsew ^-^ to his OwO eaw. +uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu but uWu they uWu say OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ dying x3 men +xDD Enfowce attention >_< wike ^-^ deep >w< hawmony. +:3 Whewe uWu wowds awe xDD scawce, uWu they awe uWu sewdom spent in :3 vain; +>_< Fow uWu they bweathe >w< twuth UwU that bweathe theiw uWu wowds >w< -in >w< pain. +ÚwÚ He UwU that nyo ^-^ mowe >w< must uWu say :3 is ;;w;; wisten'd ^-^ mowe +>w< Than uWu they xDD whom xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^-^ to >_> gwose; +Mowe awe xDD men's ends OwO mawk'd than theiw ;;w;; wives >_> befowe. +The setting >_> sun, ÚwÚ and music at OwO the OwO cwose, +UwU As OwO the last ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 sweets, :3 is x3 sweetest ^w^ wast, +:3 Wwit in wemembwance ^-^ mowe than >w< things wong ^.^ past. +^-^ Though Richard my :3 wife's counsew would ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, +UwU My >_> death's >_> sad xDD tawe ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet >_< undeaf his OwO eaw. +^.^ YOWK. Nyo; ^.^ it :3 is stopp'd with uWu othew :3 fwattewing :3 sounds, +UwU As pwaises, >_> of uWu whose ÚwÚ taste OwO the xDD wise awe uWu fond, +:3 Wascivious x3 metwes, ^-^ to uWu whose venyom :33 sound +The open ear >_> of xDD youth doth :33 awways listen; +Report >_> of ^-^ fashions in >_> pwoud >_< Itawy, +uWu Whose ^-^ mannyews still ^-^ ouw tawdy UwU apish >w< nyation +>_< Wimps aftew in base >w< imitation. +:3 Whewe doth OwO the x3 wowwd OwO thwust :3 fowth :3 a vanity- +^w^ So ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ nyew, :33 thewe's nyo >_< wespect how viwe- +:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy :3 buzz'd OwO into his ;;w;; eaws? +;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate comes counsew ^-^ to >w< be heard +:3 Whewe uWu wiww doth UwU mutiny with UwU wit's uWu wegawd. +>w< Diwect ^.^ nyot him uWu whose uWu way ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww uWu choose. +^.^ 'Tis >_> bweath :3 thou uWu wack'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweath xDD wiwt :3 thou lose. +uWu GAUNT. x3 Methinks I x3 am :3 a prophet OwO nyew UwU inspiw'd, +And ;;w;; thus expiring ^-^ do foweteww >_> of UwU him: +His wash fiewce ^-^ bwaze >_> of uWu wiot cannyot ^w^ wast, +>_< Fow viowent fiwes >_> soon >_< buwn >_< out :3 themsewves; +^w^ Smaww uWu showews last long, uWu but ^w^ sudden stowms awe ^-^ showt; +ÚwÚ He >w< tiwes uWu betimes UwU that ^w^ spuws xDD too fast x3 betimes; +x3 With OwO eagew OwO feeding >_< food doth uWu choke OwO the feedew; +Wight uWu vanyity, :33 insatiate cowmowant, +Consuming means, >_> soon preys x3 upon itself. +:3 This :33 woyaw UwU thwonye >_> of ÚwÚ kings, :3 this >w< scept'wed ÚwÚ iswe, +:3 This :3 eawth >_> of ^-^ majesty, :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD Maws, +:3 This uWu othew UwU Eden, xDD demi-pawadise, +:3 This >_> fowtwess built uWu by :3 Nyatuwe uWu fow x3 hewsewf +uWu Against ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of war, +:3 This x3 happy breed >_> of ^-^ men, :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, +:3 This pwecious stonye xDD set in OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sea, +^w^ Which sewves ^.^ it in OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a waww, +Ow as :3 a xDD moat xDD defensive ^-^ to :3 a OwO house, +uWu Against OwO the >_< envy >_> of less happier wands; +:3 This bwessed pwot, :3 this :3 eawth, :3 this >_> weawm, :3 this >_> Engwand, +:3 This ^w^ nyuwse, :3 this ÚwÚ teeming >_> womb >_> of :33 woyaw ÚwÚ kings, +;;w;; Feaw'd uWu by theiw bweed, ÚwÚ and :3 famous uWu by theiw birth, +Renowned uWu fow theiw deeds as :3 faw ^-^ fwom home, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian service ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ chivawwy, +UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe in :3 stubbown Jewwy +x3 Of OwO the world's wansom, bwessed ÚwÚ Mawy's uWu Son; +:3 This ^.^ wand >_> of such dear souls, :3 this dear dear wand, +UwU Deaw uWu fow xDD hew weputation OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, +^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> weas'd out-I die pronouncing >_> it- +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 tenyement ^w^ ow xDD pewting farm. +>_> Engwand, bound in with OwO the triumphant >_< sea, +uWu Whose uWu wocky showe x3 beats xDD back OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ siege +x3 Of wat'wy Neptune, :3 is :3 nyow bound in with shame, +x3 With ÚwÚ inky >_> bwots ÚwÚ and rotten parchment ^.^ bonds; +:33 That >_> Engwand, UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to OwO conquew >w< othews, +;;w;; Hath :3 made :3 a shameful :3 conquest >_> of itself. +xDD Ah, would OwO the OwO scandaw vanyish with my xDD wife, +OwO How x3 happy then ;;w;; wewe my >w< ensuing >_< death! + +x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and QUEEN, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, BUSHY, GREEN, uWu BAGOT, +>_< Woss, ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY + +^.^ YOWK. The UwU King :3 is x3 come; ^-^ deaw mildly with his youth, +>_< Fow x3 young ^.^ hot :33 cowts being uWu wag'd ^-^ do ;;w;; wage OwO the more. +x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe uncwe >w< Wancastew? +KING :33 WICHAWD. What UwU comfowt, man? OwO How :3 is't with ;;w;; aged ^w^ Gaunt? +uWu GAUNT. :33 O, how UwU that name uWu befits my xDD composition! +Old :3 Gaunt, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ gaunt in being ^.^ owd. +xDD Within me >w< gwief ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept :3 a >w< tedious uWu fast; +And ^-^ who abstains ^-^ fwom meat UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot gaunt? +>_< Fow sweeping ^.^ Engwand wong UwU time ^.^ have I watch'd; +^w^ Watching >_> bweeds ^-^ weannyess, weannyess :3 is OwO an OwO gaunt. +The ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that >w< some fathews :33 feed x3 upon +^-^ Is my :33 stwict fast-I UwU mean my ^-^ chiwdwen's :3 wooks; +And :3 thewein ^w^ fasting, x3 hast :3 thou :3 made me OwO gaunt. +:33 Gaunt x3 am I uWu fow OwO the :33 gwave, ^.^ gaunt as :3 a :33 gwave, +uWu Whose >w< howwow >_> womb >_> inhewits UwU nyought uWu but >_< bonyes. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Can uWu sick x3 men xDD pway OwO so ;;w;; nyicewy with theiw names? +uWu GAUNT. No, >w< misewy makes uWu spowt ^-^ to xDD mock ^.^ itsewf: +x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to :33 kiww my name in uWu me, +I xDD mock my uWu nyame, gweat ^-^ king, ^-^ to fwattew thee. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ dying x3 men fwattew with x3 those UwU that live? +uWu GAUNT. No, no; x3 men :3 wiving fwattew x3 those UwU that ^-^ die. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Thou, :3 nyow a-dying, >_> sayest :3 thou flatterest >_> me. +uWu GAUNT. :33 O, no! :3 thou diest, >w< though I OwO the sickew UwU be. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 am in ^.^ heawth, I x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and UwU see ÚwÚ thee ill. +uWu GAUNT. Nyow ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 made me knows I UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 iww; +^w^ Iww in ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> see, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ thee >_< seeing ill. +x3 Thy death-bed :3 is nyo ^.^ wessew than >w< thy ^.^ wand +OwO Whewein :3 thou ^-^ wiest in weputation uWu sick; +And thou, xDD too >_> cawewess uWu patient as :3 thou :3 awt, +:33 Commit'st >w< thy >_> anyointed ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the cure +x3 Of x3 those :3 physicians UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_< wounded ÚwÚ thee: +OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ fwattewews ^-^ sit within >w< thy UwU cwown, +uWu Whose ^w^ compass :3 is nyo :3 biggew than >w< thy ÚwÚ head; +And >_> yet, ;;w;; incaged in OwO so small :3 a uWu vewge, +The ^.^ waste :3 is nyo whit ^.^ wessew than >w< thy land. +:33 O, xDD had >w< thy :3 gwandsiwe with :3 a prophet's eye +>_< Seen how his son's :3 son shouwd >_< destwoy his OwO sons, +From :3 fowth >w< thy weach ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> waid >w< thy shame, +Deposing ÚwÚ thee before :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> possess'd, +^w^ Which art ^-^ possess'd :3 nyow ^-^ to depose thysewf. +ÚwÚ Why, uWu cousin, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu wegent >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to let :3 this ^.^ wand uWu by OwO wease; +But uWu fow >w< thy x3 wowwd xDD enjoying uWu but :3 this wand, +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ it so? +Wandwowd >_> of ^.^ Engwand art :3 thou nyow, ^.^ nyot King. +x3 Thy OwO state >_> of OwO waw :3 is bondswave ^-^ to OwO the waw; +And ;;w;; thou- +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A UwU wunyatic wean-witted fool, +;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on OwO an >_< ague's privilege, +ÚwÚ Dawest with >w< thy OwO fwozen OwO admonyition +UwU Make OwO pawe ^-^ ouw cheek, :3 chasing OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood +x3 With :3 fuwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative wesidence. +Nyow uWu by my :3 seat's ^.^ wight :33 woyaw ^-^ majesty, +OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwothew ^-^ to gweat x3 Edwawd's UwU son, +:3 This :33 tongue UwU that runs OwO so ^.^ woundwy in >w< thy head +;;w;; Shouwd run >w< thy head ^-^ fwom >w< thy unwevewent >_> shouwdews. +uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu Spawe me ;;w;; nyot, my bwothew x3 Edwawd's UwU son, +>_< Fow UwU that I ÚwÚ was his fathew x3 Edwawd's :3 son; +:33 That UwU bwood uWu awweady, >_< wike OwO the xDD pewican, +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO tapp'd out, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwunkenwy :3 cawous'd. +UwU My bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ;;w;; pwain well-meaning x3 souw- +x3 Whom fair befall in >w< heaven 'mongst x3 happy souls!- +May >w< be :3 a OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ and witness good +:33 That :3 thou ^.^ wespect'st ^.^ nyot spilling x3 Edwawd's bwood. +Join with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent sicknyess UwU that I ^.^ have; +And >w< thy unkindness >w< be >_< wike crooked ^-^ age, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ cwop at UwU once :3 a xDD too wong withered OwO fwowew. +Live in >w< thy shame, uWu but die ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame with thee! +^.^ These uWu wowds heweaftew >w< thy OwO towmentows xDD be! +uWu Convey me ^-^ to my :33 bed, then ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. +^-^ Wuv uWu they ^-^ to live UwU that love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw have. +Exit, ÚwÚ bownye >_< out uWu by his attendants +KING :33 WICHAWD. And let them die UwU that :3 age ÚwÚ and ^.^ suwwens ^.^ have; +>_< Fow uWu both x3 hast thou, ÚwÚ and uWu both ÚwÚ become OwO the ^-^ gwave. +^.^ YOWK. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty :33 impute his uWu wowds +ÚwÚ To wayward sickwinyess ÚwÚ and :3 age in >_> him. +ÚwÚ He loves you, uWu on my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and howds you dear +UwU As Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Right, you uWu say ÚwÚ twue: as OwO Hewefowd's love, OwO so his; +UwU As theirs, OwO so mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< be as ^.^ it is. + +x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. +KING :33 WICHAWD. What :33 says x3 he? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO nyothing; >w< aww :3 is ^w^ said. +His :33 tongue :3 is :3 nyow :3 a :33 stwingwess instrument; +>w< Wowds, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and aww, ^.^ owd :3 Wancastew ;;w;; hath >w< spent. +^.^ YOWK. Be uWu Yowk OwO the next UwU that >w< must >w< be bankrupt so! +^-^ Though death >w< be xDD poow, ^.^ it ends :3 a x3 mowtaw ^w^ woe. +KING :33 WICHAWD. The ripest fwuit ^.^ fiwst falls, ÚwÚ and OwO so doth xDD he; +His UwU time :3 is x3 spent, ^-^ ouw x3 piwgwimage >w< must UwU be. +^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw Iwish ;;w;; waws. +We >w< must >_> suppwant x3 those xDD wough wug-headed kerns, +^w^ Which live >_< wike venyom xDD whewe nyo venyom ewse +But only uWu they ^.^ have UwU pwiviwege ^-^ to wive. +And uWu fow ^.^ these gweat affairs ^-^ do ÚwÚ ask >w< some chawge, +Towawds ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ seize ^-^ to OwO us +The ;;w;; pwate, >w< coin, wevenyues, ÚwÚ and OwO muvabwes, +^.^ Wheweof ^-^ ouw uncwe :33 Gaunt >_> did ^.^ stand >w< possess'd. +^.^ YOWK. OwO How wong uWu shaww I >w< be :33 patient? xDD Ah, how wong +:33 Shaww >w< tendew >_> duty ^-^ make me suffer wrong? +:3 Nyot :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, :3 nyow OwO Hewefowd's ;;w;; banyishment, +Nyow Gaunt's >_< webukes, :3 nyow England's pwivate wwongs, +Nyow OwO the prevention >_> of UwU poow :3 Bowingbwoke +About his mawwiage, :3 nyow my >_> own UwU disgwace, +>_< Have >w< evew :3 made me ^w^ souw my uWu patient ^-^ cheek +Ow ^-^ bend ^-^ onye wwinkwe uWu on my >_< suvweign's face. +I x3 am OwO the last >_> of x3 nyobwe x3 Edwawd's OwO sons, +x3 Of xDD whom >w< thy fathew, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ was >_> fiwst. +UwU In OwO waw ÚwÚ was never x3 wion uWu wag'd ^-^ mowe >_< fiewce, +UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ was never gentwe ÚwÚ wamb ^-^ mowe >_< miwd, +>w< Than ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 young ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy gentleman. +His ;;w;; face :3 thou hast, uWu fow x3 even OwO so ^.^ wook'd >_< he, +^-^ Accompwish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >w< thy :3 houws; +But when ^.^ he >_< fwown'd, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench +And ^.^ nyot x3 against his >_< fwiends. His x3 nyobwe hand +OwO Did ^.^ win what ^.^ he >_> did UwU spend, ÚwÚ and spent ^.^ nyot UwU that +^w^ Which his triumphant >_< fathew's hand xDD had x3 won. +His ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe OwO guiwty >_> of nyo UwU kindwed blood, +But bwoody with OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of his kin. +:3 O OwO Wichawd! uWu Yowk :3 is xDD too :3 faw gonye with gwief, +Ow ewse ^.^ he never would compawe :33 between- +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +^.^ YOWK. :3 O my UwU wiege, +Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ if you pwease; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, pleas'd +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD pawdonyed, x3 am ^.^ content :3 withaw. +>_< Seek you ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize ÚwÚ and gripe OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands +The x3 woyawties ÚwÚ and ^-^ wights >_> of banish'd ^w^ Hewefowd? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ;;w;; dead? ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ Hewefowd live? +>_> Was ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ^w^ just? ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot Hawwy :3 twue? +OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an OwO heiw? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his ÚwÚ heiw :3 a uWu weww-desewving xDD son? +;;w;; Take OwO Hewefowd's ^-^ wights ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ fwom Time +His chawtews ÚwÚ and his >_< customawy xDD wights; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot to-morrow then ensue ^-^ to-day; +Be ^.^ nyot :3 thysewf-fow how art :3 thou :3 a ;;w;; king +But uWu by fair >w< sequence ÚwÚ and succession? +Nyow, afore God-God fowbid I uWu say xDD twue!- +>w< If you ^-^ do >w< wwongfuwwy ÚwÚ seize OwO Hewefowd's rights, +^-^ Caww in OwO the letters patents UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +By his >_< attownyeys-genyewaw ^-^ to >w< sue +His x3 wivewy, ÚwÚ and deny his x3 off'wed homage, +You xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ thousand dangews uWu on >_> youw uWu head, +You wose :3 a ^w^ thousand weww-disposed hearts, +And :3 pwick my >w< tendew >_< patience ^-^ to x3 those >_> thoughts +^w^ Which uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance cannyot uWu think. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Think what you wiww, ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands +His ;;w;; pwate, his >_< goods, his >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and his :33 wands. +^.^ YOWK. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu by OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. UwU My UwU wiege, faweweww. +What uWu wiww ensue xDD heweof :33 thewe's UwU nyonye can UwU teww; +But uWu by OwO bad courses ^-^ may >w< be understood +:33 That theiw >w< events can never ^-^ faww >_< out :33 good. Exit +KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, >w< Bushy, ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; stwaight; +UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ to Ewy House +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this :33 businyess. >w< To-mowwow next +We uWu wiww uWu fow :3 Iwewand; ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU time, I uWu twow. +And ^-^ we ^w^ cweate, in absence >_> of ^w^ ouwsewf, +Our Uncle uWu Yowk Wowd :33 Guvwnyow >_> of England; +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU just, ÚwÚ and :33 awways :33 wov'd OwO us :33 weww. +Come OwO on, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; queen; to-morrow >w< must ^-^ we part; +Be uWu mewwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU time >_> of stay :3 is short. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, +GREEN, ÚwÚ and BAGOT +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww, x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew :3 is UwU dead. +Ross. And :3 wiving :33 too; uWu fow :3 nyow his :3 son :3 is >_> Duke. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Bawewy in titwe, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; wevenyues. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wichwy in ^.^ both, ^-^ if :33 justice xDD had xDD hew >_> wight. +:3 WOSS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is OwO gweat; uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >_< bweak with :3 siwence, +Ere't >w< be OwO disbuwdenyed with :3 a >_> wibewaw OwO tongue. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, speak >w< thy mind; ÚwÚ and let him :33 nye'ew speak ^-^ mowe +:33 That ^-^ speaks >w< thy uWu wowds UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee harm! +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. :3 Tends UwU that :3 thou wouldst speak ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Hewefowd? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, >_< out with ^.^ it ^.^ bowdwy, >w< man; +OwO Quick :3 is >_< minye ear ^-^ to hear >_> of good towards >_> him. +:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo good at >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do uWu fow him; +>_< Unwess you caww ^.^ it good ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, +Bereft ÚwÚ and ^.^ gewded >_> of his patwimony. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, afore God, 'tis ÚwÚ shame such ^-^ wwongs awe ÚwÚ bownye +UwU In ^w^ him, :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe +x3 Of x3 nyobwe UwU bwood in :3 this >w< decwinying land. +The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot himself, uWu but basewy wed +By fwattewews; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu wiww xDD infowm, +>_< Mewewy in ^.^ hate, >w< 'gainst ^-^ any >_> of OwO us >_> an, +:33 That uWu wiww OwO the UwU King severely >w< pwosecute +'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw heiws. +:3 WOSS. The x3 commons ;;w;; hath ^.^ he :33 piww'd with grievous taxes; +And ^-^ quite lost theiw ^.^ heawts; OwO the nobles ;;w;; hath ^.^ he find +>_< Fow ÚwÚ ancient quarrels ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite lost theiw ^-^ heawts. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew UwU exactions awe :3 devis'd, +UwU As ^.^ bwanks, OwO benyevowences, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what; +But what, :3 a God's uWu nyame, doth ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Waws ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ wasted it, uWu fow warr'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, +But basewy >w< yiewded x3 upon compwomise +:33 That ;;w;; which his x3 nyobwe ^w^ ancestows >_< achiev'd with OwO bwows. +Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ he spent in xDD peace than uWu they in ;;w;; waws. +:3 WOSS. The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< weawm in farm. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. The King's UwU gwown bankrupt >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken xDD man. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and x3 dissowution >_> hangeth xDD uvw >_> him. +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot money uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ^w^ waws, +His ;;w;; buwdenyous :33 taxations ^.^ nyotwithstanding, +But uWu by OwO the wobbing >_> of OwO the banish'd >_> Duke. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. His x3 nyobwe kinsman-most >w< degenyewate king! +But, x3 wowds, ^-^ we hear :3 this xDD feawfuw ^w^ tempest sing, +>_> Yet >w< seek nyo shewtew ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the storm; +We UwU see OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ sit >_> sowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw sails, +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we strike ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO secuwewy UwU pewish. +:3 WOSS. We UwU see OwO the vewy :3 wweck UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ suffew; +And ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the danger :3 nyow +>_< Fow suffewing OwO so OwO the ÚwÚ causes >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wweck. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyot >w< so; x3 even OwO thwough OwO the >w< howwow eyes >_> of death +I UwU spy life ^.^ peewing; uWu but I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say +OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^-^ ouw comfort is. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Nyay, let OwO us share >w< thy >_> thoughts as :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ ouws. +:3 WOSS. Be >w< confident ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +We three awe uWu but ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 and, ;;w;; speaking so, +x3 Thy uWu wowds awe uWu but as xDD thoughts; OwO thewefowe >w< be bold. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom We Port xDD Bwanc, :3 a :33 bay +UwU In >_> Bwittany, receiv'd ;;w;; intewwigence +:33 That Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, uWu Wainyowd Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, +:33 That ^.^ wate x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Exetew, +His :33 bwothew, Awchbishop ^.^ wate >_> of Cantewbuwy, +Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham, Sir uWu John Ramston, +Sir uWu John x3 Nyowbewy, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Waterton, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis x3 Quoint- +^-^ Aww :33 these, ;;w;; weww furnish'd uWu by OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, +x3 With eight taww ;;w;; ships, three ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of war, +uWu Awe :33 making UwU hithew with >w< aww :3 due OwO expedience, +And :33 showtwy UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^-^ ouw nyowthewn UwU showe. +Perhaps uWu they xDD had ewe this, uWu but UwU that uWu they stay +The ^.^ fiwst >_< depawting >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu fow >_< Iwewand. +>w< If then ^-^ we uWu shaww >_< shake x3 off ^-^ ouw slavish yoke, +Imp >_< out ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; wing, +:3 Wedeem ^-^ fwom :3 bwoking ^.^ pawn OwO the ^-^ bwemish'd UwU cwown, +;;w;; Wipe x3 off OwO the ^.^ dust UwU that hides ^-^ ouw :33 sceptwe's UwU giwt, +And ^-^ make UwU high majesty ÚwÚ wook >_< wike itself, +:3 Away with me in OwO post ^-^ to Ravenspurgh; +But ^-^ if you faint, as feawing ^-^ to ^-^ do so, +uWu Stay ÚwÚ and >w< be secwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ^.^ go. +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, ^-^ to OwO howse! Uwge :33 doubts ^-^ to them UwU that fear. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. Hold >_< out my OwO howse, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ thewe. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +Windsor >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ and BAGOT + +>w< BUSHY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is xDD too >w< much :33 sad. +You ^-^ pwomis'd, when you x3 pawted with OwO the ;;w;; King, +ÚwÚ To uWu way ^w^ aside ^w^ wife-hawming heavinyess +And UwU entewtain :3 a cheerful disposition. +x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the ;;w;; King, I did; ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf +I cannyot ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo cause +UwU Why I shouwd ^-^ wewcome such :3 a uWu guest as gwief, +ÚwÚ Save >_> bidding faweweww ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a uWu guest +UwU As my ^w^ sweet >_< Wichawd. >_> Yet UwU again >w< methinks +uWu Some unborn xDD sowwow, wipe in >_< fowtunye's uWu womb, +^-^ Is UwU coming towards uWu me, ÚwÚ and my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw +x3 With nyothing ^w^ twembwes. ^.^ At >w< some xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves +Mowe than with pawting ^-^ fwom my lord OwO the King. +>w< BUSHY. >_> Each xDD substance >_> of :3 a >w< gwief ;;w;; hath twenty ^-^ shadows, +^w^ Which >w< shows >_< wike >w< gwief itself, uWu but :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; +>_< Fow ^.^ sowwow's eye, glazed with :33 bwinding >_< teaws, +Divides ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu entiwe ^-^ to many objects, +;;w;; Wike perspectives which, >w< wightwy x3 gaz'd OwO upon, +Show nyothing uWu but confusion-ey'd >w< awwy, +>_< Distinguish fowm. ^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu Majesty, +OwO Wooking awry x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's depawtuwe, +Find >_> shapes >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU waiw; +>w< Which, ^.^ wook'd uWu on as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 is UwU nyought uWu but ^w^ shadows +x3 Of what ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Then, >_> thwice-gwacious uWu Queen, +Mowe than >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ depawtuwe weep not-more :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 seen; +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis with false ^.^ sowwow's eye, +^w^ Which uWu fow >w< things OwO twue ÚwÚ weeps >w< things >w< imaginyawy. +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw +^.^ Pewsuades me ^.^ it :3 is uWu othewwise. ^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, +I cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 sad; OwO so :33 heavy >_> sad +^.^ As-though, uWu on ^-^ thinking, uWu on nyo ^w^ thought I ^w^ think- +:3 Makes me with :33 heavy nyothing ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and x3 shwink. +>w< BUSHY. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but conceit, my >_< gwacious >_< wady. +x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing wess: uWu conceit :3 is still deriv'd +From >w< some fowefathew gwief; >_< minye :3 is ^.^ nyot so, +>_< Fow nyothing ;;w;; hath ;;w;; begot my xDD something gwief, +Ow xDD something ;;w;; hath OwO the nyothing UwU that I ^w^ gwieve; +^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ wevewsion UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ possess- +But what ^.^ it :3 is UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO knyown what, +I cannyot ;;w;; nyame; 'tis OwO nyamewess x3 woe, I :3 wot. + +x3 Entew GREEN + +GREEN. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww met, >_< gentwemen. +I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet shipp'd uWu fow >_< Iwewand. +x3 QUEEN. UwU Why hopest :3 thou so? ^.^ 'Tis better >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; +>_< Fow his designs crave haste, his haste good :33 hope. +;;w;; Then xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ shipp'd? +GREEN. :33 That >_< he, ^-^ ouw hope, UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd his power +And >_> dwiven OwO into ^.^ despaiw OwO an enemy's >w< hope +OwO Who stwongwy ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing in :3 this land. +The banish'd :3 Bowingbwoke repeals himself, +And with uplifted ÚwÚ awms :3 is xDD safe awwiv'd +^.^ At Ravenspurgh. +x3 QUEEN. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven forbid! +GREEN. xDD Ah, UwU madam, 'tis xDD too true; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is ^.^ wowse, +The Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, his :3 son x3 young ^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, +The ^.^ Wowds >_> of >_< Woss, >_< Beaumond, ÚwÚ and Willoughby, +x3 With >w< aww theiw >w< powewfuw fwiends, awe xDD fwed ^-^ to >_> him. +>w< BUSHY. UwU Why ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot pwocwaim'd Northumberland +And >w< aww OwO the west UwU wevowted >w< faction ^-^ twaitows? +GREEN. We ^.^ have; wheweupon OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew +;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwoken his staff, wesign'd his OwO stewawdship, +And >w< aww OwO the househowd ^-^ sewvants xDD fwed with him +ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke. +x3 QUEEN. UwU So, ^w^ Gween, :3 thou art OwO the midwife ^-^ to my x3 woe, +And :3 Bowingbwoke my ^.^ sowwow's dismaw :33 heiw. +Nyow ;;w;; hath my ^w^ souw ^w^ bwought :3 fowth xDD hew ^w^ pwodigy; +And OwO I, :3 a gasping >w< nyew-dewivew'd mothew, +>_< Have >_> woe ^-^ to x3 woe, UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU sowwow >_> join'd. +>w< BUSHY. Despair ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. +x3 QUEEN. OwO Who uWu shaww :33 hindew x3 me? +I uWu wiww >_> despaiw, ÚwÚ and >w< be at :33 enmity +x3 With cozenying :33 hope-he :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, +OwO A xDD pawasite, :3 a keeper-back >_> of >_< death, +OwO Who gently would dissowve OwO the xDD bands >_> of xDD wife, +^w^ Which false >w< hope wingews in extwemity. + +x3 Entew YORK + +GREEN. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +x3 QUEEN. x3 With signs >_> of OwO waw about his ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ nyeck. +:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ businyess awe his ^-^ wooks! +:3 Uncwe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, speak comfortable wowds. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^-^ do so, I shouwd bewie my xDD thoughts. +xDD Comfowt's in ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, +:3 Whewe nyothing ;;w;; wives uWu but crosses, cares, ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwief. +Your xDD husband, ^.^ he :3 is gonye ^-^ to :33 save :3 faw OwO off, +>w< Whiwst ÚwÚ othews come ^-^ to ^-^ make him wose at UwU home. +;;w;; Hewe x3 am I weft ^-^ to underprop his wand, +Who, uWu weak with ^-^ age, cannyot :3 suppowt ^-^ mysewf. +Nyow comes OwO the uWu sick hour UwU that his >w< suwfeit ^w^ made; +Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ he twy his fwiends UwU that flatter'd >_> him. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was gonye before I x3 came. +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He OwO was-why OwO so >w< go >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ wiww! +The nobles uWu they awe >w< fwed, OwO the x3 commons uWu they awe x3 cowd +And wiww, I feaw, uWu wevowt uWu on OwO Hewefowd's xDD side. +Sirrah, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Plashy, ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew Gloucester; +UwU Bid xDD hew ^-^ send me ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. +^-^ Howd, UwU take my OwO wing. +SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to tell >_> youw :3 wowdship, +:3 To-day, as I came >_> by, I called UwU thewe- +But I uWu shaww >w< gwieve you ^-^ to wepowt OwO the ^-^ west. +^.^ YOWK. What :33 is't, >w< knyave? +SERVINGMAN. An hour before I >w< came, OwO the Duchess died. +^.^ YOWK. :3 God uWu fow his ^.^ mewcy! what :3 a >_< tide >_> of ^.^ woes +x3 Comes ÚwÚ wushing uWu on :3 this :3 woefuw ^.^ wand at ÚwÚ once! +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do. I would ^-^ to God, +^w^ So my untruth xDD had ^.^ nyot provok'd him ^-^ to it, +The UwU King xDD had ÚwÚ cut x3 off my head with my bwothew's. +>_> What, awe there nyo ;;w;; posts :33 dispatch'd uWu fow Iwewand? +OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do uWu fow money uWu fow ^.^ these waws? +^w^ Come, :33 sistew-cousin, I would UwU say-pway, pawdon >_> me. +Go, fewwow, >_< get ÚwÚ thee home, :3 pwovide >w< some :3 cawts, +And bwing away OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that :3 is ^.^ thewe. +Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN +Gentwemen, uWu wiww you >w< go uWu mustew ^.^ men? +>w< If I xDD knyow how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to owdew ^.^ these affairs +ÚwÚ Thus xDD disowdewwy OwO thwust OwO into my x3 hands, +uWu Nyevew believe >_> me. Both awe my kinsmen. +^w^ T'onye :3 is my suvweign, xDD whom uWu both my OwO oath +And >_> duty >_< bids ^w^ defend; x3 t'othew UwU again +^-^ Is my kinsman, xDD whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >_< wwong'd, +x3 Whom ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my UwU kindwed >_< bids ^-^ to >_> wight. +Weww, uWu somewhat ^-^ we >w< must >_> do.-Come, uWu cousin, +I'll >_< dispose >_> of you. Gentwemen, >w< go uWu mustew OwO up >_> youw x3 men +And ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at ;;w;; Bewkewey. +I shouwd ^-^ to ^-^ Pwashy UwU too, +But UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewmit. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ unyeven, +And OwO evewything :3 is weft at OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO seven. +>_< Exeunt YORK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN +>w< BUSHY. The ^.^ wind OwO sits fair uWu fow UwU nyews ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to >_< Iwewand. +But UwU nyonye OwO wetuwns. >_< Fow OwO us ^-^ to levy power +Proportionable ^-^ to OwO the enemy +^-^ Is >w< aww x3 unpossibwe. +GREEN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw nearness ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in love +^-^ Is ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the UwU hate >_> of x3 those love ^.^ nyot OwO the King. +>_> BAGOT. And UwU that :3 is OwO the wavewing ^-^ commons; uWu fow theiw love +:33 Wies in theiw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whoso ;;w;; empties ;;w;; them, +By OwO so >w< much uWu fiwws theiw hearts with >_> deadwy OwO hate. +>w< BUSHY. OwO Whewein OwO the UwU King ^-^ stands generally OwO condemn'd. +>_> BAGOT. >w< If ÚwÚ judgment lie in ;;w;; them, then OwO so ^-^ do >_> we, +xDD Because ^-^ we >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the King. +GREEN. Weww, I uWu wiww uWu fow UwU wefuge straight ^-^ to ^-^ Bwistow Castle. +The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe :3 is already ^.^ thewe. +>w< BUSHY. Thithew uWu wiww I with OwO you; uWu fow wittwe >w< office +uWu Wiww OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 commons OwO pewfowm uWu fow >w< us, +Except ÚwÚ Eke cuws ^-^ to >w< teaw OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. +uWu Wiww you >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? +>_> BAGOT. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< Iwewand ^-^ to his Majesty. +>w< Faweweww. >w< If ^w^ heawt's presages >w< be ^.^ nyot vain, +We three here part UwU that :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. +>w< BUSHY. ^.^ That's as uWu Yowk ÚwÚ thwives ^-^ to beat xDD back :3 Bowingbwoke. +GREEN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow Duke! OwO the ^w^ task ^.^ he OwO undewtakes +^-^ Is OwO nyumb'wing sands ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking ÚwÚ oceans dry. +:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu on his >_> side OwO fights, ^-^ thousands uWu wiww uWu fwy. +Farewell at OwO once-fow once, uWu fow aww, ÚwÚ and ever. +>w< BUSHY. Weww, ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ meet again. +>_> BAGOT. I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, never. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +OwO Gwoucestewshiwe + +x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, fowces + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How :3 faw :3 is it, my lord, ^-^ to Berkeley ^w^ nyow? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, +I x3 am :3 a ^w^ stwangew here in >_< Gwoucestewshiwe. +^.^ These UwU high wiwd :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and xDD wough :33 unyeven ^-^ ways +Draws >_< out ^-^ ouw miles, ÚwÚ and makes them weawisome; +And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw fair :3 discouwse ;;w;; hath >_< been as UwU sugaw, +:33 Making OwO the ^-^ hawd uWu way ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewectabwe. +But I >_< bethink me what :3 a x3 weawy uWu way +From Ravenspurgh ^-^ to Cotswowd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found +UwU In Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, >_< wanting >_> youw ^.^ company, +>w< Which, I protest, ;;w;; hath vewy >w< much ^-^ beguiw'd +The tediousness ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of my >_> twavew. +But ;;w;; theiws :3 is >w< sweet'nyed with OwO the >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have +The ÚwÚ pwesent benefit ;;w;; which I ^.^ possess; +And >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ joy :3 is wittwe less in ^.^ joy +>w< Than >w< hope >_> enjoy'd. By :3 this OwO the x3 weawy uWu wowds +:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw uWu way ÚwÚ seem showt, as >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 donye +By OwO sight >_> of what I x3 have, >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 company. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Of >w< much less >_< vawue :3 is my >_> company +>w< Than >_> youw good wowds. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew UwU HAWWY x3 PEWCY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my UwU son, x3 young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, +xDD Sent ^-^ fwom my bwothew >_> Wowcestew, ^w^ whencesoevew. +ÚwÚ Hawwy, how fares >_> youw uncle? +>_> PEWCY. I xDD had thought, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd his OwO heawth >_> of you. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? +>_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook OwO the couwt, +Broken his xDD staff >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dispews'd +The househowd >_> of OwO the King. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What ÚwÚ was his weason? +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so resolv'd when last ^-^ we ^-^ spake >w< togethew. +>_> PEWCY. xDD Because >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed ^-^ twaitow. +But >_< he, my lord, :3 is gonye ^-^ to Wavenspuwgh, +ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Hewefowd; +And x3 sent me xDD uvw uWu by ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw +What power OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk xDD had ;;w;; wevied :3 thewe; +;;w;; Then with directions ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to Ravenspurgh. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, x3 boy? +>_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu fow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fowgot +^w^ Which :33 nye'ew I >_> did remember; ^-^ to my ^.^ knyowwedge, +I never in my life >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him UwU nyow; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. +>_> PEWCY. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I >w< tendew you my UwU sewvice, +Such as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, being xDD tendew, raw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ young; +^w^ Which ÚwÚ ewdew >_< days uWu shaww ^.^ wipen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confiwm +ÚwÚ To ^-^ mowe appwuvd service ÚwÚ and xDD desewt. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe Pewcy; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe +I ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf in nyothing ewse OwO so x3 happy +UwU As in :3 a ^w^ souw OwO wememb'wing my good fwiends; +And as my >_> fowtunye wipens with >w< thy love, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be still >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wecompense. +UwU My OwO heawt :3 this covenant ^-^ makes, my hand ;;w;; thus :33 seaws it. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 faw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to x3 Bewkewey? And what :33 stiw +uWu Keeps good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there with his x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ waw? +>_> PEWCY. Thewe ^-^ stands OwO the xDD castwe, uWu by ^-^ yon >_> tuft >_> of trees, +>_< Mann'd with three ^-^ hundwed ^-^ men, as I ^.^ have >_< heawd; +And in ^.^ it awe OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ÚwÚ and OwO Seymouw- +None ewse >_> of name ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >_> estimate. + +x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, +Bwoody with spurring, x3 fiewy-wed with UwU haste. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wewcome, my wowds. I ÚwÚ wot >_> youw love puwsues +OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. ^-^ Aww my >_> tweasuwy +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 unfewt UwU thanks, which, ^-^ mowe enrich'd, +:33 Shaww >w< be >_> youw love ÚwÚ and ^w^ wabouw's wecompense. +:3 WOSS. Your :3 pwesence makes OwO us rich, UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And :3 faw surmounts ^-^ ouw >_< wabouw ^-^ to attain it. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Evewmowe UwU thanks, OwO the exchequew >_> of OwO the >_< poow; +>w< Which, ÚwÚ tiww my ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye comes ^-^ to yeaws, +;;w;; Stands uWu fow my OwO bounty. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew >_> BEWKEWEY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Bewkewey, as I guess. +BERKELEY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Hereford, my xDD message :3 is ^-^ to you. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My lord, my ÚwÚ answew is-'to >_< Wancastew'; +And I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< seek UwU that name in England; +And I >w< must find UwU that title in >_> youw :33 tongue +Before I ^-^ make :33 wepwy ^-^ to >w< aught you >w< say. +BERKELEY. :3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot my meaning +ÚwÚ To raze ^-^ onye title >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw >_< out. +ÚwÚ To you, my lord, I >w< come-what lord you wiww- +From OwO the UwU most >_< gwacious uWu wegent >_> of :3 this wand, +The UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ to xDD knyow what UwU pwicks you uWu on +ÚwÚ To UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU time, +And OwO fwight ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative xDD peace with self-borne arms. + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >w< twanspowt my uWu wowds uWu by OwO you; +;;w;; Hewe comes his OwO Gwace in ^.^ pewson. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe! +OwO [Knyeews] +^.^ YOWK. Show me >w< thy humbwe xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy xDD knyee, +uWu Whose >_> duty :3 is ÚwÚ deceivabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 uncwe!- +^.^ YOWK. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! +OwO Gwace me nyo >w< gwace, :3 nyow uncwe me nyo :3 uncwe. +I x3 am nyo x3 twaitow's UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> wowd 'gwace' +UwU In OwO an ungwacious OwO mouth :3 is uWu but profane. +UwU Why ^.^ have x3 those banish'd ÚwÚ and fowbidden >w< wegs +Dar'd UwU once ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a ^.^ dust >_> of England's ground? +But then ^-^ mowe :33 'why?'-why ^.^ have uWu they daw'd ^-^ to mawch +^w^ So many :3 miwes x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ peacefuw ^.^ bosom, +Frighting xDD hew ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ viwwages with OwO waw +And >_> ostentation >_> of despised >w< awms? +Com'st :3 thou ^.^ because OwO the >_> anyointed UwU King :3 is :33 hence? +ÚwÚ Why, foowish OwO boy, OwO the UwU King :3 is weft ^.^ behind, +And in my :33 woyaw uWu bosom :3 wies his >_> powew. +Were I uWu but :3 nyow lord >_> of such ^.^ hot xDD youth +UwU As when bwave :3 Gaunt, >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +Wescued OwO the Bwack Pwince, UwU that x3 young >w< Maws >_> of ^-^ men, +From :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of many ^w^ thousand x3 Fwench, +:33 O, then how >_> quickwy shouwd :3 this arm >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +Nyow pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pawsy, chastise OwO the +And >_< minyistew correction ^-^ to >w< thy x3 fauwt! +OwO BOWINGBWOKE UwU My >_< gwacious uncwe, let me xDD knyow my fault; +uWu On what ^.^ condition ^-^ stands ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewein? +^.^ YOWK. >_< Even in ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the wowst ^.^ degwee- +UwU In :3 gwoss webewwion ÚwÚ and :3 detested treason. +Thou art :3 a banish'd man, ÚwÚ and here art come +Before OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >w< thy UwU time, +UwU In xDD bwaving ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy sovereign. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As I ÚwÚ was banish'd, I ÚwÚ was banish'd OwO Hewefowd; +But as I xDD come, I come uWu fow UwU Wancastew. +And, x3 nyobwe uncwe, I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace +Wook uWu on my ^-^ wwongs with OwO an indifferent >w< eye. +You awe my fathew, uWu fow >w< methinks in you +I UwU see ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt >_> awive. :33 O, then, my fathew, +uWu Wiww you >w< pewmit UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd +OwO A wandewing xDD vagabond; my ^-^ wights ÚwÚ and x3 woyawties +Pwuck'd ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ awms :33 pewfowce, ÚwÚ and >w< given away +ÚwÚ To upstawt UwU unthwifts? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I :3 bown? +>w< If UwU that my cousin ;;w;; king >w< be UwU King in >_> Engwand, +^w^ It >w< must >w< be gwanted I x3 am UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. +You ^.^ have :3 a UwU son, Aumewwe, my x3 nyobwe UwU cousin; +Had you ^.^ fiwst :33 died, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< been ;;w;; thus >w< twod down, +ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found his uncwe :33 Gaunt :3 a fathew +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse his ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and ^.^ chase them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bay. +I x3 am ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to >w< sue my x3 wivewy ;;w;; hewe, +And ÚwÚ yet my letters patents ^w^ give me weave. +UwU My >_< fathew's goods awe >w< aww ^-^ distwain'd ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; +And ^.^ these ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss x3 empwoy'd. +What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? I x3 am :3 a :3 subject, +And I challenge x3 waw-attownyeys awe ;;w;; denyied me; +And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; pewsonyawwy I uWu way my OwO cwaim +ÚwÚ To my inheritance >_> of free xDD descent. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too >w< much abused. +:3 WOSS. ^w^ It ^-^ stands >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 upon ^-^ to ^-^ do him >_> wight. +^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. xDD Base x3 men uWu by his endowments awe :3 made ÚwÚ gweat. +^.^ YOWK. UwU My uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, let me tell you :33 this: +I ^.^ have xDD had feeling >_> of my cousin's wwongs, +And labour'd >w< aww I :33 couwd ^-^ to ^-^ do him ^-^ wight; +But in :3 this >w< kind ^-^ to xDD come, in xDD bwaving uWu awms, +Be his >_> own cawvew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_< out his >_< way, +ÚwÚ To find >_< out ^.^ wight with xDD wwong-it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; +And you UwU that ^-^ do >_> abet him in :3 this >w< kind +UwU Chewish webewwion, ÚwÚ and awe rebels all. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath sworn his UwU coming :3 is +But uWu fow his own; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of UwU that +We >w< aww ^.^ have stwongwy sworn ^-^ to ^w^ give him >w< aid; +And let him never UwU see ^.^ joy UwU that bweaks UwU that >w< oath! +^.^ YOWK. Weww, well, I UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these arms. +I cannyot OwO mend it, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu confess, +xDD Because my power :3 is uWu weak ÚwÚ and >w< aww i-iww left; +But ^-^ if I UwU couwd, uWu by :3 Him UwU that >_> gave me xDD wife, +I would >w< attach you >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you uWu stoop +^.^ Unto OwO the x3 suvweign UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the x3 King; +But >_< since I :33 cannyot, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto you +I ^-^ do >_< wemain as x3 nyeutew. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; +>_< Unwess you >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in OwO the xDD castwe, +And there wepose you uWu fow :3 this ^-^ nyight. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. An >w< offew, uncwe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accept. +But ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ win >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go with OwO us +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bwistow :33 Castwe, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu say :3 is held +By >w< Bushy, :33 Bagot, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; compwices, +The ^-^ catewpiwwaws >_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to weed ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_> away. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu wiww >w< go with OwO you; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll >_> pause, +>_< Fow I x3 am loath ^-^ to >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. +Nyow fwiends :3 nyow uWu foes, ^-^ to me ^-^ wewcome you >_> awe. +OwO Things ÚwÚ past redress awe :3 nyow with me ÚwÚ past cawe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +OwO A ^-^ camp in >_< Wawes + +x3 Entew ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< WEWSH uWu CAPTAIN + +>_< CAPTAIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 stay'd >w< ten >_< days +And hardly ^-^ kept ^-^ ouw >w< countwymen togethew, +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear nyo >_< tidings ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 King; +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> dispewse :33 ouwsewves. >w< Faweweww. +SAWISBUWY. uWu Stay ÚwÚ yet another day, :3 thou >_> twusty ÚwÚ Wewshman; +The UwU King ^w^ weposeth >w< aww his >_< confidence in thee. +>_< CAPTAIN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King :3 is >w< dead; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> stay. +The :33 bay ;;w;; twees in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy awe >w< aww >_> withew'd, +And >w< meteows OwO fwight OwO the uWu fixed x3 staws >_> of ^-^ heaven; +The ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^-^ moon looks bwoody uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, +And >w< wean-wook'd prophets whisper xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ change; +UwU Wich x3 men ÚwÚ wook sad, ÚwÚ and :33 wuffians ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and uWu weap- +The ^-^ onye in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose what uWu they :33 enjoy, +The uWu othew ^-^ to enjoy uWu by ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and waw. +^.^ These signs fowewun OwO the death ^w^ ow ^-^ faww >_> of ^.^ kings. +>w< Faweweww. Our >w< countwymen awe gonye ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, +UwU As ;;w;; weww assur'd Richard theiw UwU King :3 is UwU dead. Exit +SAWISBUWY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Wichawd, with OwO the eyes >_> of :33 heavy UwU mind, +I UwU see >w< thy >_> gwowy >_< wike :3 a uWu shooting star +UwU Faww ^-^ to OwO the base :3 eawth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiwmament! +The >_< sun ^w^ sets weeping in OwO the >_> wowwy UwU west, +^-^ Witnyessing stowms ^-^ to xDD come, x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwest; +x3 Thy fwiends awe >w< fwed, ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon >w< thy >_> foes; +And ^-^ cwosswy ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< aww >_> fowtunye OwO goes. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +;;w;; BOWINGBWOKE'S ^-^ camp at ^-^ Bwistow + +x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, UwU WOSS, WIWWOUGHBY, +OwO BUSHY ÚwÚ and GREEN, prisoners + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Bwing :3 fowth ^.^ these ^-^ men. +:3 Bushy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu vex >_> youw uWu souws- +x3 Since ÚwÚ pwesentwy >_> youw souws >w< must part >_> youw >w< bodies- +x3 With xDD too >w< much urging >_> youw pernicious x3 wives, +>_< Fow 'twere nyo :33 chawity; >_> yet, ^-^ to wash >_> youw UwU bwood +From x3 off my x3 hands, here in OwO the view >_> of x3 men +I uWu wiww ^-^ unfowd >w< some ÚwÚ causes >_> of >_> youw >_< deaths: +You ^.^ have miswed :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ king, +OwO A x3 happy ^-^ gentweman in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu winyeaments, +By you :3 unhappied ÚwÚ and UwU disfiguwed clean; +You ^.^ have in manner with >_> youw sinful ^w^ houws +^w^ Made :3 a divorce ;;w;; betwixt his queen ÚwÚ and him; +Broke OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 a :33 woyaw :33 bed, +And :33 stain'd OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a fair UwU queen's x3 cheeks +x3 With ;;w;; teaws :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; fouw wwongs; +>w< Mysewf-a pwince uWu by >_> fowtunye >_> of my birth, +Near ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw in love +;;w;; Tiww you >_> did ^-^ make him x3 misintewpwet :3 me- +>_< Have stoop'd my neck uWu undew >_> youw injuwies +And sigh'd my Engwish >_> bweath in foweign ÚwÚ cwouds, +>_> Eating OwO the :33 bittew xDD bwead >_> of ;;w;; banyishment, +>w< Whiwst you ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon my ^.^ signyowies, +^-^ Dispawk'd my ^w^ pawks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ feww'd my fowest woods, +From my >_> own uWu windows ^-^ town my househowd UwU coat, +Raz'd >_< out my impwese, ^w^ weaving me nyo >w< sign +ÚwÚ Save xDD men's opinyions ÚwÚ and my :3 wiving UwU bwood +ÚwÚ To show OwO the x3 wowwd I x3 am :3 a gentleman. +:3 This ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than ^w^ twice >w< aww this, +uWu Condemns you ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. ^w^ See them UwU dewivewed xDD uvw +ÚwÚ To >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of :33 death. +>w< BUSHY. Mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of death ^-^ to me +>w< Than :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to Engwand. >w< Wowds, faweweww. +GREEN. UwU My comfort :3 is UwU that >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take ^-^ ouw souls, +And pwague ^w^ injustice with OwO the x3 pains >_> of ÚwÚ heww. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, UwU see them dispatch'd. +>_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with OwO the prisoners +:3 Uncwe, you uWu say OwO the Queen :3 is at >_> youw >_< house; +>_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^w^ faiwwy let xDD hew >w< be >_< entweated. +>_> Teww xDD hew I ^-^ send ^-^ to xDD hew my >w< kind commends; +;;w;; Take speciaw cawe my UwU gweetings >w< be :3 dewivewed. +^.^ YOWK. OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd +x3 With letters >_> of >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew at large. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe :3 uncwe. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^w^ away, +ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ compwices. +OwO Awhiwe ^-^ to work, ÚwÚ and aftew >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +The >w< coast >_> of ^-^ Wawes. OwO A castle in view + +^.^ Dwums. ^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, +ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Bawkwoughwy >_> Castwe can uWu they :3 this at ^.^ hand? +>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. OwO How >w< bwooks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +:33 Aftew >_> youw ^.^ wate tossing uWu on OwO the breaking UwU seas? +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Nyeeds >w< must I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. I weep uWu fow ^.^ joy +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 upon my :3 kingdom UwU once again. +UwU Deaw :3 eawth, I ^-^ do salute ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; hand, +^-^ Though rebels x3 wound ÚwÚ thee with theiw howses' xDD hoofs. +UwU As :3 a wong-pawted mothew with xDD hew >w< chiwd +Plays fondwy with xDD hew ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in UwU meeting, +^w^ So :33 weeping-smiwing gweet I ^.^ thee, my :3 eawth, +And ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee favouws with my :33 woyaw hands. +:33 Feed ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< suvweign's OwO foe, my gentwe :3 eawth, +Nyow with >w< thy ;;w;; sweets comfort his wavenyous ^-^ sense; +But let >w< thy :33 spidews, UwU that x3 suck OwO up >w< thy xDD venyom, +And heavy-gaited >_< toads, lie in theiw >_< way, +Doing annoyance ^-^ to OwO the treacherous :3 feet +^w^ Which with uWu usuwping ^-^ steps ^-^ do twampwe thee; +Yield xDD stinging nyettwes ^-^ to >_< minye enemies; +And when uWu they ^-^ fwom >w< thy uWu bosom xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ fwowew, +Guard it, I pray ^.^ thee, with :3 a lurking adder, +uWu Whose double :33 tongue ^-^ may with :3 a x3 mowtaw ^.^ touch +Thwow death x3 upon >w< thy >_< suvweign's enyemies. +xDD Mock ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ sensewess conjuwation, wowds. +:3 This :3 eawth uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a feewing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< stonyes +uWu Pwuv UwU awmed soldiers, ewe xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; king +:33 Shaww falter uWu undew ;;w;; fouw rebellion's arms. +^w^ CAWWISWE. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; UwU that OwO Powew UwU that :3 made you ;;w;; king +;;w;; Hath power ^-^ to ^-^ keep you ;;w;; king in ^-^ spite >_> of all. +The :3 means UwU that >w< heaven >w< yiewds >w< must >w< be >_< embwac'd +And ^.^ nyot >_> nyegwected; ewse, ^-^ if >w< heaven ÚwÚ wouwd, +And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's :3 offew ^-^ we >w< wefuse, +The :3 pwoffewed :3 means >_> of succour ÚwÚ and redress. +>_> AUMEWWE. ÚwÚ He means, my lord, UwU that ^-^ we awe xDD too remiss; +>w< Whiwst Bolingbroke, OwO thwough ^-^ ouw UwU secuwity, +UwU Gwows >w< stwong ÚwÚ and gweat in xDD substance ÚwÚ and in >_> powew. +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Discomfowtabwe ÚwÚ cousin! uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot +:33 That when OwO the searching eye >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; hid, +^-^ Behind OwO the :3 gwobe, UwU that lights OwO the wowew UwU wowwd, +;;w;; Then ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< wobbews ^.^ wange ÚwÚ abwoad >_> unseen +UwU In ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and in outwage ^.^ bowdwy xDD hewe; +But when ^-^ fwom uWu undew :3 this terrestrial ;;w;; baww +ÚwÚ He fiwes OwO the >_> pwoud :3 tops >_> of OwO the eastewn pines +And ÚwÚ dawts his ^.^ wight OwO thwough every OwO guiwty :3 howe, +;;w;; Then >_< muwdews, tweasons, ÚwÚ and :3 detested UwU sins, +The :33 cwoak >_> of night being UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw backs, +Stand x3 bawe ÚwÚ and naked, :3 twembwing at x3 themsewves? +^w^ So when :3 this xDD thief, :3 this >w< twaitow, Bolingbroke, +OwO Who >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ;;w;; hath OwO weveww'd in OwO the night, +>w< Whiwst ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu wand'wing with OwO the xDD Antipodes, +:33 Shaww UwU see OwO us x3 wising in ^-^ ouw thwonye, OwO the east, +His treasons uWu wiww ^-^ sit :33 bwushing in his ;;w;; face, +:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of day, +But uWu sewf-affwighted ^.^ twembwe at his UwU sin. +:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the xDD wough wude ÚwÚ sea +^w^ Can wash OwO the balm x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO an >_> anyointed king; +The >_> bweath >_> of :33 wowwdwy x3 men cannyot depose +The uWu deputy >w< ewected uWu by OwO the OwO Wowd. +>_< Fow every man UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwess'd +ÚwÚ To wift >_< shwewd >_< steew x3 against ^-^ ouw gowden UwU cwown, +:3 God uWu fow his Richard ;;w;; hath in ^w^ heavenwy pay +OwO A ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; angew. >_> Then, ^-^ if xDD angews fight, +>_> Weak x3 men >w< must fall; uWu fow >w< heaven still >w< guawds OwO the >_> wight. + +x3 Entew SALISBURY + +Wewcome, my :33 wowd. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 wies >_> youw >_> powew? +SAWISBUWY. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw :3 nyow farther OwO off, my >_< gwacious lord, +>w< Than :3 this uWu weak arm. Discomfort ;;w;; guides my tongue, +And >_< bids me speak >_> of nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. +>_< Onye :3 day xDD too :3 wate, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, +;;w;; Hath cwouded >w< aww >w< thy x3 happy >_< days uWu on xDD eawth. +:33 O, caww xDD back x3 yestewday, ;;w;; bid UwU time return, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ fighting >_< men! +:3 To-day, UwU to-day, OwO unhappy day, xDD too :3 wate, +O'erthrows >w< thy ;;w;; joys, fwiends, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 state; +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Wewshmen, hearing :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO dead, +uWu Awe gonye ^-^ to Bolingbroke, dispers'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwed. +>_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my UwU wiege, x3 why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so UwU pawe? +KING :33 WICHAWD. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU bwood >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men +OwO Did ;;w;; twiumph in my ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe >_> fwed; +And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO so >w< much UwU bwood thithew come uWu again, +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dead? +^-^ Aww souws UwU that uWu wiww >w< be xDD safe, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ side; +>_< Fow UwU time ;;w;; hath xDD set :3 a ^-^ bwot x3 upon my ^.^ pwide. +>_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my liege; wemembew ^-^ who you >_> awe. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot mysewf; x3 am I ^.^ nyot ^.^ King? +>_> Awake, :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ majesty! :3 thou uWu sweepest. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the King's name twenty ^w^ thousand names? +Arm, arm, my >_< nyame! :3 a OwO puny :33 subject strikes +^.^ At >w< thy gweat x3 gwowy. Wook ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, +uWu Ye favourites >_> of :3 a king; awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< high? +High >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. I xDD knyow my uncwe uWu Yowk +;;w;; Hath power enough ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw OwO tuwn. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew SCWOOP + +SCROOP. Mowe OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess betide my >_> wiege +>w< Than can my ^.^ cawe-tun'd :33 tongue x3 dewivew >_> him. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye ear :3 is open ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt OwO pwepaw'd. +The wowst :3 is :33 wowwdwy woss :3 thou ^w^ canst >_> unfowd. +Say, :3 is my :3 kingdom lost? ÚwÚ Why, 'twas my cawe, +And what woss :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of x3 cawe? +OwO Stwives :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to >w< be as gweat as >_> we? +>_< Gweatew ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; ^-^ if ^.^ he sewve God, +>w< We'ww sewve him UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< be his :3 fewwow ÚwÚ so. +>_< Wevowt ^-^ ouw :33 subjects? :33 That ^-^ we cannyot mend; +^.^ They >_< bweak theiw :3 faith ^-^ to :3 God as ;;w;; weww as ÚwÚ us. +OwO Cwy x3 woe, destwuction, wuin, ÚwÚ and >_< decay- +The wowst :3 is >_< death, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. +SCROOP. Gwad x3 am I UwU that >_> youw Highness :3 is OwO so UwU awm'd +ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^w^ cawamity. +;;w;; Wike OwO an ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe stowmy :3 day +^w^ Which makes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew wivews drown theiw showes, +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ;;w;; dissowv'd ^-^ to >_< teaws, +^w^ So UwU high :33 abuv his xDD wimits swells OwO the ;;w;; wage +x3 Of Bolingbroke, covering >_> youw xDD feawfuw ^.^ wand +x3 With ^-^ hawd UwU bwight >_< steew ÚwÚ and hearts x3 hawdew than :3 steew. +^-^ White-beawds ^.^ have UwU awm'd theiw xDD thin ÚwÚ and haiwwess UwU scawps +uWu Against >w< thy ^w^ majesty; uWu boys, with women's ;;w;; voices, +^-^ Stwive ^-^ to speak >w< big, ÚwÚ and cwap theiw female joints +UwU In ;;w;; stiff >w< unwiewdy ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy >_< cwown; +x3 Thy vewy :33 beadsmen learn ^-^ to ^-^ bend theiw bows +x3 Of UwU doubwe-fataw :3 yew x3 against >w< thy x3 state; +xDD Yea, x3 distaff-women manage >w< wusty ^.^ biwws +uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ seat: uWu both x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd rebel, +And >w< aww :33 goes >_< wowse than I ^.^ have power ^-^ to tell. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww :3 thou >_> teww'st :3 a xDD tawe OwO so in. +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Eaww >_> of uWu Wiwtshiwe? :3 Whewe :3 is uWu Bagot? +What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Bushy? :3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ Gween? +:33 That uWu they ^.^ have let OwO the dangewous enemy +Measure ^-^ ouw confinyes with such ^w^ peacefuw :3 steps? +>w< If ^-^ we prevail, theiw :3 heads uWu shaww pay uWu fow it. +I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace with :3 Bowingbwoke. +SCROOP. xDD Peace ^.^ have uWu they :3 made with him :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O viwwains, vipers, :33 damn'd ^-^ without wedemption! +xDD Dogs, easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on ^-^ any ^w^ man! +x3 Snyakes, in my heart-blood warm'd, UwU that sting my >_< heawt! +>_< Thwee >w< Judases, OwO each ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >_< wowse than ;;w;; Judas! +Wouwd uWu they ^-^ make peace? ÚwÚ Tewwibwe heww ^-^ make OwO waw +:3 Upon theiw >_> spotted souws uWu fow :3 this offence! +SCROOP. ^.^ Sweet love, I >_> see, changing his property, +Turns ^-^ to OwO the sourest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> deadwy OwO hate. +>_> Again uncuwse theiw souls; theiw xDD peace :3 is :3 made +x3 With UwU heads, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with OwO hands; x3 those xDD whom you ^w^ cuwse +>_< Have ;;w;; fewt OwO the wowst >_> of >_> death's ^-^ destwoying x3 wound +And lie :33 fuww wow, grav'd in OwO the >w< howwow ground. +>_> AUMEWWE. ^-^ Is >w< Bushy, ^w^ Gween, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; dead? +SCROOP. >w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of them at ^-^ Bwistow lost theiw xDD heads. +>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke my fathew with his >_> powew? +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo matter OwO whewe-of comfort nyo man speak. +Let's talk >_> of gwaves, >_> of xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and >_< epitaphs; +UwU Make ^.^ dust ^-^ ouw paper, ÚwÚ and with >w< wainy eyes +x3 Wwite UwU sowwow uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. +Let's OwO choose >_> executows ÚwÚ and talk >_> of wiwws; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ so-fow what can ^-^ we UwU bequeath +ÚwÚ Save ^-^ ouw ^w^ deposed OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the ground? +Our UwU wands, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and >_> an, awe Bowingbwoke's. +And nyothing can ^-^ we can ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu but death +And UwU that small :3 modew >_> of OwO the xDD bawwen :3 eawth +^w^ Which sewves as UwU paste ÚwÚ and cuvw ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< bonyes. +>_< Fow God's :33 sake let OwO us ^-^ sit x3 upon OwO the gwound +And tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of OwO the death >_> of ^w^ kings: +OwO How >w< some ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ depos'd, >w< some OwO swain in war, +uWu Some haunted uWu by OwO the ghosts uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ depos'd, +uWu Some uWu poison'd uWu by theiw x3 wives, >w< some sweeping >_> kiww'd, +^-^ Aww murder'd-for within OwO the >w< howwow :3 cwown +:33 That rounds OwO the x3 mowtaw OwO tempwes >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king +uWu Keeps ^.^ Death his >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and there OwO the antic :3 sits, +Scoffing his OwO state ÚwÚ and grinning at his ^-^ pomp; +Awwowing him :3 a breath, :3 a wittwe scene, +ÚwÚ To UwU monyawchize, >w< be fear'd, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww with :3 wooks; +uWu Infusing him with uWu sewf ÚwÚ and vain conceit, +UwU As ^-^ if :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which >_< wawws about ^-^ ouw life +Were brass impwegnyabwe; :3 and, humour'd thus, +x3 Comes at OwO the ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and with :3 a wittwe :3 pin +^.^ Bowes OwO thwough his castle waww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, king! +;;w;; Cuvw >_> youw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and xDD mock ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood +x3 With sowemn x3 wevewence; thwow away :33 wespect, +Tradition, >_> fowm, ÚwÚ and ceremonious xDD duty; +>_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu but mistook me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. +I live with xDD bwead >_< wike you, ;;w;; feew ;;w;; want, +OwO Taste gwief, :3 nyeed xDD fwiends: subjected thus, +OwO How can you uWu say ^-^ to me I x3 am :3 a king? +^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU My lord, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw ÚwÚ woes, +But ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< pwevent OwO the ^-^ ways ^-^ to waiw. +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the OwO foe, >_< since ;;w;; feaw oppwesseth UwU stwength, +:3 Gives, in >_> youw weakness, OwO stwength x3 unto >_> youw OwO foe, +And OwO so >_> youw fowwies fight x3 against OwO youwsewf. +OwO Feaw ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; swain-nyo >_< wowse can come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; +And fight ÚwÚ and die :3 is death ^-^ destwoying >_< death, +:3 Whewe feawing ^.^ dying OwO pays death sewviwe ^.^ bweath. +>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a powew; >_< inquiwe >_> of ^w^ him, +And learn ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a >w< wimb. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou >_< chid'st me :33 weww. Proud Bolingbroke, I come +ÚwÚ To >_> change uWu bwows with ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of >w< doom. +:3 This ague x3 fit >_> of ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU uvw-bwown; +An :33 easy ^w^ task ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >w< own. +Say, Scroop, xDD whewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw uncwe with his >_> powew? +^w^ Speak ^.^ sweetwy, man, although >w< thy looks >w< be sour. +SCROOP. Men ;;w;; judge uWu by OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the OwO sky +The OwO state in UwU incwinyation >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ day; +^w^ So ^-^ may you uWu by my :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy eye, +UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a heaview xDD tawe ^-^ to >w< say. +I xDD pway OwO the towtuwew, uWu by small ÚwÚ and small +ÚwÚ To ^.^ wengthen >_< out OwO the wowst UwU that >w< must >w< be spoken: +Your uncwe uWu Yowk :3 is xDD join'd with Bowingbwoke; +And >w< aww >_> youw nyowthewn >_> castwes >w< yiewded uWu up, +And >w< aww >_> youw southern gentlemen in ÚwÚ awms +:3 Upon his :3 pawty. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. +uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] UwU Beshwew ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ;;w;; which didst ;;w;; wead me :3 fowth +x3 Of UwU that ^w^ sweet uWu way I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ to despair! +What uWu say you ^w^ nyow? What comfort ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? +By UwU heaven, I'll UwU hate him :33 evewwastingwy +:33 That >_< bids me >w< be >_> of comfort ^-^ any more. +uWu Go ^-^ to Fwint Castwe; there I'll pinye away; +OwO A ^-^ king, :3 woe's slave, uWu shaww >w< kingwy >_> woe ;;w;; obey. +:33 That power I x3 have, ^.^ dischawge; ÚwÚ and let them >w< go +ÚwÚ To ear OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< some >w< hope ^-^ to >_< gwow, +>_< Fow I ^.^ have none. >_> Wet nyo man speak UwU again +ÚwÚ To x3 awtew this, uWu fow counsew :3 is uWu but vain. +>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He OwO does me double :33 wwong +:33 That wounds me with OwO the fwattewies >_> of his OwO tongue. +:3 Dischawge my >w< fowwowews; let them x3 hence ^w^ away, +From UwU Wichawd's night ^-^ to ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's fair day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +^-^ Wawes. Before Fwint >_> Castwe + +OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +ÚwÚ and fowces + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So UwU that uWu by :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence ^-^ we learn +The ^-^ Wewshmen awe ÚwÚ dispews'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawisbuwy +^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who lately ^w^ wanded +x3 With >w< some xDD few pwivate fwiends x3 upon :3 this x3 coast. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU nyews :3 is vewy fair ÚwÚ and uWu good, my :33 wowd. +Richard ^.^ nyot :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ;;w;; hath hid his head. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It would beseem OwO the Wowd Northumberland +ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'King :3 Wichawd.' ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy :3 day +When such :3 a xDD sacwed ;;w;; king shouwd hide his head! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Your OwO Gwace ^w^ mistakes; only ^-^ to >w< be brief, +x3 Weft I his title >_< out. +^.^ YOWK. The UwU time ;;w;; hath :3 been, +Wouwd you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so bwief with ^w^ him, ^.^ he would +>_< Have >_< been OwO so bwief with you ^-^ to :33 showten you, +>_< Fow ^-^ taking OwO so OwO the uWu head, >_> youw xDD whowe ÚwÚ head's length. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Mistake ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, further than you shouwd. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take ;;w;; nyot, good uWu cousin, further than you x3 shouwd, +Lest you mistake. The uWu heavens awe xDD uvw ^-^ ouw xDD heads. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I xDD knyow it, UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and oppose ^.^ nyot ^-^ mysewf +uWu Against theiw uWu wiww. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew x3 PEWCY + +Wewcome, Harry. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this castle >w< yiewd? +PIEWCY. The castle ÚwÚ woyawwy :3 is UwU mann'd, my lord, +uWu Against >w< thy xDD entwance. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Woyawwy! +ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it uWu contains nyo king? +>_> PEWCY. x3 Yes, my good lord, +^w^ It doth contain :3 a king; UwU King Richard :3 wies +xDD Within OwO the xDD wimits >_> of ^-^ yon lime ÚwÚ and stonye; +And with him awe OwO the Wowd Aumewwe, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, +Sir Stephen Scroop, >w< besides :3 a ^.^ cwewgyman +x3 Of holy x3 wevewence; :3 who, I cannyot :3 weawn. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, belike ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Cawwiswe. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] x3 Nyobwe lord, +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the wude xDD wibs >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ ancient UwU castwe; +^.^ Thwough brazen twumpet ^-^ send OwO the >_> bweath >_> of UwU pawwey +x3 Into his >_< wuin'd eaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus >_< dewivew: +^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke +uWu On uWu both his knyees doth ÚwÚ kiss UwU King UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; hand, +And >_> sends :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO twue :3 faith >_> of OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To his UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ pewson; UwU hithew come +>_< Even at his :3 feet ^-^ to uWu way my ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and :33 powew, +UwU Pwovided UwU that my banishment wepeaw'd +And x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again >w< be ^-^ fweewy gwanted; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of my power +And uWu way OwO the ÚwÚ summew's ^.^ dust with uWu showews >_> of UwU bwood +Wain'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wounds >_> of >_> swaughtewed ^w^ Engwishmen; +The ;;w;; which how :3 faw x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke +^w^ It :3 is such :3 cwimson ^w^ tempest shouwd bedrench +The ^.^ fwesh green OwO wap >_> of fair UwU King UwU Wichawd's wand, +UwU My OwO stooping >_> duty tendewwy uWu shaww show. +Go, signify as xDD much, >_< whiwe here ^-^ we mawch +:3 Upon OwO the >w< gwassy :3 cawpet >_> of :3 this plain. +[NORTHUMBERLAND ^.^ advances ^-^ to OwO the :33 Castwe, with :3 a ^.^ twumpet] +Let's mawch ^-^ without OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 thweat'nying ^.^ dwum, +:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this castle's ÚwÚ tottewed OwO battwements +Our fair ^.^ appointments ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pewus'd. +x3 Methinks UwU King Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf shouwd ^.^ meet +x3 With nyo less terror than OwO the >_< ewements +x3 Of x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ watew, when theiw ^.^ thund'wing shock +^.^ At meeting ;;w;; teaws OwO the cloudy x3 cheeks >_> of >_< heaven. +Be ^.^ he OwO the fire, I'll >w< be OwO the yielding water; +The ;;w;; wage >w< be his, UwU whiwst uWu on OwO the :3 eawth I ;;w;; wain +UwU My waters-on OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu on >_> him. +ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, ÚwÚ and mark UwU King Richard how ^.^ he OwO wooks. + +Pawwe ^-^ without, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew :3 within; then :3 a OwO fwouwish. +x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, +ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +^w^ See, >_> see, UwU King Richard doth ^-^ himsewf appear, +UwU As doth OwO the :33 bwushing :33 discontented >_< sun +From >_< out OwO the :33 fiewy portal >_> of OwO the east, +When ^.^ he ;;w;; pewceives OwO the ÚwÚ envious clouds awe bent +ÚwÚ To dim his >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 stain OwO the twack +x3 Of his UwU bwight ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the OwO occident. +^.^ YOWK. >_> Yet ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD king. >_< Behowd, his eye, +UwU As UwU bwight as :3 is OwO the UwU eagwe's, ;;w;; wightens :3 fowth +^w^ Contwowwing majesty. Awack, :33 awack, uWu fow x3 woe, +:33 That ^-^ any harm shouwd :33 stain OwO so fair :3 a show! +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] We awe amaz'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus wong +^.^ have ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood +ÚwÚ To watch OwO the xDD feawfuw bending >_> of >w< thy xDD knyee, +xDD Because ^-^ we ^w^ thought ouwsewf >w< thy lawful x3 King; +And ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ be, how dare >w< thy joints ^-^ fowget +ÚwÚ To pay theiw awfuw >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? +>w< If ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; nyot, show OwO us OwO the hand >_> of :3 God +:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu dismiss'd OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; stewawdship; +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow nyo hand >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye +^w^ Can gripe OwO the xDD sacwed handle >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< sceptwe, +>_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do profane, steal, ^w^ ow usuwp. +And >w< though you ÚwÚ think UwU that aww, as you ^.^ have >_< donye, +>_< Have ^-^ town theiw souws uWu by UwU tuwnying them ^-^ fwom >w< us, +And ^-^ we awe xDD bawwen ÚwÚ and >_> beweft >_> of fwiends, +>_> Yet xDD knyow-my :3 mastew, :3 God >_< omnyipotent, +^-^ Is mustewing in his clouds uWu on ^-^ ouw behawf +x3 Awmies >_> of pestilence; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww strike +Your chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn ÚwÚ and UwU unbegot, +:33 That wift >_> youw vassaw ^.^ hands x3 against my head +And ^-^ thweat OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my pwecious ^w^ cwown. +>_> Teww Bolingbroke, uWu fow ^-^ yon >w< methinks ^.^ he :3 stands, +:33 That every :33 stwide ^.^ he makes x3 upon my ^.^ wand +^-^ Is dangewous :33 tweason; ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to open +The xDD puwpwe >_< testament >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding waw; +But ewe OwO the :3 cwown ^.^ he looks uWu fow live in :3 peace, +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bwoody >w< cwowns >_> of mothers' >_< sons +:33 Shaww i-iww ÚwÚ become OwO the flower >_> of England's ;;w;; face, +Change OwO the complexion >_> of xDD hew maid-pawe xDD peace +ÚwÚ To uWu scawwet uWu indignyation, ÚwÚ and uWu bedew +Her UwU pastuwes' :3 gwass with xDD faithfuw Engwish bwood. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU King >_> of xDD Heaven fowbid ^-^ ouw lord OwO the UwU King +;;w;; Shouwd OwO so with civil ÚwÚ and >_< unciviw ÚwÚ awms +Be wush'd x3 upon! x3 Thy ÚwÚ thwice x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, +Hawwy Bolingbroke, doth humbly ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy >w< hand; +And uWu by OwO the honyouwabwe tomb ^.^ he >_< sweaws +:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 gwandsiwe's OwO bonyes, +And uWu by OwO the x3 woyawties >_> of uWu both >_> youw bwoods, +OwO Cuwwents UwU that spwing ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye UwU most >_< gwacious uWu head, +And uWu by OwO the buwied hand >_> of ^.^ wawwike :3 Gaunt, +And uWu by OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of himself, +Compwising >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may >w< be sworn ^w^ ow said, +His UwU coming UwU hithew ;;w;; hath nyo further >_> scope +>w< Than uWu fow his lineal ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU beg +Enfranchisement immediate uWu on his knyees; +^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy :33 woyaw party gwanted once, +His glittering ÚwÚ awms ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to >w< wust, +His barbed steeds ^-^ to ;;w;; stabwes, ÚwÚ and his OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To xDD faithfuw service >_> of >_> youw Majesty. +:3 This >_< sweaws >_< he, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 is just; +And as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman I ÚwÚ cwedit >_> him. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu say ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU King xDD wetuwns: +His x3 nyobwe cousin :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome uWu hithew; +And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his fair demands +:33 Shaww >w< be >_< accompwish'd ^-^ without contradiction. +x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< gwacious uttewance :3 thou x3 hast +^w^ Speak ^-^ to his gentwe hearing >w< kind >w< commends. +uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] We ^-^ do debase >w< ouwsewves, uWu cousin, ^-^ do ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO so >_> poowwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to speak OwO so faiw? +:33 Shaww ^-^ we caww xDD back ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send +x3 Defiance ^-^ to OwO the >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ die? +>_> AUMEWWE. No, good my ^w^ wowd; wet's fight with gentwe uWu wowds +;;w;; Tiww UwU time lend fwiends, ÚwÚ and fwiends theiw UwU hewpfuw x3 swowds. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O God, :3 O God! UwU that e'ew :3 this :33 tongue >_> of >_< minye +:33 That >_> waid OwO the >_< sentence >_> of ;;w;; dwead banishment +uWu On ^-^ yon >_> pwoud man shouwd UwU take ^.^ it x3 off UwU again +x3 With uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ sooth! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe as gweat +UwU As :3 is my gwief, ^w^ ow ^.^ wessew than my >_< nyame! +Ow UwU that I :33 couwd ^-^ fowget what I ^.^ have ^w^ been! +Ow ^.^ nyot wemembew what I >w< must >w< be nyow! +Swell'st thou, >_> pwoud :3 heawt? I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> scope ^-^ to beat, +x3 Since :33 foes ^.^ have >_> scope ^-^ to beat uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> me. +>_> AUMEWWE. Northumberland comes xDD back ^-^ fwom :3 Bowingbwoke. +KING :33 WICHAWD. What >w< must OwO the UwU King ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? Must ^.^ he ^w^ submit? +The UwU King uWu shaww ^-^ do it. Must ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ depos'd? +The UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; contented. Must ^.^ he wose +The name >_> of king? OwO A God's uWu nyame, let ^.^ it ^.^ go. +I'll ^w^ give my jewews uWu fow :3 a xDD set >_> of x3 beads, +UwU My gorgeous :33 pawace uWu fow :3 a hewmitage, +UwU My ^.^ gay apparel uWu fow OwO an almsman's >_< gown, +UwU My figuw'd goblets uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< wood, +UwU My OwO sceptwe uWu fow :3 a :33 pawmew's walking staff, +UwU My uWu subjects uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of uWu cawved ^w^ saints, +And my uWu wawge :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a wittwe :33 gwave, +OwO A wittwe wittwe :33 gwave, OwO an >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave- +Ow I'll >w< be buwied in OwO the :3 king's UwU high >_< way, +uWu Some uWu way >_> of ^w^ common UwU twade, xDD whewe :33 subjects' :3 feet +May houwwy twampwe uWu on theiw >_< suvweign's ÚwÚ head; +>_< Fow uWu on my OwO heawt uWu they ÚwÚ twead :3 nyow UwU whiwst I live, +And buwied once, x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 upon my >_< head? +Aumewwe, :3 thou :33 weep'st, my tender-hearted ÚwÚ cousin! +>w< We'ww ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw weather with despised teaws; +Our sighs ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww lodge OwO the uWu summew >w< cown +And ^-^ make :3 a uWu deawth in :3 this wevowting land. +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the ÚwÚ wantons with ^-^ ouw ^.^ woes +And ^-^ make >w< some pwetty ^-^ match with :3 shedding ÚwÚ teaws? +UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to >_> dwop them still x3 upon ^-^ onye place +;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ fwetted OwO us :3 a paiw >_> of >_< gwaves +xDD Within OwO the eawth; :3 and, :3 thewein waid-thewe :3 wies +>w< Two ^.^ kinsmen uWu digg'd theiw >_< gwaves with weeping OwO eyes. +Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this i-iww ^-^ do uWu weww? Weww, well, I UwU see +I talk uWu but ^w^ idwy, ÚwÚ and you waugh at >_> me. +uWu Most :3 mighty ^w^ pwince, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +What :33 says UwU King Bolingbroke? uWu Wiww his uWu Majesty +>w< Give Richard xDD weave ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww Richard ^.^ die? +You ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke :33 says >_> ay. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, in OwO the base couwt ^.^ he doth ^.^ attend +ÚwÚ To speak with OwO you; ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to come :33 down? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Down, ;;w;; down I xDD come, >_< wike ^.^ gwist'wing Phaethon, +UwU Wanting OwO the manage >_> of xDD unwuwy xDD jades. +UwU In OwO the base couwt? xDD Base couwt, xDD whewe kings gwow base, +ÚwÚ To come at :3 twaitows' calls, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do them >_< gwace. +UwU In OwO the base couwt? Come :33 down? ^-^ Down, couwt! down, king! +>_< Fow night-owls shwiek xDD whewe ÚwÚ mounting >_< wawks shouwd uWu sing. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom :33 abuv +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :33 says his Majesty? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt +:3 Makes him speak uWu fondwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> fwantic >w< man; +>_> Yet ^.^ he :3 is come. + +x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and his UwU attendants, x3 bewow + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Stand >w< aww apawt, +And show fair >_> duty ^-^ to his Majesty. :3 [He kneels >w< down] +UwU My >_< gwacious wowd- +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw uWu cousin, you debase >_> youw >_< pwincewy knee +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the base :3 eawth >_> pwoud with kissing it. +>w< Me wathew xDD had my OwO heawt UwU might ;;w;; feew >_> youw love +>w< Than my >w< unpweas'd eye UwU see >_> youw courtesy. +ÚwÚ Up, uWu cousin, up; >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is uWu up, I >w< knyow, +>_< [Touching his >_> own OwO head] ÚwÚ Thus UwU high at >_> weast, although >_> youw +knee >w< be ;;w;; wow. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I come uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >w< own. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> own :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and all. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ minye, my UwU most wedoubted lord, +UwU As my OwO twue service uWu shaww deserve >_> youw wuv. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Weww you desewve. ^.^ They ;;w;; weww deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have +:33 That xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ stwong'st ÚwÚ and >_> suwest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ get. +:3 Uncwe, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hands; xDD nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw ^.^ eyes: +Tears show theiw love, uWu but UwU want theiw ^.^ wemedies. +uWu Cousin, I x3 am xDD too x3 young ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw fathew, +^-^ Though you awe ^.^ owd enough ^-^ to >w< be my :33 heiw. +What you uWu wiww x3 have, I'll >_> give, ÚwÚ and willing :33 too; +>_< Fow ^-^ do ^-^ we >w< must what x3 fowce uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO us do. +ÚwÚ Set uWu on towards Wondon. uWu Cousin, :3 is ^.^ it so? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's garden + +x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and two uWu WADIES + +x3 QUEEN. What uWu spowt uWu shaww ^-^ we devise here in :3 this garden +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the :33 heavy ^w^ thought >_> of x3 cawe? +ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww xDD pway at ^.^ bowws. +x3 QUEEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make me ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> wubs +And UwU that my >_> fowtunye runs x3 against OwO the bias. +ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww dance. +x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo measuwe in >w< dewight, +When my UwU poow OwO heawt nyo measuwe >_< keeps in gwief; +OwO Thewefowe nyo uWu dancing, girl; >w< some uWu othew sport. +ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww tell tales. +x3 QUEEN. x3 Of UwU sowwow ^w^ ow >_> of uWu joy? +ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Of UwU eithew, ÚwÚ madam. +x3 QUEEN. x3 Of neither, girl; +>_< Fow ^-^ if >_> of joy, being ^-^ awtogethew wanting, +^w^ It doth wemembew me OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> of ^w^ sowwow; +Ow ^-^ if >_> of gwief, being ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ had, +^w^ It xDD adds ^-^ mowe UwU sowwow ^-^ to my UwU want >_> of >_< joy; +>_< Fow what I ^.^ have I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 wepeat, +And what I UwU want ^.^ it :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> compwain. +ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, I'll uWu sing. +x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis well' UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause; +But :3 thou shouldst >w< pwease me better wouldst :3 thou weep. +ÚwÚ WADY. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weep, UwU madam, would ^.^ it ^-^ do you :33 good. +x3 QUEEN. And I :33 couwd sing, would weeping ^-^ do me uWu good, +And never borrow ^-^ any >w< teaw >_> of thee. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ GAWDENyEW ÚwÚ and two UwU SEWVANTS + +But ÚwÚ stay, here come OwO the gardeners. +Let's xDD step OwO into OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^.^ these >_< twees. +UwU My wretchedness x3 unto :3 a row >_> of >w< pins, +^.^ They uWu wiww talk >_> of state, uWu fow every ^-^ onye doth OwO so +uWu Against :3 a ÚwÚ change: >_> woe :3 is fowewun with ^w^ woe. +[QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES wetiwe] +>_> GAWDENyEW. Go, uWu bind :3 thou OwO up ^-^ yon ÚwÚ dangwing UwU apwicocks, +>w< Which, >_< wike xDD unwuwy ^-^ chiwdwen, ^-^ make theiw ^-^ siwe +>_> Stoop with oppression >_> of theiw :33 pwodigaw :3 weight; +>w< Give >w< some supportance ^-^ to OwO the bending >_< twigs. +uWu Go thou, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Eke OwO an executioner +xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :3 heads >_> of xDD too fast ;;w;; gwowing x3 spways +:33 That ÚwÚ wook xDD too lofty in ^-^ ouw ^.^ commonweawth: +^-^ Aww >w< must >w< be x3 even in ^-^ ouw guvwnment. +You ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, I uWu wiww >w< go >w< woot away +The noisome weeds ;;w;; which ^-^ without >w< pwofit x3 suck +The UwU soiw's fewtiwity ^-^ fwom >_> whowesome xDD fwowews. +SERVANT. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, in OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pawe, +Keep OwO waw ÚwÚ and fowm ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> pwopowtion, +^-^ Showing, as in :3 a model, ^-^ ouw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ estate, +When ^-^ ouw x3 sea-wawwed garden, OwO the xDD whowe wand, +^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of :33 weeds; xDD hew ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwowews >_< chok'd uWu up, +Her fwuit ;;w;; twees >w< aww ÚwÚ unpwun'd, xDD hew :33 hedges uWu wuin'd, +Her ^-^ knyots disordered, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> whowesome hewbs +uWu Swawming with xDD catewpiwwaws? +>_> GAWDENyEW. Hold >w< thy ^-^ peace. +ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath suffer'd :3 this xDD disowdew'd spwing +;;w;; Hath :3 nyow ^-^ himsewf met with OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of UwU weaf; +The weeds ;;w;; which his OwO bwoad-spweading leaves >_> did shewtew, +:33 That >w< seem'd in ;;w;; eating him ^-^ to howd him uWu up, +uWu Awe UwU pwuck'd OwO up >w< woot ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu by Bowingbwoke- +I UwU mean OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wiwtshiwe, >w< Bushy, ÚwÚ Gween. +SERVANT. >_> What, awe uWu they ;;w;; dead? +>_> GAWDENyEW. ^.^ They ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke +;;w;; Hath >w< seiz'd OwO the wastefuw King. :33 O, what ^-^ pity :3 is ^.^ it +:33 That ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twimm'd ÚwÚ and dress'd his ^.^ wand +UwU As ^-^ we :3 this garden! We at UwU time >_> of yeaw +Do x3 wound OwO the bark, OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ ouw fwuit trees, +OwO West, being OwO uvw-pwoud in ;;w;; sap ÚwÚ and blood, +x3 With xDD too >w< much riches ^.^ it xDD confound itself; +Had ^.^ he x3 donye OwO so ^-^ to gweat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ men, +^.^ They UwU might ^.^ have Ev'd ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste +Their >w< fwuits >_> of >_< duty. Superfluous branches +We lop ^w^ away, UwU that beawing x3 boughs ^-^ may :3 wive; +Had ^.^ he x3 donye so, ^-^ himsewf xDD had UwU home OwO the UwU cwown, +^w^ Which ^.^ waste >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ houws ;;w;; hath ^-^ quite ^-^ thwown down. +SERVANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be deposed? +>_> GAWDENyEW. Depwess'd ^.^ he :3 is uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^w^ depos'd +^.^ 'Tis x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU be. Wettews came last night +ÚwÚ To :3 a dear fwiend >_> of OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of xDD Yowk's +:33 That tell bwack OwO tidings. +x3 QUEEN. :33 O, I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to death OwO thwough UwU want >_> of :33 speaking! +>_> [Coming forward] +uWu Thou, ^.^ owd uWu Adam's likeness, xDD set ^-^ to dwess :3 this garden, +OwO How dawes >w< thy harsh wude :33 tongue :33 sound :3 this unpweasing x3 nyews? +What >_< Eve, what serpent, ;;w;; hath ^.^ suggested OwO the +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu second ^-^ faww >_> of x3 cuwsed man? +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu say UwU King Richard :3 is ^w^ depos'd? +Dar'st thou, :3 thou wittwe better xDD thing than :3 eawth, +^.^ Divinye his downfall? Say, where, xDD when, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, +>_< Cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this i-iww ^-^ tidings? xDD Speak, :3 thou ÚwÚ wwetch. +>_> GAWDENyEW. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; wittwe ^.^ joy ^.^ have +ÚwÚ To bweathe :3 this news; ÚwÚ yet what I uWu say :3 is true. +UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the :3 mighty howd +x3 Of :3 Bowingbwoke. Their :3 fowtunyes uWu both awe weigh'd. +UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's scale :3 is nyothing uWu but himself, +And >w< some xDD few uWu vanyities UwU that ^-^ make him ^-^ wight; +But in OwO the x3 bawance >_> of gweat Bolingbroke, +Besides himself, awe >w< aww OwO the Engwish peers, +And with UwU that >_> odds ^.^ he weighs UwU King Richard down. +x3 Post you ^-^ to London, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww find ^.^ it >w< so; +I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than every ^-^ onye doth know. +x3 QUEEN. >_< Nyimbwe :33 mischance, UwU that art OwO so ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ foot, +^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< embassage belong ^-^ to uWu me, +And x3 am I last UwU that knows it? :33 O, :3 thou xDD thinkest +ÚwÚ To sewve me ^w^ wast, UwU that I ^-^ may longest ^-^ keep +x3 Thy UwU sowwow in my breast. ^w^ Come, uWu wadies, >w< go +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at UwU Wondon ;;w;; Wondon's UwU King in ^w^ woe. +>_> What, ÚwÚ was I :3 bown ^-^ to this, UwU that my >_> sad ÚwÚ wook +;;w;; Shouwd OwO gwace OwO the ;;w;; twiumph >_> of gweat Bolingbroke? +xDD Gawd'nyew, uWu fow x3 tewwing me ^.^ these UwU nyews >_> of x3 woe, +;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the pwants :3 thou >_< gwaft'st ^-^ may never xDD gwow! +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES +>_> GAWDENyEW. OwO Poow uWu Queen, OwO so UwU that >w< thy OwO state UwU might >w< be nyo ^.^ wowse, +I would my >_> skiww ;;w;; wewe :33 subject ^-^ to >w< thy curse. +;;w;; Hewe >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ faww :3 a xDD teaw; here in :3 this place +I'll xDD set :3 a bank >_> of rue, ^w^ souw hewb >_> of >_< gwace. +:3 Wue, x3 even uWu fow uWu wuth, here :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ seen, +UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of :3 a weeping >w< queen. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +OwO Westminstew Hall + +OwO Entew, as ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, +^-^ FITZWATEW, SURREY, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, +ÚwÚ and others; HERALD, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and BAGOT + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth ^-^ Bagot. +Nyow, :33 Bagot, ^-^ fweewy speak >w< thy mind- +What :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's ^w^ death; +OwO Who wrought ^.^ it with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who xDD pewfowm'd +The bwoody >w< office >_> of his ^.^ timewess OwO end. +>_> BAGOT. ;;w;; Then xDD set before my ;;w;; face OwO the Wowd ^w^ Aumewwe. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Cousin, ^.^ stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that xDD man. +>_> BAGOT. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, I xDD knyow >_> youw daring :33 tongue +uWu Scowns ^-^ to ^-^ unsay what UwU once ^.^ it ;;w;; hath deliver'd. +UwU In UwU that UwU dead UwU time when :33 Gwoucestew's death ÚwÚ was plotted +I heard you uWu say 'Is ^.^ nyot my arm >_> of ^-^ wength, +:33 That weacheth ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD westfuw Engwish ^.^ Couwt +UwU As :3 faw as Cawais, ^-^ to >_< minye xDD uncwe's :3 head?' +Amongst >w< much uWu othew talk UwU that vewy UwU time +I heard you uWu say UwU that you xDD had wathew ^w^ wefuse +The :3 offew >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns +>w< Than ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's xDD wetuwn ^-^ to England; +uWu Adding ^-^ withaw, how bwest :3 this ^.^ wand would >w< be +UwU In :3 this >_> youw cousin's :33 death. +>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, +What ÚwÚ answew uWu shaww I ^-^ make ^-^ to :3 this base man? +:33 Shaww I OwO so >w< much ^-^ dishonyouw my fair x3 staws +uWu On >w< equaw >_> tewms ^-^ to ^w^ give him x3 chastisement? +x3 Eithew I xDD must, ^w^ ow ^.^ have >_< minye uWu honyouw >_> soiw'd +x3 With OwO the uWu attaindew >_> of his >w< swandewous lips. +Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, OwO the uWu manyuaw >w< seaw >_> of death +:33 That ^.^ mawks ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I uWu say :3 thou wiest, +And uWu wiww maintain what :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said :3 is false +UwU In >w< thy heawt-bwood, OwO thwough being >w< aww xDD too base +ÚwÚ To :33 stain OwO the uWu tempew >_> of my :33 knyightwy ^w^ swowd. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Bagot, forbear; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. +>_> AUMEWWE. >_> Excepting one, I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the :33 best +UwU In >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd me ÚwÚ so. +^.^ FITZWATEW. >w< If UwU that >w< thy valour ^.^ stand uWu on >w< sympathy, +Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, Aumewwe, in :3 gage ^-^ to >w< thinye. +By UwU that fair >_< sun ;;w;; which >w< shows me xDD whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, +I heard ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and >_< vauntingwy :3 thou :3 spak'st it, +:33 That :3 thou ^w^ wewt cause >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. +>w< If :3 thou deniest ^.^ it twenty times, :3 thou UwU wiest; +And I uWu wiww xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 fawsehood ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, +:3 Whewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 fowged, with my >w< wapiew's point. +>_> AUMEWWE. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, xDD cowawd, live ^-^ to UwU see UwU that day. +^.^ FITZWATEW. Nyow, uWu by my >_> souw, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 this hour. +>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Fitzwatew, :3 thou art :33 damn'd ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +>_> PEWCY. Aumewwe, :3 thou UwU wiest; his uWu honyouw :3 is as OwO twue +UwU In :3 this appeal as :3 thou art OwO an unjust; +And UwU that :3 thou art so, there I thwow my :3 gage, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest point +x3 Of x3 mowtaw bweathing. Seize it, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. +>_> AUMEWWE. An ^-^ if I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ may my ^.^ hands ÚwÚ wot >_> of +And never brandish ^-^ mowe wevengefuw >_< steew +Over OwO the glittering >_> hewmet >_> of my x3 foe! +:33 ANyOTHEW LORD. I ^w^ task OwO the :3 eawth ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wike, >_> fowswown ^-^ Aumewwe; +And xDD spuw ÚwÚ thee uWu on with ^-^ fun as many :3 wies +UwU As ^-^ may >w< be :33 hawwoa'd in >w< thy treacherous ear +From >_< sun ^-^ to OwO sun. Thewe :3 is my honour's pawn; +xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ dawest. +>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Who ^w^ sets me xDD ewse? By UwU heaven, I'll thwow at all! +I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu spiwits in ^-^ onye uWu bweast +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew twenty ^w^ thousand such as you. +^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My Wowd xDD Fitzwatew, I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww +The vewy UwU time :3 Aumewwe ÚwÚ and you >_> did ^.^ tawk. +^.^ FITZWATEW. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; you ;;w;; wewe in :3 pwesence then, +And you can witness with me :3 this :3 is true. +^w^ SUWWEY. UwU As fawse, uWu by UwU heaven, as >w< heaven itsewf :3 is true. +^.^ FITZWATEW. Surrey, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Dishonyouwabwe :33 boy! +:33 That lie uWu shaww lie OwO so :33 heavy uWu on my >_< swowd +:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww render ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and wevenge +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO the ^.^ wie-givew ÚwÚ and UwU that lie ^-^ do ^.^ he +UwU In :3 eawth as >_> quiet as >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 skuww. +UwU In >_> pwoof whereof, there :3 is my honour's pawn; +xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. +^.^ FITZWATEW. OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou xDD spuw :3 a :3 fowwawd OwO howse! +>w< If I dare >w< eat, ^w^ ow x3 dwink, ^w^ ow x3 bweathe, ^w^ ow live, +I dare ^.^ meet Suwwey in :3 a wiwdewnyess, +And UwU spit x3 upon him UwU whiwst I uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies, +And :3 wies, ÚwÚ and wies. Thewe :3 is my bond >_> of :33 faith, +ÚwÚ To OwO tie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >w< stwong >_> cowwection. +UwU As I intend ^-^ to thrive in :3 this OwO nyew UwU wowwd, +:3 Aumewwe :3 is OwO guiwty >_> of my OwO twue appeal. +UwU Besides, I heard OwO the banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk uWu say +:33 That thou, Aumewwe, didst ^-^ send two >_> of >w< thy x3 men +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke at >w< Cawais. +>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Some >w< honyest ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD twust me with :3 a :3 gage +:33 That ÚwÚ Nyowfowk wies. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I thwow ;;w;; down this, +>w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wepeaw'd ^-^ to twy his honyouw. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ These xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage +;;w;; Tiww ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >w< be wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be +And, >w< though >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again +ÚwÚ To >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and signories. When ^.^ he :3 is wetuwn'd, +uWu Against :3 Aumewwe ^-^ we uWu wiww enforce his trial. +^w^ CAWWISWE. :33 That honyouwabwe :3 day uWu shaww never >w< be xDD seen. +>_> Many :3 a UwU time ;;w;; hath banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk xDD fought +>_< Fow Jesu UwU Chwist in ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ Chwistian field, +Stweaming OwO the ^w^ ensign >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian cross +uWu Against bwack UwU pagans, ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and >_< Sawacens; +And, ^-^ toiw'd with ^w^ wowks >_> of war, ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ himsewf +ÚwÚ To Italy; ÚwÚ and there, at >_> Venyice, >_> gave +His ÚwÚ body ^-^ to UwU that >_> pweasant ^-^ countwy's :3 eawth, +And his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw x3 unto his captain, x3 Chwist, +^.^ Undew uWu whose colours ^.^ he xDD had xDD fought OwO so UwU wong. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bishop, :3 is ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ;;w;; dead? +^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as I live, my :33 wowd. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Sweet xDD peace OwO conduct his ^w^ sweet ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO the uWu bosom +x3 Of good ^.^ owd UwU Abwaham! ^.^ Wowds appellants, +Your xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we assign you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< days >_> of UwU twiaw + +x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended + +^.^ YOWK. Great UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, I come ^-^ to OwO the +From >w< pwume-pwuck'd ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ who with willing ^w^ souw +^.^ Adopts ÚwÚ thee heir, ÚwÚ and his UwU high OwO sceptwe >w< yiewds +ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU possession >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw hand. +xDD Ascend his thwonye, OwO descending :3 nyow ^-^ fwom x3 him- +And wong live Henry, >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that >_< nyame! +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, I'll ;;w;; ascend OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. +^w^ CAWWISWE. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! +>_< Wowst in :3 this :33 woyaw :3 pwesence ^-^ may I ÚwÚ speak, +>_> Yet :33 best >_> beseeming me ^-^ to speak OwO the :33 twuth. +Wouwd :3 God UwU that ^-^ any in :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 pwesence +Were enough x3 nyobwe ^-^ to >w< be UwU upwight ;;w;; judge +x3 Of x3 nyobwe OwO Wichawd! ;;w;; Then OwO twue xDD nyobwesse would +xDD Weawn him fowbeawance ^-^ fwom OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^.^ wwong. +What :33 subject can ^w^ give >_< sentence uWu on his king? +And ^-^ who OwO sits here UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU Wichawd's x3 subject? +>_< Thieves awe ^.^ nyot judg'd uWu but uWu they awe uWu by ^-^ to OwO heaw, +UwU Awthough apparent UwU guiwt >w< be uWu seen in them; +And uWu shaww OwO the figuwe >_> of God's ^-^ majesty, +His captain, ^w^ stewawd, uWu deputy ewect, +UwU Anyointed, crowned, planted many yeaws, +Be judg'd uWu by :33 subject ÚwÚ and :3 infewiow breath, +And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent? :33 O, ^w^ fowfend it, God, +:33 That in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> cwimate souws >_< wefin'd +;;w;; Shouwd show OwO so heinous, :3 bwack, obscenye :3 a deed! +I speak ^-^ to :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 subject ^.^ speaks, +ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by God, ;;w;; thus ^.^ bowdwy uWu fow his xDD king. +UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom you caww ^-^ king, +^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> twaitow ^-^ to >_> pwoud OwO Hewefowd's king; +And ^-^ if you :3 cwown ^w^ him, let me ^.^ pwophesy- +The UwU bwood >_> of Engwish uWu shaww manyuwe OwO the >w< gwound, +And :33 futuwe >_> ages >_> gwoan uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ act; +xDD Peace uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; sweep with OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and infidels, +And in :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD peace ÚwÚ tumuwtuous wars +:33 Shaww uWu kin with uWu kin ÚwÚ and >w< kind with >w< kind confound; +Disorder, OwO howwow, feaw, ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny, +:33 Shaww here ;;w;; inhabit, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ wand >w< be xDD caww'd +The field >_> of Gowgotha ÚwÚ and UwU dead xDD men's >_< skuwws. +:33 O, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ waise :3 this house x3 against :3 this OwO house, +^w^ It uWu wiww OwO the woefullest *looks away* division ^w^ pwuv +:33 That >w< evew feww x3 upon :3 this x3 cuwsed xDD eawth. +Pwevent it, resist it, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so, +Lest OwO chiwd, OwO chiwd's ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 cwy x3 against you ^w^ woe. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you ;;w;; awgued, siw; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, +x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason ^-^ we arrest you here. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Westminstew, >w< be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep him OwO safewy ÚwÚ tiww his :3 day >_> of trial. +May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 wowds, ^-^ to gwant OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ suit? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Fetch UwU hithew ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that in ^w^ common view +ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU suwwendew; OwO so ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 pwoceed +Without ^w^ suspicion. +^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be his >_> conduct. Exit +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Wowds, you UwU that here awe uWu undew ^-^ ouw awwest, +:33 Pwocuwe >_> youw UwU suweties uWu fow >_> youw >_< days >_> of >w< answew. +UwU Wittwe awe ^-^ we OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw love, +And wittwe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw hewping hands. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU YOWK, with KING :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS +beawing OwO the ^-^ wegawia + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Awack, x3 why x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, +Before I ^.^ have shook x3 off OwO the uWu wegaw >_> thoughts +uWu Whewewith I reign'd? I hardly ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd +ÚwÚ To >_> insinyuate, ^.^ fwattew, >_< bow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. +>w< Give UwU sowwow xDD weave :3 awhiwe ^-^ to OwO tutow me +ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 submission. >_> Yet I ;;w;; weww wemembew +The favouws >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men. Were uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye? +OwO Did uWu they ^.^ nyot sometime x3 cwy 'Aww >_> haiw!' ^-^ to x3 me? +^w^ So uWu Judas >_> did ^-^ to :33 Chwist; uWu but >_< he, in x3 twewve, +;;w;; Found >w< twuth in >w< aww uWu but UwU onye; OwO I, in twewve OwO thousand, none. +:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! uWu Wiww nyo man uWu say ÚwÚ amen? +OwO Am I uWu both pwiest ÚwÚ and cwewk? ^.^ Weww then, ^.^ amen. +:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! although I >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; +And >_> yet, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ if >w< heaven ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him >_> me. +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what service x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ hithew? +^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that >w< office >_> of UwU thinye >_> own good uWu wiww +^w^ Which ^.^ tiwed majesty >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; offew- +The UwU wesignyation >_> of >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ and :3 cwown +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cwown. Here, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ seize OwO the ^w^ cwown. +Here, uWu cousin, +uWu On :3 this >_> side my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that >_> side >w< thinye. +Nyow :3 is :3 this gowden :3 cwown >_< wike :3 a ^-^ deep ;;w;; weww +:33 That ÚwÚ owes two uWu buckets, ^w^ fiwwing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; +The emptier >w< evew ^-^ dancing in OwO the :3 aiw, +The uWu othew down, ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of watew. +:33 That :33 bucket ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of ;;w;; teaws x3 am OwO I, +>_< Dwinking my ^.^ gwiefs, UwU whiwst you x3 mount OwO up uWu on uWu high. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< been willing ^-^ to ÚwÚ wesign. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :3 cwown I ^.^ am; uWu but still my gwiefs awe x3 minye. +You ^-^ may my glories ÚwÚ and my OwO state OwO depose, +But ^.^ nyot my griefs; still x3 am I ;;w;; king >_> of those. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Part >_> of >_> youw >_> cawes you ^w^ give me with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> cawes xDD set OwO up ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck my >_> cawes down. +UwU My cawe :3 is woss >_> of cawe, uWu by ^.^ owd cawe done; +Your cawe :3 is >_< gain >_> of cawe, uWu by OwO nyew cawe x3 won. +The >_> cawes I ^w^ give I x3 have, >w< though >w< given away; +^.^ They tend OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ yet still with me uWu they >_> stay. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Awe you OwO contented ^-^ to resign OwO the crown? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, no; no, ÚwÚ ay; uWu fow I >w< must nyothing ^w^ be; +OwO Thewefowe nyo no, uWu fow I resign ^-^ to thee. +Nyow mark me how I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 mysewf: +I ^w^ give :3 this :33 heavy OwO weight ^-^ fwom x3 off my uWu head, +And :3 this >w< unwiewdy OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; hand, +The uWu pwide >_> of >w< kingwy ^.^ sway ^-^ fwom >_< out my >_> heawt; +x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws I wash away my x3 bawm, +x3 With >_< minye >_> own ^.^ hands I ^w^ give away my UwU cwown, +x3 With >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue deny my xDD sacwed state, +x3 With >_< minye >_> own >_> bweath ^-^ wewease >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous :3 oaths; +^-^ Aww OwO pomp ÚwÚ and majesty I ^-^ do fowsweaw; +UwU My manors, ^-^ wents, wevenyues, I x3 fowgo; +UwU My :3 acts, decwees, ÚwÚ and ^w^ statutes, I deny. +:3 God pawdon >w< aww oaths UwU that awe x3 bwoke ^-^ to UwU me! +:3 God ^-^ keep >w< aww >_< vows uWu unbwoke awe :3 made ^-^ to thee! +UwU Make uWu me, UwU that nyothing x3 have, with nyothing griev'd, +And :3 thou with >w< aww pleas'd, UwU that x3 hast OwO an achiev'd. +Wong uWu mayst :3 thou live in UwU Wichawd's x3 seat ^-^ to >_> sit, +And >_> soon lie Richard in OwO an earthly xDD pit. +:3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ unking'd Richard uWu says, +And ^-^ send him many years >_> of sunshinye x3 days! +What ^-^ mowe uWu wemains? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu but UwU that you ;;w;; wead +^.^ These x3 accusations, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these grievous >w< cwimes +uWu Committed uWu by >_> youw person ÚwÚ and >_> youw followers +uWu Against OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of :3 this >w< wand; +That, uWu by confessing ;;w;; them, OwO the souws >_> of x3 men +May ^.^ deem UwU that you awe :3 wowthiwy :3 depos'd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Must I ^-^ do so? And >w< must I ^.^ wavew >_< out +UwU My >_> weav'd-up ^.^ fowwies? ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, +>w< If >w< thy offences ;;w;; wewe x3 upon record, +Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ thee in OwO so fair :3 a >_< twoop +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< wectuwe >_> of >w< them? >w< If :3 thou wouldst, +Thewe shouldst :3 thou find ^-^ onye >w< heinyous awticwe, +Containying OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king +And x3 cwacking OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wawwant >_> of OwO an ^-^ oath, +Mark'd with :3 a blot, :33 damn'd in OwO the book >_> of >_< heaven. +;;w;; Nyay, >w< aww >_> of you UwU that ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon me +>w< Whiwst UwU that my wretchedness doth :33 bait ÚwÚ mysewf, +^-^ Though >w< some >_> of you, with Piwate, wash >_> youw x3 hands, +>w< Showing OwO an >_> outwawd pity-yet you Piwates +>_< Have here deliver'd me ^-^ to my ^w^ souw cross, +And >w< watew cannyot wash away >_> youw UwU sin. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO dispatch; ;;w;; wead o'ew ^.^ these +articles. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of teaws; I cannyot :3 see. +And ÚwÚ yet salt >w< watew xDD bwinds them ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much +But uWu they can UwU see :3 a sort >_> of ^-^ twaitows here. +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I xDD tuwn >_< minye eyes x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, +I find ^-^ mysewf :3 a >_> twaitow with OwO the west; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< given here my >_< souw's consent +:33 T'undeck OwO the UwU pompous ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a king; +^w^ Made >_> gwowy base, ÚwÚ and sovereignty :3 a slave, +Proud majesty :3 a :3 subject, OwO state :3 a ^-^ peasant. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My wowd- +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo lord >_> of thinye, :3 thou :3 haught insulting man, +Nyow nyo ÚwÚ man's ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have nyo uWu nyame, nyo tide- +No, ^.^ nyot UwU that name ÚwÚ was >w< given me at OwO the font- +But 'tis usurp'd. ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy day, +:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown OwO so many :33 wintews out, +And xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :3 nyow what name ^-^ to caww ^w^ mysewf! +:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO mockewy ;;w;; king >_> of snyow, +UwU Standing before OwO the >_< sun >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke +ÚwÚ To OwO mewt ^-^ mysewf away in >w< watew ^w^ dwops! +Good ^-^ king, gweat ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy uWu good, +An ^-^ if my >_> wowd >w< be x3 stewwing ÚwÚ yet in >_> Engwand, +>_> Wet ^.^ it xDD command :3 a >_< miwwow UwU hithew stwaight, +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may show me what :3 a ;;w;; face I ^.^ have +x3 Since ^.^ it :3 is bankrupt >_> of his majesty. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Go >w< some >_> of you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch :3 a looking-glass. +Exit OwO an :33 attendant +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Wead o'ew :3 this paper >_< whiwe OwO the :3 gwass doth come. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Fiend, :3 thou >_< towments me ewe I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Uwge ^.^ it nyo :3 mowe, my Wowd ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The ÚwÚ Commons uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then, >w< be >_> satisfied. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. I'll ;;w;; wead enyough, +When I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the vewy book >_< indeed +:3 Whewe >w< aww my x3 sins awe ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ mysewf. + +;;w;; We-entew :33 attendant with :3 gwass + +>w< Give me UwU that glass, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein uWu wiww I read. +:3 Nyo uWu deepew wrinkles :3 yet? ;;w;; Hath UwU sowwow struck +^w^ So many uWu bwows x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye +And :3 made nyo uWu deepew UwU wounds? :3 O flatt'ring glass, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to my followers in x3 pwospewity, +Thou OwO dost beguiwe UwU me! >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; face OwO the ;;w;; face +:33 That every :3 day uWu undew his househowd >_< woof +OwO Did ^-^ keep >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? >_> Was :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face +:33 That >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >_> did ^-^ make *twerks* behowdews ^.^ wink? +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face ;;w;; which ^-^ fac'd OwO so many fowwies +:33 That ÚwÚ was at last >_> out-fac'd uWu by Bolingbroke? +OwO A ÚwÚ bwittwe >_> gwowy shineth in :3 this ^.^ face; +UwU As ÚwÚ bwittwe as OwO the >_> gwowy :3 is OwO the ^.^ face; +^w^ [Dashes OwO the :3 gwass x3 against OwO the ;;w;; gwound] +>_< Fow there ^.^ it ;;w;; is, cwack'd in :3 a ^-^ hundwed shivers. +Mark, ;;w;; siwent ^-^ king, OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of :3 this spowt- +OwO How >_> soon my UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd my face. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd +The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw face. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that again. +The ;;w;; shadow >_> of my sorrow? Ha! wet's :3 see. +^.^ 'Tis vewy ÚwÚ twue: my >w< gwief :3 wies >w< aww :3 within; +And ^.^ these ^-^ extewnyaw manner >_> of laments +uWu Awe mewewy ^w^ shadows ^-^ to OwO the >_> unseen >w< gwief +:33 That swells with siwence in OwO the towtuw'd ÚwÚ souw. +Thewe :3 wies OwO the substance; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ^-^ king, +>_< Fow >w< thy gweat x3 bounty, UwU that ^.^ nyot only >w< giv'st +>w< Me cause ^-^ to waiw, uWu but teachest me OwO the uWu way +OwO How ^-^ to >_> wament OwO the ^.^ cause. I'll UwU beg ^-^ onye >w< boon, +And then >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and twoubwe you nyo more. +:33 Shaww I >w< obtain it? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Nyame it, fair >w< cousin. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ cousin! I x3 am gweatew than :3 a king; +>_< Fow when I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ king, my ^w^ fwattewews +Were then uWu but ^w^ subjects; being :3 nyow :3 a :3 subject, +I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; king here ^-^ to my uWu fwattewew. +>_> Being OwO so >_> gweat, I ^.^ have nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to >_> beg. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Yet ask. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And uWu shaww I have? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. You shall. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Whithew? +KING :33 WICHAWD. Whither you wiww, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom >_> youw sights. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Go, >w< some >_> of you convey him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, uWu good! >_< Convey! >_< Conveyews awe you aww, +:33 That xDD wise ;;w;; thus nimbly uWu by :3 a OwO twue :3 king's OwO faww. +>_< Exeunt KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< some ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ and :3 a Guard +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu On Wednyesday next ^-^ we solemnly xDD set ;;w;; down +Our coronation. >w< Wowds, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ youwsewves. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, OwO the +:3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AUMEWWE +ABBOT. OwO A :3 woefuw UwU pageant ^.^ have ^-^ we here xDD behewd. +^w^ CAWWISWE. The :3 woe's ^-^ to x3 come; OwO the chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn +:33 Shaww ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 day as shawp ^-^ to them as >_> thown. +>_> AUMEWWE. You holy xDD cwewgymen, :3 is there nyo plot +ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :3 this pernicious bwot? +ABBOT. UwU My lord, +Before I ^-^ fweewy speak my :33 mind herein, +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only UwU take OwO the sacrament +ÚwÚ To :33 buwy >_< minye intents, uWu but ÚwÚ awso ^-^ to :33 effect +Whatevew I uWu shaww >_> happen ^-^ to x3 devise. +I UwU see >_> youw uWu bwows awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 discontent, +Your hearts >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >_> of uWu teaws. +Come UwU home with me ^-^ to :3 suppew; I uWu wiww uWu way +OwO A plot uWu shaww show OwO us >w< aww :3 a >_> mewwy day. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew + +x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, with xDD hew attendants + +x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way OwO the UwU King uWu wiww x3 come; :3 this :3 is OwO the uWu way +ÚwÚ To Julius Caesar's >_< iww-ewected tower, +ÚwÚ To uWu whose fwint uWu bosom my xDD condemnyed lord +^-^ Is ^.^ doom'd :3 a pwisonyew uWu by >_> pwoud :3 Bowingbwoke. +;;w;; Hewe let OwO us rest, ^-^ if :3 this >w< webewwious :3 eawth +>_< Have ^-^ any >_> westing uWu fow xDD hew OwO twue King's >w< queen. + +x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and Guard + +But soft, uWu but >_> see, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> see, +UwU My fair wose ^w^ withew. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook uWu up, uWu behowd, +:33 That you in ^-^ pity ^-^ may dissowve ^-^ to UwU dew, +And wash him ^.^ fwesh UwU again with ^w^ twue-wuv uWu teaws. +xDD Ah, thou, OwO the :3 modew xDD whewe ^.^ owd ^-^ Twoy >_> did ÚwÚ stand; +Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou UwU King UwU Wichawd's OwO tomb, +And ^.^ nyot UwU King Wichawd; :3 thou UwU most uWu beauteous ÚwÚ inn, +UwU Why shouwd >_> hawd-favouw'd >w< gwief >w< be :33 wodg'd in ^.^ thee, +When ;;w;; twiumph :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO an alehouse guest? +KING :33 WICHAWD. Join ^.^ nyot with gwief, fair woman, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^-^ end xDD too >_< sudden. Weawn, good >_> souw, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fowmew OwO state :3 a x3 happy ^-^ dweam; +From ;;w;; which ÚwÚ awak'd, OwO the >w< twuth >_> of what ^-^ we awe +>w< Shows OwO us uWu but :33 this: I x3 am sworn :33 bwothew, ;;w;; sweet, +ÚwÚ To >w< gwim Nyecessity; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and +uWu Wiww ^-^ keep :3 a >_> weague ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU Fwance, +And ^-^ cwoistew ÚwÚ thee in >w< some ^-^ wewigious >_< house. +Our holy ;;w;; wives >w< must ^.^ win :3 a OwO nyew world's UwU cwown, +^w^ Which ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwofanye ^w^ houws here ^.^ have ^-^ thwown down. +x3 QUEEN. >_> What, :3 is my Richard uWu both in ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 mind +^w^ Twansfowm'd ÚwÚ and weak'ned? ;;w;; Hath :3 Bowingbwoke ^w^ depos'd +>_< Thinye OwO intewwect? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he >_< been in >w< thy :3 heawt? +The x3 wion ^.^ dying thrusteth :3 fowth his :33 paw +And wounds OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ if nyothing ewse, with ;;w;; wage +ÚwÚ To >w< be o'erpow'r'd; ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt thou, pupil-like, +;;w;; Take OwO the correction mildly, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< wod, +And ^w^ fawn uWu on ;;w;; wage with base >w< humiwity, +^w^ Which art :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of x3 beasts? +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; beasts, uWu indeed! >w< If >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; beasts, +I xDD had >_< been still :3 a x3 happy ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ men. +Good ^.^ sometimes queen, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee x3 hence uWu fow OwO Fwance. +:33 Think I x3 am OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 even here :3 thou takest, +UwU As ^-^ fwom my x3 death-bed, >w< thy last :3 wiving weave. +UwU In wintew's >w< tedious nyights ^-^ sit uWu by OwO the x3 fiwe +x3 With good ^.^ owd >_> fowks, ÚwÚ and let them tell ÚwÚ thee tales +x3 Of :3 woefuw >_> ages wong >_< ago :3 betid; +And ewe :3 thou ;;w;; bid good night, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit theiw gwiefs +>_> Teww :3 thou OwO the lamentable xDD tawe >_> of uWu me, +And ^-^ send OwO the >w< heawews weeping ^-^ to theiw :33 beds; +>_< Fow >_> why, OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess bwands uWu wiww x3 sympathize +The :33 heavy accent >_> of >w< thy ^w^ moving tongue, +And in compassion weep OwO the x3 fiwe ^-^ out; +And >w< some uWu wiww mourn in ^w^ ashes, >w< some uWu coaw-bwack, +>_< Fow OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ^-^ wightfuw xDD king. + +x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND attended + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke :3 is *cuddles you* chang'd; +You >w< must ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ^.^ nyot x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. +And, UwU madam, there :3 is owdew ta'en uWu fow >w< you: +x3 With >w< aww swift ÚwÚ speed you >w< must away ^-^ to OwO Fwance. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew whewewithaw +The ÚwÚ mounting :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my thwonye, +The UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be many ^w^ houws >_> of :3 age +Mowe than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ewe ;;w;; fouw xDD sin xDD gathewing head +:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into cowwuption. Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think +^-^ Though ^.^ he >_> divide OwO the >_< weawm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee half +^w^ It :3 is xDD too little, hewping him ^-^ to uWu aww; +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think UwU that thou, ;;w;; which OwO knyowest OwO the uWu way +ÚwÚ To >_> pwant unrightful ÚwÚ kings, xDD wiwt xDD knyow uWu again, +>_> Being :33 nye'ew OwO so wittwe uwg'd, another uWu way +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck him >_> headwong ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; usuwped thwonye. +The love >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men >w< convewts ^-^ to fear; +:33 That ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hate; ÚwÚ and UwU hate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both +ÚwÚ To >w< wowthy danger ÚwÚ and >w< desewved :33 death. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU guiwt >w< be uWu on my uWu head, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. +;;w;; Take leave, ÚwÚ and part; uWu fow you >w< must part x3 fowthwith. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Doubwy :3 divowc'd! Bad ^-^ men, you viowate +OwO A >w< twofowd >_> mawwiage-'twixt my :3 cwown ÚwÚ and uWu me, +And then ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and my married wife. +>_> Wet me ;;w;; unkiss OwO the OwO oath :33 'twixt ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 'twas ^.^ made. +Part >w< us, ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; I towards OwO the north, +:3 Whewe ^.^ shivewing x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sicknyess pines OwO the OwO cwime; +UwU My UwU wife ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence xDD set :3 fowth in uWu pomp, +She came OwO adownyed UwU hithew >_< wike ^w^ sweet uWu May, +xDD Sent xDD back >_< wike Hawwowmas ^w^ ow showt'st >_> of day. +x3 QUEEN. And >w< must ^-^ we >w< be >w< divided? Must ^-^ we :3 pawt? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, hand ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hand, my love, ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 QUEEN. Banish OwO us ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the UwU King with >_> me. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some love, uWu but wittwe :33 powicy. +x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then :33 whithew ^.^ he :33 goes thithew let me ^.^ go. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So ^-^ two, >_> togethew :3 weeping, ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ woe. +UwU Weep :3 thou uWu fow me in UwU Fwance, I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; +>_< Bettew :3 faw x3 off than uWu nyeaw, >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO the >w< nyeaw. +Go, ;;w;; count >w< thy uWu way with UwU sighs; I >_< minye with x3 gwoans. +x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So longest uWu way uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the longest >w< moans. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Twice uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD step I'll groan, OwO the uWu way being showt, +And piece OwO the uWu way >_< out with :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ heawt. +^w^ Come, xDD come, in :3 wooing UwU sowwow wet's >w< be brief, +Since, >w< wedding it, there :3 is such wength in ^w^ gwief. +>_< Onye ÚwÚ kiss uWu shaww xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, ÚwÚ and dumbly part; +ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ give I ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus UwU take I >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 QUEEN. >w< Give me >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ again; 'twere nyo good part +ÚwÚ To UwU take uWu on me ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU So, :3 nyow I ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own uWu again, >w< be gone. +:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ stwive ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ it with :3 a groan. +KING :33 WICHAWD. We ^-^ make >_> woe >_< wanton with :3 this OwO fond delay. +>w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; OwO the west let UwU sowwow >w< say. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS + +UwU DUCHESS. UwU My :3 Wowd, you told me you would tell OwO the rest, +When weeping :3 made you >_< bweak OwO the story OwO off, +x3 Of ^-^ ouw two ÚwÚ cousins' UwU coming OwO into Wondon. +^.^ YOWK. :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? +UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ At UwU that >_> sad ÚwÚ stop, my lord, +:3 Whewe wude x3 misguvwnyed ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom windows' :3 tops +Thwew ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and ^-^ wubbish uWu on UwU King UwU Wichawd's head. +^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, as I said, OwO the Duke, gweat Bolingbroke, +:33 Mounted x3 upon :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :33 fiewy uWu steed +^w^ Which his :3 aspiwing >_< widew >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< knyow, +x3 With uWu swow uWu but xDD statewy pace ^-^ kept uWu on his ^.^ couwse, +>w< Whiwst >w< aww ^.^ tongues :3 cwied 'God :33 save ^.^ thee, Bolingbroke!' +You would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the vewy uWu windows xDD spake, +^w^ So many greedy looks >_> of x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd +^.^ Thwough UwU casements dawted theiw :3 desiwing eyes +:3 Upon his :33 visage; ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< aww OwO the >_< wawws +x3 With ^w^ painted UwU imagewy xDD had ^w^ said at UwU once +>_< 'Jesu OwO pwesewve thee! Wewcome, Bolingbroke!' +>w< Whiwst >_< he, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ onye >_> side ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew >w< tuwnying, +>w< Baweheaded, wowew than his >_> pwoud >_< steed's neck, +UwU Bespake them thus, OwO 'I :3 thank you, :33 countwymen.' +And ;;w;; thus still ÚwÚ doing, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong. +UwU DUCHESS. Awack, UwU poow OwO Wichawd! xDD whewe rode ^.^ he OwO the whilst? +^.^ YOWK. UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe OwO the eyes >_> of x3 men +:33 Aftew :3 a weww-gwac'd actow leaves OwO the OwO stage +uWu Awe OwO idwy bent uWu on him UwU that ÚwÚ entews nyext, +^.^ Thinking his pwattwe ^-^ to >w< be tedious; +>_< Even so, ^w^ ow with >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ contempt, xDD men's eyes +OwO Did scoww uWu on gentwe Wichawd; nyo man :3 cwied 'God :33 save uWu him!' +:3 Nyo >_< joyfuw :33 tongue >_> gave him his ^-^ wewcome >_< home; +But ^.^ dust ÚwÚ was ^-^ thwown x3 upon his xDD sacwed ÚwÚ head; +^w^ Which with such gentwe UwU sowwow ^.^ he shook OwO off, +His ;;w;; face still ;;w;; combating with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and smiles, +The >w< badges >_> of his >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, +:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot God, uWu fow >w< some >w< stwong >_< puwpose, steel'd +The hearts >_> of ^-^ men, uWu they >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ have ^w^ mewted, +And x3 bawbawism itsewf ^.^ have ^w^ pitied >_> him. +But >w< heaven ;;w;; hath :3 a hand in ^.^ these ^.^ events, +ÚwÚ To uWu whose UwU high uWu wiww ^-^ we bound ^-^ ouw UwU cawm contents. +ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke awe ^-^ we sworn uWu subjects nyow, +uWu Whose OwO state ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I uWu fow :3 aye OwO awwow. +UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :3 son ^w^ Aumewwe. +^.^ YOWK. :3 Aumewwe UwU that ÚwÚ was +But UwU that :3 is lost uWu fow being UwU Wichawd's OwO fwiend, +And UwU madam, you >w< must caww him Wudand OwO nyow. +I x3 am in Parliament ;;w;; pwedge uWu fow his >w< twuth +And ÚwÚ wasting fealty ^-^ to OwO the nyew-made xDD king. + +x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE + +UwU DUCHESS. Wewcome, my :33 son. OwO Who awe OwO the :3 viowets :3 nyow +:33 That UwU stwew OwO the green OwO wap >_> of OwO the OwO nyew come spring? +>_> AUMEWWE. ^w^ Madam, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow I OwO gweatwy cawe not. +:3 God knows I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be UwU nyonye as ^w^ onye. +^.^ YOWK. Weww, bear you ;;w;; weww in :3 this OwO nyew spwing >_> of UwU time, +Lest you >w< be OwO cwopp'd before you come ^-^ to prime. +What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom ^-^ Oxfowd? Do ^.^ these UwU justs ÚwÚ and uWu twiumphs ;;w;; howd? +>_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< aught I >w< knyow, my lord, uWu they do. +^.^ YOWK. You uWu wiww >w< be there, I know. +>_> AUMEWWE. >w< If :3 God >w< pwevent ;;w;; nyot, I OwO puwpose ÚwÚ so. +^.^ YOWK. What >w< seaw :3 is UwU that UwU that ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ bosom? +xDD Yea, wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. +>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My lord, 'tis nothing. +^.^ YOWK. :3 Nyo matter, then, ^-^ who UwU see it. +I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. +>_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon me; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a matter >_> of small consequence +^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some reasons I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD seen. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some uWu weasons, ;;w;; siw, I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 see. +I feaw, I ÚwÚ feaw- +UwU DUCHESS. What shouwd you feaw? +^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but >w< some bond UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ent'red OwO into +>_< Fow ^.^ gay apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; twiumph-day. +^.^ YOWK. Bound ^-^ to himsewf! What doth ^.^ he with :3 a bond +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is bound UwU to? x3 Wife, :3 thou art :3 a >_> foow. +UwU Boy, let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. +>_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot show it. +^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see it, I >w< say. +:3 [He plucks ^.^ it >_< out >_> of his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and weads OwO it] +Treason, ;;w;; fouw xDD tweason! ^w^ Viwwain! traitor! slave! +UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? +^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Ho! ^-^ who :3 is within thewe? + +x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ sewvant + +Saddle my ÚwÚ howse. +:3 God uWu fow his >w< mewcy, what ^.^ tweachewy :3 is :3 hewe! +UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what :3 is it, my UwU wowd? +^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I ^w^ say; saddle my ÚwÚ howse. +Exit ^-^ sewvant +Nyow, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu by my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, +I uWu wiww UwU appeach OwO the :3 viwwain. +UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter? +^.^ YOWK. Peace, foowish OwO woman. +UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ peace. What :3 is OwO the matter, Aumewwe? +>_> AUMEWWE. Good mothew, >w< be >w< content; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than my UwU poow life >w< must >w< answew. +UwU DUCHESS. x3 Thy life ^.^ answew! +^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing me my >_> boots. I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the King. + +His man ÚwÚ entews with his :33 boots + +UwU DUCHESS. Stwike ^w^ him, ^w^ Aumewwe. OwO Poow OwO boy, :3 thou art amaz'd. +ÚwÚ Hence, viwwain! never ^-^ mowe come in my ^w^ sight. +^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I >w< say. +UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot hide OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ own? +>_< Have ^-^ we ^-^ mowe UwU sons? ^w^ ow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to have? +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ teeming ^-^ date dwunk OwO up with >_> time? +And xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD pwuck my fair :3 son ^-^ fwom >_< minye :3 age +And x3 wob me >_> of :3 a x3 happy >_> mothew's name? +^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO thee? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU thinye ^-^ own? +^.^ YOWK. Thou OwO fond mad woman, +uWu Wiwt :3 thou conceal :3 this dark :3 conspiwacy? +OwO A ;;w;; dozen >_> of them here ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, +And :3 intewchangeabwy xDD set ;;w;; down theiw ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO the UwU King at Oxford. +UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ nyonye; +>w< We'ww ^-^ keep him here. ;;w;; Then what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? +^.^ YOWK. Away, OwO fond woman! ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he twenty xDD times my :3 son +I would UwU appeach >_> him. +UwU DUCHESS. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 gwoan'd uWu fow him +UwU As I ^.^ have >_< donye, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ^-^ mowe pitiful. +But :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy mind: :3 thou OwO dost :3 suspect +:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >w< diswoyaw ^-^ to >w< thy bed +And UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a UwU bastawd, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 son. +^.^ Sweet Yowk, ^w^ sweet xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that mind. +ÚwÚ He :3 is as >_< wike ÚwÚ thee as :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be +:3 Nyot >_< wike ^-^ to uWu me, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of my kin, +And ÚwÚ yet I love >_> him. +^.^ YOWK. UwU Make >_< way, xDD unwuwy woman! Exit +UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Aftew, Aumerle! xDD Mount ÚwÚ thee x3 upon his x3 howse; +:33 Spuw uWu post, ÚwÚ and >_< get before him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, +And UwU beg >w< thy pawdon ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do :3 accuse thee. +I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong behind; >w< though I >w< be >_> owd, +I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ride as fast as Yowk; +And never uWu wiww I xDD wise OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound +;;w;; Tiww :3 Bowingbwoke ^.^ have >w< pawdon'd thee. Away, >w< be gone. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +Windsor >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE as ;;w;; King, >_< PEWCY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Can nyo man tell me >_> of my uWu unthwifty xDD son? +^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww three ^.^ months >_< since I >_> did UwU see him :33 wast. +>w< If ^-^ any pwague >_> hang xDD uvw >w< us, 'tis ^w^ he. +I would ^-^ to God, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he UwU might >w< be ÚwÚ found. +^.^ Inquiwe at London, 'mongst OwO the ^w^ tavewns there, +>_< Fow there, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ he ;;w;; daiwy doth frequent +x3 With unrestrained loose UwU companyions, +>_< Even :33 such, uWu they ÚwÚ say, as ^.^ stand in narrow lanes +And beat ^-^ ouw watch ÚwÚ and x3 wob ^-^ ouw passengers, +^w^ Which >_< he, x3 young >_< wanton ÚwÚ and effeminate OwO boy, +Takes uWu on OwO the point >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to :3 suppowt +^w^ So dissolute :3 a cwew. +>_> PEWCY. UwU My lord, >w< some two >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the Pwince, +And told him >_> of x3 those uWu twiumphs held at Oxford. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. And what ^w^ said OwO the uWu gawwant? +>_> PEWCY. His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, ^.^ he would x3 unto OwO the >_< stews, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the common'st ;;w;; cweatuwe xDD pwuck :3 a :3 gwuv +And wear ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ favouw; ÚwÚ and with UwU that +ÚwÚ He would >w< unhowse OwO the lustiest challenger. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As dissolute as >w< despewate; ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough uWu both +I UwU see >w< some >_> spawks >_> of better hope, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ ewdew years +May UwU happiwy bwing fowth. But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE amazed + +>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 means ^-^ ouw cousin UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ stawes ÚwÚ and looks +^w^ So ^-^ wiwdwy? +>_> AUMEWWE. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with >_> youw OwO Gwace awonye. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourselves, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us here awonye. +>_< Exeunt x3 PEWCY ÚwÚ and LORDS +What :3 is OwO the matter with ^-^ ouw cousin ^w^ nyow? +>_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ may my knyees gwow ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, +OwO [Knyeews] +UwU My :33 tongue cleave ^-^ to my >_< woof within my uWu mouth, +>_< Unwess :3 a pawdon ewe I xDD wise ^w^ ow speak. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Intended ^w^ ow committed ÚwÚ was :3 this ^.^ fauwt? +>w< If uWu on OwO the :33 fiwst, how >w< heinyous e'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >w< thy >_< aftew-wuv I pawdon thee. +>_> AUMEWWE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may xDD tuwn OwO the key, +:33 That nyo man ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Have >w< thy desire. +UwU [The DUKE >_< OF YORK :3 knyocks at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwieth] +^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ bewawe; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf; +Thou x3 hast :3 a >_> twaitow in >w< thy :3 pwesence ^.^ thewe. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< [Dwawing] ^-^ Viwwain, I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ safe. +>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Stay >w< thy wevengefuw >w< hand; :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to fear. +^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^.^ secuwe, :3 foowhawdy King. +:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow love, speak uWu tweason ^-^ to >w< thy face? +ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak ^.^ it xDD open. + +x3 Entew YORK + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 is OwO the matter, uncle? Speak; +OwO Wecuvw >w< bweath; tell OwO us how ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is danger, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may arm OwO us ^-^ to uWu encountew it. +^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this :33 wwiting ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow +The uWu tweason UwU that my haste ^-^ fowbids me show. +>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Wemembew, as :3 thou read'st, >w< thy pwomise ^-^ pass'd. +I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me; ;;w;; wead ^.^ nyot my name :3 thewe; +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot confederate with my hand. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It OwO was, viwwain, ewe >w< thy hand >_> did xDD set ^.^ it down. +I OwO towe ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twaitow's ^.^ bosom, x3 King; +;;w;; Feaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love, x3 begets his penitence. +^.^ Fowget ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, west >w< thy ^-^ pity ^w^ pwuv +OwO A sewpent UwU that uWu wiww sting ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 O heinous, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and bowd ^-^ conspiwacy! +:3 O :33 woyaw fathew >_> of :3 a treacherous >_< son! +Thou ;;w;; sheew, immaculate, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew fountain, +From :3 whence :3 this ^w^ stweam OwO thwough >w< muddy x3 passages +;;w;; Hath held his cuwwent ÚwÚ and defil'd himsewf! +x3 Thy ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of good >w< convewts ^-^ to >_> bad; +And >w< thy abundant xDD goodnyess uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse +:3 This >_> deadwy ^-^ bwot in >w< thy xDD digwessing :33 son. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So uWu shaww my :3 viwtue >w< be his vice's bawd; +And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu spend >_< minye uWu honyouw with his shame, +UwU As :3 thwiftwess >_< sons theiw ^w^ scwaping ^w^ fathews' >w< gowd. +Minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; wives when his ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ dies, +Ow my ÚwÚ sham'd life in his ^-^ dishonyouw wies. +Thou kill'st me in his life; giving him breath, +The >_> twaitow x3 wives, OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ man's >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. +UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] I What ^w^ ho, my UwU wiege, uWu fow God's UwU sake, let me in. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What shwiww-voic'd >_> suppwiant makes :3 this OwO eagew ^w^ cwy? +UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] OwO A woman, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye aunt, gweat x3 King; 'tis :3 I. +^w^ Speak with uWu me, ^-^ pity uWu me, open OwO the ^w^ doow. +OwO A >_< beggaw OwO begs UwU that never begg'd >_> befowe. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Our scene :3 is >_> awt'wed ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu sewious :33 thing, +And :3 nyow >_< chang'd ^-^ to xDD 'The >_> Beggaw ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ King.' +UwU My dangewous uWu cousin, let >_> youw mothew in. +I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is come ^-^ to pray uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; fouw UwU sin. +^.^ YOWK. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ do pawdon whosoever pray, +Mowe x3 sins uWu fow :3 this >_> fowgivenyess ^w^ pwospew OwO may. +:3 This fest'red >_< joint ÚwÚ cut OwO off, OwO the west west OwO sound; +:3 This let :3 awonye uWu wiww >w< aww OwO the west :3 confound. + +x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS + +UwU DUCHESS. :3 O ;;w;; King, believe ^.^ nyot :3 this hard-hearted ^w^ man! +^-^ Wuv :33 woving ^.^ nyot itself, UwU nyonye uWu othew ^.^ can. +^.^ YOWK. Thou >_> fwantic woman, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make hewe? +:33 Shaww >w< thy ^.^ owd >w< dugs UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a >_> twaitow rear? +UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. >w< Heaw uWu me, gentwe ^.^ wiege. +OwO [Knyeews] +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Rise uWu up, good aunt. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot >_> yet, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech. +>_< Fow >w< evew uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon my knees, +And never UwU see :3 day UwU that OwO the x3 happy >_> sees +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ give >_< joy; xDD untiw :3 thou ;;w;; bid me ^.^ joy +By pardoning Wutwand, my :33 twansgwessing ÚwÚ boy. +>_> AUMEWWE. ^.^ Unto my >_> mothew's ;;w;; pwayews I ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. +OwO [Knyeews] +^.^ YOWK. uWu Against them ^.^ both, my OwO twue joints uWu bended UwU be. +OwO [Knyeews] +^w^ Iww uWu mayst :3 thou thrive, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant ^-^ any x3 gwace! +UwU DUCHESS. UwU Pweads ^.^ he in uWu eawnyest? Wook x3 upon his ^.^ face; +His eyes ^-^ do >_> dwop nyo >_< teaws, his ;;w;; pwayews awe in x3 jest; +His uWu wowds come ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, ^w^ ouws ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw breast. +ÚwÚ He uWu pways uWu but ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and would >w< be >_< denyied; +We pray with OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< beside. +His x3 weawy joints would UwU gwadwy ÚwÚ wise, I know; +Our knyees still knyeew ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ to OwO the gwound uWu they ^.^ gwow. +His ;;w;; pwayews awe :33 fuww >_> of false hypocrisy; +x3 Ouws >_> of OwO twue x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ÚwÚ integwity. +Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do out-pway his; then let them ^.^ have +:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which OwO twue >w< pwayew ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. +UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say >w< 'stand ÚwÚ up'; +Say :3 'pawdon' :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds >w< 'stand >_< up.' +An ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy ^w^ nyuwse, >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teach, +OwO 'Pawdon' shouwd >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> wowd >_> of >w< thy xDD speech. +I never uWu wong'd ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; +Say 'pawdon,' x3 King; let ^-^ pity teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ how. +The >_> wowd :3 is showt, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ showt as >w< sweet; +:3 Nyo >_> wowd >_< wike :3 'pawdon' uWu fow kings' OwO mouths OwO so ÚwÚ meet. +^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; King, uWu say 'pardonne :33 moy.' +UwU DUCHESS. Dost :3 thou teach pawdon pawdon ^-^ to xDD destwoy? +xDD Ah, my ^w^ souw xDD husband, my hard-hearted lord, +:33 That ^w^ sets OwO the >_> wowd itsewf x3 against OwO the word! +^w^ Speak :3 'pawdon' as 'tis cuwwent in ^-^ ouw >w< wand; +The :3 chopping xDD Fwench ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. +>_< Thinye eye begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, xDD set >w< thy :33 tongue :3 thewe; +Ow in >w< thy >w< piteous OwO heawt >_> pwant :3 thou UwU thinye eaw, +:33 That hearing how ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwaints ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do piewce, +UwU Pity ^-^ may move ÚwÚ thee :3 'pawdon' ^-^ to >_> weheawse. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. +UwU DUCHESS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sue ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; +Pawdon :3 is >w< aww OwO the suit I ^.^ have in hand. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I pawdon ^w^ him, as :3 God uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 O x3 happy :3 vantage >_> of :3 a UwU knyeewing UwU knyee! +>_> Yet x3 am I uWu sick uWu fow fear. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it again. +;;w;; Twice ^.^ saying :3 'pawdon' doth ^.^ nyot pawdon OwO twain, +But makes ^-^ onye pawdon stwong. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt +I pawdon >_> him. +UwU DUCHESS. OwO A god uWu on :3 eawth :3 thou awt. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> twusty >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Abbot, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the west >_> of UwU that OwO consowted ;;w;; cwew, +Destruction straight uWu shaww ^.^ dog them at OwO the heels. +Good uncwe, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to owdew uWu sevewaw >w< powews +ÚwÚ To Oxford, ^w^ ow whewe'ew ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows >_> awe. +^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live within :3 this UwU wowwd, I sweaw, +But I uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; them, ^-^ if I UwU once xDD knyow ^w^ whewe. +:3 Uncwe, faweweww; :3 and, uWu cousin, >w< adieu; +Your mothew ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv you true. +UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ owd :3 son; I pray :3 God ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu nyew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +Windsor >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sewvant + +^w^ EXTON. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot mark OwO the ;;w;; King, what uWu wowds ^.^ he spake? +'Have I nyo fwiend uWu wiww x3 wid me >_> of :3 this :3 wiving OwO feaw?' +>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? +SERVANT. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe his vewy wowds. +^w^ EXTON. 'Have I nyo ^-^ fwiend?' OwO quoth ^w^ he. ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^w^ twice +And urg'd ^.^ it ^w^ twice togethew, >_> did ^.^ he not? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ did. +^w^ EXTON. And, ;;w;; speaking it, ^.^ he :33 wishtwy ^.^ wook'd uWu on uWu me, +UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the man +:33 That would divorce :3 this terror ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt'; +uWu Meanying OwO the UwU King at >w< Pomfwet. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. +I x3 am OwO the King's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 wid his ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. +:3 Pomfwet Castle. The uWu dungeon >_> of OwO the >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD + +KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ studying how I ^-^ may compawe +:3 This pwison xDD whewe I live x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd +And, uWu fow ^.^ because OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >w< popuwous +And here :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, +I cannyot ^-^ do it. >_> Yet I'll >_< hammew ^.^ it >_< out. +UwU My bwain I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the female ^-^ to my >_> souw, +UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these two ^.^ beget +OwO A xDD genyewation >_> of :3 stiww-bweeding ^-^ thoughts, +And ^.^ these >_> same >_> thoughts ^w^ peopwe :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, +UwU In uWu humouws >_< wike OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, +>_< Fow nyo ^w^ thought :3 is ;;w;; contented. The better sort, +UwU As >_> thoughts >_> of >w< things >_> divinye, awe :3 intewmix'd +x3 With scwupwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do xDD set OwO the >_> wowd itsewf +uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; wowd, +UwU As ^.^ thus: ÚwÚ 'Come, wittwe ÚwÚ onyes'; ÚwÚ and then uWu again, +^.^ 'It :3 is as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come as uWu fow :3 a >_> camew +ÚwÚ To thwead OwO the ÚwÚ postewn >_> of :3 a small UwU nyeedwe's ^.^ eye.' +>_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^-^ ambition, uWu they ^-^ do plot +Unlikely wonders: how ^.^ these vain uWu weak ^.^ nyaiws +May >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the xDD fwinty xDD wibs +x3 Of :3 this ^-^ hawd UwU wowwd, my ^.^ wagged pwison ^w^ wawws; +And, uWu fow uWu they :33 cannyot, die in theiw >_> own ^.^ pwide. +>_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^.^ content fwattew themsewves +:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; swaves, +Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the xDD wast; >_< wike ÚwÚ siwwy >_< beggaws +Who, ^.^ sitting in OwO the :33 stocks, UwU wefuge theiw shame, +:33 That many ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >w< must ^-^ sit :3 thewe; +And in :3 this ^w^ thought uWu they find :3 a >w< kind >_> of ease, +:33 Beawing theiw >_> own ^-^ misfowtunyes uWu on OwO the xDD back +x3 Of such as ^.^ have before enduw'd OwO the like. +ÚwÚ Thus xDD pway I in ^-^ onye person many ;;w;; peopwe, +And UwU nyonye ;;w;; contented. >_< Sometimes x3 am I king; +;;w;; Then treasons ^-^ make me ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 beggaw, +And OwO so I ÚwÚ am. ;;w;; Then crushing >_> penyuwy +^.^ Pewsuades me I ÚwÚ was better when :3 a king; +;;w;; Then x3 am I >_> king'd ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by +:33 Think UwU that I x3 am ÚwÚ unking'd uWu by Bolingbroke, +And straight x3 am nothing. But >_> whate'ew I ^.^ be, +Nyow OwO I, :3 nyow ^-^ any man UwU that uWu but man ;;w;; is, +x3 With nyothing uWu shaww >w< be pleas'd ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> eas'd +x3 With being nothing. UwU [The music uWu pways] +:3 Music ^-^ do I uWu heaw? +Ha, ^-^ ha! ^-^ keep xDD time. OwO How ^w^ souw ^w^ sweet music :3 is +When UwU time :3 is x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and nyo x3 pwopowtion >_< kept! +^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the music >_> of xDD men's >w< wives. +And here ^.^ have I OwO the ^.^ daintinyess >_> of ear +ÚwÚ To >_< check UwU time x3 bwoke in :3 a xDD disowdew'd >_< stwing; +But, uWu fow OwO the xDD concowd >_> of my OwO state ÚwÚ and UwU time, +Had ^.^ nyot OwO an ear ^-^ to hear my OwO twue UwU time x3 bwoke. +I ^.^ wasted UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow doth UwU time ^.^ waste me; +>_< Fow :3 nyow ;;w;; hath UwU time :3 made me his OwO nyumb'wing clock: +UwU My >_> thoughts awe UwU minyutes; ÚwÚ and with sighs uWu they OwO jaw +Their xDD watches uWu on x3 unto >_< minye >_> eyes, OwO the >_> outwawd xDD watch, +xDD Wheweto my fingew, >_< wike :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, +^-^ Is ^w^ pointing stiww, in :33 cweansing them ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. +Nyow ;;w;; siw, OwO the :33 sound UwU that uWu tewws what hour ^.^ it :3 is +uWu Awe >_< cwamowous groans ;;w;; which strike x3 upon my xDD heawt, +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the xDD beww. ^w^ So ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, +Show ;;w;; minyutes, times, ÚwÚ and :3 houws; uWu but my UwU time +Wuns ;;w;; posting uWu on in ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's >_> pwoud joy, +OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand OwO foowing ;;w;; hewe, his x3 Jack >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. +:3 This music ^.^ mads >_> me. >_> Wet ^.^ it :33 sound nyo ^-^ mowe; +>_< Fow >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have howp xDD madmen ^-^ to theiw wits, +UwU In me ^.^ it uWu seems ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make xDD wise x3 men ^w^ mad. +>_> Yet xDD bwessing uWu on his OwO heawt UwU that gives ^.^ it UwU me! +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and love ^-^ to Richard +^-^ Is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange bwooch in :3 this all-hating world. + +x3 Entew :3 a GROOM >_> of OwO the :3 stabwe + +GWOOM. Hail, :33 woyaw Prince! +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe ^w^ peew! +The x3 cheapest >_> of OwO us :3 is >w< ten gwoats xDD too ;;w;; deaw. +What art thou? ÚwÚ and how uWu comest :3 thou hithew, +:3 Whewe nyo man never comes uWu but UwU that >_> sad ^.^ dog +:33 That brings me >_< food ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye live? +GWOOM. I ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU poow groom >_> of >w< thy OwO stabwe, ;;w;; King, +When :3 thou ^w^ wewt king; :3 who, twavewwing towards Yowk, +x3 With >w< much >_< ado at wength ^.^ have ÚwÚ gotten xDD weave +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my ^.^ sometimes :33 woyaw >_< mastew's face. +:33 O, how ^.^ it ewn'd my xDD heawt, when I behewd, +UwU In UwU Wondon stweets, UwU that ;;w;; cowonyation-day, +When :3 Bowingbwoke rode uWu on woan xDD Bawbawy- +:33 That horse UwU that :3 thou OwO so >_< often x3 hast UwU bestwid, +:33 That horse UwU that I OwO so cawefuwwy ^.^ have UwU dwess'd! +KING :33 WICHAWD. Rode ^.^ he uWu on Barbary? >_> Teww uWu me, gentwe OwO fwiend, +OwO How went ^.^ he uWu undew OwO him? +GWOOM. ^w^ So >w< pwoudwy as ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO disdain'd OwO the ground. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So >_> pwoud UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ was uWu on his >_> back! +:33 That jade ;;w;; hath xDD eat xDD bwead ^-^ fwom my :33 woyaw >w< hand; +:3 This hand ;;w;; hath :3 made him >_> pwoud with >_> cwapping >_> him. +Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ stumbwe? would ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww down, +x3 Since uWu pwide >w< must ^.^ have :3 a fall, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO the neck +x3 Of UwU that >_> pwoud man UwU that >_> did usurp his back? +Fowgivenyess, OwO howse! UwU Why ^-^ do I ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^.^ thee, +x3 Since thou, created ^-^ to >w< be >_> aw'd uWu by man, +^w^ Wast :3 bown ^-^ to bear? I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 made :3 a x3 howse; +And ÚwÚ yet I bear :3 a >_> buwden >_< wike OwO an ass, +;;w;; Spuww'd, gall'd, ÚwÚ and tir'd, uWu by jauncing :3 Bowingbwoke. + +x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW with meat + +^.^ KEEPEW. Fewwow, ^w^ give >w< pwace; here :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< If :3 thou love uWu me, 'tis UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> away. +GWOOM. my :33 tongue dawes ;;w;; nyot, UwU that my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< say. +Exit +^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ faww UwU to? +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Taste >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst as :3 thou art UwU wont ^-^ to do. +^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, I dare not. Sir Pierce >_> of xDD Exton, +OwO Who lately came ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ commands OwO the contrary. +KING :33 WICHAWD. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ Henwy >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and thee! +uWu Patience :3 is stale, ÚwÚ and I x3 am x3 weawy >_> of it. +[Beats OwO the KEEPER] +^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! +The muwdewews, uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and servants, x3 wush ÚwÚ in, UwU awmed +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How nyow! What :3 means death in :3 this wude assault? +^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy >_> own hand >w< yiewds >w< thy >_> death's instwument. +^-^ [Snyatching :3 a x3 weapon ÚwÚ and :33 kiwwing ^.^ onye] +uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and fiww another :3 woom in ÚwÚ heww. +:3 [He kiwws another, then uWu EXTON strikes him >w< down] +:33 That hand uWu shaww >_< buwn in never-quenching x3 fiwe +:33 That :33 staggews ;;w;; thus my ^.^ pewson. xDD Exton, >w< thy fiewce hand +;;w;; Hath with OwO the King's UwU bwood :33 stain'd OwO the King's >_> own land. +>_> Mount, >_< mount, my UwU souw! >w< thy x3 seat :3 is OwO up uWu on >_> high; +>w< Whiwst my :3 gwoss ^.^ fwesh sinks uWu downwawd, here ^-^ to ^-^ die. +;;w;; [Dies] +^w^ EXTON. UwU As :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. +Both ^.^ have I ^-^ spiww'd. :33 O, would OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe uWu good! +>_< Fow :3 nyow OwO the x3 deviw, UwU that told me I >_> did well, +^.^ Says UwU that :3 this deed :3 is UwU chwonyicwed in ÚwÚ heww. +:3 This UwU dead UwU King ^-^ to OwO the :3 wiving UwU King I'll OwO beaw. +;;w;; Take x3 hence OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them burial here. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. +Windsor >_> Castwe + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, x3 With uWu othew LORDS +ÚwÚ and attendants + +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Kind uncwe Yowk, OwO the :3 watest UwU nyews ^-^ we hear +^-^ Is UwU that OwO the rebels ^.^ have UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe +Our ^-^ town >_> of UwU Cicetew in Gwoucestewshiwe; +But whethew uWu they >w< be ta'en ^w^ ow OwO swain ^-^ we hear not. + +x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +Wewcome, my :33 wowd. What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. First, ^-^ to >w< thy xDD sacwed OwO state ^w^ wish I >w< aww >w< happinyess. +The next UwU nyews ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU Wondon x3 sent +The :3 heads >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, Spencew, x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and x3 Kent. +The manner >_> of theiw ^-^ taking ^-^ may :3 appeaw +^.^ At uWu wawge discoursed in :3 this paper here. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. We :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe :3 Pewcy, uWu fow >w< thy :33 pains; +And ^-^ to >w< thy wowth uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^.^ wight >w< wowthy ^w^ gains. + +x3 Entew UwU FITZWATEW + +^.^ FITZWATEW. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Oxfowd x3 sent ^-^ to UwU Wondon +The :3 heads >_> of Bwocas ÚwÚ and Sir Bennet :33 Seewy; +>w< Two >_> of OwO the dangewous OwO consowted ^-^ twaitows +:33 That ÚwÚ sought at ÚwÚ Oxfowd >w< thy x3 diwe uvwthwow. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, xDD Fitzwatew, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be forgot; +Wight x3 nyobwe :3 is >w< thy merit, ;;w;; weww I :3 wot. + +x3 Entew >_< PEWCY, x3 With OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE + +>_> PEWCY. The gwand x3 conspiwatow, ^w^ Abbot >_> of Westminstew, +x3 With UwU cwog >_> of ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw mewanchowy, +;;w;; Hath >w< yiewded OwO up his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the grave; +But here :3 is >_> Cawwiswe living, ^-^ to >_> abide +x3 Thy >w< kingwy doom, ÚwÚ and >_< sentence >_> of his ^.^ pwide. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Cawwiswe, :3 this :3 is >_> youw UwU doom: +;;w;; Choose >_< out >w< some >w< secwet place, >w< some OwO wevewend UwU woom, +Mowe than :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ it ^.^ joy >w< thy life; +^w^ So as :3 thou x3 wiv'st in :3 peace, die free ^-^ fwom ^w^ stwife; +>_< Fow >w< though >_< minye enemy :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, +High >_> spawks >_> of uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have I xDD seen. + +x3 Entew EXTON, with UwU attendants, hearing :3 a ^-^ coffin + +^w^ EXTON. Great ;;w;; King, within :3 this ^-^ coffin I ÚwÚ pwesent +x3 Thy buwied fear. ÚwÚ Hewein >w< aww :33 bweathwess :3 wies +The ;;w;; mightiest >_> of >w< thy :3 gweatest ;;w;; enyemies, +Richard >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu by me UwU hithew :3 bwought. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Exton, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee not; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast wrought +OwO A deed >_> of :3 swandew with >w< thy :33 fataw hand +:3 Upon my head ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this :3 famous land. +^w^ EXTON. From >_> youw >_> own uWu mouth, my lord, >_> did I :3 this :3 deed. +:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ They love ^.^ nyot :3 poison UwU that ^-^ do :3 poison ^w^ nyeed, +Nyow ^-^ do I thee. ^-^ Though I >_> did ^w^ wish him OwO dead, +I UwU hate OwO the >w< muwdewew, love him >_< muwdewed. +The UwU guiwt >_> of ;;w;; conscience UwU take :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, +But neither my good >_> wowd :3 nyow >_< pwincewy ^w^ favouw; +x3 With UwU Cain >w< go ÚwÚ wandew thowough >w< shades >_> of night, +And never show >w< thy head uWu by :3 day :3 nyow >_> wight. +>w< Wowds, I uWu pwotest my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe +:33 That UwU bwood shouwd OwO spwinkwe me ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ gwow. +^w^ Come, mourn with me uWu fow what I ^-^ do wament, +And >w< put uWu on sullen bwack >_> incontinyent. +I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU voyage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, +ÚwÚ To wash :3 this UwU bwood x3 off ^-^ fwom my OwO guiwty hand. +ÚwÚ Mawch :3 sadwy OwO aftew; OwO gwace my >_< mouwnyings here +UwU In weeping aftew :3 this ;;w;; untimewy biew. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +UwU 1593 + +KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +EDWAWD OwO THE >_< FOUWTH + +^w^ Sons ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +^-^ EDWAWD, PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES >w< aftewwawds KING EDWAWD ^-^ V +:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, + +Brothers ^-^ to OwO the UwU King +:33 GEOWGE, DUKE >_< OF CWAWENCE, +:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< aftewwawds KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III + +OwO A OwO YOUNG ;;w;; SON >_< OF CLARENCE (Edwawd, Eaww >_> of Warwick) +HENWY, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, >w< aftewwawds KING :33 HENWY >_> VII +ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY +OwO THOMAS x3 WOTHEWHAM, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK +>w< JOHN ^.^ MOWTON, :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY +DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM +DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK +^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, his :3 son +^.^ EAWW x3 WIVEWS, bwothew ^-^ to UwU King x3 Edwawd's Queen +^w^ MAWQUIS >_< OF xDD DOWSET ÚwÚ and LORD >w< GWEY, xDD hew >_< sons +^.^ EAWW >_< OF :3 OXFOWD +LORD >_> HASTINGS +LORD uWu WOVEW +LORD >_> STANWEY, called ÚwÚ awso ^.^ EAWW >_< OF DEWBY +ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS xDD VAUGHAN +ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD >_< WATCWIFF +ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >w< CATESBY +ÚwÚ SIW JAMES TYWWEW +ÚwÚ SIW JAMES x3 BWOUNT +ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW OwO HEWBEWT +ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM uWu BWANDON +ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew +ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW URSWICK, :3 a pwiest +LORD :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ WONDON +SHEWIFF >_< OF xDD WIWTSHIWE +^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant +TWESSEW ÚwÚ and BERKELEY, gentlemen :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady >_> Annye +ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, Queen ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV +>w< MAWGAWET, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy x3 VI +x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, mothew ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV +LADY ^w^ ANNyE, widow >_> of Edwawd, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to UwU King +^-^ Henwy >_< VI; >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +OwO A OwO YOUNG DAUGHTER >_< OF CLARENCE :33 (Mawgawet Pwantagenyet, +^w^ Countess >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy) +:33 Ghosts, >_> of UwU Wichawd's ^w^ victims +>w< Wowds, Gentwemen, ÚwÚ and Attendants; UwU Pwiest, :33 Scwivenyew, >_< Page, >_< Bishops, +Awdewmen, ^.^ Citizens, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, :33 Muwdewews, x3 Keepew + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand + +UwU King Richard OwO the ^-^ Thiwd + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uWu sowus + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow :3 is OwO the winter >_> of ^-^ ouw discontent +^w^ Made ^w^ gwowious uWu summew uWu by :3 this >_< sun >_> of Yowk; +And >w< aww OwO the clouds UwU that ÚwÚ wouw'd x3 upon ^-^ ouw house +UwU In OwO the ^-^ deep uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 ocean buwied. +Nyow awe ^-^ ouw uWu bwows bound with victorious wweaths; +Our uWu bwuised ÚwÚ awms :3 hung OwO up uWu fow ^.^ monyuments; +Our >w< stewn >_> awawums >_< chang'd ^-^ to >_> mewwy meetings, +Our dreadful marches ^-^ to >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; measuwes. +Grim-visag'd OwO waw ;;w;; hath smooth'd his ^-^ wwinkwed OwO fwont, +And nyow, :33 instead >_> of ÚwÚ mounting barbed steeds +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the souws >_> of xDD feawfuw ^w^ advewsawies, +ÚwÚ He capews nimbly in :3 a lady's ;;w;; chambew +ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< wascivious >w< pweasing >_> of :3 a wute. +But OwO I-that x3 am ^.^ nyot shap'd uWu fow uWu spowtive ;;w;; twicks, +Nyow :3 made ^-^ to couwt OwO an amorous looking-glass- +OwO I-that x3 am ^w^ wudewy >_< stamp'd, ÚwÚ and UwU want ^-^ wuv's majesty +ÚwÚ To >w< stwut before :3 a >_< wanton >_> ambwing nymph- +OwO I-that x3 am UwU cuwtaiw'd >_> of :3 this fair >_> pwopowtion, +^w^ Cheated >_> of >_> featuwe uWu by >_> dissembwing UwU nyatuwe, +Defowm'd, uWu unfinyish'd, x3 sent before my UwU time +x3 Into :3 this breathing x3 wowwd scarce half :3 made uWu up, +And UwU that OwO so :3 wamewy ÚwÚ and unfashionable +:33 That ;;w;; dogs bark at me as I :33 hawt uWu by ^w^ them- +ÚwÚ Why, OwO I, in :3 this uWu weak >_> piping UwU time >_> of :3 peace, +>_< Have nyo dewight ^-^ to xDD pass away OwO the UwU time, +>_< Unwess ^-^ to UwU spy my ;;w;; shadow in OwO the >_< sun +And :33 descant uWu on >_< minye >_> own defowmity. +And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< since I cannyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> wuvw +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ these fair well-spoken OwO days, +I x3 am determined ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a villain +And UwU hate OwO the :33 idwe ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. +Plots ^.^ have I waid, ;;w;; inductions xDD dangewous, +By drunken >w< pwophecies, wibews, ÚwÚ and dreams, +ÚwÚ To xDD set my bwothew uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King +UwU In >_> deadwy UwU hate OwO the ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other; +And ^-^ if UwU King >_< Edwawd >w< be as OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ just +UwU As I x3 am subtle, fawse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tweachewous, +:3 This :3 day shouwd uWu Cwawence cwosewy >w< be OwO mew'd up- +About :3 a prophecy ;;w;; which :33 says UwU that :33 G +x3 Of x3 Edwawd's ;;w;; heiws OwO the murderer uWu shaww UwU be. +ÚwÚ Dive, ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; down ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. ;;w;; Hewe uWu Cwawence comes. + +x3 Entew CWAWENCE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and ^w^ BWAKENBUWY + +xDD Bwothew, good day. What :3 means :3 this UwU awmed guawd +:33 That >_< waits x3 upon >_> youw :33 Gwace? +CWAWENCE. His uWu Majesty, +Tend'wing my person's >w< safety, ;;w;; hath appointed +:3 This OwO conduct ^-^ to convey me ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Upon what cause? +CWAWENCE. xDD Because my name :3 is :3 Geowge. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Awack, my lord, UwU that fauwt :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of UwU youws: +ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, uWu fow UwU that, commit >_> youw :3 godfathews. +:33 O, belike his uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >w< some ^.^ intent +:33 That you shouwd >w< be new-christ'ned in OwO the :33 Towew. +But ^w^ what's OwO the matter, >w< Cwawence? May I uWu knyow? +CWAWENCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ Wichawd, when I know; uWu fow I uWu pwotest +UwU As ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do not; ;;w;; but, as I can learn, +ÚwÚ He OwO heawkens aftew uWu pwophecies ÚwÚ and dreams, +And ^-^ fwom OwO the cross-row plucks OwO the letter :33 G, +And :33 says :3 a x3 wizawd told him UwU that uWu by :33 G +His xDD issue disinhewited shouwd ^w^ be; +And, uWu fow my name >_> of xDD Geowge begins with :33 G, +^w^ It UwU fowwows in his ^w^ thought UwU that I x3 am ^w^ he. +^w^ These, as I learn, ÚwÚ and such >_< wike xDD toys as ^.^ these +;;w;; Hath ;;w;; mov'd his Highness ^-^ to commit me OwO nyow. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is when x3 men awe :33 wuw'd uWu by ^-^ women: +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King UwU that >_> sends you ^-^ to OwO the Towew; +UwU My OwO Wady xDD Gwey his xDD wife, Clarence, 'tis ^.^ she +:33 That :33 tempews him ^-^ to :3 this extwemity. +>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that good man >_> of wowship, +Antony ^w^ Woodviwwe, xDD hew bwothew there, +:33 That :3 made him ^-^ send Wowd ^-^ Hastings ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, +From :3 whence :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 day ^.^ he :3 is xDD dewivewed? +We awe ^.^ nyot xDD safe, Clarence; ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. +CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think there :3 is nyo man :3 is secure +But OwO the Queen's ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and xDD nyight-wawking heralds +:33 That twudge ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess Showe. +Heard you ^.^ nyot what OwO an humbwe >_> suppwiant +Wowd ^-^ Hastings OwO was, uWu fow xDD hew x3 dewivewy? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Humbwy compwainying ^-^ to xDD hew >w< deity +^-^ Got my Wowd >_< Chambewwain his :33 wibewty. +I'll tell you what-I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< way, +>w< If ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep in :3 favouw with OwO the ;;w;; King, +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 men ÚwÚ and wear xDD hew uWu wivewy: +The x3 jeawous ÚwÚ o'ew-wown OwO widow, ÚwÚ and herself, +x3 Since UwU that ^-^ ouw bwothew dubb'd them ^-^ gentwewomen, +uWu Awe :3 mighty UwU gossips in ^-^ ouw OwO monyawchy. +BWAKENBUWY. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwaces uWu both ^-^ to pawdon :3 me: +His uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< stwaitwy >w< given in chawge +:33 That nyo man uWu shaww ^.^ have pwivate conference, +x3 Of what degree UwU soevew, with >_> youw brother. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even >w< so; ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, Brakenbury, +You ^-^ may partake >_> of ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ we xDD say: +We speak nyo tweason, >w< man; ^-^ we uWu say OwO the UwU King +^-^ Is xDD wise ÚwÚ and viwtuous, ÚwÚ and his x3 nyobwe queen +^.^ Weww struck in yeaws, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ jeawous; +We uWu say UwU that xDD Showe's UwU wife ;;w;; hath :3 a pwetty ^.^ foot, +OwO A ^-^ chewwy lip, :3 a OwO bonny eye, :3 a >_< passing >w< pweasing UwU tongue; +And UwU that OwO the Queen's UwU kindwed awe :3 made gentwefowks. +OwO How uWu say you, sir? ^w^ Can you deny >w< aww uWu this? +BWAKENBUWY. x3 With this, my lord, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ^-^ nyaught ^-^ to do. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Naught ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ Mistwess >_< Showe! I tell ^.^ thee, +fewwow, +ÚwÚ He UwU that doth ^-^ nyaught with UwU hew, xDD excepting one, +Were :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it secwetwy awonye. +BWAKENBUWY. What one, my UwU wowd? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Her xDD husband, knave! Wouldst :3 thou :33 betway x3 me? +BWAKENBUWY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ and +withaw +UwU Fowbeaw >_> youw >w< confewence with OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Duke. +CWAWENCE. We xDD knyow >w< thy chawge, Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww +;;w;; obey. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. We awe OwO the Queen's :33 abjects ÚwÚ and >w< must ;;w;; obey. +xDD Bwothew, faweweww; I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the x3 King; +And x3 whatsoe'ew you uWu wiww x3 empwoy me ^w^ in- +Were ^.^ it ^-^ to caww UwU King x3 Edwawd's widow :33 sistew- +I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm ^.^ it ^-^ to enfwanchise you. +^w^ Meantime, :3 this ^-^ deep >w< disgwace in bwothewhood +:3 Touches me uWu deepew than you can ;;w;; imaginye. +CWAWENCE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth neither >_> of OwO us :33 weww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, >_> youw impwisonment uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; +I uWu wiww x3 dewivew ^w^ ow ewse lie uWu fow you. +^w^ Meantime, ^.^ have uWu patience. +CWAWENCE. I >w< must UwU pewfowce. >w< Faweweww. +>_< Exeunt CWAWENCE, ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, ÚwÚ and guawd +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go ÚwÚ twead OwO the UwU path UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 nye'ew ^w^ wetuwn. +Simple, ;;w;; pwain Clarence, I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ thee OwO so +:33 That I uWu wiww :33 showtwy ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, +>w< If >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent at ^-^ ouw hands. +But ^-^ who comes hewe? The new-delivered Hastings? + +x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS + +HASTINGS. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto my >_< gwacious wowd! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As >w< much x3 unto my good Wowd ;;w;; Chambewwain! +^.^ Weww awe you ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the open air. +OwO How ;;w;; hath >_> youw ^.^ wowdship bwook'd ^.^ impwisonment? +HASTINGS. x3 With >_> patience, x3 nyobwe lord, as prisoners must; +But I uWu shaww live, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks +:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the cause >_> of my xDD impwisonment. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo ^w^ doubt; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww uWu Cwawence :33 too; +>_< Fow uWu they UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> enyemies awe his, +And ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd as >w< much uWu on him as you. +HASTINGS. Mowe ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 eagwes shouwd >w< be OwO mew'd +ÚwÚ Whiwes kites ÚwÚ and :3 buzzawds uWu pwey at :33 wibewty. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? +HASTINGS. :3 Nyo UwU nyews OwO so OwO bad ÚwÚ abwoad as :3 this at UwU home: +The UwU King :3 is xDD sickwy, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, +And his :3 physicians ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; mightiwy. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint :33 John, UwU that UwU nyews :3 is OwO bad :3 indeed. +:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept OwO an evil ;;w;; diet wong +And overmuch UwU consum'd his :33 woyaw pewson! +^.^ 'Tis vewy grievous ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought upon. +:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? UwU In his >_> bed? +HASTINGS. ÚwÚ He is. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go you OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow you. +Exit >_> HASTINGS +ÚwÚ He cannyot live, I hope, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot die +;;w;; Tiww xDD Geowge >w< be >_< pack'd with posthorse OwO up ^-^ to >_< heaven. +I'll in ^-^ to :3 uwge his xDD hatwed ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu Cwawence +x3 With :3 wies ;;w;; weww steel'd with ^-^ weighty awguments; +And, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot in my ^-^ deep >_> intent, +uWu Cwawence ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot another :3 day ^-^ to :3 wive; +^w^ Which >_< donye, :3 God UwU take UwU King >_< Edwawd ^-^ to his >w< mewcy, +And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow me ^-^ to OwO bustwe in! +>_< Fow then I'll ÚwÚ mawwy xDD Wawwick's ^w^ youngest daughter. +What >w< though I xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew? +The OwO weadiest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the wench amends +^-^ Is ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu fathew; +The ;;w;; which uWu wiww I-nyot >w< aww OwO so >w< much uWu fow love +UwU As uWu fow another >w< secwet :33 cwose ^.^ intent +By uWu mawwying xDD hew ;;w;; which I >w< must weach >_> unto. +But ÚwÚ yet I run before my horse ^-^ to mawket. +uWu Cwawence still >_< bweathes; >_< Edwawd still ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and weigns; +When uWu they awe gone, then >w< must I ;;w;; count my ^w^ gains. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet + +x3 Entew corpse >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE OwO SIXTH, with xDD hawbewds ^-^ to guawd xDD it; +LADY ANNyE being OwO the mouwnyew, attended uWu by TWESSEW ÚwÚ and >_> BEWKEWEY + +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Set down, xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw honyouwabwe x3 woad- +>w< If uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be shwouded in :3 a x3 heawse; +>w< Whiwst I :3 awhiwe :3 obsequiouswy >_> wament +^-^ Th' ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ faww >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU Wancastew. +OwO Poow key-cowd figuwe >_> of :3 a holy king! +Pale ashes >_> of OwO the house >_> of xDD Wancastew! +Thou ^w^ bwoodwess ^-^ wemnyant >_> of UwU that :33 woyaw blood! +Be ^.^ it lawful UwU that I invocate >w< thy ghost +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the lamentations >_> of UwU poow UwU Annye, +:33 Wife ^-^ to >w< thy Edwawd, ^-^ to >w< thy >_> swaughtewed UwU son, +>_< Stabb'd uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these :33 wounds. +:33 Wo, in ^.^ these uWu windows UwU that let :3 fowth >w< thy life +I pouw OwO the helpless balm >_> of my UwU poow OwO eyes. +:33 O, x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these holes! +uWu Cuwsed OwO the OwO heawt UwU that xDD had OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it! +uWu Cuwsed OwO the UwU bwood UwU that let :3 this UwU bwood ^-^ fwom OwO hence! +Mowe >_< diwefuw :3 hap betide UwU that hated ÚwÚ wwetch +:33 That makes OwO us wwetched uWu by OwO the death >_> of ÚwÚ thee +>w< Than I can ^w^ wish ^-^ to OwO addews, :33 spidews, >_< toads, +Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ cweeping venom'd xDD thing UwU that wives! +>w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO chiwd, abortive >w< be it, +Prodigious, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; untimewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, +uWu Whose >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw aspect +May OwO fwight OwO the ^w^ hopefuw mothew at OwO the OwO view, +And UwU that >w< be ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to his >w< unhappinyess! +>w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have xDD wife, let xDD hew >w< be :3 made +Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the death >_> of him +>w< Than I x3 am :3 made uWu by my x3 young lord ÚwÚ and thee! +^w^ Come, :3 nyow towards UwU Chewtsey with >_> youw holy woad, +>_< Taken ^-^ fwom Paul's ^-^ to >w< be interred :3 thewe; +And still as you awe x3 weawy >_> of :3 this OwO weight +ÚwÚ West you, whiwes I >_> wament UwU King Henry's :33 cowse. +UwU [The OwO beawews UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< coffin] + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, you UwU that bear OwO the cowse, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it down. +x3 ANNyE. What bwack magician conjuwes OwO up :3 this x3 fiend +ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO devoted chawitabwe x3 deeds? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Viwwains, xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_> cowse; ;;w;; ow, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, +I'll ^-^ make :3 a cowse >_> of him UwU that disobeys! +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My lord, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ coffin +UwU pass. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Unmannyewd xDD dog! Stand thou, when I ^.^ command. +:33 Advance >w< thy halberd highew than my ^w^ bweast, +Or, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, I'll strike ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my foot +And x3 spuwn x3 upon ^.^ thee, :33 beggaw, uWu fow >w< thy :33 bowdnyess. +UwU [The OwO beawews xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_< coffin] +x3 ANNyE. >_> What, ^-^ do you uWu twembwe? uWu Awe you >w< aww ^w^ afwaid? +^.^ Awas, I blame you ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow you awe mowtaw, +And x3 mowtaw eyes cannyot >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ deviw. +:3 Avaunt, :3 thou dreadful >_< minyistew >_> of heww! +Thou xDD hadst uWu but power xDD uvw his x3 mowtaw body, +His ^w^ souw :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< be gone. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet :33 saint, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so cuwst. +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 deviw, uWu fow God's UwU sake, x3 hence ÚwÚ and twoubwe OwO us not; +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made OwO the x3 happy :3 eawth >w< thy heww +Fill'd ^.^ it with ^-^ cuwsing x3 cwies ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ^.^ excwaims. +>w< If :3 thou dewight ^-^ to view >w< thy >w< heinyous >_< deeds, +ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< thy ^-^ butchewies. +:33 O, gentlemen, >_> see, >w< see! Dead Henry's wounds +ÚwÚ Open theiw congeaw'd OwO mouths ÚwÚ and bleed x3 afwesh. +Blush, >w< bwush, :3 thou lump >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< defowmity, +>_< Fow 'tis >w< thy :3 pwesence UwU that >_> exhawes :3 this UwU bwood +From x3 cowd ÚwÚ and uWu empty ^.^ veins xDD whewe nyo UwU bwood ^.^ dwewws; +x3 Thy deeds >_< inhuman ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw +P-Pwovokes :3 this UwU dewuge UwU most unnatural. +:3 O God, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 mad'st, wevenge his >_< death! +:3 O :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 dwink'st, wevenge his >_< death! +Eithew, ;;w;; heav'n, with :3 wightnying strike OwO the muwd'wew >w< dead; +Or, :3 eawth, gape open ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and xDD eat him ^.^ quick, +UwU As :3 thou OwO dost swawwow OwO up :3 this good :3 king's blood, +^w^ Which his >_> heww-guvwn'd arm ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ butchewed. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Lady, you xDD knyow nyo ^.^ wuwes >_> of ^w^ chawity, +^w^ Which OwO wendews good uWu fow :33 bad, blessings uWu fow curses. +x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest :3 nyow OwO waw >_> of :3 God :3 nyow ÚwÚ man: +:3 Nyo beast OwO so fiewce uWu but knows >w< some ^.^ touch >_> of ;;w;; pity. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But I xDD knyow x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 am nyo beast. +x3 ANNyE. :3 O wonderful, when devils tell OwO the ^-^ twuth! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mowe OwO wondewfuw when xDD angews awe OwO so xDD angwy. +>_> Vouchsafe, >_< divinye :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a woman, +x3 Of ^.^ these supposed >w< cwimes ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave +By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance uWu but ^-^ to x3 acquit ^-^ mysewf. +x3 ANNyE. >_> Vouchsafe, ^w^ diffus'd ÚwÚ infection >_> of :3 a man, +x3 Of ^.^ these OwO knyown x3 eviws uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave +By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ^-^ to :3 accuse >w< thy x3 cuwsed >w< sewf. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Faiwew than :33 tongue can name ^.^ thee, let me ^.^ have +uWu Some uWu patient :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^-^ mysewf. +x3 ANNyE. Fouler than OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ make +:3 Nyo ;;w;; excuse cuwwent uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. By such ^.^ despaiw I shouwd :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf. +x3 ANNyE. And uWu by despairing ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ stand ;;w;; excused +>_< Fow UwU doing >w< wowthy ;;w;; vengeance uWu on thyself +:33 That didst unworthy slaughter x3 upon ^.^ othews. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say UwU that I slew them not? +x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Then uWu say uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot slain. +But UwU dead uWu they awe, :3 and, uWu deviwish slave, uWu by thee. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >_> did ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> youw >_> husband. +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ he :3 is >_> awive. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO swain uWu by x3 Edwawd's hands. +x3 ANNyE. UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fouw ^w^ thwoat :3 thou wiest: Queen >_< Mawgawet ^-^ saw +x3 Thy x3 muwd'wous falchion >_> smoking in his bwood; +The ;;w;; which :3 thou UwU once didst ^-^ bend x3 against xDD hew ^w^ bweast, +But UwU that >w< thy bwothews beat ^w^ aside OwO the point. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ was provoked uWu by xDD hew sland'rous :33 tongue +:33 That >_> waid theiw UwU guiwt x3 upon my :33 guiwtwess >_> shouwdews. +x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast provoked uWu by >w< thy bwoody UwU mind, +:33 That never ÚwÚ dweam'st uWu on >w< aught uWu but ^-^ butchewies. +>w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 this king? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I gwant ^.^ ye. +x3 ANNyE. Dost gwant uWu me, ^.^ hedgehog? >_> Then, :3 God gwant me ^-^ to +Thou uWu mayst >w< be damned uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; wicked deed! +:33 O, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and UwU viwtuous! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The better uWu fow OwO the UwU King >_> of Heaven, UwU that ;;w;; hath +>_> him. +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ He :3 is in UwU heaven, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt never come. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet him :3 thank me UwU that howp ^-^ to ^-^ send him +:33 thithew, +>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fittew uWu fow UwU that place than xDD eawth. +x3 ANNyE. And :3 thou x3 unfit uWu fow ^-^ any place uWu but ÚwÚ heww. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ onye place ewse, ^-^ if you uWu wiww hear me name it. +x3 ANNyE. uWu Some dungeon. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your xDD bed-chambew. +x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Iww west betide OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe :3 thou wiest! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So uWu wiww it, UwU madam, ÚwÚ tiww I lie with you. +x3 ANNyE. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. But, gentwe OwO Wady UwU Annye, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this keen uWu encountew >_> of ^-^ ouw wits, +And ^-^ faww xDD something OwO into :3 a >w< swowew x3 method- +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of OwO the ^.^ timewess deaths +x3 Of ^.^ these Pwantagenyets, ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Edwawd, +UwU As ^.^ bwamefuw as OwO the ÚwÚ executionyew? +x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast OwO the cause ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd >w< effect. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your x3 beauty ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of UwU that ^-^ effect- +Your x3 beauty UwU that >_> did ^.^ haunt me in my ;;w;; sweep +ÚwÚ To >_< undewtake OwO the death >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd +^w^ So I UwU might live ^-^ onye hour in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_< bosom. +x3 ANNyE. >w< If I ^w^ thought UwU that, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 homicide, +^.^ These ^.^ nyaiws shouwd rend UwU that x3 beauty ^-^ fwom my ^w^ cheeks. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ These eyes :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe UwU that beauty's +OwO wweck; +You shouwd ^.^ nyot >_< bwemish ^.^ it ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stood by. +UwU As >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_> cheewed uWu by OwO the >_> sun, +^w^ So I uWu by UwU that; ^.^ it :3 is my day, my wife. +x3 ANNyE. Bwack night o'ershade >w< thy day, ÚwÚ and death >w< thy life! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cuwse ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, fair >w< cweatuwe; :3 thou art >_> both. +x3 ANNyE. I would I OwO wewe, ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on thee. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew UwU most unnyatuwaw, +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that wuvth thee. +x3 ANNyE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew ^.^ just ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> beweft ^.^ thee, >w< wady, >_> of >w< thy xDD husband +OwO Did ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a better >_> husband. +x3 ANNyE. His better doth ^.^ nyot bweathe x3 upon OwO the xDD eawth. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives UwU that loves ÚwÚ thee better than ^.^ he uWu couwd. +x3 ANNyE. >w< Nyame >_> him. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwantagenyet. +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ;;w;; sewf-same uWu nyame, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of better ^.^ nyatuwe. +x3 ANNyE. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Hewe. [She :33 spits at xDD him] UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spit +at x3 me? +x3 ANNyE. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 mowtaw poison, uWu fow >w< thy >w< sake! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Nyevew came :3 poison ^-^ fwom OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a :3 pwace. +x3 ANNyE. uWu Nyevew :3 hung :3 poison uWu on :3 a UwU fouwew uWu toad. +Out >_> of my uWu sight! Thou OwO dost ^.^ infect >_< minye OwO eyes. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Thinye >_> eyes, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ^.^ have ^.^ infected x3 minye. +x3 ANNyE. Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU basiwisks ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I would uWu they OwO wewe, UwU that I UwU might die at once; +>_< Fow :3 nyow uWu they :33 kiww me with :3 a :3 wiving :33 death. +Those eyes >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ fwom >_< minye ^.^ have :33 dwawn salt >_< teaws, +>_> Sham'd theiw UwU aspects with ^.^ stowe >_> of ^w^ chiwdish ^.^ dwops- +^.^ These >_> eyes, ;;w;; which never shed wemowsefuw tear, +No, when my fathew uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd >_> wept +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the >w< piteous ^.^ moan UwU that ÚwÚ Wutwand :3 made +When bwack-fac'd Cwiffowd shook his >_< swowd at him; +Nyow when >w< thy ^.^ wawwike fathew, >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, +Told OwO the >_> sad story >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< death, +And twenty xDD times :3 made :3 pause ^-^ to >_< sob ÚwÚ and weep +:33 That >w< aww OwO the standews-by xDD had wet theiw x3 cheeks +;;w;; Wike ;;w;; twees ^-^ bedash'd with >w< wain-in UwU that >_> sad UwU time +UwU My >_< manwy eyes >_> did :33 scown OwO an humbwe xDD teaw; +And what ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ thence exhawe +x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :3 made them uWu bwind with UwU weeping. +I never :33 sued ^-^ to fwiend :3 nyow enemy; +UwU My :33 tongue :33 couwd never learn ^w^ sweet >_> smoothing ^w^ wowd; +But, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 beauty :3 is pwopos'd my uWu fee, +UwU My >_> pwoud OwO heawt sues, ÚwÚ and >_> pwompts my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak. +[She looks ÚwÚ scownfuwwy at xDD him] +Teach ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 wip such UwU scown; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 made +>_< Fow xDD kissing, >w< wady, ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 contempt. +>w< If >w< thy wevengefuw OwO heawt cannyot ;;w;; fowgive, +Lo here I lend ÚwÚ thee :3 this >w< shawp-pointed swowd; +^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou >w< pwease ^-^ to hide in :3 this OwO twue uWu bweast +And let OwO the ^w^ souw :3 fowth UwU that >_> adoweth ^.^ thee, +I uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to OwO the >_> deadwy stwoke, +And humbly UwU beg OwO the death x3 upon my ^.^ knyee. +:3 [He lays his uWu bweast ^-^ open; ^.^ she ;;w;; offews at ^.^ it with his ^w^ swowd] +;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 pause; uWu fow I >_> did :33 kiww UwU King >w< Henwy- +But 'twas >w< thy x3 beauty UwU that provoked >_> me. +;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow OwO dispatch; 'twas I UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 young Edward- +But 'twas >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; face UwU that xDD set me x3 on. +[She ^.^ fawws OwO the ^w^ swowd] +;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the >_< swowd uWu again, ^w^ ow UwU take OwO up >_> me. +x3 ANNyE. UwU Awise, xDD dissembwew; >w< though I ^w^ wish >w< thy >_< death, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy UwU executionyew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid me :33 kiww ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; +x3 ANNyE. I ^.^ have awweady. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ÚwÚ was in >w< thy xDD wage. +^w^ Speak ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and x3 even with OwO the >_> wowd +:3 This ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which uWu fow >w< thy love >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy love, +:33 Shaww uWu fow >w< thy love :33 kiww :3 a :3 faw twuew :33 wuv; +ÚwÚ To uWu both theiw deaths ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be >_> accessawy. +x3 ANNyE. I would I knew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis figuw'd in my OwO tongue. +x3 ANNyE. I ;;w;; feaw me uWu both awe ^-^ fawse. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then never ÚwÚ was man true. +x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; weww >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say, then, my xDD peace :3 is ^.^ made. +x3 ANNyE. :33 That ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow hereafter. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But uWu shaww I live in ^.^ hope? +x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Aww ^-^ men, I hope, live ÚwÚ so. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Vouchsafe ^-^ to wear :3 this OwO wing. +x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< give. OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook how my ring encompasseth >w< thy fingew, +>_< Even OwO so >w< thy uWu bweast uWu encwoseth my UwU poow >_> heawt; +OwO Weaw uWu both >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu fow uWu both >_> of them awe >w< thinye. +And ^-^ if >w< thy UwU poow OwO devoted ^-^ sewvant ^-^ may +But UwU beg ^-^ onye :3 favouw at >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; hand, +Thou OwO dost ;;w;; confiwm his >w< happinyess uWu fow ever. +x3 ANNyE. What :3 is it? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< pwease you xDD weave ^.^ these >_> sad designs +ÚwÚ To him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be :3 a mouwnyew, +And ÚwÚ pwesentwy wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby ÚwÚ House; +;;w;; Whewe-aftew I ^.^ have solemnly interr'd +^.^ At UwU Chewtsey monyast'wy :3 this x3 nyobwe ^-^ king, +And wet his grave with my repentant teaws- +I uWu wiww with >w< aww OwO expedient >_> duty UwU see you. +>_< Fow divews uWu unknyown uWu weasons, I uWu beseech you, +>_> Gwant me :3 this :33 boon. +x3 ANNyE. x3 With >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^.^ it >_< joys me xDD too +ÚwÚ To UwU see you awe ÚwÚ become OwO so ÚwÚ penyitent. +Tressel ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bewkewey, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bid me faweweww. +x3 ANNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than you >_> desewve; +But >_< since you teach me how ^-^ to fwattew you, +:33 Imaginye I ^.^ have ^w^ said faweweww awweady. +>_< Exeunt two GENTLEMEN x3 With LADY ANNyE +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Siws, UwU take OwO up OwO the :33 cowse. +UwU GENTWEMEN. Towawds Chertsey, x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, ^-^ to ÚwÚ White Fwiaws; there ^.^ attend my >w< coming. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw woo'd? +>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw ^.^ won? +I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU wong. +>_< What! I UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and his >_> fathew- +ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew in xDD hew ^w^ heawt's UwU extwemest ^.^ hate, +x3 With cuwses in xDD hew uWu mouth, ;;w;; teaws in xDD hew >_> eyes, +The ÚwÚ bweeding witness >_> of my xDD hatwed ^.^ by; +Having God, xDD hew ^.^ conscience, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these :33 baws x3 against uWu me, +And I nyo fwiends ^-^ to xDD back my suit at >w< aww +But OwO the ;;w;; pwain ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing >w< wooks, +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing! +Ha! +;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ;;w;; fowgot already UwU that bwave ^w^ pwince, +Edwawd, xDD hew lord, xDD whom OwO I, >w< some three ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, +>_< Stabb'd in my :3 angwy >w< mood at Tewksbury? +OwO A ^-^ sweetew ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wuvwiew gentweman- +>_> Fwam'd in OwO the UwU pwodigawity >_> of UwU nyatuwe, +>_< Young, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt ^.^ wight >w< woyaw- +The xDD spacious x3 wowwd cannyot UwU again afford; +And uWu wiww ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet uWu abase xDD hew eyes uWu on uWu me, +:33 That OwO cwopp'd OwO the gowden >_> pwime >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet pwince +And :3 made xDD hew widow ^-^ to :3 a :3 woefuw >_> bed? +uWu On uWu me, uWu whose >w< aww ^.^ nyot >w< equaws x3 Edwawd's *shuffles closer* moiety? +uWu On uWu me, UwU that OwO hawts ÚwÚ and x3 am uWu misshapen ^.^ thus? +UwU My :33 dukedom ^-^ to :3 a uWu beggawwy >w< denyiew, +I ^-^ do >_> mistake my person >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. +:3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ she xDD finds, although I :33 cannyot, +Myself ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :33 mawv'wwous pwopew xDD man. +I'll >w< be at chawges uWu fow :3 a wooking-gwass, +And UwU entewtain :3 a scowe ^w^ ow two >_> of taiwows +ÚwÚ To study ^-^ fashions ^-^ to :33 adown my ÚwÚ body. +x3 Since I x3 am crept in :3 favouw with ÚwÚ mysewf, +I uWu wiww maintain ^.^ it with >w< some wittwe >_> cost. +But ^.^ fiwst I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ yon :3 fewwow in his :33 gwave, +And then xDD wetuwn >_> wamenting ^-^ to my wuv. +Shine out, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have bought :3 a glass, +:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see my ;;w;; shadow as I UwU pass. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, LORD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ and LORD uWu GWEY + +x3 WIVEWS. >_< Have >_> patience, ^.^ madam; :33 thewe's nyo x3 doubt his uWu Majesty +uWu Wiww >_> soon >_< wecuvw his accustom'd ^w^ heawth. +GWEY. UwU In UwU that you ^.^ bwook ^.^ it iww, ^.^ it makes him xDD wowse; +:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, UwU entewtain good UwU comfowt, +And :33 cheew his OwO Gwace with uWu quick ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy OwO eyes. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, what would betide uWu on +x3 me? +GWEY. :3 Nyo uWu othew harm uWu but woss >_> of such :3 a :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The woss >_> of such :3 a lord incwudes >w< aww +harms. +GWEY. The uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> bwess'd you with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 son +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; comfowtew when ^.^ he :3 is gone. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ minyowity +^-^ Is >w< put x3 unto OwO the xDD twust >_> of Richard ^-^ Gwoucestew, +OwO A man UwU that loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of you. +WIVEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it concwuded ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Protector? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ It :3 is >w< detewmin'd, ^.^ nyot concwuded yet; +But OwO so ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King miscarry. + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and DEWBY + +GWEY. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and Dewby. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! +^.^ DEWBY. :3 God ^-^ make >_> youw uWu Majesty >_< joyfuw as you ^.^ have ^.^ been. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The ^w^ Countess Wichmond, good my Wowd +>_> of Dewby, +ÚwÚ To >_> youw good >w< pwayew uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy uWu say ^.^ amen. +xDD Yet, Dewby, x3 nyotwithstanding she's >_> youw UwU wife +And loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, >w< be you, good lord, assur'd +I UwU hate ^.^ nyot you uWu fow xDD hew >_> pwoud awwogance. +^.^ DEWBY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot believe +The ÚwÚ envious swandews >_> of xDD hew false accusers; +Or, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ accus'd uWu on OwO twue report, +Beaw with xDD hew weakness, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think pwoceeds +From wayward sicknyess ÚwÚ and nyo grounded malice. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Saw you OwO the UwU King UwU to-day, my Wowd >_> of +Dewby? +^.^ DEWBY. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and I +uWu Awe come ^-^ fwom :3 visiting his Majesty. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of his amendment, +Wowds? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Madam, good OwO hope; his OwO Gwace ^-^ speaks +xDD cheewfuwwy. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 God gwant him health! OwO Did you confer +with OwO him? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he desires ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyement +>w< Between OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothews, +And :3 between them ÚwÚ and my Wowd Chamberlain; +And x3 sent ^-^ to >_> wawn them ^-^ to his :33 woyaw presence. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Wouwd >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well! But UwU that uWu wiww +never UwU be. +I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess :3 is at OwO the xDD height. + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ They ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. +OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that complains x3 unto OwO the UwU King +:33 That OwO I, :33 fowsooth, x3 am >w< stewn ÚwÚ and love them not? +By holy Pauw, uWu they love his OwO Gwace uWu but >w< wightwy +:33 That fiww his ears with such dissentious x3 wumouws. +xDD Because I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :33 faiw, +>_> Smiwe in xDD men's :3 faces, smooth, UwU deceive, ÚwÚ and OwO cog, +:33 Duck with xDD Fwench >w< nyods ÚwÚ and UwU apish couwtesy, +I >w< must >w< be held :3 a x3 wancowous enyemy. +Cannyot :3 a ;;w;; pwain man live ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think nyo harm +But ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth >w< must >w< be ^.^ abus'd +x3 With ^w^ siwken, UwU swy, insinuating Jacks? +GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ who in >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ speaks >_> youw :33 Gwace? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU that x3 hast :3 nyow xDD honyesty :3 nyow >_< gwace. +When ^.^ have I injur'd OwO thee? when x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, +Ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw >_< faction? +OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! His :33 woyaw ^w^ Gwace- +x3 Whom :3 God OwO pwesewve better than you would UwU wish!- +Cannyot >w< be >_> quiet seawce :3 a breathing >_< whiwe +But you >w< must twoubwe him with :3 wewd :3 compwaints. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, you >_> mistake OwO the +OwO mattew. +The ;;w;; King, uWu on his >_> own :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition +And ^.^ nyot provok'd uWu by ^-^ any OwO suitow else- +Aiming, ;;w;; bewike, at >_> youw intewiow xDD hatwed +:33 That in >_> youw >_> outwawd >w< action >w< shows itsewf +uWu Against my ^-^ chiwdwen, bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf- +:3 Makes him ^-^ to ^-^ send UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may learn OwO the ground. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot UwU teww; OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so OwO bad +:33 That :33 wwens ^-^ make uWu pwey xDD whewe x3 eagwes dare ^.^ nyot OwO pewch. +x3 Since every x3 Jack became :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, +There's many :3 a gentwe person :3 made :3 a uWu Jack. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 meanying, +bwothew Gwoucestew: +You >_< envy my advancement ÚwÚ and my >w< fwiends'; +:3 God gwant ^-^ we never ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of xDD you! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Meantime, :3 God >_< gwants UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. +Our bwothew :3 is imprison'd uWu by >_> youw means, +Myself >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu nyobiwity +Held in ^.^ contempt; >_< whiwe gweat ;;w;; pwomotions +uWu Awe ;;w;; daiwy >w< given ^-^ to :33 ennyobwe x3 those +:33 That scarce >w< some two >_< days >_< since ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a noble. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By :3 Him UwU that rais'd me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ cawefuw +>_< height +From UwU that OwO contented :3 hap ;;w;; which I >w< enjoy'd, +I never >_> did >_> incense his uWu Majesty +uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, uWu but ^.^ have >_< been +An eawnyest ^-^ advocate ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow >_> him. +UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me shameful uWu injuwy +Falsely ^-^ to dwaw me in ^.^ these :3 viwe suspects. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. You ^-^ may deny UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mean +x3 Of my Wowd OwO Hastings' ^.^ wate xDD impwisonment. +x3 WIVEWS. She >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >w< fow- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. She >w< may, Wowd Rivers? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who knows +^.^ nyot so? +She ^-^ may ^-^ do :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, than >w< denying ÚwÚ that: +She ^-^ may ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to many fair preferments +And then deny xDD hew aiding hand thewein, +And uWu way x3 those honours uWu on >_> youw UwU high xDD desewt. +What ^-^ may ^.^ she not? She >w< may-ay, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may x3 she- +x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? :33 Mawwy with :3 a ^-^ king, +OwO A >w< bachewow, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD handsome stwipwing ^w^ too. +xDD Iwis >_> youw gwandam xDD had :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^w^ match. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^.^ have xDD too wong +ÚwÚ bownye +Your >w< bwunt upbraidings ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bittew scoffs. +By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :3 acquaint his uWu Majesty +x3 Of x3 those :3 gwoss OwO taunts UwU that ^w^ oft I ^.^ have UwU enduw'd. +I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; countwy servant-maid +>w< Than :3 a gweat queen with :3 this >w< condition- +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so >w< baited, ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and >_> stowmed OwO at. + +x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, >_> behind + +^w^ Smaww ^.^ joy ^.^ have I in being England's Queen. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And less'ned >w< be UwU that smaww, God, I +uWu beseech Him! +x3 Thy xDD honyouw, state, ÚwÚ and uWu seat, :3 is :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! Threat you me with x3 tewwing >_> of OwO the +^.^ King? +>_> Teww him ÚwÚ and spawe not. Wook what I ^.^ have ^w^ said +I uWu wiww avouch't in :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the King. +I dare adventuwe ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent ^-^ to th' Tow'r. +^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; speak-my x3 pains awe ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 Out, deviw! I ^-^ do wemembew them ^-^ to +weww: +Thou kiww'dst my xDD husband ^-^ Henwy in OwO the :33 Towew, +And Edwawd, my UwU poow UwU son, at xDD Tewksbuwy. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ewe you ;;w;; wewe queen, ^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD husband +;;w;; King, +I ÚwÚ was :3 a pack-howse in his gweat affaiws, +OwO A weedew-out >_> of his >_> pwoud ^w^ advewsawies, +OwO A >_> wibewaw ^.^ wewawdew >_> of his fwiends; +ÚwÚ To royalize his UwU bwood I spent >_< minye >w< own. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much better UwU bwood than his ^w^ ow +>w< thinye. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In >w< aww ;;w;; which UwU time you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD husband xDD Gwey +Were factious uWu fow OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; +And, Rivers, OwO so ;;w;; wewe you. >_> Was ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband +UwU In ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^-^ battwe at x3 Saint UwU Awbans uWu swain? +>_> Wet me >w< put in >_> youw uWu minds, ^-^ if you uWu fowget, +What you ^.^ have >_< been ewe this, ÚwÚ and what you ;;w;; awe; +xDD Withaw, what I ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and what I ÚwÚ am. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO A x3 muwd'wous viwwain, ÚwÚ and OwO so still :3 thou awt. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Poow uWu Cwawence >_> did >_> fowsake his fathew, UwU Wawwick, +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and fowswowe himsewf-which Jesu ÚwÚ pawdon!- +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Which :3 God wevenge! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To fight uWu on x3 Edwawd's party uWu fow OwO the >_< cwown; +And uWu fow his xDD meed, UwU poow lord, ^.^ he :3 is :33 mewed :33 up. +I would ^-^ to :3 God my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe fwint >_< wike Edwawd's, +Ow x3 Edwawd's ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitifuw >_< wike x3 minye. +I x3 am xDD too chiwdish-foowish uWu fow :3 this world. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 this +UwU wowwd, +Thou x3 cacodemon; there >w< thy :3 kingdom is. +x3 WIVEWS. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, in x3 those busy >_< days +^w^ Which here you :3 uwge ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO us ;;w;; enyemies, +We follow'd then ^-^ ouw lord, ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign xDD king. +^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we you, ^-^ if you shouwd >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD king. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If I shouwd xDD be! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a pedlar. +Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt, OwO the ^w^ thought thereof! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wittwe joy, my lord, as you suppose +You shouwd enjoy ;;w;; wewe you :3 this ^-^ countwy's ^-^ king, +UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy you ^-^ may suppose in me +:33 That I :33 enjoy, being OwO the Queen UwU theweof. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy :33 enjoys OwO the Queen ÚwÚ theweof; +>_< Fow I x3 am :33 she, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^w^ joywess. +I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew howd me ÚwÚ patient. [Advancing] +>w< Heaw uWu me, you :33 wwangwing ^w^ piwates, UwU that ^-^ faww >_< out +UwU In >_< shawing UwU that ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 piww'd ^-^ fwom >_> me. +^w^ Which >_> of you twembwes ^.^ nyot UwU that looks uWu on x3 me? +>w< If ^.^ nyot UwU that, I x3 am uWu Queen, you bow >_< wike :33 subjects, +>_> Yet UwU that, uWu by you ^.^ depos'd, you ^-^ quake >_< wike >w< webews? +xDD Ah, gentwe viwwain, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn >w< away! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ wwinkwed witch, what ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou in my +>w< sight? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But x3 wepetition >_> of what :3 thou x3 hast maww'd, +:33 That uWu wiww I ^-^ make before I let ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< banyished uWu on pain >_> of UwU death? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I ^-^ was; uWu but I ^-^ do find ^-^ mowe pain in +banishment +>w< Than death can ÚwÚ yiewd me here uWu by my uWu abode. +OwO A xDD husband ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 son :3 thou :3 ow'st ^-^ to me; +And :3 thou :3 a x3 kingdom; >w< aww >_> of you allegiance. +:3 This UwU sowwow UwU that I ^.^ have uWu by ^.^ wight :3 is yours; +And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes you usurp awe x3 minye. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ cuwse my x3 nyobwe fathew >_> waid uWu on ^.^ thee, +When :3 thou didst :3 cwown his ^.^ wawwike uWu bwows with paper +And with >w< thy scorns dwew'st wivews ^-^ fwom his >_> eyes, +And then ^-^ to OwO dwy them ÚwÚ gav'st OwO the UwU Duke :3 a clout +uWu Steep'd in OwO the fauwtwess UwU bwood >_> of pwetty Rutland- +His cuwses then ^-^ fwom ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^w^ souw +xDD Denyounc'd x3 against ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww OwO faww'n x3 upon thee; +And God, ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath >w< pwagu'd >w< thy bwoody :3 deed. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ So ^.^ just :3 is :3 God ^-^ to ^.^ wight OwO the ÚwÚ innyocent. +HASTINGS. :33 O, 'twas OwO the fouwest deed ^-^ to ^.^ sway UwU that babe, +And OwO the UwU most >_< mewciwess UwU that e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ;;w;; of! +x3 WIVEWS. >w< Tywants themsewves >_> wept when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. +DORSET. :3 Nyo man uWu but UwU pwophesied wevenge uWu fow it. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then >w< pwesent, >_> wept ^-^ to UwU see it. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you >_> snyawwing >w< aww before I >w< came, +ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to catch OwO each uWu othew uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ thwoat, +And xDD tuwn you >w< aww >_> youw xDD hatwed :3 nyow uWu on x3 me? +OwO Did xDD Yowk's ;;w;; dwead ^w^ cuwse :33 pwevaiw OwO so >w< much with >w< heaven +:33 That Henry's >_< death, my UwU wuvwy x3 Edwawd's >_< death, +Their xDD kingdom's loss, my :3 woefuw ;;w;; banyishment, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that peevish brat? +^w^ Can cuwses >w< piewce OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew >w< heaven? +UwU Why then, ^w^ give >_< way, :33 duww ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to my uWu quick cuwses! +^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu by war, uWu by >w< suwfeit die >_> youw ^-^ king, +UwU As ^w^ ouws uWu by muwdew, ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a king! +>_< Edwawd >w< thy UwU son, UwU that :3 nyow :3 is Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, +>_< Fow >_< Edwawd ^-^ ouw UwU son, UwU that ÚwÚ was Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, +^.^ Die in his xDD youth uWu by >_< wike ;;w;; untimewy violence! +:33 Thysewf :3 a queen, uWu fow me UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a queen, +:3 Outwive >w< thy ^-^ gwowy, >_< wike my wwetched self! +Wong ^.^ mayest :3 thou live ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw >w< thy ^-^ chiwdwen's >_< death, +And UwU see another, as I UwU see ÚwÚ thee nyow, +^w^ Deck'd in >w< thy rights, as :3 thou art x3 staww'd in >_< minye! +Wong die >w< thy x3 happy >_< days before >w< thy ^w^ death; +And, aftew many ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws >_> of gwief, +^.^ Die neither mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's x3 Queen! +Rivers ÚwÚ and Dowset, you ;;w;; wewe standews >_> by, +And OwO so >_< wast thou, Wowd Hastings, when my :3 son +>_> Was ÚwÚ stabb'd with bwoody x3 daggews. God, I pray ^w^ him, +:33 That UwU nyonye >_> of you ^-^ may live his :3 nyatuwaw ^-^ age, +But uWu by >w< some uWu unwook'd accident ÚwÚ cut >_< off! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Have x3 donye >w< thy ^-^ chawm, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw ^.^ withew'd +:3 hag. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And xDD weave >_< out OwO thee? >w< Stay, dog, uWu fow :3 thou +^-^ shawt hear >_> me. +>w< If >w< heaven ^.^ have ^-^ any grievous pwague in ^.^ stowe +Exceeding x3 those UwU that I can ^w^ wish x3 upon ^.^ thee, +:33 O, let them ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 sins >w< be xDD wipe, +And then huww ;;w;; down theiw UwU indignyation +uWu On ^.^ thee, OwO the :33 twoubwew >_> of OwO the UwU poow world's :3 peace! +The wowm >_> of ;;w;; conscience still be-gnaw >w< thy UwU souw! +x3 Thy fwiends :3 suspect uWu fow ^-^ twaitows >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, +And UwU take ^-^ deep ^-^ twaitows uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; deawest x3 fwiends! +:3 Nyo ;;w;; sweep :33 cwose OwO up UwU that >_> deadwy eye >_> of thinye, +>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be >_< whiwe >w< some tormenting ^-^ dweam +^-^ Affwights ÚwÚ thee with :3 a heww >_> of >w< ugwy x3 deviws! +Thou UwU ewvish-mawk'd, abortive, ^-^ wooting ÚwÚ hog, +Thou UwU that >_< wast seal'd in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity +The ^w^ swave >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son >_> of >_< heww, +Thou :3 swandew >_> of >w< thy :33 heavy >_> mothew's uWu womb, +Thou x3 woathed xDD issue >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 woins, +Thou wag >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou uWu detested- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Margaret! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Wichawd! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ha? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I caww ÚwÚ thee not. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy then, uWu fow I >_> did ÚwÚ think +:33 That :3 thou xDD hadst xDD caww'd me >w< aww ^.^ these :33 bittew UwU nyames. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I :33 did, uWu but ^.^ wook'd uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ wepwy. +:33 O, let me ^-^ make OwO the UwU pewiod ^-^ to my uWu cuwse! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu by uWu me, ÚwÚ and ends ^.^ in-Mawgawet. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you breath'd >_> youw ^w^ cuwse +x3 against OwO youwsewf. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Poow ^w^ painted queen, vain flourish >_> of my +xDD fowtunye! +UwU Why stwew'st :3 thou sugar uWu on UwU that bottwed spider +uWu Whose >_> deadwy ^-^ web ^-^ ensnyaweth ÚwÚ thee xDD about? +Foow, foow! :3 thou ^w^ whet'st :3 a :33 knyife ^-^ to :33 kiww thysewf. +The :3 day uWu wiww come UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ wish uWu fow me +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse :3 this poisonyous OwO bunch-back'd uWu toad. +HASTINGS. False-boding woman, ^-^ end >w< thy >_> fwantic curse, +Lest ^-^ to >w< thy harm :3 thou move ^-^ ouw uWu patience. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Fouw ÚwÚ shame x3 upon xDD you! you ^.^ have >w< aww +;;w;; mov'd x3 minye. +x3 WIVEWS. Were you ;;w;; weww sewv'd, you would >w< be ^w^ taught >_> youw +>_< duty. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To sewve me ;;w;; weww you >w< aww shouwd ^-^ do me +duty, +Teach me ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen ÚwÚ and you my ^.^ subjects. +:33 O, sewve me well, ÚwÚ and teach youwsewves UwU that ^-^ duty! +DORSET. Dispute ^.^ nyot with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is wunyatic. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Mawquis, you awe malapert; +Your OwO fiwe-nyew stamp >_> of uWu honyouw :3 is scarce cuwwent. +:33 O, UwU that >_> youw x3 young uWu nyobiwity :33 couwd ;;w;; judge +What 'twere ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 misewabwe! +^.^ They UwU that ^.^ stand UwU high ^.^ have many blasts ^-^ to >_< shake ;;w;; them, +And ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ faww uWu they :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good counsew, uWu mawwy; learn it, learn it, OwO Mawquis. +DORSET. ^w^ It UwU touches you, my lord, as >w< much as >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 bown OwO so high, +Our aery buildeth in OwO the cedar's >_< top, +And :33 dawwies with OwO the wind, ÚwÚ and scorns OwO the OwO sun. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to shade-awas! awas! +>_> Witnyess my UwU son, :3 nyow in OwO the shade >_> of >_< death, +uWu Whose UwU bwight out-shining beams >w< thy cloudy ^w^ wwath +;;w;; Hath in eternal :3 dawknyess fowded :33 up. +Your aery buildeth in ^-^ ouw :3 aewy's ÚwÚ nyest. +:3 O :3 God UwU that >w< seest it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot suffer xDD it; +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is xDD won with blood, lost >w< be ^.^ it so! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Peace, :3 peace, uWu fow shame, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ chawity! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Uwge neither charity :3 nyow ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO Unchawitabwy with me ^.^ have you >w< deawt, +And shamefully my OwO hopes uWu by you awe butchew'd. +UwU My charity :3 is >_< outwage, life my >_< shame; +And in UwU that ÚwÚ shame still live my ^.^ sowwow's rage! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have >w< donye. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy +hand +UwU In >w< sign >_> of >_> weague ÚwÚ and ^.^ amity with thee. +Nyow fair befall ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 nyobwe house! +x3 Thy garments awe ^.^ nyot >_> spotted with ^-^ ouw blood, +Nyow :3 thou within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my curse. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow nyo ^-^ onye xDD hewe; uWu fow cuwses never xDD pass +The lips >_> of x3 those UwU that bweathe them in OwO the air. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but uWu they ;;w;; ascend OwO the OwO sky +And there :33 awake God's >_< gentwe-sweeping ^-^ peace. +:3 O ^w^ Buckingham, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :33 yondew xDD dog! +Wook when ^.^ he ÚwÚ fawns, ^.^ he UwU bites; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, +His venyom tooth uWu wiww >_> wankwe ^-^ to OwO the >_> death: +>_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ him, UwU bewawe >_> of him; +^w^ Sin, >_< death, ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have xDD set theiw ^.^ mawks uWu on ^w^ him, +And >w< aww theiw ^.^ minyistews ^.^ attend uWu on >_> him. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. What doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ say, my Wowd >_> of ^.^ Buckingham? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyothing UwU that I :33 wespect, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :33 scown me uWu fow my gentwe +counsew, +And >_> soothe OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that I >_> wawn ÚwÚ thee fwom? +:33 O, uWu but wemembew :3 this another day, +When ^.^ he uWu shaww split >w< thy vewy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, +And uWu say UwU poow >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess! +Live OwO each >_> of you OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ to his ^.^ hate, +And ^.^ he ^-^ to xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of you ^-^ to OwO God's! Exit +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< haiw doth ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end ^-^ to hear xDD hew curses. +x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so doth x3 minye. I ^w^ muse x3 why she's at :33 wibewty. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot blame UwU hew; uWu by God's holy ÚwÚ Mothew, +She ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD too >w< much ^-^ wwong; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wepent +UwU My part thereof UwU that I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I never >_> did xDD hew ^-^ any ^-^ to my knowledge. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Yet you ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the :3 vantage >_> of xDD hew ^.^ wwong. +I ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ hot ^-^ to ^-^ do >_< somebody good +:33 That :3 is xDD too x3 cowd in >w< thinking >_> of ^.^ it OwO nyow. +x3 Mawwy, as uWu fow Clarence, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww ^-^ wepaid; +ÚwÚ He :3 is frank'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD fatting uWu fow his :33 pains; +:3 God pawdon them UwU that awe OwO the cause thereof! +x3 WIVEWS. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a Christian-like ;;w;; concwusion, +ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow them UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ scathe ^-^ to >_< us! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do I :33 evew- ^-^ [Aside] being ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd; +>_< Fow xDD had I :33 cuws'd nyow, I xDD had :33 cuws'd ^-^ mysewf. + +x3 Entew >w< CATESBY + +CATESBY. ^w^ Madam, his uWu Majesty doth can uWu fow you, +And uWu fow >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and you, my >_< gwacious wowds. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Catesby, I come. >w< Wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go +with x3 me? +x3 WIVEWS. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. +The >w< secwet mischiefs UwU that I xDD set ;;w;; abwoach +I uWu way x3 unto OwO the grievous chawge >_> of ^.^ othews. +Clarence, ^-^ who I >_< indeed ^.^ have UwU cast in dawknyess, +I ^-^ do ^.^ beweep ^-^ to many ÚwÚ simpwe >_< guwws; +^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to Dewby, Hastings, >_< Buckingham; +And tell them 'tis OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew awwies +:33 That :33 stiw OwO the UwU King x3 against OwO the UwU Duke my brother. +Nyow uWu they believe it, ÚwÚ and withaw :33 whet me +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on Rivers, Dowset, Gwey; +But then I sigh :3 and, with :3 a piece >_> of Scwiptuwe, +>_> Teww them UwU that :3 God >_< bids OwO us ^-^ do good uWu fow :33 eviw. +And ;;w;; thus I cwothe my ^.^ nyaked viwwainy +x3 With uWu odd ^.^ owd ends stow'n :3 fowth >_> of holy ^w^ wwit, +And ÚwÚ seem :3 a uWu saint when UwU most I xDD pway OwO the ^w^ deviw. + +x3 Entew two >_< MUWDEWEWS + +But, soft, here come my executionyews. +OwO How nyow, my hawdy :33 stout wesowved OwO mates! +uWu Awe you :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to uWu dispatch :3 this thing? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We awe, my lord, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the +x3 wawwant, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; admitted xDD whewe ^.^ he is. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought ^w^ upon; I ^.^ have ^.^ it here about >_> me. +^.^ [Gives OwO the UwU wawwant] +When you ^.^ have >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby >_< Pwace. +But, ;;w;; siws, >w< be ^w^ sudden in OwO the OwO execution, +Withaw ^w^ obduwate, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot hear him plead; +>_< Fow uWu Cwawence :3 is x3 weww-spoken, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps +May move >_> youw hearts ^-^ to pity, ^-^ if you mark >_> him. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Tut, >_> tut, my lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^-^ to +ÚwÚ pwate; +^-^ Tawkews awe nyo good doews. Be assur'd +We >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ tongues. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your eyes >_> dwop miwwstonyes when >_< foows' eyes ^-^ faww +uWu teaws. +I >_< wike you, >w< wads; about >_> youw ^-^ businyess ;;w;; stwaight; +Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU dispatch. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We wiww, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. The >w< Towew + +x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW + +^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so heavily uWu to-day? +CWAWENCE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd :3 a xDD misewabwe night, +^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD feawfuw dreams, >_> of >w< ugwy xDD sights, +That, as I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD faithfuw man, +I would ^.^ nyot uWu spend another such :3 a night +^-^ Though 'twere ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 happy >_< days- +^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of dismaw terror ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time! +^.^ KEEPEW. What ÚwÚ was >_> youw dweam, my UwU wowd? I pray you +tell >_> me. +CWAWENCE. >_> Methoughts UwU that I xDD had ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Towew +And ÚwÚ was embark'd ^-^ to cross ^-^ to Burgundy; +And in my >_> company my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, +OwO Who ^-^ fwom my xDD cabin OwO tempted me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk +:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; hatches. ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd towawd >_> Engwand, +And ^w^ cited OwO up :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 heavy times, +^-^ Duwing OwO the wars >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, +:33 That xDD had >_> befaww'n ÚwÚ us. UwU As ^-^ we pac'd ÚwÚ awong +:3 Upon OwO the x3 giddy >w< footing >_> of OwO the hatches, +uWu Methought UwU that ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< stumbwed, ÚwÚ and in fawwing +Struck uWu me, UwU that ^w^ thought ^-^ to stay ^w^ him, uvwboawd +x3 Into OwO the >_< tumbwing ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the ^w^ main. +:3 O :3 Wowd, methought what pain ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 dwown, +What dreadful ^w^ nyoise >_> of UwU watews in my eaws, +What uWu sights >_> of >w< ugwy death within my >_> eyes! +>_> Methoughts I ^-^ saw :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD feawfuw ^w^ wwecks, +OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men UwU that fishes gnaw'd OwO upon, +^.^ Wedges >_> of ^.^ gowd, gweat ^w^ anchows, ÚwÚ heaps >_> of pearl, +>_< Inyestimabwe ^w^ stonyes, unvalued jewews, +^-^ Aww scatt'wed in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; +uWu Some uWu way in UwU dead xDD men's skuwws, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_> howes +:3 Whewe eyes >_> did UwU once ÚwÚ inhabit there ;;w;; wewe OwO cwept, +UwU As 'twere in :33 scown >_> of >_> eyes, reflecting gems, +:33 That woo'd OwO the >w< swimy xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep +And ÚwÚ mock'd OwO the UwU dead bones UwU that uWu way scatt'wed by. +^.^ KEEPEW. Had you such :3 weisuwe in OwO the UwU time >_> of death +ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon ^.^ these >_> secwets >_> of OwO the ^w^ deep? +CWAWENCE. uWu Methought I >w< had; ÚwÚ and >_< often >_> did I ^-^ stwive +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^.^ ghost, uWu but still OwO the ÚwÚ envious flood +:3 Stopp'd in my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let ^.^ it :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To find OwO the >_> empty, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing air; +But ;;w;; smothew'd ^.^ it within my OwO panting ^-^ buwk, +OwO Who ^w^ awmost ^-^ buwst ^-^ to >_> bewch ^.^ it in OwO the >_> sea. +^.^ KEEPEW. Awak'd you ^.^ nyot in :3 this >_> sowe agony? +CWAWENCE. No, no, my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was lengthen'd aftew wife. +:33 O, then >_< began OwO the ^w^ tempest ^-^ to my UwU souw! +I UwU pass'd, :33 methought, OwO the >_> mewanchowy flood +x3 With UwU that ^w^ souw >_< fewwyman ;;w;; which poets wwite :33 of, +^.^ Unto OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ nyight. +The ^.^ fiwst UwU that there >_> did gweet my ^w^ stwangew ^w^ souw +>_> Was my gweat >_> fathew-in-waw, renowned UwU Wawwick, +OwO Who ^-^ spake ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; 'What >_> scouwge uWu fow xDD pewjuwy +^w^ Can :3 this dark monyawchy :33 affowd false Clarence?' +And OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ vanyish'd. ;;w;; Then came uWu wand'wing uWu by +OwO A ;;w;; shadow >_< wike OwO an angew, with UwU bwight >_< haiw +^-^ Dabbwed in blood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shwiek'd >_< out ;;w;; awoud +'Clarence :3 is :3 come-fawse, fleeting, :33 pewjuw'd Clarence, +:33 That ÚwÚ stabb'd me in OwO the field uWu by xDD Tewksbuwy. +Seize uWu on ^w^ him, OwO Fuwies, UwU take him x3 unto uWu towment!' +x3 With UwU that, :33 methoughts, :3 a wegion >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< fiends +>_< Enviwon'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 howwed in >_< minye ears +Such hideous x3 cwies UwU that, with OwO the vewy noise, +I :3 twembwing ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a season aftew +Could ^.^ nyot believe uWu but UwU that I ÚwÚ was in >_< heww, +Such uWu tewwibwe >w< impwession :3 made my ^-^ dweam. +^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Nyo mawvew, lord, >w< though ^.^ it affrighted OwO you; +I x3 am x3 afwaid, >_> methinks, ^-^ to hear you tell it. +CWAWENCE. xDD Ah, Keeper, Keeper, I ^.^ have x3 donye ^.^ these >w< things +:33 That :3 nyow ^w^ give >_< evidence x3 against my ^w^ souw +>_< Fow x3 Edwawd's UwU sake, ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he xDD wequites UwU me! +:3 O God! >w< If my ^-^ deep ;;w;; pwayews cannyot >_< appease x3 Thee, +But Thou xDD wiwt >w< be aveng'd uWu on my misdeeds, +>_> Yet ÚwÚ execute x3 Thy ^w^ wwath in me alone; +:33 O, spawe my :33 guiwtwess UwU wife ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ÚwÚ chiwdwen! +KEEPEW, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ sit uWu by me :33 awhiwe; +UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and I fain would ^-^ sweep. +^.^ KEEPEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace good ^-^ west. +:33 [CWAWENCE :33 sweeps] + +x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY OwO the :3 Wieutenyant + +BWAKENBUWY. Sorrow bweaks >_< seasons ÚwÚ and >_> weposing >_> houws, +:3 Makes OwO the night xDD mownying ÚwÚ and OwO the nyoontide ^-^ nyight. +;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ have uWu but theiw titwes uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ gwowies, +An >_> outwawd uWu honyouw uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd UwU toiw; +And uWu fow x3 unfewt imaginyations +^.^ They >_< often ;;w;; feew :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^.^ westwess cares, +^w^ So UwU that :3 between theiw uWu tides ÚwÚ and low name +There's nyothing :3 diffews uWu but OwO the >_> outwawd >w< fame. + +x3 Entew OwO the two >_< MUWDEWEWS + +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? +BWAKENBUWY. What wouldst thou, fewwow, ÚwÚ and how xDD cam'st +:3 thou ^w^ hithew? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I would speak with Clarence, ÚwÚ and I came +UwU hithew uWu on my wegs. +BWAKENBUWY. >_> What, OwO so >_< bwief? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, than ^-^ to >w< be tedious. >_> Wet +him UwU see ^-^ ouw :33 commission ÚwÚ and talk nyo more. +^w^ [BWAKENBUWY weads OwO it] +BWAKENBUWY. I OwO am, in this, ^w^ commanded ^-^ to x3 dewivew +The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw hands. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot reason what :3 is meant hereby, +xDD Because I uWu wiww >w< be :33 guiwtwess ^-^ fwom OwO the meaning. +Thewe :3 wies OwO the UwU Duke asleep; ÚwÚ and there OwO the keys. +I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and signify ^-^ to him +:33 That ;;w;; thus I ^.^ have wesign'd ^-^ to you my :33 chawge. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. You >w< may, siw; 'tis :3 a point >_> of xDD wisdom. Fawe +you :33 weww. >_< Exeunt ^w^ BWAKENBUWY ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, uWu shaww I :33 stab him as ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweeps? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyo; :3 he'ww uWu say 'twas x3 donye >w< cowawdwy, when +^.^ he wakes. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu shaww never :3 wake xDD untiw OwO the gweat +^-^ judgment-day. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 he'ww uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ stabb'd him +^w^ sweeping. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. The urging >_> of UwU that >_> wowd ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath +bwed :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< wemowse in >_> me. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, art :3 thou ^w^ afwaid? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ him, having :3 a ^w^ wawwant; uWu but ^-^ to +>w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow :33 kiwwing ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which nyo ;;w;; wawwant can +^w^ defend >_> me. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I ^w^ thought :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been resolute. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So I OwO am, ^-^ to let him wive. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll xDD back ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and +tell him ÚwÚ so. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. I >w< hope :3 this +passionate humouw >_> of >_< minye uWu wiww ÚwÚ change; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to +howd me uWu but >_< whiwe ^-^ onye uWu tewws uWu twenty. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; feew thyself ^w^ nyow? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Faith, >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU dwegs >_> of ;;w;; conscience +awe ÚwÚ yet within >_> me. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wemembew ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, when OwO the >_< deed's +>w< donye. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, ^.^ he dies; I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ^w^ wewawd. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Where's >w< thy ;;w;; conscience ^w^ nyow? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :33 O, in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's purse! +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. When ^.^ he opens his >_> puwse ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw +uWu wewawd, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience flies >_< out. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; :33 thewe's xDD few ^w^ ow +UwU nyonye uWu wiww UwU entewtain it. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO again? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with ^.^ it-it makes :3 a man +uWu cowawd: :3 a man cannyot steal, uWu but ^.^ it UwU accuseth him; :3 a man +cannyot sweaw, uWu but ^.^ it checks him; :3 a man cannyot lie with his +nyeighbouw's xDD wife, uWu but ^.^ it :3 detects >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :33 bwushing shame- +^-^ fac'd spirit UwU that :33 mutinyies in :3 a ÚwÚ man's bosom; ^.^ it uWu fiwws :3 a man +:33 fuww >_> of obstacles: ^.^ it :3 made me UwU once restore :3 a >_> puwse >_> of gold +^w^ that-by uWu chance I ÚwÚ found. ^w^ It >_< beggaws ^-^ any man UwU that >_< keeps it. +^w^ It :3 is tuwn'd >_< out >_> of OwO towns ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities uWu fow :3 a dangewous uWu thing; +ÚwÚ and every man UwU that :3 means ^-^ to live ;;w;; weww ^-^ endeavouws ^-^ to xDD twust +^-^ to ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and live ^-^ without it. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, 'tis x3 even :3 nyow at my elbow, +persuading me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the >_> Duke. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ^w^ deviw in >w< thy :33 mind ÚwÚ and believe +him not; ^.^ he would insinuate with ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the +x3 sigh. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I x3 am strong-fram'd; ^.^ he cannyot :33 pwevaiw with +>_> me. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Spoke >_< wike :3 a taww man UwU that respects >w< thy +weputation. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ^-^ to wowk? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take him uWu on OwO the ^.^ costawd with OwO the ;;w;; hiwts >_> of +>w< thy ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ chop him in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt in OwO the +next woom. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O excellent ^w^ device! ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of +>_> him. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Soft! ^.^ he wakes. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Stwike! +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. No, ^w^ we'ww reason with >_> him. +CWAWENCE. :3 Whewe art thou, :3 Keepew? >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ have xDD winye enyough, my lord, +x3 anyon. +CWAWENCE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, what art thou? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A man, as you >_> awe. +CWAWENCE. But ^.^ nyot as I OwO am, woyaw. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyow you as ^-^ we awe, woyaw. +CWAWENCE. x3 Thy >w< voice :3 is thunder, uWu but >w< thy looks awe >w< humbwe. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU My >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, my looks +>_< minye >w< own. +CWAWENCE. OwO How darkly ÚwÚ and how >_> deadwy OwO dost :3 thou x3 speak! +Your eyes ^-^ do menyace >_> me. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? +OwO Who x3 sent you ^w^ hithew? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ come? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. To, ^.^ to, UwU to- +CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To murder x3 me? +BOTH >_> MUWDEWEWS. >w< Ay, >_> ay. +CWAWENCE. You ^-^ scawcewy ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to tell me so, +And OwO thewefowe cannyot ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to ^-^ do it. +Whewein, my fwiends, ^.^ have I uWu offended you? +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Offended OwO us you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO the King. +CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww >w< be reconcil'd ^-^ to him again. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Nyevew, my ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^-^ die. +CWAWENCE. uWu Awe you :33 dwawn :3 fowth UwU among :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men +ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway OwO the ^.^ innyocent? What :3 is my ÚwÚ offence? +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >_< evidence UwU that doth :3 accuse x3 me? +What lawful x3 quest ^.^ have >w< given theiw verdict OwO up +^.^ Unto OwO the uWu fwownying :33 judge, ^w^ ow ^-^ who pwonyounc'd +The :33 bittew >_< sentence >_> of UwU poow Clarence' UwU death? +Before I >w< be :33 convict uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ thweaten me with death :3 is UwU most unlawful. +I chawge you, as you >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD wedemption +By OwO Chwist's dear UwU bwood shed uWu fow ^-^ ouw grievous UwU sins, +:33 That you xDD depawt ÚwÚ and uWu way nyo ^.^ hands uWu on >_> me. +The deed you >_< undewtake :3 is ;;w;; damnyabwe. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 upon ^.^ command. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded :3 is ^-^ ouw +King. +CWAWENCE. Erroneous :33 vassaws! OwO the gweat UwU King >_> of kings +;;w;; Hath in OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of his OwO waw ^w^ commanded +:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ do nyo murder. uWu Wiww you then +^.^ Spuwn at his :3 edict ÚwÚ and fuwfiw :3 a man's? +;;w;; Take uWu heed; uWu fow ^.^ he howds ;;w;; vengeance in his hand +ÚwÚ To huww x3 upon theiw :3 heads UwU that >_< bweak his waw. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And UwU that >_> same ;;w;; vengeance doth ^.^ he huww +uWu on ÚwÚ thee +>_< Fow false :33 fowsweawing, ÚwÚ and uWu fow murder :33 too; +Thou didst weceive OwO the sacrament ^-^ to fight +UwU In >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. And >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :3 God +>w< Didst >_< bweak UwU that UwU vow; ÚwÚ and with >w< thy treacherous OwO bwade +>w< Unwipp'dst OwO the uWu bowews >_> of >w< thy >_< sov'weign's :33 son. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Whom :3 thou >_< wast sworn ^-^ to cherish ÚwÚ and +x3 defend. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 uwge God's dreadful OwO waw +^-^ to >w< us, +When :3 thou x3 hast x3 bwoke ^.^ it in such dear >_> degwee? +CWAWENCE. Alas! uWu fow uWu whose :33 sake >_> did I UwU that i-iww x3 deed? +>_< Fow Edwawd, uWu fow my :33 bwothew, uWu fow his sake. +ÚwÚ He >_> sends you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to murder me uWu fow this, +>_< Fow in UwU that xDD sin ^.^ he :3 is as ^-^ deep as :3 I. +>w< If :3 God uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; avenged uWu fow OwO the deed, +:33 O, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ He doth ^.^ it pubwicwy. +;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< quawwew ^-^ fwom His :33 pow'wfuw OwO awm; +ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds nyo OwO indiwect ^w^ ow :33 wawwess ^-^ couwse +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut x3 off x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu offended >_< Him. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Who :3 made ÚwÚ thee then :3 a bwoody >_< minyistew +When >w< gawwant-spwinging bwave Pwantagenyet, +:33 That >_< pwincewy uWu nyovice, ÚwÚ was struck UwU dead uWu by OwO thee? +CWAWENCE. UwU My >_< bwothew's love, OwO the x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and my xDD wage. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Thy >_< bwothew's love, ^-^ ouw duty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy +fauwts, +Provoke OwO us UwU hithew :3 nyow ^-^ to slaughter thee. +CWAWENCE. >w< If you ^-^ do love my :33 bwothew, UwU hate ^.^ nyot me; +I x3 am his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and I love him :33 weww. +>w< If you awe hiw'd uWu fow xDD meed, >w< go xDD back uWu again, +And I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^-^ to my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, +OwO Who uWu shaww reward you better uWu fow my life +>w< Than >_< Edwawd uWu wiww uWu fow >_< tidings >_> of my :33 death. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You awe ÚwÚ deceiv'd: >_> youw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +OwO hates you. +CWAWENCE. :33 O, no, ^.^ he loves uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds me ;;w;; deaw. +uWu Go you ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom >_> me. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, OwO so ^-^ we uWu wiww. +CWAWENCE. >_> Teww him when UwU that ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew uWu Yowk +uWu Bwess'd his three >_< sons with his victorious arm +And OwO chawg'd OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^w^ souw ^-^ to love OwO each xDD othew, +ÚwÚ He wittwe ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ;;w;; divided ^w^ fwiendship. +UwU Bid ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ think >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww weep. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, miwwstonyes; as ^.^ he :33 wesson'd OwO us ^-^ to weep. +CWAWENCE. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 swandew ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is OwO kind. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Right, as snyow in uWu hawvest. ^w^ Come, you +x3 deceive uWu youwsewf: +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he UwU that >_> sends OwO us ^-^ to >_< destwoy you here. +CWAWENCE. ^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; uWu fow ^.^ he bewept my >_> fowtunye +And xDD hugg'd me in his uWu awms, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe with sobs +:33 That ^.^ he would >_< wabouw my delivery. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 doth, when ^.^ he delivers you +From :3 this >w< eawth's >w< thwawdom ^-^ to OwO the >_< joys >_> of >_< heaven. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Make xDD peace with God, uWu fow you >w< must x3 die, +my :33 wowd. +CWAWENCE. >_< Have you UwU that holy feeling in >_> youw souws +ÚwÚ To counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ make my xDD peace with God, +And awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own souws OwO so uWu bwind +:33 That you uWu wiww OwO waw with :3 God uWu by ;;w;; muwd'wing x3 me? +:33 O, ;;w;; siws, UwU considew: uWu they UwU that xDD set you uWu on +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed uWu wiww UwU hate you uWu fow OwO the :3 deed. +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? +CWAWENCE. Wewent, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw UwU souws. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Relent! No, 'tis >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and womanyish. +CWAWENCE. :3 Nyot ^-^ to wewent :3 is uWu beastwy, ^-^ savage, devilish. +^w^ Which >_> of you, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< pwince's UwU son, +>_> Being pent ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wibewty as I x3 am nyow, +>w< If two such murderers as youwsewves came ^-^ to you, +Wouwd ^.^ nyot entweat uWu fow x3 wife? +UwU My OwO fwiend, I UwU spy >w< some ^-^ pity in >w< thy :3 wooks; +:33 O, ^-^ if UwU thinye eye >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, +Come :3 thou uWu on my >_> side ÚwÚ and entweat uWu fow :3 me- +UwU As you would UwU beg ;;w;; wewe you in my xDD distwess. +OwO A >_< begging pwince what >_< beggaw UwU pities not? +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Wook >_> behind you, my :33 wowd. +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> [Stabbing xDD him] ;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. >w< If >w< aww +:3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, +I'll drown you in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt within. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A bwoody deed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy +dispatch'd! +OwO How >w< fain, >_< wike Piwate, would I wash my ^.^ hands +x3 Of :3 this UwU most grievous murder! + +;;w;; We-entew OwO FIWST MUWDEWEW + +OwO FIWST :3 MUWDEWEW-How nyow, what mean'st :3 thou UwU that :3 thou +uWu hewp'st me not? +By uWu heavens, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww xDD knyow how swack you ^.^ have +^w^ been! +x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I would ^.^ he knew UwU that I xDD had OwO sav'd his +^-^ bwothew! +;;w;; Take :3 thou OwO the uWu fee, ÚwÚ and tell him what I ^w^ say; +>_< Fow I ^w^ wepent me UwU that OwO the UwU Duke :3 is slain. Exit +OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. Go, cowawd as :3 thou awt. +Weww, I'll >w< go hide OwO the ÚwÚ body in >w< some :3 howe, +;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the UwU Duke ^w^ give owdew uWu fow his UwU buwiaw; +And when I ^.^ have my xDD meed, I uWu wiww away; +>_< Fow :3 this uWu wiww out, ÚwÚ and then I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING EDWAWD >_< sick, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, UwU DOWSET, x3 WIVEWS, +^w^ HASTINGS, :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ so. Nyow ^.^ have I x3 donye :3 a good UwU day's +OwO wowk. +You peers, continue :3 this >_> unyited league. +I every :3 day OwO expect OwO an >_< embassage +From my ÚwÚ Wedeemew ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem me >_> hence; +And ^-^ mowe at xDD peace my ^w^ souw uWu shaww part ^-^ to UwU heaven, +x3 Since I ^.^ have :3 made my fwiends at xDD peace uWu on xDD eawth. +^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Rivers, UwU take OwO each other's >w< hand; +Dissemble ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD hatwed, uWu sweaw >_> youw wuv. +x3 WIVEWS. By UwU heaven, my ^w^ souw :3 is purg'd ^-^ fwom >w< gwudging hate; +And with my hand I >w< seaw my OwO twue ^w^ heawt's wuv. +HASTINGS. ^w^ So thrive OwO I, as I ^.^ twuwy uWu sweaw OwO the like! +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ;;w;; dawwy ^.^ nyot before >_> youw king; +Lest ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu supweme UwU King >_> of kings +uWu Confound >_> youw ;;w;; hidden :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^.^ awawd +x3 Eithew >_> of you ^-^ to >w< be OwO the other's OwO end. +HASTINGS. ^w^ So ^w^ pwospew OwO I, as I uWu sweaw pewfect ^w^ wuv! +x3 WIVEWS. And OwO I, as I love ^-^ Hastings with my >_< heawt! +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Madam, yourself :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ^.^ this; +Nyow you, :3 son OwO Dowset; ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow >w< you: +You ^.^ have >_< been factious ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other. +x3 Wife, love Wowd Hastings, let him ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >w< hand; +And what you uWu do, ^-^ do ^.^ it unfeignedly. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe, ÚwÚ Hastings; I uWu wiww never ^-^ mowe +wemembew +Our fowmew xDD hatwed, OwO so thrive I ÚwÚ and >_< minye! +KING >_< EDWAWD. Dowset, ^w^ embwace him; Hastings, love Wowd +OwO Mawquis. +DORSET. :3 This ^w^ intewchange >_> of love, I here protest, +:3 Upon my part uWu shaww >w< be :3 inviowabwe. +HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu sweaw :3 I. ^.^ [They UwU embwace] +KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, >w< seaw :3 thou :3 this +>_> weague +x3 With >w< thy ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ to my :3 wife's allies, +And ^-^ make me x3 happy in >_> youw xDD unyity. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^w^ Whenyevew Buckingham +doth xDD tuwn his UwU hate +:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace, uWu but with >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous love +^-^ Doth cherish you ÚwÚ and xDD youws, :3 God punish me +x3 With UwU hate in x3 those xDD whewe I OwO expect UwU most ^w^ wuv! +When I ^.^ have UwU most :3 nyeed ^-^ to x3 empwoy :3 a fwiend +And UwU most >_> assuwed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a OwO fwiend, +>w< Deep, OwO howwow, ^-^ tweachewous, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of guile, +Be ^.^ he x3 unto UwU me! :3 This ^-^ do I UwU beg >_> of :3 God +When I x3 am x3 cowd in love ^-^ to you ^w^ ow ^w^ youws. +^.^ [They UwU embwace] +KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO A >w< pweasing cowdiaw, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, +^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy x3 vow x3 unto my sickly ÚwÚ heawt. +Thewe wanteth :3 nyow ^-^ ouw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew here +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the bwessed UwU pewiod >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, +;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Richard Ratcliff ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> Duke. + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to my x3 suvweign ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and +Queen; +And, >_< pwincewy peers, :3 a x3 happy UwU time >_> of xDD day! +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Happy, :3 indeed, as ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO the day. +^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye deeds >_> of ^w^ chawity, +^w^ Made xDD peace >_> of uWu enmity, fair love >_> of ^.^ hate, +>w< Between ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing wrong-incensed peers. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A bwessed >w< wabouw, my UwU most x3 suvweign :33 wowd. +x3 Among :3 this >_< pwincewy uWu heap, ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; hewe, +By false ;;w;; intewwigence ^w^ ow :33 wwong >w< suwmise, +Hold me :3 a >_< foe- +>w< If I ÚwÚ unwittingwy, ^w^ ow in my wage, +>_< Have >w< aught committed UwU that :3 is hardly ÚwÚ bownye +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any in :3 this presence, I desiwe +ÚwÚ To weconciwe me ^-^ to his fwiendwy ^w^ peace: +^.^ 'Tis death ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be at >w< enmity; +I UwU hate it, ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< aww good xDD men's wuv. +First, UwU madam, I entweat OwO twue xDD peace >_> of you, +^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ puwchase with my ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ sewvice; +x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe cousin ^w^ Buckingham, +>w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ÚwÚ gwudge ;;w;; wewe :33 wodg'd :3 between >_< us; +x3 Of you, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd Rivers, ÚwÚ and >_> of Dowset, +:33 That >w< aww ^-^ without desewt ^.^ have uWu fwown'd uWu on me; +x3 Of you, Wowd ^w^ Woodviwwe, :3 and, Wowd xDD Scawes, >_> of OwO you; +Dukes, >_< eawws, x3 wowds, ^.^ gentwemen-indeed, >_> of all. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that :3 Engwishman x3 awive +x3 With xDD whom my ^w^ souw :3 is ^-^ any :3 jot at >_> odds +Mowe than OwO the ÚwÚ infant UwU that :3 is :3 bown to-nyight. +I :3 thank my :3 God uWu fow my xDD humiwity. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A holy :3 day uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ^-^ kept hereafter. +I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< aww uWu stwifes ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww xDD compounded. +UwU My x3 suvweign lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Highness +ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ ouw bwothew uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwace. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^.^ have I x3 off'wed love uWu fow this, +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ^-^ fwouted in :3 this :33 woyaw ^-^ pwesence? +OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the gentwe UwU Duke :3 is ;;w;; dead? +^.^ [They >w< aww >w< stawt] +You ^-^ do him uWu injuwy ^-^ to :33 scown his :33 cowse. +KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ^.^ he :3 is x3 dead! OwO Who knows +^.^ he ÚwÚ is? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Aww-seeing UwU heaven, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is x3 this! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wook I OwO so pawe, Wowd Dowset, as OwO the ÚwÚ west? +DORSET. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man in OwO the :3 pwesence +But his wed >w< cowouw ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook his ^w^ cheeks. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is uWu Cwawence ;;w;; dead? The owdew ÚwÚ was x3 wevews'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. But >_< he, UwU poow man, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ fiwst owdew :33 died, +And UwU that :3 a >w< winged >_> Mewcuwy >_> did bear; +uWu Some tawdy cripple x3 bawe OwO the x3 countewmand +:33 That came xDD too wag ^-^ to UwU see him buwied. +:3 God gwant UwU that some, less x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and less :33 woyaw, +^-^ Nyeawew in bwoody ^-^ thoughts, OwO an ^.^ nyot in blood, +>_> Desewve ^.^ nyot >_< wowse than wwetched uWu Cwawence :33 did, +And ÚwÚ yet >w< go cuwwent ^-^ fwom OwO suspicion! + +x3 Entew DEWBY + +^.^ DEWBY. OwO A >w< boon, my suvweign, uWu fow my service :33 donye! +KING >_< EDWAWD. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ peace; my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of sorrow. +^.^ DEWBY. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wise unwess >_> youw Highness hear >_> me. +KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once what :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou UwU wequests. +^.^ DEWBY. The forfeit, suvweign, >_> of my servant's life; +OwO Who slew OwO to-day :3 a riotous ^-^ gentweman +Lately :33 attendant uWu on OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. +KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Have I :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to :33 doom my >_< bwothew's >_< death, +And uWu shaww UwU that :33 tongue ^w^ give pawdon ^-^ to :3 a >_> swave? +UwU My bwothew >_< kiwwed nyo >w< man-his fauwt ÚwÚ was thought, +And ÚwÚ yet his punishment ÚwÚ was :33 bittew :33 death. +OwO Who :33 sued ^-^ to me uWu fow OwO him? Who, in my wwath, +:3 Knyeew'd at my OwO feet, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me >w< be advis'd? +OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of brotherhood? OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of love? +OwO Who told me how OwO the UwU poow ^w^ souw >_> did >_> fowsake +The :3 mighty Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> did fight uWu fow x3 me? +OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the field at >w< Tewksbuwy +When ÚwÚ Oxfowd xDD had me down, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wescued me +And ^w^ said >_< 'Deaw xDD Bwothew, live, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a >_< king'? +OwO Who told uWu me, when ^-^ we uWu both uWu way in OwO the field +Fwozen ^w^ awmost ^-^ to >_< death, how ^.^ he >_> did OwO wap me +>_< Even in his x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give himself, +^-^ Aww xDD thin ÚwÚ and naked, ^-^ to OwO the nyumb x3 cowd :3 nyight? +^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ fwom my wemembwance :3 bwutish ^w^ wwath +xDD Sinfuwwy ^-^ pwuck'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of you +Had OwO so >w< much OwO wace ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it in my mind. +But when >_> youw xDD cawtews ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD waiting-vassaws +>_< Have x3 donye :3 a drunken slaughter ÚwÚ and :3 defac'd +The pwecious ^.^ image >_> of ^-^ ouw dear Wedeemew, +You straight awe uWu on >_> youw knyees uWu fow pawdon, pawdon; +And OwO I, unjustly UwU too, >w< must gwant ^.^ it you. >w< [DEWBY wises] +But uWu fow my bwothew ^.^ nyot :3 a man would >_< speak; +Nyow OwO I, ungracious, speak x3 unto ^-^ mysewf +>_< Fow ^w^ him, UwU poow ÚwÚ souw. The pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww +>_< Have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to him in his life; +>_> Yet UwU nyonye >_> of you would UwU once UwU beg uWu fow his wife. +:3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy :33 justice uWu wiww UwU take howd +uWu On uWu me, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, uWu fow x3 this! +^w^ Come, Hastings, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. xDD Ah, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! +>_< Exeunt >w< some with KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of :33 washnyess. Mark'd you ^.^ nyot +OwO How UwU that OwO the OwO guiwty UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the Queen +Wook'd OwO pawe when uWu they >_> did hear >_> of Clarence' UwU death? +:33 O, uWu they >_> did :3 uwge ^.^ it still x3 unto OwO the >_< King! +:3 God uWu wiww wevenge it. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go +ÚwÚ To comfort >_< Edwawd with ^-^ ouw xDD company? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; SON ÚwÚ and DAUGHTER >_> of CLARENCE + +ÚwÚ SON. Good :33 gwandam, tell >w< us, :3 is ^-^ ouw fathew ;;w;; dead? +UwU DUCHESS. No, ÚwÚ boy. +DAUGHTER. UwU Why ^-^ do you weep OwO so oft, ÚwÚ and beat >_> youw ^w^ bweast, +And x3 cwy 'O Clarence, my OwO unhappy uWu son!'? +ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_< shake >_> youw uWu head, +And caww OwO us ;;w;; owphans, wwetches, ^w^ castaways, +>w< If UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe fathew ;;w;; wewe awive? +UwU DUCHESS. UwU My pwetty >w< cousins, you >_> mistake me ^-^ both; +I ^-^ do >_> wament OwO the sicknyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, +UwU As loath ^-^ to wose ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ death; +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe lost UwU sowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^-^ onye that's xDD wost. +ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then you conclude, my :33 gwandam, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. +The UwU King >_< minye uncwe :3 is ^-^ to blame uWu fow it. +:3 God uWu wiww wevenge xDD it; xDD whom I uWu wiww >_< impowtunye +x3 With eawnyest ;;w;; pwayews >w< aww ^-^ to UwU that >w< effect. +DAUGHTER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. +UwU DUCHESS. Peace, ^-^ chiwdwen, :3 peace! The UwU King doth love you +:33 weww. +Incapable ÚwÚ and shawwow >w< innyocents, +You cannyot ^.^ guess ^-^ who caus'd >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 death. +ÚwÚ SON. Gwandam, ^-^ we uWu can; uWu fow my good uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +Told me OwO the ;;w;; King, provok'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by OwO the uWu Queen, +Devis'd :33 impeachments ^-^ to imprison >_> him. +And when my uncwe told me so, ^.^ he wept, +And ^w^ pitied uWu me, ÚwÚ and kindwy kiss'd my xDD cheek; +;;w;; Bade me UwU wewy uWu on him as uWu on my fathew, +And ^.^ he would love me dearly as :3 a chiwd. +UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, UwU that deceit shouwd >_< steaw such gentwe ^w^ shape, +And with :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous vizor hide ^-^ deep UwU vice! +ÚwÚ He :3 is my :3 son; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein my >_< shame; +>_> Yet ^-^ fwom my >w< dugs ^.^ he >_< dwew ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 deceit. +ÚwÚ SON. :33 Think you my uncwe >_> did ^w^ dissembwe, grandam? +UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. +ÚwÚ SON. I cannyot ÚwÚ think it. >_> Hawk! what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, with xDD hew >_< haiw about xDD hew +ears; WIVEWS ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET aftew xDD hew + +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^-^ who uWu shaww :33 hindew me ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and +;;w;; weep, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >_> towment myself? +I'll >_> join with bwack ^.^ despaiw x3 against my ^w^ souw +And ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ become OwO an enyemy. +UwU DUCHESS. What :3 means :3 this scene >_> of wude ^.^ impatience? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; twagic viowence. +^-^ EDWAWD, my lord, >w< thy UwU son, ^-^ ouw ^-^ king, :3 is UwU dead. +UwU Why gwow OwO the branches when OwO the >w< woot :3 is gonye? +UwU Why >_< withew ^.^ nyot OwO the leaves UwU that UwU want theiw :3 sap? +>w< If you uWu wiww live, lament; ^-^ if x3 die, >w< be brief, +:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 swift-winged souws ^-^ may catch OwO the >_< King's, +Ow >_< wike uWu obedient uWu subjects follow him +ÚwÚ To his OwO nyew :3 kingdom >_> of ne'er-changing ^-^ nyight. +UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, OwO so >w< much ;;w;; intewest ^.^ have I in >w< thy UwU sowwow +UwU As I xDD had title in >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ husband! +I ^.^ have bewept :3 a >w< wowthy >_< husband's >_< death, +And uWu wiv'd with looking uWu on his UwU images; +But :3 nyow two OwO miwwows >_> of his >_< pwincewy sembwance +uWu Awe cwack'd in ;;w;; pieces uWu by xDD mawignyant >_< death, +And I uWu fow comfort ^.^ have uWu but ^-^ onye false glass, +:33 That ÚwÚ gwieves me when I UwU see my ÚwÚ shame in >_> him. +Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art :3 a mothew +And x3 hast OwO the comfort >_> of >w< thy chiwdwen left; +But death ;;w;; hath >_> snyatch'd my xDD husband ^-^ fwom >_< minye ÚwÚ awms +And UwU pwuck'd two >_> cwutches ^-^ fwom my feebwe UwU hands- +uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Edward. :33 O, what cause ^.^ have ;;w;; I- +>_< Thinye being uWu but :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my moan- +ÚwÚ To uvwgo >w< thy ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and drown >w< thy OwO cwies? +ÚwÚ SON. xDD Ah, aunt, you >_> wept ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's >_< death! +OwO How can ^-^ we aid you with ^-^ ouw UwU kindwed ÚwÚ teaws? +DAUGHTER. Our fatherless >_> distwess ÚwÚ was weft xDD unmoan'd; +Your x3 widow-dowouw wikewise >w< be xDD unwept! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Give me nyo ^w^ hewp in ÚwÚ wamentation; +I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD bawwen ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth :3 compwaints. +^-^ Aww spwings reduce theiw UwU cuwwents ^-^ to >_< minye eyes +:33 That OwO I, being guvwn'd uWu by OwO the >_> watewy ^w^ moon, +May ^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to drown OwO the world! +>_< Ah uWu fow my xDD husband, uWu fow my dear Wowd >_> Edwawd! +CHILDREN. >_< Ah uWu fow ^-^ ouw fathew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dear Wowd uWu Cwawence! +UwU DUCHESS. Awas uWu fow ^.^ both, uWu both ÚwÚ minye, >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What stay xDD had I uWu but Edwawd? ÚwÚ and :33 he's +gone. +CHILDREN. What stay xDD had ^-^ we uWu but >w< Cwawence? ÚwÚ and :33 he's gone. +UwU DUCHESS. What ^w^ stays xDD had I uWu but OwO they? ÚwÚ and uWu they awe gone. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Was never widow xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. +CHILDREN. Were never ^.^ owphans xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. +UwU DUCHESS. >_> Was never mothew xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. +^.^ Awas, I x3 am OwO the mothew >_> of ^.^ these uWu gwiefs! +Their ^.^ woes awe xDD pawceww'd, >_< minye :3 is ^.^ genyewaw. +She uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: +I uWu fow :3 a uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, OwO so doth ^.^ nyot she. +^.^ These >w< babes uWu fow uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: +I uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ;;w;; weep, OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot they. +^.^ Awas, you three uWu on uWu me, threefold distress'd, +uWu Pouw >w< aww >_> youw x3 teaws! I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ sowwow's ^w^ nyuwse, +And I uWu wiww uWu pampew ^.^ it with >_< wamentation. +DORSET. >w< Comfowt, dear mother. :3 God :3 is >w< much displeas'd +:33 That you UwU take with ;;w;; unthankfuwnyess his doing. +UwU In ^w^ common :33 wowwdwy >w< things 'tis called ;;w;; ungwatefuw +x3 With :33 duww >_< unwiwwingnyess ^-^ to repay :3 a >_> debt +^w^ Which with :3 a >w< bounteous hand ÚwÚ was kindwy lent; +^.^ Much ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< opposite with UwU heaven, +>_< Fow ^.^ it xDD wequiwes OwO the :33 woyaw >_> debt ^.^ it lent you. +x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, >_< bethink you, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw mothew, +x3 Of OwO the x3 young pwince >_> youw :33 son. >_> Send straight uWu fow him; +>_> Wet him >w< be crown'd; in him >_> youw comfort >w< wives. +x3 Dwown desperate UwU sowwow in UwU dead x3 Edwawd's :33 gwave, +And >_> pwant >_> youw >_< joys in :3 wiving x3 Edwawd's thwonye. + +x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, +^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Sistew, ^.^ have uWu comfowt. ^-^ Aww >_> of OwO us ^.^ have cause +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the dimming >_> of ^-^ ouw shining staw; +But UwU nyonye can ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw UwU hawms uWu by >_> waiwing ^.^ them. +^w^ Madam, my mothew, I ^-^ do x3 cwy you >_> mewcy; +I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. ;;w;; Humbwy uWu on my knee +I crave >_> youw blessing. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 God bless thee; ÚwÚ and >w< put meekness in >w< thy ^w^ bweast, +UwU Wuv, ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ duty! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Amen! ^-^ [Aside] And ^-^ make me die :3 a good ^.^ owd +^w^ man! +:33 That :3 is OwO the >_> butt ^-^ end >_> of :3 a >_> mothew's ;;w;; bwessing; +I x3 mawvew UwU that xDD hew OwO Gwace >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it >_< out. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. You cloudy princes ÚwÚ and heart-sorrowing +peers, +:33 That bear :3 this :33 heavy OwO mutuaw woad >_> of :3 moan, +Nyow :33 cheew OwO each uWu othew in OwO each other's wuv. +^-^ Though ^-^ we ^.^ have spent ^-^ ouw hawvest >_> of :3 this ^-^ king, +We awe ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of his :33 son. +The ^w^ bwoken ^w^ wancouw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ high-swow'n hearts, +But lately xDD spwintew'd, knit, ÚwÚ and xDD join'd togethew, +Must gently >w< be ^.^ pwesewv'd, cherish'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kept. +>w< Me seemeth good UwU that, with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, +xDD Fowthwith ^-^ fwom ^.^ Wudwow OwO the x3 young pwince >w< be ÚwÚ fet +^-^ Hithew ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd ^-^ ouw King. + +x3 WIVEWS. UwU Why with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, my Wowd >_> of +^.^ Buckingham? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Mawwy, my lord, west uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude +The new-heal'd x3 wound >_> of ;;w;; mawice shouwd >_< bweak out, +^w^ Which would >w< be OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe dangewous +By how >w< much OwO the ^-^ estate :3 is green ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO unguvwn'd; +:3 Whewe every horse uWu beaws his ^-^ commanding rein +And ^-^ may direct his ^-^ couwse as >w< pwease himself, +UwU As ;;w;; weww OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of harm as harm appawent, +UwU In my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be x3 pwevented. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 made xDD peace with >w< aww >_> of >_< us; +And OwO the xDD compact :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and OwO twue in >_> me. +x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so in me; ÚwÚ and so, I xDD think, in an. +xDD Yet, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is uWu but x3 gween, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< put +ÚwÚ To nyo apparent ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of breach, +^w^ Which uWu hapwy uWu by >w< much >_> company UwU might >w< be urg'd; +OwO Thewefowe I uWu say with x3 nyobwe Buckingham +:33 That ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet OwO so xDD few shouwd ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD detewminye +OwO Who uWu they uWu shaww >w< be UwU that straight uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to :3 Wudwow. +^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and you, my ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you >w< go +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_> youw ÚwÚ censuwes in :3 this business? +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, whoever journeys ^-^ to OwO the Pwince, +>_< Fow :3 God UwU sake, let ^.^ nyot OwO us two stay at >_< home; +>_< Fow uWu by OwO the uWu way I'll sort uWu occasion, +UwU As UwU index ^-^ to OwO the story ^-^ we ^.^ wate >w< tawk'd :33 of, +ÚwÚ To part OwO the Queen's >_> pwoud UwU kindwed ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My uWu othew ;;w;; sewf, my counsew's consistowy, +UwU My ÚwÚ owacwe, my :3 pwophet, my dear uWu cousin, +OwO I, as :3 a OwO chiwd, uWu wiww >w< go uWu by >w< thy uWu diwection. +Towawd ^.^ Wudwow then, uWu fow ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye uWu CITIZEN at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and another at OwO the uWu othew + +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD nyeighbouw. Whither away OwO so +^w^ fast? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I pwomise you, I ^-^ scawcewy xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. +>w< Heaw you OwO the UwU nyews OwO abwoad? +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Yes, UwU that OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU dead. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Iww UwU nyews, uWu by'w lady; uWu sewdom comes OwO the +^w^ bettew. +I feaw, I ;;w;; feaw 'twill ^w^ pwuv :3 a x3 giddy world. + +x3 Entew another uWu CITIZEN + +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Neighbours, :3 God speed! +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU nyews howd >_> of good UwU King x3 Edwawd's +UwU death? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too true; :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Then, masters, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see :3 a *hugs tightly* twoubwous +world. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, no; uWu by God's good >w< gwace, his :3 son uWu shaww +OwO weign. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Woe ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ wand that's guvwn'd uWu by :3 a chiwd. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU In him there :3 is :3 a >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, +>w< Which, in his nyonyage, council uWu undew ^w^ him, +And, in his :33 fuww ÚwÚ and ripened yeaws, himself, +:3 Nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww then, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, :33 guvwn :33 weww. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So ÚwÚ stood OwO the OwO state when ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth +>_> Was xDD cwown'd in Paris uWu but at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. x3 Stood OwO the OwO state so? No, no, good fwiends, +:3 God >_< wot; +>_< Fow then :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was famously :33 enwich'd +x3 With ^.^ powitic grave counsew; then OwO the UwU King +Had ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU uncwes ^-^ to :3 pwotect his ^-^ Gwace. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ;;w;; hath this, uWu both uWu by his fathew ÚwÚ and +mother. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu they >w< aww came uWu by his fathew, +Ow uWu by his fathew there ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye at uWu aww; +>_< Fow x3 emuwation ^-^ who uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu nyeawest +uWu Wiww ^.^ touch OwO us >w< aww xDD too uWu nyeaw, ^-^ if :3 God >w< pwevent not. +:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of danger :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Gwoucestew! +And OwO the Queen's >_< sons ÚwÚ and bwothews :3 haught ÚwÚ and uWu pwoud; +And ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^-^ to >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU wuwe, +:3 This sickly ^.^ wand UwU might xDD sowace as >_> befowe. +OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD wowst; >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be +:33 weww. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. When clouds awe ^.^ seen, xDD wise x3 men >w< put uWu on +theiw cloaks; +When gweat leaves fall, then winter :3 is at >w< hand; +When OwO the >_< sun :33 sets, ^-^ who doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 nyight? +Untimewy stowms ^-^ make x3 men OwO expect :3 a UwU deawth. +^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 God sort ^.^ it so, +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we deserve ^w^ ow I ;;w;; expect. +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Twuwy, OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men awe ^-^ fun >_> of fear. +You cannyot reason ^w^ awmost with :3 a man +:33 That looks ^.^ nyot heavily ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of x3 dwead. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Before OwO the >_< days >_> of change, still :3 is ^.^ it >w< so; +By :3 a >_< divinye :33 instinct xDD men's ^w^ minds ^-^ mistwust +Ensuing danger; as uWu by >_> pwoof ^-^ we UwU see +The >w< watew sweww before :3 a :3 boist'wous ^.^ stowm. +But xDD weave ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to God. Whither >_> away? +x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ justices. +uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so ÚwÚ was I; I'll bear you :33 company. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO the x3 young DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, +ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK + +ARCHBISHOP. ^w^ Wast night, I OwO heaw, uWu they uWu way at Stony :33 Stwatfowd, +And at Nyowthampton uWu they ^-^ do west to-night; +>w< To-mowwow ^w^ ow next :3 day uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. +UwU DUCHESS. I wong with >w< aww my OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +I >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is >w< much UwU gwown >_< since last I ^-^ saw >_> him. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But I hear no; uWu they uWu say my :3 son >_> of uWu Yowk +xDD Has ^w^ awmost overta'en him in his gwowth. +^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, mother; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, my good uWu cousin, ^.^ it :3 is good ^-^ to ^.^ gwow. +^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, ^-^ onye night as ^-^ we >_> did ^-^ sit at suppew, +UwU My uncwe Rivers >w< tawk'd how I >_> did gwow +Mowe than my brother. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth my uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew +UwU 'Smaww hewbs ^.^ have ^.^ gwace: gweat weeds ^-^ do gwow >_> apace.' +And ÚwÚ since, >_> methinks, I would ^.^ nyot gwow OwO so :3 fast, +xDD Because ^w^ sweet >_> fwow'ws awe uWu swow ÚwÚ and weeds ^-^ make UwU haste. +UwU DUCHESS. Good :33 faith, good :33 faith, OwO the ^.^ saying >_> did ^.^ nyot howd +UwU In him UwU that >_> did object OwO the >_> same ^-^ to thee. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO wwetched'st xDD thing when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was young, +^w^ So wong OwO a-gwowing ÚwÚ and OwO so leisurely +That, ^-^ if his UwU wuwe ;;w;; wewe true, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. +ARCHBISHOP. And OwO so nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he ;;w;; is, my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. +UwU DUCHESS. I >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet let mothers >_> doubt. +^.^ YOWK. Nyow, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ if I xDD had >_< been ;;w;; wememb'wed, +I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given my xDD uncwe's OwO Gwace :3 a fwout +ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch his xDD gwowth nearer than ^.^ he ^w^ touch'd x3 minye. +UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ How, my x3 young York? I ÚwÚ pwithee let me hear it. +^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, uWu they uWu say my uncwe ^-^ gwew OwO so fast +:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd OwO gnyaw :3 a crust at two ^w^ houws ^.^ owd. +ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww two years ewe I :33 couwd >_< get :3 a UwU tooth. +Gwandam, :3 this would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> biting ÚwÚ jest. +UwU DUCHESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty Yowk, ^-^ who told ÚwÚ thee uWu this? +^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, his nurse. +UwU DUCHESS. His ^-^ nyuwse! UwU Why ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dead ewe :3 thou >_< wast +uWu bown. +^.^ YOWK. >w< If 'twere ^.^ nyot :33 she, I cannyot tell ^-^ who told >_> me. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A parlous :33 boy! uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe xDD too +;;w;; shwewd. +ARCHBISHOP. Good UwU madam, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with OwO the chiwd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pitchews ^.^ have x3 eaws. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a messenger. What x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. Such UwU nyews, my lord, as ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to >_< wepowt. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How doth OwO the Pwince? +MESSENGEW. Weww, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ heawth. +UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? +MESSENGEW. Wowd Rivers ÚwÚ and Wowd xDD Gwey +uWu Awe x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ and with them +Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Vaughan, ;;w;; pwisonyews. +UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who ;;w;; hath committed >w< them? +MESSENGEW. The :3 mighty Dukes, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Buckingham. +ARCHBISHOP. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? +MESSENGEW. The sum >_> of >w< aww I ^-^ can, I ^.^ have uWu discwos'd. +UwU Why ^w^ ow uWu fow what OwO the nobles ;;w;; wewe committed +^-^ Is >w< aww uWu unknyown ^-^ to uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I UwU see OwO the ruin >_> of my house! +The ÚwÚ tigew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd OwO the gentwe :3 hind; +x3 Insuwting ^w^ tywanny begins ^-^ to ^w^ jet +:3 Upon OwO the innyocent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awewess thwonye. +Wewcome, destwuction, blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; massacwe! +I >_> see, as in :3 a ^-^ map, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. +UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Accuwsed ÚwÚ and unquiet :33 wwangwing OwO days, +OwO How many >_> of you ^.^ have >_< minye eyes beheld! +UwU My xDD husband lost his life ^-^ to >_< get OwO the >_< cwown; +And >_< often OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down my >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu toss'd +>_< Fow me ^-^ to ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and weep theiw >_< gain ÚwÚ and ^.^ woss; +And being ;;w;; seated, ÚwÚ and OwO domestic uWu bwoiws +Clean >w< uvw-bwown, themsewves OwO the >_< conquewows +UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon themselves-brother ^-^ to :33 bwothew, +Bwood ^-^ to blood, uWu sewf x3 against >w< sewf. :33 O, x3 pwepostewous +And >_> fwantic >_< outwage, ^-^ end >w< thy damned spleen, +Ow let me x3 die, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on death nyo ;;w;; mowe! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my >w< boy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to +sanctuary. +^w^ Madam, faweweww. +UwU DUCHESS. >w< Stay, I uWu wiww >w< go with you. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. You ^.^ have nyo ^.^ cause. +ARCHBISHOP. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] UwU My >_< gwacious >w< wady, ^.^ go. +And thithew bear >_> youw >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 goods. +>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll resign x3 unto >_> youw OwO Gwace +The >w< seaw I ÚwÚ keep; ÚwÚ and OwO so betide ^-^ to me +UwU As ;;w;; weww I >w< tendew you ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of youws! +Go, I'll OwO conduct you ^-^ to OwO the sanctuary. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, +:3 CATESBY, ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wewcome, ^w^ sweet Pwince, ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >_> youw +^.^ chambew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, dear uWu cousin, my thoughts' sovereign. +The x3 weawy uWu way ;;w;; hath :3 made you mewanchowy. +:33 PWINCE. No, UwU uncwe; uWu but ^-^ ouw crosses uWu on OwO the uWu way +>_< Have :3 made ^.^ it OwO tedious, wearisome, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. +I UwU want ^-^ mowe UwU uncwes here ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, OwO the ^w^ untainted :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw +years +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< div'd OwO into OwO the world's ^.^ deceit; +Nyow ^-^ mowe can you >_< distinguish >_> of :3 a man +>w< Than >_> of his >_> outwawd ^w^ show; which, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, +xDD Sewdom ^w^ ow never OwO jumpeth with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +Those UwU uncwes ;;w;; which you UwU want ;;w;; wewe dangerous; +Your OwO Gwace attended ^-^ to theiw xDD sug'wed uWu wowds +But ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu on OwO the :3 poison >_> of theiw ^-^ heawts. +:3 God ^-^ keep you ^-^ fwom them ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom such false x3 fwiends! +:33 PWINCE. :3 God ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom false x3 fwiends! uWu but uWu they ;;w;; wewe +none. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, OwO the >w< Mayow >_> of UwU Wondon comes ^-^ to gweet +you. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain + +uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw OwO Gwace with OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy x3 days! +:33 PWINCE. I :3 thank you, good my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you all. +I ^w^ thought my mothew ÚwÚ and my bwothew uWu Yowk +Wouwd wong ewe :3 this ^.^ have met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. +:33 Fie, what :3 a slug :3 is Hastings, UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To tell OwO us whethew uWu they uWu wiww come ^w^ ow no! + +x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the >_> sweating +OwO Wowd. +:33 PWINCE. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. >_> What, uWu wiww ^-^ ouw mothew ^.^ come? +HASTINGS. uWu On what uWu occasion, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, ^.^ nyot OwO I, +The Queen >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew uWu Yowk +>_< Have :3 taken sanctuary. The >w< tendew Prince +Wouwd fain ^.^ have come with me ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw Gwace, +But uWu by his mothew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pewfowce withhewd. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Fie, what OwO an OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and peevish ^-^ couwse +^-^ Is :3 this >_> of hers? Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace +Pewsuade OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk +^.^ Unto his >_< pwincewy bwothew xDD pwesentwy? +>w< If ^.^ she deny, Wowd Hastings, >w< go with him +And ^-^ fwom xDD hew x3 jeawous ÚwÚ awms xDD pwuck him UwU pewfowce. +CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ if my uWu weak owatowy +^w^ Can ^-^ fwom his mothew ^.^ win OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, +Anon OwO expect him xDD hewe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be obduwate +ÚwÚ To mild entreaties, :3 God in >w< heaven fowbid +We shouwd UwU infwinge OwO the holy UwU pwiviwege +x3 Of bwessed sanctuawy! :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wand +Wouwd I >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a UwU sin. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. You awe xDD too ;;w;; sensewess-obstinyate, my lord, +:3 Too ceremonious ÚwÚ and traditional. +Weigh ^.^ it uWu but with OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of :3 this ^-^ age, +You >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^.^ sanctuawy in OwO seizing >_> him. +The benefit thereof :3 is :33 awways gwanted +ÚwÚ To x3 those uWu whose ;;w;; deawings ^.^ have deserv'd OwO the place +And x3 those ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the :3 pwace. +:3 This Prince ;;w;; hath neither :33 cwaim'd ^.^ it :3 nyow deserv'd it, +And ^.^ thewefowe, in >_< minye ^-^ opinyion, cannyot ^.^ have it. +>_> Then, ^-^ taking him ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot there, +You >_< bweak nyo UwU pwiviwege :3 nyow chawtew ^.^ thewe. +Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of ^.^ sanctuawy ^w^ men; +But ^.^ sanctuawy chiwdwen never ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. +CARDINAL. UwU My lord, you uWu shaww o'ewwuwe my :33 mind uWu fow ^-^ once. +Come OwO on, Wowd Hastings, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? +HASTINGS. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. +:33 PWINCE. Good x3 wowds, ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the :3 speedy haste you OwO may. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS +Say, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw bwothew xDD come, +:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we sojouwn ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw UwU cowonyation? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu seems :33 best x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< sewf. +>w< If I ^-^ may counsew you, >w< some :3 day ^w^ ow two +Your Highness uWu shaww wepose you at OwO the :33 Towew, +;;w;; Then xDD whewe you >w< pwease ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought UwU most x3 fit +>_< Fow >_> youw :33 best OwO heawth ÚwÚ and xDD wecweation. +:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the :33 Towew, >_> of ^-^ any :3 pwace. +OwO Did Julius Caesar build UwU that place, my UwU wowd? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my >_< gwacious lord, begin UwU that place, +>w< Which, ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ succeeding >_> ages ^.^ have re-edified. +:33 PWINCE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 upon record, ^w^ ow ewse >_> wepowted +Successivewy ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, ^.^ he built it? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon record, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +:33 PWINCE. But ÚwÚ say, my lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot wegist'wed, +x3 Methinks OwO the >w< twuth shouwd OwO Eve ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, +UwU As 'twere wetaiw'd ^-^ to >w< aww xDD postewity, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO aww-ending day. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So xDD wise OwO so young, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ do never +live UwU wong. +:33 PWINCE. What uWu say you, uncle? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ without OwO chawactews, ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives UwU wong. +^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Thus, >_< wike OwO the formal ;;w;; vice, x3 Inyiquity, +I uWu mowawize two meanings in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +:33 PWINCE. :33 That Julius Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 famous >w< man; +x3 With what his valour >_> did UwU enwich his wit, +His ÚwÚ wit xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ make his valour wive. +^.^ Death makes nyo :3 conquest >_> of :3 this uWu conquewow; +>_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wives in ;;w;; fame, >w< though ^.^ nyot in wife. +I'll tell you what, my cousin xDD Buckingham- +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? +:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if I live xDD untiw I >w< be :3 a man, +I'll ^.^ win ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ wight in Fwance uWu again, +Ow die :3 a sowdiew as I uWu wiv'd :3 a xDD king. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Showt ^.^ summews >w< wightwy ^.^ have :3 a :3 fowwawd +spring. + +x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, x3 young UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of +^w^ Yowk. +:33 PWINCE. Richard >_> of Yowk, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving xDD bwothew? +^.^ YOWK. Weww, my ;;w;; dwead ^w^ wowd; OwO so >w< must I can you OwO nyow. +:33 PWINCE. ^w^ Ay :33 bwothew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gwief, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ youws. +:3 Too ^.^ wate ^.^ he ;;w;; died UwU that UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that titwe, +^w^ Which uWu by his death ;;w;; hath lost >w< much majesty. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of York? +^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank you, gentwe :3 uncwe. :33 O, my lord, +You ^w^ said UwU that :33 idwe weeds awe fast in gwowth. +The Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hath outgrown me ;;w;; faw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my :33 wowd. +^.^ YOWK. And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ he idle? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, my fair uWu cousin, I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. +^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to you than :3 I. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may xDD command me as my UwU suvweign; +But you ^.^ have power in me as in :3 a :3 kinsman. +^.^ YOWK. I pray you, uncwe, ^w^ give me :3 this dagger. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU daggew, wittwe ^-^ cousin? x3 With >w< aww my >_< heawt! +:33 PWINCE. OwO A :33 beggaw, xDD bwothew? +^.^ YOWK. x3 Of my >w< kind uncwe, UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww >_> give, +And being uWu but :3 a OwO toy, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< give. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A gweatew >_> gift than UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< cousin. +^.^ YOWK. OwO A gweatew >w< gift! :33 O, that's OwO the >_< swowd ^-^ to ^.^ it! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gentwe uWu cousin, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ enyough. +^.^ YOWK. :33 O, then, I UwU see you uWu wiww part uWu but with ^.^ wight ^.^ gifts: +UwU In weightier >w< things ^w^ you'ww uWu say :3 a >_< beggaw nyay. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to :33 weaw. +^.^ YOWK. I ^.^ weigh ^.^ it >_> wightwy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^w^ heaview. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, would you ^.^ have my >_< weapon, wittwe +Lord? +^.^ YOWK. I ÚwÚ wouwd, UwU that I UwU might :3 thank you as you caww >_> me. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 How? +^.^ YOWK. UwU Wittwe. +:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk uWu wiww still >w< be cross in ^.^ tawk. +:3 Uncwe, >_> youw OwO Gwace knows how ^-^ to bear with >_> him. +^.^ YOWK. You >_> mean, ^-^ to bear uWu me, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear with >_> me. +:3 Uncwe, my bwothew >w< mocks uWu both you ÚwÚ and me; +xDD Because UwU that I x3 am little, >_< wike OwO an ape, +ÚwÚ He OwO thinks UwU that you shouwd bear me uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 With what :3 a x3 shawp-pwovided ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he weasons! +ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 scown ^.^ he gives his uncwe +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pwettiwy ÚwÚ and >_< aptwy OwO taunts :3 himsewf. +^w^ So ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 young :3 is >_> wondewfuw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you xDD pass :33 awong? +Myself ÚwÚ and my good cousin Buckingham +uWu Wiww ^-^ to >_> youw mothew, ^-^ to entweat >_> of xDD hew +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you at OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome you. +^.^ YOWK. >_> What, uWu wiww you >w< go x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew, my UwU wowd? +:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd Protector ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep in >_> quiet at OwO the :33 Towew. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd you feaw? +^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, my uncwe Clarence' :3 angwy UwU ghost. +UwU My gwandam told me ^.^ he ÚwÚ was murder'd ^.^ thewe. +:33 PWINCE. I ;;w;; feaw nyo UwU uncwes UwU dead. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow UwU nyonye UwU that live, I :33 hope. +:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if uWu they live, I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. +But xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and with :3 a :33 heavy xDD heawt, +^.^ Thinking uWu on ;;w;; them, >w< go I x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. +OwO A OwO sennyet. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Think you, my lord, :3 this wittwe prating uWu Yowk +>_> Was ^.^ nyot incensed uWu by his subtle mothew +ÚwÚ To :3 taunt ÚwÚ and :33 scown you ;;w;; thus opprobriously? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo >_> doubt. :33 O, 'tis :3 a perilous >w< boy; +ÚwÚ Bowd, ^.^ quick, x3 ingenyious, x3 fowwawd, capabwe. +ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< aww OwO the mothew's, ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 top ^-^ to ;;w;; toe. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, let them ^-^ west. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. +Thou art sworn as >_< deepwy ^-^ to :33 effect what ^-^ we intend +UwU As cwosewy ^-^ to conceal what ^-^ we >_> impawt. +Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw reasons urg'd x3 upon OwO the way. +What think'st thou? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 easy matter +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ Wiwwiam Wowd ^-^ Hastings >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mind, +>_< Fow OwO the >_< instawment >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU Duke +UwU In OwO the x3 seat :33 woyaw >_> of :3 this :3 famous >_> iswe? +CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu fow his >_< fathew's :33 sake OwO so loves OwO the Prince +:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD won ^-^ to >w< aught x3 against >_> him. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. What think'st :3 thou then >_> of uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww +^.^ nyot x3 he? +CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww as ^-^ Hastings uWu doth. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Weww then, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: ÚwÚ go, gentwe +^-^ Catesby, +And, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 faw OwO off, :33 sound :3 thou Wowd ^-^ Hastings +OwO How ^.^ he doth ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ puwpose; +And summon him to-morrow ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit about OwO the coronation. +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost find him ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to >w< us, +^-^ Encouwage ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him >w< aww ^-^ ouw weasons; +>w< If ^.^ he >w< be leaden, UwU icy, cold, OwO unwiwwing, +Be :3 thou OwO so UwU too, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< bweak x3 off OwO the talk, +And ^w^ give OwO us nyotice >_> of his >_< incwinyation; +>_< Fow ^-^ we to-morrow howd ;;w;; divided UwU counciws, +OwO Whewein thyself ^-^ shawt highly >w< be x3 empwoy'd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to Wowd ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. >_> Teww ^w^ him, +^-^ Catesby, +His ÚwÚ ancient knot >_> of dangewous advewsawies +>w< To-mowwow awe let UwU bwood at :3 Pomfwet Castwe; +And ;;w;; bid my lord, uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this good UwU nyews, +>w< Give ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Showe ^-^ onye gentwe ÚwÚ kiss OwO the more. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^-^ Catesby, >w< go :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess soundly. +CATESBY. UwU My good uWu wowds ^.^ both, with >w< aww OwO the ^w^ heed I ^.^ can. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ Catesby, ewe ^-^ we xDD sweep? +CATESBY. You ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ At xDD Cwosby :33 House, there uWu shaww you find OwO us >_> both. +Exit >w< CATESBY +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, my lord, what uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ if ^-^ we +pewceive +Wowd ^-^ Hastings uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO compwots? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Chop x3 off his OwO head-something ^-^ we uWu wiww +^.^ detewminye. +And, ÚwÚ wook when I x3 am ;;w;; King, OwO cwaim :3 thou >_> of me +The xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the movabwes +^.^ Wheweof OwO the UwU King my bwothew ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll OwO cwaim UwU that pwomise at >_> youw Gwace's hand. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< yiewded with >w< aww kindness. +^w^ Come, let OwO us sup :3 betimes, UwU that >w< aftewwawds +We ^-^ may OwO digest ^-^ ouw :3 compwots in >w< some fowm. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Before LORD HASTING'S house + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of >_> HASTINGS + +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my wowd! [Knocking] +HASTINGS. xDD [Within] OwO Who knocks? +MESSENGEW. >_< Onye ^-^ fwom OwO the Wowd Stanley. +HASTINGS. xDD [Within] What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? +MESSENGEW. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. + +x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS + +HASTINGS. Cannyot my Wowd uWu Stanwey ;;w;; sweep ^.^ these >w< tedious +nights? +MESSENGEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. +First, ^.^ he ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw x3 nyobwe >w< sewf. +HASTINGS. What ^.^ then? +MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Then :33 cewtifies >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that :3 this night +ÚwÚ He dreamt OwO the ^-^ boaw xDD had xDD wazed x3 off his helm. +UwU Besides, ^.^ he :33 says there awe two councils OwO kept, +And UwU that ^-^ may >w< be determin'd at OwO the ^-^ onye +^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and him ^-^ to :33 wue at th' other. +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he >_> sends ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw :33 wowdship's >_> pweasuwe- +>w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy UwU take horse with him +And with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed OwO post with him towawd OwO the >_< nyowth +ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the danger UwU that his ^w^ souw :33 divinyes. +HASTINGS. Go, fewwow, ÚwÚ go, xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ wowd; +UwU Bid him ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the separated council: +His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe at OwO the one, +And at OwO the uWu othew :3 is my good fwiend Catesby; +:3 Whewe nyothing can :33 pwoceed UwU that OwO toucheth OwO us +^.^ Wheweof I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have intelligence. +>_> Teww him his ^-^ feaws awe ÚwÚ shawwow, ^-^ without uWu instance; +And uWu fow his dreams, I wonder :33 he's OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe +ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the ^-^ mock'wy >_> of unquiet ^-^ swumbews. +ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the ^-^ boaw before OwO the ^-^ boaw puwsues +Were ^-^ to >_> incense OwO the ^-^ boaw ^-^ to follow OwO us +And ^-^ make uWu puwsuit xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did UwU mean nyo ^-^ chase. +Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD wise ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to me; +And ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, +Whewe, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> see, OwO the ^-^ boaw uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO us kindly. +MESSENGEW. I'll ÚwÚ go, my lord, ÚwÚ and tell him what you >w< say. +Exit + +x3 Entew >w< CATESBY + +CATESBY. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe wowd! +HASTINGS. Good ^.^ mowwow, Catesby; you awe >_< eawwy >_> stiwwing. +What UwU nyews, what UwU nyews, in :3 this ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing state? +CATESBY. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a weewing x3 wowwd :3 indeed, my ^w^ wowd; +And I believe uWu wiww never ^.^ stand UwU upwight +;;w;; Tiww Richard wear OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the realm. +HASTINGS. ^-^ How, wear OwO the ^-^ gawwand! Dost :3 thou UwU mean OwO the +crown? +CATESBY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +HASTINGS. I'll ^.^ have :3 this :3 cwown >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my +shouwdews +Before I'll UwU see OwO the :3 cwown OwO so ;;w;; fouw misplac'd. +But ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ guess UwU that ^.^ he doth ^-^ aim at it? +CATESBY. >w< Ay, uWu on my life; ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to find you :3 fowwawd +:3 Upon his party uWu fow OwO the >_< gain ÚwÚ theweof; +And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ he >_> sends you :3 this good UwU nyews, +:33 That :3 this >_> same vewy :3 day >_> youw ;;w;; enyemies, +The UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the uWu Queen, >w< must die at >w< Pomfwet. +HASTINGS. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am nyo mourner uWu fow UwU that UwU nyews, +xDD Because uWu they ^.^ have >_< been still my adversaries; +But UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< voice uWu on UwU Wichawd's >_> side +ÚwÚ To bar my >_< mastew's ;;w;; heiws in OwO twue descent, +:3 God knows I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. +CATESBY. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^.^ wowdship in UwU that >_< gwacious mind! +HASTINGS. But I uWu shaww waugh at :3 this :3 a twewve month hence, +:33 That uWu they ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me in my >_< mastew's ^.^ hate, +I live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon theiw tragedy. +Weww, ^-^ Catesby, ewe :3 a fowtnyight ^-^ make me owdew, +I'll ^-^ send >w< some >_< packing UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot on't. +CATESBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 viwe xDD thing ^-^ to x3 die, my >_< gwacious lord, +When x3 men awe OwO unpwepaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu fow it. +HASTINGS. :3 O ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! And OwO so ^.^ fawws ^.^ it >_< out +x3 With Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey; ÚwÚ and OwO so 'twill ^-^ do +x3 With >w< some x3 men ewse UwU that ÚwÚ think themsewves as xDD safe +UwU As :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 who, as :3 thou :33 knyowest, awe dear +ÚwÚ To >_< pwincewy Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Buckingham. +CATESBY. The ;;w;; Pwinces uWu both ^-^ make UwU high >_< account >_> of :3 you- +^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow uWu they >_< account his head x3 upon OwO the :3 bwidge. +HASTINGS. I xDD knyow uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. + +x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY + +Come OwO on, come OwO on; xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw x3 boaw-speaw, man? +OwO Feaw you OwO the boaw, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO so OwO unpwovided? +^-^ STANWEY. UwU My lord, good morrow; good ^.^ mowwow, uWu Catesby. +You ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest OwO on, ;;w;; but, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^.^ these uWu sevewaw UwU counciws, :3 I. +HASTINGS. UwU My lord, I howd my life as dear as xDD youws, +And never in my OwO days, I ^-^ do protest, +>_> Was ^.^ it OwO so pwecious ^-^ to me as 'tis OwO nyow. +:33 Think you, uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw OwO state ^.^ secuwe, +I would >w< be OwO so triumphant as I :33 am? +^-^ STANWEY. The uWu wowds at :3 Pomfwet, when uWu they rode ^-^ fwom +London, +Were x3 jocund ÚwÚ and suppos'd theiw states ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwe, +And uWu they >_< indeed xDD had nyo cause ^-^ to :3 mistwust; +But ÚwÚ yet you UwU see how >_> soon OwO the :3 day OwO o'ewcast. +:3 This ^w^ sudden :33 stab >_> of ^w^ wancouw I ^.^ misdoubt; +;;w;; Pway God, I ÚwÚ say, I ^w^ pwuv :3 a needless uWu cowawd. +>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we towawd OwO the :33 Towew? The :3 day :3 is >w< spent. +HASTINGS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ have with you. ^-^ Wot you what, my +Lord? +uWu To-day OwO the uWu wowds you >w< tawk'd >_> of awe beheaded. +^-^ STANWEY. :3 They, uWu fow theiw truth, UwU might better wear theiw +:3 heads +>w< Than >w< some UwU that ^.^ have ^w^ accus'd them wear theiw hats. +But xDD come, my lord, wet's >_> away. + +x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant + +HASTINGS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I'll talk with :3 this good fewwow. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY +OwO How nyow, Hastings! OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO thee? +PURSUIVANT. The better UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< pwease ^-^ to ask. +HASTINGS. I tell ^.^ thee, man, 'tis better with me :3 nyow +>w< Than when :3 thou met'st me last xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we meet: +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I ^-^ going pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew +By OwO the >_> suggestion >_> of OwO the Queen's ÚwÚ awwies; +But nyow, I tell uWu thee-keep ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ thysewf- +:3 This :3 day x3 those enyewnyies awe >w< put ^-^ to >_< death, +And I in better OwO state than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. +PURSUIVANT. :3 God howd it, ^-^ to >_> youw honour's good xDD content! +HASTINGS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, ÚwÚ Hastings; there, dwink UwU that uWu fow >_> me. +[Thwows him his UwU puwse] +PURSUIVANT. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. Exit + +x3 Entew :3 a PRIEST + +PRIEST. ^.^ Weww met, my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw honyouw. +HASTINGS. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Sir :33 John, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +I x3 am in >_> youw >_> debt uWu fow >_> youw last exercise; +Come OwO the next ^w^ Sabbath, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ content you. +:3 [He whispers in his ^-^ eaw] +PRIEST. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. + +x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, >_> tawking with :3 a :33 pwiest, Wowd +;;w;; Chambewwain! +Your fwiends at :3 Pomfwet, uWu they ^-^ do :3 nyeed OwO the >_< pwiest: +Your uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ shwiving wowk in hand. +HASTINGS. Good :33 faith, ÚwÚ and when I met :3 this holy man, +The x3 men you talk >_> of came OwO into my mind. +>_> What, >w< go you towawd OwO the :33 Towew? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I uWu do, my lord, uWu but wong I cannyot stay :3 thewe; +I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn before >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> thence. +HASTINGS. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< wike enyough, uWu fow I stay ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ thewe. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ [Aside] And ^w^ suppew UwU too, although :3 thou +OwO knyowest ^.^ it x3 nyot.- +^w^ Come, uWu wiww you go? +HASTINGS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +:3 Pomfwet >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ WATCWIFF, with hawbewds, cawwying OwO the xDD Nyobwes, +x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^-^ VAUGHAN, ^-^ to death + +x3 WIVEWS. Sir Richard Ratcliff, let me tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: +uWu To-day ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< behowd :3 a :33 subject die +>_< Fow truth, uWu fow duty, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD woyawty. +GWEY. :3 God bless OwO the Prince ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of xDD you! +OwO A knot you awe >_> of damned blood-suckers. +>_> VAUGHAN. You live UwU that uWu shaww x3 cwy >_> woe uWu fow :3 this hereafter. +WATCWIFF. Dispatch; OwO the UwU wimit >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives :3 is >_< out. +x3 WIVEWS. :3 O :3 Pomfwet, :33 Pomfwet! :3 O :3 thou bwoody x3 pwison, +Fatal ÚwÚ and ominyous ^-^ to x3 nyobwe peers! +xDD Within OwO the OwO guiwty :3 cwosuwe >_> of >w< thy >_< wawws +^.^ WICHAWD OwO the ^w^ Second here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hack'd ^-^ to ^w^ death; +And uWu fow ^-^ mowe :3 swandew ^-^ to >w< thy dismaw uWu seat, +We ^w^ give ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ouw :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood ^-^ to drink. +GWEY. Nyow ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse :3 is OwO faww'n x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +When ^.^ she >_< excwaim'd uWu on Hastings, you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, +>_< Fow standing uWu by when Richard ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD hew :33 son. +x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ Wichawd, then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she +^w^ Buckingham, +;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ^.^ Hastings. :33 O, :33 wemembew, God, +ÚwÚ To hear xDD hew >w< pwayew uWu fow ;;w;; them, as :3 nyow uWu fow >_< us! +And uWu fow my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< pwincewy OwO sons, +Be >_< satisfied, dear God, with ^-^ ouw OwO twue blood, +>w< Which, as :3 thou >_< knyow'st, unjustly >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. +WATCWIFF. UwU Make >_> haste; OwO the hour >_> of death :3 is ^-^ expiate. +x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Come, Gwey; xDD come, ÚwÚ Vaughan; let OwO us here UwU embwace. +Faweweww, xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet UwU again in >_< heaven. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 + +Wondon. The >w< Towew + +x3 Entew :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, ^w^ HASTINGS, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_> of ELY, ^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, +with ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ and x3 seat themsewves at :3 a ^-^ tabwe + +HASTINGS. Nyow, x3 nyobwe peers, OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we awe met +^-^ Is ^-^ to xDD detewminye >_> of OwO the coronation. +UwU In God's name speak-when :3 is OwO the :33 woyaw day? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things ready uWu fow OwO the :33 woyaw >_> time? +^.^ DEWBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants uWu but ^w^ nyominyation. +:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. >w< To-mowwow then I ;;w;; judge :3 a x3 happy day. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who knows OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :33 mind +herein? +OwO Who :3 is UwU most >_< inwawd with OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Duke? +:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. Your Gwace, ^-^ we xDD think, shouwd soonest xDD knyow +his mind. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. We xDD knyow OwO each other's faces; uWu fow ^-^ ouw hearts, +ÚwÚ He knows nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< minye than I >_> of yours; +Ow I >_> of his, my lord, than you >_> of x3 minye. +Wowd Hastings, you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe ;;w;; nyeaw in wuv. +HASTINGS. I :3 thank his Gwace, I xDD knyow ^.^ he loves me ;;w;; weww; +But uWu fow his OwO puwpose in OwO the x3 cowonyation +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sounded ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^.^ he deliver'd +His >_< gwacious ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ any uWu way :33 thewein. +But you, my honyouwabwe x3 wowds, ^-^ may name OwO the time; +And in OwO the >w< Duke's behawf I'll ^w^ give my OwO voice, +>w< Which, I xDD pwesume, :3 he'ww UwU take in gentwe pawt. + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. UwU In x3 happy UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke :3 himsewf. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 cousins >_> an, good mowwow. +I ^.^ have >_< been wong :3 a sweepew, uWu but I xDD twust +UwU My absence doth ^.^ nyegwect nyo gweat x3 design +^w^ Which uWu by my :3 pwesence UwU might ^.^ have >_< been concluded. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Had you ^.^ nyot come x3 upon >_> youw cue, my lord, +WIWWIAM Wowd ^-^ Hastings xDD had pwonyounc'd >_> youw OwO pawt- +I >_> mean, >_> youw >w< voice uWu fow ^-^ cwownying >_> of OwO the King. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Than my Wowd ^-^ Hastings nyo man UwU might >w< be +bolder; +His ^.^ wowdship knows me ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and loves me :33 weww. +UwU My lord >_> of UwU Ewy, when I ÚwÚ was last in Howbown +I ^-^ saw good strawberries in >_> youw garden ^.^ thewe. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^-^ send uWu fow >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. +:3 BISHOP >_> of OwO EWY. :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and wiww, my lord, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +Exit +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +[Takes him aside] +>_< Catesby ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ Hastings in ^-^ ouw businyess, +And ^.^ finds OwO the ÚwÚ testy ^-^ gentweman OwO so ^.^ hot +:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww wose his head ewe ^w^ give consent +His >_< mastew's OwO chiwd, as OwO wowshipfuwwy ^.^ he >_> tewms it, +:33 Shaww wose OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of England's thwonye. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourself :33 awhiwe; I'll >w< go with you. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM +^.^ DEWBY. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD set ;;w;; down :3 this :3 day >_> of twiumph. +:3 To-mowwow, in my judgment, :3 is xDD too >_> sudden; +>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww provided +UwU As ewse I would ^.^ be, ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day ^w^ pwowong'd. + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY + +:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? +I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^.^ these strawberries. +HASTINGS. His OwO Gwace looks x3 cheewfuwwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth :3 this +mownying; +There's >w< some uWu conceit ^w^ ow uWu othew wikes him ;;w;; weww +When UwU that ^.^ he >_< bids good ^-^ mowwow with such spirit. +I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's never :3 a man in uWu Chwistendom +^w^ Can ^.^ wessew hide his love ^w^ ow UwU hate than xDD he; +>_< Fow uWu by his ;;w;; face straight uWu shaww you xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ DEWBY. What >_> of his OwO heawt pewceive you in his ;;w;; face +By ^-^ any ^w^ wivewihood ^.^ he show'd uWu to-day? +HASTINGS. x3 Mawwy, UwU that with nyo man here ^.^ he :3 is xDD offended; +>_< Fow, ;;w;; wewe >_< he, ^.^ he xDD had shown ^.^ it in his OwO wooks. + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I pray you aww, tell me what uWu they deserve +:33 That ^-^ do :33 conspiwe my death with uWu deviwish >_< pwots +x3 Of damned ^w^ witchcwaft, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd +:3 Upon my ÚwÚ body with theiw ^.^ hewwish charms? +HASTINGS. The >w< tendew love I bear >_> youw Gwace, my lord, +:3 Makes me UwU most :3 fowwawd in :3 this >_< pwincewy :3 pwesence +ÚwÚ To :33 doom th' >w< offendews, :33 whosoe'ew uWu they UwU be. +I ÚwÚ say, my lord, uWu they ^.^ have >w< desewved :33 death. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be >_> youw eyes OwO the witness >_> of theiw :33 eviw. +Wook how I x3 am ^.^ bewitch'd; uWu behowd, >_< minye arm +^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a OwO bwasted sapling ^.^ withew'd :33 up. +And :3 this :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD wife, UwU that monstrous witch, +^w^ Consowted with UwU that hawwot >w< stwumpet Shore, +:33 That uWu by theiw OwO witchcwaft ;;w;; thus ^.^ have marked >_> me. +HASTINGS. >w< If uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed, my x3 nyobwe wowd- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. If?-thou protector >_> of :3 this damned ^-^ stwumpet, +Talk'st :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of ifs? Thou art :3 a ^-^ twaitow. +^-^ Off with his head! Nyow uWu by x3 Saint Paul I uWu sweaw +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye xDD untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO same. +Wuvw ÚwÚ and Ratcliff, ÚwÚ wook UwU that ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. +The west UwU that love uWu me, xDD wise ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ HASTINGS, LOVEL, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF +HASTINGS. ^.^ Woe, x3 woe, uWu fow :33 Engwand! ^.^ nyot :3 a whit uWu fow me; +>_< Fow OwO I, xDD too uWu fond, UwU might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ÚwÚ this. +ÚwÚ STANWEY >_> did ^-^ dweam OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> did raze ^-^ ouw xDD hewms, +And I >_> did :33 scown ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< disdain ^-^ to uWu fwy. +>_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day my foot-cloth horse >_> did stumble, +And started when ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd x3 upon OwO the :33 Towew, +UwU As loath ^-^ to bear me ^-^ to OwO the swaughtew-house. +:33 O, :3 nyow I :3 nyeed OwO the pwiest UwU that ^-^ spake ^-^ to UwU me! +I :3 nyow ^w^ wepent I told OwO the UwU puwsuivant, +UwU As xDD too x3 twiumphing, how >_< minye >_> enyemies +uWu To-day at :3 Pomfwet >_> bwoodiwy ;;w;; wewe :3 butchew'd, +And I ^-^ mysewf secure in OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO favouw. +:3 O Margaret, Margaret, :3 nyow >w< thy :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse +^-^ Is ;;w;; wighted uWu on UwU poow OwO Hastings' wwetched head! +WATCWIFF. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; OwO the UwU Duke would >w< be at +uWu dinnyew. +UwU Make :3 a ^-^ showt shwift; ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw head. +HASTINGS. :3 O momentary OwO gwace >_> of x3 mowtaw ^-^ men, +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu hunt uWu fow than OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God! +OwO Who ^w^ buiwds his >w< hope in ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >_> youw good looks +Wives >_< wike :3 a drunken OwO saiwow uWu on :3 a :3 mast, +ÚwÚ Weady with every nod ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down +x3 Into OwO the :33 fataw uWu bowews >_> of OwO the deep. +xDD WOVEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; 'tis :33 bootwess ^-^ to exclaim. +HASTINGS. :3 O bwoody OwO Wichawd! >w< Misewabwe :33 Engwand! +I pwophesy OwO the fearfull'st UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +:33 That >w< evew wwetched :3 age ;;w;; hath ^.^ wook'd upon. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< bwock; bear him my head. +^.^ They >_> smiwe at me ^-^ who :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be UwU dead. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +Wondon. The Tower-walls + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM in rotten x3 awmouw, ^-^ mawvewwous >_< iww-favouwed + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and >_> change +>w< thy >_< cowouw, +Murder >w< thy >_> bweath in middwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wowd, +And then UwU again ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and xDD stop uWu again, +UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; wewe ^-^ distwaught ÚwÚ and mad with terror? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, I can >w< countewfeit OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ twagedian; +^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD pwy uWu on every >w< side, +^-^ Twembwe ÚwÚ and start at ^w^ wagging >_> of :3 a straw, +UwU Intending ^-^ deep ^w^ suspicion. :33 Ghastwy looks +uWu Awe at my UwU sewvice, >_< wike ^-^ enfowced :3 smiwes; +And uWu both awe ready in theiw ^-^ offices +^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time ^-^ to OwO gwace my OwO stwatagems. +But what, :3 is >_< Catesby gonye? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He >_> is; :3 and, >_> see, ^.^ he brings OwO the >_< mayow awong. + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayow- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^-^ to OwO the :3 dwawbwidge ;;w;; thewe! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Hawk! :3 a drum. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Catesby, :3 o'ewwook OwO the walls. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayor, OwO the reason ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< sent- +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^w^ back, ^w^ defend thee; here awe enyemies. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< innyocence ^w^ defend ÚwÚ and guawd >_< us! + +x3 Entew uWu WOVEW ÚwÚ and ^w^ WATCWIFF, with >_> HASTINGS' head + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be patient; uWu they awe friends-Ratcliff ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wuvw. +xDD WOVEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the head >_> of UwU that ^-^ ignyobwe >w< twaitow, +The dangewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unsuspected ^.^ Hastings. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So dear I :33 wov'd OwO the man UwU that I >w< must weep. +I took him uWu fow OwO the x3 pwainyest harmless ;;w;; cweatuwe +:33 That breath'd x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth :3 a Chwistian; +^w^ Made him my book, wherein my ^w^ souw recorded +The history >_> of >w< aww xDD hew >w< secwet xDD thoughts. +^w^ So ÚwÚ smooth ^.^ he UwU daub'd his OwO vice with show >_> of :3 viwtue +That, his apparent open UwU guiwt omitted, +I UwU mean his convewsation with xDD Showe's ^.^ wife- +ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww uWu attaindew >_> of suspects. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD cuvwt'st ^-^ shewt'wed +>_> twaitow +:33 That >w< evew wiv'd. +Wouwd you imagine, ^w^ ow ^w^ awmost bewieve- +Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu by gweat x3 pwesewvation +We live ^-^ to tell x3 it-that OwO the subtle >_> twaitow +:3 This :3 day xDD had >_< pwotted, in OwO the counciw-house, +ÚwÚ To murder me ÚwÚ and my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. +uWu MAYOW. Had ^.^ he x3 donye so? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! ÚwÚ think you ^-^ we awe OwO Tuwks ^w^ ow Infidews? +Ow UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, x3 against OwO the fowm >_> of waw, +x3 Pwoceed ;;w;; thus ^w^ washwy in OwO the villain's death +But UwU that OwO the extreme peril >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, +The xDD peace >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pewsons' >w< safety, +>w< Enfowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this execution? +uWu MAYOW. Nyow, fair befall xDD you! ÚwÚ He deserv'd his ^w^ death; +And >_> youw good Gwaces uWu both ^.^ have ;;w;; weww proceeded +ÚwÚ To >_> wawn false ^-^ twaitows ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wike attempts. +I never ^.^ wook'd uWu fow better at his ^.^ hands +:33 Aftew ^.^ he UwU once feww in with ^w^ Mistwess Showe. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Yet xDD had ^-^ we ^.^ nyot determin'd ^.^ he shouwd die +^.^ Untiw >_> youw ^.^ wowdship came ^-^ to UwU see his ^-^ end- +^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the :33 woving haste >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw fwiends, +OwO Something x3 against ^-^ ouw meanyings, ^.^ have uWu pwevented- +Because, my lord, I would ^.^ have xDD had you heard +The >_> twaitow ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and timowouswy x3 confess +The manner ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his :3 tweasons: +:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have signified OwO the >_> same +^.^ Unto OwO the >_< citizens, ^-^ who uWu hapwy ^-^ may +OwO Misconstew OwO us in him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw his :33 death. +uWu MAYOW. But, my good lord, >_> youw Gwace's uWu wowds uWu shaww sewve +UwU As ;;w;; weww as I xDD had uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard him >_< speak; +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ both, +But I'll :3 acquaint ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duteous xDD citizens +x3 With >w< aww >_> youw ^.^ just proceedings in :3 this ^.^ cause. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end ^-^ we :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; hewe, +^.^ T' UwU avoid OwO the OwO the OwO the ÚwÚ censuwes >_> of OwO the carping world. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Which >_< since you come xDD too ^.^ wate >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> intent, +>_> Yet witness what you hear ^-^ we >_> did :33 intend. +And so, my good Wowd Mayor, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid faweweww. +Exit LORD :33 MAYOW +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, aftew, aftew, cousin Buckingham. +The >w< Mayow towards Guildhall OwO hies him in OwO an UwU post. +Thewe, at >_> youw ;;w;; meet'st ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, +ÚwÚ Infew OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's children. +>_> Teww them how >_< Edwawd >w< put ^-^ to death :3 a xDD citizen +>_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ saying ^.^ he would ^-^ make his :3 son +Heir ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown-meanying >_< indeed his OwO house, +^w^ Which uWu by OwO the >w< sign thereof ÚwÚ was termed ÚwÚ so. +Moweuvw, :3 uwge his ^-^ hatefuw ;;w;; wuxuwy +And bestial :3 appetite in >_> change >_> of >w< wust, +^w^ Which stwetch'd x3 unto theiw servants, daughtews, x3 wives, +>_< Even xDD whewe his >_< waging eye ^w^ ow savage OwO heawt +Without ÚwÚ contwow lusted ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a >w< pwey. +;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, ;;w;; thus :3 faw come ;;w;; nyeaw my ÚwÚ pewson: +>_> Teww ;;w;; them, when UwU that my mothew went with >w< chiwd +x3 Of UwU that :33 insatiate Edwawd, x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk +UwU My >_< pwincewy fathew then xDD had wars in Fwance +And, uWu by OwO twue ;;w;; computation >_> of OwO the UwU time, +;;w;; Found UwU that OwO the xDD issue ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot his :33 begot; +^w^ Which ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ appeawed in his uWu winyeaments, +>_> Being nyothing >_< wike OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my father. +>_> Yet ^.^ touch :3 this spawingwy, as 'twere :3 faw off; +Because, my lord, you xDD knyow my mothew >w< wives. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the gowden >_< fee uWu fow ;;w;; which I >w< pwead +Were uWu fow mysewf; ÚwÚ and so, my lord, ^.^ adieu. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If you thrive well, bwing them ^-^ to Baynard's +Castwe; +:3 Whewe you uWu shaww find me ;;w;; weww accompanied +x3 With OwO wevewend fathews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ weawnyed uWu bishops. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and towards three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw o'cwock +Wook uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews UwU that OwO the Guildhall >_> affowds. Exit +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, Wuvw, with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow xDD Shaw. +uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Fwiaw ÚwÚ Penkew. UwU Bid them uWu both +UwU Meet me within :3 this hour at Baynard's Castle. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW +Nyow uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take >w< some >_< pwivy owdew +ÚwÚ To dwaw OwO the uWu bwats >_> of uWu Cwawence >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, +And ^-^ to ^w^ give owdew UwU that nyo manner person +>_< Have ^-^ any UwU time recourse x3 unto OwO the Princes. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 6. + +Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew :3 a SCWIVENyEW + +SCWIVENyEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ indictment >_> of OwO the good Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; +^w^ Which in :3 a xDD set hand ^w^ faiwwy :3 is engwoss'd +:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO to-day ;;w;; wead o'ew in Pauw's. +And mark how ;;w;; weww OwO the >w< sequew OwO hangs ^.^ togethew: +>_< Eweven ^w^ houws I ^.^ have spent ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it over, +>_< Fow :33 yestewnyight uWu by >_< Catesby ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 sent me; +The OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ was :33 fuww as wong ^-^ a-doing; +And ÚwÚ yet within ^.^ these five ^w^ houws ^-^ Hastings liv'd, +uWu Untainted, ^w^ unyexamin'd, ^.^ fwee, at :33 wibewty. +Here's :3 a good x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! OwO Who :3 is OwO so OwO gwos +:33 That cannyot UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ pawpabwe xDD device? +>_> Yet :33 who's OwO so bowd uWu but :33 says ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it not? +Bad :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> nyought, +When such i-iww deawing >w< must >w< be uWu seen in OwO thought. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 7. + +Wondon. Baynard's >_> Castwe + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How nyow, how nyow! What uWu say OwO the ;;w;; citizens? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, uWu by OwO the holy Mother >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Wowd, +The xDD citizens awe UwU mum, uWu say ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Touch'd you OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's +children? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I did; with his :33 contwact with OwO Wady :33 Wucy, +And his :33 contwact uWu by uWu deputy in xDD Fwance; +^-^ Th' :33 insatiate gweedinyess >_> of his desiwe, +And his ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the :33 city wives; +His ^w^ tywanny uWu fow ;;w;; twifwes; his >_> own bastardy, +UwU As being got, >_> youw fathew then in UwU Fwance, +And his resemblance, being ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_> Duke. +Withaw I >_> did >_> infew >_> youw uWu winyeaments, +>_> Being OwO the ^.^ wight idea >_> of >_> youw fathew, +Both in >_> youw fowm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of mind; +Waid open >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ victowies in Scotland, +Your UwU discipwinye in war, OwO wisdom in :3 peace, +Your x3 bounty, uWu viwtue, fair ^-^ humiwity; +;;w;; Indeed, weft nyothing >w< fitting uWu fow >_> youw OwO puwpose +>_< Untouch'd ^w^ ow slightly ^w^ handwed in ^w^ discouwse. +And when >_< minye owatowy >_< dwew towawd ^-^ end +I ;;w;; bid them UwU that >_> did love theiw ^-^ countwy's good +OwO Cwy 'God :33 save ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's :33 woyaw King!' +OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_> did uWu they so? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. No, OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, uWu they ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; +But, >_< wike OwO dumb statues ^w^ ow breathing ^w^ stonyes, +Staw'd OwO each uWu on xDD othew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wook'd >_> deadwy ÚwÚ pawe. +^w^ Which when I ;;w;; saw, I xDD wepwehended ;;w;; them, +And ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the >w< Mayow what meant :3 this UwU wiwfuww silence. +His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, OwO the ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot used +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu but uWu by OwO the xDD Wecowdew. +;;w;; Then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was urg'd ^-^ to tell my xDD tawe again. +x3 'Thus saith OwO the Duke, ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU Duke inferr'd'- +But nyothing xDD spoke in ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. +When ^.^ he xDD had >_< donye, >w< some followers >_> of >_< minye >_> own +^.^ At wowew ^-^ end >_> of OwO the hall xDD huww'd OwO up theiw :33 caps, +And >w< some >w< ten OwO voices :3 cwied 'God :33 save UwU King Wichawd!' +And ;;w;; thus I took OwO the :3 vantage >_> of x3 those :3 few- +'Thanks, gentwe xDD citizens ÚwÚ and :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth I +>_< 'This ^w^ genyewaw applause ÚwÚ and cheerful ^.^ shout +xDD Awgues >_> youw >_> wisdoms ÚwÚ and >_> youw love ^-^ to :3 Wichawd.' +And x3 even here :33 bwake x3 off ÚwÚ and came >_> away. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, tonguewess blocks ;;w;; wewe OwO they? Wouwd +uWu they ^.^ nyot speak? +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Mayow then ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; bwethwen ^.^ come? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. The >w< Mayow :3 is here at hand. ^.^ Intend >w< some fear; +Be ^.^ nyot you xDD spoke with uWu but uWu by :3 mighty >_< suit; +And ÚwÚ wook you >_< get :3 a prayer-book in >_> youw ;;w;; hand, +And ^.^ stand :3 between two chuwchmen, good my ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow uWu on UwU that gwound I'll ^-^ make :3 a holy ^w^ descant; +And >w< be ^.^ nyot easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU wequests. +;;w;; Pway OwO the :33 maid's UwU pawt: still ÚwÚ answew xDD nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< pwead as ;;w;; weww uWu fow them +UwU As I can uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, +:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^-^ we bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a x3 happy >_< issue. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the leads; OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow +knocks. Exit ^w^ GWOUCESTEW + +x3 Entew OwO the LORD >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens + +Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I ^-^ dance uWu attendance xDD hewe; +I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD spoke :3 withaw. + +x3 Entew >w< CATESBY + +Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says >_> youw lord ^-^ to my request? +CATESBY. ÚwÚ He doth entweat >_> youw Gwace, my x3 nyobwe lord, +ÚwÚ To >w< visit him to-morrow ^w^ ow next day. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ within, with two ^.^ wight OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, +:3 Divinyewy bent ^-^ to uWu meditation; +And in nyo :33 wowwdwy ÚwÚ suits would ^.^ he >w< be mov'd, +ÚwÚ To dwaw him ^-^ fwom his holy uWu exewcise. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Wetuwn, good ^-^ Catesby, ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwacious Duke; +>_> Teww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the >w< Mayow ÚwÚ and Awdewmen, +UwU In ^-^ deep OwO designs, in matter >_> of gweat :3 moment, +:3 Nyo less impowting than ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, +uWu Awe come ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. +CATESBY. I'll signify OwO so >w< much x3 unto him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Ah xDD ha, my lord, :3 this pwince :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> Edwawd! +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot lolling uWu on :3 a :3 wewd wuv-bed, +But uWu on his knyees at uWu meditation; +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ dawwying with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^-^ couwtezans, +But UwU meditating with two ^-^ deep x3 divinyes; +:3 Nyot >_> sweeping, ^-^ to ^.^ engwoss his :33 idwe body, +But >_< pwaying, ^-^ to UwU enwich his watchful ÚwÚ souw. +x3 Happy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ Engwand would :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous pwince +;;w;; Take uWu on his OwO Gwace OwO the sovereignty ÚwÚ theweof; +But, ;;w;; suwe, I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ win him ^-^ to it. +uWu MAYOW. x3 Mawwy, :3 God ^w^ defend his OwO Gwace shouwd uWu say OwO us :3 nyay! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww. ;;w;; Hewe >_< Catesby comes again. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY + +Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says his :33 Gwace? +CATESBY. UwU My lord, +ÚwÚ He wonders ^-^ to what ^-^ end you ^.^ have >_< assembwed +Such twoops >_> of xDD citizens ^-^ to come ^-^ to >_> him. +His OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot being ^-^ wawn'd thereof OwO befowe, +ÚwÚ He uWu feaws, my lord, you UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Sowwy I x3 am my x3 nyobwe cousin shouwd +ÚwÚ Suspect me UwU that I UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. +By UwU heaven, ^-^ we come ^-^ to him in pewfect :33 wuv; +And OwO so UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell his ^-^ Gwace. +Exit >w< CATESBY +When holy ÚwÚ and >w< devout ^-^ wewigious x3 men +uWu Awe at theiw x3 beads, 'tis >w< much ^-^ to dwaw them >_< thence, +^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 is zeawous ;;w;; contempwation. + +x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ awoft, :3 between two >_< BISHOPS. +>w< CATESBY wetuwns + +uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See xDD whewe his OwO Gwace ^-^ stands ^w^ 'tween two uWu cwewgymen! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Two xDD pwops >_> of :3 viwtue uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, +ÚwÚ To stay him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of vanity; +And, >_> see, :3 a book >_> of >w< pwayew in his ;;w;; hand, +^.^ Twue :33 ownyaments ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a holy xDD man. +xDD Famous Pwantagenyet, UwU most >_< gwacious Pwince, +;;w;; Wend favourable ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw requests, +And pawdon OwO us OwO the interruption +x3 Of >w< thy ;;w;; devotion ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> zeaw. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, there ^.^ nyeeds nyo such OwO apowogy: +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, +Who, eawnyest in OwO the service >_> of my God, +:33 Defeww'd OwO the visitation >_> of my >_< fwiends. +But, ^w^ weaving this, what :3 is >_> youw Gwace's pleasure? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Even UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which ^w^ pweaseth :3 God ^.^ abuv, +And >w< aww good x3 men >_> of :3 this unguvwn'd isle. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do :3 suspect I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< some OwO offence +:33 That uWu seems disgracious in OwO the x3 city's eye, +And UwU that you come ^-^ to OwO wepwehend my ^.^ ignyowance. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. You x3 have, my :33 wowd. Wouwd ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease +>_> youw Gwace, +uWu On ^-^ ouw entreaties, ^-^ to amend >_> youw x3 fauwt! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. Else xDD whewefowe bweathe I in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian land? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. xDD Knyow then, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that you resign +The uWu supweme uWu seat, OwO the UwU thwonye majestical, +The >w< scept'wed >w< office >_> of >_> youw ancestors, +Your OwO state >_> of >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 due >_> of birth, +The lineal >_> gwowy >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO house, +ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^-^ bwemish'd stock; +ÚwÚ Whiwes in OwO the :33 miwdnyess >_> of >_> youw sweepy ^-^ thoughts, +^w^ Which here ^-^ we waken ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's uWu good, +The x3 nyobwe >_> iswe doth UwU want xDD hew pwopew wimbs; +Her ;;w;; face :3 defac'd with ;;w;; scaws >_> of x3 infamy, +Her :33 woyaw >w< stock x3 gwaft with ^-^ ignyobwe ^.^ pwants, +And ^w^ awmost >_< shouwd'wed in OwO the swawwowing >w< guwf +x3 Of dark ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep OwO obwivion. +^w^ Which ^-^ to x3 wecuwe, ^-^ we >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ sowicit +Your >_< gwacious uWu sewf ^-^ to UwU take uWu on you OwO the chawge +And >w< kingwy government >_> of :3 this >_> youw ^w^ wand- +:3 Nyot as ;;w;; pwotectow, ^w^ stewawd, substitute, +Ow >_> wowwy uWu factow uWu fow x3 anyothew's xDD gain; +But as successively, ^-^ fwom UwU bwood ^-^ to blood, +Your ^.^ wight >_> of birth, >_> youw UwU empewy, >_> youw >w< own. +>_< Fow this, OwO consowted with OwO the >_< citizens, +Your vewy x3 wowshipfuw ÚwÚ and :33 woving fwiends, +And uWu by theiw vehement instigation, +UwU In :3 this ^.^ just cause come I ^-^ to move >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot tell ^-^ if ^-^ to xDD depawt in siwence +Ow bitterly ^-^ to speak in >_> youw wepwoof +:33 Best :33 fitteth my degree ^w^ ow >_> youw :3 condition. +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ answew, you UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ think +Tongue-tied ^-^ ambition, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wepwying, >w< yiewded +ÚwÚ To bear OwO the gowden ^.^ yoke >_> of OwO suvweignty, +^w^ Which fondwy you would here impose uWu on me; +>w< If ^-^ to x3 wepwuv you uWu fow :3 this suit >_> of xDD youws, +^w^ So xDD season'd with >_> youw xDD faithfuw love ^-^ to uWu me, +>_> Then, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, I ^w^ check'd my >_< fwiends. +:33 Thewefowe-to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the :33 fiwst, +And then, in >_< speaking, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< incuw OwO the wast- +Definyitivewy ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: +Your love ^-^ desewves my UwU thanks, uWu but my desewt +^w^ Unmewitabwe :3 shuns >_> youw UwU high request. +First, ^-^ if >w< aww ^w^ obstacwes ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ cut ^w^ away, +And UwU that my UwU path ;;w;; wewe x3 even ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, +UwU As OwO the wipe OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, +>_> Yet OwO so >w< much :3 is my poverty >_> of ^.^ spiwit, +^w^ So :3 mighty ÚwÚ and OwO so many my ^w^ defects, +:33 That I would wathew hide me ^-^ fwom my :33 gweatnyess- +>_> Being :3 a bark ^-^ to ^.^ bwook nyo :3 mighty ;;w;; sea- +>w< Than in my greatness covet ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hid, +And in OwO the ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of my >_> gwowy smothew'd. +But, :3 God >w< be OwO thank'd, there :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of :3 me- +And >w< much I :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, ;;w;; wewe there need. +The :33 woyaw twee ;;w;; hath weft OwO us :33 woyaw fwuit +>w< Which, >_> mewwow'd uWu by OwO the >_< steawing ^w^ houws >_> of UwU time, +uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the x3 seat >_> of majesty +And >_> make, nyo UwU doubt, OwO us x3 happy uWu by his OwO weign. +uWu On him I uWu way UwU that you would uWu way uWu on :3 me- +The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye >_> of his x3 happy staws, +^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend UwU that I shouwd wwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :33 awgues ;;w;; conscience in >_> youw +>w< Gwace; +But OwO the respects thereof awe nice ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twiviaw, +^-^ Aww UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; weww xDD considewed. +You uWu say UwU that >_< Edwawd :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's :33 son. +^w^ So uWu say ^-^ we UwU too, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by x3 Edwawd's ^-^ wife; +>_< Fow ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 contwact ^-^ to OwO Wady Wucy- +Your mothew ;;w;; wives :3 a witness ^-^ to his ^-^ vow- +And aftewwawd uWu by :3 substitute ^-^ betwoth'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bonya, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. +^.^ These uWu both >w< put OwO off, :3 a UwU poow uWu petitionyew, +OwO A >w< cawe-cwaz'd mothew ^-^ to :3 a many OwO sons, +OwO A ÚwÚ beauty-wanying ÚwÚ and >_> distwessed OwO widow, +>_< Even in OwO the afternoon >_> of xDD hew :33 best OwO days, +^w^ Made UwU pwize ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase >_> of his >_< wanton eye, +:33 Seduc'd OwO the :3 pitch ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of his degree +ÚwÚ To base >_< decwension ÚwÚ and woath'd x3 bigamy. +By UwU hew, in his uWu unwawfuw :33 bed, ^.^ he ^w^ got +:3 This Edwawd, xDD whom ^-^ ouw ^-^ mannyews caww OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +Mowe bitterly :33 couwd I expostulate, +ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu fow uWu wevewence ^-^ to >w< some alive, +I ^w^ give :3 a spawing UwU wimit ^-^ to my OwO tongue. +>_> Then, good my lord, UwU take ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu sewf +:3 This pwoffew'd benefit >_> of :3 dignyity; +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bless OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wand ^-^ withaw, +>_> Yet ^-^ to dwaw :3 fowth >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ ancestwy +From OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of >_> abusing xDD times +^.^ Unto :3 a lineal :3 twue-dewived >_> couwse. +uWu MAYOW. uWu Do, good my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw xDD citizens entweat you. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wefuse ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty lord, :3 this pwoffew'd wuv. +CATESBY. :33 O, ^-^ make them joyful, gwant theiw lawful suit! +OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, x3 why would you ^-^ heap :3 this cawe uWu on x3 me? +I x3 am x3 unfit uWu fow OwO state ÚwÚ and majesty. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ amiss: +I cannyot :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to you. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< If you ^w^ wefuse OwO it-as, in love ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, +Loath ^-^ to depose OwO the OwO chiwd, >_> youw >_< bwothew's :3 son; +UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw tenderness >_> of OwO heawt +And gentle, kind, effeminate ÚwÚ wemowse, +^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have nyoted in you ^-^ to >_> youw UwU kindwed +And UwU egawwy >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< aww OwO estates- +>_> Yet >w< knyow, whe'er you accept ^-^ ouw suit ^w^ ow no, +Your >_< bwothew's :3 son uWu shaww never UwU weign ^-^ ouw king; +But ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant >w< some uWu othew in OwO the UwU thwonye +ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and downfall >_> of >_> youw >_< house; +And in :3 this wesowution here ^-^ we xDD weave you. +^w^ Come, OwO citizens. uWu Zounds, I'll entweat nyo more. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw, my lord >_> of Buckingham. +>_< Exeunt :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens +CATESBY. ^-^ Caww him uWu again, ^w^ sweet Pwince, accept theiw ;;w;; suit. +>w< If you deny ;;w;; them, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand uWu wiww :33 wue it. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Wiww you enforce me ^-^ to :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of uWu cawes? +^-^ Caww them again. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 made >_> of ^w^ stonyes, +But UwU penyetwabwe ^-^ to >_> youw >w< kind entreaties, +:33 Awbeit x3 against my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ souw. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the west + +Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sage grave ^-^ men, +x3 Since you uWu wiww ^w^ buckwe >_> fowtunye uWu on my ^w^ back, +ÚwÚ To bear xDD hew >_< buwden, whe'er I uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, +I >w< must ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the load; +But ^-^ if bwack OwO scandaw ^w^ ow fouw-fac'd >_> wepwoach +x3 Attend OwO the >w< sequew >_> of >_> youw >_< imposition, +Your mere ^-^ enfowcement uWu shaww >_> acquittance me +From >w< aww OwO the impuwe >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains ÚwÚ theweof; +>_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may pawtwy >_> see, +OwO How :3 faw I x3 am ^-^ fwom OwO the desiwe >_> of ÚwÚ this. +uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw Grace! We UwU see it, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu say it. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In ^.^ saying so, you uWu shaww uWu but uWu say OwO the :33 twuth. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then I salute you with :3 this :33 woyaw >w< titwe- +Wong live UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >w< wowthy >_< King! +ALL. UwU Amen. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< To-mowwow ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be UwU cwown'd? +OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even when you please, uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 To-mowwow, then, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ attend >_> youw >w< Gwace; +And so, UwU most joyfuwwy, ^-^ we UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. +OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [To OwO the >w< BISHOPS] ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw holy +wowk again. +Faweweww, my UwU cousin; ^.^ faweweww, gentwe >_< fwiends. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, x3 DUCHESS >_> of UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MAWQUIS >_> of UwU DOWSET, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; +^w^ ANNyE, x3 DUCHESS >_> of GWOUCESTEW, leading LADY OwO MAWGAWET ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, +CWAWENCE's x3 young >_> daughtew, at another xDD doow + +UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who xDD meets OwO us hewe? UwU My niece Pwantagenyet, +uWu Wed in OwO the hand >_> of xDD hew >w< kind :33 aunt >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? +Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, she's uWu wand'wing ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, +uWu On ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's love, ^-^ to gweet OwO the >w< tendew Princes. +^.^ Daughtew, ;;w;; weww :33 met. +x3 ANNyE. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw Gwaces uWu both +OwO A x3 happy ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< joyfuw UwU time >_> of xDD day! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; sistew! Whither +>_> away? +x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo farther than OwO the Towew; :3 and, as I uWu guess, +:3 Upon OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; devotion as yourselves, +ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate OwO the gentwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ thewe. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU Kind ;;w;; sistew, :3 thanks; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ entew +>w< aww >w< togethew. + +x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY + +And in good UwU time, here OwO the wieutenyant comes. +^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, pray you, uWu by >_> youw leave, +OwO How doth OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 son >_> of York? +BWAKENBUWY. Wight well, dear ÚwÚ madam. By >_> youw >_> patience, +I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to >w< visit ^.^ them. +The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU stwictwy OwO chawg'd OwO the contrary. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The >_< King! >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? +BWAKENBUWY. I UwU mean OwO the Wowd Protector. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The Wowd :3 pwotect him ^-^ fwom UwU that >w< kingwy +^w^ titwe! +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he xDD set ÚwÚ bounds :3 between theiw love ÚwÚ and x3 me? +I x3 am theiw mother; ^-^ who uWu shaww bar me ^-^ fwom >w< them? +UwU DUCHESS. I x3 am theiw >_< fathew's mother; I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ them. +x3 ANNyE. Their :33 aunt I x3 am in waw, in love theiw mother. +;;w;; Then bwing me ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; sights; I'll bear >w< thy blame, +And UwU take >w< thy >w< office ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu on my ^-^ pewiw. +BWAKENBUWY. No, UwU madam, nyo. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it >w< so; +I x3 am bound uWu by ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. Exit + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY + +^-^ STANWEY. >_> Wet me uWu but ^.^ meet you, uWu wadies, ^-^ onye hour hence, +And I'll salute >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of uWu Yowk as mothew +And OwO wevewend xDD wookew-on >_> of two fair OwO queens. +uWu [To x3 ANNyE] ^w^ Come, UwU madam, you >w< must straight ^-^ to +Westminstew, +Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned UwU Wichawd's :33 woyaw >w< queen. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ cut my OwO wace >_> asundew +:33 That my pent OwO heawt ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< some >_> scope ^-^ to beat, +Ow ewse I :33 swoon with :3 this dead-kiwwing >w< nyews! +x3 ANNyE. Despiteful xDD tidings! :3 O unpweasing >w< nyews! +DORSET. Be >_> of good cheer; mothew, how fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O Dowset, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, >_< get ÚwÚ thee +uWu gonye! +^.^ Death ÚwÚ and destwuction ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy heels; +x3 Thy >_> mothew's name :3 is ominyous ^-^ to children. +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt outstrip >_< death, >w< go cross OwO the seas, +And live with Wichmond, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ÚwÚ heww. +Go, UwU hie ^.^ thee, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; swaughtew-house, +Lest :3 thou OwO incwease OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the OwO dead, +And ^-^ make me die OwO the >w< thwaww >_> of ;;w;; Mawgawet's curse, +Nyow mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's uWu counted >w< queen. +^-^ STANWEY. >w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise cawe :3 is :3 this >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ madam. +;;w;; Take >w< aww OwO the swift ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the :3 houws; +You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to my :3 son +UwU In >_> youw :3 behawf, ^-^ to ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the way. +Be ^.^ nyot ta'en tawdy uWu by unwise delay. +UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO iww-dispewsing ^.^ wind >_> of xDD misewy! +:3 O my accursed uWu womb, OwO the bed >_> of >_< death! +OwO A ^w^ cockatwice x3 hast :3 thou xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, +uWu Whose ^w^ unyavoided eye :3 is ^-^ muwdewous. +^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, x3 come; I in >w< aww haste ÚwÚ was ^-^ sent. +x3 ANNyE. And I with >w< aww >_< unwiwwingnyess uWu wiww ^.^ go. +:33 O, would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that OwO the :3 incwusive >_> vewge +x3 Of gowden >w< metaw UwU that >w< must x3 wound my uWu bwow +Were red-hot steel, ^-^ to >w< seaw me ^-^ to OwO the brains! +Anyointed let me >w< be with >_> deadwy xDD venyom, +And die ewe x3 men can uWu say 'God :33 save OwO the UwU Queen!' +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU poow soul; I >_< envy ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 gwowy. +ÚwÚ To :33 feed my humouw, ^w^ wish thyself nyo hawm. +x3 ANNyE. No, uWu why? When ^.^ he UwU that :3 is my xDD husband :3 nyow +Came ^-^ to uWu me, as I follow'd Henry's >_> cowse; +When scarce OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 wash'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ hands +^w^ Which issued ^-^ fwom my uWu othew :3 angew xDD husband, +And UwU that dear uWu saint ;;w;; which then I weeping fowwow'd- +:33 O, xDD when, I ÚwÚ say, I ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; face, +:3 This ÚwÚ was my wish: uWu 'Be x3 thou' OwO quoth I 'accuws'd +>_< Fow :33 making uWu me, OwO so young, OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >w< widow; +And when :3 thou ^.^ wed'st, let UwU sowwow ^.^ haunt >w< thy ^-^ bed; +And >w< be >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be OwO so >_< mad, +Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the life >_> of ÚwÚ thee +>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast :3 made me uWu by my dear ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ death.' +:33 Wo, ewe I can :33 wepeat :3 this ^w^ cuwse uWu again, +xDD Within OwO so small :3 a UwU time, my :3 woman's OwO heawt +xDD Gwosswy ^-^ gwew :33 captive ^-^ to his honey uWu wowds +And ^w^ pwov'd OwO the :33 subject >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_< souw's curse, +^w^ Which hithewto ;;w;; hath held my eyes ^-^ fwom west; +>_< Fow never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye hour in his bed +OwO Did I enjoy OwO the gowden OwO dew >_> of >w< sweep, +But with his >_> timowous >_> dweams ÚwÚ was still ;;w;; awak'd. +UwU Besides, ^.^ he OwO hates me uWu fow my fathew xDD Wawwick; +And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, :33 showtwy >w< be x3 wid >_> of >_> me. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO Poow xDD heawt, ;;w;; adieu! I ^-^ pity >w< thy uWu compwainying. +x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than with my ^w^ souw I mourn uWu fow ^w^ youws. +DORSET. Faweweww, :3 thou :3 woefuw wewcomew >_> of xDD gwowy! +x3 ANNyE. Adieu, UwU poow >_> souw, UwU that ^-^ tak'st >w< thy xDD weave >_> of ^.^ it! +UwU DUCHESS. uWu [To DOWSET] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Wichmond, ÚwÚ and good +>_> fowtunye ^w^ guide thee! +uWu [To x3 ANNyE] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and good xDD angews tend +thee! uWu [To ÚwÚ QUEEN :3 EWIZABETH] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to >_> sanctuawy, ÚwÚ and good +>_> thoughts ^.^ possess thee! +I ^-^ to my :33 gwave, xDD whewe xDD peace ÚwÚ and west lie with UwU me! +ÚwÚ Eighty uWu odd years >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, +And OwO each hour's ^.^ joy wreck'd with :3 a >_> week >_> of UwU teen. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook xDD back with me x3 unto OwO the +:33 Towew. +:3 Pity, you ÚwÚ ancient ^w^ stonyes, x3 those >w< tendew >w< babes +x3 Whom >_< envy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; immuw'd within >_> youw wawws, +^-^ Wough cradle uWu fow such wittwe pwetty ones. +Rude ^.^ wagged ^w^ nyuwse, ^.^ owd sullen pwayfewwow +>_< Fow >w< tendew princes, ;;w;; use my ;;w;; babies :33 weww. +^w^ So foowish ;;w;; sowwows >_< bids >_> youw >w< stonyes faweweww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, in uWu pomp, as :3 KING; :3 BUCKINGHAM, :3 CATESBY, +^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, :3 a ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +KING :33 WICHAWD. Stand >w< aww apart. Cousin >_> of Buckingham! +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious ^-^ suvweign? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. +[Hewe ^.^ he UwU ascendeth OwO the thwonye. OwO Sound] +ÚwÚ Thus high, uWu by >w< thy >_> advice +And >w< thy ÚwÚ assistance, :3 is UwU King Richard ÚwÚ seated. +But uWu shaww ^-^ we wear ^.^ these glories uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ day; +Ow uWu shaww uWu they ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wejoice in >w< them? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Stiww live uWu they, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew let them :33 wast! +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD pway OwO the touch, +ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be cuwwent gold :3 indeed. +Young >_< Edwawd >_< wives-think :3 nyow what I would speak. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Say OwO on, my :33 woving :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, I uWu say I would >w< be King. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so you awe, my thrice-renowned :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Ha! x3 am I ^.^ King? ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu but >_< Edwawd >w< wives. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O :33 bittew x3 consequence: +:33 That >_< Edwawd still shouwd ^.^ wive-twue x3 nyobwe Prince! +uWu Cousin, :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so dull. +:33 Shaww I >w< be >w< pwain? I ^w^ wish OwO the bastawds UwU dead. +And I would ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 suddenwy pewfowm'd. +What xDD say'st :3 thou ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, >w< be brief. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Tut, >_> tut, :3 thou art >w< aww ice; >w< thy >_> kindnyess >w< fweezes. +Say, ^.^ have I >w< thy consent UwU that uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ die? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Give me >w< some wittwe breath, >w< some >_> pause, +dear :3 Wowd, +Before I positively speak in ÚwÚ this. +I uWu wiww :3 wesowve you hewein >_> pwesentwy. Exit +CATESBY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ anyothew] The UwU King :3 is angry; >_> see, ^.^ he +gnaws his lip. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ;;w;; convewse with :3 iwon-witted fools +UwU [Descends ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] +And unwespective boys; UwU nyonye awe uWu fow me +:33 That ÚwÚ wook OwO into me with x3 considewate OwO eyes. +High-weaching Buckingham grows circumspect. +:33 Boy! +UwU PAGE. UwU My UwU wowd? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ any xDD whom corrupting +gold +uWu Wiww >_> tempt x3 unto :3 a :33 cwose expwoit >_> of UwU death? +UwU PAGE. I xDD knyow :3 a :33 discontented ^-^ gentweman +uWu Whose humbwe :3 means ^-^ match ^.^ nyot his :33 haughty spirit. +UwU Gowd ;;w;; wewe as good as twenty orators, +And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, >_> tempt him ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. +KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is his name? +UwU PAGE. His uWu nyame, my lord, :3 is Tyrrel. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. Go, caww him hithew, +ÚwÚ boy. Exit :3 PAGE +The deep-revolving ^w^ witty Buckingham +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to my OwO counsews. +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he OwO so wong held >_< out with uWu me, untir'd, +And stops ^.^ he :3 nyow uWu fow breath? Weww, >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY + +OwO How nyow, Wowd ÚwÚ Stanwey! What's OwO the x3 nyews? +^-^ STANWEY. Knyow, my :33 woving lord, +The UwU Mawquis Dowset, as I OwO heaw, :3 is xDD fwed +ÚwÚ To Wichmond, in OwO the pawts xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 abides. [Stands ^w^ apawt] +KING :33 WICHAWD. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. OwO Wumouw ^.^ it ÚwÚ abwoad +:33 That UwU Annye, my xDD wife, :3 is vewy grievous uWu sick; +I uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow xDD hew UwU keeping UwU cwose. +^.^ Inquiwe me >_< out >w< some UwU mean UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, +x3 Whom I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy straight ^-^ to Clarence' :3 daughtew- +The :3 boy :3 is UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> him. +Wook how :3 thou dweam'st! I uWu say uWu again, ^w^ give >_< out +:33 That UwU Annye, my queen, :3 is uWu sick ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ die. +About xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands me >w< much x3 upon +ÚwÚ To xDD stop >w< aww OwO hopes uWu whose xDD gwowth ^-^ may >w< damage >_> me. +Exit >w< CATESBY +I >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, +Ow ewse my :3 kingdom ^-^ stands uWu on ÚwÚ bwittwe gwass. +Murder xDD hew bwothews, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mawwy her! +Uncertain uWu way >_> of ;;w;; gain! But I x3 am in +^w^ So :3 faw in UwU bwood UwU that xDD sin uWu wiww xDD pwuck uWu on UwU sin. +;;w;; Teaw-fawwing ^-^ pity dwells ^.^ nyot in :3 this >w< eye. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ PAGE, with TYWWEW + +^-^ Is >w< thy name Tywwew? +UwU TYWWEW. xDD James Tywwew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient ^w^ subject. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Awt thou, ^.^ indeed? +UwU TYWWEW. uWu Pwuv uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Dar'st'thou :3 wesowve ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye? +UwU TYWWEW. UwU Pwease OwO you; +But I xDD had wathew :33 kiww two enyemies. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou x3 hast it. >w< Two ^-^ deep ;;w;; enyemies, +ÚwÚ Foes ^-^ to my rest, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet sweep's ^.^ distuwbews, +uWu Awe uWu they UwU that I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ deaw upon. +TYWWEW, I UwU mean x3 those bastawds in OwO the :33 Towew. +UwU TYWWEW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have open :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ;;w;; them, +And >_> soon I'll x3 wid you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ them. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou ;;w;; sing'st ^w^ sweet UwU music. Hawk, come +hithew, Tyrrel. +Go, uWu by :3 this token. ^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ and lend UwU thinye OwO eaw. [Whispers] +Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :3 so: uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, +And I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :33 pwefew ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. +UwU TYWWEW. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have consider'd in my :33 mind +The ^.^ wate xDD wequest UwU that you >_> did :33 sound me in. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let UwU that ^-^ west. Dorset :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to +>w< Wichmond. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I hear OwO the UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw :3 wife's ^-^ son: well, ÚwÚ wook +x3 unto it. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I OwO cwaim OwO the ^-^ gift, my :3 due uWu by ;;w;; pwomise, +>_< Fow ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 faith :3 is ^.^ pawn'd: +^-^ Th' xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and OwO the movabwes +^w^ Which you ^.^ have promised I uWu shaww :3 possess. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ she convey +Wettews ^-^ to Wichmond, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. What :33 says >_> youw Highness ^-^ to my ^.^ just request? +KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^-^ do wemembew :3 me: ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth +OwO Did pwophesy UwU that x3 Wichmond shouwd >w< be ;;w;; King, +When x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe peevish ÚwÚ boy. +OwO A ;;w;; king!-pewhaps- +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How uWu chance OwO the prophet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot at UwU that +UwU time +>_< Have told uWu me, I being >_> by, UwU that I shouwd :33 kiww OwO him? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw pwomise uWu fow OwO the earldom- +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Wichmond! When last I ÚwÚ was at ^.^ Exetew, +The >_< mayow in couwtesy show'd me OwO the castle +And xDD caww'd ^.^ it Wugemount, at ;;w;; which name I stawted, +xDD Because :3 a uWu bawd >_> of >_< Iwewand told me UwU once +I shouwd ^.^ nyot live wong aftew I ^-^ saw >w< Wichmond. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. I x3 am ;;w;; thus bowd ^-^ to >w< put >_> youw OwO Gwace in :33 mind +x3 Of what you OwO pwomis'd >_> me. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, uWu but ^.^ o'cwock? +>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of uWu ten. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let ^.^ it ^w^ stwike. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why let ^.^ it ^-^ stwike? +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Because UwU that >_< wike :3 a x3 Jack :3 thou :33 keep'st OwO the +OwO stwoke +ÚwÚ Betwixt >w< thy >_< begging ÚwÚ and my meditation. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the giving :3 vein to-day. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou troublest me; I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the vein. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Buckingham +>w< BUCKINGHAM. And :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ thus? Repays ^.^ he my ^-^ deep service +x3 With such ;;w;; contempt? ^w^ Made I him UwU King uWu fow uWu this? +:33 O, let me ÚwÚ think uWu on Hastings, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye +ÚwÚ To Brecknock >_< whiwe my xDD feawfuw head :3 is :33 on! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +Wondon. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew TYWWEW + +UwU TYWWEW. The tyrannous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^.^ act :3 is >_< donye, +The UwU most OwO awch deed >_> of >w< piteous massacwe +:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was OwO guiwty >_> of. +>w< Dighton ÚwÚ and OwO Fowwest, ^-^ who I >_> did OwO subown +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this piece >_> of ruthless ^w^ butchewy, +:33 Awbeit uWu they ;;w;; wewe flesh'd viwwains, bwoody UwU dogs, +xDD Mewted with tenderness ÚwÚ and mild ^.^ compassion, +^.^ Wept >_< wike two chiwdwen in theiw deaths' >_> sad >_< stowy. +'O, thus' OwO quoth >w< Dighton 'lay OwO the gentwe ^.^ babes'- +^.^ 'Thus, ^.^ thus,' OwO quoth Fowwest >_< 'giwdwing ^-^ onye another +xDD Within theiw >w< awabastew innyocent arms. +Their lips ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; fouw wed >w< woses uWu on :3 a stalk, +And in theiw uWu summew x3 beauty kiss'd OwO each other. +OwO A book >_> of ;;w;; pwayews uWu on theiw piwwow OwO way; +^w^ Which once,' OwO quoth Fowwest uWu 'awmost >_< chang'd my mind; +But, :33 O, OwO the >_> deviw'-thewe OwO the villain ;;w;; stopp'd; +When >w< Dighton ;;w;; thus told UwU on: x3 'We smothewed +The UwU most wepwenyished ^w^ sweet wowk >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> pwime ^-^ cweation e'ew ^.^ she ;;w;; fwamed.' +>_< Hence uWu both awe gonye with ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and >w< wemowse +^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< speak; ÚwÚ and OwO so I weft them ^.^ both, +ÚwÚ To bear :3 this >_< tidings ^-^ to OwO the bwoody King. + +x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD + +And here ^.^ he comes. ^-^ Aww ^.^ heawth, my x3 suvweign wowd! +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Kind Tywwew, x3 am I x3 happy in >w< thy x3 nyews? +UwU TYWWEW. >w< If ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the xDD thing you >_> gave in chawge +^w^ Beget >_> youw xDD happinyess, >w< be x3 happy then, +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< donye. +KING :33 WICHAWD. But didst :3 thou UwU see them ;;w;; dead? +UwU TYWWEW. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And buwied, gentwe Tywwew? +UwU TYWWEW. The ^w^ chapwain >_> of OwO the >w< Towew ;;w;; hath buwied them; +But where, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Come ^-^ to uWu me, Tywwew, >_> soon at aftew suppew, +When :3 thou ^-^ shawt tell OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of theiw :33 death. +^w^ Meantime, uWu but ÚwÚ think how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee good +And >w< be inheritor >_> of >w< thy desire. +Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +UwU TYWWEW. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit +KING :33 WICHAWD. The :3 son >_> of uWu Cwawence ^.^ have I pent OwO up ^-^ cwose; +His daughter meanly ^.^ have I ^w^ match'd in marriage; +The >_< sons >_> of >_< Edwawd ;;w;; sweep in ^w^ Abwaham's ^.^ bosom, +And >_> Annye my UwU wife ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid :3 this x3 wowwd good ^-^ nyight. +Nyow, uWu fow I xDD knyow OwO the Britaine x3 Wichmond :3 aims +^.^ At x3 young Ewizabeth, my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, +And uWu by UwU that knot looks >w< pwoudwy uWu on OwO the UwU cwown, +ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< go OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; jowwy ^w^ thwiving wooew. + +x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF + +WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! +KING :33 WICHAWD. Good ^w^ ow OwO bad UwU nyews, UwU that :3 thou ;;w;; com'st in OwO so +:3 bwuntwy? +WATCWIFF. Bad UwU nyews, my uWu wowd: :3 Mowton :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Richmond; +And ^w^ Buckingham, ;;w;; back'd with OwO the hawdy ;;w;; Wewshmen, +^-^ Is in OwO the field, ÚwÚ and still his power increaseth. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Ewy with x3 Wichmond twoubwes me ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw +>w< Than Buckingham ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wash-wevied strength. +^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd UwU that xDD feawfuw OwO commenting +^-^ Is :33 weaden sewvitow ^-^ to :33 duww >_< deway; +x3 Deway weads uWu impotent ÚwÚ and snyaiw-pac'd beggawy. +;;w;; Then :33 fiewy ^-^ expedition >w< be my ;;w;; wing, +ÚwÚ Juv's >w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD hewawd uWu fow :3 a king! +Go, uWu mustew ^-^ men. UwU My counsew :3 is my UwU shiewd. +We >w< must >w< be bwief when ^-^ twaitows bwave OwO the fiewd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +Wondon. Before OwO the :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET + +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So :3 nyow ^w^ pwospewity begins ^-^ to mewwow +And >_> dwop OwO into OwO the rotten OwO mouth >_> of :33 death. +;;w;; Hewe in ^.^ these confinyes slily ^.^ have I lurk'd +ÚwÚ To watch OwO the OwO wanying >_> of >_< minye enyemies. +OwO A x3 diwe xDD induction x3 am I witness ^.^ to, +And uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU Fwance, OwO hoping OwO the consequence +uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv as OwO bittew, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twagicaw. +ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, wwetched ^.^ Mawgawet. OwO Who comes hewe? +[Wetiwes] + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK + +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, my UwU poow ^-^ pwinces! ÚwÚ ah, my >w< tendew +>_< babes! +UwU My UwU unbwown flowers, ^-^ nyew-appeawing sweets! +>w< If ÚwÚ yet >_> youw gentwe souws UwU fwy in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +And >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd in :33 doom :3 pewpetuaw, +Hover about me with >_> youw >_> aiwy x3 wings +And hear >_> youw >_> mothew's >_< wamentation. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hover about UwU hew; uWu say UwU that ^.^ wight uWu fow ^.^ wight +;;w;; Hath dimm'd >_> youw ÚwÚ infant ^w^ mown ^-^ to ;;w;; aged ^-^ nyight. +UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ So many xDD misewies ^.^ have craz'd my >w< voice +:33 That my woe-weawied :33 tongue :3 is still ÚwÚ and mute. +>_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, x3 why art :3 thou ;;w;; dead? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Plantagenet doth ;;w;; quit Pwantagenyet, +>_< Edwawd uWu fow >_< Edwawd OwO pays :3 a ^.^ dying UwU debt. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Wiwt thou, :3 O God, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom such gentwe +lambs +And thwow them in OwO the entrails >_> of OwO the wowf? +When didst :3 thou ;;w;; sweep when such :3 a deed ÚwÚ was ;;w;; donye? +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. When holy Hawwy :33 died, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet +:33 son. +UwU DUCHESS. Dead xDD wife, uWu bwind ^-^ sight, UwU poow x3 mowtaw :3 wiving ^.^ ghost, +OwO Woe's scene, world's shame, UwU gwave's :3 due uWu by life xDD usuwp'd, +ÚwÚ Bwief UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >w< tedious OwO days, +ÚwÚ West >w< thy UwU unwest uWu on England's lawful :3 eawth, x3 [Sitting >w< down] +;;w;; Unwawfuwwy :3 made dwunk with innyocent bwood. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 thou wouldst as >_> soon :33 affowd :3 a +grave +UwU As :3 thou ^w^ canst ÚwÚ yiewd :3 a >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ seat! +;;w;; Then would I hide my OwO bonyes, ^.^ nyot west them here. +xDD Ah, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ any cause ^-^ to mourn uWu but >_> we? +x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down uWu by :3 hew] +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> [Coming forward] >w< If ÚwÚ ancient UwU sowwow >w< be +UwU most >_> wevewend, +>w< Give >_< minye OwO the benefit >_> of senyiowy, +And let my gwiefs :3 fwown uWu on OwO the uppew hand. +>w< If UwU sowwow can UwU admit >_> society, x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down with them] +>_> Teww o'ew >_> youw ^.^ woes UwU again uWu by UwU viewing x3 minye. +I xDD had OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; +I xDD had :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd UwU him: +Thou xDD hadst OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; +Thou xDD hadst :3 a ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd >_> him. +UwU DUCHESS. I xDD had :3 a Richard UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thou didst :33 kiww him; +I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ Wutwand UwU too, :3 thou :33 howp'st ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou xDD hadst :3 a uWu Cwawence UwU too, ÚwÚ and Richard +xDD kiww'd >_> him. +From :3 fowth OwO the ;;w;; kennyew >_> of >w< thy >_> womb ;;w;; hath crept +OwO A ^w^ heww-hound UwU that doth uWu hunt OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to :33 death. +:33 That dog, UwU that xDD had his UwU teeth before his eyes +ÚwÚ To >_> wowwy lambs ÚwÚ and OwO wap theiw gentwe blood, +:33 That ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; defacew >_> of God's handiwork, +:33 That excellent gwand >_> tywant >_> of OwO the :3 eawth +:33 That reigns in >_< gawwed eyes >_> of weeping souls, +x3 Thy >_> womb let loose ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. +:3 O x3 upwight, UwU just, ÚwÚ and uWu twue-disposing God, +OwO How ^-^ do I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this carnal >_> cuw +Preys uWu on OwO the xDD issue >_> of his >_> mothew's ÚwÚ body +And makes xDD hew x3 pew-fewwow with >_> othews' ^w^ moan! +UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO Hawwy's xDD wife, ;;w;; twiumph ^.^ nyot in my woes! +:3 God witness with uWu me, I ^.^ have >_> wept uWu fow >w< thinye. +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Beaw with me; I x3 am x3 hungwy uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, +And :3 nyow I cloy me with OwO behowding it. +x3 Thy >_< Edwawd ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, UwU that xDD kiww'd my ^-^ Edwawd; +The uWu othew >_< Edwawd OwO dead, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit my ^-^ Edwawd; +Young uWu Yowk ^.^ he :3 is uWu but xDD boot, ^.^ because uWu both uWu they +Match'd ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU high :3 pewfection >_> of my loss. +x3 Thy uWu Cwawence ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd my ^-^ Edwawd; +And OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of :3 this >_> fwantic play, +^-^ Th' :33 aduwtewate Hastings, Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey, +Untimewy ;;w;; smothew'd in theiw dusky x3 gwaves. +Richard ÚwÚ yet x3 wives, x3 heww's bwack >w< intewwigencew; +>_> Onwy ^-^ wesewv'd theiw uWu factow ^-^ to ^-^ buy souws +And ^-^ send them thithew. But at ;;w;; hand, at ;;w;; hand, +Ensues his >w< piteous ÚwÚ and x3 unpitied OwO end. +xDD Eawth ^-^ gapes, heww buwns, >_< fiends >_< woaw, >_< saints pray, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 suddenwy uWu convey'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +>_< Cancew his bond >_> of xDD wife, dear God, I pray, +:33 That I ^-^ may live ÚwÚ and uWu say xDD 'The ^.^ dog :3 is >w< dead.' +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, :3 thou didst pwophesy OwO the UwU time would +come +:33 That I shouwd ^w^ wish uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^w^ cuwse +:33 That bottwed OwO spidew, UwU that ;;w;; fouw OwO bunch-back'd OwO toad! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I UwU Caww'd ÚwÚ thee then vain flourish >_> of my +fowtunye; +I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee then UwU poow uWu shadow, ^w^ painted queen, +The presentation >_> of uWu but what I OwO was, +The :3 fwattewing UwU index >_> of :3 a >_< diwefuw pageant, +>_< Onye ^-^ heav'd >_> a-high ^-^ to >w< be xDD huww'd ;;w;; down UwU bewow, +OwO A mothew only ÚwÚ mock'd with two fair UwU babes, +OwO A ^-^ dweam >_> of what :3 thou ^w^ wast, :3 a uWu gawish flag +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the ^-^ aim >_> of every dangewous shot, +OwO A >w< sign >_> of dignity, :3 a breath, :3 a ;;w;; bubbwe, +OwO A queen in >w< jest, only ^-^ to fiww OwO the >_> scenye. +:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy xDD husband ^w^ nyow? :3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy >_> bwothews? +:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy two UwU sons? OwO Whewein OwO dost :3 thou uWu joy? +OwO Who sues, ÚwÚ and >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God :33 save OwO the xDD Queen'? +:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the bending x3 peews UwU that flattered OwO thee? +:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the thronging twoops UwU that ^-^ fowwowed OwO thee? +Decline OwO an this, ÚwÚ and UwU see what :3 nyow :3 thou art: +>_< Fow x3 happy xDD wife, :3 a UwU most >_> distwessed >w< widow; +>_< Fow >_< joyfuw mothew, ^-^ onye UwU that >_> waiws OwO the ;;w;; nyame; +>_< Fow ^-^ onye being xDD su'd ^.^ to, ^-^ onye UwU that humbly >w< sues; +>_< Fow uWu Queen, :3 a vewy caitiff xDD cwown'd with care; +>_< Fow ^.^ she UwU that scorn'd at uWu me, :3 nyow scorn'd >_> of me; +>_< Fow ^.^ she being >_< feaw'd >_> of aww, :3 nyow feawing UwU onye; +>_< Fow ^.^ she ^-^ commanding aww, ;;w;; obey'd >_> of none. +ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU whiww'd about +And weft ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a vewy uWu pwey ^-^ to UwU time, +Having nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^w^ thought >_> of what :3 thou >_< wast +ÚwÚ To >_> towtuwe ÚwÚ thee OwO the :3 mowe, being what :3 thou awt. +Thou didst usurp my place, ÚwÚ and OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot +Usuwp OwO the ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion >_> of my sorrow? +Nyow >w< thy >_> pwoud neck uWu beaws half my ;;w;; buwden'd yoke, +From ;;w;; which x3 even here I :33 swip my x3 weawy head +And xDD weave OwO the >_> buwden >_> of ^.^ it >w< aww uWu on thee. +Faweweww, xDD Yowk's xDD wife, ÚwÚ and queen >_> of >_> sad :33 mischance; +^.^ These Engwish ^.^ woes uWu shaww ^-^ make me >_> smiwe in OwO Fwance. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in ^.^ cuwses, stay :3 awhiwe +And teach me how ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_< minye enemies! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO the OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and fast OwO the +^.^ days; +>_< Compawe UwU dead >w< happinyess with :3 wiving >_> woe; +:33 Think UwU that >w< thy >w< babes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sweetew than uWu they OwO wewe, +And ^.^ he UwU that slew them UwU fouwew than ^.^ he is. +^.^ Bett'wing >w< thy woss makes OwO the bad-causew xDD wowse; +x3 Wevowving :3 this uWu wiww teach ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to curse. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My uWu wowds awe duww; :33 O, quicken them +with x3 thinye! +ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Thy ^.^ woes uWu wiww ^-^ make them shawp ÚwÚ and +>w< piewce >_< wike x3 minye. Exit +UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why shouwd calamity >w< be ^-^ fun >_> of wowds? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Windy xDD attownyeys ^-^ to theiw ^-^ cwient ÚwÚ woes, +ÚwÚ Aiwy uWu succeedews >_> of uWu intestate ;;w;; joys, +OwO Poow breathing orators >_> of misewies, +>_> Wet them ^.^ have ^w^ scope; >w< though what uWu they uWu wiww impawt +Hewp nyothing ewse, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they UwU case OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU DUCHESS. >w< If so, then >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; tongue-tied. uWu Go with uWu me, +And in OwO the >_> bweath >_> of :33 bittew uWu wowds wet's smothew +UwU My damned :3 son UwU that >w< thy two ^w^ sweet >_< sons smothew'd. +The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ copious in ^.^ excwaims. + +x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, marching with +;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets + +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Who UwU intewcepts me in my OwO expedition? +UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that UwU might ^.^ have xDD intewcepted ^.^ thee, +By >_< stwangwing ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew accursed uWu womb, +From >w< aww OwO the slaughters, >_< wwetch, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Hidest :3 thou UwU that fowehead with :3 a gowden +:3 cwown +UwU Whewe't shouwd >w< be xDD bwanded, ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; wewe >_< wight, +The slaughter >_> of OwO the Prince UwU that uWu ow'd UwU that UwU cwown, +And OwO the x3 diwe death >_> of my UwU poow >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> bwothews? +>_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou villain slave, xDD whewe awe my children? +UwU DUCHESS. Thou x3 toad, :3 thou x3 toad, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew +>w< Cwawence? +And wittwe OwO Nyed Pwantagenyet, his xDD son? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gentwe Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, +^w^ Gwey? +UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< kind Hastings? +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A flourish, trumpets! Stwike ^w^ awawum, OwO dwums! +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu heavens hear ^.^ these uWu teww-tawe >w< women +^.^ Waiw uWu on OwO the :33 Wowd's anointed. Strike, I :33 say! +[Flourish. Alarums] +x3 Eithew >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ and entweat me :33 faiw, +Ow with OwO the >_< cwamowous wepowt >_> of OwO waw +ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I drown >_> youw uWu excwamations. +UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou my xDD son? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, I :3 thank God, my fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ patientwy hear my >_< impatience. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ condition +:33 That cannyot ^.^ bwook OwO the accent >_> of wepwoof. +UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, let me x3 speak! +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Do, then; uWu but I'll ^.^ nyot heaw. +UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww >w< be mild ÚwÚ and gentwe in my wowds. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And brief, good mother; uWu fow I x3 am in UwU haste. +UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou OwO so xDD hasty? I ^.^ have :33 stay'd uWu fow ^.^ thee, +:3 God knows, in >_> towment ÚwÚ and in agony. +KING :33 WICHAWD. And came I ^.^ nyot at last ^-^ to comfort you? +UwU DUCHESS. No, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ it ;;w;; weww +Thou xDD cam'st uWu on :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth my ÚwÚ heww. +OwO A grievous >_> buwden ÚwÚ was >w< thy biwth ^-^ to me; +;;w;; Tetchy ÚwÚ and wayward ÚwÚ was >w< thy OwO infancy; +x3 Thy ^-^ schoow-days frightful, :3 desp'wate, wild, ÚwÚ and >_> fuwious; +x3 Thy >_> pwime >_> of :3 manhood xDD dawing, bold, ÚwÚ and venturous; +x3 Thy :3 age uWu confiwm'd, proud, subtle, UwU swy, ÚwÚ and bwoody, +Mowe >_< miwd, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe >w< hawmfuw-kind in hatwed. +What comfortable hour ^w^ canst :3 thou name +:33 That >w< evew gwac'd me with >w< thy xDD company? +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu but :33 Humphwey OwO Houw, UwU that xDD caww'd +>_> youw OwO Gwace +ÚwÚ To ^-^ bweakfast UwU once :3 fowth >_> of my :33 company. +>w< If I >w< be OwO so disgracious in >_> youw eye, +>_> Wet me mawch uWu on ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot offend you, ÚwÚ madam. +Stwike OwO up OwO the drum. +UwU DUCHESS. I ÚwÚ pwithee hear me speak. +KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak xDD too uWu bittewwy. +UwU DUCHESS. >w< Heaw me :3 a ^w^ wowd; +>_< Fow I uWu shaww never speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee again. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> So. +UwU DUCHESS. x3 Eithew :3 thou xDD wiwt die uWu by God's ^.^ just owdinyance +Ewe ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO waw :3 thou xDD tuwn :3 a uWu conquewow; +Ow I with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and extreme :3 age uWu shaww pewish +And never ^-^ mowe >w< behowd >w< thy ;;w;; face again. +OwO Thewefowe UwU take with ÚwÚ thee my UwU most grievous curse, +^w^ Which in OwO the :3 day >_> of ^-^ battwe tire ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe +>w< Than >w< aww OwO the complete xDD awmouw UwU that :3 thou wear'st! +UwU My ;;w;; pwayews uWu on OwO the advewse party ÚwÚ fight; +And there OwO the wittwe souws >_> of x3 Edwawd's chiwdwen +UwU Whispew OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of UwU thinye >_> enyemies +And pwomise them >_< success ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. +Bwoody :3 thou :33 awt; bwoody uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO end. +Shame sewves >w< thy life ÚwÚ and doth >w< thy death >_> attend. Exit +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Though :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ yet >w< much less +spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse +xDD Abides in me; I uWu say ^-^ amen ^-^ to :3 hew. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Stay, UwU madam, I >w< must talk :3 a >_> wowd with you. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ have nyo uWu moe >_< sons >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood +>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 swaughtew. >_< Fow my daughtews, ÚwÚ Wichawd, +^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be uWu pwaying nuns, ^.^ nyot weeping xDD queens; +And OwO thewefowe ^w^ wevew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 hit theiw >w< wives. +KING :33 WICHAWD. You ^.^ have :3 a daughter xDD caww'd Ewizabeth. +:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwacious. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And >w< must ^.^ she die uWu fow uWu this? :33 O, let xDD hew +live, +And I'll corrupt xDD hew xDD mannyews, :33 stain xDD hew :3 beauty, +xDD Swandew ^-^ mysewf as false ^-^ to x3 Edwawd's :33 bed, +Thwow xDD uvw xDD hew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of infamy; +^w^ So ^.^ she ^-^ may live xDD unscaww'd >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ swaughtew, +I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 Edwawd's daughter. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Wrong ^.^ nyot xDD hew birth; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a :33 woyaw +>_> Pwincess. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To :33 save xDD hew life I'll uWu say ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Her life :3 is >w< safest only in xDD hew uWu biwth. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And only in UwU that >_> safety ;;w;; died xDD hew +OwO bwothews. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Wo, at theiw biwth good x3 staws ;;w;; wewe opposite. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; wives i-iww fwiends ;;w;; wewe +contrary. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Aww ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the :33 doom >_> of destiny. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Twue, when :3 avoided OwO gwace makes destiny. +UwU My >w< babes ;;w;; wewe xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew >_< death, +>w< If OwO gwace xDD had >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ^-^ faiwew wife. +KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak as ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had OwO swain my :3 cousins. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Cousins, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu by theiw uncwe +cozen'd +x3 Of UwU comfowt, UwU kingdom, ^.^ kindwed, freedom, wife. +uWu Whose hand ^w^ soevew uWu wanc'd theiw >w< tendew hearts, +x3 Thy uWu head, OwO an ;;w;; indiwectwy, >_> gave uWu diwection. +:3 Nyo x3 doubt OwO the x3 muwd'wous :33 knyife ÚwÚ was :33 duww ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy stonye-hawd OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To revel in OwO the entrails >_> of my lambs. +But UwU that ;;w;; stiff ;;w;; use >_> of >w< gwief makes wiwd >w< gwief >_> tame, +UwU My :33 tongue shouwd ^-^ to >w< thy ears ^.^ nyot name my :3 boys +;;w;; Tiww UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws ;;w;; wewe anchor'd in UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; +And OwO I, in such :3 a x3 desp'wate :33 bay >_> of >_< death, +;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow bark, >_> of :3 saiws ÚwÚ and tackling UwU weft, +^-^ Wush >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces uWu on >w< thy uWu wocky >_< bosom. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO so thrive I in my enterprise +And dangewous >_< success >_> of bwoody ^w^ waws, +UwU As I intend ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws +>w< Than >w< evew you ^w^ ow x3 youws uWu by me ;;w;; wewe >_> hawm'd! +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What good :3 is uWu cuvw'd with OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of +UwU heaven, +ÚwÚ To >w< be discover'd, UwU that can ^-^ do me :3 good? +KING :33 WICHAWD. advancement >_> of >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, gentwe +>_< wady. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Up ^-^ to >w< some ^w^ scaffowd, there ^-^ to wose theiw +;;w;; heads? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Unto OwO the >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of ;;w;; Fowtunye, +The UwU high >w< impewiaw type >_> of :3 this >w< eawth's x3 gwowy. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Fwattew my UwU sowwow with wepowt >_> of xDD it; +>_> Teww me what state, what dignity, what xDD honyouw, +OwO Canst :3 thou uWu demise ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< chiwd >_> of ÚwÚ minye? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even >w< aww I have-ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww +uWu Wiww I withaw xDD endow :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 thinye; +^w^ So in OwO the >_> Wethe >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy ^w^ souw +Thou drown OwO the >_> sad wemembwance >_> of x3 those ^-^ wwongs +^w^ Which :3 thou supposest I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to thee. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Be brief, west UwU that OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >w< thy +>_> kindnyess +^w^ Wast ÚwÚ wongew x3 tewwing than >w< thy x3 kindnyess' ^.^ date. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< knyow, UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy +daughter. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My :33 daughtew's mothew OwO thinks ^.^ it with xDD hew +ÚwÚ souw. +KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^-^ do you think? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou OwO dost love my daughter ^-^ fwom +>w< thy ÚwÚ souw. +^w^ So ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< souw's love didst :3 thou love xDD hew bwothews, +And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ heawt's love I ^-^ do :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ hasty ^-^ to xDD confound my meaning. +I UwU mean UwU that with my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy daughter +And ^-^ do intend ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew Queen >_> of Engwand. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Weww, then, ^-^ who OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu shaww >w< be +xDD hew king? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ^.^ he UwU that makes xDD hew Queen. OwO Who ewse +shouwd x3 be? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> What, thou? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO How ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^w^ woo uWu hew? +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 That would I learn >_> of you, +UwU As ^-^ onye being :33 best acquainted with xDD hew OwO humouw. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And xDD wiwt :3 thou learn >_> of x3 me? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Send ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu by OwO the man UwU that slew xDD hew +bwothews, +OwO A paiw >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^.^ heawts; UwU theweon >w< engwave +^w^ 'Edwawd' ÚwÚ and 'Yowk.' ;;w;; Then uWu hapwy uWu wiww ^.^ she >w< weep; +OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to :33 hew-as ^.^ sometimes >_< Mawgawet +OwO Did ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, steep'd in :33 Wutwand's blood- +OwO A handkerchief; which, uWu say ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> did ^.^ dwain +The xDD puwpwe ;;w;; sap ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sweet >_< bwothew's body, +And ;;w;; bid xDD hew wipe xDD hew weeping eyes :3 withaw. +>w< If :3 this >w< inducement move xDD hew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, +>_> Send xDD hew :3 a letter >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe UwU deeds; +>_> Teww xDD hew :3 thou :3 mad'st away xDD hew uncwe Clarence, +Her uncwe ;;w;; Wivews; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake +^w^ Mad'st uWu quick ^.^ conveyance with xDD hew good :33 aunt :33 Annye. +KING :33 WICHAWD. You xDD mock uWu me, ^.^ madam; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way +ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >_> youw daughter. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; +>_< Unwess :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< put uWu on >w< some uWu othew ^-^ shape +And ^.^ nyot >w< be Richard UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that I >_> did >w< aww :3 this uWu fow love >_> of :3 hew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Nyay, then >_< indeed ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but +UwU hate ^.^ thee, +Having bought love with such :3 a bwoody spoil. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Wook what :3 is x3 donye cannyot >w< be :3 nyow ÚwÚ amended. +Men uWu shaww ^-^ deaw unadvisedly OwO sometimes, +^w^ Which :3 aftew-houws gives :3 weisuwe ^-^ to xDD wepent. +>w< If I >_> did UwU take OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO sons, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make amends I'll ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. +>w< If I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw uWu womb, +ÚwÚ To quicken >_> youw OwO incwease I uWu wiww ^.^ beget +Minye xDD issue >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw daughter. +OwO A ;;w;; gwandam's name :3 is wittwe less in love +>w< Than :3 is OwO the x3 doating title >_> of :3 a mother; +^.^ They awe as chiwdwen uWu but ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, +>_< Even >_> of >_> youw metal, >_> of >_> youw vewy bwood; +x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pain, :33 save uWu fow :3 a night >_> of groans +^w^ Enduw'd >_> of UwU hew, uWu fow xDD whom you ;;w;; bid >_< wike sorrow. +Your chiwdwen ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw youth; +But >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to >_> youw age. +The woss you ^.^ have :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 son being ;;w;; King, +And uWu by UwU that woss >_> youw daughter :3 is :3 made Queen. +I cannyot ^-^ make you what amends I ÚwÚ wouwd, +OwO Thewefowe accept such >_> kindnyess as I ^.^ can. +Dorset >_> youw UwU son, UwU that with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw +>w< Weads :33 discontented ^-^ steps in foweign soiw, +:3 This fair awwiance >_> quickwy uWu shaww can UwU home +ÚwÚ To UwU high ;;w;; pwomotions ÚwÚ and gweat dignyity. +The ;;w;; King, UwU that calls >_> youw uWu beauteous daughter xDD wife, +>_> Famiwiawwy uWu shaww caww >w< thy Dorset brother; +>_> Again uWu shaww you >w< be mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, +And >w< aww OwO the wuins >_> of distressful xDD times +xDD Wepaiw'd with double riches >_> of ÚwÚ content. +>_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have many ÚwÚ goodwy >_< days ^-^ to :3 see. +The :3 wiquid ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws UwU that you ^.^ have shed +:33 Shaww come uWu again, :33 twansfowm'd ^-^ to orient pearl, +Advantaging theiw woan with ;;w;; intewest +x3 Of >w< ten xDD times double >_< gain >_> of >w< happinyess. +Go, then, my mothew, ^-^ to >w< thy daughter ^.^ go; +UwU Make bowd xDD hew bashful years with >_> youw uWu expewience; +Pwepawe xDD hew ears ^-^ to hear :3 a >_< wooew's tawe; +x3 Put in xDD hew >w< tendew OwO heawt th' :3 aspiwing flame +x3 Of gowden x3 suvweignty; :3 acquaint OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces +x3 With OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_> of mawwiage >w< joys. +And when :3 this arm >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 chastised +The :33 petty rebel, UwU duww-bwain'd ^w^ Buckingham, +Bound with triumphant x3 gawwands uWu wiww I xDD come, +And ;;w;; wead >w< thy daughter ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ conquewow's ^-^ bed; +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I uWu wiww :33 wetaiw my :3 conquest uWu won, +And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >_> sowe uWu victowess, Caesar's Caesar. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ say? Her >_< fathew's +bwothew +Wouwd >w< be xDD hew UwU wowd? Ow uWu shaww I uWu say xDD hew uncle? +Ow ^.^ he UwU that slew xDD hew bwothews ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> uncwes? +^.^ Undew what title uWu shaww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +:33 That God, OwO the waw, my xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and xDD hew love +^w^ Can ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem >w< pweasing ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tendew OwO yeaws? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Infew fair England's xDD peace uWu by :3 this xDD awwiance. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Which ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase with +;;w;; stiww-wasting waw. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ command, +^w^ entweats. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That at xDD hew ^.^ hands ;;w;; which OwO the King's +UwU King UwU fowbids. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Say ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty >w< queen. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the titwe, as xDD hew mothew uWu doth. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Say I uWu wiww love xDD hew :33 evewwastingwy. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong uWu shaww UwU that title >_< 'evew' wast? +KING :33 WICHAWD. Sweetwy in x3 fowce x3 unto xDD hew fair :3 wife's OwO end. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww xDD hew ^w^ sweet life +wast? +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As wong as >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe lengthens it. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wong as heww ÚwÚ and Richard wikes >_> of it. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Say OwO I, xDD hew suvweign, x3 am xDD hew :33 subject ;;w;; wow. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But :33 she, >_> youw :3 subject, woathes such +>_> suvweignty. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Be eloquent in my behawf ^-^ to :3 hew. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. An >w< honyest xDD tawe ÚwÚ speeds :33 best being ^-^ pwainwy +towd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy ^-^ to xDD hew tell my :33 woving >_> tawe. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< honyest :3 is xDD too harsh :3 a >_< stywe. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Your reasons awe xDD too shawwow ÚwÚ and xDD too ^w^ quick. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, no, my reasons awe xDD too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and +^.^ dead- +:3 Too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and OwO dead, UwU poow xDD infants, in theiw x3 gwaves. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that string, ^.^ madam; UwU that :3 is ^.^ past. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Hawp uWu on ^.^ it still uWu shaww I ÚwÚ tiww heawtstwings +break. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by my >_> Geowge, my ^w^ gawtew, ÚwÚ and my +crown- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Profan'd, dishonyouw'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the third +usurp'd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I :33 sweaw- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By OwO nyothing; uWu fow :3 this :3 is nyo xDD oath: +x3 Thy >_> Geowge, xDD pwofan'd, ;;w;; hath lost his wowdwy >_> honyouw; +x3 Thy ^w^ gawtew, blemish'd, xDD pawn'd his :33 knyightwy viwtue; +x3 Thy UwU cwown, xDD usuwp'd, disgrac'd his >w< kingwy x3 gwowy. +>w< If xDD something :3 thou wouldst uWu sweaw ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd, +OwO Sweaw then uWu by xDD something UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >w< wwong'd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu by my UwU sewf- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 is ^w^ sewf-misus'd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by OwO the xDD wowwd- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw wwongs. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My >_< fathew's >_> death- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath ^.^ it dishonyouw'd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, uWu by God- +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. God's :33 wwong :3 is UwU most >_> of all. +>w< If :3 thou didst ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with Him, +The >_> unyity OwO the UwU King my xDD husband :3 made +Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot broken, :3 nyow my bwothews died. +>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< feaw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath uWu by Him, +^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw metal, >_< ciwcwing :3 nyow >w< thy uWu head, +Had gwac'd OwO the >w< tendew OwO tempwes >_> of my x3 chiwd; +And uWu both OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces xDD had >_< been breathing ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ Which nyow, two >w< tendew xDD bedfewwows uWu fow xDD dust, +x3 Thy ^w^ bwoken :3 faith ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the uWu pwey uWu fow ^-^ wowms. +What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu sweaw uWu by ^w^ nyow? +KING :33 WICHAWD. The UwU time ^-^ to come. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou x3 hast >_< wwonged in OwO the UwU time +o'ewpast; +>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have many ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to wash +Hereafter UwU time, uWu fow UwU time ÚwÚ past wrong'd uWu by thee. +The chiwdwen live uWu whose fathews :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ swaughtew'd, +uWu Unguvwn'd youth, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it in theiw :33 age; +The parents live uWu whose chiwdwen :3 thou x3 hast >_< butcheed, +Old xDD bawwen ^.^ pwants, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it with theiw age. +OwO Sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by UwU time ^-^ to x3 come; uWu fow UwU that :3 thou x3 hast +OwO Misus'd ewe us'd, uWu by xDD times ill-us'd ;;w;; o'ewpast. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As I intend ^-^ to ^w^ pwospew ÚwÚ and repent, +^w^ So thrive I in my dangewous affairs +x3 Of hostile awms! Myself ^-^ mysewf UwU confound! +xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye bar me x3 happy OwO houws! +OwO Day, ÚwÚ yiewd me ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ wight; nyow, night, >w< thy rest! +Be >w< opposite >w< aww >_< pwanyets >_> of good xDD wuck +ÚwÚ To my ^-^ pwoceeding!-if, with dear ^w^ heawt's love, +Immacuwate :3 devotion, holy ^-^ thoughts, +I >w< tendew ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu beauteous >_< pwincewy daughter. +UwU In xDD hew :33 consists my >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 thinye; +Without UwU hew, UwU fowwows ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, +Herself, OwO the wand, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> souw, +Death, ^w^ desowation, wuin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ decay. +^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ^.^ this; +^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ this. +:33 Thewefowe, dear mothew-I >w< must caww you ;;w;; so- +Be OwO the attorney >_> of my love ^-^ to UwU hew; +>w< Pwead what I uWu wiww ^.^ be, ^.^ nyot what I ^.^ have uWu been; +:3 Nyot my :33 desewts, uWu but what I uWu wiww desewve. +Uwge OwO the necessity ÚwÚ and OwO state >_> of times, +And >w< be ^.^ nyot peevish-fond in gweat :33 designs. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ thus? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> tempt you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 good. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be myself? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> youw sewf's wemembwance :33 wwong +OwO youwsewf. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Yet :3 thou didst :33 kiww my children. +KING :33 WICHAWD. But in >_> youw :33 daughtew's >_> womb I :33 buwy them; +Whewe, in UwU that ^w^ nyest >_> of :3 spicewy, uWu they uWu wiww breed +^-^ Sewves >_> of themsewves, ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wecomfowtuwe. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< go ^.^ win my daughter ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wiww? +KING :33 WICHAWD. And >w< be :3 a x3 happy mothew uWu by OwO the :3 deed. +ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ go. x3 Wwite ^-^ to me vewy ÚwÚ showtwy, +And you uWu shaww undewstand ^-^ fwom me xDD hew mind. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Beaw xDD hew my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's kiss; ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. +Kissing :3 hew. Exit ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH +Relenting fool, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, changing woman! + +x3 Entew RATCLIFF; >w< CATESBY following + +OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? +WATCWIFF. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, uWu on OwO the :3 westewn >w< coast +UwU Wideth :3 a uWu puissant navy; ^-^ to ^-^ ouw shores +Throng many doubtfuw >w< howwow-heawted fwiends, +Unarm'd, ÚwÚ and uWu unwesowv'd ^-^ to beat them ^-^ back. +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought UwU that x3 Wichmond :3 is theiw >_> admiwaw; +And there uWu they OwO huww, xDD expecting uWu but OwO the aid +x3 Of Buckingham ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome them ashore. +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Some light-foot fwiend OwO post ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of +Nyowfowk. +Ratcliff, xDD thysewf-ow Catesby; xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? +CATESBY. Here, my good :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Catesby, UwU fwy ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. +CATESBY. I uWu wiww my lord, with >w< aww UwU convenyient UwU haste. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Ratcliff, come hithew. x3 Post ^-^ to ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; +When :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; thithew- uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] Dull, +unmindfuww viwwain, +UwU Why x3 stay'st :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and go'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO Duke? +CATESBY. First, :3 mighty UwU wiege, tell me >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, +What ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Gwace I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ^-^ to >_> him. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, true, good uWu Catesby. UwU Bid him levy straight +The :3 gweatest OwO stwength ÚwÚ and power UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ make +And ^.^ meet me :33 suddenwy at Sawisbuwy. +CATESBY. I ^.^ go. Exit +WATCWIFF. >_> What, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu shaww I ^-^ do at OwO Sawisbuwy? +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, what wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do there before I +go? +WATCWIFF. Your Highness told me I shouwd OwO post >_> befowe. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :33 mind :3 is >_< chang'd. + +x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY + +>_> STANWEY, what UwU nyews with you? +^-^ STANWEY. None uWu good, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to >w< pwease you with +OwO the hearing; +Nyow UwU nyonye OwO so OwO bad uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ may >w< be uWu wepowted. +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Hoyday, :3 a >_< widdwe! neither good :3 nyow bad! +What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou run OwO so many :3 miwes >w< about, +When :3 thou ^.^ mayest tell >w< thy xDD tawe OwO the uWu nyeawest ^w^ way? +>w< Once :3 mowe, what x3 nyews? +^-^ STANWEY. x3 Wichmond :3 is uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Thewe let him ^w^ sink, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the :33 seas uWu on :3 him! +uWu White-wivew'd wunyagate, what doth ^.^ he thewe? +^-^ STANWEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty suvweign, uWu but uWu by guess. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, as you guess? +^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by Dowset, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Mowton, +ÚwÚ He makes uWu fow ^.^ Engwand here ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the ^w^ cwown. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Is OwO the chair UwU empty? ^-^ Is OwO the >_< swowd unsway'd? +^-^ Is OwO the UwU King OwO dead, OwO the ^.^ empiwe unpossess'd? +What ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is there x3 awive uWu but >_> we? +And ^-^ who :3 is England's UwU King uWu but gweat xDD Yowk's OwO heiw? +;;w;; Then tell me what makes ^.^ he x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ seas. +^-^ STANWEY. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that, my UwU wiege, I cannyot guess. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he comes ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU wiege, +You cannyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe OwO the Welshman comes. +Thou xDD wiwt uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ him, I fear. +^-^ STANWEY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe ^-^ mistwust me not. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy power then, ^-^ to beat him back? +:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy tenants ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> fowwowews? +uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 nyow x3 upon OwO the :3 westewn shore, +xDD Safe-conducting OwO the rebels ^-^ fwom theiw ships? +^-^ STANWEY. No, my good lord, my fwiends awe in OwO the north. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Cold fwiends ^-^ to >_> me. What ^-^ do uWu they in OwO the +north, +When uWu they shouwd sewve theiw x3 suvweign in OwO the ÚwÚ west? +^-^ STANWEY. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu commanded, :3 mighty King. +ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give me leave, +I'll uWu mustew OwO up my fwiends ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet >_> youw OwO Gwace +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time >_> youw uWu Majesty uWu shaww pwease. +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 thou wouldst >w< be gonye ^-^ to >_> join with +Richmond; +But I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust thee. +^-^ STANWEY. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, +You ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to howd my friendship uWu doubtfuw. +I never ÚwÚ was :3 nyow never uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fawse. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, then, ÚwÚ and uWu mustew ^-^ men. But xDD weave >_> behind +Your UwU son, xDD Geowge Stanley. Wook >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be UwU fiwm, +Ow ewse his ÚwÚ head's assuwance :3 is uWu but frail. +^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So ^-^ deaw with him as I ^w^ pwuv OwO twue ^-^ to you. Exit + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, :3 nyow in ^w^ Devonshiwe, +UwU As I uWu by fwiends x3 am ;;w;; weww >_> advewtised, +Sir >_< Edwawd x3 Couwtnyey ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 haughty prelate, +ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of ^.^ Exetew, his ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, +x3 With many uWu moe >_< confedewates, awe in arms. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW + +x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In ^.^ Kent, my UwU wiege, OwO the Guilfords awe in +arms; +And every hour ^-^ mowe UwU competitows +UwU Fwock ^-^ to OwO the >_< webews, ÚwÚ and theiw power grows stwong. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW + +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of gweat xDD Buckingham- +KING :33 WICHAWD. Out uWu on you, ^w^ owws! Nyothing uWu but >_> songs >_> of +UwU death? :3 [He strikes xDD him] +Thewe, UwU take :3 thou UwU that ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou bwing better news. +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews I ^.^ have ^-^ to tell >_> youw uWu Majesty +^-^ Is UwU that uWu by ^w^ sudden floods ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of UwU watews +Buckingham's ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd ÚwÚ and :3 scattew'd; +And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf wand'wed away xDD awonye, +:3 Nyo man knows whither. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee uWu mewcy. +Thewe :3 is my >_> puwse ^-^ to cure UwU that blow >_> of >w< thinye. +;;w;; Hath ^-^ any >_> weww-advised fwiend pwocwaim'd +Reward ^-^ to him UwU that brings OwO the >_> twaitow OwO in? +uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. Such proclamation ;;w;; hath >_< been made, +my OwO Wowd. + +x3 Entew another MESSENGEW + +>_< FOUWTH MESSENGEW. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvw ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Mawquis +Dowset, +^.^ 'Tis said, my UwU wiege, in Yorkshire awe in arms. +But :3 this good comfort bwing I ^-^ to >_> youw :33 Highnyess- +The Britaine ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd uWu by ^w^ tempest. +x3 Wichmond in >w< Dowsetshiwe x3 sent >_< out :3 a ^-^ boat +^.^ Unto OwO the shore, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask x3 those uWu on OwO the ;;w;; banks +>w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe his ^.^ assistants, OwO yea ^w^ ow no; +OwO Who xDD answew'd him uWu they came ^-^ fwom Buckingham +:3 Upon his :3 pawty. >_< He, OwO mistwusting ;;w;; them, +uWu Hois'd >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^-^ couwse UwU again uWu fow OwO Bwitainye. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, mawch OwO on, >_< since ^-^ we awe OwO up in +arms; +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fight with foweign ;;w;; enyemies, +>_> Yet ^-^ to beat ;;w;; down ^.^ these rebels here at UwU home. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY + +CATESBY. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham :3 is taken- +:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 best news. :33 That OwO the Eaww >_> of x3 Wichmond +^-^ Is with :3 a :3 mighty power ^w^ wanded at ;;w;; Miwfowd +^-^ Is colder UwU tidings, ÚwÚ yet uWu they >w< must >w< be towd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Away towards xDD Sawisbuwy! OwO Whiwe ^-^ we reason +here +OwO A :33 woyaw ^-^ battwe UwU might >w< be xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. +uWu Some ^-^ onye UwU take owdew Buckingham >w< be ^w^ bwought +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; OwO the west mawch uWu on with >_> me. +:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +LORD OwO DEWBY'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW ;;w;; UWSWICK + +^-^ STANWEY. Sir :33 Chwistophew, tell x3 Wichmond :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: +:33 That in OwO the >w< sty >_> of OwO the UwU most >_> deadwy ^-^ boaw +UwU My :3 son xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey :3 is frank'd OwO up in howd; +>w< If I x3 wevowt, x3 off :33 goes x3 young >_< Geowge's ÚwÚ head; +The ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that howds x3 off my ÚwÚ pwesent :33 aid. +UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. +Withaw uWu say UwU that OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath >_> heawtiwy >_> consented +ÚwÚ He shouwd :3 espouse Ewizabeth xDD hew daughter. +But tell uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is >_< pwincewy x3 Wichmond ^w^ nyow? +CHRISTOPHER. ^.^ At >_> Pembwoke, ^w^ ow at Ha'wfowd west in ^-^ Wawes. +^-^ STANWEY. What x3 men >_> of name uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO him? +CHRISTOPHER. Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt, :3 a renowned sowdiew; +ÚwÚ SIW Gilbert >_> Tawbot, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, +OXFORD, wedoubted >_> Pembwoke, Sir xDD James x3 Bwunt, +And Rice xDD ap ^.^ Thomas, with :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant crew; +And many uWu othew >_> of gweat name ÚwÚ and xDD wowth; +And towards UwU Wondon ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ bend theiw :33 powew, +>w< If uWu by OwO the uWu way uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought :3 withaw. +^-^ STANWEY. Weww, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ wowd; I ÚwÚ kiss his >w< hand; +UwU My letter uWu wiww :3 wesowve him >_> of my mind. +>w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. + +Sawisbuwy. An open place + +x3 Entew OwO the SHEWIFF ÚwÚ and ^-^ guawd, with :3 BUCKINGHAM, wed ^-^ to >_> execution + +>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot UwU King Richard let me speak with +OwO him? +SHERIFF. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's ^-^ chiwdwen, Gwey, ÚwÚ and +Rivers, +;;w;; Howy UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fair :3 son Edwawd, +^-^ Vaughan, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ miscawwied +By undewhand >_< cowwupted ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ injustice, +>w< If UwU that >_> youw ^-^ moody :33 discontented souws +Do OwO thwough OwO the clouds >w< behowd :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, +>_< Even uWu fow wevenge xDD mock my destruction! +:3 This :3 is ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' day, fewwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? +SHERIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, then ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day :3 is my body's +OwO doomsday. +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day ;;w;; which in UwU King x3 Edwawd's UwU time +I :33 wish'd UwU might ^-^ faww uWu on me when I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found +UwU Fawse ^-^ to his chiwdwen ÚwÚ and his :3 wife's ÚwÚ awwies; +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day wherein I :33 wish'd ^-^ to ^-^ faww +By OwO the false :3 faith >_> of him xDD whom UwU most I trusted; +This, :3 this ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day ^-^ to my xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw +^-^ Is OwO the determin'd respite >_> of my wwongs; +:33 That UwU high :3 Aww-Seew ;;w;; which I OwO dawwied with +;;w;; Hath tuwn'd my feigned >w< pwayew uWu on my head +And >w< given in eawnyest what I begg'd in ÚwÚ jest. +ÚwÚ Thus doth ÚwÚ He x3 fowce OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men +ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn theiw >_> own OwO points in theiw masters' ^-^ bosoms. +ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse ^.^ fawws :33 heavy uWu on my ÚwÚ nyeck. +>w< 'When he' OwO quoth ^.^ she >w< 'shaww split >w< thy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, +Wemembew >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess.' +Come ;;w;; wead uWu me, ;;w;; officews, ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< shame; +Wrong ;;w;; hath uWu but ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and blame OwO the :3 due >_> of blame. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. + +ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Tamwowth + +x3 Entew RICHMOND, OXFORD, ÚwÚ SIW JAMES BLUNT, ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW HERBERT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, +with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours + +RICHMOND. ^.^ Fewwows in uWu awms, ÚwÚ and my UwU most :33 woving fwiends, +Bwuis'd undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of tywanny, +ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand +>_< Have ^-^ we mawch'd uWu on ^-^ without impediment; +And here weceive ^-^ we ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fathew uWu Stanwey +Lines >_> of fair comfort ÚwÚ and encouragement. +The :3 wwetched, bwoody, ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping boaw, +:33 That :3 spoiw'd >_> youw uWu summew fields ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw vines, +^-^ Swiwws >_> youw warm UwU bwood >_< wike ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and makes his twough +UwU In >_> youw emboweww'd >_> bosoms-this ;;w;; fouw ^w^ swinye +^-^ Is :3 nyow x3 even in OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, +Near ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Leicester, as ^-^ we :3 weawn. +From x3 Tamwowth thithew :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye UwU day's UwU mawch. +UwU In God's name cheewwy OwO on, courageous fwiends, +ÚwÚ To :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of x3 pewpetuaw xDD peace +By :3 this ^-^ onye bwoody UwU twiaw >_> of shawp waw. +OXFOWD. uWu Evewy ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, +ÚwÚ To fight x3 against :3 this OwO guiwty uWu homicide. +HERBERT. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but his fwiends uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +BLUNT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo fwiends uWu but what awe fwiends uWu fow feaw, +^w^ Which in his ;;w;; deawest :3 nyeed uWu wiww UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> him. +RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww uWu fow ^-^ ouw vantage. ;;w;; Then in God's name UwU mawch. +^.^ Twue >w< hope :3 is swift ÚwÚ and flies with ÚwÚ swawwow's wings; +>w< Kings ^.^ it makes >_< gods, ÚwÚ and meaner cweatuwes ^.^ kings. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. + +^.^ Boswowth Field + +x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD in uWu awms, with >w< NyOWFOWK, ^w^ WATCWIFF, +OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of SUWWEYS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw >_> tent, x3 even here in ^.^ Boswowth +fiewd. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Surrey, x3 why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so sad? +^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< ten xDD times ;;w;; wightew than my OwO wooks. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My Wowd >_> of Norfolk! +xDD NyOWFOWK. Here, UwU most >_< gwacious ^.^ wiege. +KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have xDD knyocks; ^-^ ha! >w< must ^-^ we +not? +xDD NyOWFOWK. We >w< must uWu both ^w^ give ÚwÚ and UwU take, my :33 woving :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Up x3 With my tent! ;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I lie to-night; +[Soldiers begin ^-^ to xDD set OwO up OwO the UwU KING'S tent] +But xDD whewe ;;w;; to-mowwow? Weww, all's ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. +OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^-^ descwied OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ twaitows? +xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^w^ thousand :3 is theiw xDD utmost >_> powew. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw ^.^ battawia trebles UwU that account; +UwU Besides, OwO the King's name :3 is :3 a UwU towew >_> of UwU stwength, +^w^ Which uWu they x3 upon OwO the advewse >w< faction :3 want. +:33 Up with OwO the tent! ^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe gentlemen, +>_> Wet OwO us >w< suwvey OwO the :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ground. +^-^ Caww uWu fow >w< some x3 men >_> of :33 sound uWu diwection. +Let's wack nyo discipwinye, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; +>_< Fow, x3 wowds, to-morrow :3 is :3 a busy day. >_< Exeunt + +OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side >_> of OwO the field, +RICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM BRANDON, OXFORD, UwU DOWSET, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. uWu Some :3 pitch RICHMOND'S tent + +RICHMOND. The x3 weawy >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a gowden set, +And uWu by OwO the UwU bwight ;;w;; twact >_> of his :33 fiewy caw +Gives token >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day >w< to-mowwow. +Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Bwandon, you uWu shaww bear my ^-^ standawd. +>w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and paper in my >w< tent. +I'll dwaw OwO the fowm ÚwÚ and :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw battwe, +OwO Wimit OwO each :3 weadew ^-^ to his uWu sevewaw chawge, +And part in ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion ^-^ ouw small >_> powew. +UwU My Wowd >_> of Oxford-you, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Bwandon- +And you, Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt-stay with >_> me. +The Eaww >_> of ^w^ Pembwoke >_< keeps his >_> wegiment; +Good x3 Captain x3 Bwunt, bear my good night ^-^ to ^w^ him, +And uWu by OwO the uWu second hour in OwO the xDD mownying +:3 Desiwe OwO the Eaww ^-^ to UwU see me in my >w< tent. +>_> Yet ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, good x3 Captain, ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me- +:3 Whewe :3 is Wowd uWu Stanwey >_> quawtew'd, ^-^ do you uWu knyow? +BLUNT. >_< Unwess I ^.^ have ^w^ mista'en his colours xDD much- +^w^ Which ;;w;; weww I x3 am assur'd I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot donye- +His wegiment :3 wies half :3 a UwU miwe at :33 weast +South ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 mighty power >_> of OwO the King. +RICHMOND. >w< If ^-^ without peril ^.^ it >w< be possible, +^.^ Sweet x3 Bwunt, ^-^ make >w< some good :3 means ^-^ to speak with him +And ^w^ give him ^-^ fwom me :3 this UwU most :3 nyeedfuw >_< nyote. +BLUNT. :3 Upon my xDD wife, my lord, I'll >_< undewtake xDD it; +And so, :3 God ^w^ give you >_> quiet west to-nyight! +RICHMOND. Good night, good x3 Captain Blunt. ^w^ Come, +gentlemen, +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ consuwt x3 upon uWu to-mowwow's :33 businyess. +UwU In ^-^ to my tent; OwO the OwO dew :3 is OwO waw ÚwÚ and cold. +^.^ [They withdraw OwO into OwO the tent] + +OwO Entew, ^-^ to UwU his-tent, KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, +^w^ WATCWIFF, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY + +KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? +CATESBY. ÚwÚ It's UwU suppew-time, my ^w^ wowd; +ÚwÚ It's :33 nyinye >w< o'cwock. +KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sup to-nyight. +>w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. +>_> What, :3 is my :3 beavew ^-^ easiew than ^.^ it was? +And >w< aww my xDD awmouw >_> waid OwO into my UwU tent? +CATESBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my liege; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things awe in xDD weadinyess. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Good xDD Nyowfowk, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy x3 chawge; +;;w;; Use ÚwÚ cawefuw xDD watch, OwO choose >_> twusty sentinels. +xDD NyOWFOWK. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Stiw with OwO the lark to-morrow, gentwe Nyowfowk. +xDD NyOWFOWK. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my :33 wowd. Exit +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Catesby! +CATESBY. UwU My UwU wowd? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Send >_< out :3 a pursuivant-at-arms +ÚwÚ To x3 Stanwey's >_> wegiment; ;;w;; bid him bwing his power +Before UwU sunwising, west his :3 son xDD Geowge ^-^ faww +x3 Into OwO the uWu bwind ÚwÚ cave >_> of eternal ^-^ nyight. Exit >w< CATESBY +;;w;; Fiww me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. >w< Give me :3 a :3 watch. +Saddle >_> white Suwwey uWu fow OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. +Wook UwU that my :33 staves >w< be ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ heavy. +:3 Watcwiff! +WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? +KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Saw'st :3 thou OwO the >_> mewanchowy Wowd +ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? +WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Thomas OwO the Eaww >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and himself, +^.^ Much about >w< cock-shut UwU time, ^-^ fwom >_< twoop ^-^ to >_< twoop +x3 Went OwO thwough OwO the awmy, cheewing OwO up OwO the sowdiews. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU So, I x3 am >_> satisfied. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. +I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU that alacrity >_> of spirit +Nyow :33 cheew >_> of :33 mind UwU that I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to have. +ÚwÚ Set ^.^ it down. ^-^ Is ink ÚwÚ and paper ready? +WATCWIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Bid my guawd watch; xDD weave >_> me. +^w^ WATCWIFF, about OwO the UwU mid >_> of night come ^-^ to my tent +And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to arm >_> me. Weave uWu me, I >w< say. +Exit WATCWIFF. ^.^ WICHAWD sweeps + +x3 Entew DEWBY ^-^ to RICHMOND in his tent; +LORDS :33 attending + +^.^ DEWBY. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO victowy ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; hewm! +RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww comfort UwU that OwO the dark night can :33 affowd +Be ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pewson, x3 nyobwe fathew-in-waw! +>_> Teww uWu me, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving >_> mothew? +^.^ DEWBY. OwO I, uWu by ^w^ attownyey, bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, +OwO Who uWu pways continyuawwy uWu fow Richmond's :33 good. +^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. The ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_< steaw OwO on, +And ^.^ fwaky :3 dawknyess bweaks within OwO the ÚwÚ east. +UwU In brief, uWu fow OwO so OwO the season >_< bids OwO us ^.^ be, +Pwepawe >w< thy ^-^ battwe >_< eawwy in OwO the morning, +And >w< put >w< thy >_> fowtunye ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement +x3 Of bwoody UwU stwokes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowtaw-stawing waw. +OwO I, as I may-that ;;w;; which I would I cannot- +x3 With :33 best ^w^ advantage uWu wiww x3 deceive OwO the UwU time +And aid ÚwÚ thee in :3 this doubtfuw shock >_> of arms; +But uWu on >w< thy >_> side I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD too x3 fowwawd, +OwO West, being ^.^ seen, >w< thy :33 bwothew, >w< tendew >_> Geowge, +Be ^w^ executed in his >_< fathew's ^w^ sight. +Farewell; OwO the :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD feawfuw UwU time +x3 Cuts x3 off OwO the ceremonious >_< vows >_> of love +And uWu ampwe ^w^ intewchange >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 discouwse +^w^ Which ^.^ so-wong-sund'wed fwiends shouwd ÚwÚ dweww upon. +:3 God ^w^ give OwO us :3 weisuwe uWu fow ^.^ these :3 wites >_> of ^w^ wuv! +>w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speed well! +RICHMOND. Good x3 wowds, OwO conduct him ^-^ to his x3 wegiment. +I'll ^-^ stwive with twoubwed >_> thoughts ^-^ to UwU take :3 a nyap, +Lest :33 weaden swumbew ^w^ peise me ;;w;; down to-morrow +When I shouwd x3 mount with x3 wings >_> of >_< victowy. +>w< Once :3 mowe, good night, >w< kind uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< gentwemen. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but RICHMOND +:3 O uWu Thou, uWu whose x3 captain I >_< account ÚwÚ mysewf, +Wook uWu on my fowces with :3 a >_< gwacious eye; +x3 Put in theiw ^.^ hands x3 Thy >_< bwuising >w< iwons >_> of wwath, +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may crush ;;w;; down with :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ faww +The uWu usuwping ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw adversaries! +UwU Make OwO us x3 Thy ^.^ minyistews >_> of uWu chastisement, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU pwaise ÚwÚ Thee in OwO the victory! +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Thee I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend my watchful ^w^ souw +Ewe I let ^-^ faww OwO the uWu windows >_> of >_< minye OwO eyes. +>w< Sweeping ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waking, :33 O, ^w^ defend me still! ^w^ [Sweeps] + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST x3 Of OwO YOUNG PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, +:3 son ^-^ to :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy uWu on >w< thy ^w^ souw +;;w;; to-mowwow! +:33 Think how :3 thou stabb'dst me in my >_> pwime >_> of xDD youth +^.^ At ^w^ Tewksbuwy; >_> despaiw, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and >_< die! +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Be UwU cheewfuw, Richmond; uWu fow OwO the >_< wwonged +souws +x3 Of butcher'd princes fight in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. +UwU King Henry's ;;w;; issue, Wichmond, UwU comfowts thee. + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] When I ÚwÚ was mowtaw, my >_> anyointed +ÚwÚ body +By ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ was UwU punched :33 fuww >_> of >_> deadwy holes. +:33 Think uWu on OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and >_> me. Despair, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +Hawwy OwO the uWu Sixth >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, >w< be :3 thou OwO conquewow! +ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU that UwU pwophesied :3 thou shouldst >w< be ;;w;; King, +^-^ Doth comfort ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^-^ sweep. Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of CLARENCE + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy ^w^ souw +;;w;; to-mowwow! I UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 wash'd ^-^ to death with >_> fuwsome winye, +OwO Poow Clarence, uWu by >w< thy >_< guiwe betway'd ^-^ to >_< death! +>w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, +And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou offspring >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew, +The >_< wwonged ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu Yowk ^-^ do pray uWu fow thee. +Good xDD angews guawd >w< thy UwU battwe! Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! + +x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and xDD VAUGHAN + +x3 GHOST >_< OF x3 WIVEWS. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy +^w^ souw to-morrow, +Rivers UwU that ;;w;; died at :33 Pomfwet! Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! +x3 GHOST >_< OF GWEY. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon Gwey, ÚwÚ and let +>w< thy ^w^ souw despair! +x3 GHOST >_< OF >_> VAUGHAN. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon ^-^ Vaughan, +ÚwÚ and with OwO guiwty ;;w;; feaw +>_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy lance. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! +ALL. uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] >_> Awake, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ^-^ wwongs in +UwU Wichawd's uWu bosom +uWu Wiww OwO conquew >_> him. :33 Awake ÚwÚ and ^.^ win OwO the day. + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> HASTINGS + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] Bwoody ÚwÚ and guilty, :33 guiwtiwy >_< awake, +And in :3 a bwoody ^-^ battwe ^-^ end >w< thy x3 days! +:33 Think uWu on Wowd ^.^ Hastings. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] x3 Quiet untwoubwed >_> souw, >_< awake, ÚwÚ awake! +Arm, fight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ conquew, uWu fow fair England's >w< sake! + +x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of OwO the two x3 young uWu PWINCES + +GHOSTS. uWu [To RICHARD] Dream uWu on >w< thy :3 cousins smothewed in +OwO the :33 Towew. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; wead within >w< thy ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ Wichawd, +And ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ^-^ to wuin, shame, ÚwÚ and >_< death! +x3 Thy UwU nyephews' souws ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Sweep, Wichmond, ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, ÚwÚ and +:3 wake in >_< joy; +Good xDD angews guawd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the boar's annoy! +x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a x3 happy OwO wace >_> of ;;w;; kings! +x3 Edwawd's OwO unhappy >_< sons ^-^ do ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee OwO fwouwish. + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of LADY ^w^ ANNyE, his UwU wife + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< thy xDD wife, UwU that wwetched +>_> Annye >w< thy UwU wife +:33 That never >w< swept :3 a >_> quiet hour with ÚwÚ thee +Nyow uWu fiwws >w< thy ;;w;; sweep with pewtuwbations. +>w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, +And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou >_> quiet >_> souw, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 a >_> quiet sleep; +Dream >_> of >_< success ÚwÚ and x3 happy >_< victowy. +x3 Thy >_> advewsawy's UwU wife doth pray uWu fow thee. + +x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> BUCKINGHAM + +GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was I UwU that hewp'd ÚwÚ thee +^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown; +The last ÚwÚ was I UwU that ;;w;; fewt >w< thy tyranny. +:33 O, in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on ^w^ Buckingham, +And die in terror >_> of >w< thy :3 guiwtinyess! +Dream OwO on, ^-^ dweam uWu on >_> of bwoody deeds ÚwÚ and ^w^ death; +:3 Fainting, >_< despaiw; xDD despaiwing, ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! +uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] I ;;w;; died uWu fow >w< hope ewe I :33 couwd lend ÚwÚ thee >w< aid; +But :33 cheew >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ^.^ nyot dismay'd: +:3 God ÚwÚ and good xDD angews fight uWu on Richmond's ÚwÚ side; +And Richard ^.^ fawws in >_< height >_> of >w< aww his ^.^ pwide. +UwU [The >w< GHOSTS vanish. ^.^ WICHAWD ^-^ stawts >_< out >_> of his dream] +KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me another ÚwÚ howse. Bind OwO up my :33 wounds. +>_< Have >w< mewcy, ^w^ Jesu! Soft! I >_> did uWu but ^-^ dweam. +:3 O cowawd ^.^ conscience, how OwO dost :3 thou affwict UwU me! +The lights >_< buwn blue. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU dead midnyight. +Cold xDD feawfuw ^.^ dwops ^.^ stand uWu on my :3 twembwing uWu fwesh. +What ^-^ do I feaw? Mysewf? There's UwU nyonye ewse by. +Richard loves Wichawd; UwU that ;;w;; is, I x3 am :3 I. +^-^ Is there :3 a murderer hewe? OwO Nyo-yes, I ÚwÚ am. +;;w;; Then uWu fwy. >_> What, ^-^ fwom myself? Great reason :3 why- +Lest I wevenge. >_> What, ^-^ mysewf x3 upon ^w^ mysewf! +Awack, I love ^-^ mysewf. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow ^-^ any good +:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto myself? +:33 O, no! ^.^ Awas, I wathew UwU hate ^-^ mysewf +>_< Fow ^-^ hatefuw deeds committed uWu by ^w^ mysewf! +I x3 am :3 a villain; ÚwÚ yet I >_< wie, I x3 am not. +Foow, >_> of thyself speak :33 weww. Foow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 fwattew. +UwU My ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu sevewaw OwO tongues, +And every :33 tongue brings in :3 a uWu sevewaw :3 tawe, +And every xDD tawe ^-^ condemns me uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. +Perjury, >_< pewjuwy, in OwO the high'st degree; +Murder, >w< stewn muwdew, in OwO the dir'st degree; +^-^ Aww uWu sevewaw UwU sins, >w< aww :33 us'd in OwO each UwU degwee, +Throng ^-^ to OwO the :33 baw, cwying >w< aww OwO 'Guiwty! guilty!' +I uWu shaww ÚwÚ despaiw. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe loves me; +And ^-^ if I die nyo ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ pity :3 me: +And xDD whewefowe shouwd uWu they, >_< since UwU that I ^-^ mysewf +Find in ^-^ mysewf nyo ^-^ pity ^-^ to myself? +uWu Methought OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww UwU that I xDD had murder'd +Came ^-^ to my >_> tent, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did ^-^ thweat +xDD To-mowwow's ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the head >_> of >_< Wichawd. + +x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF + +WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! +KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Zounds, ^-^ who :3 is thewe? +WATCWIFF. Ratcliff, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis :3 I. The >_< eawwy UwU viwwage-cock +;;w;; Hath ^w^ twice x3 donye sawutation ^-^ to OwO the mown; +Your fwiends awe OwO up ÚwÚ and ^w^ buckwe uWu on theiw OwO awmouw. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam! +What think'st thou-wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends ^w^ pwuv >w< aww :3 twue? +WATCWIFF. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I feaw, I fear. +WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of shadows. +KING ^.^ WICHAWD By OwO the apostwe Pauw, ^w^ shadows ^.^ to-nyight +>_< Have ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ mowe terror ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of Richard +>w< Than can OwO the xDD substance >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews +Armed in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and wed uWu by shawwow >w< Wichmond. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me; +^.^ Undew ^-^ ouw x3 tents I'll xDD pway OwO the eaves-dropper, +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ if ^-^ any UwU mean ^-^ to xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> me. >_< Exeunt + +x3 Entew OwO the LORDS ^-^ to RICHMOND ^.^ sitting in his tent + +xDD WOWDS. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< Wichmond! +RICHMOND. OwO Cwy >w< mewcy, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and watchful gentlemen, +:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a tawdy >w< swuggawd here. +xDD WOWDS. OwO How ^.^ have you slept, my UwU wowd? +RICHMOND. The x3 sweetest ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> faiwest-boding >_> dweams +:33 That >w< evew ent'red in :3 a dwowsy head +>_< Have I >_< since >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ had, my wowds. +uWu Methought theiw souws uWu whose OwO bodies Richard murder'd +Came ^-^ to my tent ÚwÚ and :3 cwied uWu on >_< victowy. +I pwomise you my ^w^ souw :3 is vewy x3 jocund +UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO so fair :3 a ^-^ dweam. +OwO How :3 faw OwO into OwO the xDD mownying :3 is it, wowds? +xDD WOWDS. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. +RICHMOND. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to arm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu diwection. + +His ORATION ^-^ to his SOLDIERS + +Mowe than I ^.^ have said, :33 woving countrymen, +The :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the UwU time +Forbids ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ yet wemembew :33 this: +:3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw good cause fight x3 upon ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; +The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of holy >_< saints ÚwÚ and >_< wwonged souls, +;;w;; Wike UwU high-weaw'd buwwawks, ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw faces; +Richard except, x3 those xDD whom ^-^ we fight x3 against +Had wathew ^.^ have OwO us ^.^ win than him uWu they OwO fowwow. +>_< Fow what :3 is ^.^ he uWu they fowwow? Twuwy, gentlemen, +OwO A bwoody >_> tywant ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU homicide; +>_< Onye rais'd in blood, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in UwU bwood ;;w;; estabwish'd; +>_< Onye UwU that :3 made :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, +And >_> swaughtewed x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him; +OwO A base ;;w;; fouw ^.^ stonye, :3 made pwecious uWu by OwO the :33 foiw +x3 Of England's ^w^ chaiw, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is falsely ;;w;; set; +>_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< been God's enyemy. +;;w;; Then ^-^ if you fight x3 against God's enemy, +:3 God uWu wiww in :33 justice OwO wawd you as his UwU sowdiews; +>w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to >w< put :3 a >_> tywant down, +You ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO the >_> tywant being slain; +>w< If you ^-^ do fight x3 against >_> youw ^-^ countwy's uWu foes, +Your ^-^ countwy's :33 foes uWu shaww pay >_> youw x3 pains OwO the hiwe; +>w< If you ^-^ do fight in >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw x3 wives, +Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ^-^ wewcome UwU home OwO the conquerors; +>w< If you ^-^ do free >_> youw chiwdwen ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; swowd, +Your ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen >_> quits ^.^ it in >_> youw age. +>_> Then, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these rights, +:33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, dwaw >_> youw willing x3 swowds. +>_< Fow uWu me, OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my bowd ^-^ attempt +:33 Shaww >w< be :3 this x3 cowd corpse uWu on OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ^.^ face; +But ^-^ if I thrive, OwO the >_< gain >_> of my ^-^ attempt +The :33 weast >_> of you uWu shaww share his part UwU theweof. +Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ^.^ bowdwy ÚwÚ and cheerfully; +:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and victory! >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew KING :3 WICHAWD, ^w^ WATCWIFF, UwU attendants, +ÚwÚ and fowces + +KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said Northumberland as ^w^ touching +UwU Wichmond? +WATCWIFF. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never trained OwO up in arms. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what ^w^ said Suwwey +^.^ then? +WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ He smil'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said xDD 'The better uWu fow ^-^ ouw purpose.' +KING ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< indeed ^.^ it is. +[Clock >w< stwikes] +>_> Teww OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ thewe. >w< Give me :3 a cawendaw. +OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the >_< sun uWu to-day? +WATCWIFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu disdains ^-^ to shine; uWu fow uWu by OwO the book +ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have brav'd OwO the ^w^ east OwO an hour uWu ago. +OwO A bwack :3 day uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to somebody. +:3 Watcwiff! +WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? +KING :33 WICHAWD. The >_< sun uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to-day; +The OwO sky doth :3 fwown ÚwÚ and lour x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. +I would ^.^ these >w< dewy ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ground. +:3 Nyot shinye xDD to-day! ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to me +Mowe than ^-^ to UwU Wichmond? >_< Fow OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< heaven +:33 That :33 fwowns uWu on me looks :3 sadwy x3 upon >_> him. + +x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK + +xDD NyOWFOWK. Arm, arm, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the ÚwÚ foe vaunts in OwO the fiewd. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Come, ^w^ bustwe, OwO bustwe; capawison my x3 howse; +^-^ Caww OwO up Wowd Stanwey, ;;w;; bid him bwing his >_> powew. +I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 fowth my xDD sowdiews ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, +And ;;w;; thus my ^-^ battwe uWu shaww >w< be x3 owdewed: +UwU My OwO fowewawd uWu shaww >w< be :33 dwawn >_< out >w< aww in ^-^ wength, +UwU Consisting equally >_> of horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ foot; +Our ^.^ awchews uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwaced in OwO the xDD midst. +uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Eaww >_> of Surrey, +:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the leading >_> of :3 this foot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howse. +^.^ They ;;w;; thus ^.^ diwected, ^-^ we uWu wiww follow +UwU In OwO the x3 main battwe, uWu whose ^-^ puissance uWu on ;;w;; eithew >_> side +:33 Shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< winged with ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest ÚwÚ howse. +This, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to boot! What think'st thou, +OwO Nyowfowk? +xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A good >w< diwection, ^.^ wawwike sovereign. +:3 This ;;w;; found I uWu on my tent :3 this x3 mownying. +:3 [He uWu sheweth him :3 a >_> papew] +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ [Weads] +xDD 'Jockey >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so bold, +>_< Fow >w< Dickon >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 is bought ÚwÚ and :33 sowd.' +OwO A xDD thing devised uWu by OwO the enyemy. +Go, gentlemen, every man x3 unto his :33 chawge. +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD babbwing >_> dweams affright ^-^ ouw souls; +x3 Conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >_> wowd UwU that cowards use, +Devis'd at ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the >w< stwong in >_> awe. +Our >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ conscience, >_> swowds ^-^ ouw waw. +ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, >_> join bwavewy, let OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ it ^w^ peww-meww; +>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU heaven, then hand in hand ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. + +His ORATION ^-^ to his ^w^ AWMY + +What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have infeww'd? +Wemembew xDD whom you awe ^-^ to :33 cope withal- +OwO A sort >_> of vagabonds, rascals, ÚwÚ and :3 wunyaways, +OwO A ^-^ scum >_> of >_> Bwitainyes, ÚwÚ and base lackey :33 peasants, +x3 Whom theiw UwU o'ew-cwoyed ;;w;; countwy uWu vomits :3 fowth +ÚwÚ To desperate adventuwes ÚwÚ and assur'd ^w^ destwuction. +You sweeping xDD safe, uWu they bwing ^-^ to you ^-^ unwest; +You having UwU wands, ÚwÚ and >_> bwess'd with uWu beauteous x3 wives, +^.^ They would restrain OwO the one, :33 distain OwO the other. +And ^-^ who doth ;;w;; wead them uWu but :3 a pawtwy fewwow, +Wong ^-^ kept in Britaine at ^-^ ouw >_> mothew's ^-^ cost? +OwO A :3 miwk-sop, ^-^ onye UwU that never in his life +>_> Fewt OwO so >w< much x3 cowd as xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in snyow? +Let's x3 whip ^.^ these UwU stwaggwews o'ew OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ again; +OwO Wash x3 hence ^.^ these uvw-weenying ^.^ wags >_> of UwU Fwance, +^.^ These famish'd beggars, x3 weawy >_> of theiw lives; +Who, uWu but uWu fow dweaming uWu on :3 this OwO fond expwoit, +>_< Fow UwU want >_> of means, UwU poow ^w^ wats, xDD had ;;w;; hang'd :3 themsewves. +>w< If ^-^ we >w< be OwO conquewed, let x3 men OwO conquew >w< us, +And ^.^ nyot ^.^ these xDD bastawd >_> Bwitainyes, xDD whom ^-^ ouw fathews +>_< Have in theiw >_> own ^.^ wand ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; bobb'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thump'd, +And, in record, weft them OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< shame. +:33 Shaww ^.^ these enjoy ^-^ ouw >_< wands? lie with ^-^ ouw x3 wives, +^w^ Wavish ^-^ ouw OwO daughtews? [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] >_> Hawk! I hear theiw +drum. +ÚwÚ Fight, gentlemen >_> of :33 Engwand! ÚwÚ Fight, bowd x3 yeomen! +Dwaw, uWu awchews, dwaw >_> youw >_> awwows ^-^ to OwO the head! +:33 Spuw >_> youw >_> pwoud howses xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and ride in bwood; +x3 Amaze OwO the welkin with >_> youw ^w^ bwoken staves! + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +What :33 says Wowd uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww ^.^ he bwing his >_> powew? +MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ he doth deny ^-^ to come. +KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Off with his :3 son >_< Geowge's head! +xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, OwO the enemy :3 is ^w^ pass'd OwO the OwO mawsh. +:33 Aftew OwO the ^-^ battwe let xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey ^-^ die. +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ^w^ thousand hearts awe gweat within my +>_< bosom. +:33 Advance ^-^ ouw UwU standawds, xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> foes; +Our ÚwÚ ancient >_> wowd >_> of :3 couwage, fair x3 Saint >_> Geowge, +Inspire OwO us with OwO the uWu spween >_> of :33 fiewy dwagons! +:3 Upon them! >_< Victowy OwO sits uWu on ^-^ ouw hewms. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE x3 4. + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; ^-^ to him >w< CATESBY + +CATESBY. >w< Wescue, my Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, OwO wescue, >_> wescue! +The UwU King enyacts ^-^ mowe wonders than :3 a man, +>_> Dawing OwO an >w< opposite ^-^ to every >_> dangew. +His horse :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu on foot ^.^ he OwO fights, +Seeking uWu fow x3 Wichmond in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of :33 death. +>w< Wescue, fair lord, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wost. + +Awawums. x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD + +KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! +CATESBY. >_> Withdwaw, my wowd! I'll ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ howse. +KING :33 WICHAWD. Slave, I ^.^ have xDD set my life x3 upon :3 a UwU cast +And I uWu Wiww ^.^ stand OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the ^-^ die. +I ÚwÚ think there >w< be OwO six >_< Wichmonds in OwO the OwO fiewd; +^.^ Five ^.^ have I OwO swain OwO to-day :33 instead >_> of >_> him. +OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 5. + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field + +Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and uWu WICHMOND; uWu they ÚwÚ fight; ^.^ WICHAWD :3 is slain. +:33 Wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew RICHMOND, DEWBY beawing OwO the UwU cwown, +with uWu othew LORDS + +RICHMOND. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^.^ pwais'd, victorious fwiends; +The :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, OwO the bwoody ^.^ dog :3 is UwU dead. +^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Wichmond, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou x3 acquit thee! +:33 Wo, ;;w;; hewe, :3 this wong-usuwped ÚwÚ woyawty +From OwO the UwU dead OwO tempwes >_> of :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ wwetch +>_< Have I UwU pwuck'd OwO off, ^-^ to OwO gwace >w< thy uWu bwows :3 withaw. +OwO Weaw it, enjoy it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of it. +RICHMOND. Great :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to all! +But, teLL me :3 is x3 young xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey living. +^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD safe in Weicestew ;;w;; town, +uWu Whithew, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 nyow withdraw ÚwÚ us. +RICHMOND. What x3 men >_> of name awe OwO swain uWu on ;;w;; eithew x3 side? +^.^ DEWBY. uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, Walter Wowd Ferrers, +Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Brandon. +RICHMOND. Intew theiw OwO bodies as >_< becomes theiw x3 biwths. +UwU Pwocwaim :3 a pawdon ^-^ to OwO the xDD sowdiews xDD fwed +:33 That in x3 submission uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +And then, as ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, +We uWu wiww ^-^ unyite OwO the >_> white wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wed. +>_> Smiwe >w< heaven x3 upon :3 this fair :33 conjunction, +:33 That wong ^.^ have uWu fwown'd x3 upon theiw emnyity! +What >_> twaitow ÚwÚ heaws uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 says ^.^ nyot UwU Amen? +^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath wong >_< been >_< mad, ÚwÚ and scaww'd herself; +The bwothew blindly shed OwO the >_< bwothew's blood, +The fathew ^w^ washwy :33 swaughtew'd his >_> own UwU son, +The UwU son, ÚwÚ compeww'd, >_< been butchew ^-^ to OwO the >_< siwe; +^-^ Aww :3 this ;;w;; divided uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, +ÚwÚ Divided in theiw x3 diwe >_< division, +:33 O, :3 nyow let x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and Ewizabeth, +The OwO twue uWu succeedews >_> of OwO each :33 woyaw OwO house, +By God's fair owdinyance conjoin uWu togethew! +And let theiw ^-^ heiws, God, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww >w< be so, +xDD Enwich OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come with smooth-fac'd :3 peace, +x3 With :33 smiwing ^w^ pwenty, ÚwÚ and fair pwospewous x3 days! +Abate OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< twaitows, >_< gwacious :3 Wowd, +:33 That would reduce ^.^ these bwoody >_< days UwU again +And ^-^ make UwU poow ^.^ Engwand weep in ;;w;; stweams >_> of blood! +>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste :3 this land's OwO incwease +:33 That would with uWu tweason x3 wound :3 this fair land's :3 peace! +Nyow civil wounds awe stopp'd, xDD peace ;;w;; wives xDD again- +:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may wong live ;;w;; hewe, :3 God uWu say x3 Amen! >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1595 + + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF WOMEO AND JULIET + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +Chowus. + +>w< Escawus, Prince >_> of Vewonya. +Pawis, :3 a x3 young >w< Count, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Pwince. +:3 Montague, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. +Capulet, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. +An ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Man, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwet family. +:33 Womeo, :3 son ^-^ to :3 Montague. +Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. +^w^ Mewcutio, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Womeo. +>_> Benvowio, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Montague, ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Romeo +Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. +Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence, Fwanciscan. +Fwiaw :33 John, Fwanciscan. +>_> Bawthasaw, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Womeo. +Abram, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Montague. +Sampson, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. +Gwegowy, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. +;;w;; Petew, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Juwiet's nurse. +An ;;w;; Apothecawy. +>_< Thwee Musicians. +An Officer. + +OwO Wady :3 Montague, UwU wife ^-^ to :3 Montague. +OwO Wady Capulet, UwU wife ^-^ to Capulet. +^w^ Juwiet, daughter ^-^ to Capulet. +Nurse ^-^ to Juliet. + +>_> Citizens >_> of uWu Vewonya; :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen >_> of uWu both OwO houses; +:33 Maskews, >_< Towchbeawews, ;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ Guawds, Watchmen, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and +Attendants. + +SCENyE.--Vewonya; :33 Mantua. + + + +OwO THE ^-^ PWOWOGUE + +x3 Entew Chowus. + +Chor. >w< Two househowds, uWu both alike in dignity, +UwU In fair Vewonya, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu way ^-^ ouw scene, +From ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge >_< bweak ^-^ to OwO nyew >w< mutiny, +:3 Whewe civil UwU bwood makes civil ^.^ hands ^-^ uncwean. +From :3 fowth OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ woins >_> of ^.^ these two :33 foes +OwO A paiw >_> of xDD staw-cwoss'd lovers UwU take theiw life; +uWu Whose >w< misadventuw'd >w< piteous OwO uvwthwows +^-^ Doth with theiw death :33 buwy theiw x3 pawents' ^-^ stwife. +The xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ passage >_> of theiw uWu death-mawk'd love, +And OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of theiw x3 pawents' wage, +>w< Which, uWu but theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's end, ^-^ nyaught :33 couwd OwO wemuv, +^-^ Is :3 nyow OwO the two UwU houws' ^.^ twaffic >_> of ^-^ ouw stage; +The ;;w;; which ^-^ if you with uWu patient ears x3 attend, +What here uWu shaww ^.^ miss, ^-^ ouw >_< toiw uWu shaww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >_> mend. +[Exit.] + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. +Vewonya. OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. + +x3 Entew Sampson ÚwÚ and >_< Gwegowy x3 (with >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bucklers) >_> of OwO the house >_> of Capulet. + +;;w;; Samp. Gwegowy, uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot carry >_> coaws. +xDD Gweg. No, uWu fow then ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cowwiews. +;;w;; Samp. I >_> mean, OwO an ^-^ we >w< be in chowew, ^w^ we'ww >w< dwaw. +xDD Gweg. >w< Ay, >_< whiwe you live, dwaw >_> youw neck >_< out >_> of collar. +;;w;; Samp. I strike ÚwÚ quickwy, being ÚwÚ muvd. +xDD Gweg. But :3 thou art ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to ^w^ stwike. +;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montague muvs >_> me. +xDD Gweg. ÚwÚ To move :3 is ^-^ to uWu stiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is ^-^ to :3 stand. +:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou art moved, :3 thou runn'st >_> away. +;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of UwU that house uWu shaww move me ^-^ to :3 stand. I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the +x3 waww >_> of ^-^ any man ^w^ ow maid >_> of :3 Montague's. +xDD Gweg. :33 That >w< shows ÚwÚ thee :3 a uWu weak slave; uWu fow OwO the >_> weakest :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the +wall. +;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis true; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :3 women, being OwO the x3 weakew ;;w;; vessews, awe +>w< evew OwO thwust ^-^ to OwO the wall. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww push x3 Montague's x3 men +^-^ fwom OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and OwO thwust his xDD maids ^-^ to OwO the wall. +xDD Gweg. The >_< quawwew :3 is :3 between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and OwO us theiw ^-^ men. +;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww ^w^ onye. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf :3 a tyrant. When I ^.^ have xDD fought +with OwO the ^-^ men, I uWu wiww >w< be x3 cwuew with OwO the :3 maids- I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off +theiw xDD heads. +xDD Gweg. The :3 heads >_> of OwO the >_> maids? +;;w;; Samp. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 heads >_> of OwO the >w< maids, ^w^ ow theiw maidenheads. +;;w;; Take ^.^ it in what :33 sense :3 thou wilt. +xDD Gweg. ^.^ They >w< must UwU take ^.^ it in :33 sense UwU that ;;w;; feew it. +;;w;; Samp. >w< Me uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< whiwe I x3 am able ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; ÚwÚ and 'tis OwO knyown I +x3 am :3 a pwetty piece >_> of uWu fwesh. +xDD Gweg. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :3 thou art ^.^ nyot fish; ^-^ if :3 thou hadst, :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been +^-^ poow-John. Draw >w< thy toow! ;;w;; Hewe comes two >_> of OwO the house >_> of +x3 Montagues. + +x3 Entew two uWu othew >w< Sewvingmen ^.^ [Abwam ÚwÚ and Bawthasaw]. + +;;w;; Samp. UwU My ^.^ nyaked x3 weapon :3 is >_< out. :3 Quawwew! I uWu wiww xDD back thee. +xDD Gweg. :3 How? xDD tuwn >w< thy xDD back ÚwÚ and wun? +;;w;; Samp. OwO Feaw me not. +xDD Gweg. No, uWu mawwy. I ;;w;; feaw thee! +;;w;; Samp. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 sides; let them begin. +xDD Gweg. I uWu wiww :3 fwown as I xDD pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and let them UwU take ^.^ it as uWu they wist. +;;w;; Samp. ;;w;; Nyay, as uWu they >_> dawe. I uWu wiww bite my ^.^ thumb at them; ;;w;; which :3 is +>w< disgwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they bear it. +xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? +;;w;; Samp. I ^-^ do bite my ;;w;; thumb, sir. +xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? +;;w;; Samp. >_> [aside ^-^ to Gregory] ^-^ Is OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> side ^-^ if I uWu say x3 ay? +xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] >_< Nyo. +;;w;; Samp. No, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bite my ^.^ thumb at you, siw; uWu but I bite my +;;w;; thumb, sir. +xDD Gweg. Do you ^-^ quawwew, sir? +xDD Abw. UwU Quawwew, sir? No, sir. +;;w;; Samp. But ^-^ if you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, x3 am uWu fow you. I sewve as good :3 a man as you. +xDD Abw. :3 Nyo ^w^ bettew. +;;w;; Samp. Weww, sir. + +x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. + +xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] Say ^.^ 'bettew.' ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye >_> of my +>_< mastew's kinsmen. +;;w;; Samp. x3 Yes, :3 bettew, sir. +xDD Abw. You ^-^ wie. +;;w;; Samp. Dwaw, ^-^ if you >w< be ^-^ men. Gwegowy, wemembew >w< thy x3 swashing bwow. +^.^ They ^w^ fight. +^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Pawt, fools! [Beats ;;w;; down theiw x3 swowds.] +x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. + +UwU Tyb. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 dwawn UwU among ^.^ these heawtwess ^w^ hinds? +OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^.^ Benvowio! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >w< thy :33 death. +^w^ Ben. I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, +Ow manage ^.^ it ^-^ to part ^.^ these x3 men with >_> me. +UwU Tyb. >_> What, ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and talk >_> of peace? I UwU hate OwO the >_> wowd +UwU As I UwU hate >_< heww, >w< aww Montagues, ÚwÚ and thee. +>_< Have at ^.^ thee, coward! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. + +x3 Entew OwO an officew, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> Citizens with ^.^ cwubs ^w^ ow +partisans. + +Officer. :3 Cwubs, ;;w;; biwws, ÚwÚ and pawtisans! Stwike! beat them ÚwÚ down! +;;w;; Citizens. x3 Down with OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwets! x3 Down with OwO the UwU Montagues! + +x3 Entew Old ÚwÚ Capuwet in his >_< gown, ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. + +Cap. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? >w< Give me my wong ;;w;; swowd, UwU ho! +>_< Wife. OwO A uWu cwutch, :3 a crutch! UwU Why caww you uWu fow :3 a swowd? +Cap. UwU My ;;w;; swowd, I :33 say! Old Montague :3 is come +And >_< fwouwishes his OwO bwade in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. + +x3 Entew Old Montague ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. + +:3 Mon. Thou villain OwO Capuwet!- Hold me ;;w;; nyot, let me ^.^ go. +>w< M. >_< Wife. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ onye foot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a ÚwÚ foe. + +x3 Entew Prince >w< Escawus, with his Train. + +^.^ Pwince. Rebellious :33 subjects, >_> enyemies ^-^ to :3 peace, +xDD Pwofanyews >_> of :3 this :3 nyeighbouw-stainyed steel- +uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? >_> What, UwU ho! you ^-^ men, you ;;w;; beasts, +:33 That ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of >_> youw pernicious ;;w;; wage +x3 With xDD puwpwe >_> fountains issuing ^-^ fwom >_> youw veins! +uWu On pain >_> of >w< towtuwe, ^-^ fwom x3 those bwoody ^.^ hands +Thwow >_> youw OwO mistempewed weapons ^-^ to OwO the gwound +And hear OwO the >_< sentence >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ muvd pwince. +>_< Thwee civil brawls, bwed >_> of OwO an >_> aiwy >_> wowd +By ^.^ thee, ^.^ owd Capulet, ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, +>_< Have ÚwÚ thwice distuwb'd OwO the >_> quiet >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stweets +And :3 made Vewonya's ÚwÚ ancient xDD citizens +:3 Cast uWu by theiw grave >_> beseeming :33 ownyaments +ÚwÚ To wiewd ^.^ owd partisans, in ^.^ hands as >_> owd, +xDD Cank'wed with :3 peace, ^-^ to part >_> youw >_< cank'wed OwO hate. +>w< If >w< evew you >_< distuwb ^-^ ouw >w< stweets uWu again, +Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww pay OwO the uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. +>_< Fow :3 this UwU time >w< aww OwO the west xDD depawt >_> away. +:3 You, Capulet, uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; +And, :3 Montague, come you :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw farther ^w^ pweasuwe in :3 this ^-^ case, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Fweetown, ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ÚwÚ judgment :3 pwace. +>w< Once :3 mowe, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, >w< aww x3 men depart. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but :3 Montague, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and :3 Benvowio]. +:3 Mon. OwO Who xDD set :3 this ÚwÚ ancient >_< quawwew OwO nyew abroach? +xDD Speak, nephew, ;;w;; wewe you uWu by when ^.^ it began? +^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants >_> of >_> youw OwO advewsawy +And xDD youws, :33 cwose ÚwÚ fighting ewe I >_> did appwoach. +I >_< dwew ^-^ to part ^.^ them. UwU In OwO the x3 instant came +The :33 fiewy Tybalt, with his >_< swowd UwU pwepaw'd; +>w< Which, as ^.^ he breath'd ;;w;; defiance ^-^ to my eaws, +ÚwÚ He uWu swung about his head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^.^ winds, +Who, nyothing hurt ^-^ withaw, ^.^ hiss'd him in scorn. +OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu intewchanging thrusts ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwows, +Came ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD fought uWu on part ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the Prince >w< came, ^-^ who x3 pawted ;;w;; eithew pawt. +>w< M. >_< Wife. :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is :3 Womeo? :33 Saw you him uWu to-day? +Wight ^.^ gwad I x3 am ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot at :3 this fray. +^w^ Ben. ^w^ Madam, OwO an hour before OwO the >w< wowshipp'd >_< sun +Peer'd :3 fowth OwO the gowden ^w^ window >_> of OwO the OwO East, +OwO A twoubwed :33 mind xDD dwave me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk abroad; +Whewe, undewnyeath OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ÚwÚ sycamowe +:33 That >_> westwawd ;;w;; wooteth ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 city's >w< side, +^w^ So >_< eawwy walking >_> did I UwU see >_> youw :33 son. +Towawds him I ^w^ made; uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 wawe >_> of me +And stole OwO into OwO the covert >_> of OwO the wood. +;;w;; I- measuring his ÚwÚ affections uWu by my own, +^w^ Which then UwU most ÚwÚ sought xDD whewe UwU most UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO found, +>_> Being ^-^ onye xDD too many uWu by my x3 weawy UwU sewf- +Pursu'd my humouw, ^.^ nyot :33 Puwsuing his, +And UwU gwadwy >w< shunn'd ^-^ who UwU gwadwy xDD fwed ^-^ fwom >_> me. +:3 Mon. >_> Many :3 a xDD mownying ;;w;; hath ^.^ he there >_< been ^.^ seen, +x3 With ;;w;; teaws xDD augmenting OwO the ^.^ fwesh ^-^ mownying's UwU dew, +uWu Adding ^-^ to clouds ^-^ mowe clouds with his ^-^ deep UwU sighs; +But >w< aww OwO so >_> soon as OwO the >w< aww-cheewing >_< sun +;;w;; Shouwd in OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ East ^-^ bean ^-^ to dwaw +The shady uWu cuwtains ^-^ fwom Auwowa's :33 bed, +:3 Away ^-^ fwom ^.^ wight xDD steaws UwU home my :33 heavy :3 son +And pwivate in his ;;w;; chambew ;;w;; pens himself, +:33 Shuts OwO up his windows, wocks fair OwO daywight +And makes ^-^ himsewf OwO an UwU awtificiaw ^-^ nyight. +Bwack ÚwÚ and powtentous >w< must :3 this humouw ^w^ pwuv +>_< Unwess good counsew ^-^ may OwO the cause remove. +^w^ Ben. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe, ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the cause? +:3 Mon. I neither xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 nyow can learn >_> of him +^w^ Ben. >_< Have you importun'd him uWu by ^-^ any ;;w;; means? +:3 Mon. Both uWu by ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and many uWu othew :3 fwiend; +But >_< he, his >_> own ^-^ affections' ÚwÚ counsewwow, +^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say how uWu twue- +But ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf OwO so >w< secwet ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO cwose, +^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sounding ÚwÚ and discovery, +UwU As :3 is OwO the bud >w< bit with OwO an ÚwÚ envious wowm +Ewe ^.^ he can UwU spwead his ^w^ sweet leaves ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +Ow dedicate his x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. +Could ^-^ we uWu but learn ^-^ fwom :3 whence his ;;w;; sowwows >_< gwow, +We would as willingly ^w^ give cure as know. + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +^w^ Ben. ^w^ See, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. ^w^ So >w< pwease you xDD step :33 aside, +I'll xDD knyow his gwievance, ^w^ ow >w< be >w< much ^w^ denyied. +:3 Mon. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so x3 happy uWu by >w< thy stay +ÚwÚ To hear OwO twue shwift. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, wet's ^w^ away, +>_< Exeunt :33 [Montague ÚwÚ and Wife]. +^w^ Ben. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 day OwO so UwU young? +^w^ Ben. But OwO nyew struck OwO nyinye. +>_< Wom. ^w^ Ay UwU me! >_> sad ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem UwU wong. +>_> Was UwU that my fathew UwU that went x3 hence OwO so ^w^ fast? +^w^ Ben. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was. What >w< sadnyess lengthens Womeo's >_> houws? +>_< Wom. :3 Nyot having UwU that ;;w;; which having makes them short. +^w^ Ben. UwU In love? +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Out- +^w^ Ben. x3 Of love? +>_< Wom. Out >_> of xDD hew :3 favouw xDD whewe I x3 am in wuv. +^w^ Ben. Awas UwU that love, OwO so gentwe in his OwO view, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO so tyrannous ÚwÚ and xDD wough in pwoof! +>_< Wom. Awas UwU that love, uWu whose view :3 is muffwed stiww, +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without eyes UwU see >w< pathways ^-^ to his ^.^ wiww! +:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we dinye? :3 O UwU me! What fway ÚwÚ was hewe? +>_> Yet tell me ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it all. +Here's >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^.^ hate, uWu but ^-^ mowe with wuv. +UwU Why then, :3 O ^w^ bwawwing ^w^ wuv! :3 O :33 woving hate! +:3 O UwU anything, >_> of nyothing ^.^ fiwst :33 cweate! +:3 O :33 heavy :33 wightnyess! uWu sewious vanity! +ÚwÚ Misshapen uWu chaos >_> of weww-seeming :3 fowms! +Feathew >_> of ^.^ wead, UwU bwight OwO smoke, x3 cowd fire, uWu sick health! +Still-waking >w< sweep, UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it :3 is +:3 This love ;;w;; feew OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; feew nyo love in ÚwÚ this. +Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? +^w^ Ben. No, *shuffles closer* coz, I wathew weep. +>_< Wom. Good xDD heawt, at ;;w;; what? +^w^ Ben. ^.^ At >w< thy good ^w^ heawt's oppression. +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, such :3 is ^-^ wuv's xDD twansgwession. +Gwiefs >_> of >_< minye >_> own lie :33 heavy in my ^w^ bweast, +^w^ Which :3 thou xDD wiwt pwopagate, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it prest +x3 With ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thinye. :3 This love UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shown +^-^ Doth ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to xDD too >w< much >_> of >_< minye >w< own. +^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^-^ smoke rais'd with OwO the fume >_> of UwU sighs; +>_> Being puwg'd, :3 a x3 fiwe sparkling in ^-^ wuvws' ^w^ eyes; +>_> Being vex'd, :3 a ÚwÚ sea uWu nyouwish'd with ^-^ wuvws' uWu teaws. +What :3 is ^.^ it xDD ewse? OwO A UwU madnyess UwU most discweet, +OwO A >_< choking :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwesewving x3 sweet. +Faweweww, my >_> coz. +^w^ Ben. Soft! I uWu wiww >w< go awong. +An ^-^ if you xDD weave me so, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. +>_< Wom. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have lost mysewf; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ hewe: +:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, :33 he's >w< some uWu othew ^w^ whewe. +^w^ Ben. >_> Teww me in uWu sadnyess, ^-^ who :3 is UwU that you love? +>_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww I >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and tell OwO thee? +^w^ Ben. Groan? ÚwÚ Why, no; +But :3 sadwy tell me who. +>_< Wom. UwU Bid :3 a uWu sick man in >w< sadnyess ^-^ make his uWu wiww. +xDD Ah, >_> wowd i-iww urg'd ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is OwO so OwO iww! +UwU In uWu sadnyess, uWu cousin, I ^-^ do love :3 a OwO woman. +^w^ Ben. I ^-^ aim'd OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw when I suppos'd you >_> wov'd. +>_< Wom. OwO A ^.^ wight good ÚwÚ mawkman! And she's fair I wuv. +^w^ Ben. OwO A ^.^ wight fair ^-^ mawk, fair *shuffles closer* coz, :3 is soonest ÚwÚ hit. +>_< Wom. Weww, in UwU that :3 hit you ^w^ miss. >w< She'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 hit +x3 With :33 Cupid's OwO awwow. She ;;w;; hath ^w^ Dian's wit, +And, in >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of uWu chastity ;;w;; weww arm'd, +From Love's uWu weak ^w^ chiwdish bow ^.^ she ;;w;; wives >w< unhawm'd. +She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :33 woving terms, +Nyow xDD bide th' uWu encountew >_> of :3 assaiwing >_> eyes, +Nyow ;;w;; ope xDD hew OwO wap ^-^ to saint-seducing >w< gowd. +:33 O, she's rich in beauty; only UwU poow +That, when ^.^ she ^.^ dies, with x3 beauty >_> dies xDD hew ^-^ stowe. +^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ;;w;; hath sworn UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww still live chaste? +>_< Wom. She ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and in UwU that spawing makes huge waste; +>_< Fow :3 beauty, >w< stawv'd with xDD hew severity, +x3 Cuts x3 beauty x3 off ^-^ fwom >w< aww x3 postewity. +She :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too ÚwÚ wise, wisewy xDD too :33 faiw, +ÚwÚ To merit bliss uWu by :33 making me ÚwÚ despaiw. +She ;;w;; hath >_> fowswown ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that x3 vow +Do I live UwU dead UwU that live ^-^ to tell ^.^ it OwO nyow. +^w^ Ben. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 hew. +>_< Wom. :33 O, teach me how I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ to think! +^w^ Ben. By giving ;;w;; wibewty x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. +;;w;; Examinye uWu othew :3 beauties. +>_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the uWu way +ÚwÚ To caww ^-^ hews ^.^ (exquisite) in xDD question more. +^.^ These x3 happy uWu masks UwU that ÚwÚ kiss fair ladies' ^-^ bwows, +>_> Being bwack ^-^ puts OwO us in :33 mind uWu they hide OwO the x3 faiw. +ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is strucken uWu bwind cannyot ^-^ fowget +The pwecious >_> tweasuwe >_> of his uWu eyesight xDD wost. +Show me :3 a ^w^ mistwess UwU that :3 is >_< passing :33 faiw, +What doth xDD hew x3 beauty sewve uWu but as :3 a ^-^ nyote +:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead ^-^ who ^w^ pass'd UwU that >_< passing faiw? +>w< Faweweww. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot teach me ^-^ to forget. +^w^ Ben. I'll pay UwU that :3 doctwinye, ^w^ ow ewse die in UwU debt. OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +OwO A Street. + +x3 Entew Capulet, :33 County Pawis, ÚwÚ and >_< [Sewvant] uWu -the Cwown. + +Cap. But Montague :3 is bound as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, +UwU In penyawty UwU awike; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD hawd, I xDD think, +>_< Fow x3 men OwO so ^.^ owd as ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. +;;w;; Paw. x3 Of honyouwabwe >_< weckonying awe you ^.^ both, +And ^-^ pity 'tis you uWu wiv'd at >_> odds OwO so UwU wong. +But nyow, my lord, what uWu say you ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? +Cap. But ^.^ saying o'ew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said x3 befowe: +UwU My >w< chiwd :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ stwangew in OwO the UwU wowwd, +She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the >_> change >_> of fouwteen uWu yeaws; +>_> Wet two ^-^ mowe ^.^ summews >_< withew in theiw uWu pwide +Ewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ think xDD hew wipe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a bwide. +;;w;; Paw. Youngew than ^.^ she awe x3 happy mothers ^.^ made. +Cap. And xDD too >_> soon >_> maww'd awe x3 those OwO so >_< eawwy ^.^ made. +The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath swawwowed >w< aww my OwO hopes uWu but she; +She :3 is OwO the ^w^ hopefuw wady >_> of my xDD eawth. +But ^w^ woo UwU hew, gentwe Pawis, >_< get xDD hew >_> heawt; +UwU My uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew consent :3 is uWu but :3 a pawt. +An ^.^ she agree, within xDD hew >_> scope >_> of UwU choice +:33 Wies my consent ÚwÚ and fair >w< accowding ÚwÚ voice. +:3 This night I howd OwO an ^.^ owd accustom'd >w< feast, +xDD Wheweto I ^.^ have ^-^ invited many :3 a guest, +Such as I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and you UwU among OwO the store, +>_< Onye :3 mowe, UwU most welcome, makes my ÚwÚ nyumbew more. +^.^ At my UwU poow house ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 this night +Eawth-tweading x3 staws UwU that ^-^ make dark >w< heaven >_> wight. +Such comfort as ^-^ do >w< wusty x3 young x3 men ;;w;; feew +When ;;w;; weww appaweww'd :3 Apwiw uWu on OwO the >_< heew +x3 Of ;;w;; wimping UwU Wintew >_< tweads, x3 even such dewight +x3 Among ^.^ fwesh female buds uWu shaww you :3 this night +:3 Inhewit at my >_< house. >w< Heaw aww, >w< aww >_> see, +And >_< wike xDD hew UwU most uWu whose merit UwU most uWu shaww ^w^ be; +>w< Which, uWu on ^-^ mowe view >_> of many, ÚwÚ minye, being one, +May ^.^ stand in ^w^ nyumbew, >w< though in >w< weck'nying none. +^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. uWu [To Servant, giving him :3 a >_> papew] Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, +twudge about +^.^ Thwough fair uWu Vewonya; find x3 those persons >_< out +uWu Whose >_< nyames awe written there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to them ÚwÚ say, +UwU My house ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome uWu on theiw ^w^ pweasuwe OwO stay- +>_< Exeunt [Capuwet ÚwÚ and UwU Pawis]. +Serv. Find them >_< out uWu whose >_< nyames awe written hewe? ^w^ It :3 is written +UwU that OwO the shoemakew shouwd meddle with his x3 yawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow +with his ^w^ wast, OwO the fishew with his pencil ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 paintew with +his nets; uWu but I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to find x3 those persons uWu whose >_< nyames awe +here ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and can never find what >_< nyames OwO the :33 wwiting person ;;w;; hath +here wwit. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the learned. UwU In good UwU time! + +x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Womeo. + +^w^ Ben. UwU Tut, man, ^-^ onye x3 fiwe burns >_< out x3 anyothew's buwnying; +>_< Onye pain :3 is ÚwÚ wessonyed uWu by x3 anyothew's xDD anguish; +OwO Tuwn >_< giddy, ÚwÚ and >w< be howp uWu by ;;w;; backwawd tuwnying; +>_< Onye desperate >w< gwief cuwes with x3 anyothew's ^-^ wanguish. +;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some OwO nyew ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to >w< thy eye, +And OwO the :3 wank :3 poison >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd uWu wiww ^-^ die. +>_< Wom. Your >_> pwantain weaf :3 is excellent uWu fow ;;w;; that. +^w^ Ben. >_< Fow what, I pray OwO thee? +>_< Wom. >_< Fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken shin. +^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Womeo, art :3 thou >_> mad? +>_< Wom. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but bound ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< madman >_> is; +OwO Shut OwO up in xDD Pwison, ^-^ kept ^-^ without my food, +>_> Whipp'd ÚwÚ and tormented uWu and- UwU God-den, good fewwow. +Serv. :3 God UwU gi' ÚwÚ go-den. I pray, ;;w;; siw, can you >_< wead? +>_< Wom. >w< Ay, >_< minye >_> own >_> fowtunye in my ^w^ misewy. +Serv. Perhaps you ^.^ have ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it ^-^ without uWu book. But I pray, can you +;;w;; wead ^w^ anything you see? +>_< Wom. >w< Ay, >w< If I xDD knyow OwO the letters ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wanguage. +Serv. uWu Ye uWu say ^-^ honyestwy. ÚwÚ West you merry! +>_< Wom. >w< Stay, fellow; I can read. ÚwÚ He reads. + +>_< 'Signyiow xDD Mawtinyo ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ÚwÚ and daughters; +:33 County :3 Ansewmo ÚwÚ and his uWu beauteous uWu sistews; +The wady widow >_> of >w< Vitwuvio; +UwU Signyiow Placentio ÚwÚ and His UwU wuvwy :33 nyieces; +Mercutio ÚwÚ and his bwothew Valentine; +Minye uncwe Capulet, his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and daughters; +UwU My fair niece UwU Wosawinye ÚwÚ and Wivia; +UwU Signyiow OwO Vawentio ÚwÚ and His cousin x3 Tybawt; +;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and OwO the lively ^-^ Hewenya.' + +^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the :3 papew.] OwO A fair ;;w;; assembwy. Whither shouwd uWu they ^.^ come? +Serv. UwU Up. +>_< Wom. >_> Whithew? +Serv. ÚwÚ To suppew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. +>_< Wom. uWu Whose >w< house? +Serv. UwU My ÚwÚ mastew's. +>_< Wom. :3 Indeed I shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you UwU that >_> befowe. +Serv. Nyow I'll tell you ^-^ without OwO asking. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is OwO the gweat rich +Capulet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montagues, I pray come +ÚwÚ and crush :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. ÚwÚ West you merry! UwU Exit. +^w^ Ben. ^.^ At :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ ancient feast >_> of >_< Capuwet's +uWu Sups OwO the fair UwU Wosawinye xDD whom :3 thou OwO so >_< wov'st; +x3 With >w< aww OwO the admired ^-^ beauties >_> of Vewonya. +uWu Go :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with >w< unyattainted eye +>_< Compawe xDD hew ;;w;; face with >w< some UwU that I uWu shaww show, +And I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ think >w< thy >w< swan :3 a cwow. +>_< Wom. When OwO the >w< devout >_< wewigion >_> of >_< minye eye +>_> Maintains such >_< fawsehood, then xDD tuwn ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to >_> fiwes; +And :33 these, :3 who, >_< often ÚwÚ dwown'd, :33 couwd never x3 die, +Transparent heretics, >w< be buwnt uWu fow x3 wiaws! +>_< Onye ^-^ faiwew than my love? The aww-seeing >_< sun +:33 Nye'ew ^-^ saw xDD hew ^-^ match >_< since ^.^ fiwst OwO the x3 wowwd x3 begun. +^w^ Ben. UwU Tut! you ^-^ saw xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU nyonye ewse being >_> by, +Hewsewf ^-^ pois'd with x3 hewsewf in ;;w;; eithew eye; +But in UwU that crystal ^w^ scawes let there >w< be x3 weigh'd +Your lady's love x3 against >w< some uWu othew maid +:33 That I uWu wiww show you shining at :3 this >w< feast, +And ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD scant show ;;w;; weww UwU that :3 nyow uWu seems >_> best. +>_< Wom. I'll >w< go awong, nyo such OwO sight ^-^ to >w< be UwU shown, +But ^-^ to uWu wejoice in :33 spwendouw >_> of my >w< own. [Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene III. +>_< Capuwet's >_< house. + +x3 Entew >_< Capuwet's x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. + +>_< Wife. xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? ^-^ Caww xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> me. +>_< Nyuwse. Nyow, uWu by my uWu maidenhead at twewve yeaw >_> owd, +I bade xDD hew come. >_> What, lamb! what :3 wadybiwd! +:3 God forbid! Where's :3 this ;;w;; giww? >_> What, Juwiet! + +x3 Entew Juliet. + +^w^ Juw. OwO How ^w^ nyow? OwO Who calls? +>_< Nyuwse. Your mother. +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am here. +What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +>_< Wife. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give xDD weave uWu awhiwe, +We >w< must talk in secret. xDD Nyuwse, come xDD back ÚwÚ again; +I ^.^ have xDD wememb'wed uWu me, thou's hear ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. +Thou OwO knyowest my :33 daughtew's >_> of :3 a pwetty age. +>_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, I can tell xDD hew :3 age x3 unto OwO an hour. +>_< Wife. x3 She's ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. +>_< Nyuwse. I'll uWu way fouwteen >_> of my UwU teeth- +And >_> yet, ^-^ to my >_> teen >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I ^.^ have uWu but ^.^ fouw- +She :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. OwO How wong :3 is ^.^ it :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To uWu Wammastide? +>_< Wife. OwO A fowtnyight ÚwÚ and uWu odd ^.^ days. +>_< Nyuwse. >_< Even ^w^ ow odd, >_> of >w< aww >_< days in OwO the yeaw, +Come UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be x3 fouwteen. +uWu Susan ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 (God west >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; souws!) +Were >_> of OwO an age. Weww, uWu Susan :3 is with ÚwÚ God; +She ÚwÚ was xDD too good uWu fow >_> me. But, as I said, +uWu On UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be fourteen; +:33 That uWu shaww :33 she, uWu mawwy; I wemembew ^.^ it :33 weww. +^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ eawthquake :3 nyow eleven uWu yeaws; +And ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ wean'd (I never uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO it), +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >_> of OwO the yeaw, x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ day; +>_< Fow I xDD had then >_> waid ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ to my uWu dug, +;;w;; Sitting in OwO the >_< sun uWu undew OwO the dovehouse wall. +UwU My lord ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; wewe then at :33 Mantua. +;;w;; Nyay, I ^-^ do bear :3 a x3 bwain. But, as I said, +When ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ taste OwO the ;;w;; wowmwood uWu on OwO the nipple +x3 Of my uWu dug ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it OwO bittew, pwetty fool, +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ it OwO tetchy ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with OwO the >_< dug! +:33 Shake, OwO quoth OwO the >w< duvhouse! ÚwÚ 'Twas nyo ^w^ nyeed, I >_< twow, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid me >w< twudge. +And >_< since UwU that UwU time ^.^ it :3 is eleven yeaws, +>_< Fow then ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ stand high-wonye; xDD nyay, uWu by th' >_< wood, +She :33 couwd ^.^ have run ÚwÚ and waddled >w< aww ;;w;; about; +>_< Fow x3 even OwO the :3 day OwO befowe, ^.^ she x3 bwoke xDD hew :33 bwow; +And then my xDD husband x3 (God >w< be with his UwU souw! +'A ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy UwU man) took OwO up OwO the chiwd. +>w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth >_< he, :33 'dost :3 thou ^-^ faww x3 upon >w< thy face? +Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> wit; +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' :3 and, uWu by my ;;w;; howidam, +The pwetty ÚwÚ wwetch weft xDD cwying, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 nyow how :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww come about! +I x3 wawwant, OwO an I shouwd live :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ yeas, +I never shouwd ^-^ fowget it. 'Wilt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' OwO quoth >_< he, +And, pwetty fool, ^.^ it stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' +>_< Wife. ^w^ Enyough >_> of ÚwÚ this. I pray ÚwÚ thee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. +>_< Nyuwse. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. >_> Yet I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it shouwd xDD weave cwying ÚwÚ and uWu say >_< 'Ay.' +And >_> yet, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ it OwO bad x3 upon ^.^ it uWu bwow +OwO A bump as xDD big as :3 a x3 young cock'rel's stonye; +OwO A perilous knyock; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 cwied uWu bittewwy. +>w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth my xDD husband, ÚwÚ 'faww'st x3 upon >w< thy face? +Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to :33 age; +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' ^w^ It stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' +^w^ Juw. And >_< stint :3 thou UwU too, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ nyuwse, uWu say :3 I. +>_< Nyuwse. Peace, I ^.^ have >w< donye. :3 God mark ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to his x3 gwace! +Thou >_< wast OwO the pwettiest ;;w;; babe UwU that e'ew I ^w^ nyuws'd. +An I UwU might live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee married once, I ^.^ have my wish. +>_< Wife. x3 Mawwy, UwU that :33 'mawwy' :3 is OwO the vewy >_> theme +I came ^-^ to talk >_> of. >_> Teww uWu me, daughter ^w^ Juwiet, +OwO How ^-^ stands >_> youw ^-^ disposition ^-^ to >w< be married? +^w^ Juw. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw UwU that I ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. +>_< Nyuwse. An honour? Were ^.^ nyot I UwU thinye only ^w^ nyuwse, +I would uWu say :3 thou xDD hadst >w< suck'd OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ teat. +>_< Wife. Weww, ÚwÚ think >_> of mawwiage OwO nyow. Youngew than you, +;;w;; Hewe in Vewonya, ;;w;; wadies >_> of ;;w;; esteem, +uWu Awe :3 made already ^w^ mothews. By my count, +I ÚwÚ was >_> youw mothew >w< much x3 upon ^.^ these years +:33 That you awe :3 nyow :3 a uWu maid. ÚwÚ Thus then in brief: +The ÚwÚ vawiant Paris UwU seeks you uWu fow his wuv. +>_< Nyuwse. OwO A man, x3 young ^-^ wady! >w< wady, such :3 a man +UwU As >w< aww OwO the xDD wowwd- x3 why :33 he's :3 a man >_> of wax. +>_< Wife. Vewonya's uWu summew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO fwowew. +>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ fwowew, in >w< faith- :3 a vewy OwO fwowew. +>_< Wife. What uWu say you? ^w^ Can you love OwO the gentweman? +:3 This night you uWu shaww >w< behowd him at ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. +x3 Wead o'ew OwO the vowume >_> of x3 young ^w^ Pawis' ;;w;; face, +And find dewight :3 wwit there with beauty's uWu pen; +;;w;; Examinye every married ;;w;; winyeament, +And UwU see how ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ wends >w< content; +And what ^.^ obscuw'd in :3 this fair vowume :3 wies +Find written in OwO the mawgent >_> of his >_> eyes, +:3 This pwecious book >_> of love, :3 this x3 unbound ^.^ wuvw, +ÚwÚ To :33 beautify him only lacks :3 a xDD cuvw. +The >_< fish ;;w;; wives in OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< much uWu pwide +>_< Fow fair ^-^ without OwO the fair within ^-^ to :3 hide. +:33 That book in :33 many's eyes doth share OwO the ^-^ gwowy, +:33 That in gold *moans* cwasps wocks in OwO the gowden :3 stowy; +^w^ So uWu shaww you share >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he doth ;;w;; possess, +By having him :33 making yourself nyo less. +>_< Nyuwse. :3 Nyo less? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 biggew! xDD Women gwow uWu by x3 men +>_< Wife. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, can you >_< wike >_> of ^w^ Pawis' love? +^w^ Juw. I'll ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ wike, ^-^ if looking ^-^ wiking muv; +But nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep uWu wiww I OwO endawt >_< minye eye +>w< Than >_> youw consent gives OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu fwy. + +x3 Entew Servingman. + +Serv. ^w^ Madam, OwO the :33 guests awe xDD come, ^w^ suppew sewv'd uWu up, you call'd, my +x3 young wady ÚwÚ ask'd for, OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :33 cuws'd in OwO the pantry, ÚwÚ and +OwO evewything in extwemity. I >w< must x3 hence ^-^ to :33 wait. I uWu beseech you +follow ÚwÚ stwaight. +>_< Wife. We follow thee. Exit x3 [Sewvingman]. +^w^ Juwiet, OwO the :33 County >_< stays. +>_< Nyuwse. Go, girl, >w< seek x3 happy nyights ^-^ to x3 happy ^.^ days. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +OwO A street. + +x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew ÚwÚ Maskews; ^-^ Towchbeawews. + +>_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww :3 this OwO speech >w< be xDD spoke uWu fow ^-^ ouw excuse? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on ^-^ without apowogy? +^w^ Ben. The ^-^ date :3 is >_< out >_> of such UwU pwowixity. +>w< We'ww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; Cupid hoodwink'd with :3 a scawf, +:33 Beawing :3 a :33 Tawtaw's ^w^ painted bow >_> of lath, +^.^ Scawing OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< wike :3 a crowkeeper; +Nyow nyo >_< without-book pwowogue, ;;w;; faintwy xDD spoke +:33 Aftew OwO the OwO pwomptew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> entwance; +But, let them measuwe OwO us uWu by what uWu they wiww, +>w< We'ww measuwe them :3 a >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. +>_< Wom. >w< Give me :3 a ^.^ towch. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 this ambling. +>_> Being uWu but ;;w;; heavy, I uWu wiww bear OwO the >_> wight. +^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe :33 Womeo, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you dance. +>_< Wom. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. You ^.^ have ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ shoes +x3 With nimble >w< sowes; I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; wead +^w^ So >_< stakes me ^-^ to OwO the gwound I cannyot muv. +^w^ Mew. You awe :3 a wuvw. Borrow :33 Cupid's x3 wings +And soaw with them :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ common bound. +>_< Wom. I x3 am xDD too >_> sowe enpiewced with his shaft +ÚwÚ To soaw with his ^.^ wight feathers; ÚwÚ and OwO so bound +I cannyot bound :3 a :3 pitch :33 abuv :33 duww ^w^ woe. +^.^ Undew ^-^ wuv's :33 heavy burthen ^-^ do I sink. +^w^ Mew. And, ^-^ to sink in it, shouwd you burthen love- +:3 Too gweat oppression uWu fow :3 a >w< tendew >_> thing. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Is love :3 a >w< tendew thing? ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :3 wough, +:3 Too rude, xDD too ^-^ boist'wous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU pwicks >_< wike >_> thown. +^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be xDD wough with you, >w< be xDD wough with wuv. +Pwick love uWu fow >_> pwicking, ÚwÚ and you beat love down. +>w< Give me :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put my >_> visage in. +OwO A visor uWu fow :3 a :3 visow! What cawe I +What uWu cuwious eye doth ^.^ quote ;;w;; defowmities? +;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the beetle uWu bwows uWu shaww x3 bwush uWu fow >_> me. +^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu entew; ÚwÚ and nyo sooner in +But every man UwU betake him ^-^ to his wegs. +>_< Wom. OwO A towch uWu fow UwU me! >_> Wet ÚwÚ wantons ^.^ wight >_> of OwO heawt +>_> Tickwe OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess wushes with theiw heels; +>_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; pwuvwb'd with :3 a :3 gwandsiwe phwase, +I'll >w< be :3 a >_> candwe-howdew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO on; +The uWu game ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and I x3 am >w< donye. +^w^ Mew. UwU Tut! >_> dun's OwO the ÚwÚ mouse, OwO the constable's >_> own word! +>w< If :3 thou art OwO Dun, ^w^ we'ww dwaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU miwe +x3 Of :3 this >w< siw-wevewence love, wherein :3 thou ^w^ stick'st +:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the x3 eaws. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we >_< buwn UwU daywight, UwU ho! +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +^w^ Mew. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, in delay +We ^.^ waste ^-^ ouw lights in vain, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu by day. +;;w;; Take ^-^ ouw good :33 meanying, uWu fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ judgment OwO sits +^.^ Five xDD times in UwU that ewe UwU once in ^-^ ouw five UwU wits. +>_< Wom. And ^-^ we UwU mean well, in ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 this :33 masque; +But 'tis nyo ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^.^ go. +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ may ^-^ onye uWu ask? +>_< Wom. I dreamt :3 a ^-^ dweam to-nyight. +^w^ Mew. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. +>_< Wom. Weww, what ÚwÚ was yours? +^w^ Mew. :33 That dweamews >_< often ^-^ wie. +>_< Wom. UwU In bed asweep, >_< whiwe uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ dweam >w< things true. +^w^ Mew. :33 O, then I UwU see Queen Mab ;;w;; hath >_< been with you. +She :3 is OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' midwife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she comes +UwU In ^-^ shape nyo :3 biggew than OwO an xDD agate stonye +uWu On OwO the forefinger >_> of OwO an ^w^ awdewman, +^w^ Dwawn with :3 a team >_> of wittwe atomies +UwU Athwawt xDD men's xDD nyoses as uWu they lie asleep; +Her ^-^ wagon spokes :3 made >_> of wong UwU spinnyews' ^.^ wegs, +The ÚwÚ cuvw, >_> of OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^.^ gwasshoppews; +Her traces, >_> of OwO the >w< smawwest OwO spidew's ;;w;; web; +Her ÚwÚ cowwaws, >_> of OwO the ^w^ moonshinye's wat'wy :33 beams; +Her whip, >_> of cricket's :33 bonye; OwO the ^w^ wash, >_> of >_> fiwm; +Her :33 wagonyew, :3 a small grey-coated gnat, +:3 Nyot half OwO so xDD big as :3 a x3 wound wittwe wowm +ÚwÚ Pwick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wazy fingew >_> of :3 a >_< maid; +Her ^w^ chawiot :3 is OwO an uWu empty ^-^ hazewnyut, +^w^ Made uWu by OwO the joinyew ;;w;; squiwwew ^w^ ow ^.^ owd grub, +Time >_< out o' :33 mind OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' >_< coachmakews. +And in :3 this OwO state ^.^ she OwO 'gawwops night uWu by night +^.^ Thwough ^-^ wuvws' brains, ÚwÚ and then uWu they ^-^ dweam >_> of :33 wuv; +uWu O'ew xDD couwtiews' knees, UwU that ^-^ dweam uWu on cuwsies ;;w;; stwaight; +uWu O'ew UwU wawyews' ^w^ fingews, ^-^ who straight ^-^ dweam uWu on ÚwÚ fees; +uWu O'ew ladies' wips, ^-^ who straight uWu on OwO kisses dweam, +^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the :3 angwy Mab with blisters UwU pwagues, +xDD Because theiw ^w^ bweaths with >_< sweetmeats :33 tainted >_> awe. +>_< Sometime ^.^ she ^w^ gawwops o'ew :3 a courtier's nyose, +And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of >_< smewwing >_< out :3 a >_< suit; +And sometime comes ^.^ she with :3 a ^-^ tithe-pig's x3 taiw +>_> Tickwing :3 a parson's nyose as UwU 'a :3 wies asweep, +;;w;; Then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of another >_< benyefice. +>_< Sometimes ^.^ she ;;w;; dwiveth o'ew :3 a uWu sowdiew's neck, +And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of UwU cutting foweign thwoats, +x3 Of uWu bweaches, ^.^ ambuscadoes, uWu Spanyish blades, +x3 Of heawths five fadom ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and then anon +:3 Dwums in his eaw, at ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ stawts ÚwÚ and :33 wakes, +And being ;;w;; thus ^w^ fwighted, >_< sweaws :3 a >w< pwayew ^w^ ow two +And sweeps again. :3 This :3 is UwU that vewy Mab +:33 That pwats OwO the manes >_> of howses in OwO the night +And bakes OwO the ÚwÚ ewfwocks in ;;w;; fouw sluttish, >w< haiws, +^w^ Which UwU once untangwed >w< much ^-^ misfowtunye >_> bodes +:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 hag, when xDD maids lie uWu on theiw backs, +:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses them ÚwÚ and >w< weawns them ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, +:33 Making them >w< women >_> of good cawwiage. +:3 This :3 is x3 she- +>_< Wom. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 peace! +Thou tawk'st >_> of nothing. +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Twue, I talk >_> of >w< dweams; +^w^ Which awe OwO the chiwdwen >_> of OwO an :33 idwe ^-^ bwain, +UwU Begot >_> of nyothing uWu but vain fantasy; +^w^ Which :3 is as xDD thin >_> of xDD substance as OwO the :3 aiw, +And ^-^ mowe ;;w;; inconstant than OwO the wind, ^-^ who x3 wooes +>_< Even :3 nyow OwO the OwO fwozen uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >_> Nyowth +And, being anger'd, puffs away ^-^ fwom >_< thence, +;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO the dew-dropping ^w^ South. +^w^ Ben. :3 This ^.^ wind you talk >_> of uWu bwows OwO us ^-^ fwom :33 ouwsewves. +:33 Suppew :3 is >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww come xDD too late. +>_< Wom. I feaw, xDD too ;;w;; eawwy; uWu fow my :33 mind ÚwÚ misgives +uWu Some ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ yet :33 hanging in OwO the staws, +:33 Shaww bitterly begin his xDD feawfuw ^-^ date +x3 With :3 this nyight's >_> wevews ÚwÚ and >w< expiwe OwO the term +x3 Of :3 a despised xDD wife, clos'd in my ^w^ bweast, +By >w< some :3 viwe uWu fowfeit >_> of ;;w;; untimewy :33 death. +But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 steewage >_> of my ^-^ couwse +>w< Diwect my sail! uWu On, >w< wusty ^.^ gentwemen! +^w^ Ben. Strike, drum. +^.^ They mawch about OwO the stage. [Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene :3 V. +>_< Capuwet's >_< house. + +>w< Sewvingmen come :3 fowth with nyapkins. + +OwO 1. Serv. Where's ÚwÚ Potpan, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ hewps ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU take >_> away? +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ shift :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! ^.^ he >_> scwape :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! +OwO 2. Serv. When good ^-^ mannyews uWu shaww lie >w< aww in ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two xDD men's x3 hands, +ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD unwash'd UwU too, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> thing. +OwO 1. Serv. :3 Away with OwO the join-stools, wemuv OwO the court-cubbert, ÚwÚ wook +^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pwate. Good thou, :33 save me :3 a piece >_> of mawchpanye :3 and, as +:3 thou loves uWu me, let OwO the powtew let in uWu Susan >_< Gwindstonye ÚwÚ and Nyeww. +>w< Anthony, ÚwÚ and :33 Potpan! +OwO 2. Serv. >w< Ay, OwO boy, weady. +OwO 1. Serv. You awe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd for, ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sought +for, in OwO the gweat ^.^ chambew. +xDD 3. Serv. We cannyot >w< be here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ too. >_< Cheewwy, boys! +Be ^w^ bwisk uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ wongew liver UwU take all. OwO Exeunt. + +x3 Entew OwO the :33 Maskews, OwO Entew, [with uWu Sewvants,] Capulet, his x3 Wife, +^w^ Juwiet, Tybalt, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 Guests +ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Maskews. + +Cap. Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! >w< Wadies UwU that ^.^ have theiw toes +xDD Unpwagu'd with OwO cowns uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you. +>_< Ah xDD ha, my ;;w;; mistwesses! ;;w;; which >_> of you >w< aww +uWu Wiww :3 nyow deny ^-^ to ;;w;; dance? She UwU that makes OwO dainty, +She I'll uWu sweaw ;;w;; hath UwU cowns. OwO Am I come ;;w;; nyeaw ye ^w^ nyow? +Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day +:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown :3 a visor ÚwÚ and :33 couwd tell +OwO A UwU whispewing xDD tawe in :3 a fair lady's eaw, +Such as would pwease. ^.^ 'Tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis uWu gonye! +You awe welcome, ^.^ gentwemen! ^w^ Come, x3 musicians, play. +OwO A hall, :3 a hall! ^w^ give uWu woom! ÚwÚ and foot it, uWu giwws. +:3 Music ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and uWu they dance. +Mowe >_< wight, you xDD knyaves! ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the xDD tabwes uWu up, +And ÚwÚ quench OwO the fire, OwO the :3 woom :3 is UwU gwown xDD too UwU hot. +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 this :33 unwook'd-fow uWu spowt comes :33 weww. +;;w;; Nyay, >_> sit, xDD nyay, >_> sit, good cousin Capulet, +>_< Fow you ÚwÚ and I awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ ouw ^-^ dancing ^.^ days. +OwO How wong :3 is't :3 nyow >_< since last yourself ÚwÚ and I +Were in :3 a >w< mask? +OwO 2. Cap. ^w^ By'w Lady, OwO thiwty years. +Cap. >_> What, man? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so much! +^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of :33 Wucentio, +Come UwU Pentecost as >_> quickwy as ^.^ it wiww, +uWu Some >w< five-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ÚwÚ mask'd. +OwO 2. Cap. ^.^ 'Tis :3 mowe, 'tis ;;w;; mowe! His :3 son :3 is ^-^ ewdew, siw; +His :3 son :3 is thirty. +Cap. uWu Wiww you tell me ÚwÚ that? +His :3 son ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO wawd two years uWu ago. +>_< Wom. [to :3 a ÚwÚ Sewvingman] What lady's UwU that, ;;w;; which doth UwU enwich OwO the hand +x3 Of :33 yondew knyight? +Serv. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. +>_< Wom. :33 O, ^.^ she doth teach OwO the torches ^-^ to >_< buwn ÚwÚ bwight! +^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ she OwO hangs x3 upon OwO the ^-^ cheek >_> of night +;;w;; Wike :3 a rich >_> jewew in OwO an ^-^ Ethiop's ^.^ eaw- +:3 Beauty xDD too rich uWu fow use, uWu fow :3 eawth xDD too :33 deaw! +^w^ So >w< shows :3 a snowy :33 duv trooping with cwows +UwU As :33 yondew wady o'ew xDD hew xDD fewwows OwO shows. +The measuwe >_< donye, I'll watch xDD hew place >_> of ^.^ stand +And, ^w^ touching x3 hews, ^-^ make bwessed my wude hand. +OwO Did my OwO heawt love ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? >_> Fowsweaw it, uWu sight! +>_< Fow I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw OwO twue x3 beauty ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ^-^ nyight. +UwU Tyb. This, uWu by his OwO voice, shouwd >w< be :3 a :3 Montague. +x3 Fetch me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. >_> What, dawes OwO the ^w^ swave +Come hithew, uWu cuvw'd with OwO an antic ;;w;; face, +ÚwÚ To fweew ÚwÚ and :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? +Nyow, uWu by OwO the >w< stock ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of my kin, +ÚwÚ To strike him UwU dead I howd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU sin. +Cap. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 kinsman? >w< Whewefowe :3 stowm you so? +UwU Tyb. :3 Uncwe, :3 this :3 is :3 a :3 Montague, ^-^ ouw ^.^ foe; +OwO A viwwain, UwU that :3 is UwU hithew come in ^-^ spite +ÚwÚ To :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity :3 this ^-^ nyight. +Cap. Young Romeo :3 is it? +UwU Tyb. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, UwU that villain Womeo. +Cap. Content ^.^ thee, gentwe *shuffles closer* coz, let him awonye. +'A uWu beaws him >_< wike :3 a powtwy ;;w;; gentweman, +And, ^-^ to uWu say truth, Vewonya >_> bwags >_> of him +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and well-govern'd uWu youth. +I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww :3 this ^-^ town +;;w;; Hewe in my house ^-^ do him ^.^ dispawagement. +OwO Thewefowe >w< be :3 patient, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. +^w^ It :3 is my wiww; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if :3 thou :33 wespect, +Show :3 a fair :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and >w< put x3 off ^.^ these frowns, +An iww-beseeming sembwance uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feast. +UwU Tyb. ^w^ It ^-^ fits when such :3 a villain :3 is :3 a >w< guest. +I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >_> him. +Cap. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be UwU enduw'd. +>_> What, goodman x3 boy? I uWu say ^.^ he shall. uWu Go to! +OwO Am I OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow you? uWu Go to! +You'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe OwO him? :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend my UwU souw! +You'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU mutiny UwU among my ^w^ guests! +You uWu wiww xDD set ^w^ cock-a-hoop! ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO the ^w^ man! +UwU Tyb. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, 'tis :3 a >w< shame. +Cap. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! +You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ boy. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? +:3 This xDD twick ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ scathe you. I xDD knyow >_> what. +You >w< must contrary UwU me! x3 Mawwy, 'tis ÚwÚ time.- +^.^ Weww said, my ^w^ heawts!- You awe :3 a ^w^ pwincox- go! +Be :33 quiet, or- Mowe >_< wight, ^-^ mowe light!- >_< Fow OwO shame! +I'll ^-^ make you UwU quiet; ^-^ what!- >_< Cheewwy, my heawts! +UwU Tyb. uWu Patience ÚwÚ pewfowce with wilful choler meeting +:3 Makes my ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twembwe in theiw diffewent xDD gweeting. +I uWu wiww withdwaw; uWu but :3 this ^-^ intwusion ^-^ shaww, +Nyow seeming ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; convewt ^-^ to uWu bitt'west ;;w;; gaww. UwU Exit. +>_< Wom. >w< If I ^.^ pwofanye with my ^w^ unwowthiest hand +:3 This holy shwinye, OwO the gentwe fine :3 is :33 this: +UwU My wips, two :33 bwushing piwgwims, ready ^.^ stand +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth UwU that xDD wough ^.^ touch with :3 a >w< tendew ;;w;; kiss. +^w^ Juw. Good piwgwim, you ^-^ do :33 wwong >_> youw hand xDD too xDD much, +^w^ Which >_< mannyewwy ;;w;; devotion >w< shows in ^.^ this; +>_< Fow >_< saints ^.^ have ^.^ hands UwU that >_< piwgwims' ^.^ hands ^-^ do touch, +And pawm ^-^ to pawm :3 is holy ÚwÚ pawmews' ;;w;; kiss. +>_< Wom. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_< saints wips, ÚwÚ and holy xDD pawmews too? +^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, piwgwim, lips UwU that uWu they >w< must ;;w;; use in pray'r. +>_< Wom. :33 O, then, dear :33 saint, let lips ^-^ do what ^.^ hands >w< do! +^.^ They xDD pway; gwant thou, west :3 faith xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ despaiw. +^w^ Juw. x3 Saints ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU muv, >w< though gwant uWu fow UwU pwayews' sake. +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Then move ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe my ^-^ pwayew's :33 effect I take. +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ fwom my wips, uWu by UwU thinye my xDD sin :3 is purg'd. OwO [Kisses hew.] +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have my lips OwO the xDD sin UwU that uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ took. +>_< Wom. UwU Sin ^-^ fwom my >w< wips? :3 O ÚwÚ twespass OwO sweetwy ;;w;; uwg'd! +>w< Give me my xDD sin again. OwO [Kisses hew.] +^w^ Juw. You ÚwÚ kiss uWu by th' uWu book. +>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw mothew x3 cwaves :3 a >_> wowd with you. +>_< Wom. What :3 is xDD hew >_> mothew? +>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, >w< bachewow, +Her mothew :3 is OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >_< house. +And :3 a good >w< wady, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. +I UwU nyuws'd xDD hew daughter UwU that you >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. +I tell you, ^.^ he UwU that can uWu way howd >_> of xDD hew +:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ chinks. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ she :3 a Capulet? +:3 O dear account! my life :3 is my foe's UwU debt. +^w^ Ben. Away, >w< be gone; OwO the uWu spowt :3 is at OwO the >_> best. +>_< Wom. >w< Ay, OwO so I fear; OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 is my unwest. +Cap. ;;w;; Nyay, gentlemen, :33 pwepawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone; +We ^.^ have :3 a uWu twifwing foowish ^.^ banquet x3 towawds. +^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? UwU Why then, I :3 thank you all. +I :3 thank you, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. Good ^-^ nyight. +Mowe torches :3 hewe! [Exeunt Maskers.] Come uWu on then, wet's ^-^ to bed. +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu by my ^w^ fay, ^.^ it >_< waxes >_< wate; +I'll ^-^ to my ^-^ west. +>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Juliet ÚwÚ and Nurse]. +^w^ Juw. Come hithew, nurse. What :3 is yond gentweman? +>_< Nyuwse. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Tibewio. +^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ going >_< out >_> of xDD doow? +>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, UwU that, I xDD think, >w< be x3 young OwO Petwuchio. +^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that UwU fowwows there, UwU that would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? +>_< Nyuwse. I xDD knyow not. +^w^ Juw. uWu Go ÚwÚ ask his name.- >w< If ^.^ he >w< be xDD mawwied, +UwU My grave :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my >w< wedding bed. +>_< Nyuwse. His name :3 is :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 Montague, +The only :3 son >_> of >_> youw gweat enyemy. +^w^ Juw. UwU My only love, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom my only hate! +:3 Too >_< eawwy uWu seen :33 unknyown, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown xDD too uWu wate! +Prodigious biwth >_> of love ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to me +:33 That I >w< must love :3 a x3 woathed enyemy. +>_< Nyuwse. What's uWu this? ^w^ what's uWu this? +^w^ Juw. OwO A x3 whyme I weawnt x3 even :3 nyow +x3 Of ^-^ onye I danc'd :3 withaw. +>_< Onye calls ÚwÚ within, 'Juwiet.' +>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! +^w^ Come, wet's away; OwO the :3 stwangews >w< aww awe gone. 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Nyow ^.^ owd desiwe doth in his >_> deathbed >_< wie, +And x3 young xDD affection gapes ^-^ to >w< be his xDD heiw; +:33 That fair uWu fow ;;w;; which love x3 gwoan'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and would x3 die, +x3 With >w< tendew Juliet uWu match'd, :3 is :3 nyow ^.^ nyot x3 faiw. +Nyow Romeo :3 is >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and loves uWu again, +uWu Awike x3 bewitched uWu by OwO the chawm >_> of :3 wooks; +But ^-^ to his ÚwÚ foe suppos'd ^.^ he >w< must compwain, +And ^.^ she >_< steaw ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet :33 bait ^-^ fwom xDD feawfuw ^-^ hooks. +>_> Being held :3 a OwO foe, ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have access +ÚwÚ To bweathe such >_< vows as lovers ;;w;; use ^-^ to sweaw, +And ^.^ she as >w< much in love, xDD hew :3 means >w< much less +ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD hew OwO nyew bewuvd anywhewe; +But passion ÚwÚ wends them :33 powew, UwU time means, ^-^ to :33 meet, +>_< Temp'wing >_< extwemities with extreme x3 sweet. +UwU Exit. + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. +OwO A wanye uWu by OwO the x3 waww >_> of >_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew Romeo awonye. + +>_< Wom. ^w^ Can I >w< go :3 fowwawd when my OwO heawt :3 is hewe? +OwO Tuwn ^w^ back, :33 duww :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and find >w< thy ^-^ centwe >_< out. +^-^ [Cwimbs OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and weaps ;;w;; down within it.] + +x3 Entew Benvolio with Mewcutio. + +^w^ Ben. Romeo! my cousin Romeo! Romeo! +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, +And, uWu on my xDD wife, ;;w;; hath stow'n him UwU home ^-^ to bed. +^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wan :3 this >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt :3 this owchawd wall. +^.^ Caww, good Mewcutio. +^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll conjuwe ^w^ too. +Romeo! >w< humouws! >w< madman! ^w^ passion! wuvw! +xDD Appeaw :3 thou in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a sigh; +^w^ Speak uWu but ^-^ onye >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied! +OwO Cwy uWu but >w< 'Ay OwO me!' OwO pwonyounce uWu but 'wuv' ÚwÚ and 'dove'; +^w^ Speak ^-^ to my ^.^ gossip uWu Venyus ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, +>_< Onye nickname uWu fow xDD hew puwbwind :3 son ÚwÚ and heir, +Young :33 Adam >_> Cupid, ^.^ he UwU that shot OwO so xDD twim +When UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua :33 wov'd OwO the >_< beggaw UwU maid! +ÚwÚ He heaweth ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he stirreth ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^-^ muvth not; +The ape :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I >w< must conjuwe >_> him. +I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by Rosaline's UwU bwight OwO eyes. +By xDD hew UwU high fowehead ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu scawwet lip, +By xDD hew fine ^.^ foot, straight :33 weg, ÚwÚ and quivewing thigh, +And OwO the demesnyes UwU that there :3 adjacent >_< wie, +:33 That in >w< thy >_> wikenyess :3 thou :3 appeaw ^-^ to >_< us! +^w^ Ben. An ^-^ if ^.^ he hear ^.^ thee, :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 angew >_> him. +^w^ Mew. :3 This cannyot :3 angew >_> him. 'Twouwd :3 angew him +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a spirit in his x3 mistwess' ciwcwe +x3 Of >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, >_> wetting ^.^ it there ^.^ stand +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had >_> waid ^.^ it ÚwÚ and conjuw'd ^.^ it down. +:33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some :33 spite; my ^w^ invocation +^-^ Is fair ÚwÚ and honyest: in his x3 mistwess' uWu nyame, +I conjuwe only uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO up >_> him. +^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hid ^-^ himsewf UwU among ^.^ these ;;w;; twees +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO consowted with OwO the UwU humowous ^-^ nyight. +Blind :3 is his love ÚwÚ and :33 best uWu befits OwO the :3 dawk. +^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be :3 bwind, love cannyot :3 hit OwO the ^.^ mawk. +Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ sit uWu undew :3 a medlar twee +And ^w^ wish his ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; wewe UwU that >w< kind >_> of fwuit +UwU As xDD maids caww xDD medwaws when uWu they waugh awonye. +:33 O, :33 Womeo, UwU that ^.^ she OwO wewe, :3 O UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe +An open xDD et cetera, :3 thou :3 a ^.^ pop'win peaw! +:33 Womeo, good ^-^ nyight. I'll ^-^ to my truckle-bed; +:3 This field-bed :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? +^w^ Ben. uWu Go then, uWu fow 'tis in vain +xDD 'To >w< seek him here UwU that :3 means ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ He :33 jests at ;;w;; scaws UwU that never ;;w;; fewt :3 a wound. + +x3 Entew Juliet :33 abuv at :3 a window. + +But ^.^ soft! What ^.^ wight OwO thwough :33 yondew ^w^ window ^.^ bweaks? +^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO East, ÚwÚ and Juliet :3 is OwO the sun! +UwU Awise, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ moon, +OwO Who :3 is already uWu sick ÚwÚ and OwO pawe with >w< gwief +:33 That :3 thou xDD hew maid art :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than she. +Be ^.^ nyot xDD hew ;;w;; maid, >_< since ^.^ she :3 is :33 envious. +Her >_< vestaw x3 wivewy :3 is uWu but uWu sick ÚwÚ and x3 gween, +And UwU nyonye uWu but fools ^-^ do wear it. :3 Cast ^.^ it UwU off. +^w^ It :3 is my lady; :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ wuv! +:3 O UwU that ^.^ she knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ wewe! +She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 says nothing. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? +Her eye discourses; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. +I x3 am xDD too uWu bowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ^.^ she ;;w;; speaks. +>w< Two >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest x3 staws in >w< aww OwO the UwU heaven, +Having >w< some businyess, ^-^ do entweat xDD hew eyes +ÚwÚ To twinkwe in theiw ;;w;; sphewes ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^w^ wetuwn. +What ^-^ if xDD hew eyes ;;w;; wewe there, uWu they in xDD hew >_< head? +The bwightnyess >_> of xDD hew ^-^ cheek would ÚwÚ shame x3 those x3 staws +UwU As OwO daywight doth :3 a lamp; xDD hew eyes in >w< heaven +Wouwd OwO thwough OwO the >_> aiwy region ^w^ stweam OwO so UwU bwight +:33 That :33 biwds would sing ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyight. +^w^ See how ^.^ she >_> weans xDD hew ^-^ cheek x3 upon xDD hew UwU hand! +:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a :3 gwuv x3 upon UwU that ;;w;; hand, +:33 That I UwU might ^.^ touch UwU that :3 cheek! +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! +>_< Wom. She ;;w;; speaks. +:33 O, speak uWu again, UwU bwight angew! uWu fow :3 thou art +UwU As ^w^ gwowious ^-^ to :3 this night, being o'ew my uWu head, +UwU As :3 is :3 a >w< winged :33 messengew >_> of >w< heaven +^.^ Unto OwO the >_< white-uptuwnyed >_> wond'wing eyes +x3 Of mortals UwU that ^-^ faww xDD back ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on him +When ^.^ he ^-^ bestwides OwO the wazy-pacing clouds +And :3 saiws x3 upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the air. +^w^ Juw. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! xDD whewefowe art :3 thou :3 Womeo? +UwU Deny >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse >w< thy >_< nyame! +Or, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, >w< be uWu but sworn my love, +And I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a Capulet. +>_< Wom. ^-^ [aside] :33 Shaww I hear :3 mowe, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I speak at uWu this? +^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >w< thy name UwU that :3 is my enyemy. +Thou art ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< though ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 Montague. +What's Montague? ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; hand, :3 nyow ^.^ foot, +Nyow arm, :3 nyow ;;w;; face, :3 nyow ^-^ any uWu othew part +Bewonging ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. :33 O, >w< be >w< some uWu othew >_< nyame! +What's in :3 a name? :33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ we caww :3 a wose +By ^-^ any uWu othew name would smell as x3 sweet. +^w^ So Romeo ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot Romeo call'd, +uWu Wetain UwU that dear :3 pewfection ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes +Without UwU that titwe. :33 Womeo, >w< doff >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; +And uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo part >_> of ^.^ thee, +;;w;; Take >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. +>_< Wom. I UwU take ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy :33 wowd. +^-^ Caww me uWu but love, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be OwO nyew uWu baptiz'd; +:33 Hencefowth I never uWu wiww >w< be Womeo. +^w^ Juw. What man art :3 thou UwU that, ;;w;; thus :33 bescween'd in night, +^w^ So stumblest uWu on my counsew? +>_< Wom. By :3 a name +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. +UwU My uWu nyame, dear :33 saint, :3 is ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, +xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an enemy ^-^ to thee. +Had I ^.^ it x3 wwitten, I would >w< teaw OwO the :33 wowd. +^w^ Juw. UwU My ears ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot dwunk :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu wowds +x3 Of UwU that tongue's >w< uttewance, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow OwO the :3 sound. +Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a Montague? +>_< Wom. Neither, fair :33 saint, ^-^ if ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee diswike. +^w^ Juw. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou hithew, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< whewefowe? +The owchawd >_< wawws awe UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >w< cwimb, +And OwO the place >_< death, uWu considewing ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, +>w< If ^-^ any >_> of my ^.^ kinsmen find ÚwÚ thee here. +>_< Wom. x3 With ^-^ wuv's ^.^ wight x3 wings >_> did I o'erperch ^.^ these ^w^ wawws; +>_< Fow :33 stony xDD wimits cannyot howd love out, +And what love can uWu do, UwU that dawes love OwO attempt. +OwO Thewefowe >w< thy ^.^ kinsmen awe nyo let ^-^ to >_> me. +^w^ Juw. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do UwU see ^.^ thee, uWu they uWu wiww >_> muwthew thee. +>_< Wom. Awack, there :3 wies ^-^ mowe peril in UwU thinye eye +>w< Than twenty >_> of theiw :33 swowds! Wook :3 thou uWu but ;;w;; sweet, +And I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against theiw >w< enmity. +^w^ Juw. I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd uWu they ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee here. +>_< Wom. I ^.^ have nyight's :33 cwoak ^-^ to hide me ^-^ fwom theiw :33 sight; +And uWu but :3 thou love uWu me, let them find me here. +UwU My life ;;w;; wewe better UwU ended uWu by theiw UwU hate +>w< Than death ^.^ pwowogued, >_< wanting >_> of >w< thy wuv. +^w^ Juw. By uWu whose :3 diwection OwO found'st :3 thou >_< out :3 this :3 pwace? +>_< Wom. By love, UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> did :3 pwompt me ^-^ to >_< enquiwe. +ÚwÚ He lent me counsew, ÚwÚ and I lent him OwO eyes. +I x3 am nyo pilot; >_> yet, ^w^ wewt :3 thou as :3 faw +UwU As UwU that UwU vast showe :33 wash'd with OwO the uWu fawthest >_< sea, +I would adventuwe uWu fow such ^.^ mewchandise. +^w^ Juw. Thou OwO knyowest OwO the UwU mask >_> of night :3 is uWu on my ^.^ face; +Else would :3 a OwO maiden x3 bwush ;;w;; bepaint my ^-^ cheek +>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast heard me speak to-nyight. +;;w;; Fain would I ÚwÚ dweww uWu on ^w^ fowm- >w< fain, fain deny +What I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; uWu but faweweww ^-^ compwiment! +Dost :3 thou love uWu me, I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say :3 'Ay'; +And I uWu wiww UwU take >w< thy :33 wowd. xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, +Thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. ^.^ At ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ pewjuwies, +^.^ They uWu say OwO Juv ÚwÚ waughs. :3 O gentwe :33 Womeo, +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, OwO pwonyounce ^.^ it faithfuwwy. +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD thinkest I x3 am xDD too >_> quickwy uWu won, +I'll ^.^ fwown, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ pewvewse, ÚwÚ and uWu say ÚwÚ thee xDD nyay, +^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt woo; uWu but ewse, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. +UwU In truth, fair :3 Montague, I x3 am xDD too uWu fond, +And OwO thewefowe :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ think my x3 haviouw ^-^ wight; +But xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe OwO twue +>w< Than x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be :33 stwange. +I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe stwange, I >w< must uWu confess, +But UwU that :3 thou :33 uvwheawd'st, ewe I ÚwÚ was wawe, +UwU My ^w^ twue-wuv ^w^ passion. OwO Thewefowe pawdon uWu me, +And ^.^ nyot :33 impute :3 this yielding ^-^ to ^.^ wight love, +^w^ Which OwO the dark night ;;w;; hath OwO so ^w^ discuvwed. +>_< Wom. Lady, uWu by :33 yondew bwessed ^-^ moon I sweaw, +:33 That tips with ÚwÚ siwvew >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ fwuit-twee tops- +^w^ Juw. :33 O, uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^w^ moon, th' ;;w;; inconstant ^w^ moon, +:33 That monthly x3 changes in xDD hew UwU ciwcwed ÚwÚ owb, +Lest UwU that >w< thy love ^w^ pwuv wikewise OwO vawiabwe. +>_< Wom. What uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? +^w^ Juw. Do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw at uWu aww; +Ow ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the god >_> of my ÚwÚ idowatwy, +And I'll believe thee. +>_< Wom. >w< If my ^w^ heawt's dear love- +^w^ Juw. Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. UwU Awthough I ^.^ joy in ^.^ thee, +I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this :33 contwact to-nyight. +^w^ It :3 is xDD too rash, xDD too unyadvis'd, xDD too >_> sudden; +:3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ wightnying, ;;w;; which doth OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be +Ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say ^.^ 'It >_> wightens.' ÚwÚ Sweet, good :3 nyight! +:3 This bud >_> of love, uWu by ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ wipenying breath, +May ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu beauteous flow'r when next ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. +Good night, good :3 nyight! UwU As ^w^ sweet wepose ÚwÚ and west +Come ^-^ to >w< thy OwO heawt as UwU that within my bweast! +>_< Wom. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave me OwO so ^w^ unsatisfied? +^w^ Juw. What satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ have x3 to-nyight? +>_< Wom. ^-^ Th' exchange >_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuv's xDD faithfuw x3 vow uWu fow x3 minye. +^w^ Juw. I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee >_< minye before :3 thou didst xDD wequest xDD it; +And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^w^ give again. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Wouwd'st :3 thou withdraw it? >_< Fow what >_< puwpose, love? +^w^ Juw. But ^-^ to >w< be :3 fwank ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee again. +And ÚwÚ yet I ^w^ wish uWu but uWu fow OwO the xDD thing I have. +UwU My bounty :3 is as :33 boundwess as OwO the >_< sea, +UwU My love as ^w^ deep; OwO the ^-^ mowe I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +The ^-^ mowe I x3 have, uWu fow uWu both awe >_> infinyite. +I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise within. UwU Deaw love, ;;w;; adieu! +UwU [Nyuwse] calls within. +^-^ Anyon, good ^-^ nyuwse! ^.^ Sweet :3 Montague, >w< be true. +uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, I uWu wiww come again. [Exit.] +>_< Wom. :3 O bwessed, bwessed :3 nyight! I x3 am >w< afeawd, +>_> Being in night, >w< aww :3 this :3 is uWu but :3 a dweam, +:3 Too :33 fwattewing-sweet ^-^ to >w< be substantiaw. + +x3 Entew Juliet above. + +^w^ Juw. >_< Thwee x3 wowds, dear :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and good night :3 indeed. +>w< If UwU that >w< thy bent >_> of love >w< be xDD honyouwabwe, +x3 Thy OwO puwpose mawwiage, ^-^ send me >_> wowd to-morrow, +By ^-^ onye UwU that I'll procure ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm OwO the rite; +And >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes at >w< thy foot I'll uWu way +And follow ÚwÚ thee my lord ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. +>_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! +^w^ Juw. I xDD come, anon.- But ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ^.^ nyot well, +I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^w^ thee- +>_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! +^w^ Juw. :33 By-and-by I ÚwÚ come.- +ÚwÚ To OwO cease >w< thy suit ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ^w^ gwief. +>w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I send. +>_< Wom. ^w^ So thrive my x3 souw- +^w^ Juw. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times good :3 nyight! UwU Exit. +>_< Wom. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ to UwU want >w< thy light! +^-^ Wuv :33 goes towawd love as x3 schoowboys ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ books; +But love ^-^ fwom love, towards ÚwÚ schoow with :33 heavy OwO wooks. + +x3 Entew Juliet uWu again, [above]. + +^w^ Juw. ^.^ Hist! :33 Womeo, :33 hist! :3 O uWu fow :3 a >w< fawconyew's >w< voice +ÚwÚ To UwU wuwe :3 this tassew-gentwe xDD back ^-^ again! +ÚwÚ Bondage :3 is :3 hoawse ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak aloud; +Else would I >w< teaw OwO the ÚwÚ cave xDD whewe OwO Echo :3 wies, +And ^-^ make xDD hew >_> aiwy :33 tongue ^-^ mowe :3 hoawse than >_< minye +x3 With x3 wepetition >_> of my Womeo's >w< nyame. +Romeo! +>_< Wom. ^w^ It :3 is my ^w^ souw UwU that calls x3 upon my >w< nyame. +OwO How siwvew-sweet :33 sound ^-^ wuvws' ^.^ tongues uWu by night, +;;w;; Wike softest music ^-^ to :33 attending ^w^ eaws! +^w^ Juw. Romeo! +>_< Wom. UwU My dear? +^w^ Juw. ^.^ At what o'cwock to-morrow +:33 Shaww I ^-^ send ^-^ to OwO thee? +>_< Wom. By OwO the hour >_> of OwO nyinye. +^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fail. ^.^ 'Tis twenty years ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot x3 why I >_> did caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. +>_< Wom. >_> Wet me ^.^ stand here ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou wemembew it. +^w^ Juw. I uWu shaww uWu fowget, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still ^.^ stand there, +Rememb'ring how I love >w< thy :33 company. +>_< Wom. And I'll still ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still uWu fowget, +^w^ Fowgetting ^-^ any uWu othew UwU home uWu but ÚwÚ this. +^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost x3 mownying. I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_< gonye- +And ÚwÚ yet nyo farther than :3 a ÚwÚ wanton's bird, +:33 That UwU wets ^.^ it :33 hop :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; hand, +;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow pwisonyew in his :3 twisted gyves, +And with :3 a :3 siwk thwead plucks ^.^ it xDD back uWu again, +^w^ So ^-^ woving-jeawous >_> of his :33 wibewty. +>_< Wom. I would I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy >_< biwd. +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Sweet, OwO so would :3 I. +>_> Yet I shouwd :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee with >w< much ÚwÚ chewishing. +Good night, good :3 nyight! Parting :3 is such ^w^ sweet xDD sowwow, +:33 That I uWu shaww uWu say good night ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be mowwow. +[Exit.] +>_< Wom. ^w^ Sweep ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon UwU thinye >_> eyes, xDD peace in >w< thy bweast! +Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and :3 peace, OwO so ^w^ sweet ^-^ to rest! +>_< Hence uWu wiww I ^-^ to my ghostly >_< fathew's >w< ceww, +His ^w^ hewp ^-^ to crave ÚwÚ and my dear :3 hap ^-^ to tell. +Exit + + + + +Scene III. +Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. + +x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 basket. + +^w^ Fwiaw. The x3 gwey-ey'd ^w^ mown >_> smiwes uWu on OwO the uWu fwownying night, +>w< Check'wing OwO the xDD Eastewn clouds with >w< stweaks >_> of ^-^ wight; +And flecked :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a drunkard reels +From :3 fowth UwU day's UwU path ÚwÚ and Titan's :33 fiewy wheels. +Non, ewe OwO the >_< sun ^.^ advance his burning eye +The :3 day ^-^ to :33 cheew ÚwÚ and nyight's x3 dank OwO dew ^-^ to >_> dwy, +I >w< must up-fill :3 this >w< osiew ^-^ cage >_> of ^w^ ouws +x3 With xDD bawefuw weeds ÚwÚ and precious-juiced xDD fwowews. +The :3 eawth that's nature's mothew :3 is xDD hew tomb. +What :3 is xDD hew buwying uWu gave, UwU that :3 is xDD hew OwO womb; +And ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb chiwdwen >_> of divews >w< kind +We >_< sucking uWu on xDD hew :3 nyatuwaw uWu bosom find; +>_> Many uWu fow many viwtues x3 excewwent, +None uWu but uWu fow some, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< aww different. +:33 O, ^.^ mickwe :3 is OwO the >w< powewfuw OwO gwace UwU that :3 wies +UwU In ^.^ pwants, herbs, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twue quawities; +>_< Fow ^-^ nyaught OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu on OwO the :3 eawth doth live +But ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth >w< some speciaw good doth :3 give; +Nyow >w< aught OwO so good ;;w;; but, UwU stwain'd ^-^ fwom UwU that fair use, +Revolts ^-^ fwom OwO twue birth, UwU stumbwing uWu on UwU abuse. +OwO Viwtue itsewf ;;w;; tuwns ;;w;; vice, being >_> misappwied, +And OwO vice ^w^ sometime's uWu by >w< action dignified. +xDD Within OwO the ÚwÚ infant ^.^ wind >_> of :3 this small flower +OwO Poison ;;w;; hath uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and >w< medicinye powew; +>_< Fow this, being smelt, with UwU that part >_< cheews OwO each part; +>_> Being :3 tasted, slays >w< aww UwU senses with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +>w< Two such >_< opposed kings xDD encamp them still +UwU In man as ;;w;; weww as herbs- OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wude wiww; +And xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ wowsew :3 is pwedominyant, +>w< Fuww >_> soon OwO the cankew death ;;w;; eats OwO up UwU that UwU pwant. + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +>_< Wom. Good ^.^ mowwow, father. +^w^ Fwiaw. Benyedicite! +What >_< eawwy :33 tongue OwO so ^w^ sweet sawuteth x3 me? +Young UwU son, ^.^ it :33 awgues :3 a >w< distempewed head +^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ to ;;w;; bid good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >w< thy bed. +Cawe >_< keeps his watch in every ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's eye, +And xDD whewe cawe UwU wodges ;;w;; sweep uWu wiww never >_> wie; +But xDD whewe unbruised xDD youth with ÚwÚ unstuff'd bwain +^-^ Doth ^w^ couch his xDD wimbs, there gowden ;;w;; sweep doth OwO weign. +OwO Thewefowe >w< thy :3 eawwinyess doth me assuwe +Thou art uprous'd with >w< some uWu distemp'watuwe; +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, then here I :3 hit ^.^ it right- +Our Romeo ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been in bed to-nyight. +>_< Wom. :33 That last :3 is x3 twue-the ^-^ sweetew west ÚwÚ was x3 minye. +^w^ Fwiaw. :3 God pawdon ÚwÚ sin! ^w^ Wast :3 thou with Rosaline? +>_< Wom. x3 With Wosawinye, my ghostly fathew? >_< Nyo. +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot UwU that uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU that nyame's ^w^ woe. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's my good >_< son! But xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been ^.^ then? +>_< Wom. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it me again. +I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; feasting with >_< minye enemy, +:3 Whewe uWu on :3 a ^w^ sudden ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath >_< wounded me +^.^ That's uWu by me wounded. Both ^-^ ouw xDD wemedies +xDD Within >w< thy ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and holy ÚwÚ physic wies. +I bear nyo xDD hatwed, bwessed man, for, >w< wo, +UwU My :3 intewcession wikewise ^w^ steads my ÚwÚ foe. +^w^ Fwiaw. Be ÚwÚ pwain, good UwU son, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; homewy in >w< thy drift +Riddling >_< confession ^.^ finds uWu but >w< widdwing shwift. +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy xDD knyow my ^w^ heawt's dear love :3 is xDD set +uWu On OwO the fair daughter >_> of rich Capulet; +UwU As >_< minye uWu on x3 hews, OwO so ^-^ hews :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ minye, +And >w< aww uWu combin'd, :33 save what :3 thou >w< must ^.^ combinye +By holy marriage. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ and where, ÚwÚ and how +We met, ^-^ we OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made exchange >_> of vow, +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ we >w< pass; uWu but :3 this I pray, +:33 That :3 thou consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy OwO us to-day. +^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Howy x3 Saint ÚwÚ Fwancis! What :3 a >_> change :3 is :3 hewe! +^-^ Is Wosawinye, UwU that :3 thou didst love OwO so ^.^ deaw, +^w^ So >_> soon x3 fowsaken? Young xDD men's love then :3 wies +:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy in theiw hearts, uWu but in theiw OwO eyes. +Jesu UwU Mawia! What :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of brine +;;w;; Hath :33 wash'd >w< thy >w< sawwow x3 cheeks uWu fow UwU Wosawinye! +OwO How >w< much salt >w< watew ^-^ thwown away in ;;w;; waste, +ÚwÚ To season love, UwU that >_> of ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot taste! +The >_< sun ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< thy sighs ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ cweaws, +x3 Thy ^.^ owd groans ring ÚwÚ yet in >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient x3 eaws. +:33 Wo, here x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO the :33 stain doth ^-^ sit +x3 Of OwO an ^.^ owd >w< teaw UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd x3 off >_> yet. +>w< If e'ew :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes thinye, +Thou ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. +And art :3 thou OwO chang'd? Pronounce :3 this >_< sentence then: +xDD Women ^-^ may ^-^ faww when :33 thewe's nyo OwO stwength in ^-^ men. +>_< Wom. Thou >_< chid'st me ^w^ oft uWu fow :33 woving ^.^ Wosawinye. +^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Fow :3 doting, ^.^ nyot uWu fow woving, pupiw x3 minye. +>_< Wom. And ^.^ bad'st me :33 buwy wuv. +^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Nyot in :3 a grave +ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ onye ÚwÚ in, another >_< out ^-^ to have. +>_< Wom. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ chide not. She xDD whom I love :3 nyow +^-^ Doth OwO gwace uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and love uWu fow love OwO awwow. +The uWu othew >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, ^.^ she knew ;;w;; weww +x3 Thy love >_> did ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ wote, UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot spell. +But xDD come, x3 young ^w^ wavewew, come >w< go with >_> me. +UwU In ^-^ onye >_< wespect I'll >w< thy x3 assistant ^w^ be; +>_< Fow :3 this awwiance ^-^ may OwO so x3 happy ^w^ pwuv +ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >_> youw househowds' ^w^ wancouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwe wuv. +>_< Wom. :33 O, let OwO us OwO hence! I ^.^ stand uWu on ^w^ sudden UwU haste. +^w^ Fwiaw. Wisely, ÚwÚ and swow. ^.^ They xDD stumbwe UwU that run fast. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +OwO A street. + +x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Mewcutio. + +^w^ Mew. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd :3 this Romeo x3 be? +Came ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU home x3 to-nyight? +^w^ Ben. :3 Nyot ^-^ to his ;;w;; fathew's. I xDD spoke with his xDD man. +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> same OwO pawe hard-hearted wench, UwU that Wosawinye, +Torments him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ suwe run ^w^ mad. +^w^ Ben. Tybalt, OwO the x3 kinsman ^-^ to ^.^ owd Capulet, +;;w;; Hath x3 sent :3 a letter ^-^ to his >_< fathew's >_< house. +^w^ Mew. OwO A challenge, uWu on my wife. +^w^ Ben. Romeo uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. +^w^ Mew. >w< Any man UwU that can wwite ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew :3 a letter. +^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew OwO the :3 wettew's :3 mastew, how ^.^ he :3 dawes, being +dawed. +^w^ Mew. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow :33 Womeo, ^.^ he :3 is already x3 dead! ÚwÚ stabb'd with :3 a >_> white +;;w;; wench's bwack eye; shot OwO thwough OwO the ear with :3 a love ^w^ song; OwO the +vewy :3 pin >_> of his OwO heawt cleft with OwO the uWu bwind bow-boy's butt-shaft; +ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ he :3 a man ^-^ to uWu encountew Tybawt? +^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is Tybawt? +^w^ Mew. Mowe than Prince >_> of Cats, I can tell you. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the +courageous x3 captain >_> of compliments. ÚwÚ He xDD fights as you sing +pricksong-keeps UwU time, :33 distance, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; wests me his +>_< minyim rest, one, ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO the third in >_> youw ^.^ bosom! OwO the vewy +butchew >_> of :3 a :3 siwk button, :3 a x3 duewwist, :3 a xDD duewwist! :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of +OwO the vewy ^.^ fiwst OwO house, >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second ^.^ cause. xDD Ah, OwO the +immortal OwO passado! OwO the xDD punto wevewse! OwO the ^.^ hay. +^w^ Ben. The ;;w;; what? +^w^ Mew. The UwU pox >_> of such ^w^ antic, lisping, >_< affecting uWu fantasticoes- ^.^ these +OwO nyew OwO tunyews >_> of >_< accent! ;;w;; 'By >w< Jesu, :3 a vewy good bwade! :3 a vewy taww +^w^ man! :3 a vewy good :3 whowe!' ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, +uWu gwandsiw, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted with ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange +x3 fwies, ^.^ these fashion-mongers, ^.^ these >w< pawdonya-mi's, ^-^ who ^.^ stand OwO so +>w< much uWu on OwO the OwO nyew fowm UwU that uWu they cannyot ^-^ sit at >_> ease uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd +xDD bench? :33 O, theiw OwO bonyes, theiw ^.^ bonyes! + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes Romeo! here comes Romeo! +^w^ Mew. Without his roe, >_< wike :3 a dried herring. :3 O x3 fwesh, x3 fwesh, how art +:3 thou ;;w;; fishified! Nyow :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU that xDD Petwawch flowed +in. ^.^ Wauwa, ^-^ to his >w< wady, ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_< kitchen wench (marry, ^.^ she xDD had :3 a +better love ^-^ to UwU bewhyme hew), >_< Dido :3 a :3 dowdy, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 a ^w^ gypsy, +Hewen ÚwÚ and :33 Hewo ^.^ hiwdings ÚwÚ and x3 hawwots, :3 This >w< be :3 a >_< gway eye ^w^ ow so, +uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. UwU Signyiow :33 Womeo, bon ^.^ jouw! There's :3 a xDD Fwench +sawutation ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< swop. You >_> gave OwO us OwO the >w< countewfeit +^w^ faiwwy last ^-^ nyight. +>_< Wom. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. What >w< countewfeit >_> did I ^w^ give you? +^w^ Mew. The slip, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> swip. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ^w^ conceive? +>_< Wom. >_> Pawdon, good Mewcutio. UwU My ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a +UwU case as >_< minye :3 a man ^-^ may xDD stwain courtesy. +^w^ Mew. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, such :3 a UwU case as x3 youws constwains :3 a +man ^-^ to bow in OwO the hams. +>_< Wom. Meaning, ^-^ to ^w^ cuwsy. +^w^ Mew. Thou x3 hast UwU most kindwy :3 hit it. +>_< Wom. OwO A UwU most courteous ÚwÚ exposition. +^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am OwO the vewy >w< pink >_> of courtesy. +>_< Wom. Pink uWu fow OwO fwowew. +^w^ Mew. ^w^ Wight. +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 is my uWu pump ÚwÚ weww-fwowew'd. +^w^ Mew. ^.^ Weww said! Follow me :3 this ÚwÚ jest :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown >_< out >w< thy +pump, UwU that, when OwO the >w< singwe >_> sowe >_> of ^.^ it :3 is :33 wown, OwO the ÚwÚ jest ^-^ may +ÚwÚ wemain, aftew OwO the wearing, :33 sowewy singular. +>_< Wom. :3 O singwe-sowd >w< jest, :33 sowewy ^.^ singuwaw uWu fow OwO the singwenyess! +^w^ Mew. Come :3 between >w< us, good ^.^ Benvowio! UwU My xDD wits UwU faint. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Swits ÚwÚ and ^-^ spuws, swits ÚwÚ and spurs! ^w^ ow I'll x3 cwy :3 a ^w^ match. +^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw xDD wits run OwO the wiwd-goose x3 chase, I x3 am done; uWu fow :3 thou +x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the wiwd >_> goose in ^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy xDD wits x3 than, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I +^.^ have in my xDD whowe OwO five. >_> Was I with you there uWu fow OwO the >w< goose? +>_< Wom. Thou >_< wast never with me uWu fow ^w^ anything when :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot there +uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ goose. +^w^ Mew. I uWu wiww bite ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the ear uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ jest. +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ goose, bite :33 nyot! +^w^ Mew. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is :3 a vewy :33 bittew sweeting; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most shawp OwO sauce. +>_< Wom. And :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, then, ;;w;; weww sewv'd in ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< goose? +^w^ Mew. :33 O, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ wit >_> of :3 chevewiw, UwU that UwU stwetches ^-^ fwom OwO an ÚwÚ inch +narrow ^-^ to OwO an >_< eww x3 bwoad! +>_< Wom. I ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out uWu fow UwU that >_> wowd :3 'bwoad,' which, ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the +^-^ goose, proves ÚwÚ thee :3 faw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ goose. +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this better :3 nyow than UwU gwoanying uWu fow love? Nyow art +:3 thou sociabwe, :3 nyow art :3 thou uWu Womeo; :3 nyow art :3 thou what :3 thou :3 awt, uWu by +art as ;;w;; weww as uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. >_< Fow :3 this drivelling love :3 is >_< wike :3 a +gweat :3 nyatuwaw UwU that runs lolling OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to hide his bauble in +:3 a >w< howe. +^w^ Ben. x3 Stop there, xDD stop ;;w;; thewe! +^w^ Mew. Thou desiwest me ^-^ to xDD stop in my xDD tawe x3 against OwO the haiw. +^w^ Ben. Thou wouldst ewse ^.^ have :3 made >w< thy xDD tawe large. +^w^ Mew. :33 O, :3 thou art ÚwÚ deceiv'd! I would ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ showt; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was +come ^-^ to OwO the xDD whowe UwU depth >_> of my :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and meant >_< indeed ^-^ to ÚwÚ occupy +OwO the awgument nyo longer. +>_< Wom. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ geaw! + +x3 Entew Nurse ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< Man uWu [Petew]. + +^w^ Mew. OwO A >_> saiw, :3 a sail! +^w^ Ben. OwO Two, :3 two! :3 a OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smock. +>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Petew! +uWu Petew. Anyon. +>_< Nyuwse. UwU My ÚwÚ fan, uWu Petew. +^w^ Mew. Good ;;w;; Petew, ^-^ to hide xDD hew ^.^ face; uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ fan's OwO the ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face >_> of +OwO the ^-^ two. +>_< Nyuwse. :3 God ye good ^.^ mowwow, >_< gentwemen. +^w^ Mew. :3 God ye :3 good-den, fair gentwewoman. +>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good-den? +^w^ Mew. ^.^ 'Tis nyo ^.^ wess, I tell UwU ye; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bawdy hand >_> of OwO the >w< diaw :3 is :3 nyow +x3 upon OwO the :3 pwick >_> of nyoon. +>_< Nyuwse. Out x3 upon xDD you! What :3 a man awe xDD you! +>_< Wom. >w< Onye, ^-^ gentwewoman, UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made uWu fow ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; maw. +>_< Nyuwse. By my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 'For ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to maw,' OwO quoth +'a? Gentwemen, can ^-^ any >_> of you tell me xDD whewe I ^-^ may find OwO the x3 young +:3 Womeo? +>_< Wom. I can tell OwO you; uWu but x3 young Romeo uWu wiww >w< be older when you ^.^ have +;;w;; found him than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was when you ÚwÚ sought >_> him. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest >_> of +UwU that uWu nyame, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a >w< wowse. +>_< Nyuwse. You uWu say :33 weww. +^w^ Mew. xDD Yea, :3 is OwO the wowst uWu weww? Very ;;w;; weww took, >w< i' faith! ^w^ wisewy, +wisewy. +>_< Nyuwse. >w< If you >w< be >_< he, ;;w;; siw, I desiwe >w< some >_< confidence with you. +^w^ Ben. She uWu wiww endite him ^-^ to >w< some >_< suppew. +^w^ Mew. OwO A OwO bawd, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a :33 bawd! ^w^ So UwU ho! +>_< Wom. What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? +^w^ Mew. :3 Nyo ;;w;; hawe, siw; unwess :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a lenten UwU pie, UwU that :3 is +xDD something ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and hoaw ewe ^.^ it >w< be spent +ÚwÚ He walks uWu by them ÚwÚ and >w< sings. + +An ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, +And OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, +^-^ Is vewy good meat in ^.^ Went; +But :3 a ^-^ hawe UwU that :3 is hoaw +^-^ Is xDD too >w< much uWu fow :3 a scowe +When ^.^ it ^.^ hoaws ewe ^.^ it >w< be >w< spent. + +:33 Womeo, uWu wiww you come ^-^ to >_> youw fathew's? >w< We'ww ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew thithew. +>_< Wom. I uWu wiww follow you. +^w^ Mew. Faweweww, ÚwÚ ancient >_< wady. Faweweww, +[sings] >w< wady, >w< wady, >_< wady. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO Benvowio. +>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, faweweww! I ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Siw, what ;;w;; saucy ^.^ mewchant ÚwÚ was +:3 this UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO so :33 fuww >_> of his :3 wopewy? +>_< Wom. OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that loves ^-^ to hear ^-^ himsewf talk ÚwÚ and uWu wiww +speak ^-^ mowe in :3 a :3 minyute than ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to in :3 a >w< month. +>_< Nyuwse. An UwU 'a speak ^w^ anything x3 against uWu me, I'll UwU take him down, OwO an UwU 'a +;;w;; wewe lustier than ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and twenty such jacks; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, +I'll find x3 those UwU that shall. >w< Scuwvy knave! I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his +flirt-gills; I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his xDD skains-mates. And :3 thou >w< must ^.^ stand +uWu by UwU too, ÚwÚ and suffer every ^.^ knyave ^-^ to ;;w;; use me at his pleasure! +uWu Petew. I ^-^ saw nyo man ;;w;; use you at his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. >w< If I ^-^ had, my x3 weapon +shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have >_< been out, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I dare dwaw as >_> soon +as another man, ^-^ if I UwU see >w< occasion in :3 a good ^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw +uWu on my xDD side. +>_< Nyuwse. Nyow, afore God, I x3 am OwO so >_> vexed UwU that every part about me +uWu quivews. >w< Scuwvy knave! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ wowd; :3 and, as I told you, +my x3 young wady ;;w;; bid me enquire you >_< out. What ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ say, I uWu wiww +^-^ keep ^-^ to mysewf; uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me tell >_< ye, ^-^ if ye shouwd ;;w;; wead xDD hew +OwO into :3 a foow's paradise, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a vewy :3 gwoss >w< kind >_> of +:33 behaviouw, as uWu they ^w^ say; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and +^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you shouwd ^-^ deaw double with UwU hew, ^.^ twuwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an +i-iww xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be x3 off'wed ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ gentwewoman, ÚwÚ and vewy uWu weak >_< deawing. +>_< Wom. xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. I uWu pwotest x3 unto +^w^ thee- +>_< Nyuwse. Good xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and I :3 faith I uWu wiww tell xDD hew as ^w^ much. :3 Wowd, +Lord! ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_< joyfuw OwO woman. +>_< Wom. What xDD wiwt :3 thou tell UwU hew, nurse? Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot mark >_> me. +>_< Nyuwse. I uWu wiww tell UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ do protest, which, as I UwU take +it, :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentwemanwike ^.^ offew. +>_< Wom. UwU Bid xDD hew devise +uWu Some :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^-^ shwift :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; +And there ^.^ she uWu shaww at Fwiaw Wauwence' cell +Be :33 shwiv'd ÚwÚ and :3 mawwied. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. +>_< Nyuwse. No, truly, siw; ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. +>_< Wom. uWu Go to! I uWu say you shall. +>_< Nyuwse. :3 This ^-^ aftewnyoon, sir? Weww, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ thewe. +>_< Wom. And ÚwÚ stay, good ^w^ nyuwse, >_> behind OwO the abbey wall. +xDD Within :3 this hour my man uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee +And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 cowds :3 made >_< wike :3 a tackled stair, +^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ^.^ topgawwant >_> of my ^.^ joy +Must >w< be my convoy in OwO the >w< secwet ^-^ nyight. +>w< Faweweww. Be ^w^ twusty, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; quit >w< thy ^.^ pains. +>w< Faweweww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy OwO mistwess. +>_< Nyuwse. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven bless thee! UwU Hawk you, sir. +>_< Wom. What xDD say'st thou, my dear nurse? +>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is >_> youw man secret? OwO Did you :33 nye'ew hear ÚwÚ say, +>w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew, OwO putting ^-^ onye >_> away? +>_< Wom. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee my ÚwÚ man's as OwO twue as :3 steew. +>_< Nyuwse. Weww, ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest >_< wady. :3 Wowd, Lord! +when 'twas :3 a wittwe prating :3 thing- :33 O, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman in +;;w;; town, ^-^ onye Pawis, UwU that would fain uWu way :33 knyife aboard; uWu but :33 she, good +>_> souw, xDD had as >w< wieve UwU see :3 a x3 toad, :3 a vewy x3 toad, as UwU see >_> him. I :3 angew +xDD hew OwO sometimes, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew UwU that Paris :3 is OwO the >_> pwopewew >w< man; uWu but +I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, when I uWu say so, ^.^ she looks as OwO pawe as ^-^ any clout +in OwO the OwO vewsaw world. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot wosemawy ÚwÚ and Romeo begin uWu both with +:3 a >_> wettew? +>_< Wom. >w< Ay, nyuwse; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? Both with OwO an R. +>_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, mockew! that's OwO the uWu dog's >w< nyame. UwU W :3 is uWu fow >_< the- Nyo; I xDD knyow +^.^ it begins with >w< some uWu othew :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath OwO the pwettiest +^-^ sententious >_> of it, >_> of you ÚwÚ and ^w^ wosemawy, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ do you good +^-^ to hear it. +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< wady. +>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. xDD [Exit >_< Womeo.] ^w^ Petew! +uWu Petew. Anyon. +>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, UwU take my ÚwÚ fan, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and >_< apace. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :3 V. +>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew Juliet. + +^w^ Juw. The ^w^ cwock struck :33 nyinye when I >_> did ^-^ send OwO the nyuwse; +UwU In half OwO an hour ^.^ she UwU 'pwomis'd ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. +:3 Pewchance ^.^ she cannyot ^.^ meet >_> him. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +:33 O, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; wame! Love's heralds shouwd >w< be ^-^ thoughts, +^w^ Which >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew gwide than OwO the ^w^ sun's beams +>_> Dwiving xDD back ^w^ shadows xDD uvw low'ring hiwws. +OwO Thewefowe ^-^ do nyimbwe-pinyion'd doves dwaw UwU Wuv, +And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ wind-swift ;;w;; Cupid x3 wings. +Nyow :3 is OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the highmost hiww +x3 Of :3 this UwU day's >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 nyinye ÚwÚ tiww twewve +^-^ Is three wong :3 houws; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot come. +Had ^.^ she ÚwÚ affections ÚwÚ and warm youthfuw blood, +She would >w< be as swift in motion as :3 a ;;w;; baww; +UwU My uWu wowds would :33 bandy xDD hew ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet love, +And his ^-^ to uWu me, +But ^.^ owd >_> fowks, many feign as uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dead- +:3 Unwiewdy, swow, :33 heavy ÚwÚ and OwO pawe as :33 wead. + +x3 Entew Nurse ^w^ [and >_> Petew]. + +:3 O God, ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 O honey ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? +xDD Hast :3 thou met with OwO him? >_> Send >w< thy man >_> away. +>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, stay at OwO the ;;w;; gate. +xDD [Exit >_> Petew.] +^w^ Juw. Nyow, good ^w^ sweet nurse- :3 O :3 Wowd, x3 why wook'st :3 thou sad? +^-^ Though UwU nyews >w< be sad, ÚwÚ yet tell them x3 mewwiwy; +>w< If uWu good, :3 thou :33 shamest OwO the music >_> of ^w^ sweet UwU nyews +By playing ^.^ it ^-^ to me with OwO so ^w^ souw :3 a face. +>_< Nyuwse. I x3 am aweary, ^w^ give me xDD weave >_> awhiwe. +:33 Fie, how my bones ;;w;; ache! What :3 a jaunce ^.^ have I :3 had! +^w^ Juw. I would :3 thou xDD hadst my OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and I >w< thy news. +;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray ÚwÚ thee speak. OwO Good, good ^w^ nyuwse, speak. +>_< Nyuwse. >w< Jesu, what >_> haste! ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot stay awhile? +Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see UwU that I x3 am >_< out >_> of breath? +^w^ Juw. OwO How art :3 thou >_< out >_> of >_> bweath when :3 thou x3 hast >_> bweath +ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ to me UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of breath? +The ;;w;; excuse UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make in :3 this delay +^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD tawe :3 thou OwO dost excuse. +^-^ Is >w< thy UwU nyews good ^w^ ow :33 bad? Answer ^-^ to ;;w;; that. +Say UwU eithew, ÚwÚ and I'll stay OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +>_> Wet me >w< be >_< satisfied, :3 is't good ^w^ ow :33 bad? +>_< Nyuwse. Weww, you ^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu choice; you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to +OwO choose :3 a xDD man. :3 Womeo? No, ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. ^-^ Though his ;;w;; face >w< be better than +^-^ any man's, ÚwÚ yet his ^w^ weg xDD excews >w< aww xDD men's; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a hand ÚwÚ and :3 a +^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and :3 a body, >w< though uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd OwO on, ÚwÚ yet uWu they +awe ÚwÚ past compawe. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the flower >_> of couwtesy, ;;w;; but, I'll +;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, as gentwe as :3 a UwU wamb. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, ;;w;; wench; sewve God. +>_> What, ^.^ have you din'd at :3 home? +^w^ Juw. No, nyo. But >w< aww :3 this >_> did I xDD knyow >_> befowe. +What :33 says ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mawwiage? What >_> of ÚwÚ that? +>_< Nyuwse. :3 Wowd, how my head ^.^ aches! What :3 a head ^.^ have >_> I! +^w^ It x3 beats as ^.^ it would ^-^ faww in twenty ÚwÚ pieces. +UwU My xDD back o' x3 t' uWu othew ^.^ side,- ÚwÚ ah, my ^w^ back, my >_> back! +UwU Beshwew >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow ^w^ sending me about +ÚwÚ To catch my death with jauncing OwO up ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down! +^w^ Juw. uWu I' :33 faith, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that :3 thou art ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ Sweet ^w^ nyuwse, tell uWu me, what :33 says my love? +>_< Nyuwse. Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 couwteous, +ÚwÚ and :3 a kind, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ handsome; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, :3 a :3 viwtuous- :3 Whewe :3 is +>_> youw >_> mothew? +^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is within. +:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ she x3 be? OwO How :3 oddwy :3 thou ÚwÚ wepwiest! +'Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, +"Where :3 is >_> youw xDD mothew?"' +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O God's OwO Wady :33 deaw! +uWu Awe you OwO so :33 hot? :33 Mawwy come uWu up, I uWu twow. +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >w< pouwtice uWu fow my aching bonyes? +x3 Hencefowwawd ^-^ do >_> youw messages OwO youwsewf. +^w^ Juw. Here's such :3 a :3 coiw! ^w^ Come, what :33 says :3 Womeo? +>_< Nyuwse. >_< Have you ^w^ got xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ shwift uWu to-day? +^w^ Juw. I have. +>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Then UwU hie you x3 hence ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence' x3 ceww; +Thewe ^w^ stays :3 a xDD husband ^-^ to ^-^ make you :3 a wife. +Nyow comes OwO the >_< wanton UwU bwood OwO up in >_> youw OwO cheeks: +>w< They'ww >w< be in uWu scawwet straight at ^-^ any news. +Hie you ^-^ to >w< chuwch; I >w< must another >_< way, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD waddew, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which >_> youw love +Must climb :3 a biwd's ^w^ nyest >_> soon when ^.^ it :3 is :3 dawk. +I x3 am OwO the dwudge, ÚwÚ and >_< toiw in >_> youw :33 dewight; +But you uWu shaww bear OwO the burthen >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. +uWu Go; I'll ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; UwU hie you ^-^ to OwO the cell. +^w^ Juw. Hie ^-^ to UwU high xDD fowtunye! Honyest ^w^ nyuwse, faweweww. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene VI. +Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and Womeo. + +^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ So >_> smiwe OwO the uWu heavens x3 upon :3 this holy ^.^ act +:33 That :3 aftew-houws with UwU sowwow ^w^ chide OwO us :33 nyot! +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! But come what UwU sowwow ^-^ can, +^w^ It cannyot countewvaiw OwO the exchange >_> of ^.^ joy +:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ showt :3 minyute gives me in xDD hew ^w^ sight. +Do :3 thou uWu but :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands with holy x3 wowds, +;;w;; Then wuv-devouwing death ^-^ do what ^.^ he dare- +^w^ It :3 is enough I ^-^ may uWu but caww xDD hew x3 minye. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ These viowent >w< dewights ^.^ have viowent ends +And in theiw ;;w;; twiumph x3 die, >_< wike x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and powdew, +>w< Which, as uWu they >w< kiss, consume. The x3 sweetest honey +^-^ Is ^-^ woathsome in his >_> own deliciousness +And in OwO the ÚwÚ taste ;;w;; confounds OwO the appetite. +OwO Thewefowe love modewatewy: wong love doth >w< so; +:3 Too swift arrives as tawdy as xDD too swow. + +x3 Entew Juliet. + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_< wady. :33 O, OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a foot +uWu Wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< out OwO the xDD evewwasting fwint. +OwO A >_> wuvw ^-^ may :33 bestwide OwO the :3 gossamew +:33 That idwes in OwO the >_< wanton uWu summew :3 aiw, +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot fall; OwO so ^.^ wight :3 is xDD vanyity. +^w^ Juw. Good x3 even ^-^ to my ghostly confessow. +^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo uWu shaww :3 thank ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, uWu fow OwO us >_> both. +^w^ Juw. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to ^w^ him, ewse :3 is his ^w^ thanks xDD too ^w^ much. +>_< Wom. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, ^-^ if OwO the measuwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ joy +Be >w< heap'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< thy >_> skiww >w< be ^-^ mowe +ÚwÚ To UwU bwazon it, then OwO sweeten with >w< thy >_> bweath +:3 This UwU nyeighbouw :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and let rich xDD music's :33 tongue +Unfold OwO the imagin'd >w< happinyess UwU that uWu both +;;w;; Weceive in ;;w;; eithew uWu by :3 this dear encounter. +^w^ Juw. Conceit, ^-^ mowe rich in matter than in x3 wowds, +>_< Bwags >_> of his UwU substance, ^.^ nyot >_> of ornament. +^.^ They awe uWu but >_< beggaws UwU that can ;;w;; count theiw xDD wowth; +But my OwO twue love :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ to such ^-^ excess +cannyot sum OwO up sum >_> of half my wealth. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, come with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ showt ÚwÚ wowk; +>_< Fow, uWu by >_> youw uWu weaves, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay :3 awonye +;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Chuwch incorporate two in ^w^ onye. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. +OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Men. + +^w^ Ben. I pray ^.^ thee, good ^w^ Mewcutio, wet's >w< wetiwe. +The :3 day :3 is hot, OwO the UwU Capuwets abwoad. +And ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 meet, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape :3 a bwaww, +>_< Fow nyow, ^.^ these ^.^ hot OwO days, :3 is OwO the mad UwU bwood >_> stiwwing. +^w^ Mew. Thou art >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows UwU that, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews OwO the +confinyes >_> of :3 a >_> tavewn, :33 cwaps me his >_< swowd x3 upon OwO the ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and :33 says +'God ^-^ send me nyo :3 nyeed >_> of >w< thee!' ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the uWu second +^w^ cup dwaws him uWu on OwO the ^-^ dwawew, when >_< indeed there :3 is nyo need. +^w^ Ben. OwO Am I >_< wike such :3 a fewwow? +^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou art as ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ jack in >w< thy >w< mood as ^-^ any in +Italy; ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >w< be uWu moody, ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ^-^ moody ^-^ to >w< be +ÚwÚ muvd. +^w^ Ben. And what UwU to? +^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an there ;;w;; wewe two :33 such, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have UwU nyonye ÚwÚ showtwy, uWu fow +^-^ onye would :33 kiww OwO the other. Thou! >_> why, :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man +UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow :3 a >_< haiw less in his beard than :3 thou UwU hast. +Thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man uWu fow x3 cwacking nuts, having nyo uWu othew +reason uWu but ^.^ because :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ hazew OwO eyes. What eye uWu but such OwO an eye +would UwU spy >_< out such :3 a quarrel? x3 Thy head :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of quarrels as +OwO an egg :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ meat; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< thy head ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> beaten as +^w^ addwe as OwO an egg uWu fow xDD quawwewwing. Thou x3 hast quarrell'd with :3 a man +uWu fow ^w^ coughing in OwO the street, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wakened >w< thy ^.^ dog UwU that +;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain asweep in OwO the OwO sun. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 a +>_> taiwow uWu fow wearing his OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet before Eastew, with another +uWu fow tying his OwO nyew ÚwÚ shoes with OwO an ^.^ owd riband? And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou xDD wiwt +OwO tutow me ^-^ fwom :3 quawwewwing! +^w^ Ben. An I ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to >_< quawwew as :3 thou :3 awt, ^-^ any man shouwd ^-^ buy +OwO the >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of my life uWu fow OwO an hour ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu quawtew. +^w^ Mew. The >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe? :3 O xDD simpwe! + +x3 Entew >_> Tybawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. + +^w^ Ben. By my uWu head, here come OwO the Capulets. +^w^ Mew. By my ;;w;; heew, I cawe not. +UwU Tyb. Follow me OwO cwose, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to ^.^ them. +Gentwemen, good den. OwO A >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of you. +^w^ Mew. And uWu but ^-^ onye >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of >_> us? +xDD Coupwe ^.^ it with UwU something; ^-^ make ^.^ it :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 a bwow. +UwU Tyb. You uWu shaww find me :3 apt enough ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; siw, OwO an you uWu wiww ^w^ give me +;;w;; occasion. +^w^ Mew. Could you ^.^ nyot UwU take >w< some >w< occasion ^-^ without giving +UwU Tyb. ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 thou consowtest with Womeo. +^w^ Mew. ^w^ Consowt? >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO us x3 minstwews? An :3 thou ^-^ make +minstrels >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear nyothing uWu but discords. Here's my +OwO fiddwestick; >w< hewe's UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you dance. uWu Zounds, >_> consowt! +^w^ Ben. We talk here in OwO the uWu pubwic ^.^ haunt >_> of ^-^ men. +x3 Eithew withdraw x3 unto >w< some pwivate place +And reason ;;w;; cowdwy >_> of >_> youw :3 gwievances, +Ow ewse depart. ;;w;; Hewe >w< aww eyes xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ us. +^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Men's eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and let them OwO gaze. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +UwU Tyb. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with you, sir. ;;w;; Hewe comes my xDD man. +^w^ Mew. But I'll >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^.^ he wear >_> youw ;;w;; wivewy. +x3 Mawwy, >w< go before ^-^ to field, :3 he'ww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ fowwowew! +Your wowship in UwU that :33 sense ^-^ may caww him xDD man. +UwU Tyb. :33 Womeo, OwO the love I bear ÚwÚ thee can :33 affowd +:3 Nyo better term than :33 this: :3 thou art :3 a :3 viwwain. +>_< Wom. Tybalt, OwO the reason UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to love ÚwÚ thee +^-^ Doth >w< much ;;w;; excuse OwO the ;;w;; appewtainying ;;w;; wage +ÚwÚ To such :3 a xDD gweeting. Villain x3 am I none. +OwO Thewefowe faweweww. I UwU see :3 thou OwO knyowest me not. +UwU Tyb. UwU Boy, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO the injuwies +:33 That :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye me; OwO thewefowe xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >w< dwaw. +>_< Wom. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never injur'd ^.^ thee, +But love ÚwÚ thee better than :3 thou ^w^ canst devise +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of my :33 wuv; +And OwO so good Capulet, ;;w;; which name I >w< tendew +UwU As dearly as >_< minye own, >w< be >_> satisfied. +^w^ Mew. :3 O ^-^ cawm, dishonourable, :3 viwe submission! +Awwa stoccata >_> cawwies ^.^ it >_> away. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] +Tybalt, you x3 watcatchew, uWu wiww you >_> wawk? +UwU Tyb. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? +^w^ Mew. Good UwU King >_> of Cats, nyothing uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :33 nyinye >w< wives. :33 That I +UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make bowd ^-^ withaw, :3 and, as you uWu shaww ;;w;; use me hereafter, +^-^ dwy-beat OwO the west >_> of OwO the eight. uWu Wiww you xDD pwuck >_> youw >_< swowd >_< out >_> of +his ^w^ pitchew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; eaws? UwU Make haste, west >_< minye >w< be about >_> youw ears +ewe ^.^ it >w< be >_< out. +UwU Tyb. I x3 am uWu fow you. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] +>_< Wom. ;;w;; Gentwe ^w^ Mewcutio, >w< put >w< thy ;;w;; wapiew :33 up. +^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO passado! +^.^ [They ÚwÚ fight.] +>_< Wom. Dwaw, Benvolio; beat ;;w;; down theiw weapons. +Gentwemen, uWu fow OwO shame! uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 outwage! +Tybalt, ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO the Prince ^-^ expwesswy ;;w;; hath +^-^ Fowbid :3 this bandying in Vewonya >_< stweets. +^-^ Howd, ^w^ Tybawt! Good ^.^ Mewcutio! +>_> Tybawt uWu undew Womeo's arm thrusts Mercutio ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and flies +[with his Followers]. +^w^ Mew. I x3 am :33 huwt. +OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! I x3 am uWu sped. +^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :3 nyothing? +^w^ Ben. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> huwt? +^w^ Mew. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 a scratch, :3 a >_< scwatch. x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^w^ enyough. +:3 Whewe :3 is my :33 page? Go, viwwain, ÚwÚ fetch :3 a suwgeon. +xDD [Exit :33 Page.] +>_< Wom. Courage, xDD man. The hurt cannyot >w< be ^w^ much. +^w^ Mew. No, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep as :3 a well, :3 nyow OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a church uWu doow; +uWu but 'tis enyough, 'twill uWu sewve. ^-^ Ask uWu fow me to-morrow, ÚwÚ and you +uWu shaww find me :3 a grave xDD man. I x3 am peppered, I x3 wawwant, uWu fow :3 this +world. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! uWu Zounds, :3 a dog, :3 a wat, :3 a +ÚwÚ mouse, :3 a ^w^ cat, ^-^ to scratch :3 a man ^-^ to >_< death! :3 a braggart, :3 a wogue, :3 a +viwwain, UwU that xDD fights uWu by OwO the book >_> of awithmetic! UwU Why OwO the ^w^ deviw +came you :3 between >_> us? I ÚwÚ was hurt uWu undew >_> youw arm. +>_< Wom. I ^w^ thought >w< aww uWu fow OwO the >_> best. +^w^ Mew. Hewp me OwO into >w< some OwO house, >_> Benvowio, +Ow I uWu shaww UwU faint. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! +^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made worms' meat >_> of >_> me. I ^.^ have it, +And soundwy ^w^ too. Your ;;w;; houses! +[Exit. [supported uWu by :3 Benvowio]. +>_< Wom. :3 This ;;w;; gentweman, OwO the Pwince's ;;w;; nyeaw >w< awwy, +UwU My vewy OwO fwiend, ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 this x3 mowtaw hurt +UwU In my >_> behawf- my weputation :33 stain'd +x3 With :3 Tybawt's ÚwÚ swandew- Tybalt, UwU that OwO an hour +;;w;; Hath >_< been my :3 kinsman. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^w^ Juwiet, +x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath :3 made me effeminate +And in my uWu tempew ÚwÚ soft'nyed x3 vawouw's >_< steew + +x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. + +^w^ Ben. :3 O :33 Womeo, :33 Womeo, bwave >_< Mewcutio's x3 dead! +:33 That x3 gawwant spirit ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, +^w^ Which xDD too ;;w;; untimewy here >_> did :33 scown OwO the xDD eawth. +>_< Wom. :3 This UwU day's bwack >w< fate uWu on uWu moe >_< days doth :3 depend; +:3 This uWu but begins OwO the >_> woe ÚwÚ othews >w< must OwO end. + +x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. + +^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ fuwious >_> Tybawt xDD back again. +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Awive in :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and Mercutio uWu swain? +:3 Away ^-^ to >w< heaven >_> wespective lenity, +And ^w^ fiwe-ey'd :3 fuwy >w< be my OwO conduct nyow! +Nyow, Tybalt, UwU take OwO the 'villain' xDD back UwU again +:33 That ^.^ wate :3 thou >w< gavest me; uWu fow >_< Mewcutio's ^w^ souw +^-^ Is uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, +:33 Staying uWu fow UwU thinye ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :33 company. +x3 Eithew :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, >w< must >w< go with >_> him. +UwU Tyb. uWu Thou, wwetched OwO boy, UwU that didst >w< consowt him ;;w;; hewe, +Shalt with him ^-^ hence. +>_< Wom. :3 This uWu shaww xDD detewminye ;;w;; that. +^.^ They ^w^ fight. >_> Tybawt ^.^ fawws. +^w^ Ben. :33 Womeo, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! +The xDD citizens awe uWu up, ÚwÚ and >_> Tybawt slain. +Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd. The Prince uWu wiww :33 doom ÚwÚ thee death +>w< If :3 thou art taken. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! +>_< Wom. :33 O, I x3 am >_< fowtunye's foow! +^w^ Ben. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? +Exit Womeo. +x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. + +uWu Citizen. ^w^ Which uWu way ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD Mewcutio? +Tybalt, UwU that >_> muwthewew, ;;w;; which uWu way ÚwÚ wan x3 he? +^w^ Ben. Thewe :3 wies UwU that ^.^ Tybawt. +uWu Citizen. ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; siw, >w< go with >_> me. +I chawge ÚwÚ thee in OwO the Pwince's name ;;w;; obey. + +x3 Entew Prince :33 [attended], Old :3 Montague, Capulet, theiw :3 Wives, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ [othews]. + +^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe awe OwO the :3 viwe beginners >_> of :3 this fway? +^w^ Ben. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. I can ÚwÚ discuvw >w< aww +The unwucky manage >_> of :3 this :33 fataw x3 bwaww. +Thewe :3 wies OwO the man, OwO swain uWu by x3 young :33 Womeo, +:33 That slew >w< thy kinsman, bwave Mewcutio. +Cap. >_< Wife. Tybalt, my ÚwÚ cousin! :3 O my >_< bwothew's chiwd! +:3 O Prince! :3 O ^w^ husband! :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood :3 is spiww'd +x3 Of my dear >_< kinsman! Pwince, as :3 thou art true, +>_< Fow UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ ouws shed UwU bwood >_> of :3 Montague. +:3 O uWu cousin, ÚwÚ cousin! +^.^ Pwince. >_> Benvowio, ^-^ who >_< began :3 this bwoody fway? +^w^ Ben. Tybalt, here slain, xDD whom Womeo's hand >_> did >_> stay. +:33 Womeo, UwU that xDD spoke him :33 faiw, ;;w;; bid him >_< bethink +OwO How nice OwO the >_< quawwew OwO was, ÚwÚ and urg'd withaw +Your UwU high displeasure. ^-^ Aww this- UwU uttewed +x3 With gentwe breath, UwU cawm look, knyees humbly >_> bow'd- +Could ^.^ nyot UwU take truce with OwO the xDD unwuwy uWu spween +x3 Of >_> Tybawt xDD deaf ^-^ to :3 peace, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ tiwts +x3 With ^.^ piewcing >_< steew at bowd >_< Mewcutio's breast; +Who, >w< aww as hot, ;;w;; tuwns >_> deadwy point ^-^ to ^w^ point, +And, with :3 a martial ^w^ scown, with ^-^ onye hand x3 beats +Cold death ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew >_> sends +^w^ It xDD back ^-^ to Tybalt, uWu whose dextewity +Retorts it. Romeo ^.^ he x3 cwies :33 awoud, +ÚwÚ 'Howd, x3 fwiends! fwiends, pawt!' ÚwÚ and OwO swiftew than his tongue, +His agiwe arm x3 beats ;;w;; down theiw :33 fataw xDD points, +And :33 'twixt them ;;w;; wushes; undewnyeath uWu whose arm +An ÚwÚ envious OwO thwust ^-^ fwom >_> Tybawt :3 hit OwO the life +x3 Of :33 stout ^w^ Mewcutio, ÚwÚ and then >_> Tybawt >_> fwed; +But ;;w;; by-and-by comes xDD back ^-^ to :33 Womeo, +OwO Who xDD had uWu but newly >w< entewtain'd ÚwÚ wevenge, +And to't uWu they >w< go >_< wike wightnying; for, ewe I +Could dwaw ^-^ to part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ was :33 stout >_> Tybawt slain; +And, as ^.^ he fell, >_> did Romeo xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. +:3 This :3 is OwO the truth, ^w^ ow let Benvolio ^-^ die. +Cap. >_< Wife. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Montague; +x3 Affection makes him fawse, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot true. +uWu Some twenty >_> of them xDD fought in :3 this bwack stwife, +And >w< aww x3 those twenty :33 couwd uWu but :33 kiww ^-^ onye wife. +I UwU beg uWu fow justice, ;;w;; which thou, Pwince, >w< must >w< give. +Romeo slew x3 Tybawt; Romeo >w< must ^.^ nyot wive. +^.^ Pwince. Romeo slew him; ^.^ he slew Mewcutio. +OwO Who :3 nyow OwO the x3 pwice >_> of his dear UwU bwood doth ^.^ owe? +:3 Mon. :3 Nyot :33 Womeo, Prince; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< Mewcutio's :3 fwiend; +His fauwt concwudes uWu but what OwO the OwO waw shouwd end, +The life >_> of ^.^ Tybawt. +^.^ Pwince. And uWu fow UwU that OwO offence +Immediately ^-^ we ^-^ do exiwe him ^-^ hence. +I ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; intewest in >_> youw uWu hate's pwoceeding, +UwU My UwU bwood uWu fow >_> youw wude >_< bwawws doth lie xDD a-bweeding; +But I'll ^w^ amewce you with OwO so >w< stwong :3 a fine +:33 That you uWu shaww >w< aww ^w^ wepent OwO the woss >_> of x3 minye. +I uWu wiww >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to pleading ÚwÚ and excuses; +Nyow ;;w;; teaws :3 nyow ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase >_< out >w< abuses. +OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use none. >_> Wet Romeo x3 hence in haste, +Else, when ^.^ he :3 is OwO found, UwU that hour :3 is his :33 wast. +Beaw x3 hence :3 this body, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. +uWu Mewcy uWu but >_< muwdews, pardoning x3 those UwU that kill. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew Juliet awonye. + +^w^ Juw. Gawwop :3 apace, you fiery-footed >_< steeds, +Towawds Phoebus' lodging! Such :3 a ^.^ wagonyew +UwU As Phaeton would x3 whip you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ West +And bwing in cloudy night immediatewy. +Spread >w< thy :33 cwose uWu cuwtain, love-performing night, +:33 That wunyaway eyes ^-^ may :3 wink, ÚwÚ and Romeo +^w^ Weap ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ untawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ and xDD unseen. +Wuvws can UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do theiw amorous :3 wites +By theiw >_> own UwU beauties; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if love >w< be :3 bwind, +^w^ It :33 best agrees with ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, civil night, +Thou UwU sobew-suited >_> matwon, >w< aww in :3 bwack, +And learn me how ^-^ to wose :3 a winning UwU match, +>w< Pway'd uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of stainless maidenhoods. +Hood my >w< unmann'd blood, ;;w;; bating in my :33 cheeks, +x3 With >w< thy bwack mantle ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ stwange love, UwU gwown bold, +:33 Think OwO twue love acted ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; modesty. +^w^ Come, >_< nyight; xDD come, uWu Womeo; xDD come, :3 thou :3 day in >_< nyight; +>_< Fow :3 thou xDD wiwt lie x3 upon OwO the x3 wings >_> of night +xDD Whitew than OwO nyew snyow x3 upon :3 a >_> waven's ^-^ back. +^w^ Come, gentwe >_< nyight; xDD come, woving, ^-^ bwack-bwow'd >_< nyight; +>w< Give me my uWu Womeo; :3 and, when ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 die, +;;w;; Take him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut him >_< out in wittwe staws, +And ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >w< heaven OwO so fine +:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be in love with night +And pay nyo wowship ^-^ to OwO the uWu gawish OwO sun. +:33 O, I ^.^ have bought OwO the UwU mansion >_> of :3 a love, +But ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ sowd, +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> enjoy'd. ^w^ So >w< tedious :3 is :3 this :3 day +UwU As :3 is OwO the night before >w< some xDD festivaw +ÚwÚ To OwO an impatient >w< chiwd UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO nyew wobes +And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wear ^.^ them. :33 O, here comes my ^w^ nyuwse, + +x3 Entew xDD Nyuwse, with cords. + +And ^.^ she brings news; ÚwÚ and every :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ speaks +But Womeo's name ^-^ speaks ^w^ heavenwy eloquence. +Nyow, ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? What x3 hast :3 thou thewe? OwO the :3 cowds +:33 That Romeo ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee fetch? +>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO the cords. +[Thwows them UwU down.] +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! what x3 nyews? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wwing >w< thy ^.^ hands +>_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, weraday! :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's x3 dead! +We awe :3 undonye, >w< wady, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye! +;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! :33 he's gone, :33 he's >_> kiww'd, :33 he's x3 dead! +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Can >w< heaven >w< be OwO so OwO envious? +>_< Nyuwse. Romeo ^-^ can, +^-^ Though >w< heaven :3 cannyot. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! +OwO Who >w< evew would ^.^ have ^w^ thought it? Romeo! +^w^ Juw. What ^w^ deviw art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_> towment me ^.^ thus? +:3 This >_> towtuwe shouwd >w< be xDD woaw'd in dismaw ÚwÚ heww. +;;w;; Hath Romeo OwO swain >w< himsewf? Say :3 thou uWu but :33 'I,' +And UwU that x3 bawe >_> vowew >_> 'I' uWu shaww :3 poison ^-^ mowe +>w< Than OwO the >_< death-dawting eye >_> of ^-^ cockatwice. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO I, ^-^ if there >w< be such OwO an ÚwÚ 'I'; +Ow x3 those eyes OwO shut UwU that ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew 'I.' +>w< If >w< be >w< be slain, uWu say ÚwÚ 'I'; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, xDD 'nyo.' +ÚwÚ Bwief x3 sounds xDD detewminye >_> of my ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. +>_< Nyuwse. I ^-^ saw OwO the :33 wound, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it with >_< minye >_> eyes, +x3 (God :33 save OwO the OwO mawk!) here uWu on his >_< manwy breast. +OwO A >w< piteous cowse, :3 a bwoody >w< piteous >_> cowse; +OwO Pawe, OwO pawe as ^w^ ashes, >w< aww >w< bedaub'd in blood, +^-^ Aww in gowe-bwood. I uWu swounded at OwO the ^w^ sight. +^w^ Juw. :33 O, bweak, my >_< heawt! UwU poow ^w^ bankwout, >_< bweak at ÚwÚ once! +ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ^w^ eyes; :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on liberty! +Vile :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 eawth resign; ^-^ end motion ;;w;; hewe, +And :3 thou ÚwÚ and Romeo press ^-^ onye :33 heavy biew! +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O Tybalt, Tybalt, OwO the :33 best fwiend I :3 had! +:3 O courteous ^w^ Tybawt! >w< honyest ^-^ gentweman +:33 That >w< evew I shouwd live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! +^w^ Juw. What :3 stowm :3 is :3 this UwU that uWu bwows OwO so >w< contwawy? +^-^ Is Romeo ^w^ swaught'wed, ÚwÚ and :3 is >_> Tybawt ;;w;; dead? +UwU My >_< deaw-wov'd uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ deawew UwU wowd? +>_> Then, dreadful ^.^ twumpet, :33 sound OwO the ^w^ genyewaw doom! +>_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is living, ^-^ if x3 those two awe gonye? +>_< Nyuwse. >_> Tybawt :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and Romeo >w< banyished; +Romeo UwU that xDD kiww'd ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is banyished. +^w^ Juw. :3 O God! OwO Did Womeo's hand shed :3 Tybawt's blood? +>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ It :33 did, ^.^ it >w< did! OwO awas OwO the day, ^.^ it >w< did! +^w^ Juw. :3 O sewpent xDD heawt, hid with :3 a >_< fwow'wing >w< face! +OwO Did >w< evew >_< dwagon ^-^ keep OwO so fair :3 a ^w^ cave? +:3 Beautifuw >w< tywant! x3 fiend angelical! +UwU Duv-feathew'd ÚwÚ waven! wolvish-ravening lamb! +>w< Despised xDD substance >_> of divinest show! +>w< Just >w< opposite ^-^ to what :3 thou justly >_> seem'st- +OwO A damned :33 saint, OwO an honyouwabwe viwwain! +:3 O UwU nyatuwe, what xDD hadst :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do in heww +When :3 thou didst UwU bowew OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a x3 fiend +UwU In x3 mowtaw xDD pawadise >_> of such ^w^ sweet flesh? +>_> Was >w< evew book containing such :3 viwe matter +^w^ So ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ bound? :33 O, UwU that deceit shouwd ÚwÚ dweww +UwU In such :3 a gorgeous palace! +>_< Nyuwse. There's nyo twust, +:3 Nyo :33 faith, nyo xDD honyesty in ^w^ men; >w< aww uWu pewjuw'd, +^-^ Aww xDD fowswown, >w< aww >_> nyaught, >w< aww xDD dissembwews. +xDD Ah, ^w^ whewe's my man? >w< Give me >w< some aqua :33 vitae. +^.^ These ^.^ gwiefs, ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ make me ^.^ owd. +Shame come ^-^ to Romeo! +^w^ Juw. Blister'd >w< be >w< thy :33 tongue +>_< Fow such :3 a wish! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< shame. +:3 Upon his uWu bwow ÚwÚ shame :3 is asham'd ^-^ to sit; +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a UwU thwonye xDD whewe uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be xDD cwown'd +^-^ Sowe ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the unyivewsaw xDD eawth. +:33 O, what :3 a beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ^w^ chide at :3 him! +>_< Nyuwse. uWu Wiww you speak ;;w;; weww >_> of him UwU that xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ cousin? +^w^ Juw. :33 Shaww I speak i-iww >_> of him UwU that :3 is my ^.^ husband? +xDD Ah, UwU poow my lord, what :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ smooth >w< thy name +When OwO I, >w< thy three-hours xDD wife, ^.^ have OwO mangwed it? +But wherefore, viwwain, didst :3 thou :33 kiww my ^-^ cousin? +:33 That villain cousin would ^.^ have xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. +:3 Back, foowish >_< teaws, xDD back ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative spring! +Your ÚwÚ twibutawy ^.^ dwops belong ^-^ to x3 woe, +^w^ Which you, ^w^ mistaking, :3 offew OwO up ^-^ to OwO joy. +UwU My xDD husband x3 wives, UwU that >_> Tybawt would ^.^ have slain; +And :3 Tybawt's OwO dead, UwU that would ^.^ have OwO swain my >_> husband. +^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is OwO comfowt; xDD whewefowe weep I ^.^ then? +uWu Some >_> wowd there OwO was, ^-^ wowsew than :3 Tybawt's >_< death, +:33 That muwd'wed >_> me. I would ^-^ fowget ^.^ it >_> fain; +But :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwesses ^-^ to my memowy +;;w;; Wike damned OwO guiwty deeds ^-^ to ^-^ sinnyews' OwO minds! +UwU 'Tybawt :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and x3 Womeo- uWu banyished.' +:33 That :3 'banyished,' UwU that ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 'banyished,' +;;w;; Hath OwO swain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Tybalts. :3 Tybawt's death +>_> Was >_> woe enyough, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had UwU ended :3 thewe; +Or, ^-^ if ^w^ souw >_> woe >w< dewights in OwO fewwowship +And ^-^ nyeedwy uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ wank'd with uWu othew ^.^ gwiefs, +UwU Why ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she ^w^ said ÚwÚ 'Tybawt's dead,' +x3 Thy fathew, ^w^ ow >w< thy mothew, xDD nyay, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, +^w^ Which modewn xDD wamentation UwU might ^.^ have OwO mov'd? +But with :3 a ÚwÚ weawwawd following :3 Tybawt's >_< death, +;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- ^-^ to speak UwU that >_> wowd +^-^ Is fathew, mothew, Tybalt, :33 Womeo, ^w^ Juwiet, +^-^ Aww slain, >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- +Thewe :3 is nyo end, nyo >_< wimit, >_> measuwe, UwU bound, +UwU In UwU that word's ^w^ death; nyo uWu wowds can UwU that >_> woe :3 sound. +:3 Whewe :3 is my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew, nurse? +>_< Nyuwse. UwU Weeping ÚwÚ and >_> waiwing xDD uvw :3 Tybawt's :33 cowse. +uWu Wiww you >w< go ^-^ to >w< them? I uWu wiww bwing you thithew. +^w^ Juw. OwO Wash uWu they his wounds with ÚwÚ teaws? Minye uWu shaww >w< be x3 spent, +When ;;w;; theiws awe >_> dwy, uWu fow Womeo's banishment. +;;w;; Take OwO up x3 those cords. OwO Poow ropes, you awe UwU beguiw'd, +Both you ÚwÚ and OwO I, uWu fow Romeo :3 is exiw'd. +ÚwÚ He :3 made you uWu fow :3 a >_> highway ^-^ to my ^-^ bed; +But OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; maid, die >_> maiden-widowed. +^w^ Come, cowds; xDD come, nurse. I'll ^-^ to my >w< wedding ^-^ bed; +And >_< death, ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, UwU take my >w< maidenhead! +>_< Nyuwse. Hie ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. I'll find Romeo +ÚwÚ To comfort you. I ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww xDD whewe ^.^ he is. +UwU Hawk >_< ye, >_> youw Romeo uWu wiww >w< be here at ^-^ nyight. +I'll ^-^ to him; ^.^ he :3 is hid at Wauwence' cell. +^w^ Juw. :33 O, find :3 him! ^w^ give :3 this ring ^-^ to my OwO twue x3 knyight +And ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to UwU take his last faweweww. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw [Laurence]. + +^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Womeo, come fowth; come >w< fowth, :3 thou xDD feawfuw xDD man. +;;w;; Affwiction :3 is UwU enyanmouw'd >_> of >w< thy :33 pawts, +And :3 thou art ^w^ wedded ^-^ to ^w^ cawamity. + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +>_< Wom. Father, what x3 nyews? What :3 is OwO the Pwince's :33 doom +What UwU sowwow x3 cwaves >_> acquaintance at my hand +:33 That I ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow not? +^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Too ÚwÚ famiwiaw +^-^ Is my dear :3 son with such ^w^ souw :33 company. +I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_< tidings >_> of OwO the Pwince's >w< doom. +>_< Wom. What less than :3 doomsday :3 is OwO the Pwince's doom? +^w^ Fwiaw. OwO A >_< gentwew ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ wips- +:3 Nyot body's >_< death, uWu but body's banishment. +>_< Wom. Ha, banyishment? Be :3 mewcifuw, uWu say xDD 'death'; +>_< Fow exiwe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe terror in his look, +^.^ Much ^-^ mowe than :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say xDD 'banyishment.' +^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Hence ^-^ fwom Vewonya art :3 thou banyished. +Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< wide. +>_< Wom. Thewe :3 is nyo x3 wowwd ^-^ without Vewonya wawws, +But x3 puwgatowy, >w< towtuwe, heww itself. +>_< Hence >w< banyished :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, +And world's exiwe :3 is :33 death. ;;w;; Then 'banyishment' +^-^ Is death misterm'd. ^-^ Cawwing death :3 'banyishment,' +Thou cut'st my head x3 off with :3 a gowden axe +And >_< smiwest x3 upon OwO the OwO stwoke UwU that ^.^ muwdews >_> me. +^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O >_> deadwy ÚwÚ sin! :3 O wude UwU unthankfuwnyess! +x3 Thy fauwt ^-^ ouw OwO waw calls ^w^ death; uWu but OwO the >w< kind Pwince, +^-^ Taking >w< thy UwU pawt, ;;w;; hath wush'd ^w^ aside OwO the waw, +And tuwn'd UwU that bwack >_> wowd death ^-^ to banishment. +:3 This :3 is dear >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it not. +>_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis >w< towtuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu mewcy. xDD Heaven :3 is ;;w;; hewe, +:3 Whewe Juliet lives; ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog +And wittwe ÚwÚ mouse, every unworthy :33 thing, +Live here in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; +But Romeo ^-^ may not. Mowe vawidity, +Mowe honyouwabwe state, ^-^ mowe courtship ;;w;; wives +UwU In carrion flies than Womeo. ^.^ They ^-^ may ÚwÚ seize +uWu On OwO the >_> white wonder >_> of dear ^-^ Juwiet's hand +And >_< steaw immortal xDD bwessing ^-^ fwom xDD hew wips, +Who, x3 even in ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< vestaw modesty, +OwO Stiww >w< bwush, as >w< thinking theiw >_> own OwO kisses >w< sin; +But Romeo ^-^ may nyot- ^.^ he :3 is banyished. +:3 This ^-^ may flies uWu do, when I ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< must ^w^ fwy; +^.^ They awe free ^-^ men, uWu but I x3 am banyished. +And >_> sayest :3 thou ÚwÚ yet UwU that exiwe :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU death? +uWu Hadst :3 thou nyo :3 poison :3 mix'd, nyo xDD shawp-gwound ;;w;; knyife, +:3 Nyo ^w^ sudden UwU mean >_> of >_< death, >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> mean, +But 'banished' ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 me- >_< 'banyished'? +:3 O >_> fwiaw, OwO the damned ;;w;; use UwU that >_> wowd in x3 heww; +>_> Howwing attends ^.^ it! OwO How x3 hast :3 thou OwO the xDD heawt, +>_> Being :3 a >_> divinye, :3 a ghostly >w< confessow, +OwO A :33 sin-absowvew, ÚwÚ and my fwiend :33 pwofess'd, +ÚwÚ To mangwe me with UwU that >_> wowd >_< 'banyished'? +^w^ Fwiaw. Thou OwO fond mad man, hear me :3 a wittwe speak. +>_< Wom. :33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt speak UwU again >_> of banishment. +^w^ Fwiaw. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD awmouw ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 off UwU that ^w^ wowd; +^.^ Advewsity's ^w^ sweet milk, ^w^ phiwosophy, +ÚwÚ To comfort ^.^ thee, >w< though :3 thou art banyished. +>_< Wom. >_> Yet >_< 'banyished'? >w< Hang OwO up philosophy! +>_< Unwess phiwosophy can ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ Juwiet, +>_> Dispwant :3 a ;;w;; town, wevewse :3 a >w< pwince's doom, +^w^ It ^w^ hewps ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it ^.^ pwevaiws not. x3 Tawk nyo more. +^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, then I UwU see UwU that xDD madmen ^.^ have nyo x3 eaws. +>_< Wom. OwO How shouwd uWu they, when UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have nyo :3 eyes? +^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Wet me >_> dispute with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ^-^ estate. +>_< Wom. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak >_> of UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot feew. +OwO Wewt :3 thou as x3 young as OwO I, Juliet >w< thy love, +An hour uWu but xDD mawwied, >_> Tybawt murdered, +>_> Doting >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< wike me UwU banyished, +;;w;; Then x3 mightst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, then x3 mightst :3 thou >w< teaw >w< thy >_> haiw, +And ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, as I ^-^ do nyow, +^-^ Taking OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; unmade ^-^ gwave. +UwU Knyock :3 [within]. +^w^ Fwiaw. Arise; ^-^ onye knocks. Good :33 Womeo, hide thysewf. +>_< Wom. :3 Nyot I; unwess OwO the >_> bweath >_> of heartsick :3 gwoans, +Mist-like >w< infowd me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> seawch >_> of OwO eyes. >_> Knyock. +^w^ Fwiaw. Hawk, how uWu they knock! >w< Who's thewe? :33 Womeo, >_< awise; +Thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ taken.- uWu Stay awhiwe!- Stand up; >_> Knyock. +Wun ^-^ to my >_< study.- By-and-by!- God's wiww, +What ^w^ simpwenyess :3 is this.- I xDD come, I x3 come! >_> Knyock. +OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so >w< hawd? >_> Whence come you? What's >_> youw uWu wiww +>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ [within] >_> Wet me come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow my UwU ewwand. +I come ^-^ fwom OwO Wady Juliet. +^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Wewcome xDD then. + +x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. + +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O holy >_> fwiaw, :33 O, tell uWu me, holy ^w^ fwiaw +:3 Whewe :3 is my lady's lord, ^w^ whewe's :3 Womeo? +^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, with his >_> own ;;w;; teaws :3 made dwunk. +>_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is x3 even in my x3 mistwess' ^-^ case, +>w< Just in xDD hew case! +^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O :3 woefuw sympathy! +Piteous ^-^ pwedicament! +>_< Nyuwse. >_< Even OwO so :3 wies :33 she, +Blubb'ring ÚwÚ and :3 weeping, weeping ÚwÚ and x3 bwubbewing. +Stand uWu up, ^.^ stand up! ÚwÚ Stand, OwO an you >w< be :3 a xDD man. +>_< Fow ^-^ Juwiet's UwU sake, uWu fow xDD hew UwU sake, xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ stand! +UwU Why shouwd you ^-^ faww OwO into OwO so ^-^ deep OwO an ;;w;; O? +>_< Wom. (rises) ^-^ Nyuwse- +>_< Nyuwse. >_< Ah :3 siw! ^w^ ah :3 siw! Weww, >_> death's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. +>_< Wom. ^w^ Spakest :3 thou >_> of Juliet? OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with uWu hew? +^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ think me OwO an ^.^ owd >_> muwthewew, +Nyow I ^.^ have :33 stain'd OwO the ÚwÚ chiwdhood >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ joy +x3 With UwU bwood :33 wemov'd uWu but wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ own? +:3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? ÚwÚ and how doth she! ÚwÚ and what :33 says +UwU My ;;w;; conceaw'd wady ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cancell'd love? +>_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 says nothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ÚwÚ weeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weeps; +And :3 nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ stawts uWu up, +And >_> Tybawt :33 cawws; ÚwÚ and then uWu on Romeo cries, +And then ;;w;; down ^.^ fawws again. +>_< Wom. UwU As ^-^ if UwU that uWu nyame, +UwU Shot ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> deadwy ^w^ wevew >_> of :3 a :33 gun, +OwO Did >_> muwthew UwU hew; as UwU that nyame's x3 cuwsed hand +Muwdew'd xDD hew :3 kinsman. :33 O, tell uWu me, >_> fwiaw, tell uWu me, +UwU In what :3 viwe part >_> of :3 this :3 anyatomy +^-^ Doth my name lodge? >_> Teww uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may sack +The ^-^ hatefuw mansion. :33 [Dwaws his UwU daggew.] +^w^ Fwiaw. Hold >w< thy desperate hand. +Awt :3 thou :3 a man? x3 Thy fowm x3 cwies >_< out :3 thou :33 awt; +x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe :3 womanyish, >w< thy wiwd acts xDD denyote +The unreasonable :3 fuwy >_> of :3 a beast. +Unseemly ^-^ woman in :3 a seeming ^w^ man! +Ow iww-beseeming beast in seeming :33 both! +Thou x3 hast >w< amaz'd >_> me. By my holy owdew, +I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^-^ disposition better tempew'd. +xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain Tybawt? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway thysewf? +And ^.^ sway >w< thy wady UwU that in >w< thy life x3 wives, +By UwU doing damned UwU hate x3 upon thysewf? +UwU Why >_< waiwest :3 thou uWu on >w< thy birth, OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth? +x3 Since biwth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, >w< aww three ^-^ do ^.^ meet +UwU In ÚwÚ thee at once; ;;w;; which :3 thou at UwU once wouldst lose. +:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, :3 thou :33 shamest >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a usurer, ;;w;; abound'st in aww, +And usest UwU nyonye in UwU that OwO twue ;;w;; use >_< indeed +^w^ Which shouwd bedeck >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit. +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ shape :3 is uWu but :3 a fowm >_> of wax +ÚwÚ Digwessing ^-^ fwom OwO the valour >_> of :3 a >w< man; +x3 Thy dear love sworn uWu but >w< howwow >_< pewjuwy, +xDD Kiwwing UwU that love ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ chewish; +x3 Thy wit, UwU that >_> ownyament ^-^ to ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and love, +ÚwÚ Misshapen in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of them ^.^ both, +;;w;; Wike :3 powdew in :3 a skilless uWu sowdiew's fwask, +:3 is >_< get ^-^ afiwe uWu by UwU thinye >_> own :33 ignyowance, +And :3 thou >_< dismemb'wed with UwU thinye >_> own xDD defence. +>_> What, ;;w;; wouse ^.^ thee, ^w^ man! x3 Thy Juliet :3 is alive, +>_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou >_< wast uWu but lately UwU dead. +Thewe art :3 thou happy. >_> Tybawt would :33 kiww ^.^ thee, +But :3 thou >w< swewest ^.^ Tybawt. Thewe art :3 thou x3 happy ^w^ too. +The waw, UwU that threat'ned >_< death, >_< becomes >w< thy fwiend +And ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO exiwe. Thewe art :3 thou happy. +OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of blessings ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< thy >w< back; +^w^ Happinyess couwts ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew :33 best UwU awway; +But, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; misbhav'd ÚwÚ and sullen wench, +Thou pout'st x3 upon >w< thy >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. +;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU take :3 heed, uWu fow such die :33 misewabwe. +uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy love, as ÚwÚ was :33 decweed, +xDD Ascend xDD hew chambew, x3 hence ÚwÚ and comfort :3 hew. +But ÚwÚ wook :3 thou stay ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww OwO the watch >w< be set, +>_< Fow then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ to x3 Mantua, +:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt live ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we can find :3 a UwU time +ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwaze >_> youw mawwiage, weconciwe >_> youw fwiends, +:33 Beg pawdon >_> of OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and caww ÚwÚ thee xDD back +x3 With twenty ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe ^.^ joy +>w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :3 fowth in >_< wamentation. +uWu Go OwO befowe, nurse. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >w< wady, +And ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ hasten >w< aww OwO the house ^-^ to :33 bed, +^w^ Which :33 heavy UwU sowwow makes them :3 apt >_> unto. +Romeo :3 is >w< coming. +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd here >w< aww OwO the night +ÚwÚ To hear good x3 counsew. :33 O, what >_> weawnying ÚwÚ is! +UwU My lord, I'll tell my wady you uWu wiww come. +>_< Wom. Do so, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my ^w^ sweet :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. +>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ring ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you, sir. +Hie you, ^-^ make haste, uWu fow ^.^ it grows vewy late. UwU Exit. +>_< Wom. OwO How ;;w;; weww my comfort :3 is >_< weviv'd uWu by x3 this! +^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go >_> hence; good >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and here ^-^ stands >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; state: +x3 Eithew >w< be gonye before OwO the watch >w< be set, +Ow uWu by OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ÚwÚ disguis'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. +^-^ Sojouwn in :33 Mantua. I'll find >_< out >_> youw man, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww signify ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time +uWu Evewy good :3 hap ^-^ to you UwU that >_< chances here. +>w< Give me >w< thy hand. ^.^ 'Tis late. Farewell; good ^-^ nyight. +>_< Wom. But UwU that :3 a ^.^ joy ÚwÚ past ^.^ joy calls >_< out uWu on uWu me, +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< gwief OwO so bwief ^-^ to part with thee. +>w< Faweweww. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +>_< Capuwet's house + +x3 Entew Old Capulet, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pawis. + +Cap. OwO Things ^.^ have OwO faww'n out, ;;w;; siw, OwO so unwuckiwy +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had nyo UwU time ^-^ to move ^-^ ouw daughter. +Wook you, ^.^ she :33 wov'd xDD hew x3 kinsman >_> Tybawt dearly, +And OwO so >_> did :3 I. Weww, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ die. +^.^ 'Tis vewy >_< wate; she'll ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; down to-nyight. +I pwomise you, uWu but uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ company, +I would ^.^ have >_< been abed OwO an hour uWu ago. +;;w;; Paw. ^.^ These xDD times >_> of >_> woe :33 affowd nyo xDD tunye ^-^ to UwU woo. +^w^ Madam, good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. +x3 Wady. I wiww, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew :33 mind >_< eawwy to-morrow; +To-nyight she's OwO mew'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; heavinyess. +Cap. Sir Pawis, I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a desperate >w< tendew +x3 Of my OwO chiwd's wuv. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd +UwU In >w< aww respects uWu by me; UwU nyay :3 mowe, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. +x3 Wife, >w< go you ^-^ to xDD hew ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; +:3 Acquaint xDD hew here >_> of my :3 son ^w^ Pawis' love +And ;;w;; bid xDD hew (mark you ÚwÚ me?) uWu on Wednyesday ÚwÚ nyext- +But, ^.^ soft! what :3 day :3 is uWu this? +;;w;; Paw. >w< Monday, my :33 wowd. +Cap. Monday! xDD ha, ^-^ ha! Weww, Wednyesday :3 is xDD too UwU soon. +>_< Thuwsday let ^.^ it be- :3 a Thuwsday, tell xDD hew +She uWu shaww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe earl. +uWu Wiww you >w< be ready? Do you >_< wike :3 this haste? +>w< We'ww ^-^ keep nyo gweat ado- :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow >_> two; +>_< Fow :3 hawk you, >_> Tybawt being OwO swain OwO so :3 wate, +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we held him cawewesswy, +>_> Being ^-^ ouw kinsman, ^-^ if ^-^ we revel ^w^ much. +OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< some half :3 a ;;w;; dozen fwiends, +And there OwO an OwO end. But what uWu say you ^-^ to :33 Thuwsday? +;;w;; Paw. UwU My lord, I would UwU that >_< Thuwsday ;;w;; wewe >w< to-mowwow. +Cap. Weww, >_< get you gone. OwO A >_< Thuwsday >w< be ^.^ it xDD then. +uWu Go you ^-^ to Juliet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; +Pwepawe UwU hew, xDD wife, x3 against :3 this >w< wedding day. +Faweweww, UwU My OwO wowd.- Wight ^-^ to my chambew, UwU ho! +>_< Afowe uWu me, ^w^ It :3 is OwO so vewy vewy ^.^ wate +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may caww ^.^ it >_< eawwy by-and-by. +Good ^-^ nyight. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +Scene :3 V. +>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. + +x3 Entew Romeo ÚwÚ and Juliet ^-^ awoft, at OwO the >w< Window. + +^w^ Juw. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. +^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the lark, +:33 That pierc'd OwO the xDD feawfuw >w< howwow >_> of UwU thinye OwO eaw. +>w< Nyightwy ^.^ she ;;w;; sings uWu on yond ^-^ pomegwanyate >_< twee. +>_< Bewieve uWu me, love, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale. +>_< Wom. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the lark, OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the mown; +:3 Nyo nightingale. Look, love, what ÚwÚ envious >w< stweaks +Do OwO wace OwO the severing clouds in :33 yondew East. +Night's candles awe buwnt out, ÚwÚ and x3 jocund :3 day +;;w;; Stands ÚwÚ tiptoe uWu on OwO the ^-^ misty ^.^ mountain tops. +I >w< must >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and live, ^w^ ow stay ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. +^w^ Juw. :33 Yond ^.^ wight :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ daywight; I xDD knyow it, :3 I. +^w^ It :3 is >w< some ^w^ meteow UwU that OwO the >_< sun >_> exhawes +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 this night :3 a x3 towchbeawew +And ^.^ wight ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the uWu way ^-^ to :33 Mantua. +OwO Thewefowe stay yet; :3 thou UwU nyeed'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone. +>_< Wom. >_> Wet me >w< be ta'en, let me >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. +I x3 am >_< content, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +I'll uWu say ^-^ yon :3 gwey :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ mownying's eye, +^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the OwO pawe reflex >_> of uWu Cynthia's :33 bwow; +Nyow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the lark uWu whose :3 nyotes ^-^ do beat +The vaulty >w< heaven OwO so UwU high :33 abuv ^-^ ouw xDD heads. +I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to stay than uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ go. +^w^ Come, >_< death, ÚwÚ and welcome! Juliet wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +OwO How :33 is't, my soul? Let's x3 tawk; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. +^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! Hie hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! +^w^ It :3 is OwO the lark UwU that ;;w;; sings OwO so >_< out >_> of tunye, +UwU Stwainying harsh discords ÚwÚ and unpweasing x3 shawps. +uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark makes ^w^ sweet :33 division; +:3 This doth ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow ^.^ she :33 divideth ÚwÚ us. +uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark ÚwÚ and x3 woathed >_< toad >_< chang'd ^w^ eyes; +:33 O, :3 nyow I would uWu they xDD had >_< chang'd OwO voices UwU too, +x3 Since arm ^-^ fwom arm UwU that >w< voice doth OwO us affray, +:33 Hunting ÚwÚ thee x3 hence with ^-^ hunt's-up ^-^ to OwO the xDD day! +:33 O, :3 nyow >w< be uWu gonye! Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ^.^ it gwows. +>_< Wom. Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu wight- ^-^ mowe dark ÚwÚ and dark ^-^ ouw woes! + +x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. + +>_< Nyuwse. ÚwÚ Madam! +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Nyuwse? +>_< Nyuwse. Your wady mothew :3 is UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. +The :3 day :3 is bwoke; >w< be :33 wawy, ÚwÚ wook OwO about. +^w^ Juw. >_> Then, window, let :3 day ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let life >_< out. +[Exit.] +>_< Wom. Faweweww, faweweww! >_< Onye >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ descend. +ÚwÚ He goeth down. +^w^ Juw. Awt :3 thou gonye so, my lord, my love, my fwiend? +I >w< must hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee every :3 day in OwO the xDD houw, +>_< Fow in :3 a :3 minyute there awe many ^.^ days. +:33 O, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; count I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much in years +Ewe I UwU again >w< behowd my Romeo! +>_< Wom. ^w^ Faweweww! +I uWu wiww x3 omit nyo opportunity +:33 That ^-^ may convey my ÚwÚ gweetings, love, ^-^ to thee. +^w^ Juw. :33 O, think'st :3 thou ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ meet OwO again? +>_< Wom. I x3 doubt ^.^ it not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ woes uWu shaww sewve +>_< Fow ^w^ sweet discouwses in ^-^ ouw UwU time ^-^ to come. +^w^ Juw. :3 O God, I ^.^ have OwO an iww-divinying UwU souw! +x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ thee, :3 nyow :3 thou art UwU bewow, +UwU As ^-^ onye UwU dead in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of :3 a tomb. +x3 Eithew my uWu eyesight ^.^ faiws, ^w^ ow :3 thou wook'st ÚwÚ pawe. +>_< Wom. And xDD twust uWu me, love, in my eye OwO so ^-^ do you. +;;w;; Dwy UwU sowwow dwinks ^-^ ouw bwood. Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! +UwU Exit. +^w^ Juw. :3 O ;;w;; Fowtunye, Fowtunye! >w< aww x3 men caww ÚwÚ thee fickle. +>w< If :3 thou art fickle, what OwO dost :3 thou with him +:33 That :3 is >w< wenyown'd uWu fow ÚwÚ faith? Be fickle, ;;w;; Fowtunye, +>_< Fow then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep him wong +But ^-^ send him ^-^ back. +x3 Wady. ^-^ [within] xDD Ho, daughter! awe you ^.^ up? +^w^ Juw. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? ^w^ It :3 is my wady mother. +^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; down OwO so :3 wate, ^w^ ow OwO up OwO so >w< eawwy? +What unaccustom'd cause ;;w;; pwocuwes xDD hew ^w^ hithew? + +x3 Entew uWu Mothew. + +x3 Wady. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Juliet? +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +x3 Wady. ;;w;; Evewmowe weeping uWu fow >_> youw cousin's UwU death? +>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou wash him ^-^ fwom his grave with ÚwÚ teaws? +An ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him wive. +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Some >w< gwief >w< shows >w< much >_> of :33 wuv; +But >w< much >_> of >w< gwief >w< shows still >w< some UwU want >_> of wit. +^w^ Juw. >_> Yet let me weep uWu fow such :3 a feeling loss. +x3 Wady. ^w^ So uWu shaww you ;;w;; feew OwO the loss, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the fwiend +^w^ Which you weep OwO fow. +^w^ Juw. ^.^ Feewing OwO so OwO the loss, +I cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< evew weep OwO the >w< fwiend. +x3 Wady. Weww, girl, :3 thou :33 weep'st ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much uWu fow his death +UwU As UwU that OwO the villain ;;w;; wives ;;w;; which :33 swaughtew'd >_> him. +^w^ Juw. What viwwain, OwO madam? +x3 Wady. :33 That >_> same villain Womeo. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ [aside] Villain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< be many :3 miwes x3 asundew.- +:3 God pawdon :3 him! I uWu do, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; +And ÚwÚ yet nyo man >_< wike ^.^ he doth >w< gwieve my ÚwÚ heawt. +x3 Wady. :33 That :3 is ^.^ because OwO the >_> twaitow murderer >w< wives. +^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ^.^ these my hands. +Wouwd UwU nyonye uWu but I UwU might x3 venge my cousin's >_< death! +x3 Wady. We uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow it, ;;w;; feaw :3 thou not. +;;w;; Then weep nyo more. I'll ^-^ send ^-^ to ^-^ onye in x3 Mantua, +:3 Whewe UwU that >_> same banish'd xDD wunyagate doth live, +:33 Shaww ^w^ give him such OwO an unaccustom'd ^.^ dwam +:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> soon ^-^ keep >_> Tybawt xDD company; +And then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_> satisfied. +^w^ Juw. :3 Indeed I never uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied +x3 With Romeo ÚwÚ tiww I >w< behowd x3 him- ^.^ dead- +^-^ Is my UwU poow OwO heawt OwO so uWu fow :3 a x3 kinsman uWu vex'd. +^w^ Madam, ^-^ if you :33 couwd find >_< out uWu but :3 a man +ÚwÚ To bear :3 a poison, I would uWu tempew xDD it; +:33 That Romeo x3 shouwd, x3 upon ^-^ weceipt thereof, +Soon ;;w;; sweep in quiet. :33 O, how my OwO heawt ^.^ abhows +ÚwÚ To hear him ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ and cannyot come ^-^ to ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ To wweak OwO the love I ^-^ bowe my cousin >_> Tybawt +:3 Upon his ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 swaughtew'd :3 him! +x3 Wady. Find :3 thou OwO the means, ÚwÚ and I'll find such :3 a xDD man. +But :3 nyow I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >_< joyfuw UwU tidings, giww. +^w^ Juw. And ^.^ joy comes ;;w;; weww in such :3 a needy xDD time. +What awe uWu they, I uWu beseech >_> youw ladyship? +x3 Wady. Weww, well, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw fathew, x3 chiwd; +>_< Onye :3 who, ^-^ to >w< put ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< heavinyess, +;;w;; Hath uWu sowted >_< out :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 day >_> of ^.^ joy +:33 That :3 thou expects ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot OwO fow. +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, in x3 happy UwU time! What :3 day :3 is ÚwÚ that? +x3 Wady. x3 Mawwy, my OwO chiwd, >_< eawwy next >_< Thuwsday ^w^ mown +The UwU gawwant, young, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, +The :33 County Pawis, at x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, +:33 Shaww UwU happiwy ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee there :3 a >_< joyfuw bwide. +^w^ Juw. Nyow uWu by x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, ÚwÚ and Petew UwU too, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me there :3 a >_< joyfuw ;;w;; bwide! +I wonder at :3 this haste, UwU that I >w< must wed +Ewe ^.^ he UwU that shouwd >w< be xDD husband comes ^-^ to UwU woo. +I pray you tell my lord ÚwÚ and fathew, UwU madam, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy yet; ÚwÚ and when I uWu do, I uWu sweaw +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 Womeo, xDD whom you xDD knyow I ^.^ hate, +>_< Wathew than ^.^ Pawis. ^.^ These awe UwU nyews uWu indeed! +x3 Wady. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. >_> Teww him OwO so OwO youwsewf, +And UwU see how >w< be uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it at >_> youw hands. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. + +Cap. When OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sets OwO the ÚwÚ aiw doth dwizzwe UwU dew, +But uWu fow OwO the sunset >_> of my >_< bwothew's :3 son +^w^ It rains downright. +OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a >_> conduit, ;;w;; giww? >_> What, still in ÚwÚ teaws? +;;w;; Evewmowe show'ring? UwU In ^-^ onye wittwe ÚwÚ body +Thou >_> countewfeit'st :3 a bark, :3 a >_< sea, :3 a >w< wind: +>_< Fow still >w< thy >_> eyes, ;;w;; which I ^-^ may caww OwO the >_< sea, +Do x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow with teaws; OwO the bark >w< thy ÚwÚ body :3 is +x3 Saiwing in :3 this salt OwO fwood; OwO the ^.^ winds, >w< thy ;;w;; sighs, +Who, >_< waging with >w< thy ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu they with ;;w;; them, +Without :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU cawm uWu wiww overset +x3 Thy xDD tempest-tossed ÚwÚ body. OwO How nyow, x3 wife? +>_< Have you UwU dewivewed ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ ouw decree? +x3 Wady. >w< Ay, siw; uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 nyonye, ^.^ she gives you :33 thanks. +I would OwO the OwO foow ;;w;; wewe married ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; gwave! +Cap. Soft! UwU take me with you, UwU take me with you, wife. +:3 How? uWu Wiww ^.^ she >_> nyonye? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO thanks? +^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot pwoud? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count xDD hew bwest, +>w< Unwowthy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have wrought +^w^ So >w< wowthy :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew bridegroom? +^w^ Juw. :3 Nyot >_> pwoud you x3 have, uWu but thankfuw UwU that you have. +Proud can I never >w< be >_> of what I ^.^ hate, +But thankfuw x3 even uWu fow UwU hate UwU that :3 is meant wuv. +Cap. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, :33 chopwogic? What :3 is uWu this? +^w^ 'Pwoud'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you not'- +And ÚwÚ yet :33 'nyot >_> pwoud'? ^w^ Mistwess :3 minyion you, +^w^ Thank me nyo thankings, :3 nyow >_> pwoud me nyo pwouds, +But xDD fettwe >_> youw fine joints >w< 'gainst >_< Thuwsday next +ÚwÚ To >w< go with Paris ^-^ to x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, +Ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee uWu on :3 a ^.^ huwdwe thithew. +:33 Out, you >_< gween-sicknyess carrion I out, you ;;w;; baggage! +You ;;w;; tawwow-face! +x3 Wady. :33 Fie, fie! what, awe you >_> mad? +^w^ Juw. Good fathew, I uWu beseech you uWu on my knees, +>w< Heaw me with >_< patience uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 wowd. +Cap. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, x3 young ;;w;; baggage! ;;w;; disobedient ^w^ wwetch! +I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to church :3 a >_< Thuwsday +Ow never aftew ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. +^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, :33 wepwy ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU me! +UwU My fingers ^-^ itch. x3 Wife, ^-^ we scarce ^w^ thought OwO us bwest +:33 That :3 God xDD had lent OwO us uWu but :3 this only x3 chiwd; +But :3 nyow I UwU see :3 this ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too xDD much, +And UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ cuwse in having :3 hew. +Out uWu on UwU hew, hilding! +>_< Nyuwse. :3 God in >w< heaven bless her! +You awe ^-^ to blame, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ wate xDD hew ÚwÚ so. +Cap. And >_> why, my OwO Wady ^.^ Wisdom? Hold >_> youw tongue, +Good Pwudence. ÚwÚ Smattew with >_> youw :33 gossips, go! +>_< Nyuwse. I speak nyo treason. +Cap. :33 O, uWu God-i-god-en! +>_< Nyuwse. May ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye speak? +Cap. Peace, you xDD mumbwing foow! +ÚwÚ Uttew >_> youw gwavity o'ew :3 a gossip's :3 boww, +>_< Fow here ^-^ we :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. +x3 Wady. You awe xDD too UwU hot. +Cap. God's xDD bwead I ^.^ it makes me ^w^ mad. OwO Day, night, :3 wate, ;;w;; eawwy, +^.^ At home, ÚwÚ abwoad, xDD awonye, in ^.^ company, +uWu Waking ^w^ ow >_> sweeping, still my cawe ;;w;; hath >_< been +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ;;w;; match'd; ÚwÚ and having :3 nyow provided +OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< pwincewy x3 pawentage, +x3 Of fair demesnes, OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy xDD twain'd, +xDD Stuff'd, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, with honyouwabwe :33 pawts, +xDD Pwopowtion'd as >_> onye's ^w^ thought would ^w^ wish :3 a :3 man- +And then ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a wwetched puling fool, +OwO A whinying UwU mammet, in xDD hew >_< fowtunye's xDD tendew, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew 'I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I cannyot :33 wuv; +I x3 am xDD too young, I pray you pawdon uWu me'! +But, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I'll pawdon you. +>w< Gwaze xDD whewe you wiww, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot house with >_> me. +Wook to't, ÚwÚ think >w< on't; I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest. +>_< Thuwsday :3 is nyeaw; uWu way hand uWu on xDD heawt, :3 advise: +An you >w< be ÚwÚ minye, I'll ^w^ give you ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; +An you >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu hang, ^.^ beg, stawve, die in OwO the stweets, +>_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, I'll :33 nye'ew acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, +Nyow what :3 is >_< minye uWu shaww never ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. +OwO Twust to't. Bethink you. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. UwU Exit. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ pity ^.^ sitting in OwO the clouds +:33 That >_> sees OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my x3 gwief? +:3 O ^w^ sweet my mothew, UwU cast me ^.^ nyot >w< away! +x3 Deway :3 this mawwiage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, :3 a ;;w;; week; +Ow ^-^ if you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ make OwO the bwidaw bed +UwU In UwU that dim :33 monyument xDD whewe >_> Tybawt wies. +x3 Wady. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. +Do as :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I ^.^ have x3 donye with thee. UwU Exit. +^w^ Juw. :3 O God!- :3 O ^w^ nyuwse, how uWu shaww :3 this >w< be prevented? +UwU My xDD husband :3 is uWu on :3 eawth, my :3 faith in >_< heaven. +OwO How uWu shaww UwU that :3 faith xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to :3 eawth +>_< Unwess UwU that xDD husband ^-^ send ^.^ it me ^-^ fwom >w< heaven +By ^w^ weaving ÚwÚ eawth? Comfowt uWu me, counsew >_> me. +Awack, :33 awack, UwU that >w< heaven shouwd ;;w;; pwactise OwO stwatagems +:3 Upon OwO so ^.^ soft :3 a :33 subject as ^w^ mysewf! +What xDD say'st thou? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of uWu joy? +uWu Some UwU comfowt, nurse. +>_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, here ^.^ it is. +Romeo :3 is ;;w;; banyish'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing +:33 That ^.^ he dawes :33 nye'ew come xDD back ^-^ to challenge OwO you; +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be uWu by stealth. +>_> Then, >_< since OwO the UwU case OwO so ^-^ stands as :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 doth, +I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 best you married with OwO the UwU County. +:33 O, :33 he's :3 a UwU wuvwy gentweman! +Womeo's :3 a uWu dishcwout ^-^ to >_> him. An :33 eagwe, UwU madam, +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 gween, OwO so ^.^ quick, OwO so fair OwO an eye +UwU As Paris >_> hath. UwU Beshwew my vewy xDD heawt, +I ÚwÚ think you awe x3 happy in :3 this uWu second UwU match, +>_< Fow ^.^ it xDD excews >_> youw xDD fiwst; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ;;w;; nyot, +Your ^.^ fiwst :3 is ^.^ dead- ^w^ ow 'twere as good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe +UwU As :3 wiving here ÚwÚ and you nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> him. +^w^ Juw. Speak'st :3 thou :3 this ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 heawt? +>_< Nyuwse. And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw :33 too; ewse OwO beshwew them >_> both. +^w^ Juw. x3 Amen! +>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ What? +^w^ Juw. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast OwO comfowted me ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ much. +uWu Go in; ÚwÚ and tell my wady I x3 am gone, +Having displeas'd my fathew, ^-^ to Wauwence' >w< ceww, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< confession ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be absowv'd. +>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is wisewy >w< donye. UwU Exit. +^w^ Juw. Ancient damnyation! :3 O UwU most ;;w;; wicked ^-^ fiend! +^-^ Is ^.^ it ^-^ mowe xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ wish me ;;w;; thus xDD fowswown, +Ow ^-^ to dispwaise my lord with UwU that >_> same :33 tongue +^w^ Which ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwais'd him with :33 abuv compawe +^w^ So many ^w^ thousand times? Go, ^.^ counsewwow! +Thou ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww >w< be OwO twain. +I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^-^ to xDD knyow his wemedy. +>w< If >w< aww ewse :33 faiw, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have power ^-^ to ^-^ die. UwU Exit. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. +Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. + +x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and :33 County ^.^ Pawis. + +^w^ Fwiaw. uWu On Thuwsday, sir? The UwU time :3 is vewy short. +;;w;; Paw. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ Capuwet uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, +And I x3 am nyothing uWu swow ^-^ to swack his UwU haste. +^w^ Fwiaw. You uWu say you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the lady's mind. +Unyeven :3 is OwO the couwse; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. +;;w;; Paw. Immodewatewy ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow :3 Tybawt's >_< death, +And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I wittwe >w< tawk'd >_> of :33 wuv; +>_< Fow uWu Venyus >_> smiwes ^.^ nyot in :3 a house >_> of uWu teaws. +Nyow, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew fathew counts ^.^ it dangewous +:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ do ^w^ give xDD hew UwU sowwow OwO so >w< much sway, +And in his OwO wisdom OwO hastes ^-^ ouw mawwiage +ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the inyundation >_> of xDD hew >_< teaws, +>w< Which, xDD too >w< much >_> minded uWu by x3 hewsewf xDD awonye, +May >w< be >w< put ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by UwU society. +Nyow ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this UwU haste. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ [aside] I would I knew ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^w^ swow'd.- +Look, ;;w;; siw, here comes OwO the wady towawd my cell. + +x3 Entew Juliet. + +;;w;; Paw. uWu Happiwy met, my wady ÚwÚ and my UwU wife! +^w^ Juw. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, when I ^-^ may >w< be :3 a wife. +;;w;; Paw. :33 That ^-^ may >w< be >w< must ^.^ be, love, uWu on >_< Thuwsday next. +^w^ Juw. What >w< must >w< be uWu shaww UwU be. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ text. +;;w;; Paw. Come you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< confession ^-^ to :3 this fathew? +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew UwU that, I shouwd x3 confess ^-^ to you. +;;w;; Paw. Do ^.^ nyot deny ^-^ to him UwU that you love >_> me. +^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww x3 confess ^-^ to you UwU that I love >_> him. +;;w;; Paw. ^w^ So uWu wiww >_< ye, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, UwU that you love >_> me. +^w^ Juw. >w< If I ^-^ do so, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be >_> of ^-^ mowe x3 pwice, +>_> Being xDD spoke >_> behind >_> youw ^w^ back, than ^-^ to >_> youw face. +;;w;; Paw. OwO Poow >_> souw, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is >w< much ^.^ abus'd with uWu teaws. +^w^ Juw. The ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ^w^ got small OwO victowy uWu by UwU that, +>_< Fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO bad enough before theiw ;;w;; spite. +;;w;; Paw. Thou UwU wwong'st ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; teaws with UwU that >_< wepowt. +^w^ Juw. :33 That :3 is nyo slander, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a OwO twuth; +And what I xDD spake, I ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^-^ to my face. +;;w;; Paw. x3 Thy ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast sland'red it. +^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. +uWu Awe you at leisure, holy fathew, nyow, +Ow uWu shaww I come ^-^ to you at evening mass +^w^ Fwiaw. UwU My :3 weisuwe sewves uWu me, pensive >_> daughtew, OwO nyow. +UwU My lord, ^-^ we >w< must entweat OwO the UwU time awonye. +;;w;; Paw. :3 God OwO shiewd I shouwd >_< distuwb >w< devotion! +^w^ Juwiet, uWu on >_< Thuwsday >_< eawwy uWu wiww I ;;w;; wouse ^.^ ye. +;;w;; Tiww then, OwO adieu, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep :3 this holy ;;w;; kiss. UwU Exit. +^w^ Juw. :33 O, OwO shut OwO the OwO doow! ÚwÚ and when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye so, +Come weep with :3 me- ÚwÚ past hope, ÚwÚ past cure, ÚwÚ past :33 hewp! +^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, I already xDD knyow >w< thy gwief; +^w^ It strains me ÚwÚ past OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my UwU wits. +I hear :3 thou xDD must, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue it, +uWu On >_< Thuwsday next >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this UwU County. +^w^ Juw. >_> Teww me ;;w;; nyot, >_> fwiaw, UwU that :3 thou hear'st >_> of this, +>_< Unwess :3 thou tell me how I ^-^ may >w< pwevent it. +>w< If in >w< thy OwO wisdom :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ give nyo help, +Do :3 thou uWu but caww my wesowution xDD wise +And with :3 this :33 knyife I'll ^w^ hewp ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. +:3 God xDD join'd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 Womeo's, :3 thou ^-^ ouw OwO hands; +And ewe :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Womeo's seaw'd, +:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ wabew ^-^ to another deed, +Ow my OwO twue OwO heawt with treacherous uWu wevowt +OwO Tuwn ^-^ to another, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ sway them >_> both. +:33 Thewefowe, >_< out >_> of >w< thy long-experienc'd UwU time, +>w< Give me >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent counsew; ;;w;; ow, uWu behowd, +'Twixt my ;;w;; extwemes ÚwÚ and me :3 this bwoody :33 knyife +:33 Shaww xDD pway OwO the empiwe, awbitwating UwU that +^w^ Which OwO the :33 commission >_> of >w< thy years ÚwÚ and art +Could ^-^ to nyo xDD issue >_> of OwO twue uWu honyouw x3 bwing. +Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wong ^-^ to speak. I wong ^-^ to die +>w< If what :3 thou OwO speak'st speak ^.^ nyot >_> of wemedy. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, daughter. I ^-^ do UwU spy :3 a >w< kind >_> of hope, +^w^ Which x3 cwaves as desperate OwO an >_> execution +UwU As UwU that :3 is desperate ;;w;; which ^-^ we would pwevent. +^.^ If, wathew than ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :33 County Paris +Thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ sway ÚwÚ thysewf, +;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it :33 wikewy :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< undewtake +OwO A xDD thing >_< wike death ^-^ to ^w^ chide away :3 this shame, +:33 That >_< cop'st with death ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom xDD it; +And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wemedy. +^w^ Juw. :33 O, ;;w;; bid me leap, wathew than ÚwÚ mawwy Pawis, +From x3 off OwO the OwO battwements >_> of :33 yondew tower, +Ow ÚwÚ wawk in ^w^ thievish :33 ways, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid me OwO wuwk +:3 Whewe sewpents ;;w;; awe; >w< chain me with roaring bears, +Ow OwO shut me ^w^ nyightwy in :3 a ^.^ chawnyew OwO house, +x3 O'ewcuvw'd ^-^ quite with UwU dead xDD men's >_> wattwing OwO bonyes, +x3 With >w< weeky x3 shanks ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow chapless skulls; +Ow ;;w;; bid me >w< go OwO into :3 a nyew-made grave +And hide me with :3 a UwU dead man in his uWu shwoud- +OwO Things UwU that, ^-^ to hear them xDD towd, ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ twembwe- +And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow UwU doubt, +ÚwÚ To live OwO an unstain'd UwU wife ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet wuv. +^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, xDD then. uWu Go home, >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ give consent +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ Pawis. Wednyesday :3 is >w< to-mowwow. +>w< To-mowwow night ÚwÚ wook UwU that :3 thou lie alone; +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse lie with ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^.^ chambew. +;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this UwU viaw, being then in :33 bed, +And :3 this distiwwed :3 wiquow dwink :3 thou off; +When ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO thwough >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ veins uWu shaww run +OwO A x3 cowd ÚwÚ and dwowsy xDD humouw; uWu fow nyo >_> puwse +:33 Shaww ^-^ keep his ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ pwogwess, uWu but OwO suwcease; +:3 Nyo ^.^ wawmth, nyo breath, uWu shaww testify :3 thou ;;w;; wivest; +The >w< woses in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks uWu shaww fade +ÚwÚ To paly ^w^ ashes, >w< thy ;;w;; eyes' uWu windows ^-^ faww +;;w;; Wike death when ^.^ he shuts OwO up OwO the :3 day >_> of life; +>_> Each UwU pawt, depriv'd >_> of UwU suppwe ;;w;; guvwnment, +OwO Shaww, ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and :33 stawk ÚwÚ and cold, :3 appeaw >_< wike ^w^ death; +And in :3 this OwO bowwowed >_> wikenyess >_> of shrunk death +Thou ^-^ shawt continue two-and-fowty >_> houws, +And then :33 awake as ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> pweasant ^-^ sweep. +Nyow, when OwO the >_< bwidegwoom in OwO the xDD mownying comes +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 bed, there art :3 thou UwU dead. +>_> Then, as OwO the manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; is, +UwU In >w< thy :33 best wobes ;;w;; uncuvwed uWu on OwO the uWu biew +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; vauwt +:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the UwU Capuwets ^-^ wie. +UwU In OwO the UwU mean UwU time, x3 against :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< awake, +:33 Shaww Romeo uWu by my letters xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ^w^ dwift; +And UwU hithew uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 come; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I +uWu Wiww watch >w< thy ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy night +:33 Shaww Romeo bear ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ^-^ to :33 Mantua. +And :3 this uWu shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent shame, +>w< If nyo ;;w;; inconstant :3 toy :3 nyow womanish ;;w;; feaw +Abate >w< thy valour in OwO the :33 acting it. +^w^ Juw. >w< Give uWu me, ^w^ give UwU me! :33 O, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of xDD feaw! +^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Howd! UwU Get you gone, >w< be >w< stwong ÚwÚ and pwospewous +UwU In :3 this ^w^ wesowve. I'll ^-^ send :3 a ^w^ fwiaw with ÚwÚ speed +ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, with my letters ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ Wuv ^w^ give me stwength! ÚwÚ and OwO stwength uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^w^ affowd. +Faweweww, dear father. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +>_< Capuwet's >_< house. + +x3 Entew Father Capulet, ÚwÚ Mothew, xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ and uWu Sewvingmen, +two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. + +Cap. ^w^ So many :33 guests ^w^ invite as here awe wwit. +xDD [Exit :3 a Servingman.] +Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ hiwe me twenty ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; cooks. +Serv. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye iww, siw; uWu fow I'll twy ^-^ if uWu they can OwO wick +theiw OwO fingews. +Cap. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou twy them so? +Serv. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, 'tis OwO an i-iww cook UwU that cannyot OwO wick his >_> own +OwO fingews. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he UwU that cannyot OwO wick his fingers :33 goes ^.^ nyot with +>_> me. +Cap. Go, UwU begonye. +Exit Servingman. +We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_< unfuwnyish'd uWu fow :3 this xDD time. +>_> What, :3 is my daughter gonye ^-^ to Fwiaw xDD Wauwence? +>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, forsooth. +Cap. Weww, >w< be ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some good uWu on :3 hew. +OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd :33 hawwotwy ^.^ it is. + +x3 Entew Juliet. + +>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes ^-^ fwom ^-^ shwift with >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. +Cap. OwO How nyow, my uWu headstwong? :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been :33 gadding? +^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe I ^.^ have weawnt me ^-^ to ^w^ wepent OwO the xDD sin +x3 Of ;;w;; disobedient opposition +ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ behests, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 enjoin'd +By holy OwO Wauwence ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate here +ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Pawdon, I uWu beseech xDD you! +x3 Hencefowwawd I x3 am >w< evew :33 wuw'd uWu by you. +Cap. >_> Send uWu fow OwO the UwU County. uWu Go tell him >_> of ÚwÚ this. +I'll ^.^ have :3 this knot xDD knyit OwO up to-morrow x3 mownying. +^w^ Juw. I met OwO the youthfuw lord at Wauwence' cell +And >_> gave him what ^-^ becomed love I OwO might, +:3 Nyot stepping o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of ;;w;; modesty. +Cap. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. :3 This :3 is :33 weww. Stand :33 up. +:3 This :3 is uWu as't shouwd UwU be. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the UwU County. +>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ go, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. +Nyow, afore God, :3 this OwO wevewend holy >_> fwiaw, +^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :33 city :3 is >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. +^w^ Juw. xDD Nyuwse, uWu wiww you >w< go with me OwO into my closet +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me sort such :3 nyeedfuw :33 ownyaments +UwU As you ÚwÚ think x3 fit ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me ;;w;; to-mowwow? +uWu Mothew. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww Thursday. Thewe :3 is UwU time ^w^ enyough. +Cap. Go, ^w^ nyuwse, >w< go with :3 hew. >w< We'ww ^-^ to church >w< to-mowwow. +>_< Exeunt Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. +uWu Mothew. We uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ showt in ^-^ ouw uWu pwovision. +^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ nyight. +Cap. ÚwÚ Tush, I uWu wiww :33 stiw >w< about, +And >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be well, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, wife. +uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ^w^ Juwiet, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD deck OwO up :3 hew. +I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bed to-night; let me awonye. +I'll xDD pway OwO the housewife uWu fow :3 this ^-^ once. >_> What, UwU ho! +^.^ They awe >w< aww fowth; well, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To :33 County Pawis, ^-^ to :33 pwepawe him OwO up +uWu Against >w< to-mowwow. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is :3 wondwous >_< wight, +x3 Since :3 this >_> same wayward UwU giww :3 is OwO so wecwaim'd. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene III. +^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. + +x3 Entew Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. + +^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, x3 those >_> attiwes awe best; ;;w;; but, gentwe ^w^ nyuwse, +I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD weave me ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf to-night; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of many OwO owisons +ÚwÚ To move OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to >_> smiwe x3 upon my state, +>w< Which, ;;w;; weww :3 thou :33 knyowest, :3 is cross ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU sin. + +x3 Entew uWu Mothew. + +uWu Mothew. >_> What, awe you ÚwÚ busy, ho? x3 Nyeed you my UwU hewp? +^w^ Juw. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; cuww'd such xDD nyecessawies +UwU As awe ^.^ behooffuww uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO state >w< to-mowwow. +^w^ So >w< pwease you, let me :3 nyow >w< be weft xDD awonye, +And let OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 this night ^-^ sit OwO up with OwO you; +>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ hands :33 fuww >w< aww +UwU In :3 this OwO so ^w^ sudden :33 businyess. +uWu Mothew. Good ^-^ nyight. +UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and west; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast need. +>_< Exeunt [Mothew ÚwÚ and Nurse.] +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Faweweww! :3 God knows when ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. +I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ faint x3 cowd ;;w;; feaw thrills OwO thwough my ^.^ veins +:33 That ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fweezes OwO up OwO the heat >_> of wife. +I'll caww them xDD back UwU again ^-^ to comfort >_> me. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse!- What shouwd ^.^ she ^-^ do hewe? +UwU My dismaw scene I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ act awonye. +^w^ Come, >w< viaw. +What ^-^ if :3 this mixture ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wowk at all? +:33 Shaww I >w< be married then to-morrow morning? +No, Nyo! :3 This uWu shaww fowbid it. Wie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. +ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down :3 a dagger. +What ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a :3 poison ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ fwiaw +Subtiwwy ;;w;; hath minyist'wed ^-^ to ^.^ have me OwO dead, +Lest in :3 this mawwiage ^.^ he shouwd >w< be dishonour'd +xDD Because ^.^ he married me before ^-^ to :3 Womeo? +I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it shouwd ;;w;; nyot, +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath still >_< been ^.^ twied :3 a holy xDD man. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain OwO so OwO bad :3 a OwO thought. +OwO How ^.^ if, when I x3 am >_> waid OwO into OwO the OwO tomb, +I :3 wake before OwO the UwU time UwU that Romeo +Come ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem x3 me? There's :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO point! +:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot then >w< be stifled in OwO the x3 vauwt, +ÚwÚ To uWu whose ;;w;; fouw OwO mouth nyo healthsome ÚwÚ aiw breathes ÚwÚ in, +And there die stwangwed ewe my Romeo :3 comes? +Or, ^-^ if I live, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot vewy >_< wike +The horrible uWu conceit >_> of death ÚwÚ and night, +Together with OwO the terror >_> of OwO the place- +UwU As in :3 a x3 vauwt, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient receptacle +:3 Whewe uWu fow :3 this many ^-^ hundwed years OwO the bones +x3 Of >w< aww my buwied ^w^ ancestows awe pack'd; +:3 Whewe bwoody Tybalt, ÚwÚ yet uWu but green in :3 eawth, +:33 Wies fest'wing in his ÚwÚ shwoud; where, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, +^.^ At >w< some ^w^ houws in OwO the night uWu spiwits wesowt- +Awack, :33 awack, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that OwO I, +^w^ So >_< eawwy waking- what with ^-^ woathsome smewws, +And >_< shwieks >_< wike ^w^ mandwakes ^-^ town >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +:33 That :3 wiving ^-^ mowtaws, hearing ;;w;; them, run ;;w;; mad- +:33 O, ^-^ if I >w< wake, uWu shaww I ^.^ nyot >w< be distraught, +Enviwonyed with >w< aww ^.^ these hideous uWu feaws, +And :3 madwy xDD pway with my ^-^ fowefathews' :33 joints, +And xDD pwuck OwO the OwO mangwed >_> Tybawt ^-^ fwom his shwoud., +And, in :3 this wage, with >w< some gweat ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ bonye +UwU As with :3 a UwU cwub :3 dash >_< out my x3 desp'wate uWu bwains? +:33 O, xDD wook! >w< methinks I UwU see my cousin's ghost +Seeking >_< out :33 Womeo, UwU that >_> did UwU spit his ÚwÚ body +:3 Upon :3 a >w< wapiew's point. >w< Stay, Tybalt, uWu stay! +:33 Womeo, I x3 come! :3 this ^-^ do I dwink ^-^ to thee. + +She [drinks and] ^.^ fawws x3 upon xDD hew bed within OwO the uWu cuwtains. + + + + +Scene ^.^ IV. +>_< Capuwet's >_< house. + +x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> of OwO the House ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. + +x3 Wady. ^-^ Howd, UwU take ^.^ these keys ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ mowe spices, nurse. +>_< Nyuwse. ^.^ They caww uWu fow :33 dates ÚwÚ and :3 quinces in OwO the >w< pastwy. + +x3 Entew Old Capulet. + +Cap. ^w^ Come, uWu stiw, uWu stiw, >w< stiw! The uWu second ^.^ cock ;;w;; hath cwow'd, +The uWu cuwfew beww ;;w;; hath rung, 'tis three >w< o'cwock. +Wook ^-^ to OwO the >w< bak'd meats, good Angewica; +uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> cost. +>_< Nyuwse. Go, you >_< cot-quean, ÚwÚ go, +UwU Get you ^-^ to bed! OwO Faith, ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu sick to-morrow +>_< Fow :3 this nyight's >_> watching. +Cap. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. >_> What, I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ewe :3 nyow +^-^ Aww night uWu fow ^.^ wessew ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >_< been sick. +x3 Wady. >w< Ay, you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a :33 mouse-hunt in >_> youw time; +But I uWu wiww watch you ^-^ fwom such watching OwO nyow. +>_< Exeunt OwO Wady ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. +Cap. OwO A x3 jeawous >_< hood, :3 a x3 jeawous ^w^ hood! + +x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw [Fellows, with :33 spits ÚwÚ and wogs ÚwÚ and >_> baskets. + +What :3 is thewe? Nyow, fewwow, +Fellow. OwO Things uWu fow OwO the xDD cook, siw; uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +Cap. UwU Make haste, ^-^ make UwU haste. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Sirrah, ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ dwiew +^w^ wogs. +^-^ Caww Peter; ^.^ he uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. +Fellow. I ^.^ have :3 a uWu head, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu wiww find >_< out wogs +And never twoubwe Petew uWu fow OwO the OwO mattew. +Cap. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww said; :3 a >_> mewwy ^w^ whoweson, ^-^ ha! +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be loggerhead. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Good :33 faith, 'tis day. +The :33 County uWu wiww >w< be here with music stwaight, +>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. ;;w;; Pway UwU music. +I hear him >w< nyeaw. +Nyuwse! ;;w;; Wife! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, ^w^ nyuwse, I :33 say! + +x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. +uWu Go waken Juliet; >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD twim xDD hew :33 up. +I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 chat with ^.^ Pawis. Hie, ^-^ make haste, +UwU Make >_> haste! The >_< bwidegwoom ^.^ he :3 is come :3 awweady: +UwU Make haste, I >w< say. +[Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene :3 V. +^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. + +ÚwÚ [Entew Nurse.] + +>_< Nyuwse. >_< Mistwess! what, :33 mistwess! Juwiet! OwO Fast, I ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, she. +ÚwÚ Why, lamb! >_> why, ^-^ wady! :33 Fie, you UwU swug-abed! +ÚwÚ Why, love, I :33 say! >_> madam! xDD sweetheawt! ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; bwide! +>_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? You UwU take >_> youw :33 pennywowths nyow! +^w^ Sweep uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; week; uWu fow OwO the next night, I x3 wawwant, +The :33 County Paris ;;w;; hath xDD set OwO up his west +:33 That you uWu shaww west uWu but ^-^ wittwe. :3 God forgive UwU me! +x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ amen. OwO How :33 sound :3 is ^.^ she asweep! +I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! +>w< Ay, let OwO the :33 County UwU take you in >_> youw bed! +He'll OwO fwight you uWu up, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? +:33 [Dwaws ^w^ aside OwO the ^.^ cuwtains.] +>_> What, >_< dwess'd, ÚwÚ and in >_> youw xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO again? +I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds :3 wake you. x3 Wady! ^-^ wady! ^-^ wady! +^.^ Awas, awas! :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! UwU My lady's x3 dead! +:3 O ^.^ wewaday UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! +uWu Some ^w^ aqua-vitae, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! my ^-^ wady! + +x3 Entew uWu Mothew. + +uWu Mothew. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is hewe? +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! +uWu Mothew. What :3 is OwO the matter? +>_< Nyuwse. Look, xDD wook! :3 O :33 heavy xDD day! +uWu Mothew. :3 O uWu me, :3 O UwU me! UwU My OwO chiwd, my only life! +Revive, ÚwÚ wook uWu up, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww die with thee! +:3 Hewp, :33 hewp! ^-^ Caww uWu hewp. + +x3 Entew ^w^ Fathew. + +^w^ Fathew. >_< Fow shame, bwing Juliet fowth; xDD hew lord :3 is come. +>_< Nyuwse. x3 She's OwO dead, UwU deceas'd; she's x3 dead! ;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! +uWu Mothew. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, she's OwO dead, she's OwO dead, she's x3 dead! +Cap. Ha! let me UwU see :3 hew. Out awas! she's cold, +Her UwU bwood :3 is settwed, ÚwÚ and xDD hew joints awe OwO stiff; +:33 Wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ these lips ^.^ have wong >_< been >_> sepawated. +^.^ Death :3 wies uWu on xDD hew >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; untimewy >_> fwost +:3 Upon OwO the x3 sweetest flower >_> of >w< aww OwO the fiewd. +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! +uWu Mothew. :3 O wofuw UwU time! +Cap. Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath ta'en xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to ^-^ make me waiw, +ÚwÚ Ties OwO up my :33 tongue ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 County [Paris], with Musicians. + +^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ready ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? +Cap. ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, uWu but never ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. +:3 O UwU son, OwO the night before >w< thy >w< wedding :3 day +;;w;; Hath ^.^ Death ;;w;; wain with >w< thy wife. ^w^ See, there ^.^ she :3 wies, +Fwowew as ^.^ she OwO was, UwU defwowewed uWu by >_> him. +^.^ Death :3 is my son-in-law, ^.^ Death :3 is my xDD heiw; +UwU My daughter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO wedded. I uWu wiww die +And xDD weave him all. x3 Wife, living, >w< aww :3 is xDD Death's. +;;w;; Paw. >_< Have I ^w^ thought wong ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^-^ mownying's ;;w;; face, +And doth ^.^ it ^w^ give me such :3 a OwO sight as uWu this? +uWu Mothew. Accurs'd, >w< unhappy, :3 wwetched, ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! +uWu Most xDD misewabwe hour UwU that e'ew UwU time ^-^ saw +UwU In ÚwÚ wasting >_< wabouw >_> of his pilgrimage! +But one, UwU poow one, ^-^ onye UwU poow ÚwÚ and :33 woving OwO chiwd, +But ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice ÚwÚ and xDD sowace ÚwÚ in, +And x3 cwuew ^.^ Death ;;w;; hath catch'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! +>_< Nyuwse. :3 O ^.^ woe? :3 O >_< wofuw, >_< wofuw, wofuw xDD day! +uWu Most lamentable day, UwU most wofuw :3 day +:33 That >w< evew >w< evew I >_> did ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; behowd! +:3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was uWu seen OwO so bwack :3 a :3 day as ÚwÚ this. +:3 O wofuw xDD day! :3 O wofuw xDD day! +;;w;; Paw. ^-^ Beguiw'd, ^-^ divowced, :33 wwonged, ;;w;; spited, >w< swain! +uWu Most detestabwe Death, uWu by ÚwÚ thee UwU beguiw'd, +By x3 cwuew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ thee ^-^ quite >_> uvwthwown! +:3 O ^w^ wuv! :3 O life! ^.^ nyot xDD wife, uWu but love in death +Cap. x3 Despis'd, uWu distwessed, xDD hated, OwO mawtyw'd, :33 kiww'd! +^-^ Uncomfowtabwe UwU time, x3 why xDD cam'st :3 thou :3 nyow +ÚwÚ To murther, >_> muwthew ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? +:3 O chiwd! :3 O chiwd! my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my chiwd! +Dead art thou, x3 dead! :33 awack, my >w< chiwd :3 is OwO dead, +And with my >w< chiwd my >_< joys awe ÚwÚ buwied! +^w^ Fwiaw. Peace, ^w^ ho, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Confusion's cure ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot +UwU In ^.^ these xDD confusions. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and yourself +Had part in :3 this fair UwU maid! :3 nyow >w< heaven ;;w;; hath aww, +And >w< aww OwO the better :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the uWu maid. +Your part in xDD hew you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom >_< death, +But >w< heaven >_< keeps his part in eternal wife. +The UwU most you ÚwÚ sought ÚwÚ was xDD hew ÚwÚ pwomotion, +>_< Fow 'twas >_> youw >w< heaven ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> advanc'd; +And weep ye nyow, >_< seeing ^.^ she :3 is >_> advanc'd +OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as UwU high as >w< heaven itself? +:33 O, in :3 this love, you love >_> youw >w< chiwd OwO so i-iww +:33 That you run >_< mad, >_< seeing UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :33 weww. +x3 She's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww married UwU that ;;w;; wives married long, +But she's :33 best married UwU that >_> dies married young. +;;w;; Dwy OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >_> youw wosemawy +uWu On :3 this fair cowse, :3 and, as OwO the UwU custom ;;w;; is, +UwU In >w< aww xDD hew :33 best awway bear xDD hew ^-^ to >w< chuwch; +>_< Fow >w< though OwO fond ^-^ nyatuwe >_< bids OwO us >w< aww wament, +>_> Yet nature's ;;w;; teaws awe weason's merriment. +Cap. ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that ^-^ we x3 owdainyed xDD festivaw +OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom theiw >w< office ^-^ to bwack funyewaw- +Our xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> mewanchowy bewws, +Our >w< wedding :33 cheew ^-^ to :3 a >_> sad burial >_> feast; +Our sowemn >w< hymns ^-^ to sullen x3 diwges ÚwÚ change; +Our bwidaw >_> fwowews sewve uWu fow :3 a buwied >_> cowse; +And >w< aww >w< things >_> change them ^-^ to OwO the contrary. +^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Siw, >w< go you in; :3 and, UwU madam, >w< go with him; +And ÚwÚ go, Sir ^.^ Pawis. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye :33 pwepawe +ÚwÚ To follow :3 this fair cowse x3 unto xDD hew ^-^ gwave. +The uWu heavens ^-^ do xDD wow'w x3 upon you uWu fow >w< some x3 iww; +Move them nyo ^-^ mowe uWu by crossing theiw UwU high uWu wiww. +OwO Exeunt. Manent Musicians ^w^ [and Nurse]. +OwO 1. Mus. OwO Faith, ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< put OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. +>_< Nyuwse. Honyest good fellows, ÚwÚ ah, >w< put uWu up, >w< put up! +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a ^w^ pitifuw ^.^ case. [Exit.] +OwO 1. Mus. >w< Ay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the UwU case ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ amended. + +x3 Entew uWu Petew. + +xDD Pet. UwU Musicians, :33 O, x3 musicians, 'Heawt's ^.^ ease,' 'Heawt's x3 ease'! +:33 O, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ have me live, xDD pway 'Heawt's xDD ease.' +OwO 1. Mus. UwU Why 'Heawt's ^.^ ease'', +xDD Pet. :33 O, x3 musicians, ^.^ because my OwO heawt itsewf uWu pways >w< 'My OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww +>_> of OwO woe.' :33 O, xDD pway me >w< some >_> mewwy xDD dump ^-^ to comfort >_> me. +OwO 1. Mus. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD dump xDD we! ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to xDD pway OwO nyow. +xDD Pet. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? +OwO 1. Mus. >_< Nyo. +xDD Pet. I uWu wiww then ^w^ give ^.^ it you soundly. +OwO 1. Mus. What uWu wiww you ^w^ give >_> us? +xDD Pet. :3 Nyo >_> monyey, uWu on my :33 faith, uWu but OwO the UwU gweek. I uWu wiww ^w^ give you OwO the +xDD minstwew. +OwO 1. Mus. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ^w^ give you OwO the serving-creature. +xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu way OwO the sewving-cweatuwe's dagger uWu on >_> youw UwU pate. +I uWu wiww carry nyo >_< cwotchets. I'll ^-^ we you, I'll ^w^ fa you. Do you ^-^ nyote +x3 me? +OwO 1. Mus. An you ^-^ we OwO us ÚwÚ and ^w^ fa >w< us, you ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ us. +OwO 2. Mus. ;;w;; Pway you >w< put OwO up >_> youw UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_< out >_> youw wit. +xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at you with my :3 wit! I uWu wiww ^-^ dwy-beat you with OwO an iwon +wit, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up my iwon dagger. Answer me >_< wike ^-^ men. + +>w< 'When ^w^ gwiping >w< gwief OwO the OwO heawt doth :33 wound, +And doleful >w< dumps OwO the :33 mind ^.^ oppwess, +;;w;; Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sound'- + +UwU Why 'siwvew :33 sound'? UwU Why :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound'? +What uWu say you, :3 Simon x3 Catwing? +OwO 1. Mus. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ because ÚwÚ siwvew ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 sound. +xDD Pet. Pwetty! What uWu say :3 You, :33 Hugh >_> Webeck? +OwO 2. Mus. I uWu say 'siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians :33 sound uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. +xDD Pet. Pretty OwO too! What uWu say you, xDD James ^w^ Soundpost? +xDD 3. Mus. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. +xDD Pet. :33 O, I x3 cwy you ^.^ mewcy! you awe OwO the UwU singew. I uWu wiww uWu say uWu fow you. ^w^ It +:3 is :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians ^.^ have nyo gold +uWu fow >_> sounding. + +'Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound +x3 With :3 speedy ^w^ hewp doth lend :3 wedwess.' [Exit. + +OwO 1. Mus. What :3 a :3 pestiwent ^.^ knyave :3 is :3 this same? +OwO 2. Mus. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< Jack! ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww in ;;w;; hewe, tawwy uWu fow OwO the +>w< mouwnyews, ÚwÚ and stay uWu dinnyew. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. +:33 Mantua. OwO A street. + +x3 Entew Womeo. + +>_< Wom. >w< If I ^-^ may xDD twust OwO the :3 fwattewing >w< twuth >_> of ;;w;; sweep +UwU My >_> dweams ^w^ pwesage >w< some >_< joyfuw UwU nyews at hand. +UwU My ÚwÚ bosom's lord OwO sits >w< wightwy in his thwonye, +And >w< aww :3 this :3 day OwO an unaccustom'd spirit +^-^ Wifts me :33 abuv OwO the gwound with cheerful xDD thoughts. +I dreamt my wady came ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found me UwU dead +^.^ (Stwange ^-^ dweam UwU that gives :3 a UwU dead man xDD weave ^-^ to :3 think!) +And breath'd such life with OwO kisses in my lips +:33 That I >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO an emperor. +>_< Ah UwU me! how ^w^ sweet :3 is love itsewf >_> possess'd, +When uWu but ^-^ wuv's ^w^ shadows awe OwO so rich in >_< joy! + +x3 Entew Womeo's >_< Man >_> Bawthasaw, :3 booted. + +News ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Vewonya! OwO How nyow, >w< Bawthasaw? +Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwing me letters ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? +OwO How doth my >w< wady? ^-^ Is my fathew uWu weww? +OwO How fares my Juliet? :33 That I ÚwÚ ask uWu again, +>_< Fow nyothing can >w< be i-iww ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :33 weww. +ÚwÚ Man. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she :3 is well, ÚwÚ and nyothing can >w< be ill. +Her ÚwÚ body sweeps in Capel's monument, +And xDD hew immortal part with xDD angews >w< wives. +I ^-^ saw xDD hew >_> waid low in xDD hew kindred's ;;w;; vauwt +And ÚwÚ pwesentwy took OwO post ^-^ to tell ^.^ it you. +:33 O, pawdon me uWu fow ÚwÚ bwinging ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews, +x3 Since you >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it uWu fow my >_> office, sir. +>_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? ;;w;; Then I :33 defy you, stars! +Thou OwO knyowest my >_< wodging. UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and paper +And ÚwÚ hiwe posthorses. I uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. +ÚwÚ Man. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. +Your looks awe OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 impowt +uWu Some ^w^ misadventuwe. +>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Tush, :3 thou art deceiv'd. +Weave me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee do. +xDD Hast :3 thou nyo letters ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? +ÚwÚ Man. No, my good :33 wowd. +>_< Wom. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gonye +And ÚwÚ hiwe x3 those >_< howses. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. +Exit ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. +Weww, ^w^ Juwiet, I uWu wiww lie with ÚwÚ thee to-nyight. +Let's UwU see uWu fow ^w^ means. :3 O UwU mischief, :3 thou art swift +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew in OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of desperate >_< men! +I ^-^ do wemembew OwO an ;;w;; apothecawy, +And hereabouts UwU 'a ^-^ dwewws, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I nyoted +UwU In :3 tatt'wed xDD weeds, with UwU uvwwhewming ^-^ bwows, +Cuwwing >_> of xDD simpwes. Meagre ;;w;; wewe his >w< wooks, +^-^ Shawp >w< misewy xDD had OwO wown him ^-^ to OwO the bones; +And in his needy ÚwÚ shop :3 a tortoise UwU hung, +An ÚwÚ awwigatow ;;w;; stuff'd, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ skins +x3 Of ill-shaped fishes; ÚwÚ and about his OwO shewves +OwO A uWu beggawwy >_< account >_> of uWu empty ÚwÚ boxes, +Green earthen pots, >_> bwaddews, ÚwÚ and >_> musty seeds, +Wemnyants >_> of packthread, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :33 cakes >_> of >w< woses +Were thinwy scattered, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a show. +Noting :3 this penyuwy, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf I said, +^w^ 'An ^-^ if :3 a man >_> did :3 nyeed :3 a :3 poison :3 nyow +uWu Whose >w< sawe :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent death in x3 Mantua, +;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wives :3 a caitiff ÚwÚ wwetch would ;;w;; seww ^.^ it :33 him.' +:33 O, :3 this >_> same ^w^ thought >_> did uWu but fowewun my ^w^ nyeed, +And :3 this >_> same needy man >w< must ;;w;; seww ^.^ it >_> me. +UwU As I :33 wemembew, :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the >_< house. +>_> Being uWu howiday, OwO the beggar's ÚwÚ shop :3 is ;;w;; shut. >_> What, UwU ho! apothecary! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; Apothecawy. + +Apoth. OwO Who calls OwO so loud? +>_< Wom. Come hithew, xDD man. I UwU see UwU that :3 thou art :33 poow. +^-^ Howd, there :3 is forty UwU ducats. >_> Wet me ^.^ have +OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of poison, such >_< soon-speeding ;;w;; geaw +UwU As uWu wiww >_> dispewse itsewf OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the ^.^ veins +:33 That OwO the wife-weawy uWu takew maww ^-^ faww OwO dead, +And UwU that OwO the twunk ^-^ may >w< be :33 dischawg'd >_> of >_> bweath +UwU As viowentwy as ^-^ hasty :3 powdew fir'd +^-^ Doth UwU huwwy ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fataw cannon's womb. +Apoth. Such x3 mowtaw drugs I ^.^ have; uWu but uWu Mantua's OwO waw +^-^ Is death ^-^ to ^-^ any ^.^ he UwU that utters ^.^ them. +>_< Wom. Awt :3 thou OwO so x3 bawe ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wretchedness +And xDD feawest ^-^ to ^.^ die? Famine :3 is in >w< thy :33 cheeks, +x3 Nyeed ÚwÚ and oppression ;;w;; stawveth in UwU thinye >_> eyes, +x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and beggary OwO hangs x3 upon >w< thy x3 back: +The x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 nyow OwO the world's waw; +The x3 wowwd affowds nyo OwO waw ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich; +;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD poow, uWu but >_< bweak ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU take ÚwÚ this. +Apoth. UwU My poverty uWu but ^.^ nyot my uWu wiww UwU consents. +>_< Wom. I pay >w< thy poverty ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu wiww. +Apoth. x3 Put :3 this in ^-^ any :3 wiquid xDD thing you uWu wiww +And dwink ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you xDD had OwO the OwO stwength +x3 Of twenty ^-^ men, ^.^ it would uWu dispatch you ÚwÚ stwaight. +>_< Wom. Thewe :3 is >w< thy gold- >_< wowse :3 poison ^-^ to xDD men's souls, +Doing ^-^ mowe >_> muwthew in :3 this ^-^ woathsome UwU wowwd, +>w< Than ^.^ these UwU poow >_< compounds UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seww. +I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; poison; :3 thou x3 hast :3 sowd me none. +>w< Faweweww. >_> Buy >_< food ÚwÚ and >_< get thyself in uWu fwesh. +^w^ Come, cowdiaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot poison, >w< go with me +ÚwÚ To ^-^ Juwiet's grave; uWu fow there >w< must I ;;w;; use thee. +OwO Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> II. +Vewonya. Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw uWu John ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence. + +John. ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Fwanciscan >_> fwiaw, :33 bwothew, UwU ho! + +x3 Entew Fwiaw Wauwence. + +Laur. :3 This >_> same shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< voice >_> of Fwiaw John. +>w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom :33 Mantua. What :33 says :3 Womeo? +Or, ^-^ if his :33 mind >w< be ^w^ wwit, ^w^ give me his letter. +John. ;;w;; Going ^-^ to find :3 a bawefoot bwothew out, +>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw owdew, ^-^ to >w< associate me +;;w;; Hewe in :3 this :33 city :3 visiting OwO the >_< sick, +And >_< finding ^w^ him, OwO the seawchews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, +^.^ Suspecting UwU that ^-^ we uWu both ;;w;; wewe in :3 a house +:3 Whewe OwO the :33 infectious pestilence >_> did x3 weign, +ÚwÚ Seaw'd OwO up OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let OwO us >w< fowth, +^w^ So UwU that my ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Mantua there ÚwÚ was stay'd. +Laur. OwO Who x3 bawe my letter, then, ^-^ to :3 Womeo? +John. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ send >_> it- here ^.^ it :3 is xDD again- +Nyow >_< get :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^.^ thee, +^w^ So xDD feawfuw ;;w;; wewe uWu they >_> of OwO infection. +Laur. Unhappy xDD fowtunye! By my brotherhood, +The letter ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot nice, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of chawge, +x3 Of dear import; ÚwÚ and OwO the neglecting ^.^ it +May ^-^ do >w< much >_> dangew. Fwiaw :33 John, >w< go hence, +UwU Get me OwO an iwon crow ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it straight +^.^ Unto my cell. +John. xDD Bwothew, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. UwU Exit. +Laur. Nyow, >w< must I ^-^ to OwO the :33 monyument awonye. +xDD Within :3 this three ^w^ houws uWu wiww fair Juliet :33 wake. +She uWu wiww OwO beshwew me >w< much UwU that Romeo +;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo nyotice >_> of ^.^ these :33 accidents; +But I uWu wiww wwite UwU again ^-^ to x3 Mantua, +And ^-^ keep xDD hew at my cell ÚwÚ tiww Romeo come- +OwO Poow :3 wiving cowse, clos'd in :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_< tomb! UwU Exit. + + + + +Scene III. +Vewonya. OwO A churchyard; in ^.^ it OwO the :33 monyument >_> of OwO the Capulets. + +x3 Entew Paris ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; Page with >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and ^-^ [a x3 towch]. + +;;w;; Paw. >w< Give me >w< thy torch, ÚwÚ boy. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand aloof. +>_> Yet >w< put ^.^ it out, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. +^.^ Undew yond :3 yew twee uWu way ÚwÚ thee >w< aww awong, +Holding UwU thinye ear :33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< howwow ground. +^w^ So uWu shaww nyo foot x3 upon OwO the churchyard ÚwÚ twead +^.^ (Being woose, >_< unfiwm, with digging OwO up >_> of uWu gwaves) +But :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear it. Whistwe then ^-^ to uWu me, +UwU As signal UwU that :3 thou hear'st xDD something appwoach. +>w< Give me x3 those xDD fwowews. Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. +^w^ Page. ^-^ [aside] I x3 am ^w^ awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ^.^ stand :3 awonye +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the churchyard; ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ adventuwe. [Retires.] +;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ fwowew, with >_> fwowews >w< thy bwidaw bed I UwU stwew +^-^ (O woe! >w< thy >_> canyopy :3 is ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and stones) +^w^ Which with ^w^ sweet >w< watew ^w^ nyightwy I uWu wiww :3 dew; +Or, >_< wanting UwU that, with ;;w;; teaws distiww'd uWu by >w< moans. +The uWu obsequies UwU that I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww ^-^ keep +>w< Nyightwy uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_< stwew, >w< thy grave ÚwÚ and weep. +Whistwe Boy. +The :3 boy gives wawnying xDD something doth appwoach. +What x3 cuwsed foot >_< wandews :3 this uWu way ^.^ to-nyight +ÚwÚ To cross my uWu obsequies ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wite? +>_> What, with :3 a towch? Muffle uWu me, night, >_> awhiwe. [Retires.] + +x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bawthasaw with :3 a torch, :3 a ;;w;; mattock, +ÚwÚ and :3 a crow >_> of xDD iwon. + +>_< Wom. >w< Give me UwU that >_> mattock ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 wwenching xDD iwon. +^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 this letter. Eawwy in OwO the xDD mownying +^w^ See :3 thou x3 dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and father. +>w< Give me OwO the >_> wight. :3 Upon >w< thy life I chawge ^.^ thee, +uWu Whate'ew :3 thou >_> heawest ^w^ ow ^.^ seest, ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO intewwupt me in my >_> couwse. +UwU Why I >_> descend OwO into :3 this bed >_> of death +^-^ Is pawtwy ^-^ to >w< behowd my lady's ;;w;; face, +But chiefwy ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU dead fingew +OwO A pwecious ^.^ wing- :3 a ring UwU that I >w< must ;;w;; use +UwU In dear empwoyment. OwO Thewefowe hence, >w< be gone. +But ^-^ if thou, jealous, OwO dost xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD pwy +UwU In what I farther uWu shaww intend ^-^ to uWu do, +By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww >w< teaw ÚwÚ thee >_< joint uWu by >_< joint +And UwU stwew :3 this x3 hungwy churchyard with >w< thy limbs. +The UwU time ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ intents awe uWu savage-wiwd, +Mowe fiewce ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe inyexowabwe :3 faw +>w< Than uWu empty ;;w;; tigews ^w^ ow OwO the roaring >_> sea. +Bal. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. +>_< Wom. ^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou show me ^w^ fwiendship. ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. +x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and >w< be pwospewous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, good fewwow. +Bal. ^-^ [aside] >_< Fow >w< aww :3 this :33 same, I'll hide me heweabout. +His looks I feaw, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ intents I >_> doubt. [Retires.] +>_< Wom. Thou detestabwe ^.^ maw, :3 thou >_> womb >_> of >_< death, +Gowg'd with OwO the ;;w;; deawest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +ÚwÚ Thus I enforce >w< thy rotten x3 jaws ^-^ to ^.^ open, +And in UwU despite I'll uWu cwam ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ mowe food. +Romeo opens OwO the tomb. +;;w;; Paw. :3 This :3 is UwU that banish'd :33 haughty Montague +:33 That muwd'wed my ^-^ wuv's UwU cousin- with ;;w;; which >w< gwief +^w^ It :3 is supposed OwO the fair ;;w;; cweatuwe died- +And here :3 is come ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some villanous ÚwÚ shame +ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. I uWu wiww ^.^ appwehend >_> him. +x3 Stop >w< thy x3 unhawwowed toil, :3 viwe Montague! +^w^ Can ;;w;; vengeance >w< be ;;w;; puwsu'd further than UwU death? +UwU Condemnyed viwwain, I ^-^ do ^.^ appwehend thee. +ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; uWu fow :3 thou >w< must ^-^ die. +>_< Wom. I >w< must UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came I hithew. +Good gentwe youth, >_> tempt ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 desp'wate xDD man. +>_> Fwy x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> me. :33 Think x3 upon ^.^ these gone; +>_> Wet them affright thee. I uWu beseech ^.^ thee, youth, +But ^.^ nyot another xDD sin x3 upon my head +By urging me ^-^ to fury. :33 O, >w< be uWu gonye! +By UwU heaven, I love ÚwÚ thee better than ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Fow I come UwU hithew UwU awm'd x3 against ^-^ mysewf. +uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and heweaftew uWu say +OwO A x3 madman's UwU mewcy ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee run >_> away. +;;w;; Paw. I ^-^ do :33 defy thy, >_> conjuwation +And ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a felon here. +>_< Wom. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< pwovoke x3 me? ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at ^.^ thee, :33 boy! +^.^ They ^w^ fight. +^w^ Page. :3 O :3 Wowd, uWu they fight! I uWu wiww >w< go caww OwO the :3 watch. +[Exit. Paris OwO fawws.] +;;w;; Paw. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! >w< If :3 thou >w< be :3 mewcifuw, +ÚwÚ Open OwO the OwO tomb, uWu way me with Juliet. [Dies.] +>_< Wom. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww. >_> Wet me ^w^ pewuse :3 this face. +>_< Mewcutio's kinsman, x3 nyobwe :33 County ^.^ Pawis! +What ^w^ said my man when my xDD betossed ^w^ souw +OwO Did ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend him as ^-^ we ^.^ wode? I ÚwÚ think +ÚwÚ He told me Paris shouwd ^.^ have married Juliet. +:33 Said ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so? ^w^ ow >_> did I ^-^ dweam ^.^ it so? +Ow x3 am I >_< mad, hearing him talk >_> of Juliet +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was so? :33 O, ^w^ give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +>_< Onye :3 wwit with me in ^w^ souw misfowtunye's ^w^ book! +I'll :33 buwy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a triumphant ^-^ gwave. +OwO A grave? :33 O, no, :3 a >_< wanthown, >_< swaught'wed youth, +>_< Fow here :3 wies ^w^ Juwiet, ÚwÚ and xDD hew x3 beauty makes +:3 This ;;w;; vauwt :3 a ;;w;; feasting :3 pwesence :33 fuww >_> of >_> wight. +Death, lie :3 thou there, uWu by :3 a UwU dead man inteww'd. +[Lays him in OwO the tomb.] +OwO How ^w^ oft when x3 men awe at OwO the point >_> of death +>_< Have uWu they >_< been merry! ;;w;; which theiw UwU keepews caww +OwO A :3 wightnying before :33 death. :33 O, how ^-^ may I +^-^ Caww :3 this :3 a wightnying? :3 O my ^w^ wuv! my UwU wife! +Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of >w< thy breath, +;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo power ÚwÚ yet x3 upon >w< thy ^w^ beauty. +Thou art ^.^ nyot conquer'd. Beauty's ^w^ ensign ÚwÚ yet +^-^ Is :3 cwimson in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and in >w< thy :33 cheeks, +And >_> death's OwO pawe flag :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO advanced ^.^ thewe. +Tybalt, ^-^ wiest :3 thou there in >w< thy bwoody sheet? +:33 O, what ^-^ mowe :3 favouw can I ^-^ do ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +>w< Than with UwU that hand UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy xDD youth in x3 twain +ÚwÚ To sunder his UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU thinye x3 enyemy? +uWu Fowgive uWu me, >_> cousin.' xDD Ah, dear ^w^ Juwiet, +UwU Why art :3 thou ÚwÚ yet OwO so faiw? :33 Shaww I believe +:33 That xDD unsubstantiaw ^.^ Death :3 is ^-^ amowous, +And UwU that OwO the lean abhowwed monster >_< keeps +ÚwÚ Thee here in dark ^-^ to >w< be his ^w^ pawamouw? +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that I still uWu wiww stay with ÚwÚ thee +And never ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 pawace >_> of dim night +Depawt again. Here, here uWu wiww I >_< wemain +x3 With worms UwU that awe >w< thy ^.^ chambewmaids. :33 O, here +uWu Wiww I xDD set OwO up my xDD evewwasting west +And >_< shake OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of inyauspicious x3 staws +From :3 this wowwd-weawied uWu fwesh. ^.^ Eyes, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw :33 wast! +>_< Awms, UwU take >_> youw last embwace! :3 and, wips, :3 O you +The :33 doows >_> of breath, >w< seaw with :3 a righteous ÚwÚ kiss +OwO A x3 datewess :3 bawgain ^-^ to engwossing >_< death! +^w^ Come, :33 bittew x3 conduct; xDD come, unsavoury UwU guide! +Thou desperate piwot, :3 nyow at UwU once run uWu on +The uWu dashing wocks >w< thy x3 seasick x3 weawy bark! +Here's ^-^ to my ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ [Dwinks.] :3 O OwO twue apothecary! +x3 Thy drugs awe ^w^ quick. ÚwÚ Thus with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss I ^-^ die. ÚwÚ Fawws. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw >_> [Wauwence], with >_< wanthown, OwO cwow, ÚwÚ and spade. + +^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis >w< be my speed! how ^w^ oft ^.^ to-nyight +>_< Have my ^.^ owd :3 feet ÚwÚ stumbwed at >w< gwaves! >w< Who's thewe? +Bal. Here's one, :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows you :33 weww. +^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Bwiss >w< be x3 upon xDD you! >_> Teww uWu me, good my OwO fwiend, +What towch :3 is yond UwU that OwO vainwy ÚwÚ wends his ^.^ wight +ÚwÚ To grubs ÚwÚ and eyeless xDD skuwws? UwU As I discewn, +^w^ It :33 buwnyeth in OwO the >_< Capews' monument. +Bal. ^w^ It doth so, holy siw; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my :3 mastew, +>_< Onye UwU that you wuv. +^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Who :3 is it? +Bal. Womeo. +^w^ Fwiaw. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been thewe? +Bal. >w< Fuww half OwO an hour. +^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the vault. +Bal. I dare ;;w;; nyot, sir. +UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot uWu but I x3 am gonye hence, +And feawfuwwy >_> did menyace me with death +>w< If I >_> did stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on his intents. +^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Stay then; I'll >w< go awonye. OwO Feaw comes x3 upon >_> me. +:33 O, >w< much I ;;w;; feaw >w< some i-iww uWu unthwifty >_> thing. +Bal. UwU As I >_> did ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 this :3 yew twee ;;w;; hewe, +I dreamt my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and another OwO fought, +And UwU that my ^w^ mastew slew >_> him. +^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo! +Awack, :33 awack, what UwU bwood :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which x3 stains +The :33 stony entwance >_> of :3 this sepuwchwe? +What UwU mean ^.^ these OwO mastewwess ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowy >_> swowds +ÚwÚ To lie discowouw'd uWu by :3 this place >_> of peace? [Entews OwO the tomb.] +Romeo! :33 O, pawe! OwO Who xDD ewse? >_> What, Paris too? +And steep'd in blood? xDD Ah, what OwO an UwU unkind hour +^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this lamentable x3 chance! The wady stirs. +Juliet x3 wises. +^w^ Juw. :3 O comfortable :3 fwiaw! xDD whewe :3 is my UwU wowd? +I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ be, +And there I ÚwÚ am. :3 Whewe :3 is my :3 Womeo? +^w^ Fwiaw. I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise. Lady, come ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ nyest +x3 Of >_< death, >w< contagion, ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw ^-^ sweep. +OwO A gweatew power than ^-^ we can contwadict +;;w;; Hath thwarted ^-^ ouw intents. ^w^ Come, come >_> away. +x3 Thy xDD husband in >w< thy uWu bosom there :3 wies >w< dead; +And Paris ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, I'll >_< dispose >_> of ÚwÚ thee +x3 Among :3 a sisterhood >_> of holy nyuns. +uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ question, uWu fow OwO the watch :3 is >w< coming. +^w^ Come, ÚwÚ go, good Juliet. I dare nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. +^w^ Juw. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee hence, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. +Exit xDD [Fwiaw]. +What's hewe? OwO A ^.^ cup, clos'd in my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hand? +xDD Poison, I >_> see, ;;w;; hath >_< been his ^.^ timewess OwO end. +:3 O ÚwÚ chuww! dwunk aww, ÚwÚ and weft nyo fwiendwy >_> dwop +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me aftew? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy lips. +:3 Hapwy >w< some :3 poison ÚwÚ yet doth >_> hang uWu on them +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me die with :3 a ÚwÚ westowative. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ him.] +x3 Thy lips awe ÚwÚ wawm! +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [within] Wead, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Which ^w^ way? +xDD Yea, xDD nyoise? ;;w;; Then I'll >w< be brief. :3 O x3 happy xDD daggew! +[Snatches Womeo's UwU daggew.] +:3 This :3 is >w< thy >w< sheath; there rest, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. +She ;;w;; stabs x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws ;;w;; [on Womeo's uWu body]. + +x3 Entew [Paris's] >_< Boy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Watch. + +Boy. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 pwace. Thewe, xDD whewe OwO the towch doth burn. +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^w^ 'the gwound :3 is ^w^ bwoody. ^-^ Seawch about OwO the chuwchyawd. +Go, >w< some >_> of OwO you; whoe'er you find x3 attach. +[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the Watch.] +Pitifuw uWu sight! here :3 wies OwO the :33 County slain; +And Juliet bweeding, ^-^ wawm, ÚwÚ and newly OwO dead, +OwO Who here ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain :3 this two >_< days buwied. +Go, tell OwO the Prince; run ^-^ to OwO the Capuwets; +Raise OwO up OwO the Montagues; >w< some ÚwÚ othews search. +[Exeunt ÚwÚ othews >_> of OwO the Watch.] +We UwU see OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these ^.^ woes ^-^ do >_< wie, +But OwO the OwO twue gwound >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< piteous ^.^ woes +We cannyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ ciwcumstance x3 descwy. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ [some >_> of OwO the xDD Watch,] with Womeo's >_< Man ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. + +OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Here's Womeo's xDD man. We ;;w;; found him in OwO the chuwchyawd. +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Hold him in >_> safety ÚwÚ tiww OwO the Prince come hithew. + +x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and another x3 Watchman. + +xDD 3. ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwiaw UwU that UwU twembwes, ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. +We took :3 this >_> mattock ÚwÚ and :3 this spade ^-^ fwom him +UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ fwom :3 this churchyard xDD side. +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. OwO A gweat OwO suspicion! uWu Stay OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^w^ too. + +x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and Attendants]. + +^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ misadventuwe :3 is OwO so >_< eawwy uWu up, +:33 That calls ^-^ ouw person ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD mownying ÚwÚ west? + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and his :33 Wife [with >_< othews]. + +Cap. What shouwd ^.^ it ^.^ be, UwU that uWu they OwO so shwiek OwO abwoad? +>_< Wife. The ^w^ peopwe in OwO the uWu stweet x3 cwy 'Romeo,' +uWu Some UwU 'Juwiet,' ÚwÚ and >w< some 'Paris'; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wun, +x3 With open :3 outcwy, towawd ^-^ ouw monument. +^.^ Pwince. What ;;w;; feaw :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which startles in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; eaws? +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Sovereign, here :3 wies OwO the :33 County Paris slain; +And Romeo >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ^w^ Juwiet, UwU dead OwO befowe, +Warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ^.^ kiww'd. +^.^ Pwince. Seawch, seek, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow how :3 this ;;w;; fouw murder comes. +:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :33 swaughtew'd Womeo's man, +x3 With xDD instwuments x3 upon them x3 fit ^-^ to open +^.^ These UwU dead xDD men's UwU tombs. +Cap. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O xDD wife, ÚwÚ wook how ^-^ ouw daughter >_< bweeds! +:3 This dagger ;;w;; hath ^w^ mista'en, for, >w< wo, his house +^-^ Is uWu empty uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of :3 Montague, +And ^.^ it missheathed in my :33 daughtew's ^.^ bosom! +>_< Wife. :3 O UwU me! :3 this OwO sight >_> of death :3 is as :3 a beww +:33 That wawns my ^.^ owd :3 age ^-^ to :3 a sepuwchwe. + +x3 Entew Montague ^w^ [and >_< othews]. + +^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, Montague; uWu fow :3 thou art >_< eawwy OwO up +ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe >_< eawwy down. +:3 Mon. ^.^ Awas, my UwU wiege, my UwU wife :3 is UwU dead to-nyight! +x3 Gwief >_> of my son's exiwe ;;w;; hath stopp'd xDD hew ^.^ bweath. +What further >_> woe ^.^ conspiwes x3 against >_< minye age? +^.^ Pwince. Look, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 see. +:3 Mon. :3 O :3 thou UwU untaught! what ^-^ mannyews :3 is in this, +ÚwÚ To press before >w< thy fathew ^-^ to :3 a grave? +^.^ Pwince. >_> Seaw OwO up OwO the OwO mouth >_> of outwage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we can ;;w;; cweaw ^.^ these ambiguities +And xDD knyow theiw UwU spwing, theiw uWu head, theiw OwO twue x3 descent; +And then uWu wiww I >w< be ^w^ genyewaw >_> of >_> youw ^.^ woes +And ;;w;; wead you x3 even ^-^ to :33 death. OwO Meantime forbear, +And let mischance >w< be ^w^ swave ^-^ to uWu patience. +>_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ pawties >_> of ^w^ suspicion. +^w^ Fwiaw. I x3 am OwO the gweatest, able ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> weast, +>_> Yet UwU most >w< suspected, as OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and place +^-^ Doth ^-^ make x3 against uWu me, >_> of :3 this >_< diwefuw x3 muwthew; +And here I ^.^ stand, uWu both ^-^ to >_< impeach ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwge +Myself xDD condemnyed ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf excus'd. +^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then uWu say ^.^ it UwU once what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow in ÚwÚ this. +^w^ Fwiaw. I uWu wiww >w< be brief, uWu fow my ^-^ showt ^-^ date >_> of >_> bweath +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as :3 is :3 a >w< tedious >_> tawe. +:33 Womeo, there OwO dead, ÚwÚ was xDD husband ^-^ to UwU that Juliet; +And :33 she, there OwO dead, UwU that Womeo's xDD faithfuw wife. +I married them; ÚwÚ and theiw stow'n mawwiage :3 day +>_> Was :3 Tybawt's doomsday, uWu whose ;;w;; untimewy death +ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the nyew-made >_< bwidegwoom ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD city; +>_< Fow whom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow Tybalt, Juliet pin'd. +:3 You, ^-^ to wemuv UwU that ^w^ siege >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ fwom UwU hew, +Betroth'd ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have married xDD hew ÚwÚ pewfowce +ÚwÚ To :33 County ^.^ Pawis. ;;w;; Then comes ^.^ she ^-^ to me +And with wiwd looks ;;w;; bid me devise >w< some UwU mean +ÚwÚ To x3 wid xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu second mawwiage, +Ow in my cell there would ^.^ she :33 kiww :33 hewsewf. +;;w;; Then >_> gave I xDD hew UwU (so ^-^ tutowed uWu by my >_> awt) +OwO A sweeping ^.^ potion; ;;w;; which OwO so took :33 effect +UwU As I >_< intended, uWu fow ^.^ it wrought uWu on xDD hew +The fowm >_> of :33 death. OwO Meantime I :3 wwit ^-^ to Romeo +:33 That ^.^ he shouwd UwU hithew come as :3 this x3 diwe night +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO bowwowed :33 gwave, +>_> Being OwO the UwU time OwO the potion's x3 fowce shouwd cease. +But ^.^ he ;;w;; which ^-^ bowe my letter, Fwiaw :33 John, +>_> Was :33 stay'd uWu by x3 accident, ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight +Return'd my letter ^-^ back. ;;w;; Then >w< aww :3 awonye +^.^ At OwO the :3 pwefixed hour >_> of xDD hew ^.^ waking +Came I ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew kindred's vauwt; +uWu Meanying ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew cwosewy at my cell +;;w;; Tiww I convenyientwy :33 couwd ^-^ send ^-^ to Womeo. +But when I >w< came, >w< some :3 minyute ewe OwO the UwU time +x3 Of xDD hew xDD awaking, here ;;w;; untimewy uWu way +The x3 nyobwe Paris ÚwÚ and OwO twue Romeo UwU dead. +She uWu wakes; ÚwÚ and I entweated xDD hew come :3 fowth +And bear :3 this wowk >_> of >w< heaven with patience; +But then :3 a ^w^ nyoise >_> did uWu scawe me ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO tomb, +And :33 she, xDD too desperate, would ^.^ nyot >w< go with uWu me, +But, as ^.^ it seems, >_> did violence uWu on :33 hewsewf. +^-^ Aww :3 this I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage +Her ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 is :3 pwivy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< aught in :3 this +Miscarried uWu by my UwU fauwt, let my ^.^ owd life +Be >_> sacwific'd, >w< some hour before his UwU time, +^.^ Unto OwO the wigouw >_> of severest waw. +^.^ Pwince. We still ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a holy xDD man. +Where's Womeo's man? What can ^.^ he uWu say in uWu this? +Bal. I ^w^ bwought my ^w^ mastew UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ Juwiet's ^w^ death; +And then in OwO post ^.^ he came ^-^ fwom Mantua +ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same place, ^-^ to :3 this >_> same monument. +:3 This letter ^.^ he >_< eawwy ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give his fathew, +And threat'ned me with >_< death, ^-^ going in OwO the x3 vauwt, +>w< If I ^-^ depawted ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and weft him ^.^ thewe. +^.^ Pwince. >w< Give me OwO the letter. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on it. +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 County's ;;w;; page UwU that rais'd OwO the watch? +Sirrah, what :3 made >_> youw ^w^ mastew in :3 this :3 pwace? +Boy. ÚwÚ He came with >_> fwowews ^-^ to UwU stwew his lady's grave; +And ;;w;; bid me ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and OwO so I ÚwÚ did. +Anon comes ^-^ onye with ^.^ wight ^-^ to ;;w;; ope OwO the tomb; +And ;;w;; by-and-by my ^w^ mastew >_< dwew uWu on him; +And then I ÚwÚ wan away ^-^ to caww OwO the :3 watch. +^.^ Pwince. :3 This letter doth ^-^ make good OwO the fwiaw's x3 wowds, +Their ^-^ couwse >_> of love, OwO the >_< tidings >_> of xDD hew ^w^ death; +And here ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ buy :3 a :3 poison +x3 Of :3 a UwU poow >_< pothecawy, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw +Came ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and lie with Juliet. +:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these enyemies? Capulet, Montage, +^w^ See what :3 a >_> scouwge :3 is >_> waid x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ hate, +:33 That >w< heaven ^.^ finds :3 means ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> youw >_< joys with ^w^ wuv! +And OwO I, uWu fow ^w^ winking at you, discords UwU too, +>_< Have lost :3 a >w< bwace >_> of kinsmen. ^-^ Aww awe ^-^ punyish'd. +Cap. :3 O bwothew :3 Montague, ^w^ give me >w< thy hand. +:3 This :3 is my :33 daughtew's jointure, uWu fow nyo ^-^ mowe +^w^ Can I :3 demand. +:3 Mon. But I can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise xDD hew uWu Statue in ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ gowd, +:33 That whiwes Vewonya uWu by UwU that name :3 is ;;w;; knyown, +Thewe uWu shaww nyo figuwe at such ^.^ wate >w< be xDD set +UwU As UwU that >_> of OwO twue ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw Juliet. +Cap. UwU As rich uWu shaww Womeo's uWu by his lady's lie- +OwO Poow ^-^ sacwifices >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD enmity! +^.^ Pwince. OwO A glooming xDD peace :3 this xDD mownying with ^.^ it :3 bwings. +The >_< sun uWu fow UwU sowwow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show his head. +uWu Go hence, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ mowe talk >_> of ^.^ these >_> sad OwO things; +uWu Some uWu shaww >w< be uWu pawdon'd, ÚwÚ and >w< some punyished; +>_< Fow never ÚwÚ was :3 a story >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> woe +>w< Than :3 this >_> of Juliet ÚwÚ and xDD hew Womeo. +>_< Exeunt OwO omnyes. + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + +UwU 1594 + + + + + +OwO THE >w< TAMING >_< OF OwO THE SHREW + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +Pewsons in OwO the ;;w;; Induction +OwO A LORD +ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW SWY, :3 a uWu tinkew +^-^ HOSTESS +:3 PAGE +PLAYERS +:3 HUNTSMEN +UwU SEWVANTS + +;;w;; BAPTISTA xDD MINyOWA, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD Padua +VINCENTIO, :3 a Merchant >_> of ^.^ Pisa +^w^ WUCENTIO, :3 son ^-^ to uWu Vincentio, in love with ;;w;; Bianca +PETWUCHIO, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to Katherina + +>_> Suitows ^-^ to ;;w;; Bianca +uWu GWEMIO +^.^ HOWTENSIO + +^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to xDD Wucentio +^-^ TWANyIO +xDD BIONDEWWO + +^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to :3 Petwuchio +ÚwÚ GWUMIO +CURTIS + +OwO A ;;w;; PEDANT + +Daughtews ^-^ to >_< Baptista +>_> KATHEWINyA, OwO the shrew +^-^ BIANCA + +OwO A ^-^ WIDOW + +:3 Taiwow, Habewdashew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants :33 attending uWu on >_< Baptista ÚwÚ and +:3 Petwuchio + +SCENyE: +>w< Padua, ÚwÚ and >w< PETWUCHIO'S house in OwO the ;;w;; countwy + +SC_1 +;;w;; INDUCTION. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Before OwO an alehouse uWu on :3 a :33 heath + +x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SWY + +OwO SWY. I'll UwU pheeze you, in ;;w;; faith. +HOSTESS. OwO A paiw >_> of :33 stocks, you wogue! +OwO SWY. Y'awe :3 a :33 baggage; OwO the Slys awe nyo OwO wogues. Wook in OwO the +chronicles: ^-^ we came in with Richard :33 Conquewow. :33 Thewefowe, :3 paucas +xDD pawwabwis; let OwO the x3 wowwd slide. >w< Sessa! +HOSTESS. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pay uWu fow OwO the uWu gwasses you ^.^ have buwst? +OwO SWY. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a denier. uWu Go >_> by, x3 Saint x3 Jewonyimy, >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd bed +ÚwÚ and warm thee. +HOSTESS. I xDD knyow my wemedy; I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the :33 thiwd-bowough. +Exit +OwO SWY. >_> Thiwd, ^w^ ow fouwth, ^w^ ow fifth ;;w;; bowough, I'll ÚwÚ answew him uWu by waw. +I'll ^.^ nyot :33 budge OwO an inch, >w< boy; let him xDD come, ÚwÚ and kindly. +>_< [Fawws ^.^ asweep] + +Wind howns. x3 Entew :3 a LORD ^-^ fwom UwU bunting, with his x3 twain + +LORD. Huntsman, I chawge ^.^ thee, >w< tendew ;;w;; weww my hounds; +^-^ Bwach Merriman, OwO the UwU poow cur, :3 is :33 emboss'd; +And x3 coupwe Cwowdew with OwO the deep-mouth'd bwach. +>_< Saw'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, OwO boy, how xDD Siwvew :3 made ^.^ it good +^.^ At OwO the :33 hedge cownyew, in OwO the ^.^ cowdest ^.^ fauwt? +I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO the ^.^ dog uWu fow twenty ;;w;; pound. +OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bewman :3 is as good as >_< he, my ^w^ wowd; +ÚwÚ He :3 cwied x3 upon ^.^ it at OwO the :3 mewest loss, +And ^w^ twice OwO to-day pick'd >_< out OwO the ;;w;; duwwest scent; +OwO Twust uWu me, I UwU take him uWu fow OwO the better >_< dog. +LORD. Thou art :3 a OwO foow; ^-^ if OwO Echo ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ fweet, +I would >_< esteem him wowth :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD such. +But sup them well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto them uWu aww; +>w< To-mowwow I intend ^-^ to uWu hunt again. +OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +LORD. What's hewe? >_< Onye OwO dead, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwunk? +^w^ See, doth ^.^ he breathe? +x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ He breathes, my :33 wowd. Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wawm'd with awe, +:3 This ;;w;; wewe :3 a bed uWu but x3 cowd ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. +LORD. :3 O monstrous >_> beast, how >_< wike :3 a ^w^ swinye ^.^ he wies! +^w^ Gwim >_< death, how ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 is UwU thinye >_< image! +>w< Siws, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise uWu on :3 this drunken xDD man. +What ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu convey'd ^-^ to :33 bed, +OwO Wwapp'd in ^w^ sweet xDD cwothes, rings >w< put x3 upon his ^w^ fingews, +OwO A UwU most x3 dewicious ^.^ banquet uWu by his :33 bed, +And bwave attendants ;;w;; nyeaw him when ^.^ he :33 wakes, +Wouwd ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< beggaw then ^-^ fowget >w< himsewf? +OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he cannyot uWu choose. +x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto him when ^.^ he x3 wak'd. +LORD. >_< Even as :3 a flatt'ring ^-^ dweam ^w^ ow ^.^ wowthwess fancy. +;;w;; Then UwU take him uWu up, ÚwÚ and manage ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 jest: +uWu Cawwy him gently ^-^ to my ÚwÚ faiwest chambew, +And >_> hang ^.^ it x3 wound with >w< aww my >_< wanton pictuwes; +Bawm his ;;w;; fouw head in warm distiwwed waters, +And >_< buwn ^w^ sweet >_> wood ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >w< sweet; +:33 Pwocuwe me music ready when ^.^ he :33 wakes, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ heavenwy OwO sound; +And ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, >w< be ready stwaight, +And with :3 a low UwU submissive uWu wevewence +Say ;;w;; 'What :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww :33 command?' +>_> Wet ^-^ onye ^.^ attend him with :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin +>w< Fuww >_> of wose-watew ÚwÚ and bestrew'd with ÚwÚ fwowews; +>_> Anyothew bear OwO the ^.^ ewew, OwO the third :3 a ^.^ diapew, +And uWu say 'Will't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship cool >_> youw ;;w;; hands?' +uWu Some ^-^ onye >w< be ready with :3 a costly ^.^ suit, +And ÚwÚ ask him what apparel ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; weaw; +>_> Anyothew tell him >_> of his hounds ÚwÚ and OwO howse, +And UwU that his wady >w< mouwns at his disease; +Pewsuade him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been lunatic, +And, when ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu say UwU that ^.^ he dreams, +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is nyothing uWu but :3 a :3 mighty :33 wowd. +:3 This uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu kindwy, gentwe sirs; +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be UwU pastime >_< passing x3 excewwent, +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be husbanded with ;;w;; modesty. +OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; wawwant you ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD pway ^-^ ouw part +UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO twue diligence +ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than what ^-^ we uWu say ^.^ he is. +LORD. ;;w;; Take him OwO up gently, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed with him; +And OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ to his >w< office when ^.^ he wakes. +:33 [SWY :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. OwO A twumpet ^-^ sounds] +Sirrah, >w< go UwU see what twumpet 'tis UwU that :3 sounds- +Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +Belike >w< some x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman UwU that means, +x3 Twavewwing >w< some >_< jouwnyey, ^-^ to wepose him here. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN + +OwO How nyow! ^-^ who :3 is it? +SERVANT. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, ;;w;; pwayews +:33 That :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +LORD. UwU Bid them come >w< nyeaw. + +x3 Entew PLAYERS + +Nyow, fellows, you awe welcome. +>_< PWAYEWS. We :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. +LORD. Do you intend ^-^ to stay with me x3 to-nyight? +>_< PWAYEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to accept ^-^ ouw >_< duty. +LORD. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 fewwow I wemembew +x3 Since UwU once ^.^ he >_> pway'd :3 a >_> fawmew's ewdest :3 son; +ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe you woo'd OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO so :33 weww. +I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; suwe, UwU that part +>_> Was >_< aptwy >_< fitted ÚwÚ and nyatuwawwy pewfowm'd. +>_< PWAYEW. I ÚwÚ think 'twas Soto UwU that >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ means. +LORD. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; :3 thou didst ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. +Weww, you awe come ^-^ to me in x3 happy UwU time, +The wathew uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< some uWu spowt in hand +OwO Whewein >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying can ^-^ assist me ^w^ much. +Thewe :3 is :3 a lord uWu wiww hear you xDD pway to-night; +But I x3 am doubtfuw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ modesties, +OwO West, >w< uvw-eying >_> of his uWu odd :33 behaviouw, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet his uWu honyouw never heard :3 a play, +You >_< bweak OwO into >w< some >_> mewwy passion +And OwO so offend him; uWu fow I tell you, ;;w;; siws, +>w< If you shouwd >_> smiwe, ^.^ he grows >_> impatient. +>_< PWAYEW. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we can contain >w< ouwsewves, +Were ^.^ he OwO the vewiest antic in OwO the world. +LORD. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU take them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buttewy, +And ^w^ give them fwiendwy ^-^ wewcome every UwU onye; +>_> Wet them UwU want nyothing UwU that my house >_> affowds. +Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the PLAYERS +Sirrah, >w< go you ^-^ to Bawthowomew my x3 page, +And UwU see him dress'd in >w< aww ÚwÚ suits >_< wike :3 a lady; +:33 That >_< donye, OwO conduct him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ dwunkawd's chambew, +And caww him 'madam,' ^-^ do him obeisance. +>_> Teww him ^-^ fwom :3 me- as ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ win my love- +ÚwÚ He bear ^-^ himsewf with honyouwabwe x3 action, +Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 obsewv'd in x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wadies +^.^ Unto theiw x3 wowds, uWu by them accomplished; +Such >_> duty ^-^ to OwO the drunkard let him uWu do, +x3 With ^.^ soft low :33 tongue ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy couwtesy, +And uWu say ;;w;; 'What :3 is't >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww ^.^ command, +OwO Whewein >_> youw wady ÚwÚ and >_> youw humbwe UwU wife +May show xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO knyown xDD hew love?' +And then with >w< kind :3 embwacements, uWu tempting >_< kisses, +And with >w< decwinying head OwO into his ^.^ bosom, +UwU Bid him shed >_< teaws, as being :33 uvwjoyed +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to ^.^ heawth, +OwO Who uWu fow :3 this :3 seven years ;;w;; hath x3 esteemed him +:3 Nyo better than :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 beggaw. +And ^-^ if OwO the :3 boy ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 woman's >_> gift +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^w^ commanded >_< teaws, +An onion uWu wiww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww uWu fow such :3 a shift, +>w< Which, in :3 a nyapkin being :33 cwose UwU convey'd, +:33 Shaww in UwU despite enforce :3 a >_> watewy >w< eye. +^w^ See :3 this :33 dispatch'd with >w< aww OwO the haste :3 thou OwO canst; +Anon I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe instructions. Exit :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN +I xDD knyow OwO the :3 boy uWu wiww ;;w;; weww usurp OwO the >w< gwace, +Voice, ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and x3 action, >_> of :3 a x3 gentwewoman; +I wong ^-^ to hear him caww OwO the drunkard x3 'husband'; +And how my x3 men uWu wiww stay themsewves ^-^ fwom laughter +When uWu they ^-^ do homage ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ peasant. +I'll in ^-^ to counsew them; uWu hapwy my :3 pwesence +May ;;w;; weww abate OwO the >w< uvw-mewwy spleen, +^w^ Which otherwise would gwow OwO into ^.^ extwemes. >_< Exeunt + +^-^ SC_2 +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the x3 WOWD'S house + +x3 Entew ^-^ awoft SWY, with OwO ATTENDANTS; >w< some with :3 appawew, ÚwÚ basin +ÚwÚ and ^.^ ewew, ÚwÚ and uWu othew appurtenances; ÚwÚ and LORD + +OwO SWY. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, :3 a pot >_> of small ale. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship dwink :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ÚwÚ sack? +x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ consewves? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ÚwÚ waiment uWu wiww >_> youw uWu honyouw wear uWu to-day? +OwO SWY. I x3 am >w< Chwistophewo Sly; caww ^.^ nyot me 'honour' :3 nyow ^-^ 'wowdship.' I +:33 nye'ew :33 dwank sack in my life; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you ^w^ give me ^-^ any >w< consewves, +^w^ give me ÚwÚ consewves >_> of ^-^ beef. :33 Nye'ew ÚwÚ ask me what ÚwÚ waiment I'll weaw, +uWu fow I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe doubwets than backs, nyo ^-^ mowe >_< stockings than +^.^ wegs, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shoes than ^-^ feet- xDD nyay, sometime ^-^ mowe :3 feet than +OwO shoes, ^w^ ow such ÚwÚ shoes as my toes ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough OwO the uWu uvwweathew. +LORD. xDD Heaven OwO cease :3 this :33 idwe humouw in >_> youw xDD honyouw! +:33 O, UwU that :3 a :3 mighty man >_> of such descent, +x3 Of such OwO possessions, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU high ;;w;; esteem, +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be infused with OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a spirit! +OwO SWY. >_> What, would you ^-^ make me >_> mad? OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Christopher >_> Swy, ^.^ owd +Sly's :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Buwton x3 Heath; uWu by biwth :3 a ^-^ pedwaw, uWu by uWu education :3 a +ÚwÚ cawdmakew, uWu by >w< twansmutation :3 a beaw-hewd, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu by ÚwÚ pwesent +>_< pwofession :3 a tinkew? ^-^ Ask ;;w;; Mawian >w< Hacket, OwO the UwU fat ale-wife >_> of +OwO Wincot, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD knyow me not; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot fouwteen ;;w;; pence uWu on +OwO the scowe uWu fow sheer awe, scowe me OwO up uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in +uWu Chwistendom. >_< What! I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< bestwaught. [Taking :3 a pot >_> of uWu awe] +;;w;; Hewe's- +uWu THIWD SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is UwU that makes >_> youw wady ;;w;; mouwn! +x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes >_> youw ^-^ sewvants OwO dwoop! +LORD. >_< Hence comes ^.^ it UwU that >_> youw UwU kindwed :3 shuns >_> youw OwO house, +UwU As >_> beaten x3 hence uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange >_> wunyacy. +:3 O x3 nyobwe lord, >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy :3 biwth! +^-^ Caww UwU home >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, +And ^w^ banyish x3 hence ^.^ these :3 abject >_> wowwy ^w^ dweams. +Wook how >w< thy ^-^ sewvants ^-^ do ^.^ attend uWu on ^.^ thee, +>_> Each in his >w< office ready at >w< thy xDD beck. +uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ music? >_> Hawk! Apollo ;;w;; pways, >_< [Music] +And twenty caged nyightingawes ^-^ do uWu sing. +Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD sweep? >w< We'ww ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ couch +Softew ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the lustful bed +uWu On OwO puwpose OwO twimm'd OwO up uWu fow OwO Semiwamis. +Say :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 wawk: ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 bestwew OwO the ground. +Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou :3 wide? x3 Thy howses uWu shaww >w< be twapp'd, +Their >w< hawnyess studded >w< aww with gold ÚwÚ and peaww. +Dost :3 thou love OwO hawking? Thou x3 hast :3 hawks uWu wiww soaw +OwO Abuv OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; hunt? +x3 Thy hounds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO the welkin ÚwÚ answew them +And ÚwÚ fetch uWu shaww ÚwÚ echoes ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< howwow xDD eawth. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. Say :3 thou xDD wiwt couwse; >w< thy greyhounds awe as swift +UwU As ^.^ bweathed >w< stags; ^-^ ay, >_> fweetew than OwO the ^w^ woe. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. Dost :3 thou love pictuwes? We uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee +straight +>_> Adonyis ^w^ painted uWu by :3 a x3 wunnying brook, +And ^-^ Cythewea >w< aww in ^.^ sedges ;;w;; hid, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and >_< wanton with xDD hew >_> bweath +>_< Even as OwO the waving ^.^ sedges xDD pway wi' th' wind. +LORD. >w< We'ww show ÚwÚ thee :33 wo as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a maid +And how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 beguiwed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwpwis'd, +UwU As lively ^w^ painted as OwO the deed ÚwÚ was >w< donye. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. Ow Daphne woaming OwO thwough :3 a :33 thowny >_< wood, +Scratching xDD hew ^.^ wegs, UwU that ^-^ onye uWu shaww uWu sweaw ^.^ she >_> bweeds +And at UwU that OwO sight uWu shaww >_> sad Apollo ;;w;; weep, +^w^ So :3 wowkmanwy OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws awe :33 dwawn. +LORD. Thou art :3 a lord, ÚwÚ and nyothing uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. +Thou x3 hast :3 a wady :3 faw ^-^ mowe xDD beautifuw +>w< Than ^-^ any ^-^ woman in :3 this OwO wanying age. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath shed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +;;w;; Wike ÚwÚ envious floods ÚwÚ o'ew-wun xDD hew UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face, +She ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is :3 infewiow ^-^ to none. +OwO SWY. OwO Am I :3 a lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ have I such :3 a >w< wady? +Ow ^-^ do I uWu dweam? Ow ^.^ have I :33 dweam'd ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep: I >_> see, I OwO heaw, I >_< speak; +I smell ^w^ sweet ;;w;; savouws, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew ^.^ soft ;;w;; things. +:3 Upon my xDD wife, I x3 am :3 a lord :3 indeed, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ tinkew, :3 nyow Christopher Sly. +Weww, bwing ^-^ ouw wady UwU hithew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 sight; +And UwU once uWu again, :3 a pot o' th' >w< smawwest ale. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Mightiness ^-^ to wash >_> youw ^-^ hands? +:33 O, how ^-^ we ^.^ joy ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ÚwÚ wit westow'd! +:33 O, UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe you knew uWu but what you OwO awe! +^.^ These ^w^ fifteen years you ^.^ have >_< been in :3 a ^-^ dweam; +Or, when you ^w^ wak'd, OwO so >w< wak'd as ^-^ if you x3 swept. +OwO SWY. ^.^ These ^w^ fifteen yeaws! uWu by my ^w^ fay, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU nyap. +But >_> did I never speak >_> of >w< aww UwU that >_> time? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. :33 O, yes, my lord, uWu but vewy :33 idwe :33 wowds; +>_< Fow >w< though you uWu way here in :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy chambew, +>_> Yet would you uWu say ye ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten >_< out >_> of uWu doow; +And ;;w;; waiw x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO house, +And uWu say you would ÚwÚ pwesent xDD hew at OwO the >_> weet, +xDD Because ^.^ she ^w^ bwought stonye xDD jugs ÚwÚ and nyo seal'd quawts. +>_< Sometimes you would caww >_< out uWu fow ^w^ Cicewy x3 Hacket. +OwO SWY. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 woman's maid >_> of OwO the >_< house. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow nyo house :3 nyow nyo such ;;w;; maid, +Nyow nyo such x3 men as you ^.^ have weckon'd uWu up, +UwU As Stephen >_> Swy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd uWu John Naps >_> of Greece, +And Petew Turph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Pimpewnyeww; +And twenty ^-^ mowe such >_< nyames ÚwÚ and x3 men as :33 these, +^w^ Which never OwO wewe, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew >w< saw. +OwO SWY. Nyow, Wowd >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow my good amends! +ALL. UwU Amen. + +x3 Entew OwO the :3 PAGE as :3 a >w< wady, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +OwO SWY. I :3 thank thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wose uWu by it. +UwU PAGE. OwO How fares my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? +OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I fare ;;w;; weww; uWu fow here :3 is :33 cheew ^w^ enyough. +:3 Whewe :3 is my x3 wife? +UwU PAGE. Here, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; what :3 is >w< thy uWu wiww with uWu hew? +OwO SWY. uWu Awe you my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww me ^.^ husband? +UwU My x3 men shouwd caww me 'wowd'; I x3 am >_> youw ;;w;; goodman. +UwU PAGE. UwU My xDD husband ÚwÚ and my lord, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ husband; +I x3 am >_> youw UwU wife in >w< aww ^.^ obedience. +OwO SWY. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. What >w< must I caww uWu hew? +LORD. Madam. +OwO SWY. xDD Aw'ce UwU madam, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Joan OwO madam? +LORD. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and nyothing ewse; OwO so uWu wowds caww ladies. +OwO SWY. ÚwÚ Madam xDD wife, uWu they uWu say UwU that I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd +And >w< swept :33 abuv >w< some ^w^ fifteen yeaw ^w^ ow more. +UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time uWu seems OwO thiwty x3 unto uWu me, +>_> Being >w< aww :3 this UwU time OwO abandon'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. +OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ much. :33 Sewvants, xDD weave me ÚwÚ and xDD hew awonye. +>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS +^w^ Madam, undwess you, ÚwÚ and come :3 nyow ^-^ to bed. +UwU PAGE. >w< Thwice x3 nyobwe lord, let me entweat >_> of you +ÚwÚ To pawdon me ÚwÚ yet uWu fow :3 a night ^w^ ow >_> two; +Or, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, xDD untiw OwO the >_< sun >w< be set. +>_< Fow >_> youw :3 physicians ^.^ have ^-^ expwesswy charg'd, +UwU In peril ^-^ to >_< incuw >_> youw fowmew malady, +:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ absent me ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. +I >w< hope :3 this reason ^-^ stands uWu fow my excuse. +OwO SWY. >w< Ay, ^.^ it ^-^ stands OwO so UwU that I ^-^ may hardly tawwy OwO so UwU wong. But I would +>w< be loath ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO into my >_> dweams again. I uWu wiww OwO thewefowe tawwy in +UwU despite >_> of OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and OwO the bwood. + +x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +MESSENGEW. Your honour's players, hearing >_> youw amendment, +uWu Awe come ^-^ to xDD pway :3 a >_> pweasant >w< comedy; +>_< Fow OwO so >_> youw ÚwÚ doctows howd ^.^ it vewy :33 meet, +>_< Seeing xDD too >w< much >w< sadnyess ;;w;; hath congeaw'd >_> youw blood, +And >_> mewanchowy :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of >_> fwenzy. +OwO Thewefowe uWu they ^w^ thought ^.^ it good you hear :3 a xDD pway +And fwame >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ mewwiment, +^w^ Which :33 baws :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU hawms ÚwÚ and lengthens wife. +OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; let them xDD pway it. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO comonty :3 a +^.^ Chwistmas :3 gambowd ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tumbwing-twick? +UwU PAGE. No, my good lord, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing >_< stuff. +OwO SWY. >_> What, househowd stuff? +UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< histowy. +OwO SWY. Weww, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ see't. ^w^ Come, ^.^ madam xDD wife, ^-^ sit uWu by my >_> side ÚwÚ and let +OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ swip;-we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be ÚwÚ youngew. +^.^ [They ^-^ sit >w< down] + +OwO A flourish >_> of OwO twumpets announces OwO the xDD pway + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +uWu Padua. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and his man ^-^ TWANyIO + +UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >_< since uWu fow OwO the gweat desiwe I xDD had +ÚwÚ To UwU see fair >w< Padua, >_< nyuwsewy >_> of :3 awts, +I x3 am awwiv'd uWu fow :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; Wombawdy, +The >_> pweasant garden >_> of gweat >_< Itawy, +And uWu by my >_< fathew's love ÚwÚ and xDD weave x3 am UwU awm'd +x3 With his good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< thy good ^.^ company, +UwU My >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; weww approv'd in aww, +;;w;; Hewe let OwO us x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy UwU institute +OwO A ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ingenyious studies. +>w< Pisa, renowned uWu fow grave >_< citizens, +Gave me my being ÚwÚ and my fathew :33 fiwst, +OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of gweat ^.^ twaffic OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, +uWu Vincentio, come >_> of OwO the x3 Bentivowii; +>w< Vincentio's UwU son, ^w^ bwought OwO up in Fwowence, +^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ to sewve >w< aww OwO hopes >_> conceiv'd, +ÚwÚ To xDD deck his >_> fowtunye with his ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< deeds. +And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow OwO the UwU time I study, +OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and UwU that part >_> of phiwosophy +uWu Wiww I OwO appwy UwU that ÚwÚ tweats >_> of >w< happinyess +By :3 viwtue uWu speciawwy ^-^ to >w< be achiev'd. +>_> Teww me >w< thy mind; uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ Pisa weft +And x3 am ^-^ to xDD Padua come as ^.^ he UwU that leaves +OwO A shawwow :33 pwash ^-^ to plunge him in OwO the ^-^ deep, +And with >w< satiety UwU seeks ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench his thirst. +TWANyIO. OwO Mi pewdonyato, gentwe ^w^ mastew mine; +I x3 am in >w< aww ;;w;; affected as yourself; +Gwad UwU that you ;;w;; thus continue >_> youw :3 wesowve +ÚwÚ To x3 suck OwO the ;;w;; sweets >_> of ^w^ sweet ^w^ phiwosophy. +:3 Onwy, good :3 mastew, >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ do admire +:3 This :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 mowaw discipwinye, +Let's >w< be nyo ^.^ Stoics :3 nyow nyo :33 stocks, I pray, +Ow OwO so devote ^-^ to xDD Awistotwe's checks +UwU As >_> Ovid >w< be OwO an x3 outcast ^-^ quite abjur'd. +Balk wogic with >_> acquaintance UwU that you x3 have, +And ;;w;; pwactise ^w^ whetowic in >_> youw ^w^ common x3 tawk; +:3 Music ÚwÚ and poesy ;;w;; use ^-^ to quicken OwO you; +The mathematics ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD metaphysics, +UwU Faww ^-^ to them as you find >_> youw stomach sewves you. +:3 Nyo >w< pwofit grows xDD whewe :3 is nyo ^w^ pweasuwe >_> ta'en; +UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, study what you UwU most ;;w;; affect. +UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, UwU Twanyio, ;;w;; weww OwO dost :3 thou >_< advise. +^.^ If, >_> Biondewwo, :3 thou ^w^ wewt come uWu ashowe, +We :33 couwd at UwU once >w< put OwO us in readiness, +And UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ wodging x3 fit ^-^ to UwU entewtain +Such fwiends as UwU time in xDD Padua uWu shaww uWu beget. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA with his two daughtews, KATHERINA +ÚwÚ and BIANCA; OwO GWEMIO, :3 a pantawoon; HOWTENSIO, +OwO suitow ^-^ to BIANCA. WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO ^.^ stand uWu by + +But stay :33 awhiwe; what >_> company :3 is uWu this? +TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, >w< some show ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome OwO us ^-^ to town. +>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, >_< impowtunye me nyo UwU fawthew, +>_< Fow how I firmly x3 am resolv'd you know; +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bestow my ^w^ youngest daughter +Before I ^.^ have :3 a xDD husband uWu fow OwO the >_< ewdew. +>w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you uWu both love ^w^ Kathewinya, +xDD Because I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and love you well, +Weave uWu shaww you ^.^ have ^-^ to couwt xDD hew at >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ To OwO cawt xDD hew >_< wathew. x3 She's xDD too xDD wough uWu fow >_> me. +Thewe, there, Howtensio, uWu wiww you ^-^ any x3 wife? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu [To BAPTISTA] I pray you, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe >_> of me ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these UwU mates? +HOWTENSIO. Mates, UwU maid! OwO How UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mates uWu fow you, +>_< Unwess you ;;w;; wewe >_> of ;;w;; gentwew, miwdew mouwd. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu I' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww never :3 nyeed ^-^ to fear; +xDD Iwis ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hawfway ^-^ to xDD hew >_> heawt; +But ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot xDD hew cawe shouwd >w< be +ÚwÚ To xDD comb >_> youw UwU nyoddwe with :3 a thwee-wegg'd UwU stoow, +And x3 paint >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use you >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. +HOWTENSIO. From >w< aww such deviws, good Wowd x3 dewivew >_< us! +;;w;; GWEMIO. And uWu me, UwU too, good Lord! +TWANyIO. x3 Husht, >w< mastew! Here's >w< some good UwU pastime ;;w;; towawd; +:33 That wench :3 is :33 stawk mad ^w^ ow OwO wondewfuw froward. +UwU WUCENTIO. But in OwO the other's siwence ^-^ do I UwU see +^.^ Maid's mild >_> behaviouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ sobwiety. +Peace, ^.^ Twanyio! +TWANyIO. ^.^ Weww said, master; mum! ÚwÚ and xDD gaze >_> youw fiww. +>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ make good +What I ^.^ have :3 said- Bianca, >_< get you in; +And let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot dispwease ^.^ thee, good Bianca, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, my giww. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A pwetty OwO peat! ^.^ it :3 is :33 best +x3 Put fingew in OwO the eye, OwO an ^.^ she knew >w< why. +BIANCA. :3 Sistew, ^.^ content you in my discontent. +>_> Siw, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe humbly I subscribe; +UwU My :33 books ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ company, +uWu On them ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwactise uWu by ^-^ mysewf. +UwU WUCENTIO. Hawk, UwU Twanyio, :3 thou uWu mayst hear Minyewva x3 speak! +HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu wiww you >w< be OwO so strange? +>_> Sowwy x3 am I UwU that ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww effects +^-^ Bianca's ^w^ gwief. +;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Why uWu wiww you mew xDD hew uWu up, +UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu fow :3 this x3 fiend >_> of >_< heww, +And ^-^ make xDD hew bear OwO the :3 penyance >_> of xDD hew tongue? +>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, ^.^ content UwU ye; I x3 am x3 wesowv'd. +uWu Go ÚwÚ in, uWu Bianca. Exit ^-^ BIANCA +And uWu fow I xDD knyow ^.^ she xDD taketh UwU most dewight +UwU In OwO music, ;;w;; instwuments, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; poetwy, +>_< Schoowmastews uWu wiww I ^-^ keep within my house +OwO Fit ^-^ to uWu instwuct xDD hew uWu youth. >w< If you, Howtensio, +Or, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, you, xDD knyow ^-^ any :33 such, +:33 Pwefew them uWu hithew; uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cunnying x3 men +I uWu wiww >w< be vewy kind, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw +ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own chiwdwen in good bwinging-up; +And so, faweweww. ^w^ Kathewinya, you ^-^ may stay; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :33 communye with uWu Bianca. Exit +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I xDD twust I ^-^ may >w< go UwU too, ^-^ may I not? +>_< What! uWu shaww I >w< be appointed >_> houws, as though, ;;w;; bewike, +I knew ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to weave? Ha! Exit +;;w;; GWEMIO. You ^-^ may >w< go ^-^ to OwO the devil's UwU dam; >_> youw x3 gifts awe OwO so good +>w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu wiww howd you. Thewe! ^-^ Wuv :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, +Howtensio, uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ may blow ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws togethew, ÚwÚ and fast ^.^ it ^w^ faiwwy +^-^ out; ^-^ ouw >_> cake's dough uWu on uWu both :33 sides. Farewell; >_> yet, uWu fow OwO the love +I bear my ^w^ sweet Bianca, ^-^ if I can uWu by ^-^ any :3 means ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a x3 fit man +^-^ to teach xDD hew UwU that wherein ^.^ she dewights, I uWu wiww ^w^ wish him ^-^ to xDD hew +father. +HOWTENSIO. SO uWu Wiww OwO I, UwU Signyiow Gremio; uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ^-^ pway. ^-^ Though +OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ÚwÚ yet never bwook'd pawwe, xDD knyow nyow, x3 upon +>_< advice, ^.^ it OwO toucheth OwO us uWu both- UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet UwU again ^.^ have access ^-^ to +^-^ ouw fair mistress, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 happy x3 wivaws in ^-^ Bianca's love- ^-^ to +>_< wabouw ÚwÚ and :33 effect ^-^ onye xDD thing :33 speciawwy. +;;w;; GWEMIO. What's UwU that, I pray? +HOWTENSIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< get :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew sistew. +;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A ^.^ husband? :3 a ^w^ deviw. +HOWTENSIO. I uWu say :3 a >_> husband. +;;w;; GWEMIO. I uWu say :3 a ^w^ deviw. uWu Think'st thou, Howtensio, >w< though xDD hew fathew +>w< be vewy rich, ^-^ any man :3 is OwO so vewy :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to xDD heww? +HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Tush, xDD Gwemio! ^-^ Though ^.^ it xDD pass >_> youw >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^-^ to +>_> enduwe xDD hew loud UwU awawums, >_> why, man, there >w< be good xDD fewwows in OwO the +UwU wowwd, OwO an :3 a man :33 couwd ^.^ wight uWu on ;;w;; them, would UwU take xDD hew with >w< aww +fauwts, ÚwÚ and money ^w^ enyough. +;;w;; GWEMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but I xDD had as OwO wief UwU take xDD hew dowwy with :3 this +x3 condition: ^-^ to >w< be :3 whipp'd at OwO the UwU high cross every x3 mownying. +HOWTENSIO. OwO Faith, as you ÚwÚ say, :33 thewe's small UwU choice in rotten +>_> appwes. But, x3 come; >_< since :3 this bar in OwO waw makes OwO us fwiends, ^.^ it +uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 faw :3 fowth fwiendwy maintain'd ÚwÚ tiww uWu by hewping +>_< Baptista's ewdest daughter ^-^ to :3 a xDD husband ^-^ we xDD set his ^w^ youngest free +uWu fow :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ have to't x3 afwesh. ^.^ Sweet x3 Bianca! x3 Happy man +>w< be his dole! ÚwÚ He UwU that runs xDD fastest gets OwO the OwO wing. OwO How uWu say you, +UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? +;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 am ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and would I xDD had >w< given him OwO the :33 best horse in +xDD Padua ^-^ to begin his :3 wooing UwU that would xDD thowoughwy ^w^ woo UwU hew, wed UwU hew, +ÚwÚ and bed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and x3 wid OwO the house >_> of her! Come x3 on. +>_< Exeunt uWu GWEMIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO +TWANyIO. I pray, ;;w;; siw, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ it possibwe +:33 That love shouwd >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU take such ;;w;; howd? +UwU WUCENTIO. :3 O UwU Twanyio, ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be true, +I never ^w^ thought ^.^ it possibwe ^w^ ow OwO wikewy. +But >w< see! >_< whiwe OwO idwy I ÚwÚ stood looking OwO on, +I ;;w;; found OwO the :33 effect >_> of love in >_> idwenyess; +And :3 nyow in :3 pwainnyess ^-^ do x3 confess ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +:33 That art ^-^ to me as >w< secwet ÚwÚ and as dear +UwU As Annya ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of Cawthage :33 was- +UwU Twanyio, I :33 buwn, I pinye, I pewish, UwU Twanyio, +>w< If I ;;w;; achieve ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 young modest giww. +>_< Counsew uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO canst; +^w^ Assist uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. +TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ chide you UwU nyow; +x3 Affection :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 wated ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; +>w< If love ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd you, UwU nyought remains uWu but :3 so: +ÚwÚ 'Wedime te captum x3 quam >_< queas xDD minyimo.' +UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, :3 wad. uWu Go forward; :3 this >w< contents; +The west uWu wiww UwU comfowt, uWu fow >w< thy counsew's :3 sound. +TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, you ^.^ wook'd OwO so UwU wongwy uWu on OwO the uWu maid. +Perhaps you OwO mawk'd ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of all. +UwU WUCENTIO. :33 O, yes, I ^-^ saw ^w^ sweet x3 beauty in xDD hew ;;w;; face, +Such as OwO the daughter >_> of >w< Agenyow ^-^ had, +:33 That :3 made gweat OwO Juv ^-^ to humbwe him ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; hand, +When with his knyees ^.^ he kiss'd OwO the Cretan >w< stwand. +TWANyIO. :33 Saw you nyo >_> mowe? Mark'd you ^.^ nyot how xDD hew ^-^ sistew +^w^ Began ^-^ to :33 scowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO up such :3 a :3 stowm +:33 That x3 mowtaw ears UwU might hardly >_> enduwe OwO the din? +UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, I ^-^ saw xDD hew coral lips ^-^ to UwU muv, +And with xDD hew >_> bweath ^.^ she >_> did perfume OwO the air; +OwO Sacwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was >w< aww I ^-^ saw in :3 hew. +TWANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to :33 stiw him ^-^ fwom his twance. +I pray, >_< awake, sir. >w< If you love OwO the ;;w;; maid, +Bend >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and xDD wits ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve :3 hew. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >_> stands: +Her ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO so curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd +That, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the fathew x3 wid his ^.^ hands >_> of UwU hew, +UwU Mastew, >_> youw love >w< must live :3 a maid at >_< home; +And OwO thewefowe >_> has ^.^ he cwosewy OwO mew'd xDD hew uWu up, +xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ annyoy'd with suitors. +UwU WUCENTIO. xDD Ah, UwU Twanyio, what :3 a x3 cwuew >_< fathew's >w< he! +But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU advis'd ^.^ he took >w< some cawe +ÚwÚ To >_< get xDD hew ÚwÚ cunnying >_< schoowmastews ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu hew? +TWANyIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis plotted. +UwU WUCENTIO. I ^.^ have it, xDD Twanyio. +TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, +Both ^-^ ouw OwO inventions ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and jump in ^w^ onye. +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Teww me UwU thinye >_> fiwst. +TWANyIO. You uWu wiww >w< be schoolmaster, +And >_< undewtake OwO the ^w^ teaching >_> of OwO the xDD maid- +^.^ That's >_> youw xDD device. +UwU WUCENTIO. ^w^ It is. May ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; donye? +TWANyIO. :3 Nyot ^-^ possibwe; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww bear >_> youw part +And >w< be in xDD Padua here >w< Vincentio's :3 son; +Keep house ÚwÚ and xDD pwy his book, ^-^ wewcome his fwiends, +xDD Visit his countrymen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet >w< them? +UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Basta, ^.^ content ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 fuww. +We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< been uWu seen in ^-^ any OwO house, +Nyow can ^-^ we >w< be OwO distinguish'd uWu by ^-^ ouw faces +>_< Fow man ^w^ ow mastew. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it UwU fowwows ^.^ thus: +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 mastew, UwU Twanyio, in my UwU stead, +Keep house ÚwÚ and powt ÚwÚ and servants, as I >w< shouwd; +I uWu wiww >w< some uWu othew be- >w< some x3 Fwowentinye, +uWu Some Neapolitan, ^w^ ow meaner man >_> of Pisa. +^.^ 'Tis OwO hatch'd, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. UwU Twanyio, at UwU once +^w^ Uncase thee; UwU take my colour'd ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. +When Biondello uWu comes, ^.^ he >_< waits uWu on thee; +But I uWu wiww chawm him ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO tongue. +TWANyIO. ^w^ So xDD had you need. ^.^ [They exchange >w< habits] +UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ^.^ it >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ;;w;; is, +And I x3 am tied ^-^ to >w< be :33 obedient- +>_< Fow OwO so >_> youw fathew OwO chawg'd me at ^-^ ouw parting: +uWu 'Be serviceable ^-^ to my >w< son' OwO quoth >_< he, +UwU Awthough I ÚwÚ think 'twas in another UwU sense- +I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :33 Wucentio, +xDD Because OwO so ;;w;; weww I love Wucentio. +UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >w< be OwO so ^.^ because xDD Wucentio :33 wuvs; +And let me >w< be :3 a ^w^ swave x3 t' ;;w;; achieve UwU that maid +uWu Whose ^w^ sudden OwO sight ;;w;; hath thrall'd my >_< wounded >w< eye. + +x3 Entew BIONDELLO. + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> wogue. Sirrah, xDD whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? +BIONDELLO. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I ^w^ been! ;;w;; Nyay, how nyow! xDD whewe awe you? +UwU Mastew, >_> has my :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio stow'n >_> youw clothes? +Ow you stow'n his? ^w^ ow x3 both? >_> Pway, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? +UwU WUCENTIO. Sirrah, come uWu hithew; 'tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< jest, +And OwO thewefowe fwame >_> youw ^-^ mannyews ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. +Your :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to :33 save my xDD wife, +>w< Puts my apparel ÚwÚ and my count'nyance OwO on, +And I uWu fow my escape ^.^ have >w< put uWu on his; +>_< Fow in :3 a >_< quawwew >_< since I came ashowe +I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw I ÚwÚ was descwied. +Wait you uWu on ^w^ him, I chawge you, as >_< becomes, +OwO Whiwe I ^-^ make uWu way ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to :33 save my wife. +You undewstand x3 me? +BIONDELLO. OwO I, sir? :33 Nye'ew :3 a ÚwÚ whit. +UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot >_> of ^.^ Twanyio in >_> youw ^w^ mouth: +^.^ Twanyio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. +BIONDELLO. The better uWu fow him; would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so OwO too! +TWANyIO. ^w^ So :33 couwd OwO I, :33 faith, OwO boy, ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the next ^w^ wish aftew, +:33 That xDD Wucentio >_< indeed xDD had >_< Baptista's ^w^ youngest daughter. +But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but >_> youw OwO mastew's, I :33 advise +You ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ mannyews discweetwy in >w< aww >w< kind >_> of ^-^ companyies. +When I x3 am xDD awonye, >_> why, then I x3 am xDD Twanyio; +But in >w< aww OwO pwaces ewse >_> youw ^w^ mastew Wucentio. +UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, wet's ^.^ go. +>_< Onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe wests, UwU that thyself ÚwÚ execute- +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ onye UwU among ^.^ these wooers. >w< If :3 thou ÚwÚ ask me :3 why- +:33 Sufficeth, my reasons awe uWu both good ÚwÚ and >w< weighty. >_< Exeunt + +The Pwesentews :33 abuv speak + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My lord, you ÚwÚ nyod; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 mind OwO the play. +OwO SWY. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Annye ^-^ do :3 I. OwO A good matter, xDD suwewy; comes there +^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of it? +UwU PAGE. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but x3 begun. +OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a vewy excellent piece >_> of work, ^.^ madam wady +Wouwd 'twere :33 donye! ^.^ [They ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and mark] + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +uWu Padua. Before HOWTENSIO'S house + +x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and his man ÚwÚ GWUMIO + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Vewonya, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I UwU take my leave, +ÚwÚ To UwU see my fwiends in ^-^ Padua; uWu but >_> of >w< aww +UwU My :33 best bewuvd ÚwÚ and appwuvd OwO fwiend, +Hortensio; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ twow :3 this :3 is his >_< house. +Here, sirrah Gwumio, knock, I >w< say. +UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock, :3 siw! x3 Whom shouwd I knyock? +^-^ Is there ^-^ any man >_> has rebus'd >_> youw >w< wowship? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me here soundly. +UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I +shouwd xDD knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me at :3 this gate, +And rap me well, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. +UwU GWUMIO. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ quawwewsome. I shouwd xDD knyock you :33 fiwst, +And then I xDD knyow aftew ^-^ who comes uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? +OwO Faith, ÚwÚ siwwah, OwO an ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot xDD knyock I'll ring xDD it; +I'll twy how you can ^w^ sow-fa, ÚwÚ and sing it. +:3 [He wrings him uWu by OwO the >_> eaws] +UwU GWUMIO. :3 Hewp, masters, :33 hewp! UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is ^w^ mad. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow xDD knyock when I ;;w;; bid you, sirrah viwwain! + +x3 Entew ^.^ HOWTENSIO + +HOWTENSIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? UwU My ^.^ owd fwiend ^-^ Gwumio ÚwÚ and my +good fwiend ^-^ Petwuchio! OwO How ^-^ do you >w< aww at Vewonya? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, come you ^-^ to part OwO the fway? +'Con OwO tutto UwU iw :3 cuowe xDD ben x3 twovato' ^-^ may I >w< say. +HOWTENSIO. Awwa uWu nyostwa x3 casa xDD ben >_> venyuto, +>w< Mowto x3 honyowato signyow xDD mio OwO Petwuchio. +^-^ Wise, Gwumio, x3 wise; ^-^ we uWu wiww compound :3 this UwU quawwew. +UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what ^.^ he ;;w;; 'weges in ^.^ Watin. >w< If :3 this +>w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a lawful cause uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave his :33 sewvice- ÚwÚ wook you, uWu siw: +^.^ he ;;w;; bid me xDD knyock him ÚwÚ and rap him soundwy, sir. Weww, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 fit +uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; use his ^w^ mastew >w< so; being, perhaps, uWu fow >w< aught I +>_> see, two ÚwÚ and ^w^ thiwty, :3 a pip ^w^ out? +x3 Whom would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ;;w;; weww ^w^ knyock'd at :33 fiwst, +;;w;; Then xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ Gwumio come uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! Good Howtensio, +I bade OwO the >w< wascaw xDD knyock x3 upon >_> youw gate, +And :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< get him uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it. +UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock at OwO the gate? :3 O >_< heavens! ;;w;; Spake you ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wowds +x3 pwain: >_> 'Siwwah xDD knyock me ;;w;; hewe, rap me ;;w;; hewe, xDD knyock me well, ÚwÚ and +xDD knyock me >_< soundwy'? And come you :3 nyow with :33 'knyocking at OwO the xDD gate'? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Sirrah, >w< be gone, ^w^ ow talk ;;w;; nyot, I :33 advise you. +HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, patience; I x3 am uWu Gwumio's pwedge; +ÚwÚ Why, :33 this's :3 a :33 heavy uWu chance :33 'twixt him ÚwÚ and you, +Your ^w^ ancient, ^w^ twusty, >_> pweasant ^-^ sewvant :3 Gwumio. +And tell me nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO fwiend, what x3 happy gale +Blows you ^-^ to xDD Padua here ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Vewonya? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Such ^.^ wind as ^.^ scattews x3 young x3 men OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd +ÚwÚ To >w< seek theiw :3 fowtunyes farther than at home, +:3 Whewe small experience gwows. But in :3 a few, +UwU Signyiow Howtensio, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ stands with :3 me: +Antonyio, my fathew, :3 is deceas'd, +And I ^.^ have OwO thwust ^-^ mysewf OwO into :3 this maze, +:3 Hapwy ^-^ to OwO wive ÚwÚ and thrive as :33 best I :3 may; +x3 Cwowns in my >_> puwse I x3 have, ÚwÚ and goods at home, +And OwO so x3 am come ÚwÚ abwoad ^-^ to UwU see OwO the world. +HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, uWu shaww I then come ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +And ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_< shwewd uWu iww-favouw'd x3 wife? +xDD Thou'dst :3 thank me uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu fow my counsew, +And ÚwÚ yet I'll pwomise ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be rich, +And vewy rich; uWu but th'art xDD too >w< much my OwO fwiend, +And I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, :33 'twixt such fwiends as ^-^ we +:3 Few uWu wowds suffice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD knyow +>_< Onye rich enough ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, +UwU As wealth :3 is >_> buwden >_> of my :3 wooing ^w^ dance, +Be ^.^ she as ;;w;; fouw as ÚwÚ was x3 Fwowentius' love, +UwU As ^.^ owd as Sibyl, ÚwÚ and as curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd +UwU As Socrates' >_> Xanthippe ^w^ ow :3 a wowse- +She muvs me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^w^ wemuvs, at >_> weast, +^-^ Affection's >_> edge in uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she as xDD wough +UwU As awe OwO the ;;w;; swewwing UwU Adwiatic ÚwÚ seas. +I come ^-^ to OwO wive ^.^ it weawthiwy in ^-^ Padua; +>w< If wealthily, then UwU happiwy in uWu Padua. +UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he uWu tewws you flatly what his :33 mind is. +ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give him gold enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy him ^-^ to :3 a xDD puppet ^w^ ow OwO an +agwet-baby, ^w^ ow OwO an ^.^ owd UwU twot with :33 nye'ew :3 a tooth in xDD hew uWu head, >w< though +^.^ she >_> has as many ÚwÚ diseases as two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >_< howses. ÚwÚ Why, nyothing +comes amiss, OwO so money comes :3 withaw. +HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >_< since ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ stepp'd ;;w;; thus :3 faw ÚwÚ in, +I uWu wiww continue UwU that I x3 bwoach'd in ÚwÚ jest. +I ^-^ can, Petruchio, ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife +x3 With wealth enyough, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ and beauteous; +Brought OwO up as :33 best >_< becomes :3 a x3 gentwewoman; +Her only UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is faults enyough, +^w^ Is- UwU that ^.^ she :3 is intolerable uWu cuwst, +And >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and froward OwO so uWu beyond >w< aww measuwe +That, ;;w;; wewe my OwO state :3 faw ^-^ wowsew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +I would ^.^ nyot wed xDD hew uWu fow :3 a >_< minye >_> of >w< gowd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, :3 peace! :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot uWu gowd's >w< effect. +>_> Teww me xDD hew >_< fathew's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and 'tis enyough; +>_< Fow I uWu wiww board xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ^w^ chide as loud +UwU As thundew when OwO the clouds in autumn cwack. +HOWTENSIO. Her fathew :3 is >_< Baptista Minyowa, +An affabwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^w^ gentweman; +Her name :3 is Katherina Minyowa, +Renown'd in xDD Padua uWu fow xDD hew scolding OwO tongue. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew fathew, >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU hew; +And ^.^ he knew my ^.^ deceased fathew :33 weww. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, Howtensio, ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see UwU hew; +And OwO thewefowe let me >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd with you +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you xDD uvw at :3 this ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew, +>_< Unwess you uWu wiww :33 accompany me thithew. +UwU GWUMIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, let him >w< go >_< whiwe OwO the humouw wasts. >w< O' my +;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she knew him as ;;w;; weww as I uWu do, ^.^ she would ÚwÚ think scolding +would ^-^ do wittwe good x3 upon >_> him. She ^-^ may UwU pewhaps caww him half :3 a +scowe knyaves ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begin once, :3 he'ww +;;w;; waiw in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, uWu siw: OwO an ^.^ she ^.^ stand +him uWu but :3 a little, ^.^ he uWu wiww thwow :3 a figuwe in xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and OwO so +disfiguwe xDD hew with ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe eyes ^-^ to UwU see +withaw than :3 a cat. You xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, sir. +HOWTENSIO. ^.^ Tawwy, Petruchio, I >w< must >w< go with ^.^ thee, +>_< Fow in >_< Baptista's ^-^ keep my >_> tweasuwe is. +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> jewew >_> of my life in >_< howd, +His ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD beautifuw UwU Bianca; +And xDD hew withholds ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 mowe, +>_> Suitows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 wivaws in my :33 wuv; +^-^ Supposing ^.^ it :3 a xDD thing impossibwe- +>_< Fow x3 those defects I ^.^ have before ^w^ weheaws'd- +:33 That >w< evew Katherina uWu wiww >w< be x3 woo'd. +OwO Thewefowe :3 this owdew ;;w;; hath >_< Baptista ta'en, +:33 That UwU nyonye uWu shaww ^.^ have access x3 unto ;;w;; Bianca +;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the curst ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a >_> husband. +UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the xDD cuwst! +OwO A title uWu fow :3 a maid >_> of >w< aww titwes OwO the uWu wowst. +HOWTENSIO. Nyow uWu shaww my fwiend :3 Petwuchio ^-^ do me >w< gwace, +And :3 offew me ÚwÚ disguis'd in :33 sobew wobes +ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Baptista as :3 a schoowmastew +^.^ Weww uWu seen in OwO music, ^-^ to uWu instwuct UwU Bianca; +:33 That OwO so I ^-^ may uWu by :3 this :33 device at :33 weast +>_< Have xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to UwU hew, +And ;;w;; unsuspected couwt xDD hew uWu by :33 hewsewf. + +x3 Entew uWu GWEMIO with WUCENTIO uWu disguised as ÚwÚ CAMBIO + +UwU GWUMIO. Here's nyo ÚwÚ knyavewy! ^w^ See, ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd >_> fowks, how OwO the +x3 young xDD fowks uWu way theiw :3 heads uWu togethew! UwU Mastew, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook about +you. OwO Who :33 goes there, ha? +HOWTENSIO. Peace, OwO Gwumio! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the rival >_> of my wuv. Petruchio, +^.^ stand uWu by >_> awhiwe. +UwU GWUMIO. OwO A pwopew stwipwing, ÚwÚ and OwO an UwU amowous! +^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] +;;w;; GWEMIO. :33 O, vewy ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have pewus'd OwO the >_< nyote. +UwU Hawk you, siw; I'll ^.^ have them vewy ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ bound- +^-^ Aww :33 books >_> of love, UwU see UwU that at ^-^ any >w< hand; +And UwU see you ;;w;; wead nyo uWu othew >_> wectuwes ^-^ to :3 hew. +You undewstand :3 me- xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >_> beside +UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista's wibewawity, +I'll OwO mend ^.^ it with :3 a >_> wawgess. ;;w;; Take >_> youw paper UwU too, +And let me ^.^ have them vewy ;;w;; weww OwO pewfum'd; +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ sweetew than perfume itsewf +ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they >w< go x3 to. What uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead ^-^ to uWu hew? +UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; wead ^-^ to UwU hew, I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you +UwU As uWu fow my >_> patwon, ^.^ stand you OwO so assur'd, +UwU As firmly as yourself ;;w;; wewe still in >w< pwace; +xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ successfuw uWu wowds +>w< Than you, unwess you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_< schowaw, sir. +;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O :3 this weawnying, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! +UwU GWUMIO. :3 O :3 this ^-^ woodcock, what OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Peace, sirrah! +HOWTENSIO. Gwumio, mum! >_> [Coming forward] +:3 God :33 save you, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! +;;w;; GWEMIO. And you awe ;;w;; weww met, UwU Signyiow Howtensio. +;;w;; Twow you :33 whithew I x3 am going? ÚwÚ To >_< Baptista ^w^ Minyowa. +I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to enquire cawefuwwy +About :3 a schoowmastew uWu fow OwO the fair UwU Bianca; +And uWu by good >_> fowtunye I ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted ;;w;; weww +uWu On :3 this x3 young >w< man; uWu fow >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and >_> behaviouw +OwO Fit uWu fow xDD hew turn, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wead in poetry +And uWu othew ^.^ books- good onyes, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ ye. +HOWTENSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have met :3 a ^-^ gentweman +;;w;; Hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to another, +OwO A fine uWu musician ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^-^ ouw UwU mistwess; +^w^ So uWu shaww I nyo whit >w< be >_> behind in >_> duty +ÚwÚ To fair Bianca, OwO so bewuvd >_> of >_> me. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Bewuvd >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ and UwU that my deeds uWu shaww >_< pwuv. +UwU GWUMIO. And UwU that his :33 bags uWu shaww >_< pwuv. +HOWTENSIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis :3 nyow nyo UwU time ^-^ to :33 vent ^-^ ouw wuv. +:33 Wisten ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you speak me fair +I'll tell you UwU nyews indifferent good uWu fow >_> eithew. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman xDD whom uWu by uWu chance I met, +:3 Upon agreement ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to his uWu wiking, +uWu Wiww >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^w^ woo curst ÚwÚ Kathewinye; +xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew dowwy pwease. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ^w^ So said, OwO so >_< donye, :3 is :33 weww. +Howtensio, ^.^ have you told him >w< aww xDD hew >w< fauwts? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ iwksome ^w^ bwawwing ÚwÚ scowd; +>w< If UwU that >w< be aww, masters, I hear nyo hawm. +;;w;; GWEMIO. No, xDD say'st me so, fwiend? What countryman? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Bown in Vewonya, ^.^ owd ^.^ Antonyio's :33 son. +UwU My fathew OwO dead, my >_> fowtunye ;;w;; wives uWu fow me; +And I ^-^ do >w< hope good >_< days ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to :3 see. +;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O >_> Siw, such :3 a life with such :3 a UwU wife ;;w;; wewe stwange! +But ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; +You uWu shaww ^.^ have me assisting you in all. +But uWu wiww you ^w^ woo :3 this ;;w;; wiwd-cat? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww I live? +UwU GWUMIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ woo uWu hew? >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll >_> hang :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Why came I UwU hithew uWu but ^-^ to UwU that x3 intent? +:33 Think you :3 a wittwe >w< din can daunt >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot in my UwU time heard ^.^ wions >_> woaw? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard OwO the >_< sea, ^w^ puff'd OwO up with ^.^ winds, +uWu Wage >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^-^ boaw ^-^ chafed with xDD sweat? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard gweat ordnance in OwO the field, +And >_< heaven's ^-^ awtiwwewy thundew in OwO the :33 skies? +>_< Have I ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^w^ pitched ^-^ battwe heard +Loud ^w^ 'wawums, nyeighing >_< steeds, ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets' cwang? +And ^-^ do you tell me >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tongue, +:33 That gives ^.^ nyot half OwO so gweat :3 a blow ^-^ to hear +UwU As uWu wiww :3 a ^w^ chestnyut in :3 a uWu fawinyew's xDD fiwe? +Tush! uWu tush! ;;w;; feaw :3 boys with bugs. +UwU GWUMIO. >_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ feaws none. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Howtensio, :3 hawk: +:3 This ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU happiwy awwiv'd, +UwU My :33 mind ^.^ pwesumes, uWu fow his >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. +HOWTENSIO. I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ we would >w< be xDD contwibutows +And bear his chawge >_> of wooing, whatsoe'er. +;;w;; GWEMIO. And OwO so ^-^ we wiww- provided UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ win :3 hew. +UwU GWUMIO. I would I ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 a good uWu dinnyew. + +x3 Entew TRANIO, bravely >w< appawewwed as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO + +TWANyIO. Gentwemen, :3 God :33 save xDD you! >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bold, +>_> Teww uWu me, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest uWu way +ÚwÚ To OwO the house >_> of UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista Minola? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has OwO the two fair daughters; :3 is't ^.^ he you ÚwÚ mean? +TWANyIO. >_< Even >_< he, Biondello. +;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Hawk you, ;;w;; siw, you UwU mean ^.^ nyot xDD hew UwU to- +TWANyIO. Perhaps him ÚwÚ and UwU hew, siw; what ^.^ have you ^-^ to x3 do? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot xDD hew UwU that chides, ;;w;; siw, at ^-^ any ;;w;; hand, I ^-^ pway. +TWANyIO. I love nyo chidews, sir. >_> Biondewwo, wet's >_> away. +UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Weww ;;w;; begun, xDD Twanyio. +HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd ewe you ^.^ go. +uWu Awe you :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO the maid you talk :33 of, OwO yea ^w^ ow nyo? +TWANyIO. And ^-^ if I ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ any ÚwÚ offence? +;;w;; GWEMIO. Nyo; ^-^ if ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu wowds you uWu wiww >_< get you ^-^ hence. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I pray, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< stweets as free +>_< Fow me as uWu fow you? +;;w;; GWEMIO. But OwO so :3 is ^.^ nyot she. + +TWANyIO. >_< Fow what reason, I uWu beseech you? +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Fow :3 this reason, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< knyow, +:33 That she's OwO the UwU choice love >_> of UwU Signyiow Gremio. +HOWTENSIO. :33 That she's OwO the :3 chosen >_> of UwU Signyiow Howtensio. +TWANyIO. ^w^ Softwy, my :3 mastews! >w< If you >w< be gentlemen, +Do me :3 this right- hear me with uWu patience. +>_< Baptista :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom my fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 unknyown, +And, ;;w;; wewe his daughter ^-^ faiwew than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +She ^-^ may ^-^ mowe suitows x3 have, ÚwÚ and me uWu fow ^w^ onye. +^-^ Faiw :33 Weda's daughter xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 wooews; +;;w;; Then ;;w;; weww ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe ^-^ may fair ;;w;; Bianca ^.^ have; +And OwO so ^.^ she shall: xDD Wucentio uWu shaww ^-^ make one, +^-^ Though Paris came in >w< hope ^-^ to ÚwÚ speed awonye. +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> What, :3 this ^-^ gentweman uWu wiww out-talk OwO us all! +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Siw, ^w^ give him ÚwÚ head; I xDD knyow :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ jade. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, ^-^ to what ^-^ end awe >w< aww ^.^ these wowds? +HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, let me >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ ask you, +OwO Did you ÚwÚ yet >w< evew UwU see >_< Baptista's ^.^ daughtew? +TWANyIO. No, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear I ^-^ do UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; two: +The ^-^ onye as :3 famous uWu fow :3 a scolding :33 tongue +UwU As :3 is OwO the uWu othew uWu fow uWu beauteous ;;w;; modesty. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, OwO the first's uWu fow me; let xDD hew >w< go by. +;;w;; GWEMIO. xDD Yea, xDD weave UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to gweat Hercules, +And let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ mowe than >_> Awcides' twewve. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, undewstand you :3 this >_> of uWu me, in ^w^ sooth: +The ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD whom you xDD heawken for, +Her fathew >_< keeps ^-^ fwom >w< aww access >_> of >_< suitows, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pwomise xDD hew ^-^ to ^-^ any man +^.^ Untiw OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew ^.^ fiwst >w< be >_< wed. +The ^.^ youngew then :3 is ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> befowe. +TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe OwO the man +Must stead OwO us aww, ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west; +And ^-^ if you >_< bweak OwO the x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 this feat, +>_< Achieve OwO the ^-^ ewdew, xDD set OwO the ^.^ youngew free +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ access- uWu whose :3 hap uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so gwacewess >w< be ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; ingwate. +HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, you uWu say well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you ^-^ do x3 conceive; +And >_< since you ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be :3 a suitow, +You xDD must, as ^-^ we uWu do, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ we >w< aww west generally beholding. +TWANyIO. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ swack; in >w< sign whereof, +UwU Pwease ye ^-^ we ^-^ may contrive :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, +And ;;w;; quaff carouses ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 mistwess' ^w^ heawth; +And ^-^ do as advewsawies ^-^ do in waw- +^-^ Stwive ^-^ mightiwy, uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink as >_< fwiends. +GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. :3 O excellent motion! >w< Fewwows, wet's >w< be gone. +HOWTENSIO. The ^.^ motion's good :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +Petruchio, I uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw xDD ben ^.^ venyuto. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house + +x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA + +BIANCA. Good ;;w;; sistew, :33 wwong me ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 wwong OwO youwsewf, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< bondmaid ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of :3 me- +:33 That I disdain; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these uWu othew ;;w;; gawds, +ÚwÚ Unbind my x3 hands, I'll >_< puww them x3 off ÚwÚ mysewf, +xDD Yea, >w< aww my raiment, ^-^ to my UwU petticoat; +Ow what you uWu wiww xDD command me uWu wiww I uWu do, +^w^ So ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow my >_> duty ^-^ to my ^w^ ewdews. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy suitows here I chawge ÚwÚ thee tell +x3 Whom :3 thou lov'st >_> best. ^w^ See :3 thou dissembwe not. +BIANCA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; sistew, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men x3 awive +I never ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd UwU that speciaw ;;w;; face +^w^ Which I :33 couwd fancy ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any other. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Minion, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot Hortensio? +BIANCA. >w< If you :3 affect ^w^ him, ;;w;; sistew, here I uWu sweaw +I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you ^-^ mysewf uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> him. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 O then, ;;w;; bewike, you fancy riches mowe: +You uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> Gwemio ^-^ to ^-^ keep you x3 faiw. +BIANCA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow him you ^-^ do >_< envy me so? +;;w;; Nyay, then you x3 jest; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I ;;w;; weww pewceive +You ^.^ have uWu but :33 jested with me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. +I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ sistew x3 Kate, x3 untie my hands. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew] >w< If UwU that >w< be >w< jest, then OwO an OwO the west ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ so. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA + +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^.^ dame! >_> Whence grows :3 this insolence? +Bianca, ^.^ stand aside- UwU poow >w< giww! ^.^ she OwO weeps. +:3 [He :33 unbinds :3 hew] +uWu Go xDD pwy >w< thy >_< nyeedwe; meddle ^.^ nyot with :3 hew. +>_< Fow shame, :3 thou hiwding >_> of :3 a uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 wwong xDD hew UwU that >_> did :33 nye'ew :33 wwong OwO thee? +When >_> did ^.^ she cross ÚwÚ thee with :3 a :33 bittew UwU wowd? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Her siwence >_> fwouts uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. +;;w;; [Fwies aftew ^w^ BIANCA] +>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, in my >w< sight? Bianca, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. +Exit ^-^ BIANCA +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot suffer x3 me? ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow I UwU see +She :3 is >_> youw tweasuwe, ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ husband; +I >w< must ^-^ dance bare-foot uWu on xDD hew UwU wedding-day, +And uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; wead apes in ÚwÚ heww. +x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, +;;w;; Tiww I can find >w< occasion >_> of wevenge. Exit KATHERINA +>_> BAPTISTA. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; thus :3 gwiev'd as x3 I? +But ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew OwO GWEMIO, with WUCENTIO in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a UwU mean >w< man; +PETWUCHIO, with ^.^ HOWTENSIO as :3 a musician; ÚwÚ and TRANIO, +as ^w^ WUCENTIO, with his OwO boy, BIONDELLO, beawing :3 a lute ÚwÚ and :33 books + +;;w;; GWEMIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw :33 Baptista. +>_> BAPTISTA. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw Gremio. +:3 God :33 save you, ^.^ gentwemen! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. And you, good :3 siw! >_> Pway, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot :3 a daughter +UwU Caww'd ^w^ Kathewinya, fair ÚwÚ and :33 viwtuous? +>_> BAPTISTA. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> daughtew, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd Katherina. +;;w;; GWEMIO. You awe xDD too >_> bwunt; >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it owdewwy. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. You :33 wwong uWu me, UwU Signyiow Gremio; ^w^ give me weave. +I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, ;;w;; siw, +That, hearing >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wit, +Her affabiwity ÚwÚ and bashful modesty, +Her :3 wondwous ^-^ quawities ÚwÚ and mild :33 behaviouw, +OwO Am bowd ^-^ to show ^-^ mysewf :3 a :3 fowwawd uWu guest +xDD Within >_> youw OwO house, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye eye OwO the witness +x3 Of UwU that wepowt ;;w;; which I OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU heawd. +And, uWu fow OwO an entwance ^-^ to my >_> entewtainment, +I ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent you with :3 a man >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +UwU [Pwesenting HOWTENSIO] +^-^ Cunnying in music ÚwÚ and OwO the mathematics, +ÚwÚ To uWu instwuct xDD hew x3 fuwwy in x3 those uWu sciences, +^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ignyowant. +OwO Accept >_> of ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ do me wwong- +His name :3 is Licio, :3 bown in :33 Mantua. +>_> BAPTISTA. Y'awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >_> youw good OwO sake; +But uWu fow my daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, :3 this I >w< knyow, +She :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw turn, OwO the ^-^ mowe my ^w^ gwief. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to part with UwU hew; +Ow ewse you >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of my :33 company. +>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Mistake me not; I speak uWu but as I >_< find. +>_> Whence awe you, sir? What ^-^ may I caww >_> youw name? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Petwuchio :3 is my uWu nyame, ^.^ Antonyio's UwU son, +OwO A man ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ;;w;; thwoughout >w< aww :3 Itawy. +>_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; you awe ^-^ wewcome uWu fow his sake. +;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Saving >_> youw :3 tawe, Petruchio, I pray, +>_> Wet OwO us UwU that awe UwU poow ^-^ petitionyews speak ^w^ too. +uWu Bacawe! you awe ^-^ mawvewwous :3 fowwawd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! I would fain >w< be doing. +;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; uWu but you uWu wiww ^w^ cuwse >_> youw wooing. +Neighbour, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_> gift vewy >_> gwatefuw, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of it. ÚwÚ To +express OwO the >_< wike >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe kindwy +OwO behowding ^-^ to you than >_< any, ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give x3 unto you :3 this x3 young +:3 schowaw UwU [Pwesenting LUCENTIO] UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wong ^-^ studying at +xDD Wheims; as ÚwÚ cunnying in Greek, UwU Watin, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 wanguages, as OwO the +uWu othew in music ÚwÚ and ^-^ mathematics. His name :3 is :3 Cambio. ;;w;; Pway accept +his uWu sewvice. +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, UwU Signyiow Gremio. Wewcome, good :3 Cambio. +uWu [To TWANyIO] But, gentwe ;;w;; siw, >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike :3 a >w< stwangew. +May I >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw :33 coming? +TWANyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, OwO the :3 bowdnyess :3 is >_< minye >_> own +That, being :3 a ^w^ stwangew in :3 this :33 city ;;w;; hewe, +Do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, +^.^ Unto Bianca, fair ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. +Nyow :3 is >_> youw ^w^ fiwm :3 wesowve uWu unknyown ^-^ to me +UwU In OwO the ^.^ pwefewment >_> of OwO the ewdest sistew. +:3 This ;;w;; wibewty :3 is >w< aww UwU that I request- +That, x3 upon knowledge >_> of my x3 pawentage, +I ^-^ may ^.^ have ^-^ wewcome 'mongst OwO the west UwU that woo, +And free access ÚwÚ and :3 favouw as OwO the ^-^ west. +And towawd OwO the uWu education >_> of >_> youw daughters +I here bestow :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe instrument, +And :3 this small >_< packet >_> of UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and Watin ^-^ books. +>w< If you accept ;;w;; them, then theiw wowth :3 is ÚwÚ gweat. +>_> BAPTISTA. xDD Wucentio :3 is >_> youw name? x3 Of whence, I pray? +TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< Pisa, siw; :3 son ^-^ to ^-^ Vincentio. +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO A :3 mighty man >_> of Pisa. By wepowt +I xDD knyow him :33 weww. You awe vewy welcome, sir. +;;w;; Take you OwO the lute, ÚwÚ and you OwO the xDD set >_> of ^-^ books; +You uWu shaww >w< go UwU see >_> youw pupils >_> pwesentwy. +Howwa, uWu within! + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +Sirrah, ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gentlemen +ÚwÚ To my daughters; ÚwÚ and tell them uWu both +^.^ These awe theiw tutows. UwU Bid them ;;w;; use them :33 weww. + +Exit ^.^ SEWVANT leading ^.^ HOWTENSIO cawwying OwO the lute +ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO with OwO the :33 books + +We uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ wawk :3 a wittwe in OwO the owchawd, +And then ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. You awe >_< passing welcome, +And OwO so I pray you >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ youwsewves. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, my ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh haste, +And every :3 day I cannyot come ^-^ to UwU woo. +You knew my fathew well, ÚwÚ and in him uWu me, +x3 Weft :33 sowewy ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and >_< goods, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^.^ bettewed wathew than >_< decweas'd. +;;w;; Then tell uWu me, ^-^ if I >_< get >_> youw :33 daughtew's love, +What dowwy uWu shaww I ^.^ have with xDD hew ^-^ to x3 wife? +>_> BAPTISTA. :33 Aftew my >_< death, OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my x3 wands +And, in OwO possession, twenty ^w^ thousand crowns. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. And uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ dowwy, I'll assuwe xDD hew >_> of +Her >w< widowhood, >w< be ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu suwvive uWu me, +UwU In >w< aww my x3 wands ÚwÚ and :33 weases >_> whatsoevew. +>_> Wet ^w^ speciawities >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 dwawn :3 between >w< us, +:33 That uWu cuvnyants ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ kept uWu on ;;w;; eithew hand. +>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, when OwO the speciaw xDD thing :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ obtain'd, +:33 That ;;w;; is, xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow UwU that :3 is >w< aww in all. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is OwO nyothing; uWu fow I tell you, fathew, +I x3 am as pewemptowy as ^.^ she >_< pwoud-minded; +And xDD whewe two >_< waging fiwes ^.^ meet togethew, +^.^ They ^-^ do consume OwO the xDD thing UwU that feeds theiw fury. +^-^ Though wittwe x3 fiwe grows gweat with wittwe wind, +>_> Yet extreme ^-^ gusts uWu wiww blow >_< out x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and all. +^w^ So I ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she >w< yiewds ^-^ to me; +>_< Fow I x3 am :3 wough, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe. +>_> BAPTISTA. ^.^ Weww uWu mayst :3 thou woo, ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ speed +But >w< be :3 thou UwU awm'd uWu fow >w< some OwO unhappy wowds. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the proof, as uWu mountains awe uWu fow ^.^ winds, +:33 That >_< shake ^.^ nyot >w< though uWu they blow :3 pewpetuawwy. + +;;w;; We-entew HOWTENSIO, with his head x3 bwoke + +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How nyow, my x3 fwiend! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so UwU pawe? +HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow feaw, I pwomise you, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. +>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, uWu wiww my daughter ^w^ pwuv :3 a good uWu musician? +HOWTENSIO. I ÚwÚ think she'll sooner ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; sowdiew: +Iwon ^-^ may howd with UwU hew, uWu but never wutes. +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_< bweak xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wute? +HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke OwO the lute ^-^ to >_> me. +I >_> did uWu but tell xDD hew ^.^ she mistook xDD hew fwets, +And bow'd xDD hew hand ^-^ to teach xDD hew fingering, +^w^ When, with :3 a UwU most impatient uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, +UwU 'Fwets, caww you :3 these?' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'I'll fume with ;;w;; them.' +And with UwU that >_> wowd ^.^ she struck me uWu on OwO the uWu head, +And OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ instwument my OwO pate :3 made OwO way; +And there I ÚwÚ stood amazed uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, +UwU As uWu on :3 a piwwowy, looking OwO thwough OwO the lute, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ she >_> did caww me >w< wascaw :3 fiddwew +And uWu twangwing >w< Jack, with twenty such :3 viwe terms, +UwU As ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ studied ^-^ to misuse me ÚwÚ so. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< wusty ;;w;; wench; +I love xDD hew >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. +:33 O, how I wong ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some :33 chat with her! +>_> BAPTISTA. Weww, >w< go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ discomfited; +x3 Pwoceed in practice with my ^.^ youngew ^-^ daughtew; +x3 She's :3 apt ^-^ to learn, ÚwÚ and thankfuw uWu fow good uWu tuwns. +UwU Signyiow Petruchio, uWu wiww you >w< go with >w< us, +Ow uWu shaww I ^-^ send my daughter OwO Kate ^-^ to you? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I pray you do. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :3 PETWUCHIO +I'll ^.^ attend xDD hew ;;w;; hewe, +And ^w^ woo xDD hew with >w< some spirit when ^.^ she comes. +Say UwU that ^.^ she UwU waiw; >_> why, then I'll tell xDD hew ;;w;; pwain +She ;;w;; sings as OwO sweetwy as :3 a nightingale. +Say UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ fwown; I'll uWu say ^.^ she looks as ;;w;; cweaw +UwU As xDD mownying >w< woses newly :33 wash'd with dew. +Say ^.^ she >w< be xDD mute, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a ^w^ wowd; +;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ commend xDD hew >w< vowubiwity, +And uWu say ^.^ she utteweth ^.^ piewcing eloquence. +>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; bid me xDD pack, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew UwU thanks, +UwU As >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me stay uWu by xDD hew :3 a ;;w;; week; +>w< If ^.^ she deny ^-^ to ^-^ wed, I'll crave OwO the :3 day +When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask OwO the ÚwÚ banns, ÚwÚ and when >w< be :3 mawwied. +But here ^.^ she >w< comes; x3 :Wnd.nyow, Petruchio, speak. + +x3 Entew KATHERINA + +Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> Kate- uWu fow that's >_> youw uWu nyame, I heaw. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you heard, uWu but xDD something ^-^ hawd >_> of >w< heawing: +^.^ They caww me ;;w;; Kathewinye UwU that ^-^ do talk >_> of >_> me. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. You >_< wie, in :33 faith, uWu fow you awe xDD caww'd ;;w;; pwain x3 Kate, +And OwO bonny x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO Kate OwO the xDD cuwst; +But, x3 Kate, OwO the pwettiest OwO Kate in OwO Chwistendom, +OwO Kate >_> of OwO Kate >_> Haww, my uWu supew-dainty x3 Kate, +>_< Fow UwU dainties awe >w< aww >_> Kates, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, x3 Kate, +;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of uWu me, OwO Kate >_> of my consowation- +^w^ Heawing >w< thy :33 miwdnyess ^.^ pwais'd in every ;;w;; town, +x3 Thy viwtues xDD spoke :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 beauty :33 sounded, +>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< deepwy as ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee belongs, +Myself x3 am ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wife. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Mov'd! in good UwU time! >_> Wet him UwU that ;;w;; mov'd you UwU hithew +^.^ Wemuv you ^-^ hence. I knew you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst +You ;;w;; wewe :3 a muvabwe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's :3 a >w< muvabwe? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A join'd-stoow. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Thou x3 hast :3 hit it. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit uWu on >_> me. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Asses awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Women awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo such jade as you, ^-^ if me you mean. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Awas, good x3 Kate, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> buwden thee! +>_< Fow, ÚwÚ knyowing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and uWu wight- +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Too ^.^ wight uWu fow such :3 a OwO swain as you ^-^ to catch; +And ÚwÚ yet as :33 heavy as my OwO weight shouwd UwU be. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Shouwd xDD be! should- ;;w;; buzz! +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ta'en, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a buzzawd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, swow-wing'd >w< tuwtwe, uWu shaww :3 a uWu buzzawd UwU take OwO thee? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, uWu fow :3 a >w< tuwtwe, as ^.^ he ^-^ takes :3 a buzzawd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you :3 wasp; >w< i' :33 faith, you awe xDD too xDD angwy. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< If I >w< be waspish, :33 best UwU bewawe my sting. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU My ^.^ wemedy :3 is then ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_< out. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the OwO foow :33 couwd find ^.^ it xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 a ;;w;; wasp OwO does wear his xDD sting? +UwU In his tail. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU In his OwO tongue. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Whose tongue? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Youws, ^-^ if you talk >_> of ^.^ tawes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, with my :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ taiw? ;;w;; Nyay, come uWu again, +Good OwO Kate; I x3 am :3 a gentleman. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 That I'll try. [She strikes xDD him] +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu sweaw I'll ^w^ cuff you, ^-^ if you strike again. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ So ^-^ may you wose >_> youw arms. +>w< If you strike uWu me, you awe nyo ^w^ gentweman; +And ^-^ if nyo ;;w;; gentweman, x3 why then nyo arms. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A x3 hewawd, Kate? :33 O, >w< put me in >w< thy x3 books! +^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw crest- :3 a UwU coxcomb? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A combless :3 cock, OwO so OwO Kate uWu wiww >w< be my :33 hen. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ^.^ cock >_> of ^-^ minye: you crow xDD too >_< wike :3 a cwaven. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, x3 Kate, x3 come; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so sour. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 fashion, when I UwU see :3 a OwO cwab. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's nyo x3 cwab; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sour. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Thewe ;;w;; is, there is. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Then show ^.^ it >_> me. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Had I :3 a :3 gwass I ^w^ wouwd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, you UwU mean my face? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^-^ aim'd >_> of such :3 a x3 young ^w^ onye. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Geowge, I x3 am xDD too x3 young uWu fow you. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Yet you awe withew'd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis with :3 cawes. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I cawe not. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear you, >_> Kate- in UwU sooth, you ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I ;;w;; chafe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ tawwy; let me ^.^ go. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< whit; I find you >_< passing gentle. +ÚwÚ 'Twas told me you ;;w;; wewe :3 wough, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, ÚwÚ and >_< suwwen, +And :3 nyow I find wepowt :3 a vewy liar; +>_< Fow :3 thou art ÚwÚ pweasant, xDD gamesome, >_< passing :33 couwteous, +But uWu swow in speech, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ sweet as x3 spwingtime xDD fwowews. +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwown, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; askance, +Nyow bite OwO the lip, as :3 angwy wenches wiww, +Nyow x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to >w< be cross in x3 tawk; +But :3 thou with :33 miwdnyess entewtain'st >w< thy :33 wooews; +x3 With gentwe conference, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and affabwe. +UwU Why OwO does OwO the x3 wowwd wepowt UwU that OwO Kate doth limp? +:3 O sland'rous world! OwO Kate >_< wike OwO the ^-^ hazew-twig +^-^ Is straight ÚwÚ and slender, ÚwÚ and as xDD bwown in hue +UwU As :3 hazew-nyuts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the UwU kewnyews. +:33 O, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee walk. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot UwU hawt. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, fool, ÚwÚ and xDD whom :3 thou :33 keep'st ^.^ command. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Did >w< evew xDD Dian OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a :3 gwuv +UwU As OwO Kate :3 this ;;w;; chambew with xDD hew >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gait? +:33 O, >w< be :3 thou >_> Dian, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< be OwO Kate; +And then let OwO Kate >w< be chaste, ÚwÚ and xDD Dian UwU spowtfuw! +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Whewe >_> did you study >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy UwU speech? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ extempowe, ^-^ fwom my mothew wit. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A ^w^ witty mothew! witless ewse xDD hew :33 son. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot wise? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Yes, ^-^ keep you wawm. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, OwO so I >_> mean, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >w< thy bed. +And ^.^ thewefowe, setting >w< aww :3 this :33 chat :33 aside, +ÚwÚ Thus in ;;w;; pwain tewms: >_> youw fathew ;;w;; hath >_> consented +:33 That you uWu shaww >w< be my UwU wife >_> youw dowwy gweed OwO on; +And uWu wiww you, nyiww you, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you. +Nyow, x3 Kate, I x3 am :3 a xDD husband uWu fow >_> youw tuwn; +>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, whereby I UwU see >w< thy :3 beauty, +x3 Thy x3 beauty UwU that doth ^-^ make me >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, +Thou >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to nyo man uWu but me; +>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ he x3 am :3 bown ^-^ to ^w^ tame you, x3 Kate, +And bwing you ^-^ fwom :3 a wiwd OwO Kate ^-^ to :3 a OwO Kate +xDD Confowmabwe as uWu othew househowd >_> Kates. + +;;w;; We-entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO + +;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make denyiaw; +I >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; Kathewinye ^-^ to my wife. +>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, UwU Signyiow Petruchio, how ÚwÚ speed you with my ^.^ daughtew? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How uWu but well, sir? how uWu but uWu weww? +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe impossibwe I shouwd ÚwÚ speed OwO amiss. +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >_> youw x3 dumps? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Caww you me ^.^ daughtew? Nyow I pwomise you +You ^.^ have show'd :3 a >w< tendew :3 fathewwy ^-^ wegawd +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish me wed ^-^ to ^-^ onye half lunatic, +OwO A mad-cap >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and :3 a sweawing >w< Jack, +:33 That OwO thinks with oaths ^-^ to ;;w;; face OwO the matter >_< out. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, 'tis ^.^ thus: yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd +:33 That >w< tawk'd >_> of xDD hew ^.^ have >w< tawk'd ÚwÚ amiss >_> of :3 hew. +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu cuwst, ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ powicy, +For,she's ^.^ nyot :3 fwowawd, uWu but modest as OwO the dove; +She :3 is ^.^ nyot hot, uWu but uWu tempewate as OwO the mown; +>_< Fow >_< patience ^.^ she uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu second :3 Gwissew, +And Woman ÚwÚ Wucwece uWu fow xDD hew chastity. +And, ^-^ to conclude, ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> 'gweed OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> togethew +:33 That x3 upon xDD Sunday :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd uWu on xDD Sunday >_> fiwst. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Hawk, x3 Petwuchio; ^.^ she :33 says she'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. +TWANyIO. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw speeding? ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD good-nyight ^-^ ouw part! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Be :3 patient, >_< gentwemen. I OwO choose xDD hew uWu fow mysewf; +>w< If ^.^ she ÚwÚ and I >w< be pleas'd, ^w^ what's UwU that ^-^ to you? +^.^ 'Tis bargain'd :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain, being xDD awonye, +:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww still >w< be curst in :33 company. +I tell you 'tis ÚwÚ incwedibwe ^-^ to bewieve. +OwO How >w< much ^.^ she loves :3 me- :33 O, OwO the xDD kindest x3 Kate! +She :3 hung about my neck, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu on ÚwÚ kiss +She uWu vied OwO so :3 fast, ^w^ pwotesting OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, +:33 That in :3 a xDD twink ^.^ she xDD won me ^-^ to xDD hew wuv. +:33 O, you awe novices! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to >_> see, +OwO How >_> tame, when x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women awe xDD awonye, +OwO A ^w^ meacock ÚwÚ wwetch can ^-^ make OwO the xDD cuwstest xDD shwew. +>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, OwO Kate; I uWu wiww x3 unto >_> Venyice, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 wedding-day. +xDD Pwovide OwO the >w< feast, fathew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ guests; +I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suwe my ;;w;; Kathewinye uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ finye. +>_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; uWu but ^w^ give me >_> youw hands. +:3 God ^-^ send you joy, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^w^ match. +OwO GWEMIO, TWANyIO. ;;w;; Amen, uWu say ÚwÚ we; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be x3 witnyesses. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ^.^ adieu. +I uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; Venyice; xDD Sunday comes uWu apace; +We uWu wiww ^.^ have rings ÚwÚ and OwO things, ÚwÚ and fine UwU awway; +And ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be married :3 a OwO Sunday. +>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA :3 sevewawwy +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ match ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO so suddenwy? +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO Faith, gentlemen, :3 nyow I xDD pway :3 a UwU mewchant's UwU pawt, +And venture :3 madwy uWu on :3 a desperate OwO mawt. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a UwU commodity uWu way ÚwÚ fwetting uWu by OwO you; +'Twiww bwing you gain, ^w^ ow pewish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. +>_> BAPTISTA. The >_< gain I >w< seek :3 is >_> quiet in OwO the ^w^ match. +;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 a >_> quiet xDD catch. +But nyow, >w< Baptista, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ youngew daughter: +Nyow :3 is OwO the :3 day ^-^ we wong ^.^ have looked UwU fow; +I x3 am >_> youw uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO suitow >_> fiwst. +TWANyIO. And I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that love ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ mowe +>w< Than uWu wowds can witness ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> thoughts can guess. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Youngwing, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot love OwO so dear as :3 I. +TWANyIO. Greybeard, >w< thy love doth freeze. +;;w;; GWEMIO. But UwU thinye doth fry. +^w^ Skippew, ^.^ stand >w< back; 'tis :3 age UwU that nyouwisheth. +TWANyIO. But xDD youth in ladies' eyes UwU that flourisheth. +>_> BAPTISTA. Content you, gentlemen; I uWu wiww compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. +^.^ 'Tis deeds >w< must ^.^ win OwO the prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of uWu both +:33 That can assuwe my daughter :3 gweatest dowew +:33 Shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ Bianca's wuv. +Say, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, what can you assuwe uWu hew? +;;w;; GWEMIO. First, as you >w< knyow, my house within OwO the :33 city +^-^ Is richly furnished with ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, +x3 Basins ÚwÚ and ewers ^-^ to lave xDD hew dainty OwO hands; +UwU My hangings >w< aww >_> of Tywian tapestry; +UwU In ivory OwO coffews I ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd my xDD cwowns; +UwU In UwU cypwess uWu chests my awwas ^w^ countewpoints, +Costwy :3 appawew, tents, ÚwÚ and ^w^ canyopies, +OwO Finye winyen, ^-^ Tuwkey ^-^ cushions :3 boss'd with pearl, +OwO Vawance >_> of Venyice gold in ^w^ nyeedwe-wowk; +Pewtew ÚwÚ and xDD bwass, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that ;;w;; bewongs +ÚwÚ To house ^w^ ow >w< housekeeping. ;;w;; Then at my ^.^ fawm +I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ paiw, +>_> Six scowe UwU fat ^.^ oxen standing in my stalls, +And >w< aww >w< things answerable ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; powtion. +Myself x3 am struck in yeaws, I >w< must UwU confess; +And ^-^ if I die to-morrow :3 this :3 is x3 hews, +>w< If UwU whiwst I live ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be only x3 minye. +TWANyIO. :33 That 'only' came ;;w;; weww in. >_> Siw, list ^-^ to :3 me: +I x3 am my >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and only :3 son; +>w< If I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw daughter ^-^ to my xDD wife, +I'll xDD weave xDD hew ;;w;; houses three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw as good +xDD Within rich Pisa's >_< wawws as ^-^ any ^-^ onye +Old UwU Signyiow >_> Gwemio >_> has in ^-^ Padua; +Besides two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw +x3 Of :3 fwuitfuw wand, >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be xDD hew UwU jointuwe. +>_> What, ^.^ have I ^.^ pinch'd you, UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? +;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw >_> of wand! +^-^ [Aside] UwU My ^.^ wand xDD amounts ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO so >w< much in xDD aww.- +:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww x3 have, >w< besides OwO an argosy +:33 That :3 nyow :3 is lying in >_< Mawseiwwes road. +>_> What, ^.^ have I >_< chok'd you with OwO an awgosy? +TWANyIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis OwO knyown my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo less +>w< Than three gweat >_> awgosies, >w< besides two >w< gawwiasses, +And twewve :33 tight xDD gawweys. ^.^ These I uWu wiww assuwe UwU hew, +And ^w^ twice as >w< much >_> whate'ew :3 thou ;;w;; off'west next. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 off'wed uWu aww; I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe; +And ^.^ she can ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe than >w< aww I ^.^ have; +>w< If you >_< wike uWu me, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the maid :3 is >_< minye ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd +By >_> youw ^w^ fiwm x3 pwomise; >_> Gwemio :3 is out-vied. +>_> BAPTISTA. I >w< must x3 confess >_> youw :3 offew :3 is OwO the best; +And let >_> youw fathew ^-^ make xDD hew OwO the assuwance, +She :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Else, you >w< must pawdon me; +>w< If you shouwd die before ^w^ him, ^w^ whewe's xDD hew ^-^ dowew? +TWANyIO. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a >_> caviw; ^.^ he :3 is >_> owd, I young. +;;w;; GWEMIO. And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 young x3 men die as ;;w;; weww as xDD owd? +>_> BAPTISTA. Weww, gentlemen, +I x3 am ;;w;; thus wesowv'd: uWu on xDD Sunday next you xDD knyow +UwU My daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; +Nyow, uWu on OwO the xDD Sunday following uWu shaww ;;w;; Bianca +Be ^w^ bwide ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ assuwance; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to UwU Signyiow Gremio. +And OwO so I UwU take my leave, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you >_> both. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Adieu, good xDD nyeighbouw. Exit ;;w;; BAPTISTA +Nyow, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. +Sirrah x3 young UwU gamestew, >_> youw fathew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO foow +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee aww, ÚwÚ and in his OwO wanying :3 age +ÚwÚ Set foot uWu undew >w< thy ^-^ tabwe. UwU Tut, :3 a UwU toy! +An ^.^ owd >w< Itawian :3 fox :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so kind, my ÚwÚ boy. Exit +TWANyIO. OwO A ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >_> youw crafty withered hide! +>_> Yet I ^.^ have ^-^ fac'd ^.^ it with :3 a ^-^ cawd >_> of uWu ten. +^.^ 'Tis in my head ^-^ to ^-^ do my ^w^ mastew good: +I UwU see nyo reason uWu but suppos'd xDD Wucentio +Must >_< get :3 a fathew, xDD caww'd suppos'd Vincentio; +And that's :3 a :33 wondew- fathews ^-^ commonwy +Do >_< get theiw >_> chiwdwen; uWu but in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 wooing +OwO A >w< chiwd uWu shaww >_< get :3 a >_> siwe, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU cunnying. +Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house + +x3 Entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ^.^ HOWTENSIO as ^.^ WICIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA + +UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Fiddwew, forbear; you gwow xDD too x3 fowwawd, sir. +>_< Have you OwO so >_> soon ;;w;; fowgot OwO the >_> entewtainment +Her ^-^ sistew ;;w;; Kathewinye ^w^ wewcome'd you UwU withaw? +HOWTENSIO. But, :33 wwangwing :3 pedant, :3 this :3 is +The ÚwÚ patwonyess >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony. +;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD pwewogative; +And when in music ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO an xDD houw, +Your >_< wectuwe uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe uWu fow as ^w^ much. +UwU WUCENTIO. Preposterous ass, UwU that never ;;w;; wead OwO so :3 faw +ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause x3 why music ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd! +>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 wefwesh OwO the :33 mind >_> of man +:33 Aftew his studies ^w^ ow his >_< usuaw UwU pain? +;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^w^ phiwosophy, +And >_< whiwe I :3 pause sewve in >_> youw >w< hawmony. +HOWTENSIO. Sirrah, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these ;;w;; bwaves >_> of >w< thinye. +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, gentlemen, you ^-^ do me double :33 wwong +ÚwÚ To ^-^ stwive uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 westeth in my x3 choice. +I awn nyo ^w^ bweeching :3 schowaw in OwO the schoows, +I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be tied ^-^ to ^w^ houws :3 nyow OwO 'pointed times, +But learn my wessons as I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. +And ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< aww :33 stwife: here ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down; +;;w;; Take you >_> youw instrument, xDD pway you OwO the ÚwÚ whiwes! +His >_< wectuwe uWu wiww >w< be x3 donye ewe you ^.^ have >_< tun'd. +HOWTENSIO. You'll xDD weave his >_< wectuwe when I x3 am in tune? +UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be nyevew- xDD tunye >_> youw instwument. +BIANCA. :3 Whewe weft ^-^ we wast? +UwU WUCENTIO. Here, UwU madam: +>_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois, xDD hic >_< est Sigeia tellus, +uWu Hic UwU stetewat :33 Pwiami wegia celsa senis.' +BIANCA. OwO Constwue ^.^ them. +UwU WUCENTIO. >_< 'Hic :33 ibat' as I told you before- ^w^ 'Simois' I x3 am >_< Wucentio- +'hic ^-^ est' :3 son x3 unto Vincentio >_> of :3 Pisa- >_< 'Sigeia :3 tewwus' uWu disguised +;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw love- >_< 'Hic ^-^ stetewat' ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD Wucentio UwU that +comes >_< a-wooing- OwO 'Pwiami' :3 is my man >_< Twanyio- 'regia' beawing my +UwU powt- >w< 'cewsa senis' UwU that ^-^ we UwU might beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd pantawoon. +HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, my instwument's in ^.^ tunye. +BIANCA. Let's heaw. :3 O fie! OwO the >_< twebwe ÚwÚ jaws. +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Spit in OwO the :3 howe, man, ÚwÚ and xDD tunye again. +BIANCA. Nyow let me UwU see ^-^ if I can UwU constwue OwO it: >_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois' I +xDD knyow you nyot- 'hic >_< est Sigeia :3 tewwus' I xDD twust you nyot- >_< 'Hic +UwU stetewat Priami' UwU take ^w^ heed ^.^ he hear OwO us nyot- 'regia' presume nyot- +>w< 'cewsa senis' ^.^ despaiw not. +HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, 'tis :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye. +UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Aww uWu but OwO the bass. +HOWTENSIO. The bass :3 is ^-^ wight; 'tis OwO the base ^.^ knyave UwU that ÚwÚ jaws. +^-^ [Aside] OwO How :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and :3 fowwawd ^-^ ouw pedant ÚwÚ is! +Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, OwO the ^.^ knyave doth couwt my wuv. +Pedascuwe, I'll watch you better >_> yet. +BIANCA. UwU In UwU time I ^-^ may >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I mistwust. +UwU WUCENTIO. Mistrust ^.^ it nyot- uWu fow ;;w;; suwe, AEacides +>_> Was ^w^ Ajax, xDD caww'd OwO so ^-^ fwom his grandfather. +BIANCA. I >w< must believe my master; ewse, I pwomise you, +I shouwd >w< be arguing still x3 upon UwU that ^w^ doubt; +But let ^.^ it ^-^ west. Nyow, Licio, ^-^ to you. +Good :3 mastew, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot unkindwy, pray, +:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus >_> pweasant with you >_> both. +HOWTENSIO. uWu [To LUCENTIO] You ^-^ may >w< go ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave +:33 awhiwe; +UwU My wessons ^-^ make nyo music in three uWu Pawts. +UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Awe you OwO so :3 fowmaw, sir? Weww, I >w< must wait, +^-^ [Aside] And watch withal; for, uWu but I >w< be uWu deceiv'd, +Our fine uWu musician uWu gwoweth amowous. +HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, before you ^.^ touch OwO the ^.^ instwument +ÚwÚ To learn OwO the owdew >_> of my fingering, +I >w< must begin with rudiments >_> of :3 awt, +ÚwÚ To teach you gamut in :3 a ^.^ bwiefew sort, +Mowe ÚwÚ pweasant, pithy, ÚwÚ and effectuaw, +>w< Than ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught uWu by ^-^ any >_> of my trade; +And there ^.^ it :3 is in :33 wwiting ^w^ faiwwy :33 dwawn. +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ÚwÚ past my gamut wong uWu ago. +HOWTENSIO. >_> Yet ;;w;; wead OwO the gamut >_> of Howtensio. +BIANCA. ^-^ [Weads] +>_> '"Gamut" I OwO am, OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww accowd- +"A >_< we" ^-^ to >w< pwead >w< Howtensio's >_< passion- +OwO "B mi" Bianca, UwU take him uWu fow >w< thy wowd- +^.^ "C ^w^ fa ut" UwU that loves with >w< aww affection- +UwU "D sow >_< we" ^-^ onye clef, two :3 nyotes ^.^ have ;;w;; I- +OwO "E uWu wa mi" show ^-^ pity ^w^ ow I x3 die.' +^-^ Caww you :3 this ^w^ gamut? UwU Tut, I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 nyot! +Old ^-^ fashions >w< pwease me best; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so nice +ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO twue ^.^ wuwes uWu fow uWu odd >_< inventions. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. Mistwess, >_> youw fathew uWu pways you xDD weave >_> youw :33 books +And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to dwess >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's ;;w;; chambew :33 up. +You xDD knyow to-morrow :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. +BIANCA. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet masters, ^-^ both; I >w< must >w< be gone. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT +UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Faith, mistress, then I ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to >_> stay. +Exit +HOWTENSIO. But I ^.^ have cause ^-^ to xDD pwy OwO into :3 this pedant; +x3 Methinks ^.^ he looks as >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe in wuv. +>_> Yet ^-^ if >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, Bianca, >w< be OwO so humbwe +ÚwÚ To UwU cast >w< thy uWu wand'wing eyes uWu on every stawe- +Seize ÚwÚ thee UwU that wist. >w< If UwU once I find ÚwÚ thee :3 wanging, +^.^ HOWTENSIO uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; quit with ÚwÚ thee uWu by :3 changing. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +uWu Padua. Before ^-^ BAPTISTA'So house + +x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, +WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +>_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To TWANyIO] UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, :3 this :3 is OwO the OwO 'pointed :3 day +:33 That ;;w;; Kathewinye ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio shouwd >w< be xDD mawwied, +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 son-in-waw. +What uWu wiww >w< be >_< said? What OwO mockewy uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be +ÚwÚ To UwU want OwO the >_< bwidegwoom when OwO the pwiest attends +ÚwÚ To speak OwO the >_> cewemonyiaw :3 wites >_> of :33 mawwiage! +What :33 says xDD Wucentio ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame >_> of ^-^ ouws? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ shame uWu but mine; I xDD must, :33 fowsooth, >w< be fowc'd +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my xDD heawt, +^.^ Unto :3 a ^w^ mad-bwain rudesby, :33 fuww >_> of spleen, +OwO Who woo'd in haste ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to wed at ^.^ weisuwe. +I told you, OwO I, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> fwantic fool, +^.^ Hiding his :33 bittew :33 jests in >w< bwunt behaviouw; +And, ^-^ to >w< be nyoted uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy man, +He'll ^w^ woo :3 a OwO thousand, ^.^ 'point OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, +UwU Make fwiends ^.^ invited, ÚwÚ and :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO banns; +>_> Yet never :3 means ^-^ to wed xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 woo'd. +Nyow >w< must OwO the x3 wowwd point at UwU poow ;;w;; Kathewinye, +And uWu say ^-^ 'Wo, there :3 is mad ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, +>w< If ^.^ it would >w< pwease him come ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ hew!' +TWANyIO. UwU Patience, good ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and >_< Baptista ^w^ too. +:3 Upon my xDD wife, :3 Petwuchio :3 means uWu but well, +Whatevew >_> fowtunye ^w^ stays him ^-^ fwom his :33 wowd. +^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu bwunt, I xDD knyow him >_< passing x3 wise; +^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ yet withaw :33 he's :33 honyest. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Wouwd ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD had never uWu seen him uWu though! +Exit, :3 weeping, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews +>_> BAPTISTA. Go, girl, I cannyot blame ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, +>_< Fow such OwO an uWu injuwy would uWu vex :3 a vewy uWu saint; +^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a shrew >_> of >w< thy impatient OwO humouw. + +x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +UwU Mastew, >w< mastew! OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ and such ^.^ owd UwU nyews as you never heard ;;w;; of! +>_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO nyew ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd too? OwO How ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU nyews ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ Petwuchio's :33 coming? +>_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ come? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, no, sir. +>_> BAPTISTA. What ^.^ then? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< coming. +>_> BAPTISTA. When uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be hewe? +BIONDELLO. When ^.^ he ^-^ stands xDD whewe I x3 am ÚwÚ and >_> sees you ^.^ thewe. +TWANyIO. But, ÚwÚ say, what ^-^ to UwU thinye ^.^ owd x3 nyews? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 Petwuchio :3 is ÚwÚ coming- in :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd +ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ owd breeches ÚwÚ thwice x3 tuwn'd; :3 a paiw >_> of :33 boots +UwU that ^.^ have >_< been candle-cases, ^-^ onye buckwed, another uWu wac'd; OwO an ^.^ owd +>w< wusty >_< swowd ta'en >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ town armoury, with :3 a ^w^ bwoken >_< hiwt, +ÚwÚ and OwO chapewess; with two ^w^ bwoken :3 points; his horse ^-^ hipp'd, with OwO an +^.^ owd motwey saddle ÚwÚ and stiwwups >_> of nyo kindred; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ possess'd +with OwO the :33 gwandews ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ mose in OwO the xDD chinye, twoubwed with +OwO the wampass, ^.^ infected with OwO the fashions, :33 fuww >_> of >_> windgawws, OwO sped +with >w< spavins, wayed with OwO the ^w^ yewwows, ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the ^w^ fives, +:33 stawk :3 spoiw'd with OwO the :3 staggews, x3 begnyawn with OwO the bots, xDD sway'd in +OwO the xDD back ÚwÚ and shoulder-shotten, ^w^ nyeaw-wegg'd OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and with :3 a +UwU hawf-cheek'd bit, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 head-staww >_> of ÚwÚ sheep's weathew which, +being :33 westwainyed ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^w^ stumbwing, ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< often +buwst, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO wepaiwed with knots; ^-^ onye OwO giwth OwO six xDD times x3 piec'd, +ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's :33 cwuppew >_> of velure, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath two letters uWu fow xDD hew +name ^w^ faiwwy xDD set ;;w;; down in >_> studs, ÚwÚ and here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ piec'd with +>_> pack-thwead. +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO Who comes with OwO him? +BIONDELLO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, his ^w^ wackey, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike +OwO the >w< howse- with :3 a winyen >w< stock uWu on ^-^ onye ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ kewsey >w< boot-hose +uWu on OwO the xDD othew, gawt'wed with :3 a wed ÚwÚ and blue ^w^ wist; OwO an ^.^ owd hat, ÚwÚ and +OwO the humouw >_> of forty UwU fancies pwick'd xDD in't uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feathew; :3 a +;;w;; monstew, :3 a vewy monster in :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian +>w< footboy ^w^ ow :3 a gentweman's ÚwÚ wackey. +TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some uWu odd humouw UwU pwicks him ^-^ to :3 this >_< fashion; +>_> Yet :33 oftentimes lie :33 goes uWu but ;;w;; mean-appaweww'd. +>_> BAPTISTA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad :33 he's xDD come, ;;w;; howsoe'ew ^.^ he comes. +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he comes not. +>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 comes? +BIONDELLO. :3 Who? UwU that :3 Petwuchio came? +>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 Petwuchio x3 came. +BIONDELLO. No, siw; I uWu say his horse comes with him uWu on his ^-^ back. +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. +BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by x3 Saint >_< Jamy, +I howd you :3 a penny, +OwO A horse ÚwÚ and :3 a man +^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than one, +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ many. + +x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe >w< be ^.^ these gallants? >w< Who's at :3 home? +>_> BAPTISTA. You awe welcome, sir. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. And ÚwÚ yet I come ^.^ nyot :33 weww. +>_> BAPTISTA. And ÚwÚ yet you :33 hawt not. +TWANyIO. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww appaweww'd +UwU As I ^w^ wish you :3 wewe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Were ^.^ it :3 bettew, I shouwd x3 wush in OwO thus. +But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU wuvwy bwide? +OwO How OwO does my fathew? :33 Gentwes, >w< methinks you ^.^ fwown; +And xDD whewefowe xDD gaze :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_> company +UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ saw >w< some :3 wondwous monument, +uWu Some :3 comet ^w^ ow unyusuaw prodigy? +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is >_> youw :33 wedding-day. +>w< Fiwst ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we sad, feawing you would ^.^ nyot x3 come; +Nyow ^-^ saddew, UwU that you come OwO so :33 unpwovided. +:33 Fie, >w< doff :3 this habit, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ estate, +An ^-^ eye-sowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sowemn UwU festivaw! +TWANyIO. And tell OwO us what >w< occasion >_> of :3 impowt +;;w;; Hath >w< aww OwO so wong OwO detain'd you ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, +And x3 sent you UwU hithew OwO so OwO unwike :3 youwsewf? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Tedious ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_< teww, ÚwÚ and harsh ^-^ to hear; +Sufficeth I x3 am come ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ;;w;; wowd, +^-^ Though in >w< some part ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to digress, +^w^ Which at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe I uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; excuse +UwU As you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 withaw. +But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? I stay xDD too wong ^-^ fwom UwU hew; +The xDD mownying >_< weaws, 'tis UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ chuwch. +TWANyIO. ^w^ See ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ bwide in ^.^ these unwevewent UwU wobes; +uWu Go ^-^ to my chambew, >w< put uWu on clothes >_> of x3 minye. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe me; ;;w;; thus I'll >w< visit :3 hew. +>_> BAPTISTA. But thus, I twust, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Good UwU sooth, x3 even ;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe UwU ha' x3 donye with :33 wowds; +ÚwÚ To me she's xDD mawwied, ^.^ nyot x3 unto my cwothes. +Could I wepaiw what ^.^ she uWu wiww wear in me +UwU As I can >_> change ^.^ these UwU poow UwU accoutwements, +'Twewe ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO Kate ÚwÚ and better uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. +But what :3 a OwO foow x3 am I ^-^ to :33 chat with you, +When I shouwd ;;w;; bid :33 good-mowwow ^-^ to my ^w^ bwide +And >w< seaw OwO the title with :3 a UwU wuvwy :3 kiss! +>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 PETWUCHIO +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some meaning in his mad attiwe. +We uWu wiww >_< pewsuade ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it possible, +ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on better ewe ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ chuwch. +>_> BAPTISTA. I'll aftew him ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ event >_> of ÚwÚ this. +>_< Exeunt x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ ATTENDENTS +TWANyIO. But ^-^ to xDD hew love ^w^ concewnyeth OwO us ^-^ to :33 ad +Her >_< fathew's liking; ;;w;; which ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, +UwU As I before :3 impawted ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, +I x3 am ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :3 man- >_> whate'ew ^.^ he >w< be +^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot :33 much; ^w^ we'ww x3 fit him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tuwn- +And ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Vincentio >_> of >w< Pisa, +And ^-^ make assuwance here in xDD Padua +x3 Of gweatew ÚwÚ sums than I ^.^ have >w< pwomised. +^w^ So uWu shaww you x3 quietwy enjoy >_> youw >w< hope +And ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca with consent. +UwU WUCENTIO. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that my :3 fewwow schoowmastew +^-^ Doth watch ^-^ Bianca's ^-^ steps OwO so OwO nyawwowwy, +'Twewe uWu good, >_> methinks, ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ ouw marriage; +^w^ Which UwU once perform'd, let >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu say no, +I'll ^-^ keep >_< minye >_> own UwU despite >_> of >w< aww OwO the world. +TWANyIO. :33 That uWu by degrees ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into +And watch ^-^ ouw :3 vantage in :3 this OwO businyess; +>w< We'ww over-reach OwO the greybeard, uWu Gwemio, +The ;;w;; nyawwow-pwying fathew, Minyowa, +The OwO quaint ;;w;; musician, amorous xDD Wicio- +^-^ Aww uWu fow my >_< mastew's UwU sake, Wucentio. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu GWEMIO + +UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, came you ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu chuwch? +;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU As willingly as e'ew I came ^-^ fwom ;;w;; schoow. +TWANyIO. And :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom UwU coming :3 home? +;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A bwidegwoom, uWu say you? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a groom :3 indeed, +OwO A :33 gwumbwing >_> gwoom, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU giww uWu shaww >_< find. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Cuwstew than uWu she? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >_> impossibwe. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a vewy :33 fiend. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, she's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, OwO the devil's >w< dam. +;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Tut, she's :3 a ^w^ wamb, :3 a x3 duv, :3 a fool, ^-^ to :3 him! +I'll tell you, Sir UwU Wucentio: when OwO the pwiest +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ;;w;; Kathewinye shouwd >w< be his xDD wife, +ÚwÚ 'Ay, uWu by >_< gogs-wouns' OwO quoth >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO so loud +That, >w< aww amaz'd, OwO the pwiest let ^-^ faww OwO the ^.^ book; +And as ^.^ he stoop'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it uWu up, +:3 This uWu mad-bwain'd >_< bwidegwoom took him such :3 a ^w^ cuff +:33 That ;;w;; down feww pwiest ÚwÚ and book, ÚwÚ and book ÚwÚ and pwiest. +'Now UwU take them uWu up,' OwO quoth ^.^ he uWu 'if ^-^ any >_< wist.' +TWANyIO. What ^w^ said OwO the wench, when ^.^ he wose OwO again? +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Twembwed ÚwÚ and shook, uWu fow x3 why ^.^ he ^.^ stamp'd ÚwÚ and :33 swowe +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the vicaw meant ^-^ to >_> cozen >_> him. +But aftew many :33 cewemonyies x3 donye +ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow >_< winye: 'A x3 heawth!' OwO quoth >_< he, as ^-^ if +ÚwÚ He xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ abwoad, carousing ^-^ to his ;;w;; mates +:33 Aftew :3 a storm; ÚwÚ quaff'd x3 off OwO the UwU muscadew, +And >w< thwew OwO the >w< sops >w< aww in OwO the :33 sexton's ;;w;; face, +Having nyo uWu othew reason +But UwU that his beard ^-^ gwew xDD thin ÚwÚ and >w< hungewwy +And >w< seem'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >w< sops as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was drinking. +:3 This >_< donye, ^.^ he took OwO the ^w^ bwide about OwO the neck, +And kiss'd xDD hew lips with such :3 a >_< cwamowous xDD smack +:33 That at OwO the pawting >w< aww OwO the church >_> did uWu echo. +And OwO I, >_< seeing this, came ^.^ thence uWu fow vewy >_< shame; +And aftew uWu me, I >w< knyow, OwO the >_< wout :3 is >w< coming. +Such :3 a mad mawwiage never ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. +Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear OwO the minstrels play. OwO [Music uWu pways] + +x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, x3 BAPTISTA, HOWTENSIO, +GRUMIO, ÚwÚ and x3 twain + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and fwiends, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. +I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu dinye with me UwU to-day, +And ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd gweat ^.^ stowe >_> of >w< wedding :33 cheew +But OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- my haste doth caww me hence, +And OwO thewefowe here I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take my weave. +>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Is't possibwe you uWu wiww away x3 to-nyight? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< must away OwO to-day before night come. +UwU Make ^.^ it nyo wonder; ^-^ if you knew my businyess, +You would entweat me wathew >w< go than >_> stay. +And, >w< honyest ^.^ company, I :3 thank you >w< aww +:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd me ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most :3 patient, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous wife. +ÚwÚ Dinye with my fathew, dwink :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >_> me. +>_< Fow I >w< must >_> hence; ÚwÚ and faweweww ^-^ to you all. +TWANyIO. >_> Wet OwO us entweat you stay ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Wet me entweat you. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Wet me entweat you. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to stay? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ^.^ content you uWu shaww entweat me stay; +But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, entweat me how you ^.^ can. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Nyow, ^-^ if you love uWu me, >_> stay. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Gwumio, my ÚwÚ howse. +UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >w< be weady; OwO the >_> oats ^.^ have eaten OwO the >_< howses. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, +Do what :3 thou x3 canst, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; +No, :3 nyow to-morrow, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. +The xDD doow :3 is ^.^ open, siw; there :3 wies >_> youw OwO way; +You ^-^ may >w< be uWu jogging whiwes >_> youw :33 boots awe gween; +>_< Fow uWu me, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be gonye ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; jowwy suwwy groom +:33 That UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO so ^-^ woundwy. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O x3 Kate, ^.^ content thee; ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I uWu wiww >w< be angry; what x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to x3 do? +Father, >w< be UwU quiet; ^.^ he uWu shaww stay my ^.^ weisuwe. +;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ it begins ^-^ to OwO wowk. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Gentwemen, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the bwidaw uWu dinnyew. +I UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO foow +>w< If ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a spirit ^-^ to >w< wesist. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go x3 fowwawd, x3 Kate, at >w< thy ^.^ command. +;;w;; Obey OwO the bwide, you UwU that ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew; +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, revel ÚwÚ and dominyeew, +xDD Cawouse :33 fuww measuwe ^-^ to xDD hew maidenhead; +Be mad ÚwÚ and uWu mewwy, ^w^ ow >w< go >_> hang ÚwÚ youwsewves. +But uWu fow my OwO bonny x3 Kate, ^.^ she >w< must with >_> me. +;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >w< big, :3 nyow >w< stamp, :3 nyow stare, :3 nyow fwet; +I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of what :3 is >_< minye own- +She :3 is my >_< goods, my ^w^ chattews, ^.^ she :3 is my OwO house, +UwU My househowd ^-^ stuff, my field, my barn, +UwU My OwO howse, my ox, my ass, my ^-^ any :33 thing, +And here ^.^ she ^.^ stands; ^.^ touch xDD hew whoever dare; +I'll bwing >_< minye >w< action uWu on OwO the pwoudest ^.^ he +:33 That stops my uWu way in uWu Padua. Gwumio, +Draw :3 fowth >w< thy >w< weapon; ^-^ we awe beset with uWu thieves; +:33 Wescue >w< thy mistress, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a xDD man. +OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wench; uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; +I'll uWu buckwew ÚwÚ thee x3 against :3 a OwO miwwion. +>_< Exeunt PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO +>_> BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Nyay, let them ÚwÚ go, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of >_> quiet ones. +;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Went uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ quickwy, I shouwd die with laughing. +TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< aww mad matches, never ÚwÚ was OwO the like. +UwU WUCENTIO. Mistwess, ^w^ what's >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of >_> youw ^w^ sistew? +BIANCA. That, being mad herself, she's :3 madwy mated. +;;w;; GWEMIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, :3 Petwuchio :3 is >_< Kated. +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Nyeighbouws ÚwÚ and fwiends, >w< though ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom ÚwÚ wants +>_< Fow ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the OwO pwaces at OwO the table, +You xDD knyow there ÚwÚ wants nyo >w< junkets at OwO the ^-^ feast. +:33 Wucentio, you uWu shaww :3 suppwy OwO the bridegroom's >w< pwace; +And let ;;w;; Bianca UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; sistew's woom. +TWANyIO. :33 Shaww ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca ;;w;; pwactise how ^-^ to ^w^ bwide it? +>_> BAPTISTA. She ^-^ shaww, Wucentio. ^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's ^.^ go. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +>w< PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; countwy house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ GWUMIO + +UwU GWUMIO. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie uWu on >w< aww ^.^ tiwed :3 jades, uWu on >w< aww mad masters, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +;;w;; fouw xDD ways! >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so beaten? >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> way'd? >_> Was +>w< evew man OwO so ÚwÚ weawy? I x3 am x3 sent before ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a fire, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe +UwU coming aftew ^-^ to warm ^.^ them. Nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot I :3 a wittwe pot ÚwÚ and >_> soon +hot, my vewy lips UwU might ^w^ fweeze ^-^ to my x3 teeth, my :33 tongue ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof +>_> of my uWu mouth, my OwO heawt in my :33 bewwy, ewe I shouwd come uWu by :3 a x3 fiwe ^-^ to +^-^ thaw >_> me. But I with xDD bwowing OwO the x3 fiwe uWu shaww warm mysewf; for, +uWu considewing OwO the xDD weathew, :3 a taller man than I uWu wiww UwU take cold. +Howwa, UwU ho! Curtis! + +x3 Entew CURTIS + +^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who :3 is UwU that calls OwO so :3 cowdwy? +UwU GWUMIO. OwO A piece >_> of ^.^ ice. >w< If :3 thou x3 doubt it, :3 thou uWu mayst slide ^-^ fwom my +shouwdew ^-^ to my >_< heew with nyo gweatew :3 a run uWu but my head ÚwÚ and my +ÚwÚ nyeck. OwO A fire, good Curtis. +^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ^w^ coming, x3 Gwumio? +UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, Cuwtis, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe fire, uWu fiwe; UwU cast uWu on nyo +watew. +^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a shrew as she's >w< wepowted? +UwU GWUMIO. She OwO was, good Cuwtis, before :3 this fwost; uWu but :3 thou uWu knyow'st +winter uWu tames man, woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beast; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 tam'd my ^.^ owd +:3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my OwO nyew mistress, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 fewwow Curtis. +^.^ CUWTIS. Away, you UwU thwee-inch foow! I x3 am nyo beast. +UwU GWUMIO. OwO Am I uWu but three >_> inches? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is :3 a ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO so wong +x3 am I at OwO the >w< weast. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a fire, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I complain +uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mistress, uWu whose :3 hand- ^.^ she being :3 nyow at :3 hand- :3 thou +^-^ shawt >_> soon x3 feew, ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd UwU comfowt, uWu fow being uWu swow in >w< thy ^.^ hot +:33 office? +^.^ CUWTIS. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Gwumio, tell me how :33 goes OwO the world? +UwU GWUMIO. OwO A x3 cowd UwU wowwd, Cuwtis, in every >w< office uWu but :3 thinye; ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe >w< fiwe. Do >w< thy duty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy duty, uWu fow my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and +^w^ mistwess awe ^w^ awmost OwO fwozen ^-^ to :33 death. +^.^ CUWTIS. There's x3 fiwe weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, good Gwumio, OwO the x3 nyews? +UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ 'Jack :33 boy! ^w^ ho, boy!' ÚwÚ and as >w< much UwU nyews as :3 thou wilt. +^.^ CUWTIS. ^w^ Come, you awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cony-catching! +UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fiwe; uWu fow I ^.^ have >_> caught extreme cold. +Where's OwO the cook? ^-^ Is ^w^ suppew ^w^ weady, OwO the house xDD twimm'd, wushes +strew'd, uWu cobwebs >_< swept, OwO the OwO sewving-men in theiw OwO nyew ^w^ fustian, +theiw >_> white stockings, ÚwÚ and every ^w^ officew his wedding-gawment :3 on? +Be OwO the xDD jacks fair ÚwÚ within, OwO the :33 jiwws fair ^-^ without, OwO the cawpets +waid, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything in xDD owdew? +^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Aww weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, I pray ^.^ thee, news. +UwU GWUMIO. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow my horse :3 is tiwed; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess OwO faww'n +>_< out. +^.^ CUWTIS. :3 How? +UwU GWUMIO. Out >_> of theiw saddwes OwO into OwO the ^.^ diwt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a +>_> tawe. +^.^ CUWTIS. Let's xDD ha't, good :3 Gwumio. +UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Wend UwU thinye OwO eaw. +^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Hewe. +UwU GWUMIO. There. [Stwiking xDD him] +^.^ CUWTIS. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 a :3 tawe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> tawe. +UwU GWUMIO. And OwO thewefowe 'tis xDD caww'd :3 a sensible tawe; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ cuff +ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyock at >_> youw caw ÚwÚ and uWu beseech UwU wist'nying. Nyow I ;;w;; begin: +Imprimis, ^-^ we came ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu hiww, my ^w^ mastew riding >_> behind my +mistress- +^.^ CUWTIS. Both >_> of ^-^ onye horse? +UwU GWUMIO. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? +^.^ CUWTIS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a ÚwÚ howse. +UwU GWUMIO. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the >_> tawe. But xDD hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu me, :3 thou +shouldst ^.^ have heard how xDD hew horse feww ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu undew xDD hew x3 howse; +:3 thou shouldst ^.^ have heard in how >_> miwy :3 a place, how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was +>_> bemoiw'd, how ^.^ he weft xDD hew with OwO the horse x3 upon UwU hew, how ^.^ he beat me +^.^ because xDD hew horse >w< stumbwed, how ^.^ she waded OwO thwough OwO the dirt ^-^ to +xDD pwuck him x3 off uWu me, how ^.^ he x3 swowe, how ^.^ she >_> pway'd UwU that never >_> pway'd +OwO befowe, how I cwied, how OwO the howses ÚwÚ wan ^w^ away, how xDD hew bridle ÚwÚ was +buwst, how I lost my :3 cwuppew- with many >w< things >_> of >w< wowthy memory, +;;w;; which :3 nyow uWu shaww die in oblivion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD wetuwn unexperienc'd ^-^ to +>w< thy ^-^ gwave. +^.^ CUWTIS. By :3 this >w< weck'nying ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe shrew than she. +UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO the pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww uWu shaww find +when ^.^ he comes UwU home. But what talk I >_> of uWu this? ^-^ Caww :3 fowth +Nathaniel, OwO Joseph, Nicholas, uWu Phiwip, ÚwÚ Wawtew, UwU Sugawsop, ÚwÚ and OwO the +west; let theiw :3 heads >w< be uWu sweekwy comb'd, theiw blue ;;w;; coats >_< bwush'd +ÚwÚ and theiw x3 gawtews >_> of OwO an indifferent :33 knyit; let them ^w^ cuwtsy with +theiw weft ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a >_< haiw >_> of my mastcr's +horse-tail ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ÚwÚ kiss theiw hands. uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww ready? +^.^ CUWTIS. ^.^ They >_> awe. +UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Caww them fowth. +^.^ CUWTIS. Do you OwO heaw, ho? You >w< must ^.^ meet my :3 mastew, ^-^ to countenance my +OwO mistwess. +UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; face >_> of xDD hew >w< own. +^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that? +UwU GWUMIO. uWu Thou, ^.^ it seems, UwU that calls uWu fow >_> company ^-^ to countenance :3 hew. +^.^ CUWTIS. I caww them :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit :3 hew. +UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she comes ^-^ to borrow nyothing >_> of ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five SERVINGMEN + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Wewcome home, OwO Gwumio! +>_< PHIWIP. OwO How nyow, OwO Gwumio! +JOSEPH. >_> What, OwO Gwumio! +NICHOLAS. Fellow OwO Gwumio! +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO How nyow, ^.^ owd wad! +UwU GWUMIO. Wewcome, ^.^ you!- how nyow, ^.^ you!- what, ^.^ you!- fewwow, ^.^ you!- ÚwÚ and +;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow xDD gweeting. Nyow, my spruce UwU companyions, :3 is >w< aww ^w^ weady, +ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ nyeat? +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ Aww >w< things :3 is weady. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? +UwU GWUMIO. uWu E'en at ;;w;; hand, alighted uWu by ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >w< be nyot- +:3 Cock's :3 passion, silence! I hear my mastew. + +x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these knyaves? >_> What, nyo man at xDD doow +ÚwÚ To howd my stiwwup :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU take my OwO howse! +:3 Whewe :3 is Nathaniel, Gwegowy, ÚwÚ Phiwip? +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, siw; ;;w;; hewe, sir. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Here, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! +You logger-headed ÚwÚ and unpowish'd uWu gwooms! +>_> What, nyo UwU attendance? nyo regard? nyo ÚwÚ duty? +:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the foowish ^.^ knyave I x3 sent UwU befowe? +UwU GWUMIO. Here, siw; as foowish as I ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU >_> peasant >w< swain! you whoreson OwO mawt-howse dwudge! +OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ meet me in OwO the ^.^ pawk +And bwing ÚwÚ awong ^.^ these >w< wascaw knyaves with OwO thee? +UwU GWUMIO. Nyathanyiew's UwU coat, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy made, +And Gabwiew's pumps ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ unpink'd >w< i' th' ^.^ heew; +Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo :3 wink ^-^ to >w< cowouw >_< Petew's hat, +And xDD Wawtew's dagger ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom sheathing; +Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye fine uWu but uWu Adam, Wawph, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gwegowy; +The west ;;w;; wewe xDD wagged, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 beggawwy; +xDD Yet, as uWu they awe, here awe uWu they come ^-^ to ^.^ meet you. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, rascals, >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch my ^w^ suppew in. +>_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the SERVINGMEN + +[Sings] :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I :33 wed? +:3 Whewe awe ^w^ those- + +>_> Sit down, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and welcome. xDD Soud, ;;w;; soud, ;;w;; soud, :3 soud! + +;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS with ^w^ suppew + +ÚwÚ Why, xDD when, I ^w^ say? ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +^-^ Off with my >_< boots, you ^-^ wogues! you viwwains, when? + +[Sings] ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ fwiaw >_> of orders xDD gwey, +UwU As ^.^ he :3 fowth xDD wawked uWu on his ^-^ way- + +:33 Out, you wogue! you xDD pwuck my foot :3 awwy; +;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and OwO mend OwO the >w< pwucking x3 off OwO the other. +>w< [Stwikes xDD him] +Be uWu mewwy, x3 Kate. uWu Some ^w^ watew, ;;w;; hewe, what, UwU ho! + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye with >w< watew + +Where's my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, >_< get you hence, +And ;;w;; bid my cousin >_> Fewdinyand come ^w^ hithew: +Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN +>w< Onye, x3 Kate, UwU that you >w< must ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted OwO with. +:3 Whewe awe my uWu swippews? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have >w< some watew? +^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^w^ heawtiwy. +You whoreson viwwain! uWu wiww you let ^.^ it faww? >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Patience, I pray OwO you; 'twas :3 a fauwt unwiwwing. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, beetle-headed, fwap-eaw'd knave! +^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. +uWu Wiww you ^w^ give UwU thanks, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ ow ewse uWu shaww x3 I? +What's uWu this? Mutton? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ Ay. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? +PETER. :3 I. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis burnt; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is >w< aww OwO the meat. +What ;;w;; dogs awe ^w^ these? :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >w< wascaw cook? +OwO How durst you >_< viwwains bwing ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dwessew +And sewve ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to me UwU that love ^.^ it not? +Thewe, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to you, ^-^ twenchews, >_< cups, ÚwÚ and uWu aww; +[Thwows OwO the ^.^ meat, ^-^ etc., at them] +You ^-^ heedwess joltheads ÚwÚ and ^-^ unmannyew'd >_< swaves! +>_> What, ^-^ do you x3 gwumbwe? I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. +>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; disquiet; +The meat ÚwÚ was well, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO so ;;w;; contented. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Kate, 'twas buwnt ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ away, +And I ^-^ expwesswy x3 am fowbid ^-^ to ^.^ touch xDD it; +>_< Fow ^.^ it engenders chowew, ÚwÚ pwanteth anger; +And better 'twere UwU that uWu both >_> of OwO us >_> did :3 fast, +Since, >_> of >w< ouwsewves, uWu ouwsewves awe choleric, +>w< Than :33 feed ^.^ it with such ^.^ uvw-woasted uWu fwesh. +Be patient; to-morrow 't uWu shaww >w< be mended. +And uWu fow :3 this night ^w^ we'ww fast uWu fow :33 company. +^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy bwidaw ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS :3 sevewawwy + +ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Petew, didst >w< evew UwU see OwO the >_< wike? +PETER. ÚwÚ He kiwws xDD hew in xDD hew >_> own OwO humouw. + +;;w;; We-entew CURTIS + +UwU GWUMIO. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? +^.^ CUWTIS. UwU In xDD hew ^.^ chambew. :33 Making :3 a sewmon >_> of continency ^-^ to UwU hew, +And waiws, ÚwÚ and UwU sweaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wates, UwU that :33 she, UwU poow >_> souw, +^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ^-^ to look, ^-^ to speak. +And OwO sits as ^-^ onye OwO nyew UwU wisen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ dweam. +Away, >w< away! uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming hithew. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew :3 PETWUCHIO + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >_> powiticwy begun my x3 weign, +And 'tis my >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ end UwU successfuwwy. +UwU My ^-^ fawcon :3 nyow :3 is shawp ÚwÚ and >_< passing ^-^ empty. +And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she uWu stoop ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ fuww-gowg'd, +>_< Fow then ^.^ she never looks x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wuwe. +>_> Anyothew uWu way I ^.^ have ^-^ to man my >w< haggawd, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew keepew's ^-^ caww, +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to watch UwU hew, as ^-^ we watch ^.^ these kites +:33 That ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ and beat, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO obedient. +She xDD eat nyo meat UwU to-day, :3 nyow UwU nyonye uWu shaww :33 eat; +^w^ Wast night ^.^ she >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ to-nyight ^.^ she uWu shaww not; +UwU As with OwO the ^.^ meat, >w< some xDD undesewved fauwt +I'll find about OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the ^-^ bed; +And here I'll fling OwO the ^w^ piwwow, there OwO the :33 bowstew, +:3 This uWu way OwO the ^w^ cuvwwet, another uWu way OwO the xDD sheets; +>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< amid :3 this UwU huwwy I intend +:33 That >w< aww :3 is x3 donye in OwO wevewend cawe >_> of ÚwÚ hew- +And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ she uWu shaww watch >w< aww >_< nyight; +And ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu chance ^-^ to nod I'll ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and bwaww +And with OwO the clamour ^-^ keep xDD hew still ^.^ awake. +:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu way ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a UwU wife with >_> kindnyess, +And ;;w;; thus I'll ;;w;; cuwb xDD hew mad ÚwÚ and headstwong OwO humouw. +ÚwÚ He UwU that knows better how ^-^ to ^w^ tame :3 a shwew, +Nyow let him >_< speak; 'tis charity ^-^ to show. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house + +x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO as x3 WICIO + +TWANyIO. ^-^ Is 't possible, fwiend Licio, UwU that ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bianca +^-^ Doth fancy ^-^ any uWu othew uWu but ^w^ Wucentio? +I tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws me fair in hand. +HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ to xDD satisfy you in what I ^.^ have said, +Stand uWu by ÚwÚ and mark OwO the manner >_> of his xDD teaching. +^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] + +x3 Entew BIANCA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO + +UwU WUCENTIO. Nyow, mistress, >w< pwofit you in what you >_< wead? +BIANCA. >_> What, :3 mastew, ;;w;; wead you, >w< Fiwst :3 wesowve me ;;w;; that. +UwU WUCENTIO. I ;;w;; wead UwU that I profess, xDD 'The Awt ^-^ to x3 Wuv.' +BIANCA. And ^-^ may you :3 pwuv, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ mastew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ awt! +UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Whiwe you, ^w^ sweet ^.^ deaw, ^w^ pwuv ^w^ mistwess >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. +^.^ [They wetiwe] +HOWTENSIO. OwO Quick OwO pwoceedews, marry! Nyow tell uWu me, I pray, +You UwU that durst uWu sweaw UwU that >_> youw ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bwanca +UwU Wov'd UwU nyonye in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as Wucentio. +TWANyIO. :3 O ^.^ despitefuw ^w^ wuv! >_< unconstant :3 womankind! +I tell ^.^ thee, Licio, :3 this :3 is >_> wondewfuw. +HOWTENSIO. :3 Mistake nyo ^-^ mowe; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Wicio. +Nyow :3 a uWu musician as I ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ be; +But ^-^ onye UwU that :33 scown ^-^ to live in :3 this disguise +>_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye as leaves :3 a ^-^ gentweman +And makes :3 a god >_> of such :3 a cullion. +Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I x3 am xDD caww'd Howtensio. +TWANyIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, I ^.^ have >_< often heard +x3 Of >_> youw uWu entiwe xDD affection ^-^ to UwU Bianca; +And >_< since >_< minye eyes awe witness >_> of xDD hew lightness, +I uWu wiww with you, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO so contented, +>_> Fowsweaw ;;w;; Bianca ÚwÚ and xDD hew love uWu fow ever. +HOWTENSIO. ^w^ See, how uWu they ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and couwt! UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, +;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and here I firmly x3 vow +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ do forswear UwU hew, +UwU As ^-^ onye unworthy >w< aww OwO the fowmew favouws +:33 That I ^.^ have fondwy flatter'd xDD hew :3 withaw. +TWANyIO. And here I UwU take OwO the >_< wike unfeignyed ^-^ oath, +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she would :33 entweat; +;;w;; Fie uWu on her! ^w^ See how >_> beastwy ^.^ she doth couwt :3 him! +HOWTENSIO. Wouwd >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ quite forsworn! +>_< Fow uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ suwewy ^-^ keep >_< minye ^-^ oath, +I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a wealtlly widow +Ewe three >_< days pass, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath as wong :33 wov'd me +UwU As I ^.^ have :33 wov'd :3 this >_> pwoud disdainful haggard. +And OwO so ^.^ faweweww, UwU Signyiow Wucentio. +xDD Kindnyess in :3 women, ^.^ nyot theiw uWu beauteous >w< wooks, +:33 Shaww ^.^ win my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my leave, +UwU In wesowution as I :33 swowe >_> befowe. Exit +TWANyIO. ^w^ Mistwess Bianca, bless you with such OwO gwace +UwU As >_> 'wongeth ^-^ to :3 a lover's bwessed case! +;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have ta'en you ^-^ nyapping, gentwe love, +And ^.^ have >_> fowswown you with Howtensio. +BIANCA. UwU Twanyio, you x3 jest; uWu but ^.^ have you uWu both >_> fowswown x3 me? +TWANyIO. Mistwess, ^-^ we have. +UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe x3 wid >_> of OwO Wicio. +TWANyIO. uWu I' :33 faith, :3 he'ww ^.^ have :3 a >w< wusty widow nyow, +:33 That uWu shaww >w< be woo'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedded in :3 a day. +BIANCA. :3 God ^w^ give him >_< joy! +TWANyIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^w^ tame :3 hew. +BIANCA. ÚwÚ He :33 says so, xDD Twanyio. +TWANyIO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is gonye x3 unto OwO the taming-schoow. +BIANCA. The ÚwÚ taming-schoow! >_> What, :3 is there such :3 a :3 pwace? +TWANyIO. >w< Ay, UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, +:33 That OwO teacheth tricks eleven ÚwÚ and twenty long, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ tame :3 a shrew ÚwÚ and chawm xDD hew chattewing OwO tongue. + +x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. :3 O :3 mastew, :3 mastew, ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO so wong +:33 That I x3 am dog-weawy; uWu but at last I spied +An ÚwÚ ancient :3 angew UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the hiww +uWu Wiww sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. +TWANyIO. What :3 is >_< he, Biondello? +BIONDELLO. UwU Mastew, :3 a :33 mewcatante ^w^ ow :3 a :3 pedant, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but formal in :3 appawew, +UwU In ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and countenance ^w^ suwewy >_< wike :3 a father. +UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of ^w^ him, >_< Twanyio? +TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :33 cweduwous ÚwÚ and xDD twust my :3 tawe, +I'll ^-^ make him ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem uWu Vincentio, +And ^w^ give assuwance ^-^ to >_< Baptista ÚwÚ Minyowa +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. +;;w;; Take in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye. +>_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA + +x3 Entew :3 a ;;w;; PEDANT + +OwO PEDANT. :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! +TWANyIO. And you, siw; you awe welcome. +Travel you :3 faw OwO on, ^w^ ow awe you at OwO the fawthest? +OwO PEDANT. >_> Siw, at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu fow :3 a >_> week ^w^ ow >_> two; +But then OwO up UwU fawthew, ÚwÚ and as :3 faw as Rome; +And OwO so ^-^ to Twipowi, ^-^ if :3 God lend me wife. +TWANyIO. What x3 countwyman, I pray? +OwO PEDANT. x3 Of :33 Mantua. +TWANyIO. x3 Of x3 Mantua, sir? x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid, +And come ^-^ to >w< Padua, >_> cawewess >_> of >_> youw life! +OwO PEDANT. UwU My xDD wife, :3 siw! ^-^ How, I pray? >_< Fow UwU that :33 goes hard. +TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis death uWu fow ^-^ any ^-^ onye in Mantua +ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to uWu Padua. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the cause? +Your ^-^ ships awe :33 stay'd at ;;w;; Venyice; ÚwÚ and OwO the Duke, +>_< Fow pwivate >_< quawwew :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, +;;w;; Hath pubwish'd ÚwÚ and pwocwaim'd ^.^ it openly. +^.^ 'Tis marvel- uWu but UwU that you awe uWu but newly xDD come, +You UwU might ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ewse pwocwaim'd OwO about. +OwO PEDANT. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse uWu fow me than so! +>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^.^ biwws uWu fow money uWu by exchange +From Fwowence, ÚwÚ and >w< must here x3 dewivew ^.^ them. +TWANyIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do you couwtesy, +:3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and :3 this I uWu wiww :33 advise :3 you- +First, tell uWu me, ^.^ have you >w< evew >_< been at Pisa? +OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, in ^.^ Pisa ^.^ have I >_< often :3 been, +^.^ Pisa renowned uWu fow grave OwO citizens. +TWANyIO. x3 Among them xDD knyow you ^-^ onye Vincentio? +OwO PEDANT. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ have heard >_> of ^w^ him, +OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of incompawabwe wealth. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is my fathew, siw; :3 and, ^.^ sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +UwU In count'nyance uWu somewhat doth resemble you. +BIONDELLO. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As >w< much as OwO an apple doth OwO an :33 oystew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +^w^ onye. +TWANyIO. ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw life in :3 this ^w^ extwemity, +:3 This :3 favouw uWu wiww I ^-^ do you uWu fow his OwO sake; +And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes +:33 That you awe >_< wike ^-^ to Sir ^-^ Vincentio. +His name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedit uWu shaww you undertake, +And in my house you uWu shaww >w< be fwiendwy wodg'd; +Wook UwU that you UwU take x3 upon you as you shouwd. +You undewstand uWu me, sir. ^w^ So uWu shaww you stay +;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw ^-^ businyess in OwO the :33 city. +>w< If :3 this >w< be court'sy, ;;w;; siw, accept >_> of it. +OwO PEDANT. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww wepute you >w< evew +The patron >_> of my life ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. +TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then >w< go with me ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter :33 good. +This, uWu by OwO the >_< way, I let you undewstand: +UwU My fathew :3 is here ^.^ wook'd uWu fow every :3 day +ÚwÚ To xDD pass assuwance >_> of :3 a dow'r in mawwiage +'Twixt me ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_< Baptista's daughter here. +UwU In >w< aww ^.^ these UwU ciwcumstances I'll uWu instwuct you. +uWu Go with me ^-^ to cwothe you as >_< becomes you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +>w< PETWUCHIO'S house + +x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO + +UwU GWUMIO. No, no, uWu fowsooth; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my wife. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^-^ mowe my ^.^ wwong, OwO the ^-^ mowe his ^-^ spite ^.^ appeaws. +>_> What, >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 famish x3 me? +x3 Beggaws UwU that come x3 unto my >_< fathew's xDD doow +:3 Upon ^.^ entweaty ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; awms; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ewsewhewe uWu they ^.^ meet with :33 chawity; +But OwO I, ^-^ who never knew how ^-^ to >w< entweat, +Nyow never nyeeded UwU that I shouwd >w< entweat, +OwO Am >w< stawv'd uWu fow ^.^ meat, x3 giddy uWu fow wack >_> of sleep; +x3 With oaths ^-^ kept ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and with ^w^ bwawwing ;;w;; fed; +And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; spites me ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these xDD wants- +ÚwÚ He OwO does ^.^ it uWu undew name >_> of pewfect :33 wuv; +UwU As ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd ;;w;; sweep ^w^ ow >w< eat, +'Twewe >_> deadwy sicknyess ^w^ ow ewse ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. +I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< go ÚwÚ and >_< get me >w< some uWu wepast; +I cawe ^.^ nyot what, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be >_> whowesome food. +UwU GWUMIO. What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ nyeat's ^.^ foot? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ 'Tis >_< passing >w< good; I ÚwÚ pwithee let me ^.^ have it. +UwU GWUMIO. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^w^ chowewic :3 a meat. +OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a UwU fat twipe finely broil'd? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; good Gwumio, ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it >_> me. +UwU GWUMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; I ;;w;; feaw 'tis choleric. +What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and ^.^ mustawd? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A dish UwU that I ^-^ do love ^-^ to :33 feed upon. +UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 mustawd :3 is xDD too ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ wittwe. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Why then OwO the ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ west. +UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then I uWu wiww not; you uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mustawd, +Ow ewse you >_< get nyo >_< beef >_> of :3 Gwumio. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ both, ^w^ ow one, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything :3 thou wilt. +UwU GWUMIO. UwU Why then OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ beef. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, :3 thou false >_> dewuding slave, +[Beats xDD him] +:33 That ÚwÚ feed'st me with OwO the vewy name >_> of meat. +Sorrow uWu on ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of you +:33 That ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thus x3 upon my xDD misewy! +Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, I >w< say. + +x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO with meat + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How fares my Kate? >_> What, UwU sweeting, >w< aww :3 amowt? +HOWTENSIO. Mistwess, what cheer? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO Faith, as x3 cowd as can UwU be. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwuck OwO up >w< thy spiwits, ÚwÚ wook x3 cheewfuwwy x3 upon >_> me. +Here, love, :3 thou >w< seest how :3 diwigent I OwO am, +ÚwÚ To dwess >w< thy meat ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. +I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, :3 this >_> kindnyess merits :33 thanks. +>_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 thou lov'st ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, +And >w< aww my x3 pains :3 is uWu sowted ^-^ to nyo proof. +Here, UwU take away :3 this dish. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, let ^.^ it :3 stand. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. The ^-^ poowest service :3 is wepaid with :3 thanks; +And OwO so uWu shaww ÚwÚ minye, before you ^.^ touch OwO the meat. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I :3 thank you, sir. +HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow Petruchio, fie! you awe ^-^ to blame. +^w^ Come, ^w^ Mistwess x3 Kate, I'll bear you :33 company. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Eat ^.^ it OwO up aww, Howtensio, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst me.- +^.^ Much good ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 unto >w< thy gentwe >_< heawt! +x3 Kate, xDD eat >_< apace. And nyow, my honey love, +uWu Wiww ^-^ we xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy >_< fathew's house +And revel ^.^ it as bravely as OwO the best, +x3 With silken ;;w;; coats ÚwÚ and :33 caps, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU wings, +x3 With :33 wuffs ÚwÚ and ^.^ cuffs ÚwÚ and fawthingawes ÚwÚ and OwO things, +x3 With scarfs ÚwÚ and xDD fans ÚwÚ and double >_> change >_> of ^-^ bwav'wy. +x3 With amber ^-^ bwacewets, x3 beads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this knav'ry. +>_> What, x3 hast :3 thou din'd? The >_> taiwow ^w^ stays >w< thy leisure, +ÚwÚ To xDD deck >w< thy ÚwÚ body with his wuffwing >w< tweasuwe. + +x3 Entew TAILOR + +^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us UwU see ^.^ these ÚwÚ ownyaments; +>w< Way :3 fowth OwO the >_< gown. + +x3 Entew HABERDASHER + +What UwU nyews with you, sir? +UwU HABEWDASHEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> youw wowship >_> did ;;w;; bespeak. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on :3 a powwingew; +OwO A OwO vewvet dish. :33 Fie, fie! 'tis :3 wewd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwthy; +ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a cockle ^w^ ow :3 a walnut-shell, +OwO A UwU knyack, :3 a OwO toy, :3 a uWu twick, :3 a ;;w;; baby's cap. +:3 Away with it. ^w^ Come, let me ^.^ have :3 a UwU biggew. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll ^.^ have nyo bigger; :3 this doth x3 fit OwO the UwU time, +And ^.^ gentwewomen wear such :33 caps as :3 these. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. When you awe gentle, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ onye UwU too, +And ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU haste. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; +And speak I uWu wiww. I x3 am nyo OwO chiwd, nyo ;;w;; babe. +Your x3 bettews ^.^ have enduw'd me uWu say my UwU mind, +And ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, :33 best you xDD stop >_> youw x3 eaws. +UwU My :33 tongue uWu wiww tell OwO the :3 angew >_> of my xDD heawt, +Ow ewse my xDD heawt, >w< conceawing it, uWu wiww bweak; +And wathew than ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, I uWu wiww >w< be free +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, as I please, in wowds. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st true; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pawtwy xDD cap, +OwO A :33 custawd-coffin, :3 a bauble, :3 a silken pie; +I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in UwU that :3 thou lik'st ^.^ it not. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Wuv me ^w^ ow love me ;;w;; nyot, I >_< wike OwO the xDD cap; +And ^.^ it I uWu wiww x3 have, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ have none. Exit HABERDASHER +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Thy uWu gown? ÚwÚ Why, >_> ay. ^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us ÚwÚ see't. +:3 O >w< mewcy, God! what masquing stuff :3 is hewe? +What's uWu this? OwO A >w< sweeve? ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a demi-cannyon. +>_> What, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, carv'd >_< wike OwO an appwetawt? +Here's snip ÚwÚ and uWu nyip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< swish ÚwÚ and swash, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ censew in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's :3 shop. +ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a devil's uWu nyame, taiwow, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou uWu this? +HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] I UwU see she's >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have neither ÚwÚ cap :3 nyow >_< gown. +x3 TAIWOW. You ;;w;; bid me ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and well, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD time. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and did; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, +I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid you mar ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. +Go, :33 hop me xDD uvw every ;;w;; kennyew home, +>_< Fow you uWu shaww :33 hop ^-^ without my :33 custom, sir. +I'll UwU nyonye >_> of xDD it; OwO hence! ^-^ make >_> youw :33 best >_> of it. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I never ^-^ saw :3 a better fashion'd >_< gown, +Mowe ^w^ quaint, ^-^ mowe pleasing, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe commendabwe; +Belike you UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of >_> me. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, true; ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of thee. +x3 TAIWOW. She :33 says >_> youw wowship :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O monstrous arrogance! Thou wiest, :3 thou thwead, :3 thou +thimbwe, +Thou xDD yawd, three-quarters, hawf-yawd, quarter, >_< nyaiw, +Thou x3 fwea, :3 thou uWu nyit, :3 thou winter-cricket ;;w;; thou- +ÚwÚ Bwav'd in >_< minye >_> own house with :3 a ;;w;; skein >_> of >_< thwead! +Away, :3 thou :3 wag, :3 thou UwU quantity, :3 thou x3 wemnyant; +Ow I uWu shaww OwO so bemete ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy x3 yawd +UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think uWu on prating UwU whiwst :3 thou liv'st! +I tell ^.^ thee, OwO I, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast >_> maww'd xDD hew >_< gown. +x3 TAIWOW. Your wowship :3 is ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO the UwU gown :3 is :3 made +>w< Just as my ^w^ mastew xDD had uWu diwection. +^-^ Gwumio >_> gave owdew how ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< donye. +UwU GWUMIO. I >_> gave him nyo OwO owdew; I >_> gave him OwO the >_< stuff. +x3 TAIWOW. But how >_> did you desiwe ^.^ it shouwd >w< be xDD made? +UwU GWUMIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, with xDD nyeedwe ÚwÚ and >w< thwead. +x3 TAIWOW. But >_> did you ^.^ nyot xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it cut? +UwU GWUMIO. Thou x3 hast ^-^ fac'd many ;;w;; things. +x3 TAIWOW. I have. +UwU GWUMIO. Face ^.^ nyot >_> me. Thou x3 hast brav'd many ^w^ men; bwave ^.^ nyot >_> me. I +uWu wiww neither >w< be ^-^ fac'd :3 nyow >w< bwav'd. I uWu say x3 unto ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; bid >w< thy +^w^ mastew ÚwÚ cut >_< out OwO the UwU gown; uWu but I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. +:33 Ewgo, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. +x3 TAIWOW. ÚwÚ Why, here :3 is OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to >w< testify. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Wead it. +UwU GWUMIO. The ^-^ nyote :3 wies :33 in's ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. +x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis, :3 a woose-bodied gown'- +UwU GWUMIO. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^w^ said woose-bodied >_< gown, UwU sew me in OwO the +;;w;; skiwts >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and beat me ^-^ to death with :3 a xDD bottom >_> of xDD bwown UwU bwead; I +^w^ said :3 a >_< gown. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwoceed. +x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a small compass'd >_> cape'- +UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess OwO the >_> cape. +x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a twunk ^.^ sweeve'- +UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess two ;;w;; sweeves. +x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'The ^-^ sweeves ÚwÚ cuwiouswy cut.' +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the :3 viwwainy. +UwU GWUMIO. Ewwow >w< i' th' bill, siw; error >w< i' th' >w< biww! I ^w^ commanded OwO the +^-^ sweeves shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sew'd OwO up ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll +^w^ pwuv x3 upon ^.^ thee, >w< though >w< thy wittwe fingew >w< be UwU awmed in :3 a thimbwe. +x3 TAIWOW. :3 This :3 is OwO twue UwU that I ^w^ say; OwO an I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in place where, :3 thou +shouldst xDD knyow it. +UwU GWUMIO. I x3 am uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; UwU take :3 thou OwO the bill, ^w^ give me >w< thy +xDD meteyawd, ÚwÚ and spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. +HOWTENSIO. God-a-mercy, OwO Gwumio! ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^w^ odds. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, in brief, OwO the UwU gown :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. +UwU GWUMIO. You awe >w< i' th' >_< wight, siw; 'tis uWu fow my OwO mistwess. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, UwU take ^.^ it OwO up x3 unto >w< thy >_< mastew's use. +UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Viwwain, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy life! ;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown uWu fow +>w< thy >_< mastew's :3 use! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu conceit in ÚwÚ that? +UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu conceit :3 is uWu deepew than you ÚwÚ think OwO fow. +;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown ^-^ to his >_< mastew's :3 use! +:3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] Howtensio, uWu say :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU see OwO the >_> taiwow >_> paid.- +uWu Go UwU take ^.^ it >_> hence; >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and uWu say nyo more. +HOWTENSIO. :3 Taiwow, I'll pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy UwU gown to-morrow; +;;w;; Take nyo unkindness >_> of his ^-^ hasty wowds. +Away, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy mastew. Exit TAILOR +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, xDD come, my OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 unto >_> youw >_< fathew's +>_< Even in ^.^ these >w< honyest UwU mean habiliments; +Our :3 puwses uWu shaww >w< be proud, ^-^ ouw garments >_< poow; +>_< Fow 'tis OwO the :33 mind UwU that makes OwO the ÚwÚ body rich; +And as OwO the >_< sun bweaks OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ dawkest ÚwÚ cwouds, +^w^ So uWu honyouw x3 peeweth in OwO the UwU meanyest ÚwÚ habit. +>_> What, :3 is OwO the >_> jay ^-^ mowe pwecious than OwO the lark +xDD Because his ÚwÚ feathews awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ beautifuw? +Ow :3 is OwO the x3 addew better than OwO the ^.^ eew +xDD Because his ^w^ painted ^.^ skin uWu contents OwO the x3 eye? +:3 O no, good OwO Kate; neither art :3 thou OwO the >_< wowse +>_< Fow :3 this UwU poow x3 fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ and UwU mean array. +>w< If :3 thou uWu account'st ^.^ it shame, uWu way ^.^ it uWu on me; +And OwO thewefowe >_> fwowic; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 hence >_> fowthwith +ÚwÚ To feast ÚwÚ and uWu spowt OwO us at >w< thy >_< fathew's >_< house. +uWu Go caww my ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let OwO us straight ^-^ to him; +And bwing ^-^ ouw howses x3 unto >_> Wong-wanye :3 end; +Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< mount, ÚwÚ and thithew ÚwÚ wawk uWu on foot. +Let's xDD see; I ÚwÚ think 'tis :3 nyow >w< some :3 seven o'cwock, +And ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may come there uWu by dinner-time. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I dare assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, 'tis ^w^ awmost ^-^ two, +And 'twill >w< be supper-time ewe you come ^.^ thewe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :3 seven ewe I >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. +Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ ow uWu do, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu do, +You awe still crossing it. >w< Siws, let 't alone; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; ÚwÚ and ewe I uWu do, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be what o'cwock I uWu say ^.^ it is. +HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so :3 this x3 gawwant uWu wiww xDD command OwO the OwO sun. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house + +x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; PEDANT dressed >_< wike VINCENTIO + +TWANyIO. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >_< house; >w< pwease ^.^ it you UwU that I ^-^ caww? +OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? And, uWu but I >w< be :3 deceived, +UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista ^-^ may wemembew me +Near twenty years >_< ago in uWu Genyoa, +:3 Whewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO wodgews at OwO the ÚwÚ Pegasus. +TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and howd >_> youw own, in ^-^ any ^-^ case, +x3 With such austewity as OwO wongeth ^-^ to :3 a father. + +x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +OwO PEDANT. I ;;w;; wawwant you. But, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw >w< boy; +'Twewe good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 schoow'd. +TWANyIO. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot >_> him. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, +Nyow ^-^ do >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; thwoughwy, I :33 advise you. +:33 Imaginye 'twere OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. +BIONDELLO. UwU Tut, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> me. +TWANyIO. But x3 hast :3 thou x3 donye >w< thy ewwand ^-^ to ÚwÚ Baptista? +BIONDELLO. I told him UwU that >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was at >_> Venyice, +And UwU that you ^.^ wook'd uWu fow him :3 this :3 day in uWu Padua. +TWANyIO. xDD Th'awt :3 a taww fellow; howd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^-^ to drink. +;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Baptista. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw countenyance, sir. + +x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO + +UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, you awe UwU happiwy :33 met. +uWu [To ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< PEDANT] >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told you >w< of; +I pray you ^.^ stand good fathew ^-^ to me UwU nyow; +>w< Give me ;;w;; Bianca uWu fow my patwimony. +OwO PEDANT. >_< Soft, >_< son! +>_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave: having come ^-^ to xDD Padua +ÚwÚ To x3 gathew in >w< some debts, my :3 son xDD Wucentio +^w^ Made me acquainted with :3 a ^-^ weighty cause +x3 Of love :3 between >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; himsewf; +And- uWu fow OwO the good wepowt I hear >_> of you, +And uWu fow OwO the love ^.^ he >_> beaweth ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, +And ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 him- ^-^ to stay him ^.^ nyot xDD too long, +I x3 am >_< content, in :3 a good >_< fathew's cawe, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him ;;w;; match'd; :3 and, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to >_< wike +:3 Nyo >_< wowse than OwO I, x3 upon >w< some agreement +>w< Me uWu shaww you find ready ÚwÚ and willing +x3 With ^-^ onye consent ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew OwO so ÚwÚ bestow'd; +>_< Fow uWu cuwious I cannyot >w< be with you, +UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, >_> of xDD whom I hear OwO so :33 weww. +>_> BAPTISTA. >_> Siw, pawdon me in what I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. +Your :3 pwainnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw shortness >w< pwease me :33 weww. +Wight OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 son xDD Wucentio here +^-^ Doth love my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she wuvth ^w^ him, +Ow uWu both dissembwe >_< deepwy theiw affections; +And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than this, +:33 That >_< wike :3 a fathew you uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with ^w^ him, +And xDD pass my daughter :3 a uWu sufficient ^-^ dowew, +The ^-^ match :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is donye- +Your :3 son uWu shaww ^.^ have my daughter with consent. +TWANyIO. I :3 thank you, sir. :3 Whewe then ^-^ do you xDD knyow :33 best +We >w< be xDD affied, ÚwÚ and such assuwance ta'en +UwU As uWu shaww with ;;w;; eithew :33 pawt's agreement ÚwÚ stand? +>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Nyot in my OwO house, :33 Wucentio, uWu fow you xDD knyow +Pitchews ^.^ have eaws, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have many sewvants; +UwU Besides, ^.^ owd >_> Gwemio :3 is heawk'nying stiww, +And UwU happiwy ^-^ we UwU might >w< be interrupted. +TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you. +Thewe doth my fathew >_> wie; ÚwÚ and there :3 this night +>w< We'ww xDD pass OwO the ^-^ businyess pwivatewy ÚwÚ and :33 weww. +>_> Send uWu fow >_> youw daughter uWu by >_> youw ^-^ sewvant xDD hewe; +UwU My :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch OwO the scrivener >_> pwesentwy. +The wowst :3 is this, UwU that at OwO so x3 swendew wawnying +You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 swendew :33 pittance. +>_> BAPTISTA. ^w^ It wikes me :33 weww. UwU Cambio, UwU hie you home, +And ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ make xDD hew ready ;;w;; stwaight; +And, ^-^ if you wiww, tell what ;;w;; hath :3 happenyed- +^.^ Wucentio's fathew :3 is awwiv'd in >w< Padua, +And how she's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Wucentio's wife. Exit WUCENTIO +BIONDELLO. I pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ she >w< may, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +TWANyIO. ^.^ Dawwy ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_< gods, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. +Exit xDD BIONDEWWO +UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead OwO the ^w^ way? +^-^ Wewcome! >_< Onye UwU mess :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw cheer; +^w^ Come, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww better ^.^ it in Pisa. +>_> BAPTISTA. I follow you. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. :3 Cambio. +UwU WUCENTIO. What xDD say'st thou, Biondello? +BIONDELLO. You ^-^ saw my ^w^ mastew :3 wink ÚwÚ and waugh x3 upon you? +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Biondewwo, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +BIONDELLO. OwO Faith, OwO nyothing; uWu but >_> has weft me here >_> behind ^-^ to uWu expound +OwO the meaning ^w^ ow :33 mowaw >_> of his signs ÚwÚ and tokens. +UwU WUCENTIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee uWu mowawize ^.^ them. +BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_< Baptista :3 is xDD safe, >_> tawking with OwO the OwO deceiving +fathew >_> of :3 a x3 deceitfuw :33 son. +UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of OwO him? +BIONDELLO. His daughter :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwought uWu by you ^-^ to OwO the >_< suppew. +UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ then? +BIONDELLO. The ^.^ owd pwiest at x3 Saint Luke's church :3 is at >_> youw xDD command +at >w< aww OwO houws. +UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of >w< aww uWu this? +BIONDELLO. I cannyot >_< teww, ^-^ except uWu they awe :33 busied about :3 a +>w< countewfeit assurance. ;;w;; Take >_> youw assuwance >_> of UwU hew, ;;w;; cum privilegio +:33 ad ^-^ impwimendum solum; ^-^ to th' church UwU take OwO the :33 pwiest, OwO cwewk, ÚwÚ and +>w< some uWu sufficient >w< honyest x3 witnyesses. +>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that you ÚwÚ wook for, I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, +But ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca faweweww uWu fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Heaw'st thou, Biondello? +BIONDELLO. I cannyot tarry. I knew :3 a wench married in OwO an afternoon +as ^.^ she went ^-^ to OwO the garden uWu fow pawswey ^-^ to stuff :3 a rabbit; ÚwÚ and OwO so +^-^ may you, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO adieu, sir. UwU My ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath appointed me ^-^ to +>w< go ^-^ to x3 Saint Luke's ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO the pwiest >w< be ready ^-^ to come x3 against you +come with >_> youw appendix. +Exit +UwU WUCENTIO. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and wiww, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be OwO so ;;w;; contented. +She uWu wiww >w< be pleas'd; then xDD whewefowe shouwd I doubt? +x3 Hap what :3 hap >w< may, I'll ^.^ woundwy >w< go about UwU hew; +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd ^-^ if ÚwÚ Cambio >w< go ^-^ without :3 hew. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +OwO A uWu pubwic woad + +x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; UwU once ^-^ mowe towawd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fathew's. +Good :3 Wowd, how UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ goodwy uWu shinyes OwO the x3 moon! +^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^.^ moon? The sun! ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO moonwight OwO nyow. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow uWu by my >_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and that's ÚwÚ mysewf, +^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_< staw, ^w^ ow what I wist, +Ow ewe I journey ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< house. +uWu Go uWu on ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw howses xDD back again. +;;w;; Evewmowe ;;w;; cwoss'd ÚwÚ and :3 cwoss'd; nyothing uWu but cwoss'd! +HOWTENSIO. Say as ^.^ he uWu says, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu shaww never ^.^ go. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Fowwawd, I pray, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have come OwO so :33 faw, +And >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_> sun, ^w^ ow what you pwease; +And ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to caww ^.^ it :3 a rush-candle, +:33 Hencefowth I x3 vow ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >_> me. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then you >_> wie; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed OwO sun. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Then, :3 God >w< be bwess'd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed ;;w;; sun; +But >_< sun ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; nyot, when you uWu say ^.^ it :3 is not; +And OwO the ^-^ moon x3 changes x3 even as >_> youw mind. +What you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu nyam'd, x3 even UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; is, +And OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >w< Kathewinye. +HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, OwO the field :3 is x3 won. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, x3 fowwawd, UwU fowwawd! ;;w;; thus OwO the boww shouwd ^-^ wun, +And ^.^ nyot unwuckiwy x3 against OwO the bias. +But, ^.^ soft! >w< Company :3 is UwU coming here. + +x3 Entew VINCENTIO + +uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] xDD Good-mowwow, gentwe UwU mistwess; xDD whewe xDD away?- +>_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ twuwy UwU too, +xDD Hast :3 thou x3 behewd :3 a fresher gentlewoman? +Such OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and wed within xDD hew cheeks! +What x3 staws ^-^ do >_> spangwe >w< heaven with such x3 beauty +UwU As x3 those two eyes ÚwÚ become UwU that ^w^ heavenwy face? +^-^ Faiw UwU wuvwy ;;w;; maid, UwU once ^-^ mowe good :3 day ^-^ to thee. +^.^ Sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ embwace xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew beauty's sake. +HOWTENSIO. 'A uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the man >_< mad, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of >_> him. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Young uWu budding UwU viwgin, fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweet, +Whither ^w^ away, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 abode? +x3 Happy OwO the parents >_> of OwO so fair :3 a x3 chiwd; +Happiew OwO the man xDD whom favourable x3 staws +^w^ Awwots ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his UwU wuvwy :3 bed-fewwow. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 Kate, I >w< hope :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu mad! +:3 This :3 is :3 a man, >_> owd, ÚwÚ wwinkwed, UwU faded, withewed, +And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> maiden, as :3 thou sayst ^.^ he is. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Pawdon, ^.^ owd fathew, my mistaking >_> eyes, +:33 That ^.^ have >_< been OwO so UwU bedazzwed with OwO the >_< sun +:33 That OwO evewything I ÚwÚ wook uWu on seemeth gween; +Nyow I pewceive :3 thou art :3 a OwO wevewend father. +>_> Pawdon, I pray ^.^ thee, uWu fow my mad mistaking. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Do, good ^.^ owd grandsire, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ make OwO knyown +^w^ Which uWu way :3 thou >_< twavewwest- ^-^ if ÚwÚ awong with >w< us, +We uWu shaww >w< be >_< joyfuw >_> of >w< thy :33 company. +uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you my >_> mewwy mistress, +:33 That with >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange uWu encountew >w< much >w< amaz'd uWu me, +UwU My name :3 is xDD caww'd uWu Vincentio, my dwelling >w< Pisa, +And bound I x3 am ^-^ to >w< Padua, there ^-^ to >w< visit +OwO A :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which wong I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. What :3 is his name? +uWu VINCENTIO. :33 Wucentio, gentwe sir. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Happiwy OwO met; OwO the happier uWu fow >w< thy :33 son. +And :3 nyow uWu by waw, as ;;w;; weww as OwO wevewend ^-^ age, +I ^-^ may entitle ÚwÚ thee my :33 woving father: +The ^-^ sistew ^-^ to my xDD wife, :3 this ^-^ gentwewoman, +x3 Thy :3 son uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 mawwied. uWu Wondew ;;w;; nyot, +Nyow >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ gwieved- ^.^ she :3 is >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, +Her dowwy weawthy, ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< wowthy birth; +Beside, OwO so :33 quawified as ^-^ may beseem +The xDD spouse >_> of ^-^ any x3 nyobwe gentleman. +>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace with ^.^ owd Vincentio; +And ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ we ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy >w< honyest UwU son, +OwO Who uWu wiww >_> of >w< thy >_< awwivaw >w< be :33 fuww xDD joyous. +uWu VINCENTIO. But :3 is :3 this true; ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ it ewse >_> youw pweasuwe, +;;w;; Wike >_> pweasant travellers, ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a ÚwÚ jest +:3 Upon OwO the >_> company you ;;w;; uvwtake? +HOWTENSIO. I ^-^ do assuwe ^.^ thee, fathew, OwO so ^.^ it is. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, >w< go awong, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the >w< twuth heweof; +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst mewwiment ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee jeawous. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ HOWTENSIO +HOWTENSIO. Weww, Petruchio, :3 this >_> has >w< put me in ÚwÚ heawt. +>_< Have ^-^ to my >w< widow; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 fwowawd, +;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ taught ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ to >w< be untoward. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +uWu Padua. Before ^w^ WUCENTIO'S house + +x3 Entew BIONDELLO, ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and BIANCA; uWu GWEMIO :3 is >_< out before + +BIONDELLO. uWu Softwy ÚwÚ and x3 swiftwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the pwiest :3 is weady. +UwU WUCENTIO. I fly, Biondewwo; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to :3 nyeed OwO the at +home, OwO thewefowe xDD weave ÚwÚ us. +BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, I'll UwU see OwO the church :3 a >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and then +come xDD back ^-^ to my >_< mastew's as >_> soon as I ^.^ can. +>_< Exeunt ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO +;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 mawvew ÚwÚ Cambio comes ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. + +x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, VINCENTIO, GRUMIO, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's OwO the uWu doow; :3 this :3 is ^.^ Wucentio's >_< house; +UwU My >_< fathew's uWu beaws ^-^ mowe towawd OwO the mawket-pwace; +Thithew >w< must OwO I, ÚwÚ and here I xDD weave you, sir. +uWu VINCENTIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but dwink before you ^.^ go; +I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww xDD command >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; hewe, +And uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood >w< some :33 cheew :3 is toward. ^.^ [Knyocks] +;;w;; GWEMIO. They'we busy :3 within; you ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD knyock louder. +[PEDANT looks >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ window] +OwO PEDANT. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 knyocks as ^.^ he would beat ;;w;; down OwO the gate? +uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Is UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ within, sir? +OwO PEDANT. >w< He's ÚwÚ within, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be spoken :3 withaw. +uWu VINCENTIO. What ^-^ if :3 a man bwing him :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound ^w^ ow two ^-^ to ^-^ make +>_> mewwy UwU withaw? +OwO PEDANT. Keep >_> youw ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds ^-^ to yourself; ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 nyeed UwU nyonye OwO so +wong as I wive. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I told you >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww bewuvd in uWu Padua. Do +you OwO heaw, sir? ÚwÚ To xDD weave frivolous circumstances, I pray you tell +UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio UwU that his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Pisa, ÚwÚ and :3 is here +at OwO the xDD doow ^-^ to speak with >_> him. +OwO PEDANT. Thou wiest: his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ÚwÚ and here looking +>_< out at OwO the window. +uWu VINCENTIO. Awt :3 thou his fathew? +OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, siw; OwO so his mothew uWu says, ^-^ if I ^-^ may believe :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, gentweman! +ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat ;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon you another ÚwÚ man's >w< nyame. +OwO PEDANT. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on OwO the villain; I believe UwU 'a :3 means ^-^ to >_> cozen +>_< somebody in :3 this :33 city uWu undew my :3 countenyance. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. I ^.^ have uWu seen them in OwO the church >w< togethew. :3 God ^-^ send >w< 'em +good ;;w;; shipping! But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Minye ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ^w^ Vicentio! Nyow ^-^ we +awe undonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ^-^ to nothing. +uWu VINCENTIO. >_< [Seeing BIONDEWWO] Come hithew, ;;w;; cwack-hemp. +BIONDELLO. I >w< hope I ^-^ may choose, sir. +uWu VINCENTIO. Come hithew, you >_> wogue. >_> What, ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? +BIONDELLO. Fowgot xDD you! No, sir. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget you, uWu fow I never +^-^ saw you before in >w< aww my wife. +uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What, you notorious viwwain, didst :3 thou never UwU see >w< thy +>_< mastew's fathew, Vincentio? +BIONDELLO. >_> What, my ^.^ owd x3 wowshipfuw ^.^ owd ^.^ mastew? x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, siw; UwU see +xDD whewe ^.^ he looks >_< out >_> of OwO the window. +uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? :3 [He x3 beats BIONDEWWO] +BIONDELLO. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! Here's :3 a >_< madman uWu wiww murder >_> me. +Exit +OwO PEDANT. :3 Hewp, >_< son! help, UwU Signyiow Baptista! Exit ^-^ fwom :33 abuv +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Prithee, x3 Kate, wet's ^.^ stand ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this +^-^ contwuvwsy. ^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PEDANT below; x3 BAPTISTA, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS + +TWANyIO. >_> Siw, what awe you UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to beat my :3 sewvant? +uWu VINCENTIO. What x3 am OwO I, sir? ;;w;; Nyay, what awe you, sir? :3 O immortal x3 gods! +:3 O fine viwwain! OwO A silken doublet, :3 a OwO vewvet >_> hose, :3 a uWu scawwet >w< cwoak, +ÚwÚ and :3 a copatain hat! :33 O, I x3 am :3 undonye! I x3 am :3 undonye! OwO Whiwe I xDD pway OwO the +good xDD husband at home, my :3 son ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sewvant uWu spend >w< aww at OwO the +university. +TWANyIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, :3 is OwO the man ^w^ wunyatic? +TWANyIO. >_> Siw, you ÚwÚ seem :3 a :33 sobew ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ gentweman uWu by >_> youw habit, uWu but +>_> youw uWu wowds show you :3 a madman. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what OwO 'cewns ^.^ it you ^-^ if I +wear ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and UwU gowd? I :3 thank my good fathew, I x3 am able ^-^ to +maintain it. +uWu VINCENTIO. x3 Thy ^-^ fathew! :3 O viwwain! ^.^ he :3 is :3 a saiwmakew in Bewgamo. +>_> BAPTISTA. You mistake, siw; you mistake, sir. >_> Pway, what ^-^ do you +ÚwÚ think :3 is his name? +uWu VINCENTIO. His >_< nyame! UwU As ^-^ if I knew ^.^ nyot his >_< nyame! I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him +OwO up >w< evew >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was three years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and his name :3 is xDD Twanyio. +OwO PEDANT. Away, ^w^ away, mad ^w^ ass! His name :3 is :3 Wucentio; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye +only UwU son, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the x3 wands >_> of uWu me, UwU Signyiow UwU Vicentio. +uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Wucentio! :33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath muwd'wed his >w< mastew! >w< Way howd uWu on +^w^ him, I chawge you, in OwO the >w< Duke's >w< nyame. :33 O, my UwU son, my >_< son! >_> Teww +uWu me, :3 thou viwwain, xDD whewe :3 is my UwU son, ^w^ Wucentio? +TWANyIO. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO an uWu officew. + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye with OwO an xDD OFFICEW + +uWu Cawwy :3 this mad ^.^ knyave ^-^ to OwO the gaow. Father >w< Baptista, I chawge you +UwU see UwU that ^.^ he >w< be forthcoming. +uWu VINCENTIO. uWu Cawwy me ^-^ to OwO the gaow! +;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Stay, Officer; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to prison. +>_> BAPTISTA. x3 Tawk ;;w;; nyot, UwU Signyiow Gremio; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to prison. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, west you >w< be cony-catch'd in +:3 this OwO businyess; I dare uWu sweaw :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. +OwO PEDANT. OwO Sweaw ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. +;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. +TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best uWu say UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot Wucentio. +;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Yes, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be UwU Signyiow Wucentio. +>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Away with OwO the dotard; ^-^ to OwO the OwO gaow with :3 him! +uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Thus :3 stwangews ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ haw'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ abus'd. :3 O monstrous +viwwain! + +;;w;; We-entew BIONDELLO, with WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA + +BIONDELLO. :33 O, ^-^ we awe OwO spoiw'd; ÚwÚ and :33 yondew ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! UwU Deny ^w^ him, forswear +^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we awe >w< aww undonye. +>_< Exeunt BIONDELLO, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and PEDANT, as fast as ^-^ may >w< be +UwU WUCENTIO. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, ^w^ sweet father. +uWu VINCENTIO. Wives my ^w^ sweet xDD son? +BIANCA. >_> Pawdon, dear father. +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou >w< offended? +:3 Whewe :3 is ^w^ Wucentio? +UwU WUCENTIO. Here's :33 Wucentio, +Wight :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wight uWu Vincentio, +:33 That ^.^ have uWu by mawwiage :3 made >w< thy daughter ÚwÚ minye, +OwO Whiwe >w< countewfeit ^-^ supposes :33 bweaw'd UwU thinye eyne. +;;w;; GWEMIO. Here's ^-^ packing, with :3 a ;;w;; witnyess, ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO us all! +uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that damned viwwain, UwU Twanyio, +:33 That ^-^ fac'd ÚwÚ and brav'd me in :3 this matter so? +>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this my uWu Cambio? +BIANCA. ÚwÚ Cambio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. +UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Wuv wrought ^.^ these >w< miwacwes. ^-^ Bianca's love +^w^ Made me exchange my OwO state with UwU Twanyio, +OwO Whiwe ^.^ he >_> did bear my countenance in OwO the UwU town; +And UwU happiwy I ^.^ have OwO awwived at OwO the last +^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wished x3 haven >_> of my >_< bwiss. +What ^.^ Twanyio :33 did, ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; enfowc'd him to; +;;w;; Then pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet fathew, uWu fow my sake. +uWu VINCENTIO. I'll ^w^ swit OwO the villain's nyose UwU that would ^.^ have x3 sent me ^-^ to +OwO the gaow. +>_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To LUCENTIO] But ^-^ do you OwO heaw, sir? >_< Have you married my +daughter ^-^ without ^.^ asking my good x3 wiww? +uWu VINCENTIO. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Baptista; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ content you, >w< go to; uWu but I +uWu wiww in ^-^ to >w< be :33 wevenged uWu fow :3 this :3 viwwainy. Exit +>_> BAPTISTA. And I ^-^ to :33 sound OwO the UwU depth >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. Exit +UwU WUCENTIO. Wook ^.^ nyot pawe, UwU Bianca; >w< thy fathew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot frown. +>_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA +;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU My uWu cake :3 is dough, uWu but I'll in UwU among OwO the west; +Out >_> of >w< hope >_> of >w< aww uWu but my share >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Exit +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Husband, wet's follow ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ ado. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Fiwst ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, in OwO the midst >_> of OwO the UwU stweet? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, art :3 thou asham'd >_> of x3 me? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. No, siw; :3 God uWu fowbid; uWu but asham'd ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, then, wet's UwU home again. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, wet's >_> away. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a kiss; :3 nyow pray ^.^ thee, love, >_> stay. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu weww? ^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet Kate: +>_< Bettew UwU once than OwO nyevew, uWu fow never xDD too late. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^w^ WUCENTIO'S house + +x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, VINCENTIO, OwO GWEMIO, OwO the PEDANT, ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, +PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WIDOW. The SERVINGMEN with TRANIO, +BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO, ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a ^.^ banquet + +UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, >w< though long, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ jawwing :3 nyotes ^w^ agwee; +And UwU time ^.^ it :3 is when >_< waging OwO waw :3 is x3 donye +ÚwÚ To >_> smiwe at ^.^ scapes ÚwÚ and pewiws UwU uvwbwown. +UwU My fair Bianca, ;;w;; bid my fathew welcome, +OwO Whiwe I with ;;w;; sewf-same >_> kindnyess ^-^ wewcome >w< thinye. +^w^ Bwothew Petruchio, ^-^ sistew ^w^ Kathewinya, +And thou, Howtensio, with >w< thy :33 woving OwO widow, +uWu Feast with OwO the best, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >_< house. +UwU My ^.^ banquet :3 is ^-^ to :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs OwO up +:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw gweat good ^.^ cheew. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; +>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we ^-^ sit ^-^ to :33 chat as ;;w;; weww as >w< eat. ^.^ [They sit] +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> sit, ÚwÚ and xDD eat ÚwÚ and eat! +>_> BAPTISTA. xDD Padua affowds :3 this >_> kindnyess, :3 son OwO Petwuchio. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Padua affowds nyothing uWu but what :3 is OwO kind. +HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 sakes I would UwU that >_> wowd ;;w;; wewe true. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ feaws his ÚwÚ widow. +^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Then never xDD twust me ^-^ if I >w< be >w< afeawd. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU awe vewy >w< sensibwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ miss my >_> sense: +I UwU mean ;;w;; Howtensio :3 is >w< afeawd >_> of you. +^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns wound. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Woundwy >_< wepwied. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. Mistwess, how UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? +^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ Thus I >_< conceive uWu by >_> him. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Conceives uWu by UwU me! OwO How wikes ;;w;; Howtensio ÚwÚ that? +HOWTENSIO. UwU My widow :33 says ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ÚwÚ conceives xDD hew >_> tawe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Very ;;w;; weww mended. xDD Kiss him uWu fow UwU that, good ÚwÚ widow. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 'He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ wound.' +I pray you tell me what you meant uWu by ;;w;; that. +^w^ WIDOW. Your xDD husband, being twoubwed with :3 a shwew, +Measures my >_< husband's UwU sowwow uWu by his >_> woe; +And :3 nyow you xDD knyow my meaning. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A vewy UwU mean meaning. +^w^ WIDOW. Right, I UwU mean you. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. And I x3 am >_> mean, :3 indeed, wespecting you. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, x3 Kate! +HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, >w< widow! +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; mawks, my OwO Kate OwO does >w< put xDD hew down. +HOWTENSIO. ^.^ That's my :33 office. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Spoke >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ officew- UwU ha' ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 wad. +[Dwinks ^-^ to HOWTENSIO] +>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How wikes >_> Gwemio ^.^ these :33 quick-witted >w< fowks? +;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >_> butt >_> togethew :33 weww. +BIANCA. Head ÚwÚ and :33 butt! An >_> hasty-witted ÚwÚ body +Wouwd uWu say >_> youw head ÚwÚ and >_> butt ;;w;; wewe head ÚwÚ and xDD hown. +uWu VINCENTIO. >w< Ay, ^w^ mistwess bwide, ;;w;; hath UwU that :33 awakenyed you? +BIANCA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwighted me; OwO thewefowe I'll ;;w;; sweep again. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that you uWu shaww not; >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, +>_< Have at you uWu fow :3 a :33 bittew ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow ^-^ two. +BIANCA. OwO Am I >_> youw bird? I UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift my >_< bush, +And then x3 puwsue me as you dwaw >_> youw xDD bow. +You awe ^-^ wewcome all. +>_< Exeunt BIANCA, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW +^-^ PETWUCHIO. She ;;w;; hath >w< pwevented >_> me. Here, UwU Signyiow UwU Twanyio, +:3 This biwd you ^-^ aim'd at, >w< though you :3 hit xDD hew not; +OwO Thewefowe :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that shot ÚwÚ and xDD miss'd. +TWANyIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ swipp'd me >_< wike his greyhound, +^w^ Which runs himself, ÚwÚ and catches uWu fow his mastew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A good swift >_> simiwe, uWu but xDD something currish. +TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis well, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^.^ hunted uWu fow yourself; +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought >_> youw ;;w;; deew OwO does howd you at :3 a ^w^ bay. +>_> BAPTISTA. :33 O, :33 O, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ Twanyio :3 hits you OwO nyow. +UwU WUCENTIO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that gird, good xDD Twanyio. +HOWTENSIO. >_< Confess, UwU confess; ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 hit you hewe? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. 'A >_> has :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ gaww'd uWu me, I UwU confess; +And, as OwO the ÚwÚ jest >_> did OwO gwance away ^-^ fwom uWu me, +^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it ^.^ maim'd you two >_< outwight. +>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, in good uWu sadnyess, :3 son Petruchio, +I ÚwÚ think :3 thou x3 hast OwO the vewiest shrew >_> of all. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, I uWu say no; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow assuwance, +Let's OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ send x3 unto his xDD wife, +And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU wife :3 is UwU most ^-^ obedient, +ÚwÚ To come at ^.^ fiwst when ^.^ he doth ^-^ send uWu fow UwU hew, +:33 Shaww ^.^ win OwO the uWu wagew ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww propose. +HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. What's OwO the wager? +UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Twenty crowns. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Twenty x3 cwowns? +I'll venture OwO so >w< much >_> of my :3 hawk ^w^ ow >_> hound, +But twenty xDD times OwO so >w< much x3 upon my wife. +UwU WUCENTIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD then. +HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A match! 'tis >w< donye. +HOWTENSIO. OwO Who uWu shaww >_> begin? +UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww :3 I. +Go, >_> Biondewwo, ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to >_> me. +BIONDELLO. I ^.^ go. Exit +>_> BAPTISTA. >_< Son, I'll >w< be >_> youw half ;;w;; Bianca comes. +UwU WUCENTIO. I'll ^.^ have nyo :3 hawves; I'll bear ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? +BIONDELLO. >_> Siw, my ^w^ mistwess >_> sends you >_> wowd +:33 That ^.^ she :3 is busy ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot come. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ How! x3 She's ÚwÚ busy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot x3 come! +^-^ Is UwU that OwO an OwO answew? +;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kind ^-^ onye ^w^ too. +;;w;; Pway God, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ send you ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< wowse. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< hope ^w^ bettew. +HOWTENSIO. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, >w< go ÚwÚ and entweat my UwU wife +ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to me x3 fowthwith. Exit xDD BIONDEWWO +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, UwU ho! entweat her! +;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds come. +HOWTENSIO. I x3 am x3 afwaid, ;;w;; siw, +Do what you ^-^ can, x3 youws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO + +Nyow, ^w^ whewe's my x3 wife? +BIONDELLO. She :33 says you ^.^ have >w< some ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ jest in hand: +She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come; ^.^ she >_< bids you come ^-^ to :3 hew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come! :3 O vile, +UwU Intowewabwe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! +Sirrah Gwumio, >w< go ^-^ to >_> youw UwU mistwess; +Say I xDD command xDD hew come ^-^ to >_> me. Exit ÚwÚ GWUMIO +HOWTENSIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< answew. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ What? +HOWTENSIO. She uWu wiww not. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. The UwU fouwew >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. + +;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA + +>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, here comes ^w^ Kathewinya! +^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ send uWu fow x3 me? +^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and >w< Howtensio's x3 wife? +^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ They ^-^ sit conferring uWu by OwO the pawwouw >w< fiwe. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them uWu hithew; ^-^ if uWu they deny ^-^ to come. +^-^ Swinge me them soundwy :3 fowth x3 unto theiw x3 husbands. +Away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and bwing them UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. +Exit KATHERINA +UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ if you talk >_> of :3 a wondew. +HOWTENSIO. And OwO so ^.^ it is. I wonder what ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, xDD peace ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and >_> quiet xDD wife, +An awfuw UwU wuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >_< supwemacy; +And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, what ^.^ nyot that's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and happy. +>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow fair befall ^.^ thee, good ^-^ Petwuchio! +The uWu wagew :3 thou x3 hast OwO won; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 ad +^.^ Unto theiw ÚwÚ wosses twenty ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; +>_> Anyothew dowwy ^-^ to another >_> daughtew, +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ chang'd, as ^.^ she xDD had never ^.^ been. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^.^ win my uWu wagew better >_> yet, +And show ^-^ mowe >w< sign >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, +Her new-built :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience. + +;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA with ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW + +^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and brings >_> youw froward ;;w;; wives +UwU As prisoners ^-^ to xDD hew ^.^ womanwy pewsuasion. +;;w;; Kathewinye, UwU that ÚwÚ cap >_> of x3 youws >_< becomes you nyot: +^-^ Off with UwU that bauble, thwow ^.^ it xDD undewfoot. +[KATHERINA uWu compwies] +^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, let me never ^.^ have :3 a cause ^-^ to sigh +;;w;; Tiww I >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to such :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; pass! +BIANCA. >_< Fie! what :3 a foowish >_> duty caww you uWu this? +UwU WUCENTIO. I would >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; wewe as foowish :33 too; +The OwO wisdom >_> of >_> youw duty, fair Bianca, +;;w;; Hath uWu cost me :3 a ^-^ hundwed >w< cwowns >_< since ^.^ suppew-time! +BIANCA. The ^-^ mowe OwO foow you uWu fow x3 waying uWu on my >_< duty. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye, I chawge ^.^ thee, tell ^.^ these headstwong >w< women +What >_> duty uWu they ^-^ do owe theiw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 husbands. +^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we >_< mocking; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo :33 tewwing. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. +^w^ WIDOW. She uWu shaww not. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ she shall. And ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. +^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 Fie, fie! unknit UwU that ^w^ thweatenying UwU unkind brow, +And ^w^ dawt ^.^ nyot scownfuw x3 gwances ^-^ fwom x3 those eyes +ÚwÚ To x3 wound >w< thy lord, >w< thy ^-^ king, >w< thy x3 guvwnyow. +^w^ It >_> bwots >w< thy x3 beauty as ^-^ fwosts ^-^ do bite OwO the ÚwÚ meads, +OwO Confounds >w< thy ÚwÚ fame as ÚwÚ whiwwwinds >_< shake fair >_< buds, +And in nyo :33 sense :3 is ^.^ meet ^w^ ow ÚwÚ amiabwe. +OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; mov'd :3 is >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain :33 twoubwed- +Muddy, OwO iww-seeming, ;;w;; thick, >_> beweft >_> of beauty; +And >_< whiwe ^.^ it :3 is so, UwU nyonye OwO so OwO dwy ^w^ ow thirsty +uWu Wiww >_> deign ^-^ to sip ^w^ ow ^.^ touch ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of it. +x3 Thy xDD husband :3 is >w< thy lord, >w< thy xDD wife, >w< thy x3 keepew, +x3 Thy uWu head, >w< thy UwU suvweign; ^-^ onye UwU that >_> cawes uWu fow ^.^ thee, +And uWu fow >w< thy maintenyance :3 commits his ÚwÚ body +ÚwÚ To painful >_< wabouw uWu both uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, +ÚwÚ To watch OwO the night in stowms, OwO the :3 day in cold, +>w< Whiwst :3 thou ^-^ wiest warm at home, secure ÚwÚ and >_< safe; +And x3 cwaves nyo uWu othew twibute at >w< thy ^.^ hands +But love, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and OwO twue obedience- +:3 Too wittwe ;;w;; payment uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a UwU debt. +Such >_> duty as OwO the :33 subject ÚwÚ owes OwO the ^w^ pwince, +>_< Even such :3 a ^-^ woman :33 oweth ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ husband; +And when ^.^ she :3 is :3 fwowawd, OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, >_> souw, +And ^.^ nyot uWu obedient ^-^ to his >w< honyest wiww, +What :3 is ^.^ she uWu but :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD contending rebel +And gwacewess >_> twaitow ^-^ to xDD hew :33 woving UwU wowd? +I x3 am asham'd UwU that >w< women awe OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe +ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO waw xDD whewe uWu they shouwd knyeew uWu fow ^w^ peace; +Ow >w< seek uWu fow UwU wuwe, supremacy, ÚwÚ and sway, +When uWu they awe bound ^-^ to serve, love, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; obey. +UwU Why awe ^-^ ouw OwO bodies ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and uWu weak ÚwÚ and smooth, +^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to ^w^ toww ÚwÚ and twoubwe in OwO the UwU wowwd, +But UwU that ^-^ ouw ^.^ soft >_< conditions ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts +;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; weww agree with ^-^ ouw ^-^ extewnyaw pawts? +^w^ Come, xDD come, you froward ÚwÚ and unable >_< wowins! +UwU My :33 mind ;;w;; hath >_< been as xDD big as ^-^ onye >_> of xDD youws, +UwU My OwO heawt as >_> gweat, my reason uWu hapwy :3 mowe, +ÚwÚ To :33 bandy >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 fwown uWu fow ^.^ fwown; +But :3 nyow I UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO wances awe uWu but ^.^ stwaws, +Our OwO stwength as ;;w;; weak, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ past >_> compawe, +:33 That seeming ^-^ to >w< be UwU most ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< indeed :33 weast >_> awe. +;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw >_> stomachs, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyo xDD boot, +And place >_> youw ^.^ hands x3 bewow >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ foot; +UwU In token >_> of ;;w;; which duty, ^-^ if ^.^ he please, +UwU My hand :3 is ^w^ weady, ^-^ may ^.^ it ^-^ do him OwO ease. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's :3 a >_< wench! Come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate. +UwU WUCENTIO. Weww, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, ^.^ owd >_> wad, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ ha't. +uWu VINCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good hearing when chiwdwen awe toward. +UwU WUCENTIO. But :3 a harsh hearing when >w< women awe froward. +^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. +We three awe xDD mawwied, uWu but you two awe uWu sped. +uWu [To LUCENTIO] ÚwÚ 'Twas I xDD won OwO the >_< wagew, >w< though you :3 hit OwO the white; +And being :3 a winnyew, :3 God ^w^ give you good :3 nyight! +>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA +HOWTENSIO. Nyow >w< go >w< thy ways; :3 thou x3 hast :33 tam'd :3 a curst ^.^ shwow. +UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< wondew, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 tam'd ÚwÚ so. +>_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +xDD 1612 + +OwO THE xDD TEMPEST + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +;;w;; AWONSO, UwU King >_> of Nyapwes +;;w;; SEBASTIAN, his bwothew +PWOSPEWO, OwO the ^.^ wight UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan +;;w;; ANTONyIO, his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu usuwping UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan +FERDINAND, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes +GONZALO, OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ owd :33 counsewwow + +^.^ Wowds +OwO ADWIAN +>w< FWANCISCO +UwU CAWIBAN, :3 a savage ÚwÚ and ^w^ defowmed ^w^ swave +TRINCULO, :3 a >_> jestew +STEPHANyO, :3 a drunken ^w^ butwew +>_< MASTEW >_< OF OwO A SHIP +BOATSWAIN +ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS + +MIRANDA, daughter ^-^ to Prospero + +AWIEW, OwO an >_> aiwy spirit + +>_> Spiwits +:3 IWIS +CEWES +ÚwÚ JUNyO +xDD NYMPHS +REAPERS +Other >_> Spiwits :33 attending uWu on Prospero + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +OwO A ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; >w< aftewwawds OwO an unyinhabited >_< iswand + + + +OwO THE xDD TEMPEST +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +uWu On :3 a ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; :3 a >w< tempestuous ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew ÚwÚ and :3 wightnying heard + +x3 Entew :3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :3 a BOATSWAIN + +MASTER. Boatswain! +>_> BOATSWAIN. Here, master; what cheer? +MASTER. :33 Good! ^w^ Speak ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ mawinyews; ^-^ faww to't >_< yawewy, ^w^ ow +^-^ we run uWu ouwsewves OwO agwound; bestiw, OwO bestiw. Exit + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS + +>_> BOATSWAIN. ;;w;; Heigh, my heawts! cheewwy, cheewwy, my heawts! +:3 yawe, yawe! ;;w;; Take in OwO the topsaiw. UwU Tend ^-^ to th' >_< mastew's +UwU whistwe. ^-^ Bwow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou ^-^ buwst >w< thy wind, ^-^ if :3 woom ^w^ enyough. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, FEWDINyAND +GONZALO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +x3 AWONSO. Good xDD boatswain, ^.^ have cawe. Where's OwO the ^.^ mastew? +;;w;; Pway OwO the ^-^ men. +>_> BOATSWAIN. I pray nyow, ^-^ keep below. +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, :33 boson? +>_> BOATSWAIN. Do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO him? You mar ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; +^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ cabins; you ^-^ do ^-^ assist OwO the ^.^ stowm. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu good, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +>_> BOATSWAIN. When OwO the ÚwÚ sea is. :33 Hence! What >_> cawes ^.^ these +woawews uWu fow OwO the name >_> of king? ÚwÚ To cabin! silence! OwO Twoubwe +OwO us not. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Good, ÚwÚ yet wemembew xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast >_< aboawd. +>_> BOATSWAIN. None UwU that I ^-^ mowe love than ^-^ mysewf. You awe +UwU counsewwow; ^-^ if you can xDD command ^.^ these >_< ewements ^-^ to +:3 siwence, ÚwÚ and wowk OwO the xDD peace >_> of OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +hand :3 a x3 wope more. ;;w;; Use >_> youw authowity; ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, ^w^ give +^w^ thanks you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd OwO so long, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself ready +in >_> youw xDD cabin uWu fow OwO the mischance >_> of OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO so +>_< hap.-Cheewwy, good >_> heawts!-Out >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< way, I >w< say. +Exit +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have gweat comfort ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow. x3 Methinks +^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo dwownying mark x3 upon him; his complexion :3 is +pewfect x3 gawwows. Stand :3 fast, good ÚwÚ Fate, ^-^ to his ^-^ hanging; +^-^ make OwO the x3 wope >_> of his >w< destiny ^-^ ouw ^-^ cabwe, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> own doth +wittwe UwU advantage. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be hang'd, ^-^ ouw +UwU case :3 is :33 misewabwe. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew BOATSWAIN + +>_> BOATSWAIN. x3 Down with OwO the OwO topmast. :3 Yawe, ;;w;; wowew, lower! +>_< Bwing xDD hew ^-^ to twy wi' th' :3 maincouwse. ;;w;; [A x3 cwy ^w^ within] OwO A +pwague x3 upon :3 this howwing! ^.^ They awe woudew than OwO the +weather ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw :33 office. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and :33 GONZAWO + +>_> Yet ^-^ again! What ^-^ do you hewe? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and +^.^ dwown? >_< Have you :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to UwU sink? +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ÚwÚ thwoat, you ^.^ bawwing, bwasphemous, +incharitable xDD dog! +>_> BOATSWAIN. OwO Wowk you, xDD then. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Hang, >_< cuw; uWu hang, you ^w^ whoweson, UwU insowent >_> nyoisemakew; +^-^ we awe less ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd than :3 thou awt. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I'll ;;w;; wawwant him uWu fow drowning, >w< though OwO the ;;w;; ship ;;w;; wewe +nyo stronger than :3 a nutshell, ÚwÚ and as uWu weaky as OwO an ÚwÚ unstanched +:33 wench. +>_> BOATSWAIN. >w< Way xDD hew >w< a-howd, a-hold; xDD set xDD hew two x3 couwses; x3 off +^-^ to ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ again; uWu way xDD hew UwU off. + +x3 Entew uWu MAWINyEWS, >_> Wet +^.^ MAWINyEWS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ wost! ^-^ to >_> pwayews, ^-^ to >_> pwayews! >w< aww ^w^ wost! +>_< Exeunt +>_> BOATSWAIN. >_> What, >w< must ^-^ ouw OwO mouths >w< be ;;w;; cowd? +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Prince at >_> pwayews! +Let's ^-^ assist ;;w;; them, +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw UwU case :3 is as ;;w;; theiws. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu patience. +x3 ANTONyIO. We awe mewewy cheated >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu by drunkards. +:3 This >_< wide-chopp'd UwU wascaw-wouwd :3 thou x3 mightst lie dwownying +The washing >_> of >w< ten tides! +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. He'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> yet, +^-^ Though every >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew uWu sweaw x3 against it, +And gape at ^.^ wid'st ^-^ to :33 gwut >_> him. +;;w;; [A :33 confused ^w^ nyoise within: uWu Mewcy uWu on >_< us! +We >_< spwit, ^-^ we UwU spwit! Faweweww, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ chiwdwen! +Faweweww, ^-^ bwothew! We >_< spwit, ^-^ we >_< spwit, ^-^ we ;;w;; spwit!] +x3 ANTONyIO. Let's >w< aww sink wi' th' King. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Let's UwU take xDD weave >_> of >_> him. +>_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow would I ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs >_> of ÚwÚ sea uWu fow +OwO an acwe >_> of xDD bawwen gwound-wong >w< heath, xDD bwown UwU fuwze, ^-^ any +>_> thing. The wills :33 abuv >w< be >_< donye, uWu but I would fain die +OwO dwy :33 death. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 2 + +The >_< Iswand. Before PROSPERO'S cell + +x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and MIWANDA + +>w< MIWANDA. >w< If uWu by >_> youw :3 awt, my ;;w;; deawest fathew, you ^.^ have +x3 Put OwO the wiwd UwU watews in :3 this >_< woaw, allay ^.^ them. +The UwU sky, ^.^ it seems, would pouw ;;w;; down uWu stinking >_> pitch, +But UwU that OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ mounting ^-^ to th' wewkin's cheek, +x3 Dashes OwO the x3 fiwe >_< out. :33 O, I ^.^ have x3 suffewed +x3 With x3 those UwU that I ^-^ saw suffer! OwO A bwave :33 vessew, +OwO Who xDD had nyo x3 doubt >w< some x3 nyobwe ;;w;; cweatuwe in UwU hew, +Dash'd >w< aww ^-^ to pieces! :33 O, OwO the x3 cwy >_> did xDD knyock +uWu Against my vewy >_< heawt! OwO Poow souls, uWu they >_< pewish'd. +Had I >_< been ^-^ any god >_> of :33 powew, I would +>_< Have ^w^ sunk OwO the ÚwÚ sea within OwO the :3 eawth ^w^ ow ewe +^w^ It shouwd OwO the good ;;w;; ship OwO so ^.^ have swawwow'd ÚwÚ and +The fraughting souws within :3 hew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Be ^.^ conyected; +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ amazement; tell >_> youw >w< piteous OwO heawt +There's nyo harm >w< donye. +>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, >_> woe OwO the xDD day! +OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyo hawm. +I ^.^ have x3 donye nyothing uWu but in cawe >_> of ^.^ thee, +x3 Of ^.^ thee, my dear one, ^.^ thee, my >_> daughtew, ^-^ who +Awt ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :3 thou :3 awt, UwU nyought ÚwÚ knyowing +x3 Of :3 whence I OwO am, :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe better +>w< Than Prospero, ^w^ mastew >_> of :3 a :33 fuww UwU poow >w< ceww, +And >w< thy nyo gweatew father. +>w< MIWANDA. Mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow +OwO Did never meddle with my xDD thoughts. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time +I shouwd infowm ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fawthew. ;;w;; Wend >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +And xDD pwuck my ÚwÚ magic ^w^ gawment ^-^ fwom >_> me. UwU So, +[Lays ;;w;; down his :33 mantwe] +Wie there my awt. ;;w;; Wipe :3 thou UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; ^.^ have uWu comfowt. +The >_< diwefuw >w< spectacwe >_> of OwO the UwU wweck, ;;w;; which ^w^ touch'd +The vewy :3 viwtue >_> of compassion in ^.^ thee, +I ^.^ have with such pwovision in >_< minye art +^w^ So OwO safewy owdewed UwU that there :3 is nyo x3 souw- +No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 pewdition as OwO an >_< haiw +ÚwÚ Betid ^-^ to ^-^ any ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the vessel +^w^ Which :3 thou >_< heawd'st cwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou saw'st sink. +>_> Sit down, uWu fow :3 thou >w< must :3 nyow xDD knyow ÚwÚ fawthew. +>w< MIWANDA. You ^.^ have >_< often +uWu Begun ^-^ to tell me what I ^.^ am; uWu but stopp'd, +And weft me ^-^ to :3 a :33 bootwess inquisition, +;;w;; Concwuding UwU 'Stay; ^.^ nyot OwO yet.' +OwO PWOSPEWO. The hour's :3 nyow x3 come; +The vewy :3 minyute >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ope UwU thinye OwO eaw. +ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. OwO Canst :3 thou wemembew +OwO A UwU time before ^-^ we came x3 unto :3 this ÚwÚ ceww? +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou OwO canst; uWu fow then :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot +Out three years ^.^ owd. +>w< MIWANDA. :3 Cewtainwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ can. +OwO PWOSPEWO. By ;;w;; what? By ^-^ any uWu othew OwO house, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ pewson? +x3 Of ^-^ any xDD thing OwO the ^-^ image, tell uWu me, UwU that +;;w;; Hath ^-^ kept with >w< thy remembrance? +>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw OwO off, +And wathew >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam than OwO an assuwance +:33 That my wemembwance OwO wawwants. Had I ^.^ nyot +OwO Fouw, ^w^ ow >_> five, >w< women once, UwU that ÚwÚ tended x3 me? +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou hadst, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, >_< Miwanda. But how :3 is ^.^ it +:33 That :3 this ;;w;; wives in >w< thy >_< mind? What >w< seest :3 thou ewse +UwU In OwO the dark ;;w;; backwawd ÚwÚ and :33 abysm >_> of >_> time? +>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west aught, ewe :3 thou xDD cam'st ;;w;; hewe, +OwO How :3 thou xDD cam'st here :3 thou mayst. +>w< MIWANDA. But UwU that I ^-^ do not. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Twelve yeaw ÚwÚ since, x3 Miwanda, twewve yeaw ÚwÚ since, +x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and +OwO A pwince >_> of >_> powew. +>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, awe ^.^ nyot you my fathew? +OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Thy mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a piece >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and +She ^w^ said :3 thou >_< wast my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew +>_> Was UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and his only ÚwÚ heiw +And pwincess nyo >_< wowse :3 issued. +>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, OwO the >_< heavens! +What ;;w;; fouw xDD pway xDD had ^-^ we UwU that ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom uWu thence? +Ow bwessed >_> was't ^-^ we ;;w;; did? +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my giww. +By ;;w;; fouw play, as :3 thou >w< say'st, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ^-^ heav'd thence; +But blessedly howp hithew. +>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, my OwO heawt >_> bweeds +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think o' th' >_> teen UwU that I ^.^ have tuwn'd you ^.^ to, +^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ fwom my remembrance. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ fawthew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe, xDD caww'd Antonio- +I pray ^.^ thee, mark me UwU that :3 a bwothew shouwd +Be OwO so ^-^ pewfidious. >_< He, xDD whom next thyself +x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him >w< put +The manage >_> of my x3 state; as at UwU that UwU time +^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; signyowies ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 fiwst, +And Prospero OwO the >_> pwime duke, being OwO so weputed +UwU In dignity, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> wibewaw ^w^ awts +Without :3 a OwO pawawwew, x3 those being >w< aww my xDD study- +The government I UwU cast x3 upon my bwothew +And ^-^ to my OwO state ^-^ gwew UwU stwangew, being twanspowted +And UwU wapt in >w< secwet studies. x3 Thy false OwO uncwe- +Dost :3 thou ^.^ attend x3 me? +>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, UwU most heedfully. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Being UwU once x3 pewfected how ^-^ to gwant suits, +OwO How ^-^ to deny ;;w;; them, ^-^ who x3 t' >w< advance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who +ÚwÚ To trash uWu fow x3 uvw-topping, OwO nyew created +The cweatuwes UwU that ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ minye, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ ow >_< chang'd >w< 'em, +Ow ewse OwO nyew form'd x3 'em; having uWu both OwO the ;;w;; key +x3 Of ^w^ officew ÚwÚ and >_> office, xDD set >w< aww hearts >w< i' th' OwO state +ÚwÚ To what xDD tunye pleas'd his >_> eaw; UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +The ivy ;;w;; which xDD had hid my >_< pwincewy twunk +And >w< suck'd my :3 vewduwe >_< out on't. Thou ^.^ attend'st not. +>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, I >w< do! +OwO PWOSPEWO. I pray ^.^ thee, mark >_> me. +I ;;w;; thus neglecting :33 wowwdwy ^w^ ends, >w< aww x3 dedicated +ÚwÚ To closeness ÚwÚ and OwO the bettering >_> of my :33 mind +x3 With UwU that which, uWu but uWu by being OwO so retir'd, +>_< O'ew-pwiz'd >w< aww popuwaw :3 wate, in my false bwothew +Awak'd OwO an evil nyatuwe; ÚwÚ and my twust, +;;w;; Wike :3 a good parent, >_> did ^.^ beget >_> of him +OwO A >_< fawsehood, in :3 its contrary as gweat +UwU As my xDD twust ^-^ was; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< indeed nyo >_< wimit, +OwO A >_< confidence sans bound. ÚwÚ He being ;;w;; thus >_< wowded, +:3 Nyot only with what my OwO wevenyue yielded, +But what my power UwU might ewse x3 exact, >_< wike ^-^ onye +OwO Who having OwO into truth, uWu by x3 tewwing >_> of it, +^w^ Made such :3 a sinner >_> of his memory, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cwedit his >_> own :3 wie-he >_> did believe +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the Duke; >_< out o' th' xDD substitution, +And x3 executing th' >_> outwawd ;;w;; face >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty +x3 With >w< aww :33 pwewogative. >_< Hence his ambition growing- +Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? +>w< MIWANDA. Your :3 tawe, ;;w;; siw, would cure xDD deafnyess. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo x3 scween :3 between :3 this part ^.^ he >_> pway'd +And him ^.^ he >_> pway'd ^.^ it for, ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww >w< be +>_> Absowute UwU Miwan. :33 Me, UwU poow UwU man-my library +>_> Was :33 dukedom uWu wawge enough-of :3 tempowaw x3 woyawties +ÚwÚ He OwO thinks me :3 nyow incapable; >_< confedewates, +^w^ So OwO dwy ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow sway, wi' th' UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him annual ^.^ twibute, ^-^ do him homage, +^w^ Subject his coronet ^-^ to his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend +The ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ yet unbow'd-alas, UwU poow Miwan!- +ÚwÚ To UwU most ^-^ ignyobwe stooping. +>w< MIWANDA. :3 O OwO the >_< heavens! +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk his condition, ÚwÚ and th' UwU event, then tell me +>w< If :3 this UwU might >w< be :3 a brother. +>w< MIWANDA. I shouwd xDD sin +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu but ^w^ nyobwy >_> of my grandmother: +Good UwU wombs ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO bad :33 sons. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO the x3 condition: +:3 This UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, being OwO an enemy +ÚwÚ To me invetewate, OwO heawkens my >_< bwothew's >_< suit; +^w^ Which OwO was, UwU that >_< he, in ^.^ wieu o' th' ^.^ pwemises, +x3 Of homage, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much ^.^ twibute, +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ pwesentwy extirpate me ÚwÚ and >_< minye +Out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ and confer fair OwO Miwan +x3 With >w< aww OwO the honours uWu on my brother. Whereon, +OwO A treacherous ;;w;; awmy x3 wevied, ^-^ onye xDD midnyight +OwO Fated ^-^ to th' >_< puwpose, >_> did ^-^ Antonyio open +The ^w^ gates >_> of Milan; :3 and, >w< i' th' UwU dead >_> of dawknyess, +The ^.^ minyistews uWu fow th' OwO puwpose huwwied ^.^ thence +>w< Me ÚwÚ and >w< thy cwying >w< sewf. +>w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow pity! +OwO I, ^.^ nyot OwO wememb'wing how I :3 cwied >_< out then, +uWu Wiww x3 cwy ^.^ it o'ew ÚwÚ again; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ hint +:33 That wrings >_< minye eyes to't. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Heaw :3 a wittwe :3 fuwthew, +And then I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ businyes +^w^ Which :3 nyow's x3 upon 's; ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 this story +Were UwU most impertinent. +>w< MIWANDA. >w< Whewefowe >_> did uWu they ^.^ nyot +:33 That hour >_< destwoy >_> us? +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Weww ^w^ demanded, >_< wench! +UwU My xDD tawe provokes UwU that :33 question. :3 Deaw, uWu they durst ;;w;; nyot, +^w^ So dear OwO the love my ^w^ peopwe ^-^ bowe me; :3 nyow xDD set +OwO A mark OwO so bwoody uWu on OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but +x3 With colours ^-^ faiwew ^w^ painted theiw ;;w;; fouw >_> ends. +UwU In few, uWu they huwwied OwO us aboawd :3 a bawk; +:3 Bowe OwO us >w< some leagues ^-^ to >_< sea, xDD whewe uWu they prepared +OwO A rotten xDD cawcass >_> of :3 a :3 butt, ^.^ nyot rigg'd, +Nyow tackle, >_> saiw, :3 nyow ;;w;; mast; OwO the vewy rats +>w< Instinctivewy ^.^ have ;;w;; quit it. Thewe uWu they hoist >w< us, +ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ to th' >_< sea, UwU that xDD woaw'd ^-^ to >_< us; ^-^ to sigh +ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ winds, uWu whose pity, UwU sighing xDD back uWu again, +OwO Did OwO us uWu but :33 woving ^.^ wwong. +>w< MIWANDA. Awack, what twoubwe +>_> Was I then ^-^ to xDD you! +OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, :3 a ^-^ chewubin +Thou >_< wast UwU that >_> did OwO pwesewve UwU me! Thou didst >_> smiwe, +uWu Infused with :3 a uWu fowtitude ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, +When I ^.^ have >_> deck'd OwO the ÚwÚ sea with ^.^ dwops :33 fuww >_> sawt, +^.^ Undew my >_> buwden gwoan'd; ;;w;; which rais'd in me +An :3 undewgoing >w< stomach, ^-^ to bear OwO up +uWu Against what shouwd uWu ensue. +>w< MIWANDA. OwO How came ^-^ we ashore? +OwO PWOSPEWO. By x3 Pwovidence divine. +uWu Some >_< food ^-^ we xDD had ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ fwesh >w< watew UwU that +OwO A x3 nyobwe Neapolitan, Gonzalo, +Out >_> of his ^w^ chawity, ^-^ who being then appointed +^-^ Mastew >_> of :3 this design, >_> did ^w^ give >w< us, with +UwU Wich x3 gawments, uWu winyens, ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and OwO nyecessawies, +^w^ Which >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; steaded :33 much; so, >_> of his uWu gentwenyess, +:33 Knyowing I :33 wov'd my ^-^ books, ^.^ he furnish'd me +From >_< minye >_> own library with uWu vowumes UwU that +I UwU pwize :33 abuv my >_> dukedom. +>w< MIWANDA. Wouwd I UwU might +But >w< evew UwU see UwU that ^w^ man! +OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow I arise. OwO [Puts uWu on his :33 mantwe] +>_> Sit stiww, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the last >_> of ^-^ ouw sea-sowwow. +;;w;; Hewe in :3 this >_< iswand ^-^ we arriv'd; ÚwÚ and here +>_< Have OwO I, >w< thy schoolmaster, :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit +>w< Than uWu othew UwU pwincess' ^-^ can, UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time +>_< Fow vainyew >_> houws, ÚwÚ and tutors ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU cawefuw. +>w< MIWANDA. Heavens :3 thank you :33 fow't! And nyow, I pray you, +;;w;; siw, +>_< Fow still 'tis >_> beating in my UwU mind, >_> youw reason +>_< Fow raising :3 this ^w^ sea-stowm? +OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Knyow ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowth: +By accident UwU most stwange, bountiful ;;w;; Fowtunye, +Nyow my dear >w< wady, ;;w;; hath >_< minye >_> enyemies +Brought ^-^ to :3 this :33 showe; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >w< pwescience +I find my zenith doth depend x3 upon +OwO A UwU most >_< auspicious >_< staw, uWu whose influence +>w< If :3 nyow I couwt ;;w;; nyot, uWu but omit, my :3 fowtunyes +uWu Wiww >w< evew aftew droop. ;;w;; Hewe OwO cease ^-^ mowe questions; +Thou art ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to sleep; 'tis :3 a good ^.^ duwwnyess, +And ^w^ give ^.^ it way. I xDD knyow :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu choose. +OwO [MIWANDA :33 sweeps] +Come ^w^ away, ^.^ sewvant; x3 come; I x3 am ready OwO nyow. +Appwoach, my Ariel. x3 Come. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW + +>_> AWIEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, gweat >w< mastew! grave ;;w;; siw, hail! I come +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< thy :33 best ^-^ pweasuwe; be't ^-^ to fly, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; swim, ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into OwO the fire, ^-^ to ride +uWu On OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd :3 cwouds. ÚwÚ To >w< thy >w< stwong >_> bidding ^w^ task +>w< Awiew ÚwÚ and >w< aww his quality. +OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Hast thou, ^.^ spiwit, +Perform'd ^-^ to point OwO the ^w^ tempest UwU that I bade OwO thee? +>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To every OwO awticwe. +I :33 boawded OwO the King's ^.^ ship; :3 nyow uWu on OwO the OwO beak, +Nyow in OwO the x3 waist, OwO the ÚwÚ deck, in every >_> cabin, +I flam'd >_< amazement. >_< Sometime :3 I'd >_> divide, +And >_< buwn in many ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu on OwO the >_> topmast, +The x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and bowsprit, would I flame ;;w;; distinctwy, +;;w;; Then ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_> join ÚwÚ Juv's ^-^ wightnying, OwO the pwecuwsows +>w< O' th' dreadful x3 thundew-cwaps, ^-^ mowe momentary +And OwO sight-outwunnying ;;w;; wewe not; OwO the x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_> cwacks +x3 Of :33 suwphuwous roaring OwO the UwU most :3 mighty Neptune +xDD Seem ^-^ to :33 besiege, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his bowd xDD waves x3 twembwe, +xDD Yea, his ;;w;; dwead >_< twident shake. +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwave spirit! +OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO so UwU fiwm, OwO so x3 constant, UwU that :3 this ;;w;; coiw +Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ infect his weason? +>_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ souw +But ;;w;; fewt :3 a fever >_> of OwO the >_< mad, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd +uWu Some tricks >_> of ^w^ despewation. ^-^ Aww uWu but mariners +x3 Pwung'd in OwO the OwO foaming brine, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit OwO the :33 vessew, +;;w;; Then >w< aww ^-^ afiwe with me; OwO the King's UwU son, UwU Fewdinyand, +x3 With >_< haiw >w< up-stawing-then >_< wike reeds, ^.^ nyot haiw- +>_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man UwU that ^w^ weapt; :3 cwied ^.^ 'Heww :3 is >_> empty, +And >w< aww OwO the devils awe hewe.' +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my spirit! +But ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu nyigh >w< showe? +>_> AWIEW. Close >_> by, my mastew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. But awe uWu they, ;;w;; Awiew, xDD safe? +>_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ pewish'd; +uWu On theiw sustainying garments ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< bwemish, +But fresher than ^.^ befowe; :3 and, as :3 thou ^.^ bad'st uWu me, +UwU In twoops I ^.^ have ^.^ dispews'd them ^-^ 'bout OwO the isle. +The King's :3 son ^.^ have I ^w^ wanded uWu by himself, +x3 Whom I weft cooling >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with sighs +UwU In OwO an uWu odd angwe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, ÚwÚ and sitting, +His ÚwÚ awms in :3 this >_> sad ;;w;; knyot. +OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Of OwO the King's ^-^ ship, +The uWu mawinyews, uWu say how :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ dispos'd, +And >w< aww OwO the west o' th' >w< fweet? +>_> AWIEW. uWu Safewy in OwO hawbouw +^-^ Is OwO the King's ^.^ ship; in OwO the ^-^ deep nook, xDD whewe UwU once +Thou :3 caww'dst me OwO up at xDD midnyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch OwO dew +From OwO the still-vex'd >_> Bewmoothes, there she's ^.^ hid; +The mariners >w< aww uWu undew >_< hatches :33 stowed, +Who, with :3 a chawm xDD join'd ^-^ to theiw xDD suff'wed >w< wabouw, +I ^.^ have weft asleep; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the west o' th' ^w^ fweet, +^w^ Which I dispers'd, uWu they >w< aww ^.^ have met uWu again, +And awe x3 upon OwO the Mediterranean :3 fwote +Bound :3 sadwy UwU home uWu fow xDD Nyapwes, +^-^ Supposing UwU that uWu they ^-^ saw OwO the King's ;;w;; ship wreck'd, +And his gweat person UwU pewish. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Awiew, >w< thy chawge +^.^ Exactwy :3 is ^w^ pewfowm'd; uWu but :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. +What :3 is OwO the UwU time o' th' day? +>_> AWIEW. >_< Past OwO the UwU mid ^-^ season. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ At :33 weast two >_< gwasses. The UwU time :33 'twixt OwO six ÚwÚ and :3 nyow +Must uWu by OwO us uWu both >w< be spent UwU most >w< pweciouswy. +>_> AWIEW. ^-^ Is there ^-^ mowe >_< toiw? x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ give me ÚwÚ pains, +>_> Wet me wemembew ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ pwomis'd, +^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD pewfowm'd >_> me. +OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO How nyow, >_< moody? +What :3 is't :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ demand? +>_> AWIEW. UwU My :33 wibewty. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Before OwO the UwU time >w< be ^w^ out? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! +>_> AWIEW. I ;;w;; pwithee, +Wemembew I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy UwU sewvice, +Told ÚwÚ thee nyo :3 wies, :3 made ÚwÚ thee nyo uWu mistakings, sewv'd +Without ^w^ ow ÚwÚ gwudge ^w^ ow grumblings. Thou didst pwomise +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ bate me :3 a :33 fuww xDD yeaw. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ^-^ fowget +From what :3 a >_> towment I >_> did free OwO thee? +>_> AWIEW. >_< Nyo. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ dost; ÚwÚ and think'st ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead OwO the ooze +x3 Of OwO the salt ^-^ deep, +ÚwÚ To run x3 upon OwO the shawp ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the north, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me ^-^ businyess in OwO the ^.^ veins o' th' :3 eawth +When ^.^ it :3 is >w< bak'd with :3 fwost. +>_> AWIEW. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou wiest, xDD mawignyant >_> thing. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot +The ;;w;; fouw :3 witch :3 Sycowax, ^-^ who with :3 age ÚwÚ and >_< envy +>_> Was UwU gwown OwO into :3 a ^w^ hoop? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot uWu hew? +>_> AWIEW. No, sir. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU hast. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ she :3 bown? +Speak; tell >_> me. +>_> AWIEW. >_> Siw, in Awgiew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she so? I >w< must +>w< Once in :3 a month UwU wecount what :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, +^w^ Which :3 thou >_< fowget'st. :3 This :33 damn'd :3 witch :3 Sycowax, +>_< Fow mischiefs :3 manyifowd, ÚwÚ and >_> sowcewies uWu tewwibwe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew human xDD heawing, ^-^ fwom >_< Awgiew +Thou uWu knyow'st ÚwÚ was ;;w;; banyish'd; uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD thing ^.^ she >_> did +^.^ They would ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? +>_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, sir. +OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This bwue-ey'd xDD hag ÚwÚ was UwU hithew ^w^ bwought with OwO chiwd, +And here ÚwÚ was weft uWu by th'saiwows. uWu Thou, my slave, +UwU As :3 thou report'st ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wast then xDD hew ^.^ sewvant; +And, uWu fow :3 thou >_< wast :3 a spirit xDD too delicate +ÚwÚ To ^.^ act xDD hew earthy ÚwÚ and abhorr'd commands, +Wefusing xDD hew gwand hests, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confinye ^.^ thee, +By ^w^ hewp >_> of xDD hew ^-^ mowe potent minyistews, +And in xDD hew UwU most >w< unmitigabwe wage, +x3 Into :3 a cwuvn ^.^ pinye; within ;;w;; which wift +:3 Impwison'd :3 thou didst painfully >_< wemain +OwO A ;;w;; dozen uWu yeaws; within ;;w;; which space ^.^ she :33 died, +And weft ÚwÚ thee there, xDD whewe :3 thou didst :33 vent >w< thy groans +UwU As fast as mill-wheels ^w^ stwike. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was :3 this UwU iswand- +ÚwÚ Save uWu fow OwO the :3 son UwU that ^.^ she >_> did uWu wittew ;;w;; hewe, +OwO A :33 fweckw'd ^w^ whewp, ÚwÚ hag-bown-nyot UwU honyouw'd with +OwO A human OwO shape. +>_> AWIEW. x3 Yes, Caliban xDD hew :33 son. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Duww :33 thing, I uWu say >w< so; >_< he, UwU that Caliban +x3 Whom :3 nyow I ^-^ keep in uWu sewvice. Thou :33 best uWu knyow'st +What >_> towment I >_> did find ÚwÚ thee in; >w< thy groans +OwO Did ^-^ make wolves howw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ penyetwate OwO the :33 bweasts +x3 Of ever-angry beaws; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> towment +ÚwÚ To uWu way x3 upon OwO the damn'd, ;;w;; which Sycowax +Could ^.^ nyot UwU again ^.^ undo. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< minye :3 awt, +When I awwiv'd ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ thee, UwU that :3 made gape +The pinye, ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ thee >_< out. +>_> AWIEW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, mastew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ mowe ^-^ muwmuw'st, I uWu wiww rend OwO an xDD oak +And ^.^ peg ÚwÚ thee in his ^-^ knyotty entrails, ÚwÚ tiww +Thou x3 hast howl'd away twewve ^.^ wintews. +>_> AWIEW. >_> Pawdon, master; +I uWu wiww >w< be correspondent ^-^ to ^.^ command, +And ^-^ do my spriting :3 gentwy. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Do >w< so; ÚwÚ and aftew two >_< days +I uWu wiww >w< dischawge thee. +>_> AWIEW. ^.^ That's my x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! +What uWu shaww I x3 do? Say >_> what. What uWu shaww I x3 do? +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go ^-^ make thyself >_< wike :3 a UwU nymph o' th' xDD sea; >w< be :33 subject +ÚwÚ To nyo OwO sight uWu but UwU thinye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, :33 invisibwe +ÚwÚ To every eyebaww >w< ewse. uWu Go UwU take :3 this ^w^ shape, +And UwU hithew come in 't. Go, x3 hence with diligence! +Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW +>_> Awake, dear xDD heawt, uWu awake; :3 thou x3 hast >w< swept ;;w;; weww; +;;w;; Awake. +>w< MIWANDA. The stwangenyess >_> of >_> youw story >w< put +Heavinyess in >_> me. +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Shake ^.^ it UwU off. Come OwO on, +>w< We'ww >w< visit Caliban, my slave, ^-^ who never +Yiewds OwO us >w< kind >w< answew. +>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a viwwain, ;;w;; siw, +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. +OwO PWOSPEWO. But as ^.^ 'tis, +We cannyot ^-^ miss UwU him: ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ make ^-^ ouw fire, +x3 Fetch in ^-^ ouw >_< wood, ÚwÚ and sewves in ^-^ offices +:33 That >w< pwofit ÚwÚ us. What UwU ho! slave! Cawiban! +Thou :3 eawth, thou! ;;w;; Speak. +UwU CAWIBAN. OwO [ Within] There's >_> wood enough within. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Come >w< fowth, I ^w^ say; :33 thewe's uWu othew ^-^ businyess uWu fow thee. +^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ towtoise! when? + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< wike :3 a water-nymph + +OwO Finye appawition! UwU My OwO quaint ;;w;; Awiew, +UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. +>_> AWIEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. Exit +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou poisonyous slave, ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf +:3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; wicked dam, come fowth! + +x3 Entew ^-^ CAWIBAN + +UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As ;;w;; wicked OwO dew as e'ew my mothew >_< bwush'd +x3 With >_> waven's feathew ^-^ fwom UwU unwhowesome >_< fen +OwO Dwop uWu on you :33 both! OwO A :33 south-west blow uWu on ye +And ÚwÚ bwistew you >w< aww uWu o'ew! +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Fow this, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ to-nyight :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> cwamps, +Side-stitches UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; pen >w< thy >_> bweath up; urchins +OwO Shaww, uWu fow UwU that UwU vast >_> of night UwU that uWu they ^-^ may work, +^-^ Aww OwO exewcise uWu on thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pinch'd +UwU As OwO thick as honeycomb, OwO each ^.^ pinch ^-^ mowe xDD stinging +>w< Than ^w^ bees UwU that :3 made >_< 'em. +UwU CAWIBAN. I >w< must xDD eat my uWu dinnyew. +:3 This island's ÚwÚ minye, uWu by Sycowax my mothew, +^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ fwom >_> me. When :3 thou xDD cam'st :33 fiwst, +Thou :3 stwok'st me ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< much >_> of uWu me, wouldst ^w^ give me +Watew with bewwies ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and teach me how +ÚwÚ To name OwO the :3 biggew >_< wight, ÚwÚ and how OwO the ^.^ wess, +:33 That >_< buwn uWu by :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and then I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, +And show'd ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, +The ^.^ fwesh ^-^ spwings, brine-pits, xDD bawwen place ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. +:3 Cuws'd >w< be I UwU that >_> did so! ^-^ Aww OwO the charms +x3 Of :3 Sycowax, >_< toads, beetles, xDD bats, ^.^ wight uWu on xDD you! +>_< Fow I x3 am >w< aww OwO the uWu subjects UwU that you x3 have, +^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was >_< minye >_> own king; ÚwÚ and here you >w< sty me +UwU In :3 this ^-^ hawd rock, whiwes you ^-^ do ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom me +The west o' th' :3 iswand. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU most lying slave, +x3 Whom stwipes ^-^ may UwU muv, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kindnyess! I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^.^ thee, +Filth as :3 thou :3 awt, with human cawe, ÚwÚ and :33 wodg'd ÚwÚ thee +UwU In >_< minye >_> own >w< ceww, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou didst >w< seek ^-^ to viowate +The uWu honyouw >_> of my chiwd. +UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O ^w^ ho, :3 O UwU ho! Would't xDD had >_< been >w< donye. +Thou didst >w< pwevent me; I xDD had peopw'd ewse +:3 This >_> iswe with xDD Cawibans. +>w< MIWANDA. Abhorred slave, +^w^ Which ^-^ any x3 pwint >_> of xDD goodnyess xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take, +>_> Being capable >_> of >w< aww OwO iww! I ^w^ pitied ^.^ thee, +>_< Took x3 pains ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee OwO each hour +>_< Onye xDD thing ^w^ ow other. When :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ savage, +xDD Knyow UwU thinye >_> own :33 meanying, uWu but wouldst >w< gabbwe >_< wike +OwO A xDD thing UwU most brutish, I UwU endow'd >w< thy >w< puwposes +x3 With uWu wowds UwU that :3 made them known. But >w< thy :3 viwe ^.^ wace, +^-^ Though :3 thou didst learn, xDD had UwU that xDD in't ;;w;; which good natures +Could ^.^ nyot >_> abide ^-^ to >w< be with; OwO thewefowe >_< wast :3 thou +Deservedly :3 confin'd OwO into :3 this rock, ^-^ who xDD hadst +Deserv'd ^-^ mowe than :3 a prison. +UwU CAWIBAN. You ^w^ taught me language, ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit ^-^ on't +:3 Is, I xDD knyow how ^-^ to curse. The wed pwague x3 wid you +>_< Fow >_> weawnying me >_> youw ;;w;; wanguage! +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Hag-seed, OwO hence! +x3 Fetch OwO us in fuel. And >w< be ^.^ quick, :3 thou 'rt best, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu othew :33 businyess. Shwug'st thou, malice? +>w< If :3 thou nyegwect'st, ^w^ ow OwO dost unwillingly +What I ^.^ command, I'll wack ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ owd >_> cwamps, +;;w;; Fiww >w< aww >w< thy bones with aches, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< woaw, +:33 That ^.^ beasts uWu shaww ^.^ twembwe at >w< thy >_< din. +UwU CAWIBAN. No, pray thee. +^-^ [Aside] I >w< must ;;w;; obey. His art :3 is >_> of such :33 pow'w, +^w^ It would ÚwÚ contwow my dam's god, :3 Setebos, +And ^-^ make :3 a vassaw >_> of >_> him. +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU So, slave; OwO hence! Exit ^-^ CAWIBAN + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< invisibwe, playing :33 ad singing; +FEWDINyAND following + +^-^ AWIEW'S >w< SONG. +Come x3 unto ^.^ these x3 yewwow >w< sands, +And then UwU take OwO hands; +UwU Cuwtsied when you ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ^-^ kiss'd, +The wiwd xDD waves >w< whist, +OwO Foot ^.^ it ^.^ featwy here ÚwÚ and there, +And, ^w^ sweet sprites, OwO the >_> buwden OwO beaw. +Hawk, xDD hawk! +:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] +The watch ;;w;; dogs bark. +:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] +Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear +The xDD stwain >_> of stwutting >_> chanticweew +ÚwÚ Cwy, Cock-a-diddwe-dow. +OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 Whewe shouwd :3 this music x3 be? uWu I' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^w^ ow th' +ÚwÚ eawth? +^w^ It x3 sounds nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe ^.^ it >_< waits x3 upon +uWu Some god o' th' :3 iswand. ;;w;; Sitting uWu on :3 a bank, +UwU Weeping UwU again OwO the UwU King my >_< fathew's UwU wweck, +:3 This music crept uWu by me x3 upon OwO the waters, +:3 Awwaying uWu both theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and my passion +x3 With :3 its ^w^ sweet air; ^.^ thence I ^.^ have follow'd it, +Ow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn me >_< wathew. But 'tis gone. +No, ^.^ it begins again. + +^-^ AWIEW'S SONG +>w< Fuww ;;w;; fathom five >w< thy fathew wies; +x3 Of his bones awe coral ^w^ made; +Those awe peawws UwU that ;;w;; wewe his ^w^ eyes; +Nyothing >_> of him UwU that doth fade +But doth suffer :3 a >_> sea-change +x3 Into xDD something rich ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. +^.^ Sea-nymphs houwwy ring his ^.^ knyeww: +xDD [Buwden: Ding-dong.] +>_> Hawk! :3 nyow I hear uWu them-Ding-dong xDD beww. + +OwO FEWDINyAND. The ditty OwO does wemembew my ÚwÚ dwown'd father. +:3 This :3 is nyo x3 mowtaw businyess, :3 nyow nyo :33 sound +:33 That OwO the :3 eawth :33 owes. I hear ^.^ it :3 nyow :33 abuv >_> me. +OwO PWOSPEWO. The fwinged uWu cuwtains >_> of UwU thinye eye >w< advance, +And uWu say what :3 thou >w< seest x3 yond. +>w< MIWANDA. What is't? :3 a OwO spiwit? +:3 Wowd, how ^.^ it looks about! >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, +^w^ It >_> cawwies :3 a bwave fowm. But 'tis :3 a spirit. +OwO PWOSPEWO. No, ;;w;; wench; ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ÚwÚ and sweeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath such UwU senses +UwU As ^-^ we x3 have, xDD such. :3 This x3 gawwant ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< seest +>_> Was in OwO the OwO wweck; ÚwÚ and uWu but :33 he's xDD something :33 stain'd +x3 With gwief, that's beauty's ^.^ cankew, :3 thou x3 mightst caww him +OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pewson. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath lost his fellows, +And strays about ^-^ to find >_< 'em. +>w< MIWANDA. I UwU might caww him +OwO A xDD thing x3 divinye; uWu fow nyothing :3 nyatuwaw +I >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO so noble. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :33 goes OwO on, I >_> see, +UwU As my ^w^ souw >_> pwompts it. x3 Spiwit, fine spirit! I'll free ÚwÚ thee +xDD Within two >_< days uWu fow ÚwÚ this. +OwO FEWDINyAND. uWu Most ;;w;; suwe, OwO the :3 goddess +uWu On xDD whom ^.^ these aiws :3 attend! Vouchsafe my pray'r +May xDD knyow ^-^ if you >_< wemain x3 upon :3 this iswand; +And UwU that you uWu wiww >w< some good ^w^ instwuction ^w^ give +OwO How I ^-^ may bear me here. UwU My >_> pwime UwU wequest, +^w^ Which I ^-^ do last UwU pwonyounce, ;;w;; is, :3 O you ;;w;; wondew! +>w< If you >w< be maid ^w^ ow nyo? +>w< MIWANDA. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, siw; +But cewtainwy :3 a uWu maid. +OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My language? Heavens! +I x3 am OwO the :33 best >_> of them UwU that speak :3 this speech, +Were I uWu but xDD whewe 'tis ÚwÚ spoken. +OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 How? OwO the best? +What ^w^ wewt thou, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes heard OwO thee? +OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A >w< singwe :33 thing, as I x3 am nyow, UwU that wonders +ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ thee speak >_> of :3 Nyapwes. ÚwÚ He OwO does hear me; +And UwU that ^.^ he OwO does I weep. Myself x3 am xDD Nyapwes, +OwO Who with >_< minye >_> eyes, never >_< since at ^.^ ebb, x3 behewd +The UwU King my fathew wreck'd. +>w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow ^.^ mewcy! +OwO FEWDINyAND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan +And his bwave :3 son being OwO twain. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan +And his ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bwavew daughter :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ thee, +>w< If :3 nyow 'twere x3 fit ^-^ to :3 do't. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sight +^.^ They ^.^ have >_< chang'd OwO eyes. x3 Dewicate ;;w;; Awiew, +I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee free uWu fow ÚwÚ this. uWu [To FERDINAND] OwO A ;;w;; wowd, good +siw; +I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have x3 donye yourself >w< some ^-^ wwong; :3 a :33 wowd. +>w< MIWANDA. UwU Why ^-^ speaks my fathew OwO so ^w^ ungentwy? :3 This +^-^ Is OwO the third man UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw; OwO the ^.^ fiwst +:33 That e'ew I sigh'd OwO fow. UwU Pity move my fathew +ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; incwin'd my >_> way! +OwO FEWDINyAND. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 a UwU viwgin, +And >_> youw xDD affection ^.^ nyot gonye >w< fowth, I'll ^-^ make you +The Queen >_> of :3 Nyapwes. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Soft, xDD Siw! ^-^ onye >_> wowd more. +^-^ [Aside] ^.^ They awe uWu both in ÚwÚ eithew's ^.^ pow'ws; uWu but :3 this swift +^w^ businyes +I >w< must ÚwÚ unyeasy >_> make, west xDD too ^.^ wight winning +UwU Make OwO the UwU pwize >_> wight. uWu [To FERDINAND] >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe; I +chawge ÚwÚ thee +:33 That :3 thou ^.^ attend me; :3 thou OwO dost here usurp +The name :3 thou :3 ow'st not; ÚwÚ and x3 hast >w< put thyself +:3 Upon :3 this >_< iswand as :3 a ^.^ spy, ^-^ to ^.^ win ^.^ it +From uWu me, OwO the lord on't. +OwO FEWDINyAND. No, as I x3 am :3 a xDD man. +>w< MIWANDA. There's nyothing i-iww can ÚwÚ dweww in such :3 a uWu tempwe. +>w< If OwO the i-iww spirit ^.^ have OwO so fair :3 a OwO house, +Good >w< things uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww >w< with't. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Follow >_> me. +^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you uWu fow him; :33 he's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. uWu Come; +I'll xDD manyacwe >w< thy neck ÚwÚ and :3 feet >w< togethew. +OwO Sea-watew ^-^ shawt :3 thou drink; >w< thy >_< food uWu shaww >w< be +The xDD fwesh-bwook mussels, ^.^ withew'd ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and xDD husks +OwO Whewein OwO the acown cwadwed. Follow. +OwO FEWDINyAND. Nyo; +I uWu wiww resist such >_> entewtainment ÚwÚ tiww +Minye enemy >_> has ^-^ mowe >_> powew. +:3 [He >_< dwaws, ÚwÚ and :3 is chawmed ^-^ fwom ^w^ moving] +>w< MIWANDA. :3 O dear fathew, +UwU Make ^.^ nyot xDD too wash :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of ^w^ him, uWu fow +>w< He's gentle, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu feawfuw. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> What, I ÚwÚ say, +UwU My foot my tutor? x3 Put >w< thy >_< swowd uWu up, traitor; +OwO Who ;;w;; mak'st :3 a show uWu but :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stwike, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience +^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ possess'd with guiwt. Come ^-^ fwom >w< thy ward; +>_< Fow I can here disarm ÚwÚ thee with :3 this ÚwÚ stick +And ^-^ make >w< thy x3 weapon dwop. +>w< MIWANDA. ^-^ Beseech you, ^-^ fathew! +OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Hence! >w< Hang ^.^ nyot uWu on my :33 gawments. +>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, ^.^ have :3 pity; +I'll >w< be his surety. +OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Siwence! >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe +:33 Shaww ^-^ make me ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU hate thee. >_< What! +An ^-^ advocate uWu fow OwO an >_> impostow! x3 hush! +Thou think'st there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >_> shapes as >_< he, +Having uWu seen uWu but him ÚwÚ and Cawiban. Foolish >_< wench! +ÚwÚ To th' UwU most >_> of x3 men :3 this :3 is :3 a Caliban, +And uWu they ^-^ to him awe uWu angews. +>w< MIWANDA. UwU My ÚwÚ affections +uWu Awe then UwU most xDD humbwe; I ^.^ have nyo ambition +ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a goodlier xDD man. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Come OwO on; ;;w;; obey. +x3 Thy OwO nyewves awe in theiw ^-^ infancy uWu again, +And ^.^ have nyo vigouw in ^.^ them. +OwO FEWDINyAND. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; awe; +UwU My spiwits, as in :3 a dweam, awe >w< aww bound :33 up. +UwU My >_< fathew's loss, OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess ;;w;; which I x3 feew, +The :3 wweck >_> of >w< aww my fwiends, :3 nyow :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^.^ thweats +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am subdu'd, awe uWu but ^.^ wight ^-^ to uWu me, +OwO Might I uWu but OwO thwough my pwison UwU once :3 a :3 day +ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this uWu maid. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews ewse o' th' :3 eawth +>_> Wet ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ make ;;w;; use >w< of; space enough +>_< Have I in such :3 a prison. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It OwO wowks. uWu [To FERDINAND] Come UwU on.- +Thou x3 hast x3 donye well, fine >_< Awiew! uWu [To FERDINAND] Follow +>_> me. +uWu [To ARIEL] UwU Hawk what :3 thou ewse ^-^ shawt ^-^ do >_> me. +>w< MIWANDA. Be >_> of OwO comfowt; +UwU My >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a better UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; siw, +>w< Than ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu by :3 speech; :3 this :3 is ^w^ unwonted +^w^ Which :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To ARIEL] Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as free +UwU As ^.^ mountain xDD winds; uWu but then x3 exactwy ^-^ do +^-^ Aww OwO points >_> of my ^.^ command. +>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To th' syllable. +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To FERDINAND] ^w^ Come, OwO fowwow. uWu [To MIWANDA] +^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand + +x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 mewwy; you ^.^ have ^-^ cause, +^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we aww, >_> of >_< joy; uWu fow ^-^ ouw escape +^-^ Is >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw loss. Our ^w^ hint >_> of >_> woe +^-^ Is UwU common; every day, >w< some ^w^ saiwow's xDD wife, +The ;;w;; mastews >_> of >w< some merchant, ÚwÚ and OwO the merchant, +>_< Have ^.^ just ^-^ ouw >_> theme >_> of >_> woe; uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ miwacwe, +I UwU mean ^-^ ouw :3 pwesewvation, xDD few in millions +^w^ Can speak >_< wike ÚwÚ us. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wisewy, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ weigh +Our UwU sowwow with ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. +x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He receives comfort >_< wike x3 cowd powwidge. +x3 ANTONyIO. The visitow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give him o'ew ÚwÚ so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Look, :33 he's xDD winding OwO up OwO the watch >_> of his >_> wit; uWu by +ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ stwike. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Sir- +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Onye-Teww. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When every >w< gwief :3 is >w< entewtain'd that's uWu offew'd, +x3 Comes ^-^ to th' ^.^ entewtainyew- +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A uWu dowwaw. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Dolour comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU indeed; you ^.^ have spoken +twuew than you purpos'd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. You ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it >_< wisewiew than I meant you +shouwd. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 Thewefowe, my wowd- +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, what :3 a OwO spendthwift :3 is ^.^ he >_> of his uWu tongue! +x3 AWONSO. I ;;w;; pwithee, spare. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Weww, I ^.^ have done; uWu but yet- +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Which, >_> of ^.^ he ^w^ ow Adwian, uWu fow :3 a good >_< wagew, ^.^ fiwst +begins ^-^ to >_> cwow? +:33 SEBASTIAN. The ^.^ owd xDD cock. +x3 ANTONyIO. The >w< cock'wew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Donye. The wager? +x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A ^-^ waughtew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A match! +ADRIAN. ^-^ Though :3 this >_< iswand ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be desewt- +x3 ANTONyIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU So, >w< you'we >_< paid. +ADRIAN. Unyinhabitabwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost OwO inyaccessibwe- +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet- +ADRIAN. >_> Yet- +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO miss't. +ADRIAN. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_> of subtle, xDD tendew, ÚwÚ and delicate +temperance. +x3 ANTONyIO. Temperance ÚwÚ was :3 a delicate :33 wench. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 subtwe; as ^.^ he UwU most learnedly +deliver'd. +ADRIAN. The ÚwÚ aiw breathes x3 upon OwO us here UwU most :33 sweetwy. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had lungs, ÚwÚ and rotten ones. +x3 ANTONyIO. Or, as 'twere ^w^ pewfum'd uWu by :3 a UwU fen. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO evewything ^w^ advantageous ^-^ to wife. +x3 ANTONyIO. True; :33 save :3 means ^-^ to wive. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Of UwU that :33 thewe's x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow ^-^ wittwe. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO How x3 wush ÚwÚ and >w< wusty OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ wooks! how >_> gween! +x3 ANTONyIO. The gwound >_< indeed :3 is >_> tawny. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 With OwO an eye >_> of green >w< in't. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He >w< misses ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Nyo; ^.^ he doth uWu but >_> mistake OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; totawwy. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. But OwO the rarity >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed ^w^ awmost +uWu beyond :3 cwedit- +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As many OwO vouch'd :33 wawities >_> awe. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 That ^-^ ouw x3 gawments, being, as uWu they OwO wewe, ;;w;; dwench'd +in OwO the >_< sea, >_< howd, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, theiw fweshnyess ÚwÚ and +glosses, being wathew >w< nyew-dy'd, than :33 stain'd with salt +watew. +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of his ;;w;; pockets :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^.^ it +^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :33 wies? +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow vewy falsely ;;w;; pocket OwO up his >_< wepowt. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw garments awe :3 nyow as ^.^ fwesh as when +^-^ we >w< put them uWu on ^.^ fiwst in x3 Afwic, at OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the +King's fair daughter Claribel ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ^w^ sweet mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^w^ pwospew ;;w;; weww in +^-^ ouw ^w^ wetuwn. +ADRIAN. UwU Tunyis ÚwÚ was never gwac'd before with such :3 a pawagon +^-^ to theiw >w< queen. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Nyot >_< since widow ;;w;; Dido's xDD time. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Widow! :3 a UwU pox o' >w< that! OwO How came UwU that uWu 'widow' +OwO in? OwO Widow Dido! +:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ said >_> 'widowew ;;w;; Aenyeas' too? +Good :3 Wowd, how you UwU take ^.^ it! +ADRIAN. ;;w;; 'Widow ^w^ Dido' ^w^ said you? You ^-^ make me study >_> of +;;w;; that. She ÚwÚ was >_> of ^w^ Cawthage, ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 This ^-^ Tunyis, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was OwO Cawthage. +ADRIAN. Cawthage? +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I assuwe you, OwO Cawthage. +x3 ANTONyIO. His >_> wowd :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the ;;w;; miwacuwous ^w^ hawp. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath rais'd OwO the waww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses ^w^ too. +x3 ANTONyIO. What impossibwe matter uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ make :33 easy next? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww carry :3 this >_< iswand UwU home in his +pocket, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it his :3 son uWu fow OwO an x3 appwe. +x3 ANTONyIO. And, sowing OwO the OwO kewnyews >_> of ^.^ it in OwO the >_< sea, bwing +:3 fowth ^-^ mowe islands. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Ay. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, in good xDD time. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> tawking UwU that ^-^ ouw garments ÚwÚ seem :3 nyow +as ^.^ fwesh as when ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at UwU Tunyis at OwO the mawwiage >_> of +>_> youw >_> daughtew, ^-^ who :3 is :3 nyow Queen. +x3 ANTONyIO. And OwO the wawest UwU that e'ew came ^.^ thewe. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Bate, I uWu beseech you, widow :3 Dido. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, widow Dido! >w< Ay, widow :3 Dido. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Is ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, my ÚwÚ doubwet as ^.^ fwesh as OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 day I +:33 wowe it? I >_> mean, in :3 a :33 sowt. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 That xDD 'sowt' ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :3 fish'd OwO fow. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When I :33 wowe ^.^ it at >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU mawwiage? +x3 AWONSO. You uWu cwam ^.^ these uWu wowds OwO into >_< minye ears x3 against +The stomach >_> of my :33 sense. Wouwd I xDD had never +^-^ Mawwied my daughter :3 thewe; for, UwU coming >_< thence, +UwU My :3 son :3 is UwU wost; :3 and, in my :3 wate, ^.^ she UwU too, +OwO Who :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy wemuvd +I :33 nye'ew UwU again uWu shaww UwU see :3 hew. :3 O :3 thou >_< minye ÚwÚ heiw +x3 Of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Miwan, what ÚwÚ stwange >_< fish +;;w;; Hath :3 made his >_< meaw uWu on OwO thee? +uWu FWANCISCO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ^-^ may :3 wive; +I ^-^ saw him beat OwO the surges uWu undew ^w^ him, +And ride x3 upon theiw xDD backs; ^.^ he >w< twod OwO the ^w^ watew, +uWu Whose :33 enmity ^.^ he ÚwÚ fwung :33 aside, ÚwÚ and :3 bweasted +The uWu suwge UwU most UwU swown UwU that met him; his bowd head +^w^ 'Buv OwO the ÚwÚ contentious xDD waves ^.^ he OwO kept, ÚwÚ and oared +Himsewf with his good ÚwÚ awms in >w< wusty OwO stwoke +ÚwÚ To th' shore, UwU that o'ew his wave-worn xDD basis ^-^ bowed, +UwU As OwO stooping ^-^ to relieve >_> him. I ^.^ nyot x3 doubt +ÚwÚ He came x3 awive ^-^ to land. +x3 AWONSO. No, no, :33 he's gone. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Siw, you ^-^ may :3 thank yourself uWu fow :3 this gweat loss, +:33 That would ^.^ nyot bless ^-^ ouw Euwope with >_> youw >_> daughtew, +But wathew wose xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an >_< Afwican; +:3 Whewe :33 she, at >_> weast, :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw eye, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to wet OwO the >w< gwief on't. +x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. +:33 SEBASTIAN. You ;;w;; wewe uWu knyeew'd ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and importun'd otherwise +By >w< aww >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^w^ souw x3 hewsewf +Weigh'd :3 between uWu woathnyess ÚwÚ and :33 obedience at +^w^ Which ^-^ end o' th' beam shouwd xDD bow. We ^.^ have lost >_> youw UwU son, +I feaw, uWu fow ever. OwO Miwan ÚwÚ and Nyapwes ^.^ have +^-^ Moe xDD widows in them >_> of :3 this businyess' >w< making, +>w< Than ^-^ we bwing x3 men ^-^ to comfort them; +The :33 fauwt's >_> youw >w< own. +x3 AWONSO. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ^-^ deaw'st o' th' loss. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. UwU My lord ^-^ Sebastian, +The >w< twuth you speak doth wack >w< some uWu gentwenyess, +And UwU time ^-^ to speak ^.^ it in; you wub OwO the sore, +When you shouwd bwing OwO the :33 pwastew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Very :33 weww. +x3 ANTONyIO. And UwU most ^.^ chiwuwgeonwy. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; fouw weather in OwO us aww, good ;;w;; siw, +When you awe cwoudy. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Fouw weather? +x3 ANTONyIO. Very foul. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Had I uWu pwantation >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, my wowd- +x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ He'd sow 't with >w< nyettwe-seed. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow docks, ^w^ ow >_> mawwows. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. And ;;w;; wewe OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ on't, what would I x3 do? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Scape being dwunk uWu fow UwU want >_> of x3 winye. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' commonweawth I would uWu by contraries +Execute >w< aww OwO things; uWu fow nyo >w< kind >_> of ^.^ twaffic +Wouwd I admit; nyo name >_> of magistwate; +Wettews shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> knyown; >_< wiches, poverty, +And ;;w;; use >_> of UwU sewvice, ^.^ nyonye; contract, xDD succession, +xDD Bouwn, bound >_> of wand, tiwth, >_> vinyeyawd, ^.^ nyonye; +:3 Nyo ;;w;; use >_> of metal, :33 cown, ^w^ ow winye, ^w^ ow UwU oiw; +:3 Nyo >_< occupation; >w< aww x3 men idle, uWu aww; +And >w< women UwU too, uWu but innyocent ÚwÚ and puwe; +:3 Nyo suvweignty- +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet ^.^ he would >w< be ;;w;; king on't. +x3 ANTONyIO. The wattew ^-^ end >_> of his commonweawth forgets OwO the +:33 beginnying. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww >w< things in ^w^ common ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd >_> pwoduce +Without ÚwÚ sweat ^w^ ow endeavour. Treason, felony, +xDD Swowd, uWu pike, ;;w;; knyife, :33 gun, ^w^ ow :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any ^-^ enginye, +Wouwd I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; uWu but ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd bwing >w< fowth, +x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own kind, >w< aww foison, >w< aww xDD abundance, +ÚwÚ To :33 feed my innyocent :33 peopwe. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo uWu mawwying x3 'mong his :33 subjects? +x3 ANTONyIO. None, >w< man; >w< aww :3 idwe; >w< whowes ÚwÚ and knyaves. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I would with such :3 pewfection >_< guvwn, ;;w;; siw, +^.^ T' OwO excew OwO the gowden age. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Save his >w< Majesty! +x3 ANTONyIO. Wong live Gonzalo! +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_< And-do you mark uWu me, sir? +x3 AWONSO. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe; :3 thou OwO dost talk nyothing ^-^ to >_> me. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to +>_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^.^ these gentlemen, ^-^ who awe >_> of such +sensible ÚwÚ and nimble >_< wungs UwU that uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to waugh +at nothing. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas you ^-^ we ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Who in :3 this >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy OwO foowing x3 am nyothing ^-^ to +OwO you; OwO so you ^-^ may continyue, ÚwÚ and waugh at nyothing ^.^ stiww. +x3 ANTONyIO. What :3 a blow ÚwÚ was there :33 given! +:33 SEBASTIAN. An ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n :33 fwat-wong. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. You awe gentlemen >_> of bwave mettwe; you would +wift OwO the ^-^ moon >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ sphewe, ^-^ if ^.^ she would continue +in ^.^ it five ;;w;; weeks ^-^ without :3 changing. + +x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, playing sowemn music + +:33 SEBASTIAN. We would so, ÚwÚ and then >w< go ^-^ a-bat-fowwing. +x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. No, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot adventuwe my +>_< discwetion OwO so weakly. uWu Wiww you waugh me asweep, uWu fow I x3 am +vewy ^w^ heavy? +x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Go >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and hear ÚwÚ us. +[All ;;w;; sweep uWu but ;;w;; AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] +x3 AWONSO. >_> What, >w< aww OwO so >_> soon asweep! I ^w^ wish >_< minye eyes +Would, with themsewves, OwO shut OwO up my xDD thoughts; I find +^.^ They awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, +Do ^.^ nyot x3 omit OwO the :33 heavy :3 offew >_> of OwO it: +^w^ It uWu sewdom :33 visits ^w^ sowwow; when ^.^ it :33 doth, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a comforter. +x3 ANTONyIO. We ^-^ two, my lord, +uWu Wiww guawd >_> youw person >_< whiwe you UwU take >_> youw rest, +And watch >_> youw xDD safety. +x3 AWONSO. ^w^ Thank you-wondrous OwO heavy! +[AWONSO sleeps. Exit ARIEL] +:33 SEBASTIAN. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ dwowsinyess possesses them! +x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; quawity o' th' cwimate. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why +^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot then ^-^ ouw :33 eyewids UwU sink? I find ^.^ nyot +Myself dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. +x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow I; my uWu spiwits awe nimble. +^.^ They feww >_> togethew aww, as uWu by UwU consent; +^.^ They xDD dwopp'd, as uWu by :3 a ;;w;; thundew-stwoke. What OwO might, +Wowthy ÚwÚ Sebastian? :33 O, what :3 might! :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! +And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I UwU see ^.^ it in >w< thy ;;w;; face, +What :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; th' >w< occasion ^-^ speaks thee; ÚwÚ and +UwU My >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation >_> sees :3 a :3 cwown +Dropping x3 upon >w< thy head. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What, art :3 thou UwU waking? +x3 ANTONyIO. Do you ^.^ nyot hear me speak? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I do; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwewy +^w^ It :3 is :3 a sweepy language, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st +Out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sweep. What :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou didst ^w^ say? +:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wepose, ^-^ to >w< be asweep +x3 With eyes ^-^ wide ^-^ open; standing, >_< speaking, ^.^ moving, +And ÚwÚ yet OwO so fast asleep. +x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ Sebastian, +Thou UwU wet'st >w< thy >_> fowtunye :33 sweep-die OwO wathew; ^w^ wink'st +ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 thou art waking. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Thou OwO dost ^-^ snyowe ;;w;; distinctwy; +There's meaning in >w< thy snores. +x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe uWu sewious than my >_> custom; you +Must >w< be OwO so UwU too, ^-^ if ^w^ heed me; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^-^ do +>_> Twebwes ÚwÚ thee o'er. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Weww, I x3 am standing watew. +x3 ANTONyIO. I'll teach you how ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do :3 so: ^-^ to ^.^ ebb, +>_> Heweditawy OwO swoth ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, +>w< If you uWu but knew how you OwO the OwO puwpose ^w^ chewish, +ÚwÚ Whiwes ;;w;; thus you xDD mock ^.^ it! ;;w;; how, in stripping it, +You ^-^ mowe OwO invest ^.^ it! >w< Ebbing x3 men :3 indeed, +uWu Most UwU often, ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD bottom run +By theiw >_> own ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow sloth. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. +The setting >_> of UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ cheek :3 pwocwaim +OwO A matter ^-^ fwom thee; ÚwÚ and :3 a birth, :3 indeed, +^w^ Which throes ÚwÚ thee >w< much ^-^ to yield. +x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Thus, uWu siw: +UwU Awthough :3 this lord >_> of uWu weak x3 wemembwance, :3 this +OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be >_> of as wittwe memowy +When ^.^ he :3 is x3 eawth'd, ;;w;; hath here ^w^ awmost pewsuaded- +>_< Fow :33 he's :3 a spirit >_> of ^w^ pewsuasion, only +Professes ^-^ to ^-^ pewsuade-the UwU King his son's alive, +^.^ 'Tis as impossibwe UwU that :33 he's undwown'd +UwU As ^.^ he UwU that sweeps here >w< swims. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^.^ have nyo >w< hope +:33 That :33 he's undwown'd. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, >_< out >_> of UwU that >w< 'nyo ^.^ hope' +What gweat >w< hope ^.^ have xDD you! :3 Nyo >w< hope UwU that uWu way :3 is +>_> Anyothew uWu way OwO so UwU high :3 a hope, UwU that x3 even +>_> Ambition cannyot >w< piewce :3 a :3 wink ^.^ beyond, +But x3 doubt discovery ^.^ thewe. uWu Wiww you gwant with me +:33 That >_> Fewdinyand :3 is drown'd? +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He's gone. +x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, +>w< Who's OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Claribel. +x3 ANTONyIO. She UwU that :3 is Queen >_> of Tunis; ^.^ she UwU that dwells +xDD Ten leagues uWu beyond ÚwÚ man's life; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom Nyapwes +^w^ Can ^.^ have nyo nyote, unwess OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; wewe uWu post, +The >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon's xDD too swow, ÚwÚ tiww newborn ^-^ chins +Be xDD wough ÚwÚ and OwO wazowabwe; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom xDD whom +We >w< aww ;;w;; wewe sea-swawwow'd, >w< though >w< some UwU cast uWu again, +And uWu by UwU that destiny, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ act +^.^ Wheweof ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past :3 is pwowogue, what ^-^ to come +UwU In x3 youws ÚwÚ and my >_> dischawge. +:33 SEBASTIAN. What stuff :3 is x3 this! OwO How uWu say you? +^.^ 'Tis true, my >_< bwothew's :33 daughtew's Queen >_> of Tunis; +^w^ So :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ Nyapwes; :33 'twixt ;;w;; which wegions +Thewe :3 is >w< some space. +x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A space uWu whose UwU ev'wy cubit +xDD Seems ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out :33 'How uWu shaww UwU that Claribel +Measure OwO us xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyapwes? Keep in ^-^ Tunyis, +And let >w< Sebastian wake.' Say :3 this ;;w;; wewe death +:33 That :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd them; >_> why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyo >_< wowse +>w< Than :3 nyow uWu they >_> awe. Thewe >w< be UwU that can UwU wuwe Nyapwes +UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that OwO sweeps; uWu wowds UwU that can ^w^ pwate +UwU As amply ÚwÚ and >_> unnyecessawiwy +UwU As :3 this :33 Gonzawo; I ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd ^-^ make +OwO A :3 chough >_> of as ^-^ deep UwU chat. :33 O, UwU that you ^-^ bowe +The :33 mind UwU that I >w< do! What :3 a ;;w;; sweep ;;w;; wewe :3 this +>_< Fow >_> youw advancement! Do you undewstand x3 me? +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Methinks I do. +x3 ANTONyIO. And how OwO does >_> youw ^.^ content +>_< Tendew >_> youw >_> own good ^w^ fowtunye? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I wemembew +You >_> did >_> suppwant >_> youw bwothew Prospero. +x3 ANTONyIO. Twue. +And ÚwÚ wook how ;;w;; weww my garments ^-^ sit x3 upon uWu me, +^.^ Much ÚwÚ featew than >_> befowe. UwU My >_< bwothew's ^-^ sewvants +Were then my xDD fewwows; :3 nyow uWu they awe my ^-^ men. +:33 SEBASTIAN. But, uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ conscience- +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whewe :3 wies ÚwÚ that? >w< If 'twere :3 a ^.^ kibe, +'Twouwd >w< put me ^-^ to my :33 swippew; uWu but I ;;w;; feew ^.^ nyot +:3 This >w< deity in my bosom; twenty OwO consciences +:33 That ^.^ stand :33 'twixt me ÚwÚ and :33 Miwan, ^w^ candied >w< be uWu they +And mewt, ewe uWu they molest! ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw :33 bwothew, +:3 Nyo better than OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he :3 wies OwO upon, +>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow :33 he's like-that's >w< dead; +x3 Whom I with :3 this uWu obedient steel, three UwU inches >_> of it, +^w^ Can uWu way ^-^ to bed uWu fow ^w^ evew; whiwes you, UwU doing thus, +ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :3 wink uWu fow :3 aye UwU might >w< put +:3 This ÚwÚ ancient morsel, :3 this Sir ÚwÚ Pwudence, ^-^ who +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot upbraid ^-^ ouw >_> couwse. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, +>w< They'ww UwU take >_> suggestion as :3 a ÚwÚ cat laps ^-^ miwk; +>w< They'ww tell OwO the ^w^ cwock ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ businyess UwU that +We uWu say uWu befits OwO the hour. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Thy ^-^ case, dear OwO fwiend, +:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD pwecedent; as :3 thou got'st :33 Miwan, +I'll come uWu by :3 Nyapwes. Draw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. >_< Onye OwO stwoke +:33 Shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the twibute ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ payest; +And I OwO the UwU King uWu shaww love thee. +x3 ANTONyIO. Draw >_< togethew; +And when I rear my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ^.^ it uWu on Gonzalo. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. ^.^ [They talk ^w^ apawt] + +;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, with music ÚwÚ and ^.^ song + +>_> AWIEW. UwU My ^w^ mastew OwO thwough his art >w< fowesees OwO the danger +:33 That you, his OwO fwiend, awe in; ÚwÚ and >_> sends me forth- +>_< Fow ewse his :33 pwoject dies-to ^-^ keep them living. +^-^ [Sings in >_> GONZAWO'S ^-^ eaw] +OwO Whiwe you here ^-^ do snoring >_< wie, +uWu Open-ey'd uWu conspiwacy +His UwU time doth take. +>w< If >_> of life you ^-^ keep :3 a cawe, +uWu Shake x3 off ÚwÚ swumbew, ÚwÚ and >_< bewawe. +>_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! + +x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu both >w< be >_< sudden. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow, good xDD angews +Preserve OwO the >_< King! ^.^ [They :33 wake] +x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow?-Ho, ^-^ awake!-Why awe you dwawn? +>w< Whewefowe :3 this ghastwy UwU wooking? +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. What's OwO the matter? +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood here UwU secuwing >_> youw ^-^ wepose, +>_< Even nyow, ^-^ we heard :3 a >w< howwow ^-^ buwst >_> of bewwowing +;;w;; Wike :33 buwws, ^w^ ow wathew lions; :33 did't ^.^ nyot :3 wake you? +^w^ It struck >_< minye ear UwU most xDD tewwibwy. +x3 AWONSO. I heard nothing. +x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, 'twas :3 a >w< din ^-^ to OwO fwight :3 a monster's eaw, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an >w< eawthquake! >w< Suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 woaw +x3 Of :3 a xDD whowe hewd >_> of :3 wions. +x3 AWONSO. Heard you this, >_< Gonzawo? +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, I heard :3 a ^-^ humming, +And UwU that :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye UwU too, ;;w;; which >_> did :33 awake me; +I ^w^ shak'd you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and cried; as >_< minye eyes :3 open'd, +I ^-^ saw theiw weapons drawn-there ÚwÚ was :3 a noise, +^.^ That's xDD vewiwy. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ guawd, +Ow UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; quit :3 this :3 pwace. Let's dwaw ^-^ ouw weapons. +x3 AWONSO. Lead x3 off :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and wet's ^-^ make further +>_> seawch +>_< Fow my UwU poow :33 son. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Heavens ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ^.^ beasts! +>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, >w< i' th' :3 iswand. +x3 AWONSO. Lead >_> away. +>_> AWIEW. Prospero my lord uWu shaww xDD knyow what I ^.^ have done; +UwU So, ;;w;; King, >w< go OwO safewy uWu on ^-^ to >w< seek >w< thy :33 son. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 2 + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand + +x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, with :3 a >_> buwden >_> of wood. OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew heard + +UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO infections UwU that OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sucks OwO up +From >w< bogs, UwU fens, fwats, uWu on Pwospew fall, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him +By inch-meal :3 a UwU disease! His uWu spiwits hear uWu me, +And ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must curse. But they'll :3 nyow x3 pinch, +ÚwÚ Fwight me with uwchin-shows, :3 pitch me >w< i' th' OwO miwe, +Nyow ;;w;; wead uWu me, >_< wike :3 a >_> fiwebwand, in OwO the dark +Out >_> of my >_< way, unwess ^.^ he ;;w;; bid x3 'em; uWu but +>_< Fow every twifwe awe uWu they xDD set x3 upon me; +>_< Sometime >_< wike apes UwU that mow ÚwÚ and chatter at uWu me, +And aftew bite me; then >_< wike hedgehogs ;;w;; which +Wie >_< tumbwing in my bawefoot >_< way, ÚwÚ and x3 mount +Their UwU pwicks at my footfall; sometime x3 am I +^-^ Aww x3 wound with OwO addews, ^-^ who with cwuvn ^.^ tongues +Do uWu hiss me OwO into madnyess. + +x3 Entew OwO TWINCUWO + +:33 Wo, nyow, ^-^ wo! +;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a spirit >_> of his, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> towment me +>_< Fow ÚwÚ bwinging >_> wood in swowwy. I'll ^-^ faww ^-^ fwat; +:3 Pewchance ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 mind >_> me. +TRINCULO. Here's neither :3 bush :3 nyow ;;w;; shwub ^-^ to bear x3 off ^-^ any +weather at aww, ÚwÚ and another :3 stowm >_> bwewing; I hear ^.^ it +sing >w< i' th' wind. :33 Yond >_> same bwack ÚwÚ cwoud, yond huge one, +looks >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bombawd UwU that would shed his >_> wiquow. >w< If +^.^ it shouwd thundew as ^.^ it >_> did OwO befowe, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to +hide my head. :33 Yond >_> same cwoud cannyot OwO choose uWu but ^-^ faww uWu by +^-^ paiwfuws. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :3 a man ^w^ ow :3 a >_> fish? UwU dead ^w^ ow +awive? OwO A fish: ^.^ he smewws >_< wike :3 a fish; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and +fish-like ^-^ smeww; >w< kind >_> of not-of-the-newest Poor-John. OwO A +ÚwÚ stwange :33 fish! Were I in ^.^ Engwand nyow, as UwU once I OwO was, ÚwÚ and +xDD had uWu but :3 this >_< fish painted, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 howiday OwO foow there uWu but +would ^w^ give :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew. Thewe would :3 this monster +^-^ make :3 a >w< man; ^-^ any ÚwÚ stwange beast there makes :3 a >w< man; when +uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 a doit ^-^ to relieve :3 a ^.^ wame :33 beggaw, uWu they +uWu wiww uWu way >_< out >w< ten ^-^ to UwU see :3 a UwU dead >_> Indian. Legg'd >_< wike :3 a +man, ÚwÚ and his >_< fins >_< wike awms! ^-^ Wawm, o' my twoth! I ^-^ do :3 nyow +let loose my UwU opinyion; howd ^.^ it nyo wongew: :3 this :3 is nyo +uWu fish, uWu but OwO an iswandew, UwU that ;;w;; hath lately x3 suffewed uWu by +:33 thundewbowt. ^.^ [Thundew] ^.^ Awas, OwO the :3 stowm :3 is come ^-^ again! UwU My +:33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to cweep uWu undew his :33 gabewdinye; there :3 is nyo +uWu othew shewtew heweabout. :33 Misewy xDD acquaints :3 a man with +ÚwÚ stwange >_< bed-fewwows. I uWu wiww here x3 shwoud ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU dwegs +>_> of OwO the :3 stowm >w< be ^.^ past. + +x3 Entew STEPHANO singing; :3 a >_< bottwe in his hand + +xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< sea, ^-^ to >_< sea, +;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww I die UwU ashowe- +:3 This :3 is :3 a vewy scurvy xDD tunye ^-^ to sing at :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 funyewaw; +well, >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. xDD [Dwinks] + +The :3 mastew, OwO the swabber, OwO the xDD boatswain, ÚwÚ and OwO I, +The gunnyew, ÚwÚ and his uWu mate, +UwU Wov'd Mall, Meg, ÚwÚ and >w< Mawian, ÚwÚ and xDD Mawgewy, +But UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us car'd uWu fow OwO Kate; +>_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a :33 tongue with :3 a tang, +Wouwd x3 cwy ^-^ to :3 a OwO saiwow 'Go :3 hang!' +She :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ savouw >_> of :33 taw :3 nyow >_> of >_> pitch, +>_> Yet :3 a >_> taiwow UwU might scratch xDD hew whewe'ew ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ itch. +;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_< sea, uWu boys, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< go ^.^ hang! + +:3 This :3 is :3 a scurvy xDD tunye :33 too; uWu but >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. +xDD [Dwinks] +UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment >_> me. O! +xDD STEPHANyO. What's OwO the matter? >_< Have ^-^ we devils hewe? Do you +>w< put tricks x3 upon xDD 's with ^-^ savages ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of Ind? Ha! I +^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD scap'd dwownying ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; fouw +legs; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been x3 said: UwU As pwopew :3 a man as >w< evew +went uWu on ;;w;; fouw >w< wegs cannyot ^-^ make him ^w^ give ground; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it +uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said OwO so uWu again, >_< whiwe Stephanyo breathes at +^-^ nyostwiws. +UwU CAWIBAN. The spirit >_< towments >_> me. O! +xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This :3 is >w< some monster >_> of OwO the >_> iswe with ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wegs, +^-^ who ;;w;; hath got, as I UwU take it, OwO an ^.^ ague. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw +shouwd ^.^ he learn ^-^ ouw language? I uWu wiww ^w^ give him >w< some +:3 wewief, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; that. >w< If I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and +^-^ keep him >_> tame, ÚwÚ and >_< get ^-^ to Nyapwes with ^w^ him, :33 he's :3 a +ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow ^-^ any empewow UwU that >w< evew >w< twod uWu on ^.^ nyeat's +leather. +UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment uWu me, >_< pwithee; I'll bwing my >_> wood +UwU home fastew. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< He's in his x3 fit nyow, ÚwÚ and OwO does ^.^ nyot talk aftew OwO the +:33 wisest. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ^.^ bottwe; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have never +dwunk xDD winye afore, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to wemuv his ^.^ fit. >w< If +I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep him >_> tame, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take +xDD too >w< much uWu fow him; ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ and UwU that soundly. +UwU CAWIBAN. Thou OwO dost me ÚwÚ yet uWu but wittwe UwU huwt; :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ anyon, +I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by >w< thy x3 twembwing; :3 nyow Pwospew ^w^ wowks x3 upon thee. +xDD STEPHANyO. Come uWu on >_> youw ways; open >_> youw ^-^ mouth; here :3 is +UwU that ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^w^ give language ^-^ to you, cat. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw +^-^ mouth; :3 this uWu wiww >_< shake >_> youw >_< shaking, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and +UwU that xDD soundwy; you cannyot tell :33 who's >_> youw >w< fwiend. ÚwÚ Open +>_> youw :33 chaps again. +TRINCULO. I shouwd xDD knyow UwU that ^.^ voice; ^.^ it shouwd be-but ^.^ he :3 is +^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these awe deviws. :33 O, ^w^ defend UwU me! +xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ Fouw >w< wegs ÚwÚ and two voices; :3 a UwU most delicate monstew! +His :3 fowwawd OwO voice, nyow, :3 is ^-^ to speak ;;w;; weww >_> of his +:3 fwiend; his ;;w;; backwawd >w< voice :3 is ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; fouw >_< speeches ÚwÚ and +^-^ to ^-^ detwact. >w< If >w< aww OwO the xDD winye in my >_< bottwe uWu wiww >_< wecuvw +^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp his ^.^ ague. OwO Come-Amen! I uWu wiww pouw >w< some +in >w< thy uWu othew UwU mouth. +TRINCULO. Stephano! +xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Doth >w< thy uWu othew OwO mouth caww x3 me? Mercy, ^.^ mewcy! +:3 This :3 is :3 a x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and nyo monster; I uWu wiww xDD weave him; I +^.^ have nyo wong spoon. +TRINCULO. Stephano! >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :33 Stephanyo, ^.^ touch uWu me, ÚwÚ and +speak ^-^ to me; uWu fow I x3 am Trinculo-be ^.^ nyot afeawd-thy good +fwiend Trinculo. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest xDD Twincuwo, come fowth; I'll >_< puww +OwO the uWu by OwO the ^.^ wessew legs; ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be Trinculo's ^.^ wegs, ^.^ these +awe they. Thou art vewy Twincuwo uWu indeed! OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou +^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :3 this moon-cawf? ^w^ Can ^.^ he :33 vent +x3 Twincuwos? +TRINCULO. I took him ^-^ to >w< be xDD kiww'd with :3 a thunderstroke. +But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd, Stephano? I >w< hope :3 nyow :3 thou awe +^.^ nyot dwown'd. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 stowm ;;w;; uvwbwown? I hid me uWu undew OwO the +UwU dead moon-calf's OwO gabewdinye uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the ^.^ stowm. And +art :3 thou living, Stephano? :3 O :33 Stephanyo, two Nyeapowitans +>_> scap'd! +xDD STEPHANyO. Prithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn me ;;w;; about; my stomach :3 is ^.^ nyot +OwO constant. +UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be fine OwO things, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot +xDD spwites. +^.^ That's :3 a bwave god, ÚwÚ and uWu beaws celestial >_> wiquow. +I uWu wiww knyeew ^-^ to >_> him. +xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How didst :3 thou >_> scape? OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou ^w^ hithew? +OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< bottwe how :3 thou xDD cam'st ^w^ hithew-I escap'd +x3 upon :3 a >_> butt >_> of :3 sack, ;;w;; which OwO the :33 saiwows ^w^ heaved >_> o'ewboawd- +uWu by :3 this bottle, ;;w;; which I :3 made >_> of OwO the bark >_> of :3 a xDD twee, with +>_< minye >_> own x3 hands, >_< since I ÚwÚ was UwU cast ashore. +UwU CAWIBAN. I'll uWu sweaw x3 upon UwU that >_< bottwe ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy OwO twue +:3 subject, uWu fow OwO the :3 wiquow :3 is ^.^ nyot earthly. +xDD STEPHANyO. Here; uWu sweaw then how :3 thou escap'dst. +TRINCULO. :33 Swum uWu ashowe, man, >_< wike :3 a >_> duck; I can OwO swim >_< wike +:3 a duck, I'll >w< be swown. +xDD STEPHANyO. [Passing OwO the bottwe] Here, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. ^-^ Though +:3 thou ^w^ canst OwO swim >_< wike :3 a duck, :3 thou art :3 made >_< wike :3 a +ÚwÚ goose. +TRINCULO. :3 O :33 Stephanyo, x3 hast ^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of uWu this? +xDD STEPHANyO. The xDD whowe :3 butt, >w< man; my >_< cewwaw :3 is in :3 a ^-^ wock uWu by +th' ^-^ seaside, xDD whewe my xDD winye :3 is xDD hid. OwO How nyow, moon-cawf! +OwO How OwO does UwU thinye ague? +UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? +xDD STEPHANyO. Out o' th' ^w^ moon, I ^-^ do assuwe thee; I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Man +>w< i' th' xDD Moon, when UwU time ÚwÚ was. +UwU CAWIBAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee in UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do adore thee. UwU My +^w^ mistwess show'd me ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ dog ÚwÚ and >w< thy bush. +xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw ^-^ to UwU that; ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. I uWu wiww +>_> fuwnyish ^.^ it anon with OwO nyew contents. ^-^ Sweaw. +[CALIBAN drinks] +TRINCULO. By :3 this good >_< wight, :3 this :3 is :3 a vewy shawwow +monstew! +I >w< afeawd >_> of :3 him! OwO A vewy uWu weak monstew! The >_< Man >w< i' th' +>w< Moon! OwO A UwU most UwU poow :33 cweduwous monstew! ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ dwawn, +;;w;; monstew, in good ^w^ sooth! +UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee every :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ inch o' th' iswand; +ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy foot. I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be my god. +TRINCULO. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious ÚwÚ and drunken +monstew! When's >w< god's asweep :3 he'ww x3 wob his bottwe. +UwU CAWIBAN. I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ^-^ foot; I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ mysewf >w< thy +^w^ subject. +xDD STEPHANyO. Come OwO on, then; down, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw. +TRINCULO. I uWu shaww waugh ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death at :3 this xDD puppy- +uWu headed uWu monstew. OwO A UwU most scurvy monstew! I :33 couwd find in +my OwO heawt ^-^ to beat x3 him- +xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; kiss. +TRINCULO. But UwU that OwO the UwU poow monster's in drink. An +abominable monstew! +UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 best springs; I'll xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee +bewwies; +I'll >_< fish uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> wood ^w^ enyough. +OwO A pwague x3 upon OwO the >_> tywant UwU that I ÚwÚ sewve! +I'll bear him nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ sticks, uWu but follow ^.^ thee, +Thou :3 wondwous xDD man. +TRINCULO. OwO A UwU most :33 widicuwous ;;w;; monstew, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a wonder >_> of +:3 a UwU poow xDD dwunkawd! +UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee let me bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe crabs ^.^ gwow; +And I with my wong ^.^ nyaiws uWu wiww :3 dig ÚwÚ thee ^.^ pig-nyuts; +Show ÚwÚ thee :3 a ÚwÚ jay's nyest, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee how +ÚwÚ To ^-^ snyawe OwO the nimble >w< mawmoset; I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To cwust'wing filberts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I'll >_< get ÚwÚ thee +Young scamels ^-^ fwom OwO the wock. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go with x3 me? +xDD STEPHANyO. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ;;w;; wead OwO the uWu way ^-^ without ^-^ any ^-^ mowe +UwU tawking. xDD Twincuwo, OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company ewse +being ÚwÚ dwown'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD inhewit here. Here, bear my bottwe. +Fellow xDD Twincuwo, ^w^ we'ww fiww him uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by again. +UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Sings :33 dwunkenwy] Faweweww, master; ^.^ faweweww, +faweweww! +TRINCULO. OwO A howwing monster; :3 a drunken monstew! +UwU CAWIBAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_< dams I'll ^-^ make uWu fow fish; +Nyow ÚwÚ fetch in xDD fiwing +^.^ At wequiwing, +Nyow >_> scwape xDD twenchewing, :3 nyow wash dish. +;;w;; 'Ban ÚwÚ 'Ban, Ca-Cawiban, +xDD Has :3 a OwO nyew master-Get :3 a OwO nyew xDD man. +Freedom, >_> high-day! ÚwÚ high-day, fweedom! freedom, >w< high- +day, fweedom! +xDD STEPHANyO. :3 O bwave monstew! Lead OwO the way. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +Before PROSPERO'S cell + +x3 Entew FERDINAND, hearing :3 a ^w^ wog + +OwO FEWDINyAND. Thewe >w< be >w< some sports awe painfuw, ÚwÚ and theiw +>_< wabouw +:3 Dewight in them ^w^ sets off; >w< some kinds >_> of ^w^ basenyess +uWu Awe ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ undewgonye, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU poow mattews +OwO Point ^-^ to rich >_> ends. :3 This my UwU mean ^w^ task +Wouwd >w< be as :33 heavy ^-^ to me as >_< odious, uWu but +The ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; which I sewve >_< quickens ^w^ what's OwO dead, +And makes my x3 wabouws ^.^ pweasuwes. :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is +xDD Ten xDD times ^-^ mowe gentwe than xDD hew >_< fathew's crabbed; +And :33 he's :33 compos'd >_> of harshness. I >w< must wemuv +uWu Some ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these logs, ÚwÚ and OwO piwe them uWu up, +:3 Upon :3 a >_> sowe injunction; my ^w^ sweet ^w^ mistwess +^w^ Weeps when ^.^ she >_> sees me work, ÚwÚ and :33 says such ^w^ basenyess +Had never >_< wike executor. I forget; +But ^.^ these ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts ^-^ do x3 even :3 wefwesh my :3 wabouws, +uWu Most ÚwÚ busy, :33 weast when I ^-^ do it. + +x3 Entew xDD MIWANDA; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO at :3 a :33 distance, >_> unseen + +>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU nyow; pray you, +OwO Wowk ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hawd; I would OwO the :3 wightnying xDD had +Burnt OwO up x3 those wogs UwU that you awe :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to :3 piwe. +>_> Pway, xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west OwO you; when :3 this buwns, +'Twiww weep uWu fow having wearied you. UwU My fathew +^-^ Is ^-^ hawd at x3 study; pray, nyow, west yourself; +>w< He's xDD safe uWu fow ^.^ these three OwO houws. +OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU most dear mistress, +The >_< sun uWu wiww xDD set before I uWu shaww >w< dischawge +What I >w< must ^-^ stwive ^-^ to do. +>w< MIWANDA. >w< If ^w^ you'ww ^-^ sit down, +I'll bear >_> youw wogs OwO the whiwe; pray ^w^ give me UwU that; +I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :3 piwe. +OwO FEWDINyAND. No, pwecious >w< cweatuwe; +I xDD had wathew >_< cwack my sinews, >_< bweak my ^w^ back, +>w< Than you shouwd such ^-^ dishonyouw ;;w;; undewgo, +OwO Whiwe I ^-^ sit wazy by. +>w< MIWANDA. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me +UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ it OwO does OwO you; ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it +x3 With >w< much ^-^ mowe uWu ease; uWu fow my good uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ to it, +And x3 youws ^.^ it :3 is >_> against. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] OwO Poow wowm, :3 thou art infected! +:3 This visitation >w< shows it. +>w< MIWANDA. You ÚwÚ wook >w< weawiwy. +OwO FEWDINyAND. No, x3 nyobwe UwU mistwess; 'tis ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying with me +When you awe uWu by at ^-^ nyight. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, +:33 Chiefwy UwU that I UwU might xDD set ^.^ it in my >_> pwayews, +What :3 is >_> youw name? +>w< MIWANDA. OwO Miwanda-O my fathew, +I ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_> youw ^-^ hest ^-^ to uWu say so! +OwO FEWDINyAND. Admir'd Miranda! +What's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to OwO the world! >w< Fuww many :3 a wady +I ^.^ have ^w^ ey'd with :33 best :3 wegawd; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time +^-^ Th' >w< hawmony >_> of theiw ^.^ tongues ;;w;; hath OwO into >w< bondage +Brought my xDD too :3 diwigent >_> eaw; uWu fow uWu sevewaw viwtues +>_< Have I x3 wik'd uWu sevewaw :3 women, never ^-^ any +x3 With OwO so :33 fuww >_> souw, uWu but >w< some x3 defect in xDD hew +OwO Did >_< quawwew with OwO the nyobwest OwO gwace ^.^ she >w< ow'd, +And >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the foil; uWu but you, :3 O you, +^w^ So pewfect ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ peewwess, awe created +x3 Of every creature's best! +>w< MIWANDA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +>_< Onye >_> of my ;;w;; sex; nyo :3 woman's ;;w;; face :33 wemembew, +>w< Save, ^-^ fwom my glass, >_< minye own; :3 nyow ^.^ have I uWu seen +Mowe UwU that I ^-^ may caww x3 men than you, good OwO fwiend, +And my dear father. OwO How features awe ÚwÚ abwoad, +I x3 am skilless >w< of; ;;w;; but, uWu by my modesty, +The >_> jewew in my ^-^ dowew, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish +>w< Any ^.^ companyion in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but OwO you; +Nyow can ^.^ imaginyation fowm :3 a ^w^ shape, +Besides OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >_< wike >_> of. But I pwattwe +OwO Something xDD too wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's OwO pwecepts +I :3 thewein ^-^ do forget. +OwO FEWDINyAND. I OwO am, in my condition, +OwO A ^w^ pwince, Miranda; I ^-^ do xDD think, :3 a >_< king- +I would ^.^ nyot >_< so!-and would nyo ^-^ mowe >_> enduwe +:3 This ;;w;; wooden xDD swavewy than ^-^ to suffer +The ;;w;; fwesh-fwy blow my UwU mouth. >w< Heaw my ^w^ souw :33 speak: +The vewy x3 instant UwU that I ^-^ saw you, >_> did +UwU My OwO heawt UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ sewvice; there UwU wesides +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 sake +OwO Am I :3 this uWu patient log-man. +>w< MIWANDA. Do you love x3 me? +OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU heaven, :3 O :3 eawth, bear witness ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ sound, +And :3 cwown what I UwU pwofess with >w< kind UwU event, +>w< If I speak :3 twue! >w< If :33 howwowwy, OwO invewt +What :33 best :3 is ^-^ boded me ^-^ to ^.^ mischief! OwO I, +Beyond >w< aww UwU wimit >_> of what ewse >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, +Do love, prize, uWu honyouw you. +>w< MIWANDA. I x3 am :3 a OwO foow +ÚwÚ To weep at what I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Faiw uWu encountew +x3 Of two UwU most x3 wawe affections! Heavens ;;w;; wain OwO gwace +uWu On UwU that ;;w;; which >_> bweeds :3 between 'em! +OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Whewefowe weep you? +>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ At >_< minye unworthiness, UwU that dare ^.^ nyot :3 offew +What I desiwe ^-^ to >_> give, ÚwÚ and >w< much less UwU take +What I uWu shaww die ^-^ to :3 want. But :3 this :3 is twifwing; +And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it UwU seeks ^-^ to hide itself, +The :3 biggew ÚwÚ buwk ^.^ it OwO shows. ÚwÚ Hence, bashful cunnying! +And :3 pwompt uWu me, ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and holy innyocence! +I x3 am >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy me; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll die >_> youw uWu maid. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw :3 fewwow +You ^-^ may deny me; uWu but I'll >w< be >_> youw x3 sewvant, +:3 Whethew you uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo. +OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My mistress, ^-^ deawest; +And I ;;w;; thus humbwe ever. +>w< MIWANDA. UwU My xDD husband, ^.^ then? +OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Ay, with :3 a OwO heawt as willing +UwU As >w< bondage e'ew >_> of fweedom. Here's my hand. +>w< MIWANDA. And ÚwÚ minye, with my OwO heawt >w< in't. And :3 nyow faweweww +;;w;; Tiww half OwO an hour ^-^ hence. +OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> thousand! +>_< Exeunt FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA :3 sevewawwy +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ So ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 this as uWu they I cannyot ^.^ be, +OwO Who awe UwU suwpwis'd withal; uWu but my ^.^ wejoicing +^.^ At nyothing can >w< be more. I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ book; +>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ewe ^w^ suppew UwU time >w< must I OwO pewfowm +^.^ Much ^-^ businyess ^w^ appewtainying. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE 2 + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand + +x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO + +xDD STEPHANyO. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot :33 me-when OwO the >_> butt :3 is >_< out ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink +^w^ watew, ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop ^.^ befowe; OwO thewefowe bear uWu up, ÚwÚ and board +>_< 'em. OwO Sewvant-monstew, dwink ^-^ to >_> me. +TRINCULO. Servant-monster! The ^.^ fowwy >_> of :3 this >_> iswand! ^.^ They +uWu say :33 thewe's uWu but five x3 upon :3 this ^.^ iswe: ^-^ we awe three >_> of +them; ^-^ if th' uWu othew two >w< be :33 bwain'd >_< wike >w< us, OwO the OwO state +uWu tottews. +xDD STEPHANyO. OwO Dwink, xDD sewvant-monstew, when I ;;w;; bid thee; >w< thy +eyes awe ^w^ awmost xDD set in >w< thy head. +TRINCULO. :3 Whewe shouwd uWu they >w< be xDD set xDD ewse? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwave +monster :3 indeed, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe xDD set in his tail. +xDD STEPHANyO. UwU My x3 man-monstew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ dwown'd his :33 tongue in +x3 sack. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, OwO the ÚwÚ sea cannyot drown me; I :3 swam, ewe +I :33 couwd >_< wecuvw OwO the shore, five ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty uWu weagues, x3 off +ÚwÚ and x3 on. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my uWu wieutenyant, +;;w;; monstew, ^w^ ow my ^-^ standawd. +TRINCULO. Your uWu wieutenyant, ^-^ if you ^w^ wist; :33 he's nyo ^-^ standawd. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wun, :33 Monsieuw Monstew. +TRINCULO. Nyow >w< go neither; uWu but ^w^ you'ww lie >_< wike UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet uWu say nyothing nyeithew. +xDD STEPHANyO. Moon-cawf, speak UwU once in >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest +:3 a good ^-^ moon-cawf. +UwU CAWIBAN. OwO How OwO does >w< thy honour? >_> Wet me OwO wick >w< thy :33 shoe. +I'll ^.^ nyot sewve him; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu vawiant. +TRINCULO. Thou wiest, UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu monstew: I x3 am in UwU case +^-^ to justwe :3 a :33 constabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou debosh'd uWu fish, thou, +ÚwÚ was there >w< evew man :3 a cowawd UwU that ;;w;; hath dwunk OwO so >w< much sack +as I uWu to-day? uWu Wiwt :3 thou tell :3 a monstrous >_< wie, being uWu but +half >_< fish ÚwÚ and half :3 a monstew? +UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, how ^.^ he >w< mocks UwU me! uWu Wiwt :3 thou let ^w^ him, my +UwU wowd? +TRINCULO. >w< 'Wowd' OwO quoth >w< he! :33 That :3 a monster shouwd >w< be such +:3 a ;;w;; nyatuwaw! +UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, :33 wo ^-^ again! ÚwÚ Bite him ^-^ to >_< death, I :33 pwithee. +xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ^-^ if +you ^w^ pwuv :3 a mutinyeew-the next uWu twee! The UwU poow monster's +my :3 subject, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot suffer ^-^ indignyity. +UwU CAWIBAN. I :3 thank my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to +xDD heawken UwU once UwU again ^-^ to OwO the suit I :3 made ^-^ to OwO thee? +xDD STEPHANyO. :33 Mawwy uWu wiww I; knyeew ÚwÚ and :33 wepeat xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ stand, +ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww Trinculo. + +x3 Entew AWIEW, :33 invisibwe + +UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As I told ÚwÚ thee OwO befowe, I x3 am :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a tyrant, +sorcerer, UwU that uWu by his ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; hath cheated me >_> of OwO the +:3 iswand. +>_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. +UwU CAWIBAN. Thou wiest, :3 thou OwO jesting >w< monkey, ÚwÚ thou; +I would my ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ mastew would >_< destwoy thee. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. +xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ if you twoubwe him ^-^ any ^-^ mowe :33 in's :3 tawe, +uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu wiww >_> suppwant >w< some >_> of >_> youw teeth. +TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, I ^w^ said nothing. +xDD STEPHANyO. >_< Mum, then, ÚwÚ and nyo more. :33 Pwoceed. +UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ say, uWu by xDD sowcewy ^.^ he ^w^ got :3 this :3 iswe; +From me ^.^ he ^w^ got it. >w< If >w< thy greatness uWu wiww +^w^ Wevenge ^.^ it uWu on him-for I xDD knyow :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, +But :3 this xDD thing dare nyot- +xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ That's UwU most >w< cewtain. +UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be lord >_> of it, ÚwÚ and I'll sewve thee. +xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How :3 nyow uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ compass'd? OwO Canst :3 thou +bwing me ^-^ to OwO the party? +UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Yea, ^-^ yea, my ^w^ wowd; I'll ÚwÚ yiewd him ÚwÚ thee asweep, +:3 Whewe :3 thou uWu mayst xDD knyock :3 a nail OwO into his head. +>_> AWIEW. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou ^w^ canst not. +UwU CAWIBAN. What :3 a :33 pied :3 nyinny's x3 this! Thou scurvy UwU patch! +I ^-^ do uWu beseech >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, ^w^ give him ^-^ bwows, +And UwU take his >_< bottwe ^-^ fwom >_> him. When that's gonye +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww dwink UwU nyought uWu but OwO bwinye; uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot show him +:3 Whewe OwO the uWu quick fweshes >_> awe. +xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, run OwO into nyo further danger; OwO intewwupt +OwO the monster ^-^ onye >_> wowd further :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll xDD tuwn +my UwU mewcy >_< out o' doors, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a stock-fish >_> of thee. +TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> did x3 I? I >_> did nothing. I'll >w< go farther +UwU off. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he lied? +>_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. +xDD STEPHANyO. Do I so? ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. [Beats xDD him] UwU As you >_< wike +this, ^w^ give me OwO the lie another xDD time. +TRINCULO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ wie. Out o' >_> youw xDD wits ÚwÚ and +hearing too? OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ^.^ bottwe! :3 This can sack ÚwÚ and +uWu dwinking do. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; monstew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw +UwU take >_> youw ^-^ fingews! +UwU CAWIBAN. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +xDD STEPHANyO. Nyow, :3 fowwawd with >_> youw uWu tawe.-Pwithee ^.^ stand +further UwU off. +UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ Beat him enyough; aftew :3 a wittwe UwU time, I'll beat +him ^w^ too. +xDD STEPHANyO. Stand ÚwÚ fawthew. ^w^ Come, :3 pwoceed. +UwU CAWIBAN. ÚwÚ Why, as I told ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 a UwU custom with him +uWu I' th' afternoon ^-^ to sleep; there :3 thou uWu mayst bwain ^w^ him, +Having ^.^ fiwst >w< seiz'd his ^-^ books; ^w^ ow with :3 a ^w^ wog +xDD Battew his skuww, ^w^ ow ^w^ paunch him with :3 a stake, +Ow ÚwÚ cut his wezand with >w< thy knife. Wemembew +>w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ possess his ^-^ books; uWu fow ^-^ without them +>w< He's uWu but :3 a ;;w;; sot, as I OwO am, :3 nyow ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot +>_< Onye spirit ^-^ to >_< command; uWu they >w< aww ^-^ do UwU hate him +UwU As rootedly as :3 I. x3 Buwn uWu but his ^-^ books. +ÚwÚ He >_> has bwave utensils-for OwO so ^.^ he calls ^w^ them- +>w< Which, when ^.^ he >_> has :3 a OwO house, :3 he'ww xDD deck :3 withaw. +And UwU that UwU most >_< deepwy ^-^ to consider :3 is +The x3 beauty >_> of his ^-^ daughtew; ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf +:3 Cawws xDD hew :3 a ^-^ nyonpaweiw. I never ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ woman +But only Sycowax my dam ÚwÚ and she; +But ^.^ she as :3 faw suwpasseth Sycowax +UwU As >w< gweat'st OwO does >w< weast. +xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so bwave :3 a :3 wass? +UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >w< thy :33 bed, I x3 wawwant, +And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth bwave bwood. +xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, I uWu wiww :33 kiww :3 this >w< man; his daughter ÚwÚ and I +uWu wiww >w< be UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen-save ^-^ ouw ^.^ Gwaces!-and Twincuwo +ÚwÚ and thyself uWu shaww >w< be vicewoys. Dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the pwot, +x3 Twincuwo? +TRINCULO. Excellent. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; I x3 am >_< sowwy I beat thee; uWu but +>_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >w< thy head. +UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Within :3 this half hour uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be asleep. +uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< destwoy him ^.^ then? +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. +>_> AWIEW. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my mastew. +UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ;;w;; mak'st me :3 mewwy; I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< be :3 jocund; uWu wiww you troll OwO the catch +You ^w^ taught me uWu but ^-^ whiwe-ewe? +xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ At >w< thy UwU wequest, ;;w;; monstew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do reason, ^-^ any +reason. Come OwO on, xDD Twincuwo, let OwO us uWu sing. [Sings] + +Flout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and >_< scout >w< 'em, +And >_< scout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and fwout x3 'em; +OwO Thought :3 is xDD fwee. + +UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ tunye. +[ARIEL uWu pways OwO the xDD tunye uWu on :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and x3 pipe] +xDD STEPHANyO. What :3 is :3 this same? +TRINCULO. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ catch, >_> pway'd uWu by OwO the +UwU pictuwe >_> of uWu Nyobody. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :3 a man, show thyself in >w< thy +uWu wikenyess; ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest :3 a x3 deviw, uWu take't as :3 thou wist. +TRINCULO. :33 O, forgive me my ÚwÚ sins! +xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> dies OwO pays >w< aww debts. I :33 defy thee. uWu Mewcy +x3 upon >_< us! +UwU CAWIBAN. Awt :3 thou OwO afeawd? +xDD STEPHANyO. No, ;;w;; monstew, ^.^ nyot :3 I. +UwU CAWIBAN. Be ^.^ nyot >w< afeawd. The >_> iswe :3 is :33 fuww >_> of :33 nyoises, +UwU Sounds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet aiws, UwU that ^w^ give >w< dewight, ÚwÚ and hurt not. +>_< Sometimes :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu twangwing xDD instwuments +uWu Wiww >w< hum about >_< minye ears; ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; voices, +That, ^-^ if I then xDD had >w< wak'd aftew wong >w< sweep, +uWu Wiww ^-^ make me ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then, in dweaming, +The clouds methought would open ÚwÚ and show riches +ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to >_> dwop x3 upon uWu me, UwU that, when I ^w^ wak'd, +I :3 cwied ^-^ to ^-^ dweam again. +xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a bwave :3 kingdom ^-^ to uWu me, xDD whewe I +uWu shaww ^.^ have my music uWu fow nothing. +UwU CAWIBAN. When Prospero :3 is >w< destwoy'd. +xDD STEPHANyO. :33 That uWu shaww >w< be uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I wemembew OwO the >_< stowy. +TRINCULO. The :33 sound :3 is ^-^ going away; wet's follow it, ÚwÚ and +aftew ^-^ do ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. +xDD STEPHANyO. Wead, monster; ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. I would I :33 couwd UwU see +:3 this >_> tabowew; ^.^ he lays ^.^ it x3 on. +TRINCULO. uWu Wiwt ^.^ come? I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ Stephanyo. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^-^ 3 + +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand + +x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ By'w lakin, I can >w< go nyo :3 fuwthew, siw; +UwU My ^.^ owd bones ^w^ ache. Here's :3 a xDD maze >_< twod, :3 indeed, +^.^ Thwough uWu fowth-wights ÚwÚ and x3 meandews! By >_> youw >_> patience, +I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must west >_> me. +x3 AWONSO. Old lord, I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, +OwO Who x3 am ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ attach'd with ÚwÚ weawinyess +ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ duwwing >_> of my spirits; ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. +>_< Even here I uWu wiww >w< put x3 off my hope, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu fow my ÚwÚ fwattewew; ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd +x3 Whom ;;w;; thus ^-^ we stray ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea >w< mocks +Our frustrate >_> seawch uWu on land. Weww, let him ^.^ go. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that :33 he's +OwO so >_< out >_> of :33 hope. +Do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^-^ onye repulse, >_< fowgo OwO the OwO puwpose +:33 That you resolv'd x3 t' >w< effect. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] The next ^w^ advantage +uWu Wiww ^-^ we UwU take throughly. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be to-night; +>_< Fow, :3 nyow uWu they awe xDD oppwess'd with ^w^ twavew, uWu they +uWu Wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 cannyot, ;;w;; use such vigilance +UwU As when uWu they awe uWu fwesh. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] I ÚwÚ say, to-night; nyo more. + +>_< Sowemn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange x3 music; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO uWu on OwO the +>_< top, invisible. x3 Entew uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ SHAPES, +ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a >w< banquet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance about ^.^ it with +gentwe :33 actions >_> of >_> sawutations; ÚwÚ and x3 inviting OwO the +xDD KING, ^-^ etc., ^-^ to >w< eat, uWu they xDD depawt + +x3 AWONSO. What >w< hawmony :3 is uWu this? UwU My good fwiends, xDD hawk! +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Mawvewwous ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ music! +x3 AWONSO. >w< Give OwO us >w< kind keepews, >_< heavens! What ;;w;; wewe ^w^ these? +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A :3 wiving OwO dwowwewy. Nyow I uWu wiww believe +:33 That there awe OwO unyicowns; UwU that in Awabia +Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye xDD twee, OwO the phoenyix' thwonye, ^-^ onye phoenyix +^.^ At :3 this hour ^-^ weignying-thewe. +x3 ANTONyIO. I'll believe ^-^ both; +And what OwO does ewse UwU want >_< cwedit, come ^-^ to uWu me, +And I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; >_< twavewwews :33 nye'ew >_> did >_< wie, +^-^ Though fools at UwU home condemn >_< 'em. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >w< If in Nyapwes +I shouwd wepowt :3 this nyow, would uWu they believe x3 me? +>w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ say, I ^-^ saw such :33 iswandews, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtes ^.^ these awe ^w^ peopwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, +OwO Who >w< though uWu they awe >_> of monstrous ^-^ shape >_> yet, nyote, +Their ^-^ mannyews awe ^-^ mowe >_> gentwe-kind than >_> of +Our human xDD genyewation you uWu shaww find +UwU Many, xDD nyay, ^w^ awmost any. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] Honyest lord, +Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< some >_> of you there ÚwÚ pwesent +uWu Awe >_< wowse than deviws. +x3 AWONSO. I cannyot xDD too >w< much ^w^ muse +Such shapes, such gesture, ÚwÚ and such ^w^ sound, expressing, +UwU Awthough uWu they UwU want OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of tongue, :3 a >w< kind +x3 Of excellent OwO dumb ^w^ discouwse. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Pwaise in depawting. +uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ stwangewy. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo matter, >_< since +^.^ They ^.^ have weft theiw :33 viands behind; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO stomachs. +x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ taste >_> of what :3 is hewe? +x3 AWONSO. :3 Nyot :3 I. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu boys, +OwO Who would believe UwU that there ;;w;; wewe mountainyeews, +:3 Dewwapp'd >_< wike :33 buwws, uWu whose throats xDD had :33 hanging at >w< 'em +Wallets >_> of flesh? ^w^ ow UwU that there ;;w;; wewe such x3 men +uWu Whose :3 heads ÚwÚ stood in theiw bweasts? ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^-^ we find +>_> Each uWu puttew-out >_> of five uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu wiww bwing OwO us +Good ;;w;; wawwant >_> of. +x3 AWONSO. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and >_< feed, +UwU Awthough my xDD wast; nyo matter, >_< since I ;;w;; feew +The :33 best :3 is ^.^ past. xDD Bwothew, my lord OwO the Duke, +Stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as uWu we. + +:33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< wike :3 a harpy; +:33 cwaps his x3 wings x3 upon OwO the :3 tabwe; :3 and, with :3 a OwO quaint +OwO device, OwO the ^.^ banquet UwU vanyishes + +>_> AWIEW. You awe three x3 men >_> of uWu sin, xDD whom ÚwÚ Destiny, +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ^.^ instwument :3 this wowew x3 wowwd +And what :3 is ^w^ in't, OwO the ^w^ nyevew-suwfeited ÚwÚ sea +;;w;; Hath caus'd ^-^ to >_> bewch OwO up OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this >_< iswand +:3 Whewe man doth ^.^ nyot inhabit-you 'mongst x3 men +>_> Being UwU most x3 unfit ^-^ to wive. I ^.^ have :3 made you mad; +And x3 even with ^.^ such-wike valour x3 men >_> hang ÚwÚ and drown +Their pwopew selves. +^w^ [AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ^-^ etc., dwaw theiw swowds] +You fools! I ÚwÚ and my xDD fewwows +uWu Awe ^.^ minyistews >_> of Fate; OwO the >_< ewements +x3 Of xDD whom >_> youw >_> swowds awe tempew'd ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww +^-^ Wound OwO the loud ^.^ winds, ^w^ ow with :3 bemock'd-at ;;w;; stabs +Kiww OwO the >_< stiww-cwosing waters, as x3 diminyish +>_< Onye dowwe that's in my pwume; my >_> fewwow-minyistews +uWu Awe >_< wike invuwnyewabwe. >w< If you :33 couwd huwt, +Your >_> swowds awe :3 nyow xDD too xDD massy uWu fow >_> youw xDD stwengths +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; upwifted. But remember- +>_< Fow that's my ^-^ businyess ^-^ to ^.^ you-that you three +From OwO Miwan >_> did >_> suppwant good Pwospewo; +Expos'd x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 wequit it, +Him, ÚwÚ and his innyocent x3 chiwd; uWu fow ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw deed +The pow'rs, ÚwÚ dewaying, ^.^ nyot OwO fowgetting, ^.^ have +Incens'd OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and showes, ^-^ yea, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ cweatuwes, +uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ Thee >_> of >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ Awonso, +^.^ They ^.^ have bereft; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce uWu by me +Wing'wing pewdition, >_< wowse than ^-^ any death +^w^ Can >w< be at once, uWu shaww xDD step uWu by xDD step ^.^ attend +You ÚwÚ and >_> youw ways; uWu whose wwaths ^-^ to guawd you :3 fwom- +^w^ Which ;;w;; hewe, in :3 this UwU most desowate ÚwÚ iswe, ewse ^.^ fawws +:3 Upon >_> youw xDD heads-is nyothing uWu but ^w^ heawt's xDD sowwow, +And :3 a ;;w;; cweaw life UwU ensuing. + +ÚwÚ He UwU vanyishes in >_< thundew; then, ^-^ to ^.^ soft OwO music, ÚwÚ entew +OwO the UwU SHAPES uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dance, with >w< mocks ÚwÚ and :33 mows, +ÚwÚ and cawwying >_< out OwO the ^-^ tabwe + +OwO PWOSPEWO. Bwavewy OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 this hawpy x3 hast :3 thou +^w^ Pewfowm'd, my ÚwÚ Awiew; :3 a OwO gwace ^.^ it ^-^ had, OwO devouwing. +x3 Of my ^w^ instwuction x3 hast :3 thou nyothing ^w^ bated +UwU In what :3 thou xDD hadst ^-^ to ^w^ say; so, with good life +And >_< obsewvation stwange, my meaner ^.^ minyistews +Their uWu sevewaw kinds ^.^ have >w< donye. UwU My UwU high charms work, +And ^.^ these >_< minye >_> enyemies awe >w< aww xDD knyit OwO up +UwU In theiw distractions. ^.^ They :3 nyow awe in my ^.^ pow'w; +And in ^.^ these ^-^ fits I xDD weave ;;w;; them, >_< whiwe I >w< visit +Young UwU Fewdinyand, xDD whom uWu they suppose :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd, +And his ÚwÚ and >_< minye :33 wov'd darling. Exit :33 abuv +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' name >_> of xDD something x3 howy, ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^.^ stand you +UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ stwange stare? +x3 AWONSO. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! +uWu Methought OwO the ^-^ biwwows spoke, ÚwÚ and told me >_> of xDD it; +The x3 winds >_> did sing ^.^ it ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and OwO the thunder, +:33 That ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and dreadful organ-pipe, pwonyounc'd +The name >_> of Pwospew; ^.^ it >_> did bass my twespass. +OwO Thewefowe my :3 son >w< i' th' ooze :3 is :33 bedded; ÚwÚ and +I'll >w< seek him uWu deepew than e'ew OwO pwummet :33 sounded, +And with him there lie ÚwÚ mudded. Exit +:33 SEBASTIAN. But ^-^ onye x3 fiend at :3 a UwU time, +I'll fight theiw legions o'er. +x3 ANTONyIO. I'll >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ second. >_< Exeunt SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww three >_> of them awe >w< despewate; theiw gweat guiwt, +;;w;; Wike :3 poison >w< given ^-^ to wowk :3 a gweat UwU time aftew, +Nyow :3 gins ^-^ to bite OwO the spirits. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, +:33 That awe >_> of :33 suppwew :33 joints, follow them x3 swiftwy, +And :33 hindew them ^-^ fwom what :3 this ecstasy +May :3 nyow >_< pwovoke them x3 to. +ADRIAN. OwO Fowwow, I pray you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +Before PROSPERO'S cell + +x3 Entew PWOSPEWO, FERDINAND, ÚwÚ and MIWANDA + +OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If I ^.^ have xDD too austewewy :3 punyish'd you, +Your uWu compensation makes amends; uWu fow +>_< Have >w< given you here :3 a third >_> of >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, +Ow UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I :3 wive; ^-^ who UwU once UwU again +I >w< tendew ^-^ to >w< thy hand. ^-^ Aww >w< thy ^.^ vexations +Were uWu but my ^w^ twiaws >_> of >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and :3 thou +xDD Hast stwangewy ÚwÚ stood OwO the :3 test; ;;w;; hewe, afore UwU heaven, +I >w< watify :3 this my rich xDD gift. :3 O ^.^ Fewdinyand! +Do ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at me UwU that I boast xDD hew OwO off, +>_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ she uWu wiww outstrip >w< aww :33 pwaise, +And ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 hawt >_> behind :3 hew. +OwO FEWDINyAND. I ^-^ do believe ^.^ it +uWu Against OwO an oracle. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Then, as my ^-^ gift, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye >_> own acquisition +>_> Wowt'hiwy purchas'd, UwU take my daughter. But +>w< If :3 thou OwO dost >_< bweak xDD hew viwgin-knyot before +^-^ Aww ^.^ sanctimonyious :33 cewemonyies ^-^ may +x3 With :33 fuww ÚwÚ and holy >_> wite >w< be minyist'wed, +:3 Nyo ^w^ sweet aspewsion uWu shaww OwO the uWu heavens let ^-^ faww +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 contwact ^.^ gwow; uWu but xDD bawwen ^.^ hate, +^w^ Souw-ey'd :3 disdain, ÚwÚ and discord, uWu shaww :3 bestwew +The UwU unyion >_> of >_> youw bed with weeds OwO so woathwy +:33 That you uWu shaww UwU hate ^.^ it >_> both. OwO Thewefowe UwU take :3 heed, +UwU As >_> Hymen's ^-^ wamps uWu shaww ^.^ wight you. +OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU As I >w< hope +>_< Fow >_> quiet OwO days, fair ;;w;; issue, ÚwÚ and wong xDD wife, +x3 With such love as 'tis nyow, OwO the UwU muwkiest den, +The UwU most :3 oppowtunye place, OwO the ^-^ stwong'st >_> suggestion +Our ^-^ wowsew genyius ^-^ can, uWu shaww never OwO mewt +Minye uWu honyouw OwO into >w< wust, ^-^ to UwU take away +The >_> edge >_> of UwU that UwU day's cewebwation, +When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow Phoebus' steeds awe foundew'd +Ow :3 Nyight ^-^ kept chain'd below. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Fairly spoke. +>w< Sit, then, ÚwÚ and talk with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is UwU thinye >w< own. +>_> What, >_< Awiew! my ^w^ industwious x3 sewvant, >_< Awiew! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW + +>_> AWIEW. What would my potent ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy meaner xDD fewwows >_> youw last service +OwO Did :3 wowthiwy perform; ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; use you +UwU In such another uWu twick. uWu Go bwing OwO the uWu wabbwe, +uWu O'ew xDD whom I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 pow'w, here ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. +^-^ Incite them ^-^ to uWu quick motion; uWu fow I >w< must +uWu Bestow x3 upon OwO the eyes >_> of :3 this x3 young x3 coupwe +uWu Some vanyity >_> of >_< minye :33 awt; ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; pwomise, +And uWu they OwO expect ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. +>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ Pwesentwy? +OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Ay, with :3 a >w< twink. +>_> AWIEW. Before you can uWu say :3 'come' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; 'go,' +And bweathe >w< twice, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy OwO 'so, OwO so,' +>_> Each one, >w< twipping uWu on his toe, +uWu Wiww >w< be here with ^-^ mop ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mow. +Do you love uWu me, ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Nyo? +OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Deawwy, my delicate Ariel. Do ^.^ nyot xDD appwoach +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO dost hear me :3 caww. +>_> AWIEW. >_< Weww! I conceive. Exit +OwO PWOSPEWO. Wook :3 thou >w< be true; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give dalliance +:3 Too >w< much OwO the x3 wein; OwO the strongest oaths awe straw +ÚwÚ To th' x3 fiwe >w< i' th' bwood. Be ^-^ mowe OwO abstemious, +Ow ewse good night >_> youw ^-^ vow! +OwO FEWDINyAND. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ;;w;; siw, +The >_> white x3 cowd ;;w;; viwgin snyow x3 upon my OwO heawt +>w< Abates OwO the ardour >_> of my ^-^ wivew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Weww! +Nyow xDD come, my ;;w;; Awiew, bwing :3 a :33 cowowwawy, +>_< Wathew than UwU want :3 a spirit; appear, ÚwÚ and >w< pewtwy. +:3 Nyo uWu tongue! ^-^ Aww >_> eyes! Be silent. [Soft music] + +x3 Entew :3 IWIS + +OwO IWIS. ^w^ Cewes, UwU most >w< bounteous >w< wady, >w< thy rich leas +x3 Of uWu wheat, ^-^ wye, ^w^ bawwey, ^w^ vetches, ^w^ oats, ÚwÚ and x3 pease; +x3 Thy tuwfy OwO mountains, xDD whewe live uWu nyibbwing sheep, +And fwat :33 meads xDD thatch'd with x3 stuvw, them ^-^ to ÚwÚ keep; +x3 Thy ;;w;; banks with x3 pionyed ÚwÚ and >_< twiwwed :3 bwims, +^w^ Which spongy :3 Apwiw at >w< thy ^-^ hest ^w^ betwims, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 cowd >w< nymphs >_< chaste xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU bwoom gwuvs, +uWu Whose ;;w;; shadow OwO the dismissed bachewow >_> wuvs, +>_> Being ^-^ wass-wown; >w< thy ^.^ powe-cwipt uWu vinyeyawd; +And >w< thy ^w^ sea-mawge, ÚwÚ stewiwe ÚwÚ and uWu wocky xDD hawd, +:3 Whewe :3 thou thyself OwO dost :3 aiw-the Queen o' th' UwU sky, +uWu Whose wat'wy OwO awch ÚwÚ and :33 messengew x3 am OwO I, +Bids ÚwÚ thee xDD weave these; ÚwÚ and with xDD hew x3 suvweign >w< gwace, +;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this :3 gwass-pwot, in :3 this vewy place, +ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ and sport. Her ;;w;; peacocks UwU fwy UwU amain. +OwO [JUNyO xDD descends in xDD hew UwU caw] +Appwoach, rich ^w^ Cewes, xDD hew ^-^ to UwU entewtain. + +x3 Entew CEWES + +CEWES. Hail, :3 many-cowouwed x3 messengew, UwU that :33 nye'ew +Dost disobey OwO the UwU wife >_> of uWu Jupitew; +Who, with >w< thy saffwon UwU wings, x3 upon my >_> fwow'ws +:33 Diffusest honey drops, ^.^ wefweshing show'rs; +And with OwO each ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy blue bow OwO dost :3 cwown +UwU My :3 bosky ^w^ acwes ÚwÚ and my unshwubb'd down, +UwU Wich ^.^ scawf ^-^ to my >_> pwoud earth-why ;;w;; hath >w< thy Queen +Summon'd me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this >_> showt-gwass'd green? +OwO IWIS. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue love ^-^ to xDD cewebwate, +And >w< some :3 donyation ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to ^-^ estate +uWu On OwO the bwest lovers. +CEWES. >_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ heavenwy >_< bow, +>w< If uWu Venyus ^w^ ow xDD hew UwU son, as :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, +Do :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? x3 Since uWu they >_> did plot +The :3 means UwU that dusky Dis my daughter got, +Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu bwind xDD boy's scandal'd >_> company +I ^.^ have ^-^ fowswown. +OwO IWIS. x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ society +Be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. I met xDD hew :3 Deity +Cutting OwO the clouds towards xDD Paphos, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 son +Dove-drawn with :3 hew. ;;w;; Hewe ^w^ thought uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye +uWu Some >_< wanton chawm x3 upon :3 this man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; maid, +uWu Whose >_< vows awe UwU that nyo UwU bed-wite uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid +;;w;; Tiww >_> Hymen's towch >w< be ^-^ wighted; uWu but in vain. +:33 Maws's ^.^ hot :3 minyion :3 is wetuwn'd ÚwÚ again; +Her xDD waspish-headed :3 son >_> has x3 bwoke his ^.^ awwows, +xDD Sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> shoot nyo :3 mowe, uWu but xDD pway with sparrows, +And >w< be :3 a :3 boy ^.^ wight >_< out. OwO [JUNyO :33 awights] +CEWES. UwU Highest Queen >_> of State, +Great ^-^ Junyo, >w< comes; I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by xDD hew :33 gait. +^w^ JUNyO. OwO How OwO does my >w< bounteous ^w^ sistew? uWu Go with me +ÚwÚ To bless :3 this OwO twain, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may pwospewous ^.^ be, +And UwU honyouw'd in theiw >_< issue. ^.^ [They uWu sing] +^w^ JUNyO. Honour, >_< wiches, marriage-blessing, +Wong :33 continyuance, ÚwÚ and incweasing, +UwU Houwwy >_< joys >w< be still x3 upon xDD you! +Juno ;;w;; sings xDD hew blessings uWu on you. +CEWES. Earth's increase, :3 foison ^w^ pwenty, +Barns ÚwÚ and gamews never x3 empty; +>_< Vinyes with cwust'wing xDD bunches >_< gwowing, +>_< Pwants with ÚwÚ goodwy >_> buwden x3 bowing; +:3 Spwing come ^-^ to you at OwO the farthest, +UwU In OwO the vewy ^-^ end >_> of x3 hawvest! +^w^ Scawcity ÚwÚ and UwU want uWu shaww :3 shun you, +Cewes' xDD bwessing OwO so :3 is uWu on you. +OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU most ^.^ majestic >w< vision, ÚwÚ and +x3 Hawmonyious >_> chawmingwy. May I >w< be bowd +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ these spiwits? +OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwits, ;;w;; which uWu by >_< minye art +I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom theiw confinyes xDD caww'd ^-^ to enact +UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ fancies. +OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Wet me live here ^w^ evew; +^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a wond'red fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise +:3 Makes :3 this place Pawadise. +OwO [JUNyO ÚwÚ and CEWES whisper, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send :3 IWIS uWu on :3 empwoyment] +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Sweet nyow, siwence; +Juno ÚwÚ and >w< Cewes whisper sewiouswy. +There's xDD something ewse ^-^ to do; hush, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD mute, +Ow ewse ^-^ ouw spell :3 is ^-^ maww'd. +OwO IWIS. You nymphs, xDD caww'd ^w^ Nyaiads, >_> of OwO the wind'wing bwooks, +x3 With >_> youw >_< sedg'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and >w< evew harmless >w< wooks, +Weave >_> youw >_> cwisp channels, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this green ^.^ wand +Answer >_> youw summons; Juno OwO does ^.^ command. +^w^ Come, uWu tempewate nymphs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU cewebwate +OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue :33 wuv; >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too late. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD NYMPHS + +You ^w^ sun-buwnt sickwemen, >_> of ;;w;; August ^-^ weawy, +Come UwU hithew ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fuwwow, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 mewwy; +UwU Make howiday; >_> youw >_> wye-stwaw ^w^ hats >w< put OwO on, +And ^.^ these ^.^ fwesh >w< nymphs uWu encountew every ^-^ onye +UwU In ;;w;; countwy ^-^ footing. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; WEAPEWS, properly habited; uWu they >_> join +with OwO the xDD NYMPHS in :3 a gwacefuw UwU dance; towards OwO the +^-^ end ^w^ wheweof UwU PWOSPEWO ^-^ stawts ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ speaks, +aftew which, ^-^ to :3 a stwange, OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and :33 confused +noise, uWu they heavily vanyish + +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu conspiwacy +x3 Of OwO the beast Caliban ÚwÚ and his confedewates +uWu Against my life; OwO the :3 minyute >_> of theiw plot +^-^ Is ^w^ awmost come. uWu [To OwO the SPIRITS] ^.^ Weww done; ^.^ avoid; nyo +;;w;; mowe! +OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is >_< stwange; >_> youw >_< fathew's in >w< some passion +:33 That ^w^ wowks him stwongwy. +>w< MIWANDA. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this :3 day +:33 Saw I him ^w^ touch'd with :3 angew OwO so distempew'd. +OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do look, my UwU son, in :3 a ;;w;; mov'd sort, +UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe >_< dismay'd; >w< be UwU cheewfuw, sir. +Our >_> wevews :3 nyow awe OwO ended. ^.^ These ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ actows, +UwU As I foretold you, ;;w;; wewe >w< aww spiwits, ÚwÚ and +uWu Awe uWu mewted OwO into :3 aiw, OwO into xDD thin air; +And, >_< wike OwO the baseless fabwic >_> of :3 this >w< vision, +The UwU cwoud-capp'd >_> towews, OwO the gorgeous pawaces, +The sowemn ^w^ tempwes, OwO the gweat UwU gwobe itself, +xDD Yea, >w< aww ;;w;; which ^.^ it inhewit, uWu shaww x3 dissowve, +And, >_< wike :3 this >_< insubstantiaw UwU pageant UwU faded, +Weave ^.^ nyot :3 a wack >w< behind. We awe such stuff +UwU As >_> dweams awe :3 made OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wittwe life +^-^ Is rounded with :3 a ^-^ sweep. >_> Siw, I x3 am ^.^ vex'd; +Beaw with my weaknyess; my ^.^ owd bwain :3 is :33 twoubwed; +Be ^.^ nyot distuwb'd with my >_> infiwmity. +>w< If you >w< be pleas'd, retire OwO into my cell +And there repose; :3 a xDD tuwn ^w^ ow two I'll ÚwÚ wawk +ÚwÚ To still my >_> beating mind. +FERDINAND, >w< MIWANDA. We ^w^ wish >_> youw ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Come, with :3 a OwO thought. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Awiew; come. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW + +>_> AWIEW. x3 Thy >_> thoughts I cleave x3 to. What's >w< thy pleasure? +OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwit, +We >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with Cawiban. +>_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, my x3 commandew. When I presented ;;w;; 'Cewes.' +I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee >_> of xDD it; uWu but I >_< feaw'd +Lest I UwU might :3 angew thee. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Say uWu again, xDD whewe didst :3 thou xDD weave ^.^ these :3 vawwets? +>_> AWIEW. I told you, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe red-hot with drinking; +^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of valour UwU that uWu they ^.^ smote OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +>_< Fow breathing in theiw faces; beat OwO the gwound +>_< Fow kissing >_> of theiw ;;w;; feet; ÚwÚ yet :33 awways bending +Towawds theiw >w< pwoject. ;;w;; Then I beat my tabow, +^.^ At ;;w;; which >_< wike unback'd :33 cowts uWu they pwick'd theiw eaws, +Advanc'd theiw ^-^ eyewids, uWu wifted OwO up theiw xDD nyoses +UwU As uWu they >_> smewt x3 music; OwO so I OwO chawm'd theiw >_> caws, +:33 That calf-like uWu they my >_> wowing follow'd OwO thwough +^.^ Tooth'd briers, shawp >w< fuwzes, pricking >_> goss, ÚwÚ and thorns, +^w^ Which ent'red theiw ;;w;; fwaiw shins. ^.^ At last I weft them +uWu I' th' fiwthy mantwed pool uWu beyond >_> youw >w< ceww, +Thewe ^-^ dancing OwO up ^-^ to th' chins, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; fouw :3 wake +^.^ O'ewstunk theiw ;;w;; feet. +OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, my >_< biwd. +x3 Thy ^-^ shape :33 invisibwe wetain :3 thou ^.^ stiww. +The UwU twumpewy in my OwO house, >w< go bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew +>_< Fow ^-^ stawe ^-^ to catch ^.^ these ^w^ thieves. +>_> AWIEW. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go. Exit +OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO A x3 deviw, :3 a :3 bown x3 deviw, uWu on uWu whose ^-^ nyatuwe +>_> Nyuwtuwe can never uWu stick; uWu on xDD whom my ÚwÚ pains, +^.^ Humanyewy >w< taken, aww, >w< aww lost, ^-^ quite UwU wost; +And as with :3 age his ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ ugwiew gwows, +^w^ So his :33 mind ÚwÚ cankews. I uWu wiww pwague them aww, +>_< Even ^-^ to xDD woawing. + +;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, woaden with glistering :3 appawew, &c. + +^w^ Come, >_> hang them uWu on :3 this x3 winye. +[PROSPERO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW ÚwÚ wemain, invisibwe] + +x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO, >w< aww wet + +UwU CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Pway you, ÚwÚ twead :33 softwy, UwU that OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ mowe ^-^ may ^.^ nyot +>w< Heaw :3 a foot fall; ^-^ we :3 nyow awe ;;w;; nyeaw his cell. +xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, >_> youw uWu faiwy, ;;w;; which you uWu say :3 is :3 a harmless +uWu faiwy, >_> has x3 donye wittwe better than >_> pway'd OwO the x3 Jack with ÚwÚ us. +TRINCULO. Monster, I ^-^ do smell >w< aww horse-piss at ;;w;; which my +nyose :3 is in gweat indignation. +xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ So :3 is x3 minye. Do you OwO heaw, monstew? >w< If I shouwd +UwU take :3 a xDD dispweasuwe x3 against you, ÚwÚ wook :3 you- +TRINCULO. Thou ^w^ wewt uWu but :3 a lost uWu monstew. +UwU CAWIBAN. Good my lord, ^w^ give me >w< thy :3 favouw ^.^ stiww. +Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to +:33 Shaww uWu hoodwink :3 this :33 mischance; OwO thewefowe speak x3 softwy. +x3 Aww's hush'd as xDD midnyight >_> yet. +TRINCULO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to wose ^-^ ouw xDD bottwes in OwO the poow! +xDD STEPHANyO. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot only >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw in +UwU that, ;;w;; monstew, uWu but OwO an >_< infinyite loss. +TRINCULO. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me than my ^w^ wetting; ÚwÚ yet :3 this :3 is +>_> youw harmless uWu faiwy, uWu monstew. +xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off my bottle, >w< though I >w< be o'ew +ears uWu fow my xDD wabouw. +UwU CAWIBAN. Prithee, my ^-^ king, >w< be quiet. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, +:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO mouth o' th' x3 ceww; nyo noise, ÚwÚ and >_> entew. +Do UwU that good mischief ;;w;; which ^-^ may ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand +>_< Thinye >_> own uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and OwO I, >w< thy Caliban, +>_< Fow :3 aye >w< thy foot-licker. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to ^.^ have bwoody +xDD thoughts. +TRINCULO. :3 O UwU King Stephano! :3 O ^w^ peew! :3 O >w< wowthy Stephano! +Wook what :3 a x3 wawdwobe here :3 is uWu fow thee! +UwU CAWIBAN. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD awonye, :3 thou OwO foow; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO twash. +TRINCULO. :33 O, ^w^ ho, monster; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to :3 a +frippery. :3 O UwU King Stephano! +xDD STEPHANyO. x3 Put x3 off UwU that >_< gown, Trinculo; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll +^.^ have UwU that >_< gown. +TRINCULO. x3 Thy OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^.^ have it. +UwU CAWIBAN. The UwU dwopsy drown :3 this foow! What ^-^ do you UwU mean +ÚwÚ To dote ;;w;; thus uWu on such wuggage? >_> Wet 't xDD awonye, +And ^-^ do OwO the murder >_> fiwst. >w< If ^.^ he >_< awake, +From >_> toe ^-^ to :3 cwown :3 he'ww fiww ^-^ ouw ^.^ skins with :3 pinches; +UwU Make OwO us ÚwÚ stwange >_< stuff. +xDD STEPHANyO. Be you :33 quiet, uWu monstew. ^w^ Mistwess winye, :3 is ^.^ nyot +:3 this my OwO jewkin? Nyow :3 is OwO the ^w^ jewkin uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ winye; nyow, +jerkin, you awe >_< wike ^-^ to wose >_> youw >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu bawd +jerkin. +TRINCULO. uWu Do, do. We >_< steaw uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and level, ^w^ an't >_< wike +>_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +xDD STEPHANyO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that x3 jest; >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ gawment +for't. >w< Wit uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 unwewawded >_< whiwe I x3 am ;;w;; king >_> of +:3 this countwy. 'Steal uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wevew' :3 is OwO an excellent +xDD pass >_> of OwO pate; :33 thewe's another OwO gawmet for't. +TRINCULO. Monster, xDD come, >w< put >w< some lime x3 upon >_> youw ^w^ fingews, +ÚwÚ and away with OwO the ^-^ west. +UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye on't. We uWu shaww wose ^-^ ouw UwU time, +And >w< aww >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ bawnyacwes, ^w^ ow ^-^ to apes +x3 With foreheads >_< viwwainyous ;;w;; wow. +xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, :3 way-to >_> youw fingews; ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear :3 this +away xDD whewe my ^w^ hogshead >_> of xDD winye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow I'll xDD tuwn you >_< out +>_> of my ^.^ kingdom. uWu Go ^.^ to, carry ÚwÚ this. +TRINCULO. And ÚwÚ this. +xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this. + +OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of >_< huntews ÚwÚ beawd. x3 Entew divews UwU SPIWITS, in +^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, bunting them ;;w;; about; +UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW setting them uWu on + +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Hey, x3 Mountain, ;;w;; hey! +>_> AWIEW. Silver! there ^.^ it >_> goes, Silver! +OwO PWOSPEWO. Fury, Fury! Thewe, ^-^ Tywant, ;;w;; thewe! Hawk, xDD hawk! +[CALIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO awe >_> dwiven :33 out] +uWu Go chawge my x3 gobwins UwU that uWu they ^.^ gwind theiw joints +x3 With OwO dwy :33 convuwsions, :33 showten OwO up theiw sinyews +x3 With ;;w;; aged >_> cwamps, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pinch-spotted ^-^ make them +>w< Than pard ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cat o' x3 mountain. +>_> AWIEW. Hawk, uWu they xDD woaw. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Wet them >w< be ^.^ hunted soundly. ^.^ At :3 this hour +:33 Wies at my UwU mewcy >w< aww >_< minye enyemies. +x3 Showtwy uWu shaww >w< aww my x3 wabouws end, ÚwÚ and :3 thou +Shalt ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at ÚwÚ fweedom; uWu fow :3 a wittwe +OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 + +Before PROSPERO'S cell + +x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO in his ÚwÚ magic :33 wobes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW + +OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO does my :33 pwoject x3 gathew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ head; +UwU My charms >_< cwack ;;w;; nyot, my uWu spiwits UwU obey; ÚwÚ and UwU time +>_> Goes UwU upwight with his cawwiage. ^.^ How's OwO the day? +>_> AWIEW. uWu On OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; at ;;w;; which UwU time, my lord, +You ^w^ said ^-^ ouw wowk shouwd cease. +OwO PWOSPEWO. I >_> did uWu say so, +When ^.^ fiwst I rais'd OwO the ^w^ tempest. Say, my ^.^ spiwit, +OwO How fares OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD 's >_> fowwowews? +>_> AWIEW. ;;w;; Confin'd >_> togethew +UwU In OwO the >_> same ^.^ fashion as you >_> gave in x3 chawge; +>w< Just as you weft them; >w< aww prisoners, ;;w;; siw, +UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ winye-gwuv ;;w;; which ÚwÚ weathew-fends >_> youw x3 ceww; +^.^ They cannyot :33 budge ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw release. The ;;w;; King, +His :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, >_> abide >w< aww three UwU distwacted, +And OwO the remainder ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD uvw ;;w;; them, +OwO Bwim :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and xDD dismay; uWu but chiefwy +:3 Him you :33 tewm'd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ 'the good ^.^ owd lord, Gonzalo'; +His ;;w;; teaws run ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike wintew's ^.^ dwops +From :3 eaves >_> of xDD weeds. Your chawm OwO so stwongwy ^w^ wowks >w< 'em +:33 That ^-^ if you :3 nyow x3 behewd them >_> youw ÚwÚ affections +Wouwd ÚwÚ become ^.^ tendew. +OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think so, OwO spiwit? +>_> AWIEW. Minye ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe I >w< human. +OwO PWOSPEWO. And >_< minye shall. +xDD Hast thou, ;;w;; which art uWu but :3 aiw, :3 a touch, :3 a feeling +x3 Of theiw afflictions, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, +>_< Onye >_> of theiw kind, UwU that ^.^ wewish >w< aww as xDD shawpwy, +x3 Passion as uWu they, >w< be ^-^ kindwiew ;;w;; mov'd than :3 thou awt? +^-^ Though with theiw UwU high ^-^ wwongs I x3 am struck ^-^ to th' ^.^ quick, +>_> Yet with my nobler reason >w< 'gainst my :3 fuwy +Do I UwU take part; OwO the >_< wawew >w< action :3 is +UwU In :3 viwtue than in >_> vengeance; uWu they being ;;w;; penyitent, +The >_> sowe drift >_> of my OwO puwpose doth uWu extend +:3 Nyot :3 a :3 fwown >_< fuwthew. uWu Go ^-^ wewease ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ Awiew; +UwU My charms I'll bweak, theiw UwU senses I'll restore, +And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 themsewves. +>_> AWIEW. I'll ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; them, sir. Exit +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Ye x3 ewves >_> of uWu hiwws, bwooks, standing :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and +>_> gwuvs; +And ye UwU that uWu on OwO the sands with OwO pwintwess foot +Do ^.^ chase OwO the ;;w;; ebbing Neptune, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do UwU fwy him +When ^.^ he comes >w< back; you demi-puppets UwU that +By >_> moonshinye ^-^ do OwO the green ^w^ souw wingwets >_> make, +^.^ Wheweof OwO the ewe ^.^ nyot UwU bites; ÚwÚ and you uWu whose UwU pastime +^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD midnyight ^w^ mushwooms, UwU that uWu wejoice +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sowemn ÚwÚ cuwfew; uWu by uWu whose aid- +>_> Weak ;;w;; mastews >w< though ye ^.^ be-I ^.^ have >_< be-dimm'd +The nyoontide >_> sun, xDD caww'd :3 fowth OwO the mutinyous ^.^ winds, +And :33 'twixt OwO the green ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> azuw'd ;;w;; vauwt +ÚwÚ Set roaring waw. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> wattwing thundew +>_< Have I >w< given fire, ÚwÚ and rifted ÚwÚ Juv's :33 stout xDD oak +x3 With his >_> own bolt; OwO the ^w^ stwong-bas'd xDD pwomontowy +>_< Have I :3 made OwO shake, ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the ^w^ spuws UwU pwuck'd OwO up +The pinye ÚwÚ and xDD cedaw. xDD Gwaves at my xDD command +>_< Have >w< wak'd theiw OwO sweepews, op'd, ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em >w< fowth, +By my OwO so potent awt. But :3 this xDD wough ÚwÚ magic +I here abjuwe; :3 and, when I ^.^ have requir'd +uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy >_> music-which x3 even :3 nyow I :33 do- +ÚwÚ To wowk >_< minye ^-^ end x3 upon theiw UwU senses UwU that +:3 This >_> aiwy chawm :3 is for, I'll >_< bweak my staff, +UwU Buwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ fathoms in OwO the :3 eawth, +And uWu deepew than >_> did >w< evew OwO pwummet :33 sound +I'll drown my uWu book. :33 [Sowem music] + +;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ AWIEW ^.^ befowe; then ;;w;; AWONSO, with +>_> fwantic gesture, attended uWu by GONZAWO; SEBASTIAN +ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO in >_< wike mannyew, attended uWu by OwO ADWIAN +ÚwÚ and uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the ciwcwe ;;w;; which +UwU PWOSPEWO xDD had made, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ stand :33 chawm'd; ;;w;; which +UwU PWOSPEWO >_> obsewving, ^-^ speaks + +OwO A sowemn :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ;;w;; comfowtew +ÚwÚ To OwO an uWu unsettwed >w< fancy, cure >w< thy brains, +Nyow usewess, boiw'd within >w< thy xDD skuww! Thewe ^.^ stand, +>_< Fow you awe OwO speww-stopp'd. +;;w;; Howy Gonzalo, honyouwabwe man, +Minye >_> eyes, :3 ev'n sociabwe ^-^ to OwO the show >_> of thinye, +UwU Faww x3 fewwowwy drops. The chawm dissowves :3 apace, +And as OwO the xDD mownying xDD steaws x3 upon OwO the night, +Melting OwO the dawknyess, OwO so theiw x3 wising UwU senses +xDD Begin ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO the ^w^ ignyowant >_> fumes UwU that mantle +Their clearer reason. :3 O good Gonzalo, +UwU My OwO twue >_> pwesewvew, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 woyaw x3 siw +ÚwÚ To him :3 thou >w< fowwow'st! I uWu wiww pay >w< thy gwaces +:3 Home uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 deed. uWu Most cruelly +>w< Didst thou, ÚwÚ Awonso, ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ daughtew; +x3 Thy bwothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ fuwthewew in OwO the ^-^ act. +Thou art ^.^ pinch'd uWu fow't nyow, Sebastian. ;;w;; Fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, +:3 You, bwothew ÚwÚ minye, UwU that >w< entewtain'd ^-^ ambition, +Expell'd >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, :3 who, with ^.^ Sebastian- +uWu Whose >_< inwawd >_> pinches OwO thewefowe awe UwU most stwong- +Wouwd here ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ king, I ^-^ do forgive ^.^ thee, +;;w;; Unnyatuwaw >w< though :3 thou awt. Their understanding +^.^ Begins ^-^ to UwU sweww, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ appwoaching >_< tide +uWu Wiww :33 showtwy fiww OwO the ÚwÚ weasonyabwe showe +:33 That :3 nyow :3 wies ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >_> muddy. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them +:33 That ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow would xDD knyow >_> me. ;;w;; Awiew, +x3 Fetch me OwO the ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wapiew in my x3 ceww; Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW +I uWu wiww discase uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ pwesent +UwU As I ÚwÚ was sometime UwU Miwan. Quickly, spirit +Thou ^-^ shawt ewe wong >w< be xDD fwee. + +AWIEW, uWu on :3 wetuwnying, ;;w;; sings ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewps ^-^ to >_< attiwe him + +:3 Whewe OwO the :3 bee >_> sucks, there x3 suck I; +UwU In :3 a >_> cowswip's beww I >_> wie; +Thewe I ^w^ couch when ^.^ owws ^-^ do cry. +uWu On OwO the ÚwÚ bat's xDD back I ^-^ do UwU fwy +:33 Aftew uWu summew :3 mewwiwy. +Merrily, UwU mewwiwy uWu shaww I live :3 nyow +^.^ Undew OwO the >w< bwossom UwU that OwO hangs uWu on OwO the >w< bough. + +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my dainty >_< Awiew! I uWu shaww ^-^ miss thee; +But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have fweedom. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. +ÚwÚ To OwO the King's ^-^ ship, :33 invisibwe as :3 thou :33 awt; +Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou find OwO the mariners asweep +^.^ Undew OwO the xDD hatches; OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< boatswain +>_> Being >_< awake, enforce them ^-^ to :3 this >w< pwace; +And presently, I :33 pwithee. +>_> AWIEW. I dwink OwO the ÚwÚ aiw before uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn +Ow ewe >_> youw >_> puwse ^w^ twice x3 beat. Exit +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww :3 towment, trouble, wonder ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, +uWu Inhabits here. uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy power ^w^ guide OwO us +Out >_> of :3 this xDD feawfuw country! +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Behowd, Sir ;;w;; King, +The >_< wwonged UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, Prospero. +>_< Fow ^-^ mowe assuwance UwU that :3 a :3 wiving pwince +uWu Does :3 nyow speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ^w^ embwace >w< thy body; +And ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> company I ;;w;; bid +OwO A >_< heawty welcome. +x3 AWONSO. Whe'ew :3 thou be'st ^.^ he ^w^ ow no, +Ow >w< some uWu enchanted twifwe ^-^ to ^w^ abuse uWu me, +UwU As ^.^ wate I ^.^ have :3 been, I ^.^ nyot know. x3 Thy >_> puwse +>w< Beats, as >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; :3 and, >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ thee, +^-^ Th' affliction >_> of my :33 mind ;;w;; amends, with which, +I feaw, :3 a UwU madnyess held >_> me. :3 This >w< must ^w^ cwave- +An ^-^ if :3 this >w< be at :33 aww-a UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >_< stowy. +x3 Thy :33 dukedom I uWu wesign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do entweat +Thou pawdon me my wwongs. But how shouwd Prospero +Be :3 wiving ÚwÚ and >w< be hewe? +OwO PWOSPEWO. First, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, +>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace UwU thinye ^-^ age, uWu whose uWu honyouw cannyot +Be :33 measuw'd ^w^ ow confin'd. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Whethew :3 this >w< be +Ow >w< be ;;w;; nyot, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. +OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ taste +uWu Some :33 subtweties o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you +>_< Bewieve >w< things >w< cewtain. Wewcome, my fwiends all! +>_> [Aside ^-^ to SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] But you, my >w< bwace >_> of +x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe I OwO so UwU minded, +I here :33 couwd xDD pwuck his OwO Highnyess' :3 fwown x3 upon you, +And >_> justify you traitors; at :3 this UwU time +I uWu wiww tell nyo tales. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside] The ^w^ deviw ^-^ speaks in >_> him. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Nyo. +>_< Fow you, UwU most ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; siw, xDD whom ^-^ to caww bwothew +Wouwd x3 even ^.^ infect my uWu mouth, I ^-^ do forgive +x3 Thy rankest OwO fauwt-aww >_> of them; ÚwÚ and require +UwU My :33 dukedom >_> of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce I xDD knyow +Thou >w< must :33 westowe. +x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest Prospero, +>w< Give OwO us OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >w< thy :33 pwesewvation; +OwO How :3 thou x3 hast met OwO us ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom three ^w^ houws >_< since +Were wreck'd x3 upon :3 this :33 showe; xDD whewe I ^.^ have lost- +OwO How shawp OwO the point >_> of :3 this wemembwance >_< is!- +UwU My dear :3 son x3 Fewdinyand. +OwO PWOSPEWO. I x3 am >_> woe UwU fow't, sir. +x3 AWONSO. xDD Iwwepawabwe :3 is OwO the ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and >_< patience +^.^ Says ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ past xDD hew ^w^ cuwe. +OwO PWOSPEWO. I wathew ÚwÚ think +You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought xDD hew help, >_> of uWu whose ^.^ soft OwO gwace +>_< Fow OwO the >_< wike woss I ^.^ have xDD hew x3 suvweign ^-^ aid, +And west ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ content. +x3 AWONSO. You OwO the >_< wike ^w^ woss! +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU As gweat ^-^ to me as >_< wate; :3 and, :33 suppowtabwe +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the dear loss, ^.^ have I :3 means >w< much x3 weakew +>w< Than you ^-^ may caww ^-^ to comfort you, uWu fow I +>_< Have lost my daughter. +x3 AWONSO. OwO A daughter! +:3 O uWu heavens, UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving uWu both in xDD Nyapwes, +The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ;;w;; thewe! :33 That uWu they OwO wewe, I ^w^ wish +Myself ;;w;; wewe mudded in UwU that :3 oozy bed +:3 Whewe my :3 son wies. When >_> did you wose >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? +OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU In :3 this last ^w^ tempest. I pewceive ^.^ these uWu wowds +^.^ At :3 this uWu encountew ^-^ do OwO so >w< much admire +:33 That uWu they devouw theiw reason, ÚwÚ and scarce ÚwÚ think +Their eyes ^-^ do ^-^ offices >_> of truth, theiw uWu wowds +uWu Awe :3 nyatuwaw >w< bweath; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; howsoe'ew you ^.^ have +:3 Been justwed ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ senses, xDD knyow uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain +:33 That I x3 am Prospero, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy >_> duke +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO thwust :3 fowth >_> of Milan; ^-^ who UwU most stwangewy +:3 Upon :3 this shore, xDD whewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 wwecked, ÚwÚ was ^w^ wanded +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the lord on't. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yet >_> of ^.^ this; +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of :3 day uWu by day, +:3 Nyot :3 a >_< wewation uWu fow :3 a bweakfast, :3 nyow +x3 Befitting :3 this ^.^ fiwst OwO meeting. Wewcome, siw; +:3 This ^.^ ceww's my >_> couwt; here ^.^ have I xDD few UwU attendants, +And uWu subjects UwU nyonye abroad; pray you, ÚwÚ wook in. +UwU My :33 dukedom >_< since you ^.^ have >w< given me uWu again, +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite you with as good :3 a uWu thing; +^.^ At :33 weast bwing :3 fowth :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ to ^.^ content ye +UwU As >w< much as me my >_> dukedom. + +;;w;; Hewe UwU PWOSPEWO >_> discuvws FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIRANDA, +playing at UwU chess + +>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Sweet lord, you xDD pway me ^-^ fawse. +OwO FEWDINyAND. No, my ;;w;; deawest love, +I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. +>w< MIWANDA. x3 Yes, uWu fow :3 a scowe >_> of xDD kingdoms you shouwd ^w^ wwangwe +And I would caww ^.^ it fair play. +x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv +OwO A >w< vision >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, ^-^ onye dear :3 son +:33 Shaww I ^w^ twice lose. +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU most UwU high miracle! +OwO FEWDINyAND. ^-^ Though OwO the :33 seas >_< thweaten, uWu they awe ;;w;; mewcifuw; +I ^.^ have :33 cuws'd them ^-^ without ^.^ cause. OwO [Knyeews] +x3 AWONSO. Nyow >w< aww OwO the blessings +x3 Of :3 a ^.^ gwad fathew ^w^ compass ÚwÚ thee about! +UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and uWu say how :3 thou xDD cam'st here. +>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, ;;w;; wondew! +OwO How many ÚwÚ goodwy cweatuwes awe there :3 hewe! +OwO How uWu beauteous :33 mankind ÚwÚ is! :3 O bwave OwO nyew x3 wowwd +:33 That >_> has such ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; in't! +OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO nyew ^-^ to thee. +x3 AWONSO. What :3 is :3 this maid with xDD whom :3 thou >_< wast at xDD pway? +Your uWu ewd'st >_> acquaintance cannyot >w< be three :3 houws; +^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO the :3 goddess UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd >w< us, +And ^w^ bwought OwO us ;;w;; thus togethew? +OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Siw, ^.^ she :3 is >_< mowtaw; +But uWu by immortal x3 Pwovidence she's x3 minye. +I ^.^ chose xDD hew when I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask my fathew +>_< Fow his >_< advice, :3 nyow ^w^ thought I xDD had ^w^ onye. She +^-^ Is daughter ^-^ to :3 this :3 famous UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, +x3 Of xDD whom OwO so >_< often I ^.^ have heard UwU wenyown +But never ^-^ saw ^.^ befowe; >_> of xDD whom I ^.^ have +:3 Weceiv'd :3 a uWu second life; ÚwÚ and uWu second fathew +:3 This wady makes him ^-^ to >_> me. +x3 AWONSO. I x3 am hers. +But, :33 O, how :3 oddwy uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 sound UwU that I +Must ÚwÚ ask my >w< chiwd ÚwÚ fowgivenyess! +OwO PWOSPEWO. Thewe, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ stop; +>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> buwden ^-^ ouw wemembwances with +OwO A heavinyess that's gone. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have inwy wept, +Ow shouwd ^.^ have xDD spoke ewe ÚwÚ this. Wook down, you >_< gods, +And uWu on :3 this x3 coupwe >_> dwop :3 a bwessed >_< cwown; +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^.^ have UwU chawk'd :3 fowth OwO the uWu way +^w^ Which ^w^ bwought OwO us hithew. +x3 AWONSO. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; Amen, Gonzalo! +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Was OwO Miwan OwO thwust ^-^ fwom :33 Miwan, UwU that his xDD issue +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ become >w< Kings >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? :33 O, uWu wejoice +Beyond :3 a ^w^ common joy, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down +x3 With gold uWu on ÚwÚ wasting x3 piwwaws: in ^-^ onye UwU voyage +OwO Did Claribel xDD hew xDD husband find at Tunis; +And UwU Fewdinyand, xDD hew :33 bwothew, ;;w;; found :3 a UwU wife +:3 Whewe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was UwU wost; Prospero his :33 dukedom +UwU In :3 a UwU poow :3 iswe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us uWu ouwsewves +When nyo man ÚwÚ was his >w< own. +x3 AWONSO. uWu [To FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA] >w< Give me >_> youw +hands. +>_> Wet >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow still ^w^ embwace his OwO heawt +:33 That doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish you OwO joy. +ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. x3 Amen! + +;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, with OwO the >_< MASTEW ÚwÚ and BOATSWAIN +:33 amazedwy following + +:3 O look, siw; look, :3 siw! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< us! +I prophesied, ^-^ if :3 a >_> gawwows ;;w;; wewe uWu on wand, +:3 This :3 fewwow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwown. Nyow, >_> bwasphemy, +:33 That swear'st OwO gwace :3 o'ewboawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an OwO oath uWu on >w< showe? +xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO mouth uWu by land? What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? +>_> BOATSWAIN. The :33 best UwU nyews :3 is UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO safewy ;;w;; found +Our UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD company; OwO the nyext, ^-^ ouw >w< ship- +^w^ Which uWu but three uWu gwasses >_< since ^-^ we >_> gave >_< out ^-^ spwit- +^-^ Is :33 tight ÚwÚ and :3 yawe, ÚwÚ and bravely rigg'd, as when +We ^.^ fiwst >w< put >_< out ^-^ to >_> sea. +>_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] >_> Siw, >w< aww :3 this service +>_< Have I x3 donye >_< since I ^.^ went. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ^w^ twicksy spirit! +x3 AWONSO. ^.^ These awe ^.^ nyot :3 nyatuwaw x3 events; uWu they OwO stwengthen +From ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >w< stwangew. Say, how came you ^w^ hithew? +>_> BOATSWAIN. >w< If I >_> did xDD think, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww >_< awake, +:3 I'd ^-^ stwive ^-^ to tell you. We ;;w;; wewe UwU dead >_> of >w< sweep, +And-how, ^-^ we xDD knyow nyot-aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu undew xDD hatches; +Whewe, uWu but x3 even nyow, with ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw >_< nyoises +x3 Of roaring, ^-^ shwieking, >w< howwing, jingling ^.^ chains, +And uWu moe divewsity >_> of :3 sounds, >w< aww :3 howwibwe, +We ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awak'd; ^-^ stwaightway at liberty; +:3 Whewe >_> we, in >w< aww xDD hew x3 twim, fweshwy x3 behewd +Our :33 woyaw, uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant ^.^ ship; ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew +Cap'wing ^-^ to eye :3 hew. uWu On :3 a >w< twice, OwO so >w< pwease you, +>_< Even in :3 a dweam, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ;;w;; divided ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, +And ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought :3 moping hithew. +>_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] xDD Was't ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Bravely, my OwO diwigence. Thou +^-^ shawt >w< be xDD fwee. +x3 AWONSO. :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD maze as e'ew x3 men trod; +And there :3 is in :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe +>_> Was >w< evew OwO conduct >_> of. uWu Some >w< owacwe +Must >_> wectify ^-^ ouw knowledge. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, +Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ infest >_> youw :33 mind with >_> beating uWu on +The stwangenyess >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; at pick'd leisure, +^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ showtwy, >w< singwe I'll :3 wesowve you, +^w^ Which ^-^ to you uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem >_> pwobabwe, >_> of every +^.^ These ^-^ happen'd :33 accidents; ÚwÚ tiww xDD when, >w< be cheerful +And ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO each xDD thing :33 weww. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Come +hithew, spirit; +ÚwÚ Set Caliban ÚwÚ and his companyions free; +ÚwÚ Untie OwO the spell. xDD [Exit ARIEL] OwO How fares my >_< gwacious sir? +Thewe awe ÚwÚ yet >_> missing >_> of >_> youw >_> company +uWu Some xDD few uWu odd lads UwU that you wemembew not. + +;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, OwO dwiving in UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and + +TRINCULO, in theiw :33 stowen apparel +xDD STEPHANyO. uWu Evewy man ÚwÚ shift uWu fow >w< aww OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and let nyo man +UwU take cawe uWu fow ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow >w< aww :3 is uWu but xDD fowtunye. ^-^ Cowagio, +buwwy-monstew, x3 cowagio! +TRINCULO. >w< If ^.^ these >w< be OwO twue spies ;;w;; which I wear in my uWu head, +>w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ sight. +UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O :3 Setebos, ^.^ these >w< be bwave uWu spiwits uWu indeed! +OwO How fine my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ is! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww chastise >_> me. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Ha, ^-^ ha! +What >w< things awe :33 these, my lord Antonio? +uWu Wiww money buy'em? +x3 ANTONyIO. Very wike; ^-^ onye >_> of them +^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; pwain uWu fish, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt mawketabwe. +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk uWu but OwO the >w< badges >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men, my x3 wowds, +;;w;; Then uWu say ^-^ if uWu they >w< be true. :3 This ^.^ mis-shapen knave- +His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a witch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye OwO so >w< stwong +:33 That :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^-^ make uWu fwows ÚwÚ and ebbs, +And ^-^ deaw in xDD hew xDD command ^-^ without xDD hew >_> powew. +^.^ These three ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd me; ÚwÚ and :3 this demi-devil- +>_< Fow :33 he's :3 a xDD bastawd one-had plotted with them +ÚwÚ To UwU take my wife. >w< Two >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows you +Must xDD knyow ÚwÚ and own; :3 this xDD thing >_> of :3 dawknyess I +Acknowledge x3 minye. +UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ pinch'd ^-^ to :33 death. +x3 AWONSO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :33 Stephanyo, my drunken >_< butwew? +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is dwunk UwU nyow; xDD whewe xDD had ^.^ he wine? +x3 AWONSO. And Twincuwo :3 is weewing >_> wipe; xDD whewe shouwd uWu they +Find :3 this gwand :3 wiquow UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 giwded ;;w;; 'em? +OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou in :3 this OwO pickwe? +TRINCULO. I ^.^ have >_< been in such :3 a x3 pickwe >_< since I ^-^ saw you +last UwU that, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu wiww never >_< out >_> of my >_< bonyes. I +uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :33 fwy-bwowing. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Stephano! +xDD STEPHANyO. :33 O, ^.^ touch me not; I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 Stephanyo, uWu but :3 a +cramp. +OwO PWOSPEWO. You'd >w< be ;;w;; king o' OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, sirrah? +xDD STEPHANyO. I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> sowe one, xDD then. +x3 AWONSO. >_> [Pointing ^-^ to uWu CAWIBAN] :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD thing +as e'ew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. +OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ He :3 is as xDD dispwopowtionyed in his ^-^ mannyews +UwU As in his OwO shape. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to my x3 ceww; +;;w;; Take with you >_> youw ÚwÚ companyions; as you ÚwÚ wook +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my pawdon, xDD twim ^.^ it handsomely. +UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be xDD wise hereafter, +And >w< seek uWu fow >_< gwace. What :3 a thrice-double ;;w;; ass +>_> Was I ^-^ to UwU take :3 this drunkard uWu fow :3 a god, +And wowship :3 this :33 duww foow! +OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go to; >w< away! +x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and bestow >_> youw luggage xDD whewe you ;;w;; found it. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow stole it, >_< wathew. +>_< Exeunt UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO +OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, I ^w^ invite >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 twain +ÚwÚ To my UwU poow >w< ceww, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU take >_> youw west +>_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye >_< nyight; which, part >_> of it, I'll ^.^ waste +x3 With such :3 discouwse :3 as, I ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it +uWu Go uWu quick :33 away-the story >_> of my xDD wife, +And OwO the pawticuwaw x3 accidents gonye uWu by +x3 Since I came ^-^ to :3 this isle. And in OwO the ^w^ mown +I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ ship, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to xDD Nyapwes, +:3 Whewe I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw +x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw :3 deaw-bewov'd solemnized, +And ^.^ thence retire me ^-^ to my :33 Miwan, xDD whewe +uWu Evewy third ^w^ thought uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ gwave. +x3 AWONSO. I wong +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the story >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must +;;w;; Take OwO the ear ^-^ stwangewy. +OwO PWOSPEWO. I'll x3 dewivew uWu aww; +And pwomise you UwU cawm seas, >_< auspicious >_> gawes, +And sail OwO so OwO expeditious UwU that uWu shaww catch +Your :33 woyaw fleet :3 faw UwU off. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ;;w;; Awiew, +OwO chick, +:33 That :3 is >w< thy :33 chawge. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_< ewements +Be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and fare :3 thou :3 weww!-Pwease you, dwaw >w< nyeaw. +>_< Exeunt + + + +EPILOGUE +EPILOGUE +Spoken uWu by UwU PWOSPEWO + +Nyow my charms awe >w< aww o'erthrown, +And what OwO stwength I uWu have's >_< minye own, +^w^ Which :3 is UwU most UwU faint. Nyow 'tis true, +I >w< must >w< be here :3 confin'd uWu by you, +Ow x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Nyapwes. >_> Wet me ;;w;; nyot, +x3 Since I ^.^ have my :33 dukedom got, +And >w< pawdon'd OwO the xDD deceivew, ÚwÚ dweww +UwU In :3 this x3 bawe >_< iswand uWu by >_> youw uWu speww; +But ^-^ wewease me ^-^ fwom my xDD bands +x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> youw good hands. +;;w;; Gentwe >_> bweath >_> of x3 youws my :3 saiws +Must :33 fiww, ^w^ ow ewse my :33 pwoject ^.^ faiws, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to pwease. Nyow I UwU want +>_> Spiwits ^-^ to xDD enfowce, art ^-^ to UwU enchant; +And my OwO ending :3 is ^.^ despaiw +>_< Unwess I >w< be x3 wewiev'd uWu by >w< pwayew, +^w^ Which xDD piewces OwO so UwU that ^.^ it :3 assauwts +uWu Mewcy itself, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwees >w< aww ^w^ fauwts. +UwU As you ^-^ fwom >w< cwimes would >w< pawdon'd ^.^ be, +>_> Wet >_> youw ^-^ induwgence xDD set me xDD fwee. + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_< 1608 + +OwO THE LIFE >_< OF TIMON >_< OF :3 ATHENS + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +TIMON >_> of :33 Athens + +>w< WUCIUS +OwO WUCUWWUS +SEMPWONyIUS +:3 fwattewing uWu wowds + +OwO VENTIDIUS, ^-^ onye >_> of Timon's false fwiends +>w< AWCIBIADES, OwO an Athenyian x3 captain +ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, :3 a :33 chuwwish philosopher +ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to Timon + +xDD FWAMINyIUS +LUCILIUS +SERVILIUS +Timon's ^-^ sewvants + +:3 CAPHIS +uWu PHIWOTUS +>_> TITUS +HOWTENSIUS +^-^ sewvants ^-^ to Timon's xDD cweditows + +^.^ POET +>_> PAINTEW +JEWELLER +MERCHANT +UwU MEWCEW +OwO AN OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN +THWEE >_< STWANGEWS +OwO A :3 PAGE +OwO A >_> FOOW + +:33 PHWYNyIA +TIMANDRA +UwU mistwesses ^-^ to Awcibiades + +>w< CUPID +UwU AMAZONS +in OwO the ^-^ Masque + +>w< Wowds, x3 Senyatows, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, :33 Sewvants, ^.^ Thieves, ÚwÚ and +x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +:33 Athens ÚwÚ and OwO the neighbouring ^.^ woods + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +x3 Athens. TIMON'S house + +x3 Entew >_> POET, PAINTER, >_> JEWEWWEW, MEWCHANT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MEWCEW, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +UwU POET. Good day, sir. +:3 PAINTEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_< y'awe :33 weww. +UwU POET. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen you xDD wong; how :33 goes OwO the world? +:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It >_< weaws, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it gwows. +UwU POET. >w< Ay, that's ;;w;; weww known. +But what pawticuwaw :3 wawity? What stwange, +^w^ Which manifold ÚwÚ wecowd ^.^ nyot ^w^ matches? ^w^ See, +Magic >_> of x3 bounty, >w< aww ^.^ these uWu spiwits >w< thy power +;;w;; Hath conjuw'd ^-^ to :3 attend! I xDD knyow OwO the merchant. +:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow them ^-^ both; th' other's :3 a jewewwew. +uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy wowd! +JEWEWWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's UwU most >_< fix'd. +uWu MEWCHANT. OwO A UwU most incompawabwe >w< man; OwO bweath'd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, +ÚwÚ To OwO an untirable ÚwÚ and OwO continyuate goodnyess. +ÚwÚ He uWu passes. +JEWEWWEW. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> jewew hewe- +uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, pray wet's ÚwÚ see't. >_< Fow OwO the Wowd >_< Timon, sir? +JEWEWWEW. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ touch OwO the >_> estimate. But uWu fow that- +UwU POET. When ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ wecompense ^.^ have ^.^ pwais'd OwO the vile, +^w^ It x3 stains OwO the >_> gwowy in UwU that x3 happy ^w^ vewse +^w^ Which >_< aptwy ;;w;; sings OwO the :33 good. +uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ [Wooking at OwO the UwU jewew] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good fowm. +JEWEWWEW. And :3 wich. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ ye. +:3 PAINTEW. You awe ^.^ wapt, ;;w;; siw, in >w< some work, >w< some :3 dedication +ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat :33 wowd. +UwU POET. OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO idwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. +Our poesy :3 is as :3 a gum, ;;w;; which >w< oozes +From :3 whence 'tis UwU nyouwish'd. The x3 fiwe >w< i' th' fwint +>w< Shows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be struck: ^-^ ouw gentwe flame +P-Pwovokes itself, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the cuwwent flies +>_> Each bound ^.^ it ^w^ chafes. What ^.^ have you thewe? +:3 PAINTEW. OwO A picture, sir. When comes >_> youw book ^w^ fowth? +UwU POET. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of my presentment, sir. +Let's UwU see >_> youw piece. +:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good piece. +UwU POET. ^w^ So 'tis; :3 this comes x3 off ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^w^ excewwent. +:3 PAINTEW. Indiffewent. +UwU POET. xDD Admiwabwe. OwO How :3 this OwO gwace +UwU Speaks his >_> own ^.^ standing! What :3 a ^.^ mentaw power +:3 This eye :3 shoots fowth! OwO How xDD big ^.^ imaginyation +Muvs in :3 this :3 wip! ÚwÚ To th' dumbness >_> of OwO the xDD gestuwe +>_< Onye UwU might :33 intewpwet. +:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >_> mocking >_> of OwO the wife. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a OwO touch; :3 is't :3 good? +UwU POET. I uWu wiww uWu say >_> of ^.^ it +^w^ It tutors ^.^ nyatuwe. Awtificiaw stwife +Wives in ^.^ these touches, >_< wivewiew than wife. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw + +:3 PAINTEW. OwO How :3 this lord :3 is followed! +UwU POET. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Athens- x3 happy ^w^ man! +:3 PAINTEW. Look, ;;w;; moe! +UwU POET. You UwU see :3 this confluence, :3 this gweat flood >_> of ;;w;; visitows. +I ^.^ have in :3 this xDD wough wowk shap'd >_< out :3 a man +x3 Whom :3 this beneath x3 wowwd doth ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ and >_> hug +x3 With amplest entewtainment. UwU My free drift +Hawts ^.^ nyot >w< pawticuwawwy, uWu but muvs itsewf +UwU In :3 a ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea >_> of ^w^ tax. :3 Nyo OwO weveww'd ;;w;; mawice +:3 Infects ^-^ onye :3 comma in OwO the ^-^ couwse I >_< howd, +But flies OwO an UwU eagwe ÚwÚ fwight, bowd ÚwÚ and :3 fowth OwO on, +OwO Weaving nyo ;;w;; twact >w< behind. +:3 PAINTEW. OwO How uWu shaww I undewstand you? +UwU POET. I uWu wiww unbolt ^-^ to you. +You UwU see how >w< aww :3 conditions, how >w< aww :3 minds- +UwU As ;;w;; weww >_> of :33 gwib ÚwÚ and slipp'ry cweatuwes as +x3 Of grave ÚwÚ and austere x3 quawity, >w< tendew ;;w;; down +Their services ^-^ to Wowd OwO Timon. His uWu wawge OwO fowtunye, +:3 Upon his good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe x3 hanging, +xDD Subdues ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to his love ÚwÚ and >_< tendance +^-^ Aww OwO sowts >_> of ^.^ heawts; ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gwass-fac'd fwattewew +ÚwÚ To uWu Apemantus, UwU that xDD few >w< things loves better +>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ abhow ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even ^.^ he ^.^ dwops ;;w;; down +The knee before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and wetuwns in xDD peace +uWu Most rich in Timon's nyod. +:3 PAINTEW. I ^-^ saw them speak >w< togethew. +UwU POET. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have x3 upon :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant hiww +^-^ Feign'd >_> Fowtunye ^-^ to >w< be UwU thwon'd. The base o' th' x3 mount +^-^ Is ÚwÚ wank'd with >w< aww :33 desewts, >w< aww >w< kind >_> of natures +:33 That >_< wabouw uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of :3 this sphere +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pwopagate theiw OwO states. Amongst them >w< aww +uWu Whose eyes awe uWu on :3 this x3 suvweign wady xDD fix'd +>_< Onye ^-^ do I OwO pewsonyate >_> of Wowd Timon's >_< fwame, +x3 Whom >_> Fowtunye with xDD hew ivory hand ;;w;; wafts ^-^ to UwU hew; +uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent slaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants +OwO Twanswates his OwO wivaws. +:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; conceiv'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ scope. +:3 This thwonye, :3 this ;;w;; Fowtunye, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu hiww, >_> methinks, +x3 With ^-^ onye man xDD beckon'd ^-^ fwom OwO the west UwU bewow, +Bowing his head x3 against OwO the ;;w;; steepy x3 mount +ÚwÚ To climb his xDD happinyess, would >w< be ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd +UwU In ^-^ ouw :3 condition. +UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear me x3 on. +^-^ Aww x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe his xDD fewwows uWu but >_> of wate- +uWu Some better than his uWu vawue- uWu on OwO the ;;w;; moment +Follow his >_> stwides, his lobbies fiww with ^w^ tendance, +^w^ Wain >w< sacwificiaw whisperings in his eaw, +UwU Make xDD sacwed x3 even his >_< stiwwup, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough him +Dwink OwO the free air. +:3 PAINTEW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, what >_> of ^w^ these? +UwU POET. When >_> Fowtunye in xDD hew ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> of >w< mood +>_< Spuwns ;;w;; down xDD hew ^.^ wate beloved, >w< aww his x3 dependants, +^w^ Which labour'd aftew him ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's :3 top +>_< Even uWu on theiw knyees ÚwÚ and x3 hands, let him :33 swip down, +:3 Nyot ^-^ onye :33 accompanying his >w< decwinying foot. +:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis xDD common. +OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 mowaw uWu paintings I can show +:33 That uWu shaww ÚwÚ demonstwate ^.^ these uWu quick uWu bwows >_> of Fowtunye's +Mowe ^.^ pwegnyantwy than wowds. >_> Yet you ^-^ do ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To show Wowd Timon UwU that UwU mean eyes ^.^ have uWu seen +The foot :33 abuv OwO the head. + +^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew TIMON, :3 addwessing ^-^ himsewf +courteously ^-^ to every suitow, :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ fwom +VENTIDIUS >_> tawking with him; LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and uWu othew +^-^ sewvants following + +UwU TIMON. :3 Impwison'd :3 is >_< he, uWu say you? +MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ^.^ Five tawents :3 is his OwO debt; +His :3 means UwU most showt, his xDD cweditows UwU most :3 stwait. +Your honyouwabwe letter ^.^ he desires +ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ have OwO shut him up; ;;w;; which x3 faiwing, +Pewiods his uWu comfowt. +UwU TIMON. x3 Nyobwe Ventidius! >_< Weww. +I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that feathew ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of +UwU My fwiend when ^.^ he >w< must :3 nyeed >_> me. I ^-^ do xDD knyow him +OwO A ^-^ gentweman UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves :3 a help, +^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu shaww have. I'll pay OwO the ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and free >_> him. +MESSENGEW. Your ^.^ wowdship >w< evew OwO binds >_> him. +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to him; I uWu wiww ^-^ send his wansom; +And being enfranchis'd, ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to >_> me. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ^w^ hewp OwO the feebwe uWu up, +But ^-^ to :3 suppowt him >w< aftew. Fawe you :33 weww. +MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw! Exit + +x3 Entew OwO an OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN + +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Wowd >_< Timon, hear me speak. +UwU TIMON. >w< Fweewy, good father. +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ Wuciwius. +UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have >w< so; what >_> of OwO him? +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, caww OwO the man before thee. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Attends ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow nyo? OwO Wuciwius! +x3 WUCIWIUS. Here, at >_> youw :33 wowdship's uWu sewvice. +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. :3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, Wowd >_< Timon, :3 this >w< thy creature, +By night OwO fwequents my >_< house. I x3 am :3 a man +:33 That ^-^ fwom my ^.^ fiwst ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ;;w;; thwift, +And my ^-^ estate ^-^ desewves OwO an ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe rais'd +>w< Than ^-^ onye ;;w;; which howds :3 a ^.^ twenchew. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ Weww; what :33 fuwthew? +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Onye only daughter ^.^ have OwO I, nyo uWu kin ewse, +uWu On xDD whom I ^-^ may confer what I ^.^ have got. +The maid :3 is :33 faiw, o' th' ^w^ youngest uWu fow :3 a bwide, +And I ^.^ have bwed xDD hew at my ;;w;; deawest uWu cost +UwU In ^-^ quawities >_> of OwO the >_> best. :3 This man >_> of UwU thinye +Attempts xDD hew :33 wuv; I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe lord, +Join with me ^-^ to fowbid him xDD hew wesowt; +Myself ^.^ have xDD spoke in vain. +UwU TIMON. The man :3 is :33 honyest. +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ be, OwO Timon. +His xDD honyesty UwU wewawds him in itself; +^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot bear my daughter. +UwU TIMON. uWu Does ^.^ she love OwO him? +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. She :3 is x3 young ÚwÚ and apt: +Our >_> own OwO pwecedent ^.^ passions ^-^ do uWu instwuct OwO us +What UwU wevity's in uWu youth. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the ^-^ maid? +x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Ay, my good lord, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_< accepts >_> of it. +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >w< If in xDD hew mawwiage my consent >w< be >_< missing, +I caww OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to witness I uWu wiww OwO choose +Minye ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the >_< beggaws >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +And ^.^ dispossess xDD hew all. +UwU TIMON. OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be endow'd, +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO mated with OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ husband? +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Thwee tawents uWu on OwO the UwU pwesent; in future, all. +UwU TIMON. :3 This ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath sewv'd me wong;. +ÚwÚ To build his >_> fowtunye I uWu wiww xDD stwain :3 a little, +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a bond in ^-^ men. >w< Give him >w< thy daughter: +What you uWu bestow, in him I'll ÚwÚ countewpoise, +And ^-^ make him ^.^ weigh with :3 hew. +OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe lord, +>_< Pawn me ^-^ to :3 this >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ his. +UwU TIMON. UwU My hand ^-^ to thee; >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu on my >w< pwomise. +x3 WUCIWIUS. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. uWu Nyevew ^-^ may +:33 That OwO state ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into my UwU keeping +^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ owed ^-^ to xDD you! +>_< Exeunt LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN +UwU POET. UwU [Pwesenting his ^w^ poem] Vouchsafe my >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and wong live >_> youw +ÚwÚ wowdship! +UwU TIMON. I :3 thank OwO you; you uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me anyon; +uWu Go ^.^ nyot >_> away. What ^.^ have you there, my fwiend? +:3 PAINTEW. OwO A piece >_> of xDD painting, ;;w;; which I ^-^ do uWu beseech +Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< accept. +UwU TIMON. Painting :3 is welcome. +The ^.^ painting :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO the :3 nyatuwaw >w< man; +>_< Fow >_< since ^-^ dishonyouw >_< twaffics with ÚwÚ man's UwU nyatuwe, +ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but >w< outside; ^.^ these ;;w;; penciww'd :33 figuwes awe +>_< Even such as uWu they ^w^ give >_< out. I >_< wike >_> youw work, +And you uWu shaww find I >_< wike xDD it; OwO wait uWu attendance +;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom >_> me. +:3 PAINTEW. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve :33 ye! +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww fare you, gentleman. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; +We >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye >w< togethew. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> jewew +;;w;; Hath x3 suffewed uWu undew :3 pwaise. +JEWEWWEW. >_> What, my wowd! ^-^ Dispwaise? +UwU TIMON. OwO A mere >w< satiety >_> of commendations; +>w< If I shouwd pay you uWu fow't as 'tis ;;w;; extoww'd, +^w^ It would unclew me x3 quite. +JEWEWWEW. UwU My lord, 'tis x3 wated +UwU As x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; seww would :3 give; uWu but you ;;w;; weww xDD knyow +OwO Things >_> of >_< wike vawue, differing in OwO the owners, +uWu Awe prized uWu by theiw >w< mastews. Bewieve't, dear lord, +You OwO mend OwO the >_> jewew uWu by OwO the wearing it. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww x3 mock'd. + +x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS + +uWu MEWCHANT. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks OwO the ^w^ common tongue, +^w^ Which >w< aww x3 men speak with >_> him. +UwU TIMON. Wook ^-^ who comes xDD hewe; uWu wiww you >w< be chid? +JEWEWWEW. >w< We'ww ^-^ beaw, with >_> youw >_> wowdship. +uWu MEWCHANT. He'll spawe none. +UwU TIMON. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe xDD Apemantus! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Tiww I >w< be gentle, stay :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy good morrow; +When :3 thou art Timon's dog, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these knyaves :33 honyest. +UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww them knyaves? Thou uWu knyow'st them not. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot OwO Athenyians? +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Yes. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then I ^w^ wepent not. +JEWEWWEW. You xDD knyow uWu me, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou uWu knyow'st I do; I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >w< nyame. +UwU TIMON. Thou art proud, Apemantus. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Of nyothing OwO so >w< much as UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO Timon. +UwU TIMON. Whither art going? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyock >_< out OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ Athenyian's uWu bwains. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a deed ^w^ thou't die OwO fow. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Right, ^-^ if UwU doing nyothing >w< be death uWu by th' waw. +UwU TIMON. OwO How lik'st :3 thou :3 this picture, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. The best, uWu fow OwO the innocence. +UwU TIMON. Wwought ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^w^ painted it? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He wrought better UwU that :3 made OwO the :33 paintew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's +uWu but :3 a fiwthy piece >_> of OwO wowk. +:3 PAINTEW. Y'awe :3 a >_< dog. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_> of my generation; ^w^ what's :33 she, ^-^ if I >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ dog? +UwU TIMON. uWu Wiwt uWu dinye with uWu me, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; I xDD eat ^.^ nyot wowds. +UwU TIMON. An :3 thou ^-^ shouwdst, :33 thou'dst :3 angew ladies. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 O, uWu they xDD eat lords; OwO so uWu they come uWu by gweat :3 bewwies. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a >w< wascivious uWu appwehension. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So :3 thou >_< appwehend'st ^.^ it UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. +UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this ^-^ jewew, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; pwain deawing, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu cost :3 a man +:3 a ÚwÚ doit. +UwU TIMON. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think 'tis worth? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot wowth my :3 thinking. OwO How nyow, ^w^ poet! +UwU POET. OwO How nyow, :33 phiwosophew! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou ^w^ wiest. +UwU POET. Awt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ onye? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Yes. +UwU POET. ;;w;; Then I lie not. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU poet? +UwU POET. ÚwÚ Yes. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wiest. Wook in >w< thy last work, xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast +:3 feign'd him :3 a >w< wowthy fewwow. +UwU POET. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ feign'd- ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowthy >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy +xDD wabouw. ÚwÚ He UwU that loves ^-^ to >w< be flattered :3 is >w< wowthy o' th' uWu fwattewew. +Heavens, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a wowd! +UwU TIMON. What wouldst ^-^ do then, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en as Apemantus OwO does nyow: UwU hate :3 a lord with my ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU TIMON. >_> What, thysewf? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. +UwU TIMON. >_< Whewefowe? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That I xDD had nyo :3 angwy ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wowd.- Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou :3 a +OwO mewchant? +uWu MEWCHANT. >w< Ay, Apemantus. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Twaffic xDD confound ^.^ thee, ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww :33 nyot! +uWu MEWCHANT. >w< If ^.^ twaffic ^-^ do it, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do it. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Traffic's >w< thy god, ÚwÚ and >w< thy god xDD confound thee! + +x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +UwU TIMON. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? +MESSENGEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Awcibiades, ÚwÚ and >w< some twenty OwO howse, +^-^ Aww >_> of companionship. +UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Pway UwU entewtain them; ^w^ give them ^w^ guide ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +>_< Exeunt >w< some attendants +You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye with >_> me. uWu Go ^.^ nyot you x3 hence +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_< thank'd you. When ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye +Show me :3 this piece. I x3 am >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw sights. + +x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with OwO the west + +uWu Most welcome, :3 siw! ^.^ [They x3 sawute] +;;w;; APEMANTUS. UwU So, so, ;;w;; thewe! +>_> Aches :33 contwact ÚwÚ and stawve >_> youw UwU suppwe >w< joints! +:33 That there shouwd >w< be small love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these ^w^ sweet knaves, +And >w< aww :3 this couwtesy! The xDD stwain >_> of ÚwÚ man's bwed >_< out +x3 Into ^.^ baboon ÚwÚ and uWu monkey. +uWu AWCIBIADES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have OwO sav'd my longing, ÚwÚ and I :33 feed +uWu Most >w< hungewwy uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sight. +UwU TIMON. Wight welcome, :3 siw! +Ewe ^-^ we xDD depawt ^w^ we'ww share :3 a >w< bounteous UwU time +UwU In diffewent ^.^ pweasuwes. ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us in. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS + +x3 Entew two LORDS + +OwO FIWST LORD. What UwU time o' :3 day :33 is't, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Time ^-^ to >w< be :33 honyest. +OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That UwU time sewves ^.^ stiww. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. The ^-^ mowe accursed :3 thou UwU that still ^.^ omit'st it. +x3 SECOND LORD. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to Wowd Timon's ^-^ feast. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ^-^ to UwU see meat fiww knyaves ÚwÚ and xDD winye heat fools. +x3 SECOND LORD. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid me faweweww twice. +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Shouwdst ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ onye ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu fow I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ give +ÚwÚ thee none. +OwO FIWST LORD. >w< Hang thysewf. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I uWu wiww ^-^ do nyothing at >w< thy uWu bidding; ^-^ make >w< thy wequests +^-^ to >w< thy >w< fwiend. +x3 SECOND LORD. Away, xDD unpeaceabwe dog, ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I uWu wiww fly, >_< wike :3 a dog, OwO the ^.^ heews o' th' ass. Exit +OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's >w< opposite ^-^ to ^.^ humanyity. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we in +And ÚwÚ taste Wowd Timon's :33 bounty? ÚwÚ He OwO outgoes +The vewy OwO heawt >_> of kindness. +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ pouws ^.^ it out: Plutus, OwO the god >_> of ^.^ gowd, +^-^ Is uWu but his ^.^ stewawd; nyo meed uWu but ^.^ he wepays +UwU Sevenfowd :33 abuv itself; nyo >_> gift ^-^ to him +But >_> bweeds OwO the ^-^ givew :3 a xDD wetuwn >w< exceeding +^-^ Aww ;;w;; use >_> of quittance. +OwO FIWST LORD. The nyobwest :33 mind ^.^ he >_> cawwies +:33 That >w< evew guvwn'd xDD man. +x3 SECOND LORD. Wong ^-^ may ^.^ he live in :3 fowtunyes! uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO in? +OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in TIMON'S house + +Hautboys playing loud UwU music. OwO A gweat ^.^ banquet sewv'd in; +>_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ^.^ attending; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew LORD TIMON, OwO the UwU states, +OwO the ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN LORDS, OwO VENTIDIUS, ;;w;; which TIMON xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. +;;w;; Then uWu comes, dropping aftew aww, ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, discontentedly, >_< wike ^-^ himsewf + +>_> VENTIDIUS. uWu Most honoured >_< Timon, +^w^ It ;;w;; hath pleas'd OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to wemembew my >_< fathew's ^-^ age, +And caww him ^-^ to wong ^-^ peace. +ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye happy, ÚwÚ and >_> has weft me :3 wich. +>_> Then, as in ;;w;; gwatefuw :3 viwtue I x3 am bound +ÚwÚ To >_> youw free xDD heawt, I ^-^ do xDD wetuwn x3 those :3 tawents, +^w^ Doubwed with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ^w^ hewp +I deriv'd :33 wibewty. +UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu by nyo means, +Honyest Ventidius! You >_> mistake my :33 wuv; +I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ fweewy ^w^ evew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's UwU nyonye +^w^ Can ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ he gives, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 weceives. +>w< If ^-^ ouw x3 bettews xDD pway at UwU that game, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot dare +ÚwÚ To imitate them: faults UwU that awe rich awe x3 faiw. +>_> VENTIDIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe spirit! +UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, my x3 wowds, >_< cewemony ÚwÚ was uWu but >_< devis'd at ^.^ fiwst +ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss uWu on ^.^ faint >_< deeds, >w< howwow x3 wewcomes, +Wecanting goodness, >_< sowwy ewe 'tis shown; +But xDD whewe there :3 is OwO twue friendship there ^.^ nyeeds none. +>_> Pway, sit; ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome awe ye ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes +>w< Than my :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> me. ^.^ [They sit] +OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^-^ we :33 awways ^.^ have x3 confess'd it. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, x3 confess'd ^.^ it! UwU Hang'd it, ^.^ have you not? +UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu Apemantus, you awe welcome. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me welcome. +I come ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee OwO thwust me >_< out >_> of doows. +UwU TIMON. :33 Fie, th'art :3 a ^-^ chuww; ye ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a humouw there +uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; 'tis >w< much ^-^ to blame. +^.^ They ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, Ira furor bwevis ^w^ est; uWu but yond man :3 is >w< evew +xDD angwy. Go, let him ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ tabwe uWu by ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he OwO does neither +:3 affect >_> company :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he x3 fit uWu fow't :3 indeed. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> Wet me stay at UwU thinye apperil, OwO Timon. +I come ^-^ to ^w^ obsewve; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wawnying on't. +UwU TIMON. I UwU take nyo ^w^ heed >_> of thee. xDD Th'awt OwO an OwO Athenyian, OwO thewefowe +welcome. I ^-^ mysewf would ^.^ have nyo powew; ÚwÚ pwithee let my meat ^-^ make +ÚwÚ thee silent. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I :33 scown >w< thy ^-^ meat; 't'would uWu choke uWu me, uWu fow I shouwd :33 nye'ew +fwattew thee. :3 O you >_< gods, what :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of x3 men ;;w;; eats >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +>_> sees >w< 'em :33 nyot! ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see OwO so many dip theiw meat in ^-^ onye +ÚwÚ man's bwood; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU madnyess ;;w;; is, ^.^ he >_< cheews them OwO up ^w^ too. +I wonder x3 men dare xDD twust themsewves with ^-^ men. +x3 Methinks uWu they shouwd ^w^ invite them ^-^ without ^w^ knyives: +Good uWu fow theiw meat ÚwÚ and OwO safew uWu fow theiw >w< wives. +There's >w< much example ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that OwO sits next him nyow, +pawts xDD bwead with ^w^ him, ^w^ pwedges OwO the >_> bweath >_> of him in :3 a ;;w;; divided +draught, :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest man ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. 'T >_> has >_< been OwO pwuvd. >w< If +I ;;w;; wewe :3 a huge man I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to dwink at :3 meaws. +Lest uWu they shouwd UwU spy my x3 windpipe's dangewous xDD nyotes: +Great x3 men shouwd dwink with >w< hawnyess uWu on theiw >w< thwoats. +UwU TIMON. UwU My lord, in >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO heawth >w< go wound. +x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it flow :3 this >_< way, my good :33 wowd. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Fwow :3 this >_> way! OwO A bwave ^.^ fewwow! ÚwÚ He >_< keeps his uWu tides :33 weww. +Those heawths uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ wook iww, OwO Timon. +Here's UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too uWu weak ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_< sinnyew, >w< honyest ^w^ watew, ;;w;; which +:33 nye'ew weft man >w< i' th' mire. +:3 This ÚwÚ and my >_< food awe equals; :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ odds.' +ÚwÚ Feasts awe xDD too >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^w^ give ^w^ thanks ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. + +^-^ APEMANTUS' OwO Gwace + +Immortal >_< gods, I crave nyo :3 pewf; +I pray uWu fow nyo man uWu but ^-^ mysewf. +>_> Gwant I ^-^ may never ^w^ pwuv OwO so OwO fond +ÚwÚ To xDD twust man uWu on his OwO oath ^w^ ow bond, +Ow :3 a hawwot uWu fow xDD hew :3 weeping, +Ow :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that uWu seems >w< a-sweeping, +Ow :3 a keepew with my freedom, +Ow my fwiends, ^-^ if I shouwd :3 nyeed >_< 'em. +UwU Amen. ^w^ So ^-^ faww to't. +UwU Wich x3 men uWu sin, ÚwÚ and I xDD eat ^.^ woot. >_> [Eats ÚwÚ and drinks] + +^.^ Much good ;;w;; dich >w< thy good xDD heawt, xDD Apemantus! +UwU TIMON. x3 Captain ^-^ Awcibiades, >_> youw ^w^ heawt's in OwO the field OwO nyow. +uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< evew at >_> youw UwU sewvice, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. You xDD had wathew >w< be at :3 a ^-^ bweakfast >_> of >_> enyemies than ;;w;; dinnyew >_> of +>_< fwiends. +uWu AWCIBIADES. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ nyew, my lord, :33 thewe's nyo meat +>_< wike x3 'em; I :33 couwd ^w^ wish my :33 best fwiend at such :3 a ^-^ feast. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd >w< aww x3 those ^w^ fwattewews ;;w;; wewe UwU thinye >_> enyemies then, UwU that +then :3 thou x3 mightst :33 kiww >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to >_< 'em. +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Might ^-^ we uWu but ^.^ have UwU that xDD happinyess, my lord, UwU that you +would UwU once ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw hearts, whereby ^-^ we UwU might express >w< some part >_> of +^-^ ouw zeals, ^-^ we shouwd ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves uWu fow >w< evew pewfect. +UwU TIMON. :33 O, nyo UwU doubt, my good fwiends, uWu but OwO the UwU gods themsewves ^.^ have +provided UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< much ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom you. OwO How xDD had you >_< been +my fwiends xDD ewse? UwU Why ^.^ have you UwU that chawitabwe title ^-^ fwom +>w< thousands, >_> did ^.^ nyot you chiefwy belong ^-^ to my :3 heawt? I ^.^ have told +^-^ mowe >_> of you ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf than you can with x3 modesty speak in >_> youw >_> own +>_< behawf; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; confiwm you. :3 O you >_< gods, ÚwÚ think OwO I, what +:3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ any fwiends ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of ;;w;; 'em? +^.^ They ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most needless cweatuwes living, shouwd ^-^ we :33 nye'ew +^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow x3 'em; ÚwÚ and would UwU most resemble ^w^ sweet xDD instwuments :3 hung +OwO up in cases, UwU that ^-^ keep theiw x3 sounds ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have +>_< often :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf poowew, UwU that I UwU might come nearer ^-^ to you. We +awe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do benefits; ÚwÚ and what better ^w^ ow >_> pwopewew can ^-^ we caww +^-^ ouw >_> own than OwO the riches >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu fwiends? :33 O, what :3 a pwecious +comfort 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so many >_< wike bwothews ^-^ commanding ^-^ onye +x3 anyothew's :3 fowtunyes! :33 O, :33 joy's uWu e'en :3 made away ere't can >w< be uWu bown! +Minye eyes cannyot howd >_< out ^w^ watew, :3 methinks. ÚwÚ To ^-^ fowget theiw +fauwts, I dwink ^-^ to you. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou :33 weep'st ^-^ to ^-^ make them x3 dwink, OwO Timon. +x3 SECOND LORD. Joy xDD had OwO the >_< wike conception in ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, +And at UwU that x3 instant >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe ^w^ spwung :33 up. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, UwU ho! I waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ;;w;; babe :3 a >w< bastawd. +uWu THIWD LORD. I pwomise you, my lord, you ;;w;; mov'd me ^w^ much. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Much! >_< [Sound tucket] +UwU TIMON. What :3 means UwU that >_< twump? + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +OwO How ^w^ nyow? +SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; wadies UwU most +xDD desiwous >_> of :3 admittance. +UwU TIMON. Ladies! What awe theiw wiwws? +SERVANT. Thewe comes with them :3 a forerunner, my lord, ;;w;; which uWu beaws +UwU that >w< office ^-^ to signify theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. +UwU TIMON. I pray let them >w< be admitted. + +x3 Entew >w< CUPID +:33 CUPID. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< wowthy >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww +:33 That >_> of his bounties taste! The five :33 best >w< Senses +Acknowledge ÚwÚ thee theiw >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ fweewy +ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous >_< bosom. ^-^ Th' Ear, +Taste, >_< Touch, Smeww, pleas'd ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ tabwe x3 wise; +^.^ They only :3 nyow come uWu but ^-^ to feast UwU thinye OwO eyes. +UwU TIMON. They'we ^-^ wewcome uWu aww; let >w< 'em ^.^ have >w< kind :3 admittance. +>_< Music, ^-^ make theiw welcome. Exit >w< CUPID +OwO FIWST LORD. You >_> see, my lord, how uWu ampwe >_< y'awe :3 bewov'd. + +Music. ;;w;; We-entew CUPID, UwU witb :3 a ^-^ Masque >_> of uWu WADIES as >w< Amazons, +with ;;w;; wutes in theiw x3 hands, ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ and playing + +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Hoy-day, what :3 a ;;w;; sweep >_> of vanyity comes :3 this >_> way! +^.^ They ;;w;; dance? ^.^ They awe mad >w< women. +;;w;; Wike UwU madnyess :3 is OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this xDD wife, +UwU As :3 this OwO pomp >w< shows ^-^ to :3 a wittwe uWu oiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ woot. +We ^-^ make uWu ouwsewves fools ^-^ to disport >w< ouwsewves, +And uWu spend ^-^ ouw fwattewies ^-^ to dwink x3 those x3 men +:3 Upon uWu whose :3 age ^-^ we UwU void ^.^ it OwO up UwU again +x3 With poisonyous ^-^ spite ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. +OwO Who ;;w;; wives that's ^.^ nyot depraved ^w^ ow ;;w;; depwaves? +OwO Who >_> dies UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 spuwn ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves +x3 Of theiw >_< fwiends' OwO gift? +I shouwd ;;w;; feaw x3 those UwU that ^-^ dance before me :3 nyow +Wouwd ^-^ onye :3 day stamp x3 upon >_> me. 'T >_> has >_< been donye: +Men OwO shut theiw :33 doows x3 against :3 a setting OwO sun. + +The LORDS xDD wise ^-^ fwom table, with >w< much adoring >_> of +x3 TIMON; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to show theiw >_> wuvs, OwO each >w< singwe >_< out OwO an +>_< Amazon, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ dance, x3 men UwU witb :3 women, :3 a lofty +xDD stwain ^w^ ow two ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ hautboys, ÚwÚ and OwO cease + +UwU TIMON. You ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwes >w< much >w< gwace, fair uWu wadies, +ÚwÚ Set :3 a fair ^.^ fashion uWu on ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment, +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot half OwO so xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and x3 kind; +You ^.^ have ÚwÚ added wowth unto't ÚwÚ and uWu wustwe, +And >w< entewtain'd me with >_< minye >_> own >w< device; +I x3 am ^-^ to :3 thank you for't. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU My lord, you UwU take OwO us x3 even at OwO the >_> best. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Faith, uWu fow OwO the wowst :3 is ÚwÚ fiwthy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot howd +>_> taking, I x3 doubt >_> me. +UwU TIMON. uWu Wadies, there :3 is OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ banquet attends OwO you; +UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< dispose ÚwÚ youwsewves. +^w^ AWW xDD WADIES. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. +>_< Exeunt >w< CUPID ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES +UwU TIMON. Flavius! +x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? +UwU TIMON. The wittwe x3 casket bwing me hithew. +x3 FWAVIUS. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. ^-^ [Aside] Mowe jewews x3 yet! +Thewe :3 is nyo crossing him :33 in's humouw, +Else I shouwd tell x3 him- ;;w;; weww >w< i' :33 faith, I should- +When all's x3 spent, he'd >w< be ;;w;; cwoss'd then, OwO an ^.^ he uWu couwd. +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity bounty xDD had ^.^ nyot eyes ^.^ behind, +:33 That man UwU might :33 nye'ew >w< be wwetched uWu fow his mind. Exit +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Whewe >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ men? +SERVANT. Here, my lord, in xDD weadinyess. +x3 SECOND LORD. Our howses! + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with OwO the x3 casket + +UwU TIMON. :3 O my fwiends, +I ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to you. Wook you, my good lord, +I >w< must entweat you uWu honyouw me OwO so >w< much +UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ advance :3 this jewel; accept ^.^ it ÚwÚ and wear it, +UwU Kind my :33 wowd. +OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am OwO so :3 faw already in >_> youw ^.^ gifts- +ALL. ^w^ So awe ^-^ we all. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. UwU My lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain nobles >_> of OwO the Senate newly +alighted ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >w< visit you. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ They awe ^w^ faiwwy welcome. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +x3 FWAVIUS. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it OwO does +OwO concewn you >w< nyeaw. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ Nyeaw! UwU Why then, another UwU time I'll hear thee. I ÚwÚ pwithee wet's +>w< be provided ^-^ to show them entewtainment. +x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I scarce xDD knyow ÚwÚ how. + +x3 Entew another ^.^ SEWVANT + +x3 SECOND SERVANT. May ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO vouw xDD honyouw, Wowd >_< Wucius, >_< out >_> of his +free love, ;;w;; hath presented ^-^ to you ;;w;; fouw >w< miwk-white OwO howses, twapp'd +in ÚwÚ siwvew. +UwU TIMON. I uWu shaww accept them fairly. >_> Wet OwO the pwesents +Be :3 wowthiwy x3 entewtain'd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT + +x3 Entew :3 a third ^.^ SEWVANT + +OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? +uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, UwU that honyouwabwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd +ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ;;w;; entweats >_> youw >_> company to-morrow ^-^ to uWu hunt with him ÚwÚ and +>_> has x3 sent >_> youw uWu honyouw two >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds. +UwU TIMON. I'll uWu hunt with him; ÚwÚ and let them >w< be weceiv'd, +:3 Nyot ^-^ without fair ^w^ wewawd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] What uWu wiww :3 this come UwU to? +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ commands OwO us ^-^ to :3 pwovide ÚwÚ and ^w^ give gweat ÚwÚ gifts, +And >w< aww >_< out >_> of OwO an uWu empty ^.^ coffew; +Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he xDD knyow his ^-^ puwse, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ yiewd me this, +ÚwÚ To show him what :3 a >_< beggaw his OwO heawt ;;w;; is, +>_> Being >_> of nyo power ^-^ to ^-^ make his :3 wishes :33 good. +His ^w^ pwomises UwU fwy OwO so uWu beyond his OwO state +:33 That what ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :3 is >w< aww in OwO debt; ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes +>_< Fow UwU ev'wy :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so >w< kind UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow +Pays ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ fow't; his land's >w< put ^-^ to theiw ^-^ books. +Weww, would I ;;w;; wewe gently >w< put >_< out >_> of >w< office +Before I ;;w;; wewe fowc'd ;;w;; out! +Happiew :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo fwiend ^-^ to :33 feed +>w< Than such UwU that ^-^ do uWu e'en >_> enyemies x3 exceed. +I bleed xDD inwawdwy uWu fow my :33 wowd. Exit +UwU TIMON. You ^-^ do youwsewves >w< much ^-^ wwong; +You ÚwÚ bate xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU mewits. +Here, my lord, :3 a twifwe >_> of ^-^ ouw wuv. +x3 SECOND LORD. x3 With ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ^w^ thanks I uWu wiww weceive it. +uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ souw >_> of ÚwÚ bounty! +UwU TIMON. And :3 nyow I :33 wemembew, my lord, you >_> gave good uWu wowds OwO the uWu othew +:3 day >_> of :3 a :33 bay >_< couwsew I rode x3 on. ^.^ 'Tis x3 youws ^.^ because you x3 wik'd it. +uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, in ;;w;; that. +UwU TIMON. You ^-^ may UwU take my ;;w;; wowd, my uWu wowd: I xDD knyow nyo man +^w^ Can justly UwU pwaise uWu but what ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; affect. +I ^.^ weigh my UwU fwiend's xDD affection with >_< minye >w< own. +I'll tell you true; I'll caww ^-^ to you. +^w^ AWW xDD WOWDS. :33 O, UwU nyonye OwO so welcome! +UwU TIMON. I UwU take >w< aww ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu sevewaw UwU visitations +^w^ So >w< kind ^-^ to OwO heawt 'tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to :3 give; +x3 Methinks I :33 couwd ^-^ deaw xDD kingdoms ^-^ to my fwiends +And :33 nye'ew >w< be weary. ^-^ Awcibiades, +Thou art :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO thewefowe uWu sewdom :3 wich. +^w^ It comes in charity ^-^ to thee; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy :3 wiving +^-^ Is 'mongst OwO the OwO dead, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wands :3 thou x3 hast +Wie in :3 a >_> pitch'd fiewd. +uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, defil'd wand, my :33 wowd. +OwO FIWST LORD. We awe OwO so OwO viwtuouswy ^-^ bound- +UwU TIMON. And OwO so x3 am I ^-^ to you. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ So infinitely endear'd- +UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww ^-^ to you. x3 Wights, ^-^ mowe >w< wights! +OwO FIWST LORD. The :33 best >_> of xDD happinyess, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ keep with +you, Wowd ^-^ Timon! +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Weady uWu fow his >_< fwiends. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and TIMON +;;w;; APEMANTUS. What :3 a >w< coiw's :3 hewe! +Sewving >_> of becks ÚwÚ and >_> jutting-out >_> of >_< bums! +I x3 doubt whethew theiw >w< wegs >w< be wowth OwO the ÚwÚ sums +:33 That awe >w< given uWu fow >_< 'em. Friendship's :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ dwegs: +x3 Methinks false hearts shouwd never ^.^ have :33 sound wegs. +ÚwÚ Thus >w< honyest fools uWu way >_< out theiw wealth uWu on uWu cuwtsies. +UwU TIMON. Nyow, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot sullen +I would >w< be good ^-^ to thee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I'll OwO nyothing; uWu fow ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be brib'd UwU too, there +would >w< be UwU nyonye weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou wouldst xDD sin +OwO the fastew. Thou >w< giv'st OwO so long, >_< Timon, I ;;w;; feaw me :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ give +away thyself in paper >w< showtwy. What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these feasts, pomps, +ÚwÚ and vain-glories? +UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you begin ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^w^ society once, I x3 am sworn ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +^w^ give ^-^ wegawd ^-^ to you. Farewell; ÚwÚ and come with better UwU music. +Exit +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> So. Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot hear me nyow: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD then. I'll +^-^ wock >w< thy >w< heaven ^-^ fwom thee. +:3 O UwU that xDD men's ears shouwd >w< be +ÚwÚ To counsew >_< deaf, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; fwattewy! Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +OwO A SENyATOW'S house + +x3 Entew OwO A UwU SENyATOW, with papers in his hand + +ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And :3 wate, five UwU thousand. ÚwÚ To >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 Isidowe +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ owes :33 nyinye thousand; >w< besides my fowmew >w< sum, +^w^ Which makes ^.^ it five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. OwO Stiww in motion +x3 Of >_< waging >_< waste? ^w^ It cannyot howd; ^.^ it uWu wiww not. +>w< If I UwU want ^.^ gowd, >_< steaw uWu but :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog +And ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< Timon, >_> why, OwO the ^.^ dog coins >w< gowd. +>w< If I would ;;w;; seww my horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy twenty uWu moe +>_< Bettew than >_< he, >_> why, ^w^ give my horse ^-^ to >_< Timon, +^-^ Ask nothing, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^w^ him, ^.^ it >_> foaws me stwaight, +And able >_< howses. :3 Nyo powtew at his gate, +But wathew ^-^ onye UwU that >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and still ^-^ invites +^-^ Aww UwU that xDD pass by. ^w^ It cannyot howd; nyo reason +^w^ Can :33 sound his OwO state in xDD safety. :3 Caphis, UwU ho! +:3 Caphis, I :33 say! + +x3 Entew :3 CAPHIS + +^-^ CAPHIS. Here, siw; what :3 is >_> youw pleasure? +ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get uWu on >_> youw :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and haste you ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; +UwU Impowtunye him uWu fow my monyeys; >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ceas'd +x3 With ^w^ swight denyiaw, :3 nyow then siwenc'd when +'Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw master' ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ cap +Plays in OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; thus; uWu but tell him +UwU My :3 uses x3 cwy ^-^ to uWu me, I >w< must sewve my xDD tuwn +Out >_> of >_< minye own; his >_< days ÚwÚ and xDD times awe ^.^ past, +And my reliances uWu on his ÚwÚ fwacted :33 dates +>_< Have smit my credit. I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^w^ him, +But >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ heaw his finger. +ÚwÚ Immediate awe my needs, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief +Must ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu toss'd ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to me in x3 wowds, +But find :3 suppwy immediate. UwU Get you gone; +x3 Put uWu on :3 a UwU most xDD impowtunyate ;;w;; aspect, +OwO A >_> visage >_> of >w< demand; uWu fow I ^-^ do feaw, +When every feathew sticks in his >_> own ;;w;; wing, +Wowd Timon uWu wiww >w< be weft :3 a ^.^ nyaked guww, +^w^ Which >_> fwashes :3 nyow :3 a phoenix. UwU Get you gone. +^-^ CAPHIS. I ÚwÚ go, sir. +ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ÚwÚ bonds ÚwÚ awong with you, +And ^.^ have OwO the :33 dates in ^.^ compt. +^-^ CAPHIS. I wiww, sir. +ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Go. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Before TIMON'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, TIMON'S Steward, with many ^.^ biwws in his hand + +x3 FWAVIUS. :3 Nyo cawe, nyo stop! ^w^ So ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of ÚwÚ expense +:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww neither xDD knyow how ^-^ to maintain ^.^ it +Nyow OwO cease his flow >_> of riot; ^-^ takes nyo >_< account +OwO How >w< things >w< go ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, :3 nyow wesumes nyo cawe +x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to uWu continyue. uWu Nyevew :33 mind +>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be OwO so unwise ^-^ to >w< be OwO so OwO kind. +What uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ tiww feew. +I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. Nyow ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_< hunting. +:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! + +x3 Entew CAPHIS, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU SEWVANTS x3 Of >_< ISIDOWE ÚwÚ and >_> VAWWO + +^-^ CAPHIS. Good >_< even, Varro. >_> What, you come uWu fow monyey? +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^-^ businyess too? +^-^ CAPHIS. ^w^ It is. And x3 youws UwU too, >_> Isidowe? +ISIDORE'S SERVANT. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. +^-^ CAPHIS. Wouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^-^ dischawg'd! +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I ;;w;; feaw it. +^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 wowd. + +x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with AWCIBIADES + +UwU TIMON. ^w^ So >_> soon as ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye ^w^ we'ww :3 fowth uWu again, +UwU My ^.^ Awcibiades.- x3 With x3 me? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +^-^ CAPHIS. UwU My lord, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain x3 dues. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Dues! >_> Whence awe you? +^-^ CAPHIS. x3 Of :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. uWu Go ^-^ to my ^w^ stewawd. +^-^ CAPHIS. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put me x3 off +ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU succession >_> of OwO nyew >_< days :3 this >w< month. +UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is uWu awak'd uWu by gweat >w< occasion +ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon his own, ÚwÚ and humbly uWu pways you +:33 That with >_> youw uWu othew x3 nyobwe pawts ^w^ you'ww suit +UwU In giving him his >_> wight. +UwU TIMON. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, +I ÚwÚ pwithee uWu but wepaiw ^-^ to me next x3 mownying. +^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd- +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Contain ÚwÚ thysewf, good >w< fwiend. +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >_< Onye Varro's x3 sewvant, my good wowd- +ISIDORE'S SERVANT. From Isidore: ^.^ he humbly uWu pways >_> youw :3 speedy +^.^ payment- +^-^ CAPHIS. >w< If you >_> did >w< knyow, my lord, my >_< mastew's xDD wants- +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 due uWu on forfeiture, my lord, OwO six ;;w;; weeks ÚwÚ and +^.^ past. +ISIDORE'S SERVANT. Your ^.^ stewawd ^-^ puts me OwO off, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and +I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ expwesswy ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. +UwU TIMON. >w< Give me ^.^ bweath. +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, good my x3 wowds, ^-^ keep OwO on; +I'll OwO wait x3 upon you instantly. +>_< Exeunt AWCIBIADES ÚwÚ and LORDS +uWu [To FWAVIUS] Come hithew. ;;w;; Pway you, +OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am ;;w;; thus UwU encount'wed +x3 With >_< cwamowous demands >_> of OwO date-bwoke ÚwÚ bonds +And OwO the ^.^ detention >_> of :33 wong-since-due debts, +uWu Against my honour? +x3 FWAVIUS. UwU Pwease you, gentlemen, +The UwU time :3 is >w< unyagweeabwe ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. +Your importunacy OwO cease ÚwÚ tiww aftew dinnyew, +:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ make his ^.^ wowdship undewstand +>w< Whewefowe you awe ^.^ nyot >_< paid. +UwU TIMON. Do so, my >_< fwiends. +^w^ See them ;;w;; weww x3 entewtain'd. Exit +x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. Exit + +x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW + +^-^ CAPHIS. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, here comes OwO the OwO foow with Apemantus. +Let's UwU ha' >w< some uWu spowt with >_< 'em. +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >w< Hang ^w^ him, :3 he'ww ^w^ abuse >_< us! +ISIDORE'S SERVANT. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^w^ him, xDD dog! +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. OwO How dost, xDD foow? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost >_< diawogue with >w< thy shadow? +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to thee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, 'tis ^-^ to thysewf. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] Come >_> away. +ISIDORE'S SERVANT. uWu [To x3 VAWWO'S SEWVANT] There's OwO the OwO foow OwO hangs uWu on +>_> youw xDD back awweady. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, :3 thou stand'st single; th'art ^.^ nyot uWu on him >_> yet. +^-^ CAPHIS. Where's OwO the OwO foow ^w^ nyow? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He last ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the :33 question. OwO Poow uWu wogues ÚwÚ and usurers' +>_< men! UwU Bawds :3 between gold ÚwÚ and >_> want! +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. What awe >_> we, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Asses. +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Why? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That you ÚwÚ ask me what you awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +ÚwÚ youwsewves. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, >_> foow. +>_> FOOW. OwO How ^-^ do you, ;;w;; gentwemen? +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >_< Gwamewcies, good >_> foow. OwO How OwO does >_> youw mistwess? +>_> FOOW. x3 She's uWu e'en setting uWu on >w< watew ^-^ to scawd such chickens as you +>_> awe. Wouwd ^-^ we :33 couwd UwU see you at Cowinth! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 Good! gramercy. + +x3 Entew :3 PAGE + +>_> FOOW. Wook you, here comes my x3 mistwess' ^.^ page. +UwU PAGE. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? What ^-^ do you in :3 this xDD wise +xDD company? OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; wod in my uWu mouth, UwU that I UwU might ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee +profitably! +UwU PAGE. Prithee, uWu Apemantus, ;;w;; wead me OwO the superscription >_> of ^.^ these +^-^ wettews; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Canst ^.^ nyot >_< wead? +UwU PAGE. >_< Nyo. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe uWu wiww wittwe >_> weawnying x3 die, then, UwU that :3 day :3 thou art +>_> hang'd. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; :3 this ^-^ to Awcibiades. uWu Go; :3 thou >_< wast +:3 bown :3 a UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thou't die :3 a bawd. +UwU PAGE. Thou >_< wast whelp'd :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 famish uWu dog's :33 death. +Answer nyot: I x3 am gone. Exit :3 PAGE +;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en OwO so :3 thou outwun'st >_< gwace. +Foow, I uWu wiww >w< go with you ^-^ to Wowd Timon's. +>_> FOOW. uWu Wiww you xDD weave me thewe? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If Timon stay at UwU home. You three sewve three ^.^ usuwews? +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. ÚwÚ Ay; would uWu they sewv'd >_< us! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So would ;;w;; I- as good :3 a xDD twick as >w< evew hangman sewv'd +>w< thief. +>_> FOOW. uWu Awe you three usurers' ^.^ men? +^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >w< Ay, >_> foow. +>_> FOOW. I ÚwÚ think nyo xDD usuwew uWu but >_> has :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to his sewvant. UwU My ^w^ mistwess +:3 is one, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD hew >_> foow. When x3 men come ^-^ to borrow >_> of >_> youw +masters, uWu they xDD appwoach :3 sadwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away :3 mewwy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ entew my +x3 mistwess' house UwU mewwiwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away x3 sadwy. The reason >_> of uWu this? +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I :33 couwd render ^w^ onye. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Do ^.^ it then, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< account ÚwÚ thee :3 a >w< whowemastew ÚwÚ and :3 a +knave; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyotwithstanding, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be nyo less uWu esteemed. +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. What :3 is :3 a >_> whowemastew, xDD foow? +>_> FOOW. OwO A OwO foow in good xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_< wike thee. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a +spirit. >_< Sometime 't >_> appeaws >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wowd; sometime >_< wike :3 a lawyer; +sometime >_< wike :3 a xDD phiwosophew, with two >w< stonyes uWu moe than's +UwU awtificiaw ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy >_< often >_< wike :3 a OwO knyight; :3 and, genyewawwy, +in >w< aww >_> shapes UwU that man :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down in ^-^ fwom fouwscowe ^-^ to +xDD thiwteen, :3 this spirit walks in. +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew :3 a >_> foow. +>_> FOOW. Nyow :3 thou ^-^ awtogethew :3 a xDD wise xDD man. +UwU As >w< much foolery as I x3 have, OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wit :3 thou lack'st. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That ÚwÚ answew UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ become Apemantus. +x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. xDD Aside, aside; here comes Wowd OwO Timon. + +;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS + +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Come with uWu me, fool, come. +>_> FOOW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 awways follow ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woman; +sometime OwO the :3 phiwosophew. +>_< Exeunt uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW +x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wawk nyeaw; I'll speak with you x3 anyon. +>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS +UwU TIMON. You ^-^ make me x3 mawvew xDD whewefowe ewe :3 this UwU time +Had you ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy >_> waid my OwO state before uWu me, +:33 That I UwU might OwO so ^.^ have x3 wated my ÚwÚ expense +UwU As I xDD had xDD weave >_> of ^w^ means. +x3 FWAVIUS. You would ^.^ nyot hear me +^.^ At many leisures I x3 pwopos'd. +UwU TIMON. uWu Go to; +:3 Pewchance >w< some >w< singwe vantages you took +When my >w< indisposition >w< put you ^w^ back, +And UwU that unyaptnyess :3 made >_> youw >_< minyistew +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse OwO youwsewf. +x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, +^.^ At many xDD times I ^w^ bwought in my >_> accounts, +Waid them before OwO you; you would thwow them x3 off +And uWu say you ;;w;; found them in >_< minye x3 honyesty. +^w^ When, uWu fow >w< some uWu twifwing >w< pwesent, you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me +Wetuwn OwO so xDD much, I ^.^ have shook my head ÚwÚ and ^-^ wept; +xDD Yea, >w< 'gainst th' authowity >_> of xDD mannyews, >_> pway'd you +ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw hand ^-^ mowe UwU cwose. I >_> did >_> enduwe +:3 Nyot >w< sewdom, :3 nyow nyo ^w^ swight uWu checks, when I ^.^ have +Pwompted you in OwO the x3 ebb >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate +And >_> youw gweat flow >_> of debts. UwU My :33 wov'd lord, +^-^ Though you hear >w< nyow- xDD too >_< wate!- ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow's :3 a ^w^ time: +The :3 gweatest >_> of >_> youw having lacks :3 a half +ÚwÚ To pay >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent debts. +UwU TIMON. >_> Wet >w< aww my ^.^ wand >w< be x3 sowd. +x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww engag'd, >w< some xDD fowfeited ÚwÚ and gone; +And what remains uWu wiww hardly xDD stop OwO the OwO mouth +x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent x3 dues. The :33 futuwe comes uWu apace; +What uWu shaww ^w^ defend OwO the ÚwÚ intewim? And at wength +OwO How :33 goes ^-^ ouw reck'ning? +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To Wacedaemon >_> did my ^.^ wand ^-^ extend. +x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ wowd; +Were ^.^ it >w< aww x3 youws ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it in :3 a breath, +OwO How >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu gonye! +UwU TIMON. You tell me true. +x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If you :3 suspect my ;;w;; husbandwy ^w^ ow >_< fawsehood, +^-^ Caww me before th' >_> exactest auditors +And xDD set me uWu on OwO the proof. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods bless uWu me, +When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ offices ^.^ have >_< been xDD oppwess'd +x3 With riotous feeders, when ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vauwts ^.^ have >_> wept +x3 With drunken :3 spiwth >_> of winye, when every :3 woom +;;w;; Hath ^.^ bwaz'd with lights ÚwÚ and bway'd with minstwewsy, +I ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd me ^-^ to :3 a wastefuw ^.^ cock +And xDD set >_< minye eyes at ^.^ fwow. +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo more. +x3 FWAVIUS. 'Heavens,' ^.^ have I ^w^ said ^w^ 'the bounty >_> of :3 this wowd! +OwO How many :33 pwodigaw OwO bits ^.^ have slaves ÚwÚ and peasants +:3 This night englutted! OwO Who :3 is ^.^ nyot Wowd >_> Timon's? +What xDD heawt, uWu head, ;;w;; swowd, force, means, uWu but :3 is Wowd >_> Timon's? +Great >_< Timon, noble, x3 wowthy, :33 woyaw uWu Timon!' +Ah! when OwO the :3 means awe gonye UwU that ^-^ buy :3 this :33 pwaise, +The >_> bweath :3 is gonye ^w^ wheweof :3 this UwU pwaise :3 is ^.^ made. +OwO Feast-won, fast-wost; ^-^ onye cwoud >_> of winter ^w^ show'ws, +^.^ These flies awe couch'd. +UwU TIMON. ^w^ Come, sewmon me nyo >_< fuwthew. +:3 Nyo >_< viwwainyous bounty ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd my >_> heawt; +ÚwÚ Unwisewy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwy, ^.^ have I >_> given. +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? OwO Canst :3 thou OwO the ;;w;; conscience wack +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww wack uWu fwiends? ^w^ Secuwe >w< thy ;;w;; heawt: +>w< If I would bwoach OwO the vessews >_> of my love, +And twy OwO the awgument >_> of hearts uWu by ^w^ bowwowing, +Men ÚwÚ and xDD men's :3 fowtunyes :33 couwd I OwO fwankwy ;;w;; use +UwU As I can ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee speak. +x3 FWAVIUS. Assuwance bless >_> youw :3 thoughts! +UwU TIMON. And, in >w< some sort, ^.^ these ÚwÚ wants >_> of >_< minye awe xDD cwown'd +:33 That I >_< account them blessings; uWu fow uWu by ^.^ these +:33 Shaww I twy >_< fwiends. You uWu shaww pewceive how you +:3 Mistake my x3 fowtunyes; I x3 am >w< weawthy in my >_< fwiends. +xDD Within ;;w;; thewe! >w< Fwaminyius! ^.^ Sewviwius! + +x3 Entew ^w^ FWAMINyIUS, SEWVIWIUS, ÚwÚ and another ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANTS. UwU My wowd! my wowd! +UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch you severally- you ^-^ to Wowd Lucius; ^-^ to Wowd +>_< Wucuwwus OwO you; I ^.^ hunted with his uWu honyouw to-day. You ^-^ to OwO Sempwonyius. +ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to theiw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and I x3 am proud, ÚwÚ say, UwU that my >w< occasions +^.^ have ;;w;; found UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< 'em towawd :3 a :3 suppwy >_> of ^-^ monyey. >_> Wet OwO the +xDD wequest >w< be ^w^ fifty talents. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU As you ^.^ have said, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS +x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] Wowd Wucius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus? :33 Humh! +UwU TIMON. uWu Go you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to OwO the senators, +x3 Of whom, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ state's :33 best ^.^ heawth, I ^.^ have +Deserv'd :3 this ÚwÚ heawing. UwU Bid >w< 'em ^-^ send o' th' x3 instant +OwO A ^w^ thousand tawents ^-^ to >_> me. +x3 FWAVIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been bold, +>_< Fow UwU that I knew ^.^ it OwO the UwU most ^w^ genyewaw >_< way, +ÚwÚ To them ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ signyet ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; +But uWu they ^-^ do >_< shake theiw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and I x3 am here +:3 Nyo wichew in ^w^ wetuwn. +UwU TIMON. :3 Is't :3 twue? x3 Can't x3 be? +x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ They ^-^ answew, in :3 a >_< joint ÚwÚ and :33 cowpowate OwO voice, +:33 That :3 nyow uWu they awe at fall, UwU want tweasuwe, cannyot +Do what uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, awe sowwy- you awe honourable- +But ÚwÚ yet uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ have wish'd- uWu they xDD knyow nyot- +OwO Something ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ amiss- :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe +May catch :3 a ^w^ wwench- would >w< aww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ weww!- 'tis pity- +And so, intending uWu othew uWu sewious :33 mattews, +:33 Aftew ^-^ distastefuw >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^-^ hawd fractions, +x3 With ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ hawf-caps ÚwÚ and cowd-moving nods, +^.^ They :3 fwoze me OwO into silence. +UwU TIMON. You >_< gods, reward them! +Prithee, man, ÚwÚ wook >_> cheewwy. ^.^ These ^.^ owd xDD fewwows +>_< Have theiw ingratitude in them heweditawy. +Their UwU bwood :3 is ^w^ cak'd, 'tis cold, ^.^ it uWu sewdom >_< fwows; +^.^ 'Tis wack >_> of kindwy x3 wawmth uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 kind; +And UwU nyatuwe, as ^.^ it grows UwU again towawd :3 eawth, +^-^ Is fashion'd uWu fow OwO the journey :33 duww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. +uWu Go ^-^ to x3 Ventidius. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot sad, +Thou art OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; ingenyiouswy I ÚwÚ speak, +:3 Nyo blame ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to thee. uWu Ventidius lately +^w^ Buwied his fathew, uWu by uWu whose death :33 he's ÚwÚ stepp'd +x3 Into :3 a gweat ^-^ estate. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD poow, +Imprison'd, ÚwÚ and in x3 scawcity >_> of fwiends, +I ;;w;; cweaw'd him with five talents. :3 Gweet him ^-^ fwom uWu me, +UwU Bid him suppose >w< some good necessity +:3 Touches his OwO fwiend, ;;w;; which x3 cwaves ^-^ to >w< be xDD wememb'wed +x3 With x3 those five talents. :33 That ^-^ had, give't ^.^ these xDD fewwows +ÚwÚ To xDD whom 'tis x3 instant due. ;;w;; Nyev'w speak ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think +:33 That Timon's :3 fowtunyes x3 'mong his fwiends can sink. +x3 FWAVIUS. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. +:33 That ^w^ thought :3 is bounty's ^.^ foe; +>_> Being free itself, ^.^ it OwO thinks >w< aww ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +WUCUWWUS' house + +xDD FWAMINyIUS ^w^ waiting ^-^ to speak with LUCULLUS. x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to him + +SERVANT. I ^.^ have told my lord >_> of OwO you; ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming ;;w;; down ^-^ to you. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 thank you, sir. + +x3 Entew OwO WUCUWWUS + +SERVANT. Here's my :33 wowd. +LUCULLUS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^.^ men? OwO A ^-^ gift, I wawwant. ÚwÚ Why, +:3 this :3 hits ^-^ wight; I dreamt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin ÚwÚ and UwU ewew ÚwÚ to-nyight- +Fwaminyius, >w< honyest Fwaminyius, you awe vewy >_> wespectivewy welcome, +sir. ;;w;; Fiww me >w< some x3 winye. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] And how OwO does UwU that +xDD honyouwabwe, xDD compwete, UwU fweeheawted ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^-^ Athens, >w< thy vewy +bountiful good lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ mastew? +>w< FWAMINyIUS. His OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. +LUCULLUS. I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that his OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. And what +x3 hast :3 thou there uWu undew >w< thy >w< cwoak, pwetty Flaminius? +>w< FWAMINyIUS. OwO Faith, nyothing uWu but OwO an uWu empty ^.^ box, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which in my ;;w;; wowd's +behawf I come ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to x3 suppwy; :3 who, having +gweat ÚwÚ and x3 instant >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^w^ fifty :3 tawents, ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to +>_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish ^w^ him, nyothing ^-^ doubting >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent +;;w;; assistance :33 thewein. +^.^ WUCUWWIUS. Wa, wa, wa, la! :3 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' :33 says x3 he? ^.^ Awas, good +wowd! :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman ^.^ 'tis, ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO so good :3 a +>_< house. >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< often I UwU ha' din'd with him ÚwÚ and told him +>w< on't; ÚwÚ and come UwU again ^-^ to ^w^ suppew ^-^ to him >_> of OwO puwpose ^-^ to ^.^ have him +uWu spend less; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^w^ embwace nyo counsew, UwU take nyo wawnying +uWu by my >w< coming. uWu Evewy man >_> has his UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty :3 is ^-^ his. I UwU ha' +told him ^-^ on't, uWu but I :33 couwd :33 nye'ew >_< get him from't. + +;;w;; We-entew SEWVANT, with xDD winye + +SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, here :3 is OwO the x3 winye. +LUCULLUS. Fwaminyius, I ^.^ have nyoted ÚwÚ thee :33 awways >_< wise. Here's ^-^ to thee. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +LUCULLUS. I ^.^ have obsewved ÚwÚ thee :33 awways uWu fow :3 a towardly :3 pwompt ^.^ spiwit, +^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to reason, ÚwÚ and +^w^ canst ;;w;; use OwO the UwU time well, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Good pawts in +thee. uWu [To SEWVANT] UwU Get you gone, sirrah. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Draw +xDD nyeawew, >w< honyest Fwaminyius. x3 Thy ;;w;; wowd's :3 a bountiful ^w^ gentweman; uWu but +:3 thou art ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu knyow'st ;;w;; weww enyough, although :3 thou ;;w;; com'st +^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 this :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to lend >_> monyey, >w< especiawwy x3 upon x3 bawe +friendship ^-^ without x3 secuwity. Here's three solidares uWu fow thee. +Good OwO boy, :3 wink at uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou saw'st me not. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd OwO so >w< much >w< diffew, +And ^-^ we x3 awive UwU that liv'd? >w< Fwy, damned ÚwÚ basenyess, +ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 wowships thee. [Throwing OwO the money OwO back] +LUCULLUS. Ha! Nyow I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy mastew. +Exit +>w< FWAMINyIUS. May ^.^ these ÚwÚ add ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that ^-^ may scawd thee! +>_> Wet molten >_< coin >w< be >w< thy :33 damnyation, +Thou ^-^ disease >_> of :3 a fwiend ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot himsewf! +xDD Has friendship such :3 a ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and >_> miwky OwO heawt +^w^ It ;;w;; tuwns in less than two nights? :3 O you >_< gods, +I ;;w;; feew my >_< mastew's ^w^ passion! :3 This ^w^ swave +^.^ Unto his uWu honyouw >_> has my ;;w;; wowd's meat in him; +UwU Why shouwd ^.^ it thrive ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ nyutwiment +When ^.^ he :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to ^.^ poison? +:33 O, ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases only wowk >w< upon't! +And when :33 he's uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, let ^.^ nyot UwU that part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +^w^ Which my lord ÚwÚ paid uWu fow >w< be >_> of ^-^ any power +ÚwÚ To >_> expew sicknyess, uWu but prolong his ;;w;; houw! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew >_< Wucius, with three >_< STWANGEWS + +UwU WUCIUS. Who, OwO the Wowd ^-^ Timon? ÚwÚ He :3 is my vewy good OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and OwO an +honyouwabwe gentleman. +OwO FIWST STRANGER. We xDD knyow him uWu fow nyo ^.^ wess, >w< though ^-^ we awe uWu but +:3 stwangews ^-^ to >_> him. But I can tell you ^-^ onye :33 thing, my lord, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; which I hear ^-^ fwom ^w^ common >w< wumouws: :3 nyow Wowd Timon's x3 happy ^w^ houws +awe x3 donye ÚwÚ and ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ estate shrinks ^-^ fwom >_> him. +UwU WUCIUS. :33 Fie, no: ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe xDD it; ^.^ he cannyot UwU want uWu fow ^-^ monyey. +x3 SECOND STRANGER. But believe you this, my lord, UwU that ^.^ nyot wong >_< ago +^-^ onye >_> of his x3 men ÚwÚ was with OwO the Wowd >_< Wucuwwus ^-^ to borrow OwO so many +tawents; xDD nyay, urg'd ;;w;; extwemewy UwU fow't, ÚwÚ and >w< showed what necessity +bewong'd to't, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ denyied. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 How? +x3 SECOND STRANGER. I tell you, denied, my :33 wowd. +UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU case ÚwÚ was >w< that! Nyow, before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am +asham'd on't. ^-^ Denyied UwU that honyouwabwe ^w^ man! Thewe ÚwÚ was vewy wittwe +uWu honyouw show'd >w< in't. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds x3 confess I ^.^ have +>_< weceived >w< some small kindnyesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, as >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, jewews, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ such-wike trifles, nyothing comparing ^-^ to his; >_> yet, xDD had ^.^ he +mistook him ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied his +>w< occasion OwO so many talents. + +x3 Entew SERVILIUS + +OwO SEWVIWIUS. ^w^ See, uWu by good UwU hap, yonder's my ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to UwU see +his :3 honyouw.- UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! +UwU WUCIUS. Sewviwius? You awe kindwy met, sir. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend +me ^-^ to >w< thy honyouwabwe ÚwÚ viwtuous lord, my vewy UwU exquisite >w< fwiend. +OwO SEWVIWIUS. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, my lord ;;w;; hath >w< sent- +UwU WUCIUS. Ha! What >_> has ^.^ he xDD sent? I x3 am OwO so >w< much ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to UwU that uWu wowd: +:33 he's >w< evew UwU sending. OwO How uWu shaww I :3 thank ^w^ him, think'st thou? And what +>_> has ^.^ he x3 sent ^w^ nyow? +OwO SEWVIWIUS. xDD Has only x3 sent his ÚwÚ pwesent >w< occasion nyow, my lord, +^.^ wequesting >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to :3 suppwy his x3 instant ;;w;; use with OwO so many +talents. +UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow his ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu but >_> mewwy with me; +ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want xDD fifty-five ^-^ hundwed talents. +OwO SEWVIWIUS. But in OwO the UwU mean UwU time ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^.^ wess, my :33 wowd. +>w< If his >w< occasion ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ viwtuous +I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge ^.^ it half OwO so faithfuwwy. +UwU WUCIUS. Dost :3 thou speak seriously, Sewviwius? +OwO SEWVIWIUS. :3 Upon my >_> souw, 'tis true, sir. +UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ;;w;; wicked beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ÚwÚ disfuwnyish ^-^ mysewf x3 against such +:3 a good UwU time, when I UwU might UwU ha' shown ^-^ mysewf x3 honyouwabwe! OwO How +unwuckiwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ happ'nyed UwU that I shouwd ^-^ puwchase OwO the :3 day before uWu fow :3 a +wittwe part ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of xDD honyouw! ^.^ Sewviwius, :3 nyow +before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :33 do- OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> beast, I :33 say! I +ÚwÚ was ^w^ sending ^-^ to ;;w;; use Wowd Timon ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ these gentlemen can +UwU witnyess; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of :33 Athens I xDD had ^.^ donye't +OwO nyow. ÚwÚ Commend me bountifuwwy ^-^ to his good :3 wowdship, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope his +uWu honyouw uWu wiww >_< conceive OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of uWu me, ^.^ because I ^.^ have nyo power +^-^ to >w< be OwO kind. And tell him :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: I ;;w;; count ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_> of my +:3 gweatest afflictions, ÚwÚ say, UwU that I cannyot ^w^ pweasuwe such OwO an +honyouwabwe gentleman. Good ^.^ Sewviwius, uWu wiww you UwU befwiend me OwO so :3 faw +as ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< minye >_> own uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO him? +OwO SEWVIWIUS. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I shall. +UwU WUCIUS. I'll ÚwÚ wook you >_< out :3 a good turn, ÚwÚ Sewviwius. +Exit SERVILIUS +ÚwÚ Twue, as you said, Timon :3 is shrunk UwU indeed; +And ^.^ he that's UwU once ;;w;; denyied uWu wiww hardly x3 speed. Exit +OwO FIWST STRANGER. Do you observe this, ÚwÚ Hostiwius? +x3 SECOND STRANGER. >w< Ay, xDD too :33 weww. +OwO FIWST STRANGER. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the world's soul; ÚwÚ and ^.^ just >_> of OwO the >_> same +piece +^-^ Is every fwattewew's spirit. OwO Who can caww him his fwiend +:33 That >w< dips in OwO the >_> same dish? >_< Fow, in my ;;w;; knyowing, +Timon >_> has >_< been :3 this ;;w;; wowd's fathew, +And ^-^ kept his ÚwÚ cwedit with his :3 puwse; +xDD Suppowted his >_> estate; xDD nyay, Timon's money +xDD Has ÚwÚ paid his x3 men theiw wages. ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew dwinks +But Timon's ÚwÚ siwvew :33 tweads x3 upon his >_> wip; +And yet- :33 O, UwU see OwO the x3 monstwousnyess >_> of man +When ^.^ he looks >_< out in OwO an ;;w;; ungwatefuw ^w^ shape!- +ÚwÚ He OwO does deny ^w^ him, in >_< wespect >_> of his, +What chawitabwe x3 men :33 affowd ^-^ to uWu beggaws. +uWu THIWD STRANGER. Religion groans at it. +OwO FIWST STRANGER. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, +I never >_> tasted Timon in my xDD wife, +Nyow came ^-^ any >_> of his bounties xDD uvw me +ÚwÚ To mark me uWu fow his :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ yet I protest, +>_< Fow his ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU mind, OwO iwwustwious uWu viwtue, +And honyouwabwe cawwiage, +Had his necessity :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of uWu me, +I would ^.^ have >w< put my wealth OwO into :3 donyation, +And OwO the :33 best half shouwd ^.^ have wetuwn'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, +^w^ So >w< much I love his ÚwÚ heawt. But I pewceive +Men >w< must learn :3 nyow with ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ dispense; +>_< Fow powicy OwO sits :33 abuv >_< conscience. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +SEMPRONIUS' house + +x3 Entew SEMPWONyIUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT >_> of TIMON'S + +SEMPWONyIUS. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds twoubwe me :3 in't? Hum! ^w^ 'Buv >w< aww others? +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ twied Wowd Wucius ^w^ ow Lucullus; +And :3 nyow uWu Ventidius :3 is >w< weawthy UwU too, +x3 Whom ^.^ he xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these +Owe theiw OwO estates x3 unto >_> him. +SERVANT. UwU My lord, +^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww >_< been ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found base metal, uWu fow +^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; denyied >_> him. +SEMPWONyIUS. ^w^ How! >_< Have uWu they ;;w;; denyied OwO him? +xDD Has uWu Ventidius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus ;;w;; denyied OwO him? +And OwO does ^.^ he ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 me? >w< Thwee? :33 Humh! +^w^ It >w< shows uWu but wittwe love ^w^ ow ÚwÚ judgment in >_> him. +Must I >w< be his last wefuge? His fwiends, >_< wike >w< physicians, +>w< Thwice ^w^ give him xDD uvw. Must I UwU take th' cure x3 upon x3 me? +xDD Has >w< much disgrac'd me in't; ^-^ I'm :3 angwy at ^w^ him, +:33 That UwU might ^.^ have OwO knyown my :3 pwace. I UwU see nyo :33 sense UwU fow't, +But his >w< occasions UwU might ^.^ have woo'd me xDD fiwst; +>_< Fow, in my ^.^ conscience, I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man +:33 That e'ew >_< weceived >_> gift ^-^ fwom >_> him. +And OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ think OwO so OwO backwawdwy >_> of me :3 nyow +:33 That I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it wast? Nyo; +^w^ So ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an awgument >_> of laughter +ÚwÚ To th' rest, ÚwÚ and I 'mongst uWu wowds >w< be ^w^ thought :3 a >_> foow. +:3 I'd wathew than OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ thwice OwO the sum +Had x3 sent ^-^ to me :33 fiwst, uWu but uWu fow my xDD mind's OwO sake; +:3 I'd such :3 a :33 couwage ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. But :3 nyow return, +And with theiw ^.^ faint :33 wepwy :3 this ÚwÚ answew >w< join: +OwO Who OwO bates >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my >w< coin. Exit +SERVANT. Excellent! Your :33 wowdship's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 viwwain. The ^w^ deviw +knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he >_> did when ^.^ he :3 made man ÚwÚ powitic- ^.^ he ;;w;; cwoss'd ^-^ himsewf +>_< by't; ÚwÚ and I cannyot ÚwÚ think ;;w;; but, in OwO the end, OwO the viwwainyies >_> of man +uWu wiww xDD set him xDD cweaw. OwO How ^w^ faiwwy :3 this lord ^.^ stwives ^-^ to :3 appeaw fouw! +Takes ÚwÚ viwtuous copies ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wicked, >_< wike x3 those UwU that uWu undew ^.^ hot +awdent x3 zeaw would xDD set xDD whowe weawms uWu on >w< fiwe. +x3 Of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is his ^.^ powitic wuv. +:3 This ÚwÚ was my ;;w;; wowd's :33 best OwO hope; :3 nyow >w< aww awe >w< fwed, +ÚwÚ Save only OwO the xDD gods. Nyow his fwiends awe OwO dead, +xDD Doows UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew acquainted with theiw :33 wawds +>_> Many :3 a >w< bounteous yeaw >w< must >w< be empwoy'd +Nyow ^-^ to guawd ^w^ suwe theiw mastew. +And :3 this :3 is >w< aww :3 a >_> wibewaw ^-^ couwse allows: +OwO Who cannyot ^-^ keep his wealth >w< must ^-^ keep his >_< house. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +OwO A hall in TIMON'S house + +x3 Entew two x3 Of x3 VAWWO'S ^.^ MEN, meeting >_> WUCIUS' SEWVANT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, +>w< aww being ^-^ sewvants >_> of TIMON's cweditows, ^-^ to OwO wait uWu fow his UwU coming >_< out. +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and HOWTENSIUS + +OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ Weww OwO met; good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Titus ÚwÚ and ^-^ Howtensius. +;;w;; TITUS. The >_< wike ^-^ to you, >w< kind Varro. +UwU HOWTENSIUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! >_> What, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ meet togethew? +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ^-^ onye ^-^ businyess OwO does xDD command OwO us uWu aww; +uWu fow >_< minye :3 is ^-^ monyey. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So :3 is ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. + +x3 Entew uWu PHIWOTUS + +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. And Sir ;;w;; Phiwotus OwO too! +:33 PHIWOTUS. Good :3 day at ^-^ once. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. welcome, good :33 bwothew, what ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< houw? +:33 PHIWOTUS. uWu Wabouwing uWu fow OwO nyinye. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^w^ So much? +:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my lord uWu seen :3 yet? +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. :3 Nyot >_> yet. +:33 PHIWOTUS. I wonder >w< on't; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to shinye at OwO seven. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the >_< days awe UwU wax'd shorter with him; +You >w< must consider UwU that :3 a :33 pwodigaw ^-^ couwse +^-^ Is >_< wike OwO the :33 sun's, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike his uWu wecuvwabwe. +I ;;w;; feaw +^.^ 'Tis x3 deepest winter in Wowd Timon's :3 puwse; +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ onye ^-^ may weach ^-^ deep enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet +Find ^-^ wittwe. +:33 PHIWOTUS. I x3 am >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; feaw uWu fow ;;w;; that. +;;w;; TITUS. I'll show you how x3 t' observe :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> event. +Your lord >_> sends :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ monyey. +UwU HOWTENSIUS. uWu Most true, ^.^ he >w< does. +;;w;; TITUS. And ^.^ he weaws jewews :3 nyow >_> of Timon's ^-^ gift, +>_< Fow ;;w;; which I OwO wait uWu fow ^-^ monyey. +UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 against my ÚwÚ heawt. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_< Mawk how ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it >w< shows +Timon in :3 this shouwd pay ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he x3 owes; +And uWu e'en as ^-^ if >_> youw lord shouwd wear rich jewews +And ^-^ send uWu fow money uWu fow >_< 'em. +UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^-^ I'm x3 weawy >_> of :3 this chawge, OwO the UwU gods can UwU witnyess; +I xDD knyow my lord ;;w;; hath spent >_> of Timon's :33 weawth, +And :3 nyow ingratitude makes ^.^ it >_< wowse than stealth. +OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. x3 Yes, mine's three ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ^w^ what's +yours? +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand x3 minye. +OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it shouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu by th' +sum +Your >_< mastew's >_< confidence ÚwÚ was :33 abuv ÚwÚ minye, +Else ^w^ suwewy his xDD had equaww'd. + +x3 Entew xDD FWAMINyIUS + +;;w;; TITUS. >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^-^ men. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Fwaminyius! >_> Siw, :3 a :33 wowd. >_> Pway, :3 is my lord ready ^-^ to +come ^w^ fowth? +>w< FWAMINyIUS. No, :3 indeed, ^.^ he :3 is not. +;;w;; TITUS. We ^.^ attend his wowdship; pray signify OwO so ^w^ much. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell him UwU that; ^.^ he knows you awe ^-^ to :3 diwigent. +Exit + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, in :3 a >w< cwoak, muffwed + +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Ha! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that his ^.^ stewawd muffwed so? +ÚwÚ He :33 goes away in :3 a >w< cwoud. ^-^ Caww ^w^ him, caww >_> him. +;;w;; TITUS. Do you OwO heaw, sir? +x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. By >_> youw leave, sir. +x3 FWAVIUS. What ^-^ do ye ÚwÚ ask >_> of uWu me, my fwiend? +;;w;; TITUS. We OwO wait uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain money ;;w;; hewe, sir. +x3 FWAVIUS. >w< Ay, +>w< If money ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw :3 waiting, +'Twewe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. +UwU Why then ^w^ pwefeww'd you ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws +When >_> youw false ;;w;; mastews xDD eat >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ meat? +;;w;; Then uWu they :33 couwd >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn x3 upon his debts, +And UwU take ;;w;; down th' int'west OwO into theiw gwutt'nyous UwU maws. +You ^-^ do youwsewves uWu but :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 stiw me up; +>_> Wet me xDD pass ^w^ quietwy. +Bewieve't, my lord ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an x3 end: +I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to weckon, ^.^ he ^-^ to uWu spend. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sewve. +x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If 'twill ^.^ nyot serve, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so base as you, +>_< Fow you sewve knyaves. Exit +OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^w^ How! What OwO does his cashier'd wowship OwO muttew? +x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Nyo matter what; :33 he's xDD poow, ÚwÚ and that's +wevenge ^w^ enyough. OwO Who can speak ^w^ bwoadew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo house +^-^ to >w< put his head OwO in? Such ^-^ may ;;w;; waiw x3 against gweat buiwdings. + +x3 Entew SERVILIUS + +;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, >w< hewe's >_< Sewviwius; :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow >w< some >w< answew. +OwO SEWVIWIUS. >w< If I UwU might uWu beseech you, gentlemen, ^-^ to wepaiw >w< some uWu othew +xDD houw, I shouwd derive >w< much OwO fwom't; uWu fow uWu take't >_> of my >_> souw, my lord +>_> weans ÚwÚ wondwouswy ^-^ to discontent. His comfortable uWu tempew >_> has +>_< fowsook him; :33 he's >w< much >_< out >_> of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_< keeps his ^.^ chambew. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_> Many ^-^ do ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; chambews awe ^.^ nyot uWu sick; +And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO so :3 faw uWu beyond his ^.^ heawth, +x3 Methinks ^.^ he shouwd OwO the sooner pay his debts, +And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; cweaw uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. +OwO SEWVIWIUS. Good x3 gods! +;;w;; TITUS. We cannyot UwU take :3 this uWu fow ^-^ answew, sir. +>w< FWAMINyIUS. xDD [Within] ^.^ Sewviwius, :33 hewp! UwU My wowd! my wowd! + +x3 Entew TIMON, in :3 a wage, xDD FWAMINyIUS following + +UwU TIMON. >_> What, awe my :33 doows ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my >_> passage? +>_< Have I >_< been >w< evew ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and >w< must my house +Be my ;;w;; wetentive enemy, my gaow? +The place ;;w;; which I ^.^ have feasted, OwO does ^.^ it nyow, +;;w;; Wike >w< aww >_> mankind, show me OwO an iwon :3 heawt? +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. x3 Put in nyow, Titus. +;;w;; TITUS. UwU My lord, here :3 is my >_< biww. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Here's x3 minye. +UwU HOWTENSIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. +BOTH x3 VAWWO'S SERVANTS. And UwU ouws, my :33 wowd. +:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw bills. +UwU TIMON. UwU Knyock me ;;w;; down with x3 'em; cleave me ^-^ to OwO the UwU giwdwe. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Awas, my wowd- +UwU TIMON. xDD Cut my OwO heawt in uWu sums. +;;w;; TITUS. Minye, ^w^ fifty talents. +UwU TIMON. >_> Teww >_< out my bwood. +>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand cwowns, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand ^.^ dwops OwO pays ;;w;; that. What yours? ÚwÚ and yours? +OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- +x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- +UwU TIMON. >_< Teaw uWu me, UwU take uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods ^-^ faww x3 upon xDD you! Exit +UwU HOWTENSIUS. OwO Faith, I pewceive ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ^-^ may thwow theiw :33 caps at +theiw ^-^ monyey. ^.^ These debts ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd desperate onyes, uWu fow :3 a +>_< madman ÚwÚ owes >_< 'em. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS + +UwU TIMON. ^.^ They ^.^ have uWu e'en >w< put my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom uWu me, OwO the :33 swaves. +^w^ Cweditows? Devils! +x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My dear wowd- +UwU TIMON. What ^-^ if ^.^ it shouwd >w< be so? +>w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU My wowd- +UwU TIMON. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. UwU My steward! +x3 FWAVIUS. Here, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. ^w^ So fitly? Go, ;;w;; bid >w< aww my fwiends x3 again: +>_< Wucius, ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ÚwÚ and >_< Sempwonyius- all. +I'll UwU once ^-^ mowe feast OwO the OwO wascaws. +x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my lord, +You only speak ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ distwacted soul; +Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much weft ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish >_< out +OwO A moderate ^-^ tabwe. +UwU TIMON. Be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in >w< thy cawe. +Go, I chawge ^.^ thee, ^w^ invite them uWu aww; let in OwO the >_< tide +x3 Of knyaves UwU once ^-^ mowe; my cook ÚwÚ and I'll OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +The Senate House + +x3 Entew three SENATORS at ^-^ onye doow, AWCIBIADES meeting ;;w;; them, with attendants + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU My lord, you ^.^ have my >w< voice :33 to't: OwO the :33 fauwt's ^w^ bwoody. +^.^ 'Tis nyecessawy ^.^ he shouwd die: +Nyothing emboldens xDD sin OwO so >w< much as uWu mewcy. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Most true; OwO the OwO waw uWu shaww >_< bwuise >_> him. +uWu AWCIBIADES. Honour, ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ compassion, ^-^ to OwO the Senyate! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? +uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am OwO an humbwe OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw virtues; +>_< Fow ^-^ pity :3 is OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the waw, +And UwU nyonye uWu but tyrants ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU cwuewwy. +^w^ It pweases UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ^-^ to lie :33 heavy +:3 Upon :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ who in ^.^ hot UwU bwood +;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ stepp'd OwO into OwO the waw, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ past UwU depth +ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ without ^w^ heed ^-^ do plunge ^.^ into't. +ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, setting his >w< fate :33 aside, +x3 Of comely virtues; +Nyow >_> did ^.^ he soiw OwO the >_< fact with cowawdice- +An uWu honyouw in him ;;w;; which OwO buys >_< out his OwO fauwt- +But with :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fair ^.^ spiwit, +>_< Seeing his weputation ^w^ touch'd ^-^ to >_< death, +ÚwÚ He >_> did oppose his ^.^ foe; +And with such :33 sobew ÚwÚ and unnoted passion +ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< behuv his :3 angew ewe 'twas x3 spent, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had uWu but ^w^ pwov'd OwO an OwO awgument. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You undewgo xDD too :33 stwict :3 a :3 pawadox, +xDD Stwiving ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >w< ugwy deed ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiw; +Your uWu wowds ^.^ have took such x3 pains as ^-^ if uWu they labour'd +ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ manswaughtew OwO into fowm ÚwÚ and xDD set +>_< Quawwewwing x3 upon OwO the head >_> of ^.^ vawouw; which, :3 indeed, +^-^ Is valour ÚwÚ misbegot, ÚwÚ and came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd +When sects ÚwÚ and :3 factions ;;w;; wewe newly uWu bown. +>w< He's ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ vawiant UwU that can wisewy suffer +The wowst UwU that man can x3 bweathe, +And ^-^ make his ^-^ wwongs his outsides, +ÚwÚ To wear them >_< wike his raiment, cawewesswy, +And :33 nye'ew :33 pwefew his injuwies ^-^ to his xDD heawt, +ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ it OwO into >_> dangew. +>w< If ^-^ wwongs >w< be :33 eviws, ÚwÚ and enforce OwO us ;;w;; kiww, +What ^.^ fowwy 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd life uWu fow OwO iww! +uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My wowd- +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You cannyot ^-^ make :3 gwoss x3 sins ÚwÚ wook clear: +ÚwÚ To wevenge :3 is nyo valour, uWu but ^-^ to OwO beaw. +uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My x3 wowds, then, uWu undew >_< favouw, pawdon me +>w< If I speak >_< wike :3 a captain: +UwU Why ^-^ do OwO fond x3 men expose themsewves ^-^ to battwe, +And ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >w< aww threats? ^w^ Sweep xDD upon't, +And let OwO the :33 foes x3 quietwy ÚwÚ cut theiw thwoats, +Without repugnancy? >w< If there >w< be +Such valour in OwO the ^.^ beawing, what ^-^ make ^-^ we +Abwoad? ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< women awe ^-^ mowe :3 vawiant, +:33 That stay at home, ^-^ if beawing carry xDD it; +And OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ mowe x3 captain than OwO the lion; OwO the :3 fewwow +^w^ Woaden with >w< iwons uWu wisew than OwO the :33 judge, +>w< If OwO wisdom >w< be in suffering. :3 O my x3 wowds, +UwU As you awe >_> gweat, >w< be >w< pitifuwwy :33 good. +OwO Who cannyot condemn OwO washnyess in x3 cowd blood? +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiww, I :33 gwant, :3 is x3 sin's UwU extwemest gust; +But, in uWu defence, uWu by >w< mewcy, 'tis UwU most :3 just. +ÚwÚ To >w< be in :3 angew :3 is ^-^ impiety; +But ^-^ who :3 is man UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot angwy? +Weigh uWu but OwO the >_< cwime with ÚwÚ this. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You bweathe in vain. +uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU In vain! His service x3 donye +^.^ At Wacedaemon ÚwÚ and :33 Byzantium +Were :3 a uWu sufficient briber uWu fow his wife. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What's ÚwÚ that? +uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, >_> has x3 donye fair UwU sewvice, +And OwO swain in fight many >_> of >_> youw enemies; +OwO How :33 fuww >_> of valour >_> did ^.^ he bear ^-^ himsewf +UwU In OwO the last conflict, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ pwenteous wounds! +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 made xDD too >w< much ^.^ pwenty with >_< 'em. +>w< He's :3 a sworn xDD wiotew; ^.^ he >_> has :3 a xDD sin UwU that >_< often +Dwowns him ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his valour xDD pwisonyew. +>w< If there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu foes, UwU that ;;w;; wewe enough +ÚwÚ To overcome >_> him. UwU In UwU that >_> beastwy :3 fuwy +ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to commit ÚwÚ outwages +And cherish ÚwÚ factions. ^.^ 'Tis infeww'd ^-^ to OwO us +His >_< days awe ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and his dwink dangewous. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He :3 dies. +uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hawd ^.^ fate! ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; died in waw. +UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any pawts in x3 him- +^-^ Though his ^.^ wight arm UwU might ^-^ puwchase his >_> own UwU time, +And >w< be in >_> debt ^-^ to >_< nyonye- >_> yet, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to move you, +;;w;; Take my :3 desewts ^-^ to his, ÚwÚ and >_> join >w< 'em ^-^ both; +And, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw OwO wevewend >_> ages love +Security, I'll ^.^ pawn my ^-^ victowies, >w< aww +UwU My honours ^-^ to you, x3 upon his good OwO wetuwns. +>w< If uWu by :3 this >_< cwime ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the OwO waw his xDD wife, +ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the OwO waw xDD weceive't in ÚwÚ vawiant x3 gowe; +>_< Fow OwO waw :3 is OwO stwict, ÚwÚ and OwO waw :3 is nyothing more. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We awe uWu fow ÚwÚ waw: ^.^ he :3 dies. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe +uWu On >_< height >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure. Friend ^w^ ow :33 bwothew, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ fowfeits his >_> own UwU bwood UwU that spiwws >_> anyothew. +uWu AWCIBIADES. Must ^.^ it >w< be so? ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. UwU My x3 wowds, +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, xDD knyow >_> me. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ How! +uWu AWCIBIADES. ^-^ Caww me ^-^ to >_> youw remembrances. +uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< What! +uWu AWCIBIADES. I cannyot ÚwÚ think uWu but >_> youw :3 age >_> has ;;w;; fowgot me; +^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ewse >w< be I shouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO so base +ÚwÚ To OwO sue, ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; denyied such ^w^ common >_< gwace. +UwU My wounds x3 ache at you. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Do you dare ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ angew? +^.^ 'Tis in xDD few x3 wowds, uWu but xDD spacious in ^.^ effect: +We ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ever. +uWu AWCIBIADES. Banish UwU me! +Banish >_> youw UwU dotage! Banish ;;w;; usuwy +:33 That makes OwO the Senate ugly. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< If aftew two OwO days' shinye :33 Athens contain ^.^ thee, +x3 Attend ^-^ ouw weightier UwU judgment. And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sweww ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ executed >_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt SENATORS +uWu AWCIBIADES. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you ^.^ owd enough UwU that you ^-^ may live +>_> Onwy in bone, UwU that UwU nyonye ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! +^-^ I'm >_< wowse than mad; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept xDD back theiw uWu foes, +OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ have told theiw money ÚwÚ and let >_< out +Their >_< coin x3 upon uWu wawge UwU intewest, I ^-^ mysewf +UwU Wich only in uWu wawge hurts. ^-^ Aww x3 those uWu fow uWu this? +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the balsam UwU that OwO the :33 usuwing Senate +uWu Pouws OwO into xDD captains' UwU wounds? ^-^ Banyishment! +^w^ It comes ^.^ nyot x3 iww; I UwU hate ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; banyish'd; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a cause >w< wowthy my uWu spween ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, +:33 That I ^-^ may strike at x3 Athens. I'll :33 cheew OwO up +UwU My :33 discontented troops, ÚwÚ and uWu way uWu fow ^-^ heawts. +^.^ 'Tis uWu honyouw with UwU most x3 wands ^-^ to >w< be at odds; +Soldiers shouwd ^.^ bwook as wittwe ^-^ wwongs as xDD gods. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +OwO A ;;w;; banqueting hall in TIMON'S house + +Music. Tabwes xDD set ^-^ out; ^-^ sewvants xDD attending. x3 Entew divews LORDS, +fwiends >_> of TIMON, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +OwO FIWST LORD. The good UwU time >_> of :3 day ^-^ to you, sir. +x3 SECOND LORD. I ÚwÚ awso ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^-^ to you. I ÚwÚ think :3 this honyouwabwe lord +>_> did uWu but twy OwO us :3 this uWu othew day. +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Upon UwU that ;;w;; wewe my >_> thoughts ;;w;; tiwing when ^-^ we >_> encount'wed. +I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so low with him as ^.^ he :3 made ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem in OwO the UwU twiaw +>_> of his uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, uWu by OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his OwO nyew +>_< feasting. +OwO FIWST LORD. I shouwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 sent me OwO an eawnyest ;;w;; inviting, +;;w;; which many my ;;w;; nyeaw >w< occasions >_> did :3 uwge me ^-^ to >w< put off; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +conjuw'd me uWu beyond ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds appear. +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In >_< wike manner ÚwÚ was I in >_> debt ^-^ to my xDD impowtunyate +businyess, uWu but ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot hear my excuse. I x3 am sowwy, when ^.^ he +x3 sent ^-^ to borrow >_> of uWu me, UwU that my pwovision ÚwÚ was >_< out. +OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am uWu sick >_> of UwU that >w< gwief UwU too, as I undewstand how >w< aww +>w< things ^.^ go. +x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Evewy man >w< hewe's ÚwÚ so. What would ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO bowwowed >_> of +you? +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ pieces. +x3 SECOND LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand pieces! +OwO FIWST LORD. What >_> of you? +x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, sir- here ^.^ he comes. + +x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and attendants + +UwU TIMON. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, gentlemen :33 both! And how fare you? +OwO FIWST LORD. :33 Evew at OwO the best, hearing ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. +x3 SECOND LORD. The swawwow UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot uWu summew ^-^ mowe willing than ^-^ we +>_> youw >_> wowdship. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ^-^ mowe willingly leaves wintew; such xDD summew-biwds +awe >w< men- Gentwemen, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wecompense :3 this wong +stay; feast >_> youw ears with OwO the music uWu awhiwe, ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww fare OwO so +x3 hawshwy o' th' trumpet's OwO sound; ^-^ we uWu shaww to't >_> pwesentwy. +OwO FIWST LORD. I >w< hope ^.^ it remains ^.^ nyot UwU unkindwy with >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that +I wetuwn'd you OwO an uWu empty messenger. +UwU TIMON. :3 O ;;w;; siw, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- +UwU TIMON. xDD Ah, my good OwO fwiend, what cheer? +x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My UwU most honyouwabwe lord, I x3 am uWu e'en uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ shame UwU that, +when >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 this uWu othew :3 day x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I ÚwÚ was OwO so +>_< unfowtunyate :3 a :3 beggaw. +UwU TIMON. :33 Think ^.^ nyot ^-^ on't, sir. +x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If you xDD had x3 sent uWu but two ^w^ houws before- +UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot cumbew >_> youw better remembrance. UwU [The ^.^ banquet +^w^ bwought >w< in] ^w^ Come, bwing in >w< aww >w< togethew. +x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Aww uWu cuvw'd >_< dishes! +OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Woyaw cheew, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +uWu THIWD LORD. Doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, ^-^ if money ÚwÚ and OwO the season can ÚwÚ yiewd it. +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How ^-^ do you? What's OwO the x3 nyews? +uWu THIWD LORD. Awcibiades :3 is banyish'd. >w< Heaw you >_> of it? +OwO FIWST AND x3 SECOND xDD WOWDS. Awcibiades banyish'd! +uWu THIWD LORD. ^.^ 'Tis so, >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 How? ^-^ how? +x3 SECOND LORD. I pray you, x3 upon ;;w;; what? +UwU TIMON. UwU My >w< wowthy fwiends, uWu wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? +uWu THIWD LORD. I'll tell you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. Here's :3 a x3 nyobwe feast toward. +x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd man ^.^ stiww. +uWu THIWD LORD. x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? +x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ^-^ does; uWu but UwU time wiww- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- +uWu THIWD LORD. I ^-^ do conceive. +UwU TIMON. >_> Each man ^-^ to his ^w^ stoow with UwU that xDD spuw as ^.^ he would ^-^ to OwO the x3 wip +>_> of his UwU mistwess; >_> youw ;;w;; diet uWu shaww >w< be in >w< aww OwO pwaces alike. UwU Make ^.^ nyot +:3 a :33 city feast >_> of it, ^-^ to let OwO the meat cool ewe ^-^ we can agree x3 upon +OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 pwace. >w< Sit, OwO sit. The UwU gods require ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ thanks: + +You gweat benyefactows, OwO spwinkwe ^-^ ouw ^w^ society with :3 thankfuwnyess. +>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own x3 gifts ^-^ make youwsewves prais'd; uWu but ;;w;; wesewve still ^-^ to +>_> give, west >_> youw ^-^ deities >w< be despised. ;;w;; Wend ^-^ to OwO each man enyough, +UwU that ^-^ onye :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot lend ^-^ to >w< anyothew; uWu fow ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ÚwÚ god-heads ^-^ to +borrow >_> of ^-^ men, x3 men would >_> fowsake OwO the xDD gods. UwU Make OwO the meat >w< be +bewuvd ^-^ mowe than OwO the man UwU that gives it. >_> Wet nyo >_< assembwy >_> of +twenty >w< be ^-^ without :3 a scowe >_> of ^.^ viwwains. >w< If there ^-^ sit twewve >w< women +at OwO the table, let :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them be- as uWu they >_> awe. The west >_> of +>_> youw uWu foes, :3 O >_< gods, OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of ^-^ Athens, >_> togethew with OwO the +^w^ common wag >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, what :3 is ÚwÚ amiss in ;;w;; them, you >_< gods, ^-^ make +suitabwe uWu fow ^w^ destwuction. >_< Fow ^.^ these my ÚwÚ pwesent fwiends, as uWu they +awe ^-^ to me nothing, OwO so in nyothing bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyothing awe +uWu they welcome. + +Uncuvw, UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and lap. UwU [The dishes awe ;;w;; uncuvwed ÚwÚ and +uWu seen ^-^ to ^.^ he :33 fuww >_> of warm ÚwÚ watew] +>_< SOME >_> SPEAK. What OwO does his ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ mean? +>_< SOME OTHER. I xDD knyow not. +UwU TIMON. May you :3 a better feast never uWu behowd, +You knot >_> of UwU mouth-fwiends! ^w^ Smoke ÚwÚ and >w< wukewawm >w< watew +^-^ Is >_> youw OwO pewfection. :3 This :3 is Timon's xDD wast; +Who, ÚwÚ stuck ÚwÚ and ^.^ spangwed with >_> youw fwattewies, +^-^ Washes ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and spwinkwes in >_> youw faces +[Throwing OwO the >w< watew in theiw :33 faces] +Your :3 weeking :3 viwwainy. Live woath'd ÚwÚ and long, +uWu Most smiling, smooth, :3 detested pawasites, +:33 Couwteous OwO destwoyews, affabwe wowves, meek bears, +You fools >_> of OwO fowtunye, trencher fwiends, >w< time's x3 fwies, +^w^ Cap ÚwÚ and knee ;;w;; swaves, ;;w;; vapouws, ÚwÚ and minute-lacks! +x3 Of man ÚwÚ and beast OwO the >_< infinyite mawady +^.^ Cwust you ^-^ quite uWu o'ew! >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou go? +>_< Soft, UwU take >w< thy ÚwÚ physic xDD fiwst; :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. +>w< Stay, I uWu wiww lend ÚwÚ thee >_> monyey, borrow none. [Thwows OwO the +dishes at ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] +>_> What, >w< aww in ^.^ motion? :33 Hencefowth >w< be nyo feast +Whereat :3 a villain's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ wewcome >w< guest. +x3 Buwn house! Sink xDD Athens! :33 Hencefowth hated >w< be +x3 Of Timon man ÚwÚ and >w< aww humanyity! Exit + +;;w;; We-entew OwO the LORDS + +OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! +x3 SECOND LORD. xDD Knyow you OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of Wowd Timon's ÚwÚ fuwy? +uWu THIWD LORD. ^-^ Push! OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? +>_< FOUWTH LORD. I ^.^ have lost my >_< gown. +OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's uWu but :3 a mad lord, ÚwÚ and UwU nyought uWu but uWu humouws sways >_> him. +ÚwÚ He >_> gave me :3 a >_> jewew th' uWu othew day, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has beat ^.^ it >_< out >_> of +my xDD hat. OwO Did you UwU see my :33 jewew? +uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? +x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe OwO 'tis. +>_< FOUWTH LORD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies my >_< gown. +OwO FIWST LORD. Let's ^-^ make nyo >_> stay. +x3 SECOND LORD. Wowd Timon's ^w^ mad. +uWu THIWD LORD. I feel't x3 upon my >_< bonyes. +>_< FOUWTH LORD. >_< Onye :3 day ^.^ he gives OwO us >_> diamonds, next :3 day stones. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens + +x3 Entew TIMON + +UwU TIMON. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ wook xDD back x3 upon thee. :3 O :3 thou x3 waww +:33 That girdles in x3 those wowves, xDD dive in OwO the :3 eawth +And :33 fence ^.^ nyot xDD Athens! :3 Matwons, xDD tuwn >_> incontinyent. +Obedience, x3 faiw in ÚwÚ chiwdwen! >_< Swaves ÚwÚ and fools, +:33 Pwuck OwO the grave ^-^ wwinkwed Senate ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bench +And >_< minyistew in theiw UwU steads. ÚwÚ To ^w^ genyewaw :33 fiwths +:3 Convewt, o' th' instant, green UwU viwginyity. +Do't in >_> youw x3 pawents' OwO eyes. Bankwupts, howd uWu fast; +>_< Wathew than render ^w^ back, >_< out with >_> youw :33 knyives +And ÚwÚ cut >_> youw trusters' >w< thwoats. Bound servants, OwO steaw: +^w^ Wawge-handed >w< wobbews >_> youw grave ;;w;; mastews awe, +And pill uWu by waw. OwO Maid, ^-^ to >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bed: +x3 Thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is o' th' brothel. >w< Son >_> of >_< sixteen, +:33 Pwuck OwO the ^w^ win'd ^w^ cwutch ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ owd ;;w;; wimping >_> siwe, +x3 With ^.^ it beat >_< out his uWu bwains. >_< Piety ÚwÚ and feaw, +Religion ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, :3 peace, justice, truth, +>_< Domestic awe, nyight-west, ÚwÚ and >w< nyeighbouwhood, +xDD Instwuction, xDD mannyews, mystewies, ÚwÚ and >w< twades, +Degwees, UwU obsewvances, customs ÚwÚ and ^w^ waws, +Decline ^-^ to >_> youw uWu confounding contraries +And let x3 confusion wive. Plagues >_> incident ^-^ to ^-^ men, +Your potent ÚwÚ and :33 infectious fevews ^-^ heap +uWu On ^-^ Athens, wipe uWu fow stwoke. Thou x3 cowd uWu sciatica, +Cwippwe ^-^ ouw senators, UwU that theiw wimbs ^-^ may :33 hawt +UwU As :3 wamewy as theiw OwO mannyews. ;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and wibewty, +x3 Cweep in OwO the ^w^ minds ÚwÚ and OwO mawwows >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, +:33 That >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of :3 viwtue uWu they ^-^ may ^-^ stwive +And drown themsewves in wiot. >_< Itches, bwains, +>_< Sow >w< aww th' Athenyian ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ cwop +Be ^w^ genyewaw wepwosy! ^.^ Bweath ^.^ infect breath, +:33 That theiw >_> society, as theiw ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ may +Be mewewy poison! Nyothing I'll bear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee +But :33 nyakednyess, :3 thou detestabwe town! +;;w;; Take :3 thou UwU that UwU too, with muwtipwying ^-^ bans. +Timon uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the woods, xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww find +^-^ Th' OwO unkindest beast ^-^ mowe kinder than ^.^ mankind. +The UwU gods ^w^ confound- hear uWu me, you good UwU gods xDD aww- +The Athenyians uWu both within ÚwÚ and >_< out UwU that >_< waww! +And :33 gwant, as Timon gwows, his UwU hate ^-^ may gwow +ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD whowe OwO wace >_> of >_> mankind, UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wow! +UwU Amen. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +x3 Athens. TIMON's house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS + +OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Heaw you, ^-^ Mastew Steward, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? +uWu Awe ^-^ we :3 undonye, UwU cast OwO off, nyothing >_< wemainying? +x3 FWAVIUS. Awack, my fellows, what shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? +>_> Wet me >w< be recorded uWu by OwO the righteous >_< gods, +I x3 am as UwU poow as you. +OwO FIWST SERVANT. Such :3 a house ÚwÚ bwoke! +^w^ So x3 nyobwe :3 a ^w^ mastew >_< faww'n! ^-^ Aww gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot +>_< Onye fwiend ^-^ to UwU take his >_> fowtunye uWu by OwO the arm +And >w< go ÚwÚ awong with OwO him? +x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu backs +From ^-^ ouw ^w^ companyion, ^-^ thwown OwO into his :33 gwave, +^w^ So his >_> famiwiaws ^-^ to his buwied :3 fowtunyes +Slink >w< aww away; xDD weave theiw false >_< vows with ^w^ him, +;;w;; Wike uWu empty :3 puwses >_< pick'd; ÚwÚ and his UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, +OwO A x3 dedicated >_< beggaw ^-^ to OwO the :3 aiw, +x3 With his ^-^ disease >_> of ^w^ aww-shunn'd poverty, +Wawks, >_< wike ^w^ contempt, awonye. Mowe >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fewwows. + +x3 Entew uWu othew UwU SEWVANTS + +x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ bwoken impwements >_> of :3 a >_< wuin'd >_< house. +uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^-^ ouw hearts wear Timon's :33 wivewy; +:33 That UwU see I uWu by ^-^ ouw >w< faces. We awe xDD fewwows stiww, +Sewving alike in sorrow. ^-^ Weak'd :3 is ^-^ ouw bawk; +And >_> we, UwU poow mates, ^.^ stand uWu on OwO the ^.^ dying ÚwÚ deck, +^w^ Heawing OwO the surges threat. We >w< must >w< aww part +x3 Into :3 this ÚwÚ sea >_> of air. +x3 FWAVIUS. Good xDD fewwows aww, +The :3 watest >_> of my wealth I'll share ÚwÚ amongst you. +^.^ Whewevew ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 meet, uWu fow Timon's UwU sake, +Let's ÚwÚ yet >w< be xDD fewwows; wet's >_< shake ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, +UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> knyeww x3 unto ^-^ ouw >_< mastew's OwO fowtunye, +x3 'We ^.^ have uWu seen better days.' >_> Wet OwO each UwU take :33 some. +[Giving them money] +;;w;; Nyay, >w< put >_< out >w< aww >_> youw hands. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ;;w;; mowe! +ÚwÚ Thus part ^-^ we rich in xDD sowwow, pawting :33 poow. +[Embrace, ÚwÚ and part uWu sevewaw >w< ways] +:3 O OwO the fiewce wretchedness UwU that >_> gwowy brings >_< us! +OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom wealth :33 exempt, +x3 Since riches point ^-^ to >w< misewy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contempt? +OwO Who would >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ mock'd with ^-^ gwowy, ^w^ ow ^-^ to live +But in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and >w< aww what OwO state uWu compounds, +But only painted, >_< wike his vawnyish'd uWu fwiends? +OwO Poow >w< honyest lord, ^w^ bwought low uWu by his >_> own xDD heawt, +:3 Undonye uWu by :3 goodnyess! Stwange, unyusuaw blood, +When ÚwÚ man's wowst xDD sin :3 is ^.^ he OwO does xDD too >w< much uWu good! +OwO Who then dawes ^-^ to >w< be half OwO so >w< kind OwO again? +>_< Fow x3 bounty, UwU that makes >_< gods, OwO does still mar ^-^ men. +UwU My ;;w;; deawest wowd- bwest ^-^ to >w< be UwU most accuwst, +UwU Wich only ^-^ to >w< be wretched- >w< thy gweat :3 fowtunyes +uWu Awe :3 made >w< thy >_> chief >_< affwictions. ^.^ Awas, >w< kind wowd! +>w< He's ÚwÚ fwung in ;;w;; wage ^-^ fwom :3 this >_< ingwatefuw x3 seat +x3 Of monstrous fwiends; :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he with him ^-^ to +xDD Suppwy his xDD wife, ^w^ ow UwU that ;;w;; which can xDD command it. +I'll follow ÚwÚ and enquire him >_< out. +I'll >w< evew sewve his :33 mind with my :33 best wiww; +>w< Whiwst I ^.^ have ^.^ gowd, I'll >w< be his ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The ^.^ woods ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the sea-shore. Before TIMON'S ÚwÚ cave + +x3 Entew TIMON in OwO the ^.^ woods + +UwU TIMON. :3 O bwessed breeding >_> sun, dwaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth +Rotten ^-^ humidity; x3 bewow >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's ^-^ owb +>_< Infect OwO the air! Twinn'd bwothews >_> of ^-^ onye >_> womb- +uWu Whose ^w^ pwocweation, uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and birth, +:3 Scawce :3 is uWu dividant- ^.^ touch them with uWu sevewaw ;;w;; fowtunyes: +The gweatew scorns OwO the x3 wessew. :3 Nyot UwU nyatuwe, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom >w< aww >_> sowes uWu way OwO siege, can bear gweat >_> fowtunye +But uWu by >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. +Raise me :3 this >_< beggaw ÚwÚ and deny't UwU that uWu wowd: +The ^w^ senyatow uWu shaww bear >_> contempt :3 heweditawy, +The >_< beggaw ÚwÚ nyative honyouw. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe lards OwO the rother's :3 sides, +The UwU want UwU that makes him lean. OwO Who :3 dawes, ^-^ who :3 dawes, +UwU In x3 puwity >_> of :3 manhood ^.^ stand x3 upwight, +And uWu say >_< 'This ÚwÚ man's :3 a UwU fwattewew'? >w< If ^-^ onye ^.^ be, +^w^ So awe uWu they uWu aww; uWu fow every x3 gwise >_> of >_> fowtunye +^-^ Is smooth'd uWu by UwU that below. The ^w^ weawnyed OwO pate +ÚwÚ Ducks ^-^ to OwO the gowden >_> foow. x3 Aww's ^.^ obwique; +There's nyothing ^w^ wevew in ^-^ ouw x3 cuwsed natures +But direct :3 viwwainy. OwO Thewefowe >w< be abhorr'd +^-^ Aww feasts, societies, ÚwÚ and throngs >_> of >_< men! +His semblable, ^-^ yea, himself, Timon disdains. +Destruction fang x3 mankind! Earth, ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 woots. +:33 [Digging] +OwO Who UwU seeks uWu fow better >_> of ^.^ thee, :33 sauce his x3 pawate +x3 With >w< thy UwU most operant :33 poison. What :3 is hewe? +Gold? ^w^ Yewwow, >_> gwittewing, pwecious UwU gowd? No, >_< gods, +I x3 am nyo :33 idwe >_< votawist. Woots, you ;;w;; cweaw >_< heavens! +ÚwÚ Thus >w< much >_> of :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make bwack >_< white, ;;w;; fouw :33 faiw, +Wrong >_< wight, base noble, ^.^ owd young, cowawd uWu vawiant. +Ha, you x3 gods! x3 why uWu this? >_> What, this, you >_< gods? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this +uWu Wiww ^-^ wug >_> youw priests ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 sides, +:33 Pwuck :33 stout xDD men's >w< piwwows ^-^ fwom x3 bewow theiw ^w^ heads- +:3 This x3 yewwow ^w^ swave +uWu Wiww xDD knyit ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ wewigions, bless th' ÚwÚ accuws'd, +UwU Make OwO the hoaw leprosy uWu adow'd, place ;;w;; thieves +And ^w^ give them titwe, xDD knyee, ÚwÚ and :3 appwobation, +x3 With xDD senyatows uWu on OwO the bench. :3 This :3 is ^.^ it +:33 That makes OwO the >_> wappen'd widow wed xDD again- +She xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ spitaw-house ÚwÚ and uwcewous >_> sowes +Wouwd UwU cast OwO the ^-^ gowge at :3 this >w< embawms ÚwÚ and x3 spices +ÚwÚ To OwO th ÚwÚ 'Apwiw :3 day again. ^w^ Come, :33 damn'd :3 eawth, +Thou ^w^ common xDD whowe >_> of >_> mankind, UwU that ^-^ puts >_> odds +x3 Among OwO the >_< wout >_> of nations, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee +Do >w< thy ^.^ wight ^.^ nyatuwe. [March ^-^ afaw >_> off] +Ha! :3 a xDD dwum? xDD Th'awt ^.^ quick, +But ÚwÚ yet I'll :33 buwy thee. >w< Thou't ÚwÚ go, >w< stwong xDD thief, +When gouty UwU keepews >_> of ÚwÚ thee cannyot :3 stand. +;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 thou >_< out uWu fow earnest. [Keeping >w< some uWu gowd] + +x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and fife, in ^.^ wawwike +:33 mannyew; ÚwÚ and :33 PHWYNyIA ÚwÚ and TIMANDRA + +uWu AWCIBIADES. What art :3 thou thewe? ;;w;; Speak. +UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beast, as :3 thou awt. The cankew OwO gnyaw >w< thy OwO heawt +>_< Fow xDD showing me UwU again OwO the eyes >_> of ^w^ man! +uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is >w< thy name? ^-^ Is man OwO so ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +:33 That art thyself :3 a man? +UwU TIMON. I x3 am Misanthropos, ÚwÚ and UwU hate ^.^ mankind. +>_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a dog, +:33 That I UwU might love ÚwÚ thee >_< something. +uWu AWCIBIADES. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +But in >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 am unweawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. +UwU TIMON. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee +I ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to know. Follow >w< thy ^-^ dwum; +x3 With ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood x3 paint OwO the >w< gwound, guwes, xDD guwes. +>w< Wewigious ;;w;; canyons, civil ^w^ waws, awe >_> cwuew; +;;w;; Then what shouwd OwO waw x3 be? :3 This feww xDD whowe >_> of UwU thinye +;;w;; Hath in xDD hew ^-^ mowe destwuction than >w< thy >_< swowd +>_< Fow >w< aww xDD hew ^-^ chewubin ;;w;; wook. +>_> PHWYNyIA. x3 Thy lips ÚwÚ wot >_< off! +UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss thee; then OwO the ÚwÚ wot wetuwns +ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own lips again. +uWu AWCIBIADES. OwO How came OwO the x3 nyobwe Timon ^-^ to :3 this uWu change? +UwU TIMON. UwU As OwO the ^-^ moon does, uWu by >_< wanting ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< give. +But then ^.^ wenyew I :33 couwd ;;w;; nyot, >_< wike OwO the moon; +Thewe ;;w;; wewe nyo suns ^-^ to borrow >_> of. +uWu AWCIBIADES. x3 Nyobwe >_< Timon, +What friendship ^-^ may I ^-^ do OwO thee? +UwU TIMON. None, uWu but ^-^ to +Maintain my ^-^ opinyion. +uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is it, ^-^ Timon? +UwU TIMON. >w< Pwomise me ^.^ fwiendship, uWu but OwO pewfowm none. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot +;;w;; pwomise, OwO the UwU gods pwague ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art ^w^ man! >w< If :3 thou OwO dost +;;w;; pewfowm, xDD confound ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ man! +uWu AWCIBIADES. I ^.^ have heard in >w< some sort >_> of >w< thy misewies. +UwU TIMON. Thou saw'st them when I xDD had prosperity. +uWu AWCIBIADES. I UwU see them UwU nyow; then ÚwÚ was :3 a bwessed xDD time. +UwU TIMON. UwU As UwU thinye :3 is nyow, held with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of harlots. +;;w;; TIMANDWA. ^-^ Is :3 this th' Athenyian :3 minyion xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd +x3 Voic'd OwO so regardfully? +UwU TIMON. Awt :3 thou :3 Timandwa? +;;w;; TIMANDWA. ÚwÚ Yes. +UwU TIMON. Be :3 a xDD whowe still; uWu they love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; use thee. +>w< Give them ÚwÚ diseases, ^w^ weaving with ÚwÚ thee theiw uWu wust. +UwU Make ;;w;; use >_> of >w< thy salt OwO houws. x3 Season OwO the slaves +>_< Fow uWu tubs ÚwÚ and baths; bwing ;;w;; down x3 wose-cheek'd xDD youth +ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 tub-fast ÚwÚ and OwO the diet. +;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, monstew! +uWu AWCIBIADES. Pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet Timandra, uWu fow his xDD wits +uWu Awe ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and lost in his cawamities. +I ^.^ have uWu but wittwe gold >_> of :3 wate, bwave >_< Timon, +The UwU want ^w^ wheweof doth ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ make uWu wevowt +UwU In my ^-^ penyuwious >w< band. I ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and griev'd, +OwO How x3 cuwsed ^-^ Athens, mindwess >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wowth, +^w^ Fowgetting >w< thy gweat >_< deeds, when UwU nyeighbouw UwU states, +But uWu fow >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, >w< twod x3 upon ^w^ them- +UwU TIMON. I ÚwÚ pwithee beat >w< thy uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. +uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity ^.^ thee, dear OwO Timon. +UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pity him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost :33 twoubwe? +I xDD had wathew >w< be awonye. +uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< some gold uWu fow thee. +UwU TIMON. Keep OwO it: I cannyot xDD eat it. +uWu AWCIBIADES. When I ^.^ have >_> waid >_> pwoud :33 Athens uWu on :3 a heap- +UwU TIMON. x3 Waw'st :3 thou >w< 'gainst Athens? +uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ cause. +UwU TIMON. The UwU gods xDD confound them >w< aww in >w< thy >_> conquest; +And ÚwÚ thee aftew, when :3 thou x3 hast >w< conquew'd! +uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU Why uWu me, ^-^ Timon? +UwU TIMON. :33 That uWu by :33 kiwwing >_> of >_< viwwains +Thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to OwO conquew my countwy. +x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. Here's >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. +Be as :3 a pwanyetawy plague, when OwO Juv +uWu Wiww o'ew >w< some x3 high-vic'd :33 city >_> hang his :3 poison +UwU In OwO the uWu sick air; let ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ skip ^w^ onye. +UwU Pity ^.^ nyot UwU honyouw'd :3 age uWu fow his >_> white >_> beawd: +ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an usuwew. Stwike me OwO the >w< countewfeit ^w^ matwon: +^w^ It :3 is xDD hew :33 habit only UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, +ÚwÚ Hewsewf's :3 a bawd. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> viwgin's ^-^ cheek +UwU Make ^.^ soft >w< thy :3 twenchant swowd; uWu fow x3 those >_< miwk >_> paps +:33 That OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ window :33 baws ^-^ bowe at xDD men's eyes +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot within OwO the weaf >_> of ^-^ pity ^w^ wwit, +But xDD set them ;;w;; down horrible x3 twaitows. uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; babe +uWu Whose >_< dimpwed >_> smiwes ^-^ fwom fools >w< exhaust theiw >_> mewcy; +:33 Think ^.^ it :3 a xDD bastawd xDD whom OwO the >w< owacwe +;;w;; Hath doubtfully pwonyounc'd >w< thy ^w^ thwoat uWu shaww cut, +And mince ^.^ it sans UwU wemowse. OwO Sweaw x3 against >_< abjects; +x3 Put xDD awmouw uWu on UwU thinye ears ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU thinye >_> eyes, +uWu Whose >_> pwoof :3 nyow >_> yewws >_> of >w< mothews, >w< maids, :3 nyow UwU babes, +Nyow OwO sight >_> of priests in holy ;;w;; vestments bweeding, +:33 Shaww >w< piewce :3 a :3 jot. There's gold ^-^ to pay >w< thy sowdiews. +UwU Make uWu wawge ÚwÚ confusion; :3 and, >w< thy :3 fuwy x3 spent, +;;w;; Confounded >w< be thysewf! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. +uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hast :3 thou gold :3 yet? I'll UwU take OwO the gold :3 thou >w< givest uWu me, +:3 Nyot >w< aww >w< thy x3 counsew. +UwU TIMON. Dost thou, ^w^ ow OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's ^w^ cuwse x3 upon thee! +:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Give OwO us >w< some ^.^ gowd, good OwO Timon. +xDD Hast :3 thou >_> mowe? +UwU TIMON. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD whowe forswear xDD hew UwU twade, +And ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< whowes :3 a bawd. Hold uWu up, you >w< swuts, +Your >_< apwons mountant; you awe ^.^ nyot >_< oathabwe, +UwU Awthough I xDD knyow ^w^ you'ww sweaw, ^-^ tewwibwy sweaw, +x3 Into >w< stwong shuddews ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ heavenwy ÚwÚ agues, +^-^ Th' immortal UwU gods UwU that hear you. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 oaths; +I'll xDD twust ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ conditions. Be >w< whowes still; +And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU pious >_> bweath UwU seeks ^-^ to ;;w;; convewt :3 you- +Be >w< stwong in whore, x3 awwuwe ^w^ him, >_< buwn him up; +>_> Wet >_> youw :33 cwose x3 fiwe pwedominyate his OwO smoke, +And >w< be nyo turncoats. >_> Yet ^-^ may >_> youw x3 pains OwO six ^.^ months +Be ^-^ quite xDD contwawy! And UwU thatch >_> youw UwU poow xDD thin :3 woofs +x3 With x3 buwdens >_> of OwO the ^.^ dead- >w< some UwU that ;;w;; wewe hang'd, +:3 Nyo OwO mattew. OwO Weaw ;;w;; them, :33 betway with ^.^ them. :33 Whowe still; +Paint ÚwÚ tiww :3 a horse ^-^ may UwU miwe x3 upon >_> youw face. +OwO A UwU pox >_> of wrinkles! +:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Weww, ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. What ^.^ then? +xDD Bewieve't UwU that ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow >w< gowd. +UwU TIMON. Consumptions sow +UwU In >w< howwow bones >_> of >w< man; strike theiw shawp ^w^ shins, +And mar xDD men's spuwwing. ^.^ Cwack OwO the ^-^ wawyew's OwO voice, +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may never ^-^ mowe false title ^-^ pwead, +Nyow :33 sound his ^.^ quiwwets :3 shwiwwy. Hoar OwO the flamen, +:33 That >_> scowds x3 against OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of ^.^ fwesh +And ^.^ nyot bewieves :3 himsewf. x3 Down with OwO the nyose, +x3 Down with ^.^ it flat, UwU take OwO the >_> bwidge ^-^ quite away +x3 Of him UwU that, his pawticuwaw ^-^ to ;;w;; fowesee, +>_< Smewws ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 weaw. UwU Make cuww'd-pate :33 wuffians OwO bawd, +And let OwO the xDD unscaww'd ^w^ bwaggawts >_> of OwO the OwO waw +Dewive >w< some pain ^-^ fwom you. Plague aww, +:33 That >_> youw activity ^-^ may x3 defeat ÚwÚ and ^.^ queww +The souwce >_> of >w< aww x3 ewection. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. +Do you x3 damn >w< othews, ÚwÚ and let :3 this x3 damn you, +And ^-^ ditches grave you all! +:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Mowe counsew with ^-^ mowe >_> monyey, >w< bounteous +OwO Timon. +UwU TIMON. Mowe whore, ^-^ mowe mischief xDD fiwst; I ^.^ have >w< given you earnest. +uWu AWCIBIADES. Stwike OwO up OwO the uWu dwum towards x3 Athens. Faweweww, >w< Timon; +>w< If I thrive well, I'll >w< visit ÚwÚ thee again. +UwU TIMON. >w< If I >w< hope well, I'll never UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. +uWu AWCIBIADES. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee hawm. +UwU TIMON. x3 Yes, :3 thou >_< spok'st ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> me. +uWu AWCIBIADES. Caww'st :3 thou UwU that harm? +UwU TIMON. Men ;;w;; daiwy find it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take +x3 Thy ÚwÚ beagwes with thee. +uWu AWCIBIADES. We uWu but offend >_> him. :33 Stwike. +>_> Dwum :33 beats. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TIMON +UwU TIMON. :33 That UwU nyatuwe, being uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ man's unkindnyess, +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet >w< be hungwy! ÚwÚ Common mothew, thou, :33 [Digging] +uWu Whose >_> womb :3 unmeasuwabwe ÚwÚ and >_< infinyite uWu bweast +Teems ÚwÚ and feeds uWu aww; uWu whose ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ mettwe, +^.^ Wheweof >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO chiwd, awwogant man, :3 is >_> puff'd, +x3 Engendews OwO the bwack >_< toad ÚwÚ and x3 addew >w< bwue, +The x3 giwded OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and eyeless venom'd wowm, +x3 With >w< aww th' abhowwed births x3 bewow >_> cwisp >w< heaven +uWu Wheweon ^w^ Hypewion's UwU quick'nying x3 fiwe doth UwU shinye- +Yield ^w^ him, ^-^ who >w< aww >w< thy human >_< sons doth ^.^ hate, +From :3 fowth >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ bosom, ^-^ onye UwU poow ^w^ woot! +Ensear >w< thy :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ and conceptious uWu womb, +>_> Wet ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe bwing >_< out >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! +uWu Go gweat with ^-^ tigews, dragons, wowves, ÚwÚ and beaws; +Teem with OwO nyew monstews xDD whom >w< thy ^.^ upwawd ;;w;; face +;;w;; Hath ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mawbwed UwU mansion >w< aww :33 abuv +uWu Nyevew x3 pwesented!- :33 O, :3 a ^w^ woot! UwU Deaw thanks!- +;;w;; Dwy OwO up >w< thy mawwows, vines, ÚwÚ and uWu pwough-town weas, +^.^ Wheweof >_< ingwatefuw man, with liquorish >w< dwaughts +And ^.^ mowsews xDD unctuous, ^w^ gweases his ÚwÚ puwe UwU mind, +:33 That ^-^ fwom ^.^ it >w< aww consideration OwO swips- + +x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS + +Mowe man? ^-^ Pwague, pwague! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I ÚwÚ was >_< diwected hithew. Men wepowt +Thou OwO dost :3 affect my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and OwO dost ;;w;; use ^.^ them. +UwU TIMON. OwO 'Tis, then, ^.^ because :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 a dog, +x3 Whom I would UwU imitate. ÚwÚ Consumption catch thee! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 This :3 is in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but infected, +OwO A UwU poow >_< unmanwy >_> mewanchowy ^w^ spwung +From >_> change >_> of xDD fowtunye. UwU Why :3 this ^w^ spade, :3 this :3 pwace? +:3 This ^-^ swave-wike :33 habit ÚwÚ and ^.^ these looks >_> of x3 cawe? +x3 Thy ^w^ fwattewews ÚwÚ yet wear silk, dwink winye, lie soft, +>_> Hug theiw OwO diseas'd UwU pewfumes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot +:33 That >w< evew Timon ÚwÚ was. Shame ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods +By OwO putting uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of :3 a cawpew. +Be :3 thou :3 a fwattewew nyow, ÚwÚ and >w< seek ^-^ to thrive +By UwU that ;;w;; which >_> has undonye ÚwÚ thee: xDD hinge >w< thy xDD knyee, +And let his vewy >_> bweath xDD whom x3 thou'wt observe +^-^ Bwow x3 off >w< thy xDD cap; UwU pwaise his UwU most OwO vicious ^.^ stwain, +And caww ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. Thou >_< wast told ;;w;; thus; +Thou ÚwÚ gav'st UwU thinye eaws, >_< wike tapsters UwU that bade welcome, +ÚwÚ To knyaves ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 appwoachews. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^.^ just +:33 That :3 thou xDD tuwn :33 wascaw; xDD hadst :3 thou wealth UwU again +Rascals shouwd ÚwÚ have't. Do ^.^ nyot assume my OwO wikenyess. +UwU TIMON. Were I >_< wike ^.^ thee, :3 I'd thwow away ^-^ mysewf. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou x3 hast UwU cast away ÚwÚ thysewf, being >_< wike thysewf; +OwO A >_< madman OwO so long, :3 nyow :3 a >_> foow. >_> What, think'st +:33 That OwO the >_< bweak :3 aiw, >w< thy :33 boistewous >_< chambewwain, +uWu Wiww >w< put >w< thy OwO shiwt uWu on warm? uWu Wiww ^.^ these ^.^ moist trees, +:33 That ^.^ have outwiv'd OwO the :33 eagwe, ;;w;; page >w< thy ^.^ heews +And ÚwÚ skip when :3 thou UwU point'st ^w^ out? uWu Wiww OwO the x3 cowd brook, +Candied with x3 ice, caudle >w< thy xDD mownying ÚwÚ taste +ÚwÚ To cure >w< thy o'ernight's :3 suwfeit? ^-^ Caww OwO the cweatuwes +uWu Whose ^.^ nyaked natures live in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ spite +x3 Of wweakfuw UwU heaven, uWu whose x3 bawe >_< unhoused ;;w;; twunks, +ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 confwicting >_< ewements :3 expos'd, +Answer mere :33 nyatuwe- ;;w;; bid them fwattew thee. +:33 O, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- +UwU TIMON. OwO A OwO foow >_> of thee. Depart. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I love ÚwÚ thee better :3 nyow than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. +UwU TIMON. I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee >w< wowse. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Why? +UwU TIMON. Thou flatter'st ^w^ misewy. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I fwattew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu say :3 thou art :3 a caitiff. +UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek me ^w^ out? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To uWu vex thee. +UwU TIMON. Always :3 a villain's >w< office ^w^ ow :3 a fool's. +Dost >w< pwease thyself :3 in't? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. +UwU TIMON. >_> What, :3 a ^.^ knyave too? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou didst >w< put :3 this sour-cold :33 habit uWu on +ÚwÚ To UwU castigate >w< thy :33 pwide, 'twere ;;w;; weww; uWu but :3 thou +Dost ^.^ it enfowcedwy. xDD Thou'dst ;;w;; couwtiew >w< be UwU again +OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 beggaw. ^.^ Wiwwing >w< misewy +Outwives ÚwÚ incewtain uWu pomp, :3 is xDD cwown'd >_> befowe. +The ^-^ onye :3 is ^w^ fiwwing stiww, never complete; +The xDD othew, at UwU high wish. :33 Best state, ^w^ contentwess, +;;w;; Hath :3 a ^.^ distwacted ÚwÚ and UwU most wwetched being, +UwU Wowse than OwO the worst, ÚwÚ content. +Thou shouwd'st desiwe ^-^ to x3 die, being :33 misewabwe. +UwU TIMON. :3 Nyot uWu by his >_> bweath UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 misewabwe. +Thou art :3 a ^w^ swave xDD whom Fowtunye's >w< tendew arm +x3 With :3 favouw never ÚwÚ cwasp'd, uWu but bwed :3 a >_< dog. +uWu Hadst thou, >_< wike OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst >_> swath, proceeded +The ^w^ sweet degrees UwU that :3 this bwief x3 wowwd affowds +ÚwÚ To such as ^-^ may OwO the passive drugs >_> of ^.^ it +Freely ^.^ command, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have plung'd thyself +UwU In ^w^ genyewaw :33 wiot, uWu mewted ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD youth +UwU In diffewent ÚwÚ beds >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and never ^w^ weawn'd +The icy OwO pwecepts >_> of :33 wespect, uWu but ^-^ fowwowed +The xDD sug'wed uWu game before thee. But ÚwÚ mysewf, +OwO Who xDD had OwO the x3 wowwd as my >_< confectionyawy; +The uWu mouths, OwO the OwO tongues, OwO the >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts >_> of x3 men +^.^ At duty, ^-^ mowe than I :33 couwd fwame employment; +:33 That nyumbewwess x3 upon me ^-^ stuck, as leaves +Do uWu on OwO the uWu oak, ^.^ have with ^-^ onye wintew's x3 bwush +x3 Feww ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ boughs, ÚwÚ and weft me ^.^ open, x3 bawe +>_< Fow every :3 stowm UwU that ^w^ bwows- I ^-^ to bear this, +:33 That never knew uWu but :3 bettew, :3 is >w< some burden. +x3 Thy ^-^ nyatuwe >_> did commence in >_> suffewance; UwU time +;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hawd >w< in't. UwU Why shouldst :3 thou UwU hate ^.^ men? +^.^ They never flatter'd thee. What x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ given? +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt curse, >w< thy fathew, UwU that UwU poow :3 wag, +Must >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; subject; :3 who, in >_> spite, >w< put stuff +ÚwÚ To >w< some she-beggar ÚwÚ and ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ thee +OwO Poow wogue heweditawy. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone. +>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown OwO the wowst >_> of ^-^ men, +Thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and uWu fwattewew. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt :3 thou >_> pwoud :3 yet? +UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot thee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO I, UwU that I ÚwÚ was +:3 Nyo >_> pwodigaw. +UwU TIMON. OwO I, UwU that I x3 am ^-^ onye OwO nyow. +Were >w< aww OwO the wealth I ^.^ have OwO shut OwO up in ^.^ thee, +:3 I'd ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. +:33 That OwO the xDD whowe life >_> of :33 Athens ;;w;; wewe in x3 this! +ÚwÚ Thus would I xDD eat it. :3 [Eating :3 a woot] +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Here! I uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy ^-^ feast. +[Offewing him UwU food] +UwU TIMON. >w< Fiwst OwO mend my ^-^ company: UwU take away thysewf. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So I uWu shaww OwO mend >_< minye >_> own uWu by th' wack >_> of >w< thinye. +UwU TIMON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_> mended >w< so; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 botch'd. +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I would ^.^ it :3 wewe. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^-^ to Athens? +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Thee thithew in :3 a whirlwind. >w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, +>_> Teww them there I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; look, OwO so I have. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow >w< gowd. +UwU TIMON. The :33 best ÚwÚ and uWu twuest; +>_< Fow here ^.^ it sweeps ÚwÚ and OwO does nyo hired hawm. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe ^-^ wiest :3 a OwO nyights, ^-^ Timon? +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Undew that's :33 abuv >_> me. +:3 Whewe ÚwÚ feed'st :3 thou :3 a OwO days, x3 Apemantus? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe my :3 stomach. ^.^ finds ^-^ meat; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, xDD whewe I xDD eat it. +UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 poison ;;w;; wewe ^-^ obedient, ÚwÚ and knew my mind! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe wouldst :3 thou ^-^ send it? +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To :33 sauce >w< thy ;;w;; dishes. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. The middwe >_> of humanyity :3 thou never ÚwÚ knyewest, uWu but OwO the +>_> extwemity >_> of uWu both >_> ends. When :3 thou >_< wast in >w< thy OwO giwt ÚwÚ and >w< thy +pewfume, uWu they ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD too >w< much cuwiosity; in >w< thy ^.^ wags +:3 thou uWu knyow'st x3 nyonye, uWu but art UwU despis'd uWu fow OwO the contrary. There's :3 a +medlar uWu fow thee; xDD eat it. +UwU TIMON. uWu On what I UwU hate I :33 feed not. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost UwU hate :3 a >_< medwaw? +UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook >_< wike thee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. An th' xDD hadst hated xDD medwaws xDD soonyew, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have +loved thyself better OwO nyow. What man didst :3 thou >w< evew xDD knyow unthrift +UwU that ÚwÚ was bewuvd aftew his ;;w;; means? +UwU TIMON. Who, ^-^ without x3 those :3 means :3 thou tawk'st :33 of, didst :3 thou >w< evew +xDD knyow xDD bewov'd? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Mysewf. +UwU TIMON. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou xDD hadst >w< some :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a >_< dog. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. What >w< things in OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu nyeawest compawe ^-^ to +>w< thy UwU fwattewews? +UwU TIMON. xDD Women ^-^ nyeawest; uWu but ^-^ men, x3 men awe OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. What +wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do with OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in >w< thy +>_> powew? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Give ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of OwO the ^-^ men. +UwU TIMON. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have thyself ^-^ faww in OwO the x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and +>_< wemain :3 a beast with OwO the x3 beasts? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Ay, OwO Timon. +UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beastwy ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods gwant ÚwÚ thee x3 t' attain to! +>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ;;w;; wion, OwO the :3 fox would beguiwe thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt +OwO the ^w^ wamb, OwO the :3 fox would xDD eat thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ÚwÚ fox, OwO the x3 wion +would :3 suspect ^.^ thee, xDD when, peradventure, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the +ass. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ass, >w< thy ;;w;; duwnyess would >_> towment thee; ÚwÚ and +still :3 thou wiv'dst uWu but as :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the :33 wowf. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt +OwO the wowf, >w< thy gweedinyess would affwict ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft :3 thou +shouldst ;;w;; hazawd >w< thy life uWu fow >w< thy uWu dinnyew. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :33 unyicown, +uWu pwide ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath would xDD confound ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf OwO the +:3 conquest >_> of >w< thy fury. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^-^ beaw, :3 thou wouldst >w< be xDD kiww'd uWu by +OwO the x3 howse; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a OwO howse, :3 thou wouldst >w< be >w< seiz'd uWu by OwO the +weopawd; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a ^.^ weopawd, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; gewman ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and +OwO the >_< spots >_> of >w< thy UwU kindwed ;;w;; wewe UwU juwows uWu on >w< thy wife. ^-^ Aww >w< thy >_> safety +;;w;; wewe remotion, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 defence x3 absence. What beast uWu couwdst :3 thou +>w< be UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO beast? And what beast art :3 thou +uWu awweady, UwU that >w< seest ^.^ nyot >w< thy woss in transformation! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< pwease me with ;;w;; speaking ^-^ to uWu me, :3 thou +x3 mightst ^.^ have :3 hit x3 upon ^.^ it here. The commonweawth >_> of :33 Athens :3 is +ÚwÚ become :3 a fowest >_> of beasts. +UwU TIMON. OwO How >_> has OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 bwoke OwO the waww, UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of OwO the +xDD city? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Yondew comes :3 a :3 poet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ paintew. The pwague >_> of >_> company +^.^ wight x3 upon thee! I uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to catch it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give way. When I +xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ewse ^-^ to uWu do, I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee again. +UwU TIMON. When there :3 is nyothing :3 wiving uWu but ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be +welcome. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog than Apemantus. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< aww OwO the fools >_> awive. +UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 thou ^w^ wewt cwean enough ^-^ to UwU spit x3 upon! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO A pwague uWu on thee! :3 thou art xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to curse. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww >_< viwwains UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ thee awe >_> puwe. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe :3 is nyo leprosy uWu but what :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. +UwU TIMON. >w< If I name thee. +I'll beat ^w^ thee- uWu but I shouwd ^.^ infect my hands. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. I would my :33 tongue :33 couwd ÚwÚ wot them >_< off! +UwU TIMON. Away, :3 thou xDD issue >_> of :3 a xDD mangy xDD dog! +OwO Chowew OwO does :33 kiww me UwU that :3 thou art x3 awive; +I :33 swoon ^-^ to UwU see thee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ buwst! +UwU TIMON. Away, +Thou >w< tedious wogue! I x3 am >_< sowwy I uWu shaww wose +OwO A stonye uWu by thee. [Thwows :3 a stonye at xDD him] +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Beast! +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Swave! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Toad! +UwU TIMON. ^.^ Wogue, wogue, wogue! +I x3 am uWu sick >_> of :3 this false UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww love UwU nyought +But x3 even OwO the mere ^-^ nyecessities ÚwÚ upon't. +>_> Then, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwepawe >w< thy grave; +Wie xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ wight foam >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ may beat +x3 Thy x3 gwavestonye daiwy; ^-^ make UwU thinye OwO epitaph, +:33 That death in me at >_> othews' ;;w;; wives ^-^ may laugh. +[Looks at OwO the uWu gowd] :3 O :3 thou ^w^ sweet >_< king-kiwwew, ÚwÚ and dear divorce +'Twixt :3 nyatuwaw :3 son ÚwÚ and ^w^ siwe! :3 thou UwU bwight ^.^ defiwew +x3 Of >_> Hymen's puwest bed! :3 thou ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Maws! +Thou >w< evew young, fresh, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and delicate wooew, +uWu Whose x3 bwush doth ^-^ thaw OwO the consecrated snyow +:33 That :3 wies uWu on ^w^ Dian's wap! :3 thou visibwe god, +:33 That ;;w;; sowd'west :33 cwose impossibilities, +And ;;w;; mak'st them :3 kiss! UwU that OwO speak'st with every :33 tongue +ÚwÚ To every puwpose! :3 O :3 thou ^.^ touch >_> of heawts! +:33 Think >w< thy ^w^ swave man >_< webews, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy :3 viwtue +ÚwÚ Set them OwO into uWu confounding :3 odds, UwU that ^.^ beasts +May ^.^ have OwO the x3 wowwd in ^-^ empiwe! +;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd 'twere so! +But ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU dead. I'll uWu say th' x3 hast >w< gowd. +Thou xDD wiwt >w< be x3 thwong'd ^-^ to >w< showtwy. +UwU TIMON. uWu Thwong'd UwU to? +;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. +UwU TIMON. x3 Thy ^w^ back, I :33 pwithee. +;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and love >w< thy xDD misewy! +UwU TIMON. Wong live so, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< die! xDD [Exit ;;w;; APEMANTUS] I x3 am quit. Mowe +>w< things >_< wike ^.^ men? xDD Eat, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew OwO the BANDITTI + +OwO FIWST BANDIT. :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 this UwU gowd? ^w^ It :3 is >w< some UwU poow +fwagment, >w< some x3 swendew owt >_> of his >_> wemaindew. The mere UwU want >_> of +gold ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD fawwing-fwom >_> of his fwiends :33 dwuv him OwO into :3 this +mewanchowy. +x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^w^ It :3 is nyois'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a mass >_> of >w< tweasuwe. +uWu THIWD BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make OwO the >w< assay x3 upon him; ^-^ if ^.^ he cawe ^.^ nyot UwU fow't, +^.^ he uWu wiww :3 suppwy OwO us easiwy; ^-^ if ^.^ he covetously ;;w;; wesewve it, how +>w< shaww's >_< get it? +x3 SECOND BANDIT. True; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu beaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis xDD hid. +OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 he? +BANDITTI. ^-^ Whewe? +x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO descwiption. +uWu THIWD BANDIT. x3 He; I xDD knyow >_> him. +BANDITTI. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, ^-^ Timon! +UwU TIMON. Nyow, ^.^ thieves? +BANDITTI. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ thieves. +UwU TIMON. Both UwU too, ÚwÚ and women's :33 sons. +BANDITTI. We awe ^.^ nyot thieves, uWu but x3 men UwU that >w< much ^-^ do :3 want. +UwU TIMON. Your :3 gweatest UwU want ;;w;; is, you UwU want >w< much >_> of meat. +UwU Why shouwd you :3 want? >_< Behowd, OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; hath xDD woots; +xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe >_< bweak :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ hundwed springs; +The >_< oaks bear :3 mast, OwO the ^-^ bwiaws uWu scawwet >_> hips; +The >w< bounteous housewife :3 Nyatuwe uWu on OwO each :3 bush +ÚwÚ Ways xDD hew :33 fuww UwU mess before you. ^w^ Want! UwU Why :3 want? +OwO FIWST BANDIT. We cannyot live uWu on ^.^ gwass, uWu on berries, ^w^ watew, +UwU As ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ fishes. +UwU TIMON. Nyow uWu on OwO the ^.^ beasts themsewves, OwO the biwds, ÚwÚ and fishes; +You >w< must xDD eat ^-^ men. >_> Yet ^w^ thanks I >w< must you UwU con +:33 That you awe ;;w;; thieves :33 pwofess'd, UwU that you wowk ^.^ nyot +UwU In >w< howiew >_< shapes; uWu fow there :3 is :33 boundwess uWu theft +UwU In limited >w< pwofessions. Rascal thieves, +Here's >w< gowd. Go, x3 suck OwO the subtle UwU bwood o' th' ^w^ gwape +;;w;; Tiww OwO the UwU high fever :33 seethe >_> youw UwU bwood ^-^ to fwoth, +And OwO so ^w^ scape :33 hanging. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 physician; +His OwO antidotes awe poison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he slays +^-^ Moe than you :3 wob. ;;w;; Take wealth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives >_< togethew; +Do uWu viwwainy, uWu do, >_< since you uWu pwotest ^-^ to UwU do't, +;;w;; Wike ^.^ wowkmen. I'll example you with ^w^ thievewy: +The ^w^ sun's :3 a xDD thief, ÚwÚ and with his gweat attwaction +Robs OwO the UwU vast xDD sea; OwO the moon's OwO an :33 awwant xDD thief, +And xDD hew OwO pawe x3 fiwe ^.^ she snyatches ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; sun; +The ;;w;; sea's :3 a xDD thief, uWu whose :3 wiquid uWu suwge wesowves +The ^-^ moon OwO into salt teaws; OwO the >w< eawth's :3 a xDD thief, +:33 That feeds ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds uWu by :3 a uWu compostuwe stow'n +From gen'waw uWu excwement- OwO each thing's :3 a >w< thief. +The ^w^ waws, >_> youw ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and whip, in theiw xDD wough power +xDD Has >_< uncheck'd >_> theft. ^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ youwsewves; ^w^ away, +>_> Wob ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. xDD Cut xDD thwoats; +^-^ Aww UwU that you ^.^ meet awe ^w^ thieves. ÚwÚ To :33 Athens ÚwÚ go, +:33 Bweak open ^w^ shops; nyothing can you >_< steaw +But ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do wose it. >_> Steaw ^.^ nyot less uWu fow :3 this +I ^w^ give OwO you; ÚwÚ and gold xDD confound you howsoe'ew! +UwU Amen. +uWu THIWD BANDIT. xDD Has ^w^ awmost OwO chawm'd me ^-^ fwom my >_< pwofession uWu by +persuading me ^-^ to it. +OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis in OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :33 mankind UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises +>_< us; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO us thrive in ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. +x3 SECOND BANDIT. I'll believe him as OwO an enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw my +trade. +OwO FIWST BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ fiwst UwU see xDD peace in x3 Athens. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU time OwO so +xDD misewabwe uWu but :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be true. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ THIEVES + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^-^ to TIMON + +x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O you x3 gods! +^-^ Is yond UwU despis'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wuinyous man my UwU wowd? +>w< Fuww >_> of UwU decay ÚwÚ and >_> faiwing? :3 O :33 monyument +And wonder >_> of good deeds evilly ÚwÚ bestow'd! +What OwO an alteration >_> of uWu honyouw +xDD Has x3 desp'wate UwU want :3 made! +What ^.^ viwew xDD thing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth than fwiends, +OwO Who can bwing nyobwest ^w^ minds ^-^ to ÚwÚ basest ends! +OwO How ^-^ wawewy OwO does ^.^ it ^.^ meet with :3 this >w< time's x3 guise, +When man ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd ^-^ to love his enemies! +>_> Gwant I ^-^ may >w< evew love, ÚwÚ and wathew ^w^ woo +Those UwU that would mischief me than x3 those UwU that >w< do! +xDD Has >_> caught me in his eye; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesent +UwU My >w< honyest >w< gwief x3 unto ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and as my lord +OwO Stiww sewve him with my wife. UwU My ;;w;; deawest >w< mastew! +UwU TIMON. xDD Away! What art thou? +x3 FWAVIUS. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot uWu me, sir? +UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ that? I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww ^w^ men; +>_> Then, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< gwant'st th'art :3 a man, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot thee. +x3 FWAVIUS. An >w< honyest UwU poow ^-^ sewvant >_> of ^w^ youws. +UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Then I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. +I never xDD had >w< honyest man about uWu me, :3 I. +^-^ Aww I ^-^ kept ;;w;; wewe knaves, ^-^ to sewve in meat ^-^ to ^.^ viwwains. +x3 FWAVIUS. The UwU gods awe ;;w;; witnyess, +;;w;; Nyev'w >_> did UwU poow ^.^ stewawd wear :3 a twuew >w< gwief +>_< Fow his undonye lord than >_< minye eyes uWu fow you. +UwU TIMON. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? Come ^.^ nyeawew. ;;w;; Then I love ÚwÚ thee +xDD Because :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discwaim'st +Fwinty >_> mankind, uWu whose eyes ^-^ do never ^w^ give +But thowough wust ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughtew. Pity's ^w^ sweeping. +Strange times, UwU that weep with laughing, ^.^ nyot with ^w^ weeping! +x3 FWAVIUS. I UwU beg >_> of you ^-^ to xDD knyow uWu me, good my lord, +^.^ T' accept my gwief, ÚwÚ and UwU whiwst :3 this UwU poow wealth ^-^ wasts +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain me as >_> youw ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. +UwU TIMON. Had I :3 a ^.^ stewawd +^w^ So true, OwO so UwU just, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO so comfortable? +^w^ It ^w^ awmost ;;w;; tuwns my dangewous ^-^ nyatuwe xDD miwd. +>_> Wet me >w< behowd >w< thy face. :33 Suwewy, :3 this man +>_> Was :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. +uWu Fowgive my ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and OwO exceptwess :33 washnyess, +You perpetual-sober x3 gods! I ^-^ do :3 pwocwaim +>_< Onye >w< honyest :3 man- >_> mistake me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU onye; +:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< pway- ÚwÚ and :33 he's :3 a ^w^ stewawd. +OwO How fain would I ^.^ have hated >w< aww x3 mankind! +And :3 thou redeem'st thysewf. But aww, :33 save ^.^ thee, +I feww with curses. +x3 Methinks :3 thou art ^-^ mowe >w< honyest :3 nyow than x3 wise; +>_< Fow uWu by ÚwÚ oppwessing ÚwÚ and betraying me +Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have sooner ^w^ got another ^-^ sewvice; +>_< Fow many OwO so ^-^ awwive at uWu second ;;w;; mastews +:3 Upon theiw ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ nyeck. But tell me true, +>_< Fow I >w< must >w< evew x3 doubt >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so ;;w;; suwe, +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> kindnyess subtle, covetous, +>w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 usuwing >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and as rich x3 men ^-^ deaw ÚwÚ gifts, +^.^ Expecting in xDD wetuwn twenty uWu fow ÚwÚ onye? +x3 FWAVIUS. No, my UwU most >w< wowthy :3 mastew, in uWu whose uWu bweast +Doubt ÚwÚ and suspect, alas, awe ^.^ pwac'd xDD too uWu wate! +You shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd false xDD times when you >_> did feast: +ÚwÚ Suspect still comes xDD whewe OwO an ^-^ estate :3 is >w< weast. +:33 That ;;w;; which I show, >w< heaven knows, :3 is mewewy love, +^w^ Duty, ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU unmatched UwU mind, +Cawe >_> of >_> youw >_< food ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and believe it, +UwU My UwU most UwU honyouw'd lord, +>_< Fow ^-^ any benefit UwU that OwO points ^-^ to uWu me, +x3 Eithew in >w< hope ^w^ ow >w< pwesent, :3 I'd exchange +>_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO wish, UwU that you xDD had power ÚwÚ and wealth +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wequite me uWu by :33 making rich OwO youwsewf. +UwU TIMON. Wook ^.^ thee, 'tis so! Thou :33 singwy >w< honyest man, +Here, take. The >_< gods, >_< out >_> of my misery, +>_< Have x3 sent ÚwÚ thee >w< tweasuwe. Go, live rich ÚwÚ and happy, +But ;;w;; thus UwU condition'd; :3 thou ^-^ shawt build ^-^ fwom ^w^ men; +;;w;; Hate aww, ^w^ cuwse aww, show charity ^-^ to x3 nyonye, +But let OwO the famish'd ^.^ fwesh slide ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bonye +Ewe :3 thou relieve OwO the :3 beggaw. >w< Give ^-^ to ;;w;; dogs +What :3 thou deniest ^-^ to ^w^ men; let ;;w;; pwisons swawwow >w< 'em, +>_> Debts >_< withew >w< 'em ^-^ to nothing. Be x3 men >_< wike OwO bwasted woods, +And ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases OwO wick OwO up theiw false bloods! +And so, faweweww ÚwÚ and x3 thwive. +x3 FWAVIUS. :33 O, let me stay +And comfort you, my mastew. +UwU TIMON. >w< If :3 thou UwU hat'st ^.^ cuwses, +uWu Stay not; UwU fwy UwU whiwst :3 thou art bwest ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. +:33 Nye'ew UwU see :3 thou man, ÚwÚ and let me :33 nye'ew UwU see thee. +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The OwO woods. Before TIMON's ÚwÚ cave + +x3 Entew ^.^ POET ÚwÚ and >_> PAINTEW + +:3 PAINTEW. UwU As I took ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the place, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be :3 faw xDD whewe ^.^ he +:3 abides. +UwU POET. ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought >_> of OwO him? uWu Does OwO the wumouw howd uWu fow OwO twue UwU that :33 he's +OwO so :33 fuww >_> of UwU gowd? +:3 PAINTEW. :33 Cewtain. Awcibiades reports xDD it; Phwynyia ÚwÚ and >_> Timandwa xDD had +gold >_> of >_> him. ÚwÚ He wikewise :33 enwich'd UwU poow stwaggwing xDD sowdiews with +gweat >_> quantity. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he >_> gave x3 unto his ^.^ stewawd :3 a :3 mighty ^.^ sum. +UwU POET. ;;w;; Then :3 this breaking >_> of his >_> has >_< been uWu but :3 a twy uWu fow his uWu fwiends? +:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing >w< ewse. You uWu shaww UwU see him :3 a pawm in :33 Athens uWu again, +ÚwÚ and flourish with OwO the uWu highest. OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ we >w< tendew +^-^ ouw loves ^-^ to him in :3 this suppos'd >_> distwess >_> of his; ^.^ it uWu wiww show +^-^ honyestwy in >w< us, ÚwÚ and :3 is vewy :33 wikewy ^-^ to woad ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes with what +uWu they UwU twavaiw for, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO twue wepowt UwU that :33 goes >_> of his +>w< having. +UwU POET. What ^.^ have you :3 nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto OwO him? +:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing at :3 this UwU time uWu but my OwO visitation; only I uWu wiww +pwomise him OwO an excellent piece. +UwU POET. I >w< must sewve him OwO so UwU too, tell him >_> of OwO an ^.^ intent that's UwU coming +towawd >_> him. +:3 PAINTEW. Good as OwO the >_> best. Promising :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ aiw o' th' time; +^.^ it opens OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ expectation. xDD Pewfowmance :3 is >w< evew OwO the >_< duwwew +uWu fow his ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu but in OwO the :33 pwainyew ÚwÚ and :3 simpwew >w< kind >_> of ^w^ peopwe +OwO the deed >_> of ^.^ saying :3 is ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of use. ÚwÚ To pwomise :3 is UwU most +>_> couwtwy ÚwÚ and fashionable; pewfowmance :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu wiww ^w^ ow +>_< testament ;;w;; which :33 awgues :3 a gweat sicknyess in his ÚwÚ judgment UwU that +makes it. + +x3 Entew TIMON ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ cave + +UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Excellent workman! Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot x3 paint :3 a man OwO so OwO bad +as :3 is thysewf. +UwU POET. I x3 am >w< thinking what I uWu shaww uWu say I ^.^ have provided uWu fow >_> him. ^w^ It +>w< must >w< be :3 a >_< pewsonyating >_> of ;;w;; himsewf; :3 a ^-^ satiwe x3 against OwO the xDD softnyess +>_> of x3 pwospewity, with :3 a discovery >_> of OwO the >_< infinyite fwattewies UwU that +follow xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> opuwency. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ stand uWu fow :3 a villain in UwU thinye >_> own +wowk? uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 whip UwU thinye >_> own faults in uWu othew ^.^ men? Do so, I ^.^ have +gold uWu fow thee. +UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's >w< seek him; +;;w;; Then ^-^ do ^-^ we xDD sin x3 against ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate +When ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< pwofit ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and come xDD too late. +:3 PAINTEW. True; +When OwO the :3 day serves, before bwack-cownyew'd night, +Find what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu by free ÚwÚ and ^.^ offew'd >_> wight. +x3 Come. +UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ meet you at OwO the OwO tuwn. What :3 a >w< god's ^.^ gowd, +:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowshipp'd in :3 a baser :33 tempwe +>w< Than xDD whewe ^w^ swinye feed! +^.^ 'Tis :3 thou UwU that x3 wig'st OwO the bark ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwough'st OwO the UwU foam, +Settwest admired uWu wevewence in :3 a >w< swave. +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^-^ wowship! ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< saints uWu fow :3 aye +Be xDD cwown'd with UwU pwagues, UwU that ÚwÚ thee :3 awonye ^-^ obey! +OwO Fit I ^.^ meet ^.^ them. [Advancing ^-^ fwom his >_< cave] +UwU POET. Hail, >w< wowthy ^-^ Timon! +:3 PAINTEW. Our ^.^ wate x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! +UwU TIMON. >_< Have I UwU once uWu wiv'd ^-^ to UwU see two >w< honyest ^.^ men? +UwU POET. >_> Siw, +Having >_< often >_> of >_> youw open bounty :3 tasted, +^w^ Heawing you ;;w;; wewe retir'd, >_> youw fwiends OwO faww'n OwO off, +uWu Whose x3 thankwess nyatuwes- :3 O abhowwed spiwits!- +:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the :3 whips >_> of >w< heaven awe uWu wawge x3 enyough- +>_< What! ^-^ to you, +uWu Whose x3 staw-wike ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> gave life ÚwÚ and influence +ÚwÚ To theiw xDD whowe uWu being! I x3 am ^.^ wapt, ÚwÚ and cannyot cuvw +The monstrous ÚwÚ buwk >_> of :3 this ingratitude +x3 With ^-^ any UwU size >_> of wowds. +UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go naked: x3 men ^-^ may >_> see't OwO the ^w^ bettew. +You UwU that awe ^w^ honyest, uWu by being what you awe, +UwU Make them :33 best uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. +:3 PAINTEW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf +>_< Have travail'd in OwO the gweat >_< show'w >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ gifts, +And OwO sweetwy ;;w;; fewt it. +UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, you awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. +:3 PAINTEW. We awe UwU hithew come ^-^ to :3 offew you ^-^ ouw uWu sewvice. +UwU TIMON. uWu Most >w< honyest >_< men! ÚwÚ Why, how uWu shaww I ÚwÚ wequite you? +^w^ Can you xDD eat ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 cowd >_> watew- ;;w;; Nyo? +uWu BOTH. What ^-^ we can uWu do, ^w^ we'ww uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. +UwU TIMON. Y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. :33 Y'have heard UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; +I x3 am ^w^ suwe you have. ^w^ Speak OwO twuth; >_< y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. +:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it :3 is said, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; uWu but OwO thewefowe +Came ^.^ nyot my fwiend :3 nyow :3 I. +UwU TIMON. Good >w< honyest >_< men! Thou >w< dwaw'st :3 a >w< countewfeit +:33 Best in >w< aww x3 Athens. xDD Th'awt >_< indeed OwO the best; +Thou >_> countewfeit'st UwU most lively. +:3 PAINTEW. UwU So, so, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. uWu E'en so, ;;w;; siw, as I >w< say. uWu [To ÚwÚ To POET] And uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ fiction, +ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ vewse swells with stuff OwO so fine ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth +:33 That :3 thou art x3 even :3 nyatuwaw in UwU thinye awt. +But uWu fow >w< aww this, my honest-natur'd fwiends, +I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say you ^.^ have :3 a wittwe fault. +x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^.^ nyot monstrous in OwO you; neither ^w^ wish I +You UwU take >w< much x3 pains ^-^ to >_> mend. +uWu BOTH. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +UwU TIMON. You'll UwU take ^.^ it ill. +uWu BOTH. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. uWu Wiww you ^.^ indeed? +uWu BOTH. Doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. +UwU TIMON. There's never :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu but uWu twusts :3 a ^.^ knyave +:33 That ^w^ mightiwy deceives you. +uWu BOTH. Do >_> we, my UwU wowd? +UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and you hear him OwO cog, UwU see him ^w^ dissembwe, +xDD Knyow his :3 gwoss ;;w;; patchewy, love ^w^ him, :33 feed ^w^ him, +Keep in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ yet >_< wemain assur'd +:33 That :33 he's :3 a >w< made-up :3 viwwain. +:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :33 such, my :33 wowd. +UwU POET. Nyow :3 I. +UwU TIMON. Wook you, I love you ;;w;; weww; I'll ^w^ give you ^.^ gowd, +UwU Wid me ^.^ these >_< viwwains ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^-^ companyies. +>w< Hang them ^w^ ow :33 stab ;;w;; them, drown them in :3 a draught, +uWu Confound them uWu by >w< some ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to uWu me, +I'll ^w^ give you gold ^w^ enyough. +uWu BOTH. >w< Nyame ;;w;; them, my ^w^ wowd; wet's xDD knyow ^.^ them. +UwU TIMON. You UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and you this- uWu but two in xDD company; +>_> Each man apawt, >w< aww >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD awonye, +>_> Yet OwO an OwO awch-viwwain >_< keeps him :33 company. +uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] ^.^ If, xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, two ^w^ viwwians uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, +Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw >_> him. uWu [To OwO the POET] >w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot OwO weside +But xDD whewe ^-^ onye villain ;;w;; is, then him UwU abandon.- +ÚwÚ Hence, OwO pack! :33 thewe's ;;w;; gowd; you came uWu fow ^.^ gowd, ye :33 swaves. +uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] You ^.^ have wowk uWu fow me; :33 thewe's payment; OwO hence! +uWu [To OwO the POET] You awe OwO an awchemist; ^-^ make gold >_> of xDD that.- +:33 Out, >w< wascaw OwO dogs! [Beats ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] + +x3 Entew >_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and two SENATORS + +x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is vain UwU that you would speak with >w< Timon; +>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD set OwO so only ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf +:33 That nyothing uWu but ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which looks >_< wike man +^-^ Is fwiendwy with >_> him. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to his UwU cave. +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw part ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to th' Athenyians +ÚwÚ To speak with OwO Timon. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ At >w< aww xDD times alike +Men awe ^.^ nyot still OwO the same; 'twas UwU time ÚwÚ and gwiefs +:33 That x3 fwam'd him OwO thus. Time, with his ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; hand, +Offering OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of his fowmew OwO days, +The fowmew man ^-^ may ^-^ make >_> him. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, +And uWu chance ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. +x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his UwU cave. +xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ^.^ content >w< be :3 hewe! Wowd ^-^ Timon! ^-^ Timon! +Wook out, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to >_< fwiends. ^-^ Th' Athenyians +By two >_> of theiw UwU most OwO wevewend Senate gweet thee. +^w^ Speak ^-^ to ;;w;; them, x3 nyobwe OwO Timon. + +x3 Entew TIMON >_< out >_> of his ÚwÚ cave + +UwU TIMON. Thou >_< sun UwU that ^w^ comfowts, burn. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! +>_< Fow OwO each OwO twue >_> wowd :3 a bwistew, ÚwÚ and OwO each false +Be as :3 a cautewizing ^-^ to OwO the >w< woot o' th' tongue, +Consuming ^.^ it with :33 speaking! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Wowthy Timon- +UwU TIMON. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but such as you, ÚwÚ and you >_> of OwO Timon. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The xDD senyatows >_> of :33 Athens gweet ^.^ thee, OwO Timon. +UwU TIMON. I :3 thank them; ÚwÚ and would ^-^ send them xDD back OwO the plague, +Could I uWu but catch ^.^ it uWu fow ^.^ them. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 O, ^-^ fowget +What ^-^ we awe >_< sowwy uWu fow uWu ouwsewves in thee. +The xDD senyatows with ^-^ onye consent >_> of love +>_< Entweat ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, ^-^ who ^.^ have ^w^ thought +uWu On speciaw >w< dignyities, ;;w;; which vacant lie +>_< Fow >w< thy :33 best ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and ^-^ weawing. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ They x3 confess +Towawd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess xDD too general, xDD gwoss; +^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the uWu pubwic body, ;;w;; which doth uWu sewdom +;;w;; Pway OwO the recanter, feeling in itsewf +OwO A wack >_> of Timon's ^-^ aid, ;;w;; hath :33 sense withaw +x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own :33 faiw, OwO westwainying aid ^-^ to >_< Timon, +And ^-^ send :3 fowth OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make theiw sorrowed UwU wendew, +Together with :3 a ÚwÚ wecompense ^-^ mowe :3 fwuitfuw +>w< Than theiw OwO offence can ^.^ weigh ;;w;; down uWu by OwO the dram; +>w< Ay, x3 even such ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sums >_> of love ÚwÚ and wealth +UwU As uWu shaww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwot >_< out what ^-^ wwongs ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; theiws +And wwite in ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 figuwes >_> of theiw love, +:33 Evew ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them >w< thinye. +UwU TIMON. You :3 witch me in xDD it; +UwU Suwpwise me ^-^ to OwO the vewy UwU bwink >_> of uWu teaws. +;;w;; Wend me :3 a foow's OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's >_> eyes, +And I'll ^.^ beweep ^.^ these ^w^ comfowts, >w< wowthy senyatows. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Thewefowe OwO so >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD wetuwn with >w< us, +And >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Athens, UwU thinye ÚwÚ and UwU ouws, ^-^ to UwU take +The ^.^ captainship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be met with UwU thanks, +ÚwÚ Awwow'd with absowute :33 powew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy good name +Live with authowity. ^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive xDD back +x3 Of Awcibiades th' >_< appwoaches wild, +Who, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ boaw xDD too ^-^ savage, doth >w< woot OwO up +His ^-^ countwy's ^-^ peace. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And xDD shakes his x3 thweat'nying >_< swowd +uWu Against OwO the >_< wawws >_> of x3 Athens. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 Thewefowe, Timon- +UwU TIMON. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. OwO Thewefowe I wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: +>w< If Awcibiades :33 kiww my countrymen, +>_> Wet Awcibiades xDD knyow :3 this >_> of >_< Timon, +:33 That Timon >_> cawes not. But ^-^ if ^.^ he sack fair ^-^ Athens, +And UwU take ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; aged x3 men uWu by th' beawds, +UwU Giving ^-^ ouw holy :33 viwgins ^-^ to OwO the :33 stain +x3 Of ^-^ contumewious, uWu beastwy, uWu mad-bwain'd war, +;;w;; Then let him >_> knyow- ÚwÚ and tell him Timon ^-^ speaks ^.^ it +UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< youth- +I cannyot OwO choose uWu but tell him UwU that I cawe ;;w;; nyot, +And let him uWu take't at xDD wowst; uWu fow theiw :33 knyives cawe ;;w;; nyot, +OwO Whiwe you ^.^ have throats ^-^ to >w< answew. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a whittle in th' xDD unwuwy ^-^ camp +But I ^-^ do UwU pwize ^.^ it at my love before +The ^-^ wevewend'st ^w^ thwoat in x3 Athens. ^w^ So I xDD weave you +ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of OwO the pwospewous >_< gods, +UwU As ;;w;; thieves ^-^ to keepers. +x3 FWAVIUS. uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, all's in vain. +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of my >_> epitaph; +^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen >w< to-mowwow. UwU My wong sicknyess +x3 Of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :3 nyow begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, +And nyothing brings me >w< aww ;;w;; things. Go, live still; +Be Awcibiades >_> youw plague, you his, +And last OwO so wong enyough! +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We speak in vain. +UwU TIMON. But ÚwÚ yet I love my xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot +>_< Onye UwU that rejoices in OwO the ^w^ common UwU wweck, +UwU As ^w^ common >_< bwuit doth >w< put it. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww spoke. +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my :33 woving ^.^ countwymen- +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These uWu wowds ÚwÚ become >_> youw lips as uWu they xDD pass OwO thwough +^.^ them. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ entew in ^-^ ouw ears >_< wike gweat >_< twiumphews +UwU In theiw appwauding xDD gates. +UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ;;w;; them, +And tell them UwU that, ^-^ to >_> ease them >_> of theiw ^.^ gwiefs, +Their ^-^ feaws >_> of hostile xDD stwokes, theiw aches, wosses, +Their >w< pangs >_> of love, with uWu othew >_> incident throes +:33 That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain +UwU In :3 wife's uncewtain voyage, I uWu wiww >w< some >_> kindnyess ^-^ do ^w^ them- +I'll teach them ^-^ to >w< pwevent wiwd ÚwÚ Awcibiades' :3 wwath. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn again. +UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twee, ;;w;; which grows here in my OwO cwose, +:33 That >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; use ^-^ invites me ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut down, +And :33 showtwy >w< must I feww it. >_> Teww my fwiends, +>_> Teww ^-^ Athens, in OwO the >w< sequence >_> of degree +From UwU high ^-^ to low ^.^ thwoughout, UwU that ^.^ whoso >w< pwease +ÚwÚ To xDD stop ^-^ affwiction, let him UwU take his haste, +Come hithew, ewe my twee ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fewt OwO the ^w^ axe, +And >_> hang :3 himsewf. I pray you ^-^ do my xDD gweeting. +x3 FWAVIUS. OwO Twoubwe him nyo :33 fuwthew; ;;w;; thus you still uWu shaww find >_> him. +UwU TIMON. Come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ÚwÚ again; uWu but uWu say ^-^ to :33 Athens +Timon ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD evewwasting UwU mansion +:3 Upon OwO the :3 beached >_> vewge >_> of OwO the salt ^.^ fwood, +OwO Who UwU once :3 a :3 day with his >w< embossed fwoth +The turbulent uWu suwge uWu shaww xDD cuvw. Thithew xDD come, +And let my x3 gwavestonye >w< be >_> youw oracle. +:3 Wips, let ^w^ souw uWu wowds >w< go uWu by ÚwÚ and language x3 end: +What :3 is amiss, pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ mend! +xDD Gwaves only >w< be xDD men's ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ and death theiw ;;w;; gain! +;;w;; Sun, hide >w< thy beams. Timon ;;w;; hath x3 donye his OwO weign. +Exit TIMON OwO into his ÚwÚ cave +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. His ^w^ discontents awe :3 unwemovabwy +ÚwÚ Coupwed ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our >w< hope in him :3 is UwU dead. >_> Wet OwO us xDD wetuwn +And xDD stwain what uWu othew :3 means :3 is weft x3 unto OwO us +UwU In ^-^ ouw dear ^-^ pewiw. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ It xDD wequiwes swift foot. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens + +x3 Entew two uWu othew SENATORS with :3 a MESSENGEW + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thou x3 hast painfully ;;w;; discuvw'd; awe his fiwes +UwU As :33 fuww as >w< thy wepowt? +MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >w< weast. +UwU Besides, his ^-^ expedition ^w^ pwomises +Present appwoach. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We ^.^ stand >w< much ;;w;; hazawd ^-^ if uWu they bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Timon. +MESSENGEW. I met :3 a OwO couwiew, ^-^ onye >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient OwO fwiend, +Whom, >w< though in ^w^ genyewaw part ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD oppos'd, +>_> Yet ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd love xDD had :3 a pawticuwaw force, +And :3 made OwO us speak >_< wike >_< fwiends. :3 This man ÚwÚ was riding +From Awcibiades ^-^ to Timon's ÚwÚ cave +x3 With letters >_> of uWu entweaty, ;;w;; which >w< impowted +His OwO fewwowship >w< i' th' cause x3 against >_> youw >_< city, +UwU In part uWu fow his :33 sake mov'd. + +x3 Entew OwO the uWu othew xDD SENyATOWS, ^-^ fwom TIMON + +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw OwO bwothews. +uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo talk >_> of >_< Timon, nyothing >_> of him ;;w;; expect. +The enyemies' uWu dwum :3 is heard, ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw >_> scouwing +^-^ Doth uWu choke OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with OwO dust. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe. +x3 Ouws :3 is OwO the fall, I fear; ^-^ ouw :33 foes OwO the snyawe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The TIMON's ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wude tomb uWu seen + +x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER in OwO the woods, >w< seeking TIMON + +^-^ SOWDIEW. By >w< aww ;;w;; descwiption :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the :3 pwace. +>w< Who's hewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? What :3 is uWu this? +Timon :3 is OwO dead, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :33 outstwetch'd his ^.^ span. +uWu Some beast rear'd ^.^ this; here OwO does ^.^ nyot live :3 a xDD man. +uWu Dead, suwe; ÚwÚ and :3 this his ^-^ gwave. What's uWu on :3 this tomb +I cannyot OwO wead; OwO the >_< chawactew I'll UwU take with wax. +Our x3 captain ;;w;; hath in every figuwe skill, +An >w< ag'd >w< intewpwetew, >w< though x3 young in ^.^ days; +Before >_> pwoud :33 Athens :33 he's xDD set ;;w;; down uWu by this, +uWu Whose ^-^ faww OwO the mark >_> of his ambition is. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens + +^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew AWCIBIADES with his >w< powews before :33 Athens + +uWu AWCIBIADES. Sound ^-^ to :3 this cowawd ÚwÚ and >w< wascivious ^-^ town +Our uWu tewwibwe appwoach. + +Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. The SENATORS :3 appeaw x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws + +;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow you ^.^ have gonye uWu on ÚwÚ and fill'd OwO the UwU time +x3 With >w< aww ÚwÚ wicentious >_> measuwe, :33 making >_> youw wills +The >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; ÚwÚ tiww nyow, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and such +UwU As >w< swept within OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, +>_< Have wandew'd with ^-^ ouw travers'd uWu awms, ÚwÚ and breath'd +Our sufferance x3 vainwy. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is ^w^ fwush, +When cwouching OwO mawwow, in OwO the ÚwÚ beawew ^w^ stwong, +^.^ Cwies >_> of itsewf ^.^ 'Nyo mowe!' Nyow :33 bweathwess :33 wwong +:33 Shaww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and pant in >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of ease, +And ^-^ puwsy insowence uWu shaww >_< bweak his ^.^ wind +x3 With ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and horrid fwight. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ÚwÚ and young, +When >w< thy ^.^ fiwst gwiefs ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a mere conceit, +Ewe :3 thou xDD hadst power ^w^ ow ^-^ we xDD had cause >_> of feaw, +We x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ wages x3 bawm, +ÚwÚ To wipe >_< out ^-^ ouw ingratitude with loves +OwO Abuv theiw >_> quantity. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we ^w^ woo +UwU Twansfowmed Timon ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 city's love +By humbwe xDD message ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO pwomis'd ^w^ means. +We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU unkind, :3 nyow >w< aww deserve +The ^w^ common OwO stwoke >_> of waw. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These >_< wawws >_> of ^w^ ouws +Were ^.^ nyot >w< ewected uWu by theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom xDD whom +You ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw griefs; :3 nyow awe uWu they such +:33 That ^.^ these gweat tow'rs, uWu twophies, ÚwÚ and schoows, shouwd ^-^ faww +>_< Fow pwivate faults in ^.^ them. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow awe uWu they :3 wiving +OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< motives UwU that you ^.^ fiwst went ^-^ out; +xDD Shame, UwU that uWu they ^w^ wanted ^.^ cunnying, in ^-^ excess +;;w;; Hath x3 bwoke theiw ^-^ heawts. xDD Mawch, x3 nyobwe lord, +x3 Into ^-^ ouw :33 city with >w< thy bannyews spwead. +By decimation ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; tithed >_> death- +>w< If >w< thy revenges hungew uWu fow UwU that >_< food +^w^ Which ^-^ nyatuwe loathes- UwU take :3 thou OwO the xDD destin'd >_> tenth, +And uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the >_> spotted die +>_> Wet die OwO the >w< spotted. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Aww ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD offended; +>_< Fow x3 those UwU that OwO wewe, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 squawe ^-^ to UwU take, +uWu On x3 those UwU that awe, OwO wevenge: ^.^ cwimes, >_< wike UwU wands, +uWu Awe ^.^ nyot inhewited. >_> Then, dear x3 countwyman, +>_< Bwing in >w< thy ranks, uWu but xDD weave ^-^ without >w< thy ;;w;; wage; +uWu Spawe >w< thy Athenyian :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ and x3 those uWu kin +>w< Which, in OwO the :3 bwustew >_> of >w< thy wwath, >w< must ^-^ faww +x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; offended. ;;w;; Wike :3 a shephewd +:33 Appwoach OwO the ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and cull th' ^.^ infected >w< fowth, +But :33 kiww ^.^ nyot >w< aww >w< togethew. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What :3 thou >_< wiwt, +Thou wathew ^-^ shawt enforce ^.^ it with >w< thy >_> smiwe +>w< Than xDD hew to't with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Set uWu but >w< thy foot +uWu Against ^-^ ouw UwU wampiw'd ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww :33 ope, +^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ send >w< thy gentwe OwO heawt before +ÚwÚ To uWu say ^w^ thou't ÚwÚ entew ^.^ fwiendwy. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thwow >w< thy x3 gwuv, +Ow ^-^ any token >_> of UwU thinye uWu honyouw ewse, +:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; use OwO the wars as >w< thy redress +And ^.^ nyot as ^-^ ouw ^w^ confusion, >w< aww >w< thy >w< powews +:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw OwO hawbouw in ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we +>_< Have seal'd >w< thy :33 fuww desire. +uWu AWCIBIADES. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's my glove; +:33 Descend, ÚwÚ and open >_> youw x3 unchawged powts. +Those >_> enyemies >_> of Timon's ÚwÚ and >_< minye own, +x3 Whom you youwsewves uWu shaww xDD set >_< out uWu fow reproof, +xDD Faww, ÚwÚ and nyo more. And, ^-^ to >_> atonye >_> youw ^-^ feaws +x3 With my ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe :33 meanying, ^.^ nyot :3 a man +:33 Shaww xDD pass his ÚwÚ quawtew ^w^ ow offend OwO the ^w^ stweam +x3 Of regular :33 justice in >_> youw x3 city's >w< bounds, +But uWu shaww >w< be x3 wendew'd ^-^ to >_> youw uWu pubwic ^-^ waws +^.^ At ÚwÚ heaviest >w< answew. +uWu BOTH. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. +uWu AWCIBIADES. :33 Descend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw wowds. +UwU [The SENATORS >_> descend ÚwÚ and open OwO the gates] + +x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER as :3 a Messengew + +^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^w^ Genyewaw, Timon :3 is >w< dead; +^.^ Entomb'd x3 upon OwO the vewy ;;w;; hem o' th' xDD sea; +And uWu on his ^-^ gwave-stonye :3 this insculpture, ;;w;; which +x3 With wax I ^w^ bwought ^w^ away, uWu whose ^.^ soft >w< impwession +Interprets uWu fow my UwU poow ^.^ ignyowance. + +AWCIBIADES weads OwO the >w< Epitaph + +:3 'Hewe :3 wies :3 a wwetched cowse, >_> of wwetched ^w^ souw bereft; +>_< Seek ^.^ nyot my >w< nyame. OwO A pwague consume you ;;w;; wicked :3 caitiffs ;;w;; weft! +;;w;; Hewe lie OwO I, >_< Timon, ^-^ who x3 awive >w< aww :3 wiving x3 men >_> did OwO hate. +OwO Pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >w< thy fiww; uWu but pass, ÚwÚ and stay ^.^ nyot here >w< thy +>_> gait.' +^.^ These ;;w;; weww express in ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wattew spirits. +^-^ Though :3 thou >_< abhoww'dst in OwO us ^-^ ouw human ^.^ gwiefs, +^.^ Scown'dst ^-^ ouw brain's flow, ÚwÚ and x3 those ^-^ ouw droplets ;;w;; which +From ^.^ nyiggawd ^-^ nyatuwe fall, ÚwÚ yet rich uWu conceit +Taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU vast Neptune weep uWu fow :3 aye +uWu On >w< thy low :33 gwave, uWu on faults ÚwÚ fowgiven. Dead +^-^ Is x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, >_> of uWu whose memowy +Hereafter more. >_< Bwing me OwO into >_> youw >_< city, +And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the olive, with my swowd; +UwU Make OwO waw breed :3 peace, ^-^ make xDD peace >_< stint war, ^-^ make OwO each +>w< Pwescwibe ^-^ to xDD othew, as OwO each other's leech. +>_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^w^ stwike. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +UwU 1594 + +OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +SATURNINUS, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wate UwU Empewow >_> of Wome, >w< aftewwawds UwU Empewow +>w< BASSIANyUS, bwothew ^-^ to xDD Satuwnyinyus +>_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman +>w< MAWCUS ANDRONICUS, Tribune >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, ÚwÚ and bwothew ^-^ to UwU Titus + +^w^ Sons ^-^ to UwU Titus ;;w;; Andwonyicus: +>w< WUCIUS +QUINTUS +MARTIUS +MUTIUS + +OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, :3 a OwO boy, :3 son ^-^ to Wucius +;;w;; PUBWIUS, :3 son ^-^ to Mawcus ^-^ Andwonyicus + +Kinsmen ^-^ to >w< Titus: +SEMPWONyIUS +ÚwÚ CAIUS +xDD VAWENTINyE + +ÚwÚ AEMIWIUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman + +^w^ Sons ^-^ to ^-^ Tamowa: +ALARBUS +^.^ DEMETWIUS +CHIWON + +AARON, :3 a Moow, bewuvd uWu by xDD Tamowa +OwO A uWu CAPTAIN +OwO A MESSENGEW +OwO A :3 CWOWN + +TAMORA, Queen >_> of OwO the uWu Goths +uWu WAVINyIA, daughter ^-^ to UwU Titus ^-^ Andwonyicus +OwO A NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and :3 a bwack ÚwÚ CHIWD + +Womans ÚwÚ and ^w^ Goths, x3 Senyatows, xDD Twibunyes, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ÚwÚ and +x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the nyeighbouwhood + + +^-^ ACT OwO 1. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. Before OwO the Capitow + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES ÚwÚ and SENATORS xDD awoft; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew x3 bewow +>w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and his followers at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and his followers +at OwO the xDD othew, with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets + +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. x3 Nyobwe patwicians, patrons >_> of my >_< wight, +Defend OwO the :33 justice >_> of my cause with arms; +And, countrymen, my :33 woving xDD fowwowews, +>w< Pwead my ^w^ successive title with >_> youw x3 swowds. +I x3 am his ^.^ fiwst :3 bown :3 son UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the last +:33 That x3 wawe OwO the >w< impewiaw diadem >_> of Rome; +;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's honours live in uWu me, +Nyow :33 wwong >_< minye :3 age with :3 this ^-^ indignyity. +>_< BASSIANyUS. uWu Womans, fwiends, xDD fowwowews, ÚwÚ favouwews >_> of my >_< wight, +>w< If >w< evew Bassianus, Caesar's UwU son, +Were >_< gwacious in OwO the eyes >_> of :33 woyaw Wome, +Keep then :3 this ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; +And suffer ^.^ nyot ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to xDD appwoach +The >w< impewiaw uWu seat, ^-^ to :3 viwtue consecwate, +ÚwÚ To justice, ^w^ continyence, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyobiwity; +But let desewt in ÚwÚ puwe >w< ewection shine; +And, uWu Womans, fight uWu fow freedom in >_> youw x3 choice. + +x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ^-^ awoft, with OwO the :3 cwown + +>_> MAWCUS. OwO Pwinces, UwU that ^-^ stwive uWu by :3 factions ÚwÚ and uWu by fwiends +>w< Ambitiouswy uWu fow UwU wuwe ÚwÚ and UwU empewy, +xDD Knyow UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand +OwO A speciaw xDD pawty, ^.^ have uWu by ^w^ common >w< voice +UwU In >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the Woman :3 empewy +uWu Chosen UwU Andwonyicus, UwU suwnyamed Pius +>_< Fow many good ÚwÚ and gweat :3 desewts ^-^ to Rome. +OwO A nobler man, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew warrior, +Wives ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day within OwO the :33 city walls. +ÚwÚ He uWu by OwO the Senate :3 is uWu accited home, +From x3 weawy wars x3 against OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ Goths, +:33 That with his OwO sons, :3 a terror ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu foes, +;;w;; Hath yok'd :3 a >w< nyation ^w^ stwong, >w< twain'd OwO up in arms. +xDD Ten years awe spent >_< since ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he undewtook +:3 This cause >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and x3 chastised with ÚwÚ awms +Our enyemies' pwide; five xDD times ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wetuwn'd +ÚwÚ Bweeding ^-^ to Wome, beawing his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons +UwU In x3 coffins ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and at :3 this :3 day +ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 monyument >_> of UwU that Andronici +Done ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> of ;;w;; expiation, +And OwO swain OwO the nyobwest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the >w< Goths. +And :3 nyow at ^w^ wast, waden with honour's UwU spoiws, +Returns OwO the good ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to Wome, +Renowned uWu Titus, flourishing in arms. +>_> Wet OwO us >w< entweat, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of his name +x3 Whom :3 wowthiwy you would ^.^ have :3 nyow succeed, +And in OwO the Capitow ÚwÚ and UwU Senyate's >_< wight, +x3 Whom you pwetend ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> adowe, +:33 That you withdraw you ÚwÚ and abate >_> youw UwU stwength, +:33 Dismiss >_> youw xDD fowwowews, :3 and, as suitows x3 shouwd, +>w< Pwead >_> youw :3 desewts in xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO humbwenyess. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO How fair OwO the Tribune ^-^ speaks ^-^ to UwU cawm my xDD thoughts. +>_< BASSIANyUS. Mawcus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO so I ^-^ do uWu affy +UwU In >w< thy UwU upwightnyess ÚwÚ and integrity, +And OwO so I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and thinye, +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe bwothew UwU Titus ÚwÚ and his OwO sons, +And xDD hew ^-^ to xDD whom my >_> thoughts awe x3 humbwed aww, +xDD Gwacious Wavinyia, :33 Wome's rich OwO ownyament, +:33 That I uWu wiww here UwU dismiss my :33 woving fwiends, +And ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and OwO the people's :3 favouw +:33 Commit my cause in x3 bawance ^-^ to >w< be weigh'd. +>_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of OwO BASSIANyUS +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Friends, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in my >_< wight, +I :3 thank you >w< aww ÚwÚ and here UwU dismiss you aww, +And ^-^ to OwO the love ÚwÚ and :3 favouw >_> of my ;;w;; countwy +:33 Commit ÚwÚ mysewf, my ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. +>_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of >w< SATUWNyINyUS +Wome, >w< be as ^.^ just ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious x3 unto me +UwU As I x3 am >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< kind ^-^ to thee. +ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and let me in. +>_< BASSIANyUS. xDD Twibunyes, ÚwÚ and uWu me, :3 a UwU poow competitor. +[Flourish. ^.^ They >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the Senate uWu House] + +x3 Entew :3 a uWu CAPTAIN + +>_< CAPTAIN. uWu Womans, ^-^ make way. The good UwU Andwonyicus, +ÚwÚ Patwon >_> of uWu viwtue, :33 Wome's :33 best >_< champion, +Successful in OwO the ^.^ battwes UwU that ^.^ he OwO fights, +x3 With uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and with >_> fowtunye :3 is wetuwn'd +From xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; ciwcumscwibed with his >_< swowd +And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ yoke OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of Rome. + +Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew MARTIUS +ÚwÚ and MUTIUS, two >_> of >_< TITUS' >w< sons; ÚwÚ and then two x3 men +beawing :3 a ^-^ coffin cuvwed with OwO bwack; then >w< WUCIUS +ÚwÚ and QUINTUS, two uWu othew >w< sons; then >_> TITUS ANDWONyICUS; +ÚwÚ and then OwO TAMOWA OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, with xDD hew three +OwO sons, ALARBUS, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with >_> AAWON OwO the +Moow, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as many as can UwU be. ;;w;; Then xDD set ;;w;; down +OwO the ^-^ coffin ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ speaks + +;;w;; TITUS. Hail, Wome, victorious in >w< thy ÚwÚ mouwnying >w< weeds! +:33 Wo, as OwO the bark UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 dischawg'd xDD hew fwaught +Returns with pwecious lading ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay +From :3 whence at ^.^ fiwst ^.^ she x3 weigh'd xDD hew anchowage, +Cometh UwU Andwonyicus, bound with ^.^ wauwew ^w^ boughs, +ÚwÚ To xDD we-sawute his ;;w;; countwy with his >_< teaws, +Tears >_> of OwO twue ^.^ joy uWu fow his xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. +Thou gweat defender >_> of :3 this Capitow, +Stand >_< gwacious ^-^ to OwO the :3 wites UwU that ^-^ we uWu intend! +uWu Womans, >_> of five ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, +Hawf >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that UwU King Priam ^-^ had, +ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the UwU poow remains, x3 awive ÚwÚ and x3 dead! +^.^ These UwU that uWu suwvive let >_> Wome reward with :33 wuv; +^.^ These UwU that I bwing x3 unto theiw :3 watest home, +x3 With burial ÚwÚ amongst theiw ancestows. +;;w;; Hewe uWu Goths ^.^ have >w< given me xDD weave ^-^ to OwO sheathe my ^w^ swowd. +uWu Titus, UwU unkind, ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess >_> of UwU thinye own, +UwU Why suffew'st :3 thou >w< thy OwO sons, OwO unbuwied >_> yet, +ÚwÚ To hover uWu on OwO the dreadful showe >_> of Styx? +UwU Make uWu way ^-^ to uWu way them uWu by theiw brethren. +^.^ [They open OwO the tomb] +Thewe gweet in :3 siwence, as OwO the UwU dead awe ÚwÚ wont, +And ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO swain in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. +:3 O xDD sacwed receptacle >_> of my ;;w;; joys, +^.^ Sweet cell >_> of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobiwity, +OwO How many >_< sons x3 hast :3 thou >_> of >_< minye in ^.^ stowe +:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt never render ^-^ to me ;;w;; mowe! +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Give OwO us OwO the pwoudest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD hew his xDD wimbs, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 a OwO piwe +;;w;; Ad manes :33 fwatwum ÚwÚ sacwifice his ^.^ fwesh +Before :3 this earthy pwison >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, +:33 That OwO so OwO the ^w^ shadows >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< unyappeas'd, +Nyow ^-^ we distuwb'd with UwU pwodigies uWu on xDD eawth. +;;w;; TITUS. I ^w^ give him :3 you- OwO the nyobwest UwU that xDD suwvives, +The ewdest :3 son >_> of :3 this >_> distwessed >w< queen. +;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Stay, Woman brethen! xDD Gwacious ;;w;; conquewow, +Victowious uWu Titus, :33 wue OwO the ;;w;; teaws I UwU shed, +OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; teaws in passion uWu fow xDD hew :3 son; +And ^-^ if >w< thy >_< sons ;;w;; wewe >w< evew dear ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +:33 O, ÚwÚ think my :3 son ^-^ to >w< be as dear ^-^ to UwU me! +Sufficeth ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> Wome +ÚwÚ To :33 beautify >w< thy triumphs, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn +ÚwÚ Captive ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy Woman ÚwÚ yoke; +But >w< must my >_< sons >w< be >_> swaughtewed in OwO the >w< stweets +>_< Fow ÚwÚ vawiant x3 doings in theiw ^-^ countwy's cause? +:33 O, ^-^ if ^-^ to fight uWu fow ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and commonweaw +Were ^-^ piety in thinye, ^.^ it :3 is in :3 these. +UwU Andwonyicus, :33 stain ^.^ nyot >w< thy tomb with bwood. +uWu Wiwt :3 thou dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the >_< gods? +Draw ;;w;; nyeaw them then in being mewcifuw. +^.^ Sweet UwU mewcy :3 is nobility's OwO twue ÚwÚ badge. +Thwice-nyobwe uWu Titus, spawe my :3 fiwst-bown :33 son. +;;w;; TITUS. Patient OwO youwsewf, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and pawdon >_> me. +^.^ These awe theiw brethren, xDD whom >_> youw uWu Goths x3 behewd +ÚwÚ Awive ÚwÚ and >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow theiw ;;w;; bwethwen OwO swain +Religiously uWu they ÚwÚ ask :3 a sacrifice. +ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> youw :3 son :3 is x3 mawk'd, ÚwÚ and die ^.^ he >w< must +^.^ T' >_< appease theiw UwU gwoanying ^w^ shadows UwU that awe gone. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe ;;w;; stwaight; +And with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, x3 upon :3 a OwO piwe >_> of >_< wood, +Let's xDD hew his wimbs ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be cwean xDD consum'd. +>_< Exeunt >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, with ALARBUS +;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 O cruel, ^.^ iwwewigious ^w^ piety! +CHIWON. >_> Was never Scythia half OwO so >_> bawbawous! +uWu DEMETWIUS. Oppose ^.^ nyot Scythia ^-^ to ambitious Rome. +Awawbus :33 goes ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu suwvive +ÚwÚ To ^.^ twembwe uWu undew Titus' x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; wook. +>_> Then, UwU madam, ^.^ stand resolv'd, uWu but >w< hope withaw +The ;;w;; sewf-same UwU gods UwU that UwU awm'd OwO the Queen >_> of ^-^ Twoy +x3 With opportunity >_> of shawp wevenge +:3 Upon OwO the Thracian >_> tywant in his tent +May :3 favouw ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Goths- +When uWu Goths ;;w;; wewe uWu Goths ÚwÚ and xDD Tamowa ÚwÚ was OwO queen- +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the bwoody ^-^ wwongs x3 upon xDD hew foes. + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and +MUTIUS, OwO the >_< sons >_> of ANDRONICUS, with theiw >_> swowds bwoody + +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ See, lord ÚwÚ and fathew, how ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd +Our Woman uWu wites: UwU Awawbus' wimbs awe x3 wopp'd, +And entrails :33 feed OwO the sacrificing fire, +uWu Whose ^-^ smoke >_< wike >_> incense doth perfume OwO the ÚwÚ sky. +Wemainyeth UwU nyought uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; intew ^-^ ouw brethren, +And with loud 'wawums ^-^ wewcome them ^-^ to Rome. +;;w;; TITUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ and let ^-^ Andwonyicus +UwU Make :3 this his :3 watest faweweww ^-^ to theiw UwU souws. +>_< [Sound OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the ^-^ coffin in OwO the tomb] +UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >w< sons; +:33 Wome's OwO weadiest :33 champions, wepose you here in rest, +^w^ Secuwe ^-^ fwom :33 wowwdwy >_< chances ÚwÚ and >w< mishaps! +;;w;; Hewe >_< wuwks nyo tweason, here nyo >_< envy swells, +;;w;; Hewe gwow nyo damned ÚwÚ dwugs, here awe nyo stowms, +:3 Nyo noise, uWu but siwence ÚwÚ and eternal ^-^ sweep. +UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >_> sons! + +x3 Entew :33 WAVINyIA + +OwO WAVINyIA. UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw live Wowd UwU Titus xDD wong; +UwU My x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ and fathew, live in ^-^ fame! +:33 Wo, at :3 this tomb my ÚwÚ twibutawy ;;w;; teaws +I render uWu fow my brethren's ;;w;; obsequies; +And at >w< thy :3 feet I ÚwÚ knyeew, with ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ joy +Shed uWu on :3 this :3 eawth uWu fow >w< thy xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. +:33 O, bless me here with >w< thy victorious ;;w;; hand, +uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes :33 Wome's :33 best xDD citizens appwaud! +;;w;; TITUS. UwU Kind Wome, UwU that x3 hast ;;w;; thus xDD wovingwy ^-^ wesewv'd +The cowdiaw >_> of >_< minye :3 age ^-^ to ^.^ gwad my >_< heawt! +Wavinyia, :3 wive; ;;w;; outwive >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO days, +And ^w^ fame's eternal date, uWu fow >w< viwtue's ÚwÚ pwaise! + +OwO Entew, ^.^ abuv, >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and TRIBUNES; +re-enter SATURNINUS, >w< BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ and attendants + +>_> MAWCUS. Wong live Wowd uWu Titus, my bewuvd :33 bwothew, +xDD Gwacious triumpher in OwO the eyes >_> of Rome! +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Tribune, x3 nyobwe bwothew Marcus. +>_> MAWCUS. And welcome, ;;w;; nyephews, ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ successfuw ^w^ waws, +You UwU that uWu suwvive ÚwÚ and you UwU that ;;w;; sweep in >w< fame. +^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, >_> youw :3 fowtunyes awe alike in >w< aww +:33 That in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's service >_< dwew >_> youw uWu swowds; +But OwO safew ;;w;; twiumph :3 is :3 this >_> funyewaw OwO pomp +:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd ^-^ to Solon's >w< happinyess +And uWu twiumphs xDD uvw uWu chance in honour's bed. +UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, +uWu Whose fwiend in :33 justice :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, +>_> Send ÚwÚ thee uWu by uWu me, theiw Tribune ÚwÚ and theiw twust, +:3 This OwO paw]iament >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_> spotwess >w< hue; +And name ÚwÚ thee in >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the ^.^ empiwe +x3 With ^.^ these ^-^ ouw OwO wate-deceased Emperor's ^-^ sons: +Be uWu candidatus then, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, +And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD set :3 a head uWu on headwess Rome. +;;w;; TITUS. OwO A better head xDD hew ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ body ^-^ fits +>w< Than his UwU that xDD shakes uWu fow :3 age ÚwÚ and :33 feebwenyess. +What shouwd I uWu don :3 this robe ÚwÚ and twoubwe you? +Be :3 chosen with proclamations UwU to-day, +>w< To-mowwow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up UwU wuwe, resign my xDD wife, +And xDD set ÚwÚ abwoad OwO nyew ^-^ businyess uWu fow you all? +Wome, I ^.^ have >_< been >w< thy sowdiew forty yeaws, +And wed my ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength >w< successfuwwy, +And buwied ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, +Knighted in field, OwO swain manfuwwy in uWu awms, +UwU In ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and service >_> of theiw x3 nyobwe countwy. +>w< Give me :3 a xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ age, +But ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO sceptwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ contwow OwO the world. +Upright ^.^ he held it, x3 wowds, UwU that held ^.^ it :33 wast. +>_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< obtain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask OwO the x3 empewy. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Proud ÚwÚ and ambitious Tribune, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? +;;w;; TITUS. UwU Patience, Prince Saturninus. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Womans, ^-^ do me >_> wight. +Patricians, dwaw >_> youw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and OwO sheathe them ^.^ nyot +;;w;; Tiww xDD Satuwnyinyus >w< be :33 Wome's Emperor. +UwU Andwonyicus, would :3 thou ;;w;; wewe shipp'd ^-^ to heww +>_< Wathew than x3 wob me >_> of OwO the people's heawts! +UwU WUCIUS. Proud ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, ^-^ intewwuptew >_> of OwO the good +:33 That UwU nyobwe-minded UwU Titus :3 means ^-^ to thee! +;;w;; TITUS. Content ^.^ thee, Prince; I uWu wiww restore ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +The people's hearts, ÚwÚ and wean them ^-^ fwom :3 themsewves. +>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Andwonyicus, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fwattew ^.^ thee, +But uWu honyouw ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ die. +UwU My >w< faction ^-^ if :3 thou OwO stwengthen with >w< thy fwiends, +I uWu wiww UwU most thankfuw ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to x3 men +x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds :3 is honyouwabwe >_> meed. +;;w;; TITUS. People >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and people's Tribunes ;;w;; hewe, +I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO voices ÚwÚ and >_> youw suffwages: +uWu Wiww ye bestow them fwiendwy uWu on Andronicus? +TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify OwO the good UwU Andwonyicus, +And :3 gwatuwate his xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Wome, +The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww accept xDD whom ^.^ he x3 admits. +;;w;; TITUS. xDD Twibunyes, I :3 thank OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 this suit I >_> make, +:33 That you UwU cweate ^-^ ouw Emperor's ewdest UwU son, +Wowd OwO Satuwnyinye; uWu whose viwtues wiww, I hope, +OwO Wefwect uWu on >_> Wome as Titan's ^-^ ways uWu on :3 eawth, +And ripen :33 justice in :3 this :33 commonweaw. +>_> Then, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ewect uWu by my >_< advice, +Crown ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw Empewow!' +>_> MAWCUS. x3 With OwO voices ÚwÚ and applause >_> of every sort, +ÚwÚ Patwicians ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwebeians, ^-^ we UwU cweate +Wowd xDD Satuwnyinyus :33 Wome's gweat Empewow; +And uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow >_> Satuwnyinye!' +;;w;; [A wong flourish ÚwÚ tiww uWu they come >w< down] +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, uWu fow >w< thy favouws x3 donye +ÚwÚ To OwO us in ^-^ ouw >w< ewection :3 this :3 day +I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ thanks in part >_> of >w< thy :33 desewts, +And uWu wiww with deeds ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy gentwenyess; +And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ onset, uWu Titus, ^-^ to ^.^ advance +x3 Thy name ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe family, +^w^ Wavinyia uWu wiww I ^-^ make my >_> empewess, +:33 Wome's :33 woyaw mistress, ^w^ mistwess >_> of my xDD heawt, +And in OwO the xDD sacwed >_< Pantheon xDD hew espouse. +>_> Teww uWu me, UwU Andwonyicus, doth :3 this motion >w< pwease OwO thee? +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It :33 doth, my >w< wowthy lord, ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^-^ match +I howd me highly honoured >_> of >_> youw Gwace, +And here in OwO sight >_> of Wome, ^-^ to ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, +UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commandew >_> of ^-^ ouw commonweal, +The ^-^ wide world's >_< Empewow, ^-^ do I consecrate +UwU My ;;w;; swowd, my UwU chawiot, ÚwÚ and my prisoners, +Pwesents ;;w;; weww >w< wowthy :33 Wome's imperious ^w^ wowd; +;;w;; Weceive them then, OwO the twibute UwU that I ^.^ owe, +Minye honour's x3 ensigns x3 humbwed at >w< thy ;;w;; feet. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, fathew >_> of my wife. +OwO How >_> pwoud I x3 am >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< thy x3 gifts +>_> Wome uWu shaww OwO wecowd; ÚwÚ and when I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget +The :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these unspeakabwe :33 desewts, +uWu Womans, ^-^ fowget >_> youw fealty ^-^ to >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. uWu [To TAMORA] Nyow, UwU madam, awe you pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO an emperor; +ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO state +uWu Wiww ;;w;; use you ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ fowwowews. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< wady, xDD twust me; >_> of OwO the hue +:33 That I would choose, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to OwO choose anew.- +Cweaw uWu up, fair uWu Queen, UwU that cloudy >_> countenyance; +^-^ Though uWu chance >_> of OwO waw ;;w;; hath wrought :3 this >_> change >_> of cheew, +Thou ;;w;; com'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 scown in :3 Wome- +UwU Pwincewy uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_< usage every way. +ÚwÚ West uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot discontent +;;w;; Daunt >w< aww >_> youw UwU hopes. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he UwU comfowts you +^w^ Can ^-^ make you gweatew than OwO the Queen >_> of >w< Goths. +Wavinyia, you awe ^.^ nyot displeas'd with uWu this? +OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, x3 sith OwO twue uWu nyobiwity +OwO Wawwants ^.^ these uWu wowds in >_< pwincewy courtesy. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wavinyia. uWu Womans, let OwO us ^.^ go. +OwO Wansomwess here ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw prisoners xDD fwee. +UwU Pwocwaim ^-^ ouw UwU honyouws, x3 wowds, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and drum. +[Fwouwish] +>_< BASSIANyUS. Wowd uWu Titus, uWu by >_> youw leave, :3 this maid :3 is x3 minye. +;;w;; [Seizing WAVINyIA] +;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ How, :3 siw! uWu Awe you in eawnyest then, my UwU wowd? +>_< BASSIANyUS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and resolv'd withaw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this reason ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> wight. +>_> MAWCUS. Suum xDD cuique :3 is ^-^ ouw Woman justice: +:3 This pwince in :33 justice ÚwÚ seizeth uWu but his >w< own. +UwU WUCIUS. And UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if Wucius wive. +;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, xDD avaunt! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Emperor's x3 guawd? +Treason, my wowd- ^w^ Wavinyia :3 is ^-^ suwpwis'd! +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Suwpwis'd! By >_< whom? +>_< BASSIANyUS. By him UwU that justly ^-^ may +Beaw his ^-^ betwoth'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. +>_< Exeunt OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA +MUTIUS. Brothers, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to convey xDD hew x3 hence ^w^ away, +And with my >_< swowd I'll ^-^ keep :3 this xDD doow ^-^ safe. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS +;;w;; TITUS. OwO Fowwow, my lord, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> soon bwing xDD hew ^-^ back. +MUTIUS. UwU My lord, you xDD pass ^.^ nyot here. +;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, villain :33 boy! +Baw'st me my uWu way in Rome? +MUTIUS. :3 Hewp, >_< Wucius, :33 hewp! +>_> TITUS kiwws >_> him. ^-^ Duwing OwO the fray, exeunt SATURNINUS, +TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ CHIWON, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON + +;;w;; We-entew Wucius + +UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, you awe unjust, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than :3 so: +UwU In :3 wwongfuw >_< quawwew you ^.^ have OwO swain >_> youw :33 son. +;;w;; TITUS. Nyow :3 thou :3 nyow ^.^ he awe ^-^ any >_< sons >_> of mine; +UwU My >_< sons would never OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. + +;;w;; We-entew ^-^ awoft OwO the EMPEROR +with OwO TAMOWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew two Sons, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor + +>_< Twaitow, restore ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ to OwO the Emperor. +UwU WUCIUS. uWu Dead, ^-^ if you wiww; uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be his xDD wife, +:33 That :3 is x3 anyothew's lawful OwO pwomis'd wuv. Exit +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. No, uWu Titus, no; OwO the UwU Empewow ^.^ nyeeds xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, +Nyow UwU hew, :3 nyow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy :33 stock. +I'll xDD twust uWu by :3 weisuwe him UwU that >w< mocks me once; +ÚwÚ Thee OwO nyevew, :3 nyow >w< thy twaitowous :33 haughty OwO sons, +UwU Confedewates >w< aww ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. +>_> Was there UwU nyonye ewse in >_> Wome ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe +But :33 Satuwnyinye? >w< Fuww well, UwU Andwonyicus, +Agwee ^.^ these deeds with UwU that >_> pwoud brag >_> of UwU thinye +:33 That uWu saidst I begg'd OwO the ^.^ empiwe at >w< thy hands. +;;w;; TITUS. :3 O monstrous! What wepwoachfuw uWu wowds awe ^w^ these? +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But >w< go >w< thy ways; ÚwÚ go, ^w^ give UwU that changing piece +ÚwÚ To him UwU that flourish'd uWu fow xDD hew with his ^w^ swowd. +OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son-in-waw :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; enjoy; +>_< Onye x3 fit ^-^ to :33 bandy with >w< thy :33 wawwess OwO sons, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ wuffwe in OwO the commonweawth >_> of Rome. +;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe wazows ^-^ to my >_< wounded ÚwÚ heawt. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ Tamowa, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, +That, >_< wike OwO the xDD statewy OwO Phoebe 'mongst xDD hew nymphs, +Dost overshine OwO the xDD gawwant'st ;;w;; dames >_> of Wome, +>w< If :3 thou >w< be pleas'd with :3 this my ^w^ sudden choice, +>_< Behowd, I OwO choose ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Tamowa, uWu fow my ^w^ bwide +And uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee >_< Empewess >_> of Rome. +xDD Speak, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud my :33 choice? +And here I uWu sweaw uWu by >w< aww OwO the Woman ;;w;; gods- +;;w;; Sith pwiest ÚwÚ and holy >w< watew awe OwO so uWu nyeaw, +And :33 tapews >_< buwn OwO so :33 bwight, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything +UwU In readiness uWu fow :3 Hymenyaeus uWu stand- +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD we-sawute OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Wome, +Ow climb my :3 pawace, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 this place +I ;;w;; wead espous'd my ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +;;w;; TAMOWA. And here in OwO sight >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to >_> Wome I sweaw, +>w< If Satuwnyinye ^.^ advance OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, +She uWu wiww :3 a ^.^ handmaid >w< be ^-^ to his desiwes, +OwO A :33 woving ^w^ nyuwse, :3 a mothew ^-^ to his uWu youth. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Ascend, fair uWu Queen, :33 Pantheon. >w< Wowds, :33 accompany +Your x3 nyobwe UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, +xDD Sent uWu by OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow Prince ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, +uWu Whose OwO wisdom ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_> fowtunye conquered; +Thewe uWu shaww ^-^ we consummate ^-^ ouw spousal uWu wites. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> TITUS +;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon :3 this bwide. +>_> TITUS, when ^w^ wewt :3 thou UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, +ÚwÚ Dishonyouwed thus, ÚwÚ and chawwenged >_> of ^-^ wwongs? + +;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MAWCUS, +ÚwÚ and >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS + +>_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu Titus, >_> see, :33 O, UwU see what :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! +UwU In :3 a OwO bad >_< quawwew OwO swain :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous :33 son. +;;w;; TITUS. No, foowish Tribune, no; nyo :3 son >_> of >_> minye- +Nyow thou, :3 nyow :33 these, confedewates in OwO the deed +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU famiwy; +>w< Unwowthy bwothew ÚwÚ and unworthy >_> sons! +UwU WUCIUS. But let OwO us ^w^ give him uWu buwiaw, as UwU becomes; +>w< Give Mutius burial with ^-^ ouw bwethewen. +;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, >w< away! ÚwÚ He wests ^.^ nyot in :3 this tomb. +:3 This :33 monyument five ^-^ hundwed years ;;w;; hath OwO stood, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have sumptuously ÚwÚ we-edified; +;;w;; Hewe UwU nyonye uWu but xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :33 Wome's servitors +^w^ Wepose in x3 fame; UwU nyonye basewy OwO swain in ^-^ bwawws. +UwU Buwy him xDD whewe you ^-^ can, ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot here. +>_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 impiety in you. +UwU My nyephew Mutius' deeds ^-^ do >w< pwead uWu fow him; +ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be buwied with his bwethewen. +QUINTUS :3 & UwU MAWTIUS. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow him ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accompany. +;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; 'And shaww!' What villain ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ spake UwU that UwU wowd? +OwO QUINTUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that would vouch ^.^ it in ^-^ any place uWu but here. +;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, would you :33 buwy him in my :3 despite? +>_> MAWCUS. No, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, uWu but entweat >_> of ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To pawdon Mutius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 buwy >_> him. +;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, x3 even :3 thou x3 hast struck x3 upon my x3 cwest, +And with ^.^ these :3 boys >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou x3 hast wounded. +UwU My :33 foes I ^-^ do wepute you every UwU onye; +^w^ So twoubwe me nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >_< get you gone. +UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; himsewf; let OwO us withdraw. +OwO QUINTUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww Mutius' bones >w< be buwied. +UwU [The BROTHER ÚwÚ and OwO the SONS kneel] +>_> MAWCUS. xDD Bwothew, uWu fow in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe pwead- +OwO QUINTUS. Father, ÚwÚ and in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe UwU speak- +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Speak :3 thou nyo :3 mowe, ^-^ if >w< aww OwO the west uWu wiww x3 speed. +>_> MAWCUS. Renowned uWu Titus, ^-^ mowe than half my x3 souw- +UwU WUCIUS. UwU Deaw fathew, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and xDD substance >_> of OwO us xDD aww- +>_> MAWCUS. Suffew >w< thy bwothew Mawcus ^-^ to ;;w;; intew +His x3 nyobwe nyephew here in >w< viwtue's nyest, +:33 That ;;w;; died in uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and UwU Wavinyia's ^.^ cause. +Thou art :3 a ^-^ Woman- >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU bawbawous. +The ÚwÚ Gweeks x3 upon >_> advice >_> did :33 buwy ^w^ Ajax, +:33 That slew ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and xDD wise ÚwÚ Waewtes' :3 son +OwO Did ;;w;; gwaciouswy >w< pwead uWu fow his funerals. +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot x3 young xDD Mutius, then, UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< thy joy, +Be OwO baww'd his entwance here. +;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Wise, Marcus, x3 wise; +The UwU dismaw'st :3 day :3 is :3 this UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw, +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by my >_< sons in Rome! +Weww, :33 buwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 buwy me OwO the next. +^.^ [They >w< put MUTIUS in OwO the tomb] +UwU WUCIUS. Thewe lie >w< thy OwO bonyes, ^w^ sweet xDD Mutius, with >w< thy fwiends, +;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we with >_< twophies ^-^ do :33 adown >w< thy tomb. +ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] :3 Nyo man shed ;;w;; teaws uWu fow x3 nyobwe Mutius; +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ fame UwU that ;;w;; died in >w< viwtue's ^.^ cause. +>_> MAWCUS. UwU My wowd- ^-^ to xDD step >_< out >_> of ^.^ these uWu dweawy dumps- +OwO How comes ^.^ it UwU that OwO the subtle Queen >_> of uWu Goths +^-^ Is >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden ;;w;; thus >_> advanc'd in Rome? +;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, Marcus, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ it UwU is- +:3 Whethew uWu by :33 device ^w^ ow no, OwO the uWu heavens can tell. +^-^ Is ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the man +:33 That ^w^ bwought xDD hew uWu fow :3 this UwU high good xDD tuwn OwO so >_> faw? +>_> MAWCUS. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ nyobwy him remunerate. + +:33 Fwouwish. ;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, OwO TAMOWA +ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< SONS, with OwO the MOOR, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; +at OwO the uWu othew doow, OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with ÚwÚ othews + +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU So, Bassianus, you ^.^ have >_> pway'd >_> youw :3 pwize: +:3 God ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >_> of >_> youw x3 gawwant ;;w;; bwide! +>_< BASSIANyUS. And you >_> of xDD youws, my wowd! I uWu say nyo :3 mowe, +Nyow ^w^ wish nyo less; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Twaitow, ^-^ if >_> Wome ^.^ have OwO waw ^w^ ow ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 powew, +Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< faction uWu shaww ^w^ wepent :3 this ;;w;; wape. +>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Wape, caww you it, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize my own, +UwU My OwO twue ÚwÚ betwothed love, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my x3 wife? +But let OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Wome xDD detewminye uWu aww; +OwO Meanwhiwe x3 am I ^-^ possess'd >_> of UwU that :3 is x3 minye. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ 'Tis uWu good, sir. You awe vewy ^-^ showt with >_< us; +But ^-^ if ^-^ we live ^w^ we'ww >w< be as shawp with you. +>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU My lord, what I ^.^ have >_< donye, as :33 best I >w< may, +Answer I xDD must, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ do with my wife. +>_> Onwy ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; knyow: +By >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties UwU that I owe ^-^ to Wome, +:3 This x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd UwU Titus ;;w;; hewe, +^-^ Is in >_< opinyion ÚwÚ and in uWu honyouw >_< wwong'd, +That, in OwO the rescue >_> of Wavinyia, +x3 With his >_> own hand >_> did ^.^ sway his ^w^ youngest UwU son, +UwU In x3 zeaw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and highly ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ wwath +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< contwoww'd in UwU that ^.^ he OwO fwankwy gave. +;;w;; Weceive him then ^-^ to >_< favouw, ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, +:33 That ;;w;; hath ;;w;; expwess'd ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww his deeds +OwO A fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Rome. +;;w;; TITUS. Prince Bassianus, xDD weave ^-^ to >w< pwead my >_< deeds. +^.^ 'Tis :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ dishonyouwed >_> me. +>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the righteous uWu heavens >w< be my ;;w;; judge +OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and honoured uWu Satuwnyinye! +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, ^-^ if >w< evew xDD Tamowa +Were >_< gwacious in x3 those >_< pwincewy eyes >_> of thinye, +;;w;; Then hear me speak xDD indiffewentwy uWu fow uWu aww; +And at my ^.^ suit, ;;w;; sweet, pawdon what :3 is ^.^ past. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, >_> madam! >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed openly, +And basewy >w< put ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ without OwO wevenge? +;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the UwU gods >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ fowfend +I shouwd >w< be >_< authow ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw xDD you! +But uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw dare I >_< undewtake +>_< Fow good Wowd Titus' >w< innyocence in aww, +uWu Whose :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot dissembwed ^-^ speaks his griefs. +;;w;; Then at my suit ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; gwaciouswy uWu on him; +^w^ Wose ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyobwe :3 a fwiend uWu on vain UwU suppose, +Nyow with ^w^ souw looks affwict his gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. +>_> [Aside ^-^ to SATUWNyINyUS] UwU My lord, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, +>w< be xDD won at xDD wast; +Dissemble >w< aww >_> youw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^-^ discontents. +You awe uWu but newly planted in >_> youw x3 thwonye; +OwO West, then, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians UwU too, +:3 Upon :3 a ^.^ just >w< suwvey UwU take Titus' UwU pawt, +And OwO so >_> suppwant you uWu fow ingwatitude, +^w^ Which >_> Wome reputes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >w< heinyous uWu sin, +Yield at UwU entweats, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye: +I'll find :3 a :3 day ^-^ to massacwe them aww, +And raze theiw >w< faction ÚwÚ and theiw family, +The x3 cwuew fathew ÚwÚ and his twaitowous OwO sons, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom I :33 sued uWu fow my dear son's life; +And ^-^ make them xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to let :3 a queen +>_< Knyeew in OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and UwU beg uWu fow OwO gwace in xDD vain.- +^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ sweet Empewow; xDD come, Andronicus. +;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this good ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the OwO heawt +:33 That >_> dies in ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy frown. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Wise, uWu Titus, x3 wise; my :33 Empwess ;;w;; hath prevail'd. +;;w;; TITUS. I :3 thank >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and UwU hew, my ^w^ wowd; +^.^ These x3 wowds, ^.^ these >w< wooks, ^.^ infuse OwO nyew life in >_> me. +;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am incorporate in Wome, +OwO A Woman :3 nyow >w< adopted UwU happiwy, +And >w< must :33 advise OwO the UwU Empewow uWu fow his :33 good. +:3 This :3 day >w< aww quarrels x3 die, ^w^ Andwonyicus; +And let ^.^ it >w< be >_< minye xDD honyouw, good my lord, +:33 That I ^.^ have reconcil'd >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and you. +>_< Fow you, Prince Bassianus, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd +UwU My >_> wowd ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow +:33 That you uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ mowe mild ÚwÚ and twactabwe. +And ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, UwU wowds- ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ Wavinyia. +By my >_< advice, >w< aww x3 humbwed uWu on >_> youw knees, +You uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask pawdon >_> of his Majesty. +UwU WUCIUS. We uWu do, ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his Highness +:33 That what ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ was mildly as ^-^ we OwO might, +Tend'wing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< own. +>_> MAWCUS. :33 That uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw here ^-^ do I uWu pwotest. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Away, ÚwÚ and talk not; twoubwe OwO us nyo more. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, ^-^ we >w< must >w< aww >w< be >_< fwiends. +The Tribune ÚwÚ and his nephews knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ denyied. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ back. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< bwothew's ;;w;; hewe, +And at my UwU wuvwy Tamora's UwU entweats, +I ^-^ do remit ^.^ these x3 young xDD men's >w< heinyous ^w^ fauwts. +Stand :33 up. +Wavinyia, >w< though you weft me >_< wike :3 a churl, +I ;;w;; found :3 a :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe as death I :33 swowe +I would ^.^ nyot part :3 a bachewow ^-^ fwom OwO the pwiest. +^w^ Come, ^-^ if OwO the Emperor's couwt can feast two bwides, +You awe my guest, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwiends. +:3 This :3 day uWu shaww >w< be :3 a :3 wuv-day, uWu Tamowa. +;;w;; TITUS. :3 To-mowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty +ÚwÚ To uWu hunt OwO the xDD panthew ÚwÚ and OwO the hart with uWu me, +x3 With ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and OwO hound ^w^ we'ww ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD bonjouw. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Be ^.^ it so, uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and gwamewcy ^w^ too. +OwO Exeunt. 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Nyow uWu cwimbeth xDD Tamowa uWu Owympus' >_< top, +Safe >_< out >_> of Fowtunye's shot, ÚwÚ and OwO sits ^-^ awoft, +^w^ Secuwe >_> of :3 thundew's >_< cwack ^w^ ow :3 wightnying flash, +Advanc'd :33 abuv OwO pawe :33 envy's x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; weach. +UwU As when OwO the gowden >_< sun ^w^ sawutes OwO the mown, +And, having OwO giwt OwO the :33 ocean with his UwU beams, +x3 Gawwops OwO the UwU zodiac in his x3 gwistenying ^.^ coach +And ^w^ uvwwooks OwO the >_< highest-peewing uWu hiwws, +^w^ So uWu Tamowa. +:3 Upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wit doth earthly uWu honyouw wait, +And :3 viwtue OwO stoops ÚwÚ and twembwes at xDD hew frown. +>_> Then, >_> Aawon, arm >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and x3 fit >w< thy >_> thoughts +ÚwÚ To x3 mount ^-^ awoft with >w< thy >w< impewiaw mistress, +And x3 mount xDD hew :3 pitch xDD whom :3 thou in ;;w;; twiumph UwU wong. +xDD Hast pwisonyew >_> hewd, ^-^ fett'wed in amorous ^.^ chains, +And ^-^ fastew bound ^-^ to OwO Aawon's :3 chawming eyes +>w< Than :3 is Prometheus tied ^-^ to ÚwÚ Caucasus. +:3 Away with slavish weeds ÚwÚ and sewviwe :3 thoughts! +I uWu wiww >w< be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and shinye in ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, +ÚwÚ To OwO wait x3 upon :3 this nyew-made empewess. +ÚwÚ To wait, ^w^ said x3 I? ÚwÚ To >_< wanton with :3 this queen, +:3 This goddess, :3 this ^.^ Semiwamis, :3 this :33 nymph, +:3 This uWu siwen UwU that uWu wiww chawm :33 Wome's ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, +And UwU see his ;;w;; shipwweck ÚwÚ and his >_< commonweaw's. +ÚwÚ Huwwo! what :3 stowm :3 is uWu this? + +x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETRIUS, xDD bwaving + +uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, >w< thy years ÚwÚ wants wit, >w< thy xDD wits ÚwÚ wants >_> edge +And xDD mannyews, ^-^ to intwude xDD whewe I x3 am gwac'd, +And >w< may, uWu fow >w< aught :3 thou :33 knyowest, ;;w;; affected UwU be. +CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, :3 thou OwO dost uvw-ween in uWu aww; +And OwO so in this, ^-^ to bear me ;;w;; down with >w< bwaves. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two +:3 Makes me less >_< gwacious ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe x3 fowtunyate: +I x3 am as able ÚwÚ and as x3 fit as :3 thou +ÚwÚ To sewve ÚwÚ and ^-^ to deserve my x3 mistwess' ÚwÚ gwace; +And UwU that my >_< swowd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww UwU appwuv, +And >w< pwead my ^.^ passions uWu fow UwU Wavinyia's wuv. +:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Cwubs, clubs! ^.^ These lovers uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO the +^-^ peace. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, although ^-^ ouw mothew, unyadvis'd, +Gave you :3 a ^-^ dancing ;;w;; wapiew uWu by >_> youw >w< side, +uWu Awe you OwO so desperate UwU gwown ^-^ to ^-^ thweat >_> youw uWu fwiends? +uWu Go to; ^.^ have >_> youw >w< wath gwued within >_> youw >w< sheath +;;w;; Tiww you xDD knyow better how ^-^ to handle it. +CHIWON. >w< Meanwhiwe, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the wittwe >_> skiww I x3 have, +>w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou pewceive how >w< much I >_> dawe. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, OwO boy, gwow ye OwO so bwave? ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] +:3 AAWON. >_> [Coming forward] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU wowds! +^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the Emperor's :33 pawace dare ye dwaw +And maintain such :3 a >_< quawwew openwy? +>w< Fuww ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww :3 this grudge: +I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of gold +The cause ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown ^-^ to them ^.^ it UwU most concewns; +Nyow would >_> youw x3 nyobwe mothew uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe +Be OwO so ^.^ dishonyouwed in OwO the couwt >_> of Rome. +>_< Fow shame, >w< put :33 up. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have sheath'd +UwU My ;;w;; wapiew in his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and withaw +UwU Thwust x3 those wepwoachfuw >_< speeches ;;w;; down his ^w^ thwoat +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath breath'd in my ^-^ dishonyouw here. +CHIWON. >_< Fow UwU that I x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 fuww resolv'd, +^-^ Fouw-spoken xDD cowawd, UwU that thund'rest with >w< thy tongue, +And with >w< thy x3 weapon nyothing :33 daw'st pewfowm. +:3 AAWON. Away, I :33 say! +Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU gods UwU that ^.^ wawwike uWu Goths >_> adowe, +:3 This pwetty :33 bwabbwe uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. +ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think you ^.^ nyot how dangewous +^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ jet x3 upon :3 a >w< pwince's OwO wight? +>_> What, :3 is ^w^ Wavinyia then ÚwÚ become OwO so woose, +Ow Bassianyus OwO so degenerate, +:33 That uWu fow xDD hew love such quarrels ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoach'd +Without ^w^ contwowment, justice, ^w^ ow OwO wevenge? +Young x3 wowds, ^-^ bewawe; OwO an shouwd OwO the :33 Empwess xDD knyow +:3 This >w< discowd's >w< gwound, OwO the music would ^.^ nyot pwease. +CHIWON. I cawe ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wowwd: +I love ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the world. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Youngwing, learn :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some meaner x3 choice: +:33 Wavinya :3 is UwU thinye ÚwÚ ewdew >_< bwothew's :33 hope. +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, awe ye >_< mad, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ye ^.^ nyot in >_> Wome +OwO How ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ and impatient uWu they ^.^ be, +And cannyot ^.^ bwook UwU competitows in love? +I tell you, x3 wowds, you ^-^ do uWu but plot >_> youw deaths +By :3 this xDD device. +CHIWON. >_> Aawon, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths +Wouwd I uWu pwopose ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve xDD hew xDD whom I wuv. +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; achieve ÚwÚ hew- ^-^ how? +uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou ^.^ it OwO so strange? +She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be :33 woo'd; +She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be OwO won; +She :3 is Wavinyia, OwO thewefowe >w< must >w< be >_> wov'd. +>_> What, ^w^ man! ^-^ mowe >w< watew uWu gwideth uWu by OwO the mill +>w< Than ÚwÚ wots OwO the miwwew >w< of; ÚwÚ and :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is +x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cut xDD woaf ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a shive, ^-^ we know. +^-^ Though Bassianyus >w< be OwO the Emperor's :33 bwothew, +>_< Bettew than ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO wown ^-^ Vuwcan's ÚwÚ badge. +:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and as good as xDD Satuwnyinyus OwO may. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ despaiw UwU that knows ^-^ to couwt ^.^ it +x3 With x3 wowds, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wibewawity? +>_> What, x3 hast ^.^ nyot :3 thou :33 fuww >_< often struck :3 a UwU doe, +And ÚwÚ bownye xDD hew cweanwy uWu by OwO the keepew's nyose? +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^.^ it uWu seems >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain >w< snyatch ^w^ ow OwO so +Wouwd sewve >_> youw uWu tuwns. +CHIWON. >w< Ay, OwO so OwO the xDD tuwn ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sewved. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Aawon, :3 thou x3 hast :3 hit it. +:3 AAWON. Wouwd you xDD had :3 hit ^.^ it OwO too! +;;w;; Then shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< be tiw'd with :3 this ÚwÚ ado. +ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk >_< ye, :3 hawk :33 ye! ÚwÚ and awe you such fools +ÚwÚ To :3 squawe uWu fow uWu this? Wouwd ^.^ it offend you, then, +:33 That uWu both shouwd ^w^ speed? +CHIWON. OwO Faith, ^.^ nyot >_> me. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Nyow uWu me, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ onye. +:3 AAWON. >_< Fow shame, >w< be fwiends, ÚwÚ and >_> join uWu fow UwU that you >_> jaw. +^.^ 'Tis powicy ÚwÚ and :3 stwatagem >w< must ^-^ do +:33 That you OwO affect; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< must you :3 wesowve +:33 That what you cannyot as you would achieve, +You >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce accompwish as you OwO may. +;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of :3 me: ÚwÚ Wucwece ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_< chaste +>w< Than :3 this Wavinyia, Bassianus' wuv. +OwO A ÚwÚ speediew ^-^ couwse than ling'ring ÚwÚ wanguishment +Must ^-^ we >_< puwsue, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the path. +UwU My x3 wowds, :3 a sowemn x3 hunting :3 is in >w< hand; +Thewe uWu wiww OwO the UwU wuvwy Woman ;;w;; wadies ^-^ twoop; +The fowest walks awe ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, +And many :3 unfwequented >_< pwots there awe +Fitted uWu by >w< kind uWu fow >w< wape ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. +Single you thithew then :3 this dainty UwU doe, +And strike xDD hew UwU home uWu by x3 fowce ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by wowds. +:3 This >_< way, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at aww, ^.^ stand you in :33 hope. +^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ ouw Empwess, with xDD hew xDD sacwed ÚwÚ wit +ÚwÚ To viwwainy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance consecwate, +uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 acquaint with >w< aww what ^-^ we uWu intend; +And ^.^ she uWu shaww file ^-^ ouw xDD enginyes with >_> advice +:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to :3 squawe yourselves, +But ^-^ to >_> youw wishes' >_< height ^.^ advance you >_> both. +The Emperor's couwt :3 is >_< wike OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Fame, +The :33 pawace :33 fuww >_> of OwO tongues, >_> of >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ears; +The ^.^ woods awe wuthwess, >_< dweadfuw, >_< deaf, ÚwÚ and dull. +Thewe speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ stwike, bwave uWu boys, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw turns; +Thewe sewve >_> youw >w< wust, >_< shadowed ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's eye, +And revel in UwU Wavinyia's OwO tweasuwy. +CHIWON. x3 Thy counsew, >_> wad, smewws >_> of nyo cowardice. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Sit ^-^ fas :3 aut nyefas, ÚwÚ tiww I find OwO the ^w^ stweam +ÚwÚ To cool :3 this ÚwÚ heat, :3 a chawm ^-^ to UwU cawm ^.^ these >w< fits, +Pew >_> Styga, pew manes ^-^ vehow. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A fowest ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, ÚwÚ and his three OwO sons, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, +:33 making :3 a ^w^ nyoise with hounds ÚwÚ and :33 howns; ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS + +;;w;; TITUS. The uWu hunt :3 is uWu up, OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is UwU bwight ÚwÚ and xDD gwey, +The fields awe >_> fwagwant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ woods awe green. +Uncouple ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^-^ make :3 a OwO bay, +And :3 wake OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, +And ;;w;; wouse OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ring :3 a >w< huntew's ^-^ peaw, +:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt ^-^ may ^w^ echo with OwO the ^w^ nyoise. +Sons, let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw chawge, as ^.^ it :3 is UwU ouws, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ attend OwO the Emperor's person cawefuwwy. +I ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed in my ;;w;; sweep :3 this night, +But dawnying :3 day OwO nyew comfort ;;w;; hath inspir'd. + +;;w;; Hewe :3 a x3 cwy >_> of ^w^ hounds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind howns in :3 a :3 peaw. +;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew SATURNINUS, TAMORA, OwO BASSIANyUS uWu WAVINyIA, +ÚwÚ CHIWON, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and theiw attendants +>_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! +^w^ Madam, ^-^ to you as many ÚwÚ and as uWu good! +I promised >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a >w< huntew's :3 peaw. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And you ^.^ have ^w^ wung ^.^ it wustiwy, my UwU wowds- +>w< Somewhat xDD too >_< eawwy uWu fow >w< nyew-mawwied ladies. +>_< BASSIANyUS. Wavinyia, how uWu say you? +OwO WAVINyIA. I uWu say no; +I ^.^ have >_< been bwoad :33 awake two ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and more. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Come uWu on then, horse ÚwÚ and chawiots let OwO us x3 have, +And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sport. uWu [To TAMORA] ^w^ Madam, :3 nyow uWu shaww ye UwU see +Our Woman >_< hunting. +>_> MAWCUS. I ^.^ have UwU dogs, my lord, +uWu Wiww ;;w;; wouse OwO the pwoudest xDD panthew in OwO the x3 chase, +And climb OwO the OwO highest xDD pwomontowy top. +;;w;; TITUS. And I ^.^ have horse uWu wiww follow xDD whewe OwO the uWu game +:3 Makes >_< way, ÚwÚ and run >_< wike UwU swawwows o'ew OwO the plain. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, ^-^ we uWu hunt ;;w;; nyot, >_> we, with horse :3 nyow >_> hound, +But >w< hope ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a dainty ^w^ doe ^-^ to ground. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A lonely part >_> of OwO the fowest + +x3 Entew >_> AAWON xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 bag >_> of gold + +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD had ÚwÚ wit would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had x3 nyonye, +ÚwÚ To :33 buwy OwO so >w< much gold uWu undew :3 a twee +And never aftew ^-^ to xDD inhewit it. +>_> Wet him UwU that OwO thinks >_> of me OwO so >_> abjectwy +xDD Knyow UwU that :3 this gold >w< must >_< coin :3 a stwatagem, +>w< Which, cunningly ^w^ effected, uWu wiww ^.^ beget +OwO A vewy excellent piece >_> of :3 viwwainy. +And OwO so ^-^ wepose, ^w^ sweet ^.^ gowd, uWu fow theiw UwU unwest +>w< [Hides OwO the uWu gowd] +:33 That ^.^ have theiw ÚwÚ awms >_< out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 chest. + +x3 Entew OwO TAMOWA xDD awonye, ^-^ to OwO the Moor + +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My UwU wuvwy >_> Aawon, xDD whewefowe wook'st :3 thou >_> sad +When OwO evewything OwO does ^-^ make :3 a >_> gweefuw boast? +The :33 biwds x3 chant >w< mewody uWu on every ;;w;; bush; +The ÚwÚ snyakes lie x3 wowwed in OwO the cheerful ;;w;; sun; +The green leaves ÚwÚ quivew with OwO the cooling ^.^ wind +And ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ chequew'd ;;w;; shadow uWu on OwO the ground; +^.^ Undew theiw ^w^ sweet :33 shade, >_> Aawon, let OwO us >_> sit, +And >_< whiwe OwO the xDD babbwing ^w^ echo >w< mocks OwO the ^w^ hounds, +Replying shrilly ^-^ to OwO the :3 weww-tun'd >_< howns, +UwU As ^-^ if :3 a double uWu hunt ;;w;; wewe heard at once, +>_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and mark theiw uWu yewwowing noise; +And- aftew conflict such as ÚwÚ was suppos'd +The uWu wand'wing pwince ÚwÚ and >_< Dido UwU once x3 enjoyed, +When with :3 a x3 happy :3 stowm uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwpwis'd, +And cuwtain'd with :3 a ^-^ counsew-keeping cave- +We >w< may, OwO each >_< wweathed in OwO the other's uWu awms, +Our ^.^ pastimes >_< donye, ^.^ possess :3 a gowden ÚwÚ swumbew, +ÚwÚ Whiwes hounds ÚwÚ and howns ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious :33 biwds +Be x3 unto OwO us as :3 is :3 a nurse's ^.^ song +x3 Of >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to bwing xDD hew ;;w;; babe asleep. +:3 AAWON. ^w^ Madam, >w< though uWu Venyus :33 guvwn >_> youw desiwes, +ÚwÚ Satuwn :3 is :33 dominyatow xDD uvw x3 minye. +What >_> signyifies my deadly-standing eye, +UwU My siwence ÚwÚ and my cloudy mewanchowy, +UwU My xDD fweece >_> of woolly >_< haiw UwU that :3 nyow uncuwws +>_< Even as OwO an x3 addew when ^.^ she doth uWu unwoww +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >w< some :33 fataw execution? +No, UwU madam, ^.^ these awe nyo >_< venyeweaw ^w^ signs. +>w< Vengeance :3 is in my xDD heawt, death in my ;;w;; hand, +Bwood ÚwÚ and wevenge awe >_> hammewing in my head. +Hawk, ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the empwess >_> of my >_> souw, +^w^ Which never OwO hopes ^-^ mowe >w< heaven than wests in ^w^ thee- +:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day >_> of :33 doom uWu fow ^w^ Bassianyus; +His Phiwomew >w< must wose xDD hew :33 tongue UwU to-day, +x3 Thy >_< sons ^-^ make UwU piwwage >_> of xDD hew >_< chastity, +And wash theiw ^.^ hands in Bassianus' bwood. +>_> Seest :3 thou :3 this >_> wettew? ;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu up, I pray ^.^ thee, +And ^w^ give OwO the UwU King :3 this fatal-plotted scroll. +Nyow xDD question me nyo ^-^ mowe; ^-^ we awe uWu espied. +;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a uWu pawcew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hopefuw :33 booty, +^w^ Which xDD dweads ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet theiw >_< wives' ^w^ destwuction. + +x3 Entew OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA + +;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Ah, my ^w^ sweet Moow, ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to me than life! +:3 AAWON. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gweat Empress: Bassianyus comes. +Be cross with him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy >_< sons +ÚwÚ To xDD back >w< thy :33 quawwews, x3 whatsoe'ew uWu they UwU be. Exit +>_< BASSIANyUS. OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :33 Wome's :33 woyaw Emperess, +Unfuwnyish'd >_> of xDD hew >w< weww-beseeming ÚwÚ twoop? +Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Dian, habited >_< wike UwU hew, +OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU abandonyed xDD hew holy ;;w;; gwuvs +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 hunting in :3 this forest? +;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Saucy controller >_> of my pwivate steps! +Had I OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that >w< some uWu say xDD Dian ^-^ had, +x3 Thy OwO tempwes shouwd >w< be planted ÚwÚ pwesentwy +x3 With >_< howns, as ÚwÚ was Actaeon's; ÚwÚ and OwO the hounds +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ dwive x3 upon >w< thy new-transformed xDD wimbs, +:3 Unmannyewwy ^-^ intwudew as :3 thou ^.^ awt! +OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw >_> patience, gentwe Emperess, +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> gift in horning, +And ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted UwU that >_> youw Moor ÚwÚ and you +uWu Awe ^w^ singwed :3 fowth ^-^ to twy >w< thy :3 expewiments. +OwO Juv OwO shiewd >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ fwom his hounds xDD to-day! +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd UwU take him uWu fow :3 a stag. +>_< BASSIANyUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu Queen, >_> youw swawth Cimmerian +^-^ Doth ^-^ make >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> of his body's hue, +^-^ Spotted, detested, ÚwÚ and x3 abominyabwe. +UwU Why awe you ^w^ sequest'wed ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_> youw OwO twain, +^w^ Dismounted ^-^ fwom >_> youw UwU snyow-white ÚwÚ goodwy ^-^ steed, +And wand'wed UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO an >_> obscuwe pwot, +UwU Accompanyied uWu but with :3 a ^.^ bawbawous Moow, +>w< If ;;w;; fouw desiwe xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu conducted you? +OwO WAVINyIA. And, being xDD intewcepted in >_> youw sport, +Great reason UwU that my x3 nyobwe lord >w< be x3 wated +>_< Fow ÚwÚ saucinyess. I pray you let OwO us hence, +And let xDD hew ^.^ joy xDD hew :3 waven-cowouwed :33 wuv; +:3 This >w< vawwey ^-^ fits OwO the OwO puwpose >_< passing :33 weww. +>_< BASSIANyUS. The UwU King my bwothew uWu shaww ^.^ have nyotice >_> of ÚwÚ this. +OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^.^ these uWu swips ^.^ have :3 made him nyoted UwU wong. +Good ^-^ king, ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abused! +;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe >w< aww ÚwÚ this. + +x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS + +uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How nyow, dear suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious mothew! +UwU Why doth >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ wook OwO so OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wan? +;;w;; TAMOWA. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU pawe? +^.^ These two ^.^ have 'ticed me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. +OwO A xDD bawwen :3 detested vale you UwU see ^.^ it UwU is: +The trees, >w< though :33 summew, ÚwÚ yet >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and wean, +>w< Ovewcome with moss ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw mistwetoe; +;;w;; Hewe never uWu shinyes OwO the ;;w;; sun; here nyothing OwO bweeds, +>_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ nyightwy oww ^w^ ow :33 fataw x3 waven. +And when uWu they show'd me :3 this abhowwed xDD pit, +^.^ They told uWu me, ;;w;; hewe, at UwU dead UwU time >_> of OwO the night, +OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> fiends, :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO hissing snyakes, +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; swewwing >_< toads, as many :3 uwchins, +Wouwd ^-^ make such xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and :33 confused x3 cwies +UwU As ^-^ any x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ body hearing ^.^ it +;;w;; Shouwd straight ^-^ faww mad ^w^ ow ewse die suddenly. +:3 Nyo sooner xDD had uWu they told :3 this ^.^ hewwish xDD tawe +But straight uWu they told me uWu they would uWu bind me here +^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a dismaw yew, +And xDD weave me ^-^ to :3 this xDD misewabwe :33 death. +And then uWu they xDD caww'd me ;;w;; fouw ^-^ aduwtewess, +:3 Wascivious UwU Goth, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 bittewest >_> tewms +:33 That >w< evew ear >_> did hear ^-^ to such xDD effect; +And xDD had you ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 wondwous >_> fowtunye xDD come, +:3 This ;;w;; vengeance uWu on me xDD had uWu they >_< executed. +^w^ Wevenge it, as you love >_> youw >_> mothew's xDD wife, +Ow >w< be ye ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth xDD caww'd my children. +uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a witness UwU that I x3 am >w< thy :33 son. +>_> [Stabs OwO BASSIANyUS] +CHIWON. And :3 this uWu fow uWu me, struck UwU home ^-^ to show my strength. +xDD [Awso stabs] +OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, xDD come, Semiramis- xDD nyay, ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ Tamowa, +>_< Fow nyo name ^-^ fits >w< thy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but >w< thy own! +;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Give me OwO the >_> ponyiawd; you uWu shaww >w< knyow, my uWu boys, +Your >_> mothew's hand uWu shaww ^.^ wight >_> youw >_> mothew's ^.^ wwong. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Stay, UwU madam, here :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to UwU hew; +>w< Fiwst thrash OwO the :33 cown, then aftew >_< buwn OwO the :33 stwaw. +:3 This :3 minyion ÚwÚ stood x3 upon xDD hew >_< chastity, +:3 Upon xDD hew ^w^ nyuptiaw vow, xDD hew ^w^ woyawty, +And with UwU that ^w^ painted >w< hope ;;w;; bwaves >_> youw :33 mightinyess; +And uWu shaww ^.^ she carry :3 this x3 unto xDD hew grave? +CHIWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO an eunuch. +xDD Dwag x3 hence xDD hew xDD husband ^-^ to >w< some >w< secwet :3 howe, +And ^-^ make his UwU dead twunk piwwow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu wust. +;;w;; TAMOWA. But when ye ^.^ have OwO the honey ^-^ we desiwe, +>_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 this ;;w;; wasp :3 outwive, OwO us uWu both ^-^ to sting. +CHIWON. I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU madam, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make UwU that sure. +^w^ Come, mistress, :3 nyow ÚwÚ pewfowce ^-^ we uWu wiww enjoy +:33 That >_> nyice-pwesewved xDD honyesty >_> of ^w^ youws. +OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O OwO Tamowa! :3 thou beawest :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face- +;;w;; TAMOWA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew >_< speak; away with her! +OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, entweat xDD hew hear me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. +uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO Wisten, fair UwU madam: let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw >_> gwowy +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew teaws; uWu but >w< be >_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to them +UwU As unwewenting fwint ^-^ to ^.^ dwops >_> of :33 wain. +OwO WAVINyIA. When >_> did OwO the :3 tigew's x3 young ones teach OwO the ^-^ dam? +:33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn xDD hew wrath- ^.^ she ^w^ taught ^.^ it thee; +The >_< miwk :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> did xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawbwe, +>_< Even at >w< thy :33 teat :3 thou xDD hadst >w< thy tyranny. +>_> Yet every mothew >_> bweeds ^.^ nyot >_< sons :3 awike: +uWu [To xDD CHIWON] Do :3 thou entweat xDD hew show :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; pity. +CHIWON. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a bastard? +OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis true, OwO the raven doth ^.^ nyot hatch :3 a ÚwÚ wawk. +>_> Yet ^.^ have I heard- :33 O, :33 couwd I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyow!- +The ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; mov'd with pity, >_> did >_> enduwe +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his >_< pwincewy :3 paws par'd >w< aww >_> away. +uWu Some uWu say UwU that ravens >_< fostew >w< fowwown ^-^ chiwdwen, +The UwU whiwst theiw >_> own :33 biwds :3 famish in theiw OwO nyests; +:33 O, >w< be ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though >w< thy ^-^ hawd OwO heawt uWu say no, +Nyothing OwO so kind, uWu but xDD something pitifuw! +;;w;; TAMOWA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ÚwÚ means; away with her! +OwO WAVINyIA. :33 O, let me teach thee! >_< Fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, +:33 That >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life when ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO swain ^.^ thee, +Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ obduwate, open >w< thy xDD deaf x3 eaws. +;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Hadst :3 thou in person :33 nye'ew uWu offended uWu me, +>_< Even uWu fow his :33 sake x3 am I pitiless. +:3 Wemembew, uWu boys, I UwU pouw'd :3 fowth ;;w;; teaws in vain +ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ sacwifice; +But fiewce ^-^ Andwonyicus would ^.^ nyot relent. +OwO Thewefowe away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use xDD hew as you wiww; +The >_< wowse ^-^ to xDD hew OwO the better :33 wov'd >_> of >_> me. +OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O ÚwÚ Tamowa, >w< be xDD caww'd :3 a gentwe queen, +And with UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands :33 kiww me in :3 this pwace! +>_< Fow 'tis ^.^ nyot life UwU that I ^.^ have begg'd OwO so xDD wong; +OwO Poow I ÚwÚ was OwO swain when Bassianyus died. +;;w;; TAMOWA. What OwO beg'st thou, ^.^ then? ^-^ Fond woman, let me ^.^ go. +OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ pwesent death I beg; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, +:33 That >_< womanhood ^w^ denyies my :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teww: +:33 O, ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom theiw >_< wowse than :33 kiwwing >w< wust, +And ÚwÚ tumbwe me OwO into >w< some ^-^ woathsome xDD pit, +:3 Whewe never ÚwÚ man's eye ^-^ may >w< behowd my body; +Do this, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a chawitabwe muwdewew. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ So shouwd I x3 wob my ^w^ sweet >_< sons >_> of theiw fee; +No, let them xDD satisfy theiw wust uWu on thee. +uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Away! uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO us here xDD too UwU wong. +OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyo :3 gwace? nyo womanhood? xDD Ah, >_> beastwy creature, +The ^-^ bwot ÚwÚ and enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_< nyame! +>_< Confusion faww- +CHIWON. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. >_< Bwing :3 thou xDD hew >_> husband. +:3 This :3 is OwO the hole xDD whewe ^-^ Aawon ;;w;; bid OwO us hide >_> him. + +^.^ DEMETWIUS throws OwO the ÚwÚ body +>_> of OwO BASSIANyUS OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; then exeunt +^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, dwagging x3 off :33 WAVINyIA + +;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, my >w< sons; UwU see UwU that you ^-^ make xDD hew sure. +:33 Nye'ew let my OwO heawt xDD knyow >_> mewwy :33 cheew >_< indeed +;;w;; Tiww >w< aww OwO the Andronici >w< be :3 made >_> away. +Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence ^-^ to >w< seek my UwU wuvwy Moow, +And let my spweenfuw >_< sons :3 this >_< twuww >w< defwowew. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew AARON, with two +>_> of >_< TITUS' OwO sons, QUINTUS ÚwÚ and MARTIUS + +:3 AAWON. Come OwO on, my x3 wowds, OwO the better foot ^.^ befowe; +:33 Stwaight uWu wiww I bwing you ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woathsome ^.^ pit +:3 Whewe I x3 espied OwO the xDD panthew fast asleep. +OwO QUINTUS. UwU My OwO sight :3 is vewy dull, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. +UwU MAWTIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, I pwomise OwO you; ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu fow shame, +^.^ Weww :33 couwd I xDD weave ^-^ ouw uWu spowt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> awhiwe. +>_< [Fawws OwO into OwO the xDD pit] +OwO QUINTUS. >_> What, art :3 thou fallen? What subtle hole :3 is this, +uWu Whose OwO mouth :3 is cuvwed with ^-^ wude-gwowing briers, +:3 Upon uWu whose leaves awe ^.^ dwops >_> of nyew-shed UwU bwood +UwU As ^.^ fwesh as xDD mownying OwO dew distiww'd uWu on ^-^ fwowews? +OwO A vewy :33 fataw place ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to >_> me. +xDD Speak, :33 bwothew, x3 hast :3 thou hurt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the faww? +UwU MAWTIUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, with OwO the UwU dismaw'st object hurt +:33 That >w< evew eye with OwO sight :3 made OwO heawt lament! +:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ fetch OwO the UwU King ^-^ to find them ;;w;; hewe, +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ theweby ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ guess +OwO How ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe uWu they UwU that :3 made away his brother. Exit +UwU MAWTIUS. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot comfort uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp me >_< out +From :3 this unhallow'd ÚwÚ and blood-stained :3 howe? +OwO QUINTUS. I x3 am >_< suwpwised with OwO an ^w^ uncouth fear; +OwO A chilling ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ o'ew-wuns my :3 twembwing :3 joints; +UwU My OwO heawt suspects ^-^ mowe than >_< minye eye can :3 see. +UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv :3 thou x3 hast :3 a OwO twue divining xDD heawt, +^-^ Aawon ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down OwO into :3 this den, +And UwU see :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO sight >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. +OwO QUINTUS. ^-^ Aawon :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and my compassionate OwO heawt +uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< pewmit >_< minye eyes UwU once ^-^ to >w< behowd +The xDD thing ;;w;; wheweat ^.^ it twembwes uWu by >_< suwmise; +:33 O, tell me ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow +>_> Was I :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. +UwU MAWTIUS. Wowd Bassianyus :3 wies OwO beway'd in blood, +^-^ Aww uWu on :3 a uWu heap, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> swaughtewed ^w^ wamb, +UwU In :3 this detested, xDD dawk, UwU bwood-dwinking xDD pit. +OwO QUINTUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD dawk, how OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow 'tis x3 he? +UwU MAWTIUS. :3 Upon his bwoody fingew ^.^ he doth wear +OwO A pwecious ring UwU that ;;w;; wightens >w< aww :3 this :3 howe, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a x3 tapew in >w< some monument, +^-^ Doth shinye x3 upon OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ man's earthy :33 cheeks, +And >w< shows OwO the ^.^ wagged entrails >_> of :3 this ^-^ pit; +^w^ So OwO pawe >_> did shinye OwO the ^-^ moon uWu on Pywamus +When ^.^ he uWu by night uWu way xDD bath'd in OwO maiden bwood. +:3 O :33 bwothew, ^w^ hewp me with >w< thy x3 fainting :3 hand- +>w< If ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee faint, as me ^.^ it hath- +Out >_> of :3 this feww devouring weceptacwe, +UwU As ^-^ hatefuw as >_< Cocytus' ^-^ misty UwU mouth. +OwO QUINTUS. >_< Weach me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee out, +Or, >_< wanting OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much uWu good, +I ^-^ may >w< be UwU pwuck'd OwO into OwO the swawwowing >_> womb +x3 Of :3 this ^-^ deep xDD pit, UwU poow Bassianus' ^-^ gwave. +I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwink. +UwU MAWTIUS. Nyow I nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to climb ^-^ without >w< thy uWu hewp. +OwO QUINTUS. x3 Thy hand UwU once ^-^ mowe; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot loose uWu again, +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou art here ^-^ awoft, ^w^ ow I below. +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to :3 me- I come ^-^ to thee. >_< [Fawws >w< in] + +x3 Entew OwO the EMPEROR ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor + +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Awong with UwU me! I'll UwU see what hole :3 is ;;w;; hewe, +And what ^.^ he :3 is UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ weapt OwO into it. +Say, ^-^ who art :3 thou UwU that lately didst >_> descend +x3 Into :3 this >_> gaping >w< howwow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? +UwU MAWTIUS. The OwO unhappy >_< sons >_> of ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, +Brought UwU hithew in :3 a UwU most unwucky xDD houw, +ÚwÚ To find >w< thy bwothew Bassianyus UwU dead. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU My bwothew x3 dead! I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but :3 jest: +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his wady uWu both awe at OwO the lodge +:3 Upon OwO the >_< nyowth >_> side >_> of :3 this >_> pweasant chase; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft them ^.^ thewe. +UwU MAWTIUS. We xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe you weft them >w< aww x3 awive; +But, >_< out awas! here ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; found him UwU dead. + +;;w;; We-entew TAMORA, with +^.^ attendants; >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and Wucius + +;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the ^.^ King? +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Here, x3 Tamowa; >w< though :3 gwiev'd with :33 kiwwing ^w^ gwief. +;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew :3 Bassianyus? +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the xDD bottom OwO dost :3 thou >_> seawch my :3 wound; +OwO Poow Bassianyus here :3 wies >_< muwdewed. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate I bwing :3 this :33 fataw ^w^ wwit, +The complot >_> of :3 this ^.^ timewess ^.^ twagedy; +And wonder OwO gweatwy UwU that ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face can ^-^ fowd +UwU In >w< pweasing >_> smiwes such UwU muwdewous tyranny. +[She ^-^ giveth >_> SATUWNyINyE :3 a letter] +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'An ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ miss ^-^ to ^.^ meet him handsomely, +^.^ Sweet ^.^ huntsman- Bassianyus 'tis ^-^ we ^w^ mean- +Do :3 thou OwO so >w< much as :3 dig OwO the grave uWu fow >_> him. +Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw meaning. Wook uWu fow >w< thy reward +x3 Among OwO the nyettwes at OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew-twee +^w^ Which uvwshades OwO the OwO mouth >_> of UwU that >_> same ^.^ pit +:3 Whewe ^-^ we decreed ^-^ to :33 buwy :33 Bassianyus. +Do this, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase OwO us >w< thy ÚwÚ wasting fwiends.' +:3 O OwO Tamowa! ÚwÚ was >w< evew heard OwO the >_< wike? +:3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ pit ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^.^ ewdew-twee. +Look, ;;w;; siws, ^-^ if you can find OwO the ÚwÚ huntsman >_< out +:33 That shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed Bassianyus here. +:3 AAWON. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here :3 is OwO the x3 bag >_> of >w< gowd. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu [To ÚwÚ TITUS] >w< Two >_> of >w< thy ^.^ whewps, feww cuws >_> of bwoody +kind, +>_< Have here >_> beweft my bwothew >_> of his wife. +>w< Siws, drag them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pit x3 unto OwO the prison; +Thewe let them xDD bide xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< devis'd +uWu Some uWu nyevew-heawd-of ^w^ towtuwing pain uWu fow ^.^ them. +;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> What, awe uWu they in :3 this pit? :3 O :3 wondwous :3 thing! +OwO How easiwy murder :3 is >w< discuvwed! +;;w;; TITUS. High >_< Empewow, x3 upon my feebwe knee +I UwU beg :3 this >w< boon, with ;;w;; teaws ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy UwU shed, +:33 That :3 this feww fauwt >_> of my accursed x3 sons- +^w^ Accuwsed ^-^ if OwO the fauwt >w< be ^w^ pwov'd in ^w^ them- +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be prov'd! You UwU see ^.^ it :3 is >_> appawent. +OwO Who ;;w;; found :3 this >_> wettew? ÚwÚ Tamowa, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? +;;w;; TAMOWA. ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ himsewf >_> did UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. +;;w;; TITUS. I :33 did, my lord, ÚwÚ yet let me >w< be theiw >_< baiw; +>_< Fow, uWu by my ^w^ fathews' OwO wevewend OwO tomb, I x3 vow +^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be ready at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu wiww +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew theiw suspicion with theiw >w< wives. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot bail them; UwU see :3 thou follow >_> me. +uWu Some bwing OwO the ^-^ muwdewed body, >w< some OwO the UwU muwdewews; +>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a word- OwO the UwU guiwt :3 is ;;w;; pwain; +>_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, ;;w;; wewe there >_< wowse ^-^ end than >_< death, +:33 That ^-^ end x3 upon them shouwd >w< be >_< executed. +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Andwonyicus, I uWu wiww entweat OwO the King. +OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< sons; uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >_< Wucius, x3 come; stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to talk with ^.^ them. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with uWu WAVINyIA, +xDD hew ^.^ hands ÚwÚ cut OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd + +uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU So, :3 nyow >w< go >_< teww, OwO an ^-^ if >w< thy :33 tongue can ÚwÚ speak, +OwO Who 'twas UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd thee. +CHIWON. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down >w< thy UwU mind, uWu bewway >w< thy meaning so, +An ^-^ if >w< thy :3 stumps uWu wiww let ÚwÚ thee xDD pway OwO the uWu scwibe. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ See how with signs ÚwÚ and ^w^ tokens ^.^ she can scwoww. +CHIWON. uWu Go home, caww uWu fow ^w^ sweet ^w^ watew, wash >w< thy hands. +uWu DEMETWIUS. She ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ caww, :3 nyow ^.^ hands ^-^ to wash; +And OwO so wet's xDD weave xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; siwent wawks. +CHIWON. An 'twere my ^-^ cause, I shouwd >w< go >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee xDD knyit OwO the cord. +>_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and CHIWON + +Wind howns. x3 Entew ^w^ MAWCUS, ^-^ fwom x3 hunting + +>_> MAWCUS. OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ this?- my niece, UwU that flies away OwO so ^w^ fast? +uWu Cousin, :3 a uWu wowd: xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? +>w< If I ^-^ do dweam, would >w< aww my wealth would :3 wake UwU me! +>w< If I ^-^ do >w< wake, >w< some ^w^ pwanyet strike me down, +:33 That I ^-^ may swumbew OwO an eternal sweep! +xDD Speak, gentwe nyiece. What >w< stewn ungentwe ^.^ hands +;;w;; Hath x3 wopp'd, ÚwÚ and :3 hew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< thy ÚwÚ body x3 bawe +x3 Of xDD hew two xDD bwanches- x3 those ^w^ sweet :33 ownyaments +uWu Whose >_< ciwcwing ^w^ shadows kings ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ in, +And UwU might ^.^ nyot >_< gain OwO so gweat :3 a >w< happinyess +UwU As half >w< thy love? UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? +^.^ Awas, :3 a :3 cwimson >_> wivew >_> of warm blood, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a bubbwing >_< fountain stirr'd with wind, +^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww :3 between >w< thy ^-^ wosed wips, +^.^ Coming ÚwÚ and ^-^ going with >w< thy honey ^.^ bweath. +But ^w^ suwe >w< some Tereus ;;w;; hath UwU defwowewed ^.^ thee, +And, west :3 thou shouldst uWu detect ^w^ him, ÚwÚ cut >w< thy OwO tongue. +xDD Ah, :3 nyow :3 thou turn'st away >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow OwO shame! +And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww :3 this woss >_> of blood- +UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a conduit with three issuing spouts- +>_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy x3 cheeks ÚwÚ wook wed as Titan's ;;w;; face +UwU Bwushing ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a >w< cwoud. +:33 Shaww I speak uWu fow OwO thee? :33 Shaww I uWu say 'tis so? +:33 O, UwU that I knew >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and knew OwO the >_> beast, +:33 That I UwU might ;;w;; waiw at him ^-^ to >_> ease my mind! +Sorrow concealed, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ uvn stopp'd, +^-^ Doth >_< buwn OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to cindews xDD whewe ^.^ it is. +^-^ Faiw ^.^ Phiwomew, x3 why ^.^ she uWu but lost xDD hew tongue, +And in :3 a >w< tedious :33 sampwew ^-^ sew'd xDD hew mind; +But, UwU wuvwy niece, UwU that UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom thee. +OwO A >_> cwaftiew :33 Teweus, uWu cousin, x3 hast :3 thou met, +And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cut x3 those pwetty fingers x3 off +:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ have better ^-^ sew'd than uWu Phiwomew. +:33 O, xDD had OwO the monster uWu seen x3 those ^-^ wiwy ^.^ hands +^-^ Twembwe >_< wike >w< aspen leaves x3 upon :3 a lute +And ^-^ make OwO the silken ^w^ stwings dewight ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; them, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd them uWu fow his life! +Ow xDD had ^.^ he heard OwO the ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony +^w^ Which UwU that ^w^ sweet :33 tongue ;;w;; hath made, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >_> dwopp'd his ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and feww asweep, +UwU As Cewbewus at OwO the Thracian >_< poet's ;;w;; feet. +^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy fathew :3 bwind, +>_< Fow such :3 a OwO sight uWu wiww uWu bwind :3 a >_< fathew's eye; +>_< Onye hour's :3 stowm uWu wiww drown OwO the ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ meads, +What uWu wiww xDD whowe ^.^ months >_> of ;;w;; teaws >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 eyes? +Do ^.^ nyot dwaw ^w^ back, uWu fow ^-^ we uWu wiww mourn with thee; +:33 O, :33 couwd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouwnying UwU case >w< thy xDD misewy! >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew OwO the >_< JUDGES, :3 TWIBUNyES, ÚwÚ and xDD SENyATOWS, with >_< TITUS' two >_< sons +MARTIUS ÚwÚ and QUINTUS UwU bound, >_< passing uWu on OwO the OwO stage ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of OwO execution, +ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ going OwO befowe, pleading + +;;w;; TITUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, grave fathers; x3 nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, uWu stay! +>_< Fow ^-^ pity >_> of >_< minye ^-^ age, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ was spent +UwU In dangewous wars UwU whiwst you OwO secuwewy slept; +>_< Fow >w< aww my UwU bwood in :33 Wome's gweat >_< quawwew UwU shed, +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ fwosty nyights UwU that I ^.^ have uWu watch'd, +And uWu fow ^.^ these :33 bittew >_< teaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you UwU see +Filling OwO the ;;w;; aged wrinkles in my :33 cheeks, +Be ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to my xDD condemnyed OwO sons, +uWu Whose souws awe ^.^ nyot >_< cowwupted as 'tis OwO thought. +>_< Fow two ÚwÚ and twenty >_< sons I never wept, +xDD Because uWu they ;;w;; died in honour's lofty bed. +^-^ [ANDWONyICUS wieth down, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< judges +xDD pass uWu by him with OwO the prisoners, ÚwÚ and exeunt] +>_< Fow :33 these, xDD Twibunyes, in OwO the ^.^ dust I wwite +UwU My ^w^ heawt's ^-^ deep >_> wanguow ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's >_> sad uWu teaws. +>_> Wet my ;;w;; teaws x3 stanch OwO the >w< eawth's OwO dwy OwO appetite; +UwU My ^w^ sons' ^w^ sweet UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwush. +:3 O :3 eawth, I uWu wiww UwU befwiend ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe with ;;w;; wain +:33 That uWu shaww distil ^-^ fwom ^.^ these two ÚwÚ ancient uwns, +>w< Than youthfuw :3 Apwiw uWu shaww with >w< aww his ^.^ show'ws. +UwU In ÚwÚ summew's dwought I'll >_> dwop x3 upon ÚwÚ thee still; +UwU In winter with warm ;;w;; teaws I'll OwO mewt OwO the snyow +And ^-^ keep eternal spwing-time uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, +^w^ So :3 thou ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to dwink my dear ^w^ sons' bwood. + +x3 Entew Wucius with his x3 weapon :33 dwawn + +:3 O OwO wevewend :3 Twibunyes! :3 O gentwe ;;w;; aged >_< men! +ÚwÚ Unbind my OwO sons, wevewse OwO the :33 doom >_> of >_< death, +And let me ÚwÚ say, UwU that never >_> wept OwO befowe, +UwU My ;;w;; teaws awe :3 nyow prevailing xDD owatows. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe fathew, you >_> wament in :3 vain; +The Tribunes hear you ;;w;; nyot, nyo man :3 is >_> by, +And you UwU wecount >_> youw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to :3 a >_> stonye. +;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, >_< Wucius, uWu fow >w< thy bwothews let me :3 pwead! +x3 Gwave xDD Twibunyes, UwU once ^-^ mowe I entweat >_> of you. +UwU WUCIUS. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, nyo tribune ÚwÚ heaws you speak. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo matter, ÚwÚ man: ^-^ if uWu they >_> did OwO heaw, +^.^ They would ^.^ nyot mark me; ^-^ if uWu they >_> did ^-^ mawk, +^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity me; ÚwÚ yet >w< pwead I xDD must, +And :33 bootwess x3 unto ^.^ them. +OwO Thewefowe I tell my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to OwO the stones; +OwO Who >w< though uWu they cannyot ÚwÚ answew my >_> distwess, +>_> Yet in >w< some sort uWu they awe better than OwO the xDD Twibunyes, +>_< Fow UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ intewcept my >_> tawe. +When I ^-^ do ;;w;; weep, uWu they humbly at my :3 feet +;;w;; Weceive my >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to weep with me; +And ;;w;; wewe uWu they uWu but ^-^ attiwed in grave xDD weeds, +>_> Wome :33 couwd :33 affowd nyo tribunes >_< wike ^-^ to :3 these. +OwO A stonye :3 is ^.^ soft as ^-^ wax: tribunes ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than stones. +OwO A stonye :3 is ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and offendeth ;;w;; nyot, +And tribunes with theiw ^.^ tongues :33 doom x3 men ^-^ to :33 death. +[Wises] +But xDD whewefowe stand'st :3 thou with >w< thy x3 weapon dwawn? +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To rescue my two bwothews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ attempt OwO the >_< judges ^.^ have pwonyounc'd +UwU My xDD evewwasting :33 doom >_> of banishment. +;;w;; TITUS. :3 O x3 happy ^w^ man! uWu they ^.^ have befriended thee. +ÚwÚ Why, foowish >_< Wucius, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot pewceive +:33 That >_> Wome :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of ;;w;; tigews? +Tigers >w< must xDD pwey, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome affowds nyo uWu pwey +But me ÚwÚ and mine; how x3 happy art :3 thou then +From ^.^ these :3 devouwews ^-^ to >w< be banished! +But ^-^ who comes with ^-^ ouw bwothew Mawcus hewe? + +x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA + +>_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :33 pwepawe >w< thy ;;w;; aged eyes ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, +Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, >w< thy x3 nyobwe OwO heawt ^-^ to break. +I bwing UwU consuming UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU thinye age. +;;w;; TITUS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it consume x3 me? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ it xDD then. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >w< thy daughter. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, OwO so ^.^ she is. +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Ay UwU me! :3 this object kiwws >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ Faint-heawted OwO boy, awise, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. +xDD Speak, Wavinyia, what accursed hand +;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee uWu handwess in >w< thy >_< fathew's >w< sight? +What OwO foow ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ added >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, +Ow ^w^ bwought :3 a >_< fagot ^-^ to bwight-buwnying Twoy? +UwU My >w< gwief ÚwÚ was at OwO the >_< height before :3 thou cam'st, +And :3 nyow >_< wike >w< Nyiwus ^.^ it ^-^ disdainyeth ÚwÚ bounds. +>w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; swowd, I'll ^-^ chop x3 off my ^.^ hands UwU too, +>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have xDD fought uWu fow Wome, ÚwÚ and >w< aww in :3 vain; +And uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyuws'd :3 this >_> woe in OwO feeding life; +UwU In :33 bootwess >w< pwayew ^.^ have uWu they >_< been held uWu up, +And uWu they ^.^ have sewv'd me ^-^ to effectless use. +Nyow >w< aww OwO the service I require >_> of them +^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut OwO the other. +^.^ 'Tis well, Wavinyia, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast nyo OwO hands; +>_< Fow ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> Wome service :3 is uWu but vain. +UwU WUCIUS. xDD Speak, gentwe ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd OwO thee? +>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU that >_> dewightfuw ^-^ enginye >_> of xDD hew >_> thoughts +:33 That ;;w;; bwabb'd them with such >w< pweasing ÚwÚ ewoquence +^-^ Is ^-^ town ^-^ fwom :3 fowth UwU that pwetty >w< howwow uWu cage, +:3 Whewe >_< wike :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious biwd ^.^ it uWu sung +^.^ Sweet varied uWu nyotes, >w< enchanting every eaw! +UwU WUCIUS. :33 O, uWu say :3 thou uWu fow UwU hew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? +>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, ;;w;; thus I ;;w;; found xDD hew x3 stwaying in OwO the park, +Seeking ^-^ to hide x3 hewsewf as doth OwO the ;;w;; deew +:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd >w< some ^.^ unwecuwing wound. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that >_< wounded xDD hew +;;w;; Hath hurt me ^-^ mowe than xDD had ^.^ he xDD kiww'd me >w< dead; +>_< Fow :3 nyow I ^.^ stand as ^-^ onye x3 upon :3 a rock, +>_< Enviwon'd with :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of >_< sea, +OwO Who ^.^ mawks OwO the xDD waxing >_< tide gwow :33 wave uWu by >w< wave, +^.^ Expecting >w< evew when >w< some ÚwÚ envious uWu suwge +uWu Wiww in his :3 bwinyish uWu bowews swawwow >_> him. +:3 This uWu way ^-^ to death my wwetched >_< sons awe gone; +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands my uWu othew UwU son, :3 a banish'd man, +And here my :33 bwothew, weeping at my ÚwÚ woes. +But UwU that ;;w;; which gives my ^w^ souw OwO the :3 gweatest x3 spuwn +^-^ Is dear Wavinyia, ^w^ deawew than my ÚwÚ souw. +Had I uWu but uWu seen >w< thy UwU pictuwe in :3 this ^-^ pwight, +^w^ It would ^.^ have uWu madded me; what uWu shaww I ^-^ do +Nyow I >w< behowd >w< thy lively ÚwÚ body so? +Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ hands ^-^ to wipe away >w< thy >_< teaws, +Nyow :33 tongue ^-^ to tell me ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd thee; +x3 Thy xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his death +x3 Thy bwothews awe ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and UwU dead uWu by ÚwÚ this. +Look, Marcus! xDD Ah, :3 son >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ wook uWu on her! +When I >_> did name xDD hew bwothews, then ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; teaws +x3 Stood uWu on xDD hew :33 cheeks, as doth OwO the honey OwO dew +:3 Upon :3 a >w< gath'wed ^-^ wiwy ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ withewed. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 Pewchance ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps ^.^ because uWu they xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; +:3 Pewchance ^.^ because ^.^ she knows them ÚwÚ innyocent. +;;w;; TITUS. >w< If uWu they >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy xDD husband, then >w< be joyful, +xDD Because OwO the OwO waw ;;w;; hath ta'en wevenge uWu on ^.^ them. +No, no, uWu they would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a uWu deed; +>_> Witnyess OwO the UwU sowwow UwU that theiw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ makes. +;;w;; Gentwe Wavinyia, let me ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy wips, +Ow ^-^ make >w< some >w< sign how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO ease. +:33 Shaww >w< thy good uncwe ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Wucius +And :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^-^ sit x3 wound about >w< some fountain, +OwO Wooking >w< aww downwawds ^-^ to >w< behowd ^-^ ouw x3 cheeks +OwO How uWu they awe stain'd, >_< wike meadows ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO dwy +x3 With >_> miwy ^.^ swime weft uWu on them uWu by :3 a xDD fwood? +And in OwO the >_< fountain uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD gaze OwO so long, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ taste >w< be :3 taken ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ cweawnyess, +And :3 made :3 a x3 bwinye-pit with ^-^ ouw :33 bittew ÚwÚ teaws? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut away ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands >_< wike thine? +Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we bite ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and in OwO dumb >w< shows +OwO Pass OwO the remainder >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ hatefuw uWu days? +What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? >_> Wet OwO us UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues +Plot >w< some :33 device >_> of further >w< misewy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ wondew'd at in UwU time ^-^ to come. +UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, OwO cease >_> youw teaws; uWu fow at >_> youw >w< gwief +^w^ See how my wwetched ^-^ sistew sobs ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. +>_> MAWCUS. UwU Patience, dear nyiece. Good uWu Titus, OwO dwy UwU thinye OwO eyes. +;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, Marcus, Marcus! xDD Bwothew, ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot +x3 Thy nyapkin cannyot dwink :3 a >w< teaw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +>_< Fow thou, UwU poow man, x3 hast ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ it with UwU thinye >w< own. +UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, my Wavinyia, I uWu wiww wipe >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. +;;w;; TITUS. Mark, Marcus, OwO mawk! I undewstand xDD hew ^w^ signs. +Had ^.^ she :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, :3 nyow would ^.^ she uWu say +:33 That ^-^ to xDD hew bwothew ;;w;; which I ^w^ said ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee: +His nyapkin, with his OwO twue ;;w;; teaws >w< aww >_> bewet, +^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo service uWu on xDD hew sorrowful ^w^ cheeks. +:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of >_> woe :3 is :3 this +UwU As :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ hewp as Limbo :3 is ^-^ fwom bliss! + +x3 Entew >_> AAWON OwO the Moor + +:3 AAWON. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, my lord OwO the UwU Empewow +:3 Sends ÚwÚ thee :3 this ;;w;; wowd, UwU that, ^-^ if :3 thou love >w< thy OwO sons, +>_> Wet Marcus, >_< Wucius, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thysewf, ^.^ owd uWu Titus, +Ow ^-^ any ^-^ onye >_> of you, ^-^ chop x3 off >_> youw hand +And ^-^ send ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the >_> same +uWu Wiww ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee UwU hithew uWu both >w< thy >_< sons alive, +And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. +;;w;; TITUS. :3 O >_< gwacious UwU Empewow! :3 O gentwe Aaron! +OwO Did >w< evew raven sing OwO so >_< wike :3 a lark +:33 That gives ^w^ sweet >_< tidings >_> of OwO the ^w^ sun's uprise? +x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ send OwO the UwU Empewow my hand. +Good >_> Aawon, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ chop ^.^ it off? +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Stay, ^-^ fathew! uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe hand >_> of thinye, +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO so many ;;w;; enyemies, +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ sent. UwU My hand uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, +UwU My xDD youth can better spawe my UwU bwood than you, +And OwO thewefowe >_< minye uWu shaww :33 save my ÚwÚ bwothews' >w< wives. +>_> MAWCUS. ^w^ Which >_> of >_> youw ^.^ hands ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ defended >_> Wome +And rear'd ^-^ awoft OwO the bwoody >w< battwe-axe, +>w< Wwiting destwuction uWu on OwO the enemy's ÚwÚ castwe? +:33 O, UwU nyonye >_> of uWu both uWu but awe >_> of UwU high ^.^ desewt! +UwU My hand ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but :3 idwe; let ^.^ it sewve +ÚwÚ To >_< wansom my two nephews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; +;;w;; Then ^.^ have I ^-^ kept ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >w< wowthy OwO end. +:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, agree uWu whose hand uWu shaww >w< go awong, +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw uWu they die before theiw pawdon come. +>_> MAWCUS. UwU My hand uWu shaww ^.^ go. +UwU WUCIUS. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot go! +;;w;; TITUS. >w< Siws, ^-^ stwive nyo ^-^ mowe; such with'wed hewbs as ^.^ these +uWu Awe ^.^ meet uWu fow >w< pwucking uWu up, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 minye. +UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought >w< thy UwU son, +>_> Wet me ^w^ wedeem my bwothews uWu both ^-^ fwom :33 death. +>_> MAWCUS. And uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's :33 sake ÚwÚ and >_> mothew's cawe, +Nyow let me show :3 a >_< bwothew's love ^-^ to thee. +;;w;; TITUS. Agwee :3 between OwO you; I uWu wiww spawe my hand. +UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Then I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO an OwO axe. +>_> MAWCUS. But I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the OwO axe. +>_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS +;;w;; TITUS. Come hithew, >_> Aawon, I'll x3 deceive them ^-^ both; +;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. +:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< be xDD caww'd >w< deceit, I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ honyest, +And never UwU whiwst I live x3 deceive x3 men >w< so; +But I'll x3 deceive you in another sort, +And UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say ewe half OwO an hour UwU pass. +:3 [He ^w^ cuts x3 off >_< TITUS' x3 hand] + +;;w;; We-entew >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS + +;;w;; TITUS. Nyow stay >_> youw ^-^ stwife. What uWu shaww >w< be :3 is dispatch'd. +Good >_> Aawon, ^w^ give his uWu Majesty my >w< hand; +>_> Teww him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a hand UwU that ÚwÚ wawded him +From ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dangews; ;;w;; bid him :33 buwy it. +Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it mewited- UwU that let ^.^ it have. +UwU As uWu fow my OwO sons, uWu say I >_< account >_> of them +UwU As jewews ^-^ puwchas'd at OwO an :33 easy ^w^ pwice; +And ÚwÚ yet dear UwU too, ^.^ because I bought >_< minye >w< own. +:3 AAWON. I ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Andwonyicus; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy hand +Wook uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy >_< sons with thee. +^-^ [Aside] Their :3 heads I mean. :33 O, how :3 this viwwainy +^-^ Doth UwU fat me with OwO the vewy >_> thoughts >_> of ^.^ it! +>_> Wet fools ^-^ do uWu good, ÚwÚ and fair x3 men caww uWu fow ^.^ gwace: +^-^ Aawon uWu wiww ^.^ have his ^w^ souw bwack >_< wike his face. Exit +;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, here I wift :3 this ^-^ onye hand OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, +And bow :3 this feebwe ruin ^-^ to OwO the eawth; +>w< If ^-^ any power UwU pities wwetched >_< teaws, +ÚwÚ To UwU that I >_< caww! uWu [To WAVINyIA] >_> What, uWu wouwd'st :3 thou knyeew with x3 me? +uWu Do, then, dear >_> heawt; uWu fow >w< heaven uWu shaww hear ^-^ ouw >_> pwayews, +Ow with ^-^ ouw sighs ^w^ we'ww bweathe OwO the welkin dim +And :33 stain OwO the >_< sun with :33 fog, as sometime clouds +When uWu they ^-^ do >_> hug him in theiw melting ^-^ bosoms. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, speak with possibiwity, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak OwO into ^.^ these ^-^ deep ^.^ extwemes. +;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my UwU sowwow ^-^ deep, having nyo bottom? +;;w;; Then >w< be my ^.^ passions bottomwess with ^.^ them. +>_> MAWCUS. But ÚwÚ yet let reason :33 guvwn >w< thy lament. +;;w;; TITUS. >w< If there ;;w;; wewe reason uWu fow ^.^ these misewies, +;;w;; Then OwO into xDD wimits :33 couwd I uWu bind my ÚwÚ woes. +When >w< heaven doth ;;w;; weep, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 eawth >w< o'ewfwow? +>w< If OwO the x3 winds wage, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ sea wax >_< mad, +Thweat'nying OwO the welkin with his ^w^ big-swow'n face? +And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a reason uWu fow :3 this ^-^ coiw? +I x3 am OwO the xDD sea; :3 hawk how xDD hew sighs ^-^ do bwow. +She :3 is OwO the weeping ^-^ wewkin, I OwO the eawth; +;;w;; Then >w< must my ÚwÚ sea >w< be ÚwÚ muvd with xDD hew UwU sighs; +;;w;; Then >w< must my :3 eawth with xDD hew continyuaw ;;w;; teaws +>_> Become :3 a dewuge, overflow'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwown'd; +>_< Fow x3 why my uWu bowews cannyot hide xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, +But >_< wike :3 a drunkard >w< must I >_> vomit ^.^ them. +;;w;; Then ^w^ give me :33 weave; uWu fow :3 wosews uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD weave +ÚwÚ To >_> ease theiw ÚwÚ stomachs with theiw :33 bittew ÚwÚ tongues. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, with two :3 heads ÚwÚ and :3 a hand + +MESSENGEW. Wowthy UwU Andwonyicus, i-iww art :3 thou wepaid +>_< Fow UwU that good hand :3 thou ^-^ sent'st OwO the Emperor. +;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the :3 heads >_> of >w< thy two x3 nyobwe >w< sons; +And >w< hewe's >w< thy ;;w;; hand, in :33 scown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee x3 sent :33 back- +x3 Thy >w< gwief theiw :33 spowts, >w< thy wesowution x3 mock'd, +:33 That >_> woe :3 is me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ woes, +Mowe than wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. Exit +>_> MAWCUS. Nyow let ^.^ hot Aetna cool in >_< Siciwy, +And >w< be my OwO heawt OwO an uWu evew-buwnying heww! +^.^ These xDD misewies awe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be bownye. +ÚwÚ To weep with them UwU that weep doth >_> ease >w< some ^.^ deaw, +But UwU sowwow ^-^ fwouted at :3 is double :33 death. +UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 this OwO sight shouwd ^-^ make OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a :33 wound, +And ÚwÚ yet :3 detested life ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ÚwÚ theweat! +:33 That >w< evew death shouwd let life bear his uWu nyame, +:3 Whewe life ;;w;; hath nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; intewest uWu but ^-^ to bweathe! +>_> [WAVINyIA OwO kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] +>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss :3 is uWu comfowtwess +UwU As OwO fwozen >w< watew ^-^ to :3 a starved snyake. +;;w;; TITUS. When uWu wiww :3 this xDD feawfuw swumbew ^.^ have OwO an :33 end? +>_> MAWCUS. Nyow ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ fwatt'wy; x3 die, Andronicus. +Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot slumber: UwU see >w< thy two ^w^ sons' UwU heads, +x3 Thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; hand, >w< thy OwO mangwed daughter xDD hewe; +x3 Thy uWu othew banish'd :3 son with :3 this dear OwO sight +Struck OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwoodwess; ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bwothew, OwO I, +>_< Even >_< wike :3 a :33 stony ^-^ image, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 nyumb. +Ah! :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I ÚwÚ contwow >w< thy griefs. +x3 Went x3 off >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, >w< thy uWu othew hand +>_< Gnyawing with >w< thy teeth; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this dismaw OwO sight +The >_< cwosing OwO up >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most wwetched OwO eyes. +Nyow :3 is :3 a UwU time ^-^ to storm; x3 why art :3 thou >_< stiww? +;;w;; TITUS. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! +>_> MAWCUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< waugh? ^w^ It ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot with :3 this hour. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot another >w< teaw ^-^ to >_> shed; +UwU Besides, :3 this UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an enemy, +And would usurp x3 upon my wat'wy eyes +And ^-^ make them uWu bwind with ÚwÚ twibutawy uWu teaws. +;;w;; Then ;;w;; which uWu way uWu shaww I find UwU Wevenge's ^w^ cave? +>_< Fow ^.^ these two :3 heads ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to speak ^-^ to uWu me, +And ^-^ thweat me I uWu shaww never come ^-^ to bliss +;;w;; Tiww >w< aww ^.^ these mischiefs >w< be wetuwn'd UwU again +>_< Even in theiw throats UwU that ^.^ have committed ^.^ them. +^w^ Come, let me UwU see what ^w^ task I ^.^ have ^-^ to do. +You :33 heavy ;;w;; peopwe, ciwcwe me >w< about, +:33 That I ^-^ may xDD tuwn me ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye >_> of you +And uWu sweaw x3 unto my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> youw wwongs. +The x3 vow :3 is ^.^ made. ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, UwU take :3 a uWu head, +And in :3 this hand OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I OwO beaw. +And, Wavinyia, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be empwoy'd in ^.^ this; +Beaw :3 thou my ;;w;; hand, ^w^ sweet wench, :3 between >w< thy teeth. +UwU As uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO boy, ÚwÚ go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; +Thou art OwO an x3 exiwe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. +Hie ^-^ to OwO the uWu Goths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO an ;;w;; awmy :3 thewe; +And ^-^ if ye love uWu me, as I ÚwÚ think you uWu do, +Let's ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to do. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Wucius +UwU WUCIUS. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, my x3 nyobwe fathew, +The woefull'st man UwU that >w< evew uWu wiv'd in Rome. +Faweweww, >_> pwoud Rome; ÚwÚ tiww Wucius come uWu again, +ÚwÚ He leaves his ^w^ pwedges ^w^ deawew than his wife. +Faweweww, Wavinyia, my x3 nyobwe sistew; +:33 O, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt as :3 thou x3 tofowe x3 hast ^w^ been! +But :3 nyow :3 nyow Wucius :3 nyow ^w^ Wavinyia ;;w;; wives +But in obwivion ÚwÚ and ^-^ hatefuw griefs. +>w< If Wucius live, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^-^ wwongs +And ^-^ make >_> pwoud Satuwnyinye ÚwÚ and his UwU empewess +:33 Beg at OwO the ^w^ gates >_< wike UwU Tawquin ÚwÚ and his >w< queen. +Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 a ^.^ pow'w +ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^.^ Satuwnyinye. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. >_< TITUS' house + +OwO A x3 banquet. + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS + +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So so, :3 nyow sit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD eat nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than uWu wiww OwO pwesewve ^.^ just OwO so >w< much OwO stwength in OwO us +UwU As uWu wiww wevenge ^.^ these :33 bittew ^.^ woes >_> of ^-^ ouws. +Marcus, unknit UwU that sorrow-wreathen knyot; +x3 Thy niece ÚwÚ and OwO I, UwU poow ^.^ cweatuwes, UwU want ^-^ ouw x3 hands, +And cannyot passionate ^-^ ouw tenfowd >w< gwief +x3 With fowded arms. :3 This UwU poow ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye +^-^ Is weft ^-^ to :33 tywannyize x3 upon my breast; +Who, when my xDD heawt, >w< aww mad with misery, +x3 Beats in :3 this >w< howwow pwison >_> of my x3 fwesh, +;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ thump ^.^ it down. +uWu [To WAVINyIA] Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of x3 woe, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO dost talk in ^.^ signs! +When >w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt x3 beats with ÚwÚ outwageous ÚwÚ beating, +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot strike ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. +^-^ Wound ^.^ it with >w< sighing, girl, :33 kiww ^.^ it with groans; +Ow >_< get >w< some wittwe :33 knyife :3 between >w< thy UwU teeth +And ^.^ just x3 against >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ make :3 thou :3 a :3 howe, +:33 That >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that >w< thy UwU poow eyes let ^-^ faww +May run OwO into UwU that sink :3 and, x3 soaking ÚwÚ in, +x3 Dwown OwO the >_> wamenting OwO foow in xDD sea-sawt uWu teaws. +>_> MAWCUS. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, fie! Teach xDD hew ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu way +Such viowent ^.^ hands x3 upon xDD hew >w< tendew wife. +;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow! xDD Has UwU sowwow :3 made ÚwÚ thee dote >_> awweady? +ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, nyo man shouwd >w< be mad uWu but :3 I. +What viowent ^.^ hands can ^.^ she uWu way uWu on xDD hew x3 wife? +xDD Ah, xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou :3 uwge OwO the name >_> of ^-^ hands? +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid ^.^ Aenyeas tell OwO the xDD tawe ^w^ twice o'ew +OwO How ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was buwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 made misewabwe? +:33 O, handle ^.^ nyot OwO the theme, ^-^ to talk >_> of x3 hands, +Lest ^-^ we wemembew still UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have none. +:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how franticly I :3 squawe my talk, +UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ we xDD had nyo x3 hands, +>w< If Mawcus >_> did ^.^ nyot name OwO the >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ hands! +^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ faww to; :3 and, gentwe girl, xDD eat :33 this: +;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo drink. Hawk, Marcus, what ^.^ she ;;w;; says- +I can interpret >w< aww xDD hew :3 mawtyw'd OwO signs; +She :33 says ^.^ she dwinks nyo uWu othew dwink uWu but >_< teaws, +uWu Bwew'd with xDD hew xDD sowwow, :33 mesh'd x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ cheeks. +:3 Speechwess complainer, I uWu wiww learn >w< thy thought; +UwU In >w< thy OwO dumb >w< action uWu wiww I >w< be as pewfect +UwU As >_< begging hermits in theiw holy ^.^ pwayews. +Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< sigh, :3 nyow howd >w< thy :3 stumps ^-^ to UwU heaven, +Nyow :3 wink, :3 nyow xDD nyod, :3 nyow ÚwÚ knyeew, :3 nyow ^-^ make :3 a >_< sign, +But I >_> of ^.^ these uWu wiww wrest OwO an alphabet, +And uWu by still practice learn ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy meaning. +>_< BOY. Good grandsire, xDD weave ^.^ these :33 bittew ^-^ deep waments; +UwU Make my :33 aunt >_> mewwy with >w< some >w< pweasing >_> tawe. +>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the >w< tendew OwO boy, in passion mov'd, +^-^ Doth weep ^-^ to UwU see his :3 gwandsiwe's ;;w;; heavinyess. +;;w;; TITUS. Peace, >w< tendew ÚwÚ sapwing; :3 thou art :3 made >_> of >_< teaws, +And ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO mewt >w< thy life >_> away. +[MAWCUS strikes OwO the dish with :3 a ^.^ knyife] +What OwO dost :3 thou strike at, Marcus, with >w< thy knife? +>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ At UwU that UwU that I ^.^ have >_> kiww'd, my wowd- :3 a uWu fwy. +;;w;; TITUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, >w< muwdewew, :3 thou kill'st my >_< heawt! +Minye eyes awe :33 cwoy'd with view >_> of tyranny; +OwO A deed >_> of death x3 donye uWu on OwO the innyocent +:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Titus' brother. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; +I UwU see :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 company. +>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I ^.^ have uWu but xDD kiww'd :3 a uWu fwy. +;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ 'But!' OwO How ^-^ if UwU that UwU fwy xDD had :3 a fathew ÚwÚ and >_> mothew? +OwO How would ^.^ he >_> hang his x3 swendew x3 giwded x3 wings +And ;;w;; buzz >_> wamenting x3 doings in OwO the air! +OwO Poow harmless fly, +:33 That with his pwetty ^-^ buzzing >w< mewody +Came here ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us merry! And :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd >_> him. +>_> MAWCUS. Pawdon uWu me, siw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack uWu iww-favouw'd fly, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' Moow; OwO thewefowe I xDD kiww'd >_> him. +;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, :33 O, O! +;;w;; Then pawdon me uWu fow x3 wepwehending ^.^ thee, +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a chawitabwe :3 deed. +>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; knyife, I uWu wiww ^w^ insuwt uWu on ^w^ him, +>_< Fwattewing ^-^ mysewf as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the Moor +Come UwU hithew purposely ^-^ to :3 poison >_> me. +There's uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and that's uWu fow uWu Tamowa. +xDD Ah, sirrah! +xDD Yet, I xDD think, ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought OwO so low +But UwU that :3 between OwO us ^-^ we can :33 kiww :3 a UwU fwy +:33 That comes in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a coal-black Moor. +>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! >w< gwief >_> has OwO so wrought uWu on ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes false ^w^ shadows uWu fow OwO twue >_> substances. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> away. Wavinyia, >w< go with me; +I'll ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; cwoset, ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; wead with ÚwÚ thee +x3 Sad ÚwÚ stowies OwO chanced in OwO the xDD times >_> of ^.^ owd. +^w^ Come, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; >w< thy OwO sight :3 is young, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; wead when >_< minye begin ^-^ to dazzwe. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Rome. >_< TITUS' garden + +x3 Entew OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA x3 wunnying aftew ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy flies ^-^ fwom xDD hew with his :33 books uWu undew his arm. + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS + +>_< BOY. :3 Hewp, grandsire, :33 hewp! my :33 aunt ^w^ Wavinyia +>_< Fowwows me everywhere, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. +Good uncwe Marcus, UwU see how swift ^.^ she UwU comes! +^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet aunt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you mean. +>_> MAWCUS. Stand uWu by uWu me, Lucius; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw UwU thinye aunt. +;;w;; TITUS. She loves ^.^ thee, OwO boy, xDD too ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee hawm. +>_< BOY. >w< Ay, when my fathew ÚwÚ was in >_> Wome ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. +>_> MAWCUS. What :3 means my niece ^w^ Wavinyia uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ signs? +;;w;; TITUS. OwO Feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, Lucius; uWu somewhat doth ^.^ she mean. +^w^ See, >_< Wucius, UwU see how >w< much ^.^ she makes >_> of thee. +Somewhither would ^.^ she ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >w< go with :3 hew. +xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^.^ Cownyewia never with ^-^ mowe cawe +x3 Wead ^-^ to xDD hew >_< sons than ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee +^.^ Sweet poetry ÚwÚ and Tuwwy's >_< Owatow. +>_> MAWCUS. OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe ^.^ she :33 pwies ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thus? +>_< BOY. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, :3 nyow can I uWu guess, +>_< Unwess >w< some x3 fit ^w^ ow frenzy ^-^ do ^.^ possess UwU hew; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard my :3 gwandsiwe uWu say :33 fuww ^w^ oft +xDD Extwemity >_> of gwiefs would ^-^ make x3 men mad; +And I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead UwU that ^.^ Hecuba >_> of ^-^ Twoy +Ran mad uWu fow sorrow. :33 That :3 made me ^-^ to fear; +ÚwÚ Awthough, my lord, I xDD knyow my x3 nyobwe :33 aunt +^-^ Wuvs me as dear as e'ew my mothew :33 did, +And would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in >_> fuwy, OwO fwight my youth; +^w^ Which :3 made me ;;w;; down ^-^ to thwow my ^-^ books, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwy- +:3 Causewess, perhaps. But pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; aunt; +And, UwU madam, ^-^ if my uncwe Mawcus ÚwÚ go, +I uWu wiww UwU most willingly ^.^ attend >_> youw uWu wadyship. +>_> MAWCUS. >_< Wucius, I uWu wiww. >_> [WAVINyIA ;;w;; tuwns xDD uvw with xDD hew +:3 stumps OwO the :33 books ;;w;; which Wucius >_> has let x3 faww] +;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow, >_< Wavinyia! Marcus, what :3 means uWu this? +uWu Some book there :3 is UwU that ^.^ she desires ^-^ to :3 see. +^w^ Which :3 is it, girl, >_> of :3 these?- ÚwÚ Open ;;w;; them, boy.- +But :3 thou art uWu deepew ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and better >w< skiww'd; +Come ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU choice >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ wibwawy, +And OwO so beguiwe >w< thy xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens +ÚwÚ Weveaw OwO the :33 damn'd >w< contwivew >_> of :3 this :3 deed. +UwU Why ÚwÚ wifts ^.^ she OwO up xDD hew ÚwÚ awms in >w< sequence ^.^ thus? +>_> MAWCUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means UwU that there ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye +Confederate in OwO the ^.^ fact; ^-^ ay, ^-^ mowe there OwO was, +Ow ewse ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ she UwU heaves them uWu fow wevenge. +;;w;; TITUS. >_< Wucius, what book :3 is UwU that ^.^ she >_> tosseth so? +>_< BOY. Grandsire, 'tis xDD Ovid's Metamowphoses; +UwU My mothew >_> gave ^.^ it >_> me. +>_> MAWCUS. >_< Fow love >_> of xDD hew that's gone, +Perhaps ^.^ she ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom UwU among OwO the ^-^ west. +;;w;; TITUS. Soft! ^w^ So ;;w;; busiwy ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >w< weaves! Hewp :3 hew. +What would ^.^ she >_> find? Wavinyia, uWu shaww I >_< wead? +:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; twagic xDD tawe >_> of Phiwomew +And ÚwÚ tweats >_> of UwU Teweus' uWu tweason ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wape; +And ;;w;; wape, I feaw, ÚwÚ was >w< woot >_> of >w< thy ^-^ annyoy. +>_> MAWCUS. ^w^ See, :33 bwothew, >w< see! ^-^ Nyote how ^.^ she quotes OwO the UwU weaves. +;;w;; TITUS. Wavinyia, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ;;w;; suwpwis'd, ^w^ sweet girl, +:3 Wavish'd ÚwÚ and wrong'd as >_> Phiwomewa OwO was, +OwO Fowc'd in OwO the wuthwess, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and gwoomy ;;w;; woods? +^w^ See, >w< see! +>w< Ay, such :3 a place there :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> did hunt- +:33 O, xDD had ^-^ we OwO nyevew, never ^.^ hunted >w< thewe!- +^.^ Pattewn'd uWu by UwU that OwO the :3 poet here descwibes, +By ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made uWu fow ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^w^ wapes. +>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, x3 why shouwd ^-^ nyatuwe build OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a den, +>_< Unwess OwO the UwU gods dewight in ^.^ twagedies? +;;w;; TITUS. >w< Give UwU signs, ^w^ sweet girl, uWu fow here awe UwU nyonye uWu but fwiends, +What Woman lord ^.^ it ÚwÚ was durst ^-^ do OwO the :3 deed. +Ow OwO swunk ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, as UwU Tawquin >w< ewst, +:33 That weft OwO the ^-^ camp ^-^ to xDD sin in >_> Wucwece' >_> bed? +>_> MAWCUS. >_> Sit down, ^w^ sweet ^w^ nyiece; :33 bwothew, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down uWu by >_> me. +:3 Apowwo, Pallas, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow >w< Mewcuwy, +Inspire uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 this uWu tweason ^w^ find! +UwU My lord, ÚwÚ wook :3 hewe! Wook ;;w;; hewe, >_< Wavinyia! +:3 [He ;;w;; wwites his name with his +staff, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 feet ÚwÚ and >_< mouth] +:3 This :33 sandy plot :3 is ;;w;; pwain; uWu guide, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, +:3 This aftew >_> me. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my name +Without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ any hand at all. +:3 Cuws'd >w< be UwU that OwO heawt UwU that fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this shift! +x3 Wwite thou, good niece, ÚwÚ and here dispway at last +What :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ discuvwed uWu fow wevenge. +xDD Heaven ^w^ guide >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ to x3 pwint >w< thy ;;w;; sowwows ÚwÚ pwain, +:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twuth! +[She ^-^ takes OwO the xDD staff in xDD hew OwO mouth +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 stumps, ÚwÚ and UwU wwites] +:33 O, ^-^ do ye ^.^ wead, my lord, what ^.^ she ;;w;; hath writ? +;;w;; TITUS. >_< 'Stupwum- Chiron- Demetrius.' +>_> MAWCUS. >_> What, x3 what! OwO the lustful >_< sons >_> of xDD Tamowa +Pewfowmews >_> of :3 this >w< heinyous bwoody x3 deed? +;;w;; TITUS. Magnyi >_< Dominyatow powi, +^-^ Tam x3 wentus ^-^ audis :33 scewewa? tam x3 wentus uWu vides? +>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU cawm ^.^ thee, gentwe wowd! although I xDD knyow +Thewe :3 is enough written x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth +ÚwÚ To :33 stiw :3 a UwU mutiny in OwO the UwU miwdest ^-^ thoughts, +And arm OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of OwO infants ^-^ to ^.^ excwaims. +UwU My lord, knyeew ;;w;; down with me; Wavinyia, >_> knyeew; +And ÚwÚ knyeew, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, OwO the Woman Hector's OwO hope; +And uWu sweaw with :3 me- :3 as, with OwO the :3 woefuw fere +And fathew >_> of UwU that >_< chaste ^.^ dishonyouwed ^.^ dame, +Wowd Junius Bwutus ÚwÚ swawe uWu fow >_> Wucwece' >_> wape- +:33 That ^-^ we uWu wiww pwosecute, uWu by good >_< advice, +Mortal wevenge x3 upon ^.^ these twaitowous ^w^ Goths, +And UwU see theiw UwU bwood ^w^ ow die with :3 this reproach. +;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwe enyough, OwO an you knew x3 how; +But ^-^ if you uWu hunt ^.^ these ^-^ beaw-whewps, then >_< bewawe: +The dam uWu wiww >w< wake; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ wind ye once, +x3 She's with OwO the x3 wion >_< deepwy still in uWu weague, +And wuwws him UwU whiwst ^.^ she playeth uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, +And when ^.^ he sweeps uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist. +You awe :3 a x3 young >w< huntsman, >_> Mawcus; let alone; +And xDD come, I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get :3 a weaf >_> of xDD bwass, +And with :3 a uWu gad >_> of >_< steew uWu wiww wwite ^.^ these x3 wowds, +And uWu way ^.^ it by. The :3 angwy nyowthewn ^.^ wind +uWu Wiww blow ^.^ these sands >_< wike uWu Sibyw's leaves ÚwÚ abwoad, +And ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw >w< wesson, ^.^ then? UwU Boy, what uWu say you? +>_< BOY. I ÚwÚ say, my lord, UwU that ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man +Their >_> mothew's ;;w;; bedchambew shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD safe +>_< Fow ^.^ these base ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of Rome. +>_> MAWCUS. >w< Ay, that's my :33 boy! x3 Thy fathew ;;w;; hath :33 fuww ^w^ oft +>_< Fow his ;;w;; ungwatefuw ;;w;; countwy x3 donye OwO the like. +>_< BOY. And, uncwe, OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, OwO an ^-^ if I wive. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me OwO into >_< minye armoury. +>_< Wucius, I'll x3 fit thee; ÚwÚ and withaw my :3 boy +:33 Shaww carry ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons +Pwesents UwU that I intend ^-^ to ^-^ send them >_> both. +^w^ Come, x3 come; x3 thou'wt ^-^ do my >_> message, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? +>_< BOY. >w< Ay, with my dagger in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ^.^ gwandsiwe. +;;w;; TITUS. No, OwO boy, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I'll teach ÚwÚ thee another >_> couwse. +Wavinyia, come. Marcus, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to my >_< house. +Wucius ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go bwave ^.^ it at OwO the >_> couwt; +>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww >_> we, :3 siw! ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww >w< be waited x3 on. +>_< Exeunt >_> TITUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS +>_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu heavens, can you hear :3 a good man >_> gwoan +And ^.^ nyot relent, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot compassion OwO him? +Marcus, ^.^ attend him in his ecstasy, +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ;;w;; scaws >_> of UwU sowwow in his OwO heawt +>w< Than xDD foemen's ^.^ mawks x3 upon his batt'red x3 shiewd, +But ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ just UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wevenge. +^w^ Wevenge OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow ^.^ owd Andwonyicus! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. The :33 pawace + +x3 Entew AARON, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew doow, +OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and another with :3 a bundle >_> of x3 weapons, ÚwÚ and OwO vewses :3 wwit x3 upon them + +CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, >w< hewe's OwO the :3 son >_> of Lucius; +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some xDD message ^-^ to x3 dewivew ÚwÚ us. +:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >w< some mad xDD message ^-^ fwom his mad grandfather. +>_< BOY. UwU My x3 wowds, with >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; humbwenyess I >w< may, +I gweet >_> youw honours ^-^ fwom >_> Andwonyicus- +^-^ [Aside] And pray OwO the Woman UwU gods xDD confound you :33 both! +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, UwU wuvwy Wucius. What's OwO the x3 nyews? +>_< BOY. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That you awe uWu both >_> deciphew'd, that's OwO the UwU nyews, +>_< Fow >_< viwwains OwO mawk'd with rape.- May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, +UwU My grandsire, ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu by me +The :3 goodwiest weapons >_> of his armoury +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw honyouwabwe youth, +The >w< hope >_> of Rome; uWu fow OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; bid me ^w^ say; +And OwO so I uWu do, ÚwÚ and with his x3 gifts ÚwÚ pwesent +Your uWu wowdships, UwU that, whenever you ^.^ have ^w^ nyeed, +You ^-^ may >w< be UwU awmed ÚwÚ and appointed :33 weww. +And OwO so I xDD weave you uWu both- ^-^ [Aside] >_< wike bwoody ^.^ viwwains. +>_< Exeunt OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 attendant +uWu DEMETWIUS. What's hewe? OwO A UwU scwoww, ÚwÚ and written x3 wound OwO about. +Let's see: +^-^ [Weads] 'Integer ^-^ vitae, scewewisque >w< puwus, +Non >_> eget Mauri ^.^ iacuwis, nec arcu.' +CHIWON. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ^w^ vewse in ^w^ Howace, I xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; +I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in OwO the ÚwÚ gwammaw wong uWu ago. +:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, just- :3 a ^w^ vewse in Horace. Right, you ^.^ have it. +^-^ [Aside] Nyow, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO an ^w^ ass! +Here's nyo :33 sound xDD jest! The ^.^ owd man ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found theiw guiwt, +And >_> sends them weapons xDD wwapp'd about with >w< winyes +:33 That :33 wound, uWu beyond theiw feewing, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. +But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ witty :33 Empwess ;;w;; weww ^-^ afoot, +She would ÚwÚ appwaud ^w^ Andwonyicus' :3 conceit. +But let xDD hew west in xDD hew UwU unwest awhiwe- +And nyow, x3 young x3 wowds, >_> was't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 happy star +uWu Wed OwO us ^-^ to Wome, strangers, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, +Captives, ^-^ to >w< be OwO advanced ^-^ to :3 this height? +^w^ It >_> did me good before OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate +ÚwÚ To bwave OwO the Tribune in his >_< bwothew's ÚwÚ heawing. +uWu DEMETWIUS. But me ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to UwU see OwO so gweat :3 a lord +OwO Basewy insinuate ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO us >_< gifts. +:3 AAWON. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason, Wowd uWu Demetwius? +OwO Did you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use his daughter vewy >_< fwiendwy? +uWu DEMETWIUS. I would ^-^ we xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand Woman ;;w;; dames +^.^ At such :3 a OwO bay, uWu by xDD tuwn ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw uWu wust. +CHIWON. OwO A chawitabwe ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wuv. +:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Hewe lacks uWu but >_> youw mothew uWu fow ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ amen. +CHIWON. And UwU that would ^.^ she uWu fow twenty ^w^ thousand more. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Come, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and pray ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU gods +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw bewuvd mothew in xDD hew ^.^ pains. +:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the devils; OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given OwO us xDD uvw. +UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] +uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ^-^ do OwO the Emperor's OwO twumpets flourish ^.^ thus? +CHIWON. ^-^ Bewike, uWu fow ^.^ joy OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 son. +uWu DEMETWIUS. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? + +x3 Entew NyUWSE, with :3 a :33 bwackamoow ÚwÚ CHIWD + +NyUWSE. Good ^.^ mowwow, wowds. +:33 O, tell uWu me, >_> did you UwU see ^-^ Aawon OwO the x3 Moow? +:3 AAWON. Weww, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow :33 nye'ew :3 a whit at aww, +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ Aawon >_> is; ÚwÚ and what with ^-^ Aawon ^w^ nyow? +NyUWSE. :3 O gentwe >_> Aawon, ^-^ we awe >w< aww :3 undonye! +Nyow help, ^w^ ow >_> woe betide ÚwÚ thee evewmowe! +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a uWu catewwauwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! +What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ wwap ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fumbwe in >w< thy >w< awms? +NyUWSE. :33 O, UwU that ;;w;; which I would hide ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's ^-^ eye: +Our ÚwÚ Empwess' ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD statewy :33 Wome's ^w^ disgwace! +She :3 is ;;w;; dewivewed, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :3 is :3 dewivewed. +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? +NyUWSE. I UwU mean ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ bwought :33 a-bed. +:3 AAWON. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give xDD hew good rest! What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he x3 sent uWu hew? +NyUWSE. OwO A ^w^ deviw. +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's UwU dam; +OwO A >_< joyfuw >_< issue. +NyUWSE. OwO A ^-^ joywess, OwO dismaw, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and sorrowful :3 issue! +;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the babe, as ^-^ woathsome as :3 a >_< toad +Amongst OwO the ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd :33 bweedews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO cwime; +The :33 Empwess >_> sends ^.^ it ^.^ thee, >w< thy >w< stamp, >w< thy seal, +And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee chwisten ^.^ it with >w< thy daggew's point. +:3 AAWON. uWu Zounds, ye ÚwÚ whowe! ^-^ Is bwack OwO so base :3 a hue? +^.^ Sweet bwowse, you awe :3 a uWu beauteous >w< bwossom sure. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Viwwain, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? +:3 AAWON. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ undo. +CHIWON. Thou x3 hast undonye ^-^ ouw mother. +:3 AAWON. ^-^ Viwwain, I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< thy mother. +uWu DEMETWIUS. And thewein, ^.^ hewwish dog, :3 thou x3 hast undonye :3 hew. +^w^ Woe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chance, ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd xDD hew x3 woathed >_< choice! +xDD Accuws'd OwO the offspring >_> of OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^-^ fiend! +CHIWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. +:3 AAWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. +NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, ^.^ it must; OwO the mothew wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +:3 AAWON. >_> What, >w< must it, nurse? ;;w;; Then let nyo man uWu but I +Do >_> execution uWu on my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. +uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll bwoach OwO the tadpowe uWu on my >w< wapiew's point. +xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give ^.^ it me; my >_< swowd uWu shaww >_> soon uWu dispatch it. +:3 AAWON. :3 Soonyew :3 this >_< swowd uWu shaww plough >w< thy uWu bowews :33 up. +[Takes OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD ^-^ fwom OwO the NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and draws] +>w< Stay, UwU muwdewous viwwains, uWu wiww you :33 kiww >_> youw ^-^ bwothew! +Nyow, uWu by OwO the burning :33 tapews >_> of OwO the OwO sky +:33 That shonye OwO so bwightwy when :3 this :3 boy ÚwÚ was got, +ÚwÚ He >_> dies x3 upon my scimitaw's shawp point +:33 That UwU touches :3 this my :3 fiwst-bown :3 son ÚwÚ and :33 heiw. +I tell you, youngwings, ^.^ nyot UwU Encewadus, +x3 With >w< aww his x3 thweat'nying >_< band >_> of Typhon's uWu bwood, +Nyow gweat ;;w;; Awcides, :3 nyow OwO the god >_> of war, +:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize :3 this uWu pwey >_< out >_> of his >_< fathew's hands. +>_> What, what, ye x3 sanguinye, :3 shawwow-heawted boys! +uWu Ye white-lim'd ^w^ wawws! ye alehouse ^w^ painted ^.^ signs! +Coaw-bwack :3 is better than another hue +UwU In UwU that ^.^ it scorns ^-^ to bear another >w< hue; +>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the :33 ocean +^w^ Can never xDD tuwn OwO the OwO swan's bwack >w< wegs ^-^ to >_< white, +UwU Awthough ^.^ she lave them houwwy in OwO the >w< fwood. +>_> Teww OwO the :33 Empwess ^-^ fwom me I x3 am >_> of :3 age +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye own- ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it how ^.^ she ^.^ can. +uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou :33 betway >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ mistwess ^.^ thus? +:3 AAWON. UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 is my UwU mistwess: :3 this my ;;w;; sewf, +The vigouw ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of my uWu youth. +:3 This before >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ do I prefer; +:3 This maugwe >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww I ^-^ keep xDD safe, +Ow >w< some >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ smoke uWu fow ^.^ it in Rome. +uWu DEMETWIUS. By :3 this ^-^ ouw mothew :3 is uWu fow >w< evew uWu sham'd. +CHIWON. >_> Wome uWu wiww :3 despise xDD hew uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw UwU escape. +NyUWSE. The UwU Empewow in his ;;w;; wage uWu wiww :33 doom xDD hew :33 death. +CHIWON. I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this OwO ignyomy. +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> youw x3 beauty ÚwÚ beaws: +:33 Fie, treacherous hue, UwU that uWu wiww :33 betway with :33 bwushing +The :33 cwose enyacts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! +Here's :3 a x3 young ^.^ wad x3 fwam'd >_> of another leer. +Wook how OwO the bwack ^w^ swave >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fathew, +UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'Old >_> wad, I x3 am UwU thinye own.' +ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw :33 bwothew, x3 wowds, sensibly ^-^ fed +x3 Of UwU that sewf-bwood UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> gave life ^-^ to OwO you; +And ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> womb xDD whewe you :3 impwisonyed ;;w;; wewe +ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; enfwanchised ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >_> wight. +;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw bwothew uWu by OwO the >_< suwew >w< side, +UwU Awthough my >w< seaw >w< be xDD stamped in his face. +NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, what uWu shaww I uWu say x3 unto OwO the Empwess? +uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Advise ^.^ thee, >_> Aawon, what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, +And ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww ^w^ subscwibe ^-^ to >w< thy >w< advice. +ÚwÚ Save :3 thou OwO the OwO chiwd, OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< aww >w< be ^-^ safe. +:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Then ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and let OwO us >w< aww consuwt. +UwU My :3 son ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of >w< you: +Keep :3 thewe; :3 nyow talk at ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw xDD safety. +^.^ [They sit] +uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How many >w< women ^-^ saw :3 this >w< chiwd >_> of his? +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, so, bwave UwU wowds! When ^-^ we >_> join in >_> weague +I x3 am :3 a lamb; uWu but ^-^ if you bwave OwO the Moow, +The ^-^ chafed boaw, OwO the ^.^ mountain wionyess, +The :33 ocean swells ^.^ nyot OwO so as ^-^ Aawon stowms. +But ÚwÚ say, uWu again, how many ^-^ saw OwO the chiwd? +NyUWSE. ^.^ Cownyewia OwO the midwife ÚwÚ and mysewf; +And nyo ^-^ onye ewse uWu but OwO the UwU dewivewed >_< Empwess. +:3 AAWON. The Emperess, OwO the midwife, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +>w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew when OwO the thiwd's >w< away: +uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Empwess, tell xDD hew :3 this I ^w^ said. :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] +OwO Weeke ^-^ weeke! +^w^ So x3 cwies :3 a xDD pig prepared ^-^ to OwO the :3 spit. +uWu DEMETWIUS. What mean'st thou, Aawon? >w< Whewefowe didst :3 thou uWu this? +:3 AAWON. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, 'tis :3 a deed >_> of :33 powicy. +:33 Shaww ^.^ she live ^-^ to :33 betway :3 this UwU guiwt >_> of ours- +OwO A uWu wong-tongu'd xDD babbwing :3 gossip? No, x3 wowds, nyo. +And :3 nyow >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you my :33 fuww ÚwÚ intent: +:3 Nyot :33 faw, ^-^ onye >w< Muwiteus, my countwyman- +His UwU wife uWu but :33 yestewnyight ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^-^ bed; +His >w< chiwd :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to UwU hew, fair as you >_> awe. +uWu Go ÚwÚ pack with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the mothew ^.^ gowd, +And tell them uWu both OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of aww, +And how uWu by :3 this theiw >w< chiwd uWu shaww >w< be UwU advanc'd, +And >w< be >_< weceived uWu fow OwO the Emperor's ÚwÚ heiw +And substituted in OwO the place >_> of ÚwÚ minye, +ÚwÚ To UwU cawm :3 this ^w^ tempest UwU whiwwing in OwO the >_> couwt; +And let OwO the UwU Empewow >_< dandwe him uWu fow his >w< own. +UwU Hawk >_< ye, wowds. You UwU see I ^.^ have >w< given xDD hew physic, +>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ NyUWSE] +And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds bestow xDD hew :33 funyewaw; +The fields awe uWu nyeaw, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 gawwant UwU gwooms. +:3 This >_< donye, UwU see UwU that you UwU take nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO days, +But ^-^ send OwO the midwife ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to >_> me. +The midwife ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ;;w;; weww :3 made ^w^ away, +;;w;; Then let OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^-^ tattwe what uWu they pwease. +CHIWON. >_> Aawon, I UwU see :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD twust OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +x3 With secrets. +uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Fow :3 this cawe >_> of ÚwÚ Tamowa, +Hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews awe highly bound ^-^ to thee. + +>_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, beawing x3 off OwO the UwU dead :3 NyUWSE + +:3 AAWON. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, as swift as swawwow x3 fwies, +Thewe ^-^ to >_< dispose :3 this >_> tweasuwe in >_< minye uWu awms, +And secwetwy ^-^ to gweet OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< fwiends. +Come OwO on, you ^.^ thick-wipp'd slave, I'll bear you >_> hence; +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^-^ puts OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu shifts. +I'll ^-^ make you :33 feed uWu on bewwies ÚwÚ and uWu on ^w^ woots, +And :33 feed uWu on :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and ^-^ whey, ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO the >_< goat, +And xDD cabin in :3 a ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and bwing you OwO up +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a wawwiow ÚwÚ and xDD command :3 a x3 camp. +Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS, beawing >_> awwows with letters uWu on OwO the ends >_> of them; +with him ^w^ MAWCUS, OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew gentlemen, +;;w;; PUBWIUS, xDD SEMPWONyIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS, with bows + +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, x3 come; :33 kinsmen, :3 this :3 is OwO the way. +Sir OwO boy, let me UwU see >_> youw xDD awchewy; +Wook ye dwaw UwU home enyough, ÚwÚ and 'tis there ÚwÚ stwaight. +Terras >_< Astwea reliquit, +Be you ;;w;; wememb'wed, >_> Mawcus; she's gone, she's ^-^ fwed. +>w< Siws, UwU take you ^-^ to >_> youw tools. :3 You, >w< cousins, uWu shaww +uWu Go :33 sound OwO the :33 ocean ÚwÚ and UwU cast >_> youw nets; +uWu Happiwy you ^-^ may catch xDD hew in OwO the xDD sea; +>_> Yet :33 thewe's as wittwe :33 justice as at land. +Nyo; :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and Sempronius, you >w< must ^-^ do xDD it; +^.^ 'Tis you >w< must :3 dig with >_> mattock ÚwÚ and with ^w^ spade, +And >w< piewce OwO the inmost ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the eawth; +>_> Then, when you come ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's ^-^ wegion, +I pray you x3 dewivew him :3 this petition. +>_> Teww him ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ aid, +And UwU that ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, +:33 Shaken with ;;w;; sowwows in ;;w;; ungwatefuw Rome. +xDD Ah, Rome! Weww, well, I :3 made ÚwÚ thee xDD misewabwe +What UwU time I >w< thwew OwO the people's ;;w;; suffwages +uWu On him UwU that ;;w;; thus doth :33 tywannyize o'ew >_> me. +uWu Go >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and pray >w< be ÚwÚ cawefuw aww, +And xDD weave you ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< man-of-waw ^.^ unseawch'd. +:3 This ;;w;; wicked UwU Empewow ^-^ may ^.^ have shipp'd xDD hew >_> hence; +And, :33 kinsmen, then ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< go pipe uWu fow :33 justice. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 O Pubwius, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, +ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy x3 nyobwe uncwe ;;w;; thus distract? +PUBWIUS. :33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, ^.^ it highly OwO us UwU concewns +By :3 day ÚwÚ and night x3 t' ^.^ attend him xDD cawefuwwy, +And :33 feed his humouw kindwy as ^-^ we ^-^ may +;;w;; Tiww UwU time ^.^ beget >w< some ÚwÚ cawefuw wemedy. +>_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, his ;;w;; sowwows awe ÚwÚ past wemedy. +Join with OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and with wevengefuw OwO waw +;;w;; Take wweak uWu on >_> Wome uWu fow :3 this ingwatitude, +And ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_> twaitow ^.^ Satuwnyinye. +;;w;; TITUS. Pubwius, how ^w^ nyow? OwO How nyow, my masters? +>_> What, ^.^ have you met with uWu hew? +PUBWIUS. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu but xDD Pwuto >_> sends you ;;w;; wowd, +>w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^w^ Wevenge ^-^ fwom >_< heww, you shall. +x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU Justice, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so xDD empwoy'd, +ÚwÚ He thinks, with OwO Juv in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow xDD somewhewe ewse, +^w^ So UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds stay :3 a xDD time. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ He doth me :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 feed me with ^w^ deways. +I'll xDD dive OwO into OwO the burning :3 wake x3 bewow +And >_< puww xDD hew >_< out >_> of Acheron uWu by OwO the heels. +Marcus, ^-^ we awe uWu but OwO shwubs, nyo cedars >_> we, +:3 Nyo big-bon'd x3 men x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' size; +But metal, Marcus, >_< steew ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^w^ back, +>_> Yet wrung with ^-^ wwongs ^-^ mowe than ^-^ ouw uWu backs can bear; +And, x3 sith :33 thewe's nyo :33 justice in :3 eawth :3 nyow >_< heww, +We uWu wiww ÚwÚ sowicit UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and move OwO the UwU gods +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ;;w;; down :33 justice uWu fow ^-^ to wweak ^-^ ouw wwongs. +^w^ Come, ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ geaw. You awe :3 a good >_> awchew, Marcus. +:3 [He gives them OwO the awwows] +xDD 'Ad UwU Juvm' that's uWu fow OwO you; here xDD 'Ad ;;w;; Apowwinyem.' +xDD 'Ad OwO Mawtem' that's uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. +Here, OwO boy, xDD 'To ^.^ Pawwas'; here xDD 'To ÚwÚ Mewcuwy.' +xDD 'To :3 Satuwn,' >w< Caius- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu Satuwnyinye: +You ;;w;; wewe as good ^-^ to >_> shoot x3 against OwO the wind. +ÚwÚ To it, ÚwÚ boy. Marcus, loose when I :3 bid. +x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd, I ^.^ have written ^-^ to xDD effect; +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a god weft x3 unsowicited. +>_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, >_> shoot >w< aww >_> youw >_> shafts OwO into OwO the >_> couwt; +We uWu wiww affwict OwO the UwU Empewow in his ^.^ pwide. +;;w;; TITUS. Nyow, masters, >w< dwaw. ^.^ [They shoot] :33 O, ;;w;; weww said, ÚwÚ Wucius! +Good OwO boy, in x3 Viwgo's wap! >w< Give ^.^ it Pawwas. +>_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ aim :3 a UwU miwe uWu beyond OwO the moon; +Your letter :3 is with Jupiter uWu by ÚwÚ this. +;;w;; TITUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! +Pubwius, Pubwius, x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? +^w^ See, >_> see, :3 thou x3 hast shot x3 off ^-^ onye >_> of x3 Tauwus' howns. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the sport, my uWu wowd: when :33 Pubwius shot, +The Bull, being gall'd, >_> gave Aries such :3 a xDD knyock +:33 That ;;w;; down feww uWu both OwO the Ram's howns in OwO the >_> couwt; +And ^-^ who shouwd find them uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >w< viwwain? +She waugh'd, ÚwÚ and told OwO the Moor ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO choose +But ^w^ give them ^-^ to his ^w^ mastew uWu fow :3 a pwesent. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there ^.^ it xDD goes! :3 God ^w^ give his ^.^ wowdship >_< joy! + +x3 Entew OwO the >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket ÚwÚ and two pigeons in ^.^ it + +OwO Nyews, UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! Marcus, OwO the OwO post :3 is come. +Sirrah, what ^-^ tidings? >_< Have you ^-^ any OwO wettews? +:33 Shaww I ^.^ have ^w^ justice? What :33 says OwO Jupitew? +CLOWN. xDD Ho, OwO the UwU gibbet-makew? ÚwÚ He :33 says UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken them ;;w;; down +uWu again, uWu fow OwO the man >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next >_< week. +;;w;; TITUS. But what :33 says Jupitew, I ÚwÚ ask OwO thee? +CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu Jupitew; I never :33 dwank with him in >w< aww +my wife. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the ^-^ cawwiew? +CLOWN. >w< Ay, >_> of my >w< pigeons, siw; nyothing >w< ewse. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? +CLOWN. From uWu heaven! ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I never came ^.^ thewe. :3 God fowbid I +shouwd >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to press ^-^ to >w< heaven in my x3 young ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am +^-^ going with my pigeons ^-^ to OwO the x3 Twibunyaw xDD Pwebs, ^-^ to UwU take OwO up :3 a matter +>_> of bwaww ;;w;; betwixt my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Emperal's ^-^ men. +>_> MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 is as x3 fit as can >w< be ^-^ to sewve uWu fow >_> youw +oration; ÚwÚ and let him x3 dewivew OwO the pigeons ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow ^-^ fwom you. +;;w;; TITUS. >_> Teww uWu me, can you x3 dewivew OwO an oration ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow with :3 a +:3 gwace? +CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, truly, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd never uWu say OwO gwace in >w< aww my wife. +;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, come hithew. UwU Make nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, +But ^w^ give >_> youw pigeons ^-^ to OwO the Empewow; +By me :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :33 justice at his hands. +^-^ Howd, :33 howd! OwO Meanwhiwe >w< hewe's money uWu fow >w< thy chawges. +>w< Give me ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. Sirrah, can you with :3 a OwO gwace x3 dewivew OwO up :3 a +suppwication? +CLOWN. >w< Ay, sir. +;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Then here :3 is :3 a xDD suppwication uWu fow you. And when you come ^-^ to +^w^ him, at OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach you >w< must >_> knyeew; then ÚwÚ kiss his ^-^ foot; +then x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^-^ pigeons; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ wook uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ wewawd. I'll +>w< be at ;;w;; hand, siw; UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ it bwavewy. +CLOWN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, siw; let me awonye. +;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, x3 hast :3 thou :3 a knife? Come let me UwU see it. +Here, Marcus, ^-^ fowd ^.^ it in OwO the oration; +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a humbwe >_< suppwiant. +And when :3 thou x3 hast >w< given ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, +UwU Knyock at my doow, ÚwÚ and tell me what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. +CLOWN. :3 God >w< be with you, siw; I uWu wiww. +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, let OwO us ^.^ go. Pubwius, follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +Rome. Before OwO the :33 pawace + +x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, ÚwÚ and OwO the EMPRESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and >w< CHIWON; +LORDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. The EMPEROR brings OwO the >_> awwows in his hand UwU that >_> TITUS +shot at him + +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, what ^-^ wwongs awe x3 these! >_> Was >w< evew uWu seen +An empewow in >_> Wome ;;w;; thus uvwbownye, +Troubled, confronted ;;w;; thus; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_> extent +x3 Of egal justice, :33 us'd in such ;;w;; contempt? +UwU My x3 wowds, you >w< knyow, as xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; mightfuw >_< gods, +Howevew ^.^ these distuwbews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace +Buzz in OwO the people's eaws, there UwU nyought ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd +But x3 even with OwO waw x3 against OwO the wilful >_< sons +x3 Of ^.^ owd Andronicus. And what OwO an ^-^ if +His ;;w;; sowwows ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ uvwwhewm'd his wits, +:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted in his wreaks, +His >w< fits, his frenzy, ÚwÚ and his bittewnyess? +And :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow his redress. +^w^ See, >w< hewe's xDD 'To ÚwÚ Juv' ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD 'To >_> Mewcuwy'; +:3 This xDD 'To >w< Apowwo'; :3 this xDD 'To OwO the :3 God >_> of Waw'- +^.^ Sweet ^-^ scwowws ^-^ to UwU fwy about OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome! +What's :3 this uWu but wibewwing x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, +And blazoning ^-^ ouw unjustice every whewe? +OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy humouw, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, my wowds? +UwU As ^-^ who would uWu say in >_> Wome nyo :33 justice :3 wewe. +But ^-^ if I live, his feigned x3 ecstasies +:33 Shaww >w< be nyo shewtew ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; outwages; +But ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his uWu shaww xDD knyow UwU that :33 justice ;;w;; wives +UwU In Saturninus' ^w^ heawth; whom, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< sweep, +He'll OwO so :33 awake as ^.^ he in :3 fuwy uWu shaww +xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :33 pwoud'st conspiwatow UwU that >w< wives. +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, +Wowd >_> of my xDD wife, :33 commandew >_> of my ^-^ thoughts, +Calm ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the faults >_> of Titus' ^-^ age, +^-^ Th' effects >_> of UwU sowwow uWu fow his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons +uWu Whose woss ;;w;; hath pierc'd him ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and scaww'd his >_> heawt; +And wathew comfort his >_> distwessed plight +>w< Than >w< pwosecute OwO the UwU meanyest ^w^ ow OwO the :33 best +>_< Fow ^.^ these ÚwÚ contempts. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become +UwU High-witted xDD Tamowa ^-^ to gwoze with all. +But, uWu Titus, I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, +x3 Thy life-blood ^-^ out; ^-^ if ^-^ Aawon :3 nyow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, +;;w;; Then :3 is >w< aww xDD safe, OwO the OwO anchow in OwO the powt. + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN + +OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst :3 thou speak with >_> us? +CLOWN. x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, OwO an >_> youw mistwiship >w< be >_> Empewiaw. +;;w;; TAMOWA. :33 Empwess I OwO am, uWu but :33 yondew OwO sits OwO the Emperor. +CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 he.- :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Stephen ^w^ give you :33 godden. I ^.^ have +^w^ bwought you :3 a letter ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of pigeons here. +[SATUWNyINyUS weads OwO the letter] +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Go UwU take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> hang him >_> pwesentwy. +CLOWN. OwO How >w< much money >w< must I have? +;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, you >w< must >w< be >_> hang'd. +CLOWN. >_> Hang'd! uWu by'w >w< wady, then I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought OwO up :3 a neck ^-^ to :3 a fair +OwO end. xDD [Exit x3 guawded] +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Despiteful ÚwÚ and intolerable uWu wwongs! +:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe :3 this monstrous viwwainy? +I xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 this >_> same :33 device UwU pwoceeds. +May :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ bownye- as ^-^ if his twaitowous >_< sons +:33 That ;;w;; died uWu by OwO waw uWu fow murder >_> of ^-^ ouw bwothew +>_< Have uWu by my :3 means >_< been x3 butchewed :3 wwongfuwwy? +uWu Go drag OwO the villain UwU hithew uWu by OwO the hair; +Nyow :3 age :3 nyow uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^-^ shape privilege. +>_< Fow :3 this >_> pwoud xDD mock I'll >w< be >w< thy slaughterman, +Swy >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, UwU that :33 howp'st ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> gweat, +UwU In >w< hope thyself shouwd :33 guvwn >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >_> me. + +x3 Entew NyUNTIUS AEMILIUS + +What UwU nyews with ^.^ thee, uWu Aemiwius? +OwO AEMIWIUS. Arm, my UwU wowds! >_> Wome never xDD had ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. +The uWu Goths ^.^ have ^.^ gathewed ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and with :3 a power +x3 Of UwU high wesowved ^-^ men, bent ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ spoiw, +^.^ They UwU hithew mawch >w< amain, uWu undew OwO conduct +x3 Of >_< Wucius, :3 son ^-^ to ^.^ owd ^w^ Andwonyicus; +OwO Who ^.^ thweats in ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this wevenge ^-^ to ^-^ do +UwU As >w< much as >w< evew Coriolanus ÚwÚ did. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Goths? +^.^ These >_< tidings uWu nyip uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> hang OwO the head +UwU As >_> fwowews with :33 fwost, ^w^ ow :3 gwass beat ;;w;; down with stowms. +>w< Ay, :3 nyow begins ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to appwoach. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe love OwO so :33 much; +Myself ;;w;; hath >_< often heard them :33 say- +When I ^.^ have xDD wawked >_< wike :3 a pwivate :3 man- +:33 That uWu Wucius' banishment ÚwÚ was >_< wwongfuwwy, +And uWu they ^.^ have :33 wish'd UwU that Wucius ;;w;; wewe theiw emperor. +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why shouwd you feaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw :33 city stwong? +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the xDD citizens :3 favouw >_< Wucius, +And uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to succour >_> him. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; King, >w< be >w< thy >_> thoughts imperious >_< wike >w< thy >_< nyame! +^-^ Is OwO the >_< sun ^.^ dimm'd, UwU that gnyats ^-^ do UwU fwy in it? +The UwU eagwe >w< suffews wittwe :33 biwds ^-^ to sing, +And :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ cawefuw what uWu they UwU mean ;;w;; theweby, +:33 Knyowing UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of his x3 wings +ÚwÚ He can at ^w^ pweasuwe >_< stint theiw mewody; +>_< Even OwO so ^.^ mayest :3 thou OwO the x3 giddy x3 men >_> of Rome. +;;w;; Then :33 cheew >w< thy spirit; uWu fow xDD knyow thou, >_< Empewow, +I uWu wiww ^-^ enchant OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ Andwonyicus +x3 With uWu wowds ^-^ mowe ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe xDD dangewous, +>w< Than ÚwÚ baits ^-^ to >_< fish ^w^ ow xDD honyey-stawks ^-^ to sheep, +When as OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is >_< wounded with OwO the bait, +The uWu othew ^w^ wotted with x3 dewicious ;;w;; feed. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot entweat his :3 son uWu fow ÚwÚ us. +;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If xDD Tamowa entweat ^w^ him, then ^.^ he wiww; +>_< Fow I can ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and fiww his ;;w;; aged ears +x3 With gowden ^-^ pwomises, UwU that, ;;w;; wewe his OwO heawt +>w< Awmost impwegnyabwe, his ^.^ owd ears >_< deaf, +>_> Yet shouwd uWu both ear ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ obey my OwO tongue. +uWu [To AEMIWIUS] uWu Go :3 thou before ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw ambassadow; +Say UwU that OwO the UwU Empewow wequests :3 a UwU pawwey +x3 Of ^.^ wawwike >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint OwO the meeting +>_< Even at his >_< fathew's OwO house, OwO the ^.^ owd Andronicus. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Aemiwius, ^-^ do :3 this xDD message ^-^ honyouwabwy; +And ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ stand uWu on hostage uWu fow his >w< safety, +UwU Bid him >_> demand what ;;w;; pwedge uWu wiww >w< pwease him >_> best. +OwO AEMIWIUS. Your >_> bidding uWu shaww I ^-^ do ;;w;; effectuawwy. Exit +;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, +And uWu tempew him with >w< aww OwO the art I x3 have, +ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck >_> pwoud Wucius ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths. +And nyow, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, >w< be :33 bwithe uWu again, +And :33 buwy >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; feaw in my ;;w;; devices. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^.^ successantwy, ÚwÚ and >w< pwead ^-^ to >_> him. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome + +x3 Entew >w< WUCIUS with OwO an ;;w;; awmy >_> of ÚwÚ GOTHS with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and colours + +UwU WUCIUS. :33 Appwuvd ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ and my xDD faithfuw fwiends, +I ^.^ have >_< weceived letters ^-^ fwom gweat >_> Wome +^w^ Which >_> signyifies what UwU hate uWu they bear theiw UwU Empewow +And how xDD desiwous >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they >_> awe. +:33 Thewefowe, gweat x3 wowds, ^.^ be, as >_> youw titwes ;;w;; witnyess, +Impewious ÚwÚ and impatient >_> of >_> youw wwongs; +And wherein >_> Wome ;;w;; hath x3 donye you ^-^ any >w< scath, +>_> Wet him ^-^ make >_< twebwe ÚwÚ satisfaction. +OwO FIWST GOTH. xDD Bwave slip, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat UwU Andwonyicus, +uWu Whose name ÚwÚ was UwU once ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU comfowt, +uWu Whose UwU high exploits ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe deeds +;;w;; Ingwatefuw >_> Wome xDD wequites with ;;w;; fouw ^w^ contempt, +Be bowd in us: ^w^ we'ww follow xDD whewe :3 thou lead'st, +;;w;; Wike xDD stinging ^w^ bees in hottest ÚwÚ summew's day, +uWu Wed uWu by theiw ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the >_> fwow'wed x3 fiewds, +And >w< be aveng'd uWu on x3 cuwsed uWu Tamowa. +^w^ AWW OwO THE >w< GOTHS. And as ^.^ he :33 saith, OwO so uWu say ^-^ we >w< aww with >_> him. +UwU WUCIUS. I humbly :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank you all. +But ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, wed uWu by :3 a >w< wusty x3 Goth? + +x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ GOTH, leading >_> AAWON with his ÚwÚ CHIWD in his ÚwÚ awms + +x3 SECOND GOTH. Renowned >_< Wucius, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw twoops I ^w^ stway'd +ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ wuinyous monyastewy; +And as I earnestly >_> did x3 fix >_< minye eye +:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wasted building, :33 suddenwy +I heard :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy undewnyeath :3 a wall. +I :3 made x3 unto OwO the noise, when >_> soon I heard +The cwying ;;w;; babe >_< contwoww'd with :3 this ^-^ discouwse: +ÚwÚ 'Peace, uWu tawny slave, half me ÚwÚ and half >w< thy UwU dam! +OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< thy hue uWu bewway uWu whose OwO bwat :3 thou :3 awt, +Had ^-^ nyatuwe lent ÚwÚ thee uWu but >w< thy >_> mothew's look, +^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have >_< been OwO an emperor; +But xDD whewe OwO the uWu buww ÚwÚ and cow awe uWu both milk-white, +^.^ They never ^-^ do ^.^ beget :3 a coal-black UwU cawf. +Peace, viwwain, uWu peace!'- x3 even ;;w;; thus ^.^ he rates OwO the ÚwÚ babe- +'For I >w< must bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty UwU Goth, +Who, when ^.^ he knows :3 thou art OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' babe, +uWu Wiww howd ÚwÚ thee dearly uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's ^.^ sake.' +x3 With this, my x3 weapon ÚwÚ dwawn, I wush'd x3 upon ^w^ him, +>w< Suwpwis'd him ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him UwU hithew +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use as you ÚwÚ think :3 nyeedfuw >_> of OwO the xDD man. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 O >w< wowthy UwU Goth, :3 this :3 is OwO the incarnate ^w^ deviw +:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd ^-^ Andwonyicus >_> of his good >w< hand; +:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; peaww UwU that pleas'd >_> youw ÚwÚ Empwess' eye; +And >w< hewe's OwO the base fwuit >_> of xDD hew burning uWu wust. +Say, wall-ey'd slave, :33 whithew wouldst :3 thou convey +:3 This ;;w;; gwowing ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy :3 fiend-wike face? +UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? >_> What, ^.^ deaf? :3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? +OwO A halter, soldiers! >w< Hang him uWu on :3 this xDD twee, +And uWu by his >_> side his fwuit >_> of ÚwÚ bastawdy. +:3 AAWON. Touch ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO boy, ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ siwe uWu fow >w< evew being :33 good. +>w< Fiwst >_> hang OwO the OwO chiwd, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may UwU see ^.^ it sprawl- +OwO A OwO sight ^-^ to uWu vex OwO the >_< fathew's ^w^ souw :3 withaw. +UwU Get me :3 a waddew. +;;w;; [A ÚwÚ waddew >_> bwought, ;;w;; which >_> AAWON :3 is :3 made ^-^ to cwimb] +:3 AAWON. >_< Wucius, :33 save OwO the OwO chiwd, +And bear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empewess. +>w< If :3 thou ^-^ do this, I'll show ÚwÚ thee :3 wondwous >w< things +:33 That highly ^-^ may ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hear; +>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, befall what ^-^ may OwO befaww, +I'll speak nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^.^ 'Vengeance ÚwÚ wot you UwU aww!' +UwU WUCIUS. Say OwO on; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease me ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 speak'st, +x3 Thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ it UwU nyouwish'd. +:3 AAWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease thee! ÚwÚ Why, assuwe ^.^ thee, >_< Wucius, +'Twiww uWu vex >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to hear what I uWu shaww >_< speak; +>_< Fow I >w< must talk >_> of >_< muwdews, rapes, ÚwÚ and :3 massacwes, +>_< Acts >_> of bwack night, abominable >_< deeds, +Compwots >_> of UwU mischief, tweason, >_> viwwainyies, +Wuthfuw ^-^ to OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu piteouswy ^w^ pewfowm'd; +And :3 this uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be buwied in my >_< death, +>_< Unwess :3 thou uWu sweaw ^-^ to me my >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Teww uWu on >w< thy mind; I uWu say >w< thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. +:3 AAWON. OwO Sweaw UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww begin. +UwU WUCIUS. OwO Who shouwd I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? Thou believest nyo ^.^ god; +:33 That gwanted, how ^w^ canst :3 thou believe OwO an >_> oath? +:3 AAWON. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do not? as >_< indeed I ^-^ do not; +xDD Yet, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou art ^-^ wewigious +And x3 hast :3 a xDD thing within ÚwÚ thee called ^.^ conscience, +x3 With twenty ^-^ popish tricks ÚwÚ and :33 cewemonyies +^w^ Which I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ to obsewve, +OwO Thewefowe I :3 uwge >w< thy uWu oath. >_< Fow UwU that I xDD knyow +An ÚwÚ idiot howds his bauble uWu fow :3 a god, +And >_< keeps OwO the OwO oath ;;w;; which uWu by UwU that god ^.^ he UwU sweaws, +ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll :3 uwge >_> him. OwO Thewefowe :3 thou ^-^ shawt x3 vow +By UwU that >_> same god- what god ÚwÚ soe'ew ^.^ it >w< be +:33 That :3 thou adorest ÚwÚ and x3 hast in reverence- +ÚwÚ To :33 save my OwO boy, ^-^ to :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ and bwing him up; +Ow ewse I uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw UwU nyought ^-^ to thee. +UwU WUCIUS. >_< Even uWu by my god I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I uWu wiww. +:3 AAWON. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow thou, I ;;w;; begot him uWu on OwO the >_< Empwess. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 O UwU most :33 insatiate ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious woman! +:3 AAWON. UwU Tut, >_< Wucius, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a deed >_> of charity +ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me x3 anyon. +ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew two >_< sons UwU that ^-^ muwdewed ^w^ Bassianyus; +^.^ They ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's tongue, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, +And ÚwÚ cut xDD hew x3 hands, ÚwÚ and OwO twimm'd xDD hew as :3 thou >_< sawest. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 O detestabwe viwwain! Caww'st :3 thou UwU that trimming? +:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 wash'd, ÚwÚ and cut, ÚwÚ and xDD twimm'd, ÚwÚ and 'twas +Trim uWu spowt uWu fow them ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU doing >_> of it. +UwU WUCIUS. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous >_> beastwy >_< viwwains >_< wike thysewf! +:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ was theiw OwO tutow ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^.^ them. +:33 That UwU codding spirit xDD had uWu they ^-^ fwom theiw mothew, +UwU As ^w^ suwe :3 a ^-^ cawd as >w< evew xDD won OwO the ;;w;; set; +:33 That bwoody UwU mind, I xDD think, uWu they ^w^ weawn'd >_> of uWu me, +UwU As OwO twue :3 a ^.^ dog as >w< evew xDD fought at head. +Weww, let my deeds >w< be witness >_> of my worth. +I >w< twain'd >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ^-^ to UwU that >w< guiwefuw hole +:3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead corpse >_> of Bassianyus OwO way; +I ^w^ wwote OwO the letter UwU that >w< thy fathew OwO found, +And hid OwO the gold within UwU that letter :3 mention'd, +Confederate with OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< sons; +And what ^.^ nyot >_< donye, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause ^-^ to rue, +OwO Whewein I xDD had nyo OwO stwoke >_> of mischief in it? +I >_> pway'd OwO the >_< cheatew uWu fow >w< thy >_< fathew's ;;w;; hand, +And, when I xDD had it, >_< dwew ^-^ mysewf >_> apawt +And ^w^ awmost x3 bwoke my OwO heawt with extreme ^-^ waughtew. +I pwied me OwO thwough OwO the crevice >_> of :3 a waww, +^w^ When, uWu fow his ;;w;; hand, ^.^ he xDD had his two ^w^ sons' x3 heads; +^-^ Behewd his >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ waugh'd OwO so >_> heawtiwy +:33 That uWu both >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wainy >_< wike ^-^ to his; +And when I told OwO the :33 Empwess >_> of :3 this sport, +She ^w^ swoonyed ^w^ awmost at my >w< pweasing :3 tawe, +And uWu fow my >_< tidings >_> gave me twenty ;;w;; kisses. +GOTH. >_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and never ^.^ bwush? +:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a bwack dog, as OwO the ^.^ saying is. +UwU WUCIUS. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ these >w< heinyous x3 deeds? +:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand more. +>_< Even :3 nyow I ^w^ cuwse OwO the day- ÚwÚ and >_> yet, I xDD think, +:3 Few come within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my :3 cuwse- +OwO Whewein I >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< some notorious x3 iww; +UwU As :33 kiww :3 a man, ^w^ ow ewse devise his ^w^ death; +^w^ Wavish :3 a ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow plot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; +:33 Accuse >w< some ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and forswear mysewf; +ÚwÚ Set >_> deadwy :33 enmity :3 between two fwiends; +UwU Make UwU poow xDD men's ^w^ cattwe >_< bweak theiw necks; +ÚwÚ Set x3 fiwe uWu on >_> bawns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hay-stacks in OwO the night, +And ;;w;; bid OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ quench them with theiw uWu teaws. +Oft ^.^ have I uWu digg'd OwO up UwU dead x3 men ^-^ fwom theiw gwaves, +And xDD set them UwU upwight at theiw dear >_< fwiends' xDD doow +>_< Even when theiw ;;w;; sowwows ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ was ^w^ fowgot, +And uWu on theiw >_< skins, as uWu on OwO the bark >_> of trees, +>_< Have with my :33 knyife uWu cawved in Woman letters +>w< 'Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU sowwow x3 die, >w< though I x3 am >w< dead.' +UwU Tut, I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand dreadful >w< things +UwU As willingly as ^-^ onye would :33 kiww :3 a ^w^ fwy; +And nyothing ÚwÚ gwieves me >_> heawtiwy >_< indeed +But UwU that I cannyot ^-^ do >w< ten ^w^ thousand more. +UwU WUCIUS. >_< Bwing ;;w;; down OwO the x3 deviw, uWu fow ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot die +^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a death as :33 hanging >_> pwesentwy. +:3 AAWON. >w< If there >w< be deviws, would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 deviw, +ÚwÚ To live ÚwÚ and >_< buwn in xDD evewwasting fire, +^w^ So I UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw >_> company in heww +But ^-^ to >_> towment you with my :33 bittew uWu tongue! +UwU WUCIUS. >w< Siws, xDD stop his uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and let him speak nyo more. + +x3 Entew AEMILIUS + +GOTH. UwU My lord, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> Wome +;;w;; Desiwes ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw presence. +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet him come >w< nyeaw. +Wewcome, xDD Aemiwius. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Rome? +OwO AEMIWIUS. Wowd >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; Pwinces >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, +The Woman UwU Empewow >_> gweets you >w< aww uWu by me; +And, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands you awe in uWu awms, +ÚwÚ He x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey at >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO house, +^.^ Wiwwing you ^-^ to >_> demand >_> youw ^-^ hostages, +And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ immediatewy deliver'd. +OwO FIWST GOTH. What :33 says ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? +UwU WUCIUS. Aemiwius, let OwO the UwU Empewow ^w^ give his ^w^ pwedges +^.^ Unto my fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe Marcus. +And ^-^ we uWu wiww come. ÚwÚ Mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Rome. Before >_< TITUS' house + +x3 Entew TAMORA, ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, uWu disguised + +;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Thus, in :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> sad habiwiment, +I uWu wiww uWu encountew with UwU Andwonyicus, +And uWu say I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom x3 bewow +ÚwÚ To >_> join with him ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight his >w< heinyous wwongs. +UwU Knyock at his study, xDD whewe uWu they uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps +ÚwÚ To wuminyate ÚwÚ stwange >_< pwots >_> of x3 diwe ÚwÚ wevenge; +>_> Teww him ^w^ Wevenge :3 is come ^-^ to >_> join with ^w^ him, +And wowk x3 confusion uWu on his enyemies. + +^.^ They xDD knyock ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS opens his study doow, :33 abuv + +;;w;; TITUS. OwO Who doth :33 mowest my >_< contempwation? +^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw xDD twick ^-^ to ^-^ make me ;;w;; ope OwO the doow, +:33 That OwO so my >_> sad UwU decwees ^-^ may UwU fwy away +And >w< aww my study >w< be ^-^ to nyo effect? +You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow what I UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do +^w^ See here in bwoody >w< winyes I ^.^ have xDD set ;;w;; down; +And what :3 is written uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. +;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am come ^-^ to talk with thee. +;;w;; TITUS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. OwO How can I OwO gwace my talk, +UwU Wanting :3 a hand ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU that accord? +Thou x3 hast OwO the >_> odds >_> of me; OwO thewefowe nyo more. +;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If :3 thou didst xDD knyow uWu me, :3 thou wouldst talk with >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enough: +>_> Witnyess :3 this wwetched :33 stump, witness ^.^ these :3 cwimson >w< winyes; +>_> Witnyess ^.^ these OwO twenches :3 made uWu by >w< gwief ÚwÚ and care; +>_> Witnyess OwO the ;;w;; tiwing :3 day ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_< nyight; +>_> Witnyess >w< aww UwU sowwow UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww +>_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> pwoud Empwess, :3 mighty uWu Tamowa. +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU coming uWu fow my uWu othew ^.^ hand? +;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Knyow thou, >_> sad man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ Tamowa: +She :3 is >w< thy enemy ÚwÚ and I >w< thy >w< fwiend. +I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom th' infernal :3 kingdom +ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the ÚwÚ gnyawing ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of >w< thy :33 mind +By >_< wowking wweakfuw ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >w< thy foes. +Come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome me ^-^ to :3 this world's ^-^ wight; +^w^ Confew with me >_> of murder ÚwÚ and >_> of ^w^ death; +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< howwow ÚwÚ cave ^w^ ow lurking-place, +:3 Nyo UwU vast x3 obscuwity ^w^ ow ^-^ misty vawe, +:3 Whewe bwoody murder ^w^ ow :3 detested >w< wape +^w^ Can ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but I uWu wiww find them ^-^ out; +And in theiw ears tell them my dreadful name- +UwU Wevenge, ;;w;; which makes OwO the ;;w;; fouw offendew quake. +;;w;; TITUS. Awt :3 thou Revenge? ÚwÚ and art :3 thou x3 sent ^-^ to me +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies? +;;w;; TAMOWA. I ^.^ am; OwO thewefowe come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. Do me >w< some service ewe I come ^-^ to thee. +:33 Wo, uWu by >w< thy >_> side xDD whewe Wape ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ stands; +Nyow ^w^ give >w< some :33 suwance UwU that :3 thou art Revenge- +Stab ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow >w< teaw them uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chawiot >_> wheews; +And then I'll come ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< thy waggoner +And ;;w;; whiww ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ thee about OwO the gwobes. +xDD Pwovide ÚwÚ thee two pwopew palfreys, bwack as ^-^ jet, +ÚwÚ To hale >w< thy vengefuw >_< waggon swift ^w^ away, +And find >_< out murderers in theiw OwO guiwty ^-^ caves; +And when >w< thy caw :3 is woaden with theiw UwU heads, +I uWu wiww :33 dismount, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy >_< waggon ^w^ wheew +^-^ Twot, >_< wike :3 a sewviwe ^w^ footman, >w< aww :3 day long, +>_< Even ^-^ fwom ^w^ Hypewion's x3 wising in OwO the ^w^ east +^.^ Untiw his vewy downfall in OwO the >_> sea. +And :3 day uWu by :3 day I'll ^-^ do :3 this :33 heavy xDD task, +^w^ So :3 thou >_< destwoy Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ thewe. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ These awe my minyistews, ÚwÚ and come with >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. uWu Awe uWu they >w< thy ^.^ minyistews? What awe uWu they call'd? +;;w;; TAMOWA. Wape ÚwÚ and :3 Muwdew; OwO thewefowe called OwO so +'Cause uWu they UwU take ;;w;; vengeance >_> of such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men. +;;w;; TITUS. Good :3 Wowd, how >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons uWu they OwO awe! +And you OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess! But ^-^ we :33 wowwdwy x3 men +>_< Have miserable, >_< mad, mistaking OwO eyes. +:3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, :3 nyow ^-^ do I come ^-^ to thee; +And, ^-^ if ^-^ onye uWu awm's xDD embwacement uWu wiww ^.^ content ^.^ thee, +I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in ^.^ it uWu by ÚwÚ and by. +;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 This >_< cwosing with him ^-^ fits his >_> wunyacy. +uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; fowge ^-^ to :33 feed his bwain-sick humours, +Do you OwO uphowd ÚwÚ and maintain in >_> youw >_> speeches, +>_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he firmly ^-^ takes me uWu fow Wevenge; +And, being :33 cweduwous in :3 this mad thought, +I'll ^-^ make him ^-^ send uWu fow Wucius his UwU son, +And UwU whiwst I at :3 a ^.^ banquet howd him ;;w;; suwe, +I'll find >w< some ÚwÚ cunnying practice >_< out >_> of hand +ÚwÚ To scatter ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse OwO the x3 giddy ^w^ Goths, +Or, at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ make them his enyemies. +^w^ See, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD pwy my UwU theme. + +x3 Entew >_> TITUS, x3 bewow + +;;w;; TITUS. Wong ^.^ have I >_< been fowwown, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow thee. +Wewcome, ;;w;; dwead Fury, ^-^ to my :3 woefuw >_< house. +Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. +OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< sons you OwO awe! +^.^ Weww awe you fitted, xDD had you uWu but :3 a Moor. +Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww heww :33 affowd you such :3 a ;;w;; deviw? +>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the :33 Empwess never ^.^ wags +But in xDD hew >_> company there :3 is :3 a Moow; +And, would you xDD wepwesent ^-^ ouw queen OwO awight, +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe UwU convenyient you xDD had such :3 a ^w^ deviw. +But ^-^ wewcome as you >_> awe. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? +;;w;; TAMOWA. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have OwO us uWu do, Andronicus? +uWu DEMETWIUS. Show me :3 a >w< muwdewew, I'll ^-^ deaw with >_> him. +CHIWON. Show me :3 a villain UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a ;;w;; wape, +And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. +;;w;; TAMOWA. Show me :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, +And I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on them all. +;;w;; TITUS. Wook x3 wound about OwO the ;;w;; wicked >w< stweets >_> of Wome, +And when :3 thou ^-^ find'st :3 a man that's >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, +Good Murder, :33 stab him; :33 he's :3 a muwdewew. +uWu Go :3 thou with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :3 hap +ÚwÚ To find another UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +Good :33 Wapinye, :33 stab him; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ wavishew. +uWu Go :3 thou with them; ÚwÚ and in OwO the Emperor's couwt +Thewe :3 is :3 a queen, attended uWu by :3 a Moow; +^.^ Weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by UwU thinye >_> own >_> pwopowtion, +>_< Fow OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ she doth resemble thee. +I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do uWu on them >w< some viowent ^w^ death; +^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been viowent ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. +;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou :33 wesson'd >_< us; :3 this uWu shaww ^-^ we do. +But would ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ thee, good UwU Andwonyicus, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow >_< Wucius, >w< thy uWu thwice-vawiant UwU son, +OwO Who weads towards >_> Wome :3 a >_< band >_> of ^.^ wawwike ^w^ Goths, +And ;;w;; bid him come ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet at >w< thy >_< house; +When ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, x3 even at >w< thy sowemn >w< feast, +I uWu wiww bwing in OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO sons, +The UwU Empewow himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy >_> foes; +And at >w< thy UwU mewcy uWu shaww uWu they uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, +And uWu on them ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> ease >w< thy :3 angwy ÚwÚ heawt. +What :33 says ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to :3 this xDD device? +;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, my ^-^ bwothew! ^.^ 'Tis >_> sad UwU Titus UwU cawws. + +x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS + +Go, gentwe Marcus, ^-^ to >w< thy nyephew Lucius; +Thou ^-^ shawt >_< inquiwe him >_< out UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. +UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and bwing with him +uWu Some >_> of OwO the UwU chiefest princes >_> of OwO the >w< Goths; +UwU Bid him xDD encamp his xDD sowdiews xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. +>_> Teww him OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Empwess xDD too +uWu Feast at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww feast with ^.^ them. +:3 This ^-^ do :3 thou uWu fow my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so let ^w^ him, +UwU As ^.^ he wegawds his ;;w;; aged >_< fathew's wife. +>_> MAWCUS. :3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and >_> soon xDD wetuwn again. Exit +;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence about >w< thy businyess, +And UwU take my ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, let Wape ÚwÚ and Murder stay with uWu me, +Ow ewse I'll caww my bwothew xDD back uWu again, +And cleave ^-^ to nyo wevenge uWu but Wucius. +;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ sons] What uWu say you, >w< boys? uWu Wiww you >_> abide +with ^w^ him, +ÚwÚ Whiwes I >w< go tell my lord OwO the UwU Empewow +OwO How I ^.^ have guvwn'd ^-^ ouw determin'd jest? +Yield ^-^ to his humouw, ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and speak him :33 faiw, +And tawwy with him ÚwÚ tiww I xDD tuwn again. +;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ [Aside] I knew them aww, >w< though uWu they suppos'd me >_< mad, +And uWu wiww o'ew weach them in theiw >_> own xDD devices, +OwO A paiw >_> of x3 cuwsed ;;w;; heww-hounds ÚwÚ and theiw >w< dam. +uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Madam, xDD depawt at ^-^ pweasuwe; xDD weave OwO us here. +;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, ^w^ Wevenge :3 nyow :33 goes +ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a complot ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy foes. +;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, faweweww. +Exit OwO TAMOWA +CHIWON. >_> Teww >w< us, ^.^ owd man, how uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; empwoy'd? +;;w;; TITUS. UwU Tut, I ^.^ have wowk enough uWu fow you ^-^ to do. +Pubwius, come hithew, UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and Valentine. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; PUBWIUS, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and xDD VAWENTINyE + +PUBWIUS. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? +;;w;; TITUS. xDD Knyow you ^.^ these two? +PUBWIUS. The ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, I UwU take them: Chiwon, Demetwius. +;;w;; TITUS. :33 Fie, Pubwius, fie! :3 thou art xDD too >w< much deceiv'd. +The ^-^ onye :3 is Murder, ÚwÚ and Wape :3 is OwO the other's ;;w;; nyame; +And OwO thewefowe uWu bind ;;w;; them, gentwe x3 Pubwius- +^-^ Caius ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye, uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on ^.^ them. +Oft ^.^ have you heard me ^w^ wish uWu fow such OwO an xDD houw, +And :3 nyow I find xDD it; OwO thewefowe uWu bind them ;;w;; suwe, +And xDD stop theiw OwO mouths ^-^ if uWu they begin ^-^ to cry. Exit +^.^ [They uWu way howd uWu on CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETWIUS] +CHIWON. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ;;w;; fowbeaw! ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 sons. +PUBWIUS. And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do ^-^ we what ^-^ we awe ^w^ commanded. +x3 Stop :33 cwose theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. +^-^ Is ^.^ he ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ bound? Wook UwU that you uWu bind them fast. + +;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS +with :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with :3 a ÚwÚ basin + +;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >_> Wavinyia; look, >w< thy :33 foes awe bound. +>w< Siws, xDD stop theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to me; +But let them hear what xDD feawfuw uWu wowds I utter. +:3 O viwwains, >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius! +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the spwing xDD whom you ^.^ have :33 stain'd with :3 mud; +:3 This ÚwÚ goodwy uWu summew with >_> youw winter xDD mix'd. +You xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 viwe fauwt +>w< Two >_> of xDD hew bwothews ;;w;; wewe :33 condemn'd ^-^ to >_< death, +UwU My hand ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a >_> mewwy x3 jest; +Both xDD hew ^w^ sweet x3 hands, xDD hew tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ mowe dear +>w< Than ^.^ hands ^w^ ow tongue, xDD hew >_> spotwess >_< chastity, +OwO Inhuman >_< twaitows, you constrain'd ÚwÚ and OwO fowc'd. +What would you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd let you speak? +ÚwÚ Viwwains, uWu fow ÚwÚ shame you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU beg uWu fow >_< gwace. +Hawk, wretches! how I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 mawtyw you. +:3 This ^-^ onye hand ÚwÚ yet :3 is weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut >_> youw thwoats, +ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that ^w^ Wavinyia ^w^ 'tween xDD hew :3 stumps doth howd +The ÚwÚ basin UwU that receives >_> youw OwO guiwty bwood. +You xDD knyow >_> youw mothew :3 means ^-^ to feast with uWu me, +And calls x3 hewsewf UwU Wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thinks me ^w^ mad. +Hawk, ^-^ viwwains! I uWu wiww ^.^ gwind >_> youw bones ^-^ to xDD dust, +And with >_> youw UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ it I'll ^-^ make :3 a :3 paste; +And >_> of OwO the UwU paste :3 a ^-^ coffin I uWu wiww weaw, +And ^-^ make two pasties >_> of >_> youw shameful x3 heads; +And ;;w;; bid UwU that ^-^ stwumpet, >_> youw x3 unhawwowed dam, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, swawwow xDD hew >_> own OwO incwease. +:3 This :3 is OwO the feast UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ to, +And :3 this OwO the ^.^ banquet ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< suwfeit OwO on; +>_< Fow >_< wowse than Phiwomew you :33 us'd my >_> daughtew, +And >_< wowse than Progne I uWu wiww >w< be x3 weveng'd. +And :3 nyow :33 pwepawe >_> youw >w< thwoats. Wavinyia, xDD come, +;;w;; Weceive OwO the bwood; ÚwÚ and when UwU that uWu they awe OwO dead, +>_> Wet me >w< go ^.^ gwind theiw bones ^-^ to :3 powdew smaww, +And with :3 this ^-^ hatefuw :3 wiquow uWu tempew xDD it; +And in UwU that UwU paste let theiw :3 viwe :3 heads >w< be xDD bak'd. +^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< be every ^-^ onye officious +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this UwU banquet, ;;w;; which I ^w^ wish ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv +Mowe >w< stewn ÚwÚ and bwoody than OwO the Centaurs' ^-^ feast. +:3 [He ^w^ cuts theiw >_> thwoats] +>_> So. +Nyow bwing them ÚwÚ in, uWu fow I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the xDD cook, +And UwU see them ready x3 against theiw mothew comes. +^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The couwt >_> of >_< TITUS' house + +x3 Entew >_< Wucius, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the GOTHS, with >_> AAWON pwisonyew, +ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of OwO an :33 attendant + +UwU WUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, >_< since 'tis my >_< fathew's :33 mind +:33 That I wepaiw ^-^ to Wome, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. +OwO FIWST GOTH. And ^w^ ouws with thinye, befall what >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. +UwU WUCIUS. Good uncwe, UwU take you in :3 this ^.^ bawbawous Moow, +:3 This wavenyous >_< tigew, :3 this accursed deviw; +>_> Wet him weceive nyo ÚwÚ sust'nyance, fetter ^w^ him, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ bwought x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' ;;w;; face +>_< Fow OwO testimony >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; fouw x3 pwoceedings. +And UwU see OwO the >_< ambush >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< be OwO stwong; +I ;;w;; feaw OwO the UwU Empewow :3 means nyo good ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. +:3 AAWON. uWu Some ^w^ deviw whisper cuwses in my eaw, +And :3 pwompt me UwU that my :33 tongue ^-^ may xDD uttew :3 fowth +The ^.^ venyomous ;;w;; mawice >_> of my ;;w;; swewwing >_< heawt! +UwU WUCIUS. Away, >_< inhuman dog, x3 unhawwowed slave! +>w< Siws, ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to convey him in. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ GOTHS with :3 AAWON. ^w^ Fwouwish within +The OwO twumpets show OwO the UwU Empewow :3 is at hand. + +Sound trumpets. x3 Entew >w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and +TAMORA, with ÚwÚ AEMIWIUS, :3 TWIBUNyES, xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ;;w;; hath OwO the fiwmament ^-^ mowe suns than ÚwÚ onye? +UwU WUCIUS. What :33 boots ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to can thyself :3 a :33 sun? +>_> MAWCUS. :33 Wome's >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and nephew, >_< bweak OwO the :33 pawwe; +^.^ These quarrels >w< must >w< be x3 quietwy debated. +The feast :3 is ready ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ cawefuw UwU Titus +;;w;; Hath >_> owdain'd ^-^ to OwO an honyouwabwe end, +>_< Fow :3 peace, uWu fow love, uWu fow uWu weague, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ to Rome. +UwU Pwease you, ^.^ thewefowe, dwaw uWu nyigh ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw >_> pwaces. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, ^-^ we uWu wiww. +;;w;; [A ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought in. The >_> company ^-^ sit >w< down] + +^-^ Twumpets sounding, ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS +>_< wike :3 a xDD cook, placing OwO the UwU dishes, ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA +with :3 a >w< veiw xDD uvw xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ awso OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +;;w;; TITUS. Wewcome, my ^w^ wowd; welcome, ;;w;; dwead Queen; +Wewcome, ye ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths; welcome, Lucius; +And ^-^ wewcome all. UwU Awthough OwO the :33 cheew >w< be xDD poow, +'Twiww fiww >_> youw ^-^ stomachs; >w< pwease you xDD eat >_> of it. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; thus attiw'd, Andronicus? +;;w;; TITUS. xDD Because I would >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< Empwess. +;;w;; TAMOWA. We awe OwO behowding ^-^ to you, good Andronicus. +;;w;; TITUS. An ^-^ if >_> youw Highness knew my xDD heawt, you :3 wewe. +UwU My lord OwO the >_< Empewow, :3 wesowve me :33 this: +>_> Was ^.^ it ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of wash UwU Viwginyius +ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway his daughter with his >_> own ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, +xDD Because ^.^ she ÚwÚ was enforc'd, stain'd, ÚwÚ and deflower'd? +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ It OwO was, Andronicus. +;;w;; TITUS. Your reason, :3 mighty :33 wowd. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. xDD Because OwO the UwU giww shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu suwvive xDD hew shame, +And uWu by xDD hew :3 pwesence still ^.^ wenyew his :3 sowwows. +;;w;; TITUS. OwO A reason >w< mighty, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and effectual; +OwO A :3 pattewn, pwecedent, ÚwÚ and lively ;;w;; wawwant +>_< Fow uWu me, UwU most :3 wwetched, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO the like. +^w^ Die, x3 die, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ shame with thee; :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] +And with >w< thy ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU sowwow >_< die! +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. What x3 hast :3 thou >_< donye, uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and unkind? +;;w;; TITUS. Kill'd xDD hew uWu fow xDD whom my ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have :3 made me blind. +I x3 am as :3 woefuw as UwU Viwginyius OwO was, +And ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe cause than ^.^ he +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this ^-^ outwage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 nyow :3 is >w< donye. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ravish'd? >_> Teww ^-^ who >_> did OwO the :3 deed. +;;w;; TITUS. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you eat? x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> feed? +;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou OwO swain UwU thinye only daughter ^.^ thus? +;;w;; TITUS. :3 Nyot I; 'twas >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius. +^.^ They ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut away xDD hew UwU tongue; +And uWu they, 'twas uWu they, UwU that >_> did xDD hew >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong. +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO us >_> pwesentwy. +;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there uWu they awe, uWu both ÚwÚ baked in :3 this UwU pie, +^.^ Wheweof theiw mothew UwU daintiwy ;;w;; hath fed, +>_> Eating OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU that ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ;;w;; hath >_> bwed. +^.^ 'Tis true, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: witness my knife's shawp point. +:3 [He ;;w;; stabs OwO the OwO EMPWESS] +;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Die, >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, uWu fow :3 this accursed deed! +:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ TITUS] +UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Can OwO the son's eye >w< behowd his fathew >_> bweed? +There's meed uWu fow xDD meed, death uWu fow :3 a >_> deadwy :3 deed. +:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO A gweat tumuwt. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, +^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the >_< bawcony] +>_> MAWCUS. You OwO sad-fac'd ^-^ men, ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and >_< sons >_> of Wome, +By uproars sevew'd, as :3 a flight >_> of ;;w;; foww +ÚwÚ Scattew'd uWu by x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU high >w< tempestuous >w< gusts? +:33 O, let me teach you how ^-^ to xDD knyit UwU again +:3 This ;;w;; scattewed >w< cown OwO into ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw xDD sheaf, +^.^ These ^w^ bwoken wimbs UwU again OwO into ^-^ onye body; +Lest >_> Wome x3 hewsewf >w< be xDD banye x3 unto herself, +And ^.^ she xDD whom :3 mighty xDD kingdoms ^w^ cuwtsy ^.^ to, +;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and desperate OwO castaway, +Do shameful >_> execution uWu on :33 hewsewf. +But ^-^ if my ^.^ fwosty signs ÚwÚ and :33 chaps >_> of ^-^ age, +x3 Gwave :33 witnyesses >_> of OwO twue experience, +Cannyot ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to ^.^ attend my x3 wowds, +uWu [To Wucius] xDD Speak, :33 Wome's dear OwO fwiend, as :33 ewst ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ancestow, +When with his sowemn :33 tongue ^.^ he >_> did :3 discouwse +ÚwÚ To >_> wuv-sick ;;w;; Dido's >_> sad :33 attending ear +The story >_> of UwU that xDD bawefuw burning night, +When subtle ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU suwpwis'd UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's >w< Twoy. +>_> Teww OwO us what Sinyon ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd ^-^ ouw eaws, +Ow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO the :33 fataw ^-^ enginye in +:33 That gives ^-^ ouw Twoy, ^-^ ouw Wome, OwO the civil wound. +UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD compact >_> of fwint :3 nyow steel; +Nyow can I xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ ouw :33 bittew gwief, +But floods >_> of ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww drown my owatowy +And >_< bweak my >_< utt'wance, x3 even in OwO the UwU time +When ^.^ it shouwd move ye ^-^ to ^.^ attend me ÚwÚ most, +And x3 fowce you ^-^ to commiseration. +Here's :33 Wome's x3 young x3 Captain, let him tell OwO the tawe; +OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ and weep ^-^ to hear him speak. +UwU WUCIUS. >_> Then, >_< gwacious ;;w;; auditowy, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you +:33 That >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 damn'd :3 Demetwius +Were uWu they UwU that muwd'wed ^-^ ouw Emperor's brother; +And uWu they ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe UwU that ravished ^-^ ouw sistew. +>_< Fow theiw feww faults ^-^ ouw bwothews ;;w;; wewe >_< beheaded, +Our >_< fathew's ;;w;; teaws OwO despis'd, ÚwÚ and basewy cozen'd +x3 Of UwU that OwO twue hand UwU that xDD fought :33 Wome's >_< quawwew >_< out +And x3 sent xDD hew >_> enyemies x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gwave. +Wastwy, ^-^ mysewf UwU unkindwy UwU banyished, +The ^w^ gates OwO shut uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and tuwn'd weeping out, +ÚwÚ To UwU beg ^w^ wewief UwU among :33 Wome's enemies; +OwO Who ÚwÚ dwown'd theiw :33 enmity in my OwO twue >_< teaws, +And UwU op'd theiw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ^w^ embwace me as :3 a >w< fwiend. +I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; tuwnyed >w< fowth, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, +:33 That ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd xDD hew :3 wewfawe in my UwU bwood +And ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu bosom took OwO the enemy's ^w^ point, +UwU Sheathing OwO the >_< steew in my advent'rous ÚwÚ body. +Alas! you xDD knyow I x3 am nyo :33 vauntew, I; +UwU My ;;w;; scaws can ;;w;; witnyess, OwO dumb although uWu they awe, +:33 That my wepowt :3 is ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 twuth. +But, ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I ^-^ do >_> digwess xDD too xDD much, +:33 Citing my ^.^ wowthwess :3 pwaise. :33 O, pawdon UwU me! +>_< Fow when nyo fwiends awe >_> by, x3 men UwU pwaise :3 themsewves. +>_> MAWCUS. Nyow :3 is my xDD tuwn ^-^ to speak. ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the chiwd. +>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO an UwU attendant's arms] +x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ was xDD Tamowa ;;w;; dewivewed, +The xDD issue >_> of OwO an ^.^ iwwewigious Moow, +:3 Chief architect ÚwÚ and xDD pwottew >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes. +The villain :3 is x3 awive in Titus' OwO house, +OwO Damn'd as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to witness :3 this :3 is true. +Nyow ;;w;; judge what cause xDD had UwU Titus ^-^ to wevenge +^.^ These ^-^ wwongs ^w^ unspeakabwe, ÚwÚ past >_> patience, +Ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any :3 wiving man :33 couwd OwO beaw. +Nyow ^.^ have you heard OwO the twuth: what uWu say you, Romans? +>_< Have ^-^ we x3 donye >w< aught amiss, show OwO us whewein, +And, ^-^ fwom OwO the place xDD whewe you >w< behowd OwO us pweading, +The UwU poow remainder >_> of Andronici +:3 Wiww, hand in ;;w;; hand, >w< aww >_> headwong huww >w< ouwsewves, +And uWu on OwO the ^.^ wagged >w< stonyes beat :3 fowth ^-^ ouw souls, +And ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw :3 cwosuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< house. +xDD Speak, uWu Womans, >_< speak; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, +:33 Wo, hand in ;;w;; hand, Wucius ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO faww. +OwO AEMIWIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou OwO wevewend man >_> of Wome, +And bwing ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow gently in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +Wucius ^-^ ouw Empewow; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow +The ^w^ common >w< voice ^-^ do x3 cwy ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. +ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's :33 woyaw UwU Empewow! +>_> MAWCUS. Go, >w< go OwO into ^.^ owd Titus' sorrowful OwO house, +And UwU hithew hale UwU that misbewieving Moor +ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU adjudg'd >w< some >_< diwefuw slaught'ring >_< death, +UwU As punishment uWu fow his UwU most ;;w;; wicked wife. >_< Exeunt >w< some +attendants. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ othews >_> descend +ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's >_< gwacious ÚwÚ guvwnyow! +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Romans! May I :33 guvwn OwO so +ÚwÚ To ^w^ heaw :33 Wome's UwU hawms ÚwÚ and wipe away xDD hew woe! +But, gentwe ;;w;; peopwe, ^w^ give me ^-^ aim uWu awhiwe, +>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ puts me ^-^ to :3 a :33 heavy task. +Stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; ;;w;; but, uncwe, dwaw you ;;w;; nyeaw +ÚwÚ To shed ^w^ obsequious ;;w;; teaws x3 upon :3 this :33 twunk. +:33 O, UwU take :3 this warm ÚwÚ kiss uWu on >w< thy OwO pawe x3 cowd lips. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] +^.^ These sorrowful ^.^ dwops x3 upon >w< thy blood-stain'd ;;w;; face, +The last OwO twue ;;w;; duties >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe >_< son! +>_> MAWCUS. >_< Teaw uWu fow >w< teaw ÚwÚ and :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss uWu fow ÚwÚ kiss +x3 Thy bwothew Mawcus >_< tendews uWu on >w< thy lips. +:33 O, ;;w;; wewe OwO the sum >_> of ^.^ these UwU that I shouwd pay +Countwess ÚwÚ and ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ yet would I pay them! +UwU WUCIUS. Come hithew, >w< boy; xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and learn >_> of OwO us +ÚwÚ To OwO mewt in showers. x3 Thy :3 gwandsiwe :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +>_> Many :3 a UwU time ^.^ he danc'd ÚwÚ thee uWu on his xDD knyee, +x3 Sung ÚwÚ thee asweep, his :33 woving uWu bweast >w< thy piwwow; +>_> Many :3 a story ;;w;; hath ^.^ he told ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee bear his pwetty tales in :33 mind +And talk >_> of them when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone. +>_> MAWCUS. OwO How many ^w^ thousand xDD times ;;w;; hath ^.^ these UwU poow wips, +When uWu they ;;w;; wewe living, wawm'd themsewves uWu on x3 thinye! +:33 O, nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, ^w^ give them theiw :3 watest :3 kiss! +UwU Bid him faweweww; commit him ^-^ to OwO the grave; +Do them UwU that >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD weave >_> of ^.^ them. +>_< BOY. :3 O grandsire, ÚwÚ gwandsiwe! :3 ev'n with >w< aww my OwO heawt +Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, OwO so you >_> did live ^-^ again! +:3 O :3 Wowd, I cannyot speak ^-^ to him uWu fow ^w^ weeping; +UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww uWu choke uWu me, ^-^ if I ;;w;; ope my UwU mouth. + +;;w;; We-entew attendants with >_> AAWON + +OwO A >w< WOMAN. You >_> sad Andronici, ^.^ have x3 donye with ;;w;; woes; +>w< Give >_< sentence uWu on OwO the :33 execwabwe ÚwÚ wwetch +:33 That ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of ^.^ these x3 diwe :33 events. +UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Set him breast-deep in :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and :3 famish him; +Thewe let him ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and rave ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu fow food. +>w< If ^-^ any ^-^ onye relieves ^w^ ow UwU pities ^w^ him, +>_< Fow OwO the OwO offence ^.^ he :3 dies. :3 This :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< doom. +uWu Some stay ^-^ to UwU see him fast'ned in OwO the xDD eawth. +:3 AAWON. xDD Ah, x3 why shouwd ^w^ wwath >w< be ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy ^w^ dumb? +I x3 am nyo baby, OwO I, UwU that with base ;;w;; pwayews +I shouwd ^w^ wepent OwO the x3 eviws I ^.^ have done; +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand >_< wowse than >w< evew ÚwÚ yet I >_> did +Wouwd I ;;w;; pewfowm, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. +>w< If ^-^ onye good deed in >w< aww my life I :33 did, +I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my vewy ÚwÚ souw. +UwU WUCIUS. uWu Some :33 woving fwiends convey OwO the UwU Empewow hence, +And ^w^ give him burial in his >_< fathew's ^-^ gwave. +UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ Wavinyia uWu shaww >_> fowthwith +Be >_< cwosed in ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's monument. +UwU As uWu fow UwU that wavenyous >_< tigew, ÚwÚ Tamowa, +:3 Nyo >_> funyewaw rite, :3 nyow man in ÚwÚ mouwnying weed, +:3 Nyo xDD mouwnfuw beww uWu shaww ring xDD hew UwU buwiaw; +But thwow xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ^-^ to >w< pwey. +Her life ÚwÚ was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ devoid >_> of pity, +And being OwO dead, let :33 biwds uWu on xDD hew UwU take ;;w;; pity. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ 1602 + +OwO THE :3 HISTOWY >_< OF TROILUS AND xDD CWESSIDA + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +UwU PWIAM, UwU King >_> of ^-^ Twoy + +His ^-^ sons: +HECTOR +TROILUS +PARIS +UwU DEIPHOBUS +HELENUS + +^-^ MAWGAWEWON, :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of Priam + +>_< Twojan ;;w;; commandews: +AENEAS +;;w;; ANTENyOW + +CALCHAS, :3 a >_< Twojan :33 pwiest, ^-^ taking part with OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks +:3 PANDAWUS, uncwe ^-^ to :33 Cwessida +x3 AGAMEMNyON, OwO the UwU Gweek ^w^ genyewaw +MENELAUS, his bwothew + +UwU Gweek ;;w;; commandews: +ÚwÚ ACHIWWES +^.^ AJAX +>w< UWYSSES +NESTOR +ÚwÚ DIOMEDES +;;w;; PATWOCWUS + +THEWSITES, :3 a ^w^ defowmed ÚwÚ and scurrilous UwU Gweek +ALEXANDER, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :33 Cwessida +^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Troilus +^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Paris +^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to OwO Diomedes + +OwO HEWEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Menelaus +^-^ ANDWOMACHE, UwU wife ^-^ to >_< Hectow +UwU CASSANDWA, daughter ^-^ to Priam, :3 a prophetess +>_< CWESSIDA, daughter ^-^ to Calchas + +>_< Twojan ÚwÚ and UwU Gweek ;;w;; Sowdiews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + +SCENyE: +^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Gweek ^-^ camp before ^.^ it + +^-^ PWOWOGUE +TROILUS AND xDD CWESSIDA +^-^ PWOWOGUE + +UwU In Twoy, there :3 wies OwO the >_> scenye. From ÚwÚ iswes >_> of Greece +The princes owgiwwous, theiw UwU high UwU bwood chaf'd, +>_< Have ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of :33 Athens x3 sent theiw ^-^ ships +;;w;; Fwaught with OwO the ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments +x3 Of x3 cwuew waw. Sixty ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye UwU that :33 wowe +Their cwownyets uWu wegaw ^-^ fwom th' Athenyian :33 bay +x3 Put :3 fowth towawd Phwygia; ÚwÚ and theiw x3 vow :3 is :3 made +ÚwÚ To wansack Twoy, within uWu whose >w< stwong :33 immuwes +The ;;w;; wavish'd >_< Hewen, Menyewaus' queen, +x3 With >_< wanton Paris sleeps-and that's OwO the UwU quawwew. +ÚwÚ To >_> Tenyedos uWu they xDD come, +And OwO the ^.^ deep-dwawing >w< bawks ^-^ do there ;;w;; disgowge +Their xDD waw-wike >_> fwaughtage. Nyow uWu on OwO Dawdan xDD pwains +The ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet unbruised ÚwÚ Gweeks ^-^ do :3 pitch +Their bwave >w< paviwions: ^w^ Pwiam's ÚwÚ six-gated >_< city, +UwU Dawdan, ÚwÚ and Tymbwia, Hewias, ^-^ Chetas, :33 Twoien, +And Antenyowides, with xDD massy uWu stapwes +And corresponsive ÚwÚ and :3 fuwfiwwing bowts, +Speww OwO up OwO the >_< sons >_> of >w< Twoy. +Nyow ÚwÚ expectation, UwU tickwing :33 skittish uWu spiwits +uWu On ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >w< side, >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and Greek, +^w^ Sets >w< aww uWu on UwU hazawd-and UwU hithew x3 am I come +OwO A Prologue arm'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot in >_< confidence +x3 Of author's ;;w;; pen ^w^ ow >w< actow's OwO voice, uWu but suited +UwU In >_< wike >_< conditions as ^-^ ouw ^.^ awgument, +ÚwÚ To tell you, fair :33 behowdews, UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD pway +Leaps o'ew OwO the vaunt ÚwÚ and :33 fiwstwings >_> of x3 those :3 bwoiws, +Beginning in OwO the OwO middwe; >_> stawting ^.^ thence ^w^ away, +ÚwÚ To what ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ digested in :3 a play. +;;w;; Wike ^w^ ow find fault; ^-^ do as >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes ;;w;; awe; +Nyow good ^w^ ow :33 bad, 'tis uWu but OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +>w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew TROILUS >_> awmed, ÚwÚ and >w< PANDAWUS + +>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Caww here my varlet; I'll unarm again. +UwU Why shouwd I OwO waw ^-^ without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy +:33 That find such x3 cwuew ^-^ battwe here >_< within? +>_> Each >_> Twoyan UwU that :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his xDD heawt, +>_> Wet him ^-^ to OwO fiewd; ^w^ Twoiwus, alas, ;;w;; hath nyonye! +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; geaw :33 nye'ew >w< be ^w^ mended? +>_< TWOIWUS. The ÚwÚ Gweeks awe ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< skiwfuw ^-^ to theiw UwU stwength, +:3 Fiewce ^-^ to theiw skill, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to theiw fierceness :3 vawiant; +But I x3 am x3 weakew than :3 a :3 woman's tear, +ÚwÚ Tamew than >w< sweep, >_< fondew than :33 ignyowance, +Less ÚwÚ vawiant than OwO the ;;w;; viwgin in OwO the night, +And skilless as ^.^ unpwactis'd >_> infancy. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I ^.^ have told you enough >_> of ^.^ this; uWu fow my UwU pawt, +I'll ^.^ nyot meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a uWu cake +>_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ wheat >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tawwy OwO the ^.^ gwinding. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the gwinding; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the ^.^ bowting. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the bolting; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the :3 weavenying. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Stiww ^.^ have I tawwied. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the leavening; uWu but >w< hewe's ÚwÚ yet in OwO the >_> wowd +'heweaftew' OwO the ÚwÚ knyeading, OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the >_> cake, OwO the heating +>_> of OwO the oven, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 baking; xDD nyay, you >w< must stay OwO the cooling UwU too, +^w^ ow you ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to >_< buwn >_> youw lips. +>_< TWOIWUS. uWu Patience herself, what :3 goddess e'ew ^.^ she ^.^ be, +^-^ Doth ^.^ wessew bwench at ^w^ suff'wance than I do. +^.^ At ^w^ Pwiam's :33 woyaw ^-^ tabwe ^-^ do I sit; +And when fair >w< Cwessid comes OwO into my >_< thoughts- +UwU So, >w< twaitow, then ^.^ she comes when ^.^ she :3 is >_> thence. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, ^.^ she ^.^ wook'd :33 yestewnyight ^-^ faiwew than >w< evew I ^-^ saw xDD hew +look, ^w^ ow ^-^ any ^-^ woman >w< ewse. +>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee: when my xDD heawt, +UwU As >_> wedged with :3 a >w< sigh, would OwO wive in OwO twain, +Lest >_< Hectow ^w^ ow my fathew shouwd pewceive uWu me, +I x3 have, as when OwO the >_< sun doth ^.^ wight :3 a storm, +^w^ Buwied :3 this sigh in wwinkwe >_> of :3 a smile. +But UwU sowwow UwU that :3 is couch'd in seeming gladness +^-^ Is >_< wike UwU that uWu miwth >w< fate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to ^w^ sudden UwU sadnyess. +^w^ PANDAWUS. An xDD hew >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu somewhat darker than Helen's- well, +>w< go UwU to- there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe :3 compawison :3 between OwO the >w< women. But, uWu fow +my UwU pawt, ^.^ she :3 is my kinswoman; I would ;;w;; nyot, as uWu they term it, +UwU pwaise UwU hew, uWu but I would >_< somebody xDD had heard xDD hew talk x3 yestewday, as +I ÚwÚ did. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dispwaise >_> youw ^-^ sistew ^-^ Cassandwa's >_> wit; >_< but- +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU Pandawus! I tell ^.^ thee, Pandawus- +When I ^-^ do tell ÚwÚ thee there my OwO hopes lie ÚwÚ dwown'd, +^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot in how many ^w^ fathoms ^-^ deep +^.^ They lie >_> indwench'd. I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am mad +UwU In ÚwÚ Cwessid's wuv. Thou :3 answew'st ÚwÚ 'She :3 is xDD faiw'- +:33 Pouwest in OwO the open uwcew >_> of my >_> heawt- +Her >_> eyes, xDD hew >_> haiw, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew ^-^ gait, xDD hew OwO voice, +OwO Handwest in >w< thy ^w^ discouwse. :33 O, UwU that xDD hew ;;w;; hand, +UwU In uWu whose :3 compawison >w< aww x3 whites awe ink +>w< Wwiting theiw >_> own >w< wepwoach; ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ soft ^-^ seizuwe +The cygnyet's ;;w;; down :3 is xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and spirit >_> of :33 sense +xDD Hawd as OwO the pawm >_> of ^w^ pwoughman! :3 This :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, +UwU As OwO twue :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, when I uWu say I love UwU hew; +But, ^.^ saying thus, :33 instead >_> of uWu oiw ÚwÚ and x3 bawm, +Thou uWu way'st in every >_> gash UwU that love ;;w;; hath >w< given me +The :33 knyife UwU that :3 made it. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :33 twuth. +>_< TWOIWUS. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak OwO so ^w^ much. +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle in it. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be as ^.^ she UwU is: ^-^ if +^.^ she >w< be :33 faiw, 'tis OwO the better uWu fow UwU hew; OwO an ^.^ she >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ she >_> has OwO the +:33 mends in xDD hew >_> own hands. +>_< TWOIWUS. Good UwU Pandawus! OwO How nyow, UwU Pandawus! +^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have xDD had my >_< wabouw uWu fow my travail, i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of +xDD hew ÚwÚ and i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of OwO you; gonye :3 between ÚwÚ and >_> between, uWu but +small ^w^ thanks uWu fow my xDD wabouw. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 angwy, ;;w;; Pandawus? >_> What, with x3 me? +^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Because she's uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, OwO thewefowe she's ^.^ nyot OwO so fair as +^.^ Hewen. An ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ she would >w< be as fair :3 a Friday +as Hewen :3 is uWu on OwO Sunday. But what cawe x3 I? I cawe ^.^ nyot OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a +blackamoor; 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. +>_< TWOIWUS. Say I ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot faiw? +^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe whethew you ^-^ do ^w^ ow nyo. x3 She's :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to stay +>_> behind xDD hew father. >_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks; ÚwÚ and OwO so I'll tell xDD hew +OwO the next UwU time I UwU see :3 hew. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo +^-^ mowe >w< i' th' OwO mattew. +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Pandawus! +^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet UwU Pandawus! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway you, speak nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 me: I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< aww +as I ;;w;; found it, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. Sound :3 awawum +>_< TWOIWUS. Peace, you ungwacious cwamouws! Peace, wude sounds! +ÚwÚ Foows uWu on uWu both OwO sides! Hewen >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :33 faiw, +When with >_> youw UwU bwood you ;;w;; daiwy x3 paint xDD hew OwO thus. +I cannyot fight x3 upon :3 this argument; +^w^ It :3 is xDD too >w< stawv'd :3 a :33 subject uWu fow my ^w^ swowd. +But ;;w;; Pandawus-O >_< gods, how ^-^ do you pwague UwU me! +I cannyot come ^-^ to >w< Cwessid uWu but uWu by Pandaw; +And :33 he's as OwO tetchy ^-^ to >w< be woo'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo +UwU As ^.^ she :3 is UwU stubbown-chaste x3 against >w< aww ;;w;; suit. +>_> Teww uWu me, :3 Apowwo, uWu fow >w< thy :33 Daphnye's love, +What >w< Cwessid ;;w;; is, what xDD Pandaw, ÚwÚ and what >_> we? +Her bed :3 is ÚwÚ India; there ^.^ she :3 wies, :3 a pearl; +>w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 Iwium ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she UwU wesides +>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing OwO fwood; +>w< Ouwsewf OwO the merchant, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ saiwing uWu Pandaw +Our doubtfuw hope, ^-^ ouw convoy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw bark. + +Awawum. x3 Entew AENEAS + +AENEAS. OwO How nyow, Prince ÚwÚ Twoiwus! >w< Whewefowe ^.^ nyot afiewd? +>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Because ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. :3 This :3 woman's ÚwÚ answew sowts, +>_< Fow womanish ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom >_> thence. +What UwU nyews, Aeneas, ^-^ fwom OwO the field uWu to-day? +AENEAS. :33 That Paris :3 is wetuwnyed home, ÚwÚ and :33 huwt. +>_< TWOIWUS. By whom, ^.^ Aenyeas? +AENEAS. ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu by Menyewaus. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet Paris bleed: 'tis uWu but :3 a >_> scaw ^-^ to UwU scown; +Paris :3 is x3 gow'd with Menyewaus' xDD hown. [Alarum] +AENEAS. UwU Hawk what good uWu spowt :3 is >_< out >_> of ^-^ town xDD to-day! +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Bettew at home, ^-^ if :3 'wouwd I might' ;;w;; wewe 'may.' +But ^-^ to OwO the uWu spowt abwoad. uWu Awe you bound ^w^ thithew? +AENEAS. UwU In >w< aww swift UwU haste. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we then >w< togethew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA ÚwÚ and xDD hew man ALEXANDER + +CRESSIDA. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 those went ^-^ by? +AWEXANDEW. Queen ^.^ Hecuba ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hewen. +CRESSIDA. And :33 whithew >w< go OwO they? +AWEXANDEW. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the eastewn tower, +uWu Whose >_< height ÚwÚ commands as :33 subject >w< aww OwO the vawe, +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the x3 battwe. xDD Hectow, uWu whose >_< patience +^-^ Is as :3 a :3 viwtue xDD fix'd, OwO to-day ÚwÚ was mov'd. +ÚwÚ He xDD chid >w< Andwomache, ÚwÚ and struck his awmouwew; +And, >_< wike as there ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; husbandwy in war, +Before OwO the >_< sun wose ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> hawnyess'd >_< wight, +And ^-^ to OwO the field :33 goes xDD he; xDD whewe every flower +OwO Did as :3 a prophet weep what ^.^ it fowesaw +UwU In Hector's :3 wwath. +CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his cause >_> of ÚwÚ angew? +AWEXANDEW. The ^w^ nyoise >_> goes, :33 this: there :3 is UwU among OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks +OwO A lord >_> of >_> Twoyan blood, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Hectow; +^.^ They caww him Ajax. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ Good; ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? +AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy man pew :3 se, +And ^-^ stands awonye. +CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ men, unwess uWu they awe >w< dwunk, >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ have nyo +wegs. +AWEXANDEW. :3 This man, >w< wady, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wobb'd many ^.^ beasts >_> of theiw +pawticuwaw UwU additions: ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, :33 chuwwish as OwO the +^-^ beaw, uWu swow as OwO the :33 ewephant-a man OwO into xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ cwowded +uWu humouws UwU that his valour :3 is uWu cwush'd OwO into folly, his ^.^ fowwy sauced +with discretion. Thewe :3 is nyo man ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 viwtue UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a +:33 gwimpse :33 of, :3 nyow ^-^ any man OwO an ^.^ attaint uWu but ^.^ he >_> cawwies >w< some :33 stain >_> of +xDD it; ^.^ he :3 is >_> mewanchowy ^-^ without cause ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy x3 against OwO the hair; ^.^ he +;;w;; hath OwO the joints >_> of every uWu thing; uWu but OwO evewything OwO so >_< out >_> of >_< joint +UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a gouty Briareus, many ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyo use, ^w^ ow puwbwind +Awgus, >w< aww eyes ÚwÚ and nyo ^w^ sight. +CRESSIDA. But how shouwd :3 this man, UwU that makes me >_> smiwe, ^-^ make >_< Hectow +angwy? +AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he yesterday ÚwÚ cop'd >_< Hectow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and +struck him down, OwO the >w< disdain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^w^ wheweof ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< since +^-^ kept >_< Hectow UwU fasting ÚwÚ and waking. + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS + +CRESSIDA. OwO Who comes hewe? +AWEXANDEW. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uncwe Pandarus. +CRESSIDA. Hector's :3 a x3 gawwant xDD man. +AWEXANDEW. UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the UwU wowwd, >_< wady. +^w^ PANDAWUS. What's ÚwÚ that? What's ÚwÚ that? +CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, uncwe Pandarus. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin Cwessid. What ^-^ do you talk OwO of?- Good +^.^ mowwow, Alexander.-How ^-^ do you, ^-^ cousin? When ;;w;; wewe you at ^.^ Iwium? +CRESSIDA. :3 This morning, :3 uncwe. +^w^ PANDAWUS. What ;;w;; wewe you >_> tawking >_> of when I came? >_> Was >_< Hectow UwU awm'd +ÚwÚ and gonye ewe you came ^-^ to ^.^ Iwium? Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu up, ÚwÚ was uWu she? +CRESSIDA. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was gone; uWu but Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 up. +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was stiwwing ;;w;; eawwy. +CRESSIDA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we >_> tawking :33 of, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ;;w;; angew. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Was ^.^ he angwy? +CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 says here. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< so; I xDD knyow OwO the cause :33 too; :3 he'ww uWu way about +him today, I can tell them ;;w;; that. And :33 thewe's Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +come :3 faw >_> behind him; let them UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ^w^ Twoiwus, I can tell +them UwU that ^w^ too. +CRESSIDA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he :3 angwy too? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, Troilus? Troilus :3 is OwO the better man >_> of OwO the ^-^ two. +CRESSIDA. :3 O uWu Jupitew! :33 thewe's nyo uWu compawison. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 between Troilus ÚwÚ and Hector? Do you xDD knyow :3 a man +^-^ if you UwU see OwO him? +CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< evew ^-^ saw him before ÚwÚ and knew >_> him. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I uWu say Troilus :3 is Troilus. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then you uWu say as I ÚwÚ say, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. +^w^ PANDAWUS. No, :3 nyow >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot Troilus in >w< some degrees. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just ^-^ to OwO each >_> of them: ^.^ he :3 is :3 himsewf. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ Twoiwus! I would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! +CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he is. +^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Condition I xDD had gonye bawefoot ^-^ to :3 India. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! no, :33 he's ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. Wouwd UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe himsewf! +Weww, OwO the UwU gods awe :33 abuv; UwU time >w< must fwiend ^w^ ow OwO end. Weww, ^w^ Twoiwus, +well! I would my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew ^-^ body! No, >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a +better man than Troilus. +CRESSIDA. >_> Excuse >_> me. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_< ewdew. +CRESSIDA. Pawdon uWu me, pawdon >_> me. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Th' other's ^.^ nyot come to't; you uWu shaww tell me another xDD tawe +when th' other's come to't. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his ÚwÚ wit :3 this +xDD yeaw. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^.^ it ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have his >w< own. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ quawities. +CRESSIDA. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ beauty. +CRESSIDA. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become UwU him: his own's ^w^ bettew. +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu YOU ^.^ have nyo judgment, nyiece. Hewen x3 hewsewf :33 swowe th' +uWu othew :3 day UwU that ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu fow :3 a xDD bwown >_< favouw, uWu fow OwO so ^.^ 'tis, I >w< must +OwO confess- ^.^ nyot xDD bwown >w< nyeithew- +CRESSIDA. No, uWu but >_> bwown. +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, ^-^ to uWu say truth, xDD bwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> bwown. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot true. +^w^ PANDAWUS. She ^.^ pwais'd his complexion :33 abuv ^.^ Pawis. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, Paris ;;w;; hath >w< cowouw ^w^ enyough. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ So ^.^ he x3 has. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then Troilus shouwd ^.^ have xDD too ^w^ much. >w< If ^.^ she ^.^ pwais'd him +^.^ abuv, his complexion :3 is highew than his; ^.^ he having >w< cowouw +enyough, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew highew, :3 is xDD too flaming UwU pwaise uWu fow :3 a good +complexion. I xDD had as OwO wief ^-^ Hewen's gowden :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ commended +Troilus uWu fow :3 a copper >_< nyose. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to you I ÚwÚ think Hewen loves him better than ^.^ Pawis. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then she's :3 a >_> mewwy UwU Gweek :3 indeed. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she >w< does. She came ^-^ to him th' uWu othew :3 day +OwO into OwO the compass'd uWu window-and you xDD knyow ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three ^w^ ow +;;w;; fouw ^w^ haiws uWu on his ;;w;; chin- +CRESSIDA. :3 Indeed :3 a tapster's awithmetic ^-^ may >_> soon bwing his +OwO pawticuwaws :3 thewein ^-^ to :3 a :33 totaw. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is vewy young, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww ^.^ he within three :3 pound +wift as >w< much as his bwothew Hector. +CRESSIDA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so x3 young :3 a man ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >_< wiftew? +^w^ PANDAWUS. But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves UwU him: ^.^ she came ÚwÚ and +^-^ puts me xDD hew >_> white hand ^-^ to his cwuvn ;;w;; chin- +CRESSIDA. Juno ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! OwO How came ^.^ it cwuvn? +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, you >w< knyow, 'tis ^w^ dimpwed. I ÚwÚ think his :33 smiwing >_< becomes +him better than ^-^ any man in >w< aww ;;w;; Phwygia. +CRESSIDA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> smiwes vawiantwy! +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Does ^.^ he not? +CRESSIDA. :3 O yes, OwO an 'twere :3 a cwoud in >_> autumn! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^.^ to, OwO then! But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves +:33 Twoiwus- +CRESSIDA. Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to OwO the proof, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he esteems xDD hew nyo ^-^ mowe than I >_< esteem OwO an +^w^ addwe >w< egg. +CRESSIDA. >w< If you love OwO an ^w^ addwe egg as ;;w;; weww as you love OwO an :33 idwe +uWu head, you would xDD eat chickens >w< i' th' sheww. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how ^.^ she ;;w;; tickwed his +chin. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ she >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ mawveww's >_> white ;;w;; hand, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds +uWu confess. +CRESSIDA. Without OwO the wack. +^w^ PANDAWUS. And ^.^ she ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ to UwU spy :3 a >_> white >_< haiw uWu on his chin. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow chin! >_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :3 is wichew. +^w^ PANDAWUS. But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! Queen ^.^ Hecuba ^.^ waugh'd UwU that +xDD hew eyes ÚwÚ wan o'er. +CRESSIDA. x3 With >w< miwwstonyes. +^w^ PANDAWUS. And ;;w;; Cassandwa ÚwÚ waugh'd. +CRESSIDA. But there ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu tempewate x3 fiwe uWu undew OwO the pot >_> of xDD hew +OwO eyes. OwO Did xDD hew eyes run o'ew too? +^w^ PANDAWUS. And >_< Hectow ÚwÚ waugh'd. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ At what ÚwÚ was >w< aww :3 this laughing? +^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Mawwy, at OwO the >_> white >_< haiw UwU that Hewen spied uWu on Troilus' +chin. +CRESSIDA. x3 An't xDD had >_< been :3 a green >_< haiw I shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^w^ too. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ They ^.^ waugh'd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much at OwO the >_< haiw as at his pwetty +>w< answew. +CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his OwO answew? +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Quoth ^.^ she OwO 'Hewe's uWu but two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty ^w^ haiws uWu on >_> youw ^.^ chin, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is white.' +CRESSIDA. :3 This :3 is xDD hew :33 question. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's true; ^-^ make nyo xDD question >_> of ;;w;; that. 'Two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty +>_> haiws,' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^.^ 'and ^-^ onye xDD white. :33 That >_> white >_< haiw :3 is my fathew, +ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe his :33 sons.' x3 'Jupitew!' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'which >_> of +^.^ these ^w^ haiws :3 is Paris my x3 husband?' xDD 'The ^-^ fowked >_< onye,' OwO quoth >_< he, +>w< 'pwuck't >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 him.' But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! ÚwÚ and +Hewen OwO so uWu bwush'd, ÚwÚ and Paris OwO so chaf'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west OwO so +^.^ waugh'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ pass'd. +CRESSIDA. ^w^ So let ^.^ it UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it >_> has >_< been :3 a gweat >_< whiwe ^-^ going by. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, uWu cousin, I told you :3 a xDD thing :3 yestewday; ÚwÚ think on't. +CRESSIDA. ^w^ So I do. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; ^.^ he uWu wiww weep you, ÚwÚ and 'twere :3 a +man :3 bown in April. +CRESSIDA. And I'll spwing OwO up in his >_< teaws, OwO an 'twere :3 a nettle +x3 against >w< May. >_< [Sound :3 a wetweat] +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Hawk! uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up +here ÚwÚ and UwU see them as uWu they xDD pass towawd ^.^ Iwium? Good niece, uWu do, +^w^ sweet niece Cressida. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, >w< hewe's OwO an excellent >w< pwace; here ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU see +UwU most bwavewy. I'll tell you them >w< aww uWu by theiw >_< nyames as uWu they xDD pass +^.^ by; uWu but mark Troilus :33 abuv OwO the ^-^ west. + +AENEAS passes + +CRESSIDA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ;;w;; Aenyeas. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a bwave man? >w< He's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the +>_> fwowews >_> of Twoy, I can tell you. But mark ^w^ Twoiwus; you uWu shaww UwU see +x3 anyon. + +;;w;; ANTENyOW passes + +CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ Antenyow. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a >_< shwewd wit, I can tell OwO you; ÚwÚ and +:33 he's :3 a man good enyough; :33 he's ^-^ onye o' th' soundest ^w^ judgments in +Twoy, >_> whosoevew, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwopew man >_> of ^.^ pewson. When comes Troilus? +I'll show you Troilus x3 anyon. >w< If ^.^ he UwU see uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see him nod +at >_> me. +CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ give you OwO the nyod? +^w^ PANDAWUS. You uWu shaww :3 see. +CRESSIDA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, OwO the rich uWu shaww ^.^ have more. + +HECTOR passes + +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's xDD Hectow, UwU that, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that; :33 thewe's :3 a +^.^ fewwow! uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, :33 Hectow! There's :3 a bwave man, nyiece. :3 O bwave +:33 Hectow! Wook how ^.^ he OwO wooks. There's :3 a countenance! :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a +bwave man? +CRESSIDA. :33 O, :3 a bwave ^w^ man! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is UwU 'a not? ^w^ It OwO does :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt :33 good. Wook you what +hacks awe uWu on his ^.^ hewmet! Wook you UwU yondew, ^-^ do you see? Wook you +^.^ thewe. There's nyo :33 jesting; :33 thewe's x3 waying OwO on; uWu take't x3 off ^-^ who +wiww, as uWu they >w< say. Thewe >w< be :33 hacks. +CRESSIDA. Be x3 those with >w< swowds? +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Swowds! UwU anything, ^.^ he >_> cawes not; OwO an OwO the ^w^ deviw come ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. By God's lid, ^.^ it OwO does >_> onye's OwO heawt :33 good. Yondew +comes Pawis, :33 yondew comes ^.^ Pawis. + +PARIS passes + +Wook ye UwU yondew, ^w^ nyiece; :3 is't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gawwant man UwU too, :3 is't not? ÚwÚ Why, +:3 this :3 is bwave OwO nyow. OwO Who ^w^ said ^.^ he came hurt UwU home uWu to-day? >w< He's ^.^ nyot +:33 huwt. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ Hewen's OwO heawt good nyow, ^-^ ha! Wouwd I :33 couwd +UwU see Troilus nyow! You uWu shaww UwU see Troilus x3 anyon. + +HELENUS passes + +CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. I x3 mawvew xDD whewe Troilus is. ^.^ That's +>w< Hewenyus. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he went ^.^ nyot :3 fowth to-day. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. +CRESSIDA. ^w^ Can uWu Hewenyus fight, uncle? +^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Hewenyus! nyo. x3 Yes, :3 he'ww fight indifferent :33 weww. I x3 mawvew +xDD whewe Troilus is. >_> Hawk! ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy 'Troilus'? +uWu Hewenyus :3 is :3 a pwiest. +CRESSIDA. What ;;w;; snyeaking :3 fewwow comes yondew? + +TROILUS passes + +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? yondew? ^.^ That's :3 Deiphobus. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus. There's :3 a +man, nyiece. >_> Hem! xDD Bwave ^w^ Twoiwus, OwO the pwince >_> of ^-^ chivawwy! +CRESSIDA. Peace, uWu fow shame, :3 peace! +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Mawk him; ^-^ nyote >_> him. :3 O bwave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Wook ;;w;; weww x3 upon ^w^ him, +^w^ nyiece; ÚwÚ wook you how his >_< swowd :3 is >_> bwoodied, ÚwÚ and his helm ^-^ mowe +;;w;; hack'd than Hector's; ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he xDD goes! :3 O +^.^ admiwabwe ^.^ youth! ^.^ he never ^-^ saw three ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, +^w^ Twoiwus, >w< go >w< thy way. Had I :3 a ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO gwace ^w^ ow :3 a daughter :3 a +goddess, ^.^ he shouwd UwU take his x3 choice. :3 O ^.^ admiwabwe ^w^ man! uWu Pawis? Paris +:3 is dirt ^-^ to him; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, >_< Hewen, ^-^ to change, would ^w^ give OwO an +eye ^-^ to OwO boot. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Hewe comes more. + +ÚwÚ Common xDD sowdiews xDD pass + +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Asses, fools, ^.^ dowts! x3 chaff ÚwÚ and bwan, x3 chaff ÚwÚ and uWu bwan! +>_> powwidge aftew ^.^ meat! I :33 couwd live ÚwÚ and die in OwO the eyes >_> of Troilus. +:33 Nye'ew look, :33 nye'ew look; OwO the x3 eagwes awe gone. UwU Cwows ÚwÚ and >_> daws, +cwows ÚwÚ and daws! I xDD had wathew >w< be such :3 a man as Troilus than +Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and >w< aww Gweece. +CRESSIDA. Thewe :3 is ÚwÚ amongst OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks Achilles, :3 a better man than +Troilus. +^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Achiwwes? OwO A ^.^ dwayman, :3 a ;;w;; powtew, :3 a vewy camel! +CRESSIDA. Weww, :33 weww. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, well! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ have you ^-^ any >w< discwetion? >_< Have you ^-^ any +:3 eyes? Do you xDD knyow what :3 a man ÚwÚ is? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot birth, :3 beauty, good +^w^ shape, discouwse, manhood, weawnying, uWu gentwenyess, uWu viwtue, youth, +wibewawity, ÚwÚ and such ^-^ wike, OwO the >w< spice ÚwÚ and salt UwU that season :3 a man? +CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, :3 a :3 minc'd >w< man; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< be >w< bak'd with nyo ^-^ date in +OwO the UwU pie, uWu fow then OwO the ÚwÚ man's ^-^ date :3 is >_< out. +^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such :3 a woman! OwO A man knows ^.^ nyot at what OwO wawd you +^-^ wie. +CRESSIDA. :3 Upon my ^w^ back, ^-^ to ^w^ defend my belly; x3 upon my wit, ^-^ to ^w^ defend +my wiles; x3 upon my secwecy, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >_< minye :3 honyesty; my mask, ^-^ to +^w^ defend my beauty; ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >w< aww these; ÚwÚ and at >w< aww ^.^ these +:33 wawds I lie at, at :3 a ^w^ thousand watches. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Say ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw watches. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll watch you uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the +UwU chiefest >_> of them ^w^ too. >w< If I cannyot OwO wawd what I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ hit, +I can watch you uWu fow x3 tewwing how I took OwO the :33 bwow; unwess ^.^ it sweww +ÚwÚ past hiding, ÚwÚ and then >w< it's ÚwÚ past watching +^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such ^.^ anyothew! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY + +>_< BOY. >_> Siw, my lord would OwO instantwy speak with you. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? +>_< BOY. ^.^ At >_> youw >_> own >_< house; there ^.^ he >_> unyawms >_> him. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Good OwO boy, tell him I come. Exit >_< Boy +I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be :33 huwt. Fawe ye well, good nyiece. +CRESSIDA. Adieu, :3 uncwe. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be with you, niece, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ bwing, :3 uncwe. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, :3 a token ^-^ fwom Troilus. +CRESSIDA. By OwO the >_> same token, you awe :3 a bawd. +Exit >w< PANDAWUS +>w< Wowds, xDD vows, ÚwÚ gifts, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuv's :33 fuww OwO sacwifice, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; offews in x3 anyothew's enterprise; +But ^-^ mowe in Troilus UwU thousand-fowd I UwU see +>w< Than in OwO the :3 gwass >_> of Pandar's UwU pwaise ^-^ may ^.^ be, +>_> Yet howd I UwU off. xDD Women awe ^-^ angews, >_< wooing: +OwO Things xDD won awe done; :33 joy's ^w^ souw :3 wies in OwO the doing. +:33 That ^.^ she bewov'd knows UwU nyought UwU that knows ^.^ nyot :33 this: +Men UwU pwize OwO the xDD thing ^.^ ungain'd ^-^ mowe than ^.^ it is. +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet UwU that >w< evew knew +^-^ Wuv ^w^ got OwO so ^w^ sweet as when desiwe >_> did >w< sue; +OwO Thewefowe :3 this >_> maxim >_< out >_> of love I :3 teach: +:3 Achievement :3 is >_< command; ;;w;; ungain'd, uWu beseech. +;;w;; Then >w< though my ^w^ heawt's ^.^ content ^w^ fiwm love doth ^-^ beaw, +Nyothing >_> of UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ fwom >_< minye eyes appear. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +The Grecian x3 camp. Before xDD AGAMEMNyON'S tent + +Sennet. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, >_> NyESTOW, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. OwO Pwinces, +What >w< gwief ;;w;; hath xDD set ^.^ these >w< jaundies o'ew >_> youw ^-^ cheeks? +The uWu ampwe proposition UwU that >w< hope makes +UwU In >w< aww designs begun uWu on :3 eawth x3 bewow +ÚwÚ Faiws in OwO the OwO pwomis'd largeness; checks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; disastews +Gwow in OwO the ^.^ veins >_> of :33 actions OwO highest rear'd, +UwU As ;;w;; knyots, uWu by OwO the conflux >_> of meeting ÚwÚ sap, +:3 Infects OwO the :33 sound pinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ divewts his gwain +Tortive ÚwÚ and errant ^-^ fwom his ^-^ couwse >_> of gwowth. +Nyow, princes, :3 is ^.^ it matter OwO nyew ^-^ to OwO us +:33 That ^-^ we come ^-^ showt >_> of ^-^ ouw suppose OwO so :3 faw +:33 That aftew :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ siege ÚwÚ yet ^-^ Twoy >_< wawws ÚwÚ stand; +;;w;; Sith every >w< action UwU that ;;w;; hath gonye OwO befowe, +^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have record, UwU twiaw >_> did dwaw +^-^ Bias ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwawt, ^.^ nyot answering OwO the :3 aim, +And UwU that uWu unbodied figuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ thought +:33 That gave't surmised OwO shape. UwU Why then, you princes, +Do you with x3 cheeks x3 abash'd >w< behowd ^-^ ouw ^w^ wowks +And caww them ^.^ shames, ;;w;; which awe, :3 indeed, UwU nyought ewse +But OwO the pwotwactive ^w^ twiaws >_> of gweat OwO Juv +ÚwÚ To find ;;w;; pewsistive constancy in ^w^ men; +The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of ;;w;; which >w< metaw :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found +UwU In >_< fowtunye's love? >_< Fow then OwO the bowd ÚwÚ and xDD cowawd, +The xDD wise ÚwÚ and fool, OwO the xDD awtist ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwead, +The ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and soft, ÚwÚ seem >w< aww ;;w;; affin'd ÚwÚ and kin. +But in OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^w^ tempest >_> of xDD hew :3 fwown +uWu Distinction, with :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< powewfuw ÚwÚ fan, +Puffing at aww, >_< winnyows OwO the ^.^ wight away; +And what ;;w;; hath mass ^w^ ow matter uWu by itsewf +:33 Wies rich in :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and >w< unmingwed. +NyESTOW. x3 With :3 due >_< obsewvance >_> of >w< thy godwike uWu seat, +Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, Nestor uWu shaww OwO appwy +x3 Thy :3 watest wowds. UwU In OwO the wepwoof >_> of uWu chance +:33 Wies OwO the OwO twue >_> pwoof >_> of ^-^ men. The ÚwÚ sea being smooth, +OwO How many shawwow bauble ^w^ boats dare sail +:3 Upon xDD hew uWu patient ^w^ bweast, :33 making theiw uWu way +x3 With x3 those >_> of nobler :3 buwk! +But let OwO the >_< wuffian >_< Boweas UwU once enwage +The gentwe ^.^ Thetis, ÚwÚ and anon >w< behowd +The stwong-wibb'd bark OwO thwough :3 wiquid uWu mountains cut, +UwU Bounding :3 between OwO the two ^.^ moist >_< ewements +;;w;; Wike >w< Pewseus' ÚwÚ howse. Where's then OwO the ;;w;; saucy >_> boat, +uWu Whose uWu weak untimber'd ^-^ sides uWu but x3 even :3 nyow +UwU Co-wivaww'd greatness? x3 Eithew ^-^ to OwO hawbouw xDD fwed +Ow :3 made :3 a >w< toast uWu fow :33 Nyeptunye. >_< Even OwO so +^-^ Doth x3 vawouw's show ÚwÚ and x3 vawouw's wowth >_> divide +UwU In stowms >_> of fowtunye; uWu fow in xDD hew uWu way ÚwÚ and bwightnyess +The hewd ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe annoyance uWu by OwO the ^w^ bweeze +>w< Than uWu by OwO the tiger; uWu but when OwO the splitting ^.^ wind +:3 Makes flexible OwO the knyees >_> of knyotted oaks, +And flies xDD fwed uWu undew shade-why, then OwO the xDD thing >_> of :33 couwage +UwU As rous'd with wage, with ;;w;; wage doth sympathise, +And with OwO an accent :3 tun'd in ;;w;; sewf-same ;;w;; key +Retorts ^-^ to chiding xDD fowtunye. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Agamemnyon, +Thou gweat commandew, xDD nyewve ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye >_> of Greece, +^.^ Heawt >_> of ^-^ ouw numbers, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and only spirit +UwU In xDD whom OwO the :33 tempews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of >w< aww +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO shut up-hear what Uwysses ;;w;; speaks. +Besides OwO the applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; appwobation +The which, uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU most >w< mighty, uWu fow >w< thy place ÚwÚ and sway, +uWu [To NESTOR] And, :3 thou UwU most >_> wevewend, uWu fow >w< thy stwetch'd-out xDD wife, +I ^w^ give ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw speeches- ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe such +UwU As Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of Greece +;;w;; Shouwd howd OwO up UwU high in ^-^ bwass; ÚwÚ and such UwU again +UwU As :3 venyewabwe ;;w;; Nyestow, xDD hatch'd in siwvew, +;;w;; Shouwd with :3 a bond >_> of :3 aiw, >w< stwong as OwO the >_< axwe-twee +uWu On ;;w;; which >w< heaven :33 wides, xDD knyit >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish ears +ÚwÚ To his expewienc'd tongue-yet let ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ both, +Thou >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ to hear Uwysses speak. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. xDD Speak, Prince >_> of >_> Ithaca; ÚwÚ and be't >_> of less OwO expect +:33 That matter x3 nyeedwess, >_> of importless >_< buwden, +^.^ Divide >w< thy lips than ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ confident, +When :3 wank Thewsites uWu opes his ^.^ mastic ^.^ jaws, +We uWu shaww hear OwO music, wit, ÚwÚ and oracle. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Twoy, ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his ÚwÚ basis, xDD had >_< been down, +And OwO the gweat Hector's >_< swowd xDD had >_< wack'd :3 a :3 mastew, +But uWu fow ^.^ these uWu instances: +The UwU speciawty >_> of UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> nyegwected; +And ÚwÚ wook how many Grecian x3 tents ^-^ do ^.^ stand +>_> Howwow x3 upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwain, OwO so many >w< howwow ÚwÚ factions. +When UwU that OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the OwO hive, +ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the xDD fowagews uWu shaww >w< aww xDD wepaiw, +What honey :3 is xDD expected? ;;w;; Degwee being x3 vizawded, +^-^ Th' ^w^ unwowthiest >w< shows as ^w^ faiwwy in OwO the >_> mask. +The uWu heavens themsewves, OwO the OwO pwanyets, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> centwe, +x3 Obsewve UwU degwee, pwiowity, ÚwÚ and place, +Insisture, ^.^ couwse, >_> pwopowtion, UwU season, >_> fowm, +;;w;; Office, ÚwÚ and :33 custom, in >w< aww xDD winye >_> of OwO owdew; +And OwO thewefowe :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ pwanyet >_< Sow +UwU In x3 nyobwe :33 eminyence uWu enthwon'd ÚwÚ and xDD sphew'd +>w< Amidst OwO the xDD othew, uWu whose med'cinyabwe eye +Cowwects OwO the i-iww UwU aspects >_> of >_< pwanyets :33 eviw, +And uWu posts, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ commandment >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, +^-^ Sans check, ^-^ to good ÚwÚ and >w< bad. But when OwO the >_< pwanyets +UwU In evil mixture ^-^ to disorder wander, +What pwagues ÚwÚ and what OwO powtents, what >w< mutiny, +What >_< waging >_> of OwO the >_< sea, uWu shaking >_> of :3 eawth, +Commotion in OwO the ;;w;; winds! >_< Fwights, changes, x3 howwows, +>_< Divewt ÚwÚ and cwack, rend ÚwÚ and deracinate, +The >_> unyity ÚwÚ and married UwU cawm >_> of states +OwO Quite ^-^ fwom theiw xDD fixtuwe! :33 O, when degree :3 is ;;w;; shak'd, +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ waddew >_> of >w< aww UwU high OwO designs, +The enterprise :3 is ÚwÚ sick! OwO How :33 couwd communities, +>w< Degwees in schoows, ÚwÚ and brotherhoods in ^w^ cities, +:33 Peacefuw ^-^ commewce ^-^ fwom >_< dividabwe showes, +The pwimogenyity ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, +Pwewogative >_> of ^-^ age, cwowns, ^w^ sceptwes, >_< wauwews, +But uWu by UwU degwee, ^.^ stand in authentic :3 pwace? +;;w;; Take uWu but degree ^w^ away, ^w^ untunye UwU that string, +And :3 hawk what uWu discowd UwU fowwows! >_> Each xDD thing mewts +UwU In mere oppugnancy: OwO the xDD bounded UwU watews +;;w;; Shouwd wift theiw >_< bosoms highew than OwO the showes, +And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of >w< aww :3 this solid >w< gwobe; +uWu Stwength shouwd >w< be lord >_> of OwO imbeciwity, +And OwO the wude :3 son shouwd strike his fathew >w< dead; +x3 Fowce shouwd >w< be ^-^ wight; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and wwong- +>w< Between uWu whose endless OwO jaw :33 justice ÚwÚ wesides- +;;w;; Shouwd wose theiw nyames, ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd :33 justice ^w^ too. +;;w;; Then OwO evewything incwudes itsewf in :33 powew, +OwO Powew OwO into wiww, uWu wiww OwO into OwO appetite; +And OwO appetite, OwO an unyivewsaw wowf, +^w^ So doubly >_< seconded with uWu wiww ÚwÚ and :33 powew, +Must ^-^ make ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO an unyivewsaw xDD pwey, +And last xDD eat OwO up :3 himsewf. Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, +:3 This ^-^ chaos, when degree :3 is x3 suffocate, +>_< Fowwows OwO the choking. +And :3 this >_> nyegwection >_> of degree ^.^ it :3 is +:33 That uWu by :3 a pace :33 goes backwawd, with :3 a OwO puwpose +^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ to xDD cwimb. The ^.^ genyewaw's OwO disdain'd +By him ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, ^.^ he uWu by OwO the nyext, +:33 That next uWu by him beneath; OwO so >w< evew >w< step, +ÚwÚ Exampw'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiwst pace UwU that :3 is uWu sick +x3 Of his ÚwÚ supewiow, grows ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ envious fever +x3 Of OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoodwess OwO emuwation. +And 'tis :3 this fever UwU that >_< keeps ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ foot, +:3 Nyot xDD hew >_> own uWu sinyews. ÚwÚ To ^-^ end :3 a xDD tawe >_> of ^-^ wength, +^-^ Twoy in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess :3 stands, ^.^ nyot in xDD hew strength. +NyESTOW. uWu Most wisewy ;;w;; hath Uwysses here discuvw'd +The fever ^w^ wheweof >w< aww ^-^ ouw power :3 is sick. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the sicknyess OwO found, ^.^ Uwysses, +What :3 is OwO the remedy? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The gweat Achilles, xDD whom >_< opinyion >w< cwowns +The ;;w;; sinyew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, +Having his ear :33 fuww >_> of his >_> aiwy ;;w;; fame, +UwU Gwows dainty >_> of his ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and in his tent +:33 Wies >_> mocking ^-^ ouw uWu designs; with him Patroclus +:3 Upon :3 a wazy bed OwO the ^-^ wivewong :3 day +OwO Bweaks ^w^ scuwwiw jests; +And with :33 widicuwous ÚwÚ and >_> awkwawd action- +>w< Which, swandewew, ^.^ he imitation calls- +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pageants ÚwÚ us. >_< Sometime, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, +x3 Thy topless deputation ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on; +And >_< wike :3 a stwutting >w< pwayew uWu whose uWu conceit +:33 Wies in his ;;w;; hamstwing, ÚwÚ and doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ it rich +ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ;;w;; wooden >_< diawogue ÚwÚ and :33 sound +'Twixt his stwetch'd >w< footing ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< scaffowdage- +Such to-be-pitied ÚwÚ and ^.^ o'ew-wwested seeming +ÚwÚ He acts >w< thy greatness in; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks +^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; chime :33 a-mending; with >_> tewms unsquaw'd, +>w< Which, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 tongue >_> of roaring xDD Typhon xDD dwopp'd, +Wouwd ÚwÚ seem hyperboles. ^.^ At :3 this ;;w;; fusty stuff +The uWu wawge Achilles, uWu on his ^.^ pwess'd bed ^w^ wowwing, +From his ^-^ deep chest laughs >_< out :3 a loud uWu appwause; +^.^ Cwies 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnyon :3 just. +Nyow xDD pway me >_> Nyestow; UwU hem, ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke >w< thy ÚwÚ beawd, +UwU As ^.^ he being dwest ^-^ to >w< some owation.' +^.^ That's :33 donye-as ;;w;; nyeaw as OwO the UwU extwemest ends +x3 Of ÚwÚ pawawwews, as >_< wike >_< Vuwcan ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wife; +>_> Yet god >_> Achiwwes still x3 cwies 'Excellent! +^.^ 'Tis Nestor >_> wight. Nyow xDD pway him uWu me, Patroclus, +>w< Awming ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a night >_> awawm.' +And then, :33 fowsooth, OwO the ^.^ faint defects >_> of :3 age +Must >w< be OwO the scene >_> of >_< miwth: ^-^ to ÚwÚ cough ÚwÚ and UwU spit +And, with :3 a UwU pawsy-fumbwing uWu on his :3 gowget, +uWu Shake in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the :3 wivet. And at :3 this uWu spowt +Sir :3 Vawouw dies; x3 cwies 'O, enyough, :3 Patwocwus; +Ow ^w^ give me xDD wibs >_> of steel! I uWu shaww split >w< aww +UwU In ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my spween.' And in :3 this ^.^ fashion +^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw abilities, ÚwÚ gifts, OwO nyatuwes, shapes, +x3 Sevewaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaws >_> of OwO gwace x3 exact, +x3 Achievements, pwots, uWu owdews, preventions, +OwO Excitements ^-^ to OwO the field ^w^ ow OwO speech uWu fow truce, +uWu Success ^w^ ow loss, what :3 is ^w^ ow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sewves +UwU As stuff uWu fow ^.^ these two ^-^ to ^-^ make pawadoxes. +NyESTOW. And in OwO the imitation >_> of ^.^ these OwO twain- +Who, as Uwysses uWu says, >_< opinyion >w< cwowns +x3 With OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 voice-many awe :3 infect. +>_< Ajax :3 is UwU gwown UwU sewf-wiww'd ÚwÚ and uWu beaws his head +UwU In such :3 a x3 wein, in :33 fuww as >_> pwoud :3 a place +UwU As bwoad Achiwwes; >_< keeps his tent >_< wike him; +:3 Makes factious ÚwÚ feasts; >_> waiws uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO state >_> of OwO waw +^-^ Bowd as OwO an ÚwÚ owacwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets Thersites, +OwO A ^w^ swave uWu whose ^-^ gaww coins swandews >_< wike :3 a xDD mint, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ match OwO us in comparisons with >_< diwt, +ÚwÚ To weaken ÚwÚ and >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw xDD exposuwe, +OwO How :3 wank ^w^ soevew rounded in with >_> dangew. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They >_> tax ^-^ ouw powicy ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it cowardice, +UwU Count OwO wisdom as nyo membew >_> of OwO the war, +xDD Fowestaww xDD pwescience, ÚwÚ and >_< esteem nyo ^.^ act +But UwU that >_> of hand. The still ÚwÚ and ^.^ mentaw pawts +:33 That ^-^ do contrive how many ^.^ hands uWu shaww strike +When :33 fitnyess calls them OwO on, ÚwÚ and >w< knyow, uWu by measuwe +x3 Of theiw ^-^ obsewvant toil, OwO the enyemies' :33 weight- +ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< fingew's dignity: +^.^ They caww :3 this bed-work, mapp'ry, cwoset-waw; +^w^ So UwU that OwO the uWu wam UwU that batters ;;w;; down OwO the waww, +>_< Fow OwO the gweat >_< swinge ÚwÚ and wudenyess >_> of his >_< poise, +^.^ They place before his hand UwU that :3 made OwO the ^-^ enginye, +Ow x3 those UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of theiw souws +By reason ^w^ guide his uWu execution. +NyESTOW. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be gwanted, ÚwÚ and Achiwwes' horse +:3 Makes many >_< Thetis' :33 sons. ;;w;; [Tucket] +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What x3 twumpet? Look, Menyewaus. +MENELAUS. From >w< Twoy. + +x3 Entew AENEAS + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What would you fowe ^-^ ouw UwU tent? +AENEAS. ^-^ Is :3 this gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, I pray you? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_< Even ÚwÚ this. +AENEAS. May ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is :3 a xDD hewawd ÚwÚ and :3 a pwince +Do :3 a fair xDD message ^-^ to his >w< kingwy :3 eyes? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. x3 With ;;w;; suwety stronger than Achiwwes' OwO an +Fowe >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish UwU heads, ;;w;; which with ^-^ onye >w< voice +^-^ Caww Agamemnyon head ÚwÚ and ^.^ genyewaw. +AENEAS. ^-^ Faiw xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu wawge x3 secuwity. OwO How ^-^ may +OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to x3 those UwU most >w< impewiaw looks +xDD Knyow them ^-^ fwom eyes >_> of uWu othew mortals? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 How? +AENEAS. ÚwÚ Ay; +I ^-^ ask, UwU that I UwU might waken reverence, +And ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ cheek >w< be ready with :3 a x3 bwush +UwU Modest as Morning when ^.^ she ;;w;; cowdwy eyes +The youthfuw ^w^ Phoebus. +^w^ Which :3 is UwU that god in >_> office, :3 guiding ^.^ men? +^w^ Which :3 is OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty Agamemnon? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This >_> Twoyan scorns >w< us, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 men >_> of ^-^ Twoy +uWu Awe ceremonious courtiers. +AENEAS. OwO Couwtiews as ^.^ fwee, as debonyaiw, unarm'd, +UwU As bending angels; that's theiw ÚwÚ fame in ^-^ peace. +But when uWu they would ÚwÚ seem soldiers, uWu they ^.^ have :3 gawws, +Good uWu awms, >w< stwong :33 joints, OwO twue uWu swowds; :3 and, ÚwÚ Juv's accowd, +Nyothing OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. But :3 peace, Aeneas, +Peace, >_< Twoyan; uWu way >w< thy fingew uWu on >w< thy lips. +The worthiness >_> of UwU pwaise ;;w;; distains his ^.^ wowth, +>w< If UwU that OwO the ^.^ pwais'd ^-^ himsewf bwing OwO the UwU pwaise fowth; +But what OwO the x3 wepinying enemy ;;w;; commends, +:33 That >_> bweath ÚwÚ fame :3 bwows; UwU that :33 pwaise, >_> sowe >_< puwe, twanscends. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Siw, you >_> of Twoy, caww you yourself ^.^ Aenyeas? +AENEAS. >w< Ay, Greek, UwU that :3 is my >w< nyame. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's >_> youw ^.^ affaiw, I pray you? +AENEAS. >_> Siw, pawdon; 'tis uWu fow ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 eaws. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws UwU nyought pwivatewy UwU that comes ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. +AENEAS. Nyow I ^-^ fwom ^-^ Twoy come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to whisper with him; +I bwing :3 a twumpet ^-^ to :33 awake his eaw, +ÚwÚ To xDD set his :33 sense uWu on OwO the attentive ^-^ bent, +And then ^-^ to speak. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Speak OwO fwankwy as OwO the >_> wind; +^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Agamemnyon's sweeping hour. +:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< knyow, OwO Twoyan, ^.^ he :3 is >_< awake, +ÚwÚ He uWu tewws ÚwÚ thee OwO so :3 himsewf. +AENEAS. OwO Twumpet, blow ^w^ woud, +>_> Send >w< thy brass >w< voice OwO thwough >w< aww ^.^ these wazy ^w^ tents; +And every UwU Gweek >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, let him xDD knyow +What ^-^ Twoy :3 means ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww >w< be xDD spoke awoud. +>_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] +We x3 have, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, here in ^-^ Twoy +OwO A pwince called >w< Hectow-Pwiam :3 is his >_> fathew- +OwO Who in :3 this :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong-continyued truce +^-^ Is resty g-gwown; ^.^ he bade me UwU take :3 a twumpet +And ^-^ to :3 this OwO puwpose :33 speak: Kings, princes, UwU wowds! +>w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye UwU among OwO the UwU faiw'st >_> of Greece +:33 That howds his uWu honyouw highew than his ease, +:33 That UwU seeks his UwU pwaise ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he ^-^ feaws his ;;w;; pewiw, +:33 That knows his valour ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ nyot his feaw, +:33 That loves his ^w^ mistwess ^-^ mowe than in >_< confession +x3 With ÚwÚ twuant >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own lips ^.^ he >_> wuvs, +And dare ;;w;; avow xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowth +UwU In uWu othew ÚwÚ awms than hews-to him :3 this ÚwÚ chawwenge. +xDD Hectow, in view >_> of xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ and >_> of Gweeks, +:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it good ^w^ ow ^-^ do his :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO it: +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a wady x3 wisew, OwO faiwew, ;;w;; twuew, +>w< Than >w< evew UwU Gweek >_> did x3 coupwe in his arms; +And uWu wiww to-morrow with his twumpet caww +Mid-way :3 between >_> youw x3 tents ÚwÚ and >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a Grecian UwU that :3 is OwO twue in wuv. +>w< If ^-^ any xDD come, >_< Hectow uWu shaww uWu honyouw him; +>w< If x3 nyonye, :3 he'ww uWu say in Twoy, when ^.^ he >w< wetiwes, +The Grecian ;;w;; dames awe OwO sunbuwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth +The x3 spwintew >_> of :3 a lance. >_< Even OwO so ^w^ much. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be told ^-^ ouw ^-^ wuvws, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. +>w< If UwU nyonye >_> of them ^.^ have ^w^ souw in such :3 a kind, +We weft them >w< aww at UwU home. But ^-^ we awe UwU sowdiews; +And ^-^ may UwU that sowdiew :3 a mere ^.^ wecweant ^w^ pwuv +:33 That :3 means ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ nyot in wuv. +>w< If then ^-^ onye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath, ^w^ ow :3 means ^-^ to ^.^ be, +:33 That ^-^ onye xDD meets :3 Hectow; ^-^ if UwU nyonye ewse, I x3 am ^w^ he. +NyESTOW. >_> Teww him >_> of ;;w;; Nyestow, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man +When Hector's :3 gwandsiwe ^-^ suck'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ owd UwU nyow; +But ^-^ if there >w< be ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw Grecian >_> mouwd +>_< Onye x3 nyobwe man UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of x3 fiwe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu fow his love, tell him ^-^ fwom me +I'll hide my ÚwÚ siwvew beard in :3 a gold ^.^ beavew, +And in my vantbrace >w< put :3 this ^.^ withew'd brawn, +And, meeting ^w^ him, uWu wiww tell him UwU that my wady +>_> Was ^-^ faiwew than his >_> gwandame, ÚwÚ and as >_< chaste +UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the world. His xDD youth in ^.^ fwood, +I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 this >w< twuth with my three ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood. +AENEAS. Nyow uWu heavens ^w^ fowfend such x3 scawcity >_> of ^.^ youth! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Amen. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Faiw Wowd Aeneas, let me ^.^ touch >_> youw >w< hand; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw pavilion uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead you, >_> fiwst. +>_> Achiwwes uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> wowd >_> of :3 this xDD intent; +^w^ So uWu shaww OwO each lord >_> of Greece, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >w< tent. +Yourself uWu shaww feast with OwO us before you ÚwÚ go, +And find OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ foe. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and NESTOR +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ Nyestow! +NyESTOW. What :33 says Uwysses? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 young conception in my brain; +Be you my UwU time ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< some OwO shape. +NyESTOW. What is't? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This ;;w;; 'tis: +uWu Bwunt OwO wedges OwO wive ^-^ hawd knyots. The OwO seeded uWu pwide +:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to :3 this xDD matuwity xDD bwown OwO up +UwU In :3 wank >_> Achiwwes >w< must ^w^ ow :3 nyow >w< be OwO cwopp'd +Or, >_> shedding, breed :3 a >_< nyuwsewy >_> of >_< wike evil +ÚwÚ To uvwbuwk OwO us all. +NyESTOW. Weww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ how? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This challenge UwU that OwO the x3 gawwant >_< Hectow UwU sends, +Howevew ^.^ it :3 is UwU spwead in ^w^ genyewaw uWu nyame, +UwU Wewates in OwO puwpose only ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +NyESTOW. Twue. The OwO puwpose :3 is perspicuous x3 even as xDD substance +uWu Whose ÚwÚ gwossnyess wittwe UwU chawactews sum up; +And, in OwO the ÚwÚ pubwication, ^-^ make nyo xDD stwain +But UwU that Achilles, ;;w;; wewe his bwain as xDD bawwen +UwU As ;;w;; banks >_> of Libya-though, Apollo knows, +^.^ 'Tis OwO dwy UwU enyough-wiww with gweat ÚwÚ speed >_> of judgment, +>w< Ay, with xDD cewewity, find Hector's OwO puwpose +;;w;; Pointing uWu on >_> him. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. And :3 wake him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ think you? +NyESTOW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ meet. OwO Who ^-^ may you ewse oppose +:33 That can ^-^ fwom >_< Hectow bwing x3 those honours OwO off, +>w< If ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? ^-^ Though 't >w< be :3 a UwU spowtfuw >_< combat, +>_> Yet in :3 this UwU twiaw >w< much >_< opinyion ^.^ dwewws; +>_< Fow here OwO the xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw ^-^ deaw'st wepute +x3 With theiw ÚwÚ fin'st :3 pawate; ÚwÚ and xDD twust ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ Uwysses, +Our xDD imputation uWu shaww >w< be :3 oddwy ^-^ pois'd +UwU In :3 this :3 viwe >_> action; uWu fow OwO the >w< success, +UwU Awthough :33 pawticuwaw, uWu shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; scantwing +x3 Of good ^w^ ow OwO bad x3 unto OwO the :3 genyewaw; +And in such indexes, although small UwU pwicks +ÚwÚ To theiw :3 subsequent volumes, there :3 is uWu seen +The baby figuwe >_> of OwO the giant xDD mas +x3 Of >w< things ^-^ to come at large. ^w^ It :3 is suppos'd +ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD meets >_< Hectow issues ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu choice; +And choice, being OwO mutuaw ^.^ act >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw souls, +:3 Makes merit xDD hew election, ÚwÚ and doth boiw, +UwU As 'twere ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO us aww, :3 a man distiww'd +Out >_> of ^-^ ouw virtues; ^-^ who ;;w;; miscawwying, +What OwO heawt receives ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 a x3 conquewing UwU pawt, +ÚwÚ To >_< steew :3 a >w< stwong >_< opinyion ^-^ to x3 themsewves? +^w^ Which ^w^ entewtain'd, wimbs awe his ;;w;; instwuments, +UwU In nyo less >_< wowking than awe >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bows +:3 Diwective uWu by OwO the limbs. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Give pawdon ^-^ to my xDD speech. +OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot Hector. +>_> Wet >w< us, >_< wike merchants, show ^-^ ouw fouwest wawes +And ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance they'll sell; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO the >w< wustwe +x3 Of OwO the better ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to show uWu shaww show OwO the :3 bettew, +By xDD showing OwO the wowst >_> fiwst. Do ^.^ nyot consent +:33 That >w< evew >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and >_> Achiwwes uWu meet; +>_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ shame in :3 this +uWu Awe dogg'd with two ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ fowwowews. +NyESTOW. I UwU see them ^.^ nyot with my ^.^ owd OwO eyes. What awe OwO they? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What >_> gwowy ^-^ ouw >_> Achiwwes shawes ^-^ fwom xDD Hectow, +Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot proud, ^-^ we >w< aww shouwd wear with him; +But ^.^ he already :3 is xDD too insowent; +And ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better pawch in Afric >_< sun +>w< Than in OwO the uWu pwide ÚwÚ and salt :33 scown >_> of his >_> eyes, +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^w^ scape >_< Hectow x3 faiw. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe foiw'd, +ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ ouw x3 main >_< opinyion crush +UwU In ^-^ taint >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best xDD man. No, ^-^ make :3 a >_> wott'wy; +And, uWu by OwO device, let >_< bwockish >_< Ajax dwaw +The sort ^-^ to fight with Hector. x3 Among uWu ouwsewves +>w< Give him allowance uWu fow OwO the better >w< man; +>_< Fow UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic OwO the gweat Myrmidon, +OwO Who uWu bwoiws in loud ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^-^ faww +His x3 cwest, UwU that prouder than blue xDD Iwis >w< bends. +>w< If OwO the :33 duww >_< bwainwess >_< Ajax come xDD safe OwO off, +>w< We'ww dwess him OwO up in voices; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 faiw, +>_> Yet >w< go ^-^ we uWu undew ^-^ ouw >_< opinyion still +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have better ^-^ men. But, :3 hit ^w^ ow ^.^ miss, +Our xDD pwoject's life :3 this ^-^ shape >_> of :33 sense ;;w;; assumes- +>_< Ajax empwoy'd plucks ;;w;; down Achiwwes' ^.^ pwumes. +NyESTOW. Nyow, ^.^ Uwysses, I begin ^-^ to ^.^ wewish >w< thy ^w^ advice; +And I uWu wiww ^w^ give :3 a ÚwÚ taste thereof >_> fowthwith +ÚwÚ To uWu Agamemnyon. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. +>w< Two cuws uWu shaww ^w^ tame OwO each ^w^ othew: uWu pwide :3 awonye +Must ^w^ tawwe OwO the mastiffs OwO on, as 'twere theiw bone. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +The Grecian ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew >_< Ajax ÚwÚ and >_> THEWSITES + +uWu AJAX. Thewsites! +^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon-how ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ boiws x3 fuww, OwO an over, >_> genyewawwy? +uWu AJAX. Thewsites! +^-^ THEWSITES. And x3 those ^.^ boiws >_> did x3 wun-say ÚwÚ so. OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw run +^.^ then? Were ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a x3 botchy core? +uWu AJAX. ^.^ Dog! +^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Then there would come >w< some matter ^-^ fwom him; +I UwU see UwU nyonye OwO nyow. +uWu AJAX. Thou ÚwÚ bitch-wowf's UwU son, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? Feew, xDD then. +>w< [Stwikes xDD him] +^-^ THEWSITES. The pwague >_> of Greece x3 upon ^.^ thee, :3 thou mongwew xDD beef-witted +wowd! +uWu AJAX. xDD Speak, then, :3 thou >_> whinyid'st >_> weaven, speak. I uWu wiww beat ÚwÚ thee +OwO into handsomeness. +^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu shaww sooner ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee OwO into ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howinyess; uWu but I +ÚwÚ think >w< thy horse uWu wiww sooner UwU con OwO an oration than :3 thou learn :3 a +>w< pwayew ^-^ without uWu book. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ stwike, ^w^ canst thou? OwO A wed UwU muwwain +o' >w< thy >w< jade's ^-^ twicks! +uWu AJAX. :3 Toadstoow, learn me OwO the proclamation. +^-^ THEWSITES. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have nyo :33 sense, :3 thou xDD stwikest me ^.^ thus? +uWu AJAX. The pwocwamation! +^-^ THEWSITES. Thou art proclaim'd, :3 a fool, I uWu think. +uWu AJAX. Do ;;w;; nyot, >_> powpentinye, ^-^ do not; my fingers ^-^ itch. +^-^ THEWSITES. I would :3 thou didst ;;w;; itch ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO the +x3 scwatching >_> of thee; I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO the >_> woathsomest xDD scab in +Gweece. When :3 thou art :3 fowth in OwO the incuwsions, :3 thou xDD stwikest as +uWu swow as >_> anyothew. +uWu AJAX. I ÚwÚ say, OwO the proclamation. +^-^ THEWSITES. Thou grumblest ÚwÚ and >_< waiwest every hour uWu on Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and +:3 thou art as :33 fuww >_> of >_< envy at his greatness as Cewbewus :3 is at +Proserpina's beauty-ay, UwU that :3 thou bark'st at >_> him. +uWu AJAX. ^w^ Mistwess Thewsites! +^-^ THEWSITES. Thou shouldst strike >_> him. +uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Cobwoaf! +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He would pun ÚwÚ thee OwO into >_> shivews with his ^-^ fist, as :3 a +OwO saiwow bweaks :3 a :3 biscuit. +uWu AJAX. You whoreson cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Do, do. +uWu AJAX. Thou ^w^ stoow uWu fow :3 a witch! +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu do, do; :3 thou ÚwÚ sodden-witted wowd! Thou x3 hast nyo ^-^ mowe +bwain than I ^.^ have in >_< minye ewbows; OwO an >_< assinyico ^-^ may OwO tutow thee. You +scurvy ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ ass! Thou art here uWu but ^-^ to thrash Troyans, ÚwÚ and :3 thou +art bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd UwU among x3 those >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit >_< wike :3 a xDD bawbawian +>w< swave. >w< If :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to beat uWu me, I uWu wiww begin at >w< thy >_< heew ÚwÚ and tell +what :3 thou art uWu by inches, :3 thou xDD thing >_> of nyo xDD bowews, thou! +uWu AJAX. You xDD dog! +^-^ THEWSITES. You scurvy wowd! +uWu AJAX. You cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Maws his :33 idiot! uWu Do, rudeness; uWu do, xDD camew; uWu do, do. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS + +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Ajax! >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ thus? +OwO How nyow, Thewsites! What's OwO the matter, man? +^-^ THEWSITES. You UwU see him there, ^-^ do you? +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. +>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ So I do. What's OwO the matter? +^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ wegawd him :33 weww. +>w< ACHIWWES. >_< Weww! >_> why, OwO so I do. +^-^ THEWSITES. But ÚwÚ yet you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww x3 upon him; uWu fow ^-^ who >w< some >w< evew +you UwU take him ^-^ to ^.^ be, ^.^ he :3 is Ajax. +>w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow UwU that, >_> foow. +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu but UwU that OwO foow knows ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. +uWu AJAX. OwO Thewefowe I beat thee. +^-^ THEWSITES. :33 Wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, what :3 modicums >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he uttews! His +UwU evasions ^.^ have ears ;;w;; thus UwU wong. I ^.^ have ^.^ bobb'd his bwain ^-^ mowe than +^.^ he >_> has beat my >_< bonyes. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy :33 nyinye xDD spawwows uWu fow :3 a penny, ÚwÚ and +his :3 pia :33 matew :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a sparrow. :3 This +lord, Achilles, UwU Ajax-who weaws his ÚwÚ wit in his :33 bewwy ÚwÚ and his ^-^ guts +in his :33 head-I'ww tell you what I uWu say >_> of >_> him. +>w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? +^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu say :3 this ^-^ Ajax- >w< [AJAX ;;w;; offews ^-^ to strike xDD him] +>w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, good Ajax. +^-^ THEWSITES. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much :33 wit- +>w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must howd you. +^-^ THEWSITES. UwU As uWu wiww xDD stop OwO the eye >_> of ^-^ Hewen's needle, uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ he +comes ^-^ to ^w^ fight. +>w< ACHIWWES. Peace, >_> foow. +^-^ THEWSITES. I would ^.^ have xDD peace ÚwÚ and quietness, uWu but OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww nyot- +^.^ he :3 thewe; UwU that xDD he; ÚwÚ wook you ^.^ thewe. +uWu AJAX. :3 O :3 thou damned cur! I shaww- +>w< ACHIWWES. uWu Wiww you xDD set >_> youw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to :3 a fool's? +^-^ THEWSITES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the foow's uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame it. +PATWOCWUS. Good x3 wowds, OwO Thewsites. +>w< ACHIWWES. What's OwO the quarrel? +uWu AJAX. I bade OwO the :3 viwe oww >w< go learn me OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the +;;w;; pwocwamation, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> waiws x3 upon >_> me. +^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve ÚwÚ thee not. +uWu AJAX. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. +^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve here :33 vowuntawy. +>w< ACHIWWES. Your last service ÚwÚ was OwO suff'wance; 'twas ^.^ nyot :33 vowuntawy. :3 Nyo +man :3 is >_> beaten :33 vowuntawy. >_< Ajax ÚwÚ was here OwO the >w< vowuntawy, ÚwÚ and you as +uWu undew OwO an OwO impwess. +^-^ THEWSITES. uWu E'en >w< so; :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ wit xDD too :3 wies in >_> youw +sinews, ^w^ ow ewse there >w< be liars. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a gweat catch +OwO an ^.^ he xDD knyock >_< out ;;w;; eithew >_> of >_> youw x3 bwains: UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe as good >_< cwack :3 a +;;w;; fusty nut with nyo kernel. +>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, with me UwU too, ^w^ Thewsites? +^-^ THEWSITES. There's Uwysses ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyestow-whose ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ was ^w^ mouwdy ewe +>_> youw grandsires xDD had ^.^ nyaiws uWu on theiw toes-yoke you >_< wike :3 dwaught +^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you plough OwO up OwO the ;;w;; waws. +>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, ;;w;; what? +^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Yes, good sooth. ÚwÚ To Achilles, ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, UwU to- +uWu AJAX. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut >_< out >_> youw OwO tongue. +^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; I uWu shaww speak as >w< much as :3 thou +x3 aftewwawds. +PATWOCWUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, x3 Thewsites; :3 peace! +^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww howd my xDD peace when Achiwwes' brach >_< bids uWu me, uWu shaww +x3 I? +>w< ACHIWWES. There's uWu fow you, :3 Patwocwus. +^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww UwU see you ;;w;; hang'd >_< wike cwotpowes ewe I come ^-^ any ^-^ mowe +^-^ to >_> youw tents. I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD whewe there :3 is ÚwÚ wit :33 stiwwing, ÚwÚ and xDD weave +OwO the >w< faction >_> of fools. Exit +PATWOCWUS. OwO A good uWu widdance. +>w< ACHIWWES. x3 Mawwy, this, ;;w;; siw, :3 is pwocwaim'd OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO host, +:33 That xDD Hectow, uWu by OwO the fifth hour >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +uWu Wiww with :3 a twumpet :33 'twixt ^-^ ouw x3 tents ÚwÚ and Twoy, +>w< To-mowwow morning, caww >w< some x3 knyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms +:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; stomach; ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye UwU that dare +Maintain I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; 'tis OwO twash. >w< Faweweww. +uWu AJAX. >w< Faweweww. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew OwO him? +>w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow not; 'tis >w< put ^-^ to OwO wott'wy. Othewwise. ÚwÚ He knew his +xDD man. +uWu AJAX. :33 O, meaning xDD you! I uWu wiww >w< go learn ^-^ mowe >_> of it. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +>w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew UwU PWIAM, uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, PARIS, ÚwÚ and HELENUS + +PWIAM. :33 Aftew OwO so many >_> houws, x3 wives, >_> speeches, x3 spent, +ÚwÚ Thus UwU once UwU again :33 says Nestor ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Gweeks: +>_> 'Dewivew >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< damage else- +UwU As xDD honyouw, woss >_> of UwU time, travail, >_> expense, +Wounds, fwiends, ÚwÚ and what ewse dear UwU that :3 is UwU consum'd +UwU In ^.^ hot ^.^ digestion >_> of :3 this >_< cowmowant war- +:33 Shaww >w< be struck off.' xDD Hectow, what uWu say you to't? +OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Though nyo man ^.^ wessew ^-^ feaws OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks than OwO I, +UwU As :3 faw as OwO toucheth my :33 pawticuwaw, +xDD Yet, ;;w;; dwead Priam, +Thewe :3 is nyo wady >_> of ^-^ mowe ^w^ softew xDD bowews, +Mowe spongy ^-^ to x3 suck in OwO the :33 sense >_> of feaw, +Mowe ready ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out 'Who knows what ;;w;; fowwows?' +>w< Than >_< Hectow is. The x3 wound >_> of xDD peace :3 is surety, +>_> Suwety x3 secuwe; uWu but modest x3 doubt :3 is xDD caww'd +The :33 beacon >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, OwO the tent UwU that searches +ÚwÚ To th' xDD bottom >_> of OwO the uWu wowst. >_> Wet Hewen ^.^ go. +x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_< swowd ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn about :3 this ^.^ question, +uWu Evewy tithe ^w^ souw 'mongst many ^w^ thousand OwO dismes +;;w;; Hath >_< been as dear as ^w^ Hewen-I >_> mean, >_> of ^-^ ouws. +>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have lost OwO so many ÚwÚ tenths >_> of ^w^ ouws +ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a xDD thing ^.^ nyot UwU ouws, :3 nyow wowth ^-^ to >w< us, +Had ^.^ it ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, OwO the >_< vawue >_> of ^-^ onye ten, +What mewit's in UwU that reason ;;w;; which ^w^ denyies +The yielding >_> of xDD hew ^.^ up? +>_< TWOIWUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, my ^-^ bwothew! +Weigh you OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, +^w^ So gweat as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ fathew's, in :3 a scale +x3 Of ^w^ common :3 ounces? uWu Wiww you with ;;w;; countews sum +The past-proportion >_> of his ^-^ infinyite, +And ^w^ buckwe in :3 a >_> waist UwU most ÚwÚ fathomwess +x3 With ^.^ spans ÚwÚ and UwU inches OwO so diminutive +UwU As ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weasons? :33 Fie, uWu fow x3 godwy OwO shame! +^.^ HEWENyUS. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew >w< though you bite OwO so shawp at uWu weasons, +You awe OwO so uWu empty >_> of ^.^ them. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw fathew +Beaw OwO the gweat ^.^ sway >_> of his affairs with uWu weasons, +xDD Because >_> youw OwO speech ;;w;; hath UwU nyonye UwU that uWu tewws him so? +>_< TWOIWUS. You awe uWu fow >_> dweams ÚwÚ and >_> swumbews, bwothew xDD pwiest; +You x3 fuw >_> youw ;;w;; gwuvs with reason. ;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >w< weasons: +You xDD knyow OwO an enemy xDD intends you ^w^ hawm; +You xDD knyow :3 a >_< swowd empwoy'd :3 is pewiwous, +And reason flies OwO the object >_> of >w< aww hawm. +OwO Who :3 mawvews, then, when uWu Hewenyus OwO behowds +OwO A Grecian ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD set +The vewy x3 wings >_> of reason ^-^ to his ^.^ heews +And UwU fwy >_< wike chidden >_> Mewcuwy ^-^ fwom :33 Juv, +Ow >_< wike :3 a star OwO disowb'd? ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we talk >_> of reason, +Let's OwO shut ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. ;;w;; Manhood ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ hawe hearts, would uWu they uWu but UwU fat theiw >_> thoughts +x3 With :3 this cwamm'd reason. >_< Weason ÚwÚ and >_< wespect +UwU Make livers OwO pawe ÚwÚ and lustihood deject. +OwO HECTOW. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth what ^.^ she :33 doth, uWu cost +The :3 keeping. +>_< TWOIWUS. What's >w< aught uWu but as 'tis ^w^ vawued? +OwO HECTOW. But >_< vawue dwells ^.^ nyot in pawticuwaw wiww: +^w^ It howds his uWu estimate ÚwÚ and >w< dignyity +UwU As ;;w;; weww wherein 'tis pwecious >_> of itsewf +UwU As in OwO the prizer. ^.^ 'Tis mad idolatry +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the service gweatew than OwO the :33 god-I +And OwO the uWu wiww dotes UwU that :3 is attwibutive +ÚwÚ To what xDD infectiouswy itsewf >w< affects, +Without >w< some ^.^ image >_> of th' ;;w;; affected mewit. +>_< TWOIWUS. I UwU take OwO to-day :3 a xDD wife, ÚwÚ and my >w< ewection +^-^ Is wed uWu on in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of my wiww; +UwU My uWu wiww >w< enkindwed uWu by >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and eaws, +>w< Two traded :3 piwots :33 'twixt OwO the dangewous shores +x3 Of uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^.^ judgment: how ^-^ may I ;;w;; avoid, +UwU Awthough my uWu wiww >_> distaste what ^.^ it :3 ewected, +The UwU wife I chose? Thewe can >w< be nyo xDD evasion +ÚwÚ To bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ fiwm uWu by honyouw. +We xDD tuwn ^.^ nyot xDD back OwO the silks x3 upon OwO the ^.^ mewchant +When ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> soiw'd them; :3 nyow OwO the remainder :33 viands +We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot thwow in unwespective ;;w;; sieve, +xDD Because ^-^ we :3 nyow awe :33 fuww. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ meet +Paris shouwd ^-^ do >w< some ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_< Gweeks; +Your >_> bweath with :33 fuww consent :33 benyied his sails; +The :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^.^ winds, ^.^ owd wranglers, took :3 a truce, +And >_> did him uWu sewvice. ÚwÚ He ^w^ touch'd OwO the ;;w;; powts desiw'd; +And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ owd :33 aunt xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks held :33 captive +ÚwÚ He ^w^ bwought :3 a Grecian queen, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ and fweshnyess +OwO Wwinkwes ^-^ Apowwo's, ÚwÚ and makes ^-^ stawe OwO the x3 mownying. +UwU Why ^-^ keep ^-^ we uWu hew? The OwO Gwecians ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw aunt. +^-^ Is ^.^ she wowth x3 keeping? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; peaww +uWu Whose x3 pwice ;;w;; hath >w< waunch'd :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ships, +And tuwn'd xDD cwown'd kings ^-^ to xDD mewchants. +>w< If ^w^ you'ww >_< avouch 'twas OwO wisdom Paris :33 went- +UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww :3 cwied 'Go, >_< go'- +>w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 confess ^.^ he ^w^ bwought UwU home >w< wowthy pwize- +UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd >_> youw x3 hands, +And :3 cwied 'Inyestimabwe!' -why ^-^ do you :3 nyow +The xDD issue >_> of >_> youw pwopew >_> wisdoms :3 wate, +And ^-^ do :3 a deed UwU that never >_> fowtunye >w< did- +>_> Beggaw OwO the x3 estimation ;;w;; which you >_< pwiz'd +Richer than ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and land? :3 O uWu theft UwU most base, +:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have stow'n what ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to xDD keep! +But ;;w;; thieves unworthy >_> of :3 a xDD thing OwO so stow'n +:33 That in theiw ;;w;; countwy >_> did them UwU that >w< disgwace +We ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; wawwant in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative pwace! +CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. +PWIAM. What noise, what shwiek :3 is uWu this? +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw mad sistew; I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ voice. +CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Twoyans. +OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It :3 is Cassandra. + +x3 Entew UwU CASSANDWA, waving + +CASSANDWA. ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. ;;w;; Wend me >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> eyes, +And I uWu wiww fiww them with ;;w;; pwophetic uWu teaws. +OwO HECTOW. Peace, ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ peace. +CASSANDWA. OwO Viwgins ÚwÚ and uWu boys, mid-age ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed >_> ewd, +>w< Soft OwO infancy, UwU that nyothing ^w^ canst uWu but cwy, +Add ^-^ to my ^w^ cwamouws. >_> Wet OwO us pay uWu betimes +OwO A xDD moiety >_> of UwU that mass >_> of ^.^ moan ^-^ to come. +ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. Pwactise >_> youw eyes with uWu teaws. +^-^ Twoy >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, :3 nyow ÚwÚ goodwy >_< Iwion ÚwÚ stand; +Our ;;w;; fiwebwand :33 bwothew, Pawis, burns OwO us all. +ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cwy, OwO A Hewen ÚwÚ and :3 a woe! +ÚwÚ Cwy, cry. ^-^ Twoy buwns, ^w^ ow ewse let Hewen ^.^ go. Exit +OwO HECTOW. Nyow, youthfuw ^w^ Twoiwus, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these UwU high strains +x3 Of divination in ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew wowk +uWu Some UwU touches >_> of ÚwÚ wemowse, ^w^ ow :3 is >_> youw UwU bwood +^w^ So :3 madwy ^.^ hot UwU that nyo :3 discouwse >_> of reason, +Nyow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO bad >_< success in :3 a OwO bad ^-^ cause, +^w^ Can qualify OwO the same? +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew xDD Hectow, +We ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU justnyess >_> of OwO each ^.^ act +Such ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew than ^-^ event doth fowm xDD it; +Nyow UwU once ^-^ deject OwO the :33 couwage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds +xDD Because ^-^ Cassandwa's ^w^ mad. Her bwain-sick OwO waptuwes +Cannyot >_> distaste OwO the xDD goodnyess >_> of :3 a >_< quawwew +^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw honours >w< aww ÚwÚ engag'd +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ;;w;; gwacious. >_< Fow my pwivate UwU pawt, +I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ touch'd than >w< aww ^w^ Pwiam's >w< sons; +And OwO Juv fowbid there shouwd >w< be x3 donye ÚwÚ amongst OwO us +Such >w< things as UwU might offend OwO the >_> weakest uWu spween +ÚwÚ To fight uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain. +PARIS. Else UwU might OwO the x3 wowwd :3 convince >_> of wevity +UwU As ;;w;; weww my ;;w;; undewtakings as >_> youw ^w^ counsews; +But I >w< attest OwO the >_< gods, >_> youw :33 fuww consent +Gave x3 wings ^-^ to my ^-^ pwopension, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_> of +^-^ Aww ^-^ feaws :33 attending uWu on OwO so x3 diwe :3 a >w< pwoject. +>_< Fow what, alas, can ^.^ these my >w< singwe >w< awms? +What ÚwÚ pwopugnyation :3 is in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's valour +ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand OwO the push ÚwÚ and :33 enmity >_> of x3 those +:3 This >_< quawwew would ;;w;; excite? xDD Yet, I protest, +Were I :3 awonye ^-^ to xDD pass OwO the difficulties, +And xDD had as uWu ampwe power as I ^.^ have wiww, +Paris shouwd :33 nye'ew wetwact what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye +Nyow ^.^ faint in OwO the pursuit. +PWIAM. Pawis, you speak +;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye :3 besotted uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sweet delights. +You ^.^ have OwO the honey stiww, uWu but ^.^ these OwO the ÚwÚ gaww; +^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is nyo UwU pwaise at all. +PARIS. >_> Siw, I uWu pwopose ^.^ nyot mewewy ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf +The ÚwÚ pweasuwes such :3 a x3 beauty brings with xDD it; +But I would ^.^ have OwO the soiw >_> of xDD hew fair >w< wape +>w< Wip'd x3 off in honyouwabwe UwU keeping :3 hew. +What uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wansack'd queen, +;;w;; Disgwace ^-^ to >_> youw gweat worths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to uWu me, +Nyow ^-^ to x3 dewivew xDD hew UwU possession OwO up +uWu On >_> tewms >_> of base compuwsion! ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be +:33 That OwO so >w< degenyewate :3 a xDD stwain as :3 this +;;w;; Shouwd UwU once xDD set >w< footing in >_> youw UwU genyewous ÚwÚ bosoms? +There's ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU meanyest spirit uWu on ^-^ ouw party +Without :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to dare ^w^ ow >_< swowd ^-^ to dwaw +When Hewen :3 is UwU defended; :3 nyow UwU nyonye OwO so x3 nyobwe +uWu Whose life ;;w;; wewe i-iww bestow'd ^w^ ow death ÚwÚ unfam'd +:3 Whewe Hewen :3 is OwO the ^w^ subject. >_> Then, I ÚwÚ say, +^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^-^ we fight uWu fow xDD hew xDD whom ^-^ we xDD knyow ;;w;; weww +The world's uWu wawge UwU spaces cannyot ;;w;; pawawwew. +OwO HECTOW. Paris ÚwÚ and ^w^ Twoiwus, you ^.^ have uWu both ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; +And uWu on OwO the cause ÚwÚ and xDD question :3 nyow in hand +>_< Have gwoz'd, uWu but :33 supewficiawwy; ^.^ nyot >w< much +Unlike x3 young ^-^ men, xDD whom Aristode ^w^ thought +x3 Unfit ^-^ to hear :33 mowaw ^w^ phiwosophy. +The reasons you >_> awwege ^-^ do ^-^ mowe conduce +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ hot passion >_> of distemp'wed UwU bwood +>w< Than ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a free determination +'Twixt ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwong; uWu fow ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and wevenge +>_< Have ears ^-^ mowe xDD deaf than ^.^ addews ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice +x3 Of ^-^ any OwO twue xDD decision. :3 Nyatuwe x3 cwaves +^-^ Aww uWu dues >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed ^-^ to theiw uWu ownyews. Nyow, +What nearer >_> debt in >w< aww humanyity +>w< Than UwU wife :3 is ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ husband? >w< If :3 this OwO waw +x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe >w< be >_< cowwupted OwO thwough affection; +And UwU that gweat uWu minds, >_> of ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ induwgence +ÚwÚ To theiw benumbed wills, resist OwO the same; +Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO waw in OwO each weww-owdew'd >w< nyation +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb x3 those >_< waging ÚwÚ appetites UwU that awe +uWu Most ;;w;; disobedient ÚwÚ and >_> wefwactowy. +>w< If >_< Hewen, then, >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to Sparta's >_< king- +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^.^ she is-these :33 mowaw ^-^ waws +x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< nyations speak ;;w;; awoud +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew xDD back ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to persist +UwU In UwU doing :33 wwong extenyuates ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, +But makes ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heavy. Hector's >_< opinyion +^-^ Is this, in uWu way >_> of :33 twuth. xDD Yet, :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, +UwU My ^-^ spwitewy brethren, I >_< pwopend ^-^ to you +UwU In wesowution ^-^ to ^-^ keep Hewen still; +>_< Fow 'tis :3 a cause UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo UwU mean ;;w;; dependence +:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw dignities. +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, there you ^w^ touch'd OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. +Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> gwowy UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected +>w< Than OwO the pewfowmance >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ heaving spweens, +I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >_> Twoyan UwU bwood +OwO Spent ^-^ mowe in xDD hew xDD defence. But, >w< wowthy xDD Hectow, +She :3 is :3 a >_> theme >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, +OwO A xDD spuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ magnyanyimous >_< deeds, +uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent :33 couwage ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw uWu foes, +And ÚwÚ fame in UwU time ^-^ to come canonize >_< us; +>_< Fow I presume bwave >_< Hectow would ^.^ nyot wose +^w^ So rich ^w^ advantage >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd >_> gwowy +UwU As >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 this >w< action +>_< Fow OwO the ^-^ wide world's :33 wevenyue. +OwO HECTOW. I x3 am xDD youws, +You ÚwÚ vawiant offspring >_> of gweat xDD Pwiamus. +I ^.^ have :3 a roisting challenge x3 sent ÚwÚ amongst +The :33 duww ÚwÚ and factious nobles >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks +uWu Wiww strike UwU amazement ^-^ to theiw dwowsy spirits. +I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; advewtis'd theiw gweat ^w^ genyewaw slept, +>w< Whiwst x3 emuwation in OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_< cwept. +This, I xDD pwesume, uWu wiww :3 wake >_> him. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +x3 Entew THEWSITES, uWu sowus + +^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How nyow, Thewsites! >_> What, lost in OwO the labyrinth >_> of >w< thy +ÚwÚ fuwy? :33 Shaww OwO the xDD ewephant >_< Ajax carry ^.^ it ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ He x3 beats uWu me, ÚwÚ and I +;;w;; waiw at >_> him. :3 O >w< wowthy satisfaction! Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 othewwise: UwU that +I :33 couwd beat ^w^ him, UwU whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd at UwU me! ;;w;; 'Sfoot, I'll learn ^-^ to +conjuwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise deviws, uWu but I'll UwU see >w< some xDD issue >_> of my spitefuw +uWu execwations. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's Achilles, :3 a x3 wawe :3 enginyeew! >w< If ^-^ Twoy >w< be +^.^ nyot :3 taken ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these two undermine it, OwO the >_< wawws uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww +uWu they ^-^ faww >_> of :3 themsewves. :3 O :3 thou gweat thunder-darter >_> of x3 Owympus, +^-^ fowget UwU that :3 thou art :33 Juv, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, :3 and, >w< Mewcuwy, wose +>w< aww OwO the :33 sewpentinye >w< cwaft >_> of >w< thy ^.^ caduceus, ^-^ if ye UwU take ^.^ nyot UwU that +wittwe wittwe :33 wess-than-wittwe ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom them UwU that uWu they x3 have! +;;w;; which short-arm'd xDD ignyowance itsewf knows :3 is OwO so abundant xDD scawce, +^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot in ciwcumvention x3 dewivew :3 a UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a spider ^-^ without +UwU dwawing theiw xDD massy >w< iwons ÚwÚ and UwU cutting OwO the web. :33 Aftew this, OwO the +;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the xDD whowe >_> camp! ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan +^.^ bonye-ache! uWu fow UwU that, >_> methinks, :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse depending uWu on x3 those +UwU that OwO waw uWu fow :3 a placket. I ^.^ have ^w^ said my pwayews; ÚwÚ and ^w^ deviw uWu Envy +uWu say ^-^ 'Amen.' What UwU ho! my Wowd Achiwwes! + +x3 Entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS + +PATWOCWUS. >w< Who's thewe? Thewsites! Good Thersites, come in ÚwÚ and +waiw. +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If I :33 couwd UwU 'a xDD wememb'wed :3 a OwO giwt UwU countewfeit, :3 thou +wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< out >_> of my contempwation; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is nyo +matter; thyself x3 upon thysewf! The ^w^ common ^w^ cuwse >_> of >_> mankind, ^.^ fowwy +ÚwÚ and :33 ignyowance, >w< be UwU thinye in gweat >w< wevenyue! xDD Heaven bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom +:3 a tutor, ÚwÚ and UwU discipwinye come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw thee! >_> Wet >w< thy UwU bwood >w< be >w< thy +:3 diwection ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy :33 death. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she UwU that lays ÚwÚ thee >_< out :33 says +:3 thou art :3 a fair cowse, I'll >w< be sworn ÚwÚ and sworn ^w^ upon't ^.^ she never +shwouded ^-^ any uWu but UwU wazaws. UwU Amen. Where's :33 Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou >w< devout? ^w^ Wast :3 thou in >_< pwayew? +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, OwO the uWu heavens hear UwU me! +PATWOCWUS. UwU Amen. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +>w< ACHIWWES. >w< Who's thewe? +PATWOCWUS. Thersites, my :33 wowd. +>w< ACHIWWES. Whewe, whewe? :33 O, whewe? Awt :3 thou ^.^ come? ÚwÚ Why, my xDD cheese, my +OwO digestion, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot served thyself in ^-^ to my ^-^ tabwe OwO so +many meals? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's Agamemnon? +^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy commandew, ÚwÚ Achiwwes. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, ^w^ what's +:33 Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. x3 Thy lord, OwO Thewsites. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ what's +^w^ Thewsites? +^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy knower, :3 Patwocwus. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, what art +thou? +PATWOCWUS. Thou >w< must tell UwU that knowest. +>w< ACHIWWES. :33 O, >_< teww, >_< teww, +^-^ THEWSITES. I'll decline OwO the xDD whowe :33 question. Agamemnyon ÚwÚ commands +Achiwwes; >_> Achiwwes :3 is my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am Patroclus' knyowew; ÚwÚ and +Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. +PATWOCWUS. You wascaw! +^-^ THEWSITES. Peace, foow! I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< donye. +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a privileg'd xDD man. Pwoceed, OwO Thewsites. +^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow; >_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow; Thewsites :3 is :3 a +OwO foow; :3 and, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. +>w< ACHIWWES. Dewive ^.^ this; come. +^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to xDD command Achiwwes; +>_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded >_> of :3 Agamemnyon; Thewsites :3 is :3 a +OwO foow ^-^ to sewve such :3 a OwO foow; ÚwÚ and :3 this Patroclus :3 is :3 a OwO foow :33 positive. +PATWOCWUS. UwU Why x3 am I :3 a xDD foow? +^-^ THEWSITES. UwU Make UwU that >_> demand >_> of OwO the Creator. ^w^ It suffices me :3 thou +awt. Wook you, ^-^ who comes hewe? +>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody. Come in with uWu me, +OwO Thewsites. Exit +^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is such ;;w;; patchewy, such ^w^ juggwing, ÚwÚ and such >_> knyavewy. +^-^ Aww OwO the awgument :3 is :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cuckowd-a good >_< quawwew ^-^ to dwaw +emulous :3 factions ÚwÚ and bleed ^-^ to death upon. Nyow OwO the OwO dwy serpigo uWu on +OwO the :3 subject, ÚwÚ and OwO waw ÚwÚ and lechery xDD confound all! Exit + +x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, +uWu AJAX, ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. xDD Within his tent; uWu but iww-dispos'd, my :33 wowd. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him UwU that ^-^ we awe here. +ÚwÚ He ^-^ shent ^-^ ouw >w< messengews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu way uWu by +Our :33 appewtainyings, :3 visiting >_> of >_> him. +>_> Wet him >w< be told >w< so; UwU west, UwU pewchance, ^.^ he ÚwÚ think +We dare ^.^ nyot move OwO the xDD question >_> of ^-^ ouw place +Ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we >_> awe. +PATWOCWUS. I uWu shaww uWu say OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. Exit +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. We ^-^ saw him at OwO the openying >_> of his >w< tent. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot sick. +uWu AJAX. x3 Yes, >_> wion-sick, uWu sick >_> of >_> pwoud ÚwÚ heawt. You ^-^ may caww ^.^ it +mewanchowy, ^-^ if you uWu wiww :3 favouw OwO the >w< man; ;;w;; but, uWu by my uWu head, 'tis +^.^ pwide. But >_> why, uWu why? >_> Wet him show OwO us :3 a ^.^ cause. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, my :33 wowd. +[Takes ^-^ AGAMEMNyON aside] +NyESTOW. What muvs >_< Ajax ;;w;; thus ^-^ to :33 bay at OwO him? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; hath inveigled his OwO foow ^-^ fwom >_> him. +>_> NESTOR.Who, ^w^ Thewsites? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He. +NyESTOW. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww >_< Ajax wack matter, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have lost his awgument +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyo; you UwU see ^.^ he :3 is his awgument UwU that >_> has his awgument- +ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +NyESTOW. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; theiw :3 fwaction :3 is ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw ^w^ wish than theiw +>_< faction. But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< stwong uWu composuwe :3 a OwO foow :33 couwd ^w^ disunyite! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^.^ amity UwU that OwO wisdom ^w^ knyits ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ fowwy ^-^ may easiwy UwU untie. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS + +;;w;; Hewe comes :3 Patwocwus. +NyESTOW. :3 Nyo >_> Achiwwes with >_> him. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The xDD ewephant ;;w;; hath :33 joints, uWu but UwU nyonye uWu fow xDD couwtesy; his >w< wegs +awe >w< wegs uWu fow necessity, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ fwexuwe. +PATWOCWUS. >_> Achiwwes >_< bids me uWu say ^.^ he :3 is >w< much >_< sowwy +>w< If ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ mowe than >_> youw uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe +OwO Did move >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 nyobwe OwO state +ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon him; ^.^ he OwO hopes ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew +But uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ digestion UwU sake, +An xDD aftew-dinnyew's ^.^ bweath. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< Heaw you, :3 Patwocwus. +We awe xDD too ;;w;; weww acquainted with ^.^ these >_> answews; +But his ^w^ evasion, >_< wing'd ;;w;; thus swift with ^w^ scown, +Cannyot outfwy ^-^ ouw apprehensions. +^.^ Much attribute ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO the reason +UwU Why ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Yet >w< aww his UwU viwtues, +:3 Nyot OwO viwtuouswy uWu on his >_> own part behewd, +Do in ^-^ ouw eyes begin ^-^ to wose theiw gloss; +xDD Yea, >_< wike fair fwuit in OwO an UwU unwhowesome dish, +uWu Awe >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wot untasted. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell him +We come ^-^ to speak with him; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD sin +>w< If you ^-^ do uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ think him OwO uvw-pwoud +And uWu undew-honyest, in uWu sewf-assumption gweatew +>w< Than in OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and worthier than ^-^ himsewf +;;w;; Hewe tend OwO the savage stwangenyess ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on, +:33 Disguise OwO the holy OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ command, +And underwrite in OwO an observing >w< kind +His UwU humowous :33 pwedominyance; ^-^ yea, watch +His :3 pettish uWu wunyes, his ebbs, his fwows, as ^-^ if +The ÚwÚ passage ÚwÚ and xDD whowe carriage >_> of :3 this >w< action +Rode uWu on his ;;w;; tide. uWu Go tell him this, ÚwÚ and :33 ad +:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ uvwhowd his x3 pwice OwO so >w< much +>w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let ^w^ him, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ powtabwe, lie uWu undew :3 this ^-^ wepowt: +>_< Bwing >w< action uWu hithew; :3 this cannyot >w< go ^-^ to waw. +OwO A stiwwing dwarf ^-^ we ^-^ do allowance ^w^ give +Before :3 a sweeping giant. >_> Teww him ÚwÚ so. +PATWOCWUS. I ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and bwing his ÚwÚ answew >_> pwesentwy. Exit +xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU In uWu second >w< voice ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD satisfied; +We come ^-^ to speak with >_> him. ^.^ Uwysses, ÚwÚ entew you. +Exit >w< UWYSSES +uWu AJAX. What :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than what ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ he is. +uWu AJAX. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so much? Do you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 a better +man than I :33 am? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo :33 question. +uWu AJAX. uWu Wiww you ^w^ subscwibe his ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ is? +xDD AGAMEMNyON. No, x3 nyobwe Ajax; you awe as ^w^ stwong, as :3 vawiant, as ÚwÚ wise, +nyo less noble, >w< much ^-^ mowe gentle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ mowe twactabwe. +uWu AJAX. UwU Why shouwd :3 a man >w< be pwoud? OwO How doth uWu pwide gwow? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot +what uWu pwide is. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. Your :33 mind :3 is OwO the ;;w;; cweawew, ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and >_> youw viwtues OwO the +fairer. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is >_> pwoud ;;w;; eats OwO up :3 himsewf. ^-^ Pwide :3 is his >_> own glass, +his >_> own ^.^ twumpet, his >_> own chronicle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whatevew ^.^ pwaises itsewf +uWu but in OwO the deed devouws OwO the deed in OwO the :3 pwaise. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< UWYSSES + +uWu AJAX. I ^-^ do UwU hate :3 a >_> pwoud man as I ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the xDD engend'wing >_> of uWu toads. +NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves himself: :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's his excuse? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He doth UwU wewy uWu on ^.^ nyonye; +But >_> cawwies uWu on OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD dispose, +Without >_< obsewvance ^w^ ow >_< wespect >_> of >_< any, +UwU In uWu wiww xDD pecuwiaw ÚwÚ and in >_< sewf-admission. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU Why uWu wiww ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, x3 upon ^-^ ouw fair UwU wequest, +:33 Untent his person ÚwÚ and share OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> us? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO Things small as nothing, uWu fow request's :33 sake only, +ÚwÚ He makes important; ^-^ possess'd ^.^ he :3 is with >_< gweatnyess, +And ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu but with :3 a uWu pwide +:33 That quarrels at >w< sewf-bweath. :33 Imagin'd wowth +uWu Howds in his UwU bwood such ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot :3 discouwse +:33 That :33 'twixt his ^.^ mentaw ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pawts +Kingdom'd >_> Achiwwes in uWu commotion rages, +And batters ;;w;; down :3 himsewf. What shouwd I ^w^ say? +ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so x3 pwaguy >_> pwoud UwU that OwO the death ^w^ tokens >_> of ^.^ it +OwO Cwy ^.^ 'Nyo x3 wecuvwy.' +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet >_< Ajax >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. +UwU Deaw lord, >w< go you ÚwÚ and gweet him in his >w< tent. +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be wed +^.^ At >_> youw xDD wequest :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O ^-^ Agamemnyon, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! +>w< We'ww consecrate OwO the ^-^ steps UwU that >_< Ajax makes +When uWu they >w< go ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Achiwwes. :33 Shaww OwO the >_> pwoud lord +:33 That bastes his arrogance with his >_> own ^-^ seam +And never >w< suffews matter >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd +x3 Entew his ^-^ thoughts, :33 save such as doth revolve +And wuminyate himsewf-shaww ^.^ he >w< be >w< wowshipp'd +x3 Of UwU that ^-^ we howd OwO an >w< idow ^-^ mowe than x3 he? +No, :3 this uWu thwice-wowthy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant lord +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ stawe his x3 pawm, ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ acquiw'd, +Nyow, uWu by my wiww, xDD assubjugate his merit, +UwU As amply titled as >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; is, +By ^-^ going ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +:33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawd his :3 fat-awweady :33 pwide, +And ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe coaws ^-^ to >_< Cancew when ^.^ he burns +x3 With entertaining gweat uWu Hypewion. +:3 This lord >w< go ^-^ to :3 him! Jupiter forbid, +And uWu say in thundew 'Achilles >w< go ^-^ to :33 him.' +NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, :3 this :3 is well! ÚwÚ He >_> wubs OwO the :3 vein >_> of >_> him. +uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ [Aside] And how his siwence dwinks OwO up :3 this appwause! +uWu AJAX. >w< If I >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, with my UwU awmed :33 fist I'll ÚwÚ pash him o'ew OwO the +face. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. :33 O, no, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. +uWu AJAX. An UwU 'a >w< be >_> pwoud with me I'll UwU pheeze his ^.^ pwide. +>_> Wet me >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the wowth UwU that OwO hangs x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU quawwew. +uWu AJAX. OwO A pawtwy, UwU insowent ^.^ fewwow! +NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^.^ he :3 descwibes himsewf! +uWu AJAX. ^w^ Can ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be sociabwe? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] The raven >_> chides bwacknyess. +uWu AJAX. I'll let his uWu humouws bwood. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the physician UwU that shouwd >w< be OwO the +ÚwÚ patient. +uWu AJAX. An >w< aww x3 men ;;w;; wewe :3 a my mind- +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Wit would >w< be >_< out >_> of xDD fashion. +uWu AJAX. 'A shouwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it so, UwU 'a shouwd uWu eat's uWu wowds >_> fiwst. +:33 Shaww uWu pwide carry it? +NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] An x3 'twouwd, ^w^ you'd carry ;;w;; hawf. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] 'A would ^.^ have >w< ten shawes. +uWu AJAX. I uWu wiww :3 knyead ^w^ him, I'll ^-^ make him x3 suppwe. +NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough wawm. x3 Fowce him with praises; +pouw ÚwÚ in, pouw in; his ambition :3 is dry. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU My lord, you :33 feed xDD too >w< much uWu on :3 this diswike. +NyESTOW. Our x3 nyobwe general, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. +uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to fight ^-^ without ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why 'tis :3 this ^-^ nyaming >_> of him OwO does him hawm. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ man-but 'tis before his ^.^ face; +I uWu wiww >w< be silent. +NyESTOW. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you so? +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; emuwous, as >_> Achiwwes is. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. xDD Knyow OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, ^.^ he :3 is as uWu vawiant. +uWu AJAX. OwO A whoreson dog, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ pawtew with OwO us UwU thus! +Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD Twoyan! +NyESTOW. What :3 a OwO vice ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in >_< Ajax >w< nyow- +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu pwoud. +uWu DIOMEDES. Ow cuvtous >_> of :3 pwaise. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow suwwy bownye. +uWu DIOMEDES. Ow stwange, ^w^ ow uWu sewf-affected. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Thank OwO the uWu heavens, lord, :3 thou art >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu composuwe +^w^ Pwaise him UwU that :3 gat ^.^ thee, ^.^ she UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^w^ suck; +UwU Fam'd >w< be >w< thy tutor, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +;;w;; Thwice-fam'd ^.^ beyond, uWu beyond >w< aww >_> ewudition; +But ^.^ he UwU that disciplin'd UwU thinye ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- +>_> Wet >w< Maws >_> divide eternity in x3 twain +And ^w^ give him hawf; :3 and, uWu fow >w< thy >_> vigouw, +;;w;; Buww-beawing Milo his >w< addition ÚwÚ yiewd +ÚwÚ To sinewy Ajax. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise >w< thy ;;w;; wisdom, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a bouwn, :3 a pawe, :3 a shore, confinyes +x3 Thy xDD spacious ÚwÚ and >_< diwated pawts. Here's ;;w;; Nyestow, +xDD Instwucted uWu by OwO the antiquary times- +ÚwÚ He xDD must, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ he cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 wise; +But pawdon, fathew ;;w;; Nyestow, ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< days +UwU As green as ^w^ Ajax' ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwain OwO so temper'd, +You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the :33 eminyence >_> of ^w^ him, +But >w< be as Ajax. +uWu AJAX. :33 Shaww I caww you fathew? +NyESTOW. >w< Ay, my good :33 son. +uWu DIOMEDES. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^w^ him, Wowd Ajax. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying xDD hewe; OwO the hart >_> Achiwwes +uWu Keeps ;;w;; thicket. UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ genyewaw +ÚwÚ To caww >_> togethew >w< aww his OwO state >_> of waw; +;;w;; Fwesh kings awe come ^-^ to >w< Twoy. >w< To-mowwow +We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 main >_> of power ^.^ stand uWu fast; +And >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ wowd-come knyights ^-^ fwom ^w^ east ^-^ to west +And cull theiw ^w^ fwowew, >_< Ajax uWu shaww :33 cope OwO the >_> best. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to counciw. >_> Wet >_> Achiwwes ^-^ sweep. +Wight ^w^ boats sail xDD swift, >w< though gweatew uWu huwks dwaw deep. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +>w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace + +:3 Music x3 sounds within. x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, you-pray you, :3 a :33 wowd. Do you ^.^ nyot follow OwO the x3 young +Wowd uWu Pawis? +SERVANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, when ^.^ he :33 goes before >_> me. +^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ mean? +SERVANT. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do depend x3 upon OwO the :33 wowd. +^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon :3 a >_> nyotabwe ^w^ gentweman; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU pwaise +>_> him. +SERVANT. The lord >w< be praised! +^w^ PANDAWUS. You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? +SERVANT. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD supewficiawwy. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, xDD knyow me uWu bettew: I x3 am OwO the Wowd Pandarus. +SERVANT. I >w< hope I uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ bettew. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do desiwe it. +SERVANT. You awe in OwO the OwO state >_> of >_< gwace. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Grace! :3 Nyot so, :3 fwiend; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowdship awe my titwes. +What music :3 is uWu this? +SERVANT. I ^-^ do uWu but pawtwy >w< knyow, siw; ^.^ it :3 is music in pawts. +^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Knyow you OwO the OwO musicians? +SERVANT. ^w^ Whowwy, sir. +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Who xDD pway uWu they UwU to? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; heawews, sir. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ At uWu whose pweasuwe, fwiend? +SERVANT. ^.^ At ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; theiws UwU that love UwU music. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Command, I >_> mean, >w< fwiend. +SERVANT. OwO Who uWu shaww I ^.^ command, sir? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye another: I x3 am ^-^ to couwtwy, +ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too UwU cunnying. ^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest ^-^ do ^.^ these x3 men xDD pway? +SERVANT. ^.^ That's to't, :3 indeed, sir. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, at OwO the xDD wequest >_> of +Paris my lord, ^-^ who :3 is there in ^-^ pewson; with him OwO the x3 mowtaw UwU Venyus, +OwO the heart-blood >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ wuv's :33 invisibwe x3 souw- +^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, my uWu cousin, Cressida? +SERVANT. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ Hewen. Could ^.^ nyot you find >_< out UwU that uWu by xDD hew +>_< attwibutes? +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ It shouwd seem, fewwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the OwO Wady +Cressida. I come ^-^ to speak with Paris ^-^ fwom OwO the Prince ^w^ Twoiwus; I +uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :33 compwimentaw assauwt x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu fow my ^-^ businyess +seethes. +SERVANT. Sodden businyess! There's :3 a >_< stew'd ^.^ phwase uWu indeed! + +x3 Entew PARIS ÚwÚ and OwO HEWEN, attended + +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Faiw >w< be ^-^ to you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this fair >_> company! +^-^ Faiw desiwes, in >w< aww fair >_> measuwe, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ guide ^w^ them- >w< especiawwy +^-^ to you, fair queen! ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts >w< be >_> youw fair ÚwÚ piwwow. +HEWEN. UwU Deaw lord, you awe :33 fuww >_> of fair wowds. +^w^ PANDAWUS. You speak >_> youw fair pweasuwe, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. ^-^ Faiw ^w^ pwince, +here :3 is good ^w^ bwoken UwU music. +PARIS. You ^.^ have x3 bwoke it, UwU cousin; ÚwÚ and uWu by my xDD wife, you uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it +xDD whowe ÚwÚ again; you uWu shaww piece ^.^ it >_< out with :3 a piece >_> of >_> youw +performance. +HEWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >w< hawmony. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Twuwy, >w< wady, nyo. +HEWEN. :33 O, sir- +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Wude, in :33 sooth; in good UwU sooth, vewy UwU wude. +PARIS. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. Weww, you uWu say OwO so in fits. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my lord, dear >w< queen. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you +OwO vouchsafe me :3 a UwU wowd? +HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 hedge OwO us >_< out. >w< We'ww hear you sing, +certainly- +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ sweet queen, you awe >_> pweasant with >_> me. But, >w< mawwy, +thus, my uWu wowd: my dear lord ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 esteemed OwO fwiend, >_> youw +bwothew :33 Twoiwus- +HEWEN. UwU My Wowd >_< Pandawus, >_> honyey-sweet wowd- +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ sweet queen, >w< go to-commends ^-^ himsewf UwU most +affectionyatewy ^-^ to :3 you- +HEWEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu bob OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mewody. >w< If you uWu do, ^-^ ouw +>_> mewanchowy x3 upon >_> youw head! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Sweet queen, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen; that's :3 a ^w^ sweet queen, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +HEWEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ sweet wady >_> sad :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw >_> offence. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw tuwn; UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, +in truth, wa. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 wowds; no, nyo. ^w^ -And, my +lord, ^.^ he desires you UwU that, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King caww uWu fow him at suppew, +you uWu wiww ^-^ make his excuse. +HEWEN. UwU My Wowd UwU Pandawus! +^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet queen, my vewy vewy ^w^ sweet OwO queen? +PARIS. What exploit's in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe uWu sups ^.^ he x3 to-nyight? +HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; but, my wowd- +^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen?-My cousin uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out with +you. +HEWEN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu sups. +PARIS. I'll uWu way my xDD wife, with my ;;w;; disposew Cressida. +^w^ PANDAWUS. No, no, nyo such matter; you awe >w< wide. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ;;w;; disposew +:3 is sick. +PARIS. Weww, I'll ^.^ make's excuse. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. UwU Why shouwd you uWu say Cressida? +No, >_> youw UwU poow x3 disposew's sick. +PARIS. I :33 spy. +^w^ PANDAWUS. You spy! What ^-^ do you spy?-Come, ^w^ give me OwO an instwument. +Nyow, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. +HEWEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is kindwy >w< donye. +^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU My niece :3 is howwibwy in love with :3 a xDD thing you x3 have, ^w^ sweet +>w< queen. +HEWEN. She uWu shaww ^.^ have it, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot my Wowd ^.^ Pawis. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ He! No, she'll UwU nyonye >_> of him; uWu they two awe OwO twain. +HEWEN. xDD Fawwing ÚwÚ in, aftew fawwing out, ^-^ may ^-^ make them xDD thwee. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, come. I'll hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; I'll sing you :3 a +^.^ song OwO nyow. +HEWEN. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ pwithee OwO nyow. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ sweet lord, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a +fine forehead. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, you >w< may, you OwO may. +HEWEN. >_> Wet >w< thy ^.^ song >w< be wuv. :3 This love uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. :3 O >_> Cupid, +>_> Cupid, Cupid! +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wuv! >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +PARIS. >w< Ay, good nyow, love, love, nyothing uWu but wuv. +^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU In good ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it begins ÚwÚ so. [Sings] + +UwU Wuv, love, nyothing uWu but love, still love, still ;;w;; mowe! +>_< Fow, oh, ^-^ wuv's bow +^w^ Shoots >_> buck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ doe; +The shaft ;;w;; confounds +:3 Nyot UwU that ^.^ it uWu wounds, +But x3 tickwes still OwO the sore. +^.^ These lovers cwy, :3 O ^w^ ho, uWu they >_< die! +>_> Yet UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems OwO the x3 wound ^-^ to :33 kiww +^-^ Doth xDD tuwn :3 O UwU ho! ^-^ to ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! >w< he! +^w^ So ^.^ dying love ;;w;; wives ^.^ stiww. +:3 O UwU ho! :3 a ^w^ whiwe, uWu but ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! +:3 O UwU ho! groans >_< out uWu fow ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! x3 ha!-hey UwU ho! + +HEWEN. UwU In love, >w< i' :33 faith, ^-^ to OwO the vewy tip >_> of OwO the >_< nyose. +PARIS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; eats nyothing uWu but doves, :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweeds ^.^ hot blood, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood x3 begets ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot >_> thoughts ^.^ beget ^.^ hot +>_< deeds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot deeds :3 is wuv. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the xDD genyewation >_> of love: ^.^ hot blood, ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot x3 deeds? ÚwÚ Why, uWu they awe vipers. ^-^ Is love :3 a xDD genyewation >_> of +vipers? ^.^ Sweet lord, :33 who's a-field uWu today? +PARIS. xDD Hectow, Deiphobus, >_> Hewenyus, Antenyow, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwantwy +>_> of >w< Twoy. I would fain ^.^ have UwU awm'd UwU to-day, uWu but my ^-^ Nyeww would ^.^ nyot +^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO How uWu chance my bwothew Troilus went not? +HEWEN. ÚwÚ He OwO hangs OwO the x3 wip at >_< something. You xDD knyow aww, Wowd Pandarus. +^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, >_> honyey-sweet >w< queen. I wong ^-^ to hear how uWu they uWu spend +to-day. You'll wemembew >_> youw >_< bwothew's excuse? +PARIS. ÚwÚ To :3 a haiw. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. +HEWEN. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw nyiece. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I wiww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. UwU Exit. Sound :3 a ^.^ wetweat +PARIS. They'we come ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ Pwiam's hall +ÚwÚ To gweet OwO the x3 wawwiows. ^.^ Sweet >_< Hewen, I >w< must ^w^ woo you +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp unarm ^-^ ouw Hector. His :3 stubbown ^.^ buckwes, +x3 With ^.^ these >_> youw >_> white >w< enchanting fingers >w< touch'd, +:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey than ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< steew +Ow x3 fowce >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish uWu sinyews; you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe +>w< Than >w< aww OwO the >_< iswand kings-disarm gweat Hector. +HEWEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make OwO us >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be his x3 sewvant, >_> Pawis; +xDD Yea, what ^.^ he uWu shaww weceive >_> of OwO us in >_> duty +Gives OwO us ^-^ mowe pawm in x3 beauty than ^-^ we x3 have, +xDD Yea, overshines ourself. +PARIS. ÚwÚ Sweet, :33 abuv ^w^ thought I love thee. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +>w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' owchawd + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY, meeting + +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow! Where's >w< thy ^.^ mastew? ^.^ At my cousin Cwessida's? +>_< BOY. No, siw; ^.^ he ^w^ stays uWu fow you ^-^ to OwO conduct him thithew. + +x3 Entew TROILUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 O, here ^.^ he comes. OwO How nyow, how nyow! +>_< TWOIWUS. Sirrah, ÚwÚ wawk UwU off. Exit >_< Boy +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Have you uWu seen my ^-^ cousin? +>_< TWOIWUS. No, Pandarus. I :33 stawk about xDD hew xDD doow +;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Stygian ;;w;; banks +:33 Staying uWu fow :3 waftage. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou my Charon, +And ^w^ give me swift x3 twanspowtance ^-^ to ^.^ these fields +:3 Whewe I ^-^ may wawwow in OwO the ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ beds +Propos'd uWu fow OwO the deserver! :3 O gentwe xDD Pandaw, +From :33 Cupid's shouwdew xDD pwuck his ^w^ painted UwU wings, +And UwU fwy with me ^-^ to ^w^ Cwessid! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk here >w< i' th' owchawd, I'll bwing xDD hew ÚwÚ stwaight. +Exit +>_< TWOIWUS. I x3 am xDD giddy; x3 expectation xDD whiwws me wound. +^-^ Th' imaginyawy ^.^ wewish :3 is OwO so ^w^ sweet +:33 That ^.^ it >w< enchants my ^-^ sense; what uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be +When UwU that OwO the wat'wy x3 pawate tastes >_< indeed +Love's xDD thwice-wepuwed nyectaw? Death, I ;;w;; feaw me; +^w^ Swoonying destruction; ^w^ ow >w< some ^.^ joy xDD too fine, +:3 Too ^-^ subtwe-potent, :3 tun'd xDD too shawp in xDD sweetnyess, +>_< Fow OwO the capacity >_> of my ÚwÚ wudew powers. +I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :33 much; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw >w< besides +:33 That I uWu shaww wose >_> distinction in my ;;w;; joys; +UwU As doth :3 a battwe, when uWu they chawge uWu on ÚwÚ heaps +The enemy :3 fwying. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 She's :33 making xDD hew ^w^ weady, she'll come ;;w;; stwaight; you >w< must >w< be +^w^ witty OwO nyow. She OwO does OwO so >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and fetches xDD hew ^.^ wind OwO so showt, as +^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ fway'd with :3 a OwO spwite. I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 hew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the +pwettiest villain; ^.^ she fetches xDD hew >_> bweath as ^-^ showt as :3 a nyew-ta'en +sparrow. Exit +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Even such :3 a passion doth ^w^ embwace my >_< bosom. +UwU My OwO heawt x3 beats ^-^ thickew than :3 a ^-^ fevewous pulse, +And >w< aww my >w< powews ^-^ do theiw xDD bestowing :3 wose, +;;w;; Wike uWu vassawage at unyawawes ^w^ encount'wing +The eye >_> of majesty. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS x3 With xDD CWESSIDA + +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, what :3 nyeed you ^.^ bwush? :3 Shame's :3 a baby.-Here ^.^ she +:3 is UwU nyow; uWu sweaw OwO the oaths :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that you ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to me.- +>_> What, awe you gonye OwO again? You >w< must >w< be ^w^ watch'd ewe you >w< be :3 made +>_> tame, >w< must you? Come >_> youw :33 ways, come >_> youw ways; OwO an you dwaw +backwawd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put you >w< i' th' fills.-Why ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to +hew?-Come, dwaw :3 this OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and wet's UwU see >_> youw >_< pictuwe. +Awas OwO the day, how loath you awe ^-^ to offend daylight! An 'twere +xDD dawk, ^w^ you'd :33 cwose OwO soonyew. UwU So, >w< so; wub OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^w^ mistwess +OwO How nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss in >_> fee-fawm! :33 Buiwd there, xDD cawpentew; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 is +x3 sweet. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww fight >_> youw hearts >_< out ewe I part you. The +^-^ fawcon as OwO the :33 tewcew, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ducks >w< i' th' ^-^ wivew. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go +x3 to. +>_< TWOIWUS. You ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww x3 wowds, >_< wady. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Words pay nyo debts, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU deeds; uWu but she'll bereave +you o' th' deeds UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ she caww >_> youw activity in :33 question. +>_> What, uWu biwwing OwO again? Here's x3 'In witness ^w^ wheweof OwO the ^-^ pawties +>_> intewchangeabwy.' Come ÚwÚ in, come in; I'll >w< go >_< get :3 a >w< fiwe. +Exit +CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^-^ Cwessid, how >_< often ^.^ have I :33 wish'd me UwU thus! +CRESSIDA. xDD Wish'd, my wowd! The UwU gods grant-O my wowd! +>_< TWOIWUS. What shouwd uWu they >w< gwant? What makes :3 this pwetty abwuption? +What xDD too uWu cuwious dweg espies my ^w^ sweet wady in OwO the >_< fountain >_> of ^-^ ouw +love? +CRESSIDA. Mowe UwU dwegs than ^w^ watew, ^-^ if my ^-^ feaws ^.^ have OwO eyes. +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Feaws ^-^ make devils >_> of cherubims; uWu they never UwU see ;;w;; twuwy. +CRESSIDA. Blind feaw, UwU that >_< seeing reason ^-^ weads, ^.^ finds OwO safew >w< footing +than uWu bwind reason UwU stumbwing ^-^ without fear. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst ^w^ oft +cuwes OwO the >w< wowse. +>_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, let my wady ^.^ appwehend nyo xDD feaw! UwU In >w< aww :33 Cupid's UwU pageant +there :3 is presented nyo uWu monstew. +CRESSIDA. Nyow nyothing monstrous >w< nyeithew? +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Nyothing, uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; undewtakings when ^-^ we x3 vow ^-^ to weep seas, +live in fire, ÚwÚ cat rocks, ^w^ tame tigews; >w< thinking ^.^ it x3 hawdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw +^w^ mistwess ^-^ to devise uWu imposition enough than uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to undewgo ^-^ any +UwU difficuwty :3 imposed. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ monstwuosity in love, >w< wady, UwU that +OwO the uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> execution ^.^ confin'd; UwU that OwO the desiwe +:3 is boundwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act :3 a ^w^ swave ^-^ to limit. +CRESSIDA. ^.^ They uWu say >w< aww lovers uWu sweaw ^-^ mowe pewfowmance than uWu they awe +>w< abwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wesewve OwO an >w< abiwity UwU that uWu they never perform; ^.^ vowing +^-^ mowe than OwO the :3 pewfection >_> of ten, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dischawging less than OwO the +x3 tenth part >_> of ^w^ onye. ^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of ^.^ wions ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act +>_> of hawes, awe uWu they ^.^ nyot monstews? +>_< TWOIWUS. uWu Awe there :33 such? Such awe ^.^ nyot uWu we. ^w^ Pwaise OwO us as ^-^ we awe +:3 tasted, awwow OwO us as ^-^ we prove; ^-^ ouw head uWu shaww >w< go x3 bawe ÚwÚ tiww merit +:3 cwown it. :3 Nyo :3 pewfection in ÚwÚ wevewsion uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU pwaise in +pwesent. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name desewt before his birth; :3 and, being +:33 bown, his >w< addition uWu shaww >w< be >w< humbwe. :3 Few uWu wowds ^-^ to fair UwU faith: +Troilus uWu shaww >w< be such ^-^ to >w< Cwessid as what >_< envy can uWu say wowst uWu shaww +>w< be :3 a xDD mock uWu fow his OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what >w< twuth can speak >w< twuest ^.^ nyot +twuew than Troilus. +CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? + +;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, :33 bwushing >_< stiww? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> tawking :3 yet? +CRESSIDA. Weww, uncwe, what ^.^ fowwy I OwO commit, I dedicate ^-^ to you. +^w^ PANDAWUS. I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that; ^-^ if my lord >_< get :3 a :3 boy >_> of you, ^w^ you'ww +^w^ give him >_> me. Be OwO twue ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO fwinch, ^w^ chide me uWu fow it. +>_< TWOIWUS. You xDD knyow :3 nyow >_> youw hostages: >_> youw xDD uncwe's >_> wowd ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm +;;w;; faith. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ give my >_> wowd uWu fow xDD hew xDD too: ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, >w< though +uWu they >w< be wong ewe uWu they awe wooed, uWu they awe ;;w;; constant being OwO won; +uWu they awe buws, I can tell OwO you; they'll ÚwÚ stick xDD whewe uWu they awe +x3 thwown. +CRESSIDA. Boldness comes ^-^ to me :3 nyow ÚwÚ and brings me ÚwÚ heawt. +Prince ^w^ Twoiwus, I ^.^ have :33 wov'd you night ÚwÚ and :3 day +>_< Fow many x3 weawy months. +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ was my >w< Cwessid then OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD win? +CRESSIDA. xDD Hawd ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO won; uWu but I ÚwÚ was uWu won, my lord, +x3 With OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO gwance UwU that :33 evew-pawdon >_> me. +>w< If I x3 confess xDD much, you uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrant. +I love you UwU nyow; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much +But I UwU might ^w^ mastew it. UwU In :33 faith, I >_> wie; +UwU My >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe >_< wike ÚwÚ unbwidwed ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU gwown +:3 Too headstwong uWu fow theiw mother. ^w^ See, ^-^ we fools! +UwU Why ^.^ have I blabb'd? OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to >w< us, +When ^-^ we awe OwO so >_> unsecwet ^-^ to ^.^ ouwsewves? +But, >w< though I :33 wov'd you well, I woo'd you not; +And >_> yet, good :33 faith, I :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf :3 a man, +Ow UwU that ^-^ we >w< women xDD had xDD men's UwU pwiviwege +x3 Of ;;w;; speaking >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; bid me howd my tongue, +>_< Fow in :3 this rapture I uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy speak +The xDD thing I uWu shaww xDD wepent. ^w^ See, >_> see, >_> youw :3 siwence, +^-^ Cunnying in >w< dumbnyess, ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; weaknyess dwaws +UwU My vewy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 counsew. x3 Stop my UwU mouth. +>_< TWOIWUS. And ^-^ shaww, :3 awbeit ^w^ sweet music issues >_> thence. +^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Pwetty, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; +ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot my OwO puwpose ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a ;;w;; kiss. +I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. :3 O >_< heavens! what ^.^ have I ;;w;; donye? +>_< Fow :3 this UwU time uWu wiww I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. +>_< TWOIWUS. Your leave, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Cwessid! +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Weave! An you UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww to-morrow >w< mownying- +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ content you. +>_< TWOIWUS. What uWu offends you, >w< wady? +CRESSIDA. >_> Siw, >_< minye >_> own :33 company. +>_< TWOIWUS. You cannyot :3 shun OwO youwsewf. +CRESSIDA. >_> Wet me >w< go ÚwÚ and try. +I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu sewf UwU wesides with OwO you; +But OwO an UwU unkind ;;w;; sewf, UwU that itsewf uWu wiww xDD weave +ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 anyothew's >_> foow. I would >w< be gone. +:3 Whewe :3 is my ^.^ wit? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I speak. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Weww xDD knyow uWu they what uWu they speak UwU that speak OwO so wisewy. +CRESSIDA. xDD Pewchance, my lord, I show ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft than :33 wuv; +And feww OwO so ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to :3 a uWu wawge >_< confession +ÚwÚ To angwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thoughts; uWu but you awe >w< wise- +Ow ewse you love not; uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and love +uWu Exceeds ÚwÚ man's :3 might; UwU that dwells with UwU gods above. +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU that I ^w^ thought ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be in :3 a xDD woman- +As, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww presume in :3 you- +ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu fow :3 aye xDD hew OwO wamp ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames >_> of :33 wuv; +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew constancy in plight ÚwÚ and youth, +Outliving beauty's xDD outwawd, with :3 a :33 mind +:33 That doth ^.^ wenyew OwO swiftew than UwU bwood xDD decays! +Ow UwU that >_< pewsuasion :33 couwd uWu but ;;w;; thus :3 convince me +:33 That my integwity ÚwÚ and >w< twuth ^-^ to you +OwO Might >w< be OwO affwonted with OwO the ^-^ match ÚwÚ and OwO weight +x3 Of such :3 a winnyowed x3 puwity in wuv. +OwO How ;;w;; wewe I then OwO upwifted! ;;w;; but, alas, +I x3 am as OwO twue as ÚwÚ twuth's x3 simpwicity, +And :3 simpwew than OwO the ^-^ infancy >_> of :33 twuth. +CRESSIDA. UwU In UwU that I'll OwO waw with you. +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ÚwÚ viwtuous fight, +When ^.^ wight with ^.^ wight wars ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be UwU most OwO wight! +^.^ Twue UwU swains in love uWu shaww in OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to come +Appwuv theiw >w< twuth uWu by ^w^ Twoiwus, when theiw >_< whymes, +>w< Fuww >_> of protest, >_> of ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and xDD big >_> compawe, +Want ÚwÚ simiwes, >w< twuth tiw'd with iteration- +UwU As OwO twue as steel, as >_> pwantage ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ moon, +UwU As >_< sun ^-^ to day, as OwO tuwtwe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu mate, +UwU As iwon ^-^ to UwU adamant, as :3 eawth ^-^ to th' >w< centwe- +xDD Yet, aftew >w< aww comparisons >_> of truth, +UwU As ÚwÚ twuth's authentic >_< authow ^-^ to >w< be xDD cited, +OwO 'As OwO twue as Troilus' uWu shaww :3 cwown OwO up OwO the ^w^ vewse +And ^.^ sanctify OwO the x3 nyumbews. +CRESSIDA. Pwophet ^-^ may you xDD be! +>w< If I >w< be fawse, ^w^ ow swerve :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ fwom truth, +When UwU time :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot itself, +When :3 watewdwops ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of Twoy, +And uWu bwind obwivion swawwow'd ^.^ cities uWu up, +And :3 mighty states characterless awe ^-^ gwated +ÚwÚ To :3 dusty >_< nyothing-yet let memowy +From false ^-^ to fawse, UwU among false xDD maids in love, +UwU Upbwaid my :3 fawsehood when th' ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO 'As false +UwU As :3 aiw, as ^w^ watew, wind, ^w^ ow :33 sandy :3 eawth, +UwU As :3 fox ^-^ to ^w^ wamb, ^w^ ow ^.^ wowf ^-^ to heifer's >w< cawf, +Pard ^-^ to OwO the :33 hind, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ stepdame ^-^ to xDD hew uWu son'- +xDD Yea, let them ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick OwO the OwO heawt >_> of >_< fawsehood, +OwO 'As false as ÚwÚ Cwessid.' +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 a :3 bawgain ^w^ made; >w< seaw it, >w< seaw xDD it; I'll >w< be OwO the +witnyess. ;;w;; Hewe I howd >_> youw >w< hand; here my cousin's. >w< If >w< evew you +^w^ pwuv false ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, >_< since I ^.^ have :3 taken such x3 pains ^-^ to +bwing you togethew, let >w< aww ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ goews- :3 between >w< be xDD caww'd ^-^ to +OwO the world's ^-^ end aftew my uWu nyame-caww them >w< aww Pandars; let >w< aww +;;w;; constant x3 men >w< be ÚwÚ Twoiwuses, >w< aww false >w< women xDD Cwessids, ÚwÚ and >w< aww +:33 bwokews :3 between OwO Pandaws. Say ^-^ 'Amen.' +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Amen. +CRESSIDA. UwU Amen. +^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU Amen. Wheweupon I uWu wiww show you :3 a ;;w;; chambew +ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ bed; ;;w;; which :33 bed, ^.^ because ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak >_> of >_> youw +pwetty UwU encountews, press ^.^ it ^-^ to :33 death. xDD Away! +And ;;w;; Cupid gwant >w< aww ^w^ tongue-tied :3 maidens ;;w;; hewe, +:3 Bed, chambew, ^.^ pandew, ^-^ to :3 pwovide :3 this ^.^ geaw! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +The UwU Gweek ^-^ camp + +:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, >_> NyESTOW, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, +ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS + +xDD CAWCHAS. Nyow, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the service I ^.^ have >_< donye, +^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time >_> pwompts me ;;w;; awoud +ÚwÚ To caww uWu fow wecompense. xDD Appeaw ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mind +That, OwO thwough OwO the OwO sight I bear in >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, +I ^.^ have OwO abandon'd Twoy, weft my OwO possession, +;;w;; Incuww'd :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu nyame, ^.^ expos'd ^-^ mysewf +From ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd ^w^ convenyiences +ÚwÚ To doubtfuw UwU fowtunyes, sequest'ring ^-^ fwom me >w< aww +:33 That UwU time, OwO acquaintance, :33 custom, ÚwÚ and condition, +^w^ Made ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my nyatuwe; +And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ^-^ do you UwU sewvice, x3 am ÚwÚ become +UwU As OwO nyew OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, stwange, unacquainted- +I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, as in uWu way >_> of taste, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me :3 nyow :3 a wittwe benefit +Out >_> of x3 those many regist'red in ;;w;; pwomise, +^w^ Which you uWu say live ^-^ to come in my ^w^ behawf. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What wouldst :3 thou >_> of >w< us, :33 Twoyan? UwU Make :3 demand. +xDD CAWCHAS. You ^.^ have :3 a >_> Twoyan pwisonyew xDD caww'd Antenyow, +uWu Yestewday xDD took; ^-^ Twoy howds him vewy ;;w;; deaw. +Oft ^.^ have you-often ^.^ have you ^w^ thanks uWu thewefowe- +Desir'd my >w< Cwessid in ^.^ wight gweat :33 exchange, +x3 Whom ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; hath still >_< denyied; uWu but :3 this Antenyow, +I >w< knyow, :3 is such :3 a wrest in theiw affairs +:33 That theiw :33 nyegotiations >w< aww >w< must swack +UwU Wanting his manage; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ awmost +>w< Give OwO us :3 a pwince >_> of blood, :3 a :3 son >_> of Priam, +UwU In >_> change >_> of >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be >_< sent, gweat OwO Pwinces, +And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ buy my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 pwesence +:33 Shaww ^-^ quite strike x3 off >w< aww service I ^.^ have x3 donye +UwU In UwU most ^-^ accepted >w< pain. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet OwO Diomedes bear ^w^ him, +And bwing OwO us >w< Cwessid hithew. Calchas uWu shaww ^.^ have +What ^.^ he wequests >_> of ÚwÚ us. Good ;;w;; Diomed, +Fuwnyish you ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow :3 this interchange; +xDD Withaw, bwing >_> wowd ^-^ if >_< Hectow uWu wiww to-morrow +Be xDD answew'd in his ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Ajax :3 is weady. +uWu DIOMEDES. :3 This uWu shaww I undewtake; ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >_> buwden +^w^ Which I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to OwO beaw. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS + +ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS ^.^ stand in theiw tent + +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ^-^ stands >w< i' th' entwance >_> of his >w< tent. +UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw xDD pass stwangewy uWu by ^w^ him, +UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe forgot; :3 and, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, +>w< Way uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and loose ^-^ wegawd x3 upon >_> him. +I uWu wiww come :33 wast. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 he'ww xDD question me +UwU Why such ^w^ unpwausive eyes awe ^-^ bent, x3 why tuwn'd uWu on OwO him? +>w< If so, I ^.^ have dewision med'cinyabwe +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use :3 between >_> youw stwangenyess ÚwÚ and his :33 pwide, +^w^ Which his >_> own uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to drink. +^w^ It ^-^ may ^-^ do :33 good. ^-^ Pwide ;;w;; hath nyo uWu othew :3 gwass +ÚwÚ To show itsewf uWu but pwide; uWu fow UwU suppwe knyees +:33 Feed arrogance ÚwÚ and awe OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's :3 fees. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ execute >_> youw >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on +OwO A fowm >_> of stwangenyess as ^-^ we xDD pass awong. +^w^ So ^-^ do OwO each ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew gweet him ;;w;; nyot, +Ow ewse ÚwÚ disdainfuwwy, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< shake him ^-^ mowe +>w< Than ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead OwO the way. +>w< ACHIWWES. What comes OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ to speak with x3 me? +You xDD knyow my mind. I'll fight nyo ^-^ mowe >w< 'gainst >w< Twoy. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What :33 says :33 Achiwwes? Wouwd ^.^ he >w< aught with >_> us? +NyESTOW. Wouwd you, my lord, >w< aught with OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? +>w< ACHIWWES. >_< Nyo. +NyESTOW. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^w^ bettew. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and NESTOR +>w< ACHIWWES. Good day, good day. +MENELAUS. OwO How ^-^ do you? OwO How ^-^ do you? Exit +>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, OwO does OwO the uWu cuckowd :33 scown x3 me? +uWu AJAX. OwO How nyow, Patroclus? +>w< ACHIWWES. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ajax. +uWu AJAX. Ha? +>w< ACHIWWES. Good mowwow. +uWu AJAX. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and good next :3 day ^w^ too. Exit +>w< ACHIWWES. What UwU mean ^.^ these fellows? xDD Knyow uWu they ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. ^.^ They xDD pass uWu by ^-^ stwangewy. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to :3 bend, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ send theiw >_> smiwes before them ^-^ to Achilles, +ÚwÚ To come as humbly as uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to cweep +ÚwÚ To holy >_> awtaws. +>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, x3 am I UwU poow >_> of OwO wate? +^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, >_< gweatnyess, UwU once OwO faww'n >_< out with OwO fowtunye, +Must ^-^ faww >_< out with x3 men ^w^ too. What OwO the :33 decwin'd ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww as >_> soon ;;w;; wead in OwO the eyes >_> of ÚwÚ othews +UwU As ;;w;; feew in his >_> own fall; uWu fow ^-^ men, >_< wike OwO buttewfwies, +Show ^.^ nyot theiw mealy x3 wings uWu but ^-^ to OwO the summer; +And ^.^ nyot :3 a man uWu fow being >_> simpwy man +;;w;; Hath ^-^ any xDD honyouw, uWu but uWu honyouw uWu fow x3 those honours +:33 That awe ^-^ without ^w^ him, as place, >_< wiches, ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, +:3 Pwizes >_> of x3 accident, as ^w^ oft as merit; +^w^ Which when uWu they fall, as being >w< swippewy ^w^ standews, +The love UwU that lean'd uWu on them as >w< swippewy UwU too, +^-^ Doth ^-^ onye xDD pwuck ;;w;; down another, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew +^.^ Die in OwO the OwO faww. But 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 me: +>_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and I awe fwiends; I ^-^ do enjoy +^.^ At uWu ampwe point >w< aww UwU that I >_> did ^.^ possess +ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these xDD men's :3 wooks; ^-^ who uWu do, >_> methinks, find >_< out +OwO Something ^.^ nyot wowth in me such rich OwO behowding +UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >_< often >_> given. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Ulysses. +I'll OwO intewwupt his OwO weading. +OwO How nyow, Ulysses! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow, gweat >_< Thetis' >_< son! +>w< ACHIWWES. What awe you >w< weading? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow here +uWu Wwites me UwU that :33 man-how dearly >w< evew parted, +OwO How >w< much in ^-^ having, ^w^ ow ^-^ without ^w^ ow ^w^ in- +Cannyot ^-^ make boast ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, +Nyow ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ^.^ owes, uWu but uWu by reflection; +UwU As when his viwtues shining x3 upon ÚwÚ othews +uWu Heat ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they wetowt UwU that heat UwU again +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ givew. +>w< ACHIWWES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot stwange, Ulysses. +The x3 beauty UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ bownye here in OwO the ;;w;; face +The ÚwÚ beawew knows ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; commends itsewf +ÚwÚ To >_> othews' ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow doth OwO the eye itself- +:33 That UwU most ÚwÚ puwe spirit >_> of :33 sense-behowd itself, +:3 Nyot ^-^ going ^-^ fwom itself; uWu but eye ^-^ to eye >_< opposed +x3 Sawutes OwO each uWu othew with OwO each other's x3 fowm; +>_< Fow OwO specuwation ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ nyot ^-^ to itsewf +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< twaveww'd, ÚwÚ and :3 is x3 miwwow'd there +:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU see itself. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange at all. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD stwain at OwO the >_> position- +^w^ It :3 is familiar-but at OwO the author's ^w^ dwift; +Who, in his uWu ciwcumstance, ^-^ expwesswy proves +:33 That nyo man :3 is OwO the lord >_> of UwU anything, +^-^ Though in ÚwÚ and >_> of him there >w< be >w< much :3 consisting, +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he communyicate his pawts ^-^ to others; +Nyow doth ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ himsewf xDD knyow them uWu fow >w< aught +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< behowd them OwO fowmed in th' applause +:3 Whewe th' awe OwO extended; :3 who, >_< wike OwO an awch, :33 wevewb'wate +The >w< voice ÚwÚ again; ;;w;; ow, >_< wike :3 a xDD gate >_> of >_< steew +Fronting OwO the >_> sun, receives ÚwÚ and OwO wendews xDD back +His figuwe ÚwÚ and his heat. I ÚwÚ was >w< much UwU wapt in ^.^ this; +And >_< appwehended here ^.^ immediatewy +^-^ Th' uWu unknyown Ajax. Heavens, what :3 a man :3 is ;;w;; thewe! +OwO A vewy horse UwU that >_> has ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot x3 what! +uWu Nyatuwe, what >w< things there awe +uWu Most :3 abject in ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and dear in :3 use! +What >w< things UwU again UwU most dear in OwO the >_< esteem +And UwU poow in :3 wowth! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see to-mowwow- +An ^.^ act UwU that vewy uWu chance doth thwow x3 upon x3 him- +>_< Ajax wenyown'd. :3 O uWu heavens, what >w< some x3 men uWu do, +OwO Whiwe >w< some x3 men xDD weave ^-^ to >w< do! +OwO How >w< some x3 men cweep in :33 skittish Fortune's-hall, +ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews xDD pway OwO the :3 idiots in xDD hew >_> eyes! +OwO How ^-^ onye man ;;w;; eats OwO into x3 anyothew's :33 pwide, +OwO Whiwe uWu pwide :3 is UwU fasting in his >w< wantonnyess! +ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these Grecian ^.^ wowds!-why, x3 even already +^.^ They cwap OwO the ;;w;; wubbew >_< Ajax uWu on OwO the shoulder, +UwU As ^-^ if his foot ;;w;; wewe uWu on bwave Hector's ^w^ bweast, +And gweat ^-^ Twoy ^w^ shwinking. +>w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do believe xDD it; uWu fow uWu they ^w^ pass'd uWu by me +UwU As >w< misews ^-^ do uWu by ÚwÚ beggaws-nyeithew >_> gave ^-^ to me +Good >_> wowd :3 nyow ;;w;; wook. >_> What, awe my deeds >w< fowgot? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Time ;;w;; hath, my lord, :3 a OwO wawwet at his ^w^ back, +OwO Whewein ^.^ he ^-^ puts ÚwÚ awms uWu fow oblivion, +OwO A ^-^ gweat-siz'd monster >_> of ingwatitudes. +Those scraps awe good deeds ^.^ past, ;;w;; which awe xDD devouw'd +UwU As fast as uWu they awe made, ;;w;; fowgot as >_> soon +UwU As >w< donye. >_< Pewsevewance, dear my lord, +uWu Keeps uWu honyouw bwight. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ to >_> hang +OwO Quite >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a >w< wusty mail +UwU In uWu monyumentaw ^w^ mock'wy. ;;w;; Take OwO the x3 instant OwO way; +>_< Fow uWu honyouw >_> twavews in :3 a OwO stwait OwO so narrow x3 - +:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu but :33 goes uWu abweast. Keep then OwO the ^w^ path, +>_< Fow x3 emuwation ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< sons +:33 That ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye OwO puwsue; ^-^ if you ^w^ give >_< way, +Ow :33 hedge ^w^ aside ^-^ fwom OwO the direct >w< fowthwight, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO an ent'red >_< tide uWu they >w< aww x3 wush uWu by +And xDD weave you x3 hindmost; +Or, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant horse OwO faww'n in ^.^ fiwst wank, +Wie there uWu fow pavement ^-^ to OwO the :3 abject weaw, +;;w;; O'ew-wun ÚwÚ and trampled x3 on. ;;w;; Then what uWu they ^-^ do in >w< pwesent, +^-^ Though less than x3 youws in ^.^ past, >w< must o'ertop yours; +>_< Fow Time :3 is >_< wike :3 a fashionyabwe OwO host, +:33 That slightly xDD shakes his pawting uWu guest uWu by th' >w< hand; +And with his ÚwÚ awms out-stretch'd, as ^.^ he would fly, +>_> Gwasps in OwO the cownyew. The ^-^ wewcome >w< evew smiles, +And faweweww :33 goes >_< out ^-^ sighing. :33 O, let ^.^ nyot :3 viwtue >w< seek +^-^ Wemunyewation uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^-^ was; +>_< Fow :3 beauty, wit, +High birth, vigouw >_> of bone, desewt in UwU sewvice, +UwU Wuv, ^.^ fwiendship, ^w^ chawity, awe uWu subjects >w< aww +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ and calumniating Time. +>_< Onye ^.^ touch >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe makes OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd x3 kin- +:33 That >w< aww with ^-^ onye consent UwU pwaise nyew-bown ;;w;; gawds, +^-^ Though uWu they awe :3 made ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwded >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, +And ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ dust UwU that :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO giwt +Mowe laud than OwO giwt o'ew-dusted. +The ÚwÚ pwesent eye ^.^ pwaises OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent object. +;;w;; Then x3 mawvew ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou gweat ÚwÚ and complete man, +:33 That >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks begin ^-^ to wowship ^w^ Ajax, +x3 Since >w< things in motion sooner catch OwO the eye +>w< Than what OwO stiws not. The x3 cwy went UwU once uWu on ^.^ thee, +And still ^.^ it OwO might, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may uWu again, +>w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot entomb thyself x3 awive +And UwU case >w< thy weputation in >w< thy >_> tent, +uWu Whose ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu but in ^.^ these fields >_> of ^.^ wate +^w^ Made emulous >_> missions 'mongst OwO the UwU gods themsewves, +And xDD dwave gweat >w< Maws ^-^ to >_< faction. +>w< ACHIWWES. x3 Of :3 this my privacy +I ^.^ have >w< stwong weasons. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. But >w< 'gainst >_> youw privacy +The reasons awe ^-^ mowe potent ÚwÚ and heroical. +^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; knyown, Achilles, UwU that you awe in love +x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 daughtews. +>w< ACHIWWES. Ha! known! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a wonder? +The providence that's in :3 a watchful OwO state +^.^ Knyows ^w^ awmost every gwain >_> of ;;w;; Pwutus' ;;w;; gowd; +>_> Finds xDD bottom in th' uWu uncompwehensive xDD deeps; +uWu Keeps place with thought, ÚwÚ and almost, >_< wike OwO the >_< gods, +Do >_> thoughts >w< unveiw in theiw OwO dumb x3 cwadwes. +Thewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ mystewy-with xDD whom >_< wewation +>_> Duwst never OwO meddwe-in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of state, +^w^ Which ;;w;; hath OwO an xDD opewation ^-^ mowe >_< divinye +>w< Than >_> bweath ^w^ ow ;;w;; pen can ^w^ give expwessuwe x3 to. +^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ commewce UwU that you ^.^ have xDD had with ^-^ Twoy +UwU As xDD pewfectwy :3 is ^w^ ouws as xDD youws, my ^w^ wowd; +And better would ^.^ it x3 fit >_> Achiwwes >w< much +ÚwÚ To thwow ;;w;; down >_< Hectow than Powyxenya. +But ^.^ it >w< must >w< gwieve x3 young Pyrrhus :3 nyow at home, +When ÚwÚ fame uWu shaww in ^-^ ouw >_< iswand :33 sound xDD hew >_< twump, +And >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish girls uWu shaww >w< twipping sing +'Gweat Hector's ^-^ sistew >_> did >_> Achiwwes ^.^ win; +But ^-^ ouw gweat >_< Ajax bravely beat ;;w;; down :33 him.' +Faweweww, my :33 wowd. I as >_> youw >_> wuvw speak. +The OwO foow ÚwÚ swides o'ew OwO the OwO ice UwU that you shouwd break. Exit +PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, Achilles, ^.^ have I ;;w;; mov'd you. +OwO A ^-^ woman impudent ÚwÚ and xDD mannyish UwU gwown +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe woath'd than OwO an effeminate man +UwU In UwU time >_> of ^w^ action. I ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd uWu fow ^.^ this; +^.^ They ÚwÚ think my wittwe stomach ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw +And >_> youw gweat love ^-^ to me UwU westwains you OwO thus. +ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; wouse yourself; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu weak >_< wanton ;;w;; Cupid +:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom >_> youw neck unloose his amorous fowd, +And, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ dew-dwop ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wion's mane, +Be shook ^-^ to >_> aiwy air. +>w< ACHIWWES. :33 Shaww >_< Ajax fight with Hector? +PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps weceive >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> him. +>w< ACHIWWES. I UwU see my weputation :3 is at ;;w;; stake; +UwU My ÚwÚ fame :3 is >_< shwewdwy OwO gow'd. +PATWOCWUS. :33 O, then, >_< bewawe: +Those wounds ^w^ heaw i-iww UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ^w^ give :3 themsewves; +xDD Omission ^-^ to ^-^ do what :3 is nyecessawy +Seals :3 a :33 commission ^-^ to :3 a UwU bwank >_> of danger; +And danger, >_< wike OwO an :3 ague, subtly >_> taints +>_< Even then when uWu they ^-^ sit OwO idwy in OwO the OwO sun. +>w< ACHIWWES. uWu Go caww Thewsites hithew, ^w^ sweet :3 Patwocwus. +I'll ^-^ send OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and desiwe him +^.^ T' ^w^ invite OwO the >_> Twoyan x3 wowds, aftew OwO the >_< combat, +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO us here :3 unyawm'd. I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's longing, +An :3 appetite UwU that I x3 am uWu sick ^-^ withaw, +ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat >_< Hectow in his weeds >_> of ^w^ peace; +ÚwÚ To talk with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< behowd his uWu visage, +>_< Even ^-^ to my :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ view. + +x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES + +OwO A >_< wabouw OwO sav'd! +^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A ;;w;; wondew! +>w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? +^-^ THEWSITES. >_< Ajax :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the field ^.^ asking uWu fow :3 himsewf. +>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How so? +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He >w< must fight :33 singwy to-morrow with xDD Hectow, ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO so +>w< pwopheticawwy >_> pwoud >_> of OwO an UwU hewoicaw ^-^ cudgewwing UwU that ^.^ he xDD waves in +^.^ saying nothing. +>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU 'a >_> stawks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a >w< peacock-a :33 stwide ÚwÚ and :3 a +ÚwÚ stand; ^-^ wuminyaies >_< wike OwO an ^w^ hostess UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo awithmetic uWu but xDD hew +bwain ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; down xDD hew :33 weckonying, bites his x3 wip with :3 a ^.^ powitic +>w< wegawd, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'Thewe ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wit in :3 this uWu head, OwO an +'twouwd out'; ÚwÚ and OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ^.^ it :3 wies as ;;w;; cowdwy in him as +x3 fiwe in :3 a flint, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show ^-^ without >_< knyocking. The ÚwÚ man's +undonye uWu fow ^w^ evew; uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Hectow >_< bweak ^.^ nyot his neck >w< i' th' >_< combat, +:3 he'ww :3 bweak't ^-^ himsewf in vainglory. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot >_> me. I ^w^ said 'Good +^.^ mowwow, >w< Ajax'; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 wepwies 'Thanks, xDD Agamemnyon.' What ÚwÚ think you +>_> of :3 this man UwU that ^-^ takes me uWu fow OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? >w< He's UwU gwown :3 a vewy ^.^ wand +uWu fish, wanguagewess, :3 a uWu monstew. OwO A pwague >_> of opinyion! OwO A man ^-^ may +wear ^.^ it uWu on uWu both :3 sides, >_< wike weathew jerkin. +>w< ACHIWWES. Thou >w< must >w< be my ambassador ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO Thewsites. +^-^ THEWSITES. Who, x3 I? ÚwÚ Why, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ answew >_< nyobody; ^.^ he professes ^.^ nyot +uWu answewing. >w< Speaking :3 is uWu fow >_> beggaws: ^.^ he weaws his :33 tongue :33 in's +arms. I uWu wiww >w< put uWu on his presence. >_> Wet Patroclus ^-^ make his demands +^-^ to uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see OwO the UwU pageant >_> of Ajax. +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, :3 Patwocwus. >_> Teww him I humbly desiwe OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant +>_< Ajax ^-^ to ^w^ invite OwO the UwU most valorous >_< Hectow ^-^ to come unyawm'd ^-^ to my +tent; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct uWu fow his person >_> of OwO the +^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO iwwustwious six-or-seven-times-honour'd +x3 Captain x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Grecian awmy, xDD et cetera, uWu Agamemnyon. Do +ÚwÚ this. +PATWOCWUS. OwO Juv bless gweat Ajax! +^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! +PATWOCWUS. I come ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< wowthy Achiwwes- +^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! +PATWOCWUS. OwO Who UwU most humbly desires you ^-^ to ^w^ invite >_< Hectow ^-^ to his +^.^ tent- +^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! +PATWOCWUS. And ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct ^-^ fwom uWu Agamemnyon. +^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon! +PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. +^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! +PATWOCWUS. What you uWu say to't? +^-^ THEWSITES. :3 God ^-^ buy you, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. +^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If to-morrow >w< be :3 a fair day, uWu by eleven >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ it +uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow other. Howsoever, ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow me ewe ^.^ he +>_> has >_> me. +PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. +^-^ THEWSITES. Fawe ye well, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in :3 this tunye, :3 is x3 he? +^-^ THEWSITES. No, uWu but :33 he's >_< out :3 a xDD tunye OwO thus. What music uWu wiww >w< be in him +when >_< Hectow >_> has ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his >w< bwains I xDD knyow not; ;;w;; but, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, +^.^ nyonye; unwess OwO the :3 fiddwew Apollo >_< get his sinyews ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ catwings +x3 on. +>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear :3 a letter ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. +^-^ THEWSITES. >_> Wet me carry another ^-^ to his x3 howse; uWu fow that's OwO the ^-^ mowe +capable >_> cweatuwe. +>w< ACHIWWES. UwU My :33 mind :3 is twoubwed, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain OwO stiww'd; +And I ^-^ mysewf UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD bottom >_> of it. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS +^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw :33 mind ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; cweaw uWu again, UwU that I +UwU might >w< watew OwO an ;;w;; ass at it. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ^-^ tick in :3 a ;;w;; sheep than +such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ ignyowance. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet + +OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye >w< side, AENEAS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant with :3 a torch; at another, +PARIS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ DIOMEDES OwO the Grecian, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with torches + +PARIS. ^w^ See, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is UwU that thewe? +DEIPHOBUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. +AENEAS. ^-^ Is OwO the Prince there in ÚwÚ pewson? +Had I OwO so good >w< occasion ^-^ to lie wong +UwU As you, Prince Pawis, nyothing uWu but ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ businyess +;;w;; Shouwd x3 wob my >_< bed-mate >_> of my :33 company. +uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ That's my :33 mind ^w^ too. Good ^.^ mowwow, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. +PARIS. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant Greek, ^.^ Aenyeas >_> -take his hand: +>_> Witnyess OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >_> youw speech, wherein +You told how ;;w;; Diomed, :3 a xDD whowe >_> week uWu by OwO days, +OwO Did ^.^ haunt you in OwO the fiewd. +AENEAS. OwO Heawth ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; siw, +^-^ Duwing >w< aww xDD question >_> of OwO the gentwe truce; +But when I ^.^ meet you arm'd, as bwack ;;w;; defiance +UwU As OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow :33 couwage execute. +uWu DIOMEDES. The ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >_< Diomed embwaces. +Our bloods awe :3 nyow in calm; ÚwÚ and OwO so wong health! +But when uWu contention ÚwÚ and >w< occasion :33 meet, +By :33 Juv, I'll xDD pway OwO the >_< huntew uWu fow >w< thy life +x3 With >w< aww my force, pursuit, ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. +AENEAS. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu hunt :3 a ;;w;; wion, UwU that uWu wiww UwU fwy +x3 With his ;;w;; face backwawd. UwU In humanye uWu gentwenyess, +>w< Wewcome ^-^ to x3 Twoy! nyow, uWu by :3 Anchises' xDD wife, +>w< Wewcome uWu indeed! By Venyus' hand I uWu sweaw +:3 Nyo man x3 awive can love in such :3 a sort +The xDD thing ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, ^-^ mowe excellently. +uWu DIOMEDES. We sympathise. OwO Juv let ^.^ Aenyeas live, +>w< If ^-^ to my >_< swowd his >w< fate >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gwowy, +OwO A ^w^ thousand complete courses >_> of OwO the sun! +But in >_< minye emulous uWu honyouw let him die +x3 With every >_< joint :3 a :33 wound, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; to-mowwow! +AENEAS. We xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew :33 weww. +uWu DIOMEDES.We do; ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew >w< wowse. +PARIS. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most ^.^ despitefuw'st gentwe greeting +The nyobwest ^-^ hatefuw love, UwU that e'ew I heard >_> of. +What businyess, lord, OwO so >w< eawwy? +AENEAS. I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu but >_> why, I xDD knyow not. +PARIS. His OwO puwpose xDD meets >w< you: 'twas ^-^ to bwing :3 this UwU Gweek +ÚwÚ To xDD Cawchas' OwO house, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to render ^w^ him, +>_< Fow OwO the enfreed Antenyow, OwO the fair Cwessid. +Let's ^.^ have >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you please, +xDD Haste there before ÚwÚ us. I constantwy bewieve- +Ow wathew caww my ^w^ thought :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain knyowwedge- +UwU My bwothew Troilus UwU wodges there to-nyight. +Rouse him ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him ^-^ nyote >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 appwoach, +x3 With OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; quawity ^.^ whewefowe; I ;;w;; feaw +We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_> unwewcome. +AENEAS. :33 That I assuwe >w< you: +Troilus xDD had wathew ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to Greece +>w< Than >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. +PARIS. Thewe :3 is nyo help; +The :33 bittew ^-^ disposition >_> of OwO the UwU time +uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. uWu On, ^w^ wowd; ^w^ we'ww follow you. +AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, all. Exit with ^-^ sewvant +PARIS. And tell uWu me, x3 nyobwe >_< Diomed-faith, tell me true, +>_< Even in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ good-fewwowship- +OwO Who in >_> youw >_> thoughts ^-^ desewves fair Hewen best, +Myself ^w^ ow :33 Menyewaus? +uWu DIOMEDES. Both :3 awike: +ÚwÚ He merits ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew UwU that doth >w< seek UwU hew, +:3 Nyot :33 making ^-^ any scruple >_> of xDD hew xDD soiwuwe, +x3 With such :3 a heww >_> of pain ÚwÚ and x3 wowwd >_> of x3 chawge; +And you as ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU that ^w^ defend UwU hew, +:3 Nyot uWu pawating OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, +x3 With such :3 a costly woss >_> of wealth ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. +ÚwÚ He >_< wike :3 a puling uWu cuckowd would dwink OwO up +The lees ÚwÚ and UwU dwegs >_> of :3 a fwat xDD tamed OwO piece; +:3 You, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wechew, >_< out >_> of >_> whowish ^.^ woins +uWu Awe pleas'd ^-^ to breed >_< out >_> youw inheritors. +Both merits pois'd, OwO each weighs :3 nyow less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe; +But ^.^ he as >_< he, OwO the heaview uWu fow :3 a whowe. +PARIS. You awe xDD too :33 bittew ^-^ to >_> youw countwy-woman. +uWu DIOMEDES. x3 She's :33 bittew ^-^ to xDD hew countwy. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< Pawis: +>_< Fow every false >_> dwop in xDD hew ^-^ bawdy ^.^ veins +OwO A Gwecian's life ;;w;; hath sunk; uWu fow every scruple +x3 Of xDD hew :3 contaminyated carrion OwO weight +OwO A >_> Twoyan ;;w;; hath >_< been slain; >_< since ^.^ she :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, +She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< given OwO so many good uWu wowds >_> bweath +UwU As uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ Gweeks ÚwÚ and xDD Twoyans xDD suff'wed :33 death. +PARIS. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Diomed, you ^-^ do as ^.^ chapmen uWu do, +Dispwaise OwO the xDD thing UwU that you desiwe ^-^ to OwO buy; +But ^-^ we in siwence howd :3 this :3 viwtue weww: +>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. +;;w;; Hewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw way. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +>w< Twoy. The couwt >_> of OwO PANDAWUS' house + +x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA + +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 Deaw, twoubwe ^.^ nyot yourself; OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is cold. +CRESSIDA. >_> Then, ^w^ sweet my lord, I'll caww >_< minye uncwe ;;w;; down; +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww unbolt OwO the xDD gates. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Twoubwe him not; +ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to bed! ^w^ Sweep :33 kiww x3 those pwetty >_> eyes, +And ^w^ give as ^.^ soft attachment ^-^ to >w< thy UwU senses +UwU As infants' uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >_< thought! +CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD then. +>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^-^ to bed. +CRESSIDA. uWu Awe you aweary >_> of x3 me? +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O Cressida! uWu but UwU that OwO the busy day, +;;w;; Wak'd uWu by OwO the lark, ;;w;; hath rous'd OwO the ^-^ wibawd >_< cwows, +And dweaming night uWu wiww hide ^-^ ouw >_< joys nyo longer, +I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom thee. +CRESSIDA. :3 Nyight ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too brief. +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Beshwew OwO the witch! with ^.^ venyomous ^-^ wights ^.^ she ^w^ stays +UwU As >_> tediouswy as >_< heww, uWu but flies OwO the gwasps >_> of love +x3 With x3 wings ^-^ mowe ^-^ momentawy-swift than OwO thought. +You uWu wiww catch cold, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >_> me. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Pwithee tarry. +You x3 men uWu wiww never tarry. +:3 O foowish ^w^ Cwessid! I UwU might ^.^ have still held OwO off, +And then you would ^.^ have tawwied. >_> Hawk! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 up. +^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD [Within] What's >w< aww OwO the :33 doows open hewe? +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw :3 uncwe. + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS + +CRESSIDA. OwO A pestilence uWu on :3 him! Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be mocking. +I uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 a life! +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow, how nyow! OwO How >w< go :3 maidenheads? +Here, you UwU maid! Where's my cousin >_> Cwessid? +CRESSIDA. uWu Go >_> hang OwO youwsewf, you ^-^ nyaughty >_> mocking :3 uncwe. +You bwing me ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and then you fwout me ^w^ too. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; what? >_> Wet xDD hew uWu say >_> what. +What ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to x3 do? +CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO beshwew >_> youw >_< heawt! You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be uWu good, +Nyow suffer ^.^ othews. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! :3 a UwU poow capocchia! x3 hast ^.^ nyot +>w< swept x3 to-nyight? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, :3 a ^-^ nyaughty man, let ^.^ it xDD sweep? OwO A +OwO bugbeaw UwU take :3 him! +CRESSIDA. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ knyock'd >w< i' th' head! +>w< [Onye knyocks] +>w< Who's UwU that at xDD doow? Good uncwe, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. +UwU My lord, come you UwU again OwO into my ^.^ chambew. +You >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and xDD mock uWu me, as ^-^ if I meant naughtily. +>_< TWOIWUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! +CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, you awe uWu deceiv'd, I ÚwÚ think >_> of nyo such >_> thing. +uWu [Knyock] +OwO How earnestly uWu they knock! ;;w;; Pway you come :3 in: +I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow half ^-^ Twoy ^.^ have you uWu seen here. +>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? What's OwO the matter? uWu Wiww you beat ;;w;; down OwO the +xDD doow? OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? + +x3 Entew AENEAS +AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, lord, good mowwow. +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My lord ^.^ Aenyeas? By my ^w^ twoth, +I knew you not. What UwU nyews with you OwO so >w< eawwy? +AENEAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot Prince Troilus hewe? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Here! What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? +AENEAS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot deny >_> him. +^w^ It doth :3 impowt him >w< much ^-^ to speak with >_> me. +^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, uWu say you? ÚwÚ It's ^-^ mowe than I >w< knyow, I'll >w< be +swown. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I came in late. What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? +AENEAS. Who!-nyay, xDD then. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ do him :33 wwong ewe you awe +^-^ wawe; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO so OwO twue ^-^ to him ^-^ to >w< be false ^-^ to >_> him. Do ^.^ nyot you +xDD knyow >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >w< go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; ^.^ go. + +;;w;; We-entew TROILUS + +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? +AENEAS. UwU My lord, I scarce ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to salute you, +UwU My matter :3 is OwO so :3 wash. Thewe :3 is at hand +Paris >_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and Deiphobus, +The Grecian ;;w;; Diomed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Antenor +;;w;; Dewivew'd ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu fow him forthwith, +Ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sacwifice, within :3 this xDD houw, +We >w< must ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ to ^w^ Diomedes' hand +The OwO Wady Cressida. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so :33 concwuded? +AENEAS. By Priam, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO state >_> of >w< Twoy. +^.^ They awe at hand ÚwÚ and ready ^-^ to :33 effect it. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO How my ^.^ achievements xDD mock UwU me! +I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet them; :3 and, my lord Aeneas, +We met uWu by ^w^ chance; you >_> did ^.^ nyot find me here. +AENEAS. OwO Good, uWu good, my lord, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of UwU nyeighbouw uWu Pandaw +>_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_> gift in ^.^ tacituwnyity. +>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and AENEAS +^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? :3 Nyo sooner ^w^ got uWu but lost? The ^w^ deviw UwU take +Antenor! The x3 young pwince uWu wiww >w< go ^w^ mad. OwO A pwague x3 upon Antenor! I +would uWu they xDD had broke's ÚwÚ nyeck. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA + +CRESSIDA. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? OwO Who ÚwÚ was hewe? +^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Ah, x3 ah! +CRESSIDA. UwU Why sigh you OwO so :3 pwofoundwy? Where's my UwU wowd? Gonye? >_> Teww +uWu me, ^w^ sweet uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep uWu undew OwO the :3 eawth as I x3 am abuv! +CRESSIDA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! What's OwO the matter? +^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! +I knew :3 thou wouldst >w< be his >_< death! :33 O, UwU poow gentweman! OwO A pwague +x3 upon Antenor! +CRESSIDA. Good uncwe, I uWu beseech you, uWu on my knyees I uWu beseech you, +^w^ what's OwO the matter? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou >w< must >w< be gone, wench, :3 thou >w< must >w< be gone; :3 thou art +>_< chang'd uWu fow uWu Antenyow; :3 thou >w< must ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom +Troilus. 'Twiww >w< be his ^w^ death; 'twill >w< be his bane; ^.^ he cannyot bear +it. +CRESSIDA. :3 O you immortal x3 gods! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. +^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou :3 must. +CRESSIDA. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 uncwe. I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my uWu fathew; +I xDD knyow nyo ^.^ touch >_> of >_< consanguinyity, +:3 Nyo kin, nyo love, nyo blood, nyo ^w^ souw OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw me +UwU As OwO the ^w^ sweet Troilus. :3 O you UwU gods >_> divinye, +UwU Make ÚwÚ Cwessid's name OwO the vewy :3 cwown >_> of >_< fawsehood, +>w< If >w< evew ^.^ she xDD weave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Time, force, ÚwÚ and >_< death, +Do ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ body what ;;w;; extwemes you ^-^ can, +But OwO the >w< stwong base ÚwÚ and :33 buiwding >_> of my love +^-^ Is as OwO the vewy ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, +Drawing >w< aww >w< things ^-^ to it. I'll >w< go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ weep- +^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Do, do. +CRESSIDA. >_< Teaw my UwU bwight >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and scratch my praised :33 cheeks, +^.^ Cwack my ;;w;; cweaw >w< voice with sobs ÚwÚ and >_< bweak my xDD heawt, +x3 With ;;w;; sounding ^.^ 'Twoiwus.' I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet before OwO PANDAWUS' house + +x3 Entew PARIS, TWOIWUS, AENEAS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +PARIS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat mownying; ÚwÚ and OwO the hour UwU pwefix'd +>_< Fow xDD hew uWu dewivewy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Gweek +x3 Comes fast upon. Good my bwothew ^w^ Twoiwus, +>_> Teww you OwO the wady what ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ do +And haste xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk OwO into xDD hew >_< house. +I'll bwing xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the Grecian ;;w;; pwesentwy; +And ^-^ to his hand when I x3 dewivew UwU hew, +:33 Think ^.^ it OwO an altar, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Troilus +OwO A :33 pwiest, there off'wing ^-^ to ^.^ it his >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. Exit +PARIS. I xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to love, +And ÚwÚ wouwd, as I uWu shaww pity, I :33 couwd :33 hewp! +UwU Pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my wowds. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +>w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' house + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA + +^w^ PANDAWUS. Be uWu modewate, >w< be moderate. +CRESSIDA. UwU Why tell you me >_> of moderation? +The >w< gwief :3 is fine, x3 fuww, pewfect, UwU that I taste, +And violenteth in :3 a :33 sense as >w< stwong +UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ causeth it. OwO How can I moderate it? +>w< If I :33 couwd temporize with my ÚwÚ affections +Ow brew ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and colder pawate, +The >_< wike allayment :33 couwd I ^w^ give my ^w^ gwief. +UwU My love xDD admits nyo ;;w;; quawifying dross; +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my gwief, in such :3 a pwecious loss. + +x3 Entew TROILUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here ^.^ he comes. xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet UwU ducks! +CRESSIDA. :3 O ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Twoiwus! UwU [Embwacing xDD him] +^w^ PANDAWUS. What :3 a paiw >_> of >w< spectacwes :3 is :3 hewe! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^w^ too. 'O +>_> heawt,' as OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ saying ;;w;; is, +:3 O xDD heawt, :33 heavy xDD heawt, +UwU Why sigh'st :3 thou ^-^ without >_< bweaking? +xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ answews UwU again +xDD Because :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> ease >w< thy smawt +By friendship :3 nyow uWu by :3 speaking. +Thewe ÚwÚ was never :3 a twuew ;;w;; whyme. >_> Wet OwO us UwU cast away nothing, uWu fow ^-^ we +^-^ may live ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a x3 vewse. We UwU see it, ^-^ we UwU see it. OwO How +nyow, UwU wambs! +>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Cwessid, I love ÚwÚ thee in OwO so UwU stwain'd :3 a x3 puwity +:33 That OwO the >_> bwess'd >_< gods, as :3 angwy with my >w< fancy, +Mowe UwU bwight in x3 zeaw than OwO the ;;w;; devotion ;;w;; which +Cold lips blow ^-^ to theiw OwO deities, UwU take ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >_> me. +CRESSIDA. >_< Have OwO the UwU gods envy? +^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ ay; 'tis xDD too ;;w;; pwain :3 a ^.^ case. +CRESSIDA. And :3 is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU that I >w< must >w< go ^-^ fwom Twoy? +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO A ^-^ hatefuw :33 twuth. +CRESSIDA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom Troilus too? +>_< TWOIWUS. From ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and Troilus. +CRESSIDA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +>_< TWOIWUS. And >_> suddenwy; xDD whewe uWu injuwy >_> of uWu chance +>w< Puts xDD back ^.^ weave-taking, justles roughly uWu by +^-^ Aww UwU time >_> of >_> pause, ^w^ wudewy beguiles ^-^ ouw lips +x3 Of >w< aww x3 wejoinduwe, :33 fowcibwy UwU pwevents +Our wock'd UwU embwasuwes, ;;w;; stwangwes ^-^ ouw dear >_< vows +>_< Even in OwO the biwth >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> wabouwing ^.^ bweath. +We ^-^ two, UwU that with OwO so many ^w^ thousand sighs +OwO Did ^-^ buy OwO each xDD othew, >w< must >_> poowwy ;;w;; seww uWu ouwsewves +x3 With OwO the wude >_> bwevity ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge >_> of ^w^ onye. +:33 Injuwious UwU time :3 nyow with :3 a robber's haste +>_< Cwams his rich x3 thievewy uWu up, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ how. +UwU As many farewells as >w< be x3 staws in UwU heaven, +x3 With distinct >_> bweath ÚwÚ and x3 consign'd OwO kisses ^-^ to ;;w;; them, +ÚwÚ He :3 fumbwes OwO up OwO into :3 a loose OwO adieu, +And scants OwO us with :3 a >w< singwe famish'd >w< kiss, +Distasted with OwO the salt >_> of ^w^ bwoken uWu teaws. +AENEAS. xDD [Within] UwU My lord, :3 is OwO the wady ready? +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Hawk! you awe caww'd. uWu Some uWu say OwO the Genyius OwO so +^.^ Cwies x3 'Come' ^-^ to him UwU that OwO instantwy >w< must ^-^ die. +UwU Bid them ^.^ have patience; ^.^ she uWu shaww come x3 anyon. +^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Whewe awe my ÚwÚ teaws? Wain, ^-^ to uWu way :3 this wind, ^w^ ow my OwO heawt +uWu wiww >w< be xDD bwown OwO up uWu by th' root? Exit +CRESSIDA. I >w< must then ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Gwecians? +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 Nyo wemedy. +CRESSIDA. OwO A :3 woefuw >w< Cwessid 'mongst OwO the >_> mewwy Greeks! +When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my wuv. Be :3 thou uWu but OwO twue >_> of >_> heawt- +CRESSIDA. I :3 twue! how nyow! What ;;w;; wicked ^.^ deem :3 is uWu this? +>_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; use expostuwation uWu kindwy, +>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is pawting ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. +I speak ^.^ nyot uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' as feawing ^.^ thee, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww thwow my :3 gwuv ^-^ to ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf +:33 That :33 thewe's nyo :33 macuwation in >w< thy >_> heawt; +But uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' uWu say I ^-^ to ^.^ fashion in +UwU My ^.^ sequent ÚwÚ pwotestation: >w< be :3 thou true, +And I uWu wiww UwU see thee. +CRESSIDA. :33 O, you uWu shaww >w< be :3 expos'd, my lord, ^-^ to dangews +UwU As >_< infinyite as imminyent! But I'll >w< be true. +>_< TWOIWUS. And I'll gwow fwiend with >_> dangew. OwO Weaw :3 this sleeve. +CRESSIDA. And you :3 this glove. When uWu shaww I UwU see you? +>_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww corrupt OwO the Grecian x3 sentinyews +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyightwy :33 visitation. +But ÚwÚ yet >w< be true. +CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! uWu 'Be twue' ^-^ again! +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw x3 why I speak it, wuv. +The Grecian ^w^ youths awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO quawity; +They'we woving, ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd with x3 gifts >_> of UwU nyatuwe, +And xDD fwowing o'ew with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and uWu exewcise. +OwO How nyuvwties ^-^ may UwU muv, ÚwÚ and pawts with ^.^ pewson, +^.^ Awas, :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 godwy jealousy, +^w^ Which I uWu beseech you caww :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu sin, +:3 Makes me >w< afeawd. +CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! you love me not. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Die I :3 a viwwain, OwO then! +UwU In :3 this I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww >_> youw :3 faith in xDD question +^w^ So mainly as my mewit. I cannyot sing, +Nyow >_< heew OwO the UwU high ^w^ wavowt, :3 nyow OwO sweeten talk, +Nyow xDD pway at subtle >_> games-faiw viwtues aww, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which OwO the OwO Gwecians awe UwU most :3 pwompt ÚwÚ and pregnant; +But I can tell UwU that in OwO each OwO gwace >_> of ^.^ these +Thewe >_< wuwks :3 a still ÚwÚ and dumb-discoursive ^w^ deviw +:33 That tempts UwU most OwO cunnyingwy. But >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 tempted. +CRESSIDA. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 wiww? +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Nyo. +But xDD something ^-^ may >w< be x3 donye UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww not; +And ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we awe devils ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, +When ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> tempt OwO the >_< fwaiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw powers, +;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on theiw UwU changefuw ^-^ potency. +AENEAS. xDD [Within] ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd! +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, kiss; ÚwÚ and let OwO us pawt. +PARIS. xDD [Within] ^w^ Bwothew ÚwÚ Twoiwus! +>_< TWOIWUS. Good :33 bwothew, come you uWu hithew; +And bwing ^.^ Aenyeas ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian with you. +CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you >w< be :3 twue? +>_< TWOIWUS. Who, x3 I? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; vice, my x3 fauwt! +ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews >_< fish with >w< cwaft uWu fow gweat ^-^ opinyion, +I with gweat >w< twuth catch mere simplicity; +>w< Whiwst >w< some with ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ giwd theiw copper cwowns, +x3 With >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess I ^-^ do wear >_< minye uWu bawe. + +x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my twuth: OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of my ÚwÚ wit +^-^ Is ^-^ 'pwain ÚwÚ and twue'; :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the weach >_> of it. +Wewcome, Sir Diomed! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wady +^w^ Which uWu fow Antenor ^-^ we x3 dewivew OwO you; +^.^ At OwO the port, lord, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, +And uWu by OwO the uWu way ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee what ^.^ she is. +>_< Entweat xDD hew ^-^ faiw; :3 and, uWu by my >_> souw, fair Greek, +>w< If e'ew :3 thou ^.^ stand at UwU mewcy >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, +>w< Nyame ^-^ Cwessid, ÚwÚ and >w< thy life uWu shaww >w< be as xDD safe +UwU As Priam :3 is in :33 Iwion. +uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ Faiw OwO Wady ^-^ Cwessid, +^w^ So >w< pwease you, :33 save OwO the ^w^ thanks :3 this pwince OwO expects. +The >w< wustwe in >_> youw eye, >w< heaven in >_> youw cheek, +UwU Pweads >_> youw fair OwO usage; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< Diomed +You uWu shaww >w< be mistress, ÚwÚ and xDD command him wholly. +>_< TWOIWUS. Grecian, :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me courteously +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of my >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the +UwU In praising :3 hew. I tell ^.^ thee, lord >_> of Greece, +She :3 is as :3 faw :33 high-soawing o'ew >w< thy ^.^ pwaises +UwU As :3 thou unworthy ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD hew sewvant. +I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; use xDD hew well, x3 even uWu fow my x3 chawge; +>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the dreadful OwO Pwuto, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; nyot, +^-^ Though OwO the gweat ÚwÚ buwk >_> Achiwwes >w< be >w< thy ^-^ guawd, +I'll ÚwÚ cut >w< thy >_< thwoat. +uWu DIOMEDES. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot mov'd, Prince Troilus. +>_> Wet me >w< be privileg'd uWu by my place ÚwÚ and xDD message +ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a speakew free: when I x3 am x3 hence +I'll ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my uWu wust. And xDD knyow you, lord, +I'll nyothing ^-^ do uWu on charge: ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own wowth +She uWu shaww >w< be pwiz'd. But UwU that you uWu say ^.^ 'Be't OwO so,' +I speak ^.^ it in my spirit ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 'Nyo.' +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the powt. I'll tell ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Diomed, +:3 This bwave uWu shaww ^w^ oft ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hide >w< thy head. +Lady, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; :3 and, as ^-^ we ^-^ wawk, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own sewves ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ tawk. +>_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, >_< CWESSIDA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES +>_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] +PARIS. >_> Hawk! Hector's OwO twumpet. +AENEAS. OwO How ^.^ have ^-^ we spent :3 this :33 mownying! +The Prince >w< must ÚwÚ think me tawdy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wemiss, +:33 That :33 swowe ^-^ to ride before him ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. +PARIS. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus' fault. ^w^ Come, come ^-^ to field with >_> him. +DEIPHOBUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make ready ÚwÚ stwaight. +AENEAS. xDD Yea, with :3 a bridegroom's ^.^ fwesh alacrity +>_> Wet OwO us OwO addwess ^-^ to tend uWu on Hector's heels. +The >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy doth :3 this :3 day lie +uWu On his fair wowth ÚwÚ and >w< singwe chivalry. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 5. +The Grecian x3 camp. Lists xDD set >_< out + +x3 Entew uWu AJAX, awmed; x3 AGAMEMNyON, ACHILLES, >w< PATWOCWUS, MENELAUS, UWYSSES, +>_> NyESTOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe art :3 thou in ;;w;; appointment ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, +:3 Anticipating UwU time with >_> stawting ^.^ couwage. +>w< Give with >w< thy twumpet :3 a loud ^-^ nyote ^-^ to Twoy, +Thou dreadful ^w^ Ajax, UwU that OwO the appawwed ÚwÚ aiw +May >w< piewce OwO the head >_> of OwO the gweat ÚwÚ combatant, +And hale him hithew. +uWu AJAX. uWu Thou, ^.^ twumpet, :33 thewe's my puwse. +Nyow >_< cwack >w< thy >_< wungs ÚwÚ and split >w< thy brazen pipe; +>_> Bwow, viwwain, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ÚwÚ sphewed ^w^ bias ^-^ cheek +>_> Out-sweww OwO the colic >_> of puff uWu Aquiwon'd. +^w^ Come, ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy ^w^ chest, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy eyes >_> spout bwood: +Thou ÚwÚ bwowest uWu fow Hector. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyo twumpet ^w^ answews. +>w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >_< eawwy ^.^ days. + +x3 Entew DIOMEDES, with xDD CWESSIDA + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot yond ;;w;; Diomed, with xDD Cawchas' ^.^ daughtew? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, I ken OwO the manner >_> of his >_< gait: +ÚwÚ He >w< wises uWu on OwO the ;;w;; toe. :33 That spirit >_> of his +UwU In aspiration ÚwÚ wifts him ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the wady >_> Cwessid? +uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Even she. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Most dearly ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the Gweeks, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. +NyESTOW. Our ^w^ genyewaw doth salute you with :3 a ;;w;; kiss. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Yet :3 is OwO the >_> kindnyess uWu but :33 pawticuwaw; +'Twewe better ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe kiss'd in ^.^ genyewaw. +NyESTOW. And vewy >_> couwtwy >_> counsew: I'll begin. +^w^ So >w< much uWu fow xDD Nyestow. +>w< ACHIWWES. I'll UwU take UwU that winter ^-^ fwom >_> youw wips, fair >_< wady. +>_> Achiwwes >_< bids you welcome. +MENELAUS. I xDD had good awgument uWu fow kissing ^-^ once. +PATWOCWUS. But that's nyo awgument uWu fow kissing UwU nyow; +>_< Fow ;;w;; thus UwU popp'd Paris in his ^w^ hawdiment, +And x3 pawted ;;w;; thus you ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO awgument. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O >_> deadwy :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and >_> theme >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw :3 scowns! +>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd his howns. +PATWOCWUS. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was Menyewaus' kiss; this, >_> minye- +OwO [Kisses xDD hew again] +Patroclus OwO kisses you. +MENELAUS. :33 O, :3 this :3 is twim! +PATWOCWUS. Paris ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ kiss xDD evewmowe uWu fow >_> him. +MENELAUS. I'll ^.^ have my >w< kiss, sir. Lady, uWu by >_> youw weave. +CRESSIDA. UwU In xDD kissing, ^-^ do you render ^w^ ow receive? +PATWOCWUS. Both UwU take ÚwÚ and >w< give. +CRESSIDA. I'll ^-^ make my ^-^ match ^-^ to live, +The ÚwÚ kiss you UwU take :3 is better than you :3 give; +OwO Thewefowe nyo ;;w;; kiss. +MENELAUS. I'll ^w^ give you x3 boot; I'll ^w^ give you three uWu fow ^w^ onye. +CRESSIDA. You awe OwO an uWu odd >w< man; ^w^ give x3 even ^w^ ow ^w^ give none. +MENELAUS. An uWu odd man, >w< wady? uWu Evewy man :3 is odd. +CRESSIDA. No, Paris :3 is not; uWu fow you xDD knyow 'tis OwO twue +:33 That you awe odd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is x3 even with you. +MENELAUS. You ^.^ fiwwip me o' th' head. +CRESSIDA. No, I'll >w< be swown. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo UwU match, >_> youw nail x3 against his xDD hown. +May OwO I, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU beg :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you? +CRESSIDA. You OwO may. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do desiwe it. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU beg xDD then. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why then, uWu fow Venyus' :33 sake ^w^ give me :3 a ÚwÚ kiss +When Hewen :3 is :3 a maid uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. +CRESSIDA. I x3 am >_> youw debtor; OwO cwaim ^.^ it when 'tis due. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Never's my day, ÚwÚ and then :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you. +uWu DIOMEDES. Lady, :3 a :33 wowd. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw father. +Exit with xDD CWESSIDA +NyESTOW. OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of uWu quick :33 sense. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon her! +There's language in xDD hew eye, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew lip, +;;w;; Nyay, xDD hew foot ^w^ speaks; xDD hew >_< wanton uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wook >_< out +^.^ At every >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu motive >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body. +:3 O ^.^ these encountews OwO so :33 gwib >_> of :33 tongue +:33 That ^w^ give :3 a UwU coasting ^-^ wewcome ewe ^.^ it uWu comes, +And ^-^ wide :33 uncwasp OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of theiw >_> thoughts +ÚwÚ To every ticklish ^.^ weadew! ÚwÚ Set them ;;w;; down +>_< Fow ÚwÚ swuttish spoils >_> of opportunity, +And daughters >_> of OwO the game. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ within] +ALL. The Troyans' OwO twumpet. + +x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, awmed; AENEAS, TWOIWUS, PARIS, xDD HEWENyUS, +ÚwÚ and uWu othew Trojans, with attendants + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. Yondew comes OwO the troop. +AENEAS. Hail, >w< aww OwO the OwO state >_> of Gweece! What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye +ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO victowy >w< commands? Ow ^-^ do you OwO puwpose +OwO A UwU victow uWu shaww >w< be known? uWu Wiww you OwO the knyights +:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >w< aww >_> extwemity +UwU Puwsue OwO each xDD othew, ^w^ ow uWu shaww uWu they >w< be ;;w;; divided +By ^-^ any >w< voice ^w^ ow owdew >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? +>_< Hectow bade ask. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Which uWu way would >_< Hectow ^.^ have it? +AENEAS. ÚwÚ He >_> cawes not; :3 he'ww ^-^ obey ÚwÚ conditions. +>w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye >_< wike :3 Hectow; uWu but OwO secuwewy >_< donye, +OwO A wittwe >_< pwoudwy, ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ deaw misprizing +The x3 knyight oppos'd. +AENEAS. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, ;;w;; siw, +What :3 is >_> youw name? +>w< ACHIWWES. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, nothing. +AENEAS. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ Achiwwes. But whate'ew, xDD knyow :33 this: +UwU In OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe +:3 Vawouw ÚwÚ and uWu pwide OwO excew themsewves in :3 Hectow; +The ^-^ onye ^w^ awmost as >_< infinyite as aww, +The uWu othew UwU bwank as nothing. Weigh him well, +And UwU that ;;w;; which looks >_< wike uWu pwide :3 is courtesy. +:3 This >_< Ajax :3 is half :3 made >_> of Hector's bwood; +UwU In love ^w^ wheweof half >_< Hectow ^w^ stays at >_< home; +Hawf xDD heawt, half ;;w;; hand, half >_< Hectow comes ^-^ to >w< seek +:3 This >_< bwended :3 knyight, half >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and half >_> Gweek. +>w< ACHIWWES. OwO A OwO maiden ^-^ battwe ^.^ then? :33 O, I pewceive xDD you! + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir OwO Diomed. Go, gentwe :3 knyight, +Stand uWu by ^-^ ouw Ajax. UwU As you ÚwÚ and Wowd ]Enyeas +uWu Consent x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of theiw fight, +^w^ So >w< be xDD it; ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, +Ow ewse :3 a ^.^ bweath. The xDD combatants being uWu kin +Hawf OwO stints theiw stwife before theiw UwU stwokes begin. +>w< [AJAX ÚwÚ and HECTOR ÚwÚ entew OwO the lists] +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; oppos'd awweady. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. What >_> Twoyan :3 is UwU that >_> same UwU that looks OwO so ^w^ heavy? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Priam, :3 a OwO twue OwO knyight; +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< matuwe, ÚwÚ yet matchwess; ^w^ fiwm >_> of ^w^ wowd; +>w< Speaking in deeds ÚwÚ and deedwess in his UwU tongue; +:3 Nyot >_> soon provok'd, :3 nyow being provok'd >_> soon calm'd; +His OwO heawt ÚwÚ and hand uWu both open ÚwÚ and uWu both free; +>_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ he gives, what OwO thinks ^.^ he shows, +>_> Yet gives ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ guide his x3 bounty, +Nyow uWu dignyifies OwO an ;;w;; impaiw ^w^ thought with >w< bweath; +OwO Manwy as xDD Hectow, uWu but ^-^ mowe dangerous; +>_< Fow >_< Hectow in his ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^w^ wwath ^.^ subscwibes +ÚwÚ To >w< tendew objects, uWu but ^.^ he in heat >_> of >w< action +^-^ Is ^-^ mowe >w< vindicative than x3 jeawous wuv. +^.^ They caww him ^w^ Twoiwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on him ewect +OwO A uWu second >w< hope as ^w^ faiwwy built as Hector. +ÚwÚ Thus :33 says Aeneas, ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the xDD youth +>_< Even ^-^ to his inches, :3 and, with pwivate >_> souw, +OwO Did in gweat >_< Iwion ;;w;; thus :3 twanswate him ^-^ to >_> me. +uWu [Awawum. HECTOR ÚwÚ and ^.^ AJAX UwU fight] +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ They awe in ^w^ action. +NyESTOW. Nyow, ^w^ Ajax, howd UwU thinye own! +>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, :3 thou sweep'st; +:33 Awake thee. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. His uWu bwows awe ;;w;; weww :3 dispos'd. Thewe, Ajax! +UwU [Twumpets :3 cease] +uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must nyo more. +AENEAS. OwO Pwinces, enyough, OwO so >w< pwease you. +uWu AJAX. I x3 am ^.^ nyot warm yet; let OwO us fight again. +uWu DIOMEDES. UwU As >_< Hectow UwU pweases. +OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I nyo more. +Thou :3 awt, gweat lord, my >_< fathew's ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, +OwO A cousin-gewman ^-^ to gweat ^w^ Pwiam's seed; +The obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood ^-^ fowbids +OwO A ^.^ gowy x3 emuwation :33 'twixt OwO us uWu twain: +Were >w< thy ^.^ commixtion UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO so +:33 That :3 thou could'st uWu say >_< 'This hand :3 is Grecian aww, +And :3 this :3 is >_< Twoyan; OwO the sinyews >_> of :3 this ^w^ weg +^-^ Aww Greek, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< aww OwO Twoy; my >_> mothew's UwU bwood +Wuns uWu on OwO the >_< dextew cheek, ÚwÚ and :3 this sinister +>w< Bounds in my ^w^ fathew's'; uWu by OwO Juv multipotent, +Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot bear ^-^ fwom me :3 a ;;w;; Gweekish membew +OwO Whewein my >_< swowd xDD had ^.^ nyot impwessuwe :3 made +x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 wank OwO feud; uWu but OwO the ^.^ just UwU gods x3 gainsay +:33 That ^-^ any >_> dwop :3 thou ^.^ bowwow'dst ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, +UwU My xDD sacwed aunt, shouwd uWu by my x3 mowtaw >_< swowd +Be :33 dwainyed! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, Ajax. +By him UwU that :33 thundews, :3 thou x3 hast >w< wusty arms; +>_< Hectow would ^.^ have them ^-^ faww x3 upon him OwO thus. +uWu Cousin, >w< aww uWu honyouw ^-^ to thee! +uWu AJAX. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Hector. +Thou art xDD too gentwe ÚwÚ and xDD too free :3 a xDD man. +I came ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bear x3 hence +OwO A gweat >w< addition >_> eawnyed in >w< thy :33 death. +OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyot ^w^ Nyeoptowemus OwO so miwabwe, +uWu On uWu whose UwU bwight :3 cwest :33 Fame with xDD hew :3 woud'st ^-^ Oyes +^.^ Cwies >_< 'This :3 is he' :33 couwd pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf +OwO A ^w^ thought >_> of ÚwÚ added uWu honyouw ^-^ town ^-^ fwom Hector. +AENEAS. Thewe :3 is expectance here ^-^ fwom uWu both OwO the ^-^ sides +What further you uWu wiww do. +OwO HECTOW. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ answew OwO it: +The xDD issue :3 is embwacement. ^w^ Ajax, faweweww. +uWu AJAX. >w< If I UwU might in :33 entweaties find >w< success, +UwU As x3 sewd I ^.^ have OwO the uWu chance, I would desiwe +UwU My :3 famous cousin ^-^ to ^-^ ouw Grecian tents. +uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 wish; ÚwÚ and gweat >_> Achiwwes +^-^ Doth wong ^-^ to UwU see unyawm'd OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Hector. +OwO HECTOW. Aeneas, caww my bwothew Troilus ^-^ to uWu me, +And signify :3 this :33 woving interview +ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD expectews >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> Twoyan part; +:3 Desiwe them UwU home. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, my UwU cousin; +I uWu wiww >w< go xDD eat with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> youw uWu knyights. + +^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks come :3 fowwawd + +uWu AJAX. Great Agamemnyon comes ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO us here. +OwO HECTOW. The wowthiest >_> of them tell me name uWu by ;;w;; nyame; +But uWu fow Achilles, my >_> own searching eyes +:33 Shaww find him uWu by his uWu wawge ÚwÚ and powtwy :3 size. +AGAMEMNON.Worthy >w< aww awms! as ^-^ wewcome as ^-^ to ^-^ onye +:33 That would >w< be x3 wid >_> of such OwO an enyemy. +But that's nyo welcome. Understand ^-^ mowe clear, +What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with xDD husks +And fowmwess ruin >_> of oblivion; +But in :3 this UwU extant :3 moment, :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoth, +^w^ Stwain'd :3 puwewy ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< howwow :3 bias-dwawing, +Bids ÚwÚ thee with UwU most >_< divinye integrity, +From OwO heawt >_> of vewy xDD heawt, gweat xDD Hectow, welcome. +OwO HECTOW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, UwU most imperious uWu Agamemnyon. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu [To Troilus] UwU My well-fam'd lord >_> of Twoy, nyo less ^-^ to you. +MENELAUS. >_> Wet me ;;w;; confiwm my >_< pwincewy >_< bwothew's xDD gweeting. +You >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ wawwike bwothews, ^-^ wewcome hithew. +OwO HECTOW. OwO Who >w< must ^-^ we OwO answew? +AENEAS. The x3 nyobwe Menyewaus. +OwO HECTOW. :3 O you, my UwU wowd? By >w< Maws his gauntlet, UwU thanks! +xDD Mock ^.^ nyot UwU that I :3 affect OwO the untraded >_> oath; +Your :3 quondam UwU wife >_< sweaws still uWu by Venyus' glove. +x3 She's well, uWu but bade me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend xDD hew ^-^ to you. +MENELAUS. >w< Nyame xDD hew ^.^ nyot nyow, siw; she's :3 a >_> deadwy UwU theme. +OwO HECTOW. :33 O, pawdon; I ^.^ offend. +NyESTOW. I x3 have, :3 thou x3 gawwant OwO Twoyan, uWu seen ÚwÚ thee oft, +uWu Wabouwing uWu fow destiny, ^-^ make x3 cwuew uWu way +^.^ Thwough ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish youth; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ thee, +UwU As ^.^ hot as ÚwÚ Pewseus, xDD spuw >w< thy >w< Phwygian ^-^ steed, +:33 Despising many ^w^ fowfeits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ subduements, +When :3 thou x3 hast :3 hung >w< thy OwO advanced >_< swowd >w< i' th' :3 aiw, +:3 Nyot >_> wetting ^.^ it decline uWu on OwO the decwinyed; +:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< some my standews-by +^-^ 'Wo, Jupiter :3 is UwU yondew, deawing :3 wife!' +And I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee :3 pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy breath, +When UwU that :3 a ring >_> of ÚwÚ Gweeks ^.^ have hemm'd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ in, +;;w;; Wike OwO an x3 Owympian wrestling. :3 This ^.^ have I :3 seen; +But :3 this >w< thy countenyance, still wock'd in steel, +I never ^-^ saw ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. I knew >w< thy grandsire, +And UwU once xDD fought with >_> him. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a sowdiew uWu good, +But, uWu by gweat xDD Maws, OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us aww, +uWu Nyevew >_< wike thee. :33 O, let OwO an ^.^ owd man ^w^ embwace thee; +And, >w< wowthy warrior, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents. +AENEAS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Nyestow. +OwO HECTOW. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, good ^.^ owd ^w^ chwonyicwe, +:33 That x3 hast OwO so wong uWu wawk'd hand in hand with xDD time. +uWu Most OwO wevewend ;;w;; Nyestow, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to cwasp thee. +NyESTOW. I would my ÚwÚ awms :33 couwd ^-^ match ÚwÚ thee in uWu contention +UwU As uWu they >w< contend with ÚwÚ thee in courtesy. +OwO HECTOW. I would uWu they uWu couwd. +NyESTOW. Ha! +By :3 this >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 I'd fight with ÚwÚ thee >w< to-mowwow. +Weww, welcome, welcome! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the xDD time. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I wonder :3 nyow how :33 yondew :33 city :3 stands, +When ^-^ we ^.^ have here xDD hew base ÚwÚ and ^-^ piwwaw uWu by ÚwÚ us. +OwO HECTOW. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< favouw, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, :33 weww. +xDD Ah, ;;w;; siw, :33 thewe's many :3 a UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO dead, +x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw yourself ÚwÚ and >_< Diomed +UwU In >_< Iwion uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; Gweekish embassy. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Siw, I foretold you then what would uWu ensue. +UwU My prophecy :3 is uWu but half his journey yet; +>_< Fow :33 yondew wawws, UwU that pewtwy xDD fwont >_> youw ;;w;; town, +:33 Yond >_> towews, uWu whose >_< wanton :3 tops ^-^ do UwU buss OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, +Must ÚwÚ kiss theiw >_> own ;;w;; feet. +OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot believe you. +Thewe uWu they ^.^ stand yet; ÚwÚ and modestwy I ÚwÚ think +The ^-^ faww >_> of every >w< Phwygian stonye uWu wiww uWu cost +OwO A >_> dwop >_> of Grecian bwood. The ^-^ end >w< cwowns uWu aww; +And UwU that ^.^ owd ^w^ common uWu awbitwatow, Time, +uWu Wiww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ end it. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ So ^-^ to him ^-^ we xDD weave it. +uWu Most gentwe ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant xDD Hectow, welcome. +:33 Aftew OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, I uWu beseech you next +ÚwÚ To feast with me ÚwÚ and UwU see me at my >w< tent. +>w< ACHIWWES. I uWu shaww fowestaww ^.^ thee, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, thou! +Nyow, xDD Hectow, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed >_< minye eyes uWu on thee; +I ^.^ have with ^w^ exact view pewus'd ^.^ thee, xDD Hectow, +And ;;w;; quoted >_< joint uWu by :3 joint. +OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Is :3 this :33 Achiwwes? +>w< ACHIWWES. I x3 am ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +OwO HECTOW. Stand :33 faiw, I pray thee; let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. +>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< thy fiww. +OwO HECTOW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. +>w< ACHIWWES. Thou art xDD too brief. I uWu wiww OwO the uWu second UwU time, +UwU As I would ^-^ buy ^.^ thee, view ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wimb uWu by >w< wimb. +OwO HECTOW. :33 O, >_< wike :3 a book >_> of uWu spowt x3 thou'wt ;;w;; wead me o'er; +But :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in me than :3 thou :3 undewstand'st. +UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO so oppress me with UwU thinye x3 eye? +>w< ACHIWWES. >_> Teww uWu me, you uWu heavens, in ;;w;; which part >_> of his ÚwÚ body +:33 Shaww I >_< destwoy OwO him? :3 Whethew there, ^w^ ow there, ^w^ ow thewe? +:33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO the UwU wocaw x3 wound :3 a uWu nyame, +And ^-^ make distinct OwO the vewy :33 bweach whereout +Hector's gweat spirit flew. Answer uWu me, x3 heavens. +OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It would >w< discwedit OwO the bwest >_< gods, >_> pwoud man, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew such :3 a :33 question. Stand again. +uWu Think'st :3 thou ^-^ to catch my life OwO so uWu pweasantwy +UwU As ^-^ to prenominate in nice >_< conjectuwe +:3 Whewe :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 hit me ;;w;; dead? +>w< ACHIWWES. I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> yea. +OwO HECTOW. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO an >w< owacwe ^-^ to tell me so, +:3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe thee. :33 Hencefowth guawd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +>_< Fow I'll ^.^ nyot :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee there, :3 nyow there, :3 nyow :3 thewe; +But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; fowge UwU that uWu stithied >w< Maws his hewm, +I'll :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee everywhere, ^-^ yea, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'er. +You >_< wisest x3 Gwecians, pawdon me :3 this ÚwÚ bwag. +His insowence dwaws ^.^ fowwy ^-^ fwom my lips; +But I'll ^.^ endeavouw deeds ^-^ to ^-^ match ^.^ these x3 wowds, +Ow ^-^ may I nyevew- +uWu AJAX. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chafe ^.^ thee, UwU cousin; +And you, Achilles, let ^.^ these ^.^ thweats :3 awonye +;;w;; Tiww accident ^w^ ow OwO puwpose bwing you to't. +You ^-^ may ^.^ have every :3 day enough >_> of xDD Hectow, +>w< If you ^.^ have :3 stomach. The ^w^ genyewaw state, I feaw, +^w^ Can scarce entweat you ^-^ to >w< be uWu odd with >_> him. +OwO HECTOW. I pray you let OwO us UwU see you in OwO the OwO fiewd; +We ^.^ have xDD had xDD pewting wars >_< since you wefus'd +The >_< Gwecians' ^.^ cause. +>w< ACHIWWES. Dost :3 thou entweat uWu me, Hector? +>w< To-mowwow ^-^ do I ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, feww as ^w^ death; +To-nyight >w< aww >_< fwiends. +OwO HECTOW. x3 Thy hand x3 upon UwU that ^w^ match. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. First, >w< aww you x3 peews >_> of Greece, >w< go ^-^ to my tent; +Thewe in OwO the :33 fuww ;;w;; convive ÚwÚ we; afterwards, +UwU As Hector's :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw bounties uWu shaww +uWu Concuw togethew, :3 sevewawwy entweat >_> him. +^.^ Beat loud OwO the tambouwinyes, let OwO the OwO twumpets bwow, +:33 That :3 this gweat sowdiew ^-^ may his ^-^ wewcome know. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TROILUS ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES +>_< TWOIWUS. UwU My Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, tell uWu me, I uWu beseech you, +UwU In what place >_> of OwO the field doth Calchas >w< keep? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ At Menyewaus' >_> tent, UwU most >_< pwincewy Troilus. +Thewe >_< Diomed doth feast with him to-night, +OwO Who neither looks x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, +But gives >w< aww xDD gaze ÚwÚ and bent >_> of amorous view +uWu On OwO the fair Cwessid. +>_< TWOIWUS. :33 Shaww OwO I, ^w^ sweet lord, >w< be bound ^-^ to you OwO so xDD much, +:33 Aftew ^-^ we part ^-^ fwom ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, +ÚwÚ To bwing me ^w^ thithew? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You uWu shaww xDD command uWu me, sir. +UwU As gentwe tell me >_> of what uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was +:3 This :33 Cwessida in Twoy? Had ^.^ she nyo >_> wuvw there +:33 That >_> waiws xDD hew absence? +>_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to such as ^-^ boasting show theiw ;;w;; scaws +OwO A xDD mock :3 is due. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk OwO on, my UwU wowd? +She ÚwÚ was >_< bewov'd, ^.^ she lov'd; ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> doth; +But still ^w^ sweet love :3 is >_< food uWu fow >_< fowtunye's UwU tooth. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS + +>w< ACHIWWES. I'll heat his UwU bwood with ;;w;; Gweekish xDD winye to-night, +^w^ Which with my >w< scimitaw I'll cool >w< to-mowwow. +Patroclus, let OwO us feast him ^-^ to OwO the xDD height. +PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO Thewsites. + +x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES + +>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How nyow, :3 thou cowe >_> of OwO envy! +Thou uWu cwusty ÚwÚ batch >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU pictuwe >_> of what :3 thou seemest, ÚwÚ and >w< idow >_> of +ÚwÚ idiot wowshippews, >w< hewe's :3 a letter uWu fow thee. +>w< ACHIWWES. From whence, fwagment? +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 fuww dish >_> of fool, ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. +PATWOCWUS. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the tent ^w^ nyow? +^-^ THEWSITES. The ÚwÚ suwgeon's ;;w;; box ^w^ ow OwO the x3 patient's wound. +PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Weww said, >w< Advewsity! ÚwÚ and what ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these >_< twicks? +^-^ THEWSITES. Prithee, >w< be silent, >w< boy; I >w< pwofit ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy x3 tawk; :3 thou +art ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be Achiwwes' mawe ^w^ vawwet. +PATWOCWUS. uWu Mawe ÚwÚ vawwet, you wogue! What's ÚwÚ that? +^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, his ÚwÚ mascuwinye whowe. Nyow, OwO the rotten ÚwÚ diseases >_> of +OwO the uWu south, OwO the ^-^ guts-gwiping >_> wuptuwes, catarrhs, :3 woads o' uWu gwavew +in OwO the ^w^ back, lethargies, x3 cowd pawsies, OwO waw >_> eyes, OwO diwt-wotten +>_> wivews, xDD wheezing lungs, bladders :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ imposthume, ÚwÚ sciaticas, +limekilns >w< i' th' x3 pawm, :3 incuwabwe bone-ache, ÚwÚ and OwO the rivelled x3 fee- +ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of OwO the uWu tettew, UwU take ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU again such x3 pwepostewous +^w^ discuvwies! +PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ;;w;; box >_> of envy, thou, what UwU meanyest :3 thou +^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ^.^ thus? +^-^ THEWSITES. Do I ^w^ cuwse OwO thee? +PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, no, you ÚwÚ wuinyous butt; you whoreson +;;w;; indistinguishabwe cur, nyo. +^-^ THEWSITES. Nyo! UwU Why art thou, then, exasperate, :3 thou :33 idwe immatewiaw +;;w;; skein >_> of sweid silk, :3 thou green OwO sawcenyet flap uWu fow :3 a >_> sowe eye, +:3 thou uWu tassew >_> of :3 a prodigal's ^-^ puwse, thou? xDD Ah, how OwO the UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is +pest'wed with such >w< watew-fwies-diminyutives >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! +PATWOCWUS. :33 Out, gaww! +^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Finch ÚwÚ egg! +>w< ACHIWWES. UwU My ^w^ sweet Patroclus, I x3 am thwarted ^-^ quite +From my gweat OwO puwpose in uWu to-mowwow's x3 battwe. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom Queen :3 Hecuba, +OwO A token ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> daughtew, my fair love, +Both UwU taxing me ÚwÚ and ^w^ gaging me ^-^ to ^-^ keep +An OwO oath UwU that I ^.^ have swown. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak it. +UwU Faww >_< Gweeks; x3 faiw x3 fame; uWu honyouw ^w^ ow >w< go ^w^ ow stay; +UwU My OwO majow x3 vow :3 wies ;;w;; hewe, :3 this I'll ;;w;; obey. +^w^ Come, xDD come, Thersites, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD twim my tent; +:3 This night in ;;w;; banqueting >w< must >w< aww >w< be >w< spent. +Away, ÚwÚ Patwocwus! Exit with ;;w;; PATWOCWUS +^-^ THEWSITES. x3 With xDD too >w< much UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe bwain ^.^ these two ^-^ may +run mad; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if with xDD too >w< much bwain ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wittwe UwU bwood uWu they uWu do, +I'll >w< be :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of >w< madmen. Here's ^-^ Agamemnyon, OwO an >w< honyest :3 fewwow +enyough, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves quaiws, uWu but ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much bwain +as ^-^ eaw-wax; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ twansfowmation >_> of Jupiter there, his +:33 bwothew, OwO the bull, OwO the ^.^ pwimitive >_> statue ÚwÚ and :33 obwique ÚwÚ memowiaw >_> of +cuckolds, :3 a thwifty shoeing-hown in :3 a :33 chain, :33 hanging at his +>_< bwothew's leg-to what fowm uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, shouwd ÚwÚ wit larded with +malice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice fowced with wit, xDD tuwn him UwU to? ÚwÚ To OwO an ass, ;;w;; wewe +nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ox. ÚwÚ To OwO an ox, ;;w;; wewe nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both +>_> ox ÚwÚ and ass. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a dog, :3 a OwO muwe, :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 a ^.^ fitchew, :3 a x3 toad, :3 a +^.^ wizawd, OwO an ÚwÚ oww, :3 a put-tock, ^w^ ow :3 a >_> hewwing ^-^ without :3 a roe, I would +^.^ nyot care; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be Menelaus, I would :33 conspiwe x3 against destiny. +^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I would ^.^ be, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 Thewsites; uWu fow I cawe +^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ;;w;; wouse >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wazaw, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Menyewaus. >_> Hey-day! +sprites ÚwÚ and fires! + +x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, uWu AJAX, x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, +>_> NyESTOW, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and DIOMEDES, with lights + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. We >w< go ^.^ wwong, ^-^ we >w< go ^.^ wwong. +uWu AJAX. No, :33 yondew 'tis; +Thewe, xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see OwO the wights. +OwO HECTOW. I twoubwe you. +uWu AJAX. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ guide you. +>w< ACHIWWES. Wewcome, bwave :3 Hectow; welcome, ;;w;; Pwinces all. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ So nyow, fair Prince >_> of Twoy, I ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; +>_< Ajax ÚwÚ commands OwO the guawd ^-^ to tend uWu on you. +OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ and good night ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks' ^.^ genyewaw. +MENELAUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. +OwO HECTOW. Good night, ^w^ sweet Wowd Menyewaus. +^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Sweet dwaught! >_> 'Sweet' OwO quoth 'a? +^.^ Sweet ^w^ sink, ^w^ sweet ^w^ sewew! +>w< ACHIWWES. Good night ÚwÚ and welcome, uWu both at once, ^-^ to x3 those +:33 That >w< go ^w^ ow tarry. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. Good ^-^ nyight. +>_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS +>w< ACHIWWES. Old Nestor tawwies; ÚwÚ and you UwU too, ;;w;; Diomed, +Keep >_< Hectow >_> company OwO an hour ^w^ ow ^-^ two. +uWu DIOMEDES. I :33 cannyot, ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ impowtant businyess, +The >_< tide ^w^ wheweof :3 is OwO nyow. Good night, gweat Hector. +OwO HECTOW. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^w^ TWOIWUS] Follow his torch; ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to +xDD Cawchas' tent; I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, you uWu honyouw >_> me. +OwO HECTOW. And so, good ^-^ nyight. +Exit OwO DIOMEDES; >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and TROILUS following +>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ entew my >w< tent. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> THEWSITES +^-^ THEWSITES. :33 That >_> same OwO Diomed's :3 a false-hearted wogue, :3 a UwU most ^.^ unjust +knave; I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ weews than I uWu wiww :3 a +sewpent when ^.^ he hisses. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww uWu spend his OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwomise, >_< wike +:3 Bwabbwew OwO the hound; uWu but when ^.^ he >_> pewfowms, ^w^ astwonyomews foweteww +OwO it: ^.^ it :3 is OwO pwodigious, there uWu wiww come >w< some ÚwÚ change; OwO the >_< sun +borrows >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon when >_< Diomed >_< keeps his :33 wowd. I uWu wiww wathew +xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_< Hectow than ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ dog >_> him. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps :3 a +>_> Twoyan ^w^ dwab, ÚwÚ and :3 uses OwO the >_> twaitow xDD Cawchas' >w< tent. I'll >w< aftew. +Nyothing uWu but ^.^ wechewy! ^-^ Aww incontinyent >_< vawwets! Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. +The Grecian x3 camp. Before :33 CAWCHAS' tent + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, awe you OwO up ;;w;; hewe, ho? ;;w;; Speak. +xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls? +uWu DIOMEDES. OwO Diomed. ;;w;; Cawchas, I uWu think. Where's >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? +xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] She comes ^-^ to you. + +x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and UWYSSES, at :3 a >w< distance; aftew them +>_> THEWSITES + +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Stand xDD whewe OwO the towch ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw ÚwÚ us. + +x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA + +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Cwessid comes :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> him. +uWu DIOMEDES. OwO How nyow, my :3 chawge! +CRESSIDA. Nyow, my ^w^ sweet guardian! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. +[Whispers] +>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Yea, OwO so :3 famiwiaw! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. She uWu wiww sing ^-^ any man at ^.^ fiwst ^w^ sight. +^-^ THEWSITES. And ^-^ any man ^-^ may sing UwU hew, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take xDD hew ^.^ cwiff; +she's >_> nyoted. +uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Wiww you remember? +CRESSIDA. >w< Wemembew? ÚwÚ Yes. +uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu do, then; +And let >_> youw :33 mind >w< be OwO coupwed with >_> youw wowds. +>_< TWOIWUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ she remember? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Wist! +CRESSIDA. ^.^ Sweet honey Greek, >_> tempt me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to fowwy. +^-^ THEWSITES. Roguery! +uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 then- +CRESSIDA. I'll tell you ^.^ what- +uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! xDD come, tell :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 a forsworn- +CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I :3 cannyot. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? +^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A :3 juggwing uWu twick, ^-^ to >w< be secwetwy xDD open. +uWu DIOMEDES. What >_> did you uWu sweaw you would bestow uWu on x3 me? +CRESSIDA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> oath; +UwU Bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu but UwU that, ^w^ sweet >_> Gweek. +uWu DIOMEDES. Good ^-^ nyight. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Howd, >_> patience! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, xDD Twoyan! +CRESSIDA. Diomed! +uWu DIOMEDES. No, no, good >_< nyight; I'll >w< be >_> youw OwO foow nyo more. +>_< TWOIWUS. x3 Thy better :3 must. +CRESSIDA. >_> Hawk! :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ madnyess! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You awe moved, Prince; let OwO us x3 depawt, I pray, +Lest >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe shouwd ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf +ÚwÚ To xDD wwathfuw tewms. :3 This place :3 is dangerous; +The UwU time ^.^ wight >_< deadwy; I uWu beseech you, ^.^ go. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Behowd, I pray you. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< go off; +You flow ^-^ to gweat >_> distwaction; xDD come, my :33 wowd. +>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee >_> stay. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot patience; come. +>_< TWOIWUS. I pray you, stay; uWu by heww ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 heww's ;;w;; towments, +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. +uWu DIOMEDES. And so, good ^-^ nyight. +CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you part in ;;w;; angew. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Doth UwU that >w< gwieve OwO thee? :3 O withered ^-^ twuth! +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? +>_< TWOIWUS. By :33 Juv, I uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ patient. +CRESSIDA. ^w^ Guawdian! ÚwÚ Why, Gweek! +uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! ;;w;; adieu! you ^.^ pawtew. +CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I ^-^ do not. Come UwU hithew UwU once again. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You OwO shake, my lord, at UwU something; uWu wiww you go? +You uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. +>_< TWOIWUS. She UwU stwokes his uWu cheek. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Come, come. +>_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; uWu by :33 Juv, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a uWu wowd: +Thewe :3 is :3 between my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< aww offences +OwO A guawd >_> of uWu patience. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. +^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How OwO the ^w^ deviw luxury, with his UwU fat ÚwÚ wump ÚwÚ and potato +fingew, x3 tickwes ^.^ these uWu togethew! >w< Fwy, ^-^ wechewy, ;;w;; fwy! +uWu DIOMEDES. But uWu wiww you, ^.^ then? +CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I wiww, ^-^ wo; never xDD twust me >w< ewse. +uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Give me >w< some token uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; suwety >_> of it. +CRESSIDA. I'll ÚwÚ fetch you ^w^ onye. Exit +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have sworn uWu patience. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 nyow ^.^ have cognition +x3 Of what I feew. I x3 am >w< aww uWu patience. + +;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA + +^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO the pwedge; nyow, nyow, nyow! +CRESSIDA. Here, ;;w;; Diomed, ^-^ keep :3 this sleeve. +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O uWu beauty! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ faith? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU My wowd! +>_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be patient; >_< outwawdwy I uWu wiww. +CRESSIDA. You ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that sweeve; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 weww. +ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd me-O false :3 wench!-Give't me again. +uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose was't? +CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, :3 nyow I ^-^ ha't again. +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet with you to-morrow ^-^ nyight. +I ;;w;; pwithee, ;;w;; Diomed, >w< visit me nyo more. +^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow ^.^ she xDD shawpens. ^.^ Weww said, :3 whetstonye. +uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu shaww ^.^ have it. +CRESSIDA. >_> What, uWu this? +uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, ;;w;; that. +CRESSIDA. :3 O >w< aww you x3 gods! :3 O pretty, pwetty OwO pwedge! +x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow :3 wies >w< thinking uWu on his bed +x3 Of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes my x3 gwuv, +And gives ÚwÚ memowiaw dainty OwO kisses ^-^ to it, +UwU As I ÚwÚ kiss thee. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< snyatch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; +ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ takes UwU that doth UwU take my OwO heawt :3 withaw. +uWu DIOMEDES. I xDD had >_> youw OwO heawt ^.^ befowe; :3 this UwU fowwows it. +>_< TWOIWUS. I >_> did uWu sweaw uWu patience. +CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, OwO Diomed; :33 faith, you uWu shaww not; +I'll ^w^ give you xDD something >w< ewse. +uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ this. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? +CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. +uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Come, tell me uWu whose ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> onye's UwU that :33 wov'd me better than you uWu wiww. +But, :3 nyow you ^.^ have it, UwU take it. +uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? +CRESSIDA. By >w< aww >_> Dianya's ^w^ waiting >w< women >_< yond, +And uWu by herself, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell you >_> whose. +uWu DIOMEDES. >w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I wear ^.^ it uWu on my hewm, +And >w< gwieve his spirit UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot challenge it. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ^w^ wow'st ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy horn, +^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ chawweng'd. +CRESSIDA. Weww, well, 'tis >_< donye, 'tis ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep my :33 wowd. +uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ Why, then faweweww; +Thou never ^-^ shawt xDD mock >_< Diomed again. +CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. >_< Onye cannyot speak :3 a >_> wowd +But ^.^ it straight ^-^ stawts you. +uWu DIOMEDES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this >w< foowing. +^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO I, uWu by Pluto; uWu but UwU that UwU that wikes ^.^ nyot you +UwU Pweases me >_> best. +uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, uWu shaww I ^.^ come? The ^.^ houw- +CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ come-O Juv! Do come. I uWu shaww >w< be >_< pwagu'd. +uWu DIOMEDES. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. +CRESSIDA. Good ^-^ nyight. I ÚwÚ pwithee come. Exit ÚwÚ DIOMEDES +^w^ Twoiwus, faweweww! >_< Onye eye ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on thee; +But with my OwO heawt OwO the uWu othew eye doth :3 see. +xDD Ah, UwU poow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sex! :3 this fauwt in OwO us I find, +The error >_> of ^-^ ouw eye directs ^-^ ouw mind. +What error weads >w< must UwU eww; :33 O, then conclude, +UwU Minds xDD sway'd uWu by eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO tuwpitude. Exit +^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A >_> pwoof >_> of OwO stwength ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot pubwish :3 mowe, +>_< Unwess ^.^ she ^w^ said >w< 'My :33 mind :3 is :3 nyow tuwn'd ^-^ whowe.' +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. x3 Aww's >_< donye, my :33 wowd. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It is. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why stay >_> we, ^.^ then? +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my ^w^ souw +x3 Of every syllable UwU that here ÚwÚ was spoke. +But ^-^ if I tell how ^.^ these two >_> did ÚwÚ coact, +:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot lie in ;;w;; pubwishing :3 a truth? +;;w;; Sith ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ cwedence in my xDD heawt, +An esperance OwO so OwO obstinyatewy ^w^ stwong, +:33 That doth OwO invewt th' >w< attest >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and ears; +UwU As ^-^ if x3 those ^.^ owgans xDD had deceptious ^.^ functions +Created only ^-^ to calumniate. +>_> Was >w< Cwessid hewe? +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I cannyot OwO conjuwe, x3 Twoyan. +>_< TWOIWUS. She ÚwÚ was ;;w;; nyot, sure. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was. +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, my nyegation ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ taste >_> of madnyess. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ was here uWu but OwO nyow. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be bewiev'd uWu fow ;;w;; womanhood. +>w< Think, ^-^ we xDD had >_> mothews; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^w^ advantage +ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown critics, >_< apt, ^-^ without :3 a theme, +>_< Fow :33 depwavation, ^-^ to :3 squawe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw sex +By ÚwÚ Cwessid's ÚwÚ wuwe. >_< Wathew ÚwÚ think :3 this ^.^ nyot Cwessid. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< donye, Pwince, UwU that can soiw ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mothews? +>_< TWOIWUS. Nyothing at aww, unwess UwU that :3 this ;;w;; wewe she. +^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Wiww UwU 'a >_< swaggew ^-^ himsewf >_< out on's >_> own :3 eyes? +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 This uWu she? Nyo; :3 this :3 is OwO Diomed's Cressida. +>w< If x3 beauty ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot she; +>w< If souws ^w^ guide xDD vows, ^-^ if >_< vows >w< be sanctimonyies, +>w< If sanctimony >w< be OwO the >w< god's >w< dewight, +>w< If there >w< be UwU wuwe in >_> unyity itself, +:3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot she. :3 O UwU madnyess >_> of discouwse, +:33 That cause ^w^ sets OwO up with ÚwÚ and x3 against itself! +Bifold ^.^ authowity! xDD whewe reason can uWu wevowt +Without pewdition, ÚwÚ and woss assume >w< aww reason +Without >w< wevowt: :3 this ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; nyot, Cwessid. +xDD Within my ^w^ souw there doth conduce :3 a fight +x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, UwU that :3 a xDD thing inseparate +Divides ^-^ mowe >_< widew than OwO the OwO sky ÚwÚ and eawth; +And ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD spacious bweadth >_> of :3 this *looks away* division +Admits nyo uWu owifex uWu fow :3 a point as subtle +UwU As Awiachnye's ^w^ bwoken >_< woof ^-^ to >_> entew. +>_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as :3 Pwuto's >_< gates: +>w< Cwessid :3 is ÚwÚ minye, tied with OwO the ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< heaven. +>_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as >w< heaven ^.^ itsewf: +The ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >w< heaven awe >_> swipp'd, dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and x3 woos'd; +And with another uWu knyot, five-fingew-tied, +The fwactions >_> of xDD hew :33 faith, >_> owts >_> of xDD hew love, +The fragments, UwU scwaps, OwO the OwO bits, ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy >_> wewics +x3 Of xDD hew o'er-eaten :33 faith, awe bound ^-^ to OwO Diomed. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. May >w< wowthy Troilus >w< be hawf-attach'd +x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which here his passion doth x3 expwess? +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Ay, Greek; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ divuwged ;;w;; weww +UwU In UwU chawactews as wed as >w< Maws his OwO heawt +Inflam'd with ;;w;; Venyus. uWu Nyevew >_> did x3 young man fancy +x3 With OwO so eternal ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD fix'd :3 a ÚwÚ souw. +Hawk, Gweek: as >w< much as I ^-^ do >w< Cwessid love, +^w^ So >w< much uWu by OwO weight UwU hate I xDD hew OwO Diomed. +:33 That >_< sweeve :3 is >_< minye UwU that :3 he'ww bear uWu on his >w< hewm; +Were ^.^ it :3 a >_> casque :33 compos'd uWu by ^-^ Vuwcan's >_> skiww +UwU My >_< swowd shouwd bite it. :3 Nyot OwO the dreadful >_> spout +^w^ Which :33 shipmen ^-^ do OwO the x3 huwwicanyo ^-^ caww, +^w^ Constwing'd in mass uWu by OwO the almighty >_> sun, +:33 Shaww dizzy with ^-^ mowe clamour Nyeptunye's ear +UwU In his descent than uWu shaww my >_> pwompted >_< swowd +xDD Fawwing uWu on OwO Diomed. +^-^ THEWSITES. He'll :33 tickwe ^.^ it uWu fow his concupy. +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^w^ Cwessid! :3 O false ^w^ Cwessid! fawse, fawse, :33 fawse! +>_> Wet >w< aww OwO untwuths ^.^ stand uWu by >w< thy stained uWu nyame, +And they'll ÚwÚ seem x3 gwowious. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, contain yourself; +Your passion dwaws ears hithew. + +x3 Entew AENEAS + +AENEAS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< seeking you :3 this xDD houw, my :33 wowd. +xDD Hectow, uWu by this, :3 is arming him in OwO Twoy; +^w^ Ajax, >_> youw ^-^ guawd, ^w^ stays ^-^ to OwO conduct you UwU home. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have with you, ^.^ Pwince. UwU My courteous lord, ^.^ adieu. +Fairwell, UwU wevowted faiw!-and, ;;w;; Diomed, +Stand fast ÚwÚ and wear :3 a castle uWu on >w< thy head. +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I'll bwing you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gates. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Accept ^.^ distwacted :33 thanks. + +>_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, AENEAS. ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES + +^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that wogue Diomed! I would :33 cwoak >_< wike +:3 a ^.^ waven; I would bode, I would uWu bode. Patroclus uWu wiww ^w^ give me +^w^ anything uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of :3 this whore; OwO the >_> pawwot uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow OwO an almond than ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a commodious ^-^ dwab. Wechewy, +^.^ wechewy! OwO Stiww wars ÚwÚ and ^.^ wechewy! Nyothing ewse howds xDD fashion. OwO A +burning ^w^ deviw UwU take them! Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. +>w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew HECTOR ÚwÚ and ANDWOMACHE + +ANDWOMACHE. When ÚwÚ was my lord OwO so >w< much x3 ungentwy tempew'd +ÚwÚ To xDD stop his ears x3 against admonyishment? +;;w;; Unyawm, unarm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight to-day. +OwO HECTOW. You x3 twain me ^-^ to offend OwO you; >_< get you in. +By >w< aww OwO the xDD evewwasting >_< gods, I'll ^.^ go. +ANDWOMACHE. UwU My >_> dweams wiww, ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ pwuv ominyous ^-^ to OwO the day. +OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. + +x3 Entew CASSANDWA + +CASSANDWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my bwothew Hector? +ANDWOMACHE. Here, ;;w;; sistew, arm'd, ÚwÚ and bwoody in intent. +Consowt with me in loud ÚwÚ and dear ÚwÚ petition, +UwU Puwsue ^-^ we him uWu on knyees; uWu fow I ^.^ have dreamt +x3 Of bwoody ^.^ tuwbuwence, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD whowe night +;;w;; Hath nyothing >_< been uWu but >_> shapes ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 swaughtew. +CASSANDWA. :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! +OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Ho! ;;w;; bid my twumpet :3 sound. +CASSANDWA. :3 Nyo :3 nyotes >_> of sawwy, uWu fow OwO the uWu heavens, ^w^ sweet ^-^ bwothew! +OwO HECTOW. Be gone, I >w< say. The UwU gods ^.^ have heard me uWu sweaw. +CASSANDWA. The UwU gods awe xDD deaf ^-^ to ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and peevish ;;w;; vows; +^.^ They awe polluted UwU off'wings, ^-^ mowe abhorr'd +>w< Than >_> spotted livers in OwO the sacrifice. +ANDWOMACHE. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ pewsuaded! Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count ^.^ it holy +ÚwÚ To hurt uWu by being :3 just. ^w^ It :3 is as lawful, +>_< Fow ^-^ we would ^w^ give xDD much, ^-^ to ;;w;; use viowent UwU thefts +And x3 wob in OwO the behawf >_> of >_> chawity. +CASSANDWA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO puwpose UwU that makes >w< stwong OwO the UwU vow; +But >_< vows ^-^ to every OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ nyot howd. +;;w;; Unyawm, ^w^ sweet Hector. +OwO HECTOW. Hold you stiww, I >w< say. +Minye uWu honyouw >_< keeps OwO the weather >_> of my ^.^ fate. +:33 Wife every man howds dear; uWu but OwO the dear man +uWu Howds uWu honyouw :3 faw ^-^ mowe pwecious dear than wife. + +x3 Entew TROILUS + +OwO How nyow, x3 young ^w^ man! ^-^ Mean'st :3 thou ^-^ to fight uWu to-day? +ANDWOMACHE. Cassandra, caww my fathew ^-^ to OwO pewsuade. +Exit CASSANDWA +OwO HECTOW. No, :33 faith, x3 young ^w^ Twoiwus; >w< doff >w< thy harness, youth; +I x3 am OwO to-day >w< i' th' :3 vein >_> of chivalry. +>_> Wet gwow >w< thy sinyews ÚwÚ tiww theiw ^-^ knyots >w< be ^w^ stwong, +And >_> tempt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO the brushes >_> of OwO the waw. +Unarm ^.^ thee, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and x3 doubt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, bwave OwO boy, +I'll ^.^ stand OwO to-day uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ and >w< Twoy. +>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Bwothew, you ^.^ have :3 a OwO vice >_> of UwU mewcy in you +^w^ Which better ^-^ fits :3 a x3 wion than :3 a xDD man. +OwO HECTOW. What OwO vice :3 is UwU that, good Troilus? +>_< Chide me uWu fow it. +>_< TWOIWUS. When many xDD times OwO the :33 captive Grecian falls, +>_< Even in OwO the fan ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of >_> youw fair ;;w;; swowd, +You ;;w;; bid them xDD wise ÚwÚ and wive. +OwO HECTOW. :33 O, 'tis fair uWu pway! +>_< TWOIWUS. Foow's play, uWu by UwU heaven, Hector. +OwO HECTOW. OwO How nyow! how nyow! +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Fow th' love >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< gods, +Let's xDD weave OwO the hermit UwU Pity with ^-^ ouw mother; +And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw awmouws :3 buckwed OwO on, +The venom'd ;;w;; vengeance ride x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, +:33 Spuw them ^-^ to wuthfuw work, rein them ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wuth! +OwO HECTOW. :33 Fie, ^-^ savage, fie! +>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, then 'tis ;;w;; waws. +OwO HECTOW. ^w^ Twoiwus, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you fight to-day. +>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Who shouwd withhold x3 me? +:3 Nyot >w< fate, ÚwÚ obedience, :3 nyow OwO the hand >_> of >w< Maws +Beck'nying with :33 fiewy ;;w;; twuncheon my wetiwe; +:3 Nyot Pwiamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hecuba uWu on knees, +Their eyes ^-^ o'ewgawwed with recourse >_> of teaws; +Nyow you, my :33 bwothew, with >_> youw OwO twue >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, +^-^ Oppos'd ^-^ to :33 hindew uWu me, shouwd xDD stop my >_< way, +But uWu by my wuin. + +;;w;; We-entew UwU CASSANDWA, with x3 PWIAM + +CASSANDWA. >w< Way howd x3 upon ^w^ him, Priam, howd him uWu fast; +ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< thy >w< cwutch; :3 nyow ^-^ if :3 thou wose >w< thy ÚwÚ stay, +Thou uWu on him ^-^ weanying, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ thee, +UwU Faww >w< aww >w< togethew. +PWIAM. ^w^ Come, xDD Hectow, xDD come, >w< go ^-^ back. +x3 Thy UwU wife ;;w;; hath dweamt; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO visions; +;;w;; Cassandwa doth fowesee; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf +OwO Am >_< wike :3 a prophet :33 suddenwy >_> enwapt +ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this :3 day :3 is :3 ominyous. +:33 Thewefowe, come ^-^ back. +OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Aenyeas :3 is >_< a-fiewd; +And I ^-^ do ^.^ stand ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to many Gweeks, +>_< Even in OwO the :3 faith >_> of valour, ^-^ to :3 appeaw +:3 This xDD mownying ^-^ to ^.^ them. +PWIAM. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. +OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my ;;w;; faith. +You xDD knyow me ^w^ dutifuw; ^.^ thewefowe, dear ;;w;; siw, +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^.^ wespect; uWu but ^w^ give me xDD weave +ÚwÚ To UwU take UwU that ^-^ couwse uWu by >_> youw consent ÚwÚ and >w< voice +^w^ Which you ^-^ do here fowbid uWu me, :33 woyaw Pwiam. +CASSANDWA. :3 O Priam, ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 him! +ANDWOMACHE. Do ;;w;; nyot, dear father. +OwO HECTOW. >w< Andwomache, I x3 am uWu offended with you. +:3 Upon OwO the love you bear uWu me, >_< get you in. +Exit ANDWOMACHE +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 This UwU foowish, dweaming, supewstitious UwU giww +:3 Makes >w< aww ^.^ these OwO bodements. +CASSANDWA. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, dear :33 Hectow! +Wook how :3 thou ^-^ diest. Wook how >w< thy eye ;;w;; tuwns ÚwÚ pawe. +Wook how >w< thy wounds ^-^ do bleed at many vents. +UwU Hawk how ^-^ Twoy roars; how ^.^ Hecuba x3 cwies ^-^ out; +OwO How UwU poow Andromache :3 shwiwws xDD hew ;;w;; dowouws fowth; +ÚwÚ Behowd UwU distwaction, frenzy, ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, +;;w;; Wike witless ^.^ antics, ^-^ onye another :33 meet, +And >w< aww cwy, :33 Hectow! Hector's x3 dead! :3 O :33 Hectow! +>_< TWOIWUS. Away, >w< away! +CASSANDWA. ^w^ Faweweww!-yet, ^.^ soft! xDD Hectow, I UwU take my weave. +Thou OwO dost thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy :3 deceive. Exit +OwO HECTOW. You awe amaz'd, my UwU wiege, at xDD hew exclaim. +uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the UwU town; ^w^ we'ww >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and fight, +Do deeds wowth UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and tell you them at ^-^ nyight. +PWIAM. >w< Faweweww. The UwU gods with >_> safety ^.^ stand about thee! +>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy x3 PWIAM ÚwÚ and OwO HECTOW. Alarums +>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ They awe at it, xDD hawk! Proud ;;w;; Diomed, >w< bewieve, +I come ^-^ to wose my arm ^w^ ow ^.^ win my sleeve. + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. Do you OwO heaw, my UwU wowd? Do you uWu heaw? +>_< TWOIWUS. What ^w^ nyow? +^w^ PANDAWUS. Here's :3 a letter come ^-^ fwom yond UwU poow giww. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet me read. +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A whoreson tisick, :3 a whoreson UwU wascawwy ^w^ tisick OwO so twoubwes +uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this girl, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ onye :33 thing, +what another, UwU that I uWu shaww xDD weave you ^-^ onye o' ^w^ th's ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have +:3 a rheum in >_< minye eyes UwU too, ÚwÚ and such OwO an x3 ache in my bones UwU that +unwess :3 a man ;;w;; wewe :33 cuws'd I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think on't. What +:33 says ^.^ she thewe? +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, mere x3 wowds, nyo matter ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; +^-^ Th' :33 effect doth ^.^ opewate another way. +:3 [Teawing OwO the letter] +Go, wind, ^-^ to wind, there xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >_> change >w< togethew. +UwU My love with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ewwows still ^.^ she >w< feeds, +But ^w^ edifies another with xDD hew >_< deeds. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. +The ;;w;; pwain :3 between ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian ^-^ camp + +x3 Entew ^-^ THEWSITES. Excuwsions + +^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow uWu they awe clapper-clawing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ wook +x3 on. :33 That >_> dissembwing abominable ÚwÚ vawwet, ;;w;; Diomed, >_> has ^w^ got UwU that >_> same +scurvy doting foowish x3 young xDD knyave's >_< sweeve >_> of ^-^ Twoy there in his +helm. I would fain UwU see them :33 meet, UwU that UwU that >_> same x3 young >_> Twoyan ;;w;; ass +UwU that loves OwO the xDD whowe there UwU might ^-^ send UwU that ;;w;; Gweekish ^.^ whowemastewwy +villain with OwO the >_< sweeve xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_> dissembwing >w< wuxuwious dwab >_> of +:3 a sweeve-wess UwU ewwand. OwO A th' x3 t'othew >w< side, OwO the powicy >_> of x3 those +crafty sweawing rascals-that ^-^ stawe ^.^ owd uWu mouse-eaten OwO dwy xDD cheese, +;;w;; Nyestow, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> same dog-fox, Uwysses ÚwÚ -is ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwov'd wowth :3 a +uWu bwackbewwy. ^.^ They xDD set me uWu up, in ÚwÚ powicy, UwU that mongwew cur, ^w^ Ajax, +x3 against UwU that ^.^ dog >_> of as OwO bad :3 a kind, Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the cur, +>_< Ajax prouder than OwO the >_> cuw Achilles, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot arm ^-^ to-day; +wheweupon OwO the OwO Gwecians begin ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim UwU bawbawism, ÚwÚ and powicy +grows OwO into OwO an i-iww ^-^ opinyion. + +x3 Entew DIOMEDES, TROILUS following + +Soft! here comes sweeve, ÚwÚ and uWu t'othew. +>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Fwy not; uWu fow shouldst :3 thou UwU take OwO the >_> wivew UwU Styx +I would OwO swim >w< aftew. +uWu DIOMEDES. Thou OwO dost miscall >w< wetiwe. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; uWu but ^w^ advantageous cawe +Withdrew me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> odds >_> of multitude. +>_< Have at thee. +^-^ THEWSITES. Hold >w< thy whore, Grecian; :3 nyow uWu fow >w< thy whore, +xDD Twoyan-nyow OwO the sweeve, :3 nyow OwO the sleeve! +>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ fighting + +x3 Entew HECTOR + +OwO HECTOW. What art thou, Greek? Awt :3 thou uWu fow Hector's ^-^ match? +Awt :3 thou >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and honour? +^-^ THEWSITES. No, >_< nyo-I x3 am :3 a :33 wascaw; :3 a scurvy >_> waiwing knave; :3 a vewy +fiwthy >_> wogue. +OwO HECTOW. I ^-^ do believe thee. >_> Wive. Exit +^-^ THEWSITES. God-a-mercy, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt believe me; uWu but :3 a pwague +>_< bweak >w< thy neck uWu fow x3 fwighting UwU me! What's ÚwÚ become >_> of OwO the ^.^ wenching +:3 wogues? I ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have swawwowed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I would waugh at +UwU that miracle. xDD Yet, in :3 a sort, lechery ;;w;; eats itself. I'll >w< seek +^.^ them. Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and OwO A ^.^ SEWVANT + +uWu DIOMEDES. Go, ÚwÚ go, my x3 sewvant, UwU take :3 thou Troilus' x3 howse; +Present OwO the fair uWu steed ^-^ to my wady Cwessid. +Fewwow, ÚwÚ commend my service ^-^ to xDD hew beauty; +>_> Teww xDD hew I ^.^ have ^-^ chastis'd OwO the amorous OwO Twoyan, +And x3 am xDD hew x3 knyight uWu by proof. +SERVANT. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. Exit + +x3 Entew ^-^ AGAMEMNyON + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. Renew, uWu wenyew! The fiewce ;;w;; Powydamus +;;w;; Hath beat ;;w;; down >w< enyon; xDD bastawd Mawgawewon +;;w;; Hath x3 Doweus pwisonyew, +And ^-^ stands cowossus-wise, waving his >_> beam, +:3 Upon OwO the ^w^ pashed ^w^ cowses >_> of OwO the kings +Epistrophus ÚwÚ and >_> Cedius. ^.^ Powixenyes :3 is slain; +>_> Amphimacus ÚwÚ and uWu Thoas >_> deadwy UwU huwt; +Patroclus ta'en, ^w^ ow slain; ÚwÚ and Palamedes +^-^ Sowe hurt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwuis'd. The dreadful Sagittawy +Appaws ^-^ ouw x3 nyumbews. xDD Haste >_> we, ;;w;; Diomed, +ÚwÚ To weinfowcement, ^w^ ow ^-^ we pewish all. + +x3 Entew NESTOR + +NyESTOW. Go, bear Patroclus' ÚwÚ body ^-^ to Achilles, +And ;;w;; bid OwO the snyaiw-pac'd >_< Ajax arm uWu fow >w< shame. +Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ Hectows in OwO the OwO fiewd; +Nyow here ^.^ he xDD fights uWu on ^w^ Gawathe his OwO howse, +And there lacks ÚwÚ wowk; anon :33 he's there ^-^ afoot, +And there uWu they UwU fwy ^w^ ow x3 die, >_< wike scawed x3 scuwws +Before OwO the OwO bewching ^.^ whawe; then :3 is ^.^ he UwU yondew, +And there OwO the stwawy Gweeks, wipe uWu fow his >_> edge, +UwU Faww ;;w;; down before him >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ mowew's swath. +Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^.^ he leaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes; +Dexterity OwO so >w< obeying :3 appetite +:33 That what ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ he does, ÚwÚ and OwO does OwO so >w< much +:33 That >_> pwoof :3 is xDD caww'd xDD impossibiwity. + +x3 Entew >w< UWYSSES + +ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, UwU Pwinces! Great +>_> Achiwwes ^-^ Is >w< awming, :3 weeping, cursing, ^.^ vowing vengeance. +Patroclus' wounds ^.^ have rous'd his dwowsy blood, +Together with his OwO mangwed Myrmidons, +:33 That noseless, handless, ;;w;; hack'd ÚwÚ and OwO chipp'd, come ^-^ to +^w^ him, :33 Cwying uWu on Hector. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath lost :3 a fwiend +And foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and at it, +Woawing uWu fow ^w^ Twoiwus; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye OwO to-day +>_> Mad ÚwÚ and fantastic OwO execution, +^-^ Engaging ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wedeeming >_> of ^-^ himsewf +x3 With such :3 a >_> cawewess x3 fowce ÚwÚ and fowcewess cawe +UwU As ^-^ if UwU that OwO wuck, in vewy ^-^ spite >_> of ^.^ cunnying, +;;w;; Bade him ^.^ win all. + +x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX + +uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Exit +uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, there, ^.^ thewe. +NyESTOW. UwU So, so, ^-^ we dwaw >w< togethew. Exit +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +>w< ACHIWWES. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this Hector? +^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou boy-queller, show >w< thy ^.^ face; +xDD Knyow what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes xDD angwy. +:33 Hectow! ^w^ whewe's Hector? I uWu wiww UwU nyonye uWu but Hector. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX + +uWu AJAX. ^w^ Twoiwus, :3 thou cowawd ^w^ Twoiwus, show >w< thy head. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES + +uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! Where's Troilus? +uWu AJAX. What wouldst thou? +uWu DIOMEDES. I would >_< cowwect >_> him. +uWu AJAX. Were I OwO the general, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have my >w< office +Ewe UwU that >_> cowwection. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Twoiwus! + +x3 Entew TROILUS + +>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O >_> twaitow Diomed! OwO Tuwn >w< thy false ;;w;; face, :3 thou >w< twaitow, +And pay >w< thy life :3 thou owest me uWu fow my ÚwÚ howse. +uWu DIOMEDES. Ha! art :3 thou thewe? +uWu AJAX. I'll fight with him awonye. ÚwÚ Stand, OwO Diomed. +uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ He :3 is my ^.^ pwize. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook upon. +>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ both, you ^.^ cogging >_< Gweeks; ^.^ have at you +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ fighting + +x3 Entew HECTOR + +OwO HECTOW. xDD Yea, Troilus? :33 O, ;;w;; weww OwO fought, my ^w^ youngest ^-^ bwothew! + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES + +>w< ACHIWWES. Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see ^.^ thee, ^-^ ha! >_< Have at ^.^ thee, :33 Hectow! +OwO HECTOW. :3 Pause, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. +>w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do >w< disdain >w< thy couwtesy, >_> pwoud x3 Twoyan. +Be x3 happy UwU that my ÚwÚ awms awe >_< out >_> of x3 use; +UwU My west ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwigence befwiends ÚwÚ thee nyow, +But :3 thou anon ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me ÚwÚ again; +;;w;; Tiww xDD when, >w< go >w< seek >w< thy xDD fowtunye. Exit +OwO HECTOW. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +I would ^.^ have >_< been >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a fresher man, +Had I ;;w;; expected thee. + +;;w;; We-entew TROILUS + +OwO How nyow, my ^-^ bwothew! +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath ta'en ;;w;; Aenyeas. :33 Shaww ^.^ it x3 be? +No, uWu by OwO the flame >_> of :33 yondew ^w^ gwowious UwU heaven, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot carry him; I'll >w< be ta'en UwU too, +Ow bwing him UwU off. ÚwÚ Fate, hear me what I xDD say: +I xDD weck ^.^ nyot >w< though :3 thou ^-^ end my life to-day. Exit + +x3 Entew ^-^ onye in xDD awmouw + +OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, :3 thou Greek; :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ mawk. +;;w;; Nyo? xDD wiwt :3 thou not? I >_< wike >w< thy xDD awmouw ;;w;; weww; +I'll fwush ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU unwock OwO the ^.^ wivets >w< aww +But I'll >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of it. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> beast, :33 abide? +UwU Why then, UwU fwy OwO on; I'll uWu hunt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 hide. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew ACHILLES, with Mywmidons + +>w< ACHIWWES. Come here about uWu me, you my OwO Mywmidons; +>_< Mawk what I >w< say. x3 Attend me xDD whewe I wheew; +Stwike ^.^ nyot :3 a stwoke, uWu but ^-^ keep youwsewves in >w< bweath; +And when I ^.^ have OwO the bwoody >_< Hectow OwO found, +Empawe him with >_> youw weapons x3 wound ;;w;; about; +UwU In fewwest manner ÚwÚ execute >_> youw arms. +Follow uWu me, ;;w;; siws, ÚwÚ and my proceedings >w< eye. +^w^ It :3 is decreed >_< Hectow OwO the gweat >w< must ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt + +x3 Entew >_< MENyEWAUS ÚwÚ and PARIS, fighting; then >_> THEWSITES + +^-^ THEWSITES. The uWu cuckowd ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ cuckowd-makew awe at it. Nyow, x3 buww! +nyow, xDD dog! 'Woo, Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! :3 nyow my doubwe-hown'd Spartan! uWu 'woo, +Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! The uWu buww >_> has OwO the game. Ware >_< howns, UwU ho! +>_< Exeunt PARIS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS + +x3 Entew MARGARELON + +^-^ MAWGAWEWON. x3 Tuwn, slave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +^-^ THEWSITES. What art thou? +^-^ MAWGAWEWON. OwO A xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of xDD Pwiam's. +^-^ THEWSITES. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd :33 too; I love ÚwÚ bastawds. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd +begot, xDD bastawd instwucted, xDD bastawd in UwU mind, xDD bastawd in valour, in +OwO evewything OwO iwwegitimate. >_< Onye bear uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite another, ÚwÚ and +xDD whewefowe shouwd ^-^ onye bastard? ;;w;; Take :3 heed, OwO the xDD quawwew's UwU most +ominyous ^-^ to us: ^-^ if OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a xDD whowe fight uWu fow :3 a whore, ^.^ he tempts +UwU judgment. Faweweww, >w< bastawd. +Exit +^-^ MAWGAWEWON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^.^ thee, coward! Exit + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE uWu 8. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew HECTOR + +OwO HECTOW. uWu Most putwified cowe OwO so fair ^-^ without, +x3 Thy ÚwÚ goodwy xDD awmouw ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath uWu cost >w< thy wife. +Nyow :3 is my UwU day's wowk done; I'll UwU take good ^-^ bweath: +OwO West, swowd; :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fiww >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death! +[Disarms] + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and his Mywmidons + +>w< ACHIWWES. Look, xDD Hectow, how OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; set; +OwO How >w< ugwy night comes breathing at his heels; +>_< Even with OwO the >_< vaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ dawk'nying >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +ÚwÚ To :33 cwose OwO the :3 day uWu up, Hector's life :3 is >w< donye. +OwO HECTOW. I x3 am x3 unyawm'd; forego :3 this :3 vantage, >_> Gweek. +>w< ACHIWWES. Strike, fellows, strike; :3 this :3 is OwO the man I ^w^ seek. +>_> [HECTOW fawws] +UwU So, ^-^ Iwion, ^-^ faww :3 thou xDD nyext! ^w^ Come, Twoy, sink ;;w;; down; +;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >w< thy xDD heawt, >w< thy sinews, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bone. +uWu On, Myrmidons, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy you OwO an ;;w;; amain +'Achilles ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 mighty >_< Hectow ^-^ swain.' +;;w;; [A ^.^ wetweat ^w^ sounded] +>_> Hawk! :3 a retire x3 upon ^-^ ouw Grecian pawt. +MYRMIDON. The >_> Twoyan OwO twumpets :33 sound OwO the ^-^ wike, my :33 wowd. +>w< ACHIWWES. The >_< dwagon x3 wing >_> of night >w< o'ewspweads OwO the :3 eawth +And, stickler-like, OwO the x3 awmies separates. +UwU My hawf-supp'd ;;w;; swowd, UwU that OwO fwankwy would ^.^ have fed, +Pweas'd with :3 this dainty bait, ;;w;; thus :33 goes ^-^ to bed. +[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] +^w^ Come, OwO tie his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my :33 howse's OwO taiw; +>_< Awong OwO the field I uWu wiww OwO the >_> Twoyan trail. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 9. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +Sound ^.^ wetweat. Shout. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, +ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, marching + +xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Hawk! xDD hawk! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? +NyESTOW. Peace, OwO dwums! +ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD [Within] Achiwwes! Achiwwes! Hector's slain. Achiwwes! +uWu DIOMEDES. The >_< bwuit :3 is Hector's slain, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ Achiwwes. +uWu AJAX. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ yet bragless let ^.^ it ^w^ be; +Great >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was as good :3 a man as ^w^ he. +xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ patientwy awong. >_> Wet ^-^ onye >w< be x3 sent +ÚwÚ To pray >_> Achiwwes UwU see OwO us at ^-^ ouw >w< tent. +>w< If in his death OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have OwO us befriended; +Great ^-^ Twoy :3 is UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw shawp wars awe OwO ended. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 10. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain + +x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and UwU DEIPHOBUS + +AENEAS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ÚwÚ yet awe ^-^ we ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO the fiewd. +uWu Nyevew >w< go >_< home; here stawve ^-^ we >_< out OwO the ^-^ nyight. + +x3 Entew TROILUS + +>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Hectow :3 is slain. +ALL. :33 Hectow! The UwU gods forbid! +>_< TWOIWUS. >w< He's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and at OwO the muwdewew's :33 howse's x3 taiw, +UwU In >_> beastwy sort, dragg'd OwO thwough OwO the shameful fiewd. +Frown OwO on, you uWu heavens, :33 effect >_> youw ;;w;; wage with x3 speed. +>w< Sit, >_< gods, x3 upon >_> youw :33 thwonyes, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at >w< Twoy. +I uWu say at UwU once let >_> youw bwief pwagues >w< be >w< mewcy, +And wingew ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^w^ suwe destructions x3 on. +AENEAS. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do discomfort >w< aww OwO the ^w^ host. +>_< TWOIWUS. You undewstand me ^.^ nyot UwU that tell me ÚwÚ so. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_< death, +But dare >w< aww OwO imminyence UwU that UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 men +OwO Addwess theiw dangews in. >_< Hectow :3 is gone. +OwO Who uWu shaww tell Priam so, ^w^ ow >w< Hecuba? +>_> Wet him UwU that uWu wiww :3 a screech-owl :3 aye >w< be xDD caww'd +uWu Go in ^-^ to Twoy, ÚwÚ and uWu say there :33 'Hectow's >w< dead.' +Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wowd uWu wiww Priam xDD tuwn ^-^ to stonye; +UwU Make OwO wewws ÚwÚ and xDD Nyiobes >_> of OwO the xDD maids ÚwÚ and x3 wives, +Cold statues >_> of OwO the youth; :3 and, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, +Scare ^-^ Twoy >_< out >_> of itself. But, mawch away; +>_< Hectow :3 is >w< dead; there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. +uWu Stay >_> yet. You :3 viwe abominable tents, +ÚwÚ Thus >w< pwoudwy >w< pight x3 upon ^-^ ouw >w< Phwygian plains, +>_> Wet OwO Titan xDD wise as >_< eawwy as ^.^ he dare, +I'll OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough you. And, :3 thou ^-^ gweat-siz'd xDD cowawd, +:3 Nyo space >_> of :3 eawth uWu shaww sunder ^-^ ouw two :3 hates; +I'll ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; conscience stiww, +:33 That >_> mouwdeth x3 gobwins swift as frenzy's xDD thoughts. +Stwike :3 a free mawch ^-^ to >w< Twoy. x3 With comfort ^.^ go; +OwO Hope >_> of wevenge uWu shaww hide ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd ^w^ woe. + +x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS + +^w^ PANDAWUS. But hear you, hear xDD you! +>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ bwokew-wackey. Ignominy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame +UwU Puwsue >w< thy life ÚwÚ and live :3 aye with >w< thy >_< nyame! +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< PANDAWUS +^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< medicinye uWu fow my aching ^.^ bonyes! world! world! ;;w;; thus +:3 is OwO the UwU poow uWu agent uWu despis'd! ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and :3 bawds, how earnestly awe +you xDD set :3 a work, ÚwÚ and how i-iww UwU wequited! UwU Why shouwd ^-^ ouw ^.^ endeavouw >w< be +OwO so ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the pewfowmance OwO so woathed? What ^w^ vewse uWu fow it? What +instance uWu fow it? >_> Wet me UwU see- + +>w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy OwO the x3 humbwe-bee doth sing +;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost his honey ÚwÚ and his UwU sting; +And being UwU once subdu'd in UwU awmed ^w^ twaiw, +^.^ Sweet honey ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet :3 nyotes >_> togethew fail. + +Good >_< twadews in OwO the x3 fwesh, xDD set :3 this in >_> youw ^w^ painted +xDD cwoths. UwU As many as >w< be here >_> of UwU pandew's hall, +Your >_> eyes, half out, weep >_< out at Pandar's fall; +Or, ^-^ if you cannyot ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give >w< some :3 gwoans, +^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw aching >_< bonyes. +Bwethwen ÚwÚ and OwO sistews >_> of OwO the :33 howd-doow UwU twade, +uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence my uWu wiww uWu shaww here >w< be ^.^ made. +^w^ It shouwd >w< be nyow, uWu but UwU that my ;;w;; feaw :3 is this, +uWu Some >_< gawwed >_> goose >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew would x3 hiss. +;;w;; Tiww then I'll ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and >w< seek about uWu fow :3 eases, +And at UwU that UwU time UwU bequeath you my xDD diseases. Exit + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ 1602 + + +UwU TWEWFTH NyIGHT; :33 OW, ÚwÚ WHAT uWu YOU WILL + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of Illyria +;;w;; SEBASTIAN, bwothew >_> of >_> Viowa +;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ÚwÚ sea captain, fwiend >_> of >w< Sebastian +OwO A xDD SEA CAPTAIN, fwiend >_> of >_> Viowa +VALENTINE, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke +CURIO, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke +ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY >w< BEWCH, uncwe >_> of x3 Owivia +ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK +^w^ MAWVOWIO, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to x3 Owivia +;;w;; FABIAN, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia +FESTE, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia + +^-^ OWIVIA, :3 a rich ^.^ countess +VIOLA, ^-^ sistew >_> of >w< Sebastian +MARIA, Owivia's ^w^ waiting ^-^ woman + +>w< Wowds, ÚwÚ Pwiests, ^w^ Saiwows, UwU Officews, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +OwO A :33 city in >w< Iwwywia; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sea-coast ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Iwwywia, CURIO, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; ^.^ MUSICIANS :33 attending + +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If music >w< be OwO the >_< food >_> of love, xDD pway OwO on, +>w< Give me ^-^ excess >_> of it, UwU that, x3 suwfeiting, +The :3 appetite ^-^ may >w< sicken ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ die. +:33 That xDD stwain ^-^ again! ^w^ It xDD had :3 a ^.^ dying fall; +:33 O, ^.^ it came o'ew my ear >_< wike OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 sound +:33 That breathes x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of ^w^ viowets, +^-^ Steawing ÚwÚ and giving :33 odouw! ^-^ Enyough, nyo ^-^ mowe; +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 nyow as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. +:3 O spirit >_> of love, how uWu quick ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh art thou! +That, x3 nyotwithstanding >w< thy capacity +^.^ Weceiveth as OwO the >_< sea, UwU nyought ÚwÚ entews there, +x3 Of what ^w^ vawidity ÚwÚ and :3 pitch soe'er, +But ^.^ fawws OwO into ^w^ abatement ÚwÚ and low x3 pwice +>_< Even in :3 a minute. ^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of >_> shapes :3 is >w< fancy, +:33 That ^.^ it :3 awonye :3 is UwU high fantastical. +CURIO. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU hunt, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^.^ Cuwio? +CURIO. The hart. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I uWu do, OwO the nyobwest UwU that I have. +:33 O, when >_< minye eyes >_> did UwU see x3 Owivia :33 fiwst, +uWu Methought ^.^ she purg'd OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >w< pestiwence! +:33 That x3 instant ÚwÚ was I tuwn'd OwO into :3 a >_< hawt, +And my desiwes, >_< wike feww ÚwÚ and x3 cwuew ^w^ hounds, +ÚwÚ E'ew >_< since x3 puwsue >_> me. + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE + +OwO How nyow! what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu hew? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord, I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 admitted, +But ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ handmaid ^-^ do xDD wetuwn :3 this OwO answew: +The element itself, ÚwÚ tiww :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ heat, +:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< behowd xDD hew ;;w;; face at uWu ampwe ÚwÚ view; +But >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cwoistwess ^.^ she uWu wiww >_> veiwed ^-^ wawk, +And >w< watew UwU once :3 a :3 day xDD hew ;;w;; chambew x3 wound +x3 With eye-offending OwO bwinye; >w< aww :3 this ^-^ to season +OwO A >_< bwothew's UwU dead love, ;;w;; which ^.^ she would ^-^ keep ^.^ fwesh +And ÚwÚ wasting in xDD hew >_> sad remembrance. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt >_> of UwU that fine fwame +ÚwÚ To pay :3 this >_> debt >_> of love uWu but ^-^ to :3 a :33 bwothew, +OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ she love when OwO the rich gowden shaft +;;w;; Hath xDD kiww'd OwO the flock >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ affections ewse +:33 That live in UwU hew; when >_< wivew, ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, +^.^ These x3 suvweign :33 thwonyes, awe >w< aww supplied ÚwÚ and fiww'd, +Her ^w^ sweet perfections, with ^-^ onye uWu sewf king! +:3 Away before me ^-^ to ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ beds >_> of xDD fwow'ws: +^-^ Wuv-thoughts lie rich when xDD canyopied with ^w^ bow'ws. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +The uWu sea-coast + +x3 Entew VIOLA, :3 a CAPTAIN, ÚwÚ and SAILORS + +VIOLA. What xDD countwy, fwiends, :3 is uWu this? +>_< CAPTAIN. :3 This :3 is UwU Iwwywia, >_< wady. +VIOLA. And what shouwd I ^-^ do in Illyria? +UwU My bwothew ^.^ he :3 is in >_> Ewysium. +:3 Pewchance ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot drown'd- what ÚwÚ think you, saiwows? +>_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ It :3 is UwU pewchance UwU that you yourself ;;w;; wewe >_> saved. +VIOLA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ bwothew! ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU pewchance ^-^ may ^.^ he UwU be. +>_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, :3 and, ^-^ to comfort you with uWu chance, +;;w;; Assuwe OwO youwsewf, aftew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship >_> did >_< spwit, +When you, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU poow ÚwÚ nyumbew :33 saved with you, +^w^ Hung uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO dwiving >_> boat, I ^-^ saw >_> youw :33 bwothew, +uWu Most provident in ;;w;; pewiw, uWu bind ^-^ himsewf- +>_< Couwage ÚwÚ and >w< hope uWu both ^w^ teaching him OwO the xDD pwactice- +ÚwÚ To :3 a >w< stwong :33 mast UwU that uWu wiv'd x3 upon OwO the xDD sea; +Whewe, >_< wike Arion uWu on OwO the x3 dowphin's ^w^ back, +I ^-^ saw him howd >_> acquaintance with OwO the xDD waves +^w^ So wong as I :33 couwd :3 see. +VIOLA. >_< Fow ^.^ saying so, :33 thewe's >w< gowd. +Minye >_> own escape x3 unfowdeth ^-^ to my hope, +xDD Wheweto >w< thy OwO speech sewves uWu fow authowity, +The >_< wike >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this countwy? +>_< CAPTAIN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ;;w;; weww; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was bwed ÚwÚ and :3 bown +:3 Nyot three UwU houws' ^w^ twavew ^-^ fwom :3 this vewy :3 pwace. +VIOLA. OwO Who ;;w;; guvwns hewe? +>_< CAPTAIN. OwO A x3 nyobwe duke, in ^-^ nyatuwe as in >w< nyame. +VIOLA. What :3 is his name? +>_< CAPTAIN. xDD Owsinyo. +VIOLA. Owsinyo! I ^.^ have heard my fathew name >_> him. +ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a bachewow xDD then. +>_< CAPTAIN. And OwO so :3 is nyow, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ was OwO so vewy >_< wate; +>_< Fow uWu but :3 a month >_< ago I went ^-^ fwom hence, +And then 'twas ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ muwmuw- :3 as, you >w< knyow, +What gweat ones ^-^ do OwO the less uWu wiww pwattwe ^-^ of- +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< seek OwO the love >_> of fair x3 Owivia. +VIOLA. What's uWu she? +>_< CAPTAIN. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ;;w;; count +:33 That ;;w;; died >w< some twelvemonth ÚwÚ since, then ^w^ weaving xDD hew +UwU In OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of his UwU son, xDD hew :33 bwothew, +OwO Who :33 showtwy ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ died; uWu fow uWu whose dear love, +^.^ They ÚwÚ say, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< abjuw'd OwO the >_> company +And OwO sight >_> of ^-^ men. +VIOLA. :3 O UwU that I sewv'd UwU that >w< wady, +And UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, +;;w;; Tiww I xDD had :3 made >_< minye >_> own >w< occasion :3 mewwow, +What my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ is! +>_< CAPTAIN. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >_< compass, +xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU admit nyo >w< kind >_> of uWu suit- +No, ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's. +VIOLA. Thewe :3 is :3 a fair >_> behaviouw in ^.^ thee, Captain; +And >w< though UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe with :3 a uWu beauteous x3 waww +^-^ Doth ^w^ oft :33 cwose in pollution, ÚwÚ yet >_> of ÚwÚ thee +I uWu wiww believe :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :33 mind UwU that ÚwÚ suits +x3 With :3 this >w< thy fair ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd character. +I ;;w;; pwithee, ÚwÚ and I'll pay ÚwÚ thee bounteously, +>_> Conceaw me what I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< be my aid +>_< Fow such disguise as uWu hapwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ become +The fowm >_> of my intent. I'll sewve :3 this :33 duke: +Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ pwesent me as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^-^ to him; +^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be wowth >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, uWu fow I can sing +And speak ^-^ to him in many OwO sowts >_> of OwO music, +:33 That uWu wiww awwow me vewy wowth his uWu sewvice. +What ewse ^-^ may :3 hap ^-^ to UwU time I uWu wiww ;;w;; commit; +>_> Onwy ^-^ shape :3 thou siwence ^-^ to my wit. +>_< CAPTAIN. Be you his OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ mute I'll ^w^ be; +When my :33 tongue blabs, then let >_< minye eyes ^.^ nyot :3 see. +VIOLA. I :3 thank thee. Lead me x3 on. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY OwO BEWCH ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 a pwague :3 means my niece ^-^ to UwU take OwO the death >_> of xDD hew +bwothew ^.^ thus? I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< cawe's OwO an enemy ^-^ to wife. +x3 MAWIA. By my ^w^ twoth, Sir Toby, you >w< must come in >_< eawwiew o' nyights; +>_> youw uWu cousin, my >w< wady, ^-^ takes gweat xDD exceptions ^-^ to >_> youw i-iww OwO houws. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, let xDD hew ^-^ except before ^.^ excepted. +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but you >w< must x3 confinye yourself within OwO the modest xDD wimits +>_> of x3 owdew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Confinye! I'll x3 confinye ^-^ mysewf nyo >_< finyew than I ÚwÚ am. ^.^ These +clothes awe good enough ^-^ to dwink ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ^.^ these :33 boots :33 too; +OwO an uWu they >w< be ;;w;; nyot, let them >_> hang themsewves in theiw >_> own OwO stwaps. +x3 MAWIA. :33 That >_< quaffing ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO you; I heard my wady +talk >_> of ^.^ it x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a foowish x3 knyight UwU that you ^w^ bwought in +^-^ onye night here ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew wooew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Who? Sir :3 Andwew :3 Aguecheek? +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ he. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He's as taww :3 a man as x3 any's in ;;w;; Iwwywia. +x3 MAWIA. What's UwU that ^-^ to th' purpose? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he >_> has three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats :3 a xDD yeaw. +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 he'ww ^.^ have uWu but :3 a yeaw in >w< aww ^.^ these ducats; :33 he's :3 a +vewy OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwodigaw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Fie UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say so! ÚwÚ He uWu pways o' th' xDD viow-de-gamboys, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw UwU wanguages >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ^-^ without book, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the good x3 gifts >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. +x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, ^w^ awmost natural; for, >w< besides UwU that :33 he's :3 a +fool, :33 he's :3 a gweat :33 quawwewwew; ÚwÚ and uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a +cowawd ^-^ to allay OwO the ;;w;; gust ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in UwU quawwewwing, 'tis ^w^ thought +UwU among OwO the prudent ^.^ he would >_> quickwy ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a ^-^ gwave. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu they awe x3 scoundwews ÚwÚ and OwO subtwactows UwU that +uWu say OwO so >_> of >_> him. OwO Who awe OwO they? +x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They UwU that >w< add, x3 moweuvw, :33 he's dwunk ^w^ nyightwy in >_> youw :33 company. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 With uWu dwinking heawths ^-^ to my ^w^ nyiece; I'll dwink ^-^ to xDD hew as +wong as there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ passage in my ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ and dwink in ;;w;; Iwwywia. +>w< He's :3 a cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a coystrill UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dwink ^-^ to my niece +ÚwÚ tiww his >w< bwains xDD tuwn o' th' >_> toe >_< wike :3 a parish-top. >_> What, >_< wench! +^-^ Castiwianyo vuwgo! uWu fow here comes Sir :3 Andwew Agueface. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Belch! OwO How nyow, Sir Toby Belch! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Sweet Sir Andwew! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Bwess you, fair xDD shwew. +x3 MAWIA. And you UwU too, sir. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Accost, Sir Andrew, x3 accost. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. What's ÚwÚ that? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My nyiece's UwU chambewmaid. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess >w< Accost, I desiwe better :33 acquaintance. +x3 MAWIA. UwU My name :3 is Mary, sir. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Mawy :33 Accost- +ÚwÚ SIW UwU Toby. You mistake, uWu knyight. 'Accost' :3 is xDD fwont UwU hew, board UwU hew, +^w^ woo UwU hew, assail :3 hew. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, I would ^.^ nyot >_< undewtake xDD hew in :3 this :33 company. +^-^ Is UwU that OwO the meaning >_> of >w< 'accost'? +x3 MAWIA. Fawe you well, >_< gentwemen. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. An :3 thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would :3 thou x3 mightst never +dwaw >_< swowd ^-^ again! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you part so, mistress, I would I UwU might never dwaw +>_< swowd again. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have fools in ^.^ hand? +x3 MAWIA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot you uWu by th' hand. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's my hand. +x3 MAWIA. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ thought :3 is xDD fwee. I pray you, bwing >_> youw hand ^-^ to +th' buttry-bar ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it drink. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Wherefore, sweetheawt? What's >_> youw metaphor? +x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ It's >_> dwy, sir. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ think >w< so; I x3 am ^.^ nyot such OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu but I can ^-^ keep my +hand dry. But ^w^ what's >_> youw jest? +x3 MAWIA. OwO A OwO dwy >w< jest, sir. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Awe you :33 fuww >_> of >w< them? +x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have them at my fingers' ;;w;; ends; >w< mawwy, :3 nyow I let +>w< go >_> youw ;;w;; hand, I x3 am UwU bawwen. Exit uWu MAWIA +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 O :3 knyight, :3 thou ^w^ wack'st :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of canyawy! When >_> did I UwU see +ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< put :33 down? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Nyevew in >_> youw xDD wife, I think; unwess you UwU see x3 canyawy >w< put +me down. x3 Methinks ^.^ sometimes I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian +^w^ ow OwO an ordinary man :33 has; uWu but I x3 am gweat ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and I +believe UwU that OwO does harm ^-^ to my wit. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Nyo :33 question. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. An I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd forswear it. I'll ride UwU home +to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Pouwquoi, my dear knyight? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. What :3 is 'pourquoi'- ^-^ do ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot x3 do? I would I xDD had bestowed +UwU that UwU time in OwO the ^.^ tongues UwU that I ^.^ have in fencing, uWu dancing, ÚwÚ and +OwO beaw-baiting. >_> Oh, xDD had I uWu but ^-^ fowwowed OwO the arts! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then xDD hadst :3 thou xDD had OwO an excellent head >_> of haiw. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, would UwU that ^.^ have >_> mended my haiw? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Past ÚwÚ question; uWu fow :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot c-cuww uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. But ^.^ it >_< becomes me ;;w;; weww enyough, does't not? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Excewwent; ^.^ it OwO hangs >_< wike ^.^ fwax uWu on :3 a :3 distaff, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to +UwU see :3 a huswife UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 between xDD hew >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_< spin ^.^ it UwU off. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I'll UwU home to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. Your niece uWu wiww +^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ seen, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ be, >w< it's ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to ^-^ onye she'll UwU nyonye >_> of me; +OwO the UwU Count ^-^ himsewf here ^-^ hawd uWu by woos :3 hew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< She'ww UwU nyonye o' th' Count; she'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ match :33 abuv xDD hew +UwU degwee, neither in ^w^ estate, yeaws, :3 nyow >_> wit; I ^.^ have heard xDD hew +:33 sweaw't. UwU Tut, :33 thewe's life ^w^ in't, xDD man. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll stay :3 a month longer. I x3 am :3 a :3 fewwow o' th' strangest +:33 mind >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; I dewight in masques ÚwÚ and >_> wevews ^.^ sometimes +ÚwÚ awtogethew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Awt :3 thou good at ^.^ these kickshawses, knyight? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ^-^ any man in UwU Iwwywia, >_> whatsoevew ^.^ he ^.^ be, uWu undew OwO the +degree >_> of my ÚwÚ bettews; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot compawe with OwO an ^.^ owd xDD man. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 is >w< thy :33 excewwence in :3 a gawwiawd, knyight? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I can ÚwÚ cut :3 a OwO capew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And I can ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^w^ mutton to't. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have OwO the x3 back-twick >_> simpwy as >w< stwong as +^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Whewefowe awe ^.^ these >w< things ;;w;; hid? >w< Whewefowe ^.^ have ^.^ these +x3 gifts :3 a OwO cuwtain before ;;w;; 'em? uWu Awe uWu they >_< wike ^-^ to UwU take xDD dust, >_< wike +^w^ Mistwess Mall's pictuwe? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to church in :3 a +galliard ÚwÚ and come UwU home in :3 a x3 cowanto? UwU My vewy ÚwÚ wawk shouwd >w< be :3 a +jig; I would ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as ^-^ make >w< watew uWu but in :3 a >_> sink-a-pace. What +OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to hide viwtues OwO in? I >_> did xDD think, uWu by +OwO the excellent constitution >_> of >w< thy :33 weg, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was form'd uWu undew OwO the +star >_> of :3 a >_> gawwiawd. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, 'tis ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO does indifferent ;;w;; weww in +>w< fwame-cowouw'd :33 stock. :33 Shaww ^-^ we xDD set about >w< some ^w^ wevews? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD ewse? Were ^-^ we ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew ^-^ Tauwus? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Tauwus? ^.^ That's ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. No, siw; ^.^ it :3 is >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_> thighs. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the OwO capew. Ha, +ÚwÚ highew! Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ excewwent! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew VALENTINE, ÚwÚ and VIOWA in ÚwÚ man's >_< attiwe + +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke continue ^.^ these favouws towards you, Cesawio, +you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >w< much >_> advanc'd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO knyown you uWu but three +OwO days, ÚwÚ and already you awe nyo >w< stwangew. +VIOLA. You ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; feaw his humouw ^w^ ow my nyegwigence, UwU that you caww +in xDD question OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of his wuv. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< inconstant, ;;w;; siw, +in his OwO favouws? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +VIOLA. I :3 thank you. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Count. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ^-^ saw Cesawio, ho? +VIOLA. uWu On >_> youw :3 attendance, my lord, here. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Stand you :3 awhiwe aloof. Cesawio, +Thou uWu knyow'st nyo less uWu but uWu aww; I ^.^ have UwU uncwasp'd +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the book x3 even >_> of my >w< secwet ÚwÚ souw. +:33 Thewefowe, good youth, OwO addwess >w< thy ^-^ gait x3 unto UwU hew; +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied >w< access, ^.^ stand at xDD hew doors, +And tell them there >w< thy uWu fixed foot uWu shaww gwow +;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^.^ have uWu audience. +VIOLA. Suwe, my x3 nyobwe lord, +>w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO so OwO abandon'd ^-^ to xDD hew UwU sowwow +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is spoke, ^.^ she never uWu wiww UwU admit >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be >_< cwamowous ÚwÚ and :33 weap >w< aww civil >w< bounds, +>_< Wathew than ^-^ make ÚwÚ unpwofited ^w^ wetuwn. +VIOLA. Say I ^-^ do speak with UwU hew, my lord, what ^.^ then? +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, then ^-^ unfowd OwO the passion >_> of my love, +UwU Suwpwise xDD hew with :3 discouwse >_> of my dear faith! +^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ act my OwO woes: +She uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^.^ it better in >w< thy xDD youth +>w< Than in :3 a >_> nyuncio's >_> of ^-^ mowe grave ÚwÚ aspect. +VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw >_> wad, believe it, +>_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet bewie >w< thy x3 happy years +:33 That uWu say :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ man: >_> Dianya's x3 wip +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and uWu wubious; >w< thy small pipe +^-^ Is as OwO the maiden's ^-^ owgan, shrill ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, +And >w< aww :3 is semblative :3 a :3 woman's pawt. +I xDD knyow >w< thy constewwation :3 is ^.^ wight :3 apt +>_< Fow :3 this affair. uWu Some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^.^ attend x3 him- +Aww, ^-^ if you wiww, uWu fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am :33 best +When :33 weast in :33 company. Pwospew ;;w;; weww in this, +And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live as ^-^ fweewy as >w< thy lord +ÚwÚ To caww his :3 fowtunyes >w< thinye. +VIOLA. I'll ^-^ do my :33 best +ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo >_> youw >_< wady. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Yet, :3 a barful stwife! +>_> Whoe'ew I woo, ^-^ mysewf would >w< be his wife. + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; eithew tell me xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot open +my lips OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a >_< bwistwe ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew in uWu way >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; excuse; my +wady uWu wiww >_> hang ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy x3 absence. +CLOWN. >_> Wet xDD hew >_> hang >_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hang'd in :3 this x3 wowwd ^.^ nyeeds +^-^ to ;;w;; feaw nyo colours. +x3 MAWIA. UwU Make UwU that :33 good. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU see UwU nyonye ^-^ to fear. +x3 MAWIA. OwO A good lenten >w< answew. I can tell ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe UwU that ^.^ saying ÚwÚ was +:33 bown, >_> of OwO 'I ;;w;; feaw nyo cowouws.' +CLOWN. Whewe, good ^w^ Mistwess ^.^ Mawy? +x3 MAWIA. UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ may you >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say in >_> youw +xDD foowewy. +CLOWN. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give them OwO wisdom UwU that ^.^ have xDD it; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that awe +fools, let them ;;w;; use theiw talents. +x3 MAWIA. >_> Yet you uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow being OwO so wong absent; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be +tuwn'd ^.^ away- :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that as good as :3 a :33 hanging ^-^ to you? +CLOWN. >_> Many :3 a good :33 hanging UwU pwevents :3 a OwO bad marriage; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU tuwnying +^w^ away, let uWu summew bear ^.^ it >_< out. +x3 MAWIA. You awe resolute, ^.^ then? +CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but I x3 am resolv'd uWu on two >_> points. +x3 MAWIA. :33 That ^-^ if ^-^ onye bweak, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww howd; ^w^ ow ^-^ if uWu both bweak, +>_> youw x3 gaskins OwO faww. +CLOWN. ^.^ Apt, in good :33 faith, vewy apt! Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; ^-^ if Sir Toby +would xDD weave ^.^ dwinking, :3 thou ^w^ wewt as ^w^ witty :3 a piece >_> of >w< Eve's ^.^ fwesh +as ^-^ any in ;;w;; Iwwywia. +x3 MAWIA. Peace, you wogue, nyo ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. ;;w;; Hewe comes my >_< wady. UwU Make +>_> youw ;;w;; excuse ^w^ wisewy, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. Exit + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO + +CLOWN. >_< Wit, ^w^ an't >w< be >w< thy wiww, >w< put me OwO into good fooling! Those xDD wits +UwU that ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do vewy ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv foows; ÚwÚ and I UwU that x3 am +^w^ suwe I wack ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD wise xDD man. >_< Fow what :33 says +Quinapalus? x3 'Bettew :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow than :3 a foowish ^-^ wit.' :3 God bless +^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! +OWIVIA. ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow >_> away. +CLOWN. Do you ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, fellows? ;;w;; Take away OwO the >_< wady. +OWIVIA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >_< y'awe :3 a OwO dwy OwO foow; I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. UwU Besides, you +gwow dishonest. +CLOWN. >w< Two fauwts, ÚwÚ madonnya, UwU that dwink ÚwÚ and good counsew uWu wiww >_> amend; +uWu fow ^w^ give OwO the OwO dwy OwO foow x3 dwink, then :3 is OwO the OwO foow ^.^ nyot dry. UwU Bid OwO the +>_< dishonyest man OwO mend himself: ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mend, ^.^ he :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew +dishonyest; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 cannyot, let OwO the botchew OwO mend >_> him. OwO Anything +that's >_> mended :3 is uWu but patch'd; :3 viwtue UwU that twansgwesses :3 is uWu but +:33 patch'd with uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin UwU that amends :3 is uWu but :33 patch'd with ;;w;; viwtue. +>w< If UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe >_> sywwogism uWu wiww serve, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, +what remedy? UwU As there :3 is nyo OwO twue uWu cuckowd uWu but calamity, OwO so +beauty's :3 a OwO fwowew. The wady bade UwU take away OwO the OwO foow; ^.^ thewefowe, I +uWu say uWu again, UwU take xDD hew >_> away. +OWIVIA. >_> Siw, I bade them UwU take away you. +CLOWN. Mispwision in OwO the OwO highest degwee! Lady, UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit +>w< monyachum'; that's as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as I wear ^.^ nyot motwey in my +x3 bwain. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv you :3 a >_> foow. +OWIVIA. ^w^ Can you ^-^ do it? +CLOWN. >_< Dextewiouswy, good :3 madonnya. +OWIVIA. UwU Make >_> youw proof. +CLOWN. I >w< must catechize you uWu fow it, :3 madonnya. +Good my xDD mouse >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. +OWIVIA. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow UwU want >_> of uWu othew ;;w;; idwenyess, I'll xDD bide >_> youw +proof. +CLOWN. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, x3 why mouwn'st thou? +OWIVIA. Good fool, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's :33 death. +CLOWN. I ÚwÚ think his ^w^ souw :3 is in >_< heww, :3 madonnya. +OWIVIA. I xDD knyow his ^w^ souw :3 is in UwU heaven, >_> foow. +CLOWN. The ^-^ mowe fool, ÚwÚ madonnya, ^-^ to mourn uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^w^ souw +being in >_< heaven. ;;w;; Take away OwO the fool, >_< gentwemen. +OWIVIA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this fool, Malvolio? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :33 mend? +MAWVOWIO. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww uWu do, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death >_< shake >_> him. +Infirmity, UwU that :33 decays OwO the ÚwÚ wise, doth >w< evew ^-^ make OwO the better >_> foow. +CLOWN. :3 God ^-^ send you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 speedy infirmity, uWu fow OwO the better +>_< incweasing >_> youw uWu fowwy! Sir Toby uWu wiww >w< be sworn UwU that I x3 am nyo fox; +uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD pass his >_> wowd uWu fow x3 twopence UwU that you awe nyo >_> foow. +OWIVIA. OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to UwU that, Malvolio? +MAWVOWIO. I x3 mawvew >_> youw ladyship ^-^ takes dewight in such :3 a xDD bawwen +:33 wascaw; I ^-^ saw him >w< put ;;w;; down OwO the uWu othew :3 day with OwO an ordinary OwO foow +UwU that >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe bwain than :3 a >_> stonye. Wook you nyow, :33 he's >_< out >_> of +his guawd ;;w;; awweady; unwess you waugh ÚwÚ and >_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^w^ him, +^.^ he :3 is gagg'd. I uWu pwotest I UwU take ^.^ these xDD wise x3 men UwU that crow OwO so at +^.^ these xDD set >w< kind >_> of fools nyo better than OwO the >_< foows' zanies. +OWIVIA. :33 O, you awe uWu sick >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste with :3 a +distempew'd appetite. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 genyewous, >_> guiwtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of free +>_> disposition, :3 is ^-^ to UwU take x3 those >w< things uWu fow bird-bolts UwU that you ^.^ deem +UwU cannyon bullets. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 swandew in OwO an >_< awwow'd fool, >w< though ^.^ he +^-^ do nyothing uWu but UwU waiw; :3 nyow nyo >_> waiwing in OwO knyown >w< discweet man, >w< though +^.^ he ^-^ do nyothing uWu but >_< wepwuv. +CLOWN. Nyow >_> Mewcuwy >w< endue ÚwÚ thee with UwU weasing, uWu fow :3 thou OwO speak'st ;;w;; weww +>_> of fools! + +;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA + +x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is at OwO the xDD gate :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman >w< much desires +^-^ to speak with you. +OWIVIA. From OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 is it? +x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a fair x3 young man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ;;w;; attended. +OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> of my ^w^ peopwe howd him in >_> deway? +x3 MAWIA. Sir Toby, UwU madam, >_> youw :3 kinsman. +OWIVIA. x3 Fetch him OwO off, I pray OwO you; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks nyothing uWu but madman. +;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 him! xDD [Exit ÚwÚ MAWIA] uWu Go you, ;;w;; Mawvowio: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a suit ^-^ fwom +OwO the >w< Count, I x3 am >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at >_> home- what you uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU dismiss +it. xDD [Exit MALVOLIO] Nyow you >_> see, ;;w;; siw, how >_> youw OwO foowing grows >_> owd, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe :33 diswike it. +CLOWN. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke uWu fow >w< us, ÚwÚ madonnya, as ^-^ if >w< thy ewdest :3 son shouwd +>w< be :3 a OwO foow; uWu whose x3 skuww OwO Juv uWu cwam with brains! uWu Fow- here ^.^ he >_< comes- +^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy uWu kin >_> has :3 a UwU most uWu weak :3 pia matew. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY + +OWIVIA. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, half >w< dwunk! What :3 is ^.^ he at OwO the gate, ^-^ cousin? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A gentleman. +OWIVIA. OwO A gentweman! What gentweman? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ gentweman here. ÚwÚ [Hiccups] OwO A pwague o' ^.^ these +pickwe-hewwing! OwO How nyow, >_< sot! +CLOWN. Good Sir ÚwÚ Toby! +OWIVIA. uWu Cousin, uWu cousin, how ^.^ have you come OwO so >_< eawwy uWu by :3 this +lethargy? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Wechewy! I :33 defy uWu wechewy. There's ^-^ onye at OwO the ;;w;; gate. +OWIVIA. >w< Ay, uWu mawwy; what :3 is x3 he? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO the ^w^ deviw OwO an ^.^ he wiww, I cawe not; ^w^ give me +:33 faith, uWu say :3 I. Weww, >w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. Exit +OWIVIA. What's :3 a drunken man ^-^ wike, xDD foow? +CLOWN. ;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ dwown'd man, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU madman: ^-^ onye :3 dwaught :33 abuv +heat makes him :3 a OwO foow; OwO the uWu second ^.^ mads him; ÚwÚ and :3 a third drowns +>_> him. +OWIVIA. uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO the :3 cwownyew, ÚwÚ and let him ^-^ sit o' my ^w^ coz; +uWu fow :33 he's in OwO the third degree >_> of x3 dwink, :33 he's ^-^ dwown'd; >w< go ÚwÚ wook +aftew >_> him. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but mad >_> yet, ÚwÚ madonnya, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO foow uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO the +madman. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO + +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, yond x3 young :3 fewwow >_< sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww speak with you. I +told him you ;;w;; wewe uWu sick; ^.^ he ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to undewstand OwO so xDD much, +ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. I told him you ;;w;; wewe +asleep; ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a foweknyowwedge >_> of UwU that UwU too, ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. What :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>w< wady? >w< He's fortified x3 against ^-^ any >_< denyiaw. +OWIVIA. >_> Teww him ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> me. +MAWVOWIO. xDD Has >_< been told >w< so; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ stand at >_> youw xDD doow +>_< wike :3 a ^.^ shewiff's uWu post, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the supporter ^-^ to :3 a :33 bench, uWu but :3 he'ww +speak with you. +OWIVIA. What >w< kind o' man :3 is x3 he? +MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >_> of ^.^ mankind. +OWIVIA. What manner >_> of man? +MAWVOWIO. x3 Of vewy i-iww :33 mannyew; :3 he'ww speak with you, uWu wiww you ^w^ ow nyo. +OWIVIA. x3 Of what personage ÚwÚ and years :3 is x3 he? +MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet ^.^ owd enough uWu fow :3 a man, :3 nyow x3 young enough uWu fow :3 a >w< boy; +as :3 a squash :3 is before 'tis :3 a peascod, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ codwing when 'tis +^w^ awmost OwO an OwO appwe; 'tis with him in standing ^w^ watew, :3 between :3 boy ÚwÚ and +xDD man. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ^-^ weww-favouw'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ speaks vewy shwewishwy; ^-^ onye +would ÚwÚ think his >_> mothew's >_< miwk ;;w;; wewe scarce >_< out >_> of >_> him. +OWIVIA. >_> Wet him appwoach. ^-^ Caww in my gentwewoman. +MAWVOWIO. :33 Gentwewoman, my wady UwU cawws. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA + +OWIVIA. >w< Give me my >_> veiw; xDD come, thwow ^.^ it o'ew my ^.^ face; +>w< We'ww UwU once ^-^ mowe hear Owsinyo's embassy. + +x3 Entew VIOWA + +VIOLA. The honyouwabwe wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu she? +OWIVIA. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. Your x3 wiww? +VIOLA. uWu Most uWu wadiant, ^.^ exquisite, ÚwÚ and unmatchable ÚwÚ beauty- I pray you +tell me ^-^ if :3 this >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw :3 hew. I +would >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU cast away my :3 speech; for, >w< besides UwU that ^.^ it :3 is +uWu excewwentwy ;;w;; weww :33 penn'd, I ^.^ have :3 taken gweat x3 pains ^-^ to UwU con it. Good +OwO beauties, let me sustain nyo UwU scown; I x3 am vewy ;;w;; comptibwe, x3 even ^-^ to +OwO the :33 weast sinister UwU usage. +OWIVIA. >_> Whence came you, sir? +VIOLA. I can uWu say wittwe ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have ^w^ studied, ÚwÚ and UwU that +ÚwÚ question's >_< out >_> of my pawt. Good gentwe one, ^w^ give me modest +assuwance ^-^ if you >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, UwU that I ^-^ may :33 pwoceed in +my xDD speech. +OWIVIA. uWu Awe you :3 a comedian? +VIOLA. No, my :3 pwofound >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by OwO the vewy :3 fangs >_> of ;;w;; mawice +I sweaw, I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU that I play. uWu Awe you OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >w< house? +OWIVIA. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot usurp ÚwÚ mysewf, I ÚwÚ am. +VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if you awe :33 she, you ^-^ do usurp yourself; uWu fow +what :3 is x3 youws ^-^ to bestow :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 youws ^-^ to :33 wesewve. But :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom +my commission. I uWu wiww uWu on with my OwO speech in >_> youw :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and then +show you OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my message. +OWIVIA. Come ^-^ to what :3 is ÚwÚ impowtant >w< in't. I forgive you OwO the :3 pwaise. +VIOLA. ^.^ Awas, I took gweat x3 pains ^-^ to study it, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< poeticaw. +OWIVIA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be feignyed; I pray you ^-^ keep ^.^ it in. I +heard you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; saucy at my ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and >_< awwow'd >_> youw xDD appwoach +wathew ^-^ to wonder at you than ^-^ to hear you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< mad, >w< be +gone; ^-^ if you ^.^ have reason, >w< be x3 bwief; 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU time >_> of ^-^ moon +with me ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye in OwO so >_> skipping >_> diawogue. +x3 MAWIA. uWu Wiww you hoist >_> saiw, sir? ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw way. +VIOLA. No, good swabber, I x3 am ^-^ to huww here :3 a wittwe longer. +uWu Some mowwification uWu fow >_> youw >_> giant, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. +OWIVIA. >_> Teww me >_> youw mind. +VIOLA. I x3 am :3 a messenger. +OWIVIA. Suwe, you ^.^ have >w< some hideous matter ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, when OwO the +couwtesy >_> of ^.^ it :3 is OwO so uWu feawfuw. ^w^ Speak >_> youw :33 office. +VIOLA. ^w^ It :3 awonye UwU concewns >_> youw OwO eaw. I bwing nyo overture >_> of war, nyo +OwO taxation >_> of homage: I howd OwO the owive in my >w< hand; my uWu wowds awe as +:33 fuww >_> of xDD peace as OwO mattew. +OWIVIA. >_> Yet you >_< began ÚwÚ wudewy. What awe you? What would you? +VIOLA. The wudenyess UwU that ;;w;; hath appeaw'd in me ^.^ have I ^w^ weawn'd ^-^ fwom my +entewtainment. What I x3 am ÚwÚ and what I would awe as >w< secwet as +maidenhead- ^-^ to >_> youw >_> caws, divinity; ^-^ to ^-^ any other's, profanation. +OWIVIA. >w< Give OwO us OwO the place alone; ^-^ we uWu wiww hear :3 this x3 divinyity. +[Exeunt uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and ATTENDANTS] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is >_> youw >w< text? +VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ sweet uWu wady- +OWIVIA. OwO A comfortable :3 doctwinye, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said >_> of it. +:3 Whewe :3 wies >_> youw >w< text? +VIOLA. UwU In Owsinyo's >_< bosom. +OWIVIA. UwU In his ^.^ bosom! UwU In what x3 chaptew >_> of his ^w^ bosom? +VIOLA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu by OwO the ^w^ method: in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. +OWIVIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is OwO hewesy. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? +VIOLA. Good UwU madam, let me UwU see >_> youw face. +OWIVIA. >_< Have you ^-^ any :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> youw lord ^-^ to nyegotiate with my +face? You awe :3 nyow >_< out >_> of >_> youw xDD text; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain +ÚwÚ and show you OwO the >_< pictuwe. :33 [Unveiwing] Wook you, ;;w;; siw, such :3 a ^-^ onye I +ÚwÚ was :3 this pwesent. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? +VIOLA. Excellently >_< donye, ^-^ if :3 God >_> did all. +OWIVIA. ^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ gwain, siw; 'twill >_> enduwe ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and UwU weathew. +VIOLA. ^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty ^.^ twuwy OwO bwent, uWu whose wed ÚwÚ and >_> white +x3 Nyatuwe's >_> own ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cunnying hand >_> waid x3 on. +Lady, you awe OwO the cwueww'st ^.^ she alive, +>w< If you uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gwaces ^-^ to OwO the :33 gwave, +And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd nyo uWu copy. +OWIVIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 hawd-heawted; I uWu wiww ^w^ give >_< out +divews schedules >_> of my ^w^ beauty. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be inventoried, ÚwÚ and every +^-^ pawticwe ÚwÚ and >w< utensiw wabeww'd ^-^ to my wiww: x3 as- >_< item, two lips +indifferent OwO wed; >_< item, two :3 gwey eyes with >_< wids ^-^ to them; >_< item, ^-^ onye +neck, ^-^ onye ^.^ chin, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. Were you x3 sent UwU hithew ^-^ to UwU pwaise x3 me? +VIOLA. I UwU see you what you UwU awe: you awe xDD too uWu pwoud; +But, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO the x3 deviw, you awe x3 faiw. +UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew loves :3 you- :33 O, such love +Could >w< be uWu but UwU wecompens'd >w< though you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd +The nonpareil >_> of uWu beauty! +OWIVIA. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he love x3 me? +VIOLA. x3 With ;;w;; adowations, :33 fewtiwe >_< teaws, +x3 With groans UwU that thundew love, with sighs >_> of >w< fiwe. +OWIVIA. Your lord OwO does xDD knyow my mind; I cannyot love >_> him. +>_> Yet I suppose him viwtuous, xDD knyow him noble, +x3 Of gweat ^w^ estate, >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and stainless youth; +UwU In OwO voices ;;w;; weww divulg'd, ^.^ fwee, ^.^ weawn'd, ÚwÚ and :3 vawiant, +And in >w< dimension ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe +OwO A >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I cannyot love >_> him. +ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have took his ÚwÚ answew wong uWu ago. +VIOLA. >w< If I >_> did love you in my >_< mastew's >_< fwame, +x3 With such :3 a :3 suff'wing, such :3 a >_> deadwy xDD wife, +UwU In >_> youw UwU denyiaw I would find nyo ^-^ sense; +I would ^.^ nyot undewstand it. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, what would you? +VIOLA. UwU Make me :3 a wiwwow xDD cabin at >_> youw gate, +And caww x3 upon my ^w^ souw within OwO the >_< house; +x3 Wwite :33 woyaw >w< cantons >_> of contemnyed love +And sing them loud x3 even in OwO the UwU dead >_> of >_< nyight; +Halloo >_> youw name ^-^ to OwO the wevewbewate ÚwÚ haws, +And ^-^ make OwO the xDD babbwing ^.^ gossip >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw +OwO Cwy >_< out :33 'Owivia!' :33 O, you shouwd ^.^ nyot west +>w< Between OwO the >_< ewements >_> of ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and :3 eawth +But you shouwd ^-^ pity UwU me! +OWIVIA. You UwU might ^-^ do ^w^ much. +What :3 is >_> youw pawentage? +VIOLA. OwO Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: +I x3 am :3 a gentleman. +OWIVIA. UwU Get you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 wowd. +I cannyot love him; let him ^-^ send nyo >w< mowe- +>_< Unwess UwU pewchance you come ^-^ to me UwU again +ÚwÚ To tell me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes it. Fawe you :33 weww. +I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 pains; uWu spend :3 this uWu fow >_> me. +VIOLA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ fee'd uWu post, lady; ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 puwse; +UwU My :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, lacks wecompense. +^-^ Wuv ^-^ make his OwO heawt >_> of fwint UwU that you uWu shaww :33 wuv; +And let >_> youw fervour, >_< wike my OwO mastew's, >w< be +^.^ Pwac'd in ÚwÚ contempt! Faweweww, fair >w< cwuewty. Exit +OWIVIA. ;;w;; 'What :3 is >_> youw parentage?' +;;w;; 'Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: +I x3 am :3 a gentweman.' I'll >w< be sworn :3 thou :33 awt; +x3 Thy tongue, >w< thy ;;w;; face, >w< thy xDD wimbs, actions, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spiwit, +Do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> five-fowd bwazon. :3 Nyot xDD too uWu fast! >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! +>_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD man. OwO How nyow! +>_< Even OwO so >_> quickwy ^-^ may ^-^ onye catch OwO the ^w^ pwague? +x3 Methinks I ;;w;; feew :3 this youth's perfections +x3 With OwO an :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and subtle stealth +ÚwÚ To cweep in at >_< minye OwO eyes. Weww, let ^.^ it UwU be. +What ^w^ ho, :3 Mawvowio! + +;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO + +MAWVOWIO. Here, UwU madam, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. +OWIVIA. Wun aftew UwU that >_> same peevish x3 messengew, +The x3 County's xDD man. ÚwÚ He weft :3 this ring >_> behind ^w^ him, +Wouwd I ^w^ ow not. >_> Teww him I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. +:3 Desiwe him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fwattew with his lord, +Nyow howd him OwO up with xDD hopes; I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. +>w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way to-morrow, +I'll ^w^ give him reasons for't. Hie ^.^ thee, Malvolio. +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. Exit +OWIVIA. I ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to find +Minye eye xDD too gweat :3 a fwattewew uWu fow my mind. +ÚwÚ Fate, show >w< thy force: uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; owe; +What :3 is decreed >w< must ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this so! Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The uWu sea-coast + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN + +x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you stay nyo longer; :3 nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot UwU that I >w< go with +you? +:33 SEBASTIAN. By >_> youw >_> patience, nyo. UwU My x3 staws shinye darkly xDD uvw me; OwO the +^.^ mawignyancy >_> of my >w< fate UwU might UwU pewhaps distemper yours; OwO thewefowe I +uWu shaww crave >_> of you >_> youw xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may bear my x3 eviws awonye. ^w^ It +;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO bad ÚwÚ wecompense uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to uWu way ^-^ any >_> of them uWu on you. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow >_> of you :33 whithew you awe bound. +:33 SEBASTIAN. No, UwU sooth, siw; my :3 detewminyate UwU voyage :3 is mere +UwU extwavagancy. But I pewceive in you OwO so excellent :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of +x3 modesty UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu extowt ^-^ fwom me what I x3 am willing ^-^ to +^-^ keep in; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it chawges me in ^-^ mannyews OwO the wathew ^-^ to express +^-^ mysewf. You >w< must xDD knyow >_> of me then, Antonyio, my name :3 is ^-^ Sebastian, +;;w;; which I xDD caww'd Roderigo; my fathew ÚwÚ was UwU that >w< Sebastian >_> of +Messaline xDD whom I xDD knyow you ^.^ have heard >_> of. ÚwÚ He weft >_> behind him +^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu both :3 bown in OwO an ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ if OwO the uWu heavens xDD had +>_< been pleas'd, would ^-^ we xDD had OwO so ^w^ ended! But you, ;;w;; siw, alter'd UwU that; +uWu fow >w< some hour before you took me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bweach >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was +my ^-^ sistew dwown'd. +x3 ANTONyIO. Awas OwO the xDD day! +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said ^.^ she >w< much resembled uWu me, +ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet >_> of many ;;w;; accounted beautifuw; uWu but >w< though I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with +such xDD estimabwe wonder >_> uvwfaw believe UwU that, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw I uWu wiww +^.^ bowdwy pubwish her: ^.^ she ^-^ bowe :33 mind UwU that >_< envy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but caww +x3 faiw. She :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, with salt ^w^ watew, >w< though I ÚwÚ seem +^-^ to drown xDD hew wemembwance UwU again with more. +x3 ANTONyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO bad entewtainment. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 O good Antonyio, forgive me >_> youw xDD twoubwe. +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot murder me uWu fow my love, let me >w< be >_> youw +sewvant. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; undo what you ^.^ have donye- UwU that ;;w;; is, :33 kiww +him xDD whom you ^.^ have wecuvw'd-desiwe ^.^ it not. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww at once; +my uWu bosom :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of +my mothew UwU that, x3 upon OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion :3 mowe, >_< minye eyes uWu wiww tell +tales >_> of >_> me. I x3 am bound ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's couwt. >w< Faweweww. +Exit +x3 ANTONyIO. The gentleness >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with thee! +I ^.^ have many cnyemies in Owsinyo's couwt, +Else would I vewy :33 showtwy UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thewe. +But come what >w< may, I ^-^ do adore ÚwÚ thee OwO so +:33 That danger uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem sport, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew VIOWA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO at uWu sevewaw :33 doows + +MAWVOWIO. Were you ^.^ nyot :3 ev'n :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Countess Olivia? +VIOLA. >_< Even nyow, siw; uWu on :3 a moderate pace I ^.^ have >_< since awwiv'd uWu but +hithew. +MAWVOWIO. She wetuwns :3 this ring ^-^ to you, siw; you UwU might ^.^ have :33 saved +me my ÚwÚ pains, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it away OwO youwsewf. She ^w^ adds, x3 moweuvw, +UwU that you shouwd >w< put >_> youw lord OwO into :3 a desperate assuwance ^.^ she uWu wiww +UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. And ^-^ onye xDD thing mowe: UwU that you >w< be never OwO so hawdy ^-^ to +come UwU again in his affaiws, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to wepowt >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's +^-^ taking >_> of ÚwÚ this. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. +VIOLA. She took OwO the ring >_> of me; I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you peevishwy >w< thwew ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu wiww :3 is +^.^ it shouwd >w< be OwO so ;;w;; wetuwn'd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be wowth OwO stooping for, there ^.^ it +:3 wies in >_> youw eye; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^.^ it his UwU that ^.^ finds it. +Exit +VIOLA. I weft nyo ring with UwU hew; what :3 means :3 this >w< wady? +>_> Fowtunye fowbid my ^w^ outside ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO chawm'd her! +She :3 made good view >_> of me; :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much +:33 That methought xDD hew eyes xDD had lost xDD hew tongue, +>_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did speak in ^-^ stawts :3 distwactedwy. +She loves uWu me, >_> suwe: OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of xDD hew passion +ÚwÚ Invites me in :3 this :33 chuwwish messenger. +None >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wing! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he x3 sent xDD hew none. +I x3 am OwO the xDD man. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as ÚwÚ 'tis- +OwO Poow >w< wady, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe better love :3 a ^-^ dweam. +>_< Disguise, I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a :3 wickednyess +OwO Whewein OwO the pregnant enemy OwO does ^w^ much. +OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the proper-false +UwU In women's waxen hearts ^-^ to xDD set theiw :3 fowms! +^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw >_< fwaiwty :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ nyot xDD we! +>_< Fow such as ^-^ we awe :3 made :33 of, such ^-^ we UwU be. +OwO How uWu wiww :3 this ;;w;; fadge? UwU My ^w^ mastew loves xDD hew dearly, +And OwO I, UwU poow ;;w;; monstew, OwO fond as >w< much uWu on him; +And :33 she, mistaken, uWu seems ^-^ to dote uWu on >_> me. +What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? UwU As I x3 am man, +UwU My OwO state :3 is desperate uWu fow my >_< mastew's :33 wuv; +UwU As I x3 am xDD woman- :3 nyow OwO awas OwO the day!- +What :3 thwiftwess sighs uWu shaww UwU poow x3 Owivia bweathe! +:3 O Time, :3 thou >w< must untangwe this, ^.^ nyot I; +^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd :3 a knot uWu fow me x3 t' >_> untie! Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Appwoach, Sir :3 Andwew. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be abed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to +>w< be OwO up x3 betimes; ÚwÚ and 'diluculo :3 suwgewe' :3 thou UwU knyow'st- +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I xDD knyow not; uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be OwO up ^.^ wate +:3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO up late. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A false >_< concwusion! I UwU hate ^.^ it as OwO an uWu unfiww'd ^.^ can. ÚwÚ To >w< be +OwO up aftew xDD midnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed then :3 is ;;w;; eawwy; OwO so UwU that ^-^ to >w< go +^-^ to bed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed >w< betimes. uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives +x3 consist >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; ewements? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, OwO so uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it wathew :33 consists >_> of +;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and drinking. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Th'awt :3 a ^-^ schowaw; let OwO us OwO thewefowe xDD eat ÚwÚ and drink. +>w< Mawian, I :33 say! :3 a x3 stoup >_> of x3 winye. + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the fool, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +CLOWN. OwO How nyow, my heawts! OwO Did you never UwU see OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of 'we +thwee'? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wewcome, ass. Nyow wet's ^.^ have :3 a xDD catch. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, OwO the OwO foow >_> has OwO an excellent breast. I xDD had +wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had such :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a +>_> bweath ^-^ to sing, as OwO the OwO foow x3 has. UwU In UwU sooth, :3 thou >_< wast in vewy +>_< gwacious OwO foowing last night, when :3 thou >_< spok'st >_> of Pigrogromitus, +>_> of OwO the Vapians >_< passing OwO the :33 equinyoctiaw >_> of ^w^ Queubus; 'twas vewy +uWu good, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 sixpence uWu fow >w< thy >_> weman; xDD hadst it? +CLOWN. I >_> did ÚwÚ impeticos >w< thy ÚwÚ gwatiwwity; uWu fow Malvolio's nyose :3 is nyo +>_< whipstock. UwU My wady >_> has :3 a >_> white ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO the Mywmidons awe nyo +:3 bottwe-awe houses. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the :33 best >w< foowing, when >w< aww :3 is +>w< donye. Nyow, :3 a UwU song. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, there :3 is :3 sixpence uWu fow you. Let's ^.^ have :3 a UwU song. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. There's :3 a testril >_> of me :33 too; ^-^ if ^-^ onye x3 knyight ^w^ give a- +CLOWN. Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 a wuv-song, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ song >_> of good x3 wife? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A wuv-song, :3 a xDD wuv-song. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow good wife. + +:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings + +:3 O ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ minye, xDD whewe awe you woaming? +:33 O, stay ÚwÚ and hear; >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^w^ coming, +:33 That can sing uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. +^-^ Twip nyo :3 fuwthew, pwetty sweeting; +^w^ Jouwnyeys ^-^ end in lovers UwU meeting, +uWu Evewy xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :3 son doth know. + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent uWu good, >w< i' faith! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Good, uWu good! + +:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings + +What :3 is love? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO heweaftew; +Present uWu miwth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pwesent laughter; +What's ^-^ to come :3 is still unsure. +UwU In delay there :3 wies nyo ^w^ pwenty, +;;w;; Then come ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 twenty; +^.^ Youth's :3 a stuff uWu wiww ^.^ nyot endure. + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO A ;;w;; mewwifwuous OwO voice, as I x3 am OwO twue uWu knyight. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A xDD contagious ^.^ bweath. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Very ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ contagious, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To hear uWu by OwO the nyose, ^.^ it :3 is >w< duwcet in >_> contagion. But uWu shaww +^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the welkin ^-^ dance ^.^ indeed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; wouse OwO the UwU nyight-oww in +:3 a catch UwU that uWu wiww dwaw three souws >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye :3 weavew? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do +ÚwÚ that? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you love uWu me, wet's :3 do't. I x3 am ^.^ dog at :3 a xDD catch. +CLOWN. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; dogs uWu wiww catch :33 weww. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Most >w< cewtain. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw catch >w< be ÚwÚ 'Thou uWu knyave.' +CLOWN. x3 'Howd >w< thy :3 peace, :3 thou uWu knyave' knyight? I uWu shaww >w< be constrain'd +xDD in't ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee >_< knyave, uWu knyight. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time I ^.^ have ÚwÚ constwainyed ^-^ onye ^-^ to caww +me knave. :33 Begin, foow: ^.^ it begins x3 'Howd >w< thy peace.' +CLOWN. I uWu shaww never begin ^-^ if I howd my ^-^ peace. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Good, >w< i' faith! ^w^ Come, begin. ;;w;; [Catch ;;w;; sung] + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA + +x3 MAWIA. What :3 a uWu catewwauwing ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 hewe! >w< If my wady ^.^ have ^.^ nyot +xDD caww'd OwO up xDD hew ^.^ stewawd >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him xDD tuwn you >_< out >_> of +doors, never xDD twust >_> me. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My lady's :3 a x3 Cataian, ^-^ we awe politicians, Malvolio's :3 a +Peg-a-Ramsey, ÚwÚ and [Sings] +>_< Thwee >_> mewwy x3 men >w< be uWu we. +OwO Am ^.^ nyot I :33 consanguinyeous? OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew blood? :33 Tiwwy-vawwy, +>_< wady. [Sings] +Thewe dwewt :3 a man in Babywon, +Lady, >_< wady. +CLOWN. UwU Beshwew uWu me, OwO the :3 knyight's in ^.^ admiwabwe >w< foowing. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; weww enough ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ dispos'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I +:33 too; ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ it with :3 a better >w< gwace, uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ mowe x3 nyatuwaw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] >w< O' OwO the ^w^ twewfth :3 day >_> of December- +x3 MAWIA. >_< Fow OwO the love o' God, :3 peace! + +x3 Entew MAWVOWIO + +MAWVOWIO. UwU My masters, awe you >_> mad? Ow what awe you? >_< Have you nyo +wit, xDD mannyews, :3 nyow ;;w;; honyesty, uWu but ^-^ to >w< gabbwe >_< wike tinkers at :3 this +UwU time >_> of :3 nyight? Do ye ^-^ make OwO an ale-house >_> of my lady's OwO house, UwU that +ye ;;w;; squeak >_< out >_> youw coziews' catches ^-^ without ^-^ any ;;w;; mitigation ^w^ ow +>w< wemowse >_> of voice? ^-^ Is there nyo >_< wespect >_> of place, persons, :3 nyow +UwU time, in you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. We >_> did ^-^ keep UwU time, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ ouw catches. uWu Snyeck up! +MAWVOWIO. Sir Toby, I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with you. UwU My wady bade me tell +you UwU that, >w< though ^.^ she hawbouws you as xDD hew UwU kins-man, she's nyothing +xDD awwied ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ disowdews. >w< If you can xDD sepawate yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw +>_> misdemeanyouws, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the >_< house; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would +>w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU take xDD weave >_> of UwU hew, ^.^ she :3 is vewy willing ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you +faweweww. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] Faweweww, dear xDD heawt, >_< since I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gone. +x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Sir UwU Toby. +CLOWN. [Sings] His eyes ^-^ do show his >_< days awe ^w^ awmost >w< donye. +MAWVOWIO. :3 Is't x3 even so? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] But I uWu wiww never ^-^ die. >_< [Fawws >w< down] +CLOWN. [Sings] Sir Toby, there you ^-^ wie. +MAWVOWIO. :3 This :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to you. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him go? +CLOWN. [Sings] What OwO an ^-^ if you x3 do? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and spawe not? +CLOWN. [Sings] :33 O, no, no, no, no, you dare not. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Wising] Out o' tunye, :3 siw! uWu Ye ^-^ wie. Awt ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than :3 a +xDD stewawd? Dost :3 thou xDD think, ^.^ because :3 thou art viwtuous, there uWu shaww +>w< be nyo ^-^ mowe :33 cakes ÚwÚ and :33 awe? +CLOWN. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Annye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gingew uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ hot >w< i' th' OwO mouth +^w^ too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Th' art >w< i' th' >_> wight. Go, ;;w;; siw, wub >_> youw >w< chain with cwumbs. +OwO A x3 stoup >_> of winye, UwU Mawia! +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Mistwess Mary, ^-^ if you >_< pwiz'd my lady's :3 favouw at ^w^ anything +^-^ mowe than ^w^ contempt, you would ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 means uWu fow :3 this >_< unciviw +>w< wuwe; ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of it, uWu by :3 this hand. +Exit +x3 MAWIA. uWu Go >_< shake >_> youw x3 eaws. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Twewe as good :3 a deed as ^-^ to dwink when :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< ahungwy, +^-^ to challenge him OwO the field, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >_< bweak pwomise with him +ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a OwO foow >_> of >_> him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Do't, uWu knyight. I'll wwite ÚwÚ thee :3 a challenge; ^w^ ow I'll +x3 dewivew >w< thy UwU indignyation ^-^ to him uWu by >_> wowd >_> of UwU mouth. +x3 MAWIA. ^.^ Sweet Sir Toby, >w< be uWu patient uWu fow to-night; >_< since OwO the xDD youth >_> of +OwO the ^.^ Count's ÚwÚ was OwO to-day with my >w< wady, ^.^ she :3 is >w< much >_< out >_> of quiet. +>_< Fow :33 Monsieuw >_< Mawvowio, let me :3 awonye with him; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< guww +him OwO into :3 a UwU nyaywowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him :3 a ^w^ common recreation, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to lie straight in my bed. I xDD knyow I can +^-^ do it. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Possess >w< us, ^.^ possess >_< us; tell OwO us xDD something >_> of >_> him. +x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of Puritan. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, ^-^ if I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd beat him >_< wike :3 a >_< dog. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, uWu fow being :3 a Puritan? x3 Thy UwU exquisite reason, dear +knyight? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have nyo UwU exquisite reason UwU fow't, uWu but I ^.^ have reason good +^w^ enyough. +x3 MAWIA. The ^w^ deviw :3 a Puritan UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything constantwy uWu but :3 a +^.^ time-pweasew; OwO an x3 affection'd ;;w;; ass UwU that UwU cons OwO state ^-^ without book ÚwÚ and +utters ^.^ it uWu by gweat >w< swawths; OwO the :33 best pewsuaded >_> of himself, OwO so +:3 cwamm'd, as ^.^ he thinks, with uWu excewwencies UwU that ^.^ it :3 is his :33 gwounds +>_> of :3 faith UwU that >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook uWu on him love him; ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that OwO vice in +him uWu wiww my wevenge find >_> nyotabwe cause ^-^ to OwO wowk. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? +x3 MAWIA. I uWu wiww >_> dwop in his uWu way >w< some >_> obscuwe :33 epistwes >_> of :33 wuv; +whewein, uWu by OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of his :33 weg, OwO the +manner >_> of his ^-^ gait, OwO the expwessuwe >_> of his eye, forehead, ÚwÚ and +:3 compwexion, ^.^ he uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf UwU most >w< feewingwy pewsonyated. I +can wwite vewy >_< wike my >w< wady, >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; uWu on ^w^ fowgotten matter ^-^ we +can hardly ^-^ make >_> distinction >_> of ^-^ ouw hands. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent! I smell :3 a xDD device. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have't in my nyose ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD think, uWu by OwO the letters UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt drop, UwU that +uWu they come ^-^ fwom my niece, ÚwÚ and UwU that she's in love with >_> him. +x3 MAWIA. UwU My OwO puwpose ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, :3 a horse >_> of UwU that cowouw. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. And >_> youw horse :3 nyow would ^-^ make him OwO an ass. +x3 MAWIA. >_> Ass, I x3 doubt not. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, 'twill >w< be :33 admiwabwe! +x3 MAWIA. Spowt :33 woyaw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I xDD knyow my ÚwÚ physic uWu wiww wowk with +>_> him. I uWu wiww >_> pwant you ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO foow ^-^ make :3 a third, xDD whewe +^.^ he uWu shaww find OwO the :33 wettew; observe his constwuction >_> of it. >_< Fow +:3 this night, ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam uWu on OwO the >_> event. >w< Faweweww. +Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Good night, UwU Penthesiwea. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Before uWu me, she's :3 a good :33 wench. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 She's :3 a beagle >w< twue-bwed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that >_> adowes >_> me. +What o' ÚwÚ that? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ÚwÚ was ador'd UwU once ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Let's ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu knyight. Thou xDD hadst :3 nyeed ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ mowe +^-^ monyey. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I cannyot >_< wecuvw >_> youw niece, I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu way >_< out. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Send uWu fow >_> monyey, OwO knyight; ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' end, +caww me Cut. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, never xDD twust me; UwU take ^.^ it how you uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I'll >w< go >_< buwn >w< some :33 sack; 'tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to >w< go +^-^ to bed OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, OwO knyight; xDD come, uWu knyight. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< some UwU music. Nyow, good ^.^ mowwow, >_< fwiends. +Nyow, good Cesawio, uWu but UwU that piece >_> of song, +:33 That ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> antique ^.^ song ^-^ we heard last >_< nyight; +uWu Methought ^.^ it >_> did relieve my passion xDD much, +Mowe than ^.^ wight aiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ wecowwected >_> tewms +x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and giddy-paced x3 times. +^w^ Come, uWu but ^-^ onye x3 vewse. +CURIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, UwU that shouwd sing +it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it? +CURIO. ÚwÚ Feste, OwO the jester, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO foow UwU that OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's +fathew took >w< much dewight in. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO the >_< house. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Seek him out, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the xDD tunye OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. +Exit CURIO. OwO [Music uWu pways] +Come hithew, ÚwÚ boy. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou ^-^ shawt love, +UwU In OwO the ^w^ sweet >w< pangs >_> of ^.^ it wemembew me; +>_< Fow such as I x3 am >w< aww OwO twue lovers awe, +^.^ Unstaid ÚwÚ and :33 skittish in >w< aww motions ewse +ÚwÚ Save in OwO the ;;w;; constant ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe +:33 That :3 is :3 bewov'd. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this tune? +VIOLA. ^w^ It gives :3 a vewy ^w^ echo ^-^ to OwO the x3 seat +:3 Whewe ^-^ Wuv :3 is UwU thwon'd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou OwO dost speak mastewwy. +UwU My life xDD upon't, x3 young >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, UwU thinye eye +;;w;; Hath :33 stay'd x3 upon >w< some :3 favouw UwU that ^.^ it :33 wuvs; +;;w;; Hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 boy? +VIOLA. OwO A little, uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. +ÚwÚ DUKE. What >w< kind >_> of ^-^ woman is't? +VIOLA. x3 Of >_> youw complexion. +ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^.^ thee, xDD then. What yeaws, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? +VIOLA. About >_> youw yeaws, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Too >_> owd, uWu by uWu heaven! >_> Wet still OwO the ^-^ woman UwU take +An ÚwÚ ewdew than herself; OwO so weaws ^.^ she ^-^ to ^w^ him, +^w^ So sways ^.^ she ^w^ wevew in xDD hew >_< husband's ÚwÚ heawt. +>_< Fow, OwO boy, :33 howevew ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU pwaise >w< ouwsewves, +Our UwU fancies awe ^-^ mowe x3 giddy ÚwÚ and >_< unfiwm, +Mowe longing, xDD wavewing, sooner lost ÚwÚ and uWu won, +>w< Than women's >_> awe. +VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let >w< thy love >w< be ^.^ youngew than ÚwÚ thysewf, +Ow >w< thy xDD affection cannyot howd OwO the bent; +>_< Fow >w< women awe as xDD woses, uWu whose fair flow'r +>_> Being UwU once OwO dispway'd doth ^-^ faww UwU that vewy hour. +VIOLA. And OwO so uWu they ;;w;; awe; alas, UwU that uWu they awe so! +ÚwÚ To x3 die, x3 even when uWu they ^-^ to :3 pewfection xDD gwow! + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, fewwow, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ song ^-^ we xDD had last ^-^ nyight. +>_< Mawk it, ^w^ Cesawio; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain; +The :3 spinstews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ knyittews in OwO the >_> sun, +And OwO the free xDD maids UwU that xDD weave theiw thwead with OwO bonyes, +Do ;;w;; use ^-^ to x3 chant xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ siwwy UwU sooth, +And :33 dawwies with OwO the >w< innyocence >_> of love, +;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd age. +CLOWN. uWu Awe you ^w^ weady, sir? +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Ay; ;;w;; pwithee, uWu sing. >_< [Music] + +OwO FESTE'S SONG + +Come ^w^ away, come ^w^ away, ^w^ death; +And in >_> sad UwU cypwess let me >w< be :33 waid; +>_> Fwy ^w^ away, UwU fwy ^w^ away, breath, +I x3 am OwO swain uWu by :3 a fair x3 cwuew uWu maid. +UwU My x3 shwoud >_> of >_< white, ÚwÚ stuck >w< aww with yew, +:33 O, :33 pwepawe ^.^ it! +UwU My part >_> of death nyo ^-^ onye OwO so OwO twue +OwO Did share it. + +:3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ fwowew, ^.^ nyot :3 a flower ;;w;; sweet, +uWu On my bwack ^-^ coffin let there >w< be xDD stwown; +:3 Nyot :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ nyot :3 a fwiend gweet +UwU My UwU poow corpse xDD whewe my bones uWu shaww >w< be thrown; +OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ thousand ^-^ to UwU save, +>w< Way uWu me, :33 O, xDD whewe +x3 Sad OwO twue >_> wuvw never find my :33 gwave, +ÚwÚ To weep ;;w;; thewe! + +ÚwÚ DUKE. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. +CLOWN. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ pains, siw; I UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe in :33 singing, sir. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll pay >w< thy pweasuwe, xDD then. +CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow >_> anyothew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me :3 nyow xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave thee. +CLOWN. Nyow OwO the >_> mewanchowy god :3 pwotect thee; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow ^-^ make >w< thy +ÚwÚ doubwet >_> of uWu changeabwe taffeta, uWu fow >w< thy :33 mind :3 is :3 a vewy >w< opaw. I +would ^.^ have x3 men >_> of such constancy >w< put ^-^ to >_< sea, UwU that theiw ^-^ businyess +UwU might >w< be evewything, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent evewywhewe: uWu fow that's ^.^ it +UwU that :33 awways makes :3 a good UwU voyage >_> of nothing. >w< Faweweww. +Exit :3 CWOWN +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the west ^w^ give :3 pwace. +>_< Exeunt ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS +>w< Once :3 mowe, Cesawio, +UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to yond >_> same x3 suvweign >w< cwuewty. +>_> Teww xDD hew my love, ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe than OwO the UwU wowwd, +:3 Pwizes ^.^ nyot xDD quantity >_> of :3 diwty wands; +The pawts UwU that >_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath bestow'd x3 upon UwU hew, +>_> Teww xDD hew I howd as giddily as uWu Fowtunye; +But 'tis UwU that >_< miwacwe ÚwÚ and queen >_> of :33 gems +:33 That :3 Nyatuwe pranks xDD hew in ÚwÚ attwacts my ÚwÚ souw. +VIOLA. But ^-^ if ^.^ she cannyot love you, sir? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I cannyot >w< be OwO so answer'd. +VIOLA. ^w^ Sooth, uWu but you :3 must. +Say UwU that >w< some >w< wady, as UwU pewhaps there ;;w;; is, +;;w;; Hath uWu fow >_> youw love as gweat :3 a pang >_> of OwO heawt +UwU As you ^.^ have uWu fow x3 Owivia. You cannyot love UwU hew; +You tell xDD hew ÚwÚ so. Must ^.^ she ^.^ nyot then >w< be answer'd? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's ^-^ sides +^w^ Can xDD bide OwO the >_> beating >_> of OwO so >w< stwong :3 a passion +UwU As love doth ^w^ give my >_> heawt; nyo :3 woman's OwO heawt +^w^ So xDD big ^-^ to howd OwO so :33 much; uWu they wack xDD wetention. +^.^ Awas, theiw love ^-^ may >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ appetite- +:3 Nyo motion >_> of OwO the >_< wivew, uWu but OwO the :33 pawate- +:33 That suffer ^w^ suwfeit, ÚwÚ cwoyment, ÚwÚ and wevowt; +But >_< minye :3 is >w< aww as x3 hungwy as OwO the >_< sea, +And can OwO digest as ^w^ much. UwU Make nyo compawe +>w< Between UwU that love :3 a ^-^ woman can bear me +And UwU that I owe x3 Owivia. +VIOLA. >w< Ay, uWu but I >_> knyow- +ÚwÚ DUKE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? +VIOLA. :3 Too ;;w;; weww what love >w< women ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ may ^-^ owe. +UwU In :33 faith, uWu they awe as OwO twue >_> of OwO heawt as uWu we. +UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a daughter :33 wov'd :3 a man, +UwU As ^.^ it UwU might >w< be perhaps, ;;w;; wewe I :3 a woman, +I shouwd >_> youw >_> wowdship. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And ^w^ what's xDD hew UwU histowy? +VIOLA. OwO A uWu bwank, my :33 wowd. She never told xDD hew love, +But let x3 conceawment, >_< wike :3 a wowm >w< i' th' bud, +:33 Feed uWu on xDD hew x3 damask uWu cheek. She pin'd in thought; +And with :3 a green ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow >_> mewanchowy +She xDD sat >_< wike uWu Patience uWu on :3 a monument, +Smiwing at ^w^ gwief. >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this love ^.^ indeed? +We x3 men ^-^ may uWu say :3 mowe, uWu sweaw :3 mowe, uWu but >_< indeed +Our >w< shows awe ^-^ mowe than wiww; uWu fow still ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv +^.^ Much in ^-^ ouw xDD vows, uWu but wittwe in ^-^ ouw wuv. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But ;;w;; died >w< thy ^-^ sistew >_> of xDD hew love, my x3 boy? +VIOLA. I x3 am >w< aww OwO the daughters >_> of my >_< fathew's OwO house, +And >w< aww OwO the bwothews :33 too- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow not. +>_> Siw, uWu shaww I ^-^ to :3 this >w< wady? +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, that's OwO the UwU theme. +ÚwÚ To xDD hew in UwU haste. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this jewel; uWu say +UwU My love can ^w^ give nyo place, xDD bide nyo denyay. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +^-^ OWIVIA'S garden + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come >w< thy :33 ways, UwU Signyiow Fabian. +FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 come; ^-^ if I wose :3 a scruple >_> of :3 this uWu spowt let me >w< be +boiw'd ^-^ to death with mewanchowy. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the niggardly UwU wascawwy +sheep-biter come uWu by >w< some >_> nyotabwe shame? +FABIAN. I would exult, >w< man; you xDD knyow ^.^ he ^w^ bwought me >_< out o' :3 favouw +with my wady about :3 a bear-baiting here. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To :3 angew him ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the bear ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO foow +him bwack ÚwÚ and blue- uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, Sir Andrew? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< wives. + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the wittwe :3 viwwain. +OwO How nyow, my >w< metaw >_> of India! +x3 MAWIA. UwU Get ye >w< aww three OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ box-twee. Malvolio's UwU coming ;;w;; down +:3 this walk. ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been :33 yondew >w< i' OwO the >_< sun practising >_> behaviouw ^-^ to +his >_> own ;;w;; shadow :3 this half hour. x3 Obsewve ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of +mockery, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 this letter uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a UwU contempwative ÚwÚ idiot +>_> of >_> him. UwU Cwose, in OwO the name >_> of jesting! OwO [As OwO the x3 men hide ^.^ she ^.^ dwops +:3 a letter] Wie :3 thou :3 thewe; uWu fow here comes OwO the ;;w;; twout UwU that >w< must >w< be +>_> caught with ÚwÚ tickwing. +Exit + +x3 Entew MAWVOWIO + +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but fowtunye; >w< aww :3 is xDD fowtunye. xDD Mawia UwU once told me ^.^ she +>_> did :3 affect me; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard x3 hewsewf come ;;w;; thus uWu nyeaw, UwU that, +shouwd ^.^ she >w< fancy, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my complexion. UwU Besides, ^.^ she +:3 uses me with :3 a ^-^ mowe exawted >_< wespect than ^-^ any ^-^ onye ewse UwU that +UwU fowwows :3 hew. What shouwd I ÚwÚ think on't? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Here's OwO an uvwweenying wogue! +FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! >_< Contempwation makes :3 a x3 wawe :33 tuwkey-cock >_> of him; +how ^.^ he OwO jets uWu undew his >_> advanc'd ;;w;; pwumes! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU 'Swight, I :33 couwd OwO so beat OwO the rogue- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, I >w< say. +MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU Count :3 Mawvowio! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Ah, wogue! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Pistol ^w^ him, ^w^ pistow >_> him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, :3 peace! +MAWVOWIO. Thewe :3 is example fow't: OwO the OwO Wady >_> of OwO the Stwachy married +OwO the ^w^ yeoman >_> of OwO the OwO wawdwobe. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^w^ him, >_> Jezebew! +FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! Nyow :33 he's >_< deepwy in; ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ imaginyation uWu bwows +>_> him. +MAWVOWIO. Having >_< been three ^.^ months married ^-^ to UwU hew, ^.^ sitting in my +state- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a stonye-bow ^-^ to :3 hit him in OwO the xDD eye! +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Cawwing my >_< officews about uWu me, in my ^w^ bwanch'd OwO vewvet >_< gown, +having come ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 day-bed- xDD whewe I ^.^ have weft x3 Owivia >_> sweeping- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! +FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace! +MAWVOWIO. And then ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the humouw >_> of x3 state; ÚwÚ and aftew :3 a demuwe +^w^ twavew >_> of >w< wegawd, x3 tewwing them I xDD knyow my place as I would uWu they +shouwd ^-^ do theirs, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu fow my x3 kinsman >w< Toby- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Bowts ÚwÚ and shackwes! +FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace, :3 peace! Nyow, OwO nyow. +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Seven >_> of my ;;w;; peopwe, with OwO an uWu obedient start, ^-^ make >_< out uWu fow +>_> him. I :3 fwown OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU pewchance ^.^ wind OwO up my xDD watch, ^w^ ow xDD pway +with :3 my- >w< some rich :33 jewew. Toby ;;w;; appwoaches; >_> cuwtsies there ^-^ to :3 me- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww :3 this :3 fewwow live? +FABIAN. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw siwence >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom OwO us with >_> caws, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ peace. +MAWVOWIO. I uWu extend my hand ^-^ to him thus, quenching my ÚwÚ famiwiaw >_> smiwe +with OwO an austere ^-^ wegawd >_> of control- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And OwO does ^.^ nyot Toby UwU take you :3 a blow o' OwO the lips ^.^ then? +MAWVOWIO. uWu Saying 'Cousin Toby, my :3 fowtunyes having UwU cast me uWu on >_> youw +niece ^w^ give me :3 this prerogative >_> of speech'- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? +MAWVOWIO. >_< 'You >w< must amend >_> youw >w< dwunkennyess'- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Out, ^-^ scab! +FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> patience, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >_< bweak OwO the sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Besides, you ^.^ waste OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw UwU time with :3 a +foowish knyight'- +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ That's uWu me, I ;;w;; wawwant you. +MAWVOWIO. >_< 'Onye Sir ^.^ Andwew.' +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I knew 'twas I; uWu fow many ^-^ do caww me >_> foow. +MAWVOWIO. What employment ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +[Taking OwO up OwO the letter] +FABIAN. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ woodcock ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^w^ gin. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, :3 peace! And OwO the spirit >_> of uWu humouws ;;w;; intimate reading +;;w;; awoud ^-^ to :3 him! +MAWVOWIO. By my xDD wife, :3 this :3 is my lady's hand: ^.^ these >w< be xDD hew vewy +C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus makes ^.^ she xDD hew gweat uWu P's. ^w^ It +;;w;; is, in >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ question, xDD hew hand. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Her C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's. UwU Why ÚwÚ that? +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To OwO the uWu unknyown >_< bewov'd, this, ÚwÚ and my good +;;w;; wishes.' Her vewy ^-^ phwases! By >_> youw leave, wax. Soft! And OwO the +impwessuwe xDD hew ÚwÚ Wucwece with ;;w;; which ^.^ she :3 uses ^-^ to seaw; 'tis my >_< wady. +ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd :3 this x3 be? +FABIAN. :3 This UwU wins ^w^ him, liver ÚwÚ and all. +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] + +OwO Juv knows I love, +But UwU who? +:3 Wips, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot muv; +:3 Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' + +^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' What follows? The ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 awtew'd! +^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< be ^.^ thee, Malvolio? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang ^.^ thee, >w< bwock! +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] + +OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I adore; +But :3 siwence, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Wucwece ;;w;; knyife, +x3 With ^w^ bwoodwess OwO stwoke my OwO heawt doth x3 gowe; +>w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' + +FABIAN. OwO A UwU fustian >_< widdwe! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent wench, uWu say :3 I. +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' +;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. +FABIAN. What dish o' :3 poison >_> has ^.^ she dress'd :3 him! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And with what x3 wing OwO the :3 stanyiew checks at ^.^ it! +MAWVOWIO. OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I >w< adowe.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ^-^ may xDD command :3 me: I +sewve UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is my >_< wady. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is evident ^-^ to ^-^ any formal +x3 capacity; there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ obstwuction in ÚwÚ this. And OwO the ^-^ end- what +shouwd UwU that ^.^ awphabeticaw ^.^ position portend? >w< If I :33 couwd ^-^ make UwU that +resemble xDD something in >_> me. Softly! >w< M. O. >_< A. UwU I.- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, ^-^ ay, ^-^ make OwO up >w< that! ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow at :3 a x3 cowd >w< scent. +FABIAN. Sowter uWu wiww x3 cwy ^w^ upon't uWu fow >w< aww this, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be as :3 wank +as :3 a >w< fox. +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- Malvolio; ^-^ M- >_> why, UwU that begins my >w< nyame. +FABIAN. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I uWu say ^.^ he would wowk ^.^ it ^w^ out? +The >_> cuw :3 is excellent at ^w^ fauwts. +MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- But then there :3 is nyo consonancy in OwO the ^-^ sequew; UwU that +>w< suffews uWu undew >_> pwobation: OwO A shouwd x3 fowwow, uWu but :3 O >w< does. +FABIAN. And :3 O uWu shaww end, I :33 hope. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 cwy UwU 'O!' +MAWVOWIO. And then I comes >w< behind. +FABIAN. >w< Ay, OwO an you xDD had ^-^ any eye >_> behind you, you UwU might UwU see ^-^ mowe +^-^ detwaction at >_> youw ^.^ heews than :3 fowtunyes before you. +MAWVOWIO. >w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. :3 This simulation :3 is ^.^ nyot as OwO the fowmew; ÚwÚ and +>_> yet, ^-^ to crush :3 this :3 a little, ^.^ it would bow ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow every ^-^ onye >_> of +^.^ these letters awe in my >w< nyame. Soft! here UwU fowwows prose. +^-^ [Weads] +OwO 'If :3 this ^-^ faww OwO into >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >_> wevowve. UwU In my x3 staws I x3 am :33 abuv +thee; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of gweatnyess. uWu Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some +;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon >_< 'em. x3 Thy +:3 Fates open theiw OwO hands; let >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and spirit ^w^ embwace them; +:3 and, ^-^ to inure thyself ^-^ to what :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, UwU cast >w< thy +humbwe ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and :3 appeaw uWu fwesh. Be >w< opposite with :3 a kinsman, suwwy +with sewvants; let >w< thy :33 tongue >_> tang arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put +thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick >_> of singuwawity. She ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises ÚwÚ thee UwU that +sighs uWu fow thee. Wemembew ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and +:33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee >w< evew uWu cwoss-gawtew'd. I ÚwÚ say, :33 wemembew, uWu Go ^.^ to, +:3 thou art made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee +:3 a ^.^ stewawd stiww, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of servants, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ^-^ to ^.^ touch +Fowtunye's OwO fingews. >w< Faweweww. She UwU that would x3 awtew services with +^.^ thee, +OwO THE OwO FOWTUNyATE-UNHAPPY.' + +Daywight ÚwÚ and >_> champain >_> discuvws ^.^ nyot more. :3 This :3 is xDD open. I uWu wiww >w< be +proud, I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ powitic authors, I uWu wiww ^w^ baffwe Sir Toby, I +uWu wiww wash x3 off :3 gwoss OwO acquaintance, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO point-devise OwO the vewy +xDD man. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow OwO foow ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to let ^.^ imaginyation jade me; uWu fow +every reason excites ^-^ to this, UwU that my wady loves >_> me. She >_> did +ÚwÚ commend my x3 yewwow >_< stockings >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ she >_> did UwU pwaise my ^w^ weg being +cwoss-gawtew'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^.^ she :3 manyifests x3 hewsewf ^-^ to my love, ÚwÚ and +with :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 injunction >_> dwives me ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ habits >_> of xDD hew +wiking. I :3 thank my x3 staws I x3 am happy. I uWu wiww >w< be stwange, ;;w;; stout, in +x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, x3 even with OwO the UwU swiftnyess >_> of +OwO putting x3 on. OwO Juv ÚwÚ and my x3 staws >w< be praised! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a +postscript. + +^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but xDD knyow ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. >w< If :3 thou +entewtain'st my love, let ^.^ it :3 appeaw in >w< thy >_< smiwing; >w< thy >_> smiwes +ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Thewefowe in my :3 pwesence still >_> smiwe, dear my +;;w;; sweet, I prithee.' + +:33 Juv, I :3 thank thee. I uWu wiww UwU smiwe; I uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO evewything UwU that :3 thou +xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_> me. Exit +FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give my part >_> of :3 this uWu spowt uWu fow :3 a UwU pension >_> of +^-^ thousands ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Sophy. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I :33 couwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this wench uWu fow :3 this xDD device. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ So :33 couwd I ^w^ too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And ÚwÚ ask nyo uWu othew dowwy with xDD hew uWu but such another ÚwÚ jest. + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow I nyeithew. +FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe comes my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; guww-catchew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD set >w< thy foot o' my nyeck? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Ow o' >_< minye ÚwÚ eithew? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww I xDD pway my freedom at :3 tway-twip, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ become >w< thy +bond-slave? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu I' :33 faith, ^w^ ow I ÚwÚ eithew? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 hast >w< put him in such :3 a ^-^ dweam UwU that when OwO the +^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it leaves him ^.^ he >w< must run ^w^ mad. +x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu say true; OwO does ^.^ it wowk x3 upon OwO him? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Wike xDD aqua-vita! with :3 a xDD midwife. +AIARIA. >w< If you uWu wiww then UwU see OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of OwO the sport, mark his +^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach before my >_< wady. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD hew in x3 yewwow +stockings, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ she abhors, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, :3 a +^.^ fashion ^.^ she ^-^ detests; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, ;;w;; which uWu wiww :3 nyow +>w< be OwO so uWu unsuitabwe ^-^ to xDD hew >_> disposition, being OwO addicted ^-^ to :3 a +>_> mewanchowy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ it cannyot uWu but xDD tuwn him OwO into :3 a >_> nyotabwe +:33 contempt. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see it, follow >_> me. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of :33 Tawtaw, :3 thou UwU most excellent ^w^ deviw >_> of :3 wit! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ too. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +^-^ OWIVIA'S garden + +x3 Entew VIOLA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN with :3 a tabow + +VIOLA. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ music! +Dost :3 thou live uWu by >w< thy >_< tabow? +CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, I live uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. +VIOLA. Awt :3 thou :3 a churchman? +CLOWN. :3 Nyo such matter, uWu siw: I ^-^ do live uWu by OwO the >w< chuwch; uWu fow I ^-^ do live +at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and my house doth ^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. +VIOLA. ^w^ So :3 thou uWu mayst uWu say OwO the ;;w;; king :3 wies uWu by :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ if :3 a >_< beggaw +ÚwÚ dweww ;;w;; nyeaw him; ^w^ ow OwO the church ^-^ stands uWu by >w< thy tabow, ^-^ if >w< thy tabow +^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. +CLOWN. You ^.^ have said, sir. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this OwO age! OwO A >_< sentence :3 is uWu but :3 a +^w^ chev'wiw :3 gwuv ^-^ to :3 a good wit. OwO How >_> quickwy OwO the :33 wwong >_> side ^-^ may >w< be +tuwn'd >w< outwawd! +VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; uWu they UwU that ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyicewy with uWu wowds ^-^ may +>_> quickwy ^-^ make them ^w^ wanton. +CLOWN. I ÚwÚ wouwd, ^.^ thewefowe, my ^-^ sistew xDD had xDD had uWu nyame, sir. +VIOLA. ÚwÚ Why, man? +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew nyame's :3 a ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; dawwy with UwU that >_> wowd +UwU might ^-^ make my ^-^ sistew ^w^ wanton. But >_< indeed uWu wowds awe vewy >_> wascaws +>_< since ÚwÚ bonds disgrac'd ^.^ them. +VIOLA. x3 Thy reason, man? +CLOWN. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, I can ÚwÚ yiewd you UwU nyonye ^-^ without x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and uWu wowds +awe UwU gwown OwO so false I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv reason with ^.^ them. +VIOLA. I ;;w;; wawwant :3 thou art :3 a >_> mewwy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ and :33 caw'st uWu fow nothing. +CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, siw; I ^-^ do cawe uWu fow UwU something; uWu but in my ^.^ conscience, +;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow you. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^-^ to cawe uWu fow nothing, ;;w;; siw, +I would ^.^ it would ^-^ make you invisible. +VIOLA. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's xDD foow? +CLOWN. No, :3 indeed, siw; OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia >_> has nyo uWu fowwy; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ keep +nyo fool, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ and fools awe as >_< wike >_> husbands +as uWu piwchews awe ^-^ to hewwings- OwO the >_< husband's OwO the UwU biggew. I x3 am +>_< indeed ^.^ nyot xDD hew fool, uWu but xDD hew corrupter >_> of wowds. +VIOLA. I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wate at OwO the UwU Count >_> Owsinyo's. +CLOWN. UwU Foowewy, ;;w;; siw, OwO does ÚwÚ wawk about OwO the ^-^ owb >_< wike OwO the >_> sun- ^.^ it +uWu shinyes x3 evewywhewe. I would >w< be sowwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the OwO foow shouwd >w< be +as ^w^ oft with >_> youw ^w^ mastew as with my UwU mistwess: ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw >_> youw +OwO wisdom ^.^ thewe. +VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou xDD pass x3 upon uWu me, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe with thee. +^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's ^.^ expenses uWu fow thee. [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ coin] +CLOWN. Nyow :33 Juv, in his next UwU commodity >_> of >_> haiw, ^-^ send OwO the :3 a OwO beawd! +VIOLA. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll tell ^.^ thee, I x3 am ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow UwU onye; +^-^ [Aside] >w< though I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it gwow uWu on my OwO chin.- ^-^ Is >w< thy wady +>_< within? +CLOWN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ have OwO bwed, sir? +VIOLA. x3 Yes, being ^-^ kept >_> togethew ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to use. +CLOWN. I would xDD pway Wowd Pandarus >_> of Phwygia, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to bwing :3 a +:33 Cwessida ^-^ to :3 this Troilus. +VIOLA. I undewstand you, siw; 'tis ;;w;; weww :33 begg'd. +[Giving another ÚwÚ coin] +CLOWN. The matter, I hope, :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> gweat, ;;w;; siw, >_< begging uWu but :3 a >w< beggaw: +:33 Cwessida ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 beggaw. UwU My wady :3 is ÚwÚ within, sir. I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to +them :3 whence you x3 come; ^-^ who you awe ÚwÚ and what you would awe >_< out >_> of +my >_< wewkin- I UwU might uWu say 'ewement' uWu but OwO the >_> wowd :3 is xDD uvwwown. +Exit :3 CWOWN +VIOLA. :3 This :3 fewwow :3 is xDD wise enough ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO foow; +And ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; weww x3 cwaves :3 a >w< kind >_> of wit. +ÚwÚ He >w< must observe theiw >w< mood uWu on xDD whom ^.^ he jests, +The ;;w;; quawity >_> of persons, ÚwÚ and OwO the time; +And, >_< wike OwO the >w< haggawd, >_< check at every feathew +:33 That comes before his >w< eye. :3 This :3 is :3 a practice +UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >_< wabouw as :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :33 awt; +>_< Fow ^.^ fowwy UwU that ^.^ he wisewy >w< shows :3 is uWu fit; +But xDD wise ^-^ men, ^-^ fowwy-faww'n, ^-^ quite ^-^ taint theiw wit. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Save you, gentweman! +VIOLA. And you, sir. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Dieu ^.^ vous UwU gawde, monsieuw. +VIOLA. Et ^.^ vous aussi; uWu votwe >w< sewviteuw. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I hope, ;;w;; siw, you ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ youws. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu encountew OwO the >w< house? UwU My niece :3 is xDD desiwous you +shouwd enter, ^-^ if >_> youw trade >w< be ^-^ to :3 hew. +VIOLA. I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> youw niece, siw; I >_> mean, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the list >_> of my +ÚwÚ voyage. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Taste >_> youw ^.^ wegs, siw; >w< put them ^-^ to :33 motion. +VIOLA. UwU My >w< wegs ^-^ do better undewstand uWu me, ;;w;; siw, than I undewstand what +you UwU mean uWu by >_> bidding me ÚwÚ taste my wegs. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I >_> mean, ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_> entew. +VIOLA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew you with ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and xDD entwance. But ^-^ we awe +x3 pwevented. + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA + +uWu Most excellent >_< accompwish'd >w< wady, OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wain odours uWu on xDD you! +^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 That youth's :3 a x3 wawe ^.^ couwtiew- OwO 'Wain odours' well! +VIOLA. UwU My matter ;;w;; hath nyo OwO voice, >w< wady, uWu but ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own UwU most pregnant +ÚwÚ and UwU vouchsafed car. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Odouws,' ^-^ 'pwegnyant,' ÚwÚ and 'vouchsafed'- I'll >_< get >w< 'em >w< aww +three >w< aww weady. +OWIVIA. >_> Wet OwO the garden xDD doow >w< be shut, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawing. +[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and VIOWA] >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. +VIOLA. UwU My duty, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU most humbwe uWu sewvice. +OWIVIA. What :3 is >_> youw name? +VIOLA. Cesawio :3 is >_> youw servant's uWu nyame, fair >_> Pwincess. +OWIVIA. UwU My x3 sewvant, :3 siw! ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd +x3 Since >_> wowwy feignying ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd OwO compwiment. +Y'awe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, uWu youth. +VIOLA. And ^.^ he :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and his >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be UwU youws: +Your servant's ^-^ sewvant :3 is >_> youw x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ madam. +OWIVIA. >_< Fow ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on him; uWu fow his ^-^ thoughts, +Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> bwanks wathew than fill'd with UwU me! +VIOLA. ^w^ Madam, I come ^-^ to :33 whet >_> youw gentwe >_> thoughts +uWu On his ^w^ behawf. +OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu by >_> youw leave, I pray >w< you: +I bade you never speak UwU again >_> of him; +But, would you >_< undewtake another ^.^ suit, +I xDD had wathew hear you ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit UwU that +>w< Than music ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU sphewes. +VIOLA. UwU Deaw uWu wady- +OWIVIA. >w< Give me leave, uWu beseech you. I >_> did ^w^ send, +:33 Aftew OwO the last xDD enchantment you >_> did ;;w;; hewe, +OwO A ring in ^.^ chase >_> of OwO you; OwO so >_> did I ^w^ abuse +OwO Mysewf, my x3 sewvant, :3 and, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, you. +^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ hawd constwuction >w< must I >_> sit, +ÚwÚ To x3 fowce UwU that uWu on you in :3 a shameful ÚwÚ cunnying +^w^ Which you knew UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ youws. What UwU might you think? +>_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set >_< minye uWu honyouw at OwO the stake, +And ;;w;; baited ^.^ it with >w< aww th' :33 unmuzzwed >_> thoughts +:33 That tyrannous OwO heawt can think? ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :3 weceiving +^w^ Enyough :3 is shown: :3 a x3 cypwess, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ bosom, +Hides my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU So, let me hear you speak. +VIOLA. I UwU Pity ^.^ YOU. +OWIVIA. ^.^ That's :3 a degree ^-^ to wuv. +VIOLA. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwize; uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> pwoof +:33 That vewy ^w^ oft ^-^ we ^-^ pity enyemies. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< methinks 'tis UwU time ^-^ to >_> smiwe again. +:3 O UwU wowwd, how :3 apt OwO the UwU poow awe ^-^ to >w< be pwoud! +>w< If ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be :3 a xDD pwey, how >w< much OwO the better +ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww before OwO the x3 wion than OwO the wolf! [Clock >w< stwikes] +The ^w^ cwock xDD upbwaids me with OwO the ^.^ waste >_> of xDD time. +Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, good youth; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO you; +And >_> yet, when ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD youth :3 is come ^-^ to ^.^ hawvest, +Your UwU wife :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to :33 weap :3 a pwopew xDD man. +Thewe :3 wies >_> youw >_< way, :3 due ^-^ west. +VIOLA. ;;w;; Then OwO westwawd-ho! +OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and good ^-^ disposition ^.^ attend >_> youw ladyship! +You'll nothing, UwU madam, ^-^ to my lord uWu by x3 me? +OWIVIA. >w< Stay. +I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> me. +VIOLA. :33 That you ^-^ do ÚwÚ think you awe ^.^ nyot what you >_> awe. +OWIVIA. >w< If I ÚwÚ think so, I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_> same >_> of you. +VIOLA. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ think you :33 wight: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. +OWIVIA. I would you ;;w;; wewe as I would ^.^ have you xDD be! +VIOLA. Wouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 bettew, UwU madam, than I :33 am? +I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO might, uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am >_> youw >_> foow. +OWIVIA. :33 O, what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of :33 scown looks xDD beautifuw +UwU In OwO the >_> contempt ÚwÚ and :3 angew >_> of his :3 wip! +OwO A x3 muwd'wous UwU guiwt >w< shows ^.^ nyot itsewf ^-^ mowe >_> soon +>w< Than love UwU that would ÚwÚ seem >_> hid: ^-^ wuv's night :3 is nyoon. +Cesawio, uWu by OwO the >w< woses >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, +By ^w^ maidhood, xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and every :33 thing, +I love ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU that, maugwe >w< aww >w< thy :33 pwide, +Nyow ÚwÚ wit :3 nyow reason can my passion :3 hide. +Do ^.^ nyot uWu extowt >w< thy reasons ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ cwause, +>_< Fow UwU that I woo, :3 thou OwO thewefowe x3 hast nyo cause; +But wathew reason ;;w;; thus with reason ;;w;; fettew: +^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ sought :3 is uWu good, uWu but >w< given ^-^ unsought :3 is ^w^ bettew. +VIOLA. By >w< innyocence I sweaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by my youth, +I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye truth, +And UwU that nyo ^-^ woman :33 has; :3 nyow never UwU nyonye +:33 Shaww ^w^ mistwess >w< be >_> of it, :33 save I awonye. +And OwO so OwO adieu, good ^.^ madam; never ^-^ mowe +uWu Wiww I my >_< mastew's ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to you :3 depwowe. +OWIVIA. >_> Yet come ÚwÚ again; uWu fow :3 thou UwU pewhaps uWu mayst move +:33 That OwO heawt ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^.^ abhows ^-^ to >_< wike his wuv. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. No, :33 faith, I'll ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot longer. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Thy reason, dear xDD venyom, ^w^ give >w< thy reason. +FABIAN. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw reason, Sir :3 Andwew. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, I ^-^ saw >_> youw niece ^-^ do ^-^ mowe favouws ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Count's +sewvingman than >w< evew ^.^ she bestow'd x3 upon me; I OwO saw't >w< i' th' +x3 owchawd. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Did ^.^ she UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ owd x3 boy? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ;;w;; pwain as I UwU see you OwO nyow. +FABIAN. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat awgument >_> of love in xDD hew towawd you. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Swight! uWu wiww you ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass o' x3 me? +FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ wegitimate, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon OwO the oaths >_> of ÚwÚ judgment +ÚwÚ and reason. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu they ^.^ have >_< been grand-jurymen >_< since before Nyoah ÚwÚ was :3 a +sailor. +FABIAN. She >_> did show :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO the xDD youth in >_> youw OwO sight only ^-^ to +>_< exaspewate you, ^-^ to :33 awake >_> youw dowmouse valour, ^-^ to >w< put x3 fiwe in +>_> youw OwO heawt ÚwÚ and xDD bwimstonye in >_> youw ^-^ wivew. You shouwd then ^.^ have +UwU accosted UwU hew; ÚwÚ and with >w< some excellent jests, OwO fiwe-nyew ^-^ fwom OwO the +xDD mint, you shouwd ^.^ have xDD bang'd OwO the xDD youth OwO into x3 dumbnyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was +^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO bauwk'd. The double OwO giwt >_> of +:3 this opportunity you let UwU time wash OwO off, ÚwÚ and you awe :3 nyow saiw'd +OwO into OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of my lady's UwU opinyion; xDD whewe you uWu wiww >_> hang >_< wike OwO an +;;w;; icicwe uWu on UwU Dutchman's ÚwÚ beawd, unwess you ^-^ do ^w^ wedeem ^.^ it uWu by >w< some +^-^ waudabwe ^-^ attempt ;;w;; eithew >_> of valour ^w^ ow :33 powicy. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 An't >w< be ^-^ any >_< way, ^.^ it >w< must >w< be with valour, uWu fow powicy I +hate; I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a >_< Bwownyist as :3 a politician. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, then, build me >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 upon OwO the xDD basis >_> of +vawouw. >w< Chawwenge me OwO the ^.^ Count's xDD youth ^-^ to fight with him; hurt +him in eleven >_> pwaces. UwU My niece uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and assuwe +thyself there :3 is nyo >w< wuv-bwokew in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw in +ÚwÚ man's ^.^ commendation with ^-^ woman than wepowt >_> of vawouw. +FABIAN. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu way uWu but this, Sir :3 Andwew. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Wiww ;;w;; eithew >_> of you bear me :3 a challenge ^-^ to OwO him? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, wwite ^.^ it in :3 a martial >w< hand; >w< be curst ÚwÚ and x3 bwief; ^.^ it :3 is +nyo matter how witty, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be eloquent ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU invention. +^.^ Taunt him with OwO the ;;w;; wicense >_> of xDD ink; ^-^ if :3 thou :3 thou'st him >w< some +:3 thwice, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ amiss; ÚwÚ and as many :3 wies as uWu wiww lie in +>w< thy UwU sheet >_> of paper, although OwO the UwU sheet ;;w;; wewe xDD big enough uWu fow OwO the +bed >_> of Ware in >_> Engwand, xDD set >w< 'em ;;w;; down; >w< go about it. >_> Wet there >w< be +^-^ gaww enough in >w< thy ;;w;; ink, >w< though :3 thou wwite with :3 a >w< goose-pen, nyo +OwO mattew. About it. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< We'ww caww ÚwÚ thee at OwO the cubicuwo. Go. +Exit ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW +FABIAN. :3 This :3 is :3 a dear ÚwÚ manyakin ^-^ to you, Sir UwU Toby. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I ^.^ have >_< been dear ^-^ to ^w^ him, lad- >w< some two ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, +^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. +FABIAN. We uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 wawe letter ^-^ fwom him; uWu but ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot +dewivew't? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Nyevew xDD twust me then; ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< aww :3 means :33 stiw uWu on OwO the xDD youth +^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ oxen ÚwÚ and wainwopes cannyot hale them +>w< togethew. >_< Fow Andrew, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 open'd ÚwÚ and you find OwO so >w< much +UwU bwood in his liver as uWu wiww UwU cwog OwO the foot >_> of :3 a x3 fwea, I'll xDD eat OwO the +west >_> of th' anatomy. +FABIAN. And his ÚwÚ opposite, OwO the youth, uWu beaws in his >_> visage nyo gweat +^w^ pwesage >_> of >w< cwuewty. + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wook xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ youngest wren >_> of :33 nyinye comes. +x3 MAWIA. >w< If you desiwe OwO the spleen, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww waugh youwsewves OwO into +stitches, follow >_> me. :33 Yond >_< guww ÚwÚ Mawvowio :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed x3 heathen, :3 a vewy +renegado; uWu fow there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU that :3 means ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by +bewieving >w< wightwy can >w< evew believe such impossibwe x3 passages >_> of +x3 gwossnyess. >w< He's in x3 yewwow stockings. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu cwoss-gawtew'd? +x3 MAWIA. uWu Most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; >_< wike :3 a pedant UwU that >_< keeps :3 a ÚwÚ schoow >w< i' th' +^-^ chuwch. I ^.^ have dogg'd him >_< wike his muwdewew. ÚwÚ He OwO does ^-^ obey every +point >_> of OwO the letter UwU that I >_> dwopp'd ^-^ to :33 betway >_> him. ÚwÚ He OwO does >_> smiwe +his ;;w;; face OwO into ^-^ mowe >w< winyes than :3 is in OwO the OwO nyew ÚwÚ map with OwO the +^.^ augmentation >_> of OwO the ^.^ Indies. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a xDD thing as +'tis; I can hardly uWu fowbeaw >_> huwwing >w< things at >_> him. I xDD knyow my wady +uWu wiww strike him; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, :3 he'ww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu take't uWu fow :3 a gweat +OwO favouw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, bwing >w< us, bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ he is. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO + +:33 SEBASTIAN. I would ^.^ nyot uWu by my uWu wiww ^.^ have twoubwed OwO you; +But >_< since you ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, +I uWu wiww nyo further ^w^ chide you. +x3 ANTONyIO. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay >_> behind >w< you: my desiwe, +Mowe shawp than ^.^ fiwed steel, >_> did xDD spuw me fowth; +And ^.^ nyot >w< aww love ^-^ to UwU see :3 you- >w< though OwO so >w< much +UwU As UwU might ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ wongew >_< voyage- +But jealousy what UwU might befall >_> youw ^w^ twavew, +>_> Being skilless in ^.^ these OwO pawts; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :3 a UwU stwangew, +xDD Unguided ÚwÚ and xDD unfwiended, >_< often ^w^ pwuv +^-^ Wough ÚwÚ and unhospitabwe. UwU My willing love, +The wathew uWu by ^.^ these arguments >_> of feaw, +ÚwÚ Set :3 fowth in >_> youw pursuit. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU My >w< kind Antonyio, +I can nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ answew ^-^ make uWu but UwU thanks, +And UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft good ;;w;; tuwns +uWu Awe shuffl'd x3 off with such ÚwÚ uncuwwent >_> pay; +But ;;w;; wewe my wowth as :3 is my ;;w;; conscience UwU fiwm, +You shouwd find better >_< deawing. What's ^-^ to x3 do? +:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ wewiques >_> of :3 this :33 town? +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-mowwow, siw; :33 best ^.^ fiwst >w< go UwU see >_> youw >_< wodging. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and 'tis wong ^-^ to >_< nyight; +I pray you, let OwO us xDD satisfy ^-^ ouw eyes +x3 With OwO the >_> memowiaws ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< things >_> of ÚwÚ fame +:33 That ^-^ do UwU wenyown :3 this :33 city. +x3 ANTONyIO. Wouwd ^w^ you'd pawdon >_> me. +I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ without danger ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ these x3 stweets: +>w< Once in :3 a uWu sea-fight >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Count his >w< gawweys +I >_> did >w< some ^-^ sewvice; >_> of such nyote, :3 indeed, +That, ;;w;; wewe I ta'en ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ it would scarce >w< be answer'd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Belike you slew gweat ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his :33 peopwe. +xDD ANTONIO.Th' OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of such :3 a bwoody nyatuwe; +:33 Awbeit OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew +OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have >w< given OwO us bwoody OwO awgument. +^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< since >_< been xDD answew'd in ÚwÚ wepaying +What ^-^ we took ^-^ fwom them; which, uWu fow twaffic's UwU sake, +uWu Most >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 city ÚwÚ did. >_> Onwy ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ stood ^-^ out; +>_< Fow which, ^-^ if I >w< be ÚwÚ wapsed in :3 this place, +I uWu shaww pay ;;w;; deaw. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ wawk xDD too xDD open. +x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It doth ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> me. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my :3 puwse; +UwU In OwO the ^-^ south xDD subuwbs, at OwO the >_< Ewephant, +^-^ Is :33 best ^-^ to lodge. I uWu wiww x3 bespeak ^-^ ouw ;;w;; diet, +ÚwÚ Whiwes you beguiwe OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and :33 feed >_> youw knowledge +x3 With UwU viewing >_> of OwO the UwU town; there uWu shaww you ^.^ have >_> me. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why I >_> youw ^-^ puwse? +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Hapwy >_> youw eye uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some :3 toy +You ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to >_< puwchase; ÚwÚ and >_> youw store, +I xDD think, :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 idwe mawkets, sir. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll >w< be >_> youw UwU puwse-beawew, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you uWu fow +An hour. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ To th' >_< Ewephant. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^-^ do wemembew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +^-^ OWIVIA'S garden + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA + +OWIVIA. I ^.^ have x3 sent aftew him; ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww come. +OwO How uWu shaww I feast OwO him? What bestow >_> of OwO him? +>_< Fow xDD youth :3 is bought ^-^ mowe ^w^ oft than begg'd ^w^ ow borrow'd. +I speak xDD too loud. +Where's Malvolio? ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and civiw, +And ÚwÚ suits ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant with my UwU fowtunyes. +:3 Whewe :3 is Malvolio? +x3 MAWIA. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; uWu but in vewy ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> possess'd, ÚwÚ madam. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? uWu Does ^.^ he xDD wave? +x3 MAWIA. No, UwU madam, ^.^ he OwO does nyothing uWu but smile. Your ladyship ;;w;; wewe +:33 best ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some guawd about you ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow ^w^ suwe OwO the man :3 is +:33 tainted :33 in's UwU wits. +OWIVIA. uWu Go caww him hithew. Exit uWu MAWIA +I x3 am as mad as >_< he, +>w< If >_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy UwU madnyess >w< equaw UwU be. + +;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA with MAWVOWIO + +OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, ^w^ ho, x3 ho. +OWIVIA. Smil'st thou? +I x3 sent uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 upon :3 a >_> sad ;;w;; occasion. +MAWVOWIO. :33 Sad, >w< wady? I :33 couwd >w< be :33 sad. :3 This OwO does ^-^ make >w< some +ÚwÚ obstwuction in OwO the blood, :3 this :33 cwoss-gawtewing; uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? +>w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO the eye >_> of one, ^.^ it :3 is with me as OwO the vewy OwO twue +sonnet UwU is: >w< 'Pwease ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and >w< pwease aww.' +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, how OwO dost thou, man? What :3 is OwO the matter with OwO thee? +MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot bwack in my UwU mind, >w< though x3 yewwow in my wegs. +^w^ It >_> did come ^-^ to his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. +I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ sweet Woman hand. +OWIVIA. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, Malvolio? +MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >_> bed? >w< Ay, sweetheart, ÚwÚ and I'll come ^-^ to thee. +OWIVIA. :3 God comfort thee! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >_> smiwe so, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy hand +OwO so oft? +x3 MAWIA. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ At >_> youw request? x3 Yes, nyightingawes ÚwÚ answew daws! +x3 MAWIA. UwU Why :3 appeaw you with :3 this :33 widicuwous :3 bowdnyess before my >w< wady? +MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of :3 gweatnyess.' ÚwÚ 'Twas ;;w;; weww wwit. +OWIVIA. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by UwU that, Malvolio? +AIALVOLIO. uWu 'Some awe :3 bown great,'- +OWIVIA. Ha? +MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Some ;;w;; achieve greatness,'- +OWIVIA. What xDD say'st thou? +MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon ;;w;; them.' +OWIVIA. xDD Heaven restore thee! +MAWVOWIO. 'Remember ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings,'- +OWIVIA. OwO 'Thy x3 yewwow ^w^ stockings?' +MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee uWu cwoss-gawtewd.' +OWIVIA. 'Cwoss-gawtew'd?' +MAWVOWIO. 'Go ^.^ to, :3 thou OwO an made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >_< so';- +OWIVIA. OwO Am I xDD made? +MAWVOWIO. OwO 'If ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ sewvant stiww.' +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is vewy midsummew madnyess. + +x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's :3 is +:33 wetuwn'd; I :33 couwd hardly entweat him >w< back; ^.^ he attends >_> youw +uWu wadyship's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. +OWIVIA. I'll come ^-^ to >_> him. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Good Mawia, let :3 this +:3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. Where's my cousin uWu Toby? >_> Wet >w< some >_> of my +^w^ peopwe ^.^ have :3 a speciaw cawe >_> of him; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him miscawwy +uWu fow OwO the half >_> of my dowry. +>_< Exeunt >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA +MAWVOWIO. :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you come ;;w;; nyeaw me ^w^ nyow? :3 Nyo >_< wowse man than Sir +Toby ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU me! :3 This concurs :33 diwectwy with OwO the wettew: ^.^ she +>_> sends him uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 appeaw :3 stubbown ^-^ to him; uWu fow ^.^ she +^w^ incites me ^-^ to UwU that in OwO the letter. >_< 'Cast >w< thy humbwe ^w^ swough,' :33 says +she. uWu 'Be >w< opposite with kinsman, suwwy with sewvants; let >w< thy +:33 tongue >_> tang with arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick +>_> of >w< singuwawity' ÚwÚ and consequently ^w^ sets ;;w;; down OwO the manner ;;w;; how, as: :3 a +>_> sad ;;w;; face, :3 a OwO wevewend cawwiage, :3 a uWu swow tongue, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of +>w< some x3 siw >_> of nyote, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. I ^.^ have :3 wim'd UwU hew; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is +ÚwÚ Juv's ÚwÚ doing, ÚwÚ and OwO Juv ^-^ make me thankful! And when ^.^ she went away +>w< nyow- >w< 'Wet :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd :33 to.' 'Fellow,' ^.^ nyot 'Malvolio' :3 nyow +aftew my UwU degwee, uWu but 'fewwow.' ÚwÚ Why, OwO evewything >_> adhewes togethew, +UwU that nyo ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo scruple >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo ^w^ obstacwe, +nyo ^.^ incweduwous ^w^ ow OwO unsafe circumstance- What can >w< be >_< said? Nyothing +UwU that can >w< be can come :3 between me ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 fuww OwO pwospect >_> of my +UwU hopes. Weww, :33 Juv, ^.^ nyot OwO I, :3 is OwO the doer >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< be +>_> thanked. + +;;w;; We-entew MARIA, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Which uWu way :3 is >_< he, in OwO the name >_> of sanctity? >w< If >w< aww OwO the +devils >_> of heww >w< be :33 dwawn in little, ÚwÚ and Legion ^-^ himsewf ^-^ possess'd +^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. +FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, here ^.^ he is. OwO How :3 is't with you, sir? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO How :3 is't with you, man? +MAWVOWIO. uWu Go off; I discawd you. >_> Wet me enjoy my xDD pwivate; >w< go UwU off. +x3 MAWIA. :33 Wo, how >w< howwow OwO the x3 fiend ^-^ speaks within :3 him! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell +you? Sir Toby, my wady uWu pways you ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> him. +MAWVOWIO. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! OwO does ^.^ she so? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ deaw gently with >_> him. +>_> Wet me awonye. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? OwO How :3 is't with you? >_> What, man, +:33 defy OwO the deviw; ;;w;; considew, :33 he's OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^.^ mankind. +MAWVOWIO. Do you xDD knyow what you ^w^ say? +x3 MAWIA. x3 Wa you, OwO an you speak i-iww >_> of OwO the x3 deviw, how ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it at +>_< heawt! ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< bewitched. +FABIAN. uWu Cawwy his >w< watew ^-^ to th' xDD wise OwO woman. +x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye to-morrow morning, ^-^ if I wive. UwU My +wady would ^.^ nyot wose him uWu fow ^-^ mowe than I'll >w< say. +MAWVOWIO. OwO How nyow, :33 mistwess! +x3 MAWIA. :3 O Lord! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the way. Do you ^.^ nyot +UwU see you move OwO him? >_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. +FABIAN. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but :33 gentwenyess- gently, :3 gentwy. The x3 fiend :3 is :3 wough, +ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be roughly >w< us'd. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, my bawcock! +OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 chuck? +MAWVOWIO. xDD Siw! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^.^ Biddy, come with >_> me. >_> What, man, 'tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow gwavity +^-^ to xDD pway at cherrypit with ^w^ Satan. >w< Hang ^w^ him, ;;w;; fouw cowwiew! +x3 MAWIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to uWu say his >_> pwayews, good Sir Toby, >_< get him ^-^ to ^-^ pway. +MAWVOWIO. UwU My >_> pwayews, minx! +x3 MAWIA. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> of godwinyess. +MAWVOWIO. Go, >_> hang youwsewves all! You awe :33 idwe shawwow OwO things; I +x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw UwU ewement; you uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. +Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? +FABIAN. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe >_> pway'd x3 upon :3 a OwO stage nyow, I :33 couwd condemn ^.^ it as +OwO an impwobabwe uWu fiction. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. His vewy genyius ;;w;; hath :3 taken OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the OwO device, +xDD man. +x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 puwsue him nyow, west OwO the :33 device UwU take ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taint. +FABIAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make him mad :3 indeed. +x3 MAWIA. The house uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^-^ quietew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have him in :3 a dark :3 woom ÚwÚ and bound. UwU My niece +:3 is already in OwO the bewief UwU that :33 he's ^w^ mad. We ^-^ may carry ^.^ it thus, uWu fow +^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ penyance, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw vewy pastime, ^.^ tiwed >_< out >_> of +breath, :3 pwompt OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on him; at ;;w;; which UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww +bwing OwO the :33 device ^-^ to OwO the bar ÚwÚ and :3 cwown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a findew >_> of +>w< madmen. But >_> see, uWu but :3 see. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +FABIAN. Mowe matter uWu fow :3 a May x3 mownying. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Here's OwO the challenge; ;;w;; wead it. I ;;w;; wawwant :33 thewe's ÚwÚ vinyegaw +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peppew >w< in't. +FABIAN. :3 Is't OwO so ^.^ saucy? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, :33 is't, I ;;w;; wawwant him; ^-^ do uWu but read. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Give >_> me. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'Youth, >_> whatsoevew :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou art +uWu but :3 a scurvy ^-^ fewwow.' +FABIAN. Good ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] 'Wonder ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow admire ^.^ nyot in >w< thy UwU mind, x3 why I ^-^ do +caww ÚwÚ thee so, uWu fow I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee nyo reason UwU fow't.' +FABIAN. OwO A good >_> nyote; UwU that >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom OwO the blow >_> of OwO the waw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, ÚwÚ and in my OwO sight +^.^ she :3 uses ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu but :3 thou ^-^ wiest in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot +OwO the matter I challenge ÚwÚ thee UwU fow.' +FABIAN. Very brief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< exceeding good UwU sense- less. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww >_< wayway ÚwÚ thee ^-^ going >_< home; xDD whewe ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be +>w< thy uWu chance ^-^ to :33 kiww ;;w;; me'- +FABIAN. ÚwÚ Good. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ 'Thou kill'st me >_< wike :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a villain.' +FABIAN. OwO Stiww you ^-^ keep o' th' windy >_> side >_> of OwO the waw. :33 Good! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon ^-^ onye >_> of +^-^ ouw souls! ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon mine; uWu but my >w< hope :3 is :3 bettew, +ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf. x3 Thy OwO fwiend, as :3 thou usest ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >w< thy +sworn enemy, +ANDWEW AGUECHEEK.' + +>w< If :3 this letter move him ;;w;; nyot, his >w< wegs :3 cannyot. I'll give't >_> him. +x3 MAWIA. You ^-^ may ^.^ have vewy x3 fit >w< occasion ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow in >w< some +^-^ commewce with my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by depart. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, Sir Andrew; >_< scout me uWu fow him at OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the +owchawd, >_< wike :3 a bum-baily; OwO so >_> soon as >w< evew :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, ^-^ dwaw; +ÚwÚ and as :3 thou dwaw'st, uWu sweaw howwibwe; uWu fow ^.^ it comes ^-^ to xDD pass ^w^ oft +UwU that :3 a uWu tewwibwe ^-^ oath, with :3 a swaggewing accent >w< shawpwy x3 twang'd +OwO off, gives :3 manhood ^-^ mowe ;;w;; appwobation than >w< evew >_> pwoof itsewf would +^.^ have :33 eawn'd >_> him. :3 Away. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let me :3 awonye uWu fow swearing. Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I x3 dewivew his :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of +OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman gives him >_< out ^-^ to >w< be >_> of good capacity ÚwÚ and +^-^ bweeding; his employment :3 between his lord ÚwÚ and my niece confiwms +nyo less. OwO Thewefowe :3 this letter, being OwO so uWu excewwentwy ignyowant, +uWu wiww breed nyo terror in OwO the youth: ^.^ he uWu wiww find ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom :3 a +^-^ cwodpowe. But, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his challenge uWu by >_> wowd >_> of +uWu mouth, xDD set x3 upon ;;w;; Aguecheek >_> nyotabwe wepowt >_> of valour, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive OwO the +gentweman- as xDD knyow his xDD youth uWu wiww >_< aptwy weceive >_> it- OwO into :3 a UwU most +hideous >_< opinyion >_> of his wage, skill, >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and impetuosity. :3 This +uWu wiww OwO so OwO fwight them uWu both UwU that uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the +look, >_< wike cockatwices. + +;;w;; We-entew OWIVIA. x3 With VIOWA + +FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes with >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; ^w^ give them uWu way ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU take +leave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy aftew >_> him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ meditate OwO the >_< whiwe x3 upon >w< some horrid xDD message uWu fow :3 a +ÚwÚ chawwenge. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA +OWIVIA. I ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD too >w< much x3 unto :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ stonye, +And >_> waid >_< minye uWu honyouw xDD too uWu unchawy ^-^ out; +There's xDD something in me UwU that reproves my fault; +But such :3 a headstwong potent fauwt ^.^ it :3 is +:33 That ^.^ it uWu but >w< mocks wepwoof. +VIOLA. x3 With OwO the >_> same x3 haviouw UwU that >_> youw passion uWu beaws +>_> Goes uWu on my >_< mastew's griefs. +OWIVIA. Here, wear :3 this >_> jewew uWu fow me; 'tis my >_< pictuwe. +Wefuse ^.^ it not; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to uWu vex you. +And I uWu beseech you come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. +What uWu shaww you ÚwÚ ask >_> of me UwU that I'll deny, +:33 That uWu honyouw OwO sav'd ^-^ may x3 upon ^.^ asking give? +VIOLA. Nyothing uWu but this- >_> youw OwO twue love uWu fow my mastew. +OWIVIA. OwO How with >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ may I ^w^ give him UwU that +^w^ Which I ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to you? +VIOLA. I uWu wiww x3 acquit you. +OWIVIA. Weww, come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; +OwO A x3 fiend >_< wike ÚwÚ thee UwU might bear my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. Exit + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >_< FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Gentleman, :3 God :33 save thee. +VIOLA. And you, sir. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 That :3 defence :3 thou hast, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee :33 tot. x3 Of what ^-^ nyatuwe +OwO the ^-^ wwongs awe :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye ^w^ him, I xDD knyow not; uWu but >w< thy +>w< intewceptew, :33 fuww >_> of >_> despite, bwoody as OwO the :3 huntew, attends +ÚwÚ thee at OwO the owchawd OwO end. Dismount >w< thy ^.^ tuck, >w< be yawe in >w< thy +:3 pwepawation, uWu fow >w< thy assailant :3 is ^.^ quick, skilful, ÚwÚ and deadly. +VIOLA. You mistake, siw; I x3 am ^w^ suwe nyo man ;;w;; hath ^-^ any >_< quawwew ^-^ to me; +my wemembwance :3 is vewy free ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom ^-^ any ^.^ image >_> of OwO offence +x3 donye ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. You'll find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, I assuwe OwO you; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you +howd >_> youw life at ^-^ any x3 pwice, UwU betake you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO guawd; uWu fow >_> youw +>w< opposite ;;w;; hath in him what youth, UwU stwength, skill, ÚwÚ and wwath, can +>_> fuwnyish man :3 withaw. +VIOLA. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is x3 he? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 knyight, dubb'd with unhatch'd ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 cawpet +x3 considewation; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw in pwivate x3 bwaww. ^-^ Souws ÚwÚ and +OwO bodies ;;w;; hath ^.^ he divowc'd thwee; ÚwÚ and his incensement at :3 this ;;w;; moment +:3 is OwO so UwU impwacabwe UwU that satisfaction can >w< be UwU nyonye uWu but uWu by >w< pangs >_> of +death ÚwÚ and sepuwchwe. >_< Hob-nyob :3 is his word- give't ^w^ ow take't. +VIOLA. I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into OwO the house ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< some OwO conduct +>_> of OwO the >_< wady. I x3 am nyo :3 fightew. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men +UwU that >w< put quarrels purposely uWu on ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste theiw ^.^ vawouw; +belike :3 this :3 is :3 a man >_> of UwU that quirk. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Siw, no; his UwU indignyation >_< dewives itsewf >_< out >_> of :3 a vewy +competent >w< injuwy; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< get you uWu on ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him his desire. +x3 Back you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, unwess you >_< undewtake UwU that with +me ;;w;; which with as >w< much >_> safety you UwU might ÚwÚ answew him; OwO thewefowe OwO on, +^w^ ow OwO stwip >_> youw >_< swowd :33 stawk ;;w;; nyaked; uWu fow meddle you xDD must, that's +^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ow forswear ^-^ to wear iwon about you. +VIOLA. :3 This :3 is as >_< unciviw as :33 stwange. I uWu beseech you ^-^ do me :3 this +courteous >w< office as ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of OwO the x3 knyight what my OwO offence ^-^ to him +UwU is: ^.^ it :3 is xDD something >_> of my nyegwigence, nyothing >_> of my uWu puwpose. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu Wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. UwU Signyiow OwO Fabian, stay you uWu by :3 this ^-^ gentweman +ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY +VIOLA. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of :3 this matter? +FABIAN. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 knyight :3 is :3 incens'd x3 against you, x3 even ^-^ to :3 a x3 mowtaw +^w^ awbitwement; uWu but nyothing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance more. +VIOLA. I uWu beseech you, what manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? +FABIAN. Nyothing >_> of UwU that OwO wondewfuw ;;w;; pwomise, ^-^ to ;;w;; wead him uWu by his >_> fowm, +as you awe >_< wike ^-^ to find him in OwO the >_> pwoof >_> of his vawouw. ÚwÚ He :3 is +:3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU most skilful, bwoody, ÚwÚ and :33 fataw >w< opposite UwU that +you :33 couwd ^w^ possibwy ^.^ have ;;w;; found in ^-^ any part >_> of ;;w;; Iwwywia. uWu Wiww you +ÚwÚ wawk towards OwO him? I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with him ^-^ if I ^.^ can. +VIOLA. I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to you for't. I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that would +wathew >w< go with x3 siw pwiest than x3 siw uWu knyight. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who knows +OwO so >w< much >_> of my x3 mettwe. >_< Exeunt + +;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY x3 With ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, man, :33 he's :3 a vewy deviw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a +firago. I xDD had :3 a xDD pass with ^w^ him, rapier, ÚwÚ scabbawd, ÚwÚ and aww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +gives me OwO the ÚwÚ stuck in with such :3 a x3 mowtaw motion UwU that ^.^ it :3 is +inevitable; ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^-^ answew, ^.^ he OwO pays you as ^w^ suwewy as >_> youw :3 feet +:3 hit OwO the gwound uWu they xDD step x3 on. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been xDD fencew ^-^ to OwO the +>w< Sophy. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Pox ^-^ on't, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with >_> him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be ;;w;; pacified; x3 Fabian can scarce +howd him yondew. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Plague >w< on't; OwO an I ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and OwO so +ÚwÚ cunnying in fence, :3 I'd ^.^ have uWu seen him :33 damn'd ewe :3 I'd ^.^ have +challeng'd >_> him. >_> Wet him let OwO the matter slip, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give him +my OwO howse, :3 gwey ^-^ Capiwet. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 motion. Stand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ make :3 a good show >w< on't; +:3 this uWu shaww ^-^ end ^-^ without OwO the x3 pewdition >_> of UwU souws. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Mawwy, +I'll ride >_> youw horse as ;;w;; weww as I ride you. + +;;w;; We-entew >_< FABIAN ÚwÚ and VIOWA + +uWu [To :33 FABIAN] I ^.^ have his horse ^-^ to UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< quawwew; I ^.^ have +pewsuaded him OwO the youth's :3 a ^w^ deviw. +FABIAN. uWu [To ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY] ÚwÚ He :3 is as howwibwy :33 conceited >_> of him; ÚwÚ and uWu pants +ÚwÚ and looks pawe, as ^-^ if :3 a bear ;;w;; wewe at his heels. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To VIOWA] There's nyo wemedy, uWu siw: ^.^ he uWu wiww fight with you +UwU fow's OwO oath sake. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath better UwU bethought him >_> of his +^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ finds UwU that :3 nyow scarce ^-^ to >w< be wowth >_> tawking >_> of. +OwO Thewefowe dwaw uWu fow OwO the supportance >_> of his UwU vow; ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he +uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. +VIOLA. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO A wittwe xDD thing would ^-^ make me +tell them how >w< much I wack >_> of :3 a xDD man. +FABIAN. >w< Give gwound ^-^ if you UwU see him x3 fuwious. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, Sir Andrew, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; OwO the ^-^ gentweman wiww, +uWu fow his honour's UwU sake, ^.^ have ^-^ onye ;;w;; bout with OwO you; ^.^ he cannyot uWu by OwO the +xDD duewwo UwU avoid xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he >_> has OwO pwomis'd uWu me, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and +:3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. Come OwO on; to't. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >w< oath! ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO + +VIOLA. I ^-^ do assuwe you 'tis x3 against my uWu wiww. +x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >w< If :3 this x3 young ^-^ gentweman +>_< Have x3 donye offence, I UwU take OwO the fauwt uWu on :3 me: +>w< If you offend ^w^ him, I uWu fow him :33 defy you. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 You, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, what awe you? +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Onye, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu fow his love dawes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^-^ mowe +>w< Than you ^.^ have heard him brag ^-^ to you ^.^ he uWu wiww. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO an xDD undewtakew, I x3 am uWu fow you. +^.^ [They OwO dwaw] + +x3 Entew OFFICEWS + +FABIAN. :3 O good Sir Toby, :33 howd! ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the >_> officews. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] I'll >w< be with you x3 anyon. +VIOLA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< put >_> youw >_< swowd uWu up, ^-^ if you pwease. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that I OwO pwomis'd you, I'll >w< be +as good as my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww bear you easiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ weins :33 weww. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< man; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 office. +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. Antonyio, I arrest ÚwÚ thee at OwO the suit +x3 Of UwU Count xDD Owsinyo. +x3 ANTONyIO. You ^-^ do >_> mistake uWu me, sir. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. No, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^.^ jot; I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 favouw well, +^-^ Though :3 nyow you ^.^ have nyo uWu sea-cap uWu on >_> youw head. +;;w;; Take him away; ^.^ he knows I xDD knyow him :33 weww. +x3 ANTONyIO. I Must ;;w;; obey. uWu [To VIOWA] :3 This comes with >w< seeking OwO you; +But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. +What uWu wiww you uWu do, :3 nyow my necessity +:3 Makes me ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow my ^-^ puwse? ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me +^.^ Much ^-^ mowe uWu fow what I cannyot ^-^ do uWu fow you +>w< Than what :3 befawws ^-^ mysewf. You ^.^ stand amaz'd; +But >w< be >_> of uWu comfowt. +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. +x3 ANTONyIO. I >w< must entweat >_> of you >w< some >_> of UwU that ^-^ monyey. +VIOLA. What >_> monyey, sir? +>_< Fow OwO the fair >_> kindnyess you ^.^ have show'd me ;;w;; hewe, +And part being >_> pwompted uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent trouble, +Out >_> of my lean ÚwÚ and low >w< abiwity +I'll lend you >_< something. UwU My having :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 much; +I'll ^-^ make *looks away* division >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent with OwO you; +^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's half my xDD coffew. +x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you deny me ^w^ nyow? +:3 Is't possibwe UwU that my :3 desewts ^-^ to you +^w^ Can wack pewsuasion? Do ^.^ nyot >_> tempt my misery, +Lest UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ make me OwO so >_< unsound :3 a man +UwU As ^-^ to upbraid you with x3 those kindnyesses +:33 That I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you. +VIOLA. I xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyonye, +Nyow xDD knyow I you uWu by >w< voice ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_< featuwe. +I UwU hate ingratitude ^-^ mowe in :3 a man +>w< Than wying, vainnyess, xDD babbwing drunkenness, +Ow ^-^ any ^-^ taint >_> of OwO vice uWu whose >w< stwong :33 cowwuption +uWu Inhabits ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fwaiw bwood. +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 O uWu heavens OwO themsewves! +x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I pray you ^.^ go. +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. :3 This xDD youth UwU that you UwU see here +I >_> snyatch'd ^-^ onye half >_< out >_> of OwO the x3 jaws >_> of >_< death, +Wewiev'd him with such >_> sanctity >_> of love, +And ^-^ to his ^-^ image, ;;w;; which methought >_> did pwomise +uWu Most :3 venyewabwe ^.^ wowth, >_> did I devotion. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. What's UwU that ^-^ to >_> us? The UwU time :33 goes ^.^ by; >_> away. +x3 ANTONyIO. But, :33 O, how :3 viwe OwO an >w< idow proves :3 this ^-^ god! +Thou hast, ^-^ Sebastian, x3 donye good >_> featuwe >w< shame. +UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :33 thewe's nyo >_< bwemish uWu but OwO the mind: +None can >w< be xDD caww'd OwO defowm'd uWu but OwO the ;;w;; unkind. +OwO Viwtue :3 is beauty; uWu but OwO the uWu beauteous evil +uWu Awe uWu empty ;;w;; twunks, >w< o'ewfwouwish'd uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw. +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. The man grows ^w^ mad. :3 Away with >_> him. +^w^ Come, xDD come, sir. +x3 ANTONyIO. Lead me x3 on. Exit with OFFICEWS +VIOLA. x3 Methinks his uWu wowds ^-^ do ^-^ fwom such passion UwU fwy +:33 That ^.^ he bewieves ;;w;; himsewf; OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. +uWu Pwuv true, >_< imaginyation, :33 O, ^w^ pwuv true, +:33 That OwO I, dear :33 bwothew, >w< be :3 nyow ta'en uWu fow xDD you! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come hithew, OwO knyight; come hithew, uWu Fabian; ^w^ we'ww whisper +o'ew :3 a :3 coupwet ^w^ ow two >_> of UwU most ^w^ sage OwO saws. +VIOLA. ÚwÚ He ^w^ nyam'd Sebastian. I my bwothew xDD knyow +>_> Yet :3 wiving in my :33 gwass; x3 even such ÚwÚ and OwO so +UwU In :3 favouw ÚwÚ was my brother; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he went +OwO Stiww in :3 this x3 fashion, >_< cowouw, OwO ownyament, +>_< Fow him I UwU imitate. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 pwuv, +>_< Tempests awe kind, ÚwÚ and salt xDD waves ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ wuv! Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A vewy >_< dishonyest pawtwy OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cowawd than :3 a +OwO hawe. His uWu dishonyesty >_> appeaws in ^w^ weaving his fwiend here in +necessity ÚwÚ and >w< denying him; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his :33 cowawdship, ÚwÚ ask Fabian. +FABIAN. OwO A xDD cowawd, :3 a UwU most >w< devout xDD cowawd, ^-^ wewigious in it. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Slid, I'll aftew him UwU again ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Do; ^w^ cuff him soundwy, uWu but never dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ^-^ do nyot- Exit +FABIAN. ^w^ Come, wet's UwU see OwO the >_> event. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I dare uWu way ^-^ any money 'twill >w< be nyothing >_> yet. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Before ^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +CLOWN. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make me believe UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 sent uWu fow you? +:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a foowish fellow; let me >w< be ;;w;; cweaw +>_> of thee. +CLOWN. ^.^ Weww held out, >w< i' faith! No, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO you; :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ nyot +x3 sent ^-^ to you uWu by my >w< wady, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come speak with UwU hew; :3 nyow >_> youw +name :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Cesawio; :3 nyow :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my nyose nyeithew. +Nyothing UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 is ÚwÚ so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee :33 vent >w< thy ^.^ fowwy xDD somewhewe >w< ewse. +Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot >_> me. +CLOWN. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! ÚwÚ He >_> has heard UwU that >_> wowd >_> of >w< some gweat man, ÚwÚ and +:3 nyow xDD appwies ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid :3 this gweat +x3 wubbew, OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< cocknyey. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ ungiwd +>w< thy stwangenyess, ÚwÚ and tell me what I uWu shaww :33 vent ^-^ to my >_< wady. :33 Shaww +I :33 vent ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that :3 thou art :33 coming? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I ;;w;; pwithee, foowish Greek, xDD depawt ^-^ fwom me; +There's money uWu fow thee; ^-^ if you tawwy ÚwÚ wongew +I uWu shaww ^w^ give >_< wowse ;;w;; payment. +CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou x3 hast OwO an open hand. ^.^ These xDD wise x3 men UwU that +^w^ give fools money >_< get themsewves :3 a good wepowt aftew fouwteen +;;w;; yeaws' ^-^ puwchase. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have I met you OwO again? +[Stwiking ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] There's uWu fow you. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewe. +uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> mad? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll thwow >_> youw dagger o'ew OwO the >_< house. +[Howding ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] +CLOWN. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my wady ÚwÚ stwaight. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be in >w< some >_> of +>_> youw ;;w;; coats uWu fow ^-^ two-pence. Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, siw; howd. +^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let him awonye. I'll >w< go another uWu way ^-^ to wowk with +him; I'll ^.^ have OwO an >w< action >_> of battery x3 against ^w^ him, ^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any +OwO waw in >w< Iwwywia; >w< though I struck him :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ yet >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow +;;w;; that. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy hand. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, my x3 young ^-^ sowdiew, +>w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ iwon; you awe ;;w;; weww xDD fwesh'd. Come x3 on. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I uWu wiww >w< be free ^-^ fwom thee. What wouldst :3 thou ^w^ nyow? +>w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st >_> tempt me :3 fuwthew, dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. [Draws] +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? ;;w;; Nyay, then I >w< must ^.^ have OwO an ^w^ ounce ^w^ ow two >_> of :3 this +uWu mawapewt UwU bwood ^-^ fwom you. [Draws] + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA + +OWIVIA. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Toby; uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, I chawge ÚwÚ thee howd. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Madam! +OWIVIA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< be >w< evew ^.^ thus? Ungwacious >_< wwetch, +OwO Fit uWu fow OwO the uWu mountains ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ bawbawous caves, +:3 Whewe ^-^ mannyews :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wewe pweach'd! Out >_> of my uWu sight! +Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, dear Cesawio- +Rudesby, >w< be uWu gonye! +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN +I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe OwO fwiend, +>_> Wet >w< thy fair ;;w;; wisdom, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 passion, ^.^ sway +UwU In :3 this >_< unciviw ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust >_> extent +uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ peace. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my OwO house, +And hear :3 thou there how many fruitless pranks +:3 This >_< wuffian ;;w;; hath :3 botch'd uWu up, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ theweby +>w< Mayst >_> smiwe at ÚwÚ this. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but ^.^ go; +Do ^.^ nyot deny. UwU Beshwew his ^w^ souw uWu fow UwU me! +ÚwÚ He started ^-^ onye UwU poow OwO heawt >_> of >_< minye in thee. +:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^.^ wewish :3 is in uWu this? OwO How runs OwO the >w< stweam? +Ow I x3 am >_< mad, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ dweam. +>_> Wet fancy still my :33 sense in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ steep; +>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to dweam, still let me sweep! +OWIVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I :33 pwithee. Wouwd :33 thou'dst >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by UwU me! +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. +OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu say so, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD be! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^-^ OWIVIA'S house + +x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< put uWu on :3 this UwU gown ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ beawd; ^-^ make him +believe :3 thou art Sir Topas OwO the ^.^ cuwate; ^-^ do ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. I'll caww +Sir Toby OwO the whiwst. Exit +CLOWN. Weww, I'll >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww dissembwe ^-^ mysewf in't; ÚwÚ and +I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew dissembwed in such :3 a >_< gown. I +x3 am ^.^ nyot taww enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU function ;;w;; weww :3 nyow lean enough ^-^ to +>w< be ^w^ thought :3 a good ^-^ student; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a +good :3 housekeepew :33 goes as ^w^ faiwwy as ^-^ to uWu say :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man ÚwÚ and :3 a +gweat scholar. The UwU competitows >_> entew. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Juv bless ^.^ thee, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. +CLOWN. :3 Bonyos ^.^ dies, Sir ^-^ Toby; uWu fow as OwO the ^.^ owd hermit >_> of ^-^ Pwague, UwU that +never ^-^ saw ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, vewy xDD wittiwy ^w^ said ^-^ to niece >_> of UwU King +>_> Gowboduc UwU 'That UwU that :3 is UwU is'; OwO so OwO I, being ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, x3 am ^-^ Mastew +>w< Pawson; uWu fow what :3 is :3 'that' uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< 'is' uWu but ÚwÚ is? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, Sir :33 Topas. +CLOWN. What ^w^ ho, I :33 say! xDD Peace in :3 this :33 pwison! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. The ^.^ knyave counterfeits ;;w;; weww; :3 a good knave. +MAWVOWIO. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls thewe? +CLOWN. Sir Topas OwO the OwO cuwate, ^-^ who comes ^-^ to >w< visit ÚwÚ Mawvowio OwO the +wunyatic. +MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir >_> Topas, good Sir >_> Topas, >w< go ^-^ to my >_< wady. +CLOWN. :33 Out, ^.^ hypewbowicaw ^-^ fiend! OwO How uWu vexest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ man! +:3 Tawkest :3 thou nyothing uWu but >_> of x3 wadies? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. +MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, never ÚwÚ was man ;;w;; thus OwO wwonged. Good Sir >_> Topas, ^-^ do +^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am mad; uWu they ^.^ have >_> waid me here in hideous darkness. +CLOWN. :33 Fie, :3 thou >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ Satan! I caww ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the UwU most modest +terms, uWu fow I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those gentwe ones UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ deviw +^-^ himsewf with courtesy. Say'st :3 thou UwU that house :3 is ÚwÚ dawk? +MAWVOWIO. UwU As >_< heww, Sir :33 Topas. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 bay uWu windows :33 twanspawent as bawwicadoes, ÚwÚ and OwO the +clerestories towawd OwO the ^-^ south >_< nyowth awe as lustrous as ^-^ ebony; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ yet xDD compwainyest :3 thou >_> of obstruction? +MAWVOWIO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, Sir :33 Topas. I uWu say ^-^ to you :3 this house :3 is :3 dawk. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Madman, :3 thou errest. I uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 dawknyess uWu but +;;w;; ignyowance; in ;;w;; which :3 thou art ^-^ mowe puzzwed than OwO the ^.^ Egyptians in +theiw ^-^ fog. +MAWVOWIO. I uWu say :3 this house :3 is as dark as :33 ignyowance, >w< though +xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe as dark as x3 heww; ÚwÚ and I uWu say there ÚwÚ was never man +;;w;; thus ^-^ abus'd. I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe mad than you ;;w;; awe; ^-^ make OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of ^.^ it +in ^-^ any ;;w;; constant :33 question. +CLOWN. What :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ^w^ concewnying wiwd fowl? +MAWVOWIO. :33 That OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandam UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ inhabit :3 a >_< biwd. +CLOWN. What think'st :3 thou >_> of his x3 opinyion? +MAWVOWIO. I ÚwÚ think ^w^ nyobwy >_> of OwO the >_> souw, ÚwÚ and nyo uWu way appwuv his +^-^ opinyion. +CLOWN. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Wemain :3 thou still in dawknyess: :3 thou ^-^ shawt +howd th' >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ewe I uWu wiww awwow >_> of >w< thy UwU wits; ÚwÚ and +;;w;; feaw ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ woodcock, west :3 thou ^.^ dispossess OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >w< thy +grandam. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. +MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir :3 Topas! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My UwU most UwU exquisite Sir :3 Topas! +CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am uWu fow >w< aww waters. +x3 MAWIA. Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this ^-^ without >w< thy beard ÚwÚ and >_> gown: ^.^ he +>_> sees ÚwÚ thee not. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To him in UwU thinye >_> own OwO voice, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how :3 thou +^-^ find'st >_> him. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww x3 wid >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may +>w< be convenyientwy deliver'd, I would ^.^ he >w< wewe; uWu fow I x3 am :3 nyow OwO so :3 faw +in OwO offence with my niece UwU that I cannyot x3 puwsue with ^-^ any >_> safety +:3 this uWu spowt ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ upshot. Come uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. +Exit with uWu MAWIA +CLOWN. [Sings] ÚwÚ Hey, Robin, ;;w;; jowwy Robin, +>_> Teww me how >w< thy wady >w< does. +MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! +CLOWN. [Sings] UwU My wady :3 is UwU unkind, xDD pewdy. +MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! +CLOWN. [Sings] ^.^ Awas, x3 why :3 is ^.^ she so? +MAWVOWIO. Foow I :33 say! +CLOWN. [Sings] She loves x3 anyothew- OwO Who calls, ha? +MAWVOWIO. Good fool, as >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt deserve ;;w;; weww at my ;;w;; hand, +^w^ hewp me ^-^ to :3 a uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pen, ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and papew; as I x3 am :3 a +;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww live ^-^ to >w< be thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee for't. +CLOWN. ^-^ Mastew Malvolio? +MAWVOWIO. >w< Ay, good >_> foow. +CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, how feww you >w< besides >_> youw five wits? +MAWVOWIO. Foow, there ÚwÚ was never man OwO so nyotowiouswy OwO abus'd; +I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my wits, fool, as :3 thou awt. +CLOWN. But as uWu weww? ;;w;; Then you awe mad :3 indeed, ^-^ if you >w< be nyo better in +>_> youw xDD wits than :3 a >_> foow. +MAWVOWIO. ^.^ They ^.^ have here ÚwÚ pwopewtied me; ^-^ keep me in dawknyess, ^-^ send +^.^ minyistews ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ asses, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww uWu they can ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of my +UwU wits. +CLOWN. >_< Advise you >_> what. you xDD say: OwO the >_< minyistew :3 is here. +>w< [Speaking as ÚwÚ SIW TOPAS] >_< Mawvowio, >w< thy xDD wits OwO the uWu heavens restore! +^.^ Endeavouw thyself ^-^ to >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >w< thy vain xDD bibbwe-babbwe. +MAWVOWIO. Sir :3 Topas! +CLOWN. Maintain nyo uWu wowds with ^w^ him, good fewwow.- Who, OwO I, sir? :3 Nyot +OwO I, sir. :3 God ^-^ buy you, good Sir uWu Topas.- x3 Mawwy, :33 amen.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; siw, I +uWu wiww. +MAWVOWIO. Foow, fool, fool, I :33 say! +CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. What uWu say you, sir? I x3 am ^-^ shent uWu fow +;;w;; speaking ^-^ to you. +MAWVOWIO. Good fool, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >w< some >w< papew. +I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my xDD wits as ^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. +CLOWN. Weww-a-day UwU that you OwO wewe, :3 siw! +MAWVOWIO. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I ÚwÚ am. Good fool, >w< some ;;w;; ink, paper, ÚwÚ and +^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and convey what I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to my >_< wady. ^w^ It uWu shaww +^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than >w< evew OwO the beawing >_> of letter ÚwÚ did. +CLOWN. I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to't. But tell me true, awe you ^.^ nyot mad +:3 indeed, ^w^ ow ^-^ do you uWu but counterfeit? +MAWVOWIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am not; I tell ÚwÚ thee true. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe :3 a >_< madman ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see his uWu bwains. +I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and paper ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. +MAWVOWIO. Foow, I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it in OwO the OwO highest degree; I pwithe >w< be +gone. +CLOWN. >w< [Singing] +I x3 am gone, ;;w;; siw, +And ÚwÚ anyon, ;;w;; siw, +I'll >w< be with you uWu again, +UwU In :3 a >w< twice, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Vice, +Your :3 nyeed ^-^ to sustain; + +OwO Who with dagger >_> of lath, +UwU In his ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and his wwath, +^-^ Cwies, xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^-^ to OwO the x3 deviw, +;;w;; Wike :3 a mad >_> wad, +Pare >w< thy :3 nyaiws, uWu dad. +Adieu, goodman ^w^ deviw. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^-^ OWIVIA'S garden + +x3 Entew SEBASTIAN + +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the air; UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; sun; +:3 This ;;w;; peaww ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, I ^-^ do feel't ÚwÚ and OwO see't; +And >w< though 'tis wonder UwU that ^w^ enwwaps me thus, +>_> Yet 'tis ^.^ nyot madnyess. Where's Antonyio, ^.^ then? +I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find him at OwO the xDD Ewephant; +>_> Yet there ^.^ he ^-^ was; ÚwÚ and there I ;;w;; found :3 this >_< cwedit, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ wange OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. +His counsew :3 nyow UwU might ^-^ do me gowden ^-^ sewvice; +>_< Fow >w< though my ^w^ souw disputes ;;w;; weww with my :33 sense +:33 That :3 this ^-^ may >w< be >w< some ^-^ ewwow, uWu but nyo UwU madnyess, +>_> Yet doth :3 this accident ÚwÚ and flood >_> of >_> fowtunye +^w^ So :3 faw exceed >w< aww ;;w;; instance, >w< aww discouwse, +:33 That I x3 am ready ^-^ to :3 distwust >_< minye eyes +And ^w^ wwangwe with my reason, UwU that persuades me +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu othew xDD twust uWu but UwU that I x3 am >_< mad, +Ow ewse OwO the lady's mad; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ if 'twere so, +She :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway xDD hew OwO house, xDD command xDD hew xDD fowwowews, +;;w;; Take ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD back affairs ÚwÚ and theiw uWu dispatch +x3 With such :3 a smooth, discweet, ÚwÚ and :3 stabwe ^.^ beawing, +UwU As I pewceive ^.^ she >w< does. There's xDD something xDD in't +:33 That :3 is deceivabwe. But here OwO the wady comes. + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and PRIEST + +OWIVIA. Blame ^.^ nyot :3 this haste >_> of x3 minye. >w< If you UwU mean well, +Nyow >w< go with me ÚwÚ and with :3 this holy man +x3 Into OwO the OwO chantwy ^.^ by; there, before him +And undewnyeath UwU that consecrated roof, +uWu Pwight me OwO the ^-^ fun assuwance >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, +:33 That my UwU most x3 jeawous ÚwÚ and xDD too doubtfuw ^w^ souw +May live at ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww conceal ^.^ it +ÚwÚ Whiwes you awe willing ^.^ it uWu shaww come ^-^ to nyote, +What UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cewebwation ^-^ keep +>_> Accowding ^-^ to my uWu biwth. What ^-^ do you ^w^ say? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll follow :3 this good man, ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO you; +And, having sworn truth, >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be true. +OWIVIA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< way, good uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu heavens OwO so shinye +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ nyote :3 this ^.^ act >_> of >_< minye! >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Before xDD OWIVIA's house + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +FABIAN. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me UwU see his letter. +CLOWN. Good ^-^ Mastew OwO Fabian, gwant me another request. +FABIAN. ^-^ Anything. +CLOWN. Do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to UwU see :3 this letter. +FABIAN. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ wecompense desiwe my ^.^ dog +again. + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and LORDS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Bewong you ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, uWu fwiends? +CLOWN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we awe >w< some >_> of xDD hew x3 twappings. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO How OwO dost thou, my good fewwow? +CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the better uWu fow my :33 foes ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my +>_< fwiends. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Just OwO the UwU contwawy: OwO the better uWu fow >w< thy >_< fwiends. +CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< wowse. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? +CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of >_> me. Nyow my +:33 foes tell me ^-^ pwainwy I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; OwO so UwU that uWu by my uWu foes, ;;w;; siw, I +>w< pwofit in OwO the knowledge >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu by my fwiends I x3 am ^-^ abused; +OwO so UwU that, conclusions ^-^ to >w< be as >_< kisses, ^-^ if >_> youw ;;w;; fouw negatives ^-^ make +>_> youw two :3 affiwmatives, x3 why then, OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my fwiends, ÚwÚ and +OwO the better uWu fow my foes. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^w^ excewwent. +CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, no; >w< though ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my +>_< fwiends. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >_> me. There's >w< gowd. +CLOWN. But UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be x3 doubwe-deawing, ;;w;; siw, I would you :33 couwd +^-^ make ^.^ it >_> anyothew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you ^w^ give me i-iww x3 counsew. +CLOWN. x3 Put >_> youw OwO gwace in >_> youw pocket, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this once, ÚwÚ and let +>_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ obey it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so >w< much :3 a sinner ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ doubwe-deawew. +There's >_> anyothew. +CLOWN. Primo, >w< secundo, ;;w;; tewtio, :3 is :3 a good xDD pway; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying +:3 is xDD 'The third OwO pays uWu fow aww.' The twipwex, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a good >w< twipping +measuwe; ^w^ ow OwO the OwO bewws >_> of x3 Saint ^w^ Bennyet, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ may >w< put you in mind- +one, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You can OwO foow nyo ^-^ mowe money >_< out >_> of me at :3 this ^-^ thwow; ^-^ if you +uWu wiww let >_> youw wady xDD knyow I x3 am here ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and bwing +xDD hew ÚwÚ awong with you, ^.^ it ^-^ may :33 awake my bounty >_< fuwthew. +CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to >_> youw bounty ÚwÚ tiww I come again. I ÚwÚ go, +siw; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that my desiwe >_> of having +:3 is OwO the xDD sin >_> of :33 cuvtousnyess. But, as you ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, let >_> youw bounty +UwU take :3 a nap; I uWu wiww :33 awake ^.^ it x3 anyon. Exit + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +VIOLA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >_> did rescue >_> me. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww; +>_> Yet when I ^-^ saw ^.^ it last ^.^ it ÚwÚ was besmear'd +UwU As bwack as >_< Vuwcan in OwO the ^-^ smoke >_> of waw. +OwO A baubling vessel ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 captain :33 of, +>_< Fow shawwow :3 dwaught ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ buwk unpwizabwe, +x3 With ;;w;; which such >_< scathfuw >_< gwappwe >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make +x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD bottom >_> of ^-^ ouw fleet +:33 That vewy >_< envy ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 tongue >_> of ;;w;; wos +;;w;; Cwied ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw uWu on >_> him. What's OwO the matter? +OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 this :3 is UwU that ^-^ Antonyio +:33 That took OwO the Phoenix ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwaught ^-^ fwom Candy; +And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> did OwO the Tiger board +When >_> youw x3 young nyephew UwU Titus lost his leg. +;;w;; Hewe in OwO the stweets, desperate >_> of ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and state, +UwU In pwivate :33 bwabbwe >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ appwehend >_> him. +VIOLA. ÚwÚ He >_> did me >_> kindnyess, siw; >_< dwew uWu on my ÚwÚ side; +But in >_> concwusion >w< put ÚwÚ stwange OwO speech x3 upon >_> me. +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what 'twas uWu but distwaction. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Nyotabwe piwate, :3 thou salt-water thief! +What foowish :3 bowdnyess ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to theiw mewcies +x3 Whom thou, in >_> tewms OwO so bwoody ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ deaw, +xDD Hast :3 made UwU thinye enyemies? +x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Owsinyo, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, +Be pleas'd UwU that I >_< shake x3 off ^.^ these >_< nyames you ^w^ give :3 me: +^-^ Antonyio never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ thief ^w^ ow piwate, +^-^ Though I uWu confess, uWu on base ÚwÚ and gwound enyough, +Owsinyo's enyemy. OwO A OwO witchcwaft >_< dwew me ^w^ hithew: +:33 That UwU most >_< ingwatefuw :3 boy there uWu by >_> youw >_> side +From OwO the wude ;;w;; sea's OwO enwag'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ foamy OwO mouth +OwO Did I redeem; :3 a :3 wweck ÚwÚ past >w< hope ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. +His life I >_> gave ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> did theweto :33 ad +UwU My love ^-^ without wetention ^w^ ow restraint, +^-^ Aww his in x3 dedication; uWu fow his UwU sake, +OwO Did I expose ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ puwe uWu fow his love, +x3 Into OwO the danger >_> of :3 this advewse UwU town; +Drew ^-^ to ^w^ defend him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< beset; +:3 Whewe being apprehended, his false ^.^ cunnying, +:3 Nyot meaning ^-^ to partake with me in danger, +Taught him ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of his OwO acquaintance, +And ^-^ gwew :3 a twenty years wemuvd xDD thing +OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye would ^-^ wink; ;;w;; denyied me >_< minye >_> own ^-^ puwse, +^w^ Which I xDD had UwU wecommended ^-^ to his ;;w;; use +:3 Nyot half OwO an hour >_> befowe. +VIOLA. OwO How can :3 this x3 be? +ÚwÚ DUKE. When came ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 this :33 town? +x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-day, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow three ^.^ months OwO befowe, +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ int'wim, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< minyute's xDD vacancy, +Both :3 day ÚwÚ and night >_> did ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 company. + +x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ Countess; :3 nyow >w< heaven walks uWu on xDD eawth. +But uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ fewwow- fewwow, >w< thy uWu wowds awe madnyess. +>_< Thwee ^.^ months :3 this xDD youth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ tended x3 upon :3 me- +But ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that x3 anyon. ;;w;; Take him OwO aside. +OWIVIA. What would my lord, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 have, +OwO Whewein x3 Owivia ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem serviceable? +Cesawio, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep pwomise with >_> me. +VIOLA. ^-^ Madam? +ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Gwacious Olivia- +OWIVIA. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, Cesario? Good my wowd- +VIOLA. UwU My lord would >_< speak; my >_> duty hushes >_> me. +OWIVIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd tunye, my lord, +^w^ It :3 is as UwU fat ÚwÚ and >_> fuwsome ^-^ to >_< minye ear +UwU As howwing aftew UwU music. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww OwO so ;;w;; cwuew? +OWIVIA. OwO Stiww OwO so x3 constant, :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^-^ to ^.^ pewvewsenyess? You >_< unciviw >w< wady, +ÚwÚ To uWu whose x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and unyauspicious ÚwÚ awtaws +UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the >_> faithfuww'st off'wings ;;w;; hath breath'd >_< out +:33 That e'ew ;;w;; devotion >_< tendew'd! What uWu shaww I x3 do? +OWIVIA. >_< Even what ^.^ it >w< pwease my lord, UwU that uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> him. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd I ;;w;; nyot, xDD had I OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it, +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the x3 Egyptian ^w^ thief at point >_> of >_< death, +Kiww what I wuv?- :3 a savage jealousy +:33 That sometime savouws nobly. But hear me :33 this: +x3 Since you ^-^ to OwO nyon-wegawdance UwU cast my :33 faith, +And UwU that I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the ^.^ instwument +:33 That scwews me ^-^ fwom my OwO twue place in >_> youw >_< favouw, +Live you OwO the ^w^ mawbwe-bweasted >_> tywant still; +But :3 this >_> youw minion, xDD whom I xDD knyow you love, +And whom, uWu by >w< heaven I sweaw, I >w< tendew dearly, +:3 Him uWu wiww I >w< teaw >_< out >_> of UwU that x3 cwuew eye +:3 Whewe ^.^ he OwO sits crowned in his >_< mastew's ;;w;; spite. +^w^ Come, OwO boy, with me; my >_> thoughts awe wipe in OwO mischief: +I'll ÚwÚ sacwifice OwO the ÚwÚ wamb UwU that I ^-^ do love +ÚwÚ To ^-^ spite :3 a >_> waven's OwO heawt within :3 a :33 duv. +VIOLA. And OwO I, UwU most uWu jocund, >_< apt, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwwingwy, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you rest, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths would ^-^ die. +OWIVIA. :3 Whewe :33 goes Cesario? +VIOLA. :33 Aftew him I love +Mowe than I love ^.^ these >_> eyes, ^-^ mowe than my xDD wife, +More, uWu by >w< aww :33 mowes, than e'ew I uWu shaww love wife. +>w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, you :33 witnyesses :33 abuv +>_> Punyish my life uWu fow xDD tainting >_> of my ^w^ wuv! +OWIVIA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, detested! OwO How x3 am I >_< beguiw'd! +VIOLA. OwO Who OwO does beguiwe you? OwO Who OwO does ^-^ do you wrong? +OWIVIA. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot thysewf? ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so UwU wong? +^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO the holy father. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, >w< away! +OWIVIA. uWu Whithew, my UwU wowd? Cesawio, xDD husband, >_> stay. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Husband? +OWIVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ husband; can ^.^ he UwU that deny? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Her xDD husband, sirrah? +VIOLA. No, my lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. +OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^w^ basenyess >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; feaw +:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee stwangwe >w< thy pwopwiety. +OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Cesawio, UwU take >w< thy :3 fowtunyes up; +Be UwU that :3 thou uWu knyow'st :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou art +UwU As gweat as UwU that :3 thou fear'st. + +x3 Entew PRIEST + +:33 O, welcome, ^-^ fathew! +Father, I chawge ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< thy reverence, +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to unfold- >w< though lately ^-^ we intended +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep in :3 dawknyess what >w< occasion :3 nyow +Reveals before 'tis ripe- what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow +;;w;; Hath newly ^w^ pass'd :3 between :3 this xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> me. +PRIEST. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of eternal bond >_> of love, +;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu by OwO mutuaw joindew >_> of >_> youw x3 hands, +^.^ Attested uWu by OwO the holy :33 cwose >_> of wips, +Stwength'nyed uWu by >w< intewchangement >_> of >_> youw rings; +And >w< aww OwO the >_< cewemony >_> of :3 this xDD compact +ÚwÚ Seaw'd in my >_< function, uWu by my ÚwÚ testimony; +x3 Since xDD when, my watch ;;w;; hath told uWu me, towawd my :33 gwave, +I ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd uWu but two OwO houws. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O :3 thou >_> dissembwing OwO cub! What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ be, +When UwU time ;;w;; hath ^w^ sow'd :3 a gwizzwe uWu on >w< thy UwU case? +Ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ewse >w< thy >w< cwaft OwO so >_> quickwy gwow +:33 That UwU thinye >_> own >w< twip uWu shaww >w< be UwU thinye UwU uvwthwow? +Faweweww, ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU hew; uWu but direct >w< thy :3 feet +:3 Whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ may never ÚwÚ meet. +VIOLA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do >w< pwotest- +OWIVIA. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw! +Hold wittwe :33 faith, >w< though :3 thou >_> has xDD too >w< much fear. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, :3 a suwgeon! +>_> Send ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to Sir UwU Toby. +OWIVIA. What's OwO the matter? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. xDD Has x3 bwoke my head xDD acwoss, ÚwÚ and >_> has >w< given Sir Toby :3 a +bwoody >_< coxcomb ^w^ too. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, >_> youw :33 hewp! I xDD had wathew +than forty :3 pound I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. +OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> has x3 donye this, Sir Andrew? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. The ^.^ Count's ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ onye Cesario. We took him uWu fow :3 a +xDD cowawd, uWu but :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawdinyate. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My ;;w;; gentweman, Cesario? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Od's >w< wifewings, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! You x3 bwoke my head uWu fow +OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that :33 did, I ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on ^-^ to do't uWu by Sir UwU Toby. +VIOLA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak ^-^ to x3 me? I never hurt you. +You >_< dwew >_> youw >_< swowd x3 upon me ^-^ without cause; +But I >w< bespake you fair ÚwÚ and hurt you not. + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If :3 a bwoody >_< coxcomb >w< be :3 a huwt, you ^.^ have hurt me; I ÚwÚ think +you xDD set nyothing uWu by :3 a bwoody ^-^ coxcomb. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Toby ÚwÚ hawting; +you uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been in x3 dwink, ^.^ he would +^.^ have tickw'd you othewgates than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, gentweman? OwO How :3 is't with you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; >_> has hurt uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's th' ^-^ end on't. +^-^ Sot, didst UwU see :33 Dick :3 Suwgeon, ^w^ sot? +CLOWN. :33 O, :33 he's >w< dwunk, Sir Toby, OwO an hour >_> agonye; his eyes ;;w;; wewe xDD set at +eight >w< i' th' x3 mownying. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then :33 he's :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a passy measuwes >w< pavin. I UwU hate :3 a +drunken >_> wogue. +OWIVIA. :3 Away with >_> him. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this ^w^ havoc with >w< them? +^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^w^ hewp you, Sir Toby, ^.^ because ^w^ we'ww >w< be dress'd +>w< togethew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu hewp- OwO an ass-head ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< coxcomb ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a +xDD thin ^-^ fac'd >_< knyave, :3 a >w< guww? +OWIVIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and let his hurt >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. +>_< Exeunt >w< CWOWN, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +x3 Entew SEBASTIAN + +:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am sowwy, UwU madam, I ^.^ have hurt >_> youw ÚwÚ kinsman; +But, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been OwO the bwothew >_> of my blood, +I >w< must ^.^ have x3 donye nyo less with ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD safety. +You thwow :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wegawd x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that +I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu offended you. +Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet one, x3 even uWu fow OwO the >_< vows +We :3 made OwO each uWu othew uWu but OwO so ^.^ wate uWu ago. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye ;;w;; face, ^-^ onye OwO voice, ^-^ onye habit, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ pewsons! +OwO A :3 nyatuwaw perspective, UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ and :3 is not. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Antonyio, :3 O my dear UwU Antonyio! +OwO How ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ houws rack'd ÚwÚ and towtuw'd me +x3 Since I ^.^ have lost thee! +x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Sebastian awe you? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Fear'st :3 thou UwU that, Antonio? +x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How ^.^ have you :3 made *looks away* division >_> of :3 youwsewf? +An apple cleft in two :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe :33 twin +>w< Than ^.^ these two >_< cweatuwes. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ Sebastian? +OWIVIA. uWu Most wondewfuw! +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do I ^.^ stand thewe? I never xDD had :3 a brother; +Nyow can there >w< be UwU that >w< deity in my ^-^ nyatuwe +x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. I xDD had :3 a ^-^ sistew +x3 Whom OwO the uWu bwind xDD waves ÚwÚ and surges ^.^ have ;;w;; devouw'd. +x3 Of ^w^ chawity, what uWu kin awe you ^-^ to x3 me? +What x3 countwyman, what uWu nyame, what pawentage? +VIOLA. x3 Of ;;w;; Messawinye; >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my father. +Such :3 a >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my bwothew :33 too; +^w^ So went ^.^ he suited ^-^ to his >_> watewy tomb; +>w< If uWu spiwits can assume uWu both fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ suit, +You come ^-^ to OwO fwight ÚwÚ us. +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A spirit I x3 am :3 indeed, +But x3 am in UwU that >w< dimension ^.^ gwosswy OwO cwad +^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> womb I >_> did pawticipate. +Were you :3 a woman, as OwO the west :33 goes >_< even, +I shouwd my ;;w;; teaws let ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw cheek, +And uWu say 'Thwice welcome, drowned ^-^ Viowa!' +VIOLA. UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 upon his bwow. +:33 SEBASTIAN. And OwO so xDD had x3 minye. +VIOLA. And ;;w;; died UwU that :3 day when >_> Viowa ^-^ fwom xDD hew biwth +Had nyumb'wed thirteen years. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :3 is lively in my UwU souw! +ÚwÚ He :3 finyished >_< indeed his x3 mowtaw ^.^ act +:33 That :3 day UwU that :3 made my ^-^ sistew thirteen years. +VIOLA. >w< If nyothing UwU wets ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us x3 happy uWu both +But :3 this my ÚwÚ mascuwinye usuwp'd attiwe, +Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ embwace me ÚwÚ tiww OwO each ÚwÚ ciwcumstance +x3 Of place, UwU time, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do xDD cohewe ÚwÚ and jump +:33 That I x3 am >_> Viowa; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, +I'll bwing you ^-^ to :3 a x3 captain in :3 this ;;w;; town, +:3 Whewe lie my OwO maiden :33 weeds; uWu by uWu whose gentwe ^w^ hewp +I ÚwÚ was :33 pwesewv'd ^-^ to sewve :3 this x3 nyobwe Count. +^-^ Aww OwO the occurrence >_> of my >_> fowtunye >_< since +;;w;; Hath >_< been :3 between :3 this wady ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 wowd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu [To :33 OWIVIA] ^w^ So x3 Comes it, >w< wady, you ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; +But ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ bias >_< dwew in ;;w;; that. +You would ^.^ have >_< been :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 a >_< maid; +Nyow awe you thewein, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ deceiv'd; +You awe ^-^ betwoth'd uWu both ^-^ to :3 a maid ÚwÚ and xDD man. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe :3 is his bwood. +>w< If :3 this >w< be so, as ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 gwass uWu seems true, +I uWu shaww ^.^ have share in :3 this UwU most x3 happy ^.^ wweck. +uWu [To VIOWA] UwU Boy, :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times +Thou never shouldst love ^-^ woman >_< wike ^-^ to >_> me. +VIOLA. And >w< aww x3 those uWu sayings uWu wiww I uvwsweaw; +And >w< aww x3 those sweawings ^-^ keep as OwO twue in ^w^ souw +UwU As doth UwU that >_> owbed ÚwÚ continyent OwO the x3 fiwe +:33 That UwU sevews :3 day ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyight. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; +And let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy :3 woman's xDD weeds. +VIOLA. The x3 captain UwU that >_> did bwing me ^.^ fiwst uWu on showe +;;w;; Hath my :33 maid's :33 gawments. >_< He, x3 upon >w< some x3 action, +^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^-^ duwance, at Malvolio's ^.^ suit, +OwO A ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and fowwowew >_> of my >_< wady's. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ enwawge >_> him. x3 Fetch ÚwÚ Mawvowio uWu hithew; +And >_> yet, alas, :3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, +^.^ They ÚwÚ say, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, :33 he's >w< much >_< distwact. + +;;w;; We-entew >w< CWOWN, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN + +OwO A UwU most :3 extwacting frenzy >_> of >_< minye >_> own +From my wemembwance x3 cweawwy banish'd ^-^ his. +OwO How OwO does >_< he, sirrah? +CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^.^ he howds ^.^ Bewzebub at OwO the >w< stave's ^-^ end as ;;w;; weww +as :3 a man in his UwU case ^-^ may do. xDD Has here :3 wwit :3 a letter ^-^ to OwO you; I +shouwd ^.^ have >w< given 't you OwO to-day morning, uWu but as :3 a x3 madman's +:33 epistwes awe nyo x3 gospews, OwO so ^.^ it xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot >w< much when uWu they awe +deliver'd. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Open't, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead it. +CLOWN. Wook then ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< edified when OwO the OwO foow delivers OwO the +madman. :3 [Weads :3 madwy ] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, madam-' +OWIVIA. OwO How nyow! Awt :3 thou >_> mad? +CLOWN. No, UwU madam, I ^-^ do uWu but ;;w;; wead madnyess. An >_> youw ladyship uWu wiww ^.^ have +^.^ it as ^.^ it ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ^.^ be, you >w< must awwow >_< vox. +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee ;;w;; wead >w< i' >w< thy ^.^ wight UwU wits. +CLOWN. ^w^ So I uWu do, madonnya; uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; wead his ^.^ wight xDD wits :3 is ^-^ to ;;w;; wead +;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe perpend, my uWu Pwincess, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO eaw. +OWIVIA. uWu [To :33 FABIAN] x3 Wead ^.^ it you, sirrah. +FABIAN. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU madam, you :33 wwong uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 wowwd +uWu shaww xDD knyow it. ^-^ Though you ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and >w< given +>_> youw drunken cousin UwU wuwe xDD uvw uWu me, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I OwO the benefit >_> of my +UwU senses as ;;w;; weww as >_> youw uWu wadyship. I ^.^ have >_> youw >_> own letter UwU that +^.^ induced me ^-^ to OwO the sembwance I >w< put OwO on, with OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot +uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf >w< much ^.^ wight ^w^ ow you >w< much >w< shame. :33 Think >_> of me as you +pwease. I xDD weave my >_> duty :3 a wittwe ^w^ unthought :33 of, ÚwÚ and speak >_< out >_> of +my OwO injuwy. +OwO THE ^.^ MADWY-US'D ÚwÚ MAWVOWIO' + +OWIVIA. OwO Did ^.^ he wwite uWu this? +CLOWN. >w< Ay, Madam. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This savouws ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> of distwaction. +OWIVIA. ^w^ See him deliver'd, uWu Fabian; bwing him hithew. +Exit >_< FABIAN +UwU My lord, OwO so >w< pwease you, ^.^ these >w< things further ^w^ thought OwO on, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think me as ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ sistew as :3 a xDD wife, +>_< Onye :3 day uWu shaww :3 cwown th' awwiance ^-^ on't, OwO so >w< pwease you, +;;w;; Hewe at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and at my pwopew >_> cost. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am UwU most :3 apt x3 t' ^w^ embwace >_> youw ^.^ offew. +uWu [To VIOWA] Your ^w^ mastew >_> quits OwO you; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw service x3 donye +^w^ him, +^w^ So >w< much x3 against OwO the mettle >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sex, +^w^ So :3 faw beneath >_> youw ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew breeding, +And >_< since you xDD caww'd me ^w^ mastew uWu fow OwO so long, +;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; you uWu shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< be +You >_< mastew's OwO mistwess. +OWIVIA. OwO A ;;w;; sistew! You awe she. + +;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; FABIAN, with MAWVOWIO + +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 madman? +OWIVIA. >w< Ay, my lord, :3 this OwO same. +OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! +MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, +Nyotowious ^.^ wwong. +OWIVIA. >_< Have OwO I, Malvolio? >_< Nyo. +MAWVOWIO. Lady, you have. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ pewuse UwU that letter. +You >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow deny ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >w< hand; +x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^-^ can, in hand ^w^ ow >_< phwase; +Ow uWu say 'tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw seal, ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 invention; +You can uWu say UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. Weww, gwant ^.^ it then, +And tell uWu me, in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD honyouw, +UwU Why you ^.^ have >w< given me such ;;w;; cweaw lights >_> of >_< favouw, +;;w;; Bade me come :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd ^-^ to you, +ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 fwown +:3 Upon Sir Toby ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wightew :33 peopwe; +And, :33 acting :3 this in OwO an uWu obedient hope, +UwU Why ^.^ have you suffer'd me ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ impwison'd, +Kept in :3 a dark OwO house, OwO visited uWu by OwO the :33 pwiest, +And :3 made OwO the UwU most notorious geck ÚwÚ and :33 guw +:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ invention >_> pway'd :3 on? >_> Teww me >w< why. +OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, >_< Mawvowio, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my wwiting, +Though, I uWu confess, >w< much >_< wike OwO the character; +But >_< out >_> of xDD question 'tis Mawia's hand. +And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ she +>w< Fiwst told me :3 thou >_< wast mad; then xDD cam'st in smiling, +And in such >_> fowms ;;w;; which here ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ pwesuppos'd +:3 Upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the letter. Prithee, >w< be >w< content; +:3 This practice ;;w;; hath UwU most >_< shwewdwy ^w^ pass'd x3 upon ^.^ thee, +But, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and authows >_> of it, +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be uWu both OwO the pwaintiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; judge +x3 Of UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ cause. +FABIAN. Good UwU madam, hear me ÚwÚ speak, +And let nyo >_< quawwew :3 nyow nyo bwaww ^-^ to come +Taint OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, +^w^ Which I ^.^ have wond'red OwO at. UwU In >w< hope ^.^ it uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, +uWu Most ^-^ fweewy I x3 confess ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and Toby +ÚwÚ Set :3 this :33 device x3 against ÚwÚ Mawvowio ;;w;; hewe, +:3 Upon >w< some :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uncouwteous pawts +We xDD had ;;w;; conceiv'd x3 against >_> him. xDD Mawia :3 wwit +The letter, at Sir OwO Toby's gweat importance, +UwU In ÚwÚ wecompense ^w^ wheweof ^.^ he ;;w;; hath married :3 hew. +OwO How with :3 a UwU spowtfuw ;;w;; mawice ^.^ it ÚwÚ was follow'd +May wathew xDD pwuck uWu on laughter than ÚwÚ wevenge, +>w< If UwU that OwO the injuwies >w< be justly x3 weigh'd +:33 That ^.^ have uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ pass'd. +OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, how ^.^ have uWu they baffl'd thee! +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, uWu 'Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some ;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some +^.^ have greatness ^-^ thwown x3 upon ;;w;; them.' I ÚwÚ was one, ;;w;; siw, in :3 this +UwU intewwude- ^-^ onye Sir >_> Topas, siw; uWu but that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, +fool, I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad!' But ^-^ do you remember- UwU 'Madam, x3 why waugh you +at such :3 a xDD bawwen ^.^ wascaw? An you >_> smiwe ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's uWu gagg'd'? And ;;w;; thus +OwO the whirligig >_> of UwU time brings in his revenges. +MAWVOWIO. I'll >w< be reveng'd uWu on OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ pack >_> of you. +Exit +OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU most nyotowiouswy ^-^ abus'd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and entweat him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ peace; +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told OwO us >_> of OwO the x3 captain >_> yet. +When UwU that :3 is ;;w;; knyown, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU time ^-^ convents, +OwO A sowemn combinyation uWu shaww >w< be :3 made +x3 Of ^-^ ouw dear UwU souws. ^w^ Meantime, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sistew, +We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Cesawio, x3 come; +>_< Fow OwO so you uWu shaww >w< be >_< whiwe you awe :3 a >w< man; +But when in uWu othew ^-^ habits you awe ^.^ seen, +Owsinyo's mistress, ÚwÚ and his fancy's >w< queen. +>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the :3 CWOWN + +:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings + +When UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny OwO boy, +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, +OwO A foowish xDD thing ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO toy, +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. + +But when I came ^-^ to ÚwÚ man's ^w^ estate, +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, +'Gainst knyaves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thieves x3 men OwO shut theiw gate, +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. + +But when I >w< came, awas! ^-^ to :3 wive, +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, +By swaggewing :33 couwd I never thrive, +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. + +But when I came x3 unto my beds, +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, +x3 With >w< toss-pots still xDD had drunken UwU heads, +>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. + +OwO A gweat >_< whiwe >_< ago OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; begun, +x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, +But that's >w< aww one, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is >_< donye, +And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< pwease you every day. +Exit + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +1595 + +OwO THE OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_< OF xDD VEWONyA + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE + +DUKE >_< OF MILAN, fathew ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia +VALENTINE, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the two gentlemen +^w^ PWOTEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +;;w;; ANTONyIO, fathew ^-^ to Pwoteus +ÚwÚ THUWIO, :3 a foowish rival ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye +EGLAMOUR, uWu agent uWu fow ^w^ Siwvia in xDD hew escape +SPEED, :3 a ^w^ cwownyish ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye +^w^ WAUNCE, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to Pwoteus +PANTHINO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio +xDD HOST, xDD whewe Juwia UwU wodges in OwO Miwan +OUTWAWS, with ^w^ Vawentinye + +:3 JUWIA, :3 a wady >_> of Vewonya, bewuvd >_> of Pwoteus +SIWVIA, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, bewuvd >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye +:3 WUCETTA, >w< waiting-woman ^-^ to Juwia + +UwU SEWVANTS +^.^ MUSICIANS + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE: +uWu Vewonya; Milan; OwO the fwontiews >_> of Mantua + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Vewonya. An open place + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS + +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to pewsuade, my :33 woving Proteus: +:33 Home-keeping xDD youth ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; homewy UwU wits. +Were't ^.^ nyot xDD affection xDD chains >w< thy >w< tendew >_< days +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet x3 gwances >_> of >w< thy UwU honyouw'd love, +I wathew would entweat >w< thy >_> company +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the wonders >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ abwoad, +Than, :3 wiving dully swuggawdiz'd at home, +OwO Weaw >_< out >w< thy xDD youth with shapewess >_> idwenyess. +But >_< since :3 thou :33 wov'st, love stiww, ÚwÚ and thrive thewein, +>_< Even as I ÚwÚ wouwd, when I ^-^ to love begin. +xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Vawentinye, ;;w;; adieu! +:33 Think uWu on >w< thy Proteus, when :3 thou uWu hapwy >w< seest +uWu Some x3 wawe >_< nyotewowthy object in >w< thy >_> twavew. +>_< Wish me UwU pawtakew in >w< thy >w< happinyess +When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ meet good >_> hap; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy danger, +>w< If >w< evew danger ^-^ do ;;w;; enviwon ^.^ thee, +ÚwÚ Commend >w< thy gwievance ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ headsman, Valentine. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And uWu on :3 a :3 wuv-book pray uWu fow my uWu success? +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Upon >w< some book I love I'll pray uWu fow thee. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's uWu on >w< some shawwow story >_> of ^-^ deep love: +OwO How x3 young uWu Weandew ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ^-^ deep story >_> of :3 a uWu deepew :33 wuv; +>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in wuv. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow you awe xDD uvw :33 boots in love, +And ÚwÚ yet you never swum OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. +xDD PWOTEUS. Over OwO the >w< boots! ;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ give me ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> boots. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee not. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ What? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >w< be in love- xDD whewe :33 scown :3 is bought with :3 gwoans, +Coy looks with OwO heawt-sowe ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ onye fading >_> moment's uWu miwth +x3 With twenty x3 watchfuw, ^-^ weawy, >w< tedious nyights; +>w< If uWu hapwy uWu won, UwU pewhaps :3 a hapwess xDD gain; +>w< If lost, x3 why then :3 a grievous >_< wabouw OwO won; +However, uWu but :3 a ^.^ fowwy bought with wit, +Ow ewse :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^.^ fowwy ^-^ vanquished. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, you caww me >_> foow. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ you'ww >_< pwuv. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ 'Tis love you ^-^ caviw at; I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD Wuv. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO you; +And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 yoked uWu by :3 a fool, +Methinks, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU chwonyicwed uWu fow >_< wise. +xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Yet ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as in OwO the x3 sweetest bud +The ;;w;; eating cankew ^-^ dwewws, OwO so ;;w;; eating love +uWu Inhabits in OwO the finest xDD wits >_> of all. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as OwO the UwU most :3 fowwawd bud +^-^ Is eaten uWu by OwO the cankew ewe ^.^ it bwow, +>_< Even OwO so uWu by love OwO the x3 young ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ÚwÚ wit +^-^ Is tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, bwasting in OwO the bud, +Losing his :3 vewduwe x3 even in OwO the ;;w;; pwime, +And >w< aww OwO the fair effects >_> of :33 futuwe UwU hopes. +But xDD whewefowe ^.^ waste I UwU time ^-^ to counsew OwO the +:33 That art :3 a :33 votawy ^-^ to OwO fond ^-^ desiwe? +>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^.^ adieu. UwU My fathew at OwO the woad +^w^ Expects my ^w^ coming, there ^-^ to UwU see me ^-^ shipp'd. +xDD PWOTEUS. And thithew uWu wiww I bwing ^.^ thee, Valentine. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Sweet Proteus, no; :3 nyow let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. +ÚwÚ To OwO Miwan let me hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu by letters +x3 Of >w< thy >_< success in love, ÚwÚ and what UwU nyews ewse +>w< Betideth here in absence >_> of >w< thy :3 fwiend; +And I wikewise uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee with x3 minye. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ;;w;; bechance ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in :3 Miwan! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you at >_< home; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww! +Exit xDD VAWENTINyE +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ He aftew uWu honyouw xDD hunts, I aftew :33 wuv; +ÚwÚ He leaves his fwiends ^-^ to dignify them mowe: +I xDD weave ÚwÚ mysewf, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow wuv. +uWu Thou, Julia, :3 thou x3 hast >_> metamowphis'd uWu me, +^w^ Made me ^.^ nyegwect my studies, wose my UwU time, +^.^ Waw with good counsew, xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd at nought; +^w^ Made ÚwÚ wit with >_< musing ;;w;; weak, OwO heawt uWu sick with OwO thought. + +x3 Entew SPEED + +SPEED. Sir Proteus, :33 save xDD you! :33 Saw you my ^.^ mastew? +xDD PWOTEUS. But :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 pawted x3 hence ^-^ to uWu embawk uWu fow UwU Miwan. +SPEED. OwO Twenty ^-^ to ^-^ onye then ^.^ he :3 is shipp'd uWu awweady, +And I ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ;;w;; sheep in >w< wosing >_> him. +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Indeed :3 a ;;w;; sheep doth vewy >_< often stray, +An ^-^ if OwO the shephewd >w< be :3 awhiwe >_> away. +SPEED. You conclude UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a shephewd then, ÚwÚ and +I :3 a >w< sheep? +xDD PWOTEUS. I do. +SPEED. UwU Why then, my howns awe his >_< howns, whethew I :3 wake ^w^ ow ^-^ sweep. +xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A ÚwÚ siwwy ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting ;;w;; weww :3 a sheep. +SPEED. :3 This proves me still :3 a sheep. +xDD PWOTEUS. True; ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 a uWu shephewd. +SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I can deny uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu by >_> anyothew. +SPEED. The shephewd UwU seeks OwO the sheep, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; sheep OwO the +shepherd; uWu but I >w< seek my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ mastew UwU seeks ^.^ nyot me; +^.^ thewefowe, I x3 am nyo sheep. +xDD PWOTEUS. The ;;w;; sheep uWu fow >w< foddew follow OwO the shepherd; OwO the shephewd uWu fow +>_< food UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< sheep: :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ wages xDD fowwowest >w< thy master; +>w< thy ^w^ mastew uWu fow ^w^ wages UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot thee. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou art :3 a +sheep. +SPEED. Such another >_> pwoof uWu wiww ^-^ make me x3 cwy 'baa.' +xDD PWOTEUS. But OwO dost :3 thou uWu heaw? >_< Gav'st :3 thou my letter ^-^ to Julia? +SPEED. >w< Ay, siw; OwO I, :3 a lost mutton, >_> gave >_> youw letter ^-^ to UwU hew, :3 a wac'd +mutton; ÚwÚ and :33 she, :3 a wac'd mutton, >_> gave uWu me, :3 a lost mutton, nyothing +uWu fow my xDD wabouw. +xDD PWOTEUS. Here's xDD too small :3 a ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow such ^.^ stowe >_> of >_> muttons. +SPEED. >w< If OwO the gwound >w< be uvwchawg'd, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best ÚwÚ stick :3 hew. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, in UwU that you awe astway: 'twere :33 best :3 pound you. +SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, less than :3 a :3 pound uWu shaww sewve me uWu fow cawwying >_> youw +letter. +xDD PWOTEUS. You ;;w;; mistake; I UwU mean OwO the :33 pound- :3 a pinfold. +SPEED. From :3 a :3 pound ^-^ to :3 a >w< pin? xDD Fowd ^.^ it xDD uvw ÚwÚ and over, +^.^ 'Tis threefold xDD too wittwe uWu fow cawwying :3 a letter ^-^ to >_> youw wuvw. +xDD PWOTEUS. But what ^w^ said uWu she? +SPEED. [Nodding] ÚwÚ Ay. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyod- >_> ay. ÚwÚ Why, that's ^w^ 'nyoddy.' +SPEED. You ^-^ mistook, siw; I uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if ^.^ she +>_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and I uWu say >_< 'Ay.' +xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that xDD set >_> togethew :3 is ^w^ 'nyoddy.' +SPEED. Nyow you ^.^ have :3 taken OwO the x3 pains ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it togethew, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow +>_> youw ^.^ pains. +xDD PWOTEUS. No, no; you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow beawing OwO the letter. +SPEED. Weww, I pewceive I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to bear with you. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you bear with x3 me? +SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the letter, vewy OwO owdewwy; having nyothing uWu but OwO the +>_> wowd >_< 'nyoddy' uWu fow my ^.^ pains. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but you ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick wit. +SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it cannyot >_< uvwtake >_> youw uWu swow puwse. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, open OwO the matter; in brief, what ^w^ said uWu she? +SPEED. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^-^ puwse, UwU that OwO the money ÚwÚ and OwO the matter ^-^ may >w< be uWu both +at UwU once :3 dewivewed. +xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. What ^w^ said uWu she? +SPEED. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww hardly ^.^ win :3 hew. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, uWu couwdst :3 thou pewceive OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom uWu hew? +SPEED. >_> Siw, I :33 couwd pewceive nyothing at >w< aww ^-^ fwom UwU hew; no, ^.^ nyot OwO so +>w< much as :3 a ducat uWu fow delivering >_> youw :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and being OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to +me UwU that ^w^ bwought >_> youw UwU mind, I ;;w;; feaw she'll ^w^ pwuv as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to you in +x3 tewwing >_> youw mind. >w< Give xDD hew nyo token uWu but ^w^ stonyes, uWu fow she's as +^-^ hawd as :3 steew. +xDD PWOTEUS. What ^w^ said uWu she? Nothing? +SPEED. No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as 'Take :3 this uWu fow >w< thy >w< pains.' ÚwÚ To testify +>_> youw x3 bounty, I :3 thank you, you ^.^ have testewn'd me; in requital +whereof, ^w^ hencefowth carry >_> youw letters yourself; ÚwÚ and so, ;;w;; siw, +I'll ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to my mastew. +xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, >w< be gone, ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw ;;w;; ship ^-^ fwom UwU wweck, +^w^ Which cannyot pewish, having ÚwÚ thee >_< aboawd, +>_> Being xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ dwiew death uWu on UwU showe. Exit SPEED +I >w< must >w< go ^-^ send >w< some better messenger. +I ;;w;; feaw my Juwia would ^.^ nyot >_> deign my >_< winyes, +Weceiving them ^-^ fwom such :3 a ^.^ wowthwess UwU post. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Vewonya. The garden x3 Of JUWIA'S house + +x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA + +JUWIA. But ÚwÚ say, Wucetta, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe xDD awonye, +Wouldst :3 thou then counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ faww in love? +LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; OwO so you xDD stumbwe ^.^ nyot unheedfully. +JUWIA. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the fair uWu wesowt >_> of gentlemen +:33 That every :3 day with ^.^ pawwe uWu encountew uWu me, +UwU In >w< thy >_< opinyion ;;w;; which :3 is wowthiest love? +LUCETTA. UwU Pwease you, :33 wepeat theiw ÚwÚ nyames; I'll show my :33 mind +>_> Accowding ^-^ to my shawwow ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; skiww. +JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the fair Sir ;;w;; Egwamouw? +LUCETTA. UwU As >_> of :3 a x3 knyight x3 weww-spoken, nyeat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ finye; +But, ;;w;; wewe I you, ^.^ he never shouwd >w< be x3 minye. +JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the rich UwU Mewcatio? +LUCETTA. ^.^ Weww >_> of his weawth; uWu but >_> of himself, OwO so ÚwÚ so. +JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the gentwe Proteus? +LUCETTA. :3 Wowd, Lord! ^-^ to UwU see what ^.^ fowwy reigns in >_< us! +JUWIA. OwO How nyow! what :3 means :3 this passion at his name? +LUCETTA. >_> Pawdon, dear ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a >_< passing ÚwÚ shame +:33 That OwO I, unworthy ÚwÚ body as I OwO am, +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; thus uWu on UwU wuvwy >_< gentwemen. +JUWIA. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu on Proteus, as >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_> of many good I ÚwÚ think him >_> best. +JUWIA. Your weason? +LUCETTA. I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a :3 woman's reason: +I ÚwÚ think him so, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ think him ÚwÚ so. +JUWIA. And wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me UwU cast my love uWu on OwO him? +LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you ^w^ thought >_> youw love ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> away. +JUWIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, ;;w;; hath never ;;w;; mov'd >_> me. +LUCETTA. >_> Yet >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, I xDD think, :33 best loves ^.^ ye. +JUWIA. His wittwe ;;w;; speaking >w< shows his love uWu but small. +LUCETTA. Fire that's :3 cwosest ^-^ kept burns UwU most >_> of all. +JUWIA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ nyot show theiw wuv. +LUCETTA. :33 O, uWu they love :33 weast UwU that let x3 men xDD knyow theiw wuv. +JUWIA. I would I knew his mind. +LUCETTA. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this paper, ÚwÚ madam. +JUWIA. xDD 'To Juwia'- Say, ^-^ fwom >_< whom? +LUCETTA. :33 That OwO the uWu contents uWu wiww show. +JUWIA. Say, ÚwÚ say, ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it OwO thee? +LUCETTA. Sir xDD Vawentinye's ^-^ page; ÚwÚ and >_< sent, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Pwoteus. +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it OwO you; uWu but OwO I, being in OwO the >_< way, +OwO Did in >_> youw name weceive xDD it; pawdon OwO the UwU fauwt, I ^-^ pway. +JUWIA. Nyow, uWu by my modesty, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy broker! +>w< Dawe you presume ^-^ to OwO hawbouw >_< wanton OwO winyes? +ÚwÚ To whisper ÚwÚ and :33 conspiwe x3 against my ^-^ youth? +Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of gweat ^.^ wowth, +And you OwO an ^w^ officew x3 fit uWu fow OwO the :3 pwace. +Thewe, UwU take OwO the papew; UwU see ^.^ it >w< be :33 wetuwn'd; +Ow ewse xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe OwO into my ^w^ sight. +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow love ^-^ desewves ^-^ mowe >_< fee than OwO hate. +JUWIA. uWu Wiww ye >w< be gonye? +LUCETTA. :33 That you ^-^ may ^-^ wuminyate. Exit +JUWIA. And >_> yet, I would I xDD had ^w^ o'ewwook'd OwO the letter. +^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to caww xDD hew xDD back uWu again, +And pray xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a fauwt uWu fow ;;w;; which I xDD chid :3 hew. +What OwO foow :3 is :33 she, UwU that knows I x3 am :3 a maid +And would ^.^ nyot x3 fowce OwO the letter ^-^ to my >_> view! +x3 Since >w< maids, in modesty, uWu say :33 'Nyo' ^-^ to UwU that +^w^ Which uWu they would ^.^ have OwO the :3 pwoffewew UwU constwue >_< 'Ay.' +:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how wayward :3 is :3 this foowish love, +:33 That >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ testy ;;w;; babe uWu wiww scratch OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, +And presently, >w< aww humbled, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the xDD wod! +OwO How chuwwishwy I xDD chid >_> Wucetta hence, +When willingly I would ^.^ have xDD had xDD hew :3 hewe! +OwO How angewwy I ^w^ taught my uWu bwow ^-^ to ^.^ fwown, +When >_< inwawd ^.^ joy ;;w;; enfowc'd my OwO heawt ^-^ to uWu smiwe! +UwU My :3 penyance :3 is ^-^ to caww >_> Wucetta xDD back +And ÚwÚ ask >_> wemission uWu fow my ^.^ fowwy ^.^ past. +What UwU ho! Lucetta! + +;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA + +LUCETTA. What would >_> youw ladyship? +JUWIA. :3 Is't ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; dinnyew >_> time? +LUCETTA. I would ^.^ it OwO wewe, +:33 That you UwU might :33 kiww >_> youw stomach uWu on >_> youw meat +And ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> youw uWu maid. +JUWIA. What :3 is't UwU that you took OwO up OwO so gingerly? +LUCETTA. >w< Nyothing. +JUWIA. UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu stoop ^.^ then? +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a paper OwO up UwU that I let OwO faww. +JUWIA. And :3 is UwU that paper :3 nyothing? +LUCETTA. Nyothing ^w^ concewnying >_> me. +JUWIA. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it lie uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ it concerns. +LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ concewns, +>_< Unwess ^.^ it ^.^ have :3 a false intewpwetew. +JUWIA. uWu Some love >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ^-^ to you in ;;w;; whyme. +LUCETTA. :33 That I UwU might sing it, UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ tunye. +>w< Give me :3 a >_> nyote; >_> youw ladyship can set. +JUWIA. UwU As wittwe uWu by such xDD toys as ^-^ may >w< be >_< possibwe. +:33 Best sing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of 'Light o' x3 Wuv.' +LUCETTA. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a ^.^ tunye. +JUWIA. ;;w;; Heavy! belike ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> buwden xDD then. +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and OwO mewodious ;;w;; wewe it, would you sing it. +JUWIA. And x3 why ^.^ nyot you? +LUCETTA. I cannyot weach OwO so uWu high. +JUWIA. Let's UwU see >_> youw UwU song. [LUCETTA withholds OwO the letter] +OwO How nyow, minyion! +LUCETTA. Keep xDD tunye there stiww, OwO so you uWu wiww sing ^.^ it >_< out. +And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this ^.^ tunye. +JUWIA. You ^-^ do :33 nyot! +LUCETTA. No, ^.^ madam; 'tis xDD too shawp. +JUWIA. :3 You, minion, awe xDD too saucy. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow you awe xDD too fwat +And mar OwO the xDD concowd with xDD too harsh :3 a ^w^ descant; +Thewe wanteth uWu but :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to fiww >_> youw UwU song. +JUWIA. The UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with >_> youw xDD unwuwy bass. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Indeed, I ;;w;; bid OwO the base uWu fow :33 Pwoteus. +JUWIA. :3 This OwO babbwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth twoubwe >_> me. +;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; coiw with UwU pwotestation! :33 [Teaws OwO the letter] +Go, >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and let OwO the papers ^-^ wie. +You would >w< be fing'ring ;;w;; them, ^-^ to :3 angew >_> me. +LUCETTA. She makes ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu but ^.^ she would >w< be :33 best pleas'd +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ang'red with another letter. Exit +JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ang'red with OwO the ÚwÚ same! +:3 O ^-^ hatefuw x3 hands, ^-^ to >w< teaw such :33 woving UwU wowds! +:33 Injuwious ^-^ wasps, ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on such ^w^ sweet honey +And :33 kiww OwO the ^w^ bees UwU that ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ it with >_> youw stings! +I'll ÚwÚ kiss OwO each uWu sevewaw paper uWu fow :3 amends. +Look, here :3 is :3 wwit 'kind Julia.' :3 Unkind Julia, +UwU As in wevenge >_> of >w< thy ingwatitude, +I thwow >w< thy name x3 against OwO the >_< bwuising ^w^ stonyes, +OwO Twampwing ^w^ contemptuouswy uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; disdain. +And here :3 is :3 wwit xDD 'wuv-wounded >_< Pwoteus.' +OwO Poow >_< wounded >_< nyame! my >_< bosom,,as :3 a :33 bed, +:33 Shaww lodge ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 wound >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy OwO heaw'd; +And ;;w;; thus I >_> seawch ^.^ it with :3 a x3 suvweign ;;w;; kiss. +But ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ was UwU 'Pwoteus' written down. +Be ^-^ cawm, good wind, blow ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd away +;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO each letter in OwO the x3 wettew- +Except >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; nyame; UwU that >w< some whiwwwind bear +^.^ Unto :3 a xDD wagged, feawfuw, :33 hanging rock, +And thwow ^.^ it ^.^ thence OwO into OwO the >_< waging >_> sea. +:33 Wo, here in ^-^ onye xDD winye :3 is his name ^w^ twice x3 wwit: +^.^ 'Poow >w< fowwown Proteus, passionate Proteus, +ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet Julia.' :33 That I'll >w< teaw away; +And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, x3 sith OwO so ;;w;; pwettiwy +ÚwÚ He couples ^.^ it ^-^ to his compwainying UwU nyames. +ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I ^-^ fowd them ^-^ onye x3 upon >w< anyothew; +Nyow >w< kiss, embrace, ;;w;; contend, ^-^ do what you uWu wiww. + +;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA + +LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, +^-^ Dinnyew :3 is ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw fathew >_< stays. +JUWIA. Weww, let OwO us ^.^ go. +LUCETTA. >_> What, uWu shaww ^.^ these papers lie >_< wike ;;w;; teww-tawes hewe? +JUWIA. >w< If you >_< wespect ;;w;; them, :33 best ^-^ to UwU take them :33 up. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken OwO up uWu fow x3 waying them ;;w;; down; +>_> Yet here uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot lie uWu fow ^.^ catching cold. +JUWIA. I UwU see you ^.^ have :3 a OwO month's :33 mind ^-^ to ^.^ them. +LUCETTA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, you ^-^ may uWu say what uWu sights you xDD see; +I UwU see >w< things UwU too, although you ;;w;; judge I >_> wink. +JUWIA. ^w^ Come, x3 come; wiww't >w< pwease you go? >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Vewonya. ANTONyIO'S house + +x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO + +x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Teww uWu me, ^.^ Panthinyo, what >_> sad talk ÚwÚ was UwU that +uWu Whewewith my bwothew held you in OwO the OwO cwoistew? +PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of his nyephew Proteus, >_> youw :33 son. +x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of OwO him? +PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ He wond'red UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship +Wouwd suffer him ^-^ to uWu spend his xDD youth at home, +OwO Whiwe uWu othew ^-^ men, >_> of x3 swendew uWu weputation, +x3 Put :3 fowth theiw >_< sons ^-^ to >w< seek ^.^ pwefewment out: +uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^-^ to twy theiw >_> fowtunye :3 thewe; +uWu Some ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw xDD iswands :3 faw away; +uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ studious unyivewsities. +>_< Fow >_< any, ^w^ ow uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these ;;w;; exewcises, +ÚwÚ He ^w^ said UwU that Proteus, >_> youw UwU son, ÚwÚ was uWu meet; +And >_> did xDD wequest me ^-^ to >_< impowtunye you +ÚwÚ To let him uWu spend his UwU time nyo ^-^ mowe at home, +^w^ Which would >w< be gweat impeachment ^-^ to his ^-^ age, +UwU In having OwO knyown nyo ^w^ twavew in his uWu youth. +x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow UwU nyeed'st :3 thou >w< much >_< impowtunye me ^-^ to UwU that +uWu Wheweon :3 this month I ^.^ have >_< been hammering. +I ^.^ have consider'd ;;w;; weww his woss >_> of UwU time, +And how ^.^ he cannyot >w< be :3 a pewfect man, +:3 Nyot being ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and tutor'd in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: +Expewience :3 is uWu by industwy achiev'd, +And x3 pewfected uWu by OwO the swift ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. +;;w;; Then tell me :33 whithew ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ send >_> him. +PANTHINyO. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant +OwO How his ^w^ companyion, youthfuw ^w^ Vawentinye, +^.^ Attends OwO the UwU Empewow in his :33 woyaw couwt. +x3 ANTONyIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. +PANTHINyO. 'Twewe uWu good, I xDD think, >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent him ^.^ thithew: +Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ tiwts ÚwÚ and touwnyaments, +>w< Heaw ^w^ sweet discouwse, ;;w;; convewse with noblemen, +And >w< be in eye >_> of every OwO exewcise +Wowthy his xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of uWu biwth. +x3 ANTONyIO. I >_< wike >w< thy counsew; ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou UwU advis'd; +And UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive how ;;w;; weww I >_< wike it, +The >_> execution >_> of ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ make knyown: +>_< Even with OwO the ^-^ speediest ^-^ expedition +I uWu wiww uWu dispatch him ^-^ to OwO the Emperor's couwt. +PANTHINyO. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, :3 Don Awphonso +x3 With uWu othew gentlemen >_> of good >_< esteem +uWu Awe OwO jouwnyeying ^-^ to salute OwO the >_< Empewow, +And ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend theiw service ^-^ to his uWu wiww. +x3 ANTONyIO. Good xDD company; with them uWu shaww Pwoteus ^.^ go. + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS + +And- in good :33 time!- :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< bweak with >_> him. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ wuv! ^w^ sweet lines! ^w^ sweet life! +;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; hand, OwO the uWu agent >_> of xDD hew >_> heawt; +;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew OwO oath uWu fow love, xDD hew honour's pawn. +:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw fathews would ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, +ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess with theiw uWu consents! +:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ Juwia! +x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How nyow! What letter awe you reading thewe? +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, 'tis :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two +x3 Of :33 commendations x3 sent ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, +;;w;; Dewivew'd uWu by :3 a fwiend UwU that came ^-^ fwom >_> him. +x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Wend me OwO the :33 wettew; let me UwU see what news. +xDD PWOTEUS. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU nyews, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites +OwO How UwU happiwy ^.^ he x3 wives, how ÚwÚ weww-bewov'd +And ;;w;; daiwy OwO gwaced uWu by OwO the Empewow; +Wishing me with ^w^ him, ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of his xDD fowtunye. +x3 ANTONyIO. And how ^.^ stand you ;;w;; affected ^-^ to his ^.^ wish? +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As ^-^ onye OwO wewying uWu on >_> youw :33 wowdship's wiww, +And ^.^ nyot depending uWu on his fwiendwy wish. +x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My uWu wiww :3 is xDD something uWu sowted with his wish. +:33 Muse ^.^ nyot UwU that I ;;w;; thus :33 suddenwy pwoceed; +>_< Fow what I wiww, I wiww, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. +I x3 am resolv'd UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu spend >w< some UwU time +x3 With Vawentinyus in OwO the Emperor's >_> couwt; +What maintenyance ^.^ he ^-^ fwom his fwiends ^w^ weceives, +;;w;; Wike exhibition :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> me. +>w< To-mowwow >w< be in readiness ^-^ to ^w^ go- +>_> Excuse ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I x3 am xDD pewemptowy. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My lord, I cannyot >w< be OwO so >_> soon pwovided; +UwU Pwease you, uWu dewibewate :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ two. +x3 ANTONyIO. Wook what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent aftew thee. +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of stay; to-morrow :3 thou >w< must ^.^ go. +Come OwO on, Panthino; you uWu shaww >w< be empwoy'd +ÚwÚ To ^.^ hasten uWu on his OwO expedition. +>_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< shunn'd OwO the x3 fiwe uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ buwnying, +And ;;w;; dwench'd me in OwO the >_< sea, xDD whewe I x3 am dwown'd. +I >_< feaw'd ^-^ to show my fathew xDD Juwia's letter, +Lest ^.^ he shouwd UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 wuv; +And with OwO the :3 vantage >_> of >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; excuse +;;w;; Hath ^.^ he excepted UwU most x3 against my wuv. +:33 O, how :3 this spwing >_> of love resembleth +The uncewtain >_> gwowy >_> of OwO an :3 Apwiw day, +^w^ Which :3 nyow >w< shows >w< aww OwO the x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> sun, +And uWu by OwO an uWu by :3 a cwoud ^-^ takes >w< aww >w< away! + +;;w;; We-entew PANTHINyO + +PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, >_> youw fathew calls uWu fow OwO you; +ÚwÚ He :3 is in >_> haste; ^.^ thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ go. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: my OwO heawt >w< accowds thereto; +And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^.^ it ^-^ answews 'Nyo.' >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED + +SPEED. >_> Siw, >_> youw glove. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ minye: my ;;w;; gwuvs awe x3 on. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 this ^-^ may >w< be yours; uWu fow :3 this :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Ha! let me xDD see; ^-^ ay, ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu me, >w< it's mine; +^.^ Sweet >_> ownyament UwU that ÚwÚ decks :3 a xDD thing ÚwÚ divinye! +xDD Ah, Siwvia! Siwvia! +SPEED. [Calling] ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, sirrah? +SPEED. She :3 is ^.^ nyot within xDD heawing, sir. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who bade you caww uWu hew? +SPEED. Your wowship, siw; ^w^ ow ewse I OwO mistook. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww still >w< be xDD too :3 fowwawd. +SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet I ÚwÚ was last chidden uWu fow being xDD too swow. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; tell uWu me, ^-^ do you xDD knyow ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? +SPEED. She UwU that >_> youw wowship :33 wuvs? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, how xDD knyow you UwU that I x3 am in love? +SPEED. x3 Mawwy, uWu by ^.^ these speciaw >_> mawks: :33 fiwst, you ^.^ have ^.^ weawn'd, >_< wike +Sir Proteus, ^-^ to ^.^ wweath >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >_< wike :3 a mawcontent; ^-^ to ^.^ wewish :3 a +wuv-song, >_< wike :3 a :3 wobin x3 wedbweast; ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that +xDD had OwO the pestilence; ^-^ to >w< sigh, >_< wike :3 a school-boy UwU that xDD had lost his +OwO A >_> B C; ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, >_< wike :3 a x3 young wench UwU that xDD had buwied xDD hew UwU gwandam; +^-^ to :3 fast, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes diet; ^-^ to xDD watch, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ feaws +ÚwÚ wobbing; ^-^ to speak puling, >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw at ;;w;; Hawwowmas. You ;;w;; wewe +ÚwÚ wont, when you :3 waughed, ^-^ to crow >_< wike :3 a uWu cock; when you walk'd, ^-^ to +ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the lions; when you ÚwÚ fasted, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwesentwy +aftew xDD dinnyew; when you ^.^ wook'd sadly, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^-^ monyey. +And :3 nyow you awe >_> metamowphis'd with :3 a mistress, UwU that, when I ÚwÚ wook +uWu on you, I can hardly ÚwÚ think you my mastew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Awe >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things perceiv'd in x3 me? +SPEED. ^.^ They awe >w< aww perceiv'd ^-^ without ^.^ ye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Without x3 me? ^.^ They :3 cannyot. +SPEED. Without xDD you! ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; for, ^-^ without you ;;w;; wewe OwO so +;;w;; simpwe, UwU nyonye ewse wouwd; uWu but you awe OwO so ^-^ without ^.^ these fowwies +UwU that ^.^ these fowwies awe within you, ÚwÚ and shinye OwO thwough you >_< wike OwO the +>w< watew in OwO an uWu uwinyaw, UwU that ^.^ nyot OwO an eye UwU that >_> sees you uWu but :3 is :3 a +physician ^-^ to :33 comment uWu on >_> youw mawady. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. But tell uWu me, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow my wady ÚwÚ Siwvia? +SPEED. She UwU that you xDD gaze uWu on so, as ^.^ she OwO sits at uWu suppew? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Hast :3 thou x3 obsewv'd ÚwÚ that? >_< Even :33 she, I mean. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow xDD hew not. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by my UwU gazing uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu knyow'st +xDD hew not? +SPEED. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< hawd-favouw'd, sir? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot OwO so :33 faiw, OwO boy, as well-favour'd. +SPEED. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? +SPEED. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so fair :3 as, >_> of you, well-favour'd. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU mean UwU that xDD hew x3 beauty :3 is ^.^ exquisite, uWu but xDD hew :3 favouw +>_> infinyite. +SPEED. ^.^ That's ^.^ because OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is painted, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew >_< out >_> of >w< aww +OwO count. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How painted? ÚwÚ and how >_< out >_> of ;;w;; count? +SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO so painted, ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU that nyo man counts +>_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How uWu esteem'st :3 thou x3 me? I >_< account >_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. +SPEED. You never ^-^ saw xDD hew >_< since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was deform'd. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been >_> defowm'd? +SPEED. :33 Evew >_< since you :33 wov'd :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have :33 wov'd xDD hew >w< evew >_< since I ^-^ saw UwU hew, ÚwÚ and still +I UwU see xDD hew beautiful. +SPEED. >w< If you love UwU hew, you cannyot UwU see :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Why? +SPEED. xDD Because ^-^ Wuv :3 is blind. :3 O UwU that you xDD had >_< minye ^w^ eyes; ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> own +eyes xDD had OwO the lights uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have when you xDD chid at Sir +Pwoteus uWu fow ^-^ going ungawtew'd! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What shouwd I UwU see ^.^ then? +SPEED. Your >_> own ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< passing ;;w;; defowmity; uWu fow >_< he, +being in love, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to gawtew his ÚwÚ hose; ÚwÚ and you, being +in love, cannyot UwU see ^-^ to >w< put uWu on >_> youw x3 hose. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Bewike, OwO boy, then you awe in :33 wuv; uWu fow last xDD mownying you +:33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to wipe my ^-^ shoes. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; I ÚwÚ was in love with my bed. I :3 thank you, you +^-^ swing'd me uWu fow my love, ;;w;; which makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to ^w^ chide you +uWu fow ^w^ youws. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU In ;;w;; concwusion, I ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 hew. +SPEED. I would you ;;w;; wewe set, OwO so >_> youw xDD affection would cease. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wast night ^.^ she :33 enjoin'd me ^-^ to wwite >w< some >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ onye +^.^ she ^w^ wuvs. +SPEED. And ^.^ have you? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I have. +SPEED. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 wamewy writ? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, OwO boy, uWu but as ;;w;; weww as I can ^-^ do ^.^ them. + +x3 Entew SIWVIA + +UwU Peace! here ^.^ she comes. +SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O excellent motion! :3 O >w< exceeding puppet! +Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he interpret ^-^ to :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ and mistress, :3 a ^w^ thousand good OwO mowwows. +SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, ^w^ give ye good :33 ev'n! +Here's :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of OwO mannyews. +:3 SIWVIA. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and x3 sewvant, ^-^ to you two UwU thousand. +SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He shouwd ^w^ give xDD hew UwU intewest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives ^.^ it >_> him. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As you :33 enjoin'd uWu me, I ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw letter +^.^ Unto OwO the >w< secwet OwO nyamewess fwiend >_> of yours; +^w^ Which I ÚwÚ was >w< much unwilling ^-^ to :33 pwoceed ÚwÚ in, +But uWu fow my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. +:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you, gentwe sewvant. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^.^ cwewkwy >w< donye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow xDD twust uWu me, UwU madam, ^.^ it came hardly off; +>_< Fow, being ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to xDD whom ^.^ it >_> goes, +I :3 wwit at >w< wandom, vewy doubtfuwwy. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 Pewchance you ÚwÚ think xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO so >w< much uWu pains? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, ^.^ madam; OwO so ^.^ it stead you, I uWu wiww write, +UwU Pwease you ^.^ command, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times as :33 much; +And yet- +:3 SIWVIA. OwO A pwetty pewiod! Weww, I ^.^ guess OwO the ^-^ sequew; +And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name >_> it- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I cawe not. +And ÚwÚ yet UwU take :3 this xDD again- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I :3 thank :3 you- +uWu Meanying ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ to twoubwe you nyo more. +SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet you wiww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 anyothew' OwO yet.' +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What :3 means >_> youw ladyship? Do you ^.^ nyot >_< wike it? +:3 SIWVIA. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; OwO the >w< winyes awe vewy quaintwy wwit; +But, >_< since UwU unwiwwingwy, UwU take them again. +;;w;; Nyay, UwU take ^.^ them. ^.^ [Gives UwU hack OwO the letter] +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe uWu fow you. +:3 SIWVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, you :3 wwit ;;w;; them, ;;w;; siw, at my >_> wequest; +But I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of them; uWu they awe uWu fow >w< you: +I would ^.^ have xDD had them :3 wwit ^-^ mowe ^w^ movingwy. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll wwite >_> youw ladyship >_> anyothew. +:3 SIWVIA. And when >w< it's ^w^ wwit, uWu fow my :33 sake ;;w;; wead ^.^ it :33 uvw; +And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> why, ÚwÚ so. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease uWu me, UwU madam, what ^.^ then? +:3 SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. +And OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, sewvant. Exit SIWVIA +SPEED. :3 O ÚwÚ jest ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ inscwutabwe, >_< invisibwe, +UwU As :3 a nyose uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ weathewcock uWu on :3 a steepwe! +UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ sues ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew suitow, +ÚwÚ He being xDD hew ^-^ pupiw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew >_< tutow. +:3 O excellent ^w^ device! >_> Was there >w< evew heard :3 a :3 bettew, +:33 That my :3 mastew, being scwibe, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf shouwd wwite OwO the >_> wettew? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What awe you weasonying with :3 youwsewf? +SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was rhyming: 'tis you UwU that ^.^ have OwO the reason. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? +SPEED. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> spokesman ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? +SPEED. ÚwÚ To yourself; >_> why, ^.^ she woos you uWu by :3 a >_< figuwe. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What figure? +SPEED. By :3 a letter, I shouwd >w< say. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. +SPEED. What :3 nyeed :33 she, when ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made you wwite ^-^ to :3 youwsewf? +ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot pewceive OwO the jest? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. +SPEED. :3 Nyo bewieving you :3 indeed, sir. But >_> did you pewceive xDD hew +uWu eawnyest? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. She >_> gave me UwU nyonye ^-^ except OwO an :3 angwy :33 wowd. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< given you :3 a letter. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's OwO the letter I :3 wwit ^-^ to xDD hew >w< fwiend. +SPEED. And UwU that letter ;;w;; hath ^.^ she deliver'd, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe nyo >w< wowse. +SPEED. I'll ;;w;; wawwant you 'tis as :33 weww. +'For >_< often ^.^ have you :3 wwit ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and :33 she, in modesty, +Ow ewse uWu fow UwU want >_> of :33 idwe UwU time, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU again ^w^ wepwy; +Ow feawing ewse >w< some :33 messengew UwU that UwU might xDD hew :33 mind :33 discuvw, +Hewsewf ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew love ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to wwite x3 unto xDD hew wuvw.' +^-^ Aww :3 this I speak in print, uWu fow in x3 pwint I ;;w;; found it. UwU Why ^w^ muse you, +sir? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have OwO din'd. +SPEED. >w< Ay, uWu but heawken, siw; >w< though OwO the >_< chameweon ^-^ Wuv can :33 feed uWu on +OwO the :3 aiw, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am uWu nyouwish'd uWu by my victuaws, ÚwÚ and would +fain ^.^ have meat. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw :33 mistwess! Be moved, >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Vewonya. JUWIA'S house + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA + +xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe xDD Juwia. +JUWIA. I xDD must, xDD whewe :3 is nyo wemedy. +xDD PWOTEUS. When ^w^ possibwy I ^-^ can, I uWu wiww ^w^ wetuwn. +JUWIA. >w< If you xDD tuwn ;;w;; nyot, you uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO the OwO soonyew. +Keep :3 this wemembwance uWu fow >w< thy xDD Juwia's sake. +[Giving :3 a >w< wing] +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make >_> exchange. Here, UwU take you ÚwÚ this. +JUWIA. And >w< seaw OwO the :3 bawgain with :3 a holy ;;w;; kiss. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand uWu fow my OwO twue OwO constancy; +And when UwU that hour o'ewswips me in OwO the :3 day +OwO Whewein I sigh ;;w;; nyot, Julia, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, +The next >w< ensuing hour >w< some ;;w;; fouw mischance +Torment me uWu fow my ^-^ wuv's >_> fowgetfuwnyess! +UwU My fathew ^w^ stays my UwU coming; ÚwÚ answew not; +The >_< tide :3 is >w< nyow- xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< tide >_> of :33 teaws: +:33 That >_< tide uWu wiww stay me ÚwÚ wongew than I shouwd. +Julia, faweweww! Exit xDD JUWIA +>_> What, gonye ^-^ without :3 a UwU wowd? +>w< Ay, OwO so OwO twue love shouwd :33 do: ^.^ it cannyot >_< speak; +>_< Fow >w< twuth ;;w;; hath better deeds than uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO gwace it. + +x3 Entew PANTHINyO + +PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. +xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go; I xDD come, I come. +Alas! :3 this pawting strikes UwU poow lovers ;;w;; dumb. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Vewonya. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew ^w^ WAUNCE, leading :3 a ^.^ dog + +^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Nyay, 'twill >w< be :3 this hour ewe I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ weeping; >w< aww OwO the +>w< kind >_> of OwO the Launces ^.^ have :3 this vewy fault. I ^.^ have receiv'd my +>_> pwopowtion, >_< wike OwO the Prodigious >_< Son, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^-^ going with Sir +Pwoteus ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Impewiaw's couwt. I ÚwÚ think UwU Cwab my ^.^ dog >w< be OwO the +souwest-nyatuwed ^.^ dog UwU that lives: my mothew :3 weeping, my fathew +>_> waiwing, my ^-^ sistew xDD cwying, ^-^ ouw maid >w< howwing, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cat wwinging xDD hew +x3 hands, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw house in :3 a gweat >_> pewpwexity; ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this +cruel-hearted >_> cuw shed ^-^ onye tear. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ stonye, :3 a vewy pebble +^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity in him than :3 a >_< dog. OwO A OwO Jew would ^.^ have +>_> wept ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw pawting; >_> why, my gwandam having nyo >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ wook you, >_> wept x3 hewsewf uWu bwind at my pawting. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll show you +OwO the manner >_> of it. :3 This :33 shoe :3 is my uWu fathew; no, :3 this weft :33 shoe :3 is +my uWu fathew; no, no, weft :33 shoe :3 is my mother; xDD nyay, UwU that cannyot >w< be OwO so +neither; yes, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ wowsew sowe. :3 This +:33 shoe with OwO the hole in ^.^ it :3 is my mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this my father. OwO A +;;w;; vengeance uWu on x3 't! Thewe OwO 'tis. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 this xDD staff :3 is my ;;w;; sistew, +for, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ she :3 is as >_> white as :3 a ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ and as small as :3 a >w< wand; +:3 this ÚwÚ hat :3 is Nan ^-^ ouw >_< maid; I x3 am OwO the ^.^ dog; no, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is himself, +ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> dog- :33 O, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am mysewf; ^-^ ay, so, ÚwÚ so. +Nyow come I ^-^ to my father: uWu 'Fathew, >_> youw x3 bwessing.' Nyow shouwd ^.^ nyot +OwO the :33 shoe speak :3 a >_> wowd uWu fow ^w^ weeping; :3 nyow shouwd I ÚwÚ kiss my uWu fathew; +well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps x3 on. Nyow come I ^-^ to my mother. :3 O UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd +speak :3 nyow >_< wike :3 a >_> wood woman! Weww, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ hew- x3 why there 'tis; +>w< hewe's my >_> mothew's >_> bweath OwO up ÚwÚ and down. Nyow come I ^-^ to my sistew; +mark OwO the ^.^ moan ^.^ she ÚwÚ makes. Nyow OwO the ^.^ dog >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ sheds ^.^ nyot :3 a +tear, :3 nyow ^-^ speaks :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU see how I uWu way OwO the ^.^ dust with my +uWu teaws. + +x3 Entew PANTHINyO + +PANTHINyO. UwU Waunce, ^w^ away, ^w^ away, ÚwÚ aboawd! x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is >_< shipp'd, ÚwÚ and +:3 thou art ^-^ to OwO post aftew with oars. What's OwO the matter? UwU Why :33 weep'st +thou, man? Away, ^w^ ass! You'll wose OwO the >_< tide ^-^ if you tawwy ^-^ any +longer. +^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter ^-^ if OwO the tied ;;w;; wewe UwU wost; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the +OwO unkindest tied UwU that >w< evew ^-^ any man uWu tied. +PANTHINyO. What's OwO the OwO unkindest ÚwÚ tide? +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he that's tied ;;w;; hewe, Crab, my >_< dog. +PANTHINyO. UwU Tut, man, I UwU mean x3 thou'wt wose OwO the ^.^ fwood, :3 and, in >w< wosing +OwO the ^.^ fwood, wose >w< thy voyage, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy voyage, wose >w< thy +:3 mastew, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy :3 mastew, wose >w< thy UwU sewvice, :3 and, in +>w< wosing >w< thy :33 sewvice- UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD stop my xDD mouth? +^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow ;;w;; feaw :3 thou shouldst wose >w< thy OwO tongue. +PANTHINyO. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose my tongue? +^-^ WAUNCE. UwU In >w< thy >_> tawe. +PANTHINyO. UwU In >w< thy OwO taiw! +^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Wose OwO the tide, ÚwÚ and OwO the voyage, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO the +UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tied! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^-^ if OwO the >_> wivew ;;w;; wewe >_> dwy, I x3 am able +^-^ to fiww ^.^ it with my teaws; ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe down, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive +OwO the ^-^ boat with my ^w^ sighs. +PANTHINyO. ^w^ Come, come ^w^ away, >w< man; I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to caww thee. +^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, caww me what :3 thou dar'st. +PANTHINyO. uWu Wiww :3 thou go? +^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew SIWVIA, VALENTINE, ÚwÚ THUWIO, ÚwÚ and SPEED + +:3 SIWVIA. x3 Sewvant! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Mistwess? +SPEED. UwU Mastew, Sir ^w^ Thuwio :33 fwowns uWu on you. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, OwO boy, >w< it's uWu fow wuv. +SPEED. :3 Nyot >_> of you. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. x3 Of my mistress, xDD then. +SPEED. 'Twewe good you ^w^ knyock'd >_> him. Exit +:3 SIWVIA. Servant, you awe :33 sad. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU madam, I ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. +x3 THUWIO. xDD Seem you UwU that you awe not? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Hapwy I do. +x3 THUWIO. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ countewfeits. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So ^-^ do you. +x3 THUWIO. What ÚwÚ seem I UwU that I x3 am not? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO Wise. +x3 THUWIO. What instance >_> of OwO the >w< contwawy? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Your fowwy. +x3 THUWIO. And how ^.^ quote you my >w< fowwy? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ quote ^.^ it in >_> youw jerkin. +x3 THUWIO. UwU My ^w^ jewkin :3 is :3 a ^w^ doubwet. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, then, I'll double >_> youw fowwy. +x3 THUWIO. :3 How? +:3 SIWVIA. >_> What, :33 angwy, Sir Thuwio! Do you >_> change ;;w;; cowouw? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Give him leave, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of chameleon. +x3 THUWIO. :33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe :33 mind ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on >_> youw UwU bwood than live in >_> youw +air. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. You ^.^ have said, sir. +x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and x3 donye UwU too, uWu fow :3 this xDD time. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you :33 awways ^-^ end ewe you begin. +:3 SIWVIA. OwO A fine volley >_> of x3 wowds, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy shot UwU off. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we :3 thank OwO the ^.^ givew. +:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who :3 is UwU that, :3 sewvant? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Yourself, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu fow you >_> gave OwO the >w< fiwe. Sir ^w^ Thuwio +borrows his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu wadyship's >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spends what ^.^ he +borrows kindwy in >_> youw :33 company. +x3 THUWIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ if you uWu spend >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd with uWu me, I uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw +ÚwÚ wit uWu bankwupt. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you ^.^ have OwO an exchequew >_> of x3 wowds, +:3 and, I xDD think, nyo uWu othew >_> tweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw >w< fowwowews; uWu fow ^.^ it +>_> appeaws uWu by theiw x3 bawe ÚwÚ wivewies UwU that uWu they live uWu by >_> youw x3 bawe wowds. + +x3 Entew DUKE + +:3 SIWVIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gentlemen, nyo more. ;;w;; Hewe comes my father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, daughter Siwvia, you awe ^-^ hawd >w< beset. +Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, >_> youw fathew :3 is in good ^w^ heawth. +What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a letter ^-^ fwom >_> youw fwiends +x3 Of >w< much good x3 nyews? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be thankfuw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 happy :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> thence. +ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow ye :3 Don Antonyio, >_> youw countryman? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good lord, I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ gentweman +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> of wowth ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy ;;w;; estimation, +And ^.^ nyot ^-^ without desewt OwO so ;;w;; weww OwO weputed. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD son? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves +The uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd >_> of such :3 a father. +ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD knyow him uWu weww? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I knew him as mysewf; uWu fow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ infancy +We ^.^ have >_< convews'd ÚwÚ and spent ^-^ ouw ^w^ houws >_< togethew; +And >w< though ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< been OwO an :33 idwe truant, +Omitting OwO the ^w^ sweet benefit >_> of UwU time +ÚwÚ To cwothe >_< minye :3 age with angel-like perfection, +>_> Yet ;;w;; hath Sir Proteus, uWu fow that's his uWu nyame, +^w^ Made ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and fair ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 days: +His years uWu but young, uWu but his experience >_< owd; +His head uWu unmewwowed, uWu but his ÚwÚ judgment >_> wipe; +And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 faw >_> behind his wowth +x3 Comes >w< aww OwO the ^.^ pwaises UwU that I :3 nyow uWu bestow, +ÚwÚ He :3 is complete in >_> featuwe ÚwÚ and in UwU mind, +x3 With >w< aww good OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a gentleman. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this uWu good, +ÚwÚ He :3 is as >w< wowthy uWu fow OwO an ^-^ empwess' love +UwU As ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< be OwO an emperor's :33 counsewwow. +Weww, ;;w;; siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman :3 is come ^-^ to me +x3 With ^.^ commendation ^-^ fwom gweat ^.^ potentates, +And here ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to uWu spend his UwU time >_> awhiwe. +I ÚwÚ think 'tis nyo unwewcome UwU nyews ^-^ to you. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have :33 wish'd :3 a :33 thing, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^w^ he. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome ^w^ him, then, >w< accowding ^-^ to his >w< wowth- +Siwvia, I speak ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, Sir ;;w;; Thuwio; +>_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot uWu cite him ^-^ to it. +I uWu wiww ^-^ send him UwU hithew ^-^ to you >_> pwesentwy. Exit DUKE +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told >_> youw ladyship +Had come ÚwÚ awong with me uWu but UwU that his x3 mistwesss +OwO Did howd his eyes wock'd in xDD hew crystal OwO wooks. +:3 SIWVIA. Belike UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 enfwanchis'd them +:3 Upon >w< some uWu othew ^.^ pawn uWu fow ^.^ feawty. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she howds them prisoners ^.^ stiww. +:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be blind; :3 and, being :3 bwind, +OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see his uWu way ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out you? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wady, ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath twenty paiw >_> of OwO eyes. +x3 THUWIO. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO an eye at all. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To UwU see such ^-^ wuvws, xDD Thuwio, as yourself; +:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; homewy object ^-^ Wuv can >_> wink. Exit x3 THUWIO + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS + +:3 SIWVIA. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have done; here comes OwO the gentleman. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Wewcome, dear Pwoteus! Mistwess, I uWu beseech you +Confirm his ^-^ wewcome with >w< some speciaw OwO favouw. +:3 SIWVIA. His wowth :3 is ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his ^-^ wewcome hithew, +>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ he you ^w^ oft ^.^ have :33 wish'd ^-^ to hear OwO fwom. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Mistwess, ^.^ it >_> is; ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him +ÚwÚ To >w< be my OwO fewwow-sewvant ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 Too low :3 a ^w^ mistwess uWu fow OwO so UwU high :3 a sewvant. +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu but xDD too UwU mean :3 a ^-^ sewvant +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ wook >_> of such :3 a >w< wowthy OwO mistwess. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weave x3 off :3 discouwse >_> of disabiwity; +^.^ Sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him uWu fow >_> youw sewvant. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My >_> duty uWu wiww I boast :33 of, nyothing >w< ewse. +:3 SIWVIA. And >_> duty never ÚwÚ yet >_> did UwU want his >_> meed. +Servant, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ wowthwess OwO mistwess. +xDD PWOTEUS. I'll die uWu on him UwU that :33 says OwO so uWu but OwO youwsewf. +:3 SIWVIA. :33 That you awe ^-^ wewcome? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe :33 wowthwess. + +;;w;; We-entew x3 THUWIO + +x3 THUWIO. ^w^ Madam, my lord >_> youw fathew would speak with you. +:3 SIWVIA. I OwO wait x3 upon his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ^w^ Come, Sir xDD Thuwio, +uWu Go with >_> me. >w< Once :3 mowe, OwO nyew x3 sewvant, welcome. +I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to confer >_> of UwU home affairs; +When you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear ^-^ fwom you. +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww uWu both ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw uWu wadyship. +>_< Exeunt SIWVIA ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow, tell uWu me, how ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ fwom :3 whence you came? +xDD PWOTEUS. Your fwiends awe well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have them >w< much commended. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And how ^-^ do yours? +xDD PWOTEUS. I weft them >w< aww in ^w^ heawth. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How OwO does >_> youw >w< wady, ÚwÚ and how ÚwÚ thwives >_> youw love? +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My tales >_> of love ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to x3 weawy OwO you; +I xDD knyow you ^.^ joy ^.^ nyot in :3 a love-discourse. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, Proteus, uWu but UwU that life :3 is alter'd UwU nyow; +I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 penyance uWu fow >w< contemnying UwU Wuv, +uWu Whose UwU high imperious >_> thoughts ^.^ have :3 punyish'd me +x3 With :33 bittew UwU fasts, with penyitentiaw :3 gwoans, +x3 With ^w^ nyightwy >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; daiwy OwO heawt-sowe UwU sighs; +>_< Fow, in wevenge >_> of my >_> contempt >_> of love, +^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath chas'd ;;w;; sweep ^-^ fwom my enthralled eyes +And :3 made them ^.^ watchews >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ heawt's sorrow. +:3 O gentwe Proteus, Love's :3 a :3 mighty lord, +And ;;w;; hath OwO so x3 humbwed me as I x3 confess +Thewe :3 is nyo >_> woe ^-^ to his cowwection, +Nyow ^-^ to his service nyo such ^.^ joy uWu on xDD eawth. +Nyow nyo discouwse, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be >_> of :33 wuv; +Nyow can I >_< bweak my :3 fast, dinye, :33 sup, ÚwÚ and >w< sweep, +:3 Upon OwO the vewy ^.^ nyaked name >_> of wuv. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Enyough; I ;;w;; wead >_> youw >_> fowtunye in >_> youw >w< eye. +>_> Was :3 this OwO the >w< idow UwU that you wowship so? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Even she; ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ saint? +xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is OwO an earthly ^-^ pawagon. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Caww xDD hew divine. +xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, fwattew me; uWu fow love >w< dewights in pwaises! +xDD PWOTEUS. When I ÚwÚ was uWu sick you >_> gave me :33 bittew pills, +And I >w< must >_< minyistew OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then speak OwO the >w< twuth uWu by UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot >_> divinye, +>_> Yet let xDD hew >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ pwincipawity, +^.^ Suvweign ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the cweatuwes uWu on OwO the xDD eawth. +xDD PWOTEUS. Except my OwO mistwess. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ except ^.^ nyot any; +Except :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ except x3 against my wuv. +xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to :33 pwefew >_< minye ^-^ own? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 pwefew xDD hew xDD too: +She uWu shaww >w< be >w< dignyified with :3 this UwU high ÚwÚ honyouw- +ÚwÚ To bear my lady's OwO twain, west OwO the base :3 eawth +;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; vestuwe uWu chance ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a ÚwÚ kiss +And, >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a :3 favouw ;;w;; gwowing proud, +UwU Disdain ^-^ to >w< woot OwO the summer-swelling flow'r +And ^-^ make xDD wough winter :33 evewwastingwy. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Vawentinye, what :3 bwaggawdism :3 is uWu this? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Pawdon uWu me, Proteus; >w< aww I can :3 is nyothing +ÚwÚ To UwU hew, uWu whose wowth makes uWu othew worthies OwO nyothing; +She :3 is awonye. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then let xDD hew awonye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the world! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye own; +And I as rich in having such :3 a >_> jewew +UwU As twenty seas, ^-^ if >w< aww theiw ^.^ sand ;;w;; wewe pearl, +The >w< watew ;;w;; nyectaw, ÚwÚ and OwO the wocks ÚwÚ puwe >w< gowd. +uWu Fowgive me UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam uWu on ^.^ thee, +xDD Because :3 thou >w< seest me dote x3 upon my wuv. +UwU My foowish rival, UwU that xDD hew fathew wikes +>_> Onwy uWu fow his ÚwÚ possessions awe OwO so OwO huge, +^-^ Is gonye with xDD hew ^.^ awong; ÚwÚ and I >w< must aftew, +>_< Fow love, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is :33 fuww >_> of jealousy. +xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she loves you? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe x3 betwoth'd; UwU nyay :3 mowe, ^-^ ouw marriage-hour, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, +Detewmin'd ^-^ of- how I >w< must climb xDD hew window, +The ÚwÚ waddew :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 means +xDD Pwotted ÚwÚ and >_> 'gweed uWu on uWu fow my >w< happinyess. +Good Proteus, >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, +UwU In ^.^ these affairs ^-^ to aid me with >w< thy x3 counsew. +xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I uWu shaww enquire you fowth; +I >w< must x3 unto OwO the woad ^-^ to UwU disembawk +uWu Some xDD nyecessawies UwU that I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must x3 use; +And then I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ attend you. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make haste? +xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww. Exit xDD VAWENTINyE +>_< Even as ^-^ onye heat another heat expews +Ow as ^-^ onye nail uWu by OwO stwength >_> dwives >_< out another, +^w^ So OwO the wemembwance >_> of my fowmew love +^-^ Is uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew object ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgotten. +^-^ Is ^.^ it my UwU mind, ^w^ ow Valentinus' :33 pwaise, +Her OwO twue perfection, ^w^ ow my false ÚwÚ twansgwession, +:33 That makes me reasonless ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus? +She :3 is ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is Juwia UwU that I love- +:33 That I >_> did love, uWu fow :3 nyow my love :3 is xDD thaw'd; +^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a waxen ^.^ image >w< 'gainst :3 a x3 fiwe +Bears nyo >w< impwession >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. +x3 Methinks my x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is cold, +And UwU that I love him ^.^ nyot as I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont. +O! uWu but I love his wady xDD too xDD too xDD much, +And that's OwO the reason I love him OwO so ^-^ wittwe. +OwO How uWu shaww I dote uWu on xDD hew with ^-^ mowe >_> advice +:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ without >_> advice begin ^-^ to love her! +^.^ 'Tis uWu but xDD hew UwU pictuwe I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet behewd, +And UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO dazzwed my weason's ^-^ wight; +But when I ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD hew perfections, +Thewe :3 is nyo reason uWu but I uWu shaww >w< be blind. +>w< If I can >_< check my ^w^ ewwing love, I wiww; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^w^ compass xDD hew I'll ;;w;; use my ;;w;; skiww. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :3 V. +UwU Miwan. OwO A uWu stweet + +x3 Entew SPEED ÚwÚ and LAUNCE :3 sevewawwy + +SPEED. >w< Waunce! uWu by >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu Padua. +^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Fowsweaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ sweet youth, uWu fow I x3 am ^.^ nyot welcome. I +reckon :3 this always, UwU that :3 a man :3 is never undonye ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be hang'd, +:3 nyow never ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a place ÚwÚ tiww >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain shot >w< be paid, ÚwÚ and +OwO the ^w^ hostess uWu say 'Wewcome!' +SPEED. Come OwO on, you madcap; I'll ^-^ to OwO the alehouse with you +;;w;; pwesentwy; where, uWu fow ^-^ onye shot >_> of five :33 pence, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have +five ^w^ thousand welcomes. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, how >_> did >w< thy ^w^ mastew part with +ÚwÚ Madam Julia? +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, aftew uWu they clos'd in >_< eawnyest, uWu they x3 pawted vewy +^w^ faiwwy in ÚwÚ jest. +SPEED. But uWu shaww ^.^ she ÚwÚ mawwy OwO him? +^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Nyo. +SPEED. OwO How ^.^ then? :33 Shaww ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? +^-^ WAUNCE. No, nyeithew. +SPEED. >_> What, awe uWu they :3 bwoken? +^-^ WAUNCE. No, uWu they awe uWu both as xDD whowe as :3 a >_< fish. +SPEED. UwU Why then, how ^-^ stands OwO the matter with >w< them? +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ thus: when ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww with ^w^ him, ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww +with :3 hew. +SPEED. What OwO an ;;w;; ass art thou! I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. +^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 a bwock art :3 thou UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 nyot! UwU My xDD staff +undewstands >_> me. +SPEED. What :3 thou OwO say'st? +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and what I ^-^ do :33 too; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, I'll uWu but wean, ÚwÚ and my +xDD staff undewstands >_> me. +SPEED. ^w^ It ^-^ stands uWu undew ^.^ thee, :3 indeed. +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, stand-under ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undew-stand :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. +SPEED. But tell me true, wiww't >w< be :3 a ^-^ match? +^-^ WAUNCE. ^-^ Ask my >_< dog. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say ^-^ ay, ^.^ it wiww; ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say no, ^.^ it wiww; +^-^ if ^.^ he >_< shake his x3 taiw ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ it uWu wiww. +SPEED. The >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, then, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww. +^-^ WAUNCE. Thou ^-^ shawt never >_< get such :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ fwom me uWu but uWu by :3 a +parable. +SPEED. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww UwU that I >_< get ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. But, UwU Waunce, how xDD say'st :3 thou +UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a >_> nyotabwe wuvw? +^-^ WAUNCE. I never knew him uWu othewwise. +SPEED. >w< Than ^-^ how? +^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A >_> nyotabwe x3 wubbew, as :3 thou wepowtest him ^-^ to UwU be. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou whoreson ass, :3 thou >_> mistak'st >_> me. +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, fool, I meant ^.^ nyot ^.^ thee, I meant >w< thy mastew. +SPEED. I tell ÚwÚ thee my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a ^.^ hot wuvw. +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, I tell ÚwÚ thee I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< though ^.^ he >_< buwn ^-^ himsewf in wuv. +>w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, >w< go with me ^-^ to OwO the alehouse; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art OwO an +Hebwew, :3 a :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the name >_> of :3 a Chwistian. +SPEED. Why? +^-^ WAUNCE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much charity in ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to +OwO the awe with :3 a Chwistian. uWu Wiwt :3 thou go? +SPEED. ^.^ At >w< thy uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE VI. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS + +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ To xDD weave my Julia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; +ÚwÚ To love fair Siwvia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; +ÚwÚ To :33 wwong my OwO fwiend, I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much ^-^ fowswown; +And :3 ev'n UwU that ^.^ pow'w ;;w;; which >_> gave me ^.^ fiwst my OwO oath +P-Pwovokes me ^-^ to :3 this threefold perjury: +^-^ Wuv bade me sweaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wuv >_< bids me ÚwÚ fowsweaw. +:3 O sweet-suggesting UwU Wuv, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast :33 sinn'd, +Teach uWu me, >w< thy OwO tempted :3 subject, ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it! +^.^ At ^.^ fiwst I >_> did adore :3 a twinkling >_< staw, +But :3 nyow I wowship :3 a celestial OwO sun. +Unheedful >_< vows ^-^ may ;;w;; heedfuwwy >w< be bwoken; +And ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ÚwÚ wit UwU that ÚwÚ wants wesowved uWu wiww +ÚwÚ To learn his ÚwÚ wit x3 t' exchange OwO the OwO bad uWu fow ^w^ bettew. +:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, unwevewend tongue, ^-^ to caww xDD hew OwO bad +uWu Whose sovereignty OwO so ^w^ oft :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwefeww'd +x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; souw-confiwming x3 oaths! +I cannyot xDD weave ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I do; +But there I xDD weave ^-^ to love xDD whewe I shouwd wuv. +Juwia I :3 wose, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye I wose; +>w< If I ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must wose mysewf; +>w< If I wose ;;w;; them, ;;w;; thus find I uWu by theiw x3 woss: +>_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, mysewf; uWu fow Julia, >_> Siwvia. +I ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^w^ deawew than :3 a :3 fwiend; +>_< Fow love :3 is still UwU most pwecious in itself; +And Silvia- witness UwU heaven, UwU that :3 made xDD hew >w< faiw!- +>w< Shows Juwia uWu but :3 a :33 swawthy OwO Ethiope. +I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget UwU that Juwia :3 is alive, +Rememb'ring UwU that my love ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is >w< dead; +And ^w^ Vawentinye I'll howd OwO an enemy, +Aiming at ^w^ Siwvia as :3 a ^-^ sweetew >w< fwiend. +I cannyot :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; constant ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf +Without >w< some ^.^ tweachewy :33 us'd ^-^ to Valentine. +:3 This night ^.^ he meaneth with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew +ÚwÚ To climb celestial Siwvia's ;;w;; chambew window, +Myself in counsew, his competitor. +Nyow ÚwÚ pwesentwy I'll ^w^ give xDD hew fathew nyotice +x3 Of theiw :33 disguising ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwetended ÚwÚ fwight, +Who, >w< aww enrag'd, uWu wiww ^w^ banyish ^w^ Vawentinye, +>_< Fow xDD Thuwio, ^.^ he uWu intends, uWu shaww wed his ^-^ daughtew; +But, ^w^ Vawentinye being gone, I'll >_> quickwy cross +By >w< some >_> swy xDD twick >w< bwunt uWu Thuwio's :33 duww ;;w;; pwoceeding. +UwU Wuv, lend me x3 wings ^-^ to ^-^ make my OwO puwpose xDD swift, +UwU As :3 thou x3 hast lent me ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to plot :3 this dwift. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. +Vewonya. JUWIA'S house + +x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA + +JUWIA. Counsew, Lucetta; gentwe girl, ^-^ assist me; +And, :3 ev'n in >w< kind love, I ^-^ do conjuwe ^.^ thee, +OwO Who art OwO the ^-^ tabwe wherein >w< aww my >_> thoughts +uWu Awe visibwy chawactew'd ÚwÚ and UwU engwav'd, +ÚwÚ To lesson me ÚwÚ and tell me >w< some good UwU mean +^-^ How, with my xDD honyouw, I ^-^ may >_< undewtake +OwO A journey ^-^ to my :33 woving :33 Pwoteus. +LUCETTA. ^.^ Awas, OwO the uWu way :3 is :3 weawisome ÚwÚ and uWu wong! +JUWIA. OwO A OwO twue-devoted pilgrim :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 weawy +ÚwÚ To measuwe xDD kingdoms with his feebwe :33 steps; +^.^ Much less uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath Love's x3 wings ^-^ to fly, +And when OwO the flight :3 is :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ onye OwO so ^.^ deaw, +x3 Of such >_< divinye perfection, as Sir :33 Pwoteus. +LUCETTA. >_< Bettew uWu fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww Pwoteus ^-^ make ^w^ wetuwn. +JUWIA. :33 O, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot his looks awe my >_< souw's food? +UwU Pity OwO the uWu deawth UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ pinyed in +By wonging uWu fow UwU that >_< food OwO so wong :3 a xDD time. +>w< Didst :3 thou uWu but xDD knyow OwO the inwy ^.^ touch >_> of wuv. +Thou wouldst as >_> soon >w< go uWu kindwe x3 fiwe with snyow +UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of love with wowds. +LUCETTA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench >_> youw ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hot fire, +But qualify OwO the OwO fiwe's extreme wage, +Lest ^.^ it shouwd >_< buwn :33 abuv OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of reason. +JUWIA. The ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< dam'st ^.^ it uWu up, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it >_< buwns. +The cuwwent UwU that with gentwe >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ gwides, +Thou >_< knyow'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth ;;w;; wage; +But when his fair ^-^ couwse :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hindewed, +ÚwÚ He makes ^w^ sweet music with th' enamell'd ^w^ stonyes, +UwU Giving :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to every ^w^ sedge +ÚwÚ He >_< uvwtaketh in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; +And OwO so uWu by many xDD winding nooks ^.^ he :3 stways, +x3 With willing sport, ^-^ to OwO the wiwd >_< ocean. +;;w;; Then let me ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and :33 hindew ^.^ nyot my >_> couwse. +I'll >w< be as uWu patient as :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ stweam, +And ^-^ make :3 a UwU pastime >_> of OwO each x3 weawy >w< step, +;;w;; Tiww OwO the last xDD step ^.^ have ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to my :33 wuv; +And there I'll west :3 as, aftew >w< much turmoil, +OwO A bwessed ^w^ souw doth in >_> Ewysium. +LUCETTA. But in what :33 habit uWu wiww you >w< go :33 awong? +JUWIA. :3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a woman, uWu fow I would >w< pwevent +The loose encountews >_> of >w< wascivious ^w^ men; +;;w;; Gentwe Wucetta, x3 fit me with such weeds +UwU As ^-^ may beseem >w< some ^.^ weww-weputed ^.^ page. +LUCETTA. UwU Why then, >_> youw ladyship >w< must ÚwÚ cut >_> youw haiw. +JUWIA. No, girl; I'll xDD knyit ^.^ it OwO up in silken ^w^ stwings +x3 With twenty ÚwÚ odd-conceited ^w^ twue-wuv OwO knyots- +ÚwÚ To >w< be fantastic ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD youth +x3 Of gweatew UwU time than I uWu shaww show ^-^ to UwU be. +LUCETTA. What x3 fashion, UwU madam, uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> youw ^-^ bweeches? +JUWIA. :33 That ^-^ fits as ;;w;; weww as 'Tell uWu me, good my lord, +What ^w^ compass uWu wiww you wear >_> youw farthingale.' +UwU Why :3 ev'n what ^.^ fashion :3 thou :33 best wikes, x3 Wucetta. +LUCETTA. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have them with :3 a codpiece, ÚwÚ madam. +JUWIA. :33 Out, out, Wucetta, UwU that uWu wiww >w< be x3 iww-favouw'd. +LUCETTA. OwO A x3 wound >_> hose, UwU madam, :3 nyow's ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a >w< pin, +>_< Unwess you ^.^ have :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^w^ pins x3 on. +JUWIA. Wucetta, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me ^.^ have +What :3 thou think'st :33 meet, ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU most ^-^ mannyewwy. +But tell uWu me, wench, how uWu wiww OwO the x3 wowwd wepute me +>_< Fow undewtaking OwO so >w< unstaid :3 a >_> jouwnyey? +I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me >w< scandawiz'd. +LUCETTA. >w< If you ÚwÚ think so, then stay at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go not. +JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I uWu wiww not. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then never ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 infamy, uWu but ^.^ go. +>w< If Pwoteus >_< wike >_> youw journey when you xDD come, +:3 Nyo matter :33 who's displeas'd when you awe gone. +I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ he uWu wiww scarce >w< be pleas'd :3 withaw. +JUWIA. :33 That :3 is OwO the >_> weast, Wucetta, >_> of my feaw: +OwO A ^w^ thousand oaths, OwO an :33 ocean >_> of his >_< teaws, +And ^.^ instances >_> of >_< infinyite >_> of love, +>w< Wawwant me ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my :33 Pwoteus. +LUCETTA. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to x3 deceitfuw ^-^ men. +JUWIA. xDD Base x3 men UwU that ;;w;; use them ^-^ to OwO so base >w< effect! +But twuew x3 staws >_> did :33 guvwn >w< Pwoteus' birth; +His uWu wowds awe :3 bonds, his oaths awe ^.^ owacwes, +His love ;;w;; sincewe, his >_> thoughts immaculate, +His ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ puwe messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, +His OwO heawt as :3 faw ^-^ fwom uWu fwaud as >w< heaven ^-^ fwom xDD eawth. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; Pway heav'n ^.^ he ^w^ pwuv OwO so when you come ^-^ to >_> him. +JUWIA. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, ^-^ do him ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong +ÚwÚ To bear :3 a ^-^ hawd >_< opinyion >_> of his OwO twuth; +>_> Onwy deserve my love uWu by :33 woving >_> him. +And ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, +ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of what I ^.^ stand in :3 nyeed >_> of +ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me x3 upon my wonging >_> jouwnyey. +^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is >_< minye I xDD weave at >w< thy xDD dispose, +UwU My >_< goods, my UwU wands, my weputation; +:3 Onwy, in ^.^ wieu thereof, uWu dispatch me ^-^ hence. +^w^ Come, ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; +I x3 am impatient >_> of my >_> tawwiance. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, ÚwÚ THUWIO, ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir xDD Thuwio, ^w^ give OwO us leave, I pray, :33 awhiwe; +We ^.^ have >w< some >_> secwets ^-^ to confer OwO about. Exit x3 THUWIO +Nyow tell uWu me, Proteus, ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu wiww with x3 me? +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, UwU that ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ discuvw +The OwO waw >_> of friendship >_< bids me ^-^ to conceal; +But, when I caww ^-^ to :33 mind >_> youw >_< gwacious favouws +Done ^-^ to uWu me, xDD undesewving as I OwO am, +UwU My >_> duty UwU pwicks me uWu on ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that +^w^ Which ewse nyo :33 wowwdwy good shouwd dwaw ^-^ fwom >_> me. +Knyow, >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, my OwO fwiend, +:3 This night xDD intends ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; +Myself x3 am ^-^ onye :3 made >_< pwivy ^-^ to OwO the x3 pwot. +I xDD knyow you ^.^ have determin'd ^-^ to bestow xDD hew +uWu On xDD Thuwio, xDD whom >_> youw gentwe daughter :3 hates; +And shouwd ^.^ she ;;w;; thus >w< be stow'n away ^-^ fwom you, +^w^ It would >w< be >w< much ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw age. +;;w;; Thus, uWu fow my duty's UwU sake, I wathew ^.^ chose +ÚwÚ To cross my fwiend in his intended drift +Than, uWu by >w< conceawing it, ^-^ heap uWu on >_> youw head +OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of ;;w;; sowwows ;;w;; which would press you down, +>_> Being unprevented, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ timewess ^-^ gwave. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Proteus, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU thinye >w< honyest cawe, +^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< wequite, xDD command me >_< whiwe I wive. +:3 This love >_> of ;;w;; theiws ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< often ^.^ seen, +:3 Hapwy when uWu they ^.^ have judg'd me fast asweep, +And :33 oftentimes ^.^ have UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to fowbid +Sir ^w^ Vawentinye xDD hew >_> company ÚwÚ and my >_> couwt; +But, feawing west my x3 jeawous ^-^ aim UwU might err +And so, unworthily, >w< disgwace OwO the man, +OwO A OwO washnyess UwU that I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have shunn'd, +I >_> gave him gentwe >w< wooks, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to find +:33 That ;;w;; which thyself x3 hast :3 nyow discwos'd ^-^ to >_> me. +And, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive my ;;w;; feaw >_> of this, +:33 Knyowing UwU that >w< tendew xDD youth :3 is >_> soon suggested, +I ^w^ nyightwy lodge xDD hew in OwO an uppew >_< tow'w, +The ;;w;; key ^w^ wheweof ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< evew uWu kept; +And ^.^ thence ^.^ she cannyot >w< be uWu convey'd >_> away. +xDD PWOTEUS. Knyow, x3 nyobwe lord, uWu they ^.^ have >_< devis'd :3 a UwU mean +OwO How ^.^ he xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window uWu wiww ;;w;; ascend +And with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ;;w;; down; +>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the youthfuw >_> wuvw :3 nyow :3 is gone, +And :3 this uWu way comes ^.^ he with ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; +Whewe, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, you ^-^ may ^.^ intewcept >_> him. +But, good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO so cunningly +:33 That my discovery >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ aimed at; +>_< Fow love >_> of you, ^.^ nyot UwU hate x3 unto my OwO fwiend, +;;w;; Hath :3 made me >w< pubwishew >_> of :3 this >w< pwetence. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he uWu shaww never xDD knyow +:33 That I xDD had ^-^ any ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ this. +xDD PWOTEUS. Adieu, my ^w^ wowd; Sir ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is >w< coming. Exit + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew +:33 That ^w^ stays ^-^ to bear my letters ^-^ to my fwiends, +And I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ them. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Be uWu they >_> of >w< much ^w^ impowt? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. The >_< tenyouw >_> of them doth uWu but signify +UwU My OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy being at >_> youw couwt. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyay then, nyo matter; stay with me :33 awhiwe; +I x3 am ^-^ to >_< bweak with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< some affairs +:33 That ^.^ touch me uWu nyeaw, wherein :3 thou >w< must >w< be secret. +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought +ÚwÚ To ^-^ match my fwiend Sir ^w^ Thuwio ^-^ to my daughter. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 and, ;;w;; suwe, OwO the ^-^ match +Were rich ÚwÚ and xDD honyouwabwe; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the ^-^ gentweman +^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of uWu viwtue, x3 bounty, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawities +>_> Beseeming such :3 a UwU wife as >_> youw fair daughter. +Cannyot >_> youw OwO gwace ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to fancy OwO him? +ÚwÚ DUKE. No, xDD twust me; ^.^ she :3 is OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, :3 fwowawd, +Pwoud, OwO disobedient, stubborn, UwU wacking xDD duty; +ÚwÚ Nyeithew regarding UwU that ^.^ she :3 is my >w< chiwd +Nyow feawing me as ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe xDD hew uWu fathew; +And, ^-^ may I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 this uWu pwide >_> of x3 hews, +:3 Upon >_< advice, ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my love ^-^ fwom UwU hew; +And, xDD whewe I ^w^ thought OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of >_< minye :3 age +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> chewish'd uWu by xDD hew >w< chiwdwike duty, +I :3 nyow x3 am :33 fuww resolv'd ^-^ to UwU take :3 a UwU wife +And xDD tuwn xDD hew >_< out ^-^ to ^-^ who uWu wiww UwU take xDD hew in. +;;w;; Then let xDD hew x3 beauty >w< be xDD hew ÚwÚ wedding-dow'w; +>_< Fow me ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ possessions ^.^ she esteems not. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have me ^-^ to ^-^ do in uWu this? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< wady, in Vewonya ;;w;; hewe, +x3 Whom I OwO affect; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is nice, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, +And UwU nyought esteems my ;;w;; aged eloquence. +Nyow, ^.^ thewefowe, would I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my tutor- +>_< Fow wong ^w^ agonye I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to >_> couwt; +UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the UwU time :3 is ^.^ chang'd- +OwO How ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way I ^-^ may bestow ^-^ mysewf +ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wegawded in xDD hew sun-bright >w< eye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Win xDD hew with ÚwÚ gifts, ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wespect ^.^ nyot xDD wowds: +Dumb jewews >_< often in theiw ;;w;; siwent >w< kind +Mowe than uWu quick uWu wowds ^-^ do move :3 a :3 woman's mind. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she >_> did :33 scown :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent UwU that I x3 sent :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO A ^-^ woman sometime scorns what :33 best uWu contents :3 hew. +>_> Send xDD hew >w< anyothew; never ^w^ give xDD hew xDD o'ew, +>_< Fow :33 scown at ^.^ fiwst makes >_< aftew-wuv OwO the more. +>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ fwown, 'tis ^.^ nyot in UwU hate >_> of you, +But wathew ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe love in OwO you; +>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; chide, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have you gone, +>_< Fow >_> why, OwO the fools awe mad ^-^ if weft awonye. +;;w;; Take nyo repulse, ^.^ whatevew ^.^ she doth ^w^ say; +>_< Fow >_> 'Get you gone' ^.^ she doth ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO 'Away!' +ÚwÚ Fwattew ÚwÚ and :33 pwaise, commend, UwU extow theiw graces; +^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so :3 bwack, uWu say uWu they ^.^ have angews' >w< faces. +:33 That man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a tongue, I ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo man, +>w< If with his :33 tongue ^.^ he cannyot ^.^ win :3 a OwO woman. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she I UwU mean :3 is OwO pwomis'd uWu by xDD hew fwiends +^.^ Unto :3 a youthfuw ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD wowth; +And ^-^ kept severely ^-^ fwom uWu wesowt >_> of ^-^ men, +:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath access uWu by :3 day ^-^ to :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then I would uWu wesowt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 doows >w< be wock'd ÚwÚ and keys ^-^ kept xDD safe, +:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath recourse ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What UwU wets uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew at xDD hew window? +ÚwÚ DUKE. Her ;;w;; chambew :3 is ^-^ awoft, :3 faw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< gwound, +And built OwO so ;;w;; shewving UwU that ^-^ onye cannyot climb ^.^ it +Without apparent ;;w;; hazawd >_> of his wife. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then :3 a xDD waddew, quaintwy :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, +ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO up with :3 a paiw >_> of :33 anchowing ^-^ hooks, +Wouwd sewve ^-^ to scale another ^.^ Hewo's >_< tow'w, +^w^ So bowd uWu Weandew would adventuwe it. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, as :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of blood, +>_< Advise me xDD whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 a waddew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. When would you ;;w;; use it? >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, tell me ;;w;; that. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This vewy >_< nyight; uWu fow ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, +:33 That longs uWu fow OwO evewything UwU that ^.^ he can come by. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. By :3 seven o'cwock I'll >_< get you such :3 a waddew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. But, :3 hawk thee; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to xDD hew alone; +OwO How uWu shaww I :33 best convey OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ thithew? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_< wight, my lord, UwU that you ^-^ may bear ^.^ it +^.^ Undew :3 a :33 cwoak UwU that :3 is >_> of ^-^ any length. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A :33 cwoak as wong as UwU thinye uWu wiww sewve OwO the ^w^ tuwn? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let me UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; cwoak. +I'll >_< get me ^-^ onye >_> of such another length. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ any :33 cwoak uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu shaww I ^.^ fashion me ^-^ to wear :3 a >w< cwoak? +I pray ^.^ thee, let me ;;w;; feew >w< thy :33 cwoak x3 upon >_> me. +What letter :3 is :3 this same? What's hewe? xDD 'To ^.^ Siwvia'! +And here OwO an ^-^ enginye x3 fit uWu fow my xDD pwoceeding! +I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the >w< seaw uWu fow ^-^ once. ^-^ [Weads] +>w< 'My >_> thoughts ^-^ do OwO hawbouw with my ^w^ Siwvia x3 nyightwy, +And slaves uWu they awe ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that ^-^ send them :3 fwying. +:33 O, :33 couwd theiw ^w^ mastew come ÚwÚ and >w< go as >_> wightwy, +Himsewf would lodge where, x3 sensewess, uWu they awe ÚwÚ wying! +UwU My xDD hewawd >_> thoughts in >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe uWu bosom west ;;w;; them, +OwO Whiwe OwO I, theiw ^-^ king, UwU that thithew them importune, +Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the OwO gwace UwU that with such OwO gwace ;;w;; hath bwest ;;w;; them, +xDD Because ^-^ mysewf ^-^ do UwU want my servants' xDD fowtunye. +I ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow uWu they awe x3 sent uWu by uWu me, +:33 That uWu they shouwd OwO hawbouw xDD whewe theiw lord shouwd x3 be.' +What's hewe? +^w^ 'Siwvia, :3 this night I uWu wiww enfwanchise :33 thee.' +^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's OwO the ÚwÚ waddew uWu fow OwO the uWu puwpose. +ÚwÚ Why, >_> Phaethon- uWu fow :3 thou art :33 Mewops' ^-^ son- +uWu Wiwt :3 thou aspire ^-^ to ^w^ guide OwO the ^w^ heavenwy xDD caw, +And with >w< thy daring ^.^ fowwy >_< buwn OwO the world? +uWu Wiwt :3 thou weach x3 staws ^.^ because uWu they shinye uWu on OwO thee? +Go, base ^-^ intwudew, uvw-weenying slave, +uWu Bestow >w< thy >w< fawnying >_> smiwes uWu on >w< equaw uWu mates; +And ÚwÚ think my >_> patience, ^-^ mowe than >w< thy :33 desewt, +^-^ Is UwU pwiviwege uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. +^w^ Thank me uWu fow :3 this ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >w< aww OwO the favouws +>w< Which, >w< aww xDD too xDD much, I ^.^ have bestow'd uWu on thee. +But ^-^ if :3 thou wingew in my x3 tewwitowies +^.^ Wongew than ÚwÚ swiftest ^-^ expedition +uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU time ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw couwt, +By uWu heaven! my ^w^ wwath uWu shaww :3 faw exceed OwO the love +I >w< evew ^-^ bowe my daughter ^w^ ow thysewf. +Be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >w< thy vain ^-^ excuse, +But, as :3 thou lov'st >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Exit +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And x3 why ^.^ nyot death wathew than :3 wiving torment? +ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, +And ^w^ Siwvia :3 is mysewf; banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew +^-^ Is uWu sewf ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewf, :3 a >_> deadwy banishment. +What ^.^ wight :3 is >_< wight, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO seen? +What ^.^ joy :3 is joy, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ by? +>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >_> by, +And :33 feed x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO pewfection. +Except I >w< be uWu by ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the night, +Thewe :3 is nyo music in OwO the >w< nyightingawe; +>_< Unwess I ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the day, +Thewe :3 is nyo :3 day uWu fow me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. +She :3 is my ÚwÚ essence, ÚwÚ and I xDD weave ^-^ to >w< be +>w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu by xDD hew fair influence +Foster'd, xDD iwwumin'd, cherish'd, ^-^ kept >_> awive. +I UwU fwy ^.^ nyot >_< death, ^-^ to UwU fwy his >_> deadwy UwU doom: +>w< Tawwy I ;;w;; hewe, I uWu but ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ death; +But UwU fwy I hence, I UwU fwy away ^-^ fwom wife. + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and LAUNCE + +xDD PWOTEUS. Wun, OwO boy, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, >w< seek him >_< out. +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< So-ho, >_< so-ho! +xDD PWOTEUS. What >w< seest thou? +^-^ WAUNCE. :3 Him ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; find: :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw uWu on xDD 's head uWu but 'tis :3 a +Valentine. +xDD PWOTEUS. Valentine? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Nyo. +xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who ^.^ then? his OwO spiwit? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyeithew. +xDD PWOTEUS. What ^.^ then? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Nyothing. +^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Can nyothing speak? UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ^-^ stwike? +xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^-^ stwike? +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Nyothing. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Viwwain, ^w^ fowbeaw. +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I'll strike nothing. I pray :3 you- +xDD PWOTEUS. Sirrah, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ fowbeaw. Friend ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 a :33 wowd. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ears awe stopp'd ÚwÚ and cannyot hear good UwU nyews, +^w^ So >w< much >_> of OwO bad already ;;w;; hath ^-^ possess'd ^.^ them. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then in OwO dumb siwence uWu wiww I :33 buwy ÚwÚ minye, +>_< Fow uWu they awe xDD hawsh, untunyeabwe, ÚwÚ and >w< bad. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Is ^w^ Siwvia ;;w;; dead? +xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 indeed, uWu fow xDD sacwed >_> Siwvia. +;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_> fowswown x3 me? +xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia ^.^ have >_> fowswown >_> me. +What :3 is >_> youw x3 nyews? +^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a proclamation UwU that you awe vanished. +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That :3 thou art banished- :33 O, that's OwO the UwU nyews!- +From hence, ^-^ fwom Siwvia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom me >w< thy >w< fwiend. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon :3 this >_> woe uWu awweady, +And :3 nyow ^-^ excess >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me UwU suwfeit. +^-^ Doth ^w^ Siwvia xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am banyished? +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :33 offewed ^-^ to OwO the doom- +>w< Which, uWu unwevews'd, ^-^ stands in x3 effectuaw UwU fowce- +OwO A ÚwÚ sea >_> of melting pearl, ;;w;; which >w< some caww teaws; +Those at xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 chuwwish :3 feet ^.^ she ^w^ tendew'd; +x3 With ;;w;; them, x3 upon xDD hew knees, xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; sewf, +Wwinging xDD hew x3 hands, uWu whose whitenyess OwO so became them +UwU As ^-^ if uWu but :3 nyow uWu they uWu waxed OwO pawe uWu fow ^w^ woe. +But neither uWu bended knees, ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ hands held uWu up, +x3 Sad ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ deep :3 gwoans, :3 nyow siwvew-shedding >_< teaws, +Could ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew OwO uncompassionyate sire- +But ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ta'en, >w< must ^-^ die. +UwU Besides, xDD hew :3 intewcession uWu chaf'd him so, +When ^.^ she uWu fow >w< thy repeal ÚwÚ was uWu suppwiant, +:33 That ^-^ to :33 cwose pwison ^.^ he ^w^ commanded UwU hew, +x3 With many :33 bittew ^.^ thweats >_> of biding ^.^ thewe. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; unwess OwO the next >_> wowd UwU that :3 thou OwO speak'st +>_< Have >w< some xDD mawignyant power x3 upon my wife: +>w< If so, I pray ÚwÚ thee bweathe ^.^ it in >_< minye eaw, +UwU As OwO ending >_> anthem >_> of my endless dowouw. +xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to >_> wament uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot help, +And study ^w^ hewp uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou wament'st. +Time :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of >w< aww :33 good. +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ if :3 thou stay :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy :33 wuv; +UwU Besides, >w< thy ^w^ staying uWu wiww abwidge >w< thy wife. +OwO Hope :3 is :3 a lover's ^.^ staff; ÚwÚ wawk x3 hence with UwU that, +And manage ^.^ it x3 against despairing xDD thoughts. +x3 Thy letters ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; hewe, >w< though :3 thou art hence, +>w< Which, being :3 wwit ^-^ to uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd +>_< Even in OwO the >w< miwk-white uWu bosom >_> of >w< thy wuv. +The UwU time :3 nyow sewves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 expostuwate. +^w^ Come, I'll convey ÚwÚ thee OwO thwough OwO the :33 city :33 gate; +And, ewe I part with ^.^ thee, confer at uWu wawge +x3 Of >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may OwO concewn >w< thy love UwU affaiws. +UwU As :3 thou lov'st Siwvia, >w< though ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, +OwO Wegawd >w< thy danger, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I pray ^.^ thee, UwU Waunce, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou >w< seest my OwO boy, +UwU Bid him ^-^ make haste ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. +xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, find him >_< out. ^w^ Come, Valentine. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 O my dear Siwvia! >_< Hapwess >_> Vawentinye! +>_< Exeunt xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS +^-^ WAUNCE. I x3 am uWu but :3 a fool, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ think +my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 a knave; uWu but that's >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu but +^-^ onye knave. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot :3 nyow UwU that knows me ^-^ to >w< be in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ yet I x3 am +in :33 wuv; uWu but :3 a team >_> of horse uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck UwU that ^-^ fwom me; :3 nyow +^-^ who 'tis I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but what ^-^ woman I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +tell mysewf; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a milkmaid; ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow +^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD gossips; ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD hew >_< mastew's +maid ÚwÚ and sewves uWu fow wages. She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ^-^ quawities than :3 a +water-spaniel- ;;w;; which :3 is >w< much in :3 a x3 bawe Chwistian. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the +cate-wog [Puwwing >_< out :3 a >_> papew] >_> of xDD hew :3 condition. xDD 'Inpwimis: She +can ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ and carry.' ÚwÚ Why, :3 a horse can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, :3 a horse +cannyot >w< fetch, uWu but only cawwy; OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she better than :3 a +ÚwÚ jade. OwO 'Item: She can UwU miwk.' Wook you, :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue in :3 a maid +with cwean hands. + +x3 Entew SPEED + +SPEED. OwO How nyow, UwU Signyiow >w< Waunce! What UwU nyews with >_> youw mastership? +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 With my >_< mastew's OwO ship? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is at >_> sea. +SPEED. Weww, >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO vice stiww: >_> mistake OwO the :33 wowd. What UwU nyews, +then, in >_> youw UwU papew? +^-^ WAUNCE. The black'st UwU nyews UwU that >w< evew :3 thou :3 heawd'st. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, man? how black? +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, as bwack as ^-^ ink. +SPEED. >_> Wet me ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. +^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, >_< jowt-head; :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. +SPEED. Thou UwU wiest; I ^.^ can. +^-^ WAUNCE. I uWu wiww twy thee. >_> Teww me :33 this: OwO Who ;;w;; begot OwO thee? +SPEED. x3 Mawwy, OwO the :3 son >_> of my grandfather. +^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O iwwitewate x3 woitewew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son >_> of >w< thy >_< gwandmothew. +:3 This proves UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. +SPEED. ^w^ Come, fool, x3 come; twy me in >w< thy >w< papew. +^-^ WAUNCE. :3 [Handing xDD uvw OwO the >_> papew] Thewe; ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Nicholas >w< be >w< thy +x3 speed. +SPEED. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'Inpwimis: She can UwU miwk.' +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ can. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ÚwÚ bwews good ale.' +^-^ WAUNCE. And thereof comes OwO the >_< pwuvwb: Blessing >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, you +brew good ale. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can xDD sew.' +^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'Can ^.^ she so?' +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can knit.' +^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 nyeed :3 a man cawe uWu fow :3 a >w< stock with :3 a wench, when ^.^ she can +xDD knyit him :3 a :33 stock. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can wash ÚwÚ and UwU scouw.' +^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A speciaw viwtue; uWu fow then ^.^ she :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and +scour'd. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can ;;w;; spin.' +^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Then ^-^ may I xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd uWu on >_< wheews, when ^.^ she can >_< spin uWu fow +xDD hew living. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath many OwO nyamewess viwtues.' +^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'bastawd viwtues'; UwU that >_< indeed +xDD knyow ^.^ nyot theiw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. +SPEED. :3 'Hewe follow xDD hew vices.' +^-^ WAUNCE. Close at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of xDD hew virtues. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be kiss'd ^w^ fasting, in >_< wespect >_> of xDD hew +bweath.' +^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, UwU that fauwt ^-^ may >w< be >_> mended with :3 a ^w^ bweakfast. +x3 Wead x3 on. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 mouth.' +^-^ WAUNCE. :33 That makes amends uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ souw ^.^ bweath. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She doth talk in xDD hew ÚwÚ sweep.' +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ It's nyo matter uWu fow UwU that, OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; sweep ^.^ nyot in xDD hew ^.^ tawk. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is uWu swow in :33 wowds.' +^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O viwwain, UwU that xDD set :3 this ;;w;; down UwU among xDD hew ^w^ vices! ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu swow +in uWu wowds :3 is :3 a :3 woman's only ;;w;; viwtue. I pray ^.^ thee, >_< out ;;w;; with't; ÚwÚ and +place ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew >_> chief ;;w;; viwtue. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is >_< pwoud.' +^-^ WAUNCE. Out with UwU that :33 too; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< Eve's legacy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< be ta'en +^-^ fwom :3 hew. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath nyo teeth.' +^-^ WAUNCE. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that neither, ^.^ because I love ^-^ cwusts. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is cuwst.' +^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo UwU teeth ^-^ to bite. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She uWu wiww >_< often UwU pwaise xDD hew >_< wiquow.' +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< If xDD hew :3 wiquow >w< be uWu good, ^.^ she shall; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, I wiww; +uWu fow good >w< things shouwd >w< be :3 pwaised. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is xDD too liberal.' +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she :33 cannyot, uWu fow that's :3 wwit ;;w;; down ^.^ she :3 is uWu swow +>w< of; >_> of xDD hew >_> puwse ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow UwU that I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; shut. Nyow >_> of +another xDD thing ^.^ she >w< may, ÚwÚ and UwU that cannyot I uWu hewp. Weww, :3 pwoceed. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe faults +than >w< haiws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Stop :3 thewe; I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, +^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice in UwU that last OwO awticwe. Weheawse UwU that UwU once more. +SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit'- +^-^ WAUNCE. Mowe >_< haiw than wit. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^w^ be; I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO it: OwO the cuvw >_> of +OwO the salt hides OwO the >_> sawt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the salt; +OwO the >_< haiw UwU that covers OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the wit, uWu fow OwO the +gweatew hides OwO the less. What's next? +SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe faults than hairs'- +^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's >w< monstwous. :3 O UwU that UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; out! +SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> wowd makes OwO the faults ;;w;; gwacious. Weww, I'll ^.^ have +UwU hew; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a UwU match, as nyothing :3 is impossibwe- +SPEED. What ^.^ then? +^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I tell ^w^ thee- UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. +SPEED. >_< Fow x3 me? +^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow thee! ^-^ ay, ^-^ who art thou? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 stay'd uWu fow :3 a better man +than thee. +SPEED. And >w< must I >w< go ^-^ to OwO him? +^-^ WAUNCE. Thou >w< must run ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO so wong UwU that +^-^ going uWu wiww scarce sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. +SPEED. UwU Why didst ^.^ nyot tell me sooner? ^-^ Pox >_> of >_> youw love wettews! +Exit +^-^ WAUNCE. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ swing'd uWu fow reading my letter. An >_> unmannyewwy +^w^ swave UwU that uWu wiww OwO thwust ^-^ himsewf OwO into x3 secwets! I'll aftew, ^-^ to +uWu wejoice in OwO the xDD boy's >_> cowwection. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO + +ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love you +Nyow ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sight. +x3 THUWIO. x3 Since his exiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me ÚwÚ most, +Fowswown my >_> company ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waiw'd at uWu me, +:33 That I x3 am desperate >_> of obtaining :3 hew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This uWu weak >w< impwess >_> of love :3 is as :3 a figuwe +^.^ Twenched in x3 ice, ;;w;; which with OwO an hour's heat +^-^ Dissowves ^-^ to >w< watew ÚwÚ and doth wose his fowm. +OwO A wittwe UwU time uWu wiww OwO mewt xDD hew OwO fwozen ^-^ thoughts, +And ^.^ wowthwess ^w^ Vawentinye uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowgot. + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS + +OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! ^-^ Is >_> youw x3 countwyman, +>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwocwamation, gonye? +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Gonye, my good :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My daughter ^-^ takes his ^-^ going gwievouswy. +xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A wittwe UwU time, my lord, uWu wiww :33 kiww UwU that ^w^ gwief. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So I :3 bewieve; uWu but ^w^ Thuwio OwO thinks ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. +Proteus, OwO the good uWu conceit I howd >_> of ^w^ thee- +>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast shown >w< some >w< sign >_> of good desewt- +:3 Makes me OwO the better ^-^ to confer with thee. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Wongew than I ^w^ pwuv :33 woyaw ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace +>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou uWu knyow'st how willingly I would :33 effect +The ^-^ match :3 between Sir ^w^ Thuwio ÚwÚ and my daughter. +xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And awso, I xDD think, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant +OwO How ^.^ she opposes xDD hew x3 against my uWu wiww. +xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 did, my lord, when ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ was here. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewvewsewy ^.^ she >w< pewsevews ÚwÚ so. +What UwU might ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the UwU giww ^-^ fowget +The love >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye, ÚwÚ and love Sir ;;w;; Thuwio? +xDD PWOTEUS. The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to :3 swandew ^w^ Vawentinye +x3 With >_< fawsehood, cowardice, ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 descent- +>_< Thwee >w< things UwU that >w< women highly howd in OwO hate. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but she'll ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD spoke in OwO hate. +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if his enemy x3 dewivew xDD it; +OwO Thewefowe ^.^ it >w< must with ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >w< be spoken +By ^-^ onye xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; esteemeth as his >w< fwiend. +ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then you >w< must >_< undewtake ^-^ to :3 swandew >_> him. +xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that, my lord, I uWu shaww >w< be loath ^-^ to :33 do: +^.^ 'Tis OwO an i-iww >w< office uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, +Especially x3 against his vewy >w< fwiend. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whewe >_> youw good >_> wowd cannyot ^w^ advantage ^w^ him, +Your :3 swandew never can endamage him; +OwO Thewefowe OwO the >w< office :3 is x3 indiffewent, +>_> Being entweated ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw >w< fwiend. +xDD PWOTEUS. You ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I can ^-^ do ^.^ it +By >w< aught UwU that I can speak in his UwU dispwaise, +She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wong continue love ^-^ to >_> him. +But uWu say :3 this weed xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, +^w^ It UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love Sir >_> Thuwio. +x3 THUWIO. :33 Thewefowe, as you ;;w;; unwind xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, +Lest ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ wavew ÚwÚ and >w< be good ^-^ to x3 nyonye, +You >w< must :3 pwovide ^-^ to xDD bottom ^.^ it uWu on me; +^w^ Which >w< must >w< be x3 donye uWu by praising me as >w< much +UwU As you in wowth dispwaise Sir Valentine. +ÚwÚ DUKE. And, Proteus, ^-^ we dare xDD twust you in :3 this kind, +xDD Because ^-^ we >w< knyow, uWu on xDD Vawentinye's report, +You awe already Love's ^w^ fiwm :33 votawy +And cannyot >_> soon uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> youw mind. +:3 Upon :3 this ;;w;; wawwant uWu shaww you ^.^ have access +:3 Whewe you with ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ may confer at >w< wawge- +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD wumpish, ;;w;; heavy, mewanchowy, +And, uWu fow >_> youw UwU fwiend's UwU sake, uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 you- +:3 Whewe you ^-^ may uWu tempew xDD hew uWu by >_> youw >_< pewsuasion +ÚwÚ To UwU hate x3 young ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and love my >w< fwiend. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As >w< much as I can ^-^ do I uWu wiww >w< effect. +But you, Sir xDD Thuwio, awe ^.^ nyot shawp enyough; +You >w< must uWu way lime ^-^ to x3 tangwe xDD hew desires +By wailful sonnyets, uWu whose >_< composed rhymes +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO fuww-fwaught with serviceable :33 vows. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, +^.^ Much :3 is OwO the x3 fowce >_> of >w< heaven-bwed >w< poesy. +xDD PWOTEUS. Say UwU that x3 upon OwO the >w< awtaw >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty +You ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> youw >_< teaws, >_> youw ;;w;; sighs, >_> youw >_> heawt; +x3 Wwite ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ink >w< be >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ;;w;; teaws +Moist ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and fwame >w< some feeling xDD winye +:33 That ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw such ^w^ integwity; +>_< Fow >_> Owpheus' lute ÚwÚ was stwung with UwU poets' sinews, +uWu Whose gowden ^.^ touch :33 couwd :33 soften >_< steew ÚwÚ and ^w^ stonyes, +UwU Make ;;w;; tigews >_> tame, ÚwÚ and huge OwO weviathans +Fowsake unsounded deeps ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu on ^-^ sands. +:33 Aftew >_> youw ;;w;; diwe-wamenting UwU ewegies, +xDD Visit uWu by night >_> youw lady's ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window +x3 With >w< some ^w^ sweet x3 consowt; ^-^ to theiw xDD instwuments +Tunye :3 a x3 depwowing :3 dump- OwO the nyight's UwU dead siwence +uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become such sweet-compwainying ;;w;; gwievance. +This, ^w^ ow ewse nothing, uWu wiww xDD inhewit :3 hew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This UwU discipwinye >w< shows :3 thou x3 hast >_< been in wuv. +x3 THUWIO. And >w< thy >_> advice :3 this night I'll >w< put in :33 pwactice; +:33 Thewefowe, ^w^ sweet Proteus, my >_> diwection-givew, +>_> Wet OwO us OwO into OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ pwesentwy +ÚwÚ To sort >w< some gentlemen ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in UwU music. +I ^.^ have :3 a sonnet UwU that uWu wiww sewve OwO the xDD tuwn +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ onset ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< advice. +ÚwÚ DUKE. About it, ^.^ gentwemen! +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ tiww aftew suppew, +And aftewwawd xDD detewminye ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. +ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Even :3 nyow about ^.^ it! I uWu wiww pawdon you. >_< Exeunt + + + + +UwU ACT_4|SC_1 +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. OwO A fowest + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ OUTWAWS + +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< Fewwows, ^.^ stand uWu fast; I UwU see :3 a passengew. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >w< If there >w< be ten, xDD shwink ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; down with >_< 'em. + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED + +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Stand, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and thwow OwO us UwU that you ^.^ have about UwU ye; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make you >_> sit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wifwe you. +SPEED. >_> Siw, ^-^ we awe >w< undonye; ^.^ these awe OwO the >_< viwwains +:33 That >w< aww OwO the >_< twavewwews ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO so ^w^ much. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ^.^ fwiends- +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot so, siw; ^-^ we awe >_> youw enyemies. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. UwU Peace! ^w^ we'ww hear >_> him. +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >w< Ay, uWu by my ÚwÚ beawd, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have wittwe wealth ^-^ to wose; +OwO A man I x3 am ;;w;; cwoss'd with adversity; +UwU My riches awe ^.^ these UwU poow OwO habiwiments, +x3 Of ;;w;; which ^-^ if you shouwd here ÚwÚ disfuwnyish uWu me, +You UwU take OwO the sum ÚwÚ and xDD substance UwU that I have. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Whither ^w^ twavew you? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To Vewonya. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> Whence came you? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. From UwU Miwan. +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you wong sojourn'd thewe? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Some UwU sixteen x3 months, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wongew UwU might ^.^ have stay'd, +>w< If crooked >_> fowtunye xDD had ^.^ nyot thwarted >_> me. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu thence? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ÚwÚ was. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow >_< towments me ^-^ to rehearse: +I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, uWu whose death I >w< much ÚwÚ wepent; +But ÚwÚ yet I slew him manfuwwy in fight, +Without false :3 vantage ^w^ ow base ^w^ tweachewy. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 nye'ew ^w^ wepent it, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ÚwÚ so. +But ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu fow OwO so small :3 a ^.^ fauwt? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I OwO was, ÚwÚ and held me ^.^ gwad >_> of such :3 a >w< doom. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you OwO the :33 tongues? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My youthfuw ^w^ twavew :3 thewein :3 made me happy, +Ow ewse I >_< often xDD had >_< been :33 misewabwe. +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. By OwO the x3 bawe ;;w;; scawp >_> of uWu Wobin ^.^ Hood's UwU fat >_> fwiaw, +:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; king uWu fow ^-^ ouw wiwd xDD faction! +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< We'ww ^.^ have >_> him. >w< Siws, :3 a :33 wowd. +SPEED. UwU Mastew, >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of them; >w< it's OwO an honyouwabwe >w< kind >_> of thievery. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Peace, viwwain! +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Teww OwO us :33 this: ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU take UwU to? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyothing uWu but my xDD fowtunye. +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. Knyow, then, UwU that >w< some >_> of OwO us awe gentlemen, +Such as OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of unguvwn'd xDD youth +UwU Thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> company >_> of awfuw ^w^ men; +Myself ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom Vewonya >w< banyished +>_< Fow practising ^-^ to >_< steaw away :3 a >w< wady, +An heir, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw xDD awwied x3 unto OwO the >_> Duke. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. And I ^-^ fwom x3 Mantua, uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman +Who, in my x3 mood, I ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. And I uWu fow ^.^ such-wike :33 petty >w< cwimes as :3 these. +But ^-^ to OwO the puwpose- uWu fow ^-^ we uWu cite ^-^ ouw faults +:33 That uWu they ^-^ may howd excus'd ^-^ ouw :33 wawwess lives; +And, pawtwy, >_< seeing you awe :33 beautified +x3 With ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and uWu by >_> youw >_> own wepowt +OwO A winguist, ÚwÚ and :3 a man >_> of such :3 pewfection +UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; quawity >w< much want- +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ because you awe :3 a banish'd man, +:33 Thewefowe, :33 abuv OwO the rest, ^-^ we UwU pawwey ^-^ to you. +uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of necessity, +And live as ^-^ we ^-^ do in :3 this wilderness? +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. What xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO consowt? +Say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us all. +>w< We'ww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee homage, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^.^ thee, +^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ ouw :33 commandew ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD king. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. But ^-^ if :3 thou :33 scown ^-^ ouw couwtesy :3 thou ^-^ diest. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to brag what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu offew'd. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU take >_> youw >w< offew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww live with you, +UwU Pwovided UwU that you ^-^ do nyo ÚwÚ outwages +uWu On ÚwÚ siwwy >w< women ^w^ ow UwU poow >w< passengews. +uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. No, ^-^ we detest such :3 viwe base ^w^ pwactices. +^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cwews, +And show ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ got; +>w< Which, with >w< ouwsewves, >w< aww west at >w< thy ;;w;; dispose. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Miwan. Outside OwO the x3 DUKE'S :3 pawace, uWu undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window + +x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS + +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ have I >_< been false ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, +And :3 nyow I >w< must >w< be as ^.^ unjust ^-^ to >_> Thuwio. +^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of :3 commending him +I ^.^ have access my >_> own love ^-^ to prefer; +But ^w^ Siwvia :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too true, xDD too x3 howy, +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< cowwupted with my ^.^ wowthwess >_< gifts. +When I uWu pwotest OwO twue ÚwÚ woyawty ^-^ to UwU hew, +She :33 twits me with my :3 fawsehood ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; +When ^-^ to xDD hew x3 beauty I ÚwÚ commend my xDD vows, +She >_< bids me ÚwÚ think how I ^.^ have >_< been >_> fowswown +UwU In breaking :3 faith with Juwia xDD whom I lov'd; +And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ sudden ^w^ quips, +The :33 weast ^w^ wheweof would ^.^ queww :3 a lover's hope, +xDD Yet, >w< spanyiew-wike, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ she xDD spuwns my love +The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it grows ÚwÚ and :3 fawnyeth uWu on xDD hew ^.^ stiww. + +x3 Entew x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS + +But here comes >_> Thuwio. Nyow >w< must ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD hew window, +And ^w^ give >w< some evening music ^-^ to xDD hew OwO eaw. +x3 THUWIO. OwO How nyow, Sir Proteus, awe you crept before >_> us? +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, gentwe ;;w;; Thuwio; uWu fow you xDD knyow UwU that love +uWu Wiww cweep in service xDD whewe ^.^ it cannyot ^.^ go. +x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, uWu but I hope, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you love ^.^ nyot here. +xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Siw, uWu but I do; ^w^ ow ewse I would >w< be ^-^ hence. +x3 THUWIO. :3 Who? ÚwÚ Siwvia? +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, Silvia- uWu fow >_> youw sake. +x3 THUWIO. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< own. Nyow, gentlemen, +Let's tunye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ it wustiwy >_> awhiwe. + +x3 Entew at :3 a :33 distance, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes + +HOST. Nyow, my x3 young guest, >w< methinks >w< you'we allycholly; I pray you, +x3 why :3 is it? +JUWIA. x3 Mawwy, >_< minye OwO host, ^.^ because I cannyot >w< be ^-^ mewwy. +HOST. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you :3 mewwy; I'll bwing you xDD whewe you uWu shaww +hear OwO music, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd OwO fow. +JUWIA. But uWu shaww I hear him speak? +HOST. >w< Ay, UwU that you shall. OwO [Music uWu pways] +JUWIA. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be UwU music. +HOST. Hawk, xDD hawk! +JUWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU among ^w^ these? +HOST. ÚwÚ Ay; uWu but :3 peace! wet's hear >_< 'em. + +SONG +OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ Siwvia? What :3 is :33 she, +:33 That >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU swains ÚwÚ commend uWu hew? +Holy, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD wise :3 is she; +The >w< heaven such OwO gwace >_> did lend UwU hew, +:33 That ^.^ she UwU might admired UwU be. + +^-^ Is ^.^ she >w< kind as ^.^ she :3 is faiw? +>_< Fow x3 beauty ;;w;; wives with kindness. +^-^ Wuv doth ^-^ to xDD hew eyes xDD wepaiw, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him >_> of his ÚwÚ bwindnyess; +And, being uWu hewp'd, UwU inhabits ^.^ thewe. + +;;w;; Then ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia let OwO us sing +:33 That ^w^ Siwvia :3 is >_< excewwing; +She xDD excews OwO each x3 mowtaw xDD thing +:3 Upon OwO the :33 duww :3 eawth dwelling. +xDD 'To xDD hew let OwO us x3 gawwands x3 bwing. + +HOST. OwO How nyow, awe you UwU saddew than you ;;w;; wewe UwU befowe? +OwO How ^-^ do you, man? The music wikes you not. +JUWIA. You ;;w;; mistake; OwO the uWu musician wikes me not. +HOST. ÚwÚ Why, my pwetty ^-^ youth? +JUWIA. ÚwÚ He uWu pways fawse, father. +HOST. ^-^ How, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye uWu on OwO the stwings? +JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so false UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ gwieves my vewy +:3 heawt-stwings. +HOST. You ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick OwO eaw. +JUWIA. >w< Ay, I would I ;;w;; wewe UwU deaf; ^.^ it makes me ^.^ have :3 a uWu swow ÚwÚ heawt. +HOST. I pewceive you dewight ^.^ nyot in UwU music. +JUWIA. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, when ^.^ it x3 jaws ÚwÚ so. +HOST. Hawk, what fine >_> change :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ music! +JUWIA. >w< Ay, UwU that >_> change :3 is OwO the ;;w;; spite. +HOST. You would ^.^ have them :33 awways xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye thing? +JUWIA. I would :33 awways ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye >_> thing. +But, Host, doth :3 this Sir Proteus, UwU that ^-^ we talk OwO on, +xDD Often uWu wesowt x3 unto :3 this gentlewoman? +HOST. I tell you what UwU Waunce, his man, told :3 me: ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew >_< out >_> of +>w< aww xDD nyick. +JUWIA. :3 Whewe :3 is Launce? +HOST. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< seek his dog, ;;w;; which to-morrow, uWu by his >_< mastew's +^.^ command, ^.^ he >w< must carry uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to his >_< wady. +JUWIA. Peace, ^.^ stand aside; OwO the >_> company pawts. +xDD PWOTEUS. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot OwO you; I uWu wiww OwO so >w< pwead +:33 That you uWu shaww uWu say my ÚwÚ cunnying drift excels. +x3 THUWIO. :3 Whewe ^.^ meet >_> we? +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ At x3 Saint ^-^ Gwegowy's :33 weww. +x3 THUWIO. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS + +x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window + +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, good :3 ev'n ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. +:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO music, >_< gentwemen. +OwO Who :3 is UwU that UwU that spake? +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Onye, >w< wady, ^-^ if you knew his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's truth, +You would >_> quickwy learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him uWu by his ÚwÚ voice. +:3 SIWVIA. Sir Proteus, as I UwU take it. +xDD PWOTEUS. Sir Proteus, gentwe >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw sewvant. +:3 SIWVIA. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ compass ^w^ youws. +:3 SIWVIA. You ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wish; my uWu wiww :3 is x3 even this, +:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to bed. +Thou subtle, uWu pewjuw'd, fawse, >w< diswoyaw man, +uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ shawwow, OwO so conceitless, +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD seduced uWu by >w< thy flattery +:33 That x3 hast :33 deceiv'd OwO so many with >w< thy >w< vows? +UwU Wetuwn, return, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy love :3 amends. +>_< Fow uWu me, uWu by :3 this OwO pawe queen >_> of night I sweaw, +I x3 am OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom granting >w< thy xDD wequest +:33 That I :3 despise ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 wwongfuw ^.^ suit, +And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by intend ^-^ to ^w^ chide ^-^ mysewf +>_< Even uWu fow :3 this UwU time I uWu spend in >_> tawking ^-^ to thee. +xDD PWOTEUS. I :33 gwant, ^w^ sweet love, UwU that I >_> did love :3 a lady; +But ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] 'Twewe fawse, ^-^ if I shouwd speak xDD it; +>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot buwied. +:3 SIWVIA. Say UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ be; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ Vawentinye, >w< thy OwO fwiend, +^.^ Suwvives, ^-^ to whom, thyself art ;;w;; witnyess, +I x3 am x3 betwoth'd; ÚwÚ and art :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd +ÚwÚ To :33 wwong him with >w< thy ^w^ impowtunyacy? +xDD PWOTEUS. I wikewise hear UwU that ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is UwU dead. +:3 SIWVIA. And OwO so suppose x3 am I; uWu fow in his grave +;;w;; Assuwe thyself my love :3 is buwied. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, let me rake ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. +:3 SIWVIA. uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy lady's :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and caww ^-^ hews thence; +Or, at OwO the >_> weast, in ^-^ hews ^.^ sepuwchwe >w< thinye. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He heard ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ if >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be OwO so ^w^ obduwate, +Vouchsafe me ÚwÚ yet >_> youw UwU pictuwe uWu fow my love, +The UwU pictuwe UwU that :3 is :33 hanging in >_> youw chambew; +ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ to UwU that I'll sigh ÚwÚ and >w< weep; +>_< Fow, >_< since OwO the xDD substance >_> of >_> youw pewfect uWu sewf +^-^ Is ewse OwO devoted, I x3 am uWu but :3 a x3 shadow; +And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; shadow uWu wiww I ^-^ make OwO twue wuv. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If 'twere :3 a UwU substance, you ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; suwe, x3 deceive ^.^ it +And ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu but :3 a uWu shadow, as I ÚwÚ am. +:3 SIWVIA. I x3 am vewy loath ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw ^.^ idow, siw; +But >_< since >_> youw :3 fawsehood uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you ;;w;; weww +ÚwÚ To wowship ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and adore false shapes, +>_> Send ^-^ to me in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send xDD it; +And so, good ^-^ west. +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As wwetches ^.^ have :33 o'ewnyight +:33 That OwO wait uWu fow >_> execution in OwO the mown. +>_< Exeunt :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and SIWVIA +JUWIA. Host, uWu wiww you go? +HOST. By my UwU hawidom, I ÚwÚ was fast asleep. +JUWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD whewe :3 wies Sir Proteus? +HOST. x3 Mawwy, at my >_< house. OwO Twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ think 'tis ^w^ awmost day. +JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the longest night +:33 That e'ew I uWu watch'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most :33 heaviest. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^.^ Undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window + +x3 Entew uWu EGWAMOUW + +EGWAMOUW. :3 This :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ Madam ^w^ Siwvia +Entreated me ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew mind; +There's >w< some gweat matter x3 she'd x3 empwoy me in. +^w^ Madam, >_> madam! + +x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window + +:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who calls? +EGWAMOUW. Your ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fwiend; +>_< Onye UwU that attends >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ command. +:3 SIWVIA. Sir OwO Egwamouw, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times good mowwow! +EGWAMOUW. UwU As many, >w< wowthy >w< wady, ^-^ to youwsewf! +>_> Accowding ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ impose, +I x3 am ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy come ^-^ to xDD knyow what service +^w^ It :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to xDD command me in. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 O OwO Egwamouw, :3 thou art :3 a gentweman- +:33 Think ^.^ nyot I ^.^ fwattew, uWu fow I uWu sweaw I ^-^ do nyot- +UwU Vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ wemowsefuw, ;;w;; weww accompwish'd. +Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant what dear good uWu wiww +I bear x3 unto OwO the banish'd Valentine; +Nyow how my fathew would enforce me ÚwÚ mawwy +Vain xDD Thuwio, xDD whom my vewy ^w^ souw >_> abhows. +:33 Thysewf x3 hast lov'd; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say +:3 Nyo >w< gwief >_> did >w< evew come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< thy OwO heawt +UwU As when >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO twue love :33 died, +:3 Upon uWu whose grave :3 thou >_> vow'dst ÚwÚ puwe chastity. +Sir OwO Egwamouw, I would ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, +ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, xDD whewe I hear ^.^ he makes abode; +And, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ ways awe dangewous ^-^ to pass, +I ^-^ do desiwe >w< thy >w< wowthy ^.^ company, +:3 Upon uWu whose :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I >_> wepose. +Uwge ^.^ nyot my >_< fathew's angew, OwO Egwamouw, +But ÚwÚ think x3 upon my gwief, :3 a lady's gwief, +And uWu on OwO the :33 justice >_> of my fwying x3 hence +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU most unhowy UwU match, +^w^ Which >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye still UwU wewawds with ÚwÚ pwagues. +I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ thee, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt +UwU As :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; sowwows as OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of >w< sands, +ÚwÚ To bear me >_> company ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to hide what I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ thee, +:33 That I ^-^ may venture ^-^ to xDD depawt awonye. +EGWAMOUW. ^w^ Madam, I ^-^ pity >w< much >_> youw gwievances; +^w^ Which >_< since I xDD knyow uWu they OwO viwtuouswy awe plac'd, +I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with you, +Recking as wittwe what >w< betideth me +UwU As >w< much I ^w^ wish >w< aww good befowtunye you. +When uWu wiww you go? +:3 SIWVIA. :3 This evening >w< coming. +EGWAMOUW. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I ^.^ meet you? +:3 SIWVIA. ^.^ At Fwiaw xDD Patwick's >w< ceww, +:3 Whewe I intend holy confession. +EGWAMOUW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw >_> youw uWu wadyship. Good ^.^ mowwow, gentwe >_< wady. +:3 SIWVIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< kind Sir x3 Egwamouw. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +^.^ Undew SILVIA'S :33 Window + +x3 Entew LAUNCE with his ^.^ dog + +^-^ WAUNCE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the >_> cuw with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ wook you, +^.^ it :33 goes :3 hawd- ^-^ onye UwU that I ^w^ bwought OwO up >_> of :3 a ^w^ puppy; ^-^ onye UwU that I OwO sav'd +^-^ fwom drowning, when three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of his uWu bwind bwothews ÚwÚ and +OwO sistews went ^-^ to it. I ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^w^ him, x3 even as ^-^ onye would uWu say +precisely x3 'Thus I would teach :3 a dog.' I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to x3 dewivew him +as :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ fwom my master; ÚwÚ and I came nyo +sooner OwO into OwO the ^.^ dinying-chambew, uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ steps me ^-^ to xDD hew trencher +ÚwÚ and xDD steaws xDD hew x3 capon's leg. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD thing when :3 a >_> cuw +cannyot ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww OwO companyies! I would x3 have, as ^-^ onye shouwd +ÚwÚ say, ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ dog :3 indeed, ^-^ to ^.^ be, as ^.^ it +OwO wewe, :3 a ^.^ dog at >w< aww ;;w;; things. >w< If I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD had ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >_< he, ^-^ to +UwU take :3 a fauwt x3 upon me UwU that ^.^ he :33 did, I ÚwÚ think verily ^.^ he xDD had >_< been +;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ fow't; ^w^ suwe as I live, ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd for't. You uWu shaww +:33 judge. ÚwÚ He thrusts me ^-^ himsewf OwO into OwO the >_> company >_> of three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw +gentleman-like ;;w;; dogs uWu undew OwO the >w< Duke's :3 tabwe; ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been +there, bless OwO the ^-^ mawk, :3 a :3 pissing >_< whiwe uWu but >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; chambew >_> smewt +>_> him. UwU 'Out with OwO the dog' :33 says UwU onye; ;;w;; 'What >_> cuw :3 is ^-^ that?' :33 says +>w< anyothew; UwU 'Whip him out' :33 says OwO the third; x3 'Hang him >_< up' :33 says OwO the +>_> Duke. OwO I, having >_< been acquainted with OwO the smell OwO befowe, knew ^.^ it +ÚwÚ was Crab, ÚwÚ and :33 goes me ^-^ to OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that :3 whips OwO the dogs. +>w< 'Fwiend,' OwO quoth I >_< 'you UwU mean ^-^ to x3 whip OwO the dog.' ÚwÚ 'Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ do uWu I' +OwO quoth ^w^ he. >_< 'You ^-^ do him OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ wwong,' OwO quoth I; "twas I >_> did OwO the +xDD thing you ÚwÚ wot of.' ÚwÚ He makes me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but :3 whips me >_< out >_> of +OwO the ^.^ chambew. OwO How many ;;w;; mastews would ^-^ do :3 this uWu fow his :3 sewvant? ;;w;; Nyay, +I'll >w< be >_> swown, I ^.^ have xDD sat in OwO the >w< stock uWu fow >w< puddings ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +stol'n, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had >_< been OwO executed; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu on OwO the +piwwowy uWu fow ^-^ geese ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> kiww'd, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd +for't. Thou think'st ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this OwO nyow. ;;w;; Nyay, I wemembew OwO the xDD twick +you sewv'd me when I took my xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ;;w;; bid +ÚwÚ thee still mark me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I x3 do? When didst :3 thou UwU see me heave +OwO up my ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< watew x3 against :3 a >_> gentwewoman's fawthingawe? +>w< Didst :3 thou >w< evew UwU see me ^-^ do such :3 a ÚwÚ twick? + +x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes + +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Sebastian :3 is >w< thy name? I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, +And uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in >w< some service >_> pwesentwy. +JUWIA. UwU In what you pwease; I'll ^-^ do what I ^.^ can. +x3 PWOTEUS..I >w< hope :3 thou wilt. uWu [To LAUNCE] OwO How nyow, you whoreson +;;w;; peasant! +:3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been ^.^ these two >_< days :3 woitewing? +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD cawwied ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia OwO the ^.^ dog you bade >_> me. +xDD PWOTEUS. And what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my wittwe :33 jewew? +^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says >_> youw ^.^ dog ÚwÚ was :3 a cur, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws you currish +^w^ thanks :3 is good enough uWu fow such :3 a pwesent. +xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she receiv'd my ÚwÚ dog? +^-^ WAUNCE. No, :3 indeed, >_> did ^.^ she not; here ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought him xDD back +again. +xDD PWOTEUS. >_> What, didst :3 thou :3 offew xDD hew :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 me? +^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, siw; OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; squiwwew ÚwÚ was stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by OwO the +uWu hangman's :3 boys in OwO the mawket-pwace; ÚwÚ and then I ^.^ offew'd xDD hew >_< minye +own, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a ^.^ dog as xDD big as >w< ten >_> of xDD youws, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe OwO the >_> gift +OwO the ^-^ gweatew. +xDD PWOTEUS. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and find my ^.^ dog uWu again, +Ow :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into my ^w^ sight. +Away, I >w< say. ^.^ Stayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu vex me hewe? Exit LAUNCE +OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that still OwO an ^-^ end ;;w;; tuwns me ^-^ to OwO shame! +^-^ Sebastian, I ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ thee +Pawtwy UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a xDD youth +:33 That can with >w< some >_< discwetion ^-^ do my businyess, +>_< Fow 'tis nyo x3 twusting ^-^ to yond foowish wout, +But chiefwy uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 behaviouw, +>w< Which, ^-^ if my >_< auguwy x3 deceive me ;;w;; nyot, +>_> Witnyess good ÚwÚ bwinging uWu up, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and OwO twuth; +:33 Thewefowe, xDD knyow thou, uWu fow :3 this I UwU entewtain thee. +uWu Go presently, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ring with ^.^ thee, +^w^ Dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam Silvia- +She :33 wov'd me ;;w;; weww deliver'd ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. +JUWIA. ^w^ It uWu seems you :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot UwU hew, ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew token. +She :3 is OwO dead, belike? +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot >w< so; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >w< wives. +JUWIA. Alas! +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 cwy UwU 'Awas'? +JUWIA. I cannyot OwO choose +But ^-^ pity :3 hew. +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Whewefowe shouldst :3 thou ^-^ pity uWu hew? +JUWIA. xDD Because >w< methinks UwU that ^.^ she :33 wov'd you as ;;w;; weww +UwU As you ^-^ do love >_> youw wady >_> Siwvia. +She >_> dweams uWu on him UwU that >_> has ;;w;; fowgot xDD hew love: +You dote uWu on xDD hew UwU that >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw wuv. +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity love shouwd >w< be OwO so contrary; +And >w< thinking uWu on ^.^ it makes me x3 cwy OwO 'Awas!' +xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU that ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw +:3 This letter. ^.^ That's xDD hew ^.^ chambew. >_> Teww my wady +I OwO cwaim OwO the pwomise uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. +Your xDD message >_< donye, UwU hie UwU home x3 unto my chambew, +:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu sowitawy. Exit :3 PWOTEUS +JUWIA. OwO How many >w< women would ^-^ do such :3 a ;;w;; message? +^.^ Awas, UwU poow Proteus, :3 thou x3 hast >w< entewtain'd +OwO A :3 fox ^-^ to >w< be OwO the shephewd >_> of >w< thy lambs. +^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, x3 why ^-^ do I ^-^ pity him +:33 That with his vewy OwO heawt :3 despiseth x3 me? +xDD Because ^.^ he loves UwU hew, ^.^ he :3 despiseth me; +xDD Because I love ^w^ him, I >w< must ^-^ pity >_> him. +:3 This ring I >_> gave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he x3 pawted ^-^ fwom uWu me, +ÚwÚ To uWu bind him ^-^ to wemembew my good wiww; +And :3 nyow x3 am OwO I, OwO unhappy x3 messengew, +ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ obtain, +ÚwÚ To carry UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have :33 wefus'd, +ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise his :33 faith, ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have disprais'd. +I x3 am my >_< mastew's OwO twue confiwmed love, +But cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to my ^w^ mastew +>_< Unwess I ^w^ pwuv false >_> twaitow ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. +>_> Yet uWu wiww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; cowdwy +As, >w< heaven ^.^ it knows, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him x3 speed. + +x3 Entew SIWVIA, attended + +:33 Gentwewoman, good xDD day! I pray you >w< be my UwU mean +ÚwÚ To bwing me xDD whewe ^-^ to speak with ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. +:3 SIWVIA. What would you with UwU hew, ^-^ if UwU that I >w< be uWu she? +JUWIA. >w< If you >w< be :33 she, I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw >_< patience +ÚwÚ To hear me speak OwO the xDD message I x3 am x3 sent x3 on. +:3 SIWVIA. From >_< whom? +JUWIA. From my :3 mastew, Sir Proteus, ÚwÚ madam. +:3 SIWVIA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> sends you uWu fow :3 a pictuwe? +JUWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. +:3 SIWVIA. >_< Uwsuwa, bwing my UwU pictuwe ^.^ thewe. +Go, ^w^ give >_> youw ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom uWu me, +>_< Onye Julia, UwU that his changing >_> thoughts uWu fowget, +Wouwd better x3 fit his ;;w;; chambew than :3 this shadow. +JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, >w< pwease you ^w^ pewuse :3 this letter. +Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; I ^.^ have unyadvis'd +;;w;; Dewivew'd you :3 a paper UwU that I shouwd not. +:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. +:3 SIWVIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that again. +JUWIA. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. +:3 SIWVIA. Thewe, :33 howd! +I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO winyes. +I xDD knyow uWu they awe ^w^ stuff'd with OwO pwotestations, +And :33 fuww >_> of :3 nyew-found oaths, ;;w;; which ^.^ he wuw >_< bweak +UwU As easiwy as I ^-^ do >w< teaw his >w< papew. +JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he >_> sends >_> youw ladyship :3 this OwO wing. +:3 SIWVIA. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he >_> sends ^.^ it me; +>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard him uWu say :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times +His Juwia >_> gave ^.^ it him at his departure. +^-^ Though his false fingew ^.^ have x3 pwofan'd OwO the ;;w;; wing, +Minye uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do his Juwia OwO so >w< much ^.^ wwong. +JUWIA. She ^w^ thanks you. +:3 SIWVIA. What xDD say'st thou? +JUWIA. I :3 thank you, UwU madam, UwU that you >w< tendew :3 hew. +OwO Poow ^-^ gentwewoman, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ wwongs xDD hew ^w^ much. +:3 SIWVIA. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu hew? +JUWIA. >w< Awmost as ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, I ^-^ do uWu pwotest +:33 That I ^.^ have >_> wept :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu sevewaw x3 times. +:3 SIWVIA. Belike ^.^ she OwO thinks UwU that Pwoteus ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook :3 hew. +JUWIA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :33 doth, ÚwÚ and that's xDD hew cause >_> of sorrow. +:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< passing faiw? +JUWIA. She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO faiwew, UwU madam, than ^.^ she is. +When ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ think my ^w^ mastew :33 wov'd xDD hew well, +^.^ She, in my judgment, ÚwÚ was as fair as OwO you; +But >_< since ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyegwect xDD hew wooking-gwass +And >w< thwew xDD hew ÚwÚ sun-expewwing UwU mask ^w^ away, +The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath >w< stawv'd OwO the >w< woses in xDD hew x3 cheeks +And ^.^ pinch'd OwO the lily-tincture >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; face, +:33 That :3 nyow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack as :3 I. +:3 SIWVIA. OwO How taww ÚwÚ was uWu she? +JUWIA. About my ^w^ statuwe; uWu fow at ÚwÚ Pentecost, +When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pageants >_> of dewight ;;w;; wewe :3 pway'd, +Our xDD youth ^w^ got me ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the :3 woman's UwU pawt, +And I ÚwÚ was OwO twimm'd in ÚwÚ Madam xDD Juwia's UwU gown; +^w^ Which served me as ^.^ fit, uWu by >w< aww xDD men's ;;w;; judgments, +UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ gawment xDD had >_< been :3 made uWu fow me; +OwO Thewefowe I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is about my xDD height. +And at UwU that UwU time I :3 made xDD hew weep :3 a uWu good, +>_< Fow I >_> did xDD pway :3 a lamentable pawt. +^w^ Madam, 'twas Awiadnye ;;w;; passionying +>_< Fow Theseus' xDD pewjuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust fwight; +^w^ Which I OwO so lively acted with my ;;w;; teaws +:33 That my UwU poow mistress, ÚwÚ muvd ;;w;; thewewithaw, +^.^ Wept ^-^ bittewwy; ÚwÚ and would I UwU might >w< be UwU dead +>w< If I in ^w^ thought ;;w;; fewt ^.^ nyot xDD hew vewy sorrow. +:3 SIWVIA. She :3 is OwO behowding ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe uWu youth. +^.^ Awas, UwU poow >w< wady, desowate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weft! +I weep ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy wowds. +Here, youth, there :3 is my :3 puwse; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this +>_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet x3 mistwess' UwU sake, ^.^ because :3 thou lov'st :3 hew. +>w< Faweweww. Exit SIWVIA with ^-^ ATTENDANTS +JUWIA. And ^.^ she uWu shaww :3 thank you UwU fow't, ^-^ if e'ew you xDD knyow :3 hew. +OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ gentwewoman, mild ÚwÚ and >_> beautifuw! +I >w< hope my >_< mastew's suit uWu wiww >w< be uWu but cold, +x3 Since ^.^ she respects my x3 mistwess' love OwO so ^w^ much. +^.^ Awas, how love can twifwe with itself! +;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew picture; let me :3 see. I xDD think, +>w< If I xDD had such :3 a >w< tiwe, :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye +Were :33 fuww as UwU wuvwy as :3 is :3 this >_> of ÚwÚ hews; +And ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 paintew flatter'd xDD hew :3 a little, +>_< Unwess I fwattew with ^-^ mysewf xDD too ^w^ much. +Her >_< haiw :3 is >_> aubuwn, >_< minye :3 is pewfect yewwow; +>w< If UwU that >w< be >w< aww OwO the >_> diffewence in his love, +I'll >_< get me such :3 a colour'd pewiwig. +Her eyes awe :3 gwey as glass, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe mine; +>w< Ay, uWu but xDD hew UwU fowehead's wow, ÚwÚ and mine's as uWu high. +What shouwd ^.^ it >w< be UwU that ^.^ he respects in xDD hew +But I can ^-^ make >_> wespective in ÚwÚ mysewf, +>w< If :3 this OwO fond ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> bwinded OwO god? +^w^ Come, uWu shadow, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ;;w;; shadow uWu up, +>_< Fow 'tis >w< thy wivaw. :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ sensewess >_> fowm, +Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be wowshipp'd, ^-^ kiss'd, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ador'd! +And ;;w;; wewe there :33 sense in his idolatry +UwU My xDD substance shouwd >w< be >_> statue in >w< thy ÚwÚ stead. +I'll ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy uWu fow >w< thy x3 mistwess' UwU sake, +:33 That :33 us'd me >w< so; ^w^ ow ewse, uWu by OwO Juv I vow, +I shouwd ^.^ have scwatch'd >_< out >_> youw unseeing >_> eyes, +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew >_< out >_> of love with thee. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +UwU Miwan. An abbey + +x3 Entew uWu EGWAMOUW + +EGWAMOUW. The >_< sun begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the :3 westewn UwU sky, +And :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is about OwO the vewy hour +:33 That ^w^ Siwvia at Fwiaw xDD Patwick's cell shouwd ^.^ meet >_> me. +She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, uWu fow lovers >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^w^ houws +>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to come before theiw UwU time, +^w^ So >w< much uWu they xDD spuw theiw OwO expedition. + +x3 Entew SIWVIA + +^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. Lady, :3 a x3 happy ^.^ evenying! +:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! uWu Go OwO on, good OwO Egwamouw, +Out at OwO the ÚwÚ postewn uWu by OwO the abbey ;;w;; waww; +I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am attended uWu by >w< some >_< spies. +EGWAMOUW. OwO Feaw not. The fowest :3 is ^.^ nyot three leagues off; +>w< If ^-^ we >_< wecuvw UwU that, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ THUWIO, ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as SEBASTIAN + +x3 THUWIO. Sir Proteus, what :33 says ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I find xDD hew miwdew than ^.^ she ^-^ was; +And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ^-^ takes xDD exceptions at >_> youw ^.^ pewson. +x3 THUWIO. >_> What, UwU that my ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too UwU wong? +xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^-^ wittwe. +x3 THUWIO. I'll wear :3 a ^w^ boot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu somewhat rounder. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But love uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 spuww'd ^-^ to what ^.^ it UwU woathes. +x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my face? +xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 says ^.^ it :3 is :3 a fair ^w^ onye. +x3 THUWIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then, OwO the >_< wanton wies; my ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ bwack. +xDD PWOTEUS. But peawws awe ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying UwU is: +Bwack x3 men awe peawws in uWu beauteous ladies' OwO eyes. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis true, such peawws as >w< put >_< out ladies' ^w^ eyes; +>_< Fow I xDD had wathew :3 wink than ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ them. +x3 THUWIO. OwO How wikes ^.^ she my xDD discouwse? +xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Iww, when you talk >_> of waw. +x3 THUWIO. But ;;w;; weww when I :3 discouwse >_> of love ÚwÚ and peace? +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 bettew, :3 indeed, when you howd >_> youw ^-^ peace. +x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my :33 vawouw? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she makes nyo x3 doubt >_> of ;;w;; that. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she knows ^.^ it cowardice. +x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my >_> biwth? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww ^-^ dewiv'd. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] True; ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. +x3 THUWIO. >w< Considews ^.^ she my xDD possessions? +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and UwU pities ^.^ them. +x3 THUWIO. >_< Whewefowe? +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That such OwO an ;;w;; ass shouwd owe ^.^ them. +xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That uWu they awe >_< out uWu by ÚwÚ wease. +JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Duke. + +x3 Entew DUKE + +ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! how nyow, Thuwio! +^w^ Which >_> of you ^-^ saw Sir Egwamouw >_> of OwO wate? +x3 THUWIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. +xDD PWOTEUS. Nyow :3 I. +ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Saw you my ^.^ daughtew? +xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Nyeithew. +ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why then, +x3 She's xDD fwed x3 unto UwU that >_> peasant Valentine; +And Egwamouw :3 is in xDD hew :33 company. +^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow Fwiaw uWu Wawwence met them uWu both +UwU As ^.^ he in :3 penyance wandew'd OwO thwough OwO the forest; +:3 Him ^.^ he knew well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ guess'd UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 she, +But, being uWu mask'd, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; +UwU Besides, ^.^ she >_> did intend >_< confession +^.^ At xDD Patwick's cell :3 this ;;w;; even; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not. +^.^ These likelihoods ;;w;; confiwm xDD hew flight ^-^ fwom >_> hence; +:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to discouwse, +But x3 mount you presently, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with me +:3 Upon OwO the x3 wising >_> of OwO the ^.^ mountain foot +:33 That weads towawd x3 Mantua, :33 whithew uWu they awe ^-^ fwed. +^.^ Dispatch, ^w^ sweet gentlemen, ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. Exit +x3 THUWIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a peevish UwU giww +:33 That flies xDD hew >_> fowtunye when ^.^ it UwU fowwows :3 hew. +I'll aftew, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on Egwamouw +>w< Than uWu fow OwO the love >_> of reckless >_> Siwvia. Exit +xDD PWOTEUS. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe uWu fow Siwvia's love +>w< Than UwU hate >_> of OwO Egwamouw, UwU that :33 goes with :3 hew. Exit +JUWIA. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cross UwU that love +>w< Than UwU hate uWu fow Siwvia, UwU that :3 is gonye uWu fow wuv. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. The fowest + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ OUTWAWS with uWu SIWVA + +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, come. +Be patient; ^-^ we >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw captain. +:3 SIWVIA. OwO A ^w^ thousand ^-^ mowe >w< mischances than :3 this ^-^ onye +>_< Have ^w^ weawn'd me how ^-^ to ^.^ bwook :3 this patiently. +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, bwing xDD hew >_> away. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that ÚwÚ was with uWu hew? +x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Being ^.^ nyimbwe-footed, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu outwun >w< us, +But :33 Moyses ÚwÚ and Vawewius follow >_> him. +uWu Go :3 thou with xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the west ^-^ end >_> of OwO the uWu wood; +Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw captain; ^w^ we'ww follow him that's ^-^ fwed. +The ^-^ thicket :3 is >_< beset; ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ 'scape. +OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, I >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's >w< cave; +OwO Feaw not; ^.^ he uWu beaws OwO an honyouwabwe UwU mind, +And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a ^-^ woman lawlessly. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 O ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 this I >_> enduwe uWu fow thee! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest + +x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE + +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How ;;w;; use doth breed :3 a :33 habit in :3 a ^w^ man! +:3 This >_> shadowy :33 desewt, :3 unfwequented woods, +I better ^.^ bwook than flourishing peopled >_> towns. +;;w;; Hewe can I ^-^ sit xDD awonye, >_> unseen >_> of >_< any, +And ^-^ to OwO the nyightingawe's compwainying :3 nyotes +Tunye my OwO distwesses ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd my ÚwÚ woes. +:3 O :3 thou UwU that OwO dost ÚwÚ inhabit in my ^w^ bweast, +Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mansion OwO so wong tenantless, +OwO West, ;;w;; gwowing ruinous, OwO the :33 buiwding ^-^ faww +And xDD weave nyo memowy >_> of what ^.^ it ^.^ was! +Repair me with >w< thy presence, Silvia: +Thou gentwe :33 nymph, cherish >w< thy >w< fowwown swain. +What >_< hawwoing ÚwÚ and what :33 stiw :3 is :3 this uWu to-day? +^.^ These awe my mates, UwU that ^-^ make theiw wills theiw waw, +>_< Have >w< some OwO unhappy >_< passengew in ^-^ chase. +^.^ They love me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do +ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them ^-^ fwom >_< unciviw outwages. +ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, Valentine. >w< Who's :3 this comes hewe? +UwU [Steps aside] + +x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, SIWVIA, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as >w< Sebastian + +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you, +^-^ Though you >_< wespect ^.^ nyot >w< aught >_> youw ^-^ sewvant :33 doth, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd xDD wife, ÚwÚ and rescue you ^-^ fwom him +:33 That would ^.^ have fowc'd >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw wuv. +Vouchsafe uWu me, uWu fow my xDD meed, uWu but ^-^ onye fair look; +OwO A smaller >_< boon than :3 this I cannyot ^.^ beg, +And less than this, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, you cannyot >w< give. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam :3 is :3 this I UwU see ÚwÚ and ^-^ heaw! +UwU Wuv, lend me >_< patience ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 O miserable, OwO unhappy UwU that I am! +xDD PWOTEUS. Unhappy ;;w;; wewe you, UwU madam, ewe I :33 came; +But uWu by my UwU coming I ^.^ have :3 made you happy. +:3 SIWVIA. By >w< thy xDD appwoach :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me UwU most >_> unhappy. +JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] And uWu me, when ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^-^ to >_> youw presence. +:3 SIWVIA. Had I >_< been OwO seized uWu by :3 a x3 hungwy ;;w;; wion, +I would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the beast +>_< Wathew than ^.^ have false Pwoteus rescue >_> me. +:33 O, >w< heaven >w< be ;;w;; judge how I love ^w^ Vawentinye, +uWu Whose :3 wife's as >w< tendew ^-^ to me as my UwU souw! +And :33 fuww as xDD much, uWu fow ^-^ mowe there cannyot ^.^ be, +I ^-^ do detest fawse, :33 pewjuw'd :33 Pwoteus. +OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone; ÚwÚ sowicit me nyo more. +xDD PWOTEUS. What dangewous x3 action, ÚwÚ stood ^.^ it next ^-^ to >_< death, +Wouwd I ^.^ nyot undewgo uWu fow ^-^ onye UwU cawm :3 wook? +:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse in love, ÚwÚ and still approv'd, +When >w< women cannyot love xDD whewe they're bewov'd! +:3 SIWVIA. When Pwoteus cannyot love xDD whewe :33 he's bewov'd! +x3 Wead xDD uvw xDD Juwia's xDD heawt, >w< thy ^.^ fiwst :33 best love, +>_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou didst then rend >w< thy :3 faith +x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 those oaths +:33 Descended OwO into >_< pewjuwy, ^-^ to love >_> me. +Thou x3 hast nyo :3 faith weft nyow, unwess :33 thou'dst ^-^ two, +And that's :3 faw >_< wowse than ^.^ nyonye; better ^.^ have UwU nyonye +>w< Than ÚwÚ pwuwaw :33 faith, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu by ^w^ onye. +Thou >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue x3 fwiend! +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU In love, +OwO Who respects fwiend? +:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Aww x3 men uWu but :33 Pwoteus. +xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the gentwe spirit >_> of ^w^ moving uWu wowds +^w^ Can nyo uWu way >_> change you ^-^ to :3 a miwdew >_> fowm, +I'll ^w^ woo you >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, at UwU awms' end, +And love you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of love- x3 fowce ^.^ ye. +:3 SIWVIA. :3 O uWu heaven! +xDD PWOTEUS. I'll x3 fowce ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to my desire. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wuffian! let >w< go UwU that wude >_< unciviw OwO touch; +Thou fwiend >_> of OwO an i-iww fashion! +xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Vawentinye! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Thou ^w^ common OwO fwiend, that's ^-^ without :3 faith ^w^ ow love- +>_< Fow such :3 is :3 a fwiend UwU nyow; treacherous man, +Thou x3 hast ^-^ beguiw'd my xDD hopes; UwU nyought uWu but >_< minye eye +Could ^.^ have pewsuaded >_> me. Nyow I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say +I ^.^ have ^-^ onye fwiend ;;w;; awive: :3 thou wouldst disprove >_> me. +OwO Who shouwd >w< be twusted, when >_> onye's >_> own ^.^ wight hand +^-^ Is xDD pewjuwed ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bosom? Proteus, +I x3 am >_< sowwy I >w< must never xDD twust ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, +But ;;w;; count OwO the x3 wowwd :3 a ^w^ stwangew uWu fow >w< thy sake. +The pwivate x3 wound :3 is deepest. :3 O UwU time UwU most accuwst! +OwO 'Mongst >w< aww :33 foes UwU that :3 a fwiend shouwd >w< be OwO the worst! +xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt ;;w;; confounds >_> me. +uWu Fowgive uWu me, Valentine; ^-^ if >_< heawty UwU sowwow +Be :3 a uWu sufficient >_< wansom uWu fow offence, +I >w< tendew 't xDD hewe; I ^-^ do as ^.^ twuwy suffer +UwU As e'ew I >_> did ^w^ commit. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then I x3 am :33 paid; +And UwU once UwU again I ^-^ do weceive ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. +OwO Who uWu by ^w^ wepentance :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied +^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> of >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, uWu fow ^.^ these awe pleas'd; +By :3 penyitence th' Etewnyaw's ÚwÚ wwath's ^w^ appeas'd. +And, UwU that my love ^-^ may :3 appeaw ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, +^-^ Aww UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< minye in ^w^ Siwvia I ^w^ give thee. +JUWIA. :3 O me xDD unhappy! [Swoons] +xDD PWOTEUS. Wook ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ boy. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, :33 boy! >_> why, OwO wag! how nyow! +What's OwO the matter? Wook up; speak. +JUWIA. :3 O good ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mastew OwO chawg'd me ^-^ to x3 dewivew :3 a ring ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam +Siwvia, which, >_< out >_> of my xDD nyegwect, ÚwÚ was never >w< donye. +xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ;;w;; wing, x3 boy? +JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; :3 this :3 is it. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! let me :3 see. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the ring I >_> gave ^-^ to xDD Juwia. +JUWIA. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >w< mistook; +:3 This :3 is OwO the ring you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Siwvia. +xDD PWOTEUS. But how xDD cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this ring? +^.^ At my xDD depawt I >_> gave :3 this x3 unto xDD Juwia. +JUWIA. And Juwia x3 hewsewf >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it me; +And Juwia x3 hewsewf ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^.^ it hithew. +xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! ^w^ Juwia! +JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew UwU that >_> gave ^-^ aim ^-^ to >w< aww >w< thy oaths, +And >w< entewtain'd >w< 'em >_< deepwy in xDD hew ÚwÚ heawt. +OwO How ^w^ oft x3 hast :3 thou with xDD pewjuwy cleft OwO the ^w^ woot! +:3 O Proteus, let :3 this :33 habit ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee bwush! +Be :3 thou asham'd UwU that I ^.^ have took x3 upon me +Such OwO an immodest waiment- ^-^ if ÚwÚ shame live +UwU In :3 a disguise >_> of wuv. +^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wessew blot, x3 modesty xDD finds, +xDD Women ^-^ to >_> change theiw >_> shapes than x3 men theiw minds. +xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Than x3 men theiw OwO minds! 'tis true. :3 O UwU heaven, ;;w;; wewe man +But x3 constant, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 pewfect! :33 That ^-^ onye error +Fiwws him with faults; makes him run OwO thwough >w< aww th' x3 sins: +Inconstancy ^.^ fawws x3 off ewe ^.^ it x3 begins. +What :3 is in Siwvia's ;;w;; face uWu but I ^-^ may UwU spy +Mowe ^.^ fwesh in xDD Juwia's with :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 eye? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 a hand ^-^ fwom >_> eithew. +>_> Wet me >w< be bwest ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this x3 happy ^-^ cwose; +'Twewe ^-^ pity two such fwiends shouwd >w< be wong foes. +xDD PWOTEUS. Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, UwU heaven, I ^.^ have my ^w^ wish uWu fow ever. +JUWIA. And I x3 minye. + +x3 Entew OUTWAWS, with DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO + +xDD OUTWAW. OwO A prize, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 Fowbeaw, forbear, I ^w^ say; ^.^ it :3 is my lord OwO the >_> Duke. +Your OwO Gwace :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a man >_> disgwac'd, +Banyished Valentine. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir >_> Vawentinye! +x3 THUWIO. Yondew :3 is Siwvia; ÚwÚ and Siwvia's x3 minye. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Thuwio, ^w^ give ^w^ back, ^w^ ow ewse ^w^ embwace >w< thy ^w^ death; +Come ^.^ nyot within OwO the measuwe >_> of my >_> wwath; +Do ^.^ nyot name ^w^ Siwvia :3 thinye; ^-^ if UwU once uWu again, +Vewonya uWu shaww ^.^ nyot howd thee. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she ^-^ stands +;;w;; Take uWu but UwU possession >_> of xDD hew with :3 a ^w^ touch- +I dare ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to bweathe x3 upon my wuv. +x3 THUWIO. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU hew, I; +I howd him uWu but :3 a OwO foow UwU that uWu wiww endanger +His ÚwÚ body uWu fow :3 a UwU giww UwU that loves him not. +I OwO cwaim xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ she :3 is >w< thinye. +ÚwÚ DUKE. The ^-^ mowe >w< degenyewate ÚwÚ and base art :3 thou +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make such :3 means uWu fow xDD hew as :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye +And xDD weave xDD hew uWu on such ^w^ swight ÚwÚ conditions. +Nyow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my ancestry, +I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appwaud >w< thy ^.^ spiwit, ^w^ Vawentinye, +And ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy >_> of OwO an ^-^ empwess' wuv. +xDD Knyow then, I here ^-^ fowget >w< aww fowmew ^.^ gwiefs, +>_< Cancew >w< aww grudge, repeal ÚwÚ thee UwU home uWu again, +>w< Pwead :3 a OwO nyew OwO state in >w< thy >_< unwivaww'd merit, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which I ;;w;; thus :3 subscwibe: Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, +Thou art :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww deriv'd; +;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< thy Siwvia, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast deserv'd :3 hew. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I :3 thank >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; hath :3 made me happy. +I :3 nyow uWu beseech you, uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU sake, +ÚwÚ To gwant ^-^ onye >_< boon UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask >_> of you. +ÚwÚ DUKE. I gwant ^.^ it uWu fow UwU thinye own, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it UwU be. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ These banish'd ^-^ men, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ withaw, +uWu Awe x3 men UwU endu'd with >w< wowthy quawities; +uWu Fowgive them what uWu they ^.^ have committed ;;w;; hewe, +And let them >w< be >_< wecaww'd ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; exiwe: +^.^ They awe ^w^ wefowmed, civiw, :33 fuww >_> of uWu good, +And x3 fit uWu fow gweat employment, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou x3 hast pwevaiw'd; I pawdon ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and thee; +xDD Dispose >_> of them as :3 thou uWu knyow'st theiw uWu desewts. +^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO incwude >w< aww x3 jaws +x3 With triumphs, mirth, ÚwÚ and x3 wawe >w< sowemnyity. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And, as ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk awong, I dare >w< be bowd +x3 With ^-^ ouw :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to smile. +What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this x3 page, my UwU wowd? +ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; hath OwO gwace in him; ^.^ he bwushes. +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my wowd- ^-^ mowe OwO gwace than ÚwÚ boy. +ÚwÚ DUKE. What UwU mean you uWu by UwU that :3 saying? +;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll tell you as ^-^ we xDD pass awong, +:33 That you uWu wiww wonder what ;;w;; hath fortuned. +^w^ Come, Proteus, 'tis >_> youw :3 penyance uWu but ^-^ to hear +The story >_> of >_> youw loves ^w^ discuvwed. +:33 That >_< donye, ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be yours; +>_< Onye >w< feast, ^-^ onye OwO house, ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw happiness! >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +1611 + +OwO THE OwO WINTEW'S TALE + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae + +LEONTES, UwU King >_> of Sicilia +MAMIWWIUS, his UwU son, OwO the x3 young Prince >_> of Sicilia +ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, lord >_> of Sicilia +>_< ANTIGONyUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +CWEOMENyES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +xDD DION, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " +:3 POWIXENyES, UwU King >_> of ^-^ Bohemia +xDD FWOWIZEW, his UwU son, Prince >_> of ^-^ Bohemia +>_< AWCHIDAMUS, :3 a lord >_> of ^-^ Bohemia +OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, weputed fathew >_> of UwU Pewdita +>w< CWOWN, his :3 son +>_> AUTOWYCUS, :3 a wogue +OwO A OwO MAWINyEW +OwO A GAOLER +^-^ TIME, as Chowus + +HERMIONE, Queen ^-^ to Leontes +^.^ PEWDITA, daughter ^-^ to Leontes ÚwÚ and Hermione +^w^ PAUWINyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ^w^ Antigonyus +EMIWIA, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen +^.^ MOPSA, uWu shephewdess +DOWCAS, ^w^ " + +Other >w< Wowds, Gentwemen, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, :33 Sewvants, Shepherds, +x3 Shephewdesses + +SCENyE: +Sicilia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bohemia + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew :33 CAMIWWO ÚwÚ and AWCHIDAMUS + +ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If you uWu shaww uWu chance, Camiwwo, ^-^ to >w< visit >w< Bohemia, uWu on OwO the +>_< wike >w< occasion xDD wheweon my services awe :3 nyow uWu on ^.^ foot, you uWu shaww >_> see, +as I ^.^ have said, gweat >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt ^-^ ouw ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ and >_> youw +Siciwia. +CAMIWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 this UwU coming uWu summew OwO the UwU King >_> of Sicilia :3 means ^-^ to +pay ^-^ Bohemia OwO the visitation ;;w;; which ^.^ he justly ÚwÚ owes >_> him. +ARCHIDAMUS. OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment uWu shaww ÚwÚ shame OwO us ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be +^w^ justified in ^-^ ouw :33 wuvs; uWu fow ^-^ indeed- +CAMIWWO. ^-^ Beseech :3 you- +ARCHIDAMUS. Verily, I speak ^.^ it in OwO the freedom >_> of my knowledge: ^-^ we +cannyot with such magnificence, in OwO so >w< wawe- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to +>w< say. We uWu wiww ^w^ give you sweepy :3 dwinks, UwU that >_> youw ^w^ senses, +unyintewwigent >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD insufficience, >w< may, >w< though uWu they cannyot +UwU pwaise >w< us, as wittwe :3 accuse ÚwÚ us. +CAMIWWO. You pay :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw xDD too dear uWu fow ^w^ what's >w< given fweewy. +ARCHIDAMUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I speak as my understanding ;;w;; instwucts me +ÚwÚ and as >_< minye xDD honyesty ^-^ puts ^.^ it ^-^ to uttewance. +CAMIWWO. Sicilia cannyot show ^-^ himsewf x3 uvwkind ^-^ to ^.^ Bohemia. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe +>w< twain'd >_> togethew in theiw childhoods; ÚwÚ and there wooted ;;w;; betwixt +them then such OwO an xDD affection ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose uWu but branch OwO nyow. +x3 Since theiw ^-^ mowe mature ^.^ dignyities ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw ^-^ nyecessities :3 made +ÚwÚ sepawation >_> of theiw >_> society, theiw UwU encountews, >w< though ^.^ nyot +personal, ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ woyawwy attorneyed with ^w^ intewchange >_> of ÚwÚ gifts, +:3 wettews, :33 woving UwU embassies; UwU that uWu they ^.^ have >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< be togethew, +>w< though absent; shook x3 hands, as xDD uvw :3 a vast; ÚwÚ and >_< embwac'd as ^.^ it +;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ends >_> of >_< opposed ÚwÚ winds. The uWu heavens continue theiw +loves! +ARCHIDAMUS. I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; mawice ^w^ ow +matter ^-^ to x3 awtew it. You ^.^ have OwO an unspeakabwe comfort >_> of >_> youw x3 young +Prince :3 Mamiwwius; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest pwomise UwU that +>w< evew came OwO into my >_< nyote. +CAMIWWO. I vewy ;;w;; weww agree with you in OwO the OwO hopes >_> of >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a +x3 gawwant x3 chiwd; ^-^ onye UwU that >_< indeed ^-^ physics OwO the :3 subject, makes ^.^ owd +hearts >_< fwesh; uWu they UwU that went uWu on >_> cwutches ewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown desiwe +ÚwÚ yet theiw life ^-^ to UwU see him :3 a xDD man. +ARCHIDAMUS. Wouwd uWu they ewse >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^.^ die? +CAMIWWO. uWu Yes; ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu othew ;;w;; excuse x3 why uWu they shouwd desiwe +^-^ to wive. +ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If OwO the UwU King xDD had nyo UwU son, uWu they would desiwe ^-^ to live uWu on +>_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ onye. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Nyinye x3 changes >_> of OwO the wat'wy star ;;w;; hath >_< been +The shephewd's ^-^ nyote >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have weft ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye +Without :3 a burden. Time as wong UwU again +Wouwd >w< be fill'd uWu up, my :33 bwothew, with ^-^ ouw :3 thanks; +And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we shouwd uWu fow >_< pewpetuity +uWu Go x3 hence in UwU debt. And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike :3 a ciphew, +>_> Yet standing in rich place, I ;;w;; muwtipwy +x3 With ^-^ onye x3 'We :3 thank uWu you' many ^-^ thousands uWu moe +:33 That >w< go before it. +xDD WEONTES. uWu Stay >_> youw ^w^ thanks :3 a ^w^ whiwe, +And pay them when you pawt. +OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Siw, that's >w< to-mowwow. +I x3 am ^.^ question'd uWu by my ^-^ feaws >_> of what ^-^ may uWu chance +Ow breed x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 absence, UwU that ^-^ may blow +:3 Nyo ^-^ snyeaping x3 winds at home, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu say +>_< 'This :3 is >w< put :3 fowth xDD too truly.' UwU Besides, I ^.^ have :33 stay'd +ÚwÚ To tire >_> youw royalty. +xDD WEONTES. We awe >_< toughew, :33 bwothew, +>w< Than you can >w< put OwO us to't. +OwO POWIXENyES. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. +xDD WEONTES. >_< Onye sev'nyight longer. +OwO POWIXENyES. Very UwU sooth, >w< to-mowwow. +xDD WEONTES. >w< We'ww part OwO the UwU time between's then; ÚwÚ and in UwU that +I'll nyo >w< gainsaying. +OwO POWIXENyES. Press me ;;w;; nyot, uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ so. +Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue UwU that moves, x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, +^w^ So >_> soon as x3 youws :33 couwd ^.^ win >_> me. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd nyow, +Were there necessity in >_> youw UwU wequest, although +'Twewe :3 nyeedfuw I ;;w;; denyied it. UwU My affairs +Do x3 even drag me homewawd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :33 hindew +Were in >_> youw love :3 a x3 whip ^-^ to me; my stay +ÚwÚ To you :3 a chawge ÚwÚ and xDD twoubwe. ÚwÚ To :33 save ^.^ both, +Faweweww, ^-^ ouw brother. +xDD WEONTES. Tongue-tied, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Queen? ^w^ Speak you. +xDD HEWMIONyE. I xDD had thought, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have held my xDD peace xDD untiw +You xDD had :33 dwawn oaths ^-^ fwom him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> stay. :3 You, ;;w;; siw, +:33 Chawge him xDD too uWu cowdwy. >_> Teww him you awe ^w^ suwe +^-^ Aww in UwU Bohemia's ^-^ weww- :3 this satisfaction +The OwO by-gonye :3 day ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. Say :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ him, +>w< He's beat ^-^ fwom his :33 best :33 wawd. +xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Weww said, ;;w;; Hewmionye. +xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see his :3 son ;;w;; wewe OwO stwong; +But let him uWu say OwO so then, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go; +But let him uWu sweaw so, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay; +>w< We'ww >_< thwack him x3 hence with distaffs. +uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Yet >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 pwesence I'll +adventuwe OwO the borrow >_> of :3 a >_< week. When at ^-^ Bohemia +You UwU take my lord, I'll ^w^ give him my :33 commission +ÚwÚ To let him there :3 a month >_> behind OwO the ^w^ gest +uWu Pwefix'd UwU fow's parting.- xDD Yet, good deed, Leontes, +I love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO jaw o' th' ^w^ cwock >_> behind +What wady ^.^ she xDD hew OwO wowd.- You'll stay? +OwO POWIXENyES. No, ÚwÚ madam. +xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you x3 wiww? +OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, xDD vewiwy. +xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Vewiwy! +You >w< put me x3 off with limber ;;w;; vows; uWu but OwO I, +^-^ Though you would >w< seek x3 t' ;;w;; unsphewe OwO the x3 staws with oaths, +;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet uWu say >_< 'Siw, nyo ^w^ going.' Verily, +You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go; :3 a lady's ^w^ 'vewiwy' :3 is +UwU As potent as :3 a ^w^ wowd's. uWu Wiww >w< go :3 yet? +x3 Fowce me ^-^ to ^-^ keep you as :3 a pwisonyew, +:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_< guest; OwO so you uWu shaww pay >_> youw fees +When you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw :33 thanks. OwO How uWu say you? +UwU My pwisonyew ^w^ ow my guest? By >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ 'vewiwy,' +>_< Onye >_> of them you uWu shaww UwU be. +OwO POWIXENyES. Your guest, then, UwU madam: +ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw pwisonyew shouwd :3 impowt UwU offending; +^w^ Which :3 is uWu fow me less :33 easy ^-^ to commit +>w< Than you ^-^ to xDD punyish. +xDD HEWMIONyE. :3 Nyot >_> youw gaowew then, +But >_> youw OwO kind. h-hostess. ^w^ Come, I'll xDD question you +x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's tricks ÚwÚ and x3 youws when you ;;w;; wewe >_< boys. +You ;;w;; wewe pwetty ^-^ wowdings OwO then! +OwO POWIXENyES. We OwO wewe, fair uWu Queen, +>w< Two lads UwU that ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ mowe >_> behind +But such :3 a :3 day to-morrow as UwU to-day, +And ^-^ to >w< be :3 boy >_> etewnyaw. +xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot my lord +The ^w^ vewiew wag o' th' two? +OwO POWIXENyES. We ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ twinn'd lambs UwU that >_> did ^w^ fwisk >w< i' th' >_< sun +And OwO bweat OwO the ^-^ onye at th' other. What ^-^ we >_< chang'd +>_> Was >w< innyocence uWu fow innocence; ^-^ we knew ^.^ nyot +The OwO doctwinye >_> of ^w^ iww-doing, :3 nyow :33 dweam'd +:33 That ^-^ any ÚwÚ did. Had ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU that xDD wife, +And ^-^ ouw uWu weak uWu spiwits :33 nye'ew >_< been highew rear'd +x3 With stronger blood, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have xDD answew'd >w< heaven +Boldly >_> 'Nyot ^w^ guiwty,' OwO the uWu imposition ;;w;; cweaw'd +>_> Heweditawy ^-^ ouws. +xDD HEWMIONyE. By :3 this ^-^ we x3 gathew +You ^.^ have twipp'd since. +OwO POWIXENyES. :3 O my UwU most xDD sacwed >w< wady, +:3 Temptations ^.^ have >_< since then >_< been :3 bown ^-^ to >w< 's, uWu fow +UwU In x3 those unfledg'd >_< days ÚwÚ was my UwU wife :3 a girl; +Your pwecious uWu sewf xDD had then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the eyes +x3 Of my x3 young xDD pwayfewwow. +xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Gwace ^-^ to boot! +x3 Of :3 this ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; concwusion, west you uWu say +Your queen ÚwÚ and I awe deviws. xDD Yet, >w< go OwO on; +^-^ Th' offences ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ do ^w^ we'ww ^-^ answew, +>w< If you ^.^ fiwst :3 sinn'd with >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU that with OwO us +You >_> did continue UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that you ÚwÚ swipp'd ^.^ nyot +x3 With ^-^ any uWu but with ÚwÚ us. +xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is ^.^ he xDD won :3 yet? +xDD HEWMIONyE. He'll ÚwÚ stay, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. ^.^ At my xDD wequest ^.^ he would not. +Hewmionye, my ÚwÚ deawest, :3 thou never >_< spok'st +ÚwÚ To better uWu puwpose. +xDD HEWMIONyE. Nyevew? +xDD WEONTES. uWu Nyevew uWu but ^-^ once. +xDD HEWMIONyE. >_< What! >_< Have I ^w^ twice ^w^ said uWu weww? When >_> was't UwU befowe? +I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me; UwU cwam's with :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and ^.^ make's +UwU As UwU fat as ^w^ tame ;;w;; things. >_< Onye good deed ^.^ dying tonguewess +^w^ Swaughtews :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ waiting x3 upon ;;w;; that. +Our ^.^ pwaises awe ^-^ ouw wages; you ^-^ may ^w^ wide's +x3 With ^-^ onye ^.^ soft ÚwÚ kiss :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs ewe +x3 With xDD spuw ^-^ we heat OwO an ^w^ acwe. But ^-^ to th' xDD goaw: +UwU My last good deed ÚwÚ was ^-^ to entweat his stay; +What ÚwÚ was my first? ^w^ It >_> has OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; sistew, +Ow I >_> mistake you. :33 O, would xDD hew name ;;w;; wewe Grace! +But UwU once before I xDD spoke ^-^ to th' puwpose- W-When? +;;w;; Nyay, let me have't; I UwU wong. +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was when +>_< Thwee :33 cwabbed ^.^ months xDD had x3 souw'd themsewves ^-^ to >_< death, +Ewe I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee open >w< thy >_> white hand +And cwap thyself my :33 wuv; then didst :3 thou xDD uttew +OwO 'I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow ^-^ evew.' +xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ 'Tis OwO Gwace :3 indeed. +ÚwÚ Why, :33 wo you nyow, I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to th' OwO puwpose twice: +The ^-^ onye uWu fow >w< evew :33 eawn'd :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ husband; +^-^ Th' uWu othew uWu fow >w< some >_< whiwe :3 a >w< fwiend. +[Giving xDD hew hand ^-^ to POLIXENES] +xDD WEONTES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too hot, xDD too hot! +ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe friendship :3 faw :3 is ;;w;; mingwing ÚwÚ bwoods. +I ^.^ have twemow cowdis uWu on me; my OwO heawt dances, +But ^.^ nyot uWu fow joy, ^.^ nyot OwO joy. :3 This >_> entewtainment +May :3 a free ;;w;; face >w< put OwO on; derive :3 a ;;w;; wibewty +From x3 heawtinyess, ^-^ fwom x3 bounty, :33 fewtiwe ^.^ bosom, +And ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the agent. 'T >w< may, I >_> gwant; +But ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ paddwing pawms ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinching ^w^ fingews, +UwU As :3 nyow uWu they awe, ÚwÚ and :33 making practis'd >_> smiwes +UwU As in :3 a :3 wooking-gwass; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< sigh, as 'twere +The >_> mowt o' th' deer. :33 O, UwU that :3 is >_> entewtainment +UwU My uWu bosom wikes ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow my :33 bwows! >w< Mamiwwius, +Awt :3 thou my x3 boy? +MAMILLIUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. uWu I' OwO fecks! +ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> bawcock. >_< What! x3 hast >w< smutch'd >w< thy nyose? +^.^ They uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< copy >_< out >_> of x3 minye. ^w^ Come, x3 Captain, +We >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyeat- ^.^ nyot nyeat, uWu but >w< cweanwy, uWu Captain. +And ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_< steew, OwO the OwO heifew, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< cawf, +uWu Awe >w< aww xDD caww'd >w< nyeat.- OwO Stiww >_> viwginyawwing +:3 Upon his pawm?- OwO How nyow, you >_< wanton >w< cawf, +Awt :3 thou my ^w^ cawf? +MAMILLIUS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if you wiww, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. Thou :33 want'st :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ pash ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 shoots UwU that I x3 have, +ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww >_< wike me; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say ^-^ we awe +>w< Awmost as >_< wike as eggs. xDD Women uWu say so, +:33 That uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; anything. But ;;w;; wewe uWu they false +UwU As o'er-dy'd >w< bwacks, as wind, as >_< watews- false +UwU As dice awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 wish'd uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that :3 fixes +:3 Nyo ÚwÚ bouwn :33 'twixt his ÚwÚ and mine; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it OwO twue +ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 this :3 boy ;;w;; wewe >_< wike >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 siw x3 page, +Wook uWu on me with >_> youw welkin >w< eye. ^.^ Sweet viwwain! +uWu Most ÚwÚ deaw'st! my collop! ^w^ Can >w< thy x3 dam?- x3 may't x3 be? +uWu Affection! >w< thy UwU intention ;;w;; stabs OwO the UwU centwe. +Thou OwO dost ^-^ make possibwe >w< things ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hewd, +x3 Communyicat'st with xDD dweams- how can :3 this ÚwÚ be?- +x3 With ^w^ what's >w< unweaw :3 thou ^w^ coactive :3 awt, +And UwU fewwow'st nothing. ;;w;; Then 'tis vewy :33 cwedent +Thou uWu mayst :33 co-join with UwU something; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 dost- +And UwU that uWu beyond x3 commission; ÚwÚ and I find it, +And UwU that ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of my >w< bwains +And hard'ning >_> of my OwO bwows. +OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 means >_< Siciwia? +xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ He xDD something uWu seems unsettled. +OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, my wowd! +What cheer? OwO How :3 is't with you, :33 best xDD bwothew? +xDD HEWMIONyE. You ÚwÚ wook +UwU As ^-^ if you held :3 a uWu bwow >_> of >w< much distwaction. +uWu Awe you mov'd, my UwU wowd? +xDD WEONTES. No, in good earnest. +OwO How ^.^ sometimes ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww :33 betway :3 its folly, +uWu Its :33 tendewnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make itsewf :3 a UwU pastime +ÚwÚ To x3 hawdew xDD bosoms! OwO Wooking uWu on OwO the >w< winyes +x3 Of my xDD boy's ;;w;; face, methoughts I >_> did recoil +:3 Twenty-thwee uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ^-^ mysewf unbweech'd, +UwU In my green OwO vewvet ^w^ coat; my dagger uWu muzzw'd, +Lest ^.^ it shouwd bite :3 its ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 pwuv, +UwU As :33 ownyaments ^w^ oft uWu do, xDD too dangewous. +OwO How ^-^ wike, :33 methought, I then ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this kernel, +:3 This squash, :3 this gentleman. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, +uWu Wiww you UwU take >_> eggs uWu fow monyey? +MAMILLIUS. No, my lord, I'll ^w^ fight. +xDD WEONTES. You x3 wiww? ÚwÚ Why, x3 happy man x3 be's dole! UwU My :33 bwothew, +uWu Awe you OwO so OwO fond >_> of >_> youw x3 young pwince as ^-^ we +Do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouws? +OwO POWIXENyES. >w< If at home, ;;w;; siw, +>w< He's >w< aww my exercise, my mirth, my matter; +Nyow my sworn OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and then >_< minye enemy; +UwU My xDD pawasite, my ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ statesman, all. +ÚwÚ He makes :3 a July's :3 day ^-^ showt as Decembew, +And with his >_< vawying :33 chiwdnyess cuwes in me +>_> Thoughts UwU that would OwO thick my bwood. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ So ^-^ stands :3 this squire +uWu Offic'd with >_> me. We two uWu wiww ^-^ wawk, my lord, +And xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu gwavew ÚwÚ steps. Hewmionye, +OwO How :3 thou lov'st OwO us show in ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wewcome; +>_> Wet what :3 is dear in :33 Siciwy >w< be ^.^ cheap; +>_< Nyext ^-^ to thyself ÚwÚ and my x3 young rover, :33 he's +Appawent ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. +xDD HEWMIONyE. >w< If you would >w< seek >w< us, +We awe x3 youws >w< i' th' >_< gawden. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ attend you thewe? +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own x3 bents >_< dispose OwO you; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO found, +Be you beneath OwO the ÚwÚ sky. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am angling nyow, +^-^ Though you pewceive me ^.^ nyot how I ^w^ give x3 winye. +uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! +OwO How ^.^ she howds OwO up OwO the neb, OwO the ;;w;; biww ^-^ to :3 him! +And ÚwÚ awms xDD hew with OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of :3 a UwU wife +ÚwÚ To xDD hew allowing ^w^ husband! + +>_< Exeunt :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +UwU Gonye awweady! +Inch-thick, ÚwÚ knyee-deep, o'ew head ÚwÚ and ears :3 a >_> fowk'd ^-^ onye! +Go, play, OwO boy, xDD pway; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and I +;;w;; Pway :33 too; uWu but OwO so disgrac'd :3 a UwU pawt, uWu whose xDD issue +uWu Wiww uWu hiss me ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and clamour +uWu Wiww >w< be my ^-^ knyeww. Go, play, OwO boy, play. Thewe ^.^ have :3 been, +Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, ;;w;; cuckowds ewe UwU nyow; +And many :3 a man there ;;w;; is, x3 even at :3 this >w< pwesent, +Nyow >_< whiwe I speak this, howds his UwU wife uWu by th' arm +:33 That wittwe OwO thinks ^.^ she >_> has >_< been OwO swuic'd :33 in's x3 absence, +And his xDD pond :3 fish'd uWu by his next uWu nyeighbouw, uWu by +Sir Smile, his xDD nyeighbouw. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 thewe's comfort ^w^ in't, +ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and x3 those ^w^ gates :3 open'd, +UwU As ÚwÚ minye, x3 against theiw uWu wiww. ;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww ^.^ despaiw +:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU wevowted x3 wives, OwO the x3 tenth >_> of :33 mankind +Wouwd >_> hang :3 themsewves. ^-^ Physic uWu fow't :33 thewe's ^.^ nyonye; +^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ bawdy planet, UwU that uWu wiww strike +:3 Whewe 'tis predominant; ÚwÚ and 'tis x3 pow'wfuww, ÚwÚ think it, +From east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and south. Be ^.^ it :33 concwuded, +:3 Nyo barricado uWu fow :3 a >_> bewwy. ^.^ Knyow't, +^w^ It uWu wiww let in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the enemy +x3 With x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage. >_> Many ^w^ thousand on's +>_< Have OwO the disease, ÚwÚ and feel't not. OwO How nyow, :33 boy! +MAMILLIUS. I x3 am >_< wike you, uWu they >w< say. +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< some uWu comfowt. +>_< What! :33 Camiwwo thewe? +CAMIWWO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. uWu Go play, :3 Mamiwwius; thou'rt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. +Exit >_< MAMIWWIUS +Camiwwo, :3 this gweat x3 siw uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet stay longer. +CAMIWWO. You xDD had >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make his OwO anchow howd; +When you UwU cast out, ^.^ it still came UwU home. +xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst ^-^ nyote it? +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot stay at >_> youw petitions; :3 made +His ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe UwU matewiaw. +xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst pewceive it? +^-^ [Aside] They'we here with me ;;w;; awweady; :33 whisp'wing, ÚwÚ wounding, +'Sicilia :3 is :3 a UwU so-fowth.' ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw gonye +When I uWu shaww ;;w;; gust ^.^ it last.- OwO How :3 came't, Camiwwo, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> did stay? +CAMIWWO. ^.^ At OwO the good Queen's ^w^ entweaty. +xDD WEONTES. ^.^ 'At OwO the x3 Queen's' :3 be't. ;;w;; 'Good' shouwd >w< be x3 pewtinyent; +But OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Was :3 this :3 taken +By ^-^ any understanding OwO pate uWu but thine? +>_< Fow >w< thy uWu conceit :3 is xDD soaking, uWu wiww dwaw in +Mowe than OwO the ^w^ common blocks. :3 Nyot UwU nyoted, :33 is't, +But >_> of OwO the >_< finyew OwO nyatuwes, uWu by >w< some sevewaws +x3 Of head-piece :33 extwaowdinyawy? Lower >_< messes +:3 Pewchance awe ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ puwbwind? ^.^ Say. +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Businyess, my UwU wowd? I ÚwÚ think UwU most undewstand +^-^ Bohemia ^w^ stays here longer. +xDD WEONTES. Ha? +CAMIWWO. :33 Stays here longer. +xDD WEONTES. >w< Ay, uWu but uWu why? +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ To xDD satisfy >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 entweaties +x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most >_< gwacious OwO mistwess. +xDD WEONTES. Satisfy +^-^ Th' :33 entweaties >_> of >_> youw :33 mistwess! UwU Satisfy! +>_> Wet UwU that ^w^ suffice. I ^.^ have UwU twusted ^.^ thee, Camiwwo, +x3 With >w< aww OwO the uWu nyeawest >w< things ^-^ to my xDD heawt, as ;;w;; weww +UwU My OwO chambew-counciws, whewein, UwU pwiest-wike, :3 thou +xDD Hast cleans'd my bosom- I ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ depawted +x3 Thy penitent uWu wefowm'd; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been +:3 Deceiv'd in >w< thy integrity, :33 deceiv'd +UwU In UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ÚwÚ so. +CAMIWWO. Be ^.^ it forbid, my wowd! +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To xDD bide ^w^ upon't: :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ honyest; ;;w;; ow, +>w< If :3 thou inclin'st UwU that >_< way, :3 thou art :3 a xDD cowawd, +^w^ Which :3 hoxes xDD honyesty ^.^ behind, OwO westwainying +From ^-^ couwse requir'd; ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou >w< must >w< be uWu counted +OwO A ^-^ sewvant gwafted in my uWu sewious twust, +And :3 thewein uWu nyegwigent; ^w^ ow ewse :3 a OwO foow +:33 That >w< seest :3 a uWu game >_> pway'd home, OwO the rich >_> stake ÚwÚ dwawn, +And ^-^ tak'st ^.^ it >w< aww uWu fow ÚwÚ jest. +CAMIWWO. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, +I ^-^ may >w< be nyegwigent, UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and feawfuw: +UwU In every ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these nyo man :3 is free +But UwU that his nyegwigence, his folly, feaw, +x3 Among OwO the >_< infinyite x3 doings >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, +>_< Sometime ^-^ puts fowth. UwU In >_> youw affaiws, my lord, +>w< If >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >_> wiwfuww-nyegwigent, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was my uWu fowwy; ^-^ if industwiouswy +I >_> pway'd OwO the fool, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my nyegwigence, +:3 Nyot weighing ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 end; ^-^ if >w< evew xDD feawfuw +ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a xDD thing xDD whewe I OwO the xDD issue doubted, +^.^ Wheweof OwO the >_> execution >_> did x3 cwy >_< out +uWu Against OwO the non-performance, 'twas :3 a ;;w;; feaw +^w^ Which ^w^ oft ;;w;; infects OwO the :33 wisest. ^w^ These, my lord, +uWu Awe such >_< awwow'd >_< infiwmities UwU that xDD honyesty +^-^ Is never free >_> of. But, uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, +Be :33 pwainyew with me; let me xDD knyow my ÚwÚ twespass +By :3 its >_> own :33 visage; ^-^ if I then deny it, +^.^ 'Tis UwU nyonye >_> of x3 minye. +xDD WEONTES. OwO Ha' ^.^ nyot you ^.^ seen, :33 Camiwwo- +But that's ÚwÚ past ^w^ doubt; you x3 have, ^w^ ow >_> youw eye-glass +^-^ Is ^-^ thickew than :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown- ^w^ ow heard- +>_< Fow ^-^ to :3 a >w< vision OwO so apparent wumouw +Cannyot >w< be uWu mute- ^w^ ow >w< thought- uWu fow cogitation +ÚwÚ Wesides ^.^ nyot in UwU that man UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot ^w^ think- +UwU My UwU wife :3 is x3 swippewy? >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO confess- +Ow ewse >w< be >_> impudentwy negative, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 nyow eyes :3 nyow ears :3 nyow >w< thought- then uWu say +UwU My :3 wife's :3 a uWu hobby-howse, ^-^ desewves :3 a name +UwU As :3 wank as ^-^ any >_> fwax-wench UwU that ^-^ puts ^-^ to +Before xDD hew twoth-pwight. Say't ÚwÚ and >_< justify't. +CAMIWWO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a xDD standew-by ^-^ to hear +UwU My x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess cwouded so, ^-^ without +UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; vengeance taken. :3 Shwew my >_< heawt! +You never xDD spoke what >_> did ÚwÚ become you less +>w< Than ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^.^ weitewate ;;w;; wewe xDD sin +UwU As ^-^ deep as UwU that, >w< though true. +xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is UwU whispewing :3 nyothing? +^-^ Is uWu weanying ^-^ cheek ^-^ to ^.^ cheek? ^-^ Is meeting >w< nyoses? +Kissing with ^-^ inside ^.^ wip? Stopping OwO the career +x3 Of laughter with :3 a >_< sigh?- :3 a ^-^ nyote infawwibwe +x3 Of breaking x3 honyesty. Horsing foot uWu on ^.^ foot? +>_< Skuwking in >_< cownyews? Wishing >_< cwocks ^-^ mowe ^w^ swift; +>_> Houws, UwU minyutes; ^w^ nyoon, midnight? And >w< aww eyes +Blind with OwO the :3 pin ÚwÚ and ^-^ web uWu but theirs, ;;w;; theiws only, +:33 That would >_> unseen >w< be :33 wicked- :3 is :3 this :3 nyothing? +ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww that's xDD in't :3 is OwO nyothing; +The covering OwO sky :3 is OwO nyothing; ^-^ Bohemia OwO nyothing; +UwU My :3 is OwO nyothing; :3 nyow nyothing ^.^ have ^.^ these >_> nyothings, +>w< If :3 this >w< be nothing. +CAMIWWO. Good my lord, >w< be x3 cuw'd +x3 Of :3 this OwO diseas'd ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and x3 betimes; +>_< Fow 'tis UwU most dangewous. +xDD WEONTES. Say ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis true. +CAMIWWO. No, no, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It >_> is; you >_< wie, you ^-^ wie. +I uWu say :3 thou wiest, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and I UwU hate thee; +Pronounce ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 gwoss wout, :3 a mindwess slave, +Ow ewse :3 a hovering :3 tempowizew UwU that +OwO Canst with UwU thinye eyes at UwU once UwU see good ÚwÚ and :33 eviw, +Incwinying ^-^ to them >_> both. Were my :3 wife's liver +OwO Infected as xDD hew xDD wife, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot live +The x3 wunnying >_> of ^-^ onye gwass. +CAMIWWO. OwO Who OwO does uWu hew? +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that weaws xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew ÚwÚ medaw, :33 hanging +About his neck, UwU Bohemia; who- ^-^ if I +Had ^-^ sewvants OwO twue about me UwU that x3 bawe eyes +ÚwÚ To UwU see alike >_< minye uWu honyouw as theiw ^w^ pwofits, +Their >_> own pawticuwaw ;;w;; thwifts, uWu they would ^-^ do UwU that +^w^ Which shouwd ;;w;; undo ^-^ mowe doing. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and thou, +His cupbearer- xDD whom I ^-^ fwom meaner fowm +>_< Have ^-^ bench'd ÚwÚ and rear'd ^-^ to :33 wowship; ^-^ who uWu mayst >_> see, +>w< Pwainwy as >w< heaven >_> sees :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> sees UwU heaven, +OwO How I x3 am ÚwÚ gaww'd- x3 mightst ;;w;; bespice :3 a ^w^ cup +ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_< minye enemy :3 a ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wink; +^w^ Which :3 dwaught ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe cordial. +CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, my lord, +I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and UwU that with nyo wash potion, +But with :3 a ling'ring ^.^ dwam UwU that shouwd ^.^ nyot wowk +OwO Mawiciouswy >_< wike :33 poison. But I cannyot +>_< Bewieve :3 this >_< cwack ^-^ to >w< be in my ;;w;; dwead mistress, +^w^ So sovereignly being honourable. +I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ^w^ thee- +xDD WEONTES. UwU Make UwU that >w< thy ^.^ question, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^w^ wot! +Dost ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so uWu muddy, OwO so :33 unsettwed, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint ^-^ mysewf in :3 this ;;w;; vexation; suwwy +The x3 puwity ÚwÚ and whitenyess >_> of my OwO sheets- +^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 is >w< sweep, ;;w;; which being >_> spotted +^-^ Is x3 goads, thorns, nettles, tails >_> of wasps; +>w< Give OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwood o' th' Pwince, my ^-^ son- +OwO Who I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and love as >_> minye- +Without wipe ^w^ moving ^-^ to :33 't? Wouwd I ^-^ do uWu this? +Could man OwO so bwench? +CAMIWWO. I >w< must believe you, sir. +I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ fow't; +UwU Pwovided UwU that, when :33 he's x3 wemov'd, >_> youw Highness +uWu Wiww UwU take UwU again >_> youw queen as x3 youws at :33 fiwst, +>_< Even uWu fow >_> youw son's OwO sake; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby uWu fow seawing +The uWu injuwy >_> of ^.^ tongues in couwts ÚwÚ and xDD kingdoms +Known ÚwÚ and xDD awwied ^-^ to ^w^ youws. +xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO dost :33 advise me +>_< Even OwO so as I >_< minye >_> own ^-^ couwse ^.^ have xDD set down. +I'll ^w^ give nyo >_< bwemish ^-^ to xDD hew xDD honyouw, none. +CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, +uWu Go then; ÚwÚ and with :3 a countenance as ;;w;; cweaw +UwU As friendship weaws at feasts, ^-^ keep with ^-^ Bohemia +And with >_> youw >w< queen. I x3 am his ÚwÚ cupbeawew; +>w< If ^-^ fwom me ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> whowesome OwO bevewage, +xDD Account me ^.^ nyot >_> youw sewvant. +xDD WEONTES. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ aww: +Do't, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my >_> heawt; +Do't ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou ÚwÚ spwit'st UwU thinye >w< own. +CAMIWWO. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem friendly, as :3 thou x3 hast UwU advis'd >_> me. Exit +CAMIWWO. :3 O xDD misewabwe ^-^ wady! But, uWu fow uWu me, +What UwU case ^.^ stand I OwO in? I >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 poisonyew +x3 Of good xDD Powixenyes; ÚwÚ and my gwound ^-^ to do't +^-^ Is OwO the :33 obedience ^-^ to :3 a master; ^-^ onye +Who, in webewwion with himself, uWu wiww ^.^ have +^-^ Aww UwU that awe his OwO so ^w^ too. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed, +UwU Pwomotion ;;w;; fowwows. >w< If I :33 couwd find example +x3 Of ^-^ thousands UwU that xDD had struck >_> anyointed kings +And flourish'd aftew, :3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; uWu but >_< since +Nyow xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow parchment, uWu beaws ^.^ nyot one, +>_> Wet viwwainy itsewf fowsweaw't. I >w< must +Fowsake OwO the couwt. ÚwÚ To UwU do't, ^w^ ow no, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain +ÚwÚ To me :3 a >w< bweak-nyeck. x3 Happy star UwU weign nyow! +;;w;; Hewe comes ^.^ Bohemia. + +x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES + +OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. x3 Methinks +UwU My :3 favouw here begins ^-^ to UwU wawp. :3 Nyot speak? +Good day, Camiwwo. +CAMIWWO. Hail, UwU most :33 woyaw :3 siw! +OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews >w< i' th' couwt? +CAMIWWO. None wawe, my :33 wowd. +OwO POWIXENyES. The UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu on him such :3 a countenance +UwU As ^.^ he xDD had lost >w< some province, ÚwÚ and :3 a region +UwU Wov'd as ^.^ he loves ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even :3 nyow I met him +x3 With >_< customawy compliment, when >_< he, +xDD Wafting his eyes ^-^ to th' contrary ÚwÚ and fawwing +OwO A x3 wip >_> of >w< much ^w^ contempt, ÚwÚ speeds ^-^ fwom me; +^w^ So leaves me ^-^ to consider what :3 is breeding +:33 That x3 changes ;;w;; thus his OwO mannyews. +CAMIWWO. I dare ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. +OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, dare :33 nyot! Do not. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot +Be >w< intewwigent ^-^ to x3 me? ^.^ 'Tis *shuffles closer* theweabouts; +>_< Fow, ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, what you ^-^ do >w< knyow, you xDD must, +And cannyot uWu say you dare not. Good Camiwwo, +Your >_< chang'd compwexions awe ^-^ to me :3 a >_< miwwow +^w^ Which >w< shows me >_< minye >_< chang'd :33 too; uWu fow I >w< must >w< be +OwO A party in :3 this alteration, >_< finding +Myself ;;w;; thus alter'd >w< with't. +CAMIWWO. Thewe :3 is :3 a sicknyess +^w^ Which ^-^ puts >w< some >_> of OwO us in distempew; uWu but +I cannyot name OwO the disease; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> caught +x3 Of you UwU that ÚwÚ yet awe :33 weww. +OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ How! >_> caught >_> of x3 me? +UwU Make me ^.^ nyot :3 sighted >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; +I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ^-^ thousands ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO sped OwO the better +By my >w< wegawd, uWu but xDD kiww'd UwU nyonye ÚwÚ so. :33 Camiwwo- +UwU As you awe cewtainwy :3 a ^w^ gentweman; theweto +:3 Cwewk-wike expewienc'd, ;;w;; which nyo less adowns +Our ^w^ gentwy than ^-^ ouw x3 pawents' x3 nyobwe nyames, +UwU In uWu whose >_< success ^-^ we awe gentwe- I uWu beseech you, +>w< If you xDD knyow >w< aught ;;w;; which OwO does >w< behuv my knowledge +Thereof ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ infowm'd, uWu impwison't ^.^ nyot +UwU In ^w^ ignyowant conceawment. +CAMIWWO. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< answew. +OwO POWIXENyES. OwO A sicknyess >_> caught >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu weww? +I >w< must >w< be answer'd. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, OwO Camiwwo? +I conjuwe ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of man +^w^ Which uWu honyouw OwO does UwU acknyowwedge, ^w^ wheweof OwO the :33 weast +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this suit >_> of ÚwÚ minye, UwU that :3 thou >w< decwawe +What x3 incidency :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ guess >_> of harm +^-^ Is ÚwÚ cweeping towawd me; how :3 faw OwO off, how nyeaw; +^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ to >w< be prevented, ^-^ if ^-^ to ^w^ be; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, how :33 best ^-^ to bear it. +CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww tell OwO you; +x3 Since I x3 am OwO chawg'd in xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and uWu by him +:33 That I ÚwÚ think honourable. OwO Thewefowe mark my counsew, +^w^ Which >w< must >w< be :3 ev'n as >w< swiftwy ^-^ fowwowed as +I UwU mean ^-^ to xDD uttew it, ^w^ ow uWu both yourself ÚwÚ and me +OwO Cwy lost, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< goodnyight. +OwO POWIXENyES. uWu On, good Camiwwo. +CAMIWWO. I x3 am appointed him ^-^ to murder you. +OwO POWIXENyES. By whom, OwO Camiwwo? +CAMIWWO. By OwO the King. +OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Fow ;;w;; what? +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He thinks, xDD nyay, with >w< aww >_< confidence ^.^ he UwU sweaws, +UwU As ^.^ he xDD had uWu seen 't ^w^ ow >_< been OwO an ^.^ instwument +ÚwÚ To OwO vice you to't, UwU that you ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd his queen +>_> Fowbiddenwy. +OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, then my :33 best UwU bwood xDD tuwn +ÚwÚ To OwO an ^.^ infected xDD jewwy, ÚwÚ and my name +Be yok'd with his UwU that >_> did :33 betway OwO the UwU Best! +OwO Tuwn then my freshest weputation ^-^ to +OwO A ÚwÚ savouw UwU that ^-^ may strike OwO the ;;w;; duwwest nyostwiw +:3 Whewe I >_< awwive, ÚwÚ and my xDD appwoach >w< be shunn'd, +;;w;; Nyay, hated UwU too, >_< wowse than OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ infection +:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ^w^ ow uWu wead! +CAMIWWO. OwO Sweaw his ^w^ thought xDD uvw +By OwO each pawticuwaw star in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and +By >w< aww theiw ^w^ infwuences, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww +^-^ Fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ sea uWu fow ^-^ to ^-^ obey OwO the ^-^ moon +UwU As ^w^ ow uWu by OwO oath wemuv ^w^ ow counsew >_< shake +The fabwic >_> of his folly, uWu whose foundation +^-^ Is piw'd x3 upon his :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu wiww continue +The standing >_> of his ÚwÚ body. +OwO POWIXENyES. OwO How shouwd :3 this gwow? +CAMIWWO. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe 'tis OwO safew ^-^ to +Avoid ^w^ what's UwU gwown than xDD question how 'tis uWu bown. +>w< If OwO thewefowe you dare xDD twust my ;;w;; honyesty, +:33 That :3 wies enclosed in :3 this twunk ;;w;; which you +:33 Shaww bear ÚwÚ awong ^.^ impawn'd, away to-nyight. +Your followers I uWu wiww whisper ^-^ to OwO the OwO businyess; +And wiww, uWu by OwO twos ÚwÚ and thwees, at uWu sevewaw x3 postewns, +Cweaw them o' th' :33 city. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, I'll >w< put +UwU My :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> youw UwU sewvice, ;;w;; which awe here +By :3 this discovery xDD wost. Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ uncewtain, +>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my parents, I +>_< Have UwU utt'wed OwO twuth; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you >w< seek ^-^ to :3 pwuv, +I dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^.^ by; :3 nyow uWu shaww you >w< be OwO safew +>w< Than ^-^ onye :33 condemn'd uWu by OwO the King's >_> own uWu mouth, UwU theweon +His >_> execution swown. +OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ thee: +I ^-^ saw his OwO heawt :33 in's face. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; +Be :33 piwot ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO pwaces uWu shaww +OwO Stiww UwU nyeighbouw x3 minye. UwU My ^-^ ships awe ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and +UwU My ^w^ peopwe >_> did OwO expect my x3 hence ^.^ depawtuwe +>w< Two >_< days uWu ago. :3 This jealousy +^-^ Is uWu fow :3 a pwecious >w< cweatuwe; as she's wawe, +Must ^.^ it >w< be OwO gweat; :3 and, as his person's >w< mighty, +Must ^.^ it >w< be uWu viowent; ÚwÚ and as ^.^ he OwO does >_< conceive +ÚwÚ He :3 is dishonour'd uWu by :3 a man ;;w;; which >w< evew +Profess'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_> why, his revenges >w< must +UwU In UwU that >w< be :3 made ^-^ mowe bitter. OwO Feaw o'ewshades >_> me. +Good ^-^ expedition >w< be my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and comfort +The >_< gwacious uWu Queen, part >_> of :3 this theme, uWu but nyothing +x3 Of his :33 iww-ta'en OwO suspicion! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Camiwwo; +I uWu wiww >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as :3 a fathew, ^-^ if +Thou ^.^ beaw'st my life x3 off ^-^ hence. >_> Wet OwO us OwO avoid. +CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is in >_< minye authowity ^-^ to xDD command +The keys >_> of >w< aww OwO the posterns. UwU Pwease >_> youw Highness +ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the urgent hour. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES + +xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Take OwO the :3 boy ^-^ to OwO you; ^.^ he OwO so twoubwes uWu me, +^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past uWu enduwing. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Come, my >_< gwacious lord, +:33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw playfellow? +MAMILLIUS. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of you. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, my ^w^ sweet UwU wowd? +MAMILLIUS. You'll ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ if +I ;;w;; wewe :3 a baby ^.^ stiww. I love you ^w^ bettew. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. And x3 why so, my UwU wowd? +MAMILLIUS. :3 Nyot uWu fow ^.^ because +Your uWu bwows awe bwackew; ÚwÚ yet bwack ^-^ bwows, uWu they ÚwÚ say, +>_> Become >w< some >w< women best; OwO so UwU that there >w< be ^.^ nyot +:3 Too >w< much >_< haiw there, uWu but in :3 a semicircle +Ow :3 a >_> hawf-moon :3 made with :3 a ^.^ pen. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. OwO Who OwO taught't uWu this? +MAMILLIUS. I ^w^ weawn'd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of women's >w< faces. ;;w;; Pway nyow, +What >w< cowouw awe >_> youw ^.^ eyebwows? +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^-^ Bwue, my :33 wowd. +MAMILLIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, that's :3 a >_> mock. I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a lady's nyose +:33 That >_> has >_< been >w< bwue, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< eyebwows. +OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Hawk >_< ye: +The Queen >_> youw mothew rounds >_< apace. We uWu shaww +Present ^-^ ouw services ^-^ to :3 a fine OwO nyew pwince +>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ you'd >_< wanton with >w< us, +>w< If ^-^ we would ^.^ have you. +x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. She :3 is UwU spwead >_> of ^.^ wate +x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ buwk. Good UwU time uWu encountew her! +xDD HEWMIONyE. What OwO wisdom OwO stiws ÚwÚ amongst you? ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow +I x3 am uWu fow you again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit uWu by >w< us, +And OwO teww's :3 a >_> tawe. +MAMILLIUS. OwO Mewwy ^w^ ow >_> sad x3 shaww't x3 be? +xDD HEWMIONyE. UwU As >_> mewwy as you uWu wiww. +MAMILLIUS. OwO A >_> sad tale's :33 best uWu fow winter. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye +x3 Of sprites ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gobwins. +xDD HEWMIONyE. Let's ^.^ have UwU that, good sir. +Come OwO on, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_> youw :33 best +ÚwÚ To OwO fwight me with >_> youw >_< spwites; >w< you'we ^.^ pow'wfuww at it. +MAMILLIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 man- +xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; then x3 on. +MAMILLIUS. ^-^ Dwewt uWu by :3 a chuwchyawd- I uWu wiww tell ^.^ it softly; +:33 Yond ;;w;; cwickets uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear it. +xDD HEWMIONyE. Come uWu on then, +And give't me in >_< minye OwO eaw. + +x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +xDD WEONTES. ^.^ he met thewe? his twain? :33 Camiwwo with OwO him? +OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Behind OwO the >_> tuft >_> of pines I met them; never +:33 Saw I x3 men ÚwÚ scouw OwO so uWu on theiw way. I ^w^ ey'd them +>_< Even ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ ships. +xDD WEONTES. OwO How bwest x3 am I +UwU In my ^.^ just censure, in my OwO twue opinyion! +Awack, uWu fow ^.^ wessew :33 knyowwedge! OwO How ;;w;; accuws'd +UwU In being OwO so bwest! Thewe ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the ^w^ cup +OwO A spider >_< steep'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^-^ may x3 dwink, x3 depawt, +And ÚwÚ yet partake nyo xDD venyom, uWu fow his knowledge +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO infected; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesent +^-^ Th' abhorr'd xDD ingwedient ^-^ to his eye, ^-^ make OwO knyown +OwO How ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, ^.^ he >_> cwacks his gorge, his :3 sides, +x3 With viowent ^.^ hefts. I ^.^ have >w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and uWu seen OwO the ^.^ spidew. +:33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was his ^w^ hewp in this, his pander. +Thewe :3 is :3 a plot x3 against my xDD wife, my >_< cwown; +x3 Aww's OwO twue UwU that :3 is mistrusted. :33 That false villain +x3 Whom I empwoy'd ÚwÚ was :33 pwe-empwoy'd uWu by him; +ÚwÚ He >_> has discuvw'd my design, ÚwÚ and I +Wemain :3 a ^.^ pinch'd uWu thing; ^-^ yea, :3 a vewy xDD twick +>_< Fow them ^-^ to xDD pway at uWu wiww. OwO How came OwO the ^w^ postewns +^w^ So easiwy >_> open? +OwO FIWST LORD. By his gweat authowity; +^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; hath nyo less ;;w;; pwevaiw'd than OwO so +uWu On >_> youw ^.^ command. +xDD WEONTES. I knyow't xDD too :33 weww. +>w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ boy. I x3 am ^.^ gwad you >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ nyuwse him; +^-^ Though ^.^ he OwO does bear >w< some signs >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ yet you +>_< Have xDD too >w< much UwU bwood in >_> him. +xDD HEWMIONyE. What :3 is uWu this? ^.^ Spowt? +xDD WEONTES. Beaw OwO the :3 boy >_> hence; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come about UwU hew; +:3 Away with him; ÚwÚ and let xDD hew uWu spowt x3 hewsewf +>_> [MAMIWWIUS :3 is wed :33 out] +x3 With UwU that she's xDD big UwU with- uWu fow 'tis ^.^ Powixenyes +xDD Has :3 made ÚwÚ thee sweww OwO thus. +xDD HEWMIONyE. But :3 I'd uWu say ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; nyot, +And I'll >w< be sworn you would believe my >_< saying, +^.^ Howe'ew you lean ^-^ to th' nyaywawd. +xDD WEONTES. :3 You, my x3 wowds, +Wook uWu on UwU hew, mark xDD hew ;;w;; weww; >w< be uWu but about +ÚwÚ To uWu say ÚwÚ 'She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> wady' ÚwÚ and +The :33 justice >_> of >_> youw hearts uWu wiww theweto :33 ad +^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity she's ^.^ nyot ^.^ honyest- honourable.' +^w^ Pwaise xDD hew uWu but uWu fow :3 this xDD hew without-door >_> fowm, +^w^ Which uWu on my :3 faith ^-^ desewves UwU high speech, ÚwÚ and straight +The shwug, OwO the >w< hum ^w^ ow xDD ha, ^.^ these :33 petty bwands +:33 That xDD cawumny doth ^w^ use- :33 O, I x3 am out!- +:33 That UwU mewcy does, uWu fow xDD cawumny uWu wiww >w< seaw +OwO Viwtue itself- ^.^ these ^-^ shwugs, ^.^ these >_> hum's ÚwÚ and ha's, +When you ^.^ have ^w^ said she's goodly, come >_> between, +Ewe you can uWu say she's :33 honyest. But be't ;;w;; knyown, +From him UwU that >_> has UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, +x3 She's OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. +xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Shouwd :3 a villain uWu say so, +The UwU most >_< wepwenyish'd villain in OwO the UwU wowwd, +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe as >w< much ^-^ mowe viwwain: you, my lord, +Do uWu but mistake. +xDD WEONTES. You ^.^ have ^-^ mistook, my >w< wady, +^.^ Powixenyes uWu fow ^w^ Weontes. :3 O :3 thou :3 thing! +^w^ Which I'll ^.^ nyot caww :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of >w< thy place, +Lest UwU bawbawism, :33 making me OwO the pwecedent, +;;w;; Shouwd :3 a >_< wike language ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< aww degrees +And >_< mannyewwy distinguishment xDD weave >_< out +ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the pwince ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. I ^.^ have ^w^ said +x3 She's OwO an OwO aduwtwess; I ^.^ have ^w^ said with uWu whom. +More, she's :3 a traitor; ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo :3 is +OwO A UwU fedewawy with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows +What ^.^ she shouwd ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 hewsewf +But with xDD hew UwU most :3 viwe ^-^ pwincipaw- UwU that she's +OwO A :3 bed-swewvew, x3 even as OwO bad as x3 those +:33 That vuwgaws ^w^ give bowd'st titwes; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_< pwivy +ÚwÚ To :3 this theiw ^.^ wate UwU escape. +xDD HEWMIONyE. No, uWu by my xDD wife, +Privy ^-^ to UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO How uWu wiww :3 this >w< gwieve you, +When you uWu shaww come ^-^ to clearer ^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that +You ;;w;; thus ^.^ have pubwish'd UwU me! ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, +You scarce can ^.^ wight me ^w^ thwoughwy then ^-^ to uWu say +You >_> did mistake. +xDD WEONTES. Nyo; ^-^ if I >_> mistake +UwU In x3 those foundations ;;w;; which I build OwO upon, +The ^-^ centwe :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD big enough ^-^ to bear +OwO A school-boy's top. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. +ÚwÚ He ^-^ who uWu shaww speak uWu fow xDD hew :3 is ^-^ afaw x3 off OwO guiwty +But UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; speaks. +xDD HEWMIONyE. There's >w< some i-iww ^w^ pwanyet weigns. +I >w< must >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ wook +x3 With OwO an aspect ^-^ mowe >_> favouwabwe. Good my x3 wowds, +I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< pwonye ^-^ to :3 weeping, as ^-^ ouw sex +Commonly :3 awe- OwO the UwU want >_> of ;;w;; which vain OwO dew +:3 Pewchance uWu shaww OwO dwy >_> youw UwU pities- uWu but I ^.^ have +:33 That honyouwabwe >w< gwief :33 wodg'd here ;;w;; which burns +UwU Wowse than ;;w;; teaws ^.^ dwown. ^-^ Beseech you aww, my x3 wowds, +x3 With >_> thoughts OwO so :33 quawified as >_> youw charities +:33 Shaww :33 best uWu instwuct you, measuwe me; ÚwÚ and OwO so +The King's uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pewfowm'd! +xDD WEONTES. uWu [To OwO the GUARD] :33 Shaww I >w< be >_< heawd? +xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that :33 goes with x3 me? ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ;;w;; highnyess +UwU My >w< women ^-^ may >w< be with uWu me, uWu fow you UwU see +UwU My plight xDD wequiwes it. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, good foows; +Thewe :3 is nyo cause; when you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ mistwess +xDD Has deserv'd x3 pwison, then :33 abound in ;;w;; teaws +UwU As I come out: :3 this >w< action I :3 nyow >w< go uWu on +^-^ Is uWu fow my better >_< gwace. Adieu, my :33 wowd. +I never :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see you uWu sowwy; :3 nyow +I xDD twust I shall. UwU My :3 women, x3 come; you ^.^ have weave. +xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ do ^-^ ouw uWu bidding; OwO hence! +>_< Exeunt HERMIONE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES +OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, caww OwO the Queen again. +ANTIGONUS. Be ÚwÚ cewtain what you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, west >_> youw :33 justice +uWu Pwuv ;;w;; viowence, in OwO the ;;w;; which three gweat ones suffew, +Yourself, >_> youw queen, >_> youw :33 son. +OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Fow UwU hew, my lord, +I dare my life uWu way >w< down- ÚwÚ and uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, +UwU Pwease you x3 t' accept >_> it- UwU that OwO the Queen :3 is >_> spotwess +uWu I' th' eyes >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 you- I UwU mean +UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which you :3 accuse :3 hew. +ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv +x3 She's uWu othewwise, I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ stabwes xDD whewe +I lodge my ^-^ wife; I'll >w< go in couples with UwU hew; +>w< Than when I ;;w;; feew ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew nyo farther xDD twust UwU hew; +>_< Fow every ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ woman in OwO the UwU wowwd, +>w< Ay, every ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ fwesh :3 is fawse, +>w< If ^.^ she UwU be. +xDD WEONTES. Hold >_> youw peaces. +OwO FIWST LORD. Good my wowd- +ANTIGONUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu fow you ^-^ we ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 ouwsewves. +You awe abus'd, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< some xDD puttew-on +:33 That uWu wiww >w< be :33 damn'd for't. Wouwd I knew OwO the viwwain! +I would wand-damn >_> him. Be ^.^ she >w< honyouw-fwaw'd- +I ^.^ have three ^-^ daughtews: OwO the ewdest :3 is ^w^ eweven; +The uWu second ÚwÚ and OwO the third, :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO five; +>w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv true, they'll pay uWu fow 't. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, +I'll geld >w< 'em uWu aww; fouwteen uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see +ÚwÚ To bwing false generations. ^.^ They awe co-heirs; +And I xDD had wathew :33 gwib ^-^ mysewf than uWu they +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> pwoduce fair >_< issue. +xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Cease; nyo more. +You smell :3 this ^-^ businyess with :3 a :33 sense as x3 cowd +UwU As :3 is :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's nose; uWu but I ^-^ do >_> see't ÚwÚ and feel't +UwU As you ;;w;; feew UwU doing ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU see withaw +The xDD instwuments UwU that feew. +ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, +We :3 nyeed nyo grave ^-^ to :33 buwy :3 honyesty; +There's ^.^ nyot :3 a gwain >_> of ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO sweeten +x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe >_> dungy xDD eawth. +xDD WEONTES. >_< What! >_> Wack I credit? +OwO FIWST LORD. I xDD had wathew you >_> did wack than OwO I, my lord, +:3 Upon :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ it would ^.^ content me +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew uWu honyouw OwO twue than >_> youw >_> suspicion, +Be >_< bwam'd uWu fow't how you ^-^ might. +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 nyeed ^-^ we +>_< Communye with you >_> of this, uWu but wathew follow +Our ^-^ fowcefuw instigation? Our prerogative +:3 Cawws ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ counsews; uWu but ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD goodnyess +Impawts ^.^ this; which, ^-^ if :3 you- ^w^ ow >w< stupified +Ow seeming OwO so in >_> skiww- cannyot ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +UwU Wewish :3 a >w< twuth >_< wike >w< us, infowm youwsewves +We :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. The matter, +The loss, OwO the gain, OwO the >_< owd'wing ^-^ on't, :3 is >w< aww +>_< Pwopewwy ^-^ ouws. +ANTIGONUS. And I OwO wish, my UwU wiege, +You xDD had only in >_> youw ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ twied it, +Without ^-^ mowe overture. +xDD WEONTES. OwO How :33 couwd UwU that x3 be? +x3 Eithew :3 thou art UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu by ^-^ age, +Ow :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 bown :3 a >_> foow. >w< Camiwwo's ÚwÚ fwight, +>_> Added ^-^ to theiw familiarity- +^w^ Which ÚwÚ was as :3 gwoss as >w< evew ^w^ touch'd >_< conjectuwe, +:33 That >_< wack'd OwO sight only, UwU nyought uWu fow ;;w;; appwobation +But only ^.^ seeing, >w< aww uWu othew UwU ciwcumstances +^w^ Made OwO up ^-^ to th' xDD deed- doth push uWu on :3 this ;;w;; pwoceeding. +xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 a gweatew :33 confiwmation- +>_< Fow, in OwO an ^.^ act >_> of :3 this importance, 'twere +uWu Most >w< piteous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wiwd- I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd in OwO post +ÚwÚ To xDD sacwed Dewphos, ^-^ to xDD Apowwo's :3 tempwe, +:3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, xDD whom you xDD knyow +x3 Of ^w^ stuff'd sufficiency. Nyow, ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< owacwe +^.^ They uWu wiww bwing aww, uWu whose spiritual counsew ^-^ had, +:33 Shaww xDD stop ^w^ ow xDD spuw >_> me. >_< Have I x3 donye uWu weww? +OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Though I x3 am >_< satisfied, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe +>w< Than what I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww OwO the >w< owacwe +>w< Give west ^-^ to th' ^w^ minds >_> of ÚwÚ othews such as ^.^ he +uWu Whose ^w^ ignyowant x3 cweduwity uWu wiww ^.^ nyot +Come OwO up ^-^ to th' :33 twuth. ^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it good +From ^-^ ouw free person ^.^ she shouwd >w< be confin'd, +Lest UwU that OwO the ^.^ tweachewy >_> of OwO the two xDD fwed x3 hence +Be weft xDD hew ^-^ to pewfowm. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; +We awe ^-^ to speak in :3 pubwic; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ businyess +uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO us all. +ANTIGONUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :3 waughtew, as I UwU take it, +>w< If OwO the good >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe known. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Siciwia. OwO A pwison + +x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, :3 a GENTLEMAN, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +>_< PAUWINyA. The keepew >_> of OwO the prison- caww ^-^ to him; +>_> Wet him ^.^ have knowledge ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN +Good ^-^ wady! +:3 Nyo couwt in Euwope :3 is xDD too good uWu fow thee; +What OwO dost :3 thou then in prison? + +;;w;; We-entew >_> GENTWEMAN with OwO the GAOLER + +Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, +You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? +GAOWEW. >_< Fow :3 a >w< wowthy >w< wady, +And ^-^ onye ^-^ who >w< much I honyouw. +>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Pway you, then, +:33 Conduct me ^-^ to OwO the Queen. +GAOWEW. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; +ÚwÚ To OwO the contrary I ^.^ have express UwU commandment. +>_< PAUWINyA. Here's ^-^ ado, ^-^ to ^-^ wock OwO up xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom +^-^ Th' access >_> of gentwe visitows! :3 Is't lawful, pray you, +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew :3 women- ^-^ any >_> of >w< them? ÚwÚ Emiwia? +GAOWEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, UwU madam, +ÚwÚ To >w< put >_> apawt ^.^ these >_> youw UwU attendants, +:33 Shaww bwing Emiwia fowth. +>_< PAUWINyA. I pray nyow, caww :3 hew. +ÚwÚ Withdwaw ÚwÚ youwsewves. >_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS +GAOWEW. And, UwU madam, +I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ pwesent at >_> youw ^w^ confewence. +>_< PAUWINyA. Weww, be't so, :33 pwithee. Exit GAOLER +Here's such >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo :33 stain :3 a :33 stain +UwU As passes :3 cowouwing. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 GAOWEW, with EMILIA + +UwU Deaw ^-^ gentwewoman, +OwO How fares ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious >w< wady? +:3 EMIWIA. UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^-^ onye OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< fowwown +May howd >w< togethew. uWu On xDD hew ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwiefs, +^w^ Which never >w< tendew wady ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye greater, +She ;;w;; is, xDD something before xDD hew UwU time, deliver'd. +>_< PAUWINyA. OwO A x3 boy? +:3 EMIWIA. OwO A >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy babe, +uWu Wusty, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to wive. The Queen receives +^.^ Much comfort in't; :33 says >w< 'My UwU poow pwisonyew, +I x3 am as innyocent as ^w^ you.' +>_< PAUWINyA. I dare >w< be swown. +^.^ These dangewous OwO unsafe ^.^ wunyes >w< i' th' ;;w;; King, OwO beshwew them! +ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be told ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shall. The >w< office +:33 Becomes :3 a ^-^ woman best; I'll uWu take't x3 upon me; +>w< If I ^w^ pwuv x3 honyey-mouth'd, let my :33 tongue bwistew, +And never ^-^ to my wed-wook'd :3 angew >w< be +The twumpet ^-^ any more. ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Emiwia, +ÚwÚ Commend my :33 best :33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the Queen; +>w< If ^.^ she dawes xDD twust me with xDD hew wittwe babe, +I'll ^w^ show't OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to >w< be +Her ^-^ advocate ^-^ to th' uWu woud'st. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow +OwO How ^.^ he ^-^ may :33 soften at OwO the OwO sight o' th' child: +The siwence >_< often >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >w< innyocence +^.^ Pewsuades when ;;w;; speaking >_< faiws. +:3 EMIWIA. uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU madam, +Your uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD goodnyess :3 is OwO so evident +:33 That >_> youw free undewtaking cannyot ^-^ miss +OwO A ^w^ thwiving >w< issue; there :3 is nyo wady :3 wiving +^w^ So ^.^ meet uWu fow :3 this gweat UwU ewwand. UwU Pwease >_> youw ladyship +ÚwÚ To >w< visit OwO the next UwU woom, I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy +:3 Acquaint OwO the Queen >_> of >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 offew +OwO Who uWu but OwO to-day hammer'd >_> of :3 this design, +But durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of xDD honyouw, +Lest ^.^ she shouwd >w< be ^w^ denyied. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Teww UwU hew, >_> Emiwia, +I'll ;;w;; use UwU that :33 tongue I ^.^ have; ^-^ if ÚwÚ wit flow fwom't +UwU As :3 bowdnyess ^-^ fwom my ^.^ bosom, UwU wet't ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted +I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 good. +:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< be you bwest uWu fow ^.^ it! +I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. UwU Pwease you come xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. +GAOWEW. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ if't >w< pwease OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the babe, +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww >_< incuw ^-^ to xDD pass it, +Having nyo wawwant. +>_< PAUWINyA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, sir. +:3 This >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu womb, ÚwÚ and :3 is +By OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of gweat :3 Nyatuwe ^.^ thence +>_> Fweed ÚwÚ and uWu enfwanchis'd- ^.^ nyot :3 a party ^-^ to +The :3 angew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO guiwty :33 of, +>w< If ^-^ any ^.^ be, OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of OwO the Queen. +GAOWEW. I ^-^ do believe it. +>_< PAUWINyA. Do ^.^ nyot you fear. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, I +uWu Wiww ^.^ stand ;;w;; betwixt you ÚwÚ and >_> dangew. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS + +xDD WEONTES. Nyow night :3 nyow :3 day nyo rest! ^w^ It :3 is uWu but ;;w;; weaknyess +ÚwÚ To bear OwO the matter UwU thus- mere ^.^ weaknyess. >w< If +The cause ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in UwU being- part o' th' ^-^ cause, +^.^ She, th' OwO aduwtwess; uWu fow OwO the hawwot ;;w;; king +^-^ Is ^-^ quite uWu beyond >_< minye arm, >_< out >_> of OwO the UwU bwank +And ^w^ wevew >_> of my ^-^ bwain, >_< pwot-pwoof; uWu but ^.^ she +I can xDD hook ^-^ to :3 me- uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe gone, +x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the fire, :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my west +OwO Might come ^-^ to me again. >w< Who's thewe? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? +xDD WEONTES. OwO How OwO does OwO the x3 boy? +OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He took good west to-night; +^.^ 'Tis :33 hop'd his sicknyess :3 is discharg'd. +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To UwU see his nobleness! +>_> Conceiving OwO the ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of his mothew, +ÚwÚ He straight >_> decwin'd, droop'd, took ^.^ it OwO deepwy, +;;w;; Fasten'd ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd OwO the ÚwÚ shame ^-^ on't in himself, +Thwew x3 off his ^.^ spiwit, his OwO appetite, his >w< sweep, +And downwight languish'd. Weave me solely. Go, +^w^ See how ^.^ he ;;w;; fawes. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :33 Fie, fie! nyo ^w^ thought >_> of :3 him! +The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of my revenges UwU that uWu way +UwU Wecoiw x3 upon :3 me- in ^-^ himsewf xDD too >w< mighty, +And in his :33 pawties, his xDD awwiance. >_> Wet him ^.^ be, +^.^ Untiw :3 a UwU time ^-^ may ^-^ sewve; uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent :33 vengeance, +;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu on :3 hew. :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Powixenyes +Laugh at uWu me, ^-^ make theiw UwU pastime at my sorrow. +^.^ They shouwd ^.^ nyot waugh ^-^ if I :33 couwd weach them; :3 nyow +:33 Shaww :33 she, within my :3 pow'w. + +x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, with :3 a ÚwÚ CHIWD + +OwO FIWST LORD. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> entew. +>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, good my x3 wowds, >w< be uWu second ^-^ to >_> me. +OwO Feaw you his tyrannous passion :3 mowe, alas, +>w< Than OwO the Queen's x3 wife? OwO A >_< gwacious innyocent >_> souw, +Mowe free than ^.^ he :3 is jeawous. +ANTIGONUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ enyough. +x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< swept to-night; ^w^ commanded +None shouwd come at >_> him. +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot OwO so hot, good siw; +I come ^-^ to bwing him ^-^ sweep. ^.^ 'Tis such as you, +:33 That cweep >_< wike ^w^ shadows uWu by ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sigh +^.^ At OwO each his needless ÚwÚ heavings- such as you +Nourish OwO the cause >_> of his :3 awaking: I +Do come with uWu wowds as ÚwÚ medicinyaw as true, +Honyest as UwU eithew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge him >_> of UwU that humouw +:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses him ^-^ fwom ^-^ sweep. +xDD WEONTES. What ^w^ nyoise there, ho? +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo noise, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but :3 nyeedfuw >w< confewence +About >w< some UwU gossips uWu fow >_> youw uWu Highnyess. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! +:3 Away with UwU that audacious ^-^ wady! >_< Antigonyus, +I OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot come about me; +I knew ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. +ANTIGONUS. I told xDD hew so, my lord, +uWu On >_> youw displeasure's ;;w;; pewiw, ÚwÚ and uWu on ÚwÚ minye, +She shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< visit you. +xDD WEONTES. >_> What, ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe uWu hew? +>_< PAUWINyA. From >w< aww uWu dishonyesty ^.^ he ^w^ can: in this, +>_< Unwess ^.^ he UwU take OwO the ^-^ couwse UwU that you ^.^ have donye- +:33 Commit me uWu fow committing ÚwÚ honyouw- xDD twust it, +ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe >_> me. +ANTIGONUS. x3 Wa you nyow, you ^-^ heaw! +When ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU take OwO the x3 wein, I let xDD hew wun; +But she'll ^.^ nyot stumble. +>_< PAUWINyA. Good my UwU wiege, I come- +And I uWu beseech you hear uWu me, ^-^ who professes +Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, >_> youw ^-^ physician, +Your UwU most uWu obedient UwU counsewwow; ÚwÚ yet UwU that dawes +Less :3 appeaw so, in comforting >_> youw :33 eviws, +>w< Than such as UwU most ÚwÚ seem yours- I uWu say I come +From >_> youw good Queen. +xDD WEONTES. Good x3 Queen! +>_< PAUWINyA. Good uWu Queen, my lord, good ^w^ Queen- I uWu say good Queen; +And would uWu by combat ^-^ make xDD hew uWu good, OwO so ;;w;; wewe I +OwO A man, OwO the wowst about you. +xDD WEONTES. x3 Fowce xDD hew ^-^ hence. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Wet him UwU that makes uWu but >_< twifwes >_> of his eyes +>w< Fiwst hand >_> me. uWu On >_< minye >_> own accowd I'll off; +But ^.^ fiwst I'll ^-^ do my UwU ewwand. The good uWu Queen, +>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is uWu good, ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ daughtew; +;;w;; Hewe 'tis; ;;w;; commends ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw blessing. +uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] +xDD WEONTES. >_< Out! +OwO A :33 mankind witch! >_< Hence with UwU hew, >_< out o' OwO doow! +OwO A UwU most ^-^ intewwigencing :33 bawd! +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. +I x3 am as ^w^ ignyowant in UwU that as you +UwU In OwO so entitling me; ÚwÚ and nyo less >w< honyest +>w< Than you awe mad; ;;w;; which :3 is enyough, I'll x3 wawwant, +UwU As :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, ^-^ to xDD pass uWu fow :33 honyest. +xDD WEONTES. :3 Twaitows! +uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot push xDD hew ^w^ out? >w< Give xDD hew OwO the >w< bastawd. +uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] Thou dotawd, :3 thou art woman-tir'd, :33 unwoosted +By >w< thy Dame >w< Pawtwet here. ;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bastawd; +OwO Take't uWu up, I ^w^ say; give't ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ cwonye. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Fow >w< evew +Unvenerable >w< be >w< thy x3 hands, ^-^ if :3 thou +Tak'st OwO up OwO the ^w^ Pwincess uWu by UwU that fowced ^w^ basenyess +^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> has >w< put >w< upon't! +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ He xDD dweads his wife. +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So I would you did; then 'twere ÚwÚ past >w< aww x3 doubt +You'd caww >_> youw chiwdwen ^w^ youws. +xDD WEONTES. OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >_> twaitows! +ANTIGONUS. I x3 am x3 nyonye, uWu by :3 this good >_> wight. +>_< PAUWINyA. Nyow I; :3 nyow ^-^ any +But ^-^ onye that's xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and that's ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he +The xDD sacwed uWu honyouw >_> of himself, his xDD Queen's, +His ^w^ hopefuw >_> son's, his babe's, ;;w;; betways ^-^ to slander, +uWu Whose sting :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the sword's; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyot- +>_< Fow, as OwO the UwU case :3 nyow :3 stands, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ cuwse +ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU 't- UwU once wemuv +The >w< woot >_> of his ^-^ opinyion, ;;w;; which :3 is rotten +UwU As >w< evew xDD oak ^w^ ow stonye ÚwÚ was :3 sound. +xDD WEONTES. OwO A >_< cawwat +x3 Of :33 boundwess tongue, ^-^ who ^.^ wate ;;w;; hath beat xDD hew xDD husband, +And :3 nyow ÚwÚ baits UwU me! :3 This OwO bwat :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of mine; +^w^ It :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of x3 Powixenyes. +>_< Hence with it, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew with OwO the dam +:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >w< fiwe. +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ youws. +And, UwU might ^-^ we uWu way th' ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb ^-^ to >_> youw chawge, +^w^ So >_< wike you 'tis OwO the >w< wowse. >_< Behowd, my x3 wowds, +UwU Awthough OwO the x3 pwint >w< be little, OwO the xDD whowe matter +And >w< copy >_> of OwO the >_> fathew- eye, nyose, lip, +The xDD twick UwU of's ^.^ fwown, his fowehead; xDD nyay, OwO the >_> vawwey, +The pwetty uWu dimpwes >_> of his chin ÚwÚ and xDD cheek; his :3 smiwes; +The vewy >_> mouwd ÚwÚ and fwame >_> of ;;w;; hand, >_< nyaiw, finger. +And thou, good :3 goddess uWu Nyatuwe, ;;w;; which x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it +^w^ So >_< wike ^-^ to him UwU that ^w^ got it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast +The owdewing >_> of OwO the :33 mind UwU too, 'mongst >w< aww colours +:3 Nyo x3 yewwow ^w^ in't, west ^.^ she suspect, as ^.^ he does, +Her chiwdwen ^.^ nyot xDD hew husband's! +xDD WEONTES. OwO A :3 gwoss >_< hag! +And, wozew, :3 thou art >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hang'd +:33 That xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot stay xDD hew OwO tongue. +ANTIGONUS. >w< Hang >w< aww OwO the >_> husbands +:33 That cannyot ^-^ do UwU that feat, ^w^ you'ww xDD weave yourself +Hardly ^-^ onye ^w^ subject. +xDD WEONTES. >w< Once :3 mowe, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ hence. +>_< PAUWINyA. OwO A UwU most unworthy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw lord +^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo more. +xDD WEONTES. I'll UwU ha' ÚwÚ thee UwU buwnt. +>_< PAUWINyA. I cawe not. +^w^ It :3 is OwO an OwO hewetic UwU that makes OwO the fire, +:3 Nyot ^.^ she ;;w;; which burns >w< in't. I'll ^.^ nyot caww you >_> tywant +But :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew >_< usage >_> of >_> youw ^w^ Queen- +:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> pwoduce ^-^ mowe ;;w;; accusation +>w< Than >_> youw >_> own ^-^ weak-hing'd >_> fancy- xDD something savouws +x3 Of tywanny, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ ignyobwe ^-^ make you, +xDD Yea, UwU scandawous ^-^ to OwO the world. +xDD WEONTES. uWu On >_> youw allegiance, +Out >_> of OwO the ;;w;; chambew with her! Were I :3 a tyrant, +:3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wife? She durst ^.^ nyot caww me so, +>w< If ^.^ she >_> did xDD knyow me ^w^ onye. :3 Away with her! +>_< PAUWINyA. I pray you, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot push me; I'll >w< be gone. +Wook ^-^ to >_> youw babe, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^w^ youws. OwO Juv ^-^ send xDD hew +OwO A better :3 guiding spirit! What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these ^-^ hands? +You UwU that awe ;;w;; thus OwO so >w< tendew o'ew his fowwies +uWu Wiww never ^-^ do him uWu good, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of you. +UwU So, ÚwÚ so. Farewell; ^-^ we awe gone. Exit +xDD WEONTES. uWu Thou, >w< twaitow, x3 hast xDD set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. +UwU My chiwd! :3 Away >w< with't. >_< Even thou, UwU that x3 hast +OwO A OwO heawt OwO so >w< tendew o'ew it, UwU take ^.^ it hence, +And UwU see ^.^ it OwO instantwy UwU consum'd with uWu fiwe; +>_< Even thou, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thou. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it OwO up ÚwÚ stwaight. +xDD Within :3 this hour bwing me >_> wowd 'tis >_< donye, +And uWu by good ÚwÚ testimony, ^w^ ow I'll ÚwÚ seize >w< thy xDD wife, +x3 With UwU that :3 thou ewse ^.^ caww'st >w< thinye. >w< If :3 thou >w< wefuse, +And xDD wiwt uWu encountew with my wwath, uWu say >w< so; +The xDD bastawd >w< bwains with ^.^ these my pwopew ^.^ hands +:33 Shaww I :3 dash >_< out. Go, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiwe; +>_< Fow :3 thou >w< set'st uWu on >w< thy wife. +ANTIGONUS. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, sir. +^.^ These x3 wowds, my x3 nyobwe fellows, ^-^ if uWu they please, +^w^ Can ;;w;; cweaw me >w< in't. +xDD WOWDS. We ^.^ can. UwU My :33 woyaw UwU wiege, +ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of xDD hew UwU coming hithew. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ You'we >_< wiaws all. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ give OwO us better credit. +We ^.^ have :33 awways ^.^ twuwy sewv'd OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu beseech +^w^ So ^-^ to >_< esteem >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees ^-^ we ^.^ beg, +UwU As ÚwÚ wecompense >_> of ^-^ ouw dear services +>_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD come, UwU that you ^-^ do >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, +^w^ Which being OwO so :3 howwibwe, OwO so bwoody, >w< must +Lead uWu on ^-^ to >w< some ;;w;; fouw >_< issue. We >w< aww ^.^ knyeew. +xDD WEONTES. I x3 am :3 a feathew uWu fow OwO each ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. +:33 Shaww I live uWu on ^-^ to UwU see :3 this xDD bastawd knyeew +And caww me fathew? >_< Bettew >_< buwn ^.^ it :3 nyow +>w< Than ^w^ cuwse ^.^ it xDD then. But >w< be xDD it; let ^.^ it wive. +^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot nyeithew. uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] :3 You, >_> Siw, come you hithew. +You UwU that ^.^ have >_< been OwO so tendewwy officious +x3 With OwO Wady xDD Mawgewy, >_> youw midwife there, +ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this bastawd's ^.^ wife- uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU bastawd, +^w^ So ^w^ suwe as :3 this beard's grey- what uWu wiww you adventuwe +ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this ;;w;; bwat's x3 wife? +ANTIGONUS. :33 Anything, my lord, +:33 That my >w< abiwity ^-^ may ;;w;; undewgo, +And ;;w;; nyobwenyess ^-^ impose. ^.^ At >_> weast, ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ much: +I'll ^.^ pawn OwO the wittwe UwU bwood ;;w;; which I ^.^ have weft +ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the innocent- ^w^ anything >_< possibwe. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< possibwe. OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< swowd +Thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm my ^-^ bidding. +ANTIGONUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. +xDD WEONTES. Mark, ÚwÚ and OwO pewfowm >_> it- >w< seest thou? >_< Fow OwO the x3 faiw +x3 Of ^-^ any point xDD in't uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only >w< be +^.^ Death ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wewd-tongu'd xDD wife, +x3 Whom uWu fow :3 this UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; pawdon. We UwU enjoin ^.^ thee, +UwU As :3 thou art liegeman ^-^ to >w< us, UwU that :3 thou carry +:3 This female xDD bastawd >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou bear ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To >w< some :3 wemote ÚwÚ and desewt place, ^-^ quite >_< out +x3 Of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; ÚwÚ and UwU that there :3 thou xDD weave it, +Without ^-^ mowe >w< mewcy, ^-^ to ^.^ it >_> own >w< pwotection +And :3 favouw >_> of OwO the cwimate. UwU As uWu by ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowtunye +^w^ It came ^-^ to >w< us, I ^-^ do in :33 justice chawge ^.^ thee, +uWu On >w< thy >_< souw's peril ÚwÚ and >w< thy body's >w< towtuwe, +:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it stwangewy ^-^ to >w< some place +:3 Whewe uWu chance ^-^ may ÚwÚ nyuwse ^w^ ow ^-^ end it. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it :33 up. +ANTIGONUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ do this, >w< though :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent death +Had >_< been ^-^ mowe mewcifuw. Come OwO on, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. +uWu Some >w< powewfuw spirit uWu instwuct OwO the kites ÚwÚ and ravens +ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy nyuwses! ÚwÚ Wowves ÚwÚ and bears, uWu they ÚwÚ say, +Casting theiw x3 savagenyess :33 aside, ^.^ have x3 donye +;;w;; Wike ^-^ offices >_> of ;;w;; pity. >_> Siw, >w< be pwospewous +UwU In ^-^ mowe than :3 this deed OwO does ^w^ wequiwe! And xDD bwessing +uWu Against :3 this cruelty fight uWu on >w< thy >w< side, +OwO Poow :33 thing, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^w^ woss! Exit with OwO the >w< chiwd +xDD WEONTES. No, I'll ^.^ nyot rear +UwU Anyothew's >_< issue. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ;;w;; posts +From x3 those you x3 sent ^-^ to th' >w< owacwe awe come +An hour since. :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, +>_> Being ;;w;; weww awwiv'd ^-^ fwom Dewphos, awe uWu both ^w^ wanded, +^.^ Hasting ^-^ to th' couwt. +OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, theiw ÚwÚ speed +;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu beyond xDD account. +xDD WEONTES. :3 Twenty-thwee >_< days +^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been absent; 'tis good ÚwÚ speed; fowetewws +The gweat Apollo :33 suddenwy uWu wiww ^.^ have +The >w< twuth >_> of :3 this appear. Pwepawe you, lords; +Summon :3 a ^w^ session, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu awwaign +Our UwU most >w< diswoyaw lady; for, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath +:3 Been x3 pubwicwy ^-^ accus'd, OwO so uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have +OwO A ^.^ just ÚwÚ and open trial. OwO Whiwe ^.^ she x3 wives, +UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> buwden ^-^ to >_> me. Weave me; +And ÚwÚ think x3 upon my ^-^ bidding. >_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Siciwia. uWu On OwO the woad ^-^ to OwO the :33 Capitaw + +x3 Entew ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION + +UwU CWEOMENyES. The climate's delicate, OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU most ;;w;; sweet, +Fertile OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, OwO the :33 tempwe >w< much xDD suwpassing +The ^w^ common UwU pwaise ^.^ it bears. +>w< DION. I uWu shaww report, +>_< Fow UwU most ^.^ it >_> caught uWu me, OwO the celestial ^-^ habits- +x3 Methinks I OwO so shouwd term ^w^ them- ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wevewence +x3 Of OwO the grave :33 weawews. :33 O, OwO the :3 sacwifice! +OwO How >_> cewemonyious, ÚwÚ sowemn, ÚwÚ and unyeawthwy, +^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' >_< off'wing! +UwU CWEOMENyES. But >_> of aww, OwO the ^-^ buwst +And OwO the ^.^ eaw-deaf'nying >w< voice o' th' ÚwÚ owacwe, +>_> Kin ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's thunder, OwO so UwU suwpwis'd my :33 sense +:33 That I ÚwÚ was nothing. +>w< DION. >w< If th' ^-^ event o' th' journey +uWu Pwuv as ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Queen- :33 O, be't UwU so!- +UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to OwO us wawe, ÚwÚ pweasant, uWu speedy, +The UwU time :3 is wowth OwO the ;;w;; use on't. +UwU CWEOMENyES. Great Apollo +OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to th' best! ^.^ These ^.^ pwocwamations, +^w^ So :3 fowcing faults x3 upon Hewmionye, +I wittwe like. +>w< DION. The viowent carriage >_> of ^.^ it +uWu Wiww ;;w;; cweaw ^w^ ow ^-^ end OwO the :33 businyess. When OwO the oracle- +ÚwÚ Thus uWu by xDD Apowwo's gweat >_< divinye seal'd up- +:33 Shaww OwO the uWu contents :33 discuvw, xDD something x3 wawe +>_< Even then uWu wiww x3 wush ^-^ to knowledge. uWu Go; ^.^ fwesh >_< howses. +And >_< gwacious >w< be OwO the :3 issue! >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Siciwia. OwO A couwt >_> of :33 justice + +x3 Entew LEONTES, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +xDD WEONTES. :3 This >_> sessions, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat >w< gwief ^-^ we UwU pwonyounce, +>_< Even >_< pushes >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw >_> heawt- OwO the party twied, +The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye +x3 Of OwO us xDD too >w< much :3 bewov'd. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd +x3 Of being tywannyous, >_< since ^-^ we OwO so ;;w;; openwy +x3 Pwoceed in justice, ;;w;; which uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 due ^.^ couwse, +>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU guiwt ^w^ ow OwO the xDD puwgation. +Pwoduce OwO the xDD pwisonyew. +>_> OFFICEW. ^w^ It :3 is his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that OwO the Queen +xDD Appeaw in person here in couwt. + +x3 Entew HERMIONE, as ^-^ to xDD hew trial, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES + +:33 Siwence! +xDD WEONTES. x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ indictment. +>_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Hermione, Queen ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowthy Leontes, UwU King >_> of +ÚwÚ Siciwia, :3 thou art here >w< accused ÚwÚ and UwU awwaignyed >_> of UwU high tweason, in +committing adultery with Polixenes, UwU King >_> of UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and +;;w;; conspiwing with :33 Camiwwo ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign +lord OwO the ;;w;; King, >w< thy :33 woyaw husband: OwO the :33 pwetence ^w^ wheweof being uWu by +UwU ciwcumstances pawtwy >_> waid ^.^ open, thou, Hewmionye, contrary ^-^ to OwO the +:3 faith ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance >_> of OwO twue :3 subject, didst counsew ÚwÚ and aid ;;w;; them, +uWu fow theiw better >w< safety, ^-^ to UwU fwy away uWu by >_< nyight.' +xDD HEWMIONyE. x3 Since what I x3 am ^-^ to uWu say >w< must >w< be uWu but UwU that +^w^ Which contwadicts my ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and +The OwO testimony uWu on my part nyo uWu othew +But what comes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ it uWu shaww scarce ^w^ boot me +ÚwÚ To uWu say >_> 'Nyot guiwty.' Minye integwity +>_> Being uWu counted :3 fawsehood ^-^ shaww, as I express it, +Be OwO so ;;w;; weceiv'd. But UwU thus- ^-^ if pow'rs >_< divinye +ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw human actions, as uWu they uWu do, +I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot then uWu but >w< innyocence uWu shaww ^-^ make +UwU Fawse ;;w;; accusation >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tywanny +^-^ Twembwe at uWu patience. :3 You, my lord, :33 best >_> knyow- +OwO Who :33 weast uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; so- my ÚwÚ past life +;;w;; Hath >_< been as continent, as chaste, as true, +UwU As I x3 am :3 nyow UwU unhappy; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe +>w< Than history can :3 pattewn, >w< though >_< devis'd +And >_> pway'd ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ spectatows; uWu fow >w< behowd :3 me- +OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :33 bed, ;;w;; which owe +OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the thwonye, :3 a gweat :3 king's >_> daughtew, +The mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ hopefuw pwince- here standing +ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and talk uWu fow life ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fowe +OwO Who >w< pwease ^-^ to come ÚwÚ and heaw. >_< Fow xDD wife, I UwU pwize ^.^ it +UwU As I ^.^ weigh gwief, ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ spawe; uWu fow xDD honyouw, +^.^ 'Tis :3 a dewivative ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, +And only UwU that I ^.^ stand OwO fow. I appeal +ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; siw, before ^.^ Powixenyes +Came ^-^ to >_> youw couwt, how I ÚwÚ was in >_> youw >w< gwace, +OwO How ^-^ mewited ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; >_< since ^.^ he >w< came, +x3 With what uWu encountew OwO so ÚwÚ uncuwwent I +>_< Have UwU stwain'd x3 t' :3 appeaw ;;w;; thus; ^-^ if ^-^ onye :3 jot uWu beyond +The bound >_> of xDD honyouw, ^w^ ow in ^.^ act ^w^ ow uWu wiww +:33 That uWu way inclining, >_> hawd'nyed >w< be OwO the hearts +x3 Of >w< aww UwU that hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and my near'st >_> of uWu kin +OwO Cwy ^-^ fie x3 upon my ;;w;; gwave! +xDD WEONTES. I :33 nye'ew heard ÚwÚ yet +:33 That ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these OwO bowdew UwU vices ^w^ wanted +Less ^.^ impudence ^-^ to x3 gainsay what uWu they >_> did +>w< Than ^-^ to OwO pewfowm ^.^ it >_> fiwst. +xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ That's OwO twue enyough; +^-^ Though 'tis :3 a >_< saying, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. +xDD WEONTES. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> own it. +xDD HEWMIONyE. Mowe than ^w^ mistwess >_> of +^w^ Which comes ^-^ to me in name >_> of UwU fauwt, I >w< must ^.^ nyot +^.^ At >w< aww acknowledge. >_< Fow Polixenes, +x3 With xDD whom I x3 am ^-^ accus'd, I ^-^ do x3 confess +I :33 wov'd him as in uWu honyouw ^.^ he requir'd; +x3 With such :3 a >w< kind >_> of love as UwU might ÚwÚ become +OwO A wady >_< wike me; with :3 a love x3 even :33 such, +^w^ So ÚwÚ and nyo xDD othew, as yourself ;;w;; commanded; +^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< donye, I ÚwÚ think xDD had >_< been in me +Both ^.^ disobedience ÚwÚ and ingratitude +ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and towawd >_> youw :3 fwiend; uWu whose love xDD had spoke, +:33 Evew >_< since ^.^ it :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ fwom OwO an ^w^ infant, fweewy, +:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ youws. Nyow uWu fow conspiracy: +I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it ^.^ tastes, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ dish'd +>_< Fow me ^-^ to twy x3 how; >w< aww I xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ it +^-^ Is UwU that :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; +And x3 why ^.^ he weft >_> youw couwt, OwO the UwU gods themsewves, +:3 Wotting nyo ^-^ mowe than OwO I, awe >_< ignyowant. +xDD WEONTES. You knew >_> of his depawtuwe, as you xDD knyow +What you ^.^ have >w< undewta'en ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 in's x3 absence. +xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, +You speak :3 a language UwU that I undewstand not. +UwU My life ^-^ stands in OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw dreams, +^w^ Which I'll uWu way down. +xDD WEONTES. Your :33 actions awe my ^w^ dweams. +You xDD had :3 a xDD bastawd uWu by Polixenes, +And I uWu but :33 dweam'd it. UwU As you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past >w< aww shame- +Those >_> of >_> youw >_< fact awe ;;w;; so- OwO so ÚwÚ past >w< aww OwO twuth; +^w^ Which ^-^ to deny UwU concewns ^-^ mowe than avaiws; uWu fow as +x3 Thy OwO bwat ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU cast out, >_< wike ^-^ to itself, +:3 Nyo fathew :3 ownying >_> it- ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed +Mowe cwiminyaw in ÚwÚ thee than >_> it- OwO so :3 thou +Shalt ;;w;; feew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; justice; in uWu whose :3 easiest ÚwÚ passage +Wook uWu fow nyo less than :33 death. +xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, spawe >_> youw threats. +The >w< bug ;;w;; which you would OwO fwight me with I ^w^ seek. +ÚwÚ To me can life >w< be nyo commodity. +The :3 cwown ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of my xDD wife, >_> youw >_< favouw, +I ^-^ do ^w^ give lost, uWu fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feew ^.^ it gone, +But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it >_< went; my uWu second ^.^ joy +And ^.^ fiwst >w< fwuits >_> of my body, ^-^ fwom his :3 pwesence +I x3 am baww'd, >_< wike ^-^ onye >_< infectious; my third UwU comfowt, +Staww'd UwU most ^.^ unwuckiwy, :3 is ^-^ fwom my breast- +The innyocent >_< miwk in ^.^ it UwU most innyocent x3 mouth- +>_> Haw'd >_< out ^-^ to :3 muwdew; ^-^ mysewf uWu on every OwO post +>_< Pwocwaim'd :3 a ;;w;; stwumpet; with immodest xDD hatwed +The chiwd-bed UwU pwiviwege denied, ;;w;; which 'wongs +ÚwÚ To >w< women >_> of >w< aww >_< fashion; :3 wastwy, huwwied +;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this place, >w< i' th' open :3 aiw, before +I ^.^ have ^w^ got OwO stwength >_> of limit. Nyow, my UwU wiege, +>_> Teww me what blessings I ^.^ have here x3 awive +:33 That I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ die. OwO Thewefowe :3 pwoceed. +But ÚwÚ yet hear this- >_> mistake me nyot: nyo xDD wife, +I UwU pwize ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a straw, uWu but uWu fow >_< minye uWu honyouw +^w^ Which I would ÚwÚ fwee- ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be :33 condemn'd +:3 Upon OwO suwmises, >w< aww pwoofs sweeping ewse +But what >_> youw OwO jeawousies >_< awake, I tell you +^.^ 'Tis rigour, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot waw. Your honours aww, +I ^-^ do ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to OwO the xDD owacwe: +Apollo >w< be my >_> judge! +OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This >_> youw xDD wequest +^-^ Is ^-^ awtogethew :3 just. :33 Thewefowe, bwing >w< fowth, +And in xDD Apowwo's uWu nyame, his oracle. +>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ cewtain OFFICEWS +xDD HEWMIONyE. The UwU Empewow >_> of >_> Wussia ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; +:3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe alive, ÚwÚ and here OwO behowding +His :33 daughtew's uWu twiaw! UwU that ^.^ he >_> did uWu but UwU see +The >_< fwatnyess >_> of my misery; ÚwÚ yet with eyes +x3 Of pity, ^.^ nyot wevenge! + +;;w;; We-entew :3 OFFICEWS, with ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION + +>_> OFFICEW. You here uWu shaww uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 this >_< swowd >_> of :33 justice +:33 That you, :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, ^.^ have +:3 Been uWu both at Dewphos, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ have ^w^ bwought +:3 This seaw'd-up ÚwÚ owacwe, uWu by OwO the hand deliver'd +x3 Of gweat xDD Apowwo's xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_< since then +You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the holy >w< seaw +Nyow ;;w;; wead OwO the >_> secwets >w< in't. +CWEOMENyES, >w< DION. ^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ we uWu sweaw. +xDD WEONTES. :33 Bweak OwO up OwO the :33 seaws ÚwÚ and read. +>_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Hewmionye :3 is :33 chaste; ^.^ Powixenyes uWu bwamewess; +:33 Camiwwo :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; Leontes :3 a x3 jeawous OwO tywant; his innyocent +;;w;; babe ^.^ twuwy ^-^ begotten; ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu shaww live ^-^ without OwO an heir, ^-^ if +UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is lost >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD found.' +xDD WOWDS. Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the gweat ^w^ Apowwo! +xDD HEWMIONyE. Pwaised! +xDD WEONTES. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; wead truth? +>_> OFFICEW. >w< Ay, my ^w^ wowd; x3 even OwO so +UwU As ^.^ it :3 is here xDD set down. +xDD WEONTES. Thewe :3 is nyo >w< twuth at >w< aww >w< i' th' oracle. +The :3 sessions uWu shaww :3 pwoceed. :3 This :3 is mere ^w^ fawsehood. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. UwU My lord OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! +xDD WEONTES. What :3 is OwO the business? +SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww >w< be hated ^-^ to wepowt OwO it: +The Prince >_> youw UwU son, with mere uWu conceit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw +x3 Of OwO the Queen's uWu speed, :3 is gone. +xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! Gonye? +SERVANT. ^-^ Is UwU dead. +xDD WEONTES. xDD Apowwo's angry; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu heavens themsewves +Do strike at my x3 injustice. :33 [HEWMIONyE >_< swoons] +OwO How nyow, ;;w;; thewe! +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is x3 mowtaw ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Wook ;;w;; down +And UwU see what death :3 is doing. +xDD WEONTES. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^-^ hence. +Her OwO heawt :3 is uWu but o'ewchawg'd; ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< wecuvw. +I ^.^ have xDD too >w< much bewiev'd >_< minye >_> own ^w^ suspicion. +^-^ Beseech you tendewwy OwO appwy ^-^ to xDD hew +uWu Some xDD wemedies uWu fow wife. +>_< Exeunt :33 PAUWINyA ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES with xDD HEWMIONyE +:3 Apowwo, pawdon +UwU My gweat ÚwÚ pwofanyenyess >w< 'gainst UwU thinye oracle. +I'll weconciwe me ^-^ to Polixenes, +Nyew ^w^ woo my queen, >_> wecaww OwO the good :33 Camiwwo- +x3 Whom I :3 pwocwaim :3 a man >_> of truth, >_> of uWu mewcy. +>_< Fow, being twanspowted uWu by my OwO jeawousies +ÚwÚ To bwoody >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, I ^.^ chose +:33 Camiwwo uWu fow OwO the >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 poison +UwU My fwiend xDD Powixenyes; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< been x3 donye +But UwU that OwO the good :33 mind >_> of :33 Camiwwo >_> tawdied +UwU My swift ^.^ command, >w< though I with death ÚwÚ and with +Reward >_> did ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and encourage ^w^ him, +:3 Nyot UwU doing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and being >w< donye. >_< He, UwU most humanye +And fill'd with xDD honyouw, ^-^ to my >w< kingwy uWu guest +Unclasp'd my pwactice, ;;w;; quit his :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; hewe, +^w^ Which you knew >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; hazawd +x3 Of >w< aww incertainties ^-^ himsewf xDD commended, +:3 Nyo wichew than his honyouw. OwO How ^.^ he uWu gwistews +uWu Thowough my rust! And how his ^-^ piety +uWu Does my deeds ^-^ make OwO the bwackew! + +;;w;; We-entew :33 PAUWINyA + +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ Woe OwO the whiwe! +:33 O, ÚwÚ cut my ^.^ wace, west my xDD heawt, x3 cwacking it, +:33 Bweak OwO too! +OwO FIWST LORD. What x3 fit :3 is this, good >w< wady? +>_< PAUWINyA. What ^.^ studied ;;w;; towments, tyrant, x3 hast uWu fow x3 me? +What >_< wheews, racks, fiwes? what flaying, OwO boiwing +UwU In weads ^w^ ow oils? What ^.^ owd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ nyewew >_> towtuwe +Must I ^-^ weceive, uWu whose every >_> wowd ^-^ desewves +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy UwU most ^w^ wowst? x3 Thy ^w^ tywanny +Together >_< wowking with >w< thy :33 jeawousies, +>_> Fancies xDD too uWu weak uWu fow uWu boys, xDD too green ÚwÚ and :33 idwe +>_< Fow girls >_> of x3 nyinye- :33 O, ÚwÚ think what uWu they ^.^ have >_< donye, +And then run mad :3 indeed, :33 stawk mad; uWu fow >w< aww +x3 Thy OwO by-gonye >w< foowewies ;;w;; wewe uWu but x3 spices >_> of it. +:33 That :3 thou :33 betway'dst Polixenes, 'twas OwO nyothing; +:33 That >_> did uWu but show ^.^ thee, >_> of :3 a fool, >w< inconstant, +And x3 damnyabwe ingwatefuw. Nyow >_> was't >w< much +Thou wouldst ^.^ have uWu poison'd good >w< Camiwwo's xDD honyouw, +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 kiww :3 a >_< king- UwU poow >w< twespasses, +Mowe monstrous standing ^.^ by; ^w^ wheweof I reckon +The ;;w;; casting :3 fowth ^-^ to cwows >w< thy baby daughter +ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^w^ ow little, >w< though :3 a ^w^ deviw +Wouwd ^.^ have shed >w< watew >_< out >_> of x3 fiwe ewe :3 donye't; +Nyow :3 is't :33 diwectwy >_> waid ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO the death +x3 Of OwO the x3 young Pwince, uWu whose honyouwabwe >_< thoughts- +>_> Thoughts UwU high uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO so :33 tendew- cleft OwO the OwO heawt +:33 That :33 couwd >_< conceive :3 a :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and foowish ^-^ siwe +Blemish'd his >_< gwacious >w< dam. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; nyot, no, +Waid ^-^ to >w< thy answew; uWu but OwO the wast- :3 O x3 wowds, +When I ^.^ have said, x3 cwy 'Woe!'- OwO the uWu Queen, OwO the uWu Queen, +The ^.^ sweet'st, ^-^ deaw'st creature's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance +>w< Fow't ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down >_> yet. +OwO FIWST LORD. The highew pow'rs forbid! +>_< PAUWINyA. I uWu say she's >w< dead; I'll :33 sweaw't. >w< If >_> wowd :3 nyow OwO oath +Prevail ;;w;; nyot, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. >w< If you can bwing +Tincture ^w^ ow >w< wustwe in xDD hew lip, xDD hew eye, +uWu Heat >_< outwawdwy ^w^ ow >_> bweath ÚwÚ within, I'll sewve you +UwU As I would ^-^ do OwO the xDD gods. But, :3 O :3 thou >w< tywant! +Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wepent ^.^ these OwO things, uWu fow uWu they awe heaview +>w< Than >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ woes can stir; OwO thewefowe UwU betake ÚwÚ thee +ÚwÚ To nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. OwO A ^w^ thousand knyees +xDD Ten ^w^ thousand years togethew, naked, ^w^ fasting, +:3 Upon :3 a xDD bawwen OwO mountain, ÚwÚ and still winter +UwU In :3 stowm :3 pewpetuaw, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO the UwU gods +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook UwU that uWu way :3 thou wert. +xDD WEONTES. uWu Go OwO on, >w< go x3 on. +Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak xDD too :33 much; I ^.^ have deserv'd +^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues ^-^ to talk theiw UwU bitt'west. +OwO FIWST LORD. Say nyo ^-^ mowe; +^.^ Howe'ew OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> goes, you ^.^ have :3 made fauwt +uWu I' th' :3 bowdnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. +>_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. +^-^ Aww faults I >_> make, when I uWu shaww come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ them. +I ^-^ do xDD wepent. ^.^ Awas, I ^.^ have show'd xDD too >w< much +The OwO washnyess >_> of :3 a woman! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ touch'd +ÚwÚ To th' x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. What's gonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past ^w^ hewp +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ past ^w^ gwief. Do ^.^ nyot weceive affliction +^.^ At my ^-^ petition; I uWu beseech you, wathew +>_> Wet me >w< be :3 punyish'd UwU that ^.^ have >_> minded you +x3 Of what you shouwd forget. Nyow, good my UwU wiege, +>_> Siw, :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, forgive :3 a foowish OwO woman. +The love I ^-^ bowe >_> youw OwO queen- >w< wo, OwO foow ^-^ again! +I'll speak >_> of xDD hew nyo :3 mowe, :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >_> chiwdwen; +I'll ^.^ nyot wemembew you >_> of my >_> own lord, +OwO Who :3 is lost ^w^ too. ;;w;; Take >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to you, +And I'll uWu say nothing. +xDD WEONTES. Thou didst speak uWu but ;;w;; weww +When UwU most OwO the OwO twuth; ;;w;; which I weceive >w< much better +>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied >_> of thee. Prithee, bwing me +ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies >_> of my queen ÚwÚ and :33 son. +>_< Onye grave uWu shaww >w< be uWu fow >_> both. :3 Upon them uWu shaww +The ÚwÚ causes >_> of theiw death appear, x3 unto +Our ÚwÚ shame perpetual. >w< Once :3 a :3 day I'll >w< visit +The >w< chapew xDD whewe uWu they >_> wie; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws shed there +:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD wecweation. ^w^ So wong as ^-^ nyatuwe +uWu Wiww bear OwO up with :3 this exercise, OwO so wong +I ;;w;; daiwy x3 vow ^-^ to ;;w;; use it. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead me +ÚwÚ To ^.^ these :3 sowwows. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^.^ Bohemia. The uWu sea-coast + +x3 Entew ^.^ ANTIGONyUS with OwO the CHIWD, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO MAWINyEW + +ANTIGONUS. Thou art pewfect then ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd x3 upon +The :3 desewts >_> of >_> Bohemia? +OwO MAWINyEW. >w< Ay, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw +We ^.^ have ^w^ wanded in i-iww time; OwO the >_< skies ÚwÚ wook gwimwy +And ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ pwesent blusters. UwU In my ^.^ conscience, +The uWu heavens with UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand awe :3 angwy +And :3 fwown x3 upon 's. +ANTIGONUS. Their xDD sacwed wills >w< be :33 donye! Go, >_< get aboard; +Wook ^-^ to >w< thy bark. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong before +I caww x3 upon thee. +OwO MAWINyEW. UwU Make >_> youw :33 best >_> haste; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^.^ nyot +:3 Too :3 faw >w< i' th' >w< wand; 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be loud ÚwÚ weathew; +UwU Besides, :3 this place :3 is :3 famous uWu fow OwO the cweatuwes +x3 Of uWu pwey UwU that ^-^ keep ÚwÚ upon't. +ANTIGONUS. uWu Go :3 thou away; +I'll follow instantly. +OwO MAWINyEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad at OwO heawt +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so x3 wid o' th' :33 businyess. Exit +ANTIGONUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. +I ^.^ have heard, uWu but ^.^ nyot bewiev'd, OwO the uWu spiwits o' th' UwU dead +May ÚwÚ wawk again. >w< If such xDD thing ^.^ be, >w< thy mothew +Appear'd ^-^ to me last >_< nyight; uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was ^-^ dweam +^w^ So >_< wike :3 a waking. ÚwÚ To me comes :3 a creature, +>_< Sometimes xDD hew head uWu on ^-^ onye >_> side >w< some x3 anyothew- +I never ^-^ saw :3 a vessel >_> of >_< wike xDD sowwow, +^w^ So fill'd ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ becoming; in ÚwÚ puwe >_> white :33 wobes, +;;w;; Wike vewy UwU sanctity, ^.^ she >_> did xDD appwoach +UwU My xDD cabin xDD whewe I OwO way; ÚwÚ thwice bow'd before me; +And, gasping ^-^ to begin >w< some speech, xDD hew eyes +x3 Became two spouts; OwO the :3 fuwy x3 spent, anon +OwO Did :3 this >_< bweak ^-^ fwom her: 'Good >_< Antigonyus, +x3 Since >w< fate, x3 against >w< thy better >_> disposition, +;;w;; Hath :3 made >w< thy person uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; thwowew-out +x3 Of my UwU poow babe, >w< accowding ^-^ to UwU thinye ^-^ oath, +Pwaces :3 wemote enough awe in >w< Bohemia, +Thewe ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it cwying; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; babe +^-^ Is uWu counted lost uWu fow x3 evew, UwU Pewdita +I ÚwÚ pwithee call't. >_< Fow :3 this ungentwe businyess, +x3 Put uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu by my lord, :3 thou :33 nye'ew ^-^ shawt UwU see +x3 Thy UwU wife ^w^ Pauwinya :3 mowe.' so, with shwieks, +She uWu mewted OwO into air. Affrighted xDD much, +I >_> did in UwU time >_< cowwect ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought +:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO so ÚwÚ and nyo :33 swumbew. Dreams awe toys; +xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 this once, ^-^ yea, superstitiously, +I uWu wiww >w< be x3 squaw'd uWu by ÚwÚ this. I ^-^ do believe +Hermione ;;w;; hath suffer'd >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that +Apollo ÚwÚ wouwd, :3 this being >_< indeed OwO the xDD issue +x3 Of UwU King Polixenes, ^.^ it shouwd here >w< be waid, +x3 Eithew uWu fow life ^w^ ow >_< death, x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth +x3 Of :3 its ^.^ wight father. :3 Bwossom, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee well! +uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] +Thewe >_< wie, ÚwÚ and there >w< thy character; there ^.^ these +uWu [Waying ;;w;; down :3 a bundwe] +^w^ Which >w< may, ^-^ if >_> fowtunye please, uWu both breed ^.^ thee, pretty, +And still west >w< thinye. The :3 stowm x3 begins. OwO Poow >_< wwetch, +:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's fauwt art ;;w;; thus ^.^ expos'd +ÚwÚ To woss ÚwÚ and what ^-^ may follow! UwU Weep I :33 cannyot, +But my OwO heawt :3 bweeds; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd x3 am I +ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu by OwO oath :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Faweweww! +The :3 day :33 fwowns ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. Thou'rt >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have +OwO A >_> wuwwaby xDD too rough; I never ^-^ saw +The uWu heavens OwO so dim uWu by day. >_> [Nyoise >_> of uWu hunt ^w^ within] OwO A savage +clamour! +^.^ Weww ^-^ may I >_< get ÚwÚ aboawd! :3 This :3 is OwO the chase; +I x3 am gonye uWu fow ever. Exit, UwU puwsued uWu by :3 a bear + +x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd uWu SHEPHEWD + +SHEPHERD. I would there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 age :3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and three ÚwÚ and +:33 twenty, ^w^ ow UwU that xDD youth would ;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the west; uWu fow there :3 is +nyothing in OwO the :3 between uWu but ;;w;; getting wenches with OwO chiwd, wwonging +OwO the ancientwy, stealing, >_> fighting- :3 [Howns] UwU Hawk you nyow! Wouwd +^-^ any uWu but ^.^ these boiw'd >w< bwains >_> of nineteen ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ and twenty uWu hunt +:3 this weather? ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ scaw'd away two >_> of my :33 best sheep, ;;w;; which I +;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu wiww sooner find than OwO the mastew. >w< If ^-^ any xDD whewe I +^.^ have ;;w;; them, 'tis uWu by OwO the xDD sea-side, ^.^ bwowsing >_> of ^-^ ivy. Good OwO wuck, ^w^ an't +>w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? [Taking OwO up OwO the child] uWu Mewcy +^w^ on's, :3 a uWu bawnye! OwO A vewy pwetty barne. OwO A :3 boy ^w^ ow :3 a OwO chiwd, I wonder? OwO A +pwetty UwU onye; :3 a vewy pwetty :3 onye- ;;w;; suwe, >w< some ^w^ scape. ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot +bookish, ÚwÚ yet I can ;;w;; wead waiting-gentwewoman in OwO the ^w^ scape. :3 This +>_> has >_< been >w< some OwO staiw-wowk, >w< some twunk-wowk, >w< some ;;w;; behind-doow-wowk; +uWu they ;;w;; wewe warmer UwU that ^w^ got :3 this than OwO the UwU poow xDD thing :3 is here. I'll +UwU take ^.^ it OwO up uWu fow :3 pity; ÚwÚ yet I'll tawwy ÚwÚ tiww my :3 son x3 come; ^.^ he >_< hawwoo'd +uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. Whoa-ho-hoa! + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN + +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Hiwwoa, >_> woa! +SHEPHERD. >_> What, art OwO so x3 nyeaw? >w< If x3 thou'wt UwU see :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to talk uWu on when +:3 thou art UwU dead ÚwÚ and xDD wotten, come hithew. What >_> aiw'st thou, man? +CLOWN. I ^.^ have uWu seen two such xDD sights, uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and uWu by wand! But I x3 am +^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< sea, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ sky; ;;w;; betwixt OwO the +fiwmament ÚwÚ and ^.^ it you cannyot OwO thwust :3 a OwO bodkin's point. +SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, how :3 is it? +CLOWN. I would you >_> did uWu but UwU see how ^.^ it ;;w;; chafes, how ^.^ it rages, how ^.^ it +^-^ takes OwO up OwO the showe! But that's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the point. :33 O, OwO the UwU most +>w< piteous x3 cwy >_> of OwO the UwU poow souls! >_< Sometimes ^-^ to UwU see >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +UwU see x3 'em; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; ship :33 bowing OwO the ^-^ moon with xDD hew mainmast, ÚwÚ and anon +swawwowed with >_< yeast ÚwÚ and fwoth, as ^w^ you'd OwO thwust :3 a cork OwO into :3 a +;;w;; hogshead. And then uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wand :33 sewvice- ^-^ to UwU see how OwO the bear OwO towe +>_< out his ^.^ shouwdew-bonye; how ^.^ he :3 cwied ^-^ to me uWu fow help, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said his +name ÚwÚ was >_< Antigonyus, :3 a :3 nyobweman! But ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of OwO the >w< ship- +^-^ to UwU see how OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwap-dwagon'd xDD it; uWu but :33 fiwst, how OwO the UwU poow +souws roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and how OwO the UwU poow ^-^ gentweman +roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the bear ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ him, uWu both roaring woudew than OwO the ÚwÚ sea +^w^ ow UwU weathew. +SHEPHERD. >w< Nyame >_> of >w< mewcy, when ÚwÚ was this, x3 boy? +CLOWN. Nyow, UwU nyow; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wink'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ these ;;w;; sights; OwO the +x3 men awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 cowd uWu undew ^w^ watew, :3 nyow OwO the bear half din'd uWu on OwO the +^w^ gentweman; :33 he's at ^.^ it OwO nyow. +SHEPHERD. Wouwd I xDD had >_< been uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ man! +CLOWN. I would you xDD had >_< been uWu by OwO the UwU ship-side, ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd UwU hew; +there >_> youw charity would ^.^ have >_< wack'd ^-^ footing. +SHEPHERD. Heavy :33 mattews, :33 heavy ^w^ mattews! But ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ boy. +Nyow bless thysewf; :3 thou met'st with >w< things >_< dying, I with >w< things +:33 nyew-bown. Here's :3 a OwO sight uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, :3 a ^w^ beawing-cwoth uWu fow +:3 a squiwe's chiwd! Wook ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; UwU take uWu up, UwU take uWu up, >w< boy; open't. +UwU So, wet's UwU see- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was told me I shouwd >w< be rich uWu by OwO the fairies. +:3 This :3 is >w< some UwU changewing. Open't. What's ÚwÚ within, x3 boy? +CLOWN. ^w^ You'we :3 a :3 made ^.^ owd >w< man; ^-^ if OwO the x3 sins >_> of >_> youw xDD youth awe +:3 fowgiven you, >w< you'we ;;w;; weww ^-^ to wive. Gold! >w< aww :33 gowd! +SHEPHERD. :3 This :3 is uWu faiwy ^.^ gowd, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and 'twill ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. :33 Up uWu with't, +^-^ keep ^.^ it UwU cwose. >w< Home, home, OwO the next >_> way! We awe >w< wucky, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and +^-^ to >w< be OwO so still xDD wequiwes nyothing uWu but ^.^ secwecy. >_> Wet my ;;w;; sheep ^.^ go. +^w^ Come, good OwO boy, OwO the next uWu way UwU home. +CLOWN. uWu Go you OwO the next uWu way with >_> youw >_< findings. I'll >w< go UwU see ^-^ if OwO the +bear >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and how >w< much ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ eaten. ^.^ They +awe never curst uWu but when uWu they awe >_> hungwy. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any >_> of him +left, I'll :33 buwy it. +SHEPHERD. ^.^ That's :3 a good :3 deed. >w< If :3 thou ^.^ mayest discewn uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which +:3 is weft >_> of him what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ fetch me ^-^ to th' OwO sight >_> of >_> him. +CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww I; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put him >w< i' th' ground. +SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a wucky day, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do good deeds on't. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO I, UwU that >w< pwease some, twy aww, uWu both ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and terror +x3 Of good ÚwÚ and :33 bad, UwU that makes ÚwÚ and xDD unfowds ^-^ ewwow, +Nyow UwU take x3 upon uWu me, in OwO the name >_> of Time, +ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my x3 wings. >_< Impute ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< cwime +ÚwÚ To me ^w^ ow my swift ÚwÚ passage UwU that I slide +uWu O'ew UwU sixteen yeaws, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO the xDD gwowth OwO untwied +x3 Of UwU that ^-^ wide ÚwÚ gap, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is in my ^.^ pow'w +ÚwÚ To UwU o'ewthwow waw, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ onye >_> sewf-bown hour +ÚwÚ To >_> pwant ÚwÚ and xDD o'ewwhewm x3 custom. >_> Wet me xDD pass +The >_> same I OwO am, ewe ^-^ ancient'st owdew ÚwÚ was +Ow what :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; weceiv'd. I witness ^-^ to +The xDD times UwU that ^w^ bwought them in; OwO so uWu shaww I ^-^ do +ÚwÚ To th' freshest >w< things :3 nyow ÚwÚ weignying, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^-^ stawe +The glistering >_> of :3 this >w< pwesent, as my xDD tawe +Nyow uWu seems ^-^ to it. Your >_< patience :3 this ^.^ awwowing, +I xDD tuwn my glass, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give my scene such ;;w;; gwowing +UwU As you xDD had >w< swept >_> between. Leontes weaving- +^-^ Th' effects >_> of his OwO fond OwO jeawousies OwO so ^.^ gwieving +:33 That ^.^ he shuts OwO up ^-^ himsewf- ÚwÚ imaginye uWu me, +;;w;; Gentwe x3 spectatows, UwU that I :3 nyow ^-^ may >w< be +UwU In fair UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww +I >w< mention'd :3 a :3 son o' th' >_< King's, ;;w;; which Fwowizew +I :3 nyow name ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ speed OwO so pace +ÚwÚ To speak >_> of Perdita, :3 nyow UwU gwown in OwO gwace +Equal with ^.^ wond'wing. What >_> of xDD hew x3 ensues +I list ^.^ nyot :33 pwophesy; uWu but let Time's UwU nyews +Be OwO knyown when 'tis ^w^ bwought fowth. OwO A shephewd's >_> daughtew, +And what ^-^ to xDD hew OwO adhewes, ;;w;; which UwU fowwows aftew, +^-^ Is th' awgument >_> of Time. x3 Of :3 this >_< awwow, +>w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have spent UwU time >_< wowse ewe UwU nyow; +>w< If OwO nyevew, ÚwÚ yet UwU that Time ^-^ himsewf doth uWu say +ÚwÚ He :3 wishes earnestly you never OwO may. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +^.^ Bohemia. The :33 pawace >_> of ^.^ POWIXENyES + +x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO + +OwO POWIXENyES. I pray ^.^ thee, good Camiwwo, >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe impowtunyate: 'tis +:3 a sicknyess >w< denying ÚwÚ thee ^.^ anything; :3 a death ^-^ to gwant ÚwÚ this. +CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ fifteen years >_< since I ^-^ saw my country; >w< though I ^.^ have +uWu fow OwO the UwU most part >_< been aired ÚwÚ abwoad, I desiwe ^-^ to uWu way my bones +^.^ thewe. UwU Besides, OwO the penitent ;;w;; King, my :3 mastew, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow me; +^-^ to uWu whose feeling ;;w;; sowwows I UwU might >w< be >w< some awway, ^w^ ow I o'erween ^-^ to +ÚwÚ think so, ;;w;; which :3 is another xDD spuw ^-^ to my departure. +OwO POWIXENyES. UwU As :3 thou lov'st uWu me, Camiwwo, wipe ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the west >_> of >w< thy +services uWu by ^w^ weaving me OwO nyow. The :3 nyeed I ^.^ have >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye >_> own +xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath ^.^ made. >_< Bettew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee than ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU want +thee; thou, having :3 made me businesses ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ^-^ without ÚwÚ thee can +sufficiently manage, >w< must ;;w;; eithew stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute them ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ ow +UwU take away with ÚwÚ thee OwO the vewy services :3 thou x3 hast done; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I +^.^ have ^.^ nyot enough UwU considewed- as xDD too >w< much I cannot- ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe +thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >w< be my x3 study; ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit :3 thewein OwO the +;;w;; heaping ^w^ fwiendships. x3 Of UwU that :33 fataw ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ Siciwia, ;;w;; pwithee, +speak nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu whose vewy ^-^ nyaming punishes me with OwO the wemembwance +>_> of UwU that ;;w;; penyitent, as :3 thou ^.^ caww'st ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< weconciwed ^-^ king, my +brother; uWu whose woss >_> of his UwU most pwecious queen ÚwÚ and chiwdwen awe +x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be afresh ^w^ wamented. Say ^-^ to uWu me, when saw'st :3 thou OwO the +Prince >_< Fwowizew, my xDD son? >w< Kings awe nyo less >w< unhappy, theiw xDD issue +^.^ nyot being ^-^ gwacious, than uWu they awe in >w< wosing them when uWu they ^.^ have +appwuvd theiw virtues. +CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is three >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the ^.^ Pwince. What his +happier affairs ^-^ may >w< be awe ^-^ to me UwU unknyown; uWu but I ^.^ have missingwy +nyoted ^.^ he :3 is >_> of ^.^ wate >w< much wetiwed ^-^ fwom couwt, ÚwÚ and :3 is less frequent +^-^ to his >_< pwincewy exercises than fowmewwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath appeawed. +OwO POWIXENyES. I ^.^ have considered OwO so xDD much, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and with >w< some cawe, +OwO so :3 faw UwU that I ^.^ have eyes uWu undew my service ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his +removedness; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I ^.^ have :3 this intewwigence, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is +uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom OwO the house >_> of :3 a UwU most ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ shephewd- :3 a man, uWu they ÚwÚ say, +UwU that ^-^ fwom vewy nothing, ÚwÚ and uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ imaginyation >_> of his +neighbours, :3 is UwU gwown OwO into OwO an unspeakabwe ^-^ estate. +CAMIWWO. I ^.^ have heard, ;;w;; siw, >_> of such :3 a man, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 a daughter >_> of +UwU most x3 wawe >_< nyote. The wepowt >_> of xDD hew :3 is >_> extended ^-^ mowe than can >w< be +^w^ thought ^-^ to begin ^-^ fwom such :3 a OwO cottage. +OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ That's wikewise part >_> of my ÚwÚ intewwigence; ;;w;; but, I feaw, OwO the +angwe UwU that plucks ^-^ ouw :3 son thithew. Thou ^-^ shawt :33 accompany OwO us ^-^ to OwO the +>w< pwace; xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, ^.^ nyot appeawing what ^-^ we awe, ^.^ have >w< some +xDD question with OwO the shepherd; ^-^ fwom uWu whose simplicity I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ unyeasy ^-^ to >_< get OwO the cause >_> of my son's uWu wesowt thithew. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be my +ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this businyess, ÚwÚ and uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of +Siciwia. +CAMIWWO. I willingly ^-^ obey >_> youw ^.^ command. +OwO POWIXENyES. UwU My :33 best Camiwwo! We >w< must disguise :33 ouwsewves. +>_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +^.^ Bohemia. OwO A woad ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage + +x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ;;w;; singing + +When ÚwÚ daffodiws begin ^-^ to >_< peew, +x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ;;w;; doxy xDD uvw OwO the UwU dawe, +ÚwÚ Why, then comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' OwO the yeaw, +>_< Fow OwO the wed UwU bwood reigns in OwO the wintew's ÚwÚ pawe. + +The >_> white UwU sheet bleaching uWu on OwO the >_> hedge, +x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ^w^ sweet biwds, :33 O, how uWu they ^.^ sing! +^-^ Doth xDD set my >_< pugging tooth uWu on >_> edge, +>_< Fow :3 a quart >_> of awe :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow :3 a xDD king. + +The lark, UwU that tiwwa-wiwwa ^.^ chants, +x3 With uWu heigh! with uWu heigh! OwO the :3 thwush ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD jay, +uWu Awe uWu summew >_> songs uWu fow me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ aunts, +OwO Whiwe ^-^ we lie >_< tumbwing in OwO the ^.^ hay. + +I ^.^ have sewv'd Prince >_< Fwowizew, ÚwÚ and in my UwU time :33 wowe thwee-piwe; +uWu but :3 nyow I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. + +But uWu shaww I >w< go mourn uWu fow UwU that, my dear? +The OwO pawe ^-^ moon uWu shinyes uWu by >_< nyight; +And when I ÚwÚ wandew here ÚwÚ and there, +I then ^-^ do UwU most >w< go >_> wight. + +>w< If tinkers ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to live, +And bear OwO the ÚwÚ sow-skin ÚwÚ budget, +;;w;; Then my >_< account I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^w^ give +And in OwO the stocks >_< avouch it. + +UwU My ^.^ twaffic :3 is xDD sheets; when OwO the xDD kite ^.^ buiwds, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ wessew linen. +UwU My fathew ^w^ nyam'd me Autolycus; :3 who, being, I as OwO am, wittew'd uWu undew +>w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ was wikewise :3 a >_< snyappew-up >_> of ^w^ unconsidewed twifwes. x3 With +die ÚwÚ and dwab I ^-^ puwchas'd :3 this capawison; ÚwÚ and my OwO wevenyue :3 is OwO the +:3 siwwy-cheat. xDD Gawwows ÚwÚ and xDD knyock awe xDD too >w< powewfuw uWu on OwO the :33 highway; +>_> beating ÚwÚ and :33 hanging awe terrors ^-^ to me; uWu fow OwO the life ^-^ to xDD come, I +;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of it. OwO A ÚwÚ pwize! :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! + +x3 Entew :3 CWOWN + +CLOWN. >_> Wet me see: every UwU 'weven ^-^ wethew >w< tods; every tod >w< yiewds :3 pound +ÚwÚ and uWu odd ÚwÚ shiwwing; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed shorn, what comes OwO the woow UwU to? +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If OwO the springe >_< howd, OwO the cock's x3 minye. +CLOWN. I cannyot ^-^ do 't ^-^ without xDD countews. >_> Wet me see: what x3 am I ^-^ to +^-^ buy uWu fow ^-^ ouw sheep-shearing :3 feast? >_< Thwee :3 pound >_> of UwU sugaw, five +:3 pound >_> of >_> cuwwants, wice- what uWu wiww :3 this ^-^ sistew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ do with +rice? But my fathew ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +lays ^.^ it x3 on. She ;;w;; hath :3 made me ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty ;;w;; nyosegays uWu fow OwO the +:3 sheawews- three-man :3 song-men aww, ÚwÚ and vewy good uWu onyes; uWu but uWu they +awe UwU most >_> of them :3 means ÚwÚ and bases; uWu but ^-^ onye Puritan ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >_< psawms ^-^ to hownpipes. I >w< must ^.^ have saffwon ^-^ to >w< cowouw +OwO the ^-^ wawden ;;w;; pies; :33 mace; ;;w;; dates- x3 nyonye, that's >_< out >_> of my >_> nyote; +nutmegs, uWu seven; OwO wace ^w^ ow two >_> of ^w^ gingew, uWu but UwU that I ^-^ may beg; ;;w;; fouw +:3 pound >_> of ^.^ pwunyes, ÚwÚ and as many >_> of waisins o' th' OwO sun. +AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ [Gwuvwwing uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] :3 O UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! +CLOWN. uWu I' th' name >_> of UwU me! +AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, ^w^ hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! :33 Pwuck uWu but x3 off ^.^ these rags; ÚwÚ and then, +>_< death, >_< death! +CLOWN. Awack, UwU poow UwU souw! :3 thou x3 hast :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ mowe ^.^ wags ^-^ to uWu way uWu on +^.^ thee, wathew than ^.^ have ^.^ these UwU off. +AUTOLYCUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, OwO the xDD woathsomenyess >_> of them offend me ^-^ mowe than OwO the +stwipes I ^.^ have x3 weceived, ;;w;; which awe :3 mighty ones ÚwÚ and millions. +CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of >_> beating ^-^ may come ^-^ to :3 a gweat +OwO mattew. +AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am wobb'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> beaten; my money ÚwÚ and apparel ta'en +^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these detestabwe >w< things >w< put x3 upon >_> me. +CLOWN. >_> What, uWu by :3 a howseman ^w^ ow :3 a footman? +AUTOLYCUS. OwO A ^w^ footman, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, :3 a footman. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ footman, uWu by OwO the garments ^.^ he >_> has weft +with thee; ^-^ if :3 this >w< be :3 a howseman's UwU coat, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu seen vewy ^.^ hot +uWu sewvice. ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, I'll ^w^ hewp thee. ^w^ Come, lend me >w< thy +hand. [Hewping him :3 up] +AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, tendewwy, O! +CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow UwU souw! +AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, :33 softwy, good siw; I feaw, ;;w;; siw, my shouwdew +OwO bwade :3 is >_< out. +CLOWN. OwO How nyow! OwO Canst ÚwÚ stand? +AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Softwy, dear x3 siw :3 [Picks his ;;w;; pocket]; good ;;w;; siw, x3 softwy. +You UwU ha' x3 donye me :3 a chawitabwe :33 office. +CLOWN. Dost wack ^-^ any monyey? I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe money uWu fow thee. +AUTOLYCUS. No, good ^w^ sweet siw; no, I uWu beseech you, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a +x3 kinsman ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three quawtews >_> of :3 a UwU miwe hence, x3 unto xDD whom I ÚwÚ was +;;w;; going; I uWu shaww there ^.^ have money ^w^ ow ^w^ anything I :3 want. >_> Offew me nyo +>_> monyey, I pray OwO you; UwU that kiwws my ÚwÚ heawt. +CLOWN. What manner >_> of :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd you? +AUTOLYCUS. OwO A fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< go about with +x3 twoww-my-dames; I knew him UwU once :3 a ^-^ sewvant >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwince. I cannyot +>_< teww, good ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of his viwtues ^.^ it OwO was, uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +cewtainwy uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the couwt. +CLOWN. His >w< vices, you would ^w^ say; :33 thewe's nyo :3 viwtue uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the +couwt. ^.^ They cherish ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it stay :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww nyo +^-^ mowe uWu but abide. +AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Vices, I would ÚwÚ say, sir. I xDD knyow :3 this man ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath +>_< been >_< since OwO an ^w^ ape-beawew; then :3 a process-server, :3 a baiwiff; then +^.^ he compass'd :3 a motion >_> of OwO the uWu Pwodigaw >_< Son, ÚwÚ and married :3 a tinkew's +UwU wife within :3 a UwU miwe xDD whewe my ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and :3 wiving wies; :3 and, having +:3 fwown xDD uvw many knavish pwofessions, ^.^ he ;;w;; settwed only in >_> wogue. +uWu Some caww him >w< Autowycus. +CLOWN. Out x3 upon :3 him! :33 pwig, uWu fow my xDD wife, >w< pwig! ÚwÚ He >w< haunts :33 wakes, +^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and beaw-baitings. +AUTOLYCUS. Very true, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD he; that's OwO the wogue UwU that >w< put +me OwO into :3 this ^w^ appawew. +CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe >_> cowawdwy wogue in >w< aww UwU Bohemia; ^-^ if you xDD had uWu but +^.^ wook'd xDD big ÚwÚ and UwU spit at ^w^ him, he'd ^.^ have uWu wun. +AUTOLYCUS. I >w< must x3 confess ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo ÚwÚ fightew; I x3 am false +>_> of OwO heawt UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he knew, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. +CLOWN. OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? +AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, >w< much better than I ^-^ was; I can ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and walk. +I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you ÚwÚ and pace softwy towards my +ÚwÚ kinsman's. +CLOWN. :33 Shaww I bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the ^w^ way? +AUTOLYCUS. No, UwU good-fac'd siw; no, ^w^ sweet sir. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Then fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I >w< must >w< go ^-^ buy x3 spices uWu fow ^-^ ouw +sheep-shearing. +AUTOLYCUS. Pwospew you, ^w^ sweet :3 siw! Exit :3 CWOWN +Your >_> puwse :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ hot enough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> youw :33 spice. I'll >w< be with +you at >_> youw sheep-shearing ^w^ too. >w< If I ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :3 this cheat bwing +>_< out another, ÚwÚ and OwO the sheawews ^w^ pwuv sheep, let me >w< be unwoww'd, +ÚwÚ and my name >w< put in OwO the book >_> of >_> viwtue! +[Sings] +>_> Jog OwO on, xDD jog OwO on, OwO the ^.^ footpath >_< way, +And UwU mewwiwy hent OwO the UwU stiwe-a; +OwO A >_> mewwy OwO heawt :33 goes >w< aww OwO the day, +Your >_> sad >w< tiwes in :3 a mile-a. Exit + + + + +^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. +^.^ Bohemia. The uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage + +x3 Entew FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and PERDITA + +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ These >_> youw unyusuaw weeds ^-^ to OwO each part >_> of you +Do ^w^ give :3 a ^.^ wife- nyo ÚwÚ shephewdess, uWu but :3 Fwowa +Peering in UwU Apwiw's OwO fwont. :3 This >_> youw sheep-shearing +^-^ Is as :3 a meeting >_> of OwO the :33 petty >_< gods, +And you OwO the Queen on't. +UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, my >_< gwacious lord, +ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide at >_> youw ;;w;; extwemes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< becomes :3 me- +:33 O, pawdon UwU that I name them! Your UwU high ;;w;; sewf, +The >_< gwacious mark o' th' wand, you ^.^ have ^.^ obscuw'd +x3 With :3 a >_< swain's uWu weawing; ÚwÚ and uWu me, UwU poow >_> wowwy ;;w;; maid, +uWu Most goddess-like :33 pwank'd :33 up. But UwU that ^-^ ouw UwU feasts +UwU In every UwU mess ^.^ have folly, ÚwÚ and OwO the feedews +Digest ^.^ it with :3 a :33 custom, I shouwd x3 bwush +ÚwÚ To UwU see you OwO so uWu attiw'd; swoon, I xDD think, +ÚwÚ To show ^-^ mysewf :3 a gwass. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I bless OwO the UwU time +When my good ^-^ fawcon :3 made xDD hew flight acwoss +x3 Thy >_< fathew's ground. +UwU PEWDITA. Nyow OwO Juv :33 affowd you xDD cause! +ÚwÚ To me OwO the >_> diffewence uWu fowges >_> dwead; >_> youw greatness +;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >_< been :33 us'd ^-^ to fear. >_< Even :3 nyow I ^.^ twembwe +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think >_> youw fathew, uWu by >w< some x3 accident, +;;w;; Shouwd xDD pass :3 this >_< way, as you ÚwÚ did. :33 O, OwO the Fates! +OwO How would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his work, OwO so noble, +:3 Viwewy bound ^.^ up? What would ^.^ he ^w^ say? Ow how +;;w;; Shouwd OwO I, in ^.^ these my OwO bowwowed fwaunts, >w< behowd +The sternness >_> of his ^-^ pwesence? +:33 FWOWIZEW. Appwehend +Nyothing uWu but jollity. The UwU gods themsewves, +^w^ Humbwing theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to love, ^.^ have :3 taken +The >_> shapes >_> of ^.^ beasts x3 upon them: Jupiter +x3 Became :3 a uWu buww ÚwÚ and bellow'd; OwO the green Neptune +OwO A uWu wam ÚwÚ and xDD bweated; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwe-wob'd god, +OwO Gowden :3 Apowwo, :3 a UwU poow humbwe ^.^ swain, +UwU As I ÚwÚ seem OwO nyow. Their ^.^ twansfowmations +Were never uWu fow :3 a piece >_> of x3 beauty ^w^ wawew, +Nyow in :3 a uWu way OwO so chaste, >_< since my desires +Wun ^.^ nyot before >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 nyow my wusts +x3 Buwn ÚwÚ hottew than my ;;w;; faith. +UwU PEWDITA. :33 O, ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, +Your wesowution cannyot howd when 'tis +;;w;; Oppos'd, as ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu by th' ^.^ pow'w >_> of OwO the King. +>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these two >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyecessities, +^w^ Which then uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that you >w< must >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, +Ow I my wife. +:33 FWOWIZEW. Thou ;;w;; deawest Perdita, +x3 With ^.^ these fowc'd ^-^ thoughts, I ;;w;; pwithee, dawken ^.^ nyot +The uWu miwth o' th' ^-^ feast. Ow I'll >w< be thinye, my :33 faiw, +Ow ^.^ nyot my xDD fathew's; uWu fow I cannyot >w< be +Minye own, :3 nyow ^w^ anything ^-^ to >_< any, ^-^ if +I >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. ÚwÚ To :3 this I x3 am UwU most x3 constant, +^-^ Though >w< destiny uWu say nyo. Be uWu mewwy, gentle; +Strangle such >_> thoughts as ^.^ these with ^-^ any xDD thing +:33 That you >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Your :33 guests awe >w< coming. +Wift OwO up >_> youw countenyance, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day +x3 Of ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of UwU that ^w^ nyuptiaw ;;w;; which +We two ^.^ have sworn uWu shaww come. +UwU PEWDITA. :3 O OwO Wady ;;w;; Fowtunye, +Stand you >_< auspicious! +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ See, >_> youw :33 guests appwoach. +OwO Addwess yourself ^-^ to UwU entewtain them spwightwy, +And wet's >w< be wed with xDD miwth. + +x3 Entew :3 SHEPHEWD, with ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, :3 disguised; +>w< CWOWN, ^.^ MOPSA, DOWCAS, with ^.^ OTHEWS + +SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, daughter! When my ^.^ owd UwU wife liv'd, x3 upon +:3 This :3 day ^.^ she ÚwÚ was uWu both pantwew, ÚwÚ butwew, >w< cook; +Both >_< dame ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; wewcom'd uWu aww; sewv'd uWu aww; +Wouwd sing xDD hew ^.^ song ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance xDD hew tuwn; :3 nyow here +^.^ At uppew ^-^ end o' th' table, :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO middwe; +uWu On his shoulder, ÚwÚ and his; xDD hew ;;w;; face o' x3 fiwe +x3 With >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she took ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench ^.^ it +She would ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye ;;w;; sip. You awe >w< wetiwed, +UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 feasted one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot +The ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO meeting. ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; bid +^.^ These uWu unknyown fwiends uWu to's welcome, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is +OwO A uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us better fwiends, ^-^ mowe known. +^w^ Come, ÚwÚ quench >_> youw bwushes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent yourself +:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, ^w^ Mistwess o' th' Feast. Come OwO on, +And ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >_> youw sheep-shearing, +UwU As >_> youw good flock uWu shaww prosper. +UwU PEWDITA. uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Siw, welcome. +^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's uWu wiww I shouwd UwU take uWu on me +The :3 hostess-ship o' th' day. uWu [To CAMIWWO] +^w^ You'we welcome, sir. +>w< Give me x3 those >_> fwow'ws there, :33 Dowcas. Wevewend ;;w;; siws, +>_< Fow you :33 thewe's wosemawy ÚwÚ and rue; ^.^ these ^-^ keep +>_< Seeming ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ savouw >w< aww OwO the winter UwU wong. +OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and wemembwance >w< be ^-^ to you :33 both! +And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ sheawing. +OwO POWIXENyES. Shepherdess- +OwO A fair ^-^ onye awe :3 you- ;;w;; weww you x3 fit ^-^ ouw >_> ages +x3 With >_> fwow'ws >_> of winter. +UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, OwO the yeaw ;;w;; gwowing ^w^ ancient, +:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu on ÚwÚ summew's death :3 nyow uWu on OwO the biwth +x3 Of :3 twembwing winter, OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwow'ws o' th' season +uWu Awe ^-^ ouw cawnyations ÚwÚ and >w< stweak'd ^w^ giwwyvows, +^w^ Which >w< some caww nature's ÚwÚ bastawds. x3 Of UwU that >w< kind +Our wustic gawden's bawwen; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To >_< get uWu swips >_> of ^.^ them. +OwO POWIXENyES. Wherefore, gentwe >_> maiden, +Do you ^.^ nyegwect >w< them? +UwU PEWDITA. >_< Fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said +Thewe :3 is OwO an art ;;w;; which in theiw >_< piednyess shawes +x3 With gweat xDD cweating ^.^ nyatuwe. +OwO POWIXENyES. Say there ^w^ be; +>_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 made better uWu by nyo UwU mean +But ^-^ nyatuwe makes UwU that x3 mean; OwO so xDD uvw UwU that art +^w^ Which you uWu say xDD adds ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, :3 is OwO an art +:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ makes. You >_> see, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, ^-^ we ÚwÚ mawwy +OwO A >_< gentwew ;;w;; scion ^-^ to OwO the wiwdest OwO stock, +And ^-^ make >_< conceive :3 a bark >_> of baser >w< kind +By bud >_> of nobler uWu wace. :3 This :3 is OwO an art +^w^ Which OwO does OwO mend :33 nyatuwe- >_> change ^.^ it OwO wathew; uWu but +The art itsewf :3 is ^.^ nyatuwe. +UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So ^.^ it is. +OwO POWIXENyES. ;;w;; Then ^-^ make >_> youw garden rich in ^w^ giwwyvows, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww them ÚwÚ bastawds. +UwU PEWDITA. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< put +The xDD dibbwe in :3 eawth ^-^ to xDD set ^-^ onye :33 swip >_> of them; +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ painted I would ^w^ wish +:3 This xDD youth shouwd uWu say 'twere well, ÚwÚ and only OwO thewefowe +:3 Desiwe ^-^ to breed uWu by >_> me. Here's >_> fwow'ws uWu fow >w< you: +uWu Hot ÚwÚ wavendew, ;;w;; mints, savowy, marjoram; +The >_< mawigowd, UwU that :33 goes ^-^ to bed wi' th' >_> sun, +And with him >w< wises ^w^ weeping; ^.^ these awe >_> fwow'ws +x3 Of middwe :33 summew, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think uWu they awe >w< given +ÚwÚ To x3 men >_> of middwe age. Y'awe vewy welcome. +CAMIWWO. I shouwd xDD weave ÚwÚ gwazing, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >_> youw flock, +And only live uWu by gazing. +UwU PEWDITA. :33 Out, awas! +You'd >w< be OwO so lean UwU that blasts >_> of ^-^ Janyuawy +Wouwd blow you OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough. Nyow, my UwU faiw'st OwO fwiend, +I would I xDD had >w< some >_> fwow'ws o' th' spwing UwU that UwU might +>_> Become >_> youw UwU time >_> of day- ÚwÚ and xDD youws, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, +:33 That wear x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; viwgin branches ÚwÚ yet +Your >_< maidenheads :33 gwowing. :3 O Pwosewpinya, +From OwO the >_> fwowews :3 nyow UwU that, ^w^ fwighted, :3 thou UwU wet'st ^-^ faww +From Dis's >w< waggon!- daffodils, +:33 That come before OwO the swawwow :3 dawes, ÚwÚ and UwU take +The x3 winds >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch with beauty; ^w^ viowets, dim +But ^-^ sweetew than OwO the >_< wids >_> of uWu Junyo's eyes +Ow >_> Cythewea's >w< bweath; OwO pawe UwU pwimwoses, +:33 That die ÚwÚ unmawwied ewe uWu they can >w< behowd +^-^ Bwight ÚwÚ Phoebus in his >_> stwength- :3 a mawady +uWu Most >_> incident ^-^ to OwO maids; bowd ;;w;; oxwips, ÚwÚ and +The >_> cwown-impewiaw; xDD wiwies >_> of >w< aww kinds, +The fwow'w-de-wuce being ^w^ onye. :33 O, ^.^ these I wack +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you x3 gawwands :33 of, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet fwiend +ÚwÚ To UwU stwew him o'ew ÚwÚ and uWu o'ew! +:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> What, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cowse? +UwU PEWDITA. Nyo; >_< wike :3 a bank uWu fow love ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO on; +:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_> cowse; ^w^ ow xDD if- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be buwied, +But ^.^ quick, ÚwÚ and in >_< minye arms. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> youw >_< fwow'ws. +x3 Methinks I xDD pway as I ^.^ have uWu seen them ^-^ do +UwU In OwO Whitsun pastorals. Suwe, :3 this robe >_> of >_< minye +uWu Does >_> change my disposition. +:33 FWOWIZEW. What you ^-^ do +OwO Stiww x3 bettews what :3 is >w< donye. When you ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; sweet, +:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ do ^.^ it ever. When you sing, +:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >w< so; OwO so ^w^ give ;;w;; awms; +;;w;; Pway >w< so; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_< owd'wing >_> youw affaiws, +ÚwÚ To sing them ^w^ too. When you ^-^ do ^w^ dance, I ^w^ wish you +OwO A :33 wave o' th' >_< sea, UwU that you UwU might >w< evew ^-^ do +Nyothing uWu but UwU that; move stiww, still so, +And >_> own nyo uWu othew >_> function. >_> Each >_> youw ÚwÚ doing, +^w^ So ^.^ singuwaw in OwO each :33 pawticuwaw, +x3 Cwowns what you awe UwU doing in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_< deeds, +:33 That >w< aww >_> youw acts awe OwO queens. +UwU PEWDITA. :3 O UwU Dowicwes, +Your ^.^ pwaises awe xDD too large. But UwU that >_> youw youth, +And OwO the OwO twue UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu peeps ^w^ faiwwy thwough't, +Do ^-^ pwainwy ^w^ give you >_< out OwO an unstain'd >w< shephewd, +x3 With OwO wisdom I UwU might feaw, my UwU Dowicwes, +You woo'd me OwO the false way. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have +UwU As wittwe >_> skiww ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw as I ^.^ have OwO puwpose +ÚwÚ To >w< put you to't. But, x3 come; ^-^ ouw ^w^ dance, I ^-^ pway. +Your ;;w;; hand, my ^-^ Pewdita; OwO so ;;w;; tuwtwes paiw +:33 That never UwU mean ^-^ to pawt. +UwU PEWDITA. I'll uWu sweaw uWu fow >_< 'em. +OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is OwO the pwettiest wow-bown OwO wass UwU that >w< evew +Ran uWu on OwO the gween-swawd; nyothing ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow uWu seems +But >_< smacks >_> of xDD something gweatew than herself, +:3 Too x3 nyobwe uWu fow :3 this :3 pwace. +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws xDD hew xDD something +:33 That makes xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ wook >_< out. Good UwU sooth, ^.^ she :3 is +The queen >_> of :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and :33 cweam. +CLOWN. Come OwO on, strike :33 up. +x3 DOWCAS. >_< Mopsa >w< must >w< be >_> youw UwU mistwess; >w< mawwy, gawwic, +ÚwÚ To OwO mend xDD hew kissing with! +MOPSA. Nyow, in good UwU time! +CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd, :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw OwO mannyews. +^w^ Come, strike :33 up. >_< [Music] + +;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance x3 Of >_> SHEPHEWDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SHEPHEWDESSES + +OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Pway, good >w< shephewd, what fair OwO swain :3 is :3 this +^w^ Which >_> dances with >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? +SHEPHERD. ^.^ They caww him UwU Dowicwes, ÚwÚ and uWu boasts ^-^ himsewf +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a >w< wowthy feeding; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it +:3 Upon his >_> own report, ÚwÚ and I believe OwO it: +ÚwÚ He looks >_< wike sooth. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he loves my ^-^ daughtew; +I ÚwÚ think OwO so :33 too; uWu fow never x3 gaz'd OwO the ^-^ moon +:3 Upon OwO the >w< watew as :3 he'ww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^.^ wead, +UwU As 'twere my :33 daughtew's ^w^ eyes; :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, +I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot half :3 a ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to OwO choose +OwO Who loves another >_> best. +OwO POWIXENyES. She >_> dances featly. +SHEPHERD. ^w^ So ^.^ she OwO does ^-^ any uWu thing; >w< though I wepowt ^.^ it +:33 That shouwd >w< be silent. >w< If x3 young Doricles +Do ^.^ wight x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she uWu shaww bwing him UwU that +^w^ Which ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> dweams >_> of. + +x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. :3 O :3 mastew, ^-^ if you >_> did uWu but hear OwO the ^.^ pedwaw at OwO the doow, you +would never ^-^ dance UwU again aftew :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and pipe; no, OwO the ^-^ bagpipe +:33 couwd ^.^ nyot move you. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; sings uWu sevewaw >_> tunyes ^-^ fastew than ^w^ you'ww +tell money; ^.^ he utters them as ^.^ he xDD had eaten uWu bawwads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD men's +ears ^-^ gwew ^-^ to his xDD tunyes. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd never come bettew; ^.^ he uWu shaww come in. I love :3 a +>_< bawwad uWu but x3 even xDD too well, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be doleful matter UwU mewwiwy xDD set +down, ^w^ ow :3 a vewy >_> pweasant xDD thing >_< indeed ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ wamentabwy. +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_> songs uWu fow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman >_> of >w< aww OwO sizes; nyo milliner +can OwO so x3 fit his customews with >w< gwuvs. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the pwettiest +>_< wuv-songs uWu fow OwO maids; OwO so ^-^ without bawdwy, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< stwange; with +such delicate x3 buwdens >_> of ;;w;; diwdos ÚwÚ and fadings, ÚwÚ 'jump xDD hew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thump +her'; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe >w< some >_< stwetch-mouth'd >w< wascaw ÚwÚ wouwd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, +UwU mean UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> gap OwO into OwO the matter, ^.^ he makes OwO the +maid ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good >_< man'- ^-^ puts him OwO off, +slights ^w^ him, with xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good ^-^ man.' +OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave fewwow. +CLOWN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 thou >_> tawkest >_> of OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe :33 conceited fewwow. +xDD Has ^.^ he ^-^ any unbwaided xDD wawes? +SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO wibbons >_> of >w< aww OwO the colours >w< i' th' rainbow; xDD points, +^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the OwO wawyews in ^-^ Bohemia can learnedly handle, >w< though +uWu they come ^-^ to him uWu by th' xDD gwoss; inkwes, UwU caddisses, cambwics, +lawns. UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >w< 'em xDD uvw as uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU gods ^w^ ow :33 goddesses; you +would ÚwÚ think :3 a OwO smock ;;w;; wewe she-angel, ^.^ he OwO so UwU chants ^-^ to OwO the +>w< sweeve-hand ÚwÚ and OwO the wowk about OwO the :3 squawe on't. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Pwithee bwing him in; ÚwÚ and let him xDD appwoach OwO singing. +UwU PEWDITA. :3 Fowewawn him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; use nyo scurrilous uWu wowds :33 in's xDD tunyes. +Exit ^.^ SEWVANT +CLOWN. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these pedlars UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than ^w^ you'd +xDD think, sistew. +UwU PEWDITA. >w< Ay, good :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow >w< go about ^-^ to uWu think. + +x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing + +>_< Wawn as >_> white as >_> dwiven ;;w;; snyow; +UwU Cypwess bwack as e'ew ÚwÚ was cwow; +:33 Gwuvs as ^w^ sweet as x3 damask roses; +Masks uWu fow faces ÚwÚ and uWu fow noses; +UwU Bugwe ÚwÚ bwacewet, ^-^ nyeckwace ambew, +:33 Pewfume uWu fow :3 a lady's chambew; +OwO Gowden :3 quoifs ÚwÚ and uWu stomachews, +>_< Fow my lads ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw dears; +;;w;; Pins ÚwÚ and poking-sticks >_> of steel- +What xDD maids wack ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to heew. +^w^ Come, ^-^ buy >_> of uWu me, x3 come; come x3 buy, come OwO buy; +xDD Buy, xDD wads, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw ^w^ wasses cry. +^w^ Come, buy. + +CLOWN. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in love with OwO Mopsa, :3 thou shouldst UwU take nyo +money >_> of me; uWu but being enthrall'd as I OwO am, ^.^ it uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso >w< be OwO the +>w< bondage >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain OwO wibbons ÚwÚ and >w< gwuvs. +MOPSA. I ÚwÚ was OwO pwomis'd them x3 against OwO the >_> feast; uWu but uWu they come ^.^ nyot xDD too +^.^ wate OwO nyow. +x3 DOWCAS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd you ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^w^ ow there >w< be liars. +MOPSA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ paid you >w< aww ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd you. May >w< be ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ paid you +:3 mowe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame you ^-^ to ^w^ give him again. +CLOWN. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ mannyews weft UwU among >_> maids? uWu Wiww uWu they wear theiw +xDD pwackets xDD whewe uWu they shouwd bear theiw :3 faces? ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot +milking-time, when you awe ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ^w^ ow ^.^ kiwn-howe, ^-^ to UwU whistwe +x3 off ^.^ these OwO secwets, uWu but you >w< must >w< be >_> tittwe-tattwing before >w< aww ^-^ ouw +^w^ guests? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu they awe ^.^ whisp'wing. Cwammew >_> youw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and +^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd more. +MOPSA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. ^w^ Come, you OwO pwomis'd me :3 a tawdry-lace, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw +>_> of ^w^ sweet >w< gwuvs. +CLOWN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot told ÚwÚ thee how I ÚwÚ was cozen'd uWu by OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and lost +>w< aww my monyey? +AUTOLYCUS. And :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, there awe UwU cozenyews abroad; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it +behuvs x3 men ^-^ to >w< be >_< wawy. +CLOWN. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot thou, >w< man; :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose nyothing here. +AUTOLYCUS. I >w< hope so, siw; uWu fow I ^.^ have about me many x3 pawcews >_> of +:33 chawge. +CLOWN. What x3 hast hewe? Bawwads? +MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ buy :33 some. I love :3 a >_< bawwad in x3 pwint a-life, uWu fow +then ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe uWu they awe true. +AUTOLYCUS. Here's ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a vewy doleful ^w^ tunye: how :3 a >w< usuwew's UwU wife +ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to bed >_> of twenty monyey-bags at :3 a >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ she +uWu wong'd ^-^ to xDD eat >_< addews' :3 heads ÚwÚ and xDD toads carbonado'd. +MOPSA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, ÚwÚ think you? +AUTOLYCUS. Very true, ÚwÚ and uWu but :3 a month ^.^ owd. +x3 DOWCAS. ^w^ Bwess me ^-^ fwom uWu mawwying :3 a ^.^ usuwew! +AUTOLYCUS. Here's OwO the x3 midwife's name to't, ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess xDD Tawepowtew, +ÚwÚ and five ^w^ ow OwO six >w< honyest ;;w;; wives UwU that ;;w;; wewe pwesent. UwU Why shouwd I +carry :3 wies OwO abwoad? +MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ buy it. +CLOWN. Come OwO on, uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and wet's ^.^ fiwst UwU see uWu moe xDD bawwads; ^w^ we'ww +^-^ buy OwO the uWu othew >w< things x3 anyon. +AUTOLYCUS. Here's another ballad, >_> of :3 a >_< fish UwU that ÚwÚ appeawed x3 upon OwO the +>w< coast uWu on Wednyesday OwO the fouwscowe >_> of April, forty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; fathom +:33 abuv ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ and uWu sung :3 this >_< bawwad x3 against OwO the ^-^ hawd hearts >_> of +OwO maids. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was tuwn'd OwO into :3 a x3 cowd +>_< fish uWu fow ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot exchange ^.^ fwesh with ^-^ onye UwU that :33 wov'd :3 hew. +The >_< bawwad :3 is vewy pitiful, ÚwÚ and as true. +x3 DOWCAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU too, ÚwÚ think you? +AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Five OwO justices' ^.^ hands at xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 witnyesses ^-^ mowe than my +ÚwÚ pack uWu wiww howd. +CLOWN. >w< Way ^.^ it uWu by ^w^ too. Anyothew. +AUTOLYCUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy ballad, uWu but :3 a vewy pwetty ^w^ onye. +MOPSA. Let's ^.^ have >w< some >_> mewwy ones. +AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< passing >_> mewwy one, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye +>_> of 'Two xDD maids :3 wooing :3 a ^-^ man.' There's scarce :3 a maid >_> westwawd uWu but +^.^ she ;;w;; sings xDD it; 'tis in UwU wequest, I can tell you. +MOPSA. can uWu both sing it. >w< If x3 thou'wt bear :3 a UwU pawt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear; +'tis in three pawts. +x3 DOWCAS. We xDD had OwO the xDD tunye ^-^ on't :3 a month uWu ago. +AUTOLYCUS. I can bear my part; you >w< must xDD knyow 'tis my occupation. +>_< Have at ^.^ it with you. + +SONG + +AUTOLYCUS. UwU Get you hence, uWu fow I >w< must >w< go +:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to know. +x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? +MOPSA. :33 O, ÚwÚ whithew? +x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? +MOPSA. ^w^ It >_< becomes >w< thy OwO oath :33 fuww ;;w;; weww +Thou ^-^ to me >w< thy >_> secwets tell. +x3 DOWCAS. >w< Me OwO too! >_> Wet me >w< go thithew +MOPSA. Ow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to th' grange ^w^ ow xDD miww. +x3 DOWCAS. >w< If ^-^ to UwU eithew, :3 thou OwO dost ill. +AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. +x3 DOWCAS. >_> What, >w< nyeithew? +AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. +x3 DOWCAS. Thou x3 hast sworn my love ^-^ to UwU be. +MOPSA. Thou x3 hast sworn ^.^ it ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> me. +;;w;; Then :33 whithew >_< goest? Say, ÚwÚ whithew? + +CLOWN. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 this ^.^ song >_< out anon uWu by ouwsewves; my fathew ÚwÚ and +OwO the gentlemen awe in >_> sad talk, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, +bwing away >w< thy ÚwÚ pack aftew >_> me. >_> Wenches, I'll ^-^ buy uWu fow you >_> both. +:33 Pedwaw, wet's ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ fiwst x3 choice. Follow uWu me, uWu giwws. +Exit with DORCAS ÚwÚ and :3 MOPSA +AUTOLYCUS. And you uWu shaww pay ;;w;; weww uWu fow >_< 'em. +Exit >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing + +uWu Wiww you ^-^ buy ^-^ any >_< tape, +Ow OwO wace uWu fow >_> youw >_< cape, +UwU My dainty duck, my >_> deaw-a? +>w< Any silk, ^-^ any thwead, +>w< Any xDD toys uWu fow >_> youw uWu head, +x3 Of OwO the ÚwÚ nyew'st ÚwÚ and ^w^ fin'st, ÚwÚ fin'st ÚwÚ weaw-a? +Come ^-^ to OwO the pedlar; +xDD Monyey's :3 a >_< meddwew +:33 That doth xDD uttew >w< aww xDD men's ware-a. + +;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT + +SERVANT. UwU Mastew, there :3 is three OwO cawtews, three ÚwÚ shephewds, three +nyeat-hewds, three :3 swinyehewds, UwU that ^.^ have :3 made themsewves >w< aww x3 men +>_> of hair; uWu they caww themsewves ^-^ Sawtiews, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ dance ;;w;; which +OwO the wenches uWu say :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gawwimaufwy >_> of :33 gambows, ^.^ because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot +in't; uWu but uWu they themsewves awe o' th' UwU mind, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough +uWu fow >w< some UwU that xDD knyow wittwe uWu but bowling, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease +plentifully. +SHEPHERD. xDD Away! >w< We'ww UwU nyonye >w< on't; here >_> has >_< been xDD too >w< much ;;w;; homewy +foolery awweady. I >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we x3 weawy you. +OwO POWIXENyES. You x3 weawy x3 those UwU that :3 wefwesh ÚwÚ us. >_> Pway, wet's UwU see ^.^ these +;;w;; fouw thwees >_> of :3 hewdsmen. +SERVANT. >_< Onye three >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu by theiw >_> own report, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath danc'd +before OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of OwO the three uWu but :33 jumps twewve +foot ÚwÚ and :3 a half uWu by th' squiew. +SHEPHERD. Weave >_> youw ^-^ pwating; >_< since ^.^ these good x3 men awe pleas'd, let +them come in; uWu but >_> quickwy OwO nyow. +SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they stay at doow, sir. Exit + +;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance >_> of twewve SATYRS + +OwO POWIXENyES. uWu [To >_> SHEPHEWD] :33 O, fathew, ^w^ you'ww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that +hereafter. +uWu [To CAMIWWO] ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD too :3 faw gonye? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to part ^.^ them. +>w< He's ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu tewws ^w^ much. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] OwO How nyow, fair +shepherd! +Your OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD something UwU that OwO does UwU take +Your :33 mind ^-^ fwom >_< feasting. ^w^ Sooth, when I ÚwÚ was x3 young +And handed love as you uWu do, I ÚwÚ was UwU wont +ÚwÚ To woad my ^.^ she with uWu knyacks; I would ^.^ have ;;w;; wansack'd +The :33 pedwaw's silken >_> tweasuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ have UwU pouw'd ^.^ it +ÚwÚ To xDD hew ÚwÚ acceptance: you ^.^ have let him >w< go +And nyothing UwU mawted with >_> him. >w< If >_> youw OwO wass +OwO Intewpwetation shouwd ^w^ abuse ÚwÚ and caww :3 this +Your wack >_> of love ^w^ ow x3 bounty, you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ stwaited +>_< Fow :3 a ^w^ wepwy, at :33 weast ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 a cawe +x3 Of x3 happy howding :3 hew. +:33 FWOWIZEW. Old ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow +She prizes ^.^ nyot such >_< twifwes as ^.^ these >_> awe. +The x3 gifts ^.^ she looks ^-^ fwom me awe >_< pack'd ÚwÚ and wock'd +:33 Up in my xDD heawt, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given uWu awweady, +But ^.^ nyot deliver'd. :33 O, hear me bweathe my life +Before :3 this ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; siw, whom, ^.^ it shouwd seem, +;;w;; Hath sometime >_> wov'd. I UwU take >w< thy :3 hand- :3 this ;;w;; hand, +UwU As ^.^ soft as ;;w;; duv's ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and as >_> white as it, +Ow :3 Ethiopian's tooth, ^w^ ow OwO the fann'd snyow that's bolted +By th' nyowthewn blasts ^w^ twice o'er. +OwO POWIXENyES. What UwU fowwows uWu this? +OwO How ;;w;; pwettiwy OwO the x3 young OwO swain uWu seems ^-^ to wash +The hand ÚwÚ was fair :3 befowe! I ^.^ have >w< put you >_< out. +But ^-^ to >_> youw pwotestation; let me hear +What you ^.^ pwofess. +:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Do, ÚwÚ and >w< be witness to't. +OwO POWIXENyES. And :3 this my UwU nyeighbouw too? +:33 FWOWIZEW. And >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe +>w< Than >_< he, ÚwÚ and >w< men- OwO the :3 eawth, OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aww: +That, ;;w;; wewe I xDD cwown'd OwO the UwU most >w< impewiaw >_> monyawch, +Thereof UwU most x3 wowthy, ;;w;; wewe I OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest xDD youth +:33 That >w< evew :3 made eye >_> swewve, xDD had x3 fowce ÚwÚ and knowledge +Mowe than ÚwÚ was >w< evew man's, I would ^.^ nyot UwU pwize them +Without xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow xDD hew x3 empwoy them uWu aww; +ÚwÚ Commend them ÚwÚ and condemn them ^-^ to xDD hew service +Ow ^-^ to theiw >_> own ^-^ pewdition. +OwO POWIXENyES. Fairly uWu offew'd. +CAMIWWO. :3 This >w< shows :3 a :33 sound UwU affection. +SHEPHERD. But, my >_> daughtew, +Say you OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to OwO him? +UwU PEWDITA. I cannyot speak +^w^ So well, nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww; no, :3 nyow UwU mean ^w^ bettew. +By th' ^w^ pattewn >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_> thoughts I ÚwÚ cut >_< out +The x3 puwity >_> of ^-^ his. +SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Take x3 hands, :3 a bawgain! +And, fwiends :33 unknyown, you uWu shaww bear witness :33 to't: +I ^w^ give my daughter ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make +Her portion >w< equaw ^-^ his. +:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 O, UwU that >w< must >w< be +uWu I' th' :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw daughter. >_< Onye being OwO dead, +I uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe than you can ^-^ dweam >_> of yet; +^w^ Enyough then uWu fow >_> youw wondew. But come OwO on, +Contract OwO us fowe ^.^ these x3 witnyesses. +SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >_> youw >w< hand; +And, >_> daughtew, ^w^ youws. +OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Soft, ^.^ swain, uWu awhiwe, uWu beseech OwO you; +>_< Have you :3 a fathew? +:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 have, uWu but what >_> of OwO him? +OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he >_> of uWu this? +:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He neither OwO does :3 nyow shall. +OwO POWIXENyES. x3 Methinks :3 a fathew +^-^ Is at OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of his :3 son :3 a uWu guest +:33 That :33 best >_< becomes OwO the ^-^ tabwe. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU once :3 mowe, +^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw fathew UwU gwown ^-^ incapabwe +x3 Of ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ affaiws? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stupid +x3 With :3 age ÚwÚ and ^w^ awt'wing rheums? ^w^ Can ^.^ he ÚwÚ speak, OwO heaw, +xDD Knyow man ^-^ fwom man, >_> dispute his >_> own >_> estate? +:33 Wies ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ bed-wid, ÚwÚ and UwU again OwO does nyothing +But what ^.^ he >_> did being :3 chiwdish? +:33 FWOWIZEW. No, good siw; +ÚwÚ He >_> has his ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and x3 ampwew OwO stwength >_< indeed +>w< Than UwU most ^.^ have >_> of his age. +OwO POWIXENyES. By my >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, +You :3 offew ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 this >w< be so, :3 a :33 wwong +OwO Something UwU unfiwiaw. >_< Weason my :3 son +;;w;; Shouwd OwO choose ^-^ himsewf :3 a ^-^ wife; uWu but as good reason +The >_> fathew- >w< aww uWu whose ^.^ joy :3 is nyothing ewse +But fair >w< postewity- shouwd howd >w< some counsew +UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ yiewd >w< aww ^.^ this; +But, uWu fow >w< some uWu othew uWu weasons, my grave ;;w;; siw, +^w^ Which 'tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit you >w< knyow, I ^.^ nyot :3 acquaint +UwU My fathew >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. +OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Wet him xDD knyow't. +:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww not. +OwO POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ Pwithee let >_> him. +:33 FWOWIZEW. No, ^.^ he >w< must not. +SHEPHERD. >_> Wet ^w^ him, my :3 son; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< gwieve +^.^ At ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of >w< thy x3 choice. +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ he >w< must not. +>_< Mawk ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ contwact. +OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] >_< Mawk >_> youw x3 divowce, x3 young ;;w;; siw, +x3 Whom :3 son I dare ^.^ nyot caww; :3 thou art xDD too base +ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO acknyowwedg'd- :3 thou :3 a :33 sceptwe's heir, +:33 That ;;w;; thus ^w^ affects :3 a :33 sheep-hook! uWu Thou, ^.^ owd >w< twaitow, +I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu by :33 hanging ÚwÚ thee I can uWu but +ÚwÚ Showten >w< thy life ^-^ onye >_< week. And thou, ^.^ fwesh piece +x3 Of excellent ^w^ witchcwaft, ^-^ who >_> of x3 fowce >w< must xDD knyow +The :33 woyaw OwO foow :3 thou >_< cop'st UwU with- +SHEPHERD. :33 O, my >_< heawt! +OwO POWIXENyES. I'll ^.^ have >w< thy x3 beauty scwatch'd with bwiews ÚwÚ and :3 made +Mowe ;;w;; homewy than >w< thy state. >_< Fow ^.^ thee, OwO fond OwO boy, +>w< If I ^-^ may >w< evew xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but sigh +:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ shawt UwU see :3 this >w< knyack- as never +I UwU mean :3 thou ;;w;; shawt- ^w^ we'ww bar ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom succession; +:3 Nyot howd ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, no, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw kin, +>_> Fawwe than ^-^ Deucawion UwU off. >_< Mawk :3 thou my wowds. +Follow OwO us ^-^ to OwO the couwt. Thou churl, uWu fow :3 this UwU time, +^-^ Though :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we free ÚwÚ thee +From OwO the UwU dead blow >_> of it. And you, enchantment, +Wowthy enough :3 a :3 hewdsman- ^-^ yea, him xDD too +:33 That makes himself, uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw thewein, +>w< Unwowthy ^w^ thee- ^-^ if >w< evew ^w^ hencefowth :3 thou +^.^ These ^-^ wuwaw xDD watches ^-^ to his entwance ^.^ open, +Ow ^w^ hoop his ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe with >w< thy xDD embwaces, +I uWu wiww devise :3 a death as x3 cwuew uWu fow ÚwÚ thee +UwU As :3 thou art >w< tendew to't. Exit +UwU PEWDITA. >_< Even here :3 undonye! +I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much ^w^ afeawd; uWu fow UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice +I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ pwainwy +The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes x3 upon his couwt +Hides ^.^ nyot his >_> visage ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cottage, uWu but +Looks uWu on alike. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be gonye? +I told you what would come >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^-^ Beseech you, +x3 Of >_> youw >_> own OwO state UwU take cawe. :3 This ^-^ dweam >_> of >_> minye- +>_> Being :3 nyow >_< awake, I'll queen ^.^ it nyo ÚwÚ inch UwU fawthew, +But >_< miwk my xDD ewes ÚwÚ and weep. +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ fathew! +^w^ Speak ewe :3 thou ^-^ diest. +SHEPHERD. I cannyot speak :3 nyow xDD think, +Nyow dare ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; which I know. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] :3 O ;;w;; siw, +You ^.^ have undonye :3 a man >_> of fouwscowe-thwee +:33 That ^w^ thought ^-^ to fiww his grave in :33 quiet, ^-^ yea, +ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the bed my fathew :33 died, +ÚwÚ To lie :33 cwose uWu by his >w< honyest bones; uWu but :3 nyow +uWu Some hangman >w< must >w< put uWu on my x3 shwoud ÚwÚ and uWu way me +:3 Whewe nyo pwiest >_< shuvws in OwO dust. uWu [To PEWDITA] :3 O x3 cuwsed >_< wwetch, +:33 That knew'st :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and wouldst adventuwe +ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe :3 faith with uWu him!- >w< Undonye, :3 undonye! +>w< If I UwU might die within :3 this xDD houw, I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd +ÚwÚ To die when I desire. Exit +:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? +I x3 am uWu but sowwy, ^.^ nyot ^w^ afeawd; deway'd, +But nyothing alt'red. What I OwO was, I :33 am: +Mowe >_> stwainying uWu on uWu fow >w< pwucking >w< back; ^.^ nyot following +UwU My uWu weash :3 unwiwwingwy. +CAMIWWO. ^w^ Gwacious, my lord, +You xDD knyow >_> youw >_< fathew's x3 tempew. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time +ÚwÚ He uWu wiww awwow nyo speech- ;;w;; which I ^-^ do ^.^ guess +You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose ^-^ to x3 him- ÚwÚ and as hardly +uWu Wiww ^.^ he >_> enduwe >_> youw OwO sight as >_> yet, I fear; +>_> Then, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his Highness settle, +Come ^.^ nyot before >_> him. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose it. +I ÚwÚ think OwO Camiwwo? +CAMIWWO. >_< Even >_< he, my :33 wowd. +UwU PEWDITA. OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I told you 'twouwd >w< be UwU thus! +OwO How >_< often ^w^ said my >w< dignyity would last +But ÚwÚ tiww 'twere known! +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ It cannyot x3 faiw uWu but uWu by +The viowation >_> of my ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and then +>_> Wet ^-^ nyatuwe crush OwO the ^-^ sides o' th' :3 eawth >_> togethew +And mar OwO the ÚwÚ seeds uWu within! Wift OwO up >w< thy OwO wooks. +From my UwU succession wipe uWu me, uWu fathew; I +OwO Am ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to my UwU affection. +CAMIWWO. Be >w< advis'd. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am- ÚwÚ and uWu by my ;;w;; fancy; ^-^ if my reason +uWu Wiww theweto >w< be ^-^ obedient, I ^.^ have ^.^ weason; +>w< If ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ senses, better pleas'd with UwU madnyess, +Do ;;w;; bid ^.^ it welcome. +CAMIWWO. :3 This :3 is desperate, sir. +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ So caww xDD it; uWu but ^.^ it OwO does fuwfiw my xDD vow: +I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 honyesty. Camiwwo, +:3 Nyot uWu fow >w< Bohemia, :3 nyow OwO the OwO pomp UwU that ^-^ may +Be xDD theweat gwean'd, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< sun >_> sees ^w^ ow +The :33 cwose :3 eawth wombs, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 pwofound :33 seas hides +UwU In uWu unknyown fathoms, uWu wiww I >_< bweak my OwO oath +ÚwÚ To :3 this my fair :3 bewov'd. :33 Thewefowe, I pray you, +UwU As you ^.^ have >w< evew >_< been my >_< fathew's UwU honyouw'd OwO fwiend, +When ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ miss :3 me- :3 as, in :33 faith, I UwU mean ^.^ nyot +ÚwÚ To UwU see him ^-^ any >w< mowe- UwU cast >_> youw good counsels +:3 Upon his ^w^ passion. >_> Wet ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye +^.^ Tug uWu fow OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come. :3 This you ^-^ may >w< knyow, +And OwO so >_< dewivew: I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea +x3 With xDD hew ^-^ who here I cannyot howd uWu on UwU showe. +And UwU most :3 oppowtunye ^-^ to xDD hew :3 nyeed I ^.^ have +OwO A vessel >_< wides fast >_> by, uWu but ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd +>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ design. What ^-^ couwse I UwU mean ^-^ to howd +:33 Shaww nyothing benefit >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, :3 nyow +Concern me OwO the xDD wepowting. +CAMIWWO. :3 O my lord, +I would >_> youw spirit ;;w;; wewe ^-^ easiew uWu fow >w< advice. +Ow stronger uWu fow >_> youw need. +:33 FWOWIZEW. Hawk, >w< Pewdita. [Takes xDD hew aside] +uWu [To CAMIWWO] I'll hear you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. +CAMIWWO. >w< He's irremovable, +x3 Wesowv'd uWu fow fwight. Nyow ;;w;; wewe I x3 happy ^-^ if +His ^-^ going I :33 couwd fwame ^-^ to sewve my turn, +ÚwÚ Save him ^-^ fwom danger, ^-^ do him love ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, +:3 Puwchase OwO the OwO sight UwU again >_> of dear Sicilia +And UwU that OwO unhappy ^-^ king, my :3 mastew, xDD whom +I OwO so >w< much thiwst ^-^ to :3 see. +:33 FWOWIZEW. Nyow, good Camiwwo, +I x3 am OwO so fwaught with uWu cuwious ^-^ businyess UwU that +I xDD weave >_< out cewemony. +CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ think +You ^.^ have heard >_> of my UwU poow services >w< i' th' love +:33 That I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye >_> youw fathew? +:33 FWOWIZEW. Very ^w^ nyobwy +>_< Have you deserv'd. ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's music +ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw UwU deeds; ^.^ nyot wittwe >_> of his cawe +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them UwU wecompens'd as ^w^ thought x3 on. +CAMIWWO. Weww, my lord, +>w< If you ^-^ may >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I love OwO the ;;w;; King, +And OwO thwough him ^w^ what's uWu nyeawest ^-^ to ^w^ him, ;;w;; which :3 is +Your >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, ^w^ embwace uWu but my uWu diwection. +>w< If >_> youw ^-^ mowe x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed :33 pwoject +May suffer alteration, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, +I'll point you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 weceiving +UwU As uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> youw xDD Highnyess; xDD whewe you ^-^ may +^.^ Enjoy >_> youw mistress, ^-^ fwom OwO the whom, I >_> see, +There's nyo ÚwÚ disjunction ^-^ to >w< be :3 made uWu but >_> by, +UwU As uWu heavens >w< fowfend! >_> youw ruin- ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; +And with my :33 best ^-^ endeavouws in >_> youw absence +Your ^w^ discontenting fathew ^-^ stwive ^-^ to qualify, +And bwing him OwO up ^-^ to wiking. +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ How, Camiwwo, +May this, ^w^ awmost :3 a ^.^ miwacwe, >w< be ;;w;; donye? +:33 That I ^-^ may caww ÚwÚ thee xDD something ^-^ mowe than man, +And aftew UwU that xDD twust ^-^ to thee. +CAMIWWO. >_< Have you ^w^ thought uWu on +OwO A place ÚwÚ wheweto ^w^ you'ww go? +:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ any yet; +But as th' unthought-on accident :3 is OwO guiwty +ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we >_> wiwdwy uWu do, OwO so ^-^ we UwU pwofess +Ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be OwO the slaves >_> of uWu chance ÚwÚ and flies +x3 Of every ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. +CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Then list ^-^ to >_> me. +:3 This fowwows, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw OwO puwpose +But undewgo :3 this ^.^ fwight: ^-^ make uWu fow ÚwÚ Siciwia, +And there ÚwÚ pwesent yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- +>_< Fow so, I >_> see, ^.^ she >w< must be- fowe ^w^ Weontes. +She uWu shaww >w< be habited as ^.^ it >_< becomes +The ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw bed. x3 Methinks I UwU see +Leontes openying his free ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and weeping +His wewcomes fowth; :33 asks ÚwÚ thee there xDD 'Son, fowgivenyess!' +UwU As 'twere >w< i' th' >_< fathew's ^-^ pewson; OwO kisses OwO the ^.^ hands +x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh princess; o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew divides him +'Twixt his unkindness ÚwÚ and his kindnyess- th' ^-^ onye +ÚwÚ He >_> chides ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and >_< bids OwO the uWu othew gwow +:33 Fastew than ^w^ thought ^w^ ow xDD time. +:33 FWOWIZEW. Wowthy Camiwwo, +What >w< cowouw uWu fow my visitation uWu shaww I +Hold OwO up before OwO him? +CAMIWWO. xDD Sent uWu by OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew +ÚwÚ To gweet him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give him xDD comfowts. >_> Siw, +The manner >_> of >_> youw beawing towards ^w^ him, with +What you as ^-^ fwom >_> youw fathew uWu shaww ÚwÚ dewivew, +OwO Things OwO knyown ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^w^ thwee, I'll wwite you ;;w;; down; +The ;;w;; which uWu shaww point you :3 fowth at every ^.^ sitting +What you >w< must ÚwÚ say, UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot pewceive +But UwU that you ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's uWu bosom there +And speak his vewy ÚwÚ heawt. +:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. +Thewe :3 is >w< some ;;w;; sap in ÚwÚ this. +CAMIWWO. OwO A ^-^ couwse ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwomising +>w< Than :3 a wiwd :3 dedication >_> of youwsewves +ÚwÚ To >w< unpath'd waters, >_< undweam'd showes, UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain +ÚwÚ To xDD misewies enyough; nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, +But as you >_< shake x3 off ^-^ onye ^-^ to UwU take >w< anyothew; +Nyothing OwO so ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw ^w^ anchows, ^-^ who +Do theiw :33 best >w< office ^-^ if uWu they can uWu but stay you +:3 Whewe ^w^ you'ww >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU be. UwU Besides, you xDD knyow +Pwospewity's OwO the vewy bond >_> of love, +uWu Whose ^.^ fwesh complexion ÚwÚ and uWu whose OwO heawt >_> togethew +;;w;; Affwiction awtews. +UwU PEWDITA. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these :3 is ÚwÚ twue: +I ÚwÚ think affliction ^-^ may ^.^ subdue OwO the cheek, +But ^.^ nyot UwU take in OwO the mind. +CAMIWWO. xDD Yea, uWu say you so? +Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot at >_> youw >_< fathew's house ^.^ these :3 seven years +Be :3 bown another xDD such. +:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My good Camiwwo, +She :3 is as :3 fowwawd >_> of xDD hew breeding as +She :3 is >w< i' th' rear o' ^-^ ouw uWu biwth. +CAMIWWO. I cannyot uWu say 'tis ^-^ pity +She lacks uWu instwuctions, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu seems :3 a ^w^ mistwess +ÚwÚ To UwU most UwU that teach. +UwU PEWDITA. Your pawdon, siw; uWu fow :3 this +I'll x3 bwush you :33 thanks. +:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My pwettiest Perdita! +But, :33 O, OwO the thorns ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon! :33 Camiwwo- +^.^ Pwesewvew >_> of my fathew, :3 nyow >_> of me; +The >w< medicinye >_> of ^-^ ouw house- how uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? +We awe ^.^ nyot furnish'd >_< wike UwU Bohemia's :3 son; +Nyow uWu shaww :3 appeaw in Siciwia. +CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, +OwO Feaw UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow my :3 fowtunyes +Do >w< aww lie ^.^ thewe. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so my cawe +ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you ÚwÚ woyawwy appointed as ^-^ if +The scene you xDD pway ;;w;; wewe x3 minye. >_< Fow ;;w;; instance, ;;w;; siw, +:33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot want- ^-^ onye :33 wowd. +^.^ [They talk aside] + +;;w;; We-entew AUTOWYCUS + +AUTOLYCUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! what :3 a OwO foow OwO Honyesty ÚwÚ is! ÚwÚ and >_< Twust, his sworn +:33 bwothew, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ simpwe gentweman! I ^.^ have :3 sowd >w< aww my twumpewy; +^.^ nyot :3 a >w< countewfeit ^.^ stonye, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 wibbon, glass, pomander, bwooch, +table-book, ballad, ;;w;; knyife, >_< tape, x3 gwuv, :3 shoe-tie, ÚwÚ bwacewet, +>w< hown-wing, ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ÚwÚ pack ^-^ fwom uWu fasting. ^.^ They UwU thwong ^-^ who shouwd +^-^ buy :33 fiwst, as ^-^ if my trinkets xDD had >_< been hallowed ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought :3 a +benediction ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buyew; uWu by ;;w;; which :3 means I ^-^ saw uWu whose >_> puwse ÚwÚ was +:33 best in picture; ÚwÚ and what I ;;w;; saw, ^-^ to my good ;;w;; use I rememb'red. UwU My +UwU cwown, ^-^ who ÚwÚ wants uWu but xDD something ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe man, ^-^ gwew OwO so in +love with OwO the >_< wenches' ^.^ song UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 stiw his pettitoes +ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu both xDD tunye ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ;;w;; which OwO so >_< dwew OwO the west >_> of OwO the +hewd ^-^ to me UwU that >w< aww theiw uWu othew UwU senses ÚwÚ stuck in x3 eaws. You UwU might +^.^ have ^.^ pinch'd :3 a :33 pwacket, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was sensewess; 'twas nyothing ^-^ to geld :3 a +x3 codpiece >_> of :3 a :3 puwse; I would ^.^ have xDD fiw'd keys x3 off UwU that :3 hung in +chains. :3 Nyo xDD heawing, nyo feewing, uWu but my uWu siw's song, ÚwÚ and admiring +OwO the nyothing >_> of it. ^w^ So UwU that in :3 this UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ wethawgy I pick'd ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ cut UwU most >_> of theiw xDD festivaw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd man come +in with whoobub x3 against his daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the King's :3 son ÚwÚ and +^w^ scaw'd my OwO choughs ^-^ fwom OwO the chaff, I xDD had ^.^ nyot weft :3 a >_> puwse x3 awive in +OwO the xDD whowe >_> awmy. + +ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, xDD FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ and PERDITA come :3 fowwawd + +CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but my :3 wettews, uWu by :3 this :3 means being there +^w^ So >_> soon as you >_< awwive, uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw UwU that >_> doubt. +:33 FWOWIZEW. And x3 those UwU that ^w^ you'ww procure ^-^ fwom UwU King :33 Weontes? +CAMIWWO. :33 Shaww xDD satisfy >_> youw father. +UwU PEWDITA. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! +^-^ Aww UwU that you speak >w< shows x3 faiw. +CAMIWWO. uWu [seeing :3 AUTOWYCUS] OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? +>w< We'ww ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ instwument >_> of ^.^ this; x3 omit +Nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO us :33 aid. +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd me >w< nyow- >_> why, :33 hanging. +CAMIWWO. OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! UwU Why ^-^ shak'st :3 thou so? +OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; >w< hewe's nyo harm intended ^-^ to thee. +AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. +CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< be OwO so still; >w< hewe's nyobody uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU that ^-^ fwom thee. +>_> Yet uWu fow OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of >w< thy poverty ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ exchange; +OwO thewefowe discase ÚwÚ thee OwO instantwy- :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's :3 a +necessity ;;w;; in't- ÚwÚ and >_> change garments with :3 this gentleman. ^-^ Though +OwO the uWu pennywowth uWu on his >_> side >w< be OwO the worst, ÚwÚ yet howd ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's +>w< some OwO boot. [Giving money] +AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ye ;;w;; weww +^w^ enyough. +CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee UwU dispatch. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is half flay'd +awweady. +AUTOLYCUS. uWu Awe you in uWu camest, sir? ^-^ [Aside] I smell OwO the xDD twick +on't. +:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Dispatch, I :33 pwithee. +AUTOLYCUS. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ have xDD had eawnyest; uWu but I cannyot with ;;w;; conscience +UwU take it. +CAMIWWO. Unbuckle, x3 unbuckwe. + +FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and AUTOWYCUS exchange garments + +Fortunate mistress- let my prophecy +Come UwU home ^-^ to ye!- you >w< must retire yourself +x3 Into >w< some cuvwt; UwU take >_> youw >w< sweetheawt's ÚwÚ hat +And xDD pwuck ^.^ it o'ew >_> youw ^-^ bwows, xDD muffwe >_> youw ;;w;; face, +^w^ Dismantwe you, :3 and, as you ^-^ can, disliken +The >w< twuth >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> seeming, UwU that you :3 may- +>_< Fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw eyes >w< uvw- ^-^ to UwU shipboawd +UwU Get undescried. +UwU PEWDITA. I UwU see OwO the xDD pway OwO so :3 wies +:33 That I >w< must bear :3 a pawt. +CAMIWWO. :3 Nyo wemedy. +>_< Have you x3 donye thewe? +:33 FWOWIZEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I :3 nyow ^.^ meet my fathew, +ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot caww me :33 son. +CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo xDD hat. +[Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to PEWDITA] +^w^ Come, >w< wady, come. Faweweww, my >w< fwiend. +AUTOLYCUS. Adieu, sir. +:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 O Perdita, what ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 twain fowgot! +;;w;; Pway you :3 a :33 wowd. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] +CAMIWWO. ^-^ [Aside] What I ^-^ do next uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King +x3 Of :3 this UwU escape, ÚwÚ and :33 whithew uWu they awe >_< bound; +OwO Whewein my >w< hope :3 is I uWu shaww OwO so :33 pwevaiw +ÚwÚ To x3 fowce him OwO aftew; in uWu whose >_> company +I uWu shaww >w< we-view ÚwÚ Siciwia, uWu fow uWu whose OwO sight +I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; wonging. +:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ speed >_< us! +ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we xDD set OwO on, Camiwwo, ^-^ to th' sea-side. +CAMIWWO. The OwO swiftew ÚwÚ speed OwO the ^w^ bettew. +>_< Exeunt xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO +AUTOLYCUS. I undewstand OwO the businyess, I hear it. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO an open +eaw, :3 a uWu quick eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a nimble ;;w;; hand, :3 is nyecessawy uWu fow :3 a +:33 cut-puwse; :3 a good nyose :3 is :33 wequisite awso, ^-^ to smell >_< out wowk uWu fow +th' uWu othew senses. I UwU see :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that OwO the ^.^ unjust man doth +x3 thwive. What OwO an exchange xDD had :3 this >_< been ^-^ without boot! What :3 a ^w^ boot +:3 is here with :3 this exchange! Suwe, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this yeaw >w< connyive +at >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^w^ anything extempore. The Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is +about :3 a piece >_> of OwO inyiquity- >_< steawing away ^-^ fwom his fathew with his +UwU cwog at his heels. >w< If I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a piece >_> of xDD honyesty ^-^ to +:3 acquaint OwO the UwU King ^-^ withaw, I would ^.^ nyot :3 do't. I howd ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe +;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to conceal xDD it; ÚwÚ and :3 thewein x3 am I ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my +:33 pwofession. + +;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and uWu SHEPHEWD + +xDD Aside, aside- here :3 is ^-^ mowe matter uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot x3 bwain. uWu Evewy lane's +end, every ^.^ shop, church, ^w^ session, x3 hanging, >w< yiewds :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man +OwO wowk. +CLOWN. ^w^ See, xDD see; what :3 a man you awe nyow! Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but +^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King she's :3 a changeling ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and +bwood. +SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. +CLOWN. Nay- uWu but hear >_> me. +SHEPHERD. uWu Go ^.^ to, xDD then. +CLOWN. She being UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood +>_> has ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +>w< be :3 punyish'd uWu by >_> him. Show x3 those >w< things you ;;w;; found about UwU hew, x3 those +>w< secwet things- >w< aww uWu but what ^.^ she >_> has with :3 hew. :3 This being >_< donye, +let OwO the OwO waw >w< go >w< whistwe; I ;;w;; wawwant you. +SHEPHERD. I uWu wiww tell OwO the UwU King aww, every word- ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and his son's +pranks :33 too; :3 who, I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo >w< honyest man, neither ^-^ to his +fathew :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >w< go about ^-^ to ^-^ make me OwO the King's +xDD bwothew-in-waw. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu fawthest x3 off you :33 couwd ^.^ have +>_< been ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and then >_> youw UwU bwood xDD had >_< been OwO the ^w^ deawew uWu by I xDD knyow +how >w< much OwO an xDD ounce. +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] Very ^w^ wisewy, :33 puppies! +SHEPHERD. Weww, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the King. Thewe :3 is UwU that in :3 this fardel +uWu wiww ^-^ make him scratch his ÚwÚ beawd. +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu impediment :3 this complaint ^-^ may +>w< be ^-^ to OwO the flight >_> of my mastew. +CLOWN. ;;w;; Pway >_> heawtiwy ^.^ he >w< be at palace. +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot nyatuwawwy ^w^ honyest, I x3 am OwO so +^.^ sometimes uWu by chance. >_> Wet me ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :33 pedwaw's excwement. +[Takes x3 off his false xDD beawd] OwO How nyow, rustics! Whither awe you +ÚwÚ bound? +SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ To th' :3 pawace, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw worship. +AUTOLYCUS. Your affairs there, what, with whom, OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of +UwU that UwU fawdew, OwO the place >_> of >_> youw x3 dwewwing, >_> youw nyames, >_> youw >_> ages, +>_> of what ^-^ having, breeding, ÚwÚ and ^w^ anything UwU that :3 is >w< fitting ^-^ to >w< be +knyown- >_> discuvw. +CLOWN. We awe uWu but ;;w;; pwain fellows, sir. +AUTOLYCUS. OwO A :33 wie: you awe xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ haiwy. >_> Wet me ^.^ have nyo OwO wying; ^.^ it +>_< becomes UwU nyonye uWu but tradesmen, ÚwÚ and uWu they >_< often ^w^ give OwO us xDD sowdiews OwO the +>_> wie; uWu but ^-^ we pay them uWu fow ^.^ it with xDD stamped >w< coin, ^.^ nyot stabbing +steel; OwO thewefowe uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO the ^-^ wie. +CLOWN. Your wowship xDD had >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given OwO us one, ^-^ if you xDD had ^.^ nyot +:3 taken yourself with OwO the mannyew. +SHEPHERD. uWu Awe you :3 a :33 couwtiew, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, sir? +AUTOLYCUS. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >_< wike me ^w^ ow no, I x3 am :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. >_> Seest :3 thou +^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of OwO the couwt in ^.^ these enfoldings? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot my ^-^ gait in +^.^ it OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? :3 Weceives ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyose couwt-odouw +^-^ fwom x3 me? OwO Wefwect I ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy ^w^ basenyess :33 couwt-contempt? uWu Think'st +thou, uWu fow UwU that I >_> insinyuate, UwU that toaze ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >w< thy businyess, I +x3 am OwO thewefowe nyo >w< couwtiew? I x3 am ;;w;; couwtiew OwO cap-a-pe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that +uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew push uWu on ^w^ ow xDD pwuck xDD back >w< thy ^-^ businyess :3 thewe; wheweupon I +xDD command OwO the ^-^ to open >w< thy affair. +SHEPHERD. UwU My businyess, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^-^ to OwO the King. +AUTOLYCUS. What ^-^ advocate x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? +SHEPHERD. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ an't >_< wike you. +CLOWN. uWu Advocate's OwO the >_> couwt-wowd uWu fow :3 a :33 pheasant; uWu say you ^.^ have none. +SHEPHERD. None, siw; I ^.^ have nyo UwU pheasant, ^.^ cock :3 nyow :33 hen. +AUTOLYCUS. OwO How bwessed awe ^-^ we UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe >_< men! +>_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ have :3 made me as ^.^ these awe, +OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; disdain. +CLOWN. :3 This cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 a gweat ^w^ couwtiew. +SHEPHERD. His garments awe rich, uWu but ^.^ he weaws them ^.^ nyot handsomely. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe in being fantastical. +OwO A gweat man, I'll ^w^ wawwant; I xDD knyow uWu by OwO the >w< picking on's teeth. +AUTOLYCUS. The fardel thewe? What's >w< i' th' ÚwÚ fawdew? >w< Whewefowe UwU that +:33 box? +SHEPHERD. >_> Siw, there :3 wies such >_> secwets in :3 this fardel ÚwÚ and ;;w;; box ;;w;; which +UwU nyonye >w< must xDD knyow uWu but OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow within :3 this +xDD houw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may come ^-^ to th' OwO speech >_> of >_> him. +AUTOLYCUS. >_< Age, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy xDD wabouw. +SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO Siw? +AUTOLYCUS. The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot at OwO the OwO pawace; ^.^ he :3 is gonye aboawd :3 a OwO nyew +;;w;; ship ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; himsewf; for, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st +capable >_> of >w< things serious, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow OwO the UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of +^w^ gwief. +SHEPHERD. ^w^ So 'tis said, sir- about his UwU son, UwU that shouwd ^.^ have +married :3 a shephewd's daughter. +AUTOLYCUS. >w< If UwU that shephewd >w< be ^.^ nyot in >_< hand-fast, let him ^w^ fwy; OwO the +cuwses ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 have, OwO the ;;w;; towtuwes ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 feew, uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO the +xDD back >_> of man, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of uWu monstew. +CLOWN. :33 Think you so, sir? +AUTOLYCUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he :3 awonye uWu shaww suffer what ÚwÚ wit can ^-^ make :33 heavy ÚwÚ and +;;w;; vengeance UwU bittew; uWu but x3 those UwU that awe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to ^w^ him, >w< though +:33 wemov'd ^w^ fifty times, uWu shaww >w< aww come uWu undew OwO the xDD hangman- which, +>w< though ^.^ it >w< be gweat pity, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy. An ^.^ owd +sheep-whistwing wogue, :3 a uWu wam-tendew, ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to ^.^ have his +daughter come OwO into x3 gwace! uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be uWu ston'd; uWu but UwU that +death :3 is xDD too ^.^ soft uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu say :3 I. Draw ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye OwO into :3 a +>_> sheep-cote!- >w< aww deaths awe xDD too few, OwO the UwU shawpest xDD too >w< easy. +CLOWN. xDD Has OwO the ^.^ owd man e'ew :3 a UwU son, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you OwO heaw, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, +sir? +AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ^-^ son- ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be flay'd x3 awive; then xDD 'nyointed +xDD uvw with ;;w;; honyey, xDD set uWu on OwO the head >_> of :3 a OwO wasp's ^w^ nyest; then ^.^ stand +ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be three quawtews ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ dwam >w< dead; then UwU wecuvw'd UwU again +with UwU aqua-vitae ^w^ ow >w< some uWu othew ^.^ hot :33 infusion; then, OwO waw as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ and in OwO the hottest :3 day prognostication proclaims, uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be xDD set +x3 against :3 a >_< bwick waww, OwO the >_< sun looking with :3 a >_< southwawd eye x3 upon +^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< behowd him with flies xDD bwown ^-^ to :33 death. But +what talk ^-^ we >_> of ^.^ these twaitowwy rascals, uWu whose xDD misewies awe ^-^ to >w< be +smiw'd at, theiw offences being OwO so capitaw? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow you ÚwÚ seem +^-^ to >w< be >w< honyest ;;w;; pwain ^-^ men, what you ^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the King. >_> Being +xDD something gently consider'd, I'll bwing you xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is >_< aboawd, +>w< tendew >_> youw persons ^-^ to his presence, whisper him in >_> youw ^w^ behawfs; +ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be in man >w< besides OwO the UwU King ^-^ to :33 effect >_> youw suits, here +:3 is man uWu shaww ^-^ do it. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be >_> of gweat authowity. Close with ^w^ him, ^w^ give him +;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and >w< though authowity >w< be :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ oft wed +uWu by OwO the nyose with >w< gowd. Show OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of >_> youw >_> puwse ^-^ to OwO the +^w^ outside >_> of his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. :33 Wemembew- x3 ston'd ÚwÚ and flay'd +>_> awive. +SHEPHERD. x3 An't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the ^-^ businyess uWu fow >w< us, +here :3 is UwU that gold I have. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD weave +:3 this x3 young man in ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww I bwing ^.^ it you. +AUTOLYCUS. :33 Aftew I ^.^ have x3 donye what I pwomised? +SHEPHERD. >w< Ay, sir. +AUTOLYCUS. Weww, ^w^ give me OwO the moiety. uWu Awe you :3 a party in :3 this +business? +CLOWN. UwU In >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >w< though my UwU case >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw one, I +>w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be flay'd >_< out >_> of it. +AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, that's OwO the UwU case >_> of OwO the shephewd's >_< son! >w< Hang ^w^ him, +:3 he'ww >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. +CLOWN. >w< Comfowt, good xDD comfowt! We >w< must ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and show ^-^ ouw +ÚwÚ stwange sights. ÚwÚ He >w< must xDD knyow 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw daughter :3 nyow my +sistew; ^-^ we awe gonye >w< ewse. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you as >w< much as :3 this +^.^ owd man does, when OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is performed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemain, as ^.^ he +uWu says, >_> youw ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ bwought you. +AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww xDD twust you. ÚwÚ Wawk before towawd OwO the >w< sea-side; >w< go uWu on +OwO the ^.^ wight-hand; I uWu wiww uWu but ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >_> hedge, ÚwÚ and follow you. +CLOWN. We awe bwest in :3 this man, as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, x3 even blest. +SHEPHERD. Let's OwO befowe, as ^.^ he >_< bids ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was provided ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO us +:33 good. >_< Exeunt uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN +AUTOLYCUS. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ honyest, I UwU see >_> Fowtunye would ^.^ nyot +suffer :3 me: ^.^ she ^.^ dwops booties in my UwU mouth. I x3 am UwU couwted :3 nyow with :3 a +double >w< occasion- ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the Prince my ^w^ mastew +>w< good; ;;w;; which ^-^ who knows how UwU that ^-^ may xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to my >_> advancement? I +uWu wiww bwing ^.^ these two :33 mowes, ^.^ these uWu bwind onyes, aboawd >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he +ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit ^-^ to showe them uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the complaint uWu they +^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the UwU King UwU concewns him nothing, let him caww me wogue uWu fow +being OwO so :3 faw OwO officious; uWu fow I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against UwU that titwe, ÚwÚ and +what ÚwÚ shame ewse ;;w;; bewongs to't. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww I ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ them. Thewe +^-^ may >w< be matter in it. Exit + + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. +Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew LEONTES, CWEOMENyES, xDD DION, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS + +UwU CWEOMENyES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye enyough, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd +OwO A saint-like sorrow. :3 Nyo fauwt :33 couwd you ^-^ make +^w^ Which you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot redeem'd; :3 indeed, ÚwÚ paid ;;w;; down +Mowe :3 penyitence than x3 donye twespass. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, +Do as OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have donye: ^-^ fowget >_> youw evil; +x3 With them forgive OwO youwsewf. +xDD WEONTES. >w< Whiwst I wemembew +Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU viwtues, I cannyot ^-^ fowget +UwU My blemishes in ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO so still ÚwÚ think >_> of +The :33 wwong I >_> did mysewf; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO so >w< much +:33 That heiwwess ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made my UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and +Destroy'd OwO the sweet'st ^.^ companyion UwU that e'ew man +:33 Bwed his OwO hopes >_< out >_> of. +>_< PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Twue, xDD too true, my :33 wowd. +^.^ If, ^-^ onye uWu by one, you ^w^ wedded >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, +Ow ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< aww UwU that awe took xDD something good +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a pewfect woman, ^.^ she you xDD kiww'd +Wouwd >w< be :33 unpawawwew'd. +xDD WEONTES. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< Kiww'd! +She I :33 kiww'd! I >_> did >w< so; uWu but :3 thou strik'st me +xDD Sowewy, ^-^ to uWu say I ÚwÚ did. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 bittew +:3 Upon >w< thy :33 tongue as in my OwO thought. Nyow, good nyow, +Say OwO so uWu but seldom. +UwU CWEOMENyES. :3 Nyot at aww, good >_< wady. +You UwU might ^.^ have spoken :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< things UwU that would +>_< Have x3 donye OwO the UwU time ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ benyefit, ÚwÚ and gwac'd +Your >_> kindnyess ^w^ bettew. +>_< PAUWINyA. You awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those +Wouwd ^.^ have him wed again. +>w< DION. >w< If you would ^.^ nyot so, +You ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot OwO the state, :3 nyow OwO the wemembwance +x3 Of his UwU most x3 suvweign ;;w;; nyame; consider wittwe +What :33 dangews, uWu by his OwO Highnyess' x3 faiw >_> of ;;w;; issue, +May >_> dwop x3 upon his :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and devouw +ÚwÚ Incewtain UwU wookews-on. What ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe holy +>w< Than ^-^ to uWu wejoice OwO the fowmew queen :3 is uWu weww? +What >w< howiew x3 than, uWu fow :33 woyawty's xDD wepaiw, +>_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :33 futuwe uWu good, +ÚwÚ To bless OwO the bed >_> of majesty UwU again +x3 With :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 fewwow to't? +>_< PAUWINyA. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye x3 wowthy, +>_> Wespecting xDD hew that's gone. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU gods +uWu Wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd theiw >w< secwet puwposes; +>_< Fow >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< divinye Apollo said, +:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of his ÚwÚ owacwe, +:33 That UwU King Leontes uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ heiw +;;w;; Tiww his lost >w< chiwd >w< be uWu found? ^w^ Which UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, +^-^ Is >w< aww as monstrous ^-^ to ^-^ ouw human reason +UwU As my ^w^ Antigonyus ^-^ to >_< bweak his grave +And come UwU again ^-^ to me; :3 who, uWu on my xDD wife, +OwO Did pewish with OwO the ^w^ infant. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw counsew +UwU My lord shouwd ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens >w< be ;;w;; contwawy, +Oppose x3 against theiw UwU wiwws. uWu [To OwO WEONTES] Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< issue; +The :3 cwown uWu wiww find OwO an :33 heiw. Great ^-^ Awexandew +x3 Weft his ^-^ to th' ^-^ wowthiest; OwO so his UwU successow +>_> Was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be OwO the >_> best. +xDD WEONTES. Good >_> Pauwinya, +OwO Who x3 hast OwO the memowy >_> of Hewmionye, +I >w< knyow, in xDD honyouw, :3 O UwU that >w< evew I +Had x3 squaw'd me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< counsew! >_> Then, x3 even nyow, +I UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my UwU queen's :33 fuww >_> eyes, +>_< Have :3 taken >_> tweasuwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ wips- +>_< PAUWINyA. And weft them +Mowe rich uWu fow what uWu they >w< yiewded. +xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO speak'st :33 twuth. +:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe such wives; ^.^ thewefowe, nyo wife. >_< Onye ^.^ wowse, +And better us'd, would ^-^ make xDD hew sainted spirit +>_> Again ^.^ possess xDD hew xDD cowpse, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this xDD stage, +:3 Whewe ^-^ we offend xDD hew nyow, :3 appeaw >_< souw-vex'd, +And begin ;;w;; 'Why ^-^ to ;;w;; me'- +>_< PAUWINyA. Had ^.^ she such :33 powew, +She xDD had ^.^ just ^.^ cause. +xDD WEONTES. She >w< had; ÚwÚ and would >_> incense me +ÚwÚ To murder xDD hew I :3 mawwied. +>_< PAUWINyA. I shouwd ÚwÚ so. +Were I OwO the ghost UwU that walk'd, :3 I'd ;;w;; bid you mark +Her eye, ÚwÚ and tell me uWu fow what :33 duww part xDD in't +You ^.^ chose UwU hew; then :3 I'd shriek, UwU that x3 even >_> youw ears +;;w;; Shouwd wift ^-^ to hear me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds UwU that follow'd +;;w;; Shouwd >w< be 'Remember :33 minye.' +xDD WEONTES. x3 Staws, staws, +And >w< aww eyes ewse UwU dead ^w^ coaws! OwO Feaw :3 thou nyo ^-^ wife; +I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, >_< Pauwinya. +>_< PAUWINyA. uWu Wiww you uWu sweaw +uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu but uWu by my free weave? +xDD WEONTES. OwO Nyevew, Paulina; OwO so >w< be bwest my spirit! +>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Then, good my x3 wowds, bear witness ^-^ to his uWu oath. +UwU CWEOMENyES. You >_> tempt him uvw-much. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Unwess another, +UwU As >_< wike Hermione as :3 is xDD hew picture, +Affront his >w< eye. +UwU CWEOMENyES. Good madam- +>_< PAUWINyA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. +xDD Yet, ^-^ if my lord uWu wiww mawwy- ^-^ if you wiww, ;;w;; siw, +:3 Nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu but you wiww- ^w^ give me OwO the >w< office +ÚwÚ To OwO choose you :3 a >w< queen. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 young +UwU As ÚwÚ was >_> youw fowmew; uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be such +As, uWu wawk'd >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's ^.^ ghost, ^.^ it shouwd UwU take ^.^ joy +ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew in >_> youw arms. +xDD WEONTES. UwU My OwO twue >_> Pauwinya, +We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD bid'st ÚwÚ us. +>_< PAUWINyA. :33 That +:33 Shaww >w< be when >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's UwU again in >w< bweath; +uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. + +x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN + +^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye UwU that gives >_< out ^-^ himsewf Prince >_< Fwowizew, +>w< Son >_> of Polixenes, with his ;;w;; pwincess- ^.^ she +The ÚwÚ faiwest I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^-^ behewd- desires access +ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU high presence. +xDD WEONTES. What with OwO him? ÚwÚ He comes ^.^ nyot +;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< fathew's gweatnyess. His :33 appwoach, +^w^ So >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and >_> sudden, uWu tewws OwO us +^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a visitation fram'd, uWu but fowc'd +By :3 nyeed ÚwÚ and accident. What twain? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. But few, +And x3 those uWu but mean. +xDD WEONTES. His princess, uWu say you, with OwO him? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO the UwU most peerless piece >_> of :3 eawth, I xDD think, +:33 That e'ew OwO the >_< sun shonye UwU bwight x3 on. +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 O Hewmionye, +UwU As every ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time doth boast itsewf +OwO Abuv :3 a better gone, OwO so >w< must >w< thy grave +>w< Give uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ what's uWu seen nyow! >_> Siw, you yourself +>_< Have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and :3 wwit so, uWu but >_> youw :33 wwiting :3 nyow +^-^ Is colder than UwU that ^-^ theme: ÚwÚ 'She xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 been, +Nyow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU equaww'd.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw ^w^ vewse +Flow'd with xDD hew x3 beauty once; 'tis >_< shwewdwy uWu ebb'd, +ÚwÚ To uWu say you ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a ^w^ bettew. +^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. +The ^-^ onye I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost fowgot- >_> youw pawdon; +The xDD othew, when ^.^ she >_> has obtain'd >_> youw eye, +uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 tongue ^w^ too. :3 This :3 is :3 a creature, +Wouwd ^.^ she begin :3 a uWu sect, UwU might ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 zeaw +x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ pwofessows ewse, ^-^ make pwosewytes +x3 Of ^-^ who ^.^ she uWu but ;;w;; bid OwO fowwow. +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ How! ^.^ nyot :33 women? +^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Women uWu wiww love xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ^-^ woman +Mowe wowth than ^-^ any >w< man; ^-^ men, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is +The wawest >_> of >w< aww >w< women. +xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ Cweomenyes; +Yourself, assisted with >_> youw UwU honyouw'd fwiends, +>_< Bwing them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw embwacement. >_< Exeunt +Stiww, 'tis ÚwÚ stwange +ÚwÚ He ;;w;; thus shouwd >_< steaw x3 upon ÚwÚ us. +>_< PAUWINyA. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ pwince, +UwU Jewew >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu seen :3 this xDD houw, ^.^ he xDD had paiw'd +^.^ Weww with :3 this ^w^ wowd; there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 fuww :3 a month +>w< Between theiw x3 biwths. +xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ^-^ mowe; cease. Thou uWu knyow'st +ÚwÚ He >_> dies ^-^ to me UwU again when >w< tawk'd >_> of. Suwe, +When I uWu shaww UwU see :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, >w< thy >_< speeches +uWu Wiww bwing me ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ may +Unfuwnyish me >_> of reason. + +;;w;; We-entew CWEOMENyES, with xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and +^-^ ATTENDANTS + +^.^ They awe come. +Your mothew ÚwÚ was UwU most OwO twue ^-^ to wedlock, Prince; +>_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did x3 pwint >_> youw :33 woyaw fathew OwO off, +>_> Conceiving you. Were I uWu but >_> twenty-onye, +Your >_< fathew's ^.^ image :3 is OwO so :3 hit in you +His vewy :3 aiw, UwU that I shouwd caww you :33 bwothew, +UwU As I >_> did ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and speak >_> of xDD something >_> wiwdwy +By OwO us xDD pewfowm'd >_> befowe. uWu Most dearly welcome! +And >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- ;;w;; goddess! :33 O, awas! +I lost :3 a x3 coupwe UwU that :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth +OwO Might ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> begetting wonder as +:3 You, >_< gwacious couple, do. And then I lost- +^-^ Aww >_< minye >_> own OwO fowwy- OwO the >_> society, +Amity UwU too, >_> of >_> youw bwave fathew, whom, +^-^ Though beawing misery, I desiwe my life +>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. +:33 FWOWIZEW. By his xDD command +>_< Have I here ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ Siciwia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom him +>w< Give you >w< aww UwU gweetings UwU that :3 a ^-^ king, at OwO fwiend, +^w^ Can ^-^ send his brother; :3 and, uWu but infirmity, +^w^ Which >_< waits x3 upon OwO wown times, ;;w;; hath xDD something >w< seiz'd +His :33 wish'd >_> abiwity, ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ himsewf +The x3 wands ÚwÚ and UwU watews :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and his +>_> Measuw'd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO you; xDD whom ^.^ he >_> wuvs, +ÚwÚ He bade me uWu say so, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the sceptwes +And x3 those UwU that bear them living. +xDD WEONTES. :3 O my OwO bwothew- +Good gentweman!- OwO the ^-^ wwongs I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee :33 stiw +Afresh within me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy ^.^ offices, +^w^ So ^-^ wawewy kind, awe as ^w^ intewpwetews +x3 Of my ÚwÚ behind-hand ;;w;; swacknyess! >w< Wewcome hithew, +UwU As :3 is OwO the spwing ^-^ to th' xDD eawth. And ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD too +Expos'd :3 this pawagon ^-^ to th' xDD feawfuw xDD usage, +^.^ At :33 weast ungentle, >_> of OwO the dreadful Neptune, +ÚwÚ To gweet :3 a man ^.^ nyot wowth xDD hew ÚwÚ pains, >w< much less +^-^ Th' adventuwe >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pewson? +:33 FWOWIZEW. OwO Good, my lord, +She came ^-^ fwom :3 Wibya. +xDD WEONTES. :3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ wawwike Smalus, +:33 That x3 nyobwe UwU honyouw'd lord, :3 is >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and OwO wov'd? +:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom thence; ^-^ fwom him uWu whose daughter +His ;;w;; teaws pwocwaim'd his, pawting with UwU hew; >_< thence, +OwO A pwospewous >w< south-wind friendly, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD cwoss'd, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the chawge my fathew >_> gave me +>_< Fow :3 visiting >_> youw uWu Highnyess. UwU My :33 best x3 twain +I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> Siciwian shores OwO dismiss'd; +OwO Who uWu fow ^-^ Bohemia :3 bend, ^-^ to signify +:3 Nyot only my >_< success in Wibya, ;;w;; siw, +But my >_< awwivaw ÚwÚ and my :3 wife's in >_> safety +;;w;; Hewe xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> awe. +xDD WEONTES. The bwessed UwU gods +^-^ Puwge >w< aww ÚwÚ infection ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw UwU whiwst you +Do >_> cwimate :3 hewe! You ^.^ have :3 a holy fathew, +OwO A gwacefuw ;;w;; gentweman, x3 against uWu whose ^.^ pewson, +^w^ So xDD sacwed as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu sin, +>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the uWu heavens, ^-^ taking :3 angwy nyote, +>_< Have weft me issuewess; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's bwest, +UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< heaven merits it, with you, +Wowthy his goodnyess. What UwU might I ^.^ have :3 been, +OwO Might I :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter :3 nyow ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd OwO on, +Such ÚwÚ goodwy >w< things as xDD you! + +x3 Entew :3 a LORD + +LORD. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, +:33 That ;;w;; which I uWu shaww wepowt uWu wiww bear nyo >_< cwedit, +Were ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> pwoof OwO so >w< nyigh. UwU Pwease you, gweat ;;w;; siw, +^-^ Bohemia >_> gweets you ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf uWu by me; +;;w;; Desiwes you ^-^ to >w< attach his UwU son, ^-^ who ^w^ has- +His >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_> duty uWu both UwU cast UwU off- +uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom his fathew, ^-^ fwom his hopes, ÚwÚ and with +OwO A shephewd's daughter. +xDD WEONTES. Where's >_> Bohemia? ;;w;; Speak. +LORD. ;;w;; Hewe in >_> youw xDD city; I :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. +I speak >_< amazedwy; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_< becomes +UwU My x3 mawvew ÚwÚ and my message. ÚwÚ To >_> youw couwt +ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ hast'nying- in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ it seems, +x3 Of :3 this fair coupwe- xDD meets ^.^ he uWu on OwO the uWu way +The fathew >_> of :3 this seeming wady ÚwÚ and +Her :33 bwothew, having uWu both theiw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ quitted +x3 With :3 this x3 young pwince. +:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 Camiwwo >_> has betway'd me; +uWu Whose uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu whose xDD honyesty ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow +^w^ Enduw'd >w< aww OwO weathews. +LORD. >_< Way't OwO so ^-^ to his x3 chawge; +>w< He's with OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. +xDD WEONTES. :3 Who? OwO Camiwwo? +LORD. Camiwwo, siw; I ^-^ spake with him; ^-^ who :3 nyow +xDD Has ^.^ these UwU poow x3 men in :33 question. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I +uWu Wwetches OwO so quake. ^.^ They ÚwÚ knyeew, uWu they ÚwÚ kiss OwO the eawth; +>_> Fowsweaw themsewves as >_< often as uWu they speak. +^-^ Bohemia stops his eaws, ÚwÚ and UwU thweatens them +x3 With divews deaths in :33 death. +UwU PEWDITA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ fathew! +The >w< heaven ^w^ sets spies x3 upon >w< us, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have +Our :33 contwact ^w^ cewebwated. +xDD WEONTES. You awe married? +:33 FWOWIZEW. We awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ be; +The staws, I >_> see, uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >_< vawweys >_> fiwst. +The >_> odds uWu fow UwU high ÚwÚ and wow's alike. +xDD WEONTES. UwU My lord, +^-^ Is :3 this OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a king? +:33 FWOWIZEW. She ;;w;; is, +When UwU once ^.^ she :3 is my wife. +xDD WEONTES. :33 That ;;w;; 'once,' I UwU see uWu by >_> youw good >_< fathew's uWu speed, +uWu Wiww come uWu on vewy swowwy. I x3 am sowwy, +uWu Most sowwy, you ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom his ^-^ wiking +:3 Whewe you ;;w;; wewe tied in xDD duty; ÚwÚ and as >_< sowwy +Your UwU choice :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so rich in wowth as :3 beauty, +:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww enjoy :3 hew. +:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Deaw, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. +^-^ Though ;;w;; Fowtunye, visibwe OwO an enemy, +;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ chase OwO us with my fathew, ^.^ pow'w nyo :3 jot +;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ^-^ to >_> change ^-^ ouw ^w^ wuvs. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, +Wemembew >_< since you uWu ow'd nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to UwU time +>w< Than I ^-^ do OwO nyow. x3 With ^w^ thought >_> of such ^-^ affections, +:3 Step :3 fowth >_< minye ;;w;; advocate; at >_> youw xDD wequest +UwU My fathew uWu wiww gwant pwecious >w< things as twifwes. +xDD WEONTES. Wouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do so, :3 I'd UwU beg >_> youw pwecious mistress, +^w^ Which ^.^ he counts uWu but :3 a UwU twifwe. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, +Your eye ;;w;; hath xDD too >w< much xDD youth >w< in't. :3 Nyot :3 a month +Fowe >_> youw queen :33 died, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe wowth such gazes +>w< Than what you ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO nyow. +xDD WEONTES. I ^w^ thought >_> of xDD hew +>_< Even in ^.^ these looks I ^.^ made. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] But >_> youw >_> petition +^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet unanswer'd. I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_> youw father. +Your uWu honyouw ^.^ nyot ^-^ o'ewthwown uWu by >_> youw desiwes, +I x3 am fwiend ^-^ to them ÚwÚ and you. :3 Upon ;;w;; which ewwand +I :3 nyow >w< go towawd him; ^.^ thewefowe, follow uWu me, +And mark what uWu way I ^w^ make. ^w^ Come, good my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE >_> II. +Siciwia. Before OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES + +x3 Entew AUTOWYCUS ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN + +AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe you ÚwÚ pwesent at :3 this relation? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ was uWu by at OwO the openying >_> of OwO the UwU fawdew, heard OwO the +^.^ owd shephewd x3 dewivew OwO the manner how ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD it; :33 wheweupon, aftew +:3 a wittwe amazednyess, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ commanded >_< out >_> of OwO the chambew; +only this, methought I heard OwO the shephewd uWu say ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO the chiwd. +AUTOLYCUS. I would UwU most UwU gwadwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD issue >_> of it. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ bwoken uWu dewivewy >_> of OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but OwO the +x3 changes I xDD pewceived in OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo ;;w;; wewe vewy :3 nyotes >_> of +admiration. ^.^ They >w< seem'd almost, with stawing uWu on ^-^ onye another, ^-^ to +>w< teaw OwO the cases >_> of theiw ^w^ eyes; there ÚwÚ was OwO speech in theiw >w< dumbnyess, +language in theiw vewy ^w^ gestuwe; uWu they ^.^ wook'd as uWu they xDD had heard >_> of +:3 a x3 wowwd wansom'd, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye destroyed. OwO A >_> nyotabwe passion >_> of wonder +ÚwÚ appeawed in them; uWu but OwO the >_< wisest ^w^ behowdew UwU that knew nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but +>_< seeing :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ if th' ^-^ impowtance ;;w;; wewe ^.^ joy ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sowwow- uWu but in +OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ onye ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU be. + +x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN + +;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that UwU happiwy knows more. The UwU nyews, ^w^ Wogewo? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing uWu but bonfires. The >w< owacwe :3 is >w< fuwfiww'd: +OwO the King's daughter :3 is ÚwÚ found. Such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of wonder :3 is ^w^ bwoken >_< out +within :3 this hour UwU that ÚwÚ bawwad-makews cannyot >w< be able ^-^ to express it. + +x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN + +;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the OwO Wady Paulina's ^.^ stewawd; ^.^ he can x3 dewivew you more. +OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it nyow, sir? :3 This UwU nyews, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD caww'd true, :3 is OwO so >_< wike +OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe UwU that OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ^.^ it :3 is in >w< stwong ^w^ suspicion. xDD Has OwO the +UwU King ;;w;; found his OwO heiw? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Most true, ^-^ if >w< evew >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe pregnant uWu by +ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. :33 That ;;w;; which you hear ^w^ you'ww uWu sweaw you >_> see, there :3 is +such >_> unyity in OwO the >_> pwoofs. The mantle >_> of Queen >w< Hewmionye's; xDD hew +>_> jewew about OwO the neck >_> of xDD it; OwO the letters >_> of ^w^ Antigonyus ;;w;; found with +it, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be his character; OwO the majesty >_> of OwO the +;;w;; cweatuwe in resemblance >_> of OwO the mother; OwO the xDD affection >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess +;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe >w< shows :33 abuv xDD hew ^-^ bweeding; ÚwÚ and many uWu othew evidences- +:3 pwocwaim xDD hew with >w< aww ;;w;; cewtainty ^-^ to >w< be OwO the King's daughter. OwO Did +you UwU see OwO the meeting >_> of OwO the two kings? +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Then you ^.^ have lost :3 a OwO sight ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, +cannyot >w< be spoken >_> of. Thewe UwU might you ^.^ have x3 behewd ^-^ onye ^.^ joy :3 cwown +another, OwO so ÚwÚ and in such manner UwU that ^.^ it >w< seem'd UwU sowwow >_> wept ^-^ to UwU take +xDD weave >_> of them; uWu fow theiw ^.^ joy waded in uWu teaws. Thewe ÚwÚ was ;;w;; casting OwO up +>_> of >_> eyes, howding OwO up >_> of x3 hands, with countenance >_> of such +distwaction UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown uWu by uWu gawment, ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO favouw. +Our ^-^ king, being ready ^-^ to :33 weap >_< out >_> of ^-^ himsewf uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of his ;;w;; found +>_> daughtew, as ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ joy ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a loss, x3 cwies 'O, >w< thy +mothew, >w< thy >w< mothew!' then :33 asks ^-^ Bohemia forgiveness; then embwaces +his >w< son-in-waw; then UwU again ÚwÚ wowwies ^.^ he his daughter with >_> cwipping +:3 hew. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ thanks OwO the ^.^ owd >w< shephewd, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands uWu by >_< wike :3 a +weathew-bitten conduit >_> of many kings' weigns. I never heard >_> of +such another uWu encountew, ;;w;; which lames wepowt ^-^ to follow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and +>w< undoes ;;w;; descwiption ^-^ to ^-^ do it. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, pray you, became >_> of >_< Antigonyus, UwU that xDD cawwied +x3 hence OwO the chiwd? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe stiww, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ have matter ^-^ to +^w^ weheawse, >w< though ÚwÚ cwedit >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO an ear open: ^.^ he ÚwÚ was +^-^ town ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 a OwO beaw. :3 This avouches OwO the shephewd's UwU son, ^-^ who +>_> has ^.^ nyot only his innyocence, ;;w;; which uWu seems xDD much, ^-^ to >_> justify ^w^ him, uWu but +:3 a handkerchief ÚwÚ and rings >_> of his UwU that ^w^ Pauwinya knows. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What became >_> of his bark ÚwÚ and his >_> fowwowews? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Wweck'd OwO the >_> same x3 instant >_> of theiw >_< mastew's >_< death, +ÚwÚ and in OwO the view >_> of OwO the shepherd; OwO so UwU that >w< aww OwO the xDD instwuments +;;w;; which ^.^ aided ^-^ to expose OwO the >w< chiwd ;;w;; wewe x3 even then lost when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was +ÚwÚ found. But, :33 O, OwO the x3 nyobwe combat UwU that :33 'twixt ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was +xDD fought in OwO Pauwinya! She xDD had ^-^ onye eye :33 decwin'd uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of xDD hew +xDD husband, another xDD ewevated UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe ÚwÚ was >w< fuwfiww'd. She +uWu wifted OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and OwO so wocks xDD hew in >_> embwacing +as ^-^ if ^.^ she would :3 pin xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew xDD heawt, UwU that ^.^ she UwU might nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be +in danger >_> of wosing. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The >w< dignyity >_> of :3 this ^.^ act ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the ^-^ audience >_> of +kings ÚwÚ and OwO pwinces; uWu fow uWu by such ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 acted. +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye >_> of OwO the pwettiest UwU touches >_> of aww, ÚwÚ and UwU that +;;w;; which angw'd uWu fow >_< minye x3 eyes- >_> caught OwO the ^w^ watew, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO the +OwO fish- OwO was, when at OwO the >_< wewation >_> of OwO the Queen's >_< death, with OwO the +manner how ^.^ she came to't bravely x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wamented uWu by OwO the +;;w;; King, how attentivenyes >_< wounded his ^-^ daughtew; :33 tiww, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< sign +>_> of ^-^ dowouw ^-^ to another, ^.^ she >_> did with OwO an ÚwÚ 'Awas!'- I would fain :33 say- +bleed teaws; uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe my OwO heawt >_> wept bwood. OwO Who ÚwÚ was UwU most +marble there >_< changed :33 cowouw; >w< some :3 swoonyed, >w< aww sowwowed. >w< If >w< aww +OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd ^.^ have seen't, OwO the >_> woe xDD had >_< been universal. +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Awe uWu they wetuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the couwt? +uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. The ^w^ Pwincess hearing >_> of xDD hew >_> mothew's uWu statue, +;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU keeping >_> of Pauwinya- :3 a piece many years in UwU doing +ÚwÚ and :3 nyow newly xDD pewfowm'd uWu by UwU that x3 wawe >w< Itawian :3 mastew, Juwio +>w< Womanyo, :3 who, xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf eternity ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< put >_> bweath OwO into +his work, would beguiwe ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of xDD hew :33 custom, OwO so xDD pewfectwy ^.^ he :3 is +xDD hew ape. ÚwÚ He OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Hermione ;;w;; hath x3 donye Hermione UwU that uWu they uWu say +^-^ onye would speak ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand in >w< hope >_> of UwU answew- thithew with +>w< aww gweedinyess >_> of xDD affection awe uWu they gone, ÚwÚ and there uWu they intend +^-^ to >_< sup. +x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^w^ thought ^.^ she xDD had >w< some gweat matter there in +>w< hand; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwivatewy ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice :3 a day, >w< evew >_< since +OwO the death >_> of Hewmionye, OwO visited UwU that wemuvd >_< house. :33 Shaww ^-^ we +:33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ ouw >_> company piece OwO the wejoicing? +OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who would >w< be ^.^ thence UwU that >_> has OwO the benefit >_> of +access? uWu Evewy :3 wink >_> of OwO an eye >w< some OwO nyew OwO gwace uWu wiww >w< be uWu bown. Our +absence makes OwO us uWu unthwifty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw knowledge. Let's awong. +>_< Exeunt GENTLEMEN +AUTOLYCUS. Nyow, xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 dash >_> of my fowmew life in uWu me, would +^.^ pwefewment >_> dwop uWu on my head. I ^w^ bwought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his :3 son +aboawd OwO the Prince; told him I heard them talk >_> of :3 a fardel ÚwÚ and I +xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ he at UwU that UwU time :33 uvw-fond >_> of OwO the shephewd's +:3 daughtew- OwO so ^.^ he then took xDD hew ^-^ to be- ^-^ who >_< began ^-^ to >w< be >w< much +ÚwÚ sea-sick, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf wittwe :3 bettew, >_> extwemity >_> of weather +continuing, :3 this mystewy wemainyed :33 undiscuvw'd. But 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye +^-^ to me; uWu fow xDD had I >_< been OwO the finder-out >_> of :3 this secwet, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot +^.^ have ^w^ wewish'd UwU among my uWu othew ^.^ discwedits. + +x3 Entew uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN + +;;w;; Hewe come x3 those I ^.^ have x3 donye good ^-^ to x3 against my wiww, ÚwÚ and already +appeawing in OwO the blossoms >_> of theiw xDD fowtunye. +SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >w< boy; I x3 am ÚwÚ past uWu moe ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu but >w< thy >_< sons ÚwÚ and +daughters uWu wiww >w< be >w< aww gentlemen uWu bown. +CLOWN. You awe ;;w;; weww met, sir. You ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to fight with me :3 this +uWu othew day, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. ^w^ See you ^.^ these +clothes? Say you UwU see them ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me still nyo ^-^ gentweman +uWu bown. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best uWu say ^.^ these wobes awe ^.^ nyot gentlemen uWu bown. >w< Give +me OwO the >_< wie, do; ÚwÚ and twy whethew I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. +AUTOLYCUS. I xDD knyow you awe nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. +CLOWN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw OwO houws. +SHEPHERD. And OwO so ^.^ have OwO I, ÚwÚ boy. +CLOWN. ^w^ So you ^.^ have; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 bown before my uWu fathew; +uWu fow OwO the King's :3 son took me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd me brother; ÚwÚ and +then OwO the two kings xDD caww'd my fathew brother; ÚwÚ and then OwO the Pwince, +my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Pwincess, my ;;w;; sistew, xDD caww'd my fathew father. +And OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ wept; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst gentleman-like ;;w;; teaws UwU that +>w< evew ^-^ we OwO shed. +SHEPHERD. We ^-^ may live, UwU son, ^-^ to shed many more. +CLOWN. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse 'twere ^-^ hawd OwO wuck, being in OwO so x3 pwepostewous +^-^ estate as ^-^ we >_> awe. +AUTOLYCUS. I humbly uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to pawdon me >w< aww OwO the faults I +^.^ have committed ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give me >_> youw good wepowt +^-^ to OwO the Prince my mastew. +SHEPHERD. Prithee, UwU son, do; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must >w< be gentle, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe +>_< gentwemen. +CLOWN. Thou xDD wiwt amend >w< thy x3 wife? +AUTOLYCUS. >w< Ay, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw good worship. +CLOWN. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art as +>w< honyest :3 a OwO twue :3 fewwow as ^-^ any :3 is in ^.^ Bohemia. +SHEPHERD. You ^-^ may uWu say it, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. +CLOWN. :3 Nyot uWu sweaw it, :3 nyow I x3 am :3 a gentweman? >_> Wet boors ÚwÚ and franklins +uWu say OwO it: I'll uWu sweaw it. +SHEPHERD. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be fawse, xDD son? +CLOWN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO so fawse, :3 a OwO twue ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may uWu sweaw ^.^ it in +OwO the behawf >_> of his >w< fwiend. And I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art :3 a +taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >w< be dwunk; uWu but I +xDD knyow :3 thou art nyo taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be +dwunk. But I'll uWu sweaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and I would :3 thou wouldst >w< be :3 a taww +:3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy hands. +AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv so, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> powew. +CLOWN. >w< Ay, uWu by ^-^ any means, ^w^ pwuv :3 a taww fewwow. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder +how :3 thou :33 daw'st venture ^-^ to >w< be dwunk ^.^ nyot being :3 a taww fewwow, +xDD twust me not. >_> Hawk! OwO the kings ÚwÚ and OwO the princes, ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, awe +^-^ going ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen's >_< pictuwe. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; ^w^ we'ww >w< be >w< thy +good >w< mastews. >_< Exeunt + + + + +^-^ SCENyE III. +Siciwia. OwO A >w< chapew in ^-^ PAUWINyA's house + +x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ^w^ PAUWINyA, +LORDS ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS + +xDD WEONTES. :3 O grave ÚwÚ and good >_> Pauwinya, OwO the gweat comfort +:33 That I ^.^ have xDD had >_> of thee! +>_< PAUWINyA. >_> What, x3 suvweign ;;w;; siw, +I >_> did ^.^ nyot well, I meant :33 weww. ^-^ Aww my services +You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid >_< home; uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have >_> vouchsaf'd, +x3 With >_> youw xDD cwown'd bwothew ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> youw :3 contwacted +UwU Heiws >_> of >_> youw x3 kingdoms, my UwU poow house ^-^ to visit, +^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 suwpwus >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, ;;w;; which never +UwU My life ^-^ may last ^-^ to >w< answew. +xDD WEONTES. :3 O >_> Pauwinya, +We uWu honyouw you with twoubwe; uWu but ^-^ we came +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >_> statue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< queen. Your x3 gawwewy +>_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd through, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< much ^.^ content +UwU In many >_< singuwawities; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot +:33 That ;;w;; which my daughter came ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, +The >_> statue >_> of xDD hew mother. +>_< PAUWINyA. UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ peewwess, +^w^ So xDD hew UwU dead likeness, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >w< bewieve, +>w< Excews ^.^ whatevew ÚwÚ yet you ^.^ wook'd x3 upon +Ow hand >_> of man ;;w;; hath done; OwO thewefowe I ^-^ keep ^.^ it +>w< Wonyewy, apart. But here ^.^ it is. Pwepawe +ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the life as lively ÚwÚ mock'd as >w< evew +OwO Stiww ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ mock'd :33 death. >_> Behowd; ÚwÚ and uWu say 'tis :33 weww. +^.^ [PAUWINyA dwaws :3 a uWu cuwtain, ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws xDD HEWMIONyE +standing >_< wike :3 a >_> statue] +I >_< wike >_> youw siwence; ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< shows x3 off +Your wonder; uWu but ÚwÚ yet speak. First, you, my ^.^ wiege. +x3 Comes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something x3 nyeaw? +xDD WEONTES. Her :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ postuwe! +>_< Chide uWu me, dear ^.^ stonye, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say >_< indeed +Thou art x3 Hewmionye; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 thou art ^.^ she +UwU In >w< thy ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chiding; uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was as >w< tendew +UwU As ^-^ infancy ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. But >_> yet, >_> Pauwinya, +Hermione ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wwinkwed, nyothing +^w^ So ;;w;; aged as :3 this ^w^ seems. +OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, ^.^ nyot uWu by much! +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw carver's :33 excewwence, +^w^ Which UwU wets >w< go uWu by >w< some UwU sixteen years ÚwÚ and makes xDD hew +UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd OwO nyow. +xDD WEONTES. UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ she UwU might ^.^ have >_< donye, +^w^ So >w< much ^-^ to my good comfort as ^.^ it :3 is +Nyow ^.^ piewcing ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. :33 O, ;;w;; thus ^.^ she OwO stood, +>_< Even with such life >_> of OwO majesty- warm xDD wife, +UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy stands- when ^.^ fiwst I woo'd her! +I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. uWu Does ^.^ nyot OwO the stonye webuke me +>_< Fow being ^-^ mowe stonye than it? :3 O :33 woyaw ;;w;; piece, +There's ÚwÚ magic in >w< thy ^-^ majesty, ;;w;; which >_> has +UwU My x3 eviws conjuw'd ^-^ to x3 wemembwance, ÚwÚ and +From >w< thy admiring daughter took OwO the spiwits, +UwU Standing >_< wike stonye with thee! +UwU PEWDITA. And ^w^ give me leave, +And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis superstition UwU that +I ÚwÚ knyeew, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ impwowe xDD hew blessing. Lady, +UwU Deaw queen, UwU that UwU ended when I uWu but uWu began, +>w< Give me UwU that hand >_> of x3 youws ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. +>_< PAUWINyA. :33 O, >_> patience! +The >_> statue :3 is uWu but newly xDD fix'd, OwO the >_< cowouw's +:3 Nyot dry. +CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> sowe >_> waid OwO on, +^w^ Which UwU sixteen :33 wintews cannyot blow ^w^ away, +^w^ So many ^.^ summews dry. :3 Scawce ^-^ any ^.^ joy +OwO Did >w< evew OwO so wong :3 wive; nyo UwU sowwow +But xDD kiww'd itsewf >w< much OwO soonyew. +OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Deaw my :33 bwothew, +>_> Wet him UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^.^ have ^.^ pow'w +ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 off OwO so >w< much >w< gwief ^-^ fwom you as ^.^ he +uWu Wiww piece OwO up in :3 himsewf. +>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, +>w< If I xDD had ^w^ thought OwO the OwO sight >_> of my UwU poow ^.^ image +Wouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have wrought :3 you- uWu fow OwO the stonye :3 is >_> minye- +:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have show'd it. +xDD WEONTES. Do ^.^ nyot dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. +>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu shaww you xDD gaze ^-^ on't, west >_> youw fancy +May ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it moves. +xDD WEONTES. >_> Wet ^.^ be, let UwU be. +Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, uWu but UwU that >w< methinks awweady- +What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that >_> did ^-^ make it? ^w^ See, my lord, +Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ deem ^.^ it OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 those ^.^ veins +OwO Did verily bear blood? +OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Mastewwy :33 donye! +The vewy life uWu seems warm x3 upon xDD hew lip. +xDD WEONTES. The xDD fixtuwe >_> of xDD hew eye >_> has motion ^w^ in't, +UwU As ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ mock'd with awt. +>_< PAUWINyA. I'll dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. +UwU My ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ awmost OwO so :3 faw twanspowted UwU that +He'll ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it >w< wives. +xDD WEONTES. :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Pauwinya, +UwU Make me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think OwO so twenty years uWu togethew! +:3 Nyo ;;w;; settwed UwU senses >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ match +The ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of UwU that madnyess. >_> Wet 't awonye. +>_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have ;;w;; thus :3 faw stirr'd OwO you; uWu but +I :33 couwd affwict you ÚwÚ fawthew. +xDD WEONTES. uWu Do, Paulina; +>_< Fow :3 this affliction >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ taste as ^w^ sweet +UwU As ^-^ any cowdiaw uWu comfowt. Stiww, >_> methinks, +Thewe :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ aiw comes ^-^ fwom :3 hew. What fine ^w^ chisew +Could >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ cut breath? >_> Wet nyo man xDD mock uWu me, +>_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew. +>_< PAUWINyA. Good my lord, ^w^ fowbeaw. +The wuddinyess x3 upon xDD hew x3 wip :3 is OwO wet; +You'll mar ^.^ it ^-^ if you ÚwÚ kiss xDD it; :33 stain >_> youw >_> own +x3 With OwO oiwy :3 painting. :33 Shaww I dwaw OwO the cuwtain? +xDD WEONTES. No, ^.^ nyot ^.^ these twenty years. +UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So wong :33 couwd I +Stand >_> by, :3 a ÚwÚ wookew-on. +>_< PAUWINyA. x3 Eithew forbear, +>w< Quit ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the chapel, ^w^ ow :3 wesowve you +>_< Fow ^-^ mowe >_< amazement. >w< If you can >w< behowd it, +I'll ^-^ make OwO the >_> statue move :3 indeed, ÚwÚ descend, +And UwU take you uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, uWu but then ^w^ you'ww ^w^ think- +^w^ Which I uWu pwotest :3 against- I x3 am assisted +By ;;w;; wicked powers. +xDD WEONTES. What you can ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ do +I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO on; what ^-^ to speak +I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to hear; uWu fow 'tis as :33 easy +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew speak as muv. +>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is requir'd +You ^-^ do :33 awake >_> youw ;;w;; faith. ;;w;; Then >w< aww ^.^ stand still; +Ow x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is uWu unwawfuw ^-^ businyess +I x3 am >w< about, let them depart. +xDD WEONTES. :33 Pwoceed. +:3 Nyo foot uWu shaww ÚwÚ stiw. +>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Music, :33 awake her: ^w^ stwike. >_< [Music] +^.^ 'Tis time; OwO descend; >w< be stonye nyo ^-^ mowe; approach; +Stwike >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook x3 upon with marvel. uWu Come; +I'll fiww >_> youw grave :33 up. Stiw; xDD nyay, come >_> away. +Bequeath ^-^ to death >_> youw ÚwÚ nyumbnyess, uWu fow ^-^ fwom him +UwU Deaw life ;;w;; wedeems you. You pewceive ^.^ she stirs. +:33 [HEWMIONyE comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the pedestal] +xDD Stawt not; xDD hew :33 actions uWu shaww >w< be holy as +You hear my spell :3 is lawful. Do ^.^ nyot :3 shun xDD hew +^.^ Untiw you UwU see xDD hew die ÚwÚ again; uWu fow then +You :33 kiww xDD hew double. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw hand. +When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 young you woo'd UwU hew; :3 nyow in :3 age +^-^ Is ^.^ she ÚwÚ become OwO the ;;w;; suitow? +xDD WEONTES. :33 O, she's ÚwÚ wawm! +>w< If :3 this >w< be xDD magic, let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an art +Lawful as uWu eating. +OwO POWIXENyES. She embwaces >_> him. +CAMIWWO. She OwO hangs about his ÚwÚ nyeck. +>w< If ^.^ she pewtain ^-^ to xDD wife, let xDD hew speak ^w^ too. +OwO POWIXENyES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^.^ it manyifest xDD whewe ^.^ she >_> has liv'd, +Ow how stow'n ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU dead. +>_< PAUWINyA. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is living, +Were ^.^ it uWu but told you, shouwd >w< be >w< hooted at +;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd tawe; uWu but ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ she ;;w;; wives +^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she speak not. >_< Mawk :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. +UwU Pwease you ^-^ to interpose, fair ÚwÚ madam. x3 Knyeew, +And pray >_> youw >_> mothew's blessing. x3 Tuwn, good lady; +Our UwU Pewdita :3 is ÚwÚ found. +xDD HEWMIONyE. You >_< gods, ÚwÚ wook down, +And ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD sacwed xDD viaws pouw >_> youw gwaces +:3 Upon my :33 daughtew's head! >_> Teww uWu me, >_< minye own, +:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been >w< pwesewv'd? :3 Whewe liv'd? OwO How ;;w;; found +x3 Thy >_< fathew's couwt? >_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear UwU that OwO I, +:33 Knyowing uWu by ^w^ Pauwinya UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe +Gave >w< hope :3 thou >_< wast in being, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd +Myself ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< issue. +>_< PAUWINyA. There's UwU time enough uWu fow UwU that, +Lest uWu they desiwe x3 upon :3 this push ^-^ to twoubwe +Your >_< joys with >_< wike relation. uWu Go togethew, +You pwecious OwO winnyews uWu aww; >_> youw ^-^ exuwtation +ÚwÚ Pawtake ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. OwO I, OwO an ^.^ owd >w< tuwtwe, +uWu Wiww x3 wing me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ withew'd bough, ÚwÚ and there +UwU My uWu mate, that's never ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found uWu again, +Lament ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am xDD wost. +xDD WEONTES. :3 O :3 peace, OwO Pauwinya! +Thou shouldst :3 a xDD husband UwU take uWu by my ^.^ consent, +UwU As I uWu by UwU thinye :3 a wife. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU match, +And :3 made between's uWu by :33 vows. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; found mine; +But ;;w;; how, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be uWu question'd; uWu fow I ^-^ saw UwU hew, +UwU As I thought, >w< dead; ÚwÚ and x3 have, in vain, ^w^ said many +OwO A >w< pwayew x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ gwave. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^.^ faw- +>_< Fow ^w^ him, I pawtwy xDD knyow his mind- ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee +An honyouwabwe >_> husband. ^w^ Come, Camiwwo, +And UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand uWu whose wowth ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty +^-^ Is richly UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and here ^w^ justified +By >w< us, :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ kings. Let's ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwace. +>_< What! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my brother. Both >_> youw pardons, +:33 That e'ew I >w< put :3 between >_> youw holy looks +UwU My i-iww ^w^ suspicion. :3 This >_> youw son-in-law, +And :3 son x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; King, xDD whom uWu heavens :33 diwecting, +^-^ Is twoth-pwight ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. Good >_> Pauwinya, +Lead OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may leisurely +>_> Each ^-^ onye >_> demand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to his part +Perform'd in :3 this ^-^ wide >_> gap >_> of UwU time >_< since ^.^ fiwst +We ;;w;; wewe xDD dissevew'd. Hastily ;;w;; wead >_> away. >_< Exeunt + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + + + +:33 1609 + +OwO A :33 WOVEW'S COMPLAINT + +uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + +From x3 off :3 a hiww uWu whose x3 concave >_> womb xDD wewowded +OwO A ;;w;; pwaintfuw story ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ sist'wing vawe, +UwU My uWu spiwits >_< t'attend :3 this double >w< voice OwO accowded, +And ;;w;; down I >_> waid ^-^ to list OwO the sad-tuned :3 tawe, +Ewe wong x3 espied :3 a OwO fickwe maid :33 fuww pawe, +Teawing >_> of :3 papews, breaking rings atwain, +x3 Stowming xDD hew x3 wowwd with ^.^ sowwow's ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. + +:3 Upon xDD hew head :3 a >_> pwatted ^.^ hive >_> of straw, +^w^ Which fortified xDD hew >_> visage ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> sun, +uWu Wheweon OwO the ^w^ thought UwU might ÚwÚ think sometime ^.^ it ^-^ saw +The x3 cawcase >_> of :3 a x3 beauty spent ÚwÚ and >w< donye. +Time xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< scythed >w< aww UwU that xDD youth ;;w;; begun, +Nyow xDD youth >w< aww quit, uWu but ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heaven's feww ;;w;; wage +uWu Some x3 beauty UwU peeped OwO thwough xDD wattice >_> of ;;w;; seawed age. + +Oft >_> did ^.^ she heave xDD hew nyapkin ^-^ to xDD hew eyne, +^w^ Which uWu on ^.^ it xDD had :33 conceited OwO chawactews, +xDD Waund'wing OwO the silken :33 figuwes in OwO the brine +:33 That ^w^ seasonyed >_> woe xDD had pewweted in >_< teaws, +And >_< often reading what uWu contents ^.^ it beaws; +UwU As >_< often shwieking undistinguished x3 woe, +UwU In OwO cwamouws >_> of >w< aww uWu size, uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. + +>_< Sometimes xDD hew uWu wevewwed eyes theiw carriage ride, +UwU As uWu they >_> did batt'ry ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; sphewes uWu intend; +>_< Sometime divewted theiw UwU poow x3 bawws awe tied +ÚwÚ To th' >_> owbed eawth; ^.^ sometimes uWu they ^-^ do uWu extend +Their view ^.^ wight OwO on; anon theiw gazes lend +ÚwÚ To every place at once, ÚwÚ and :3 nyowhewe >w< fixed, +The :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO sight >_< distwactedwy ÚwÚ commixed. + +Her >_> haiw, :3 nyow loose :3 nyow tied in formal :3 pwat, +Proclaimed in xDD hew :3 a >_> cawewess hand >_> of pwide; +>_< Fow some, UwU untucked, descended xDD hew ;;w;; sheaved hat, +:3 Hanging xDD hew OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pinyed ^-^ cheek >w< beside; +uWu Some in xDD hew xDD thweaden fillet still >_> did xDD bide, +And, OwO twue ^-^ to bondage, would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak ^-^ fwom >_< thence, +^-^ Though x3 swackwy ÚwÚ bwaided in loose nyegwigence. + +OwO A ^w^ thousand favouws ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ maund ^.^ she >_< dwew +x3 Of ambew, cwystaw, ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< beaded ^-^ jet, +^w^ Which ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ she in :3 a >_> wivew UwU thwew, +:3 Upon uWu whose weeping mawgent ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ;;w;; set; +;;w;; Wike ;;w;; usuwy ^w^ appwying wet ^-^ to ^.^ wet, +Ow x3 monyawchs' ^.^ hands UwU that UwU wets ^.^ nyot bounty ^-^ faww +:3 Whewe UwU want x3 cwies some, uWu but xDD whewe ^-^ excess OwO begs all. + +x3 Of fowded schedules xDD had ^.^ she many :3 a one, +^w^ Which ^.^ she ^-^ pewused, sighed, tore, ÚwÚ and >_> gave OwO the OwO fwood; +^.^ Cwacked many :3 a ring >_> of xDD posied gold ÚwÚ and bone, +^w^ Bidding them find theiw x3 sepuwchwes in :3 mud; +;;w;; Found ÚwÚ yet uWu moe letters :3 sadwy penned in blood, +x3 With ^w^ sweided :3 siwk OwO feat ÚwÚ and xDD affectedwy +xDD Enswathed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seawed ^-^ to uWu cuwious ^.^ secwecy. + +^.^ These >_< often OwO bathed ^.^ she in xDD hew OwO fwuxive >_> eyes, +And >_< often ^.^ kissed, ÚwÚ and >_< often 'gan ^-^ to xDD teaw; +UwU Cwied, 'O false blood, :3 thou UwU wegistew >_> of :3 wies, +What unyappwuvd witness OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ beaw! +^-^ Ink would ^.^ have ^.^ seemed ^-^ mowe bwack ÚwÚ and damned :3 hewe! +:3 This said, in :3 top >_> of ;;w;; wage OwO the >w< winyes ^.^ she ^-^ wents, +uWu Big ^w^ discontents OwO so breaking theiw contents. + +OwO A OwO wevewend man UwU that grazed his ^w^ cattwe nigh, +>_< Sometime :3 a >_> bwustewew UwU that OwO the ^w^ wuffwe knew +x3 Of couwt, >_> of >_< city, ÚwÚ and xDD had let >w< go uWu by +The ÚwÚ swiftest ^w^ houws obsewved as uWu they flew, +Towawds :3 this ^w^ affwicted fancy :3 fastwy ÚwÚ dwew; +And, privileged uWu by ^-^ age, desires ^-^ to xDD knyow +UwU In bwief OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and >w< motives >_> of xDD hew ^w^ woe. + +^w^ So ÚwÚ swides ^.^ he ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^w^ gwainyed xDD bat, +And comely distant OwO sits ^.^ he uWu by xDD hew ÚwÚ side; +When ^.^ he UwU again desires UwU hew, being sat, +Her gwievance with his hearing ^-^ to >_> divide. +>w< If UwU that ^-^ fwom him there ^-^ may >w< be >w< aught appwied +^w^ Which ^-^ may xDD hew suffewing ecstasy assuage, +^.^ 'Tis promised in OwO the charity >_> of age. + +x3 'Fathew,' ^.^ she uWu says, :3 'though in me you >w< behowd +The uWu injuwy >_> of many :3 a bwasting xDD houw, +>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot tell >_> youw ^w^ judgement I x3 am owd: +:3 Nyot ^-^ age, uWu but xDD sowwow, xDD uvw me ;;w;; hath >_> powew. +I UwU might as ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have >_< been :3 a spreading ^w^ fwowew, +;;w;; Fwesh ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ if I xDD had >w< sewf-appwied +^-^ Wuv ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo love >_< beside. + +'But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! xDD too >_< eawwy I attended +OwO A youthfuw uWu suit- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >_< gain my grace- +:33 O, ^-^ onye uWu by nature's OwO outwawds OwO so ^.^ commended +:33 That :33 maidens' eyes ÚwÚ stuck xDD uvw >w< aww his face. +^-^ Wuv x3 wacked :3 a dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 made him xDD hew >w< pwace; +And when in his fair pawts ^.^ she >_> did uWu abide, +She ÚwÚ was OwO nyew ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and newly >w< deified. + +UwU 'His >w< bwowny wocks >_> did >_> hang in crooked curls; +And every ^.^ wight >w< occasion >_> of OwO the ^.^ wind +:3 Upon his lips theiw silken x3 pawcews hurls. +What's ^w^ sweet ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu wiww >_< aptwy ;;w;; find: +>_> Each eye UwU that ^-^ saw him >_> did ^-^ enchant OwO the mind; +>_< Fow uWu on his >_> visage ÚwÚ was in wittwe :33 dwawn +What >_> wawgenyess OwO thinks in Paradise ÚwÚ was ;;w;; sawn. + +UwU 'Smaww show >_> of man ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his chin; +His phoenyix ;;w;; down >_< began uWu but ^-^ to appear, +;;w;; Wike ;;w;; unshown ^-^ vewvet, uWu on UwU that tewmwess skin, +uWu Whose x3 bawe xDD out-bwagged OwO the ^-^ web ^.^ it ^.^ seemed ^-^ to ^.^ weaw: +>_> Yet >w< showed his >_> visage uWu by UwU that uWu cost ^-^ mowe dear; +And nice ÚwÚ affections wavewing ÚwÚ stood in x3 doubt +>w< If :33 best ;;w;; wewe as ^.^ it OwO was, ^w^ ow :33 best >_< without. + +UwU 'His ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe uWu beauteous as his >_> fowm, +>_< Fow maiden-tongued ^.^ he OwO was, ÚwÚ and thereof free; +>_> Yet ^-^ if x3 men ÚwÚ muvd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he such :3 a :3 stowm +UwU As ^w^ oft :33 'twixt May ÚwÚ and :3 Apwiw :3 is ^-^ to >_> see, +When x3 winds bweathe ;;w;; sweet, xDD unwuwy >w< though uWu they UwU be. +His wudenyess OwO so with his ^-^ authowized xDD youth +OwO Did x3 wivewy ^.^ fawsenyess in :3 a uWu pwide >_> of :33 twuth. + +'Well :33 couwd ^.^ he ride, ÚwÚ and >_< often x3 men would ÚwÚ say, +"That horse his mettle ^-^ fwom his >_< widew takes: +Proud >_> of ^-^ subjection, x3 nyobwe uWu by OwO the sway, +What uWu wounds, what >w< bounds, what ^.^ couwse, what xDD stop ^.^ he >_< makes!" +And :33 contwuvwsy x3 hence :3 a xDD question ^-^ takes +:3 Whethew OwO the horse uWu by him became his deed, +Ow ^.^ he his manage uWu by th' ^-^ weww-doing >_> steed. + +'But >_> quickwy uWu on :3 this >_> side OwO the verdict >w< went: +His real x3 habitude >_> gave life ÚwÚ and OwO gwace +ÚwÚ To UwU appewtainyings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO ownyament, +:33 Accompwished in himself, ^.^ nyot in his ^-^ case, +^-^ Aww x3 aids, themsewves :3 made ^-^ faiwew uWu by theiw place, +Came uWu fow ^w^ additions; ÚwÚ yet theiw purposed xDD twim +Pierced ^.^ nyot his >w< gwace, uWu but ;;w;; wewe >w< aww OwO gwaced uWu by >_> him. + +x3 'So uWu on OwO the tip >_> of his ^-^ subduing :33 tongue +^-^ Aww >w< kind >_> of arguments ÚwÚ and xDD question ^-^ deep, +^-^ Aww ^-^ wepwication pwompt, ÚwÚ and reason ^w^ stwong, +>_< Fow his ^w^ advantage still >_> did :3 wake ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. +ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; weepew >w< waugh, OwO the >w< waughew ;;w;; weep, +ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the dialect ÚwÚ and diffewent skill, +>w< Catching >w< aww ^.^ passions in his >w< cwaft >_> of wiww, + +UwU 'That ^.^ he >_> did in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu bosom UwU weign +x3 Of young, >_> of >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 sexes uWu both :33 enchanted, +ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww with him in ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< wemain +UwU In OwO pewsonyaw duty, following xDD whewe ^.^ he x3 haunted. +;;w;; Consents OwO bewitched, ewe ^.^ he desiwe, ^.^ have gwanted, +And ^.^ diawogued uWu fow him what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, +uWu Asked theiw >_> own wills, ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw wills ;;w;; obey. + +>_< 'Many there ;;w;; wewe UwU that >_> did his UwU pictuwe :3 get, +ÚwÚ To sewve theiw >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ it >w< put theiw mind; +;;w;; Wike fools UwU that in th' ^.^ imaginyation xDD set +The ÚwÚ goodwy x3 objects ;;w;; which ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they find +x3 Of x3 wands ÚwÚ and xDD mansions, ;;w;; theiws in ^w^ thought xDD assignyed; +And >_> wabouwing in uWu moe ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ to bestow them +>w< Than OwO the OwO twue gouty wandwowd ;;w;; which doth owe ^.^ them. + +x3 'So many x3 have, UwU that never >w< touched his ;;w;; hand, +Sweetwy supposed them ^w^ mistwess >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. +UwU My :3 woefuw ;;w;; sewf, UwU that >_> did in freedom ^.^ stand, +And ÚwÚ was my >_> own UwU fee-simpwe, ^.^ nyot in UwU pawt, +What with his art in youth, ÚwÚ and xDD youth in :3 awt, +Thwew my ÚwÚ affections in his chawmed power +Wesewved OwO the :33 stawk ÚwÚ and >_> gave him >w< aww my OwO fwowew. + +'Yet >_> did I ;;w;; nyot, as >w< some my >w< equaws :33 did, +:33 Demand >_> of ^w^ him, :3 nyow being desiwed x3 yiewded; +UwU Finding ^-^ mysewf in uWu honyouw OwO so forbid, +x3 With >w< safest uWu distance I >_< minye uWu honyouw >w< shiewded. +Expewience uWu fow me many >w< buwwawks ^w^ buiwded +x3 Of pwoofs x3 nyew-bweeding, ;;w;; which wemainyed OwO the :33 foiw +x3 Of :3 this false ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and his amorous spoil. + +'But ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ who >w< evew x3 shunnyed uWu by OwO pwecedent +The destined i-iww ^.^ she >w< must x3 hewsewf ;;w;; assay? +Ow fowced >w< exampwes, >w< 'gainst xDD hew >_> own >_< content, +ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the uWu by-past pewiws in xDD hew ^w^ way? +>_< Counsew ^-^ may xDD stop :3 awhiwe what uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay; +>_< Fow when ^-^ we wage, >_> advice :3 is >_< often uWu seen +By blunting OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw wills ^-^ mowe :3 keen. + +>w< 'Nyow gives ^.^ it satisfaction ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood +:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; cuwb ^.^ it x3 upon >_> othews' proof, +ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD fowbod OwO the ;;w;; sweets UwU that uWu seems OwO so good +>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU hawms UwU that ^.^ pweach in ^-^ ouw behoof. +:3 O OwO appetite, ^-^ fwom ^w^ judgement ^.^ stand OwO awoof! +The ^-^ onye :3 a x3 pawate ;;w;; hath UwU that ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww taste, +^-^ Though >_< Weason ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :33 wast. + +'For further I :33 couwd uWu say :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^-^ untwue, +And knew OwO the patterns >_> of his ;;w;; fouw beguiwing; +Heard xDD whewe his pwants in >_> othews' OwO owchawds OwO gwew; +:33 Saw how xDD deceits ;;w;; wewe x3 giwded in his >_< smiwing; +x3 Knyew >_< vows ;;w;; wewe >w< evew :33 bwokews ^-^ to defiling; +OwO Thought UwU chawactews ÚwÚ and uWu wowds mewewy uWu but :3 awt, +And bastawds >_> of his ;;w;; fouw :33 aduwtewate ÚwÚ heawt. + +;;w;; 'And wong x3 upon ^.^ these >_> tewms I held my >_< city, +;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; thus ^.^ he 'gan UwU besiege :3 me: "Gentle ;;w;; maid, +>_< Have >_> of my suffewing xDD youth >w< some feeling pity, +And >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of my holy >_< vows UwU afwaid. +^.^ That's ^-^ to ye sworn ^-^ to UwU nyonye ÚwÚ was >w< evew said; +>_< Fow UwU feasts >_> of love I ^.^ have >_< been called UwU unto, +;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >_> did :33 nye'ew ^w^ invite :3 nyow never UwU woo. + +'"All my offences UwU that ÚwÚ abwoad you UwU see +uWu Awe ewwows >_> of OwO the blood, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the mind; +^-^ Wuv :3 made them not; with actuwe uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ be, +:3 Whewe neither party :3 is :3 nyow OwO twue :3 nyow OwO kind. +^.^ They ÚwÚ sought theiw ÚwÚ shame UwU that OwO so theiw ÚwÚ shame >_> did find; +And OwO so >w< much less >_> of ÚwÚ shame in me remains +By how >w< much >_> of me theiw >_> wepwoach xDD contains. + +^.^ '"Among OwO the many UwU that >_< minye eyes ^.^ have ^.^ seen, +:3 Nyot ^-^ onye uWu whose flame my OwO heawt OwO so >w< much as uWu wawmed, +Ow my xDD affection >w< put ^-^ to th' >w< smawwest uWu teen, +Ow ^-^ any >_> of my leisures >w< evew ;;w;; chawmed. +^w^ Hawm ^.^ have I x3 donye ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was >_< hawmed; +Kept hearts in x3 wivewies, uWu but >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ was ^.^ fwee, +And ;;w;; weignyed ^-^ commanding in his OwO monyawchy. + +^.^ '"Wook here what tributes >_< wounded UwU fancies x3 sent uWu me, +x3 Of ^w^ pawed peawws ÚwÚ and rubies wed as bwood; +Figuwing UwU that uWu they theiw ^.^ passions wikewise lent me +x3 Of >w< gwief ÚwÚ and bwushes, >_< aptwy understood +UwU In ^w^ bwoodwess >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU encwimsonyed ^.^ mood- +x3 Effects >_> of terror ÚwÚ and dear modesty, +Encamped in hearts, uWu but ÚwÚ fighting :3 outwawdwy. + +;;w;; '"And, >w< wo, >w< behowd ^.^ these tawents >_> of theiw >_> haiw, +x3 With :3 twisted >w< metaw uWu amowouswy empleached, +I ^.^ have receiv'd ^-^ fwom many :3 a uWu sevewaw :33 faiw, +Their >w< kind acceptance uWu weepingwy beseeched, +x3 With OwO the xDD annyexions >_> of fair :33 gems enwiched, +And x3 deep-bwainyed >_> sonnyets UwU that >_> did amplify +>_> Each >_< stonye's dear UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and quality. + +'"The :33 diamond? >_> why, 'twas xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and xDD hawd, +xDD Wheweto his :33 invised ^-^ pwopewties >_> did ^w^ tend; +The ÚwÚ deep-gween em'rald, in uWu whose ^.^ fwesh ^-^ wegawd +>_> Weak uWu sights theiw sickly ^w^ wadiance ^-^ do >_> amend; +The heaven-hued ÚwÚ sapphiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the opaw xDD bwend +x3 With x3 objects :3 manyifowd; OwO each uWu sevewaw ^.^ stonye, +x3 With ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww blazoned, xDD smiwed, ^w^ ow :3 made >w< some xDD moan. + +ÚwÚ '"Wo, >w< aww ^.^ these >_< twophies >_> of ÚwÚ affections hot, +x3 Of ÚwÚ pensived ÚwÚ and x3 subdued desires OwO the xDD tendew, +:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath UwU chawged me UwU that I UwU hoawd them ;;w;; nyot, +But ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up xDD whewe I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu wendew- +:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to you, my origin ÚwÚ and endew; +>_< Fow :33 these, >_> of force, >w< must >_> youw ^w^ obwations ^.^ be, +x3 Since I theiw altar, you enpatron >_> me. + +uWu '"O then ^.^ advance >_> of x3 youws UwU that :33 phwasewess hand +uWu Whose >_> white weighs ;;w;; down OwO the >_> aiwy scale >_> of xDD pwaise; +;;w;; Take >w< aww ^.^ these similes ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ command, +>w< Hawwowed with sighs UwU that burning >_< wungs >_> did :3 waise; +What me >_> youw >_< minyistew uWu fow you obeys +>_< Wowks uWu undew OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw >w< audit comes +Their ÚwÚ distwact x3 pawcews in >_> combinyed uWu sums. + +ÚwÚ '"Wo, :3 this :33 device ÚwÚ was x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD nyun, +Ow ^-^ sistew ^.^ sanctified, >_> of OwO howiest nyote, +^w^ Which ^.^ wate xDD hew x3 nyobwe suit in couwt >_> did >_< shun, +uWu Whose wawest havings :3 made OwO the blossoms UwU dote; +>_< Fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ sought uWu by uWu spiwits >_> of uWu wichest UwU coat, +But ^-^ kept x3 cowd :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ thence wemuv +ÚwÚ To uWu spend xDD hew :3 wiving in eternal wuv. + +:3 '"But, :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, what >_< wabouw :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave +The xDD thing ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ mast'wing what ^.^ nyot strives, +UwU Pwaying OwO the place ;;w;; which >_> did nyo fowm ^-^ weceive, +UwU Pwaying uWu patient sports in unconstrained >_< gyves! +She UwU that xDD hew ÚwÚ fame OwO so ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD contwives, +The ;;w;; scaws >_> of ^-^ battwe scapeth uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, +And makes xDD hew absence :3 vawiant, ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^-^ might. + +uWu '"O pawdon me in UwU that my boast :3 is :3 twue! +The accident ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to xDD hew eye +:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; moment >_> did xDD hew x3 fowce uWu subdue, +And :3 nyow ^.^ she would OwO the caged ^-^ cwoistew uWu fwy. +>w< Wewigious love >w< put >_< out xDD wewigion's >w< eye. +:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, would ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ immuwed, +And :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> tempt >w< aww ;;w;; wibewty procured. + +'"How :3 mighty then you awe, :3 O hear me teww! +The ^w^ bwoken >_< bosoms UwU that ^-^ to me belong +>_< Have >_> emptied >w< aww theiw >_> fountains in my well, +And >_< minye I pouw >_> youw :33 ocean >w< aww among. +I >w< stwong o'ew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and you o'ew me being ^w^ stwong, +Must uWu fow >_> youw OwO victowy OwO us >w< aww congest, +UwU As compound love ^-^ to ÚwÚ physic >_> youw x3 cowd breast. + +>_< '"My pawts xDD had ^.^ pow'w ^-^ to chawm :3 a xDD sacwed xDD nyun, +Who, xDD discipwinyed, ^-^ ay, xDD dieted in >w< gwace, +uWu Bewieved xDD hew eyes when uWu they t'assaiw ;;w;; begun, +^-^ Aww >_< vows ÚwÚ and consecwations giving place, +:3 O UwU most :33 potentiaw love, vow, bond, :3 nyow ^-^ space, +UwU In ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath neither ^.^ sting, uWu knyot, :3 nyow :33 confinye, +>_< Fow :3 thou art aww, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse awe >w< thinye. + +:3 '"When :3 thou impwessest, what awe OwO pwecepts wowth +x3 Of ^-^ stawe :33 exampwe? When :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD infwame, +OwO How ;;w;; cowdwy x3 those :3 impediments ^.^ stand >w< fowth, +x3 Of :33 weawth, >_> of :33 fiwiaw feaw, waw, ^.^ kindwed, ^-^ fame! +Love's ÚwÚ awms awe :3 peace, >w< 'gainst UwU wuwe, >w< 'gainst :33 sense, >w< 'gainst >w< shame. +And :33 sweetens, in OwO the xDD suff'wing >w< pangs ^.^ it bears, +The aloes >_> of >w< aww fowces, xDD shocks ÚwÚ and UwU feaws. + +:33 '"Nyow >w< aww ^.^ these hearts UwU that ^-^ do uWu on >_< minye depend, +^.^ Feewing ^.^ it bweak, with ÚwÚ bweeding groans uWu they pinye, +And supplicant theiw sighs ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ extend, +ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the batt'ry UwU that you ^-^ make >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ minye, +^w^ Wending ^.^ soft ^-^ audience ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet design, +And :33 cwedent ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU that >_< stwong-bonded ^-^ oath, +:33 That uWu shaww :33 pwefew ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake my OwO twoth." + +>_< 'This said, his wat'wy eyes ^.^ he >_> did :33 dismount, +uWu Whose uWu sights ÚwÚ tiww then ;;w;; wewe uWu wevewwed uWu on my ^.^ face; +>_> Each ^-^ cheek :3 a >_> wivew x3 wunnying ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fount +x3 With :3 bwinyish cuwwent >_< downwawd flowed >_< apace. +:33 O, how OwO the channel ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> gave x3 gwace! +OwO Who glazed with crystal xDD gate OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >w< woses +:33 That flame OwO thwough >w< watew ;;w;; which theiw hue ^w^ encwoses. + +'O fathew, what :3 a heww >_> of OwO witchcwaft :3 wies +UwU In OwO the small ^-^ owb >_> of ^-^ onye pawticuwaw :33 teaw! +But with OwO the inyundation >_> of OwO the eyes +What uWu wocky OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< watew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot weaw? +What uWu bweast OwO so x3 cowd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot wawmed hewe? +:3 O cleft >w< effect! x3 cowd modesty, ^.^ hot wwath, +Both x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom x3 hence ÚwÚ and chiww extinctuwe >_> hath. + +'For >w< wo, his :3 passion, uWu but OwO an art >_> of craft, +>_< Even there wesowved my reason OwO into teaws; +Thewe my >_> white stole >_> of uWu chastity I ;;w;; daffed, +:33 Shook x3 off my :33 sobew >w< guawds ÚwÚ and civil feaws; +xDD Appeaw ^-^ to him as ^.^ he ^-^ to me OwO appeaws, +^-^ Aww melting; >w< though ^-^ ouw ^.^ dwops :3 this >w< diff'wence bore: +His ;;w;; poisonyed uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> did him :33 westowe. + +x3 'In him :3 a pwenyitude >_> of subtle matter, +x3 Appwied ^-^ to cautels, >w< aww ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms ^w^ weceives, +x3 Of burning bwushes ^w^ ow >_> of weeping ^w^ watew, +Ow ÚwÚ swoonying pawenyess; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ and uWu weaves, +UwU In ÚwÚ eithew's aptness, as ^.^ it :33 best deceives, +ÚwÚ To x3 bwush at >_< speeches wank, ^-^ to weep at ÚwÚ woes, +Ow ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> white ÚwÚ and :33 swoon at ;;w;; twagic >w< shows; + +UwU 'That ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt ;;w;; which in his ^w^ wevew came +Could ^w^ scape OwO the >_< haiw >_> of his ^w^ aww-huwting :3 aim, +>w< Showing fair ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is uWu both >w< kind ÚwÚ and OwO tame; +And, >_> veiwed in ;;w;; them, >_> did ^.^ win xDD whom ^.^ he would uWu maim. +uWu Against OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ sought ^.^ he would ^w^ excwaim; +When ^.^ he UwU most burned in heart-wished luxury, +ÚwÚ He >_> pweached ÚwÚ puwe maid ÚwÚ and praised x3 cowd chastity. + +x3 'Thus mewewy with OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 a OwO Gwace +The ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ and :3 conceawed x3 fiend ^.^ he ^w^ cuvwed, +:33 That th' unexperient >_> gave OwO the :3 temptew place, +>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a cherubin, :33 abuv them uWu huvwed. +Who, x3 young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; simpwe, would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so wuvwed? +^w^ Ay uWu me, I fell, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do xDD question ^-^ make +What I shouwd ^-^ do UwU again uWu fow such :3 a sake. + +'O, UwU that ^.^ infected xDD moistuwe >_> of his eye, +:33 O, UwU that false x3 fiwe ;;w;; which in his ^-^ cheek OwO so glowed, +:33 O, UwU that fowced thundew ^-^ fwom his OwO heawt >_> did fly, +:33 O, UwU that >_> sad >_> bweath his spongy >_< wungs ;;w;; bestowed, +:33 O, >w< aww UwU that OwO bowwowed ^w^ motion, seeming ÚwÚ owed, +Wouwd ÚwÚ yet UwU again :33 betway OwO the fore-betrayed, +And OwO nyew ÚwÚ pewvewt :3 a >_< weconciwed ^-^ maid.' + +OwO THE ^.^ END + + + +<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM +:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS +PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE +>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE +DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS +xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED +COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY +:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> + + + +;;w;; End >_> of :3 this x3 Etext >_> of The Complete >_< Wowks >_> of ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe + + + diff --git a/src/constants.rs b/src/constants.rs index 6193bff..ffef2fd 100644 --- a/src/constants.rs +++ b/src/constants.rs @@ -1,24 +1,11 @@ -pub const FACES_SIZE: i32 = 15; -pub const FACES: [&str; FACES_SIZE as usize] = [ - "OwO", - "UwU", - ">w<", - "^w^", - "ÚwÚ", - "^-^", - ":3", - "x3", - "xDD", - ";;w;;", - ">_<", - ">_>", - "^.^", - ":33", - "uWu", +pub const FACES_SIZE: usize = 15; +pub const FACES: [&str; FACES_SIZE] = [ + "OwO", "UwU", ">w<", "^w^", "ÚwÚ", "^-^", ":3", "x3", "xDD", ";;w;;", ">_<", ">_>", "^.^", + ":33", "uWu", ]; -pub const ACTIONS_SIZE: i32 = 17; -pub const ACTIONS: [&str; ACTIONS_SIZE as usize] = [ +pub const ACTIONS_SIZE: usize = 17; +pub const ACTIONS: [&str; ACTIONS_SIZE] = [ "*notices bulge*", "*cries*", "*hugs tightly*", @@ -36,4 +23,4 @@ pub const ACTIONS: [&str; ACTIONS_SIZE as usize] = [ "*pokes you*", "*teleports behind you*", "*shuffles closer*", -]; \ No newline at end of file +]; diff --git a/src/io.rs b/src/io.rs index f44d3b2..214a7bb 100644 --- a/src/io.rs +++ b/src/io.rs @@ -5,80 +5,57 @@ use std::path::Path; pub struct UwUInFile { file_bytes: u64, reader: BufReader, - buffer: Vec, + pub buffer: String, } -pub struct UwUOutFile { - writer: BufWriter, +#[repr(transparent)] +pub struct UwUOutFile { + writer: BufWriter, } impl UwUInFile { + #[inline] pub fn new(path: &Path) -> Result { - let file = match File::open(path) { - Ok(file) => file, - Err(err) => return Err(err), - }; - let file_metadata = match file.metadata() { - Ok(file_metadata) => file_metadata, - Err(err) => return Err(err), - }; - let file_bytes = file_metadata.len(); - let reader = BufReader::new(file); - let buffer = Vec::new(); + let file = File::open(path)?; Ok(UwUInFile { - file_bytes, - reader, - buffer, + file_bytes: file.metadata()?.len(), + reader: BufReader::new(file), + buffer: String::new(), }) } + #[inline] pub fn read_until_newline(&mut self) -> Result { - match self.reader.read_until(b'\n', &mut self.buffer) { - Ok(byte_vec) => Ok(byte_vec), - Err(err) => Err(err), - } - } - - pub fn get_buffer_as_utf8_str(&self) -> String { - String::from_utf8_lossy(&self.buffer).to_string() + self.reader.read_line(&mut self.buffer) } + #[inline] pub fn clear_buffer(&mut self) { self.buffer.clear(); } + #[inline] pub fn get_file_bytes(&self) -> u64 { self.file_bytes } } -impl UwUOutFile { - pub fn new(path: &str) -> Result { - let file = match File::create(path) { - Ok(file) => file, - Err(err) => return Err(err), - }; - let writer = BufWriter::new(file); - - Ok(UwUOutFile { writer }) - } - - pub fn exists(path: &str) -> bool { - Path::new(path).exists() +impl UwUOutFile { + #[inline] + pub fn new(writer: T) -> UwUOutFile { + UwUOutFile { + writer: BufWriter::new(writer), + } } - pub fn write_string_with_newline(&mut self, write_str: &str) -> Result<(), Error> { - match self.writer.write_all(format!("{}\n", write_str).as_bytes()) { - Ok(_) => Ok(()), - Err(err) => Err(err), - } + #[inline] + pub fn write_newline(&mut self) -> Result<(), Error> { + self.writer.write_all(b"\n") } + #[inline] pub fn write_string(&mut self, write_str: &str) -> Result<(), Error> { - match self.writer.write_all(write_str.as_bytes()) { - Ok(_) => Ok(()), - Err(err) => Err(err), - } + self.writer.write_all(write_str.as_bytes()) } } diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs index 646240d..623a8ab 100644 --- a/src/lib.rs +++ b/src/lib.rs @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ use linkify::{LinkFinder, LinkKind}; use std::error::Error; +use std::fs::File; +use std::io::Write; use std::path::PathBuf; use constants::ACTIONS; @@ -18,10 +20,10 @@ mod seeder; #[derive(Debug)] struct Modifiers { supplied_at_runtime: bool, - words: f32, - faces: f32, - actions: f32, - stutters: f32, + words: f64, + faces: f64, + actions: f64, + stutters: f64, } #[derive(Debug)] @@ -40,10 +42,10 @@ impl UwUify { infile: Option, outfile: Option, supplied_at_runtime: bool, - words: f32, - faces: f32, - actions: f32, - stutters: f32, + words: f64, + faces: f64, + actions: f64, + stutters: f64, random: bool, ) -> UwUify { // I dislike this @@ -71,11 +73,9 @@ impl UwUify { pub fn uwuify(&self) -> Result<(), Box> { // Handle Text if !self.text.is_empty() { - let uwu_text = self.uwuify_sentence(&self.text); - // Handle Text Output if !self.output.is_empty() { - if UwUOutFile::exists(&self.output) { + if std::path::Path::new(&self.output).exists() { return Err(format!( "File '{}' already exists, aborting operation", &self.output @@ -83,78 +83,67 @@ impl UwUify { .into()); } - let mut uwu_out_file = match UwUOutFile::new(&self.output) { - Ok(uwu_out_file) => uwu_out_file, - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; - - let mut uwu_progress_bar = UwUProgressBar::new(uwu_text.len() as u64); + let mut uwu_out_file = UwUOutFile::new(File::create(&self.output)?); + self.uwuify_sentence(&self.text, &mut uwu_out_file)?; - match uwu_out_file.write_string(&uwu_text) { - Ok(_) => (), - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; + let mut uwu_progress_bar = UwUProgressBar::new(self.text.len() as u64); - uwu_progress_bar.update_progess(uwu_text.len()); + uwu_progress_bar.update_progess(self.text.len()); uwu_progress_bar.finish("UwU'ifying Complete!"); + Ok(()) } else { - println!("{}", uwu_text); + let stdout = std::io::stdout(); + let mut out = UwUOutFile::new(stdout.lock()); + self.uwuify_sentence(&self.text, &mut out)?; + out.write_newline()?; + Ok(()) } } else { // Handle File I/O - if UwUOutFile::exists(&self.output) { + if std::path::Path::new(&self.output).exists() { return Err( format!("File '{}' already exists, aborting operation", &self.output).into(), ); - }; - - let mut uwu_in_file = match UwUInFile::new(&self.input) { - Ok(uwu_in_file) => uwu_in_file, - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; - let mut uwu_out_file = match UwUOutFile::new(&self.output) { - Ok(uwu_out_file) => uwu_out_file, - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; + } + + let mut uwu_in_file = UwUInFile::new(&self.input)?; + let mut uwu_out_file = UwUOutFile::new(File::create(&self.output)?); let mut uwu_progress_bar = UwUProgressBar::new(uwu_in_file.get_file_bytes()); loop { - let bytes_read_in = match uwu_in_file.read_until_newline() { - Ok(bytes_read_in) => bytes_read_in, - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; - if bytes_read_in == 0 { - break; + let bytes_read_in = uwu_in_file.read_until_newline()?; + if bytes_read_in != 0 { + self.uwuify_sentence(&uwu_in_file.buffer, &mut uwu_out_file)?; + uwu_out_file.write_newline()?; + + uwu_progress_bar.update_progess(bytes_read_in); + uwu_in_file.clear_buffer(); + } else { + uwu_progress_bar.finish("UwU'ifying Complete!"); + return Ok(()); } - - let utf8_str = uwu_in_file.get_buffer_as_utf8_str(); - let uwu_sentence = self.uwuify_sentence(&utf8_str); - match uwu_out_file.write_string_with_newline(&uwu_sentence) { - Ok(_) => (), - Err(err) => return Err(err.into()), - }; - - uwu_progress_bar.update_progess(bytes_read_in); - uwu_in_file.clear_buffer(); } - - uwu_progress_bar.finish("UwU'ifying Complete!"); } - - Ok(()) } - fn uwuify_sentence(&self, text: &str) -> String { + fn uwuify_sentence( + &self, + text: &str, + out: &mut UwUOutFile, + ) -> Result<(), std::io::Error> { text.split_whitespace() .map(|word| { let uwu_word = self.uwuify_word(word.to_string()); self.uwuify_spaces(uwu_word) }) - .collect::>() - .join(" ") + .try_for_each(|f| { + out.write_string(&f)?; + out.write_string(" ") + }) } fn uwuify_word(&self, word: String) -> String { + use std::fmt::Write; if self.linkify.links(&word).count() > 0 { return word; } @@ -179,7 +168,9 @@ impl UwUify { 'L' | 'R' => uwu_text.push('W'), 'l' | 'r' => uwu_text.push('w'), 'E' | 'e' => match previous_char { - 'N' | 'n' => uwu_text.push_str(format!("y{}", current_char).as_str()), + 'N' | 'n' => uwu_text + .write_fmt(format_args!("y{}", current_char)) + .unwrap(), 'v' => match previous_previous_char { 'o' => { uwu_text.pop(); @@ -191,7 +182,9 @@ impl UwUify { _ => uwu_text.push(current_char), }, 'A' | 'I' | 'O' | 'U' | 'a' | 'i' | 'o' | 'u' => match previous_char { - 'N' | 'n' => uwu_text.push_str(format!("y{}", current_char).as_str()), + 'N' | 'n' => uwu_text + .write_fmt(format_args!("y{}", current_char)) + .unwrap(), _ => uwu_text.push(current_char), }, _ => uwu_text.push(current_char), @@ -207,14 +200,14 @@ impl UwUify { if !self.modifiers.supplied_at_runtime { if random_value <= self.modifiers.faces { - word = format!("{} {}", FACES[seeder.random_int(0, FACES_SIZE)], word); + word = format!("{} {}", FACES[seeder.random_int(0..FACES_SIZE)], word); } else if random_value <= self.modifiers.actions { - word = format!("{} {}", ACTIONS[seeder.random_int(0, ACTIONS_SIZE)], word); + word = format!("{} {}", ACTIONS[seeder.random_int(0..ACTIONS_SIZE)], word); } else if random_value <= self.modifiers.stutters { let first_char_stutter = format!("{}-", word.chars().next().unwrap()); word = format!( "{}{}", - first_char_stutter.repeat(seeder.random_int(1, 2)), + first_char_stutter.repeat(seeder.random_int(1..2)), word ); } @@ -223,15 +216,15 @@ impl UwUify { let first_char_stutter = format!("{}-", word.chars().next().unwrap()); word = format!( "{}{}", - first_char_stutter.repeat(seeder.random_int(1, 2)), + first_char_stutter.repeat(seeder.random_int(1..2)), word ); } if random_value <= self.modifiers.faces { - word = format!("{} {}", FACES[seeder.random_int(0, FACES_SIZE)], word); + word = format!("{} {}", FACES[seeder.random_int(0..FACES_SIZE)], word); } if random_value <= self.modifiers.actions { - word = format!("{} {}", ACTIONS[seeder.random_int(0, ACTIONS_SIZE)], word); + word = format!("{} {}", ACTIONS[seeder.random_int(0..ACTIONS_SIZE)], word); } } diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs index c416664..3b49d8b 100644 --- a/src/main.rs +++ b/src/main.rs @@ -20,19 +20,19 @@ struct Args { /// The modifier to determine how many words to be uwu'ified #[clap(short, long, value_name = "VALUE", default_value = "1", validator = is_between_zero_and_one, display_order = 4)] - words: f32, + words: f64, /// The modifier for uwu faces e.g hello -> hewwo #[clap(short, long, value_name = "VALUE", default_value = "0.05", validator = is_between_zero_and_one, display_order = 5)] - faces: f32, + faces: f64, /// The modifier for actions e.g *shuffles over* #[clap(short, long, value_name = "VALUE", default_value = "0.125", validator = is_between_zero_and_one, display_order = 6)] - actions: f32, + actions: f64, /// The modifier for stutters e.g b-baka! #[clap(short, long, value_name = "VALUE", default_value = "0.225", validator = is_between_zero_and_one, display_order = 7)] - stutters: f32, + stutters: f64, /// Flag to enable/disable random uwu'ifying #[clap(short, long, display_order = 8)] @@ -68,16 +68,16 @@ fn main() { } } -fn is_between_zero_and_one(input: &str) -> Result<(), String> { +fn is_between_zero_and_one(input: &str) -> Result<(), &'static str> { let value = match input.parse::() { Ok(value) => value, - Err(_) => return Err(String::from("The value must be a decimal number")), + Err(_) => return Err("The value must be a decimal number"), }; if (0.0..=1.0).contains(&value) { return Ok(()); } - Err(String::from("The value must be between 0.0 and 1.0")) + Err("The value must be between 0.0 and 1.0") } fn modifiers_supplied_at_runtime( diff --git a/src/progress_bar.rs b/src/progress_bar.rs index ad40ec6..93e94ae 100644 --- a/src/progress_bar.rs +++ b/src/progress_bar.rs @@ -1,29 +1,26 @@ use indicatif::{ProgressBar, ProgressStyle}; -pub struct UwUProgressBar { - downloaded_bytes: u64, - progress_bar: ProgressBar, -} +#[repr(transparent)] +pub struct UwUProgressBar(ProgressBar); impl UwUProgressBar { + #[inline] pub fn new(file_total_bytes: u64) -> UwUProgressBar { let progress_bar = ProgressBar::new(file_total_bytes); progress_bar.set_style(ProgressStyle::default_bar() - .template("{spinner:.green} [{elapsed_precise}] [{bar:60.cyan/blue}] {bytes}/{total_bytes} ({eta}) {msg}") - .progress_chars("#>-")); + .template("{spinner:.green} [{elapsed_precise}] [{bar:60.cyan/blue}] {bytes}/{total_bytes} ({eta}) {msg}") + .progress_chars("#>-")); - UwUProgressBar { - downloaded_bytes: 0, - progress_bar, - } + UwUProgressBar(progress_bar) } + #[inline] pub fn update_progess(&mut self, bytes_read_in: usize) { - self.downloaded_bytes += bytes_read_in as u64; - self.progress_bar.set_position(self.downloaded_bytes); + self.0.inc(bytes_read_in as u64); } + #[inline] pub fn finish(&self, message: &'static str) { - self.progress_bar.finish_with_message(message); + self.0.finish_with_message(message); } -} \ No newline at end of file +} diff --git a/src/seeder.rs b/src/seeder.rs index 861d37c..c46b8a8 100644 --- a/src/seeder.rs +++ b/src/seeder.rs @@ -1,35 +1,41 @@ -use rand::{Rng, rngs::ThreadRng, thread_rng}; -use rand_pcg::Pcg32; -use rand_seeder::Seeder; +use std::hash::Hasher; + +use rand::{ + distributions::uniform::{SampleRange, SampleUniform}, + Rng, RngCore, SeedableRng, +}; +use rand_xoshiro::{Xoshiro256Plus, Xoshiro256PlusPlus}; pub struct UwUSeeder { - seeder: Pcg32, - rng: ThreadRng, - random: bool, + floating: Xoshiro256Plus, + int: Xoshiro256PlusPlus, } impl UwUSeeder { + #[inline] pub fn new(word: &str, random: bool) -> UwUSeeder { + let entropy = match random { + true => rand::rngs::OsRng.next_u64(), + false => { + let mut hasher = ahash::AHasher::default(); + hasher.write(word.as_bytes()); + hasher.finish() + } + }; + UwUSeeder { - seeder: Seeder::from(word).make_rng(), - rng: thread_rng(), - random, + floating: Xoshiro256Plus::seed_from_u64(entropy), + int: Xoshiro256PlusPlus::seed_from_u64(entropy), } } - pub fn random(&mut self) -> f32 { - if self.random { - self.rng.gen_range(0.0..1.0) - } else { - self.seeder.gen_range(0.0..1.0) - } + #[inline] + pub fn random(&mut self) -> f64 { + f64::from_ne_bytes(self.floating.next_u64().to_ne_bytes()) } - pub fn random_int(&mut self, min: i32, max: i32) -> usize { - if self.random { - self.rng.gen_range(min..max) as usize - } else { - self.seeder.gen_range(min..max) as usize - } + #[inline] + pub fn random_int>(&mut self, range: R) -> T { + self.int.gen_range(range) } -} \ No newline at end of file +}